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02:00 <Bastardly_One> this is gonna be cool
02:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.worldsideshowfestival.com/
03:00 <Kynetic> is there going to be party hats?
03:00 <Kynetic> im only going if theres party hats
05:00 <Bastardly_One> if you came down I'd get you a pack
05:00 <Bastardly_One> tad expensive though
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw early bird prices on their FB page
06:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.facebook.com/worldsideshowfestival
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that has better pics of the performers too
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yum!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10339689_1506558676233624_2539910508427968019_n.jpg?oh=08e39a671eb94d9fe8a99d5b3434c985&oe=557BEC6A
06:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd be fun in the right circumstances
06:00 <slinky_J> and this is my cue to go smoke a cig
06:00 <slinky_J> and pee
07:00 <slinky_J> pee tea
09:00 <Bastardly_One> My stalking skills are still good
09:00 <Kynetic> you totally would too
09:00 <Bastardly_One> found that chick on FB
09:00 <Kynetic> buy me party hats
09:00 <Kynetic> but thats not what i want
09:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
09:00 <Kynetic> i want there to be party hats available
11:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure if they have machines in the toilets in the Mechanics Institute
12:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a pub around the corner though
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they would 
17:00 <slinky_J> so they found silver coins with Alexanders head on them in Israel
17:00 <slinky_J> saw it on sbs and was waiting for them to say how this is some great find
17:00 <slinky_J> they said fuck all about it
17:00 <slinky_J> I want to know more!
31:00 <Serenity> exciting
34:00 <slinky_J> french reality tv show celebs die
34:00 <slinky_J> 3 olympians
34:00 <slinky_J> 5 crew and 2 pilots
34:00 <rosebud> helicopter?
35:00 <rosebud> they were going out to film one of those im a celebrity get me out of here things yes?
38:00 <Maurice> Yes
38:00 <Maurice> They collided
39:00 <rosebud> awful
43:00 <rosebud> is this program always this quiet
45:00 <erlich> that's why i turn on the TV while im busing IRCing. the background noise makes me feel like a party is going on
46:00 <erlich> busy*
54:00 <slinky_J> the footage is a laugh riot
54:00 <slinky_J> oh yeah all this air up here its scary we better stick together!
55:00 <slinky_J> oh but noes we r in copters 
55:00 <slinky_J> ooooops!
55:00 <slinky_J> I've been waiting forever for this to happen to a reality show
57:00 <slinky_J> too bad ACTUAL celebs died tho, wish it happened to aussie ima celeb :(
58:00 <slinky_J> wb
59:00 <bartol> wb slinky_J
59:00 <steven_> wb
59:00 <bartol> cheers steven_
00:00 <steven_> np slinky
00:00 <steven_> waddup!
00:00 <bartol> yeh slinky_J wish that chrissie swann thing would die hey lol
00:00 <slinky_J> yer
00:00 <slinky_J> fuuuck who the fuck is she
01:00 <slinky_J> she needed to be on the biggest loser not this show HAHAHAHA
01:00 <bartol> yeh she does
01:00 <bartol> she was on big bro
01:00 <slinky_J> lol is that where shes from
01:00 <bartol> yeh
01:00 <slinky_J> rofl
01:00 <bartol> not sure if she won it or what but she just a big bro 
01:00 <slinky_J> we choose our celebs wisely dont we
01:00 <bartol> yeh lol
01:00 <slinky_J> oh yea some slag from big brother lets get her on a panel show
02:00 <slinky_J> lolz
02:00 <bartol> she got abit of fame on chan 10 after then she had a breakfast show and after the joke for the aussie soldier she was booted off it with the other idiots
02:00 <bartol> she got a radio gig then was booted off that
02:00 <bartol> basically she is desperate for any form of attention
02:00 <bartol> she was complaining she had to work late hours and couldnt see her kids and they just laughed at her and sacked her LOL
03:00 <slinky_J> rofl
04:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
04:00 <slinky_J> i cant believe she has kids
04:00 <slinky_J> how the fuck did she ever know she was pregnant?
04:00 <slinky_J> i bet shes given birth in the toilet ten times and not known!
06:00 <bartol> prob
06:00 <bartol> womans day made a story about her being a joke to womens health she tried to sue them but failed
06:00 <bartol> she has i think 3 kids
07:00 <bartol> her kids are like obese by age 3
11:00 <slinky_J> LMFAO
12:00 <slinky_J> you are like my best friend ever
12:00 <slinky_J> oh how i laugh
12:00 <slinky_J> i so h8 her
17:00 <bartol> yeh pretty sure her next move will have to be biggest loser
18:00 <bartol> she won a logie too
18:00 <bartol> how fucked is that
23:00 <nate> even if she lost 40kg, she'd still be a big woman
24:00 <nate> just be fun and happy
24:00 <nate> easier:)
24:00 <nate> shes got kids, just let herself go now :D
24:00 <Bastardly_One> take away the curves
24:00 <Bastardly_One> she's got a decent personality for an australian
24:00 <Loof> what lvl are you now?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm 12
25:00 <Loof> nice
25:00 <Bastardly_One> with 72 power
25:00 <nate> thats a big sexy level
25:00 <Loof> wtf
25:00 <Loof> holy shet
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and all sorts of fucking shit open
25:00 <bartol> she does not have a decent personality
25:00 <bartol> she's a fucking idiot
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I know where 3 of the cunts of dragons are now too Loof
26:00 <bartol> nobody wants to hear her shit thats why she keeps getting removed from everything she does
26:00 <Bastardly_One> too hard to kill yet
26:00 <bartol> what level?
26:00 <Loof> cool
26:00 <bartol> what game?
26:00 <Loof> you'll get there
26:00 <bartol> final fantasy looks good but i saw another one and it looked bad
26:00 <Loof> imagine the rush when you down your first one
27:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like fucking half hour fights I am told
27:00 <Loof> fuck lol
27:00 <Loof> epic
28:00 <bartol> what game Loof?
29:00 <Loof> do you know which one of those dragons is the easiest target?
29:00 <Loof> or are they all the same?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they're all different but no idea 
31:00 <Loof> ah k
32:00 <steven_> Loof is to good to respond to ya bro
34:00 <bartol> yeh loof is a butthurt soldier
34:00 <steven_> haha
36:00 <steven_> im playing blackops 2 offline
37:00 <bartol> blackops 2 never played
38:00 <bartol> played cod 1 2 thats all
38:00 <bartol> and killed some zombies on a cod game on ps3 which sucked
38:00 <steven_> haha
38:00 <bartol> new battlfield looks good
39:00 <steven_> iv got bf2 but never played it
40:00 <steven_> before that i played halo 3 lol
42:00 <Loof> oh wow gta heists is out
42:00 <bartol> Loof do you have gta on pc?
42:00 <Loof> i should learn da shit early
42:00 <bartol> yeh loof
45:00 <slinky_J> battlefield HARDLINE?
45:00 <slinky_J> BF4 <34
46:00 <slinky_J> -4
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Brickleberry
48:00 <Bastardly_One> this show is retarded funneh
58:00 <bartol> whos stoned?
00:00 <Loof> more rockstar fail
00:00 <bartol> whats rockstar fail loof?
00:00 <bartol> every game rockstar has made is great
00:00 <Loof> must have rushed this update out
00:00 <bartol> gamers today are so impatient
00:00 <Loof> disconnections gallore
00:00 <slinky_J> lol no shit they are
00:00 <bartol> most of technology users want to complain
00:00 <bartol> cry
00:00 <Loof> the update has even made story mode buggy
01:00 <bartol> about things they dont even need
01:00 <slinky_J> people like loof dont understand that the devs dont know whats going to happen once its on the console
01:00 <slinky_J> so of course there are going to be problems
01:00 <bartol> the best skating game ever made is by rockstar
02:00 <bartol> well other than tony hawk 1 or 2
02:00 <bartol> skating games just clones
02:00 <slinky_J> this game im playin has heaps of grinding
02:00 <bartol> loof you played it?
02:00 <bartol> grinding is shit you get sick of it hey
03:00 <slinky_J> not in this
03:00 <bartol> what game?
03:00 <slinky_J> sunset ocerdrive
03:00 <bartol> i gave a break from wow ill come back later
03:00 <slinky_J> overdrive*
03:00 <bartol> ohh i saw that game, its actually good?
03:00 <slinky_J> yeah its sick once you get into it
04:00 <slinky_J> once you get good its mad as
04:00 <slinky_J> time to POOOOP
05:00 <bartol> yeh i dont have an xbox sorry
05:00 <bartol> no desire to purchase new console till afew years
06:00 <bartol> got afew ps3 games but havnt done much on them
24:00 <bartol> hey Shadowgate havnt seen u around for a long time
34:00 <nate> go thru the Shadowgate to encounter the ShadowLurker
35:00 <bartol> indeed
35:00 <bartol> wise words young nate
36:00 <nate> must all enjoy warcraft i'd say ;l
37:00 <nate> WOOp!
37:00 <nate> bread
40:00 <slinky_J> nice and showerrrreed
42:00 <bartol> nice
43:00 <bartol> did you have a big wank?
43:00 <Shadowgate> bartol hey
49:00 <bartol> hi Shadowgate
57:00 <bartol> wb Maurice
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
59:00 <Loof> bit that way aint it
00:00 <Maurice> Wicked, getting up in 5 hours
00:00 <Loof> so bored
00:00 <Bastardly_One> staying up instead Maurice?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah bored as well Loof
00:00 <Maurice> No, I will eventually die
00:00 <Loof> i'm just so spoiled for things to do i cant pick one lol
00:00 <Loof> so i'm just ircing
00:00 <Maurice> Take the kids to school, go back to bed then pub lunch
01:00 <bartol> just stay up Maurice
01:00 <bartol> no need to sleep
01:00 <Maurice> No
01:00 <Loof> little bugger will be up soon
02:00 <Loof> so i'll have some company :D
02:00 <Maurice> Thats bad
02:00 <bartol> what will you have at the pub?
02:00 <Maurice> If my kids get up before 6.30am I make them go back to bed
02:00 <Maurice> Like normal parents
03:00 <Maurice> And a hamburger
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
03:00 <Bastardly_One> did you really wake Zac up to play games with him the other day?
03:00 <Loof> was going to
03:00 <Maurice> ...
04:00 <Loof> but i decided against it
04:00 <Maurice> What the actual fuck
04:00 <bartol> Loof how old is your child?
04:00 <Loof> tempted to now
04:00 <Loof> but i wont
04:00 <Maurice> Like, 3
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
04:00 <bartol> dont know if sending kids back to bed at 6:30am is normal
04:00 <bartol> a lot of people awke then
04:00 <bartol> 3 and playing games cool
04:00 <Maurice> My kids don't need to be awake at 6.30
05:00 <bartol> when I was 3 I liked to play outside
05:00 <Maurice> Not when school starts at 8.45
05:00 <Maurice> Er fawks
05:00 <Maurice> Fucking tab
05:00 <fawks> Fall
05:00 <fawks> poor fall
05:00 <fawks> lol
05:00 <fawks> Morning 
05:00 <Maurice> Evening
05:00 <fawks> Woke up waaaayyy too early
05:00 <bartol> fawks get back to bed
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
06:00 <Loof> i need to know exactly how much sleep 3 year olds need: too little they wont grow, too much they wont sleep at night
06:00 <Bastardly_One> why can't I just be bored and stare at the wall or soething 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> why does it always have to be restless?
06:00 <bartol> Loof if your kid is staying inside playing games with u all day he wont grow much LOL
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *something
06:00 <bartol> regardless of his sleep
07:00 <Maurice> LOL @ wont grow
07:00 <fawks> can't I'm wide awake 
07:00 <bartol> why not go to the park with your son or for a fish
07:00 <Loof> watch game of thrones again from the start like me :P
07:00 <bartol> get outside in the fresh air and sunlight
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof never leaves the house
07:00 <Loof> i'm only understanding it the second time
07:00 <Bastardly_One> do you? unless it's to score
07:00 <Loof> yeah to score
07:00 <Loof> thats it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I harrassed him for three entire days to meet up
08:00 <Maurice> Everyone knows you're annoying
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you hush
08:00 <bartol> loof doing drugs whilst a 3 year old son?
08:00 <Loof> if more people just stayed at home instead of driving everywhere there would be WAY less pollution
09:00 <Loof> i'll tell you that for free
09:00 <Maurice> And the rest
09:00 <fawks> Lmao
09:00 <bartol> LOL
09:00 <bartol> yeh loof great answer
09:00 <fawks> OMG 
09:00 <fawks> Lori
09:00 <Maurice> fawks, stop driving errrrrwhere
09:00 <fawks> I saw me sissy last night
09:00 <bartol> there are a few on here that would agree with you though ;)
09:00 <fawks> :'))))
09:00 <Maurice> OMG
09:00 <Maurice> Is she huge>
09:00 <Maurice> ?
09:00 <fawks> Lol
09:00 <fawks> She's grown so much 
10:00 <fawks> Kids are so fucking tiring
10:00 <Maurice> Naww does she still have mop hair?
10:00 <fawks> We played peekaboo for like 233 hours 
10:00 <Loof> these "outgoing" people who think they are going out by driving somewhere in their cars is funny
10:00 <fawks> And then we kicked the ball around and ibwss like zzzzzzz
10:00 <fawks> Lmao.
10:00 <Maurice> Are they finally in the country?
10:00 <fawks> No I flew to Lebanon 
10:00 <Maurice> Oh what
10:00 <fawks> Yes they're in the country 
10:00 <Maurice> You jetsetter, you
10:00 <fawks> lmao
11:00 <Maurice> I'm so glad
11:00 <fawks> Causing pollution soz
11:00 <Maurice> She's adorbs
11:00 <fawks> She really is
11:00 <Maurice> Do you feel really old now
11:00 <fawks> Yesssss
11:00 <Maurice> YOUR SISTER IS LIKE, 3
11:00 <Maurice> OLD BITCH
11:00 <fawks> 2.5
11:00 <fawks> :D
11:00 <Maurice> I was guessing :D
12:00 <fawks> She kept telling me she wanted the OOPOLA 
12:00 <fawks> I'm like the fuck is that m8
12:00 <Maurice> Loompa?
12:00 <fawks> its how she says computer 
12:00 <fawks> LOL
12:00 <fawks> oooopola
12:00 <Loof> we dont need no water let the motherfucker burn, burn little planet burn
12:00 <Maurice> LOL what
12:00 <bartol> ooopola?
12:00 <bartol> is that lebanese for mum?
12:00 <fawks> Yeah good guess
12:00 <Maurice> Oh Loof, talking to himself since everyone else is ignored
13:00 <fawks> lol
13:00 <fawks> Hard life
13:00 <Bastardly_One> kids say all sorts of words weird ways ... I bet it sounds funnier than it's written
13:00 <fawks> Seriously need breakfast 
13:00 <fawks> I'm starving 
13:00 <Maurice> My eldest used to say mugga boots
13:00 <Maurice> Instead of ugg boots
13:00 <fawks> lolll
13:00 <Bastardly_One> how can anyone eat as soon as they wake up
13:00 <fawks> I love how she says my name
13:00 <fawks> Its the cutest thing ever 
14:00 <Loof> what's there to see outside the my house that isn't utterly repulsive
14:00 <fawks> Kissytina
14:00 <Maurice> I don't eat until about 11pm
14:00 <Loof> ugly stinky people everywhere
14:00 <Loof> wretched old people
14:00 <Maurice> Like his wife
14:00 <fawks> Yeah but you're not normal Maurice lol
14:00 <Loof> egotistical teenagers
14:00 <bartol> yessss
14:00 <Maurice> I am so
14:00 <Maurice> Kinda
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
14:00 <bartol> fawks itds 4AM!
14:00 <fawks> So
14:00 <bartol> breakfast is not served till 5:30 i believe
14:00 <bartol> or 6
14:00 <Maurice> ITDS
14:00 <Bastardly_One> hey theres an idea
14:00 <fawks> I had dinner at 5 and didn't have much cos I'm sick as hell
15:00 <bartol> whats the best cereal?
15:00 <bartol> :(
15:00 <fawks> I had 2 sticks of neat abd like half a lettuce
15:00 <fawks> lmao
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I might go for a walk about in an hour
15:00 <Maurice> Nobody ever jumps out of bed and eats breakfast
15:00 <fawks> My grandmas idea
15:00 <bartol> early morning stroll?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> get some disgusting mc breakfast
15:00 <Loof> the breakfast aint bad
15:00 <bartol> how about a big walk for some fresh ones
15:00 <Loof> it's the rest
15:00 <Maurice> People need time to wake up
15:00 <fawks> Is 4:30am too early for antibiotics
15:00 <bartol> fruit and veg at the markets and maybe a cheese n bacon roll
15:00 <Loof> if you mean maccas
15:00 <bartol> no i mean fresh ones
15:00 <bartol> freshies
15:00 <Bastardly_One> depends the last time you took them
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually mc crap
16:00 <fawks> 6:30pm
16:00 <Bastardly_One> works out way cheaper than "fresh"
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and open the same time
16:00 <Loof> what's mc?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> once every 4 hours usually fawks
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean 6
16:00 <Loof> oh god fawks the little cunt
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hence 4 times a day usually
16:00 <bartol> actually rubbish
16:00 <bartol> and will kill u
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Mc Ds Loof
16:00 <Loof> ah
17:00 <fawks> Its only twice a day 
17:00 <fawks> Lol
17:00 <bartol> haha do u live of maccas Bastardly_One?
17:00 <Maurice> fawks you need the get the odd couple Chandler show
17:00 <bartol> i feel sorry fore you if u do
17:00 <Bastardly_One> no I don't
17:00 <fawks> MAURICE
17:00 <fawks> yoire a mum
17:00 <fawks> Is 4:30am too early for anti b's
17:00 <Bastardly_One> twice a day is once every 12hrs then innit?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooooooooooo
17:00 <Loof> have i told you lately that i love you b1?
18:00 <Maurice> Thats too early if some fuck wakes me up
18:00 <Maurice> Otherwise no
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd eat first though
18:00 <Maurice> 8am is fin
18:00 <Maurice> e
18:00 <fawks> ew I can't wait til then gtfo
18:00 <Maurice> Is it a yeast infection? I bet it is
18:00 <fawks> Lmaoo
18:00 <fawks> nah tooth 
18:00 <Maurice> Oh I hear you on that
18:00 <slinky_J> lel
19:00 <Maurice> I take them while Im awake, I dont set an alarm though
19:00 <slinky_J> have some vegies
19:00 <fawks> My wisdom tooth is coming out 
19:00 <slinky_J> or cereal
19:00 <slinky_J> vegies ftw
19:00 <Maurice> Mine cracked the other day :S
19:00 <fawks> Ow
19:00 <fawks> R u getting it removed 
19:00 <fawks> I never wanna remove mine I'm oetrfied 
19:00 <Maurice> I keep licking it, coz it;s a sharp edge
20:00 <fawks> Petrified*
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had to have one taken out by a drill in the chin surgery
20:00 <bartol> dnt ever get married
20:00 <Maurice> Nah, won't get it removed coz it's not bothering me
20:00 <Bastardly_One> got an abcess
20:00 <bartol> unless u really love them
20:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't fun
20:00 <bartol> fawks how old are u>
20:00 <bartol> wisdom tooth?
20:00 <bartol> in 2015
20:00 <Maurice> 12
20:00 <bartol> :O
21:00 <Maurice> Pervert
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine have never come out 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
21:00 <Bastardly_One> they've never fully come down 
21:00 <fawks> 27
21:00 <Maurice> Because you're not wise
21:00 <fawks> This year
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I need all mine taken out though 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> true that Maurice
21:00 <fawks> But a cracked tooth can get infect moz
21:00 <Maurice> I know
22:00 <fawks> Infected
22:00 <Loof> what are we talking about?
22:00 <Maurice> I smoke too many bongs for that
22:00 <fawks> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm
22:00 <fawks> oh dear
22:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna bet?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that will make it worse
22:00 <Maurice> I jest
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I got the abcess
22:00 <Maurice> I went to the dentist, its ok for now
22:00 <Maurice> Shut up B1
23:00 <fawks> lmao
23:00 <Maurice> You have falsies
23:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
23:00 <fawks> dad took me to the doc yesfi
23:00 <fawks> And when we left 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> need them all taken out though
23:00 <fawks> He's like
23:00 <Loof> teefs?
23:00 <fawks> how the FUCK do you understand that cunt
23:00 <fawks> Lmao
23:00 <Loof> i've been hitting the baking soda
23:00 <Loof> on my teefs
23:00 <fawks> Cos he's Indian.. I'm like uh sometimes I don't so I ask him to repeat shit 10 times
23:00 <fawks> And he always saya
23:00 <Maurice> I took my boy to an eye dr and dr was like 'it's not a brain tumour, I don't think'
24:00 <fawks> R U WIT ME CHRISTINA
24:00 <Maurice> I'm like 'wtf?'
24:00 <fawks> Wtf
24:00 <Loof> and brushing multiple times a day
24:00 <Loof> i want them whiter than white
24:00 <fawks> Nice sense of humour lol
25:00 <fawks> Fuckinf lost an earring yesterday now I'm wearing one like a hobo
25:00 <Loof> man this persona 4 golden jrpg is addictive
26:00 <bartol> fawks
26:00 <bartol> get it cut out
26:00 <bartol> i lost a tooth from it
26:00 <bartol> that was fine
26:00 <bartol> the wisdom bent into the root of the other its gone
26:00 <bartol> 2 actually so i had to get 6 removed at once
27:00 <fawks> What
27:00 <fawks> Fuck that
27:00 <bartol> yeh if u dont remove the wisdom ur fucked
27:00 <bartol> it will crack into the root of the other tooth
27:00 <bartol> the only reason ppl need them removed is because they grow slant not straight up
28:00 <fawks> Yeah this one is slanted 
28:00 <fawks> The other three are fine
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I think her dentist would of done xrays
28:00 <bartol> if ur in pain u prob dont even need it removed unless its slanted
28:00 <bartol> go to dentist get xray of side 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I have curly teeth roots and huge arse teeth
28:00 <bartol> ull soon see
28:00 <fawks> I need to get it removed I'm just scared as xhck 
28:00 <fawks> Fuck*
28:00 <fawks> Lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> each one is like double the pain 
28:00 <bartol> b1 u prob a monster
28:00 <fawks> I don't want it to ruin my teeth
28:00 <bartol> u living with pain
28:00 <bartol> u prob got fried mouth
28:00 <fawks> I had braces and they're perfect 
28:00 <fawks> lol
28:00 <bartol> my teeth are perfect
28:00 <bartol> ive never had braces or anything
29:00 <bartol> just had to see 2 back teeth go and 4 wisdom go
29:00 <fawks> Lucky 
29:00 <fawks> I had them and now my teeth are lovely 
29:00 <bartol> only reason i had that happen fawks is i left it
29:00 <bartol> left it too long
29:00 <bartol> being slack
29:00 <fawks> Ahh
29:00 <fawks> Skdixjdjjdd
29:00 <bartol> my sister had same problem but she was just in time
29:00 <fawks> Lol my aunty keeps adding me to fb
29:00 <bartol> my other sister teeth fine
29:00 <fawks> Fuck off
29:00 <fawks> I ignore and she adds again
30:00 <Bastardly_One> add her but block her seeing shit if she is annoying
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I did that with my folks ... mum is way too nosey
31:00 <bartol> Bastardly_One u dont love ur mummy?
31:00 <Loof> i just called my mum a drunken slut in an sms and told her if she sms's me anymore i'm getting the police involved for harrasment
31:00 <Loof> she's no mother
32:00 <bartol> you are a great son!
32:00 <fawks> Lmao
33:00 <bartol> teach also your son to hate his grandmother
33:00 <bartol> u weak dog
33:00 <Loof> only one member of my family left that i talk to
33:00 <bartol> what a sack of shit you are loof
33:00 <fawks> Is bartol plivent 
33:00 <Loof> and i'm thinking of getting rid of his drunken ass too
33:00 <Bastardly_One> think so fawks
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I don't really answer him ... aka lucky as well 
34:00 <Shadowgate> fawks is adorbale
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
34:00 <Loof> is she trolololing me?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a pot head
34:00 <bartol> you are being trolled by ur own mum
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and you are gonna get rid of the only family you have?
34:00 <bartol> Bastardly_One do you love your mum and daddy
34:00 <bartol> ?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and you get along with? ... there's no difference between him and you in respects
35:00 <Bastardly_One> My mother is fine ... My father is dead
35:00 <Loof> i never had a dad
35:00 <Loof> either
35:00 <Loof> well not since i was a toddler
35:00 <Loof> just a string of violent partners my drunken slut mother had
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and fawks isn't trolling anyone 
36:00 <Loof> 3 sets of kids to 3 different fathers
36:00 <slinky_J> yeah yeah
36:00 <Loof> total whore
36:00 <Bastardly_One> she was asking a question
36:00 <slinky_J> why do ppl cry at 4am
36:00 <bartol> Bastardly_One i love my mother and father
36:00 <Loof> i have it on ignore for the "harvest my ass" comment the other day
36:00 <bartol> and get a long with them fine
36:00 <Loof> no time for trolls
36:00 <bartol> why would you compare him to me
36:00 <bartol> lOL
36:00 <Bastardly_One> who is comparing you idiot?
36:00 <bartol> you are cred
36:00 <Bastardly_One> keep up with your own trolling
36:00 <bartol> :LOL
37:00 <bartol> slinky_J its hard core abuse at 4am
37:00 <slinky_J> people shouold stop saying trolling
37:00 <bartol> they need another drink
37:00 <Loof> i'm an idiot now?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not you Loof
37:00 <Loof> ah
37:00 <slinky_J> the words troll and trolling
37:00 <bartol> yes slinky_J
37:00 <bartol> i agree
37:00 <Loof> cool brb
37:00 <slinky_J> are taken out of context too often
37:00 <bartol> next they be asking for marijuana to be free
37:00 <slinky_J> just sayen
37:00 <bartol> especially all drugs
37:00 <slinky_J> like nobody says 'stop havin a go' anymore or shit like that
38:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
38:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares except you?
38:00 <slinky_J> give Loof his dream of legal weed amen
38:00 <Bastardly_One> go write a FB status about it or something
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <Loof> is it stinky_J the motherapist?
39:00 <slinky_J> mother rapist?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> take bigpond off ignore and find out
39:00 <slinky_J> wtf
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not your personal relay service
39:00 <slinky_J> dude has issues
39:00 <fawks> no shit
39:00 <Loof> well if it's such a bother
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit x3
40:00 <bartol> Loof is an old man
40:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it's not a "bother" ... it's just stupid
40:00 <bartol> Bastardly_One do you have a job?
41:00 <Loof> stinky_J has never experienced anything outside computer games
41:00 <Loof> no work
41:00 <Loof> no study
41:00 <Loof> nothing
41:00 <Loof> dont EVEN listen to him
41:00 <fawks> Yeah and you're heaps cultured 
41:00 <fawks> lol
41:00 <Loof> he's a pampered little poof
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fawks, you're on ignore too
41:00 <Bastardly_One> this is what annoys me 
41:00 <Loof> thanks relay
42:00 <Loof> :P
42:00 <slinky_J> dont talk about me loof
42:00 <slinky_J> i bet you dont know why you hate me
42:00 <Loof> i don't have much of a problem with faux
42:00 <Loof> she just bores me
42:00 <Loof> but she's harmless
42:00 <slinky_J> nobody cares.
42:00 <fawks> I know I am thanks b1
43:00 <slinky_J> gosh get stoned and pass out already you old goat.
43:00 <fawks> such a big mouth 
43:00 <fawks> Lol
43:00 <bartol> Loof isnt your wife asian
43:00 <bartol> like gook
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I can fight with fawks until the end of time
43:00 <fawks> like gook
43:00 <fawks> lkllllllll
43:00 <bartol> you purchase off google
43:00 <bartol> or something
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly just did the smart arse 
43:00 <bartol> gookle
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... so?
43:00 <Loof> she's a silly shallow little girl imo
43:00 <Loof> and a hipster of the highest magnitude
43:00 <fawks> WHAT
43:00 <slinky_J> so loof is talking to himself
43:00 <bartol> nobody cares about either of you Loof
43:00 <fawks> lollllll
43:00 <fawks> Me? A hipster
43:00 <bartol> you and Bastardly_One are both losers
43:00 <slinky_J> what a class act
43:00 <Loof> but thats just my opinion
43:00 <fawks> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
43:00 <bartol> hahahaha fawks is not a hipster
43:00 <fawks> oh NY 
43:00 <bartol> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
43:00 <fawks> my*
43:00 <slinky_J> that's just my onion!
44:00 <fawks> lolll
44:00 <fawks> That was fubny
44:00 <bartol> Loof you live in melbourne and you dont know what a hipster is
44:00 <bartol> maybe if you left your house
44:00 <Bastardly_One> what a skewered view of hipster
44:00 <bartol> stepped on a tram or train you might awaken
44:00 <bartol> Bastardly_One you shut up
44:00 <fawks> lol
44:00 <fawks> Lmao
44:00 <DoC> lol plivent
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah go to the Wesley Anne in Northcote
44:00 <bartol> you dont even know what north or south is dickhead
44:00 <fawks> plivent is funny this morning 
44:00 <bartol> Bastardly_One you got nothing but cocks to suck
44:00 <Bastardly_One> on a fri afternoon and you'll see what a hipster is
44:00 <bartol> and girls to rape
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not fawks
44:00 <Loof> hipster = following the latest fashion trends
44:00 <DoC> LOL
44:00 <Loof> which she does
44:00 <Loof> intently
45:00 <fawks> Wut
45:00 <bartol> Loof she dont follow trends
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, listen to him now Maurice went
45:00 <bartol> hipster is far more than fauxy
45:00 <fawks> lol
45:00 <DoC> B1 the real suck cock?
45:00 <fawks> Why do people pretend they know me its so weird 
45:00 <bartol> who cares about maurice
45:00 <Loof> am i wrong?
45:00 <bartol> lori webster is a dumb cunt
45:00 <bartol> fuck her
45:00 <bartol> ur an even bigger loser Bastardly_One
45:00 <bartol> u and Loof are fucking pathetic sad cunts
45:00 <Bastardly_One> can't say that when she's about though right?
45:00 <bartol> well why would I
45:00 <bartol> id be on a ban
46:00 <Loof> wouldn't be wise
46:00 <bartol> couldnt say what I need to say
46:00 <bartol> so why would I idiot
46:00 <bartol> arnt you like 50 years old cunt
46:00 <bartol> you are half my age
46:00 <bartol> LOL
46:00 <Loof> she's pretty bannhappy
46:00 <bartol> look at u
46:00 <bartol> 50 year old fucking ircing at 5am
46:00 <Bastardly_One> shows the pathetic gutless shit you are 
46:00 <bartol> what a sad cunt
46:00 <DoC> lmfao
46:00 <Loof> so you're turning on me
46:00 <bartol> what a dead sad sad sad sad piece of shit u are
46:00 <Loof> rightyo
46:00 <bartol> my mum is ur age Bastardly_One
46:00 <bartol> she's in bed
46:00 <bartol> ready to go work 8 hours
46:00 <Loof> "pathetic gutless shit"
46:00 <bartol> ur a fucking loser
46:00 <Bastardly_One> weak bitch she is then eh?
46:00 <bartol> no friends
46:00 <bartol> no gf
46:00 <bartol> no fucking wife
46:00 <Bastardly_One> she should be up ... weak
47:00 <bartol> some dumb cunt son you half know
47:00 <bartol> ur an ugly old pedofile faggot
47:00 <bartol> all u do is irc dog
47:00 <bartol> nobody even likes u b1
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah totally 
47:00 <bartol> but u think they do
47:00 <Bastardly_One> keep ranting 
47:00 <DoC> when ops are not around u come here and tell us about pedoness
47:00 <bartol> u think they love u cunt
47:00 <DoC> fuck off u sick cunt
47:00 <slinky_J> LOL
47:00 <bartol> Bastardly_One faggot
47:00 <bartol> Loof faggot
47:00 <bartol> gook child
47:00 <slinky_J> loof did himself in
47:00 <Loof> you're calling me a pathetic gutless shit?
47:00 <bartol> fucking looofy poofter
47:00 <Loof> or him?
47:00 <bartol> Bastardly_One
47:00 <bartol> jamie kennon faggot
48:00 <slinky_J> how loofy
48:00 <DoC> plivent is calling u Loof
48:00 <bartol> i know where loof lives i dont care
48:00 <bartol> should leak his details hey
48:00 <DoC> plivent had sex with kuniva last night so he got lil bit mad
48:00 <bartol> DoC i live in fucking nsw kuniva live in brisbane idiot  abit too hard
48:00 <bartol> ur mate kunny
48:00 <bartol> the op of many chans
49:00 <bartol> DoC is [email protected] * Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
49:00 <bartol> DoC on #melbourne @#cats #Austnet @#Lobby @#politicaldebate @#GLOBAL @#mIRCBeginners @#ipv6 @#sydney @#chatzone @#Australia @#Chatterz @#UserHelp @#fightclub #irchelp @#Cheers @#Chat-World @#mIRCSupport 
49:00 <bartol> DoC using irc.austnet.org AustNet
49:00 <bartol> DoC has identified to services
49:00 <bartol> DoC End of /WHOIS list.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
49:00 <DoC> u're going to be ban son, be ready for it pedo
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you ripped my fightclub idea off cunt
49:00 <Bastardly_One> typical paki
49:00 <Bastardly_One> can't think of anything original
50:00 <bartol> ohh no
50:00 <bartol> ban
50:00 <bartol> on irc
50:00 <bartol> :(
50:00 <bartol> how ever will i cope u stupid paki cunt
50:00 <DoC> ssshhh b1, plivent gonna be an oper here so he would zline all of us lol
51:00 <bartol> i wouldnt zline anyone actually
51:00 <bartol> i believe in irc free
51:00 <bartol> only ppl who go from irc are ppl like element who flood
51:00 <DoC> everyone is tired of ur fucking fake stories son come on carry on son 
51:00 <bartol> personal opinion free
51:00 <DoC> element is ur mate
51:00 <bartol> DoC what fake stories?
51:00 <bartol> name me 1
51:00 <DoC> best mate
51:00 <bartol> i hate pollock
51:00 <bartol> ive hated pollock since 1997
51:00 <DoC> nah u love him
52:00 <bartol> actually i dont
52:00 <bartol> if u know anything before u parked ur paki ass on here
52:00 <DoC> you already had sex with him
52:00 <bartol> i trolled whole of pollocks family
52:00 <bartol> for 2 years
52:00 <bartol> awolf was sent by chucky to his own house
52:00 <bartol> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
52:00 <DoC> lol
53:00 <DoC> same u say about shane aka pz
54:00 <bartol> same person idiot
54:00 <bartol> LOL
54:00 <DoC> rofl
55:00 <bartol> ur a dumb cunt paki who never been to aus never will obsessing your life on a dead aussie irc server
55:00 <bartol> whos sad now?
55:00 <DoC> i notice when the real ops are not around you come here and tell us about ur aids in ya ass u fucking coward, you wait till there all asleep to get your little jollies don't you ass-stain
56:00 <bartol> hahaha aids in my ass
56:00 <bartol> coming from second biggest aids country in the world pakistan
56:00 <bartol> LOL
56:00 <bartol> well anyone smart would not say shit when ops around
56:00 <bartol> ops ircops are all losers today
56:00 <bartol> everyone knows it
56:00 <bartol> maybe u love them
56:00 <bartol> but nobody else does
56:00 <DoC> than why u are here stupid fag?
57:00 <DoC> stfu or gtfo faggot
57:00 <bartol> hahahahaha
57:00 <bartol> u gunna ban me are u doc
58:00 <bartol> the curry cung who cry so hard he get ops in chans
58:00 <bartol> LOL
58:00 <bartol> when you started out on here 2012 you were Evil and Zain ALi
58:00 <bartol> now u an op in our server LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
58:00 <bartol> like anyone cares
58:00 <bartol> everyone thinks ur a dumb paki faggot LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
59:00 <bartol> i dont care if these losers hate me, they are my ppl, u arnt even aussie or from here LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OWNED
59:00 <DoC> says the liar, lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
59:00 <DoC> finally
59:00 <Loof> nice
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah someone not talking is awake 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they know who they are
59:00 <DoC> cheersssssss!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I pointed out the post with my name 
01:00 <DoC> he's angry with everyone lol
08:00 <Loof> wb plivent
14:00 <DoC> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so obvious
14:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
15:00 <slinky_J> fk sif im n ot in beeeddd
15:00 <slinky_J> :P
53:00 <slinky_J> o crap
53:00 <slinky_J> DmC Devil May Cry Definitive Edition is already out! i did not knows thissssssss
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
20:00 <Serenity> can see all the people on fb with dumb friends
21:00 <Serenity> anyone who gets tagged in a bunnings post
23:00 <faux> aka me
23:00 <faux> One of my cousins tagged me
23:00 <faux> Lmao
23:00 <faux> Idoot
24:00 <faux> Idiot
24:00 <Serenity> i have 12 posts on the top of my feed atm
24:00 <Serenity> that is those bunnings things
24:00 <Serenity> 12!
25:00 <faux> Eesh
32:00 <Fez> a dozen of the best
34:00 <wanderer> wait what…you mean it’s not real? 
34:00 <Serenity> fuck off saemon
36:00 <ShadowLurker> he'll never learn
36:00 <ShadowLurker> dumb as fuck this one
38:00 <Serenity> hes using a fucking mobile too
39:00 <faux> is ban on site
39:00 <Serenity> yes
39:00 <Serenity> that is correct
40:00 <Serenity> oh now hes gonna pretend its not him
40:00 <Serenity> (y)
40:00 <faux> lmao
40:00 <Serenity> [9:39am] <wanderer> hello? i am not ‘saemon’
40:00 <Serenity> [9:39am] <wanderer> it was mere sarcasm, can you please remove the ban?
40:00 <Serenity> even though he says the same stuff..
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <faux> Idk tbh
43:00 <faux> Idk who anyone is anymore 
43:00 <faux> I don't recognise ispshsssp
43:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <Serenity> hmm i think that yogurt might have been off
48:00 <Serenity> =/
59:00 <ShadowLurker> shell be right
02:00 <Serenity> it didnt taste too bad
02:00 <Serenity> just had a weird after taste
02:00 <ShadowLurker> did you stir it up good
02:00 <Serenity> yeah
02:00 <ShadowLurker> ah itll be right
23:00 <simba> cripz and bloodz
25:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNGnCLod-qg
29:00 <repulse> lol
36:00 <simba> so fly she should be in the sky with diamonds
30:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/WkIMZ1HcX-8
39:00 <beehhh> ladyboy cum from my bum
55:00 <Adonis> im so fat
55:00 <Adonis> lol
56:00 <faux> Yeah heaps
56:00 <Adonis> I've eaten nothing but shit since I got off stage
57:00 <faux> That doesn't sound v appetising 
57:00 <Adonis> yeahhh
57:00 <Adonis> I'm going back to diet tomorrow
59:00 <Adonis> actually no im not hahaha
59:00 <Adonis> maccas is too good
00:00 <faux> Loll
00:00 <Adonis> i've eaten 3 whole cheesecakes
11:00 <slinky_J> yummm
35:00 <Adonis> i don't know what to have for lunh
39:00 <Serenity> NOTHING YOU PIG
43:00 <nate> pig?:)
45:00 <Serenity> thats what i said
47:00 <nate> lunch pig perfect
51:00 <TheRon> there's something so satisfying about england being out of the world cup
57:00 <TheRon> i like beer
08:00 <Floss> WHATEVER MOTHERFUCKER
10:00 <TheRon> friendly
15:00 <TheRon> genuine greek souvlaki tonight
17:00 <Dugnuts> awesome
17:00 <Dugnuts> im having some scotch fillet
21:00 <TheRon> med rare?
23:00 <Dugnuts> of course
23:00 <Dugnuts> i dont ruin steak
23:00 <Serenity> mmmmmm med rare
23:00 <TheRon> there's plenty that do
25:00 <Fez> i dont leave my chicken bleeding for a reason
25:00 <TheRon> i'm shipping up to boston whoa oh oh
25:00 <Fez> steak is the same
28:00 <TheRon> breastfeeding is important
28:00 <Fez> breast is best
29:00 <TheRon> some ppl breastfeed their kids till they're 5yo
29:00 <Serenity> thats a bit off
30:00 <TheRon> some kids just don't wanna let go
35:00 <slinky_J> soy sauce ftw
36:00 <TheRon> japanese soy?
36:00 <slinky_J> ne soy
36:00 <slinky_J> soy milk!
37:00 <slinky_J> soy kisses from a chinee gurl
37:00 <TheRon> oooh baby just you shut your mouth
40:00 <TheRon> i'm a mess without my little china girl
42:00 <TheRon> i watched hunger games mockingjay last night
42:00 <TheRon> part 2 better be better
49:00 <Skirmish> I haven't seen any of those movies. 
49:00 <TheRon> good man
49:00 <Skirmish> *thumbs up*
50:00 <TheRon> donald sutherland is good though
53:00 <TheRon> santo sam and ed are gonna talk bvb tonight
53:00 <couleurs> bvb!!!!!!!!
54:00 <Serenity> skirmwish
55:00 <slinky_J> i downlaoded those movie
55:00 <slinky_J> s
55:00 <couleurs> which 1s
55:00 <slinky_J> those hunger games ones
55:00 <couleurs> Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <couleurs> apple watch!!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <slinky_J> havent watched them
56:00 <couleurs> me either, beaver
57:00 <TheRon> hehehehehee......beaver!
57:00 <slinky_J> yer dunno when i will
57:00 <TheRon> bald beaver?
58:00 <couleurs> lets watch it 2 gether 
00:00 <TheRon> cut myself shaving this morning, took so long for it to stop bleeding
01:00 <slinky_J> lols
01:00 <slinky_J> aw
02:00 <slinky_J> want ciddelz?
02:00 <TheRon> i had a 2 week beard going before shaving
02:00 <slinky_J> bears get itchy
02:00 <TheRon> they do
02:00 <slinky_J> and are too mainstream popular
02:00 <slinky_J> dont grow one
02:00 <slinky_J> try to be as little a hipster as possible
03:00 <TheRon> QOTSA - no one knows
04:00 <couleurs> ps4
04:00 <TheRon> xbobx one
05:00 <TheRon> faux, go storm
06:00 <simba> $ony
07:00 <TheRon> PAFC is better than bvb
07:00 <couleurs> no
07:00 <TheRon> simba will back me up on this
09:00 <couleurs> no
09:00 <TheRon> shaktar donestsk is better than bvb
10:00 <couleurs> they bought 1 of their players tho
10:00 <TheRon> melbourne victory?
10:00 <simba> WAXTAP
11:00 <TheRon> chad wingard could play soccer
11:00 <couleurs> real madrid vs shalke and porto vs basel tomorrow morning who's up 4 those me
11:00 <TheRon> go schalke
12:00 <TheRon> basel still have some aussies?
12:00 <simba> chid wongard
13:00 <couleurs> idk basel suk
13:00 <couleurs> real and porto will winned
14:00 <simba> https://vid.me/u/LegendCommFan
15:00 <couleurs> lol
16:00 <couleurs> hahahhaha
16:00 <couleurs> look @ wah wah!!!!!!
17:00 <simba> thats a good vid!!!!
17:00 <couleurs> holy shit this guy 
17:00 <couleurs> is hilariouse
17:00 <couleurs> lmao
17:00 <couleurs> fuck
19:00 <couleurs> he need to commentate every match
19:00 <slinky_J> so full
19:00 <TheRon> is it the goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal! guy?
20:00 <couleurs> maybe.
23:00 <TheRon> al green - let's stay together
23:00 <TheRon> al green rules
25:00 <slinky_J> no no
25:00 <slinky_J> al green - simply beautiful
25:00 <slinky_J> :P
30:00 <TheRon> rebel rebel you've torn your dress, rebel rebel your face is a face
30:00 <TheRon> mess
31:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: is your face a face?
31:00 <TheRon> yes!
31:00 <TheRon> i called my horse "your face"
31:00 <TheRon> c'mon your face
33:00 <Christopher> oi
33:00 <Christopher> look here dickhead
33:00 <Christopher> haha made ya look
33:00 <TheRon> gonna have to narrow that down
34:00 <Christopher> breasts
34:00 <TheRon> always
35:00 <Christopher> my music is about curves
35:00 <StrykerX> And drugs
35:00 <StrykerX> lol
35:00 <TheRon> i like big butts i can not lie
35:00 <StrykerX> TheRon, and you other brothers can't deny!
38:00 <Christopher> taylor swift sings about xtc
38:00 <Christopher> https://soundcloud.com/daintno/swift-once
39:00 <TokenDaRing> hi Christopher
48:00 <slinky_J> hope this exodus gods and kings is an okay watch
49:00 <dinogy> not that special
49:00 <slinky_J> ahh white cast at least lolz
49:00 <slinky_J> go hollywood
49:00 <dinogy> lol
49:00 <slinky_J> lol
53:00 <couleurs> watch game of phones hot new show about wizards n dragens
06:00 <slinky_J> lol
07:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/CnSTbEk.gif
07:00 <couleurs> me vs B1 @ fifa hahahaha fkn pwned
08:00 <simba> lmao
11:00 <slinky_J> doesnt he just play it to seem young and cool
11:00 <slinky_J> i reckon he only goes on about liverpool because when simba is around
12:00 <simba> he wants my dick
13:00 <couleurs> agreed.
13:00 <simba> on another server hes probably the same with WAXTAP
13:00 <simba> and a guy called somba
14:00 <couleurs> bizarro world!!!!!!!!!
15:00 <slinky_J> LMAO
20:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
20:00 <couleurs> i drank 2 much
20:00 <slinky_J> what did you drink
21:00 <couleurs> wine
21:00 <couleurs> bear
22:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/rq3yBV3e_UE
23:00 <slinky_J> awww
23:00 <slinky_J> pore poor couleursz
24:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me
31:00 <simba> uuuuu
33:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/h7EWAjm
33:00 <couleurs> lmao
35:00 <simba> its my life what ever i wanna do
36:00 <couleurs> agreed.
38:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!!!!!
38:00 <British^Meat> do u own one?
39:00 <couleurs> nope, don't be ridonalducious
39:00 <StrykerX> I miss my 3310
40:00 <couleurs> i miss 90210
41:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
42:00 <couleurs> good day
43:00 <Sunbeam> hey Colours :)
43:00 <British^Meat> greetnings Sunbeam
43:00 <couleurs> :ppppppp
44:00 <Sunbeam> good morning to you British^Meat :)
44:00 <Sunbeam> oh wait you are British^Meat in OZ?
44:00 <British^Meat> indeed
44:00 <Sunbeam> so it'll be evening there?
44:00 <British^Meat> i am gifting you extend greetings from the Barossa Valley South Australia
44:00 <Sunbeam> hi DemonsRun :)
44:00 <British^Meat> U know of jacobs creek?
45:00 <British^Meat> 7:15
45:00 <Sunbeam> I've heard of it
45:00 <Sunbeam> Greetings from chilly but sunny (today) England
45:00 <British^Meat> noice
46:00 <Sunbeam> it is today
46:00 <Sunbeam> last week we had 4 seasons in one day
46:00 <British^Meat> tell me...
46:00 <British^Meat> where r u ?
46:00 <Sunbeam> well i don't lie
46:00 <Sunbeam> hi ricchhee :)
47:00 <Sunbeam> I'm in Barnsley, South yorkshire = North of England
47:00 <British^Meat> My origins lie in Hampshire
47:00 <Sunbeam> not far from sheffield
47:00 <Sunbeam> i know of hampshire
47:00 <Sunbeam> not been tho
48:00 <British^Meat> indeed
48:00 <British^Meat> ive been through yorkshire on the way to newcastle, no?
48:00 <Sunbeam> hmmm not sure about that...i've not been to newcastle
49:00 <British^Meat> hmmmmmmmmmmmm
57:00 <couleurs> WatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatch
06:00 <Skirmish> If I lived in England I would have explored it all by now. 
07:00 <Kynetic> even the marshes?
08:00 <Skirmish> Even the marshes. 
10:00 <Fez> queen elizabeth needs exploring
11:00 <mrgrumpy> British^Meat, aren't you Pompey scum?
11:00 <mrgrumpy> if he's from where I think he's from he'll know what I'm talking about
13:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren
15:00 <British^Meat> no
15:00 <British^Meat> Im a southampton scummer
15:00 <Sunbeam> excuse?
15:00 <British^Meat> pompey, pffft, nice place, but nah
19:00 <Picard> good cricket team the poms lol
19:00 <slinky_J> 10mbps!!
19:00 <slinky_J> wtfff
25:00 <fat> What's going down?
25:00 <couleurs> WatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatch
25:00 <simba> watch it
25:00 <fat> can you see that?
27:00 <British^Meat> stuff...
27:00 <Skirmish> [20:12] * Sunbeam gives Skirmish a map of england     <----- I drive 5 hours for a day trip here in Australia. Couldn't I travel from one side of england to the other in that time? 
27:00 <fat> I've been looking for a foot
27:00 <Sunbeam> no lol
27:00 <Sunbeam> not quite :P
28:00 <British^Meat> ud get stuck in traffic
28:00 <fat> Where did it go?
28:00 <fat> It can't have disappeared....
28:00 <Picard> take u 5 hours to get out of london
28:00 <British^Meat> thats the killer over there, traffic and traffic lights, not like out here where its all 110 open roads
28:00 <couleurs> RIP star wars dude
28:00 <clubsamwich> welcome back space girl
29:00 <Picard> who wants a job?
29:00 <Zade> how much does it pay?
29:00 <Picard> fuck all
29:00 <Picard> u can sleep with the boss
29:00 <Picard> i need someone to drive to darwin, pick up a trailer and drive it back here
30:00 <Zade> oh i love darwin
30:00 <Picard> ive never been there
30:00 <Zade> its awesome fun
31:00 <Picard> maybe we can do a road trip
31:00 <fat> it's been 5 minutes and no foot.
31:00 <Zade> never driven to darwin i always fly
31:00 <fat> this is unacceptable.
31:00 <Picard> Candice hello
32:00 <Picard> how are you?
32:00 <fat> oh nice.
32:00 <Picard> we can stop at uluru and shoot some coons
32:00 <Zade> litchfield park near darwin is great
32:00 <Christopher> fat?
32:00 <Christopher> cuddly
32:00 <fat> yes mate
33:00 <Christopher> oh
33:00 <fat> you know toxic fat mate
33:00 <fat> poor diet, fat 
33:00 <fat> a real genetic mess.
33:00 <Christopher> u a chick
33:00 <fat> what is chick
33:00 <Christopher> woman
33:00 <Picard> ok
33:00 <fat> dunno what that is mate
34:00 <fat> i'm on IRC
34:00 <Christopher> ph
34:00 <Christopher> oh
34:00 <fat> yeah.
34:00 <fat> does anyone know where peter is?
34:00 <nate> Visceral Fat
34:00 <fat> yeah
35:00 <fat> maggot fat
35:00 <Christopher> chicks are hotter with more weight
35:00 <fat> dole cheques, fat and baby bonus
35:00 <Christopher> fuck
36:00 <fat> job search diary, fuck that just have a baby
36:00 <Christopher> lol
36:00 <Christopher> i could help
36:00 <nate> yay!
36:00 <fat> some other c**t will pay for it!
36:00 <fat> know what i'm sayin brother?
37:00 <clubsamwich> chicks are hotter with more hot and when they think they're hot
37:00 <clubsamwich> more weight
37:00 <clubsamwich> dammit
37:00 <fat> yeah more hot 
37:00 <clubsamwich> more hot means more hot amirite
37:00 <Christopher> softer too
37:00 <partay> Picard how's that plan coming along ?
38:00 <fat> there are plans?
38:00 <YILMAZ> I had a crush on a Candice once. I stabbed her sister with a compass. 10yo foreplay. 
38:00 <fat> ok
38:00 <Christopher> k
39:00 <fat> is anybody alive here?
39:00 <nate> Skirmish reliving his glory days
39:00 <clubsamwich> 10yo foreplay, sounds like a cool album name
41:00 <Picard> has anyone been watching how to get away with murder?
41:00 <Picard> plan partay?
41:00 <Picard> who is candice?
42:00 <Picard> i knew a chic named candice once, she was a hooker
42:00 <dole> okay.
42:00 <Picard> nice girl
43:00 <clubsamwich> candice sounds like either an old granny or a grade A stripper
43:00 <dole> i find women generally offer their festering wound without a transaction of cash
43:00 <dole> but still
44:00 <ooomp> Evening friends
44:00 <clubsamwich> that's coz they're dead
44:00 <dole> ooomp i've been looking for a foot
44:00 <dole> can you help me please?
45:00 <ooomp> 1800 buy-a-foot
45:00 <Christopher> lols
45:00 <couleurs> :)
45:00 <dole> i was not interested in purchasing the foot.
45:00 <ooomp> couleurs! :)
45:00 <Skirmish> Looking for a foot? Your pants would be the last place you should look. 
45:00 <Skirmish> HA! 
46:00 <dole> i am confused.
46:00 <couleurs> hiiiiiiii
46:00 <Skirmish> A foot, is 12 inches. 
46:00 <dole> I wanted to talk to a regular of this channel his name is pieter.
46:00 <dole> is he still here?
46:00 <Skirmish> Inches = penis joke. 
46:00 <ooomp> Skirmish, no one likes imperial
46:00 <dole> oh penis?
46:00 <ooomp> Joke fail
46:00 <Skirmish> Pieter lost his shit and doesn't come here anymore. 
46:00 <dole> oh that is rather unfortunate.
46:00 <dole> what did you do to tip him over mate?
47:00 <Skirmish> You can find him along with Ricky Lee and Delta Goodrum on his Cyber Bullying Facebook page. I don't have a link. 
47:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: he got perma banned too
47:00 <TokenDaRing> that didn't help him
47:00 <dole> why did such a thing happen
47:00 <dole> i thought he invented this IRC
48:00 <dole> the forefather of sorts....
48:00 <Skirmish> Details are for people that care. 
48:00 <nate> i just died in pieters arms tonight
48:00 <dole> ah
48:00 <Skirmish> I think you will be hard pressed to find someone that does here. 
48:00 <clubsamwich> haha
48:00 <dole> well okay
48:00 <dole> this is a rather unfortunate development
48:00 <nate> hoping for a cyber?
49:00 <dole> no
49:00 <nate> some leaf?
49:00 <dole> i just wanted to locate that missing body part
49:00 <Skirmish> Everyone should be nice to Kuniva if you see him around. His gf cheated on him. 
49:00 <dole> he has a gf?
49:00 <Skirmish> Poor guy is having a tough time no doubt. 
49:00 <nate> i thought kuniva was a girl
49:00 <dole> my knuckles are itchy
49:00 <nate> lesbo!
50:00 <dole> ah k.
51:00 <dole> what else would you like?
51:00 <ooomp> Its that favourite SA guy, Josh
51:00 <slinky_J> hah
52:00 <dole> i see
52:00 <ooomp> Backwards state that one, back in time
52:00 <dole> it is a part of this wonderful country mate
52:00 <dole> dole and baby bonus
52:00 <dole> the culture of astraya
52:00 <Kynetic> i thought the baby bonus was gone now
53:00 <dole> man i make this shit up as i go along
53:00 <ooomp> Minor reprieve of the bogan army in around 10 years time hopefully
53:00 <Kynetic> true?
53:00 <Kynetic> are you like tony abbott?
53:00 <dole> tony flew off once he mastered the control of his giant ears
53:00 <Kynetic> http://thesuppositoryofwisdom.com/
53:00 <dole> you ever seen dumbo mate?
53:00 <Kynetic> yea
53:00 <dole> rofl at the suppository.
54:00 <Kynetic> i was a kid once
54:00 <dole> remember brashs mate?!
55:00 <Skirmish> Baby Bonus was a liberal party policy. 
55:00 <Serenity> that was old mate howard
55:00 <Skirmish> Back when ole John said that it was the duty of Australian women to have babies. 
55:00 <Kynetic> abbott rkns australian women all do the ironing
55:00 <Serenity> one each for mum n dad and one for the country
55:00 <Picard> Skirmish how are u ole mate?
55:00 <Serenity> was his catch phrase
56:00 <Skirmish> I am wonderful. 
56:00 <partay> Picard you know your plan...
56:00 <Picard> no partay, i have no idea what u are talking about
56:00 <Skirmish> Well, I am wonderful, a little tired and a little swamped but I am rising to the new challenges. 
56:00 <faux> hi
57:00 <Skirmish> Hi faux
57:00 <Picard> thats the spirit
57:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t31.0-8/p480x480/10636919_911833102177301_5656269986048265831_o.jpg
58:00 <Kynetic> lol partay
58:00 <partay> Picard you dont have a plan
58:00 <Kynetic> Picards only plans involve going to thailand for ladyboys
58:00 <Bonny> lol
58:00 <British^Meat> heh
59:00 <Skirmish> Picard is laying low to avoid investigation for horse doping. 
59:00 <Kynetic> oh
59:00 <Kynetic> i thought he was live baiting greyhounds?
59:00 <partay> lol
00:00 <Skirmish> Maybe he is using the greyhounds to train the horses? 
00:00 <Skirmish> Angry horses chase the greyhounds and bite them? 
00:00 <Kynetic> would be efficient
00:00 <Kynetic> keep the greyhounds that survive
00:00 <Skirmish> If it can outrun a horse, it would be a winner. 
01:00 <Crispy> well hey
03:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish
03:00 <Picard> Crispy how the fark are u
03:00 <Picard> hows the U.K?
03:00 <Crispy> haha hey man, wow some one is on here
04:00 <Crispy> im in sweden atm
04:00 <Picard> nice
04:00 <Crispy> haha im great thanks for asking, hows it going dude?
04:00 <Picard> ok thanks
04:00 <Picard> i voted for your old man again
04:00 <Crispy> haha did ya.. excellent thanks!
05:00 <Picard> better then the old silly bitch who gets lost in council chambers
05:00 <Picard> other**
05:00 <Crispy> haha oh ali
05:00 <Crispy> i remmeber her from school
05:00 <Picard> she is a clueless clown
06:00 <Crispy> i dont really know her
06:00 <Picard> what are u doing in sweden?
06:00 <Crispy> i remmeber her from some high school partys 
06:00 <Crispy> oh my missus is swedish
06:00 <Picard> drunk whore?
07:00 <Crispy> haha i dont remmeber i was kind of drunk to
07:00 <Crispy> it use to only take me 3 beers to be drunk
07:00 <Picard> something never change :)
07:00 <Crispy> hahah oh its 5 beers now
07:00 <Picard> lol
08:00 <Crispy> yeah. im an adult and stuff hahaha
08:00 <Crispy> i gotta go back to work next week damn it. my swedish holiday is almost over
08:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard how was your day?
09:00 <Picard> hows sweden at the moment?
09:00 <Crispy> not snowing for once, which is strange
10:00 <Picard> nice
10:00 <Crispy> its finally warming up to a sweaty 3 degrees 
10:00 <Crispy> just as im about to leave
10:00 <Crispy> hows mildura, i kind of miss it
11:00 <Picard> still stuck in the 80's
11:00 <Picard> i need to speak to your old man about that lol
11:00 <Crispy> haha thats why i love it
11:00 <British^Meat> Picard seems to be not responding
11:00 <Crispy> its like a time machine
11:00 <British^Meat> r u ok Picard? tough day at work?
12:00 <Picard> nuh mate, we need new ideas, new investment 
12:00 <Crispy> but mullets man... mullets
12:00 <Crispy> half of mildura wont fit in any more if it updates
12:00 <Crispy> haha im kidding
13:00 <Picard> hahhaa
13:00 <Picard> they are still wanting a fucking train back, stuff that i say. spend millions on the irport instead
14:00 <Crispy> haha oh i know about that, bloody train its stupid
14:00 <Crispy> take the plane way quicker
14:00 <Crispy> and cheaper
15:00 <Picard> yep
15:00 <Picard> only the pensioners and scum on the dole who want it
16:00 <Crispy> yeah i know, i remeber years back when i was in the office
16:00 <Crispy> and there was people in there damanding it back
16:00 <Bastardly_One> why waste money when the v-line bus is perfectly fine?
16:00 <Skirmish> Train is a more productive form of infrastructure than an airport. 
16:00 <Crispy> all old people 
16:00 <Zade> i say bulldoze the whole fuckin town...its arsefuck nowhere 
16:00 <Crispy> hahaha
16:00 <TokenDaRing> train is a cheaper way of moving freight
17:00 <Skirmish> Nobody wants to pay to fly to Mildura. Airport would flop. 
17:00 <Crispy> the train still goes just not the passenger train
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they do pay to fly
17:00 <Bastardly_One> half of mildura flies to melb
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but mr high and mighty wouldn't see that being on his ignore
18:00 <Skirmish> Picard has a severe hatred for people on the dole. I suspect his wife has hooked up with people on the dole and once he found out, it spurned his hatred of them. 
18:00 <Crispy> hrmm dole
18:00 <Picard> Skirmish u are now showing your ignorance, mildura airport is one of the busiest in the state
18:00 <Crispy> its not that hard to get a job though if you actually try and willing to do anything
19:00 <Crispy> dole is just lazy
19:00 <TokenDaRing> lol Crip
19:00 <TokenDaRing> cirspy*
19:00 <TokenDaRing> how many unemployed are there in Australia?
19:00 <TokenDaRing> how many available jobs are there?
19:00 <Picard> u are right Crispy
19:00 <Crispy> no idea i live in sweden
19:00 <TokenDaRing> you're right
19:00 <TokenDaRing> you're in sweden
19:00 <Crispy> hahah
19:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe you should talk about what you know
19:00 <Crispy> wow
19:00 <TokenDaRing> instead of being an ignorant arse like Picard
20:00 <Crispy> that became hostile quick
20:00 <Serenity> it works out with jobs compared to unemployed theres around 500k people who will never be able to be employed TokenDaRing
20:00 <Crispy> are you on the dole, sorry for hurting your feelings
20:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: exactly
20:00 <Crispy> oh really wow
20:00 <Picard> lol Crispy, a touchy lot in here
20:00 <TokenDaRing> Crispy: I'm actually a uni student mooching from my full time working fiancee
20:00 <Picard> DSP and Unemployed lot who get angry
20:00 <Crispy> haha nice
21:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't get squat in welfare payments
21:00 <Crispy> good work
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh here we go 
21:00 <TokenDaRing> but the Australian economy is actually setup for people to be unemployed
21:00 <Skirmish> This 'there is a job for everyone if you're prepared to do anything' attitude is moronic. To be productive long term you want to be in a job you like otherwise our suicide rate is going to explode. 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Mr Baldy, sit down and fuck up
21:00 <Serenity> its not just moronic its just plain wrong
21:00 <TokenDaRing> if unemployment falls below 4%, it puts upward pressure on wages and inflation
21:00 <Picard> Skirmish if a few dole bludgers suicide it will take the stress off the welfare system, win win i say
21:00 <TokenDaRing> then old whiny people like Picard complain about the cost of things
21:00 <Crispy> wow this is rather political
21:00 <Serenity> logistically speaking theres not enough jobsx for the people in this country
22:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: that's by intention
22:00 <Picard> Serenity the Labor party prefer people to be unemplyed
22:00 <Skirmish> What do you know about the welfare system Picard? 
22:00 <TokenDaRing> people want to be on the dole?
22:00 <TokenDaRing> it pays like what
22:00 <TokenDaRing> $500 a f/n?
23:00 <Picard> Labor like to control the lower and middle class
23:00 <Serenity> lol wtf could that even pay for
23:00 <Picard> it buys voted
23:00 <TokenDaRing> who want want to live on that
23:00 <Crispy> oh wow, australia is expenisive that would be difficult to live
23:00 <Serenity> half a weeks rent
23:00 <Skirmish> Do you know how much of the annual budget goes towards it or are you just one of those right wing flops who repeat whatever the party says with no care about how true it is? 
23:00 <Serenity> everyone should have got an itemised tax paper this year that tells you how much you pay and where it goes
23:00 <Crispy> is there an election coming up
23:00 <Serenity> i think we paid like $300 towards 'welfare' for the entire year
23:00 <Serenity> OH NO ALL MAH MONIES
24:00 <Serenity> $278
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: most of that goes to the aged pension too
24:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: People like Picard are too busy avoiding paying as much tax as they can, and then complaining about things that require tax payer funding. 
24:00 <Serenity> yep TokenDaRing
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I just checked max payment for newstart
24:00 <TokenDaRing> only a small portion of the budget for welfare even goes to unemployment
24:00 <Bastardly_One> $515.60
24:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
24:00 <Picard> Skirmish what business in the world doesnt try to minimise their tax?
24:00 <TokenDaRing> exactly b1
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd die on that 
25:00 <Picard> how much do u get on DSP Bastardly_One?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck I ever did that at one stage is amazing
25:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: yet you have your hand our for government subsidies the second you can?
25:00 <Picard> Abbott is about to fuck over DSP, cant wait
25:00 <Serenity> its like 5% of welfare output goes to unemployment TokenDaRing
25:00 <Serenity> or something stupid like that
25:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Serenity
25:00 <TokenDaRing> it's tiny
25:00 <TokenDaRing> unemployment benefits cost the country fuck all in comparison
25:00 <TokenDaRing> in terms of a countries budget, it's petty cash
25:00 <TokenDaRing> country's*
26:00 <Serenity> compared to other countries out welfare payments in general are pitiful
26:00 <TokenDaRing> we actually spend more on subsidies to mining companies
26:00 <YILMAZ> ^
26:00 <Bastardly_One> $776.70
26:00 <TokenDaRing> than we do for unemployment benefits
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the DSP
26:00 <Bastardly_One> its also a lie 
26:00 <Serenity> what we give our pensioners is absolutely deplorable
26:00 <TokenDaRing> corporate welfare is stupid
26:00 <Picard> wtf 776 a fortnight?
26:00 <YILMAZ> The entire Australian economy would recover overnight if we closed tax loopholes for large business and removed subsidies. 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that's base ... without rent assistance ... which most don't get because half of them are in public housing
27:00 <TokenDaRing> YILMAZ: then whiny business owners like Picard would cry in their sleep
27:00 <Serenity> i love how people freak out over the word 'debt'
27:00 <Serenity> its almost hysterical
27:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: same
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so the elderly and disabled live on nothing too
27:00 <TokenDaRing> it really is stupid
27:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not a household budget
27:00 <Bastardly_One> take out the cost of meds and stuff like mobility transport and you've fuck all
28:00 <TokenDaRing> our country isn't a house
28:00 <Serenity> my mum worked her fucking arse off her entire life so did my dad while he was alive. now she is in her 60's and cant work and she can barely scrape by
28:00 <Serenity> it makes me fucking furious
28:00 <Bastardly_One> does she get the dole or pension?
28:00 <Picard> Current expenditure on Newstart Allowance is $8.4 billion per year, expected to increase to $8.7 billion by 2016-17 at a growth rate of 1.4 per cent each year in nominal terms 
28:00 <YILMAZ> The average Australian is in more debt than the country when compared to % of debt compared to income. 
28:00 <Picard> thats a fucking waste
28:00 <Serenity> shes on a widows 'allowance' which is piss poor compared to the widows pension
28:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently they stick you on the dole for 5 yrs until pension age I am told
28:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: 8.4bil in a country's budget is chump change
28:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
29:00 <TokenDaRing> we spend about $40billion on subsidies for mining companies alone
29:00 <Serenity> thats pocket money
29:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <TokenDaRing> we're spending over $50 billion on fighters that don't even work
29:00 <TokenDaRing> also Picard
29:00 <YILMAZ> For a business owner ... Picard has little to not concept of money. 
29:00 <TokenDaRing> lets say we cut off the dole
29:00 <TokenDaRing> no welfare
29:00 <YILMAZ> no*
29:00 <Picard> its still a waste
29:00 <Serenity> business owners love liberals though
29:00 <TokenDaRing> you know what people with no work will turn to to support themselves?
29:00 <TokenDaRing> robbing people like you
29:00 <TokenDaRing> crime would jump up
30:00 <Picard> im not saying cut it off
30:00 <TokenDaRing> your house would be burgled, invaded
30:00 <YILMAZ> Free market economy ideology. Nearly as funny as the last knock knock joke you heard. 
30:00 <Zade> get a gun 
30:00 <TokenDaRing> and everything taken while you're tied up helpless
30:00 <Picard> reduce the cash provided
30:00 <TokenDaRing> Zade: a gun is only good if you keep it loaded and on you at all times
30:00 <Serenity> err
30:00 <YILMAZ> lol reduce the cash. 
30:00 <Serenity> australian welfare recipients are already living below the poverty line
30:00 <TokenDaRing> what are you going to say? "Excuse me, mr burgler, can you please let me go get my gun? Thanks."
30:00 <Zade> i lived in america its the done thing
31:00 <YILMAZ> Picard is our next Treasurer. He has about as much knowledge as Hockey. 
31:00 <partay> lol
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Zade: watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP3HJVp3n9c
31:00 <partay> Picard is a thick as pig shit 
31:00 <TokenDaRing> guns won't protect you
31:00 <Serenity> the percentage of people actually 'rorting' the system doesnt justify punishing the rest of the people who rely on our system
31:00 <TokenDaRing> unless you literally keep it loaded and on you at all t imes
32:00 <partay> Serenity exactly
32:00 <TokenDaRing> which increases the chance of you having a firearm related accident
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember the doles days and I can say I never met one "bludger" once
32:00 <Maurice> You just break in when nobody is home
32:00 <Maurice> Their gun wont help then
32:00 <partay> Maurice BAM
32:00 <Serenity> Maurice knows
32:00 <Bastardly_One> like on all those forced courses they make you do and crap
32:00 <Serenity> ahaha
32:00 <TokenDaRing> Maurice: or when they're asleep
32:00 <Maurice> Not that, uh, I do that
32:00 <partay> slaps everyone with logic
33:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not like they've got it holstered and loaded ready and aiming at the window you're coming in
33:00 <Picard> Serenity your statement "rely on our system" is exactly the problem
33:00 <YILMAZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62ytib-XCeY    <------- Gun Control. 15 minutes with lots of funny stuff. 
33:00 <Serenity> lower the welfare payments increase crime.. which means we need more emergency services which means more people to pay for jobs more money for prisons and institutions more money for hospitals for crime related injuries
33:00 <Picard> take guys like Bastardly_One and Panda for example
33:00 <Serenity> yes some people rely on it to live picard
33:00 <Serenity> like old people
34:00 <Serenity> you didnt read what i said at all
34:00 <Serenity> the number of people like them is MINUTE compared to those who need it
34:00 <partay> Picard no wonder you are going to have to work till your 70
34:00 <YILMAZ> Why are you still engaging Picard in this conversation? He is either trolling, or a complete retard. 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> idiot ... I rely on it for health reasons
34:00 <partay> you are fucking stupid
34:00 <Picard> i have no problem with the aged pension, actually agree it should be increases
34:00 <Serenity> ......
34:00 <Serenity> you arent listening to anything anyone is saying
34:00 <Bastardly_One> dsp is also the same as perm sickness benefits
34:00 <Picard> -s 
35:00 <Picard> lol @ 70
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: do you want jobless desperate people to raid your home and business
35:00 <YILMAZ> He doesn't have the capacity to see anything outside his own ideology and stupidity. Not surprising. 
35:00 <Picard> i will be retired by 55 u cretin
35:00 <Bastardly_One> [21:35] <YILMAZ> He doesn't have the capacity to see anything outside his own ideology and stupidity. Not surprising. 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> HAHAHA!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> pot or kettle?
35:00 <Serenity> unemployment payments are the least of anyones worries
35:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ...
35:00 <partay> hahaha picard
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: I think the $40 billion going to mining companies is a waste
35:00 <Picard> the entire welfare system needs an overhaul
36:00 <TokenDaRing> they're making profit, why do they need our money?
36:00 <TokenDaRing> most of the profit they make goes offshore anyway
36:00 <YILMAZ> Tax system needs an overhaul to stop Picard skimping out on tax payments. 
36:00 <TokenDaRing> doesn't stay here
36:00 <partay> thats right picards plan
36:00 <partay> retire at 55 with 5 mil
36:00 <partay> roger
37:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing should the government support the car industry?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, seen the retirement age is going up to 75 soon?
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: since they're closing
38:00 <TokenDaRing> no
38:00 <TokenDaRing> they've made it clear they want to move their operations offshore
38:00 <TokenDaRing> why give them more money
38:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One why do u care, u havnt worked a day in your life
38:00 <Bastardly_One> guess that's one way of avoiding the aged pension ... make them die working
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Pictard, another one of your assumptions ... I was fully employed until a few years ago 
39:00 <Picard> you dont support government funding to create jobs?
39:00 <TokenDaRing> I do when it actually works
39:00 <TokenDaRing> and the profits don't all go offshore
39:00 <Picard> working for your prison allowance isnt considered employment u pedo
39:00 <TokenDaRing> like they do with mining
39:00 <Picard> should she stop giving Gina money?
39:00 <Picard> we*
40:00 <Bastardly_One> *shakes my head*
40:00 <partay> she looks like a female version of you Picard
40:00 <partay> with more hair
40:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: gina has lost 36% of her wealth in the last 8 years
40:00 <TokenDaRing> why give her more money to squander and lose
40:00 <TokenDaRing> iron prices have plummetted
41:00 <TokenDaRing> mining boom is over picard
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that Gina cunt
41:00 <TokenDaRing> it wasn't going to last forever man
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Abbott makes his policies on her advice
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's clearly obvious
41:00 <TokenDaRing> all the economists said so, like 12 years ago
41:00 <Picard> u are an idiot Bastardly_One
41:00 <TokenDaRing> no Picard
41:00 <TokenDaRing> you are an idiot, you just are too stupid to understand that
42:00 <Bastardly_One> why? because it can be seen as almost fact?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> she states it ... they make a policy out of it 
42:00 <Picard> gina gives tony a call and suggest what he should do on a dily basis
42:00 <Bastardly_One> they need the dumb cunt's money
42:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard probably believes minimum wage is bad
42:00 <TokenDaRing> and is too high
42:00 <Bastardly_One> she might as well do just that Pitard
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *Pictard
42:00 <Picard> lol
42:00 <Picard> no TokenDaRing i dont
43:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: every other business owner disagrees with you then
43:00 <TokenDaRing> all the cafe owners can't stop whining about it
44:00 <Picard> i dont believe in penalty rates for those businesse
44:00 <TokenDaRing> why not?
45:00 <TokenDaRing> why should they be exempt?
45:00 <Picard> u take a job in that industry you should expect to work unusual hours
45:00 <TokenDaRing> but Picard
45:00 <TokenDaRing> what if there isn't any other work available
45:00 <TokenDaRing> you've said people should take any job they can
45:00 <TokenDaRing> what if they have no choice>?
45:00 <Picard> blokes like u on the factory floor should get penalty rates 
45:00 <Picard> no, Crispy said that. pay attention
46:00 <TokenDaRing> well, the argument stands
46:00 <TokenDaRing> what if they can't get another job?
46:00 <TokenDaRing> we're almost in a recession
46:00 <TokenDaRing> jobs are hard to come by
46:00 <TokenDaRing> a lot of people in those industries only get a few shifts
47:00 <TokenDaRing> if they don't get penalty rates, it's not worth them working for a small amount
47:00 <TokenDaRing> also
47:00 <TokenDaRing> cutting those rates means there's less money for those people to spend
47:00 <TokenDaRing> which means retail sector gets less money coming in
48:00 <Serenity> oh TokenDaRing stop making so much sense
49:00 <TokenDaRing> :P
49:00 <TokenDaRing> sorry
49:00 <TokenDaRing> I've been at uni all day
49:00 <TokenDaRing> I can't stop thinking rationally
49:00 <partay> Picard is just annoyed he's poor
49:00 <Skirmish> [21:44] <TokenDaRing> mining boom is over picard   <---- I don't think it is. Massive expansions just OK'd in the hunter valley, Jobs on the increase in the mining sector around here again. Port is expanding to move more coal out, faster. I think it just had a slump for a while. 
49:00 <partay> i would never go to a restaurant that cut penalty rates
49:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: not really
49:00 <TokenDaRing> it's over
50:00 <TokenDaRing> I speak as someone who spent the last 5 years working in a company who's entire client base were mining companies
50:00 <Serenity> its really over
50:00 <Skirmish> I disagree. 
50:00 <Serenity> a lot of families in WA are in a lot of trouble
50:00 <Serenity> theyre sacking people in thousands
50:00 <Picard> partay would u go to one that adds a surcharge for public holidays
50:00 <TokenDaRing> the amount of projects we had coming in last year were down
50:00 <TokenDaRing> and I mean really down
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: those cafes make enough profit anyway
50:00 <partay> Picard yes i would and do
50:00 <TokenDaRing> and if they don't, the owners are idiots and mismanaging the cafe
50:00 <Picard> you have owned one to know this
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Token
51:00 <Picard> ?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> can I ask you a question
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: sure
51:00 <Bastardly_One> are you *that* bored you need to argue with a brick wall?
51:00 <partay> Picard just cos youre broke doesnt mean you have to discriminate against anyone else 
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: I spent most of today in lectures or classrooms hardly speaking
51:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm making up for it :P
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha
51:00 <Picard> lol broke
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the worse yeah?
52:00 <Picard> u py my tax bill if im broke
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you will power chat after a day at school
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not bad, today was just overload
52:00 <Skirmish> INB4 'I ain't no broke nigger I am richer than all of austnet combined from Picard'
52:00 <partay> tax bill LOL
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm nursing a friend through her uni breakdown
52:00 <Bastardly_One> dip in IT prof practice
53:00 <Picard> you know, where u pay money to the ATO 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sucked in bad woman! told her it'd be too hard for her
53:00 <Bastardly_One> prof practice is for the elite nerds
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard pays some greasy accountant money to pay as little tax as he can
53:00 <Serenity> what a fucking shit friend you are
53:00 <Loof> man jap pop is annoying
54:00 <Serenity> dont you dare loof!
54:00 <Loof> and this game has no way of turning it offr
54:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing who doesnt do tht?
54:00 <Serenity> kyary pamyu pamyu rules
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: when they crack down on tax evaders, you
54:00 <Loof> i know if i keep listening it's going to consume me
54:00 <Loof> should i just go with it
55:00 <Loof> let it be so bad that it's good
55:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <Serenity> loof go youtube kyary
55:00 <Loof> k
55:00 <Serenity> makes you feel like youre on drugs
55:00 <Picard> im not evading
55:00 <Loof> moreso :P
55:00 <Serenity> candy candy candy
55:00 <Serenity> go
56:00 <Picard> like kerry packer once told a senate inquiry, what man or woman doesnt try to minimise their tax bills
56:00 <Serenity> didnt he get done for tax evasion?
56:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
56:00 <Picard> nuh
56:00 <Picard> he was broke
57:00 <Picard> PBL was loaded, not kerry
57:00 <Loof> my god
57:00 <Serenity> lool
58:00 <Loof> she looks 12, bet she's 30
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <Serenity> yeah shes in her 20's i think
01:00 <Bonny> yo
02:00 <Serenity> o/
02:00 <Bonny> :)
02:00 <Loof> Nobby
02:00 <Bastardly_One> My life has resorted to trolling buy swap and sell ads
03:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck do you bend an iphone5?
03:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> without it being a cheap knock off? and the kid is 14 ... I keep telling people to check with his parents
03:00 <Loof> oh god man dont tell me you're going hipster iphone?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, just trolling the ad
03:00 <Loof> phew cool
04:00 <Loof> decided which phone yet?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny
04:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> did you find that info for me?
04:00 <Bonny> nope
04:00 <Bastardly_One> no other fucker has a clue
04:00 <Maurice> It was a thing when they came out, them bending
04:00 <Bonny> cos I haven't seen that friend yet
04:00 <Bastardly_One> arseholes ... not even Mind
04:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like huh?
04:00 <Bonny> maybe they don't do it anymore
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm not on the program either the idiots
05:00 <Bonny> it was a long time ago when I claimed it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been visiting for the last 2 months being scoped out
05:00 <Bastardly_One> thinking I was on PHAMS
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so pissed off
05:00 <Bonny> you need a doctor's referral for that
05:00 <Bastardly_One> someone suggested I take it to the head guy
06:00 <Bastardly_One> nope, remember the employment side of PHAMS
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but the fact the guy with me hasnt actually signed me up is in the wrong I am told
06:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and I got in on client recommondation remember?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy is awesome ... only reason we have a  local office is him IMO
08:00 <Bonny> you need a doctor's referral to do the application form
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, as I said ... not for the vocational one 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they just need to sign you up which is what he was supposed to do 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> not scope me out for 2mths
11:00 <Picard> free drugs
16:00 <Bonny> k
17:00 <Bastardly_One> is this the wrong way to stop trolling?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, come on .. it does sound suspect ... I''ll stop trolling now but the kid that it got stolen from at the little bridge st bus stops is gonna be pissed 
17:00 <Picard> fool
17:00 <Bastardly_One> what was I going to say
17:00 <Bastardly_One> something about vocational phams
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah ... 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently proper phams up here is worse than having no help at all 
18:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> well, apparently the stupormarket refuses to travel to me 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> which I think is a bit fucking rude
29:00 <couleurs> iwatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-09/meet-the-worlds-first-female-male-model/6292252
31:00 <Bastardly_One> she made a good choice ... she gives kd lang a run for her money on the man looking stakes
31:00 <slinky_J> UNACCEPTABLE!
32:00 <slinky_J> eeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <slinky_J> a million years in the dungeon!
33:00 <nate> she looks like danny green
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and wow
34:00 <Bastardly_One> half this channel will be crying over this
34:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-10/drug-smugglers-toss-bales-of-marijuana-out-of-moving-car/6293076
34:00 <Bastardly_One> count how many bales they ditch
34:00 <slinky_J> yer yer saw it on the news
34:00 <slinky_J> who cares
36:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting ... http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/healthreport/some-prescription-drugs-may-be-of-no-benefit-or-even-harmful/6290944
37:00 <Bastardly_One> well it's not
37:00 <slinky_J> yeah well I'm still clicking
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I should of scrolled to see if there was more
37:00 <slinky_J> man
38:00 <Bastardly_One> might research that one 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yah I eye rolled too
38:00 <slinky_J> i cut back to one 60mg pill of cymbalta a day
38:00 <slinky_J> because 2 was givin me fucked side effects
38:00 <Bastardly_One> don't cut that shit at all without the GPs advice 
38:00 <slinky_J> no anti depressant or anti anxiety medication on the market comes close to working 100% and none are without side effects.
39:00 <slinky_J> it's all good he knows
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the side effects I get are nothing to really bitch about
39:00 <slinky_J> he prescribed a 60mg dose to begin with and then a while after I asked to bump it up to 120
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I get what is known as the Lexapro yawn
39:00 <Bastardly_One> OMFG!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it seriously just happened
39:00 <slinky_J> I would like to be on something else after what I read about duloxatine (cymbalta)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you only have to see the fucking word on Lexapro
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <slinky_J> if I spelt the D word correctly lol
40:00 <bartol> slinky_J any good movies?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> here's a site I recommend to everyone on head meds
40:00 <slinky_J> dunno man I copied some onto my external and am gonna check out FURY or EXODUS
40:00 <Bastardly_One> crazymeds.us
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
40:00 <Bastardly_One> want a good movie STREAMING site?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and a good telly one?
41:00 <slinky_J> I had one glass of wine the other day right
41:00 <slinky_J> got back on xbox n played NFS Rivals
41:00 <slinky_J> and I was ownin hardcore because I was relaxed but focused
41:00 <slinky_J> one glass of wine and wham all good :P
41:00 <nate> chicks drink wine!
41:00 <slinky_J> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't drink on 2 60s of Cymbalta dip
42:00 <nate> next u will go swimming all the time
42:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
42:00 <nate> and then grow a vagina
42:00 <bartol> swimming is great
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he is a vagina
42:00 <slinky_J> ?
43:00 <slinky_J> im not on 120 of cymbalta im on 60
43:00 <slinky_J> been two weeks
43:00 <slinky_J> or so
43:00 <slinky_J> and im feeling fricken great now
43:00 <slinky_J> little anxious but eh
43:00 <nate> yes swimming is great, laying about in a pool not so much
43:00 <bartol> how about beach laying?
43:00 <bartol> beach pool laying?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> only hassle I have with mine is if the stuff I enchance my time with is too strong
44:00 <nate> thats it bartol! rrrrrrrrrraaah!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> then I have the Lexapro and within half an hour I'm dead 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> SSRIs arent meant to be like xanax but you tell that to Lexapro takers
45:00 <Bastardly_One> if enchanced with booze or marijuwarnar
46:00 <Bastardly_One> now I'd never condone violence towards women ... except Mary Jane
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I love hitting that bitch
47:00 <nate> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> sheedy is returning to essendon
47:00 <Bastardly_One> well well well 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> if anyone is cleaning the team up it'll be him
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I stole that nate
47:00 <nate> good work
48:00 <Bastardly_One> from a band ... I just can't remember the full line
48:00 <Bastardly_One> The Bennies
49:00 <Bastardly_One> every second song has the time twenty past four mentioned in it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> geez I wish there were people to use my burns on here tonight
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I am on fire elsewhere
51:00 <Bastardly_One> dying laughing
53:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a quake in Melb tonight?
58:00 <slinky_J> sunset oveeerrrdraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaver
58:00 <slinky_J> dis game so sick
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