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00:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i can't
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i refuse to lose touch with my own reality
00:00 <simba> lmao
00:00 <Serenity> im starting to feel sick
00:00 <Serenity> lbeh
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would require wine
00:00 <simba> that poor fat kid
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it's too late to start drinking :/
01:00 <Skirmish> If you don't be careful TokenDaRing I will put you on the list of people I never click links from. 
01:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: no, never heard of it. 
01:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahahahah
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> what?
01:00 <simba> should just link the original dayman
01:00 <Skirmish> [23:58] <katatonic_kate02> do you watch sunny in philly?     <---- No, never heard of it. 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
02:00 <Skirmish> Need to reboot. brb
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> sorry
03:00 <simba> jabronis
03:00 <TokenDaRing> ok guys, a nice youtube link to clean your minds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh0Y2hVe_bw
03:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: WHAT ARE BIRDS Views: 76,614   Uploaded:  Aug 12, 2011 Duration: 0 Minutes 15 Seconds 
03:00 <TokenDaRing> it should remove some of the trauma
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope not clicking
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've experienced too much trauma 
06:00 <Serenity> o.O
06:00 <Serenity> lol
06:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: it's not traumatic at all
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll need to meditate for at least a week
07:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4CRCJUmWsM
07:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Look Around You - Calcium Part 1 Views: 86,400   Uploaded: Published on Jun 3, 2012 Duration: 10 Minutes 9 Seconds 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i don't trust you
07:00 <TokenDaRing> for something educational
07:00 <Serenity> its ok
07:00 <TokenDaRing> and sciency
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pass
07:00 <Student> intercourse can overcome trauma? power of love VS power of trauma
07:00 <DK> I dunno.. usually some are left with trauma when I have finished.
07:00 <DX`> can cause trauma too
07:00 <DX`> pops out when shes on top
07:00 <DX`> ouch
07:00 <Student> ;)
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
08:00 <Maurice> Or it pops out in 9 months
08:00 <DK> ^^ 
08:00 <Student> i am guessing, that attempt was not love rather something that is causing trauma, can relief be traumatic too? ;)
08:00 <DX`> ^^^^
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah re traumatising 
08:00 <Student> "Oh my god , what a relief" <--- gets back into trauma
09:00 <Skirmish> I want cuddles Kate. I demand you cuddle me. 
09:00 <DK> "Use the sperm to paint me like one of your french girls" 
09:00 <Skirmish> :) Life's good. 
09:00 <Serenity> i put cordial in my goon
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed. I give the best hugs :D
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh serenity - all class :P
09:00 <DX`> Serenity that sounds rather tasty, is it now actually drinkable?
09:00 <Serenity> well DX` its not worth
10:00 <Serenity> hahah
10:00 <Student> Leg hugs
10:00 <Serenity> worse**
10:00 <DX`> haha
10:00 <Serenity> fruit cup sugar free cottees
10:00 <Serenity> tastes like punch the next day after its been out all night and fermented a little
10:00 <Skirmish> blergh sugar free.
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> EPIC
10:00 <TokenDaRing> The largest number is about 45,000,000,000 although mathematicians suspect that there may be even larger numbers
10:00 <Skirmish> Taste free.
11:00 <TokenDaRing> Maths stands for Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin
11:00 <Serenity> we only have it cause mum bought it think it was orange but she got fruit up
11:00 <Serenity> cup
11:00 <Serenity> and she hates fruit cup
11:00 <Skirmish> So sleepy. Take me to bed Kate or lose me forever. 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahah
12:00 <Maurice> I got apple/raspberry sugar free by accident
12:00 <Maurice> It's not great
12:00 <CuntBubble> fruit up her bummmm 
12:00 <Serenity> id take darcy to bed
12:00 <Serenity> i mean.. wot
12:00 <CuntBubble> I do everynight 
13:00 <CuntBubble> Jealous? 
13:00 <Serenity> yes
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn't mind taking keanu to bed
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'd be pretty hawt
13:00 <Skirmish> I've always considered Kate cool. I like the way her mind and her sense of humour works ... but ever since she linked her pic.  So lustful. 
13:00 <CuntBubble> umm 
13:00 <CuntBubble> pic? 
13:00 <CuntBubble> WHERE? 
13:00 <DK> please
14:00 <Skirmish> Even if I did keep it, which I didn't, I wouldn't share it. 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like you need to laminate it skirmish 
14:00 <Skirmish> I got screen wipes from work the other day.
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew!
15:00 <Skirmish> *thumbs up*
15:00 <Skirmish> Mav what was the name of that song again please I need to get it. 
16:00 <Serenity> Skirmish did you fucking delete snapchat again
16:00 <Serenity> or me
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waacof2saZw
16:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: EMF - Unbelievable Views: 6,695,433   Uploaded:  Feb 23, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 43 Seconds 
16:00 <DK> tune katatonic_kate01
17:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I never had you on snapchat. 
17:00 <Skirmish> you wot m8
17:00 <Serenity> I ADDED Y6OU BEFORE
17:00 <Serenity> NOW YOURE GONE
17:00 <Skirmish> Didn't come through on my end. 
17:00 <Serenity> wah
17:00 <Serenity> oh well
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
18:00 <Skirmish> wot is your username? 
18:00 <Serenity> whats yours
18:00 <Skirmish> skirmish78
18:00 <Serenity> oh.. i think i added random rofl..
18:00 <Skirmish> ha ha ha ha ha
18:00 <Skirmish> SPACES!
18:00 <DK> hahhaa 
19:00 <DK> sounds like someone earlier 
19:00 <Serenity> ok adding
20:00 <Serenity> i wish i had a jkebab
21:00 <Maurice> My neighbour is cooking bbq in his carport, all I can smell is bacon
21:00 <Maurice> The big jerk
22:00 <DK>  <@Maurice> My neighbour is cooking bbq in his carport, all I can smell is kevin bacon
22:00 <Serenity> lol that pic i just sent is awful.. i have no bra
23:00 <DK> it is not 
23:00 <DK> I like 
23:00 <DK> I will be in my bunk 
23:00 <Serenity> looool
23:00 <DK> it's a cumcatchingboobshirt 
24:00 <ShadowLurker> it is
24:00 <Serenity> i keep looking at my blue eyes on fb
24:00 <Serenity> im perving on myself
24:00 <Maurice> Oh so coz I'm not on snapchat I miss out on tits
24:00 <Serenity> uh yes
25:00 <DK> uhh yup 
25:00 <Maurice> I don't even know what snapchat is :/
25:00 <Maurice> I should ask Cal, he'll probably give me a power point presentation
26:00 <Serenity> if cal has snap chat thats bad
26:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <DK> very 
26:00 <faux> Only if he adds 10 year olds who show their boobs
27:00 <Maurice> He doesnt, I make sure I police everything, but he probably knows what it is
27:00 <DK> {o} {O} {o} {O} <- Serenity's vagina saying hi 
27:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF
27:00 <Serenity> im not fucking kitty ok
27:00 <DK> {o.} {O.} {o.} {O.} <- bruce saying hi 
27:00 <Maurice> I'm not fucking her either
27:00 <Serenity> her snatch looks like the krakken
28:00 <Maurice> Snatchchat
28:00 <Skirmish> RA-LEES THA KRAKEN! 
28:00 <Serenity> i basically just use snap chat to take pics of my tits
28:00 <Serenity> and homer
28:00 <DK> and my penis 
28:00 <Serenity> id do more than take pics of it
29:00 <faux> I use it to Perve at amsy and karissa pukas
30:00 <Skirmish> lol I was going to take a selfie until I realised that my eyes have sunk back into my head due to lack of sleep far too much to be pic worthy. 
30:00 <Serenity> oh plz
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock pics will suffice
32:00 <Skirmish> You want to see my penis you have to see it irl. 
32:00 <Maurice> Put your sunnies on
33:00 <Maurice> Problem solvered
34:00 <faux> lol solvered 
35:00 <faux> Someone posted a pic today with the caption "my belovered brothers"
35:00 <Maurice> I'm guessing you don't remember that commercial
35:00 <Maurice> We solvered the house, we solvered the walls
35:00 <faux> nah was it back in the 60s
35:00 <Maurice> It was a Solver paint ad
36:00 <Serenity> DAMN IT I FORGOT MY CAPTION
36:00 <Serenity> FFFFFFFFFF
37:00 <Skirmish> le tired
37:00 <Serenity> im a fucking wizard
37:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA that was awesome. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Serenity is now known a Gandolf
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you cold?
39:00 <Serenity> i want to cook onion on a bbq until its soft
39:00 <Serenity> then break an egg into it
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ewww
41:00 <Serenity> probs would taste yuck i have never done it
41:00 <DX`> random
41:00 <DX`> keep them seperate and it will be tasty
41:00 <Serenity> nahhh
41:00 <Serenity> i like to mix me food
41:00 <DX`> thats your stomachs job
42:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish!
42:00 <Skirmish> Oh hai DemonsRun.
42:00 <Skirmish> :) 
42:00 <Serenity> nahhhhhhhh
42:00 <Serenity> mix that shit all up
42:00 <DemonsRun> No, it's not.
42:00 <DemonsRun> I only just checked snapchat
42:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity, nice tits 
42:00 <Skirmish> [00:39] <katatonic_kate01> are you cold?   <---- No. Just in a cuddly mood. 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> all loved up
43:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: Excellent. I shall continue to do so then.
43:00 <DemonsRun> Please do.
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> you better have cupcakes!
43:00 <DemonsRun> Though, I'd like to k ow how much haha
43:00 <DemonsRun> Know*
43:00 <Dugnuts> cupcakes cant beat muffins
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> they do actually
44:00 <Dugnuts> no way
44:00 <Serenity> im going to watch scream
44:00 <Skirmish> lol the cup
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> muffins lack icing
44:00 <DemonsRun> Don't you smirk at me Skirmish 
44:00 <SB> my cup was wet Skirmish
44:00 <DemonsRun> Icing rules!
44:00 <SB> fucked half me tit
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> cupcakes have an abundance of icing
45:00 <DemonsRun> Oh, it's no nice to be home
46:00 <SB> i want to have sex with DemonsRun's face
46:00 <DK> this mix here 
46:00 <DK> is the tits 
46:00 <DemonsRun> Face sitting.
47:00 <DemonsRun> Who is DK?
48:00 <DK> Mav 
49:00 <Skirmish> Listened to this about 10 times in a row now. 
49:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8SO2BwNg4k
49:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: RL Grime & What So Not - Tell Me Views: 1,671,677   Uploaded: Published on Mar 7, 2014 Duration: 4 Minutes 42 Seconds 
49:00 <DK> how catchy is it 
50:00 <Skirmish> The drop is huge and addictive. 
51:00 <Skirmish> Like a trumpet. 
51:00 <DK> yah 
53:00 <goldspade> bluh 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear - would he be able to respond?
55:00 <DemonsRun> That's exactly why i did it.
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: I do some of my best work in the state I am in now. 
56:00 <Skirmish> ;) 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really
56:00 <DK> what screaming out "sorrry babes.. I am a bit drunk, it's going to be more of a hold up than a stick up" 
56:00 <Skirmish> lol I am taking myself to bed I think. 
56:00 <DemonsRun> Pussy
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> reow
57:00 <Maurice> Sometimes it's worse when they're drunk and can't blow
57:00 <Maurice> You get rubbed raw
57:00 <Maurice> No more sick.. whiskey dick..
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
57:00 <DK> hahah 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
58:00 <DX`> hahaha
58:00 <DemonsRun> Goodnight Skirmish_Coma honey.
59:00 <DK> lol.. his wife will be using that dildo tonight 
59:00 <Maurice> He's gonna have a wicked headache tomorrow
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm thinking so lol
59:00 <SB> loooooooool
00:00 <DemonsRun> Doesn't have a wife remember.
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> in a few months he will
02:00 <DK> 8 years is enough to call your girlfriend wife 
02:00 <DK> even without the papers
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, probably 
02:00 <DemonsRun> I'll remember to tell Matt.
03:00 <Maurice> Common law wife
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it after 18 months?
05:00 <DemonsRun> It's 3 months to take half his shit
05:00 <DemonsRun> If living together.
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> crazy
06:00 <DemonsRun> Yup
06:00 <DemonsRun> Used to be 6 months.
06:00 <Dugnuts> i know theres something now that you can claim stuff even if you dont live together
06:00 <DX`> :/
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <Dugnuts> after a certain amount of time
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's crazy too
06:00 <aam> I bet I slipped through ur fingers more times than you'd remember
06:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah, 6 months 
06:00 <Dugnuts> crazy huh
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> um yeah~
07:00 <DemonsRun> Se
07:00 <DemonsRun> SB: where is your drunk ass?
08:00 <SB> soz
08:00 <SB> was on the phone
08:00 <DemonsRun> Anyone interesting?
08:00 <SB> yer my bestie
08:00 <DemonsRun> Ahh
08:00 <DemonsRun> I just told someone now in a coma to go to sleep lmao
08:00 <DemonsRun> Love snapchat.
09:00 <SB> lol
09:00 <DemonsRun> And just got told I don't have a bra on coz they can't see it...
09:00 <DemonsRun> Wtf
09:00 <aam> Where's faux?
10:00 <aam> Tinah!!!!!!!!
11:00 <DemonsRun> Food then bed
12:00 <SB> paul made me ham n cheese toasie
12:00 <SB> so good
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yum
14:00 <DemonsRun> I hate you
14:00 <SB> triple smoked leg ham and jarlsberg
14:00 <DemonsRun> I have samboy bbq chips and strawberry shortcake and burger rings
14:00 <aam> Ever spent meh on a 10 dollar note SB?
16:00 <faux> Who is aam
16:00 <faux> Ew @ tinah
16:00 <Maurice> It's the bobblehead
16:00 <SB> its excessive
16:00 <SB> making no sense as usual
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <faux> Oh
17:00 <aam> Wat u lot never take notice of who r on ur banknotes?
18:00 <SB> you are not on a bank note
18:00 <Maurice> What is he on about
18:00 <SB> i think hes trying to say hes on the ten dollar note?
18:00 <Maurice> LOL hilarious
18:00 <Maurice> His head wouldn't fit on it
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <DX`> http://currencyguide.eu/aud-en/aud10front.jpg
19:00 <DX`> that guy has a pretty big head
19:00 <DX`> or is he the horse on the left?
20:00 <faux> custom sized $10 bill 
20:00 <faux> A4 paprr
20:00 <DX`> that has to be at least worth $11
20:00 <faux> Who are tou
20:00 <faux> Who is everyone 
20:00 <faux> Wtf is happening 
20:00 <DX`> money is worth less when part of its missing, so when there is more, it should be worth more yeah?
20:00 <DX`> ahaha
21:00 <DX`> im some random that joined the channel a few days ago
21:00 <DX`> felt like being on irc again
21:00 <faux> Ok
21:00 <faux> zzz
22:00 <aam> Those honoured end up on coins, while royalty r on banknotes, jus that the English always cclaim them as one of their own
22:00 <Maurice> I just remember I still have cannelloni in the fridge
22:00 <Maurice> Best day ever
22:00 <DX`> i rememebered an hour ago i had vodka in the cupboard
22:00 <DX`> best few.. uh, i think hours ever
22:00 <SB> so you are royalty now?
23:00 <aam> No
26:00 <aam> Look at the ol 100 dollar paper note with the southern cross side, isn't the eskimo one of not so long ago pm with a facemask?
27:00 <aam> Diff names with modified pix
27:00 <aam> Of course
29:00 <aam> Back to our current notes, that is John and my mother Mary of England as the barrrister
30:00 <simba> 0,4F4,0C 4,0BA0,4YE
30:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/26389850/smash-mayhem-on-melbournes-roads/
30:00 <aam> Donno who is on thee 50's
30:00 <simba> 0,4F4,0C 4,0BA0,4YE 4,0RN
30:00 <beehhh> crazy women drivers
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
30:00 <DX`> i dont think gender comes into account
30:00 <DX`> they are just shit drivers
31:00 <beehhh> im a sexist
31:00 <DX`> obviously
31:00 <aam> And then my Parents Karol and Mery on the 100 dollar note
31:00 <beehhh> they didnt only drive drunk also smashed hell lot of parked cars
31:00 <aam> Mary*
33:00 <aam> That bein Mary, our coromer
33:00 <DX`> wtf is a coromer?
33:00 <beehhh> there has been sighting of ufo's over in amazon forest
34:00 <SB> woah wtf happend here
34:00 <SB> instant insanity
34:00 <aam> Karol was our Premier all along the Howard/Hitler years
35:00 <DX`> i was a kid and in WA, so yeah.. dont know
35:00 <DX`> lol
35:00 <beehhh> Vic tagg kinghitted his opponent unconsious
36:00 <beehhh> and meanwhile in WA
36:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/26390238/bikie-drug-raids/
36:00 <DX`> argh, video
36:00 <DX`> have music playing :/
36:00 <beehhh> better than u-turn
36:00 <SB> DX` i feel sick D:
37:00 <DX`> why?
37:00 <SB> woops i meant DK
37:00 <beehhh> racist rant on spencer street in early morning
38:00 <DX`> SB my question is still valid :P
38:00 <aam> Remember the zero toleration shit Howie n his colleague Bush were carryin on abt?
38:00 <SB> because goon
38:00 <DX`> ahhh
39:00 <beehhh> you let terrorist the migration goes on a jihad
39:00 <DX`> been drinking vodka myself, now mixing it with soda water... as im out of lemonade
39:00 <beehhh> then get behind your wheels when your sobar
39:00 <DX`> hahaa
39:00 <DX`> might be a while
40:00 <beehhh> arseoles everywhere even on the tree
41:00 <DX`> on.. the..tree?
41:00 <nate> beehhhs arse is like a tree all hairy
41:00 <beehhh> DX` werent you suppose to volunteering at the eagle's concert, what happend
41:00 <DX`> ....
41:00 <DX`> im supposed to be going to that next week
41:00 <DX`> how..what....??
42:00 <nate> dx yeah u want a date?
42:00 <DX`> haha got one already
42:00 <nate> player play!
42:00 <DemonsRun> I miss skirmish and his compliments already.
42:00 <beehhh> i like busy hookers that are booked out and you meet the ones waiting
43:00 <SB> im very nude
44:00 <DX`> im very clothed
44:00 <beehhh> who knows surry hills?
44:00 <DX`> its down the road from mine
44:00 <beehhh> some brazen thugs terrorised the local's wellbeing n livelihood
44:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/26389787/armed-thieves-target-same-store-twice/
44:00 <DX`> glad im in the hill over the road
44:00 <beehhh> no wonder DX`
44:00 <DX`> the hill of box
45:00 <under> guys
45:00 <beehhh> lowest of the low brazen thiefs
45:00 <DX`> i'd never got to the same store twice
45:00 <DX`> thats a rookie mistake
46:00 <beehhh> it was now got the cash to get booze didnt ya
46:00 <DX`> ive got the cash
46:00 <DX`> just no open places for booze
47:00 <beehhh> i tell you what i do, i'll respect myself some more, young hearts run free aha
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> spare me beehh
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> spare me
50:00 <beehhh> kk dont give george any gedget will ruin his childhood
50:00 <SB> godddd
50:00 <SB> shut uppp
51:00 <beehhh> kids should outdoor playing sport
51:00 <DX`> kids should do whatever they enjoy
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehhh 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're a tard
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
52:00 <DX`> PREV
52:00 <beehhh> atleast i gave some wise word
53:00 <DX`> *scrolls up*
53:00 <DX`> what "wise word"
53:00 <beehhh> katatonic_kate01 you going to the chinese goat parade tomorrow?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
57:00 <beehhh> im planning to sell all of my gedgets and laptops spare my braincell from a sudden trauma or brain stroke going to get some new thick cousioned runners and a cap
58:00 <DX`> i read "I'm selling all my shit for $0 as i have no brain cells"
58:00 <DX`> so whats the specs of your laptops?
58:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/3eaup.jpg
59:00 <DX`> they look kinda old
59:00 <DX`> the one on the left has a hell low res screen
59:00 <beehhh> the cam i used was old
59:00 <DX`> haha doesnt matter
01:00 <simba> Intel(R) Core(TM) i7 CPU Q 720 @ 1.60GHz
01:00 <beehhh> lenovo z510 and HP p500 both are i5 with 8gb ram
03:00 <beehhh> with nvdia GTX card
03:00 <AJFK> I remember when xp n 1 gb ram was gd
04:00 <AJFK> Or 32 mb ram enough for Win 98
04:00 <beehhh> i will take them to UK cause the gedget price pretty high up there
05:00 <beehhh> http://shop.lenovo.com/ae/en/smartphones/p-series/p70/
05:00 <beehhh> good value for the price and a never ending battery
05:00 <AJFK> Hell I remember ppl dubbing games on double tape fecks
08:00 <beehhh> only 270AUD here
10:00 <beehhh> i used to copy the prince of persia in a ten disk of 5'5 inch floppy drive on a 386DX
10:00 <DX`> 5'5 inch?
10:00 <DX`> :P
10:00 <DX`> 386DX, best processor ever made
10:00 <beehhh> its true
11:00 <DX`> my first ever PC had a 386DX in it
11:00 <beehhh> same here
11:00 <DX`> annnnd i made the IO card smoke somehow
11:00 <DX`> i was like 9 tho
11:00 <beehhh> i was 14
12:00 <beehhh> i need a new pair of cousioned runner so i can walk in the evening
13:00 <DX`> any ol' shoe will do
13:00 <DX`> running on the other hand..
14:00 <beehhh> too much pasta made me overweight
14:00 <DX`> you say that as i gobble on cold pizza
15:00 <beehhh> pizzas arent as bad as pasta too much carbs and protien in my menu
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> just eat dust
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> it will help
16:00 <DX`> dust seems more filling than coffee and ciggarettes
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
16:00 <DX`> easist way to loose weight, fastest way to cancer and high blood presure
17:00 <beehhh> cement could  be beneficial
17:00 <Maurice> I don't do coffee, except maybe once every 2 yrs
17:00 <Maurice> But I do cigs
17:00 <beehhh> http://www.greenspotco.com/interbus/html/product_description_VSoy_1.pdf
17:00 <Maurice> Am I dying
18:00 <beehhh> i drink one of them a day all canadian soy non-gmo
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
19:00 <beehhh> they sold then in a 1 lt packs
23:00 <Maurice> Oh man, I was so compact for 8 months gone https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10991315_10153147097800844_1022619115378368471_n.jpg?oh=eb851e8e9208ec29f8fc3a6456aeb313&oe=5555B443&__gda__=1434937894_b665b75cc7126ce75e94455bc40154ad
23:00 <Maurice> Damnit, not here
26:00 <beehhh> thats an alien inside
27:00 <Maurice> Die already
28:00 <beehhh> my cat is standing with lifting her one arm is that a sign of respect i wouldnt know
28:00 <Maurice> She's saying she hates you
29:00 <beehhh> she does that to both arms simultaniously when she visits me to seek food i give her premium grade canned sardine
31:00 <beehhh> she cried for days when the cleanner ladies stole her baby 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXXUMj_ABOM 
31:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BDSM: A Master & Slave Relationship I The Feed Views: 26,944   Uploaded: Published on May 27, 2014 Duration: 5 Minutes 32 Seconds 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> 50 shades of grey
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> the real story - lol
33:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/9qv79w.jpg
35:00 <Taco> shuddup kate
35:00 <Taco> talk to me beehhh b
35:00 <amsy> cats
36:00 <beehhh> this cat can talk 
36:00 <amsy> cool
37:00 <Taco> beehhh, ever had a transgender cat?
37:00 <beehhh> yes norell
37:00 <Taco> oh and you fucked dat cat eh
38:00 <beehhh> oh yes we did
38:00 <Taco> did she take it like a slut
38:00 <beehhh> she loves it
39:00 <Taco> I didn't know norell was transgender? You said you don't like dick? But if she's transgender, either way you're a gay cunt?
39:00 <Taco> Oh wait it was vag you said you don't like
39:00 <Taco> whatevs
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz5RN3kUP0s
39:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BDSM Forced Fitness Fetish Uncensored I The Feed Views: 74,390   Uploaded: Published on Jun 24, 2014 Duration: 7 Minutes 46 Seconds 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
40:00 <Taco> yes, thanks for that, I'm not clicking it cuz ur shit
40:00 <beehhh> Taco dip your tounge in a vag and dont talk to me
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> you might need it taco
40:00 <Taco> ahh whatevs
40:00 <Taco> ur all gay cunts
41:00 <Taco> ima eat a fucking taco faggots
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw - not gay.
41:00 <simba> lkool
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> *chortles*
41:00 <Maurice> He doesnt know how
41:00 <simba> lklolkolk
41:00 <simba> let him sleep off all the gay cum hes drunk on
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that possible?
42:00 <simba> fuck yea
42:00 <beehhh> i havent sent any postcard to australia yet
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think he is perpetually drunk on gay cum
42:00 <beehhh> saving the environment
43:00 <simba> agreed
43:00 <simba> on both accounts
43:00 <beehhh> wrote my statement of purpose to greenwich hope it works
43:00 <Maurice> I think he's always drunk on gay dick
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> is he really that flexible?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think we give him too much credit
44:00 <simba> prob
45:00 <ShadowLurker> are you drunk
45:00 <beehhh> northen nsw are bracing the rising flood level water
45:00 <simba> im not
46:00 <simba> 2-0 to the arsenal
47:00 <beehhh> which may impact the sugarcane cultivation across the tweed region
47:00 <Maurice> Arsenal think they can just walk it in
47:00 <ShadowLurker> why else would you v beehhh
48:00 <Maurice> Nobody who is sane would voice him
48:00 <Maurice> Speaks volumes
48:00 <simba> they fucken can alright
48:00 <beehhh> casue simba doesnt believe in hate crime rather beliefs in peace
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <simba> cos he was active
49:00 <simba> sometimes a nigga needs a break
49:00 <Maurice> GOOD, FUCK OFF YOU TROLLING CAMEL CUNT
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> mrjiggy - are you DTF?
56:00 <MrJiggy> always ;)
57:00 <Maurice> Down to fun
57:00 <MrJiggy> everyone loves fun, too much fun is never enough
57:00 <raunt> down to fuck
59:00 <simba> im A.D. FAG-T
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
00:00 <MrJiggy> wtf?
02:00 <Adonis> So irc is dead at this time of night it appears
03:00 <MrJiggy> you mean morning?
03:00 <Adonis> Sure
03:00 <Adonis> 3 am
03:00 <MrJiggy> irc has been dead for ages
04:00 <Adonis> Lake
04:00 <Adonis> Lame also
04:00 <Adonis> I can't sleep
04:00 <MrJiggy> no shit
04:00 <Adonis> I'll take some Xanax it's all good
04:00 <MrJiggy> eat the whole packet and see how long you can sleep for
05:00 <Maurice> Why not, you take everything else thats either illegal or fucked up for you
05:00 <Maurice> RIP Adonis 2015
06:00 <Adonis> Lol
06:00 <raunt> RIP
06:00 <MrJiggy> snort it, injeck it, take it as a suppository
06:00 <raunt> xanax will kill you
06:00 <Adonis> Death by Xanax?
06:00 <raunt> you may die
06:00 <Maurice> Just RIP him, he'll deny, but the evidence stands
06:00 <Adonis> We crushed up some xannies with some coke before
07:00 <Maurice> AH HURHUR SO HILAIR
07:00 <Adonis> Would recommend for a fun time
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
07:00 <MrJiggy> wow you know how to have fun dont you?
07:00 <MrJiggy> sup kate?
08:00 <Maurice> If I had a choice of a cloud looking Adonis, or how he used to look, I'd pick the previous
09:00 <Maurice> Because, to be far, you're like an anorexic thinking shes fat but really being on deaths door
09:00 <Maurice> SAME SHIT DIFF METHODS
09:00 <Maurice> DIE ALREADY
11:00 <Maurice> If you're gonna be so fucking serious with your weight, you need to check the fuck out
12:00 <raunt> lol
12:00 <raunt> thats funny Maurice i like
12:00 <raunt> so true
14:00 <simba> i like
25:00 <Maurice> Die
25:00 <Student> Eid
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTEuqt2I2ck
27:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MAKEUP FAIL Views: 1,508,666   Uploaded: Published on May 4, 2013 Duration: 3 Minutes 39 Seconds 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <raunt> lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01>   i love that  dude
34:00 <Student> when did that happen?
36:00 <DK>  oh hi 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> just then
37:00 <raunt> hi
46:00 <raunt> im sick of spam
57:00 <simba> still use hotmail?
58:00 <raunt> actually no
58:00 <raunt> its a gmail problem
58:00 <raunt> lots of porn in my spam folder
58:00 <simba> isnt that where it belongs
59:00 <raunt> yes true, but i dont want it there at all you know
00:00 <raunt> i should never have bought porn last year i knew these problems will happen
00:00 <simba> oh lol
00:00 <simba> gmails filtration is good i dont even see the spam tab
00:00 <simba> some good stuff goes to promotions which is clogged with bad stuff
01:00 <raunt> gmail is very good
01:00 <raunt> i just wish this spam would never happen
06:00 <raunt> do you get porn ever?
14:00 <simba> nope
14:00 <simba> need another email tho
18:00 <simba> i guess you can just make another gmail 
23:00 <raunt> thats true but i like my gmail
23:00 <raunt> however that may be something to do, were you saying you needed another email?
25:00 <simba> yed
26:00 <raunt> how come?
27:00 <simba> business/personal
27:00 <simba> like it advertised somewhere
28:00 <simba> but cant seem 2 find it 
28:00 <simba> maybe you have to make another google account
29:00 <raunt> what do you mean? sorry are you drunk?
30:00 <simba> no
31:00 <simba> just gonna make one with TPG n e way i think
32:00 <raunt> that who you use?
32:00 <simba> Yes
34:00 <raunt> yes tpg is good for porn
34:00 <simba> Quite.
34:00 <raunt> i had tpg for a lot of years
35:00 <raunt> 10 years maybe
39:00 <simba> everythings taken
40:00 <raunt> why?
40:00 <raunt> tpg offer afew emails
40:00 <simba> all teh names i want
41:00 <raunt> damn
41:00 <raunt> you could by a domaina nd use that
43:00 <simba> i could!!
44:00 <raunt> some very cheap cheap ones
45:00 <simba> might b worth making another google account tho
47:00 <raunt> why not make it?
47:00 <raunt> there are some internet places better than google
51:00 <simba> gggggggggggggggggg
52:00 <raunt> you know where pieter is?
52:00 <raunt> !seen Pieter
53:00 <simba> banned
53:00 <simba> 4ever
54:00 <simba> cum
55:00 <raunt> really forever?
55:00 <milk> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/93/Coneheads_Poster.jpg
55:00 <raunt> that was such a cool movie
56:00 <milk> many, many cones
57:00 <raunt> cones?
59:00 <milk> in that movie
00:00 <raunt> ohh yeh
00:00 <raunt> i thought you meant drugs
01:00 <simba> drug cones
01:00 <simba> cones of the drug marijuana
02:00 <milk> nah, not like ripping bongs
02:00 <milk> more like people with cones on their head
04:00 <raunt> yes thats ok but i hate heroin
06:00 <milk> you dont like cricket?
06:00 <raunt> cricket is ok
06:00 <raunt> but we have had too much of it
06:00 <milk> nearly footy season eh?
08:00 <raunt> 2 weeks
08:00 <raunt> well 1
15:00 <simba> lib lob
16:00 <raunt> lib lob?
24:00 <simba> lib lob
26:00 <raunt> whats that?
26:00 <simba> secret
28:00 <raunt> tell please
29:00 <milk> seems to be someone named Kmeng Lib Lob
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <raunt> who is that milk?
29:00 <raunt> i find simba may be under influence of medication
30:00 <simba> u wish
31:00 <raunt> find you might be doing drugs
31:00 <raunt> whats ur name?
31:00 <thestig> some opiates 
32:00 <raunt> thank thestig
32:00 <milk> indian doctors are above the law, thats why they are all doctors
32:00 <raunt> thought so too
38:00 <raunt> hi
02:00 <under> hey dudes
02:00 <under> whatsapp?
03:00 <raunt> hi under
03:00 <raunt> how are u
03:00 <under> i'm ok
03:00 <under> i'm eating necci with nutella
03:00 <under> ferrero rip
07:00 <raunt> necci?
08:00 <simba> an old italian man gave me some of them once
08:00 <simba> with jam in them
08:00 <simba> theyre like pancakes wrapped up or something
08:00 <under> yes
09:00 <under> they are common in carnevale
09:00 <raunt> what are they?
09:00 <under> http://goo.gl/xzDf7B
10:00 <simba> i gotta go 2 carnevale
10:00 <raunt> ahh cool
10:00 <raunt> like a pasta?
10:00 <under> noo
11:00 <under> they are fried
11:00 <under> simba: the top in italy is venice carnival
11:00 <under> very nice
12:00 <simba> we have carnevale festival every year
12:00 <raunt> pasta fried?
16:00 <simba> pastafarian
19:00 <raunt> can we fuck it?
19:00 <raunt> yes we can!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <simba> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
24:00 <under> i'm addicted to nofap
24:00 <under> am i the only one?
26:00 <simba> never heard of it
26:00 <simba> u worried u masturbate too much
26:00 <simba> ?
26:00 <DoC> http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/mother-daughter-duo-attack-cop-at-newark-airport/ar-BBhOPye
27:00 <under> simba: nope
27:00 <simba> u just like not masturbating
27:00 <DoC> A mother-daughter duo flew into a rage at Newark Airport and attacked a Port Authority cop, authorities said Friday.
27:00 <under> yes
27:00 <simba> just get other people to do it
27:00 <simba> men, women, monkeys
27:00 <simba> Cyborgs
28:00 <under> no masturbating has a lot of benefits
01:00 <pseudogastrula> Why is Margie always on top?
01:00 <pseudogastrula> Because Tony can only fuck up.
15:00 <Crispy> hey hey
34:00 <zaim> good morning Bonny
34:00 <zaim> ive been waiting.
13:00 <Crip> my washing machine just went to whitegood heaven
13:00 <Crip> it will be missed
14:00 <Skirmish_Coma> YES!
14:00 <Crip> pity bout harley leavin
15:00 <Skirmish> Ah an air horn. I likened it to a trumpet. 
15:00 <Skirmish> The drop is spooge worthy. 
15:00 <Crip> sure is
15:00 <Skirmish> Morning British^Meat. 
15:00 <Crip> I have the drop set as a loop
15:00 <British^Meat> extended greetings
19:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8SO2BwNg4k
19:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: RL Grime & What So Not - Tell Me Views: 1,673,681   Uploaded: Published on Mar 7, 2014 Duration: 4 Minutes 42 Seconds 
25:00 <amsy> booooop
30:00 <Nikky`> beeeeep
32:00 <amsy> hey nikky :)
32:00 <Nikky`> Hey amsy :o)
32:00 <amsy> how are you?
33:00 <Skirmish> ey ladies. What's happening today? 
33:00 <amsy> hey skirms
34:00 <amsy> im going to bed soon :) the hockey team i support took out the series tonight at a home game with 3 games still left to play 
34:00 <amsy> good times :')
34:00 <Nikky`> yaaay
34:00 <Nikky`> I'm good..thinking I need more sleep
34:00 <Skirmish> Did you party with them and squish your boobs up against the perspex wall in support of their achievement? 
34:00 <Nikky`> I had to get up early to get my drivers licence back from rental place
35:00 <amsy> haha i did not
35:00 <Skirmish> No heart amsy
35:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: You left your licence somewhere? 
35:00 <amsy> there is possibility to party with them afterwards but i went to a friends 30th 
36:00 <Skirmish> I guess that is a satisfactory excuse. 
36:00 <Nikky`> Well it was an accident, little too scattered after my car accident to think and didn't realise till yesterday 
36:00 <Skirmish> Oh! You ok? 
37:00 <Nikky`> Yeah i'm ok
37:00 <Skirmish> Now all the pieces fit together. Is your little car going to car heaven or getting fixed? 
37:00 <Nikky`> Its getting fixed - tho I am really over this car
37:00 <Nikky`> its the devil
37:00 <Nikky`> third time someone has hit me :o(
38:00 <Nikky`> but I just checked my lotto ticket.. I won $126 so surely my luck is getting smidge better
38:00 <Skirmish> We won $24 last week.
39:00 <Nikky`> Sorry $123.50 to be exact
39:00 <Nikky`> I do a system 8 each Sat
40:00 <Nikky`> so even with division 6 I win the prize x 10 or something 
40:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctmBGflmNDQ
40:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Meiko - Leave The Lights On (Krot Remix) Views: 52,589   Uploaded: Published on Jun 27, 2012 Duration: 6 Minutes 49 Seconds 
41:00 <Skirmish> What colour is your car Nikky`? 
42:00 <Skirmish> What rental did you get? 
42:00 <Nikky`> black
42:00 <Nikky`> crolla hatch
43:00 <Nikky`> coroolla
43:00 <Nikky`> fuck
43:00 <Nikky`> lol
43:00 <Nikky`> corolla
43:00 <Skirmish> The new model!  They don't look too bad. 
43:00 <Nikky`> Yeah think it is
43:00 <Skirmish> http://www.toyota.co.nz/api/image/vehicle/24/040/    <----- Looks like that? 
44:00 <Skirmish> You need to get a dashcam set up in your car, front and back to record these numbties hitting you. 
45:00 <Nikky`> Yeap its exactly that
45:00 <Skirmish> Drive nice? 
45:00 <Nikky`> lol well yes, it was a bus so lucky there was not more damage
45:00 <Nikky`> Yeah it does..for an auto
45:00 <amsy> glad youre ok nikky xx
45:00 <Skirmish> ^
46:00 <Nikky`> Thanks amsy 
47:00 <Nikky`> I am more glad the cyclist I hit trying to avoid bus hitting me is ok.. it was horrible chain of events
48:00 <amsy> goodness
48:00 <Nikky`> Thats what scared me more
48:00 <amsy> i bet
48:00 <Nikky`> I couldn't stop shaking and crying for awhile
49:00 <amsy> :(
49:00 <Nikky`> And all I wanted was to pull into driveway for my massage I had booked
49:00 <amsy> stupid bus
49:00 <Nikky`> Yeah,. he was clearly too close to me 
50:00 <amsy> they drift over to the wrong side of the road here where i live and theres lots of bends... pretty dangerous
50:00 <amsy> annoys the hell out of me
52:00 <Nikky`> I bet
52:00 <amsy> ok im sleepy... have a good day guys :*
55:00 <Yilmaz> Did the bus have passenger?
55:00 <Yilmaz> +s
55:00 <British^Meat> kess, which one are you?
55:00 <kess> More like which one aren't I
56:00 <Yilmaz> kess is an undesirable.
56:00 <British^Meat> totes
56:00 <British^Meat> c ya maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayte :)
56:00 <kess> No I'm not
56:00 <Nikky`> Nah, thankfully the bus was empty
56:00 <Nikky`> Night amsy xx
56:00 <kess> That is all a personal opinion you guys are trying to put upon the brass
56:00 <Yilmaz> Oh yes, you are kess.
57:00 <TokenDaRing> Yilmaz: stoooge
57:00 <kess> I'd suggest it is perhaps you Yilmaz and you British^Meat who are the undesireables 
57:00 <Yilmaz> You have been measured and found wanting Kess.
57:00 <kess> Tell me, what do you two bring to this channel, that is so important.
58:00 <Yilmaz> You are but a cheap imitation of a 4chan troll.
58:00 <kess> rofl
58:00 <TokenDaRing> Yilmaz brings da beats yo
58:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR5b7FS1nrs&index=1&list=PLQp79ed3b6Zq6qRKB9hVQaXiMqzMN5TJu
58:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Yilmaz   The greatest human being of our times Views: 67,857   Uploaded: Published on Dec 2, 2013 Duration: 4 Minutes 12 Seconds 
59:00 <Yilmaz> Kess is no better than beehhh
59:00 <kess> I never said I was better than anybody
59:00 <Yilmaz> That is your social ranking here Kess. You are a beehhh wannabe.
59:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh is worse, wants to engage in immigration fruad
59:00 <TokenDaRing> fraud*
00:00 <kess> Where is your goon bag Yilmaz ?
00:00 <Yilmaz> In the fridge.
01:00 <kess> One might suggest Yilmaz to be similiar to Christopher in his choice of cheap drinks
01:00 <kess> Quite the same, always hanging around ranting and raving nonsense, and drinking goon
01:00 <kess> Yilmaz = Chrisopher type person
01:00 <Yilmaz> Only someone silly since cans of wild turkey also reside in my fridge.
02:00 <Nikky`> Well I have no idea who kess is soo..I shall stay out of this they are no you are convo
02:00 <Yilmaz> Now you're trying to be a poor imitation of me Kess. You are such a stooge.
03:00 <Yilmaz> Nikky`: mayo and friends = Kess.
03:00 <Nikky`> I see
03:00 <kess> lol, that's a very bold and vein thing to say Yilmaz 
03:00 <kess> I would never try and be like you
03:00 <Yilmaz> The likes of plivent etc are all mayo followers.
03:00 <kess> I don't think anyone would want to be like you either
04:00 <kess> Actually, I see myself as more of a plivent follower
04:00 <kess> All hail King Plivent
04:00 <Yilmaz> They look to mayo for leadership.
04:00 <TokenDaRing> Yilmaz: kess is somewhat illiterate
04:00 <Yilmaz> Mayo is the smartest of them all.
04:00 <TokenDaRing> he called you vein
04:00 <TokenDaRing> vein - any of the tubes forming part of the blood circulation system of the body, carrying mainly oxygen-depleted blood towards the heart.
04:00 <Yilmaz> Plivent is left over housing commission trash.
04:00 <Nikky`> I'm more of a me follower.. it makes it easier to be awesome :P
04:00 <TokenDaRing> you're a tube that carries blood
04:00 <kess> sorry
05:00 <kess> vain
05:00 <Yilmaz> See, this is why they follow mayo so they avoid these mistakes.
05:00 <Nikky`> your so vein..you think this song is about you..don't you don't you 
05:00 <Yilmaz> Expired mayo.
06:00 <Yilmaz> Time to wipe.
09:00 <Skirmish> That feels sooooo much better. 
10:00 <kess> wb Skirmish 
10:00 <Skirmish> I am thinking some scrambled eggs for late brunch. 
11:00 <Skirmish> That or a tuna sammich. 
11:00 <Skirmish> What is your plan for lunch Nikky`? 
12:00 <British^Meat> eggs
12:00 <Skirmish> eggs ftw. 
12:00 <British^Meat> almost inspired to have an omlette now...
12:00 <Skirmish> I don't think I have enough stuff to go an omelette. 
13:00 <Skirmish> If I went omelette, I would need to go and get some chorizo and tomato. 
20:00 <Nikky`> No plans Skirmish... tho putting washing out made me realise my muscles smidge sore, think from yesterday
36:00 <zaim> now that.. is impressive. and accomplishable
37:00 <Nikky`> oh, I would have to chop them off for it to happen
37:00 <Nikky`> Don't think you'd mind
39:00 <zaim> they hang low.
41:00 <Nikky`> Delightful
41:00 <Nikky`> :P
47:00 <Nikky`> wb DemonsRun
02:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish, thank you.
06:00 <couleurs> cashhhhhhh trraaaaiiiiinnnnn
29:00 <couleurs> brb every1
39:00 <Skirmish> lol she must have liked my pic I sent her. 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, look what the cat dragged in...
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> HAI TACO! :D
35:00 <couleurs> n e 1 DTF
41:00 <Taco> r u dat desperate 4 attention dat ull talk 2 ppl who dun lik u?
42:00 <Taco> y?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, you don't like me taco?
43:00 <British^Meat> lol
44:00 <British^Meat> kettle
44:00 <British^Meat> pot
44:00 <British^Meat> black
44:00 <British^Meat> love it
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had a little giggle too!
45:00 <StrykerX> Trouble in paradise?
45:00 <British^Meat> heh, funny innit
45:00 <Skirmish> Errybody likes Kate. 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
45:00 <StrykerX> Kaka's alright. :P
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… it would appear taco doesn't 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever shall I do?
45:00 <Skirmish> She's a tidy bit'o'crumpet. 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
46:00 <StrykerX> So I've seen 
46:00 <thestig> bogan
46:00 <StrykerX> ;P
46:00 <StrykerX> How's ya head Skirmish ?
46:00 <Skirmish> I would repeatedly bash the end of my doodle into her cervix. 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> I just want to patch things up with him. I mean, he appears to be such an awesome guy!
46:00 <StrykerX> Arvo TokenDaRing 
46:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: afternoon
47:00 <Skirmish> Head is fine. I don't get hangovers. 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'd totes let you too Skirmish :D
47:00 <Skirmish> :D
47:00 <TokenDaRing> why don't you two just fuck already?
47:00 <Skirmish> Cooked a massive vege omelette for brunch. 
47:00 <Skirmish> We will one day TokenDaRing, but that day just isn't today. 
48:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: you know what they say. tomorrow never comes
48:00 <StrykerX> Pun intended?
49:00 <TokenDaRing> no
49:00 <couleurs> Ninpundo.
49:00 <TokenDaRing> why put off till tomorrow who you can screw today
50:00 <StrykerX> lol
50:00 <Skirmish> Forever destroying her marriage is something I don't take lightly TokenDaRing. 
50:00 <TokenDaRing> clearly
50:00 <TokenDaRing> ;P
50:00 <StrykerX> Who said it'd destroy it?
50:00 <Skirmish> I mean ... once she has had me her husband will never be good enough. 
50:00 <StrykerX> Maybe her hubby is into watching?
51:00 <Ana_Ng> what man isn't into watching?
51:00 <StrykerX> Another man fuck their mrs?
51:00 <StrykerX> That doesn't tickle my fancy.
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh, i think first time around it would totes just be myself and skirmish….
52:00 <Ana_Ng> i am convinced that the only reason men have sex is that they get a chance to watch sex
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one else has to watch….
52:00 <TokenDaRing> Ana_Ng: I'm sure you're convinced of a lot of things
52:00 <SB> thats the dumbest fucking thing ive ever read ana say
52:00 <Skirmish> Yeah Ana_Ng ... it totally has nothing to do with the sensation of penetration. 
52:00 <TokenDaRing> but then again, you did go through the US education system
52:00 <Ana_Ng> tell us
52:00 <TokenDaRing> skipped out on sex ed?
53:00 <Ana_Ng> the 2 of you who've actually had sex
53:00 <Ana_Ng> that you close your eyes the whole time
53:00 <SB> yeah everyone here is a virgin
53:00 <SB> tell us all about it
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> I am :D
53:00 <Skirmish> Is this an american thing because I don't get what she is trying to suggest. 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm waiting for skirmish to pop my cherry
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: must be
53:00 <TokenDaRing> awful American humour that no one else gets
53:00 <SB> it has absolutely nothing to do with watching another man plowing your mrs
53:00 <TokenDaRing> mostly because it isn't funny
53:00 <SB> i dont know what her point is
53:00 <Ana_Ng> wow
54:00 <Ana_Ng> SB, you are truly fucking dim if you can't figure it out
54:00 <TokenDaRing> no, your point just sucks
54:00 <Skirmish> I guess if you're about to stick your willy in Ana_Ng's engorged yoghurt chasm then watching is about all there is to do. 
54:00 <TokenDaRing> don't blame the audience because you suck at jokes
54:00 <Ana_Ng> wow
54:00 <Skirmish> Can't feel anything. 
54:00 <StrykerX> Were yout rying to be funny?
54:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm sorry
54:00 <StrykerX> You trying*
54:00 <Ana_Ng> did I interrupt the brilliant conversation that goes on here?
54:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
54:00 <TokenDaRing> suck shit
55:00 <Skirmish> lol she mad bro.
55:00 <StrykerX> Self problem solving
55:00 <TokenDaRing> ana_ng hits critical mass
55:00 <Skirmish> Someone is going to get a PM of her rage now. 
55:00 <TokenDaRing> ana_ng melts down
55:00 <Skirmish> I bet StrykerX gets it. 
55:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
55:00 <StrykerX> Either you Skirmish or TokenDaRing 
55:00 <couleurs> Ana_Ng rocks !
55:00 <TokenDaRing> I hope it's me
55:00 <SB> did that rank slag just call me dim?
55:00 <SB> she can fuck off
55:00 <StrykerX> Yup
55:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
55:00 <TokenDaRing> she did
55:00 <StrykerX> lolol
55:00 <TokenDaRing> she called everyone dim
55:00 <Skirmish> I think she called all of us dim. 
55:00 <TokenDaRing> because her jokes suck
55:00 <nate> dim sim?
56:00 <StrykerX> Cause her American humour is as shit as their country
56:00 <Serenity> stupid yank
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh ease up tigers
56:00 <couleurs> sim dim
56:00 <TokenDaRing> she didn't PM me
56:00 <TokenDaRing> so I PM'd her
56:00 <nate> cyber time!
56:00 <Taco> i fink ma puter dun hav de virus
56:00 <StrykerX> Titpix TokenDaRing ?
56:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: You just wanted to get her alone. You dawg :P
57:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
57:00 <Skirmish> Nice ploy. Worked perfectly. 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> wakka wakka
57:00 <TokenDaRing> apparently #melb "lacks in women"
57:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish, are you implying TokenDaRing's into lame fat Americans?
57:00 <TokenDaRing> well
57:00 <TokenDaRing> I count at least three in here right now
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not American!
57:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: We all go through a curious stage of exploring the limits of our sexuality. Ana could be Token's limit. 
58:00 <StrykerX> LOL
58:00 <nate> what the women look like guys?
58:00 <nate> BOOm!
58:00 <nate> SNAPPPO!
58:00 <StrykerX> Yanks sicken me
58:00 <Skirmish> Tell me te te te te tell me. 
58:00 <StrykerX> Personally
58:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: I couldn't do anything sexual with ana
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> the entire population, wow
58:00 <TokenDaRing> she's so dumb it'd feel like beastiality
58:00 <StrykerX> I tolerate them in the streets etc
59:00 <StrykerX> HAHA
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you're gonna try token?
59:00 <StrykerX> Kaka, yes.
59:00 <nate> TokenDaRing no puppies for u!
59:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: I'm engaged
59:00 <TokenDaRing> so no
59:00 <TokenDaRing> she's PM spamming me now
59:00 <TokenDaRing> it's amazing
59:00 <StrykerX> Their superiority complex bugs me
59:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: Just as long as you're aware ... Ana is going to be a freak in the street as well as a freak in the bed. 
59:00 <Serenity> apparently ana gets her nasty tit flaps out on skype
59:00 <couleurs> n e 1 DTF
59:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
59:00 <TokenDaRing> she got zlined
59:00 <nate> sounds good
59:00 <TokenDaRing> for flooding
00:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
00:00 <TokenDaRing> I knew I could make her do it
00:00 <StrykerX> I can't even bring myself to skype her for lulz
00:00 <StrykerX> :/
00:00 <StrykerX> Nice work TokenDaRing 
00:00 <Skirmish> Maybe I should skype with Ana since nobody else will. 
00:00 <couleurs> RIP Ana_Ng u will b missed
00:00 <StrykerX> Said nobody ever.
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i will later skirmish ;)
00:00 <Skirmish> You lie. Don't be teasing me like that. 
01:00 <Skirmish> OK ... back to far  more interesting and humourous matters. 
01:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/bryeleeh?fref=ufi   <----- This this person REAL, or is it a fake account. 
01:00 <TokenDaRing> I'd use skype but it means using skype
02:00 <Skirmish> IS this person real, or is it a fake account*
02:00 <StrykerX> Who's that, Skirmish?
02:00 <Skirmish> It is the ONLY person that ever responds or likes Pieter's facebook posts. I suspect it's a fake account he made himself. 
02:00 <StrykerX> It screams out "gay" to me
02:00 <StrykerX> Too many rainbows for a straight person
02:00 <Skirmish> Turn down the volume. 
03:00 <StrykerX> Maybe that's his neighbour
03:00 <StrykerX> Who he bashes when he's raging
03:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe it's his dealer
03:00 <TokenDaRing> who he sucks when he's broke
03:00 <StrykerX> Or that
03:00 <TokenDaRing> lol that suit in pieter's profile pic is hilariously bad
04:00 <TokenDaRing> someone splashed out at lowes
04:00 <Skirmish> It's top quality Lowes! 
04:00 <StrykerX> He obviously had a court hearing
04:00 <StrykerX> So he had to "spend up"
04:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: $89 AT LOWES!!!!
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ lowes suits *vomits*
04:00 <TokenDaRing> he likes the previous QLD environment minister
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> or big w suits *shudders*
05:00 <steven_> beef curtains
05:00 <nate> do StrykerX and TokenDaRing live next door to each other?:)
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> If you're going to go to the trouble of wearing a suit make it decent, or don't wear one!
05:00 <Serenity> lol he reckons that suit is a GA
05:00 <nate> connected at the hip ;p
05:00 <TokenDaRing> nate unless there's a portal between Brisbane and StrykerX's house
06:00 <nate> blood brothers?
06:00 <TokenDaRing> doubt it
06:00 <nate> haha ;D
06:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: If GA are the initials for a christian run second hand clothing store, I believe him. 
06:00 <TokenDaRing> my only brother wouldn't know how to connect to irc
06:00 <Serenity> looool
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
06:00 <TokenDaRing> GA is the name of the guy he stole it from
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
06:00 <TokenDaRing> GA is obviously a lot more slim and sleek than Pieter
06:00 <TokenDaRing> because that suit looks way too tight on him
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <simba>  Hahaha ohh really Pieter? How old are you again? 30? 31? 32? 40 perhaps? Hahaha still no wife or gf... only ps4? Hahahaah well what would u expect in a nerd like u? Hahaaahaha
07:00 <simba> owned
07:00 <Serenity> it reminds me of houso teenagers outside the court house making their first appearances in their dads oversized suits
07:00 <StrykerX> That's him thru n thru
08:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: I'm going to be going and watching some public court cases at some point this year
08:00 <TokenDaRing> so I'll tell you if he fits that picture or not
08:00 <Serenity> haha
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity
08:00 <nate> where is pieter?
08:00 <Serenity> gone
08:00 <Serenity> with the wind
08:00 <Skirmish> I loved watching cases. I miss the law library @ Newcastle Uni. 
08:00 <Skirmish> Smells sooooo goooooood. 
08:00 <TokenDaRing> Pieter's probably on Paltalk now
09:00 <StrykerX> He's on Austnet still
09:00 <StrykerX> In his own lil channel
09:00 <Serenity> hse here hes just banned from melb
09:00 <TokenDaRing> only person in #cookie is BD
10:00 <Serenity> big shock
10:00 <TokenDaRing> notice Lumeah hasn't come in here since either
10:00 <StrykerX> Her bit of stuff is banned
10:00 <Serenity> shes a fuckwit of epic proportions
10:00 <StrykerX> Why would she?
10:00 <Skirmish> ROFL @ the pics where he's throwing out his magic mike poses and it's going through the projector onto the wall in the background. 
10:00 <Skirmish> brb I think I just wee'd a little. 
11:00 <Serenity> its just too outrageous to be real
12:00 <simba> lmao
12:00 <StrykerX> Bbs
13:00 <Skirmish> uh oh Ana just pm'd me. What have you done TokenDaRing. 
13:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahahah
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahaha
14:00 <simba> hes started posting all this stuff straight outta 'conspiracy club'.. this is amazing
14:00 <TokenDaRing> simba I'm pretty sure he's a tin foil hat guy
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> everyone wants a piece of you skirmish!
14:00 <simba> but he used 2 hang shit on people for that
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> Mr popular *raises eyebrows*
14:00 <Skirmish> Nah he's progressed to the Armadillo helmet stage. 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
16:00 <Serenity> ugh i can still taste goon and fruit cup cordial
16:00 <Skirmish> Don't be jealous. You're the only e-chick for me Kate. 
16:00 <Skirmish> lol how much did you end up drinking? I got through about 2L. 
16:00 <Serenity> theres about half a box left
16:00 <TokenDaRing> [13:16:29] <Ana_Ng> i work more than all of you combined [13:16:34] <Ana_Ng> you basement dwelling nerds
17:00 <TokenDaRing> she's pulling the whole "IRC virgins" card
17:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
17:00 <Serenity> tell her this is AUSTNET.. as in aust-ra-lia we dont have basements
17:00 <Skirmish> I do 72 hour weeks. I don't think she works more than that. 
17:00 <simba> tell her we have loads more old bitter women who work harder in australia but they dont vent in chatrooms making them superior
17:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahah I made her flood again
17:00 <TokenDaRing> she got kicked
18:00 <TokenDaRing> I could do this all day
18:00 <Serenity> plz do
18:00 <simba> u could
18:00 <Skirmish> simba: I cut/paste that to her for you. Bro's before hoes.  Now I am getting spammed. 
18:00 <simba> nice 1
18:00 <TokenDaRing> I told her that this is AUSTnet, we don't have basements
19:00 <TokenDaRing> and she spammed me with "This is the INTERnet"
19:00 <Skirmish> A whole screen of [14:19] <Ana_Ng> kill yourself; nobody will notice
19:00 <Serenity> god shes a dumb fuck
19:00 <Serenity> so angry too for an old lady
19:00 <TokenDaRing> [13:19:32] <Ana_Ng> if you think that your network is for australians only [13:19:39] <Ana_Ng> you're the reason there's war
19:00 <Serenity> LOL
20:00 <Serenity> profound..
20:00 <Skirmish> WAR ... WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR ... KEEPING AMERICANS OFF MY INTERNETZ ... URGH SAY IT AGAIN NOW. 
21:00 <Serenity> lol there are so many loonies on this network.. pieter thinking hes neo.. ana declaring war over internet boundaries.. and digerati power ranting to himself in sydney
22:00 <TokenDaRing> now she's saying Australia wouldn't last 5 minutes in Turkey
22:00 <TokenDaRing> and that we've only ever been beaten in wars
22:00 <Skirmish> I wonder how many police reports exist of women having this creepy guy in a bad suit slinking up beside them and asking what pill they want to have. 
22:00 <Serenity> uhm..
22:00 <TokenDaRing> I asked her to name a successful campaign the US has been in since WW2
22:00 <Serenity> our army reserves are higher trained than their military
23:00 <Serenity> the american army has numbers over us
23:00 <Serenity> thats really it
23:00 <TokenDaRing> [13:23:20] <Ana_Ng> what has australia sacrificed for its freedom
23:00 <Skirmish> She had to be drunk or on coke. 
24:00 <Skirmish> has*
24:00 <Serenity> uuuhhmmm
24:00 <Skirmish> ask her how many coloured people the police have killed in the US this month. 
25:00 <Serenity> someone link her to some anzac stuff
25:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzo1_maqV_w
25:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: London Grammar - Hey Now (Arty Remix) Views: 1,845,987   Uploaded: Published on Jan 30, 2014 Duration: 5 Minutes 56 Seconds 
26:00 <TokenDaRing> I asked her how much US debt was
26:00 <TokenDaRing> as a percentage of their GDP
26:00 <Skirmish> She is far too entrenched in the American Zeolot mentality. You will never convince her that she could be wrong. 
27:00 <TokenDaRing> she was trying to make me mad by mentioning the lindt cafe
27:00 <TokenDaRing> I linked her to a picture of the WTC towers
27:00 <Skirmish> Did she link it to terrorism? 
27:00 <Serenity> LOL
27:00 <Skirmish> Such a putz. 
29:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP3HJVp3n9c
29:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jim Jefferies - gun control Views: 1,069,864   Uploaded: Published on Sep 6, 2014 Duration: 15 Minutes 57 Seconds 
29:00 <TokenDaRing> I asked her how many gun massacres they have there
29:00 <TokenDaRing> and how many do we have here
29:00 <Serenity> you need to pastebin this
29:00 <Taco> already have
30:00 <Taco> uhh wat
31:00 <Skirmish> Their net just went donw. 
31:00 <Skirmish> down. 
33:00 <TokenDaRing> she stopped now
33:00 <TokenDaRing> after I mentioned the whole massacre thing
33:00 <StrykerX> Ana pm'd me after all that loll
33:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it's not difficult to shut a yank up when they start. Their social fabric is falling apart. 
34:00 <TokenDaRing> [13:33:28] <TokenDaRing> you know what the only pity is? [13:33:33] <TokenDaRing> Americans aren't better shots [13:33:46] <TokenDaRing> because if they were, there'd be a good amount less of you to trouble the rest of the world
34:00 <TokenDaRing> she went silent 
34:00 <Serenity> annoying
34:00 <StrykerX> loll
34:00 <TokenDaRing> hey beehhh
34:00 <beehhh> you give all the terrorist their citizenship
34:00 <TokenDaRing> ana_ng is a tranny and wants in your pants
34:00 <Serenity> ana still going? 
34:00 <TokenDaRing> go for her!
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: nah I shut her up
35:00 <beehhh> nice i like cali
35:00 <Serenity> boom
35:00 <StrykerX>  <Ana_Ng> SORRY TO INTERRUPT POETRY HOUR ON #MELBOURNE
35:00 <beehhh> london has better lifestyle
35:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
35:00 <StrykerX> x20
35:00 <Serenity> shes got such a massive chip on her shoulder
35:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
35:00 <beehhh> i'll do an mphil after my MBA then phd to canada
36:00 <StrykerX> I would too if I was a yank
36:00 <Serenity> she should just eat it
36:00 <beehhh> i'll teach canadian kids
36:00 <beehhh> in uni
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> and back! 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> what didn't I miss?
37:00 <Serenity> ana losing it
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <Serenity> someone fluffed in here
37:00 <Serenity> doesnt smell good
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh - a start?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> shart rather
37:00 <Serenity> close hahahah
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <beehhh> just cooked korean noodle soup with a purple cabbage
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> or a number 3?
38:00 <Serenity> lol baby number three in a wondersuit
39:00 <beehhh> indo now try to collect money to send more troops
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> that is epic hell!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> I hate wondersuits!
39:00 <Skirmish> No matter how many times she loses her nut like this though she still comes back and pretends all is well.
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like the zip ones
39:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: she must be pretty lonely
39:00 <beehhh> she wants us to go in alaska
39:00 <Serenity> lily exploded so bad in one once it was coming out the neck hole
40:00 <Skirmish> Invite her back and tell her that we all want to play Ana Trivia. 
40:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, how's the head? :P
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo trivia
40:00 <Skirmish> LOL
40:00 <Serenity> im fine
40:00 <Serenity> her trivia is shit its wrong all.the time
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw man
40:00 <Skirmish> It's google/wiki trivia. 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need to brush up on my trivia
40:00 <Serenity> not even that
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> pub rewards!
41:00 <Serenity> cause if you google the answer they are different to hers
41:00 <beehhh> i saw her sucking a cock behind the bar
41:00 <British^Meat> is ana_g broken?
41:00 <British^Meat> did austnet break her?
41:00 <StrykerX> I'd kill for a pub parma atm
41:00 <StrykerX> Mmmmmm
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> that was your tranny g/f beehh
41:00 <beehhh> they sighed after seeing me
41:00 <Serenity> i had a pub lunch friday
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> sighed lol
41:00 <Serenity> sah gud
41:00 <Skirmish> My mind works in weird ways. I read that Kate needs to brush up on trivia and my mind says "you will think you're a pig when we hook up Kate because your orgasms will last so long". 
41:00 <StrykerX> Jelly
41:00 <Skirmish> I don't think my brain quite gets the point of trivia. 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had pub pizza thurs was good - vegan cheese who would have thought eh
41:00 <Taco> http://twistedsifter.com/2012/03/65-foot-snow-corridor-in-japan/
42:00 <beehhh> katatonic_kate01 is a lady pimp in xcross
42:00 <StrykerX> Vegan cheese?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skirmish
42:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah vegan cheese!
42:00 <TokenDaRing> vegan food is stupid
42:00 <TokenDaRing> if you want to avoid animal produts, why would eat horrible imitations that taste nothing like it?
43:00 <Serenity> did u see that womam who made yogurt from her vag
43:00 <TokenDaRing> oh god
43:00 <Taco> If you love animals so much why do you eat their food?
43:00 <TokenDaRing> disgusting
43:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
43:00 <StrykerX> She was proud
43:00 <Serenity> chatty moll
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://followyourheart.com/products/mozzarella-3/
43:00 <beehhh> im going to cook nz mince beef spagetti with purple cabbage tonight with yugurt and real olives
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have a shit tonne of vegan friends
44:00 <TokenDaRing> how about
44:00 <Taco> Veganism, for things like cheese, is pretty stupid. It seems like a neglegant & unthoughtful waste to not make use of dairy.
44:00 <TokenDaRing> you just eat normal cheese
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it's about the exploration of animals or something like that
44:00 <Serenity> i dont trust people who dont eat meat
44:00 <beehhh> got ginger n garlic and tomatoe
44:00 <TokenDaRing> vegans will happily eat shit made out of palm oil
44:00 <steven_> hi Loof!
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> earthlings doco apparently changed them and turned them into vegans
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, they won't some wont
44:00 <Serenity> pass
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat palm orl
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oil
44:00 <beehhh> they opened a new mart here otherday its huge from nz franchisee
44:00 <Taco> Real concern for animals, or the environment, is making sure there is never any waste, and make use of everything.
45:00 <Serenity> i will make sure no lambs go to waste
45:00 <TokenDaRing> I waste no veal
45:00 <Loof> `seen Doodle
45:00 <Taco> animals serve their purpose aye...
45:00 <Loof> :(
45:00 <StrykerX> What is vegan cheese made out of?
45:00 <StrykerX> Recycled newspaper?
45:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: sadness and dust
45:00 <beehhh> local chickens are always a good burgain
46:00 <Taco> I keep cutting out weeds at the property. Been thinking how I can make use of them, instead of letting it decompose in a heap.
46:00 <Taco> Might get rabbits to eat the weeds, and then I'll eat the rabbits.
46:00 <beehhh> feed to the cattle
46:00 <Serenity> wish i knee who that dude was
46:00 <Serenity> knew
46:00 <Taco> I'm sure the idea of me butching rabbits makes every faggot girl poofter cringe, but you know what, you're weak
46:00 <Taco> butchering
47:00 <Loof> all i know is i hurt his butt
47:00 <beehhh> rabbit stew with carrots and purple potato is my favorite meal
47:00 <TokenDaRing> Taco: rabbit meat is nice
47:00 <TokenDaRing> makes a good stew
47:00 <TokenDaRing> and is also g ood fried and crumbed
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> why would you wanna eat rabbits - ew
48:00 <Taco> Everyone always thinks stew. Meh. Plenty of other things to do with rabbits
48:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: they're ok meat
48:00 <beehhh> taste better than chicken at queen vic market they sells rabbit full skinned peeled
48:00 <TokenDaRing> same as roos
48:00 <Loof> why would you wanna eat cock - ew
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> well…. it leads to great sex
48:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, why would you wanna eat? the world is a cruel place, if you didn't eat you wouldn't be fat and stupid
48:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <beehhh> kanga banga tastes good on the barbie
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you're saying there is link to obesity and being stupid
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> WRONG
49:00 <TokenDaRing> I'd agree with that
49:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, I think you just proved my point
49:00 <TokenDaRing> if you're smart why would you let yourself get fat in th efirst place
49:00 <sezz> oops
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> on an evolutionary scale - the more food you eat the bigger your brain is
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
49:00 <beehhh> hitachi gush nymphos
49:00 <Taco> "next" - further proof
49:00 <sezz> im smart and im fat
49:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: please cite sources
49:00 <sezz> food rules
49:00 <Taco> http://www.taste.com.au/search-recipes/?q=rabbit
49:00 <Loof> fatties ftw!
50:00 <Loof> like being fat is a problem
50:00 <Loof> what a cockstain
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don't have access to the journals I have, so let me google scholar some stuff later
50:00 <beehhh> cat is loving me cause i feed her well
50:00 <StrykerX>  <katatonic_kate01> on an evolutionary scale - the more food you eat the bigger your brain is << I must have an epic brain then!
50:00 <sezz> i can make amazing cheesecake thats why im fat
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: I have access to pretty much every science and medical journal via my uni webpage
50:00 <TokenDaRing> so
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh your cheesecakes looked amazing
50:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
50:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, wow you have google scholar? nobody has that!
50:00 <TokenDaRing> send me some sources I'll look it up
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh excellent, well i'll look up some journal stuff later
50:00 <Taco> except for everyone who has the internet
51:00 <Taco> * excluding china
51:00 <beehhh> we use curtin journals through BB and curtin library
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco - for plebs like yourself, i was suggesting google scholar 
51:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah most journals are pretty much publically availble
51:00 <TokenDaRing> available*
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, no
51:00 <beehhh> they have billion dollar worth of journal
51:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah, yeah
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> not accessible via the net at home for everyone
51:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
51:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, so thats why you choose words like "SO LET ME... google scholar"
51:00 <TokenDaRing> you're not part of some elite club, kate
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> if that were the case why would they charge HUGE subscriptions
51:00 <Taco> Wow, and you're not stupid? Ok then
51:00 <TokenDaRing> hate to break it to you
51:00 <simba>  ༼ ºل͟º ༽
51:00 <simba> be nice
51:00 <beehhh> curtin uni ranked 348 in the world
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, ok then token. 
52:00 <TokenDaRing> everyone should join #420
52:00 <beehhh> and top 50 under 50 year old uni
52:00 <TokenDaRing> loof will get upset
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah no, pass.
52:00 <TokenDaRing> he doesn't like people coming in
52:00 <simba> so dont advertise for people to join
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Taco>  ºل͟º ༽ok epal
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> THAT would be stop simple
53:00 <beehhh> next im goin to england if you never go you would never know
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> England is great
53:00 <Loof> i dont trust the medical industry at all though, they don't create cures, they create customers
53:00 <TokenDaRing> ^^^^ hahahahaha
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wanna go to Scotland 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> and Wales 
53:00 <TokenDaRing> would you take your husband?
53:00 <Serenity> fucks sake.. do you know how hard it is to tomorrow all your channels when your bouncer decides to close them
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that even a relevant question?
53:00 <Serenity> FWP
53:00 <beehhh> i'll take my mphil upon my MBA 2 years and 1.5
54:00 <Serenity> to remember...
54:00 <beehhh> meanwhile i'd get married for a sattlement
54:00 <simba> remember tomorrow
58:00 <Serenity> d.e.d
58:00 <StrykerX> Loof, umadbro?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> DOA
59:00 <simba>  try 2 think about something happy StrykerX :~)
59:00 <StrykerX> I am
59:00 <StrykerX> Chicken Parma
59:00 <StrykerX> :)~
59:00 <katatonic_zombie> that should keep the marauding hoards away! 
00:00 <katatonic_zombie> i need some tv shows to watch peeps - any suggestions?
01:00 <StrykerX> :D
01:00 <beehhh> Finally, without any doubt completion this postgraduate degree with compulsory one year internship not just fulfill my dreams and desire also built a successful career path into the future. By learning critical aspects in business and solve the global trade or business issues in a broad level with emphasizes me to learn in vast by this cutting edge education delivery system.
01:00 <simba> did u write that
01:00 <beehhh> finished
02:00 <katatonic_zombie> no, it was probably a copy paste from the website
02:00 <simba> do u want me to go over the broken english
02:00 <beehhh> i wrote three pages
02:00 <simba> you cant put "without any doubt completion this"
02:00 <beehhh> too perfect i might not get a visa
02:00 <katatonic_zombie> lol
02:00 <katatonic_zombie> LOL
02:00 <beehhh> lets leave it like that
02:00 <katatonic_zombie> cunning!
02:00 <simba> you shouldnt
02:00 <simba> unless its going to someone who also doesnt know english without any doubt
03:00 <katatonic_zombie> probably with immigration!
03:00 <beehhh> fairenough as long you love me
03:00 <simba> By learning critical aspects in business and solve the global trade or business issues in a broad level with emphasizes me to learn in vast by this cutting edge education delivery system.
03:00 <simba> that is a mess
03:00 <simba> whats the delivery system?
03:00 <beehhh> i like the mess
03:00 <simba> australia post?
03:00 <Serenity> mm burger rings are the best kind of ring
03:00 <katatonic_zombie> a hot mess!
04:00 <katatonic_zombie> oh, i agree serenity!
04:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB-NnVpvQ78
04:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: It's a Banana - Red Dwarf - BBC Views: 262,193   Uploaded:  Jul 19, 2007 Duration: 3 Minutes 13 Seconds 
04:00 <Serenity> red dwarf is me fave
04:00 <simba> b1 is playing toy story 3 on ps4
04:00 <katatonic_zombie> i love cat
05:00 <beehhh> i want to kiss a tranny in the snow
05:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: why doesn't he come back here?
06:00 <katatonic_zombie> well-off to England you go beehhh
06:00 <katatonic_zombie> to kiss tranny's in the snow
06:00 <beehhh> simba come visit me to london we go visit julian asange give him a cigar
06:00 <katatonic_zombie> i'm gonna go to the transgender forum in a few weeks
06:00 <katatonic_zombie> should be interesting
07:00 <TokenDaRing> having beehhh on ignore is amazing
07:00 <TokenDaRing> thanks Skirmish
07:00 <beehhh> i found out about my true sexuality after i met norell
07:00 <katatonic_zombie> which was
07:00 <katatonic_zombie> gay
07:00 <British^Meat> simba, u have inspired me to turn on my ps3
07:00 <beehhh> nope transgender
07:00 <British^Meat> thank you
07:00 <beehhh> your gay kk
07:00 <katatonic_zombie> oh right, are you going to transition into female?
08:00 <beehhh> already am
08:00 <katatonic_zombie> no, i'm hetro. I enjoy the cock
08:00 <beehhh> enjoy mine
08:00 <katatonic_zombie> right…..
08:00 <katatonic_zombie> pass.
08:00 <beehhh> liar
08:00 <katatonic_zombie> I've got a few to choose from and yours is not on the list
08:00 <beehhh> you rather enjoy the donkey?
08:00 <Taco> http://www.littleecofootprints.com/2013/11/cheaper-chooks-how-to-reduce-the-cost-of-feeding-your-chooks.html
09:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl katatonic_zombie
09:00 <Taco> wonder how well it'd work to have rabbit poop -> worm farm -> chickens
09:00 <TokenDaRing> you don't have the right equipment for beehhh I think
09:00 <beehhh> time for a powernap and stress less
09:00 <StrykerX> You need a cock to interest beehhh 
09:00 <beehhh> simba you stay free in london with me
09:00 <StrykerX> See.
10:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
10:00 <simba> <TokenDaRing> simba: why doesn't he come back here? - Who Cares
10:00 <TokenDaRing> I thought he was ok to talk to sometimes
11:00 <katatonic_zombie> um…..
11:00 <simba> its always laced with terrible shit
12:00 <katatonic_zombie> worm 'tea' is the best for gardens
12:00 <StrykerX> Loof
12:00 <StrykerX> Hi
12:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: refer to the picture I linked in ##
12:00 <StrykerX> LOL
13:00 <StrykerX> Loof, do you have a rowboat?
13:00 <simba>  ༼ ºل͟º ༽
16:00 <Serenity> you probs shouldnt mention that channel out loud TokenDaRing
16:00 <Serenity> you'll get taco in trouble
16:00 <TokenDaRing> oh my bad
16:00 <TokenDaRing> sorry Taco :(
16:00 <Taco> Yea apparently I'm a spammer
17:00 <Taco> I've eaten a few tins in my day
17:00 <Taco> tastes like crap tho
17:00 <Serenity> even though i literally have not seen channel spam being an issue since about 08
17:00 <Taco> Serenity, austnet opers just want any excuse to set a zline, particulary if they don't like you
17:00 <TokenDaRing> channel spam was an issue when you were on dial up running from a pentium 100
17:00 <katatonic_zombie> must be pretty boring with a few peeps in your channel taco
17:00 <Loof> hot water system has broken down lol
17:00 <katatonic_zombie> is that what you chat here?
17:00 <Loof> should i brave a cold shower
18:00 <Loof> need it in this channel i guess
18:00 <Loof> especially with kate around
18:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_zombie: from now on, you shall be called Orange
18:00 <Loof> she hawt
19:00 <katatonic_zombie> shudder - that video was hilariously freakish 
19:00 <TokenDaRing> does it make you feel unclean still?
19:00 <Loof> mmm vikings
20:00 <simba> viking porn
20:00 <Loof> mmm
20:00 <katatonic_zombie> yes!
20:00 <TokenDaRing> excellent
20:00 <katatonic_zombie> OH when is vikings coming back?
20:00 <Loof> its back
20:00 <katatonic_zombie> I love that series!
20:00 <katatonic_zombie> SERIOUS!
20:00 <simba> whats it about
21:00 <simba> vietnamese pork rolls
21:00 <Loof> there's no fantasy bs in it like GoT
21:00 <katatonic_zombie> vikings raping and pillaging 
21:00 <Loof> it's more real
21:00 <katatonic_zombie> with fucking HAWT dudes
22:00 <katatonic_zombie> with long hair and beards
22:00 <simba> i have gay porn for hot dudes
22:00 <katatonic_zombie> yeah, they're a bit too cheesy for my liking 
22:00 <simba> like the russell brand only worse look
22:00 <simba> i saw a guy like that in the mall
22:00 <Loof> you should rathgar's head tatts kate
22:00 <simba> the end of his long curly hair was blonde
23:00 <simba> he looked like a gay model
23:00 <Loof> they look awesome
23:00 <simba> a really bad one
23:00 <katatonic_zombie> lol one of my friends wants to get a mandala on the side of her head
24:00 <katatonic_zombie> she has that under cut thing happening
24:00 <Loof> i love chicks with heads shaved at the side
24:00 <Loof> instant erection
24:00 <simba> i dont get that
24:00 <katatonic_zombie> 'm more than happy with a mandala on my forearm
24:00 <katatonic_zombie> just have to work on ze colours and patterns….
31:00 <katatonic_zombie> fuck yeah! Thanks loof
31:00 <katatonic_zombie> i'm totes gonna d/l vikings now yew
32:00 <Loof> np
32:00 <Loof> dont fap too hard
33:00 <katatonic_zombie> i wont!
34:00 <katatonic_zombie> i wonder if i can get viking dress ups for sexy role play?
34:00 <JasonOrtiga> lmaoooooooooooooooo @ [Maverick] 
35:00 <TheMayo> [Maverick]: you going to be hiding behind your ops again?
36:00 <[Maverick]> so scaed 
36:00 <[Maverick]> scared* 
36:00 <Serenity> poor fing
36:00 <katatonic_zombie> https://www.pinterest.com/pin/366691594631677047/
37:00 <katatonic_zombie> hawt
40:00 <Loof> if you do i'm in kate
40:00 <Loof> but only if i can be the shieldmaiden
44:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmishhhhhhh
46:00 <katatonic_zombie> aww  i wanna be shieldmaiden
53:00 <raunt> thats the last time i porn for a long time
55:00 <couleurs> agreed.
55:00 <[Maverick]> hmm 
55:00 <[Maverick]> bbs 
58:00 <couleurs> Ok
59:00 <TokenDaRing> hey couleurs
59:00 <TokenDaRing> sup?
59:00 <couleurs> fifa
59:00 <TokenDaRing> nice
00:00 <raunt> Taco dont know how to run irc
00:00 <couleurs> yes
00:00 <TokenDaRing> raunt: hey Joel
00:00 <raunt> im not joel
00:00 <raunt> thats my whole point
00:00 <TokenDaRing> you might as well be
00:00 <raunt> why is that?
00:00 <TokenDaRing> you have no identity outside of being joel now
00:00 <TokenDaRing> deal with it
00:00 <raunt> LOL ok
01:00 <raunt> this is going to get good now
01:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
01:00 <slinky_J> good enough for me to laugh
05:00 <simba> Baahahahahahaaha.
05:00 <couleurs> i'm joe
05:00 <Serenity> pre sure raunt is chris
06:00 <simba> pre cum
06:00 <British^Meat> cum sock
06:00 <slinky_J> Lots of Lols, love mum.
07:00 <stebie> lol, great ban message that one
07:00 <stebie> speaks volumes
07:00 <Serenity> it makes me laugh every time
07:00 <stebie> same
07:00 <slinky_J> my pizza will not arrive for one and a half hours
07:00 <slinky_J> *eye twitches*
08:00 <simba> what kinda shitty establishment takes that long
08:00 <slinky_J> don't open til five
08:00 <simba> brilliant
08:00 <slinky_J> :~
08:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <simba> snes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <Taco> fifa
09:00 <slinky_J> nes!
09:00 <TokenDaRing> bee_girl: did you get flooded?
09:00 <slinky_J> Fintstones
09:00 <raunt> im not joel
09:00 <slinky_J> rescue of Dino and Hoppy!
09:00 <raunt> taco is useless
09:00 <TokenDaRing> raunt: apparently you're chris now
09:00 <TokenDaRing> hi chris
09:00 <stebie> hi chris
09:00 <bee_girl> nah TokenDaRing nothing of consequence here
09:00 <raunt> hahaha
09:00 <raunt> chris now
09:00 <raunt> LOL
10:00 <raunt> u guys r funny
10:00 <Serenity> everyone who appears slow is chris
10:00 <TokenDaRing> makes sense
10:00 <raunt> what about if i appear horny?
10:00 <stebie> his name is jeff
10:00 <simba> raunt is just some indian
11:00 <TokenDaRing> raunt's the kind of guy who steals toilet paper from public toilets
12:00 <Serenity> that almost see through 1 ply stuff?
12:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
13:00 <TokenDaRing> or the really rough recycled shit
13:00 <TokenDaRing> feels like sandpaper
13:00 <Serenity> that smells like a really diluted urinal cake
14:00 <TokenDaRing> don't mention urinal cakes, raunt might get hungry
14:00 <slinky_J> why dont pizza joints do fish on pizza
14:00 <stebie> g'day ooomp, how are you?
14:00 <slinky_J> uh oh
14:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: insufficient market demand
14:00 <ooomp> Good thanks stebie
14:00 <stebie> slinky_J, they're called anchovies
14:00 <ooomp> Yourselve
14:00 <stebie> :P
14:00 <slinky_J> Damn the market!
14:00 <ooomp> Yourself*
14:00 <stebie> ooomp, good thanks, a bit peckish though
15:00 <slinky_J> but true
15:00 <ooomp> What's your thinking? I'd like to copy
15:00 <slinky_J> though, there was a place up from me, last place I lived in, put whole baby octpi on pizza!
15:00 <stebie> liquid dinner!
15:00 <stebie> i don't know
16:00 <ooomp> Booze?
16:00 <stebie> if you insist :>
16:00 <raunt> pizza do fish
16:00 <raunt> you live in poor area maybe why
16:00 <ooomp> An up & go with a shot of whiskey
16:00 <ooomp> Beer chaser
16:00 <stebie> ooomp, that sounds disgusting
17:00 <ooomp> Don't knock it till you try it
17:00 <slinky_J> such a poor area they dont even do crust :~
17:00 <ooomp> I've yet to either
17:00 <raunt> thats right
17:00 <raunt> dogs
17:00 <slinky_J> mm
18:00 <slinky_J> I mean you spit on a maccas wrapper and smother somebody nicked raunt
18:00 <slinky_J> can't call that pizza.
18:00 <stebie> ooomp, feel free to try and update us on its taste
18:00 <ooomp> 100 words sufficient?
19:00 <stebie> 25 words or less
19:00 <raunt> maccas?
20:00 <ooomp> I cannot imagine 25 words will be sufficient to describe the taste
21:00 <stebie> replace spaces with hyphens if needed
21:00 <slinky_J> shoosh now
21:00 <slinky_J> people are flirting.
22:00 <ooomp> Ok stebie
22:00 <ooomp> I'll report back o/
23:00 <slinky_J> you are no pizza!
23:00 <slinky_J> pizzzzah
23:00 <slinky_J> isnt boring.
24:00 <raunt> pizza too much
24:00 <raunt> you eat you die
24:00 <slinky_J> I want my 50 Shades of #melbourne ticked back!
24:00 <slinky_J> eat you!
24:00 <raunt> 50 shades of shit
25:00 <slinky_J> do people shit on pies in that movie?
26:00 <raunt> i dont know 
26:00 <raunt> its for losers
27:00 <raunt> Taco is a faggot
28:00 <Taco> thmx handsome
29:00 <TokenDaRing> raunts homophobic
30:00 <TokenDaRing> probably scared he likes men
30:00 <TokenDaRing> might find them attractive
30:00 <Taco> nah someone was saying today that every bf his mum has ever had, has raped him and his brother
30:00 <Taco> like 5 different dudes, apparently
31:00 <Taco> he may be in his 30s but the last one was only a couple years ago
31:00 <slinky_J> I think so
31:00 <slinky_J> Doesn't like sniffing maccas wrappers like us poor folk
31:00 <slinky_J> soz :~
31:00 <slinky_J> not so good?
32:00 <raunt> Taco I said that
32:00 <ooomp> @--}-------
32:00 <raunt> and it was about pollock
32:00 <raunt> which is true
32:00 <couleurs> 8=======D
32:00 <raunt> you like using shit ppl say and try brushing it off as your own
32:00 <Taco> is pollocks name david?
33:00 <slinky_J> yes
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33:00 <slinky_J> oui!
33:00 <ooomp> couleurs that looks tasty
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33:00 <raunt> yes
33:00 <slinky_J> <couleurs> 8=======D <ooomp> couleurs that looks tasty
33:00 <raunt> david alexander pollock
33:00 <ooomp> Where's the multiple line ban
33:00 <raunt> why isnt she zlined
33:00 <raunt> full on spam
33:00 <katatonic_zombie> Taco, I was thinking… wanna like make up and be bestie e-friend?
33:00 <raunt> flooding
33:00 <slinky_J> under, How To Feed A Woman
33:00 <couleurs> 8)
33:00 <slinky_J> ;D
33:00 <Taco> katatonic_zombie, no, you're fat and stupid
34:00 <ooomp> ok pandas
34:00 <raunt> this place may aswell not even have ops
34:00 <slinky_J> why
34:00 <raunt> look above
34:00 <slinky_J> it'd be a Mormon house of worship if it did?
34:00 <katatonic_zombie> i did mention e-buddies
34:00 <ooomp> Yeah raunt should have been banned ages ago
35:00 <slinky_J> STOP PULLING YOUR SISTER'S HAIR AND JUST KISS HER!
35:00 <katatonic_zombie> so being fat shouldn't be a problem
35:00 <slinky_J> ;D
35:00 <Taco> Did I mention I don't like fat stupid women who are full of themselves?
35:00 <raunt> being fat is a problem
35:00 <raunt> and a drain on society
35:00 <katatonic_zombie> no, you didn't
35:00 <raunt> fat women who do not want to do anything about it are useless
35:00 <raunt> and do not deserve to live
35:00 <katatonic_zombie> lol
35:00 <slinky_J> lol
35:00 <Taco> raunt, applies to all genders
35:00 <slinky_J> my god
35:00 <katatonic_zombie> so over half the population?
35:00 <couleurs> i can hear lightenings.... 
35:00 <katatonic_zombie> noice
36:00 <slinky_J> fuck
36:00 <raunt> it does Taco
36:00 <amita> fatatonic_kate
36:00 <slinky_J> that's bad
36:00 <slinky_J> really bad
36:00 <raunt> good thing im not fat and never have been never will be
36:00 <raunt> so not a problem for myself
36:00 <katatonic_zombie> bahahah @ fatatonic
36:00 <katatonic_zombie> awesome
36:00 <raunt> fucked a few fat girls felt sick after it
36:00 <katatonic_zombie> LOL
36:00 <katatonic_zombie> but you still did it
36:00 <slinky_J> wait
36:00 <slinky_J> just
36:00 <raunt> i was high on pills
36:00 <slinky_J> questioning
36:00 <raunt> not really an excuse
36:00 <katatonic_zombie> ohhh
36:00 <katatonic_zombie> a few
36:00 <raunt> but sometimes you gotta try 
36:00 <slinky_J> with a tiny dick like yours
36:00 <raunt> see if its for you
36:00 <slinky_J> did they feel it?
37:00 <katatonic_zombie> so, you enjoyed it a FEW times?
37:00 <raunt> yeh they loved it
37:00 <fatatonic_kate> katatonic_zombie: where is your husband?
37:00 <slinky_J> what
37:00 <katatonic_zombie> on the central coast
37:00 <slinky_J> your slender, lady like arms
37:00 <raunt> fucked a jew once too
37:00 <slinky_J> ?
37:00 <fatatonic_kate> katatonic_zombie do you not live with your husband anymore?
37:00 <raunt> and i hate jews
37:00 <katatonic_zombie> none of your business 
37:00 <slinky_J> u done ruint it :~
37:00 <raunt> her husband is paul riddle
37:00 <katatonic_zombie> naw 
38:00 <fatatonic_kate> Paul Riddle is a FAGGOT
38:00 <katatonic_zombie> oh right
38:00 <fatatonic_kate> katatonic_zombie where is the vegemite at?
38:00 <raunt> where is the vegemite at????
38:00 <raunt> i need some
38:00 <katatonic_zombie> ummm in a jar
39:00 <raunt> feel like it
39:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_zombie: do you love your husband?
39:00 <katatonic_zombie> ohhh you mean the youtube video that i made about 8 years ago
39:00 <katatonic_zombie> ohhhh
39:00 <raunt> youtube videos
39:00 <katatonic_zombie> do you love your partner token?
39:00 <raunt> i love my gf
39:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_zombie: ofc
39:00 <TokenDaRing> but you didn't answer my question
39:00 <TokenDaRing> you evaded with another
40:00 <katatonic_zombie> it's a rhetorical question 
40:00 <katatonic_zombie> therefore does not need an answer
40:00 <TokenDaRing> no it's not rhetorical
40:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm actually curious, do you actually love your husband?
40:00 <katatonic_zombie> lol why are you curious?
41:00 <raunt> this place is like a novel
45:00 <Taco> Centrelink: RT @HumanServicesAU: Were you injured in #TCMarcia or your home damaged or destroyed? A Disaster Recovery Payment is available
14:00 <simba> nothing like a finger in the bum :)$$)
14:00 <amsy> yay!
14:00 <British^Meat> fancy a bum?
15:00 <fawks> not yay
15:00 <fawks> they condensed like 6 years into one ep
15:00 <fawks> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:00 <simba> bum n blo
15:00 <amsy> lol i know but now you can watch other things!
15:00 <fawks> lol
15:00 <fawks> catching up on tvd
16:00 <fawks> im supposed to be doing my ass
16:00 <amsy> :7
16:00 <simba> ill do that
16:00 <fawks> i actually cannot be fuked
16:00 <amsy> lmao
16:00 <fawks> lol
16:00 <aam> 10 k with payin back 100 bux a week instead of rent, plus interest it'd be abt 3 years to pay it back
16:00 <fawks> who ar eyou talking to
16:00 <simba> 3 ass related lines from me ........
16:00 <amsy> itself
16:00 <fawks> o
16:00 <fawks> whisper sweet nothings into my ass
17:00 <fawks> -- simba
17:00 <aam> Ur mum, now shut up
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <simba> Ur nun 
17:00 <British^Meat> no i dínt!
17:00 <simba> British㷊Meat
17:00 <fawks> í_í
17:00 <fawks> like a candle in the windddd
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <fawks> my neighbours cat is so evvil i think its plotting my death
18:00 <amsy> probably
18:00 <fawks> it just stares at me like the mona lisa its so creepy
18:00 <fawks> im like o hai. and hes like -_-
18:00 <fawks> well FINE
18:00 <amsy> lmao
19:00 <amsy> love that face
19:00 <simba> is it ginger
19:00 <fawks> nah
19:00 <fawks> he guards the bins like its his home
19:00 <fawks> and he gives me dirties whenever im downstairs
19:00 <fawks> also he sits on the stairs outside my door
19:00 <fawks> and when i open it hes like
19:00 <fawks> -_-
19:00 <amsy> hahaha
19:00 <fawks> "move bitch"
19:00 <fawks> EXCUSE ME I LIVE HERE TOO OK
20:00 <simba> he just wants 2 be scratched
20:00 <fawks> im scared to touch him
20:00 <fawks> he wil hiss and cut my face off
20:00 <amsy> head scratches are the safest
20:00 <fawks> he scratched my neighbours dogs eye out
20:00 <fawks> lol
20:00 <fawks> so ill be ok.
20:00 <fawks> ill stick to scratching myself.
20:00 <simba> they know youre a badass human
20:00 <fawks> the dog loves me
21:00 <fawks> the cat just hates the world
21:00 <simba> cats rule everything around me
23:00 <British^Meat> amen
23:00 <British^Meat> catz4eva
27:00 <amsy> agreed.
27:00 <couleurs> einen doggel
28:00 <amsy> hund
29:00 <couleurs> hunda civic
29:00 <couleurs> broom broom
31:00 <amsy> im in me mums car broom broom
32:00 <couleurs> Don't Type n Drive. Stay A Life.
33:00 <amsy> lol
34:00 <amsy> today im going to a philharmonic orchestra/ballet concert :')
34:00 <flow> take a pic
35:00 <amsy> ok
35:00 <couleurs> snapcat
36:00 <fawks> phil dunphy
36:00 <amsy> hehe
37:00 <couleurs> dr phil and the harmonic orchestra ball band
37:00 <fawks> dudes that do ballet are fucking hng
37:00 <fawks> their butts
38:00 <flow> hng?
41:00 <couleurs> going 2 c band on wednesday
41:00 <couleurs> band and bad pizza from next door cos expensive beer and wine 
43:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/xYtKJSK.jpg
43:00 <amsy> woo
43:00 <amsy> which band
45:00 <nate> is the script
45:00 <nate> it
45:00 <nate> IT!
48:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTxGOyqKe30
50:00 <nate> makes me wanna fight
50:00 <nate> haha ;P
51:00 <couleurs> make me wanna pizza
55:00 <BMP> lol awesome time to go to bed!
55:00 <Serenity> lol night bm
56:00 <StrykerX> Long time Bastardly_One
57:00 <Bastardly_One> not really 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> just got back from Melb
57:00 <couleurs> einen klassik samurai piz kat
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and mangaged to re-contact the MILF
57:00 <partay> did u bang her though?
59:00 <flow> hahahaha MILF
59:00 <couleurs> Hot Gossip.
59:00 <flow> b1 never went anywhere
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and nuh ... didn't push my luck too far partay ... remember I dismissed it as a lost cause
01:00 <flow> LOL!
03:00 <couleurs> super saucey
03:00 <Bastardly_One> this city is so shit even Heidelberg West was awesoe
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *awesome
04:00 <Serenity> sloooooooooooooooow riiiiiiide
05:00 <Bastardly_One> found the best/worst hipster pub ever in Northcote
06:00 <Bastardly_One> when I move back that is where I plan to hang out to mock people
06:00 <Bastardly_One> was fun
07:00 <couleurs> northcote social clube
07:00 <Bastardly_One> actually across the road
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the Wesley Anne
07:00 <Bastardly_One> after 5pm it's hipster central
08:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> so who's had dinner tonight?
08:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> im kinda hungry
09:00 <partay> hours ago
09:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> ah cool
09:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> what did you eat?
09:00 <couleurs> Ok
09:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> i want pizza
09:00 <nate> pizza again ;l
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I had 2 pies from this place called Pie Face
10:00 <partay> crumbed chicken with rice
10:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> ah lovely
10:00 <nate> i want partays sweet apple pie
11:00 <partay> nate ease up
11:00 <partay> son
11:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> partay do you like coffee?
11:00 <partay> only occasionaly
11:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> ok
12:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> i like thickshakes
12:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> i need to live near bottleshops
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I want more food
13:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> do you want wedges with that?
13:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> food is so salty
14:00 <DemonsRun> Holy Fuck b1 is back.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
15:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> i want more food
15:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> -
15:00 <[Maverick]> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153152240389973
15:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> anyone sleepy?
16:00 <couleurs> meeeee
16:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> cool meee too
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been in therapy all week
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw a pic of vagisil
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sent me mad
17:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> im on anti phcotics
17:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> physcotics anti
18:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> frayed so
18:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> anyone smoking here tonight?
19:00 <couleurs> meeeee
19:00 <couleurs> Brb Smoko
19:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> lol okay
19:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> smoke away
25:00 <couleurs> Anna_G
25:00 <GOD> was i banned cause of ircloud
26:00 <couleurs> Yes.
26:00 <GOD> kk
26:00 <GOD> had movie on pc screen
26:00 <[Maverick]> umm.. no
26:00 <couleurs> which 1
27:00 <GOD> equalizer
27:00 <couleurs> gay as fuk
28:00 <GOD> nah only if
28:00 <GOD> u like that kinda thing
28:00 <GOD> i dont
28:00 <nate> Bastardly_One everyone missed you ;D
28:00 <nate> no more holidays
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet they're all really upset I'm back 
29:00 <GOD> i should have ops
29:00 <nate> well i missed you champ :P
29:00 <GOD> so u get `ban
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you should hve nothing Chris
29:00 <GOD> by mne
29:00 <GOD> ne
29:00 <GOD> me
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I was near your place today 
29:00 <nate> now we need doodle and johninja back
29:00 <Bastardly_One> was tempted to prank you
29:00 <GOD> Bastardly_One wants his head caved in
29:00 <Serenity> ircloud is no longer allowed
29:00 <Serenity> heh rhyme
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oi Serenity
29:00 <GOD> i get the vein in my head too
29:00 <Bastardly_One> got a sec?
30:00 <GOD> i want to fight back for once
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you might want what I just found
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <GOD> come Bastardly_One
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty funny
30:00 <Serenity> i doubt it
30:00 <GOD> saw loof
30:00 <GOD> here
30:00 <GOD> he thinks i am stupid
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that
30:00 <Bastardly_One> what I just told ya 
30:00 <GOD> u fools
30:00 <GOD> are just that
31:00 <GOD> apart from normality
31:00 <Serenity> the fuck is going on
31:00 <Bastardly_One> who knows
31:00 <GOD> u missed the whole point
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris came in and rant ensued
31:00 <GOD> so
31:00 <GOD> smoke ya bong shut up
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot
31:00 <GOD> no u
31:00 <nate> b1 u smoke bongs 2?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been away for a week and barely typed 5 lines
32:00 <GOD> so
32:00 <GOD> i dislike u
32:00 <Bastardly_One> unlike your 20 billion 
32:00 <nate> god thats not very nice
32:00 <nate> what about b1s feelings
32:00 <GOD> god came to whoop ass
32:00 <GOD> i have enough info to find b1
33:00 <couleurs> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
33:00 <GOD> nah i do
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ya reckon idiot?
33:00 <GOD> jamie 49
33:00 <GOD> ballarat
33:00 <GOD> dsp
33:00 <GOD> enough info
33:00 <GOD> cunt
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a funny little critter
34:00 <GOD> even know what u diagnosed with
34:00 <Serenity> chris
34:00 <GOD> so it aint that hard
35:00 <Bastardly_One> have to get my age right first too
35:00 <GOD> shut up Serenity is talking
35:00 <Serenity> read rule #5 on the abuse section of the melbourne rules
35:00 <GOD> kk
36:00 <GOD> how many jamies can there be in ballarat district on dsp with anxiety
36:00 <GOD> in 45 to 55 range
36:00 <Serenity> why are you using his name and details
37:00 <GOD> to stop them doing it to me
37:00 <GOD> his clown shoe gang
37:00 <Serenity> well dont
37:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf? 
37:00 <Maurice> I hope he does my details next
38:00 <stebie> i feel left out
38:00 <Bonny> no personal details on austnet, christopher
38:00 <Serenity> Maurice you need this salted caramel drink
38:00 <Bonny> next time it's a zline
38:00 <Serenity> it doesnt really taste like coffee
38:00 <couleurs> well get a ps4 and fifa and you won't stebie sheesh
38:00 <stebie> couleurs, you raise a valid point
39:00 <Maurice> What brand is it
39:00 <couleurs> told u
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, remember (I doubt it) 30 billion years ago I was trying to think of an English comedy you might not of seen? It was Ripping Yarns
39:00 <Bastardly_One> only a few eps long but awesome stuff
40:00 <Maurice> Nope
40:00 <Serenity> jarrah Maurice
40:00 <GOD> blab
40:00 <Serenity> its fucking delish
40:00 <GOD> a wappa woole lot a shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> worth checking out ... it's good shit 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> only reason I remembered it is because someone I know has it and I watched it this afternoon
40:00 <Maurice> Might have a look, Serenity
41:00 <Serenity> i dont drink instant coffee but ill drink those
41:00 <Serenity> cause they dont really taste like coffee to me
41:00 <Bonny> coffee that doesn't taste like coffee? lol
42:00 <Bonny> what does it taste like?
42:00 <Serenity> this one tastes like a salted caramel hot drink
42:00 <Maurice> I have caramel coffee pods, I wonder if it's similar
42:00 <GOD> man
42:00 <GOD> its like
43:00 <GOD> no one knows but me
43:00 <GOD> now thats something god would say
44:00 <Serenity> these ones are milkier
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Jarrah used to be really light
45:00 <Bastardly_One> swiss like
45:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if it still is
47:00 <GOD> i make better music
47:00 <Serenity> theres a mint one too apparently Maurice
47:00 <Serenity> hnngg
47:00 <GOD> than deau5
47:00 <GOD> or what the fuck is that name
48:00 <GOD> alisid
48:00 <GOD> mate
48:00 <GOD> they invented a baby name
48:00 <GOD> after i made that word up
48:00 <Maurice> Can you just, for once in your fucking life, make sense
48:00 <partay> lol
48:00 <nate> u rock god :D
49:00 <GOD> all lies in synthetic induced delusions
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris, this is the last shit I want to see after a week's break ... go drink yourself to death or some shit
49:00 <GOD> ???
49:00 <Bastardly_One> just 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> shut
49:00 <GOD> drugos
49:00 <Bastardly_One> up
49:00 <Serenity> i will remove you chris
49:00 <Serenity> cut it out
49:00 <GOD> i making music
49:00 <GOD> atm
49:00 <GOD> i better than ne dj Bastardly_One knows
49:00 <Serenity> how are you making music if you're typing here
49:00 <nate> how many people die from drinking to much in australia?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> makes it hard for me to appear civil and in a decent mood
49:00 <nate> per year
49:00 <nate> i do wonder
50:00 <GOD> thats how easy techno is Serenity
50:00 <Bastardly_One> with fruit and nut bags provoking me
50:00 <Bastardly_One> bars ... not bags
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't learn to type in a week apparently 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> this hang over is like ... 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> now I know why I gave up drinking to begin with 
51:00 <nate> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-07-31/15-australians-die-each-day-from-alcohol-related-illness-study/5637050
51:00 <Serenity> Key statistics:
51:00 <Serenity> On average, 1 in 4 hospitalisations of 15-25 year olds happen because of alcohol.
51:00 <Serenity> 1 in 2 Australians aged 15–17 who get drunk will do something they regret.
51:00 <Serenity> 70 Australians under 25 will be hospitalised due to alcohol-caused assault in an average week.
51:00 <Serenity> 4 Australians under 25 die due to alcohol related injuries in an average week.
51:00 <GOD> i not drunk
51:00 <Maurice> i sad
52:00 <nate> i like this trouble maker ;L
52:00 <nate> haha
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I have a brain injury from the weekend's binge
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's made me become tolerant ... I've no desire to rip into Chris except for him to just stfu
54:00 <nate> u drank 2 much?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't usually drink
55:00 <Bastardly_One> 40 hrs of the last 48
55:00 <Bastardly_One> were spent drinking
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah ... you could say that
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I do kind of have the odd one on a summers day ... and that's how it started
56:00 <Bastardly_One> was fun though ... was staying with a friend I've not seen in 20 yrs
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> you just drank yourself to oblivion?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and was like picking up from as if it was last week
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... kind of all we did ... if you include most of soundwave in there as well 
57:00 <GOD> m        ^^
57:00 <GOD> e       /oo\ 
57:00 <GOD> o       \Y /
57:00 <GOD> w       /  \ 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you when to soundwave
58:00 <Bastardly_One> most of it ... I left after Ministry to make sure I was getting home
58:00 <Serenity> soundwave should ban anyone under 30
58:00 <Serenity> er over 30*
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oi!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> sobered up about the start of them but was prepeared with joints :P
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and oh, the crowd was OLD
58:00 <Bastardly_One> because of the old school line up mainly this year
58:00 <Serenity> seeing old people at music festivals makes me sad
58:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot older than last years crowd
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol i'm only 34
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> this year!
59:00 <Serenity> 34 is too old for music festivals
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not that fuckin' old :P
59:00 <Bastardly_One> there were so many chet fakers in the crowd though
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, ut is lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I just wanted to kill people
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> and how fucking awesome is he
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is really good
59:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought of you by the way on Fri
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I was in this hipster beer garden
59:00 <partay> wheres pez these days ?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> thinking you'd be leaving snail trails all over the place
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
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