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03:00 <nate> it is going great@!
03:00 <nate> it is going great@!
03:00 <nate> it is going great@!
04:00 <partay> ease up
04:00 <partay> ease up
04:00 <partay> ease up
05:00 <nate> are u easy?
05:00 <nate> easy on the eyes!
05:00 <milk> asl?
05:00 <nate> are u easy?
05:00 <nate> easy on the eyes!
05:00 <milk> asl?
05:00 <nate> are u easy?
05:00 <nate> easy on the eyes!
05:00 <milk> asl?
06:00 <milk> asl! lucky ladies I'm in the rappin mood cuzzes, so show us yer asl's?
06:00 <milk> asl! lucky ladies I'm in the rappin mood cuzzes, so show us yer asl's?
06:00 <milk> asl! lucky ladies I'm in the rappin mood cuzzes, so show us yer asl's?
07:00 <nate> are you skim milk or full cream
07:00 <nate> are you skim milk or full cream
07:00 <nate> are you skim milk or full cream
08:00 <nate> sour milk owwwwchh:)
08:00 <nate> sour milk owwwwchh:)
08:00 <nate> sour milk owwwwchh:)
10:00 <Fred_Fredson> scenario:  a gunman kidnaps you and your mother. he puts a gun to your mums head, and says you must fuck her right there, insert your penis into her vagina and thrust in and out until you ejaculate inside her, otherwise, he will shoot your mother dead.
10:00 <Fred_Fredson> what would you do?
10:00 <Fred_Fredson> scenario:  a gunman kidnaps you and your mother. he puts a gun to your mums head, and says you must fuck her right there, insert your penis into her vagina and thrust in and out until you ejaculate inside her, otherwise, he will shoot your mother dead.
10:00 <Fred_Fredson> what would you do?
10:00 <Fred_Fredson> scenario:  a gunman kidnaps you and your mother. he puts a gun to your mums head, and says you must fuck her right there, insert your penis into her vagina and thrust in and out until you ejaculate inside her, otherwise, he will shoot your mother dead.
10:00 <Fred_Fredson> what would you do?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 maurice
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> love your work
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 maurice
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> love your work
11:00 <nate> fred can write that to his mother for mothers day
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 maurice
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> love your work
11:00 <nate> fred can write that to his mother for mothers day
12:00 <nate> fred can write that to his mother for mothers day
12:00 <milk> that guy has some weird fantasies
12:00 <milk> like who they fuck is gonna make anyone fuck anyone regardless?
12:00 <Loof> http://youtu.be/Yl4C86BXfOQ
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ep#1: Tony Abbott – A Man of the People (Q&A) (Jan 31, 2015) - Category: Comedy - views - 16 likes (94.1%), 1 dislikes (5.9%)
12:00 <milk> that guy has some weird fantasies
12:00 <milk> like who they fuck is gonna make anyone fuck anyone regardless?
12:00 <Loof> http://youtu.be/Yl4C86BXfOQ
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ep#1: Tony Abbott – A Man of the People (Q&A) (Jan 31, 2015) - Category: Comedy - views - 16 likes (94.1%), 1 dislikes (5.9%)
12:00 <milk> that guy has some weird fantasies
12:00 <milk> like who they fuck is gonna make anyone fuck anyone regardless?
12:00 <Loof> http://youtu.be/Yl4C86BXfOQ
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ep#1: Tony Abbott – A Man of the People (Q&A) (Jan 31, 2015) - Category: Comedy - views - 16 likes (94.1%), 1 dislikes (5.9%)
14:00 <nate> rudd should have told gillard not to stab him in the back, it simply makes them want to more :)
14:00 <nate> rudd should have told gillard not to stab him in the back, it simply makes them want to more :)
14:00 <nate> rudd should have told gillard not to stab him in the back, it simply makes them want to more :)
19:00 <amelia> I wonder wot Canadians would be doing right now
19:00 <amelia> I wonder wot Canadians would be doing right now
19:00 <amelia> I wonder wot Canadians would be doing right now
20:00 <milk> drinking CC
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
20:00 <Bastardly_One> is Rockstar servers down?
20:00 <Loof> all day
20:00 <Bastardly_One> bastards
20:00 <Loof> gives me the shits
20:00 <milk> drinking CC
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
20:00 <Bastardly_One> is Rockstar servers down?
20:00 <Loof> all day
20:00 <Bastardly_One> bastards
20:00 <Loof> gives me the shits
20:00 <milk> drinking CC
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
20:00 <Bastardly_One> is Rockstar servers down?
20:00 <Loof> all day
20:00 <Bastardly_One> bastards
20:00 <Loof> gives me the shits
24:00 <Loof> downloading birdman
24:00 <Loof> downloading birdman
24:00 <Loof> downloading birdman
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the server is up
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yay!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the server is up
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yay!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the server is up
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yay!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
27:00 <Bastardly_One> got another bounty
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
27:00 <Bastardly_One> got another bounty
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
27:00 <Bastardly_One> got another bounty
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <nate> b1 u are da best eva!
28:00 <nate> b1 u are da best eva!
28:00 <nate> b1 u are da best eva!
29:00 <Loof> sweet
29:00 <Loof> sweet
29:00 <Loof> sweet
30:00 <Loof> back after a mission
30:00 <Loof> back after a mission
30:00 <Loof> back after a mission
32:00 <nate> mission to the toilet?
32:00 <nate> hehehe
32:00 <nate> mission to the toilet?
32:00 <nate> hehehe
32:00 <nate> mission to the toilet?
32:00 <nate> hehehe
33:00 <British^Meat> logs off to do mission, lol
33:00 <British^Meat> logs off to do mission, lol
33:00 <British^Meat> logs off to do mission, lol
41:00 <Adonis> So entertaining
48:00 <Bastardly_One> log off to do a mission in GTA V online?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook then
49:00 <Bastardly_One> My PS4 is whining bad over downloading this race 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> must be like it's owner
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you logged off to do a mission Loof?
56:00 <Loof> yeah
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I just did a race in first person perspective ... screwed my eyes
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks to an awesome rolling stack
58:00 <Loof> wonder how much they've improved elder scrolls online since beta
58:00 <Loof> cause the beta SUCKED
59:00 <[Maverick]> <Bastardly_One> must be like it's owner 
00:00 <[Maverick]> old and bitchy 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like me maverick 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> old and bitchy
18:00 <[Maverick]> but you're alright katatonic_kate01
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew dat
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd say better than alright - fucking awesome is appropiate!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
26:00 <Loof> http://youtu.be/iQY4-pCzaSk
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Let's Talk - EverQuest Next - 4 Reasons to Get Pumped! (Aug 8, 2013) - Category: Gaming - 52,945 views - 890 likes (98.1%), 17 dislikes (1.9%)
50:00 <Loof> biab
15:00 <connor> bastardly_one
15:00 <connor> oi 
44:00 <Student> this place is Dead
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
48:00 <Christopher> nup
49:00 <Student> how did that happen when you are still in here?
49:00 <fwends> its so dead
49:00 <fwends> blame Loof
49:00 <Christopher> fwends with benefits?
52:00 <fwends> hi Christopher
52:00 <fwends> how are u?
52:00 <fwends> hows the cat?
53:00 <Christopher> given up hope
53:00 <Christopher> and cats ok
57:00 <connor> oi Bastardly_One
57:00 <connor> did u watch the latest raw?
58:00 <connor> Loof
58:00 <fwends> hi connor
58:00 <connor> hows your fat wife loof? and i hope your son dies of cancer.
58:00 <connor> your gook wife
58:00 <Christopher> hi connor
59:00 <connor> hi Christopher
59:00 <connor> hi fwends
59:00 <connor> hi Loof
59:00 <connor> hi Bastardly_One
00:00 <connor> hey Loof um can you do me a favour? can you drown your wife and child?
00:00 <connor> kthnx xoxo
00:00 <Christopher> going by my luck life is fucked
01:00 <connor> why is that?
01:00 <Christopher> so called reality doesnt exsist
01:00 <connor> ah. drugs again huh.
02:00 <connor> tsk tsk 
02:00 <Christopher> no
03:00 <Christopher> it tis just ppl play head games with ppl that are mental i find that pretty god dam low
04:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu both of you
05:00 <Christopher> playing head games with someone with schizophrenia
05:00 <Christopher> is fun for ppl
06:00 <Christopher> someone that cant cope with life
06:00 <Christopher> do their head in more
06:00 <Christopher> sounds legit
06:00 <Christopher> legit as being fucked in head
47:00 <fwends> hi
47:00 <fwends> is the pig there?
49:00 <matrix> Morning ppl
54:00 <fwends>  matrix is a pedo
54:00 <fwends> full lining pedi
56:00 <matrix> Love your spelling and ability to throw insults
56:00 <matrix> You will do well in your job as full time irc troll
57:00 <matrix> You really need something new though. 
58:00 <matrix> Everyone seems to call everyone else a pedo on here.  It's boring now
25:00 <Vagisil> http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/03/man-survives-being-thrown-from-7-storey-building-by-isis-for-being-gay-then-stoned-to-death-5047097/
32:00 <Vagisil> SMELL
39:00 <Bastardly_One> go to sleep
47:00 <Vagisil> lol
47:00 <Vagisil> i just got up
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
52:00 <Vagisil> haha
52:00 <Vagisil> u been to bed yet?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish
54:00 <Vagisil> lol
55:00 <Vagisil> trying to find decent portable airconditioners... we are in a 2 bedroom villa up here.. computer set up in 2nd bedroom.. going to have to move it got my parents coming up and then hers
55:00 <Vagisil> got store room out the back
55:00 <Vagisil> but urgh
00:00 <Vagisil> loaf
00:00 <Loof> sup
01:00 <Vagisil> nm
01:00 <Vagisil> u
02:00 <Loof> just gaming
03:00 <Vagisil> nice
03:00 <Vagisil> wot u playing
03:00 <Loof> lego marvel super heroes
04:00 <Loof> with my 3 year old
04:00 <Vagisil> lol nice
04:00 <Loof> :)
05:00 <Vagisil> http://www.carsales.com.au/reviews/2015/convertible/mazda/mx-5/mazda-mx-5-2015-review-48865?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=carsales_030215&utm_content=carsales_030215+CID_3c58ca9971306920ff7714cb565bfb9e&utm_source=newsletter&utm_term=Mazda%20MX-5%202015%20Review
05:00 <Vagisil> awwwww nice
09:00 <Bastardly_One> i need a new game
10:00 <Vagisil> mmm
10:00 <Vagisil> i was just thinking that
10:00 <Vagisil> might go back to planetside 2
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I have heaps of games to finish
11:00 <Loof> battlefield hardline free open beta is available on origin
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but I need a new one 
11:00 <Loof> if you have a pc vagisil
11:00 <Loof> or an xbone
14:00 <Loof> man marvel super heroes is awesome when you pass level 3 Bastardly_One 
14:00 <Loof> when it opens up to be like gta
14:00 <Loof> and you can drive all the lego cars around
15:00 <Loof> zac is happy :D
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah I know
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm up to the next bit at the towers
15:00 <Loof> ah cool
15:00 <Bastardly_One> then I got stuck and cbfed
15:00 <Loof> puzzles are hard man
15:00 <Bastardly_One> only 5% done or something
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Lords of the Fallen and Evil Within $70
16:00 <Bastardly_One> on part of a buy one get one free special 
16:00 <Loof> save your money for project cars
16:00 <Loof> thats gonna own
17:00 <Bastardly_One> looks pretty good that's for sure 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's ages away *lol*
17:00 <Loof> oh damn
17:00 <Loof> psn plus is fucked this month
17:00 <Loof> so fucked
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd get Dragons Age Inquistion if I was sure you didn't need to play any of the series first
19:00 <Vagisil> lol
19:00 <Loof> either the elder scrolls online or everquest next will be my rpg
19:00 <Loof> i need another mmorpg
20:00 <Loof> now WoW is officially dead
20:00 <Vagisil> yeh but the thing is every mmorpg is going to be the same
20:00 <Vagisil> shift to mmofps :P
21:00 <Loof> planetside 2 looks good
21:00 <Vagisil> look at h1z1 :P
21:00 <Vagisil> same engine
21:00 <Loof> yeah i have a friend that plays that
21:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
21:00 <Bastardly_One> this thing says you can go through a web app and make all the major decisions of the first 2 games 
22:00 <Loof> i need something i can play with my wife but she's shit at fps
22:00 <Bastardly_One> then import them
22:00 <Loof> now we dont want to play WoW any more
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's doable if you brush up on the lore first
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I seriously need an rpg
22:00 <Bastardly_One> like bad
22:00 <Vagisil> STO lol
23:00 <Vagisil> what about neverwinter
23:00 <Vagisil> the dungeons and dragons mmorpg
23:00 <Loof> that's a damn good game
23:00 <Loof> f2p too
24:00 <Loof> although i spend i think 10 bucks
24:00 <Loof> to get a horse
24:00 <Loof> and some other shit
24:00 <Vagisil> lol
24:00 <Loof> has mini transactions
24:00 <Vagisil> yer
24:00 <Vagisil> same as ps2
24:00 <Loof> nice
25:00 <Loof> for those of us who have lives and can't play 24/7 we can use irl money
25:00 <Loof> i like it
25:00 <Vagisil> lol
25:00 <Vagisil> yeh.. until something goes p2w
26:00 <Loof> pay to win?
26:00 <Loof> ah i was right
26:00 <Vagisil> :)
26:00 <Loof> yeah that would suck
28:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes only having a console sucks
29:00 <Bastardly_One> wish this gaylord who's wallet I found last night would check his FB already
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the amount of shit in here ... he must be cunted he's lost it
30:00 <Vagisil> lol
30:00 <Vagisil> its prob gone to his other mailbox
30:00 <Vagisil> cant check it unless on a computer
30:00 <Vagisil> https://www.facebook.com/messages/other
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, you need to be on a PC to do that 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> well, he looks like the type that does it from his phone
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well
31:00 <Bastardly_One> sucked in then
31:00 <Vagisil> lol
34:00 <Vagisil> http://j-spec.com.au/featured/2001-Toyota-Crown-Estate_Athlete_V-17112.html
34:00 <Vagisil> total pisstake of a nissan stagea
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a box of country cheese 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck did I put them damn it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I know
37:00 <Loof> might make some ice for a thermus of iced coffee
38:00 <Loof> forgot thermus keeps things cold too
38:00 <Vagisil> http://j-spec.com.au/featured/1987-Nissan-Silvia-240RS-16901.html
38:00 <Vagisil> farrrrk
41:00 <Loof> let's install planetside 2 vagisil :P
41:00 <Loof> i need something awesome for my new pc
43:00 <Loof> should get around to putting in that ssd too
43:00 <Loof> so i can have two
44:00 <Loof> they only 320s
46:00 <Vagisil> yeh
46:00 <Vagisil> ple finally shipped my shit today
46:00 <Vagisil> cunts
46:00 <Vagisil> ive got ps2 installed needs updating though
46:00 <Vagisil> i think i want a limousine
48:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <Vagisil> http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/mandurah/cars-vans-utes/1987-cadillac-de-ville-green-automatic-limousine/1059407974
48:00 <Vagisil> lol
49:00 <Loof> ew
50:00 <Vagisil> haha
50:00 <Vagisil> http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/forrestdale/cars-vans-utes/1999-ford-fairlane-sedan/1066636047
58:00 <Bastardly_One> well
58:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if I am gonna actually sleep
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am gonna try and lie down and rest at least and see what happens
07:00 <connor> woooot
18:00 <connor> Christopher
18:00 <connor> ur mentally ill
23:00 <Christopher> hi connor yeah dont help missing someone
26:00 <connor> wat the fuck are u even talkin about you drug fucked idiot
26:00 <connor> hope you get an overdose mate
26:00 <Christopher> oh ok iam a moron
26:00 <Christopher> yeah i dont do drugs
26:00 <Christopher> wtf is ya problem
26:00 <connor> look cunt
27:00 <beagle> sorry for being a drunk maniac other day
27:00 <connor> fuck u and fuck the horse you rode in on
27:00 <beagle> saying i love ya all then being bipolar n shit ! 
27:00 <beagle> i was lonely n drunk.
27:00 <connor> and fuck your mother for givin birth to ya
27:00 <beagle> who is connor speaking to
27:00 <connor> u cunt
27:00 <beagle> annnyyyyway good morning
27:00 <Christopher> do u want to get bashed connor
27:00 <beagle> who hell is connor
27:00 <beagle> troll
27:00 <connor> fucken beagle long haired faggot
27:00 <connor> get a haircut u fucken poofter
27:00 <beagle> talk to the room without me youre on ignore
27:00 <connor> skinny shit
28:00 <connor> i would stome the teeth outta your skull beagle
28:00 <connor> stomp*
28:00 <beagle> this morning im trying to check commodore 64 power supplies cause then i can use disk drive
28:00 <beagle> but i dont know two things
28:00 <connor> Christopher fuck u asshole
28:00 <beagle> which pins to check or what setting meter has to be on
28:00 <beagle> and even wiki doesnt just tell u straight out
28:00 <Christopher> do i have to wake up to this shit
29:00 <connor> want to bash me huh Christopher?
29:00 <beagle> sd2iec sd card game loader doesnt do well with multi disk games and without jiffydos upgrade is pretty slow not much faster than a real drive
29:00 <connor> dont fucken act tough when your a nobody u loser
29:00 <Christopher> nah i dont take kindly
29:00 <Christopher> to morons trollinh
29:00 <connor> well boo fucking hoo then
29:00 <beagle> if ya install the jiffydog tho, it is 30 times actual drive speed
29:00 <connor> fuck your daddy
29:00 <beagle> dos not dog
29:00 <connor> fuck your daddy Christopher
30:00 <Christopher> who the fuck are u cunt
30:00 <beagle> he is a super troll
30:00 <connor> im your real father 
30:00 <beagle> he will get one those zlines like i did 
30:00 <Christopher> bullshit
31:00 <connor> who am i really?
31:00 <nate> jizz man
31:00 <connor> im connor mcloud.
31:00 <connor> of the clan macloud.
31:00 <nate> no u are jizz man
31:00 <connor> jizz man?
32:00 <nate> biguy4jizz?
32:00 <connor> hey Loof
32:00 <connor> oh yeh thats me
32:00 <connor> i sued that nick yesterday
32:00 <connor> used*
32:00 <nate> i bet u did
32:00 <connor> but too many homophobic idiots in here took issue with it
32:00 <Christopher> fuck well now i am in bad mood thanx moron
33:00 <connor> yeah well to that Christopher i say fuck you suck shit
33:00 <connor> i hope you choke 
33:00 <nate> waaaart!
33:00 <beagle> Christopher i dont let that happen if they say ANY shit line i dont wanna hear theyre on ignore
34:00 <beagle> not many put me on block on paltalk
34:00 <Loof> shutup beagle
34:00 <beagle> dunno about here probably none .
34:00 <connor> loof
34:00 <beagle> anyway, yeah ignore freaks like him, trolls, low lifes
34:00 <connor> hey did u play gta?
34:00 <beagle> that is like that too often for apparent no reason
37:00 <nate> beagle u must battle for love!
37:00 <nate> ogre vs troll
38:00 <Christopher> gotta wait for someone amazing to wake up
38:00 <nate> ogre; ohh please stop i will ignore you, troll: i haaate ogres!
38:00 <Christopher> lol
38:00 <nate> Christopher u are already awake:)
39:00 <nate> chris splash some sunshine on the face
39:00 <nate> run outside
39:00 <nate> i bearly slept last night, must of been thinking about biguy4jizz
42:00 <Christopher> no goods
43:00 <nate> Christopher u got a nice bed?
44:00 <nate> very important for back support:)
44:00 <Loof> morning mew :)
44:00 <Mew> when was the last time you washed your sheets Christopher?
44:00 <Mew> hey loofypoo
45:00 <nate> saturdays@!
47:00 <Christopher> hi Mew
47:00 <Mew> hi kris
50:00 <Christopher> ouch coffee
18:00 <beagle> let it cool down
18:00 <beagle> same if u cook milk for weetbix
27:00 <nate> half water half milk, microwave, then add cold milk to cool it ;l
27:00 <nate> SLAMO!
12:00 <i8pussy4t> sup>
13:00 <i8pussy4t> HI Ana_Ng
13:00 <i8pussy4t> A/S/L PLZ
15:00 <i8pussy4t> Adonis: are you still jackin off on cam :P
15:00 <Netz> state your post code!
57:00 <Netz> Belle
57:00 <Netz> where are you
24:00 <Christopher> hi Kelevra
24:00 <Christopher> hi British^Meat
25:00 <[Maverick]> Go die Christopher
25:00 <Christopher> what i do now?
25:00 <British^Meat> hi mav
25:00 <British^Meat> what up g-unit?
25:00 <British^Meat> been ridin, knackered
25:00 <British^Meat> gotta do it all again later :/
26:00 <[Maverick]> Fuck all mang.. on the job hunting wagon 
26:00 <British^Meat> ah yes, been there b4, sux
38:00 <Christopher> hi slinky_J
38:00 <Christopher> wanta beer
38:00 <Christopher> ?
40:00 <Christopher> i like someone i dont know their name
40:00 <Christopher> :(
40:00 <British^Meat> your international networking appears to be failing NeoGeo64 
40:00 <Christopher> i think i might know it but i not sure
42:00 <Christopher> i dont know how to related to ppl cause they think i am weird
42:00 <Christopher> when they infact are weirder
44:00 <StrykerX> Christopher
44:00 <StrykerX> You are weird
44:00 <StrykerX> The weed has done it to you.
44:00 <StrykerX> If you stopped, you may come back to being somewhat normal.
45:00 <Christopher> nah life made me weird
45:00 <Christopher> wasnt weed
45:00 <StrykerX> It was weed.
45:00 <StrykerX> Crossed with anything else you use.
45:00 <Christopher> well i want to say i love u to someone i never spoken too
45:00 <Christopher> which is weird
49:00 <Christopher> beer yep
51:00 <Christopher> beer a hug in a can
51:00 <Christopher> about it
54:00 <Kelevra> Happy birthday British^Meat 
54:00 <Christopher> seems ppl with feelings and emotions never experience life
55:00 <StrykerX> Christopher, 
55:00 <Kelevra> Harden the fuck up Christopher 
55:00 <StrykerX> How can you say "love you" to somone you've never spoken to?
56:00 <Kelevra> Yoy hoy daz
56:00 <Christopher> well my heads done in
56:00 <Christopher> i dont care about nething
56:00 <StrykerX> G'day Mel
56:00 <StrykerX> Christopher, if you want to love someone.. Meet them first.
56:00 <Christopher> well i do love someone ive met
57:00 <Christopher> not a day goes by
57:00 <StrykerX> You just said you've never spoken to them
57:00 <StrykerX> So you met them and stood there silently?
57:00 <Christopher> well its a crazy story u wouldnt believe
57:00 <StrykerX> Is she mute?
57:00 <Kelevra> Shrimp and pork go well in noodle soup
57:00 <StrykerX> Or are you mute?
58:00 <StrykerX> I'm having strasburg and cheese toasties
58:00 <StrykerX> It's pretty win.
58:00 <Christopher> kewl
58:00 <StrykerX> Christopher, 
58:00 <Kelevra> Love me some sea and land meat
58:00 <StrykerX> Is she mute?
58:00 <Kelevra> Omnomnom
58:00 <Christopher> no
58:00 <StrykerX> Are you?
58:00 <Christopher> she is just to hot for me
58:00 <Christopher> i get embarassed to even look
59:00 <Kelevra> Lol
59:00 <StrykerX> Or are your "meetings" watching her from a bush near her house?
59:00 <Christopher> nah
59:00 <Christopher> i dont go outside
59:00 <Christopher> much
00:00 <Kelevra> Go for someone ugly
00:00 <Christopher> nah cunts dont play mind games
00:00 <Kelevra> Or pretty and not much of a brain
00:00 <Christopher> and be done with it
01:00 <StrykerX> So how did you meet her?
01:00 <StrykerX> If you're a hermit?
01:00 <Kelevra> Don't complain then
02:00 <Christopher> never gonna met someone cause ppl have views on stuff they know nothing about
02:00 <Christopher> meet
02:00 <StrykerX> Kelevra, I think this woman is a figment of his imagination
02:00 <StrykerX> Hence why he can't give honest answers.
02:00 <Kelevra> Same, he just wants people to converse with him
03:00 <Christopher> tap
04:00 <Christopher> none my friends are all there
04:00 <Kelevra> Oh that noodle soup was excellent
05:00 <Kelevra> Now I'm totally ass planted
05:00 <Christopher> schizophrenics if not drug induced which mine isnt
05:00 <Christopher> are smarter than most ppl
05:00 <Kelevra> Blah blah
05:00 <StrykerX> Nice
05:00 <StrykerX> lol
05:00 <Christopher> are u guys have a problem
05:00 <Christopher> cause
05:00 <StrykerX> Christopher, 
05:00 <StrykerX> Stfu.
05:00 <Christopher> wait for
05:00 <Christopher> it
05:00 <Christopher> ur scum
05:00 <Christopher> m8
05:00 <StrykerX> Nobody is interested in your fantasy world
05:00 <StrykerX> Where you can pull chicks.
06:00 <StrykerX> It must suck being a virgin at your age?
06:00 <Christopher> sucks women seems dont have brains
06:00 <Kelevra> One more nights sleep then I get to go home, quite sad cause there's no net at my house but I'll be happy to sloth all over my couches and for Angel not get stuck into everything in a big house
06:00 <Christopher> lol poor cunt
06:00 <Christopher> get a job Kelevra
07:00 <Netz> Sizzle
07:00 <beagle> https://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D4wyu-Bbdjuw&h=oAQFIbnMd shimmon says he saw a mothership this morning that looked like this
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
07:00 <beagle> oh sorry about facebook writing its just youtube one
07:00 <Kelevra> Who will look after my kid if I get a job?
07:00 <StrykerX> No net?
07:00 <StrykerX> Netz, are you the real deal?
07:00 <Kelevra> Well I have net on my phone
07:00 <StrykerX> Ah
08:00 <beagle> optus sucked for phone irc it disconnected but telstra worked well
08:00 <Netz> StrykerX: stop it, your making me wet
08:00 <Kelevra> Lol @ Christopher telling me to get a job
08:00 <StrykerX> Netz, state my postcode.
08:00 <StrykerX> Urgently.
08:00 <Netz> 3175
08:00 <Kelevra> Wronggggg
08:00 <beagle> he said it was high in the sky and huge and soundless
08:00 <Christopher> StrykerX
08:00 <Christopher> why aint u working
08:00 <beagle> he was sober went out to call norell and have a smoke
08:00 <StrykerX> Christopher, you're telling someone to get a job when you live at home high everyday and claim to have all these non-existant women in your life.
09:00 <StrykerX> Netz, incorrect.
09:00 <Kelevra> He should be a comedian
09:00 <Christopher> ok i sad
09:00 <Christopher> be pity when i die
09:00 <MysteriousShado> Netz, state my postcode now
09:00 <Christopher> i wake from this dream
09:00 <Christopher> and u all dont exsist
09:00 <Christopher> ur not real
10:00 <Christopher> i know more about life than u ever will
10:00 <Kelevra> Lol
10:00 <Christopher> cause u are not real
10:00 <MysteriousShado> Dude, you live in a dark room
10:00 <MysteriousShado> At home
10:00 <MysteriousShado> Never go out..
10:00 <Kelevra> Definitely a comedian
10:00 <MysteriousShado> You know NOTHING about life.
10:00 <Christopher> i do
10:00 <Christopher> dont trust noone
10:00 <Christopher> so if u dont go out
10:00 <Christopher> u see noone
10:00 <MysteriousShado> You're nothing but junkie scum.
10:00 <Christopher> and they cant try use u
10:00 <Netz> junkie
11:00 <Netz> melanie?
11:00 <Christopher> i no junkie man
11:00 <StrykerX> Knew it wasn't the real Netz 
11:00 <Christopher> need to inject to do that
11:00 <Netz> http://slood.net/month/belle
11:00 <Kelevra> Yeah its that fgt
11:00 <Kelevra> Melanieeeeee
11:00 <StrykerX> Ibiza
11:00 <Christopher> one day when i kill myself
11:00 <Christopher> worlds over
11:00 <Christopher> cause noone in this fake existance
11:00 <Christopher> cares
12:00 <Christopher> this is all my dream
12:00 <Christopher> u should realize that
12:00 <Netz> hi B1{MIA}
12:00 <Kelevra> O.o
13:00 <Christopher> why does perth shopping centre explosion
13:00 <Christopher> in my recolection
13:00 <Christopher> happend twice
13:00 <Christopher> happened like 4 years ago
13:00 <Christopher> first time
13:00 <StrykerX> Do you think it's a conspiracy, Christopher?
14:00 <Christopher> fuck off scum
14:00 <Kelevra> Why doesn't new kids on the block bring out new music Christopher 
14:00 <Kelevra> Answer me that riddle
14:00 <Christopher> Kelevra u so stupid
14:00 <Christopher> u have kids to ppl dont stay with u
14:00 <Kelevra> Okidoki
14:00 <Kelevra> Correct 
14:00 <Christopher> how do u make a descission like that
14:00 <Christopher> thats pretty retarded
14:00 <Christopher> so fucken back in ya hole
14:00 <Christopher> dumb fuck
15:00 <StrykerX> Christopher, how's it feel being a virgin at your age?
15:00 <StrykerX> Junkie scum.
15:00 <Kelevra> I open my legs and the worlds crappiest male semen just finds where my eggs hide
15:00 <StrykerX> Knowing no woman would come near someone as vile as yourself
15:00 <Kelevra> And you say I'm stupid
15:00 <Kelevra> Haha
15:00 <StrykerX> No hope
15:00 <StrykerX> No future
15:00 <Christopher> u an ugly skinny junkie Kelevra
15:00 <StrykerX> Yet you sit on here dishing on others? Loser.
15:00 <Christopher> with bad hygene
15:00 <Kelevra> I am?
15:00 <Christopher> yep
16:00 <Kelevra> Good to know babes
16:00 <Christopher> am i in yet
16:00 <StrykerX> Kelevra, he wants you to have his babies.
16:00 <Christopher> u must like getting treated bad
16:00 <Kelevra> I'll jot that on my resume
16:00 <Christopher> if u let cunts leave u
16:00 <StrykerX> You know.. "hurt" the ones you love?
16:00 <Christopher> if i was a woman
16:00 <Kelevra> Yeah he wants me
16:00 <Christopher> cunt would have to buy me house
16:00 <Christopher> b4 i have kids
16:00 <StrykerX> He wants every woman on here
16:00 <Christopher> u are just dumb as fuck
17:00 <StrykerX> Kelevra, DemonsRun, chelle, amsy 
17:00 <Kelevra> He's so butthurt
17:00 <StrykerX> Trying his luck and failing over and over.
17:00 <StrykerX> Poor kid.
17:00 <Christopher> no ppl call me retarded
17:00 <Kelevra> Probably can't even get it up
17:00 <Christopher> when i smarter than lot of u
17:00 <StrykerX> Christopher, do you trade erectile issue notes with Pieter?
17:00 <Kelevra> He'll become a woman hating serial killer corpse rapist
17:00 <StrykerX> Yup
17:00 <Kelevra> I can see it written in the stars
18:00 <StrykerX> Cause nobody will have him.
18:00 <Kelevra> Yeah lol
18:00 <Christopher> fucken same 10 ppl talk on here
18:00 <Kelevra> And his mum probably beats him
18:00 <Christopher> no lifes
18:00 <StrykerX> Oh hang on
18:00 <Kelevra> Or catches him stealing her panties
18:00 <StrykerX> Christopher, is this woman you're in love with... Your mother?
18:00 <Kelevra> Omg!
18:00 <Kelevra> Good theory!
18:00 <Kelevra> I'll put money on that
19:00 <StrykerX> I hope you live in Tassy Christopher 
19:00 <Christopher> Kelevra eat and stop sucking dick for crack
19:00 <StrykerX> Kelevra is clean Christopher 
19:00 <Christopher> bullshit
19:00 <StrykerX> Unlike your junkie self.
19:00 <Kelevra> I finished eating
19:00 <Christopher> how am i junkie when i dont do drugs
19:00 <StrykerX> Bullshit
19:00 <StrykerX> You come on here high more than not
19:00 <StrykerX> Lying cunt.
19:00 <Kelevra> I rarely suck dick and have never tasted semen
19:00 <Kelevra> I haven't lived yet
20:00 <British^Meat> goddamn
20:00 <British^Meat> some great opping going on lately
20:00 <British^Meat> im proud
20:00 <Kelevra> Happy birthday Dan!
20:00 <British^Meat> shame the biggest shit talker is still present :/
20:00 <British^Meat> heya mel, and thanks :P
20:00 <Kelevra> Lol
20:00 <Christopher> oh i am Kelevra i will sleep with bong heads
20:00 <Christopher> get pregas
20:00 <Christopher> stuck for life
20:00 <Kelevra> I don't take drugs anymore
20:00 <Christopher> with some dumb fuck kid
21:00 <British^Meat> make that 2 are still present
21:00 <Christopher> cause i dont think
21:00 <Kelevra> Tried to be a bong head a few months ago and it just made me tired
21:00 <Christopher> Kelevra i would just afk from now on
21:00 <Kelevra> Can't be tired with a kid
21:00 <Christopher> u dum fuck
21:00 <Kelevra> Well more tired
21:00 <Kelevra> Lol
21:00 <Christopher> like life
21:00 <Kelevra> U dum fuck
21:00 <Christopher> to give liffe
21:00 <British^Meat> hi Kynetic Longie stebie  WebbY simba , if yuou could see it that Christopher is removed form the chan that'd be great. You could also say I request it
21:00 <Christopher> is not oh
21:00 <Christopher> i wanta fuck u
22:00 <Christopher> u stupid bitch
22:00 <Kelevra> Ops give the man a good bday
22:00 <Kelevra> !
22:00 <British^Meat> yer im the same mel, once a month for me, if that
22:00 <British^Meat> not sure i enjoy it at all
22:00 <StrykerX> For once I agree with British^Meat 
22:00 <Christopher> i wouldnt open my legs once in my life if i was chick
22:00 <StrykerX> lol
22:00 <Kelevra> Yeah its weird hey
22:00 <Christopher> fucken scum
23:00 <Kelevra> Cause I was am everyday smoker once upon a time
23:00 <British^Meat> i certianly dont hang for it like i used too
23:00 <StrykerX> Christopher, even as a chick.. You still couldn't score a root
23:00 <British^Meat> same
23:00 <StrykerX> Does it make you feel sad?
23:00 <Kelevra> Now it just makes me sleepy and I go bed
23:00 <Kelevra> Its a waste of dosh
23:00 <British^Meat> totes
23:00 <British^Meat> i used to think it helped me sleep
24:00 <Christopher> how do u not wear protection
24:00 <British^Meat> but thats bullshit
24:00 <Kelevra> Don't get me wrong I might oneday change my mind but yeah if its no fun and keeps me a boring home body its crap
24:00 <Christopher> its like sex for 5 mins
24:00 <Christopher> causes
24:00 <Kelevra> Yeah did you get the foggy feeling in the morning?
24:00 <Christopher> 20 years forking out cash
24:00 <British^Meat> yer its unmotivating stuff
24:00 <Kelevra> Like hard to wake up fully
24:00 <Christopher> to bring up a kid
24:00 <British^Meat> totally
24:00 <Kelevra> Yeah that's shitous
24:00 <British^Meat> stay up all night get up at like midday
24:00 <Christopher> i u have unprotected sec
24:00 <Christopher> x
24:00 <Christopher> u are a moron
24:00 <British^Meat> no more, i literally nod off lol
25:00 <Christopher> how the fuck get pregnant
25:00 <Christopher> to scum
25:00 <StrykerX> Christopher, have sex first.
25:00 <StrykerX> Then preach protected vs unprotected
25:00 <StrykerX> Till then, stfu
25:00 <Kelevra> I hate condoms but next time I do have sex I'll get the rod or something
25:00 <beagle> pill
25:00 <Kelevra> Can't take the pill
26:00 <British^Meat> oh here we go, welcome back beagle
26:00 <Kelevra> I've had seizures which scared me
26:00 <British^Meat> from your zlining
26:00 <British^Meat> what the fuck was THAT all about
26:00 <StrykerX> British^Meat, I'd prefer beagle over Christopher ANYDAY
26:00 <Kelevra> I think they've been zlining the wrong peeps
26:00 <British^Meat> oh, i guess your lost your shit AGAIN and have come back for another chance, AGAIN LOL 
26:00 <British^Meat> nah
26:00 <Kelevra> Same StrykerX 
26:00 <British^Meat> these two dudes are identical
26:00 <Kelevra> Even though beagle hates me atm
26:00 <British^Meat> fark em both off
27:00 <StrykerX> Personally, I've had no issue with beagle 
27:00 <British^Meat> Christopher is doing EXACTLY whta beagle did a few nights back
27:00 <StrykerX> Maybe he goes off when I'm not on.
27:00 <Kelevra> beagle: why are you upset at me?
27:00 <StrykerX> So, in theory then
27:00 <StrykerX> Zline Christopher
27:00 <StrykerX> Fair's fair.
27:00 <British^Meat> im cool with that
27:00 <StrykerX> Likewise.
28:00 <Kelevra> Haha
28:00 <BlackDevil> hi sex slaves
28:00 <StrykerX> 2 things I agree with British^Meat on
28:00 <StrykerX> The apocolypse is coming.
29:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmm
29:00 <Kelevra> Lol
31:00 <StrykerX> rofl
31:00 <StrykerX> Belle
32:00 <ShoutingWhispers> the apocalypse already started, it's just taking time to speed up
35:00 <mrdanger> Biatchachachas
37:00 <Kelevra> Hey Aaron, how are you?
37:00 <mrdanger> Good thanks Mel
37:00 <mrdanger> You?
38:00 <StrykerX> Fark it's cold today.
38:00 <Kelevra> I'm excellent, trying to find motivation to do the dishes
38:00 <Kelevra> What are you upto?
38:00 <mrdanger> Just buy new ones
38:00 <Kelevra> Lol they're not mine
40:00 <^_BeLLe_^> JACKMEHOFF
40:00 <chelle> hai aaron
40:00 <mrdanger> I have been up to very little, by the way
40:00 <mrdanger> Hey chelle
41:00 <mrdanger> Can somebody bring me some chocolate?
41:00 <mrdanger> Thanks
42:00 <StrykerX> And me
42:00 <beagle> kelevra i dont know sometimes ya say shocking things but hey i do too but urs are so unexpected ... about anal sex etc 
51:00 <StrykerX> Wow..
51:00 <StrykerX> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/icelands-last-mcdonalds-burger-is-five-years-old-and-showing-no-signs-of-decay/story-fneuz8zj-1227206845208
02:00 <^_BeLLe_^> mrdanger
02:00 <^_BeLLe_^> are you Aaron
02:00 <^_BeLLe_^> are you MELBOURNESTORM aka the user who jacked off on cam to Scott_Hall
03:00 <mrdanger> Poops
08:00 <StrykerX> Spose I should do some work
11:00 <Kelevra> Anal sex is shocking and makes you upset beagle ?
11:00 <Kelevra> That's funny
13:00 <ShoutingWhispers> beagle: i promise ill be gentle with you
14:00 <mrdanger> Anal sex should only be shpcking when it is unexpected
15:00 <Kelevra> Lol
15:00 <Kelevra> Surprise buttsex
15:00 <mrdanger> Ohyeah
20:00 <British^Meat> naww
22:00 <mrdanger> Anyone play gta online?
23:00 <BlackDevil> aaron
23:00 <mrdanger> Jon
23:00 <BlackDevil> how often do you shave?
23:00 <Kelevra> Hi beard is so cute
23:00 <Kelevra> It grows abit ginge
23:00 <British^Meat> which system does ye play?
23:00 <Kelevra> His*
23:00 <British^Meat> soon i will be ps4gtaíng
24:00 <mrdanger> I groom my beard regularly, it doesnt call for much shaving
24:00 <mrdanger> Because then it wouldn't be a beard
24:00 <mrdanger> BM: yeah ps4, I was just wondering if its any good online
26:00 <Kelevra> I sold my ps4 it was fkn useless without net and not many games were out that I liked
27:00 <mrdanger> My bro has a ps4 without net, depends what you like doin
27:00 <Kelevra> True
27:00 <mrdanger> I better go masturbate
27:00 <Kelevra> But on the other hand you can't have nice things when you have kids
28:00 <Kelevra> Aww at least cam the missus
28:00 <mrdanger> Pfft
30:00 <Kelevra> Fineeeeeeeeeeee just do it in the toilet like a weirdo in a shame spiral like I do
30:00 <Kelevra> =D
05:00 <British^Meat> sorry Mrdanger, i was entertaining, PS4 awesome
05:00 <British^Meat> i dont actaully have it yet, but it is a bit of fun on ps3
06:00 <British^Meat> not so much if you're playing alone
06:00 <British^Meat> I like to play those games just arsing about, im not really into hunting ppl down and blam blam blam. Which is exaclty what GTAV seems to be about, its not a friendly game :)
06:00 <mrdanger> Im just too lazy to take it out of the case, take cod out of the ps4, put cod in a case, put gta in ps4
07:00 <mrdanger> Its a whole ordeal
08:00 <mrdanger> So I think ill go play cod
08:00 <British^Meat> hah mad
08:00 <British^Meat> i just got worms
09:00 <British^Meat> errr the game that is
09:00 <British^Meat> whence i acquire GTAV i'll hit u up and we can run amok
09:00 <British^Meat> Or u can play with b 1 and loof (snigger)
10:00 <mrdanger> Im pretty shit at games I just run around and die
11:00 <British^Meat> i just prefer to arse about TBH im not into the whole shooting ppl thing
43:00 <ShoutingWhispers> mrdanger: i play like a headless chook too
43:00 <ShoutingWhispers> im more interested in tactics than strategies
47:00 <Kelevra> Oh you're hilarious Shaun.
47:00 <^pHANTOM^> :O
48:00 <British^Meat> errr
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> downloading some tunes ;D
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> you iBiZa?
49:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol 
49:00 <^pHANTOM^> sexay?
50:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
52:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
54:00 <NeoGeo64> I fucked Pink! in the ass.  I got poo mucus all over my fucking dick.  It was like this green-brownish jelly that smelled faintly of ammonia and cherries.  She frapped out a huge glob of watery poo mucus when I was engaged in an intense act of anal intercourse with her.  She giggled and I told her she was a NASTY BITCH.  I continued to fuck that asshole.
55:00 <British^Meat> y?
00:00 <umitisthatdayudie> hi
01:00 <umitisthatdayudie> u wanta start
01:00 <umitisthatdayudie> see the ping outs
01:00 <umitisthatdayudie> come on cunt
01:00 <umitisthatdayudie> wanta start
02:00 <umitisthatdayudie> fuck
02:00 <umitisthatdayudie> spastic cunts
02:00 <umitisthatdayudie> thats ya job
02:00 <umitisthatdayudie> or is it
04:00 <umitisthatdayudie> come on cunt
04:00 <umitisthatdayudie> weak dog
04:00 <umitisthatdayudie> fuck
05:00 <umitisthatdayudie> im up for comfronting
05:00 <British^Meat> no
05:00 <umitisthatdayudie> fucken weak dog cunt
05:00 <TheRon> nice language to walk in on
06:00 <umitisthatdayudie> i love head psych of two states
06:00 <umitisthatdayudie> and like
06:00 <umitisthatdayudie> u wanta start
06:00 <umitisthatdayudie> fuck
06:00 <umitisthatdayudie> u got a problem
06:00 <umitisthatdayudie> watch out
07:00 <Kelevra> Lol
07:00 <TheRon> time of the month?
07:00 <British^Meat> which one is this?
07:00 <British^Meat> got my suspisions...
07:00 <TheRon> people are so angry these days
07:00 <umitisthatdayudie> wheres the young one i kissed behind the shed
07:00 <umitisthatdayudie> when i was 11
08:00 <umitisthatdayudie> thats all i care
08:00 <Kelevra> Haha
08:00 <umitisthatdayudie> fried
08:00 <umitisthatdayudie> yep
10:00 <Kelevra> TheRon: do you ever get angry?
10:00 <umitisthatdayudie> yep they do
10:00 <TheRon> when i run out of beer
10:00 <umitisthatdayudie> shut up they say
10:00 <umitisthatdayudie> i got beer
10:00 <umitisthatdayudie> think 2 left
10:00 <umitisthatdayudie> from 12
10:00 <Kelevra> Aww
10:00 <umitisthatdayudie> and like
10:00 <umitisthatdayudie> fuck ya
10:00 <umitisthatdayudie> u wanta
11:00 <umitisthatdayudie> be retarded
11:00 <umitisthatdayudie> terms
11:00 <umitisthatdayudie> of facts
11:00 <umitisthatdayudie> down to terms of facts
11:00 <umitisthatdayudie> means years
11:00 <umitisthatdayudie> ur fucked
11:00 <umitisthatdayudie> lol
11:00 <British^Meat> oh, that drongo
11:00 <British^Meat> nuff said
11:00 <TheRon> we so need this text run over hitler from downfall
12:00 <umitisthatdayudie> lol jail time
12:00 <umitisthatdayudie> coming your way
12:00 <Kelevra> There's a broken beer in the freezer here, its quite bothersome
12:00 <umitisthatdayudie> all i can say
12:00 <umitisthatdayudie> lol
12:00 <umitisthatdayudie> ur fucked
12:00 <umitisthatdayudie> good on u
13:00 <umitisthatdayudie> who had what shed
13:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol mel
13:00 <TheRon> broken beer?
13:00 <Kelevra> I suspect its been in there since Monday, the investigation has begun as to who put it in there
13:00 <umitisthatdayudie> broken beer . #tag
14:00 <Kelevra> Broken beer bottle, all the beer has spilt and froze
14:00 <umitisthatdayudie> no shit
14:00 <umitisthatdayudie> the msytery
14:00 <Kelevra> Its a crownie so there's two suspects
14:00 <umitisthatdayudie> omg
14:00 <Kelevra> One was drunker then the other
14:00 <umitisthatdayudie> 2
14:00 <umitisthatdayudie> yeah
14:00 <Kelevra> Yes
15:00 <TheRon> it wasn't me i swear
15:00 <Kelevra> Do you drink crownies?
15:00 <umitisthatdayudie> no
15:00 <TheRon> on occasion
15:00 <beagle> http://www.tpnn.com/2015/02/03/breaking-white-house-on-lockdown/
15:00 <Kelevra> But you love beer so much you'd never waste it
15:00 <TheRon> i even drink the black crownies
16:00 <Kelevra> Never heard of black crownies
16:00 <TheRon> get a tap king they're brilliant
16:00 <Kelevra> Sounds like a gang
16:00 <Kelevra> 'Those black crownies shot my brother'
17:00 <TheRon> i get nervous when i'm alone in a lift with a black crownie
18:00 <Kelevra> Lol
18:00 <Kelevra> They don't have blondes on tap kings I don't think
18:00 <Kelevra> Can you reuse the tap thing?
18:00 <TheRon> i hink there's something similar
19:00 <TheRon> yes
19:00 <Kelevra> Probably boags or something
19:00 <Kelevra> Fat yak is alright
19:00 <TheRon> once you have the thing, you just keep buying the bottles
19:00 <Kelevra> Ahh
19:00 <Kelevra> Work out cheaper I suppose hey
20:00 <TheRon> $24 for 10 pots
20:00 <Kelevra> Ahh
21:00 <TheRon> i keep a stein in the freezer
22:00 <umitisthatdayudie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF_XIGgq6Tc
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kiesza 2014 (Dec 18, 2014) - Category: Music - views - 1 likes (33.3%), 2 dislikes (66.7%)
22:00 <Kelevra> I thought that's a glas
22:00 <Kelevra> S
22:00 <umitisthatdayudie> s
22:00 <umitisthatdayudie> undies
22:00 <umitisthatdayudie> shit stained
22:00 <umitisthatdayudie> fuck
22:00 <TheRon> 500ml stein
22:00 <umitisthatdayudie> ya fuck
22:00 <Kelevra> My kid just decided I'm a good chair
22:00 <umitisthatdayudie> 1 draught
22:00 <umitisthatdayudie> left
23:00 <TheRon> they do that
27:00 <Kelevra> God bless America
27:00 <TheRon> why?
28:00 <umitisthatdayudie> u know club 3d right
28:00 <Kelevra> Cause its the land of the hreat
28:00 <Kelevra> Great
28:00 <umitisthatdayudie> Kelevra
28:00 <umitisthatdayudie> u know 3d
28:00 <umitisthatdayudie> i fill that floor once
28:00 <umitisthatdayudie> me djing
28:00 <Kelevra> Its just called 3d not 'club 3d'
28:00 <Kelevra> Lol
28:00 <umitisthatdayudie> b4 i opened
29:00 <umitisthatdayudie> u was like watch
29:00 <umitisthatdayudie> i
29:00 <Kelevra> Oh this is a big hay day story hey
29:00 <umitisthatdayudie> yeah and 2nd track i ever made
29:00 <umitisthatdayudie> got played at a castle
29:00 <Kelevra> I never watched anyone DJ there
29:00 <umitisthatdayudie> but nah
29:00 <umitisthatdayudie> i did lights at 3d
29:00 <Kelevra> Sounds exciting
29:00 <umitisthatdayudie> i was up in that crew
29:00 <BlackDevil> Taiwanese plane with 53 passengers crashes in Taipei river
29:00 <BlackDevil> RIP
29:00 <Kelevra> I did a lot of drugs there
30:00 <umitisthatdayudie> me too
30:00 <Kelevra> Wow we're twiins
30:00 <Kelevra> Twins evem
30:00 <umitisthatdayudie> i got tekken 1 on ps3
30:00 <Kelevra> Even, eh my ass is getting kicked
30:00 <TheRon> did you goto a rick james party too??
31:00 <Kelevra> Lol 
32:00 <Kelevra> Little smartass is behind me on the chair, I turn around and she has her pants off waving them out the back window
32:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha
32:00 <Kelevra> Definitely my daughter
32:00 <TheRon> and you've never done that
33:00 <Kelevra> I've done a lot of strange things
33:00 <TheRon> do you remember all their names?
34:00 <Doodle> loooool
38:00 <[Maverick]> hahahahaha
39:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
40:00 <NeoGeo64> ン
40:00 <Kelevra> Just had these Thai noodles and drank the sauce, bad fkn idea
41:00 <Kelevra> Fkn chili galore
41:00 <TheRon> chilli will clean the system out
41:00 <Kelevra> Yeah that's true, I do like it as hot as it gets
42:00 <Kelevra> Although I might die oneday
42:00 <Kelevra> Well I know I'll die just hoping its not from chili consumption
43:00 <TheRon> i love my chilli
43:00 <matrix> evening all
43:00 <matrix> well afternoon
44:00 <TheRon> hello
44:00 <matrix> how are you Theron
44:00 <TheRon> very well indeed
44:00 <matrix> that is good to hear
45:00 <matrix> much happening in here today
45:00 <TheRon> more livelier than usual
45:00 <Kelevra> Few angry people
45:00 <matrix> same as usual then
45:00 <matrix> lol
45:00 <Kelevra> Lol
45:00 <TheRon> ppl just need to chill
45:00 <matrix> Its good when things dont change
46:00 <matrix> nah it would get boring here if they all chilled
46:00 <matrix> half the fun is the angry trolls
46:00 <umitisthatdayudie> f              ______    
46:00 <umitisthatdayudie> l             (__  __) 
46:00 <umitisthatdayudie> a               /  \
46:00 <umitisthatdayudie> t            (((>__<)))
46:00 <Kelevra> That's true, abit of anger never hurt anyone
46:00 <umitisthatdayudie> hammer head
46:00 <umitisthatdayudie> lols
46:00 <matrix> Kelevra: as long as it's controlled :-)
46:00 <beagle> im downloading several pinball games
47:00 <TheRon> why?
47:00 <BlackDevil> dont do that again umitisthatdayudie
47:00 <matrix> beagle: hopefully one of them will work
47:00 <BlackDevil> chris
47:00 <beagle> 1mb/sec and 3 different torrents
47:00 <beagle> pinball arcade or something
47:00 <beagle> 4gigs
47:00 <matrix> I use to have an awesome pinball game on the C64
47:00 <umitisthatdayudie> beach is on fire
47:00 <umitisthatdayudie> abc 24
47:00 <matrix> but I dont have a C64 anymore
47:00 <beagle> i have 4 or 5 commodore 64s
47:00 <umitisthatdayudie> not c64
48:00 <beagle> first one is from victoria i bought it over there
48:00 <beagle> its only one that still works
48:00 <umitisthatdayudie> fuck
48:00 <beagle> i have hundreds of floppy disks but need to check which power supplies work
48:00 <matrix> I dont like that nick at all
48:00 <TheRon> how can a cunt lick one's puss?
48:00 <matrix> Pus I think he means
48:00 <matrix> lol
49:00 <BlackDevil> change the nickname chris
49:00 <BlackDevil> thanks
49:00 <Kelevra> Omg you're being all strict, how cute
49:00 <TheRon> just makes no sense
49:00 <matrix> BD can we just boot it till it becomes normal
49:00 <BlackDevil> Kelevra dont talk
49:00 <Kelevra> Why?
49:00 <BlackDevil> because im being all strict
49:00 <matrix> ROFL
49:00 <matrix> BD is being all Dominant ROFL
50:00 <matrix> sorry
50:00 <Kelevra> Aww how even cuter!
50:00 <nickoff> brb
50:00 <zaim> http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/cms/autos/Boldride/Stig-Wife-1.jpg
50:00 <matrix> Take your time
51:00 <BlackDevil> lol
52:00 <matrix> a bit raunchy for the Stig
52:00 <matrix> lol
52:00 <TheRon> did stig talk?
52:00 <matrix> too much skin showing
52:00 <TheRon> mrs stig?
53:00 <TheRon> alanis morrsiette - isn't it moronic
54:00 <nickoff> dont u think
54:00 <nickoff> its like pain on ya 
54:00 <nickoff> fycj
54:00 <TheRon> i can't name one thing in that song that is actually ironic
54:00 <nickoff> its sarcastic
54:00 <nickoff> not ironinc
56:00 <nickoff> iron on inc
56:00 <nickoff> i ron ic
56:00 <nickoff> fy
56:00 <nickoff> i
56:00 <nickoff> barch
56:00 <matrix> TheRon agreed
56:00 <matrix> but what is Irony
57:00 <matrix> you win the lotto then die without being able to use the money
57:00 <TheRon> rain on your wedding day?
57:00 <matrix> is that Ironic?
57:00 <matrix> The best day of your life (supposedly) and it pisses down rain on you lol
58:00 <matrix> Its fine if you love the rain
58:00 <TheRon> the irony of saying you gave a gf yet you're on irc
58:00 <matrix> lol indeed
59:00 <beagle> so its pinball fx2 im getting
59:00 <beagle> and pinball arcade
59:00 <beagle> and 1st once just says pinball
59:00 <matrix> should be fun, they all have pinball in the name
59:00 <TheRon> see beagle is on irc needing to play with his own balls
59:00 <matrix> lol
59:00 <matrix> yep
00:00 <beagle> i heard of a guy in 1980s he told me he won lotto n lost his winning division 1 ticket with 3 million dollars winnings on it
01:00 <British^Meat> beagle, why did u go mental the other night?
01:00 <TheRon> winning the lotto and serving a life in prison seems ironic
01:00 <British^Meat> do you need help chad K?
02:00 <TheRon> yes, but it's probably not why he went off on one
04:00 <beagle> too much port wine !
04:00 <beagle> i was like hrm something happened 
04:00 <beagle> i woke up couldnt get in
04:00 <British^Meat> does this tell u anything CK?
04:00 <beagle> im gonna close austnet if i drink
04:00 <British^Meat> anything at all?
04:00 <British^Meat> anything rattling around in that brain of yours when you go MENTAL and come back all apologetic E V E R Y T I M E??
04:00 <beagle> pinball fx2 finished downloading
05:00 <British^Meat> lol
05:00 <British^Meat> doucher
05:00 <TheRon> cause i fell on black days, i fell on black days
05:00 <beagle> so this is some sort of 3d pinball
05:00 <beagle> installing it now
08:00 <beagle> ok it works beautifully 100fps or so
08:00 <beagle> 2013 game
08:00 <TheRon> install lesuire suit larry
08:00 <beagle> i think its a demo !
09:00 <beagle> i liked leisure suit larry at the university game
09:00 <TheRon> he's the man
09:00 <beagle> good to have powerfulish video card in laptop while desktops down
09:00 <beagle> still can play games with no hassles atleast some game
10:00 <beagle> most old some new
10:00 <TheRon> sounds nerdy
21:00 <TheRon> i like beer
21:00 <matrix> beer is good
22:00 <TheRon> if only ballarat had strip joints
25:00 <matrix> come to Melbourne, plenty of strip joints
25:00 <matrix> and joints you can strip lol
25:00 <TheRon> nice
25:00 <matrix> or just come for a joint ;)
26:00 <TheRon> me being naked doesn't bother me, my bother other people though
26:00 <TheRon> i don't smoke
26:00 <matrix> nor do I, was just trying for a response
26:00 <matrix> I do that
26:00 <matrix> lol
28:00 <TheRon> you nude up at public events?
31:00 <TheRon> she's my best friends's girl, but she used to be mine
35:00 <TheRon> ooooh you make lovin' fun
37:00 <matrix> sorry was distracted elsewhere
37:00 <British^Meat> oh my
37:00 <matrix> I dont quite nude up lol
37:00 <TheRon> all good
37:00 <matrix> Maybe I should
37:00 <matrix> ROFL
37:00 <matrix> I like to be in control
38:00 <TheRon> i find that hard to believe
39:00 <TheRon> druff: likes breasts
40:00 <druff> i sure do
40:00 <druff> breasts #1
40:00 <TheRon> they are wonderful
41:00 <druff> breasts are like scoring a personal 300*
41:00 <matrix> Bmeh seen one boob seen em all
41:00 <matrix> just bags of fatty tissue with a nipple on the end
41:00 <matrix> some have traces of silicon
41:00 <TheRon> they're magical
41:00 <TheRon> they make normal blokes to stupid things
42:00 <TheRon> do
42:00 <druff> so does beer
43:00 <TheRon> i love both
43:00 <matrix> beer makes everyone do stupid things
43:00 <druff> then combine them and men have no chance but do stupid things
44:00 <matrix> howdy student
44:00 <TheRon> student hates breasts
44:00 <matrix> maybe student likes bottoms
44:00 <matrix> or legs
44:00 <Student> hello matrix
44:00 <TheRon> could be
44:00 <matrix> not everyone likes breasts
45:00 <matrix> Student: how are you today
45:00 <TheRon> well they should damn it
45:00 <Student> matrix, i am doing fine, thank you :)
45:00 <matrix> My ex hated her boobs lol
45:00 <matrix> was nothing wrong with them, they look fine, nice shape, nice size
45:00 <matrix> but have to admit her best asset was her sexy ass
46:00 <TheRon> chicks get paranoid about boobs, no idea why
47:00 <matrix> she just didnt like them, no paranoia
47:00 <TheRon> i don't like my breasts either
52:00 <Student> breast break 
52:00 <matrix> break breast
52:00 <Student> one never know, TheRon might have gone to break his breasts
53:00 <matrix> lol
53:00 <TheRon> don't worry, be happy
53:00 <Student> no money, no honey 
56:00 <matrix> you can get a honey without money
56:00 <matrix> if you know how to carry yourself
57:00 <Student> sound like an effort
58:00 <FredFlinstone> go Juddy
58:00 <matrix> one d isnt it ?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm Wiccan but how the hell do I know that Goddess exists unless I'm standing in front of her?
04:00 <Vagisil> i seriously doubt actual conciousness exists though
04:00 <Bastardly_One> if you do feel anything when dead I'll be like
04:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that was a load of bollocks yeah?
04:00 <Doodle> ow?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
04:00 <Vagisil> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm Wiccan but how the hell do I know that Goddess exists unless I'm standing in front of her?
04:00 <Vagisil> i seriously doubt actual conciousness exists though
04:00 <Bastardly_One> if you do feel anything when dead I'll be like
04:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that was a load of bollocks yeah?
04:00 <Doodle> ow?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
04:00 <Vagisil> lol
05:00 <Vagisil> man
05:00 <Vagisil> if i die
05:00 <Vagisil> and i end up in front of god
05:00 <Vagisil> ill kill him
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd praise him for his great work from one sadist to another
05:00 <Vagisil> lol
05:00 <Vagisil> man
05:00 <Vagisil> if i die
05:00 <Vagisil> and i end up in front of god
05:00 <Vagisil> ill kill him
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd praise him for his great work from one sadist to another
05:00 <Vagisil> lol
06:00 <Kelevra> That'd be so deep of I wasn't so fkn bored
06:00 <Vagisil> man this hairdresser that did my hair was weird
06:00 <Vagisil> shes like shaven my hairline back 
06:00 <Vagisil> but not with clippers with a blade thing
06:00 <Vagisil> just on the temples though
06:00 <Bastardly_One> a disposable instead?
06:00 <Kelevra> That'd be so deep of I wasn't so fkn bored
06:00 <Vagisil> man this hairdresser that did my hair was weird
06:00 <Vagisil> shes like shaven my hairline back 
06:00 <Vagisil> but not with clippers with a blade thing
06:00 <Vagisil> just on the temples though
06:00 <Bastardly_One> a disposable instead?
07:00 <Vagisil> nah like a single blade thing
07:00 <Vagisil> flickblade shaver thing
07:00 <Vagisil> i dunno
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
07:00 <Vagisil> maybe it was one of those things that rips hair
07:00 <Vagisil> i cant remember
07:00 <Bastardly_One> a cut throat thing
07:00 <Vagisil> but now my temple hairline feels funny
07:00 <Vagisil> nah like a single blade thing
07:00 <Vagisil> flickblade shaver thing
07:00 <Vagisil> i dunno
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
07:00 <Vagisil> maybe it was one of those things that rips hair
07:00 <Vagisil> i cant remember
07:00 <Bastardly_One> a cut throat thing
07:00 <Vagisil> but now my temple hairline feels funny
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