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22:14:00 <picard> Anyways I'm off to bed
22:14:00 <picard> Night
22:14:00 <Serenity> night
22:15:00 <Skirmish> I had a mega headache this morning. felt like something was trying to get out of my skull from the inside.
22:15:00 <Skirmish> I think that was stress though because I woke up an hour late and then even though I was running late I had to poop for 20mins.
22:15:00 <Skirmish> Once I got to work and took a panadol it went away.
22:16:00 <Serenity> i can take 80mg of codeine and it wont even touch the sides when i have a migraine
22:17:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I don't want to experience that.
22:22:00 <Vagisil> wow
22:22:00 <Vagisil> iinet expect me to stay on hold for over 1 hour
22:22:00 <Vagisil> no option for callback
22:22:00 <Vagisil> cunts.
22:22:00 <Weslov> anyone know when this years bigbrother auditions would be held?
22:23:00 <Vagisil> kuwait
22:23:00 <amelia> they do have option for callback
22:23:00 <Vagisil> Yeh i know
22:23:00 <Vagisil> apparently not for me
22:23:00 <amelia> AHAHAH
22:23:00 <amelia> blacklisted
22:23:00 <Vagisil> lol
22:23:00 <amelia> :P
22:23:00 <Vagisil> 1 hour wait for support what cunts
22:23:00 <simba> just kuwait and see
22:24:00 <christopher> made the tony abbott remix
22:24:00 <christopher> simba
22:25:00 <christopher> gotta find picture meme for video
22:25:00 <Skirmish> I have to admit that simba's jokes are often worth a real lol.
22:25:00 <simba> meme it up
22:25:00 <simba> the 1 of him in the sunnies?
22:27:00 <Vagisil> well
22:27:00 <Vagisil> at least half my problems are solved
22:28:00 <Vagisil> finally decided on a replacement car today
22:28:00 <Vagisil> nice feeling
22:30:00 <Doodle> is it a low loader so you can take your wife too
22:30:00 <amelia> you bully
22:30:00 <Doodle> i'm not a bully
22:31:00 <amsy> liar
22:31:00 <Doodle> :o
22:31:00 <Doodle> et tu, amsy?
22:32:00 <amsy> good thx
22:32:00 <Doodle> .
22:32:00 <amsy> lol
22:32:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/3ndozRb.jpg
22:33:00 <Taco> 16,13o fuk yea dats hawt
22:37:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
22:37:00 <Doodle> hai Sunbeam
22:38:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Doodle :)
22:38:00 <Sunbeam> hi Digerati :)
22:38:00 <Doodle> whats happening
22:38:00 <couleurs> hee hee
22:38:00 <Digerati> hey
22:38:00 <Digerati> bored shitless as usual :)
22:38:00 <Sunbeam> err dunno...just got here :)
22:38:00 <Sunbeam> hi Colours :)
22:38:00 <Doodle> everyone is naked
22:38:00 <Sunbeam> hi DragonMaster :)
22:39:00 <Doodle> your turn
22:39:00 <couleurs> hi Sumbean :)
22:39:00 <Digerati> i found a tv that i like but
22:40:00 <couleurs> what kinda tv...
22:40:00 <Digerati> http://www.nordmende.ie/smart-tv/NM65S300
22:40:00 <Doodle> good one couleurs
22:40:00 <Digerati> i kinda like it
22:41:00 <Digerati> i don't like the stand
22:41:00 <Digerati> then again, i could mount it i spose
22:41:00 <Doodle> its in ireland
22:41:00 <couleurs> y don't u just get a tv from here like every1 else
22:42:00 <Digerati> that is from here
22:42:00 <Doodle> the website is ireland
22:42:00 <Digerati> yes they are
22:42:00 <Digerati> but there are retailers here in Australia, that import that brand
22:43:00 <Doodle> who
22:43:00 <Digerati> harvey norman import grundig
22:43:00 <Digerati> might just get grundig
22:43:00 <Digerati> philips is my last choice
22:44:00 <Digerati> will have to look at who imports nordmende
22:44:00 <Doodle> nobody
22:44:00 <Digerati> nordmende was popular in the 70's
22:44:00 <couleurs> grundig lol
22:44:00 <amsy> its just a tv
22:44:00 <Doodle> it wont pick up australian channels without australian firmware on it
22:44:00 <couleurs> Digerati is so old he's still stuck in the 70s
22:44:00 <amsy> god damn.
22:44:00 <Digerati> grundig is german
22:44:00 <amsy> its turkish now
22:44:00 <Doodle> you wont be able to watch anything on it
22:45:00 <amsy> so good luck with that
22:45:00 <Digerati> harvey norman is selling grundig
22:45:00 <Weslov> all these shitty electrical goods brands that they sell at like, go-lo and the reject shop
22:45:00 <couleurs> bet that nordmende tv is made in china and so is the grundig
22:45:00 <Weslov> lenovo flatscreen tv
22:45:00 <Weslov> bought it from go-lo for $40
22:45:00 <Doodle> i bought a soniq its the best tv i've had
22:45:00 <Doodle> cheap shit
22:45:00 <Doodle> but it works
22:45:00 <Weslov> lasted for 3 weeks then stopped turning on
22:46:00 <Digerati> hahaha
22:46:00 <christopher> this is me
22:46:00 <christopher> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/space
22:46:00 <couleurs> soniq the hedgehog tv
22:46:00 <christopher> u dont look as good as that cunt
22:46:00 <Doodle> yeee
22:46:00 <Doodle> its awes
22:46:00 <couleurs> yes i do chris fuk u
22:47:00 <christopher> nah u dont
22:47:00 <couleurs> lol
22:47:00 <Doodle> lol
22:47:00 <Doodle> fkn hell
22:47:00 <amsy> lmao
22:47:00 <Doodle> looks like you're trying to fart
22:47:00 <couleurs> lolol
22:47:00 <christopher> lol
22:47:00 <Doodle> or you did and it didnt impress you
22:48:00 <Doodle> iz dat all u got butt
22:48:00 <christopher> what
22:48:00 <christopher> i as tall as doors nearlly
22:48:00 <Doodle> i know i've seen you kick doorframes
22:48:00 <christopher> they nearlly didnt cater for me
22:48:00 <Skirmish> Go Hisense. 50inch LED for $750
22:48:00 <christopher> in house design
22:49:00 <Skirmish> To be fair it was on special as it was the last of the old style and the new model was out.
22:49:00 <amsy> can i see some doorfrme kicking?
22:49:00 <amsy> frame*
22:49:00 <slinky_J> frame*
22:49:00 <christopher> nah
22:49:00 <christopher> i shuffle more now
22:49:00 <Doodle> .
22:49:00 <christopher> i king of spins
22:49:00 <Doodle> ms?
22:49:00 <christopher> yeah
22:49:00 <couleurs> fame hallelulah it's raining fame
22:49:00 <Doodle> every specimame
22:49:00 <christopher> i spin 540
22:49:00 <christopher> on my heel
22:50:00 <christopher> and shit
22:50:00 <Doodle> then fall over?
22:50:00 <christopher> nup
22:50:00 <Doodle> crazy
22:50:00 <christopher> at least 360
22:50:00 <christopher> but thing 540
22:50:00 <Doodle> are you sure its not just your head spinning
22:50:00 <christopher> then do 360 on other heel
22:51:00 <christopher> i fucken invented the shuffle
22:51:00 <Doodle> i wouldnt tell people that
22:51:00 <christopher> i told my doctor
22:51:00 <christopher> i got 100k
22:51:00 <christopher> as well as the world is piss and shit
22:51:00 <Doodle> cool...
22:52:00 <christopher> i can make music live
22:52:00 <christopher> like thats a skill
22:52:00 <christopher> just with a computer mouse
22:52:00 <Doodle> i'm too stoned to listen to your meth rant
22:53:00 <christopher> i dont do meth
22:53:00 <Doodle> maybe you should
22:53:00 <shmiksi> is irc all munted without the happy now?
22:53:00 <christopher> but i stoned too
22:53:00 <Doodle> everybody here is miserable shmiksi
22:54:00 <amelia> meth is such a dirty drug
22:54:00 <slinky_J> i yawned
22:54:00 <amsy> im happy!
22:54:00 <Doodle> agreed amelia
22:54:00 <Doodle> stop it amsy
22:54:00 <Doodle> makes me sick
22:54:00 <Doodle> to my stomach
22:54:00 <amsy> haha
22:54:00 <Doodle> :P
22:55:00 <shmiksi> well then i fit in doodle
22:55:00 <couleurs> huhuhu
22:55:00 <Doodle> welcome shmiksi
22:55:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Soul Asylum - Misery.mp3 (5.57MB 128kbps Stereo 6:05)
22:55:00 <shmiksi> good to be here doodle.
22:56:00 <simba> every 1 i know seems to have a soniq or teac lcd
22:56:00 <Doodle> teac is garbage
22:56:00 <Doodle> imo
22:57:00 <amsy> samsung
22:57:00 <Doodle> my broken tv in the spare room is a samsung
22:57:00 <simba> me old teac crt tv is good
22:57:00 <Doodle> also garbage
22:58:00 <Skirmish> [22:54] <amelia> meth is such a dirty drug <---- Nah if you ask Pieter, meth is just as good for you as vitamin C.
22:58:00 <simba> i had a samsung lcd and it died
22:58:00 <Doodle> pieter isnt here anymore so we cant ask him
22:58:00 <Doodle> maybe we can ask him on his cool new fb page
22:58:00 <Skirmish> lol yeah I heard he threw a bit of a tanty.
22:58:00 <Doodle> lol
22:58:00 <Doodle> a bit
22:58:00 <amelia> yuck
22:58:00 <Doodle> kno ur intanet bulleez
22:58:00 <Skirmish> Restarted his anti bullying facebook page with Delta?
22:58:00 <Doodle> something like that
22:59:00 <Doodle> but with less delta
22:59:00 <Doodle> and more meth rants
22:59:00 <Skirmish> Ricki Lee and Delta I think he said were on it.
22:59:00 <Doodle> lolol
22:59:00 <Doodle> nobody is on it
22:59:00 <couleurs> lol
22:59:00 <Skirmish> Just his 4sqaure updates when he goes out for takeaway food.
22:59:00 <Maurice> There were 6 people on the one I saw yesterday
22:59:00 <couleurs> hahaha
22:59:00 <Doodle> yeah some poor people who joined it then realised wtf it is
23:00:00 <Doodle> HOW DO I UNJOIN
23:00:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: None of them famous celebrities?
23:00:00 <couleurs> @Hungry Jacks having chicken nugs
23:00:00 <Maurice> They all looked like him in varying stages of dressups
23:00:00 <Skirmish> couleurs: lol dems the ones.
23:00:00 <Doodle> yeah every twitter entry from pieter is from either a supermarket or a fast food outlet
23:00:00 <Skirmish> LOL 6 of Pieter's personalities.
23:00:00 <Doodle> and about how sexy he is
23:00:00 <simba> lol
23:00:00 <couleurs> $1 4 8 pieces fucken bargen mate nom nom nom!!!!
23:00:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00:00 <TokenDaRing> Pieter posts FB status saying how great his Red Rooster was
23:01:00 <simba> *muah* mah lil lemmings
23:01:00 <Skirmish> How did it go ... the one that said something like "Why am I not sexy to the female jack rabbits" or something similar.
23:01:00 <TokenDaRing> or how great his HJ's burger tasted
23:01:00 <couleurs> lmao
23:01:00 <Doodle> loooool Skirmish
23:01:00 <Doodle> i saw that
23:01:00 <amsy> lol
23:01:00 <Doodle> 'maybe its cos i'm a fucking greaseball psycho'
23:01:00 <amsy> his plate of food ruled
23:01:00 <couleurs> he's hilarious some1 unban him
23:01:00 <Skirmish> LMAO all the food groups covered!
23:01:00 <TokenDaRing> Pieter's an idiot
23:01:00 <Doodle> i hope someone is pasting all this to him so he can post it on his page
23:02:00 <TokenDaRing> "No info given retarding any bullies / trouble makers are not illegal as defamation isnot possibl as a charge and all details including contact detials are real and were poublically listed elsewhere"
23:02:00 <TokenDaRing> that's not how defamation works you fucking idiot
23:02:00 <Doodle> loool
23:02:00 <simba> i purposefully demean pieter due to jealousy
23:02:00 <Doodle> dude thats not how english works
23:02:00 <Skirmish> We're all jealous. We all want the part of our brain that processses logic and reason to be fried by drugs to the point of no return.
23:03:00 <shmiksi> hang on, doodle said greaseball
23:03:00 <Doodle> i did
23:03:00 <Doodle> did i offend your delicate sensibilities
23:03:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: It seems he has privacy and defamation a tad mixed up.
23:05:00 <Crip> HI KENTS
23:05:00 <Crip> including doodle
23:05:00 <Crip> brb bong
23:05:00 <Doodle> \o/
23:05:00 <Doodle> /U\
23:05:00 <Doodle> sup g
23:05:00 <Crip> oh hai
23:05:00 <Crip> no brb
23:05:00 <Crip> sfa mang
23:05:00 <Doodle> lol
23:05:00 <Doodle> go
23:05:00 <Taco> defamation iz privacy looool
23:05:00 <Crip> not long home after a bbq
23:05:00 <Doodle> nice
23:05:00 <Crip> thats what she said
23:06:00 <Doodle> teeehehehe
23:06:00 <Skirmish> I am going to have some ice cream and watch some Justified.
23:06:00 <Doodle> k shower time bbs
23:06:00 <Crip> hows life in the life of the pimp doodle
23:06:00 <Crip> okies
23:06:00 <Crip> talk soon
23:08:00 <couleurs> Brb amsy
23:08:00 <amsy> ok cc xx
23:08:00 <Crip> ohh amsy
23:08:00 <Serenity> lol pieter
23:08:00 <Crip> and serentiy
23:08:00 <Crip> its like a parteh
23:08:00 <amsy> hey crip
23:08:00 <Crip> herrods
23:09:00 <Crip> -d
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> make sure you keep the noise down after twelve then
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> if you young people are having a party
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't wanna hear it
23:09:00 <amelia> then fuck off old cunt
23:10:00 <Bastardly_One> useless calling the cops ... you'll all be passed out before they get there
23:10:00 <Bastardly_One> report a crime in this town and you might get a response in 3hrs
23:10:00 <Bastardly_One> and hai Crip
23:11:00 <Crip> hai dude
23:12:00 <Crip> hows it hanging ?
23:12:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: do you know this from experience?
23:12:00 <Crip> last time i reported a crime here (squater living in the shed out the back) 14 mins on hold... 3 mins repsonse time with 4 cars
23:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… that was a shit movie :/
23:12:00 <Crip> oc spray drawn ready to attack
23:13:00 <Crip> and they did
23:13:00 <Crip> lol
23:13:00 <Crip> pro tip: be friendsly on the phone and provide exact details
23:14:00 <Crip> and its been 3 months, and no swautters
23:14:00 <Crip> -w +q
23:15:00 <Digerati> i fell in a ring of fire !
23:16:00 <TokenDaRing> good
23:17:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc
23:17:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ring of Fire Johnny Cash Views: 13,173,646 Uploaded: Apr 15, 2007 Duration: 2 Minutes 44 Seconds
23:19:00 <Doodle> what movie kate
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> prometheus
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lameo
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> see, i knew it would be lame
23:20:00 <Doodle> i assume it was lame
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's why i avoided it for …. years
23:21:00 <couleurs> it was good when the chicks were in their underwears ;)
23:21:00 <Doodle> kekeke
23:21:00 <Digerati> three things is all a marshall needs, bible, bullets and flag
23:21:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_1H2njznEU
23:21:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: CHARLIE DANIELS BAND-SIMPLE MAN Views: 318,762 Uploaded: Nov 26, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 21 Seconds
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> bandage underware ftw
23:22:00 <couleurs> told u ;)
23:24:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb9dMphjOfU
23:24:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Comedy Company | Jophesine Uploaded: Published on Aug 17, 2014 Duration: 4 Minutes 13 Seconds
23:25:00 <Serenity> someone bring me hjs
23:25:00 <Serenity> ta
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
23:25:00 <Maurice> And me
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> no and no
23:25:00 <Serenity> dont you dare
23:25:00 <couleurs> OK, Pieter
23:26:00 <amsy> Sister 2 Sister - Sister: http://youtu.be/0fqMHnszhxE
23:26:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sister 2 Sister - Sister Views: 189,655</div> Uploaded: May 22, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 40 Seconds
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> and if you z line me i'll complain to the ops! *shakes fist*
23:26:00 <couleurs> Sister 2 Sister !!!!!!!!!!!
23:26:00 <Weslov> by hjs, do you mean 1. handjobs 2. headjobs or 3. hungry jacks?
23:26:00 <amsy> ;))))))
23:26:00 <Serenity> 3
23:26:00 <Weslov> ah ok
23:26:00 <Doodle> lesbians
23:26:00 <nate> hungry hungry hippos!
23:26:00 <Serenity> i am not bringing you lesbians
23:26:00 <Doodle> pls
23:26:00 <Doodle> just one
23:27:00 <Doodle> wait no
23:27:00 <Doodle> nm
23:27:00 <Weslov> hj burgers are way too soggy though, they're full of sauces n juices from the tomatoes and veggies in it
23:27:00 <Serenity> will you buy her a coke
23:27:00 <Digerati> serenity, i got a song for b1 :)
23:27:00 <couleurs> teh original veronicas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:27:00 <Weslov> the bread buns just melts apart in yout hand
23:27:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnZxsTJHVrc
23:27:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: David Allan Coe - Fuckin' In The Butt Views: 759,235 Uploaded: Oct 5, 2011 Duration: 2 Minutes 16 Seconds
23:27:00 <amsy> agreed
23:27:00 <Serenity> why do you keep going on about b1
23:27:00 <Digerati> b1, that song is for you
23:27:00 <Serenity> dunno what hjs youre going to but ours arent soggy
23:27:00 <simba> no one loves you like your family
23:27:00 <nate> b1 is a champion!
23:27:00 <Weslov> i just ate a ultimate whopper yesterday
23:28:00 <Weslov> and ended up having to eat it in peices
23:28:00 <Crip> same trout, or was yours filleted?
23:28:00 <Weslov> coz the wet bread didnt hold together
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> please
23:28:00 <Crip> I much prefer to be slappppppppppppped with a scaled and filleted trout
23:28:00 <Doodle> both
23:29:00 <Crip> got plently of work sir dude EL ?
23:29:00 <amsy> ive only had subway this year
23:29:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgXTBqiKE3k
23:29:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Vanessa Amorosi - Absolutely Everybody Views: 996,147 Uploaded: Apr 21, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 54 Seconds
23:29:00 <amsy> yes
23:29:00 <Doodle> not really, picking up now tho
23:29:00 <amsy> yesssss
23:29:00 <couleurs> lol
23:29:00 <Crip> No work for you means a safer victoria
23:29:00 <Crip> so im happppppppy either way
23:29:00 <Doodle> unfortunately
23:29:00 <Doodle> lol
23:30:00 <Serenity> not like here
23:30:00 <Serenity> we've had fires for nearly 4 weeks straight
23:30:00 <Doodle> i might move there sezz
23:30:00 <Crip> Yeah its all warm over there serentiy
23:30:00 <Doodle> $$$
23:30:00 <Serenity> poor firefighters
23:30:00 <Maurice> Especially near me Sezz
23:30:00 <Serenity> youre not wrong crip
23:30:00 <Maurice> Those fuckers keep lighting them
23:30:00 <Serenity> hot as a mofo
23:30:00 <Doodle> i might move especially near maurice sezz
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo firemen
23:30:00 <Serenity> OH FINE
23:30:00 <Serenity> no need to rub it in that shes your fave
23:30:00 <Doodle> well whats halfway, the fuckin airport?
23:31:00 <Crip> I swear the firefighters / DSE / DNRE lught half the fires to get overtime
23:31:00 <Maurice> Excuse me, I paid hansomely to be his fave
23:31:00 <Serenity> no i live near the airport
23:31:00 <Serenity> lol
23:31:00 <Crip> its a saf fact
23:31:00 <Doodle> depi/delwp
23:31:00 <Weslov> wat grinds my gears about firefighters is that the ones that now has cancer from inhaling those chemical fumes n shit are all trying to sue the govt for handouts n shit
23:31:00 <Crip> dude, it was already hard enough to remember, why rename it ?
23:31:00 <Weslov> its like, hellllooooo, no one forced you to go into that occupation
23:31:00 <slinky_J> Serenity apparently no ghost face in scream pilot or episodes after that
23:31:00 <slinky_J> O_o
23:31:00 <Doodle> change of government
23:31:00 <slinky_J> Ghostface*
23:31:00 <Weslov> u were a responsible adult who chose that career out of your own choice and volition
23:31:00 <Doodle> fuck off Weslov everyone is entitled to be safe at work
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> buh bye tony
23:31:00 <Doodle> firefighter or not
23:32:00 <Doodle> dickhead
23:32:00 <Crip> well said doodl
23:32:00 <Crip> e
23:32:00 <Serenity> thats legit the dumbest shit ive ever read
23:32:00 <Maurice> They'd be a lot safer if fucktards stopped setting everything on fire
23:32:00 <Crip> I say the same at work, if you dont feel safe doing it, DONT
23:32:00 <TokenDaRing> Weslov: I hope someone sets your place on fire and no one comes to put it out
23:32:00 <Serenity> ^
23:32:00 <Weslov> why should someone else be held accountable and responsible for another grown adults decisions?
23:32:00 <Weslov> they were all of sound mind
23:32:00 <Weslov> and judgement
23:32:00 <Doodle> cos that was their JOB
23:32:00 <TokenDaRing> think about what you've said as your flesh burns and you're screaming in agony
23:33:00 <Maurice> So if I was to become a cop and got shot, it's my fault?
23:33:00 <Maurice> Not the dickbag who shot me?
23:33:00 <Crip> common sense is so like 90's Weslov
23:33:00 <Serenity> is he serious??
23:33:00 <Serenity> wtf
23:33:00 <Doodle> yeah if i become a lawnmower man and i get run over by my lawnmower, obv my fault
23:33:00 <Crip> now days we have procedures
23:33:00 <Serenity> love to see how far we'd all get without firefighters
23:33:00 <Maurice> I've seen rogue lawnmowers
23:33:00 <Maurice> Thats a dangerous career
23:33:00 <Weslov> no maurice, but my tax money shouldnt have to be used to pay you
23:33:00 <Doodle> inorite
23:33:00 <Crip> anasys / reduction / remvoal
23:33:00 <Weslov> once you've sued the govt
23:33:00 <Doodle> your tax money is used to pay all government employees
23:33:00 <Maurice> Right, when I'm shot in the line of duty, I'm personally suing Weslov
23:34:00 <Blarp> What about volunteer fire fighters then, the CFA etc
23:34:00 <Serenity> you dont pay tax
23:34:00 <Crip> dont you work in a mine Maurice :)
23:34:00 <Serenity> who are you kidding
23:34:00 <Crip> dirt cannon ?
23:34:00 <Weslov> i want my tax money to go to pay for new roads for me to drive on
23:34:00 <Weslov> fix the street lights
23:34:00 <Weslov> new hospital equipment etc
23:34:00 <Crip> :D
23:34:00 <Taco> lol @ Weslov
23:34:00 <Maurice> I'm a police officer
23:34:00 <Crip> oh rlly
23:34:00 <TokenDaRing> Weslov: ok that's fine, you don't have to pay tax, but you don't get health services, roads, police or anything
23:34:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
23:34:00 <Crip> noice !
23:34:00 <Doodle> welcome to 1964
23:34:00 <Crip> I thought u had some mining thing on the go
23:34:00 <Digerati> feekin groovy
23:34:00 <Maurice> Ok I'm not, I might just have the costume
23:34:00 <Crip> ahh hah
23:34:00 <Maurice> No, I used to work on the pipeline, now my husband works on the mine
23:34:00 <Crip> LIES
23:34:00 <Crip> INFADEL !!@!
23:34:00 <Taco> Weslov, does ur tax money pay for firefighters?
23:35:00 <Weslov> oh i dont get the police. boo freakin hoo
23:35:00 <Weslov> revenue raising bastards anyway
23:35:00 <Maurice> You don't pay tax when you're on the dole
23:35:00 <Crip> so my memory isnt that bad afterall
23:35:00 <TokenDaRing> Maurice: actually if you buy anything
23:35:00 <Crip> Sif pay tax on the dole
23:35:00 <Weslov> they will be onto you like fly into shit for a speeding ticket
23:35:00 <TokenDaRing> you're paying tax
23:35:00 <Serenity> WOW
23:35:00 <TokenDaRing> GST for one
23:35:00 <Weslov> but when theres an actual crime like a home invasion
23:35:00 <Crip> its all about stealing our tax
23:35:00 <Serenity> saemon hasnt changed at all
23:35:00 <Taco> Weslov, police enforce the law - the gov decides the direction & policy. You're really saying "i hate the gov"
23:35:00 <Weslov> takes them like 8 hours
23:35:00 <Weslov> to responf
23:35:00 <Maurice> The only job he's good for is being a buoy
23:36:00 <TokenDaRing> weslov: how was bali?
23:36:00 <TokenDaRing> been going to the gym lately?
23:36:00 <Taco> u guiz r all idiets n e ways
23:36:00 <Weslov> TokenDaRing i stopped goin to gym
23:36:00 <TokenDaRing> you never went
23:36:00 <TokenDaRing> liar
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, can you please deal with the person in ##
23:36:00 <Crip> as i said earlier, i was polite on the phone to the po po .. after 14 mins on hold, gav accurate description clear adress and whammo.. like 4 mins respsone
23:36:00 <Taco> no
23:36:00 <TokenDaRing> weren't you going to stalk the PT you wanted?
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> amelia and myself don't like his behaviour
23:37:00 <Maurice> Why are you even in that spasticated channel
23:37:00 <amelia> he is out of control
23:37:00 <Weslov> taco but sometimes, the police takes it upon themselves to flout the law
23:37:00 <Weslov> like they would let a hot chick off for speeding
23:37:00 <Taco> thats a criminal offense known as corruption
23:37:00 <simba> Weslovs all “but main streets still all cracked and broken!”
23:37:00 <Weslov> but they wont for a guy
23:37:00 <Doodle> a friend of mine is a cop and she has never let a hot chick off for speeding
23:38:00 <Weslov> its pretty much up to thier discretion
23:38:00 <Crip> weslov is like supertroll onCRACK
23:38:00 <Weslov> which is totally unjust
23:38:00 <simba> wait what
23:38:00 <simba> lmao i thought Weslov was Vagisil
23:38:00 <simba> stupid dumb nicknames
23:38:00 <Weslov> Doodle well duhhh
23:38:00 <Weslov> shes a female
23:38:00 <simba> y the hell r we entertaining jkl
23:38:00 <Doodle> she might be a lesbian
23:38:00 <Crip> ^
23:38:00 <Weslov> if the cop was male and the chick he catches for speeding was a hot female
23:38:00 <Weslov> then u will see bias treatment
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh please
23:39:00 <Doodle> so cops are corrupt under that specific circumstance, not in general
23:39:00 <Serenity> lol you dont think that actually happens do you
23:39:00 <Doodle> right
23:39:00 <Crip> not corrupt doodle
23:39:00 <Crip> HUMAN
23:39:00 <Doodle> hahaha
23:39:00 <Doodle> boobies
23:39:00 <Weslov> Doodle google roger rogerson
23:39:00 <Crip> its the same everywhere
23:39:00 <Doodle> no
23:39:00 <Crip> seriously
23:39:00 <Weslov> and then come back
23:39:00 <Weslov> and tell me about corrupt cops.
23:39:00 <Doodle> google 'how not to be a fuckhead on irc' then come back
23:39:00 <Maurice> Roger Rogerson is a poofs name
23:39:00 <Crip> chicks give cheaper driks to dude at bars
23:39:00 <Weslov> oh har har Doodle.
23:39:00 <Doodle> roger rogersmen
23:39:00 <Crip> cheaper food at takewawy
23:39:00 <Maurice> Lol
23:40:00 <Taco> Weslov, actually ive arrested many hot chicks in my time and I've been very strict on those using their bodies to escape everything. Its something that pisses me off
23:40:00 <Maurice> Hey I got free cheese in my kebab yesterday, does that make me Kate Moss?
23:40:00 <Crip> why is it so bad for the cops to do it ?
23:40:00 <Crip> they are human
23:40:00 <Weslov> wtf Taco so u were a cop?
23:40:00 <Crip> im not even takin the piss
23:40:00 <Doodle> i'll put some free cheese in your kebab Maurice
23:40:00 <Maurice> I like the sound of that
23:40:00 <TokenDaRing> weslov: wet the bed again lately?
23:40:00 <Doodle> sounds cheesy
23:40:00 <Doodle> wet the piss jar again
23:40:00 <Crip> jarate
23:41:00 <Taco> Weslov, I think you'll find that people who exploit others, will generally piss people off. And police are great judges of character.
23:41:00 <Serenity> 'fuck the police' is such a wanker view to have
23:41:00 <Crip> ^
23:41:00 <Serenity> its not the fucking 80's and you're not black americans
23:42:00 <Crip> I mean fuck the po po
23:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> police are hawt, so yeah fuck the police
23:42:00 <Doodle> werd
23:42:00 <Crip> but those niggas are handy
23:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> to ya mother
23:42:00 <Doodle> fo sho
23:42:00 <TokenDaRing> Weslov hates the cops because they scare him
23:42:00 <Crip> they are just pppppl like all of us
23:42:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby.mp3 (4.67MB 64kbps Joint Stereo 10:12)
23:42:00 <simba> u realise black americans are still getting slaughtered by police tho in 2015
23:42:00 <Doodle> so are white americans
23:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 doodle
23:42:00 <Crip> lets not talk about team america
23:42:00 <simba> yes
23:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> america, fuck yeah
23:42:00 <Taco> Serenity, police are a public service, they serve everyone who are members of society. If things aren't going so well, maybe don't be a criminal, and maybe consider contacting your MP
23:43:00 <Doodle> i'm going to write to my mp
23:43:00 <TokenDaRing> American police are not Australian police
23:43:00 <Doodle> because i love her
23:43:00 <Serenity> totally agree
23:43:00 <TokenDaRing> America has a totally different police culture than we do here
23:43:00 <Doodle> we have the same uniforms tho
23:43:00 <Crip> hey dude El, David vendy turned up at work the other day
23:43:00 <Doodle> surely we're american now
23:43:00 <Taco> TokenDaRing, they also have rapes in prison. We don't actually have a problem with that.
23:43:00 <Crip> Had to give him the tour around the place
23:43:00 <Doodle> lol rly
23:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> uniforms are pretty hawt
23:43:00 <Crip> yeah
23:43:00 <Crip> hes a wanker brah
23:43:00 <Doodle> too right
23:43:00 <Crip> he even told me most ppppl hate him
23:44:00 <Doodle> most councillors are
23:44:00 <Crip> at least he is honest
23:44:00 <Vagisil> fart
23:44:00 <TokenDaRing> actually Australian police unfiorms look nothing like US police uniforms
23:44:00 <Taco> anyway ya'll r dicks ima make food
23:44:00 <TokenDaRing> ours are more similiar to UK police uniforms
23:44:00 <Doodle> lol wtf
23:44:00 <Doodle> whatever
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am not a dick
23:44:00 <Crip> hmmm....
23:44:00 <Doodle> cos everyone was complaining when they wanted to introduce them how siimilar to the uk uniforms they looked and all......
23:44:00 <Crip> bowl or bed... work in 6 hrs
23:45:00 <Serenity> not sure what vic cop uniforms look like but ours are light blue tops n navy pants
23:45:00 <Crip> im taking votes btw
23:45:00 <Crip> yay / naye
23:45:00 <Serenity> america uniforms are almost black
23:45:00 <Doodle> sezz
23:45:00 <Doodle> http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2013/06/13/1226642/171419-new-york-style-police-unform-december-2012.jpg
23:45:00 <Doodle> NEW YORK
23:45:00 <Doodle> IS THAT IN THE UK
23:45:00 <Doodle> NO
23:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> new york
23:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> sings
23:45:00 <Serenity> yeah ours dont look like that here
23:46:00 <Weslov> http://imgur.com/It1Km5U
23:46:00 <Weslov> dinner tonight
23:46:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon
23:46:00 <TokenDaRing> your house looks like a trash heap
23:46:00 <Weslov> boiled potatoes and some bits of chopped up steak
23:47:00 <TokenDaRing> I hope the housing trust evict you
23:47:00 <Weslov> http://imgur.com/Nb4dfHq
23:47:00 <Weslov> lol this was from 4 months ago
23:47:00 <TokenDaRing> I remember
23:47:00 <Weslov> nothin like macces in bed
23:47:00 <TokenDaRing> nice piss stained bed there
23:47:00 <TokenDaRing> no linen either I see
23:47:00 <TokenDaRing> "Bedsheets? What are those?" Saemon 2015
23:47:00 <Weslov> i live alone, only me sleep on that bed
23:48:00 <Weslov> why would i need linen?
23:48:00 <Vagisil> DOOOOWOP
23:48:00 <TokenDaRing> its filthy
23:48:00 <Vagisil> VAGEEEEWAP
23:48:00 <Weslov> its my filth though
23:48:00 <Weslov> so its normal
23:48:00 <Crip> saemon, you need a table
23:48:00 <Weslov> its like smelling your own farting
23:48:00 <Crip> or wash ur floor
23:48:00 <TokenDaRing> enjoy that bacteria dude
23:48:00 <TokenDaRing> eventually it'll start eating your flesh and you'll die
23:49:00 <Serenity> http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/image/3579844-3x2-700x467.jpg
23:49:00 <Serenity> perths uniforms
23:49:00 <Loof> i'd bang the blonde
23:49:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah QLD's are similiar
23:49:00 <Taco> my white overalls arent that sexy
23:50:00 <Crip> loof, if it stood still long enough... you'd prollg bang it
23:50:00 <Crip> AMIRITE ?>
23:50:00 <Loof> lol
23:50:00 <Crip> JAH MON
23:50:00 <Vagisil> can you feel
23:50:00 <Vagisil> the penis shaft
23:50:00 <Crip> yeopp
23:50:00 <Weslov> i count 6 male cops in that pic
23:51:00 <Weslov> and the 1 lone female cop
23:51:00 <Vagisil> nah
23:51:00 <Vagisil> i recon theres 2 femms
23:51:00 <Weslov> i wonder what sort of sexist crap and sexual advances she has to put up with
23:51:00 <Vagisil> 2nd from right
23:51:00 <Weslov> what makes u think thats a female?
23:51:00 <Vagisil> the hair
23:51:00 <Vagisil> and the hat
23:51:00 <Taco> i tink ull find dat most police r in failing marrages
23:51:00 <Vagisil> lol
23:51:00 <Weslov> wth
23:52:00 <Weslov> u can barely see that persons hair and hat
23:52:00 <Vagisil> nah
23:52:00 <Vagisil> theres a long blonde bit
23:52:00 <Vagisil> stuffed up into the hat
23:52:00 <Vagisil> clearly a fem
23:52:00 <TokenDaRing> Weslov
23:52:00 <Vagisil> ur an idiot
23:52:00 <Weslov> wat if its just a poofter dude though?
23:52:00 <TokenDaRing> weslov that is not cool
23:52:00 <Serenity> its a fucking woman you idiot
23:52:00 <Serenity> far out
23:52:00 <TokenDaRing> you fucking moron
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:52:00 <TokenDaRing> just because you hate gay people
23:52:00 <TokenDaRing> you bigot
23:52:00 <Vagisil> lol
23:52:00 <Weslov> fair enough ok then ok
23:53:00 <Vagisil> HOLD THE PHONE
23:53:00 <Crip> kik Weslov
23:53:00 <Weslov> 2 females, 5 males
23:53:00 <Vagisil> 2 people agreeing with me in 2 days
23:53:00 <Vagisil> jesus christ
23:53:00 <Crip> .`ban Weslov -timer 99 years
23:53:00 <Weslov> i ask the same question applies
23:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:53:00 <Taco> Weslov, ppl dont work for their sex lives
23:53:00 <Weslov> i wonder what sort of sexist crap and sexual advances they both have to put up with
23:53:00 <simba> y is semen still here
23:53:00 <Vagisil> imagine the sex though
23:53:00 <Maurice> Talk about sexist
23:53:00 <Taco> Weslov, y do ppl work in da computer industry
23:53:00 <Maurice> Maybe the guys have to put up with that too
23:53:00 <Taco> 0 females, evr
23:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah they do
23:54:00 <Crip> 3 * ChanOP sets mode: +b weslov!*@*
23:54:00 <Taco> if you wanna work with chicks, be a hairdresser, cause that isn't gay
23:54:00 <Weslov> but as a guy though, if females made advances towards me, id enjoy it
23:54:00 <Vagisil> lol
23:54:00 <Vagisil> bold fail
23:54:00 <Serenity> im not sure being an annoying cunt face is bannable
23:55:00 <Serenity> i mean id love t
23:55:00 <Serenity> o
23:55:00 <Vagisil> it depends who he votes for loo
23:55:00 <Vagisil> l
23:55:00 <Crip> yeah fair point sez
23:55:00 <Vagisil> -0
23:55:00 <Vagisil> n shit
23:55:00 <Vagisil> -o
23:55:00 <Vagisil> ya kno
23:55:00 <Taco> Serenity, are you talking about banning everyone?
23:55:00 <Vagisil> just ya mum
23:55:00 <Weslov> speaking of voting, whats the situation with our prime minister atm?
23:55:00 <Vagisil> hes in
23:55:00 <Maurice> Nobody would ever make advances towards you
23:55:00 <Vagisil> hes got another 44 days
23:55:00 <Maurice> Not even Helen Keller
23:55:00 <Serenity> well if being an annoying cnt face was a bannable offense then yes taco
23:55:00 <Weslov> so is abott goin or not?
23:55:00 <Vagisil> shaun micallef reckons anyway
23:55:00 <Serenity> everyone would be banned
23:56:00 <Vagisil> dude.. watch the last leg.. its on iview
23:56:00 <Vagisil> i mean
23:56:00 <Vagisil> watch mad as hell
23:56:00 <Weslov> who would take abbotts place?
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
23:56:00 <Vagisil> turncow
23:56:00 <Crip> i mean watch better call sual
23:56:00 <Taco> Serenity, are you going to unban pieter like ever? his junkie rambles are good for about 30 minutes per week
23:56:00 <Vagisil> most prob
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanted to watch that tonigt
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> t
23:56:00 <Maurice> Costello might take his place
23:56:00 <Vagisil> its on iview
23:56:00 <Vagisil> LOL
23:56:00 <Serenity> probably not taco
23:56:00 <Weslov> the whole gillard and rudd takeovers has set a precedent now where pms are ousted as pleased
23:56:00 <Weslov> it sucks
23:56:00 <Vagisil> turnbull has 40+% approval atm
23:57:00 <Serenity> faux!
23:57:00 <Vagisil> Weslov.. we havent had prime ministers this shit before
23:57:00 <TokenDaRing> Weslov I wish you'd be ousted
23:57:00 <faux> sezzzza
23:57:00 <TokenDaRing> on to the street
23:57:00 <faux> how's it garn love
23:57:00 <Serenity> eh ive been fighting a migraine all day
23:57:00 <Serenity> you?
23:57:00 <Vagisil> the worlds fucked regardless
23:58:00 <Weslov> Serenity try some chamomille tea
23:58:00 <Vagisil> the top 80 richest people... hold the same combined wealth of the bottom 3.5 billion
23:58:00 <Vagisil> its fucked
23:58:00 <Crip> #ChristinaForPriministaaaa
23:58:00 <Vagisil> weve lost
23:58:00 <Weslov> i helps me when ive got a migraine
23:58:00 <Weslov> it*
23:58:00 <faux> fuck yeah Crip
23:58:00 <faux> Sez that sucks :(
23:58:00 <faux> Migraines are the woooorst
23:58:00 <simba> try some cum a mile tea
23:58:00 <Serenity> yeah ive been in bed all arvo
23:58:00 <faux> I've seen it spelt camel mile
23:58:00 <faux> I wanted to die
23:58:00 <Serenity> had to get up to eat lol
23:59:00 <faux> :'(
23:59:00 <Crip> swarve simba, ver swarv
23:59:00 <faux> Swarve
23:59:00 <simba> carrie melt t
23:59:00 <Crip> ok, like thats not a word
23:59:00 <Weslov> so whats the deal with those 2 australians getting executed in bali?
23:59:00 <Crip> but aye
23:59:00 <faux> Suave bb
23:59:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon
23:59:00 <TokenDaRing> you never talk to me anymore
23:59:00 <TokenDaRing> where did it go wrong
23:59:00 <Weslov> has a execution method been revealed yet?
23:59:00 <simba> whats the deal with airline food?
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