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11:00 <Adonis> Yerrrp
14:00 <Serenity> yerp yerp
14:00 <ThomasChefferson> shush!!!
14:00 <ThomasChefferson> :P
14:00 <ThomasChefferson> family guy is on
15:00 <ThomasChefferson> IM PROM NIGHT DUMPSTER BABY!!! AND IM TAKING A STROLL
15:00 <Adonis> I want hot cross buns
16:00 <Adonis> And cinnamon scrolls
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I want these sausage rolls to cook 
16:00 <Adonis> Too much meat
16:00 <doctor> they would settle in nicely but i'd much rather a flagon
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they're gonna be epic ... homemade
16:00 <Adonis> I'm going on a pastry only diet in 2 weeks
16:00 <Adonis> Pastry pizza and chocolate
16:00 <Glenlivet21> cat loving this chicken sausages from denmark 76% skinfree 
17:00 <doctor> any particular reason why?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he goes on spastic eating binges
17:00 <Glenlivet21> i want to make avocado and raw olive juice in a blender
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the diary of a body builder I guess
18:00 <Glenlivet21> drink soymilk or tofu
18:00 <doctor> i either respect myself or hate myself too much to do that, the difficulty is knowing which one
19:00 <Glenlivet21> im moving to the artic this time
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol doctor
20:00 <Glenlivet21> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtYpkFZEQLM
20:00 <Adonis> Never ending quest in search of greatness
21:00 <doctor> yeah, thank fuck we're mortal. i do not envy the gods
21:00 <Glenlivet21> if you want to eat well move to nzx
21:00 <Adonis> I want to know if doms goes away when you die?
22:00 <stebie> yes
22:00 <Adonis> Fuck yes
22:00 <stebie> :D
22:00 <Adonis> Ciao
22:00 <stebie> later dude
22:00 <Adonis> I'll be back when the doms stop
22:00 <stebie> i hate doms, even for us unfit folk it sucks
23:00 <Bastardly_One> doms are?
23:00 <Glenlivet21> http://www.biogreen2u.com/home/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage_new.tpl&product_id=1279&category_id=49&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=57
23:00 <stebie> delayed onset muscle soreness
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
23:00 <Glenlivet21> Organic Barley Grass*, Organic Wheatgrass (Certified Organic by Bio-Gro New Zealand which the plantation, processing and exporting in accordance with the requirement of the Bio-Gro Organic Standards)
23:00 <Adonis> It's my body in trauma
24:00 <stebie> i can imagine your body being in constant trauma, Adonis
24:00 <stebie> lol
24:00 <Adonis> Like skin cancer is your skin cells in trauma
24:00 <Glenlivet21> try me
24:00 <Adonis> Cardio and weights and sauna twice a day fucking sucks
25:00 <Adonis> Would not recommend to my enemies
25:00 <Glenlivet21> why not try their hydrotherapy or jetspa
26:00 <stebie> all 3 twice a day or just sauna?
26:00 <Glenlivet21> Adonis you suppose to be in bed use an eye patch
27:00 <Glenlivet21> recovery process is as important as cardio
27:00 <thestig> recovery is a myth
27:00 <Adonis> That's actually a good idea
27:00 <Adonis> Ty
28:00 <Glenlivet21> you should also be on salmon diet, cook altantic salmon pasta with pure oliveoil etc
29:00 <Glenlivet21> http://blog.upskilled.edu.au/brain-foods-for-productivity/?hvid=4JsQwX
30:00 <Glenlivet21> blend walnuts with choice protienshake and lite soymilk
31:00 <Glenlivet21> add everything you wish
32:00 <Glenlivet21> honey, tuna, celery, carrot, oranic oat powder, bacon, fish oil
32:00 <Glenlivet21> just blend them well
33:00 <doctor> and a good bottle of glenlivet
33:00 <Glenlivet21> im getting one for my sleep deprivation
36:00 <Glenlivet21> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF54UUYkLhI
47:00 <slinky_J> diet of cum
47:00 <Glenlivet21> delicacy in india n japan
51:00 <Glenlivet21> slinky_J dont worry about visa just get me a bottle
53:00 <Glenlivet21> The record for the longest period without sleep is 18 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes during a rocking chair marathon. The record holder reported hallucinations, paranoia, blurred vision, slurred speech and memory and concentration lapses.
53:00 <slinky_J> eat a dick
54:00 <Glenlivet21> i need to sleep for a year without any disturbance or noise
56:00 <slinky_J> gun to the head
59:00 <Glenlivet21> http://www.upei.ca/programsandcourses/island-studies
00:00 <Glenlivet21> habitable zone
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what a shit new nick
03:00 <LoveMuscle> lol
04:00 <LoveMuscle> wanna touch it?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
07:00 <LoveMuscle> haha
07:00 <LoveMuscle> common i have no where else to go
08:00 <Bastardly_One> stalk brassie ... her room is open
09:00 <LoveMuscle> brassie?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> or whatever her name was from Perth
10:00 <LoveMuscle> if its even a her
10:00 <Bastardly_One> this is Waix right?
10:00 <LoveMuscle> nope
10:00 <Bastardly_One> then ... I dunno who you are 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
10:00 <LoveMuscle> just recieved my z-line ban from icq server
11:00 <LoveMuscle> now im even more banned
11:00 <LoveMuscle> i mean bored
12:00 <Mew> this channel will be 20yrs old in 2 years
13:00 <Mew> how beautiful
13:00 <LoveMuscle> Maurice have you been lighting fires again?
14:00 <Kynetic> just like you ay mew?
14:00 <Kynetic> ;)
14:00 <LoveMuscle> lol
14:00 <Mew> ;) 
14:00 <LoveMuscle> they prolly wish
16:00 <Kynetic> my 1 year old pooped in the bath tonight
16:00 <Kynetic> was pretty awesome
16:00 <Kynetic> had to bath him twice
16:00 <Bastardly_One> what a little shit 
16:00 <Kynetic> just thought id share that with you all
16:00 <Kynetic> it was a pretty big shit actually
16:00 <Maurice> When did I light fires in the first place
16:00 <Maurice> Except in peoples pants
16:00 <Kynetic> ZING
16:00 <Maurice> Thankfully mine have never shit in the bath
17:00 <Kynetic> i actually had a feeling he was gonna
17:00 <Kynetic> cos when i took his nappy off he had a clinger
17:00 <Mew> omg
17:00 <LoveMuscle> i shat in the bath once
17:00 <LoveMuscle> was messy
18:00 <LoveMuscle> was never bathed with my sister again
18:00 <Kynetic> true
18:00 <LoveMuscle> bertram keeps going up in flames
18:00 <Mew> my friends littlest kid took his nappy off in his cot overnight last week while he was pretty sick.. she said she couldn't find where to start cleaning cos there were hardly any pooless areas..
18:00 <Kynetic> do your parents often bring that up in conversation?
18:00 <LoveMuscle> i figured you were behind it maurine
18:00 <Mew> and she was pretty sure he ate some too
18:00 <Kynetic> yeah my first born poo painted his cot once
18:00 <Kynetic> it was awesome
18:00 <Kynetic> im not telling that to whoever i end up donating the cot to though
19:00 <Kynetic> i did clean it thoroughly with bleach mind u
19:00 <Mew> that sounds so fucking terrifying lol
19:00 <Maurice> Rub his face in it
19:00 <Kynetic> lol
19:00 <LoveMuscle> would have thrown the baby out with the cot
19:00 <LoveMuscle> and started again
19:00 <LoveMuscle> much funner than cleaning up shit
19:00 <Mew> Lol wah wah bleach, CIO.
19:00 <Kynetic> yea
19:00 <Kynetic> wouldve been
20:00 <Kynetic> but cots arent cheap
20:00 <Kynetic> i just sucked it up and cleaned it
20:00 <Mew> I hope you didnt
20:00 <Kynetic> not literally sucked it up
20:00 <LoveMuscle> cots are cheap if you dont buy new
20:00 <Kynetic> you dirty bitch
20:00 <Kynetic> :P
20:00 <Mew> da durtiezt
20:00 <LoveMuscle> haha
20:00 <Kynetic> i dunno about that
20:00 <Kynetic> Maurice is pretty kinky
20:00 <LoveMuscle> yeah but Maurice is old
21:00 <LoveMuscle> could nearly be my mother
21:00 <Kynetic> Maurice isnt old
21:00 <Kynetic> if Maurice is old then im a grandfather.
21:00 <Mew> she's like 9
21:00 <Maurice> Don't be ridic, Mew, thats just my IQ
21:00 <Kynetic> herp derp
21:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one is old in comparison to myself
21:00 <LoveMuscle> fucking old bastard
22:00 <Kynetic> well thats a given Bastardly_One
22:00 <Kynetic> you old fart.
22:00 <Kynetic> do you keep your teeth in a jar beside the bed?
22:00 <Mew> you were one of the first pregnant babies
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
22:00 <^pHANTOM^> how old is old these days?
22:00 <Kynetic> luls
22:00 <Bastardly_One> getting there though
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they're getting pretty fooked 
22:00 <LoveMuscle> anything over 31 is old
22:00 <Kynetic> that was a 12th man reference if anyone remembers that shit
22:00 <Serenity> kinnetik
22:00 <Kynetic> neverbinbehindbars
23:00 <Kynetic> wasi a-crim?
23:00 <^pHANTOM^> over 31? 31 isnt old...
23:00 <Kynetic> SirEnnity
24:00 <Mew> id say over 45 is old but I still know some badass 45+ people who seem younger than some 30yrlds
24:00 <Serenity> :>
24:00 <Kynetic> :D
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you ... 
24:00 <Kynetic> old is all in the mind
24:00 <Mew> yip
24:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
24:00 <Kynetic> i stick by the saying youre only as old as the woman (or man) you feel.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and sometimes in the body
24:00 <Kynetic> by that reckoning
24:00 <Kynetic> im still only 29
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't recovered from the weekend until today
24:00 <Mew> Ooo bens only 24
25:00 <Bastardly_One> if my soon to be coffee date goes well
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll still only be 45 by that reckoning
25:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
25:00 <Mew> LOL
25:00 <Maurice> I don't like that saying
25:00 <Maurice> It makes me even older
25:00 <Mew> o well
25:00 <Kynetic> lol Maurice
25:00 <Kynetic> thats cos youre so young
25:00 <Kynetic> :P
26:00 <Bastardly_One> good point Maurice
26:00 <Serenity> me kid knees hurt
26:00 <Maurice> Makes me 42
26:00 <Maurice> I don't want to be 42
26:00 <LoveMuscle> shit im 15 then
27:00 <LoveMuscle> i mean 16
27:00 <LoveMuscle> hmm what class is she in i forgets
27:00 <Kynetic> 42 is a good number tho
27:00 <LoveMuscle> i have so many students
27:00 <Maurice> He's 43 this year
27:00 <Maurice> Thats uneven
27:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't a bad year from memory ... 42
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I know that's only 3 yrs ago but I have trouble remembering last week sometimes
28:00 <Kynetic> thats the dementia kicking in 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it runs in my family too by the seems of the older ones I've witnessed it happen to 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so, come old age I should be a right royal dribbler
29:00 <Bastardly_One> good stuff
29:00 <Kynetic> nice
29:00 <LoveMuscle> i find dexies help
29:00 <Kynetic> you can start wearin nappies again and have nurses change u
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, so ... I'm meant to wait before pissin' myself for another 20 odd years
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
30:00 <Bastardly_One> *scuffs the dirt sheepish like*
31:00 <Kynetic> no need to wait
31:00 <Kynetic> just check yourself into an old ppls home
31:00 <Kynetic> and start shitting yourself
31:00 <Bastardly_One> reminds me of that old Rodney Rude joke
31:00 <Bastardly_One> about sitting next to the old guy in the cinema
31:00 <Kynetic> i saw him live up in cairns
31:00 <Bastardly_One> shitting himself 
31:00 <LoveMuscle> lori i have missed you
32:00 <Bastardly_One> don't tell me your problems
32:00 <Kynetic> got a signed cd and everything
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea why he was hilarious to me in the 80s
32:00 <Kynetic> unfortunately its made out to myself and my ex wife
32:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently he's a bit of a creep
32:00 <Bastardly_One> as in predator
32:00 <Kynetic> he's a dirty old cunt
32:00 <Kynetic> good on him for makin a living out of it
33:00 <Maurice> You need to perfect your aim
33:00 <Bastardly_One> do what now?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I've lost track already
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching the other piece of comic genius
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that we're witnessing
34:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked it's 1:30
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
35:00 <^pHANTOM^> sure is
35:00 <Sarah> hmm i had this feeling
35:00 <Sarah> hate
36:00 <^pHANTOM^> what feeling?
36:00 <Sarah> the humidity
36:00 <Sarah> between my legs
36:00 <ShadowLurker> scarnon muzzled
36:00 <ShadowLurker> ltnc
36:00 <^pHANTOM^> oh..
37:00 <Serenity> boop
37:00 <Maurice> LOL
37:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
37:00 <^pHANTOM^> LOL
37:00 <ShadowLurker> that was genuinly funny
37:00 <^pHANTOM^> indeed
39:00 <Muzzled> lol at sarah being registered
40:00 <Serenity> lol @ you using it
40:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
40:00 <Serenity> dat woz funnier
40:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
40:00 <Muzzled> there is fuck all people on this server also
41:00 <Serenity> welcome to austnet 2015
41:00 <Muzzled> um 
41:00 <Muzzled> okay then
42:00 <Muzzled> chicken tamer has fired up his business again lori
44:00 <Muzzled> http://manbar.me/3rhqw
47:00 <Serenity> i need to be tooth fairy
51:00 <Serenity> Maurice
51:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD2nOjV3AaI
55:00 <Bonny> k
55:00 <Bonny> oops lol
14:00 <mordor> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
17:00 <Maurice> I'm here now
21:00 <simba> me 2
31:00 <ThomasChefferson> sooooooo
31:00 <ThomasChefferson> sup?
33:00 <DoC> LOL
33:00 <DoC> shoo plivent ahaha
33:00 <faux> hahaehaha
33:00 <faux> Hehehaheha
33:00 <DoC> he got zlined lol
33:00 <faux> ehahhea
33:00 <Maurice> Don't be silly, that's not him..
34:00 <DoC> poor guy must be crying on himself
35:00 <DoC> that was Maurice
35:00 <Maurice> I didn't zline him
35:00 <DoC> flow was plivent
35:00 <Maurice> I don't have the He-Man power to do that
35:00 <DoC> whoever did doesnt matter
36:00 <faux> Crying on himself
36:00 <ThomasChefferson> i will take credit then 
36:00 <DoC> lol
38:00 <ThomasChefferson> i used to know all the burbs round there
38:00 <Serenity> hey megan
39:00 <ThomasChefferson> wrong channel, quite clearly
39:00 <Maurice> Heya Serenity
39:00 <Bastardly_One> no, right channel
40:00 <Serenity> man i have to do shit tomorrow im so unimpressed
40:00 <Maurice> Me too, but the man can take over now he's home
40:00 <ThomasChefferson> i usually try and shit once a day too
40:00 <Serenity> gotta go to the assembly tomorrow then i have to go get brooke n alice from queens park
40:00 <Serenity> then she wants me to do her hair
40:00 <Serenity> eff
44:00 <Maurice> Oh yuck
32:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
42:00 <ThomasChefferson> :o
43:00 <AzzA> melbourne must be finally sleeping
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nothing new though
44:00 <AzzA> haha do you ever sleep b1?
44:00 <AzzA> you must be insomniac like me
44:00 <Bastardly_One> here and there
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <Bonny> night all.. :)
47:00 <AzzA> night :)
56:00 <aam> Soup
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck all
13:00 <Anna> who needs sleep
15:00 <AzzA> not me :)
15:00 <AzzA> i go all night
15:00 <AzzA> like the energiser bunny
17:00 <aam> Energize her
17:00 <Anna> Thats nice I'm going to sleep
19:00 <aam> Schweet dreamz
22:00 <AzzA> lol
22:00 <AzzA> who needs sleep?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is sleep?
45:00 <aam> Nite
54:00 <Christopher> yay for wenesday
54:00 <Christopher> lols
14:00 <Crip> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=798093323598889
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=388825581299185 mine wins i think lol
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hi and welcome Anna
15:00 <Crip> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luy1snd0D9o
15:00 <Crip> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luy1snd0D9o
09:00 <Serenity> wakey wakey
19:00 <Skye> nah go back to sleep
19:00 <Skye> sleep > *
20:00 <Skye> Hi Loof, how's the fat abusive asian wife?
20:00 <Loof> not bad how's no wife?
20:00 <Loof> and no sex?
20:00 <Skye> Dunno?
20:00 <Loof> so unhappy and angry you troll online like a lil bitch
20:00 <Skye> I imagine it'd be better than physical abuse
21:00 <Loof> this pleases me
21:00 <Skye> http://www.funnyjunk.com/Top+shelf/funny-pictures/5084455/18#18
22:00 <Loof> Skye is angry cause i wont threesome with their mother and them, wants me to smack her around a bit
22:00 <Loof> said i'm not into that
22:00 <Loof> so the trolling
22:00 <Loof> Skye is a bit of a hippy name
22:00 <Loof> is that why you're fucked up
22:00 <Loof> parents did too much acid?
23:00 <Skye> Totes did
23:00 <Loof> silly little fuckstain
23:00 <Skye> You're going to make me cry etc.
23:00 <Loof> nobody cares about you
23:00 <Serenity> why you mad for skye
23:00 <Loof> yeah skye why mad
23:00 <Skye> Parents did acid
24:00 <Serenity> didnt share?
24:00 <Skye> Nah they shared. They always do. Ever since I was 12 months old
24:00 <Loof> sky eats the whole extra large size box of dicks
24:00 <goddess_of_cake> Peeps!
24:00 <Loof> sup kate
25:00 <Serenity> kaate
25:00 <goddess_of_cake> I'm at work hanging with workmen :/
25:00 <goddess_of_cake> And I'm fucking bored...
26:00 <Loof> grab a cock
26:00 <Loof> coke*
26:00 <nate> sexy tradies!
26:00 <Serenity> its 34 degrees here at 9am and i have a paper cut on the tip of my right pointer finger.
27:00 <goddess_of_cake> Fuck sakes!
27:00 <Loof> not a pointy finger paper cut
27:00 <Loof> they the worst
27:00 <Serenity> they are!
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <Loof> why do tiny cuts hurt more than huge cuts
27:00 <goddess_of_cake> So 5 hours apparently to hang out with the workmen :/ 
27:00 <Loof> bodies be weird
28:00 <goddess_of_cake> And they're not even hawt :/ 
28:00 <Serenity> do you want me to explain why?
28:00 <Serenity> cause i know
28:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <Loof> kate grab cock
28:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yes!
28:00 <goddess_of_cake> I'm naw... One dude is like 50
28:00 <Skirmish> You hussy.
28:00 <Loof> ah damn
29:00 <Loof> flaccidness and old balls
29:00 <Serenity> when you have a deep cut it cuts past all the nerve endings so it hurts a lot less. surface cuts like paper cuts are right where all the nerve endings are so it hurts them more
29:00 <Loof> ah i c
29:00 <goddess_of_cake> Ouch!
30:00 <simba> Know your Cyber Bullies
30:00 <goddess_of_cake> The other dude, is like mid 20's his name is Gary.... Not hawt and not tall but funny dude 
30:00 <Serenity> works similar for burns really bad burns dont hurt, so if you burn yourself and it hurts its actually a good thing
31:00 <goddess_of_cake> Feel the burn *stretches* 
31:00 <Serenity> i burnt myself once with boiling water when i was about 15
31:00 <Serenity> the nurse was like well its painful so thats really good
31:00 <goddess_of_cake> Ouch! 
31:00 <Serenity> i wanted to back hand the bitch
31:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
32:00 <Loof> i used to get burnt every few hours at maccas
32:00 <Loof> it sucked
32:00 <Loof> burns all over my arms
33:00 <Serenity> ouch
33:00 <Loof> didn't seem to happen to others
33:00 <Serenity> worst burn ive ever had besides that boiling water was a really bad steam burn on my arm
33:00 <Loof> i wrecked my favorite docs working there too
33:00 <Loof> all the salt
34:00 <Loof> fucked em
34:00 <Loof> all over the floor
34:00 <Loof> maccas is actually a fun job though
34:00 <Skirmish> For a drone maybe.
34:00 <Serenity> only fast food ive ever worked in was fish and chips
35:00 <Serenity> gross
35:00 <Loof> i was late so often and they still didn't fire me
35:00 <Loof> until the end lol
35:00 <Loof> EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
35:00 <Skirmish> Meanwhile loof is 25 still working on fries.
35:00 <Loof> WHEN YOU"RE PART OF A TEAM!
36:00 <Serenity> i wont bag maccas id take a job there right now if it was offered
36:00 <Loof> do eet it's fun
36:00 <Loof> just dont eat it
36:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <Serenity> not a massive fan of their food
38:00 <Loof> i was
38:00 <Serenity> now hjs.. if i worked there
38:00 <Serenity> id be a house
38:00 <Loof> same
38:00 <Loof> hjs is way better
38:00 <simba> hjs seems so much sweatier and unhappier
38:00 <simba> the people behind the counter
39:00 <Skirmish> Yeah the HJ kitchen never looks as good as McDonald's.
39:00 <Loof> i love fish and chip shop burgers
39:00 <simba> i cant think of anything that looks good at any of those places
39:00 <simba> its not really about the looks is it
39:00 <Skye> simba, dunno KFC is pretty bad also
39:00 <Skirmish> I always wonder if it's the people that were kicked out or rejected by Maccas.
39:00 <Serenity> my ex inlaws owned a fish and chip shop and also a fish and chip van
40:00 <Serenity> they had the best burgers
40:00 <Loof> lol batman's song he wrote for his girlfriend on the lego movie "DARKNESS.. NO PARENTS.. SUPER RICH, which kinda makes it better"
40:00 <bee_girl> Is it possible to be on irc and not be a nerd? Thoughts?
40:00 <Loof> it's not advised
40:00 <Skye> bee_girl, nope
41:00 <simba> whats a nerd
41:00 <Serenity> im not smart enough to be a nerd
41:00 <Serenity> sorry
41:00 <bee_girl> Someone on irc?
41:00 <Loof> on irc bagging irc, irony, etc etc
41:00 <Skirmish> Maybe 10 years ago I'd have said no but now .... The Internet is so prolific you don't have to be a nerd.
41:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <bee_girl> Ok skirmish good point
42:00 <bee_girl> But irc??
42:00 <goddess_of_cake>  In
42:00 <simba> is bee_girl being sincere?
42:00 <Serenity> whats so different about irc to anything else
42:00 <Serenity> its just a chat medium
42:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oops I'm not a nerd 
42:00 <Serenity> who cares
42:00 <Serenity> i really hope not simba
42:00 <simba> its 2015 i dont believe shes asking this genuinely
42:00 <bee_girl> Most ppl don't know bout irc
42:00 <simba> this is clever trolling im sure
42:00 <bee_girl> Unless
42:00 <bee_girl> Ur a nerd
42:00 <bee_girl> I would argue
42:00 <Serenity> thats the most ridiculous thing ive ever heard of
42:00 <Serenity> tbh
43:00 <Skye> Hey guys, whats a stupid troll?
43:00 <goddess_of_cake> Well .... I'd say it's a chat medium 
43:00 <Skirmish> Skye: TheMayo.
43:00 <goddess_of_cake> And lots of peeps know about it...
43:00 <Serenity> irc is huge world wide and has been for the better part of 20 years
43:00 <bee_girl> So many ppl know about irc
43:00 <bee_girl> Not
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <Skye> Skirmish, he's actually clever sometimes. Funny how he upsets so many
43:00 <Skirmish> Who is calling you a nerd? Are they a fucking idiot?
43:00 <Loof> on what planet?
43:00 <goddess_of_cake> I'd say thousands of peeps know 
44:00 <Skye> *heavy breathing*
44:00 <Serenity> millions of people know lol
44:00 <simba> i think ur just thinking of like the iggy azaela, oscars watching, maccas eating dickheads of the public of course they dont know what irc is
44:00 <Skirmish> Skye: I've never ever seen him be clever.
44:00 <simba> cant believe this is a convo tho
44:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
44:00 <Serenity> anyone who thinks irc is some special leet hidden program are probably on the same level as people who think austnet IS irc
44:00 <Skye> Skirmish, I've actually had some very intelligent conversations with Mayo
44:00 <stebie> LOL
44:00 <Skirmish> Is Skye Plivent?
44:00 <goddess_of_cake> Skye you prob are mayo
44:00 <Skye> nope
45:00 <Serenity> i dont think so unfortunately haha
45:00 <Skye> nope
45:00 <simba> taco z line evading
45:00 <Loof> cya Skye, don't let the door hit your funny looking ass on the way out
45:00 <Skye> Are you going somewhere?
46:00 <Skirmish> You're very confused then Skye and your view on intelligence must be very broad.
46:00 <simba> bee_girl are u a nerd
47:00 <Skirmish> A guy who masturbates on his parents lounge naked to a guy that's convinced him is female, can never be described as intelligent.
47:00 <Loof> i should put "- use irc on my resume"
47:00 <Loof> people will think i'm smart
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <simba> say u created irc
47:00 <bee_girl> I am a nerd
47:00 <Loof> the protonerd
47:00 <bee_girl> I am not in denial about my nerd status
47:00 <Loof> yet irc is new to you?
48:00 <bee_girl> Hell no
48:00 <bee_girl> I've been on irc for 20 years
48:00 <Skirmish> Via morse code?
48:00 <Loof> and you still think not many know about it?
48:00 <Loof> cmon man dont bullshit me
48:00 <bee_girl> So many ppl have no idea about irc
48:00 <Loof> ok
48:00 <bee_girl> Or don't use it anymore
48:00 <goddess_of_cake> Via cb radio
48:00 <Skirmish> Who called you a nerd for using irc?
48:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <Serenity> how boring
49:00 <Skye> irc is for nerds
49:00 <Loof> i admit it's not as popular as facetwitter
49:00 <Skye> normal people don't irc
49:00 <goddess_of_cake> My friend scored a root from going on the cb radio 
49:00 <Loof> paltalk reminds me of cb radio
50:00 <stebie> :\
50:00 <Loof> i'm actually like paltalk
50:00 <bee_girl> Thank you Skye
50:00 <Loof> liking*
50:00 <stebie> do you see beehhh on there?
50:00 <Skye> You're welcome bee
50:00 <Loof> nope i'm new to it
50:00 <Serenity> and beagl
50:00 <Serenity> e
50:00 <bee_girl> At least u aren't in denial
50:00 <simba> facebook is nerdier than irc, uploading pictures to the internet and constantly reformatting your layout? that seems 2 techinical for me
50:00 <stebie> Loof, what's good about it? try to sell us
50:00 <Skye> I'm nerdy and I'm loving it
50:00 <Loof> dont install it on a computer
50:00 <Loof> use the ap
50:00 <Skye> simba, are you saying that the majority of people in Australia are nerds?
51:00 <Skye> Cause I really don't think thats valid
51:00 <simba> yes
51:00 <simba> nerdism has become mainstream
51:00 <simba> its now cool to do nerdy things
51:00 <Loof> it's like irc but people can speak by clicking the mic button
51:00 <Serenity> i want to go back 10 years when not everyone had the internet
51:00 <Loof> it's like cb radio how people take turns
51:00 <Serenity> it was much cooler
51:00 <bee_girl> I like tiny hat
51:00 <bee_girl> Chat
51:00 <Loof> not quite
51:00 <simba> 10 years ago knowing how to upload/update ur facebook would be considered nerdy as was editing a myspace layout
52:00 <Loof> it's one person at a time
52:00 <Loof> which i like
52:00 <simba> but now putting all ur personal information online is normal
52:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oh MySpace!
52:00 <simba> 'normal'
52:00 <Loof> and it's not popular 
52:00 <Loof> that's the best part about it
52:00 <Loof> less creepers and trolls
52:00 <Serenity> tssssssssssssssssss BOOM
52:00 <goddess_of_cake> Well FB you choose who you want 
53:00 <stebie> Loof, ahh okay, sounds interesting
53:00 <goddess_of_cake> To chat to
53:00 <Skirmish> You're not a nerd unless you've installed a Linux OS and used it.
53:00 <stebie> do you get idiots who dominate or take over the chat?
53:00 <Loof> they get bounced pretty quick
53:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yep always
53:00 <Loof> if they just try to dominate the mic with music or something
53:00 <stebie> Linux is the best
53:00 <goddess_of_cake> Ha! Yahoo chat 
54:00 <Loof> i need a light linux for an old 2009 imac
54:00 <Loof> thinking mint
54:00 <goddess_of_cake> Loved it. The fight rooms! 
54:00 <stebie> mint is good
54:00 <stebie> not sure how light it is
54:00 <Loof> ah
54:00 <Loof> i c
54:00 <goddess_of_cake> Hurling abuse over the mic 
54:00 <stebie> there's lighter desktop environments available
55:00 <Loof> i dont know much about linux
55:00 <Loof> never had a need for it
56:00 <Loof> my hosting takes care of that
56:00 <Loof> though godaddy is probably ripping me off
56:00 <Serenity> god i want susho
56:00 <Serenity> sushi.
56:00 <simba> hostile grandaddy
57:00 <stebie> susha
57:00 <Serenity> sushu
57:00 <stebie> sushe
57:00 <Floss> i just had some sour cream and onion pringles
57:00 <stebie> :D
57:00 <Serenity> hey flossleberry is here
57:00 <Floss> flossticles
58:00 <simba> Help Kanye West's Mum Get To Heaven In Yeezy's Video Game Debut 
59:00 <simba> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
59:00 <stebie> :\
59:00 <goddess_of_cake> I'm
00:00 <goddess_of_cake> So busting for lunch! 
01:00 <Loof> is that code for giant sausage?
01:00 <Loof> which is code for cock?
03:00 <Serenity> mmm cock
04:00 <simba> mmm kransky
23:00 <Loof> christopoop
23:00 <christopher> what do u want drugo
24:00 <Floss> i have to poop
25:00 <christopher> i say drugo cause i dont smoke weed everyday
25:00 <christopher> i smoke gram a week
25:00 <christopher> i dont need the shit to live
25:00 <Loof> chris will collect it
25:00 <Loof> he collects female poop
25:00 <Loof> and underwear
26:00 <Loof> especially poopy underwear
26:00 <simba> be nice chris
26:00 <simba> you have huge alcohol problems
26:00 <Floss> i try not to poop in my underwear
26:00 <simba> so dont be throwin stones in ur glass bubble
26:00 <christopher> not nemore
26:00 <christopher> ive had some grog here now 2 weeks
26:00 <Skye> as of this morning?
26:00 <christopher> havent touched it
26:00 <simba> u can only say that with 6+ months of sobriety
27:00 <Skye> 6 hours, 6 months, same thing
27:00 <Skye> whatevs
27:00 <Serenity> rofl only a gram a week
27:00 <christopher> its true
28:00 <Loof> gram of krokodil
28:00 <Floss> oh good grief not that stuff
28:00 <christopher> i'm not a junkie like ppl think i am
28:00 <Serenity> schnee schnaarr schnappy
28:00 <Floss> havent people learned yet
28:00 <Loof> apparently not
28:00 <Floss> scnappy scnappy scnapp!
29:00 <christopher> its like this be sober get stuff done or get drunk hate the world
30:00 <Loof> 'seen Vagisil?
30:00 <Serenity> chris dont say you havent drunk in two weeks either because thats a lie you were drunk on the weekend abusing everyone who spoke to you
30:00 <Loof> i miss vagi
30:00 <christopher> i did say that i said ive had some grog here
30:00 <christopher> didnt
30:00 <christopher> that i not touching
30:00 <christopher> i dont like drinking nemore
31:00 <Serenity> you say that all the time
31:00 <Loof> chris quit or quit quitting, the choice is yours
31:00 <simba> call the Quitline
31:00 <Skye> Easier said than done
32:00 <Skye> Least he's trying
32:00 <Loof> you have the powa
32:00 <Skye> Fight tha powa
32:00 <Skye> also while ur up can you get me some maccas
32:00 <Serenity> i dont get addiction
32:00 <christopher> maccas ewww
32:00 <Serenity> i spose thatts my priveledge
33:00 <Skye> Serenity, you're a smoker? You should?
33:00 <Serenity> i dont smoke?
33:00 <Loof> weed is pretty easy to go without
33:00 <Loof> alcohol withdrawels suck though
33:00 <Loof> weed you just get a bit cranky
34:00 <Serenity> maybe cheesecake is my addiction
34:00 <Loof> caffeine is mine
34:00 <Loof> and nicotine
34:00 <Loof> ecigs
34:00 <Loof> lol
35:00 <Loof> chris stares down at his cheesecock
35:00 <Serenity> gross loof
35:00 <Loof> lol
35:00 <simba> @_@
35:00 <Loof> are you all set for 20 past 4 simba?
36:00 <nate> loof n simbas date?
36:00 <nate> xbox?
36:00 <simba> nar
36:00 <Loof> ah damn
36:00 <simba> maybe 2moro
36:00 <Loof> kool
43:00 <simba> the stuff i last had was so good i had 2 nap the high off
43:00 <Loof> lol nice
43:00 <Loof> i finished gta story mode finally
43:00 <Loof> i chose option c
43:00 <Loof> saved everyone
43:00 <simba> woot
44:00 <simba> i killed 1 of em for more money
44:00 <simba> i so greedy
44:00 <christopher> i played 10 missions
44:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <christopher> then said games shit
44:00 <simba> i feel like going back to gta III/vice city where its no so on rails
44:00 <simba> u just go somewhere and massacre kents
44:00 <christopher> saints row is better
44:00 <Loof> yeah lol
45:00 <christopher> like just fact u can jump kick ppl off bikes and jump thru windscreen
45:00 <christopher> etc
45:00 <christopher> do burnouts
45:00 <christopher> drift
45:00 <christopher> gta sucks
45:00 <simba> i cbb playing all the different sandboxes and their 5% differences
46:00 <christopher> but u get dildo bat
46:00 <christopher> thats like choice
46:00 <Loof> max rank is 1000 i think online
46:00 <Loof> that's insane
46:00 <simba> u could get a dildo in vice citty
46:00 <simba> LOVE FIST
46:00 <Loof> while in a gimp suit
46:00 <simba> remember that fat tranny love fist fan
46:00 <simba> that owned
46:00 <christopher> dildo was hidden in the police station
46:00 <Loof> love fist
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <christopher> lols
47:00 <Loof> gta games have always been so funny
47:00 <simba> http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100919180755/gtawiki/images/3/3f/ThePsycho-GTAVC.jpg
47:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <Loof> http://gaygamer.net/ggnet/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tumblr_mu0yg6V4yj1s7tt4do1_1280-1.jpg
48:00 <Serenity> so pretty
48:00 <psYbR> bloody employers
48:00 <psYbR> lol @ that package Loof 
48:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <simba> did they remake him
49:00 <Loof> dunno
49:00 <Loof> there's a few trannies in gta v
49:00 <Loof> i think
49:00 <Loof> beehhh should be notified
49:00 <simba> b1 will know what areas they all hang in game
49:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <psYbR> anyone in melbs want an IT support / network admin person with ccna, proj. mgmt., web dev, graph. design skills/quals
50:00 <Loof> i want web dev
50:00 <psYbR> employ me full time kgo
51:00 <Loof> i have too much work
51:00 <psYbR> what do you do?
51:00 <Loof> web
51:00 <Loof> i just put a $25 ad on gumtree
51:00 <Loof> and bam
51:00 <Loof> too many cunts
51:00 <Loof> 10% of people who looked at the ad contacted me on monday
52:00 <Loof> that's pretty good
52:00 <Skirmish> What are you doing now Loof?
52:00 <Mew> bjs
52:00 <Skirmish> Lol
53:00 <Skirmish> 10% of the people wanted bjs on Monday.
54:00 <psYbR> oh so you're actually hiring? pm me some details?
54:00 <psYbR> ill brb, moving network ports...
54:00 <christopher> psybr is numb
55:00 <christopher> dumb
55:00 <Skirmish> He's gets the ladies ..... Pregnant.
55:00 <christopher> thinks loof who is on pension
55:00 <christopher> is gonna hire him
55:00 <Skirmish> Lol true.
55:00 <christopher> and i am mental
55:00 <christopher> rofl
56:00 <Loof> here's my ad psybr just do the same: http://www.gumtree.com.au/m-my-ad.html?adId=1066425783
56:00 <Skirmish> Lol Chris made a funny
57:00 <Loof> if you know wordpress
57:00 <psYbR> thats your 'my ads' page, got the public URL?
59:00 <Loof> sorry
59:00 <Loof> http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/springvale/graphic-web-design/nexta-web-design/1066425783
00:00 <Tigger_> what do you charge them for hosting?
01:00 <Loof> i dont do hosting, and i dont talk to people called Tigger_ sorry
01:00 <Skirmish> Lol
01:00 <Loof> go shove something up your butt
01:00 <Tigger_> lol
02:00 <Tigger_> so a pretty shoddy operation
02:00 <psYbR> rofl
02:00 <Loof> godaddy is like $4 a month for hosting
02:00 <Loof> why host 4
03:00 <Tigger_> and do you charge actual money, or do they pay in marijuana?
04:00 <Skirmish> Refunds are
04:00 <Skirmish> In lemons.
09:00 <Loof> u do asp or php psYbR?
10:00 <psYbR> php/css3/html5
10:00 <Loof> kool
10:00 <psYbR> are my strong points
11:00 <Loof> this seems interesting: http://www.sitecrafting.com/blog/new-phar-php-package/
13:00 <Skirmish> How's it going with the local lass psYbR? Has she calmed down?
15:00 <Loof> more rights for gay aboriginal roller derby enthusiasts
15:00 <Loof> now isn't that a fight worth fighting for?
16:00 <Skye> yay loof has put me on ignore :D
16:00 <Skirmish> Surprised?
16:00 <Skye> Nope
17:00 <psYbR> lol Skirmish havent heard from her
17:00 <Skirmish> She used the coat hanger?
17:00 <Skye> You should check in? Maybe she tried to fall down the stairs but did it wrong?
18:00 <Skirmish> Might get a letter from child support later. Lol.
20:00 <Skye> Send her some flowers, packed in a baby carrier?
23:00 <psYbR> rofl i went with her to the clinic. that chapter is closed for good.
24:00 <Skye> oh right
24:00 <Skye> I think skirmish is just jealous because she's an attractive bird, and he only gets fat ugly girls
25:00 <psYbR> lol
36:00 <christopher> fat ugly persay girls normally have more brains
37:00 <Skye> brains requires fat? eh?
37:00 <christopher> no
37:00 <christopher> but u pretty stupid to have unprotect sex with psybr
38:00 <christopher> in fact unless u married
39:00 <christopher> u shouldnt do that with neone
39:00 <Serenity> ...
40:00 <christopher> like would u stick ya dick in a meat mincer
40:00 <christopher> same shit
41:00 <simba> yes
41:00 <Floss> :/
44:00 <Skye> why is that stupid? I have unprotected sex all the time
44:00 <Skye> feels better
44:00 <christopher> yeah when u die 40 years b4 your time
45:00 <christopher> or someshit how goods that gonna feel
45:00 <AzzA> sup
45:00 <Skye> That may happen but I'll still probably outlive any alcoholic or drug addict
46:00 <Serenity> maybe you just dont fuck dirty people chris
46:00 <Serenity> i dont have protected sex
46:00 <christopher> u are married
46:00 <AzzA> ^^^ same
46:00 <AzzA> ive never had an std
46:00 <Serenity> so
46:00 <Serenity> i wasnt always married
46:00 <Skye> chris, have you seen the criteria for blood donations in australia?
47:00 <christopher> ok u showing u stupidity now
47:00 <christopher> bye
47:00 <Skye> and what they consider "at risk"
47:00 <Serenity> rofl
47:00 <AzzA> lols
47:00 <Serenity> idiot
47:00 <stebie> i have protected sex so i don't create a Pieter
48:00 <stebie> ok i lie
48:00 <AzzA> or a beehhh
48:00 <stebie> kids are the devil
48:00 <Serenity> lol stebie are you worried about recessive genes?
48:00 <Serenity> DONT BE LIKE YOUR UNCLE
48:00 <stebie> Serenity, nah, can't let one bad apple spoil everything
48:00 <stebie> lol
48:00 <Serenity> he can be the family example
50:00 <AzzA> so...Sere
50:00 <AzzA> ok then tab button
50:00 <Serenity> so me
50:00 <AzzA> Serenity
50:00 <AzzA> what didthe great man say on tv?
50:00 <Serenity> merv?
50:00 <AzzA> yep
51:00 <Serenity> he told some bint if she didnt shut up he would chop her head off with the machete he was holding
51:00 <AzzA> bwahahahaha
51:00 <Serenity> which look... im not condoning him saying that.. its a bit much
51:00 <Serenity> BUT
51:00 <Serenity> last week a dude said to another dude on the same show he was gonna stab him in the eye with a knife
51:00 <Serenity> and no one batted an eyelid
52:00 <AzzA> yep
52:00 <stebie> you can live without an eye
52:00 <stebie> you can't live without your head
52:00 <AzzA> ive said it in the kitchen many of time, usually to apprentices or kitchenhands
52:00 <AzzA> shut up or i'll stab ya
52:00 <Serenity> i would imagine if a knife is going through your eye its gonna take your brain out at the same time though lol
52:00 <AzzA> but i say it in a non threatening bogan accent
52:00 <stebie> perhaps, but there's still a chance it won't
53:00 <Serenity> either way imo its the same thing
53:00 <Serenity> cept one person has a vagina
53:00 <stebie> no!
53:00 <stebie> jk
53:00 <stebie> i think they just dislike merv
53:00 <ShoutingWhispers> it's argued by some that the eye is just an exgtension of the brain anyway
53:00 <AzzA> mervs a champ
53:00 <AzzA> i have seen like a fraction of an episode
53:00 <AzzA> and that one segment i saw
53:00 <Serenity> i dont even watch the show tbh
53:00 <stebie> same
53:00 <AzzA> that bloke chowed down on every bloody bug that was put in front of him
53:00 <stebie> i saw about 5-10 mins worth
54:00 <Serenity> i watched one ep
54:00 <Serenity> where barry hall got covered in rats
54:00 <AzzA> well barry hall is a rat
54:00 <AzzA> so he deserved that
55:00 <AzzA> did he squeal like a bitch?
55:00 <Serenity> nah he did well
56:00 <AzzA> well thats fucked then
56:00 <Serenity> was like a grave like hole in the ground covered over and he had to lay in there
56:00 <Serenity> then they put rats in there
57:00 <Serenity> then filled it with water a bit so the rats climbed all over him to get away from the water
57:00 <AzzA> psssshhh
57:00 <AzzA> that would be too easy
58:00 <Serenity> they bite apparently haha
59:00 <Serenity> like they were chewing on him
59:00 <AzzA> wow
59:00 <AzzA> nick reiwoldts sister died :/
59:00 <AzzA> 26
59:00 <AzzA> from cancer
00:00 <simba> rip
00:00 <Serenity> :<
00:00 <simba> saint nicks sacrifice - watch them win the flag
01:00 <Serenity> simba.
01:00 <simba> hi
01:00 <Serenity> no
02:00 <simba> cos haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate, fakers gonna fake fake fake fake fake
02:00 <AzzA> its fremantles year this year
03:00 <AzzA> carlton will finish top.......of the bottom 4 :P
03:00 <simba> now or neva for freo
03:00 <AzzA> i dont think now or never
03:00 <simba> imagine if it happens the year after pav retires
04:00 <Loof> we aint gonna live forever
04:00 <AzzA> fremantle have recruited some good rookies the last 3 years who are key position players, you will see alot of them this year
04:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8IO9VCiJpk
04:00 <AzzA> poor bastard
04:00 <AzzA> id feel really bad for him if that was the case
04:00 <AzzA> still waiting for Serenity to catch on to what i said lol
05:00 <simba> dat semi final 
05:00 <simba> 1 of the best games ive seen
05:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
05:00 <Loof> let talk about weed
05:00 <Loof> :P
05:00 <Skye> ok, weed is for dumb cunts
05:00 <AzzA> which semi final?
06:00 <Serenity> i dont care what you said, cause you guys dont even have a premiership yet so shh
06:00 <AzzA> lololololol
06:00 <simba> the amazing comeback
06:00 <AzzA> sydney went for 72 years before they won their first
06:00 <AzzA> was that against geelong?
07:00 <simba> ports amazing comeback against u m8
07:00 <Skye> ok, weed is for dumb cunts
07:00 <Serenity> and sydney suck balls
07:00 <AzzA> it wasnt really an amazing comeback
07:00 <simba> ur right it was inevidable
07:00 <AzzA> they werent that far behind
07:00 <simba> only kicked 1 goal at the end of first 2 quarters
07:00 <Loof> SpAzzA
07:00 <AzzA> it was freo kicking 3.11 in the quarter
08:00 <AzzA> what Spoofy?
09:00 <simba> http://share.gifyoutube.com/mlN5BP.gif
09:00 <Loof> they look like they really want that ball
10:00 <Loof> is there a big mac inside it?
10:00 <simba> its the big mac
10:00 <Loof> lol
10:00 <Serenity> its a kinder suprise
10:00 <AzzA> i think id already left by then, I had an everton match to go and watch
10:00 <simba> haha fuck
10:00 <simba> u left a final
10:00 <simba> did everton win
11:00 <AzzA> 1-1 draw with liverpool
11:00 <simba> jagielka
11:00 <AzzA> yep
11:00 <simba> wunderstrike
11:00 <AzzA> goal of the year
11:00 <simba> and then a 0-0
11:00 <simba> gay derbies this year
11:00 <simba> c u @ europa league final ###
12:00 <AzzA> we'll take 1 stage at a time at this point
13:00 <Serenity> all. over. the floor
13:00 <Loof> fuck i need a shower but little shit to mind
13:00 <AzzA> if you have to to wank, you have time to make us sammiches
13:00 <Loof> hot water system fixed :D
13:00 <AzzA> wash your hands first pls
13:00 <Serenity> i dont think so buddy
13:00 <Serenity> you make your own food
15:00 <AzzA> Nancy, can you make me a grilled cheese sandwich?
15:00 <ShadowLurker> im so hungry
16:00 <ShadowLurker> so hungry in fact im willing to eat these maggi 2min noodles
16:00 <AzzA> Im Dale, but you have to call me Dragon
17:00 <Serenity> im considering pad thai for dinner
17:00 <ShadowLurker> yum
17:00 <AzzA> home made?
17:00 <Serenity> of course
17:00 <Loof> no not used thai pads chris
17:00 <Loof> sicko
17:00 <simba> im hungry 2 i need a sand wich
18:00 <AzzA> /invite AzzA Dinner #SerenityandShadowLurker's 
18:00 <Serenity>  lol
20:00 <Loof> is unlimited cable internet with 33 paytv channels, unlimited phone (including calls to mobiles) for $90 a good deal?
20:00 <Loof> optus are doing it
21:00 <AzzA> yep cos optarse is the best you will ever buy
30:00 <stebie> i'm excited
30:00 <TheRon> ladies, he's excited
30:00 <AzzA> calm your tits stebie
31:00 <Serenity> big steb
31:00 <Serenity> hes excoited
31:00 <Skye> Just fuckin relax aye
32:00 <AzzA> oooohhhh weee
32:00 <AzzA> i just stepped outside
32:00 <AzzA> and i swear
32:00 <AzzA> my balls instantly started sweating
32:00 <TheRon> you should see someone about that
34:00 <AzzA> Perth Airport	24/12:30pm	36.2	34.0	15.9	30	12.9	W	22	37	12	20	1007.1	0.0	21.6
34:00 <AzzA> 06:05am	39.5
34:00 <AzzA> 11:50am	E	50
34:00 <AzzA> 12:43am	27
34:00 <AzzA> 12:43a
35:00 <TheRon> r.....................ight
35:00 <AzzA> 39.5 at 11:50
35:00 <AzzA> fuck me
35:00 <TheRon> no!
35:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
35:00 <Serenity> its 26 inside my house
35:00 <Serenity> sah good
36:00 <ShadowLurker> its 36 inside you
36:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
36:00 <AzzA> only 36% relative humidity
36:00 <TheRon> a mild 20 degrees in ballarat
36:00 <Serenity> i have those spot on my finger that is both numb and itchy
36:00 <Serenity> at the same time
36:00 <AzzA> are they back?
36:00 <ShadowLurker> def herpes
36:00 <AzzA> the water blisters?
37:00 <AzzA> i usually get them around this time of year too
37:00 <AzzA> but i dont have them
37:00 <Serenity> nah not where my rings go
37:00 <AzzA> all over your hands
37:00 <Serenity> its like on the side of my middle finger near the frirst knuckle bit
37:00 <Serenity> er
37:00 <Serenity> first.
37:00 <AzzA> yeah thats where i get them, and on my palms
37:00 <TheRon> hehehehehehe......rings!
38:00 <AzzA> LOL
38:00 <Serenity> so weird
38:00 <ShadowLurker> giggedy
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <simba> kool
38:00 <AzzA> i liked her attitude tbhy
38:00 <AzzA> -y
38:00 <simba> <TheRon> And we'll never be Royals
39:00 <TheRon> nope
39:00 <Serenity> poor skye
39:00 <Serenity> how are we ment to get pics of her vag now
39:00 <AzzA> she has vag pics?
39:00 <Serenity> probably
39:00 <simba> only with the old armpit trick
39:00 <AzzA> /msg Longie remove the z-line i want vag pics!!!
39:00 <ShadowLurker> everyone has vag pics
39:00 <TheRon> i have vag pics
40:00 <simba> my mate got out of the mental ward he checks himself into all the time today
40:00 <simba> i feel like i know a chris
40:00 <TheRon> B1?
41:00 <Serenity> i dont know anyone irl whos been in a mental ward
41:00 <simba> nah hes stuck in the big mental ward that is BAlALALREART
41:00 <simba> my mate checks himself in when he knows hes going off the rails and just has to do nothing but read and smoke ciggies until they let him out
41:00 <TheRon> yeah but you live in south australia
41:00 <AzzA> Loofy....
42:00 <AzzA> Gorman...
42:00 <simba> SA Great Mate
42:00 <Serenity> whats wrong with him
42:00 <TheRon> my favourite part of south australia is leaving it
42:00 <AzzA> nothing wrong with SA
42:00 <AzzA> i lived in Gawler for 4 years
43:00 <TheRon> explains a lot
43:00 <AzzA> does it?
43:00 <AzzA> cos i lived in melbourne for 5 years too
43:00 <Serenity> literally going to cut me finger off
44:00 <AzzA> thats what i thought....
44:00 <TheRon> people goto south australia by choice??
44:00 <TheRon> who knew
44:00 <simba> didnt the brits originally choose adelaide as the civil city
44:00 <simba> thats y we so posh :`o
44:00 <Serenity> id probably go to sa over any other state first tbh
44:00 <AzzA> the dutch were the original settlers of this country anyway
45:00 <simba> adelaide was originally the only city without a jail at all cos they didnt think theyd need 1
45:00 <AzzA> 100 years before the brittish
49:00 <Serenity> hi Anna show us ya snatch
49:00 <TheRon> classy
49:00 <Anna> no!
49:00 <TheRon> carn be a sport
49:00 <Serenity> oh im all class
50:00 <AzzA> Anna if you wont show us, will you show me?
50:00 <AzzA> :O
50:00 <Anna> no!
51:00 <Anna> you creeps
51:00 <AzzA> Serenity is the master creep
51:00 <AzzA> she leads us astray
51:00 <Serenity> im just a sex pest
52:00 <AzzA> who's cat is on the sex offenders register
52:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <Anna> cats are always on the prowl
54:00 <stebie> you crepes
54:00 <Serenity> you're a weirdough
54:00 <TheRon> i'm a wombat
54:00 <Floss> lol dough
55:00 <AzzA> that joke was a bit stale Serenity
55:00 <TheRon> eats roots and leaves
55:00 <Anna> But you're a towel
55:00 <Serenity> stebie started it why you pickin on me
55:00 <Serenity> you wanna fucken go ?
56:00 <Anna> Yea mate, just hold my teef
56:00 <AzzA> haha cos my lysdexia didnt pick it up
56:00 <Anna> can sleezy guys stop msging me kthnx
57:00 <simba> they probably cant
57:00 <simba> you can /ignore em
57:00 <AzzA> lolo just name and shame Anna
57:00 <simba> Anna can rap Eminem's "Without Me" in its entirety
58:00 <Anna> How did you know?
58:00 <Serenity> thats sexy
59:00 <TheRon> i can do "you wear it well" by rod stewart
59:00 <Anna> Yuck
59:00 <AzzA> i can do "you think your sexy" by hot chocolate
00:00 <TheRon> "hot stuff" by donna summer
01:00 <simba> 2 many men 2 many many men
01:00 <TheRon> simba sings "it's raining men" constantly
02:00 <simba> well it is
05:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/_UlhLd76IzQ
05:00 <simba> ITS TIME FOR DA PERCULATOR
26:00 <TheRon> it's my life don't you forget
35:00 <TheRon> her name is rio and she dances in the sand
39:00 <TheRon> go titans
45:00 <TheRon> don't speak i know what you're thinking
47:00 <Crip> dont tell
47:00 <Crip> coz it hurts
49:00 <faux> Ohh ooohhhh
51:00 <TheRon> mad world
54:00 <TheRon> titans in administration by the nrl
55:00 <TheRon> our lips are sealed
04:00 <TheRon> i'm only happy when it rains
18:00 <TheRon> uptown funk you up
19:00 <Floss> music is weird
20:00 <TheRon> she's like the wind trough my dreams
21:00 <Floss> Kath, this is for you. You are the wings, beneath my wind.
22:00 <British^Meat> Is Kath your lover?
23:00 <British^Meat> are you courting?
25:00 <TheRon> baby you and me we got a groovy kind of love
37:00 <goddess_of_cake> Peeps!
37:00 <TheRon> creeps!
37:00 <goddess_of_cake> Entertain me! I'm not actually sure when I have to leave work :/ 
38:00 <TheRon> captain jack will get you high tonight and take you to your special island
38:00 <British^Meat> no
38:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
39:00 <couleurs> go the soccer rons
39:00 <TheRon> go st petersburg
39:00 <goddess_of_cake> Pass!
40:00 <TheRon> i think captain jack is smack
40:00 <goddess_of_cake> Or whacked
41:00 <TheRon> some nights i feel like i need to give myself a really good seeing to
43:00 <TheRon> this week st petersburg zenit is my team
45:00 <couleurs> bvb or bye
45:00 <TheRon> all those kids with the pumped up kicks
49:00 <couleurs> i'm bringing sexy back them other boys don't know how to act
50:00 <TheRon> let's dance, put on my red shoes and dance the blues
50:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/dS1R2aoO32U
51:00 <couleurs> b v b !
52:00 <TheRon> dortmund
53:00 <TheRon> if you like my body and you think i'm sexy c'mon baby let me know
54:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/49OaUQ8u00k
54:00 <couleurs> match of teh year so far
56:00 <TheRon> kate is so rude
56:00 <couleurs> agreed.
57:00 <TheRon> go victory
57:00 <TheRon> it has a v in it
58:00 <couleurs> go the soccer rons
58:00 <TheRon> world cup qualifiers soon?
59:00 <couleurs> idk who cares
59:00 <TheRon> aussie aussie aussie and all that
00:00 <couleurs> oy oy oysters 
00:00 <TheRon> i like oysters
02:00 <British^Meat> hi Luvly-Lucy, r u also called Picard?
03:00 <TheRon> when a problem comes along you must whip it
07:00 <couleurs> i'm bringing sexy back them other boys don't know how to act
08:00 <TheRon> yeah!
09:00 <TheRon> footy starts this week
09:00 <TheRon> WOOH HOO!!!
09:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHl24QynOM
09:00 <TheRon> go cats
10:00 <TheRon> how about that harmichael kunt and the drugs?
11:00 <couleurs> lol
11:00 <couleurs> traktor driftu
13:00 <TheRon> are you turkish?
14:00 <couleurs> no, i'm chickenish
14:00 <couleurs> Hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:00 <TheRon> i'm beefish
15:00 <TheRon> you watch santo sam and ed?
15:00 <TheRon> good show
15:00 <couleurs> yes
15:00 <couleurs> show good
16:00 <TheRon> i like the fat forward
16:00 <TheRon> the postecogloo?
17:00 <TheRon> "who was that to?" is always good
18:00 <couleurs> i'm bringing sexy back them other boys don't know how to act
19:00 <TheRon> i bet they do
21:00 <TheRon> i'm back in the ussr, you don't know how lucky you are boys
22:00 <couleurs> goo go gjoob
26:00 <TheRon> do we blame the jews for isis like we do everything else?
26:00 <couleurs> yes
27:00 <TheRon> when in doubt blame the jews
29:00 <couleurs> i'm bringing sexy back them other boys don't know how to act
31:00 <TheRon> roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
33:00 <flow> isis are jews
33:00 <couleurs> massage in a bottle baby
35:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me ?
36:00 <British^Meat> no
36:00 <couleurs> n e 1 DTF
36:00 <bee_girl> ip6+++++++++++++++++
37:00 <bee_girl> lol couleurs
37:00 <British^Meat> ps4driveclub
37:00 <couleurs> ps4fifaclub !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
39:00 <couleurs> what's 4 dinner
41:00 <flow> subway
41:00 <flow> and cheese
42:00 <couleurs> i'm bringing sexy back them other boys don't know how to act
58:00 <bee_girl> im passing on dinner
00:00 <couleurs> yyyyyyy
01:00 <bee_girl> non-essential
02:00 <couleurs> now that's a spicey meatbole
05:00 <flow> spicay meath ablllllllllllllle
07:00 <couleurs> papsi max
08:00 <bee_girl> thats what im drinkin
08:00 <couleurs> Hot.
09:00 <couleurs> bleck underwears
09:00 <flow> pepsi max nice
09:00 <flow> bad for u
09:00 <bee_girl> yeah
09:00 <bee_girl> so is skipping dinner
09:00 <bee_girl> meh
09:00 <bee_girl> im ona mission
09:00 <couleurs> thats what im wearin
10:00 <bee_girl> bleck
10:00 <bee_girl> i like it
10:00 <couleurs> me 2
18:00 <couleurs> n e other goss
19:00 <Anna> yeah
19:00 <Anna> sarah likes boys *giggle*
19:00 <couleurs> :o
19:00 <amsy> who
19:00 <Anna> i said boys
20:00 <Anna> nvm
20:00 <Serenity> anna likes girls
21:00 <StrykerX> I think Anna is in the closet. :P
22:00 <StrykerX> I mean..
22:00 <Serenity> ill help her out ;)
22:00 <StrykerX> Ohai!
22:00 <Serenity> herro
22:00 <StrykerX> Vids or its lies!
23:00 <couleurs> kool
24:00 <couleurs> i'm bringing sexy back them other boys don't know how to act
24:00 <StrykerX> couleurs, asl?!
24:00 <couleurs> 13/m/amsy 
25:00 <faux> Who thr fuck is flow
25:00 <AzzA> i brought my milkshakes to the yard, but there were no boys :/
25:00 <faux> Abd why are they pming me
25:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !
26:00 <StrykerX> I bought my milkshakes to the yard and it got girls, not boys...
26:00 <StrykerX> Something doesn't add up here!
27:00 <AzzA> maybe i didnt take enough milkshakes
27:00 <couleurs> Hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <faux> Watching 50 shades of shit porn
28:00 <faux> "Behind this door I'd my play room "
28:00 <faux> "Like your Xbox abd stuff?"
28:00 <faux> ..
28:00 <couleurs> no ps4
28:00 <StrykerX> faux, women are ment to LOVE it though
28:00 <StrykerX> Cause it's some fantasy world lolol
29:00 <StrykerX> Why you no love?
29:00 <couleurs> i'm a fantasy
29:00 <AzzA> fifa 15 couleurs?
29:00 <faux> Its cheesy abd bad acting
29:00 <couleurs> yeas
29:00 <StrykerX> lol
29:00 <StrykerX> Did you read the book?
29:00 <faux> Yah
30:00 <faux> Also meh
30:00 <faux> Was really repetitive 
31:00 <StrykerX> I think they're working on the "general" female fantasy of a rich cunt desiring them.
31:00 <StrykerX> Never read it, just going by what I've heard
31:00 <faux> Uh
31:00 <AzzA> i dont think i added you on my new account, ive only got you on my ps3 account couleurs
31:00 <faux> Its not really romantic 
32:00 <StrykerX> I never said romantic lol
32:00 <couleurs> who r u
32:00 <faux> Most women are horrified 
32:00 <faux> And say its sexual abuse
32:00 <AzzA> ThomasChefferson
32:00 <StrykerX> Really?
32:00 <faux> Yes
32:00 <AzzA> you might remember me from #sports
32:00 <StrykerX> Oright
32:00 <couleurs> yes i do
32:00 <Anna> AzzA, its easy
32:00 <faux> She signed a contract 
32:00 <faux> And he have her a safe word 
32:00 <Anna> so today I've eaten about 20,000 calories
32:00 <faux> But even after the safeword 
33:00 <Anna> guess I should furiously masturbate
33:00 <couleurs> my ps4 is same psn
33:00 <Anna> bois send me ur dick pics
33:00 <faux> He continued to fuck her
33:00 <faux> So women r like nooo etc
33:00 <AzzA> i dunno if i got you on ps3 account ive still got simba
33:00 <AzzA> but not you
33:00 <AzzA> i think you may have deleted me
33:00 <AzzA> what other games you got on ps4?
34:00 <couleurs> what's your psn then i will add u
34:00 <couleurs> GTA55555
34:00 <AzzA> nah i got gtav on ps3
34:00 <AzzA> xMAD-DOGZx
34:00 <AzzA> might be double g
34:00 <StrykerX>  /dcc Anna special-pic1.jpg
34:00 <StrykerX> Oops
35:00 <AzzA> yeah its gg
35:00 <AzzA> xMAD-DOGGZx
35:00 <couleurs> sik
36:00 <AzzA> you got nba2k15?
36:00 <couleurs> no
37:00 <faux> Finally some boobs
37:00 <StrykerX> Where?!
38:00 <faux> Movie
38:00 <AzzA> nhl15?
38:00 <couleurs> might get it dough
38:00 <StrykerX> Oh
38:00 <StrykerX> Moving on!
38:00 <faux> Very tiny boobs
38:00 <StrykerX> rofl
38:00 <StrykerX> Deffo moving on!
38:00 <faux> Lol
38:00 <couleurs> no
38:00 <StrykerX> If I wanted to see a flat chest, I'd look at a man.
38:00 <faux> There was some article about his wife wanting to leave him
38:00 <faux> Coa of the sex scenes...
38:00 <faux> Uh
39:00 <AzzA> what tits??
39:00 <StrykerX> Wow, really?
39:00 <StrykerX> Over a movie?
39:00 <faux> Yeah
39:00 <StrykerX> :/
39:00 <faux> Like how doesn't she know he's acting lkl
39:00 <faux> Prob just an excuse 
39:00 <faux> Also has she been living under a rock
39:00 <StrykerX> Overly clingy type
39:00 <faux> All the hype and shit, didn't she know the movie had sex scenes 
39:00 <StrykerX> "omg, you looked at another woman, we're over!"
39:00 <faux> Lol
39:00 <faux> Yuck
40:00 <StrykerX> <faux> All the hype and shit, didn't she know the movie had sex scenes
40:00 <StrykerX> WTF?
40:00 <faux> Whst
40:00 <faux> What
40:00 <StrykerX> It's been raved on about as softcore porn
40:00 <StrykerX> And she didn't expect sex scenes?
40:00 <faux>  I knoe
40:00 <faux> How did the wife not know
40:00 <couleurs> i'm a sex scene
41:00 <amsy> hi cc !
43:00 <AzzA> amsy got ps4 yet?
43:00 <amsy> yep 
43:00 <AzzA> fifa15?
43:00 <amsy> nope
43:00 <AzzA> :(
43:00 <British^Meat> crikes amsy
43:00 <British^Meat> u got em all hey?
43:00 <amsy> haha yes
43:00 <British^Meat> Ive been playing me wii u pretty much every night
43:00 <British^Meat> Into Arkham City ATM
44:00 <British^Meat> i also have a ps4
44:00 <amsy> havent had a lot of time to play anything lately :(
44:00 <couleurs> i just added you
44:00 <couleurs> xMAD-DOGGZ is u rite
44:00 <couleurs> theirs no x @ the end
45:00 <couleurs> y can't your psn b simple
45:00 <couleurs> ???????
45:00 <AzzA> yep
45:00 <amsy> lol
45:00 <AzzA> xMad-doggz
45:00 <British^Meat> dats ps3 yer?
45:00 <amsy> woof
46:00 <couleurs> i thought you were bom-dog30 or something on ps3?
46:00 <AzzA> yeah i was
46:00 <AzzA> i rarely play ps3 anymore
46:00 <couleurs> me 2
46:00 <couleurs> put it in the bin
46:00 <British^Meat> hit the meat up British_Meat
46:00 <British^Meat> no wait
47:00 <British^Meat> The_British_Meat
47:00 <AzzA> i bought a psn voucher and applied it to the wrong account
47:00 <couleurs> silly bugga
48:00 <AzzA> playstn plus i meant
49:00 <couleurs> put yer fifa disk in
49:00 <stebie> done
49:00 <couleurs> F*cken L*er
49:00 <stebie> :D
50:00 <AzzA> lemme just finish this game
50:00 <stebie> what are you playing AzzA?
51:00 <couleurs> ok
51:00 <AzzA> nba2k15
53:00 <couleurs> kool
55:00 <couleurs> that's like fifa with basketballs rite
56:00 <AzzA> yep
56:00 <stebie> i'll take 2
57:00 <Bastardly_One> suppose most of you don't remember Spearhead right?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> good music
57:00 <stebie> npoe
57:00 <stebie> nope
58:00 <couleurs> what nba team do u use
58:00 <stebie> liverpool
59:00 <stebie> u
59:00 <British^Meat> +:P
59:00 <AzzA> im doing a be a pro, i got drafted to pelicans
59:00 <couleurs> magic johnsons fc
01:00 <amsy> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLkyN9bQ-xY
01:00 <AzzA> i dont play fifa much so u might belt me
01:00 <Bastardly_One> damn that's a good song
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, a shit FIFA player?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> play me so I can win!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <AzzA> lol
02:00 <couleurs> i'm not that good 
03:00 <AzzA> send invite
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I should be disgusting ... think the last person I played was you couleurs
04:00 <couleurs> hold on just got to finish this match
04:00 <AzzA> ok
06:00 <Bastardly_One> who's your prefered team AzzA?
08:00 <couleurs> yeh??
09:00 <amsy> arsenal!!!!!!
10:00 <couleurs> i'm invite now get ready 2 rumble
10:00 <ooomp> Peri Peri chicken, delicious
10:00 <AzzA> everton!!!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Liverpool!
11:00 <AzzA> kopshite!!!
11:00 <AzzA> haha
12:00 <couleurs> ok done
12:00 <colas> B1, welcome back.. You had an incident with the higher powers?
12:00 <couleurs> Peri Peri turkey, delicious
13:00 <AzzA> joining
13:00 <AzzA> ffs
13:00 <AzzA> gotta get squad update
13:00 <amsy> hello doctor
13:00 <doctor> hello amsy
13:00 <couleurs> np
13:00 <ooomp> I disagree couleurs
14:00 <couleurs> liverpool vs everton?
14:00 <ooomp> Turkey
14:00 <ooomp> But liverpool will lose
14:00 <zaim> http://www.collegehumor.com/video/7012304/what-time-traveling-to-the-90s-would-be-like
15:00 <couleurs> rad vs blu
17:00 <couleurs> idiet passed 2 wrong guy
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so, I'm thinking of a new phone plan ... lucky I discovered the S6 and M9 come out in March
18:00 <Bastardly_One> or April at latest
20:00 <couleurs> omg sturridge u suk
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you suck more like
22:00 <AzzA> bullshit
22:00 <couleurs> ehehe
22:00 <couleurs> GOLAZIO
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if I am still that crap I can't even score with him
22:00 <Bastardly_One> http://kotaku.com/godzilla-hotel-opening-in-japan-1687662234
24:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs pretends to be shit 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lures you into running like a maniac
24:00 <Bastardly_One> then will rape you
24:00 <couleurs> you're playing good mad-doggz
26:00 <flow> faux do you like bdsm?
26:00 <faux> go away
26:00 <faux> Ty
26:00 <couleurs> told u
26:00 <AzzA> 1-1!!!
26:00 <couleurs> NO MORE MISTER ROBOTO GUY
28:00 <flow> faux is into bdsm
28:00 <flow> thats why she likes 50 shades of shit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt has no clue 
28:00 <couleurs> omg
28:00 <AzzA> !!!
28:00 <AzzA> EVERTON!~!!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone into bdsm would hate 50 Shades of Beige
28:00 <couleurs> stupid gk
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Mr Grey is a complete fuckwit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen one Dom act like that ever
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they're more like the dude in the Secretary
29:00 <faux> Omg
29:00 <faux> The secretary lol
30:00 <faux> That movie was fucked
30:00 <faux> But kinda hot
31:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't like it?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> was awesome ... and you're right ... it was "sexy" in it's way 
32:00 <couleurs> sto winning
32:00 <couleurs> ppp
32:00 <milk> look, the lid of this can of british paint gets hot enough in the australian sun to fry an egg
32:00 <Bastardly_One> is it raining in Fifa?
32:00 <AzzA> nope lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> if so, run the fuck out of him 
33:00 <amsy> its raining here
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Everton seems to hate it when Liverpool run at them in Fifa
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... My squad is amazing
33:00 <couleurs> F*ck Y*h
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the AI loves me in yearly transfers
33:00 <flow> Bastardly_One you recon you know bdsm but you dont
34:00 <AzzA> i lagged out hard core just before you shot so i had to send lkeeper out
34:00 <Bastardly_One> flow, yeah ... go out in Melbourne and mention this nickname ... I think you'll find otherwise now fuck off thanks
35:00 <flow> hahah go out into the streets of melbourne and mention bastardly_one ?
35:00 <amsy> lmao
35:00 <flow> LOL are you fucking for real idiot
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I meant the scene idiot ... simple as that 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> now go away 
35:00 <flow> fuck off u old rapist
35:00 <flow> you're the fucking saddest cunt on austnet
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that might be you right now 
36:00 <stebie> so, flow mentions b1, b1 responds, flow tells b1 to fuck off...
36:00 <flow> all you do is talk shit or about yourself
36:00 <couleurs> 2-2 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hey stebie
36:00 <flow> nobody likes you b1
36:00 <couleurs> not bad
36:00 <couleurs> good game nba2k15
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hey stebie ... what's the west like in price these days?
36:00 <stebie> the west is poor
37:00 <Bastardly_One> North East is still cheap and non gentrified ... got into that on the weekend
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm moving ... so far it looks like to the NE
38:00 <milk> yeah, move out of the homosexual build up
38:00 <stebie> north east is cool
39:00 <Bastardly_One> if you get a chance ... check out a pub in Northcote called the Wesley Anne
39:00 <milk> homosexuals are like cancer in a city, they form colonies that are utterly parasitic
39:00 <Bastardly_One> might be middle aged hipster central after 5pm but the meals are cheap and good 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and their beer garden is pretty fucking ace
41:00 <Bastardly_One> overheard the funniest thing leaving though ... walking past a table of hipsters and in a queer voice I hear one talking to the other saying, "you'd get raped in the west"
42:00 <amsy> em
42:00 <amsy> hilarious
42:00 <faux> ha ha
42:00 <amsy> Ha Ha
42:00 <mr_ducati> ha ha
42:00 <amsy> who
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it was actually if you had of seen the crowd ... very effeminite ... was the architype that amused me 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> not the actual conversation
43:00 <Bastardly_One> remember I've been stuck in the country ... the tiniest things were great
43:00 <faux> Shut up
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like even the police chopper circling about 500 meters above the house I was staying at over the weekend
44:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, it's a police chopper!
44:00 <mr_ducati> wow
44:00 <mr_ducati> did u call channel 9
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the point was that the tiniest things were a novelty ... didn't realise how bored I was in this city
46:00 <Bastardly_One> mr_ducati, you can stfu and go back to trolling guys you think might be bi or gay ... like you have my away nick before now 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and on a shit server like that ... you should called yourself ClappedOutCB250
48:00 <Zade> wow
49:00 <mr_ducati> lol
49:00 <mr_ducati> someones sensitive
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, someone's a fuckwit ... and that'd be you 
50:00 <mr_ducati> stop crying bitch
50:00 <mr_ducati> fkn net nerds :/
51:00 <amsy> so r u
51:00 <Bastardly_One> shouldn't you be on Uber or something?
51:00 <amsy> whats uber
51:00 <Bastardly_One> looking up some boys to troll?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> gay Tinder
51:00 <amsy> oh
51:00 <mr_ducati> hush mut.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> *mutt
51:00 <Bastardly_One> English, learn it 
51:00 <amsy> mute****
52:00 <Bastardly_One> how goes anyway amsy?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> (obvious subject change)
52:00 <amsy> pretty good
52:00 <amsy> going to aus this week
52:00 <amsy> you?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that last night. When are you heading back? Me? Despite what everyone thinks I am all the time I am awesome
53:00 <mr_ducati> (obvious hoe)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> over this city but that's clearly obvious and now I have a plan, doesn't matter how long it takes, it's happening
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so, I feel good
54:00 <mr_ducati> LMAO
54:00 <amsy> ill be in au for 3.5 weeks
54:00 <Zade> this plan might involve Bastardly_One getting off mirc for a few hours, there is a god!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll go really quick amsy
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just really surprised how the North East hasn't become gentrified
57:00 <mr_ducati> lmao
57:00 <mr_ducati> gentrified
57:00 <mr_ducati> bhahahhahah
58:00 <faux> Is thay the first time you left Ballarat in 65 years
58:00 <faux> Is that why you won't shut up about it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it's becoming hipster and designer feral vegan types but the rent costs and stores and shops don't reflect it as much as I was expecting
59:00 <Zade> lol faux
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not something I was expecting in any inner suburbs
59:00 <faux> if only we all cared 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you must to keep commenting 
00:00 <mr_ducati> bastardly one you must be nuts, faux decided to insult you instead of me
00:00 <Bastardly_One> find something else to do ... how old are you both? 12?
00:00 <mr_ducati> go skydiving without a parachute mate
00:00 <mr_ducati> youre nuts.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> do it first and show me how it's done
01:00 <mr_ducati> its the new thing im serious
01:00 <mr_ducati> google it
02:00 <nate> jumpin into jelly?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> bee_girl
14:00 <Bastardly_One> have you heard of Micheal Franti?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> check him out ... you'd like him I think 
15:00 <bee_girl> yeah i know who he is
15:00 <bee_girl> everyone
15:00 <bee_girl> deserves music
15:00 <bee_girl> sweet music
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the guy
16:00 <Bastardly_One> this has been stuck in my head all day 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLkyN9bQ-xY
17:00 <Bastardly_One> his/spearhead's version of There's a Hole in the Bucket
19:00 <Bastardly_One> literally not thought of him in years ... I've been playing his stuff all day though
19:00 <christopher> and we care?
19:00 <christopher> why
20:00 <nate> listen together?;]
20:00 <christopher> i had drug psychosis and was drunk thats why i didnt shut up
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps and freaks
21:00 <Bastardly_One> kate :)
21:00 <christopher> some ppl gotta realize ppl dont give a shit about their views
22:00 <Bastardly_One> such as yourself ... stop typing you fruit n nut bar
22:00 <christopher> no
22:00 <christopher> u dickhead
23:00 <christopher> see another fucktard uses what i say to insult them against me
23:00 <christopher> shows no brains what so ever
23:00 <Bastardly_One> have a cry
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, wait ... you are
23:00 <christopher> i will smash u
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you will huh? you're funny 
24:00 <christopher> Bastardly_One killed austnet
25:00 <christopher> ppl got bored shitless seeing him type nonstop bullshit
25:00 <mr_ducati> he has mental issues leave him alone
26:00 <christopher> so do i
26:00 <christopher> worse ones
26:00 <christopher> i dont make a paragraph on oh i listen to a song
26:00 <Bastardly_One> we know ... you use austnet as your blog
26:00 <christopher> its not a fucken essay
26:00 <christopher> Bastardly_One
28:00 <christopher> start to dislike potheads
28:00 <christopher> starting
28:00 <christopher> to hate them
28:00 <christopher> its like this i can keep smoking end up like Bastardly_One
29:00 <christopher> or i can achieve stuff in my life
29:00 <christopher> i can be a old cunt in a chatroom talking about himself
29:00 <christopher> or i can not be boring
38:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky
39:00 <Bastardly_One> when are you going to Hong Kong?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> http://kotaku.com/xbox-one-burgers-now-available-in-hong-kong-1687666323
40:00 <slinky_J> that looks so gay
41:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't even look like a good burger
42:00 <Bastardly_One> why? that's my question
47:00 <nate> gotta atleast cut the lettuce;l
49:00 <couleurs> where the ps4 burger
50:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10952799_1009629759050651_8420025750532201688_n.jpg?oh=91108ff4d84365d44cfd5b35d850497f&oe=558D9818
50:00 <steven_> looooool
50:00 <steven_> nate the great!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> omg!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> free live TMBG album to download on their site 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yay!
07:00 <flow> vote for liberal if you want a clean australia
07:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity. Be here. Now
27:00 <StrykerX> Ping?
27:00 <StrykerX> Pong!
36:00 <thestig> ping
37:00 <British^Meat> stiggle
42:00 <couleurs> n e 1 DTF
43:00 <British^Meat> too busy bein batman
45:00 <AzzA> faggot
45:00 <couleurs> =)
48:00 <couleurs> a/s/l every1
56:00 <AzzA> 17/f/cali
57:00 <thestig> aaron azzzaaa
58:00 <AzzA> sup stig
58:00 <AzzA> still dosnt remember me
58:00 <thestig> i know who u is
59:00 <ThomasChefferson> i dont think you do
03:00 <couleurs> kool
07:00 <flow> this place is dead
07:00 <flow> or people taken their meds for the week
07:00 <thestig> dole day
08:00 <flow> LOL prob
15:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
15:00 <slinky_J> go to bread
17:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nag me tomorrow night by the way
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna take away some rust
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you're almost fun to lose to 
19:00 <couleurs> i played ThomasChefferson thank u
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I want someone to play besides the scouser chick to take some rust off
21:00 <couleurs> maybe i'm busy tomorrow night...
21:00 <slinky_J> get a room
23:00 <ThomasChefferson> hahaha dont want to beat the scouser?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I said tomorrow night ffs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I don't wanna lose to her 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> we're usually evenly shit 
24:00 <ThomasChefferson> haha im dont for the night anyway
24:00 <ThomasChefferson> i only play fifa once a week
24:00 <ThomasChefferson> if that
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's been a week or two
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been trying to play Dragon Age Inquisition
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that game ... seriously
24:00 <flow> its a great game
24:00 <flow> prob too hard for you hey
24:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 hrs later you realise you haven't pissed
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I love it 
25:00 <flow> just piss your pants
25:00 <Bastardly_One> there is so much to do ... and it's a real time zapper
25:00 <thestig> mauriceeee <3
26:00 <couleurs> b v b
26:00 <flow> mauriceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
31:00 <couleurs> b r b
31:00 <thestig> brbrbbrbrbr
34:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol @family guy
38:00 <flow> family guy shit
39:00 <thestig> never liked that show
40:00 <flow> its lame
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not asking either of you to watch it 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it as well 
41:00 <flow> you would
46:00 <DemonsRun> I swear to god ima kick this dick outta my bed if he keeps comin in my space
47:00 <partay> fuck me Family Guy is awesome
47:00 <partay> i thought you said face 
48:00 <ThomasChefferson> partay u watching fox?
49:00 <partay> not at the moment
52:00 <Bastardly_One> [23:46] <DemonsRun> I swear to god ima kick this dick outta my bed if he keeps comin in my space
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds worse than it is I am sure
52:00 <partay> my line after that was gold
52:00 <Bastardly_One> put a towel down?
52:00 <DemonsRun> Matt keeps rolling on me the fat bastard.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol partay
52:00 <partay> thanks B1
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