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00:00 <amelia> BLUEMEANIE
00:00 <amelia> you are such a meanie
00:00 <bluemeanie> im joking m=amelia
00:00 <amelia> ahah
00:00 <bluemeanie> but he is dying soon, though i will move him.
00:00 <johninj4> yeah man i would have to come up with nicks for those
00:00 <amelia> poor dog :(
00:00 <johninj4> "here sugarplum, good boy"
00:00 <Maurice> Haha bluemeanie, Cam keeps moaning about the big grave he's gonna have to dig when Doc goes
01:00 <bluemeanie> yeah its a logistical nightmare
01:00 <amelia> wot breed you have Maurice
01:00 <British^Meat> where he go?
01:00 <Maurice> Rotti x shar pei
01:00 <amelia> awww
01:00 <Maurice> He's gorgeous and he smiles
01:00 <Maurice> But he's really dumb
01:00 <amelia> they the wrinkly ones yah
01:00 <amelia> shar peis
01:00 <Maurice> Yep
01:00 <amelia> cute thangs
01:00 <Picard> :P
01:00 <amelia> I want to see photo of him
02:00 <Maurice> I will show you millions
02:00 <amelia> my dog reminds me of Ed when she smiles... the dopey hyena from The Lion King
02:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/18774_270762720843_3910341_n.jpg?oh=e83d4d5b21091b4811f295a6f1d20bde&oe=55215155&__gda__=1432829613_cbd3e8e3d608bbfc7d170f40650048e9
02:00 <nate> hump some legs!
02:00 <British^Meat> http://i.imgur.com/fcTCf7M.gif
02:00 <Maurice> Haha so does mine
02:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
02:00 <British^Meat> nwaaw
02:00 <amelia> he looks so freakin happy
03:00 <amelia> I find one of my girl
03:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/580040_10151028694905844_1645049159_n.jpg?oh=ab1be31731187cfd78869648048c9611&oe=556E2003&__gda__=1432280200_1128ad6e748f34e9495b2424f83dd873
04:00 <Maurice> Annnnd sleep sitting, I looked over and he was snoring https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/525857_10151054560270844_997670992_n.jpg?oh=ed57a2bc3e49ff59a4a5e11e9c8a9312&oe=554CD058&__gda__=1433248503_6db8af03157b663805ba256250c8fd2b
04:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u9iMaM6gqQ
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rollie Purex - toilet paper commercial NZ 1992 (May 14, 2010) - Category: Film & Animation - views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
04:00 <nate> good ol rollie
04:00 <nate> ;O
04:00 <Maurice> Everyone knows the toilet paper dog
04:00 <bluemeanie> doc is the best lookin dog ever
05:00 <Maurice> He really is, he's such a good boy
05:00 <Maurice> Hardly every barks, doesn't jump, doesn't lick, doesn't run away
05:00 <amelia> awwwwwww
05:00 <Maurice> (hes actually too lazy to run away)
05:00 <amelia> he soso cute
06:00 <amelia> this is when she was puppy http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=33ksz0i&s=8#.VM4ktGiUezM
06:00 <johninj4> haha awesome camo
07:00 <amelia> ahaha yah 
08:00 <Picard> lol @ the notice flood
09:00 <Maurice> She's adorable
10:00 <Digerati> angrybirds is hard to play for a kids game :) heeh
10:00 <amelia> I reckon too
10:00 <Digerati> i like it
10:00 <Maurice> Damnit
10:00 <Maurice> And how is angry birds hard for kids?
10:00 <Digerati> it is a logic game
10:00 <Digerati> i guess
10:00 <amelia> ...
11:00 <Digerati> accuracy
11:00 <Maurice> ,,,
11:00 <Maurice> And ...
11:00 <Digerati> i love it
11:00 <StrykerX> ...
11:00 <Digerati> the game
11:00 <Digerati> been playing it on pc now for awhile
11:00 <StrykerX> Angry birds is hard?
11:00 <Digerati> addicted to it
11:00 <Digerati> it gets hard
11:00 <Vagisil> try and get 3 star on every lvl
12:00 <Digerati> true Vagisil
12:00 <Digerati> its easy to get them at the start
12:00 <Digerati> 3 star
12:00 <Digerati> but it gets harder and harder as usual with any game
14:00 <Digerati> bonny boss babes !
14:00 <Digerati> big booby bonny :)
15:00 <Digerati> sup boss biatch :)
15:00 <Digerati> j/k ;)
15:00 <Acan> small dicked digerati
15:00 <amelia> Dig mos definitely got a hard-on then
15:00 <Digerati> hehe
15:00 <Digerati> hey xm
16:00 <xm> ey
19:00 <Picard> lol @ takenindaarse
20:00 <Picard> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
20:00 <Picard> :
20:00 <Picard> :P
20:00 <Acan> * Added *!*@* to ignore list
20:00 <Acan> u asshols
21:00 <Picard> :P
22:00 <Picard> Acan are u zline evading?
22:00 <Picard> aka Taco    :P
22:00 <Picard> pmsl @ taco
23:00 <Acan> ??
23:00 <Picard> Acan is [email protected] * Baileys
23:00 <Picard> evading 
23:00 <mrwuf> ginger detected
24:00 <Picard> taco 
24:00 <Picard> u silly boy
25:00 <stebie> how is that Taco?
25:00 <Picard> using a different isp
25:00 <Picard> and he told me he was taco
25:00 <bluemeanie> that zline was bullshit anyways, 40 000 posts in here immediately after with personnal info, no one gvae a fuck
25:00 <Picard> zlined for posting shit about the channel whinger
25:00 <stebie> now he's telling everyone he's not taco?
25:00 <bluemeanie> fucked up austnet you know that right?
25:00 <bluemeanie> with your fuckin shit ircop'ing
26:00 <bluemeanie> just sayin.
26:00 <Picard> settle bitch
26:00 <bluemeanie> fuck you picard you cock
26:00 <bluemeanie> smash you before smash you now cunt
26:00 <bluemeanie> xD
26:00 <British^Meat> errrr
26:00 <nate> whos cock smashing?
27:00 <Picard> u
27:00 <Picard> in Bastardly_One's arse
27:00 <nate> why not hey
27:00 <nate> sign me up
27:00 <Picard> rip him a new one
27:00 <British^Meat> hah gross
27:00 <nate> pin the donkey on the tail
28:00 <nate> kabOOm!
29:00 <Picard> ;p;
29:00 <Picard> lol
29:00 <nate> i dont really go for smokers tho ;l
29:00 <nate> grose!
29:00 <nate> fully sick
29:00 <nate> spew
30:00 <Bastardly_One> what time does the superbowl start our time?
30:00 <TokenDaRing> no one likes you Picard
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I wanna watch it actually
30:00 <TokenDaRing> you should probably go hang out at an RSL
30:00 <TokenDaRing> with all the other old people
31:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe start looking at retirement homes
31:00 <Vagisil> i was gutted with my z line.. it got removed
31:00 <couleurs> check the tv guide B1 or call up Pieter
32:00 <British^Meat> ive never been z-lined or banned
32:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
32:00 <British^Meat> im pretty much a model chatter
32:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard is spamming my PM still
32:00 <TokenDaRing> what a loser
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to work out something in American time ... it might not be worth my time
32:00 <Picard> try google u stupid cunt
32:00 <TokenDaRing> [23:32:25] <Picard> take some more cock in ya arse u flithy poof
32:00 <TokenDaRing> [23:32:27] <Picard> take some more cock in ya arse u flithy poof
32:00 <TokenDaRing> what a homophobe
32:00 <TokenDaRing> he's racist too
33:00 <British^Meat> mmmm he does that
33:00 <British^Meat> ive never spammed anyone in pm either
33:00 <British^Meat> oh my, another zline
33:00 <Picard> lol British^Meat
33:00 <TokenDaRing> ignore helps pm spamming well
34:00 <Bastardly_One> just pm and msg ignore him
34:00 <Bastardly_One> then you can still laugh at him in the main 
34:00 <TokenDaRing> also no more Picard wheezing and stuttering like a stroke vitcim in channels either
34:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One what are u ranting about?
34:00 <Digerati> wtf
34:00 <Digerati> ffs
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you spastic ... now shut up
35:00 <Picard> get a job cunt
35:00 <Digerati> wtf is wrong with you man ?
35:00 <Picard> and grow some balls
35:00 <Digerati> get a job
35:00 <Picard> coward
35:00 <Digerati> and balls Bastardly_One
35:00 <Picard> wouldnt tell me ya addy yeat again
35:00 <Digerati> for once i agree with picard
35:00 <Picard> yet*
35:00 <Picard> i was in brat on the weekend
35:00 <Picard> coward is all talk about belting me in here
35:00 <nate> NFL Super Bowl XLIX
35:00 <nate> Monday 2 February, 10:30 am
35:00 <Picard> i could of met u
35:00 <Digerati> we are servants here Bastardly_One, you only serve yourself
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati, tell us more war stories
36:00 <TokenDaRing> like that time in 'nam
36:00 <Digerati> fuck you token
36:00 <Digerati> i never went to nam
36:00 <Picard> L?O
36:00 <Picard> :P
36:00 <TokenDaRing> what war did you see then man
36:00 <Digerati> i said i was born during the vietnam war
36:00 <Digerati> FACT
36:00 <TokenDaRing> the war in your pands as you struggle with the one eyed snake?
36:00 <nate> whats all this fighting, just have a picard sandwich and forget about it ;D
36:00 <TokenDaRing> pants*
36:00 <Digerati> and fact is, i saw my dads brother come home from nam
36:00 <Digerati> so go fuck yourself
37:00 <Digerati> idiot
37:00 <Vagisil> mmm
38:00 <British^Meat> honestly...
38:00 <Acan> hmmm
38:00 <British^Meat> some of you dudes dont HAVE to justify urselfs on irc
38:00 <British^Meat> its not a big deal, u dig?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of like yourself of late
40:00 <British^Meat> ok, so u could give me an example then?
40:00 <British^Meat> (he asked knowingly)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> not justify yourself ... but you've definitely become extra whiney
40:00 <British^Meat> oh ok
40:00 <British^Meat> so not justify myself
40:00 <British^Meat> cool
45:00 <Vagisil> http://albakistan.com/2015/02/01/celebration-turns-into-mourning-after-a-jehadi-dies-in-car-accident-instead-of-suicide-attack/
47:00 <Vagisil> https://www.facebook.com/IAAMT/photos/a.245163898897971.59595.244970388917322/789220767825612/?type=1&theater
48:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Christopher
48:00 <TokenDaRing> going to hurl abuse my way some more?
48:00 <Christopher> since when did i do that
48:00 <TokenDaRing> like two days ago
48:00 <Christopher> ur dreaming
49:00 <TokenDaRing> you went off at me, B1, few others
50:00 <Bastardly_One> huh?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I heard my highlight
50:00 <Bastardly_One> this is true ... and I got zlined for saying I was going to harrass him
50:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
50:00 <TokenDaRing> I remember that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but I explained he started first and that was fixed
52:00 <Bastardly_One> at least another person that comes in and rants at people will admit it next time they're around
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't be that far gone or you'd be locked up 
53:00 <bluemeanie> you'd be suprised what you actually have to do/threaten to do to get locked up.
53:00 <Vagisil> lol
54:00 <simba> kool
54:00 <johninj4> the sammy version
54:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2KaSK7Wspw
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Top 100 Goals 2013 - 2014 HD (May 29, 2014) - Category: Entertainment - 2,884,013 views - 14,849 likes (94.1%), dislikes (5.9%)
54:00 <johninj4> ameobi 2.0
54:00 <simba> that was sweet
54:00 <johninj4> he was so highly rated
54:00 <simba> cant believe they play the young samoebi
54:00 <simba> they bring em thru
54:00 <bluemeanie> im gunna fuck your brain UP!
54:00 <Christopher> lol
54:00 <Christopher> shrooms are cool
55:00 <johninj4> i think sturidge is the only one that has really lived up to the hype since owen and rooney
55:00 <simba> the olld 1 at palace now
55:00 <johninj4> oh cool
55:00 <simba> teams will b out in a min
55:00 <simba> stuzza mite start
55:00 <johninj4> maybe barkley a little bit before he got injured
55:00 <Vagisil> ALLAH ACKBAR
55:00 <Christopher> alllllla laaal allallong
55:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher, shrooms probably aren't helping you man
56:00 <johninj4> hammers talking about selling mark noble now fletcher is coming in
56:00 <johninj4> i hope not
56:00 <simba> fletcher?
56:00 <johninj4> yeh darren
56:00 <johninj4> from man u
56:00 <Christopher> i aint done em in years
56:00 <bluemeanie> ALL AT THE SNACKBARR
56:00 <bluemeanie> halal, ofcourse
56:00 <bluemeanie> <.<
57:00 <simba> lol whoa
57:00 <simba> maybe just cos song will go back
57:00 <simba> wont replcae noble
57:00 <couleurs> hope all the blonde players go to bvb so they become the blonde 11
57:00 <johninj4> yeah i hope not, noble is a hammer through and through
57:00 <johninj4> captain and shit
57:00 <Bastardly_One> as if rip my idea off
57:00 <Bastardly_One> a middle eastern take out called Allah Snackbar
58:00 <johninj4> darren will get injured all the time
58:00 <simba> ham doing good things
58:00 <johninj4> yeh man i dunno how, tried to play with them on fm and they are pretty rubbish
58:00 <simba> they gotta rate these random kents higher
58:00 <Vagisil> lol
58:00 <Vagisil> i dont buy heart tick stuff coz it goes to scientists that dont believe in climate change
58:00 <Vagisil> ;)
59:00 <simba> sakho and valencia
59:00 <simba> where they cum from
59:00 <johninj4> yeah thats probably what it is
59:00 <simba> andy carroll best british player
59:00 <johninj4> hopefully he stays fit
59:00 <johninj4> always a worry
59:00 <johninj4> he hit out against rodgers for "messing with his head"
00:00 <johninj4> before the game
00:00 <couleurs> Andy Carroll's X-Mas Carols feat Wayne Rooney
00:00 <johninj4> lol
01:00 <couleurs> take it away boys
01:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> take it away boys
01:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> boy$
01:00 <Dugnuts> im gonna take a vote
02:00 <Dugnuts> should i have another beer?
02:00 <couleurs> help, romeo's jammed again
02:00 <Dugnuts> yay or nay
02:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> jam
02:00 <johninj4> you can still type ok
02:00 <Maurice> Yay
02:00 <johninj4> so i say yay
02:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> beer yes
02:00 <Dugnuts> okeydoke
02:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> here
02:00 <Dugnuts> yes got 3 votes
02:00 <Dugnuts> thats enough for me
02:00 <Dugnuts> i have TEDs
02:00 <Dugnuts> thanks anyway
02:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> ok
02:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> :D
02:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
03:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> ctrl alt end
03:00 <Dugnuts> gimme
03:00 <johninj4> holy shit, gk almost at the halfway line
04:00 <Dugnuts> wooo
04:00 <guest_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Don McLean- American Pie (with Lyrics) (Aug 14, 2008) - Category: Music - 31,205,334 views - 105,631 likes (97.1%), 3,157 dislikes (2.9%)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> what a weird looking bud
05:00 <simba> <johninj4> he hit out against rodgers for "messing with his head" - shotz fired
05:00 <simba> hell be fired up, on the red bull
05:00 <guest_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqZc7ZQURMs
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Al Stewart - Year Of The Cat (Aug 15, 2009) - Category: Music - 6,605,749 views - likes (98.3%), dislikes (1.7%)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> if you were stoned enough this looks like the zelda triforce triangle
06:00 <simba> but if glen johnson is in this back 3 carroll is gonna go mad
06:00 <simba> yesss hes not
06:00 <simba> can skrtel sakho
06:00 <simba> sturridge on bench no balotelli
06:00 <simba> no johnson
06:00 <bluemeanie> pics
07:00 <simba> no stevie g
07:00 <johninj4> ahh damb
07:00 <simba> saved 4 fa cup glory
07:00 <nate> who is this what there
07:00 <johninj4> was gonna be his 700
07:00 <johninj4> seemed apt since that fa cup goal
07:00 <nate> omg fooz ball
07:00 <simba> shit
07:00 <simba> saving it for bolton?
07:00 <johninj4> must be
07:00 <simba> a memorable occasion
07:00 <johninj4> lol
07:00 <simba> like carras 700 was some random europa league qualifier
07:00 <Bastardly_One> changed my mind
07:00 <Bastardly_One> looks more like a cute christmas tree
08:00 <johninj4> he has special boots with 700 on
08:00 <johninj4> i was kinda looking forward to it
08:00 <johninj4> oh well
08:00 <couleurs> 666
08:00 <simba> kool predators
09:00 <simba> in barca colors ----!!!
09:00 <guest_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQzW6wz2JQk
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: -America- A Horse with No Name (Jan 22, 2011) - Category: Music - 2,753,420 views - 12,139 likes (97.4%), dislikes (2.6%)
10:00 <couleurs> 1:11
11:00 <couleurs> time 4 
11:00 <DoC> ty stebie
11:00 <DoC> bbl
14:00 <Dugnuts> you guys suck donkeys
14:00 <Dugnuts> especially you
18:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> sex
18:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
18:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/liverpool-home-1400-jedi-knights-8552303
18:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
18:00 <Vagisil> fuckin asians playing csgo
18:00 <Vagisil> WE GO LENT
19:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> so simba hows the studys going?
19:00 <beagle> hey beautiful people https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs im playing now
19:00 <beagle> and i love you all
19:00 <nate> yeah simba u studying romeos techniques
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Counting Crows - A Long December (Dec 24, 2009) - Category: Music - 4,716,224 views - 16,418 likes (97.5%), 416 dislikes (2.5%)
19:00 <Vagisil> wot?
19:00 <Vagisil> ok we go LAMP
20:00 <beagle> its too easy for me to say i love you
20:00 <beagle> cause all of you
20:00 <beagle> its just the feeling
20:00 <beagle> no , i just think ill talk one one 
20:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> graffitti
20:00 <beagle> so , hardcore on paltalks way diff
21:00 <beagle> cause i go hardcore on cam
21:00 <beagle> like anyone really cares
21:00 <beagle> on irc do what u want
21:00 <beagle> so i love both but
21:00 <johninj4> paltalk - harcore mode
21:00 <beagle> wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy easier irc
21:00 <beagle> nuf said
21:00 <beagle> :)
21:00 <beagle> hey dont worry i started here ill end here
21:00 <beagle> and ill love you all no matter what i do
21:00 <simba> gol
22:00 <beagle> can you love me too ?
22:00 <beagle> youre gonna have good fun here
22:00 <beagle> theres good people in here'
22:00 <beagle> and theyre smart
22:00 <beagle> the people on paltalk are mostly fucking morons.
22:00 <beagle> as if you didnt know
23:00 <Digerati> sup beagle
23:00 <beagle> hi tom
23:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> be headding
23:00 <beagle> wanna skype tom
23:00 <Digerati> nah man, got children over
23:00 <Digerati> it's too late now
23:00 <beagle> look after the idiots lol
23:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> for be heading?
23:00 <Digerati> hmm
23:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> hi Diggy whatever
24:00 <Digerati> hey
24:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> sun
24:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> clouds
24:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> rain
24:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> :)
24:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> oh i thought you said sup
24:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> either way
24:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> hows ya day?
25:00 <Digerati> bored shitless as usual
25:00 <Digerati> then again, tis sunday morn
25:00 <Digerati> sunday is always boring
25:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> ok ok
25:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> boreding
26:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckom3gf57Yw
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - The Unforgiven (Video) (Oct 26, 2009) - Category: Music - 13,683,269 views - 67,253 likes (97.7%), dislikes (2.3%)
26:00 <Vagisil> WOW
26:00 <Vagisil> 33/44
26:00 <Vagisil> labor need 1 seat
26:00 <Vagisil> liberals fucked
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmm ok
27:00 <Bastardly_One> man, you're still going on about the damn qld election
27:00 <Vagisil> lmao
27:00 <Vagisil> did u get ur banana bread u arab
27:00 <Digerati> shuddup Bastardly_One u fat fucker
27:00 <Bastardly_One> actually forgot all aout it 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *about it
28:00 <Vagisil> woolworths banana bread tastes like cunt anyway
28:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> this almost like paintballin
28:00 <guest_> what about banna milk
28:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> this is almost like paintballin
28:00 <guest_> or
28:00 <Vagisil> its all dry like a coon
28:00 <guest_> peppermint milk
30:00 <Bastardly_One> change it to GaYlOrd
30:00 <Bastardly_One> more apt
31:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> cofffffffffffffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
32:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> red cat
32:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> smokeys
32:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> simba 
32:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> wtf.
32:00 <simba> cum
32:00 <simba> in me
32:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> your mums cum
33:00 <simba> dada
33:00 <simba> cardiff
34:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> cut sum fat up for my man tyler durden
35:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a weird bench lineup I think 
35:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub7CRV8_e2g
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cold Chisel - Khe Sanh (Original Studio Version) (Jan 19, 2014) - Category: Music - views - 87 likes (98.9%), 1 dislikes (1.1%)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and I really don't like Lambert at all 
37:00 <simba> its finally a good bench
38:00 <simba> might not have a cb but
38:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF3zbm_Qa9U
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE HERD - I WAS ONLY 19 (Aug 17, 2011) - Category: Music - views - 80 likes (95.2%), 4 dislikes (4.8%)
38:00 <Vagisil> shit hey
38:00 <Vagisil> looks like minority gubment for qld
40:00 <sm0k3> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwTyiusY0Tw
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skyhooks - Living In The 70's (Apr 26, 2011) - Category: Music - views - 15 likes (88.2%), 2 dislikes (11.8%)
40:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> porn.com , #hate
41:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> i must brush my teeth
41:00 <Digerati> pleased to meet you
41:00 <Digerati> hope you guessed me name
41:00 <Digerati> but what's puzzling you
42:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> muscles
42:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> i must brush my teeth
42:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> with porn and hate
42:00 <Digerati> is the nature
42:00 <Digerati> of my game
43:00 <simba> vul’
43:00 <johninj4> had to go chuck da game on
44:00 <alienated> again this game you speak of?
44:00 <simba> its all a game
44:00 <alienated> simba got game?
45:00 <simba> im 70% game
46:00 <sm0k3> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPte8mtgTqw
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eminem: Business (lyrics) (Feb 29, 2008) - Category: Music - views - 6,874 likes (98.7%), dislikes (1.3%)
47:00 <alienated> i love sex
47:00 <johninj4> what team would alienated go for?
47:00 <alienated> hehe
47:00 <simba> man utd
47:00 <alienated> dunno
47:00 <johninj4> yeah 
48:00 <johninj4> man u fan
48:00 <johninj4> he loves the van gaal
48:00 <simba> homer simpson
48:00 <simba> man utd
48:00 <johninj4> http://imgur.com/ww37b2O 
49:00 <alienated> porn again?
49:00 <johninj4> nah
49:00 <alienated> ok
49:00 <johninj4> http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/67/590x/Louis-Van-Gaal-552633.jpg 
50:00 <alienated> cool
50:00 <alienated> NFL i like the Raiders
50:00 <simba> me 2
50:00 <alienated> cool simba
50:00 <simba> fuk yea pirates
51:00 <johninj4> yeh raiders are my 2nd team
53:00 <alienated> seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds
54:00 <beagle> i just totally spaced out
54:00 <beagle> listening to guns r roses
54:00 <beagle> youtube .... youre VERY awesoe
54:00 <simba> id space out too
54:00 <beagle> some
54:00 <beagle> someher 
54:00 <beagle> alsdfkjlakjfd
54:00 <beagle> hi
54:00 <sm0k3> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N76DToPFanM
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eminem - Criminal Lyrics (Nov 29, 2010) - Category: Music - 1,132,580 views - 4,004 likes (98.3%), dislikes (1.7%)
54:00 <beagle> still listening this one
54:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7fZ4wxWP1Q 
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Australian soldiers almost run over by APC (May 26, 2014) - Category: People & Blogs - 8,874 views - 51 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
54:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg&x-yt-cl=85114404&x-yt-ts=1422579428
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guns N' Roses - Welcome To The Jungle (Dec 24, 2009) - Category: Music - 62,767,329 views - 267,564 likes (98%), 5,341 dislikes (2%)
55:00 <beagle> im glad laptops fast... it also plays fucking video
55:00 <beagle> nice microsoft , even no ?
55:00 <beagle> well very
55:00 <beagle> fuck ads then.
55:00 <beagle> they even try bring THOSE down.
55:00 <beagle> nice, microsoft, nice
55:00 <beagle> (they do)
55:00 <xc> yo yo kaputzzaaa!!!!
56:00 <beagle> this laptops so fast im like how hell is this a laptop i have had thousands of dollars desktop thats slower
56:00 <beagle> and thats true
56:00 <simba> ok
56:00 <beagle> 48 watts of insanity
56:00 <beagle> i forgot plug it in
56:00 <beagle> still get me doing it all
56:00 <beagle> its hardcore.
56:00 <British^Meat> Your laptop plays video?
56:00 <beagle> people pay twice as much for shit i paid for this half of
56:00 <beagle> 4 years ago
56:00 <British^Meat> GET OUT! (pushes beagle)
56:00 <beagle> British^Meat ....
57:00 <beagle> youre weird do u want an idea
57:00 <British^Meat> no
57:00 <British^Meat> so dont tell me any
57:00 <Slowmover> Hello all
58:00 <silverhawk> what laptop is it beagle
58:00 <alienated> hello
59:00 <beagle> woke up and i said 'im in love with lucie'
59:00 <beagle> out loud
59:00 <beagle> of course i am
59:00 <beagle> i dont really need her to know till i wanna love her ....
59:00 <beagle> both ways
59:00 <alienated> is there still that guy that plays ron burgandy there?
59:00 <beagle> i dont think there is anything about her i dont love
59:00 <beagle> wine....
59:00 <beagle> shush
59:00 <beagle> :)
00:00 <beagle> :?
00:00 <Slowmover> /me stretches
01:00 <Slowmover> Hmmm
01:00 <sm0k3> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3myRRZkErs
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Training Day- Diner Scene (Oct 24, 2008) - Category: Film & Animation - 248,933 views - 567 likes (95.3%), 28 dislikes (4.7%)
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
04:00 <beagle> silver
05:00 <Slowmover> ?
05:00 <alienated> i wanna get a phone
05:00 <Slowmover> What sort?
05:00 <alienated> NP: Tempest VNV Nation
05:00 <alienated> any sort
05:00 <alienated> one that works
05:00 <alienated> and is legal
05:00 <xc> I AM THE EATER OF WORLDS!!!
06:00 <alienated> legit.
06:00 <Slowmover> I have 2 iphone 5
06:00 <Slowmover> Loof!
06:00 <xc> muahhahahahhaa!
07:00 <Loof> hey man :)
07:00 <alienated> ok nice
07:00 <xc> yay
08:00 <beagle> jesus and a gun
08:00 <alienated> mary
08:00 <beagle> digeratie why did you tell me about this one
08:00 <alienated> mary and jesus
08:00 <beagle> this is hardcore
08:00 <beagle> well its just mary now
08:00 <xc> australia won the asian cup
08:00 <xc> hopefully this will open this nations eyes
08:00 <bluemeanie> velly happy
08:00 <bluemeanie> to?
08:00 <xc> that soccer should be the main sport
08:00 <xc> not afl or rugby
09:00 <alienated> ok
09:00 <beagle> we have to look after our women as we are human and
09:00 <beagle> aliens deny us
09:00 <beagle> im sorry, they do do that .
09:00 <beagle> i have seen proof.
09:00 <beagle> in close
09:00 <beagle> i told you.
09:00 <beagle> the oval thing
09:00 <beagle> well its 
09:00 <beagle> hey
09:00 <beagle> look around you
09:00 <beagle> do you think that you'd love yourself if you were in hatred
09:00 <beagle> in love with a good woman ?
09:00 <nate> and i should be ciderella
09:00 <xc> hopefully soccer will soon become the dominant code in this nation
09:00 <xc> bluemeanie.....
09:00 <bluemeanie> mmm?
09:00 <xc> J.O.B Squad
09:00 <xc> lol
09:00 <bluemeanie> j o b squad?
09:00 <xc> yep
10:00 <alienated> Seinfield was on tv
10:00 <beagle> im always saying ........
10:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9b7K1D2z74&x-yt-cl=85114404&x-yt-ts=1422579428
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nine Inch Nails - The Big Come Down (VEVO Presents) (Dec 6, 2013) - Category: Music - 111,030 views - 1,142 likes (97.9%), 25 dislikes (2.1%)
10:00 <beagle> if im not living in not same way in love ....
10:00 <Slowmover> Goodnight
10:00 <xc> do u know what that is?
10:00 <bluemeanie> jolly old bastrds?
10:00 <bluemeanie> nope
10:00 <xc> wth
10:00 <bluemeanie> fuck nose
10:00 <xc> what made u come up with that nick blue meanie?
10:00 <bluemeanie> smarties commercial
10:00 <bluemeanie> when blue smarties came out, the blue one kindnapped some other one and was the bluemeanie
11:00 <alienated> 11 10
11:00 <alienated> pm
11:00 <beagle> do i smash window n kill it or just run
11:00 <beagle> i rana
11:00 <beagle> yeah i ran
11:00 <beagle> you dont need be einstein
11:00 <alienated> wran
11:00 <nate> beagle love me!
11:00 <beagle> they agree with stupid
11:00 <xc> .....oh
11:00 <bluemeanie> not commodore, mushrooms, wrestlers or beatles movies related
11:00 <xc> lol i thought it was wrestler related
11:00 <xc> :(
12:00 <nate> i need those puppy dog eyes
12:00 <beagle> that means me.
12:00 <alienated> be nice fellas
12:00 <bluemeanie> i didnt even know that fat blue cunt existed until someone showed me
12:00 <xc> lol
12:00 <bluemeanie> king kong bundy was still wrestling when i stopped watchin
12:00 <xc> lol damn
13:00 <nate> gotta get back
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yay for streaming because
13:00 <xc> thats like the 80s
13:00 <bluemeanie> hah yep sth like that
14:00 <Bastardly_One> man is there a good fucked up Jap movie on SBS
14:00 <nate> b1 u got any hugs for me?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> pure trash ... it's great
14:00 <nate> i gots noffin!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> no!!
14:00 <alienated> i gots bread
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I am the hug nazi
14:00 <nate> a little one?
14:00 <alienated> and cheddar
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I said ... no
14:00 <nate> half a hug?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> no
14:00 <alienated> nate hug me
14:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
14:00 <nate> ok bear hug!
15:00 <nate> ahhhh
15:00 <nate> feels better
15:00 <Loof> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1979729_629533687111725_1026769129_n.jpg?oh=c1f8026755a5603aff8da912a67d7d45&oe=55617062
15:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDXSTAqVwo8&x-yt-cl=85114404&x-yt-ts=1422579428
15:00 <nate> hey pig~!
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nine Inch Nails - Piggy (VEVO Presents) (Dec 6, 2013) - Category: Music - 66,337 views - 614 likes (98.9%), 7 dislikes (1.1%)
15:00 <xc> so 
15:00 <bluemeanie> last fight i remember was a cage match, bundy and hogan. they had to cut bundys eyes with a razor so he could see he actually got fucked up. was awes.
15:00 <xc> dam
15:00 <xc> yep that was epic
16:00 <alienated> pigs are cool
16:00 <alienated> but not cops
16:00 <alienated> i think
16:00 <alienated> that
16:00 <alienated> is
16:00 <alienated> from
16:00 <alienated> the
16:00 <Bastardly_One> My ex is born in the year of the pig too
16:00 <alienated> last time
16:00 <alienated> sweeeeet
16:00 <Pieter> like like uhhh hi umm guys
16:00 <Pieter> like, HI !
16:00 <bluemeanie> POITERRRRR
16:00 <bluemeanie> brb, shitting
16:00 <Pieter> elroy?
17:00 <Loof> wife and i are both tigers
17:00 <Loof> she's three months older than me the cradel snatcher :P
17:00 <alienated> Loof you have a wife?
17:00 <nate> i am a tweety bird!
17:00 <Pieter> Im somewhat shitting too
17:00 <xc> omg
17:00 <Pieter> Met someone a couple mths back but didnt really hang out till 3 days ago , now shes moving in tomorrow morning 
18:00 <nate> loof is a lesbian
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a Rooster
18:00 <British^Meat> `topic  <beagle> do you think that you'd love yourself if you were in hatred
18:00 <nate> bit of a cock hey b1
18:00 <nate> ho ho ho
18:00 <Loof> hereeeeeee they come to snuff the rooster
18:00 <nate> britishmeat is on his bmp's this month
18:00 <Pieter> I dunno how this has happened 
18:00 <Pieter> But Ill finally have a gurl in the kitchen ! =)
18:00 <xc> u should rape her
19:00 <Pieter> Yeah , umm .... I have a feeling it be the other way about , shes a scorpio n im a libra , shes gonna dominate me at the beginning but after a lil time it will be game on ;p
19:00 <Pieter> SUPER BOWL
19:00 <Pieter> what time does it start ?
20:00 <xc> i hope you get cancer and die Pieter.
20:00 <Pieter> fuck it let the epg take care of it , im going shower then bed , gonna cberish this last snooze :D
21:00 <alienated> british marijuana
21:00 <Pieter> xc: Hows it feel knowing that the chances of that occuring are the same odds where you suck daddies dick 
21:00 <Pieter> possibly heaps of dead mes !
22:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFgAE5SgFnw
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alice In Chains - Them Bones (Dec 3, 2011) - Category: Music - 423,957 views - 1,991 likes (98.2%), 36 dislikes (1.8%)
22:00 <nate> ooooaaahhwwww
22:00 <xc> your brother is better than you Pieter.
22:00 <xc> you fail at life.
22:00 <Pieter> cyas ! gonna go ride the jetstream down the drain and end up finding myself in china .... Ressurection like but Ill be the cooler resurrection , the one that outdoes the legend of Jebus !
23:00 <Pieter> xc: you need some help , lifeline may be a good place to begin
23:00 <Pieter> *gone* 
23:00 <bluemeanie> im banned from lifeline... apparently its non of my business what they are wearing...
27:00 <johninj4> http://i.imgur.com/D2VsrQp.jpg 
28:00 <xc> lol same
28:00 <xc> from the shaky rythm of my breath and voice
28:00 <bluemeanie> hahaha
28:00 <xc> the lady i was speaking to could tell i was jerking off
29:00 <Loof> thank christ
29:00 <bluemeanie> yeah they can always tell when i do to... coz i cry a lot
29:00 <xc> lol
29:00 <bluemeanie> before during and especially after
29:00 <xc> some issues there brah
30:00 <bluemeanie> meh im just quirky
31:00 <xc> uh neighbors
31:00 <xc> ugh
32:00 <Loof> fuk
32:00 <Loof> out of tea
32:00 <johninj4> :(
33:00 <Loof> how you been man?
33:00 <johninj4> yeah alright
33:00 <johninj4> how about you?
33:00 <xc> will always be 2nd fiddle to home and away
34:00 <Loof> not too bad
35:00 <Loof> need some work soonish
35:00 <Loof> crossed fingers
35:00 <johninj4> hope you pick some up
35:00 <Loof> thanks man :)
35:00 <Pieter> Err , Neighbours is shown in over 47 countries
36:00 <johninj4> ima head back down to vic again soon
36:00 <Loof> awesome!
36:00 <johninj4> couple of weeks
36:00 <johninj4> yeh man
36:00 <Loof> fucking sweet
36:00 <johninj4> looking forward to it
36:00 <bluemeanie> you wanna know why, coz its cheap to buy
36:00 <Pieter> No yankee wants to watch alf stewarts chins wobble like jubba the hutt every time he calls people FLAMIN GALAHS !
36:00 <Pieter> STREUTH !
38:00 <Pieter> Naa, I think that the teens that end up being crushed apon by viewers are all ones that end off going further in the arts industry .... Ive never heard of a home n away person doing much with their life after leaving the show
40:00 <Pieter> What spins me out is hollys relation olympia is in neighbours now , defintely sexier than holly but will prob be one that doesnt take things any further , I think she'd just use her looks n attitude to get what she wants , older guys n metropol bookings , its all she will want ;p
40:00 <Pieter> shower n bed bbl
41:00 <Bastardly_One> just stfu up commentators
41:00 <Bastardly_One> we get it 
41:00 <bluemeanie> hey what you talkin about, mexicunt of home and away is on play school now, hes hit the BIG TIME
42:00 <Bastardly_One> collins is injured
42:00 <johninj4> hehe
42:00 <johninj4> we are parking the bus
42:00 <Maurice> Jackie Collins?
43:00 <Maurice> Thats a travesty
43:00 <johninj4> lol
43:00 <alienated> treason
44:00 <Bastardly_One> look at Dan the Man 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> cool as a cumcumber
44:00 <Bastardly_One> watching the match? nuh, give a fuck
44:00 <Loof> CUMCUMBER
44:00 <xc> whose mexicunt?
44:00 <xc> and er.....chris hemsworth anyone?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> OOPS
45:00 <Bastardly_One> cucumber
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ahem
45:00 <Loof> funniest word ever
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <xc> ex home and away actor whos freakin THOR???
45:00 <xc> ever heard of that?
45:00 <xc> name one single neighbors actor/actress whose made it as big as chris hemsworth.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> this stream is glitchy and laggy
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry up half time
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up about collins
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna kill this cunt
46:00 <Loof> hurry up full time :P
46:00 <johninj4> pirate bay is back online apparently
46:00 <bluemeanie> the mexican lookin sancho who was rootin alfs daughter
46:00 <bluemeanie> in the 80's
46:00 <xc> (actors/actresses who appears briefly dont count, they have to at least star for 1 season for more)
47:00 <xc> ic
47:00 <xc> another notable home and away alumni is ryan kwanten
48:00 <Loof> oh fuck it is!
48:00 <Loof> awesome
48:00 <alienated> aaaaawesoooome
48:00 <Loof> https://thepiratebay.se/
48:00 <xc> he's made it big as jason in true blood
48:00 <bluemeanie> what about "angel" shes on movies sometimes.
48:00 <xc> i dunno who that is
48:00 <bluemeanie> and finlays brother
48:00 <xc> that says it all
48:00 <bluemeanie> hes doin ok
48:00 <xc> no idea who they are.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> how are the stats not one sided?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you guys had a lot of the ball
49:00 <bluemeanie> melissa goerge 
49:00 <bluemeanie> and
49:00 <xc> bluemeanie how about i cave ya fucken face in cunt?
49:00 <bluemeanie> Damian Roberts
49:00 <bluemeanie> go for it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> RoboGeisha
50:00 <Bastardly_One> this movie is whacked
50:00 <Bastardly_One> on SBS
50:00 <xc> dont taunt me fucker
50:00 <xc> your playin with fire.
50:00 <bluemeanie> fuckin poke
50:00 <bluemeanie> poke
50:00 <bluemeanie> in your face
50:00 <xc> do u know who i fucken know?
50:00 <bluemeanie> you dont scare small children cunt
50:00 <xc> do u know the comancheros?
50:00 <xc> have u ever heard of them?
50:00 <xc> my cousin is a prospect
50:00 <bluemeanie> oh its you, the fake bikie poofter, i remmeber you.
51:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi4pzKvuEQM
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chet Faker - Gold (Official Music Video) (Aug 12, 2014) - Category: Music - 7,356,246 views - 60,779 likes (98.7%), 808 dislikes (1.3%)
51:00 <Loof> wow something that zac actually wants to spend more time on than video games
51:00 <bluemeanie> i hope he gets his arse fucked
51:00 <xc> fuck u bitch i will rape YOU
51:00 <bluemeanie> wasnt it cc's you were up the arse of last time i was here?
51:00 <xc> whos cc's?
51:00 <bluemeanie> i think you just dreaming
51:00 <xc> i will make u my prag
52:00 <Loof> been playing with that lego for days
52:00 <Loof> awesome
52:00 <bluemeanie> yeah irl you aint shit man
52:00 <bluemeanie> so fuck up 
52:00 <xc> irl im 6'8
52:00 <xc> how tall are u?
52:00 <xc> bet ur a fucken short cunt
52:00 <bluemeanie> tall enough to reach the rifle 
52:00 <xc> midget ass motherfuka
52:00 <xc> ooooh rifle toughguy huh
53:00 <xc> i got a mac-10 cunt
53:00 <bluemeanie> yep, come to my place and see
53:00 <xc> yeah?
53:00 <bluemeanie> yep
53:00 <xc> whats your address?
53:00 <bluemeanie> hurry up mate
54:00 <bluemeanie> i been just BEGGIN to off some cunt let it be you
54:00 <bluemeanie> bring the 10, ill have that thanks
54:00 <xc> lol whoa tough guy huh
54:00 <xc> i will fucken humble u cunt
54:00 <bluemeanie> lol you been singin the same tune for years, bet you havent even had a fisty in the mean time
55:00 <xc> i do muay thai
55:00 <xc> i fight in tornaments
55:00 <bluemeanie> look, you gunna bark all day or you gunna bite?
55:00 <bluemeanie> little doggie
55:00 <xc> bite 
55:00 <xc> im on  my way there right now
55:00 <bluemeanie> yes!
55:00 <xc> my mates driving, we just got into the car he's driving me now
55:00 <xc> im on my phone 
56:00 <bluemeanie> you on something....
56:00 <xc> thats how im still here typing to you
56:00 <xc> gona fuck u up cunt
56:00 <nate> xc jump in bluemeanies panties already
56:00 <nate> all this is foreplay
56:00 <bluemeanie> ok since now we all know your LYING
56:00 <bluemeanie> =P
56:00 <nate> LYANG!
57:00 <xc> i fucked ur mum last night
57:00 <xc> she was a good cocksuker man
57:00 <nate> ok thats not a lie
58:00 <bluemeanie> still talkin to me? i thought we were passed that
58:00 <bluemeanie> in your "car" with your "mate" sif you own either of thse
59:00 <Bastardly_One> this half time is taking forerver
59:00 <nate> bluemeanie what car u got
59:00 <xc> he aint even got a lisense
59:00 <xc> his a joke
59:00 <bluemeanie> atleast i can spell licence
59:00 <bluemeanie> or maybe not
00:00 <BlackDevil> who wants to smell me?
00:00 <nate> the sixth lisense
00:00 <xc> lol bluemeanie owned himself
00:00 <bluemeanie> fuck it was better then your effert dickhead
00:00 <nate> u better smell like flowers blackdevil
00:00 <xc> "effert"
01:00 <xc> lolz
01:00 <xc> nigga u dumber than me
02:00 <Bastardly_One> dear God
02:00 <Bastardly_One> they're playing Happy ... 
03:00 <johninj4> looooooool
03:00 <johninj4> that was such a spastic volley
03:00 <BlackDevil> if you succed
07:00 <johninj4> :(
08:00 <Bastardly_One> GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
08:00 <Vagisil> lol
09:00 <Loof> great spilled my last cup of tea lol
10:00 <green> it happens to the best of us
10:00 <johninj4> bummer
12:00 <Vagisil> b1
12:00 <Vagisil> did u know
12:00 <Vagisil> in 2004 WA's current premier lead a group of people trying to change legal age of homosexual acts to 18
12:00 <Vagisil> and he still made fucking premier
13:00 <Loof> what age is it now?
13:00 <Vagisil> 16
13:00 <Loof> younger or older?
13:00 <Loof> i see
15:00 <johninj4> it's 18 in qld still
15:00 <johninj4> for sodomy
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
16:00 <johninj4> they seem to think its discrimination
16:00 <johninj4> i guess it is
17:00 <Vagisil> lol
17:00 <Vagisil> while up until 4 years ago the legal age of consent at vatican city was 12...
17:00 <Loof> wtf
17:00 <Vagisil> but only for boys if i remember rightly
18:00 <johninj4> yuck
18:00 <Vagisil> its still 13 in spain
19:00 <Loof> dont tell picard
19:00 <johninj4> lol
19:00 <johninj4> ElPicsardo
19:00 <Vagisil> 14 in germany
19:00 <Vagisil> italy
19:00 <Vagisil> etc
19:00 <johninj4> i think it should be relative to the partners age
20:00 <Vagisil> yeh most of em have 18+ laws
20:00 <johninj4> like 4 year bracket + minimum age
20:00 <Loof> agreed
20:00 <Vagisil> so a 19 year old cant fuck a 13 year old
20:00 <johninj4> yeh
20:00 <Vagisil> spain is open book 13
20:00 <Loof> my sister was 13 and her husband was 20 when they met
20:00 <Loof> fuck i hate her
20:00 <johninj4> thats messed up
20:00 <Loof> yep slag mum didn't do shit
21:00 <johninj4> i used to know a 14 year old when i was 17
21:00 <johninj4> she went with a 21 year old
21:00 <johninj4> that guy was a fucking tool
21:00 <Loof> rockspiders
21:00 <johninj4> seriously if you are 21 and can't find a chick 18+ you are a unit
21:00 <Vagisil> i went with a 45 year old when i was 16 lol
21:00 <Vagisil> LOL
22:00 <Vagisil> oh well
22:00 <johninj4> eep
22:00 <Vagisil> should prob go to bed
23:00 <johninj4> are they still together then loof?
23:00 <Vagisil> playing catchup at work tomorrow
23:00 <Loof> yep
23:00 <Loof> nobody seems to realise how ped it is
23:00 <Loof> i should tell everyone on facebook
24:00 <Vagisil> lol thats fuck all
24:00 <Vagisil> 7 years is nothing
24:00 <Vagisil> oh
24:00 <Vagisil> when they met
24:00 <johninj4> it is when someone is 13
24:00 <Vagisil> yeh thats as bad as my sister lol
24:00 <Vagisil> slightly worse actually
24:00 <Loof> :(
24:00 <Loof> its fucked
24:00 <Vagisil> she was 14 he was 28 or something
24:00 <Loof> gross
25:00 <johninj4> i dunno how they do it
25:00 <johninj4> twisted
25:00 <Vagisil> tiny cocks probably
25:00 <Loof> tiny minds too
25:00 <Loof> cant relate to their own age
25:00 <Loof> or maybe its a power thing
25:00 <Vagisil> i cant even fuck a chick with a shaven cunt
25:00 <Vagisil> freaks me out
25:00 <alienatedCROPcircles> power and money
25:00 <Loof> yep
25:00 <Loof> bush ftw!
27:00 <Vagisil> mmm bed time ni nite
27:00 <johninj4> ciao
28:00 <Loof> night
29:00 <romeo> new york new york
30:00 <Bastardly_One> amazing
30:00 <Bastardly_One> shitting yourselves much now dan the man is on?
30:00 <Vagisil> jesus
30:00 <Vagisil> apparently australia is back on the teacher wage - performance bandwagon
30:00 <Vagisil> trying to weed out ill performing teachers
30:00 <Vagisil> how about targeting ill performing parents
30:00 <Pieter> NITE MAH LIL LEMMINGS
31:00 <Vagisil> most of the kids in class that are fucking stupid is either because 
31:00 <Loof> i'd want a security guard in the classroom with me before i'd even think about teaching high school
31:00 <Vagisil> a) their attendance is cunted
31:00 <Pieter> MAY YOU ALL GO 80 VIRGINS SUICIDE BOMBER ON YOURSELVES BECAUSE YOU CANT FIND YOUR WAY HOME !
31:00 <Pieter> *gone*
32:00 <Vagisil> b) they are a total cunt in class they constantly get sent out
32:00 <Vagisil> yeh my mrs is a fucking star hey
32:00 <Vagisil> she goes from period 1 teaching kindy
32:00 <Vagisil> to period 2 teaching year 10
33:00 <Vagisil> doesnt put up with shit either
33:00 <Loof> all the little cunts are carrying knives around here these days
33:00 <Loof> take em to school and shit
33:00 <Vagisil> teacher got stabbed here end of last year
33:00 <Vagisil> by a year 4
33:00 <Loof> fuck
34:00 <Loof> this generation is putrid
34:00 <romeo> hackt central
34:00 <Vagisil> i tell u what if a kid stabbed me
34:00 <Vagisil> id fuckin try my hardest to fall on the cunt
34:00 <Vagisil> elbow str8 thru the fuckin ribcage
35:00 <Vagisil> LOL
35:00 <beehhh> fuck my arse
35:00 <nate> elbow his arse
35:00 <beehhh> fist your arse
36:00 <beehhh> fuck cannot sleep and the stress
36:00 <beehhh> i got 3more fkn units to go then done flying up to UK
37:00 <beehhh> would the uk be cool or harsh as downunder
37:00 <BlackDevil> beehhh
37:00 <BlackDevil> you ever seen a vagina?
37:00 <beehhh> nope never
37:00 <beehhh> i came from one btw
38:00 <Christopher> fucken bullshit
38:00 <Christopher> my scissors were not there
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I stole them
39:00 <Bastardly_One> johninj4
39:00 <Bastardly_One> GOAL!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Dan the Man 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> wb :D
39:00 <johninj4> ;p;
39:00 <johninj4> haha
39:00 <johninj4> oh well
40:00 <johninj4> i like danny so i'll allow him that
40:00 <Bastardly_One> brings a tear to me eye it does
40:00 <Bastardly_One> not :P
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... WOOT!
40:00 <beehhh> do you think of a pussy when you smoke the cigar
42:00 <beehhh> korean parlors must be busy tonight at sydney
42:00 <Christopher> nah they re appeared some where they werent
43:00 <Loof> somebody buy me gta v k thx :P
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you own it 
43:00 <Christopher> means i am not safe
43:00 <Christopher> cant sleep ever
44:00 <Loof> PC
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
46:00 <beagle> i love you all and i wish you a long healthy life
46:00 <beagle> im not saying cause im sad this time
46:00 <beagle> i always did
46:00 <beagle> if i made it mistakes not shared
46:00 <beagle> love you all
46:00 <beagle> :)
46:00 <Christopher> trying play games with wrong person
46:00 <Christopher> i checked there b4 was first place i checked
46:00 <Christopher> for scissors
47:00 <Loof> oh yeah battlefield hardline ps4 beta is available tomorrow
47:00 <Loof> free open beta
47:00 <Loof> battlefield meets gta
47:00 <Christopher> how the fuck werent they there b4 i went to sleep
47:00 <Christopher> and now they are
48:00 <Christopher> still no letting ppl in sorry
49:00 <beehhh> i hope canada has better days waiting for me
49:00 <beehhh> or someone like me
50:00 <johninj4> that seems like a cool concept
50:00 <johninj4> never liked gta online much
51:00 <Loof> first person is pretty good
51:00 <johninj4> just doesn't seem to be much teamwork though
51:00 <Loof> agreed
51:00 <johninj4> so battlefield should fix that
51:00 <Loof> yep
51:00 <BlackDevil> johninj4
52:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOoKzw3JSCM good luck and i love you cept you , fattie ...
52:00 <johninj4> ?
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ZZ Top - Viva Las Vegas (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) (Jul 1, 2013) - Category: Music - views - 2,835 likes (96.8%), 95 dislikes (3.2%)
52:00 <BlackDevil> hi
52:00 <johninj4> hello
52:00 <Bastardly_One> good game :D
52:00 <beagle> this sounds so fucking cool
52:00 <BlackDevil> how are you mate?
52:00 <johninj4> going pretty good
52:00 <johninj4> how about you?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he is lying
52:00 <BlackDevil> good
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he is crying rn
52:00 <Christopher> time to shut u down
53:00 <beagle> i DID win other day and i thought was in las vegas lmao
53:00 <beagle> bit drunk.
53:00 <beagle> well
53:00 <johninj4> lol nah i didn't expect a win 
53:00 <beagle> first time i ever won was after listening this song
53:00 <beagle> oh yes and buying for 8 dollars a quarts ball
53:00 <beagle> they sent me two
53:00 <beagle> i didnt pay for second
53:00 <johninj4> whats news BlackDevil?
53:00 <beagle> theyre welcome 
53:00 <beagle> hey if i win
53:00 <beagle> ill share 1000
53:00 <johninj4> superbowl coming up soon
54:00 <Loof> mmm super bowl
54:00 <johninj4> hehe
54:00 <beagle> they spent in china more than a week what i paid them 8 dollars for
54:00 <beagle> its very good money in china
54:00 <johninj4> hopefully the seahwaks win, i love watching tom brady cry
54:00 <beagle> but nowhere
54:00 <beagle> like australia
54:00 <beagle> aussies , chinese people are smart and prices are much same , its really hard to live there
55:00 <beagle> we dont need an emporeror
55:00 <beagle> i would rather make him eat shit
55:00 <johninj4> they don't have one anymore
56:00 <Bastardly_One> what are you on about
57:00 <beagle> good night
57:00 <johninj4> nini
57:00 <Christopher> u cant trust noone
58:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsk_ZFitWYk
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: metro2033.mp4 (Nov 6, 2010) - Category: Gaming - views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
58:00 <beagle> ill leave you with most hardcore videos i recorded, bye
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hardcore
58:00 <Bastardly_One> goin' right off
59:00 <simba> kool
59:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One go fap and goto bed
59:00 <Bastardly_One> no
01:00 <Loof> time to switch from weed to coffee i think or else zzzzzzzzzz
01:00 <BlackDevil> ok
01:00 <Loof> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that all
02:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
02:00 <Loof> fuck it one last bong
02:00 <simba> 1 l b
02:00 <simba> Doonkey Koong
03:00 <Loof> famous last words
03:00 <johninj4> 1lb - fuck dreamz
03:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <beehhh> cum
03:00 <simba> yang yong
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I have like a huge bowl full
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I seem to have a neverending supply lately
04:00 <Loof> nice
04:00 <johninj4> neverending stoooooooorrrrrryyyyyyyyy
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <Loof> that dragons head fucked with me
04:00 <Loof> looked like scabs
04:00 <johninj4> haha 
04:00 <johninj4> limahls hair still fucks with me
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <beehhh> ok im gonna do morning yoga in the lake
05:00 <Loof> oh it wasn't its head it was its back
05:00 <Loof> thats right
05:00 <johninj4> http://img6.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/j/y/jyx6rfzqnvzcfrqy.jpg?djet1p5k 
05:00 <Loof> https://cinemaautopsy.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/never-ending-story.jpeg
05:00 <beehhh> http://www.curtin.edu.my/curtinsarawak/images/14.jpg
05:00 <johninj4> haha wow
06:00 <johninj4> its like pearls or something
06:00 <Loof> yeah lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> bored shitless
11:00 <Christopher> so the whole world is against me
11:00 <Christopher> u wanta swap
11:00 <Christopher> lol
11:00 <Christopher> not
11:00 <Christopher> fuck man
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, wouldn't be fun having a shit time
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you're aware of it this time though it sounds
13:00 <Christopher> not going newhere from now on
13:00 <Christopher> fuck every cunt
14:00 <Christopher> and like i know noone now
15:00 <beagle> i left emf radiation electronic meter on all night
15:00 <beagle> i wake up 
15:00 <beagle>  imlie 
15:00 <beagle> like 000
15:00 <beagle> well no ghost then
15:00 <beagle> no alarm
15:00 <beagle> it has one and red buzzer
15:00 <beagle> yannno
15:00 <beagle> and tilly said nothing i asked her
15:00 <beagle> might been bit drunk
17:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I must be bored when playing DriveClub
17:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <Loof> guess its better than the crew
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not bad as such
18:00 <Bastardly_One> to me it's just got a short life ... 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and took ages to improve and things that are DLC you have to pay for really should be free IMO
19:00 <Loof> this is gonna rule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kik4rMEE2G8
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Project CARS on PS4: 6 things we love! (Jan 28, 2015) - Category: Gaming - 76,308 views - 1,327 likes (96.8%), 44 dislikes (3.2%)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> am waiting for that 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> then this gets deleted
20:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid shitty hdd space
20:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> for the year extra wait on this game and it's expectations is should of been 50 times better
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and the first couple of months the servers were down more than a whore's panties
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and the entire concept is a drive club ... like social
21:00 <Bastardly_One> spastics
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this bit I'm up to is meant to be easy
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you fuckin' tell ME that
22:00 <Bastardly_One> no matter what perspective I use
22:00 <Christopher> i hate u
23:00 <Bastardly_One> DriveClub is supposedly best appreciated in first person
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that right off
23:00 <Bastardly_One> too hard for me in race games
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <Loof> i'm stuck on gt5
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nice
23:00 <Bastardly_One> rage on
24:00 <Loof> even if i dont fuck up one bit i cant win
24:00 <Loof> brother fucked me choosing shit cars
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't go back to my ps3
27:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why I don't sell it ... probably because the best offer Ive had is $100
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna get rid of the games as well if I were to sell it 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... double I think sounds fair
27:00 <Bastardly_One> about 25 - 30 games
28:00 <Loof> nice
28:00 <Loof> i'll buy the games :P
28:00 <Bastardly_One> tempting
28:00 <Bastardly_One> considering the console I know can be sold like *clicks* that 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> to the bro in law ... the kids hijacked his for Minecraft
29:00 <Bastardly_One> remind me to make a list of the PS3 games then
29:00 <Loof> cool i'll give you $100 for the games :P
30:00 <Bastardly_One> if I went to trade them I'd only get about that based on their release dates
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'll consider it 
30:00 <Loof> cool
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hate being half hungry
32:00 <Loof> milk?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> or kind of hungry or whatever
32:00 <Bastardly_One> like make your mind up mind
32:00 <Loof> yeah lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I'd do a nuke chicken burger
32:00 <Bastardly_One> if I knew I really wanted it 
32:00 <Loof> i have to ask myself "is it just muchines or am i hungry?"
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get munchies for real
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I need to move
33:00 <Loof> nice
33:00 <Loof> i get em bad
33:00 <Gambino> hi everyone
33:00 <johninj4> hi
33:00 <Bastardly_One> never have unless it's real mong out bushy and not smash ya face in like most stuff around of late
33:00 <Gambino> wow its like 4am hehehe
33:00 <johninj4> 333 here
33:00 <Gambino> glad I'm not the only one awake
33:00 <Christopher> yeah hurry up
34:00 <Bastardly_One> 4:33 backward state
34:00 <Gambino> 333
34:00 <Gambino> thats like half of lucifer
34:00 <Christopher> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the sort of area I can afford in Melb is more likely to be out your way
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> qld
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hell
35:00 <Bastardly_One> same difference
35:00 <Christopher> no
35:00 <Christopher> no ooooooooooooooooooooooo
36:00 <Gambino> are you in queensland? :)
36:00 <Christopher> fricken
37:00 <Gambino> ive always wanted to visit there
37:00 <Gambino> they have a movieworld there huh
37:00 <Loof> fuck off rain i want a cig
37:00 <johninj4> yeah
37:00 <johninj4> its pretty nice
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <Christopher> like the thing i lost i check that spot 10 times last night
38:00 <johninj4> good climate
38:00 <johninj4> thats probably my favourite part
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... I just miss Melbourne
38:00 <Bastardly_One> not enough opportunities to regain a life in this place for me 
38:00 <Christopher> so its bs
39:00 <Gambino> wow thats deep
39:00 <Loof> i'd like feeling safe walking down the street in rural areas
39:00 <Gambino> howcome you're in queensland then?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> just the truth
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not ... John is 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in Ballarat ... 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> all boring places in Vic start with B
40:00 <Loof> lol bendigo
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat, Bendigo
40:00 <Gambino> ah, wasn't ballarat like a gold rush town
40:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Bairnsdale 
40:00 <Gambino> back in the 1800s
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah back int he 1800s
41:00 <Gambino> that part if australian history is quite interesting
41:00 <Gambino> ive read about the chinese immigrants who came during then
42:00 <johninj4> yeah thats an interesting story
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, big community of chinese up here that I never damn well see 
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> descendents from them ... but a big community apparently
42:00 <Gambino> why don't you see them?
42:00 <Gambino> yeah i have met some actually
42:00 <Loof> bet they have full aussie accents
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... just don't
42:00 <Loof> country accents
42:00 <Gambino> 3rd 4th generation chinese people
43:00 <Gambino> its so strange
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh there's an Insight prog on racism
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and there is actually a chinese student from ballarat
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and she was talking about how she was accepted in uni
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and then comes out with the broadest aussie accent
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out she was born and raised in this hole
43:00 <Gambino> yeah, i mean, when you speak to an old chinese person, you'd expect them to have a heavy chinese accent
43:00 <Loof> theres fuckloads of chinese that have been here since the gold rush
43:00 <nate> its almost 5 am and chris is up for anything!
44:00 <Loof> those cunts trip me out
44:00 <Gambino> and when it turns out they sound like steve freakin irwin
44:00 <Gambino> it just trips you out
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh you'd love one famous one then Loof
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he's famous kind of up here as even in his 80s he takes no shit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> works his shop, etc
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Phil Poon
44:00 <Loof> cool
44:00 <Bastardly_One> absolute legend
44:00 <Gambino> why's that?
44:00 <Christopher> yeah
44:00 <Christopher> i woke up when ppl snuck out
44:00 <Christopher> that snuck in
45:00 <Loof> they're the nicest people if you dont fuck with them
45:00 <Bastardly_One> just ran a popular milk bar for like 2000 yrs
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and they were a great shop
45:00 <Bastardly_One> to get your ordered lunches from and shit
45:00 <Gambino> were?
45:00 <Loof> nice
45:00 <Bastardly_One> really popular as he was old school 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> now days I think he runs a chinese shop
45:00 <Gambino> ah ic
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they did chinese but I think the milk bar bit went
46:00 <Loof> yeah
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not quoting myself as I've not been up that way for a bit 
46:00 <Loof> k
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking nice guy though 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the kind of shop you were glad to be a reg of
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and he would talk to each reg like they were best friends too
47:00 <Gambino> well im vary of shop staff like that
47:00 <Gambino> i mean
47:00 <Gambino> they have to do it as part of customer service
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh this again
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh cool! genetically modified mozzies being released in Cali
48:00 <Gambino> so it just seems always in sincere to me
48:00 <Gambino> even if they are being genuine
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh it's Saemon attempting to be normal
48:00 <Bastardly_One> NEXT!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
48:00 <Gambino> LOL
48:00 <Gambino> how'd u know u old coot
48:00 <Gambino> im trying to have a fresh start here
48:00 <Gambino> see
48:00 <Gambino> u never give me a chance
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I know your IP off by heart accidently
48:00 <Bastardly_One> people sneak into his unit all the time apparently
48:00 <Bastardly_One> once even to have sex and leave
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I don't wanna know ya 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
49:00 <Gambino> look, just this once
49:00 <Loof> lol "pwnt"
49:00 <Gambino> lets just be normal ok
49:00 <johninj4> http://i.imgur.com/Av0jb5M.gifv 
49:00 <Gambino> as u can see, im not trolling
49:00 <Gambino> not here to troll right now
49:00 <Christopher> they do
50:00 <Bastardly_One> john and Loof
50:00 <Bastardly_One> http://amazyble.com/creativity/eyeball/
50:00 <Loof> wonder if that cunt plays football
50:00 <Gambino> lol johninj4
50:00 <Gambino> that cop reminds me of a lion
50:00 <johninj4> he's a beast man
50:00 <johninj4> like jonah lomu 
50:00 <Gambino> hunting and takin down a gizelle
50:00 <Christopher> why the made me have so many appointments
50:00 <Christopher> now i dont have to have ne
50:00 <nate> fairies?
50:00 <Christopher> nah assholes
50:00 <Christopher> with no life
51:00 <Gambino> whos jonah lomu?
51:00 <Gambino> brock lesnar is a beast
51:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I am nuking that burger
51:00 <johninj4> jonah was about 120kg and could do 100 metres in 10 secs
51:00 <johninj4> big kiwi rugby player
51:00 <Loof> fuck
51:00 <Loof> unstoppable
51:00 <Gambino> that cant be healthy for his physique though
51:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiiiiight
51:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, you need to be on meds and see someone regularly
51:00 <Christopher> nope
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you're right royally fucked
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
51:00 <Christopher> i dont have to be
52:00 <Gambino> a heavy body like that, gravity wont forgive it
52:00 <Gambino> the strain on his joints and ligaments going and pushing at that velocity
52:00 <johninj4> yeah bo jackson was another
52:00 <johninj4> he actually tore his own hip out
52:00 <Christopher> i can be myself
52:00 <Christopher> i know the truth
52:00 <Christopher> i hate the truth
52:00 <Christopher> i am illuminati with teleporting objects
52:00 <Christopher> ?
53:00 <Loof> dayum
53:00 <nate> Christopher is the corn and b1 is the butter
53:00 <nate> tastey
54:00 <johninj4> jonah ended up getting liver disease
54:00 <johninj4> its fucked how they seem to go out early
55:00 <johninj4> maybe it is the strain
55:00 <johninj4> suprised shaq lasted so long
55:00 <johninj4> but he was never that fast
55:00 <Christopher> b1 i dont have to take meds
55:00 <Christopher> i just do
55:00 <Christopher> cant cure schizophrenia
55:00 <Christopher> maybe embrace it
56:00 <Christopher> i wasnt as paranoid b4
56:00 <Christopher> i took meds
56:00 <nate> Christopher u are a legend of modern times
56:00 <nate> invent something ;l
56:00 <Christopher> oh ok
56:00 <Christopher> i draw pictures
57:00 <Bastardly_One> for the first time in ages this burger never came out with the bun hardening in 30 seconds
57:00 <Bastardly_One> this is gonna be great
57:00 <Christopher> make music
57:00 <nate> u could start art up
57:00 <nate> get some paper
57:00 <nate> draw away fried
58:00 <Loof> nice
58:00 <Loof> how u do that?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fluke?
58:00 <Loof> lol
58:00 <Loof> cool
58:00 <Loof> has it cooled down yet?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> in a min or two
58:00 <Loof> thats when it usually goes hard for me
58:00 <Bastardly_One> then it's gone in under a min
59:00 <Loof> while its cooling
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ my son trying to act like he's straight
59:00 <BlackDevil> he gay?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> when his little wench is like 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he is totally off his dial
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's pissed at the fact
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he forgets she complains to me 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Loof> wish mine would go to sleep
01:00 <Loof> been up all night
01:00 <Bastardly_One> whoa
01:00 <Loof> wont sleep without me in the bed
04:00 <BlackDevil> i like beer
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not saying shit 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll offend you
05:00 <Loof> thanks
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and that burger owned
07:00 <BlackDevil> Police say Whitney Houston's daughter found unresponsive and taken to Atlanta hospital.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking non smoking cunts
07:00 <BlackDevil> Bobbi Kristina Brown -- Found Unconscious in Bathtub ... Revived and Breathing Again
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they ruin the best looking share houses
07:00 <BlackDevil> like mommy and daughter
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the ad looks perfect until ... no smoking
08:00 <BlackDevil> i love to smoke
08:00 <Loof> and then even when it's smoking, do they allow "smoking"
08:00 <BlackDevil> well vapers are being banned
11:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://40.media.tumblr.com/491d452b16c2e2f264a911542812e402/tumblr_niysp9dJGG1t0gs1do1_1280.jpg
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not such a bad idea chris
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that too Loof
13:00 <Bastardly_One> your links are shit BlackDevil
13:00 <Bastardly_One> like a sketch book is what? ... 6 or 7 dollars at the supermarket?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're good at drawing some of the shit you see in your head would be awesome I reckon
14:00 <Christopher> fuck up
14:00 <Christopher> lol
15:00 <Loof> be careful man
16:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffft
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you can actually talk to BlackDevil
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <johninj4> yeah i give him shit all the time
19:00 <BlackDevil> i dont care Bastardly_One
19:00 <BlackDevil> but the picture is funny
19:00 <BlackDevil> its his penis
19:00 <Loof> must be selective
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I missed something then
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I just saw the two guys
20:00 <johninj4> penis blind
20:00 <Bastardly_One> still, not funny at all 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> americans eh?
20:00 <Loof> not all of them
20:00 <johninj4> oh yeah i saw that on reddit
20:00 <BlackDevil> you are not canadian eh
20:00 <johninj4> its a bit funnier in context
21:00 <johninj4> was just before his wedding
21:00 <johninj4> and he didn't have tme to check it before the pics went out
21:00 <johninj4> (actually his belt)
21:00 <BlackDevil> penissssssssssssssss
22:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaah
22:00 <Bastardly_One> gotcha john
22:00 <Bastardly_One> slight snigger inserted here then
23:00 <BlackDevil> at least the girls thought he has a large penis
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that burger wasn't enough
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'll make some toast
23:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I do have the munchies
23:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
23:00 <Loof> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno ... still hungry but 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
23:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a great idea
23:00 <Bastardly_One> get some pencils and pens and a sketchbook
26:00 <Loof> dont need to turn the heater on with this amd cpu, computer heats up the whole room lol
26:00 <Gambino> lol
26:00 <Loof> should have got intel
27:00 <Gambino> damn im hungry now too
27:00 <Loof> gonna suck when summer finally comes
27:00 <Gambino> maccas run or not?
28:00 <Gambino> oh fuck its the stupid breakfast menu only at this time
28:00 <Gambino> who the fuck came up with that rule for them
28:00 <Gambino> we should be able to have a large double quarter pounder meal whenever we like
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't need maccas you slob
32:00 <Loof> i've killed maccas
32:00 <Loof> cant eat the stuff any more
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not had it in a long time
37:00 <Loof> i cant keep it down any more
37:00 <Loof> soon as that big mac sauce his my stomach
37:00 <Loof> hits*
38:00 <Loof> putrid shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that has to be a good thing from your perspective
38:00 <Loof> yeah
39:00 <Loof> whatever happened to saemon getting off junkfood and going to the gym every day to impress that chick?
39:00 <Loof> fail
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ask him?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he's Gambino
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that's who my slob comment was directed at
39:00 <Loof> i'd rather smash my cock with a meat tenderiser than talk to him
40:00 <Loof> i know
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he's bitching about maccas breakfast menu
40:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <Loof> how someone gets to that age without learning to cook is beyond me
41:00 <Bastardly_One> easy if you're not forced to
41:00 <Loof> i guess
41:00 <Loof> i wouldn't know
42:00 <Bastardly_One> took living a while in buttfuck nowhere until I got to getting by standards re: cooking
42:00 <Bastardly_One> some people claim I can cook well but I call it getting by
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that little grot is just pure fat and lazy though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the $20 he spends on that 
43:00 <Loof> bet he stinks
43:00 <Bastardly_One> or more
43:00 <Bastardly_One> would be better spent at the supermarket
44:00 <Bastardly_One> than 10 mins of junk
44:00 <Loof> yep lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> can't wait until daylight savings ends
45:00 <Loof> why?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm one of those that likes shorter days
45:00 <Loof> ah
46:00 <Loof> i'm not looking forward to this stupid festival that happens just across the road
46:00 <Bastardly_One> which is?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Chinese New Year?
46:00 <Loof> burden park festival
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <Loof> they play shitty trance till like midnight
47:00 <Loof> and there's drunken fuckwits EVERYWHERE
47:00 <Loof> and always at least one stabbing
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I just found the link for it on the council site
48:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like a shit thing to live near to be honest
48:00 <Loof> yep
48:00 <Bastardly_One> especially around that neck of the woods
48:00 <Loof> springfail
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I know where you are now
49:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <Loof> roughly
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just circle that park and look for a cunt with a lemon tree
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and steal them
49:00 <Loof> take them all!
49:00 <Loof> i'm sick of them
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, 3 days worth of that shit too 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> have fun with that 
49:00 <Loof> yep
50:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't it be funny if Chris got a spot
50:00 <Loof> spot?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> local performers
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <Loof> rofl
51:00 <Loof> chris and shads colaboration
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I was down the other end of Springvale Sth by the way
51:00 <Loof> ah
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Athol Rd
51:00 <Loof> k
51:00 <Loof> springvale is nice during the day
51:00 <Loof> at night it turns into hell
51:00 <Bastardly_One> down the noble park end of athol road was where I lived
51:00 <Loof> thats sudeneseville now
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah because all the druggies are still scoring or asleep during the day
52:00 <Loof> yep
52:00 <Loof> during the heroin days it was even more fucked
52:00 <Loof> ya chasin?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been in this shit city so long that even the northern suburbs are looking ok 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and not that far from the city to me at all 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> these days 35 mins train seems nothing
53:00 <Loof> public transport stinks
53:00 <Loof> ery time
53:00 <Loof> some people are so filthy
54:00 <Bastardly_One> never bothered me that much except on really hot days
54:00 <Loof> yeah
54:00 <Loof> i could say something about the sudenese on hot days but das racist
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> even the teenagers?
55:00 <Loof> especially them
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought they'd be right into aftershaves and shit
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ok, fair enough
55:00 <Loof> nope even the females stink
56:00 <Loof> dont think they're used to water tbh
56:00 <Loof> or some shit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not much water in that sand nigger land :P
56:00 <Loof> yeah
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I shouldn't say that ... I go off at people that mean that shit legit in here all the time
56:00 <Loof> i still like them
57:00 <Loof> the ones i've met have been very polite
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder what we smell like to other races
57:00 <Bastardly_One> probably like rotting meat
57:00 <Loof> yep
57:00 <Loof> i bet we do
57:00 <Bastardly_One> like asians can smell fish oilish
57:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
57:00 <Loof> their food man
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah duh 
57:00 <Loof> the stinkier it is the more they like it
57:00 <Loof> it seems
57:00 <Gambino> oh hell yeah, indians to reek of curry
58:00 <Gambino> do*
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but I wonder what we smell like to other races
58:00 <Bastardly_One> probably rotting meat like I said
58:00 <Gambino> we would smell like vanilla Bastardly_One
58:00 <Loof> lol
58:00 <Gambino> cause our skin is white
58:00 <Skirmish> Idiotic things said on irc continues. 
58:00 <Ana_Ng> vanilla is dark brown
58:00 <Bastardly_One> correct ana
58:00 <Gambino> well anyhow, we would smell better
58:00 <Ana_Ng> that is the ironical
58:00 <Gambino> cause we're aryan
58:00 <Gambino> we're better.
59:00 <Gambino> Seig Heil long live heinrich himmler!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it is when you put it like that ana
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I usually have things like that cross my mind but never thought of that 
59:00 <Gambino> Bastardly_One you're the fucken biggest skinhead in here you bald fucker
00:00 <Gambino> grow some hair cunt look on the mirror get a clue
00:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, I keep a blade cut
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I must be a nazi
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking idiot
00:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
00:00 <Loof> i'm thinking of dreds
01:00 <Gambino> rofl dreds on a white dude
01:00 <Gambino> vanilla ice
01:00 <Bastardly_One> dreads are like for young people
01:00 <Gambino> burn
01:00 <Loof> nah man
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I had them for ages ... that was like in my 20s
01:00 <Loof> rastas aren't all young
01:00 <Bastardly_One> cost one of my exes shitloads but she insisted
01:00 <Bastardly_One> thought if I didn't like it I could get rid of it and grow it again
02:00 <Bastardly_One> looked alright at the time
02:00 <Loof> i've never had them
02:00 <Loof> i've had long as hair
02:00 <Loof> but not dreds
02:00 <Bastardly_One> even with long hair it'd be too thin now 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> plus as I said they look spastic on old white guys
02:00 <Loof> mines still pretty thick
02:00 <Bastardly_One> look at Jason from Frenzal Rhomb
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt needs a haircut now
03:00 <Bastardly_One> looks stupid now he's older
03:00 <Bastardly_One> if you looked young fine
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't think ya do 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you look your age
04:00 <Bastardly_One> plus glasses
04:00 <Bastardly_One> might look really gay
04:00 <Gambino> ew wtf
04:00 <Gambino> Frenzal Rhomb frontman gets brain surgery to remove pig worm
04:00 <Loof> dunno
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a couple of years ago
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he passed out
04:00 <Bastardly_One> from a worm in his brain
04:00 <Loof> i've seen heaps of old rastas that look good
04:00 <Bastardly_One> picked it up eating shit in Sth America on tour
04:00 <Gambino> plus he looks like a wrinkly 50 yr old hippie hipster tree hugging lady
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said that 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> if you look older
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and a white person they look a bit crappier than usual
06:00 <Loof> not if you're into reggae
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they either work for ya or don't to begin with anyway
06:00 <Bastardly_One> wig it first :P
06:00 <Gambino> i agree b1
06:00 <Loof> good idea!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> actually that isn't such a stupid idea
06:00 <Loof> i know
06:00 <Gambino> look at booker t, dudes still rockin the dreadlocks
06:00 <Gambino> and still looks good
06:00 <Gambino> even with the receding bald front hairline
07:00 <Gambino> same with mark henry before he shaved it all off
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I can turn that around though semen
07:00 <Gambino> how so?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Real
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks fucking STUPID
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Real Truth
07:00 <Loof> who?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> aka R Truth
08:00 <Gambino> ah, well he's hair length is too short to begin with for dreads
08:00 <Gambino> if its longer, it would look ok
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he's pointing out old black duded that look good with dreds
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I just pointed out one that doesn't
08:00 <Loof> how old was bob marley when he died?
08:00 <Loof> i'll check
08:00 <Gambino> with r-truths case its just due to length though
09:00 <Bastardly_One> crap
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the gay little braided dreds of someone with no hair 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> get a haircut cunt
09:00 <Gambino> all dreadlocks on anyone looks stupid if the hair is not at least shoulder length
09:00 <Loof> ah he was 36
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that all?
09:00 <Loof> guess i'm 4 years too old lol
09:00 <Loof> yeah
10:00 <Gambino> oh yeah i just realised.....r-truth sorta looks like jamie foxx lol
10:00 <Gambino> i can definately pass for brothers
10:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently he first found out he had cancer from a freckle he found on his toe
10:00 <Gambino> they can*
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so ought to see me go spaz one day stoned when I found one on a toe
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I was watching some doco on him and his wife said that 
11:00 <Loof> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and for some reason it stuck with me for years and years
11:00 <Bastardly_One> as I saw the doco when I was about 15
11:00 <Loof> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1959446_10152198621908908_1089331838_n.jpg?oh=6e3ceb34beeccf4a0211385808092d27&oe=556879C2&__gda__=1433203902_ac90e0851ae8a35d3c3371b38c2dee3b
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess that makes sense
13:00 <Bastardly_One> too deep for winding down time for me 
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <Loof> and here comes mr sunrise
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I ate myself into stupidity
13:00 <Loof> fuck off cunt
13:00 <Loof> i hate you sunrise
13:00 <Bastardly_One> still not here yet
13:00 <Loof> ah
13:00 <Bastardly_One> should be though
13:00 <Loof> ye
13:00 <Bastardly_One> must be gonna be overcast *shrugs*
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh there dawn is 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> kinda
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lazy bitch today
14:00 <Bastardly_One> had to struggle to see her
14:00 <Loof> how's ur flatmate been behaving?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he shits me constant of late
14:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on the degree daily
15:00 <Loof> fuck :(
15:00 <Loof> i can tolerate just about anything except someone eating my food
15:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... been in worse situations
16:00 <Gambino> whats your worst one?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> put it this way
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he needs me more than I need him 
16:00 <Gambino> does that mean you're the one paying for most of the rent/bills etc?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I can walk out any old time and he'd be quite screwed ... the way he gets his shit together
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd be resenting me for a couple of weeks first
17:00 <Bastardly_One> then take about another month or two before putting an ad somewhere
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and of course that'd cost him money 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> He belongs on here 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> put it that way 
18:00 <Gambino> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> cannot believe how together he seemed in the interview
19:00 <Bastardly_One> then when I moved in I realised why he took so long to get back to me 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hopeless cunt
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and I like people to be kind of inspiring for want of a better term
20:00 <Loof> what does he do wrong?
20:00 <Loof> nagging?
20:00 <Loof> slacking?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he just sucks at life
20:00 <Skirmish> I thought you would be far more respecting of a guy that lets you live in his home. 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and being a human
20:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, anyone that hides a habit before you move in 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't deserve respect
21:00 <Skirmish> Move out then if you don't like it. 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I intend to when it suits me 
21:00 <Loof> methadone?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I was asked a question
21:00 <Skirmish> If you can "walk out any old time" then why do you remain there if the situation is worth you complaining about it? 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> because I'd rather use the option I have as a last resort dickhead
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a good location and I don't mind the house itself
22:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said ages ago
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I've lived in worse situations
22:00 <Skirmish> Stop complaining about the guy then if you're not willing to remedy the situation. 
22:00 <Skirmish> Your choice. Suck it up.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't remedy things
22:00 <Skirmish> You can. Move out.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you argue or discuss with him and he goes into denial
23:00 <Bastardly_One> or blames outside forces, etc
23:00 <Bastardly_One> never him, ever
23:00 <Skirmish> Did you have a homosexual togetherness ceremony or something that makes you think you are bound to him? 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> are you a bit spastic?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't just up and go unless you have decent options
24:00 <Skirmish> You can move out any old time. You said so yourself.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the option I have I'd prefer as a last resort
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it is there though 
24:00 <Skirmish> So you cannot move out any old time.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but would I be happier? No
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be worse off IMO
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just answering the question otherwise how often do you hear about him?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck all 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not worth talking about
25:00 <Loof> did you get accused of whinging or some shit?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> of course I did 
25:00 <Gambino> yet, here you are, there you sit, typing about him Bastardly_One.
25:00 <Loof> so typical
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I dared answer your question
26:00 <Loof> OH NO!!!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm whining
26:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <Gambino> i agree with Skirmish, if you can't move out any old time, then don't fucking say you can move out any old time.
26:00 <Gambino> don't say what you cannot do dickhead
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I've been looking at gumtree and complaining about ads being perfect until no smoking right?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> love dumb cunts that butt in thinking they know it all 
27:00 <Loof> they everywhere
27:00 <Gambino> love fuckwits being hypocritical.
27:00 <Loof> naive young dumb fucks
27:00 <Loof> know everything, know nothing
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and the fact I'm older now 
28:00 <Loof> ah jerome
28:00 <Loof> what a cocktard
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's harder still ... you get the odd add for older people who clearly might own their house or whatever
28:00 <Loof> jerome has to be the biggest ass sprinkler on austnet
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's pretty much the older you are the harder it is to find something more than 6 to 12 mths
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been quiet actually Loof
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hasn't said one thing since coming in
29:00 <Loof> he just changed to my wifes old nick
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw
29:00 <Loof> he does that
29:00 <Loof> thinks it phases me
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's said nothing at all 
29:00 <Loof> ah
29:00 <Loof> nice
29:00 <Gambino> <figrot> hi
30:00 <Gambino> <Gambino> hi
30:00 <Gambino> <Gambino> you male or female?
30:00 <Gambino> <figrot> female
30:00 <Gambino> <figrot> u?
30:00 <Gambino> <figrot> hello?
30:00 <Gambino> <figrot> slut?
30:00 <Gambino> wth
30:00 <Gambino> whose is this guy?
30:00 <Gambino> <Skirmish> I thought you would be far more respecting of a guy that lets you live in his home. 
31:00 <Gambino> well, its not like the guy is letting b1 live there for free out of the generosity of his heart though
31:00 <Bastardly_One> where is heidelberg heights exactly?
31:00 <Gambino> he charges for it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh waterdale rd
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to live there as a kid
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this ad looks alright
33:00 <Bastardly_One> found an awesome ad in hoppers of all places
33:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if I could con him into the smoking bit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe outside
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he sounds great
34:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/hoppers-crossing/flatshare-houseshare/looking-for-a-friendly-housemate/1069372846
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean she
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Maddie isn't a male name 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> even better
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no male ego conflict
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder how despo she is for that room to be filled?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <Loof> she needs a new tv lol
37:00 <Loof> thats even smaller than my piece of shit
37:00 <Bastardly_One> she totally needs someone to put a bit of money in her pocket by that shot :P
38:00 <Bastardly_One> probably filled very quickly too
38:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds good 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah my telly looks better
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's a Big W Hitachi special
39:00 <Bastardly_One> 32 inch
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
41:00 <Loof> think mines about that
41:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the first thing you think when you see this?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/cb0cd1a1-515c-4b64-a0b9-a73d.jpg
41:00 <Bastardly_One> someone said dogging ... arseholes
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Loof> dunno what to think about that
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's meant to be ... ummmm 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> creepy ... not scary creepy
43:00 <Bastardly_One> leery creepy
45:00 <Bastardly_One> dickhead
45:00 <Bastardly_One> serious loser
46:00 <Loof> i've just realised it's coffee causing my headaches
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <Loof> well
47:00 <Loof> what an ass stain
47:00 <Skirmish> lol 
48:00 <Skirmish> Whilst they keep getting reactions, they will continue to do it. 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmm
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you said your shrink said that 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and you said he was fucking full of it 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> or your doctor or something
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you said that recently
50:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out most of them get payed for actually knowing their job you know
58:00 <Skirmish> uh oh looks like Loof has been caught out and low and behold now he's gone silent. 
58:00 <BastardlyOne_> Skirmish my son is Bastardly_One's
58:00 <BastardlyOne_> stay off him
59:00 <Skirmish> I hope there is a dragon in this story ... 
59:00 <BastardlyOne_> just my son
59:00 <BastardlyOne_> Peaches and my son
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and you tell people not to encourage him
00:00 <Bastardly_One> would be nice for BlackDevil to do his job more than post shit links 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but ya get that 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they're trying to get a rise out of him in his channel
00:00 <Bastardly_One> thing is he has them all on ignore
01:00 <Skirmish> You bring this on yourself B1. I have no sympathy for the attention the trolls give you. 
01:00 <Skirmish> So long as their stories have dragons, I will enjoy them.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not asking you do 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
01:00 <Bastardly_One> to not do 
01:00 <Loof> let them go for it
01:00 <Loof> their rage pleases me
07:00 <BastardlyOne_> i am for my son
10:00 <Ana_Ng> do you talk about how dragons are made up
11:00 <chelle> morning world!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/stephen-fry-explains-what-he-would-say-if-he-was-confronted-by-god-10015360.html
12:00 <Skirmish> Dragons are real. 
12:00 <Ana_Ng> no
12:00 <Skirmish> You're a dragon Ana_Ng. 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen this show that link is about before
12:00 <Bastardly_One> read fry's answers
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy would of been gob smacked
12:00 <Skirmish> You're 24 hours too late with that link. Came through the channel yesterday.
12:00 <Ana_Ng> i am more of an alot
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
15:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng: What about the Komodo dragon? 
15:00 <Skirmish> See, dragons are real. 
16:00 <Ana_Ng> it's not a dragon
16:00 <Ana_Ng> you see
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a lizard
16:00 <Ana_Ng> if i name myself Ana Supermodel
16:00 <Bastardly_One> a dirty big fucking mean when confronted lizard
16:00 <Ana_Ng> it does not make me a supermodel
17:00 <Bastardly_One> there was this neat hours long doco on dragons though 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> years ago ... which I could remember the title
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember it searched out a supposed skeleton and went into if they thought they really existed or not
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and had some amazing cgi
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I remember though
18:00 <Bastardly_One> can't even remember what they concluded
18:00 <Bastardly_One> was a big "world wide" doco though 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> played about the same time in a lot of countries
19:00 <Christopher> lol
19:00 <Christopher> play a game my laptop can now do more resolution than its supose to
19:00 <Christopher> lols
20:00 <Skirmish> I cannot help if it you're a non-believer Ana_Ng. Dragons are real however. You wait. The Mother of Dragons will return and you will see. 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> someone plays too much WoW or Skyrim or Dragons Age me thinks
21:00 <Bastardly_One> they're as real as the kind of dwarves you see in LotR
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd make me mythical
21:00 <BastardlyOne_> im b1
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm that short
21:00 <BastardlyOne_> Bastardly_One
21:00 <BastardlyOne_> BastardlyOne_
22:00 <BastardlyOne_> BastardlyOne_
22:00 <BastardlyOne_> Bastardly_One
22:00 <steven_> lool
22:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway 
22:00 <BastardlyOne_> hands up if u like Bastardly_One or his drug fucked son
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you two have fun with these fuckwits
23:00 <BastardlyOne_> the son a cone smoke the son of a hole in lung retard
23:00 <BastardlyOne_> thats me
23:00 <Bastardly_One> time to attempt some rest
23:00 <BastardlyOne_> BastardlyOne_
29:00 <beagle> i run mine in 1920x1080
30:00 <Bastardly_One> 50 year old im jamie K
30:00 <Bastardly_One> sex me
30:00 <Bastardly_One> for what its worth
30:00 <Bastardly_One> i got no friends i got no gf
30:00 <beagle> and it doesnt lag unless u play certain games
30:00 <beagle> its meant for its native screen tho 1308x768 or whatever
30:00 <beagle> the desktop gtx 750 can do some insane res that i dont have screen for like 4k especially in sli
31:00 <Bastardly_One> im jamie keonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
31:00 <Bastardly_One> sex me
31:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/zbW91Go.jpg
31:00 <Skirmish> Was that taken before panoramic tech existed or did someone just want to do it the old fashioned way? 
32:00 <Ana_Ng> i took it today
32:00 <Ana_Ng> panoramic tech is for pussies
33:00 <Skirmish> or for those that want consistent exposure across the pictures. 
34:00 <bluemeanie> panoramic tech is for guys with fat gf's
34:00 <bluemeanie> =P
34:00 <bluemeanie> but thats ok, they need lovin too
34:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng has a hard time convincing guys of that sometimes. 
34:00 <beagle> gm chelle
35:00 <Ana_Ng> hahah
35:00 <Ana_Ng> more like the opposite problem
35:00 <Skirmish> "awwww cmon! I need lovin too!"
35:00 <beagle> if u want high definition u really need tons memory on it this ones only 1gb
36:00 <Ana_Ng> on wed, i go to the bar to see P, but B is there
36:00 <Ana_Ng> so I say hi to B, but say i'm here to see P
36:00 <Ana_Ng> B proceeds to yell across the bar at me and P
37:00 <Ana_Ng> like he is part of our conversation
37:00 <Skirmish> Meanwhile the bartender is eyeing her off thinking "This chubby pro should get reported for peddling her wares in my bar". 
37:00 <Ana_Ng> REAL classy
37:00 <Ana_Ng> I took P and the Dick home with me
38:00 <Ana_Ng> screw you, B
38:00 <Skirmish> .... and by the look of the pics I've seen ... you ate them.
38:00 <Ana_Ng> OM NOM NOM NOM
38:00 <Skirmish> delish I am sure. 
38:00 <Ana_Ng> this is all you have Skirmish? fat jokes?
38:00 <Ana_Ng> you should go on tour
38:00 <Skirmish> It's been done. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Ricky Gervais does a good fat sketch.
39:00 <Ana_Ng> do you think you're as funny as Ricky Gervais?
39:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4YZiKbklAE
39:00 <Skirmish> No way, he's great. 
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ricky Gervais - Fat People (Feb 1, 2011) - Category: Film & Animation - 402,170 views - 2,383 likes (96.9%), 77 dislikes (3.1%)
41:00 <Ana_Ng> what am i gonna eat now
42:00 <Skirmish> Homeless people?
43:00 <Ana_Ng> too crunchy
43:00 <Ana_Ng> when it's cold like this
43:00 <Skirmish> Heat them up in the shower first. 
44:00 <Skirmish> Who did you end up voting for in the mid terms Ana_Ng? 
44:00 <Skirmish> Republican? 
44:00 <Skirmish> Mrs Palin? 
44:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
44:00 <Ana_Ng> do you mean this past election
44:00 <Skirmish> I've watched a few of her blogs .... LMAO she's a special one. 
44:00 <Christopher> fuck flash runs slow
44:00 <Christopher> defrag is stuck
44:00 <Christopher> lols
45:00 <Skirmish> Yeah, that was the mid terms wasn't it? I haven't been following Murikan politics as much as I have in the past.
45:00 <Ana_Ng> either way, as a rule, i don't vote republican
45:00 <Skirmish> Excellent choice. I dislike right wing ideology. 
46:00 <Skirmish> Is it still cut and dry that Hillary will run for President next year or are other people stepping up? 
46:00 <Ana_Ng> which means everyone i voted for lost
46:00 <Skirmish> Elizabeth Warren? Is that her name? She seems ok.
47:00 <Ana_Ng> everyone loves elizabeth warren
47:00 <Ana_Ng> but yeah hillary is still the heir apparent
47:00 <Skirmish> Part of me wants to see another Clinton in the Whitehouse, because I think she is doing it just to fuck a male intern and get revenge on Bill.
47:00 <Ana_Ng> hah
48:00 <Ana_Ng> well i think he's lucky that she let him run
48:00 <Ana_Ng> instead of her
48:00 <Ana_Ng> her age will be an issue
48:00 <Skirmish> She needed her time at first lady to build her profile more. 
49:00 <Skirmish> Plus, prior to Obama there wasn't an obvious tone that Americans were prepared to stop voting for white men, so running a woman then may have seemed a bad idea. 
49:00 <Skirmish> "She's going to PMS and nuke North Korea! Vote no Hillary" type stuff. 
49:00 <Ana_Ng> no, americans are bloated and ignorant - they vote for the guy who yells Hope the longest
49:00 <Ana_Ng> loudest
50:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, so basically hillary will be the same age reagan was when he became president
50:00 <Skirmish> Something certainly has to give in America to get it to take a good hard look at itself. I think it's no longer a reach to suggest that overall, American society is in decline. 
51:00 <Skirmish> If white cops keep killing blacks, that could trigger it. 
51:00 <Skirmish> The stigma and gear of terrorism needs to be pushed aside first too. That is the biggest controlling influence at the moment and the right seem to get their message out on Fox News the best when it comes to talking up terrorism to be a larger issue than it really is. 
52:00 <Skirmish> fear* not gear. 
53:00 <Ana_Ng> you have to look at stats and stop watching tv news
54:00 <johninj4> seems like a pretty fair analysis
54:00 <Ana_Ng> there are 600,000 cops in the US
55:00 <johninj4> terrorism is basically americas boat people
55:00 <johninj4> much ado about nothing
56:00 <Ana_Ng> these weren't cops working in 90% white neighborhoods, seeking out friendly law-abiding blacks to kill
57:00 <Ana_Ng> but tv news will let you think that
59:00 <Ana_Ng> luckily, 70% of the morons who believe that shit won't bother to vote
00:00 <johninj4> democrats in under hillary again?
01:00 <Ana_Ng> again?
01:00 <johninj4> well the democrats again
02:00 <Ana_Ng> we'll see what nutbag the right comes up with
02:00 <johninj4> yeh but nobody wants another bush surely
02:00 <johninj4> palin is a laughing stock
02:00 <johninj4> romney is out
02:00 <Ana_Ng> hillary has to stay healthy and wear the pancake makeup
02:00 <johninj4> i guess anything can happen though
03:00 <Ana_Ng> jeb bush has remained pretty neutral
04:00 <johninj4> it will be cool to see the 2 terms republican 2 terms democrat pattern split
23:00 <Skirmish> 07:53 Ana_Ng: you have to look at stats and stop watching tv news  <--- I don't watch TV news unless it's referenced. 
24:00 <Ana_Ng> people here bitch about the news on tv, and yet they continue to watch it
25:00 <Skirmish> My major essay for uni last year was on the use of fear by western governments to create conducive environments for their own political agendas. 
26:00 <Skirmish> Left and Right are guilty of it. 
28:00 <Ana_Ng> if people can afford beer and cigarettes, they are less likely to worry about jobs and housing
30:00 <Skirmish> I am very pleased with the outcome of the QLD election here. Historical swing against a shitty right wing government. Smashed Newman. 
39:00 <johninj4> Australian of the Year Rosie Batty calls for the Federal Government to reinstate the $271 million cuts they announced two days before Christmas
40:00 <johninj4> lol well that came back to bite them pretty quick
45:00 <Skirmish> He only did it to score some political currency and he failed at that. If you want to recognise some ordinary Australians making a different then he should have given it to the Morcombe family. 
46:00 <Skirmish> If the LNP don't replace him prior to easter for what he has already done, then I estimate they will do it before the next budget. Look at the result in QLD. They will get smashed if the election was this year. 
48:00 <johninj4> yeah some new polls out as well
48:00 <johninj4> but replacing him would be a bad move too
48:00 <johninj4> lose lose situation
49:00 <johninj4> PRIME Minister Tony Abbott would lead the Liberal Party to a historic defeat that would deliver a primary vote of just 36 per cent if an election was held today
49:00 <Skirmish> They have to consider though ... do they ride the sinking ship down with him and many of them lose their jobs or do they replace him, manage a small comeback and only some of them lose their jobs. 
50:00 <johninj4> not going to look great for australian politics if we change leaders 5 times in 2 terms
50:00 <Skirmish> I think we should change leaders if they're not doing their job. 
50:00 <Skirmish> Abbott is making us look retarded to the rest of the world. 
51:00 <johninj4> i guess thats a fair point as well
51:00 <Skirmish> The 2 dickheads in Bali may have had a chance if Abbott hadn't of spent his first 12 months pissing indonesia off. 
51:00 <johninj4> will be hilarious because that was the main thing they seemed to use against labor
51:00 <johninj4> the insecurity
51:00 <johninj4> rudd would have probably won if it wasn't for that
52:00 <Skirmish> We're all worse off because he didn't win it. 
52:00 <johninj4> indeed
52:00 <johninj4> a lot worse off
52:00 <johninj4> i just don't know who they can put in to repair the damge really
53:00 <Skirmish> First thing labor needs to do when they get back in is take the billions of dollars that Hockey gave the Reserve Bank back. 
53:00 <Skirmish> I cannot understand how many people don't realise how our financial position is terrible not because of Labor, but because of 12 months of Abbott. 
54:00 <Skirmish> Doubled net debt in 6 months. Yep ... the liberals are financial genius'. 
54:00 <johninj4> yeah they raised the debt ceiling etc
54:00 <johninj4> can't work a budget out
54:00 <johninj4> even wayne swann could do that 
54:00 <johninj4> kind of
54:00 <johninj4> lol
55:00 <Skirmish> They sell income producing assets to pay off the debt to satisfy short term political gain ... and then cry the government doesn't have enough revenue to sustain infrastructure later down the track.
56:00 <Sunbeam> evening folks :)
56:00 <johninj4> morning
56:00 <Sunbeam> hi johninj4 :)
56:00 <johninj4> yeah its going to take a while to repair the damage
57:00 <johninj4> some of it like the barrier reef and tassie forrests won't be able to be repaired unfortunatly
57:00 <johninj4> qld labor is going to put a bit of a backburner on some of the projects though
58:00 <Skirmish> Morning Sunbeam. 
58:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Skirmish :)
59:00 <johninj4> MARION “Suge” Knight, who launched the careers of Dr Dre and Tupac Shakur...
59:00 <johninj4> lol whoever wrote that never heard of NWA
59:00 <johninj4> or digital underground
59:00 <Skirmish> They caught him did they? 
59:00 <johninj4> but eh
59:00 <johninj4> turned himself in
02:00 <Skirmish> Raspberry and White Chocolate Greek Yoghurt time. 
02:00 <johninj4> exotic
02:00 <Skirmish> Delicious. 
03:00 <Skirmish> brb turning my PC off to clean the screen. 
07:00 <Sunbeam> wb Skirmish :)
07:00 <Skirmish> thank you Sunbeam
08:00 <Sunbeam> all nice 'n' clean now?
08:00 <Skirmish> Huge improvement. 
09:00 <Skirmish> First couple of wipes I could feel bumps on the screen. :-/ Don't know what that was. 
09:00 <Sunbeam> does that measn i'm shining brighter now? lol
09:00 <norti> lololol
09:00 <Skirmish> The screen is actually a little brighter. 
10:00 <Sunbeam> that be my au :Pra
10:00 <Sunbeam> aura :P
11:00 <Skirmish> Quite possible. 
11:00 <Sunbeam> :D
11:00 <Skirmish> Feeling very good about my food choices today. Yoghurt and an apple for morning tea. 
11:00 <Sunbeam> i had yogurt and kiwi and clementines for my dessert
12:00 <Sunbeam> i like yogurt and banana too
12:00 <Sunbeam> tomorrow i'll have pomegranite seeds and pineapple with yogurt over them for my dessert
13:00 <Skirmish> I prefer vanilla ice cream smothered in ice magic chocolate dressing for dessert. 
13:00 <Sunbeam> that ain't slimming world friendly tho lol
13:00 <Sunbeam> and i prefer to keep my syns for evening snacks
14:00 <Skirmish> Went out for my sons birthday dinner last night and I had salt and pepper squid with chips and salad. Was so good. 
14:00 <Skirmish> As always, I had a boat of Diane Gravy for the chips. 
14:00 <Sunbeam> never tried squid ...is it nice?
15:00 <Skirmish> This stuff was great. Soft, not rubbery. 
15:00 <Skirmish> Melted. 
16:00 <Sunbeam> :)
16:00 <Skirmish> Gives me gas though. So today is bum trumpet day.
16:00 <Sunbeam> lol
16:00 <Sunbeam> whizz popping?
17:00 <Skirmish> whizz popping works too.
25:00 <johninj4> http://i.imgur.com/qS65Zvf.jpg 
32:00 <Skirmish> That dog doesn't like Kevin.
38:00 <johninj4> nobody likes kevin
38:00 <johninj4> it's a bit of a running gag on reddit
38:00 <johninj4> this teacher talked about the dumbest kid she ever taight
38:00 <johninj4> *taught...
42:00 <Sunbeam> hi everyone :)
43:00 <beagle> morning
44:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AjWQLup1QY 
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Motorcyclist Grabs Coffee Mug From Back Bumper Of Passing SUV (Oct 31, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - 3,985 views - 74 likes (97.4%), 2 dislikes (2.6%)
45:00 <beagle> is it sunny there ?
45:00 <Sunbeam> hi beagle :)
45:00 <Sunbeam> it's dark here
45:00 <Sunbeam> 10:45 pm
45:00 <beagle> sun rose here it is sunny
45:00 <beagle> weekend will be hot
45:00 <Sunbeam> weekend's gone lol
46:00 <beagle> the NEXT one of course !
46:00 <beagle> :)
46:00 <Sunbeam> oh ok ....it's still sunday here
46:00 <beagle> ok we should get along well u seem crazy
47:00 <beagle> first the weekends gone, then its still sunday
47:00 <beagle> heh.
47:00 <Sunbeam> that's probably cos i've bin up since crack of dawn lol
47:00 <beagle> i lost track sometimes of what day it is
47:00 <beagle> im much better knowing the time if im not drunk
47:00 <beagle> yeah
47:00 <beagle> i went on video chat rooms n read books
47:00 <beagle> found a glass of wine in a cask
48:00 <Sunbeam> what kinda books you read?
48:00 <beagle> ok now its very sunny in the morning here u get hour or two of bright sunshine ...
48:00 <beagle> its anne of green gabels
48:00 <beagle> entire series
48:00 <beagle> 1500 pages or so
48:00 <beagle> im up to page 23
49:00 <beagle> of first book
49:00 <beagle> its going to take while to read them all , they were 60 dollars
49:00 <Sunbeam> they are good books
49:00 <beagle> a special edition it says on the back its identical to 1908 version, hrm its in modern language tho
50:00 <beagle> the bluray must be special edition of some kind as well its like 270 dollars for all 8 series
50:00 <Sunbeam> the films are good too
50:00 <beagle> i dont know if they made a movie
50:00 <beagle> but it is in a series
50:00 <Sunbeam> yep
50:00 <beagle> from 1985 to 1992 or something
50:00 <beagle> they put 2 seasons in each year so each book
50:00 <Sunbeam> my friend has the movies
50:00 <beagle> i think ... well i dont know
50:00 <beagle> lol video not movie
50:00 <beagle> i dont think it was a movie , Sunbeam
51:00 <Sunbeam> video's
51:00 <beagle> each episode how long does it go for about 43 minutes ??>
51:00 <Sunbeam> vide'#s/movies ...same thing
51:00 <beagle> no. a movie is longer 
51:00 <beagle> etc
51:00 <beagle> megan follows
51:00 <beagle> is anne 
51:00 <beagle> thats all i know
51:00 <beagle> it was long while ago it was on television
52:00 <beagle> i thought i paid for dvd collection
52:00 <beagle> it was the books, lol
53:00 <Skirmish> Now there is two birds and a rabbit. If another rabbit appears we could be in for some gang fight. 
53:00 <Skirmish> *The things that entertain us at work*
54:00 <beagle> im reading it but as im often awake at night not quite as much
54:00 <beagle> its better to read with sunlight
54:00 <beagle> i have a LED lamp i use sometimes tho
54:00 <beagle> man there is tons to read. anne is an orphan who goes to live with a rich family in gabels n meets new people, they look after her schooling and health
54:00 <beagle> tons to read to go.
56:00 <johninj4> lol
56:00 <johninj4> guess it depends on the size of the birds
56:00 <johninj4> a rabbit could take down a couple of smallish birds
57:00 <johninj4> 2 seagulls would fuck up a rabbit though
57:00 <johninj4> those things are mean
59:00 <Skirmish> Saw a video somewhere the other week of a pelican eating a seagull.
00:00 <Skirmish> Fear those bastards.
00:00 <Skirmish> Birds here are the indian miners
00:00 <Skirmish> Also known as "Cunt Birds".
03:00 <johninj4> lol
03:00 <johninj4> never thought a pelican would do that
03:00 <johninj4> ahh yeh
03:00 <johninj4> they are pretty mean fuckers
06:00 <johninj4> Annastacia Palaszczuk /ˈpæl.ə.ʃeɪ 
06:00 <johninj4> fucking what
10:00 <johninj4> Pala, Sydney Zoo, Canberra Zoo United Kingdom 
10:00 <johninj4> apparently that is how people remember to spell it 
17:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R_Is8J-kaU   <--- Ate a pigeon. 
17:00 <johninj4> fuck
18:00 <johninj4> that was viscious
18:00 <johninj4> looks like its pretty healthy as well
19:00 <Skirmish> There was a video of a seagull killing and eating a duckling. That made me sad. 
19:00 <johninj4> man i thought only eagles did stuff like that
20:00 <johninj4> worst i have seen is an eagle kill quail inside a pen and not eat them
20:00 <johninj4> they were stupid enough to go over to the cage close enough to die though
20:00 <johninj4> the other dead ones didn't deter them
24:00 <Christopher> yeo
24:00 <Christopher> p
25:00 <techno> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8qz_PtB8gM&list=UUBZXEWbVE_dl66Hqtv3kHOQ
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: rythmic vibes3 (Jan 31, 2015) - Category: Music - views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
27:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNldL6fkW0Q
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dora the explorer 3D - The Movie Game for kids - 2013 (Aug 11, 2013) - Category: Gaming - views - likes dislikes
27:00 <techno> h            ^ ^
27:00 <techno> e           / W \
27:00 <techno> l          /^   ^\
27:00 <techno> l         //o\ /o\\
27:00 <techno> o        //       \\
27:00 <techno> m        \\ ==Y== //
27:00 <techno> e         \\ \ / //
27:00 <techno> o         //     \\
27:00 <techno> w
27:00 <techno> lols
28:00 <Skirmish> Junky spam. yay for us. 
29:00 <johninj4> beagle watching dora the explorer lol
29:00 <beagle> but its soooooooooooooooooo cute !
29:00 <johninj4> in #D
29:00 <beagle> forgive me for liking dora
29:00 <johninj4> okay then...
29:00 <beagle> hehe
29:00 <beagle> well ...
29:00 <beagle> me and my crazyness
29:00 <beagle> i thought i would
30:00 <beagle> say to my friend mandy about dora
30:00 <beagle> perhaps i will
40:00 <techno> drawing fried picturez
40:00 <techno> whats u doing
40:00 <Fall> morning all
46:00 <techno> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1962794_1594086750826767_5902232719732369389_n.jpg?oh=37b48046369324a142aa853d1cdbcf3e&oe=555F9A4B&__gda__=1432364833_99462aea8aa890afeed3fa1e08e04dd2
53:00 <techno> this is one i did while thinking of someone
14:00 <Skirmish> mrwuf is back to bless us with his copy/paste from psychology websites. 
14:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back mrwuf.
19:00 <mrwuf> enhance your calm
30:00 <Mew> flossypoo
30:00 <Doodle> would indicate you have a problem with flossing
34:00 <couleurs> uNF
43:00 <bee_girl> cUtE
43:00 <Floss> im a floosy
43:00 <Floss> :D
44:00 <TheHippyHippyShake> johninj4
44:00 <TheHippyHippyShake> johninj4: how are you?
44:00 <British^Meat> heh poo
47:00 <couleurs> b_g
52:00 <mrwuf> another day in paradise :]~
52:00 <couleurs> agreed.
58:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/wsI8UES59TM
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drive (2011) - The Quadrant System (Jan 30, 2015) - Category: Education - views - 4,909 likes (99.5%), 23 dislikes (0.5%)
58:00 <couleurs> very underrated movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:00 <zaim> drive was a sick movie
02:00 <couleurs> told u
02:00 <Nikky`> your face is a sick movie
03:00 <TheHippyHippyShake> lololololololololololololoololol
04:00 <couleurs> nightcrawler is very good 2 zaim u should c it if u have not yet c it
04:00 <zaim> saw it straight away when a good copy came out
04:00 <zaim> lol Nikky`
05:00 <zaim> you cute fuck
05:00 <couleurs> kool
05:00 <Nikky`> haha zaim <3
06:00 <beagle>  fat psychic  = four chin teller 
07:00 <bee_girl> looks good couleurs
07:00 <couleurs> told u
08:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-kA4u1y9aI
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Desire - Under Your Spell (Nov 11, 2012) - Category: Music - 49,106 views - 405 likes (99.5%), 2 dislikes (0.5%)
08:00 <couleurs> good sang 2
09:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxFGhQsaSwI
09:00 <zaim> this good sang
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lil Scrappy - Money In The Bank (Video) (Oct 26, 2009) - Category: Music - views - 15,477 likes (95.6%), 720 dislikes (4.4%)
10:00 <mrwuf> wow that sun has some power 
12:00 <mrwuf> GoT marathon!!!
13:00 <couleurs> hehe nigers
13:00 <mrwuf> http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/10f-620x.jpg
14:00 <beagle> downloaded all the superman movies from 1978 to 2006 in heaps good quality
14:00 <beagle> watched first one
14:00 <beagle> where he is born his planet blows up he goes to earth meets lois and catches a bullet
14:00 <beagle> he's into the redheads too !
15:00 <BrokenPast> poor father couldnt get a shelter while lightening striked
15:00 <beagle> :/
16:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, beehhh
19:00 <BrokenPast> poor media preys on peoples tragedy
20:00 <BrokenPast> couleurs your a bitch
20:00 <couleurs> u wish!!!!!!
23:00 <BrokenPast> you really are all of you
24:00 <couleurs> sucka
25:00 <couleurs> #whosBOSSbich
25:00 <British^Meat> ok
31:00 <couleurs> a/s/l everyone?
32:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPAloq5MCUA
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Fincher - And the Other Way is Wrong (Oct 1, 2014) - Category: Education - views - 7,807 likes (99.7%), 24 dislikes (0.3%)
32:00 <couleurs> very good video 2 their tony u rok hard 
42:00 <simba> http://www.twitch.tv/VGbootcamp
42:00 <simba> incredible fites goin on
43:00 <couleurs> lol
44:00 <couleurs> MARTAL KIMBAT
45:00 <Skirmish> It's the vespa riding desperado looking for lonely ladies on the internet .... mr_ducati!!
45:00 <Skirmish> How you doin mate? 
45:00 <bee_girl> take me for a ride
45:00 <mr_ducati> u wish babe
45:00 <bee_girl> lol
45:00 <mr_ducati> oh look its skirmish, the lonely old man :(
45:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: Not much room on a vespa. 
47:00 <simba> watch out mr_ducati he might make a blog about you
48:00 <couleurs> nothing wrong with a vespa... esp if it's an old 1 then u get chix 
48:00 <couleurs> Put That in Your Pork n Smoke It
48:00 <mr_ducati> lol simba, i know skirmish too well, he is just a  lonely old man who passes his tome putting shit on people on irc
49:00 <simba> he makes blogs about them too
49:00 <simba> im probably next now
49:00 <mr_ducati> he is obsessive
49:00 <mr_ducati> i actually feel sorry for him sometimes
49:00 <Skirmish> Lots of people have hard ons about the stupidity that is IRC being recorded in one spot.
50:00 <simba> good sympathy is good
51:00 <Skirmish> I guess you have to have an opinion about it simba because your good mate B1 is sooking about it? 
52:00 <couleurs> pinch n a punch 4 da 1st of da month every1 hahaha pwned
53:00 <simba> its just 2 try hard
03:00 <StrykerX> Aint nobody got time for dat
08:00 <Floss> the rent is TOO DAMN HIGH
14:00 <johninj4> http://i.imgur.com/ndWH0i1.gifv 
23:00 <StrykerX> BM^MB - British Meat MasterBating?
24:00 <British^Meat> heh, nah, nor was I Mounting Beavers
24:00 <British^Meat> But i was mountain biking
24:00 <StrykerX> Ah ok
25:00 <British^Meat> i prefer wanking over masturbating, lets be honest, theres no need to be so formal
26:00 <StrykerX> True
26:00 <StrykerX> It's IRC
26:00 <StrykerX> Could even go as far as "unloading"
27:00 <British^Meat> releasing
28:00 <johninj4> when girls do it its masterbation
29:00 <johninj4> when guys do it its wanking
31:00 <StrykerX> It's a matter of class.
38:00 <British^Meat> heh id never thought of it like that
41:00 <TheRock> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freals
41:00 <Floss> milking
42:00 <Floss> oh i saw a great wanking tool in the adult shop, it was half price $24.95
42:00 <TheRock> katatonic_kate01: have you ever heard of vegemite?
42:00 <TheRock> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
42:00 <TheRock> johninj4 is here
42:00 <Floss> it had a handle and a button for vibrate i wanted to get all my male friends one
42:00 <TheRock> as is Kelevra
42:00 <TheRock> Two major losers
43:00 <Skirmish> These guys love using old material to try and troll people. 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i have, go check out my youtube
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> go for gold
43:00 <Skirmish> "Hey, do you remember something from 6 years ago? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"
43:00 <TheRock> lmaooooooooooooooooo @ Skirmish
43:00 <TheRock> Skirmish
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skirmish
43:00 <TheRock> Skirmish: how are you?
43:00 <johninj4> looool @ TheMayo
43:00 <johninj4> calling other people losers
43:00 <Skirmish> Exactly. He old and tired. 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> funny thing is, um… i posted it on the a PUBLIC WEBSITE
43:00 <TheRock> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> do i care, ah no
44:00 <johninj4> doesn't have anything better to do with his life
44:00 <Skirmish> TheMayo's material is as old if not older than B1. 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <johninj4> can't communicate with other people 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
44:00 <TheRock> johninj4 has decided to reply now that he can hide behind Skirmish
44:00 <Skirmish> TheRock: Come up with something that is LESS than 12 months old to troll people. 
44:00 <johninj4> he's just really immature
44:00 <TheRock> johninj4 prepare for more torment
44:00 <TheMayo> lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo
44:00 <StrykerX> TheMayo: lmaoooooooooooooooooo
44:00 <johninj4> yes hilarious
45:00 <TheMayo> johninj4 where is mels?
45:00 <Skirmish> I added an extra 14 O's! TROOOOOOOLLED! 
45:00 <TheMayo> Skirmish: how are you?
45:00 <TheMayo> lmaooooooooooooo @ StrykerX
45:00 <johninj4> i wonder how old he is
45:00 <StrykerX> lolololololol @ TheMayo
45:00 <Skirmish> I'm fantastic. I am waiting to be reminded that I owned a yellow car in 2006. 
45:00 <TheMayo> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
45:00 <TheMayo> Skirmish: rofl
45:00 <TheMayo> not today
46:00 <TheMayo> Today my focus is with johninj4
46:00 <TheMayo> johninj4 and Kelevra
46:00 <TheMayo> You play second fiddle to them I'm afraid Skirmish
46:00 <Skirmish> Get some new material. Get relevant. 
46:00 <johninj4> get a ...life
46:00 <TheMayo> Thanks for that Skirmish
46:00 <TheMayo> now
46:00 <TheMayo> down to business
46:00 <TheMayo> johninj4
46:00 <TheMayo> johninj4: how are you?
47:00 <Floss> skirmish are you married yet
47:00 <Skirmish> LOOOOOOOOL johninj4 and Mandyjane wot 2 years ago. Wot Kelevra did something 3 years ago. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL you idiot. 
47:00 <Skirmish> Floss: August. 
47:00 <TheMayo> Skirmish I am here to talk about the relationship of johninj4 and Kelevra
48:00 <Skirmish> That's old news too. 
48:00 <TheMayo> a relationship which is very recent
48:00 <Skirmish> It's no secret. 
48:00 <TheMayo> Kelevra letting Angel walk around in the dirty nappies
48:00 <Skirmish> What are you exposing? 
48:00 <johninj4> why is it so fascinating to you?
48:00 <TheMayo> johninj4 eating the babies food
48:00 <TheMayo> johninj4 how often did you shower whilst living with mels?
48:00 <Skirmish> baby food is delicious. 
49:00 <johninj4> oh yeah making stuff up
49:00 <johninj4> thats very clever
49:00 <johninj4> at least make up something more beleivable
49:00 <johninj4> if you have the mental capacity
49:00 <Skirmish> TheMayo, the guy that wanked off on his lounge on cam to a guy pretending to be a girl ... is interested in the frequency another guy showers.  I can sense a trend here. 
49:00 <Skirmish> Sounds a bit homo. 
49:00 <Kelevra> Wow bringing babies into the trolling game
49:00 <StrykerX> Baby food is prety decent actually
50:00 <Kelevra> I'm so impressed
50:00 <Angel> Waa waa
50:00 <StrykerX> TheMayo is just a loser who sits here trying to get people going
50:00 <Angel> I want my food
50:00 <Angel> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
50:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: amen. Get the good stuff and it tastes better than what adults make.
50:00 <johninj4> i like ignoring him, he comes into my pm every half an hour and then leaves
50:00 <Angel> StrykerX drop the loser part and you are spot on
50:00 <Angel> lolololololololol
50:00 <johninj4> he's tormenting himself
50:00 <StrykerX> He has issues at home
50:00 <StrykerX> So he comes on IRC to get relief
51:00 <johninj4> i wonder what happens when he doesn't get his releif on irc?
51:00 <john1nja> johninj4 when is the next austnet sex tour? the one funded by centrelink
51:00 <john1nja> lololololololololol
51:00 <johninj4> just sobs in the corner like the sad little man he is
51:00 <StrykerX> TheMayo, how's it feel living in in your parents back room @ 40?
51:00 <StrykerX> Must feel great.
51:00 <Skirmish> No the loser part is very important to his statement. Your material is old and tired Mayo. You're no longer relevant. Instead you behave like B1 trying to inject himself into everything in order to be remembered. If you left irc today, within 2 days nobody would remember you. 
51:00 <john1nja> I'm not sure StrykerX, do you know?
51:00 <john1nja> rofl
51:00 <john1nja> rofl Skirmish
51:00 <john1nja> you hate b1 huh
52:00 <john1nja> always talking about him
52:00 <Skirmish> He's a great example of loser. 
52:00 <john1nja> Skirmish you try to 'inject' b1 into every conversation you have
52:00 <Skirmish> I could have used slinky_J as an example too. 
52:00 <john1nja> yes slinky_J is a loser
52:00 <john1nja> pandis
52:00 <Skirmish> You're trying to say that B1 isn't? 
53:00 <john1nja> Skirmish, not as bad as johninj4, slinky_J and yourself
53:00 <Skirmish> lol so much terrible. 
53:00 <johninj4> you have to pretend you are better than people online to feel better about yourself matt?
53:00 <johninj4> thats pretty sad
54:00 <StrykerX> He is nothing in the real world
54:00 <StrykerX> Here, he gets attention.
54:00 <john1nja> Skirmish in that channel on undernet, the user Peach is an old friend of yours..... A fat old flame as it be in Druidess
54:00 <StrykerX> So he keeps doing it.
54:00 <john1nja> rofl
54:00 <johninj4> thats true
54:00 <StrykerX> The highlight of his week is handing in his dole form.
54:00 <StrykerX> Where the lady says "Hello"
54:00 <john1nja> johninj4 whats on the agenda for the rest of the week douche?
54:00 <StrykerX> Fortnight rather.
55:00 <johninj4> i'm sure you would love to know
55:00 <john1nja> johninj4 thats why i asked
55:00 <Kelevra> He wants to accidentally bump into you
55:00 <john1nja> yes
55:00 <john1nja> We will meet one day johninj4
55:00 <john1nja> You were very close to me
55:00 <Skirmish> LOL yeah peach told me how apparently we used to hook up. I've never met her but she was great in bed. 
55:00 <Kelevra> Its how the best love stories begin
55:00 <john1nja> living in SE Melbss
56:00 <Floss> can i give someone a car for free without paying a transfer fee?
56:00 <StrykerX> No
56:00 <Floss> :/
56:00 <johninj4> you make them pay it
56:00 <StrykerX> Transfer fees and RWC state dependant
56:00 <john1nja> StrykerX where are you living now, fat man?
56:00 <Skirmish> johninj4: What he means is, one day you will meet ... and he will tell you about it 3 days later on here because he was too scared to make himself known in person. 
56:00 <johninj4> lol
56:00 <johninj4> no doubt
56:00 <StrykerX> TheMayo is getting mad
56:00 <Floss> how much would it be?
56:00 <StrykerX> lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo @ TheMayo
56:00 <john1nja> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
56:00 <Floss> id say they paid zero for it
56:00 <StrykerX> Then they go by market value
57:00 <john1nja> StrykerX where are you living now fatty?
57:00 <john1nja> chubber
57:00 <StrykerX> You're better off saying they paid $500-$1000
57:00 <Skirmish> Floss: I don't know what the rules are for WA but here in NSW the stamp duty is a must to transfer a cars rego and is paid by whoever the new owner is. 
57:00 <john1nja> still better than johninj4
57:00 <Floss> hmm ok
57:00 <Skirmish> Unless the car is new, in which case the dealership pays all that. 
57:00 <Floss> nah second hand
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> new car ftw
57:00 <john1nja> johninj4 and Skirmish are quite similar in their loser ways, perhaps they were cut from the same cloth
57:00 <Skirmish> best bet would be to contact the RMS or whatever it is for WA. 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want a lil car…. a little auto
58:00 <Kelevra> New cars scare me as much as new houses
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <Floss> i got off phone with them before i remembers to ask...i waited for 45 mins in the queue lol
58:00 <Kelevra> Fkn kids, without them life would be so much better
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
58:00 <Kelevra> New everythings
58:00 <john1nja> Kelevra you would not have been near either I would assume
58:00 <john1nja> rofl
58:00 <StrykerX> Oh, you're in WA Floss
58:00 <john1nja> <Kelevra> Fkn kids, without them life would be so much better <----- LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
58:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: What are you driving now? 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> the husband has a silver car… it's kinda big that's all i know
59:00 <StrykerX> Then it's just transfer fees. It should be set out on their website
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw have to go for ze test soon
59:00 <john1nja> Kelevra have you smacked Angel yet?
59:00 <Skirmish> I can recommend the GSR Lancer sports hatch. Well priced now too. 
59:00 <StrykerX> TheMayo may be getting kicked out of his parents house
59:00 <StrykerX> Just a rumour.
59:00 <johninj4> aww
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> he had a lancer years ago
59:00 <john1nja> johninj4 used to smack Angel
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2 door thing, was kinda cool
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> then he smashed it
59:00 <Kelevra> Seems angry with things today
59:00 <Floss> lol lancer
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> he always smashes cars
59:00 <Skirmish> His fault?
00:00 <johninj4> he's really lashing out at everything
00:00 <StrykerX> So he is on here raging.
00:00 <StrykerX> I almost feel for him
00:00 <Skirmish> Floss: What's wrong with a Lancer? 
00:00 <Kelevra> He seems really interested in my daughter
00:00 <Kelevra> Its gross
00:00 <johninj4> yeah thats a worry
00:00 <john1nja> lolololololololol
00:00 <StrykerX> As much as I do for pieter
00:00 <john1nja> I would love to urinate on Angel
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
00:00 <john1nja> Give the little bitch a golden shower
00:00 <johninj4> wow
00:00 <Kelevra> Oh come on
00:00 <StrykerX> Kid fascination.. Wonder if he is realted to Picard
00:00 <johninj4> thats pretty sick
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> UM
00:00 <Skirmish> Yeah mayo has reached his level of desperation now. 
00:00 <john1nja> rofl
01:00 <Floss> lol 30 bucks if i says its worth 500
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!
01:00 <Kelevra> Okay we're all repulsed. You got your reaction, now piss off
01:00 <john1nja> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
01:00 <Kelevra> Dirty scumbag
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> now we ignore you for being a depraved cunt!
01:00 <Floss> will it flag something in their computer if i say an 8 grand car is worth 500 or will they not really give a shit
01:00 <Kelevra> Yes!
01:00 <john1nja> Drown the little bitch in piss
01:00 <johninj4> yeh ignored
01:00 <StrykerX> Here's an idea. Ignore him.
01:00 <Skirmish> Floss: In NSW there is a minimum charge to get around people doing that. 
02:00 <StrykerX> He will cry then quit.
02:00 <StrykerX> :)
02:00 <john1nja> rofl
02:00 <Skirmish> Not sure if it's based on market value or not. 
02:00 <Kelevra> Yeah after that He's on ignore
02:00 <StrykerX> Floss, is it going to a family member?
03:00 <johninj4> lol
03:00 <Devil45> wtf was his deal?
03:00 <StrykerX> Some loser.
04:00 <Devil45> if he talked like that about my niece to my face id beat the crap out of him
04:00 <StrykerX> He wouldn't
04:00 <StrykerX> Too pissweak
04:00 <Devil45> eh
04:00 <Skirmish> Devil45: That's why he gets on the internet and does it. 
04:00 <Devil45> i see
04:00 <StrykerX> Hello randal
04:00 <StrykerX> Wb.
04:00 <Devil45> i cannot remember the last time i trolled
04:00 <Skirmish> He was pushed to desperate lengths today though, what is why he went so crude. 
05:00 <Floss> StrykerX yes
05:00 <Floss> well by family not blood relative
05:00 <Devil45> i liked the line about the dole form
05:00 <StrykerX> He wasn't getting the bite he wanted.
06:00 <StrykerX> Floss, declare it at $1,500
06:00 <StrykerX> They won't say shit
06:00 <Floss> thats still only 57 bucks
07:00 <StrykerX> There ya go
07:00 <Floss> yeah might just do that, i have plates ready to go on it so i need to go down there anyway
11:00 <randal> johninj4
11:00 <randal> Skirmish
11:00 <randal> Kelevra
11:00 <randal> LOSERS
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh look, a troll! 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanting to be placed on ignore
12:00 <randal> Vegemite
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you for highlighting the fact
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're ver accommodating!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
12:00 <Kelevra> What's with the Vegemite thing
12:00 <randal> johninj4 is a loser
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i did youtube videos years ago
12:00 <Kelevra> I bet Oprah doesn't dig vegemite
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> and in one video i smeared vegemite on my face, maybe just teeth, i can't remember
12:00 <randal> Kelevra have you ever eaten the shit from Angels dirty nappies?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think my ch was 'katatonic_kate'
13:00 <Kelevra> Katprah the Vegemite queen
13:00 <randal> katatonic_kate01, whole face
13:00 <Kelevra> Haha
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> or katatonickate google that shit
13:00 <randal> Kelevra have you ever eaten the shit from Angels dirty nappies?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol totes! WINNING!
13:00 <randal> Kelevra have you ever eaten the shit from Angels dirty nappies?
13:00 <Kelevra> Lol
13:00 <Doodle> damn
13:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10445520_917121724987075_8165321013615454884_n.jpg?oh=d3b721f7abb5d63e926415f762156028&oe=555D1DC6&__gda__=1428295503_85d87ae8b5fdbc991b3631762e20a0ad
13:00 <Doodle> not needed now
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll make video where i smear myself in vegemite and dance to aussie tunes
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i';ll maje a fucking fortune
14:00 <British^Meat> hah too slow Doodle :)
15:00 <Doodle> lol yeh
16:00 <Doodle> who wants to wash my car
16:00 <Devil45> hmmm might brab criminal minds season 10 episode 13.
16:00 <Devil45> grab*
16:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01 i saw your hand go up
16:00 <British^Meat> did mine on the weekend
16:00 <British^Meat> is nice and shiny
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
16:00 <Doodle> its been raining here 
17:00 <Doodle> but nice today
18:00 <Doodle> and judging by all the red bird shit on it either the birds here have bowel problems or they have been eating berries
18:00 <British^Meat> lol
18:00 <Devil45> you sure they havent been drinking dulux?
18:00 <Doodle> better not be fucking paint
19:00 <Devil45> most of the bird shit on cars here is white like paint splatters.
19:00 <Devil45> mostly from pigeons though
25:00 <StrykerX> Ping
25:00 <StrykerX> Pong!
49:00 <StrykerX> I smell spybots
49:00 <StrykerX> Yup
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> great!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think a 'secret' room needs to be created, free from trolls!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> free from cunts
54:00 <Christopher> hi katatonic_kate01
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> generally speaking
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'd be noice
00:00 <StrykerX> So an empty room?
00:00 <StrykerX> lol
05:00 <BMW> working not wanking
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure sure
07:00 <gambino> hi all
08:00 <gambino> i need some help
08:00 <gambino> i have some money owed to me from 1998
08:00 <gambino> $50,000
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
09:00 <johninj4> lol
09:00 <gambino> by members of the carlton crew while they was still active
09:00 <johninj4> your money is gone man, they are dead
09:00 <johninj4> only gatto left
09:00 <gambino> any here from melb know any surviving members?
09:00 <gambino> or their relatives?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignored
09:00 <gambino> ah gatto
09:00 <gambino> i will try him next
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> any fuckwit is getting ignored straight up
10:00 <gambino> but what about like, alphonse gangitanos wife or something?
10:00 <mr_ducati> ur a fkn dreamer
11:00 <gambino> u dont know who i am man
11:00 <gambino> or the people i know
11:00 <mr_ducati> yeh i do
11:00 <mr_ducati> ur a wanker
11:00 <gambino> im about to start a new gangland war
11:00 <mr_ducati> with who mirc nerds?
11:00 <gambino> hail in a new era of underworld
11:00 <gambino> u mark my words
12:00 <mr_ducati> go root your dog
12:00 <gambino> i already did your mum laat night
12:00 <mr_ducati> lol
12:00 <mr_ducati> woowwwww
12:00 <mr_ducati> A GANGSTER with mum jokes
12:00 <gambino> u just got own3d bitch.
13:00 <mr_ducati> lmao
13:00 <mr_ducati> you really are fkn dumb
13:00 <gambino> oooooo
13:00 <gambino> harsh insults man
13:00 <gambino> ive been called worse.
13:00 <gambino> rofl
13:00 <mr_ducati> i dont need to insult you
13:00 <mr_ducati> you do it yourself lol
14:00 <mr_ducati> your a fkn tosser, end of story
14:00 <gambino> lol like your dad, who walks around the place in a ballet outfit
14:00 <gambino> coz he's a fucken fag
14:00 <mr_ducati> lol
14:00 <gambino> like you
14:00 <gambino> how tall are you mate?
15:00 <gambino> bet your like 5.2
15:00 <gambino> 5'2
15:00 <mr_ducati> tall enuf to make your mum swallow my load on her knees
15:00 <gambino> pffft
15:00 <gambino> u a fucken midget tryin to be tough on internet
15:00 <mr_ducati> lol says gambino bhahahhahah
16:00 <gambino> stop laughin cunt
16:00 <gambino> im fucken dead serious
16:00 <mr_ducati> i cant dude u kill me
16:00 <mr_ducati> your so dkn dumb it cracks me up
16:00 <gambino> im at uni cunt
16:00 <gambino> are u?
16:00 <mr_ducati> lol
16:00 <gambino> i rest my case.
16:00 <mr_ducati> bhahahhahahahahahhahah
17:00 <mr_ducati> what do u do at uni? sweep the floor?
18:00 <gambino> im doin batchalor of physeotherapy
19:00 <gambino> and to support myself financially im a muay thai coach
20:00 <gambino> what do you do with yourself huh? with ur life? oh yeah thats rite, your probably on the dole
20:00 <gambino> on centrelink
21:00 <gambino> lol cunts gone queit cuz hes been shamed and humbled
21:00 <gambino> dont worry mate, im come across 100s of uppity asswits like you
21:00 <gambino> i have this effect on all of them
22:00 <johninj4> lol
22:00 <Kelevra> This seems exciting
22:00 <johninj4> i think gatto has a new resteraunt 
22:00 <johninj4> you should be able to find him easy enough
22:00 <StrykerX> You know.. For a "uni" student.. Your spelling is pathetic.
22:00 <StrykerX> Just sayin'
23:00 <gambino> u dont need to be good at spelling for my coarse
23:00 <mr_ducati> LMAO
23:00 <gambino> physeotherapy is hands on work
23:00 <mr_ducati> bhhahahahahaha
23:00 <gambino> massaging the muscles n stuff
23:00 <Kelevra> Yewknee
24:00 <StrykerX> Coarse?
24:00 <StrykerX> LOL
24:00 <Bonny> physiotherapy
24:00 <mr_ducati> this guy is so fkn dumb he makes picard look smart
24:00 <Kelevra> A horse is a horse of course of course
24:00 <gambino> johninj4 nah i wont visit gatto at hes resturant
25:00 <gambino> benji did that n got killed by him
25:00 <StrykerX> His*
25:00 <mr_ducati> lol
25:00 <Kelevra> My babies poo makes Picard look half decent
26:00 <johninj4> thats true gambino
27:00 <johninj4> but i figured you would be better than benji
27:00 <gambino> yeah i do know muay thai n shit
27:00 <gambino> but if gatto chooses to use guns den im fucked lol
28:00 <gambino> i will try n contact him and meet in front of a police station or somfin
28:00 <mr_ducati> LOL
28:00 <johninj4> just have a chat with him, i'm sure he doesn't want anymore trouble
28:00 <mr_ducati> im pissing myself here plz stop typing
28:00 <johninj4> maybe take roberta williams along
29:00 <gambino> i just gona say to him straight out i think he will respect and apreeshiate my straight forwordness  
30:00 <StrykerX> `access
30:00 <gambino> "look mr. gatto sir, i was owned 50 gran by your group from back in 98"
30:00 <mr_ducati> do you think he will promote you to a toilet cleaner
30:00 <gambino> "and i would like it back now"
31:00 <johninj4> i don't see why he would say no to that
31:00 <johninj4> seems like a reasonable guy
31:00 <johninj4> did you keep the recipt?
31:00 <mr_ducati> yeh i agree
31:00 <gambino> lol johninj4 the real roberta williams is an ugly dog
31:00 <Kelevra> Babadook
31:00 <mr_ducati> tell him u know muay thai
31:00 <gambino> i'd take the actress who plays her in underbelly though
31:00 <johninj4> lol
32:00 <gambino> lol no reciepts were made 
32:00 <mr_ducati> how old were u in 98? 1?
33:00 <gambino> it wasnt exactly a shop transaction
33:00 <gambino> i was 25 in 98
33:00 <mr_ducati> and ur a t uni now?
33:00 <mr_ducati> you dopey prick
33:00 <steven_> haha
34:00 <gambino> i mean i was 15 in 98
34:00 <gambino> accidently pressed the 2 cuz its next to the 1
34:00 <gambino> my bad
34:00 <mr_ducati> mate you got to be the dumbest cnt on irc
34:00 <StrykerX> Even if you were 15.. You'd be 33/34 now?
35:00 <gambino> pfft takes 1 to no 1
35:00 <StrykerX> And only just getting into uni?
35:00 <mr_ducati> hes at uno to clean toilets
35:00 <gambino> yeah im a late starter
35:00 <johninj4> the fun is in making everyone so wound up about it
35:00 <gambino> after yrs of livin the underworld life
35:00 <StrykerX> Are you the janitor?
35:00 <gambino> ive finally decided to make somethin of myself
35:00 <gambino> hav a career
35:00 <johninj4> that 50k would help you get on your feet
35:00 <steven_> nice work gambino
35:00 <johninj4> with interest too
36:00 <johninj4> 10 years @ 5%
36:00 <mr_ducati> i think irc should have an iq entry test
36:00 <StrykerX> In a weeks time, on the news "Moron approaches Gatto, Gets shot"
36:00 <mr_ducati> this guy is just too dumb
36:00 <gambino> hell yeah with 50k
36:00 <mr_ducati> even for mirc
36:00 <gambino> i could buy a new car
36:00 <gambino> dunt have to use the bus n train anymore
36:00 <mr_ducati> you could go to school
37:00 <gambino> fucken sick of it
38:00 <gambino> mr_ducati u havent told me what u do with your life that makes u think u r so better then me yet
38:00 <gambino> do u even hav a job mate?
39:00 <gambino> LOL
39:00 <gambino> own#d
39:00 <gambino> ask him if he has a job he gets so embarresed he leaves
43:00 <steven_> loooool
49:00 <johninj4> where did you learn muay thai?
52:00 <Skirmish> [15:49] <johninj4> where did you learn muay thai? <--- John Wayne Parr taught me. 
52:00 <johninj4> cool
53:00 <johninj4> would have been more fun to learn in thailand but they would probably have a lot of fun beating up the big white person in the process
53:00 <gambino> johninj4 i learnt it when i travelled to thailand yrs ago
53:00 <gambino> when i became a monk
53:00 <Skirmish> lol 
53:00 <johninj4> oh wow
54:00 <gambino> i was a drug dealer before that got into all sorts of shit u know
54:00 <Skirmish> I never get tired of the stories on irc. 
54:00 <Skirmish> gambino: Did you travel to Thailand on the back of a dragon? 
54:00 <johninj4> yeah i guess you have to go somewhere new to rest your mind
54:00 <gambino> after that i wanted to become a new person, find myself spiritualy n all
54:00 <gambino> exactly
54:00 <steven_> i learn from watching anderson silver
55:00 <Ana_Ng> did you find yourself spiritually
55:00 <gambino> yes
55:00 <Skirmish> gambino = Steven Seagal. 
55:00 <gambino> thats why i dont deal drugs n shit anymore
55:00 <Skirmish> Although he went to Japan and learnt Aikido. 
56:00 <Ana_Ng> why would you need spirituality to stop doing it
56:00 <gambino> i wanted to become a good person n stuff 
56:00 <gambino> change my ways
56:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
56:00 <Ana_Ng> somehow people can do that without spirituality
57:00 <Ana_Ng> why did you need it
57:00 <gambino> yeah but it was the path i personaly choose to follow
57:00 <Ana_Ng> is it your new addiction
57:00 <gambino> i dont even get wat u are talkin about now
58:00 <Digerati> hewwo people
58:00 <Skirmish> gambino: Ana_Ng is suggesting that you have substituted a new life crutch, an addiction, with another. 
58:00 <Skirmish> You have given up drug dealing to pretend to be Monkey Magic. 
59:00 <Patriots> Skirmish
59:00 <Patriots> Skirmish: how are you?
59:00 <gambino> too many big words there Skirmish
59:00 <gambino> but i get the idea of wat yous are sayin
59:00 <Digerati> gambino is a homosexual ?
59:00 <gambino> if it is my new addiction
59:00 <Digerati> nice
59:00 <Skirmish> She's American. She can't help but be patronising. 
59:00 <gambino> then at least its better than drugs
59:00 <Digerati> i like gambino gang faggots
59:00 <Ana_Ng> have you considered getting out of spirituality?
00:00 <Digerati> cops should beat up more gambino gangs
00:00 <MysteriousShado> lololololololololol
00:00 <Digerati> they are only faggots on drugs
00:00 <TheRon> Sounds like irc
00:00 <gambino> italian gambino mafia mobsters crime family
00:00 <Digerati> definately ron !
01:00 <Digerati> faggots
01:00 <gambino> im not affiliated with them in any way
01:00 <Digerati> mafia are terrorists
01:00 <Digerati> we realise that
01:00 <Skirmish> B2 is here. Time for me to find something else to do. 
01:00 <Digerati> 2 months ago Australia and the USA warned us about mafia terrorists on the media
01:00 <Digerati> we understand that mafia are terrorists
01:00 <Digerati> it's ok
02:00 <Patriots> StrykerX
02:00 <Digerati> terrorist faggots
02:00 <Patriots> StrykerX: how are you?
02:00 <TheRon> I heard the bananas had a 3 way with an orange
02:00 <gambino> mafia arent terrorists
02:00 <gambino> muslims are
02:00 <Digerati> nothing like popping the asscheeks of a mafia syndicate
02:00 <StrykerX> TheRon, annoying orange?
02:00 <Digerati> stfu idiot
02:00 <Digerati> go read the news
02:00 <Digerati> your stupid
02:00 <gambino> i do
02:00 <TheRon> Beer?
02:00 <Digerati> bs you od
03:00 <Digerati> bs you do
03:00 <gambino> the mafia wasnt the one who drives planes into buildings
03:00 <Kelevra> I reckon that suge knight news was pretty far out there
03:00 <StrykerX> Be careful, gambino, Digerati can carve arrows with his teeth.
03:00 <gambino> osama bin laden did
03:00 <Kelevra> He belongs in jail though
03:00 <StrykerX> Comes from his military training.
03:00 <Digerati> cia and fbi, asio are working now together to capture mafia
03:00 <Digerati> and they have done a good job
03:00 <johninj4> it was actually tax agents that did more than anything
03:00 <Digerati> over 20 of them dead here in australia the past decade
04:00 <TheRon> She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
04:00 <Digerati> i worked with police to catch mafia in our area, essendon victoria
04:00 <Digerati> they threatened my family
04:00 <Digerati> my brother is a cop, he got threatened
05:00 <Digerati> my father was a officer in the army
05:00 <Digerati> he got threatened
05:00 <Digerati> they hang out in hotels
05:00 <Kelevra> I worked with asians when I was 17 they owned a legitimate restaurant
05:00 <Kelevra> Hawjawhaw
05:00 <Digerati> were people go to hotels peacefully after work to have a beers
05:00 <Digerati> beer
05:00 <StrykerX> Kelevra, rare setup.
05:00 <StrykerX> Most are dodgy as fuck.
05:00 <Digerati> the mafia go to hotels and don't even fucking know who goes there
05:00 <[Maverick]> oh hi 
06:00 <Digerati> mafia drug addicts
06:00 <Digerati> and threaten staff and the like
06:00 <StrykerX> I mean.. Hello [Maverick]
06:00 <[Maverick]> reow 
06:00 <[Maverick]> sup budly 
06:00 <Patriots> [Maverick]
06:00 <Kelevra> Hai [Maverick] 
06:00 <Patriots> Kelevra
06:00 <Digerati> they deserve to die the mafia groups
06:00 <Patriots> johninj4
06:00 <[Maverick]> Hii Kelevra
06:00 <Patriots> Skirmish
06:00 <Patriots> LOSERS
06:00 <StrykerX> Not alot, enjoying my 1998 script
06:00 <[Maverick]> fuck off Saemon 
06:00 <Digerati> they sell drugs to children
06:00 <StrykerX> It's TheMayo
06:00 <Kelevra> Oh they weren't really legit, cash in hand jobby
06:00 <[Maverick]> ohhhh 
06:00 <[Maverick]> is it 
06:00 <TheRon> Bikie gangs are full of fags
06:00 <[Maverick]> fuck 
06:00 <StrykerX> His mother is kicking him out of his house
06:00 <StrykerX> Her house sorry
07:00 <StrykerX> So he is on here raging.
07:00 <Digerati> so don't feed me faggot mafia drug addict shit gambino
07:00 <Patriots> Look at you all cry and run to the ops
07:00 <[Maverick]> do I look like I am crying. 
07:00 <Kelevra> Muffia
07:00 <Patriots> bitches
07:00 <Patriots> [Maverick] is a loser
07:00 <[Maverick]> show us ya muffia 
07:00 <Kelevra> Bunch of vaginas with handguns
07:00 <Patriots> as is Kelevra
07:00 <Patriots> Skirmish
07:00 <[Maverick]> LOL... 
07:00 <Patriots> johninj4
07:00 <Kelevra> I'd be horrified
07:00 <Digerati> the only thing that keeps mafia drug addict faggots alive is the gun they pocess
07:00 <Digerati> guns
07:00 <Kelevra> Its a meat sanga with a gun
07:00 <Kelevra> RUN
08:00 <TheRon> I never danced with another when I saw her standing there
08:00 <Digerati> indeed Kelevra
08:00 <johninj4> all matty is saying is that he gets offended very easily and holds a grudge
08:00 <Digerati> gambino, the police and army got more guns
08:00 <Kelevra> I no want you angry
08:00 <johninj4> lol
08:00 <Patriots> johninj4 decides to speak up when he thinks hes has back up
08:00 <Digerati> enough to put mafia faggots in a meat disposer and dump the meat into sewers for the rats to have
08:00 <Kelevra> No be angry, I just want to halp
08:00 <Patriots> usually he i trying to hide from me
09:00 <Digerati> they dont deserve even to be buried
09:00 <Patriots> like the little fat headed bitch he is
09:00 <johninj4> aww
09:00 <StrykerX> johninj4, I think you've got a fan.
09:00 <StrykerX> He seems very fond of you.
09:00 <Patriots> johninj4 is a loser
09:00 <TheRon> Why are people so unkind?
09:00 <Digerati> gambino, how bout you suck my dick for some crack ?
09:00 <gambino> Digerati wtf bro......i dont even support the mafia lol your a lost cunt
09:00 <johninj4> on a scale of 1 to 10 how hurt are you Patriots?
09:00 <Patriots> https://www.facebook.com/john.bowen.31542?fref=ts
09:00 <Kelevra> Jusssst the tipppppp
10:00 <Patriots> Look at his face
10:00 <Patriots> https://www.facebook.com/john.bowen.31542?fref=ts
10:00 <Patriots> https://www.facebook.com/john.bowen.31542?fref=ts = johninj4
10:00 <gambino> did the mafia steal your gf n fucked her or something Digerati?
10:00 <Patriots> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
10:00 <Digerati> gambino group is mafia
10:00 <gambino> i know
10:00 <TheRon> Did Seattle win?
10:00 <bluemeanie> Ive known john for ages and hes a top cunt so go fuck yourself
10:00 <gambino> but its also happens to be my surname....
10:00 <gambino> its pure coincidence
10:00 <Patriots> bluemeanie, johninj4 is a loser
10:00 <Digerati> your gay
10:00 <gambino> ive already stated that i have no affiliation with them
10:00 <Patriots> a really scabby loser
11:00 <Patriots> johninj4 GREENED OUT
11:00 <bluemeanie> yeah, well your on irc and have been for ages, look in the mirror cock smoker
11:00 <Digerati> mafia like being fucked by cops and the army
11:00 <Digerati> bunch of faggots
11:00 <TheRon> How about that Super Bowl
11:00 <bluemeanie> seriously, i havent been here for years, and you cunts still doin the same shit hey. fuckin move on faggots.
11:00 <gambino> Digerati no mate, your father was the faggot officer in the military who sexually abused young male cadets.
11:00 <Patriots> thanks bluemeanie
11:00 <Patriots> rofl
11:00 <Patriots> johninj4 speak up
12:00 <Kelevra> bluemeanie see,s legit
12:00 <Kelevra> See,s
12:00 <Kelevra> Seems
12:00 <Digerati> gambino, all officers are over 18, least my dad had a dick
12:00 <johninj4> i'm going back to ignoring you matty, that seems to upset you the most
12:00 <Digerati> unlike your fag dad
12:00 <gambino> to suck
12:00 <gambino> Digerati
12:00 <Patriots> johninj4 where is faux?
12:00 <TheRon> Breasts?
12:00 <gambino> least your dad had a dick to suck.
12:00 <gambino> thats all he had.
12:00 <gambino> ownt.
13:00 <StrykerX> simba you downy cunt
13:00 <Digerati> mexican mafia faggot
13:00 <StrykerX> You've banned me for less
13:00 <StrykerX> Step up
13:00 <gambino> bluemeanie u fucken cocksucker
13:00 <gambino> me and my mate arrived at 26 astral way carlisle last night
14:00 <gambino> no one was there
14:00 <TheRon> Great story
14:00 <Patriots> johninj4 it is lucky I took a copy of your profile pic, as its not on there anymore, you know the pic of you in the wrinckled white shirt
14:00 <[Maverick]> lol gambino.. getting butthurt over irc 
14:00 <[Maverick]> wrinkled* 
15:00 <bluemeanie> you so lie!
15:00 <bluemeanie> i was out the front on the lappy dickhead
15:00 <bluemeanie> till like midnight and then the power dropped out
15:00 <StrykerX> lol
15:00 <gambino> ah wtf was that you?
15:00 <gambino> the faggot in the ballet dress?
15:00 <StrykerX> gambino clearly didn't rock up.
15:00 <gambino> wat were u doin wearin that shit bluemeanie lol
16:00 <StrykerX> Just using excuses to post addresses in here.
16:00 <bluemeanie> i was in a ballet dress and you still were to scared to do anything?
16:00 <johninj4> lol
16:00 <[Maverick]> the only rock up that gambino knows about is jacking it up in his arms 
16:00 <Patriots> StrykerX do you ever wear wrinkled white shirts
16:00 <Patriots> ?
16:00 <[Maverick]> LET'S ROCK UP! 
16:00 <gambino> nah i didnt want to look bad bashing a skinny faggot
16:00 <gambino> whos like 4'2
16:00 <gambino> id lose my cred
16:00 <bluemeanie> hehehe
16:00 <[Maverick]> lol... bad street credit rating 
16:00 <bluemeanie> your welcome to come mav! i got beers for ya
17:00 <Patriots> You know osmeone who has no street credit at all?
17:00 <[Maverick]> ahaha in Kal blud 
17:00 <Patriots> johninj4
17:00 <Patriots> johninj4 lost his street credit when he GREENED OUT
17:00 <bluemeanie> happens to the best of them bruz
17:00 <Patriots> rofl
17:00 <johninj4> i lost my street cred when i met kuniva and he got butthurt i didn't want to be his bff and made up that story
17:00 <Patriots> imagine johninj4 greening out
17:00 <Patriots> with that fat head of his
17:00 <Patriots> and the dero look on his face
17:00 <StrykerX> Just ignore him
18:00 <Patriots> that sleazy smile he always has
18:00 <StrykerX> And he'll emoquit again.
18:00 <Patriots> johninj4 how often to you wash your clothes?
18:00 <bluemeanie> i spewed, passed out, smashed the flyscreen off after 5 beers an a couple of cones, so waht. fuck you
18:00 <Patriots> You always look dirty
18:00 <slinky_J> bit obsessed
18:00 <johninj4> just a tad
18:00 <slinky_J> you want to lick him clean
19:00 <slinky_J> like some kind've gay human cat
19:00 <Patriots> Go away Pandas
19:00 <Patriots> FAGGOT
19:00 <slinky_J> lol
19:00 <Patriots> you are clearly a FAGGOT Pandas
19:00 <slinky_J> a furry
19:00 <Patriots> a FAGGOT  just like johninj4
19:00 <bluemeanie> if i was a faggot id fuck john straight up
19:00 <StrykerX> You seem obsessed with faggots, Patriots
19:00 <StrykerX> Trying to come out of the closet mate?
21:00 <Patriots> get out of here you filthy insect!
21:00 <gambino> yo slinks
21:00 <gambino> hows those jackets u bought of that sire
21:00 <gambino> site*
21:00 <gambino> i like your fashion style man
22:00 <gambino> slinky_J unit 2/2a bourn ave west hindmarsh
22:00 <gambino> what is that?
23:00 <Patriots> johninj4
23:00 <Patriots> Is that where Pandas lives is it?
23:00 <gambino> lol ask him
23:00 <Patriots> Probably better than living in a place like Roma
23:00 <Patriots> aye johninj4
23:00 <Patriots> rofl
23:00 <TheRon> Why is bambino being such a dick?
24:00 <gambino> why u ask? u want to sucky sucky?
24:00 <StrykerX> Cause it's Patriots mate.
24:00 <[Maverick]> because he hasn't received a cream pie from that faggot Patriots
24:00 <Patriots> Pandas, what is unit 2/2a bourn avenue West Hindmarsh
24:00 <johninj4> i wouldn't know what its like to live in roma
24:00 <johninj4> i think its hilarious you think i live there though
25:00 <gambino> [Maverick] u think your a rogue badass like han solo, but the truth is you're just a faggot
25:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
25:00 <[Maverick]> I do go han solo all the time ;) 
25:00 <TheRon> He likes to stroke his own woodie
25:00 <Patriots> Way to live away from the coast johninj4
25:00 <TheRon> Wookie
25:00 <[Maverick]> cause the filthy pics your mum sends all the times ;) 
25:00 <gambino> bs
26:00 <Patriots> johninj4
26:00 <[Maverick]> AHHHH 
26:00 <gambino> only person who went han solo on you was your dad when he sneaked into your bedroom at like 2am when you are like 6 yrs old [Maverick]
26:00 <gambino> ownt.
26:00 <Patriots> How are you dealing with the torment you are recieving today?
26:00 <[Maverick]> LOL..
26:00 <[Maverick]> saemon 
26:00 <[Maverick]> grow the fuck up 
26:00 <[Maverick]> simple fucking simon 
26:00 <Patriots> gambino is a cool guy
26:00 <[Maverick]> how's being a bitch for the rebels. 
26:00 <Patriots> gambino
26:00 <Patriots> lets tag team wrestle WWE style these FAGGOTS
27:00 <gambino> lol im not a bitch of the rebels
27:00 <gambino> my cousin is a prospect member
27:00 <[Maverick]> oh sorry... 
27:00 <gambino> nah sorry Patriots
27:00 <gambino> johninj4 is my bro
27:00 <gambino> hes off limits for me
28:00 <gambino> slinky_J amd [Maverick] however, id gladly help u fuck them up
28:00 <Patriots> lolololololololololol
28:00 <Patriots> slinky_J is a loser.. ain't he?
28:00 <gambino> hell yeah
28:00 <Patriots> Just a real wanker type guy
28:00 <Kelevra> Bros before hoes
28:00 <Patriots> He thinks he's good for some reason
28:00 <gambino> wats his real name?
28:00 <Patriots> not sure why
28:00 <gambino> is it josh?
28:00 <Patriots> Yes
29:00 <Patriots> Josh ummmmmm
29:00 <gambino> lol douchey name
29:00 <Patriots> what was the last name
29:00 <Patriots> yeah
29:00 <Patriots> Joshua
29:00 <[Maverick]> fucking grow up you pair of cunts. 
29:00 <Patriots> Joshy
29:00 <Patriots> fucking faggot name
29:00 <[Maverick]> you're the loads your mums wished they had swallowed 
29:00 <[Maverick]> but then again, being hookers.. they wouldn't of known which load.. 
29:00 <Patriots> gambino, [Maverick] used to have ops in here... He was a real Serenity of an op, just banned left right and centre
30:00 <Patriots> power tripper
30:00 <Patriots> but much like serenity
30:00 <bluemeanie> what the fuck is wqrong with josh as a name? shannon, now thats a fuckin gay name
30:00 <Patriots> he could not handle it
30:00 <Patriots> he ran away from his ops with his tail between his legs
30:00 <[Maverick]> OooooOO I deleted myself 
30:00 <Kelevra> Yeah Shannon isnt a great name
30:00 <[Maverick]> big deal 
30:00 <gambino> shannon knoll
30:00 <Patriots> lmaoooooooooooo @ [Maverick]
30:00 <gambino> wat about meeeee
31:00 <gambino> [Maverick] damn man 
31:00 <Patriots> [Maverick] is quite a bitch in reality
31:00 <gambino> u a pussyass mutherfula
31:00 <Kelevra> Percy is the weirdest name for a guy that I've heard 
31:00 <Patriots> much like pandas
31:00 <Patriots> or joshy
31:00 <Kelevra> Sounds like slang for penis
31:00 <bluemeanie> haha percy yeah pretty old name
31:00 <Kelevra> Lol
31:00 <Patriots> you know a another loser name?
31:00 <Patriots> John Bowen
31:00 <Kelevra> How's your percy
31:00 <[Maverick]> damn you percy, always fucking shit up again. 
31:00 <Patriots> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
31:00 <Kelevra> Haha
31:00 <bluemeanie> hahaha kel
31:00 <TheRon> John Thomas
32:00 <johninj4> percivalll
32:00 <Patriots> [Maverick] tried his lukc with faux also
32:00 <bluemeanie> my grand dads name is sylvester
32:00 <Patriots> lolololololololololol
32:00 <[Maverick]> did I 
32:00 <Patriots> deperation
32:00 <bluemeanie> sucked innn
32:00 <[Maverick]> really? 
32:00 <Patriots> desperation*
32:00 <[Maverick]> shit.. must of been another Maverick 
32:00 <bluemeanie> id go faux! 
32:00 <[Maverick]> because I sure haven't tried 
32:00 <Patriots> Something we can all learn from [Maverick] is what true desperation looks like
32:00 <gambino> faux is just a lebanese bitch
32:00 <Kelevra> I'm not keen on the name bradley but its not a very strange name
32:00 <Patriots> [Maverick] constantly displays desperation
32:00 <Patriots> so does johninj4
32:00 <Patriots> but not quite as much desperation as [Maverick]
33:00 <bluemeanie> Faux was great to chat with
33:00 <Kelevra> I reckon for every five of us there's a guy called Shane though
33:00 <TheRon> Calling a bloke Kim seems wrong
33:00 <johninj4> you are the guy obsessing over other males facebook pictures matty
33:00 <bluemeanie> you wanna know whos despo? me. for a durrie. brb.
33:00 <gambino> yeah, if u were part of the 'cool' group bluemeanie
33:00 <johninj4> that seems pretty desperate to me
33:00 <gambino> the melbourne scooby gang
33:00 <Patriots> I'm not saying johninj4 is a better person than [Maverick] because he shows less desperation.. I'm not saying that at all
33:00 <Patriots> johninj4 is still the number 1 loser here
33:00 <bluemeanie> gambino : no one wants to chat with an arsehole bruz. check yourself maybe?
33:00 <gambino> that used to consist of serinity, maurice, faux, shadowlurker
33:00 <gambino> and a couple of others
34:00 <bluemeanie> me
34:00 <Patriots> but he is not quite as desperate as [Maverick]
34:00 <bluemeanie> ;)
34:00 <Patriots> gambino, Serenity is a loser also
34:00 <slinky_J> gambino those jackets are good :P
34:00 <Patriots> as is Maurice
34:00 <gambino> slinky_J
34:00 <slinky_J> nom nom cold water
34:00 <bluemeanie> thye both own thier own houses, have succesful familys and are greta people actually.
34:00 <gambino> slinky_J unit 2/2a bourn avenue West Hindmarsh
34:00 <gambino> what is that?
35:00 <bluemeanie> so if ya gunna call them something, maybe not losers
35:00 <slinky_J> my address?
35:00 <gambino> oh wow really?
35:00 <slinky_J> hope it's not somebody else there behaving like me too.
35:00 <Patriots> There actually seems to be a lot of desperation around at the moment, why with [Maverick] (mr desperation) johninj4 the loser, Kelevra the poor single mum, then we have slinky_J always desperate... Skirmish very desperate also... But now we have StrykerX slapping ops around
36:00 <Patriots> another classic example of desperation
36:00 <StrykerX> loooooooooooooool @ Patriots
36:00 <bluemeanie> listen if you cunts dont start having a go at me soon, ill get bored and leave
36:00 <johninj4> wow he is typing a lot now
36:00 <Patriots> i dont really mind you StrykerX
36:00 <Kelevra> I am a poor single, no shame in that
36:00 <Patriots> but you are being desperate atm
36:00 <bluemeanie> fuck koodus to you Kelevra, hard job single parent
36:00 <Kelevra> Being a mum is probably the best thing I have going for me
37:00 <Kelevra> Lol
37:00 <gambino> Patriots
37:00 <Patriots> Kelevra well it sure as hell ain't your desperation thats good
37:00 <Kelevra> Bloody oath, like to see this internet pest try it
37:00 <gambino> u forgot to mention bastardly_one
37:00 <slinky_J> woo yay ashlee comin over
37:00 <slinky_J> this one nose hair is annoyin me
37:00 <Patriots> gambino, you mean the guy who claims to know everyone in the music industry?
37:00 <Patriots> Yes
37:00 <Patriots> a little desperation coming from there too
37:00 <gambino> slinky_J im gona send like 10 bandidos over to unit 2/2a bourn avenue West Hindmarsh like tonight
37:00 <slinky_J> take it haird!
38:00 <Patriots> infact I can smell the desperation on b1
38:00 <gambino> kick down your door cint
38:00 <gambino> cunt
38:00 <StrykerX> Just found my iPad w00t w00t
38:00 <gambino> and drag your malnourished ass outta your stinkin bed
38:00 <Kelevra> Yay
38:00 <slinky_J> that wouldn't be very nice
38:00 <Patriots> I have a nose for sniffing out desperation
38:00 <gambino> cave ya face in cunt
38:00 <StrykerX> Now I can IRC in bed :')
38:00 <gambino> with a crowbar
38:00 <Kelevra> Wireless keyboard and mouse ftw
38:00 <slinky_J> okay
38:00 <Patriots> ashleighXtrinity is another one with the smell of desperation 
39:00 <Kelevra> I've never been a stationary ircer
39:00 <slinky_J> ^5 Kelevra hah yer, I use same
39:00 <Patriots> get laptops you deros
39:00 <Kelevra> Lol
39:00 <Patriots> then you can irc in bed like desperate losers
39:00 <StrykerX> I have a laptop
39:00 <StrykerX> 3 actually
39:00 <slinky_J> I'm gonna make ashlee watch the drop
39:00 <slinky_J> fkn
39:00 <steven_> 'im going to send' <=- weak as piss
39:00 <gambino> wtf
39:00 <slinky_J> lol!
39:00 <Patriots> b1 can guarantee that Brock Lesnar will NOT beat The Undertaker at Wrestlemania
39:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Yep
39:00 <slinky_J> yer
39:00 <gambino> who in the blue hell are you stebie
39:00 <gambino> steven_
39:00 <slinky_J> Saemon
39:00 <Patriots> ashleighXtrinity would be hot
40:00 <Patriots> if she were not fat
40:00 <bluemeanie> i just got a samsung tab, it has made me realise i am bypassing all touch screen tech as i am to unco to work it.
40:00 <Patriots> rofl
40:00 <steven_> someone who would cave your head in
40:00 <slinky_J> gambino = saemon?
40:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Lol
40:00 <StrykerX> Yup
40:00 <slinky_J> always going on about sending bikies around
40:00 <TheRon> I like beer
40:00 <slinky_J> waste of time I say
40:00 <StrykerX> I also like beer.
40:00 <steven_> anyone who says, im going to send
40:00 <slinky_J> may aswell bash saemon, shut him up, I say.
40:00 <StrykerX> Beer is required
40:00 <steven_> is weak
40:00 <gambino> slinky_J i fucken dare you to try
40:00 <bluemeanie> gambino : you owe me a mac 10 now, you know that right? 
40:00 <Patriots> Ahhh The Blacklist is back
40:00 <slinky_J> I mean't send them around to your own place. Idiot.
41:00 <gambino> i will break your hands finger by fucken finger slinky_J
41:00 <slinky_J> I, Meat.
41:00 <steven_> thats better
41:00 <TheRon> Bugger the mafia, send round the cops with the sniffer dogs
41:00 <Patriots> johninj4 dont think i have forgotten about you loser
41:00 <Patriots> im just giving you a break from the torment
41:00 <slinky_J> I've already got to have elective surgery on my right hand this year
41:00 <Patriots> cant have you break down just yet
41:00 <Patriots> i want to drag this out to make you suffer longer
41:00 <slinky_J> you go ahead and break it for me and I'll get it done for almost free.
41:00 <Patriots> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
41:00 <TheRon> Air supply rules
42:00 <slinky_J> be doing me a favour.
42:00 <steven_> he has an app that will do it
42:00 <gambino> why u gotta have surgery on your hand slinky_J?
42:00 <gambino> [03:23] <slinky_J> I AM JOSH
42:00 <slinky_J> lol
42:00 <gambino> [03:23] <slinky_J> I AM FUCKING BRABKZ
42:00 <gambino> [03:23] <slinky_J> THAT BROKE HIS HAND LAST WEEK
42:00 <gambino> [03:23] <slinky_J> ONNA CUNT
42:00 <gambino> [03:23] <slinky_J> TRIED TO HIT MY SISTER
43:00 <Patriots> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
43:00 <slinky_J> I like him
43:00 <slinky_J> yells a lot
43:00 <gambino> [03:24] <slinky_J> i middle knuckle
43:00 <gambino> [03:24] <slinky_J> is fucked
43:00 <gambino> [03:24] <slinky_J> from 2 weeks ago
43:00 <gambino> [03:24] <slinky_J> in town
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> my mum rules!
43:00 <Patriots> Be back later losers
43:00 <Patriots> more torment for you all
43:00 <Patriots> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet - i'll put that jackass on ignore
43:00 <TheRon> He quit a large portioned yes!
44:00 <Kelevra> I'm going to schedule him into my day planner
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <slinky_J> StrykerX r u drinkin beer baebz?
44:00 <StrykerX> I wish. :(
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> 20 mins of trolling mark it down
44:00 <slinky_J> ow
44:00 <StrykerX> I can't even afford good atm
44:00 <slinky_J> I have one beer!
44:00 <StrykerX> Goon*
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> or alternatively you could meditate for 20 mins which is winning!
44:00 <slinky_J> lol
44:00 <psYbR> ashleighXtrinity, slut
45:00 <slinky_J> yer well summer is a good time to not drink booze anyway
45:00 <ashleighXtrinity> psYbR whore
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's never a good time ti drink goon
46:00 <TheRon> All those aboriginals can't be wrong
46:00 <Kelevra> Had goon and green cordial years ago and my shit turned green
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
46:00 <StrykerX> All class. :P
46:00 <Kelevra> But it happened with vodka and green cordial also
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> I drink bottled stuff now, i've moved on
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> G I lime
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> is the best
47:00 <StrykerX> Bottled goon?
47:00 <StrykerX> Oh
47:00 <Kelevra> Now i don't drink cordial
47:00 <StrykerX> Thought you were going all upper class
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> no bottled wine *shakes fist*
47:00 <slinky_J> omigosh
47:00 <TheRon> And I'm never gonna dance again
47:00 <slinky_J> that fkn nena 99 song came on
48:00 <slinky_J> i blame u StrykerX
48:00 <TheRon> Awesome
48:00 <StrykerX> LOL
48:00 <StrykerX> Enjoy!
48:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
48:00 <StrykerX> 99 luftballons
48:00 <TheRon> Best German song ever
48:00 <slinky_J> it is classic lols
48:00 <slinky_J> but now im smiling
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i know a few better german songs
48:00 <slinky_J> A Few Better Germans
48:00 <slinky_J> cool title for a film
48:00 <Kelevra> Rammstien
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
49:00 <Kelevra> Rammajammaman
49:00 <TheRon> Links
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> along with the box set of dildohs
49:00 <slinky_J> I'll put a dildo in a box for u
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you can fuck yo' self and listen to some music
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank slinky
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're awesome
49:00 <TheRon> Matrioski doll of dildos
50:00 <StrykerX> This is for you, slinky_J
50:00 <StrykerX> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfPTC7-wCL8
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nena - 99 Luftballons 1984 (Jun 8, 2012) - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 1,173,940 views - 6,000 likes (97.2%), 173 dislikes (2.8%)
50:00 <StrykerX> Rammstein is awesome.
50:00 <Kelevra> I like their video clips
51:00 <Kelevra> Always something crass
51:00 <Kelevra> Or interesting
53:00 <StrykerX> Yup
54:00 <TheRon> And I can't fight this feeling anymore I've forgotten what I started fighting for
55:00 <Digerati> it's time to put this shipment to the shore
55:00 <Digerati> 80's was soooo emo
56:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of emos
56:00 <StrykerX> Sup Digerati?
56:00 <Digerati> nothing much man
57:00 <Digerati> just some cocksucking neighbour who disrespects and lies about my dead father
57:00 <Kelevra> Is it bedtime yet?
57:00 <TheRon> No
58:00 <Digerati> who the fuck would even bother to hate on a dead person
58:00 <Kelevra> Baw, not looking forward to the next two days spent here
58:00 <Digerati> they are fucking dead
58:00 <Kelevra> A lot of ppl Digerati 
58:00 <Digerati> they paid there wages of sin Kelevra
58:00 <Kelevra> Until they lose someone they care about then it's all 'woe me'
58:00 <Digerati> and it's fucking stupid man
58:00 <Digerati> i understand Kelevra
59:00 <StrykerX> Here? Where are ya Kelevra?
59:00 <Digerati> but this cunt here, goes on about my father like he knows him more then me
59:00 <Digerati> fucking feel like hitting the cunt, but i don't stoop as low aas them
00:00 <Digerati> his wife lied at the casino and said she had cancer
00:00 <TheRon> Hey language geez
00:00 <Kelevra> In Kew, wanted to go home today then they plan a BBQ and tell me I have to be here for some appt on Wednesday
00:00 <Digerati> she is a cunt whore
00:00 <Kelevra> So dodge
00:00 <Digerati> she won her 12 grand when she said that
00:00 <StrykerX> Should catch up
00:00 <TheRon> Tony Abbott is on the brink
00:00 <TheRon> How cool is that
00:00 <Kelevra> I'm an adult and I still get told what I have to do
01:00 <Kelevra> Lol
01:00 <StrykerX> We can go poke fun at the Jews together
01:00 <StrykerX> :')
01:00 <Digerati> i wonder why people do that, so cold blooded cunts kelevra
01:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha
01:00 <Kelevra> Yeah they should pay my bills then tell me what to do
02:00 <StrykerX> Gotta love family
02:00 <Kelevra> Eh being here means less elect and water used at mine
02:00 <Kelevra> Cheap bills ftw
02:00 <Digerati> i am of greek decent, i was born here in Australia, dad from greece, and she talks about how shit Australia is, i told her if you don't like it, then go back to Greece if she thinks it's better
02:00 <Digerati> aint that a good comeback ?
02:00 <Kelevra> I did want to spend time with my couches though
03:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
03:00 <Kelevra> Hate having things I can't enjoy
03:00 <StrykerX> Couches need lovin too
03:00 <Digerati> kelevra, i did say well
03:00 <Kelevra> Digerati: I'd say that
03:00 <Digerati> i don't know why the fuck they do that
03:00 <StrykerX> Had this in my head (no pun), all day. Finally letting it out.. Fuck the neighbours!!
03:00 <Digerati> deranged minds i spose
03:00 <StrykerX> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Cranberries - Zombie (Jun 16, 2009) - Category: Music - 200,045,861 views - 755,527 likes (97.5%), 19,390 dislikes (2.5%)
04:00 <Kelevra> I always say if you don't like it here to fuck off back to nz to my dad lol
04:00 <Digerati> hate thy neighbour
04:00 <Digerati> fuck them
04:00 <Mew> hate fuck them
04:00 <Digerati> fucking sick of cunts that all they think of is themselves
05:00 <Digerati> if i don't like someone i would say, "look i had enough of the bs"
05:00 <BlackDevil> `adduser Kelevra
05:00 <BlackDevil> `adduser [Maverick]
05:00 <Digerati> BlackDevil a/s/l ?
05:00 <BlackDevil> 13/f/syd
05:00 <Mew> ey loofy
06:00 <Digerati> blackdevil you hot
06:00 <Digerati> devil
06:00 <Loof> hey :)
06:00 <Digerati> hot as the devil
06:00 <BlackDevil> super
06:00 <Kelevra> The Asians are invading already, fuck, they're dressed up..
06:00 <Digerati> hot as hell :)
06:00 <Loof> was just watching tpb
06:00 <Loof> you're right funniest season ever
06:00 <Kelevra> What is tpb
06:00 <Digerati> what a fucking life
06:00 <[Maverick]> you shitbag 
06:00 <[Maverick]> trailer park boys 
06:00 <Digerati> ISP Kelevra
07:00 <Loof> trailer park boys
07:00 <Digerati> ooops
07:00 <TheRon> Why does the army still wear camoflage when they're in the cities?
07:00 <Digerati> the pirate bay
07:00 <Digerati> tpb
07:00 <Kelevra> I got excited. Thought the piratebay
07:00 <Loof> oh its back too :)
07:00 <Mew> yeah I reckon its my fav loof
07:00 <Digerati> .cr
07:00 <Digerati> wherever the fuck CR is
07:00 <Digerati> croatia ?
07:00 <TheRon> My mother came to hazard when I was just 7
07:00 <StrykerX> Croatia
07:00 <Mew> probz
08:00 <Digerati> yeah, lots of hackers in croatia
08:00 <Digerati> :) haha
08:00 <[Maverick]> mewtang 
08:00 <Mew> I went to school with a croac called Branco lol
08:00 <Mew> Hey mavvylicious you hot man
09:00 <TheRon> Not as hot as me
09:00 <TheRon> I drink loads of beer just to keep my figure
09:00 <Doodle> costa rica
09:00 <Doodle> is .cr
10:00 <Mew> ooooooh
10:00 <StrykerX> Your mums .cr
10:00 <Doodle> i just washed me .cr
10:00 <StrykerX> loll
10:00 <StrykerX> Wash mine then cunt
10:00 <StrykerX> NOW!
10:00 <StrykerX> I mean..
10:00 <StrykerX> Hullo Doodle
10:00 <Mew> what's cz?
10:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/10644466_10204136230979635_6566373281645210751_o.jpg
10:00 <StrykerX> czech
10:00 <Doodle> pew pew
11:00 <TheRon> Why wash a car it only gets dirty again
11:00 <Mew> Cubic zirconia
11:00 <Doodle> why wipe your arse you're only going to shit again
11:00 <Mew> Ohhhh these are so obvious Lol fark
11:00 <StrykerX> I can see your rego
11:00 <TheRon> Is cubic zirconia code for penis
11:00 <Doodle> ok pollock
11:00 <StrykerX> loll
12:00 <Mew> nope
12:00 <StrykerX> Cause I have access to VR database
12:00 <StrykerX> Master hacker!!
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Doodle> even vocroads cant use the vr database properly so he has no hope
12:00 <Ana_Ng> theron, spoken like a person who's never lived in snow
12:00 <Doodle> *vicroads
13:00 <TheRon> Once when I was 3
13:00 <Mew> I'm gonna smash some hungry jacks next weekend
13:00 <StrykerX> True that
13:00 <StrykerX> Apparently my car is a 2011 Lancer
14:00 <Ana_Ng> i just realized
15:00 <Ana_Ng> that every food in my place is something that has to be cooked
15:00 <StrykerX> Well.. You're a woman..
15:00 <Ana_Ng> why can't i just eat the food?
15:00 <StrykerX> I hope this convo is happening from the kitchen.
15:00 <StrykerX> :>
15:00 <TheRon> Get in that kitchen woman chop chop
16:00 <alien8dRomeo> chop
16:00 <Mew> that's not very #raw Ana_Ng
16:00 <Mew> #rawlife
16:00 <alien8dRomeo> o um who's single today?
16:00 <TheRon> Me
16:00 <Mew> not I sir
16:00 <alien8dRomeo> ok
16:00 <Ana_Ng> my kitchen/office/bedroom/living room are the same room
17:00 <Mew> ew
17:00 <TheRon> Damn
17:00 <Ana_Ng> no, wait
17:00 <Student> sound pretty Economical 
17:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't like cold food
17:00 <Mew> Do you live in a box?
17:00 <TheRon> Is the bed in the wall?
17:00 <Ana_Ng> so nevermind
17:00 <Student> good thing, Bathroom is not included in that list
17:00 <Ana_Ng> i will wait for the cooking to be done
17:00 <Ana_Ng> i do not have a murphy bed
18:00 <alien8dRomeo> do i sound drunk?
18:00 <Student> sure
18:00 <alien8dRomeo> really
18:00 <TheRon> Oh how I wish it would rain down, rain down on me
19:00 <alien8dRomeo> but rain sux
20:00 <alien8dRomeo> only good for the plants
20:00 <TheRon> Phil collins rules
20:00 <StrykerX> Ana_Ng, so you live in the kitchen.
20:00 <StrykerX> Good girl.
20:00 <alien8dRomeo> you rollie here have a rollie
20:00 <alien8dRomeo> you ruLe here have a rollie
20:00 <Ana_Ng> heh - it's a studio apartment
21:00 <alien8dRomeo> do you know how to roll?
21:00 <bluemeanie> big white ox
21:00 <[Maverick]> I know how to roll.. your mother in sherbet to find the wet patch.. 
22:00 <[Maverick]> fizzes up. 
22:00 <[Maverick]> ;) 
22:00 <alien8dRomeo> eneter in random scrabble word
22:00 <alien8dRomeo> enter in random scrabble word
23:00 <alien8dRomeo> liqour
23:00 <bluemeanie> wow that sure is a better fanny finding medium then flour.
24:00 <alien8dRomeo> fuck flour
24:00 <bluemeanie> well you would if you used it to find a fanny.
24:00 <alien8dRomeo> Digerati would kick my ass
25:00 <cammIE> sex
25:00 <[Maverick]> and at least when you do find it.. it doesn't go claggy like flour
26:00 <cammIE> so who wants a coffee?
26:00 <TheRon> If you leave you'll take away the biggest part of me
27:00 <cammIE> so who wants a coffee?
27:00 <bluemeanie> yep, me
27:00 <cammIE> me
27:00 <cammIE> aye
27:00 <cammIE> me 2
27:00 <cammIE> me 3
28:00 <TheRon> Coffee? You're a poof
28:00 <TheRon> It's beer o'clock
28:00 <bluemeanie> drinking coffee makes you a poof?
28:00 <cammIE> yes can you tell simba he is gay also
28:00 <bluemeanie> point taken
29:00 <cammIE> romeo simba romeo simba romeo  simba
29:00 <cammIE>                                              romeo simba romeo simba romeo  simba
29:00 <cammIE> --
30:00 <romeoSimba> i might need a drink
30:00 <romeoSimba> i have a stoker
33:00 <TheRon> I know it's true, everything I do I do it for you
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> drinking coffee makes you a poof
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> since when?
33:00 <TheRon> It's beer o'clock
34:00 <romeoSimba> anyone want this cone i just packed?
34:00 <TheRon> I don't partake
35:00 <romeoSimba> lol okay
35:00 <romeoSimba> your forgotten memory
35:00 <romeoSimba> deepest reality
35:00 <romeoSimba> tired of trying
35:00 <romeoSimba> tired of lying
35:00 <romeoSimba> give me the only thing
40:00 <romeoSimba> normal people don't act that way
42:00 <romeoSimba> they act this way
44:00 <romeoSimba> cause i love beer man
45:00 <romeoSimba>                                              romeo simba romeo simba romeo  simba
46:00 <green>                                              romeo simba romeo simba romeo  simba
47:00 <Aragon> rofl
47:00 <Aragon> more like faggot simba 
47:00 <green>                                              rome0 simba romeo simba romeo  simba
47:00 <green> :)
47:00 <green> happyness
47:00 <green> lol ok
47:00 <green> poor simba 
47:00 <Aragon> yes poor simba
47:00 <Aragon> he knows he's a ;pser
48:00 <Aragon> loser*
48:00 <green> rich romeo
48:00 <Aragon> but he cant do anything about it
48:00 <Aragon> like Skirmish
48:00 <green> Lsir
48:00 <Aragon> johninja
48:00 <Aragon> all of them are losers
48:00 <Aragon> slinky_J also
48:00 <Aragon> and b1
48:00 <green> who else is poor
48:00 <green> ?
48:00 <Aragon> Kelevra another loser
48:00 <Aragon> Christopher is poor
48:00 <green> so she is poor?
48:00 <Aragon> bee_girl is poor
48:00 <Aragon> yes
48:00 <Aragon> Kelevra is very poor
48:00 <green> .
48:00 <Aragon> she has no money
48:00 <Aragon> she is a loser single mother
49:00 <green> i c
49:00 <Kelevra> Very poor, very single mother
49:00 <Kelevra> Shame on me
49:00 <Aragon> loser bitch even admits it
49:00 <green> are you poor?
49:00 <Aragon> Kelevra where is Angel now?
49:00 <Kelevra> In the house
49:00 <green> more
49:00 <green> hi Kelvra
50:00 <green> hi Kelevra
50:00 <Kelevra> Hi green 
50:00 <Aragon> I enjoy tormenting Kelevra
50:00 <green> :)
50:00 <Aragon> she is easy pickings
50:00 <Aragon> Kelevra what happened to you
50:00 <StrykerX> If only you were tormenting her
50:00 <Kelevra> Its not really tormenting, its boring
50:00 <StrykerX> And not looking like a tool aye
50:00 <Aragon> you used to be so full of  confidence
50:00 <Aragon> now look at you
50:00 <Aragon> you are a loser single mother
50:00 <Kelevra> I am indeed
50:00 <Aragon> oh the world works in wonderful ways sometimes
50:00 <Aragon> suffer with your life Kelevra
51:00 <Aragon> you made your bed
51:00 <Aragon> now you must lay in it
51:00 <Aragon> rofl
51:00 <Kelevra> Yes 
51:00 <Kelevra> I make my bed daily
51:00 <green> Kelvra what is your bra size?
51:00 <Doodle> lol
51:00 <Doodle> this Aragon cunt would have to be the shittest troll ever
51:00 <green> Kelevra what is your bra size?
51:00 <Kelevra> Not sure tbh
51:00 <Aragon> I love to see people like Kelevra fall from grace
51:00 <romeO> ok
51:00 <StrykerX> It's TheMayo
51:00 <Doodle> yeah
51:00 <Doodle> like i said
51:00 <Doodle> shittest troll ever
51:00 <StrykerX> He's lost his edge
52:00 <Aragon> Doodle i like your latest fb profile pic
52:00 <StrykerX> He used to be better
52:00 <StrykerX> Now he's just a loser
52:00 <Doodle> do you
52:00 <Aragon> you look like a full on dweeb
52:00 <Kelevra> When was I 'on' grace
52:00 <Aragon> rofl
52:00 <Doodle> congrats
52:00 <StrykerX> Living in mummys back room
52:00 <Aragon> fucking rob
52:00 <Aragon> absolute wanker
52:00 <romeO> Kelevra do you ever find yourself alone?
52:00 <Aragon> like johninja
52:00 <Aragon> and simba
52:00 <Doodle> oh dont use my first name nobody in here knows it
52:00 <Kelevra> Not anymore lol
52:00 <Aragon> all of you
52:00 <Aragon> losers
52:00 <StrykerX> loll
52:00 <Doodle> getting angry
52:00 <StrykerX> First name is serios business
53:00 <StrykerX> Serious*
53:00 <Kelevra> The only time I'm lucky to be alone is when I'm in the toilet
53:00 <Doodle> is steam coming out of your ears mayo
53:00 <Doodle> cos your trolling never works
53:00 <Aragon> rofl
53:00 <StrykerX> People just switch off, Doodle
53:00 <Aragon> it has everyone talking
53:00 <StrykerX> He has a cry then leaves
53:00 <Doodle> rofl = crying into my hanky
53:00 <Aragon> so its working just fine thanks
53:00 <Kelevra> Even then sometimes my daughter is a peeping tom
53:00 <Aragon> im not trolling either
53:00 <Aragon> im tormenting
53:00 <romeO> Kelevra do you have nice hair today?
53:00 <Aragon> I am not a troll
53:00 <Doodle> you're not anything
53:00 <Aragon> i am a tormentor
53:00 <Aragon> lmaoooooooooooo @ Doodle
53:00 <Kelevra> I'm sporting a ballerina bun today
54:00 <Aragon> StrykerX, got any pizzas there fatty Mc fat fat?
54:00 <romeO> ahh cool baby
54:00 <StrykerX> LOL
54:00 <Doodle> <Aragon> lmaoooooooooooo = i cant think of anything witty cos i'm slow
54:00 <Kelevra> Its like an awkward giggler
54:00 <StrykerX> Fatty Mc Fat Fat. Isn't that a Simpsons line?
54:00 <Kelevra> So fuhn
54:00 <StrykerX> Can't come up with anything of your own, Aragon?
54:00 <Doodle> oh man pizza
54:00 <Aragon> StrykerX no it's you
54:00 <Aragon> rofl
54:00 <Doodle> i want pizza now
54:00 <Aragon> Dominoes boy
55:00 <Aragon> fucking fat shit man
55:00 <StrykerX> Doodle, travel back around 6 yrs and I'll hook you up
55:00 <Aragon> Doodle go get some then you fuck stick
55:00 <Aragon> loser
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <Doodle> i have some m8
55:00 <StrykerX> Ask Aragon
55:00 <Aragon> yes
55:00 <Aragon> ask me
55:00 <StrykerX> Living in the past
55:00 <Kelevra> He's so current with info
55:00 <Aragon> go on FAGGOT
55:00 <StrykerX> Thinks he still knows things
55:00 <romeO> Kelevra do you drink much coffee?
55:00 <Aragon> lololololololololololol
55:00 <StrykerX> His best comeback is "faggot" or "lmaoo"
55:00 <Aragon> Kelevra where is johninja?
56:00 <Aragon> Was the torment too much for him?
56:00 <StrykerX> Shows alot for his IQ
56:00 <Doodle> dont forget loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
56:00 <StrykerX> Oh yes, my bad
56:00 <Aragon> you guys are doing it all wrong
56:00 <Kelevra> Asleep probably
56:00 <romeO> Kelevra do you drink much coffee?
56:00 <StrykerX> Aragon is one of the more simple minded losers on here
56:00 <Floss> whats all the hoo hah
56:00 <Kelevra> He probably only woke up to watch the super bowl
56:00 <Kelevra> Lol
56:00 <Aragon> it's FAGGOT, lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo @, lololololololol, loooooooooolllllllllll and LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
56:00 <Aragon> dumb shits
56:00 <Doodle> .
56:00 <StrykerX> Hit a nerve describing your sense of self worthlessness mate?
57:00 <Aragon> for example
57:00 <Aragon> Doodle is a FAGGOT
57:00 <StrykerX> Is IRC that much to you, Aragon?
57:00 <Aragon> lmaooooooooooooo @ Doodle
57:00 <Aragon> lolololololololol
57:00 <StrykerX> Is your life that dull?
57:00 <Doodle> i am not a faggot, i have sex with ladies
57:00 <Aragon> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
57:00 <Doodle> which is more than you can say
57:00 <Kelevra> Aragon the rememberererer
57:00 <Mew> irc is srs 
57:00 <[Maverick]> Hey Aragon.. was it you that got tricked into falling for an irc chick who turned out to be a guy?
57:00 <romeO> Kelevra do you drink much coffee?
57:00 <StrykerX> Aragon lives for IRC
57:00 <StrykerX> Nothing more.
57:00 <Doodle> lol who's the faggot now
57:00 <StrykerX> LOL [Maverick]
57:00 <StrykerX> Please fill us in. :)
57:00 <Aragon> you are Doodle
57:00 <Doodle> did you get caught in the trap mayo
57:00 <[Maverick]> I am pretty sure it is you 
58:00 <Aragon> Yes
58:00 <Digerati> hi beagle
58:00 <Kelevra> Its a tarrrrp
58:00 <Digerati> playing angrybirds
58:00 <Aragon> paste the link of me getting owned and shit
58:00 <romeO> Kelevra do you drink much coffee?
58:00 <Aragon> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLl
58:00 <Doodle> he doesnt care who he sleeps with as long as they dont cum in his hair
58:00 <Aragon> Kelevra answer the man
58:00 <Mew> Ah old shiny DSL's
58:00 <Kelevra> I thought I did, my bad
58:00 <Aragon> Kelevra do you drink much coffee
58:00 <Floss> isnt cum good for hair
58:00 <Aragon> welcome back Saemon
58:00 <Aragon> time for more torment
58:00 <Aragon> doodle is speaking out this time
58:00 <Aragon> the dweeb
58:00 <Kelevra> I have two coffees every morning
59:00 <StrykerX> Aragon, are you into shemales?
59:00 <romeO> ok
59:00 <romeO> 12
59:00 <Aragon> Kelevra injects coffee up her ass
59:00 <Kelevra> Anymore and I feel ill
59:00 <StrykerX> Rumour has it you hit on them IRC
59:00 <Aragon> StrykerX, no man. You?
59:00 <StrykerX> Hoping for a sword fight bro?
59:00 <Aragon> I love a good rumour
59:00 <romeO>                                                                   romeo
59:00 <Aragon> especially rumours about people like johninja
59:00 <Aragon> people like Skirmish
59:00 <[Maverick]> I don't think it is a rumor 
59:00 <Aragon> people like [Maverick]
00:00 <Aragon> people like Doodle
00:00 <Aragon> people like Kelevra
00:00 <Doodle> trollololol
00:00 <Aragon> and people like StrykerX
00:00 <Doodle> .
00:00 <Aragon> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
00:00 <Floss> Aragon how would you know Kelevra injects coffee up her ass
00:00 <StrykerX> Aragon is failing at his own game
00:00 <StrykerX> Lose his edge
00:00 <Aragon> Floss good question lol
00:00 <StrykerX> And is trying ever so hard to climb out of the pit
00:00 <StrykerX> But failing slowly
01:00 <StrykerX> It must suck struggling that bad
01:00 <StrykerX> Aragon, do those pills help?
01:00 <Kelevra> The only things I've injected in my ass are dick and suppositories
01:00 <Aragon> lolololololololool
01:00 <Kelevra> Constipation sucks
01:00 <Kelevra> Amirite
01:00 <Floss> :/ i think someone forgot that school started today *looks at Aragon*
01:00 <\555iQ_> so who has money?
02:00 <StrykerX> Aragon is mad
03:00 <StrykerX> He's raging
03:00 <StrykerX> IRC isn't suffering for him, they're making him suffer
03:00 <\555iQ_> enogh abot him
03:00 <\555iQ_> enough abot him
03:00 <Floss> i thought fat people were supposed to be jolly
03:00 <StrykerX> Poor kid
03:00 <Kelevra> I wonder if you got a condom stuck in your ass if the good old squat and cough would work
03:00 <\555iQ_> enough about him
03:00 <\555iQ_> so who has money?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, that's just santa who is jolly!
03:00 <Kelevra> Lol
04:00 <\555iQ_> santa has money
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> great
04:00 <\555iQ_> great
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
05:00 <\555iQ_>                                                                  great
05:00 <Floss>                                                                            thanks
05:00 <Aragon> StrykerX you working yet slut?
05:00 <\555iQ_> ta
05:00 <Mew> what do you guys call these? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9us8VgTsxDA/UBg4P5hEKgI/AAAAAAAADkE/JSqhgeZrqkw/s1600/20120729_160706.jpg
05:00 <StrykerX> Day off bro
05:00 <StrykerX> How's DSP mate?
06:00 <Aragon> I wasn't asking if it was your day off ass master
06:00 <Aragon> Im not sure StrykerX
06:00 <\555iQ_> got any totes?
06:00 <StrykerX> Did the govt reject your application?
06:00 <Aragon> StrykerX are you trying to pick up Kelevra?
06:00 <StrykerX> Deemed not worth it?
06:00 <StrykerX> Of course
06:00 <Aragon> StrykerX I have not been to centrelink for 8 or more years 
06:00 <Aragon> Kelevra do you like fat?
06:00 <StrykerX> Everyday mate
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you are now?
07:00 <Aragon> because fat is what StrykerX brings to the table
07:00 <Kelevra> I love fatties
07:00 <Aragon> the jolly fat Darren Below
07:00 <\555iQ_> i love fat
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is talking about an erection!
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> cracking' a fat!
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> Kelevera, you're in!
07:00 <Aragon> lolololololollololol
08:00 <Kelevra> I knew they'd love me
08:00 <Aragon> Kelevra where is Angel now?
08:00 <Aragon> Kelevra where is johninja?
08:00 <Kelevra> She's in front of me
08:00 <Kelevra> He's probably asleep
09:00 <_\romeO|alienated> kelevra i want to see your boobss so i can think  about how i would touch them?
09:00 <_\romeO|alienated> kelevra i want to see your boobss so i can think  about how i would touch them
09:00 <Kelevra> No ty
09:00 <_\romeO|alienated> damn
09:00 <Aragon> Kelevra why would he be sleepong
09:00 <Aragon> sleeping*
09:00 <_\romeO|alienated> im nasty
09:00 <Aragon> its during the day
09:00 <StrykerX> Aragon is still failing
09:00 <Aragon> he should be looking for work
09:00 <Aragon> or working
09:00 <StrykerX> I can see the desperation in his words
09:00 <_\romeO|alienated> fuck work
09:00 <StrykerX> It must be hard being this dedicated to IRC
09:00 <Kelevra> Cause I think he just woke up for the super bowl
10:00 <Aragon> StrykerX it is you that has been named among the depserate
10:00 <Kelevra> Not sure
10:00 <Aragon> rofl
10:00 <StrykerX> Aragon, I think you top your own list bro
10:00 <Aragon> Kelevra why is he sleeping during the day?
10:00 <Aragon> What is he a night owl or something?
10:00 <Aragon> nocturnal werido
10:00 <Aragon> StrykerX I doubt that
10:00 <StrykerX> Aragon is supposed to be looking for work
10:00 <Kelevra> I'm not sure
10:00 <StrykerX> Instead he is using his Job Network PC for IRC
11:00 <StrykerX> Cause he's cool like that.
11:00 <cheap--labour> i love money
11:00 <StrykerX> King of the losers.
11:00 <cheap--labour> winnnner bitches
11:00 <Aragon> StrykerX is a loser
11:00 <Aragon> trying to stick up for the likes of Kelevra and johninja
11:00 <Aragon> equal losers
11:00 <cheap--labour> putting people down is no way to live life
12:00 <Aragon> people like simba
12:00 <cheap--labour> putting people down is no way to live life
12:00 <StrykerX> Correction
12:00 <Aragon> people like Skirmish
12:00 <Aragon> people like StrykerX
12:00 <StrykerX> I wouldn't piss on simba if he was on fire
12:00 <Aragon> people like stebie
12:00 <Aragon> oh really?
12:00 <Aragon> oh thats right
12:00 <Aragon> you dont like simba
12:00 <Aragon> he is a piece of shit I supposse
12:00 <Aragon> he and johninja are the worst
15:00 <Student> uk?
23:00 <Aragon> StrykerX about you not pissing on simba if he were on fire
24:00 <Aragon> I on the other hand would piss on him
24:00 <Aragon> I would piss on him even if he was not on fire
24:00 <Aragon> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
26:00 <Aragon> TokenDaRing
26:00 <Aragon> another FAGGOT
27:00 <TokenDaRing> wow who's this dropkick
27:00 <StrykerX> TheMayo
27:00 <StrykerX> Who else is such a shit troll?
28:00 <TokenDaRing> oh, isn't he the spastic who wrote that shitty encyclopedia article?
28:00 <Aragon> rofl
28:00 <Aragon> I have told you time and time again
28:00 <Aragon> I am not a troll
28:00 <Aragon> I am a tormentor
28:00 <TokenDaRing> no, you're not
28:00 <StrykerX> No, that was too good for him.
28:00 <TokenDaRing> you're spastic
28:00 <StrykerX> You should know that.
28:00 <Aragon> No plivent did the wiki things
28:00 <TokenDaRing> and a retard
28:00 <Aragon> I am the tormentor and I am here to torment
28:00 <Aragon> Never a troll
28:00 <TokenDaRing> the system clearly has failed you
28:00 <Aragon> a flamer perhaps
28:00 <Aragon> but I am the tormento
28:00 <Aragon> r
29:00 <Aragon> TokenDaRing is a try hard
29:00 <TokenDaRing> go torment your balls
29:00 <Acan> u shit kent
29:00 <Aragon> Acan where is Druidess?
29:00 <Aragon> rofl
29:00 <Acan> who?
30:00 <Aragon> Acan where is Druidess?
30:00 <Aragon> Answer me
30:00 <Aragon> NOW FAGGOT
30:00 <Aragon> lololololololol
30:00 <Aragon> another FAGGOT
30:00 <Kelevra> Who's your daddy
30:00 <Acan> me!
31:00 <StrykerX> You're your own daddy?
31:00 <StrykerX> loll
31:00 <Aragon> rofl @ StrykerX trying to be funny
31:00 <Aragon> Does not work for you FAGGOT
31:00 <StrykerX> Aragon is so desperate
32:00 <StrykerX> Has to have attention
32:00 <StrykerX> IT's sad really.
32:00 <TokenDaRing> Aragon is a Linkin Park song
32:00 <Kelevra> I smell bbq
32:00 <Aragon> Shame you cant afford bbq Kelevra
32:00 <Kelevra> I thought it was a lord of the rings character
32:00 <Aragon> lolololololololololol
32:00 <StrykerX> Aragon, maccas?
32:00 <TokenDaRing> wow
32:00 <TokenDaRing> this guy is a real spastic
32:00 <Aragon> rofl
32:00 <Kelevra> I didn't pay. Free food ftw
32:00 <StrykerX> He is.
32:00 <TokenDaRing> genuine brain damage at work
33:00 <StrykerX> He's been at it most of the day.
33:00 <Aragon> I enjoy tormenting you Kelevra
33:00 <Aragon> you too TokenDaRing
33:00 <Aragon> very easy to upset you losers
33:00 <Kelevra> How is it tormenting?
33:00 <Kelevra> You saying you have expensive food?
33:00 <Kelevra> Calling me a loser, single mother
33:00 <Kelevra> Its all probably true
34:00 <Kelevra> Just matters how I feel about myself in the end in all honesty
34:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Aragon, pussy
34:00 <Kelevra> And I feel like your comments don't phase me
34:00 <Aragon> hey TokenDaRing, FAGGOT
34:00 <Aragon> rofl
34:00 <Aragon> Mel Lou Thomo
34:00 <Kelevra> Calling every male on here a faggot makes me think you're in denial
35:00 <Aragon> Kelevra not every male
35:00 <Kelevra> Yes Mel Lou Thomo
35:00 <Aragon> just some of them
35:00 <Aragon> let me see
35:00 <Aragon> Saemon is not a FAGGOT
35:00 <Aragon> Christopher is
35:00 <Aragon> rofl
35:00 <Aragon> so is simba
35:00 <Aragon> and Skirmish
35:00 <StrykerX> He's in the closet
35:00 <StrykerX> Go gentle on him guys
35:00 <StrykerX> It's not easy coming out.
36:00 <Floss> when you say faggot are you talking about the pile of sticks or the derrogatory slang version
36:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon is a retard
36:00 <TokenDaRing> he pisses his bed
36:00 <Floss> urintates, thats interesting
36:00 <Aragon> rofl
36:00 <Aragon> does he?
36:00 <Aragon> fine floos
36:00 <Aragon> floss rather
36:00 <Aragon> urinates*
36:00 <Aragon> take that slit
36:00 <Aragon> lolololololol
36:00 <Aragon> slut*
36:00 <TokenDaRing> Aragon, when they were handing out buttcracks, you got into line twice
36:00 <Floss> Aragon were your parents brother and sister
36:00 <slinky_J> poops
37:00 <StrykerX> I think he is drunk
37:00 <TokenDaRing> and had the extra one put on your face
37:00 <StrykerX> He can't type for shit
37:00 <slinky_J> Saemon murder anybody with his bikies yet?
37:00 <StrykerX> The old TheMayo could at least type
39:00 <Aragon> I'm tired StrykerX
39:00 <StrykerX> Excuses.
39:00 <StrykerX> You just fail as a troll these days.
39:00 <Aragon> No I'm just saying I'm tired
39:00 <Aragon> I'm not a troll
39:00 <Aragon> never was
39:00 <Aragon> never will be
40:00 <TokenDaRing> to troll people he'd actually have to have some kind of skill
40:00 <Aragon> You guys just don't agree with my theories
40:00 <TokenDaRing> since he has none
40:00 <TokenDaRing> he's clearly not
40:00 <StrykerX> Fair call, TokenDaRing
40:00 <Aragon> I am a tormentor
40:00 <Aragon> I have you all fired up
40:00 <StrykerX> Who's fired up?
40:00 <Aragon> Now you are all in denial
40:00 <TokenDaRing> we're laughing at you
40:00 <TokenDaRing> not with you
40:00 <Aragon> hey Lwaxana
40:00 <Aragon> I have a suprise for you
40:00 <TheRejectShop> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
41:00 <TheRejectShop> lmaooooooooooooooo @ Lwaxana
41:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRejectShop is what happens when you huff glue
41:00 <TokenDaRing> don't huff glue, kids
41:00 <TheRejectShop> TokenDaRing is a loser
41:00 <[Maverick]> lol.. the only torment you give is your mother because she doesn't like to show her face out in public in fear of running into people that know you got sucked in by a guy on the internet acting like a girl. 
41:00 <StrykerX> rofl
42:00 <[Maverick]> Hahahahah 
42:00 <Kelevra> Lol
42:00 <[Maverick]> he would be raging so hard right now 
42:00 <StrykerX> Yup haha
42:00 <[Maverick]> since he can't reply to that 
42:00 <Kelevra> I'm the tormenter
42:00 <StrykerX> He'll evade just to reply
42:00 <Kelevra> I know your fb name
43:00 <StrykerX> Hardk0re
43:00 <Acan> raven wolfe?
43:00 <Kelevra> Ooooooer fear me now
43:00 <StrykerX> Oh and apparently I'm after Kelevra
43:00 <StrykerX> ohai!
43:00 <StrykerX> And he's back.
44:00 <Kelevra> You have very pretty eyes
44:00 <StrykerX> I like where this is goin ;D
44:00 <[Maverick]> nah it's not him 
44:00 <Kelevra> Hrmmm its probably rude to smoke next to a bbq
45:00 <Kelevra> Brb being rude
45:00 <StrykerX> As if rude, I do it
50:00 <couleurs> SUPERBOLE2K15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <couleurs> =)
53:00 <Kelevra> I love family bbqs, everyone whispering about eachother
53:00 <Vagisil> i farted
53:00 <couleurs> agreed.
53:00 <Kelevra> Sounds exciting
55:00 <couleurs> thank u
58:00 <Digerati> yo couleurs :)
58:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
58:00 <Digerati> moaning
58:00 <couleurs> mornin'
58:00 <StrykerX> Sunny!
58:00 <Sunbeam> hi Digerati :)
58:00 <Sunbeam> hi Colours :)
59:00 <Sunbeam> hiya StrykerX :)
59:00 <Digerati> lol
59:00 <StrykerX> What's crackin?
59:00 <couleurs> hi Sumbean :)
59:00 <Sunbeam> noralot lol
59:00 <Digerati> fuck all man, i am outta cigs and smoking butts
59:00 <StrykerX> Exciting
59:00 <Sunbeam> just etten mi brekkie
59:00 <Sunbeam> hey it's only 8 a.m here
59:00 <Digerati> ciggy butt brain !
00:00 <couleurs> bacon and eggs dear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:00 <Sunbeam> nahh banana on toast
00:00 <Digerati> nah, cooked plain rice :) aint got money :(
01:00 <Sunbeam> might have a full english for lunch
01:00 <Digerati> rofl
01:00 <Digerati> no money in bank, broke as a joke
01:00 <Digerati> selling the house soon but
01:00 <Digerati> own a house thank fuck
01:00 <Digerati> thank dad sorry
01:00 <Sunbeam> you're going to sell dad's house
01:00 <Sunbeam> ?
02:00 <Digerati> he passed away
02:00 <Digerati> 3 years ago
02:00 <Sunbeam> i guessed that
02:00 <Digerati> and my mom passed away 6 months ago
02:00 <Sunbeam> why not rent it out?
02:00 <Digerati> my sister is stupid that's why
02:00 <Sunbeam> sorry to hear that
03:00 <Digerati> i could share accomadation
03:00 <Digerati> it is 4 bedrooms
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati
03:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm glad I'm not close to you
03:00 <TokenDaRing> everyone dies around you
03:00 <TokenDaRing> that'd suck
03:00 <Digerati> hahah
03:00 <Digerati> token, don't curse yourself
03:00 <Digerati> your not stupid
03:00 <Digerati> family eventually die
03:00 <Digerati> sadly
04:00 <Digerati> this house sucks to
04:00 <Digerati> weatherboard
04:00 <Digerati> have to paint it every 5 years
04:00 <Digerati> and paint dont get cheaper
05:00 <Digerati> weatherboard maybe better than brick, because it cools down quicker
05:00 <Digerati> but at a big cost
06:00 <pencil> Hi
06:00 <Digerati> cost 10 grand to paint the outside
06:00 <Sunbeam> hi pencil
06:00 <Sunbeam> what yer using gold paint?
06:00 <Sunbeam> lol
06:00 <Sunbeam> hi Bastardly_One :)
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hiya Sunny :)
07:00 <Digerati> i'd rather pay premium to electricity for cooling in a brick house through the long term process, than have to paint
07:00 <couleurs> :)
07:00 <Digerati> brick houses have insulation as well you know
08:00 <Digerati> weatherboard shits over brick houses but, shit loads better
08:00 <Sunbeam> roof insulation and cavity wall insulation
09:00 <Digerati> still dont stop the bricks from heating up bro
09:00 <pencil> Hi StrykerX
09:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah once a brick house is hot
09:00 <TokenDaRing> it's staying hot for a long t ime
09:00 <Digerati> and the bricks can stay up to 2-3 days heated
09:00 <StrykerX> I forgot I was on here
09:00 <couleurs> SUPERBOLE2K15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <StrykerX> Hello pencil
09:00 <slinky_J> StrykerX
09:00 <Digerati> will cost more to keep the brick house cooled as well
09:00 <slinky_J> do I have Bandidos coming around tonight/
10:00 <slinky_J> ?
10:00 <slinky_J> might have to make some tea and set up some dinner plates
10:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
10:00 <StrykerX> Apparently
10:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
10:00 <slinky_J> who was that gambino fag anyway? Saemon?
10:00 <slinky_J> lolz
10:00 <slinky_J> I should make cous cous
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yes it is Saemon
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I know his IP off by heart accidently
11:00 <StrykerX> Yup
11:00 <Mew> he got in your mind!
11:00 <pencil> johninj4 welcome back
12:00 <Bastardly_One> take it back when she knows that you're doin' it riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
12:00 <Digerati> TokenDaRing, worst death I had to deal with was my niece dying at age 11 from cancer, I was alone next to her at the hospital when she died, her family were out wherever the fuck they were
12:00 <slinky_J> ahah
12:00 <slinky_J> I thought so
12:00 <Bastardly_One> coz everyone else knows what they're taking toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
12:00 <slinky_J> typing my home address in chan
12:00 <Sunbeam> hi johninj4 :)
12:00 <slinky_J> aksing about clothes
12:00 <slinky_J> fucking loser
12:00 <johninj4> hey Sunbeam
12:00 <Sunbeam> hi slinky_J :)
12:00 <TokenDaRing> thats pretty messed up Digerati
12:00 <slinky_J> hey Sunbeam :P
13:00 <couleurs> :)
13:00 <johninj4> (:
13:00 <couleurs> SUPERBOLE2K15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <Sunbeam> :)
13:00 <slinky_J> I was thinking I should leave my doors unlocked and put a plank or two out for Saemon to roll his dirty wheelchair up and whack me tonight..
13:00 <slinky_J> lol
13:00 <Digerati> i put my fist through the window and cut myself TokenDaRing
13:00 <slinky_J> ouch
13:00 <Digerati> 35 stitches
14:00 <slinky_J> 35 stitches
14:00 <Digerati> nice
14:00 <slinky_J> one window
14:00 <Digerati> big windows
14:00 <Digerati> window
14:00 <slinky_J> did you fist fuck the glass?
14:00 <Digerati> something like that :) haha
14:00 <slinky_J> lol!
14:00 <slinky_J> yeah
14:00 <Digerati> lucky i did it in the hospital
14:00 <Digerati> quick response :)
15:00 <Digerati> nurse said: "oh darling nice fresh air in here" then she laughed
15:00 <Digerati> and i laughed
15:00 <Digerati> psychosis was imminent
15:00 <slinky_J> IN the hospital
15:00 <Digerati> yup
15:00 <slinky_J> thought their glass
15:00 <Digerati> the hospital i worked at
15:00 <Digerati> yes
15:00 <slinky_J> depending if you're in holding, was uno strong
16:00 <slinky_J> when was this?
16:00 <Digerati> private ward, private room
16:00 <Digerati> over a decade ago
16:00 <slinky_J> oh
16:00 <slinky_J> long time
16:00 <Digerati> i paid for the window man
16:00 <Digerati> it just happened
16:00 <Bastardly_One> breakin' my heart was so easy, so eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaasssy
16:00 <slinky_J> I got this inch scar from a window
16:00 <Digerati> no charges were laid
16:00 <slinky_J> yeah I paid for the window too
16:00 <Digerati> and still kept my job
16:00 <Bastardly_One> launch your assualt now, take it eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasy
17:00 <couleurs> yeh but... n e 1 4 FiFa?
17:00 <Digerati> bleh
17:00 <slinky_J> cept, my mate and his brother and I had just smashed a guy that was beating his girlfriend
17:00 <Digerati> fifa 2000 !
17:00 <slinky_J> I was so pissed off I went to hit a wall hit a window.
17:00 <Mew> champion of justice
18:00 <Digerati> i was ready to be superman
18:00 <slinky_J> you didn't say why
18:00 <Digerati> and fly off
18:00 <slinky_J> why you put your fist through glass?
18:00 <Digerati> because my sister looked after her
18:00 <Digerati> and my sister did all the work
18:00 <Digerati> my sister is good
18:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Christopher
18:00 <Digerati> but living with a person with sickness is bad
18:00 <slinky_J> so because of you, really.
19:00 <slinky_J> not because of somebody else.
19:00 <Digerati> they should have put the girl in a private hosp months before the chemo
19:00 <Digerati> they kept her home during the chemo
19:00 <slinky_J> somebody you didnt know
19:00 <Digerati> some people are real dolts
19:00 <slinky_J> not family
20:00 <slinky_J> you're not batman you know.
20:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
20:00 <Mew> It was his niece lol
22:00 <pencil> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
23:00 <Bastardly_One> who wants to come here to kill me?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I am offering 
23:00 <pencil> Skirmish?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I am listening to Chet Faker ffs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and haven't tried to smash the radio
23:00 <couleurs> Loser!!!!!!!!!!!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Skirmish would
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <pencil> I was speaking with Skirmish earlier b1 and I noticed that in every conversation topic change, one element of the conversation stayed the same.... He always brought you into it some way or some how
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One, I'm sure you don't have to ask on IRC for people to harm you
27:00 <Sunbeam> lol
27:00 <Sunbeam> it's yawns
27:00 <Bastardly_One> they say you can get a spontaneous pneumo thorax from the bass in speaks too loud
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I am starting to believe that
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky the lung feeling it is glued in place 
28:00 <nate> katey should of pushed her boobs up to heaven
28:00 <couleurs> SUPERBOLE2K15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <Lumeah> b1...
28:00 <Lumeah> fez does lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Lumeah, hahahahahahahaha ... I'd laugh at the idiot ... so boring and so desperate to be part of the boys as a wise lady once suggested to me
29:00 <Acan> who smokin superbowls
29:00 <couleurs> me
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I am smoking bowls that taste super
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that count?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they probably are super bowls to the kids of today
30:00 <Bastardly_One> weak!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> get some lung power you little shits
30:00 <Bastardly_One> *hack hack hack*
30:00 <Acan> achievement unlocked
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I got that trophy years ago 
30:00 <Lumeah2> Yeah ya right 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> plantium too .. not gold or silver or bronze
31:00 <couleurs> Loser!!!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> U R!
31:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ how often my nofity has gone off in the last 3 hours. 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they love you 
32:00 <StrykerX> You're popular, Skirmish
32:00 <StrykerX> pencil loves you
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it's austnet ... they only talk about people when the people aren't around
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why you're actually a respected nemesis
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you say it to my face
32:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: I can feel the love. 
33:00 <Skirmish> Yeah ok feeling the love too much now. Back off B1. 
33:00 <StrykerX> loll
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you nearly succeeded again
33:00 <Bastardly_One> sniggered having a cone
34:00 <Acan> Skirmish
38:00 <couleurs> ***GoNe***
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I was trying to work out why this room was so stuffy
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the heater is on ... ffs
39:00 <Acan> amazing
39:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt thinks it's winter
41:00 <nate> u are a hot guy already right b1":)
41:00 <couleurs> :)
41:00 <[Maverick]> lol B1 whinging about his imaginary housemate 
41:00 <Sunbeam> minus 1 C here atm
41:00 <couleurs> can u ask him 2 play me in FiFa later B1
41:00 <Sunbeam> yer could say it's a bit chilly
41:00 <nate> play date with couleurs
42:00 <couleurs> agreed.
42:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, he is bewildered by the PS4 ... he finds it confronting
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I let him play DC the other day
42:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen someone 52 freak out so bad 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <couleurs> kool
44:00 <couleurs> did u youtube it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I should of 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like him in here much though ... I hide shit in here from him 
47:00 <nate> its b1s alone time
47:00 <Bastardly_One> this looks like fun if you like gadgets
47:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_115680.html
47:00 <Acan> wat d u hide
48:00 <couleurs> you're underwear ;)
48:00 <ooomp> Your*
48:00 <couleurs> u
49:00 <Acan> ur
49:00 <ooomp> Thank you*
49:00 <Acan> yw
49:00 <couleurs> no probremo
49:00 <ooomp> <3 couleurs
49:00 <couleurs> me 2
49:00 <Acan> me 3
50:00 <johninj4> he's ok i guess
50:00 <johninj4> jks me 4
50:00 <couleurs> where u bean ooomp 
50:00 <ooomp> Here there and everywhere
50:00 <couleurs> :o
51:00 <Acan> ware
51:00 <Acan> ??
51:00 <ooomp> Shocked, don't be
52:00 <nate> put that thing away;l
52:00 <couleurs> aye caramba !
52:00 <couleurs> eat my shorts .
52:00 <nate> i will eat you couleurs toes first
52:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down couleurs don't have a cow
53:00 <nate> then u cant play fifa
54:00 <couleurs> D'oh
55:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm PS4
55:00 <couleurs> Supper Bowl
55:00 <Bastardly_One> nate would be a good Marge
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd make a good Selma ... only missing the hair
57:00 <couleurs> do the bort man !
58:00 <couleurs> i got a pimple...
58:00 <Bastardly_One> something I never really get 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> mine has be ... entertaining
39:00 <Picard> positive on what?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the taco bit
40:00 <mrwuf> don't mind the miserable souls, they only desire a distraction from their lives
40:00 <Picard> am i
40:00 <mrwuf> what news do you bring, what have you seen, what stories can you tell
40:00 <mrwuf> Picard, I don't know thats something only you can determine
41:00 <mrwuf> everyone here is cool in their own right
41:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One 
41:00 <Bobba> hello
42:00 <mrwuf> I have been miserable, I know the steps, its a dance thats repetitive, perhaps try something new
42:00 <mrwuf> greetings traveler we were discussing great stories, what news do you bring
42:00 <Bastardly_One> this fucking BMW M5 is useless!
42:00 <amelia> yes, tell us a story Bobba
43:00 <Picard> like u
43:00 <Bobba> lol ok. this is a true one!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> so is the bentley though and I need the power of either
43:00 <mrwuf> M5 thats the codename for a police operation DYK
43:00 <amelia> try and include a dinosaur or something
43:00 <Bobba> i am on a 486 that's been in a shed for 15 years. It still works.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like it's the Aston Martin
43:00 <Bobba> it is a dinosaur!
43:00 <amelia> ahahah yay
43:00 <couleurs> there's many dinosaurs in here too Bobba !
43:00 <DoC> is this really mrwuf or some other fake sick gay
43:00 <Bobba> cool. do i have the oldest one?
44:00 <couleurs> no, they're even older
44:00 <mrwuf> its hard to tell, true the imitations are so close to the original
44:00 <DoC> hi plivent
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that's a figure of speech Pictard ... to the notice
44:00 <Bobba> that is fantastic
44:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 foot 4 isn't really a midget
44:00 <Bobba> well i guess it's still good for something :)
45:00 <nate> i would love to have a barramundi farm!
45:00 <Picard> nate really
45:00 <amelia> I would prefer a strawberry farm
45:00 <nate> yeah
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd like a fried barra farm
45:00 <Bastardly_One> stuff catching them
45:00 <Bastardly_One> too lazy
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yum yum
45:00 <couleurs> fifa farm 4 me
45:00 <nate> 2/3rds of barra is imported
46:00 <nate> we needs to stand up
46:00 <Picard> the crocodiles scare the farmers away
46:00 <couleurs> Stand Up... and Make a Change
46:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, if I ever get anywhere in this race we might play tonight ... chances of getting anywhere in this race are looking slim though
46:00 <Bastardly_One> just can't do it
46:00 <couleurs> yeh u suk @ all games
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... apparently
46:00 <DoC> plivent fucked up
47:00 <DoC> and hiding under new nick now
47:00 <DoC> what a sick cunt
47:00 <Bobba> how many of you are actually in melbourne?
47:00 <Picard> plivent has a disease
47:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly any Bobba
47:00 <DoC> plivent invented aids
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just out of melbourne 
47:00 <Bobba> lol fair enough
47:00 <Picard> jsut out?
48:00 <DoC> he got ebola in his arse hole too
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Melbourne is just down the road fuckwit
48:00 <Picard> when the fuck did ballarat become a suburb??
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only 110 away
48:00 <Picard> 100ks down the road cumstain
48:00 <Bobba> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> just it's not far out at all 
48:00 <amelia> soso many crankie panties in here
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
48:00 <Acan> ikr
48:00 <Picard> yes it is
48:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks cunt ... the notice I mean 
48:00 <couleurs> panty pics
48:00 <Bastardly_One> not you this time Pictard
48:00 <DoC> fuck off plivent
48:00 <DoC> junkie
49:00 <Bobba> every time i go to ballarat it rains. i'm not sure if it always does there or if i bring it with me lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that DoC angry paki
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Bobba, nuh we only have two types of weather
49:00 <Bastardly_One> cold
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and wet
49:00 <Bobba> lol that explains it
49:00 <DoC> b1, do u have any kinda sickness in ur ass hole?
49:00 <DoC> if u behave good, ill do the same
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm from Melb and never wanted to leave really
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so I kind of like being here but don't
50:00 <Bobba> why did you
50:00 <DoC> but if u wants to be a retard so ill kick ur ass
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was a grand idea to set my house on fire
50:00 <Bobba> okay.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> (I never really did it but it happened)
50:00 <Picard> pity u didnt stay inside
50:00 <Bobba> fark
50:00 <faux> lolol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I have family up here and it's like the hotel california
50:00 <DoC> Bobba, b1 is a liar he dont have any house
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you can check out but you can never leave
51:00 <Bobba> ohh ok fair enough
51:00 <Bobba> yeah lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> this city is terrible ... once you get here
51:00 <Zade> hello Cath^
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking somehow make it back
51:00 <DoC> Bobba, his own kids hates him
51:00 <Cath^> hey Zade
51:00 <Bobba> one of my friends moved there for 2 years to study, she liked it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> My own kid hates me?
51:00 <Zade> whats happening Cath^?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> funny shit 
51:00 <DoC> b1's kids kicked his dirty ass from the house
51:00 <Bastardly_One> My kid was just on the phone before so yeah he can't stand me idiot
51:00 <Bobba> and another mate is from there.. and yeah he's always going back and forth
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Bobba, great place for uni 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the uni is really good
51:00 <Cath^> about to go to bed
52:00 <DoC> yeah thats why he told u to fuck off b1
52:00 <couleurs> pics
52:00 <Bobba> so i've heard
52:00 <faux> b1 has a kid?!
52:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <faux> Is it like 45
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 20
52:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <faux> Wow
52:00 <DoC> b1 has a kid but that kid hates his father
52:00 <faux> do u see it
52:00 <bee_girl> <3
52:00 <couleurs> can u give ur son ur ps4 B1 
52:00 <DoC> <3
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I see him ... yeah
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol couleurs
52:00 <DoC> <5
52:00 <faux> Is he cute
52:00 <faux> pocs
53:00 <faux> Pics
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he wants it ... I told him he can have the ps3
53:00 <Picard> DoC the kid was taken away from him for its own safety
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the prick won't post new pics 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I am trying to get some myself 
53:00 <DoC> indeed Picard
53:00 <faux> Show an old one then
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and each time I go to take one he makes it so I can't
53:00 <DoC> B1 was going to kill him
53:00 <Picard> he hates u b1
53:00 <DoC> what a sick cunt
53:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if I have any uploaded to be honest
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll look in the pics files ... brb
53:00 <DoC> what makes u think like kicking ur own son?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> give me a min
54:00 <Bastardly_One> if I have I will
54:00 <British^Meat> lol he actually doin it, gawsh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> actually not sure if I have on this comp
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... a pic means nothing
54:00 <British^Meat> a pic, of someone else
54:00 <DoC> shut up faggot
54:00 <British^Meat> great one
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but he looks split half and half like each parent
54:00 <DoC> b1 stfu
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and no I don't by the way
54:00 <DoC> you are a trash b1
55:00 <Bastardly_One> must be on the other older lappy
55:00 <faux> Did u find 1
55:00 <nate> is faux cute?
55:00 <faux> You didn't even look you lying bastarf you were typing the whole time
55:00 <DoC> what kinda job u have B1?
55:00 <DoC> baby sitter?
55:00 <Picard> lol @ Bastardly_One 
55:00 <Bobba> lol you guys are on fire
55:00 <Picard> 0wned by faux
55:00 <Bobba> im going to bed. this shit box will take about 20mins to shut down
55:00 <faux> oh hey guys just gonna look in a pics folder
55:00 <Picard> lol @ baby sitter
55:00 <faux> Is back in 2 seconds
55:00 <DoC> LOL faux is right
56:00 <faux> DOES YOUR PIC FOLDER HAVE 3 PICS
56:00 <Bobba> catch you later!
56:00 <johninj4> ciao
56:00 <johninj4> bella
56:00 <Bastardly_One> am doing it this second in between typing bitch
56:00 <DoC> B1 writing the shit here all the time
56:00 <faux> lmao
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but hang on ... I'll have a GOOD look
56:00 <faux> Hurt up
56:00 <faux> Hurry*
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I honestly think they're on the other comp
56:00 <faux> Turn it on
56:00 <DoC> B1 why do u talk shit 24/7 on irc?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> no
57:00 <DoC> you are online all the time
57:00 <johninj4> is nate cute?
57:00 <Picard> B1 got 0wned
57:00 <faux> LOL
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and they appear to be on the other one 
57:00 <faux> idk let's find out
57:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there ya go 
57:00 <johninj4> yeah i wanna know
57:00 <faux> Nate pics pls
57:00 <Picard> 0wnedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
57:00 <DoC> whenever i comes back i see u talking crap B1
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen Nate
57:00 <johninj4> he seems like a cutie
57:00 <faux> Yeah he's lovely 
57:00 <faux> I'd bake him a cake
58:00 <johninj4> yeah i would play xbox with him
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not hit by too much of an ugly stick
58:00 <johninj4> nice
58:00 <Picard> he cant be your son then
58:00 <faux> lmao
58:00 <DoC> B1 u should use /quit I should Die!
58:00 <faux> slack 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the best way to describe my son is what I'd look like at 20
58:00 <Picard> maybe she was fucking the guy accross the street
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he's just a nerd
58:00 <faux> OK so I don't want pixs
58:00 <faux> Ty
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckwit we've moved on from me
58:00 <Bastardly_One> we're talking about nate
59:00 <faux> Don't swear its rude
59:00 <DoC> B1 is jealous of Bonny because she becomes a oper tho
59:00 <DoC> what a guy
59:00 <DoC> u abuses her
59:00 <faux> I started a swear jar like 5 years ago
59:00 <faux> And I was broke in like 3 days
59:00 <johninj4> that would be in the millions now
59:00 <faux> Worst idea ever 
59:00 <johninj4> oh
59:00 <DoC> B1 wants to be ASD lol
59:00 <faux> Lmao
59:00 <faux> Fuck u bitch
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ being jealous of Bonny ... and abuse her ... we were like on the phone the other day talking travel tips
59:00 <faux> bash u
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly abuse each other
00:00 <faux> You mean travel tipth
00:00 <faux> ehehheheheheh
00:00 <Picard> lol @ this cunt saying he has everyones details on irc
00:00 <British^Meat> :)
00:00 <DoC> dont lie B1
00:00 <Picard> pmsl
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yesh I do
00:00 <johninj4> DoC is the one that wants asd all like "i'll bwing a server over"
00:00 <DoC> we know the truth
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ask her yourself
00:00 <faux> my balony has a first name
00:00 <Bastardly_One> she's going somewhere I used to live and hasn't been there before
00:00 <DoC> john bowen, u were fucking owned u forgot?
00:00 <faux> Wow DoC why so hostike
00:00 <faux> Hostile even
00:00 <johninj4> you are in the austnet room now
00:00 <DoC> we owned u john bowen
00:00 <faux> breathe fella
00:00 <johninj4> so you should know about personal info
01:00 <DoC> have those logs
01:00 <Picard> Barwon? i didnt think women and men shared the same prison b1
01:00 <johninj4> have another drink and rage
01:00 <Bastardly_One> faux, it's all the drones the US love dropping on Pakistan ... makes him an angry little person apparently
01:00 <faux> I'm john irl
01:00 <faux> Is doc in Pakistan?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I think someone stole his goats
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's never got over it 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
01:00 <DoC> johninj4, i'm not interested in talking with poor faggots go stick up ur nose in ya own ass hole
01:00 <Bastardly_One> according to beehhh and student
01:00 <DoC> *ignored johninj4*
01:00 <faux> No wonder he's so angry I'd be upset too if my whole country smelt like an 89 model Toyota camry
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
02:00 <johninj4> lol
02:00 <DoC> B1 so why did u abused Bonny?
02:00 <faux> doc r u students roommate irl
02:00 <DoC> and why after she got oper?
03:00 <johninj4> he says he lives in nevada now
03:00 <johninj4> but he hasn't settled well it seems
03:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <faux> Thinks he's in shanghai knights
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <DoC> lol what a idiot john is
05:00 <DoC> pasting logs in austnet lololol
05:00 <DoC> pure PWNED!
05:00 <DoC> john is the guy who find girls on irc
05:00 <stebie> cool story
05:00 <johninj4> you can't let oppers think you are a good guy then go around raging and spreading info
05:00 <stebie> now shut up
05:00 <faux> hi stibbie
05:00 <stebie> hiya faux
05:00 <faux> how's it
06:00 <DoC> making fake stories about others isnt good..
06:00 <stebie> getting there, hung over :\ you?
06:00 <johninj4> everyone can see it champ, not just me
06:00 <faux> Oh no
06:00 <faux> I'm ok
06:00 <faux> Just tired 
06:00 <mrwuf> did u join ISIS
06:00 <faux> lmao
07:00 <DoC> ISIS's owner is john bowen
07:00 <johninj4> stop saying my name DoC
07:00 <DoC> he's taliban's supporter
07:00 <mrwuf> they seem to be motivated by oil
07:00 <johninj4> it's against the rules etc
07:00 <mrwuf> http://oil-price.net/en/articles/isis-creates-an-oil-shock-but-why.php
07:00 <DoC> actually they are obama's servent
07:00 <faux> yeah stebie ban him ty he's annoying 
07:00 <DoC> Taliban = Obama's servant
07:00 <mrwuf> its sad the way the world is organised 
08:00 <DoC> LOL @ booo cries
08:00 <mrwuf> those fighters are probably great men and the ones we ally ourselves with are the least of men
08:00 <DoC> exactly mrwuf
08:00 <mrwuf> did you see American Sniper
08:00 <DoC> mrwuf, america using them they are american's servants
09:00 <mrwuf> its clear he shot anyone possibly considered a threat real or not
09:00 <DoC> they are bombing in mosque too
09:00 <mrwuf> returned home and was murdered by a ex solider 
09:00 <DoC> everywhere
09:00 <mrwuf> I don't believe muslims would do that
09:00 <DoC> dumb fuckwits who have nothing to do
09:00 <DoC> jerks
09:00 <mrwuf> anymore than a christian would bomb a catholic church
10:00 <mrwuf> its politics and its organised by extremely rich men that only desire to control resourses
10:00 <DoC> lol Picard
10:00 <Picard> :P
10:00 <Picard> bowen 
10:00 <mrwuf> a sad state of affairs but its good the internet is around
10:00 <DoC> i already saw that link
10:00 <Picard> therpay
10:00 <DoC> hahahaha
10:00 <Picard> therapy is good
10:00 <DoC> HE IS OWNED!
11:00 <DoC> mrwuf, exactly its politics, but there is no need to do dirty politics
11:00 <DoC> killing people
11:00 <mrwuf> all thats bond my control, all I control is myself and I can make an immediate impact by controlling how I behave
11:00 <Picard> stebie wtf?
11:00 <Picard> be is annoying yet we still have Bastardly_One here
11:00 <mrwuf> bond/beyond
11:00 <Picard> he**
12:00 <mrwuf> so what news do we have today
12:00 <stebie> Picard, and your good self
13:00 <mrwuf> what stories do you have gentle folk
13:00 <amelia> mmm cous cous
13:00 <faux> HE IS OWNED!
13:00 <Picard> mrwuf we are still being ripped off for fuel
13:00 <mrwuf> probably
13:00 <Picard> prices are ripped
13:00 <British^Meat> u reckon?
13:00 <British^Meat> 99c here
13:00 <faux> cous cous was one of my nicknames my netball coach used to call me
14:00 <mrwuf> this OPEC thing was an agreement to supply a particular amount of fuel between nations
14:00 <British^Meat> granted thats still sorta steep, but better
14:00 <faux> Idgi
14:00 <amelia> ahahah but why
14:00 <johninj4> lol couscous
14:00 <amelia> maybe your coach thought you were delicious
14:00 <mrwuf> the saudi's can simply dig a hole and cap oil, its very cheap
14:00 <Picard> diesel is still $1.22
14:00 <mrwuf> tracking is much more expensive
14:00 <faux> lol my names Christina so I think she tbougt it was cute
14:00 <faux> She was a psycho 
14:00 <mrwuf> saudi arabia is very upset at america for not interning with syria and beginning talks with Iran
14:00 <faux> I'll never forget the day I rocked up with acrylic nails
15:00 <mrwuf> the have flooded the oil market
15:00 <amelia> ACRYLIC NAILS AND NETBALL
15:00 <amelia> are you suicidal !#~@
15:00 <faux> I HAD A WEDDING
15:00 <faux> lolll
15:00 <mrwuf> this is fine for them, the cost of producing oil is like $30 a barrel or less
15:00 <faux> She bit them off individually.. With her teeth.. And made me file them on the concrete 
15:00 <mrwuf> what they seek to do is destroy the american Fracking compeition 
15:00 <amelia> no fucking way
15:00 <faux> My fingertips were bleeding
15:00 <mrwuf> Fracking oil costs much more like $50  a barrel at least just to make evens
15:00 <faux> Lmao
16:00 <amelia> you let some crazy mofo bite your nails off
16:00 <mrwuf> so the saudi's angry at america will flood the oil market and force out competitors 
16:00 <faux> She would have bashed mr
16:00 <mrwuf> whats interesting is that these oil prices generally, in the past, and signalled a depression in the stock market
16:00 <mrwuf> thats yet to occur
16:00 <faux> She's like WE NEED YOU TO PLAY
16:00 <amelia> you jus give her a right hook to the head
16:00 <faux> Hahaha
16:00 <faux> She was a friends older sister
17:00 <faux> I actually love her but she's a psycho 
17:00 <amelia> she bit another persons nails off :/
17:00 <faux> If we were a minute late to training shed make us do 10 laps
17:00 <faux> For every minute...
17:00 <amelia> BWAAHAHA
17:00 <amelia> she likes to torture 
17:00 <faux> badly
17:00 <faux> And if you cut corners 
17:00 <faux> More laps
18:00 <amelia> bwahahhahaha
18:00 <faux> Prob why I was actually fit back then and now I CBF getting up to pee
18:00 <amelia> yah but peeing is overated
18:00 <faux> Agreed
19:00 <faux> Back to cous cous how do you make it so it actually tastes nixe
19:00 <faux> I've made it twice and both times tasted like feet
19:00 <amelia> ohhh
19:00 <amelia> I put it with mushyroom
19:00 <amelia> and tomatoes
19:00 <amelia> and basil and parsley
19:00 <faux> Yeah but water or stock?
19:00 <amelia> and it tastes joy
19:00 <amelia> water
19:00 <faux> Hmm
19:00 <faux> I used water and i didn't like it
20:00 <amelia> with oil and salt in it
20:00 <amelia> ?
20:00 <faux> Yum I love mushrooms though. That sounds delish 
20:00 <faux> Nah just alone 
20:00 <faux> Oops
20:00 <faux> Bland as dicks
20:00 <amelia> ahahahaahahaha
20:00 <amelia> you'd hope that dicks taste bland tho
20:00 <amelia> some funky shit on them
20:00 <faux> I like you why have we not spoken before 
20:00 <faux> lol ew
20:00 <faux> Dickcheese
21:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
21:00 <amelia> yux
21:00 <faux> OK brb
21:00 <couleurs> lets exchange recipes girls!!!!!!!!!!!
21:00 <johninj4> ok
22:00 <johninj4> you 1st
22:00 <amelia> is it OK to give cooked chicken to dogs
22:00 <johninj4> not the bones
22:00 <johninj4> they splinter
22:00 <amelia> yah no bones
22:00 <johninj4> yeh all good
23:00 <SirLancelot> johninj4 is right
23:00 <couleurs> hamncheesetoastie.txt
23:00 <nate> amelia take out the wish bone 4 sure, and big dogs are usually fine with chicken bones
23:00 <SirLancelot> you can give them everything except the bones
23:00 <johninj4> how much pepper do you put on your toasties couleurs?
23:00 <amsy> toastieeeeee
23:00 <amelia> fanks :)
24:00 <couleurs> none
24:00 <British^Meat> i thought u dudes called em jaffles?
24:00 <johninj4> it's like the best bit for me
25:00 <johninj4> havn't heard them reffered to as that for years
25:00 <amelia> jaffles are diff
25:00 <frayedknot> jaffles are two slices of toasted bread with something in the middle
25:00 <amelia> jaffles are more enclosed or something
26:00 <couleurs> also they're triangles
26:00 <nate> http://thethreedogblog.com/dogs-eating-chicken-bones-facts-and-fables.html
26:00 <amelia> like they wrap around the middle
26:00 <British^Meat> hmmm
26:00 <British^Meat> instring
26:00 <couleurs> iLLuMiNaTi CoNFiRmEd
26:00 <nate> cooked chicken bones can go brittle, end:0
26:00 <bee_girl> couleurs - not always - my camping one is a circle
26:00 <amelia> yah I wouldn't give her bones
26:00 <couleurs> God Dammit
27:00 <couleurs> you're a circle!!!!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <mrwuf> raw bones are fine, cooked bones are brittle and they get stuck in throats and animals suffocate
29:00 <johninj4> yeah raw bones are generally fine unless they have been cut with a saw
30:00 <nate> MAGIC!
30:00 <johninj4> lol
30:00 <nate> its black sails time bitches
30:00 <British^Meat> fine show
30:00 <British^Meat> just watched the 1st ep
30:00 <British^Meat> noice
31:00 <nate> yeah
32:00 <couleurs> BoNe THuGs
32:00 <Picard> partay hello lad
32:00 <amsy> n HaRMoNy
32:00 <amelia> CRoSSRoaDS
32:00 <partay> ahhh long weekend 
32:00 <British^Meat> ep 2ut?
32:00 <British^Meat> out ?
32:00 <johninj4> superbowl tommorow
32:00 <johninj4> get HYPED!
33:00 <partay> hi Picard
33:00 <amsy> git sum
33:00 <couleurs> that was some next level irc rite there
35:00 <Picard> amsy how are u
35:00 <Picard> how was the weekend partay
36:00 <TokenDaRing> lol @ Picard acting all friendly
36:00 <partay> great... day on the water... day off tomorow 
36:00 <partay> and libs voted out
36:00 <partay> fantastic weekend
37:00 <faux> vote faux
37:00 <Picard> lol
37:00 <Picard> qld and vic, the state of confusion
37:00 <couleurs> vote 4 me n i'll make all ur dreams come tru
37:00 <Picard> new number plate slogan
37:00 <amsy> good thanks, you?
37:00 <couleurs> --- movie, film
37:00 <partay> i vote faux best oyster
37:00 <faux> gross
38:00 <partay> abbott g o n e 
38:00 <partay> couldnt be happier
38:00 <Shado> Picard is being nice. Wonder if he's looking for a place to stay when his mrs kicks him out?
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard is upset the liberals are losing all over australia
39:00 <Shado> Poor fella
39:00 <TokenDaRing> I hope Abbott stays on as leader
39:00 <TokenDaRing> because if he does Libs will lose for certain
39:00 <Shado> I'm having an old man moment
39:00 <Shado> Maybe Picard can relate
39:00 <Shado> I've formatted my pc and forgotten the ip to my vps
40:00 <mrwuf> y u need a vps
41:00 <mrwuf> surely it would be in a email from your service provider
41:00 <Shado> Can't find the email -.-
41:00 <mrwuf> their website would have a process
42:00 <mrwuf> why did you format your PC, so many questions, is there a story
43:00 <mrwuf> edward snowden is that you...?
44:00 <Shado> I'll answers yours if you answer mine.. Are you still leeching off your mums dole money?
45:00 <nate> lol
45:00 <mrwuf> sounds fair, I don't leech of my mother my father is wealthy however I have my own money, when I run low I'll find a way to make more, if not I'll find a suitable job... your turn
45:00 <Shado> I formatted cause Windows 8 is shit. Back on 7 now.
46:00 <mrwuf> what is the VPS for
46:00 <Picard> <Shado> Maybe Picard can relate    <---huh?
46:00 <TokenDaRing> porn downloads
46:00 <Shado> Proxy mainly
47:00 <Shado> Avoid that "US Only" block on sites
47:00 <Shado> I also IRC from it though usually.
47:00 <Shado> I feel.. Naked.
47:00 <mrwuf> surely you can find a friend that has a server that will give you an account for free
48:00 <mrwuf> there are free shells that allow irc 
49:00 <partay> i love win 8 
49:00 <partay> it's great
50:00 <mrwuf> I've thought about a similar arrangement although our current copyright laws are not up to task to make to make worth the cost
50:00 <mrwuf> I couldn't spell "finically"
51:00 <mrwuf> I don't think its even a word
51:00 <mrwuf> financially
52:00 <StrykerX> :>
52:00 <mrwuf> ah well I would like to install detain on this mbp but theres so many issues and it just seems to work fine
53:00 <mrwuf> Debian*
53:00 <Picard> shado hows the arse
53:00 <mrwuf> I've disliked windows since vista
53:00 <Picard> StrykerX
53:00 <mrwuf> perhaps before that but without as much disdain
54:00 <StrykerX> Picars wife is giving him the boot
54:00 <StrykerX> So he is sucking up to #melbourne
54:00 <Picard> huh?
54:00 <johninj4> lol
54:00 <StrykerX> To try and find somewhere to stay
54:00 <mrwuf> please try to keep it civil if you wish to communicate with other beings
54:00 <Picard> how was today supervised visit with ya kid?
54:00 <Picard> 30 mins a month inst long
54:00 <StrykerX> Such as poor amsy and partay
54:00 <johninj4> why is he asking about kids
54:00 <johninj4> messed up
54:00 <StrykerX> Why do you think?
54:00 <StrykerX> It's Picard
54:00 <mrwuf> oh well it was nice talking with you, good bye
54:00 <johninj4> tru
55:00 <StrykerX> Revolves around kids
55:00 <amsy> lol
55:00 <amsy> picards gonna come stay with me?
56:00 <amsy> bit of a hike
56:00 <StrykerX> Desperate times
56:00 <amsy> hahahahahahahahaha
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard's feeling lonely and vulnerable
56:00 <Doodle> amsy
56:00 <TokenDaRing> like a wounded beast, he lashes out
56:00 <Doodle> have you had horse meat
56:00 <amsy> if he can afford to come stay with me he can afford a hotel for a while
57:00 <johninj4> reeejected
57:00 <amsy> Doodle, apparently 
57:00 <StrykerX> He's going to try the boat trick
57:00 <Doodle> its not a dirty joke
57:00 <StrykerX> Economical asylum
57:00 <Doodle> for once
57:00 <Doodle> oh
57:00 <Doodle> is it nice?
57:00 <amsy> there was some big thing here about companies using horse meat
57:00 <amsy> yeah i guess
57:00 <amsy> i didnt notice a difference
57:00 <amsy> lmao
57:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <StrykerX> Difference in comparison to..?
57:00 <Doodle> i was reading about it today
57:00 <Doodle> crazy
58:00 <amsy> beef
58:00 <johninj4> they use it here for dog food apparently
58:00 <johninj4> any old racehourses etc 
59:00 <StrykerX> Ah oki
59:00 <amsy> anyway reindeer meat is what you should eat
59:00 <Doodle> i dont think they do do they
59:00 <Doodle> horse meat is banned from pet food in the usa
59:00 <Doodle> has been since the 70s
59:00 <Picard> y
59:00 <johninj4> well we sold some horses here to the doggers
59:00 <StrykerX> I wonder if Maccas use horse meat then
59:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard
59:00 <TokenDaRing> do you have funeral insurance?
59:00 <johninj4> so i dunno what the deal is
59:00 <Picard> takeninthearse
59:00 <StrykerX> LOL
59:00 <Bastardly_One> not banned in Poland ... ask the gyspies who sell it to the processed meat factories
00:00 <TokenDaRing> for just the price of a cup of coffee a week, Picard, you too can buy peace of mind
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so it can end up in UK burger king
00:00 <TokenDaRing> and make sure your loved ones aren't burdended when you pass on
00:00 <Digerati> bastardly bitch :)
00:00 <Digerati> hey token
00:00 <TokenDaRing> remember, you never know when misfortune will strike
00:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Digerati
00:00 <StrykerX> The time is drawing nearer Picard
00:00 <StrykerX> You should act now.
00:00 <Picard> StrykerX its getting closer for u also
00:00 <Picard> every day is a day closer
01:00 <StrykerX> No way near as close as you mate.
01:00 <TokenDaRing> If you sign up now, Picard
01:00 <StrykerX> You've got 20 yrs on me.
01:00 <TokenDaRing> we'll also include this free will kit
01:00 <Digerati> picard, it's drawing near, go to frank walker from national tiles to get your bargain today !
01:00 <Doodle> i'm treating myself to a will kit for my bday
01:00 <Doodle> *old*
01:00 <StrykerX> Same Doodle
01:00 <amsy> lol
01:00 <StrykerX> How exciting
01:00 <amsy> treating
01:00 <StrykerX> "Happy b'day, have a will kit!"
01:00 <Doodle> yeah
01:00 <johninj4> http://andc.anu.edu.au/sites/default/files/WOTM%20dogger.pdf 
01:00 <Doodle> its exciting at my age
01:00 <johninj4> looks like it still happens
02:00 <amelia> wow the one day I decide to water the gardens and lawn and now it freakin rains
02:00 <Doodle> ah ok johninj4
02:00 <Doodle> i didnt know
02:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard, go here
02:00 <TokenDaRing> http://www.apia.com.au/funeral-insurance
02:00 <StrykerX> amelia, welcome to Melbourne
02:00 <amelia> haha I'm in Perth
02:00 <StrykerX> Oh
02:00 <johninj4> Australia exported two million kilograms of horsemeat to Europe for human consumption in
02:00 <johninj4> 2012, making it a significant part of Australian trade.
02:00 <StrykerX> Rain is rare then!
02:00 <TokenDaRing> You'll feel relaxed knowing your family will be taken care of when you die
02:00 <amelia> exactly!!
03:00 <StrykerX> Don't water it for a year.. You'll cause a draught!
03:00 <Picard> im good thanks 
03:00 <StrykerX> Drought*
03:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard, death could happen at any moment
03:00 <amsy> yeah i probably ate that meat johninjer
03:00 <TokenDaRing> you need to be prepared
03:00 <Picard> same goes for you
03:00 <johninj4> lol amsy
03:00 <amsy> hahs
03:00 <johninj4> good old aussie horsemeat
03:00 <amsy> people were so angry
03:00 <Digerati> token, why the fuck are you on about death ?
04:00 <StrykerX> Picard, TokenDaRing is offering you mates rates.
04:00 <StrykerX> Sign up today.
04:00 <Digerati> token, i tolerated your sick abuse against my dead mother
04:00 <Digerati> but fuck off out of austnet if your going to treat people the way you are
04:00 <johninj4> i will try some venison one day soon though
04:00 <Digerati> i don't go that far
04:00 <johninj4> its on my list of things to do
05:00 <Digerati> picard, don't feed the fucking troll
05:00 <Digerati> stop feeding him, your being a dick as well picard
05:00 <couleurs> no wonder your hair is so healthy amsy... u got horse hair
05:00 <johninj4> lol i won't be mean
05:00 <Digerati> why the fuck be mean ?
05:00 <amsy> lolll <3
05:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati, can I still get mates rates on your vintage wine?
05:00 <Digerati> there is not gain out of being mean
06:00 <johninj4> mzyoyo has a lovely shiney coat though
06:00 <TokenDaRing> lol johninj4
06:00 <Digerati> token, i'd piss in the bottle for you
06:00 <TokenDaRing> her coat shines because she eats Chum
06:00 <TokenDaRing> so chunky you can carve it
06:00 <johninj4> lol
06:00 <Picard> where is horse meat slaughtered in australia johninj4?
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati, I have a youtube clip that will put your anxiety at rest
06:00 <Digerati> even my piss made a lemon tree grow
06:00 <Digerati> urine
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: where dog food is made
07:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati: watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWyo-R80Ndc
07:00 <Doodle> theres like 24,000 horses slaughterd a year for export here
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Funeral Expenses Cover | Real Insurance (Jan 13, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - views - 3 likes (75%), 1 dislikes (25%)
07:00 <amelia> that's pretty impressive, lemon trees aren't the easiest to maintain
07:00 <johninj4> where are cows slaughtered?
07:00 <Digerati> i got 1 million coverage from AMP, that's is what we call life insurance
07:00 <TokenDaRing> amelia, my family grew a lemon tree from the feed from the septic tank on my farm where I grow up
07:00 <TokenDaRing> grew*
07:00 <TokenDaRing> best lemons I've ever had
07:00 <Digerati> that is
07:00 <amelia> did you eat the lemons
07:00 <Picard> not the same place as horses johninj4
07:00 <amelia> oh wow
08:00 <johninj4> you probably know more about it than me Picard
08:00 <johninj4> i have no family in the racing industry
08:00 <Digerati> token, i been a thread near death 5 times, i aint scared anymore
08:00 <Digerati> we al die eventually
08:00 <Digerati> the problem
08:00 <Digerati> WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING POINT
08:00 <TokenDaRing> thats why it's important to have Funeral Expenses Cover
08:00 <Digerati> smartarse
08:00 <TokenDaRing> we all die sometime
08:00 <Doodle> good grief
08:00 <TokenDaRing> don't make your family suffer more
09:00 <Digerati> token, i seen war
09:00 <Digerati> you aint seen shit
09:00 <Digerati> i seen people bleed, and bled myself
09:00 <Digerati> enough said
09:00 <Digerati> over
09:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati, dude, I'm not talking about your acid trips ok
09:00 <Doodle> what war
09:00 <Doodle> ?
09:00 <TokenDaRing> we all know you dropped a shit ton of fucking weird stuff
09:00 <TokenDaRing> saw some shit
09:00 <TokenDaRing> it's ok
09:00 <johninj4> they have products if you are bleeding every month
09:00 <Picard> there is an abbattoir up in qld who do horses and one in south australia. not sure if they do them in any other place
10:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL johninj4
10:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe he needs a maxi pad
10:00 <Doodle> what war did you serve in Digerati
10:00 <TokenDaRing> or a super tampon
10:00 <johninj4> lol
10:00 <johninj4> well there you go Picard
10:00 <Digerati> john, is this cunt for real ?
10:00 <Picard> i think the qld one is right
10:00 <Digerati> john, token...
10:00 <johninj4> they picked up some of the mongrel horses we had running around here
11:00 <Digerati> qlder's are the best farmers in the world
11:00 <johninj4> gave us not much for the
11:00 <johninj4> but they were being a nuiscance and imbreeding etc
11:00 <Digerati> mostly agriculture and farming in qld
11:00 <StrykerX> Digerati, stop being a shitcunt
11:00 <StrykerX> What war did you serve in?
11:00 <Doodle> yeah
11:00 <Digerati> did i say war ?
11:00 <Doodle> yes
11:00 <StrykerX> Yup
11:00 <Digerati> i said, "seen"
11:00 <TokenDaRing> [22:09:01] <Digerati> token, i seen war
11:00 <Doodle> where did you see it? on tv?
11:00 <Digerati> i didn't say "been"
11:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
11:00 <TokenDaRing> I've seen war too
11:00 <Digerati> read the fucking text
11:00 <TokenDaRing> I've seen plenty of war movies
11:00 <Digerati> or learn english
11:00 <johninj4> i was in the salvation army
11:00 <Digerati> one or the other
12:00 <Digerati> sorry
12:00 <Digerati> peace
12:00 <StrykerX> Saving Private Ryan
12:00 <TokenDaRing> so why are you bragging you've watched war on TV?
12:00 <TokenDaRing> like, big fucking deal man
12:00 <TokenDaRing> cool fucking story
12:00 <StrykerX> Who hasn't seen war on TV?
12:00 <Digerati> you said that scumbag
12:00 <Digerati> i didn't
12:00 <TokenDaRing> that's like Pieter bragging he picked up some slurry from IRC
12:00 <StrykerX> I think Digerati is hinting he is a spy.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I've seen war too
12:00 <Bastardly_One> back in the Boer War
12:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit was real man 
12:00 <johninj4> hahah
12:00 <StrykerX> A shit one if he is admitting it tnough.
13:00 <amsy> lol
13:00 <StrykerX> Though*
13:00 <Oreo> johninj4 you fucking goose fuck
14:00 <British^Meat> thqats a new one :)
14:00 <StrykerX> Digerati, you know the diggers would be mega pissed at you for these claims correct?
14:00 <johninj4> still butthurt and ban evading doc?
14:00 <Doodle> amen to that StrykerX
14:00 <Doodle> fucking 
14:00 <Digerati> the point of me seeing a war, when i was over in greece for 2 years in the early 90's, and in army when i was 26, is that what we saw out of iraq on 1991 was death
14:00 <StrykerX> Maybe you should take out that Funeral Insurance.
14:00 <Maurice> I bet Digerati is actually Hitler
14:00 <Digerati> so that's my fucking point
14:00 <Maurice> He 'seen' war from his bedroom
14:00 <Digerati> no fucking TV
14:00 <Digerati> reality
15:00 <StrykerX> So before you said you haven't served.
15:00 <StrykerX> Now you claim you "were" in the army
15:00 <StrykerX> WTF?
15:00 <Oreo> who is Doc?
15:00 <Maurice> Weren't you also a cop?
15:00 <Oreo> u sick faggot john
15:00 <Digerati> yes
15:00 <Digerati> YES
15:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10945748_820617448010863_1043060846930351850_n.jpg?oh=1e218ae04466769de94c2e4f8ce23d37&oe=55565E34&__gda__=1431064158_127e1a899c0cfc0978ab2c015c9f7be6
15:00 <Digerati> after army they offer job as a cop
15:00 <Digerati> i didn't stay long
16:00 <Digerati> greece has compulsory conscription in army
16:00 <StrykerX> I suppose it's IRC, you can be whatever you want
16:00 <Digerati> something Australia abolished in 1974
16:00 <StrykerX> Just remember Digerati, those diggers will come for you if you're lying
16:00 <Digerati> and it's something you cunts need to be put it
16:00 <Digerati> to be disciplined
16:00 <StrykerX> And there's alot of ex-SAS who were never debriefed
16:00 <Digerati> put in
16:00 <StrykerX> So they will snap you in a second with their hands alone
16:00 <Maurice> At what point did you wake up from this dream?
16:00 <Digerati> you all need to be put in army
16:00 <stebie> i'd assume there's a few irc'ers have never been debriefed
17:00 <Digerati> the country needs army
17:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
17:00 <Digerati> if we are fucking invaded, you cunts aint got a hope
17:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of non debriefed IRC users
17:00 <StrykerX> Sup stebie?
17:00 <Digerati> and when i meant cunts, i mean you lot in here
17:00 <Digerati> you aint got a hope in fucking hell of surviving
17:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati
17:00 <stebie> woohoo :D
17:00 <Doodle> bloody hell stebie
17:00 <TokenDaRing> you know if your stories didn't change every time
17:00 <Doodle> WARN A BROTHER
17:00 <stebie> ;)
17:00 <TokenDaRing> people might believe you
17:00 <Digerati> hey stebie :)
17:00 <stebie> g'day Digerati
18:00 <TokenDaRing> but you have the consistancy of liquid paper mache mate
18:00 <Digerati> i dont give a fuck if people believe me or not
18:00 <Digerati> so stfu
18:00 <Digerati> i was trained
18:00 <TokenDaRing> your story stands up about as much as wet mud
18:00 <Maurice> Years ago, I was an Egyptian Princess and when I finished being that, I became Princess Peach
18:00 <Maurice> No regrets
18:00 <Digerati> sup stebie :)
18:00 <StrykerX> You're pretty arc'd up for someone who doesn't care, Digerati
18:00 <British^Meat> peachies got it!
18:00 <amelia> Princess Peach was a slut
18:00 <Digerati> you should fucking care
18:00 <amelia> hated that mole
18:00 <Maurice> When I'm doing being Peach, I'm aiming for Luigi
18:00 <Digerati> and you know why you should care ?
18:00 <StrykerX> All I'm saying is I know diggers who take care of pretenders
18:00 <Maurice> He always jumped higher
19:00 <StrykerX> It's an insult to them.
19:00 <Digerati> moron
19:00 <stebie> Digerati, not a lot, watching tennis
19:00 <Digerati> you know who you need to care StrykerX
19:00 <stebie> you?
19:00 <Digerati> ?
19:00 <amelia> Toad was always the best
19:00 <StrykerX> And I have the utmost respect for them.
19:00 <Maurice> He wasn't in super mario bros
19:00 <StrykerX> They are top blokes.
19:00 <Doodle> toad was the fastest wasnt he
19:00 <Digerati> because your mother or father cared for you
19:00 <stebie> Djoker serving for the match
19:00 <Maurice> He was mario kart
19:00 <Digerati> and you don't give a fuck about anyone else
19:00 <Doodle> and in mario bros 2
19:00 <Digerati> other than  yourself
19:00 <Doodle> ran fastest
19:00 <Maurice> Look at that guy, he's djoker
19:00 <amelia> and Mario Party
19:00 <Digerati> so dont ever fucking talk to me again
20:00 <Digerati> if you want to talk to me again
20:00 <Maurice> Digerati would you fuck up already
20:00 <Digerati> be more civilised
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the rage
20:00 <Maurice> Nobody believes you're fantasy life and you're annoying me
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that is usually when he is dead wrong
20:00 <Digerati> i am 50, not 16
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and proven so 
20:00 <Maurice> Your*
20:00 <Digerati> fuck you to Maurice
20:00 <StrykerX> 50 and on IRC?
20:00 <StrykerX> :/
20:00 <Bastardly_One> act 50 then mongoloid
20:00 <Maurice> I'll pass, you have old man penis
20:00 <Digerati> go suck your bosses cock for money
20:00 <Digerati> fucking idiot
20:00 <Maurice> I need to find a boss
20:00 <amelia> soso much hostility
20:00 <Maurice> Doodle, you up for the job
20:00 <Doodle> what job
20:00 <Doodle> blowjob?
20:00 <Maurice> Yes
21:00 <Doodle> yes
21:00 <Doodle> swing by
21:00 <Maurice> I've been told to go suck my boss for money
21:00 <Maurice> On my way
21:00 <Digerati> karma gets back at those that don't care about others
21:00 <Doodle> oh
21:00 <Doodle> money
21:00 <Doodle> ..
21:00 <Doodle> ok
21:00 <Maurice> I'll give you this one for free
21:00 <Doodle> noice
21:00 <Maurice> Or I could like bakers delight, after 5 stamps the 6th is free
21:00 <Doodle> loool
21:00 <TokenDaRing> for anyone who follows this kind of thing, there is a rocket launch going on you can watch on http://inmarsat5f2.imgondemand.com/Flash.aspx
21:00 <Maurice> Be like*
21:00 <Doodle> dont stamp my penis
21:00 <Doodle> pl
21:00 <Doodle> ss
21:00 <Doodle> -s
21:00 <Digerati> stebie, i noticed bassbabe comes on :)
21:00 <Digerati> hehe
21:00 <stebie> cool
22:00 <stebie> yay gw Djoker
22:00 <Digerati> she was on ## man
22:00 <couleurs> agreed
22:00 <Digerati> farout :)
22:00 <couleurs> murray sux
22:00 <johninj4> WOW
22:00 <couleurs> 6-0
22:00 <Digerati> whos winnin ?
22:00 <couleurs> Wasted.
22:00 <Digerati> murray ?
22:00 <Maurice> Is that meant to be news that she comes on
22:00 <amelia> my dog is watching the tennis like it's food
22:00 <couleurs> yes murray won Digerati 
22:00 <stebie> Djoker just won it
23:00 <stebie> 3 sets to 1
23:00 <Picard> go Djokovic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
23:00 <StrykerX> Maurice, I see you have a soft spot for Digerati
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Andy didn't look posessed
23:00 <Digerati> token, it's ok hun, when WW3 comes, I will make you my cocksucker boy, so you can survive :)
23:00 <StrykerX> Is it the war medals that do it for you?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> when he gets possessed and finds the weakness he's unstoppable
23:00 <Digerati> i never went to war
23:00 <Digerati> i served but
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but he never looked possessed
23:00 <Digerati> we saw casualtys
23:00 <Digerati> thats enough about the army
23:00 <couleurs> murray sux 1 hit wonder
24:00 <Bastardly_One> gets this evil glint when on fire I reckon
24:00 <Picard> fuck off
24:00 <Bastardly_One> looks full on evil
24:00 <Picard> he is a flog
24:00 <Picard> overrated flog
24:00 <Digerati> picard, your feeding the trolls man :)
24:00 <Digerati> farout bro :)
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he's good at finding and exploiting a weakness I think
24:00 <StrykerX> Were you dishonourably discharged, Digerati?
24:00 <Picard> sorry Digerati
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a talent in itself
24:00 <couleurs> he's good at loseing
24:00 <Bastardly_One> never said I like the cunt
24:00 <Digerati> StrykerX, no
25:00 <Digerati> i got the certs on my wall
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd be one of the richest people in Scotland yeah?
25:00 <Picard> now his whore fiance can shut her mouth and fuck right off
26:00 <Bastardly_One> except probably Billy Connolly ... those two could probably own the entire country
26:00 <Picard> dude, id be one of the richest people in scotland 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair point
26:00 <Bastardly_One> even I'd be fair off 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <Digerati> you need to get your act together anyway, (we) a group of people, ex servicemen think a WW is going to happen within the next 2 years if the economy of USA falls, to that of the great depression, do notice (IF)
26:00 <Picard> i wouldnt go that far
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I would
26:00 <Picard> dsp doesnt oay that well
26:00 <Picard> pay
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I know of their welfare set up
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the UK are treated like dogs 
27:00 <mrwuf> ah but its a living right
27:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCeEN-VVSac
27:00 <Digerati> the great depression is what caused ww3
27:00 <Picard> we should adopt that policy here
27:00 <Digerati> ww3 sorry
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rick Ross - Speedin' ft. R. Kelly (Nov 22, 2009) - Category: Music - views - 20,824 likes (93.6%), 1,422 dislikes (6.4%)
27:00 <Digerati> ww2 sorry
27:00 <mrwuf> and you get to talk on irc and buy drugs
27:00 <Digerati> you are all intelligent
27:00 <Digerati> nobody is stupid here
27:00 <Digerati> read history
27:00 <mrwuf> rick ross is he the man who used to sell coke for the via
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yes they are 
27:00 <Digerati> it's all about the money
27:00 <Digerati> SHOW ME THE MONEY
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you are stupid Digerati so that's a lie
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard is stupid
27:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
27:00 <mrwuf> or the rapper by the same name, no relation
28:00 <Digerati> WAR IS MONEY
28:00 <nate> dammn!
28:00 <Digerati> not more or less than that
28:00 <nate> hey hey
28:00 <Digerati> get that into your thick fucking skull b1
28:00 <Picard> lol @ Bastardly_One calling me stupi
28:00 <Picard> d
28:00 <nate> started ya computer store yet digi?
28:00 <mrwuf> its a copycat
28:00 <johninj4> lol
28:00 <nate> b1 will come work for ya
28:00 <Digerati> great depression caused ww2
28:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm3LaqO-lAA
28:00 <Bastardly_One> war!
28:00 <johninj4> ww1 caused ww2
28:00 <mrwuf> rap music is just a form of advertising
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Laibach - War (OFFICIAL MUSICVIDEO) HIGH QUALITY (Jan 5, 2009) - Category: Music - 138,516 views - likes (97.9%), 14 dislikes (2.1%)
28:00 <mrwuf> so lame
28:00 <Bastardly_One> what is it good for? 
28:00 <TokenDaRing> http://inmarsat5f2.imgondemand.com/Flash.aspx - launch in under 3 minutes
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Science
29:00 <Picard> i wouldnt employ a cunt like b1
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that cover covers what war s good for
29:00 <Digerati> treaty of lausanne, and the french revolution and the turks lead to ww1
29:00 <StrykerX> I heard Digerati wrote his own OS
29:00 <Digerati> john
29:00 <Picard> he would pretend to hurt himself in a site and sue me
29:00 <StrykerX> Unsure of the truth behind it though
29:00 <Digerati> economical crisis in europe back then
29:00 <mrwuf> weird
29:00 <Digerati> i read the army books in france
29:00 <johninj4> nah it was more to do with austrian archduke franz ferdinand being assasinated
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
30:00 <Digerati> library goes back to 1500's
30:00 <Digerati> they still got army literature dating back to then
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that was one of the big reasons ... he kind of must read different history
30:00 <johninj4> just make it up and hope nobody calls you out
30:00 <Bastardly_One> what I don't get is how anyone trusts the US
31:00 <Digerati> i dont read mainstream theorys from independant authors
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they played both sides up until the middle of WWII
31:00 <Digerati> i actually go to army library and read what the generals wrote
31:00 <Bastardly_One> until basically told to pick a side or fuck off making money out of it 
31:00 <Vagisil> fart
31:00 <Vagisil> is floss playing idlerpg?
31:00 <Digerati> any war that happens is because of a previous war
31:00 <Digerati> they are all linked
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <Digerati> but you are being a retard
32:00 <Bastardly_One> what a load of fucking bullshit
32:00 <Digerati> that's why with the lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yes you are being a retard Digerati
32:00 <Digerati> you are stupid mate
32:00 <Digerati> and i will ignore now
32:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahaha
32:00 <Bastardly_One> such a Pieter
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, you're right
32:00 <Bastardly_One> IGNORE!
33:00 <Vagisil> lol
33:00 <Vagisil> hello?
33:00 <Digerati> Bastardly_One thinks that all wars that happen are new, and for a new reason
33:00 <Digerati> retards believe that
33:00 <Vagisil> LOL
33:00 <Vagisil> calm down fred
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I said that did I spastic?
33:00 <Digerati> "thinks"
33:00 <StrykerX> Pay attention to General Digerati people!
33:00 <amelia> you guys need a hot chocolate
33:00 <Digerati> keyword
33:00 <StrykerX> He served in Iraq!!
33:00 <Digerati> it does not instigate
33:00 <Vagisil> you know why i reckon new wars happen
33:00 <amelia> with frothy milk
33:00 <StrykerX> From teh Greek army
34:00 <amelia> and marshymellows
34:00 <beehhh> all asian chasing the australian dream
34:00 <Digerati> nor does it imply you said that
34:00 <beehhh> who am i to contest
34:00 <johninj4> gr8
34:00 <Digerati> "thinks" is the keyword you dolt
34:00 <Vagisil> its because the human race is not evolved enough to be able to deal with differences of opinion without bloodshed
34:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH9jqybLbHk
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: chilling video highlights fatigue danger (Sep 3, 2010) - Category: Autos & Vehicles - views - 12 likes (92.3%), 1 dislikes (7.7%)
34:00 <Vagisil> on that note im going back to csgo lol
34:00 <Digerati> tell me that afghan war is new all the time it happens
34:00 <beehhh> fatigue can kill faster than speeding
34:00 <Vagisil> who cares
34:00 <beehhh> wheel sucks
35:00 <Vagisil> its just a war
35:00 <Vagisil> let me know when somoenes about to burn off our atmosphere
35:00 <beehhh> the sun will do that for you
35:00 <Digerati> i know we are safe in OZ anyway, we will garrison the north, that's all we need to do, from broome, to cape york
35:00 <johninj4> ..
36:00 <beehhh> chinese people are so fuct in the head want to control this planet
36:00 <johninj4> they actually had the opposite plan in ww2
36:00 <johninj4> let them treck through the crocodile infested jungles
36:00 <johninj4> then fight them down south
36:00 <Digerati> we are training aussie soldiers along with the 1500 USMC troops we have here in OZ
36:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Digerati
36:00 <TokenDaRing> what were the 70's like?
36:00 <Digerati> usmc are training aussies here their own strategics
36:00 <beehhh> I'd be happy to go london and work in their 7/11
37:00 <Digerati> 70's was cool, peace, love and music
37:00 <TokenDaRing> lots of acid?
37:00 <beehhh> five stertings n hour
37:00 <TokenDaRing> LSD?
37:00 <Digerati> i was just a child in the 70's
37:00 <beehhh> sterling
38:00 <beehhh> i dont think Digerati has grown up yet
38:00 <Digerati> shit yourself when you found out i served at DOD beehhh ?
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati did you serve in the Navy?
38:00 <TokenDaRing> were you a Seamen?
38:00 <Digerati> army
38:00 <beehhh> i shat earlier thanks for the reminder
39:00 <johninj4> some of those psych experiments they did on soldiers were pretty messed up to be fair
39:00 <Digerati> enough about me, fuck me, i aint nothing anyway
39:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWodyapGNxI 
39:00 <Digerati> i do worry about one thing but
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LSD - Testing On British Marines (1964) (Misc.) [HD] (Jan 23, 2012) - Category: Education - 412,845 views - 1,862 likes (98.6%), 26 dislikes (1.4%)
39:00 <Digerati> those that are not trained to survive, will perish
39:00 <beehhh> I heard they sack you for stealing a drink from the fridge is it tru Digerati?
39:00 <Digerati> there is a way out of that but
40:00 <Digerati> if you get of your fat arses
40:00 <Digerati> take the car
40:00 <Digerati> and go bush for camping
40:00 <beehhh> many asian girls now lives in the bush
40:00 <StrykerX> Camping will save us when a war is on.
40:00 <beehhh> mostly pick and pack fruits
40:00 <nate> i would live in the bush, but i like porn 2 much :D
41:00 <amelia> BWAHAHAHAHA
41:00 <Digerati> yes thestig
41:00 <Digerati> StrykerX yes
41:00 <beehhh> take your subwoofer in the back
41:00 <StrykerX> "You've got a machine gun, I've got a tent! Go Me!!"
41:00 <Digerati> crossbow is enough for me
41:00 <Digerati> dont need a gun
41:00 <beehhh> sick...fully sick...oh ya...habibi...jammin
41:00 <Digerati> gun needs bullets
41:00 <Digerati> bullets run out
41:00 <mrwuf> if there is a war, wouldn't it be easier to just find and eat you
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Digerati is Rambo now too
42:00 <Bastardly_One> has to be Pandas supposed dead dad
42:00 <beehhh> every asian girl from malaysia lives in australia
42:00 <Bastardly_One> has to be 
42:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One, didn't you know that Digerati can make arrows with his teeth?
42:00 <Digerati> i dont have a tv
42:00 <beehhh> dont you have girls?
42:00 <Digerati> dont watch tb
42:00 <StrykerX> Apart of his army training mate.
42:00 <Digerati> tv
42:00 <amelia> I don't know how much more bullshit I can read
42:00 <Digerati> tv is full of shit
42:00 <johninj4> lol
42:00 <Digerati> i have done camping for decades now
42:00 <Digerati> hunting
42:00 <Digerati> rabbits
42:00 <johninj4> lets give him a medal and move on
42:00 <Digerati> fucking idiot
42:00 <StrykerX> amelia, the night is young. :)
43:00 <beehhh> I hope it teaches you a lesson
43:00 <nate> take me camping uncle digi!
43:00 <beehhh> mofo
43:00 <Digerati> it's called being civilised
43:00 <StrykerX> johninj4, one of those chocolate ones.
43:00 <Picard> u pathetic cunts still going
43:00 <StrykerX> :D
43:00 <johninj4> haha
43:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard comes on IRC to call everyone cunts
43:00 <TokenDaRing> and get mad
43:00 <Digerati> if WW3 happen you would go criminal Bastardly_One
43:00 <StrykerX> "Congratu.. Nom nom nom"
43:00 <beehhh> currouption everywhere even in your system dont try to be all legit and prophet all of a sudden
43:00 <johninj4> lol "you're not supposed to eat the foi..."
43:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
43:00 <beehhh> what goes around comes back around
44:00 <Digerati> 95% chance of a doctor, judge, police, would become criminals to survive ww3
44:00 <Picard> takenthecockindaring comes on irc to get cock
44:00 <Digerati> just like in ww2
44:00 <beehhh> Jammie Gao
44:00 <StrykerX> Careful what you say to someone who can make arrows with their teeth, johninj4
44:00 <Digerati> so go fuck yourself :)
44:00 <Digerati> Bastardly_One
44:00 <beehhh> yeah go suck another dick
45:00 <Digerati> we are called hunters
45:00 <beehhh> for a huge favor
45:00 <johninj4> do you know how to fire twirl?
45:00 <beehhh> ya aint getting this cock there
45:00 <johninj4> i need some tips
45:00 <Digerati> we go shooting for ducks and rabbits
45:00 <Maurice> God, now he's a hunter
45:00 <Digerati> but in ww3 i would not use a gun, cos it needs bullets
45:00 <Digerati> hunting anyone can do
45:00 <Maurice> His resume must rival War and Peace
45:00 <Digerati> but not a lazy fuck you
45:00 <amelia> Duck Hunt
45:00 <Digerati> a pig
46:00 <Digerati> pigs dont hunt, they fend
46:00 <Digerati> fend of others
46:00 <beehhh> people with arthritis should be put down
46:00 <amelia> AHAHA
46:00 <beehhh> why feel sorry nobody felt for me
46:00 <Digerati> i care for others beehhh
47:00 <StrykerX> Anyway enough talking to acid trippers
47:00 <Digerati> i care about you
47:00 <StrykerX> Hello amelia, asl?
47:00 <beehhh> idoubt you do
47:00 <Digerati> i care for everyone in the roo
47:00 <Digerati> room
47:00 <Digerati> to go out a bit more and learn from the wild
47:00 <beehhh> your the lest caring person living on this planet
47:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahaha
47:00 <Digerati> it's also called exercise
47:00 <amelia> is everyone high tonight
47:00 <StrykerX> Seems it.
47:00 <Digerati> fkn bs beehhh , that's slander
47:00 <beehhh> you like to become friends with the devil
48:00 <Digerati> BlackDevil, a/s/l ?
48:00 <beehhh> one good part about london is lots of job there
48:00 <British^Meat> yo beehhh
48:00 <Digerati> many jobs in farms as well
48:00 <British^Meat> telling u now
48:00 <British^Meat> u dont fool me
48:00 <Digerati> i worked on a farm
49:00 <Digerati> i had 5 jobs in my life
49:00 <British^Meat> and i know for a fact, 100% u wont ever get to london, there i said it
49:00 <Digerati> farming was one of them
49:00 <beehhh> lets bet on
49:00 <StrykerX> Hi mzredhot, asl?
49:00 <beehhh> if I go there your not allowed to visit UK
49:00 <Digerati> i bet nobody in chat grows veggies at home
49:00 <beehhh> deal or no deal
49:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX, it's a pity Chris isn't around
49:00 <TokenDaRing> he'd be loving all the ladies in the room tonight
49:00 <StrykerX> Yeah, he'd complete the set.
49:00 <beehhh> BMW
50:00 <StrykerX> LOL
50:00 <StrykerX> Ladies
50:00 <British^Meat> ok
50:00 <TokenDaRing> :P
50:00 <StrykerX> 3/4 of them are really men
50:00 <British^Meat> $1000 ecredits
50:00 <beehhh> very lush green there
50:00 <Picard> chris doesnt need to worry any TokenDaRing stealing the ladies, he prefers cock'
51:00 <beehhh> has a bus to sainsbury's the north greenwich
51:00 <British^Meat> so when? when can i expect u to post a pic of you holding up a copy of the Sun with whatever date u say?
51:00 <StrykerX> Picard's not even speaking proper sentences.
51:00 <British^Meat> Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
51:00 <StrykerX> Maybe his wife bashed him
51:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX why would he start now?
51:00 <StrykerX> And he cannot see properly.
51:00 <beehhh> im catching my Jan sem to greenwich Uni 2016
51:00 <beehhh> an MBA in global business
53:00 <beehhh> i rather live with blacks than chinese
54:00 <johninj4> phew
54:00 <Digerati> :) hehe i might have to agree with beehhh there for the first time
54:00 <johninj4> what do you want to talk about now?
55:00 <bluemeanie> #cat
55:00 <bluemeanie> whoops!
55:00 <bluemeanie> sorry!
55:00 <bluemeanie> fuck...
55:00 <bluemeanie> its not even a thing
55:00 <amelia> do you want to talk about cats
55:00 <bluemeanie> <.<
56:00 <johninj4> lol
56:00 <bluemeanie> no i mean #MACHINEGUNS it was a typo
56:00 <johninj4> do you have a kitty amelia?
57:00 <amelia> puppy
57:00 <johninj4> breed?
57:00 <nate> puppy power!
57:00 <amelia> american staffy
57:00 <johninj4> i think i will get a new puppy soon too
57:00 <johninj4> ahh
57:00 <amelia> a little blue boofhead
57:00 <johninj4> aww cute
57:00 <amelia> she is superduper cute
58:00 <nate> atleast its a medium size dog
58:00 <johninj4> yeah little yappy dogs are pretty annoying
58:00 <Maurice> I want to kick them
58:00 <Maurice> My nanna has 2
58:00 <amelia> yah the yappy ones always start on her
58:00 <Maurice> And they have the most homo names
58:00 <amelia> and she goes to play with them and they snap at her :(
58:00 <johninj4> aww
58:00 <Maurice> One of them came to my house and my dog tried standing on it until I told him off
58:00 <johninj4> lol what names Maurice?
58:00 <Maurice> 50kgs vs 3kgs
59:00 <johninj4> we have herman and sage here
59:00 <Maurice> Rosebud and Sugarplum..
59:00 <johninj4> minuture dauschoaunds
59:00 <amelia> yah my dog has a bad habit of jus sitting on other dogs
59:00 <johninj4> oh god
59:00 <StrykerX> lol @ sugarplum
59:00 <StrykerX> How cutsie. :P
59:00 <nate> dog sittah!
59:00 <amelia> ahahah
59:00 <Maurice> To be fair, my 13yr old cousin lives with nanna and she named them
59:00 <bluemeanie> my dogs gunna die soon, im tryin to make him hang around the big hole i already dug. hes pretty big i dun want to have to try move him to far
59:00 <Maurice> But surely you'd call them Killer and Cujo just so people got scared
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