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00:00 <katatonic_kate01> he has investments...
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i guess it helps when you save money all your life…..
00:00 <DemonsRun> Adonis: I'll find you on fb tomorrow.
00:00 <amelia> I wouldn't expect 20k ring but I know wot he earns and I know wot other useless things he spends a lot of money on so if he can spend that much on other shit, he can afford to spoil me once 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
00:00 <StrykerX> This convo is making me sick
01:00 <StrykerX> Peace out 
01:00 <DemonsRun> Matt never spoil a himself, I'd never ask him to truly spoil me. 
01:00 <slinky_J> 3 second fart
01:00 <amsy> its the same reason that i dont actually want a wedding... would rather spend money on something more worthwhile than 1 day of people staring at you and smiling awkwardly
01:00 <DemonsRun> StrykerX: why?
01:00 <amelia> yah I'm not big on weddings either
01:00 <Adonis> Sent snapchat screenshot
01:00 <Adonis> Fuck yeah sauna is done
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> And if your partner didn't have any money, i'm assuming it wouldn't bother you
01:00 <amelia> yeah exactly
01:00 <Adonis> I can feel my pulse in my head
01:00 <amelia> if he was a uni kid on fuck all
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> it wouldn't bother me… either
02:00 <amelia> a burger ring would be amazing
02:00 <slinky_J> … 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> onion ring! FTW
02:00 <amelia> YUM
02:00 <Adonis> Mmmm burgers
02:00 <Adonis> I can't wait to get fat
02:00 <amelia> I can't wait to get skinny
02:00 <Adonis> I'm gonna be the fattest cunt
02:00 <Adonis> 10k calories a day come at me
02:00 <Adonis> Not 1g of protein
03:00 <nate> lol
03:00 <amelia> I went to America and came back fat
03:00 <amelia> now I understand why they are so fat there
03:00 <Adonis> I went to noumea and isle of pines and came back 17.5kg heavier
03:00 <Adonis> I was so fat lol
03:00 <Adonis> It was great
03:00 <amelia> that sounds like a fucking nightmare
03:00 <amsy> lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Adonis> I took 2 weeks off dieting but been dieting for like 8 months
04:00 <amelia> I put on 8 - 10kgs and that was depressing enough
04:00 <DemonsRun> Adonis: you won't ruin yourself like that.
04:00 <Adonis> Yeah I will
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i went to Europe and lost 10 kgs
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> BONUS
04:00 <DemonsRun> No you won't, your body won't handle it.
04:00 <Adonis> Let me show you 3 days into my cruise
04:00 <amelia> kat I hate you
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <amelia> with everything I have, I hate you
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i walked everywhere!
04:00 <DemonsRun> God Kate, takes me 3 months to lose 5 kilo hahahaha
05:00 <DemonsRun> And I'm studying to be a Fucking nutritionist! Can't even eat right.
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <Adonis> I went from this
05:00 <Adonis> http://instagram.com/p/uSc9NkSZGh/
05:00 <DemonsRun> Dat V LOL
05:00 <Adonis> http://instagram.com/p/uq6GD-SZFI/
06:00 <Adonis> To that in 3 days
06:00 <amelia> get your bloat on
06:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah you're still bulky as fuck
06:00 <DemonsRun> You bloated.
06:00 <amelia> on more important matters, THERE'S A FUCKING TURTLE 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> that seriously can't be healthy for your body
06:00 <Adonis> I was on holidays
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> from one extreme to the next
07:00 <DemonsRun> As I said, you bloated.
07:00 <Adonis> Yeah they said if you see a Turtle to point it out and they will catch it
07:00 <Adonis> I just dived in and caught it
07:00 <Adonis> The cunt almost took my hand off
07:00 <DemonsRun> Lol I rode a turtle once.
07:00 <amelia> snappy 
07:00 <DemonsRun> I was like... 7
07:00 <DemonsRun> Over in bali
07:00 <amelia> how the fuck do you ride a turtle bwahahahhahaha
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <amelia> of course, only in Bali
07:00 <Adonis> Yay for drunks
07:00 <DemonsRun> Exactly lol
08:00 <Adonis> I'm about to walk outside naked to go upstairs
08:00 <DemonsRun> Bali says it all
08:00 <DemonsRun> On turtle island.
08:00 <Adonis> And there is a bunch of drunk chick's out the front
08:00 <beagle> i lost 10 kilos when they took me off psych meds
08:00 <Adonis> I love Bali
08:00 <DemonsRun> I miss Bali.
08:00 <DemonsRun> Idk if I'll ever get to go there again
08:00 <amelia> bleh
08:00 <amelia> do not like Bali
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't been
08:00 <Adonis> Bounty is the only place where I lost my shoes and shirt, sliced open my foot with glass and still took home a girl
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i've been to thailand
08:00 <amelia> much prefer Thailand
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it felt like some back water 3rd world country
09:00 <amelia> girl/ladyboy?
09:00 <Adonis> I've been to both places
09:00 <Adonis> Drugs are cheaper in Thailand
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh wait, it is
09:00 <Adonis> But Bali is nicer
09:00 <amelia> I think Thailand is nicer
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, so i hear
09:00 <Adonis> I went to Thailand last time with an ex
09:00 <DemonsRun> I was 7 when I went to Bali. So it was awesome to me.
09:00 <Adonis> Maybe that's why I don't like it
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno, i was staying near the night markets
09:00 <DemonsRun> I really really want to go back, but yknow. Kids.
09:00 <Adonis> Anyways drunk chick's are gone
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> hello grandparents
10:00 <Adonis> I'm gonna go to bed
10:00 <DemonsRun> Quick run
10:00 <Adonis> Ciao
10:00 <DemonsRun> Night az 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew it's raining!
10:00 <DemonsRun> God keep the rain
10:00 <DemonsRun> I miss the sun
11:00 <amelia> we been having thunderstorms and lightning
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima have the best night sleep ever!
11:00 <amelia> it has been amazing
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love storms!
11:00 <amelia> me 3!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOVE, LOVE, LOVE storms
11:00 <DemonsRun> 3rd month of summer we've had 1 day near 40
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> amazing to watch
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> roll in n' stuff
11:00 <DemonsRun> Compared to last year when it was 2 weeks straight.
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i fucking hate summer and the heat
11:00 <DemonsRun> I love it.
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> give me a rainy cold day
12:00 <DemonsRun> I hate getting sick constantly coz of this stupid Fucking weather 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> perfect!
12:00 <DemonsRun> Currently it's a throat infection with a flu.
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh!
12:00 <amelia> yah I like the rainy days but summer is nice to chill and have some drinks
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, spring
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> or autumn 
12:00 <DemonsRun> This weekend is supposed to be nice
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> but there have been some really awesome summer days recently
12:00 <amelia> you both are in Melb?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> as long as there is a breeze, I'm ok
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw sid a nee 
13:00 <DemonsRun> I'm south west of melb by about 4 hours
13:00 <amelia> ohh I see
13:00 <DemonsRun> Closer to SA
16:00 <amelia> puppy jus burped in my face
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yuuuuuuuuuuck
16:00 <amelia> fucking disgusting she is
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> dog food burps are gross though
17:00 <Bonny`> Could be worse..
17:00 <DemonsRun> Dot. Have lods
17:00 <DemonsRun> Kids*
17:00 <DemonsRun> Don't*
17:00 <amelia> they are soso gross
17:00 <DemonsRun> Fml
17:00 <Bonny`> Could be a fart
17:00 <amelia> worst burps ever
17:00 <amelia> she grunts like a pig and everything, little pigdog
17:00 <amelia> fuck havin kids!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> what kind of dog?
18:00 <amelia> american staffy
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... cheeky fucks when pups 
19:00 <amelia> she stole my undies this morning when I was having a shower
19:00 <DemonsRun> I so want a German shepherd pup
19:00 <DemonsRun> Or to regime and older one.
19:00 <DemonsRun> Rehome 
19:00 <DemonsRun> I'm gonna throw this phone.
19:00 <amelia> and she knew she fucked up cos she was hanging her head in shame and backing away from me when I found her
19:00 <amelia> aw german sheps are sweet dogs
19:00 <DemonsRun> They so are. I frikken love them.
19:00 <DemonsRun> Fave dogs ever
19:00 <Bastardly_One> according to someone I know who has pitty just over the total pup stage
20:00 <amelia> I always wanted a husky but I feel so bad for them with the Perth weather
20:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd rather another 3rd old
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> they can't be that bad 
20:00 <amelia> ahahhaha but they have so much character as pups!
20:00 <amelia> my one is about a year and half old, I miss her being so little and puppyish, you can't skip that stage!
20:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah and they need soooooo much attention 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, about the same age too
21:00 <Bastardly_One> this one I am talking about is white mainly
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Lucy the spastic
21:00 <DemonsRun> I so need to sleep. 18 hours on my feet mainly
21:00 <amelia> awwww 
22:00 <amelia> mine is blue
22:00 <nate> yay its b1!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the on ya feet that does ya in 
22:00 <DemonsRun> Look b1, nate has been waiting for you 
22:00 <amelia> why you stand for so long WHY
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I noticed that today ... was on my feet for four hours and think I did a walk to perth and back
22:00 <amelia> were you stuck on a train :(
23:00 <DemonsRun> Night
23:00 <Bastardly_One> she was asking you not me by the way 
23:00 <amelia> ni nis
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that mashpotato nick has made aware I am hungry
24:00 <amelia> I could go a hot choc with 4 marshmellows in it
24:00 <amelia> melting away and being all gooey and awesome
24:00 <amelia> mmm
25:00 <Maurice> I could go with it being cold rather than fucking hot
25:00 <amelia> you mean the weather or my hot chocolate
25:00 <Maurice> The weather
25:00 <Maurice> I wont begrudge you your hot choc
25:00 <amelia> Perth?
25:00 <Maurice> Yep
25:00 <amelia> it was fucking sticky as fuck today
25:00 <Maurice> It's nice and cool outside, inside is the opposite
26:00 <amelia> not with the air con on
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you guys got the summer we haven't had
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could just go with being my awesome self *buffs finger nails*
26:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently it's hitting the 30s here on the weekend though
27:00 <amelia> I'll snap yo finger
27:00 <amelia> biiiiitch
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <amelia> I dunno, it's a weird summer cos we been having thunderstorms and shit
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitches be hatein' yo
27:00 <Maurice> We've had massive storms the last 3 days
27:00 <amelia> IT MAKE-A NO SENSE-A
27:00 <Maurice> Which makes it even muggier
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i hate humidity
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
27:00 <amelia> I woked up and I was like ohh am I in QLD
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> and ew and ew
28:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be you two then
28:00 <Maurice> Sucks to be most of Perth
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, sucks to be in Singapore
28:00 <Maurice> I got drenched after school on monday coz of the rain
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> that place is a sauna1
28:00 <Maurice> Got home and it fucked off and the heat came back
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> god I hated that in Syd
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah sucks
28:00 <Maurice> A house near me got struck by lightning and set on fire
29:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't seem to notice it much living on the Gold Coast but I despised that feeling in Syd
29:00 <amelia> yah this humidity does nuffink for my hair *flicks hair*
29:00 <Maurice> There were pics of the fire fighters giving the cat oxygen
29:00 <amelia> HOLY SHIT IT GOT SET ON FIRE?
29:00 <Maurice> Yah
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly….
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls!
29:00 <Maurice> The owner was asleep inside when it hit
29:00 <amelia> did you hear some guy in Bayswater or something got hit by lightning
29:00 <amelia> and died
29:00 <Maurice> I heard that :/
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
29:00 <Maurice> Been so many lately
29:00 <amelia> how fuckin unlucky do you have to be
30:00 <Maurice> The last storm we had last year, guy a couple of suburbs over was hit too
30:00 <Maurice> He didn't die though
30:00 <amelia> well I hope he got superpowers or something
30:00 <Maurice> You'd bloody want them
30:00 <Maurice> Maybe he's.. the flash..
30:00 <amelia> AHAHHAHA
30:00 <amelia> simple, yet effective
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Does Doc care about storms like every other dog or not give a damn?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason I'd think not even a storm would phase him
33:00 <amelia> my dog shits her pants over the vacuum cleaner, but couldn't care less about a thunderstorm
34:00 <Maurice> Mines not fussed over anything
35:00 <amelia> he jus sit there smiling
35:00 <Maurice> Haha pretty much
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I've seen "tough" dogs turned to scared puppies at thunder
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but not surprised in the least Doc couldn't care less
37:00 <Maurice> He's never been tough though
37:00 <Maurice> He hid behind Cam on a walk coz a kitten approached them
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I dunno ... breeds you'd not expect kind of thing
38:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha, cute
38:00 <Maurice> Mums got the 2 mastiffs and they're shit scared of everything
38:00 <Maurice> Wave a piece of paper and they run away
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the last place I was at had a silent bull terrier
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that was until thunder or fireworks
39:00 <Bastardly_One> cat, eaten in silence
39:00 <Bastardly_One> etc, etc
39:00 <Bastardly_One> thunder? whiney baby
40:00 <Bastardly_One> only thing ever I think it would wake up for besides food 
41:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One is there ever a point where you can pick from any of the heroes in lego marvel superheroes?
41:00 <Loof> or you always have to use the 2 or 3 they pick for you?
42:00 <Loof> for each level
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you fly up to the ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what's it called?
43:00 <Maurice> My kids have that game
43:00 <Loof> oh the ship
43:00 <Loof> awesome
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the SHEILD helipad thing
43:00 <Loof> thanks man
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and then go down another part of it and you'll find shit like Deadpool's room and crap
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I found it by accident wanting to know how to replay levels
44:00 <Loof> ah lol
44:00 <Loof> nice
44:00 <Loof> awesome game
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that should be in the first room Mission Control or something i think
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyjNCFje8bc
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Flunk - Blue Monday (Nov 4, 2008) - Category: Music - 6,928,502 views - 48,238 likes (99.1%), dislikes (0.9%)
46:00 <Loof> fuck that sounds good
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> holy shit!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy is Batman!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> wait for the motorcylist in this vid
47:00 <Loof> more kate more!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=805689019487425
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> *dances*
48:00 <Bastardly_One> someone just posted it 
50:00 <Loof> mmm http://www.innevape.com/heisenberg-dripper-fuel/?
58:00 <Loof> might go play some lego marvel super heroes bbiab
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> chelle!
01:00 <chelle> hihi
03:00 <Bastardly_One> these sausage rolls are delicious
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ???
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> brand
05:00 <Bastardly_One> B1 brand 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I made them
06:00 <Bastardly_One> just sausage mince, onion, a bit of garlic and bbq sauce
06:00 <Bastardly_One> not found of carrots in them
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohh
09:00 <[Maverick]> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> I reckon linda mccartney 'sausage' rolls are THE best 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> EVER
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> vegan, but they taste A M A Z I N G ! 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> never had them
12:00 <Bastardly_One> a good cheap brand are the coles party ones actually
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not had them for ages but they're awesome for cheap
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pass aye
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I like making me so *shrugs*
13:00 <Bastardly_One> makes me think I can cool
13:00 <Bastardly_One> when in reality anyone could make them 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol yeah yeah
13:00 <Bastardly_One> *I can cook
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew dta
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> dat
15:00 <Bastardly_One> even beagle could make them I reckon
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and I reckon he'd be lucky to know how to boil water
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <[Maverick]> dude someone your age should be proud of making massive banquets or something.. not something beagle could do. 
18:00 <[Maverick]> look at me.. I am a 50yr old man who can make sausage rolls.. 
18:00 <[Maverick]> fuck.. anyone can do that 
19:00 <Vagisil> oi b1
19:00 <Vagisil> check what i found at school today
19:00 <Vagisil> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10959321_10152704322215954_3194894054678798393_n.jpg?oh=04796055f6c35962062204b12ca432e1&oe=5568239C&__gda__=1432667018_811e02fe9b194c18b830aee34a2495c0
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said that dickhead ... they were tasty though
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Tafe?
20:00 <Vagisil> district high school
21:00 <Vagisil> theres microsoft dinosaurs as well
21:00 <Bastardly_One> we got some amazing old shit at Tafe last year
21:00 <Vagisil> and sim tower, sim copter
21:00 <Vagisil> encarta 2002
21:00 <Vagisil> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and then the novelty of the memory wears off
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and you'd like
21:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf do I do with this shit now?
21:00 <Vagisil> yep
22:00 <Vagisil> 4 drawers of windows 95 software
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's hoading
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *hoarding also
24:00 <Vagisil> lol
24:00 <Vagisil> no current staff knew it was there
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
27:00 <Vagisil> Vagina fart
27:00 <Vagisil> fun sun protection
27:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiiiiight
27:00 <Vagisil> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> man!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the hassle of having no gall bladder
28:00 <Vagisil> must be a bastard
28:00 <Bastardly_One> only a matter of how long you lease something you eat if not bland
28:00 <Vagisil> haha
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that lasted a whole 10 mins
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be hungry in another hour ... thanks body
28:00 <Vagisil> niiic
28:00 <Vagisil> e
29:00 <Vagisil> [16:48] <Vagisil> https://www.ple.com.au/ViewItem.aspx?InventoryItemId=609120
29:00 <Vagisil> [16:49] <Vagisil> https://www.ple.com.au/ViewItem.aspx?InventoryItemId=609119
29:00 <Vagisil> see this
29:00 <Vagisil> theiving cunts
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw you mention that
30:00 <Vagisil> mmm
36:00 <Vagisil> NO TREBLE
39:00 <Vagisil> i put my hands up theyre playing songggggggggggggggg
41:00 <Vagisil> ID LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE THAT PLANET EARTH TURNS SLOWLY
45:00 <Vagisil> bored
46:00 <Vagisil> http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/02/03/shock-dashcam-video-captures-moment-transasia-airways-plane-clipped-bridge-crashed-into-river/
47:00 <Vagisil> holy shit
47:00 <Bastardly_One> saw that 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> was pretty full on 
47:00 <Vagisil> imagine being that car
48:00 <Vagisil> fuck that
48:00 <Vagisil> fuckin planes
50:00 <Vagisil> god i cant stop listening to this song
51:00 <Vagisil> IM ALL ABOUT THAT BASS
51:00 <Vagisil> Loaf
51:00 <Loof> sup
51:00 <Vagisil> not fucking much bro
51:00 <Vagisil> NO TREBLE
53:00 <Vagisil> wot u doin
54:00 <Vagisil> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11386428/Russian-lesbians-kiss-in-front-of-anti-LGBT-politician.html
54:00 <Vagisil> lmao
54:00 <Loof> just gaming pretty bored
54:00 <Loof> need some work
55:00 <Vagisil> mmm
56:00 <Vagisil> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/viral-video/11389364/Toddler-hates-Frozen-and-does-not-want-to-build-a-snowman.html
56:00 <Vagisil> hahahahah
56:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
56:00 <Vagisil> harpdebafd
58:00 <Loof> frozen is gay
58:00 <Loof> i like most kids movies too
00:00 <Vagisil> mm
04:00 <Vagisil> holy fuck
04:00 <Vagisil> how did i not know this
05:00 <Vagisil> carrie fishers mum is debbie reynolds
10:00 <Vagisil> fart
17:00 <Bastardly_One> bored
17:00 <Vagisil> mmm
37:00 <Bastardly_One> well
41:00 <Vagisil> mmm
41:00 <Vagisil> man carrie fishers voice has gone to shit
41:00 <Vagisil> bet it sounds so crap or dubbed over in the movie
48:00 <Vagisil> FART
48:00 <Vagisil> IM ALL ABOUT THAT BASS
56:00 <Vagisil> ok
57:00 <Vagisil> THERE IS NOTHING HERE
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
58:00 <Vagisil> i dunno
58:00 <Vagisil> bored
58:00 <Vagisil> SMELLY
58:00 <Vagisil> https://www.ple.com.au/ViewItem.aspx?InventoryItemId=617445
58:00 <Vagisil> fark
03:00 <Vagisil> HELLO
03:00 <Vagisil> THIS IS ABDUL
05:00 <Vagisil> you know
05:00 <Vagisil> i wish a new mario like mario 64 would come out
06:00 <Vagisil> that game was so fucking good
26:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't too shabby
46:00 <Bastardly_One> well, shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how you kill that thing
46:00 <Bastardly_One> two molotov cocktails and a couple of shotgun shots
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not waste all your shotgun ammo
47:00 <Loof> what game?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> The Last of Us
48:00 <Loof> cool
48:00 <Bastardly_One> if it didn't save there properly though I am screwed
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ran out of molotovs 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> bit over games for the rest of the morning I think 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
10:00 <Loof> yep
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Battlefield Hardline Beta is in the PS Store now too
10:00 <Loof> nice
13:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno what I was even in the PS Store for now
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Loof> haha
14:00 <Loof> in case it was for this months free games, dont bother
14:00 <Loof> they suck
17:00 <Bastardly_One> like what?
17:00 <Loof> http://blog.us.playstation.com/2015/01/29/playstation-plus-februarys-free-games/
19:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
25:00 <Bastardly_One> la la la la la
39:00 <Loof> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6lv7FACT-o
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: dj keleti nyitás - Slav squat don't stop (Mar 5, 2014) - Category: Music - views - 231 likes (96.7%), 8 dislikes (3.3%)
16:00 <beagle> what is the best antivirus , firewall
16:00 <beagle> if any
16:00 <beagle> they allseem shit
17:00 <beagle> using kaspersky it detected 2 things and 1 hacking installed saying remove this and people wont track u perhaps that was from facebook
17:00 <beagle> it says it saves your passwords n uploads them to hackers
17:00 <beagle> fuck that hopefully it repairs
56:00 <beagle> http://techcrunch.com/2015/01/13/paypal-here-adds-windows-support-will-launch-a-free-emv-card-reader-later-this-year/
56:00 <beagle> also if youre hacker they will pay you 100,000 to help them secure their site (paypal will)
56:00 <Loof> Gtfo beagle
56:00 <beagle> but u have to fly to united states
16:00 <BlackDevil> Paternity test comes back negative for two men who believed they were long-lost father and son
16:00 <BlackDevil> fucked upppppppppppppppppp
46:00 <BlackDevil> have you even masturbated?
42:00 <Weslov> so
42:00 <Weslov> 2 australians are gona be executed by indonesia.
42:00 <Weslov> what australians?
42:00 <Weslov> i dont see any australians there.
43:00 <Weslov> i only see a black guy - either indian or african of some sort, and a chinaman.
44:00 <Weslov> there is no caucasian people getting executed. those 2 men they are not white, thus are not true aussies
44:00 <Weslov> only aryans are true aussies.
48:00 <Loof> Fuk off Weslov fgt dadfucker
55:00 <Weslov> ummmm
55:00 <Weslov> do i know you?
55:00 <Weslov> no so dont talk to me like that
57:00 <Sunbeam> evening folks :)
58:00 <Loof> Stop chroming your dad's cock Weslov
00:00 <Weslov> troll is obvious
01:00 <Weslov> and using dad amd mum insults too.
01:00 <Weslov> gee, wat are you, 12?
01:00 <Weslov> is Billy Maddison your idol Loof?
02:00 <Weslov> or pretty much every character Adam Sandler plays i bet
01:00 <BlackDevil> Loof http://www.sinn-frei.com/media/2015/23236_003.jpg
03:00 <Shadowgate> someone be funny lol
42:00 <Shadowgate> british meat im still here dog
42:00 <Shadowgate> 2015
43:00 <StrykerX> Hullo Shadowgate 
44:00 <British^Meat> I know you are Shadowgate , i can see your nick, i saw u asking for someone to chat to earlier, whats your point psycho?
44:00 <Shadowgate> strykey rock on
01:00 <Shadowgate> cool stryker we getting alchahol?
02:00 <StrykerX> I hope so!
38:00 <[Maverick]> morning fuckbags and fuckbagettes
53:00 <StrykerX> Morning cunt
00:00 <[Maverick]> How ya doing StrykerX? 
00:00 <StrykerX> Eh, been better.
00:00 <StrykerX> U?
01:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah not bad 
01:00 <[Maverick]> off to job club shortly 
11:00 <StrykerX> Nice
57:00 <Kelevra> So quiet in here
58:00 <Kelevra> Maybe you should unban beehhh and let him ramble
09:00 <British^Meat> no
09:00 <British^Meat> let us discuss things....
09:00 <British^Meat> tell me, the weather
09:00 <British^Meat> is it pleasant in vic?
10:00 <British^Meat> ugh, i hope that was mere coincidence
47:00 <Pieter> ohhhhhhhhhhh my tummyyy :(
48:00 <British^Meat> mine was just filled with pasty
50:00 <Kelevra> British^Meat: its going to be nice here? How's it there?
54:00 <British^Meat> full week of high 30's low 40's comin up :/
34:00 <StrykerX> Hi nerdygirl 
34:00 <StrykerX> ASL?
37:00 <Weslov> omg
37:00 <Weslov> whose seen that isis video
38:00 <Weslov> if that jordanian pilot being burned alive in a cage? :/
38:00 <slinky_J> which
38:00 <slinky_J> nup
38:00 <slinky_J> did they have him for bbq
38:00 <slinky_J> hey jordans come over for bbq
38:00 <slinky_J> otay!
38:00 <Weslov> its so fucked up n horrfying man seriously
38:00 <Weslov> im a veteran of watching these types of vids, beheadings executions etc
39:00 <Weslov> and this one has truly traumatised even me
39:00 <slinky_J> I don't know where to go to see them
39:00 <Weslov> he's in the cage right, right above the fire
39:00 <Weslov> its like a shark cage kinda thing
39:00 <slinky_J> i dont need to know
39:00 <Weslov> he's in there panicking pleading n shit
39:00 <slinky_J> not reading LA LA LA
39:00 <Weslov> the cage gets lowered into the bon fire
39:00 <Weslov> and he is yelling and shaking the cage like hell
39:00 <Weslov> fucken hell
40:00 <Kelevra> British^Meat: I'm hoping that travels here lol
40:00 <Weslov> eventually he stops and dies after like 2 minutes of pure agony
41:00 <Weslov> imagine touching a hot oven, that hurts right? now imagine someone pushing your hand on there and keeping it there while u stuggle like hell to get it free but he's grip is just simply too strong, nothing you can do about it but take it n burn
42:00 <Weslov> thats what i imagined his pain would be as i was watching the video
44:00 <Doodle> and today Weslov discovered that burning to death is not a very nice way to die
44:00 <Doodle> something the rest of us already had a fair inkling about
45:00 <Weslov> yeah duh, but how often do we get to see a real life one on video?
45:00 <Doodle> why would you want to
45:00 <Weslov> thats part of wats so traumatising
45:00 <Weslov> ive seen scenes in movies of characterts gettin burned alive etc but u know its a movie
46:00 <Doodle> yeah, i love horror movies but i cant watch rpa
46:00 <Weslov> Doodle just morbid curiosity
46:00 <Doodle> cos it makes me sick
46:00 <Weslov> ive seen all those other terrorist execution vids and they were disturbing enough as beheadings
47:00 <Weslov> but this, putting a alert n aware human into a shark cage, locking it up, and lowering it into a bonfire inferno while everyone around is cheering
47:00 <Weslov> is not fucking human, its crazy
47:00 <Doodle> yeah
47:00 <Doodle> primitive
47:00 <slinky_J> arabs burning arabs
48:00 <Doodle> i wouldnt wish burning to death on anyone of any religion
48:00 <Doodle> worst way to die
48:00 <Weslov> yeah im sure this happeneds all the time in the medieval times
48:00 <Weslov> the witch hunts n all
48:00 <Doodle> ever heard of the brazen bull
48:00 <Weslov> so i guess its nothing new to human society
49:00 <Weslov> the burning alive of a person
49:00 <Doodle> was a sculpture of a bull designed to cook people, the sreams of the person dying inside came out through a series of tubes and stuff as the roar of the bull
49:00 <Doodle> *screams
49:00 <Doodle> the bloke who invented it was cooked in it eventually
50:00 <Weslov> lol holy shit 
50:00 <Doodle> by the bloke who commissioned it
50:00 <Weslov> what society invented it?
50:00 <Doodle> then he got stuck in it when he was overthrown
50:00 <Doodle> i think it was the greeks or romans cant remember, one of those ancient civilizations
50:00 <Weslov> damn
50:00 <matrix> evening all
50:00 <Doodle> hai matrix
50:00 <Weslov> gotta give them credit for creativity though
51:00 <matrix> hi doddles
51:00 <matrix> and all the others :-)
51:00 <Doodle> http://cdn8.openculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/brazen-bull.jpg
51:00 <matrix> doodles* 
51:00 <matrix> sorry 
51:00 <Doodle> its ok i knew what you meant
52:00 <Weslov> holy shit :/
52:00 <Weslov> that pic is disturbing
52:00 <Weslov> imagine being stuff in there
52:00 <Doodle> ancient greece it was
52:00 <BlackDevil> break the internet
52:00 <BlackDevil> with hot porn
52:00 <Weslov> so claustaphobic
52:00 <Doodle> hot bull torture porn
52:00 <Weslov> if thats how u spell it
53:00 <Weslov> lol @ hot bull torture porn
53:00 <Weslov> take the body out after execution is over
53:00 <Weslov> might as well have sex with it like a blow up doll
53:00 <Weslov> and then eat it once you're done
53:00 <Weslov> a fuck n a feed
54:00 <Doodle> nothing left
54:00 <Weslov> win/win
54:00 <Doodle>  According to legend, when the bull was reopened, the victim's scorched bones "shone like jewels and were made into bracelets."[
54:00 <Weslov> thats so twisted, the person who would wear such a thing
54:00 <Weslov> no doubt it would be a haunted item
54:00 <Kelevra> My first crush was a "wes'
55:00 <Doodle> if you believe in that sort of thing
55:00 <Kelevra> Hey rob
55:00 <matrix> never forget your first
55:00 <Weslov> Kelevra am i gona be your 2nd? ;P
55:00 <Doodle> hai mel
55:00 <Doodle> hows it hanging
55:00 <Kelevra> Aww Nah I'm too old for crushes
55:00 <matrix> lol
55:00 <matrix> never too old for crushes 
55:00 <Doodle> lol too old
55:00 <Pieter> im not
55:00 <matrix> trust me on that
55:00 <Pieter> nite:)
55:00 <matrix> nite Piet lol
56:00 <Doodle> it was my bday yesterday now i'm too old for everything
56:00 <Kelevra> I'm good, quite parched, you?
56:00 <Doodle> /wrists
56:00 <Weslov> work bbl peeps
56:00 <Kelevra> San tired
56:00 <British^Meat> wait Doodle ? really?
56:00 <Doodle> really what
56:00 <British^Meat> My gosh, we are akin, twas also mine
56:00 <Doodle> lol nice
57:00 <British^Meat> bday bruvs bruv
57:00 <Doodle> how old did you turn
57:00 <British^Meat> i got a card fromall the lads on the ark royal! (lol)
57:00 <Doodle> LOL
57:00 <British^Meat> 36
57:00 <Doodle> THIS
57:00 <Doodle> IS MY
57:00 <Doodle> BIRTHDAY
57:00 <Doodle> wait
57:00 <Doodle> you're shitting me
57:00 <Kelevra> Herpe barfdey
57:00 <Doodle> i turned 36 also
57:00 <British^Meat> neg
57:00 <British^Meat> 79
57:00 <Doodle> wow
57:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <British^Meat> mind blown
57:00 <Doodle> same birth date
58:00 <British^Meat> but i was from the UK so you got a good 10 or so hours on me
58:00 <Doodle> you might be the kid they switched with me at the hospital, are your parents billionaires by any chance?
58:00 <Doodle> like i hope my real ones are
58:00 <British^Meat> lol
58:00 <slinky_J> Pete and Manure
58:00 <Kelevra> Stfu dan
58:00 <Kelevra> It said your fb bday a few days ago
58:00 <Kelevra> Fkn troll
59:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/8G6_0v4Dbzo
59:00 <matrix> oh here we go
59:00 <Kelevra> =P
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bottom Happy Birthday (Jan 13, 2010) - Category: Comedy - 11,070 views - 18 likes (94.7%), 1 dislikes (5.3%)
59:00 <British^Meat> sif
59:00 <Lumeah> Lol boys 
59:00 <British^Meat> unless a few was yesterday :P
59:00 <Lumeah> Hi matrix 
59:00 <Doodle> you just put the r's the wrong way round
59:00 <Doodle> THATS WHAT RUSSIAN IS
59:00 <Kelevra> Yeah yesterday
59:00 <Kelevra> Kids make you think its days ago
59:00 <British^Meat> hah
00:00 <Kelevra> A long line of bs
00:00 <matrix> hi Lumeah
00:00 <matrix> sorry only half watching
00:00 <Doodle> sounds like my love life up to today Kelevra
00:00 <matrix> everyone else is ignoring me today lol
00:00 <slinky_J> i love the smell of rice cooking
01:00 <Kelevra> Stfu rob, no one wants to hear your 'I'm so pretty, can't get it nowhere shit'
01:00 <Doodle> you would have loved hiroshima in the 40s then slinky_J
01:00 <Kelevra> Pretty sure you've rooted the other side of irc
01:00 <Doodle> hahahahaha
01:00 <Kelevra> The side I haven't fucked
01:00 <Kelevra> Haha
01:00 <Doodle> the female side?
01:00 <slinky_J> yeah up to 1944
01:00 <Kelevra> Yes
01:00 <Doodle> nah
01:00 <Doodle> i havent rooted anyone off irc
01:00 <Doodle> this year
02:00 <Kelevra> THAT GAME DOESNT WORK ANYMORE HOMIE
02:00 <Doodle> its true
02:00 <Doodle> or last year actually
02:00 <Kelevra> 	Ah fuck me then.
02:00 <Lumeah> I have.. 
02:00 <Lumeah> Lol
02:00 <Kelevra> Shit.
02:00 <Doodle> no you're damaged goods now
02:00 <Kelevra> Yeah true
02:00 <Doodle> lol i'm kidding
03:00 <Kelevra> Shhhh
03:00 <Doodle> most women my age are tho
03:00 <Kelevra> The channe
03:00 <Kelevra>  It can see
03:00 <Doodle> thats ok everyone here knows everything about me anyway
03:00 <Doodle> not much left to know
03:00 <Kelevra> Oh that you have a cat
03:00 <Doodle> i'm wearing red jocks today btw also
03:00 <Kelevra> Oh wooo
04:00 <Doodle> just letting everyone know
04:00 <Kelevra> Flashy
04:00 <Kelevra> Brb bugs awake
04:00 <Doodle> brb also
04:00 <slinky_J> http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2014/03/15/comment/coucil-of-islamic-ideology-declares-womens-existence-anti-islamic/
04:00 <slinky_J> so they voted in homosexuality!
05:00 <Doodle> good so they will breed out of existence
05:00 <Doodle> really brb this time
05:00 <matrix> minus the second a
06:00 <British^Meat> padayawan
06:00 <matrix> yeah I should of pretended it wasnt english lol
11:00 <matrix> ok the conversation seems to have died now
11:00 <matrix> whats doing peeps
13:00 <StrykerX> You killed it with a single typo.
13:00 <matrix> seems that way
13:00 <matrix> oh well
14:00 <matrix> if I talk to myself long enough
14:00 <StrykerX> You'll look like B1
14:00 <matrix> maybe someone will take pity on me and answer
14:00 <matrix> or answer just to shut me up
14:00 <matrix> B1 lol
14:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of B1, he is zlined again?
14:00 <matrix> he has nothing on me
14:00 <matrix> I can rant worse than him if I choose
15:00 <StrykerX> That's a fair challenge 
15:00 <StrykerX> lol
15:00 <matrix> true that
15:00 <matrix> but IRC isnt the place to rant like that
15:00 <matrix> I'm just bored lol
16:00 <StrykerX> lol
17:00 <matrix> I have some dodgy male trying to chat me up in another place lol
18:00 <matrix> its making me laugh atm though
24:00 <matrix> wb bc
24:00 <zaim> thanks
25:00 <matrix> Guess if it is staying this quiet I will go hang the washing
26:00 <Doodle> do you have loud washing
27:00 <British^Meat> CAN YOU SPEAK UP, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE NOISE OF MATRIX HANGING OUT HIS WASHING
30:00 <matrix> loud washing ROFL
39:00 <slinky_J> not after he hangs it :/
40:00 <matrix> its hung lol
41:00 <matrix> ok this is becoming way boring in here lol
57:00 <matrix> heya frayedknot
57:00 <frayedknot> hey matrix
57:00 <matrix> hows it hanging
59:00 <frayedknot> not too badly
59:00 <frayedknot> how about you?
02:00 <matrix> wb iBiZa
04:00 <matrix> cant complain
04:00 <matrix> just a bit bored
06:00 <frayedknot> damn
06:00 <frayedknot> well gtg
13:00 <TheRon> whoah whoa whoa sweet child o mine
15:00 <TheRon> have you ever seen a chicks cleavage and felt the need to drop a pen down there?
15:00 <TheRon> has gary the goat been introduced to stevie nicks?
16:00 <Student> a pen? that would be stupid
16:00 <TheRon> then you've got to fish it out
16:00 <Student> :)
16:00 <TheRon> always thinking me
17:00 <Student> i do not know how it will solve my HUNG issues, might worsen them 
17:00 <Student> that cleavage thing is normally a show case piece, no touching 
20:00 <TheRon> i'm going to graceland, memphis Tennessee 
22:00 <Pieter> omg
22:00 <Pieter> I JUST CANT HOLD IT ANY LONGER
22:00 <Pieter> OH MAN
22:00 <Pieter> THE PERSON WHO WAS HERE WAS KELEVRA
22:00 <Pieter> SHE STAYED HERE BUT I HAD TO KICK HER OUT
23:00 <Pieter> SHES FURIOUS WITH ME
23:00 <Pieter> I NEED A BALL NET JUST TO HOLD MY NUTS NOW
23:00 <Pieter> :(
23:00 <British^Meat> and?
23:00 <Pieter> AND I FEEL LIKE ABUSING HER !
23:00 <Pieter> SEXUALLY @!
23:00 <Pieter> i gotta go
24:00 <Pieter> evil is everywhere !
24:00 <TheRon> is pieter high or just being a douche?
24:00 <Pieter> EVERYWHEREEEeHHHAHHHHHHHHAHHHHHH
24:00 <StrykerX> Both I'd say
24:00 <Pieter> TheRon looks angry already
24:00 <Pieter> shhhhh bvy
26:00 <TheRon> all that i'm hearing from you is white noise
27:00 <Pieter> dave skylark is gonna interview me about you and ya know what im gonna say ?
27:00 <Pieter> THAT THERON SERRRKSSSSS DIIIIIEIRRRRKKK
28:00 <Student> matrix is every where, how can it yawn?
28:00 <Student> :-/
29:00 <StrykerX> He has ninja skillz y0
29:00 <nate> mabye hes a dott matrix
29:00 <matrix> something like that lol
29:00 <matrix> yeah but I am an 18 pin not a 9 pin lol
30:00 <StrykerX> Dot matrix and it's screeching
31:00 <StrykerX> The good ol' days
31:00 <matrix> until the stupid pins bend
31:00 <matrix> then it misses bits
31:00 <Student> i have seldom seem some one saying "Bad ol'days"
31:00 <matrix> but the old daisy wheel printers couldnt do graphics
32:00 <StrykerX> aMAZINGLY, MINE NEVER BENT.
32:00 <StrykerX> Er
32:00 <StrykerX> Amazingly, mine never bent.
33:00 <TheRon> a little diddy about jack and diane, two american kids growing up in the heartland
33:00 <matrix> you were lucky to have a strong pin
33:00 <StrykerX> Ohhh yeahhhh
33:00 <StrykerX> Life goes onnnnnnnn
33:00 <StrykerX> matrix, that's what she said.
33:00 <matrix> lol
33:00 <Student> i only know Jack and Jill 
33:00 <TheRon> i think Student is retired
33:00 <StrykerX> simba
33:00 <StrykerX> Nice work son
33:00 <TheRon> well done everyone
33:00 <simba> on with the show
34:00 <StrykerX> A retired student?
34:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?
34:00 <Student> ha ha 
34:00 <TheRon> retired or retard?
34:00 <matrix> a bit from column a, a bit from column b
34:00 <Student> you are too retard to find the difference TheRon
34:00 <StrykerX> Seems legit.
34:00 <StrykerX> Yup
34:00 <TheRon> fleetwood mac - tusk
35:00 <matrix> Student has been here for a few years
35:00 <StrykerX> Student, what are you studying?
35:00 <Student> coginitive sciences
35:00 <simba> melee temple theme - in my head
36:00 <StrykerX> 10 year course mate?
36:00 <TheRon> when does the footy start??
37:00 <Student> have to pass it, if not , one can take more than 10 years
37:00 <TheRon> your love, is lifting me higher than i've ever been lifted before
37:00 <simba> end of da month
37:00 <TheRon> bring it on
38:00 <Student> no matter how higher you have been lifted, you will be coming down 
38:00 <simba> think u can make finals again
38:00 <TheRon> yes!
38:00 <TheRon> top 4
39:00 <Student> who rules the world, who be the king
39:00 <TheRon> can the tigers finish 9th again?
40:00 <TheRon> everybody wants to rule the world
40:00 <Student> sure they do, who will succeed? final coutdown 
40:00 <simba> they need 2 tank
40:00 <TheRon> we can't use the T word
41:00 <TheRon> also saturday night is alright for fighting
41:00 <Student> well , every night is alright for fighting 
41:00 <TheRon> saturday nights alright
41:00 <simba> the carlton hype train will be funny again
41:00 <simba> good year of comedy coming up
41:00 <TheRon> they've got juddy
42:00 <Student> saturday night dancing on the floor
42:00 <simba> i dont mind murphy but
42:00 <[Maverick]> hahahaha 
43:00 <TheRon> you should be dancing yeah
43:00 <[Maverick]> brb stirring Serenity 
43:00 <TheRon> better career, judd or hodge?
43:00 <simba> hodge
43:00 <simba> say hi 2 serenity 4 me
43:00 <[Maverick]> teeheehee
43:00 <TheRon> say hi to serenity's mum for me
43:00 <simba> ---- TheRove
44:00 <Student> dancing down the ground for six
44:00 <TheRon> howzat, you missed the bat i caught you out, howzat
44:00 <TheRon> yes!
44:00 <simba> <TheRove> cause im just a teenage dirtbag baby
45:00 <Student> not out, you touched the rope
45:00 <TheRon> no you don't
45:00 <TheRon> listen to iron maiden maybe?
46:00 <TheRon> whoa whoa whoa she's a lady
46:00 <Student> umpire's signla, it is a six
46:00 <Student> Hands up 
46:00 <simba> listen 2 anal cunt
47:00 <StrykerX> Hullo MissSunshine 
47:00 <StrykerX> Welcome to lyrics hours in #melbourne 
48:00 <TheRon> i should've know better, then to fall in love with you
48:00 <TheRon> language geez!
48:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to the theme from the office
48:00 <simba> sorry theyre a real band i swear
49:00 <Student> what is love??????????????? ladies don't hurt me, don't hurt me , no moreeeeeeeeeee
49:00 <[Maverick]> Anal Cunt 
49:00 <Ana_Ng> the uk office?
50:00 <[Maverick]> I snuck a retard into the sperm bank 
50:00 <TheRon> i never got into sepultura and shit like that\
50:00 <TheRon> yes!
50:00 <Ana_Ng> oh ya
50:00 <Ana_Ng> rod stewart sang that song too
50:00 <TheRon> just a great song
50:00 <StrykerX> Wake up maggie..
50:00 <TheRon> to me uk is the only office
50:00 <simba> the fact u know sepultura is impressive enough
50:00 <StrykerX> UK Office rocks
51:00 <TheRon> series 1 and 2 on dvd
51:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah i worked with a Gareth type
51:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah I am impressed 
51:00 <[Maverick]> Seppas \m/
51:00 <TheRon> only death metal band i know
52:00 <nate> hanson?
52:00 <simba> what about death dubstep
52:00 <TheRon> what the fuck is dubstep??
52:00 <beagle> tony gone in qld ... 
52:00 <beagle> well is he losing nationwide votes ?
52:00 <beagle> or
53:00 <nate> tell me how deep
53:00 <beagle> hey i heard we'd have female pm again ?
53:00 <simba> its like christmas for the japanese
53:00 <beagle> so confused.
53:00 <beagle> they were just saying its like they are saying ku ma te ! to us
53:00 <beagle> on that voice thing
53:00 <TheRon> at xmas time in japan all they do is eat a cake
53:00 <StrykerX> Between Julie Bishop and Malcolm Turnbull
53:00 <beagle> yeah well .... if youre fat as a whale in japan u dont get welfare
53:00 <beagle> dunno what that has to do with anything but its true
53:00 <beagle> ok
53:00 <TheRon> julie bishop will get it
54:00 <TheRon> looking round the room, i can tell you are the most beautiful girl in the room
54:00 <beagle> that is what i said just now to myself with a laff
54:00 <TheRon> turnbull would be too divisive 
54:00 <simba> fat people are irresponsible thats why
54:00 <beagle> my mother likes julia bishop
54:00 <simba> the japanese are strict thats why they rule so hard
54:00 <beagle> its like if youre losing weight not just eating all your pension u can get it , etc
54:00 <beagle> work out fatties !
54:00 <TheRon> mum and dad like japan when they went
55:00 <nate> even if i have missing teeth?
55:00 <Student> it is just missing, not lost
55:00 <beagle> here in aus they dont want u hooked on any drugs other than theres ....
55:00 <beagle> which i guess some people go along with.
55:00 <beagle> dads been to asia i doubt he's been to japan, just singapore and malaysia and hong kong ...
55:00 <TheRon> dad dropped his wallet in a train station, a japanese bloke ran a long way just to give it back
55:00 <beagle> south east asia i guess
55:00 <beagle> tho he lies ... about going to new york .
55:00 <beagle> dunno why.
56:00 <StrykerX> Go Turnbull
56:00 <StrykerX> Smash that bitch out of the contest.
56:00 <StrykerX> Last female PM fucked us over.
56:00 <TheRon> hardcore libs don't like turnbull
57:00 <StrykerX> Cause he's not right winged enough.
58:00 <TheRon> rebel rebel you torn your dress
58:00 <TheRon> bring back the carbon tax i say
58:00 <matrix> did I miss much
58:00 <simba> tax me until i rebel
58:00 <TheRon> a new pm
58:00 <StrykerX> That's the most retarded thing you've EVER said, TheRon 
58:00 <TheRon> what was wrong with the carbon price?
59:00 <Student> if yoou wanna be my lover
59:00 <TheRon> rebel rebel your face is amess
59:00 <StrykerX> It was nothing more than wealth redistribution
59:00 <StrykerX> Tax the workers to set up the dole bludgers
59:00 <TheRon> australia should be raising taxes
00:00 <TheRon> i did rebel rebel at kareoke once, so fucking hard
00:00 <simba> taxes go directly to world war 3, dont you want those evil terrorists dead
00:00 <StrykerX> Australia is one of the highest taxes countries in the western world.
00:00 <StrykerX> We don't need more.
01:00 <druff> breasts nest
01:00 <druff> -s
01:00 <matrix> did I miss anything
01:00 <druff> breasts?
01:00 <TheRon> lierally nope
01:00 <Ana_Ng> handbra
01:00 <Pieter> oh wow 
01:00 <Pieter> that trans asia plane
01:00 <Pieter> craaaaaaaaaazy
01:00 <StrykerX> Taxed*
02:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm
02:00 <British^Meat> just saw it myself
02:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: if you cold
02:00 <British^Meat> crazy :/
02:00 <TheRon> could
02:00 <British^Meat> disturbingly amazing footage
02:00 <TheRon> was big foot on it?
02:00 <StrykerX> WW3? Is that you, Digerati?
03:00 <TheRon> my name is luka, i live on the second floor
03:00 <TheRon> rush for the change of atmosphere
04:00 <matrix> Digerati is elsewhere
05:00 <matrix> wb frayedknot
05:00 <frayedknot> thank you
05:00 <matrix> :-)
06:00 <matrix> wb DemonsRun
06:00 <StrykerX> He's prolly still raging over being banned
06:00 <[Maverick]> It's about time the trolls got banned 
06:00 <[Maverick]> fuckin asshats 
06:00 <[Maverick]> Now I can pick on B1 by myself :D 
06:00 <TheRon> trolls are evil they're the work of the devil
07:00 <Bastardly_One> quit the fucking noise Luka
07:00 <Bastardly_One> or you'll end up with another black eye
07:00 <druff> theron: should i write a poem about breasts?
07:00 <matrix> Luka I havent heard that in years
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and get the fuck off my lawn!
07:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
07:00 <StrykerX> Fuck dem trollz
08:00 <TheRon> always
08:00 <StrykerX> Since when was Poker Stars a 100MB download? :/
08:00 <TheRon> GET OFF THE DAMN ROOF!
08:00 <druff> i like breasts
08:00 <StrykerX> It's not an overly feature rich client.
08:00 <druff> they are the best
08:00 <nate> poker stars gambling?
08:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
08:00 <nate> dont put the house on it
08:00 <[Maverick]> oh he isn't here 
08:00 <British^Meat> he will be
08:00 <British^Meat> of course he will be :)
08:00 <[Maverick]> bugggerr... I was going to ask about one of the nirvana tours he did sound at. 
08:00 <British^Meat> when he wakes up at 6pm
08:00 <simba> <[Maverick]> It's about time the trolls got banned  - ill get 2 that
09:00 <nate> :L
09:00 <StrykerX> I play with free chips cause I'm too povo to pay.
09:00 <Student> lawn would be his weed growing land ;P
09:00 <StrykerX> IRC4LYF
09:00 <TheRon> gamble responsibly
09:00 <TheRon> put the house on geelong winning the premiership this year
09:00 <nate> the whole point of gambling is not to do is responsibly its like drinking;l
09:00 <[Maverick]> :P
09:00 <British^Meat> this be a permanent thing?
09:00 <StrykerX> B1 banned from here?
09:00 <British^Meat> nup :/
10:00 <nate> geelong is old
10:00 <TheRon> i'll make it up to you in the year 2000
10:00 <StrykerX> Putting the house on 13 black this weekend at the casino
10:00 <StrykerX> Stay tuned!
10:00 <nate> i think its gonna be wce
10:00 <matrix> he just isnt online atm
11:00 <StrykerX> Either end up with 4 houses or nothing
11:00 <StrykerX> ZLine?
11:00 <matrix> he hasnt been here most of the day today
11:00 <matrix> possibly
11:00 <matrix> I wasnt here to see
11:00 <StrykerX> Neither
11:00 <matrix> I tend to have a life away from irc lol
12:00 <TheRon> 4 houses on mayfair?
12:00 <StrykerX> Yes!
12:00 <British^Meat> he never is on during the day, he sleepin
12:00 <British^Meat> i think i saw him ping out earlier thisarv
12:00 <TheRon> that seems wrong to me
12:00 <British^Meat> arvo
12:00 <matrix> what seems wrong?
12:00 <simba> think he was on some other connection cos he was z lined 
12:00 <British^Meat> not currently being on MIRC i cannot access my vault of chat
12:00 <TheRon> having a life away from irc
12:00 <simba> so he was really evading
12:00 <matrix> yeah even when he is sleeping usually his nick is here
13:00 <StrykerX> $1600 kthx
13:00 <TheRon> mayfair is a high class brothel
13:00 <StrykerX> lol
13:00 <StrykerX> zline evading
13:00 <TheRon> augustana - boston
17:00 <TheRon> are you gonna go my way?
18:00 <TheRon> working hard to make a living, bringing shelter from the rain......
19:00 <TheRon> whoa whoa he's a working class man
19:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l7bodWBUXI
20:00 <Bastardly_One> YAY! 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMf2_EKkuP8
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Dead Salesmen - Bluestoned (Jul 17, 2011) - Category: Music - 1,805 views - 24 likes (92.3%), 2 dislikes (7.7%)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> should come see the Dead Salesmen on Fri
21:00 <Bastardly_One> bring ya mum seeing as their mum friendly music 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *they're mum friendly
21:00 <TheRon> i'd see something for kate but not
21:00 <Bastardly_One> same deal 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> mum friendly
21:00 <TheRon> if you drink then chant you're a bloody jesuit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a jam with the singer this afternoon
22:00 <TheRon> good man
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I am positive he was meant to be at work ... school is back 
22:00 <TheRon> free period
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a high school teacher
22:00 <matrix> wtf is wrong with a drunken chant
23:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate is so jealous
23:00 <Bastardly_One> we've written like 7 songs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and my housemate can get his shit together at all 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one he's had around to jam has stayed interested
23:00 <TheRon> 7 good songs?
23:00 <TheRon> everything
23:00 <TheRon> a drunken sea shanty however
23:00 <matrix> hmm
23:00 <matrix> meh I like a chant
23:00 <matrix> even a rant sometimes
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he wrote the lyrics 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah they're alright 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <TheRon> what did you do?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently I'm the only one doing EDM in Ballarat apart from the Yacht Club DJs dudes
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I pressed a few buttons?
24:00 <TheRon> drunk chicks that flash boobies are awesome
25:00 <nate> what about drunk men that flash bellies ;l
25:00 <TheRon> evil
26:00 <Bastardly_One> someone told me that if you send  message to someone not on your friends on FB and it goes to their other box ... that they can't access that from a mobile
26:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone know if that is true or not?
26:00 <slinky_J> flash balls but not penises!
27:00 <matrix> oh you want us to wear Budgie Smugglers ??
27:00 <matrix> cause otherwise balls and penis come together
28:00 <StrykerX> You can if you use your browser
28:00 <StrykerX> App doesn't show it
29:00 <matrix> they cant without Messenger app
29:00 <matrix> f b dont allow it anymore
29:00 <matrix> you have to use messenger app
29:00 <TheRon> baby everything is alright, uptight out of sight
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I said didn't I?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they can't see it from their phone 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> well, fuck 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just take the wallet to the police station then
30:00 <matrix> out of sight is good lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a feeling this kid doesn't use anything other than his phone to keep in touch with people
31:00 <Bastardly_One> little emo fag
31:00 <TheRon> i like drunk chicks with low self esteem
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and the maccas card suggests you work at maccas
32:00 <Bastardly_One> surely I deserve at least a free meal
32:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I should walk past maccas first
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <matrix> I cut dicks off if the guy treats me like that
32:00 <matrix> but thats just me
32:00 <TheRon> each to their own
32:00 <matrix> last guy almost lost his
32:00 <matrix> damn stitches fixed him
32:00 <TheRon> ms bobbitt
32:00 <matrix> but I bet it hurt like hell every time he saw a boob for a few months after that
32:00 <matrix> fucking cuntox
32:00 <matrix> anyway
32:00 <matrix> thats my rant
33:00 <simba> im sure it did
35:00 <Bastardly_One> man, the effort of walking that two extra blocks to the cop shop
35:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I know how I felt when I lost mine though
36:00 <Bastardly_One> never found mine ...
36:00 <druff> write a poem about it
36:00 <matrix> yo ustand out side and all the GPS satellites hit ya
36:00 <matrix> whats the point of a meter?
36:00 <TheRon> our house in the middle of our street
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <beagle> seems that lot of it is so high this reader cant detect it as it doesnt go over 2 watt hrm 5 to 20 kilowatt or something it says , its fucking confusing really. i would bought expensive one but theyre VERY epxneisve
37:00 <beagle> expensive
37:00 <beagle> gps satellite
37:00 <beagle> yeah probably heaps
37:00 <aliasd> beagle, that info looks pretty sensible
38:00 <beagle> 100 billion times as much as 100 years ago radiation but atleast it isnt ionising radiation like chernobyl
38:00 <beagle> i plug laptop in
38:00 <matrix> wtf did you buy it?
38:00 <beagle> no 0 reading
38:00 <beagle> i unplug , reader goes nuts
38:00 <beagle> ghost meter , hrm ok
38:00 <matrix> the shit will hit you if you know it is there or not
38:00 <matrix> why bother
38:00 <beagle> laptop floats without being plugged in  ? haha
38:00 <beagle> people live way wayyyyyyyy too close to power stations .
39:00 <beagle> like .... some areas of them , 1300 milliwatt outside other side from their house on street with power station on other side on like driving back
39:00 <beagle> etc
39:00 <beagle> and that wasnt a large station
39:00 <TheRon> if an election was held and both candidates we're bisexual would that be a bi election?
39:00 <matrix> just sit it in your meter box
39:00 <matrix> and leave it there
39:00 <beagle> 4 watts like from UV light i have even battery operated shouldnt be exposed more than 9 hours .
39:00 <matrix> and get the fuck on with your life
40:00 <beagle> so u get 1 watt almost everywhere , or more, u do the math
40:00 <matrix> other things will kill you first
40:00 <beagle> american and australian power points n smart meter n whatever they are allmost always 1300 milliwatt so 1.3watt
40:00 <beagle> lightbulbs arent too bad if ya ceiling is high enough
40:00 <TheRon> staph in a hospital can kill you
40:00 <TheRon> as well as the staff
41:00 <beagle> adelaide hospital had radiation leak near its xray depo n my meter probably cant even read that as it doesnt go over 2 watt but .... well u do math lol
41:00 <beagle> it had seats near it
41:00 <beagle> n even further away meters away ...
42:00 <TheRon> hurt so good, c'mon baby make it hurt so good
42:00 <beagle> a bloke and i wanted in our drunkeness to put it in a microwave but thats stupid 
42:00 <beagle> battery would explode , you'd loose the reader etc .... drunk or not completely dumb
42:00 <simba> OK
43:00 <TheRon> this is starting to feel like a beehhh convo
43:00 <Mew> beehhhgle
44:00 <simba> Bastardly_One> apparently I'm the only one doing EDM in Ballarat apart from the Yacht Club DJs dudes - lol
44:00 <simba> where do u play?
44:00 <slinky_J> death bear
44:00 <Mew> is beehhh still around? 
44:00 <nate> u miss him!!!
44:00 <nate> in therons heart yes ;D
44:00 <beagle> yeah
45:00 <beagle> he said he saw a ufo mother ship
45:00 <beagle> yesterday
45:00 <beagle> i said were u drunk
45:00 <beagle> he goes no 
45:00 <beagle> was out calling norelle and having a smoke
45:00 <beagle> i went inside with smoke n turned off lights after seeing it 
45:00 <TheRon> his ufo's go by the name jack danial
45:00 <Mew> so he must be near his expiry date then
45:00 <TheRon> daniel
45:00 <beagle> i was scared but .... thought wow that technology is cool
45:00 <beagle> it was making T fire signs.
45:00 <beagle> er , bee, they dont seem friendly.
46:00 <TheRon> beer is the best
46:00 <beagle> for years and years malaysia has seen lots ufo
46:00 <beagle> i seem to be only one i know that was only few feet from an alien tho
46:00 <beagle> but i aint.
46:00 <beagle> there are rare stories like that on google on sites
46:00 <simba> I H8 U
46:00 <beagle> they said humans with more alien dna lie more than others.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> did I say I did? I said I'm the only one besides those guys doing it ... if we get enough stuff together we like we're gonna demo it and flog it around to local venues ... so far it's just for fun and for Hap to see if he can sing to EDM stuff instead of guitar stuff
47:00 <beagle> hrm and real aliens all they do is lie to us
47:00 <simba> beagle
47:00 <beagle> guy i met that met one or read , both , a grey
47:00 <beagle> he goes 'to them we are cows'
47:00 <simba> chad
47:00 <simba> can u put this all in a blog
47:00 <nate> lol
47:00 <beagle> lol it broke his window on his house and jumped fence n disappeared
47:00 <beagle> pfft ... rolling smoke
47:00 <simba> thanks
47:00 <simba> bear in mind this is a public room
47:00 <nate> i like aliens they all use irc
47:00 <TheRon> she said she'd love me till the cow come home, i think i just heard a moo
48:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One
48:00 <TokenDaRing> do you ever shut up about yourself?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I was asked a question
48:00 <matrix> I was an alien once
48:00 <matrix> but then the alien called me an alien
48:00 <matrix> so I dunno now
48:00 <beagle> i messaged a ufologist in adelaide in email about it whatever i could think of .... he never responded
48:00 <simba> woudl love 2 read that email
48:00 <TheRon> good on tim cahill for getting a $10 million dollar contract
48:00 <TheRon> it's well deserved
49:00 <TokenDaRing> I'll take that as a no
49:00 <simba> how do u know ur the only guy in the whole city that tries to make electronica
49:00 <beagle> i dont know if there is a CC
49:00 <Mew> yeah paste the email beagle
49:00 <beagle> probably returned !
49:00 <beagle> oh fark that /play thing.
49:00 <Mew> let's see where you went wrong
49:00 <beagle> sigh. maybe later im tired 
49:00 <FOBZTA> Making it up 
50:00 <Mew> fuck off you just typed a novel lmao you can't click the mouse a few times?!
50:00 <nate> look its b1, tell us about your day :D
51:00 <TheRon> you wanna know how to beat me at pool, get a chick with massive cleavage to bend down in my eyeline
52:00 <slinky_J> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I am besides those guys and a dude called Garth ...
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I go out and go by what people that are in bands playing tell me 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I've done stuff with Garth as well ... King of the Goths that guy 
53:00 <TheRon> playing some indoor bowls tomorrow, there gonna be this really attractive chick bending over to bowl it's gonna be great
54:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One don't kid yourself
54:00 <TokenDaRing> if you don't know anyone else down there doing electronica, it's not because they don't exist
54:00 <TokenDaRing> it's because you haven't removed your head from your arse
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll probably hate this simba but this is what the Garth guy does ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI-MvPamoPc
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: IMMACULATA - Mortal on UBlive (May 19, 2008) - Category: Music - views - 10 likes (83.3%), 2 dislikes (16.7%)
54:00 <nate> whats her stats?
54:00 <nate> best feature?
54:00 <TheRon> oh she's tight
54:00 <nate> good job?
54:00 <TheRon> great boobs and arse
54:00 <nate> friendly?
54:00 <TheRon> yes
54:00 <nate> hows her voice?
54:00 <nate> not annoying?
54:00 <TheRon> if only i was 10 years younger
55:00 <Bastardly_One> no, it's because they've all been smart enough to get out of here TokenDaRing
55:00 <nate> hehe :D
55:00 <Mew> test the waters she might be into guys 10yrs older 
55:00 <TheRon> she has a partner
55:00 <FOBZTA> Age no barrier just grow some 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> used to be a huge huge music scene up here but only about 10 max left of the older musos around my age
56:00 <Bastardly_One> what young people wanna play music with an old cunt?
56:00 <Mew> they might be into that
56:00 <TheRon> bf's are only an obstacle
57:00 <slinky_J> King of teh Garth
57:00 <nate> if u dont have a partner u are either bad in bed or shy to go get what u want :D
57:00 <FOBZTA> Take a picture photoshop it and blow all over it 
57:00 <nate> i hope u are shy TheRon:)
57:00 <TheRon> oh i'm shy
57:00 <matrix> MY ex kitten likes older guys 
57:00 <matrix> TheRon
57:00 <nate> lol
57:00 <matrix> you might be in with a chance
57:00 <nate> everyone likes a fat wallet
57:00 <Mew> I think little nato potato is hitting on you TheRon
57:00 <FOBZTA> No change his not even in the country 
57:00 <matrix> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> plus Garth likes the arse and when he gets drunk he gets too friendly 
58:00 <simba> what is this like a gay gothic ballad
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
58:00 <Bastardly_One> read the above
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he's as camp as a row of tents
58:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKN0DHcIdes
58:00 <matrix> nato potato I like that
58:00 <TheRon> no he's not
58:00 <matrix> thats cute
58:00 <matrix> nate are you a cutie ?
58:00 <nate> no i have missing teeth :D
58:00 <Mew> adorable
58:00 <FOBZTA> Can you pull your whole front section out 
58:00 <FOBZTA> Sucky Sucky? 
58:00 <Mew> Guys love that
58:00 <nate> i will think about it
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: IMMACULATA - Breathless In The Wind 1999 (Mar 8, 2007) - Category: Music - views - likes (91.7%), 1 dislikes (8.3%)
59:00 <simba> this is like afi’s gay electronic ballads side project
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a classically trained muso ... hence the clarinet ... he busks with his cello sometimes too
59:00 <matrix> hmmmm
59:00 <Mew> is that how u lost ur other teeth?
59:00 <TheRon> chicks love an overweight lawn bowler with a penchant for beer
59:00 <beagle> mew did u ever live in eden hills
59:00 <Mew> thinking too hard
59:00 <beagle> and do u live in kangaroo island now
59:00 <beagle> with the seals
59:00 <Mew> beagle paste the email fuck
59:00 <beagle> some good , er , motels in kang isl
00:00 <Bastardly_One> goth is too boring if sticking to that genre specific
00:00 <Bastardly_One> only need to make one song and change bits really 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> well, a couple but you get the idea
00:00 <beagle> er what email fuck
00:00 <Mew> you've typed more effort than pasting it
00:00 <beagle> sif i keep my fucking emails
00:00 <Mew> to the ufologist
00:00 <beagle> hrm
00:00 <beagle> ill try to find it
00:00 <beagle> might returned as no reply ? dunno ...
00:00 <nate> yes lawn bowling screams u are gonna have passionate sex with me
01:00 <Bastardly_One> this is his current FB pic 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10690357_10152451598276636_5897181306793088372_n.jpg?oh=d4d1beb826d016a8456c21dedb5ffbfc&oe=554D3652
01:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a good reason you never see him around the place all the time now ... check that out 
01:00 <TheRon> id wear the uniform in the boudoir 
01:00 <StrykerX> Bad boys.. Bad boys..
01:00 <Mew> It'll be in your sent folder.. Like any normal persons email acct lol
01:00 <StrykerX> Whacha gonna do.. Whatcha gonna do when they come for youuuu
01:00 <beagle> if you put $5 in my paypal ill post the email (or perhaps make it up)
01:00 <Mew> you sad little man
01:00 <beagle> paypal rang me today 'hello your paypal is negative 41 dollars'
01:00 <TheRon> you got a fast car, i want a ticket to anywhere maybe we can make a deal
01:00 <beagle> so help me out here , hrm 41 dollars would cover it ill try add more detail
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd be bashed 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <druff> wow,.. b1 doing what he doesnt like being done to himself
02:00 <amelia> why would he be bashed 
02:00 <nate> beagle are u sending dick emails :D
02:00 <nate> $5 per dick
02:00 <Mew> Paste the email first then I'll send you $41
02:00 <beagle> test said 20 percent chance i was abducted, i had 71 percent dna of alien
02:00 <beagle> those tests are weird
03:00 <slinky_J> save me finn and jake
03:00 <beagle> i dont really .... hrm do anything but drink coffee and beer .
03:00 <Mew> and avoid pasting emails like the plague
03:00 <FOBZTA> Favourite 
04:00 <beagle> if i search ufo into my email with its 12,200 emails ummm , it just brings up email i asked perhaps the same guy about another ufo way way before i went to oval. translucent one over the sea
04:00 <beagle> hrmm perhaps i didnt put ufo in one i sent to him
04:00 <beagle> oh i know aliens abducted the email
04:00 <simba> shut up beagle
04:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=139JZNLONpg
05:00 <Bastardly_One> these days Ballarat is really bogan
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: RWBY AMV - Its Over When Its Over (Nov 23, 2013) - Category: Film & Animation - 2,125,733 views - likes (97.9%), 351 dislikes (2.1%)
05:00 <Mew> I hope something sharp stabs you in the eye
05:00 <nate> take those aliens back my friend
05:00 <FOBZTA> Fuck your aliens and Fuck your emails 
05:00 <nate> what do aliens look like?
05:00 <nate> do they have teeth
05:00 <beagle> ok, yes, i found it
05:00 <simba> bees
05:00 <nate> i need a tooth
05:00 <TheRon> i hated promethesus
05:00 <beagle> ill post everyone dont type or youll be confused (haha)
05:00 <simba> beagle
05:00 <beagle> ill /play it from txt file
05:00 <simba> dont paste it in here
05:00 <simba> jesus christ
06:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky
06:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what I got given off the nieces as a present between both of them
06:00 <Bastardly_One> a jake beanie
06:00 <Bastardly_One> can't wear it at my age though ... boooooooooo
06:00 <simba> use pastebin
06:00 <simba> god u r the worst irc user
06:00 <nate> beagle u have a passion for science fiction eg aliens 
06:00 <TheRon> the only sci fi i like is aliens, star wars
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the white one with the ears and shit 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean a Finn one 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
07:00 <beagle> although my friends think that its false, I think I met an alien at an oval here in south aus!
07:00 <beagle>   
07:00 <beagle>  I told my psychiatrist and nurse
07:00 <beagle>  people do want me to not speak to them about it ........
07:00 <beagle>  before I met the alien I saw these golden and silver fences on the oval I was just stargazing
07:00 <beagle>  I walked up and down to check that it was a fence that it was really there, I thought that it was 
07:00 <beagle>  kind of hallucination perhaps cause I was drunk! or a hologram!
07:00 <nate> what are these gaps ;D
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <simba> incredible
07:00 <TheRon> nicotine valium vicadin ecstacy marijuana and alcohol
08:00 <slinky_J> i had one on hold for ages
08:00 <nate> simba hes your mate ;D
08:00 <nate> whahaha!
08:00 <TheRon> co co co cocaine
08:00 <simba> wahahaha
08:00 <FOBZTA> Ty
08:00 <beagle> etc.
08:00 <nate> beagle private chat simba with the ufo text file :D
08:00 <nate> giggly puff!
08:00 <simba> how high are u nate
09:00 <Ana_Ng> like crowded house?
09:00 <Mew> That's so weird that he didn't reply
09:00 <nate> ohh soo high
09:00 <Mew> maybe he's an alien too
09:00 <TheRon> like ALF?
09:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q30yFZz4J8
09:00 <nate> this high
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: High School Musical 1 - The Start Of Something New (Jan 27, 2014) - Category: Music - 504,723 views - 1,790 likes (97.1%), 53 dislikes (2.9%)
09:00 <nate> it HURTS!
10:00 <nate> i never opened my heart to the aliens
10:00 <TheRon> i'll make it up to you in year 2000
10:00 <nate> i want some gloss lipstick
11:00 <Bastardly_One> do what?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah apparently it's out of their own savings too 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I know how much they are at EB so I was pretty chuffed
11:00 <FOBZTA> Your lips dry 
11:00 <nate> simba does it suprise you that i have painted my nails before and i enjoy it :D
11:00 <simba> no
11:00 <nate> lol
11:00 <simba> i assume youre a woman
11:00 <nate> no im a guy :L
11:00 <simba> r u a trannie
11:00 <nate> Boom!
11:00 <TokenDaRing> simba has very set gender roles
11:00 <TokenDaRing> men are manly men
11:00 <TokenDaRing> women are girly women
11:00 <TokenDaRing> anything that falls outside of that, simba can't accept
12:00 <slinky_J> aww
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they just know how much I liked it when I watched it with them
12:00 <Bastardly_One> brought it over after school
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana, I repeat ... do what?
12:00 <nate> really ;?
12:00 <nate> ohh simba!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he sure does ... and borders on straight out homophobia at times
12:00 <TheRon> australia are asian champions in both national and club championships
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <TheRon> the arabs don't like that
12:00 <simba> hey Bastardly_One how r u
12:00 <StrykerX> Manly men? On IRC?
12:00 <StrykerX> LOL!
12:00 <FOBZTA> Old news 
12:00 <simba> we arent asian
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I still think it's a ruse
13:00 <Bastardly_One> to get me to get the Minecraft hardback manuals for them
13:00 <Ana_Ng> Bastardly_: I mean a Finn one 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> DOH
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I get it now 
13:00 <Ana_Ng> i dunno that's all i saw
13:00 <slinky_J> asia pacific
13:00 <nate> yeah we are australian!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> we're actually Oceania
13:00 <nate> thers an l there
13:00 <nate> austrasian ;l
13:00 <TheRon> oceana isn't practical lets be honest
13:00 <FOBZTA> Australasia 
13:00 <simba> no we’re australia
13:00 <nate> simba clap with me
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, I got an Adventure Time hat/beanie thing off the nieces
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the character finn wears like a bunny hat I suppose you'd call it 
14:00 <TheRon> america samoa 31 nil
14:00 <StrykerX> Who cares is nate is gay anyway?
14:00 <FOBZTA> Manu Samoa 
14:00 <StrykerX> His choice.
14:00 <FOBZTA> Toa Samoa 
14:00 <simba> didi hamaan
14:00 <nate> thats alot of is's
14:00 <simba> nobody cares 
14:00 <nate> i was gay once
14:00 <TheRon> does australia need to join africa or something?
14:00 <beagle> asia pacific oceana australia down under island continent place .
14:00 <nate> last week
14:00 <slinky_J> oceania?
14:00 <simba> im gay
15:00 <Bastardly_One> if they had of get a Jake one (the dog)
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I could get away with wearing that in front of drunks maybe ... this one ... uh uh 
15:00 <beagle> games , give u oceania hrm so does microsoft i think
15:00 <beagle> asia pacific etc
15:00 <beagle> geography huh ...
15:00 <beagle> yawn
15:00 <beagle> atleast not politics
15:00 <TheRon> football
15:00 <beagle> yeah, i like sport, of most kinds 
15:00 <simba> yawn talk about ufos
15:00 <simba> and beeehhh
16:00 <beagle> ufo they are all over place really. or not ? fuck knows. im just telling u what my 7th time visiting an oval as a non believer of those things was
16:00 <beagle> or did. thats it tho
16:00 <beagle> i dont know if i will pastebin
16:00 <nate> beeh has an attractive lady friend, and hes going to england?
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <nate> thats all i know
16:00 <TheRon> what did that cunt beehhh do now?
16:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:00 <simba> thats what he wants u to think
16:00 <simba> hes like the media
16:00 <nate> hes playing fifa in england
16:00 <slinky_J> you've never come across aliens
16:00 <nate> going to man u games
17:00 <slinky_J> see the Jurassic World superbowl trailer
17:00 <beagle> far as i know he is love with a woman from malaysia , named norelle
17:00 <beagle> he said he is
17:00 <beagle> i have spoken to her a few times voice and text
17:00 <beagle> with and without him
17:00 <beagle> bye im sleepy
17:00 <StrykerX> LOL
17:00 <StrykerX> simba, you're a legend.
17:00 <TheRon> somali aliens are in ballarat
17:00 <nate> is pieter really great, bring him back:)
17:00 <simba> sweet
17:00 <simba> so ur not gonna remove my ops anymore?
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <StrykerX> Nuh
17:00 <simba> Boy Was I Worried!
17:00 <StrykerX> You're showing a better side
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they're making a Lego game of it though
18:00 <Bastardly_One> which will be a combo of all the movies
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you've perm banned everything worth toying with in the wee small hours when no-one talks
18:00 <simba> PHEW
18:00 <nate> i will remove my panties
18:00 <nate> ohh soo sticky
18:00 <simba> i havent perm banned any 1
18:00 <TheRon> nate stop showing us your white cotton panties
19:00 <slinky_J> cool
19:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z78PjvfCVTQ
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Clutch - The Mob Goes Wild (Mar 18, 2007) - Category: Music - 2,710,803 views - likes (98.2%), dislikes (1.8%)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> please allow me to adjust my pants
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so as I can do the good time dance
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and put the bystanders and innocent onlookers into a trance
19:00 <nate> TheRon what do u like about bowls
19:00 <nate> the beer or winning?
19:00 <TheRon> beer when i win
20:00 <TheRon> the feeling you're apart of something
20:00 <TheRon> and the fact that i'm fucking good at it
21:00 <TheRon> never a frown with golden brown
23:00 <TheRon> new order - bizarre love triangle
23:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAt9QTmVc7Q
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Orgy - Blue Monday (Original Music Video)::: (Aug 28, 2009) - Category: Music - 2,804,063 views - 13,388 likes (98%), 268 dislikes (2%)
24:00 <nate> TheRon u drink the light beer?
24:00 <nate> 4x gold
24:00 <TheRon> fuck no, you piss more than you drink
24:00 <nate> hahah
24:00 <TheRon> cats piss
25:00 <nate> i cant even drink anymore, afraid of hangovers;l
25:00 <TheRon> i like the carlton mid ads
25:00 <nate> what a baby
25:00 <nate> :O
25:00 <nate> mid is ok i guess
25:00 <TheRon> piss weak
25:00 <simba> drinking piss
26:00 <nate> what colour?
26:00 <beagle> sony bravia should let u do multi screen pc and tv dunno if it can maybe with firmware update aint had one for ages. for times few months ago im sitting here chatting on tv with laptop hdmi etc and it goes update available over the top . 
26:00 <TheRon> you, me rog, what were the chances
26:00 <beagle> aint had sony bravia update for ages
26:00 <nate> google her up beagle:)
27:00 <StrykerX> Fuck
27:00 <simba> my old monitor had that half half feature
27:00 <StrykerX> This cop on Cops looks like a dude
27:00 <simba> this one probably does too, but its a gay feature
27:00 <StrykerX> But it's name is Lisa
27:00 <StrykerX> Headfuck++
27:00 <beagle> i think this sony bravia 42" does have it. im so fucking tired about the only thing i an do on the planet is sleep or type
27:00 <beagle> gniet
28:00 <beagle> actually not much point its only 1080p hrm long as u can see tv in a window !
28:00 <beagle> dont need it being gay
30:00 <Bastardly_One> poor Taco ... that sad he has to hide in here and send me notes
30:00 <nate> like a chump!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> get a life you wrecked little moron
33:00 <beagle> what is the best austnet irc server does it auto connect it put me on waia.wa.au ....
34:00 <beagle> cause on a phone it disconnects heaps
34:00 <beagle> it didnt on 3g telstra
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmm
34:00 <beagle> lol just before i went to oval i was chatting on here that night
34:00 <beagle> this channel sleepily
34:00 <nate> whats this oval?
35:00 <nate> makeout oval?
35:00 <beagle> this windows phone i still have
35:00 <beagle> i wanted to repair for 100 bucks its probably cheaper now , i guess
35:00 <beagle> but it was milllllllles away to repair it
35:00 <nate> oval windows phone ;L
35:00 <nate> ohh k
35:00 <aliasd> If you're getting disconnects on your phone, it's probably your net, not the server.
35:00 <beagle> good fone for 2008 ! some windows phone .
35:00 <simba> ;L
36:00 <Vagisil> lol
36:00 <Vagisil> this is so fucked
36:00 <Vagisil> running on 2gb of ram
36:00 <Vagisil> fucking ple
36:00 <aliasd> Servers are faster on IRC than ever before :)
36:00 <beagle> yeah i know that aliasd but , its probably phone i thought . 
36:00 <beagle> i guess i can try the original phone .
36:00 <beagle> okay i will
36:00 <simba> go2 sleep
36:00 <nate> bedtime story simba?
36:00 <beagle> its clever it retains battery power really well it was like 1800 dollars in 2008 er no 1300 dollars
36:00 <aliasd> Heh you concerned about rads and using IRC from phone
37:00 <beagle> thats ionising radiation etc like uranium n shit .
37:00 <beagle> cya later sleepin
38:00 <simba> 4:1)
40:00 <StrykerX> 2gb? Are you running XP?
42:00 <Vagisil> 7
42:00 <StrykerX> Good god.
42:00 <Vagisil> i took 2x 2gb sticks out to test a mate of mines computer in perth, 3000kms away
42:00 <Vagisil> managed to leave thme behind when we drove up
43:00 <Vagisil> so i thought fuck it.. ill order 6x 4gb from ple as they were on special ($30 each)
43:00 <Vagisil> and they fucked with my deliveyr address
43:00 <Vagisil> not gonna be here for another week
43:00 <nate> this is spaaarttaa!
44:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zoE2CLw5FU
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 300 - Nine Inch Nails - Just Like You Imagined (Jul 2, 2007) - Category: Film & Animation - 209,183 views - 862 likes (98.4%), 14 dislikes (1.6%)
45:00 <Vagisil> such a cop out.. 4gb stick $30
45:00 <Vagisil> 2x 4gb stick (same stick) $109
46:00 <StrykerX> How?
46:00 <StrykerX> lol
46:00 <Vagisil> i know
46:00 <Vagisil> the 2x 4gb is in a kit
46:00 <Vagisil> so.. packaged together
47:00 <Vagisil> oo theyve upped the single to $39
47:00 <Vagisil> kit still a rip
49:00 <Vagisil> https://www.ple.com.au/ViewItem.aspx?InventoryItemId=609120
49:00 <Vagisil> https://www.ple.com.au/ViewItem.aspx?InventoryItemId=609119
49:00 <Vagisil> cheeky pricks
51:00 <ne1haveaheart> ruin my life
51:00 <ne1haveaheart> u got lots to answer for
53:00 <ne1haveaheart> i shorten my life by years
53:00 <ne1haveaheart> drinking into a mess
53:00 <ne1haveaheart> didnt eat
53:00 <ne1haveaheart> if u say something dont go back on ya word
53:00 <ne1haveaheart> or ur scum
54:00 <ne1haveaheart> ruined my life
54:00 <ne1haveaheart> u happy now
54:00 <ne1haveaheart> isnt that what u wanted
54:00 <ne1haveaheart> fucken scum
55:00 <amelia> settle petal
55:00 <faux> ne1
55:00 <Vagisil> ok
55:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwPR0q5es0A
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Magic Mike XXL - Official Teaser Trailer [HD] (Feb 4, 2015) - Category: Entertainment - views - 6,689 likes (95.1%), 345 dislikes (4.9%)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha
56:00 <simba> just an honest guy reatching out 2 eth world
56:00 <faux> meth world
56:00 <faux> ft pieter
56:00 <amelia> I thought it said brave heart at first
56:00 <faux> hey quinoa
56:00 <simba> pieter is a moderator on /r/meth
56:00 <Bastardly_One> seen the first one poof?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been waiting all yesterday and today for you to mention that 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> all the ladies in another chat I go to wont shut up about it 
56:00 <nate> hahhaah
57:00 <amelia> hey couscous
57:00 <simba> Hahahaahahahahahahaa.
57:00 <faux> quinelia
57:00 <faux> How's it
57:00 <amelia> ahaha all goodie in the hoodie
57:00 <amelia> how you and your nails doin
57:00 <faux> lollll they're not bleeding 
57:00 <faux> A+
58:00 <amelia> ahahah sounds like it's your special day
58:00 <faux> I want to read a book but every time I start I wanna die cos I have like 2000 uni journals to read. Ruining me lief
58:00 <amelia> I take it back
58:00 <faux> LOL
58:00 <L4Y3R> take what back
58:00 <faux> notsospecial day
58:00 <L4Y3R> wheres the real ppl
58:00 <L4Y3R> ???
58:00 <Bastardly_One> seen the first movie though?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently he was a dancer before an actor anyway
59:00 <faux> Not on irc
59:00 <Doodle> faux <3
59:00 <simba> watz nu in hollywood
59:00 <nate> probably hes done alot of step up movies
00:00 <Doodle> damn
00:00 <L4Y3R> must be some chick on here that doesnt like playing with ppls emotions
00:00 <L4Y3R> ????
00:00 <partay> nate hows the homo level today ?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no, he was 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> just not sure what kind of dancer
01:00 <Doodle> theyre all men
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <simba> fuken hell
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Hugh Jackman dancing or Magic Mike dancing
01:00 <simba> nate is a girl
01:00 <nate> why am i a girl;l
01:00 <nate> damn it!
01:00 <simba> genes
01:00 <simba> gene splicing
02:00 <faux> soz doodle 
02:00 <faux> This app sucks cock
02:00 <Doodle> where can i get a copy
02:00 <faux> Lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> should I go see this band tomorrow night or not?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzfxPU1M3as
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Dead Salemen - Births, Deaths, Marriages (Jul 14, 2011) - Category: Music - 431 views views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
02:00 <TokenDaRing> yes
02:00 <TokenDaRing> go
02:00 <TokenDaRing> see them
02:00 <partay> Hugh Jackman is the fucking man
03:00 <Doodle> whats happening
03:00 <nate> is 50 shades of grey any good partay?:)
03:00 <partay> pffffft
03:00 <partay> as if 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... the guitarist and I are known to fight
03:00 <Bastardly_One> if he's drunk I might not get to enjoy them at al 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *all
03:00 <simba> Bastardly_One is 1 of 2 guys in rural victoria that makes electronica
03:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 now :P
03:00 <partay> nate make me a sammich
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I forgot about Gold Fields
03:00 <TokenDaRing> more reason to go Bastardly_One
03:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe he'll kick your arse
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you must know Gold Fields
04:00 <faux> thanks
04:00 <ooomp> Yeah. Thanks.
04:00 <Doodle> its my birthday. now kiss
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... hardly 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> we ended up both in ER last time
04:00 <Bastardly_One> was pretty funny though ... best tantrum ever by both of us
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a broken nose and he had a broken jaw
05:00 <Doodle> well, that went well
05:00 <simba> i heard this track on the radio today and i couldnt help but laugh for most of it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dls_cBmUt7Q
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Faith Hill - "This Kiss" (Official Video) (Nov 17, 2009) - Category: Music - 3,750,242 views - 14,841 likes (97.9%), 316 dislikes (2.1%)
05:00 <simba> way too happy
05:00 <Bastardly_One> furniture was used 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <simba> can we listen to some of your music
05:00 <nate> read me a poem b1:)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you must know this song though
05:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwD0hAxBpjU
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gold Fields - Treehouse (May 17, 2012) - Category: Music - views - 3,126 likes (96.4%), 118 dislikes (3.6%)
06:00 <simba> its that pivotal moment, its ahhh unthinkable
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <simba> this Kiss THIS KISS
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *shudders*
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and indie kids would remember Epicure
06:00 <simba> so u and these guys both make similar kinds of music
06:00 <simba> who would u say is bigger
06:00 <Bastardly_One> who would I say is better too is the question
06:00 <Bastardly_One> them
07:00 <simba> its criminal
07:00 <simba> so ur just under them
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I am the Christopher of Ballarat
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but a bit more tuneful
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ie: shit 
07:00 <simba> EDM
09:00 <simba> yacht club djs, gold fields, bastardly one
10:00 <ooomp> Awesome song
11:00 <Bastardly_One> christ I hate them
11:00 <couleurs> GaRy^teh^GoAT
11:00 <couleurs> Go Chelsea !
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yacht club DJs
11:00 <couleurs> dammit
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they do their stuff well but not my kind of stuff
12:00 <couleurs> close...
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they are huge here
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and broke up at christmas
12:00 <couleurs> i'm huge
13:00 <amsy> lmao
13:00 <simba> im YACHT
13:00 <simba> couleurs fav band is architecture in helsinki
13:00 <couleurs> discusteing!!!!!!!!
15:00 <faux> Oh
15:00 <Bastardly_One> this is why they're so popular though
15:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdL-ZDuXk74
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Yacht Club DJs - Hypno Toad Pt.1 (Mar 6, 2012) - Category: Music - 14,113 views - likes (96.8%), 1 dislikes (3.2%)
15:00 <Bastardly_One> they're really good at what they do ... but come of a bit generic to me 
16:00 <faux> Happy birthday doodle!
16:00 <faux> The big 4 0
16:00 <simba> happy bday
16:00 <simba> `topic greatest day ever
16:00 <couleurs> bvb lost again
16:00 <couleurs> life is over
16:00 <couleurs> time 2 burn yellow shirt
17:00 <couleurs> https://amp.twimg.com/v/02d9d879-b5ae-4741-85ac-5ba57a878830
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they do better when they do even shorter stuff
17:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3yPipyUKdA
18:00 <slinky_J> lovers
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Yacht Club DJs - They Mostly Come At Night... (Apr 17, 2012) - Category: Music - 14,470 views - likes (81.1%), 7 dislikes (18.9%)
18:00 <simba> time 2 get a reus city shirt
18:00 <simba> reus 69
19:00 <ooomp> Typical Doodle. Leaves when he gets acknowledged
19:00 <couleurs> so many 1-0 losses 
19:00 <couleurs> r they 4 real
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the sample of buttercup in this 
19:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/BountifulAthleticFairyfly
19:00 <couleurs> who's this guy!!!!
20:00 <couleurs> even teh red team winning
21:00 <simba> brist0l rise up
21:00 <Bastardly_One> bit late now
21:00 <Bastardly_One>  but we'll win every game for the rest of the year
21:00 <matrix> wb b1
22:00 <Bastardly_One> amazing how our confidence goes up with a 100% striker and not a winger trying to do all the striking work
22:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy matrix
22:00 <simba> has nothing 2 do with sturridge
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I say it does
23:00 <matrix> how you be
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't even any visible moping without little stevie
24:00 <simba> xm
24:00 <xm> simba
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and this is an interesting case
24:00 <Bastardly_One> http://rt.com/uk/229303-compulsory-sterilization-woman-disabilities/
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm alright matrix and you?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> bit moody but ya get that if you live your life having the piss taken out of you I guess
24:00 <matrix> xcant complain
24:00 <simba> stuzza looked terrible this morning
24:00 <matrix> well could but wont
25:00 <Bastardly_One> reckon if I rang the cops and told them I was too lazy they'd come get this wallet?
25:00 <simba> <Bastardly_One> wasn't even any visible moping without little stevie - gerrard played
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon they'd come with a search warrant
26:00 <Bastardly_One> as someone that fucking lazy must be on drugs
26:00 <Bastardly_One> when?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking about his return
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the Wet Spam game
27:00 <xm> you found a wallet?
27:00 <xm> a lazy yet ethical person
27:00 <xm> quick look in the wallet to see if they have an attractive daughter
27:00 <simba> he played 4 the last 20 mins??
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he did?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I sat here watching it and I seriously don't remember stevie G
27:00 <simba> he looks slow as shit, itll take months for him to do a sprint
28:00 <xm> hand it in in person if so
28:00 <Bastardly_One> last night
28:00 <xm> where was it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> have tried contacting him on FB
28:00 <Bastardly_One> strew in the middle of a busy road
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but still a fucking great goal
28:00 <couleurs> i thought he left 4 new york galaxy!!!!!!
28:00 <DoC> heya simba
28:00 <DoC> yo couleurs
28:00 <DoC> sup simba?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> if he can just be brought on at the right moment like that game ... maybe we'll finish up alright ya think?
29:00 <xm> that's odd
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but from the card I found he works at a nearby McDs
29:00 <xm> maybe someone found it first, took out the crash, then threw it out the window as they drove
29:00 <Bastardly_One> probably was on the roof of his car
29:00 <xm> is there cash?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> seems like he is really new to town too
29:00 <xm> cash*
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not a cent but LOADS of cards
29:00 <xm> what sort of cards?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> most of his ID is from Murray Bridge
30:00 <Bastardly_One> atm cards, student cards, travel cards to use public transport
30:00 <Bastardly_One> his licence
30:00 <Bastardly_One> medicare card
30:00 <xm> probably fresh on the road?
30:00 <nate> go hire some videos ;l
30:00 <xm> should be easy to find him then
30:00 <nate> wOOpWoop
30:00 <slinky_J> stoopid alien
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you I contacted him on FB
30:00 <simba> sl snow
31:00 <nate> yeah did u say hi there buddy asl?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but apparently you cant check messages in the other folder from mobile
31:00 <nate> wait i already know!
31:00 <nate> ;D
31:00 <xm> no, he said "thanks for the cash"
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and dunno ... he looks like the type that just accesses it from his phone
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so he may never see it ... and I want it out of my hands
32:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooooo, po po visit time it is
32:00 <slinky_J> want what
32:00 <slinky_J> out of your hands
32:00 <slinky_J> his dick?
32:00 <slinky_J> just put it in your mouth.
32:00 <xm> this is a heavy burden Bastardly_One. like the one that atlas carries
32:00 <faux> Um
32:00 <faux> Why don't you pay a couple dollars and get it sent to his house
32:00 <faux> Theresthis thing called aus post
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he has no local id
32:00 <xm> you might end up getting free meals from maccas even
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all Murray Bridge in SA
33:00 <nate> hand it into police be done with it
33:00 <xm> send him your pic and a code word for free big macs
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but the kid has obviously moved here for study
33:00 <StrykerX> How do you know he's not on holiday?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> going by his FB
33:00 <nate> u shouldnt have fb'ed
33:00 <faux> Send it there maybe he's got his mail redirected 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> because I went right through it looking for all ID
33:00 <faux> Literally making the biggest deal out of this lol talks about it for 2 days
33:00 <slinky_J> the fuck are people talking about some dudes wallet for
33:00 <faux> Vos he has nothing else to talk about 
34:00 <slinky_J> lol
34:00 <xm> im just sitting here bored waiting for my lift home from work
34:00 <nate> he can go what about the 2 grand i had in it
34:00 <faux> Literally the most exciting part of his day
34:00 <xm> entertain me!!!
34:00 <nate> u stole it!
34:00 <nate> :LD
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and there's a couple of local things Stryker ... thought the same thing first
34:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, who gives a fuck?
34:00 <steven_> you
34:00 <faux> You, clearly 
34:00 <nate> hi ya zade best bud
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and as faux said why am I talking about it?
34:00 <Zade> hello nate
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder what our kit will be like for next year?
35:00 <slinky_J> aaaaaaahahahahaha
35:00 <faux> lol.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hope New Balance get rid of the yellow
35:00 <couleurs> agreed.
36:00 <nate> u got to love me harder hooowoowwwee
36:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5qU7p7yOY8
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ariana Grande, The Weeknd - Love Me Harder (Nov 3, 2014) - Category: Music - 134,399,732 views - 904,987 likes (94.1%), 56,723 dislikes (5.9%)
36:00 <nate> kinda gay listening to this song?:)
36:00 <xm> you guys are missing the point. it's not about who owns the wallet and if he's going to get it back, but that this wallet is rich in history... each card tells a story
36:00 <Student> as faux said, very will, someone have lost their mind and relying on someone else's
37:00 <StrykerX> picard
37:00 <StrykerX> I see you cam young girls on MSN
37:00 <StrykerX> This true?
37:00 <picard> St. rykerX:
37:00 <picard> U see?
37:00 <StrykerX> Or you did before it got shut down
37:00 <picard> Wtf u on about
38:00 <faux> gosh this Picard vs stryker shit is so boring 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, the amount of them he has ... I think each one does have it's own story for him ... that's another bantering topic all together
38:00 <picard> StrykerX: is angry he is a bad dad and his kid was taken off him
38:00 <xm> LOL Bastardly_One 
38:00 <faux> rofl.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> why? ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mREmQ4gx9r4
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Гитарист-каратист / Karate guitar (Apr 3, 2012) - Category: Comedy - 77,219 views - 212 likes (95.9%), 9 dislikes (4.1%)
39:00 <faux> Wow
39:00 <faux> cannot sense sarcasm 
39:00 <Zade> lol picard
39:00 <picard> It's true
39:00 <slinky_J> To spaceflight terminal!
39:00 <picard> He has supervised visits
39:00 <simba> picards connected from his mobile to talk about other peoples kids
39:00 <simba> wat else is new
40:00 <StrykerX> LOL
40:00 <StrykerX> Pretty much simba
40:00 <slinky_J> Pretty Much Simba
40:00 <slinky_J> no.1 new sitcom
40:00 <simba> PMS
40:00 <slinky_J> ehehe
41:00 <faux> I'd watch it
42:00 <Vagisil> bingbong
43:00 <[Maverick]> Hey b1... did you ever get to go in the whitehouse when you were in the US? 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> never went to Washington BC ... went to Washington State but I'll humour you
44:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you ask?
45:00 <[Maverick]> I was just wondering 
45:00 <[Maverick]> seems like you have a story for everything 
45:00 <[Maverick]> that's all. 
45:00 <[Maverick]> :D 
45:00 <Zade> haha 
46:00 <amelia> if that isn't passive aggressive then I don't know what is
46:00 <[Maverick]> Why thank you :) 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiight
47:00 <amelia> haha :)
47:00 <Vagisil> lol
49:00 <couleurs> jetstar has tickets 2 japan 4 $700 return 
49:00 <couleurs> for 2 people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <amsy> holry shet
50:00 <Mew> wtf thats amazing
50:00 <picard> Morning
50:00 <amsy> hory****#
50:00 <couleurs> yeh if only i had a japanese friend 2 go with...........
51:00 <faux> LOL
51:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
51:00 <faux> Washington BC
51:00 <faux> BC.
51:00 <nate> how much is it usually?
51:00 <Mew> fly to japan, buy vending machine panties, fly home
51:00 <couleurs> like double 
51:00 <Zade> jetstar is pretty shit on international flights 
51:00 <couleurs> who cares, as long as it don't crash
51:00 <picard> Zade: how are u
52:00 <[Maverick]> BC 
52:00 <faux> lmao
52:00 <[Maverick]> Before Christ 
52:00 <[Maverick]> he was around then 
52:00 <faux> HAHA
52:00 <amsy> ill b ur jepeneesy
52:00 <Zade> hello picard, good ta and yourself?
52:00 <picard> Funking hate irc on iPad
52:00 <nate> no neck rubs couleurs:)
52:00 <picard> Laptop is dead
52:00 <picard> I'm good thanks
52:00 <couleurs> crying
52:00 <amsy> Zade for 700 return for 2 it doesnt really matter does it?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
53:00 <simba> BB1
53:00 <Bastardly_One> DC even
53:00 <slinky_J> wtf is this bs http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/article/2015/02/04/julia-gillard-rushed-hospital-after-overdosing-schadenfreude
53:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't even notice I did that
53:00 <couleurs> tgif
54:00 <faux> I think /comedy kinda gives it awat
54:00 <faux> Away*
54:00 <Doodle> mm vending machine panties
54:00 <amsy> no it isnt!!!!!
54:00 <couleurs> mmm vending machine candy
54:00 <couleurs> -- hommer simspoon
55:00 <Zade> i flew to singapore with jetstar and it was cheap, however quite cramped 
55:00 <couleurs> Fursday!!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> how many hours is it to Japan by plane?
55:00 <Doodle> 43
55:00 <picard> 26
55:00 <amsy> 10 i think
55:00 <Doodle> dont lie picard
55:00 <Mew> 69
55:00 <picard> Via Italy
56:00 <couleurs> amsy wins
56:00 <Doodle> yes plz
56:00 <couleurs> Flawless Victorey.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ten ... and a bit cramped
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, who cares? I can say that because I'm short and not much of me though 
56:00 <picard> Y ask if u knew. Dickhead
56:00 <Doodle> y so srs
56:00 <amsy> i knew
56:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy answered me fuckwit
56:00 <couleurs> yeh that's nothing, just drink a lot and pass out
56:00 <Doodle> me too
57:00 <picard> So did doodle
57:00 <nate> i just played with Doodle all flight
57:00 <nate> dsnap1
57:00 <Doodle> O_o
57:00 <nate> d; SNAPPo ;1
57:00 <Doodle> so it was you
57:00 <couleurs> wake me up when we get 2 disneytokyolend
57:00 <Doodle> i thought it was the burly stewardess
57:00 <Mew> i think nato potato has a bit of a penchant for phallic objects
57:00 <Mew> and the men theyre attached to
57:00 <Doodle> nate 4 cock
58:00 <couleurs> kawaii pinkerchew super nintensdo
58:00 <Doodle> 4 eva
58:00 <picard> Mew
58:00 <nate> i have been called potatey head before;l correct!
58:00 <_nutellafit> NUTELLA DAYYYYY
58:00 <Mew> you should change your nickname to n8
59:00 <sam> DOG SHIT
59:00 <Mew> theres 2 letters that dont even need to be there
59:00 <Doodle> n84ad8
59:00 <amsy> n8m8
59:00 <couleurs> n8like2masterb8
59:00 <Mew> mstr_n8
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <nate> i dont want 2 small things in my life
59:00 <amsy> lol
59:00 <Mew> well if it isnt the man the myth.. THE CLOUD ADONIS
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <simba> dog shit
00:00 <simba> B1{MIA}
00:00 <Mew> WELCOME HOME NIMBUS
00:00 <Doodle> *clod
00:00 <Adonis> dem non existent glutes
00:00 <nate> ohh didnt grow there hey:)
00:00 <Adonis> Nutella is SEX in a jar posted my photo
00:00 <Doodle> everyone knows nutella makes your arse shrink
00:00 <Adonis> I got a new sponsor
00:00 <Adonis> and I got my nutella shirts today
00:00 <Adonis> it's been an amazing day
01:00 <nate> really
01:00 <Mew> im pretty sure every muscle available exists in your physique 
01:00 <nate> nuts?
01:00 <Adonis> WORLD NUTELLA DAY
01:00 <Mew> its like someones stuck a straw up your ass and blew until you were full
01:00 <Adonis> need to be moar full
01:00 <Mew> NO
01:00 <Doodle> Mew: it wasnt a straw
01:00 <Mew> stop
01:00 <Mew> it was a rock lobster?
01:00 <Doodle> maybe!
01:00 <Doodle> dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnn
01:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The B52's - Rock Lobster.mp3 (6.24MB 128kbps Stereo 6:48)
01:00 <Mew> theres a bit that sounds like mewwwwwww
02:00 <Doodle> lolol
02:00 <Mew> shaboopydahp
02:00 <Mew> mewwwwwwwwww
02:00 <Doodle> indeed
02:00 <Doodle> there are no bits that sound like Doodle :/
02:00 <Mew> everybody had matching Doodles
02:00 <Doodle> that would be no fun
03:00 <nate> NOw get to work bitch!
03:00 <nate> sam is your stalker simba
03:00 <faux> B1{washingtonBC}
03:00 <Doodle> like if every girl had the same tits
03:00 <Mew> i was just thinking that lol
03:00 <Doodle> not the same pair to share around obv
03:00 <Mew> the world would just neck itself
03:00 <Doodle> but a pair of their own all the same
03:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Groove Armada - If Everybody Looked the Same.mp3 (8.33MB 128kbps Stereo 9:05)
03:00 <Mew> shazza wouldnt even bother getting her tits out at parties cos everyone already knows whats coming
03:00 <Adonis> lol
03:00 <Doodle> haha
03:00 <Adonis> I was thinking that song
03:00 <Bastardly_One> vaginas need a rule of looking a certain way though
03:00 <Doodle> usually, knowing shazza we can see most of them beforehand anyway
04:00 <nate> ha ha!
04:00 <amsy> ahahahahahah
04:00 <amsy> BC
04:00 <simba> stalker sam
04:00 <Bastardly_One> there are some plain old ugly bashed in munters
04:00 <Doodle> i'm sure it's hard to maintain a gaping axewound to perfection for 70 odd years
04:00 <Bastardly_One> then keep it away from me 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> easy
04:00 <Mew> i think theres innys and outies like belly buttons
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait
05:00 <Doodle> stop trying to pick up grannies in bitch boots
05:00 <Bastardly_One> non comes near me anyway
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <Mew> mines tucked in but theres some that look like their uterus sneezed and some curtains fell out
05:00 <Doodle> yeah
05:00 <Doodle> blown apart
05:00 <Bastardly_One> some of them at the Bingo place are feisty though
05:00 <Doodle> the vaginas?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm ... yeah lemme reword that
05:00 <Mew> what kind of saucy pantsless bingo are you going to
05:00 <Doodle> Mew do you tuck it in before bed
05:00 <Doodle> and read it a story
06:00 <Mew> ben usually tucks it in for me
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus ... I'll shut up again
06:00 <Doodle> hahaha
06:00 <Bastardly_One> for my own sake 
06:00 <Mew> i wouldve thought once would be enough but it happens like 57 times
06:00 <Mew> and then my boobs get all warm
06:00 <Doodle> 'hang on i'm still not tucked in properly'
06:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
06:00 <Doodle> ok
06:00 <Doodle> i get the idea
06:00 <Doodle> like Fiona the moaner
06:00 <Mew> and sometimes my pillow gets little bits of warm on it and i get so devo
06:00 <Doodle> just turn it over
06:00 <Doodle> easy
07:00 <Mew> theres only so many times i can flip a two sided pillow
07:00 <Mew> and its once
07:00 <Doodle> well scrape it off between sleeps
07:00 <Mew> he got it up my nose the other day and in my shock i breathed it up into my brain
07:00 <Doodle> i hope you had a condom on your head
08:00 <slinky_J> butt cam
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Doodle> you'll get stretch marks between your ears if you get pregnant up there
08:00 <[Maverick]> Hahaha 
08:00 <Mew> LOL
08:00 <Mew> how weird would it be if women carried babies in their foreheads
08:00 <Doodle> well
08:00 <Doodle> actually
09:00 <Doodle> no i'm not going to say the rest of that
09:00 <Doodle> it had something to do with mouth fucking tho
09:00 <Mew> go on
09:00 <Mew> youre almost there lol
09:00 <Doodle> thats pretty much it
09:00 <Doodle> anticlimax i know
09:00 <Mew> yeah wtf dont ever do that again
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <Doodle> dont they get angry
09:00 <Doodle> if you leave them high and dry
10:00 <Doodle> rarrrrrrrrrrr
10:00 <Bastardly_One> "you're fucked in the head bitch!" ... DUH, that's why I have a baby in utero on my forehead cunt
11:00 <Doodle> my sisters poodle got spayed today, danced on its hind legs all the way in to the vets office
11:00 <Mew> the midwife sticking her fist in your mouth checking for dilation
11:00 <Doodle> didnt fucking dance out
11:00 <Mew> awwww poor poopoo
11:00 <Doodle> all poodles should be desexed imo
11:00 <Doodle> so they die out
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
11:00 <Doodle> stupid things
12:00 <Doodle> dont get too excited staffys and bulldogs are next on my list
12:00 <Bastardly_One> she could of made a fortune though ... a friend of mine in Melb wants hers to have another littler
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *litter
12:00 <Doodle> yeah theyre worth a lot
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and the male is like ... yeah fuck off
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he's over it ... weirdo
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not just her but all female dogs
13:00 <bee_girl> The Indonesian government this week confirmed the men were to be put to death in the next round of executions.
13:00 <Mew> my grandad told me that when my cat went to the vet to get desexed the vet was gonna slam my cats nuts between two bricks 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so if it was male a mint could of been made
13:00 <Doodle> looool
13:00 <Doodle> thx granddad
13:00 <Mew> i sincerely believed thats what happened til i was like 14
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
13:00 <Doodle> its 2 sledgehammers silly
13:00 <Mew> my grandad is irish they only had bricks in his day
13:00 <Doodle> oh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was a literal nut cracker 
13:00 <Doodle> its 2 potatoes
14:00 <Doodle> fiddle de dee
14:00 <Mew> diddly dee
14:00 <Doodle> kekeke
14:00 <Doodle> why is it spelt irish when its pronounced oirish
14:00 <Dugnuts> heya uglies!
15:00 <Dugnuts> how are you all today
15:00 <slinky_J> woo dlin birdman
15:00 <Doodle> harvey birdman?
15:00 <Mew> ohhhhh harvey birdman!!
15:00 <Mew> i forgot about him
15:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
15:00 <Doodle> best
15:00 <Mew> he was my fav part of that thing
15:00 <Bastardly_One> attorney at law
15:00 <Doodle> adultswim?
15:00 <Mew> with happy tree friends and some other shit
15:00 <Mew> adult swim?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he was the boss
15:00 <Doodle> yeh
15:00 <Mew> yup
15:00 <Doodle> <3 robot chicken too
16:00 <simba> what men
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he had his own series on the cartoon network
16:00 <Mew> never seen dat
16:00 <Doodle> i hate most american comedy
16:00 <Bastardly_One> can still find it 
16:00 <Doodle> aqua teen hunger force is cool too
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and that too is still on somewhere
16:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe GO! in the middle of the night
16:00 <Doodle> yeah
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw Robot Chicken recently
16:00 <Mew> has anyone seen the australian series called Problems? by sam simmons?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law ... not seen that series you should
16:00 <Bastardly_One> classic
16:00 <Mew> it only ran for 4 eps but its so so brilliant lol
16:00 <Doodle> i dont watch tv
17:00 <frayedknot> the 2 ringleaders of the bali 9
17:00 <Mew> ive got it on the HD
17:00 <Doodle> because
17:00 <Doodle> [21:16] <Doodle> i hate most american comedy
17:00 <Mew> it was only on abc for like a month
17:00 <Doodle> australian comedy is usually worse
17:00 <Doodle> unfortunately
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
17:00 <Doodle> hai katatonic_kate01
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
17:00 <Mew> can we pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease do a hdd swap 
17:00 <Doodle> procrastinating
18:00 <simba> ahh 
18:00 <simba> i was worried about them,,,
18:00 <Mew> you have so much music i want 
18:00 <Doodle> i need to shave and shower but my arms and legs are made of jelly
18:00 <Doodle> who
18:00 <Doodle> me?
18:00 <Mew> you obv lol
18:00 <amsy> lol
18:00 <amsy> who....
18:00 <Doodle> lol but all my music is atrocious
18:00 <Mew> it would better both of our lives
19:00 <Doodle> i dunno
19:00 <Doodle> my life is pretty perfect
19:00 <Mew> you dont know atrocious until you've watched Yo! Gabba Gabba for 3 days
19:00 <couleurs> i'm american comedy
19:00 <Doodle> AHAHAHAHAHA kidding
19:00 <Bastardly_One> who hates shaving as much as I do?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG! Mew
19:00 <Doodle> gaaaaabba gaaaabba hey
19:00 <Mew> it'd be easier with some Yo! GHB GHB
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mind that guy though ... but I think he is the bane of every parent in the worl
19:00 <Doodle> lolol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> *world
19:00 <Adonis> mmm ghb
19:00 <Doodle> uh oh
19:00 <Adonis> i have about 250ml of that sitting at home
20:00 <Mew> they have some celebrities on yo gabba gabba lol
20:00 <Doodle> dont mention chemicals around Adonis or he'll wolf the lot
20:00 <Mew> Mos Def does an episode
20:00 <Adonis> you knowit increases GH secretion?
20:00 <Mew> and the ting tings
20:00 <picard> What's a peptide website I can buy from Adonis
20:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Ting Tings - Thats Not My Name.mp3 (8.24MB 128kbps Stereo 9:00)
20:00 <Mew> i thought ghb was the date rape drug lol
20:00 <Mew> ARE YOU A D8 RAPIST
20:00 <Mew> BE HONEST
20:00 <slinky_J> finally got nightcrawler
20:00 <Doodle> he's a drapist
20:00 <slinky_J> dunno y i dl the interview
20:00 <Mew> sticky date rapist
20:00 <Doodle> gonna curtain u beeyatch
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Adonis tell Pictard shit ... anything he wants is to dope horses with 
21:00 <Doodle> ITS DRAPES FOR YOU
21:00 <Doodle> wait
21:00 <Doodle> nm
21:00 <Doodle> .
21:00 <Adonis> lol
21:00 <Mew> check out how hung i am
21:00 <Adonis> premiumpeptides.com
21:00 <Adonis> they'
21:00 <Adonis> re legit
21:00 <Doodle> kekeke
21:00 <Doodle> nice tracks
21:00 <Adonis> but depends on what peps you want
21:00 <picard> Bastardly_One:  you are an unsuccessful greyhound trainer so shut the fuck up
21:00 <Mew> you've got such a smooth rod
21:00 <Doodle> i've just polished it
21:00 <Adonis> just put your horses on equipoise
21:00 <Adonis> (y)
22:00 <picard> Lol
22:00 <Adonis> add a bit of stana
22:00 <Mew> are you a ring man or a tab top man?
22:00 <Doodle> ring obv
22:00 <Doodle> ;)
22:00 <Mew> thought so
22:00 <picard> Can't use roids man, they are banned
22:00 <Doodle> just put your horses on equipoise and soon it will be winning bodybuilding tournaments
22:00 <Adonis> gghey
22:00 <Doodle> and go orange
22:00 <Doodle> and start posing in a gstring
22:00 <Adonis> equipoise is boldenone
22:00 <Adonis> it increases red blood cells
22:00 <Adonis> equipoise is the vet grade
22:00 <Mew> what happens when you stop using all this stuff Adonis?
22:00 <Mew> do you deflate?
23:00 <Doodle> phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht
23:00 <Adonis> nah I get fat
23:00 <Adonis> I'm actually bigger off
23:00 <Doodle> you get fat lol
23:00 <Mew> dont make me run im full of chocolate!!
23:00 <picard> Can't use it. Not even out of competition
23:00 <Doodle> whats that in your books 2% body fat
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and the internal organs he is destroying go into overload trying to work
23:00 <Doodle> lol uber
23:00 <Doodle> uter
23:00 <Adonis> yeah I got measured about 2 months ago I was 4.2
23:00 <Doodle> wevs
23:00 <Adonis> i wanna do DXA though
23:00 <Doodle> please
23:00 <Doodle> do it all
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he is gonna end up like the Ultimate Warrior
24:00 <Adonis> lol
24:00 <Doodle> but less famous
24:00 <Adonis> I can't reallyu do much more than I'm doing
24:00 <Bastardly_One> die at 50 something from no internal organs left
24:00 <Doodle> your parents must be proud of the condom full of walnuts they raised
24:00 <Adonis> lawl
25:00 <Mew> he wont even die he'll just reach 0% body fat and float into the atmosphere to be with all the other clouds
25:00 <Doodle> srsly does your mum just get you to piss in the sink to unclog it
25:00 <Adonis> I'm a unix engineer who is now a manager of a gym and started an online business
25:00 <Doodle> instead of drano?
25:00 <Adonis> I go overseas multiple times a year, have no debts
25:00 <Doodle> who cares if you're dead
25:00 <Adonis> I'm all good
25:00 <Mew> there must be a downfall
26:00 <Mew> oh wait
26:00 <Adonis> actually, buy one of my shirts lol
26:00 <Mew> your taste in women
26:00 <Mew> LOL
26:00 <Doodle> you cant run a business or travel if you've had a stroke and you're cremated
26:00 <Adonis> osnap
26:00 <Adonis> my bloods came back on monday, I'm the healthiest 26 yo the doctor has ever seen
26:00 <Mew> is he new?
26:00 <Doodle> was his name dr oz
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <Adonis> nah but he was smart
26:00 <Adonis> I tried to pass a test to get a prescription for insulin
26:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone is smart compared to you though
27:00 <Adonis> and although my "fasted" blood glucose was 10.3 he checked other hormones
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not the brightest of sparks 
27:00 <Doodle> yeah thats it the diabetics dont need it you may as well have it hey
27:00 <Adonis> then wanted me to do a glucose tollerance test
27:00 <Mew> i love how you dont even care what we're saying lol you're a good irc bickerer
27:00 <Mew> keep it up
27:00 <Mew> OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
27:00 <Adonis> yeah man
27:00 <Doodle> agreed
27:00 <Mew> NOOOOOOOOO
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <Adonis> I don't give a fuck
27:00 <Mew> SHEEEEEE
27:00 <Adonis> lol
27:00 <Mew> DIIIIIIDNT
27:00 <Doodle> he never gets angry with me
27:00 <Doodle> WHY
27:00 <Doodle> you're sposed to roid rage
27:00 <Adonis> just buy my shirt dammit
27:00 <Doodle> it wont fit me
28:00 <Doodle> cos i have a human body
28:00 <Adonis> I'm wearting a xxl 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't even know me and I get involved with random comments here and there
28:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing
28:00 <Doodle> yeah
28:00 <Bastardly_One> no monitor smashing
28:00 <Doodle> i'm a medium
28:00 <Mew> you should teach all the other roided up dickheads to be calm like you
28:00 <Doodle> do they come in medium
28:00 <Doodle> or is that xxl
28:00 <Adonis> I've snapped before
28:00 <Adonis> depends on how many carbs I have
28:00 <Adonis> it's like that snickers ad
28:00 <Mew> LMFAO
28:00 <Doodle> go and have a croissant
28:00 <Adonis> you get angry when you're hungry
28:00 <Doodle> and come back and yell at me
28:00 <Adonis> nutella croissant?
28:00 <Adonis> pls
28:00 <Doodle> no
28:00 <nate> Adonis will go im on irc, no silly questions!
28:00 <Doodle> with POTATO in it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder you cunts try to make a fortune though
29:00 <Doodle> and spaghetti
29:00 <Adonis> nmah in a few days I'll be on halotestin and tren
29:00 <Adonis> so like
29:00 <Doodle> that should be enough carbs
29:00 <Bastardly_One> your food bill a week must be like a grand
29:00 <Adonis> if roid rage exists those are the two 
29:00 <Adonis> I spend 280 a week on meat
29:00 <Doodle> ok come back then
29:00 <Doodle> and we'll argue
29:00 <Mew> will you irc fight us then?
29:00 <Adonis> lol
29:00 <Mew> you should starve yourself of carbs just so we can see your e-game
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd be in jail
29:00 <Adonis> last time I got out the car at the traffic lights and spat at someone
29:00 <Mew> wtf
29:00 <Doodle> loool
29:00 <Adonis> but that cunt owed me money
30:00 <Bastardly_One> or do a Chris Benoit
30:00 <Doodle> oh
30:00 <Mew> thats a scraggy female move
30:00 <Doodle> well thats ok, standard debt collection procedure
30:00 <Mew> not a tanned cloud move
30:00 <Adonis> well that was the "angry" me
30:00 <Adonis> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10955689_938566159501308_6633716802529859837_n.jpg?oh=09efbb3f04b8241c7e3c808387cff1e3&oe=554BDD0F
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I've heard roids are a big business in Syd 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> is that true?
30:00 <Adonis> now buy my shirt
30:00 <Adonis> yes
31:00 <Adonis> very big
31:00 <Bastardly_One> like avail at most gyms and shit 
31:00 <Mew> id expect you to lean lazily to the left and smashed your foot through their window and right through their whole skull
31:00 <Mew> smash*
31:00 <Adonis> oh I kick people out of my gym if they try to do any deals
31:00 <Adonis> I have cameras here
31:00 <Adonis> dumb fucks
31:00 <Mew> like with your actual foot?
31:00 <Adonis> if the cops come
31:00 <Bastardly_One> which one are you?
31:00 <Adonis> left
31:00 <Adonis> black shirt
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not half as bad as I imagined
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... still 
32:00 <Adonis> cool... so it's $25 for a shirt\
32:00 <Adonis> you cna paypal me
32:00 <Mew> are you hitting on Adonis 
32:00 <Adonis> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I imagined a grotesque Arnie type
32:00 <Mew>  mancrush
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh but Nate will be fapping rn
32:00 <Mew> what shirt
32:00 <Adonis> oh so you want a comp photo?
32:00 <Mew> i can see an extremely stretched supre singlet
32:00 <Adonis> the nutella built my body shirt
33:00 <Mew> no shirts
33:00 <picard> Bastardly_One:  will fuck u Adonis, be careful
33:00 <Adonis> lol
33:00 <Adonis> I've worn supre clothes once
33:00 <Mew> LOL
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Adonis, nuh I'll be right 
33:00 <Adonis> the chick looked at me and was urrrrh
33:00 <Mew> guyth guyth look at my thpagetti thtrapth
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that just doesn't look typically grotesque
33:00 <Adonis> it was for charity
33:00 <Dugnuts> HAHAHAHHAA
33:00 <Dugnuts> oh i love its always sunny
33:00 <Dugnuts> hilarious
34:00 <Adonis> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10428702_10205479071118850_937232079800445300_n.jpg?oh=5b85e1d509ee5eb88ab8cc36d190bb34&oe=555CBADB&__gda__=1430819810_2174e10cd5fa684e56d3785649025d47 I do stuff like this for charity
34:00 <Mew> foofieeeeeeeee
34:00 <Mew> welcome to #cloudhour
34:00 <Adonis> we handed out $1000 worth of chocolate and kids toys to the local kids and donated to the giving trees and shit
34:00 <Mew> we're critiquing Adonis 
34:00 <Dugnuts> does that mean everyone is smoking meth for an hour?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> elf = homo
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy is a raging poof right?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> on the far right
35:00 <Mew> pretty sure everyone would be dead if they smoked meth for a whole hour
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <Dugnuts> sorry, you just said cloud hour
35:00 <Dugnuts> i know clouds is slang for smokin meth
35:00 <Mew> its also the shape of Adonis' muscles
36:00 <faux> MEWMEW
36:00 <Dugnuts> ?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> does injecting steroids decrease your penis size?
36:00 <Dugnuts> weird
36:00 <Dugnuts> nah
36:00 <faux> should put foofie on highlight 
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <Dugnuts> testes tho
36:00 <Dugnuts> yes
36:00 <faux> Who's on steroids 
36:00 <picard> Me
36:00 <Dugnuts> yomamma
36:00 <Adonis> me
36:00 <Adonis> lol
36:00 <Mew> Adonis but hes using the code word "nutella"
36:00 <faux> oh
36:00 <Adonis> nah I eat a fuck load of nutella
36:00 <faux> Hi Aaron 
37:00 <Adonis> ohai
37:00 <Adonis> long time
37:00 <faux> Badly
37:00 <Mew> see?
37:00 <Mew> "nutella built my body"
37:00 <Mew> "i eat a fuck load of nutella"
37:00 <faux> Isn't today international nutella day 
37:00 <Adonis> yeah
37:00 <faux> Nom
37:00 <Adonis> my shirts arrived today
37:00 <Adonis> so selling them
37:00 <Adonis> lol
37:00 <faux> I haven't had it in about 3 months
37:00 <faux> :'(
37:00 <Adonis> WHAT??
37:00 <faux> Want
37:00 <Adonis> I have hook ups
37:00 <faux> Yah. Been eating healthy 
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <Adonis> I get it for $2 a tub
38:00 <faux> I havent had sugar 
38:00 <Adonis> I'll send you some
38:00 <faux> No! Bad influence gtfo
38:00 <Adonis> :(
38:00 <Mew> SABOTAGE
38:00 <Adonis> I eat nutella and lose weight
38:00 <faux> is it all you eat though 
38:00 <Adonis> nah
38:00 <Mew> #cloudlife
38:00 <faux> I don't train as much as you though so I'd get a nutella butt
39:00 <faux> And gut
39:00 <Adonis> I only train an hour a day
39:00 <faux> Yeah ew I don't 
39:00 <Adonis> I don't do any cardio though
39:00 <faux> 30 at most 
39:00 <picard> Roids do the rest lol
39:00 <Adonis> roids help
39:00 <Mew> nutella picard, nutella
39:00 <Adonis> not gonna lie
39:00 <picard> Lol
39:00 <faux> How do you lose weight without cardio
39:00 <Adonis> but AAS doesn't do much
39:00 <B1{MIA}> makes sense
39:00 <faux> What are you eating 
39:00 <Adonis> macros 
39:00 <picard> What do u pay for a bottle?
40:00 <Adonis> why
40:00 <Mew> hes considering it now lol
40:00 <Adonis> lol
40:00 <B1{MIA}> or else he'd be training 5 hrs plus a day 7 days a week
40:00 <Adonis> noone can beat my prices
40:00 <faux> Imagine how big Picard's head would be on roids
40:00 <B1{MIA}> anyway ... bbs
40:00 <Mew> but maybe.. maybe i can be a cloud too!!!!
40:00 <B1{MIA}> lol faux
40:00 <picard> Just asking what it's worth on the black market
40:00 <Adonis> welll
40:00 <Adonis> brewer price is like $40-$60
40:00 <Adonis> reseller is aboput $90
40:00 <faux> Why is it a black market
40:00 <picard> A bottle?
40:00 <faux> Racist
40:00 <Adonis> I hear cunts paying 
40:00 <Adonis> $200
40:00 <Adonis> yes, a vial
40:00 <Adonis> 10ml vial
41:00 <picard> De a?
41:00 <picard> Deca?
41:00 <faux> Do you inject it in your butt
41:00 <Mew> just plug it
41:00 <nate> i do:)
41:00 <Adonis> I had michelle do it for me last night
41:00 <faux> Pics
41:00 <Mew> LMFAO
41:00 <Dugnuts> you would be a plugger mew
41:00 <picard> I love an injection in my butt
41:00 <Adonis> I do chest, glutes, quads, lats, delts, rear delts
41:00 <Mew> love a good plugging
41:00 <faux> quinoa!!!!!
41:00 <Adonis> ewww
41:00 <amelia> couscous :D:D 
41:00 <Adonis> and there will never be any pics of me injecting
42:00 <faux> Hai gurl hai.
42:00 <Adonis> I will say everything, but it's all hearsay
42:00 <Adonis> no proof of amnything
42:00 <amelia> wots up buttercup
42:00 <Dugnuts> thats right
42:00 <Dugnuts> everyone Adonis says is complete bs
42:00 <faux> Why not I've seen your butt before
42:00 <Dugnuts> just remember that
42:00 <Mew> do you feel like a junkie when you shoot up?
42:00 <Mew> and do you get tracks like junkies?
42:00 <Mew> (genuine questions)
42:00 <amelia> wotchu mean
42:00 <faux> Not much Amelia I'm snuggled in me blanket 
42:00 <faux> N u?
42:00 <Adonis> nah depends on the guage of the needle you use
42:00 <amelia> awww sounds fun
42:00 <Adonis> it can leave like a hole
42:00 <faux> Oh the butt thing was to Adonis lol
43:00 <Adonis> lol I need to do my right glute tonight
43:00 <amelia> jus chillin, its only 6.30pm here :D
43:00 <Adonis> I'll do a snapchat
43:00 <Mew> do you do it in the same spot?
43:00 <Adonis> but that's it
43:00 <Adonis> nah
43:00 <faux> I don't have u on snapchat
43:00 <Adonis> that's how you get scar tissue
43:00 <Adonis> it hurts
43:00 <faux> Oh you're in perf quinelia?
43:00 <partay> picard does have a XXL sized head 
43:00 <amelia> sure is
43:00 <faux> Sweet
43:00 <Mew> yeah and remember that hell manky part in requiem for a dream
43:00 <nate> for Adonis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckw_U86ordc
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Top Gun-Take my breath away (Dec 13, 2009) - Category: Entertainment - 13,203,765 views - 30,053 likes (98.2%), 554 dislikes (1.8%)
43:00 <faux> Its weird knowing the sun is still up there 
43:00 <Mew> aint nobody got time fo dat
43:00 <Mew> whats your snapchat?
43:00 <faux> And I'm ready to fall asleep
43:00 <amelia> ahah yah shining bright
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <Adonis> gs69azza
44:00 <amelia> mmmm sleep
44:00 <faux> K 
44:00 <Adonis> I'll do a snapchat of it hanging in there
44:00 <slinky_J> matthew milat
44:00 <Adonis> that'll be it
44:00 <Adonis> lol
44:00 <slinky_J> axe ya mate milat
44:00 <faux> Don't give mine to anyone on here pls
44:00 <Adonis> I'll use a 243
44:00 <Adonis> 23
44:00 <faux> Cos ew @ stalkers
44:00 <Adonis> I'm never on here
44:00 <nate> give it to me!!!!
44:00 <Adonis> Im about to delete fb as I go into the last 4 weeks of prep
44:00 <Adonis> so I need more entertianment
45:00 <Mew> faux have you got rosievan on snapchat?
45:00 <faux> Nah whodat
45:00 <Adonis> i dont know who is who
45:00 <Adonis> so I accepted both
45:00 <Mew> some funny slut
45:00 <Mew> im titsmcgee696
45:00 <faux> Mine starts with s
45:00 <faux> Ok
45:00 <Adonis> oh
45:00 <faux> Well now u now
45:00 <faux> Know
45:00 <nate> lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <Adonis> well that's easy
45:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <Adonis> lol
45:00 <Mew> oh add me too faux!!!!!!
45:00 <faux> lmao
46:00 <faux> OK adding you now
46:00 <Mew> weeeooo
46:00 <nate> isnt this lovely, toilet shots for everyone
46:00 <amsy> add me!!!!
46:00 <faux> I'm so boring on snapchat
46:00 <Adonis> wait
46:00 <Mew> omg add rosievan too and look at her snap story today
46:00 <Adonis> I'll go do a shot now
46:00 <Mew> both of u
46:00 <faux> Who is it mew
46:00 <Mew> before u shoot up
46:00 <Adonis> it's just a gh one
46:00 <Adonis> so it's in my delt
46:00 <Adonis> brb
47:00 <Mew> i dunno she had some video on facebook of her looking all nice and shes like "hey guys.. im just.. TAKING A MASSIVE SHIT" and it shows that shes on the toilet
47:00 <Mew> shes pretty funny
47:00 <faux> Oh
47:00 <faux> I think I've seen that
47:00 <faux> On fb
48:00 <Dugnuts> sup fuglies
48:00 <Dugnuts> except you gorgeous, you know who you are ;)
48:00 <picard> Mmmmmmmm
48:00 <faux> Aarons snaps are gonna be moisty
48:00 <partay> mew... another poo analogy
49:00 <faux> I HATE people who's snaps are like 2 seconds 
49:00 <faux> HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO ANALYSE THE PHOTO
49:00 <couleurs> bye picard u old bald peas of sheet
49:00 <faux> U CUNTS
49:00 <partay> lol
49:00 <nate> partay u on snapchat u'd have a hot arse
49:00 <partay> hahaha
49:00 <partay> no
49:00 <faux> Mmm partays ass
50:00 <Dugnuts> so, wednesday = dead day around here?
50:00 <amelia> stop
50:00 <amelia> I'm blushing
50:00 <Mew> when i first got snapchat i tried to send a photo of my boobs to my friend and i accidently set it as my story for a whole fucking day lmao
51:00 <simba> hump day
51:00 <partay> re snapchat mew
51:00 <couleurs> sounds like a good book
51:00 <Mew> thanks im about to write the second chapter
51:00 <Mew> take a seat
52:00 <Dugnuts> i wish i was humping
52:00 <Dugnuts> oh wait
52:00 <Dugnuts> i guess everyone else is
52:00 <Dugnuts> second chapter of your boobs?
52:00 <Seacow> 3>goes online
52:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
52:00 <Seacow> 3>see only cunts
52:00 <Dugnuts> bloody kids with their snapchats
52:00 <nate> shoot a big load at partay
52:00 <Adonis> and that's how you inject your chest faux 
53:00 <matrix> hump day
53:00 <matrix> Meh no humping here
53:00 <Adonis> was it 2 sec?
53:00 <Seacow> 3>same_shit_different_day.py
53:00 <Adonis> fuck
53:00 <Mew> quick inject again
53:00 <Adonis> lol pyhton
53:00 <Adonis> yeah nah
53:00 <partay> nate please back up
53:00 <Mew> for 89 seconds this time
53:00 <nate> seacow sure was depressed;l
53:00 <Adonis> tomoprrow
53:00 <Adonis> I do 4 of those a day
53:00 <Mew> do a little dance so the syringe jiggles
53:00 <Adonis> that was my 4th
53:00 <partay> mew k go
53:00 <Mew> kgo wot
53:00 <nate> back up onto you partay?
53:00 <partay> kgo snapchat mewns 
53:00 <partay> mewbs
54:00 <Adonis> who is the tit one?
54:00 <Mew> you dont even have snapchat!!!!!!!!
54:00 <Adonis> they got a photo of my abs
54:00 <Adonis> lol
54:00 <Mew> me
54:00 <Adonis> well then
54:00 <Adonis> that wasmy abs
54:00 <Mew> did you enjoy my response
54:00 <Adonis> I lol'd
54:00 <Adonis> strong close up
54:00 <amelia> snapchat sounds lame
54:00 <partay>  dont have it no.. but post anyway
54:00 <amelia> HERE LOOK @ MY BOOBS
54:00 <Mew> i like it up close and personal
54:00 <amelia> hayyy look @ my abs
54:00 <[Maverick]> BOOBS 
54:00 <nate> amelia its usally people doing a crap ;l
54:00 <[Maverick]> WHERE 
55:00 <nate> dry hump ?
55:00 <matrix> Not even
55:00 <nate> amuse me alittle
55:00 <Dugnuts> hehem
55:00 <Dugnuts> wait for it
55:00 <[Maverick]> SHOW THEM TOOOO MEEEE
55:00 <Adonis> I get boob pics all the time
55:00 <Dugnuts> i cant see any abs or bobos
55:00 <[Maverick]>  I don't 
55:00 <Dugnuts> boobs even
55:00 <Mew> youve seen ENOUGH [Maverick] 
55:00 <amelia> jus sounds like a whole lot of attention seeking
55:00 <amelia> but whatever floats ya boats
55:00 <Adonis> yeah man
55:00 <Adonis> anyways it's 5 mins till I close the gym
55:00 <Adonis> time to do some work
55:00 <[Maverick]> I haven't seen ANY mew 
55:00 <Adonis> BUY MY SHIRTS
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock pics or get the fuck out
56:00 <Dugnuts> it'll be worth it i promise
56:00 <Dugnuts> ok
56:00 <Dugnuts> LADIES AND JERK
56:00 <Dugnuts> TONIGHT WE PRESENT, THE AMAAAAAZING GUSTO!!!!!
56:00 <nate> cock snaps
56:00 <Fiona> lol
56:00 <Dugnuts> so
56:00 <Dugnuts> anyone else watching the flash?
56:00 <faux> Wtf adonis
56:00 <faux> Thay made me feel ill
56:00 <nate> Dugnuts i will flash u no worries
56:00 <faux> Also lol http://www.mtv.com.au/drake/news/watch-drake-ariana-grande-iggy-azalea-read-mean-tweets-about-themselves
57:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITuOddPeYoc
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Britney Spears - I Love Rock 'N' Roll (Oct 25, 2009) - Category: Music - 12,536,057 views - 37,322 likes (84.9%), 6,631 dislikes (15.1%)
57:00 <amelia> oh dear
57:00 <Mew> whats your snappy faux?
57:00 <amelia> is that the one with wiz khalifa or whatever his name is
57:00 <amelia> and lookin like a homeless woman
57:00 <faux> Haha yes
57:00 <faux> Mew I added u
57:00 <amelia> bwahhaha I lost my shit to that, it was way too accurate
58:00 <matrix> blood Britney
58:00 <nate> lol
58:00 <matrix> bloody*
58:00 <nate> i love sucking pole
58:00 <Dugnuts> oh
58:00 <nate> so put another in my hand baby
58:00 <Dugnuts> well thats good
58:00 <Dugnuts> coz gustos act was dick tricks
58:00 <amelia> nate remix
58:00 <faux> Badly
58:00 <Adonis> lol you asked
58:00 <faux> Yeah but I asked for pics of your butt
58:00 <Mew> does yours have a 69 in it too?
58:00 <Adonis> oh
58:00 <faux> Not needles in your chest
58:00 <faux> No mewmew
58:00 <Adonis> I thought you meant injecting into my butt
58:00 <faux> I'll pm u
58:00 <Adonis> lol
58:00 <faux> LOL
58:00 <Adonis> if you want butt
58:00 <Adonis> 1 moment
58:00 <Adonis> doing some counting
58:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
59:00 <Dugnuts> omg he totally does
59:00 <faux> Woot
59:00 <Dugnuts> he looks so much like a homeless woman
59:00 <Doodle> fauxypoos
59:00 <Doodle> <3
59:00 <amelia> ahahahahha 100% homeless woman
59:00 <faux> Hey!
59:00 <faux> <3
59:00 <Doodle> hows you
00:00 <nate> beautiful night tonight, i will have to go for a stroll at some point
00:00 <nate> like dis woop woop
00:00 <faux> I'm ok
00:00 <faux> Cold
00:00 <Doodle> cold?
00:00 <faux> Loving this weather 
00:00 <Doodle> its warm here
00:00 <Doodle> my cockles are toasty
00:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
00:00 <Dugnuts> nothing stops psy dancing
00:00 <faux> Its 20 here but its Kewl
00:00 <partay> 20 isnt cold
01:00 <Doodle> 16 here
01:00 <Doodle> but i just had a shower so i'm hot
01:00 <faux> Yeah you are
01:00 <Mew> you steamy fucker
01:00 <partay> youre King Doodle for a reason
01:00 <Doodle> gross
02:00 <slinky_J> aha
02:00 <Mew> KD Wang
02:00 <Doodle> dont be revolting
02:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <simba> GO DA POWA
03:00 <amsy> so when do the boob pics start?
03:00 <partay> starts with you amsy
03:00 <slinky_J> yer amz where r ur boob pics
03:00 <Doodle> who's taking pics
03:00 <Doodle> amsy's not that kind of girl
04:00 <Doodle> she is spreadeagled or nothing
04:00 <Mew> lmfao
04:00 <amsy> lmao
04:00 <Doodle> so i've heard
04:00 <partay> amsy has itty bitty tittys
05:00 <Dugnuts> EVERYONE
05:00 <Dugnuts> shhh
05:00 <IAmSpeed> Wait a second...
05:00 <amsy> hahaha
05:00 <Doodle> big ones small ones who cares
05:00 <amsy> yeah theyre tiny
05:00 <Doodle> as long as there are at least 2
05:00 <Maurice> Some as big as your head
05:00 <partay> im partial to smaller bewbs
05:00 <Doodle> same
05:00 <Doodle> tho all my exes have had huge gazungas
05:00 <Doodle> oh wait not all
05:00 <Doodle> one was an a cup
06:00 <stebie> D:
06:00 <Doodle> it was stebie
06:00 <stebie> it's true
06:00 <Dugnuts> ive had a pretty good mix of boob sizes with my exes
06:00 <nate> stebie is a boob?
06:00 <Dugnuts> and overall i prefer b cups
06:00 <Doodle> they are sexy tho so its ok
06:00 <Dugnuts> definitely my fav
06:00 <stebie> :>
06:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
06:00 <nate> u got some doodle on you
06:00 <Maurice> Thankfully I've never had a relationship with someone who had bigger boobs than me
06:00 <Dugnuts> cuddling a doodle
06:00 <Doodle> lol Maurice
06:00 <Doodle> swing by
07:00 <Maurice> On my way
07:00 <Doodle> woo
07:00 <Mew> i think C cups are perf
07:00 <Maurice> Warm up my side of the bed
07:00 <Doodle> its too hot
07:00 <Maurice> Then cool it down
07:00 <faux> A surfboard has bigger tits than you 
07:00 <Doodle> uh
07:00 <faux> eheuheeh
07:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <Doodle> o lawdy
07:00 <partay> mew but yure bias as you have delightful bewbs
07:00 <Mew> when the walls see your chest they get super jealous
08:00 <faux> mews boobs are hnnngg
08:00 <Doodle> so are yours
08:00 <Doodle> ;)
08:00 <faux> Sh
08:00 <Maurice> I could use Mews bras as sunhats
08:00 <Doodle> no!
08:00 <Mew> mine arent C cups lol but i think C is the perfect size
08:00 <Maurice> Maybe a shade sail
08:00 <faux> Parachute fuck yeah
08:00 <Doodle> i'm kind of scared of Mew's rack now
08:00 <matrix> The perfect size is whatever you have been given
08:00 <Doodle> agreed matrix
08:00 <faux> Don't be its spectacular 
08:00 <Doodle> be thankful dammit
09:00 <Doodle> think of the poor starving kids in africa with banana boobs
09:00 <matrix> Ultimately who cares anyway.  It's the mind that is important
09:00 <Maurice> Lol
09:00 <faux> .
09:00 <faux> Get out
09:00 <Doodle> :D
09:00 <Mew> LOL
09:00 <Maurice> Sif it's the mind
09:00 <Doodle> the mind lol
09:00 <faux> Lol
09:00 <matrix> meh
09:00 <Doodle> if its in their breasts
09:00 <Mew> you cant fuck the mind
09:00 <Mew> or cum on the mind
09:00 <Doodle> well
09:00 <matrix> I should of expected that on irc
09:00 <faux> lmao
09:00 <matrix> wrong mew
09:00 <Doodle> we had a convo about that earlier
09:00 <Maurice> Only if you cut the head open first
09:00 <faux> Mindfuck
09:00 <matrix> You can fuck the mind easily
10:00 <nate> where is the legend digi these days
10:00 <Mew> LOL
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <Mew> FOREHEAD UTERUS'
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> skull fuck?
10:00 <partay> its all about them will to wear a load on the face... thats true love
10:00 <matrix> It is so much more intense when you get in someone's head
10:00 <Doodle> looooooooooool
10:00 <faux> I'm vomming at matrix fucking anything 
10:00 <DoC> katatonic_kate01!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <amsy> who is it...
10:00 <amsy> i still dont know
10:00 <matrix> But didn't expect anyone here to get that
10:00 <Doodle> [21:08] <Doodle> you'll get stretch marks between your ears if you get pregnant up there
10:00 <DoC> LOL
10:00 <matrix> faux don't pretend to know me
10:00 <faux> lmao
10:00 <faux> What
10:00 <faux> I say the exact same thing to you
10:00 <Mew> i just coughed up the afterbirth
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL@mew
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> <3
11:00 <Student> check the ban list
11:00 <Doodle> thats tea sorted
11:00 <Maurice> Lollll Doodle
11:00 <faux> LOL
11:00 <Doodle> hahaha
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <Maurice> Silly Suze
11:00 <Doodle> suze! suze!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you cough me up a gold watch ?
11:00 <Doodle> not with her mouth katatonic_kate01
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn
11:00 <faux> Squat n coff
11:00 <Mew> "ohhhhh have you just had a baby? your forehead is hanging down to your chin"
11:00 <Doodle> plip
11:00 <faux> Foomp
11:00 <Doodle> *tinkle*
11:00 <faux> Oh there's my sandiech 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
11:00 <faux> Which,
11:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
11:00 <Mew> you could clip it back like those cool fringes in the late 90s
11:00 <faux> -h
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> a fringe so high you could surf it
12:00 <Doodle> i thought that said fridges
12:00 <Doodle> :/
12:00 <faux> heh heh
12:00 <faux> Cool fridges
12:00 <Doodle> i think its senility
12:00 <Doodle> who the fuck are you people
12:00 <Mew> http://www.neurologyindia.com/articles/2010/58/5/images/ni_2010_58_5_815_72206_f1.jpg
12:00 <Mew> this guys in the third trimester for sure
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> so much hair spray that you couldn't go anywhere near an open flame
13:00 <Doodle> looool
13:00 <faux> Is that beehhh
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
13:00 <Doodle> yes
13:00 <Mew> his nostrils have dilated
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH have you seen this
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
13:00 <Doodle> better be nudes
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6085/6070421867_5a1910a6a6_z.jpg
14:00 <Mew> LMAO
14:00 <faux> Fucking gross
14:00 <faux> :'(
14:00 <Mew> that looks like slinky_J and his shitty attempt at eating a donut
14:00 <Mew> with his mind
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <faux> He looks like if you poke him he'll explode with pus
14:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/1377425_822577351148206_4687856014314362179_n.jpg?oh=2fa3872169719a3e5be91fbdea5b6297&oe=556B10A1
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/adam/79429b93692e95c726ee124443fbd161/donut-head-bagel-3.jpg
15:00 <matrix> digi was in Syd this afternoon
15:00 <nate> i need a b1 and digi battle!
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> she has been skull fucked...
15:00 <Mew> LOL WTF
15:00 <Mew> are they part of a cult
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah google donut head
15:00 <amelia> dem teeth
15:00 <amsy> gross
15:00 <Mew> LMAO
15:00 <Doodle> no thx
15:00 <Mew> you could fit in the hole now
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> they inject water i think into their forehead 
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <Doodle> pity it isnt heroin
15:00 <Sponge> where can I see the pilot isis put to sleep?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ doodle
16:00 <nate> ahh thems the days
16:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:00 <Doodle> Sponge: the news
16:00 <Mew> imagine if it was heroin lol
16:00 <Sponge> i dont see the video
16:00 <Mew> shes not even wearing contacts
16:00 <Mew> just severely off her dick
16:00 <Doodle> well its probably been removed cos its revolting
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://gaijinass.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/photos-by-keroppy-maeda-01.jpg?w=510
16:00 <Sponge> it's not even on liveleak
16:00 <Mew> what the fuuuuuuuuuck
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird, fucking, weird
17:00 <Mew> i cant believe how close this is to forehead babies
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> please make my head look like a donut
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm so… pretty!
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <Doodle> maybe now daddy will love me
18:00 <Mew> i wanna grab two of them by the hair and smash their faces together to see if they burst into confetti
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <Doodle> well clearly they like pain so theyre more likely to burst into song
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think it would be a watery mess
19:00 <[Maverick]> Don't set B1 off.. He has been quiet 
19:00 <[Maverick]> It's been bliss 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> followed by a lot of snarling 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> then they would turn into bats and fly away
19:00 <Doodle> and you'd be left in a puddle of weird
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> "look into my eyes, not around the eyes… you are now a vampire"
19:00 <Mew> hahaha
19:00 <Mew> mine MINE
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <Mew> hisssssss
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
20:00 <StrykerX> B1's busy at his local cop shop
20:00 <StrykerX> Handing in a wallet he kept for a day which could possibly lead to theft charges
20:00 <Doodle> i'm so hard now
20:00 <Mew> you would be
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm down tiger
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> keep it in the pants
21:00 <Doodle> lol also thats a lie
21:00 <Doodle> i'm not wearing pants
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> boners don't lie!
21:00 <Doodle> damn
21:00 <Mew> lying about a lie
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> creates a boner?
21:00 <Dugnuts> thats the only way to keep lies in check
21:00 <Doodle> confused boner
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> man, i've got penis envy right now!
21:00 <Dugnuts> you dont go admitting to them
21:00 <Dugnuts> you just lie some more
22:00 <nate> is he riding his electric wheel chair down there?
22:00 <Doodle> i like telling them
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
22:00 <Doodle> they should know
22:00 <Mew> do you ever stretch your clit out as far as it goes and pretend you have a little cock?
22:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/l/t1.0-9/10421269_1537883419826102_3695768144494862614_n.jpg?oh=45b1d8a55a8dacec63770ffa12730df1&oe=5548B2CB
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> women instantly know when men lie anyways
22:00 <slinky_J> aawww ow sah cute
22:00 <Doodle> yes Mew
22:00 <Mew> me 2
22:00 <Doodle> all the time
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
22:00 <Doodle> hngggg
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want 2 now
22:00 <Doodle> i am
23:00 <simba> beehh digi chris all gone 4 a bit
23:00 <Mew> i imagine that theres this tribe of tiny shetland people and they all fear the clitcock
23:00 <Doodle> loool
23:00 <Doodle> why shetland
23:00 <Mew> cos shetlands are small
23:00 <Mew> smaller than normal
23:00 <Doodle> not the people
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO @ the clitcock
23:00 <Mew> horses
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
24:00 <nate> i made some lamb chops but i didnt drain the fat off
24:00 <nate> for shame
24:00 <Dugnuts> did you cook them in a frypan or something?
24:00 <nate> nah in a pot
24:00 <nate> in the oven
24:00 <nate> so i used a spoon to scoop some of the fat away lol
24:00 <amelia> oh that made me shudder
24:00 <Doodle> ponies?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah they are these peeps mew
24:00 <Mew> yeah shetland ponies
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 sec
24:00 <Doodle> ok
24:00 <Doodle> carry on
24:00 <Mew> but people
24:00 <Doodle> pony people?
24:00 <Mew> 1/2 size pony people
24:00 <Doodle> good grief
25:00 <Doodle> brb washing machine is leaving without me
25:00 <Mew> ride it cowboi
26:00 <StrykerX> IRC like a pro
26:00 <partay> my cockwarmer will be ding just that
26:00 <partay> doing*
27:00 <Doodle> she said she will be home soon
27:00 <partay> she's showering
27:00 <Mew> and that shes keen to get down with her hallway filler
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <partay> lol
27:00 <Doodle> partay's no more gaps
28:00 <slinky_J> nothing like injecting lamb fat into your armpits
28:00 <StrykerX> thats hot
28:00 <Mew> the corridor cleaner
28:00 <Mew> az cum to kleen ze korridor
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin computer
28:00 <Doodle> dont blame the computer
28:00 <Mew> kick it in the magnet
28:00 <Doodle> blame all the horseporn on it
28:00 <partay> pebkac
28:00 <slinky_J> clitcock
28:00 <Mew> THATS NOT A WORD PARTAY
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> PAR TAY!
28:00 <partay> its an ancronym
28:00 <slinky_J> the unly cock u can suck and not feel gay for
29:00 <slinky_J> only*
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <Doodle> slllllllllllllllllllp
29:00 <Mew> its an anchornimble
29:00 <partay> slinky_J its better when you stfu
29:00 <Mew> you wouldnt understand
29:00 <partay> the adults are talking
30:00 <Student> nothing like beating up a guy with armpits injected with lamb fat
30:00 <slinky_J> :~
30:00 <Mew> that just reminded me
30:00 <Mew> we get heaps of tourists through my work and about 0 of them can pronounce yiros
30:00 <partay> mew ive just inspected the cockwarmer.... it's fresh and ready to get destroyed 
31:00 <Mew> yesterday i had a pommy couple ask for 2 LAMB GYRATORS
31:00 <Doodle> dont break it
31:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
31:00 <Mew> i lost it lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
31:00 <Doodle> then nobody else can use it
31:00 <Dugnuts> im imagining lamb strippers
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <Doodle> they sound delicious
31:00 <partay> mew you work in a sex shop ?
31:00 <Mew> i imagined 2 lambs spinning on some kind of anal probe
31:00 <Mew> like a yiros thing
31:00 <Mew> but sad lambs
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm imagining the cunt smasher dressed up in a lamb suit
31:00 <Dugnuts> ewww
31:00 <Doodle> i'm coming by for some gyrators Mew
31:00 <matrix> lol
32:00 <slinky_J> Criminal Minds: IRC
32:00 <matrix> It's because of how it's spelt
32:00 <Mew> me and my boss called them gyrators all day today lol
32:00 <Doodle> tell the ferry to get a proper ramp
32:00 <Mew> might even change the menu
32:00 <Mew> okay hang on
32:00 <matrix> I saw an Asian place spell it yeeros
32:00 <matrix> Instead of gyros
32:00 <Mew> yeah GFresh do a yeeros seasoning
32:00 <matrix> bloody hell.   it's only Greek
33:00 <Dugnuts> maurice AND Devil_Girl
33:00 <Dugnuts> crazy
33:00 <matrix> It isn't that hard
33:00 <Doodle> pardon me old chap my wife and i would like to partake in some of your delicious lamb gyrators
33:00 <Doodle> toodle pip
33:00 <Doodle> etc
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
33:00 <Mew> those were the best lamb gyrators we've ever had thank u so much
33:00 <Mew> we'll be back
33:00 <Doodle> TELL YOUR FRIENDS
33:00 <matrix> lol
34:00 <nate> hi doodle happy 69th birthday
34:00 <Doodle> ty
34:00 <Mew> https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbMYGzdIL1e23TqscsJ2tdLA8fojfZQTjs2oklu8fB01XeP7kn
34:00 <Mew> double donut
35:00 <Doodle> omg
35:00 <Doodle> double donut denzel
35:00 <slinky_J> doodle are you looking forward to free Big Mac sauce from maccas
35:00 <Mew> LMFAO
35:00 <Doodle> is that code
35:00 <slinky_J> nuh
35:00 <Mew> foxy lerv
35:00 <Doodle> i dont eat maccas much really
35:00 <slinky_J> some time they're going to give out bottles of it
35:00 <slinky_J> same
35:00 <Doodle> oic
35:00 <slinky_J> but big mac sauce nom nom
35:00 <Doodle> yeah it is nice
35:00 <slinky_J> take it to a chinese restaurant and bus that shit out on your noodlez!
35:00 <Doodle> its probably made out of children
36:00 <slinky_J> can only hope
36:00 <Doodle> or kittens
36:00 <Doodle> or both
36:00 <slinky_J> both!
36:00 <Mew> chittens
36:00 <Doodle> they couldnt really call it kid n kitten sauce i guess
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> babies probably
36:00 <Mew> the offspring of the 1/2 pony shetland tribe
36:00 <Doodle> haha
36:00 <slinky_J> bitten's magic yum sauce
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not a fan of a big mac actually
37:00 <Mew> big mac was a famous child kitten who had elephantiasis of the calves 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <Mew> ive only ever had one once
38:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1526774_1113395272010298_2042338798198473292_n.png?oh=e8924e36abd5b9c016a645f491a4d78f&oe=55630DF6&__gda__=1431482751_a7dc6fee77ed6ec4992f09b80f0881de lel
38:00 <Mew> it was pretty good though
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <Mew> shits about to get real folks
38:00 <Mew> strap yourselves on
38:00 <Mew> i mean in
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> on
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> like donkey kong
39:00 <Mew> Bonny` definitely takes the cake for biggest gyrating dildo
39:00 <Mew> that thing is like 48 inches
39:00 <beagle> man i had a rest not tired but very very hungry
40:00 <slinky_J> so there's going to be an all female ghost buster film
40:00 <Mew> better eat some alcohol
41:00 <slinky_J> Jenny Mcarthy should play female slimer
42:00 <nate> yes
42:00 <nate> u can be the dorky chick slinky_J:)
42:00 <slinky_J> horny?
42:00 <FOBZTA> `asl
43:00 <slinky_J> ;D
43:00 <nate> i will be the festivly plump girl
43:00 <Dugnuts> yeah wtf is with that
43:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
44:00 <Dugnuts> just seems gimmicky
44:00 <Dugnuts> can make all female other things
44:00 <slinky_J> who will play sigourny weaver?
45:00 <slinky_J> the evil terminator is this time around is asian
45:00 <slinky_J> -is
45:00 <nate> they are understanding that women run the entertainment industry, they should do heaps of girl flix
45:00 <Dugnuts> probably some boy toy like the highschool musical kid
45:00 <Dugnuts> whatever his name is
45:00 <nate> i am watching agent carter
45:00 <Dugnuts> i do like that show
45:00 <nate> girl powah!
45:00 <Dugnuts> but its an original
45:00 <Dugnuts> why rehash something that has already been done?
46:00 <nate> do a marshmellow chick
46:00 <nate> then it can give birth to little marshmellows
49:00 <nate> they do remakes because young people dont want to watch old films
50:00 <nate> :P
50:00 <Dugnuts> :/
51:00 <nate> it goes agism, sexism, racism, and then bihotguy4jizz
52:00 <nate> how do u think it goes Dugnuts?:)
52:00 <slinky_J> The Marshmellow kids never run away from a scrap
52:00 <slinky_J> C'mon fellers
52:00 <slinky_J> Today we're Manmellows!
52:00 <nate> slinky_J are u an old black woman?
52:00 <nate> :D
53:00 <slinky_J> Yes
53:00 <slinky_J> and as the first black female president of the united states I'd like to say THIS PLACE STINKS
54:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10505457_837750012930022_7254361066791096186_n.jpg?oh=5f975bc3010c7bdad6bbcd45f529e896&oe=554C4A71&__gda__=1430946587_b1306481cde79c1c8184b836a031799f
56:00 <nate> maverick what would u name that?
56:00 <nate> dog in foreskin?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
02:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oi!
02:00 <Dugnuts> how dare you!
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> hands off the boobs!
02:00 <Dugnuts> :P
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oi
03:00 <Dugnuts> but it was appropriate
03:00 <Dugnuts> like a handshake when first meeting
04:00 <Dugnuts> or an arm punch during a group victory
04:00 <Dugnuts> or something like that
04:00 <[Maverick]> oh hai katatonic_kate01
04:00 <[Maverick]> <3 
05:00 <partay> loof you fat fuck
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai maverick
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> hows ya old fella?
07:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah not bad you old bish 
07:00 <[Maverick]> How you doing? 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, ok
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> not too shabby
08:00 <[Maverick]> good stuff 
08:00 <[Maverick]> how was your day? 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah not too shabby
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> had a long ass meeting
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> 3 fucking hours
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH THE PAIN!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a suicidal client
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEW!
10:00 <Loof> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i almost hit the jackpot
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> actually, i did....
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i left work late :/
11:00 <amelia> wtf do you do for a job
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> social worker
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> in a women's refuge 
11:00 <amelia> aw yeah
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwwwww yeah… giggity 
12:00 <amelia> :)
12:00 <Loof> i wonder how many psych workers are sent mental themselves
12:00 <Loof> just dealing with BULLSHIT all day
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it's called vicarious trauma
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not about to kill myself - there is too much cake in the world to eat
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <partay> and too much cock
13:00 <StrykerX> Cake makes it all better
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
14:00 <partay> id be a great councillor.... " snap out of it you fuckin spastic" 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> too much cock…. 
14:00 <Loof> rofl
14:00 <Loof> thats what she said
14:00 <Loof> never
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i wanna say that at times, but I have some respect for ze client
14:00 <partay> youd have a fuckin melt down if you had to deal with irc mongs 
16:00 <Loof> biggest booger ever
22:00 <Loof> shutup stomach i cbf cooking
25:00 <DemonsRun> I gots a new job :):):):):):):)
26:00 <StrykerX> How was work?
27:00 <Adonis> Congrats
27:00 <DemonsRun> Didn't work today
27:00 <StrykerX> Oh
27:00 <DemonsRun> Had my course & training with an "interview" which was basically just a catch up with old friends lol
27:00 <StrykerX> Trial?
27:00 <StrykerX> Ah nice
27:00 <DemonsRun> Been told I'm going in the kitchen and baking cakes etc
28:00 <StrykerX> Nice. I'll expect a cake next week.
28:00 <StrykerX> :)
28:00 <DemonsRun> Just made mocha choc chip cake
28:00 <DemonsRun> & sultana & carrot nuffins
28:00 <Adonis> Send a cake to penrith panthers leagues club for the 9th of march pls
28:00 <StrykerX> Naice
29:00 <DemonsRun> Lol hh96 come get it yourself
30:00 <hh96> I'll be in Melbourne the weekend after
30:00 <StrykerX> She'll deliver it hh96 
30:00 <StrykerX> She's just playing hard to get
30:00 <StrykerX> :P
30:00 <DemonsRun> I'll be working, not going anywhere
30:00 <DemonsRun> I told you Az, I'm not in melb.
30:00 <hh96> Yeah I know
30:00 <hh96> My brain is fried
31:00 <hh96> Currently in the sauna. It's 64 degrees
31:00 <DemonsRun> I know
31:00 <hh96> So like literally fried
31:00 <DemonsRun> Pfft
31:00 <DemonsRun> 124 pussy.
31:00 <hh96> Lol it only goes to 67 and cuts off
31:00 <DemonsRun> Well that's shit.
31:00 <Adonis> Try sitting in this for 45 mins
31:00 <Adonis> At that heat
31:00 <DemonsRun> I was watching a friend's snapchat and he got it to 122 I think
32:00 <DemonsRun> But not for long
32:00 <Adonis> What's your snapchat?
32:00 <Adonis> I'll snap right now
32:00 <Adonis> Mine is gs69azza
34:00 <Adonis> Did that go through?
35:00 <DemonsRun> Yep
35:00 <amelia> can anyone add someones snapchat, cos I'd imagine you'd be getting a fuckload of dick pics right now
36:00 <DemonsRun> Adonis: he just finished his sauna tonight, had it at 131*c, for 5 mins, its on a timer thing.
36:00 <DemonsRun> Yes amelia 
36:00 <DemonsRun> And no dick pics lol
36:00 <amelia> phew
37:00 <Adonis> Oh this is infrared
37:00 <Adonis> So like no steam and shit
37:00 <Adonis> Wait. Thats a notice. Lololol I am fried
37:00 <DemonsRun> Oh gosh
37:00 <DemonsRun> Anyways, StrykerX 
37:00 <Adonis> It's low carb day after yesterday's food
38:00 <DemonsRun> What is the most delicious slice you've ever had?
38:00 <Adonis> Nothing but Barramundi today
38:00 <DemonsRun> It'd wanna be like low carb month after yesterday's food
38:00 <amelia> ANYTHING WITH LEMON IN IT
38:00 <Adonis> Lol
38:00 <StrykerX> This bakery near my old work
38:00 <StrykerX> Made vanilla slice that was a pure mouth gasm
38:00 <StrykerX> :)~~~
38:00 <Adonis> Yesterday wasn't even that bad. I'm just experiencing some odema from the sodium
39:00 <Adonis> Make that cake I put on my instagram today and I'll marry you
39:00 <DemonsRun> I'll check insta tomorrow.
40:00 <DemonsRun> StrykerX: something that's not available at every cafe
40:00 <Adonis> Legit will marry. Not even joking
40:00 <Adonis> I've even made it the wallpaper of the laptop at the gym
41:00 <Adonis> Wait I can copy the link
41:00 <Adonis> http://instagram.com/p/yp99dtyZDw/
41:00 <DemonsRun> Okay okay I'm checking what it is
41:00 <DemonsRun> Chocolate heaven
41:00 <Adonis> I'll even get a Tiffany and Co ring
41:00 <DemonsRun> Get me the ingredients and I'll make it when you're down this way
42:00 <Adonis> Cunts owe me like 12k so that's like half a ring
42:00 <Adonis> Sweeeeeet
42:00 <Adonis> Shall purchase ring
43:00 <DemonsRun> I don't want a ring lol
43:00 <DemonsRun> I'm happy to just bake and make things.
43:00 <Adonis> Fuck yes
43:00 <Adonis> Score
43:00 <amelia> that makes you even more wifey material
43:00 <DemonsRun> I don't do housework.
43:00 <DemonsRun> No point marrying me lol
44:00 <Adonis> See I'm in comp prep. So my shit is cooked for me and house is cleaned
44:00 <Adonis> But she lives with me for free and doesn't even pay for food or anything
44:00 <Adonis> So it's like a trade off
44:00 <DemonsRun> With sex
44:00 <amelia> I read about that
45:00 <Adonis> Oh yeah she got raped this morning
45:00 <DemonsRun> I Fucking hate housework. When I'm working full time I'm hiring a cleaner 
45:00 <amelia> people offering women houses to live in with sex as the payment
45:00 <DemonsRun> amelia: it's not a payment, they're together.
45:00 <Adonis> Yeah she's my gf
45:00 <Dugnuts> its not uncommon
45:00 <amelia> PEOPLE ON IRC DON'T HAVE PARTNERS
45:00 <Adonis> I'm gonna wake her up to shoot my glute though
46:00 <Dugnuts> and the disgusting part is they usually dont advertise for very long coz people take them up on the offer
46:00 <DemonsRun> I've been with my bf for 7 years...
46:00 <DemonsRun> People on Irc have partners.
46:00 <amelia> but yah I wasn't meaning them
46:00 <amsy> also 7 years
46:00 <amelia> yeah I'm messin, I have a boyfriend
46:00 <Adonis> I don't even know how long I've been with Michelle for
46:00 <Adonis> Hmmm fb will tell me when we made it official
46:00 <DemonsRun> Yes, 7 years
46:00 <amelia> but 7 years godamn that is a bit long
46:00 <Adonis> 8 months or so
46:00 <StrykerX> 7 years
47:00 <DemonsRun> Adonis: probably like 8 months lol
47:00 <Adonis> Yep lol
47:00 <StrykerX> Get that for attempted murder
47:00 <DemonsRun> 7 years and NO FUCKING RING
47:00 <DemonsRun> the cockhead.
47:00 <amsy> haha same DemonsRun
47:00 <Adonis> Well time hop said I was in Bali this time last year with my ex fiance
47:00 <amelia> ah it's too far gone now
47:00 <amsy> i dont even want one anymore
47:00 <Adonis> So a few months and I would have been with Michelle for a year
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> 7 years no ring
47:00 <DemonsRun> I'll get one eventually, I'm not fussed when. He's stuck with me for life anyway, we have a kid lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <Adonis> I got engaged to the last psycho within 9 months
48:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
48:00 <amelia> I would imagine the novelty after 4 years no ring would wear off 
48:00 <Dugnuts> also
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i waited 5 for mine
48:00 <Dugnuts> if you want to get married
48:00 <Dugnuts> ask him
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> said i'd fuck off after 5
48:00 <amsy> true amelia
48:00 <Dugnuts> dont fucking wait
48:00 <DemonsRun> Pfft. He gave me Carter. That's better than any ring.
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
48:00 <amsy> i tried to ask mine once... i got "thats not how it works"
48:00 <amelia> fuck asking
48:00 <Adonis> Lol
48:00 <DemonsRun> Tbf, he gave me Ellie and Jackson too lol
48:00 <Adonis> Lololol
49:00 <Dugnuts> which is code for "I dont want to marry you"
49:00 <amelia> you mean, asking him to marry you, or asking him to ask you to marry him
49:00 <Adonis> If my missus asked me I'd laugh
49:00 <DemonsRun> amsy: that's how it works on Feb 29th 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i said to my hubby don't bother unless its over a carat 
49:00 <DemonsRun> The one day, women can ask their men to marry them. 
49:00 <Dugnuts> so you are materialistic?
49:00 <Dugnuts> awesome
49:00 <DemonsRun> Old wives tale
49:00 <amsy> he does Dugnuts, he just doesnt ser the urgency
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep, i am
49:00 <amsy> see*
49:00 <amelia> the one day all men shit their pants
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> it worked!
49:00 <Dugnuts> what a catch
50:00 <amsy> and neither do i really
50:00 <Adonis> Where is a good place to eat down in Melbourne?
50:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck yeah, it's gotta look Fucking good
50:00 <amsy> maybe if we move back to aus
50:00 <Adonis> Like buffet styles
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
50:00 <amsy> for visa sake
50:00 <Dugnuts> its not about looking good
50:00 <DemonsRun> Adonis: Fuck buffet.
50:00 <Dugnuts> its about the money
50:00 <Dugnuts> be honest
50:00 <DemonsRun> I got the perfect place for yoj
50:00 <Adonis> Fuck buffet?
50:00 <Dugnuts> you just want something expensive
50:00 <DemonsRun> Just gotta remember the name.
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think traditionally an engagement ring is suppose to be 3 months salary?
50:00 <StrykerX> My ex demanded a $10k ring
50:00 <Adonis> I put on 17.5kg in 10 days after my last comp
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> something like that
50:00 <StrykerX> I just laughed and walked off
50:00 <amelia> Dugnuts if he earns the money then why should a decent ring not be expected
50:00 <Adonis> I wanna beat that
50:00 <StrykerX> Resulted in a 2 week argument
50:00 <Dugnuts> why should anything be expected?
51:00 <Dugnuts> its a fucking piece of metal with a rock in it
51:00 <Dugnuts> who gives a fuck
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> because, i have to suck dick
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want a nice ring
51:00 <amsy> agreed dugnuts
51:00 <Dugnuts> whats more important, a trinket or a life
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> if he has the money, why not
51:00 <Adonis> I went on a cruise. Unlimited food. Had room service at 3 am everyday. Had an alarm set for when dinning rooms opened and such
51:00 <DemonsRun> I want my ring specifically made. It has to have 3 gemstones and diamonds in a gold setting.
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's ultimately his choice anayways
51:00 <Dugnuts> yeah its ok
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, my ring was made for me
51:00 <Adonis> I got my ring imported
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was a lovely gesture
51:00 <Dugnuts> most people are materialistic and shallow
51:00 <amsy> id rather spend the money on a holiday or something
51:00 <DemonsRun> The 3 kids birthstones and diamonds*
51:00 <Dugnuts> dont expect anything better just coz its irc
51:00 <Adonis> Was 1.08ct white gold princess cut with invisible setting
52:00 <DemonsRun> !*
52:00 <StrykerX> House deposit or pricey ring
52:00 <DemonsRun> Its gotta be perfect.
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's nice demonsrun
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll take both!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i deserve it
52:00 <Adonis> I launched it at the wall when we had an argument and broke the actual setting
52:00 <beagle> fell asleep to romantic music n dreamt romantic dreams
52:00 <DemonsRun> Geez Adonis 
52:00 <Adonis> Yeah she kept it anyways
52:00 <Adonis> It cost me 16k
52:00 <Dugnuts> ok
52:00 <Dugnuts> heres a hypothetical
52:00 <DemonsRun> I NEED to find that choc heaven recipe.
52:00 <Adonis> Lol
53:00 <DemonsRun> That would be awesome for the naughty bar at work.
53:00 <Adonis> In4 chocolate heaven
53:00 <Adonis> Will legit buy a ring
53:00 <Dugnuts> you have the choice between a mined diamond, 1 carrot, has a few imperfections but is generally ok, costs 25k
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> just buy a diamond from a mine…. totes cheaper
53:00 <Dugnuts> or a manufactured diamond
53:00 <Dugnuts> perfect clarity, no imperfections
53:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
53:00 <Dugnuts> costs 2.5k
53:00 <Dugnuts> which do you choose
53:00 <Dugnuts> ?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> the one i'm given
54:00 <amelia> imperfections are sweet tho
54:00 <amsy> a holiday
54:00 <Dugnuts> no no
54:00 <DemonsRun> Adonis: do a Google image search with the pic you put up and see if it finds anything 
54:00 <Dugnuts> you DEMANDED an expensive ring
54:00 <DemonsRun> A holiday! Yes!
54:00 <Dugnuts> you cant get all innocent now
54:00 <Adonis> Lol
54:00 <Adonis> I found it
54:00 <Adonis> I already know what's in it
54:00 <DemonsRun> Gimme!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ultimately it was his choice !
54:00 <Dugnuts> sure it was
55:00 <Dugnuts> like you would have ever let him get away with a ring you didnt like
55:00 <Dugnuts> pffft
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i didn't hold a stick over his head and say i'll beat you if you don't give me xyz
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i also have to wear it
55:00 <Dugnuts> of course you didnt
55:00 <Dugnuts> you wouldnt be that fucking stupid
55:00 <Dugnuts> you use more subtle ways
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah totally
55:00 <amelia> haha I really don't see the problem in wanting a nice ring, if he's got the salary to cover it
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
55:00 <amelia> I mean, the amount of money wasted on other useless shit
55:00 <Dugnuts> because its pointless
56:00 <amelia> why not spend on the love of your life
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> why is it pointless
56:00 <Dugnuts> its a shiny bit of metal
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> well it's an expression of your love!
56:00 <Dugnuts> which you just like because it makes you feel expensive
56:00 <Dugnuts> so can a cheap thing
56:00 <Adonis> This is why it was 16k for me
56:00 <Adonis> Expression of love
56:00 <DemonsRun> Zomg. Matt's looking at a job that pays about 1500 a week... AND he's away for 5 days of that week. Hells yeah!
56:00 <Adonis> It was just the tren
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and if he didn't have the money, i wouldn't have expected it
56:00 <Dugnuts> love=money?
56:00 <Dugnuts> awesome
56:00 <Adonis> Fucked with my head
56:00 <Dugnuts> glad we have that sorted
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> he had the money, so why not
56:00 <amelia> it's not about feeling expensive
57:00 <DemonsRun> Brb
57:00 <Dugnuts> just imagine what else you couldve done with that money
57:00 <Dugnuts> round the world trip
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i'm a materialistic whore, so be it - it works for me
57:00 <Adonis> I'm a material person
57:00 <Dugnuts> awesome experiences
57:00 <amsy> hell yes Dugnuts
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i did do an o/s holiday
57:00 <Adonis> This is why I spend thousands on hgh
57:00 <amelia> by the time you're married you've already done all the holiday stuff
57:00 <amelia> and made memories
57:00 <Dugnuts> ok
57:00 <amsy> thats sad amelia
57:00 <Dugnuts> i give up
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> good
57:00 <amsy> should always travel
57:00 <DemonsRun> Adonis: give me the fkn recipe.
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> its da best - travel
58:00 <amelia> yah if it's possible
58:00 <amelia> but I mean, if I could travel forever I would but it just doesn't work like that
58:00 <Adonis> It's on my fb
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i hear ya
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna do Japan
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> the deep south and NY
59:00 <amsy> but the thousands of dollars spent on a ring would pay for a holiday and then a cheaper ring
59:00 <amsy> is what hes saying
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i get his logic and reasoning 
59:00 <amelia> I understand that
59:00 <amelia> but if he can afford it
59:00 <amelia> then why not
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm lucky he had the money to do both…. 
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