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00:00 <Bastardly_One> there's really nothing to watch anyway
02:00 <christopher> ppl are fucked
02:00 <christopher> 2cents
04:00 <simba> rudolph the red nose reindeer
05:00 <thestig> SEZZZZAAAAA
07:00 <simba> hows ur life x/10 thestig
07:00 <Serenity> hows things stigarino
08:00 <simba> dont answer that
08:00 <Serenity> you shut up
08:00 <thestig> good thanks sezza how are you?
08:00 <Serenity> yeah good ty
09:00 <amsy> 10/10 would live again
12:00 <doctor> fucked in what way?
13:00 <doctor> i know life is great because the insurance ads always tell me it is
14:00 <Kynetic> i always trust ads
14:00 <Kynetic> they know how it is
14:00 <Serenity> life is great because im alive to eat cheesecake
15:00 <doctor> yeah as long as you're healthy with pearly whites, have little blue birds chirping everywhere, able to water ski with your bare feet and have comprehensive funeral cover you're pretty much sorted
16:00 <doctor> true, cheesecake is great
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> as long as you have cake and chocolate…. you'll be fine
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> nom nom nom
17:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/Mjrt_f1cbx0
17:00 <thestig> mmmmm cheesecake
18:00 <doctor> that guy seems pretty cool
19:00 <doctor> if its got suicidal in its name it must be good
19:00 <Kynetic> what about chocolate cake?
20:00 <Kynetic> chocolate mud cake.
20:00 <Kynetic> oh yea
20:00 <doctor> suicidal chocolate cake? most definitely
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> would love it
23:00 <thestig> mud cake
25:00 <Kynetic> red velvet cake?
25:00 <thestig> yes!
25:00 <Serenity> red velvet cheesecake
25:00 <Kynetic> i love a good moist cake.
26:00 <Kynetic> ppl who like dry cake are just weird.
26:00 <Serenity> no one likes dry cake
26:00 <thestig> chris likes a dry cake
26:00 <Kynetic> i also like katatonic_kate01 when shes moist.
26:00 <Maurice> Chris is a dry cake
26:00 <thestig> loll
26:00 <Kynetic> Serenity is always moist so thats a given.
26:00 <Maurice> A urinal cake
27:00 <Kynetic> i think it has something to do with my presence.. cant be sure.. no data outside of the specs.
27:00 <Serenity> Chris likes anything that isn't the month old tomato rotting on his bench
28:00 <Kynetic> im not fussy about most things except dessert
28:00 <Kynetic> it has to be moist and sweet to truly be a dessert
28:00 <Maurice> I'm fussy with nearly everything
28:00 <Kynetic> yeah but thats becuase youre a fussy cunt
28:00 <Serenity> look I just want cheesecake
28:00 <Kynetic> mmmm
28:00 <Kynetic> cheesecake
28:00 <Kynetic> i could eat that shit til i burst.
28:00 <Kynetic> i could literally live on cheesecake
29:00 <Serenity> i make awesome ones
29:00 <Serenity> like dis
29:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1480768_10152334062667331_3174182333911113798_n.jpg?oh=f15c3fa3ea912f6ac754bdb74d766505&oe=55818838
29:00 <katatonic_kate01>  eh
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> moist cake eh
30:00 <aam> Did u have a look on ur banknotes yet n work out who's who Serenity?
30:00 <Serenity> aam i couldnt give a fucking rats ass you paranoid freak
30:00 <Maurice> Well der, of course my vagina is fussy, it doesn't want sub standard wang
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 serenity!
30:00 <aam> Lol
30:00 <AzzA> what the actual fuck, seriously i reckon im upto sneeze 300 for the day :/
30:00 <Serenity> lol AzzA
31:00 <Serenity> no one you know is on any bank note ever made ever
31:00 <Kynetic> lol
31:00 <Kynetic> i bet you even like your eggs cooked in a particular way
31:00 <aam> Crap crap crap ......
31:00 <aam> How old r u?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew eggs!
32:00 <AzzA> i gave the guy on the back of the $2 the last 2 drags of my smoke once
32:00 <AzzA> true story
32:00 <AzzA> his name was nigel
32:00 <Maurice> My TV keeps setting off a talking Dust Crophopper
32:00 <Maurice> It's pissing me off
33:00 <Serenity> wtf
33:00 <Kynetic> http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/141/644/7nTnr.png
33:00 <Serenity> did you just say
33:00 <Kynetic> anyway
33:00 <Kynetic> im goign to bed
33:00 <Maurice> Oh, Dusty*
33:00 <amsy> eggsssss
33:00 <Maurice> He's from Planes
33:00 <Serenity> night Kynetic
33:00 <Kynetic> i fkn love eggs
33:00 <Kynetic> any which way
33:00 <amsy> same
33:00 <amsy> not raw
33:00 <Maurice> I prefer my eggs not ferilised
33:00 <Serenity> eggs are fucking great
33:00 <aam> I'm sayin, can one not be professional?
34:00 <Kynetic> love em soft boiled with toast tho
34:00 <Kynetic> but any which way is fine
34:00 <AzzA> how about paoched? :o
34:00 <AzzA> haha
34:00 <Serenity> poached is the best
34:00 <Kynetic> aam this is irc. deal with it.
34:00 <Maurice> Yuck
34:00 <Serenity> what the fucks professional about irc.
34:00 <Kynetic> poached is fine so long as theres some hollandaise sauce to go with it
35:00 <AzzA> on english muffins?
35:00 <Maurice> I only like fried, hard boiled and egg sammiches
35:00 <AzzA> with some wilted spinach
35:00 <Kynetic> i fkn hate cooking poached eggs tho
35:00 <AzzA> and either ham or bacon?
35:00 <Kynetic> its such a hassle
35:00 <AzzA> its too easy
35:00 <Kynetic> AzzA both.
35:00 <Maurice> I have a pan that does them
35:00 <Kynetic> all the varieties of pig based smallgoods 
35:00 <Maurice> Has little holders
35:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/522574_10150649316667331_1433448236_n.jpg?oh=114adefc4a62f9db32dec5f32ef345d0&oe=554AB497&__gda__=1430784028_0b780decfb1c31531a2d58052f82e92d
35:00 <Serenity> dis plz
36:00 <AzzA> maccas stylez
36:00 <Kynetic> Maurice prefers her eggs unfertilized
36:00 <thestig> licks screen
36:00 <Kynetic> :P
36:00 <Serenity> excuse me
36:00 <Serenity> that is not maccas you creatin
36:00 <Maurice> I just said that
36:00 <Maurice> (21:33:59) (Maurice): I prefer my eggs not ferilised
36:00 <AzzA> cooked in an egg ring
36:00 <Kynetic> maccas fucken pop the yolks
36:00 <Kynetic> so you did
36:00 <Kynetic> on that note
36:00 <Kynetic> im going to bed
36:00 <Kynetic> o/
36:00 <Serenity> whats wrong with egg rings
37:00 <Kynetic> runny yolks ftw!
37:00 <Kynetic> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37:00 <thestig> uncooked fetus 
37:00 <AzzA> egg rings are lazy, just sayin
37:00 <AzzA> very lazt stiggy
38:00 <Maurice> We have one of these, but only a 2 egger http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71BmPGpBmzL._SX522_.jpg
38:00 <Serenity> i can poach eggs find without them. egg rings mean it fits on the muffin perfectly
38:00 <Serenity> dont be dumb
38:00 <Serenity> better than the ugly shit you get served at a cafe
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what about on bbqs and shit?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you need an egg ring
38:00 <Serenity> no you dont
38:00 <Serenity> you use bread
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <AzzA> dont be silly
39:00 <AzzA> oh my
39:00 <Bastardly_One> no, cookin' them duh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> on the bbq
39:00 <Maurice> ...
39:00 <aam> Jamie
39:00 <thestig> ah bread is good idea
39:00 <aam> Soup
39:00 <Serenity> yes
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Adrian ... not much
39:00 <Serenity> you use bread
39:00 <aam> Haiiii
39:00 <Maurice> The bread acts as a ring
39:00 <thestig> maybe some french loaf?
39:00 <Serenity> if you tell me youve never had an eggy bread il slap ten shades of shit out of you
40:00 <thestig> how about i give you 50 shades of brb
40:00 <thestig> i never have had it
40:00 <Serenity> the fuck
40:00 <Bastardly_One> never thought of it ... I was refering to cracking them over the bbq
40:00 <Maurice> You crack them into a whole in the bread
40:00 <thestig> sezzz i just rollie my eggs now
40:00 <AzzA> who needs rings or bread for a bbq? 
40:00 <Maurice> Even I know that and I don't bbq
41:00 <thestig> i mean where can one even buy bread with a hole in it
41:00 <Serenity> everyone needs fucking eggy bread on a bbq
41:00 <Bastardly_One> well there ya go 
41:00 <Serenity> you heathens
41:00 <AzzA> lol
41:00 <Maurice> thestig, specialty stores
41:00 <thestig> MEWWWWWWW
41:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/400571_10150490473507331_852940532_n.jpg?oh=935080f778637d913745686af259019c&oe=55873942
41:00 <Mew> hey stiglet
41:00 <aam> Mushrooms on the bbq with beer over while upside down r awse
41:00 <thestig> that is a nice assortment of proteins and carbs you have there
42:00 <Serenity> hell yeah
42:00 <AzzA> http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2013/03/20130301-perfect-poached-egg-food-lab-video-.jpg 
42:00 <AzzA> thats how oached eggs should look lik
42:00 <Serenity> no fucking eay
42:00 <Serenity> way
43:00 <Serenity> that is ugly nonsense
43:00 <AzzA> yep
43:00 <thestig> that looks like someone did a shit on a crumpet 
43:00 <AzzA> thats a perfect paoched egg
43:00 <thestig> someones ovaries fell onto a muffin
43:00 <Serenity> gross
43:00 <AzzA> cooked in a skillet on the stove top and rolled gently with a chef spoon
43:00 <Serenity> lol thestig
43:00 <Serenity> its fancy nonsense
43:00 <Maurice> Now tell us how to cook the perfect pizza
43:00 <Serenity> i dont want that ugly snot on my plate
44:00 <AzzA> the use of vinegar binds the whites together so it doesnt split
44:00 <Serenity> no one ever knew that before now
44:00 <AzzA> cant teach you anything Maurice, you havnt got enough braincells
44:00 <Maurice> Oh sorry, I don't have a fake chef diploma to cook pizza, my bad
44:00 <AzzA> lmao 
44:00 <AzzA> @
44:00 <AzzA> fake
45:00 <AzzA> chef
45:00 <AzzA> diploma
45:00 <thestig> azza you a fake chef?
45:00 <simba> eggs benedict is king 
45:00 <thestig> how is it the perfect poacked egg when the crumpet isnt home made
45:00 <AzzA> according to Maurice
45:00 <Serenity> fuck yes simba
45:00 <AzzA> she clearly knows everything
45:00 <Maurice> His cheffing got him a job in a pizza shop
45:00 <AzzA> so yep
45:00 <Maurice> And got him ripped off by pilot lol
45:00 <AzzA> its true
45:00 <thestig> LOL PIZZA SHOP
45:00 <thestig> are you that bad
46:00 <thestig> is that arron azza
46:00 <Maurice> Yes
46:00 <Maurice> The one who complained to the papers
46:00 <AzzA> the papers?
46:00 <Maurice> Oh no wait, that was pilot
46:00 <Serenity> that was arko
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <Maurice> Your bud
46:00 <AzzA> wtf?
46:00 <Serenity> m
46:00 <Adonis> The one who fapped on cam?
46:00 <Serenity> ayyee?
47:00 <AzzA> see maurice knows everything, quite clearly a model citizen, and every word to be taken as true and correct
47:00 <Serenity> who fapping on who
47:00 <Maurice> Poor Cam
47:00 <thestig> maurice is beautiful
47:00 <Serenity> he gets fapped on a lot
47:00 <Maurice> Naww Charlie
47:00 <Serenity> poor bastrd
47:00 <Adonis> The other Aaron fapped on cam years ago
47:00 <Serenity> ohhh nahh
47:00 <Serenity> that was another aaron
47:00 <Serenity> silvertoptaxis aaron
47:00 <AzzA> didnt he sit on glass?
47:00 <Serenity> this aaron is from perth
48:00 <Adonis> Hmm I can't remember
48:00 <Adonis> Low carb brain makes me boarder line retarded anyways
48:00 <Serenity> derpy derp
48:00 <AzzA> there you go Maurice, try that tip, less carbsa
49:00 <Maurice> Take your own advice on the 'carbsa'
49:00 <Serenity> mm carbs
49:00 <AzzA> ooh, great comeback
50:00 <Maurice> If you wanted great comeback, scrape it off your mums teeth
50:00 <AzzA> oh lol, tune in next week to channel 511, The history Channel
51:00 <simba> zing
51:00 <simba> love it when u old guys have flame warz
51:00 <Serenity> old guys rofl
51:00 <simba> r-fl
52:00 <Maurice> Stallone with a mo looks like a bad porn star
52:00 <AzzA> just like that saemon, Maurice is a terrible troll
52:00 <simba> we love Maurice
52:00 <Maurice> Yes, I am just like him..
52:00 <Serenity> maurice is an A grade troll excuse me
52:00 <Maurice> Top notch
53:00 <simba> lol found a vid of mel https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=902980276389560 
53:00 <Maurice> Lol wtf
53:00 <AzzA> yes, the best of a bad bunch i guess
54:00 <simba> lmao
54:00 <Maurice> It's a female PietER
54:00 <Maurice> Er, Pieter*
54:00 <thestig> lol
55:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
55:00 <simba> almost makes me wanna get high and put make up on
55:00 <Serenity> plz do
55:00 <Maurice> I'd totally watch that
56:00 <Serenity> im just shuddering at how shes treating that makeup
56:00 <Serenity> never mind her fac
56:00 <Serenity> her teeth are horrifying btw
56:00 <AzzA> her face looks like its copped a load or 2 in past
56:00 <AzzA> im sure it can handle it
57:00 <beehhh> what kind of fowl lingo is these
58:00 <thestig> beehhh fuckupppp
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
58:00 <AzzA> ^^ especially with bird references
58:00 <Serenity> ^^^
01:00 <simba> vvvvvvvvvvvvv
03:00 <Serenity> simba i will eat your head
04:00 <Maurice> Look out, Hannibal is here
05:00 <simba> what a head
05:00 <Maurice> 1. Because of cartilage compression in your spine, you will be a whole 1cm shorter when you go to sleep at night than when you wake up. - See more at: http://www.nova937.com.au/best-web/weirdest-things-about-your-body%E2%80%A6#sthash.GbKvMLcD.dpuf
05:00 <Maurice> Just what I need
05:00 <simba> ur taller in teh mornings
05:00 <simba> ---------- Science
05:00 <nate> talkin bout woodies!
06:00 <Serenity> fucking hell man this dude on my fb broke up with his mrs this weekend
06:00 <Serenity> talk about fucking sad sack
06:00 <simba> ;[[[[[[[[
06:00 <Serenity> ME LYF IS OVA
06:00 <Maurice> #17 :S
06:00 <Serenity> CNT LIV WIVOUT U
06:00 <Maurice> Skin grafts come from baby foreskin
06:00 <doctor> i can understand the hurt and all but probably not wise to post on facebook
06:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity, they're the worst
07:00 <Maurice> I have a lesbo on mine thats the same
07:00 <Serenity> i can understand the hurt but i dont understand allowing another prson to be the soul source of your happiness
07:00 <doctor> don't think bawling your eyes out for everyone to see in a public domain is a good coping mechanism
07:00 <Serenity> fuck that
07:00 <doctor> true
08:00 <Serenity> maybe im cold
08:00 <beehhh> And your name was selected by the Facebook Random machine and you won the amount of $600,000.00 USD .
08:00 <beehhh> someone playing me on facebook
08:00 <beehhh> Clark Lynn
08:00 <simba> maybe she was his campione
08:00 <Serenity> 'ill neva b happy again'
09:00 <Serenity> seriously dude you're 28 get a fucking life and go to the nighty and bang some bitch
09:00 <beehhh> what a bitch
09:00 <beehhh> stooge a povo cunt
09:00 <Serenity> shut the fuck up beehhh
09:00 <Loof> oh god
09:00 <Loof> this sucks
10:00 <Serenity> another emo
10:00 <beehhh> she sent me that msg
10:00 <simba> youre a 28 year old man you can eat a chicken sandwich
10:00 <beehhh> "And your name was selected by the Facebook Random machine and you won the amount of $600,000.00 USD ."
10:00 <Serenity> feeling alone
10:00 <Serenity> 20 mins ·
10:00 <Serenity> Feel like smashing my head against a brick wall would hurt less
10:00 <beehhh> simba what else did you do today
10:00 <Serenity> lol fff
11:00 <AzzA> seriously who goes to niteclubs?
11:00 <Serenity> lots of people?
11:00 <simba> drug addicts
11:00 <Serenity> i havent been to one since i was 23 lol but im sure people still do it
11:00 <Loof> http://www.yummly.com/dish/2013/01/bacon-wrapped-meatloaf-cupcakes-with-mashed-potato-topping/
11:00 <Serenity> wb loof
11:00 <beehhh> this will freakout even the dead debt collectors
11:00 <Loof> ty :)
11:00 <Maurice> I last went on my hens night
12:00 <Serenity> i went with my sister and her husband
12:00 <Serenity> she nearly ended up in a fight in the line
12:00 <beehhh> so many girls are arriving
12:00 <Maurice> I nearly ended up in a fight at the pub before with the bouncer
12:00 <Maurice> Then again on the bus on the way home, some guy teasing my aunty for being so short
12:00 <AzzA> go to northbridge and its full of dumb cunt airheads, from a useless generation of kids ho cant handle their piss....oh and backpackers of the same generation...
12:00 <beehhh> he prolly didnt mean it 
13:00 <Serenity> oh you never go to northbridge AzzA
13:00 <Serenity> unless you enjoy being bashed or glassed
13:00 <beehhh> tomorrow is a 41 scorcher
13:00 <Maurice> Fucking Dusty Crophopper, no idea where he is but he keeps talking and I can't find it
13:00 <Serenity> WTF IS THAT MAURICE
13:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <beehhh> late storm expected later at night
13:00 <Maurice> IT'S FROM THE PLANES MOVIE
13:00 <Maurice> Dane Cook voices him
14:00 <Maurice> It's Tylers plush toy lol, the tv keeps setting it off
14:00 <Serenity> OUT..
14:00 <AzzA> i welcome the challenge, i dont go there because i hate hearing drunk sluts screaming/laughing or whatever they call it these days, peacock irish fuckwits who need nothing more than their head stomped on 
14:00 <Loof> thank fuck for that
14:00 <Loof> .
14:00 <beehhh> ok im horny is this sounds better
14:00 <Serenity> last fucking warning or you will find yourself on the same side of #melbourne and beagle
15:00 <Serenity> you cunt
15:00 <beehhh> i love beagle
15:00 <Serenity> as
15:00 <Serenity> good
15:00 <Serenity> fuck off to him
15:00 <AzzA> if you love it, set it free
15:00 <Maurice> This dude http://img6a.flixcart.com/image/vehicle-pull-along/n/g/s/disney-planes-dusty-crophopper-400x400-imadmzxcwfzagmzd.jpeg
15:00 <beehhh> he's my only true mate in australia
15:00 <Serenity> seriously the next time you have to be kicked
15:00 <Maurice> You have no friends here, you're not even IN aus
15:00 <Serenity> you're being perm banned
15:00 <AzzA> yeah arent you some malay or some shit?
16:00 <Maurice> He some twatwaffle
16:00 <Maurice> He's*
16:00 <beehhh> i came the same year monster manus did
16:00 <AzzA> std free?
17:00 <AzzA> have you even been to australia?
17:00 <AzzA> or did they have to lock you up at the detention centre?
17:00 <beehhh> never
17:00 <Serenity> they kicked him out of australia like 10 years ago
17:00 <Serenity> and hes been her whinging ever since
17:00 <AzzA> refuse you ur refugee status
17:00 <beehhh> 8 years
17:00 <doctor> hah https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1134352183247940
17:00 <Serenity> he can fuck off telling us about our country cause im sick of hearing it
17:00 <beehhh> i was there like 11.5 year
17:00 <Maurice> He's been telling us our news ever since
18:00 <AzzA> put you back on a boat, with less holes on it 
18:00 <Maurice> Like we don't own tvs, internet or radio
18:00 <AzzA> and sent you bck to where you come from?
18:00 <thestig> wtf is internet
18:00 <Loof> mmm sweets and stuff
19:00 <AzzA> did they find something shoved in your anal cavity beehhh when you arrived?
19:00 <simba> hahahahahah ive got an aboriginal bone
19:00 <Maurice> Is it in your arse?
19:00 <beehhh> yes your dad's cock
19:00 <Loof> abone
19:00 <simba> aboone
19:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <simba> and i swear that i dont have a gun
19:00 <Loof> rofl
20:00 <AzzA> why did you get sent back beehhh???
20:00 <beehhh> i came back twice third time wasnt so lucky
20:00 <AzzA> wasnt so lucky how?
20:00 <AzzA> trafficking drugs?
20:00 <beehhh> yes
20:00 <AzzA> lol!
20:00 <AzzA> nice try
21:00 <doctor> youre getting a big mac for next christmas
21:00 <beehhh> i brought a kilo of banned peptite and steroids
21:00 <simba> lmao
21:00 <Serenity> i wish you died
21:00 <AzzA> ahh yeah, name it without googling it
21:00 <beehhh> good for alzeimers
21:00 <AzzA> 5
21:00 <AzzA> 4
21:00 <AzzA> 3
21:00 <AzzA> 2
21:00 <AzzA> 1
21:00 <AzzA> too slow
21:00 <Serenity> ------
21:00 <simba> i saw a guy like that on the bus once he got on with nothing and pretended his bag got stolen that day and shit and the guy wouldnt let him ride for free so he ended up abusing him and getting off
22:00 <beehhh> simba meet me in london we do something nice
22:00 <AzzA> lol simba
22:00 <AzzA> beehhh
22:00 <doctor> lol, they're a good laugh that's true. plenty of those drop kicks in Perth
22:00 <AzzA> what was the banned peptide?
22:00 <simba> his trackies were hanging down showing half his ass
22:00 <Loof> a guy on the bus today simply refused to take his filthy feet off the seat
22:00 <Loof> no shoes in the rain
23:00 <Loof> looked like a tweaker
23:00 <AzzA> i cant catch public transport
23:00 <Serenity> yuck
23:00 <AzzA> too many dumb cunts
23:00 <AzzA> i get too angry
23:00 <Loof> i hate public transport so much
23:00 <AzzA> i hate the rude fuckers
24:00 <beehhh> everything used to be different
24:00 <AzzA> especially asians
24:00 <simba> the worst u get on adelaide public transport is overly polite asians
24:00 <Loof> lol i'm there dude
24:00 <Loof> asap
24:00 <AzzA> the asian students are the worst
24:00 <Serenity> so glad i dont have to do PT anymore
24:00 <AzzA> they jumpon and push everyone out the way for a seat
24:00 <beehhh> they runs the economy
24:00 <AzzA> like its their right to sit down
24:00 <simba> PT flea
24:00 <beehhh> ruins*
25:00 <Serenity> my sex offender cat keeps staring at me
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <Loof> guilty sex offender cat face
25:00 <Serenity> snow dropper
25:00 <beehhh> i bought some denmark frankfart for my cat, beef made her throwup yesterday, she loves chicken
26:00 <Loof> cats can have funny expressions
26:00 <AzzA> i deliberately stannd infront of a seat and wait for the asians to push past me to sit down, then i sway left to right to stop any of them sit down, then i wait for an aussie woman let her sit down and then i walk away and smile at the lazy eyed cunts
26:00 <Serenity> they sure can
26:00 <Loof> especially when ashamed
26:00 <simba> denmark frankfart 
26:00 <Loof> or embarrassed
26:00 <AzzA> your cat is the biggest Sex Offender
26:00 <Serenity> pedo ca
26:00 <Serenity> t
26:00 <AzzA> def get him registered
26:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <beehhh> rose frankfurt from denmark
27:00 <simba> i roam the streets at night with an asian gang bashing white males
27:00 <Serenity> id post the pic from this morning but i dont want melbourne staring at my kids undies
27:00 <AzzA> haha yeah especially beehhh the pedo cunt
27:00 <beehhh> visit footscray near VUT i gurantee ya wont last longer alone at night
27:00 <Serenity> beehhh
27:00 <Serenity> are you dumb?
27:00 <Serenity> what did i tell you
28:00 <beehhh> simba disrtracted me
28:00 <AzzA> i bet these are all stories you heard once
28:00 <simba> i dont want your future
29:00 <Loof> he should wear a tshirt that says that
29:00 <Loof> it would b lol
29:00 <beehhh> thats from a film xmen days of future past
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck!
29:00 <AzzA> dont eat from the collins st subway, all the homeless people jerk off in the mayo bottles
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I ran into a dragon again
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, how did you make it to Redcliffe?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> like what route
29:00 <Loof> i was high
29:00 <AzzA> across the bridge 
30:00 <AzzA> past all the pelican shit?
30:00 <Loof> but i'll try to recall
30:00 <AzzA> round past the yacht club
30:00 <milk> ?
30:00 <AzzA> there is a lunchbar on top of the hill that sell amazing hamburgers
30:00 <AzzA> that was 10 years ago though
30:00 <Loof> i started out with a power point
30:00 <AzzA> they might not be there anymore
30:00 <Loof> that could be how
31:00 <beehhh> soup shop on its way folks
31:00 <Loof> man my memory sucks
31:00 <Loof> i want a 3ds
31:00 <Bastardly_One> all I kno is the way I wanna go have a big arse yellow fucking dragon in the way
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *know
31:00 <beehhh> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoQfzHgIIAAtDMR.png
32:00 <Bastardly_One> *has 
32:00 <Loof> fuck
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs ... I'm typing like beehhh
32:00 <Loof> yellow is always bad news
32:00 <AzzA> ohhh, i thought you were talking about redcliffe in brisbane
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... no 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> in a game 
32:00 <AzzA> skyrim?
32:00 <Loof> i know
32:00 <beehhh> addh
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Dragon Age Inquisition
32:00 <Bastardly_One> not you 
33:00 <Loof> ah
33:00 <Bastardly_One> someone is asking me 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they make Skyrim dragons seem like nothing 
33:00 <beehhh> i just let 600k go
33:00 <Loof> i dont think i've ever been killed by a skyrim dragon
33:00 <beehhh> cause no one wins money over facebook
33:00 <Loof> and their bones are worth a FORTUNE
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I died with ONE fire breath off the cunt
34:00 <Loof> fuck
34:00 <Bastardly_One> set fire to me and all gone
34:00 <Loof> i wanna kill one
34:00 <AzzA> Serenity https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/l/t1.0-9/10407582_10153033120085351_3569043894531427233_n.jpg?oh=10bfa9746d0dad7ab6fa993eb91ac55d&oe=554E6B82
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna find a way past it to Redcliffe
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Serenity> LOL
34:00 <Serenity> fucking vegans
35:00 <AzzA> haha
35:00 <beehhh> i think i saw it another way
35:00 <AzzA> fucken retards
35:00 <Bastardly_One> remember I was saying last night I got hipsters to move tables on Fri night?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that is what finally set me off
35:00 <Loof> fuck i'm having flashbacks of the dragon in the last ninja on the commodore 64
35:00 <Bastardly_One> his vegan meal
35:00 <AzzA> thats exactly how they should get it served too, and charged at full price
35:00 <AzzA> Loof, put the microdots away pal!
36:00 <Serenity> vegans are literally the worst humans ever
36:00 <Loof> cant wait to see how big the dragons have gotten in GoT when it returns
36:00 <Loof> they will own
36:00 <beehhh> canadian soy the best vegan product
36:00 <AzzA> only 1 month and 7 days loof
36:00 <AzzA> beehhh....fuck up!
37:00 <beehhh> grown in ontario and PEI regions
37:00 <AzzA> beehhh
38:00 <AzzA> i bet you are one of those little asian fucks that send me stupid spam emails saying that you are some hot chick and you want me to reply, and i have to click a link to see your pictures
38:00 <beehhh> Token
38:00 <AzzA> and then you try to scam credit card details
38:00 <Loof> meat in your poop
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Loof
39:00 <beehhh> your a gumtree fellow like them azn agents in sydney with spacticles
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I just saw an ad for something that might interest Zack
39:00 <Loof> cool
39:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a model train thing at Sandown
39:00 <Bastardly_One> in a couple of weeks
39:00 <Bastardly_One> just saw the ad walking past the tv
40:00 <Loof> sandown is close as
40:00 <Serenity> mmm drugs kicking in
40:00 <beehhh> rorting the immigration system by selling dodgy jobs that didnt even exist to fresh grads
40:00 <Serenity> might be bed time
40:00 <Loof> thanks man
40:00 <milk> I like meat and potatoes
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you going Serenity? night then
40:00 <beehhh> peas too
41:00 <AzzA> beehhh
41:00 <AzzA> is this you?
41:00 <AzzA> Hi there, How are you doing today, would like to know you better, I seek for new relationship start with friendship with serious guy. I have your info from web site that's why i have a chance to write you a few words. I am 33 old years and i am alone without kids. Where do you live? Please tell me about your interests. 
41:00 <AzzA> I am serious woman and dont seek for any adventure or fun. I will wait for your reply, write me more about yourself and send me your pics.
41:00 <AzzA> Regards Angelina
41:00 <AzzA> you can see its even written in broken asian engrish!
42:00 <AzzA> sounds like a boring cunt anyway
42:00 <AzzA> doesnt seek adventure or fun
42:00 <beehhh> soon the asian will rule there the way they took over malaysia, now the malays are slave to the asian
43:00 <Serenity> im sure ive gotten that email
44:00 <AzzA> i get the same email 5 times a day from different names
44:00 <Loof> think it's this: http://www.onlymelbourne.com.au/model-railway-exhibition#.VOs8ci4fjLU
45:00 <Loof> hmmm might be expensive
45:00 <Loof> hot water system just died lol
45:00 <Loof> cold showers suck
45:00 <beehhh> boring rather fab on my cable line
46:00 <Loof> had it checked out gonna cost $1600 for a new one
46:00 <Serenity> uhh its actually gotten hotter in the last hour not cooler
46:00 <Serenity> this is fucked
47:00 <Loof> today was so humid
47:00 <beehhh> thought it was snowing
47:00 <Loof> people on public transport smell funky on days like this
47:00 <Loof> unless they've showered
48:00 <Loof> like in the last 2 hours
48:00 <AzzA> lol melbourne people talking weather
48:00 <AzzA> so cute :)
48:00 <beehhh> most of the commuters are living on the roughnite's sleep
49:00 <AzzA> beehhh
49:00 <Serenity> 41 tomorrow aaron
49:00 <Serenity> argh
49:00 <AzzA> WTF are you on about?
49:00 <AzzA> yeah i know, i welcome the challenge :)
49:00 <AzzA> my split system will be crank on full steam ahead :)
49:00 <beehhh> the bone collector did u see that
50:00 <beehhh> denzel washington
50:00 <Serenity> my ac will be on too but we have tee ball in the arvo
50:00 <Serenity> ugh
51:00 <AzzA> sux2beU
51:00 <Serenity> yep
51:00 <Serenity> ok bed for me
51:00 <AzzA> thank fuck i dont have kids
51:00 <beehhh> sufferers are the poorest of the poorer
51:00 <Serenity> that u know of :p
51:00 <AzzA> could you imagine what the little fucker would be like
51:00 <AzzA> well yeah
51:00 <beehhh> norway is a rich country people are happy by the day
51:00 <AzzA> none that i know of
51:00 <Serenity> lol
52:00 <AzzA> righto, nighty night!
52:00 <Serenity> night
52:00 <AzzA> im going too i think, leave beehhh here to talk to himself
52:00 <beehhh> i did many graveyard shifts in melb in many suburbs
53:00 <beehhh> millpark to deerpark
11:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you dragon
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going to a different location ... cunt of a thing
01:00 <simba> 4,0LFC 0,4 LFC 4,0LFC 0,4 LFC 4,0LFC 0,4 LFC
03:00 <Maurice> Little fuck club?
04:00 <under> lol
04:00 <simba> u wish babey
08:00 <Bastardly_One> #ywnwa
24:00 <milk> ?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> GOAL!
26:00 <dadjuice> piet
50:00 <British^Meat> yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn
07:00 <Skirmish> LOL TOSH.0 is sooooo racist. 
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