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01:00 <ZapbuzZ> i saw this mature woman in football shorts the other day i want to root her i cant think of a pickup lie
01:00 <ZapbuzZ> *line
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> "is that a camel toe or a moose knuckle you're wearing?"
03:00 <matrix> Pickup lie might be more accurate
03:00 <partay> lol
04:00 <partay> ZapbuzZ and by mature is she a grandma?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i'm watching a period drama… this couple get married…. and have to consummate the marriage with sexy times…. 
04:00 <[Maverick]> ZapbuzZ: just use the old classic "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" works 34% of the time, all of the time. 
04:00 <milk> /ignore #melbourne
05:00 <[Maverick]> katatonic_kate01: must be a bloody mess 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> the married couple have sex 3 times in one night....
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> AS FUCKING IF
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> wedding night, sex 3 times
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
05:00 <milk> three holes...
05:00 <milk> and as we know
05:00 <Loof> wedding night: puke, sleep
05:00 <milk> when you love someone
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ loof
06:00 <DoC> LOL Loof
06:00 <DoC> heya kate!
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey :D
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Outlander - awesome tv series! 
23:00 <ZapbuzZ> athletic energetic gorgeous figure i want her at least once.
23:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol nice shoes
25:00 <ZapbuzZ> prob. is a grandma should i be ashamed?
26:00 <ZapbuzZ> i was afk btw
27:00 <ZapbuzZ> i need nice shoes
29:00 <ZapbuzZ> yes nice shoes would help me get laid but what kind? deftineately not sneakers
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> tigers will help you get laid!
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're pretty awesome
31:00 <ZapbuzZ> where i get them?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> a ship
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> shop*
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hype shoe store
32:00 <ZapbuzZ> are they expensive?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> depends which ones you get
32:00 <ZapbuzZ> i'll make a note of it
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> 100 - 200 bucks
32:00 <ZapbuzZ> ty
32:00 <ZapbuzZ> oh my
33:00 <ZapbuzZ> they better get me some lol
34:00 <ZapbuzZ> got my black swade jacket .... dry cleaners wouldnt clean it so i did it myself looks real smick
34:00 <ZapbuzZ> i luv it real leather
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
35:00 <beehhh> is that the one you stole off me?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah wear a bum bag and some, velcro pants too
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> possibly get a mullet cut 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you'll be set
35:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otR8V7rlnjA
35:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: "Never" TAC Drink Drive TV ad Views: 429,329   Uploaded: Published on Dec 2, 2009 Duration: 1 Minutes 31 Seconds 
36:00 <beehhh> i need to buy leather jackets when i go to england then to canada
36:00 <beehhh> its cheaper from bangladesh way cheaper
37:00 <ZapbuzZ> a bum bag?
37:00 <ZapbuzZ> u being sarcastic
37:00 <beehhh> A leather hoodie chased by two guys
39:00 <beehhh> yahoo mail app on my smartphone is grouse
40:00 <ZapbuzZ> yahoo mail omg i lost the password years ago
40:00 <beehhh> i get 50c all day internet as fast as browing youtube all time
40:00 <beehhh> :s
40:00 <ZapbuzZ> last i read the messages the russian mafia was trying to use me to launder their money
40:00 <ZapbuzZ> i lost interest in yahoo after that
41:00 <beehhh> yahoo delivers
41:00 <ZapbuzZ> beehhh gimme \
41:00 <ZapbuzZ> i want bandwidth im choking
41:00 <ZapbuzZ> i got this game it says download 30gb updates
42:00 <ZapbuzZ> battlefield 3
42:00 <ZapbuzZ> not its battlefield 4 probably 120gb
42:00 <beehhh> running in the snow will make you not sweaty so you could run for more
42:00 <Maurice> What
43:00 <ZapbuzZ> *now
44:00 <ZapbuzZ> got a message from monash psych triage today probably got caught dowloading pr0n torrents
44:00 <beehhh> if 1.4milllion participator gathers up just to see the gaint then how much be the total population there
44:00 <ZapbuzZ> they were crap i want my bandwidth back
44:00 <beehhh> your in clayton
45:00 <beehhh> glenweaverly, foresthill, scouring the sky like an ufo
46:00 <ZapbuzZ> changed my dns on my network hahaha stupid hackers .... then all the sudden ... connection reset by peer
47:00 <ZapbuzZ> at least the modem knows when to shutoff ddos not like my stupid android phone it just lets em crash everything
47:00 <beehhh> you can also get a ufo track app
47:00 <ZapbuzZ> last they got in my camera software got hacked
48:00 <beehhh> what brand were you using
48:00 <ZapbuzZ> theyre just fakes
49:00 <beehhh> http://oizoioi.com.my/blog/10-smartphones-with-4gb-ram-that-are-launching-2015/
49:00 <slinky_J> oh good
49:00 <slinky_J> beehhh
49:00 <ZapbuzZ> haha i used motorola it fights ddos but then i tried htc it let them in then i got an ALDI ONYX and i rooted it installed peerblock that stuffed them
49:00 <beehhh> s6 edge be awesome
49:00 <slinky_J> can I go out on a date with your tranny gf?
49:00 <slinky_J> she got nice tits
49:00 <slinky_J> I'm viet namming it up!
49:00 <beehhh> yes im into ladyboys
49:00 <ZapbuzZ> then i thought stuff them i'll go one better and get a proper hardware GSM router 
50:00 <ZapbuzZ> and since it uses LAN instead of usb; no more hardware ddos attacks 
51:00 <ZapbuzZ> too bad i stopped hacking after windows 98 i'd be so high up i'd be like ddos me? ur fried!
51:00 <ZapbuzZ> send all sorts of mischeif at them
51:00 <beehhh> http://www.xperiaz4.com/
52:00 <beehhh> ohhh ZapbuzZ i tell you dont watch porno on a smartphone
52:00 <ZapbuzZ> fair enough
52:00 <beehhh> get a tablet for that
53:00 <ZapbuzZ> i gots a base station gsm router its firewall is statefull
53:00 <ZapbuzZ> i can hook upto 32 tablets simultaneously
53:00 <ZapbuzZ> and 4 LANS
54:00 <Saemon> hola hola in da house peePZ
54:00 <beehhh> i'll buy a lenovo all-in-one PC in UK is a pentium processor for my assignment
54:00 <ZapbuzZ> everywhere i go these days theres always an unlisted malware 
55:00 <ZapbuzZ> like the one that nulls my peerblock lists
55:00 <beehhh> need a marriott experience and a degree with IELTS
58:00 <ZapbuzZ> ok
58:00 <ZapbuzZ> i need pickup lines
59:00 <beehhh> call them randi or beshia
00:00 <beehhh> think of the word geisha with b
01:00 <beehhh> ZapbuzZ there were two group of visitors from space one came to destroy us other came to rescue
01:00 <Saemon> hrm
02:00 <Saemon> whos awake?
02:00 <Saemon> Mew
02:00 <Saemon> yo mew mew
02:00 <Saemon> hows pirate doin?
03:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj1_nH_oK7w
03:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 14,000 Year Old UFO? - The Baltic Sea Anomaly Views: 602,764   Uploaded: Published on Jun 3, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 17 Seconds 
03:00 <beehhh> the one i saw is very latest probe
03:00 <beehhh> more powerful perhaps
05:00 <beehhh> one thing for sure they do evolved aswell
11:00 <ZapbuzZ> i hate young people these days ... they say too much info about their sex lives
11:00 <ZapbuzZ> and everything else
11:00 <beehhh> smaller in size, their activities was not far from the sea
12:00 <ZapbuzZ> and its not "hello who are you" its "whats your sexual orientation"
12:00 <Taco> 14,000 years old, but runs like its only 8,000
12:00 <Taco> $2000 ONO
12:00 <beehhh> no rego no rwc
13:00 <Taco> heh legit
13:00 <beehhh> shes still going mate immaculent beast shes
13:00 <Saemon> i like to sniff womens tacos
13:00 <Taco> yea but u dont
13:00 <Taco> wtf is wrong with u
13:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
13:00 <beehhh> runs on leaded
14:00 <DoC> heya Saemon
14:00 <Saemon> aaaaac, whats up doc?
14:00 <beehhh> brb should make myself a tuna sandwich
15:00 <beehhh> nothingelse i could think of right now
16:00 <Saemon> wtf is this frozen berries and Hep A shit goin arond
16:00 <beehhh> its a hoax so the rich will not eat berries
16:00 <Saemon> did someone on the assembly line jizz onto a packet or sume shit
16:00 <beehhh> poor people eats anything
17:00 <beehhh> i mean comeon hep c hep b heb A all good as a food
17:00 <DoC> not much Saemon, hows u mate?
18:00 <[Maverick]> hep a is a blood bourne virus Saemon
19:00 <Saemon> then how do these ppl contract it from frozen berries?
19:00 <beehhh> http://i5.walmartimages.com/dfw/dce07b8c-ba3d/k2-_bcba5335-732f-42e8-924f-79556cf6a2a2.v1.jpg
20:00 <Saemon> is there blood on the berries and do these ppl cut themself open and put the blood contaminated berrys into their wounds?
20:00 <Saemon> doc same old same old
20:00 <Saemon> been on a diet lately
20:00 <Saemon> tryin to lose weight n get in shape
20:00 <Saemon> its still just the 2nd month into the new yr
20:00 <beehhh> ecoli, meningitis, legionaries, hep
21:00 <beehhh> and another new year this week
21:00 <Saemon> not too late to start up a new yrs resolution just yet
21:00 <Saemon> beehhh you are khankir pola
21:00 <Saemon> boka choda beehhh
22:00 <Taco> Saemon is an irc bourne virus [Maverick] 
22:00 <beehhh> fatigue and short lesson dont mix well for Saemon
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1,0A from contaminated food or water or from close contact with someone who's infected.
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> hep A
23:00 <beehhh> especially if your a new emigrants to the country with bunch of kids
23:00 <Loof> or looking at pieter
24:00 <Taco> 1,16i love it when u type lik dis
24:00 <beehhh> Im sure going to catch one of them alien from the swamp
24:00 <Taco> 0,1or dis
24:00 <Taco> 1,0or dis
24:00 <slinky_J> Loof you ignoring me?
24:00 <Taco> 1,0o rite dats how u do it
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's usually through poo
25:00 <beehhh> they must be landed somewhere nearby beautful weather for time being
25:00 <Taco> 1,0ur poo looool
25:00 <slinky_J> oh beehhh
25:00 <aam> Soup again
25:00 <slinky_J> why is beehhh always here when bee_girl was here?
25:00 <slinky_J> soup
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, you're shit
25:00 <slinky_J> uno what sayin soup means aam?
25:00 <slinky_J> lolz
25:00 <Taco> 1,0naaaah
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeahhh
25:00 <aam> Not much Josh, u?
25:00 <Taco> 1,00no
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
25:00 <beehhh> accept that i use most of the cells of my brain 
26:00 <slinky_J> O_O
26:00 <slinky_J> not much
26:00 <slinky_J> lols
26:00 <Taco> 1,0josh still wuvz me
26:00 <slinky_J> soup
26:00 <aam> Tomato sleuth
26:00 <slinky_J> I got a white bread hottie
27:00 <aam> Nice
27:00 <beehhh> once clinically dead from kinghits and ice od but not a bad recovering outcome with fast healing progress
27:00 <slinky_J> thx
27:00 <beehhh> must get the food in you and planty of naps
28:00 <aam> I so badly want my lappy
28:00 <nate> 5$ lappy?
28:00 <slinky_J> i have a new lappy
28:00 <slinky_J> toshiba sat
28:00 <slinky_J> is nice
28:00 <aam> 850 bux on ebay from the stayes
28:00 <slinky_J> I was gonna grab a HP one but found this one I wanted from the start
28:00 <beehhh> nice one toshiba, lenovo gaming are not bad either
28:00 <slinky_J> HP had like bluray and more ram
28:00 <slinky_J> but fkn eh 
28:00 <slinky_J> dont need 16 ram
28:00 <slinky_J> lol
29:00 <Taco> 1,0HP has more hep a
29:00 <slinky_J> on a laptop
29:00 <slinky_J> yer this one cost me like two grand
29:00 <aam> I can't get Asus AMD in oz
29:00 <slinky_J> something
29:00 <slinky_J> I wanted a gaming laptop
29:00 <aam> That's y the states
29:00 <slinky_J> but when I found dell or watev bought out alien or watev
29:00 <slinky_J> i went back to toshiba
30:00 <slinky_J> and i love this one man
30:00 <beehhh> when i was in straya i had an analouge phone from optus very clearer service
30:00 <aam> "tu si ba"
30:00 <beehhh> cold days in 96
30:00 <aam> Means "u n no"
30:00 <slinky_J> nah
30:00 <beehhh> the one on elizabeth street the shop disappear itself
31:00 <slinky_J> I have one better
31:00 <ZapbuzZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krb6Du29HPc
31:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Origin of life on Earth: The Baltic sea anomaly 2013 Views: 115,607   Uploaded: Published on Jul 20, 2013 Duration: 14 Minutes 11 Seconds 
31:00 <ZapbuzZ> i liked it
31:00 <aam> This is a new Nokia Lumia 635 win 8 phone
32:00 <beehhh> i will watch it later
32:00 <beehhh> lumia's are great
32:00 <ZapbuzZ> i bet the "steps" on the ship are actually decay from combination of energy fields and natural processes
32:00 <slinky_J> yeah
32:00 <beehhh> im waiting for the zenfone2 with 2.3ghz
32:00 <slinky_J> everybody is going to become a tech master inna sec.
32:00 <slinky_J> cig time.
32:00 <aam> A gazillion more shit with it as opposed to when I had the HTC
32:00 <beehhh> like them video apps
33:00 <ZapbuzZ> theres a larger rectangular object next to the ship in other videos
33:00 <aam> Sah!!!
33:00 <aam> Haiii
34:00 <ZapbuzZ> the pieces the crew picked up shows how superior the metal is to anything on earth especially that anything man make wouldnt last 14000 years
35:00 <beehhh> electronics are way cheaper in malaysia
35:00 <ZapbuzZ> the grooves in these pieces shows the difficulty scientists have reverse engineering their tech: too damn minaturised
35:00 <ZapbuzZ> its like the ship has a nervous system
36:00 <beehhh> https://www.jbhifi.com.au/computers-tablets/laptops/toshiba/toshiba-p50t-b01r-15-6-touch-notebook/585068/
36:00 <beehhh> the price for a half an unit for uni
37:00 <ZapbuzZ> the patterns in this metal omg its fabricated
37:00 <beehhh> grace didnt shine on you, so use the alternative light
37:00 <ZapbuzZ> nice find behhh
37:00 <ZapbuzZ> *beehhh
38:00 <beehhh> i alread paid 50k AUD to curtin malaysia
39:00 <aam> Wat job r u strivin for beehhh?
39:00 <aam> Jus askin
40:00 <Saemon> who needs a job
40:00 <aam> Cause u forever been studyin here
40:00 <Saemon> in a country where theirs welfare payments
40:00 <beehhh> hotel manager in hawaii
40:00 <aam> Gd luck with that maaaaaaaan
41:00 <Saemon> thats because beehhh has been wasting his time doin all those shit leading to no specific path degrees at uni
41:00 <Saemon> economics, marketing, management etc etc
41:00 <Saemon> it leads to jobs where most of the time ppl dont even need degrees for
42:00 <beehhh> mine is a double major are hospitality, tourism & event management and marketing degree
42:00 <Saemon> should have just did a degree like nursing, dentisty, engineering etc
42:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Q_vGU-0T4
42:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: iOS 4.1 Jailbroken (Pieter)    Uploaded:  Sep 21, 2010 Duration: 2 Minutes 15 Seconds 
42:00 <Saemon> where there is a defined, determined and clear career pathway after you graduate
42:00 <aam> Every job I went for I never got asked abt my schooling
42:00 <Saemon> see beehhh
42:00 <aam> Jus experience
42:00 <Saemon> thats a total bullshit degree that you are studying
43:00 <beehhh> so people like allenby are protected under my custody
43:00 <Saemon> aam that depends on the jobs u apply for
44:00 <beehhh> norell is working in a budget motel she told me every weekend people just simply checks in for having sex many are cheating partners
44:00 <Saemon> anything professional would require qualifications
44:00 <aam> The only thing I'd study would be to become some doctor of sorts
44:00 <beehhh> her boss pays are double the money than any other jobs
44:00 <aam> So I can prescribe shit to myself
44:00 <Saemon> i dont think it works that way
45:00 <Saemon> doctors cant buy their own medicines
45:00 <aam> Y not?
45:00 <Saemon> like, they cant prescribe themselve stuff
45:00 <beehhh> because of you guys i remain unstrayan
45:00 <Saemon> because to prevent ppl with ideas like you from doing it
45:00 <Saemon> aam
46:00 <Saemon> there are rules and regulations to safeguard against abuse 
46:00 <Saemon> of the system
46:00 <aam> There's been docs experimenting on themselves in the past with certain drugs
46:00 <beehhh> there is no benefits of the doubt, i repeat, what was i saying again
46:00 <beehhh> aaaaaaa
46:00 <Saemon> well they probably used alternative methods to get those drugs
46:00 <Saemon> they definately cant prescribe it for themselves
47:00 <Saemon> they probably got a friend doctor to or something
47:00 <beehhh> aaaaaa
47:00 <aam> I have heard of self prescriptions
47:00 <beehhh> i didnt go to doctor for a shootup
47:00 <nate> beehhh u did!:)
47:00 <Saemon> well my brother is a doctor. he's sitting next to me right now reading this
47:00 <beehhh> No I couldnt
47:00 <Saemon> and he's saying doctors arent allowed to prescribe shit for themselves.
48:00 <nate> what is your brothers digimon name?
48:00 <nate> saemon and laymon?
48:00 <beehhh> memeshiba
48:00 <beehhh> shimoon and imoon
48:00 <aam> Like obv they can't prescribe themselves the illegal shit, but stuff like shit that one would need if he gets poisoned for example
49:00 <aam> Like poisoned by others
49:00 <Saemon> poisoned?
49:00 <beehhh> tony's daughters are hot
49:00 <Saemon> who the fuck would poison someone
49:00 <Saemon> this is real life 
49:00 <Saemon> not Mac fucking Beth
50:00 <beehhh> i'd like to call margie my mother-in-law
50:00 <beehhh> there we go passport, visa, citizenship and a relation with the PM
50:00 <aam> Like those fcked up psychiatrists that poison u and then they know that u need a benzo for the cure but they won't give it to u with the excuse that it's addictive
51:00 <aam> Well, fck u then, stop poisonin me
51:00 <Saemon> damn o_O
51:00 <Saemon> nigga u crazy
51:00 <Saemon> another nutjob like pieter
51:00 <aam> Lol at Simon
52:00 <aam> Dicked u have no fckn clue who u're talkin to, so u should reconsider wat u're sayin
53:00 <Saemon> lol cunt, i do have a clue. you're a fucken wacko faggot mate
53:00 <Saemon> dont u be talkin tough to me you fucken poof
53:00 <aam> I' fckn smite thee
54:00 <Saemon> u have NO fucking idea what i am capable off aam.
54:00 <aam> I'd*
54:00 <Saemon> thats my first and only warning to you.
54:00 <aam> Ye ur bikie mates?
54:00 <Saemon> oh so u do know abit about me huh
55:00 <Saemon> i see my reputation precedes me
55:00 <Saemon> well good, saves me the trouble.
55:00 <Saemon> dont fuck with me.
55:00 <aam> Isure m8
55:00 <aam> -l
55:00 <nate> i dont think aam wants to "fuck" with u :D
55:00 <nate> haha ;D
55:00 <nate> dinner first
55:00 <Saemon> by "fuck" i meant start a fight
56:00 <nate> ohh this an't ufc
56:00 <nate> u cant start fights
56:00 <nate> ;D~
56:00 <Saemon> #dontstartwhatyoucantfinish
56:00 <Saemon> #playwithfireyouwillgetburned
56:00 <aam> U can't fckn do shit m8, u're all bark, noffin else
56:00 <Saemon> #awokethesleepingdragon
56:00 <Saemon> #thelionhungersforprey
57:00 <nate> what are u and ya brother doing?
57:00 <Saemon> u wanna bet aam huh toughguy
57:00 <nate> lol
57:00 <Saemon> whats your address mate?
58:00 <Saemon> my bro's gone out to buy some ciggies
58:00 <aam> Tis Excessive u're talkin 2 yah tool
58:00 <Saemon> he's a rebels associate and a prospect
59:00 <Saemon> ah so its Excessive im talkin to huh
59:00 <Saemon> is that supposed to mean somethin to me?
59:00 <Saemon> coz i still have no idea who the fuck that is
59:00 <aam> Go n get ur bikie mates bro
00:00 <Saemon> i will
00:00 <Saemon> who u got?
00:00 <aam> Fckn spastic that u r
01:00 <Saemon> im not spastic. i just stand up for myself and take no shit from noone.
01:00 <Saemon> u started on me first and so i went straight to war on your ass
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
01:00 <aam> Stand up fo itself mentioning ur mates
01:00 <Saemon> doesnt feel good does it when ppl you try n pick on fights back huh
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> trolling cunts
02:00 <Saemon> now go back to your little pond where you're the big fish there mate
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> put each other on ignore and be done with it
02:00 <Saemon> cuz this is where the Sharks play.
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, where fuckwits play
02:00 <aam> Nah Samon is ok when he's not the "tool" he is now
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i'm sure you both are
03:00 <aam> +e
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> shame you're both dickheads
03:00 <slinky_J> bitta poot?
03:00 <slinky_J> wondering..
03:00 <slinky_J> pewtz
03:00 <aam> And u r exacly wat Kate?
03:00 <Saemon> yo pandas
04:00 <Saemon> sup brah
04:00 <slinky_J> hi
04:00 <Saemon> hey man
04:00 <Saemon> long time no see
04:00 <aam> +t
04:00 <slinky_J> thought you was banned
04:00 <Saemon> hows ashley?
04:00 <slinky_J> yea
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can't understand your text speak
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> therefore i can't reply 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
04:00 <slinky_J> she got back from singapore last week
04:00 <Saemon> nice
04:00 <slinky_J> she's going away soon
04:00 <Saemon> again?
04:00 <Saemon> where to?
04:00 <slinky_J> and it's Ashlee btw
04:00 <Saemon> ah 
04:00 <Saemon> same thing lol
04:00 <slinky_J> :P
04:00 <nate> is she manly :)
05:00 <Saemon> nah 
05:00 <Saemon> ive seen a pic of her
05:00 <slinky_J> she hasn't told me where she's goin' next
05:00 <slinky_J> yer
05:00 <Saemon> shes quite beautiful
05:00 <slinky_J> yer she is
05:00 <nate> over to Saemons for a good time?
05:00 <Saemon> whats your relationship with her anyway?
05:00 <slinky_J> no nate
05:00 <Saemon> are yous dating or wat
05:00 <slinky_J> and dont say that
05:00 <Saemon> lol i wish nate
05:00 <slinky_J> nah she has the best boyfriend Saemon
05:00 <slinky_J> like, ever
05:00 <slinky_J> like finally 
05:00 <Saemon> how so?
05:00 <slinky_J> uno
06:00 <Saemon> what makes him the best?
06:00 <nate> rich :D
06:00 <slinky_J> her age and into the same things
06:00 <Saemon> well endowed too
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> huge cock
06:00 <slinky_J> not like when she was dating a 35 yr old
06:00 <Saemon> lol katatonic_kate01 ^5
06:00 <slinky_J> she's good.
06:00 <Saemon> how old is she?
06:00 <slinky_J> 23
06:00 <aam> Kate's got cock on zah brain
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> hardly
06:00 <slinky_J> he is one month younger
06:00 <slinky_J> lol
07:00 <slinky_J> cute aye
07:00 <Saemon> wheres bastardly_one btw slinky_J
07:00 <slinky_J> my sis has a good bf
07:00 <Saemon> havent seen him on for a few days now
07:00 <aam> I hate typin on this fckn phone
07:00 <slinky_J> i dunno i dont care
07:00 <aam> Banned last I heard
07:00 <Saemon> thought you n him were mates
07:00 <slinky_J> mates?
07:00 <Saemon> lol howcome he's banned? what did he do?
08:00 <slinky_J> he's forty-five and can die in hell
08:00 <slinky_J> all I care
08:00 <Saemon> wth
08:00 <nate> complaining about ops;l
08:00 <slinky_J> I'll be nice on here
08:00 <Saemon> yous are always talkong about fifa and GTZ 5
08:00 <slinky_J> is all.
08:00 <Saemon> GTA
08:00 <slinky_J> he knows it
08:00 <aam> Prolly cause he always carries on with shit
08:00 <slinky_J> me?
08:00 <aam> B1
08:00 <slinky_J> ah ye
08:00 <Saemon> slinky_J what about you and simba?
09:00 <slinky_J> I mean I just like, been goin' thru gta V on xbox one
09:00 <Saemon> yous 2 cool now?
09:00 <slinky_J> no
09:00 <slinky_J> I'm not cool with you
09:00 <slinky_J> him
09:00 <slinky_J> or any troll.
09:00 <Saemon> ....why arent you cool with me?
09:00 <slinky_J> right?
09:00 <Saemon> wth, what did i do?
09:00 <slinky_J> because you and him are both trolls
09:00 <Saemon> how?
09:00 <slinky_J> you don't listen to me
10:00 <Saemon> i havent done anything to you wtf bro
10:00 <slinky_J> when you chat here and say shit
10:00 <slinky_J> and then you get banned
10:00 <slinky_J> should listen to me.
10:00 <Saemon> listen to you about what?
10:00 <slinky_J> how not to be a dick
10:00 <aam> Like u jus went on with me jus b4 Saemon
10:00 <Saemon> aam that was because i was defending myself
10:00 <aam> Ppl see that shit
10:00 <slinky_J> b1 is worse than you tbh
10:00 <Saemon> you started a fight with me what did you expecy
11:00 <slinky_J> see
11:00 <slinky_J> arc up
11:00 <slinky_J> dont arc up
11:00 <Saemon> hows b1 worse than me?
11:00 <slinky_J> chill
11:00 <aam> And create an image for themselves abt u
11:00 <slinky_J> pill
11:00 <slinky_J> Saemon
11:00 <slinky_J> lax it
11:00 <slinky_J> ;)
11:00 <aam> Lol at my gecko
12:00 <slinky_J> gheto
12:00 <slinky_J> getto
12:00 <aam> Chirpin away
12:00 <slinky_J> geto
12:00 <slinky_J> nigga wot
12:00 <slinky_J> You sing more than I do aam!
12:00 <aam> I have a gecko in my room
12:00 <slinky_J> Let's sing a song!
12:00 <slinky_J> wtf
13:00 <aam> Fck singin with typin on a fckn phone
13:00 <slinky_J> we have geckos here
13:00 <slinky_J> ur fone wants u to mate with amelie
13:00 <slinky_J> amelia
13:00 <slinky_J> one sec
13:00 <aam> Amelia aye?!
13:00 <slinky_J> :P
14:00 <slinky_J> yea she seems chill
15:00 <aam> Ah ye
15:00 <aam> Does she rewt?
17:00 <aam> I gots the kitchen tomoz
17:00 <aam> House chores
17:00 <aam> Dishpiggin for 4 hrs
18:00 <aam> I left Sydney, I'm stayin in a hostel up on the north coast
19:00 <aam> It's a huge ol pub that got converted into a hostel
20:00 <aam> Over 20 rooms here, each one of us does shit around here
21:00 <aam> It's part of the cheap rent n food
21:00 <aam> I pay 130 a week with lunch included every day
22:00 <aam> And the owners host a free dinner n brekky on Fri nites n sat mornings
26:00 <aam> Fckn beautiful weather here
29:00 <aam> Neways I'm ah fck orrff, L83RZ
50:00 <slinky_J> my dick reads
00:00 <grayc> no it doesn't
00:00 <grayc> I know some guys who type with their dicks but you can't teach them to read
15:00 <slinky_J> I say it does!
20:00 <grayc> prove it
26:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBKBs2QMzzM
26:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SIX ORANGE UFO "FIREBALL" PHENOMENON  2013 Views: 66,412   Uploaded: Published on May 31, 2013 Duration: 1 Minutes 35 Seconds 
27:00 <beehhh> i better go back to my cable line
27:00 <beehhh> back to the future
32:00 <beehhh> far side of the moon
35:00 <beehhh> air asia and ufo
39:00 <milk> the chinese have a secret weapon
39:00 <Taco> factories?
39:00 <Taco> cheap labour?
39:00 <milk> its called
39:00 <milk> The Plank
39:00 <milk> you see they look like other people
40:00 <milk> act normal and do the right thing
40:00 <grayc> fkn potheads
40:00 <milk> then, when they want to invade someone
40:00 <milk> they line up infantry and use The Plank
41:00 <milk> obviously its then someone elses fault
41:00 <milk> next thing you know
41:00 <milk> vietnamese are entering singapore harbour
42:00 <grayc> http://www.theoceancleanup.com/
49:00 <slinky_J> Gus Bane
50:00 <slinky_J> is taking an interest in me!
50:00 <slinky_J> I love the CHANG!
50:00 <slinky_J> :/
35:00 <ZapbuzZ> u should fill the freezer with them from supermarket cheaper
36:00 <ZapbuzZ> i use microwave meself
39:00 <milk> I havent watched any gung bung porn in a while
40:00 <milk> looks like the whole psyops division is in play
07:00 <slinky_J> my asshole phone decides to play music
07:00 <Mayo> whats wrong with that?
07:00 <slinky_J> lol
08:00 <slinky_J> nothin' but it is fucked bro
08:00 <slinky_J> for ages it doesnt
08:00 <slinky_J> I only use it to plug in stereo 
09:00 <slinky_J> now the phone is goin!!
09:00 <slinky_J> real Mayo?
09:00 <Mayo> yeh real egg mayo
09:00 <DoC> lol
09:00 <slinky_J> yer
09:00 <Mayo> what sort of phone do you use?
09:00 <slinky_J> im Eggs
10:00 <slinky_J> oh this
10:00 <slinky_J> um
10:00 <slinky_J> i4
10:00 <slinky_J> yer
10:00 <slinky_J> an i4
10:00 <slinky_J> just stopped pumpin music ages ago
10:00 <slinky_J> shit died on it
11:00 <slinky_J> every now and then it does
11:00 <Mayo> i4?
11:00 <slinky_J> ifone
11:00 <slinky_J> 4
11:00 <slinky_J> dude
11:00 <slinky_J> im not into fones
11:00 <slinky_J> i had it it was cool then the shit fucked me
12:00 <slinky_J> so i couldnt play songs except to plug in
12:00 <slinky_J> now it's acting nice!
13:00 <slinky_J> fk this crazy fone
13:00 <Mayo> ohh iphone 4 cool
13:00 <Mayo> old
14:00 <slinky_J> yer old
14:00 <slinky_J> im just up like
14:00 <slinky_J> girl is in my bed
14:00 <slinky_J> im up
14:00 <slinky_J> n this shit is working
14:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:00 <slinky_J> fuck both speakers
14:00 <slinky_J> LOL
15:00 <Mayo> girl in your bed hey?
15:00 <Mayo> wanking you?
15:00 <slinky_J> ghost in the fone man
15:00 <slinky_J> aye
15:00 <slinky_J> well she is asleep so no
15:00 <slinky_J> oi
16:00 <slinky_J> i am worried my fone will cut
16:00 <slinky_J> again
16:00 <slinky_J> n no music
16:00 <slinky_J> unless plugged in
16:00 <slinky_J> can u help?
17:00 <DoC> LOL @ wanking you
17:00 <DoC> slinky_J, u seducing her?
18:00 <slinky_J> seduce your mum soon and sweat
18:00 <DoC> stfu idiot
18:00 <slinky_J> asking about a phone
18:00 <Mayo> why dont you stfu DoC?
18:00 <slinky_J> dont suck my dick on it
18:00 <slinky_J> haha Mayo
18:00 <Mayo> slinky_J can say what he want's
18:00 <DoC> make me
18:00 <DoC> if u have balls
19:00 <Mayo> yeh make you over a computer
19:00 <Mayo> real talk !
19:00 <slinky_J> Wait
19:00 <slinky_J> DoC, you have balls?
19:00 <slinky_J> just
19:00 <DoC> well i'm already gonna do some other stuff slinky_J go stick up ur nose in ur own ass hole
19:00 <slinky_J> I do.
20:00 <slinky_J> no no
20:00 <slinky_J> you're about to eat some shemale pussy
20:00 <slinky_J> how hard you are
21:00 <slinky_J> oi
21:00 <slinky_J> you muslim cunt
22:00 <DoC> good work Bonny
22:00 <DoC> :)
22:00 <DoC> *hugz*
24:00 <Mayo> hate racist ppl
24:00 <DoC> thanks Bonny ;)
25:00 <DoC> bbl.
29:00 <Mayo> hi Bonny how are u?
33:00 <Mayo> hi Bonny 
33:00 <Mayo> why did you ban him then unban?
34:00 <Bonny> cos I told him he needs to apologise to doc
34:00 <Bonny> andhe says he will do that
34:00 <Mayo> ok
34:00 <Mayo> so sorry is ok?
35:00 <DoC> no worries Bonny :)
35:00 <DoC> all fine :)
35:00 <Bonny> :)
35:00 <DoC> thx :)
36:00 <Taco> Oh yes, I am looking forward to him coming back to politely tell us how we should love muslim cunts, along with all cunts
36:00 <Mayo> yes Taco i agree
36:00 <Mayo> so Bonny its ok?
36:00 <Bonny> what's ok?
37:00 <Mayo> its ok?
37:00 <slinky_J> poop
37:00 <Mayo> slinky_J you have to say sorry to DoC
38:00 <slinky_J> eat me
38:00 <Mayo> <Mayo> hi Bonny 
38:00 <Mayo> <Mayo> why did you ban him then unban?
38:00 <Mayo> <@Bonny> cos I told him he needs to apologise to doc
38:00 <Mayo> <@Bonny> andhe says he will do that
39:00 <slinky_J> dont be a dick mashpotato
39:00 <slinky_J> Mayo
39:00 <DoC> slinky_J had already said sorry Bonny
39:00 <DoC> its ok :)
39:00 <slinky_J> don't need to say
40:00 <Bonny> it's cool
40:00 <Taco> doh I was chatting to Mayo :(
40:00 <Taco> oh well I guess he'll be back in about 2 minutes
40:00 <Taco> since nobody has fixed the BOPM
40:00 <Bonny> and zlined again and again
41:00 <Taco> u do realise ur doing the job of a robot, right?
41:00 <Bonny> you do realise it's none of your business.. you're not an oper here
42:00 <Taco> Yea, I feel like a tennant complaining to a shitty landlord who never fixes anything
42:00 <Bonny> well if you don't like it here.. there are other servers you can try
42:00 <Taco> Maybe I will
42:00 <Bonny> good then.. :)
42:00 <Taco> Along with the other 40,000 people who used to use austnet
42:00 <Bonny> that''s fine by me
43:00 <Taco> But moving is such a drama
43:00 <Taco> I kind of like this relationship we've got going on
43:00 <DoC> lol plivent got zlined?
43:00 <DoC> cool
43:00 <Bonny> well you dont seem to be happy with the services here..
43:00 <DoC> great work Bonny u traces retard easily
43:00 <Taco> Well theres a laundry down the street and I eat out heaps
44:00 <Bonny> and it won't be resolved so you're free to leave
44:00 <Bonny> no one forces you to connect here
44:00 <Taco> Why not?
44:00 <Taco> Do austnet opers want open proxies connecting?
44:00 <Bonny> cos there is nothing to resolve
44:00 <Taco> Do austnet opers want a +R that isn't functional?
44:00 <Taco> Hahahahahahahaahahahaha
44:00 <Bonny> we're happy with the way things are here
45:00 <Taco> I'll tell you a story
45:00 <Bonny> you're the one who isn't happy
45:00 <Taco> You see the other day I was bored, and thinking about this shitty network
45:00 <Taco> So I found a list of like 50 proxies, and to my surprise, every single one let me connect to austnet
45:00 <Taco> I thought about saying something but I knew you guys don't care
45:00 <Taco> And would prob zline me for using proxies
45:00 <Taco> But now you can't prove nothing, as my statements could be false, so I'm hoping you won't do that
46:00 <Taco> But it goes to show that there certainly are problems
46:00 <DoC> Lol
46:00 <Taco> Yer like the idiets that leave their keys in their ignition then wonder why their car got stolen
46:00 <DoC> nice tune Bonny :D
46:00 <Bonny> ta DoC
46:00 <DoC> np sweety :)
47:00 <Taco> Meanwhile, other opers just encourage criminal activity
47:00 <Taco> Is incitement still a crime in the US? Pretty sure it is.
47:00 <Bonny> if this network is so shitty then why bother connecting here?
48:00 <milk> yep joy riding a hyundai
48:00 <Bonny> my car is a hyundai
49:00 <Bonny> I wish it would get stolen
49:00 <Bonny> want a new car
49:00 <milk> same
49:00 <Taco> why would anybody steal a hyundai?
49:00 <Bonny> joy ride and to thrash it?
49:00 <Taco> doesn't sound like "joy riding"
50:00 <milk> abbos you know, when they get drunk they do crazy stuff
50:00 <Bonny> that too
50:00 <Taco> wait a moment
50:00 <Taco> its not racist when its abos, but its racist when its a religion?
50:00 <Taco> makes sense
50:00 <Bonny> yup
50:00 <Taco> great work einstein
51:00 <Bonny> yup I'm a brainiac
51:00 <milk> the basics of it is that it's not illegal to be politically incorrect
53:00 <Taco> ever looked at the racial discrimination act of 1975?
54:00 <milk> is it like the mental health act of 1996
54:00 <milk> ?
55:00 <Taco> uhh sure why not, its an exact copy?
55:00 <milk> dunno, you're the lawyer trying to get free stuff
57:00 <milk> I put it to the court, that rather than working diligently in his clients defence, Taco is attempting to pay for his cocaine habit by prolonging the service of the court
57:00 <slinky_J> soz doc
57:00 <slinky_J> burp
58:00 <slinky_J> lolz
59:00 <NeoGeo64> hello
02:00 <milk> hey
14:00 <ZapbuzZ> good morning cunts
15:00 <ZapbuzZ> remember: they're useful
16:00 <ZapbuzZ> i want one right now
16:00 <ZapbuzZ> so i better go look for one
07:00 <Sunbeam> evening folks :)
44:00 <ZapbuzZ> bahahaha 
44:00 <ZapbuzZ> i know! i just realised!!! where the wallets are :D
49:00 <ZapbuzZ> hi zap how are you
50:00 <ZapbuzZ> oh good thanks
51:00 <ZapbuzZ> never ceases to depress me that i never buy dingers because they expire 
52:00 <ZapbuzZ> dinger dinger dinaling
53:00 <ZapbuzZ> ding dong
08:00 <Doodle> [05:22] * slinky_J was kicked by Bonny (Racism will not be tolerated!)
08:00 <Doodle> SINCE FUCKING WHEN
09:00 <nate> lol
11:00 <Doodle> that towel headed camel rooter is going to get a talking to when she comes back
23:00 <Exo> Hahahaha
24:00 <nate> who knew doodle was this nasty!
25:00 <Exo> Must've woken up on the wrong side of the bed
31:00 <ZapbuzZ> ahhh what a beautiful day
34:00 <ZapbuzZ> zacks on a proxy
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' la freeks
23:00 <Serenity> thanks to whoever zlined doodle. Im in the shit now.
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> He got z lined?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> What for lol
26:00 <Serenity> yeah
26:00 <Serenity> and apparently its my fault
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> where you even here last night?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was watching a tv series last night and had irc on in the background….. 
27:00 <Serenity> for a little while but this happened this morning
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH lolz
27:00 <Serenity> im not even a server admin
27:00 <Serenity> so i dont see how its my fault
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> what did he do to get the kick?
28:00 <Serenity> i dunno if what he did warranted a zlin
28:00 <Serenity> e
29:00 <Serenity> but bonny banned someone last night and he made a comment about it and someone zlined
29:00 <NBN-FAST-SHIT> Serenity do you ever stop whinging? you're like this nagging wife that never stops whinging
30:00 <Serenity> do you ever stop trolling?
30:00 <NBN-FAST-SHIT> HAHAHHAHA DOODLE GOT ZLINED SUCK SHIT
30:00 <Serenity> someone asked a fucking question and i answered it
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Honestly, so many cunts
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> invites only :P for the next 24 hours! 
31:00 <Serenity> how long has it been a week? im bored already
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah - i was gonna say
34:00 <Serenity> not so bad the trolls having a go, because well they are trolls who cares
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Why bother, attempting to stop power trippers when there are just going to be a bunch of cunts trolling.
35:00 <Serenity> but when friends start laying into me over shit on here.. meh
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah… totes. Bit uncalled for....
35:00 <Exo> water under the bridge
35:00 <Serenity> ah well
35:00 <Serenity> whats the plans for today miss
41:00 <aam> Soup
42:00 <Exo> pretzels
43:00 <aam> Tomato sleuth
54:00 <Serenity> lol pressurecooker stalking..
54:00 <Serenity> im not going anywhere dickhead give up
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> the child vomited earlier, so i was watching wild krats with her
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> then my mummy flew down from ze north coast and is entertaining her...
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> AND i'll have to pack up 80 thousand toys lol to give the appearance the lounge room is tidy :P
57:00 <Serenity> ewww spew
59:00 <[Maverick]> yay.. +v for virgin.
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. she is fine now
07:00 <Devil45> and +b for banned virgin.
07:00 <psYbR> afternoon
08:00 <Devil45> is it? i didnt notice
10:00 <slinky_J> in de-butt
21:00 <Floss> im starving D:
22:00 <slinky_J> I'll cook you something
22:00 <slinky_J> whut chu want?
22:00 <slinky_J> Four eggs on the ceiling!
22:00 <slinky_J> :D
24:00 <slinky_J> I really fucking hate my phone.
25:00 <Floss> i want something with chocolate
30:00 <nate> 2 many hot chix numbers in it slinky_J?
32:00 <aam> Nice 2 way comms on the air Sah
37:00 <slinky_J> HOTDOG
37:00 <slinky_J> with chocolate
40:00 <aam> Josh, u should get on the rubbing tobacco
41:00 <aam> I smoke it without rubbing it, a cig lasts for aaaaaages n burns like a tailor
44:00 <ShadowLurker> or you know
44:00 <ShadowLurker> quit
46:00 <aam> I'm a wuss with quittin ciggies, I enjoy them too much
46:00 <aam> N haiiiii
50:00 <aam> Got my back aye? 
51:00 <Saemon> agree with ShadowLurker
51:00 <Saemon> quit smoking
51:00 <slinky_J> rubbing tobacco
51:00 <slinky_J> ?
51:00 <Saemon> or better yet, dont smoke at all
51:00 <Saemon> im straight edge
51:00 <Digerati> Ana_Ng : Before you make a stupid/retarded remark about someone else in any room, get to know the person first and their life story, personally I don't give a fuck about how (hard) your lifestyle is, in comparison to mine, I started to work at 16 years old to get through school in factorys, my parents were poor, and came to the country through a government work/build scheme in 1955 without a red cent in their
51:00 <Digerati>  pocket, and worked for the ADF for close to 30 years to get the house I am in now, I was born with damage to my body, a disability, I got no money in my account, because I can't fucking work with the disability I have.
51:00 <Digerati> GO FUCK YOURSELF
51:00 <Digerati> IMBECILE
52:00 <nate> lol
52:00 <nate> Serenityis crumbling :)
52:00 <Digerati> take it up with the feds
52:00 <Digerati> apparently simba thinks his a fed
52:00 <Digerati> fed like a fat pig
52:00 <slinky_J> you better haved lefted!
52:00 <Saemon> Naw Digerati that paragraph made me cry :"(
53:00 <simba> Saemon shh
53:00 <slinky_J> yer
53:00 <slinky_J> nobody would ever read a paragraph
53:00 <slinky_J> that just shits me
53:00 <aam> Fck 
53:00 <Saemon> Fcuk
53:00 <slinky_J> has sinead o'connor come to adels yet?
53:00 <Saemon> i got 3 shirts of that brand
54:00 <slinky_J> fcuk is shit dude
54:00 <slinky_J> less you're a wog
54:00 <slinky_J> like a really gay wog
54:00 <Saemon> pffft
54:00 <nate> thats me
54:00 <slinky_J> hey babe
54:00 <slinky_J> ;D
54:00 <Saemon> fashion brands arent restricted to ethnicity
54:00 <slinky_J> sure they are
54:00 <nate> Saemon hits the shops in his adidas
55:00 <Saemon> what do normal white ppl wear then?
55:00 <slinky_J> all the African bushmen in Africa with nike tops
55:00 <slinky_J> chest hair.
55:00 <slinky_J> you never seen Poirot?
55:00 <Saemon> no
55:00 <slinky_J> sexy brit plays a belgian
55:00 <slinky_J> chest haaiir
56:00 <Saemon> you ever tried giving a blow job?
56:00 <nate> to a banana?
56:00 <Saemon> its quite weird man
56:00 <Saemon> nah to a real person
56:00 <slinky_J> to a banana?
56:00 <slinky_J> srsly fuck off now.
56:00 <Saemon> i went through a phase where i was bi sexual
56:00 <simba> dw hes just attention seeking, put him on ignore
56:00 <slinky_J> done
56:00 <Saemon> the feeling of the penis pulsating as he was cumming in my mouth
56:00 <slinky_J> wait
56:00 <Saemon> was weird
57:00 <slinky_J> done.
57:00 <simba> phew
57:00 <Saemon> its like a sausage thats alive
57:00 <nate> Saemon thats lovely:)
57:00 <simba> Saemon it was better when you were too scared to come in here
57:00 <slinky_J> I hope my neighbour as gone to get weed
57:00 <slinky_J> coz im out
57:00 <Saemon> why was i too scared? what made u think i was scared?
58:00 <Saemon> lol simba
58:00 <Saemon> too scared to reply to that?
58:00 <aam> Abt an hour for my weed
58:00 <Saemon> u know you've been a naughty boy with your ops dont you simba 
58:00 <slinky_J> pic of the day thanks to megamanga
59:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/16503_10152737693063099_4969178432320118952_n.jpg?oh=38411d8582dd617d7f84f45759cb41ae&oe=558EC154&__gda__=1435877269_b0bc0a984222cbe95e57c84a70d0515e
59:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
59:00 <aam> I get mine straight from Nimbin
59:00 <slinky_J> yo dawg
59:00 <aam> I live half hour away from Nimbin here
00:00 <simba> <Saemon> why was i too scared? what made u think i was scared? <Saemon> your ops  
00:00 <aam> And it's 10 bux a g for me
00:00 <Saemon> lol
00:00 <Saemon> i didnt say your ops
00:00 <simba> terrible trolling
02:00 <Saemon> hey everyone, whats happened to bastardly_one?
02:00 <Saemon> why did he get banned?
02:00 <BrandonThatch> Yes why did he get banned?
02:00 <Serenity> hes not banned hes zlined
02:00 <Serenity> that is not a channel issue
03:00 <Saemon> whoooa damn
03:00 <BrandonThatch> Saemon, I think Doodle is banned too
03:00 <BrandonThatch> lulz
03:00 <Saemon> why is he zlined?
03:00 <simba> LulZ
03:00 <Saemon> omg
03:00 <Saemon> this is huge news
03:00 <Saemon> i cant wait for him to come back so i can laugh at him about it LOL
03:00 <BrandonThatch> simba was being naughty with his ops
03:00 <BrandonThatch> so was [Maverick]
03:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon wants to find out what its like to be zlined
04:00 <Floss> why has doodle been banned?
04:00 <Saemon> oh how the mighty hath fallen eh bastardly_on
04:00 <Floss> he was just being cheeky
04:00 <Saemon> oh how the mighty hath fallen eh bastardly_one*
04:00 <ShadowLurker> dont get cocky Saemon
04:00 <ShadowLurker> youre already on thin ice
04:00 <BrandonThatch> ShadowLurker leave him alone
04:00 <Saemon> just pointing out the irony 
04:00 <BrandonThatch> You are not an op
05:00 <ShadowLurker> neither are you
05:00 <ShadowLurker> shut your cunt
05:00 <Serenity> why dont you all stop being fuckheads and just chat like normal
05:00 <BrandonThatch> Im not the one acrting like I am ShadowLurker
05:00 <Saemon> he was part of the room scooby-gang for a while, and then was made an op, and now is zlined
05:00 <ShadowLurker> Q.Q mate
05:00 <BrandonThatch> shit cunt
05:00 <BrandonThatch> rofl
05:00 <Saemon> the tables are turned often in here
05:00 <simba> irc is much better when i scared saemon off
05:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
05:00 <Serenity> no one is banned. they are zlined
05:00 <Serenity> that has nothing to do with any ops in this channel
06:00 <simba> or any one 
06:00 <slinky_J> `ban Serenity loves sex too much
06:00 <slinky_J> aw ChanOP
06:00 <slinky_J> b rice
06:00 <slinky_J> :(
06:00 <aam> Z-lined on a dodo static ..... hmmmm, that's a bitch
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <simba> he’ll probably change ISP
06:00 <simba> today
07:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
07:00 <slinky_J> Saemon?
07:00 <simba> “yeah.. needa talk to some mates on a corrupt irc network i was banned on”
07:00 <Saemon> simba you did scare me, but i took Darth Mauls approach to fear
07:00 <Saemon> the sith way
07:00 <slinky_J> it's like the sky opened and god handed you directly to me
07:00 <Saemon> "Fear. Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear. Fear is my ally."
07:00 <Saemon> :P
07:00 <BrandonThatch> How on earth is anyone scared of simba?
07:00 <Floss> i like poo
07:00 <slinky_J> so sezz
08:00 <slinky_J> some girl likes me
08:00 <Saemon> because simba is like 6'9
08:00 <slinky_J> *watches scream to lean how to treat a girl
08:00 <Saemon> of pure spartan blood
08:00 <BrandonThatch> I see
08:00 <aam> Some girl likes/hates me too, but secretly
08:00 <slinky_J> lol
08:00 <Floss> is it your hand
09:00 <slinky_J> it's a hard game
09:00 <aam> It is
09:00 <slinky_J> perish the thouoght, she should cherrish the thoughts that come out of your gun aam.
09:00 <Floss> shes ugly
09:00 <aam> I hear all her love so gs
09:00 <slinky_J> ;D
09:00 <Saemon> well i hope this zlining has finally taught bastardly_one some humility
09:00 <Saemon> hope he pulls he's head in
09:00 <Floss> lol has he been zlined
09:00 <slinky_J> when her eyes are screaming and saying "oh baby"
09:00 <Floss> poor b1
10:00 <Saemon> and stops being so damn arrogant, condecending and uppity
10:00 <slinky_J> b1 is banned?
10:00 <Floss> at least one of the other seniors at the home will get to use the computer now
10:00 <BrandonThatch> b1 has been banished from austnet
10:00 <slinky_J> LOLOL
10:00 <slinky_J> that cunt has weed.
10:00 <slinky_J> i wannit
10:00 <ShadowLurker> its like a broken record in here
10:00 <BrandonThatch> ShadowLurker dont read it then
11:00 <Saemon> lol yeah ShadowLurker
11:00 <Saemon> you got those things called eyelids dont ya champ?
11:00 <slinky_J> where is b1 when you need a history lesson
11:00 <slinky_J> :(
11:00 <Saemon> when u see something u dont like
11:00 <Saemon> close them.
11:00 <ShadowLurker> what are you even talking about
11:00 <Saemon> youe eyelids
11:00 <Floss> yes b1 is great for history info, i mean, he was in ww1...
11:00 <Saemon> when u dont want to read something said in here ShadowLurker
11:00 <Saemon> just close your eyelids
12:00 <ShadowLurker> just stop mate
12:00 <ShadowLurker> you make no sense
12:00 <nate> ShadowLurker hes your buddy;l
12:00 <Floss> saemon are your parents brother and sister
12:00 <Saemon> maybe
12:00 <nate> lurking in the shadows together;l
12:00 <Saemon> they do look alike
12:00 <Floss> like millhouses parents
12:00 <Saemon> lol
13:00 <Floss> omg you are millhouse arent you.
13:00 <Saemon> hell no
13:00 <Saemon> millhouse is a nerd
13:00 <Floss> thats exactly what millhouse would say....
13:00 <simba> Saemon ill let u stay for a bit cos when its made public that youre just a follower you shut up
13:00 <simba> so heres a chance
14:00 <slinky_J> oh man I can't see Saemon 'cause you suggested ignore
14:00 <Saemon> if anything, im a mix of bart simpson and nelson Floss
14:00 <ShadowLurker> ohhhh that cunt was talking
14:00 <ShadowLurker> figures
14:00 <[Maverick]> hahah 
14:00 <simba> nelson floss i think its nelson muntz
15:00 <ShadowLurker> ive implimented that suggestion of ignores
15:00 <ShadowLurker> its disorientating
15:00 <Saemon> i said floss to address floss
15:00 <slinky_J> lol
15:00 <Saemon> i wanst saying floss is nelsons surname
15:00 <slinky_J> at least you have head hair, sigh.
16:00 <slinky_J> [13:03] <+beagle> slinky_J <- says nothing after that, maybe died.
18:00 <slinky_J> how was seven psychocats simba?
18:00 <simba> ddint watch a movie
18:00 <slinky_J> did you watch the link?
18:00 <simba> ended up on wiki looking up henry the king and all his sons
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <slinky_J> lolz
18:00 <Devil45> speaking of movies i do not recommend fifty shades of grey.
18:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
18:00 <simba> i saw the cats 1 yea
19:00 <slinky_J> nice
19:00 <simba> thanx Devil45 i was gonna see that but then i rememebred im not a 16 year old girl
19:00 <slinky_J> it just showed up on youtube on xbox
19:00 <slinky_J> yer
19:00 <Devil45> yea its not for guys
19:00 <slinky_J> I was goin to take a young boy to see it wit me
19:00 <simba> its not for people with brains is it
19:00 <slinky_J> not now
19:00 <slinky_J> he cuts grass nice ;)
19:00 <Devil45> id rather watch emma stone in gangster squad or superbad...
20:00 <slinky_J> *smart
20:00 <slinky_J> fuck
20:00 <slinky_J> aye gangster squad was good because of her
20:00 <Devil45> yup
20:00 <slinky_J> ;D
20:00 <Devil45> :)
20:00 <slinky_J> she is just yum
20:00 <Devil45> sean penn was mean in it. but emma was hot.
20:00 <simba> rangas r alrite
20:00 <slinky_J> shahahahaha
21:00 <Devil45> someone told me emma watson is hotter than emma stone - no way
23:00 <slinky_J> she's hotter than a boy
23:00 <slinky_J> sure
23:00 <nate> shes smarter thats hot
23:00 <slinky_J> wait
23:00 <slinky_J> nate
23:00 <simba> emma the spice girl was hotter
23:00 <slinky_J> didnt she speak at some conf?
23:00 <slinky_J> about um
23:00 <slinky_J> feminism
23:00 <Devil45> feminist conference.
23:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
23:00 <nate> no one likes redheads
23:00 <Christopher> oi
23:00 <slinky_J> i fucked a 7 month preg redhead
23:00 <nate> emma watson wins
23:00 <Christopher> i have aurburn hair
23:00 <slinky_J> was nice
24:00 <slinky_J> coz she was on top.
24:00 <Christopher> it goes reddish in my beard
24:00 <nate> Christopher yours is black as bra!
24:00 <slinky_J> my toes could wiggle to wiggle songs in my head.
24:00 <Christopher> if i get heaps sunlight it goes red
24:00 <nate> does not
24:00 <nate> :P
24:00 <slinky_J> nate dude one of my x's wasnt pure red head
24:00 <slinky_J> but she had like reddish pubes
25:00 <slinky_J> like this nice strip oh gawd
25:00 <slinky_J> that was sunshine.
25:00 <nate> hmmm:)
25:00 <slinky_J> yea she got a kid now i think
26:00 <slinky_J> nate
26:00 <slinky_J> pm
26:00 <aam> Oh J btw mine calls me her future husband lol
27:00 <aam> I'm waitin intently for my weed
28:00 <simba> i got some SERIOUS SHIT last night but i need a can of coke to go with it
28:00 <simba> coke and weed are mates
28:00 <Devil45> jb and coke and weed can be mates too
28:00 <aam> Half price weed here lol
28:00 <Christopher> hi Devil45
28:00 <simba> not gonna drink on monday afternoon
28:00 <Christopher> hi Ana_Ng
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <Christopher> aam
28:00 <slinky_J> lolz
28:00 <Devil45> sup sup.
29:00 <slinky_J> I like that
29:00 <Christopher> not much hows u
29:00 <aam> Welcome to uno paradiso
29:00 <slinky_J> this chick ino better not ever fucking call me that
29:00 <Christopher> uno is free on ps3 
29:00 <slinky_J> but she is half German
29:00 <Devil45> my fiancee is like 'wtf' whenever i mention jb and coke
29:00 <Christopher> i think
29:00 <slinky_J> so I figure she will just murder me first XD
30:00 <Devil45> i used to drink jb straight from the bottle when i was younger.
30:00 <Christopher> slinky_J
30:00 <Devil45> didnt bother with coke
30:00 <Christopher> lol
30:00 <aam> Germans r carnts
30:00 <Devil45> god i miss those days
30:00 <Christopher> id that with southern comfort at 17
30:00 <Christopher> then when go home
30:00 <Christopher> got
30:00 <Devil45> when i was 16 i got so drunk i was sick every day for a week after that
30:00 <slinky_J> half german half english
30:00 <slinky_J> best combo
30:00 <Christopher> woke up drank milk
30:00 <slinky_J> fucked a g e once
31:00 <Christopher> guess what happend next
31:00 <slinky_J> so milky
31:00 <Devil45> but that didnt stop me challenging a mate to a milk sculling contest
31:00 <slinky_J> lel
31:00 <Devil45> this was back when 1 liter cartons existed
31:00 <Christopher> i love milk
31:00 <Christopher> best drink
31:00 <slinky_J> they still do
31:00 <slinky_J> in shelf form
31:00 <Devil45> and the price per carton was 64 cents
31:00 <slinky_J> man you must be young Devil45
32:00 <Christopher> slabs were 21$ when i was 17
32:00 <Christopher> now they are 48
32:00 <Devil45> i could buy a carton of cigs for less than 20 bucks back then
32:00 <ShadowLurker> quit then
32:00 <Christopher> winnie blues were 5$ basically
32:00 <slinky_J> an ounce was 35 bux
32:00 <Devil45> got 8 packets in them
32:00 <slinky_J> from a friend
32:00 <slinky_J> when I was his friend
32:00 <Devil45> and peter jackson cost less than 2.50
32:00 <aam> And u earned 100 somethin a week
32:00 <Devil45> per pack
32:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
32:00 <Devil45> and that was the 80s
33:00 <slinky_J> fuck me
33:00 <Devil45> so id hardly say im young
33:00 <slinky_J> I like you but
33:00 <aam> Now u earn 1000 wat's the diff?
33:00 <slinky_J> let's not get all b1 up in hurr
33:00 <slinky_J> depressing.
33:00 <Devil45> yea whats that about
33:00 <Devil45> whats this b1 thing?
33:00 <slinky_J> deepassing.
33:00 <ShadowLurker> lol @ earn
33:00 <slinky_J> He is some old cancer patient
33:00 <Devil45> i havent been here i dont know what went down
33:00 <ShadowLurker> they dont earn anything
33:00 <Devil45> so hes a bit emo
34:00 <slinky_J> what ever smoking too much and never having done anything in your life does to somebody
34:00 <slinky_J> b1!
34:00 <Devil45> ha
34:00 <Devil45> ive done so much in my life theres nothing left that i havent done ;o
34:00 <slinky_J> aam!
34:00 <Devil45> well maybe some things
34:00 <slinky_J> always some things
34:00 <Devil45> yup
34:00 <Devil45> i havent gone bungee jumping
35:00 <slinky_J> that'd be interesting
35:00 <slinky_J> wb!
35:00 <Devil45> i havent ridden a kawasaki over 20 buses
35:00 <slinky_J> that's one i'd do
35:00 <slinky_J> sky diving nuh, wait yeah :D
35:00 <slinky_J> twenty, who did that?
35:00 <aam> I was talkin abt a erage wages b4
36:00 <slinky_J> on a ducati that'd be funny
36:00 <Devil45> i dont think a ducati would be fast or powerful enough
36:00 <aam> Neways,I'll bb L83RZ
38:00 <slinky_J> rofl
38:00 <slinky_J> skid out b4 the ramp
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps!
39:00 <Christopher> love
39:00 <Christopher> hi
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
39:00 <Christopher> not much chillin u
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Soooo who wants to read + summarise a document for training tomoz...
39:00 <Christopher> nah
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay you all do - awesome
40:00 <Christopher> do u work caringfor ppl katatonic_kate01
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah, something like that
40:00 <Christopher> nice
40:00 <Christopher> to give back is such a selfless act
41:00 <Christopher> big ups
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i get paid to care
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> otherwise I probably wouldn't be there :P
49:00 <Saemon> yo mew mew
49:00 <Saemon> tell pirate saemon says yo
58:00 <Serenity> wheres that bitch faux
58:00 <Serenity> i have grape tuck in me nose
58:00 <Serenity> stuck
58:00 <TRippAbeggZ> that's unfortunate...
00:00 <Bonny> dragen who is in charge of asd said he would do the same thing if he was being harrassed on the phone
00:00 <Bonny> oops
00:00 <Bonny> lol
00:00 <Christopher> hi Serenity hugs
01:00 <Serenity> ba bow lol
01:00 <Christopher> hehe
01:00 <Serenity> hi
02:00 <Christopher> its gonna get busy for u real soon
02:00 <Christopher> 3pm
03:00 <Serenity> whats at 3pm
07:00 <Floss> please let it be nap time
07:00 <Christopher> u have to pick up kids
07:00 <Christopher> soon
08:00 <Christopher> hi Floss
10:00 <ShoutingWhispers> Serenity: is it seedless? what if it's not and you start growing a vineyard in your lungs
10:00 <ShoutingWhispers> actually ive had grape skin stuck at the back of my throat before
10:00 <ShoutingWhispers> then i looked it up and they said it's not uncommon
11:00 <Serenity> chris thats weird
11:00 <Serenity> ShoutingWhispers lol its seedless!
12:00 <TRippAbeggZ> wanna know what's weird, picking up kids. you can get arrested for that shit these days...
13:00 <Serenity> only if they arent yours
13:00 <TRippAbeggZ> ohhhh... yeah well...
13:00 <Floss> lol
14:00 <Floss> whered you get a baby? carpark...
14:00 <Bonny> lol
14:00 <slinky_J> lolz
15:00 <slinky_J> I'm gonna say that one day
20:00 <Serenity> lol watching snakes on a plane
20:00 <Serenity> this movie is silly
21:00 <Floss> all i remember is the motherfucking snake on the motherfucking plane part
21:00 <simba> its the only memorable bit
21:00 <simba> otherwise its some action movie
21:00 <Serenity> some chick and a dude just got killed while they were boning in the toilet
22:00 <Serenity> LOL now a guy just got his dick bitten off
22:00 <Serenity> wow
22:00 <TRippAbeggZ> sounds like a violent porno
23:00 <Floss> its an accidental comedy
23:00 <Ana_Ng> don't think it was an accident
24:00 <Serenity> kind of like the evil dead floss
24:00 <Serenity> meant to be horror.. absolute comedy
24:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
24:00 <Ana_Ng> whatevewr
25:00 <slinky_J> I cant stop hiccuping
27:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I can't stop punching cones
27:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Christopher. get high yesterday?
29:00 <slinky_J> I hate you
30:00 <TRippAbeggZ> just makes u wanna go punch a cone aye?
30:00 <slinky_J> nope
30:00 <TRippAbeggZ> or a slut, either one..
30:00 <slinky_J> got best buds in Adelaide
30:00 <slinky_J> just got a bag
30:00 <slinky_J> 25, fat pack oldschool
30:00 <Serenity> woah snake in someones eye socket
30:00 <TRippAbeggZ> yeah I reckon I have some cool friends from QUEENSLAND
30:00 <slinky_J> you never smoked weed like this TRippAbeggZ faggot.
30:00 <TRippAbeggZ> and Western Australia 
31:00 <TRippAbeggZ> slinky_J  you seem like a real jerk
31:00 <slinky_J> me off
31:00 <TRippAbeggZ> a bit immature too
31:00 <slinky_J> :(
32:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I'm tipping you don't even have a better half...
32:00 <TRippAbeggZ> coz ur that much of a jerk
32:00 <Serenity> someone bring me chips
32:00 <TRippAbeggZ> or simply don't have any teeth... n if u do have a better half... she's probably a meth head with no teeth too.
33:00 <slinky_J> i sorry
33:00 <TRippAbeggZ> all good
33:00 <slinky_J> :D
33:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I just have daddy problems 
33:00 <slinky_J> same
33:00 <slinky_J> cept Teddy problems
33:00 <slinky_J> hugged me too much
33:00 <slinky_J> "{
33:00 <TRippAbeggZ> cunt has dementia n don't remember me =)
33:00 <TRippAbeggZ> **=(
34:00 <slinky_J> ~~(
34:00 <simba> fat bags sa style
34:00 <slinky_J> werd!!!!
34:00 <slinky_J> nothin' better.
37:00 <TheRon> Breasts!
37:00 <TheRon> Beer
38:00 <TRippAbeggZ> drugs
39:00 <TRippAbeggZ> PINGAS!
39:00 <TheRon> Poontang
39:00 <simba> TheRon loves nothing more then heading down to adelaide watching the mighty PAFC at the adelaide oval having a few pints on rundle street and smoking the countries finest green afterwards
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> burps!
39:00 <TheRon> Yeah!
40:00 <TheRon> Does weed go with wine and cheese?
40:00 <TRippAbeggZ> katatonic just got back from the gym... 
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <simba> everything goes!!
41:00 <TRippAbeggZ> not kataonic's clothes over its gut
43:00 <TheRon> We built this city on rock and roll
46:00 <VespidHawk> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
46:00 <VespidHawk> Serenity
46:00 <VespidHawk> Serenity: just remember someone is always watching you
46:00 <VespidHawk> Soon you will slip up again, and we will be rid of your worthlessness 
47:00 <VespidHawk> Pressure is rising now Serenity 
47:00 <Serenity> if someones always watching me.. that makes them sad not me
47:00 <ShadowLurker> jesus someones mad
47:00 <Serenity> get a life mayo
47:00 <VespidHawk> Has paranoia kicked in yet?
47:00 <Floss> just mad cause his mum hasnt changed his sheets yet
48:00 <Serenity> he thinks harassing me will make me leave
48:00 <Serenity> because thats the only reason people can have breaks from irc..
48:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I wish my mum changed my sheets for me... but she's 3000ks away
49:00 <TheRon> And I can't fight this feeling anymore, I've forgotten what I started for
49:00 <slinky_J> fuck me
49:00 <slinky_J> left my wallet in my mums car
49:00 <Serenity> oh there he goes trying to pm me hahah
50:00 <TheRon> Serenity why have ppl got it in for you, you're so harmless
50:00 <Serenity> they dont come through anymore i just get little bleep bloops
50:00 <Serenity> i really dont know TheRon lol
50:00 <Floss> bahahaha bleep bloops :D
51:00 <Serenity> haha its the only way i could describe it
51:00 <Floss> lol its perfect
52:00 <TheRon> Ireland is gonna beat the West Indies
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> its a tad humid… i'm melting!
52:00 <TheRon> Nu ding up?
54:00 <TheRon> Listen to your heart when he's calling for you
54:00 <Serenity> gosh
54:00 <Serenity> this movie
54:00 <TheRon> Porky's ?
55:00 <Serenity> snakes on a plane
55:00 <TheRon> Close
55:00 <TheRon> Pretty bad hey
55:00 <Serenity> terrible
57:00 <Serenity> hot potato hot potato
58:00 <Floss> lol TheRon have you seen the x factor audition where the indian chick is singing that song
05:00 <ShadowLurker> smashed banana smashed banana
06:00 <TheRon> No
07:00 <TheRon> Go Ireland
08:00 <TheRon> Hungry eyes, one look at you and I can't disguise
09:00 <TheRon> I like beer
13:00 <TheInsider> Serenity, I did not want things to end up like this... You know? I don't want to be... The guy evading bans, I don't want to be, the guy where everyones like "Oh great, the 'troll' is back".
13:00 <TheInsider> But Serenity.... You have left me, with no other choice.. You are your tyranny, Shadowlurker and his brash and abusive behaviour... Serenity, you have made your bed, now you must lay in it. You brought this on Serenity.. YOU.
13:00 <Ana_Ng> lie
14:00 <Floss> lol why do they take this so fucking seriously
15:00 <Floss> imagine him at a call centre
15:00 <Serenity> bleep bloop
15:00 <Serenity> LOL there he goes trying to pm again
15:00 <TheRon> Lionel Richie - stuck on you
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao @ the theinsider - who the fuck is that troll 
16:00 <Floss> you WILL buy the 6 piece pan set with steak knives. If not now, then later. You made your bed when you plugged your phone in. You brought this on.
16:00 <TheRon> Some douche
16:00 <Serenity> mayo kate
16:00 <Serenity> who else
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh gawd….
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanker
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly - does he/she have nothing else better to do
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
17:00 <TheRon> Nope
17:00 <Serenity> i dont think they do
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> clearly!
17:00 <Floss> holy shit the dog just scared the living fuck out of me
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> bit sad really...
17:00 <Floss> holy shit
18:00 <TheRon> I got these tablets for gout, no side effects yet woo hoo
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe ease up on the beer? and you wouldn't have gout ?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish
18:00 <Skirmish> Ello Kate. 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
19:00 <TheRon> Where's the fun in that
19:00 <Skirmish> Trying to be a leet hacker and make game mods ... failing. 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> beer is a bit rank anyways
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> not a daily thing for me anyways
19:00 <TheRon> It's the best jerry, the best
20:00 <TheRon> Soft shell tacos for tea tonight
21:00 <TheRon> Easiest tea ever
21:00 <Taco> ole !!!
21:00 <Skirmish> Left over curry sausages for me. YUM. 
21:00 <HumbleCrumble> oh yum
21:00 <HumbleCrumble> i havent made curried snags in ages
21:00 <TheRon> I like korma curry
23:00 <TheRon> I bought this new stone frypan, it's awesome
24:00 <Skirmish> I want to buy new kitchen stuff but Kayla won't let me. Stupid wedding is sucking my wallet dry. 
24:00 <TheRon> It must've been love but it's over now
25:00 <Skirmish> She still hasn't organised the cake yet. 
25:00 <TheRon> Hash cake?
25:00 <Skirmish> Will be a 2 day old cake from coles at the rate she's going. 
26:00 <TheRon> Get that woman in the kitchen, what are you doing?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> vege korma is delicious!
28:00 <TheRon> It is really
28:00 <Serenity> i love the lassi drinks we get from out local indian
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> And I also made this lentil + baby spinach + vege sausages thing…. was ok… but needed a bit more heat 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew lassi drinks
29:00 <TheRon> I think I've been conned into Japanese on my b'day
29:00 <Serenity> how dare you!
30:00 <TheRon> What's wrong with Japanese food?
30:00 <TheRon> I will be ordering whale meat
31:00 <TheRon> I have people in my house watching the cricket and putting on Irish accents
34:00 <Skirmish> I liked the idea of a donut wedding cake but looking online and there are none that don't look hella bogan.
34:00 <Serenity> mmm krispy kreme
35:00 <Skirmish> http://www.bendobson.co.uk/snaps/d200/doughnuts2.jpg
36:00 <Skirmish> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bKrXkKkwEHU/T8ZKyrj874I/AAAAAAAABDw/WtzxYTkYMeA/s1600/doughnut%20wedding%20cake%202.jpg    <------ Just doesn't look wedding cakey. 
36:00 <Serenity> nah
36:00 <Serenity> something for a birthday maybe
36:00 <Serenity> not a wedding
36:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, donuts arent wedding cakey either
37:00 <Bonny> awww I want donuts
37:00 <Skirmish> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dlX2ezz8hmE/U09DcVAA3CI/AAAAAAAABQk/jp1jLqrwGt4/s1600/wedding-cupcake-ideasbrideca-wedding-cupcakes-101--cupcake-wedding-cake-ideas-m5cfbhfk.jpg     <----- This is her front running idea so far. Cupcakes with a solid cake at the top to do the cutting with. 
37:00 <Floss> i told the wedding cake lady to do whatever
37:00 <Ana_Ng> just have em make 3 giant donuts
37:00 <Ana_Ng> tier
37:00 <Floss> i dont really care as long as the inside is chocolate lol
37:00 <Skirmish> lol Floss
37:00 <Bonny> lol
38:00 <Bonny> hey Floss.. :)
38:00 <Serenity> cupcake cakes are good
38:00 <Ana_Ng> no
38:00 <Serenity> if you get one like that Skirmish make sure you order cupcake boxes
38:00 <Serenity> so people can take em home if they want
39:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that was the plan. 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG YES To cupcakes!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes x 1 billion!
40:00 <Serenity> see kate has a brain
40:00 <Ana_Ng> boo
40:00 <Skirmish> http://jadeafrican.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/watermarked-cos-severed-head-wedding-cake-de-650x365.jpg   <------- LOL
40:00 <TheRon> Yes
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> my wedding cake was fuming gigantic !
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha! Love it
40:00 <Serenity> jeepers haha
41:00 <Skirmish> http://web-images.chacha.com/images/galleryimage648010641-feb-4-2012-600x450.jpg    <------ That was your cake wasn't it Kate. 
41:00 <TheRon> I like boob cake
41:00 <Ana_Ng> cakewrecks.com
42:00 <stuffz> i guess then, mnits dinner and then bed at 6pm
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol naw, i had an awesome one for my hens night tho
42:00 <TheRon> Cock?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
42:00 <stuffz> get preggers to the stripper?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course! I had a cock cake :P
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd!
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock everything
43:00 <stuffz> thought women hated cock
43:00 <Serenity> hhaahah i want to make a cock cake
43:00 <TheRon> My guess is hubby is tiny
44:00 <stuffz> i wanted a cock cake for my birthday team but my teammmates in footy decided they didnt like the eidea and then cancelled. no cake
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you really think i'd marry a man with a small cock?
44:00 <aam> Soup
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch please!
45:00 <TheRon> Here was I thinking it was all about the sense of humour
45:00 <stuffz> yes katatonic_kate01 i tyhink small cocks are for u. remeber no nsex b4 marriage
45:00 <aam> Kate onleh lieks teh big bananas
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> try before you buy 
45:00 <aam> Is y I say banana kate
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> great
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> you say that weirdo
45:00 <aam> Lol
46:00 <stuffz> try before you buy? oh come on! thats like livi8ng in nsin
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm whoring else where for cock - later peeps!
46:00 <aam> Lmfao
47:00 <stuffz> she was no marriage b4 sex kind of woman. no morals
47:00 <TheRon> And you coming back to me is against the odds and that I've got to face
48:00 <Serenity> stuffz are you the guy that fucked his fridge?
48:00 <stuffz> yep
48:00 <TheRon> Broke his fridge or fucked it?
48:00 <stuffz> nothing against that though
48:00 <stuffz> fuckewd it with a dildo
49:00 <TheRon> Damn
49:00 <stuffz> wont work now
49:00 <Serenity> haha cool
49:00 <stuffz> i have psychoisis sessions now
49:00 <TheRon> Sex in the office, some people fuck the photocopier
50:00 <stuffz> i have a rush period for about an hour in which i contact people i shouldnt, and then 6 hour self talk rants against catholics
50:00 <Skirmish> mounted the dildo on the fridge door and fucked it or something similar I thing wasn't it? 
50:00 <TheRon> 420 in sa
50:00 <stuffz> yeah skirmish
50:00 <Skirmish> Yeah your dad has been chatting here too stuffz. Digerati. 
51:00 <stuffz> but now the rush is too distracting
51:00 <stuffz> ouch
51:00 <TheRon> I ain't missing you at all sine you've gone away
51:00 <stuffz> who is this digerati and what of this mans morality?
52:00 <Skirmish> He has the exact same mental issues as you just described. 
52:00 <simba> <TheRon> 420 in sa 3:1)
52:00 <stuffz> awesome
52:00 <stuffz> is he on the sweet puff?
53:00 <TheRon> I don't smoke
53:00 <stuffz> not evben ice?
53:00 <TheRon> In my scotch
54:00 <stuffz> ice is not even a drug. its a crystal
54:00 <TheRon> Bee gees - stayin alive
55:00 <TheRon> John Travolta how many rots off the back of Saturday night fever did he get?
55:00 <TheRon> Roots
56:00 <stuffz> depends he might have fucked guys we dont know
57:00 <TheRon> He's a scientolgist
57:00 <stuffz> any of you had a visit from the drug squad chopper yet?
57:00 <TheRon> Nip
57:00 <TheRon> Nope
58:00 <Grim> Sir james Hird
58:00 <TheRon> Fleetwood Mac - dreams
58:00 <TheRon> Great song
00:00 <TheRon> I reckon I can have my tacos, salad and dessert all done in 15 mins
03:00 <TheRon> You make me feel like dancing
03:00 <Grim> I wanna dance the night away
06:00 <TheRon> One of these night, one of these crazy old nights
08:00 <aam> I tell ppl here that I'm 40 and they all say that I look like early 30's
09:00 <aam> They don't believe me when I say 40
10:00 <British^Meat> pics or gtfo
12:00 <aam> Ppl have seen me in here b4, I jus have a diff nick
15:00 <aam> Ppl, stop pm'in me, I'm on a phone n it's a hassle typin as it is
17:00 <zaim> :)
17:00 <British^Meat> i havent seen ya
17:00 <British^Meat> give us it
17:00 <aam> I can't show u anyways from the phone
18:00 <aam> And
18:00 <British^Meat> probs can
18:00 <British^Meat> share a pic to FB
18:00 <British^Meat> hit us up with the link
18:00 <British^Meat> simples
19:00 <aam> I'm Excessive if u haven't already seen me
40:00 <aam> Mmm.,  ice yarndy
40:00 <aam> Nice*
41:00 <aam> Straight from Nimbin
59:00 <aam> So yeah
00:00 <aam> Early 30's
00:00 <aam> Forever young
09:00 <aam> I broke him
09:00 <aam> Zah channel*
10:00 <aam> Ah cool they're playin Goanna - Solid Rock
11:00 <aam> Maaad track
12:00 <aam> White man, white law, white gun
25:00 <Serenity> now go home and get ya fucken shine box
26:00 <aam> Good fellas
27:00 <aam> Poor dude he copped it for that 1
27:00 <aam> They even dug him out after
29:00 <Ana_Ng> wow wookie really is a giant fat stupid negress
30:00 <Serenity> you dont need to bring other channels nonsense in here
30:00 <Serenity> enough
30:00 <Ana_Ng> fuck you
30:00 <slick> heh
30:00 <slick> wookie
30:00 <Serenity> fine have it your way
31:00 <slick> piece of shit isn't she
31:00 <DoC> lo
31:00 <DoC> Lol*
31:00 <Pete> LoLll
31:00 <[Maverick]> lol
31:00 <slick> lol
32:00 <Pete> Can I ask a Question? How can you come back when you calm down?
32:00 <[Maverick]> 1hr ban usually cools you down
33:00 <Pete> lolll
33:00 <Serenity> pretty straight forward really
33:00 <Serenity> when you've stopped being a psycho bitch
33:00 <Serenity> you join
33:00 <DoC> hahah Serenity
33:00 <Pete> Iam , not like others. 
36:00 <aam> I like wat u did there, wat go on abt others?!
50:00 <ZapbuzZ> they ban tor network but allow proxy
51:00 <British^Meat> dont worry slick, i wont tell anyone what you got up to in my channel
51:00 <British^Meat> U just sit in here all annonymous under the radar like :)
51:00 <ZapbuzZ> what channel is that?
51:00 <British^Meat> its a secret
53:00 <bivowak> that was pretty weak
53:00 <bivowak> she didnt need a ban for just that
53:00 <bivowak> she was correct about wookie fuck that dumb fat cunt
55:00 <stevenn> haaha
55:00 <British^Meat> it is my understanding that there is beef between ana and Serenity
55:00 <British^Meat> and anways, she's an op and can do what the fuck she wants in her room
55:00 <bivowak> really? thats how it works?
55:00 <bivowak> great rules there!
55:00 <British^Meat> thats how i roll
55:00 <British^Meat> my room, my rules
55:00 <British^Meat> u dig?
55:00 <bivowak> lol
55:00 <Serenity> i asked her not to do something. she was a smart mouth she was remove
56:00 <Serenity> simple really
56:00 <British^Meat> y should it be any different, its not a freakin democracy
56:00 <bivowak> coulda just kicked her
56:00 <Serenity> why
56:00 <bivowak> better than a ban
56:00 <Serenity> shes been banned from liek 6 channels for being abusive
56:00 <bivowak> or just ignore
56:00 <Serenity> im an op i cant ignore people.
56:00 <bivowak> yes you can
56:00 <Serenity> well no
56:00 <Serenity> i cant
57:00 <WebbY> how can Serenity then see if that person is causing more issues?
57:00 <Serenity> exactly
57:00 <bivowak> its called ignoring with your eyes 
57:00 <bivowak> not irc ignore
57:00 <Serenity> why would i ignore her? she was being a wanker
57:00 <bivowak> but i guess that was difficult to understand
57:00 <Serenity> she got removed
57:00 <WebbY> so everyone has to ignore her with their eyes?
57:00 <bivowak> all she did was say fuck you
57:00 <WebbY> instead of removing the problem
57:00 <WebbY> good logic
57:00 <bivowak> yes great logic
57:00 <bivowak> as the irc users can easy /ignore
57:00 <Serenity> as bm said this is irc not a democrasy
57:00 <bivowak> lol
57:00 <bivowak> democracy 
58:00 <WebbY> lets make the entire channel /ignore
58:00 <simba> thanx for ur opinion bivowak but u r well out of ur depth here
58:00 <bivowak> yes /ignore whole chan
58:00 <ZapbuzZ> have a shit valentines loosers
58:00 <Serenity> arent you a bit late?
58:00 <ZapbuzZ> :D
58:00 <bivowak> lol valentines was 2 days ago idiot
58:00 <ShadowLurker> welcome to 2 days ago
59:00 <aam> Not loose, loser
59:00 <ZapbuzZ> i know thats why i say it now it means invalid 
59:00 <ShadowLurker> did someone just wake from a drug coma
59:00 <ZapbuzZ> still
59:00 <ZapbuzZ> looooooooooooosers
00:00 <simba> ..lol
00:00 <Serenity> yeah.. says the guy calling everyone losers..
00:00 <ZapbuzZ> i am the champion
00:00 <simba> someone got a broken heart
00:00 <WebbY> of the loosers
00:00 <ShadowLurker> you are a fuckhead
00:00 <ZapbuzZ> i have the biggest gold star
00:00 <simba> stfu neckbeard
01:00 <aam> Lol
01:00 <ZapbuzZ> my excellence shines like a super nova
01:00 <ShadowLurker> are you high
01:00 <ShadowLurker> u must be
02:00 <ZapbuzZ> looser
02:00 <ZapbuzZ> rotfl
02:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf is a looser
02:00 <simba> pleased
02:00 <simba> pleased to stop stirring you
03:00 <bivowak> LOL
03:00 <ShadowLurker> loohoo
03:00 <ShadowLurker> zeh herrrrr
03:00 <ShadowLurker> well cunts its been good i gotta go home
03:00 <ShadowLurker> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
04:00 <ZapbuzZ> who actually owns this channel?
04:00 <simba> teh_pwnerer
04:00 <ZapbuzZ> w/e Plivent
06:00 <ZapbuzZ> hmmmm
06:00 <ZapbuzZ> so much for stirring im bored now
07:00 <bivowak> http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/police-hunt-for-man-after-he-ejaculated-on-womans-back-at-st-kilda-festival/story-fnj4aog3-1227221123275
10:00 <Serenity> who cares who owns it
11:00 <bivowak> `info
12:00 <bivowak> Longie owns it!
13:00 <Serenity> duh
13:00 <stevenn> whos that
14:00 <Serenity> Longie is a mystical irc urban legend
14:00 <aam> This is Serenity's second home
14:00 <slick> First*
16:00 <Serenity> yeah thats right
16:00 <bivowak> lol
17:00 <bivowak> first home hahahah
17:00 <slick> She always on here mate
17:00 <bivowak> is she?
17:00 <slick> yah
18:00 <bivowak> how often?
18:00 <slick> Every single minute of every single day
18:00 <slick> or so it would seem
19:00 <StrykerX> NOWAI
19:00 <Serenity> yeah every single second
19:00 <Serenity> i never sleep
19:00 <Serenity> im part of the mainframe
19:00 <bivowak> when do you sleep?
19:00 <slick> Serenity is a human bot
19:00 <Serenity> never
20:00 <StrykerX> Serenbot
20:00 <StrykerX> SPAM
20:00 <aam> <3
20:00 <StrykerX>   /zline
21:00 <Botrenity> whats spam
21:00 <StrykerX> YOUR FACE
22:00 <StrykerX> Running on adrenlin
22:00 <Botrenity> did you nearly die again
22:00 <StrykerX> Got home from work about 10 min ago
22:00 <StrykerX> Feels like it lol
22:00 <StrykerX> Worked 14 hours
22:00 <Botrenity> oh fun
22:00 <StrykerX> Yup
23:00 <bivowak> seren bot
23:00 <StrykerX> I was gonna do another hour
23:00 <StrykerX> But I think I'd freak out
23:00 <bivowak> Botrenity do you work?
23:00 <StrykerX> bivowak, ASL?
23:00 <bivowak> 32.m.melb yourself?
23:00 <StrykerX> 13 t syd
23:00 <bivowak> :S
24:00 <StrykerX> Why the confusion?
24:00 <StrykerX> Can't a 13 yr old do 14 hour days?!
24:00 <Botrenity> i work and study, what do you do
24:00 <Botrenity> hahah
24:00 <StrykerX> Descrimination man
25:00 <bivowak> I work
26:00 <bivowak> how can you study and work and be on here all hours?
26:00 <StrykerX> I'd sure hope so at 32?
26:00 <aam> I'll bb L83RZ
26:00 <bivowak> why not
26:00 <Botrenity> because i can? study doesnt start the new year until next month and i work nights?
26:00 <bivowak> gotta pay off rent
26:00 <Botrenity> same way everyone else can be here all the time and work
26:00 <bivowak> does austnet pay you?
27:00 <Botrenity> why would they
27:00 <StrykerX> They should.
27:00 <bivowak> what do you do for work?
27:00 <Botrenity> im a channel op im not admin
27:00 <StrykerX> Mental anguish
27:00 <StrykerX> For the shit that happens on here.
27:00 <Botrenity> pre sure everyone knows i work at sizzler
28:00 <Botrenity> lol StrykerX
28:00 <Botrenity> id donate that money to get them all mental health plans
28:00 <stevenn> i hate that place
28:00 <StrykerX> I don't think there's a Sizzler in Melbourne anymore
28:00 <bivowak> you work in sizzler?
28:00 <StrykerX> They all got taken over by Slices I think
28:00 <stevenn> when your driving home your gut is going to explode
28:00 <Botrenity> let me tell you stevenn i do too
28:00 <bivowak> asif you do
28:00 <bivowak> are you a cook or something?
29:00 <stevenn> morley sizzler is the only one i ever been to
29:00 <Botrenity> i serve and bus tables im not a cook
29:00 <StrykerX> Subway - Eat Fresh!
29:00 <Skirmish> Sizzler left newcastle easy 20 years ago. 
29:00 <Botrenity> you arent missing much
29:00 <Botrenity> they're owned by KFC anyway
30:00 <StrykerX> Botrenity, I'm so coming to your store just to make a mess
30:00 <StrykerX> MWAH!
30:00 <Skirmish> The premises got turned into an IT business that use it's coolrooms for their server racks.
30:00 <Botrenity> pff sif you'd come back to perth haha
30:00 <StrykerX> sif not
30:00 <StrykerX> You know what shits like in my lil world
30:00 <StrykerX> The escape would be awesome
30:00 <StrykerX> Plus.. Messss...
30:00 <bivowak> you are a table waitress?
31:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: I've been planning a road trip for a while now. East coast meets west coast Austnet. Want me to pick you up on the way through? 
31:00 <Botrenity> wait let me do this for bivowak so he doesnt strain himself 'lolololol loser.. what a shit job fuck your life is shit lolol looool'
31:00 <StrykerX> Where are we going Skirmish?
31:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: Perth. 
31:00 <Botrenity> Skirmish wants to go on a johninja sex tour
32:00 <Skirmish> No ... 
32:00 <Botrenity> hahaha
32:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish, is this a sex tour?
32:00 <StrykerX> I'm keen.
32:00 <Skirmish> It can be for you, it's just a massive road trip for me. 
32:00 <StrykerX> But you can have Lwaxana
32:00 <Skirmish> Just no sex in the car. 
32:00 <StrykerX> :P
32:00 <StrykerX> Is it a wagon?
32:00 <Skirmish> She can go in the dog trailer. 
32:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
33:00 <Skirmish> Last time this was discussed I was looking at a Chrysler 300C.
33:00 <Skirmish> Nice and comfy considering it's 4000km one way. 
33:00 <StrykerX> Drug lord car
33:00 <StrykerX> Enjoy the frisking on the border haha
33:00 <Skirmish> My uncle has a black one. Won't let me drive it though the bastard. 
34:00 <Skirmish> I've noticed a brand new model one at a local car hire company. I reckon it would be sweet to use for the road trip. 
34:00 <bivowak> Botrenity nothing wrong with working at sizzler
35:00 <bivowak> i just know for a fact that you dont work there, but ok if you say so
35:00 <Skirmish> 'for a fact'. 
35:00 <Skirmish> lol 
35:00 <Skirmish> deez giuze
35:00 <bivowak> when do you work next?
35:00 <slick> Skirmish
36:00 <Skirmish> INB4 BLOG. 
36:00 <Skirmish> Yes slick? 
36:00 <British^Meat> lol
36:00 <British^Meat> which one is it?
37:00 <StrykerX> For a fact?
37:00 <StrykerX> bivowak, you're in Melbourne. She's in Perth.
37:00 <StrykerX> Nuff said.
37:00 <Botrenity> well you dont know for a fact rofl
37:00 <Botrenity> because i do
37:00 <Botrenity> so...
37:00 <WebbY> i didnt think there was any sizzler's anymore?
38:00 <bivowak> melbourne is great perth is nicer
38:00 <StrykerX> Not on the East Coast
38:00 <StrykerX> West Coast is still catching up.
38:00 <StrykerX> :P
38:00 <StrykerX> Only 15yrs behind
39:00 <WebbY> lol
39:00 <WebbY> i miss sizzlers...
39:00 <StrykerX> It was alright
39:00 <WebbY> It was fun when you were younger
39:00 <StrykerX> Yup
39:00 <bivowak> it was good then
39:00 <bivowak> its not the same anymore
40:00 <WebbY> the ice cream part was the best
41:00 <Yilmaz> What did I miss?
41:00 <Botrenity> [4:38pm] <@WebbY> i didnt think there was any sizzler's anymore?
41:00 <Botrenity> there is in perth
41:00 <Botrenity> StrykerX you can confirm actually theres a pic on fb in my uniform
41:00 <Yilmaz> I think there also is in QLD
41:00 <Botrenity> yes and nsw
42:00 <Yilmaz> None in newy though.
42:00 <StrykerX> Yes she's sporting a uniform on her FB
42:00 <StrykerX> God knows why. :P
43:00 <Yilmaz> Did slick end up saying anything interesting? I had to poop so grabbed the iPad for my toilet stay.
43:00 <StrykerX> Dedicated to IRC
44:00 <Yilmaz> Usually it's facebook and Twitter that takes up the spare time.
46:00 <Botrenity> we'll wait for the 'well that could be anyone' statement StrykerX
46:00 <stebie> well, it could be...
46:00 <stebie> :P
46:00 <WebbY> well that was fun
46:00 <Botrenity> StrykerX has met me
46:00 <Botrenity> he knows who i am
47:00 <Botrenity> hes met me more than once actually
47:00 <British^Meat> nah Yilmaz, dudes like slick have no stamina :)
47:00 <Yilmaz> Thought as much.
49:00 <StrykerX> I have?
49:00 <StrykerX> >.>
50:00 <Botrenity> PFF sif try to deny it
50:00 <Botrenity> i have proof laddeh
50:00 <WebbY> I have met Serenity.. she is super fine IRL
50:00 <Botrenity> ;D
50:00 <StrykerX> LIES
51:00 <WebbY> you must not have had ur eyes open then
52:00 <StrykerX> Oh no no.. I'm saying lies to having met :P
52:00 <WebbY> oh lol
54:00 <Botrenity> nah he was calling me ugly
54:00 <Botrenity> hes rude as
56:00 <StrykerX> Racist.
56:00 <slick> Botrenity how University going?
59:00 <Botrenity> its fantastic
00:00 <Skirmish> You'd be one of those people with multiple degrees wouldn't you slick? 
01:00 <Botrenity> half a dozen or so
02:00 <Skirmish> At  least. 
02:00 <StrykerX> Bachelor of Social Media majoring in IRC?
02:00 <bivowak> LOL
02:00 <Botrenity> i wonder if i could use irc in a case study haha
02:00 <Skirmish> I couldn't see why not. 
02:00 <bivowak> case study!!!!! IRC
02:00 <bivowak> survey
03:00 <Skirmish> I think it's already been done. 
03:00 <StrykerX> B1 vs Pieter
03:00 <StrykerX> Now that'd be a case study
04:00 <Skirmish> http://www.cybersociology.com/files/2_5_austnet.html
05:00 <bivowak> hahaha
06:00 <bivowak> pieter and b1 are both drug fucked
06:00 <bivowak> Skirmish thats not a case study thats just some info 
06:00 <slick> Botrenity are you still going to uni?
06:00 <Botrenity> StrykerX i think id i did something on them id end up locked up tbh
06:00 <Botrenity> theyd think i was making it all up and crazy
07:00 <Botrenity> slick learn to fucking read im not repeating everything for you
07:00 <StrykerX> lolol
07:00 <StrykerX> No doubt
08:00 <Skirmish> Putting this online community under the microscope and really pulling it apart in a sociological way would probably cause your head to explode in complete disbelief. 
09:00 <bivowak> not really
09:00 <slick> Skirmish how is your studies going?
09:00 <DrFeelGood> He's the one they call DrFeelGood, he's the one that's makes you feel alright, he's the one they call DrFeelGood, he's Gunna be your Frankenstein....
09:00 <Skirmish> I am enjoying the break. 
10:00 <slick> Skirmish how are your studies going?
10:00 <Skirmish> I am enjoying the break. 
11:00 <StrykerX> slick, are you a bit special mate?
11:00 <bivowak> slick is on drugs maybe
11:00 <bivowak> where is b1?
11:00 <StrykerX> Zlined
11:00 <StrykerX> lulz
11:00 <Skirmish> lol that is all I have to say about that. 
12:00 <bivowak> what did he get zlined for?
14:00 <StrykerX> Existing
15:00 <bivowak> slick zlined lol
16:00 <bivowak> what did he do?
16:00 <Skirmish> exist. 
16:00 <bivowak> lol
16:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE_TKkNi9E8
16:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dawn Golden - Discoloration Views: 53,565   Uploaded: Published on May 13, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 46 Seconds 
16:00 <Botrenity> i have something for you bivowak
16:00 <bivowak> you cant just zline ppl because they exist thats abit unfair
16:00 <bivowak> what do you have?
17:00 <Skirmish> some people need to be punished for simply existing bivowak. 
17:00 <Botrenity> hang on its coming
17:00 <bivowak> then half the world must go
17:00 <Skirmish> So be it. 
17:00 <Botrenity> http://i.imgur.com/BOdOVOt.jpg
17:00 <Botrenity> <3
17:00 <bivowak> im coming to sizzler then
18:00 <bivowak> special service for irc user :P
18:00 <Serenity> ok
18:00 <bivowak> do they serve alcohol still?
18:00 <Serenity> i thought you said you had facts
18:00 <bivowak> i do
18:00 <Serenity> yes they do sell alcohol
18:00 <bivowak> who else here works in retail?
18:00 <bivowak> ill take some special treatment
18:00 <Skirmish> I've seen that rug before! 
19:00 <Serenity> just that fact was wrong tho hey?
19:00 <Skirmish> It had a horizontal dancing cat on it last time though. 
19:00 <bivowak> still have my doubts but ill take your word
19:00 <Serenity> lol Skirmish
19:00 <Serenity> thats my doona cover
19:00 <Skirmish> lol woops. 
19:00 <Serenity> how can you have doubts do you think i stalked someone online.. and got themto write that note
19:00 <Serenity> then sent it to you
20:00 <Skirmish> I had wrote a note for Picard and got accused of photoshoping it. 
20:00 <Serenity> that photos too shit to be shopped haha
20:00 <Skirmish> hand*
20:00 <Serenity> blur city
20:00 <bivowak> could be old uniform
20:00 <bivowak> from previous days
20:00 <Serenity> you have to give your uniforms back
20:00 <bivowak> but its ok i just want free food
20:00 <Serenity> when you leave
20:00 <bivowak> you do not
20:00 <Serenity> you do so
20:00 <bivowak> they tell you that
20:00 <Serenity> you give it back and they give you your deposit
20:00 <Serenity> back
20:00 <bivowak> lol
20:00 <bivowak> what 18 dollars
20:00 <StrykerX> As if justify yourself to picard
20:00 <StrykerX> :/
21:00 <Serenity> $53 for the whole uniform
21:00 <bivowak> most ppl dont give back uniform
21:00 <Serenity> bivowak isnt picard is it?
21:00 <StrykerX> Is it?
21:00 <bivowak> picard is a fuckwit
21:00 <bivowak> im coming for free food
21:00 <bivowak> thats all i care about
21:00 <StrykerX> Not picard
21:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: It was a note advising him that nobody would give him sympathy for getting a STI from his overseas holiday. 
21:00 <StrykerX> LOL
21:00 <bivowak> hahahah did he get an STI?
21:00 <Serenity> ok when you find the store ill give you free food
22:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/ME/FDB5FB13-CC69-4D6A-90B0-DBC8D5AE07CF_zps4jswd4e0.jpg
22:00 <bivowak> or you could just tell me and ill come by if i ever go to perth and you still work there
22:00 <Serenity> from the elephant
22:00 <Serenity> ?
22:00 <Serenity> tbh i doubt i will be much longer
22:00 <Serenity> it sucks and the kitchen smells
23:00 <Serenity> you write like a girl Skirmish haha
23:00 <Serenity> and then theres my boy scribble
23:00 <StrykerX> He does.
23:00 <Serenity> im so jealous
24:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish, http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/009/855/35xyux.jpg
24:00 <Skirmish> lol
24:00 <Skirmish> oh hai faux
24:00 <faux> hai girl hai
24:00 <Serenity> faux!
24:00 <faux> sezzzza
24:00 <faux> My face feels tighter than me cunny
24:00 <faux> I have a mask on
24:00 <faux> Amazing 
24:00 <Serenity> oooo
24:00 <simba> majoras mask?
24:00 <simba> say yes
25:00 <faux> Cucumber mask :')
25:00 <simba> sweet
25:00 <faux> Oh Yes
25:00 <Serenity> i had this mud mask stuff last year
25:00 <faux> I can't smile rn feels funnt
25:00 <Serenity> it was so gud
25:00 <faux> I got this from woolies on spesh for $7
25:00 <faux> Its a peel off
25:00 <faux> I love peeling it off 
25:00 <faux> Best feeling ever 
26:00 <faux> Also mud masks ruuuuule.. The seaweed one from the body shop hng
26:00 <faux> You can feel it drawing the shiz out
26:00 <Serenity> yeah like
26:00 <Serenity> when it dried you could see all your pores
26:00 <faux> Yeahhh
26:00 <Serenity> and then when you washed it off they were all so clean
26:00 <faux> Those are the bomb
26:00 <faux> But my skin is a bit sensitive atm
26:00 <Serenity> damn it i should be cooking dinner
26:00 <faux> That would slice my skin off
26:00 <faux> CBF?
27:00 <Lish> oh
27:00 <Serenity> really cbf
27:00 <Lish> i though Serenity quit irc
27:00 <faux> I bought prawns n stuff for a stir fry
27:00 <faux> And then ended up just eating a steamed sweet potato..
27:00 <faux> Was too lazy
27:00 <Skirmish> Lish: She did. This is a foxy imposter. 
27:00 <Serenity> ;D
27:00 <Lish> ok then
29:00 <StrykerX> Bedtime soon
29:00 <StrykerX> Exhausted as
30:00 <Serenity> weeaaaaakkk
30:00 <ooomp> Agreed
30:00 <ooomp> Why so tired
31:00 <Skirmish> Hair cut day tomorrow. Super excited. My regular hair dresser should have returned from having a baby. 
31:00 <StrykerX> Worked 14 hours today
31:00 <StrykerX> lol
31:00 <StrykerX> Gotta be up around 4.30am for work tomorrow
31:00 <ooomp> Standard day
31:00 <Serenity> my hurr is purple
32:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: ergh I have to start getting up at 330am as of next week. 
32:00 <StrykerX> Ew
32:00 <Skirmish> That's only if I don't score my request for perm night shifts. Then I have to get up at 330pm. 
32:00 <StrykerX> Why so early?
33:00 <StrykerX> Oh
33:00 <Skirmish> Have to travel a bit more. 
33:00 <bivowak> StrykerX what sort of work do you do?
33:00 <Serenity> ok burger time
34:00 <Skirmish> Going to be based out of the central coast for 6 or so months trying to show off for another promotion. 1hr drive to work and 1hr drive home. 
34:00 <Lish> where on the central coast
34:00 <Lish> where do you live? 
34:00 <Skirmish> I live in Newcastle. 
36:00 <Lish> cool
36:00 <bivowak> Serenity what burger?
36:00 <Lish> central coast should be fun lol
36:00 <Serenity> im making burgers for dinner
36:00 <Serenity> you're fkn nosey you know
36:00 <bivowak> you said something
37:00 <bivowak> so expect possibly questions
37:00 <bivowak> how you making the burgers?
38:00 <Skirmish> Lish: It's going to be busier than where I am at now so no more sitting on irc all day/night when I am at work. 
38:00 <Lish> cool
38:00 <Serenity> you bite the fry the fry bites back ma man
38:00 <Lish> what you do for work again Skirmish
39:00 <Skirmish> Work for Customs. 
39:00 <StrykerX> Stripper
39:00 <StrykerX> Oh
39:00 <Skirmish> I do stripping on my days off. 
39:00 <Lish> are you a sniffer dog?
39:00 <Serenity> well bivowak, you get your hamburger patty and you cook it on the stove. butter your buns. put your salad on cook your egg if you want one.. put your patty on your bun.. cheese.. egg.. sauce.. put the lid on
39:00 <Serenity> and eat it
40:00 <ShadowLurker> just eat it 
40:00 <Serenity> then in about 12 hours you go shit it out
40:00 <Skirmish> Lish: Yes. Smartest damned sniffer dog they have. I learnt to type as well. 
40:00 <bivowak> Serenity so you made patties or not?
40:00 <milk> okie dokie, back in a bit
41:00 <Serenity> yes they have mince breadcrumbs onion salt pepper and bbq sauce in the patty
41:00 <bivowak> sounds like a works burger
41:00 <Serenity> what else do you want to know
41:00 <bivowak> what sort of salad are you using?
41:00 <Lish> Skirmish cool!
41:00 <Lish> Skirmish central coast is where i am from
42:00 <Skirmish> Lish: Brisbane Waters area? That is where I will be based out of. 
42:00 <Loof> sup Kynetic :)
42:00 <bivowak> where abouts are you from? Lish
42:00 <Serenity> lettuce tomato onion beetroot
42:00 <bivowak> egg or no egg? bacon?
42:00 <Lish> bivowak why do you know places there?
42:00 <bivowak> yes
43:00 <Lish> like what
43:00 <bivowak> like all of it
43:00 <Skirmish> I like how confident mayo thinks he is when he's quizzing people for info on them and he thinks they don't know who he is. 
43:00 <Lish> example
43:00 <bivowak> umm anywhere really
43:00 <bivowak> name an area i know it
43:00 <Lish> you dont
43:00 <bivowak> shall i do a list?
43:00 <Lish> yes
43:00 <Kynetic> nmuch loof sup wit u?
43:00 <bivowak> haha
43:00 <Lish> you shall
43:00 <ShadowLurker> i like how butthurt mayo is
43:00 <bivowak> i dont?
44:00 <bivowak> im not mayo
44:00 <bivowak> ok 1 sec
44:00 <Serenity> lol Skirmish
44:00 <Loof> just trying to choose suitable wordpress themes
44:00 <bivowak> gosford, erina, terrigal, woy woy
44:00 <Serenity> its cute
44:00 <Loof> hardest part
44:00 <bivowak> keep going?
44:00 <bivowak> wyong, wyoming, tuggerah
44:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker: We should throw a small irc party to celebrate 10 years of mayo butthurt in 2017. 
44:00 <faux> How specific
44:00 <bivowak> wattanobbi, san remo, koolewong
44:00 <Lish> ew
44:00 <faux> wattanobbi
44:00 <Lish> all the yucky areas
44:00 <bivowak> wyee, doyalson
44:00 <faux> --- everyone's irc nickname for mayo
45:00 <Serenity> bow bow bow bow bowww
45:00 <Lish> oh you said terrigal, erina and woy woy
45:00 <faux> mm sez me face is sah smoove
45:00 <ShadowLurker> hes been butthurt since he was born
45:00 <Lish> i didnt see those ones 
45:00 <bivowak> umm what else  kariong
45:00 <Lish> im from umina
45:00 <Lish> relax
45:00 <bivowak> umina shit hole
45:00 <bivowak> umina ettalong woywoy
46:00 <Loof> mmm bananananananana
46:00 <Lish> nah its orrite bro
46:00 <bivowak> st huberts island
46:00 <Skirmish> Part of me wishes I was single so I could impress girls by telling them I work in Brooklyn. 
46:00 <faux> Umina imina we allmina for icemina
46:00 <faux> Part of me wishes you'd stfu
46:00 <faux> lollllll
46:00 <faux> soz
46:00 <faux> It had to be done.
46:00 <Skirmish> No it doesn't. 
46:00 <faux> It really did
46:00 <faux> like really
46:00 <Serenity> part of me is a little moist
46:00 <Serenity> i mean..
46:00 <faux> Pics
46:00 <Serenity> fuck
46:00 <bivowak> u2m2i5a7
47:00 <Christopher> hi faux
47:00 <Serenity> hehehehe
47:00 <faux> Hi cheospotherh
47:00 <Lish> bivowak you from the coast?
47:00 <Christopher> lol
47:00 <bivowak> i use to be
47:00 <Lish> where
48:00 <bivowak> st huberts
48:00 <Serenity> hiz frum uranus huhuhu
48:00 <Christopher> faux rules
48:00 <bivowak> uranus island
48:00 <Serenity> beow beow
50:00 <faux> I sure do
50:00 <Christopher> :)
50:00 <faux> Fuck I love amy poehler
51:00 <Christopher> whos that
51:00 <nate> she my new boyfriend?
51:00 <faux> Google her
51:00 <Christopher> kk
51:00 <nate> yeah looks like a dude
51:00 <faux> She so does not
51:00 <Lish> Skirmish, bivowak and i can give you coast tips lolol
52:00 <nate> Christopher would u do her!?
52:00 <Christopher> oh i know her
52:00 <Skirmish> Lish: Know anyone involved in the importation of illegal drugs via waterways? 
52:00 <Loof> brush your teeth christopher and clean your ass
52:00 <nate> loof help a brother out:)
52:00 <Lish> Skirmish probably
52:00 <Lish> its the coast
53:00 <Lish> haha
53:00 <Skirmish> PM me some names and addresses. 
53:00 <Christopher> wb milk
53:00 <milk> hey
54:00 <Skirmish> We're running a 6 month task force around there because it appears that people be taking their boats out near the shipping lanes and picking up stuff thrown over the sides of said ships. 
54:00 <Skirmish> So if you know people with beautiful boats that don't work and have lots of money .... let me know :D 
54:00 <bivowak> yes i do Skirmish
54:00 <bivowak> I know pleanty
55:00 <bivowak> you are a cop now are you?
55:00 <Skirmish> bivowak: You don't know a poofteenth of anything. 
55:00 <bivowak> lol Skirmish 
55:00 <Lish> yeah on st huberts he knows plenty
55:00 <Lish> im from umina
55:00 <bivowak> I know a lot about the rich coast water ways let me tell you that
55:00 <Lish> i only know people who dont work but ride a bicycle 
55:00 <Lish> or a tinny
55:00 <Skirmish> See above. 
55:00 <Lish> so dont worry about me
55:00 <bivowak> Skirmish is a cop but he is dumb
55:00 <bivowak> LOL
56:00 <bivowak> no wonder so much scum and dealers around with ppl like Skirmish at hand
57:00 <Lish> lol
58:00 <bivowak> Skirmish so you are a liar basically
58:00 <bivowak> because if you are part of a task force you are a cop or a detective
58:00 <bivowak> so you are a liar but nice try
58:00 <ShadowLurker> he never said he was a cop
58:00 <ShadowLurker> you did
59:00 <ShadowLurker> then you ran with it
59:00 <Skirmish> ^
59:00 <bivowak> thats correct
59:00 <ShadowLurker> like a fuckwit
59:00 <bivowak> but to be doing what he said he is a liar
59:00 <StrykerX> Customs have taskforces
59:00 <Christopher> ShadowLurker is FPI
59:00 <StrykerX> Dumbcunt
59:00 <bivowak> because thats what cops do
59:00 <bivowak> or detectives
59:00 <bivowak> so nice try with the lies
59:00 <ShadowLurker> anyone can have a taskforce
59:00 <bivowak> ShadowLurker nice to see you able to continue with irc abuse because Serenity is back
59:00 <Skirmish> bivowak: You don't know a poofteenth of anything.    <----- You should remember this before you claim to have knowledge on something. 
59:00 <ShadowLurker> whats she got to do with anything
59:00 <amsy> hahaha
00:00 <faux> bb;
00:00 <faux> !#!*;£#
00:00 <amsy> bb <3
00:00 <Christopher> bb
00:00 <faux> No.
00:00 <Christopher> dam
00:00 <faux> lmao
00:00 <amsy> lol
00:00 <faux> Hru
00:00 <amsy> iag n u
00:00 <ShadowLurker> i smell hamburgers
01:00 <faux> VG ty
01:00 <Christopher> g2h
01:00 <bivowak> go eat them then
01:00 <faux> just did a mask abd now I wanna rub my face on everything 
01:00 <faux> LOL Chris
01:00 <amsy> lmao 
01:00 <amsy> aw yay
01:00 <amsy> i want mask
01:00 <faux> Come do
01:00 <faux> Its cucumber 
01:00 <faux> ;D
02:00 <ShadowLurker> i heard [Maverick] gives facials
02:00 <faux> Or concombre
02:00 <faux> As the bottle says.
02:00 <Serenity> yeah ShadowLurker
02:00 <faux> Cucumber cum
02:00 <amsy> ole
02:00 <Serenity> stop bullying people
02:00 <amsy> KuKumber Kum
02:00 <partay> faux i can give you a mask 
02:00 <ShadowLurker> ead get back in the kitchen you
02:00 <Serenity> ok
03:00 <faux> I ken leeee
03:00 <faux> Tulibu dibu douchooo
03:00 <bivowak> what a great romance
03:00 <faux> I want hommus
03:00 <Skirmish> No one ken to ken to siven
03:00 <Skirmish> Nor yon clees toju maliveh
04:00 <Skirmish> When I gez aju zavateh na nalechoo more
04:00 <faux> I wish I was so leb I just sneezed hommus
04:00 <Skirmish> KEN LEEEEEEEEEEE 
04:00 <faux> Did you search the lyrics
04:00 <Skirmish> I did. 
04:00 <faux> Lol
04:00 <faux> That vid is fucking hilarious 
05:00 <faux> Hai nastygirl
05:00 <faux> Welcome
05:00 <Skirmish> tuts my barreh is better. 
05:00 <faux> They're both funny
05:00 <Skirmish> If there’s a camel up a hill then it’s Gong Li with me when I do Ido
05:00 <Skirmish> If there’s a camel up a hill then its asbestos flaygon you too you too
05:00 <Skirmish> Coz if you run your mother break a bottle sicker run day boo
05:00 <faux> TUTS MY BARREHHH RAPE ME IN MY THIGHSSS
06:00 <Christopher> k
06:00 <faux> plsno
06:00 <Skirmish> tuts my barreh
06:00 <Skirmish> know you love my cock
06:00 <Skirmish> come on a give me water dessert
06:00 <Christopher> i would
07:00 <Christopher> nt
07:00 <faux> Good
07:00 <faux> I love how they're both Mariah carey
07:00 <faux> Songs
07:00 <Skirmish> tuts my barreh, pull me on the flow <---- period reference. 
11:00 <Skirmish> I watched 15 minutes of the pilot episode of 'last man standing' today and it's terrible. 
13:00 <simba> who got tickets 2 Liverpool in ADElAiDe
13:00 <Skirmish> You and B1? 
13:00 <Christopher> ppl in adeliade
14:00 <simba> lol sif b1 would go
14:00 <simba> he just wouldnt go on the net that night then talk about it
14:00 <Christopher> eww
14:00 <Lish> there is theron
14:00 <Skirmish> Doodle isn't here to welcome her ... I wanted to make sure she still felt as welcome. 
14:00 <Lish> he is the only one to talk about nba with
15:00 <Skirmish> If I got NBA games on netflix I'd watch them.
16:00 <Lish> well 
16:00 <Lish> you dont haha
16:00 <Lish> get league pass
16:00 <Lish> but you gotta pay
16:00 <Lish> and its kinda pricey
16:00 <Skirmish> I can't watch it on my tv then though can I? 
16:00 <Serenity> doodle chucked a sad and wont be coming back
16:00 <Skirmish> I hope he does. 
16:00 <Lish> yes
16:00 <Lish> if you have apple tv
17:00 <Lish> i watch it on my tv :D 
17:00 <Serenity> i hope he does too
17:00 <Serenity> but he hates me now
17:00 <partay> Serenity is that beacuse you wouldnt get your tits out?
17:00 <Skirmish> I will have to look at my US playstation account and see what other apps I can get. If there is a sport one I might look into that. 
17:00 <Skirmish> He doesn't hate you. 
17:00 <Serenity> i showed him my tits yesterday!
17:00 <Lish> i think you can get nba league pass
17:00 <Lish> on us playstation
17:00 <Skirmish> brb ... going to check.
19:00 <nate> http://nba-stream.com/
19:00 <nate> all nba games for free
19:00 <Christopher> yeah allstar was on today
19:00 <Christopher> i think
19:00 <Skirmish> I don't want to watch them on my pc. 
19:00 <nate> yup
19:00 <nate> hdmi to ya tv?
20:00 <Christopher> dvi to hdmi
20:00 <Christopher> for the win
20:00 <Lish> no good
20:00 <Lish> yeah yeah all star was on today
20:00 <Lish> im watching now
20:00 <Lish> im not into all star, its boring 
20:00 <Lish> we know they can dunk....zzzzz
20:00 <Skirmish> I belieb I can flyyyyyyyyy
21:00 <Skirmish> I have a lump of bone covering a titanium pin that helps hold my knee together to prove my love affair with basketball. 
21:00 <Lish> lol
22:00 <Lish> i have an empty bank account to prove my love of basketball
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks!
24:00 <Lish> it will be worth it
24:00 <Lish> crying major kobe is injured though
24:00 <StrykerX> Kaka
25:00 <StrykerX> Sup babycakez?
26:00 <Serenity> babyy cakes you just dont know know
26:00 <Serenity> how i i
26:00 <Serenity> how i like it down low low
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
26:00 <amelia> that song will be stuck in my head for the next 7 days now
26:00 <Skirmish> I can get an app called NBA GAME TIME. Will check it out. 
26:00 <Serenity> you are welcome
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think you can get an app for anything these days
27:00 <Skirmish> Not on the PS3. 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had the most delicious wine tonight… 
28:00 <Christopher> oh great its 20 question man
28:00 <Serenity> ugh wine
28:00 <Skirmish> HOLY MCFUCK! $1399 per year OR $209.99 per month. 
29:00 <Skirmish> No NBA for me. 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, it's so delicious and sweeeeeet
29:00 <Skirmish> Moscato? 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
29:00 <amelia> BULLSHIT it cost that much
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> All Saints - so sweet! 
29:00 <Serenity> i drunk 2.5 bottles of wine on saturday
29:00 <Serenity> ughh
30:00 <Christopher> eeww
30:00 <Christopher> wine is yuck
30:00 <Skirmish> amelia: http://s5.photobucket.com/user/MYV64U/media/Capture1_zpstltkyzat.png.html?sort=3&o=0
31:00 <amelia> damn son
31:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> wine is okay but just okay
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 serenity 
31:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> i had a red bull today
31:00 <Christopher> alcohol is shit 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had like 4 glasses tonight….. i could have probably brought  4 bottles for the price per glass :/
31:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> your shit
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckers
32:00 <amelia> tickets to see the games cost less
32:00 <Serenity> i can drink most of a bottle of jacks and be fine.. that 2.5 bottles of wine ruined me
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT i'm pretty relaxed n' shit
32:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> katatonic kate do you prefer white wine or red wine?
32:00 <Lish> lol 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> white wine
32:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> ahh cool
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> but rose is A O K 
32:00 <bivowak> red wine is better
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> in your opinion 
32:00 <Serenity> red wine is dirt
32:00 <Serenity> do you like brown brothers wine kate
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it's not that sweet
33:00 <bivowak> only uncultured people think red wine is bad
33:00 <bivowak> LOL brown brothers wine 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - give a fuck. It's about your own likes and dislike
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh brown brothers have some nice wines
33:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> kmps
33:00 <doctor> yeah too many uncultured types these days
33:00 <Christopher> im to old to get drunk nemore
33:00 <doctor> bloody savages
33:00 <doctor> back in my day we'd have locked them up and left them to starve
34:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> gravy rules
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, no really
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's nice spasmodically 
34:00 <amelia> spasmodicallt
34:00 <amelia> word of the day
34:00 <bivowak> brown brothers wine is crap
34:00 <bivowak> 4 dollar dan murphys clearance bin wine
34:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> pigs
35:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> :>~~~
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> give a fuck… there is a huge market it for it, otherwise it wouldn't be so popular 
36:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> hi simba
36:00 <Serenity> kate i could have said any brand of wine and he'd be saying the same thing
37:00 <bivowak> so is maccas
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
37:00 <bivowak> Serenity no
37:00 <Serenity> fact is BB has won so many awards not because its shit
37:00 <Lish> im tired
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> u'm sure he quaffs goon !
37:00 <Lish> yep yep
37:00 <bivowak> wine experts are we now?
37:00 <Serenity> are you?
37:00 <bivowak> ive never had goon in my life
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes, just like you are 
37:00 <Serenity> no you're a fucking internet troll
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever
37:00 <Serenity> shut up
37:00 <bivowak> I am actually
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're unaustralian !
37:00 <Lish> wine tastes gross
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
37:00 <Lish> just rock dr pepper like me
37:00 <bivowak> I was a manager of dan murphys for 3 years actually
37:00 <Maurice> Lol
37:00 <Serenity> you're lucky youve lasted this long tbh
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHAHA
38:00 <Skirmish> My highlight just went off .... did someone just call Brown Brothers wine crap?
38:00 <Serenity> goon of fortune kate?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck oath!
38:00 <Maurice> I used to work for Telstra, therefore I am now an expert in everything related to it
38:00 <Serenity> yes Skirmish
38:00 <Lish> browns brothers is what like $15 / bottle wine?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> maurice - when is the fuckin nun rolling out in me area love!
38:00 <bivowak> Maurice you may have been a tech support
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> I WANT ANSWERS
38:00 <bivowak> that doesnt mean naything
38:00 <Serenity> $15-20 depending on what it is
38:00 <Lish> thats not the best wine then 
38:00 <Maurice> I wasn't tech support you swamp goat
38:00 <bivowak> its rubbish wine
38:00 <Skirmish> Depends what you buy
39:00 <Lish> $20 a top notch wine
39:00 <Maurice> bivowak, you may have worked at dan murphys, doesnt make you an expert
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> rigteo 
39:00 <bivowak> Maurice so you sold mobile phones at a kiosk?
39:00 <Maurice> No
39:00 <bivowak> linesman then?
39:00 <Serenity> this is like vagisil and his working in the education department
39:00 <bivowak> then you wouldnt know anything
39:00 <Serenity> and hes fucking help desk for networking.
39:00 <Maurice> Lol
39:00 <Maurice> But I must know everything about it because I worked there
39:00 <Maurice> Like you working at dan murphys
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> doesn't make you a gour - met  connoisseur either!  
40:00 <bivowak> pretty much yeh
40:00 <Serenity> he never worked at dan murphies
40:00 <DoC> whats up plivent
40:00 <Serenity> mooshh
40:00 <Maurice> Is he just an alcoholic
40:00 <bivowak> I dont drink alcohol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <Skirmish> "LISTEN TO ME YOU FAT BASTARD! I want this fixed so I can check out some granny porn before these kids finish their lunch break ok?  FUCKING FIX IT!"   <----- day in the lyf of waix. 
40:00 <Maurice> You guzzle it?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
40:00 <DoC> evading zline now?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> quaffs it
40:00 <Serenity> shelves it
40:00 <DoC> last night u were zlined by Bonny
40:00 <British^Meat> oh my
40:00 <bivowak> I was not zlined
41:00 <Serenity> you were
41:00 <bivowak> was not
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> buh bye
41:00 <bivowak> some other user
41:00 <British^Meat> y do ppl get zlined, lol, is it really that hard to behave?
41:00 <bivowak> not me
41:00 <British^Meat> is so dumb
41:00 <doctor> plivent doesn't do a very good job at hiding
41:00 <DoC> u were plivent
41:00 <DoC> no one else
41:00 <Maurice> Look guys, bivowak had ops in a channel once, hes now the expert at irc
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <bivowak> I had no ops
41:00 <bivowak> I am not plivent
41:00 <Skirmish> I don't know what it is about Kelly Clarkson but she makes me so randy. 
41:00 <Serenity> 'im not plivent' WOW ok lets all believe that
41:00 <bivowak> I was not zlined
41:00 <Lish> hes not plivent
41:00 <DoC> LOL Maurice
41:00 <Maurice> Then why did you respond to him when he didn't mention a nick
41:00 <Lish> 100% i can vouch for that
41:00 <bivowak> DoC what are you some idiot?
41:00 <DoC> he's plivent
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skirmish 
41:00 <Lish> DoC he isnt
41:00 <bivowak> some little bitch who complains 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a rat faced cunt dawg
41:00 <Serenity> its him 100% lol
42:00 <bivowak> yap yap
42:00 <DoC> than ?
42:00 <bivowak> off your trap
42:00 <bivowak> DoC you dont even live in australia
42:00 <doctor> seems like plivent
42:00 <doctor> yep, it is
42:00 <DoC> bivowak u're full of crap
42:00 <bivowak> you are like some little yap dog
42:00 <bivowak> "im dobbing on u"
42:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL plivent
42:00 <Serenity> hes getting mad lol
42:00 <Serenity> its so him
42:00 <bivowak> im not plivent
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
42:00 <bivowak> say what you want
42:00 <British^Meat> which one are you then bivowak?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> chants plivent!
42:00 <Serenity> yeah sure
42:00 <ShadowLurker> ok
42:00 <ShadowLurker> youre plivent
43:00 <bivowak> im behhhh
43:00 <Maurice> (18:40:18) (DoC): whats up plivent (18:40:39) (DoC): evading zline now? (18:41:01) (bivowak): I was not zlined
43:00 <bivowak> yes Maurice i can read too
43:00 <Skirmish> http://robbsutton.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/internet-expert.jpg    <--------- Get a job bivowak
43:00 <bivowak> I was not zlined
43:00 <Maurice> So you are him
43:00 <Maurice> Got it
43:00 <bivowak> no im not
43:00 <DoC> bivowak you are like some lil dog kiddo
43:00 <bivowak> I was answering the fact I am not
43:00 <Maurice> Then why answer?
43:00 <Serenity> hahaha
43:00 <Maurice> You stupid twat
43:00 <British^Meat> lol, awesome link
43:00 <bivowak> because you are all blabbing rubbish as usual
43:00 <ShadowLurker> its def 100% him
43:00 <British^Meat> DoC, just letting u know.... im not zlined
43:00 <ShadowLurker> hes gunna get mad and use al caps shortly
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then stalk everyone address and claim to know where you live
44:00 <bivowak> well thats him not me
44:00 <Serenity> jeromeeee
44:00 <Maurice> Maybe he'll send out keyrings like that bobblehead did
44:00 <bivowak> sounds like a lot of paranoid people here
44:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
44:00 <Skirmish> Wasn't plivent molested by some guy named chucky? Am I getting my austnet history right? 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably skirmish
45:00 <Skirmish> Explains erryting. 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods!
45:00 <Serenity> rofl no Skirmish
45:00 <Serenity> chucky is someones step dad
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ohhh
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> man, someone needs to write the austnet history book!
45:00 <Skirmish> ^
45:00 <British^Meat> which one are you then bivowak?
45:00 <ShadowLurker> plivent got molested by some guy at the bus stop
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> the trials and tribulations of austnet
45:00 <Serenity> imagine if someone did it
45:00 <ShadowLurker> now he wont leave his mums garage
45:00 <Serenity> omg the gissip
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> THERE IS A THESIS right there!
46:00 <DoC> bivowak fuck off loser
46:00 <Lish> relax people
46:00 <Lish> you're all sounding a little insane?
46:00 <DoC> plivent is the absolute poor faggot
46:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> anyone here rich?
46:00 <Lish> DoC cool it? 
46:00 <Lish> \Romeo_Obliteration me
46:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> ah i c
46:00 <ShadowLurker> everyone here is rich
46:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> cool :)
47:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> ahh yes
47:00 <bivowak> im rich
47:00 <DoC> I'm cool Lish :)
47:00 <Maurice> Coz we all can afford the internet
47:00 <StrykerX> Peace out bitches
47:00 <ShadowLurker> except plivent
47:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> anyone here wearing a bra?
47:00 <DoC> bivowak u live in garbage 
47:00 <Skirmish> It's the internet. Everyone is a millionaire ... except Christopher. 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw i irc naked
47:00 <Serenity> lolol
47:00 <ShadowLurker> OLOLOLOL
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> to piss off my neighbours
47:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> hmm
47:00 <DoC> plivent u're a piece of shit n u live in garbage
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oscar!
47:00 <Lish> DoC you're acting nuts kid
48:00 <DoC> lol
48:00 <Skirmish> http://www.quickmeme.com/img/da/da3eb6c93ca3cdb2cd1a8f9f01a4edf9d976d3abb1f7b55fc05638347011818a.jpg    <------ Drew Carey is a wise man. 
48:00 <ShadowLurker> relax ur anus
48:00 <Serenity> lol DoC calm down lad
48:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> any handsome men here tonight?
48:00 <DoC> Lish, why u getting angry sweety?
48:00 <Taco> DoC is nuts? He has some too. Small ones.
48:00 <DoC> k Serenity, I'm :)
48:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> i have big balls
48:00 <DoC> lol romeo
48:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> hehe
48:00 <Lish> DoC im not angry, you just sound insane?
49:00 <Lish> its like the whole b1 picard thing
49:00 <Lish> it sounds mental
49:00 <bivowak> it is mental
49:00 <bivowak> they are obsessed with irc users
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> romeo pix or it's not trew
49:00 <Serenity> LOL
49:00 <Serenity> omg that.... hahhahaha
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> only you bivowak
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> we want you
49:00 <DoC> no worries plivent i know u have some mental issues Lol
49:00 <DoC> Lol kate
49:00 <Serenity> we're gonna stalk people all day and abuse them BUT DEY OBSESD WIF ME
50:00 <DoC> haha Serenity
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudders*
51:00 <Serenity> kate darling
51:00 <Serenity> bring me cake?
51:00 <DoC> *shrugs*
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES!
51:00 <Serenity> yummm! yes
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can do cupcakes
51:00 <Serenity> i have a cake mix..
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> chocolate with sprinkles
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and…. i do these delicious vegan cupcakes
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> sooo good
52:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
52:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> hi Sunbeam
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> sooo chocolatey 
52:00 <Serenity> my daughter made me a loom band
52:00 <Serenity> HOW CUTE
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want one
52:00 <Sunbeam> hi Romeo :)
52:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> :)
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> but they look too difficult to make
52:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> how was your day?
52:00 <Serenity> nah theyre easy
52:00 <Sunbeam> my day is still early Romeo
52:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> ahh cool
53:00 <DoC> lol
53:00 <DoC> romeo loves babygirl
53:00 <DoC> heh
53:00 <Sunbeam> heyop DoC (again)
53:00 <DoC> don't you?
53:00 <DoC> hey Sunbeam
53:00 <DoC> sup?
53:00 <Sunbeam> nowt sup ere
53:00 <Skirmish> http://thehoopla.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/fatstory.jpg     <-------- What happens when bivowak flops his little willy out for a 3some. 
53:00 <Sunbeam> how's u?
53:00 <Skirmish> dey so unhappy
54:00 <Sunbeam> hi Skirmish :)
54:00 <Skirmish> Hey there Sunbeam how is your part of the world today? 
54:00 <Lish> snog marry avoid
54:00 <Lish> is legit the best thing ever
54:00 <Sunbeam> it was rainy but now i've got home the rain has stopped
54:00 <amelia> that lady on it is bangin
55:00 <DoC> not much Sunbeam
55:00 <amelia> soso pretty
55:00 <DoC> same shit diff day lol
55:00 <Skirmish> amelia: Show me this bangin chick. 
56:00 <[Maverick]> wouldn't you rather be banging your wife Skirmish? 
57:00 <Skirmish> What does that have to do with me asking to see a picture of a chick? 
57:00 <Skirmish> What's the beef Mav?
57:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> Sunbeam do you live in a nice place?
58:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> i used to
58:00 <[Maverick]> I was just asking a question
58:00 <amelia> jenny frost
58:00 <DoC> ofcourse he live in a nice place romeo
58:00 <Skirmish> Jenny Frost isn't 'bangin'. 
58:00 <amelia> aw she is cute
59:00 <Skirmish> nah she doesn't do it for me. 
59:00 <picard> Hello
59:00 <amelia> she's not who I'd rate the highest but she's fit for sure
59:00 <amelia> she still bangin!
00:00 <Skirmish> Something about her eyes is making me uncomfortable. 
00:00 <DoC> hello picard
00:00 <Sunbeam> DoC i'm female
00:00 <picard> DoC:  hi
00:00 <Sunbeam> and define nice place?
00:00 <DoC> k sweet heart :P
00:00 <amelia> ahahha
00:00 <DoC> haha
00:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> good rooms lots of space near the shops
00:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> ...
00:00 <DoC> u should define it for us?
01:00 <Sunbeam> i live in a small town
01:00 <\Romeo_Obliteration> me too
01:00 <picard> I live in a small cell
01:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: What is the name of that show that has the chick that I like and you don't on it. I have a complete mental blank and cannot think of it.
01:00 <British^Meat> mrs browns boys?
01:00 <Maurice> You're The Worst
02:00 <Maurice> Lindsey
02:00 <Skirmish> YIS!
02:00 <Maurice> Lindsay?
02:00 <amelia> show me pic
02:00 <Maurice> Her mouth bugs me
02:00 <Serenity> katatonic_kate01 i noticed you a band i made
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
02:00 <Serenity> LOOM BAND
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> OHHHHHHH
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> send me ze link again?
02:00 <Skirmish> Kether Donohue. She is bangin. 
03:00 <picard> Serenity: hello
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> too quick dude!
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
03:00 <Serenity> huh
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> it just like flashed on my screen lol
03:00 <amelia> oh she got boobs and bum
03:00 <Serenity> wahhh
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah i'm half pissed here - who am i?
03:00 <Serenity> hahaha
04:00 <amelia> she attractive but I wouldn't fight you for her
04:00 <Maurice> I want to punch her in her mouth
05:00 <amelia> her mouth would catch it fairly easily
05:00 <Skirmish> picard: bivowak linked us this picture before and said it was of your wife at the exact moment you hit her up for sex. http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/article_photos/bingoface-467.jpg
05:00 <British^Meat> :)
05:00 <faux> Honey booboo chiiiiild
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
05:00 <amelia> oh gosh
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> eating, drinking, relaxin' and having a good time
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> or something like that!
06:00 <faux> lmao
06:00 <Serenity> lol ants in his room singing SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER
07:00 <faux> Throw a fridge at him
07:00 <British^Meat> I dont like ants in my house
07:00 <nate> they crawl all over your meat:)
07:00 <nate> i can stand ants not cockies!
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> my child was attempting to stay up later but reading every book she owns
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> well getting grammy to read to her - fuck i love grandparents!
09:00 <faux> How old is she now
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> 80
09:00 <faux> Sif she csn read I remember when she was a baby
09:00 <faux> Wow 80
09:00 <faux> She grew up fast
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'm over 9,000
10:00 <faux> Ok
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> she turns 5 in April
10:00 <Skirmish> With a mother like Kate I wouldn't be surprised if her daughter is already a raging feminist. 
10:00 <faux> Wtf
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> school next year
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> I KNOW
10:00 <faux> Wtf.
10:00 <faux> I've been on irc way too long 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - me too! 
10:00 <faux> Growing up with your kids and shit
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> She is a raging feminist 
11:00 <Skirmish> Kate will quit austnet just in time to not bump into her daughter getting hit on by picard on her 16th birthday. 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> she told me the other day she is getting married to her best friend Penny…. because it's her world and she can do whatever she wants
11:00 <faux> Lollll
11:00 <Serenity> lol
11:00 <faux> Cute
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> So she'll probably be a lessian feminist - woot woot
12:00 <Skirmish> the worst kind. 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> no grandkids - bonus!
12:00 <Skirmish> them butch lesbian fems .... WHY ARE YOU RANTING WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO BE THE GUY!
12:00 <Skirmish> I don't get it. 
12:00 <Serenity> ant tells me how cute Maurice's son is
12:00 <Serenity> thats a little odd
12:00 <bivowak> thats such a great life hey
12:00 <bivowak> no grandkids
13:00 <Maurice> Lol
13:00 <bivowak> your child a lesbian
13:00 <bivowak> and a feminist
13:00 <bivowak> solid parenting
13:00 <Serenity> who gives a fuck if her kid is gay
13:00 <Serenity> stop being such a fuckhead
13:00 <faux> speaking of fuckheads
13:00 <Skirmish> Hey leave bivowak alone ok? He had parents once ... he's an expert on parenting! 
13:00 <partay> and dirty old ugly creepy fucks
13:00 <bivowak> well i wouldnt have no gay kids thats for sure
13:00 <nate> welcome picard!!
14:00 <Serenity> no
14:00 <Serenity> you cannot
14:00 <Maurice> No, you can't
14:00 <picard> Lol
14:00 <faux> Loklllllllll
14:00 <nate> u can do it for money
14:00 <picard> Great comvo
14:00 <bivowak> people are not just born gay
14:00 <faux> Lolollll
14:00 <Serenity> of fuck me
14:00 <Serenity> someone please
14:00 <bivowak> they are raised gay or become gay
14:00 <Serenity> make it stop
14:00 <DoC> LOL Maurice
14:00 <nate> give me 5cents i will be straight!
14:00 <nate> :D~
14:00 <amelia> stop feeding the animals
15:00 <bivowak> its like mental illness
15:00 <Serenity> they are NOT you fucking troll
15:00 <amelia> all of you
15:00 <faux> eheheheheeh
15:00 <bivowak> im not trolling
15:00 <faux> Life's good
15:00 <Serenity> so when did you chose to be straight bivowak
15:00 <bivowak> I was raised that way
15:00 <faux> when did u chose
15:00 <DoC> lmfao Serenity
15:00 <DoC> I agree with Serenity
15:00 <bivowak> nothing about choice
15:00 <Serenity> and yet you choose to be a giant knob
15:00 <faux> Awimbawayyyy
15:00 <Skirmish> If homosexuality is a choice, you need to consider it bivowak because it doubles the already slim chance of you having sex. 
15:00 <faux> heeee eee heeeee
15:00 <DoC> fucking troll / fucking piece of shit / fucking goose fuck = plivent
15:00 <Serenity> you are born with your sexuality
16:00 <bivowak> thats not true 
16:00 <bivowak> Skirmish I get more sex than you do
16:00 <Serenity> well it is
16:00 <Serenity> so..
16:00 <Serenity> LOL
16:00 <Maurice> LOL
16:00 <DoC> lol
16:00 <bivowak> that is what you are brainwashed to believe
17:00 <Skirmish> bivowak: I used to get so much sex off irc there's a more than 30% chance that I am the father your mother said went missing shopping for baby formula. 
17:00 <bivowak> that was a good try Skirmish but failed very hard
17:00 <DoC> bivowak had sex with kuniva
17:00 <bivowak> is that why you still hanging around?
18:00 <bivowak> hopes you might speak to mzyoyo once again?
18:00 <Serenity> nahh kunny has better taste
18:00 <faux> How is getting sex off irc something to brag about
18:00 <faux> r u kelevra irl
18:00 <bivowak> that's what id like to know
18:00 <DoC> haha yeah Serenity i agree he's better than plivent gay cunt
18:00 <partay> except when its faux
18:00 <Skirmish> mzyoyo is so 2013. 
18:00 <faux> Obv
18:00 <Serenity> thats just her dress size
18:00 <bivowak> still the truth is there Skirmish
18:00 <Skirmish> what truth? 
18:00 <partay> faux has brains and bewbs
19:00 <Serenity> you dont even have sex jerome who are you kidding mr moosh taco
19:00 <Skirmish> brains in her bewbs. 
19:00 <faux> That'd be cool
19:00 <Serenity> two brains
19:00 <Maurice> (19:18:42) (Serenity): thats just her dress size
19:00 <Maurice> Lollll
20:00 <Serenity> lol Maurice someone posted in my ground this pic
20:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10523835_10203602812537561_8659259683328097786_n.jpg?oh=3abf43649e041cc01636eece251f8341&oe=5591D3A4&__gda__=1430921969_e43be4cdbe73442da91ba225e64ae571
20:00 <Serenity> "Soo one of my friends posted that they went and saw 50 shades of Grey they saw more than the bargained for"
20:00 <bivowak> looks like someone here
20:00 <DoC> lol @ mr moosh Serenity
20:00 <nate> omg its an irc meet!
20:00 <ShadowLurker> its you isnt it plivent
20:00 <bivowak> not sure if faux or Serenity
20:00 <Maurice> Lol gross
20:00 <bivowak> in pic
20:00 <amelia> goshdamn
20:00 <Skirmish> It's pieter and one of his sexy jack rabbits!
21:00 <nate> lol
21:00 <Serenity> rofll
21:00 <Serenity> pieter and mandy
21:00 <Skirmish> ROFL
21:00 <nate> hmm mandee
21:00 <bivowak> why are you making fun of that girl when you are all similar
21:00 <amelia> her butt looks kinda small compared to the rest of her
21:00 <faux> dat flat butt lyf 
21:00 <Serenity> you wouldnt have a clue what faux or I look like jerome
21:00 <amelia> WHY AM I STILL LOOKING
21:00 <Serenity> calm the fuck down
21:00 <faux> lmao quinelia
21:00 <Serenity> we've all seen your fucking dating profile
22:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
22:00 <bivowak> Serenity Im not sure who you think I am but im not plivent 
22:00 <Skirmish> amelia: lol I stopped looking and realise my shorts were gone. 
22:00 <Serenity> yeah sure you arent
22:00 <faux> The guy is reaching for his phone in his pocket to dial 911
22:00 <bivowak> prove it then
22:00 <amelia> bwahahahahah
22:00 <faux> I mean 000
22:00 <faux> ...
22:00 <amelia> I haven't seen his dating profile
22:00 <amelia> do show
22:00 <Serenity> LOL fag
22:00 <bivowak> prove it
22:00 <faux> he deleted it after I print screened and showed everyone 
22:00 <Serenity> ^^
22:00 <amelia> is he a sexy mynx
22:00 <Serenity> i still have the shots but
23:00 <faux> no
23:00 <amelia> awww
23:00 <bivowak> post them all
23:00 <faux> He looks like a puckered anus
23:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahah
23:00 <amelia> he is a nice personality kinda guy
23:00 <Skirmish> Is he the one with mad pimples?
23:00 <Serenity> he looks sweaty
23:00 <Serenity> nah that was dirty dingo
23:00 <ShadowLurker> hes not even that
23:00 <faux> He was legit blowing kisses
23:00 <bivowak> post them lets see
23:00 <Serenity> now why would i do that
23:00 <faux> And his username was moosh taco
23:00 <DoC> brb, rebooting PC
23:00 <faux> LOL
23:00 <Serenity> if i post them ill get zlined
24:00 <Skirmish> bivowak: How does it feel to come online to think that you mock people and then fight the realisation for hours that you yourself are being made a mockery of? 
24:00 <amelia> don't post, it's kinda mean :(
24:00 <faux> pfft
24:00 <bivowak> post them
24:00 <bivowak> you wont get zlined unless he set a zline up like b1 did
24:00 <Skirmish> Post them in PM. They will get passed around. 
24:00 <Serenity> its personal info
25:00 <bivowak> so its ok for you to post in PM?
25:00 <bivowak> but not chan?
25:00 <bivowak> if so thats cool
25:00 <Serenity> im not posting anything anywhere
25:00 <bivowak> ill see what asd think about this
25:00 <Skirmish> LOL
25:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <Serenity> yeah go complain to the services department
25:00 <Serenity> that someone whos not posting anything is annoying you
25:00 <bivowak> whos complaining?
26:00 <bivowak> <bivowak> hey is it ok to post personal information around via PM?
26:00 <Serenity> you if you're going to asd
26:00 <bivowak> im just wondering if its ok
26:00 <Serenity> no you're sooking
26:00 <bivowak> if so ill do some posting myself
26:00 <Serenity> but you arent plivent right
26:00 <bivowak> no no im not sooking
26:00 <bivowak> honestly you raise a good question so im asking it for us all
26:00 <Skirmish> How can you even think that question is rational? 
26:00 <Serenity> lol sure
26:00 <amelia> everyone on IRC is so angry and confrontational
26:00 <Skirmish> "Hey is it ok to do something that you will have no knowledge of?"
26:00 <amelia> WHY SO ANGRY DORKS
27:00 <bivowak> its a very ok question to ask
27:00 <Skirmish> No, you're an idiot. 
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <bivowak> lets not get nasty name Skirmish
27:00 <Skirmish> Nasty would be calling you something that you're not. 
28:00 <Skirmish> I didn't say anything nasty. 
28:00 <bivowak> very interesting
29:00 <picard> Who is this nut
29:00 <Serenity> its plivent
29:00 <Serenity> but not plivent
29:00 <picard> Say no more
29:00 <picard> Wat
29:00 <DoC> Back.
29:00 <picard> Where is b1, banned?
29:00 <DoC> so plivent u still here ? crying like a mad bitch?
29:00 <Serenity> zlined
29:00 <picard> For?
29:00 <DoC> B1 is zlined
30:00 <DoC> for 3 days
30:00 <amelia> his life must be falling apart
30:00 <bivowak> why is he zlined?
30:00 <picard> U are aware he is punching holes in the walls as we speak
30:00 <Skirmish> I hope the ASD staff enjoy his 76 page essay on why he should run austnet. 
30:00 <DoC> B1 have send too many messages to Bonny n crying for the zline he got
30:00 <DoC> lol
31:00 <picard> 76? Did he edit
31:00 <amelia> sitting there shaking
31:00 <Serenity> 5 now DoC
31:00 <DoC> 5?
31:00 <Serenity> yuh
31:00 <Serenity> it was changed
31:00 <picard> So what did he do?
31:00 <DoC> 5 days?
31:00 <Serenity> 5 days from today
31:00 <Taco> DoC, while its funny I still don't know why he deserved a zline
31:00 <DoC> oh
31:00 <bivowak> yeh
31:00 <bivowak> what exactly did he do?
31:00 <Taco> DoC, its like the opers just want ops in this channel
31:00 <Skirmish> It was changed because of his crying about it? 
31:00 <Serenity> why are you questioning me
31:00 <Serenity> im not an admin
31:00 <bivowak> thats true Taco
32:00 <bivowak> you are an admin of this chan
32:00 <DoC> Taco, no abusing & baiting someone isnt a good thing tho
32:00 <Skirmish> You had info on it being changed I thought you may have known why! 
32:00 <[Maverick]> not an admin of the network. 
32:00 <Serenity> no im an operator
32:00 <Serenity> i cannot zline people
32:00 <Serenity> you fool
32:00 <DoC> he did something wrong thats why he got zline
32:00 <Taco> abusing and doxing? thats zlineable? is that really a wise rule to have?
32:00 <bivowak> what did he do?
32:00 <[Maverick]> who cares. 
32:00 <DoC> no idea
32:00 <[Maverick]> he got done 
32:00 <[Maverick]> he is gone 
32:00 <DoC> who cares yeah
32:00 <[Maverick]> move along 
33:00 <Serenity> go ask an opper
33:00 <DoC> move on..
33:00 <picard> It's pleasant with him gone
33:00 <DoC> go to #asd
33:00 <DoC> and ask them
33:00 <bivowak> they will not speak
33:00 <Taco> [Maverick], you don't care now but when you're the subject of a zline you might
33:00 <Serenity> i always find it curious that people go to asd
33:00 <bivowak> he obviously did nothing
33:00 <Serenity> its a fucking services department why do people go to them
33:00 <DoC> so fuck off plivent
33:00 <bivowak> because they set the zlines Serenity
33:00 <bivowak> thats why
33:00 <[Maverick]> Taco: it's none of our business. 
33:00 <[Maverick]> ffs
33:00 <bivowak> as stated in their description
34:00 <bivowak> and the network description
34:00 <Serenity> lol sooo dumb
34:00 <DoC> Lol
34:00 <Taco> [Maverick], I think the operations of this network is the business of everyone who uses it
34:00 <bivowak> thats correct Taco
34:00 <picard> Oh my
34:00 <[Maverick]> I really don't know why we are having this conversation 
34:00 <[Maverick]> it has nothing to do with us. 
34:00 <picard> Boredom
34:00 <DoC> because plivent is a dickhead [Maverick] dont take him serious
35:00 <DoC> plivent have some mental issues.
35:00 <stebie> lol, plivent
35:00 <DoC> he can't afford a doctor tho
35:00 <[Maverick]> oi DoC.. settle bud. 
35:00 <Serenity> its funny cause i ctually have no idea what b1 did
35:00 <DoC> heh
35:00 <Taco> Serenity, most people subject to zlines prob feel that way
35:00 <picard> Breathing is his crime.
36:00 <Taco> I probably don't like B1 the most, but I still don't understand
36:00 <Skirmish> Mav + ops = that guy that waves his arms around telling people to move on nothing to see here off south park. 
36:00 <bivowak> lol
36:00 <Skirmish> Just waiting for him to pull a gun. 
37:00 <DoC> Lol
37:00 <Serenity> you cant deny its nicer
37:00 <Skirmish> http://www.hark.com/clips/wszpqzwsys-nothing-to-see
38:00 <picard> Mmmmmmmmmm,
41:00 <Maurice> Officer Barbrady
41:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpecF_JfdtQ
41:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: south park officer barbrady - nothing better to do Views: 22,960   Uploaded:  Nov 24, 2011 Duration: 0 Minutes 7 Seconds 
47:00 <Serenity> you guys should message b1 on fb to show your suppor
47:00 <Serenity> t
47:00 <Serenity> so he doesnt top himself
47:00 <Taco> nah let him top himself
47:00 <faux> What happened to b1
48:00 <Serenity> zlined
48:00 <Skirmish> lol we've come full circle.
48:00 <faux> For wut
48:00 <Serenity> hnngg
48:00 <Serenity> lol scroll up a bit
50:00 <faux> No
50:00 <picard> Where the fuck is b1 when I need an expert
51:00 <picard> Can I drive in New Zealand on an Aussie license
51:00 <faux> Is b1 google
51:00 <Skirmish> bivowak is filling that role tonight. 
51:00 <picard> faux: he is smarter then Google
51:00 <faux> than.
51:00 <picard> bivowak: can u answer the question
52:00 <[Maverick]> picard: yes you can and vice versa 
52:00 <faux> You can legally drive in New Zealand for up to 12 months if you have either a current driver's licence from your home country or an International Driving Permit (IDP). After 12 months you are required to convert to a New Zealand licence. This applies to each visit to New Zealand.
52:00 <faux> In New Zealand all drivers, including visitors from other countries, must carry their licence or permit at all times when driving. You will only be able to drive the same types of vehicles you are licensed to drive in your home country. The common legal age to rent a car in New Zealand is 21 years.
53:00 <picard> Ty
53:00 <bivowak> well im smarter
53:00 <bivowak> faux going to nz now are we?
54:00 <Serenity> .
54:00 <Serenity> LOL
54:00 <[Maverick]> Picard is 
54:00 <[Maverick]> you fucking peon.
54:00 <faux> Cos we're young and we're wrecklessssss
54:00 <faux> We'll take this way too faaarrr
54:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ claiming you're smarter and then typing something dumb. 
56:00 <picard> Oh my
57:00 <bivowak> LOL
57:00 <bivowak> peon
57:00 <bivowak> what sort of word is that?
57:00 <Skirmish> Thought you said you were smart? 
57:00 <bivowak> I am
57:00 <Serenity> ..
57:00 <bivowak> peon is slang 
57:00 <bivowak> knowing slang does not make you smart
57:00 <Taco> aight, I went onto facebook and told b1 that Serenity said to come on and tell him he should kill himself, since he has no irc
57:00 <Taco> he hasn't written back
57:00 <Serenity> omg TACO
57:00 <bivowak> what is his facebook ill send him a message
57:00 <Serenity> I DIDNT SAY THAT
58:00 <Serenity> you bastard
58:00 <picard> Lol,taco
58:00 <Taco> lol
58:00 <Serenity> did you really do that?
58:00 <bivowak> he prob didn't
58:00 <bivowak> but ill do it instead
58:00 <Taco> no
58:00 <DrFeelGood> Are we picking on b1 ahain? I want in.
58:00 <DrFeelGood> Again*
58:00 <faux> Loooll
58:00 <bivowak> facebook please
58:00 <Skirmish> peon is not slang. 
58:00 <Serenity> go find it yourself
58:00 <Liinda> hey ppls
58:00 <Skirmish> Hey Liinda. 
58:00 <bivowak> hi Liinda
58:00 <faux> Hai gurl hai
59:00 <bivowak> omg hai
59:00 <Liinda> heys =)
59:00 <Liinda> ermergerd
59:00 <bivowak> Liinda you horny?
59:00 <Serenity> HEY
59:00 <nate> who isnt hornay!
59:00 <Liinda> you hit puberty bivowak?
59:00 <bivowak> im not horny yet!
59:00 <faux> Hornay for tuna mornay
59:00 <Skirmish> bivowak: I believe this is the meaning of peon that [Maverick] was labelling as describing you. a person who is not very important in a society or organization
59:00 <Liinda> mmmmmmornay
59:00 <Liinda> mememe so mornay
00:00 <bivowak> Skirmish interesting
00:00 <Skirmish> B1's facebook is locked down I can't see your post Taco. 
00:00 <bivowak> I just had a look its nothing of the sort but similar
01:00 <Skirmish> Unless he's made another one calling himself the dude from 50 shades of grey in an attempt to get noticed. 
01:00 <bivowak> coming from a guy like [Maverick] thats pretty funny
01:00 <Taco> yay picard is pm'ing me
01:00 <Taco> thats what I've always wanted
01:00 <Serenity> oh do tell us all about maverick
01:00 <bivowak> yay picard
01:00 <Liinda> i dunno why i logged on, i cant stay awake
01:00 <bivowak> bed
01:00 <Skirmish> Liinda: Because it's always so mentally stimulating here? 
02:00 <bivowak> Liinda is horny
02:00 <picard> Liinda: hi
02:00 <Liinda> Skirmish, of course
02:00 <bivowak> b1 is not here though
02:00 <Liinda> hai picard
02:00 <picard> How are u
02:00 <Liinda> im okies picard, hows u been
03:00 <picard> Im ok
03:00 <Taco> hey look everyone is msging some chick so I should too
03:00 <Taco> hi Liinda !!!! asl
03:00 <Liinda> wheres myvalentines pressie picard
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i missed out too!
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> cups cakes are fine, really!
04:00 <Liinda> mmm yum
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> heart shaped cupcakes, with heart sprinkles
04:00 <Serenity> yumm
04:00 <Liinda> taco... im ancient, sexy and local.
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> right up his alley! 
05:00 <Liinda> i really would love some proper scones with jam and cream
05:00 <Liinda> and a cup of tea
05:00 <picard> Well fuck this,I'm off to bed
05:00 <Liinda> goodnight picard x
05:00 <picard> Night gorgeous
05:00 <bivowak> goodnight picard u old man
06:00 <bivowak> u should go to bed with your wife picard
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo you're in!
06:00 <picard> She hates me
07:00 <Liinda> who's in?
07:00 <picard> U
07:00 <Liinda> i am?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
07:00 <Liinda> who hates u?
07:00 <Serenity> like flynn
07:00 <picard> My wife lol
08:00 <bivowak> yeh
08:00 <Liinda> lol oh dear
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is a lucky woman!
08:00 <picard> Serenity: is in
08:00 <bivowak> Liinda and picard
08:00 <bivowak> together
08:00 <Serenity> hot 2 trot
08:00 <picard> Lol
08:00 <Liinda> bivowak, picard and i... we go wayback.
08:00 <picard> 3some?
08:00 <picard> Waaaaaaaaaay back
08:00 <Liinda> back into timeeeee
09:00 <picard> To the 80's
09:00 <Liinda> relax dude i was only a bubs in the 80s :P
09:00 <picard> Oops 90's
09:00 <Liinda> lol
10:00 <bivowak> sure sure
10:00 <Skirmish> Liinda: he likes them young. You probably do go back to the 80's. Your parents put an AVO on him. 
11:00 <bivowak> LOLL Skirmish
11:00 <Liinda> i was born in 79 so technically yes
11:00 <bivowak> Liinda is an old lady
11:00 <Skirmish> What month? 
11:00 <Liinda> dec
11:00 <Liinda> right at the end
11:00 <Skirmish> Over a year younger than my fine self. 
11:00 <picard> Skirmish:  hush child
11:00 <Liinda> whens ur bday
11:00 <Serenity> 4 years older than me
11:00 <Serenity> thats ok
11:00 <Skirmish> Apr 78
12:00 <Liinda> ah cool
12:00 <Liinda> im happy being my age to be honest
12:00 <Serenity> no
12:00 <Serenity> wait lol
12:00 <Serenity> 7 years i spose
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah...
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> walking dead peeps!
13:00 <Skirmish> I like to use the age reference "You're only as old as who you feel" in which cause I was born in 1984. 
14:00 <bivowak> how old are you Skirmish?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
14:00 <Skirmish> Are you fucking serious? You're a muppet mate. 
14:00 <Liinda> he's 37 soon
14:00 <Serenity> lol
15:00 <picard> Lol
15:00 <picard> Well fuck u cunts, night
15:00 <Liinda> <3 
15:00 <bivowak> LOL 37
15:00 <Serenity> night pic
15:00 <Saemon> as far as me and my parents are concerned, im sorta ageless lol
15:00 <bivowak> are you really Skirmish?
15:00 <Saemon> my parents lost my birth certificate somewhere amongnst the unsorted clutter in their shithole of a house
15:00 <Skirmish> Are you really this retarded or is this years of practice paying off in a masterful performance? 
15:00 <Serenity> lol Skirmish you were born on your birthday.. LOSER
15:00 <Liinda> lol Saemon
15:00 <Saemon> they're both like hoarders
16:00 <bivowak> Saemon how old do you believe you are?
16:00 <Liinda> they dont remember what yr u were born?
16:00 <Saemon> in my 20s
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> births deaths marriages go buy a new one
16:00 <Serenity> god where do you come up with these lies
16:00 <Liinda> ^
16:00 <Saemon> my mum was on drugs when she was preggers with me
16:00 <Saemon> my dad was/is an alco
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> that explains a lot
17:00 <Saemon> they didnt give 2 shits 
17:00 <bivowak> katatonic_kate01 dont be mean
17:00 <Skirmish> I bet you were born with needle marks in your head where she was directly injecting heroin into your brain Saemon. 
17:00 <Liinda> dept of justice will still have u on file
17:00 <bivowak> people cant help it
17:00 <bivowak> having parents like that
17:00 <bivowak> this place is such bullshit, you lot can bring people down but anytime someone questions you you dont like it and ban instantly
17:00 <Saemon> i could go to the registry and get my birth certificate reprinted its simple
17:00 <bivowak> is that what happened to b1?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <Saemon> but i like being in ignorance like this
17:00 <bivowak> he told one of you to fuck off or something?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> thought as much
18:00 <Skirmish> bivowak: If people were banned instantly you would have been gone hours ago. Wake up to yourself. 
18:00 <bivowak> a 50 year old pedo and you are hurt by him of all ppl?
18:00 <Serenity> b1 is zlined. how many times do you have to be told that has noting to do with is
18:00 <Serenity> us
18:00 <Saemon> why is he zlined?
18:00 <bivowak> Serenity im asking why he is zlined
18:00 <Saemon> what is the reason for him being zlined?
18:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
18:00 <bivowak> you all refuse to say
18:00 <Saemon> clarify that
18:00 <Serenity> WE DONT KNOW
18:00 <Serenity> WE DIDNT DO IT
18:00 <Saemon> damn
18:00 <bivowak> where is bonny
18:00 <Saemon> then it must be somethin serious 
18:00 <bivowak> !seen bonny
18:00 <Saemon> lol
18:00 <Saemon> the plot thickens
19:00 <bivowak> he prob did nothing
19:00 <Maurice> There is no plot, it's IRC, not a detective series
19:00 <Liinda> haha
19:00 <bivowak> haha funny
19:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: The plot remains the same. You and bivowak get thicker. 
19:00 <doctor> I am the plot
19:00 <Saemon> true Skirmish, i have been workin out
19:00 <ShadowLurker> they couldnt possibly be thicker
19:00 <Saemon> and takin my protien shake
19:00 <Liinda> here comes the plot master.... turrrrn em up
19:00 <Serenity> i dont get why bivowak keeps bringing it up like we fucking zlined the silly old prick
20:00 <Liinda> i think bivowak is b1
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignore him
20:00 <Liinda> =)
20:00 <Skirmish> Maybe bivowak IS B1 and he's finding it harder and harder to control his rage? 
20:00 <Serenity> hahaha
20:00 <Serenity> it would explain the attitude
21:00 <Skirmish> Means he was telling the truth when he said he wasn't plivent. 
21:00 <Serenity> haha
21:00 <Liinda> plivent
21:00 <Liinda> now there's a nick i havnt seen on ages
21:00 <Liinda> *in
21:00 <bivowak> Skirmish find out why b1 was banned
21:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure that b1's home and mobile net is zlined tho
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> because he uses 800 different names
21:00 <bivowak> ill reward you
21:00 <Skirmish> bivowak: I have zero fucks to give you.
21:00 <Liinda> i liked plivent
21:00 <bivowak> ill give you a drug dealer
21:00 <Serenity> ...
21:00 <Liinda> entertaining
21:00 <bivowak> who lives in the water
21:00 <Serenity> bivowak is plivent Liinda
21:00 <Liinda> i like ppl to bring diversity to this place.
21:00 <Skirmish> Aren't you the 1337 h4ck3r plivent? You find out. 
22:00 <bivowak> im not plivent
22:00 <Liinda> even better
22:00 <Serenity> yeahhhh but you are
22:00 <bivowak> actually im not
22:00 <bivowak> as I said prove it
22:00 <bivowak> or stop being so paranoid Serenity
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> diversity, lol
22:00 <Serenity> do you know what the word paranoid means?
22:00 <Skirmish> Last I saw of plivent he was using some random nick and making threats against my isp in PM. 
22:00 <Liinda> i wish plivent was here. he was fun
22:00 <bivowak> yes I do
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is just another troll
22:00 <Serenity> then stop using it incorrectly
22:00 <stebie> lol Liinda, i guess we have different definitions of fun
22:00 <bivowak> actually I am 
23:00 <Serenity> actually you arent
23:00 <bivowak> everyone you guys say is plivent or mayo
23:00 <Liinda> stebie, the problem is a lot of ppl take shit personally in here. 
23:00 <Serenity> everyone we say is ends up being you guys. because you're dumb enough to go in cats and admit it
23:00 <Serenity> then everyone dobs on you
23:00 <bivowak> you think like those ppl just the only ppl who hate you guys or come here to troll
23:00 <Liinda> and also, everyone hangs shit on everyone anyway
23:00 <bivowak> I dont go in #cats though
23:00 <Serenity> anyone who hates someone on the internet is a retard
23:00 <bivowak> so not sure what you got
23:00 <stebie> Liinda, true, but it shouldn't be like that to begin with
23:00 <bivowak> i.e yourself Serenity
24:00 <Skirmish> Liinda: The problem is so many people that come here are shit racks. All you can do is hang shit on them.
24:00 <Serenity> i dont hate anyone let alone someone online
24:00 <Serenity> thats stupid
24:00 <bivowak> thats a lie
24:00 <Serenity> well no
24:00 <Serenity> its not
24:00 <bivowak> you ban ppl for personal reasons
24:00 <Serenity> LOL
24:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
24:00 <Serenity> plz dont tell me he just said that
24:00 <bivowak> so you have some form of personal issue with them
24:00 <Liinda> stebie yeah i know. ppl just need to remember this world disappears when you log off.
24:00 <Skirmish> He's just fishing for the ban now to justify everything else. 
24:00 <Serenity> U HAET PPL ON LINE CUZ U BAND DEM
24:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
24:00 <bivowak> so im going to get banned now am I?
24:00 <Serenity> fuck
24:00 <Serenity> ROFL
24:00 <bivowak> id like to know what for
24:00 <Serenity> oh god
25:00 <Serenity> this is too good
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i tell you what is good, apart from me
26:00 <simba> how can he still be here!!!!!!!!
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> THE WALKING DEAD!
26:00 <ZapbuzZ> whats that?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> best show ever!
27:00 <Liinda> vampire/zombie stuff?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> just zombies
27:00 <Serenity> i got bored after 2 seasons
27:00 <Liinda> ah ok, not really my cup of tea
27:00 <Liinda> i havent seen true blood or that book series that cmeout a fw yrs ago
27:00 <Liinda> *came out
28:00 <Liinda> and movies, whatever they were
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> trueblood was pretty awesome until it got really weird 
28:00 <Skirmish> If you had bivowak on skype for 1 hour it would sound like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh4v5wIC7_s
28:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nyan Cat 1 Hour Views: 187,254   Uploaded: Published on Jul 11, 2012 Duration: 60 Minutes 1 Seconds 
28:00 <bivowak> it was shit
28:00 <Liinda> i heard it got weird
28:00 <bivowak> so is walking dead
28:00 <bivowak> all rubbish
28:00 <Liinda> but yeah, havent watched it
28:00 <ZapbuzZ> ive lost interest in tv totally
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, very. I still haven't seen the last 2 eps.  lol
29:00 <Liinda> hell, i still havent watched the Titanic. 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <bivowak> not missing anything there
29:00 <Skirmish> lol true blood. Blackdevil denied deliberately talking about episodes in here before people had watched them.
29:00 <Serenity> :O
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're not missing out on much
29:00 <Liinda> ive seen the doco
29:00 <Liinda> and i hate leo
29:00 <bivowak> leo is good
29:00 <Serenity> that was for my benefit Skirmish
29:00 <bivowak> but its prob his poorest movie
29:00 <Liinda> nah, something about him i dont like
29:00 <Serenity> he spoiled them because of m
29:00 <Serenity> e
29:00 <bivowak> what exactly
29:00 <bivowak> he's an amazing actor
29:00 <bivowak> one of the best today
29:00 <Skirmish> I hit him up about it before all this went down and he was still an op and he denied it. 
30:00 <bivowak> blackdevil is a fuck
30:00 <Liinda> not sure what it is. i just havent warmed to him i guess.
30:00 <Serenity> he denies lots of things hes done
30:00 <Liinda> except in bball diaries back in the day
30:00 <bivowak> bball diaries amazing
30:00 <Serenity> leo is a dream boat
30:00 <Serenity> omg
30:00 <bivowak> for him at that age
30:00 <bivowak> very good
30:00 <bivowak> he  very skilled he talent man
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not really - he reminds me of a lil whiney kid
30:00 <Skirmish> Best leo role was Romeo in Baz's remake. 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> good actor
31:00 <bivowak> LOL
31:00 <Liinda> yeah back then i had respect for him. i dunno.
31:00 <bivowak> romeo and juliette hahaha NO!
31:00 <Liinda> havent watched rome n juliet either
31:00 <bivowak> you not missing anything
31:00 <bivowak> that movie is shit
31:00 <Liinda> i hate tom cruise
31:00 <bivowak> tom cruise suck
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
31:00 <Liinda> he annoys the fuck out of me
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is just a cunt
31:00 <bivowak> rubbish actor
31:00 <bivowak> and he's a pedo
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> but his 80's stuff was awesome
31:00 <Liinda> except in oblivion, it was on tv the other night and i was impressed
31:00 <bivowak> tom cruise never been good
31:00 <Liinda> he didnt overact like a wanker he normally portrays
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <Liinda> looofnesssss
32:00 <Liinda> johnny depp is my fave
32:00 <Serenity> hnngg yes
32:00 <Liinda> always does the weird characters
32:00 <Loof> Liindanessss
32:00 <Serenity> he is amazing
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> babe
32:00 <Liinda> hows u loofness
33:00 <Maurice> Would bang 10/10
33:00 <Loof> having fun procrastinating, u?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> keanu reeves!
33:00 <Liinda> i had posters of him in my room back in the 21 jump st days
33:00 <Serenity> yess
33:00 <Liinda> keanu ... hell yeah.
33:00 <Liinda> christian slater, richard grieco
33:00 <Liinda> edward furlong
33:00 <Liinda> those were the days
34:00 <Liinda> im reminiscing loof.
34:00 <bivowak> jonny depp sucks 
34:00 <bivowak> he lost it
34:00 <Skirmish> I wanted to find scene 1 from the Romeo and Juliet remake but it's not on youtube. 
34:00 <Loof> who was that guy from the stand?
34:00 <Skirmish> DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR?! 
34:00 <Loof> he was a hotty
34:00 <Maurice> I had a Dean Cain poster on my ceiling :/
34:00 <Maurice> And Joey Lawrence
34:00 <Maurice> I'm not proud of that
34:00 <Liinda> omg i had Bros posters
34:00 <Liinda> lol
34:00 <Maurice> And John Stamos
34:00 <Liinda> and milli vanilli
34:00 <Maurice> NKOTB
35:00 <Liinda> YES
35:00 <Maurice> Mind you, I was only about 12
35:00 <Loof> a rob lowe
35:00 <Loof> ah
35:00 <Liinda> yeah i was young too
35:00 <Liinda> what were the mags those posters were in called again?
35:00 <Maurice> Smash hits
35:00 <Maurice> And uhm
35:00 <Liinda> yes!!
35:00 <Maurice> That other one
36:00 <Liinda> starts with a p or soething
36:00 <Loof> did you have them in your toilet for convenient fapping?
36:00 <bivowak> Loof hows the china lady going?
36:00 <Liinda> nah, i had them on my wall...
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahah
36:00 <Liinda> conveient and comfortable fapping :P
36:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <Maurice> https://helenaborthwick.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/smash-hits.jpg
37:00 <Skirmish> So many powerful monologues in R&J.  Ok.  Moving on. 
37:00 <Liinda> haha wow
37:00 <Serenity> i had that magazine
37:00 <Loof> all my mags got stuck together :(
37:00 <Serenity> work used to sell them and if buy that and dolly every issue
38:00 <Skirmish> I used to get a dolly magazine off a girl in roll call each morning because we had to do 10mins of reading before classes started. 
38:00 <bivowak> sure you did
38:00 <Serenity> dr dolly doctor
38:00 <Maurice> Dear Dolly Doctor
38:00 <Maurice> LOL snap
38:00 <Serenity> hahahaahah
38:00 <Skirmish> Lost it one day when a chick wrote in for advice on how to break up with her brother who was having sex with her. 
38:00 <Serenity> i meant to write dear.. i dont know what dr came out
38:00 <Loof> dolly doctor my cunts stinks bad
38:00 <Liinda> oh yeah dolly and something girl
39:00 <Serenity> girlfriend
39:00 <bivowak> sure you didnt
39:00 <Liinda> yeah that lol
39:00 <Maurice> They used to have them in the library of our high school
39:00 <Liinda> cleo was awesome
39:00 <Serenity> i miss being 13
39:00 <Serenity> haha
39:00 <Liinda> and cosmo
40:00 <Taco> Yea I sometimes miss awkward erections as well
40:00 <bivowak> nothing stopping you from reading it
40:00 <ZapbuzZ> i miss being happy
40:00 <Maurice> Lol I still have this one http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr07/31/13/enhanced-buzz-31889-1383242181-0.jpg
40:00 <Maurice> In my special Take That memorabilia box
40:00 <Serenity> lol taco
40:00 <Serenity> worst
40:00 <Loof> internet kinda killed mags for me
40:00 <bivowak> thats because you are an idiot Loof
40:00 <Loof> before that i'd get pc mags for the cd's on them
41:00 <bivowak> now you just pirate everything
41:00 <Liinda> oh yeah they were cool loof
41:00 <bivowak> give me give me
41:00 <bivowak> free stuff , dont have to work a day for it, just take not buy
41:00 <Serenity> ohh the pc mags were cool
41:00 <Liinda> okies, time for me to go to bed.
41:00 <Taco> I remember buying pc mags cause the things they had on the cd were cool, and my dialup was too slow
42:00 <Loof> night Liindaness
42:00 <Liinda> goodnight all xo
42:00 <Serenity> my cousin used to let me read her forum magazines when i was 15.. which were the womans equiv of picture
42:00 <Liinda> night loofness x
42:00 <Maurice> TV HITS
42:00 <Maurice> That was the other one with the posters
42:00 <aam> Soup
42:00 <Taco> Maurice, back when 100 posters of the same guy wasn't considered psychotic
42:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <ZapbuzZ> hey Loof theres emags
42:00 <Maurice> Exactly
43:00 <Serenity> my walls were covered top to bottom
43:00 <Serenity> backstreet boys... leo dicaprio and hason..
43:00 <Serenity> hanson
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG i loved australian women's forum!
43:00 <bivowak> the world was once good
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i used to buy it in high school lolz
43:00 <Serenity> so many dongs kate
43:00 <bivowak> anyone younger would not know
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
43:00 <bivowak> anyone below 25 no idea
43:00 <Taco> bivowak, the world is still good, you're just nostalgic
43:00 <Taco> grow up old man
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> male centerfolds ftw
44:00 <Serenity> fuck yeah
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was so much better than dolly
44:00 <Serenity> my cousin used to be like DONT TELL YOUR MOTHER SHE WILL KILL ME
44:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <Maurice> These covers http://mymagazinecovers.tumblr.com/
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <Taco> I used to masturbate 2 dolly, when I was 13
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for sharing
44:00 <Taco> they had some pretty hot pics
44:00 <Serenity> mmm scott wolf
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> has much changed?
44:00 <bivowak> yes
44:00 <bivowak> much has changed
45:00 <Taco> bivowak, don't act like u never did that
46:00 <bivowak> wanked?
46:00 <Maurice> Omg Serenity http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo29js0Hob1qm3vs6o1_400.jpg
46:00 <bivowak> i didnt wank over dolly i wanked over real porn
46:00 <Taco> 2 dolly yea
46:00 <Serenity> hahah!!
46:00 <Taco> oh fair, I did that 2
46:00 <bivowak> nah i never did
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> you still do?
46:00 <bivowak> i had real porn
47:00 <Serenity> http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo269lQKQz1qm3vs6o1_400.jpg
47:00 <Serenity> argh leo! haha
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> melrose place!
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA!
47:00 <Maurice> Baby face http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo269lQKQz1qm3vs6o1_400.jpg
47:00 <Maurice> Oh snap lol
48:00 <Serenity> lool
48:00 <Loof> oh god
48:00 <Loof> fresh prince ruled
48:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x55doVYxwbQ    <----- Tis a lovely song. I think I will add it to my wedding list. 
48:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Des'ree - I'm Kissing You (Love Theme from "Romeo and Juliet") Views: 629,444   Uploaded: Published on Sep 11, 2011 Duration: 4 Minutes 3 Seconds 
49:00 <Loof> i liked the 90s
50:00 <bivowak> you were an old man
50:00 <bivowak> unless you are in 20's now you didnt rise with the 90's you were already it
51:00 <Loof> http://youtu.be/jecewAY0rn8
51:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dubkonscious - Summer holiday Views: 20,086   Uploaded:  Aug 28, 2011 Duration: 9 Minutes 1 Seconds 
51:00 <Loof> ^ you're all invited to my island where this song will be playing all day ^
53:00 <Taco> thanks loof
53:00 <Skirmish> What will be on your island? A lemon tree that you will get angry at anyone who touches it? 
54:00 <Maurice> Rofl
54:00 <Maurice> That lemon tree porn
55:00 <aam> Wat would ur lemon tree do if I took a leak by its trunk?
56:00 <ZapbuzZ> they luv it
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> enjoy it!
56:00 <Skirmish> Loof would shoot you with his home made cannon aam. 
56:00 <aam> With his slingshot?
59:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmnDXRJ7btE  <----- Listen to this song. It is grand. 
59:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Peter Gabriel - The Book of Love Views: 8,352,157   Uploaded:  Feb 14, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 37 Seconds 
59:00 <Exo> Guten tag peeps
59:00 <Taco> We're guten free, sorry
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