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00:00 <Lish> Is makes me sad 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Lish
00:00 <Bastardly_One> then use firstrow
00:00 <beehhh> STINKFIST do you know of a guy name kyle hes under federal watch list, do tell him
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it does too
00:00 <Lish> Yeah it's where I'm from stink 
00:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHHR_oPVVzA
00:00 <Lish> B1, I have nba league pass
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TEACHING JAMIE OLIVER TO BACKFLIP (Nov 20, 2014) - Category: People & Blogs - 328,244 views - 12,737 likes (99.5%), 58 dislikes (0.5%)
00:00 <Lish> It's all good
00:00 <amelia> I seen NHL game at Maddison Square Garden and it shat all over the bball game
00:00 <Lish> Sif bro
00:00 <STINKFIST> Jamie Oliver certainly isn't 115kg
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only a real NHL game if the ambulance comes out :P
01:00 <STINKFIST> if he is 90kg I'll eat him.
01:00 <amelia> ahahah
01:00 <beehhh> i want to live in alberta or PEI one or the other so getting married into uk just for the sake of a citizenship
01:00 <Lish> Nba rocks more 
01:00 <Lish> :) 
01:00 <STINKFIST> shit beehhh
01:00 <STINKFIST> it's been like, what
01:00 <Lish> The nhl was good though 
01:00 <STINKFIST> 5 years now? 
01:00 <STINKFIST> at least
01:00 <STINKFIST> of you talking about citizenship blahb lah blah
01:00 <beehhh> doesnt matter
01:00 <Lish> Hahahahaha
01:00 <STINKFIST> ever considered the fact you're highly undesirable?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> STINKFIST, he has organised an arrange marriage for real
01:00 <STINKFIST> and instead of sitting on mIRC lamenting that fact... getting a job?
01:00 <beehhh> i have warned you about the climate change since 1920's
01:00 <Bastardly_One> how sad is that?
01:00 <amelia> yah I've always been a fan NBA but then I see em both live and I'd o to a NHL game again before bball
02:00 <STINKFIST> Bastardly_One, I need no additional testimony to his sadness - it only adds to mine
02:00 <beehhh> all of you said its a hoax if i'could remember it clearly
02:00 <Lish> I'm going in March, I'm thinking of doing nhl in Canada
02:00 <Lish> Maybe if I can fit it in
02:00 <amelia> ohhhhhhhhhhh
02:00 <beehhh> wtf is nhl
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I just cannot believe someone has no pride like that
02:00 <Lish> Got 5 nba games lines up all over the place though
02:00 <Lish> Major excite 
02:00 <amelia> ice hockey
02:00 <beehhh> dont say half n half
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly 40 and living off relatives with money and an arranged marriage
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what a sad life
03:00 <STINKFIST> lucky guy
03:00 <amelia> we tried to see a game in Canada but nothing on at the time
03:00 <STINKFIST> I am meant to go to Bangladesh in March
03:00 <amelia> where bouts in Canada you going
03:00 <slinky_J> STINKFIST
03:00 <slinky_J> i
03:00 <beehhh> lucky guy
03:00 <slinky_J> fucking
03:00 <slinky_J> miss you cunt
03:00 <STINKFIST> do some interviews on state tellie and shit
03:00 <slinky_J> !!!
03:00 <Lish> Just to Vancouver 
03:00 <STINKFIST> if I get a chance, I'll do a shout out to beehhh
03:00 <slinky_J> xD
03:00 <Lish> To go up to alaska 
03:00 <couleurs> any fifa games?
03:00 <amelia> has you been before
03:00 <STINKFIST> sup Jeeshwa?
03:00 <amelia> naww how pretty :)
03:00 <Lish> FIFA lols
03:00 <slinky_J> stinky is back
03:00 <beehhh> i'd slap your face with a banana too
03:00 <Lish> Nope not to Canada
03:00 <Lish> Only California/ vegas befor
03:00 <STINKFIST> not back
04:00 <slinky_J> not much atm just watchin movie
04:00 <STINKFIST> just here :P
04:00 <Lish> Going to NYC and miami too
04:00 <amelia> lucky ducky
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Canada SHITS all over the US
04:00 <STINKFIST> no fucking time for chat any more
04:00 <slinky_J> You in aus or china?
04:00 <STINKFIST> in Aus
04:00 <slinky_J> cheers
04:00 <beehhh> Alberta is where i want to die
04:00 <slinky_J> ah
04:00 <slinky_J> was gonna say
04:00 <beehhh> period
04:00 <amelia> I agree Bastardly_One
04:00 <STINKFIST> though I've been back to China half dozen times in the last year
04:00 <slinky_J> I thought I saw you
04:00 <Lish> Nah b1 there is only one nba team in Canada
04:00 <slinky_J> on If You Are The One
04:00 <STINKFIST> meant to do Bangladesh in March as I said
04:00 <slinky_J> lolz
04:00 <Lish> It legit sucks 
04:00 <STINKFIST> and China around then
04:00 <slinky_J> no shit
04:00 <amelia> are you gonna snowboard?
04:00 <amelia> or ski
04:00 <STINKFIST> then the boss is talking bollocks about LA
04:00 <johninj4> yeah there used to be the grizzlies but they moved to mephis
04:00 <STINKFIST> buuut
05:00 <STINKFIST> I think I will quit next week
05:00 <johninj4> still shit at basketball though
05:00 <slinky_J> ah
05:00 <slinky_J> yer well
05:00 <STINKFIST> and possibly go to a fancy uni in Sydney
05:00 <slinky_J> india
05:00 <beehhh> http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4656558/smosh-banana-slap-o.gif
05:00 <slinky_J> cmon
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Lish, you're as bad as me and soccer *L* ... I am going to Liverpool one day just to visit the Liverpool FC museum
05:00 <beehhh> watch this STINKFIST
05:00 <slinky_J> if ur not food tourin
05:00 <Lish> Hahah trufax John
05:00 <slinky_J> fk india
05:00 <slinky_J> look at beehhh
05:00 <STINKFIST> Bastardly_One, don't watch them play Soton
05:00 <slinky_J> prime exaple of how shit india is.
05:00 <STINKFIST> I don't want to see your dreams shatter
05:00 <STINKFIST> cos when the Saints
05:00 <STINKFIST> come marching in...
05:00 <Lish> B1 yeah my husband gets dragged along to all the games haha
05:00 <Lish> He is even making me go to one on my own the day we land
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you STINKFIST
06:00 <STINKFIST> yeah :)
06:00 <STINKFIST> 3rd in the league
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's right ... I remember now
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah yeah 
06:00 <STINKFIST> so much shit I copped
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I told everyone we weren't going to do shit this year
06:00 <STINKFIST> ever since FA Cup 2002 losing to Arsenal in the final
06:00 <STINKFIST> then rlegaton
06:00 <STINKFIST> relegation*
06:00 <STINKFIST> twice.
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and Brendan Rodgers finally admits it
06:00 <STINKFIST> NOW, NOW
06:00 <beehhh> http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4656558/smosh-banana-slap-o.gif 13look everyone
06:00 <STINKFIST> 3rd in the fucking league
06:00 <STINKFIST> going to Europa at least
06:00 <johninj4> you weren't going to get better losing suarez
07:00 <Lish> Pls someone put wood in the fire for me pls
07:00 <Lish> I'm lazy 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> johninj4, exactly ... and then such a big season 
07:00 <STINKFIST> they save on dental insurance though johninj4
07:00 <johninj4> lol true
07:00 <beehhh> i never tried pur maple syrup before
07:00 <STINKFIST> same shit was said to Soton though
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh we'll be ok without the vampire you watch!
07:00 <STINKFIST> fucking Liverpool bought all the 'talent'
07:00 <Bastardly_One> no we won't cunts 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I should of layed money on it 
07:00 <STINKFIST> although you don't use it, cos you're scouse wankers...
07:00 <couleurs> =)
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... we don't use much of anything this year 
08:00 <beehhh> canada has red salmons and large lobsters
08:00 <STINKFIST> or was that Arsenal?
08:00 <STINKFIST> I can't remember
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> STIMKFIST
08:00 <STINKFIST> still scouse wankers though :P
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops
08:00 <STINKFIST> hullo Kate
08:00 <STINKFIST> love of my life
08:00 <Bastardly_One> no you were right
08:00 <STINKFIST> fire of my loins
08:00 <STINKFIST> fish of my chips
08:00 <Bastardly_One> we purchased fucking everyone
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> *blushes*
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup nig
08:00 <Bastardly_One> well, everyone we could of you guys
08:00 <beehhh> http://www.naturalfactors.com.my/product_info_901003-100021.htm
08:00 <johninj4> yeh they are scouse
08:00 <STINKFIST> what wasnt factored in was
08:00 <beehhh> canadian export
09:00 <STINKFIST> Soton has consistently one of the best youth programs in the world
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that was the question?
09:00 <STINKFIST> AND, some of the best talent scouts
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we're a pack of scousers
09:00 <STINKFIST> sure it sucks to get new talent rather than retain
09:00 <johninj4> yeah its the right way to do things
09:00 <STINKFIST> but Soton can get good new talent for the right price
09:00 <johninj4> west ham used to be the same
09:00 <STINKFIST> where Liverpool, or any of the other big 4 have to buy
09:00 <STINKFIST> and pay ridiculous amounts
09:00 <johninj4> but now we just buy cheap africans
09:00 <beehhh> The richest of all salmon species is wild sockeye salmon which contains the powerful antioxidant, astaxanthin.
10:00 <beehhh> it fkn works
10:00 <STINKFIST> true that
10:00 <Bastardly_One> what time does tomorrow start?
10:00 <STINKFIST> I rubbed one on the roof of my shanty
10:00 <couleurs> bvb
10:00 <STINKFIST> survived hurricane katrina
10:00 <Lish> Cc's bitches
10:00 <Bastardly_One> normal time I guess ... it's only Barclays League
10:00 <beehhh> STINKFIST i heard your hometown GC is skining faster than it was thought
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Wet Spam might lose
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Dan the Man is back D
10:00 <johninj4> maybe
10:00 <beehhh> sinkininininining
10:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
11:00 <STINKFIST> it could be
11:00 <STINKFIST> probably a good thing
11:00 <couleurs> go bvb
11:00 <johninj4> thing is even if we lose we still ahd a great season
11:00 <slinky_J> stinky
11:00 <STINKFIST> unless unemployed Kiwis and Lebanese bikies learn how to swim
11:00 <slinky_J> oi
11:00 <beehhh> are you near another dead cemetery in ryde
11:00 <slinky_J> chinee new year
11:00 <slinky_J> in china
11:00 <slinky_J> mostly, fifteen days right
11:00 <slinky_J> because of the old days
11:00 <STINKFIST> yeah 2 weeks unofficially
12:00 <beehhh> the mayor of GC sounded not aussie
12:00 <STINKFIST> that's what is celebrated
12:00 <Bastardly_One> all the good shit happens down near Tweed Heads now
12:00 <slinky_J> it'd take ppl on foot or horse if they had one, while to get there
12:00 <STINKFIST> but the official holidays are one week
12:00 <slinky_J> yer
12:00 <Bastardly_One> due to the anti bikey laws
12:00 <slinky_J> ahhh
12:00 <slinky_J> kewl
12:00 <beehhh> warren yong is a coastal girl
12:00 <slinky_J> this short ass chinese chick at my fav viet joint
12:00 <slinky_J> omg
12:00 <slinky_J> if I wasnt friends with the owner
12:00 <slinky_J> and was some bogan
12:00 <slinky_J> ida been hollerin out to her LOL
13:00 <johninj4> i'm just here so i don't get fined
13:00 <beehhh> i drink cold tea when i woke up brew it the night before organic green tea ofcourse
13:00 <beehhh> in room temp
13:00 <johninj4> ☠
14:00 <couleurs> holla at me
14:00 <johninj4> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10169425_836150619756495_1493712634658520684_n.jpg?oh=1a42a638721615b7049115b281c53651&oe=555D381A 
15:00 <beehhh> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YRvl5fLZQvc/S7BebgHsuLI/AAAAAAAAABw/635kZ4tO-b8/s320/greentea_tip.jpg
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that's American by the cig pack
15:00 <johninj4> yeh i'de think so
16:00 <beehhh> americans love their weed
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it is 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I've smoked Newports
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they taste like arse
16:00 <johninj4> well its from some bob marley group
16:00 <beehhh> even when they come to bangladesh smokes like chimmney
16:00 <johninj4> so could be jamaica too
16:00 <Bastardly_One> dont you hate it when
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you are going to do something and 1 second later
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you have no idea what it was?
17:00 <johninj4> yerp lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> seems awesome at the time though whatever it was 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
17:00 <[Maverick]> That happens when you're as old as you 
17:00 <[Maverick]> tend to forget shit 
17:00 <beehhh> americans like to blend in the crowd many girls came to cultural fair when i was there
17:00 <couleurs> i'm americaen
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it happens on weed this good too
17:00 <beehhh> your an orange
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it'd make you forget after a few too
18:00 <beehhh> http://www.esajee.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/800x800/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/d/a/day.jpg
18:00 <beehhh> 5.50rm
18:00 <johninj4> forgot her handbag
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually enjoyed the community aspects of the US like fairs and shit 
18:00 <beehhh> so fkn delicious
19:00 <beehhh> from austria
19:00 <johninj4> tailgating seems like it would be fun
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> tailgaiting roulette
19:00 <beehhh> http://www.rauch.cc/about-us/
19:00 <Bastardly_One> hoping the person you're tailgaiting has no firearms 
19:00 <johninj4> pretty sure an australian accent would get you a few free hotdogs and light beers
20:00 <simba> fuckkk just won a shootout 11-10
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I do admit ... this was the last part of the 80s and early 90s
20:00 <johninj4> just pretend you go for the same team as them too
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that accent got me lots of free stuff
20:00 <STINKFIST> there is no rest for the wicked one
20:00 <beehhh> this one chinese supermarket here has many imported goods and still legitimate date
20:00 <Bastardly_One> especially free food
20:00 <johninj4> lol keeper pens
20:00 <STINKFIST> dead God what is this evil that we've done
20:00 <johninj4> thats rad
20:00 <johninj4> like hammers everton
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Fifa
21:00 <couleurs> hammas n nales
21:00 <Bastardly_One> if they get a penalty I am fucked
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot do shit with the keeper
21:00 <beehhh> this weekend i'd go buy one of each rauch juices
21:00 <beehhh> like 10s of varieties
21:00 <simba> rauch plappermaul
21:00 <Bastardly_One> what is ranch dressing anyway exactly?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never bothered to find out
22:00 <simba> cum
22:00 <beehhh> should bougth the cherries but banana was awesome
22:00 <beehhh> eat my xum
22:00 <johninj4> both hands on the keyboard m8
23:00 <couleurs> =p
23:00 <beehhh> i love my ts gal cause she loves me too
23:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <simba> i love my ts gal
24:00 <Lish> What's a ts girl 
24:00 <Lish> Gal sory
24:00 <simba> trannie
24:00 <johninj4> my girl was pretty mean to me today
24:00 <Lish> Oh ok
24:00 <johninj4> thinking about trading her in for a new model
24:00 <simba> my girls a liar but i stand beside her
24:00 <Lish> Why the fuck is it 10 degrees
24:00 <Lish> It's January FFA
24:00 <beehhh> they had mango,pear, apple, orange, cherry, grape, banana, and mixed i only bougth the one have less remaining
24:00 <Lish> Ffs
24:00 <simba> january free for all
25:00 <simba> im really feeling it
25:00 <Lish> I'll punch you in the dick 
25:00 <johninj4> yeah might move her on in the transfer window
25:00 <johninj4> since i got knocked out of europe
25:00 <simba> bring the young ones thru
25:00 <johninj4> yeah gotta give the youth a chance to chine
26:00 <simba> im really feeling it
27:00 <couleurs> arda turan
27:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-4VP5WG6vM
27:00 <johninj4> sampdoria eto
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: IGN Reviews - Razer Edge Gaming Tablet Review (Mar 28, 2013) - Category: Gaming - 206,389 views - 2,043 likes (92.6%), 164 dislikes (7.4%)
28:00 <simba> its gonna be sakho vs sakho tomorrow
28:00 <johninj4> lol
28:00 <johninj4> the showdown
28:00 <johninj4> ultimate sahko
29:00 <simba> english crews + sakhos
29:00 <simba> big ‘i could coach real madrid’ sam
29:00 <johninj4> its pretty easy
29:00 <johninj4> just pass it to ronaldo
30:00 <simba> pass it 2 reus
30:00 <simba> @ lfc xD
30:00 <couleurs> =)
31:00 <johninj4> angry philip mexes
32:00 <johninj4> u too pretty 2 get mad phil
32:00 <beehhh> Maurice
32:00 <johninj4> i go now
35:00 <couleurs> emre chan
35:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFhgEFoNtDs
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE DEAD SALESMEN DUO - Anchor and Hope on UBlive (Aug 24, 2008) - Category: Music - 2,929 views - 11 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you could say I am quite well known by the patrons and publican of the Anchor and Hope
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but outside I'm nothing
35:00 <simba> can rox
35:00 <Bastardly_One> such and "ace" song
36:00 <STINKFIST> Nick Cave, is that you?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> such an "ace" song too
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yes it is 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I am a tortured artist
36:00 <STINKFIST> my favourite D
36:00 <STINKFIST> :D
36:00 <Bastardly_One> give me a whack!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *shoots up*
36:00 <Bastardly_One> whoa is me
36:00 <Bastardly_One> my life is a misery
36:00 <STINKFIST> that's not fair
36:00 <STINKFIST> he enjoyed every step
37:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4VdcMXVO_g
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Fall - Victoria (Nov 25, 2006) - Category: Music - 577,570 views - likes (96.9%), 43 dislikes (3.1%)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Mark E Smith has such a weird voice
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't say he sings at all 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I am finding all the shit I listened to when I was 20
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so call it indie music lesson time
39:00 <couleurs> kool
39:00 <STINKFIST> got a Soundwave ticket?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> free double back stager
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
40:00 <Bastardly_One> probably my last ever big freebie ever though
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif soundwave
40:00 <Bastardly_One> sif not 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's gonna be great this year
40:00 <Bastardly_One> seen FNM's current tour set?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's worth it alone
41:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glr878X82PE
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Faith No More - Motherfucker (Official Audio) (Dec 25, 2014) - Category: Music - 48,727 views - 603 likes (97.1%), 18 dislikes (2.9%)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> dare you not to get the chorus in your head
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Mike Patton is a genius
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so hard not to tell him so ... it must be written all over my face
42:00 <Bastardly_One> am such a fan boy of that guy
43:00 <couleurs> =)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> helloooooooooooo motherfucker, my lover
43:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
43:00 <Bastardly_One> gets really stuck in your head by the end 
44:00 <STINKFIST> nope I haven't
44:00 <STINKFIST> but I saw FNM... 2012? at Soundwave
44:00 <STINKFIST> so whatever they do, will be rad
44:00 <STINKFIST> actually, i saw Mike's cock
44:00 <STINKFIST> I was at that Brisbane gig
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that was to kate saying sif Soundwave
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
44:00 <STINKFIST> yeah
44:00 <STINKFIST> well
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he was drunk that tour 
44:00 <STINKFIST> ask Kate about Mike's cock
44:00 <STINKFIST> he is all about it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like permanently drunk
44:00 <STINKFIST> and so is she
44:00 <STINKFIST> I don't blame him
45:00 <STINKFIST> I had a band once, twice actually
45:00 <STINKFIST> man I drank a lot
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and on very good pot from yours truly
45:00 <Lish> Clear my damn emails and then see my blackberry flashing again
45:00 <STINKFIST> actually anything that got put in my hand
45:00 <Lish> Stop sending me emails people
45:00 <STINKFIST> I wasn't even famous or watching worthy
45:00 <STINKFIST> it's a rad lifestyle though
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you have a blackberry
45:00 <STINKFIST> acceptable to be a fucking shambles
45:00 <STINKFIST> the dream
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you deserve all you get then Lish :P
45:00 <STINKFIST> what I want
45:00 <Lish> I also have an iPhone 6, im not completely daft 
45:00 <STINKFIST> is Tiger Army to tour
46:00 <STINKFIST> and Zombie Ghost Train to get back together to support
46:00 <STINKFIST> so I can psychobilly up this bitch
46:00 <Bastardly_One> this is another new one 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> besides Motherfucker
47:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txaioD3qdUM
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Faith No More - As the Worm Turns (Dec 2, 2014) - Category: Music - 7,853 views - 62 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
47:00 <STINKFIST> well my missus will be excited
47:00 <STINKFIST> she's mostly keen for Soundgarden and Mazza Manson
47:00 <STINKFIST> I know better than to be overly keen for either of them
47:00 <STINKFIST> but hopefully Incubus and FNM will make up for it for her
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Last time I saw Soundgarden
47:00 <Bastardly_One> it was nearly 40 degrees
47:00 <STINKFIST> hey, do you know if Al Jorgenssen will get a fucing visa this time?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and Chris Cornell had a cold
48:00 <STINKFIST> super keen to see Ministry
48:00 <STINKFIST> Cornell always has *something* that stops him sounding like Soundgarden
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and made them turn all the AC off in the buildings
48:00 <Bastardly_One> was a fucking horrible day
48:00 <Lish> Incubus are at sound wave?
48:00 <STINKFIST> apparently so
48:00 <Bastardly_One> backstage was torture
48:00 <STINKFIST> hard to get a fucking proper line up thoughj
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Ministry
49:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the best nights ever
49:00 <STINKFIST> the pumpkins too
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Al wanted to fuck my friend bad
49:00 <STINKFIST> I bet he would fuck her bad
49:00 <amsy> :o
49:00 <Bastardly_One> so we got lots of free coke
49:00 <Lish> Is soundwave still listening to their CDs from 10+ years ago?
49:00 <STINKFIST> AMBWAH
49:00 <STINKFIST> :)
49:00 <Lish> That's an old line up
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and she still went home after the gig
49:00 <amsy> hiii
49:00 <Lish> Good, but oldedddd
49:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Soundwave this yer
49:00 <Bastardly_One> year
49:00 <Bastardly_One> is like um
49:00 <STINKFIST> who you talking to Lish?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> alt greatest hits 
50:00 <Lish> Anyone
50:00 <Bastardly_One> at least half the bands are for old cunts
50:00 <STINKFIST> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> like me
50:00 <STINKFIST> OK
50:00 <beehhh> this supermarket even got japanese baby octopus seasoned in 2kg frozen pack
50:00 <STINKFIST> I am a grunge era queen
50:00 <Lish> Me too 
50:00 <Lish> I 
50:00 <STINKFIST> late mid 80s through early 90s is my thing
50:00 <STINKFIST> so bring it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 45
50:00 <STINKFIST> I am not
50:00 <Lish> It's good but just old
50:00 <STINKFIST> I am a spring chicken
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so I invented grunge
50:00 <STINKFIST> I just have good taste
50:00 <Lish> Aren't the kids listening to new music 
50:00 <Lish> Sif spring chicken haha
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the shit on the triple J hot 100?
50:00 <Lish> I'm going to be 30 this year, this shit is mental 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> man that is not music 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that is like ... uninspired rot
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Chet Faker at #1?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt is commercial hipster rot
51:00 <Lish> I am going to seattle to marry Eddie Vedder 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> do it 
51:00 <Lish> You can come to our wedding  STINKFIST
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate Eddie Vedder
51:00 <amelia> TERRIBLE
51:00 <STINKFIST> aw
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Pearl Jam were orignally a band called Mother Lovebone
51:00 <STINKFIST> www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LHWok-9xhc
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and the singer ODed
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Weird Al Yankovic - My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder (Nov 7, 2008) - Category: Music - 43,322 views - 191 likes (98.5%), 3 dislikes (1.5%)
52:00 <Lish> How could you hate Eddie? That's like a sin. 
52:00 <Lish> He's so beautiful 
52:00 <STINKFIST> given that Eddie is the man in PJ
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and Eddie thinks he is the saviour and inventer of grunge
52:00 <STINKFIST> it isn't really the same band then yeah? :P
52:00 <Bastardly_One> watch Singles
52:00 <STINKFIST> MLB aren't bad
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and then claim you like him
52:00 <STINKFIST> but there was anothe rband involved too right?
52:00 <STINKFIST> something green
52:00 <Bastardly_One> MLB are Stone Gossard and crew
52:00 <Lish> I will always like him 
52:00 <STINKFIST> though MLB is definitely more grunge than PJ
52:00 <Lish> His voice is like an angel
52:00 <STINKFIST> been cranking a lot of New Model Army lately
53:00 <Bastardly_One> After Shara Nelson left, the band brought in Everything but the Girl's Tracey Thorn as a vocalist and released "Protection" on 26 September 1994.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Andrew Love was a heaps better singer than Eddie
53:00 <Lish> I like it when he plays his euc too and sings surfer songs
53:00 <Lish> I like surfer music... It's so chill and peaceful 
53:00 <STINKFIST> yeah
53:00 <STINKFIST> Green River
53:00 <STINKFIST> that is the band I am thinking of
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah totally sinead o connor
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not
54:00 <Pieter> FUCKING GO FURTHER UDMBASSS
54:00 <Pieter> dont just paste 1 fucking line from nothing
54:00 <Lightening> Pieter who sets the nylex platic clock on
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah like nowhere ever has she sung for them
55:00 <Bastardly_One> try again
55:00 <slinky_J> had to change that song did my head in
55:00 <slinky_J> her face is hot
55:00 <slinky_J> is that sinead?
55:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASHxig3-zx8
55:00 <slinky_J> in nothing compares 2 u?
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Miley Cyrus Party In The USA Acapella (May 6, 2012) - Category: Music - 14,553 views - likes (99.3%), dislikes (0.7%)
55:00 <slinky_J> so hot but making me sad LOL
55:00 <Vagisil> not really acapella.. but has all the backing music removed
55:00 <Lightening> my head is hot
55:00 <Vagisil> just her voice
55:00 <Lightening> both heads
55:00 <slinky_J> i am confused
56:00 <Pieter> yes slinky_J
56:00 <slinky_J> so some chick n just her voice
56:00 <Pieter> thats her original 1980s single
56:00 <Lightening> too many low life scum
56:00 <slinky_J> ohh
56:00 <Vagisil> no.. miley cyrus and just her voice
56:00 <slinky_J> sick
56:00 <slinky_J> so thats her
56:00 <slinky_J> woo hottie
56:00 <Pieter> hottie???
56:00 <slinky_J> so she is comin to adel
56:00 <slinky_J> well back then yer
56:00 <Pieter> she had a shaved head back then
56:00 <slinky_J> yea
56:00 <slinky_J> she sexy as
56:00 <Pieter> hell we used to bag her out back in primary school just for her looking like that
56:00 <slinky_J> srs
57:00 <slinky_J> did u bag out nat portman
57:00 <slinky_J> for v for vendetta
57:00 <slinky_J> with her head shaved?
57:00 <Lightening> full of povo people everywhere
57:00 <slinky_J> ;)
57:00 <Pieter> she also did the track used in vanilla sky in the life expectancy office
57:00 <Vagisil> lol demi moore in that army movie
57:00 <Lightening> hit-and-run is a common scenario in australia
57:00 <slinky_J> cool
57:00 <Pieter> *nod* Lightening
57:00 <slinky_J> and dont care
57:00 <slinky_J> im going to snort cocaine.
57:00 <slinky_J> c u soon.
57:00 <Pieter> I was a purpertrator
57:00 <Pieter> heheh
58:00 <Pieter> leaving the scene of an accident actually
58:00 <Pieter> not to mention the FUCKLOAD of shit that hit the fan afterwards
58:00 <Lightening> yeah a long time back when you were in scummyshine
59:00 <Pieter> i havent gone for my license again 
59:00 <Vagisil> im gonna go listen to some shit about fuck
59:00 <Vagisil> bogan
59:00 <Pieter> that back in 1999
59:00 <Pieter> :/
59:00 <Pieter> Ospheral (original austneter) I paid off to take the blame
00:00 <Vagisil> nothing compares 2 u
00:00 <Vagisil> now thats a cunted video clip
00:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <Pieter> didnt work out as I was planning it to 
00:00 <Lightening> i had my licence in 97
00:00 <Vagisil> its more cunted than whigfield
00:00 <Pieter> in 97 i was only 16 turning 17 in oct
00:00 <Vagisil> in 97 i wasin year 6 lol
00:00 <Lightening> is england cold n old
00:00 <Vagisil> Floss was in year 3
00:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks7f-UZNeug
00:00 <Pieter> I only had my Ps for a month n a bit
01:00 <Pieter> :/
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: White Zombie - I'm your boogieman HQ (Jul 30, 2013) - Category: Music - 80,264 views - 490 likes (98%), dislikes (2%)
01:00 <Vagisil> I CAN EAT MY DINNER IN A FANCY RESTAURANT!
01:00 <nate> im your boogie man! turn me on
01:00 <Vagisil> YEAH
01:00 <Pieter> boogieman
01:00 <Pieter> good one now i have that john wick shit movie in my head
01:00 <Vagisil> nothing compares to you..... pieter the meth addict
01:00 <nate> lol
02:00 <Loof> lol
02:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hee-hzPgEFU
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Whigfield - Sexy Eyes (Feb 3, 2012) - Category: Music - 155,515 views - 507 likes (96.8%), dislikes (3.2%)
02:00 <Pieter> i have issues determining which was worse , john wick or bourne identity shit
02:00 <Vagisil> TURN IT UP CUNT
02:00 <Zade> i prefer whigfield saturday night 
03:00 <Pieter> only thing that made sense in john wick was the way he was trained how to use the gun ... it was just as good as tom cruise shooting in colatoral ..... 
03:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_-Qtz70_z4
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. President - Coco Jambo (1920 x 1080p HD) videoclip (Jan 25, 2012) - Category: Music - views - 31,311 likes (97%), 973 dislikes (3%)
04:00 <Pieter> other than that it was as if it was a rambo movie , 1,000,000 bullets flying around and dodges every single one
04:00 <Loof> http://youtu.be/28tZ-S1LFok
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Phantogram "When I'm Small" (Feb 8, 2011) - Category: Music - 8,872,880 views - 69,309 likes (98.6%), 990 dislikes (1.4%)
04:00 <Lightening> http://i.ytimg.com/vi/45j1Y2GqR7c/hqdefault.jpg
04:00 <Pieter> hahaha Zade
05:00 <Vagisil> vagina.
05:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q854cwfFFFg
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: White Zombie "Super Sexy Swingin' Sounds 2" (Nov 6, 2014) - Category: People & Blogs - views - 10 likes (90.9%), 1 dislikes (9.1%)
05:00 <nate> didnt even know this was out
06:00 <Lightening> by the time i open my eyes is another century and the planet got destroyed by our mankind
06:00 <nate> lightinang!
06:00 <Lightening> who is ememe shiba
06:00 <Pieter> fuck i love this interstellar movie ...... 
06:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Cranberries - Linger (Jun 16, 2009) - Category: Music - views - 173,329 likes (98.1%), 3,337 dislikes (1.9%)
07:00 <Lightening> bily n ruby
07:00 <nate> pieter i love that you love that movie
07:00 <nate> cept mathew mconogay i could bearly hear him, mumbling all thru it
07:00 <Lightening> you I and the third gender
08:00 <Vagisil> WAS IT JUST A GAME TO YOU
08:00 <Vagisil> you got me wrapped around ur finger
08:00 <Vagisil> do u have to let it lingerrrrrrrr
08:00 <Pieter> I only love it due to the blackhole theory and how they turned it into a practical use
08:00 <Lightening> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpJOgXhBLaA
08:00 <Pieter> Ive always said blackhole can be navigated
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Reign of Fire- Fight Scene (Nov 27, 2006) - Category: Entertainment - 117,663 views - 120 likes (95.2%), 6 dislikes (4.8%)
09:00 <nate> ive always said i am going to die before i live forever
09:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dinner
10:00 <Bastardly_One> *eats*
10:00 <nate> princes of the universe!
10:00 <nate> b1 what are u eating?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> food ... duh
10:00 <Lightening> nate did u like it
10:00 <Pieter> blackhole is only a blackhole cos light cant reflect past the event horizon but the idea of looking at it as a cone , the end of the cone is where point b would be
10:00 <Bastardly_One> roast vegetables again ... this time in rosemary and garlic
11:00 <Vagisil> yuck
11:00 <Lightening> i hope all women can die tonight
11:00 <nate> yeah i liked it, best off seeing at movies
11:00 <Pieter> in other words its just a wormhole 
11:00 <Lightening> has to be tonight and i dont wanna hear anything else
11:00 <Vagisil> lets take a perfectly good vegetable.. and rape the shit out of it lol
11:00 <nate> or on a good tv br quality
11:00 <Pieter> its why i dont get why they bothered creating 2 different effeects for a wormhole and blackhole
11:00 <Vagisil> because retard
11:00 <Vagisil> wormholes only work in 1 direction
11:00 <Vagisil> every cunt knows that
11:00 <Vagisil> and they only stay open for 38 minutes
12:00 <Lightening> use canastine
12:00 <nate> vagisil flash me your worm hole
12:00 <Pieter> but the blackhole theory , ive said it in this chan over the years and they finally throw it into a movie exactly how i imagined it which I nearly came from when i first watched it ;p
12:00 <Vagisil> lol
12:00 <nate> vagisil is a big apple:)
12:00 <British^Meat> loved that reign of fire movie
12:00 <Pieter> err nate , my place is better than the movies
12:00 <Kynetic> my arse is like a wormhole
12:00 <Vagisil> hahahaha
12:00 <Kynetic> specially after a coffee in the morning
12:00 <nate> thats right pete u have a good tv
12:00 <Kynetic> far out.
12:00 <Vagisil> i think Pieters head is a black hole
12:00 <Pieter> I literally have a 'silver screen' :)
12:00 <Lightening> i like when tranny flashes their ball
13:00 <Kynetic> i swear the shit that comes out of there never went into me
13:00 <nate> do u drink 2 much kynetic?
13:00 <Pieter> good tv ? 
13:00 <slinky_J> woa
13:00 <Pieter> Projection :)
13:00 <Loof> pieter has worms in his hole
13:00 <Vagisil> lmao
13:00 <slinky_J> Loof has no words
13:00 <Kynetic> nate only occasionally
13:00 <slinky_J> to explain his self.
13:00 <Lightening> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4Q_9ts7gv7g/UHFjVDr_n7I/AAAAAAAAB1E/2Vcihy_3fG4/s1600/561974_394555620614988_1121467679_n.jpg
13:00 <nate> peter has holes in his worm
13:00 <slinky_J> Pussywhipped and abused = Loof.
13:00 <Kynetic> not so much that my bum would turn into a wormhole
13:00 <Pieter> I can get up to 28xx resolution or somethin
14:00 <Vagisil> havent u seen him wank in 3d?
14:00 <slinky_J> never known a guy wife bashes him.
14:00 <Pieter> its not 4K but 2K so im still up on most of society ;p
14:00 <Loof> unfortunatly yes :(
14:00 <Kynetic> my wife bashes me
14:00 <Kynetic> someone call dads help line
14:00 <nate> tell me a bit of your diet kynetic
14:00 <Kynetic> pls
14:00 <Loof> if you could call it wanking
14:00 <nate> mabye u have a stomach condition:)
14:00 <Kynetic> i been eatin vego meals most nights lately
14:00 <slinky_J> Do you wank Loof?
14:00 <Pieter> plus 144hz for active 3D
14:00 <Kynetic> only red meat 1 or 2 nights a week
14:00 <slinky_J> or does your mrs control that too?
14:00 <Kynetic> and fish once a week
15:00 <Lightening> shove a carrot in ya bitch
15:00 <nate> bacteria issue
15:00 <Kynetic> nah
15:00 <Kynetic> i poop like clockwork ay
15:00 <nate> u needs some good bacterias:)
15:00 <Lightening> KImba were are yu
15:00 <Kynetic> wake up - have coffee.. poop.
15:00 <Pieter> beats the cinemas 24hz x2 for 3D
15:00 <slinky_J> So pussywhipped Loof gets whipped irl when he acts up.
15:00 <nate> haha
15:00 <Kynetic> regular as.
15:00 <slinky_J> irc is your escape ey Loof
15:00 <Kynetic> sometimes i poop a little before the coffee
15:00 <Kynetic> but the motherload always comes after the coffee
15:00 <slinky_J> from the real worllldd
15:00 <Lightening> i miss paul_banks he used to make me laugh in my sadden days
15:00 <Kynetic> is this TMI?
16:00 <Kynetic> i dont think so personally.
16:00 <Vagisil> you know whats bullshit difficult..and i never thought it would be
16:00 <Vagisil> picking out a houseplan for a house youll never live in
16:00 <Vagisil> its bs
16:00 <Kynetic> people should be able to confidently talk about their poops
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Loof how is your wife?
16:00 <Lightening> why women are so stubburn
16:00 <Kynetic> apparently shes ugly but he loves her anyway
16:00 <Loof> first time i've ever seen a black turd was that pic pieter took of his turd
16:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball does Loof's wife beat him?
16:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does Loof's wife beat him??? Over my dead body.!!
16:00 <nate> Standard Yakult contains 18g of sugar for every 100g
16:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk
16:00 <nate> lol
16:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:00 <Vagisil> yakult is bunk
16:00 <Dogzilla> ops
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass (Jun 11, 2014) - Category: Music - 546,874,326 views - 2,516,899 likes (91.6%), 232,279 dislikes (8.4%)
17:00 <Kynetic> ugh
17:00 <Vagisil> its more bunk than herbalife
17:00 <Vagisil> and herbalife is pretty bunk
17:00 <Kynetic> isnt yakult just rotten milk?
17:00 <Kynetic> it fucken smells like it
17:00 <Dogzilla> my penis dont erect
17:00 <slinky_J> `8ball should I do a speedball od?
17:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: should I do a speedball od??? Concentrate and ask again.!!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it
17:00 <nate> i dont think sugar free softdrink is any good for digestion
17:00 <slinky_J> I CANT!
17:00 <Loof> PIETERPHILE the ROCKSPIETER!!!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> is cultured and more like a sour junkette
17:00 <slinky_J> `8ball is this chick gonna be my gf?
17:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is this chick gonna be my gf??? No.!!
18:00 <slinky_J> `8ball at least mates?
18:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: at least mates??? Absolutely yes!!!
18:00 <Dogzilla> believe me not
18:00 <slinky_J> sweet
18:00 <slinky_J> mates is sick
18:00 <nate> anyone watched Peaky.Blinders.?
19:00 <chipe> `8ball is loof's wife abusive?
19:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is loof's wife abusive??? That question is better remained unanswered.!!
19:00 <Dogzilla> http://www.wirtschaf\HGñ=ïjòVÎÍÚ	LÝ(ÝyßLÖ/vPRIVMSG #melbourne :i drank this today
19:00 <nate> `8ball grow 4 penises
19:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: grow 4 penises?? I'm busy.!!
19:00 <Vagisil> lol
19:00 <slinky_J> `8ball is nate a rapper?
19:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is nate a rapper??? Concentrate and ask again.!!
19:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is nate a rapper??? Prospect looks bleak.!!
19:00 <nate> `8ball i will eat all your worms carnt
19:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: i will eat all your worms carnt?? Prospect looks hopeful.!!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> `8ball should you be turned off as it's too abused?
19:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: should you be turned off as it's too abused??? Prospect looks hopeful.!!
19:00 <slinky_J> `8ball is nate Tupac?
19:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is nate Tupac??? Concentrate and ask again.!!
20:00 <slinky_J> fucking my arse 8ball.
20:00 <chipe> should Bastardly_One shut the fuck up?
20:00 <chipe> YES
20:00 <slinky_J> `8ball do I love water?
20:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: do I love water??? I'm busy.!!
20:00 <slinky_J> drinking my water?
20:00 <nate> `8ball should 8 balls mate a sexually like i do
20:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: should 8 balls mate a sexually like i do?? Most likely.!!
20:00 <Dogzilla> 8ball gimme the fkn tattslotto cunt
20:00 <Dogzilla> 8ball gimme the fkn tattslotto cunt?
21:00 <Dogzilla> `8ball gimme the fkn tattslotto cunt?
21:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: gimme the fkn tattslotto cunt??? Not even on a GOOD day.!!
21:00 <nate> haha
21:00 <nate> winnah!
21:00 <DoC> LOL
21:00 <slinky_J> `8ball is slinky_J a poofter?
21:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is slinky_J a poofter??? Sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.!!
21:00 <chipe> LOL
21:00 <slinky_J> wait
21:00 <slinky_J> sometime in the near future?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> now you speak chipe
22:00 <slinky_J> `8ball am I inside the matrix?
22:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: am I inside the matrix??? No.!!
22:00 <slinky_J> phew
22:00 <Bastardly_One> so have fun with my away nick?
22:00 <slinky_J> `8ball is Bastardly_One homo?
22:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Bastardly_One homo??? You wish.!!
22:00 <slinky_J> LOLOL
22:00 <nate> `8ball does slinky j have a problem with using 8 ball 2 much
22:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does slinky j have a problem with using 8 ball 2 much?? Over my dead body.!!
22:00 <slinky_J> aaaaahahaha
22:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
22:00 <Pieter> I been using mah htc one NFC on and NFC scanning app from google play
23:00 <Pieter> I can pass it near someones ass pocket with their wallet and boom 
23:00 <Pieter> i have their pay pass details
23:00 <slinky_J> `8ball is this chick I know the one?
23:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is this chick I know the one??? That question is better remained unanswered.!!
23:00 <slinky_J> oooer
23:00 <slinky_J> I like that
23:00 <slinky_J> k hittin me
23:00 <slinky_J> bsb
23:00 <Pieter> i just have to tap my phone onto the checkouts at safeway and its as if i have their bank card
23:00 <Pieter> tap n go
23:00 <nate> like hookers?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah like the checkout people are gonna be like
24:00 <Pieter> its amazing this shit , nfc is fucking awesome technology for hackers / fraud
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's ok!
24:00 <Kynetic> do they do NFC payments?
24:00 <Kynetic> i have my keycard in a little slot in the back of my phone cover
24:00 <Kynetic> and do the same thing :P
24:00 <Pieter> paypass is NFC
25:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsPb9Y9EW40
25:00 <Vagisil> LOLOLOL
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass PARODY! Key of Awesome #92 (Nov 26, 2014) - Category: Comedy - 6,742,760 views - 42,624 likes (87.1%), 6,285 dislikes (12.9%)
25:00 <Kynetic> yeah but its not the same as usin ya phones NFC
25:00 <Pieter> but phones contain NFC technology now
25:00 <Kynetic> yeah mine has it
25:00 <Vagisil> kynetic you can get NFC stickers from banks now
25:00 <Kynetic> i dont use it tho
25:00 <nate> isnt petrol cheap now i can buy that 500ci big block
25:00 <Vagisil> instead of using the nfc in the card
25:00 <chipe> you have been able to for a long time
25:00 <Kynetic> Vagisil true? i might have to suss it out
25:00 <Vagisil> you stick em under ur watch or wherever u want
25:00 <Vagisil> theyre like $2
25:00 <Kynetic> my card is annoying atm
26:00 <chipe> they really useful
26:00 <Kynetic> cos the magnetic strip is fucked
26:00 <Kynetic> so i cant withdraw cash from an atm
26:00 <chipe> cardless cash?
26:00 <Kynetic> cos they all seem to still read the mag stripe
26:00 <Pieter> but banks are going very slowly to nfc using their banking software but the apps on google play are free and they can obtain and store all info from a nfc enabled device / card just as if ya tapping n going on a safeway pos 
26:00 <nate> who needs money anyhowz
26:00 <Pieter> naa the eprom within the sim looking chip within ya card contains ya info
27:00 <Pieter> contains about 32k of info these days Im thinking
27:00 <Pieter> magnetic strip is eftpos payment
28:00 <Vagisil> OMG Kynetic
28:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx1mboWYn0c
28:00 <Loof> this skyrim hd texture pack is so sweet
28:00 <Vagisil> hahahhaha
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28:00 <Pieter> the lil electronic chip contains the card info , credit card details n shit which lamens prob call 'meta data' these days heh
28:00 <chipe> lol
28:00 <chipe> true Pieter
29:00 <Kynetic> Vagisil tell that to the fkn 10 atms i tried one night trying to withdraw cash 
29:00 <Kynetic> before just going to a servo and using the chip
29:00 <Vagisil> lolwot?
29:00 <Pieter> I just rorted anz another $200 from a savings account that doesnt incur any fees
29:00 <Kynetic> actually i think it was a maccas i went to
29:00 <Maurice> The chip in mine fucks me off
29:00 <Kynetic> she even let me withdraw 200 bucks without buying anything
29:00 <Vagisil> Pieters full of more shit than a human caterpillar
29:00 <Kynetic> which was super nice of her
30:00 <Vagisil> weve disabled our card ones
30:00 <Pieter> now im -199.95 in the savings account and $200 in my normal account ...... i didnt think it was possible
30:00 <Vagisil> CBa wouldnt disable them so i put a nail punch thru the chip
30:00 <nate> isnt their a way of improving ya strip to make it read?
30:00 <Kynetic> yeah if u put some plastic over it
30:00 <Kynetic> or some plastic sticky tape
30:00 <Kynetic> that sometimes works
31:00 <Kynetic> when i used to work at coles years ago it would sometimes work for cards that wouldnt read if i put em inside a plastic shopping bag
31:00 <Kynetic> fucks me why
31:00 <nate> woolies u could try speed swipe ;l
31:00 <Maurice> My local IGA does that
31:00 <nate> faster the better the ladies say
31:00 <nate> lol
31:00 <Vagisil> just fucks the reader
31:00 <Kynetic> but when you have a line of ppl at the checkout you'll try anything to get the current customer to fuck off
31:00 <Maurice> I held up the line at the checkout because I couldn't my card out of my purse
31:00 <Pieter> you want something that will neutralise the signal , they have cases specifically for tap n go related crud so it cant be scanned by people like me now
31:00 <Maurice> Due to it being a new, tight purse and my nails
32:00 <Vagisil> yeh mate of mine used to keep a magnet in his pocket working at mcdonalds
32:00 <Kynetic> im usually the one who forgot to tfr money across
32:00 <Pieter> it will be magnet related
32:00 <Kynetic> so i make cunce wait while i netbank it on my phone
32:00 <Vagisil> when a customer would really fuck him off hed fake swipe the card.. and then wipe it along his pocket
32:00 <Vagisil> and wreck the card
32:00 <Maurice> Wouldn't you take the money then wipe it?
32:00 <chipe> Pieter that money will be paid back
32:00 <Pieter> hrm , gotta be careful n make sure you dont have multiple accounts linked to the same card
32:00 <chipe> if you withdraw that you will pay back 200 again
32:00 <Pieter> no it wont
32:00 <Pieter> why do i know this
33:00 <Kynetic> not if you withdraw cash
33:00 <chipe> because you think you know everything
33:00 <Loof> myki cards make my phone go spaz
33:00 <Kynetic> only if its a DD or cheque withdrawal
33:00 <Pieter> because4 if you dont touch the account for 3-6 months , it automatically closes even if owing funds
33:00 <Loof> for some reason
33:00 <chipe> you will pay it back
33:00 <chipe> try it and goodluck
33:00 <Kynetic> you'll eventually have to pay it back yea
33:00 <Pieter> sure ya get a couple letters int he mail saying youre oversrawn and the interest rate pa 
33:00 <Kynetic> but its not going to reverse a cash withdrawal lol
33:00 <chipe> it could possibly do so
33:00 <Kynetic> once its been approved and you have the cash
33:00 <chipe> have seen that happen
33:00 <Pieter> but if there is no action taken on your part on that account (accessing it) it will cease automatically
33:00 <Kynetic> no - you havent.
34:00 <chipe> you will also pay a fine
34:00 <Vagisil> man.. im so glad im not poor... cant imagine having to rip off a bank $200 to get my next meth hit
34:00 <chipe> yes I have
34:00 <Kynetic> depends on the bank
34:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit ... if the cash is in your hand it's in your hand
34:00 <chipe> happened to me thinking I was Pieter
34:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <Pieter> if you have a debit card , your debit card in the atm will go under savings typically for your normal account
34:00 <chipe> westpac bank
34:00 <Kynetic> if it was a direct debit or a cheque withdrawal 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that
34:00 <Kynetic> you wouldve seen it
34:00 <Pieter> they typically use cheque for a 2ndary account  if you want to link it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> s bullshit too
34:00 <Kynetic> but not for an eftpos or atm cash withdrawal
34:00 <Bastardly_One> my debit card is credit
34:00 <nate> i just swipe the toilet paper on my bum crack works most of the time
34:00 <chipe> yeh debit card is credit
34:00 <chipe> Bastardly_One right
34:00 <Kynetic> they CANT reverse that. you have the fucking cash.
34:00 <Pieter> but there is a credit option on the atm which literally allows you $2900 to gpo into debit (via atm)
34:00 <aliusd> Just uploaded a -major- update to indywatch.org
34:00 <chipe> yeh thye reverse it
35:00 <Kynetic> you cant get a cash withdrawal on credit
35:00 <chipe> you can
35:00 <Kynetic> unless its a credit card
35:00 <Kynetic> and only from an ATM
35:00 <chipe> of course
35:00 <Pieter> that will -200 from your normal savings account , credit and savings are linked but the fact ya hitting credit gives ya that option ...
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you cannot overdraw on a debit card you spastic
35:00 <Kynetic> but if you physically have the cash in your hand
35:00 <Kynetic> they will NOT reverse that txn
35:00 <Kynetic> because otherwise how are they going to recover the money from you?
35:00 <Pieter> today I have a normal eftpos card, its an actual acount for centrelink customers (dont have to pay shit on it), but ya dont get a debit (credit card number / ccv, etc)... 
36:00 <Kynetic> Pieter an EBT card?
36:00 <Pieter> today i just transferred from my online saver account to that normal savings account $200 via anz gomoney
36:00 <Loof> someone give pieter $1000
36:00 <Loof> you know he'll od
36:00 <chipe> someone give you a dead pill Loof
36:00 <Kynetic> if you make a PURCHASE for 200 on "credit" it goes via visa or mastercard
36:00 <Pieter> now my savings is $200 in debit , just dont have to touch that account for the 3-6 months (unsure exactly as i never notice it go until im curious about it) 
37:00 <Kynetic> and that txn can be reversed 
37:00 <Pieter> and yeh that will die too
37:00 <Kynetic> but whoever you made the purchase from is likely to pursue you for the money
37:00 <chipe> always will
37:00 <Pieter> naa , anz offer you the option saying it will put ya into arrears and incur costs
37:00 <Pieter> which is typically $6 a day past $50 debit
37:00 <[Maverick]> overdraft? 
37:00 <chipe> Pieter is a theif
37:00 <Vagisil> chipe.. bullshit artist.
37:00 <nate> pieter stole my heart
38:00 <Vagisil> he probably ate iyt
38:00 <Kynetic> heart makes good tartare.
38:00 <Vagisil> yerp
38:00 <Kynetic> has to be fresh but
38:00 <Vagisil> yeh still beating
38:00 <Bastardly_One> or pureed it and whacked it up
39:00 <Kynetic> preferably yea :P
39:00 <chipe> yeh he's a liar Vagisil
39:00 <chipe> like a lot of ppl here talking their stories after being commbank executies all their lives
39:00 <Vagisil> anyone who needs to rip off a bank $200 wouldnt be wasting money on internet :P
39:00 <Vagisil> lmao
40:00 <Pieter> ive also rorted paypal thanks to putting credit card and normal account detiails in which link both to the same account , using a service that uses paypal , the transfer goes across via paypal, paypal tries to take money out of ya account (done on a friday, wil ltake 3 days), credit is denied immediately then the other is ok'd but takes 3 days to be reversed , but too late for paypal the 
40:00 <Pieter> money has been transferred cos it thinks it hasnt reversed within a day or the bank hasnt denied it , so all that happens is paypal tries to take the money out it cant, but its already paid the other person , i incur a reversal fee and i then owe paypal (last one was just below $1400)
40:00 <Kynetic> if a visa or mastercard txn is approved "offline" it can potentially overdraw your account by whatever the txn was for
40:00 <Kynetic> but they dont typically approve offline txns for more than $50
40:00 <Kynetic> and they can take up to 2 months to appear on your account
40:00 <[Maverick]> Unless, you have an overdraft.
40:00 <Kynetic> i know with visa they have up to 60 days
40:00 <Kynetic> to collect the funds in an offline txn
41:00 <Vagisil> lol
41:00 <Vagisil> we dont use visa/mastercard
41:00 <Pieter> if ya got a debit card with nothing on it, just put it in the machine and withdraw $200 (cant be more than -$200.00 to that account) by selecting credit instead of savings
41:00 <Vagisil> like.. at all
41:00 <Pieter> savings will tell you insufficient funds if ya try to withdrtaw the $200 obviously
41:00 <Pieter> but if ya do it selecting credit
41:00 <Pieter> ya will get it:)
41:00 <[Maverick]> no it wont 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ahem
41:00 <Bastardly_One> most debit cards are credit
41:00 <Kynetic> if thats true Pieter you'd also get fees for a visa cash withdrawal
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... yeah
41:00 <[Maverick]> because the credit is connected to savings.. which you can't overdraw unless you fucking have an overdraft 
42:00 <[Maverick]> you fucking pillock 
42:00 <Kynetic> [Maverick] you can if the txn is approved by visa offline
42:00 <Pieter> Available Funds 		Help
42:00 <Pieter> Access Account 	013275 xxxxxxxx 	$200.71 	$200.71 
42:00 <Maurice> Oh look, 12 hours later and it's still the same pasting
42:00 <Kynetic> visa generally queries your bank 
42:00 <Vagisil> lol anz... such fail
42:00 <Kynetic> but in some circumstances if they cant reach your bank - ie its offline for processing or whatever.. - they will approve small txns offline
43:00 <Kynetic> i personally dont believe pieters story
43:00 <[Maverick]> I don't either 
43:00 <Maurice> Nobody does
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
43:00 <Kynetic> but i havent banked with anz for years.. anything is possible :P
43:00 <Pieter> you'll get letters in the mail asking ya to fix it up but as i said if your account is untouched entirely for the time periuod im unsure of exactly then it will automatically be removed from your record
43:00 <[Maverick]> because of fraud protection, if credit is offline.. they won't allow the transaction 
44:00 <Kynetic> [Maverick] in most cases yes.. but occasionally visa will approve small purchases
44:00 <Pieter> *nod* service stations are the culprits
44:00 <chipe> Vagisil they all liars here
44:00 <Vagisil> lol
44:00 <Kynetic> if for some reason it doesnt get a response from the bank
44:00 <[Maverick]> but not $200. 
44:00 <chipe> Liars and losers man
44:00 <Kynetic> no
44:00 <Pieter> i was a person who would withdraw when i had no $ in the account when the banks were doing their 5am maintenance
44:00 <Kynetic> i highly doubt you'd get an offline txn for 200 approved
44:00 <Pieter> apprarently it cant be done any more
44:00 <Kynetic> unless they used one of those old fkn swipe machines
44:00 <Bastardly_One> chipe, can you answer me ... speaking of losers?
45:00 <Kynetic> but i dont think they can even use those anymore
45:00 <chipe> Pieter its ok we know half your centrelink has been taken from you its ok 200 dollars still get you half a gram of ice in australia
45:00 <Bastardly_One> gutless now an opper is around aren't you chipe?
45:00 <Pieter> hrm , I just showed it
45:00 <Pieter> would ya like a screenshot ?
45:00 <chipe> Bastardly_One gutless?
45:00 <Vagisil> yer i used to get manual ones done sometimes at fuel stations... and theyd take a carbon copy of my eftpos card
45:00 <nate> GUTless fish!
45:00 <chipe> I fail to see how
45:00 <Vagisil> but that was for like.. 2 bucks lol
45:00 <Kynetic> show the txn history Pieter
45:00 <nate> LOL
45:00 <Kynetic> where it shows the $200 atm withdrawal
45:00 <Pieter> one sec
45:00 <chipe> Pieter is a tapped drug fucked spaz I dont care what you or anything thinks Bastardly_One
45:00 <Bastardly_One> chipe, then why cause shit or attempt to with my away nick?
46:00 <chipe> you almost had a nervous breakdown being zlined last night
46:00 <chipe> cause shit?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... sure I did 
46:00 <Pieter> youre the one msging me via pm , why attempt to associate with a drug fucked spaz chipe ?
46:00 <Kynetic> i know years ago a mate of mine used to be able to goto commbank on a sunday night at 3am and it would allow him to withdraw up to $200 so long as he had a positive balance in his account
46:00 <chipe> thats why you are back here
46:00 <chipe> when you should be still zlined
46:00 <Kynetic> pretty sure theyve fixed that by now tho
46:00 <chipe> you obv had a few nice 10 page emails sent off and maybe possibly a few sms/facebook  pm's
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah totally avoiding it 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> idiot
47:00 <chipe> nobody said you are avoiding it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Kynetic, I know for a fact you could do up to a grand with NAB
47:00 <chipe> just interesting how you are here 2 day
47:00 <Bastardly_One> forever and a day
47:00 <Bastardly_One> until everyone discovered it 
47:00 <chipe> 2day zline when its been just 1
47:00 <Kynetic> yeah i doubt you'd still be able to do that
47:00 <Kynetic> haha
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to get into trouble all the time with it 
47:00 <Vagisil> this is boring now
47:00 <Vagisil> Pieter wrecked it with his bullshit
47:00 <Kynetic> suncorp used to let you spend up to $200 if their systems went offline
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and then somehow they actually stole money off me in return
48:00 <Kynetic> but they fixed that too
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah yeah you can't overdraw one cent
48:00 <Vagisil> they can take it out of your tax return now
48:00 <chipe> Pieter and Bastardly_One ruin austnet
48:00 <Bastardly_One> now
48:00 <Kynetic> he's off photoshopping some 'proof' now
48:00 <Kynetic> in ms paint
48:00 <chipe> taxation can take it
48:00 <Vagisil> ye[
49:00 <chipe> taxation can take money over debts to people
49:00 <Kynetic> rly?
49:00 <Vagisil> yeh whatever centrelink is called now can do it too
49:00 <Vagisil> yeh
49:00 <chipe> yes they can
49:00 <Kynetic> ive owed like 30k for like 6 years now
49:00 <Kynetic> and havent repaid a cent
49:00 <chipe> well you are very lucky man
49:00 <Kynetic> mind you i havent worked in that time or received centrelink payments :P
49:00 <nate> we are all awesome in our own ways, some ways are hard to follow thats all, live on people, live ON!
49:00 <chipe> you are one of the nice skimmers
49:00 <Kynetic> i only owe that to the bank tho
49:00 <chipe> well the money you do that, you may find yourself assraped
49:00 <Kynetic> cos fuck em.
49:00 <chipe> but i hope not
49:00 <Kynetic> i highly doubt it
49:00 <Vagisil> yeh.. let em charge 50 years of interest
50:00 <chipe> fuck them all
50:00 <chipe> fuck ato and fuck banks
50:00 <Vagisil> and then let it come out when u start getting ur super lol
50:00 <Kynetic> pretty sure some of the smaller ones have been wiped
50:00 <chipe> i hope you never pay them that back
50:00 <nate> just stuff some cash in my g banger and that will be all ;D
50:00 <Kynetic> i did a veda check and it only showed one debt of 15k
50:00 <chipe> yeh nice
50:00 <chipe> you should be ok then
50:00 <Kynetic> prob cos they havent been able to contact me
50:00 <Kynetic> that debt is held with suncorp
50:00 <Pieter> http://i58.tinypic.com/rciil0.jpg
50:00 <Kynetic> who also hold my super
50:00 <Vagisil> LOL
50:00 <Vagisil> fail
51:00 <Kynetic> so im guessing they figure they can get that if i die
51:00 <Kynetic> :P
51:00 <Pieter> Thats screenshot of the savings account its withdrawn from
51:00 <Vagisil> yeh.. theyll be charging accounting n shit on it though
51:00 <Pieter> so yeh , im a drug fucked something that is shit talking
51:00 <Vagisil> so when u finally go to get your super
51:00 <Vagisil> theyll rake the money in 
51:00 <chipe> yeh you are Pieter
51:00 <chipe> it means you paid 5 cents dickhead
51:00 <chipe> as your account only had 5 cents in it, now you owe them 199.95
51:00 <chipe> dumb ass
52:00 <chipe> its a debit online payment which always happens
52:00 <Vagisil> my anz account has 22 cents in it
52:00 <Pieter> errr
52:00 <Vagisil> too hard to close.. cant be fucked
52:00 <chipe> not every bank does it, but most do it
52:00 <Pieter> THAT IS MY SAVINGS ACCOUNT YOU RETARDED SHIT
52:00 <Vagisil> e*trade account
52:00 <chipe> yeh so what if it is
52:00 <chipe> you are such a retard
52:00 <chipe> I cant believe you are not on a permanent zline
52:00 <Vagisil> ill do one better than pieter
52:00 <nate> u cant come back with the same insult ;l
52:00 <Vagisil> ill upload a screenshot of it
52:00 <chipe> do you know the difference dumb cunt from current balance and available funds?
52:00 <Pieter> yes , im the retard .... you are quite pathetic in your attempts to put someone doown .... look at you struggle.
52:00 <Kynetic> tbh
53:00 <Kynetic> it kinda looks legit
53:00 <chipe> struggle?
53:00 <chipe> LOL
53:00 <Pieter> oh you want available funds
53:00 <Kynetic> he had 5c
53:00 <chipe> the available funds are there
53:00 <chipe> 0
53:00 <Kynetic> yea
53:00 <chipe> and before you had 0.05
53:00 <nate> kynetic hold my funds;l
53:00 <Kynetic> of course there is 0 available funds
53:00 <chipe> you did an online debit
53:00 <Vagisil> ANZ Internet Banking is currently unavailable
53:00 <Kynetic> he's in debit 199.95
53:00 <chipe> and now you owe t hem 199.95
53:00 <Vagisil> ANZ net banking is offline!
53:00 <Vagisil> hes a bullshit artist!
53:00 <chipe> what is your point Pieter
53:00 <Pieter> i owe them nothing you retarded shit
53:00 <chipe> LOL ok
53:00 <nate> u owe chipe a big smoochie
53:00 <Pieter> i told you and ALL that the acocunt closes automatically when its not accessed for a period of time
54:00 <Pieter> it just dissappears
54:00 <chipe> LOL
54:00 <Kynetic> lol yea that bit i highly doubt
54:00 <chipe> fuck me get off the ice bro
54:00 <Kynetic> if it 'disappears'
54:00 <chipe> you either a retard or so highly strung
54:00 <Kynetic> its been sent to a collections agency
54:00 <Pieter> out of the banks system , out of any personal logs or whatnot , who knows what infro they keep when ya open / close accounts, but its automatic , they dont do it physuically, the computer / network / system does it 
55:00 <chipe> they do it if you dont touch it dickhead
55:00 <Kynetic> and theyd probably force you to close the rest of your accounts as they wouldnt want you as a customer any longer
55:00 <chipe> and you have
55:00 <Pieter> naa thats the weird thing Kynetic
55:00 <chipe> LOL
55:00 <Pieter> ya just keep getting letters from the bank
55:00 <Pieter> with interest added on top
55:00 <Vagisil> chipe im uploading
55:00 <chipe> hahahaha he just transfer cash
55:00 <chipe> OMG
55:00 <Pieter> ya prob get 3 letters saying to put $ in the account to bring it back to credit but thats it
55:00 <chipe> thats how fried he is
55:00 <Kynetic> yeah that bit seems... odd?
55:00 <chipe> read the process description
55:00 <Pieter> no creditors , its as if the account closes before they actually get to send the info off 
55:00 <Vagisil> http://imgur.com/1dLcORG
56:00 <Vagisil> anz net banking is offline..
56:00 <Vagisil> his copy paste is bullshit
56:00 <Pieter> cos i know they sell these accounts to the collectors for a smaller $ and yeh ... but i never received em from commonwealth or anz
56:00 <Kynetic> Vagisil i have a login screen when i goto anz
56:00 <Kynetic> doesnt show me that
56:00 <Vagisil> you have to login
56:00 <Kynetic> i dont have an account lol
56:00 <Vagisil> after you login username password it come sup with that
56:00 <Kynetic> fair enough
56:00 <Kynetic> that may be why he was able to do it though
56:00 <Pieter> not gonna screenshot my normal account , dont need people knowing where i work n shit hehee
56:00 <Kynetic> systems were in the process of going offline
56:00 <chipe> hahaha
56:00 <Vagisil> i doubt they would advertise their net banking is offline to prospective customers lol
56:00 <chipe> Centrelink
57:00 <Kynetic> ive seen some stupid shit happen when i was working at suncorp
57:00 <chipe> DHSA
57:00 <Kynetic> during processing times
57:00 <Pieter> chipe: You need some therapy
57:00 <chipe> wait till tomorrow 5pm that will change
57:00 <chipe> if it doesnt wait till monday 
57:00 <Pieter> electroshock ?
57:00 <chipe> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
57:00 <Pieter> youre ignored now
57:00 <Vagisil> ill try again
57:00 <chipe> Pieter you dumb cunt
57:00 <Pieter> you're pathetic and you literally bore me , im an idiot just for responding
57:00 <Kynetic> if its an offline EFT then it wont arrive until probably tuesday next week
57:00 <Vagisil> its working now
57:00 <Kynetic> if the bank even allows it to go through
57:00 <Pieter> naa , its in my account now
58:00 <Pieter> its immediate
58:00 <Kynetic> bullshit.
58:00 <chipe> nah its instant
58:00 <chipe> if he's just swishing cash to himself
58:00 <chipe> that stuff takes 1 second
58:00 <Kynetic> i thought he said he tfred it to a centrelink EBT card?
58:00 <Kynetic> haha
58:00 <Kynetic> im confused
58:00 <Kynetic> :)
58:00 <chipe> he's just playing with cash trying to troll and make a talk on irc
58:00 <chipe> he's a liar
58:00 <Kynetic> go to an atm
58:00 <Kynetic> withdraw the cash
59:00 <chipe> if he's got a centrelink EBT card then he doesnt have a job
59:00 <Kynetic> show us the withdrawal slip and txn on the card account
59:00 <chipe> they only give them to ppl with serious mental health or drug problems or hardship shortfall cash
59:00 <chipe> he's a liar
59:00 <Vagisil> http://imgur.com/ku9TYjz
59:00 <chipe> and you guys constantly believe his bullshit
59:00 <Kynetic> im still in doubt
00:00 <Kynetic> but im not prepared to write everything he says off as total bullshit
00:00 <Vagisil> too hard to closee*trade
00:00 <Bastardly_One> of those known to be risky
00:00 <Kynetic> becuase having worked in a bank ive seen some strange shit happen on peoples accounts
00:00 <Vagisil> i dont have a bank acocunt in my name
00:00 <Pieter> http://i60.tinypic.com/2j3qmbl.png
00:00 <Pieter> Kynetic
00:00 <Vagisil> so they wont let me close it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> like those that are known to be bill evaders and shit 
00:00 <[Maverick]> They dont even give EBT's out anymore. 
00:00 <Kynetic> and i know ANZ use the same mainframe system as the bank i worked for
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeh it's called something else now though Mav
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and through Centrelink
00:00 <Kynetic> a system called HOGAN.
01:00 <Vagisil> just wait for NPP
01:00 <chipe> yeh so have I
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm Smart Card or something similar
01:00 <Pieter> centrelink went from ebts to direct transfers
01:00 <chipe> which is why im saying Kynetic
01:00 <chipe> that is prob just processing
01:00 <Vagisil> once NPP is out all this banking shit wont be a problem
01:00 <Pieter> even tho different banks , from what i know they use westpac ?
01:00 <[Maverick]> even for hardship 
01:00 <chipe> he needs to calm down
01:00 <Pieter> they can transfer to any bank within the hour
01:00 <Kynetic> chipe yeah strange shit happens during procesing
01:00 <chipe> maverick they do
01:00 <chipe> they give them
01:00 <[Maverick]> smart card has nothing to do with it 
01:00 <Kynetic> its always in the wee hours
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter is full on in his shit talking element this morning
01:00 <Vagisil> NPP = live inter bank transfers
01:00 <Kynetic> and ppl learn to take advantage of it
01:00 <[Maverick]> chipe.. they aren't allowed to. 
01:00 <Vagisil> no matter what the time is
01:00 <chipe> they are
01:00 <[Maverick]> unless it's for urgent meds 
01:00 <Vagisil> NPP = instant changing banks
01:00 <Bastardly_One> first sinead o connor sung for massive attack and now this shit
01:00 <chipe> my gfs mum got one the other day
01:00 <Vagisil> NPP= no more BSB
01:00 <chipe> she a heroin addict
01:00 <chipe> she got one
02:00 <Vagisil> going to be so good
02:00 <Pieter> eh ?
02:00 <chipe> no problems
02:00 <[Maverick]> they will only do an immediate payment into an a/c 
02:00 <chipe> <[Maverick]> unless it's for urgent meds  - so they do or they dont?
02:00 <Pieter> they only do transfers if there is an UNFORSEEN circumstance
02:00 <chipe> they give them
02:00 <Pieter> or if they fucked up
02:00 <slinky_J> ChanOP> You are close to reaching the services flood threshold
02:00 <slinky_J> <ChanOP> Please wait a few moments before proceeding. Note, you will be killed if you exceed the flood threshold
02:00 <chipe> redfern centrelink
02:00 <slinky_J> when the fuck was I flooding
02:00 <slinky_J> ruining my high
02:00 <Kynetic> lol slinky_J
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav, I think ... they're called Essentials Cards now ... and you can only get money out for literal essentials
02:00 <Kynetic> you might have been lagged
02:00 <slinky_J> lolz
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
02:00 <slinky_J> aaahhhh
02:00 <slinky_J> true
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure on that 
02:00 <[Maverick]> Bastardly_One: that's not an EBT card. 
02:00 <slinky_J> lel!
03:00 <chipe> nah thats not an EBT card
03:00 <chipe> thats the jew card
03:00 <Kynetic> they give them to abbos
03:00 <Kynetic> in rural areas
03:00 <Pieter> I remember that well , the times I tried to get onto the suboxone program from my pain killers and they wouldnt pay the pharmacy directly even tho i gave em that option , they told me that I knew what my situation was and even tho i needed to get off the meds , they wouldnt do it ...
03:00 <Kynetic> so they cant buy alcohol or cigs
03:00 <chipe> nah they give them to drug addicts
03:00 <Vagisil> EBT is just a generic name for the card
03:00 <slinky_J> fkn abos
03:00 <chipe> really fried fucked aussies get them too
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hang on 
03:00 <Kynetic> and its usually only a percentage of their payment
03:00 <Kynetic> not the entire amount
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean like gift cards?
03:00 <chipe> basics card
03:00 <Bastardly_One> with 20 and shit 
03:00 <chipe> no
03:00 <Kynetic> so like 200 or something will go onto that card
03:00 <slinky_J> woah goin minute a mile
03:00 <Pieter> its for floods n shit like that ... the only way to get an early payment from centrelink is IF youre lucky to ring up and change your pay dates to the next day
03:00 <Kynetic> and they get the rest into their account
03:00 <chipe> some ppls whole wage goes on those cards if they determine it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they're handed out like candy around food places
03:00 <Kynetic> so they are forced to buy groceries and shit
03:00 <chipe> but a lot of ppl have auto pay
03:00 <Kynetic> to redeeem the value
04:00 <chipe> so public housing and shit paid auto
04:00 <Kynetic> oh true?
04:00 <chipe> so they can live no amtter what
04:00 <Kynetic> fair enough
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sounds like the Essentials Card
04:00 <chipe> if they buy drugs they buy drugs but public housing still dont have to worry about them being homeless
04:00 <Pieter> Gift Cards is what the government needs to move to
04:00 <Bastardly_One> can only access money for basics and the rest is direct debt payed
04:00 <chipe> yes Pieter so you can hack them
04:00 <Bastardly_One> like ya bills and stuff
04:00 <Kynetic> theyll just do what cunce do in america
04:00 <Kynetic> and trade in washing powder n shit
04:00 <Vagisil> see woolworths cashing in on gift cards now
04:00 <Pieter> Oh god
04:00 <chipe> dealers will swap drugs for cards
04:00 <Vagisil> up to a $10 fee for using them lol
04:00 <Pieter> food stamps
04:00 <Pieter> nooo america is way fucked up in that sitution
05:00 <Kynetic> apparently when they did shit like that in america cunce used to buy "Tide" washing powder in bulk
05:00 <chipe> they go get junkies to rack shit then they sell the cards
05:00 <Kynetic> and use that to buy drugs with
05:00 <chipe> yeh Kynetic they do it here in australia
05:00 <Pieter> Australia has state trustees for spastics n people who cant take care of emselves
05:00 <Vagisil> chipe did u see my awesome 22c anz account lol
05:00 <Pieter> they take care of ya rent , utiliuties, etc
05:00 <chipe> lol
05:00 <chipe> you got more than me i got 5cent i think
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you have one yet Pieter?
05:00 <Pieter> and ya get a split payment 3 days a week for food or whatever
05:00 <Vagisil> http://imgur.com/ku9TYjz
05:00 <chipe> yep 
05:00 <Pieter> fuck no , im no schizophrenic fool
05:00 <Vagisil> i cancelled all my anz accounts ages ago
05:00 <chipe> the rapist payment
06:00 <Pieter> loof would be a person on state trustees
06:00 <Vagisil> but too hard to cancel e trade lol
06:00 <chipe> my gf mum gets it
06:00 <Kynetic> geez u cunce are all povo
06:00 <chipe> junkies get it too
06:00 <Vagisil> shouldve closed e trade first
06:00 <Kynetic> got me over a grand in the bank atm
06:00 <Kynetic> but we get paid monthly lol
06:00 <Pieter> anyone getting those fortnightly injections are forced on it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I always thought Chris was without being  cunt 
06:00 <Vagisil> kynetic.. our fortnightly income is 5-6 grand
06:00 <Pieter> chris too would be on state trustees
06:00 <Vagisil> anz were just scammy cunts so we shifted to cba
06:00 <Kynetic> and that has to last until the 14th heh
06:00 <chipe> yeh anz suck
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but no Loof isn't a state trustee clinet
06:00 <Pieter> the prob with that is that they also take fees out for themselves
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *client
06:00 <chipe> i use westpac and loof
06:00 <Pieter> so even if ya get a 4raise in ya payments, ya wont see it 
07:00 <Kynetic> mind you thats after all the bills and groceries are done
07:00 <Pieter> you only get $175 a week given to you
07:00 <Vagisil> lol
07:00 <Pieter> and thats people on disability who get that $800+ a fortnight
07:00 <Kynetic> i just buy fresh fruit n veg n bread n milk as needed
07:00 <chipe> thats bullshit Pieter
07:00 <Pieter> the rest remains in their control and ya cant get around it unless ya got a carer to take control of it
07:00 <chipe> thats for serious fucked up ppl
08:00 <chipe> like majorly fucked
08:00 <Pieter> so i can see why people like loof n chris flip out nut out schitz it etc 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he is basically right if you're a state trustee but that is like for legit spastics without family
08:00 <Kynetic> Pieter knows this because he's mentally retarded.
08:00 <Vagisil> lol
08:00 <chipe> lol
08:00 <Vagisil> !!!
08:00 <Kynetic> ;0
08:00 <chipe> he mus tbe more than that
08:00 <Bastardly_One> like Kew Cottages/Yooralla types
08:00 <chipe> LOL
08:00 <Kynetic> he's a bit 'special'
08:00 <Vagisil> bega.
08:00 <Vagisil> bega coons
08:00 <chipe> Pieter just knows how to scam
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they get put on community orders dickhead
09:00 <Loof> meth..
09:00 <Bastardly_One> state trustee clients are vegetables almost
09:00 <Pieter> like loof, how he tells me for example, that im this n that and have all this going on , its all the shit he deals with himself and projects it onto others thinking their lives are that retarded .... its why i love listening to all the trolls in here go off , when something is said without motivation , ya know what their current frame of mind is and what their process of throught is
09:00 <Pieter> :)
09:00 <Loof> maybe pieter would be eligeble
09:00 <chipe> yes thanks for repeating that Bastardly_One
09:00 <Vagisil> i heard his penis makes him poo
09:00 <Loof> lol
10:00 <chipe> Pieter is the loof that wasnt busted yet by cenno
10:00 <chipe> for fraud
10:00 <chipe> but he soon going down
10:00 <Loof> PIETERPHILE THE ROCKSPIETER
10:00 <Pieter> see , loof is thinking about kiddie sex at the moment
10:00 <Bastardly_One> chipe, you need perm removal from this channel
10:00 <Pieter> how did it come up as a thought
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the amount of crap you try nightly 
11:00 <Pieter> surely no one mentioned anything in relation to it
11:00 <Pieter> and theres the pin point :)
11:00 <chipe> hahahaha
11:00 <Vagisil> ALONG ALONG
11:00 <chipe> Bastardly_One you are angry again old man
11:00 <Pieter> WHY is loof thinking about pedophilia :/
11:00 <Vagisil> NO TREBLE
11:00 <Kynetic> i remember meeting this cunt years ago.. like 20 years ago now.. at some party.. and he told me all about how he had multiple identities and used to collect like 4 or 5 centrelink payments every fortnight
11:00 <Kynetic> i didnt believe him until he showed me his wallet with like 5 drivers licenses in it
11:00 <Kynetic> all with different names
12:00 <chipe> yeh its easy to do
12:00 <chipe> most immigrants do it
12:00 <Kynetic> he was a dodgy lookin cunt too
12:00 <Kynetic> fucks me how he got away with it
12:00 <chipe> shoulda called cops on him
12:00 <Kynetic> apparently would goto diff centrelinks 
12:00 <chipe> ppl like that deserve to go to jail forever
12:00 <Kynetic> i was a naive young cunt and thought it was cool at the time
12:00 <Vagisil> pieter take note lol
12:00 <chipe> yeh :(
12:00 <chipe> Pieter could fraud them easily
12:00 <Loof> oh he is
12:00 <chipe> all he needs is a fake id
13:00 <Kynetic> looking back i wish i had done so
13:00 <Pieter> Kynetic: In the US you can get a drivers license without any ID now ... 
13:00 <chipe> its easier to scam centrelink now then ever before
13:00 <Loof> serenity was telling me pieter is on dsp now
13:00 <Pieter> they're doing it specifically for illegals
13:00 <Loof> lol not for long
13:00 <Vagisil> what if all the illegal immigrants are really just fake ID's Pieter uses.. and theres no one actually on the boats
13:00 <chipe> dont worry about Pieter ive already reported him
13:00 <Kynetic> it wouldnt surprise me chipe they seem more disorganised now with their systems
13:00 <chipe> yep they are useless man
13:00 <Kynetic> like every time i ever goto human services they have troubles using the system
13:00 <chipe> yep
13:00 <Vagisil> i farted
14:00 <chipe> my gf works for them she tells me many stories of how fried they are
14:00 <Kynetic> every part seems to use a diff system
14:00 <chipe> more fried than loof or chris
14:00 <Kynetic> instead of all being tied into one
14:00 <Loof> pieter do another wank vid
14:00 <Kynetic> medicare is one system, ftb is another, centrelink is another
14:00 <Kynetic> etc
14:00 <chipe> yep its all fucked and even different departments use different systems
14:00 <chipe> like a different part of the office
14:00 <Kynetic> child care usses a diff system too
14:00 <chipe> totally different system to the low level cunts
14:00 <Kynetic> i only go there for ftb and child care benefit/rebate
14:00 <chipe> yep
15:00 <Vagisil> you gotta love wa's premier though
15:00 <Vagisil> grants wa teachers 2.5% pay increase
15:00 <chipe> well thats good
15:00 <Vagisil> and then next month drops their pay 10%
15:00 <chipe> they deserve it
15:00 <chipe> LOL 
15:00 <Kynetic> teachers deserve more money
15:00 <chipe> thats not good :(
15:00 <Kynetic> in norway they treat teachers like doctors 
15:00 <chipe> they deserve more money especially now than more
15:00 <Vagisil> thats how he sold it to wa public
15:00 <Kynetic> you have to have a minimum of a master degree to be able to teach
16:00 <chipe> so many kids with so many problems now days
16:00 <chipe> so you should
16:00 <Vagisil> but what hes actually done is just remove 10% of each schools staff funding
16:00 <Kynetic> they have smaller class sizes
16:00 <chipe> most teachers coming out today are fucked
16:00 <Vagisil> and remove 40% funding for all behind the scenes staff
16:00 <Kynetic> and they are paid like doctors too
16:00 <chipe> cant even speak or write simple english
16:00 <chipe> this is no joke Kynetic
16:00 <chipe> look this up 
16:00 <Kynetic> yeah
16:00 <Kynetic> its so easy to get a teaching degree
16:00 <Vagisil> my teacher wife rules.. she just got into switch
16:00 <chipe> australian teachers now graduating are useless
16:00 <Kynetic> all you have to do is have any other degree
16:00 <Vagisil> end of this year be able to teach kindergarten to year 12
16:00 <chipe> yeh
16:00 <Kynetic> and you can get a teaching degree after 1 more year at uni
16:00 <chipe> less man
16:00 <Vagisil> Kynetic... Dip.Ed is really hard man
16:00 <chipe> u dont even need to have do ne it
16:00 <Vagisil> most people do it in 2 years
16:00 <Kynetic> whereas if you do a straight taching degree
17:00 <Kynetic> its 4 years
17:00 <chipe> i got lecturers at my uni who dont even have tafe certifs
17:00 <Kynetic> teaching*
17:00 <chipe> and they teaching
17:00 <chipe> thats how fried they are
17:00 <Kynetic> thats at uni
17:00 <chipe> yeh and thats fucked
17:00 <Kynetic> im talking primary/secondary
17:00 <Vagisil> chipe.. thats uni.. thats just training and assessment
17:00 <chipe> teaching abc to afew retards is not good
17:00 <chipe> and not hard to do
17:00 <Kynetic> you can literally have an arts degree
17:00 <chipe> well thats all u have to do 
17:00 <Kynetic> then do a teaching degree on top of that with only another year
17:00 <chipe> its bach arts/teaching
17:00 <chipe> m teach
17:00 <Vagisil> no.. its Dip.Ed
17:00 <chipe> get ur masters of teaching in 1 year
18:00 <Vagisil> LOL
18:00 <chipe> nah its not Vagisil
18:00 <Vagisil> chipe.. my wife is a teacher.
18:00 <chipe> do a degree then do m teach
18:00 <Kynetic> my ex wife is a teacher
18:00 <chipe> good for u  my mum is a teacher of 35 years
18:00 <Kynetic> hehe
18:00 <Vagisil> 4 years uni = Bach.Ed
18:00 <chipe> i also did half a teaching degree it was shit
18:00 <Kynetic> unless you have another bachelor degree
18:00 <Vagisil> 4 years uni in an arts degree.. then do another year for teaching.. is Dip.Ed
18:00 <chipe> thats correct
18:00 <Kynetic> then you can do a 1 year uni course and get a teaching degree
18:00 <chipe> bach arts, 1 year m teach
18:00 <Vagisil> OMG
18:00 <Vagisil> its not a degree
18:00 <Vagisil> its a dip.
18:00 <chipe> u dont need to study dip ed 
18:00 <chipe> yeh dumb cunt
19:00 <chipe> DIP
19:00 <chipe> dip stick
19:00 <Kynetic> either way. they can still become a teacher.
19:00 <Kynetic> :)
19:00 <chipe> yes
19:00 <Kynetic> its retarded.
19:00 <Vagisil> Kynetic.. you can be a teacher in any state without a teaching degree
19:00 <Vagisil> you dont even need dip ed
19:00 <chipe> no you dont
19:00 <Vagisil> you can have a cert IV in IT
19:00 <Kynetic> fuck. that.
19:00 <chipe> you just ned cer iv
19:00 <Vagisil> and teach LAT
19:00 <Vagisil> get full teacher pay
19:00 <chipe> cert in teaching and e ducation
19:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
20:00 <Bastardly_One> anything past Cert III
20:00 <Vagisil> yep
20:00 <Loof> nice i have one
20:00 <Kynetic> i want to move to norway
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you can teach Cert III and under
20:00 <Kynetic> they have basic income there
20:00 <chipe> yeh
20:00 <Loof> but it's from 2004 p[robably useless now
20:00 <chipe> teach how to rape ppl
20:00 <Vagisil> you can teach in a school
20:00 <Vagisil> with LAT
20:00 <Vagisil> Limited Auth to Teach
20:00 <Vagisil> get full teacher pay
20:00 <Bastardly_One> actually 3/4s of cert III teachers in tafe are students
20:00 <Vagisil> schools do it alot for their ICT staff
20:00 <Kynetic> i wouldnt want to teach
20:00 <Loof> me either
20:00 <chipe> they all shit
20:00 <Vagisil> instead of employing them as a network admin (school has to fund 100% of their wage)
20:00 <Kynetic> cos students are all cunts these days
20:00 <Bastardly_One> for the record
20:00 <chipe> yeh they are all fucked
21:00 <Loof> this generation is fucked
21:00 <Loof> i couldn't teach
21:00 <Vagisil> they employ the network admin as a LAT teacher.. and the school only has to fund 50% of their wage
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Cert III is year 10 to 12 stff
21:00 <Kynetic> id end up glassing some cunt
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *stuff
21:00 <chipe> because you are a dumb cunt loofy
21:00 <Loof> lol kynetic
21:00 <Kynetic> cos he fkn scratched me holden
21:00 <Vagisil> the other 50% comes from state funds
21:00 <chipe> uneducated moron
21:00 <Kynetic> my ex wife at least was dedicated to her students
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Kynetic?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> if I ask nicely
22:00 <Kynetic> she was probably one of the best teachers ive seen
22:00 <Kynetic> as much as i hate that stupid cunt bitch.
22:00 <Vagisil> yeh.. our kids are gonna be so well behaved
22:00 <Bastardly_One> can you give chipe a break?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> like a forced one?
22:00 <Kynetic> why?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> if you need to ask
22:00 <Vagisil> kids dont get away with much in my wifes classes
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you're crazy :D
22:00 <Kynetic> i am crazy.
22:00 <Vagisil> she goes from teaching period 1 kindergarten to period 2 year 10
22:00 <Vagisil> its intense
22:00 <Kynetic> you know me. i dont like to ban i prefer to let cunce sort out their own shit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> very true
23:00 <chipe> why do I need to be banned?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, if I ask nice will you?
23:00 <chipe> honestly?
23:00 <Vagisil> lol
23:00 <chipe> im having as much input as you all are, not complaining
23:00 <Bastardly_One> well just idle and stfu
23:00 <chipe> Bastardly_One you need some Vagisil in you
23:00 <chipe> got your bleeding periods mate
23:00 <Maurice> Ask me and find out
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... no
24:00 <Vagisil> but yeah.... someone doing a Dip.Ed isnt technically a full teacher
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll ban me 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I know that tone
24:00 <Vagisil> youll find they usually only teach in their main degree field
24:00 <chipe> yes and no
24:00 <Vagisil> unless theyre in a remote school
24:00 <chipe> but usually yes
24:00 <Vagisil> or low socio
24:00 <chipe> thats good
24:00 <chipe> thats where we need to help them
24:00 <Maurice> Don't touch me with him
25:00 <Vagisil> chipe.. we are in our 4th year remote
25:00 <Kynetic> sorry Maurice
25:00 <Vagisil> got another 3 years left in contract after this one
25:00 <Maurice> Much better
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
25:00 <Loof> jah mon
25:00 <Kynetic> holy shit
25:00 <Kynetic> its 130am
25:00 <Bastardly_One> do you still have a blanket BigPond ignore?
25:00 <Kynetic> 230am for u cunce
26:00 <Loof> yep :)
26:00 <Vagisil> 11:25 here lol
26:00 <Kynetic> the fuck do you do this shit
26:00 <Kynetic> perth ppl dont count
26:00 <Kynetic> :P
26:00 <Bastardly_One> how can you see Kynetic then?
26:00 <Vagisil> lol too true
26:00 <Loof> dunno
26:00 <Kynetic> its because im special
26:00 <Kynetic> in the head.
26:00 <Vagisil> i like to fart
26:00 <Kynetic> huuhuhuhuhuhhuhuu
26:00 <Kynetic> fuck yea
26:00 <Vagisil> loud and long and clear
26:00 <Kynetic> i love a good fart
26:00 <Maurice> It is not 1.30a,
26:00 <Maurice> m
27:00 <chipe> Loof is mental patient
27:00 <chipe> anyone who ignore an isp got issues
27:00 <Maurice> Everyone knows that
27:00 <Vagisil> i love to fart
27:00 <Vagisil> its getting worse every year
27:00 <chipe> chris is so much nicer guy
27:00 <chipe> chris actually smart just sad to see him blow it away 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this is what I got in the status window when I did //time
27:00 <Vagisil> the more i fart... the more i fill with glee
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Thu Jan 29 15:27:07 2015
27:00 <Vagisil> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm
27:00 <Kynetic> lol
27:00 <Vagisil> 23:27:40
27:00 <chipe> chris is a nice guy
27:00 <Kynetic> #melbourne 01:28:11
27:00 <Vagisil> 23:27:53 29/01/2015
27:00 <Kynetic> thats mine
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 13hrs ahead
28:00 <chipe> Vagisil where are you?
28:00 <Kynetic> 01:28:31 30/01/2015
28:00 <Vagisil> halls creek
28:00 <Kynetic> dont lie
28:00 <chipe> where is that?
28:00 <Kynetic> youre in the principality of hutt arent you?
28:00 <Vagisil> south of kununnurra
28:00 <Vagisil> 800km east of broome
29:00 <Vagisil> lol
29:00 <Kynetic> ur huttcoins are no good here!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> jeez hasn't the lego franchise of games been over done?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 more are coming
30:00 <Vagisil> lol yes
30:00 <Vagisil> lameboat
31:00 <Bastardly_One> LEGO Jurassic World
31:00 <Vagisil> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and LEGO Avengers
31:00 <Vagisil> gold
31:00 <chipe> fuck man
31:00 <chipe> lego games so bad
31:00 <Bastardly_One> LEGO Marvel Superheros rocks though
31:00 <chipe> i have to say lego batman was good
31:00 <Vagisil> see thw whinging over a female doctor who?
31:00 <Vagisil> comparing it to a female james bond
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the doctor shouldn't be female though I guess the hitch hiker doesn't have to be male
32:00 <Bastardly_One> seems not right though
32:00 <chipe> the best james bond game is goldeneye 
32:00 <chipe> 007
32:00 <Vagisil> lol
32:00 <chipe> or james pond
33:00 <Vagisil> only because it came out when u were a kid
33:00 <Vagisil> clearly the best james bond is octopussy.
33:00 <Vagisil> turn a pamphlet into a movie.. brilliant
33:00 <chipe> nah i mean game
33:00 <chipe> i think the best james bond is liscence to kill
33:00 <Vagisil> umm wot
33:00 <chipe> if you mean movies
34:00 <Vagisil> timothy dalton?
34:00 <Vagisil> really?
34:00 <Vagisil> are u cracked in the head
34:00 <chipe> not really
34:00 <Vagisil> wow
34:00 <chipe> new james bond is shit
34:00 <Vagisil> lol
35:00 <chipe> sorry i got that wrong
35:00 <chipe> my fav is for your eyes only
36:00 <Vagisil> lol
36:00 <Vagisil> at least its a roger moore
36:00 <chipe> wat?
36:00 <chipe> lol
36:00 <chipe> those are such good bonds man
36:00 <Vagisil> daltons a dickhead
37:00 <Vagisil> at least blofeld or woteva dies at the start
37:00 <Vagisil> sick of that cunt
37:00 <slinky_J> Loof got bitch slapped off irc then!
37:00 <slinky_J> BAM!
38:00 <chipe> lol
38:00 <chipe> yeh he's fucked hey
38:00 <Vagisil> the trolling at the end is bullshit as fuck
38:00 <knock> yeah
38:00 <Vagisil> as is most of the bond movie stuff
38:00 <Vagisil> but yer
38:00 <Vagisil> the actors make it
39:00 <Vagisil> bouquet was really good in it
39:00 <Vagisil> but so many of the movies are made from really short stories
39:00 <Vagisil> or mixes of stories
40:00 <Vagisil> but real stunts are wot get me in the older ones
40:00 <Vagisil> no cgi shit
40:00 <chipe> yeh
40:00 <chipe> none of that shit
40:00 <Vagisil> like octopussy
40:00 <Vagisil> the skydiving
40:00 <Vagisil> that was like 88 jumps
40:00 <chipe> octopussy is good
41:00 <Vagisil> real actual jumps by stunt actors
41:00 <Vagisil> just pissed me off when general orlov appeared in deep space 9
41:00 <Vagisil> hate that shit
41:00 <chipe> thunderball is good
42:00 <chipe> i never really got into bond not my thing to orgasm over
42:00 <Vagisil> thunderball was epic for the time
42:00 <Vagisil> like at least 1/4 of the movie is underwater
42:00 <Vagisil> pretty intense
44:00 <knock> lol
45:00 <knock> knock
46:00 <chipe> hi chelle
46:00 <chipe> you missed him
46:00 <knock> lol
46:00 <chelle> ?
47:00 <chelle> pretty sure I miss no one here.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> rude bitch
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck u!
47:00 <knock> oi chelle
47:00 <knock> u r cool
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh knock is Chris
48:00 <knock> wake an back
48:00 <knock> to bake
48:00 <Loof> so is aliusd i think
48:00 <knock> no
48:00 <knock> knock is only knock
49:00 <knock> Loof is wrong again
50:00 <chelle> rightio
50:00 <knock> i drew this
50:00 <knock> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10930102_1592823030953139_5042856585145101488_n.jpg?oh=616a5d940caa7bf1b0a5262ed6338d75&oe=55586044
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
51:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf5ax2e9izE
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GTA 5 Bird Stunt Montage | Animal Stuntage Spoof (Jan 27, 2015) - Category: Gaming - views - 259 likes (96.6%), 9 dislikes (3.4%)
52:00 <chipe> is knock chris?
52:00 <chipe> sweeet
52:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75vM64eW1cc
52:00 <chipe> chris is a good mate
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CJ Bolland - Sugar Is Sweeter (Official Music Video) (Apr 17, 2014) - Category: Music - 17,967 views - 134 likes (97.8%), 3 dislikes (2.2%)
52:00 <nate> classic song ;L
52:00 <knock> lol
52:00 <slinky_J> oh pieter gone
52:00 <slinky_J> eh
52:00 <slinky_J> shit wore off now
53:00 <chipe> LOL
53:00 <chipe> omg
53:00 <chipe>  <slinky_J> oh pieter gone
53:00 <chipe> <slinky_J> eh
53:00 <chipe> <slinky_J> shit wore off now
53:00 <chipe> * Pieter ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
53:00 <chipe> <chipe> LOL
53:00 <chipe> <chipe> omg
53:00 <slinky_J> my heart is beating so fast
53:00 <chipe> what you doing?
53:00 <chipe> shot up ice?
53:00 <slinky_J> b1
53:00 <Loof> 60fps youtube
53:00 <Loof> nice
53:00 <slinky_J> did i get you to dl The Drop?
53:00 <Loof> when did they start doing that?
53:00 <slinky_J> Loof go get bashed by ur wife
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
53:00 <slinky_J> fk off
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and dunno Loof
54:00 <Pieter> slinky_J: you've taken methcathinone aka meow / original form of bathsalts
54:00 <chelle> so when do you people ever sleep?
54:00 <slinky_J> ur a few points off from retarded
54:00 <Pieter> or methedrone 
54:00 <Pieter> anyway
54:00 <slinky_J> Pieter@
54:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle, me? never so it seems
54:00 <slinky_J> naw I'm drinking tea now
54:00 <Vagisil> lol
54:00 <slinky_J> levelling me out
54:00 <slinky_J> lol
54:00 <chelle> just curious
55:00 <slinky_J> gram was good but lol
55:00 <chelle> its always the same few people ranting in here
55:00 <Pieter> im going across the road for a bit , mr boogieman bar is pounding and its only thurs night / fri morning
55:00 <Loof> we're ranting?
55:00 <slinky_J> good feeling for that time
55:00 <chelle> i fell asleep in the early evening so now I'm wide awake.
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ah 
55:00 <Pieter> come over chelle ;p
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and I might meet you without the other two the way it's going 
55:00 <Vagisil> *puke*
55:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're ok with that
55:00 <slinky_J> why doesnt Loof get tied up and beat to death by his gf
56:00 <chelle> Pieter: um we've already been through this.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to get a day that works for Sherm and I together seems shitty at the moment
56:00 <slinky_J> he doesnt own a good pc or console
56:00 <Pieter> what gf , what son  .... he's a delusional schizophrenic , just let him be and ignore him 
56:00 <Vagisil> ive picked up twice from irc.. and twice ive instantly regretted it
56:00 <Pieter> chelle: Oh ok , you may have , I havent =p
56:00 <slinky_J> Pieter I got a movie for you
56:00 <Vagisil> if ur that fuckin desperate.. save your fingers and pay $100 for a hooker
56:00 <nate> i fall asleep in pieters bed all the time
56:00 <Loof> the kind of women you pick up from irc obviously get around
56:00 <chelle> Pieter: maybe you were too high to remember, but not unless hell freezes over.. and even then, not.
57:00 <Loof> pwnt
57:00 <Vagisil> loof it wasnt the sex so much as being sucked in to dating them lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle, want a root n shit?
57:00 <Loof> ah
57:00 <nate> 3rd time lucky vaggy, pick me!!!
57:00 <Vagisil> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I figure if Pieter is asking I might as well try
57:00 <knock> i made a bass roar today
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so, wanna?
57:00 <knock> it was full sick
57:00 <Vagisil> nope.. i learnt my lesson
57:00 <chelle> never going to happen.
57:00 <Vagisil> figured the best place to find a smart woman was a uni :)
57:00 <slinky_J> b1 u fighting cunts?
58:00 <slinky_J> fight!
58:00 <Pieter> then go fuck yaself then chelle , cos i havent been 'high' as you put it for well over 4 months until tonight 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... for the record
58:00 <slinky_J> I se Tom Hardy go boonta
58:00 <slinky_J> in this b1
58:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle is my friend and I've not really looked at her like that
58:00 <chipe> Pieter you are a liar
58:00 <chipe> fuck off
58:00 <Pieter> but *shrug* if you wanna be a slave to what you read in here by people without any personal contact then so be it
58:00 <slinky_J> u should see it
58:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lCiDIcqMe0
58:00 <chelle> Pieter: well.. I would rather fuck myself than fuck you, yes.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and I know for a fact she hasn't looked at me lke that
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Drop Official Trailer (2014) Tom Hardy, Noomi Rapace HD (Apr 1, 2014) - Category: Entertainment - 2,833,876 views - 2,995 likes (94.2%), 185 dislikes (5.8%)
58:00 <Vagisil> LOL
58:00 <Vagisil> the burn
58:00 <chipe> you have no fucking life Pieter
58:00 <chipe> so fuck off cunt
58:00 <Pieter> who the fuck said anything about fucking
58:00 <slinky_J> watch and stfu
58:00 <chipe> you did cunt
58:00 <Vagisil> she did u retard
58:00 <Vagisil> cant u fucking read
58:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle, do you remember ms_nightshade?
59:00 <chipe> nobody like sypu Pieter
59:00 <slinky_J> honest
59:00 <chelle> no
59:00 <slinky_J> b1 watch it
59:00 <Pieter> if i wanted a fuck so desperately id go down st kilda , throw on 3 dingas and fuck someone for $105 for 30 min
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ran into her recently ... mmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
59:00 <slinky_J> i give u the dl
59:00 <slinky_J> stfu cunt
59:00 <slinky_J> watch the trailer
59:00 <Pieter> but if ya gonna be a cow then its good that I dont have anything to do with ya 
59:00 <slinky_J> shut up for five beans.
59:00 <chelle> Pieter: you keep saying "fuck you" to me.. what do you expect me to say?
59:00 <slinky_J> fuck me
59:00 <slinky_J> never ending fucking talk.
00:00 <Vagisil> it makes me happy Pieter is still single... im so glad a woman that dumb is yet to be found... the human race may indeed be savable
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Pieter cut from rejection
00:00 <slinky_J> b1
00:00 <Loof> i wouldn't put rape past pieter
00:00 <Pieter> although every female ive gotten with from irc has always been someone who has despied me n vice versa for a time
00:00 <slinky_J> watchthe trailer
00:00 <nate> pieter only likes hot beef injections
00:00 <slinky_J> and stfu till u have
00:00 <chelle> i guess that must be why you keep trying.
00:00 <chelle> but like i said, not gonna happen hahah
00:00 <Pieter> chelle: I expect you to say sorry for being an insulting bitch ?
00:00 <slinky_J> hi chelle wana faq?
00:00 <Vagisil> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle, I think I have more chance of collaring you and parading you around at Abode
01:00 <slinky_J> b1
01:00 <chelle> with all the talk about sex that goes on in here I take it no one actually gets any.
01:00 <slinky_J> stfu
01:00 <Pieter> errr\
01:00 <slinky_J> watch THE TRAILER CUNT
01:00 <nate> frequent anal quest
01:00 <chelle> b1: ... also never going to happen.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> slink, you ... I'll look at it when I feel like it
01:00 <slinky_J> chelle
01:00 <slinky_J> tell him
01:00 <Pieter> jesus you are one odd freekin person
01:00 <slinky_J> no
01:00 <slinky_J> right now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle, duh ... that's the point I am making
01:00 <Vagisil> does anyone here remember/know anyone from chatterz?
01:00 <chelle> i didn't see that point.
02:00 <nate> i want a hot pieter gravy roll
02:00 <slinky_J> chelle tell him he is worthless
02:00 <Pieter> you talk like theres no such thing as plutonic friendship but *shrug* youre prob one of those women who always ends up in a situation where being fucked is the norm 
02:00 <slinky_J> :P
02:00 <slinky_J> nate!
02:00 <chipe> slinky_J ignore them
02:00 <chipe> they are all drug addicts
02:00 <Pieter> being fucked is the norm
02:00 <chipe> wether real drugs or meds
02:00 <Pieter> wtf did i just say :/
02:00 <Vagisil> i guess not
02:00 <nate> im goone
02:00 <slinky_J> i dun wana itnag afriend
02:00 <chipe> 99% of austnet are drug fucked
02:00 <Vagisil> cool statistic
02:00 <chelle> chipe: seems that way.
02:00 <chipe> Vagisil you are ok
02:00 <slinky_J> I just know he wont watch it
02:00 <chipe> so are you chelle
02:00 <Pieter> seems that way , jesus
02:00 <chipe> so are the chan ops
02:00 <chelle> drug fucked but sex deprived.
03:00 <Pieter> then whats your excuse for being such a fuckup then chelle ?
03:00 <chipe> its ppl like Pieter, loof, Bastardly_One
03:00 <chipe> all the drug fucked retards on here
03:00 <Pieter> considering me , i have drugs to blame apparently
03:00 <Pieter> whjats yours ?
03:00 <chelle> why am I a fuck up?
03:00 <chipe> Pieter you told me that you were carl williams mate once
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I love how people try to sway chelle
03:00 <chipe> and you smoked the very first batch of ice in australia
03:00 <Pieter> being non drug affected and being fucked up , that seems to be far worse 
03:00 <chipe> and you think you are normal?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> when she's been my friend for ... over a decade is all I know
03:00 <Pieter> atleast the druggos have an excuse for their retarded behaviour
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and most of that is not on here but FB and back in msn days
04:00 <chipe> they dont
04:00 <chelle> i didn't know i was acting retarded
04:00 <chelle> but okay
04:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle's known me since I was a lot worse
04:00 <Pieter> with the shit youve come out with and the way youve come out with it , yeh , id consider it pretty fucked up 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so include me in that list all you like
04:00 <chipe> Bastardly_One so you a junkie are you?
04:00 <chipe> or rehab addict?
04:00 <chelle> i said id never sleep with you
04:00 <chipe> being addicted to weed is weak
04:00 <chelle> theres nothing fucked up about that.
04:00 <chipe> dont make yourself out to be hardcore or street
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to whack up with chelle
05:00 <Loof> pieter cant get a root lol
05:00 <Pieter> I NEVER ASKED YOU TO SLEEP WITH ME
05:00 <chipe> when you a pot addict, thats worse than being a drug up
05:00 <Loof> pwnt
05:00 <Pieter> Why the fuck is that even a thought
05:00 <slinky_J> Loof
05:00 <Bastardly_One> in the albert park public toilets
05:00 <slinky_J> you wake up
05:00 <slinky_J> pwnt
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking spastic
05:00 <chipe> Bastardly_One so you admit to being a heroin addict?
05:00 <slinky_J> look in the mirror, brush teeth, pwnt
05:00 <Bastardly_One> hell yeah
05:00 <chipe> LOL
05:00 <slinky_J> your faggot asian wife controls your life
05:00 <chipe> well you look like one
05:00 <Vagisil> bored now
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I made chelle work for it
05:00 <slinky_J> how does it feel
05:00 <chipe> so prob true
06:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up idiot
06:00 <chelle> I'm confused
06:00 <slinky_J> and u choof infront of ur kid Loof
06:00 <chelle> but I've never really taken any drugs
06:00 <slinky_J> and u want legal weed?
06:00 <slinky_J> for what purpose?
06:00 <slinky_J> u got cancer Loof?
06:00 <Pieter> slinky_J: he has no asian wife , he's alone and broken to where all the delusional shit he tries to pass onto others only shows the beginning of his traumatic synapse issues
06:00 <slinky_J> You got ass-whoop syndrome cunt
06:00 <Pieter> those firings just aint doing what they're meant to do
06:00 <slinky_J> Is he Pieter?
06:00 <Pieter> you actually think with the shit he comes out with , that he actually would have a wife n kid
06:00 <Pieter> ?
07:00 <chipe> hahahahaha
07:00 <slinky_J> he says he has
07:00 <slinky_J> for years
07:00 <slinky_J> lol
07:00 <chipe> Bastardly_One you look like a fucking drug slod
07:00 <chelle> sometimes i think i should go work with alcohol/drug addicts.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen pics of his wife and kid idiots
07:00 <chelle> it'd be like being on irc but i'd get paid.
07:00 <slinky_J> so Loof is some fat or skinny arse loser
07:00 <chipe> i bet you have Bastardly_One
07:00 <Pieter> he also says im on dsp and repeats the meth not even once idiotic slogan cos he saw it on a website
07:00 <chipe> you are a creepy old man
07:00 <Pieter> :/
07:00 <slinky_J> pretends things?
07:00 <chipe> 50 year old wanting kids pics
07:00 <chipe> and wife pics
07:00 <slinky_J> :o
07:00 <Loof> lol @ pieterphile
08:00 <slinky_J> aye
08:00 <slinky_J> Loof
08:00 <Pieter> see, again with the thoughts of pedophiles
08:00 <Loof> least he'll never breed
08:00 <slinky_J> dont diss him without dissing me.
08:00 <Pieter> WHY would a normal person suddenly think of pedophile
08:00 <Pieter> and think pieterphile adds some kinda dynamic to his insult
08:00 <slinky_J> oh Loof has me on ignore!
08:00 <Pieter> i dont get it
08:00 <chipe> slinky_J he has all bigpond on ignore
08:00 <slinky_J> good for him
08:00 <chipe> he recons bigpond is for poor ppl
08:00 <slinky_J> oh!
08:00 <slinky_J> LOL
08:00 <Loof> pieter cant keep a woman with a non-functioning penis
08:00 <Loof> so funny
08:00 <chipe> bigpond is the most expensive net in australia
08:00 <slinky_J> it is expensive
08:00 <chipe> LOL
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof does have some creepy insults at times this is true but you give him enough shit 
08:00 <slinky_J> lol
09:00 <chipe> i know it is man
09:00 <chipe> dont worry about him
09:00 <slinky_J> yer paid yesterday
09:00 <Loof> have a cry pieter
09:00 <slinky_J> 152 for adsl2
09:00 <chipe> he's a loser man
09:00 <Vagisil> still bored
09:00 <Vagisil> so who remmebers ppl from chatterz
09:00 <chipe> yeh i pay about that but i get phone for free
09:00 <chipe> unlim calls
09:00 <chipe> mobiles and homes
09:00 <slinky_J> yeah nice!
09:00 <chipe> had it for 4 years man its mad
09:00 <Pieter> and this is the guy who people think actually does have a wife n kid , you fucking kidding me.... he's a typical theoretical schizophrenic with self defining personallity disorder
09:00 <chipe> best net i ever had
09:00 <chelle> do you have people to call?
09:00 <slinky_J> i do get up to 22mbps
09:00 <slinky_J> :P
09:00 <chipe> i had tpg all my life waste of time liars and cheats
09:00 <chipe> and useless
09:00 <Vagisil> $100 iinet off net... 100GB free local nation mobile calls 24mbit
10:00 <slinky_J> down like 16
10:00 <chipe> ive had like 3 problems with telstra since
10:00 <Loof> poor pieter, limpdicked and lonely 4 life
10:00 <chipe> and they sorted me out
10:00 <slinky_J> I do rather pay telstra
10:00 <chipe> free month, and gave me 5gig of free net on phone
10:00 <slinky_J> for good net chipe
10:00 <Vagisil> only good thing about being in a remote community
10:00 <Pieter> he doesnt know who he is cos he never does anything , he doesnt live thus is trapped in his fucked up frame of mind of lets puill a bong , lets sit on my hands n knees over the coffe table, keyboard lets insult, next , bong ... etc etc
10:00 <chipe> just for 1 day of no net
10:00 <Vagisil> you're guaranteed to be close as fuck to the exchange
10:00 <Pieter> What kinda person would ever marry that as well as bring a kid into the world with him literally being a part of either of their lives
11:00 <slinky_J> I wanna marry what ever it is
11:00 <slinky_J> I'm ka-thunkin
11:00 <Pieter> it doesnt make sense, and ya dont need to live by the motto shit happens to see that its endless poossible scenarios that are achievable, NONE end up with Loof having any sort of intimiate relationship 
11:00 <slinky_J> she fat, got three titties
11:00 <Pieter> =)
11:00 <slinky_J> four vaginas
11:00 <chipe> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
11:00 <slinky_J> five legs
11:00 <slinky_J> no arms
12:00 <chipe> Vagisil im sorta far
12:00 <slinky_J> no head
12:00 <chipe> Pieter i agree
12:00 <slinky_J> wait
12:00 <chipe> the wife is worse
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you all give shit to him when he has you on ignore
12:00 <slinky_J> need head..
12:00 <Bastardly_One> how gutless
12:00 <slinky_J> ;plol
12:00 <Pieter> on that , i need to figure out how to fuck off any words regarding anything such as a highlight to not display , gotta dissassemble mirc or mod xchat dev package
12:00 <chipe> Bastardly_One id say it to his face
12:00 <Loof> lol
12:00 <chipe> all he has to do is unblock us
12:00 <chipe> and we say it
12:00 <Loof> they so angry it's funny
12:00 <Pieter> anything with specific words just wont be printed
12:00 <chipe> but thing is Bastardly_One you old crusty ped
12:00 <chipe> i know ppl who cut copy this shit to him
12:00 <chipe> who arnt on bigpond
12:00 <chipe> so he gets it LOL
12:00 <slinky_J> b1 give shit to whom?
13:00 <slinky_J> Loof?
13:00 <slinky_J> srs
13:00 <chipe> b1 is his bf
13:00 <chipe> only friend on here
13:00 <chipe> because 99% of austnet hate b1
13:00 <slinky_J> Loof is the biggest loser to ever be on irc
13:00 <chipe> b1 makes friends withh the most hated mental patients
13:00 <slinky_J> don't join his club lol!
13:00 <chipe> to help his ownage
13:00 <chipe> i was talking about it last night with about 30 ppl
13:00 <chelle> well this has been thrilling.. i might go read a text book now.
13:00 <chipe> whos more of a loser
14:00 <slinky_J> Loof thinks legal weed will get him more weed
14:00 <chipe> b1 = a 50 year old crusty old frog
14:00 <chipe> or loof a 38 year old dumb cunt who married a gook
14:00 <chipe> id say b1
14:00 <chipe> at least loof has a family
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol you fuckwit
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I have an adult son
14:00 <Bastardly_One> try again
14:00 <chipe> yeh we know
14:00 <chipe> who hates you
14:00 <slinky_J> I um
14:00 <chipe> and you only found out not long ago
14:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahaha you spastic 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> go back to ##
15:00 <Bastardly_One> with the rest of the #cats rejects
15:00 <chipe> cats?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and to be cats rejects is really low 
15:00 <slinky_J> I'm not a valid candidate for not using drugs
15:00 <chipe> i like dogs
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <slinky_J> had a nice gram b4
15:00 <chipe> ohh you mean the chan you banned from b1
15:00 <chipe> LOL
15:00 <slinky_J> coke
15:00 <slinky_J> i love dawgs
15:00 <slinky_J> uno dawgs?
15:00 <Vagisil> man samsung make it difficult
15:00 <Vagisil> Bastardly_One
15:00 <Vagisil> do u know wot galaxy s5 model has 700mhz
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
16:00 <chipe> yes
16:00 <Vagisil> there seem to be a few and not all have it
16:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
16:00 <chipe> the chinese one
16:00 <Vagisil> fkn confusing
16:00 <Bastardly_One> google it?
16:00 <Vagisil> yeh im trying
16:00 <slinky_J> movie thing
16:00 <chipe> loof's s5
16:00 <chipe> paid for by centrelink
16:00 <slinky_J> s5?
16:00 <slinky_J> I gotta new laptop
16:00 <slinky_J> nice widey
16:00 <Maurice> And the rest
16:00 <slinky_J> toshiba
16:00 <Vagisil> but buying online.. and making sure i get cheapest price but with 700mhz
16:00 <Bastardly_One> My plan is up soon
16:00 <slinky_J> sick as
17:00 <Vagisil> its $792 from telstra
17:00 <Vagisil> seems expensive
17:00 <slinky_J> 17 inch
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so I think I'll get an S5
17:00 <Vagisil> and the s5 is coming up to a year old
17:00 <Loof> get an xperia
17:00 <chipe> Loof is actually a retard
17:00 <Bastardly_One> outright from where?
17:00 <chipe> so i cant get him kicked off cenno
17:00 <Bastardly_One> try hong kong stores
17:00 <Bastardly_One> for real
17:00 <Bastardly_One> cheap
17:00 <slinky_J> get a dont listen to loof yo
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and 3 - 4 days to get here
17:00 <chipe> all we need is him lifting some shit in his backyard
17:00 <chipe> someone get me pics of that and he's gone
17:00 <Vagisil> yeh but not all of them have 700mhz/4gx
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been told that with phones that's the way to go Vagisil
18:00 <slinky_J> fkn dude will buy u intel 1
18:00 <chipe> yeh bra
18:00 <slinky_J> big fat fred flinstone laptop
18:00 <slinky_J> lol
18:00 <chipe> LOL slinky_J
18:00 <chipe> yeh Bastardly_One we need that
18:00 <slinky_J> or brick made PC
18:00 <slinky_J> LOLOL
18:00 <chipe> 700mhz bra
18:00 <slinky_J> ah
18:00 <chipe> wont be able to make a call unless
18:00 <slinky_J> 1mhz
18:00 <slinky_J> is good for loof
18:00 <Maurice> I wish I got centrelink of any kind, then I could get 12 new phones/lappies
18:00 <slinky_J> he's still onna pc playing HEXEN
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice not people with real bills can't
19:00 <slinky_J> Don't you work for a living Maurice?
19:00 <Vagisil> lol we just bought 2 new 64gb iphone 6+ outright
19:00 <slinky_J> what
19:00 <Vagisil> epic upgrade from 4s
19:00 <Maurice> I'm not a mental patient on centrelink
19:00 <Vagisil> ive already got a new one coming coz mines fucked lol
19:00 <slinky_J> are real bills?
19:00 <chipe> yeh Maurice maybe one day :(
19:00 <slinky_J> like my addiction to glue sniffin aint real!
20:00 <slinky_J> lel
20:00 <chipe> loof could work 
20:00 <chipe> he needs a kick up the ass
20:00 <chipe> just like b1
20:00 <Maurice> Yeah fingers crossed I'll get centrelink
20:00 <chipe> big fucking kick
20:00 <slinky_J> so, I'm not on centerlink
20:00 <slinky_J> but I do have two conditions
20:00 <Maurice> Yes, you are
21:00 <slinky_J> does that make me less human?
21:00 <Maurice> Yes
21:00 <slinky_J> so
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I tried to find out exactly if it was for physical or the rest the other day
21:00 <Maurice> You wouldn't blindy let 2 'conditions' go
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunts wouldn't tell me 
21:00 <slinky_J> I have more money than you, in my bank and in my mothers morgege
21:00 <Bastardly_One> might ask my new doctor to find out
21:00 <slinky_J> and I'm lesser than you
21:00 <Maurice> LOL do you?
21:00 <slinky_J> yes
21:00 <Maurice> I somehow doubt it
21:00 <slinky_J> most ppl know this
22:00 <Bastardly_One> dude
22:00 <slinky_J> my dad died and left me a shitload of money
22:00 <slinky_J> :D
22:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know how much money is in mining?
22:00 <Vagisil> dick all at the moment lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and how little he'd spend of it while working?
22:00 <mandyjane> Fuck all now
22:00 <slinky_J> failed writer still makes cash, headline, pwns Maurice.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice will never have to worry about money
22:00 <chipe> Bastardly_One you are a scammer
22:00 <chipe> you dont belong on centrelink
22:00 <Maurice> Does slinky_J still think his shit dribble is writing?
22:00 <chipe> lol
22:00 <slinky_J> ah
23:00 <slinky_J> the guy that had a book deal
23:00 <slinky_J> must not write well
23:00 <Maurice> I doubt he left you more than a dogshit in the park
23:00 <slinky_J> try harder you old ugly cunt
23:00 <slinky_J> lol Maurice
23:00 <slinky_J> I've seen ur pics
23:00 <Maurice> I've seen your scabbing tattoo'd ones
23:00 <Maurice> Evens
24:00 <slinky_J> ur the person a dropkick labor fuck
24:00 <slinky_J> chooses
24:00 <Maurice> Rofl
24:00 <Maurice> Lrn to be Aussie
24:00 <Maurice> Labour*
24:00 <slinky_J> ppl love my tats
24:00 <chipe> he said labor
24:00 <chipe> its labor
24:00 <Maurice> Nobody loves them
24:00 <slinky_J> :P
24:00 <Maurice> Theyre fucking rank
24:00 <Loof> it's always money money money, that keeps us all from being freeee
24:00 <slinky_J> soz but they do
24:00 <mandyjane> Labor are dogs
24:00 <Vagisil> http://www.dwidigitalcameras.com.au/astore/Samsung-Galaxy-S5-SM-G900I-4G-LTE-7009001800-16GB-Unlocked-Mobile-Phones.aspx
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont
25:00 <slinky_J> I'm sorry my presence offends you
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they're feminine
25:00 <Vagisil> much better price than telstra
25:00 <mandyjane> Only dole bludgers and muslims like labor
25:00 <Maurice> Looks like I'm not the only one
25:00 <Bonny> night all
26:00 <Maurice> MOTHERS MORTGAGE LOL
26:00 <Maurice> Thats sad
26:00 <Bastardly_One> mandy you forgot scrubbers
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so you vote labor then mandy eh?
27:00 <Maurice> (00:22:02) (slinky_J): I have more money than you, in my bank and in my mothers morgege
27:00 <Maurice> Hilair
27:00 <chipe> mandy isnt even mandy
27:00 <mandyjane> Its rude to ask people who they vote for. Where are your manners cunt
27:00 <Maurice> Can't even spell it :/
27:00 <chipe> mandy isnt the real mandy you idiot
27:00 <chipe> and she is right only dole scum and muslims lile labor
27:00 <mandyjane> I had to register my nickname again :/
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, so it's not 
27:00 <chipe> mandy where are u now if its really 
27:00 <chipe> u
27:00 <chipe> ill come over
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you stupid cunts in cats and ## need lives
27:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously 
28:00 <mandyjane> My house in my bed wanker and your not welcome at my place faggt
28:00 <Maurice> They need death more than life
28:00 <chipe> im coming over
28:00 <chipe> Bastardly_One i can tell u have pedo'd mandy
28:00 <chipe> by the sounds of it
28:00 <mandyjane> Who the fuck is chipe
29:00 <chipe> mandy u still in gong?
29:00 <chipe> its john by the way
29:00 <HeH> fuck off
29:00 <mandyjane> Whats with the 21 questions retard
29:00 <Maurice> No it's not
29:00 <mandyjane> John doesnt talk to me
29:00 <slinky_J> Who's going to see MAD MAX?
29:00 <chipe> i am
29:00 <chipe> yes its john
29:00 <slinky_J> yeah!
29:00 <mandyjane> Bahahaha
30:00 <slinky_J> who is john 
30:00 <Maurice> Nobody coz it's shithouse
30:00 <slinky_J> who is mandyjane
30:00 <chipe> johninja
30:00 <slinky_J> cunt mandyjane
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you're both neither 
30:00 <slinky_J> dont even say hi
30:00 <chipe> mr bohrial bowen
30:00 <slinky_J> u cunt
30:00 <mandyjane> Fuck up b1
30:00 <Bastardly_One> think you both should be banned
30:00 <slinky_J> no
30:00 <chipe> why?
30:00 <mandyjane> Why dont u rage quit again
30:00 <slinky_J> fuck up Maurice
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually guess what?
30:00 <chipe> ur a fucking loser b1
30:00 <slinky_J> go die in a hole
30:00 <Bastardly_One> there is a new rule soon 
30:00 <Maurice> Eat a bag of dicks, you cunt
30:00 <mandyjane> Ooo mew rule
30:00 <chipe> even mandyjane hates u
30:00 <Bastardly_One> impersonating people will get you zlined
30:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahaahaha
30:00 <chipe> oh no a new rule
30:00 <chipe> :(
30:00 <chipe> omg
30:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
30:00 <chipe> <Bastardly_One> impersonating people will get you zlined
30:00 <slinky_J> fkn love that bitch
30:00 <chipe> oh no
30:00 <mandyjane> Whatever will i do
30:00 <slinky_J> mandyjane
31:00 <mandyjane> Im not impersonating hahahha fuckheads 
31:00 <slinky_J> I heard
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and auto based on registered users
31:00 <slinky_J> u herd goats..
31:00 <chipe> ohh no Bastardly_One
31:00 <slinky_J> i like to eat goats
31:00 <chipe> ohh no
31:00 <chipe> :(
31:00 <slinky_J> but this chinese new year
31:00 <mandyjane> I dont like goats
31:00 <slinky_J> is the year of the GOAT
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you ae a goat
31:00 <mandyjane> Only thing I'd heard is chicken or bacon
31:00 <slinky_J> so 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
31:00 <Maurice> I'll just ban everyone who has spoken below me
31:00 <mandyjane> Oops i mean pigs lololol
31:00 <slinky_J> im not chinese
31:00 <Bastardly_One> all 3 of you
31:00 <slinky_J> but i know chinese people
31:00 <chipe> hahahaha
31:00 <slinky_J> lolz
31:00 <chipe> Bastardly_One you 50 year old mate
31:00 <chipe> stop crying cunt
32:00 <slinky_J> true
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll lurk then Maurice :P
32:00 <slinky_J> b1
32:00 <chipe> man when i was growing up my parents were like 50 working fulltime jobs
32:00 <slinky_J> dont be such
32:00 <chipe> careers
32:00 <chipe> my dad a lawyer my mum a teacher
32:00 <slinky_J> a poof
32:00 <chipe> fucking hell
32:00 <mandyjane> Wouldnt be the first time youve banned me would it Maurice  lol
32:00 <slinky_J> oh come on!
32:00 <mandyjane> Lawl
32:00 <slinky_J> Maurice dude
32:00 <Maurice> Don't get a big head, skankyjane
32:00 <Bastardly_One> she has watched him for nights
32:00 <slinky_J> LOLOL
33:00 <mandyjane> Lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that is another cunt that should be permed
33:00 <slinky_J> Mody is chill as
33:00 <slinky_J> he was just messin like im messin
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he is a stupid little cunt
33:00 <Maurice> You all got defensive
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and part of the ## loser trouble makers
33:00 <Maurice> Get a fucking clue
33:00 <slinky_J> Maurice dude unband him yo
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and you weren't messing
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you went full tilt at Maurice
33:00 <Vagisil> yeh i dunno why im in there.. taco invited me yesterday
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and I hope she bans him longer for you nagging
34:00 <Vagisil> so far all ive seen is
34:00 <slinky_J> well
34:00 <slinky_J> now you all can fuck off
34:00 <Vagisil> [21:00] <+katatonic_kate01> what the fuck are you doing in her vagisil
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Vagisil, you'll get a lot of ranting about me ... 
34:00 <slinky_J> so b1 and I can rant to eachother
34:00 <slinky_J> so Bastardly_One
34:00 <Vagisil> [21:16] <+TokenDaRing> Vagisil
34:00 <Vagisil> [21:16] <+TokenDaRing> you and B1 are good pals right?
34:00 <slinky_J> black jellybeans
34:00 <slinky_J> r shit
34:00 <Vagisil> is basically it lol
34:00 <Maurice> Waix, nobody knows why you're here, nobody likes your obese self
34:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya Waix
35:00 <Vagisil> lol.. check this
35:00 <Vagisil> [00:34] <chipe> i dont care about some old dumb hag with 6 kids
35:00 <Vagisil> [00:34] <chipe> who spends her life online austnet as a moderator
35:00 <slinky_J> wtf u guys doin
35:00 <Bastardly_One> what Waix is saying there is it's a channel almost to cause shit about people
35:00 <slinky_J> bannin everyone till there are no chatters?
35:00 <Vagisil> that was just now
35:00 <Maurice> Who has 6 kids
35:00 <slinky_J> Maurice
35:00 <slinky_J> cmon dude
35:00 <Vagisil> you apparently
35:00 <slinky_J> its Friday
35:00 <slinky_J> let the shit roll man!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice has 6 kids now?
35:00 <Vagisil> chipe going off in ## just now for being banned in here
35:00 <slinky_J> oi b1 ur not helping
36:00 <Maurice> Dont call me a dude, you junkie whore
36:00 <slinky_J> I'd be your whore
36:00 <mandyjane> Who is chipe
36:00 <Vagisil> *facepalm*
36:00 <slinky_J> anyway
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that is because I will not help any cunt in ##
36:00 <slinky_J> pls unban chipe
36:00 <slinky_J> :(
36:00 <mandyjane> Wtc is ##
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's worse than cats and 3/4 of my hassles come from cunts in ##
36:00 <Bastardly_One> him being one of them
36:00 <slinky_J> pls
37:00 <Bastardly_One> mandyjane, it's like the losers of #cats
37:00 <Bastardly_One> taco owns it if you know him
37:00 <mandyjane> Obviously fuckjead but which one
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told you spastic
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Taco owns it ... it's called hash has
37:00 <Bastardly_One> h
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ##
38:00 <mandyjane> Wotttrttttttt
38:00 <mandyjane> Get a life cunt
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fried slurry
38:00 <mandyjane> No one owns the internet
38:00 <Vagisil> b1 pm
38:00 <mandyjane> Fag old cunt
38:00 <Bastardly_One> even Maurice understood that and she pays me no need at all 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I saw Vagisil 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <Vagisil> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> should post that one 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice will giggle
38:00 <mandyjane> "Pays me no need at all"
39:00 <Vagisil> yeh i pmed her
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah this is the real mandy
39:00 <Bastardly_One> where's your vhost cunt?
39:00 <mandyjane> No shit cunt
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed your bruce bit
39:00 <mandyjane> Omg spazzo dnt u read
39:00 <mandyjane> I had tk re registsr my name
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> well, no I don't
39:00 <mandyjane> Fuck off tard
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you first
39:00 <mandyjane> Go chew some more cocks
40:00 <Bastardly_One> show me how
40:00 <mandyjane> Ask ur mother
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh you're jealous I might be taking some from you?
40:00 <mandyjane> Cunt pls
40:00 <mandyjane> R u fuckin 10?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmm ... reading what you are typing yourelf at all?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> next!
41:00 <mandyjane> Hahahahahaha
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not even worth playing with 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> shoo!
41:00 <mandyjane> Coz i get u everytime
41:00 <mandyjane> And u end up makin an ass out yourself
41:00 <mandyjane> Getting all angry and shit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you do?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I am laughing at you as in how stupid you are right now
41:00 <mandyjane> Lmaooo u cunt
42:00 <mandyjane> Ssshhhh 
42:00 <Vagisil> oi b1
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
42:00 <Vagisil> mum was at the vet yesterday morning
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what now?
42:00 <Vagisil> picking up results or some shit for one of her horses
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and you still got out without being put to sleep
42:00 <Bastardly_One> disappointing
43:00 <Vagisil> and someone had their really old dog there.. getting put down (they did it in the carpark in the car)
43:00 <Maurice> Ugh
43:00 <Vagisil> and mum was like really upset n shit coz they only just put their dog down
43:00 <Vagisil> she went round to lizzes house
43:00 <Vagisil> coz she was upset n shit..
43:00 <Vagisil> liz told her to fuck off
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fair is fair
43:00 <Vagisil> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you lot told her to fuck off at Christmas
43:00 <Vagisil> lol no.
43:00 <Maurice> You're both fucked in the head.
43:00 <HeH> lol
44:00 <Vagisil> she cracked the sads coz jane wouldnt talk to her
44:00 <Maurice> Jane is a buddha
44:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you tell me this shit?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I happen to get along ok with Liz
44:00 <Vagisil> shes a derp
44:00 <Vagisil> drugged derp
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean fine you wanna tell someone but I swear 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> My own sister is bad enough
45:00 <Bastardly_One> without someone elses
45:00 <Vagisil> lol
45:00 <Vagisil> must admit i did a fuckin takei happy dance the other day hey
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont care what Liz supposedly is 
45:00 <Vagisil> fkn disowned
45:00 <Vagisil> and shes lost her shop
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I judge people on what I see and how they act towards me 
46:00 <Vagisil> ditto :)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I tell you what a fuckwit I think you are ... a lot 
46:00 <Vagisil> lol
47:00 <Vagisil> its just.. hilarious.. i was expected to be the bum
47:00 <Vagisil> and her to be the goody 2 shoes
47:00 <Vagisil> and its fuckin her thats the washout
48:00 <Maurice> Yeah I think both of you are disappointing
48:00 <Vagisil> yeh that doesnt mean shit to me lol
48:00 <Maurice> I feel bad for your idiot parents
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... oh you meant both of them are fuckwits?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you meant me 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you usually do 
49:00 <Vagisil> lol
49:00 <Vagisil> my parents are smart as fuck
49:00 <Vagisil> theyve got it made
49:00 <Maurice> Doubt it
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I am the brains trust of the family
49:00 <Maurice> They have you
49:00 <Vagisil> lol r u kidding me.. dad works like 1 day a week
49:00 <Vagisil> mum doesnt work at all
49:00 <Bastardly_One> who wasted it and rebeled to become a black sheep
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I am way wasted talent
49:00 <Maurice> They still have you, poor idiots
50:00 <Vagisil> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I was telling my kid that the other day 
50:00 <Vagisil> theyre coming up here in april
50:00 <Vagisil> gonna be boss as fuck
50:00 <Maurice> Ugh
50:00 <Vagisil> smash a weekend at el questro
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he was kind of perplexed why I don't own everything under the sun
50:00 <Maurice> Neither of you have a kid thingo
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like that's what happens if you keep on living on the fringes
51:00 <Vagisil> she cant have em either
51:00 <Vagisil> fuckin priceless
51:00 <Vagisil> all the fkn shit she gave jane
51:00 <Vagisil> turns out shes the vacant fanny
51:00 <Maurice> I have many of them without lying
52:00 <Vagisil> i forget the normal word for it
52:00 <Vagisil> it means empty or some shit
52:00 <Bastardly_One> shit hot
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're cheap
52:00 <Bastardly_One> http://displate.com/iconic-characters
52:00 <Bastardly_One> made out of metal
53:00 <Vagisil> oh wow
53:00 <Vagisil> Spoiler...
53:00 <Vagisil> chipe is element lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> positive?
53:00 <Vagisil> yep
53:00 <Bastardly_One> 1000%
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
53:00 <Bastardly_One> incoming on what to do 
53:00 <mandyjane> Bullshit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and specific 
55:00 <Vagisil> its dealt with by the looks of it
55:00 <Pieter> I have a lil one out there with half my dna
55:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
55:00 <Pieter> she'd be 14 now
55:00 <Vagisil> is this the first weve heard of Pieters kid?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> best bet is the one I told ya though
56:00 <Pieter> no legal parental rights though 
56:00 <mandyjane> Ur wrong Vagisil 
56:00 <Vagisil> negatory mandyjane
56:00 <Bastardly_One> this is made up bullshit I am sure
56:00 <Bastardly_One> never heard of a kid before
56:00 <Vagisil> yeh figures
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I should disown mine
57:00 <Vagisil> man 1am
57:00 <Bastardly_One> for his fucked up Japanese obsession
57:00 <stevenn> lol
57:00 <Vagisil> id chuck a sicky but ive got unfettered access to empty classrooms today
57:00 <Bastardly_One> stevenn I hear you had fun using my away nick too last night
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you imbeciles need hobbies
58:00 <Pieter> meh , first ... i have no parental rights whatsoever , I wasnt ready to be a daddy but belinda wanted to keep it and her mum was furious with me acting as if I wasnt taking responsibility for mah shit even though they both knew it wasnt right for me to be any kind of authority figure in someones life , theres already enough kids with fucked up lives in the world , why bring another one into 
58:00 <Pieter> a fucked up situation ... so they wanted nothing from me , didnt want me at the birth , etc 
58:00 <Vagisil> belinda.. sounds made up
58:00 <Vagisil> lol
58:00 <Pieter> hell i dont even have a copy of her birth extract / certificate 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> question
58:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know her full name?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the child's?
58:00 <Pieter> belinda abela 
59:00 <Pieter> maltese bitch
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah don't need to tell me 
59:00 <Pieter> her mum was hotter
59:00 <Bastardly_One> go looking on FB 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> My son and I found each other the same way
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and the ex can do shit as he is an adult :D
59:00 <Pieter> I already tried seeing if I could find her on facebook , ya think that wouldnt have been something a normal person would have attempted ?
59:00 <Vagisil> yeh if i was gonna find out i had a kid.. id want to find out after he turned adult
59:00 <Bastardly_One> keep hunting
59:00 <Vagisil> fuck CSA lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> put your name on the salvos list too
00:00 <Pieter> either shes got a different screen name or shes using another surname or hell , she was never a technical person , all she was into back then was commodores and getting with older guys
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you made her and can prove it 
00:00 <Vagisil> ahh.. first dates.. sharing needles
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so you have rights now you didn't beforehand
00:00 <Bastardly_One> like I had no rights 20yrs ago
00:00 <Vagisil> $200 private cock will find her
01:00 <Vagisil> fuck the run around
01:00 <Bastardly_One> if you can prove that then you've heaps of rights
01:00 <Pieter> 15 years since ive seen her so Im assuming that its a possibility that shes still the same kinda mess she was back then or shes changed and seeing as Im entirely different from who I was 15 years ago , I have to assume she could be all domesticated n shit now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I think DHS can even track her down for you 
01:00 <Vagisil> just give them name and address and year they lived there
01:00 <Vagisil> takes like half a day
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I know one child services dept can for sure
01:00 <Vagisil> yep
01:00 <Bastardly_One> one of my exes used to work there
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and deal with those cases
01:00 <Bastardly_One> like having to ring dads up and say
01:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what cunt?
02:00 <Pieter> and me writing that last whole comment is me being a silly f**k cos I didnt leave any room for any other whatifs n just wanted to say it to see if any one owuld catch on :/
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a father and you owe 10 thousand dollars!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
02:00 <Vagisil> theres only 1 woman that might have my kid.. and im waiting another decade before finding out if she had my kid
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so I know they can track her down for you
02:00 <mandyjane> Gutless
02:00 <Vagisil> Bastardly_One.. like i said.. CSA
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the ones
02:00 <Vagisil> she might not even have a kid at all
02:00 <Vagisil> but shes my only risk lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as I saw it I'd remember ... they're near Melb Central in Melbourne
03:00 <Bastardly_One> those offices
03:00 <Vagisil> she had a nigger kid to a sailor
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hey don't laugh but
03:00 <Vagisil> and we had unprot 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> my best mate thought he was the father of someone's baby for ages
03:00 <Bastardly_One> until it came out black
03:00 <Vagisil> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and well, that had to be the nigger threesome she had
03:00 <Pieter> Errrr , the only thing I have to 'worry' about if worrying is indeed the scenario that Id consider the worser of any other it be because Ive allowed the possibility of my allowing myself to be the someone who if she wanted to know where she came from when she was old enough then if she seeked me out I wont run away from her ...... 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> poor bastard was shattered
03:00 <Vagisil> thats gold
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he's more than made up for it since
04:00 <Pieter> But as for child support n shit goes I have no legal obligation and never will to pay a cent
04:00 <Bastardly_One> got 3 of his own now
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Vagisil> http://www.engadget.com/2015/01/28/paris-apartment-unreal-engine-4/
04:00 <Vagisil> fucing hell
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh look what I found?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> way fucking cool
06:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fabrily.com/ANTICIPATION
07:00 <Pieter> ANTICIPATION
07:00 <Pieter> leads to premature ejaculation kids
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a Rock Horror thing twit
07:00 <Bastardly_One> something Frankenfurter says
08:00 <Pieter> I never got into the rocky horror picture? show 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> there is someone on twitter that waited for FIVE years between posting
08:00 <Pieter> all i know of it is the time warp being danced by freaks
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I see you shiver in anticip ...
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and then five years later wront
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *wrore
08:00 <Pieter> anticipation , the one mega enemy of a druggie ;p
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *wrote fuckin
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ation
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so took them 5 yrs to finish the joke
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but way worth is if you're a RH fan
09:00 <Pieter> paris appt unreal engine ?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the pause is call when he says/sings it
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I saw that 
09:00 <Pieter> am i to assume someones running streamOS to run their appt ?
09:00 <Pieter> =p
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and was like ... um ok
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
09:00 <Bastardly_One> read the story 
09:00 <Pieter> steam
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just a model 
10:00 <Pieter> meh , i rather guess / allow logic / curiousity to take over first then Ill verify the fact / story
11:00 <Pieter> a model
11:00 <Pieter> must read now then
11:00 <Pieter> cos atleast my guess is cool
18:00 <Pieter> Using the unreal engine to move a camera using bot coding to get a headshot , ultrasound technology with nfra red to recognise retinal mapping whilst the ai bot side of the engine moves a motorized camera to track ya head , as soon as it identifies ya ya can enter ya door (*opens like a doom door with a red pass), door opens, the rest automated by sensors and x-10 aka automation crud .... 
18:00 <Pieter> pressing 1-7 on ya laser printed movement recognition to print a holographic like keyboard on ya wrist but instead of selecting a gun such as in the unreal engine games ya selecting a preset task whilst laser projections (100" laser hd like technology tv shit) becoming backgrounds like they used in Unreal Tournament such as open space .... all powered using a bullshit steamos based console 
18:00 <Pieter> like gizmo specific to the unreal engine ... NOW THAT would be awesome enough to paste a link in here , anything less than that of my imagination is useless so im not clicking it ! =)
18:00 <mandyjane> Oh wtf is that
18:00 <mandyjane> Too long. Didnt read
26:00 <Vagisil> lol
26:00 <Vagisil> bbl shower and probably bed
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
27:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for the report
37:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish
37:00 <slinky_J> rgthe most loved!
37:00 <slinky_J> righteous man
38:00 <slinky_J> ugly pug fugly gf man!
38:00 <slinky_J> gonna put down b1 again?
42:00 <Skirmish> He does it to himself. That job has been made redundant.
42:00 <slinky_J> haahaha
43:00 <slinky_J> tsk tsk
43:00 <slinky_J> Your ego again.
43:00 <slinky_J> one sec
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooook then
51:00 <Skirmish> Which 1500 word essay got your ban overturned B1? 
52:00 <slinky_J> oh gosh
52:00 <slinky_J> here he goes AGAIN
52:00 <slinky_J> you can handle me in other chan
53:00 <slinky_J> and diss b1 here?
53:00 <slinky_J> dude go fuck your pigfuckugly gf
53:00 <Skirmish> handle you? Really? You're Pieter from SA. What is there to handle? 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's quite simple
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but none of your business
57:00 <slinky_J> he's gone
57:00 <Bastardly_One> #1 I guessed who zlined me 
57:00 <slinky_J> apparently
57:00 <slinky_J> I was giving him shit
57:00 <slinky_J> in another chan
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh bullshit he is 
57:00 <slinky_J> :P
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he comes back and scrolls away
57:00 <Bastardly_One> seen his pathetic austnet blog?
57:00 <slinky_J> [04:26] <+Skirmish> I will leave this on so I can come home tonight and read more. Maybe I can put it on my blog! 
58:00 <slinky_J> aha blog
58:00 <slinky_J> he blogs?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I dared typo last night and its blog worthy apparently
58:00 <slinky_J> no 1
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking sad
58:00 <slinky_J> his gf looks like something outta Tolkein
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that obsessed he blogs about it 
58:00 <slinky_J> no 2
58:00 <slinky_J> he is not as smart as he thinks he is
59:00 <slinky_J> or he'd have made enough money to not be fucking a farm animal.
59:00 <slinky_J> 3 that is way wrong.
59:00 <beagle> i paid $20 for irc.
59:00 <slinky_J> ay chadz
59:00 <beagle> won a few $ on stupid pokies
59:00 <slinky_J> soz i cant come up tomz dude
59:00 <beagle> but i just know its rigged
59:00 <beagle> i know u cant josh
00:00 <slinky_J> oh wait
00:00 <slinky_J> if u pick me up
00:00 <slinky_J> i can
00:00 <beagle> i have $0 im sorry i cant come up pick me up
00:00 <slinky_J> ahhh
00:00 <beagle> coffee, please
00:00 <slinky_J> wtf u do
00:00 <beagle> u enjoying that new laptop
00:00 <beagle> u didnt do this with it
00:00 <beagle> shove it up your ass n sell it ?
00:00 <slinky_J> ay
00:00 <beagle> hehe
00:00 <slinky_J> u got booze ay?
00:00 <slinky_J> lolz
00:00 <slinky_J> nice nice
01:00 <slinky_J> haha
01:00 <beagle> josh noethin is open
01:00 <slinky_J> no shit
01:00 <slinky_J> 4 30am
01:00 <slinky_J> drug dealers open
01:00 <beagle> okay well pay that way and u can cause im certain u care less
01:00 <slinky_J> maybe buy some magic potion make Skirmish gf look pretty
02:00 <beagle> gee josh do u have a habit of saying a few words
02:00 <beagle> man just make yer mind up dummie
02:00 <beagle> i cant just call someone for you
02:00 <slinky_J> well dude
02:00 <slinky_J> later today?
02:00 <beagle> maybe.
02:00 <beagle> i cant really afford to go anywhere either
02:00 <slinky_J> kk
02:00 <beagle> without fun.
02:00 <beagle> yeah, fun
02:00 <slinky_J> yer
02:00 <beagle> gee like going out tonight was until spent extra online 40
02:00 <slinky_J> well
02:00 <beagle> fucking dumbass lol
03:00 <slinky_J> leave it till another time man
03:00 <slinky_J> fk u dumbass
03:00 <beagle> why cause youre going to sleep all day
03:00 <beagle> i didnt mean you.
03:00 <beagle> man did you take your meds
03:00 <beagle> or just another so called red wine
03:00 <slinky_J> always do
03:00 <slinky_J> nope
03:00 <slinky_J> drinking tea
04:00 <slinky_J> it's 4:34 now man
04:00 <stevenn> crakcy
04:00 <slinky_J> I think we're both going to wake up in the afternoon
05:00 <slinky_J> stives
05:00 <slinky_J> so my donate to steven plan for free for u didnt work ey
05:00 <slinky_J> lel!!!
05:00 <stevenn> haha
05:00 <stevenn> im back at work on monday
05:00 <slinky_J> ahahaaha
05:00 <stevenn> :~(
06:00 <slinky_J> naw is good
06:00 <beagle> when i went to play online pokies i switched off all 4 microphones well 3 hardware ones
06:00 <slinky_J> less time to put up with ten yr olds wanting mods
06:00 <slinky_J> :P
06:00 <stevenn> haha yeah
06:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
06:00 <beagle> gives back money losing 10 dollars n then all goes down drain, not quite the 750 thousand dollar jackpot
06:00 <beagle> atleast they didnt hear me 
06:00 <stevenn> that kid who disputed, i won !
06:00 <stevenn> :P
06:00 <slinky_J> and quality time with E
06:00 <slinky_J> ;)
07:00 <stevenn> gt my $30
07:00 <slinky_J> ananahahah
07:00 <slinky_J> real money?
07:00 <stevenn> he made up fake logs and sent them to paypal
07:00 <stevenn> yea
07:00 <slinky_J> nice
07:00 <slinky_J> hmm
07:00 <stevenn> so i made a fake invoice
07:00 <beagle> someone lend me 1000 dollars please [email protected] please pay soon i think i have a cat to feed, she has a good tray
07:00 <stevenn> sent it to paypal
07:00 <slinky_J> has me thunkin
07:00 <slinky_J> ye
07:00 <stevenn> how did yo uthink the paid me ?:P
08:00 <slinky_J> BYE BIIATCH
08:00 <beagle> someone asked me for lending 500 so i lent it, and now theyre saying theyre going to take forever.
08:00 <stevenn> REAL money only!
08:00 <beagle> i hope not.
08:00 <slinky_J> yeah
08:00 <stevenn> sometimes i take itunes card for my g/f
08:00 <beagle> im making a gay yorkshire black tea
08:00 <stevenn> but she has so many i dont acept em no more
08:00 <slinky_J> man
08:00 <beagle> atleast its not really gay, i use double bags
08:00 <slinky_J> we gotta talk about this shit
08:00 <slinky_J> in pm
08:00 <slinky_J> sometime
08:00 <stevenn> yeah !
09:00 <slinky_J> ;D
09:00 <beagle> hrm lets see here, this keyboard of yours, josh ... fast ?
09:00 <slinky_J> I'm gonna have a cig
09:00 <slinky_J> and crank a tune
09:00 <slinky_J> in headset
09:00 <slinky_J> dyin for cig man
09:00 <beagle> when people type fast im like i thought i typed fast did you write it into notepad and paste it
09:00 <slinky_J> I b on for ages
09:00 <slinky_J> stevenn u bastard but
10:00 <beagle> perhaps they didnt know the /timer command thingo where hrmm no its /play ... txt file blah blah gimme beer.
10:00 <beagle> slinky_J u fry
10:00 <slinky_J> i gotta get elective surgery
10:00 <slinky_J> on my hand
10:00 <slinky_J> lol
10:00 <slinky_J> so i can go back work 
10:00 <stevenn> to much jerking
10:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
10:00 <beagle> back to work ? gee they dont have irc at work 
10:00 <slinky_J> thats like wrist shit or somethin
10:00 <slinky_J> nah
10:00 <beagle> i spose they have that word on irc 'work'
10:00 <slinky_J> broke middle finger bone in my hand
10:00 <slinky_J> pushed it up
10:00 <slinky_J> so my middle knuckle is HUGE
11:00 <slinky_J> i can feel this loose bone
11:00 <slinky_J> ahah
12:00 <stevenn> yea
12:00 <stevenn> i just broke my arm
12:00 <stevenn> well
12:00 <stevenn> 5 months ago
12:00 <stevenn> :P
12:00 <beagle> does it feel healed?
12:00 <beagle> how heck u break it
12:00 <beagle> what again
13:00 <beagle> last time it was yer ankel
14:00 <stevenn> at work moving a roll of paper (150kg - 200kg)
14:00 <slinky_J> hmm
15:00 <slinky_J> thinkin
15:00 <slinky_J> sell my 2 grand engaement ring
15:00 <beagle> ive minuts 40 in paypal
15:00 <beagle> and i go to pay them
15:00 <slinky_J> get some shit I want from that
15:00 <beagle> and they go no its 40.71
15:00 <slinky_J> like historic atlas
15:00 <beagle> so i go to find out how to pay them tonight how long
15:00 <beagle> and im like fuck it , going on pokies perhaps both us
15:00 <beagle> i might call them but 
15:00 <beagle> theres no 24hr
15:00 <beagle> yeah but isps have 24hr
16:00 <beagle> banks i guess atleast used to
16:00 <slinky_J> chill
16:00 <beagle> if not now
16:00 <slinky_J> c u tomoz
16:00 <beagle> and fucking paypal.
16:00 <slinky_J> pick me up
16:00 <slinky_J> come up
16:00 <beagle> "i dont have enough dosh'
16:00 <beagle> '
16:00 <slinky_J> oh
16:00 <beagle> then i dont.
16:00 <slinky_J> what
16:00 <beagle> i would liked to
16:00 <slinky_J> ahh
16:00 <beagle> that is not a difference in your life
16:00 <slinky_J> kk
16:00 <beagle> as you are the one asking 
16:00 <slinky_J> next time bro
16:00 <beagle> then u shall only if its worth for both.
16:00 <beagle> ....
16:00 <beagle> costs a fair bit
16:00 <slinky_J> oi
16:00 <beagle> would put me back 100 or so
17:00 <beagle> i need booze too dude
17:00 <slinky_J> sinead o'connor
17:00 <slinky_J> is comin adels
17:00 <slinky_J> brb
17:00 <beagle> u remind me of a friend mine ive even known longer she lives near you
17:00 <beagle> kinda wanted u to meet her
17:00 <beagle> didnt know.
17:00 <beagle> lol.
17:00 <slinky_J> gram wore off and im hyypiiioo
17:00 <stevenn> haha
17:00 <stevenn> i havnt had weed for 2 days
17:00 <slinky_J> lel
17:00 <stevenn> almost a record
17:00 <slinky_J> <3 coke
18:00 <slinky_J> brb
19:00 <beagle> not sure i can afford to spend much if u come up here
19:00 <beagle> if i can work it out
19:00 <beagle> put some in bank even while im at it
19:00 <beagle> then certainly.
19:00 <beagle> shuuuuurrrrrrrrr
19:00 <beagle> :P
19:00 <beagle> all my life people around me that dont know each other conflict even without meeting each other and u 
20:00 <beagle> get sick of it.
20:00 <beagle> well they dont they get off on it
20:00 <beagle> :/
20:00 <beagle> u have no idea on how to say yes or no or maybe
20:00 <beagle> but its always 'this way i dont know anyone im not the one'
20:00 <beagle> its ok
20:00 <beagle> i am alone.
20:00 <beagle> either way.
22:00 <beagle> i put tons of milk in the yorkshire tea
22:00 <slinky_J> too much frme to read
22:00 <beagle> and while im pouring it
22:00 <slinky_J> brb
22:00 <beagle> i smelt the tea, fucken awesome smell
22:00 <beagle> must i really need to change from coffee?
22:00 <beagle> well, yeah
22:00 <beagle> it was lucies suggestion
22:00 <beagle> and then i bought some at the shop
22:00 <beagle> 3/4 of its gone when i get back weeks later
23:00 <beagle> lol
23:00 <beagle> gone er i mean still there but its not green tea ::(
23:00 <beagle> alskdfhalkds;hf
23:00 <beagle> fucking typos 
23:00 <beagle> sal;dfkalksdf;alkjsfd
23:00 <beagle> argh ! ok hurry back just make sure dont trip over your whiskey :)
24:00 <beagle> if you smoke 'grams' u cant meet friend near you she gave up
24:00 <beagle> 'grams'
25:00 <Pieter> Oh man , cant wait but cant move
25:00 <Pieter> im standin on the roof top shoutin out baibee im ready to goo
27:00 <beagle> so you are barbie
27:00 <beagle> what is her last name
27:00 <beagle> oh, baibee
27:00 <beagle> some gay song, sorry
27:00 <slinky_J> I like seeing ur nick
27:00 <beagle> hey u aint one that had to switch from coffee to black tea
27:00 <slinky_J> over Skirmish
27:00 <slinky_J> dude quit
27:00 <beagle> as;fdlkjasdlfjasdf yeah so many types
27:00 <slinky_J> i
27:00 <slinky_J> asdasndajsndjaksdjkas
27:00 <slinky_J> cunt
27:00 <slinky_J> asnhdauisd
27:00 <beagle> slinky_J u can smoke i dont care but i forgot she gave up as she drives
28:00 <slinky_J> pick me up today?
28:00 <beagle> well u meant Pieter or me first
28:00 <beagle> hard to understand those that dont specify who they are talking to
28:00 <beagle> drives me mental
28:00 <beagle> i dont know, slinky_J.
28:00 <beagle> i dont know.
28:00 <slinky_J> or u spent all ur cash
28:00 <slinky_J> ?
28:00 <beagle> no , i did not
28:00 <beagle> but it must be spent on atleast food
28:00 <slinky_J> nice
28:00 <slinky_J> so
28:00 <beagle> perhaps smokes
28:00 <slinky_J> still drinks?
28:00 <beagle> beer if i feel like losing out on paying other shit
28:00 <slinky_J> if ur neighbour drives?
28:00 <beagle> what is 'still' for a drink
29:00 <slinky_J> go beach first?
29:00 <beagle> so u wanna bring those bottles red wine or 
29:00 <beagle> well i think it could be fun !
29:00 <beagle> hrmm this guys hasty
29:00 <stevenn> im off to bed, night guys.
29:00 <BlackDevil> beagle
29:00 <slinky_J> nah i gave them to my neighbour for some buds
29:00 <slinky_J> :P
29:00 <BlackDevil> can we have a baby?
29:00 <beagle> man if u just really settle with a girl, slinky_J, u wouldnt act like this to me
29:00 <slinky_J> they were shitty 3 dollar bottles man
30:00 <slinky_J> get u pissed if u ave like 4 of em
30:00 <beagle> yeah i asked i said worth 15 but now u say
30:00 <beagle> lol.
30:00 <beagle> i was going to buy beer.
30:00 <slinky_J> u said that anyway
31:00 <mandyjane> Gay asf
31:00 <beagle> if youre flat broke i cant really ask someone it would be up to just u and me you'd probably need a bus but i can ask if he doesnt need more than 25 petrol. i doubt it.
31:00 <slinky_J> b4 i said id bring them
31:00 <slinky_J> but fk me dude
31:00 <slinky_J> Hmm
31:00 <beagle> 30 dollar
31:00 <beagle> 30 dollar please 10 those thanks
31:00 <beagle> lol
31:00 <beagle> bah
31:00 <beagle> i like from shop, fresh
31:00 <slinky_J> nah
31:00 <slinky_J> u owe me
31:00 <beagle> nah
32:00 <slinky_J> yer
32:00 <beagle> im sure we could find some somebody to love you
32:00 <beagle> what do u say i owe u for
32:00 <beagle> being away after being a cunt ?
32:00 <beagle> lol
32:00 <beagle> bah.
32:00 <slinky_J> last time
32:00 <slinky_J> here
32:00 <beagle> i dont have much money i tried to offer and youre just being a cunt, now.
32:00 <beagle> i cant just offer what i dont really have to give 
32:00 <beagle> im unsure if you'd want to come up here.
32:00 <slinky_J> I bought two bottlesz
33:00 <beagle> as i am.
33:00 <slinky_J> owe me
33:00 <beagle> owe what
33:00 <beagle> owe u to get bored of you asking like a punk
33:00 <beagle> or 
33:00 <slinky_J> mine
33:00 <beagle> man im glad u drank more
33:00 <slinky_J> my joint
33:00 <beagle> well enjoy 
33:00 <beagle> its easier
33:00 <beagle> but the bus from here sucks
33:00 <beagle> forget it i thought i had a good idea its easier to just one other or nother time.
33:00 <beagle> u had that right
33:00 <beagle> 3rd degrees
33:00 <beagle> er
33:00 <beagle> speaking that
33:00 <beagle> what is temp today i did ask
34:00 <beagle> ?
34:00 <slinky_J> we got pissed as off of me
34:00 <beagle> probably warm like 30 or something
34:00 <beagle> the wine u give 
34:00 <beagle> u wish to give more if its that
34:00 <slinky_J> fk it
34:00 <beagle> well u dont know them
34:00 <slinky_J> idc
34:00 <beagle> thats true
34:00 <beagle> well i dont either tbh
34:00 <beagle> brb
34:00 <slinky_J> k
34:00 <slinky_J> feel like we're gion out
35:00 <slinky_J> fk sake
35:00 <slinky_J> rather murder skirmish gr with a rifle
35:00 <slinky_J> bushpig!
36:00 <beagle> lol sounds like u wanna stay home
37:00 <slinky_J> oi
37:00 <slinky_J> this bird sonja just come back
37:00 <slinky_J> gtg
37:00 <slinky_J> pce
38:00 <beagle> gonna have bread n margarine lol
38:00 <beagle> its all i have till i go shopping
38:00 <beagle> dunno if ill buy beer im hungry i have this new fridge, as well
38:00 <stevenn> give him this
38:00 <stevenn> http://prntscr.com/5ym6zx
38:00 <beagle> tho no levels atleast it didnt break from neighbours so called brother in law.
38:00 <beagle> he also broke the wire door
38:00 <beagle> so he's a retard she keeps telling me he is
38:00 <beagle> but he isnt when he is sober
39:00 <beagle> oh well i cant blame him i go nuts drunk sometimes .... 
39:00 <beagle> often ?
39:00 <beagle> but often i feel atleast remember i love being drunk
39:00 <beagle> brb toast
40:00 <beagle> tasty
40:00 <beagle> fast like a gen y on heat
42:00 <beagle> fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk tasty
43:00 <beagle> if u really wanna come up i have to try make it for what ? day ? the night ?
43:00 <beagle> tomorrow 
43:00 <slinky_J> she fell asleep
43:00 <slinky_J> lol
43:00 <beagle> i doubt u really wanna
43:00 <beagle> u have a bird there ?
43:00 <slinky_J> im watchinsome indian doco
43:00 <beagle> a movie.
43:00 <beagle> well i just farted , and its very smelly
43:00 <beagle> brb more toast
43:00 <beagle> indian
43:00 <beagle> indians like fart porn lol
46:00 <stevenn> haha
46:00 <stevenn> indians watch porn ?
49:00 <beagle> do you
50:00 <beagle> they make porn like even aussies do
50:00 <beagle> you maniac asking 
50:00 <beagle> aussies dont make ... much less than others
50:00 <beagle> stupidly all we do find is euro or american unless we pay for aussie
51:00 <beagle> but is it spose to be nearby. what if its like cartmans mother
51:00 <beagle> one best aussie porno i saw was at the beach
51:00 <beagle> theres whole site dedicated to it
51:00 <beagle> its not bad but i wouldnt exactly say 'hot' more 'irritating'
51:00 <beagle> but the best stuff
51:00 <beagle> would cost heaps in subscription
52:00 <beagle> when u go to king reality or whatever its rip off i pay dollar n they wanna put me on contract for 2 years at 30 then say 16 dollars after i spend 20 calling them to cancel original
52:00 <beagle> xhamsters the best atleast its free
52:00 <beagle> xvideo is bit more bizarre
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuq.com
52:00 <beagle> but theres no free good aussie porn, but it exists
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a hub for all of them
52:00 <beagle> make ur own lol said slinky_J once
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah try fuq
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they have a couple
52:00 <beagle> bah u make ur own i logged into fucking xhamster u first
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll have to search
53:00 <Bastardly_One> won't be like under categories
53:00 <beagle> that sire is complete and utter advertise driven even too advertise driven shit.
53:00 <beagle> site
53:00 <beagle> but most of them are ;)
54:00 <beagle> i recorded 80 + hours of porn from websites
54:00 <beagle> over about hrmm 6 + months
54:00 <beagle> bit after lucie and i stopped fucking
54:00 <beagle> cause she had a psycho come over that almost killed me
54:00 <beagle> and i didnt really trust her
54:00 <beagle> specially dont trust someone if they go on about how they dont trust u and dont listen.
54:00 <beagle> they had her under control
55:00 <beagle> i didnt really wanna be part of it 
55:00 <beagle> when i realised.
55:00 <beagle> they cover it up letting her drink dont ask her tell me that her meds and alcohol cant mix
55:00 <beagle> they are powerless
55:00 <beagle> because she has no control
55:00 <beagle> i hope she is okay tho because
55:00 <beagle> i dont wanna be drawn into her shit no longer 
55:00 <beagle> but she didnt just jump into it unless
55:00 <beagle> they have nothing better to do
56:00 <BlackDevil> beagle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLqVxC6JWIM
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: VR Porn Reactions on Oculus From First-Time Virtual Reality Viewers (Jan 21, 2015) - Category: Entertainment - views - 7,635 likes (96.9%), 241 dislikes (3.1%)
57:00 <beagle> vr costs 15,000 dollars
57:00 <beagle> i dont have it.
57:00 <beagle> thanks tho, i really appreciate it
57:00 <beagle> they said vr would be affordable in while from now, 5 years from now or so
58:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.fuq.com
58:00 <beagle> lol meanwhile its emf radiation meter for electicity 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll keep you fapping for a while
58:00 <beagle> pornhub.com
58:00 <beagle> okay if u stop pasting i know u fucking like it
00:00 <BlackDevil> ?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oops to this
01:00 <Bastardly_One> http://file.answcdn.com/answ-cld/image/upload/w_688,h_457,c_fill,g_face:center,q_60,f_jpg/v1418830478/s9fyl3hhe9kkrravpacy.png
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the advert crashed eh?
05:00 <nath> hi mandyjane
08:00 <beagle> .
09:00 <beagle> are you on nbn
09:00 <beagle> the topic url just doenst work for me , much lag
09:00 <beagle> not bad adsl2 etc etc but one at a time lol tries load all em at once u play first it lags while loads others. its stupid its meant for someone with 1trillion bit internet
03:00 <HeH> its a reefer do u want some jack
03:00 <HeH> lols
58:00 <beagle> anyone know about paypal its 40 dollars in debt do they give u few weeks to pay without making fees
59:00 <beagle> hey
01:00 <DoC> paypal sucks
01:00 <DoC> fuck off beagle
05:00 <beagle> not usually fuckstick
05:00 <beagle> fishpond thought they got money ... it was from bank not paypal ! wtf going on 
05:00 <beagle> is paypal ripping me off
05:00 <beagle> u only think it sucks cause ya dont use ebay
13:00 <BlackDevil> beagle
13:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/zkJ0OqL-1.jpg
34:00 <BlackDevil> . http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/zkJ0OqL-1.jpg
42:00 <slinky_J> ye of little sleep :(
44:00 <BlackDevil> i want to sleep
44:00 <BlackDevil> but your mum keeps me up
45:00 <Ana_Ng> why do i stay up late
45:00 <Ana_Ng> on a work night
45:00 <BlackDevil> drugs
45:00 <Ana_Ng> whyyyyy
46:00 <Ana_Ng> no
47:00 <slinky_J> you know who else loves sleep
47:00 <slinky_J> MY MOM!
47:00 <slinky_J> ehehehe Regular Show :P
56:00 <beagle> i have nothing but bread and margarine
56:00 <beagle> okay list starting
56:00 <beagle> ...
56:00 <beagle> can opener ...
16:00 <slinky_J> aye beagle
16:00 <slinky_J> u comin down here today?
17:00 <slinky_J> n brb cig
17:00 <beagle> just printed out a shopping list
17:00 <beagle> mum and sister are coming over here
17:00 <beagle> probably going to bitch about me getting a haircut 
18:00 <beagle> not sure i have to call a neighbour see if he wants to but it would use allllll the money and i allready have carton arriving
18:00 <beagle> it was definately easier if u visited me today instead of me visiting you
18:00 <beagle> if that was possible
24:00 <slinky_J> lol haircut
24:00 <slinky_J> u and ur nice long hair
24:00 <slinky_J> gime some
24:00 <slinky_J> man i cant get up there bro
24:00 <slinky_J> let's just do it when you can come down here and crash the night yeah
24:00 <slinky_J> get ur car back so u can drive!
24:00 <slinky_J> :P
27:00 <BlackDevil> beagle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3AVcCggRnU
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ted 2 - Official Trailer (HD) (Jan 29, 2015) - Category: Entertainment - 217,421 views - 10,858 likes (97.4%), 291 dislikes (2.6%)
29:00 <beagle> ted hrm dunno if i liked first one
29:00 <beagle> saw it ages ago
29:00 <beagle> at neighbours
29:00 <beagle> he gets stoned n shit
31:00 <beagle> ok second movie seems better
31:00 <beagle> so rediculous
32:00 <beagle> :)
32:00 <beagle> how come it reminds me of 'cable guy'
32:00 <beagle> on the laughs level
39:00 <slinky_J> hm
24:00 <slinky_J> beagle
24:00 <slinky_J> You still want me come up today?
24:00 <slinky_J> I figure, your mate still wants to go beach, fuck it I'll come up and figure out a way home tomorrow or something, yeah?
34:00 <slinky_J> msg me when ur back beagle
34:00 <slinky_J> Mew and Loof log in at the same time
34:00 <slinky_J> must be low IQ close to retard hour.
38:00 <Loof> i did a shit
38:00 <StrykerX> Low IQ? Retard hour?
38:00 <StrykerX> Piet's about to jump on?
47:00 <slinky_J> lol
47:00 <slinky_J> I'm thinking selling my xbox 360 today
47:00 <slinky_J> i dont use the thing
48:00 <slinky_J> just I don't want to trade EB cause ther're no games I want
48:00 <slinky_J> so that leaves cash converters
48:00 <slinky_J> n I never do that shit
49:00 <slinky_J> oh StrykerX, that girl I mentioned last night, she totally wants to go on a roadie up York 
49:00 <slinky_J> funny 'cause the last chick I fucked was half english half german and so is she
49:00 <Kelevra> Sell it on Gumtree or look up privately owned pawn shops
49:00 <slinky_J> naw I sold ps4 on gumtree
50:00 <slinky_J> this would get me out the house in this heat, mel
50:00 <Kelevra> How much did you get? 
50:00 <slinky_J> uno, some shit to do for a couple hours
50:00 <slinky_J> oh it was boxed up
50:00 <BlackDevil> SUGE KNIGHT
50:00 <BlackDevil> RUNS OVER MAN IN COMPTON ...
50:00 <BlackDevil> VICTIM IS DEAD
50:00 <slinky_J> but got 500 str8 for it
50:00 <Kelevra> So was mine that I sold
50:00 <Loof> http://youtu.be/a8K8pAMkf2w
50:00 <slinky_J> yeah my best mate hooked it up on the gum
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Phantogram - When I'm Small (live acoustic on Big Ugly Yellow Couch) (Apr 27, 2010) - Category: Music - 258,536 views - 2,623 likes (99.3%), 19 dislikes (0.7%)
51:00 <Kelevra> I just wanted mine gone before Angel broke it lol
51:00 <slinky_J> second hand not used could've pushed price up but I went with him on it bring it to 5 straight
51:00 <slinky_J> got sold two days
51:00 <slinky_J> the 360 is way used man not shit but I take it n games n axsries to cash converters in town
51:00 <slinky_J> could go see a movie at palace nova uno
52:00 <Kelevra> I sold mine to a woman with 8 kids lol
52:00 <slinky_J> oh mel that girl wants to come over soon
52:00 <slinky_J> 8 kids
52:00 <Kelevra> Let her come over
52:00 <slinky_J> fucking breeder
52:00 <slinky_J> yer
52:00 <slinky_J> who would've thunk it ey
52:00 <Kelevra> Yeah it looked like a gang rocking up to my house
52:00 <Kelevra> Lol
52:00 <slinky_J> i showed u pic?
52:00 <Kelevra> Nah you didnt
52:00 <slinky_J> oh
52:00 <slinky_J> man im a sucker for half english half german
53:00 <slinky_J> after the last chick I fucked was that
53:00 <slinky_J> lol
53:00 <slinky_J> but I kind've want to be friend zoned with this girl
53:00 <Kelevra> Never met one, met a half philo half German though
53:00 <slinky_J> thought about it a lot last night after she went to bed
53:00 <slinky_J> k hollup
53:00 <Kelevra> Kk
54:00 <slinky_J> the 1 on the left
54:00 <slinky_J> she's a twin ey
54:00 <slinky_J> lol
54:00 <slinky_J> real cutie in person man
54:00 <StrykerX> Forgot I was on here heh
54:00 <slinky_J> she's at work but on fb now
55:00 <Kelevra> She looks like my cousin
55:00 <StrykerX> Half pom half krout.. What a mix.
55:00 <slinky_J> I'm holding off msging her til she msgs me back from last nite ahah
55:00 <slinky_J> lol
55:00 <slinky_J> so
55:00 <slinky_J> your cousin
55:00 <slinky_J> her n her twin
55:00 <slinky_J> and me in a room
55:00 <Kelevra> Haha dirty kent
56:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
56:00 <StrykerX> I reckon Mel's cousin would knock you out of the room on her own.
56:00 <slinky_J> i srs wanna be friend zoned but
56:00 <StrykerX> If she's as fiesty as Mel.
56:00 <StrykerX> :P
56:00 <slinky_J> if she wants me come up york with her
56:00 <slinky_J> n she wants to come over
56:00 <Kelevra> Haha Nah she's placid but amazing
56:00 <slinky_J> I don't like emotions man
56:00 <slinky_J> getting touchy feely
56:00 <slinky_J> and shit
56:00 <StrykerX> slinky_J, friends with benefits?
57:00 <slinky_J> lolz
57:00 <StrykerX> ;
57:00 <StrykerX> )
57:00 <slinky_J> naw man
57:00 <slinky_J> im celebate yo
57:00 <Kelevra> Three kids and the body of a teen, she's 40 something, lucky bitch
57:00 <slinky_J> I take my frustration out onna boxing bag or my dick.
57:00 <slinky_J> 2 kids is enough!
57:00 <Loof> sure enough, i've got my hand on my cock right now
57:00 <slinky_J> xD
57:00 <StrykerX> Lucky woman
57:00 <slinky_J> lol Loof
57:00 <Kelevra> Well two are twins
57:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
57:00 <slinky_J> one hand on the dick one hand typing
57:00 <slinky_J> u got skills Loof
58:00 <slinky_J> can't blame her for that then mel
58:00 <slinky_J> bbs i gotta see my neighbour
58:00 <Kelevra> Kk
00:00 <slinky_J> damn
00:00 <slinky_J> coulda got a lift but he's goin back to his work see if he can get back onna job
00:00 <slinky_J> guess I gotta walk to tram haha
01:00 <Kelevra> Isn't there like only one tram in Adelaide?
01:00 <StrykerX> They have trams in Adelaide?
01:00 <Kelevra> Oh wait
02:00 <Kelevra> They made one from the city that goes to Josh's or past
02:00 <Loof> slinky_J's mum is the local tram, everyone has a ride
02:00 <Kelevra> I remember the work was being done the year I moved back
03:00 <StrykerX> I'm thinking a hamburger from the fish n chip shop
03:00 <Kelevra> I hate the tramline near here, they're the old ones
03:00 <Kelevra> Hard to get a pram on them
03:00 <StrykerX> Hard to get a person on them
03:00 <StrykerX> The steps are step
03:00 <StrykerX> Steep*
04:00 <Kelevra> StrykerX: what kind? I'm thinking of a toastie or lamb and cheese sanga
04:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I hate the ones with the steps
04:00 <Kelevra> And there's no platform at the local stop
04:00 <StrykerX> I'm tossing up between a hamburger with the lot (walking distance) or a kebab (driving distance)
04:00 <Kelevra> Mmmm kebab garlic sauce
04:00 <StrykerX> Yesss the temptation
05:00 <Loof> mmm weed
05:00 <slinky_J> oh sick
05:00 <slinky_J> I can sell these fkn 400 dollar headset for them
05:00 <slinky_J> fucking sick of this 360 sittin around doin nothing
06:00 <Loof> take me to the fire, throw me in the flamesss
06:00 <slinky_J> go grab gta v n see a movie offa sellin this
06:00 <slinky_J> ilu baebz
06:00 <slinky_J> I menez im in wuv wit Kelevra but it's a 3way thing bro ;)
06:00 <Kelevra> Haha
07:00 <Kelevra> Omg my friend got a bottle of vodka and a bottle of gin that are hugeeeeeee, so big she has to send them interstate to get them home lol
07:00 <Loof> ew grog
08:00 <Kelevra> You wouldn't be saying that if you were her age, bloody youngens
08:00 <Kelevra> I used to like gin
11:00 <StrykerX> Loof only likes drugs
11:00 <StrykerX> You'll have to excuse him.
11:00 <StrykerX> Ordered my hamburger, I'll wander up shortly to get it.
11:00 <Kelevra> Fineeeee go against what I'd like to eat
11:00 <Kelevra> Traitor
11:00 <Kelevra> =P
12:00 <StrykerX> :>
12:00 <StrykerX> Cbf driving
12:00 <StrykerX> 2 min walk vs 6 min drive
14:00 <Loof> bongk
14:00 <mrgrumpy> how slow do you drive or do you walk really quickly?!
15:00 <Kelevra> Saves petrol
15:00 <Loof> `seen Doodle
16:00 <StrykerX> Speed limit lol
16:00 <Kelevra> Look in your pants pat
16:00 <StrykerX> And I don't walk slow
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <Kelevra> =P
16:00 <Loof> got a telescope?
16:00 <Kelevra> Haha aww
16:00 <Acan> My penis is telescopic
16:00 <mrgrumpy> but surely you don't drive only 3 times faster than you can walk?!
17:00 <mrgrumpy> :P
17:00 <StrykerX> Haha
17:00 <StrykerX> Fish n chip shop is 4 houses up
17:00 <StrykerX> Kebab shop is 1.5km away
17:00 <mrgrumpy> or do you count your reversing out the drive and buckling up 
17:00 <mrgrumpy> lose a good minute each way then :P
18:00 <StrykerX> Yup!
18:00 <StrykerX> :D
18:00 <StrykerX> Brb walking
18:00 <Loof> i hate backing out on a main road
18:00 <Loof> will never master it
18:00 <Loof> cunt tree cant see shit
18:00 <mrgrumpy> but I bet you love backing onto a hard cock :P
19:00 <Loof> funny
19:00 <Loof> go back to idling
20:00 <Loof> wow he actually did
20:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <slinky_J> fk me
21:00 <slinky_J> its hot out
21:00 <Loof> mmm weeeeeed
21:00 <Kelevra> Heatherton road is a bitch like that
21:00 <slinky_J> oh bro
22:00 <Loof> I DONT CARE, I LOVE IT
22:00 <slinky_J> Loof
22:00 <Loof> yeah it is
22:00 <slinky_J> my neighbour asks me yesterday
22:00 <slinky_J> i had the 25 for the bag
22:00 <Kelevra> Springy wouldn't be so bad cause they have the service roads
22:00 <slinky_J> he packs a fat oldschool adelaide bag bro
22:00 <slinky_J> he's back in the day style
22:00 <Loof> and asian drivers everywhere
22:00 <Loof> :P
22:00 <Kelevra> Haha bloody Asian drivers
22:00 <slinky_J> I had nothin left aafter bills n rent n food n cigs
22:00 <slinky_J> i like asians
22:00 <slinky_J> oh speaking of them
23:00 <slinky_J> i shouold hit up matty today
23:00 <slinky_J> I tell you mel
23:00 <slinky_J> ur in melb
23:00 <slinky_J> JR r a shit crew
23:00 <StrykerX> Mmm food
23:00 <slinky_J> maoris r good
23:00 <slinky_J> but the azns
23:00 <slinky_J> good to have on ur side
23:00 <slinky_J> fuck up anybody fucks with u ;)
24:00 <slinky_J> I can hook you up with mongrels or azns
24:00 <Kelevra> Lol join the club, that's why I'm considering getting this housemate in
24:00 <slinky_J> here, I get into some shit in town there're always asian dudes ino viets or chinese
24:00 <Kelevra> But I think its illegal to sublet 
24:00 <slinky_J> yeah?
24:00 <slinky_J>  Yeah
25:00 <slinky_J> like I had Kristin, show u a pic great canadian girl
25:00 <slinky_J> back in canada now, so wana go there lol
25:00 <StrykerX> Not illegal
25:00 <slinky_J> only 2 weeks
25:00 <slinky_J> i can have somebody stay
25:00 <StrykerX> Just run it by landlord first
25:00 <slinky_J> unless im in a relationship
25:00 <Kelevra> Well cause I signed the lease, but I guess if I only charge her for food and bills it might be legal cause I'd not Nie receiving rent as such
25:00 <slinky_J> it was over 2013 xmas so she stayed 3 :P
25:00 <slinky_J> well
26:00 <slinky_J> I mean
26:00 <Kelevra> Be*
26:00 <slinky_J> to say like
26:00 <frayedknot> subletting is legal, you have to get approval from the landlord but they cannot 'unreasonly' without consent
26:00 <slinky_J> you have n Angel
26:00 <slinky_J> so priority right
26:00 <frayedknot> unreasonably* withhold*
26:00 <Kelevra> Oh yeah
26:00 <slinky_J> mmm
26:00 <slinky_J> can't have some wanker
26:00 <slinky_J> like john
26:00 <slinky_J> around
26:00 <slinky_J> uno
27:00 <slinky_J> if u can let outta room u can find loop holes
27:00 <slinky_J> I know all about this cause mum taught  me
27:00 <slinky_J> it's a viable oppertunity to let out a room for say, seventy dollars a week
28:00 <slinky_J> the more stuff they have raise the price
28:00 <slinky_J> ;)
28:00 <slinky_J> 120 a week
28:00 <slinky_J> if they dont have a couch, 70.
28:00 <slinky_J> or 75 to b safe.
28:00 <slinky_J> loopholes cause you can trap a person saying youre paying top rent
29:00 <Kelevra> Oh I'd move angels cot in my room and free up her room but its a catch 22 in a way cause my lease runs out in april
29:00 <slinky_J> top rent is when more than one person lives in the place
29:00 <Kelevra> But then I think you can do month to month 
29:00 <slinky_J> and you an extort them for that amount
29:00 <slinky_J> yer
29:00 <slinky_J> well first is Angel
29:00 <slinky_J> then s what stuff does this person bring
30:00 <slinky_J> and what personality wise, behavior they bring
30:00 <slinky_J> and still rip them off anyway
30:00 <Loof> childcare days rule
30:00 <slinky_J> ;)
30:00 <slinky_J> lolz
30:00 <slinky_J> Loof is on the ball
30:00 <slinky_J> u rippem
30:00 <Kelevra> I'd be more scared of them ripping me off
30:00 <slinky_J> nobody want a fine print 
30:00 <slinky_J> yer
30:00 <slinky_J> well
30:00 <slinky_J> girls can be way nasty
31:00 <slinky_J> so do u need someone else in?
31:00 <slinky_J> You msg me when and I'll ask mum about the rules again
31:00 <slinky_J> n tell u
31:00 <Kelevra> Not really, like I've been there on my own since Oct
31:00 <slinky_J> how to scheme too
31:00 <Kelevra> But I'm always broke
31:00 <slinky_J> ye
31:00 <Loof> :(
31:00 <slinky_J> i see ur pic n wana move in
31:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
32:00 <Kelevra> Haha
32:00 <slinky_J> yo bbs u n Loof talk
32:00 <StrykerX> My mate wanted me to share with him.. He asked late last yr. I was in a pickle financially though
32:00 <StrykerX> So it couldn't happen
32:00 <slinky_J> i gotta clean xbox 360 n shit
32:00 <slinky_J> StrykerX sex later?
32:00 <slinky_J> pm me baebz for analz
32:00 <StrykerX> ;)
32:00 <Loof> will be so sweet when angel is old enough for you to work
32:00 <Kelevra> If my mum wasn't dead I'd have lived at home forever
32:00 <Kelevra> 117 a fortnight
32:00 <Kelevra> Fkn cheap as chips
33:00 <StrykerX> Wow, value
33:00 <Loof> mmm chips
34:00 <Loof> hey johninj4 :)
34:00 <johninj4> hey dude
34:00 <slinky_J> fk man
34:00 <slinky_J> hadda put a pit tea on
34:00 <slinky_J> cleanin all this 360 shit lol
35:00 <slinky_J> so dusty hahahaha
35:00 <slinky_J> Your mum would be so proud of you mel
35:00 <slinky_J> just sucks she didnt meet Angel
35:00 <slinky_J> :/
35:00 <Kelevra> Yeah my brother is pretty proud, when I had him over he expected I'd be living in slum
36:00 <Kelevra> I felt quite chuffed that he was impressed
36:00 <slinky_J> not the dickhead brother?
36:00 <Kelevra> Nah the eldest
36:00 <slinky_J> ohoh 
36:00 <slinky_J> what the other think anyway?
36:00 <Kelevra> The junky or ex junky hasn't been over to my house
36:00 <slinky_J> who would've thunk it, mel has a baby
36:00 <slinky_J> not to dylan so im happy
36:00 <slinky_J> LOL LOL
36:00 <slinky_J> kid come out missin arms n shit
37:00 <Kelevra> Well I only told them I was having a baby a week before giving birth lol
37:00 <slinky_J> yer, so you keep him away k
37:00 <slinky_J> LOL
37:00 <slinky_J> oh
37:00 <slinky_J> um
37:00 <Kelevra> Yeah its safer that way plus it let's them know, easy come easy go
37:00 <slinky_J> u want me to stop losing weight or we on to custard gang this shit up?
37:00 <slinky_J> ill get fat bitch!
38:00 <slinky_J> ur right
38:00 <Acan> Where is Saemon?
38:00 <slinky_J> yer
39:00 <slinky_J> I don't care how wide a person smile is.
39:00 <slinky_J> ;) brb
42:00 <slinky_J> :P
42:00 <slinky_J> <3
44:00 <Kelevra> Today is a bloody strange day weather wise
44:00 <Kelevra> Is it hot there?
47:00 <slinky_J> :P
47:00 <slinky_J> yes it is mel
47:00 <slinky_J> lol
47:00 <slinky_J> and im gonna go sell like a grand worth of shit in this heat
47:00 <slinky_J> so ima wear some long necka pants n owl tee
47:00 <slinky_J> n look fly
47:00 <slinky_J> LOL
48:00 <slinky_J> I wana go to The Elephant pub anyway so sellin all this xbox shit n xbox headset shit
48:00 <slinky_J> wont b sittin there doin nothin fuckin me off
48:00 <slinky_J> /notice mel
48:00 <slinky_J> LOL
48:00 <slinky_J> OOPS
48:00 <slinky_J> WE SEXTIN
49:00 <Kelevra> Haha
49:00 <slinky_J> lolz
49:00 <slinky_J> oops
49:00 <slinky_J> brb gotta bag this shit up
49:00 <slinky_J> oi
49:00 <slinky_J> i gotta song for u n me yo
50:00 <slinky_J> for fun!
50:00 <slinky_J> oh did i show u pic?
51:00 <slinky_J> lel
51:00 <Kelevra> Which pic?
52:00 <slinky_J> fuck me i gott pack all this shit inna suitcase LOL
52:00 <slinky_J> ima look like a sweet dork HAHA
52:00 <slinky_J> this
52:00 <slinky_J> one on left
52:00 <slinky_J> i show u already?
53:00 <Kelevra> Yeah she's a nice looker
53:00 <slinky_J> but I dont think that will happen
54:00 <slinky_J> but I WANT friendzone lol
54:00 <slinky_J> I like bein all celebate yo
54:00 <slinky_J> 2 yrs man!!!
54:00 <slinky_J> bein all new me n shit
54:00 <slinky_J> no headfucks lol
54:00 <slinky_J> half english half german girl omg
54:00 <slinky_J> lolz
55:00 <Kelevra> Well maybe she just wants a mate too
57:00 <slinky_J> phew got all that 360 shit n headset packed lol
57:00 <slinky_J> yer i hope so man
57:00 <slinky_J> shes originally a country girl
57:00 <slinky_J> man like we get older
57:00 <slinky_J> we realize
57:00 <slinky_J> we can masturbate
57:00 <slinky_J> LOL
57:00 <StrykerX> A male not wanting sex..
57:00 <slinky_J> brb hahaha
57:00 <StrykerX> It's rare
57:00 <slinky_J> eh
58:00 <slinky_J> thass me
58:00 <slinky_J> :P
58:00 <slinky_J> i got two hands.
58:00 <slinky_J> god bless me
58:00 <slinky_J> just not wit two dicks :( baebz
00:00 <slinky_J> hey mels i got tha song for ya :P
17:00 <slinky_J> hope u like the song mel
17:00 <slinky_J> bbl gonna lug this shit out into town xD
31:00 <Loof> hey kate :)
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks :D
03:00 <[Maverick]> so where are all the tits at? 
04:00 <Lumeah> hidden away just like your limp un used dick.
04:00 <StrykerX> They're in here
04:00 <StrykerX> Male or female?
08:00 <Loof> fuck this place is dead during the day
09:00 <StrykerX> Go chill with ya mrs
11:00 <[Maverick]> Lumeah, I bet your labia is fused together.. cause doubt pieter could penetrate it with his meth effected flacid little tool./ 
11:00 <Loof> lol [Maverick] 
11:00 <StrykerX> Now now [Maverick], he uses viagra and it partially works
11:00 <StrykerX> Give him some credit
11:00 <Loof> please dont talk about Lumeah's labia while i'm eating
12:00 <[Maverick]> he got $200 credit on his anz account.. sif give him anymore 
12:00 <StrykerX> How'd he do that? His meth clients do bank transfer now?
13:00 <[Maverick]> haha fuck knows 
13:00 <[Maverick]> he was on a massive rant about over drawing 
13:00 <Loof> pieter you atm haxor
13:00 <StrykerX> Card skimming
14:00 <[Maverick]> crab skimming.. from Lumeah's rotten snatch 
14:00 <Loof> rofl
14:00 <StrykerX> loll
16:00 <Kelevra> If I owned a pub I'd call a meal 'rotten snatch'
16:00 <Kelevra> It'd sell
16:00 <Kelevra> It'd be something stanky and yum
16:00 <Kelevra> Corned beef or something
16:00 <Loof> with fish sauce
17:00 <beagle> yes it would be a part of you
19:00 <beagle> im hungry dont put me off the food 
19:00 <beagle> i want subway i guess
19:00 <beagle> man the work out there is fucking loud, theyre cutting trees n shit
19:00 <[Maverick]> subway.. eat crabs 
19:00 <beagle> they do have a crab sub dont they
18:00 <Digerati> i want to choke on the bong all day
19:00 <Digerati> the fumes are good mun
25:00 <BlackDevil> does australia have the measles??
25:00 <Doodle> no it just looks like that on sattelite images
25:00 <Doodle> *satellite
26:00 <[Maverick]> no, most people know how to vaccinate in aus 
27:00 <BlackDevil> why
28:00 <BlackDevil> autism is what shads has
29:00 <Doodle> no he just has a shit personality
30:00 <BlackDevil> Ninety-four people have now been infected with measles across eight states; 67 of those cases are linked to the Disneyland park.
31:00 <beagle> u have a keen brain if u can work out personality from irc room, u dont understand theres modern chat right u guys pay each other too much attention cause u dont use shit like paltalk and all u do is bitch about each other at times
31:00 <Doodle> http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130315160314/disney/images/c/c8/Goofy.gif
31:00 <Doodle> goofy always had measles
31:00 <beagle> going on here, saying same things over and over.
31:00 <beagle> man today kinda ... needs beer. :)
31:00 <beagle> warm
32:00 <beagle> lol i got mad she wanted borrow phone its like wheres yours i found it use that no credit well doesnt take genius to put credit into it , its so warm i dont wanna open the doors for long
32:00 <beagle> and everyone leaves the fucking door open.
32:00 <beagle> they never use their brain and either come in or stay out they hang thru the fucking thing half way
33:00 <Doodle> fuck sake
33:00 <Doodle> shut up
33:00 <British^Meat> me type stuff to people they watch they like me good type do stuff me type ppl ppl good
33:00 <British^Meat> me not grammar good it ok me type ok me for you me type
35:00 <StrykerX> Retard hour?
35:00 <StrykerX> Again?
38:00 <Doodle> its retard day on days that end in y
38:00 <StrykerX> lol
38:00 <Digerati> hey StrykerX
39:00 <Digerati> you can't always get what you want...
39:00 <Digerati> but if you try really hard... you get what you need !
40:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIX0ZDqDljA
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The rolling stones-You can't always get what you want (Oct 16, 2008) - Category: Music - 7,273,401 views - 22,958 likes (98.3%), 408 dislikes (1.7%)
41:00 <Digerati> i love the start of this song
41:00 <Digerati> starts with a choir
41:00 <Digerati> i used to be in a church choir :)
43:00 <Digerati> BlackDevil, I never dedicated a song to you
43:00 <Digerati> BlackDevil, So I think it's fitting that I should
44:00 <Digerati> BlackDevil, here goes... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil -HQ (Dec 13, 2010) - Category: Music - 9,644,600 views - 34,367 likes (98.3%), 612 dislikes (1.7%)
45:00 <Digerati> i got 5 jacks on the pokies on a 1 cent machine at 5bucks bet, i won 300$ i was like wtf
46:00 <Digerati> i was like wtf, 5 jacks pays that much
46:00 <Digerati> i couln't imagine how much the foxes or goose would pay
46:00 <Digerati> in the 1000's fo sho
46:00 <Digerati> every cop is a criminal, and every criminal is a cop !
47:00 <Digerati> welcome to LA
47:00 <Digerati> woooo hoooo, love this song
47:00 <Digerati> oh yeahhh
48:00 <Digerati> baby whats my name !
48:00 <Digerati> tell me baby !
48:00 <Digerati> wooo hooo
48:00 <Digerati> allright....
50:00 <Digerati> join the army bitches, political babies mean shit
00:00 <slinky_J> fk is it hot out
00:00 <slinky_J> im sweatin bullets
10:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guns N' Roses - November Rain (Dec 24, 2009) - Category: Music - 331,681,293 views - 1,065,100 likes (97.1%), 31,277 dislikes (2.9%)
11:00 <Digerati> pistols are for faggots
11:00 <Digerati> machine guns are for men :)
11:00 <Digerati> join the army
12:00 <Digerati> and police the police
12:00 <Digerati> lmfao
12:00 <Digerati> where's my cocaine and speed bitches...
13:00 <Digerati> i am a drone... no humanity in me :)
13:00 <Digerati> programmed by the elite
14:00 <Digerati> sorry sir, i am the property of gov.au :)
14:00 <Digerati> suck my dick :)
15:00 <Digerati> and yes, i loved gi jane the movie, we like women with dicks
15:00 <Digerati> women who can fuck men in the arse
15:00 <nate> digi u are pumped for the weekend;p
15:00 <Digerati> i aint drunk but :)
15:00 <Digerati> wish i was man
16:00 <Digerati> had a few tinnys awhile back
16:00 <Digerati> loved them
16:00 <Digerati> but if i grab booze man, i might do something stupid again
16:00 <Digerati> like lastime
17:00 <Digerati> boating aint easy nate
17:00 <Digerati> i waited for the right day man
18:00 <Digerati> got drunk...
18:00 <Digerati> 20 knot winds
18:00 <Digerati> nobody in the bay :)
18:00 <Digerati> hahaha
18:00 <slinky_J> hot
18:00 <slinky_J> i am
18:00 <Digerati> oh yeah
18:00 <slinky_J> as in it is hot out
18:00 <Digerati> cool
18:00 <slinky_J> and my body is well heated
18:00 <nate> hot as bra
18:00 <slinky_J> an eskimo could jump up my ass
19:00 <slinky_J> go to sleep
19:00 <slinky_J> uno
19:00 <Digerati> let me suck my dick now
19:00 <slinky_J> ;D
19:00 <slinky_J> go do it cunt
19:00 <slinky_J> if i could i would
19:00 <slinky_J> prob can
19:00 <Digerati> hahah
19:00 <TheRon> hey hey language geez
19:00 <slinky_J> if i try am i homo?
19:00 <Skirmish> Slinky is still goin hard 10 hours later. What a life.
19:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish if I try to suck my own cock am I a homo?
19:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
19:00 <slinky_J> jinxed mate.
19:00 <slinky_J> i just got home fgt
19:00 <slinky_J> go kiss your grizzly bear of a gf on the asshole for me
20:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRIbf6JqkNc
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guns N' Roses - Don't Cry (Oct 8, 2009) - Category: Music - 148,338,373 views - 454,108 likes (98.1%), 8,777 dislikes (1.9%)
20:00 <slinky_J> who's misses were you dissing the other day Skirmish?
20:00 <Skirmish> Sucking your own cock makes you a desperate lonely homo.
20:00 <slinky_J> and yours looks like a fucking bear
20:00 <slinky_J> rather butt punch myself with my fist than touch your gf bro
20:00 <Digerati> you would have to be fucking skinny as to suck your own dick
20:00 <slinky_J> why do you diss other ppls gfs
20:00 <slinky_J> n shit
20:00 <British^Meat> :)
20:00 <slinky_J> when yours looks like two IQ points away from being legally retarded?
21:00 <slinky_J> and male..
21:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish I got your gfs pic on my old laptop
21:00 <TheRon> for starters we're on irc so you don't expect us to have gfs
21:00 <slinky_J> I meme'd it on fb
21:00 <slinky_J> lel
21:00 <Digerati> you would also have to be very flexible
21:00 <slinky_J> months ago
21:00 <slinky_J> Americans believe in Bigfoot.
21:00 <Digerati> are you flexible and skinny slinky_J ?
21:00 <Skirmish> What is it with your boner over my mrs?
21:00 <British^Meat> when are you gonn get yourself z-lined again slinky_J?
21:00 <slinky_J> nah mannn!
21:00 <slinky_J> just you can dish it
21:00 <slinky_J> but cant take it
21:00 <Digerati> rofl
22:00 <slinky_J> you get in a fit over ur gf
22:00 <Digerati> don't cry :)
22:00 <slinky_J> but u diss other irc ppls mrs
22:00 <slinky_J> yer
22:00 <slinky_J> y cry cunt
22:00 <Skirmish> I do? lol
22:00 <slinky_J> lolz
22:00 <slinky_J> mr comes on irc to prove something to people.
22:00 <Digerati> fick women
22:00 <British^Meat> look how many sentances youve typed JB
22:00 <British^Meat> calm down
22:00 <slinky_J> best adversary you have is b1
22:00 <Skirmish> Lay off the meth mate.
22:00 <slinky_J> i was having fun BM
22:00 <slinky_J> :/
22:00 <Digerati> hang on bm
22:00 <slinky_J> haha Skirmish that's all you got now ey
22:00 <slinky_J> kk
22:00 <Digerati> i want to see this cunt break a record
22:00 <Digerati> i beseech the admins
23:00 <slinky_J> later tonight when you're pissed off from the blowjob Bigfoot gave you
23:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J is SA's answer to Pieter.
23:00 <slinky_J> and nagging b1
23:00 <slinky_J> k baebz? it a daet?
23:00 <slinky_J> yer says mr can bash anyone
23:00 <slinky_J> lol
23:00 <British^Meat> ive apologised for beale and slinky_J many times
23:00 <British^Meat> most of SA are like me and simba, kinda cool
23:00 <slinky_J> do it again
23:00 <Digerati> beagle is an alco mate
23:00 <Digerati> and he is a mate
23:00 <slinky_J> yer beagle is cool
23:00 <slinky_J> bit of an alco
23:00 <slinky_J> harmless tho
24:00 <Digerati> at least beagle can communicate when drunk
24:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
24:00 <Digerati> beagle aint stupid
13:00 <Maurice> All my other shows came out, so I'm just gonna wait til the seasons are done and I have nothing else to watch
13:00 <DemonsRun> Just because the others like to share your info doesn't mean I do, just coz I talk to them
13:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck.
13:00 <simba> DemonsRun is just on the fence like me
13:00 <Maurice> All my other shows came out, so I'm just gonna wait til the seasons are done and I have nothing else to watch
13:00 <DemonsRun> Just because the others like to share your info doesn't mean I do, just coz I talk to them
13:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck.
13:00 <simba> DemonsRun is just on the fence like me
14:00 <simba> every1 in the irc battle has to put people on sides so they can channel their anger FUCK now i sound like awolf
14:00 <faux> what about glee.
14:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
14:00 <Maurice> I'm up to date on that ;)
14:00 <faux> the irc battle.
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <simba> glee.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, now Chipe is Bastardly1
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah just invited me DemonsRun
14:00 <simba> glee isnt still on is it
14:00 <DemonsRun> Invited you?
14:00 <simba> every1 in the irc battle has to put people on sides so they can channel their anger FUCK now i sound like awolf
14:00 <faux> what about glee.
14:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
14:00 <Maurice> I'm up to date on that ;)
14:00 <faux> the irc battle.
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <simba> glee.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, now Chipe is Bastardly1
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah just invited me DemonsRun
14:00 <simba> glee isnt still on is it
14:00 <DemonsRun> Invited you?
15:00 <slinky_J> I was invited once
15:00 <slinky_J> 2000
15:00 <faux> glee rules u shut your damn trap
15:00 <slinky_J> snore
15:00 <faux> i stopped watching it like 25820 years ago and recently caught up
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <faux> omg i cried so much when cory monteith died
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, chipe just invited me as Bastardly1
15:00 <faux> [21:15] * Taco ([email protected]) invites you to join ##
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish Kirk would die
15:00 <faux> what is this
15:00 <Bastardly_One> aids would be good
15:00 <faux> who is kirk
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the poof?
15:00 <faux> kurt.
15:00 <slinky_J> I was invited once
15:00 <slinky_J> 2000
15:00 <faux> glee rules u shut your damn trap
15:00 <slinky_J> snore
15:00 <faux> i stopped watching it like 25820 years ago and recently caught up
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <faux> omg i cried so much when cory monteith died
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, chipe just invited me as Bastardly1
15:00 <faux> [21:15] * Taco ([email protected]) invites you to join ##
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish Kirk would die
15:00 <faux> what is this
15:00 <Bastardly_One> aids would be good
15:00 <faux> who is kirk
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the poof?
15:00 <faux> kurt.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh!
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <faux> who is taco and what is ##
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I never actually have seen more than segments
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the new cats
16:00 <simba> just a channel they made to talk about Bastardly_One in
16:00 <faux> ew
16:00 <Jacula> william shatner is a fine actor, what's wrong with him ?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and seriously full of the biggest gronks
16:00 <Maurice> I wish he would stop inviting me
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and what simba said
16:00 <faux> who is it
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they spend their days planning new ones to piss me off
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh!
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <faux> who is taco and what is ##
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I never actually have seen more than segments
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the new cats
16:00 <simba> just a channel they made to talk about Bastardly_One in
16:00 <faux> ew
16:00 <Jacula> william shatner is a fine actor, what's wrong with him ?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and seriously full of the biggest gronks
16:00 <Maurice> I wish he would stop inviting me
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and what simba said
16:00 <faux> who is it
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they spend their days planning new ones to piss me off
17:00 <simba> some guy who riles Bastardly_One up
17:00 <faux> i can talk about you in my chan
17:00 <DemonsRun> simba: ffs he's barely fkn mentioned in there
17:00 <simba> theyre like boyfriend and girlfriend online
17:00 <faux> dont need to join a new one
17:00 <Maurice> He was the dude who was normal for half a day
17:00 <DemonsRun> Geez.
17:00 <Maurice> Then he got broken
17:00 <Bastardly_One> new ways also
17:00 <Bastardly_One> half a day?
17:00 <simba> OK DemonsRun 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> try about 10 mins
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hate to tell you kids in ##
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but 1/3 of the channel tells me everything
17:00 <simba> some guy who riles Bastardly_One up
17:00 <faux> i can talk about you in my chan
17:00 <DemonsRun> simba: ffs he's barely fkn mentioned in there
17:00 <simba> theyre like boyfriend and girlfriend online
17:00 <faux> dont need to join a new one
17:00 <Maurice> He was the dude who was normal for half a day
17:00 <DemonsRun> Geez.
17:00 <Maurice> Then he got broken
17:00 <Bastardly_One> new ways also
17:00 <Bastardly_One> half a day?
17:00 <simba> OK DemonsRun 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> try about 10 mins
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hate to tell you kids in ##
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but 1/3 of the channel tells me everything
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so don't tell me I am hardly mentioned :)
18:00 <faux> imagine i cared
18:00 <faux> also brb switfching to phone
18:00 <DemonsRun> You're not the main topic LOL
18:00 <Maurice> Since someone is pasting to Taco, I might get in trouble if I don't pass this on (18:18:10) (Taco): btw, can you ask simba to unban me?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> if I'm not simba is 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> is simba isn't I am 
18:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so don't tell me I am hardly mentioned :)
18:00 <faux> imagine i cared
18:00 <faux> also brb switfching to phone
18:00 <DemonsRun> You're not the main topic LOL
18:00 <Maurice> Since someone is pasting to Taco, I might get in trouble if I don't pass this on (18:18:10) (Taco): btw, can you ask simba to unban me?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> if I'm not simba is 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> is simba isn't I am 
18:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
19:00 <Digerati> is simba, is good
19:00 <DemonsRun> Ego much?
19:00 <simba> cum
19:00 <Bastardly_One> no ego at all ... we laugh at you people
19:00 <Digerati> don smallgoods
19:00 <simba> taco is shit, no deal!!!!!!! paste that bitch!!!!!!!! 
19:00 <simba> not literally ur a bitch Maurice
19:00 <simba> i didnt wanna say nigger now youve made me
19:00 <Digerati> is simba, is good
19:00 <DemonsRun> Ego much?
19:00 <simba> cum
19:00 <Bastardly_One> no ego at all ... we laugh at you people
19:00 <Digerati> don smallgoods
19:00 <simba> taco is shit, no deal!!!!!!! paste that bitch!!!!!!!! 
19:00 <simba> not literally ur a bitch Maurice
19:00 <simba> i didnt wanna say nigger now youve made me
20:00 <DemonsRun> We people.
20:00 <DemonsRun> We laugh at us too.
20:00 <Digerati> fuck i need to get up early again for house inspection
20:00 <ChickWithaNick> Maurice talks dirty anyway
20:00 <Digerati> fuckkkk
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Who is ... oh nm
20:00 <Maurice> Shhh ChickWithaNick, now everyone will want to PM me
20:00 <Bastardly_One> going senile ... forgot who ChickWithaNick was already
20:00 <ChickWithaNick> :p
20:00 <simba> as soon as she turned 16 she saw that movie with nicole kidman where she rollerblades and graffs or something and rebeled
20:00 <ChickWithaNick> i'm new here
20:00 <ChickWithaNick> me and the family just moved up from woolamooloo
20:00 <DemonsRun> We people.
20:00 <DemonsRun> We laugh at us too.
20:00 <Digerati> fuck i need to get up early again for house inspection
20:00 <ChickWithaNick> Maurice talks dirty anyway
20:00 <Digerati> fuckkkk
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Who is ... oh nm
20:00 <Maurice> Shhh ChickWithaNick, now everyone will want to PM me
20:00 <Bastardly_One> going senile ... forgot who ChickWithaNick was already
20:00 <ChickWithaNick> :p
20:00 <simba> as soon as she turned 16 she saw that movie with nicole kidman where she rollerblades and graffs or something and rebeled
20:00 <ChickWithaNick> i'm new here
20:00 <ChickWithaNick> me and the family just moved up from woolamooloo
21:00 <Digerati> SA
21:00 <ChickWithaNick> looking to make some new friends
21:00 <slinky_J> fuck me
21:00 <Digerati> sure you did
21:00 <faux> god no
21:00 <simba> couleurs is a good friend
21:00 <Digerati> woola is SA
21:00 <slinky_J> where's Mody
21:00 <slinky_J> natez
21:00 <Digerati> woola got no fucking internet hardly
21:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of Qld ... I thought white line fever was a myth
21:00 <ChickWithaNick> couleurs seems like an interesting new chatter
21:00 <slinky_J> I watched the drop AGAIN lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit it is ... try driving along the cotton field roads
21:00 <slinky_J> ChickWithaNick is a good one
21:00 <Bastardly_One> white line fever city
21:00 <slinky_J> how about this
21:00 <Digerati> SA
21:00 <ChickWithaNick> looking to make some new friends
21:00 <slinky_J> fuck me
21:00 <Digerati> sure you did
21:00 <faux> god no
21:00 <simba> couleurs is a good friend
21:00 <Digerati> woola is SA
21:00 <slinky_J> where's Mody
21:00 <slinky_J> natez
21:00 <Digerati> woola got no fucking internet hardly
21:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of Qld ... I thought white line fever was a myth
21:00 <ChickWithaNick> couleurs seems like an interesting new chatter
21:00 <slinky_J> I watched the drop AGAIN lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit it is ... try driving along the cotton field roads
21:00 <slinky_J> ChickWithaNick is a good one
21:00 <Bastardly_One> white line fever city
21:00 <slinky_J> how about this
22:00 <Maurice> Only 3 more motherfucking sleeps
22:00 <couleurs> WoO^HoO
22:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> hai
22:00 <Digerati> woola just started getting adsl
22:00 <faux> coocoe
22:00 <Dugnuts> woolamaloo is a real place?
22:00 <Digerati> only a few areas
22:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> fiffa
22:00 <faux> Coocie
22:00 <Dugnuts> it sounds made up
22:00 <ChickWithaNick> i don't want to talk abotu that place anymore Digerati
22:00 <ChickWithaNick> it's why i left
22:00 <Digerati> dug, it's in SAA
22:00 <Digerati> SA
22:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> roff roff im da girl rounod deez parts
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Dugnuts, ye ... it is 
22:00 <Digerati> south australia
22:00 <simba> its aboriginal
22:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
22:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> What's wrong with S.A.
22:00 <simba> and that word isnt made up either
22:00 <Digerati> north of SA
22:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> so many Ab-Originals here
22:00 <Digerati> woolamaloo
22:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> like zimba there
22:00 <Maurice> Only 3 more motherfucking sleeps
22:00 <couleurs> WoO^HoO
22:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> hai
22:00 <Digerati> woola just started getting adsl
22:00 <faux> coocoe
22:00 <Dugnuts> woolamaloo is a real place?
22:00 <Digerati> only a few areas
22:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> fiffa
22:00 <faux> Coocie
22:00 <Dugnuts> it sounds made up
22:00 <ChickWithaNick> i don't want to talk abotu that place anymore Digerati
22:00 <ChickWithaNick> it's why i left
22:00 <Digerati> dug, it's in SAA
22:00 <Digerati> SA
22:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> roff roff im da girl rounod deez parts
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Dugnuts, ye ... it is 
22:00 <Digerati> south australia
22:00 <simba> its aboriginal
22:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
22:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> What's wrong with S.A.
22:00 <simba> and that word isnt made up either
22:00 <Digerati> north of SA
22:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> so many Ab-Originals here
22:00 <Digerati> woolamaloo
22:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> like zimba there
23:00 <Bastardly_One> My geography is bad 
23:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> never met a girl like her
23:00 <Dugnuts> ...
23:00 <Dugnuts> is that supposed to be coochie kisses?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's up Whyalla way kind of?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> y? n?
23:00 <Digerati> n
23:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> Dugnuts you ever dip in flour and oil?
23:00 <Digerati> north of adelaide
23:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> yes it is
23:00 <Maurice> I heard Dugnuts lives in Wooroloo
23:00 <Digerati> north west a bit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so is whyalla you twit
23:00 <Dugnuts> what?
23:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> i didnt put the haigh in
23:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> lol haigh
23:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> hahahahaha
23:00 <Dugnuts> do i ever dip in flour and oil?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> north and west(ish)
23:00 <Dugnuts> wat?
23:00 <Digerati> i been to woola
23:00 <Bastardly_One> My geography is bad 
23:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> never met a girl like her
23:00 <Dugnuts> ...
23:00 <Dugnuts> is that supposed to be coochie kisses?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's up Whyalla way kind of?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> y? n?
23:00 <Digerati> n
23:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> Dugnuts you ever dip in flour and oil?
23:00 <Digerati> north of adelaide
23:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> yes it is
23:00 <Maurice> I heard Dugnuts lives in Wooroloo
23:00 <Digerati> north west a bit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so is whyalla you twit
23:00 <Dugnuts> what?
23:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> i didnt put the haigh in
23:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> lol haigh
23:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> hahahahaha
23:00 <Dugnuts> do i ever dip in flour and oil?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> north and west(ish)
23:00 <Dugnuts> wat?
23:00 <Digerati> i been to woola
24:00 <Dugnuts> oh do you meen doughnuts
24:00 <Dugnuts> i see
24:00 <Dugnuts> i get it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I aksed if it was up that wy
24:00 <slinky_J> dippin dem nuts
24:00 <Dugnuts> ha ha
24:00 <Bastardly_One> *way
24:00 <slinky_J> into egg
24:00 <slinky_J> then flour
24:00 <slinky_J> then some oil
24:00 <Dugnuts> you'd know all about it Maurice, being from the same place and all
24:00 <slinky_J> burning hot oil make ur nuts explode, make your eyes gasm?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up you dugnut puncher!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not doughnut is it?
24:00 <slinky_J> who's Maurice?
24:00 <Maurice> I actually had an ex that got locked up in there
24:00 <faux> dugnut
24:00 <Dugnuts> no
24:00 <Dugnuts> oh do you meen doughnuts
24:00 <Dugnuts> i see
24:00 <Dugnuts> i get it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I aksed if it was up that wy
24:00 <slinky_J> dippin dem nuts
24:00 <Dugnuts> ha ha
24:00 <Bastardly_One> *way
24:00 <slinky_J> into egg
24:00 <slinky_J> then flour
24:00 <slinky_J> then some oil
24:00 <Dugnuts> you'd know all about it Maurice, being from the same place and all
24:00 <slinky_J> burning hot oil make ur nuts explode, make your eyes gasm?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up you dugnut puncher!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not doughnut is it?
24:00 <slinky_J> who's Maurice?
24:00 <Maurice> I actually had an ex that got locked up in there
24:00 <faux> dugnut
24:00 <Dugnuts> no
25:00 <Dugnuts> i dont punch doughnuts
25:00 <ChickWithaNick> geeze
25:00 <slinky_J> faux I got a good movie 4 u this time
25:00 <Dugnuts> i dont punch doughnuts
25:00 <ChickWithaNick> geeze
25:00 <slinky_J> faux I got a good movie 4 u this time
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