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00:00 <Doodle> this song goes for ages
00:00 <Doodle> o cum let us adore heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Edgar Winter Group - Free Ride.mp3 (5.89MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:26)
03:00 <Serenity> faux said juices :E
04:00 <Doodle> i know
04:00 <Doodle> i'm so hard
04:00 <Crip> https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=338004906403507&id=322213797982618
04:00 <Serenity> me too
04:00 <Crip> check that doodle, for added hardness
05:00 <Doodle> what 
05:00 <Doodle> the fuck
05:00 <Doodle> is that
05:00 <[Maverick]> Jucies 
05:00 <[Maverick]> juices* 
05:00 <[Maverick]> let me get my drip pan 
05:00 <[Maverick]> is what Doodle usually implies 
05:00 <faux> Huh
05:00 <Maurice> Yeah what is that
05:00 <faux> Oh
05:00 <faux> LOL
05:00 <Crip> lord
05:00 <faux> The pan
05:00 <Doodle> is it what i think it is
05:00 <Doodle> :S
06:00 <Crip> yeah id say so
06:00 <Doodle> jesus christ lol
06:00 <Serenity> im drinking old cupboard wine
06:00 <[Maverick]> Hahahha 
06:00 <Doodle> i'm drinking chai
06:00 <Serenity> this isnt going to end well
06:00 <[Maverick]> is that the stuff you tried to palm off to me 
06:00 <Serenity> rofl nahh this is from christmas
07:00 <Serenity> i didnt try to palm shit off to you i did
07:00 <Serenity> lol a whole milk crate full
07:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHAH 
07:00 <[Maverick]> and MOARRRR 
07:00 <[Maverick]> oh that was Nat 
07:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
07:00 <Serenity> yeah nat donated too
07:00 <[Maverick]> OH 
08:00 <[Maverick]> when I gave you some bud 
08:00 <[Maverick]> you were like here 
08:00 <[Maverick]> I can give you some moar wine 
08:00 <Serenity> haha
08:00 <[Maverick]> and at the time I couldn't accept 
08:00 <Serenity> OH YEAH
08:00 <Serenity> now i remember
08:00 <latexKult1969> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwJnnf1Ogcw
08:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ramones - Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue Views: 536,232   Uploaded:  Aug 20, 2009 Duration: 1 Minutes 37 Seconds 
08:00 <latexKult1969> 1 2 3 4 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <Maurice> Bloody stoners
08:00 <Serenity> ive had like half a glass and its going to my head
08:00 <latexKult1969> whos gettng drunk right now?????????????????????
09:00 <latexKult1969> stoners?
09:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/14935_333138096890188_9043089985746608937_n.jpg?oh=8d562f50298cf7d39c1275d8f5f8ce98&oe=558D53DA
09:00 <Serenity> :S
09:00 <Doodle> looool
09:00 <latexKult1969> kunnz
09:00 <latexKult1969> gimme some
09:00 <latexKult1969> man
09:00 <Crip> lolol
09:00 <latexKult1969> i would eat the shit out of a black snakes infested ass for a spliff right now
09:00 <latexKult1969> that shit is crule and unusual punihsment
09:00 <Serenity> jeepers
09:00 <latexKult1969> done my last beer
09:00 <latexKult1969> down to straight whiskey now
09:00 <simba> Lesbian Dreams
09:00 <latexKult1969> hmm
10:00 <latexKult1969> do lesbians dream
10:00 <latexKult1969> ?
10:00 <latexKult1969> of what?
10:00 <latexKult1969> riber cock and hairy vag?
10:00 <Doodle> .
10:00 <latexKult1969> *rubber?
10:00 <latexKult1969> k.d lang and shit?
10:00 <Maurice> Lol Doodle
10:00 <Serenity> o.O
10:00 <Maurice> Should I make a reservation?
10:00 <simba> they dream the benny banasi satisfaction film clip
10:00 <latexKult1969> hahah
10:00 <Doodle> loool Maurice
10:00 <Doodle> ;)
10:00 <Serenity> Doodle have you seen the new evil dead
10:00 <latexKult1969> yikes
11:00 <Doodle> neg
11:00 <latexKult1969> it rules
11:00 <Serenity> watch it
11:00 <Doodle> no
11:00 <latexKult1969> i totally need some of this
11:00 <Serenity> YES FUCKING
11:00 <Doodle> you cant make me
11:00 <Maurice> You're not the Domme of him
11:00 <latexKult1969> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DivWl6cae4c
11:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Ramones - Psycho Therapy Views: 273,376   Uploaded:  May 11, 2010 Duration: 2 Minutes 38 Seconds 
11:00 <Doodle> i'll get scared
11:00 <latexKult1969> do it!!!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <latexKult1969> ot owns
11:00 <latexKult1969> doodle
11:00 <latexKult1969> i will hold ya hand dude
11:00 <Serenity> i watched it again this arvo
11:00 <Doodle> and clutch my tinkle during the scary bits
11:00 <Serenity> kind of spooked me a little
11:00 <latexKult1969> lol@ my tinkle
11:00 <Serenity> its better than the orig
11:00 <Taco> I wonder who @bearhusky is
11:00 <Serenity> gets a bit silly at the end
11:00 <latexKult1969> oi!
11:00 <Maurice> The elephant graveyard in Lion King spooked me
11:00 <Taco> apparently an austnet user
11:00 <latexKult1969> no need for that
12:00 <latexKult1969> nowhere near better than the orinal
12:00 <latexKult1969> *orginal even
12:00 <latexKult1969> it ha sno ahs for a start
12:00 <latexKult1969> nor any practical effects whatsoever
12:00 <Serenity> the original was stupid
12:00 <simba> lol @ youre not the dom of me
12:00 <Maurice> DOMME
12:00 <latexKult1969> haha
12:00 <Maurice> SHE'S A SHE
12:00 <latexKult1969> ditto
12:00 <latexKult1969> meh 
12:00 <latexKult1969> i cdros dres son occsion
12:00 <simba> so its like a femme domme
13:00 <latexKult1969> so its all kosher
13:00 <Maurice> Yes, it's a female Dom
13:00 <simba> do ya why
13:00 <Maurice> The kind that grind high heels into dicks and whatnot
13:00 <Doodle> dom corleone?
13:00 <latexKult1969> as kosher as a corss dressing alco punk metal dude can be
13:00 <latexKult1969> haha
13:00 <latexKult1969> dom corleone
13:00 <latexKult1969> that owns!!!
13:00 <simba> why do u cross dress
13:00 <faux> haha!!!!
13:00 <latexKult1969> why?
13:00 <Doodle> what
13:00 <latexKult1969> why do u have boring vanilla sex?
13:00 <faux> isthat demons run
13:00 <faux> lmao
13:00 <simba> im curious tell me
13:00 <Doodle> i like vanilla it smells nice
14:00 <latexKult1969> poof
14:00 <latexKult1969> haha
14:00 <Doodle> o/`
14:00 <latexKult1969> i dunno relaly
14:00 <latexKult1969> i dig it man
14:00 <latexKult1969> basiclaly
14:00 <latexKult1969> its awesome
14:00 <simba> the feeling of the breeze on ur nads in a dress?
14:00 <simba> what part
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> breezy nads
14:00 <latexKult1969> waaay better when you eet a girl who is eqaully turned on by it
14:00 <latexKult1969> *meet
14:00 <[Maverick]> breeezyyyy nadsssss
15:00 <latexKult1969> well breezy nads..
15:00 <latexKult1969> true ther eis that
15:00 <simba> how often does that happen tho
15:00 <latexKult1969> but hmm just the whole naughti8ness of it all i guess
15:00 <latexKult1969> well 
15:00 <latexKult1969> its a chore
15:00 <latexKult1969> admitedly
15:00 <latexKult1969> so nmot as often as one would expect
15:00 <latexKult1969> at least 2-3 times  a month though (for me)
15:00 <faux> Is it b1
16:00 <faux> WHOXIW IT
16:00 <faux> is*
16:00 <simba> nice 1
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Michael Jackson-Who Is It.mp3 (15.08MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 16:28)
16:00 <faux> So many new people 
16:00 <[Maverick]> I know 
16:00 <Doodle> some crossdresser
16:00 <[Maverick]> SO MANY NEW PEOPLE 
16:00 <Doodle> apparently
16:00 <latexKult1969> like as opposed to total liestyle t gals
16:00 <faux> lh
16:00 <latexKult1969> who live that wya
16:00 <faux> Oh
16:00 <[Maverick]> SO MANY NEW BITS TO DISCOVER 
16:00 <faux> nubits
16:00 <latexKult1969> its more a sexual fetish forme
16:00 <[Maverick]> moar for doodle to stuff in his freezer 
16:00 <Doodle> so much room for activities
16:00 <faux> lmao
16:00 <latexKult1969> *lifestyle rather
16:00 <faux> I am so not a Raper
17:00 <Doodle> ahaha
17:00 <latexKult1969> like if u never had a chick fuc you with a strap on and treat you like a whore..
17:00 <Maurice> HE HAD THIS CRAZY LOOK IN HIS EYE AND HE SAID 'LETS GET IN ON'
17:00 <Doodle> also i dont believe you
17:00 <faux> lmaoo
17:00 <Doodle> looooooooool
17:00 <latexKult1969> then it would be pretty hard ti explain
17:00 <faux> He heard about the fart.
17:00 <faux> You just couldn't hold it...?
17:00 <simba> hopefully 1 day latexKult1969
17:00 <latexKult1969> hahah
17:00 <[Maverick]> there we go.. back to talking about breezes on nuts 
17:00 <latexKult1969> hey have at it man
17:00 <latexKult1969> variety and all
17:00 <faux> speaking of nuts
18:00 <faux> I want almonds 
18:00 <Doodle> no
18:00 <[Maverick]> happy nut? 
18:00 <Doodle> oh
18:00 <latexKult1969> almonds slay
18:00 <faux> slay
18:00 <faux> YASS GURL werk it
18:00 <faux> Etc
18:00 <latexKult1969> *fruther alinets himself from the tny femle population of irc
18:00 <latexKult1969> h i am so drunk right now
18:00 <latexKult1969> my typonese is appaling
19:00 <latexKult1969> even by my err "standards"
19:00 <[Maverick]> no, you are acting drunk. 
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <latexKult1969> cos apparently even i have those
19:00 <simba> typonese
19:00 <[Maverick]> seee 
19:00 <latexKult1969> hey maverick if u wanna come over and see
19:00 <latexKult1969> feel fre
19:00 <latexKult1969> i have nothing to brag about
19:00 <latexKult1969> i am actually stne fucing drunk holmes
19:00 <latexKult1969> lol
19:00 <latexKult1969> like legit]
19:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1506065_331272233743441_8741011186139583404_n.jpg?oh=5b4d96097070173fe345067c02445e17&oe=554C3070
20:00 <latexKult1969> lol cool pic
20:00 <latexKult1969> close
20:00 <latexKult1969> bit no cigar
20:00 <latexKult1969> i am a rake
20:00 <latexKult1969> haha'
20:00 <latexKult1969> k anyways tunes
20:00 <latexKult1969> brb fuckers
20:00 <faux> Wtf
20:00 <faux> That pic is me irl
20:00 <latexKult1969> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Yn72QM-lg
20:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Iron Maiden - Moonchild Views: 1,772,947   Uploaded:  Aug 11, 2008 Duration: 5 Minutes 40 Seconds 
20:00 <latexKult1969> hot
20:00 <latexKult1969> whats ur number?
21:00 <latexKult1969> lets fuck
21:00 <faux> 92729227238383
21:00 <latexKult1969> totally
21:00 <latexKult1969> right on
21:00 <Doodle> toadally
21:00 <latexKult1969> *is totally remaing fauxs ass right now
21:00 <latexKult1969> errr *reaming even
22:00 <latexKult1969> am i like the only shitty metal kid in this hizaz?
22:00 <latexKult1969> bah
22:00 <latexKult1969> so generic
22:00 <simba> i was forced to listen to marilyn manson last night does that coutn
22:00 <latexKult1969> no
22:00 <latexKult1969> thats not metal
22:00 <Doodle> whats metal
22:00 <latexKult1969> goth rock at best
23:00 <simba> shock rock
23:00 <latexKult1969> u got gooigle niggah
23:00 <simba> cock rock
23:00 <latexKult1969> use that shiz
23:00 <latexKult1969> good call sim
23:00 <latexKult1969> shock rock fine call
23:00 <Doodle> so like kiss?
23:00 <simba> block rock
23:00 <latexKult1969> hell yeha man
23:00 <Doodle> oh ok
23:00 <latexKult1969> kiss are great
23:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kiss - Strutter.mp3 (4.33MB 192kbps Stereo 3:09)
23:00 <latexKult1969> nice
23:00 <latexKult1969> fuck iron maiden
23:00 <latexKult1969> i am totally doing strutter right now
23:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <latexKult1969> ogh god
24:00 <latexKult1969> thats uber loud
24:00 <latexKult1969> hahaha
24:00 <latexKult1969> i am so getting eviocted
24:00 <latexKult1969> hahah
24:00 <latexKult1969> no liek really
25:00 <latexKult1969> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbiFkS4XwG8
25:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: KISS- Strutter Views: 644,319   Uploaded:  Jun 26, 2008 Duration: 3 Minutes 13 Seconds 
27:00 <Cath^> um hi
27:00 <Doodle> WHAT
27:00 <Serenity> over there
27:00 <Doodle> where
27:00 <faux> sez show us ur boobs
27:00 <Doodle> (  *  ) (  *  )
27:00 <latexKult1969> um hi back
27:00 <Cath^> o.o
27:00 <faux> Dey ugly
27:00 <partay> ^
27:00 <faux> Show real boobs
27:00 <latexKult1969> man
27:00 <latexKult1969> i swear 
27:00 <Serenity> i have boobs
28:00 <latexKult1969> boobs could be like eatne away by acid
28:00 <latexKult1969> and they woudl still rule
28:00 <faux> Shut up latexkum
28:00 <latexKult1969> fuck you
28:00 <Doodle> hai Cath^
28:00 <Doodle> want to make out?
28:00 <faux> how rude
28:00 <latexKult1969> thats me
28:00 <Cath^> depends
28:00 <latexKult1969> <making rude an artform since 1977
28:00 <Doodle> on what
28:00 <latexKult1969> make out..
28:00 <Cath^> are you hawt?
28:00 <latexKult1969> so american
28:00 <Doodle> fuck no
28:00 <Cath^> :o
29:00 <Doodle> i look like a truck has reversed over me
29:00 <latexKult1969> over here its like get me a beer and lets fuck
29:00 <latexKult1969> awesome
29:00 <Serenity> what??
29:00 <Serenity> he is he lies
29:00 <latexKult1969> i get a real stiffy when i meet road trauma victims
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <Cath^> pic or gtfo?
29:00 <Cath^> :D
29:00 <Doodle> /part #melbourne
29:00 <latexKult1969> *has totally and utterly annilated his chances at ever meeting a girl ever again
30:00 <Cath^> :/
30:00 <latexKult1969> who me?
30:00 <Doodle> i dont have any pics with my pants on
30:00 <latexKult1969> u really don't wnat a pic of me
30:00 <faux> Hahahahahahahhahahha
30:00 <latexKult1969> seriously
30:00 <latexKult1969> it snot good
30:00 <Cath^> oh good
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <faux> snot
30:00 <latexKult1969> ]i make th elepant man look like brad pitt 
30:00 <latexKult1969> legit
30:00 <faux> cock snot
30:00 <latexKult1969> no fooling
30:00 <faux> elepant man
30:00 <faux> Elenopant man
30:00 <faux> Aka doodle
30:00 <Doodle> hey
31:00 <Cath^> hey
31:00 <latexKult1969> well faux if you didn't kep tickiling my ballas all night liek the whore that you are...
31:00 <Doodle> Cath^ before i furnish you with my picture where are you from
31:00 <Doodle> and do you like losers
31:00 <latexKult1969> does it even matter whers shes from?
31:00 <latexKult1969> dude
31:00 <Doodle> well i can bone her if she is from darwin m8
31:00 <Doodle> cant
32:00 <latexKult1969> the fact some hairy obese man is even pretending t be a chi at tis ungdly hour on irc
32:00 <Cath^> I'm not in melb and I'm equal opportunity
32:00 <latexKult1969> is truly amazing
32:00 <latexKult1969> have at it
32:00 <Doodle> haha
32:00 <latexKult1969> go or gold so
32:00 <latexKult1969> son
32:00 <Doodle> i'm not in melb either, its nice isnt it
32:00 <latexKult1969> your country needs you!
32:00 <latexKult1969> wel thats a relife
32:00 <faux> um what
32:00 <latexKult1969> *reliefe
32:00 <faux> Who's tickling who's balls
32:00 <latexKult1969> i so cannot spell
33:00 <faux> also what
33:00 <faux> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zcObhrYiWAM/UkGxURJLokI/AAAAAAAAVFY/E6oNNWlraJ0/s1600/05-Mans’-13-Hour-Op-To-Remove-63KG-Testicles.jpg
33:00 <Doodle> no
33:00 <faux> You can't see themx
33:00 <faux> They're in pants.
33:00 <latexKult1969> that pic s hawt
33:00 <latexKult1969> i totally just jizzed
34:00 <latexKult1969> be a major hassle getting my mouth round that packagae
34:00 <latexKult1969> bu fuck it
34:00 <latexKult1969> i'm a wnaton slut
34:00 <latexKult1969> i;d totally try
34:00 <Doodle> D:
35:00 <Maurice> I like wnatons
35:00 <Cath^> sigh
35:00 <latexKult1969> inded
35:00 <latexKult1969> awesome
35:00 <latexKult1969> i'm in
35:00 <latexKult1969> whats yo nuber cutie>
35:00 <latexKult1969> hahah
35:00 <latexKult1969> i am a fucking typonese grad master right now
35:00 <latexKult1969> man if u dudes could see me now
35:00 <latexKult1969> for rel 
35:00 <latexKult1969> i am super druk..
36:00 <faux> If only we cared 
36:00 <latexKult1969> drunk even
36:00 <Cath^> what language are you typing?
36:00 <latexKult1969> i expect as such
36:00 <Maurice> Pig latin
36:00 <latexKult1969> i am talking cunt
36:00 <Doodle> thats why you dont make sense
36:00 <latexKult1969> like pure cunt
36:00 <latexKult1969> i am not suppose dto
36:00 <latexKult1969> its esoteric
37:00 <Cath^> Serenity: I blame you
37:00 <latexKult1969> meh i blam eall teh god damned whiskey i drunk
37:00 <Kris> Owhay isway everyway oneway isthay eveningway
37:00 <Doodle> urgay
37:00 <latexKult1969> legit if i gave this chick cath a pic of me she would change her religion
37:00 <latexKult1969> straight up
37:00 <Maurice> Lol
37:00 <latexKult1969> what kris said
37:00 <Doodle> send her one and say its me
37:00 <latexKult1969> ok done
38:00 <Doodle> awes
38:00 <Doodle> i might get lucky
38:00 <latexKult1969> its a fucking plan doods
38:00 <latexKult1969> hey
38:00 <latexKult1969> if oe of us gets laid
38:00 <latexKult1969> its a win right?
38:00 <latexKult1969> go team fuckhead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
38:00 <Doodle> rofl
38:00 <Cath^> I'd prefer you skip the pic and gtfo instead
38:00 <latexKult1969> at leat sskype me fucken
38:00 <latexKult1969> oh really?
38:00 <latexKult1969> meh...
39:00 <latexKult1969> booring
39:00 <latexKult1969> and here i wa sthinking cath was a cool motherfucker with a sens of humour and stuff
39:00 <latexKult1969> oh well
39:00 <Doodle> she might be
39:00 <latexKult1969> bah 
40:00 <Doodle> Cath^ do you like to take peoples underwear off with your teeth?
40:00 <latexKult1969> apparently not if your white male .punk and drunk as shit
40:00 <latexKult1969> speaking of punk
40:00 <latexKult1969> gonna introduce you fucking sqaures to some fine ass tunes
40:00 <Cath^> I don't kiss and tell
40:00 <latexKult1969> she does piss and tell though
40:00 <latexKult1969> so i hear
40:00 <Doodle> :o
40:00 <latexKult1969> damn germans!
41:00 <latexKult1969> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O96fxhT1pE&list=PLF03FBAD5B2ED9822
41:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Powder Monkeys in the doldrums. Views: 1,518   Uploaded:  Nov 15, 2010 Duration: 5 Minutes 24 Seconds 
41:00 <latexKult1969> STRAIGHT OUTTA GEELONG ROCK CITY
42:00 <latexKult1969> GET SOME CULTURE INTO YA YA FUCKING ASSES
42:00 <Cath^> sounds like you had a massive Valentine's Day latexKult1969
42:00 <latexKult1969> greatest fucking victorian band ever
42:00 <latexKult1969> meh fuck valentines day
42:00 <Cath^> lol
42:00 <latexKult1969> i am just beig m y usual drunen asshole slef
42:00 <latexKult1969> deal
42:00 <Serenity> Cath^ what did i do!
42:00 <latexKult1969> or don't
42:00 <latexKult1969> no legit
43:00 <latexKult1969> listen to these dudes
43:00 <Cath^> you lured me here
43:00 <Serenity> haha
43:00 <latexKult1969> fucking legendary stuff
43:00 <Cath^> under false pretences
43:00 <latexKult1969> the band nirvana wishes it could be
43:00 <latexKult1969> straight up
43:00 <Serenity> im drinking shit wine just to deal with it
43:00 <Doodle> what did she say Cath^
43:00 <Cath^> and he ain't giving it up!
43:00 <latexKult1969> we have so much kick ass rock and roll
43:00 <latexKult1969> and so many fucking sqaures no fuck all about it
43:00 <Serenity> show cath the shroom
43:00 <Doodle> LOL
43:00 <latexKult1969> bah
43:00 <Doodle> shut up sarah
43:00 <latexKult1969> innocent
43:00 <latexKult1969> 2 seconds
43:00 <latexKult1969> i break that shiot
43:00 <Serenity> hhhahahahah
44:00 <Cath^> ooh
44:00 <latexKult1969> sarah?seriously?
44:00 <latexKult1969> is soeones name sarah?
44:00 <Doodle> mine
44:00 <latexKult1969> every fucking sarah i knew
44:00 <Doodle> i'm sarah
44:00 <latexKult1969> was a dirty fucking whore
44:00 <latexKult1969> lol
44:00 <latexKult1969> straigt
44:00 <faux> Got that right 
44:00 <Doodle> yeah
44:00 <Doodle> LOL
44:00 <Serenity> lucky im a dirty whore then
44:00 <faux> LOL
44:00 <Cath^> you're in trouble now Sarah lmaooooo
44:00 <latexKult1969> fucking priate school bicthes with their holie rthan thou shit
44:00 <faux> sarahnitt
44:00 <faux> Y
44:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jefferson Starship - Sarah.mp3 (4.53MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:56)
44:00 <Serenity> christinas are bigger whores
44:00 <Doodle> stoooooooooooorms are brewin in ur eyezzzzzzzzzzz
45:00 <faux> Ex
45:00 <faux> Cuse
45:00 <faux> Me
45:00 <latexKult1969> ..til  they met a true punk rocker who fucked thme proper
45:00 <latexKult1969> starship[
45:00 <latexKult1969> ..
45:00 <latexKult1969> nice
45:00 <Serenity> biggest sluts out
45:00 <Serenity> etc etc
45:00 <Maurice> Thats based of the study of Aguilera
45:00 <Doodle> you say that like its a bad thing
45:00 <latexKult1969> yeha true christinaias arepretty big whores also
45:00 <Maurice> On*
45:00 <Cath^> lol
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <faux> Look
45:00 <faux> Let's leave Christina's out of this
45:00 <latexKult1969> cath..
45:00 <latexKult1969> good irsh name
45:00 <latexKult1969> spekaing of..
45:00 <faux> Cath got your tongue 
45:00 <faux> Hahehahhae
46:00 <Cath^> Greek actually
46:00 <Doodle> kekekeke
46:00 <Doodle> orly
46:00 <faux> Robs r just fgts
46:00 <Doodle> HEY
46:00 <faux> hi
46:00 <Cath^> um hi
46:00 <Doodle> i am not a fgt
46:00 <faux> Oh ok
46:00 <faux> My bad
46:00 <latexKult1969> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEk9GJXu7k8
46:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Thin Lizzy-Black Rose (Rock Legend) FULL ALBUM Views: 85,041   Uploaded: Published on Jul 8, 2012 Duration: 38 Minutes 57 Seconds 
46:00 <latexKult1969> bah
46:00 <latexKult1969> its irish
46:00 <Doodle> so, how long have you been greek Cath^?
46:00 <faux> lmaoo
46:00 <latexKult1969> the geeks stole it
46:00 <Doodle> hehehehe
47:00 <latexKult1969> brbr kids
47:00 <latexKult1969> gotta drain the main vein
47:00 <Cath^> I'm not Greek
47:00 <Doodle> oh
47:00 <Cath^> my name comes from Greek background apparently
47:00 <Doodle> oic
48:00 <Cath^> does that mean you want to u sit next to me now?
48:00 <Cath^> unsit too
49:00 <Doodle> depends on whether i can see down your top or not
49:00 <Cath^> how tall are you?
49:00 <latexKult1969> -nah ts sorat right
49:00 <Doodle> 6'2
49:00 <latexKult1969> cath is greek 
49:00 <latexKult1969> was gaelic also
49:00 <Cath^> yep you'll see plenty then
49:00 <Doodle> woooooooo
49:00 <Maurice> Gotta love garlic
50:00 <Doodle> yum
50:00 <Cath^> lol
50:00 <Doodle> in and around my mouth
50:00 <latexKult1969> galeic motherfucker
50:00 <Doodle> garlic too
50:00 <latexKult1969> can you speka it?
50:00 <latexKult1969> probaly not
50:00 <latexKult1969> hahah
52:00 <Cath^> spit
52:00 <Maurice> Doodle never spits
52:00 <Doodle> :o
52:00 <Doodle> dont tell them
53:00 <Maurice> He's a guzzler
53:00 <Cath^> :o
53:00 <Doodle> dont project your own cockgobbling onto me Maurice
53:00 <Maurice> I wish
53:00 <Maurice> So you don't want me cockgobbling on you
53:00 <Maurice> I'm confused
53:00 <Serenity> gargler
54:00 <Doodle> i didnt say that
54:00 <Cath^> I read cockblocking
55:00 <ShadowLurker> cockthrobber
55:00 <Doodle> filth
56:00 <Serenity> my fingers are going unumb
56:00 <Doodle> stop flicking your bean
56:00 <Serenity> im only gonna feel half of a good finger trashing
56:00 <Doodle> loool
56:00 <Serenity> thrashing
56:00 <Serenity> eff
56:00 <Maurice> UNUMB
56:00 <Cath^> I'm only using one finger
56:00 <Doodle> oer
57:00 <Doodle> pics
57:00 <latexKult1969> man
57:00 <latexKult1969> i dunno..
57:00 <latexKult1969> trying ti fak akseep
57:00 <latexKult1969> but no luck
57:00 <Maurice> Try not breathing
57:00 <Maurice> It helps
57:00 <latexKult1969> fall even
57:00 <latexKult1969> oh relaly?
57:00 <Maurice> Yes, relaly
57:00 <latexKult1969> that woudl entail dying
57:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <latexKult1969> how about you make me you smug motherfucker?
58:00 <latexKult1969> thats right
58:00 <Maurice> Are you asking me to smother you?
58:00 <latexKult1969> didn't think so
58:00 <Maurice> I get that a lot
58:00 <latexKult1969> all you cna od i gline me
58:00 <Doodle> ;)
58:00 <Maurice> We've all noticed you don't think
58:00 <latexKult1969> like the pirate shcool faggot that you are
58:00 <Maurice> LOL can I gline you?
58:00 <latexKult1969> all safe and shit in ur mommysmansion
58:00 <latexKult1969> :P
58:00 <latexKult1969> cos i will totallyu break you
58:00 <latexKult1969> you insignifucnt shit
58:00 <Maurice> Good grief
58:00 <latexKult1969> yeah
58:00 <Maurice> I want the drugs you've taken
59:00 <latexKult1969> good fucking greif indeed
59:00 <latexKult1969> not breathing hey?
59:00 <Maurice> I EVEN TYPED IT FOR YOU, IT'S GRIEF
59:00 <latexKult1969> what the shit is that dude?
59:00 <Maurice> Fucking hell
59:00 <ZapbuzZ> dun dun dun
59:00 <latexKult1969> you fucking sucmbag
59:00 <latexKult1969> i pis son you and your netire greaseball family dude
59:00 <latexKult1969> you fucking noibody
59:00 <latexKult1969> tel me to not breathe
59:00 <Maurice> What
59:00 <Maurice> The fuck
59:00 <latexKult1969> i drank more whiskey
59:00 <latexKult1969> than you will ever fucking se ein 1 life time
00:00 <latexKult1969> u dare tell me to nit breath
00:00 <latexKult1969> you fucking nobody
00:00 <Maurice> Spigga da engrish
00:00 <ShadowLurker> who is this cunt
00:00 <latexKult1969> go listen to some rela music you boring geneic cunt
00:00 <latexKult1969> what a piece of shiot
00:00 <Maurice> What is rela music
00:00 <latexKult1969> go gline me u sqaure cunt
00:00 <Cath^> my eyes hurt
00:00 <ZapbuzZ> someones a baaaaad alcoholic
00:00 <Maurice> My vagina is not square
00:00 <ShadowLurker> GENEC
00:00 <latexKult1969> and tell babay jesus i said to suck my fucking choad hey
00:00 <latexKult1969> cunt
00:00 <Cath^> watching this drivel
00:00 <latexKult1969> no sdomeone need sto be sdtabbe din the fucking cock
00:00 <Maurice> I don't know what you're saying
00:00 <latexKult1969> straight uo
00:00 <Maurice> This is like talking to Helen Keller
01:00 <ShadowLurker> noone does
01:00 <Cath^> lol
01:00 <latexKult1969> \telling a random person to ill themslef thinking they are afunny
01:00 <latexKult1969> go fuck urself dude
01:00 <latexKult1969> i am down foa laugh
01:00 <latexKult1969> but ruice sraight uo the shit aint funny nigga
01:00 <ZapbuzZ> troll much?
01:00 <Maurice> I didn't tell you to ill yourself, I told you to stop breathing
01:00 <latexKult1969> i would never say that to someone
01:00 <latexKult1969> wtf is ur priblem cunt
01:00 <latexKult1969> i pis son you dude
01:00 <Maurice> Hey, you were the one complaining you couldn't sleep, I offer a solution, you go drug fucked
01:00 <latexKult1969> you fucking low rent cunt
01:00 <Maurice> Not my fault
01:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
02:00 <latexKult1969> suggetsing i commit suicde
02:00 <latexKult1969> yeha thanks
02:00 <latexKult1969> rela fucking mature dude
02:00 <Maurice> Anytime
02:00 <latexKult1969> well done
02:00 <Maurice> WTF IS RELA
02:00 <latexKult1969> oh ur so smart
02:00 <Maurice> Rela music, rela fucking
02:00 <latexKult1969> u cna point out a persons typos
02:00 <latexKult1969> and use it as the hieght oif greta comedy
02:00 <Doodle> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RELA
02:00 <latexKult1969> what a fucking legend
02:00 <Maurice> It's easy when there are so many of them
02:00 <latexKult1969> out ur hands tigether for teh greta muruce
02:00 <latexKult1969> such a fucking orginal all star here
03:00 <Vagisil> makes me sick to my stomach im paying rupert murdoch for tv
03:00 <Taco> Vagisil, ok then, don't.
03:00 <Vagisil> but mrs loves the cricket and shes working her cakehole off up here
03:00 <Maurice> Lol Doodle
03:00 <latexKult1969> go take a wash you unhygenice gash
03:00 <Doodle> its obvious that RELA is V-rel avian reticuloendotheliosis viral oncogene homolog A
03:00 <Doodle> der
03:00 <Maurice> Oh, so he's really a genius
03:00 <latexKult1969> meh fuck thsi room
03:00 <ZapbuzZ> hey latexKult1969 dont kill yerself talk about politics instead
03:00 <Maurice> unhygenice
03:00 <latexKult1969> full of yuppy fucking cockheads
03:00 <latexKult1969> no taste
03:00 <Doodle> Phosphorylation and acetylation of RELA are crucial post-translational modifications required for NF-κB activation.
03:00 <Doodle> i thought so too
03:00 <Maurice> Well then
03:00 <Maurice> I wish I had a cockhead
04:00 <nate> http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/66134933/cricket-world-cup-opening-ceremony-mesmerising-quirky
04:00 <realist> That blood donation criteria... what the actual fuck? Discriminatory against male homosexuals.
04:00 <latexKult1969> and anothe thing...
04:00 <Cath^> I don't know what you just said but I'm a little turned on Doodle
04:00 <Doodle> lolol Cath^ me either
04:00 <ZapbuzZ> i used to neck roosters on a chook farm maurice there were lots of cockheads there ....
04:00 <Maurice> Now the PM's
04:00 <Cath^> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> risk factors
05:00 <Vagisil> the opening ceremony was fuckin awesome
05:00 <ZapbuzZ> neck = pull their heads off 
05:00 <Cath^> tmi
05:00 <ZapbuzZ> wats tmi?
05:00 <Serenity> i wanna see caths boozies
06:00 <realist> katatonic_kate01: and if they're clean, and aren't promiscuous?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i don't agree with them
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i say practice safe sex always
06:00 <realist> Pretty sure I could go on a fucking spree having unprotected sex, and still donate?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i'd say, you're a fucking idiot
06:00 <realist> Since I'm heterosexual.
06:00 <Doodle> me too
06:00 <Cath^> ( o )( o )
06:00 <Doodle> owl eyes
06:00 <Serenity> ill show you mine if you show me yours
06:00 <Doodle> hoooooo hooooooooo
06:00 <ZapbuzZ> my eyes poping out of my head
06:00 <Cath^> they'd poke your eyes out Doodle be careful
06:00 <Doodle> i'll squint
06:00 <ZapbuzZ> i wouldn't complain
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> besides, they screen the blood anyways
07:00 <realist> Yes, a homosexual who has protected sex, can't?
07:00 <realist> ^Yes^Yet
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> take it up with them, i said  i DONT agree
07:00 <ZapbuzZ> id be on my knees begging for buttermilk
07:00 <Doodle> or wear goggles
07:00 <Cath^> lol
07:00 <Cath^> ZapbuzZ you've been on a farm too long
07:00 <latexKult1969> you how the fuck do you ignore people?
07:00 <Serenity> /ignore Serenity
08:00 <amelia> realist it's your turn, go
08:00 <Vagisil> yep
08:00 <Vagisil> its retarded
08:00 <Vagisil> theres even a boycott on donating blood that circulates every once in a while
08:00 <amelia> I did not see that coming
08:00 <latexKult1969> cos i am noit soecila liek muarcie the great cunt
08:00 <latexKult1969> i do not know the cared private scxhool codes
08:00 <Serenity> maurice does have a great cunt
08:00 <Serenity> i mean..
08:00 <Zade> woot woot woot 
08:00 <latexKult1969> it needa a fucking knife jamme din it
08:00 <Doodle> whoah
08:00 <latexKult1969> ahh nice
08:00 <latexKult1969> done
08:00 <Doodle> pointy
08:00 <latexKult1969> what a complete cunt
08:00 <Maurice> I'll have you know, latexKult1969 is bad typing me in PM
08:00 <latexKult1969> sorry i was having a good tie til that gash told me to kioll myself
08:00 <latexKult1969> anyways
09:00 <SixInchRambo> haha
09:00 <realist> amelia: you were supposed to catch that in your mouth, like a classy bitch.
09:00 <Taco> realist, homosexuals are the same as people who hire sex workers :D
09:00 <Taco> realist, I love the blood donation criteria
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> no they're not
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even in the same category! Only red cross deems them as
09:00 <amelia> I caught it in ma nose
09:00 <latexKult1969> continue
09:00 <Maurice> The number you have called is not connected, please try again.
09:00 <latexKult1969> that shit wa smost uncool
09:00 <latexKult1969> don't even know them hey
09:00 <latexKult1969> unt probaly lives in south yarra or some shit
09:00 <ZapbuzZ> Cath^ ive been ALONE too long more like...
09:00 <latexKult1969> don't be man
10:00 <realist> amelia: cute, like a seal with a beach ball 
10:00 <amelia> arf arf
10:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, o ok, who do you donate blood 2 in australia?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> red cross
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't agree with their criteria! 
10:00 <Taco> so you're saying right, that my statement is accurate
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> They can take my blood or not - i don't give a fuck
10:00 <latexKult1969> go and meet folks
10:00 <latexKult1969> just be urslef and stuff 
10:00 <latexKult1969> it easy
10:00 <Maurice> The number you have called is not connected, please try again.
10:00 <latexKult1969> if dudes cna't dig you
10:00 <latexKult1969> then tel em to fuck off 
10:00 <ZapbuzZ> alright
10:00 <latexKult1969> incidently
10:00 <latexKult1969> i am drunk
10:00 <latexKult1969> and sucidal as fuck
10:00 <latexKult1969> and i will tell you straht'
11:00 <Taco> you might care if you ever require a transfusion
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm saying that whatever is written in the new red cross criteria is what the red cross wrote
11:00 <Taco> new? it isnt new?
11:00 <latexKult1969> your a good dude
11:00 <latexKult1969> keeop being you ma
11:00 <ZapbuzZ> cheers
11:00 <latexKult1969> mate
11:00 <latexKult1969> :D
11:00 <latexKult1969> fuck yeah
11:00 <latexKult1969> [piss on the slef important yupopie kids
11:00 <latexKult1969> and rob theri houses
11:00 <latexKult1969> fuck them
11:00 <latexKult1969> be a punk rocker til eath
11:00 <latexKult1969> creat destory live
12:00 <Taco> they've refused donations from homosexuals for 30 years or more?
12:00 <realist> Taco: if the transfusion saves my life, I can deal with having HIV for the rest of it
12:00 <realist> Taco: yes, but only those who've had sex in the last 12 months (they could just lie though, right?)
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> wouldn't happen
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> they test the blood
12:00 <latexKult1969> *(destroy even
12:00 <latexKult1969> sorry i totaly forgot how to ignore cunts is all
12:00 <latexKult1969> man its fucking shity alentine s day
12:00 <latexKult1969> and i am 2 years out of a 13 yr relionship
12:00 <latexKult1969> sp frgv me for being a il amotional
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly they could lie
13:00 <Taco> realist, umm ok then, but it is certainly possible to have a blood bank with extremely low occurance of hiv
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> and they have the back up of screening all blood products
13:00 <Saemon> homos shouldnt be able to donate blood, i wouldnt want poofter blood in me what if it goes to my brain and alters me brain chemical, turning me into a poof as well?
13:00 <Taco> kate, hiv infection can take 6 months to propogate and be testable. Blood isn't kept that long.
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're a fucking moron
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, you can get a 20 min HIV test done
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know fuck all obviously
13:00 <Vagisil> oh katatonic_kate01
13:00 <latexKult1969> that maurice was just not even funy hen thy aid o die
13:00 <latexKult1969> that shit i sfucked
13:00 <ZapbuzZ> thats ok i've been alone for 8 years
13:00 <latexKult1969> i am her eto get druk and chat and have a laugh 
13:00 <Maurice> I didn't tell you to die, I said try to not breathe
13:00 <latexKult1969> yeha no good dude
13:00 <Maurice> Totally different, for all I know you had hiccups..
13:00 <Serenity> FUCK MAN
13:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP
13:00 <latexKult1969> lakc of trying?
13:00 <latexKult1969> or world full of cunts?
14:00 <Vagisil> about the age of consent stuff earlier
14:00 <Vagisil> spains isnt 14
14:00 <Taco> and if you've contracted hiv in less than 6 months, it may show a negative result when you are infact hiv positive
14:00 <Vagisil> its 13.
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> 20 minute blood test HIV
14:00 <realist> katatonic_kate01: yes, but you have to be tested 3-6 months after exposure
14:00 <Vagisil> yep
14:00 <Vagisil> even a year it might not show
14:00 <realist> katatonic_kate01: someone who conntracted HIV yesterday would return negative
14:00 <latexKult1969> eat a dick serentity
14:00 <Doodle> looool
14:00 <latexKult1969> you slef important yupoie gash
14:00 <ZapbuzZ> one day the right person will come along and those 8 years will be forgotten
14:00 <Maurice> Damn, beat me
14:00 <Maurice> Off..
14:00 <Doodle> YEAH EAT A DICK SERENITY
14:00 <Maurice> Or 3 of them
14:00 <Serenity> anna asl
14:00 <nate> latex man sure is keen
15:00 <Vagisil> viruses are cunts
15:00 <[Maverick]> #melbourne: the home of le couch pathologists. 
15:00 <realist> (They test for the antibody)
15:00 <amelia> wot do clouds wear under their shorts
15:00 <Vagisil> yep exactly
15:00 <amelia> thunderpants
15:00 <Vagisil> lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <Maurice> Is this anna steele
15:00 <Maurice> Due to the movie
15:00 <Doodle> nate has dick on highlight
15:00 <Serenity> make sure your tampon is out tho
15:00 <Maurice> Don't we all
15:00 <Maurice> LOL
15:00 <Doodle> no
15:00 <Serenity> im not into that shit
15:00 <Maurice> No worries, he'll just remove it
15:00 <latexKult1969> i repeat
15:00 <Serenity> do it
15:00 <latexKult1969> eat a bag of hobo cocks serenity
15:00 <Maurice> Please don't
15:00 <Serenity> goon
15:00 <Maurice> HOBO
15:00 <Maurice> Hot
15:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <Vagisil> [Maverick] well considering mosto f the channel thinks antibiotics kill viruses.. pathology isnt going to be a major of many ppl in here :P
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.emedicinehealth.com/rapid_oral_hiv_test/article_em.htm
16:00 <Taco> kate, ur an idiot plz stop
16:00 <amelia> NO ONE IS AN IDIOT OK
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, you're just misinformed is all
16:00 <amelia> pls guys
16:00 <nate> Doodle u are da man!
17:00 <amelia> lets jus hold hands
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> not my problem
17:00 <amelia> cmon *puts hand out*
17:00 <realist> I have sweaty palms.
17:00 <Vagisil> even so
17:00 <[Maverick]> well.. bacteria is often mistaken as a virus ;) 
17:00 <amelia> your sweaty palms are OK wif me
17:00 <realist> amelia: happy valentines day
17:00 <Vagisil> an antibody test isnt anywhere as quick at detection as an antigen test
17:00 <Doodle> woooo
17:00 <ZapbuzZ> ever had tap tap noises around yer home
18:00 <Vagisil> do the p24 test
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, well, well….
18:00 <amelia> how are you going to celebrate such a special day realist
18:00 <amelia> woah
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> PRACTICE SAFE SEX regardless of your sexuality and we wouldn't be having this convo
18:00 <Vagisil> actually detects the p24 which is a protein of the hi virus
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> end of story
18:00 <[Maverick]> spot on katatonic_kate01
18:00 <amelia> talking about aids and HIV is a pretty good way to spend it
19:00 <Vagisil> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <realist> amelia: I'm going to take myself out on a date (with myself)
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> good
19:00 <amelia> that sounds pretty amazing
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> happy v/day wanker
19:00 <Vagisil> hiv is de evolving now anyway.. 
19:00 <amelia> I hope you and you have an awesome date
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i mean that sincerely too
19:00 <Vagisil> no one knows why yet
19:00 <Vagisil> but its pretty amazing
20:00 <realist> amelia: I'm pretty good company 
20:00 <Vagisil> and weve pretty much nailed pregnant mothers from giving it to their unborn child
20:00 <Vagisil> which is pretty cool
20:00 <Taco> lol beagle is sloshed
20:00 <Loof> that is until pieterAIDS hits society
20:00 <Vagisil> lmao
21:00 <Vagisil> i just wish the HPV vaccine came about 20 years earlier
21:00 <amelia> I am already pretty jealous at the cool discussions you are going to get to have with yourself :(
21:00 <Vagisil> genital warts wouldnt be much of a thing any more
21:00 <Vagisil> gonna be ages before weve eradicated hpv though
21:00 <amelia> genital warts just make people uniquie OK
21:00 <amelia> unique
21:00 <Vagisil> lmao
21:00 <Vagisil> left untreated they can give u arse cancer.. but thats ok
22:00 <[Maverick]> actually.. 25% have a chance of passing it on if they don't have the treatment.. but there is still a 1% it can still happen. 
22:00 <Taco> Pieter cannot donate blood
22:00 <Vagisil> but they dont get treated becoz imiquimod is still over $100
22:00 <[Maverick]> if they are getting treatment 
22:00 <Taco> "Unfortunately, you can never give blood if: You have ever injected yourself or been injected with drugs not prescribed by a doctor or dentist (even if this was only once)"
22:00 <Vagisil> lol
22:00 <nate> i only know of hsv
22:00 <Vagisil> herpes
22:00 <realist> amelia: you could always do the same.
22:00 <Vagisil> or holden?
23:00 <Vagisil> hsv herpes simplesx virus...
23:00 <amelia> yah I guess, you're right
23:00 <nate> apply some Vagisil and away u go
23:00 <Vagisil> LOL
23:00 <realist> Taco: I've been injected with unprescribed drugs by a doctor, does that count?
23:00 <Vagisil> and the warts.. maybe some preparation h
23:00 <Vagisil> lol
23:00 <ZapbuzZ> !ping
24:00 <Vagisil> my father in law got his injection by a doctor a few months ago
24:00 <Vagisil> dr forgot to alcohol swab
24:00 <Taco> realist, yes, you're excluded.
24:00 <Vagisil> got a massive infection
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
24:00 <Taco> realist, doctors cannot prescribe illegal narcotics
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> UM
24:00 <amelia> DON'T EXCLUDE realist
24:00 <realist> Taco: I didn't say it was illegal.
24:00 <Taco> realist, what was it?
24:00 <Vagisil> just because its not prescription.. doesnt mean its not prescribed by a doctor
25:00 <Vagisil> panadol can be prescribed by a dr
25:00 <realist> I guess that since the doctor gave the injection, it's prescribed, right?
25:00 <Vagisil> Yep
25:00 <nate> he mixed up the blue pill and the red pill, u didnt goto the matrix
25:00 <Vagisil> lmao
25:00 <Vagisil> he went to neverland
25:00 <Taco> realist, prescribing narcotics is malpractice, AMA would be highly interested so they can suppend the practicing certificate
25:00 <Vagisil> but yeah always make sure dr alcohol swabs you before injection
25:00 <ZapbuzZ> Optus wishes to advise latexKult1969 has insufficient credit to make a call
25:00 <ZapbuzZ> rotfl
25:00 <ZapbuzZ> could be iprimus i suppose
26:00 <nate> is amelia the hot butter on ya popcorn;l
26:00 <amelia> mmm maple syrup rocky road popcorn
26:00 <realist> amelia: there's such a thing!?
26:00 <amelia> I had it in Canada
26:00 <nate> yeah shout all us fatties
26:00 <amelia> and it was pretty amazing
26:00 <realist> nate: perhaps, the night is still young!
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want caramel pop corn
26:00 <amelia> this was caramel pop corn to the extreme
26:00 <realist> amelia: sounds amazing, those crazy canucks!
27:00 <realist> amelia: I want
27:00 <amelia> prob about 3582 levels above caramel popcorn
27:00 <amelia> mmmm
27:00 <realist> Only 3582 levels?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds delicious
27:00 <amelia> yah but that's out of 3583 levels
27:00 <amelia> so pretty high
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> 3583 calories
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> means its delicous
27:00 <realist> amelia: heh, anything with mapel syrup rates with me
27:00 <amelia> in one piece
28:00 <amelia> maple syrup pancakes with bacon?
28:00 <realist> amelia: always.
28:00 <amelia> ohhhh
28:00 <Kynetic> just gimme some maple bacon
28:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/10959482_840806929312568_5578410144989000079_n.jpg?oh=7596daf7a3a01bdaf0d2ae753d6e0fd5&oe=558D3336&__gda__=1431122384_6258bf3a8457ad7ee1746687e3edbde5
28:00 <realist> Although, I only found one place in Vancouver that did those
28:00 <Kynetic> how about chicken and waffles?
28:00 <Taco> hey its beehhh 
28:00 <amelia> really?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i love pancakes + bacon
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> but not together
28:00 <Taco> beehhh, how do you feel about the criteria for blood donation outlined by the red cross?
28:00 <realist> Oh, and 1gal bottles of maple syrup, yum
28:00 <Kynetic> chicken and waffles is awesome
28:00 <beehhh> hi Taco
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> on the side, sure
28:00 <amelia> every place we went did them
28:00 <Taco> beehhh, http://www.donateblood.com.au/faq#faq_300
28:00 <doctor> drugs should be readily available from a regulated market
28:00 <amelia> I really liked Vancouver
29:00 <beehhh> im not donating hiv
29:00 <doctor> shouldn't need a doctor to medicate or harm yourself
29:00 <amelia> I wish spent longer there
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> where was  x files made
29:00 <realist> doctor: especially maple syrup, that should totally be regulated!
29:00 <beehhh> USA
29:00 <Vagisil> lol
29:00 <doctor> i think it already is
29:00 <realist> amelia: same, I was only there for 1-2 weeks
29:00 <Vagisil> canada u idiot
29:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, some of the x-files was filmed in the same locations as stargate
29:00 <Kynetic> im pretty sure maple syrup is heavily regulated or run by like one company?
29:00 <Vagisil> vancouver
30:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, I realised the scenery is the same
30:00 <beehhh> UFO's seems to be harmless soforth but they do have extraordinary technologies
30:00 <doctor> yeah only one brand I saw where you can get real maple syrup 
30:00 <amelia> 1 - 2 weeks is heaps !!
30:00 <Kynetic> like all the maple syrup stocks are owned by one company and they only release x amount at a time so as not to deplete the supply too much
30:00 <amelia> I was only there 1 night
30:00 <Vagisil> yeh its probably like potatos in western australia
30:00 <beehhh> i've never seen nothing like this anything before
30:00 <Kynetic> in case of bad years
30:00 <doctor> 4 times more expensive than imitation stuff
30:00 <nate> 1 night in paradise kylie?
30:00 <Kynetic> yeah well its like imitation vanilla vs real vanilla.. 
31:00 <doctor> true
31:00 <Vagisil> lol
31:00 <realist> amelia: its a nice place
31:00 <Vagisil> vanilla is $400 a kilo in australia
31:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfER3jhUC2E
31:00 <amelia> it
31:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kylie Minogue - On a night like this (Music Video) Views: 2,928,970   Uploaded:  Oct 10, 2007 Duration: 4 Minutes 7 Seconds 
31:00 <Vagisil> for actual vanilla pods
31:00 <Kynetic> fuck the imitation shit.
31:00 <beehhh> one security guard told me this things come out of after 2pm and hoovers around
31:00 <Kynetic> for the pods Vagisil?
31:00 <amelia> s pretty at night by the water and all
31:00 <Vagisil> yep
31:00 <realist> I stayed near Kitsilano beach
31:00 <beehhh> hes been here past 6 years
31:00 <Kynetic> jesus
31:00 <Kynetic> no wonder i only got 4 in a container for like $10
31:00 <amelia> oh I not sure where that is :(
31:00 <beehhh> 2AM
31:00 <Vagisil> reuse the shit out of them
31:00 <realist> 15min south of downtown
31:00 <Kynetic> i used one to make awesome vanilla icecream
32:00 <Vagisil> mmm
32:00 <beehhh> Justin Johns saw aliens too
32:00 <amelia> ah nice
32:00 <Taco> lol
32:00 <Taco> https://www.facebook.com/nswpoliceforce/posts/10152793379101185
32:00 <beehhh> but i couldve seen more of their action if only i didnt freakout while having a smoko
32:00 <realist> amelia: where else did you go?
32:00 <Vagisil> lol as if sign up to a fuckin match making site
32:00 <nate> does beehhh have aliens on highlight to set his alarm off to wake him up
32:00 <Vagisil> so much easier to just go dogging
32:00 <amelia> Whistler, New York, New Orleans & Vegas
33:00 <realist> So many Aussies in Whistler
33:00 <amelia> I know!!!
33:00 <realist> On the coke and shit.
33:00 <beehhh> aliens & I are on the spotlight is the media agenda for BBC & CNN & Alzezira
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oo oo my friend just went to whistler
33:00 <amelia> ahahaha no doubr
33:00 <amelia> doubt
34:00 <amelia> all over Whistler just packed with ausies
34:00 <beehhh> but what seems to be ironic about them they dont like being seen and like to stay as ghosts
34:00 <nate> seems ive known you for a lifetime, now its time to make beehhh mine, on irc like this
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna go to the deep south
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> do some voodoo 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> sing in a church
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat watermelon
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> and fried chicken
35:00 <beehhh> kfc?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure, why not
35:00 <Vagisil> man i dunno where to go this holidays
35:00 <Vagisil> fuckin me off
35:00 <beehhh> i want kfc's spagetti zinger
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> watermelon, watermelon i love you love watermelon…. 
36:00 <beehhh> i fan grapes
36:00 <Vagisil> oi nate
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah, i can't get that song out of my head! Damn you justine clarke!
36:00 <Taco> hmm that might be what I desire to eat... buffalo wings
36:00 <Vagisil> check this out
36:00 <Kynetic> mmm
36:00 <Taco> I can go on the ripped cunt shit diet
36:00 <Kynetic> buffalo wings
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew wings
36:00 <Vagisil> this is my wifes teaching classes now shes doing the switch programme
36:00 <Kynetic> theres a place that does em for 25c each on wednesdays just down the rd
36:00 <beehhh> ufo's are setting perth CBD on alite during the dark
37:00 <Vagisil> Teaching Kindy, pre primary... 3,4,5,6 science... 3,4,5,6 ict... 3,4,5,6 sport.... 3,4,5,6 art..... 3,4,5,6 t&e... 7,8,9,10 English
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehh
37:00 <Taco> beehhh, rite now?
37:00 <Vagisil> every week
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> take your meds
37:00 <Vagisil> fuckin astounding
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're fucking insane!
37:00 <amelia> mmmmmmmmmmm buffalo wings
37:00 <Vagisil> literally teaching kindy to year 10
37:00 <beehhh> women n aliens both dont like snow so im going
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew to wings 
37:00 <amelia> women love snow
37:00 <amelia> boy you craaaaazeh
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate eating meat off a bone
38:00 <amelia> I am pretty sure aliens like snow too fyi
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> mark snow
38:00 <Vagisil> NATE
38:00 <Vagisil> ffs
38:00 <beehhh> happy transvelentine's day
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> get some cock up ya
38:00 <amelia> happy transvelentine's day to you too!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think ii saw single red roses at woolies for 10 or 12 bucks
39:00 <amelia> did you kick it
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
39:00 <beehhh> me & my ts gf will date 2morrow its been like 15 years since i was divorced
39:00 <Kynetic> i saw em at the servo for $8
39:00 <Kynetic> single red roses that is
39:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/2lxjrki.jpg
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> servo roses ftw
39:00 <amelia> I GOT ROSES
40:00 <beehhh> well 13
40:00 <Vagisil> lol
40:00 <Vagisil> my wife got foxtel and a new car
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <amelia> beehhh has nice skin
40:00 <Vagisil> anything else she can get fucked
40:00 <beehhh> you bet 50bucks is that epic Vagisil?
40:00 <Vagisil> lolwot
40:00 <Vagisil> $60 foxtel
40:00 <Vagisil> entertainment..sports..  HD
40:00 <beehhh> i eat olives all the time
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
41:00 <Vagisil> after the cricket is finished will ditch sports and HD
41:00 <Kynetic> lol
41:00 <Kynetic> foxtel.
41:00 <Kynetic> you fkn funny cunce.
41:00 <Vagisil> yeh man
41:00 <amelia> mmmmm mitchy johnson
41:00 <Vagisil> every world cup game live
41:00 <Vagisil> cant beat it
41:00 <Vagisil> and we own the STB too which is nice
41:00 <Kynetic> yeah but really.. are you gonna watchj every single game?
41:00 <realist> Imagine getting married on valentines day (then eventually divorcing)
41:00 <[Maverick]> hi
41:00 <Taco> *cough* slut
41:00 <Maurice> Don't talk about [Maverick] like that
42:00 <Vagisil> yep
42:00 <Vagisil> 3 games tomorrow
42:00 <Vagisil> flick between the 3
42:00 <Kynetic> is it 2020?
42:00 <realist> Every valentines day after the divorce would suck.
42:00 <Vagisil> no
42:00 <Kynetic> or one day rules?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh, people hype vday up
42:00 <Vagisil> yeh one dayers
42:00 <Vagisil> 50/50
42:00 <Kynetic> they should change one day games
42:00 <Kynetic> to 2 innings of 2020
42:00 <beehhh> you heard it right
42:00 <Kynetic> or even 3
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's nice to get loved up stuff - but consistency is better
42:00 <Vagisil> yeh that would be cool
42:00 <Kynetic> imagine the scores
42:00 <Kynetic> for a one day game
42:00 <Taco> sorry I was talking about you?
42:00 <Taco> well actually kate but whatevs
43:00 <beehhh> http://www.ohnuts.com/showImage.cfm/extra-large/Green-Olive-Chocolate1.jpg
43:00 <amelia> yah
43:00 <Christopher> since when does a pc
43:00 <Kynetic> 2 innings of 2020 you'd see some scores like 600+
43:00 <amelia> don't really need a day to tell someone you love em
43:00 <Christopher> detect and make noise for new usb devices
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, trew amelia
43:00 <Christopher> when ya only on home
43:00 <amelia> other way more important days like anniversaries n shit
43:00 <Christopher> and asleep
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> but roses and chocolates still would be nice
43:00 <Vagisil> yep
43:00 <Vagisil> well
43:00 <Vagisil> maybe 500
43:00 <Maurice> I knew you weren't talking about me, I don't get it enough to be a slut
43:00 <Taco> u jealous?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's up with names?
43:00 <Maurice> Little bit
43:00 <ZapbuzZ> Taco u need to be used
44:00 <realist> amelia: I love you the same today, as I do every other day.
44:00 <Kynetic> valentines day is a load of shit
44:00 <amelia> stop I am blushing
44:00 <Vagisil> who cares dont judge lol
44:00 <xm> imagine being the receptionist and thinking every delivery of roses and chocolate is for you but then find out it's for someone else again and again
44:00 <Christopher> yeah i gotta ask my mum for keys back
44:00 <Vagisil> LOL
44:00 <Christopher> and the extra key she is lying about not having
45:00 <Vagisil> fuckin security
45:00 <Christopher> how do u heard sounds of usb devices getting detected
45:00 <Vagisil> i cant work out what we are gonna use for our short term stay
45:00 <Christopher> when ya alseep
45:00 <Christopher> i gonna kill myself oneday
45:00 <realist> xm: thankfully it's Saturday this year.
45:00 <realist> xm: but you've given me an idea
45:00 <Kynetic> Christopher can u not do it by jumping off a bridge tho?
45:00 <Kynetic> cos like.. i hate traffic.
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <realist> Deliver some flowers to a receptionist.
45:00 <ZapbuzZ> llol taco kitty
45:00 <Taco> dont get angry ya lil minga
46:00 <Vagisil> vagina
46:00 <Kynetic> and the cops always close off the bridge
46:00 <Kynetic> just for one selfish prick who wants to off themselves
46:00 <Christopher> nah i was asleep my computer when i woke up was logged out
46:00 <Christopher> i heard my speakers going da donk
46:00 <xm> realist, and if you want to borrow an idea from american psycho (the book)... cover urinal cakes in chocolate as a lovely surprise
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> well log out and go back to sleep
46:00 <Christopher> for usb devices getting detected
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
46:00 <Kynetic> yeah thats normal Christopher
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay for american psycho
46:00 <Christopher> pc dont make noise
46:00 <Kynetic> yes. it does.
46:00 <Christopher> when i should be at login screen
46:00 <realist> xm: would anyone actually fall for that, you think?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> how is it, that i can put you on ignore taco and now you're not
47:00 <Christopher> no it dont
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> only in the 80's
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> the book is epic
47:00 <xm> depends on if it's an on and off relationship and he's done before. but she keeps coming back!
47:00 <Taco> You're actually retarded?
47:00 <nate> taco always leaves a fantastic taste in your mouth
47:00 <amsy> haha
47:00 <Maurice> Taco flavoured keeses
47:00 <Maurice> Doodle knows about those
47:00 <nate> well dont kiss and tell ;D
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> if anyone gave me urinal cakes covered in chocolate, i'd punch them in the dick
48:00 <amelia> I'd shove em down their throat
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> and that too
48:00 <Christopher> cant even trust ya own mum
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunt!
48:00 <amelia> and then queef in their face!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> that too!
48:00 <beehhh> are we aliens
48:00 <Vagisil> LOL
48:00 <xm> tie him down to ice hockey goal posts and hit urinal cakes on the rink aiming for his balls
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
48:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueGm9V520AE
48:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Havana Brown - We Run The Night Views: 1,728,006   Uploaded:  May 11, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 58 Seconds 
48:00 <nate> when taco be at the club
48:00 <nate> he be like come at me bitches!
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> even better
49:00 <Vagisil> http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpGS9bcIEAACaUA.jpg:large
49:00 <Vagisil> bang on
49:00 <xm> hey it's friday 13 here still i have to channel the dark energy while it lasts
49:00 <amelia> BWAHHAAH
49:00 <beehhh> xm do you guys see ufo's over there?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> happy v/day ! even the animals are getting loved up
49:00 <xm> beehhh, there are a lot over the nullabor plain
49:00 <xm> you know that area beehhh ?
49:00 <nate> :P
50:00 <beehhh> nope
50:00 <beehhh> but here i saw otherday
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> 13 is good luck
50:00 <beehhh> i saw over in tailem bend before when i use to be frequent to adelaide from melb
50:00 <xm> yeah the nullarbor is in SA too
51:00 <xm> did you go by car?
51:00 <beehhh> droven
51:00 <xm> describe what you saw?
52:00 <beehhh> last week i saw a meteorite entering into our atmosphere when i went out for a smoke
52:00 <amelia> entering
52:00 <amelia> ahah
52:00 <Vagisil> that was probably ya mum
52:00 <beehhh> suddenly it stopped in a straightline and start drawing a T from the middle then I looked closer wtf is it
52:00 <amelia> I jus pictured it opening a door or some shit
52:00 <Vagisil> coming back form visiting ur dad in the prison on the moon
52:00 <Christopher> a computer dont make noise when it should have shutdown
52:00 <beehhh> I was something circling at the edge of there
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird, was there a net split before?
53:00 <Vagisil> why not Christopher
53:00 <Christopher> cause its at login
53:00 <beehhh> i totally freaked out brought the smoke to my apartment and finished it there
53:00 <Christopher> it dont make noise
53:00 <Vagisil> lol
53:00 <Vagisil> it can make noise if its turned off but plugged in
53:00 <Vagisil> lovely little capacitor hum
53:00 <nate> butt plugged in!
53:00 <beehhh> then hid in my bed till the dawn light came out with birds chirping gently outside
53:00 <xm> meteorite or asteroid? it's a common mistake. to say it's a meteorite is like to say it bounced back from earth on a trampoline back into space
54:00 <Vagisil> it wa sprobably a spanner
54:00 <beehhh> they are uniquely carrying supreme energy source
54:00 <beehhh> like seeing things in many dont know what tech they uses but doing some alingment seem to me
55:00 <Christopher> it made the noise of usb devices getting added
55:00 <Christopher> i was asleep it cant do that
55:00 <Vagisil> lol
55:00 <Christopher> and i had to login
55:00 <Vagisil> nobody cares
55:00 <beehhh> i had a faulty usb attached to it
55:00 <Christopher> i fuken do
55:00 <Vagisil> was the computer actually off
55:00 <beehhh> usb speaker
55:00 <Vagisil> or asleep
55:00 <Vagisil> it was probably sleeping..
55:00 <beehhh> xm bottom like is they didnt look from earth to me
55:00 <Vagisil> and the usb power was waivering
55:00 <Taco> no, I ddos'ed you
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have no idea what that is
56:00 <Vagisil> so something was d/cing and reconnecting
56:00 <Christopher> or ur all pedos
56:00 <Vagisil> LOL
56:00 <amelia> BWAHAHAHA
56:00 <amelia> that cat makes me giggle
56:00 <Vagisil> he will be off to undernet now to get his pedo fix
56:00 <beehhh> i bet some universe is nearby colliding with ours
56:00 <amelia> he's brutally honest about himself tho
56:00 <beehhh> cause everything is getting sucked into a mouth
56:00 <nate> i know of a panty split and a banana split ;]
56:00 <Maurice> No split
57:00 <amelia> I like that haha plus it's funny
57:00 <beehhh> either they are from another solar system or could be ours but i doubt they are from this solar system unless from saturn or jupiter
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks
58:00 <nate> amelia fess up, is chris hot or what!
58:00 <amelia> I think he is jus your type nathaniel
58:00 <amelia> get up in there
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> and shake it like you just don't care
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes*
59:00 <nate> yes my type is breathing
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
59:00 <Taco> xm, are you aware of how to identify a meteorite vs an asteroid just from observation?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> have some fucking decorum 
59:00 <amelia> that is a very limited type
59:00 <beehhh> they were fucking alinging something
00:00 <nate> he sucks that bong good 2
00:00 <Serenity> is amelia a real girl
00:00 <xm> how? the trajectory?
00:00 <Serenity> or just one of you pretending to be a girl
00:00 <xm> the "tail" ?
00:00 <xm> nate, are you gay...always thought that
00:00 <nate> xm i can be for u, babe
00:00 <xm> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> real girls serenity 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> -s
00:00 <Serenity> oooo
00:00 <Taco> her taco split
01:00 <Taco> xm, precisely. Meteorites will always arch in a manner that reflects the movement of earth through the solar system
01:00 <Serenity> i like real girls
01:00 <amelia> stop blowing my cover yo
01:00 <beehhh> they some palsating orange thingy with meteorite tail gone in a straightline then it stopped, i didnt see the rest, i couldnt i fkn freaked out man
01:00 <Taco> xm, asteroids are the only objects that don't
01:00 <nate> i like really unreal girls
01:00 <nate> tac0 is my hot chick
01:00 <nate> twirl!
01:00 <ZapbuzZ> my router
02:00 <beehhh> looks very silent activities
02:00 <amelia> you're comin on too strong nathaniel
02:00 <nate> taco u hitting the pub this weekend?
02:00 <amelia> pretend like you don't want him
02:00 <beehhh> like i mentioned they dont want to be seen
02:00 <Taco> nate, prob not
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're not gonna pull a v/day reject root
03:00 <beehhh> 4:45am eventhing sleep, my pc hooked up with a faulty USB speaker then
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm sure there would be hundreds of emo gals dressed up looking for a root in some povo pub
03:00 <amelia> is emo still a thing
03:00 <Taco> kate, ok why dont u go fuck one
03:00 <katatonic_kate01>  because i'm not same sex attracted
03:00 <realist> I probably should've gone to the pub :-(
03:00 <Serenity> are you hot taco
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> your taco needs to be split
03:00 <ZapbuzZ> agreed
04:00 <nate> taco isnt a 3am, guy hes a 11pm dude ;l
04:00 <Serenity> show us the goods
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> and because i don't troll pubs looks for roots, like you do
04:00 <Taco> is that what I do? oh ok. Tell me more
04:00 <nate> taco beats midnight everytime he dont want a pumpkin
04:00 <xm> beehhh, have you ever made a wish when seeing a falling "star" for norell to become a real woman?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> you've said it before
04:00 <Serenity> TACO ffs
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> you go out and fuck sluts
04:00 <nate> hi beehhh have u ever seen a ufo?
04:00 <ZapbuzZ> Taco
04:00 <ZapbuzZ> i got ddos
04:00 <nate> how about a ghost?
05:00 <nate> someones gotta do it
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> you pick em up… and have loads of random sex
05:00 <nate> i nominate taco!
05:00 <amelia> I thought Taco was married
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ xm
05:00 <Serenity> i wanna fuck sluts
05:00 <beehhh> xm: http://oi60.tinypic.com/2lxjrki.jpg our valentine's memoribilia
05:00 <DoC> beehhh have not got a gf yet
05:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, yes but I don't go out specifically to fuck sluts. It just happens
05:00 <nate> i nominate simba to be tacos wingman
05:00 <amelia> DAMN IT WHY CAN'T I KEEP UP WITH THIS IRC GOSSIP
05:00 <amelia> it's so damn important too
05:00 <[Maverick]> I used to.. until they just wanted me for my weed
05:00 <amelia> fuck sake!
05:00 <Taco> amelia, I am married?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… sorry - don't let the tickets fly off you when you step outside dude
05:00 <ZapbuzZ> katatonic_kate01 ddos = denial of service attack: your connection is jammed with garbage causing you to disconnect or compromise your firewall
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> right
06:00 <amelia> ohhh
06:00 <Serenity> look i just want to bone birds
06:00 <amelia> is that a question or a statement
06:00 <amelia> I am so confused
06:00 <nate> amelia what about your e-rep not a real girl :D
06:00 <beehhh> ufo's are more gentle then americans war fighter
06:00 <beehhh> *than
06:00 <Serenity> someone pay attention to me
06:00 <amelia> I have an e-rep!
06:00 <beehhh> https://eduspiral.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/chancellory-building.jpg
06:00 <nate> turn into an alien Serenity, beehhh will be all over you
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
06:00 <ZapbuzZ> my router disconnects me when i get ddos to protect my firewall
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i wasn't disconnected
07:00 <doctor> hi, is my attention okay?
07:00 <Serenity> any attention is ok
07:00 <realist> Taco: I think katatonic_kate01 might be jealous…
07:00 <Taco> realist, heh yep
07:00 <doctor> cool
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
07:00 <[Maverick]> no realist. She just has taste 
07:00 <doctor> bbl
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> jealous of what exactly?
07:00 <Serenity> thats a little hot amelia
07:00 <beehhh> most women are alien inc my mother
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha trew mav
07:00 <Taco> realist, or prob doesn't understand that some people really don't try for sex but its constantly offered to them
07:00 <amelia> yeah work it bitch
07:00 <[Maverick]> ;)
07:00 <ZapbuzZ> i was using bittorrent so i know why i got disconnected
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco - as fucking if
08:00 <amelia> constantly offfered to them
08:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> but that's your reality
08:00 <realist> katatonic_kate01: you're jealous that Taco is getting action, and you aren't
08:00 <Serenity> do women just throw their vaginas at you taco
08:00 <Serenity> i want to see what he looks like now
08:00 <amelia> INCOMING!vagina!
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> realist, no. Not at all
08:00 <beehhh> i was 19 when i arrived to australia next year i'll be 39
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> good on taco for being an alleged sex god
08:00 <beehhh> this march
08:00 <Serenity> beehhh fuck up for christ sake
08:00 <realist> I "pick up" pretty easily
08:00 <amelia> bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahaah
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> a walking sex god
08:00 <Taco> Serenity, yea man I'm just walking down the street and they come at me vagina first
08:00 <amelia> beehhh
08:00 <realist> You know, women are people too.
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> irc appears to be so much fun 
08:00 <ZapbuzZ> oh hell yea u missed out on an epic drunk troll earlier ....
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> from whom?
09:00 <amelia> tell us more about yourself
09:00 <Serenity> lol!!
09:00 <beehhh> sexing a walking dog
09:00 <Maurice> Don't encourage beehhh
09:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAH
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> here is my vagina… fuck me - like that taco?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ladies watch the fuck out
09:00 <Serenity> FUCK ME IN THE TACO
09:00 <amelia> meteors, aliens, sexing walking dogs, transvestites
09:00 <beehhh> i have erection issues
09:00 <xm> <beehhh> ufo's are more gentle then americans war fighter <-- UFOs might be. but the aliens in them are known for surprise butt probes
09:00 <beehhh> nate yes
09:00 <beehhh> im sending norell a valentine sticker
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> if the day job doesn't work out taco, stand up comedian might
10:00 <nate> beehhh have u seen a gp about that?
10:00 <[Maverick]> I thought I used to have erection issues.. but Serenity solved that for me. 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <Taco> oh I've done comedy @ open mic nite, before
10:00 <beehhh> yup xm they could be soldiers from intergalactic we dont know yet
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> you've done it all!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> so fancy taco
10:00 <Taco> people love it like my karaoke
10:00 <Serenity> having me near your erection would be all your dreams come true [Maverick]
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> your such a catch
10:00 <nate> maverick is saying Serenity can handle things well
10:00 <Taco> I prefer karaoke though
10:00 <amelia> how on earth do you have time to do comedy with all the sex constantly offered to you
10:00 <beehhh> they dont seem to be family vaction visiting to earth they are alien soldiers
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's part of his comedy act
11:00 <xm> Taco, much harder than karaoke i assume?
11:00 <[Maverick]> she can ;) 
11:00 <Taco> xm, of course
11:00 <Serenity> im good at what i do
11:00 <Maurice> You near his erection would end in triplets
11:00 <Serenity> what can i say
11:00 <Serenity> LOL Maurice it really would
11:00 <Serenity> in fact i need the morning after pill just thinking about being near his erection
11:00 <beehhh> looks to me they can conquer the sky
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <Maurice> Thats why when we chat on skype I wrap my lappy in gladwrap
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls 
11:00 <Maurice> Just to be safe
11:00 <Maurice> Wow, a sticker
11:00 <ZapbuzZ> * Disconnected (Connection reset by peer).
11:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
11:00 <nate> fuck yes beehhh send her a nice sexy video
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> powerful cock!
12:00 <beehhh> i mean our aeroplanes burn too much of fuel
12:00 <Serenity> [Maverick]'s sperm and like little supermen
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> draw some eyes on it and make it dance for us
12:00 <Serenity> ok shower
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt stuff
12:00 <beehhh> is airasia good or pay 50bucks more to catch malaysia airlines?
12:00 <Taco> I love beagle's drunken rambles
12:00 <xm> i think i'd rather walk than fly anywhere in Asia
12:00 <beehhh> via wechat, i show you my phone
12:00 <nate> we shall call it "sticker"
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudders*
12:00 <beehhh> goof
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> just skip asia
13:00 <beehhh> i havent been anywhere since i started this degree but the rest 3000 students did, most girls travel every 3 months
13:00 <xm> even better
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> singapore is ok apart from the humidity
13:00 <beehhh> i arrived here 2012 february
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i reckon japan would be most awesome
13:00 <xm> i was thinking more about the safety angle. but ferry incidents are far worse in south east asia
13:00 <beehhh> my floor is in knee deep snow
13:00 <amsy> no it isnt
14:00 <beehhh> im going to london next
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was thinking sing and jap are totes westernised 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i'd be fine
14:00 <xm> probably Taiwan too
14:00 <beehhh> why not south korea
14:00 <[Maverick]> filth bandits 
14:00 <nate> is it from all the tissues on the floor?
14:00 <beehhh> very smart boy nate
14:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo&spfreload=1
14:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This Views: 127,381,379   Uploaded:  Feb 24, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 38 Seconds 
15:00 <beehhh> korena girls love aussie dollar for sex
15:00 <amsy> lmao
15:00 <nate> ive never been called smart
15:00 <Maurice> Nobody wants to touch it
15:00 <nate> first time for everything!
15:00 <nate> Maurice i get that alot
16:00 <Taco> o rite, fascinating
16:00 <nate> beehhh u are worth keeping 4 sure
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder if I could get the husband to make me pancakes in the morning in exchange for a b/j
16:00 <Taco> nate, thats what I keep saying!
16:00 <nate> boooo!
16:00 <nate> ;LD
16:00 <Maurice> A lot*
16:00 <beehhh> i need a cranberry juice brb
16:00 <nate> A lot!
16:00 <nate> lol
16:00 <Maurice> https://thedailydigi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ALOT6.png
16:00 <nate> draw that yourself?
16:00 <nate> shweet!
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> fair deal, right
17:00 <nate> australia needs a freaky ufo nut
17:00 <nate> job opening
17:00 <Taco> nate, people keep telling me he's a dick. He says dumb shit but that doesn't make him a dick! I think the real dicks are the people who cannot tolerate others.
17:00 <beehhh> i want to get bottom of this, can i post youtube over here?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's irc
17:00 <nate> thats alot of dick taco :D
17:00 <Maurice> Are you high?
17:00 <nate> high on love?
17:00 <Maurice> Never read Hyperbole and a Half?
17:00 <nate> Mauricey i can be for you?
17:00 <nate> wat dat!
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> if can't tolerate peeps, you have the ignore function
18:00 <Taco> some dick is pretty good aye, especially mine
18:00 <ZapbuzZ> katatonic_kate01 the drunk trolls nick was : latexKult1969
18:00 <Maurice> Can be what
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> great
18:00 <nate> ohh my i dont like big words
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm sure i missed heaps.
18:00 <nate> waaahhhh!
18:00 <nate> lets watch the hyperbole together:)
18:00 <Maurice> You don't watch it, you read it
19:00 <beehhh> some saw the bigger ufo here but the activities or their protocal was conducted afew kilometer's off ground zero
19:00 <nate> u have been told?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, self promotion never lives up to standards
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> that other peeps have
19:00 <beehhh> better chat naked
19:00 <nate> cant i do both
19:00 <beehhh> amsy by next year we could meet in london
19:00 <nate> u sure are trouble Maurice;l
19:00 <Maurice> I am not
19:00 <nate> triple fudge trouble
19:00 <beehhh> nate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmj9q-EHEmY
20:00 <beehhh> prolly at the stretosphere 
20:00 <Maurice> I like fudge
20:00 <beehhh> it doesnt look like photoshop to me
20:00 <nate> ohh got a ghost one?
20:00 <nate> love the video
21:00 <Taco> why am I so famous on austnet all of a sudden? did somebody post my diary online or something?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, you're not
21:00 <Taco> it has a lock you know!
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's you're inflated ego
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> your*
21:00 <beehhh> I asked few local folks about it they dont seem to be surprised much rather told me that i am lucky to see them
21:00 <nate> aliens!
21:00 <beehhh> they seems humble enjoying the nature
21:00 <nate> beehhh when u going to england!
22:00 <beehhh> perhaps they are here for a purpose when we send troops for a mission only the soldiers or army goes first
22:00 <beehhh> jan is my sem starts
22:00 <Maurice> Never
22:00 <beehhh> did you ask her
22:00 <nate> beehhh u can take a few videos at the soccer to make people jealous ;l
23:00 <Serenity> shooooooooooooosh
23:00 <ZapbuzZ> man
23:00 <beehhh> ZapbuzZ how many did u see
23:00 <beehhh> on the moon!
24:00 <beehhh> why would i lie to you 
24:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
24:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Salt-N-Pepa - Push It Views: 24,351,611   Uploaded:  Oct 6, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 27 Seconds 
24:00 <nate> u dance to this one beehhh?
24:00 <nate> ohh baby baby!
24:00 <ZapbuzZ> wireshark is all i have to say
25:00 <amelia> would I lie to you baby WOULD I LIE TO YOU
25:00 <beehhh> hmm sexual healing suppose to be better right now
25:00 <beehhh> mervin gay
25:00 <anna> hi
25:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UOSFN1OOF0
25:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: PSYCHEDEL0C PROGRESS0VE AC0D TR0P TRANCE M0X 2014 Views: 698,961   Uploaded: Published on Aug 13, 2014 Duration: 78 Minutes 1 Seconds 
25:00 <Taco> wireshark makes you elite
25:00 <nate> goanna is alive!
25:00 <ZapbuzZ> tells me who resets my router too
25:00 <nate> bite someone anna
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> would i say something that wasn't true? *sings(
26:00 <amelia> look into ma eyesssss CAN'T YOU SEE THEY'RE OPEN WIDE
26:00 <nate> ZapbuzZ u sure like a good router dont ya
26:00 <ZapbuzZ> i just payed a truckload for it lol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> look into my eyes, not around the eyes, you are now under my spell *snaps fingers*
27:00 <Serenity> does anyone else rub their teeth with their tongue for like ages after they brush their teeth
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <beehhh> eyes wide shut on *smack OD
27:00 <beehhh> if they trys to abduct me i'll take their spacecraft for a joyride and dump it in the creek
27:00 <ZapbuzZ> im a bit dissapointed *cough* disconnected *cough* about it
27:00 <beehhh> Im not flattered by your NBN
28:00 <Serenity> i love clean teef
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> smooth feeling! is the best
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> clean too!
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i prefer gel toothpaste
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> not the white stuff
28:00 <Serenity> i love how your mouth feels after youve had a clean from the dentist
29:00 <amelia> I love how my mouth feels with chocolate in it
29:00 <beehhh> my knob no use now
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> listerine FTW
29:00 <Serenity> literally no one gives a fuck about your dirty knob
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like the purple one
29:00 <beehhh> you just did
29:00 <Serenity> i love mouth wash lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> dental hygiene is important!
29:00 <beehhh> ms virgin is a professional hooker
29:00 <ZapbuzZ> NBN? well ive got fisherprice network here
30:00 <Serenity> my son has a loose tooth that just wont come out
30:00 <realist> beehhh: I can't believe he was shot by his own father :-(
30:00 <Serenity> i want to tear it out while hes sleeping
30:00 <beehhh> i brush with semen is aurvedic
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of children mine is asleep in her big bed
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK YEAH
30:00 <Serenity> aww yeahhh
30:00 <amelia> punch it out
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> she usually gets up around 12.30 and hops into our bed
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> NOT TONIGHT
31:00 <Serenity> nahh cant punch it out, the new tooth has pushed it behind another adult tooth id otn wanna punch the good ones out too
31:00 <beehhh> since you guys got rid of me i literally came out of the closet
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooh yeah! morning sexy times! 
31:00 <Serenity> hell yeahhh
31:00 <Taco> beehhh, taco flavoured kisses 4 u
31:00 <Serenity> i am i mean mum ive never allowed kids in my bed
31:00 <beehhh> NBN is provided by telstra(only if one could afford) and not for optus up until 2018, unless you decide to move a regional zone e.g. Albury, Manjimup etc
31:00 <nate> i thought u said abn for the hooker
31:00 <nate> haha ;D
32:00 <beehhh> pleasures are all mine
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, it worked for us… i was like meh she is asleep… bonus
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> now i'm like you're too tall
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> get out, get out noq
32:00 <Serenity> oh yeah if it works bloody do it
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods, not the best!
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> but… meh
32:00 <Taco> Serenity, I feel that way about my hairstyle
32:00 <Serenity> actually never is a lie lily pretty much slept attached to my boob when she was a baby
33:00 <Serenity> just so i could sleep
33:00 <beehhh> i used to hear ghost dancing on the roof when i was a toodler
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <Serenity> god i love sleep
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i tried breast feeding, nope!
33:00 <Serenity> i fed for 14 months
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> so she was in a bassinet when she was little
33:00 <Taco> yay its Saemon 
33:00 <Saemon> hola iiiiiyaaaaaatola!
33:00 <beehhh> Lenovo yoga talbet 2 with windows8.1 is 4G LTE
33:00 <nate> yes Saemon is top of the pops
34:00 <realist> Mmm chocolate.
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> holy crap
34:00 <[Maverick]> <@Serenity> i am i mean mum ive never allowed kids in my bed
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> good on ya
34:00 <Serenity> second kid went straight on a bottle
34:00 <[Maverick]> it's like chris got g sized tittys 
34:00 <realist> amelia: please stop talking about food
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever works
34:00 <Serenity> get fucked you bstard
34:00 <[Maverick]> :D 
34:00 <beehhh> some brazen truckie stopped the lygon st in carlton over them dead frighteners
34:00 <[Maverick]> That's a paddling 
34:00 <[Maverick]> hush beeh.
34:00 <Serenity> by the end of it kate i hated it hence the second kid going straight on a bottle
34:00 <Serenity> even tho i could have fed him
34:00 <[Maverick]> go with the convo 
34:00 <beehhh> on eurovision
35:00 <Serenity> oh how i was judged lol
35:00 <[Maverick]> don't spout shit 
35:00 <amelia> I will never stop talking abotu food
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol, i hear ya!
35:00 <amelia> mmmm
35:00 <beehhh> shit is connected to the brain
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could go some sex, followed by a bacon muffin with cheese
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> and 9 hours of sleep
35:00 <Serenity> fuck that sounds like bloss
35:00 <Serenity> bliss
35:00 <beehhh> fuck this i need sleep, eyes are burning like stinging red
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
36:00 <amelia> YUX
36:00 <amelia> bacon muffin and cheese
36:00 <SixInchRambo> yuk
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> da best
36:00 <[Maverick]> come on over katatonic_kate01.. 
36:00 <[Maverick]> I make the best bacon muffin with cheese ;) 
36:00 <beehhh> im going to buy some salmon fillets dont matter if money runs on empty
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> too much effort
36:00 <Maurice> Its a trap
36:00 <[Maverick]> and I like my sleep 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <[Maverick]> the sex..  
36:00 <beehhh> Goodnite everyone
37:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ops first mav :P
37:00 <Serenity> dont kate he will get you pregnant
37:00 <amelia> kat you're such an op whore ahahah
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, doing the rounds darls
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> one ch at a time
37:00 <Serenity> im glad maverick cant add people
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
37:00 <Serenity> one set of hot tits and hed be opping everyone
37:00 <beehhh> lindt cafe is reopening in honor to scipioni
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> grew that
38:00 <[Maverick]> :P 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah funny
38:00 <beehhh> one of his mate got stabbed by a brazen dude
38:00 <[Maverick]> I would not be adding everyone 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> only the most awesome peeps!
38:00 <amelia> with tits
39:00 <Serenity> Maurice
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> and awesome vaginas!
39:00 <Serenity> im pink
39:00 <Serenity> however
39:00 <Maurice> :o
39:00 <Serenity> if someone was to send me a nice snatch shot
39:00 <Serenity> i may consider...
39:00 <Serenity> lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <beehhh> aerosol
39:00 <SixInchRambo> Amelia tits?
39:00 <Maurice> [Maverick] you spelt ban wrong
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> when i vagazzle i will!
40:00 <[Maverick]> I have to follow protocol 
40:00 <SixInchRambo> love that word
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> rainbow vagazzling
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> im googling that
40:00 <SixInchRambo> mmm nice
41:00 <amelia> ...creeper alert
41:00 <beehhh> call an ambo or bring me goon this arvo
41:00 <Taco> beehhh, really? honouring scipione? lame
41:00 <realist> We be creepin' while you be sleepin'
41:00 <Serenity> think its just abot bed time
41:00 <Maurice> I'm thinking the same
41:00 <realist> Serenity: was just thinking the same
41:00 <SixInchRambo> snob alert
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 last smoke then i'm off
42:00 <amelia> FUCK OF
42:00 <amelia> ALL OF YOU
42:00 <Maurice> I just had a smoke, it's cold out there
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> like ya mum undies
42:00 <SixInchRambo> lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh it's delicious here
42:00 <Serenity> its so fucking lush Maurice
42:00 <Serenity> still hot inside here tho
42:00 <Maurice> It was nippletastic
42:00 <amelia> do you brush your teeth after you smoke
42:00 <amelia> then go bed
43:00 <Serenity> i miss smoking sometimes
43:00 <amelia> yuck
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> always before i go to bed without fail
43:00 <realist> I don't
43:00 <beehhh> then only popu was less then 17mil
43:00 <SixInchRambo> yuck
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> feral
43:00 <realist> I'm also considering giving up coffee
43:00 <Serenity> i quit 5 years ago last month
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> unless I'm drunk
43:00 <Maurice> I don't have teeth so I don't bother
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
43:00 <realist> Serenity: nice one, I think it's been almost 10 years for me
43:00 <beehhh> the time you know its too late the time your bodyleft your soul
43:00 <Maurice> Serenity, Bo lost a tooth after school today and another one today at my bros, he's missing his top 3 teeth
43:00 <Serenity> nice work
43:00 <Maurice> Looks like a redneck
43:00 <ZapbuzZ> *yawn*
44:00 <Serenity> LOL
44:00 <realist> Actually, closer to 8
44:00 <realist> Doobies don't count though.
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> night peeps!
44:00 <Serenity> im from WA we dont mix weed haha so they def dont count
45:00 <beehhh> all the tall peckers in a gaint dummy
45:00 <Maurice> I do
45:00 <Maurice> I mix mine with booze
46:00 <Taco> drugs are illegal mmkay
46:00 <[Maverick]> Drugs are only illegal if you get caught 
46:00 <Taco> no, I'm pretty sure you're still a criminal regardless of conviction
47:00 <realist> Pretty sure people were ingesting plants before the legal system even existed.
47:00 <Taco> the act of crime makes the criminal
47:00 <doctor> the law pretty much can make a criminal of anyone
47:00 <Serenity> i have the pinkest afro right now
47:00 <beehhh> majority p-platers are on it some even got boozebus detector apps on their cell
47:00 <doctor> you're probably doing something illegal right now in fact
47:00 <realist> Serenity: towel hair?
47:00 <doctor> the law is a tool of the people, not in its own right
48:00 <Taco> doctor, not me, I'm a good boi
48:00 <doctor> haha
48:00 <Serenity> no my hairs actually pink
48:00 <doctor> yeah me too
48:00 <Taco> doctor, got any CP?
48:00 <realist> Serenity: I was referring to the afro
48:00 <Serenity> oh nah i have nigger hair
48:00 <doctor> Curry Puffs?
48:00 <doctor> unfortunately not
48:00 <Serenity> woah how did i miss that
49:00 <realist> Serenity: okay, this I need to see, pink nigger hair, pics?
49:00 <Serenity> lol!
49:00 <Taco> haha
49:00 <amelia> following was spelt funny
49:00 <[Maverick]> Serenity: show us your pink bits 
50:00 <beehhh> england gets dio into knee deep snow the what i do
50:00 <Serenity> ill take pics at tee ball tomorro
50:00 <Serenity> when its dry n straight
50:00 <[Maverick]> pfft.. I wanna see the afro 
50:00 <[Maverick]> >.> 
50:00 <realist> Serenity: no, I wanna see 'fro
50:00 <[Maverick]> and not the one in your pance 
50:00 <Taco> i wanna c buffalo wings
51:00 <Taco> except the couch is comfy
51:00 <beehhh> once a king now a begger
51:00 <Bonny> she has a bottom fro i her inbox lol
51:00 <realist> Ok, I'm having a scotch, then off to sleep
51:00 <Bonny> in*
51:00 <beehhh> i dont mind ports in damn cool nights
51:00 <realist> Bonny: was that a euphemism?
52:00 <Bonny> lol
52:00 <Taco> doctor, how about them curry puffs?
52:00 <Taco> I'm starving man
52:00 <ZapbuzZ> i shouldnt be dissapointed i mean my router did its job.
53:00 <Saemon> lol theres people actually paying for "dates" tomoro on valentines day
53:00 <Serenity> dude
53:00 <Serenity> you fuck hookers
53:00 <Serenity> shut up
54:00 <Maurice> But does he
54:00 <Saemon> yeah i know, allow me to arrive to point
54:00 <[Maverick]> no 
54:00 <Maurice> If I was a hooker, he couldn't pay me enough
54:00 <Saemon> singles who are gona pay for the experience of going out to dinner, sitting, talking
54:00 <[Maverick]> there is no point 
54:00 <Saemon> da fuck
54:00 <[Maverick]> you are paying for hookers 
54:00 <amelia> is that a common thing for guys to do
54:00 <[Maverick]> shut the fuck up 
54:00 <Saemon> why would u want to waste money on that
54:00 <amelia> pay for sex
54:00 <beehhh> bandrock
54:00 <Serenity> only losers
54:00 <Saemon> when u can use that money to get your cock sucked??
54:00 <realist> amelia: are you paying me for sex?
54:00 <Saemon> insane.
54:00 <Taco> Paying for sex is really dumb. Sluts are easy.
55:00 <Saemon> not for me
55:00 <Taco> Well, have you tried being a better person?
55:00 <Saemon> im overweight, ugly and socially akward
55:00 <realist> Ok, perhaps there is one trade I've mastered, but I'm not a professional.
55:00 <beehhh> https://www.masterofmalt.com/whiskies/benriach-15-year-old-tawny-port-cask-finish-whisky.jpg
55:00 <Serenity> no one believes anything saemon says do they
55:00 <realist> beehhh: I've tried that one.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
57:00 <realist> Saemon: don't listen to these people, prostitution is one of the more honest ways to make a living
57:00 <Saemon> indeed
57:00 <Serenity> Maurice
57:00 <Serenity> whatsapp
57:00 <Saemon> worlds oldest profession
57:00 <Saemon> and plus
58:00 <Saemon> i have alot of respect for what them
58:00 <doctor> Taco, I'm lacking in the Curry Puff department at the moment - truly sad times
58:00 <Taco> some people want to help others... fucking them, isn't really helping
58:00 <Saemon> put yourself into their shoes...would u have the strength and courage to do what they do daily?
58:00 <Saemon> i wouldnt
58:00 <beehhh> realist: if you can bring me this i'll show you the ufo'
58:00 <Taco> "most honest profession" lol
58:00 <Taco> yea by some skinny bitch saying she finds saemon attractive
58:00 <Taco> totes honest
58:00 <Saemon> Taco they are helping though
58:00 <Saemon> i mean
59:00 <doctor> i'd be too awkward with a prostitute
59:00 <doctor> or anyone
59:00 <Saemon> for someone like me, if it wasnt for them providing the services that they provide
59:00 <beehhh> why not study in dunedin and enjoy your education
59:00 <Saemon> i'd probably be a virgin forever
59:00 <Saemon> so i for one am greatful for hookers
59:00 <beehhh> every hooker tells that thou Saemon
59:00 <doctor> why not improve yourself?
00:00 <steven_> haha
00:00 <amelia> it must just be a girl thing but I would find it pretty hard to get off with someone that I had to pay to fuck me
00:00 <Taco> I'm not sure why people don't believe saemon wouldn't pay for sex. Thats quite believeable
00:00 <Saemon> amelia it indeed is i reckon
00:00 <Saemon> for a guy, its simple
00:00 <beehhh> and I dont wanna go home right now
00:00 <Saemon> stimulate my penis enough and i will ejaculate
00:00 <Saemon> and thats all there is to it
01:00 <Saemon> whether its paid for or not, the penis will respond to physical stimulation all the same
02:00 <[Maverick]> Hey Saemon, good to see you using the DSP properly mate. But then again, even someone on the disability pension in this day and age struggle with independence on that much. So stop your fucking bullshit. 
02:00 <beehhh> sex another donkey or two dont ask me for money
02:00 <doctor> lol
02:00 <doctor> beehhh
02:00 <beehhh> hi mate
02:00 <doctor> how flows?
02:00 <realist> amelia: what about getting off with someone that was paying you?
03:00 <Maurice> It's more like we don't believe even hookers would fuck him
03:00 <beehhh> apart from the ufo sighting pretty wornout n tired eyes
03:00 <steven_> LOL
03:00 <doctor> who cares to be honest. what other people do with themselves is none of my concern
03:00 <Taco> realist, a real sex worker will not orgasm with a customer. Or at least, not most the time.
03:00 <[Maverick]> Maurice: that is trye. 
03:00 <[Maverick]> true* 
03:00 <realist> Maurice: well, they do reserve the right to refuse.
03:00 <Taco> realist, thats probably the other downfall to "the most honest profession" - in that they're lying, by saying they're enjoying it.
04:00 <realist> Taco: do you know many sex workers?
04:00 <beehhh> doctor you should visit borneo
04:00 <Taco> realist, yep
04:00 <doctor> would they treat me like a king?
04:00 <beehhh> this is my last sem here before i go to england/france
04:00 <Taco> realist, I can't say we're friends but
04:00 <realist> I haven't known any to lie.
04:00 <Saemon> realist its only in extreme cases that they refuse
04:00 <Taco> lol
04:00 <doctor> lucky beehhh 
04:00 <Taco> ur deluded
04:00 <beehhh> i like to visit different zones
04:00 <Saemon> like if the client is crazy, dangerous, really dirty etc
05:00 <[Maverick]> well they wouldn't fuck someone who uses piss jugs and has a nigger coloured mattress 
05:00 <Saemon> prostitution is a hard gig, especially if they are private independant working girls
05:00 <beehhh> see the world before times run out
05:00 <Saemon> they pay for hotel room, transport etc themselves
06:00 <doctor> ive never been much a traveller 
06:00 <Saemon> they have to make up for that in profit, and that will depend on the number of client they get
06:00 <realist> Taco: why would they have any reason to lie to me? (I'm not a client of theirs)
06:00 <Serenity> what a load of SHIT
06:00 <Taco> realist, why would they have any reason to be honest?
07:00 <Taco> just saying, your logic is flawed
07:00 <Saemon> if i ever was a chick and decided to become a prostitute
07:00 <Saemon> i think i would prefer to work in a brothel
07:00 <beehhh> though not easy for street protitutes either are vulnerable of victims of being mugged or attcked by brazen culprits ocassionally
07:00 <realist> Saemon: I don't think they pay for the motel room, unless it's for incalls
09:00 <doctor> yeah he's probably bullshitting. seems to over analyses it all
09:00 <beehhh> i cant be faded im a nigga from the street
09:00 <Bonny> lol
09:00 <Saemon> so
09:00 <Saemon> how was everyones valentines day today>
10:00 <realist> Tact  ~.
10:00 <beehhh> I dont want to pay for my sex just a nice printed magazine will do
13:00 <Taco> lol I made vivek really upset
13:00 <Taco> I said ur ok Serenity 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ok then
13:00 <Taco> He went on about how I'm shit for about 30 minutes
13:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is vivek
13:00 <aam> Soup
14:00 <Taco> some bad troll
14:00 <Bastardly_One> some trouble making cunt
14:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea though
14:00 <Serenity> beagle told me tonight everyone hates me
14:00 <Serenity> i think i might cut myself
14:00 <beehhh> is he malaysian indian
14:00 <Taco> umm, why would you call someone a cunt when you don't even know who they are? what kind of insulting retard are you?
14:00 <amelia> cos b1 likes to have input in everything
14:00 <bee_girl> Saemon - worse than some, better than others
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not me
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I like you back ... this is the quietest I've had it in ages
15:00 <beehhh> because life's been a cunt to me?
15:00 <Taco> lol beehhh 
16:00 <Serenity> vivek is obviously someone ive banned
16:00 <beehhh> atleast you guys were honest about it my ex didnt
16:00 <Taco> yea pretty sure he's banned
16:00 <Serenity> i mean.. how dare i stop trolls being trolls.. what an absolute cunt that meakes me
16:00 <Serenity> ...
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> better than others - unlikely.
17:00 <Taco> ghey
17:00 <beehhh> i was a recycle collector at warbuton
17:00 <Taco> my notebook is restarting, I guess I'll make buffalo wings now
17:00 <beehhh> freezing cold in the morn
17:00 <bee_girl> therefore i must of endured the worst valentines day on the planet
17:00 <Loof> my wife made me a nice card :)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you bitch Serenity
18:00 <Bastardly_One> how dare you indee
18:00 <Bastardly_One> d
18:00 <beehhh> you see them snails sticks to the visy bin
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - not sure why peeps place so much emphasis on one day
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> woe is me, i didn't get anything - cry, cry
18:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <bee_girl> so much woe in the room
18:00 <Serenity> watch me get banned
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> how is it different from any other day?
18:00 <bee_girl> it's not
19:00 <Maurice> Your wife HATES you
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> Pretty sad, if you can't express love n' stuff for others 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> deems the breaks, i guess.
19:00 <Serenity> damn
19:00 <Serenity> I got dc'd
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> is this a new trend happening?
20:00 <Serenity> huh
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> net issues
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i didn't even realise i was logged on earlier lol
21:00 <Serenity> i think that if i had a dick between my legs i wouldnt have half the hate i do on here
21:00 <Serenity> oh yeah
21:00 <Serenity> my nets t 64k atm
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you could actually have more
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the male ego being what it is 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> hard to say
22:00 <Serenity> men are more threatened by women than other men
22:00 <Serenity> women telling them what to do
22:00 <Bastardly_One> true
23:00 <Bastardly_One> not me personally but on the whole ... yep
23:00 <Taco> also theres stupid social rules
23:00 <Taco> like "don't hit girls"
23:00 <Serenity> in all my years here its not often i see male ops being abused for the things i cop
23:00 <Serenity> only women
23:00 <Serenity> not including lwaxana shes not a woman
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways sleep is calling, and i have a rendevounz with my pillow <3 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Serenity> krystal used to cop it when she was an op here
25:00 <Loof> seem to be getting like a 10% job reply on gumtree
25:00 <Loof> more work than i can handle
25:00 <Loof> sigh
25:00 <Loof> need more people
26:00 <Loof> `seen Bastardly_One
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess I
28:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't given it that much thought
29:00 <ZapbuzZ> gee i wonder how to get the tube bot banned lol
30:00 <Serenity> do it go on
32:00 <ZapbuzZ> i dunno how. besides. i'd use a fake nick to do it :P
33:00 <ZapbuzZ> (and a mates ip)
33:00 <ZapbuzZ> rotfl
33:00 <Serenity> haha
34:00 <Serenity> how are we all
35:00 <Loof> kkhigh
35:00 <ZapbuzZ> we are all high right now :D
35:00 <ZapbuzZ> just kidding
36:00 <Serenity> i am dfukr.
36:00 <Serenity> er
36:00 <Serenity> drunk
36:00 <Loof> nice
36:00 <ZapbuzZ> aye what network hosts trigger servers n stuff dalnet banned them years ago im stumped to find good ones
37:00 <ZapbuzZ> undernet has gone boring
37:00 <ZapbuzZ> this network doesnt like them
41:00 <Bastardly_One> too quite
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *quiet
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but I guess it is 3:30am
42:00 <Taco> people sleep? amazing
42:00 <Serenity> yeah im going in a min
43:00 <Taco> you're going to leave me to have friendly chats with b1? great!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
43:00 <Serenity> indeedy
43:00 <Serenity> goodnight
44:00 <Taco> gnite
45:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah, each time I kick or ban someone, they run off to Serenity, expecting her to give in. 
45:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck all of you
45:00 <ShadowLurker> to/
45:00 <Taco> ShadowLurker, <3
47:00 <[Maverick]> Oh haiiii ShadowLurker
47:00 <Taco> [Maverick], was that really your number that TheMayo got? Or did you give him a fake?
48:00 <[Maverick]> Nah, it was my number.. fuck arse he is. I actually thought it was Druidess cause she didn't have my new number. 
48:00 <Taco> lol
48:00 <Taco> has anyone called?
48:00 <[Maverick]> then 10 mins later she msgs me on fbook telling me it wasn't her.. I was like  "FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK" 
48:00 <[Maverick]> nah 
49:00 <Taco> thats weird, how'd she know?
49:00 <Loof> bored
49:00 <Loof> should work
50:00 <[Maverick]> someone obviously told her that someone was using her nick.. 
51:00 <Taco> oh right, makes sense
51:00 <Taco> he was using that nick for some time
51:00 <[Maverick]> ahh well.. shit happens. 
52:00 <Taco> Goes to show how damaging posting phone numbers is though... if nobody has called
56:00 <bee_girl> spokey dokes!
57:00 <amsy> i
57:00 <Serenity> NO\
57:00 <bee_girl> whats wrong with spokey dokes?
57:00 <TigerLilyNat> noisy fuckers
57:00 <bee_girl> true that
57:00 <Serenity> NAT
57:00 <Serenity> YOU ARE HERE
57:00 <Serenity> HELLO
58:00 <TigerLilyNat> sezz!
58:00 <TigerLilyNat> i am!
58:00 <TigerLilyNat> shows you how bored i am
58:00 <Serenity> haha
58:00 <Serenity> too many peopl e are alsep
58:00 <Serenity> imready to part
58:00 <Serenity> y
58:00 <Serenity> do you hve a mic?
58:00 <TigerLilyNat> i had a craptastic night sleep last night so fading fast
58:00 <TigerLilyNat> no i don't sorry
58:00 <Serenity> :(
59:00 <Serenity> i wonder if i call u
59:00 <TigerLilyNat> headset isn't charged and dunno where the dongle for it is
59:00 <Serenity> ifi had add muraor
59:00 <bee_girl> see... you're glad i bought up spokey dokes now
59:00 <Serenity> maurqice
59:00 <Serenity> FUCK
00:00 <Serenity> Maurice
00:00 <Serenity> DID U HANG UP ON ME
01:00 <bee_girl> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10995341_646097228852381_8980176132691142476_n.jpg?oh=9e3c7c10cce4e32fce0d4a78df5c6eec&oe=558C37DF&__gda__=1431920994_173ebbc04571d93128b49a91c4cd50f9
01:00 <Maurice> Lol other chan
04:00 <Saemon> omg im fucken famished
05:00 <Saemon> been dieting all day long
05:00 <Saemon> now im craving a good ol aussie meat pie so bad lol
05:00 <Saemon> might go to the local servo
06:00 <Saemon> mmm nes
10:00 <SixInchRambo> hi Amsy :)
12:00 <Taco> amsy has tits u no
38:00 <amsy> do i?
43:00 <B1{MIA}> jesus
34:00 <ZapbuzZ> *yawn*
35:00 <ZapbuzZ> i was so dissapointed to learn i cannot run mac software on my windows pc
35:00 <ZapbuzZ> (no free ms office)
36:00 <ZapbuzZ> bbl
35:00 <zaim> https://i.imgur.com/XYXmXtc.gif
48:00 <Skirmish> Looks legit. 
59:00 <spence> hello
03:00 <Skirmish> Spence has returned. Are you still angry, Spence? 
06:00 <TRippAbeggZ> greetings my fellow mellow friends
12:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl9lLjR-bYE
12:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 2pac-Tupac Whatz Ya Phone # Views: 818,478   Uploaded:  Mar 9, 2007 Duration: 5 Minutes 10 Seconds 
12:00 <TRippAbeggZ> what's for brekky y'all? MDMA toasties?
34:00 <TRippAbeggZ> just another boring Sunday aye...
04:00 <Nikky`> delightful <3
06:00 <Doodle> <3
06:00 <Doodle> whats happening
08:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot.. just having coffee and reading the news before I shower and get organised to meet a friend for lunch
08:00 <Nikky`> you>
08:00 <Doodle> a sexy friend?
08:00 <Doodle> about to do some messages before work
08:00 <Doodle> finishing my coffee too
08:00 <Doodle> mm
09:00 <Nikky`> lol
10:00 <Nikky`> A she friend.. you dick
10:00 <Doodle> lolol
10:00 <Doodle> well she still might be a sexy friend
10:00 <Doodle> this is the 80s after all
11:00 <Nikky`> haha
11:00 <Doodle> we're very progressive now
11:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10968420_10204219759547797_1840760273084004912_n.jpg?oh=382a41e93e00aac42dfd9297b4701048&oe=5591D410&__gda__=1431395141_514b61f25f7c77c52b0ec5263921ad32
12:00 <Nikky`> true true
13:00 <Doodle> ok, time for me to go and do stuff to things, say hi to your sexy friend for me!
13:00 <Doodle> might bbl if its quiet ^_^
15:00 <Nikky`> ok my dear - I shall 
15:00 <Nikky`> Have good day at work Doodledooooooooooo
30:00 <Digerati> hmm
03:00 <Funkdoctor> What has happened to Austnet......
04:00 <Funkdoctor> yep
06:00 <simba> nuclear war
11:00 <Serenity> simba killed them all
12:00 <Skirmish> There is always someone that has to join during a week and do the "wow what happened/nothing is different" dance. 
12:00 <simba> theyre just looking for attention right
12:00 <simba> like trying to be cool
12:00 <simba> thats always the reason 
12:00 <simba> its cool to come back to irc and ask whats happened
13:00 <Skirmish> "I've been away for *insert number of years here* and nothing has changed since I left". 
13:00 <simba> such attention seekers 
14:00 <Skirmish> I don't think it's attention as such ... it's more "I got away for at least a little while and you've been here forever". 
14:00 <Skirmish> Pity. 
14:00 <simba> theyre fucking attention seekers
14:00 <Skirmish> Funkdoctor: So how long have you been away? Let's dance. 
20:00 <Funkdoctor> away [r: out]
27:00 <StrykerX> B1 banned again?
28:00 <StrykerX> Yup
28:00 <StrykerX> loll
31:00 <[Maverick]> Wow.. what happened to Austnet 
31:00 <[Maverick]> lol StrykerX.. try zlined hha a
31:00 <StrykerX> LOL
31:00 <StrykerX> Love it!
32:00 <StrykerX> He'd be melting down
32:00 <StrykerX> Maybe he'll join Pieters little anti-bully group on FB
34:00 <[Maverick]> eh
34:00 <[Maverick]> it's nice and quiet without 
34:00 <[Maverick]> let's not mention his name :P 
37:00 <StrykerX> Deal!
43:00 <[Maverick]> :D 
43:00 <[Maverick]> How's tricks anyways bud? 
46:00 <StrykerX> Tricks?
46:00 <StrykerX> Tricks are good :D
46:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
47:00 <[Maverick]> I need to get a new laptop... screen is flickering on and off more than chris on a meth bender 
48:00 <Skirmish> That is some intense flickering.
49:00 <[Maverick]> haha yeah 
52:00 <StrykerX> Yeah one of my laptops has started doing that recently
52:00 <StrykerX> If you adjust the angle of the screen, it seems to right it
52:00 <[Maverick]> yeah 
53:00 <[Maverick]> it's annoying though.. cause if the cat wants attention he just nudges it. little cunt 
56:00 <[Maverick]> that guy was a complete fucking headcase haha 
57:00 <ShadowLurker> all of them are
57:00 <ShadowLurker> thats why thyre banned
03:00 <amsy> random is better
04:00 <amsy> i usually just give him a roll of those love heart lollies
04:00 <Skirmish> I guess she did get something because the ring was able to be picked up today. 
04:00 <amsy> he gets them randomly too lol
04:00 <Skirmish> I ordered that 3 weeks ago though and didn't know when it was going to be available. 
05:00 <amsy> sweet coincidence then
05:00 <Skirmish> Yep. 
06:00 <amsy> i got an expansion pack for a board game :')
07:00 <Skirmish> What one? 
07:00 <amsy> settlers of catan
08:00 <Skirmish> I don't know if it. 
09:00 <amsy> oh its a strategy game
09:00 <Skirmish> I didn't bring any cheese for my spag bol :(
09:00 <amsy> building stuff to generate points
10:00 <amsy> noooo
12:00 <amsy> ok its late... i should sleep
12:00 <amsy> have a good day :)
26:00 <Taco> hi beagle
31:00 <Taco> u troll mastermind
32:00 <beehhh> can i post a youtube
32:00 <[Maverick]> no
32:00 <beehhh> only one will freak you out like did me otherday
32:00 <beehhh> can?
32:00 <Serenity> are you saying beehhh is beagle?
32:00 <beehhh> i got evidance
33:00 <Taco> Yes
33:00 <beehhh> judge it by yourself
33:00 <Serenity> you know they arent the same person right
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <Taco> What supporting evidence do you have?
33:00 <beehhh> the attack was real
33:00 <beehhh> it cannot be a drama
34:00 <Taco> I could've just been coming here for 6 months and have only spoken to a single person
34:00 <beehhh> [Maverick]?
34:00 <Taco> Maybe you're beehhh, Serenity!
34:00 <Serenity> that theyve both been heard separately on skype
34:00 <Serenity> unfortunately
34:00 <Taco> Indians are cheap labour and can be paid to do anything
35:00 <Serenity> thats a bit excessive lol
35:00 <beehhh> huge one seen over in texas like a size of a suburb
35:00 <Taco> I was watching this thing last night about Brickleberry National Park, and how they hired indians as park rangers attached to robot bodies and connected via skype
35:00 <Taco> Might've been a cartoon but my point is still valid
35:00 <beehhh> just youtube 'ufo attacks venezuela'?
35:00 <beehhh> see it by yourself i tell you you'd shit your pants
36:00 <beehhh> the american man here was right
36:00 <beehhh> the one over borneo is the baby one
37:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YllhfSIOjvM
37:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: UFO attacks Venezuela Views: 359,331   Uploaded: Published on Feb 2, 2014 Duration: 10 Minutes 57 Seconds 
37:00 <Taco> ?
37:00 <beehhh> yes
37:00 <Taco> ok im not watching it
37:00 <beehhh> watch until the end
37:00 <beehhh> some of it seem so fkn real
38:00 <beehhh> especially when two of them attacks the family screamed
38:00 <beehhh> ...Josh go downstairs...now....then woman screams
40:00 <beehhh> watch the one with an aeroplane side by side with fighter jet footage
41:00 <Vagisil> herp
41:00 <Taco> wow u werent keen to come back aye
41:00 <[Maverick]> why the fuck did I click on that link 
41:00 <Vagisil> lol
41:00 <Taco> [Maverick], aliens told u 2 do it
42:00 <Vagisil> i did it just so u could make fun of it :P
42:00 <Taco> if you think I'm wrong, prove it
42:00 <beehhh> you'll only believe when you see it by your own eyes
42:00 <Taco> I want to believe
42:00 <[Maverick]> it's fake beeh 
43:00 <beehhh> i didnt see the huge one yet but the small one two of them
44:00 <beehhh> Im going to london i heard they cannot survive in the cold
44:00 <Skirmish> You're not going to london. 
45:00 <beehhh> http://www.inquisitr.com/1837879/ufo-flash-spotted-near-space-station-in-nasa-video-feed-iss-becoming-hub-of-ufo-sightings/
46:00 <beehhh> why would many people lie besides i dont want your visa
48:00 <[Maverick]> beehhh: the iss does not have a feed on the NASA website ;) 
48:00 <Taco> Dodo. DODO! Internet with flies!
48:00 <Vagisil> LOL
49:00 <beehhh> you will find plantey over south australia plains [Maverick], dont have to travel so far
49:00 <Taco> http://www.geekzeitung.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/want_to_believe.jpg
49:00 <Vagisil> ,lol i remember camping when we were out centraldesert
49:00 <Vagisil> every night there would be epic flashes in the night sky
49:00 <Vagisil> would light up the sky
49:00 <beehhh> past grampians over the tailem bend near boarder town they are regularly seen
49:00 <StrykerX> $9.90 dialup
49:00 <Taco> lightning?
50:00 <Vagisil> not aliens though
50:00 <StrykerX> Connect yourself to DODO.
50:00 <Skirmish> beehhh: I can assure you 100% that you will not be allowed into the UK. 
50:00 <beehhh> ask some locals dont judge me
50:00 <Vagisil> nah.. imagine a flash going off on a camera
50:00 <Vagisil> but in the sky
50:00 <zaim> hi asl
50:00 <Taco> 9 m nev
50:00 <Taco> n u
50:00 <Vagisil> was pretty cool
50:00 <Taco> [Maverick], can I have +v for valentines plz?
51:00 <[Maverick]> can you gargle? 
51:00 <beehhh> Skirmish: its not be ashamed by not getting a visa; but i will be ashamed not trying for it
51:00 <Serenity> hahaha
51:00 <Taco> don't make me telephone in my complaint 2 u
51:00 <Serenity> do you have a rough tongue?
51:00 <Skirmish> Taco will tongue punch your fart box.
51:00 <British^Meat> hah
51:00 <Taco> Yea prob
52:00 <beehhh> cat trys to comfort me earlier
52:00 <Serenity> ive decided i really should have been born male
52:00 <Taco> beehhh, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=entqwfgq714
52:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: WARNING! UFO SIGHTINGS ALL OVER THE WORLD . MASS INVASION? (All Year, World Wide UFO Events) Views: 246,906   Uploaded: Published on Dec 28, 2014 Duration: 26 Minutes 12 Seconds 
52:00 <Serenity> i love boobs so so much
52:00 <Vagisil> tempting to go to england for 5 years
52:00 <[Maverick]> Hahaha 
52:00 <Vagisil> teachers dont get paid much there though
52:00 <[Maverick]> Hey sezz... do you have a rough tongue? 
53:00 <Serenity> no i dont
53:00 <[Maverick]> do you gargle? 
53:00 <Serenity> i already asked that question you bastard
53:00 <beehhh> Taco watch the UFO landing in china
53:00 <Vagisil> geographic tongue ftl
53:00 <Taco> link plz
54:00 <Vagisil> lmao
54:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BhJL1O7gmw
54:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HDUFO Lands In China!!! 2014 Unbelievable UFO Sighting!!! Views: 2,376,177   Uploaded: Published on Jun 8, 2013 Duration: 2 Minutes 32 Seconds 
55:00 <Vagisil> gotta be a screamer
55:00 <Vagisil> lol
55:00 <Vagisil> fuck thats hialrious
56:00 <Vagisil> 1:40 taco
56:00 <beehhh> my cable is faster but cannot use irc on that
56:00 <Taco> hahahaha beehhh 
56:00 <Taco> that is so fake
57:00 <Vagisil> look up the video
57:00 <Vagisil> wtf did nasa do to piss off et
57:00 <Vagisil> video on how aliens blew up challenger
57:00 <Taco> it moves in relation to the bumps in the road that the car experiences
57:00 <Taco> like every bump
57:00 <Vagisil> lol yeh
58:00 <Vagisil> governments cant cover anything up
58:00 <beehhh> i tell you ufos are real i saw it with my own eyes twice before
58:00 <Vagisil> if they are covering up alien landings
58:00 <Serenity> i just sent my bestie boobs for v day
58:00 <Vagisil> then theyre doing a better job of that than anything else
58:00 <Serenity> im such a good friend
58:00 <Taco> Vagisil, my favourite is this... "if the government couldn't cover up a robbery in a shitty motel (watergate), they sure as shit cant cover up aliens"
58:00 <Dooodle> plop
59:00 <Taco> Even NSA wiretapping got leaked... not that it was really news. Just news to idiets.
59:00 <Vagisil> lol yeh
00:00 <beehhh> some brazen povo thief stole the centerlink swerage pipe and flood the office in adelaide
00:00 <Vagisil> https://www.facebook.com/wapolnwmetro/photos/a.650018358359435.1073741828.647365888624682/1021996424494958/?type=1&theater
01:00 <beehhh> one dude try to break someones motorbike for a joyride was high on drug
04:00 <Skirmish> When i need to number 2, no matter where Kayla is when I do it, I send her an SMS saying "PEWPING". Every single time. 
05:00 <Dooodle> how romantic
05:00 <bee_girl> you always take your phone to the toilet?
06:00 <beehhh> hey Vagisil the FBI CIA DIA all are after you now, what did you do
06:00 <Skirmish> What else am I meant to do whilst I am sitting there? 
06:00 <Dooodle> do you send her photos as well
06:00 <Skirmish> I check facebook, check out the news websites. 
06:00 <Serenity> read the shampoo bottles
06:00 <Skirmish> No photos. Our toilet is separate from the bathroom otherwise I would read the shampoo. 
07:00 <Dooodle> you need what i have got
07:00 <Dooodle> a pic of paulie and sarah on the back of the toilet door
07:00 <Skirmish> If it's not my phone it's my ipad I take with me.
07:00 <Serenity> LOL
07:00 <Dooodle> i like to imagine sarah giving me a blumpkin
08:00 <Dooodle> while paulie cheers
08:00 <Serenity> robert!
08:00 <Skirmish> ha ha ha
08:00 <Dooodle> hahahahaha
14:00 <Dooodle> i'm glad we could share this together
17:00 <Skirmish> We're a tight knit community when the artards aren't here. It's a lovely place to chat. I am going to miss it *wipes away tear*
18:00 <Dooodle> why, are you going to destroy it
18:00 <nate> dont rip up that love letter i sent you Doodle:)
19:00 <Skirmish> I'm moving to a different dept. A busier one. This is my last weekend of day shifts for at least 6 months. I will only be logging in on my days off or if I get called back here due to short staffed. 
29:00 <Dooodle> lol nate
30:00 <Dooodle> oic Skirmish
31:00 <Skirmish> Next Friday night will be my final 12 hour bludge at work on irc night. We should all have a farewell party for me I think. 
31:00 <Dooodle> i'm washing my hair that night
31:00 <Skirmish> I've seen your facebook ... that won't take you long.
32:00 <Dooodle> rofl
32:00 <Dooodle> cunt
32:00 <Skirmish> :D 
32:00 <Dooodle> i meant my chest hair
39:00 <ZapbuzZ> hello
40:00 <Taco> This chan seems small all of a sudden
40:00 <Taco> Did BlackDevil fix the BOPM or something?
41:00 <Skirmish> All the bots were taken out that were padding the population? 
42:00 <[Maverick]> nah 
43:00 <[Maverick]> BOPM is working.. but it only scans Tor proxies. 
44:00 <Skirmish> Afternoon bee_girl. Did someone treat you special today?
44:00 <Taco> [Maverick], nah it uses a few other DNSBLs. But it doesn't seem to actively test port 8080.
45:00 <bee_girl> Yup!
45:00 <bee_girl> andu skirmish?
45:00 <Skirmish> Nah we don't participate in valentines day. 
45:00 <Skirmish> Although the jewellers rang and the mrs got to go pick up her wedding ring.
48:00 <Skirmish> I have a feeling that today is THE day Digerati. 
49:00 <Taco> The day for what?
49:00 <Skirmish> I don't want to jinx it. Wait and see. 
50:00 <Digerati> you don't see the good in people, only the bad
51:00 <Digerati> so i won't bother with your petty bs talk
51:00 <Digerati> keep judging
56:00 <Skirmish>  A young Gina Rinehart dressed for a charity function in the early 1090s Source: News Corp Australia    <------ HA HA HA HA SHE OLD! 
56:00 <Saemon> <Skirmish> Next Friday night will be my final 12 hour bludge at work on irc night. We should all have a farewell party for me I think.
56:00 <Saemon> .....so u actually really have a job?
56:00 <Saemon> wow thats pretty good
57:00 <Skirmish> Well I am certainly not like yourself, beagle or slinky_J that do not have a job. 
58:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHRAPIwsS5I
58:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ibeyi - River Views: 1,079,594   Uploaded: Published on Aug 7, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 47 Seconds 
58:00 <ZapbuzZ> the topic in #politicaldebate has a link ... nasty link
01:00 <Saemon> wow
01:00 <Saemon> the 2 australian guys in bali are actually gona get executed, no reversals no pardons of the decision
01:00 <Saemon> thats so sad
02:00 <Saemon> did they know what they were doing? did they no they were doing the wrong thing? 
02:00 <Saemon> Yes.
02:00 <Saemon> was it a crime? 
02:00 <Saemon> yes.
02:00 <Saemon> do they deserve to be punished for it? Yes.
02:00 <Saemon> by being imprisoned.
02:00 <Saemon> they dont deserve to die for it.
02:00 <Saemon> how many ppl on here right now has done illegal drugs?
03:00 <Saemon> if anything, pieter and slinky_j would deserve to die as well 
03:00 <nate> they should die, they are actually drug smugglers 
03:00 <nate> indonesian law
04:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRAMNWzfjcg
04:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Asaf Avidan - One day / Reckoning Song (Wankelmut Remix) Views: 150,473,702   Uploaded: Published on Jun 22, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 32 Seconds 
04:00 <Saemon> nah, look at it
04:00 <Skirmish> Choices have consequences. They made their choices. 
05:00 <Ana_Ng> ignorance of the law is not a defense
05:00 <Skirmish> I want it to hurry up and be over with so it stops dominating the news cycle. 
05:00 <Saemon> drugs are just commercial items that are currently outlawed. when the days comes when these drugs are made legal
05:00 <Skirmish> Oh look Ana_Ng is a lawyer today. 
05:00 <Saemon> thier deaths would have been for nothing
05:00 <Skirmish> Gotta love dem murikans that are experts of everything. 
06:00 <steven_> legit
06:00 <Saemon> just like how in the 1940s it was illegal during the prohibition to smuggle alcohol
06:00 <Saemon> or in germany how it was illegal to smuggle jews
06:00 <Ana_Ng> that's pretty sad when a simple fact is stated and you turn it into america-bashing
06:00 <Saemon> the death penalty should be reserved for actual terrible crimes, like murder
06:00 <Saemon> if you murder someone, you should die too. fair enough.
07:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng: Doesn't make it any less true. 
07:00 <Saemon> if u smuggle a small bag with powder in it? u shold get in prison, maybe 10 yrs or 20 years
07:00 <Ana_Ng> i guess i'll take every opportunity to make fun of the shithole australia is
07:00 <Saemon> but u shouldnt have to be killed for it
07:00 <nate> u make alot of money with drugs ;D
07:00 <nate> then u can kill people
07:00 <Ana_Ng> if you're stupid enough to commit a death-penalty crime, you deserve the death penalty
07:00 <nate> ;D~
08:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng: If you lived in Canada maybe you could. It would be throwing stones in a glass house if you tried to imply Australia was less than awesome.
08:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm really sad for your life that you are unable to converse on any topic without taking a potshot at the USA
09:00 <Ana_Ng> back to your wankfest
09:00 <Skirmish> That is easily the silliest comment made so far today and that even with Saemon active. Well done Ana_Ng. 
09:00 <Ana_Ng> thrilling compelling conversation
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
11:00 <Skirmish> What did you get for Valentines day Kate?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> you?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, I didn't actually get cock lol
11:00 <Skirmish> I'm at work. 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> I got a pandora charm for my bracelet 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> TOTALLY out of the blue
12:00 <Skirmish> lol 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was like ah…. WHAT…. i didn't get you anything lolz
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> THANKS!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'll take him out to dinner next week, when my mummy comes to visit :D
13:00 <Skirmish> Just a charm? 
13:00 <Skirmish> No wonder you're keen for a hotel interlude. 
13:00 <Taco> I got cock 2
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> they day is young!
14:00 <Taco> yea but ur old
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> but he isn't feeling well… apparently 
14:00 <Saemon> lol wth
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco you're older than me
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> So what did you get your 'wife' taco?
15:00 <Saemon> wats the story with the rooms hate between all of yous and ana?
15:00 <Skirmish> Nobody hates ana. 
15:00 <Skirmish> She's just very sensitive about murika. 
15:00 <Saemon> Serenity and DemonsRun seems to
16:00 <[Maverick]> a tube repair kit for the punctures ;) 
16:00 <Skirmish> I wonder how many women in Melbourne are taking out AVO's after getting little hand written notes from Pieter shoved in their letterboxes. 
16:00 <simba> isnt taco 16
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw he said he was 34 to me
16:00 <Saemon> the other night they were goin at it pretty bad
16:00 <DemonsRun> I don't hate her
16:00 <DemonsRun> Just can't stand the idiot 
16:00 <Saemon> is that not the same as hate?
16:00 <Skirmish> What have you been doing sitting there all quiet Mz Run? 
16:00 <DemonsRun> On another server lol
17:00 <simba> thats probably funny to 16 year olds
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> and like 5'10
17:00 <simba> its twice his age get it 
17:00 <simba> no it isnt
17:00 <simba> nevermind
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh trew
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fail
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <Skirmish> FINE ... 
17:00 <DemonsRun> Don't guilt me.
17:00 <Skirmish> No ... really it's fine. 
17:00 <Dooodle> *guilt*
17:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
17:00 <Dooodle> guilt her again man
17:00 <Skirmish> I mean ... I haven't been sitting here waiting for you all day or anything. 
17:00 <DemonsRun> I hope you haven't haha
18:00 <Skirmish> I miss the old simba that wasn't trying to be witty 100% of the time. 
18:00 <Skirmish> RIP old simba. 
18:00 <Skirmish> All good. I am sure I can find something else to do. 
18:00 <DemonsRun> That's been a long time.
18:00 <DemonsRun> All it took was a highlight.
18:00 <Dooodle> she has penis on highlight
18:00 <slinky_J> penis
18:00 <Saemon> i'd like to see DemonsRun on another server, where her status would be just a small fry like me
18:00 <DemonsRun> Only on my laptop Dooodle 
18:00 <Saemon> in here shes a bigshot cuz shes part of the melb scooby-gang
18:00 <Dooodle> hahaha
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <Dooodle> lol gang
19:00 <Dooodle> you'd be part of it too Saemon if it wasn't for those pesky kids
19:00 <Saemon> yeah part of the gang who the regular ops never touch
19:00 <Skirmish> lol Dooodle
19:00 <Dooodle> i assure you
19:00 <Saemon> they turn a blind eye to their own when their own breaches rules etc
19:00 <Dooodle> the ops touch me all the time
20:00 <Skirmish> You're going to end up banned if all you're going to do is sook Saemon. 
20:00 <Skirmish> Untuck your pecker and stop whinging. 
20:00 <DemonsRun> Saemon: me on another server is the same as this. Liked by people I actually give a shit about.
20:00 <DemonsRun> Not some small fry like you.
20:00 <slinky_J> I need you to take something over to bali for me Saemon
20:00 <Serenity> oh is saemon using scooby gang now
21:00 <DemonsRun> He's discriminating!
21:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahahahaha
21:00 <nate> make Saemon an op, give him some purpose in life:)
21:00 <doctor> Wheres me mate theron? He never showed up to beer o'clock
22:00 <Skirmish> Good to have you back Nikky`. 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle
22:00 <Dooodle> ohai
22:00 <Serenity> id shove a pickle up my arse before i made saemon an op
22:00 <Dooodle> loooooooooooool
22:00 <Dooodle> go on
22:00 <DemonsRun> Do it
22:00 <doctor> Saemon just needs to relax and he'll be alright
22:00 <Saemon> yeah, go on
22:00 <Saemon> do it
22:00 <Saemon> or make me an op
23:00 <Nikky`> Thank you Skirmish :o)
23:00 <Nikky`> ohai also
23:00 <Nikky`> :P
23:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
23:00 <DemonsRun> Zooper doopers!
23:00 <Skirmish> Saemon has to eat the pickle to earn ops.
23:00 <Dooodle> hahaha
23:00 <Serenity> hahah
23:00 <Dooodle> he would
23:00 <doctor> There's nothing all that exciting about the world to feel immersed in
23:00 <Serenity> no doubt
23:00 <Saemon> <Skirmish> Saemon has to eat the pickle to earn ops.
23:00 <DemonsRun> After its been up her ass.
23:00 <Saemon> ive got no problem with that
23:00 <Saemon> Serenity is pretty ho
23:00 <Saemon> hot
23:00 <Dooodle> while its in her ass
23:00 <Dooodle> not after
23:00 <Serenity> nope
23:00 <Saemon> she can pee into my mouth as well
23:00 <DemonsRun> While is even better 
23:00 <Serenity> no
23:00 <Serenity> NO
23:00 <Dooodle> haha
23:00 <Dooodle> jesus
23:00 <nate> new boyfriend saemon!
23:00 <Dooodle> this got out of hand
23:00 <Skirmish> lol it escalated quickly.
23:00 <DemonsRun> So quickly
24:00 <Dooodle> hai Nikkypoos
24:00 <Nikky`> Dooodledooooo <3
24:00 <nate> he ment to say pea right:)
24:00 <Saemon> i meant urinate
25:00 <simba> fuck r u talkin about Skirmish
25:00 <simba> ive literally never changed
25:00 <simba> oh i get it ur trolling cos u have tried to be funny lately
25:00 <simba> but 4 chan memes arent funny m8
25:00 <Dooodle> <3
25:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
25:00 <DemonsRun> Coz you're disgusting.
25:00 <Serenity> demons run should send me boobs to make me feel better
26:00 <Nikky`> Who is trying to be funny lately?
26:00 <doctor> 4chan makes me sad to be people
26:00 <ShadowLurker> you all love cocks in your ass
26:00 <Dooodle> not as much as you paulie
26:00 <Dooodle> :D
26:00 <ShadowLurker> agreed
26:00 <Dooodle> keke
26:00 <DemonsRun> You need snapchat. Even Skirmish gets boobs that way.
26:00 <Serenity> i have snalchat
26:00 <Serenity> er
26:00 <Serenity> snapchat
26:00 <DemonsRun> Give me ur Damn addy
27:00 <ShadowLurker> specially yours doodlekins
27:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
27:00 <Dooodle> lol vomit
27:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
27:00 <Dooodle> its not the gay stuff its you being nice to me
27:00 <Dooodle> makes me sick
27:00 <Nikky`> lol
27:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking about vomit
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i got the jelly beans that taste like vomit, grass clipping yadda yadda
29:00 <Skirmish> Why would you do that? 
29:00 <bee_girl> https://www.facebook.com/humansofnewyork/photos/a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784/886284221445679/?type=1&theater
29:00 <Nikky`> cant say i've ever got vomit type jelly beans
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's like a dare thing
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can have the vomit jelly bean or the tuti fuuti one they look the same
29:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ 4chan memes. Unless I have clicked a link that has taken me there I don't think I have ever gone to the 4chan site. 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you dar the other person to try one
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> ...
29:00 <Dooodle> filth
29:00 <DemonsRun> Just cuddling Carter hold on
29:00 <TheRon> you are?
29:00 <Dooodle> who
30:00 <simba> dude ur irc blog was full of gay memes
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was the best!
30:00 <simba> like i said to taco it mightve been funny without your terrible commentary and memes
30:00 <TheRon> mmmbop da da dup a do ah
31:00 <simba> he agreed
31:00 <simba> u gotta let the content stand on its own
31:00 <simba> pro tips
31:00 <Skirmish> I will take that into consideration next time.
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> pro tip - just show it to a few peeps and say look what i found
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't state you're the author! 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> some cunt will get it pulled down 
31:00 <DemonsRun> Done Serenity 
31:00 <Dooodle> add me to snalchat
31:00 <Dooodle> i want to show my boobs
31:00 <DemonsRun> Lol!
32:00 <Skirmish> It's your fault Kate. You gave me some of those pics that simba is hating on.
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> because they're a kill joy!
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA
32:00 <Skirmish> It's already gone Kate. 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> I know!
32:00 <doctor> Write a blog about how cool austnet is
32:00 <TheRon> boobs!
32:00 <Dooodle> actually no whatsapp will do the job
32:00 <TheRon> boobs make life worth living
32:00 <Dooodle> and you can save the pics
32:00 <Dooodle> for later
32:00 <Serenity> wooo
32:00 <Dooodle> ..
32:00 <Serenity> no one sends me snaps
33:00 <Skirmish> I did. 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> there wouldn't be anything to write
33:00 <doctor> oh, i didn't read it
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> apart from katatonic_kate01 is fucking awesome
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10 stars
33:00 <Skirmish> Simba is my biggest critic. He can give you a review of it. 
33:00 <Nikky`> I want to be fucking awesome..damnit
33:00 <Dooodle> sezz post DemonsRuns boobs to whatsapp so i can save them
33:00 <Serenity> im a loser
33:00 <Dooodle> thx
33:00 <Serenity> hahah
33:00 <DemonsRun> I get so many stupid ones.
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll make my own tribute page
34:00 <doctor> We're all pretty awesome here
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> cocks of austnet!
34:00 <Dooodle> <-
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <doctor> if only we could get other awesome people to congregate together here
34:00 <TheRon> woo hoo two princes love this song
34:00 <Serenity> im gonna send nipple
35:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: That could be an interesting thing to do. Find pictures of penis' and link them to a nick. Like, a munted penis would be christopher or beagle. 
35:00 <Dooodle> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll ask peeps to contribute!
35:00 <StrykerX> lmao
35:00 <Skirmish> A penis with the public hair twisted like a handle bar moustache can be Doodle.  
35:00 <StrykerX> Or a limp one could be Pieter, Skirmish 
35:00 <Skirmish> lol
35:00 <TheRon> i'm not a gynaecologist but i'll have a look
35:00 <Dooodle> bloody keen
36:00 <Skirmish> Pubic* Auto correct is aids. 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then ask other women to write about the performance of the said cock
36:00 <StrykerX> Public hair
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would save women a lot of trouble 
36:00 <StrykerX> Kaka, don't forget.. Alot on here are still virgins
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
36:00 <StrykerX> So they will be unrated
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i might help them out
36:00 <Skirmish> lol "Attempting to have this flacid penis pushed into me was like having your face smashed against an opening airbag in a car accident"
36:00 <Dooodle> keen as mustard
36:00 <Saemon> with the amount of hours ive out in to viewing videos of pussy over the years
36:00 <Serenity> incoming nipple DemonsRun
36:00 <Saemon> i think im qualified to be a gynaecologist by now
36:00 <Skirmish> 15:26 DemonsRun: You need snapchat. Even Skirmish gets boobs that way.   <----- I don't like the way that sounds. 
36:00 <Dooodle> yeah even poor despos like Skirmish 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> boost my 'slut' status that i apparently already have
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
37:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
37:00 <StrykerX> Airbags fucking hurt
37:00 <Dooodle> Skirmish	A penis with the public hair twisted like a handle bar moustache can be Doodle.  
37:00 <Dooodle> lol
37:00 <StrykerX> Also, slut status?
37:00 <Skirmish> Yeah. 
37:00 <Skirmish> Thanks DemonsRun
37:00 <Dooodle> kekeke
37:00 <DemonsRun> Lol.
37:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah, anytime!
37:00 <Dooodle> make her send more boobs to apologise
37:00 <TheRon> it would be rude not to send me boobs
37:00 <Serenity> i just sent her my sexy nip
37:00 <Skirmish> I don't have the app anymore, plus I don't want to be a despo *exaggerated tantrum*
37:00 <DemonsRun> Dat piercing.
37:00 <doctor> TheRon, you missed beer o'clock mate
38:00 <StrykerX> Something I've missed out on??
38:00 <Skirmish> Being thigh bashed by a limp dick would probably hurt too.
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, something I've missed out on too!
38:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish, valid call.
38:00 <Serenity> ^_^
38:00 <TheRon> no i ddint
38:00 <Saemon> why are yous 2 sending eachother pics of your nipples
38:00 <doctor> 6am on the dot - no excuses
38:00 <DemonsRun> Oh pfft 
38:00 <Saemon> is it a bisexual thing?
38:00 <Dooodle> y not
38:00 <Serenity> .
38:00 <DemonsRun> You didn't even ask for them Skirmish 
38:00 <Serenity> its tits..
38:00 <doctor> oh, you didn't invite me :(
38:00 <Serenity> why not
38:00 <TheRon> my apologies
38:00 <Saemon> u dnt see guys doing this
38:00 <Serenity> ...........
38:00 <Dooodle> yes you do
38:00 <doctor> that's alright, i just started on my own
38:00 <DemonsRun> Guys don't have nice tits
38:00 <Saemon> TheRon Skirmish want to trade nippe or knob pics?
38:00 <Dooodle> me and Skirmish swap nipple pics all the time
39:00 <Skirmish> Someone else will have to create this "Penii of Austnet" blog. My self esteem can't take another battering from simba yet. 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <TheRon> boobs!
39:00 <Saemon> im uncircumciced
39:00 <Skirmish> I only swap with Dooodle. I'd never swap with you Saemon
39:00 <Dooodle> congrats
39:00 <Serenity> saemons just shitty hes not getting tit pics
39:00 <Serenity> tbh
39:00 <Saemon> why not Skirmish?
39:00 <Dooodle> lol
39:00 <Saemon> pfffft
39:00 <Skirmish> Because you're a loser. 
39:00 <Saemon> for $100 i can suck on one and cum on it as well
39:00 <Saemon> just a phone call away
39:00 <Skirmish> You make Beagle look like he's achieved something in life Saemon. 
40:00 <Skirmish> brb
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.restoringforeskin.org/images/restoring-foreskin-t-tape-elastic-band-around-the-waist.jpg
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> something like that
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAOOOOOOOO
40:00 <Dooodle> i reckon he'd like a battering from simba
40:00 <Dooodle> if you catch my drift
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that made me laugh
40:00 <Dooodle> is it sfw
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> no!
40:00 <Dooodle> oh lol just saw the url
40:00 <Dooodle> cames up as a thumbnail on mibbit
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hilarious
40:00 <Dooodle> comes
40:00 <Dooodle> lol $100
40:00 <Serenity> yeah but.. you have to pay for it.
40:00 <Saemon> so
40:00 <Serenity> i get tits for free..
40:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah I can't send shit. Got my kid right in front of me.
40:00 <Saemon> money is just currency
40:00 <Serenity> id be shitty about that
40:00 <Dooodle> what makes you think you're worth $100
40:00 <Saemon> it means nothing 
40:00 <Serenity> lol DemonsRun
40:00 <Serenity> I EXPECT BOOBS AT BED TIME
40:00 <DemonsRun> Done!
40:00 <Dooodle> me too
40:00 <Dooodle> never get them
40:00 <Serenity> get snap chat rob ill show ya me cheese n onion johnny
41:00 <Dooodle> :/
41:00 <StrykerX>  <Dooodle> comes
41:00 <StrykerX> Over penis convo
41:00 <Dooodle> looooooooooooooooooooooool
41:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
41:00 <Dooodle> SENSITIVES NOT OUR TYPE IS IT
41:00 <Skirmish> Someone send Dooodle boobs so he can show the chick at work and see what her answer is. 
41:00 <Skirmish> "So, do you think you can top this?"
41:00 <Dooodle> rofl no
42:00 <picard> Afternoon
42:00 <Dooodle> filth
42:00 <picard> Fucken hot
42:00 <picard> Nudging 40
42:00 <DemonsRun> What chick at work?
42:00 <Dooodle> dont send me boobs unless its on my phone
42:00 <Dooodle> cos i'm at work
42:00 <Skirmish> ooomp has got a job with Dooodle and is seducing him. 
42:00 <Dooodle> good grief
42:00 <DemonsRun> Ooomp, from here?
42:00 <Dooodle> no
42:00 <Serenity> id send doodle boobs but hes probably sick of seeing them tbh
42:00 <DemonsRun> Ohhh
42:00 <Dooodle> he's being a dick
42:00 <Dooodle> SEND ME THEM
43:00 <Dooodle> some ice would be in order
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah too much cock
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> im off
43:00 <nate> picard u are!!
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> *raises eyebrows*
43:00 <Dooodle> lol
43:00 <nate> 2 much cock, thats like 2 much money
43:00 <nate> impossimable
43:00 <picard> I am what Nate?
43:00 <Dooodle> i'm about to go on a break so i can fap in the toilet to them
43:00 <TheRon> classy
43:00 <Skirmish> Give the chick you're working with a quicky in the toilets. 
43:00 <Skirmish> What is her name?
43:00 <Dooodle> cant
43:00 <Dooodle> theres onlt 3 people here
43:00 <Dooodle> only
43:00 <Skirmish> Something slutty like ... Suzie? 
43:00 <Dooodle> her name is geoffrey
44:00 <nate> fucking hot nudging 40?
44:00 <nate> :F
44:00 <picard> Over 40 dude
44:00 <picard> And I'm far from hot
44:00 <nate> lets lie today
44:00 <nate> yay!
44:00 <Skirmish> Yeah time to be serious now. 
44:00 <Dooodle> y
44:00 <Dooodle> what does it matter what her name is
44:00 <Skirmish> Because after we've gone as far as imagining you turning your dick into a toilet tube puppet for giggles it's time to become serious.
44:00 <Dooodle> looooooooooool
45:00 <StrykerX> nate, he's closer to 50
45:00 <aam> Soup
45:00 <Dooodle> i'm not saying her name
45:00 <Skirmish> It doesn't really "matter" it just means I can call her by her real name instead of her irc name. 
45:00 <aam> Tomato sleuth
45:00 <Serenity> lily just cock blocked doodle
45:00 <Dooodle> BITCH
45:00 <Skirmish> Are you afraid she will glance over and see her name on your screen? 
45:00 <Serenity> was gonna take a pic n she turned up lol
46:00 <StrykerX> Relax
46:00 <nate> bit of a makeover
46:00 <nate> no worries!
46:00 <Dooodle> nah i'm on the other side of the room
46:00 <Dooodle> haha
46:00 <aam> \0
46:00 <Dooodle> for the purposes of irc her name can be jizzmop
46:00 <TheRon> how is sally?
47:00 <nate> https://au.cougarlife.com/?co=AU
47:00 <Vagisil> https://twitter.com/hashtag/austnet?src=hash
47:00 <Skirmish> lol speaking of kids at the wrong time .... Ethan strolled into the bedroom without knocking the other night and was about 3 seconds shy of copping a view of Kayla topless. She had just pulled a shirt down as he opened the door. 
47:00 <aam> Mustang Sally
47:00 <Serenity> ill send you what i sent my friend yesterday rob
47:00 <Serenity> is lols
48:00 <Vagisil> skirmish and kata are famous lol
48:00 <simba> tom jones - its not unusual (to smoke weed everyday)
48:00 <Dooodle> ok
48:00 <Dooodle> i'm going for a slash brb
48:00 <aam> I have the kitchen tomorrow
49:00 <Dooodle> lol
49:00 <picard> StrykerX: no I'm not
49:00 <Serenity> poor kid would have been awkward lol
49:00 <doctor> remember, vertical not horizontal 
49:00 <aam> 4 hrs of it
50:00 <simba> i never realised how perfectly round b1s head was
50:00 <simba> its like karl pilkington
50:00 <picard> simba: are you angry he isn't here?
50:00 <nate> what about his butt!
50:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <simba> i dont understand the question picard
50:00 <picard> It's not a difficult question.
51:00 <simba> what 
51:00 <nate> simba is so mad, he could eat some chocolate
51:00 <Vagisil> lol wait
51:00 <Vagisil> is b1 banned in here
51:00 <picard> Yes lol
51:00 <picard> Finally some decent ops here
51:00 <simba> no he just timed out b4
51:00 <SixInchRambo> haha
51:00 <Vagisil> o hok
51:00 <nate> Vagisil did u sleep with an op to get b1 banned;l
51:00 <Serenity> god I need a snooze
51:00 <aam> But it's really half the job compared to the previous Mondays cause they're renovating the kitchen downstairs n we're havin bbq with disposables
51:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back Ana_Ng. 
52:00 <simba> wtf
52:00 <SixInchRambo> he's a jerk!
52:00 <picard> Simba is a failed op
52:00 <simba> :(
52:00 <Skirmish> Sif I have to seduce Kate. She's on tap. 
52:00 <simba> guess ill ask stebie to deregister me
52:00 <picard> Didn't have what it takes
52:00 <nate> one night simba was drinking and Vagisil took advantage
52:00 <nate> :O~
52:00 <Vagisil> Helen Brown ‏@hbrown10  Jul 14
52:00 <Vagisil> A sad, tough day for many of my #Austnet Melbourne colleagues. And a wonderful friend in jakarta too. Thinking of you all  @KJBar @ImogenJC
52:00 <Vagisil> Whats this about?
52:00 <aam> I jus got up
52:00 <DemonsRun> I need to get stuff for dinner.
52:00 <aam> Fell asleep on the couch after lunch
53:00 <simba> thats when serenity left
53:00 <picard> No idea
53:00 <Vagisil> did austnet go down or something
53:00 <Vagisil> oh lol
53:00 <simba> lol it wasnt
53:00 <aam> I' m gonnah have a couple of mangoes for dinnah
53:00 <Skirmish> Curry sausages for dinner I think. 
54:00 <simba> holy shit i dont wanna sound all b1 but i remember that nick from a long time ago
54:00 <Skirmish> Wait ... how do you know that is when Serenity left? Did someone mark the day on a calendar? 
54:00 <simba> no it was a joke
54:00 <Skirmish> 14th July. Never 4get. 
54:00 <TRippAbeggZ> remembers day...
54:00 <Dooodle> bloody hell sezz
54:00 <Dooodle> i didnt want to come back from the toilet
54:00 <aam> Had that fo lunch lol
54:00 <Skirmish> You took your phone and checked the pics and had a boner? 
54:00 <Saemon> carton of farmers union iced coffee and a four'n'twenty chunky beef pie for dinner for me
54:00 <Dooodle> ofc
54:00 <Saemon> tru blu style
55:00 <Skirmish> See, I don't like this constantly needing to be witty simba. 
55:00 <simba> Suffer.
55:00 <simba> i cant help it its effortless
55:00 <TRippAbeggZ> irc - where you must be witty or be prepared to be taken advantage of.
55:00 <Skirmish> Maybe you could have slyly let jizzmop see your boner and wink at her. 
55:00 <Skirmish> You will either score, or get fired. 
55:00 <aam> Neways L83RZ
55:00 <Serenity> hahah doodle
55:00 <Serenity> i can send more :o
55:00 <TheRon> is she a nautical lass??
55:00 <Dooodle> woooooooooooooooooo
56:00 <nate> WhAt TEERiPpaBegGz :!
56:00 <picard> Mmmmmmmm
56:00 <TRippAbeggZ> that's me!!!
56:00 <nate> are u exciting tripp?
56:00 <Dooodle> lol Skirmish 
56:00 <Serenity> lol we had a "what do your boobs look like upside down" thread on fb yesterday
56:00 <Dooodle> nice try
56:00 <Serenity> ill show u that
56:00 <Dooodle> LOL wtf
56:00 <Serenity> in clothes..
56:00 <Dooodle> oh
56:00 <Dooodle> .
56:00 <Serenity> like
57:00 <TRippAbeggZ> ahhh, get down n dirty when I have to... heh
57:00 <picard> Fuck all on TV
57:00 <nate> cricket picard!
57:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Picard: u need Foxtel 
57:00 <Lish> all star weekend
57:00 <Lish> bitches!
57:00 <Vagisil> lol
57:00 <TRippAbeggZ> or there's a doco on Mechlin tyres atm 
57:00 <picard> Fuck cricket. And I have Foxtel
57:00 <picard> Lish hi
57:00 <TRippAbeggZ> but it wouldn't help u much. coz I'm an hour behind you lot
57:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Did it look like you had 2 x medicine balls under your shirt? 
57:00 <Serenity> laying on a bed upside down lol
57:00 <Saemon> can i see it?
57:00 <Serenity> iunno ask doodle
57:00 <Saemon> i feel like i am excluded from all of this
57:00 <Serenity> no saemon
57:00 <Serenity> never
57:00 <Saemon> why discriminate agaisnt me?
57:00 <Serenity> .
57:00 <Skirmish> Because you're a loser. 
57:00 <Dooodle> rofl
57:00 <Skirmish> Private message Ana_Ng. She will show you her sloppy boobs. 
58:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Picard: maybe you need to invest in more channels?
58:00 <Lish> picard hey
58:00 <picard> I have them all
58:00 <picard> It's all shit
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <TRippAbeggZ> sounds like your just being a whiney bitch then
58:00 <simba> maybe u dont know whats good
58:00 <picard> Maybe
58:00 <simba> nah it is mostly shit
58:00 <Skirmish> Foxtel is terrible. 
58:00 <Saemon> well how can i ever improve as a person and make friends with you guys
58:00 <Saemon> if you will never give me a chance?
58:00 <Dooodle> UPSIDE DOWN MS JANE
58:00 <Skirmish> You cannot. 
58:00 <Dooodle> MISS
58:00 <Dooodle> wevs
58:00 <Serenity> hahah
58:00 <Saemon> Skirmish i talking more to Serenity
58:00 <Skirmish> I am saving her the effort of answering you.
59:00 <picard> Fuck off u cunts, I don't want u agreeing with me
59:00 <Vagisil> you know.. theres so many ppl in here that ive never seen talking
59:00 <TRippAbeggZ>  iuno this doco on Henry ford is alright so far. 
59:00 <picard> He is dead TRippAbeggZ
59:00 <Vagisil> lol
59:00 <Lish> get anything for valentines picard?
59:00 <Skirmish> Henry Ford hated jews bad. 
59:00 <Vagisil> lish... new batteries
59:00 <picard> Lol Lish
59:00 <Serenity> i was holding my dress so my nipples didnt fall out doodle lol
59:00 <Saemon> shes a adult she can type for herself Skirmish.
59:00 <Saemon> you saying she cant?
59:00 <Saemon> dont disrespect her like that please.
59:00 <Serenity> god
59:00 <Serenity> shut up
59:00 <Dooodle> loool sezz
00:00 <picard> Fuck that shit
00:00 <picard> Waste of money
00:00 <TRippAbeggZ> looks like you've all watched this doco aye?
00:00 <Lish> aw no one loves you
00:00 <Skirmish> Lish: He flashed his tiny winky on cam last night and got an AVO for Valentines Day.
00:00 <TRippAbeggZ> maybe you guys need to check out some porn?
00:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
00:00 <TRippAbeggZ> or have you seen all that too?
00:00 <picard> Maybe
00:00 <Dooodle> they look like theyre going to fall out
00:00 <Serenity> hahah
00:00 <Dooodle> onto my lap
00:00 <Serenity> rofll
00:00 <Serenity> bloop
00:00 <TheRon> i feel left out, where's my pic
00:00 <Dooodle> hahaha
00:00 <Dooodle> (  *  ) (  *  )
00:00 <TheRon> damn
00:00 <Saemon> lol thanks for showing me the link in pm Dooodle
00:00 <Saemon> they're awesome 
00:00 <Serenity> he didnt show you anything
01:00 <Serenity> its on a phone chat you moron
01:00 <Dooodle> 'phone chat'
01:00 <Dooodle> = nudes
01:00 <Skirmish> Nice try Saemon. Better luck next time. 
01:00 <Saemon> well forgive me to wanting to be accepted.
01:00 <Serenity> .
01:00 <[Maverick]> lol.. 
02:00 <TRippAbeggZ> technology tho aye.. I'm using IRC on my iPhone... back in my days I use to have to sit in front of my desktop. times change and people move on I guess
02:00 <[Maverick]> you aren;t going to be accepted for pretending to get nudes 
02:00 <Skirmish> In order to be accepted, you first need to be acceptable. 
02:00 <[Maverick]> you're more likely going to be having a conversation by yourself in the status screen 
02:00 <Saemon> how do i do that Skirmish?
02:00 <Skirmish> Never log into irc again.
03:00 <Vagisil> lol
03:00 <picard> No shit
03:00 <Saemon> even with my highschool drop-out intellect, that doesnt seem logical
03:00 <Saemon> i want to be in here around you guys
03:00 <Skirmish> That is not being reciprocated. 
03:00 <[Maverick]> So Saemon, I am wondering.. did the hookers give you equal rights? and lefts? 
04:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Picard. I don't like your attitude. 
04:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
04:00 <Saemon> like with trying to date chicks, persistence is the key Skirmish
04:00 <Saemon> and perserverance
04:00 <TheRon> i'm just a soul whose intentions are good, oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood
04:00 <[Maverick]> LOL.. if you want a restraining order Saemon
05:00 <picard> Why is that
05:00 <TRippAbeggZ> coz you didn't want to join in on my conversation... you just shut me down like I was an old rusted out ford factory
05:00 <Dooodle> lolol
06:00 <simba> u have a keen irc eye
06:00 <StrykerX> Picard is using IRC from his old Pentium 1 133MHz MMX desktop
06:00 <simba> picard is one of the worst users in austnet history
06:00 <nate> picard can use me anytime!
06:00 <Skirmish> That's a big call simba. 
06:00 <Vagisil> lol
06:00 <StrykerX> Puts the iPad quick msg in to make it look like he is using an iPad.
06:00 <Vagisil> but mmx though
06:00 <Serenity> ok enough sending clevage shots to doodle
07:00 <picard> Lol,Simba
07:00 <Skirmish> Even worse than Romper? 
07:00 <simba> what can i say hes a big guy
07:00 <StrykerX> Vagisil, he needs MMX for porn
07:00 <simba> yeah i think its worse cos hes still here
07:00 <picard> Simba is angry
07:00 <Vagisil> lol
07:00 <Skirmish> lol
07:00 <StrykerX> Modern porn won't run on anything less.
07:00 <Dooodle> lol romper
07:00 <Vagisil> gold
07:00 <Dooodle> did that tragic cunt die eventually or what
07:00 <Skirmish> I think his thai bride took him for everything. 
07:00 <picard> Romper was better then chucks
07:00 <simba> he’ll even surpass pollock the longer he stays
07:00 <nate> Dooodle hes still tied up in your basement;l
07:00 <StrykerX> Including his computer?
07:00 <Dooodle> lol
07:00 <Dooodle> WHOAH
07:00 <Dooodle> blblblblblblbl
08:00 <picard> Lol @ Simba. So so so bitter
08:00 <simba> about
08:00 <StrykerX> The important question.. Was his Thai bride really a woman?
08:00 <StrykerX> We all know the chances there is a penis.
08:00 <nate> picard would u like to have a dinner party at simbas?
08:00 <nate> sort this mess out over some good food
08:00 <picard> No thanks
08:00 <Vagisil> hahahahahaha my sister cancelled a valentines dinner she was organising
08:00 <Vagisil> pissed off half of mt barker
08:00 <Skirmish> I can't get the image of a giddily smiling bald oompa loompa and under it what looks like a half melted minty. 
08:00 <Serenity> lolol
08:00 <Serenity> i think i made saemon mad
08:00 <Dooodle> oh well fuck hey
08:00 <slinky_J> f u c k
08:00 <TheRon> language geez!
08:00 <ShadowLurker> boozies
09:00 <Vagisil> ppl raging about it on fb
09:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Lollol @ vagisil
09:00 <nate> damn it Vagisil were u going ?
09:00 <Vagisil> god know too far to drive lol
09:00 <Vagisil> no
09:00 <Skirmish> Why do you keep bringing your sister up for? You got booted earlier for it. Do you not learn? 
09:00 <Vagisil> lmao
09:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I must not have checked my emails no invite thrown to me...
09:00 <Vagisil> is she like the austnetirc feed or something lol
09:00 <Vagisil> contraband
09:00 <TheRon> i don't trust people that don't drink
09:00 <Serenity> ugh drinking
09:00 <Dooodle> theyre absolute crackers
09:00 <nate> i dont trust people who do drink lol
10:00 <Vagisil> i got so angry end of last year... managed to finally get lwaxana to zline me
10:00 <Skirmish> She's a non-event that you keep bringing up. Stop being so butthurt that your sister called your mrs huge at christmas and move on.
10:00 <Vagisil> and the dog lifted the ban before i could connect to my sisters wireless
10:00 <ShadowLurker> arent they
10:00 <nate> its like hey u wanna do something naaah im hung over
11:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I'm now watching a show on BBC knowledge on Australia. guys at the finks clubhouse in Sydney. Trying to make us Aussies look hard.
11:00 <Vagisil> oh we arent butthurt
11:00 <Vagisil> we are stoked
11:00 <Vagisil> like.... winning lotto stoked
11:00 <Skirmish> Sure. Sounds like it. 
11:00 <StrykerX> Yup. Butthurt.
11:00 <Vagisil> shes closed her shop
11:00 <Vagisil> pissed off half of town
11:00 <Vagisil> and moved in with his parents
11:00 <Dooodle> bloody hell sarah
11:00 <Dooodle> i still have 3h of work
11:00 <Dooodle> and boobs
12:00 <TRippAbeggZ> heh
12:00 <Vagisil> 2015 couldntve had had a better start
12:00 <Skirmish> The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
12:00 <Vagisil> and all it took was me sending 2 facebook screenshots to my parents
12:00 <Vagisil> not enough burn cream in the world
12:00 <Skirmish> So you tiddle tatted on your sister to your parents and you're proud of it. 
12:00 <ShadowLurker> those are just the pg version
12:00 <Serenity> well
12:00 <Serenity> lol u said u wanted them
12:00 <Dooodle> this office is not boner friendly
12:00 <Serenity> well u said u wanted boobz
12:00 <Dooodle> tru
13:00 <Vagisil> Yep
13:00 <Dooodle> lol
13:00 <Vagisil> they asked for the proof
13:00 <Dooodle> pretty low
13:00 <Vagisil> i sent it
13:00 <Vagisil> *double pistol air shot*
13:00 <Skirmish> I think you were jealous of your sister and you just wanted to take her down. 
13:00 <Vagisil> jealous? lol... of what
13:00 <Vagisil> a bf on the dole
13:00 <Vagisil> and an asbestos rental
13:00 <Serenity> go chat up that girl
13:00 <ShadowLurker> DOEET
13:00 <ShadowLurker> bang her behing the cooler
13:00 <ShadowLurker> behind
13:00 <Dooodle> and no
14:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Vagisil, do you work?
14:00 <Vagisil> yeh
14:00 <Skirmish> Your married to Jabba the Hut's sister. You're breaking the windows in your glass house.
14:00 <[Maverick]> Vagisil, it wouldn't of worked because she connects to a bouncer 
14:00 <Skirmish> You're*
14:00 <[Maverick]> so you're shit out of luck ;) 
14:00 <Vagisil> lol
14:00 <Vagisil> she wont be on irc for months now
14:00 <TRippAbeggZ> does @Netz still come in 'ere?
14:00 <Vagisil> theres no net at her inlaws
14:00 <Dooodle> i connected with a bouncer once
14:00 <Vagisil> no phone coverage
14:00 <Vagisil> theyre hicks
14:00 <Dooodle> i think she would be the sort of girl who would stab me in my sleep
14:00 <ShadowLurker> not if you stab her first
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <Skirmish> Does jizzmop have a nice rack Dooodle? 
14:00 <Dooodle> hhaha
14:00 <Dooodle> yeah its decent
15:00 <Vagisil> one bankrupt
15:00 <Vagisil> shonky builder
15:00 <Skirmish> Why are you so desperate to appear superior to your sister? 
15:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Lollollol Vagisil, u don't really like these people do you?
15:00 <Vagisil> im not desperate to appear superior.. we are superior :)
15:00 <[Maverick]> lol 
15:00 <[Maverick]> no you're not 
15:00 <Vagisil> ;)
15:00 <Dooodle> in girth
15:00 <Vagisil> lol
15:00 <Serenity> sneak a pic
15:00 <Serenity> hahaha
15:00 <Skirmish> Yeah! 
15:00 <Dooodle> lol no!
15:00 <Skirmish> If you don't root her I am going to assume that you're gay. 
15:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
15:00 <Dooodle> assume away thailor
15:00 <Serenity> poor rob hahah
15:00 <Serenity> THKIRMISHH
15:00 <Dooodle> i dont root people i work with
15:00 <Dooodle> anymore.
15:00 <ShadowLurker> why not
16:00 <Vagisil> she closed her shop coz mum n dad wanted $50 a week rent
16:00 <Vagisil> its fuckin laughable
16:00 <[Maverick]> What's the shops name? 
16:00 <Vagisil> sea breeze beauty
16:00 <Vagisil> closed yesterday
16:00 <Skirmish> Your life is so much better than hers you are basically reliving hers over and over. That doesn't make sense Vagisil. 
16:00 <TRippAbeggZ> is your sister hot?
16:00 <Vagisil> lol i refuse to answer :P
16:00 <Dooodle> cos its awkward
16:00 <Skirmish> Never root someone that works at your work canteen ... otherwise she will forever be known as the "Tucker Fucker" by your mates. 
16:00 <Dooodle> looooooooooooooool
16:00 <Dooodle> my last 2 gfs i worked with
16:00 <Dooodle> one was my boss
17:00 <doctor> yeah or bringing it here of all places
17:00 <doctor> maybe a psychologist would be better
17:00 <Skirmish> Compared to the red headed gigantor that Vagisil married ... Floss is gorgeous. 
17:00 <[Maverick]> so, you fucked up your sisters life.. just over a fbook screenshot 
17:00 <Vagisil> Skirmish
17:00 <[Maverick]> you are such a lowlife fuckhead aye 
17:00 <Vagisil> my wife is a phys ed teacher
17:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
17:00 <TRippAbeggZ> A/S/L n pic? 
17:00 <Dooodle> LOL
17:00 <Vagisil> and high school english
17:00 <Dooodle> PHYS ED
17:00 <Skirmish> ROFL
17:00 <Dooodle> FOR ELEPHANTS?
17:00 <Vagisil> Ring halls creek DHS and ask them
17:00 <Skirmish> KIDS, THIS IS WHAT NOT TO DO WITH YOUR BODY! 
17:00 <Vagisil> she teachers 3,4,5,6 phys ed
17:00 <Vagisil> teaches
17:00 <Skirmish> ah so that's why you got the boot before.
17:00 <TheRon> so the boss at home and at work, damn!
17:00 <Dooodle> lol
18:00 <Dooodle> looool
18:00 <Skirmish> Oh I get it. His mrs is a jumping castle. 
18:00 <Dooodle> dickhead
18:00 <picard> Oh my
18:00 <TRippAbeggZ> sooooo.... what did you all have for breakfast?
18:00 <picard> Skirmish u are a bully
18:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I had pizza...
18:00 <doctor> yoghurt, chia seeds and oats
18:00 <Skirmish> Nobody is asking you to marry her or go steady ... just plump her damp depths with your flesh plunger. 
18:00 <Dooodle> yeah that makes working with her even more awks
18:00 <Skirmish> I am starting to have second thoughts about picking you up on this road trip west when it happens one day.
18:11 Topic Is: Welcome to #Melbourne: Viva La Revolution!!!! || Anyone purposely seen getting the youtube bot banned will be banned along with the bot
18:11 Set By: (Serenity) on: Thu Feb 12 11:15:24 2015
18:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b Vagisil!*@*
18:15 Join: Vagisil ([email protected]) to #melbourne
18:28 <Dooodle> yeah that makes working with her even more awks
19:00 <Skirmish> Only if you deserve to be bullied picard. 
19:00 <picard> doctor:  what are u a horse?
19:00 <TRippAbeggZ> punched a few cones, ate some more pizza... 
19:00 <doctor> i'm trying to build myself like one, yeah
19:00 <doctor> horses are powerful
19:00 <TRippAbeggZ> 4horse power...
19:00 <picard> Want some roids?
19:00 <doctor> nah, horses don't need roids
19:00 <TheRon> def leppard - love bites
19:00 <Dooodle> you're not living vicariously through my penis Skirmish 
19:00 <Dooodle> get your own
20:00 <doctor> only silly people give horses roids
20:00 <TRippAbeggZ> horse tranq would be better ....
20:00 <Christopher> nah
20:00 <Christopher> hi doctor
20:00 <doctor> hello Christopher 
20:00 <TRippAbeggZ> this chick in #melbourne got done givin her dogs meth... the fuck!?
20:00 <doctor> wb picardo
20:00 <picard> Ty
20:00 <TheRon> at least find a penis that actually gets some
20:00 <Dooodle> ^^
20:00 <Skirmish> I want you to experience life Dooodle. That adrenalin rush when she says she's late. That feeling of irritation as she cries that she loves you and all you can think of is her friend. 
20:00 <Skirmish> LIVE LIFE DAMNIT! 
20:00 <Dooodle> loooooooooooooool
21:00 <Skirmish> picard: I assume you are a member of Pieter's "name and shame cyber bullies" facebook group? 
21:00 <picard> Nope
21:00 <picard> One should never make assumptions
21:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I do. I get paranoid every now n then...
21:00 <Dooodle> i dont think of her friend when she says that, i think of how i can get out of it
21:00 <Vagisil> fart
21:00 <Dooodle> ok times up
21:00 <Serenity> 'im late' well shit.. you better call a fucken taxi then hey
21:00 <Serenity> BYE
21:00 <Dooodle> hahahaha
21:00 <TheRon> minute steak for tea tonight
22:00 <Skirmish> Get off the pot. 
22:00 <Christopher> give ya pot to me
22:00 <Christopher> i will get rid of it
22:00 <TRippAbeggZ> make assumptions... I'm normally right. not just because I convince myself but because I'm a fortune teller
22:00 <Skirmish> I thought you quit Christopher? 
22:00 <Christopher> it was joke
22:00 <Skirmish> Quitting was a joke? 
22:00 <Christopher> no
22:00 <Christopher> what i said b4
22:00 <TRippAbeggZ> don't ever joke about quitting 
22:00 <Dooodle> missed 420
22:00 <Skirmish> When she says she's late ... the stairs is the only way to go. 
22:00 <simba> minute as in tiny ?
23:00 <TRippAbeggZ> quitting is not a joke
23:00 <TRippAbeggZ> quitting is for failures 
23:00 <Skirmish> So how long has it been now without pot chris? 
23:00 <Christopher> havent kept count
23:00 <Skirmish> Ran out of fingers?
23:00 <Skirmish> More than 10 days?
23:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I once didn't smoke for 2days
23:00 <doctor> quitting is admitting defeat, yes
23:00 <simba> tiny steak and tea
23:00 <Vagisil> lol
23:00 <Dooodle> DemonsRun: 
23:00 <Dooodle> i heard you do nudes on snapchat
24:00 <Dooodle> lol havent kept count
24:00 <Dooodle> means i havent quit
24:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I now have a better dealer
24:00 <doctor> I've compromised and started on an e-cigarette
24:00 <doctor> oh, weed
24:00 <doctor> I couldn't handle that any more so I had to stop
24:00 <Christopher> think its been 5 days
24:00 <Christopher> or 6
24:00 <TheRon> really?
24:00 <Dooodle> thats what they say
24:00 <ShadowLurker> Dooodle wants to diddle your pooter
24:00 <Vagisil> well this is uncomfortbale
24:00 <Dooodle> rofl
25:00 <Christopher> only smoke weed once week if that
25:00 <TRippAbeggZ> so today/tomorrow will be get high day?
25:00 <doctor> drugs and I have a lot in common but we agreed to go our separate ways
25:00 <Vagisil> dunno wots worse... the cricket being loud as fuck or 4 teachers watching it and babbling about school shit
25:00 <Skirmish> Only with me Dooodle. Stop cutting my grass mang. 
26:00 <Skirmish> doctor: e-cigs research is beginning to show they are just as bad. 
26:00 <TRippAbeggZ> doctor, did it have something to do with your other half saying you wouldn't get your kids back if you didn't stop?
26:00 <Christopher> they are worse Skirmish
26:00 <Christopher> they cant regualted the nicotine proper
26:00 <Dooodle> lol
26:00 <Skirmish> Vagisil: You want to know what's worse? You commentating your life as if it's some interesting series of events. 
26:00 <TheRon> yeah, cut your neighbours grass
26:00 <Dooodle> me irl: http://content.toptenhen.com/2a480acb-fba6-4700-8e29-c644617a3415_98317.jpg
26:00 <Vagisil> its not a series.. its a movie blockbuster
27:00 <Skirmish> From memory *I may be off mark* but I read something about vaping supressing your immune system.
27:00 <doctor> nah, my own anecdotal evidence says otherwise
27:00 <Vagisil> i bet she has inverted nipples
27:00 <Vagisil> that would be awesome
28:00 <doctor> i'm sick of following "research" or "studies"
28:00 <Skirmish> That is how we discover things. 
28:00 <doctor> fuck science - too much like a religion these days
28:00 <Christopher> get a real one into u son
28:00 <TRippAbeggZ> ahhh fuck ya's... now I need a ciggie
28:00 <Skirmish> I heard that your wife went to a fancy dress party Vagisil. She painted herself white, glued a tyre valve to her hip and went as the Michelin Man. 
29:00 <Skirmish> You just have to be careful with what research and studies you take seriously. Like, take note of the sample group, the size of it, and body doing the publishing and if they may have a vested interest in releasing their slant on things.
29:00 <doctor> I don't take enough interest in studies to take them seriously, but thanks
29:00 <Christopher> fake ciggas mabye as bad as fake weed
29:00 <DemonsRun> Dooodle: possibly.
29:00 <DemonsRun> For special people.
29:00 <Vagisil> phwoaaaarrrrr
29:00 <DemonsRun> Never.
29:00 <Vagisil> insulting fat people
29:00 <Vagisil> you must be like.... a president or something
29:00 <Vagisil> with that wit
29:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker is a grass cutter
29:00 <Vagisil> i dont give 2 shits how fat my wife is
29:00 <Skirmish> I worked out why she doesn't lose any weight as a phys ed teacher. She's eating the children isn't she. She loves how salty they taste when they get sweaty. 
30:00 <doctor> lol chris, I don't like the smell anymore
30:00 <TRippAbeggZ> my ecig experience was pretty good. except when I was doin hard labouring and my battery would die or fuckin stop working or or.. just crap out... but now I just smoke my ecig on planes so I don't go all crazy n shit
30:00 <doctor> they let you vape on planes?
30:00 <simba> lol whats fake weed
30:00 <simba> e-bongs
30:00 <Christopher> its leaves sprayed
30:00 <Vagisil> ZING
30:00 <Dooodle> lol DemonsRun  special people
30:00 <DemonsRun> I'm sweaty. Someone eat the fat off me.
30:00 <Dooodle> like pethal people
30:00 <Vagisil> and ignore.
30:00 <TheRon> i'm special
30:00 <slinky_J> mm not so hot out now :D
30:00 <simba> gimmie a spoon DemonsRun
30:00 <Vagisil> wish i had backed up my ingore list before installing this fkn ssd
30:00 <nate> get a fat burner i like oxyshred :)
30:00 <Serenity> ill eat you demon
30:00 <Skirmish> ME FIRST!
30:00 <Dooodle> :o
31:00 <Christopher> with ethordine
31:00 <simba> o yea
31:00 <Christopher> and other chemicals
31:00 <TRippAbeggZ> doctor, I've never been pulled up for it?
31:00 <simba> may as well do heroin
31:00 <simba> rite
31:00 <Christopher> yeah
31:00 <doctor> not a challenge, was just curious
31:00 <Christopher> it killed 2 ppl in one week in sydney
31:00 <Christopher> one guy only had 1 bong
31:00 <doctor> i can't import batteries from certain airlines cause they wont let me
31:00 <simba> fake weed real kill
31:00 <Christopher> he died
31:00 <doctor> might be different for commercial
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <simba> he died from one bong
31:00 <DemonsRun> Oh Fuck yeah
31:00 <nate> Vagisil u cant ignore our love:)
31:00 <Vagisil> i know babe
31:00 <ShadowLurker> all i see is "wah wah im a little bitch wah .. ignore"
31:00 <Serenity> me first
31:00 <nate> haah ;l yeah wipe the ignore slate clean
31:00 <nate> start a fresh
31:00 <Skirmish> No ... she's mine already. She's been mine for ages. Stop stealing people off me already!!!!!
31:00 <Vagisil> i did.. i installed my 1st ssd last week
31:00 <Vagisil> and forgot to backup mirc
31:00 <nate> i want a sssd
32:00 <simba> can u link the story
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> e cigs are just cheaper
32:00 <Christopher> well one breathe
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> no health benefits….
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> no idea WHY people are under the impression they are better
32:00 <Dooodle> uh
32:00 <doctor> only benefit is that you're not smoking
32:00 <Dooodle> 3 chemicals vs 4000 chemicals
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> you still are 
32:00 <simba> ok Skirmish ill have your gf if u  dont want her
32:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish has had dibs for months.
32:00 <nate> damn it:0
32:00 <DemonsRun> But a 3sum with sezz would be amazing.
32:00 <TheRon> bryan adams - heaven
32:00 <Serenity> ohh it goes alright
32:00 <Vagisil> and im only running 2gb of ram atm coz of fucking ple
32:00 <Skirmish> simba: Nah keeping her too. 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're still sucking chemicals into your body
33:00 <simba> itd be like having 1 beer instead of 50
33:00 <doctor> but in itself, it's no health benefit
33:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I want a bong now too
33:00 <Dooodle> i used ecigarettes to quit smoking
33:00 <TRippAbeggZ> and a beer
33:00 <TRippAbeggZ> fuck ya's
33:00 <Dooodle> worked a treat
33:00 <Christopher> simba
33:00 <TRippAbeggZ> your makin me wild aye 
33:00 <Christopher> http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-national/qld-man-dead-after-one-drag-of-fake-pot-20150115-3o5p4.html
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you 
33:00 <simba> Christopher fucking amazing 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <Skirmish> simba: You can have Ana_Ng. I will let you.
33:00 <Skirmish> My gift to you. 
33:00 <Vagisil> man i love my wife
33:00 <simba> i dont think u own her
33:00 <TheRon> you have a wife?
33:00 <Serenity> skirmish demons was mine before she was yours
33:00 <Vagisil> since 08
33:00 <Serenity> calm your cock
33:00 <TheRon> did you get your wife caveman style?
33:00 <DemonsRun> Coming to visit me then Serenity ?
33:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
34:00 <simba> full moon gotta get me some of that
34:00 <Christopher> lol
34:00 <doctor> it's not smoking as it's just heating up a liquid
34:00 <Christopher> they used to sell it in dandennong
34:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I gotta fly next week... my ecig will be my best mate..
34:00 <Christopher> atomic blast
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the chemical reaction and vapour associated with that is harmful to
34:00 <Skirmish> Dooodle: Because you eventually realised puffing on an e-cig made you look like a chronic homo?
34:00 <Vagisil> nah.. i upgraded from xp
34:00 <Vagisil> :P
34:00 <nate> girls night out!
34:00 <Skirmish> Fine ... I am no further down the queue than second then. 
34:00 <slinky_J> woo girls nite out
34:00 <slinky_J> where we goin nate?
34:00 <Serenity> girls night.. in
34:00 <Dooodle> lol calm your cock
34:00 <Dooodle> CALM DOWN M8
34:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
34:00 <Vagisil> umm u can kepe ur hands off nate thanks
34:00 <Dooodle> FUCK
34:00 <slinky_J> Doodle loves a girls night in
34:00 <TheRon> oh yes it's ladies night, what a night
34:00 <nate> i ment for the girls really
34:00 <Dooodle> lolol
34:00 <nate> girls night in is eating icecream and dvds right?
34:00 <TheRon> jon lovitz
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <Christopher> why dont u just suck on a straw
35:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I'm even one of them badasses that keeps his phone on til I lose reception on the plane
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you still crave nicotine 
35:00 <TRippAbeggZ> have you ever drank the ecig liquid?
35:00 <doctor> i'm not saying it's a panacea, it's just a better alternative to smoking
35:00 <TRippAbeggZ> that works too 
35:00 <Dooodle> no Skirmish 
35:00 <TRippAbeggZ> fuck goin without a ciggie for 3-5hrs
35:00 <Vagisil> nate and me r scissor sisters.. u know wot i mean
35:00 <simba> yes eating dvds
35:00 <ShadowLurker> and scissoring
35:00 <nate> i like japanese scissoring good idea
35:00 <Vagisil> no prize for seconds.
35:00 <DemonsRun> Ice cream is one way to put it.
35:00 <TheRon> girls night in means pillow fights in their lingerie
35:00 <Vagisil> lol
35:00 <Vagisil> pretty sure it means despo housewives and a goon bag
35:00 <Serenity> lol eating dvds
35:00 <ShadowLurker> o-|< >|-o
35:00 <ShadowLurker> o-|<>|-o
35:00 <nate> haha true i forgot about wine
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <Dooodle> ecigs helped me with the hand to mouth part of smoking
36:00 <Dooodle> nothing else worked
36:00 <Christopher> on packet of that synthn weed it says not for human consumption
36:00 <Dooodle> NO NOT EVEN COCK BEFORE YOU SAY IT
36:00 <doctor> lol
36:00 <Skirmish> I am glad I never got an oral fixation addiction where I had to be constantly putting something phallic in my mouth.
36:00 <Dooodle> .
36:00 <Skirmish> Says a lot about you fuckers though.
36:00 <Dooodle> rest my case
36:00 <ShadowLurker> o-|X|-o
36:00 <[Maverick]> lol
36:00 <TheRon> watching dirty dancing and grease
36:00 <Serenity> another way to put it is finger deep in DemonsRun
36:00 <Serenity> i mean..
36:00 <Serenity> huh
36:00 <simba> it means two iphones two chargers one big bed a shitload of snacks and a lot of whining
36:00 <simba> and sex in the city
36:00 <Vagisil> LOL
36:00 <DemonsRun> Goes both ways dear.
36:00 <ShadowLurker> knuckle deep in clunge
36:00 <Skirmish> 3rd knuckle bang. 
36:00 <DemonsRun> Well I do have a king size bed.
36:00 <Vagisil> clunge wurst
36:00 <Serenity> tongue keep in bean
36:00 <[Maverick]> lol knuckle deep 
36:00 <Serenity> er deep rofl
36:00 <Vagisil> its really fucking bad when ppl start mimmicking jimmy carr
37:00 <TRippAbeggZ> dooodles your tellin the story homie
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was breast fed, so i think i'm over the oral phase
37:00 <doctor> the guys who died had heart issues chris, the synthetic thc is known to cause heart palpitations
37:00 <Dooodle> lol
37:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: Leso.
37:00 <Dooodle> doubt it kate ;)
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
37:00 <DemonsRun> Lots of rolling around
37:00 <ShadowLurker> knuckle punch the budgie tounge
37:00 <Skirmish> Who is Vagisil talking to? 
37:00 <DemonsRun> And being quite loud.
37:00 <ShadowLurker> noone Skirmish
37:00 <ShadowLurker> anyone thatll listen
37:00 <Skirmish> I thought so ... just checking in case I put someone on ignore and forgot I did. 
37:00 <Serenity> only if its us DemonsRun we dont need any of those willys flopping about the place
37:00 <simba> stop baaiting Vagisil u 2
37:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
37:00 <Vagisil> lol
37:00 <simba> if u need something to do ill hook u with some flash games or something?
37:00 <DemonsRun> I don't mind*a* willy
37:00 <Vagisil> simba... when i enter the kindergarten i know wot im in for :P
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll be watching tangled in about 10 minutes
38:00 <katatonic_kate01>  i can feel it in my waters
38:00 <doctor> cocks great, don't knock it till you try it
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> love cock
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's the best
38:00 <doctor> need more of it, in my opinion
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <TRippAbeggZ> sick, sick puppies...
38:00 <simba> monkeys flinging shit
38:00 <Dooodle> flop
38:00 <nate> whats all this bait talk, lures are cool 2:)
38:00 <Skirmish> simba: You're looking at this all wrong. 
38:00 <[Maverick]> I want to get a tattoo near my elbow "Love is only --->|" 
38:00 <[Maverick]> Love is only elbow deep 
38:00 <Dooodle> filth
38:00 <ShadowLurker> lol @ baiting
38:00 <Skirmish> We provide a service to users in this channel. We provide them with the reality of their online experience. 
38:00 <TheRon> you're only as old as the woman you are feeling
38:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
38:00 <nate> TheRon 100?
38:00 <simba> provide me with your quit message
38:00 <TheRon> yes!
38:00 <Vagisil> just tattoo a camel on one of ur big toes
39:00 <doctor> nothing sick about it at all
39:00 <Taco> i am a cock
39:00 <TRippAbeggZ> errrrrr....
39:00 <Taco> how u feel about that
39:00 <[Maverick]> old. 
39:00 <Skirmish> You can't save everyone simba. 
39:00 <Vagisil> lol vivek faking to be bastardly_one
39:00 <Vagisil> priceless
39:00 <DemonsRun> I don't even want to be dressed right now.
39:00 <Serenity> so dont
39:00 <nate> vivek is one hateful child 
39:00 <simba> what does that even mean Skirmish youll just find someone else to harrass
40:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to boston and i love it
40:00 <Serenity> there is something wrong with vivek
40:00 <Dooodle> boston are the best
40:00 <Vagisil> that can be said for everyone.
40:00 <nate> he sees maverick and loses his shit
40:00 <Skirmish> I asked a question simba. Hand your ops back in if you're going to take over where lwax left off. 
40:00 <nate> haha ;D
40:00 <Dooodle> olawdy
40:00 <Dooodle> me
40:00 <simba> what
40:00 <Vagisil> simba... more bait for ur bucket :P
40:00 <simba> just shut the fuck up 4 once idiot
40:00 <slinky_J> hat bucket
40:00 <Vagisil> oo he took the bait
40:00 <TheRon> ten mins till 420
40:00 <Vagisil> wtf is 420
41:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
41:00 <Dooodle> drug smoking time
41:00 <Vagisil> oic
41:00 <nate> Skirmish really rides simba good ;D
41:00 <Serenity> FOW TENNY
41:00 <Serenity> uhm
41:00 <simba> ur in #420 and dont even know
41:00 <Serenity> FOW TWENNY
41:00 <Dooodle> looool
41:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
41:00 <Vagisil> lol
41:00 <Dooodle> 20 mins til my lunch break
41:00 <ShadowLurker> what a cockplank
41:00 <Dooodle> hng
41:00 <Serenity> [Maverick]
41:00 <TheRon> i gave the loch ness monsters about tree fiddy
41:00 <Dooodle> got a le snak and some tarnies with my name on them
41:00 <Serenity> what is this latest food pic of lukes
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> I feel that you are a cock taco, so I agree.
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ENLIGHTENING !
42:00 <TRippAbeggZ> is there a last seen feature around here?
42:00 <Serenity> it looks like a plate of deep fried mess
42:00 <ShadowLurker> Dooodle theres bacon in the fridge here
42:00 <Dooodle> shut up
42:00 <Dooodle> there is only aeroplane food here
42:00 <Serenity> lol ill put some on me nipples and take a pic
42:00 <Dooodle> STOP IT
42:00 <Skirmish> OOOOOOO you're achin' YUM YUM, Fooooooooor some bacon. 
42:00 <Vagisil> hahaha omg.. just did window supdate.. 150 odd updates
42:00 <ShadowLurker> doit
42:00 <Dooodle> god damn
42:00 <Vagisil> didnt really check the list
43:00 <TRippAbeggZ> has Netz been around lately?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> donno
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i miss nets
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> z
43:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I miss Netz
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> so many post codes!
43:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I talk to him regularly on Fb tho but still
43:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I wanna have his kids
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
43:00 <TRippAbeggZ> and make my missus care for them
43:00 <TRippAbeggZ> while we travel the world together 
43:00 <Vagisil> 1 update failed
43:00 <Serenity> SORRY
43:00 <Serenity> OK ill stop
43:00 <Vagisil> Internet explorer 11 upgrade
43:00 <Vagisil> LOL
43:00 <Dooodle> well
43:00 <Dooodle> send me baconboobs minus bacon
43:00 <ShadowLurker> i c what u did thar
43:00 <Vagisil> ya missed out on my arse with feffs name on it lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
44:00 <TRippAbeggZ> ?
44:00 <TRippAbeggZ> do I detect jealousy?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not at all
44:00 <TRippAbeggZ> ahhhh I'm pretty sure I do....
44:00 <Dooodle> thank god for that
44:00 <Vagisil> god doesnt exist muppet
44:00 <Vagisil> how many imaginary friends do u have?
44:00 <TheRon> do muppets exist?
44:00 <Dooodle> its an expression
44:00 <Vagisil> oh totes
44:00 <Dooodle> i dont believe in him either so fuck off
45:00 <TRippAbeggZ> what bank do you bank with?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> the bank of ignore.
45:00 <Skirmish> Newcastle Perm
45:00 <doctor> netz is visiting every post code in australia by foot
45:00 <Skirmish> and Banana Coast Credit Union. 
45:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I'm tipping the bank of melbourne. which cuts the cost of banking
45:00 <Skirmish> I love dem guiz. 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <TRippAbeggZ> coz your... cut
45:00 <TheRon> god is alanis morrisette
45:00 <Vagisil> spew
45:00 <Vagisil> doesnt even know what ironic means
45:00 <doctor> believe in me my children
45:00 <Vagisil> lol
45:00 <Dooodle> neg
45:00 <ShadowLurker> thats not ironic
45:00 <simba> god is in the house
46:00 <TRippAbeggZ> doctor: like Gary the Goat! except he's in a van!!
46:00 <Skirmish> Credit card at 8.46% interest. BOO-YA. 
46:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Gary doesn't give a fuck 
46:00 <Vagisil> shes got a fuckin awesome voice.
46:00 <Vagisil> but sings some of the most horrific shit
46:00 <Vagisil> like jeri ryan
46:00 <Vagisil> heavenly voice
46:00 <Dooodle> she was at her best on you can't do that on television
46:00 <Dooodle> when she was like 13
46:00 <Vagisil> and all weve got of her is fkn auld lang zyne and that shit from star trek
47:00 <TRippAbeggZ> nor does he get jealous...
47:00 <doctor> haha
47:00 <Christopher> what the fuck
47:00 <doctor> a large white van with tinted windows
47:00 <Christopher> no b1
47:00 <TRippAbeggZ> he just gets on with life
47:00 <doctor> interstate number plates
47:00 <[Maverick]> Serenity: it's catfish etc 
47:00 <Vagisil> you are my sunshine
47:00 <Vagisil> god that voice.... gold
47:00 <Vagisil> :P
47:00 <TheRon> how many nerds have fapped over jeri fyan??
47:00 <TheRon> ryan
47:00 <Vagisil> all of them
47:00 <Dooodle> i dont even know who she is
47:00 <Vagisil> 7 of 9 from voyager
47:00 <Vagisil> the hot borg
48:00 <doctor> good bloke that goat
48:00 <TRippAbeggZ> hey hey
48:00 <TRippAbeggZ> and his van runs on recycled vege oil
48:00 <doctor> so they say
48:00 <TRippAbeggZ> imagine all the crunchy chips u could get from that recycled oil
48:00 <Dooodle> isnt jeri ryan the leader of sinn feann
48:00 <TheRon> just because she was a woman off star trek
48:00 <Dooodle> oh
48:00 <Dooodle> star trek
48:00 <Dooodle> .
48:00 <Dooodle> i was thinking of gerry adams
48:00 <Vagisil> she was in boston public
48:00 <Vagisil> and warehouse 13
48:00 <TheRon> big norgs
48:00 <Vagisil> she was mcclintocks characters ex wife
49:00 <TRippAbeggZ> all the crunchys in the world
49:00 <TRippAbeggZ> nah I've seen it! 
49:00 <TRippAbeggZ> he changes the filter I'm pretty sure every 2000k 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks taco!
49:00 <Taco> yw
49:00 <Vagisil> so many st actors in that series lol
49:00 <Vagisil> odo, quark, data, janeway, 7 of 9
49:00 <TheRon> well fuck me
50:00 <Taco> thanx for tantrums 2 btw
50:00 <Taco> just thought I'd make it easier
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's ok :D
50:00 <Skirmish> Who's chucking tantrums?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> me apparently for asking to kick tards
50:00 <Taco> and for ops
50:00 <Taco> and for pretending ur all that
50:00 <Skirmish> meh
50:00 <Taco> and for being yourself
50:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUcXmuU5FdU
50:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Seven of Nine cantando you are my sunshine  - Star Trek Voyager Views: 5,821   Uploaded: Published on Jun 9, 2013 Duration: 1 Minutes 21 Seconds 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
51:00 <Taco> and for being fat
51:00 <Taco> and for something
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretending that i'm all that
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off taco - you're pathetic
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignored
51:00 <Taco> sweet
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> for being a cunt!
51:00 <Skirmish> Sif kate pretends. 
51:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Jesus. that kate01 has some real daddy issues
51:00 <Christopher> hi katatonic_kate01
51:00 <Dooodle> well
51:00 <Skirmish> Kate IS all that ... and a bag of chips.
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
51:00 <TRippAbeggZ> ignoring everyone. hopefully it just leaves n realises it's going to have a very lonely life 
51:00 <Dooodle> kate did you knock him back
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's right *hair flicks*
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh he thinks i asked him for sex
52:00 <Christopher> can u ask me
52:00 <Christopher> :P
52:00 <Dooodle> lolol
52:00 <nate> sexy music on the wall!
52:00 <Taco> 23»21» Ping reply from katatonic_kate01: 0.25 second(s)
52:00 <Taco> I love being ignored
52:00 <Dooodle> kate only asks me for sex
52:00 <TheRon> i hate star trek so much
53:00 <nate> how does she say it?
53:00 <Dooodle> GIVE ME IT
53:00 <TRippAbeggZ> do you know. it's taken me 12months to reach 72kg
53:00 <Dooodle> usually
53:00 <TRippAbeggZ> from 65 - 71
53:00 <Skirmish> Kate would def ask me for sex ... but we get caught up checking out what hotel to book. 
53:00 <TRippAbeggZ> punch way to many cones 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <nate> TRippAbeggZ u preggers or what?
53:00 <Vagisil> lol
53:00 <Vagisil> i caved last week
53:00 <Vagisil> i watched the final episode of enterprise
53:00 <Vagisil> really dissapointed i did it
53:00 <TheRon> poor bastard
53:00 <Vagisil> ive never seen any last eps of my fav series
54:00 <Taco> meh 2 hotels
54:00 <Taco> see the amount you spend is proportionate to how much of a catch she is
54:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Nate. nah I now eat 4meals a day!
54:00 <Taco> you should get kate to pay
54:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I'm addicted to eating 
54:00 <nate> lol
54:00 <Christopher> cool
54:00 <Christopher> give up weed but TRippAbeggZ
54:00 <Christopher> then u can put on weight easier
54:00 <Vagisil> like.. never seen end of next gen.. ds9.. voyager... sg1.. atlantis
54:00 <Vagisil> never seen the sg1 post series movies
54:00 <TheRon> never seen sg1 fulls top
55:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Christopher. I like to do it the hard way. I'm always dodging drug tests in the mines too
55:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I'm on my 2weeks off so...
55:00 <TheRon> i like shows like santo sam and ed's total football
55:00 <Vagisil> mm
55:00 <Vagisil> i gotta dl b99
56:00 <Vagisil> but yeh not even just my sci fi stuff..
56:00 <Vagisil> frasier.. home improvement.. warehouse 13
56:00 <Vagisil> eureka
56:00 <TheRon> porky's
57:00 <Christopher> k
57:00 <Vagisil> wots that
57:00 <TheRon> a very classy movie
57:00 <Vagisil> oh i dont watch movies much
57:00 <Vagisil> cant stand a story being stuffed into 2 hours
57:00 <simba> TheRon do u wanna start a podcast called TheRon simba and couleurs totall football
58:00 <TRippAbeggZ> yep...
58:00 <TheRon> yes!
58:00 <simba> brilliant
58:00 <Vagisil> send me the podcast ill put it on the school PA every morning lol
59:00 <TRippAbeggZ> .... I'm hungry
59:00 <simba> u shold play horns.aiff every morning
59:00 <TheRon> play the benny hill theme every moring
59:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GaXa8tSBE
59:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: your shirt look like a dishrag Views: 139,750   Uploaded:  Sep 28, 2006 Duration: 0 Minutes 5 Seconds 
00:00 <TRippAbeggZ> what's for dinner?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> next!
01:00 <Skirmish> whalecum back Ana_Ng. 
02:00 <TRippAbeggZ> what's that show tangled?
03:00 <Skirmish> It's a cartoon. 
03:00 <TheRon> if you drink then chant you're a bloody jesuit
04:00 <TRippAbeggZ> ooOoOoOooOo
05:00 <TRippAbeggZ> ... it's a musical... fantasy...?
05:00 <TRippAbeggZ> ... comedy?
06:00 <Skirmish> I don't know. You would need to ask a 11yo girl what it is. See if Picard has a spare one the next time he logs on.
06:00 <TRippAbeggZ> that Katie thing sounds like she's 11 I'll it up...
06:00 <katatonic_kate01>  lol
06:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
06:00 <Ana_Ng> monks chant
06:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: did you shag a truck driver for valentines day?
06:00 <Ana_Ng> jesuits read
06:00 <TheRon> stop putting facts into the story
07:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I'll hit it up
07:00 <Skirmish> You'll get rejected. 
07:00 <TRippAbeggZ> she wouldn't know. I'm ignored anyway
07:00 <Skirmish> Well there ya go. 
07:00 <Ana_Ng> no
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
08:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I'll just google it. why are you watching tangled tho?
08:00 <nate> romance babe!
08:00 <TRippAbeggZ> ... was it you watching it?
08:00 <TheRon> hello
08:00 <TheRon> i've got geer
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> why hello - sup
08:00 <TheRon> beer
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you
08:00 <Dooodle> katatonic_kake
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've just had coffee with a friend… bad idea :/
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle - sup?
08:00 <Dooodle> 'coffee'
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <Dooodle> at work
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> in the office!
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm a bit sore...
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> *cheesy wink*
09:00 <TheRon> is this code?
09:00 <Dooodle> lol filthg
09:00 <Dooodle> -g
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <Dooodle> she's been having 'coffee'
10:00 <TRippAbeggZ> romance is getting pizza reheated for you.
10:00 <TheRon> with the photocopier repair man?
10:00 <Dooodle> she says with a friend
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i'd totes go into the city for sex in an office *rolls eyes*
10:00 <TheRon> is the friend a plastic friend with batteries?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw 
10:00 <Dooodle> i would
10:00 <Dooodle> i have
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits*
11:00 <Dooodle> in an elevator tho
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol office sex is a bit pathetic if you ask me
11:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: Never have sex where you work. It makes it difficult to walk around without getting a boner. 
11:00 <Dooodle> agreed
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> elevator sex!
11:00 <TheRon> listening to aerosmith what a coincidence
11:00 <Dooodle> i was like 19
11:00 <Skirmish> In your case ... a gushing wide on.
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL - thanks for the hot tip skirmish :P
11:00 <Skirmish> *thumbs up*
12:00 <TRippAbeggZ> you do realise we have a /me feature right?
12:00 <nate> trippa what food items would u eat off said sexy woman / man ?:)
12:00 <TheRon> 3 thumbs up
12:00 <Dooodle> love in an elevator
12:00 <slinky_J> ya bum
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2 in the smoo 1 in the poo 
12:00 <slinky_J> smoo
12:00 <slinky_J> heh heh heh
13:00 <Dooodle> porridge
13:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I put my doodle in my missus chocolate sundae n she ate it all off 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> pour some porridge on me!
13:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I've put whipped cream on my doodle too
13:00 <Dooodle> lolol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> you've never heard of that slinky?
14:00 <nate> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9hXxuxOdSKU/UqhezbyHENI/AAAAAAAAOFk/z9Lw1kTM23A/s1600/Q.jpg
14:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I'm a cheese man tho... I wanna get liquid cheese n make her eat it off or eat it from her ass crack
14:00 <Dooodle> stop it i'm hungry
14:00 <slinky_J> is one of my nicks
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> smoo? lolz
14:00 <Vagisil> escape to the fingerhut lol
14:00 <smooworm> i am teh worm that live in yur smoo
14:00 <Dooodle> so glad i'm pure and innocent and dont understand
14:00 <smooworm> i wiggle an squirm an spit inside u!
15:00 <TRippAbeggZ> http://i.imgur.com/Ep3Ca9a.jpg
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
15:00 <Dooodle> lol
15:00 <Dooodle> vomits inside you?
15:00 <TheRon> me too
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> smoo worm *shudder*
15:00 <Vagisil> omg
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> that is digesting! 
15:00 <smooworm> lol
15:00 <Vagisil> theres a worm in your pink canoe
15:00 <Dooodle> loooooooooooooool
15:00 <Dooodle> digesting
16:00 <Dooodle> and at work
16:00 <nate> Dooodle work dat booty to subway ;l
16:00 <nate> hahaha\
16:00 <TheRon> tickle the little man in the boat
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i prefer crude & rude
16:00 <Vagisil> man
16:00 <Dooodle> dont we all
16:00 <Vagisil> i want that el paso brand hwoever they
16:00 <Vagisil> they should start making pink tacos
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif eat sushi off a naked woman
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> from, rather
17:00 <Dooodle> lol subway
17:00 <Dooodle> pass
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> subway?
17:00 <ShadowLurker> he prefers highway
17:00 <Dooodle> full of sugar
17:00 <TheRon> as long as they aren't tuna tacos
17:00 <Dooodle> prefer the real thing
17:00 <Vagisil> LOL
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure why they don't? There are 800 varieties of tacos around these days
17:00 <Vagisil> pink taco is slang for vagina..
17:00 <Vagisil> for those playing the away game
17:00 <Dooodle> lol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> no… REALLY!
17:00 <TheRon> i like the wrap style tacos
17:00 <Vagisil> the boats?
17:00 <Dooodle> KATE
17:00 <Vagisil> or fajitas?
17:00 <Dooodle> PIX OF UR TACO
17:00 <Dooodle> KGO
18:00 <Dooodle> salt
18:00 <Dooodle> etc
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got half the channel on ignore so i'm probably missing out on the convo...
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> later peeps
18:00 <nate> yes thats what makes it good!
18:00 <nate> bread ;D
18:00 <Dooodle> no i'm just talking to myself
18:00 <Dooodle> damn
18:00 <TRippAbeggZ> bout time it left
18:00 <Vagisil> we use the taco boats to make quiches
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> pix of yo' cock !
18:00 <Dooodle> when i get home
18:00 <Dooodle> i'll get the sack if i do it here
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet!
18:00 <Vagisil> LOL sack
18:00 <Vagisil> he said sack lol
18:00 <smooworm> bring on the storm of death
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> not if you MMS it
18:00 <Dooodle> lol kate
18:00 <Dooodle> i am on a break...
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fancy that....
19:00 <nate> TRippAbeggZ u were about to get SOME!
19:00 <nate> aaaaacttion
19:00 <nate> ;D~
19:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Lollollol
19:00 <ShadowLurker> there is alot of ppl here worthy of an ignore
19:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I think I made it moist 
19:00 <TRippAbeggZ> all this food talk
19:00 <Vagisil> we only get to see doodles icypole if we get to see katatonic_kate01 juicebox
19:00 <Vagisil> lol
19:00 <TheRon> he's currently fapping to Serenity's boobs
19:00 <Dooodle> you dont get to see my knob
19:00 <Dooodle> your sister tho..
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonus, saves me doing anything!
19:00 <Vagisil> her bf has a 11 inch cock
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll have to thank serenity!
19:00 <Vagisil> she wont care about yours
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lucky bitch!
19:00 <Dooodle> everybody cares about Dooodles doodle
20:00 <TRippAbeggZ> ShadowLurker but it's all worth reading. I bet when your on the shitter you read all of zoo. some of it may not be worthy but in a time of need anything a worthy 
20:00 <Dooodle> mainly Dooodle 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd be a bit dubious about the boys for care about it
20:00 <Vagisil> lmao
20:00 <Dooodle> well can you blame them
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
20:00 <Vagisil> cj sundays
21:00 <TRippAbeggZ> *anything is worthy 
21:00 <Serenity> zoo?
21:00 <ShadowLurker> what
21:00 <Vagisil> lol if Doodle rubs his lamp hard enough maybe he will get inside kates cave of wonders
21:00 <Vagisil> lol
21:00 <Dooodle> maybe
21:00 <Dooodle> open saysme
22:00 <Dooodle> zoo
22:00 <Dooodle> magazine
22:00 <ShadowLurker> what about it
22:00 <TRippAbeggZ> when I'm in need.. I watch the fashion channel... it's not worthy of watching it on a daily basis but when you need to knock one out...
22:00 <TheRon> the little heroes - one perfect day
22:00 <Vagisil> u seen the video
22:00 <Vagisil> of the woman using her vagina to mime anna kendrick
22:00 <Dooodle> looooooool
22:00 <Vagisil> i watch it like 20 times a day just to get a laugh
22:00 <Vagisil> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1389875624653872
23:00 <ShadowLurker> im eating bacon
23:00 <Dooodle> shut up
23:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I'm about to eat tuna
23:00 <Dooodle> or bring me bacon too
23:00 <Dooodle> bagh you all suck
23:00 <ShadowLurker> i was contemplating deep frying it
23:00 <Dooodle> -g
23:00 <ShadowLurker> for all the extra fat
23:00 <TRippAbeggZ> hey! have you every deep fried a steak!???
23:00 <christopher> Vagisil
23:00 <christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE6pEMdJ3Eo
24:00 <TRippAbeggZ> *ever 
24:00 <christopher> knitt me a jumper
24:00 <Vagisil> holy shit
24:00 <christopher> lols
24:00 <TheRon> and tell me if it's still raining there in england.......
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> potentially vagisil 
25:00 <TheRon> here's a tip, if you're ever at a a party, dreadlock holiday by 10cc fills the floor
25:00 <Dooodle> pass the dutchie works too
26:00 <Vagisil> lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <smooworm> would you eat a holy shit?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
26:00 <Vagisil> nothings holy
26:00 <Vagisil> its just an expresison
26:00 <smooworm> nothin like havin my clit sucked after returning home from teh gym
26:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
26:00 <Dooodle> lolwut
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
26:00 <Dooodle> swiss cheese is holy
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweaty box ftw
26:00 <Vagisil> ZING
26:00 <Vagisil> pow pow
27:00 <Vagisil> god i cant wait til our new car gets here
27:00 <Vagisil> take my wife out somewhere nice
27:00 <Vagisil> sucks stuck at home
28:00 <nate> i like deep fried smoke cod
28:00 <nate> or smoked:l
28:00 <TheRon> the sweatty noodle box
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
28:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
29:00 <nate> batter it up
29:00 <nate> blamo 
29:00 <smooworm> mini mouse irl https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10987315_790334864354776_4223636795112351670_n.jpg?oh=2f5d1f78e9924e9ccd15860bdb603b28&oe=555B3781
29:00 <Vagisil> french fry dip
30:00 <TRippAbeggZ> hoh
30:00 <smooworm> wot to ave for dinner
30:00 <smooworm> restaurant?!
30:00 <smooworm> have me a table and a side of chair
30:00 <TheRon> pizza hut
31:00 <TRippAbeggZ> we get barramundi up here... that shizzle is aight... I don't mind reef fish... I dunno what reef fish.. but my local seafood place just says 'reef fish' n that shits blamo whamo unbattered
31:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I also keep finding wild turkeys in my fridge...
31:00 <ShadowLurker> deep fried kransky is where its at
31:00 <TheRon> Dooodle: how good is dominoes opening
31:00 <smooworm> na
32:00 <nate> wat dat
32:00 <Dooodle> reef fish is the fancy name for shark gonads
32:00 <nate> SAUSAGE!
32:00 <TRippAbeggZ> CHEESE KRANSKY!!!
32:00 <TheRon> lunchtime pizza
32:00 <Dooodle> lol good
33:00 <TRippAbeggZ> well shark gonads is sex
33:00 <ShadowLurker> lol like scallops is the fancy name for stingray circles
33:00 <Dooodle> lol
33:00 <Vagisil> yuck
33:00 <christopher> https://vimeo.com/89858791
34:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Lollollol - just like chips is a fancy name for hot chips or fries
34:00 <Dooodle> chips are rally seaweed
34:00 <Dooodle> e
34:00 <TRippAbeggZ> potato chips on the other hand... 
34:00 <ShadowLurker> potato cutlets
34:00 <TheRon> christopher: boobs or gtfo
35:00 <Dooodle> lol
35:00 <TRippAbeggZ> is just cheap for crunchy potato
35:00 <Dooodle> god i'm hungry
35:00 <Dooodle> h8 uz
35:00 <ShadowLurker> youz
35:00 <Dooodle> UZ
35:00 <TRippAbeggZ> uze
35:00 <Dooodle> youse blokes
35:00 <Vagisil> holy crap im sick of this low memory message
36:00 <ShadowLurker> dem shielz
36:00 <ShadowLurker> im out of bacon
36:00 <ShadowLurker> and still hungry
36:00 <Dooodle> GOOD
36:00 <Dooodle> eat a dick
36:00 <TRippAbeggZ> ShadowLurker someone's not doing their job in the house
36:00 <TRippAbeggZ> n I'm going to point the finger at your mother 
36:00 <Dooodle> get some more memory
36:00 <Dooodle> or put it up higher
36:00 <Dooodle> like on a shelf
37:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont have any dicks to eat
37:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Ahahaha reminds me of a Lewie CK episode... 
37:00 <TRippAbeggZ> when this chick tells him to put a bag of dicks in her
37:00 <smooworm> noodle
37:00 <Dooodle> mm
37:00 <Dooodle> noodlebox
38:00 <TRippAbeggZ> ..... in an elevator 
38:00 <TheRon> i know this much is true
39:00 <Dooodle> spandau ballet
39:00 <Dooodle> ?
39:00 <TheRon> yes
39:00 <Dooodle> wooo
39:00 <TheRon> i could dj the next melbourne meet
39:00 <Dooodle> lol the next one?
40:00 <christopher> TheRon
40:00 <christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kw_d3d0XAo
40:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I think I'm a Clone Now Views: 879,609   Uploaded:  May 18, 2007 Duration: 3 Minutes 31 Seconds 
40:00 <Dooodle> didnt you see the photos from the last one
40:00 <Vagisil> ive ordered memory from cunted ple
40:00 <Vagisil> a month ago
40:00 <TheRon> no!
40:00 <Dooodle> weird al
40:00 <Vagisil> first they sent to it a random address
40:00 <Vagisil> so then it got returned and sent to me
40:00 <Vagisil> i finally get it after 3 weeks
40:00 <TheRon> messy?
40:00 <Vagisil> and its got 24gb of laptop memory in it
40:00 <Dooodle> crikey
40:00 <Vagisil> it had the right ssd in it though
40:00 <Vagisil> so i took the ssd out.. and sent the laptop memory back
41:00 <Vagisil> now im waiting for the right memory to get here
41:00 <TheRon> if i was running it i'd have sniffer dogs at the door
41:00 <Dooodle> ekekeke
41:00 <Vagisil> i gave 5 of my old memory sticks to a mate of mine in perth over the holidays for his machine
41:00 <Vagisil> thinking i would get the ram from ple ok
41:00 <Vagisil> turns out.. theyre idiots
42:00 <Serenity> his mother better not live with us
42:00 <christopher> or TheRon
42:00 <Vagisil> so im only running 2gb ram atm
42:00 <christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1K0pUSSFUo
42:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Frankee - F U Right Back Views: 3,597,547   Uploaded:  Jun 17, 2008 Duration: 3 Minutes 53 Seconds 
43:00 <Dooodle> lol
43:00 <Dooodle> ever wondered about that door paulie said never to open
43:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I'm 3000ks away from my mother... still not far enough...
43:00 <Dooodle> i wonder how much memory is in this
43:00 <christopher> opps
44:00 <christopher> dirty versio
44:00 <christopher> i had better sex all alone
44:00 <christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a22Uh6DTgKQ
44:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fuck You Right Back Views: 981,335   Uploaded: Published on Aug 28, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 52 Seconds 
44:00 <Dooodle> 8gb
45:00 <TRippAbeggZ> although... my mum use to have a near unlimited supply of Mildura juice. and when you'd get the drys you'd drink a whole bottle or 2 and by 11am next morning there'd be another two bottles replaced
45:00 <Dooodle> in this poo box
45:00 <TheRon> vampire weekend - A-Punk
46:00 <TRippAbeggZ> she must of thought she was drinking them in her sleep
47:00 <Serenity> lol
47:00 <Serenity> daily juice is the best for hangovers
48:00 <[Maverick]> my juice is the best for hangovers.. ask yah mum 
48:00 <TRippAbeggZ> heh
48:00 <Serenity> fuck off [Maverick]
48:00 <TheRon> gonna make a jaaiiilllllbreak
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew!
49:00 <[Maverick]> is your nickname off? don't mind if I do 
49:00 <Dooodle> kekek
49:00 <Dooodle> he said jailbreak not jailbait kate
49:00 <TheRon> unusual for irc i know
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't like younger men anyways
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> older FTW!
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> just under 40….
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> once you're over 40 - no deal aye
49:00 <TheRon> hello!!
49:00 <Dooodle> oh
49:00 <Dooodle> lucky
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <[Maverick]> so.. skype is run by a bunch of kittensqueezers
50:00 <TRippAbeggZ> yeah... cats suck
50:00 <TheRon> once they're over 40, trade them in for 2 20's
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not even
50:00 <Dooodle> just under 40
50:00 <Dooodle> so like 23
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> 20 something men are just cunts - why bother
50:00 <Dooodle> dirty 30s ftw
50:00 <TheRon> hear that kids??
50:00 <Dooodle> theyre too busy off being cunts
51:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I throw work boots at them if they dare enter my property
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> dirty 30's FTW indeed!
51:00 <Dooodle> goddamn
51:00 <TheRon> 30's with kinks?
51:00 <Dooodle> 1h to go finally
51:00 <Dooodle> i've had one call today
51:00 <nate> yes Doodle! yes!
51:00 <Dooodle> :o
52:00 <Serenity> its owned by m$
52:00 <Serenity> what do you expect
52:00 <Dooodle> lol if people actually called me Doodle off irc i'd be like S:
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinks ftw too
52:00 <TheRon> i'd have you dress up like martha stewart
52:00 <Dooodle> lol
53:00 <TRippAbeggZ> well my fellow homies. I must go communicate with the outside world
53:00 <Serenity> ive been outside pretty much all day
53:00 <Serenity> im hibernating now
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd have you dress up like an army / fire dude
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt, hawt hawt
53:00 <Dooodle> swing by TheRon  theres unifforms here
53:00 <Dooodle> -f
53:00 <Dooodle> even a truck
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
53:00 <Dooodle> i'm at the depot today
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck truck
53:00 <Dooodle> so fire stuff everywhere
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> come and put out my fire...
53:00 <TheRon> Dooodle: do you know if the fire truck has been soiled?
54:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I'll check back in at a late time. I've got music to go play for fellow pub people's
54:00 <TRippAbeggZ> *later
54:00 <TRippAbeggZ> yaknowwhatimsayin... gotta make sure that geetar is in tune... n shhyyyyt
54:00 <Dooodle> pretty sure it hasnt
54:00 <Dooodle> its fairly new
54:00 <Dooodle> theres 3 anyway
54:00 <TheRon> still time then
54:00 <Dooodle> lol
54:00 <Dooodle> brb
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O6x_m4zvFs
54:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Doors - Light My Fire (Live In Europe 1968) Views: 13,700,254   Uploaded:  Jun 20, 2008 Duration: 9 Minutes 59 Seconds 
55:00 <Vagisil> yeh
55:00 <TheRon> men at work - overkill
55:00 <Vagisil> this is going to 24gb
55:00 <Vagisil> i was having a hard time finding out whether 8gb sticks would work in this x58 board
55:00 <Vagisil> so decided ill just populate all 6 slots with 4gb sticks
56:00 <Vagisil> i was gonna replace board and cpu but was just getting too expensive
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> jim morrison = sex god
56:00 <Vagisil> just to get intel sata 3 instead of marvel
57:00 <TheRon> i've got those jim morrison good looks
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really
58:00 <TheRon> sure i need to shave a keg or two but still
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> we should potentially fuck
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <Vagisil> take photos
58:00 <Dooodle> rofl
58:00 <Dooodle> filthbags
59:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: the hubby can't watch
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> why not?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'd be hawt
59:00 <TheRon> it's just not my bag
59:00 <Dooodle> i dont care if he watches
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet you're it doodle!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> tag team?
00:00 <Dooodle> rofl
00:00 <Dooodle> whoomp there it issssssssssssss
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ')
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
00:00 <Dooodle> so he's not the jls type then
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
02:00 <Vagisil> BAG BAG BAG
03:00 <Dooodle> lucky
03:00 <Dooodle> dont like being hit with a baseball bat while i'm trying to do some dudes wife
03:00 <Dooodle> jesus man wait ur turn
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <TheRon> thats why i tell you, you'd better be home soon
05:00 <TheRon> Dooodle: hows that run you have to do over the back fence with the pants around the ankles?
05:00 <Vagisil> lol
05:00 <Vagisil> AND ALL THE RIGHT JUNK IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES
06:00 <Dooodle> loooooooooooooool
06:00 <Dooodle> havent had to do that yet TheRon 
06:00 <stebie> <3
06:00 <TheRon> ratcat - that ain't bad
07:00 <Vagisil> every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> *dances*
07:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: is in the pj's it's not even a contest
08:00 <Vagisil> im trying to learn the every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top bit
08:00 <Nikky`> lol
08:00 <Nikky`> I am in my pj's :P
08:00 <Vagisil> gonna just walk around doing it randomly at work
08:00 <TheRon> see i know
08:00 <Dooodle> re00ww
08:00 <Dooodle> pjs
08:00 <Dooodle> lol
09:00 <TheRon> garfield ones i reckon
09:00 <Vagisil> so if thats wot ur into then go ahead and move alonggggggggggg
09:00 <Nikky`> haha its Sun evening..only thing to be in
09:00 <Nikky`> unless at work
10:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: any valentines?
10:00 <smooworm> fuck a baby in me
10:00 <Nikky`> Nope 
10:00 <Nikky`> You?
10:00 <Dooodle> lolol smooworm 
10:00 <smooworm> ;D
10:00 <Dooodle> i'm at work Nikky` 
10:00 <Dooodle> still
10:00 <Nikky`> I know :o(
10:00 <Dooodle> 45 mins to go 
10:00 <TheRon> a couple of winks from the older set at bowls but nothing
10:00 <Dooodle> :D
10:00 <Nikky`> I'm waiting for you to get home and make my dinner
10:00 <Dooodle> LOL
10:00 <Dooodle> i mean
10:00 <Dooodle> oh
11:00 <Taco> Hey guiz, whats a troll?
11:00 <Dooodle> really
11:00 <Nikky`> I did get a couple sms's wishing me one..that was sweet I guess
11:00 <Nikky`> Yes and by dinner I mean sex
11:00 <TheRon> doodle i just heard a rumble
11:00 <TheRon> listening to afternoon delight
11:00 <Dooodle> yeah
11:00 <Dooodle> you should see the lightning map
12:00 <Dooodle> 3 fires just popped up
12:00 <TheRon> geez
12:00 <Dooodle> ok Nikky` 
12:00 <Dooodle> i might be late
12:00 <TheRon> skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight
12:00 <Nikky`> Thats ok Doodle..i'll start without you
13:00 <Dooodle> Taco
13:00 <Taco> Not-Rob
13:00 <Dooodle> oerrr
13:00 <Dooodle> pics
13:00 <TheRon> and probably finish before you get there
13:00 <Dooodle> lol
13:00 <Nikky`> lol
13:00 <Dooodle> she'll be passed out on the bed zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
13:00 <Vagisil> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Mthh2GJAPjM/TdCfJXj1jKI/AAAAAAAAE1o/ah0WkJW9h1M/s1600/Commander_Keen_4_DOS_05.png
13:00 <Nikky`> Start and finish a few times before he gets here
13:00 <Dooodle> :o
13:00 <Nikky`> then he will have to start on his own
13:00 <Dooodle> leave some for me
13:00 <Nikky`> Do I have to?
14:00 <Dooodle> it is me
14:00 <Dooodle> i'm at work
14:00 <Dooodle> oh my other nick pinged out
14:00 <Dooodle> yes!
14:00 <Vagisil> BOUNCE
14:00 <TheRon> Caribbean queen are we sharing the same dream......... 
15:00 <missik> fuck
15:00 <Nikky`> ok - if you insist
15:00 <missik> oh
15:00 <Dooodle> i insist
15:00 <smooworm> on incest
15:00 <smooworm> man if i had a hot sister
15:00 <missik> fuck that
15:00 <Dooodle> no insist
15:00 <Dooodle> lol
15:00 <smooworm> we would have practiced with eachother!
15:00 <smooworm> wooo
15:00 <Dooodle> i have a sister and thats gross
15:00 <TheRon> smooworm: looking more attractive to women by the word
15:00 <nate> chris is running off the rails
15:00 <smooworm> ;P
15:00 <Vagisil> lmao
16:00 <smooworm> i want to impress every irc chick
16:00 <smooworm> life goal
16:00 <nate> just tell them your bandwidth:)
16:00 <Dooodle> hey!
16:00 <Dooodle> are you cheating on me with Doodle 
16:00 <Nikky`> Possibly
16:00 <Dooodle> he's going to get it when i get home
16:00 <TheRon> that's his evil twin
16:00 <Nikky`> I'm sure he will
16:00 <Dooodle> lol
16:00 <Dooodle> not like that
17:00 <Nikky`> lol
17:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
17:00 <smooworm> lol nate
17:00 <Dooodle> tho i would fuck myself if i had a clone
17:00 <Dooodle> i'd be awesome
17:00 <Vagisil> lol
17:00 <Nikky`> references or its not true
17:00 <TheRon> it's making love to the one person that loves you the most
17:00 <Dooodle> i'll get back to you on that Nikky` 
17:00 <Vagisil> i would too if they could edit my clone to have a foreskin
17:00 <Vagisil> so i could dock with it
18:00 <Nikky`> Ok Doodle.. i'll be waiting
18:00 <smooworm> open ur legs
18:00 <Dooodle> :/
18:00 <smooworm> here come teh Doodle
18:00 <Dooodle> lol
19:00 <nate> a foal is a baby horse
19:00 <nate> a troll is a sexy woman
19:00 <nate> and done
19:00 <Funkdoctor> back [r: out] [5h58m34s]
19:00 <TheRon> like a bat out of hell he'll be gone when the morning comes
19:00 <Nikky`> As long as its not at the MCG
20:00 <Doodle> is a moat like a boat?
20:00 <TheRon> i get the feeling Dooodle is a bit of a wombat
20:00 <Vagisil> found out how picards sex change is going
20:00 <Vagisil> http://www.sexytitflash.com/bigimages/small%20tits%2064137961%20473.jpg
20:00 <Dooodle> i am not TheRon 
20:00 <TheRon> you don't eat roots and leaves?
20:00 <Nikky`> He doesn't have time to eat
20:00 <Dooodle> i stick around for breakfast at least
21:00 <nate> moator boat?
21:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
21:00 <Dooodle> i can always make time ^_^
21:00 <Nikky`> you will be making the breakfast tho
21:00 <Nikky`> :P
21:00 <TheRon> i shower and i'm like christ are you still here
21:00 <Dooodle> looooooooooooool
21:00 <Dooodle> classy TheRon 
21:00 <Funkdoctor> wwwooooo the chan is moving .....
21:00 <TheRon> well.......
22:00 <Dooodle> here comes the rain
22:00 <TheRon> nothing in sebas
22:00 <Nikky`> He made that up tho Dooodle.. TheRon would have to pick up a woman first
22:00 <Dooodle> lol iam in sebas
22:00 <Dooodle> and it is raining
22:00 <Dooodle> lol Nikky` 
22:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: stop putting facts into the story
23:00 <Nikky`> Sorry TheRon.. I thought it was required
23:00 <TheRon> ah theres the rain
23:00 <Dooodle> piss off lightning i want to go home
23:00 <Nikky`> I want it to rain
24:00 <Dooodle> yeah rain is fine but lightning = fire
24:00 <Dooodle> means i have to stay
24:00 <Dooodle> til 1am
24:00 <Nikky`> True..but its not about you
24:00 <Nikky`> so.. bring it on
24:00 <Nikky`> :P
24:00 <Dooodle> lol bitch
24:00 <TheRon> what about me, what about my needs
24:00 <Dooodle> SO MEAN
24:00 <Nikky`> haha love you!! haha
24:00 <Dooodle> <3
24:00 <Nikky`> <3
24:00 <Dooodle> you're still a bitch
24:00 <Nikky`> I know but an adorable one
24:00 <Nikky`> So still ok
24:00 <Dooodle> ^_^
25:00 <Nikky`> ok brb need to restart
25:00 <Dooodle> too much horseporn clogging up her hdd
26:00 <TheRon> i thought it was nazi midget porn
26:00 <Dooodle> could be nazi midget horseporn
26:00 <TheRon> so true
27:00 <Vagisil> OHHH YEAH
27:00 <Vagisil> SWEET VALENTiNEE
27:00 <TheRon> so you have to hang around whilst the weather is shit?
27:00 <Dooodle> nah
27:00 <Dooodle> if any big fires start
27:00 <Dooodle> but its looking ok now
28:00 <Dooodle> if we go code red my shift automatically turns into a 12h shift
28:00 <Dooodle> so 12h from when i started
28:00 <TheRon> damn
28:00 <TheRon> another 4 hrs?
28:00 <Dooodle> i started at 1pm so i'd finish at 1am
28:00 <Vagisil> nice
28:00 <Vagisil> BANGALANGA
29:00 <Sherm> well well well, what do we got here
29:00 <Dooodle> but atm i knock off n half an hour unless anyone says otherwise
29:00 <TheRon> at least something would be happeneing
29:00 <Dooodle> *in
29:00 <Dooodle> yeh its been quiet as fk
29:00 <beehhh> chad just txt me
30:00 <Doodle> O_o
30:00 <Serenity> k
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Doodle> i remember Sherm
30:00 <Doodle> from yonks ago
30:00 <Doodle> thats all i remember
31:00 <Doodle> the correct grammar is 'what do we have here?'
31:00 <Sherm> yeah i know that - just thought id mix it up a little
31:00 <Doodle> keke
31:00 <Serenity> welw welw welw what do what 'ave 'ere you mean
31:00 <Sherm> welw?
31:00 <Serenity> welw welw welw what do we 'ave 'ere you mean
31:00 <beehhh> http://oizoioi.com.my/blog/10-smartphones-with-4gb-ram-that-are-launching-2015/
31:00 <TheRon> dear god!
32:00 <Serenity> im trying to say it like a pom
32:00 <Serenity> they add W sounds onto everything
32:00 <Sherm> think u failed there
32:00 <Doodle> loool
32:00 <Serenity> i dont think i did
32:00 <Doodle> i get is sezz
32:00 <Doodle> it
32:00 <Serenity> ofc you do
32:00 <StrykerX> Sherm
32:00 <Serenity> we're hilarious
32:00 <StrykerX> Is this the Sherm/
32:00 <StrykerX> ?
32:00 <Doodle> do what strike a light
32:00 <Doodle> me ol china
32:00 <Sherm> lol over my head - but its hot and im here in my underpants and i cbf even thinking
32:00 <TheRon> i don't like cricket oh i love it
32:00 <Dooodle> wb Nikkypoos
32:00 <Nikky`> Thank you Dooodledooooooooooooooo
32:00 <Dooodle> ^_^
33:00 <Serenity> heat can eat a knob
33:00 <Sherm> styker - yes it is THE sherm
33:00 <StrykerX> lol
33:00 <Sherm> itsonly been about ummmmmm
33:00 <Sherm> 2007 i think 
33:00 <beehhh> look bat ya legs
33:00 <Nikky`> Still getting to go soon Doodle?
34:00 <Sherm> well 07 was when i was last on for a longish time - other than that, think i been on 2-3 times since then
34:00 <Sherm> bastard button 
34:00 <StrykerX> I remember your nick
34:00 <Doodle> same
34:00 <Sherm> :)
34:00 <Dooodle> seems that way
34:00 <Nikky`> Yaaaay
34:00 <Dooodle> this office closes at 7pm anyway
34:00 <beehhh> Nikky` is just happy cause campbell newman no longer in his office and taken by annastecia polish
34:00 <Nikky`> You can work in my office ;o)
34:00 <Dooodle> kekekeke
34:00 <Dooodle> i work hard
34:00 <Nikky`> I want you to be hard
34:00 <TheRon> now that is code
34:00 <Nikky`> work hard I mean
35:00 <Doodle> 18:30	Doodle	i remember Sherm 18:30	Doodle	from yonks ago 18:30	Doodle	thats all i remember 18:30		*** Sherm joined #melbourne
35:00 <Serenity> yeah sherms familiar to me too but i dont know why
35:00 <StrykerX> Sherm, are you that ranga?
35:00 <Dooodle> loooool
35:00 <Dooodle> ;)
35:00 <TheRon> sometimes after a hard day at work it's hard for a bloke to.......
35:00 <beehhh> i'd like to break her head into half with a machete
35:00 <doctor> :S
35:00 <Dooodle> er
36:00 <StrykerX> From the Slood parties
36:00 <Serenity> nooo thats lenny
36:00 <StrykerX> No no, there was another one
36:00 <StrykerX> lol
36:00 <Serenity> ohh
36:00 <Serenity> god.
36:00 <StrykerX> There were 2 rangas
36:00 <Sherm> yes im ranga, never went to any slood parties
36:00 <StrykerX> Oh
36:00 <Sherm> i was in the days ov salowmovers parties and the sunday arvo melbourne meets
36:00 <StrykerX> Oh, Slowmover
36:00 <StrykerX> That's it
36:00 <StrykerX> Eric
36:00 <Dooodle> it hasnt been a hard day TheRon  :P
36:00 <TheRon> the workout is yet to come
36:00 <Dooodle> re00wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
36:00 <Nikky`> Yeah.. as if Dooodle would work hard for his wage
36:00 <Nikky`> silly silly
36:00 <Dooodle> hey!
36:00 <Nikky`> Yes?
37:00 <StrykerX> I went to 1 Melbourne Sunday arvo meet
37:00 <StrykerX> At TGI's in Sth Yarra
37:00 <Dooodle> would any of you cunts come in all weekend and sit here
37:00 <Dooodle> no!
37:00 <beehhh> doctor i heard while your gone watching the big giant his niece came and set your backyard on a fire secretly?
37:00 <Nikky`> If it was my job and expected - YES
37:00 <Dooodle> lol
37:00 <doctor> lol, yer
37:00 <Dooodle> well
37:00 <Dooodle> it isnt
37:00 <doctor> shes a bit of a trouble maker
37:00 <TheRon> i'd play bowls
37:00 <Nikky`> And listen here cunt.. Ive worked weekends before, its not like I haven't
37:00 <beehhh> better on uncle's lap
37:00 <Dooodle> i go above and beyond the call of duty
38:00 <Sherm> ahhh yep
38:00 <StrykerX> Stebie, ash, mikey, etc were there
38:00 <Nikky`> And sometimes I had to work 2 weeks straight with one day off
38:00 <Nikky`> So hush
38:00 <TheRon> you play call of duty there?
38:00 <Dooodle> yeah i had 2 jobs once
38:00 <Dooodle> worked all week there, and weekends here
38:00 <Dooodle> no day off for ages
38:00 <Dooodle> SO HUSH
39:00 <Sherm> had some good times at them - but some kinds of people are not meant to mix in the real worlds :)
39:00 <StrykerX> Hahah yup
39:00 <StrykerX> Oh and Netz was there
39:00 <StrykerX> He's a funny guy
39:00 <Dooodle> ty
39:00 <beehhh> nate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQfsSE2tpE
39:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: National Geographic - UFO Sightings Alien Encounters (Full HD Documentary) Views: 178,995   Uploaded: Published on Dec 6, 2014 Duration: 41 Minutes 11 Seconds 
39:00 <Nikky`> When I first started in this job I use to work weekends for OT - tho after few months got to do it from home
39:00 <Dooodle> SLACK
39:00 <Dooodle> no working from home for me
39:00 <Dooodle> except when i test their shit
39:00 <Nikky`> Now we can't work from home and I can afford not to do OT..I don't
39:00 <TheRon> billy joel - big shot
40:00 <Serenity> hes a weird guy
40:00 <Serenity> mikey is amazing
40:00 <Dooodle> lol
40:00 <Dooodle> i love me some ot
40:00 <Dooodle> they call me for the overnight shifts
40:00 <Nikky`> I couldn't be fucked having to go into city on weekend after doing it for a week
40:00 <Nikky`> its bad enough during the week with nearly 3hrs travel a day
41:00 <Doodle> <3 mikey
41:00 <Sherm> yeah i met netz once (and that was enough)
41:00 <Doodle> i want to have his babies
41:00 <Serenity> haha rob
41:00 <StrykerX>  <Sherm> yeah i met netz once (and that was enough)
41:00 <StrykerX>  <Doodle> i want to have his babies
41:00 <StrykerX> lulz
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <Serenity> if i had a willy id let him tickle it
41:00 <Dooodle> pff i used to do ot when i worked in the city
41:00 <Dooodle> come in on a sat
41:00 <Dooodle> but i was 10 min train ride away
41:00 <beehhh> i'd be happy to explore england on a magic bike
42:00 <Doodle> me too
42:00 <TheRon> is beehhh high?
42:00 <beehhh> let the ghosts in the tunnel protect me from the demons of the sky
42:00 <TheRon> yep!
42:00 <Dooodle> lol
42:00 <Dooodle> no thats just him
43:00 <beehhh> you only feeling high when your feeling low
43:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBumgq5yVrA
43:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Passenger - Let Her Go Official Video Views: 536,167,397   Uploaded: Published on Jul 25, 2012 Duration: 4 Minutes 15 Seconds 
43:00 <Nikky`> lol if I did OT now tho it would be helping other teams
44:00 <Dooodle> yeah fuck helping 
44:00 <beehhh> OT is a loss for the business owners should be no panalty rates
44:00 <Dooodle> luckily i dont work for abusiness owner
44:00 <beehhh> especially in WA where most povo people lives
45:00 <Dooodle> lol
45:00 <Nikky`> Or want panalty rates
45:00 <TheRon> nik kershaw - the riddle
47:00 <TheRon> i won bowls
47:00 <TheRon> and it was all me
47:00 <Serenity> lawn bowls?
47:00 <TheRon> yes!
47:00 <Loof> yawn bowls
47:00 <Serenity> i like lawn bowls
47:00 <Dooodle> ok time to turn all this crap off and gooooooooo
47:00 <Dooodle> bbl luvrs o///////
47:00 <Nikky`> ooooook
48:00 <StrykerX> I don't have the temper for it
48:00 <StrykerX> I'd end up throwing a ball at someones face.
48:00 <StrykerX> :/
48:00 <Serenity> rofl daz!
48:00 <Doodle> were you knee deep in the septuagenerians TheRon ?
48:00 <Serenity> how are you after yesterday StrykerX
48:00 <TheRon> octagenerians
48:00 <Vagisil> nik kershaw is a bongfag
48:00 <Nikky`> Miss you already
48:00 <beehhh> i still havent clamied my 2006 tax refund only that year remains unclaimed
48:00 <Dooodle> aww
49:00 <doctor> what you need is a finer spirit, one that settles rather than disrupts
49:00 <Doodle> even better
49:00 <StrykerX> Not bad
49:00 <doctor> scotch can make me rage
49:00 <StrykerX> Waiting to see what my superpower is
49:00 <Serenity> poop yourself? lol
49:00 <StrykerX> :D
49:00 <StrykerX> Almost
49:00 <StrykerX> It's a fucked up experience
49:00 <Serenity> haha no doubt
49:00 <Serenity> i love storms but that.. would have given me a heart attack lol
50:00 <StrykerX> I got out of the car quick smart
50:00 <Serenity> hows the car
50:00 <StrykerX> Didn't want to risk it happening again
50:00 <StrykerX> It works perfectly 
50:00 <StrykerX> Weirdly enough
50:00 <Serenity> haha thats great
50:00 <Doodle> yeah wouldnt want to risk lightning striking the same place twice
50:00 <StrykerX> Doodle, we ARE talking my luck here
50:00 <StrykerX> It'd happen
51:00 <Doodle> were you wearing a lightning rod at the time
51:00 <StrykerX> No lol
51:00 <Doodle> keke
51:00 <Doodle> tinfoil hat?
51:00 <StrykerX> Hit one of the antennas
51:00 <Doodle> on your hat?
51:00 <StrykerX> Yes. :')
51:00 <Doodle> lol
51:00 <Doodle> WELL
51:00 <Doodle> you have no one to blame but yourself then
51:00 <Serenity> there was a strike of lightning close to here the other week maybe 100 metres away even that was LOUD and made everything go red/purple
51:00 <Loof> i think he's lying
51:00 <Skirmish> oh hai Nikky`
51:00 <Nikky`> ello ello
52:00 <StrykerX> Beep boop bee.. *BZZZZZ*
53:00 <TheRon> the animals - don't let me be misunderstood
53:00 <StrykerX> TheRon, if that's the song I think it is, I really like it
54:00 <TheRon> i'm just a soul whose intentions are good, oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood
54:00 <StrykerX> Yessss that's it
54:00 <Skirmish> It annoys me that school photographers don't have a choice to have pictures sent to a home address rather than delivered through the school. 
54:00 <Nikky`> Why does that annoy you?
55:00 <TheRon> bennie and the jets
55:00 <couleurs> Happy Valentimes !
55:00 <Vagisil> anti pedo policy
55:00 <Serenity> probs cause he doesnt live with his son full time
55:00 <Skirmish> If his mother gets her hands on the pics I never see them.
56:00 <doctor> i love thunderstorms
56:00 <doctor> better than fireworks
56:00 <StrykerX> So do I
56:00 <doctor> especially when they're over the sea
56:00 <StrykerX> Not so much being in the strikes path
56:00 <StrykerX> But yeah
56:00 <doctor> yeah of course, lol
56:00 <Nikky`> No, I am asking as I am not sure why..not what they do is correct
56:00 <Vagisil> Just order more thru the school
56:00 <Skirmish> She gives them to her parents or grandparents and pretends she never got them. 
56:00 <Nikky`> I have no clue, no kids so can't judge
56:00 <Vagisil> Just get an order pack from the school and order your own
56:00 <Nikky`> Aaah - then yeah that would be annoying
56:00 <Nikky`> Can you not ask to have more made and delivered to school without her knowing?
56:00 <Vagisil> Yep
57:00 <Skirmish> Read what I wrote Vagisil. Ordering through the school makes absolutely no difference to the outcome. I need them sent to my house. 
57:00 <Vagisil> lol
57:00 <Vagisil> if u arent allowed at the school
57:00 <Vagisil> then.. uve prob done something disgusting
57:00 <Serenity> ..
57:00 <Skirmish> Where did I say I wasn't allowed at the school? 
57:00 <Vagisil> well why cant u get to the shcool
58:00 <Nikky`> He stated why Vagisil..stop being such a cunt and trying to make something out of it, that isn't there
58:00 <Vagisil> i didnt see it
58:00 <British^Meat> i sense trouble...
58:00 <Serenity> ^^
58:00 <Skirmish> You know you're being a faggot when Nikky` has a go at you.
58:00 <Vagisil> its not a puzzle
58:00 <Vagisil> u get the photos sent to the school
58:00 <Vagisil> by the company
59:00 <Vagisil> and then the school sends them to you
59:00 <Nikky`> Yeah.. sif make me do that 
59:00 <Vagisil> you u get a freight forwarder to pick the photos up lol
59:00 <StrykerX>  <Skirmish> She gives them to her parents or grandparents and pretends she never got them. 
59:00 <Vagisil> or u*
59:00 <Vagisil> HE CAN ORDER HIS OWN
59:00 <Vagisil> *facepalm*
59:00 <Serenity> the school sends them home with the child. seeming as skirmish doesnt have his child during the weeks its pretty straight forward
59:00 <Vagisil> You order 2 packs
59:00 <Vagisil> omg.
00:00 <Serenity> stop being a fuckhead
00:00 <Vagisil> it happend here last year
00:00 <Vagisil> with our school photos
00:00 <Vagisil> the parents order there own packs
00:00 <Serenity> HE HAS ALREADY SAID
00:00 <Vagisil> and when the kid goes to the other parents house.. he takes the other packet
00:00 <Serenity> IF THE MOTHER GETS HER HANDS ON THEM
00:00 <Serenity> HE WONT GET THE PHOTOS
00:00 <Skirmish> Why is it that everyone understands this but Vagisil? 
00:00 <Serenity> HOW STUPID ARE YOU
00:00 <Vagisil> YOUR NAME GOES ON THE PACKET
00:00 <Serenity> omg.
00:00 <Vagisil> ONE PACKET OF PHOTOS FOR MUMMY
00:00 <Skirmish> LOL
00:00 <Serenity> oh my god
00:00 <Vagisil> ONE PACKET OF PHOTOS FOR DADDY
00:00 <Serenity> he is thick
00:00 <amelia> is this a bad time
00:00 <Skirmish> What a dunce. 
00:00 <StrykerX> Vagisil, are you retarded?
00:00 <Serenity> you are legit the dumbest fucking person in the world
00:00 <Vagisil> we did it like.. 200 times 4 months ago
00:00 <Skirmish> amelia: no. We're just all being amazed at the depths of Vagisil's ignorance. 
01:00 <TheRon> maybe i'm amazed by the way you love me all the time............
01:00 <Serenity> how do you not get this Vagisil?
01:00 <Serenity> are you being a dumb cunt on purpose?
01:00 <amelia> aw Vagi goes alright
01:00 <Vagisil> how is she gonna get her name on the photos
01:00 <Vagisil> when his name is on them
01:00 <Vagisil> ffs.
01:00 <Nikky`> God how i've missed you Serenity <3
01:00 <StrykerX> Vagisil
01:00 <StrykerX> They send them HOME with the CHILD
01:00 <StrykerX> SIMPLE!
01:00 <Serenity> <3 Nikky`
01:00 <Vagisil> Stryker
01:00 <Serenity> they send them home with the kid you retard
01:00 <StrykerX> Now stop being fucking dumb
01:00 <StrykerX> And move on.
01:00 <Vagisil> mum orders a packet... dad orders a packet
01:00 <StrykerX> Yes
01:00 <Skirmish> He's not going to understand. 
01:00 <Vagisil> kid takes 1 pakcet to mummy
01:00 <Serenity> FUCKING HELL
01:00 <Serenity> LOL
01:00 <Nikky`> I hope this Syd couple on MKR go horribly wrong
01:00 <StrykerX> And guess what
02:00 <Vagisil> kid takes 2nd packet to daddy when daddy has him
02:00 <Serenity> hes just trolling now
02:00 <Serenity> no one is that dumb
02:00 <StrykerX> BOTH packets go home with the SAME kid SAME day
02:00 <Vagisil> NO THEY DONT
02:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, it is IRC
02:00 <Serenity> yes
02:00 <Serenity> they do
02:00 <Vagisil> lol
02:00 <Vagisil> i work at a fucking school.
02:00 <Serenity> you dont even have kids you fat fuck
02:00 <Vagisil> we have literally had to deal with this 200 times over
02:00 <Vagisil> with coons
02:00 <Vagisil> bitching about hptos
02:00 <Vagisil> photos
02:00 <Skirmish> How about you get your land mammal to have a kid so you can know what the fuck you're talking about Vagisil. 
02:00 <Vagisil> lovely
02:00 <StrykerX> So, how do they get the 2nd pack to the father then, Vagisil?
02:00 <StrykerX> Call him in?
02:00 <Vagisil> they fucking post it
02:00 <amelia> awwwww
02:00 <amelia> bullies
03:00 <TheRon> has wings ever been used in a sanitary pad ad?
03:00 <Serenity> no they fucking dont
03:00 <Vagisil> or when the DAD picks the kid up from school
03:00 <StrykerX> Never heard of that before
03:00 <Serenity> no school posts photos to the home
03:00 <Vagisil> they give it to the fucking kid
03:00 <Vagisil> LOL
03:00 <Vagisil> omg.
03:00 <Vagisil> sure thing.
03:00 <StrykerX>  <Vagisil> they give it to the fucking kid
03:00 <Skirmish> They might do that at your school Vagisil. They have never done it at any of Ethan's. They won't send me a newsletter unless I provide a stamped self addresssed envelope. 
03:00 <StrykerX> Yes. Then said kids mother takes it
03:00 <Serenity> I think this is legit the dumbest convo ive ever had
03:00 <Vagisil> pick your own kid up from fucking school
03:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish, wtf?
03:00 <Vagisil> and get the photos
04:00 <StrykerX> Right. Vagisil clearly DOESNT understand a split parent scenario
04:00 <Serenity> you are a sumbass
04:00 <Vagisil> the photos are stored for like 10 years
04:00 <StrykerX> So I'm just moving on
04:00 <Serenity> dumbass
04:00 <StrykerX> How are you, Serenity?
04:00 <Vagisil> its not hard to order more
04:00 <Serenity> hungover StrykerX
04:00 <Serenity> how are you
04:00 <Nikky`> Sif not ask how I am StrykerX..doodie head
04:00 <StrykerX> Exhausted
04:00 <Vagisil> saome parents deserve the shit htey get for fucks sake
04:00 <StrykerX> NIKKY DARLIN!!
04:00 <StrykerX> How are you bub?
05:00 <Vagisil> cant even organise school photos. pathetic
05:00 <Serenity> i hope you never become a parent because you are legit the dumbest fucking cockhead ive ever seen type
05:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, well don't do it now..since I made you :P
05:00 <amelia> who wants to buy me some white 6inch timberlands in Melb and send em over to Perth
05:00 <Nikky`> StrykerX <3
05:00 <Vagisil> LOL
05:00 <StrykerX> <3
05:00 <amelia> I'll let you guys fight amongst yourselves over who gets to do it
05:00 <Vagisil> yet uve got a cunt here that cant organise school photos
05:00 <amelia> fanks pals
05:00 <Vagisil> fucking lol
05:00 <StrykerX> amelia, is that a dildo brand?
05:00 <Skirmish> Vagisil: Every single active person in this channel gets it ... except you. How does that feel? 
05:00 <Serenity> you dont even understand what hes sayings
05:00 <amelia> bwahahahaha
05:00 <Vagisil> I totally he
05:00 <Vagisil> do
05:00 <amelia> not quiet
05:00 <amelia> quite
05:00 <Vagisil> hes worried the cunt mother is gonnag et his photos
05:00 <StrykerX> Nice
05:00 <Serenity> no you dont
05:00 <Serenity> you dont get it
05:00 <Vagisil> gonna get*
05:00 <Serenity> just stop
05:00 <StrykerX> Vagisil, you don't have kids do you?
06:00 <Vagisil> urgh
06:00 <StrykerX> I rest my case. :)
06:00 <amelia> ARE YOU GUYS STILL GOING ON ABOUT FUCKING SCHOOL PHOTOS
06:00 <StrykerX> Fuck, even the non-parents here seem to get it
06:00 <Vagisil> TO THE LEFT
06:00 <Skirmish> Vagisil is still going on about them. 
06:00 <StrykerX> amelia, yes.
06:00 <Vagisil> im done with u black cunts
06:00 <Serenity> everyone gets it but him StrykerX
06:00 <Serenity> lol
06:00 <Vagisil> fucking morons
06:00 <StrykerX> Topic of the day
06:00 <Nikky`> Can you go to work for me tomorrow StrykerX
06:00 <Serenity> LOL
06:00 <StrykerX> Nikky, I'm right
06:00 <Skirmish> Channel IQ just rose 35 points. 
06:00 <StrykerX> I've got my own job to go to
06:00 <StrykerX> Thanks anyway
06:00 <amelia> he left
06:00 <amelia> GUYS
06:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish, try 45
06:00 <Nikky`> Yeah but mine is more exciting - sitting in aircon office
07:00 <TheRon> valentines day, who's getting a root tonight??
07:00 <TheRon> no of course not we're on irc
07:00 <Nikky`> nice view
07:00 <amelia> I imagine someone storming out and slamming the door shut
07:00 <StrykerX> Nikky, I'm in an aircon vehicle
07:00 <Nikky`> Not the same
07:00 <Nikky`> And office chicks to perv at
07:00 <Nikky`> Surely that sold it
07:00 <StrykerX> Hopefully tomorrow gets hot enough for women to wander around half nakie
07:00 <StrykerX> Good times :')
07:00 <StrykerX> Nikky, they are all married though, aren't they?
07:00 <Nikky`> No
07:00 <Nikky`> They are not
08:00 <TheRon> dear prudence won't you come out to play
08:00 <StrykerX> Oh
08:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !!
08:00 <StrykerX> Well then
08:00 <StrykerX> Address?
08:00 <Nikky`> lol
08:00 <Nikky`> See, knew that would work
08:00 <Nikky`> Hey ooomp
08:00 <ooomp> Nikky` :)
08:00 <StrykerX> If I get there and they're all married or taken, I'm not staying.
08:00 <StrykerX> :P
08:00 <couleurs> =p
09:00 <Doodle> chewn
09:00 <couleurs> =)
09:00 <Skirmish> ooomp: How long have you been working with Doodle?
09:00 <Bonny> hey ooomp. :)
09:00 <ooomp> Hey Bonny
09:00 <Bonny> how is ya?
10:00 <TheRon> doodle got a special lady coming over tonight
10:00 <StrykerX>  <TheRon> valentines day, who's getting a root tonight??
10:00 <StrykerX>  <TheRon> no of course not we're on irc
10:00 <StrykerX> So true
10:00 <TheRon> it is valentines day
10:00 <Doodle> haha
10:00 <Doodle> no
10:00 <Doodle> no ladies for me
10:00 <Doodle> or men
10:00 <Doodle> before you say it
10:00 <StrykerX> Tranny then bro?
10:00 <Doodle> ofc
10:00 <Doodle> its valntines
10:00 <Doodle> e
10:00 <StrykerX> Hot.
10:00 <ooomp> Good ta, you
10:00 <Bonny> great thanks. :)
10:00 <StrykerX> ooomp and Doodle work together?
10:00 <ooomp> What
10:00 <Bonny> yeah they're spys
11:00 <Doodle> on;y if she has a smaller dick than me tho
11:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna give myself a special seeing to
11:00 <Doodle> otherwise i get stage fright
11:00 <Christopher> ne1 eat frozen mixed berries
11:00 <Christopher> nannas ones
11:00 <TheRon> no
11:00 <StrykerX> Awesome
11:00 <ooomp> Why would I work with that pussy abuser
11:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa
11:00 <Skirmish> See, they DO work together. 
11:00 <StrykerX> Bad workplace vibes
12:00 <Christopher> if u dont see a doctor
12:00 <Doodle> no, only you have hepatitis chris
12:00 <Christopher> bullshit
12:00 <StrykerX> You need to have sex to get Hep
12:00 <StrykerX> So Christopher is safe.
12:00 <Doodle> nah lol
12:00 <Christopher> ppl are catching hep a off frozen berries
12:00 <Doodle> ^^
12:00 <Nikky`> He clocked off ooomp clocked on
13:00 <StrykerX> Don't ruin my moment!!
13:00 <Doodle> i get my berries from the field, freshly sprayed with poison
13:00 <Doodle> delicious
13:00 <StrykerX> Hospital grade fresh!
13:00 <couleurs> HuGs
14:00 <amelia> wtf is elite singles
14:00 <amelia> and wot makes them so elite
14:00 <StrykerX> He clocked ooomp on
14:00 <Skirmish> amelia: Their own ego?
14:00 <StrykerX> ;)
15:00 <TheRon> save tonight, fight the break of dawn, come tomorrow, tomorrow i'll be gone
15:00 <amelia> issit people who think they are fucking awesome
15:00 <[Maverick]> just shutup ya black cunts 
15:00 <[Maverick]> fuck,.. 
16:00 <Christopher> thats good song TheRon
16:00 <Skirmish> lol
16:00 <Nikky`> Make me Mavie.. go on MAKE ME
16:00 <Skirmish> He's gone ... back to freenode. 
16:00 <StrykerX> Fucking racist cunt
16:00 <Skirmish> Been called a cockflop once too many times. 
16:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of floppy cocks.. I see Pieter is still on IRC
16:00 <StrykerX> Just not here
17:00 <StrykerX> Christopher, how's your cat man?
18:00 <Skirmish> Where is he? 
18:00 <couleurs> cool he rox
18:00 <StrykerX> In his channel
20:00 <couleurs> #meth
21:00 <StrykerX> dilapidator, asl bro?
21:00 <Skirmish> I didn't know Pieter even had a channel. 
21:00 <couleurs> =p
22:00 <TheRon> who won league last night?
22:00 <Nikky`> He is logged in under few different nicks so doesnt seem like he is talking to himself..gets to tell them how awesome he is
22:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
22:00 <Skirmish> lol just telling all his other personalities. 
22:00 <Serenity> lol Nikky` is on fire today
22:00 <StrykerX> She is
22:00 <StrykerX> Must be the heat
22:00 <Skirmish> I like it when Nikky`is being mean to the dickheads. 
22:00 <Nikky`> lol 
22:00 <Nikky`> I do have my mean on tonight
22:00 <Serenity> i kind of validates everyone elses opinions when someone like Nikky` is mean to them lol
23:00 <TheRon> the right guy the wrong situation the right time to roll to me
23:00 <StrykerX> I like it
23:00 <Skirmish> Give Nikky`ops! 
23:00 <Serenity> i gave her ops like 3 years ago
23:00 <Serenity> she didnt want them
23:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, no ops for me
23:00 <Serenity> well i offered, she denied
23:00 <Skirmish> What's that Nikky`? I should have your ops? Well, that is lovely of you and if you insist. 
23:00 <StrykerX> Bitch please.. If anyone's getting ops, it's me
23:00 <Nikky`> lol yeah, think you and ops shouldn't mix tho Skirmish
23:00 <StrykerX> Experience pays bitch
23:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !!
24:00 <Serenity> hahah
24:00 <Skirmish> Everyone has this idea that if I had ops I would go on a rampage. 
24:00 <Serenity> no ones getting ops
24:00 <Serenity> lol
24:00 <StrykerX> Still the same old power tripper ;p
24:00 <Serenity> yep
24:00 <Skirmish> Now she's got 199 it's going to be worse!!
24:00 <StrykerX> I think that's the first thing I ever said to you
24:00 <StrykerX> That you're a power tripper
25:00 <doctor> TheRon, you need a good woman who'll treat you right
25:00 <TheRon> topless beers while i crash the couch and watch the cricket
25:00 <StrykerX> Which you won't find on IRC
25:00 <StrykerX> In that guys channel.. Can't think of his name
25:00 <Serenity> on the other server StrykerX
25:00 <Serenity> yep
25:00 <Skirmish> You're not being an effective op unless someone is raging at you. 
25:00 <Serenity> sacarios server
25:00 <Serenity> he used to sit there telling me who to ban and then id cop the abuse because of it
25:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren where's amsy 
26:00 <StrykerX> She will be really a he
26:00 <StrykerX> With hairy moobs
26:00 <doctor> yeah irc doesn't have much to offer
26:00 <Taco> o yah
26:00 <Taco> where do u meet sluts then?
26:00 <StrykerX> THATS him
26:00 <Nikky`> I was clearly being too mean 
27:00 <TheRon> if a chick had a hair growing out of the boob should you kick her out of bed?
27:00 <StrykerX> Taco, Melton or Epping plaza
27:00 <StrykerX> 16 yr olds with 2-3 kids
27:00 <Taco> rooty hill rsl?
27:00 <Skirmish> No Nikky`. You're a great warning indicator that a users level of retardation has reached epic proportions. 
27:00 <StrykerX> LOL
27:00 <StrykerX> Yes
28:00 <couleurs> Test
29:00 <TheRon> ever been to fornication mountain?
29:00 <StrykerX> I hear good things about Rooty Hill
29:00 <StrykerX> And sluts
29:00 <Doodle> tickles
30:00 <[Maverick]> <3 rooty hill 
30:00 <[Maverick]> around the corner from bangawog 
30:00 <[Maverick]> and over the hill is kickatinnitribe
30:00 <couleurs> agreed.
30:00 <Nikky`> Look who is back
30:00 <couleurs> meeeee
30:00 <Doodle> couleurs!
30:00 <couleurs> woo-hoo
30:00 <Nikky`> Of course couleurs.. its always about couleurs
31:00 <TheRon> and we danced on the wave of the ocean romance
31:00 <couleurs> yeah !
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <couleurs> stupid Pieter
32:00 <Taco> bbl dancing 2 transport tycoon soundtrack
33:00 <Doodle> hngg
33:00 <faux> Hai gurl hai
33:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <Doodle> hai
34:00 <simba> hi gurlz
34:00 <faux> :')
34:00 <faux> hellosimby
34:00 <couleurs> hiiiiiiiiiii
34:00 <Nikky`> haha Doodle
34:00 <Doodle> :P~'
34:00 <Doodle> iunno what that ' is
35:00 <faux> Just watched a lecture on Yewtewb and she spoke about some lonely girl15 or something who apparently was the most popular channel on YouTube once upon a time and people thought it was legit etc etc
35:00 <faux> Never heard of her. 
35:00 <faux> So I looked up a vid
35:00 <faux> Zzzzzz
35:00 <faux> So boring
35:00 <Doodle> boring girl15
35:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <faux> Were commercial vids part of a story and people defended her authenticity and crap cos she was accused of being in a cult
36:00 <faux> .
36:00 <faux> Lame
36:00 <Doodle> lol sounds it
36:00 <faux> mmm jellybeans
36:00 <Doodle> nom
37:00 <faux> Black pls
37:00 <Doodle> wacist
37:00 <faux> Am not
37:00 <faux> amn't
37:00 <MsJellybean> Boring...bring on the colours
38:00 <Doodle> pink jellybeans are foul
39:00 <doctor> theyre alright
39:00 <doctor> purple ones arent very good
39:00 <doctor> black ones are great
42:00 <aam> Soup
42:00 <Serenity> jelly belly
42:00 <Serenity> mmmm
43:00 <Nikky`> They rock
43:00 <aam> Hehehe
43:00 <aam> I have jelly almost dailly here with dessert
43:00 <aam> -l
44:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SXVOkJTSTs
44:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Foxy Lady (Lyrics) Views: 1,113,096   Uploaded: Published on Oct 29, 2013 Duration: 3 Minutes 20 Seconds 
44:00 <Nikky`> ok need to get dinner organised
45:00 <ooomp> Doodle o/
45:00 <Doodle> hai ooomp o//
45:00 <aam> Banana. 
45:00 <aam> Kate
45:00 <ooomp> Double hand
45:00 <aam> \0
45:00 <Doodle> yeah
46:00 <Doodle> i thought you deserved an extra one
46:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
46:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton) Views: 133,749,270   Uploaded:  May 7, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 17 Seconds 
46:00 <Doodle> ^_^
46:00 <simba> michael bolton from office space?!
47:00 <Skirmish> No, the singer Michael Bolton that had hair down to his butt in the 80's. 
47:00 <Doodle> they all did
47:00 <faux> http://i.imgur.com/6T9UUvW.jpg
47:00 <faux> Me valentines gifts
47:00 <faux> ehehe
47:00 <Doodle> LOL
47:00 <MsJellybean> Just in the back not at the front
47:00 <Doodle> i mean
47:00 <Doodle> jls
47:00 <Skirmish> lol faux
47:00 <ooomp> Lol
47:00 <faux> Lol
47:00 <ooomp> faux they're beautiful
47:00 <faux> awthanks
48:00 <Taco> joy! Lwaxana is online
48:00 <simba> that mat is cool it looks like a slab of chocolate
48:00 <simba> r u guys trading nudes taco?
48:00 <faux> u look like a slab of chocolate
48:00 <Taco> nah CP
48:00 <faux> Wow
48:00 <faux> Gross
48:00 <simba> ah well theres 1 old guy to go to 4 that
48:00 <simba> and his name is.....
48:00 <simba> jk im staying silent
49:00 <simba> i didnt say anything
49:00 <Taco> jk is someones initials u troll
49:00 <simba> yeamy uncle
49:00 <doctor> aww faux
49:00 <Serenity> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
49:00 <doctor> that pic is funny but also sad
49:00 <Taco> r u sharing personal information
49:00 <simba> yes - the words ive learned growing up
50:00 <faux> Lol
50:00 <faux> I didn't make it :'( but I wish I did
52:00 <simba> youre going to make it after all
52:00 <aam> Lol they have a "habib drive" here lmfao
55:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Bastardly_One still chatting up 12yr olds?
55:00 <simba> Habib Way
58:00 <nate> TRippAbeggZ are u 12?:)
58:00 <aam> I jus got up
58:00 <aam> Afeter sleepin all arvo
59:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I was once upon a time when he tried chatting me up
59:00 <StrykerX> `info
59:00 <StrykerX>  -ChanOP- *** Channel information for #melbourne (Peak: 1049) [566] *** 
00:00 <StrykerX> Still can't believe 1049 people didn't have lives all at the same time
00:00 <Doodle> picard counts for 200 of those people
00:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha I don't doubt this at all
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I love how I breathe too loudly and get a ban
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and no cunt ever gets banned "baiting" or trolling me
01:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome channel like that 
01:00 <TRippAbeggZ> no, it's just air whimpering out of your fat rolls fatty
01:00 <couleurs> Picard Smells
02:00 <British^Meat> wah
02:00 <British^Meat> wah wah
03:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Bastardly_One I thought you would have a life now, like looking after your 80yr old mother.
03:00 <StrykerX> couleurs, all your FiFa partners are banned
03:00 <StrykerX> Who do you turn to now for relief?
03:00 <couleurs> amsy, Doodle, doctor and simba der
04:00 <doctor> what passes as a life these days?
04:00 <Doodle> ;)
04:00 <[Maverick]> lol StrykerX, majority of them would of been bots. 
04:00 <doctor> ;}~
04:00 <couleurs> i'm a bot
04:00 <Doodle> tom
05:00 <TRippAbeggZ> well... you do have a point 
05:00 <ooomp> A lovely bot couleurs
05:00 <couleurs> oh yeh and ooomp and sometimes Nikky 
05:00 <aam> Kate \0
06:00 <ooomp> I like getting separately mentioned
06:00 <ooomp> Hands off !
06:00 <aam> Hey, I waved hello
07:00 <couleurs> hee hee
07:00 <Doodle> i wasnt using my hands
07:00 <ooomp> :o
07:00 <faux> Pics
07:00 <ooomp> Stop exposing yourself Doodle
07:00 <faux> No
07:00 <Doodle> why
07:00 <ooomp> Think of the children!
07:00 <faux> Dont
07:00 <Doodle> no children in here
07:00 <faux> Gtfo ooomp
07:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <faux> Kill joy
07:00 <ooomp> Lol
07:00 <Doodle> she is using reverse psychology
08:00 <aam> I'm a child at heart
08:00 <Doodle> she wants me to get it out more
08:00 <ooomp> ;)
08:00 <Doodle> i knew it!
08:00 <Doodle> ok food time bblzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
08:00 <ooomp> Now all we need to do is work on you being able to wank in front of your cat
08:00 <Doodle> never
08:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
09:00 <aam> Ye I'll be back soon-ish too
10:00 <nate> sounds like someone going for a pee, listening to techno
11:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies!
11:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1-4kEYNWKw
11:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: tony abbott entitled to his view    Uploaded: Published on Feb 11, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 11 Seconds 
12:00 <nate> chris remix
12:00 <Dugnuts> everyone enjoying their singles awareness day?
12:00 <simba> Bastardly_One, stop breathing so loudly
12:00 <Christopher> lols
12:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <British^Meat> he's the sorta dude that would blog about his breathing patterns on here too
13:00 <British^Meat> So very yawn
13:00 <Doodle> TRENDING
13:00 <Doodle> Valentine's Day: Holiday celebrating love takes place Saturday
13:00 <Doodle> thx fb
13:00 <smooworm> ah yeh
13:00 <smooworm> White Gold, Texas cum
14:00 <simba> he just messaged me saying what i said was baiting and he’ll report me and i dont think hes joking
14:00 <British^Meat> lol
14:00 <British^Meat> gawd
14:00 <TRippAbeggZ>  he's also the type of guy who would put his mother in hospital just so he could use all the monthly Internet 
14:00 <nate> ohh well life with go on
14:00 <nate> or will
14:00 <British^Meat> Love those dudes that cant help but PM
14:00 <Doodle> ;)
14:00 <British^Meat> Carbon copy of, you know who
14:00 <StrykerX> So anyone tried that free WiFi at the Telstra payphones yet?
15:00 <Nikky`> Me.. I can't help it either..but its more so with Doodle
15:00 <TRippAbeggZ> simba it's no wonder he didn't try and cyber sex you
15:00 <Doodle> re00wwww Nikkypoos
15:00 <Doodle> hai ooomp
15:00 <Doodle> what are you wearing
15:00 <TRippAbeggZ> entice you out to Max Brenners for a chocolate sundae
15:00 <Nikky`> Me..she is wearing me
15:00 <ooomp> Hello Doodle
15:00 <Doodle> lucky!
15:00 <Nikky`> ooompalicious
15:00 <TRippAbeggZ> oh boy oh boy I hope he seriously messages me so I can blog about it on my imaginary blog
16:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I'd just blog it to you guys
16:00 <Doodle> pls dont
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <British^Meat> terrible user that guy
16:00 <ooomp> <3 stebie
16:00 <Doodle> HEY
16:00 <stebie> <3<3 ooomp
17:00 <ooomp> :D
17:00 <Nikky`> WHAT
17:00 <Dugnuts> heh
17:00 <Doodle> fuckin
17:00 <Nikky`> <3
17:00 <Dugnuts> thats one hell of a doodle if you can actually give it a cuddle
17:00 <Doodle> everyones trying to get in on my action with stebie
17:00 <Dugnuts> props
17:00 <ooomp> </3 Doodle
17:00 <Doodle> pff
17:00 <Doodle> FINE
17:00 <Nikky`> Well, he would rather cuddle me Doodle..so deal yeah?
17:00 <ooomp> Shut up and get fat
17:00 <Doodle> i'm already fat
18:00 <ooomp> Fatter
18:00 <Dugnuts> heh
18:00 <stebie> GOALLLLLLL
18:00 <Doodle> i'd rather die
18:00 <ooomp> Die with chocolate overdose?
18:00 <StrykerX> 60 min.. Shark attack victim
18:00 <StrykerX> Poor cunt
19:00 <Doodle> no!
19:00 <Christopher> viagra?
19:00 <stebie> that's not a bad way to die
19:00 <stebie> chocolate, not viagra
19:00 <ooomp> Depends on what kind of chocolate
19:00 <ooomp> Cheap home brand stuff not so mucj
19:00 <ooomp> Much*
19:00 <smooworm> aw
19:00 <smooworm> Doodle ur gf quit
19:00 <smooworm> u should bonk her brains out already she's clearly asking for it.
20:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDwb9jOVRtU
20:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Madonna - Hung Up (Official Music Video) Views: 52,991,593   Uploaded:  Oct 26, 2009 Duration: 5 Minutes 27 Seconds 
20:00 <nate> grind it ooomp!
20:00 <stebie> how about your cadbury and nestle?
20:00 <ooomp> Getting better I suppose
20:00 <Doodle> lol nate
21:00 <ooomp> What am I grinding?
21:00 <nate> arse on the dance floor:)
21:00 <xm> Nikky`, did you get the flowers and chocolates? i took out a centrelink loan to get you the very best
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <ooomp> I don't see a dance floor anywhere
21:00 <stebie> lol
21:00 <Doodle> he means my lap ooomp
21:00 <Nikky`> I didn't xm.. now I feel so sad.. let me give you back some of the centrelink money
21:00 <ooomp> Lol xm
22:00 <nate> Nikky` u cant give unwanted love back
22:00 <Nikky`> yeah baby.. bust that move
22:00 <Nikky`> I can give whatever I like
22:00 <xm> Nikky`, how about i draw you and i as stick figures in ms paint and me handing you the flowers and chocolate??????????
22:00 <Nikky`> Deal - send it over when done
22:00 <aam> Jus had a mango
22:00 <smooworm> sea smell in the air :/
23:00 <Nikky`> I will put it on my fridge
23:00 <xm> it may take a while. im on the DSP from parkinsons'
23:00 <Nikky`> Its ok.. I can wait
23:00 <Nikky`> And won't judge when its not exactly straight
23:00 <simba> did u have to get in the shower 4 it
23:00 <simba> mangos r a shower fruit
23:00 <smooworm> lol wtf
23:00 <aam> Mabbe to u they r
23:00 <smooworm> aw mabbe how cute!
23:00 <aam> I don't let it go all over meh
24:00 <simba> u can in the shower
24:00 <simba> u can have sex with it
24:00 <aam> Wat do u do with it, stick the seed up itself?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, that's as funny as terminal cancer
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ho ho ho 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> some of you cunts deserve some harsh karma
25:00 <aam> Urself*
26:00 <xm> you're breathing too loud. and your nostril hairs are turning your nose into a woodwind instrument
26:00 <aam> Oh I jus scared Nikky orrff
26:00 <simba> no u eat it,,,,,,,,,,
26:00 <simba> u go up on it
27:00 <aam> U go up n down on it?
28:00 <nate> b1 dont worry, i still love ya! woopie
28:00 <xm> karma doesnt exist anyway. if it did everyone would be dead
28:00 <British^Meat> u do u think B1 will join EXACTLY 24 hrs after his ban?
28:00 <simba> i dont even wanna think about it
28:00 <aam> He got banned?
29:00 <[Maverick]> aye b1 
29:00 <[Maverick]> you have ignore 
29:00 <[Maverick]> fucking use it 
29:00 <[Maverick]> for christs sake 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the one that goes on about that baiting rule
29:00 <[Maverick]> ...
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so I use ignore and they can get away with it 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but I say something in PM and you ban for 9hrs?
29:00 <British^Meat> 5 mins and counting
29:00 <simba> well its a z line so hopefully he took a clue
29:00 <aam> Wat 4 lol?
29:00 <simba> dont jinx it
29:00 <British^Meat> oh really? hah i thought he just got kick/banned
29:00 <aam> Wat was the reason?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ok then!
30:00 <[Maverick]> sorry, but you're being the whinging cunt here 
30:00 <[Maverick]> oh woe is me 
30:00 <[Maverick]> if you ignore 
30:00 <[Maverick]> you wont see it 
30:00 <[Maverick]> and you wont responde 
30:00 <ooomp> I'm seeing a lot of butthurt here
30:00 <[Maverick]> and they will shut up 
30:00 <[Maverick]> kapishh? 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> *capiche
30:00 <Doodle> lol i was typing that
30:00 <Doodle> fucker
30:00 <simba> being shit
30:00 <aam> Lemmeh guess ..... he carried on with garbage?
30:00 <whydidntuletmedie> fucken
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and you mean, the rule applies only to people you don't like
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not everyone
31:00 <Doodle> :o
31:00 <zaim> :(
31:00 <Doodle> Nikky` they will see
31:00 <Bastardly_One> cool,got that clear now 
31:00 <zaim> they saw.
31:00 <simba>  <xm> you're breathing too loud. and your nostril hairs are turning your nose into a woodwind instrument - reported.
31:00 <Doodle> whoah
31:00 <Doodle> double dong Doodle
31:00 <Nikky`> Oh - lets not do it then
31:00 <StrykerX> $10 that's Christopher
31:00 <whydidntuletmedie> guy gets drugged raped
31:00 <whydidntuletmedie> trys to kill himself on shrooms
31:00 <whydidntuletmedie> woman comes
31:00 <whydidntuletmedie> then never comes back
32:00 <Doodle> indian giver
32:00 <Nikky`> lol
32:00 <Doodle> HEY
32:00 <Doodle> NOW
32:00 <Doodle> THEN
32:00 <zaim> sounds like im #2
32:00 <StrykerX> He liked it
32:00 <StrykerX> Just denying infront of the boyz
32:00 <Nikky`> never zaim..I was just trying to confuse them..you know you're my number one
32:00 <whydidntuletmedie> u got no life
32:00 <whydidntuletmedie> fuck off
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <aam> Lol
33:00 <Nikky`> for life baby 
33:00 <Doodle> right
33:00 <Doodle> i see
34:00 <Nikky`> Gosh..I have been gone a week and a lot has changed
34:00 <Nikky`> well - some have not
34:00 <Doodle> i havent changed my jocks
34:00 <nate> what have u been doing in this week away?
34:00 <Nikky`> I knew I could smell something
34:00 <StrykerX> Old news
35:00 <Nikky`> close your legs
35:00 <StrykerX> Don't worry Doodle 
35:00 <Nikky`> I have been working and sleeping nate
35:00 <StrykerX> You an reuse them a couple of times
35:00 <Doodle> 2ritem8
35:00 <nate> making the dollars hey
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> shit be crazy here!
36:00 <ooomp> Just go commando Doodle
36:00 <Doodle> i cant
36:00 <ooomp> Did you super glue your jocks on again?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey amelia 
36:00 <amelia> aloha
36:00 <amelia> wots doin
37:00 <Doodle> the elastic went
37:00 <xm> would you feel self-conscious being nude in front of your cat, Doodle 
37:00 <Doodle> too right
37:00 <Doodle> its child abuse
37:00 <ooomp> Even though the cat's more mature than you
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> um just realised I was still logged in lolz
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> you
37:00 <amelia> o you kno
37:00 <amelia> jus whistlin' n stuff
38:00 <Nikky`> lol
38:00 <Nikky`> bazinga
39:00 <Doodle> :o
39:00 <Doodle> mean
39:00 <Doodle> he licks his own arsehole how is that more mature than me
39:00 <ooomp> He recognises self pleasuring activities
39:00 <aam> How did u liek Zymosis Jonno?
40:00 <Doodle> he's an idiot
40:00 <simba> it was sweet
40:00 <aam> Ye
41:00 <ooomp> :o
41:00 <ooomp> Rude.
41:00 <xm> dont underestimate the intelligence of cats. it may be reading your screen now and hurt
41:00 <ooomp> Leave the poor smart abused by owner kitteh alone
41:00 <xm> maybe even reading the screen via binoculars
42:00 <xm> or opera glasses
42:00 <Doodle> i dont abuse him
42:00 <aam> I'm wantin to get a Cervin Vega sound system for home fo abt 1000 bux cause I won't like the 20 dollar logitech
42:00 <smooworm> ahaha
42:00 <smooworm> i got like a 70 dollar logitech
43:00 <ooomp> I have many examples where he's been neglected and forced to fend for himself
43:00 <Doodle> liessss
43:00 <smooworm> hadda choice pioneer system before it went kaput
43:00 <aam> But that will be down the track after an850 dollar quad amd lappy with the next loan
44:00 <xm> take notes and make an anti-doodle page on facebook, a cat-bully, and contact the department of child services
44:00 <aam> I hate irc on a fckn phone
45:00 <ooomp> doodleabuseshispussy.com
45:00 <Doodle> lol stop it i have to go
45:00 <Doodle> i cant defend myself if im not here
45:00 <xm> day 3 - saw doodle put cat food in a bird feeder so he could visit melbourne for the week
45:00 <nate> lol
45:00 <smooworm> put ur fone up ur bum
45:00 <smooworm> on vibrate
45:00 <aam> Fckn miniature keypad/board
45:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: unbore me.
45:00 <smooworm> mmm sexy
46:00 <Nikky`> hahha
46:00 <Nikky`> but I live just outside of melb
46:00 <Nikky`> and it was for less than a week
46:00 <smooworm> o nate i was comin home n saw these two totes sweet chix comin down teh road so cute n wit tats
46:00 <smooworm> ommina omminnom, wish they lived nextdoor!
47:00 <xm> oops. i forgot that was a secret between us Nikky` 
47:00 <Nikky`> lol
47:00 <xm> but you work in melbourne right?
47:00 <ooomp> That story alone will have 2000+ likes, 10,000 retweets
47:00 <aam> U might not know who u're talkin to, so u're excused smooworm
47:00 <smooworm> good
47:00 <mrchris> watching the interview
47:00 <mrchris> cause i can
47:00 <smooworm> I shall take my leave
48:00 <nate> ;p
48:00 <smooworm> by leave I meant my dirty left and and smack my nuts around ^_^
50:00 <Dugnuts> wooo
50:00 <Dugnuts> all updated and secure
50:00 <StrykerX> ?
50:00 <simba> did u get the new mcaffe
50:00 <xm> windows update too place today
50:00 <simba> mcafee
50:00 <Dugnuts> winblows updates
50:00 <mrchris> eminem is gay
50:00 <mrchris> not me
50:00 <mrchris> watch the interview
50:00 <mrchris> gay peek a bo
51:00 <xm> i use os x myself...
51:00 <Dugnuts> i see
51:00 <Dugnuts> so when did you first realise how much you loved cock?
51:00 <xm> although ill probably buy win 10
51:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
51:00 <Dugnuts> wtf vagisil
51:00 <smooworm> im gay with him
51:00 <smooworm> we bfs
51:00 <mrchris> with who
52:00 <Dugnuts> i see
54:00 <Dugnuts> so no valentines plans for anyone then?
55:00 <StrykerX> It's IRC
55:00 <Dugnuts> exactly
55:00 <Dugnuts> and you are here
55:00 <StrykerX> The best they will get is Valentine themed porn
55:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
55:00 <Dugnuts> instead of spending it with your valentine
55:00 <StrykerX> I'm no better haha
55:00 <xm> i might skype nan and make love heart symbols with my hands
55:00 <Dugnuts> eww
55:00 <xm> <3
55:00 <mrchris> loof
55:00 <mrchris> fuck off
55:00 <mrchris> b4 i do what u said to me
55:00 <mrchris> u would do
55:00 <mrchris> but it wont be me
55:00 <mrchris> that does it
55:00 <Loof> mrchris you stink like ass
55:00 <Loof> and will never get a root
56:00 <British^Meat> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11001882_10205948935579364_3868345566284373098_n.jpg?oh=d25430161b7276431ca0dfe5c008161f&oe=5595B511
56:00 <Loof> and your "music" is shit
56:00 <mrchris> come at me
56:00 <mrchris> i want a fight
56:00 <Loof> and you dont brush your teeth
56:00 <Loof> and they're green
56:00 <mrchris> i did today
56:00 <mrchris> u come bro
56:00 <Loof> and you should just suicide
56:00 <mrchris> u said u would stab me
56:00 <mrchris> come bro
56:00 <Loof> i've been speaking to your doc
57:00 <xm> lol
57:00 <Loof> he agrees
57:00 <mrchris> i never had a he
57:00 <mrchris> whats ya problem
57:00 <mrchris> u smart ass said u would stab me
57:00 <mrchris> come my place now knock
57:00 <mrchris> i will king hit u
57:00 <Serenity> cool ya jocks
58:00 <Serenity> oh..
58:00 <simba> did an hour
59:00 <Serenity> cool
00:00 <latexKult1969> helloo folks
00:00 <latexKult1969> finally back
00:00 <latexKult1969> seems i left myself signed in
00:00 <latexKult1969> happy valentines etc
01:00 <Dugnuts> happy singles awareness day
01:00 <latexKult1969> ahh yeah true
01:00 <latexKult1969> :D
01:00 <latexKult1969> g'day dug mate
01:00 <latexKult1969> how did ya night go?
01:00 <Dugnuts> pretty good
01:00 <Dugnuts> had some good times
01:00 <latexKult1969> you wind up doing anything
01:00 <latexKult1969> ?
01:00 <Dugnuts> yup
01:00 <latexKult1969> rad man
01:00 <latexKult1969> good to hear
01:00 <Dugnuts> went to beta bar in the city
01:00 <latexKult1969> ahh nice
01:00 <Dugnuts> was fun
01:00 <latexKult1969> is that the gaming bar?
01:00 <aam> Did I jus see u take after moi with the kit kat maaaan?
01:00 <simba> i love kit kats
01:00 <Loof> they rule
01:00 <simba> kit kat chunkys 
02:00 <Serenity> mint kit kat chunky
02:00 <Pantheress> Hi all - been ages since I've been in here
02:00 <Exo> Kit kat finger
03:00 <Dugnuts> yup
03:00 <Dugnuts> there was a cards against humanity comp
03:00 <Dugnuts> i met some foks
03:00 <Dugnuts> played some games
03:00 <Dugnuts> got a girls deets
03:00 <Dugnuts> folkks
03:00 <Dugnuts> folks
03:00 <Dugnuts> stupid fingers
03:00 <Dugnuts> and today i climbed the 1000 steps
03:00 <aam> I hate mint chocs
03:00 <Nikky`> I love mint
03:00 <SirLancelot> hey Pantheress
03:00 <simba> mint slices
04:00 <Dugnuts> and generally explored that area
04:00 <Dugnuts> was pretty good
04:00 <simba> i got peanut butter tim tams 
04:00 <aam> I gots coffeh
04:00 <Exo> I bought those the other day
04:00 <Serenity> they give me a headache =/
04:00 <Exo> Originals better
05:00 <simba> i wanna drink coffee thru tim tams
05:00 <Pantheress> Mmmm tim tams - yum
05:00 <aam> The originaloriginals b4 Nestle bought em were tops
05:00 <Exo> I prefer Turkish delights
06:00 <simba> yuk
06:00 <nate> aldi timtams:)
06:00 <aam> Nestle changed the choc on the kit kats
07:00 <StrykerX> Ok.. You're either not really an IRC user or full of shit
07:00 <StrykerX> Exercising and getting interest from females
07:00 <xm> lol
07:00 <smooworm> <-easy
07:00 <Exo> Cadbury wants to reduce it's portion sizes to deal with cost
07:00 <Exo> You will lose a line on your bar of original chocolate blocks
07:00 <smooworm> big woop
07:00 <smooworm> the fatties will be picketing
08:00 <xm> h emight be referring to a new game
08:00 <Dugnuts> ...
08:00 <StrykerX> GTA with the hookers?
08:00 <amsy> Dugnuts! i want to do that when i get to aus but the steps will be closed :'(
08:00 <Dugnuts> will they?
08:00 <amsy> yeah from like the 7th until some time after i come back to norway
08:00 <smooworm> from their couches.
08:00 <aam> I gots my hair slicked back
08:00 <smooworm> does ya Fonz
08:00 <simba> same price less product
08:00 <simba> dats da way
09:00 <Dugnuts> darn
09:00 <Dugnuts> that sucks
09:00 <Dugnuts> i felt a bit out of place
09:00 <Dugnuts> i just had my denim shorts and a tshirt on
09:00 <amsy> is the rest of the area a nice walk?
09:00 <Dugnuts> i saw all these people in exercise gear
09:00 <Dugnuts> oh yeah
09:00 <amsy> like challenging and stuff
09:00 <Dugnuts> very pretty
09:00 <Dugnuts> well theres two sides
09:00 <Dugnuts> the other side isnt as hard
09:00 <Dugnuts> but its longer
09:00 <aam> From havin it parted before
09:00 <Exo> Fatties did cry it want enough
09:00 <Exo> Mars pods ftw
09:00 <aam> Looken gangstah
09:00 <faux> L is for the way you lickkk my butttttt
10:00 <amsy> hm
10:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aVHLL5egRY
10:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hootie And The Blowfish - Let Her Cry (Video) Views: 7,203,785   Uploaded:  Oct 26, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 11 Seconds 
10:00 <simba> L is for im hunrgy for pad thai
10:00 <British^Meat> damn straight
11:00 <Dugnuts> pretty good perve session too
11:00 <Dugnuts> so many girls in gym pants
11:00 <latexKult1969> oh rad u met a chick?
11:00 <latexKult1969> nice dude
11:00 <latexKult1969> well i went and chilled with my sis and my nephew
11:00 <latexKult1969> that was rad
11:00 <latexKult1969> got spat at on way home by some african kid
11:00 <latexKult1969> yeha that was nice
11:00 <Dugnuts> nice
11:00 <aam> Ellou Tinah
11:00 <faux> I bought noodles, prawns and baby cornz 4 a stir fry
11:00 <faux> Mm
11:00 <aam> \0
12:00 <latexKult1969> yup
12:00 <latexKult1969> silly fucker was lucky i am all about non violence
12:00 <xm> latexKult1969, did he say anything?
12:00 <latexKult1969> no juts looked at me with hate in his eyes and spat on my kicks
12:00 <xm> what suburb was this
12:00 <xm> which*
12:00 <latexKult1969> so i sat there stunned for like 2 mins
12:00 <latexKult1969> oh between watergardens and albion
12:00 <[Maverick]> stirrr fryyyyy 
13:00 <latexKult1969> then i walked up to where he sat
13:00 <latexKult1969> looke dhim in the eye and went
13:00 <Dugnuts> i enjoyed driving through the eastern suburbs too
13:00 <Digerati> rofl
13:00 <latexKult1969> "really homie?"
13:00 <Dugnuts> some pretty places along there
13:00 <latexKult1969> he had 2 other dudes
13:00 <latexKult1969> i showed em i wans't afraid
13:00 <latexKult1969> and basiclaly told him do i look like a nazi?
13:00 <latexKult1969> and told him how much i lve krsi and james brown
13:00 <xm> lol
14:00 <latexKult1969> and how much he was a disguting fucken pig and wa slucky i didn't spread his face all over the train
14:00 <latexKult1969> the entire train shat bricks
14:00 <latexKult1969> a bunch of chicks got up and moved down the end
14:00 <latexKult1969> lol
14:00 <latexKult1969> i must have looked like bruce willis
14:00 <latexKult1969> looked ta his mates
14:00 <xm> someone probably recorded it on the mobile then
14:00 <latexKult1969> shook their hands
14:00 <aam> Green tomoz
14:00 <aam> Madness
14:00 <aam> I gots this ol dude that goes over to Nimbin to get it
15:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10968541_692696630842534_5536916239666767156_n.jpg?oh=a2daa47873e5d754dd5b9548fd15b2bf&oe=555D1469&__gda__=1431942837_cd68e7ffec01fa08fe67117fa6581c80
15:00 <latexKult1969> told them to make sure their lil buddy chilled the fuck out and learnt some shit and walked off
15:00 <latexKult1969> i am pretty upset 
15:00 <latexKult1969> but meh
15:00 <latexKult1969> currently smashing some run dmc and drinking a brew cooling off
15:00 <latexKult1969> silly bugger
15:00 <aam> He's like 70 or somethin
15:00 <aam> Lol
16:00 <latexKult1969> but anyhoo
16:00 <latexKult1969> how was everyone elses day?
16:00 <aam> I get it half price with him,10 bux a g
17:00 <latexKult1969> yeah east some nice houses for sure
17:00 <latexKult1969> out watergardesn is pretty fly now
17:00 <latexKult1969> like the yuppy zone of the west kinda
17:00 <nate> blowies?
17:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNoouLa7uxA
17:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jewel - Foolish Games (Official Video) Views: 6,892,994   Uploaded:  Oct 26, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 57 Seconds 
18:00 <nate> u took you prawns out and stood in th rain
20:00 <faux> Serenity 
20:00 <faux> Wherefore art though serenity 
20:00 <smooworm> how did joel edgerton ever get into hollywood
20:00 <smooworm> or acting
21:00 <Serenity> HELLO
21:00 <faux> HI
21:00 <faux> I need your help
21:00 <Serenity> uh oh
21:00 <faux> Can you cook lamb chops in the oven
21:00 <faux> Without wearing them first 
21:00 <faux> UH
21:00 <faux> searing 
21:00 <faux> lmao
21:00 <Serenity> LOL
21:00 <Maurice> Never wear them
21:00 <Serenity> yeah you can
21:00 <faux> For how long 
21:00 <faux> For fully cooked
21:00 <Serenity> how many
21:00 <faux> 6
21:00 <Maurice> Are they thick
21:00 <smooworm> his face is so plain it looks like somebody needs to draw each expression onto his face
22:00 <Serenity> less than an hour
22:00 <amsy> LMAO
22:00 <faux> They expire today I'm gonna cook them all tonight so I can eat them tomorrow 
22:00 <Serenity> 40 mins Maurice?
22:00 <faux> WHAT
22:00 <Digerati> get a frying pan
22:00 <amsy> WITHOUT WEARING
22:00 <faux> that's too long
22:00 <Maurice> Yeah about that, flick once or twice
22:00 <Maurice> Just keep an eye on them
22:00 <amsy> slap on sum lamb chops
22:00 <Digerati> add oil in the frying pan
22:00 <Digerati> and when oil starts to boil in pan
22:00 <faux> I don't wanna fry pan rn I CBF standing over a stove I'm sick 
22:00 <Digerati> put the chops on
22:00 <Maurice> Or you could listen to old man senile over there
22:00 <Digerati> 5 mins each side
23:00 <Serenity> if put em in the oven for about 40 mins.. well for me 30 cause
23:00 <Serenity> cover em in foil
23:00 <Nikky`> I would say probably 30 mins would be pleny
23:00 <Digerati> Maurice , good enough to feed 2 generations of children
23:00 <faux> Its how I suuallt cook them but I CBF being in the kitchen I just wanna leave em in the oven and sleep
23:00 <faux> til I smell burning.
23:00 <Maurice> Depends how thick and how done you like them
23:00 <Maurice> If I liked lamb i'd want it dead, no hint of pink
23:00 <Digerati> his fucking got lamb chops ffs
23:00 <Digerati> best way is grilled or fried
23:00 <aam> Immah see if Mah neighbour will blow meh out, brb
24:00 <faux> They're about over a cm thick 
24:00 <Digerati> most chefs, fry or grill
24:00 <faux> And I like them very well done
24:00 <faux> STFU
24:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/1GvxJJx.jpg
25:00 <Serenity> 30 mins for normal people Nikky` faux wants em well done haha
25:00 <ShadowLurker> i like em thick and done hard
25:00 <faux> ITS HOW I HSUALLY MAKE THEM BJT I CBF NOW GO AWAY
25:00 <Digerati> FOREQUARTER CHP[S
25:00 <ShadowLurker> wait what are we doing
25:00 <faux> so yes
25:00 <Digerati> that is what you got
25:00 <faux> Do I wrap them individually in foil 
25:00 <faux> Help
25:00 <amsy> i miss australian meat
25:00 <Serenity> ilike lamb red
25:00 <Serenity> mmmm
25:00 <Digerati> forequarter chops
25:00 <amsy> particularly lamb
25:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt wrap them indiv
25:00 <Serenity> just a layer over the top
25:00 <Serenity> cause im lazy
25:00 <faux> ok
26:00 <faux> I'm gonna do it. If it tastes like ass I'm blaming you all
26:00 <Digerati> yeah, do them till they become burnt
26:00 <faux> Please ban this cunt please.
26:00 <Nikky`> Don't blame me tho
26:00 <aam> Soup
26:00 <Serenity> salt them first
26:00 <faux> I'll give u lamb
26:00 <Serenity> mmm
26:00 <faux> Yeah salt n oregano n sesame seeds
26:00 <faux> Me fave
26:00 <aam> Bummer his light is orrff
27:00 <Serenity> yarm
27:00 <smooworm> oh I thought you meant BLOW YOU
28:00 <faux> Btw they been in the fridge for 5 days
28:00 <faux> Lol
28:00 <faux> .
28:00 <faux> But the expiry is today 
28:00 <faux> if I die I'm blaming u all
28:00 <Serenity> woah thats some kind of record for you to eat food after that long
28:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
28:00 <faux> I KNOW lol
28:00 <aam> Poppy seed soup/tea
28:00 <faux> Usually I throw shit after 5 mins cos I'm paranoid as fucj
28:00 <faux> But 5 days is OK right 
28:00 <faux> Bow I'm scared.
28:00 <Serenity> usually youre like
28:00 <simba> <smooworm> how did joel edgerton ever get into hollywood - jewish blood
29:00 <Serenity> EXCUSE ME SERENITY MY FOOD HAS BEEN OUT FOR 5 MINS WILL I DIE?
29:00 <faux> LMAO
29:00 <faux> you are my go to food person 
29:00 <Serenity> hahaha
29:00 <faux> Have you ever had food poisoning 
29:00 <faux> It is the reason I am so paranoid 
29:00 <Serenity> only when i was a teenager from a dirty chicken roll from a deli
29:00 <Serenity> nothing ive cooked
29:00 <faux> I got it from milk 
29:00 <smooworm> :(
29:00 <smooworm> To Kill A Jewing Bird
29:00 <simba> the bear jew
29:00 <smooworm> Isla Fischer
29:00 <smooworm> I don't know why she's there
30:00 <faux> That tasted fine
30:00 <faux> But was expired 
30:00 <Serenity> i remmeber when that happend lol
30:00 <faux> And I didn't realise til after 
30:00 <faux> It didn't hit me til 12 hours larer
30:00 <faux> The world started spinning 
30:00 <faux> Was baaaad
30:00 <amsy> i got it from kfc
30:00 <faux> When I finall y spewed it felt so much better
30:00 <amsy> never in my life have i felt so sick
30:00 <Serenity> yeah it takes around 8-12 hours for food poisioning to start
30:00 <smooworm> she's shit imo
30:00 <smooworm> the two faces of jew
30:00 <[Maverick]> she is awesome
30:00 <simba> jew blood
31:00 <amsy> i havent had kfc since lol
31:00 <Serenity> people who eat something then an hour later are like OMG IM SICK
31:00 <faux> Was disgusting 
31:00 <Serenity> all in their heads
31:00 <faux> omg did u read
31:00 <faux> About the berries
31:00 <faux> So fucked up
31:00 <Maurice> I've only ever had food poisoning when I was pregnant
31:00 <Maurice> Like I wasnt already fucked up enough
31:00 <smooworm> I like Rose Byrne more
31:00 <smooworm> she can really act
31:00 <smooworm> if Isla isnt all ditsy in The Great Gatsby, I'll have something else to say
32:00 <Serenity> yeah =/
32:00 <latexKult1969> ouch
32:00 <latexKult1969> really?
32:00 <latexKult1969> man thats heavy
32:00 <Maurice> Sos your mum
32:00 <amsy> hahahaha
32:00 <latexKult1969> yeah legit
32:00 <Dugnuts> poor Maurice
33:00 <amsy> oooooo
33:00 <latexKult1969> gotta take her in a tow truck everyplace
33:00 <faux> Pooping rn
33:00 <latexKult1969> its humilating
33:00 <latexKult1969> she broke the trailer
33:00 <faux> Oo its a big one 
33:00 <latexKult1969> thankfully the towtruck is on gas
33:00 <amsy> lol bb
33:00 <faux> pllp
34:00 <Serenity> ok i have to go cut up some tatoes
34:00 <milk> did anyone get any valentines?
34:00 <Maurice> I have to go cook bacon
34:00 <faux> mmm
34:00 <Maurice> Kids requested breakfast for dinner
34:00 <Maurice> Fine by me
34:00 <faux> Sif give them cigs
34:00 <ShadowLurker> bacon is an always food
34:00 <amsy> brinner is great
34:00 <picard> Giddy up
34:00 <picard> B1
35:00 <Maurice> Hashbrowns, bacon, scrambled eggs
35:00 <Nikky`> All good except scrambled eggs
35:00 <Dugnuts> scrambled eggs is the best
35:00 <Nikky`> Only type of egg I can't really get into
35:00 <Maurice> Yeah I don't do scrambled
36:00 <Dugnuts> yum yum
36:00 <amsy> poached is the best form of egg
36:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
36:00 <Dugnuts> nah
36:00 <Maurice> I don't like poached either :/
36:00 <latexKult1969> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K03hFhiW9E
36:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ICE-T - POWER (FULL ALBUM) 1988 Views: 63,704   Uploaded: Published on Mar 29, 2014 Duration: 47 Minutes 59 Seconds 
36:00 <Dugnuts> poached is good
36:00 <Maurice> Fried or hard boiled
36:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
36:00 <Dugnuts> but scrambled is num num num
36:00 <latexKult1969> scrambled is the shiz
36:00 <Nikky`> I'm good with poached, fried or hard boiled
36:00 <latexKult1969> some buttery shrooms
36:00 <ShadowLurker> youre hard boiled
36:00 <Zade> how are you Nikky`?
36:00 <Nikky`> scrambled is egg overload for me
36:00 <Nikky`> I'm great and you?
36:00 <amsy> i hard boil a bunch of eggs and just snack on them randomly during the week
36:00 <picard> Mmmmmmmm well
36:00 <picard> U cunts are fun
37:00 <latexKult1969> yeah hard boileds are rad for a snacl
37:00 <amsy> sprinkle some salt on and omnomnom
37:00 <latexKult1969> i dig on egg and lettuce sangers also
37:00 <Zade> yeah ok ta
37:00 <amsy> yum
37:00 <latexKult1969> i like the cut of your gip amsy
37:00 <Nikky`> with bacon
37:00 <latexKult1969> hell yeah bacon
37:00 <latexKult1969> or some fried kransky
38:00 <latexKult1969> fuck it
38:00 <latexKult1969> both
38:00 <Nikky`> Nah
38:00 <Nikky`> Bacon only
38:00 <latexKult1969> a lil spinach
38:00 <Nikky`> Why ruin a good sammicg
38:00 <Nikky`> sammich with some healthy shite
38:00 <Lish> still being obsessed with b1
38:00 <Lish> weirdo
38:00 <BrandonThatch> B1 seems like a good bloke to me
39:00 <latexKult1969> oh nah i mena liek a plate
39:00 <latexKult1969> but yeah sammich
39:00 <latexKult1969> baocn and egg only for real
39:00 <latexKult1969> agreed
39:00 <latexKult1969> <-- sammich master
39:00 <latexKult1969> shaggy taught me everything i know
39:00 <Nikky`> I don't have many.. don't eat a lot of bread
39:00 <Nikky`> It sadly makes me feel ill :o(
39:00 <latexKult1969> yah fair call
39:00 <simba> r u b1?
39:00 <Exo> who is this one named b 1
39:00 <BrandonThatch> Are you suggesting B1 is the only person who thinks B1 is a good bloke?
40:00 <latexKult1969> often i will go pita pockets too
40:00 <amsy> i love bread 
40:00 <Nikky`> They are good..I sometimes put chicken in them and cheese and put them in my sammich press
40:00 <Lish> im over b1
40:00 <simba> yes BrandonThatch, impressive u got that so quick
41:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I missed y'all so much!
41:00 <aam> Bbl
41:00 <simba> altho i doubt he even thinks that of himself, he knows what he is
41:00 <faux> Does he
41:00 <simba> he musyt
41:00 <BrandonThatch> He's okay
41:00 <simba> how do u go 50 years without picking something up
41:00 <faux> .
41:00 <faux> you be b1
41:00 <simba> ub1 kenobi
41:00 <faux> Heehauh
42:00 <BrandonThatch> He seems to be a hot topic at the very least
42:00 <faux> I want berries but I'm scared to ever eat them again in case I get hep a
42:00 <simba> so was 911
42:00 <BrandonThatch> Nannas
42:00 <picard> Buy fresh ones faux
42:00 <faux> I usually do
42:00 <Doodle> wear a condom when you eat them
42:00 <simba> yeah stop looking for the old ones lol
42:00 <faux> I never buy frozen 
42:00 <faux> But I'm still worried 
42:00 <faux> ;
42:00 <faux> !
43:00 <amsy> who r u...
43:00 <doctor> A god
43:00 <doctor> Hello amsy 
43:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Your saviour 
43:00 <amsy> hello doctor
43:00 <Lish> i have frozen berries
43:00 <Lish> ima die
43:00 <Lish> woo
43:00 <picard> Something has to kill um
43:00 <faux> does hep a have a cure
43:00 <aam> Bbs
43:00 <Doodle> me at the servo: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10155233986200112
43:00 <faux> :/
43:00 <Lish> i had some vaccinations the other day
43:00 <Lish> i think one was hep 1
43:00 <Lish> a
44:00 <bee_girl> http://blog.ted.com/2015/02/13/5-ted-talks-that-are-racier-than-fifty-shades-of-grey/
44:00 <Nikky`> Hey Bonny
44:00 <Lish> i cant remember though, it was one of the heps
44:00 <smooworm> sigh
44:00 <smooworm> send me some good movies
44:00 <smooworm> sm1
44:00 <simba> u just get injected with whatever
44:00 <picard> B kills u
44:00 <faux> what about A
44:00 <picard> Fuck ha liver i think
44:00 <Lish> yeah i just get jabbed with whatever they said i need
44:00 <faux> fuck ha liver 
44:00 <Lish> to go to south america
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <smooworm> look it up online and you dont need to speculate!
45:00 <Bonny> hey
45:00 <simba> wouldnt you stay the fuck away from any country you have to get an injection before visiting
45:00 <faux> Um
45:00 <Doodle> where is the fun in that
45:00 <faux> Is that a serious q
45:00 <smooworm> well you want to make sure you have stuff done before going anyhere really
45:00 <simba> yes
45:00 <Lish> simba nope 
45:00 <smooworm> I mean measles is coming back big in the US
45:00 <Lish> its just a needle
45:00 <faux> Don't you need needles before you visit most places.. Lol
45:00 <Lish> why would i not go somewhere because i need a needle
45:00 <simba> not anywhere ive been
45:00 <faux> My friend just had needles before Europe 
45:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck overseas
46:00 <latexKult1969> oh man that film blew chunks
46:00 <latexKult1969> i wnet with a few gals from this bdsm forum i am in
46:00 <TRippAbeggZ> what film?
46:00 <latexKult1969> it was fun
46:00 <TRippAbeggZ> oh that film
46:00 <latexKult1969> but the film sucked ass
46:00 <latexKult1969> yeah man
46:00 <latexKult1969> basiclaly sex and the city with rope
46:00 <Doodle> wneh i went overseas my mate had all this shots, i drank my medication money
46:00 <simba> i bin to europe 3 times no needles
46:00 <Doodle> he got sick i didnt
46:00 <Doodle> win
46:00 <faux> Well yoire lucky 
46:00 <smooworm> wot Doodle did u do in europe?
46:00 <smooworm> ;D
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <couleurs> i've had noodles in europe
46:00 <Lish> i had to get yellow fever
46:00 <simba> maybe the key is not injecting urself with w/e they say
46:00 <Lish> because we are going to colombia 
46:00 <faux> Sdidkedjndslsjsnd
46:00 <Lish> but the others are optional, just advised 
47:00 <latexKult1969> lol
47:00 <TRippAbeggZ> ahhgod
47:00 <latexKult1969> lame as
47:00 <latexKult1969> we had a good time heckling and stirring shit though
47:00 <TRippAbeggZ> would it be easy to take advantage of girls whilst the movie is playing?
47:00 <smooworm> every time I've been in the sea and raped a sea mammal, I've never caught a disease
47:00 <[Maverick]> eleectricccc avenueeeeee
47:00 <simba> rape me, my friend
47:00 <ZapbuzZ> hi cunts
47:00 <faux> we wanna rock down to electric avenuee
47:00 <faux> let me take you higher
47:00 <faux> Or something 
47:00 <Doodle> mm higher
47:00 <Doodle> brb
47:00 <faux> gross
48:00 <latexKult1969> hmm
48:00 <latexKult1969> depends on the girl your with i suppose
48:00 <latexKult1969> but for sure
48:00 <latexKult1969> liek if they we're down with it etc
48:00 <TRippAbeggZ> could it be possible that you could sniff their chair afterwards and smell funk?
48:00 <doctor> possibly but doesn't sound appealing
48:00 <latexKult1969> maybe if you did it to like the old vanilla womens chairs
48:00 <latexKult1969> haha
48:00 <Lish> my eye is itchy
48:00 <Lish> how annoying
48:00 <smooworm> man neve campbell
48:00 <smooworm> mm
48:00 <smooworm> MMMM
48:00 <ZapbuzZ> simba i dont think anyone can rape you
48:00 <Lish> neve campbell
48:00 <smooworm> ew
48:00 <smooworm> ur gay
48:00 <Lish> welcome to the 90s
48:00 <smooworm> 4 simba!
49:00 <TRippAbeggZ> dayuuuum homie
49:00 <latexKult1969> why you would wnat to is a differnet story 
49:00 <smooworm> gaymo
49:00 <simba> why not i have holes to enter
49:00 <simba> im just as rapable as you
49:00 <ZapbuzZ> because you'd like it
49:00 <ZapbuzZ> :D
49:00 <simba> you cant like rape can you
49:00 <ZapbuzZ> of course i'm joking
49:00 <simba> OHHHHHHHHHHH
50:00 <TRippAbeggZ> well... 
50:00 <TRippAbeggZ> you do have a valid point
50:00 <TRippAbeggZ> just thought I'd throw some ideas out there
50:00 <smooworm> no
50:00 <smooworm> rape is not a joke ok
50:00 <Doodle> unless its clown raqpe
50:00 <smooworm> unless ur raping a comedien :P
50:00 <simba> dont rape about joke
50:00 <Doodle> -q
50:00 <faux> The 90s ruled 
50:00 <smooworm> dont fuck clowns
50:00 <faux> Poopin rn
50:00 <Doodle> anymore?
50:00 <smooworm> duck round bums
50:00 <Lish> eating too many bananas
50:00 <simba> what about happy rape
50:00 <Lish> lollie bananas
50:00 <simba> where at least the rapist is smiling
50:00 <simba> and offering you water
50:00 <ZapbuzZ> rape roleplay is different again
50:00 <smooworm> what about happy apes?
50:00 <smooworm> !
51:00 <simba> new nintendo 3ds rape
51:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol mario rapes princess peach i bet
51:00 <smooworm> was thunkin bout gettin a 3ds
51:00 <smooworm> not 2ds
51:00 <smooworm> new ones look shiiit
51:00 <simba> get a 1ds
51:00 <smooworm> i had the first one
51:00 <couleurs> get 2 2dses
51:00 <smooworm> i was so bloowwn away!
51:00 <smooworm> then things just have to get better!
51:00 <smooworm> :(
54:00 <ZapbuzZ> i miss cartridge systems no cd's to scratch
55:00 <milk> I don't work in the emergency department, but "I slipped" is a common one
55:00 <ZapbuzZ> theres a stor m brewing anyone else experencing it
55:00 <ZapbuzZ> finally god said: let there be air con ... and the wind blew
56:00 <TRippAbeggZ> hahaha
56:00 <simba> god owns
56:00 <simba> made everything in 7 days
56:00 <ZapbuzZ> yeah
56:00 <simba> before light there was nothing
56:00 <simba> he had to make light in the dark
56:00 <simba> what a sick cunt
56:00 <doctor> and then the oceans dried up and everyone died
57:00 <Doodle> fauxypoos
57:00 <simba> he couldnt even see what he was doing
57:00 <ZapbuzZ> wonder how long god was in the dark
58:00 <faux> Hey love
59:00 <amsy> me bb and roodle
59:00 <[Maverick]> sup poofaces
59:00 <Doodle> hai amsypoos
59:00 <aam> Soup
59:00 <aam> Again
59:00 <simba> what was he doing before he went mental with the creation
59:00 <simba> just sitting in the dark
59:00 <Dugnuts> sup fuglies
00:00 <TRippAbeggZ> hey, wanna know what my word(s) of the week is?
00:00 <Doodle> please
00:00 <Doodle> tell us in great detail
00:00 <TRippAbeggZ> chicken dick
01:00 <Doodle> chickens dont have dicks
01:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I'd never thought about a chicken doodle before
01:00 <TRippAbeggZ> until the other day...
01:00 <faux> bb x
01:00 <TRippAbeggZ> well doodle
01:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Google says different 
01:00 <Doodle> faux were you able to open your front door today
02:00 <Doodle> from all the valentines cards and gifts piled up against it
02:00 <faux> what
02:00 <faux> lol pls
02:00 <faux> bb FP made me feel sicker lmao
02:00 <Doodle> chickens have a cloaca like heaps of birds, why am i explaining this
02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Gluk'☺ZA - Schweine.mp3 (7.99MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:43)
02:00 <aam> Did u evah spend me on a 50 cent coin faux?
02:00 <faux> .
03:00 <milk> meh
03:00 <milk> l8r
03:00 <amsy> lol with his chicken legs?
04:00 <faux> Everything.
04:00 <amsy> lol
04:00 <faux> the whole look at me + crotch
04:00 <faux> Gtfo
04:00 <aam> And then think of it "oh I know who that is"
05:00 <amsy> lmaoooooo
05:00 <amsy> also he went with the grey ones anyway
05:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Google quote: "Chickens still have penises, but barely—they’re tiny nubs that are no good for penetrating anything."
05:00 <amsy> fuck hes annoying
05:00 <faux> bad.
05:00 <faux> Just scroll through today.. Abd everyday ... And everything he says is about him
06:00 <faux> doesn't ask how anyone is
06:00 <faux> Lmao
06:00 <faux> Fuck off
06:00 <Doodle> SARAH IT MEANS I MASTURBATE TO IT FREQUENTLY
06:00 <Doodle> (just explaining something off fb)
06:00 <TRippAbeggZ> chicken dick
06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ranetki Girls - O Tebe.mp3 (5.93MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:28)
07:00 <amsy> u wot
07:00 <Doodle> i told her the photo of her and paulie she put up is on the back of my toilet door
07:00 <faux> That's not v nice
07:00 <[Maverick]> HAHA 
08:00 <Doodle> its the best compliment i can give
08:00 <[Maverick]> but he has a peice of paper over sezz's face 
08:00 <Doodle> rofl
08:00 <amsy> hahaha
08:00 <faux> lol 
08:00 <Doodle> how do you know these things
08:00 <Serenity> LOL rob
08:00 <Serenity> sorry
08:00 <[Maverick]> I know you love Paulie's sex pest eyes 
08:00 <faux> Rooster
08:00 <faux> Cat cam
08:00 <Doodle> yeah rooster needs to learn loose lips sink ships
08:00 <Dugnuts> everyone have a good weekend?
08:00 <smooworm> Doodle
08:00 <smooworm> I'ma watch HEAT
08:00 <smooworm> it's scwary
09:00 <faux> And swallow ships
09:00 <faux> Depending on which lips
09:00 <faux> Heueheuheuehauehua
09:00 <Doodle> loool
09:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/378746_2436396022896_1813803287_n.jpg?oh=5205d519be1443bb37e60c04c4712d82&oe=558F62C3&__gda__=1435755428_745f529d72b2f61aa47a93c54f344f67
09:00 <Doodle> 4 sezz
09:00 <faux> LOL
09:00 <Doodle> OK
09:00 <smooworm> hold mi :(
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <smooworm> lel
09:00 <smooworm> naw i had scream 2 on but pfff
09:00 <simba> im thinking of watching natural born killers tonight ive never seen it
09:00 <smooworm> i want action
09:00 <smooworm> its great
09:00 <smooworm> u should watch that back to back with his other film U-TURN
09:00 <smooworm> that is twisted as
10:00 <Doodle> kekekekkeke
10:00 <Serenity> .LOL
10:00 <Serenity> omg
10:00 <Doodle> kick me if you want to test shit
10:00 <Doodle> i'm into it
10:00 <amsy> lol
10:00 <Serenity> that its the best photo taht came from that video
10:00 <Doodle> haha
10:00 <Doodle> he is a natural
10:00 <simba> also got 7 psychopaths 2 watch
10:00 <aam> My gecko is chirpin away
10:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
10:00 <aam> I have a gecko in my room
10:00 <aam> He takes care of the bugs
11:00 <Serenity> oozes sexy elfness
11:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
11:00 <Doodle> indeed
11:00 <Doodle> its the tongue action that gets me over the line
11:00 <[Maverick]> vagisil is a raging cockmaster 
11:00 <Doodle> he is, mr state the obvious
11:00 <ZapbuzZ> idun pi55 it off it'll take care of yer pinkies
11:00 <smooworm> seven psychocats
11:00 <smooworm> lolz
11:00 <simba> do u call him the bug slayer
11:00 <smooworm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCpo-Pi2p2o
11:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Seven PsychoCats Trailer (2012) - Christopher Walken, Sam Rockwell Movie HD Views: 48,237   Uploaded: Published on Oct 9, 2012 Duration: 1 Minutes 35 Seconds 
11:00 <smooworm> simba ^
11:00 <smooworm> rofl
11:00 <smooworm> its the trailer
11:00 <smooworm> BUT WITH CATS!
12:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/384555_2436409623236_919597772_n.jpg?oh=7b1080680a6f17c0d72aa418ae8292c8&oe=554C1DD8
12:00 <Doodle> our choreography was a bit off
12:00 <Doodle> but the spirit was there
12:00 <smooworm> done by the guy that made the film, its on the bluray lolz
12:00 <ZapbuzZ> geko the bug slayer that has a ring to it move over buffy
12:00 <smooworm> cat people!
12:00 <simba> sam rockwell is cool
12:00 <simba> gecko the bug slayer
12:00 <aam> I'm near the qld border here
13:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I feel like such a chicken dick when I press the wrong button 
13:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Marakesh - Zhdat'.mp3 (7.86MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:34)
13:00 <smooworm> just stfu and watch seven psychocats
13:00 <smooworm> lel
13:00 <smooworm> cats r kool essay
13:00 <aam> Well not quite, but very close
14:00 <Doodle> umbrella would be in order
15:00 <couleurs> ella ella ella eh eh eh
16:00 <Doodle> ^_^
17:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Dyshi - Vzglyani Na Nebo.mp3 (7.24MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:54)
22:00 <couleurs> did u guys c 50 shads of gray yet
22:00 <couleurs> reviews pls
23:00 <Taco> worst porn eva
26:00 <ZapbuzZ> i hate loosing my ebooks i was trawling xdcc's n shit all night last night looking for em
26:00 <ZapbuzZ> fricken encypted file system useless without key
27:00 <couleurs> i hate it when my book run out of battery
27:00 <ZapbuzZ> now since xp its a luxury
27:00 <ZapbuzZ> yeah when i was a kid i hated the torch battery
28:00 <ZapbuzZ> least yer book is rechargeable damn torch had to wait till shopping day to get new 
28:00 <ZapbuzZ> now i have a ebook reader i miss the torch
29:00 <smooworm> simba
29:00 <smooworm> did u like seven psychocats lelz!
29:00 <smooworm> bwahahaha cats as people
29:00 <milk> hey
29:00 <smooworm> Harvey?
30:00 <milk> wut?
36:00 <couleurs> yes
38:00 <amelia> yummmmm ricepaper rolls
38:00 <couleurs> pics
39:00 <amelia> tv
39:00 <smooworm> amelia if ur bf wrapped one around his cock
39:00 <smooworm> wait nah..
39:00 <amelia> wrapped rice paper around his cock?
39:00 <smooworm> yer
39:00 <smooworm> that's a nice hard roll
39:00 <amelia> but then the only filling is dick
39:00 <smooworm> and dickcream..
39:00 <smooworm> surely you like that?
40:00 <amelia> it's prob not the item I'd order on the menu tbh
40:00 <couleurs> me 2
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <Doodle> bit of wasabi
40:00 <couleurs> what's up b
41:00 <smooworm> sif
41:00 <smooworm> I order it everytime!
41:00 <amelia> issit expensive
41:00 <smooworm> first thing I do is blow the chef so I get a good meal
41:00 <smooworm> :P
42:00 <smooworm> man I forgot how slow HEAT is
42:00 <couleurs> =p
47:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSnGfq-hmqg
47:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Austnet many years ago, iCER's court case Views: 1,288   Uploaded:  Jun 18, 2011 Duration: 1 Minutes 33 Seconds 
50:00 <Doodle> a) their emails, and their websites
51:00 <Taco> I wonder where Bill Giannakis is today
51:00 <Serenity> fucking his hot model gf no doubt
52:00 <Taco> Is that sarcasm or?
52:00 <Serenity> no lol
52:00 <Serenity> his gf is a fucking babe
52:00 <Taco> Well good for him
53:00 <Taco> Wow I dropped someones real name after posting a video it was mentioned in. BlackDevil doesn't like me. I'm surprised I'm not zlined.
53:00 <Doodle> ClarltPopper
55:00 <simba> Taco i cant tell if youre imitating skirmish or  not
55:00 <Doodle> there's enough leather in that jacket to make a lounge suite
56:00 <Taco> simba, http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq4nwcvxDl1qa1lumo1_500.jpg
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <simba> danielle, happy jo...again
56:00 <Taco> I bet u wanna be in her psychopathic family
56:00 <simba> thats probably pretty close to what cherri pie looks like
57:00 <Taco> be honest though
57:00 <Taco> when I act like skirmish I'm still cooler, m i rite?
57:00 <simba> No
57:00 <Taco> well f u !!!
58:00 <Liinda> It's only inapproprite if i dislike it
59:00 <Doodle> re0www
59:00 <Liinda> *inappropriate
59:00 <Liinda> lol hai
59:00 <Doodle> hai2u
59:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
59:00 <Liinda> just watched ferris bueller
59:00 <Doodle> nice
59:00 <Doodle> good flick
59:00 <Liinda> love it
00:00 <Doodle> except the death of the ferrari
00:00 <Liinda> yeah, tear jerker moment
00:00 <Liinda> heys Dugnuts
00:00 <Doodle> brb rescuing idiot cat
00:00 <Dugnuts> hi
00:00 <couleurs> kill it
01:00 <Liinda> hi couleurs
01:00 <Dugnuts> cant wait for the new ferris bueler
01:00 <couleurs> ferris bueller rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:00 <Dugnuts> bueller
01:00 <Taco> i h8 idiet kats and der irc flood bots
01:00 <couleurs> hii Liinda 
01:00 <Dugnuts> should be awesome
01:00 <Liinda> NEW FERRIS ??????????? WHAT??????? WHENNNNNNNNNNNN
01:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
01:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Insane Clown Posse -  Miracles Views: 15,224,199   Uploaded:  Apr 6, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 23 Seconds 
02:00 <Liinda> brb
02:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno when exactly
02:00 <Dugnuts> but its coming
02:00 <Taco> icp jk
02:00 <Taco> <3
02:00 <smooworm> linas
02:00 <couleurs> hope not
02:00 <smooworm> :)
03:00 <simba> insane clown cum
03:00 <smooworm> jump around
03:00 <Taco> arent there people here who legit like icp?
03:00 <smooworm> jump up
03:00 <smooworm> and get pounded!
03:00 <simba> this is like immortal technique for the lowest common denominator
03:00 <Taco> not me, i think they're shit
03:00 <smooworm> in de-butt xD
03:00 <Taco> I laugh at people who like them but
03:00 <smooworm> ino a guy i think youd like simba
03:00 <smooworm> lolz
03:00 <simba> the sun the moon and mars woah deep space
03:00 <smooworm> loves sport and music
03:00 <simba> pyramids whoa deep
04:00 <Doodle> crisis averted
04:00 <simba> i love sport and music hook me up
04:00 <simba> maybe ill have gay sex with him
04:00 <Doodle> nice
04:00 <simba> maybe ill do gay shit with him on camera
04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Booty Luv - Boogie 2Nite (Seamus Haji Big Love Remix).mp3 (15.53MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 16:57)
04:00 <Liinda> hai panadols
05:00 <Dugnuts> oh nm
05:00 <Dugnuts> turns out it was just a superbowl commercial
05:00 <Dugnuts> dammit
05:00 <Dugnuts> i thought it was gonna be a thing
05:00 <Doodle> http://www.dupontregistry.com/autos/listing/1993/porsche/911/988460
05:00 <Doodle> hngg
05:00 <Doodle> :/
06:00 <Taco> i tried fed a fish 2 a pelican at frisco bay, he ate my cell phone and ran away <-- ????
06:00 <Serenity> wtf is that taco
06:00 <Taco> ICP song
06:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <Liinda> insane clammy pussies
07:00 <Doodle> best kind
07:00 <couleurs> :)
07:00 <ShadowLurker> Doodle loves em crazy
07:00 <Doodle> ;)
07:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAHSb5WwADU
07:00 <Doodle> i like a bit of danger
07:00 <Liinda> clammy ones? REALLY?
07:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Soul Coughing - Unmarked Helicopters Views: 123,113   Uploaded:  Jul 26, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 23 Seconds 
07:00 <Serenity> clammy puss
07:00 <Doodle> ok maybe not clammy
08:00 <Doodle> cummy?
08:00 <Liinda> yew
08:00 <Liinda> better
08:00 <Taco> this song is also really gay
08:00 <Taco> thought you guys should listen 2 it
08:00 <Doodle> enthusiastically
09:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ3BX2tMj1Y
09:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mongolian Throat Singing Views: 326,985   Uploaded:  May 6, 2008 Duration: 1 Minutes 37 Seconds 
09:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
09:00 <ZapbuzZ> headrush trying that throatsinging
09:00 <ZapbuzZ> i dsont call it singing
09:00 <Taco> oh the innuit do throat singing 2
10:00 <Taco> apparently its best done with -40C temps
10:00 <Doodle> i bet it helps breathing when you give head
10:00 <Taco> reverberations etc.
10:00 <ZapbuzZ> haha
10:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
10:00 <Taco> also apparently it doesn't sound good if recorded, only sounds good live
10:00 <Doodle> also who cares
10:00 <Taco> also, ur a dick
10:00 <Doodle> <-
10:00 <Dugnuts> ur a dick
10:00 <Taco> we b dicks etc.
11:00 <Liinda> also, clams
11:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja5qOR-eyFo
11:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: South Park - J.Lo (Cartman's left hand)-Taco Flavored Kisses Views: 1,686,748   Uploaded:  Nov 26, 2007 Duration: 2 Minutes 23 Seconds 
11:00 <Doodle> clams to you too buddy
11:00 <Taco> ur shit and ur links r shit
12:00 <Doodle> i'm heartbroken
12:00 <Doodle> :(
12:00 <Taco> </3
12:00 <simba> I Cum Potatoes
12:00 <Taco> i cum in pies !!!
12:00 <simba> wait is your taco flavored kisses thing from south park
12:00 <Doodle> god
13:00 <simba> i stick my middle finger in the air right at u
13:00 <Taco> simba, no, i invented it cuz im original etc.
13:00 <Doodle> i have a sneaking suspicion this channel has gotten shitter
13:00 <Doodle> can we have all the morons back
13:00 <Taco> heres one
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks :D
13:00 <Taco> ask and u shall receive
13:00 <simba> can we have less people from balarat saying stuff lol
13:00 <Doodle> no
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle :D
14:00 <Taco> http://i.imgur.com/B5i0p2b.jpg
14:00 <nate> if doodle is unhappy, u gotta fix it
14:00 <Doodle> hai2u kate
14:00 <Liinda> Taco, $1million, thanks
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <Doodle> not a lot
14:00 <Taco> Liinda, ok, where do I post your $1 million worth of expired KFC coupons?
14:00 <Doodle> unwinding
14:00 <Doodle> my dick
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my *blushes*
14:00 <Maurice> Been wrapped around his waist all day
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <Liinda> :( i hate kfc
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> the wristwatch! talented!
15:00 <Doodle> kfc is garbage
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> can i see the time, please?
15:00 <ZapbuzZ> dude u cheated u photocopied those coupons
15:00 <Serenity> dont be fucking rude to doodle simba
15:00 <simba> finger my asshole
16:00 <Taco> Doodle, hey take that back! My garbage is better than KFC!
16:00 <Doodle> probably is
16:00 <Liinda> nandos
16:00 <Liinda> mmm
16:00 <Doodle> in ur butt
16:00 <ZapbuzZ> i remember nandos tv commercials i thought they were brothel women hehehe
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> reow
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> finger licking good *vomits*
16:00 <simba> brothel women
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <Doodle> wut
17:00 <ZapbuzZ> damn nandos cooking women for commercials
17:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnPh3GGykaI
17:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tumivut - Inuit Throat Singing - The Competition Song Views: 443,894   Uploaded:  Jun 22, 2010 Duration: 1 Minutes 25 Seconds 
17:00 <Taco> "this is the competition song"
17:00 <Taco> hahahahaha
19:00 <Taco> ok actually it wasnt funny nevermind
21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Roxette - The Look.mp3 (3.59MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:55)
21:00 <ZapbuzZ> i'm not watching the behind the scenes aftermath footage of Taco's pr0n debut
21:00 <ZapbuzZ> thoat singing thanx to u Taco
22:00 <ZapbuzZ> choking for air rotfl
23:00 <Liinda> i knw some good thraot exercises
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Doodle> trust you
23:00 <Liinda> first you cup the...
23:00 <Cath^> o.o
23:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
23:00 <Doodle> go on
24:00 <Liinda> sorry i always get gag refelxes when i think about it
24:00 <Maurice> Then insert it, into the mouth
24:00 <Doodle> ohai Cath^
24:00 <Doodle> lol 
24:00 <ShadowLurker> if you're coughing then you're doing it wrong
24:00 <Maurice> Take it slow, don't rush it and before you know it
24:00 <Liinda> hehe
24:00 <Cath^> hi Doodle
24:00 <Doodle> welcome to the filth hour
24:00 <Doodle> day
24:00 <Doodle> week
24:00 <ShadowLurker> im here
24:00 <Maurice> SPLASH
24:00 <ShadowLurker> its bound to be filthy
25:00 <Doodle> once upon a time there was this filthy bitch called snow white, and she was shagging these 7 dwarves
25:00 <Doodle> i know its rank innit
25:00 <Liinda> how small were their pee pees?
25:00 <Doodle> unsure
25:00 <Doodle> small
26:00 <ShadowLurker> like most midgets its probably about 18inches
26:00 <Doodle> thats the whole story btw
26:00 <Doodle> the end
26:00 <Doodle> http://static3.bigstockphoto.com/thumbs/9/8/1/small2/189373.jpg
26:00 <Doodle> me irl
26:00 <Liinda> i'd use one as a door stopper
27:00 <Maurice> Lol Doodle
27:00 <Liinda> i knew you were a model Doodle
27:00 <Doodle> :F
27:00 <Liinda> for Anne Geddes for Midgets
27:00 <Doodle> haha
27:00 <smooworm> linas :P
27:00 <Liinda> ;)
27:00 <Doodle> i'll find the pumpkin one
27:00 <smooworm> hope ur good
27:00 <smooworm> :P
27:00 <Liinda> Im well thx panadols, hows u?
28:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol panadols
28:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Cliff Richard - Wired For Sound.mp3 (3.32MB 128kbps Stereo 3:37)
28:00 <Doodle> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LXDdhk-QPU8/RygbuN_SJ3I/AAAAAAAAABc/9PF00bb2P54/s320/Pumpkin10.jpg
28:00 <ZapbuzZ> !seen Hitler
28:00 <Loof> lol @ smooworm: http://au.ign.com/wikis/xbox-one/PS4_vs._Xbox_One_Native_Resolutions_and_Framerates
28:00 <smooworm> these fucks that request you on fb
28:00 <smooworm> and dont even say thanx
28:00 <smooworm> :P
29:00 <smooworm> im good linas
29:00 <Liinda> i dont add randoms on fb
29:00 <Doodle> just skype
29:00 <smooworm> conundrem is that how you spel it lol with a girl
29:00 <Doodle> cumnundrum
30:00 <slinky_J> back
30:00 <dematerialised> front
30:00 <Taco> yay
30:00 <dematerialised> side to side
30:00 <slinky_J> some ppl have started new accounts of course
30:00 <slinky_J> tacie
30:00 <slinky_J> :P
30:00 <Liinda> i dont use skype
30:00 <slinky_J> same
30:00 <Liinda> since msn died in the ass, i refuse to use it
30:00 <slinky_J> have it but y use it
30:00 <slinky_J> haha no shit
30:00 <slinky_J> msn was sick
30:00 <Doodle> oh so when you asked me to add you on skype it was just a clever ruse?
31:00 <slinky_J> I keep trying to reset my Live pw
31:00 <Maurice> I remember back in the day, waking up after a bender and having 20,000 new people added to icq
31:00 <slinky_J> so i cant do shit
31:00 <Doodle> icq!
31:00 <slinky_J> thaniks msn and live
31:00 <Doodle> uhoh
31:00 <slinky_J> i do the live one it doesnt even work
31:00 <Doodle> etc
31:00 <milk> it's just cam girls now anyway
31:00 <slinky_J> Doodle hold mi :(
31:00 <partay> Maurice only 20K?
31:00 <Taco> yea its a shame msn died
31:00 <Maurice> On a slow day
31:00 <slinky_J> Doodle when are you gonna meet ooomp?
32:00 <Taco> ive been here trying to reconnect 4 eva, whens it coming back?
32:00 <Doodle> probably never
32:00 <partay> you must have got your bewbs out
32:00 <slinky_J> srs she is aiight lookin
32:00 <slinky_J> n into u
32:00 <Doodle> she wont show me her pic
32:00 <slinky_J> sshe on heat bro
32:00 <slinky_J> I seen one
32:00 <Maurice> I've seen her pic
32:00 <slinky_J> got it on old latop
33:00 <Liinda> i reckon everyon ehas been on here long enough to have to show their faces.
33:00 <Doodle> i'll just get stabbed anyway
33:00 <Doodle> everyone has seen my face
33:00 <Maurice> And mine
33:00 <Taco> josh, how can you be into somebody you've spoken 2 only on irc?
33:00 <Maurice> And other bits
33:00 <dematerialised> if i showed my face i'd be chased up for unpaid child support
33:00 <slinky_J> someone gettin me offline?
33:00 <slinky_J> lols
33:00 <Maurice> I even saw dematerialised nipples on cam
33:00 <Loof> gtfo stinky_J
33:00 <slinky_J> i dunno Taco
33:00 <Serenity> heyyy Liinda is back!
33:00 <slinky_J> Loof!
33:00 <Doodle> back off sarah
33:00 <slinky_J> u got far cry 4 yet?
33:00 <Doodle> you steal all my irc girls
33:00 <Loof> lol
33:00 <Serenity> you bak off m8
33:00 <Liinda> been back for agesssssss =)
33:00 <Serenity> ill fkn fite u
33:00 <Liinda> hai Serenity
33:00 <Cath^> lol
34:00 <Maurice> I bags front room tickets
34:00 <Serenity> i was gone for a while haha
34:00 <Maurice> Room
34:00 <Serenity> how are you Liinda
34:00 <Doodle> i'm a lover not a fighter
34:00 <Doodle> re00wwwwwwwwww
34:00 <Maurice> Far out, row*
34:00 <Liinda> im good thats Serenity =) u?
34:00 <Doodle> actually i'm neither
34:00 <Liinda> pepe le peuuuwwww
34:00 <Cath^> lol @ my irc girls
34:00 <Serenity> im not too bad
34:00 <slinky_J> cig
34:00 <Serenity> he gets annoyed i usually see their boobs before he does Cath^
34:00 <Doodle> :(
35:00 <Doodle> its a real problem
35:00 <Cath^> lol
35:00 <Maurice> It's ok Doodle, if I ever decide to flash my gash, I'll make sure you're first
35:00 <Doodle> wooooooooooooooooooo
35:00 <Doodle> have you decided yet
35:00 <Serenity> how rude
35:00 <slinky_J> Loof pm :P
35:00 <milk> what is the point of jerking off to cam girls?
35:00 <partay> make that pristine gash
35:00 <Cath^> well don't look at me
35:00 <Doodle> have you decided now Maurice
35:00 <Maurice> Still making pros and cons
36:00 <milk> I mean, you either jerk to porn, of which there is much on the Internet, or you pay a prostitute
36:00 <Doodle> what about now
36:00 <Doodle> i jerk off to the bus schedule
37:00 <Maurice> But it's usually in the hand of some old lady
37:00 <Doodle> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
37:00 <Cath^> poor Doodle :/
37:00 <Doodle> they dont complain once their teeth are out
37:00 <partay> milk or you get a gf
37:00 <Doodle> a what
37:00 <Taco> milk, have u tried not being an ugly loser? that works pretty well 2
37:00 <milk> what are you sayin'?
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Robert Palmer - Addicted To Love.mp3 (3.99MB 128kbps Stereo 4:21)
38:00 <Liinda> i havent watched porn in ages
38:00 <partay> lol
38:00 <Doodle> me either....
38:00 <Taco> im saying whats the point 2 jerking?
38:00 <partay> Liinda snap out of it 
38:00 <Liinda> its been a couple of weeks easily
38:00 <Taco> get someone else 2 do it
38:00 <Taco> it shouldn't cost either
38:00 <Loof> same, at least an hour
38:00 <Liinda> LOOFNESS
38:00 <Loof> sup Liindanesssss
39:00 <Loof> glad you got rid of pigpond :P
39:00 <couleurs> :p
39:00 <Liinda> i didnt
39:00 <Loof> oh your ip doesn't say it
39:00 <Loof> your ident
39:00 <Liinda> oh?
39:00 <Liinda> oh true
40:00 <Loof> it's getting past my /ignore *!*.bigpond etc
40:00 <Loof> :D
40:00 <Liinda> dont know what happened there
40:00 <Loof> how you been?
40:00 <matrix> It's a bigpond ip range
40:00 <matrix> It just didn't reaolve
41:00 <milk> Loof you hackin'?
41:00 <matrix> Resolve.   Doesn't mean isp was chaged
41:00 <Liinda> been good loofness
41:00 <Liinda> you?
41:00 <Loof> coool!
41:00 <Liinda> why the yhell am i watching some kind of star trek on tv
41:00 <Loof> yeah not bad
42:00 <matrix> Because you're bored???
42:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters.mp3 (3.69MB 128kbps Stereo 4:01)
42:00 <Loof> http://youtu.be/tRjDa-1oHZM
42:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hirie (Live) - 2014 California Roots - Full Show Views: 40,556   Uploaded: Published on Jul 15, 2014 Duration: 30 Minutes 16 Seconds 
43:00 <Liinda> id rather stab my feet with a fork
43:00 <Liinda> the remote is closer tho, so ill just change the chennel
43:00 <Liinda> *channel
43:00 <milk> I might walk into David Jones and try to buy a single silver spoon
43:00 <Loof> or you could murder your tv
43:00 <Liinda> how to get away with murder
43:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <Liinda> my legs feel restless cos of the heat
44:00 <Liinda> :(
44:00 <Doodle> you need to spreadeagle
44:00 <matrix> :(
44:00 <Doodle> you'll be right
44:00 <Loof> lol
45:00 <Liinda> i tried
45:00 <Doodle> doinitwrong
45:00 <Doodle> it only works if you take pics and send them to me
46:00 <Liinda> with or without nutella
46:00 <Doodle> both
46:00 <Liinda> nom
46:00 <Doodle> i'm feeling fickle
46:00 <Loof> please dont talk about food
46:00 <Loof> i'm starving :P
46:00 <DoC> o.O
46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me.mp3 (3.48MB 128kbps Stereo 3:47)
46:00 <Doodle> eat a dick
47:00 <Loof> and for the main meal?
47:00 <Doodle> another dick
47:00 <Loof> sounds appetising
47:00 <Doodle> thanyou drive through
47:00 <Doodle> k
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <Liinda> then for dessert, cumpie
48:00 <Doodle> filth
48:00 <Loof> too far Liinda
48:00 <Loof> :P
48:00 <Liinda> never!
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <Doodle> whos got tomorrow off
48:00 <Doodle> me
48:00 <Doodle> wooo
49:00 <Loof> i'll get off tomorrow
49:00 <Loof> does that count?
49:00 <Doodle> perhaps
49:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <Cath^> not me
49:00 <Doodle> i'll be sure to spend every moment on here
49:00 <Taco> Hey guiz, wanna know why kiwis fuck sheep?
49:00 <Doodle> updating everyone
49:00 <Taco> Cause they're running around naked asking for it
50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Cartoon - Sheep.mp3 (8MB 128kbps Stereo 8:44)
51:00 <Doodle> cant stop yawning
51:00 <Doodle> look like [Maverick] in the footy team dressing room after the game
51:00 <Doodle> :O
52:00 <Taco> if it makes u feel any better, I'll always think u look like a Doodle 
52:00 <Doodle> kekeke
52:00 <Doodle> :O~~
53:00 <[Maverick]> :P
53:00 <Serenity> me spudsareboiling
53:00 <Liinda> hmm sleepy time for me!
53:00 <Doodle> bai Liinda o/
53:00 <Liinda> goodnight pooheads <3
53:00 <nate> bye honey cakes
53:00 <Loof> night Liindaness
53:00 <Doodle> rude
53:00 <Liinda> bai Doodle x
53:00 <Serenity> bai Liinda
53:00 <Liinda> night loofne
53:00 <Liinda> night loofness*
54:00 <Liinda> bai Serenity x
54:00 <Liinda> nighty nights all xo
54:00 <Doodle> nighty night world, god bless me
55:00 <DoC> night DoC
56:00 <DoC> errrr
56:00 <DoC> Doodle*
56:00 <Doodle> i'm not going i was just being a smartass
56:00 <Doodle> ^_^
57:00 <couleurs> yeh Bye Liinda
58:00 <milk> how you doin'?
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