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00:00:00 <[Maverick]> haha I loved it
00:00:00 <[Maverick]> best compliment apart from Serenity's "Shame I have no tonsils but I would of liked them to be smashed by that meaty throat mallet"
00:00:00 <[Maverick]> haha
00:01:00 <psYbR> jeez well i dont want to be banned
00:01:00 <psYbR> better get the camera out
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahah!
00:02:00 <[Maverick]> Mate, they aren't members of a sewing circle.. they don't want to see no thimble
00:03:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTi6LG8aeK8
00:03:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Transport Tycoon Deluxe - Soundtrack (Adlib) Views: 40,371 Uploaded: Oct 9, 2011 Duration: 80 Minutes 10 Seconds
00:03:00 <Taco> I might listen to this on repeat for the next 12 hours
00:03:00 <Taco> Not even psychotic
00:04:00 <[Maverick]> chicks are fucking wackos..
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> got addicted yet?
00:05:00 <Loof> sorta
00:05:00 <Loof> level 5
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking thing grows on you like cancer
00:05:00 <[Maverick]> noticed this chick had said "any single guys etc" on fbook
00:05:00 <Loof> found war room
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same
00:05:00 <[Maverick]> two days later she is single
00:05:00 <[Maverick]> it's like wtf
00:05:00 <[Maverick]> pre emptive strike
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I've opened up about 3 sections though
00:06:00 <Loof> got my ass kicked by those tall skinny things
00:06:00 <Loof> that just appear near you and smash you
00:06:00 <Loof> in the hinterlands
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> have you leveled your party and shit?
00:06:00 <Loof> nope lol
00:06:00 <Loof> gotta do that
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> well, duh
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> auto level those three
00:06:00 <Loof> cool
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> but when you get Iron Bull ... don't
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I have but that's the recommendation
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> got a horse yet?
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's so easy to do it wasn't funny
00:07:00 <Loof> supposed to have gotten a mount with the game
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> go to Haven ... outside the gates remember the Blacksmith's location?
00:08:00 <Loof> yeah
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> next to him should be your stables
00:08:00 <Loof> cool
00:08:00 <Loof> horse would be very handy
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you need to get the horse first ... fucked if I know
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, that's a hinterlands mission to get it
00:09:00 <Loof> have you got to the city up the top of the hinterlands?
00:09:00 <Loof> there's a cuntass gate in the way
00:09:00 <Loof> it's locked
00:09:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be fucked yet
00:09:00 <Loof> cool
00:09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh and Varric can't open it?
00:09:00 <Bastardly_One> sucked in then
00:10:00 <Loof> lol
00:10:00 <Loof> i should have tried him
00:10:00 <Bastardly_One> got an inquisition perk?
00:10:00 <Loof> he the dwarf rogue?
00:10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the one
00:11:00 <Loof> yeah got some inquisition perks
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> not power
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> perks
00:11:00 <Loof> learned what power points do but fucked if i know what perks do
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> perks give you shit like
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I got 15 extra inventory slots on the first one
00:12:00 <Loof> nice
00:12:00 <Loof> still on 8 potions?
00:12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well ya need them or you're like back to Haven to sell shit every half hour
00:12:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
00:12:00 <Loof> fucken need more potions
00:12:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually saw a dragon fly by
00:13:00 <Loof> we're probably ages away from being able to take one down
00:13:00 <Bastardly_One> on the coast mission ... then cbf'ed starting that area
00:13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah like HOURS/days away
00:13:00 <Loof> yeah
00:13:00 <Bastardly_One> you've no idea how long I've been nagged to get this by 3 other people
00:14:00 <Loof> i'm playing it as much as gta now
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's like being on the outside of a circle jerk looking in
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont get the fuss yet
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> soooooooooooooooooooooooooo much to do though
00:15:00 <Loof> shit do EVERYWHERE
00:15:00 <Loof> seems to be one huge game
00:16:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
00:16:00 <Loof> did you notice that free weekend of multiplayer games
00:16:00 <Loof> think i'll try a few games
00:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I went ALL the way to Val Royeaux to go home again
00:16:00 <Loof> lol
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid quests
00:17:00 <Loof> the graphics have grown on me
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll like this city though
00:17:00 <Loof> i like the saturation now
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I was about to say when you get used to that (reminds me of another game on the PS3 by another company)
00:18:00 <Loof> so colourful
00:18:00 <Bastardly_One> then you'll like Val Royeaux
00:18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah just wait
00:18:00 <Bastardly_One> the bit down south you can open up to rescue those soldiers is bleak
00:18:00 <Loof> i gotta get more powerful somehow
00:18:00 <Bastardly_One> the saturation is annoying then
00:18:00 <Loof> think i chose shit spells
00:18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, I bet you've done shit in character like leveling and inventory and shit
00:19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you're a mage
00:19:00 <Bastardly_One> GAY
00:19:00 <Loof> yeah
00:19:00 <Loof> lol
00:19:00 <Bastardly_One> go follow a guide online then
00:19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a human warrior
00:19:00 <Loof> cool
00:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
00:19:00 <Loof> human mage
00:19:00 <Bastardly_One> a fucking tank m8 ...
00:19:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet he is a gaylord elf
00:19:00 <Bastardly_One> the companion one is a complete fag
00:20:00 <Loof> yep
00:20:00 <Loof> lol
00:20:00 <amsy> mage is my fav
00:20:00 <Bastardly_One> should of went female and made mage babies with him
00:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I've accidently started to woo Cassandra
00:20:00 <Loof> i'd do her
00:20:00 <Bastardly_One> she annoys me
00:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd do the spy master
00:21:00 <Bastardly_One> Cassandra reminds me of the cranky bitches that need a good hard fuck
00:21:00 <Bastardly_One> to take life less seriously
00:21:00 <Loof> love them bitches
00:21:00 <Bastardly_One> Varrick comes up with some amusing shit
00:22:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
00:22:00 <Bastardly_One> when you get the advisors
00:22:00 <Bastardly_One> send them out on stuff on the war table
00:22:00 <Loof> oh cool
00:22:00 <Loof> handy
00:22:00 <Bastardly_One> makes coins and you don't have to actually be playing the game
00:22:00 <Bastardly_One> it does it in real time
00:22:00 <Loof> wow
00:23:00 <Bastardly_One> and apparently some take like up to 12 hours or more
00:23:00 <Loof> lol
00:23:00 <Loof> i dont like leaving my ps4 going to long
00:23:00 <Loof> especially when it's hot
00:24:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't have to be having the game on I said
00:24:00 <Loof> oh nice
00:24:00 <Bastardly_One> does that stuff in real time
00:24:00 <Loof> cool as
00:24:00 <Bastardly_One> and my PS4 never complains
00:24:00 <Bastardly_One> well that's a lie
00:24:00 <Loof> they seem to be amazing at heat resistance
00:25:00 <Bastardly_One> it whines sometimes but I guess it has shit to load
00:25:00 <Loof> especially considering the amd cpus in them
00:25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, they did everything well except storage and no usb capabilities as of yet ... if ever
00:26:00 <nate> really no usb?
00:26:00 <Bastardly_One> woot!
00:26:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
00:26:00 <nate> xbox got usb?
00:26:00 <Bastardly_One> and another inquisition agent
00:26:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
00:26:00 <Loof> decided to sell farcry 4 and get if for pc instead
00:26:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmm, no idea
00:26:00 <Loof> i just cant do fps on consoles
00:27:00 <Taco> nate, no xbox has usa
00:27:00 <Taco> usa > usb
00:27:00 <Taco> Murica!
00:28:00 <Loof> what is the inquisition?
00:28:00 <Loof> just a mob that shuts down those rifts?
00:28:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmm
00:28:00 <Bastardly_One> in case you've not worked it out
00:28:00 <Bastardly_One> the Divine is dead
00:29:00 <Bastardly_One> there is no order
00:29:00 <Bastardly_One> hence an Inquisition to restore order
00:29:00 <Bastardly_One> and shut the fuck down that shit
00:29:00 <Loof> why are the mages against it?
00:29:00 <Bastardly_One> and seal the breach
00:29:00 <Bastardly_One> why is everyone against it?
00:29:00 <Loof> yeah
00:29:00 <Bastardly_One> speak to Solas in Haven and ask him about what the mages believe in
00:29:00 <Loof> k
00:30:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone's faith has different reasons why sides are against and for
00:34:00 <DemonsRun> I need to try the last mascara mohito. Omg yum.
00:34:00 <British^Meat> do it
00:34:00 <DemonsRun> La* not last.
00:34:00 <British^Meat> and report your results, then i might try it
00:34:00 <DemonsRun> No Dan Murphy's here.
00:35:00 <[Maverick]> First Choice?
00:35:00 <DemonsRun> ?
00:35:00 <British^Meat> we're talking drinks and not make up right?
00:35:00 <DemonsRun> Drinks.
00:35:00 <British^Meat> noice
00:35:00 <[Maverick]> First Choice liquor
00:35:00 <DemonsRun> One of the women from the real housewives of Melbourne started the line.
00:35:00 <DemonsRun> And I really wanna try them.
00:35:00 <[Maverick]> it's Dan Murphs competition
00:35:00 <DemonsRun> They're only available at DM
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zpOMYRi0w
00:36:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Iggy Azalea - Fancy (Explicit) ft. Charli XCX Views: 465,166,300 Uploaded: Published on Mar 4, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 25 Seconds
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> I"M SO FANCY!
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> *dances*
00:37:00 <MrMark> fancy!!!
00:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> happy v/day bitches!
00:37:00 <DemonsRun> I need sleep.
00:38:00 <Loof> vagina day already?
00:39:00 <Taco> Loof, not for you, if you think i lie, ask your wife
00:41:00 <Saemon> yo yo roomstahsssss
00:41:00 <Saemon> sup sup in da house tahnite yaaaaal
00:41:00 <Saemon> yo wats everyone gona do for valentines day tomoro?
00:42:00 <Saemon> im saved up $1000 to spend on like 3 escorts
00:42:00 <Saemon> so im gona fuck 3 chicks at once tomoro lol
00:43:00 <British^Meat> is a mohito the minty one
00:43:00 <British^Meat> ?
00:43:00 <amsy> yes
00:43:00 <amsy> mojito
00:43:00 <realist> Saemon: Wouldn't you rather spend that on one quality woman?
00:43:00 <British^Meat> indeed
00:43:00 <British^Meat> yes they are not bad
00:43:00 <realist> amsy: long time no see.
00:43:00 <British^Meat> refreshing]
00:43:00 <amsy> hello
00:43:00 <SixInchRambo> amsy rox
00:44:00 <realist> SixInchRambo: why's that?
00:44:00 <amsy> lol
00:49:00 <Saemon> realist
00:49:00 <Saemon> how ironic
00:49:00 <Saemon> lets be real here
00:49:00 <Saemon> spending $1000 on a "real" quality woman isnt gona gurantee that im gona get sex with her
00:50:00 <Saemon> sure, take a normal lady i know out on a date, spend money on dinnfer, flowers, gifts etc
00:50:00 <Saemon> and at the end of the night she could just fuck me off and go home, been leading me on all along with no actual intention to ever have sex with me
00:50:00 <SixInchRambo> u just do
00:51:00 <nate> gotta work on that game bra!
00:51:00 <nate> :D
00:51:00 <Bonny> better than being infected with sexual diseases
00:51:00 <Saemon> with hookers, i know im gona get exactly what i want
00:51:00 <Saemon> for the same amount of money
00:51:00 <Saemon> Bonny ever heard of something called a condom?
00:51:00 <Saemon> its the 21st century hun.
00:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> did i just read that correctly
00:51:00 <Bonny> condoms is not guaranteed
00:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> you saved up your DSP to fuck hookers
00:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> GREAT way to waste my fucking tax dollars
00:52:00 <Bonny> lol
00:52:00 <realist> Saemon: I meant, spend it on one escort
00:52:00 <Saemon> so what. how can it be guranteed that a "normal" woman i meet in the "normal ordinary" way would be disease free?
00:52:00 <Saemon> shes not gona show me her health certificate
00:52:00 <Vagisil> oi kattycrap
00:52:00 <Vagisil> checked myself into kuala lumpur
00:52:00 <Vagisil> check this shit out
00:52:00 <Saemon> at least the hookers in brothels have a police check
00:53:00 <Vagisil> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10981507_10152721178895954_4060379028381313733_n.jpg?oh=f3a845384c973739bac220d2447e1208&oe=555670CD
00:53:00 <Vagisil> laughed so hard
00:53:00 <Saemon> every 3 months have to show a clean bill of health to be able to work
00:53:00 <Taco> The Red Cross blood donation have great criteria on where you should put your dick
00:53:00 <Taco> http://www.donateblood.com.au/faq#faq_300
00:53:00 <Saemon> realist: oh
00:53:00 <Saemon> well, why have just one, when i can have three?
00:54:00 <realist> Saemon: quality over quantity
00:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew!
00:54:00 <Saemon> the escort agency im gona use has attractive enough girls though
00:54:00 <Saemon> and at $200 each for 30mins
00:54:00 <Saemon> thatsd a total of $600 for 3
00:54:00 <Saemon> leaving me with $400 left
00:54:00 <Saemon> win/win for me
00:55:00 <[Maverick]> lol...
00:55:00 <nate> hookers would be safer;l
00:55:00 <Saemon> ive already picked out my 3 girls
00:55:00 <realist> I'd only need 6mins, how much is that?
00:55:00 <[Maverick]> I bet he just buys 3 fleshlights and claims he got 3 working girls.
00:55:00 <Saemon> 2 blondes and 1 redhead with freckles
00:55:00 <Saemon> linsay lohan lookalike sorta
00:55:00 <Saemon> i like her
00:55:00 <Vagisil> fart
00:55:00 <British^Meat> It satisfys me that i dont enable Saemon
00:56:00 <realist> Saemon: you only have one penis, what are you going to do with three women in 30mins?
00:56:00 <Saemon> they're all 19 as well
00:56:00 <realist> You must be some kind of animal.
00:56:00 <Taco> realist, two poor girls will have to watch something they'd rather not
00:56:00 <Vagisil> oi taco
00:56:00 <Vagisil> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10981507_10152721178895954_4060379028381313733_n.jpg?oh=f3a845384c973739bac220d2447e1208&oe=555670CD
00:56:00 <Saemon> nah realist ive always just wanted 3 girls to pleasure me orally all at once
00:56:00 <Taco> +pretend to be interested
00:56:00 <Vagisil> 2nd pic bottom row
00:56:00 <[Maverick]> realist: 30 seconds..
00:56:00 <realist> Taco: let's hope they're all really great friends, and can keep each other "entertained" whilst they wait.
00:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:57:00 <Saemon> have one girl blow my penis, one girl licking and sucking on my balls, and one girl rimming me
00:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> your cock isn;t that big
00:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
00:57:00 <Saemon> thats the ultimate dream man
00:57:00 <Saemon> amd im gona live it tomoro
00:57:00 <realist> Saemon: I hope you've waxed and bleached.
00:57:00 <Vagisil> Saemon.. you need to punch higher
00:57:00 <Vagisil> one fucking each foot
00:57:00 <Vagisil> one on ur cock
00:57:00 <Vagisil> one sitting on each hand
00:57:00 <Vagisil> one on ur face
00:57:00 <nate> i have back hair Vagisil help a brother out :D
00:58:00 <realist> I can always rely on this channel for the low brow entertainment.
00:58:00 <Vagisil> i wouldnt worry about the waxing.. its the HPV u gotta look for lol
00:58:00 <Saemon> they charge $50 extra for golden showers
00:58:00 <realist> I notice that amsy and British^Meat have gone quiet...
00:58:00 <Vagisil> lol
00:58:00 <Saemon> so if i want all 3 of them to do that on me
00:58:00 <Taco> Saemon, see thats why I wouldn't even get a BJ from a hooker. Knowing she could've had your dick in her mouth just 30 min prior.
00:58:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
00:58:00 <Saemon> its gona cost me extra $150
00:58:00 <[Maverick]> As Saemon looks through the Hillbilly Hookers pamphlet "I want the one with the hare lip.. the peg leg and one that talks like she has a mouth on the back of her head"
00:59:00 <Taco> Imagine how exhausting it'd be if hookers actually orgasmed for every customer
00:59:00 <nate> where is saemon digimon getting these hookers from?
00:59:00 <Serenity> i dont think hes getting any hookers tbh
00:59:00 <realist> Taco: isn't that a risk with any woman willing to put _your_ penis in their mouth?
00:59:00 <Saemon> Taco i always ask them to rinse their mouth with listerine before we start our sessions
01:00:00 <nate> the prossies would be cleaner than u Saemon lol
01:00:00 <Saemon> and the blow jops are covered blow jobs
01:00:00 <Taco> realist, nope. Most women let Saemon's penis near any cavities
01:00:00 <Vagisil> yeh
01:00:00 <Saemon> its not done without a condom
01:00:00 <[Maverick]> LOL... like they are allowed to kiss you Saemon.
01:00:00 <Taco> err
01:00:00 <Vagisil> i had one at asian playhouse
01:00:00 <Taco> +wouldnt
01:00:00 <Vagisil> blowjob with a condom on
01:00:00 <Vagisil> fuckin lameo
01:00:00 <Saemon> so what
10:15:00 <Skirmish> Happy Valentines Day Nikky`. :)
10:15:00 <Nikky`> Thank you Skirmish.. you too my dear <3
10:15:00 <Skirmish> Did you get anything special?
10:16:00 <Nikky`> A sleep in?
10:16:00 <Nikky`> haha
10:16:00 <Nikky`> you?
10:19:00 <Skirmish> Nah we don't partake in Valentines Day.
10:20:00 <Skirmish> brb
11:00:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/E56521FC-09B2-4451-A42E-0D96E36F1EE2_zps0oyzpjqt.jpg
11:01:00 <Skirmish> Can kind of make out our visitor at work.
11:19:00 <Christopher> song i made day someone left https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDZlrGxiGPg
11:19:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: legend b lost in love alisid remix Uploaded: Published on Jan 14, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 54 Seconds
11:27:00 <Taco> water dragon eh
11:27:00 <Taco> skirmish
11:27:00 <Skirmish> ?
11:28:00 <Taco> <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/E56521FC-09B2-4451-A42E-0D96E36F1EE2_zps0oyzpjqt.jpg
11:28:00 <Christopher> this is what happens if u play games with me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h47aZmgXNM
11:28:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: war drum and bass track Uploaded: Published on Oct 30, 2014 Duration: 2 Minutes 28 Seconds
11:28:00 <Christopher> u wanta start a war
11:28:00 <Christopher> give me shit
11:29:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it's an iphone pic zoomed right in plus it's really bright here at the moment.
11:29:00 <Skirmish> Can barely make the goanna out.
11:29:00 <British^Meat> Thing looks huge
11:29:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it's about 3m long.
11:29:00 <British^Meat> y is in tree?
11:30:00 <Skirmish> Dunno. Probably looking for bird nests to pillage.
11:30:00 <British^Meat> cheeky bugga
11:30:00 <Skirmish> Actually it's probably 2m long. 3 sounds extreme. It's big though.
11:31:00 <Taco> They climb trees regularly
11:32:00 <Taco> They camoflauge by hanging on the trunk
11:33:00 <Skirmish> I went for a walk to get a coffee and when I came back he was strolling past the building my office is in.
11:33:00 <Taco> I like them cause they have heaps of character... if you opened up a can of baked beans for him, and heated it up too, he'd be your best buddy
11:33:00 <Christopher> ergh
11:33:00 <British^Meat> that'd be sorta cool :) but id give it a wide berth
11:34:00 <Taco> I've never known them to attack people
11:34:00 <Skirmish> 5 metres from that tree is a large pond area with ducks and other water birds. He has plenty to gobble up if he wants to.
11:34:00 <Serenity> is that wht we call a race horse goanna?
11:34:00 <Taco> They do have massive claws tho
11:34:00 <British^Meat> we get turtles at our work, thats about it
11:34:00 <Taco> turtle stew is pretty nice btw
11:34:00 <Skirmish> I can't see his tail hanging out of the tree anymore he's probably moved on.
11:35:00 <Taco> the taste has that hint of endangerment, like tuna to a lesser degree, whale
11:35:00 <British^Meat> strap a go pro to him Skirmish
11:35:00 <Skirmish> This is the little one http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/E7FF9E87-C75C-400A-945A-533257356001_zpsufcrtnaj.jpg
11:36:00 <British^Meat> wow cool :)
11:36:00 <British^Meat> where r u again?
11:36:00 <Skirmish> Got that pic before christmas.
11:36:00 <British^Meat> vic?
11:36:00 <Skirmish> About 35mins out of Newcastle.
11:36:00 <Skirmish> NSW.
11:36:00 <British^Meat> ah cool
11:36:00 <Taco> They're all throughout australia
11:36:00 <Taco> They're called water dragons because they're most commonly found right next to water
11:38:00 <Doodle> nah theyre called that cos if you squeeze them you can drink the juice
11:38:00 <Serenity> looool
11:38:00 <Serenity> juice box
11:38:00 <Doodle> ^_^
11:38:00 <British^Meat> hah, gross
11:38:00 <Taco> dragon juice makes real men
11:39:00 <Skirmish> incoming picture of kayla's wedding ring.
11:39:00 <Doodle> -wedding
11:39:00 <Skirmish> Just have to wait for her to send it to me.
11:39:00 <Taco> gay
11:39:00 <Taco> http://imgur.com/LgOxAMC
11:39:00 <Serenity> anyway just googled yes they are similar to our racehorse goanna
11:39:00 <Taco> Thats how water dragons camoflague
11:40:00 <Serenity> we dont get water dragons
11:40:00 <Taco> Yes you do.
11:40:00 <Skirmish> lol Ethan updated his bank book and he's got $452 and he says "Riches gets the bitches" so I ask him how many bitches he can get with his riches and he says "4 and a half".
11:40:00 <Skirmish> Bitches be cheaper now than they used to be.
11:40:00 <British^Meat> damn he's richer than i am atm
11:41:00 <Taco> Serenity, different species but you do get water dragons
11:41:00 <Taco> Theres about 20 species of them, tho
11:41:00 <Doodle> different flavours
11:41:00 <Taco> Prob
11:41:00 <Taco> They taste pretty good roasted in a camp fire
11:41:00 <Skirmish> I was going to rip it out when he hit $500 and put it into a term deposit for him to reduce the temptation to spend it but he is getting better interest in the savings account than he would in a term deposit.
11:43:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/ME/CE49A009-5880-4107-B1C9-73AC4D70B4F9_zpsxyyiabbi.jpg <--- Checkit.
11:44:00 <Serenity> the australia water dragon is specific to eastern auistralia
11:44:00 <Taco> wedding rings are gay
11:44:00 <Serenity> small population in SA that were introduced
11:44:00 <Skirmish> I like how it looks like it has gems ... but doesn't.
11:45:00 <Taco> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goanna#Habitats
11:45:00 <Serenity> there is goanas everywhere im talking about the water dragon
11:46:00 <Taco> water dragon == goanna
11:46:00 <Taco> They're all monitor lizards
11:46:00 <Serenity> no shit. but there are different types. like i said yours is the water
11:46:00 <Serenity> ours is the racehorse
11:46:00 <Taco> o rite
11:46:00 <Taco> they're basically the same thing
11:46:00 <Skirmish> Let's not make this weekend all about arguing about lizards.
11:47:00 <Taco> have you ever patted a monitor lizard?
11:47:00 <Skirmish> It's the day where people are forced by social comformity to express their love.
11:47:00 <Serenity> well here you dont go near racehorses
11:47:00 <Taco> Skirmish, yea totes gay
11:47:00 <Serenity> because they will shred you to pieces
11:47:00 <Taco> Serenity, o rly
11:47:00 <Serenity> yep
11:47:00 <Serenity> they get scared and run up the closest thing they can
11:47:00 <Serenity> and if thats a person
11:47:00 <Serenity> they will do it
11:48:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I stay the fuck away from the ones around here. I've got 9inch high military boots on though and if it did take a run at me I would boot the fuck out of it.
11:48:00 <Skirmish> ... whilst pissing my own pants.
11:48:00 <British^Meat> no point climbing a tree to escape it :)
11:49:00 <Taco> Skirmish, they can stand up on their hind legs
11:49:00 <Taco> Skirmish, u just give it food man
11:49:00 <Skirmish> That's what Serenity is saying British^Meat ... if there's no tree, they will climb you and their claws are huge.
11:49:00 <Taco> They're like dogs
11:49:00 <British^Meat> thankfully we dont get em arounf here
11:49:00 <Taco> Tastey food = new friend
11:50:00 <Skirmish> I only have flavoured tuna and spag bol. I am not sharing with Godzilla. He can stay outside.
11:50:00 <Taco> u meanie
11:50:00 <Taco> they like tuna
11:50:00 <Serenity> i have patted smaller goannas though
11:50:00 <Taco> and spag bol
11:50:00 <Serenity> i assume they feel similar
11:51:00 <ShadowLurker> bog the lizard down the back axle
11:51:00 <Skirmish> Heard on the radio on Tuesday arvo that they had to get a snake catcher to the RAAF base to get a tree python out of a plane.
11:51:00 <Skirmish> SNAKES ON A MOFUGGIN PLANE!
11:51:00 <Serenity> i am sick of these mother fucken snakes
11:51:00 <Serenity> on this mother fucken plane
11:52:00 <Skirmish> I think I have only seen like maybe 4 in real life. I would like to keep it that way.
11:52:00 <Taco> trouser snakes?
11:52:00 <Vagisil> lol
11:52:00 <Serenity> snakes Skirmish?
11:52:00 <Skirmish> Yeah.
11:53:00 <Vagisil> we hit a western death adder on the great central road
11:53:00 <Vagisil> fuckin impressive snake
11:53:00 <Skirmish> One brown snake reared up and had a go at the 4WD I was driving when I worked at the RAAF base 2 years ago.
11:53:00 <Skirmish> Even though I was in the car I was shitting bricks.
11:53:00 <Taco> I like snakes too
11:53:00 <Taco> black snakes are quite cheeky
11:54:00 <Taco> except all my pics of snakes im handling them so no pics
11:54:00 <Vagisil> yeh.. be interesting to know if it was an actual brown snake
11:54:00 <Vagisil> or a king brown/mulga
11:55:00 <Skirmish> I like black snakes because they run away from humans and they eat brown snakes.
11:55:00 <Skirmish> Brown snakes attack 4WD's and don't give a fuck. They scare me.
11:55:00 <Vagisil> lol
11:55:00 <Vagisil> http://www.arod.com.au/arod/pictures/squamata/elapidae/acanthophis/Acanthophis-pyrrhus-thumb.jpg
11:55:00 <Vagisil> thats what we flattened
11:55:00 <Vagisil> epic snake
11:56:00 <Taco> tigers are more aggressive
11:56:00 <Taco> actually I have a pic of one somewhere
11:57:00 <Taco> but I'll upload a different pic instead
11:57:00 <Vagisil> depends what species of tiger snake too
11:58:00 <Vagisil> black tiger snakes r fuckers
11:58:00 <Taco> http://imgur.com/RiqYSgT
11:58:00 <Taco> would you hit that?
11:58:00 <Vagisil> LOL
12:01:00 <Skirmish> She's already been hit.
12:02:00 <Skirmish> ... repeatedly
12:02:00 <Taco> Yea every chick has
12:02:00 <Vagisil> in the balls
12:03:00 <Vagisil> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10205080272156908
12:03:00 <Vagisil> LOL
12:04:00 <Taco> I was going to question your statement
12:04:00 <Taco> Then I realised that chick has more balls than you do
12:04:00 <Vagisil> lol
12:07:00 <Vagisil> i put my root beer in a square cup
12:07:00 <Vagisil> now its just beer
12:08:00 <Taco> meh @ your vid
12:08:00 <Taco> better to shoot them, and eat them
12:08:00 <Vagisil> yuck
12:08:00 <Taco> wild bore does smell like wild bore, but it tastes great
12:25:00 <Vagisil> carsales down?
12:27:00 <Taco> http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/carsales.com.au
12:28:00 <Vagisil> yeh iut just came back up
12:28:00 <Vagisil> it was giving http error or some shit
12:30:00 <Taco> vivek reckons that beehhh is a troll mastermind.... that beehhh & beagle are actually the same person
12:31:00 <Vagisil> lol
12:31:00 <Doodle> troll mastermind is a bit of an oxymoron
12:31:00 <Vagisil> yer haha
12:32:00 <Vagisil> im so happy im an only child now lol
12:38:00 <Skirmish> Why do you have to bend the conversation to involve your sister?
12:38:00 <British^Meat> attention
12:38:00 <Skirmish> He must miss her.
12:39:00 <Vagisil> lol
12:39:00 <Vagisil> sas carrying on from the troll conversation
12:39:00 <Vagisil> was*
12:39:00 <StrykerX> I like to have a beer after a long glass of beer.
12:39:00 <StrykerX> :')
12:40:00 <Vagisil> shes closed her shop now n all
12:40:00 <Skirmish> beehhh and beagle ---> troll mastermind ---> Floss. Yeah I can see how that just naturally occurred Vagisil.
12:41:00 <British^Meat> yay
12:41:00 <British^Meat> that guy is defo listworthy
12:41:00 <Skirmish> Depends what list.
12:41:00 <British^Meat> terrible user list
12:41:00 <Skirmish> "Guy I would push a schooner glass into his face at a pub" list?
12:41:00 <British^Meat> indeed
12:42:00 <Skirmish> Few weeks ago I was feeling like shit and run down for a solid week and couldn't work out why. Started having a berocca in the morning before I come to work and now I'm feeling a million bucks.
12:42:00 <[Maverick]> Who uses a nick that is a medicine to treat thrush... oh wait.. an irritating cunt.. I see the irony.
12:42:00 <Devil45> what about troll list?
12:42:00 <British^Meat> hah
12:42:00 <British^Meat> good point
12:43:00 <amsy> berocca gives you back your b-b-bounce!
12:43:00 <Skirmish> Yis!
12:43:00 <Skirmish> YOU! You got me in trouble amsy.
12:43:00 <amsy> with?
12:43:00 <amsy> oh
12:43:00 <amsy> yes
12:43:00 <Skirmish> Yes ... you know.
12:44:00 <amsy> wasnt lying!
12:44:00 <amsy> it was you and it sucks
12:55:00 <amsy> when i go hiking i just like some hot water with stock cubes in it in a thermos
12:55:00 <amsy> is that strange?
12:56:00 <Skirmish> Kind of since there's no real nutritional value to flavoured stock.
12:57:00 <amsy> i knowwww its just warm and tasty
12:57:00 <amsy> and easy as fuck
12:57:00 <Skirmish> Yeah just like the left over liquid from two minute noodles.
12:58:00 <Skirmish> Did you see Kayla's wedding ring amsy?
12:58:00 <amsy> i didnt
12:58:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/ME/CE49A009-5880-4107-B1C9-73AC4D70B4F9_zpsxyyiabbi.jpg
12:58:00 <Skirmish> She picked it up today.
12:59:00 <amsy> lovely
12:59:00 <amsy> also princess cut is my favourite
12:59:00 <Skirmish> There's no gems in it!
12:59:00 <Skirmish> 1 carat that princess.
13:00:00 <amsy> you did well
13:01:00 <Skirmish> :)
22:14:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1930892_1049194463724_357_n.jpg?oh=a1b817bb9d3f1d024fe898c180a79096&oe=5594C2E7&__gda__=1430902210_f29bf8304b5f85eaa1f7f77eb1618979
22:14:00 <Doodle> great days
22:15:00 <[Maverick]> THE SILVER SLUTT
22:15:00 <Doodle> lol
22:15:00 <Doodle> miss it
22:17:00 <[Maverick]> very naiiiceee
22:18:00 <Nikky`> I don't have a front lawn so - fail
22:18:00 <Doodle> damn
22:19:00 <Nikky`> Much better
22:19:00 <Maurice> Mines a sandpit
22:19:00 <Maurice> So go for it
22:19:00 <doctor> lol
22:19:00 <Serenity> I DEMAND YOU SKID ON NIKKYS LAWN TOO
22:19:00 <Serenity> woah
22:19:00 <doctor> bit hard to keep lawn these days
22:19:00 <Serenity> capcity
22:19:00 <Serenity> too much bloody water
22:19:00 <doctor> most houses around here seem to have just paved the whole front yard or let it die
22:20:00 <Nikky`> lol
22:20:00 <doctor> doesnt help living on sand dunes
22:20:00 <[Maverick]> Nikky`.. happy birthday for the other day
22:21:00 <[Maverick]> I was going to put something obscene on your wall
22:21:00 <doctor> happy 21st Nikky`
22:21:00 <Serenity> our grass is beautiful in winter
22:21:00 <Serenity> dead in summmer
22:21:00 <[Maverick]> but the coppers nabbed me before I could finish
22:21:00 <Serenity> unless my landlords wanna pay for the water they can have dead lawn
22:21:00 <Nikky`> lol thank you Mavie..and glad you didn't
22:21:00 <doctor> true
22:21:00 <Nikky`> cops got you for what?
22:21:00 <Doodle> SEZZ
22:21:00 <Doodle> we're stuck in a sort of knob gag bermuda triangle
22:21:00 <Serenity> hhhaaaahaha
22:22:00 <[Maverick]> I was going to leave about 10 million little darkies on your wall
22:22:00 <Serenity> we're stuck in some knob gag burmuda triagle
22:22:00 <Serenity> LOL fuck
22:22:00 <Doodle> lolol
22:22:00 <TRippAbeggZ> my grass is awesome during summer dead in winter...
22:22:00 <Doodle> ok well the comments for that photo are ruined now
22:22:00 <Doodle> next
22:27:00 <Nikky`> Night guys
22:36:00 <latexKult1969> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nm1BJPe-pg
22:36:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mötley Crüe - Wild Side (Official Music Video) Views: 3,434,042 Uploaded: May 7, 2011 Duration: 4 Minutes 55 Seconds
22:36:00 <latexKult1969> drunk as now
22:36:00 <latexKult1969> lol
22:36:00 <latexKult1969> whats news ircland>????????
22:37:00 <British^Meat> <-- gets
22:37:00 <latexKult1969> g'dsays brot
22:37:00 <latexKult1969> *brit even
22:37:00 <British^Meat> u chat heeps
22:37:00 <latexKult1969> really?
22:37:00 <latexKult1969> first thing i said in ages
22:37:00 <latexKult1969> but anyways
22:38:00 <British^Meat> yes, really
22:38:00 <latexKult1969> and?
22:38:00 <latexKult1969> lol
22:38:00 <latexKult1969> figure dthat wa sthe generla idea man
22:38:00 <latexKult1969> *general
22:39:00 <latexKult1969> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-LKDTWpnDU
22:39:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: TWISTED SISTER - The Kids Are Back Views: 177,104 Uploaded: Jan 2, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 19 Seconds
22:39:00 <latexKult1969> meh i'm cheap
22:39:00 <latexKult1969> cbfed going out
22:40:00 <latexKult1969> so you the chat police?
22:40:00 <latexKult1969> rofl
22:40:00 <latexKult1969> ..........
22:40:00 <latexKult1969> silence
22:41:00 <latexKult1969> usually what assholes have to say when they been confronted
22:41:00 <latexKult1969> spose i will get glined now
22:41:00 <latexKult1969> haha
22:41:00 <latexKult1969> sorry chatting offends you so much bro
22:42:00 <Serenity> 4 chat hard
22:42:00 <simba> u so drunk
22:42:00 <latexKult1969> right on
22:42:00 <latexKult1969> i am
22:42:00 <latexKult1969> yet another cardinal sin done and dusted
22:42:00 <latexKult1969> and hello simba ,serenity
22:42:00 <amsy> power chatting
22:42:00 <simba> i got smashed last night first time in 2+ years
22:42:00 <simba> was messy
22:42:00 <latexKult1969> nice sim
22:42:00 <Serenity> hi
22:42:00 <latexKult1969> good work mate
22:42:00 <latexKult1969> well funny u say this
22:42:00 <Serenity> i just ate way too much mashed potato
22:42:00 <Serenity> living on the edge
22:42:00 <latexKult1969> i started new years after 2 years sober also
22:43:00 <amsy> yum
22:43:00 <latexKult1969> was alone and bored
22:43:00 <latexKult1969> was like fuck it grabbed a bottle of jack form the off liscence and got wrecked for new years
22:43:00 <Serenity> i hardly drink anymore
22:43:00 <simba> my friend has taylor swift burned cd in his car and was bumping it hard
22:44:00 <Serenity> you need to defriend him
22:44:00 <[Maverick]> masheeeeddd potatoooooo
22:44:00 <simba> haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate
22:44:00 <latexKult1969> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-LKDTWpnDU&list=PL5Elc2OLiWk5rm0iPOlmqAXzCIWqGBZiG
22:44:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: TWISTED SISTER - The Kids Are Back Views: 177,104 Uploaded: Jan 2, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 19 Seconds
22:44:00 <latexKult1969> mashed spuds..
22:44:00 <latexKult1969> i like ya style dutch
22:44:00 <latexKult1969> very fucken cool
22:44:00 <latexKult1969> g'day milk
22:45:00 <latexKult1969> yeh man taylor swift.. booo
22:45:00 <latexKult1969> great for porn
22:45:00 <latexKult1969> piss boring tunes
22:45:00 <latexKult1969> g'day chia
22:45:00 <latexKult1969> *chica even
22:45:00 <latexKult1969> or should i say "ola!"
22:46:00 <latexKult1969> i am totally blasting rocking tunes getting bakc my shitty indian housemates for all theri crappy indian music at 3am
22:46:00 <beehhh> rofl
22:46:00 <beehhh> http://www.openminds.tv/tv-shoot-interrupted-ufo-lima/32206
22:47:00 <doctor> can't be passive aggressive with indians
22:47:00 <doctor> they're masters of that craft themselves
22:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
22:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> n' freaks
22:47:00 <doctor> tonic
22:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
22:47:00 <beehhh> this is real i saw it many saw here too
22:47:00 <[Maverick]> oh hi kate
22:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there
22:48:00 <[Maverick]> and how are you doing tonight?
22:48:00 <doctor> nothing up, every thing is pretty grounded
22:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah good and you?
22:48:00 <[Maverick]> awesome as always
22:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonus :D
22:49:00 <beehhh> cant complain had dinner with my ts girl
22:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
22:49:00 <beehhh> should had a sneaker bars two
22:49:00 <doctor> how is ol norel?
22:49:00 <[Maverick]> I bet you snuck her a bar
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
22:50:00 <beehhh> i think shes ok
22:51:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmj9q-EHEmY
22:51:00 <beehhh> watch it [Maverick] this one maybe real
22:51:00 <latexKult1969> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35BRj_MTxWs
22:51:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The ramones - my brain is hanging upside down Views: 587,624 Uploaded: Jan 3, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 56 Seconds
22:51:00 <latexKult1969> passive agressive??
22:51:00 <latexKult1969> nad dude
22:52:00 <beehhh> DemonsRun saw them ask her [Maverick]
22:52:00 <latexKult1969> this is all out stereo wars
22:52:00 <latexKult1969> hahah
22:52:00 <latexKult1969> and hello beehhh.kate
22:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
22:52:00 <latexKult1969> and g'day demons
22:52:00 <[Maverick]> beehhh... no.
22:52:00 <[Maverick]> settle down bud
22:52:00 <latexKult1969> brb off to the lil headbangers room
22:53:00 <beehhh> your not an itelligent being
22:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> is DR here?
22:53:00 <[Maverick]> beehhh: that's your opinion ;)
22:54:00 <beehhh> otherwise you should believe my comments
22:54:00 <beehhh> that they do exist
22:54:00 <Serenity> kaaate
22:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey serenity!
22:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
22:54:00 <Serenity> i madr mashed potato
22:54:00 <Serenity> lol
22:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
22:54:00 <Serenity> full of butter and milk
22:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> fancy pants! YAY!
22:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank fuck!
22:55:00 <Serenity> hows you
22:55:00 <[Maverick]> and soon to be full of ShadowLurker
22:55:00 <[Maverick]> and beehhh, I am smart enough to see something fake.
22:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah good :D went out with some friends for dinner twas noice
22:55:00 <beehhh> oh I have a gun so sup like that huh
22:56:00 <Serenity> ohh nice
22:56:00 <Serenity> i lost one of my kids today so thats a bonus
22:56:00 <Serenity> not really hes at mums
22:56:00 <[Maverick]> haha
22:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was gonna say how'd you do that :P
22:57:00 <[Maverick]> at big w
22:57:00 <[Maverick]> in the heat
22:57:00 <beehhh> mars the rains are here
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was raining earlier
22:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was delicious n' cool
22:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> was loving it!
22:58:00 <beehhh> both of you should take kids t canberra for a greenyoda sighting on the ballon
22:59:00 <beehhh> atleast that way they could visit their own parliament
22:59:00 <Serenity> its so nice n cool here today
22:59:00 <Serenity> i love it
23:00:00 <beehhh> was not so cool for the giants though the niece squirted in public
23:00:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
23:01:00 <Serenity> .
23:01:00 <Dugnuts> im all squeaky clean
23:01:00 <Dugnuts> i love it
23:01:00 <Dugnuts> so is anyone up to anything interesting?
23:02:00 <beehhh> lets talk about unusual sightings
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lets not
23:02:00 <Dugnuts> unusual sightings?
23:02:00 <Dugnuts> of what?
23:03:00 <beehhh> of brazen thiefs on a joyride with 220km p/h going the opposite direction of a freeway, hows that
23:04:00 <Dugnuts> thats pretty cool
23:04:00 <Dugnuts> where?
23:04:00 <beehhh> we dont have fast roads in bangladesh thats for sure
23:05:00 <beehhh> max you get is 70k
23:06:00 <beehhh> at first you guys never believed the global warming, now not believing the UFO myths either
23:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
23:09:00 <beehhh> http://www.greenwich.co.uk/images/parknmmsnow.jpg
23:09:00 <[Maverick]> So katatonic_kate01
23:09:00 <beehhh> my campus from Jan 16
23:09:00 <[Maverick]> what's crackalacken
23:09:00 <[Maverick]> and beehhh.. drop the ufo subject
23:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> what?
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't engaged :/
23:10:00 <beehhh> ok [Maverick] im not interested in them either thank you too
23:10:00 <[Maverick]> I was asking what's the haps
23:10:00 <[Maverick]> nothing about ufos
23:10:00 <[Maverick]> gosh
23:10:00 <Dugnuts> the happity haps
23:11:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11000893_639377569497001_1209084013772614298_n.png?oh=7ccad6b10ec176dc3bff4a2ce2863699&oe=554F46E8&__gda__=1431496578_6543b449a6f25559ee196a08a2533806
23:11:00 <Crip> www.tunein.radioxenu.com <===
23:11:00 <beehhh> i have three more units to go than planning to catch MBA In global business in greenwich uni
23:12:00 <milk> cool
23:12:00 <milk> then you can have business idea
23:13:00 <beehhh> I hope so, need to fly to KL within ten days to get a digital passport cunts are not answering my calls and the .... abdution of MAS or Airasia is large critisized phemomenon like the film thor
23:18:00 <nate> http://imgur.com/o4e6ADG
23:18:00 <nate> wooop
23:21:00 <latexKult1969> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvKDr8AgvK8
23:21:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chuck Berry - Maybellene 1955 Views: 994,728 Uploaded: Published on Jul 5, 2013 Duration: 3 Minutes 42 Seconds
23:34:00 <Serenity> o.o
23:35:00 <latexKult1969> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zgja26eNeY
23:35:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Johnny Cash - San Quentin (Live from Prison) Views: 18,753,539 Uploaded: Mar 4, 2006 Duration: 3 Minutes 7 Seconds
23:35:00 <latexKult1969> i'm far to drunk to talk
23:35:00 <latexKult1969> just gonna say it with song
23:48:00 <Taco> plz dont
23:49:00 <Taco> Take yer trout and go jump in a lake
23:49:00 <Doodle> i will not
23:51:00 <Serenity> god wine is awful
23:51:00 <Doodle> i've seen enough wine tonight to last me a lifetime
23:51:00 <Doodle> or is that whine
23:52:00 <Maurice> Either way, wedge a cork in it
23:52:00 <Doodle> amen sista
23:52:00 <Maurice> PREACHHHH
23:54:00 <Maurice> And in your tea
23:56:00 <Doodle> :o
23:56:00 <Doodle> hot
23:56:00 <faux> O cum all ye faithful
23:56:00 <faux> Joyful n triumphant
23:56:00 <faux> O cum ye o cum ye
23:56:00 <faux> To be e e e e e ethlehem
23:56:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Twisted Sister - Oh Come All Ye Faithful.mp3 (5.34MB 160kbps Stereo 4:40)
23:56:00 <faux> lmao
23:56:00 <Maurice> How'd the lamb turn out
23:56:00 <faux> Like vomit
23:56:00 <amsy> lol
23:56:00 <Maurice> It's lamb, what did you expect
23:57:00 <Serenity> lamb is yum you bitch
23:57:00 <faux> I had to fry it in the pan after which is what I should have fucking sone
23:57:00 <Maurice> Is not
23:57:00 <faux> And then it tasted like bqrf
23:57:00 <faux> No flavour
23:57:00 <Doodle> BQRF
23:57:00 <Doodle> h8 that
23:57:00 <Maurice> Probably coz it's out of date
23:57:00 <faux> Shut up shroomface
23:57:00 <Doodle> lol
23:57:00 <faux> Maurice don't say that
23:57:00 <faux> I won't sleep tonight
23:57:00 <Maurice> I only said it coz of the earlier convo
23:58:00 <faux> Shut up shut u
23:58:00 <faux> P
23:58:00 <faux> Paranoid now lol
23:58:00 <Doodle> just lay back and think of shroom
23:58:00 <faux> Oh I do
23:58:00 <Doodle> loool
23:58:00 <faux> Nah srs I think its cos all the juices ran from it in the tray and it just soaked in it and got rid of the herbz
23:59:00 <faux> So it tasted bland as dicks
23:59:00 <Doodle> D:
23:59:00 <partay> take your word for it
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