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00:00 <Kynetic> but i like boobs
00:00 <Kynetic> like. a lot.
00:00 <bhugor> ass and legs man myself
01:00 <simba> me 2
01:00 <Dugnuts> definitely a better judge
01:00 <Dugnuts> ass and legs can be worked on
01:00 <Dugnuts> a girl either is born with boobies or she isnt
02:00 <simba> boobs are sacred as fuck but asses are portals to a new dimension
02:00 <bhugor> ok now thats enough for me
02:00 <bhugor> im done
02:00 <simba> i didnt mean anal secks btw
02:00 <Dugnuts> why  not?
03:00 <Dugnuts> anal sex is awesome
03:00 <simba> maybe youll have 2 show me big boy
03:00 <bhugor> look it is old irc
03:00 <bhugor> sex talks at 12 am
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
03:00 <Dugnuts> you wanna watch me sex a girl?
03:00 <Dugnuts> thats pretty creepy dude
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think he is questioning your sexuality
04:00 <bhugor> watch porn dugnuts ?
04:00 <simba> i obviously wanted anal sex from you but now im embarassed forget it
04:00 <Dugnuts> sure, but not with someone else in the room touching themselves
04:00 <Dugnuts> ohhhh
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> fleshlight?
04:00 <Dugnuts> are you a cute girl?
04:00 <simba> im a fat blonde
04:00 <Dugnuts> if not, im probably not interested
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <bhugor> blonde
04:00 <bhugor> pfft
05:00 <bhugor> only doing fat brunettes
05:00 <bhugor> this month
05:00 <Dugnuts> i notice you ignored the girl part as well :P
05:00 <Dugnuts> but sorry
05:00 <Dugnuts> unless you are a girl, or can at least fool me into thinking you are one
05:00 <Dugnuts> out of luck im afraid
05:00 <simba> fat blonde girl
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would appear he isn't fussed?
05:00 <bhugor> im fussed
06:00 <bhugor> not brunetter
06:00 <simba> im like lana del ray
06:00 <bhugor> no sexy time
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> that depressed fuck
06:00 <Dugnuts> and you think asses are portals to a new dimension?
06:00 <bhugor> im like elton john
06:00 <simba> no who was that fat singer that every1 went on about for like a month
06:00 <Dugnuts> i sense shenanigans
06:00 <Dugnuts> anywho
06:00 <Dugnuts> meghan trainor?
06:00 <simba> adele
06:00 <simba> im adele
06:00 <bhugor> adele ?
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> is beautiful!
06:00 <Dugnuts> meghan is the fat blonde one
07:00 <bhugor> im like shaquelle oneil
07:00 <bhugor> just shorter
07:00 <bhugor> and whiter
07:00 <bhugor> and hairier
07:00 <Dugnuts> and not very good at bball?
07:00 <bhugor> with less money
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <Dugnuts> but apart from all that stuff
07:00 <bhugor> and cant stand slam dunk
07:00 <Dugnuts> you and shaquille
07:00 <Dugnuts> dead ringers
07:00 <bhugor> yeah
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
07:00 <bhugor> we are like brothers from another mother
07:00 <simba> im like osama bin laden with trimmed pubes
07:00 <Dugnuts> and father
08:00 <bhugor> father who said father ?
08:00 <Dugnuts> me
08:00 <Dugnuts> just now
08:00 <Dugnuts> didnt you see
08:00 <bhugor> id better hid hes not here is he
08:00 <bhugor> the facial pubes or the scrotal pubes ?
09:00 <Dugnuts> ... come on now
09:00 <Dugnuts> have some class
09:00 <Dugnuts> facial ones are whiskers
09:00 <Dugnuts> sheesh
09:00 <benny> i wank her off
09:00 <benny> katatonic_kate01 my dancer
09:00 <Serenity> kaaaaaaate
09:00 <Serenity> i want chocolate cake
10:00 <bhugor> thats it
10:00 <bhugor> sleep calls
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want cake too
10:00 <bhugor> i have cake
10:00 <Dugnuts> hmmm
10:00 <Dugnuts> maybe you should make everyone some cake kate
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps cock would suffice?
10:00 <bhugor> no i dont want cock
10:00 <bhugor> i have my own
10:00 <bhugor> and its annoying enough thanks
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe peeps should make me cake, and i'll help them eat it
10:00 <Serenity> http://www.taste.com.au/images/recipes/agt/2013/07/33941_l.jpg
11:00 <Dugnuts> nah
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <bhugor> can i put a kinder surprise in it ?
11:00 <Dugnuts> definitely you
11:00 <Dugnuts> in your cock?
11:00 <bhugor> no the cake
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> your dick fits into a kinder surprise?
11:00 <bhugor> it will be my cock
11:00 <Dugnuts> wtf have you done to it that you can fit a kinder surprise in it?
11:00 <bhugor> yes
11:00 <bhugor> its sad to say
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, you need to exercise your cock
11:00 <Serenity> wait what
11:00 <Bastardly_One> too much docking
11:00 <Serenity> kinder suprise in your cock?
12:00 <Serenity> wtffffff
12:00 <bhugor> cock my surprise for kinder
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> but if you've got the girth of a kinder surprise that'll do
12:00 <Bastardly_One> docking Serenity
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> and serenity - the cake is…. ok
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the new craze
12:00 <Dugnuts> really?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> minus the cream filling bit
12:00 <Dugnuts> kinder surprises arent very big
12:00 <Serenity> docking isnt new you ancient old fart
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
12:00 <simba> docking and frotting are irc folklore
12:00 <bhugor> i have some cream filling i seriously beed to get rid of
12:00 <Serenity> and docking is putting another cock in there
12:00 <Serenity> not a fucking kinder suprise
13:00 <Dugnuts> isnt that when you put one cock in the foreskin of another cock?
13:00 <bhugor> maybe i painted it too look like a kinder surprise
13:00 <Serenity> yuh
13:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
13:00 <bhugor> its like tongue
13:00 <bhugor> without the tongue
13:00 <simba> its also a great way to save money on parking
13:00 <Dugnuts> ...
13:00 <Dugnuts> right
13:00 <bhugor> its how you apex into dp
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
14:00 <Serenity> http://nsa20.casimages.com/img/2010/12/25/101225081509296588.jpg
14:00 <Serenity> :E
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <Dugnuts> oh come on
14:00 <Dugnuts> really
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> you might wanna tattoo something better on yo' cock bhugor
14:00 <Dugnuts> noooo
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww penis meet!
14:00 <Dugnuts> NOOO
14:00 <Dugnuts> ouch
14:00 <bhugor> was that one saved up in the archive serenity ?
14:00 <Serenity> yeah sure why not
15:00 <bhugor> i can fit a whole paragraph on sideways kate
15:00 <bhugor> or a selfie ?
15:00 <bhugor> cock parking selfie
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> on you cock?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> or foreskin?
15:00 <bhugor> ok two paragraphs then
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't want to know about your foreskin 
15:00 <Serenity> i could fit a haiku on my cock
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:00 <bhugor> i didnt mention my foreskin
16:00 <bhugor> you did
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> well….
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i didn't know if you had one or not
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> however, i don't wanna know if you have one
16:00 <bhugor> hahaha
17:00 <bhugor> im over knowing
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you just
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> information overload
17:00 <bhugor> yeah im overloaded about it
17:00 <Serenity> my cock is masive .. it can be seen from the moon .. babes love to see it
17:00 <bhugor> to much visceral connection
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
18:00 <Serenity> cocku
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> hurts too much 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity can i stroke it?
18:00 <Serenity> you may
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEW!
19:00 <bhugor> sound like its more of a pat needed than a stroke
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> well…. depends on my mood really
19:00 <Serenity> if i had a dick
19:00 <Serenity> oh boy
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd totes have a wank
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> but I think vaginal orgasms would be WAY better
20:00 <Serenity> id wank all day
20:00 <Serenity> our orgasms last longer
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> and we have multiple ones
21:00 <Serenity> and different types
21:00 <Serenity> men get one that lasts for like 6 seconds
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> about that 
21:00 <bhugor> it can last longer if developed properly
21:00 <Bastardly_One> depends how strong 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't want a dick
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> 6 seconds LOL
21:00 <Serenity> i do for like a day
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they timed it at 3.5 as average
21:00 <Serenity> but thats it
21:00 <bhugor> i want a vagina
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> 3.5 second orgasm
21:00 <bhugor> but only to sit on me
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
22:00 <Bastardly_One> a couple of convulsions and all over
22:00 <Serenity> we can have vaginal and clitoral orgasms one after the other
22:00 <Serenity> go us
22:00 <bhugor> yeah its pretty shit
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> no wonder guys wank so often
22:00 <Serenity> loll
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you got it 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> OR BOTH!
22:00 <bhugor> and you whinge about us standing up to pee
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> well put the fuckin' seat down
22:00 <Serenity> yeah both at once is great
22:00 <Kynetic> statistically speaking
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's so handy though 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> AFTER YOU FINISH PISSING!
22:00 <Kynetic> women have to put the toilet seat down
22:00 <Bastardly_One> we can just piss anywhere
22:00 <Kynetic> less than men have to pick it up
22:00 <Bastardly_One> no busting for a piss being a male
22:00 <bhugor> yeah true
23:00 <Kynetic> so you should just suck it up and put the fucking thing down
23:00 <bhugor> you can iss on a womans legs after shes had an orgasm
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> men tend to piss EVERYWHERE
23:00 <Kynetic> if they do
23:00 <Bastardly_One> we do
23:00 <Kynetic> well yeah
23:00 <bhugor> we love doing it too
23:00 <Bastardly_One> territorial pissings
23:00 <Kynetic> thats why we pick the seat up
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can piss on a woman's leg…. WTF
23:00 <bhugor> fucking feel as good as an orgasm
23:00 <Serenity> omg i have a 7 year old boy in my house
23:00 <Kynetic> and why you should put it down
23:00 <Serenity> he covers the place in piss
23:00 <Kynetic> because you should be thankful we picked it up in the first place
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> thankful - lol
24:00 <Kynetic> hey look
24:00 <Kynetic> if you dont mind a pissed on seat
24:00 <bhugor> always whinging we never pick anything up
24:00 <Kynetic> then we'll just leave it down
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah kate being pissed on means we own you 
24:00 <Serenity> he pinches the end off when hes peeing and its like a fucking pee sprinkler
24:00 <Serenity> its horrible
24:00 <bhugor> but we always pick that up
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i never piss on the seat!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <Kynetic> you would if you had a penis
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif anyone will ever 'OWN' me
24:00 <Kynetic> and you didnt put the seat up
24:00 <bhugor> golden showers everywhere
24:00 <Bastardly_One> if we piss on it 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> we own it
24:00 <bhugor> dog rules apply
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd put it back down after i pissed that's for sure
25:00 <simba> dog life
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> woof
25:00 <bhugor> grrrr woof
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ pee sprinkler
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh come on 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> what guy hasn't done the hose thing
25:00 <Bastardly_One> with an epic piss
25:00 <bhugor> tick tick tick pissssssssssss tick tick tick pisssssssssssssss
25:00 <Bastardly_One> we all have
25:00 <TokenDaRing> tinkle tinkle
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo are you ready for PISS
26:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: open wide
26:00 <bhugor> out of the door of a moving bus
26:00 <bhugor> now thats the best piss
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> done it between train carriages
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off token
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but you have to time the wind
26:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
26:00 <bhugor> out a car window
26:00 <bhugor> feel sorry for the car behind though
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> you couldn't wait?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> or pee in a bottle…. 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, it's an hour train journey ... I was busting
27:00 <bhugor> didnt feel like stopping
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh that's right….
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh him
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> didn't FEEL like stopping lol
27:00 <bhugor> just because you can
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I was laughing at that too
27:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason I believe it 
27:00 <bhugor> pee in a bottle
28:00 <bhugor> do you know how fucking hard that is if the bottle hole is too small ?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> only Saemon pees in jars and bottles
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's when you do the hose nosel thing
28:00 <Bastardly_One> line it up and hold on a bit 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> takes forever but better than pissing out the car window
28:00 <bhugor> its kinder surprise size
28:00 <Kynetic> basically. women are just lazy.
28:00 <bhugor> not bottle top hole size
29:00 <Kynetic> if they think putting the seat down is such a big deal
29:00 <bhugor> women could squat out a window
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <Kynetic> try having to pick it up every time you have to piss.
29:00 <Kynetic> but they wouldnt know about that
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i couldn't squat out a window
29:00 <bhugor> my fingers get gross because i have to touch the underside
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd hold, and then wait until i found some grass
29:00 <Kynetic> because they prefer to get annoyed that the seat isnt down when they dont even have to bend over to put it down
29:00 <bhugor> common
29:00 <bhugor> contortion is a great skill to have
29:00 <bhugor> makes you sexier ;)
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh totes!
30:00 <Kynetic> totes jelly.
30:00 <bhugor> liek having no gag reflex
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah….
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like my gag reflex 
33:00 <Serenity> i dont have one :/
33:00 <bhugor> i have one
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
33:00 <bhugor> not that ive used it for anything other than choking on food
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don't like gaging on cock?
34:00 <Serenity> i almost have one if i try to brush my tongue when im brushing my teeth
34:00 <Serenity> but i just feel really sick i dont actually gag
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <Kynetic> this is why me and Serenity get along so well
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i've spewed before when sucking cock LOL
35:00 <Serenity> could never be bulemic rofl
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd, i wouldn't wanna be -
35:00 <Serenity> well no i dont want to be haha
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i could totes gorge on food lol
35:00 <Kynetic> food isnt better the second time around
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, wouldn't know
36:00 <Serenity> i spewed once after eating orange sherbet ice cream from baskin robins
36:00 <bhugor> no but i have spewed going down twice
36:00 <Serenity> it tasted exactly the same
36:00 <bhugor> admittedly i was hung over and hair kinda got caught
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> you've spewed from going down LOL
36:00 <bhugor> yes
36:00 <bhugor> one girl was very not impressed
36:00 <Loof> i spewed when i first saw Pieter's cock
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> from hair and….. a stinky vagina? 
36:00 <bhugor> the other just laughed at me
37:00 <bhugor> hair
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh just hair both times
37:00 <bhugor> nearly threw up because of a stinky vagina but i was sober
37:00 <bhugor> yeah just hair
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
37:00 <bhugor> tickled the throat
37:00 <Bastardly_One> or a pungent one 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> like she is like really over juicy
37:00 <simba> man up m8
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
37:00 <bhugor> oh if it was pungetn i was stuffed in either situation
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I had an ex like that ... she was actually too much for a lot of her exes before me 
38:00 <bhugor> im fine if its pungent
38:00 <bhugor> just not hungover
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> like, she didn't wash?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> must admit if she was horny you could smell her 10 kms away so yeah
38:00 <bhugor> sensory overload for my nose
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH MY GAWD
38:00 <bhugor> i had one like 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's not normal ya know...
38:00 <bhugor> you could be standing next to her
38:00 <bhugor> and know
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nope ... she was like just super juicy in this case kate
39:00 <Kynetic> lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right….
39:00 <Kynetic> super juicy
39:00 <Bastardly_One> was like honey thick pungency
39:00 <Kynetic> sounds like a brand of gum
39:00 <bhugor> the squirter was the most obvious
39:00 <Serenity> i am going to vomit
39:00 <Loof> juicy fruit
39:00 <ShadowLurker> the fuck
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno how else to desscibe it 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the right adjective won't come
39:00 <ShadowLurker> dont
39:00 <Serenity> kate
39:00 <Bastardly_One> over powering sounds wrong too
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> in your experience are vaginas suppose to stink ?
39:00 <Serenity> stink? absolutely not
40:00 <bhugor> i have to say
40:00 <bhugor> some do
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> EXACTLY
40:00 <Serenity> they having a scent but it shouldnt stink
40:00 <bhugor> mainly the ones with a bit of hair
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah in my case I've not hit the right adjective
40:00 <Serenity> or be offensive
40:00 <Bastardly_One> in his case I am sure he has
40:00 <ShadowLurker> if it smells bad garunteed it tastes bad
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> *oh man* shudder
40:00 <Maurice> I think they're talking about the smell of arousal
40:00 <Maurice> Not unwashed smoo
40:00 <bhugor> you could say it smells like very ripe soy sauce
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Serenity> i dunno Maurice..
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not but Maurice does translate B1 rather well
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> still...
41:00 <Serenity> pugnent isnt really used for good smells haha
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> no...
41:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe because she's married to an old man and can understand old man speak
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> but to smell a vag 10k away isn't a good sign dude
41:00 <bhugor> i was talking about hairs in throats
42:00 <Serenity> anyway yes they do have a smell... and aroused it can be quite strong.. but it shouldnt be an offensive smell its supposed to smell good
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's not the right adjective for the smell or the taste in my case
42:00 <Serenity> thats the point of the smell
42:00 <ShadowLurker> lets talk about boobs
42:00 <bhugor> kate started the smell convo
42:00 <Serenity> stop using the word asjective. no one thinks you're clever for using it
42:00 <Serenity> adjective
42:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf else do you call a descriptive word spastic?
42:00 <bhugor> spell the word adjective right
42:00 <bhugor> and will think you are smart ;)
43:00 <Serenity> im not smart
43:00 <bhugor> i said think
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, your'e intelligent!
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> fail kate
43:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt is a bit too cheeky
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <bhugor> and eliphant ?
43:00 <Serenity> spelling something wrong intentionally and pressing the wrong key arent exactly the same things
43:00 <Maurice> So, whats everyones girth like
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly maurice!
43:00 <simba> astounding
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats all we really wanna know
43:00 <benny> nice cock
44:00 <bhugor> it rips things to shreds
44:00 <Serenity> whats ya minge sniff like
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
44:00 <benny> sweet pussy always
44:00 <Maurice> My minge doesn't sniff anything
44:00 <Serenity> lo
44:00 <Serenity> ll
44:00 <bhugor> i left my minge at the door
44:00 <benny> my cock is 8 inch
44:00 <Serenity> my keyboard is fucked
44:00 <benny> cut too
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol at minge sniff 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> benny no one is interested 
44:00 <simba> my condolences on the mutilation
44:00 <bhugor> my cock is in my pants
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I just left the comp for a sec and came back to that line
44:00 <benny> its very nice
44:00 <Maurice> Mines in the shed
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine is in bed
45:00 <bhugor> my cock is meant to be in bed
45:00 <benny> mine is in my hand
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> benny, again no one cares
45:00 <benny> slapped my balls before with my leg or something hurt a lot
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> STUNT COCK
45:00 <benny> but was sort of a relief
46:00 <bhugor> <------------------------------------------>
46:00 <bhugor> that much girth
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe put ya boyfs dildo away benny?
46:00 <Serenity> i dont mean to sound like a queer or anything
46:00 <benny> ill measure girth later for you
46:00 <Serenity> but id kinda like to make love to you tonight
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
46:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahah
46:00 <bhugor> love ?
46:00 <bhugor> man
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
46:00 <bhugor> thats overrated
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'd want love hearts to emerge or something
47:00 <benny> if interested ill post pic
47:00 <bhugor> so i could skewer them with arrows
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> and little cupids flying around
47:00 <bhugor> and rose petals falling from the sky
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a bed with rose petrels and cupcakes
48:00 <bhugor> id folic nude through the tuplis
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> fireworks in the background
48:00 <bhugor> tulips
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a harp player in the background 
49:00 <bhugor> and a large tree with and apple and a lounge bed im being fanned on below
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
49:00 <bhugor> im seriously going to vomit in a minute
50:00 <simba> u rock
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone to peel grapes after sex too!
50:00 <bhugor> yes!
50:00 <bhugor> and put a blanket over to ensure the lust doesnt cool down too soon
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh, someone to peel the cupcake wrapper !
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, sex fan!
50:00 <bhugor> just order them without wrappers
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> where is the fun in that!
51:00 <bhugor> ok
51:00 <bhugor> tear them off with your teeth
51:00 <bhugor> in a primal act
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds too lusty!
51:00 <bhugor> grrrrarh
51:00 <bhugor> gulp
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> again, too lusty
52:00 <bhugor> ok 
52:00 <bhugor> maybe just peel it off like a condom wrapper
52:00 <bhugor> they always set the mood well
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <benny> last time I had condom was good
53:00 <bhugor> ugh
53:00 <bhugor> i have condom you fuck
53:00 <simba> DO U HAVE ANY CONDOUM
53:00 <simba> I MUST GO SHOPPING
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… i'd rather set the mood with a condom than set the mood by saying, oh btw i have a noice lil STI
54:00 <bhugor> i have condom... apple flavour
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> SUPRISE!
54:00 <bhugor> cant catch what you already have !
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> well…. that's debatable 
54:00 <benny> you ever get std kate?
54:00 <bhugor> mass debatable ?
54:00 <benny> i might have one not sure
54:00 <benny> std sti not sure
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> no i have never had an STI or STD 
55:00 <benny> i had sex with alot of girls who had thrush
55:00 <benny> or uti's at time
55:00 <benny> so might be fucked
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you
55:00 <bhugor> well you havent lived kate
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're fucking disgusting 
55:00 <benny> but they told me its fine
55:00 <bhugor> its like a party in your pants
55:00 <bhugor> and your hand is invited to scratch
55:00 <bhugor> !
55:00 <benny> but just go get tested my gf say but i dont think so
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
55:00 <simba> i reckon benny bangs pieter-tier “women”
55:00 <Serenity> pretty sure benny is saemon
55:00 <benny> nah simba
56:00 <benny> i dont go near that
56:00 <simba> no way
56:00 <simba> plivent or some shit
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> why would you want to have sex when you had thrush is beyond me - but sure
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> feel the burn!
56:00 <bhugor> i have to say
56:00 <benny> well i had gf who enjoyed it
56:00 <bhugor> some women do
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd have to say, you're lying
56:00 <bhugor> some dont realise
56:00 <benny> she said was good sensation but she was very creamy around those times
56:00 <bhugor> nah im not
56:00 <Serenity> anyone remember archaios?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think you realise when you have thrush
56:00 <simba> yeah
56:00 <bhugor> i wouldnt know
56:00 <Serenity> he gave a grusome detailed recall of eating out his 140kg ex mrs with thrush
56:00 <Serenity> it was fucked
56:00 <bhugor> but hey im only going on what i was told
57:00 <benny> ohh i dont do stuff like that
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH WHAT
57:00 <simba> wicked
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> no!
57:00 <benny> but a dick can go in
57:00 <Maurice> No wonder he topped himself
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
57:00 <benny> ive tasted it afew times its ok
57:00 <Serenity> LOL fk
57:00 <benny> bit like maggi cheese sauce
57:00 <simba> mm yes quite
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell
57:00 <benny> id prefer it to a period fuck
57:00 <benny> maybe i have vampires
58:00 <benny> or girls who like charmed too much
58:00 <bhugor> i recken he is 15
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> charmed were witches...
58:00 <benny> yeh same thing
58:00 <benny> never paid attention
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure 'witches' don't drink blood
58:00 <benny> well we can go with that vampire movie thing
58:00 <benny> dakota fanning one
59:00 <benny> wolf guy and some junkie looking one
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> no idea 
59:00 <bhugor> ok im tired from my frolicking below the tree kate
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds lame
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
59:00 <benny> its very famous
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> too tired
59:00 <benny> but old now
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> shame!
59:00 <bhugor> never tooo tired
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat a cupcake?
59:00 <bhugor> yeah
59:00 <bhugor> definately required
59:00 <benny> true blood thats it
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> true blood was good for the first few seasons
59:00 <bhugor> i can always feed it to you
00:00 <bhugor> nudity
00:00 <bhugor> was great
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that'd be good
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> the vamp dude were awesome
00:00 <bhugor> but then i got bored after the second episode because it became common place
00:00 <simba> everyone get naked
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it was great
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> vampy porn
00:00 <bhugor> felt like a strip joint vampire show
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <Serenity> <10archaios> Serenity: also, if I sucked in bed? well. she certainly wouldn't have been so damned wet all the time. and it takes a strong stomach to eat out a yeast-infected vagina.
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> eric was the best
01:00 <bhugor> ok
01:00 <simba> what a man
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i shuddered 
01:00 <bhugor> and i thought i felt ill before
01:00 <Serenity> lol kate you were there!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was?
02:00 <Serenity> <13Serenity> GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
02:00 <Serenity> <13Serenity> ARCHAIOS WTF
02:00 <Serenity> <10katatonic_kate> oh ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck, i'm sure i had something cunty to say about that
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
02:00 <bhugor> ok sleep it is
02:00 <bhugor> :P
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> night!
02:00 <Serenity> 10katatonic_kate> OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
02:00 <Serenity> <10katatonic_kate> *dies*
02:00 <bhugor> night
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ me
02:00 <benny> nice
02:00 <benny> archaios cool i like
03:00 <benny> * whysoserious ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
03:00 <benny> * AzzA ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
03:00 <benny> achaios we made member of ASD
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> some peeps have no fucking decourm
03:00 <Serenity> <10katatonic_kate> she was fat <10katatonic_kate> she had thrush <10katatonic_kate> and you ate her out <10katatonic_kate> fucking hell, where is your self respect arch?
03:00 <benny> whats wrong with it
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
03:00 <Serenity> archaios wasnt ASD ever, and he is dead
03:00 <Serenity> stfu
04:00 <benny> he is prob a fake account that trolled you as usua;
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is dead…..
04:00 <benny> dead from what?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> thrush
04:00 <Serenity> he killed himself
04:00 <Serenity> like 2 years ago
04:00 <benny> and how do you know this?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
04:00 <Serenity> because i am friends with his best friend. and there were obits in the paper
05:00 <benny> ok so why did he die?
05:00 <benny> what was the reason
05:00 <Serenity> ..............
05:00 <Serenity> HE KILLED HIMSELF
05:00 <benny> how?
05:00 <Serenity> fuck off before i ban you jerome
05:00 <benny> how did he die
05:00 <benny> im not plivent nice try LOL
05:00 <simba> im a brony
05:00 <Serenity> of course you are you spew the same shit every time someone says it
05:00 <Serenity> fuck
05:00 <Serenity> IM NOT JEROME I SWEAR
05:00 <benny> you shouldnt make fun of people who killed themselves
05:00 <Serenity> too bad your ips match retard
06:00 <benny> you accuse people of being people all the time
06:00 <benny> really?
06:00 <benny> thats funny because they dont
06:00 <Serenity> i accuse people of being people all the time
06:00 <Serenity> derp
06:00 <benny> plivent is zlined since other night
06:00 <benny> you will have to try harder
06:00 <Serenity> yeah nah
06:00 <simba> it doesnt matter who u r
06:00 <benny> so how did he kill himself?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh this is boring
06:00 <Serenity> go find out yourself know it all
06:00 <benny> well i dont 
07:00 <benny> thats why im asking you as you seem to know all about the story
07:00 <Serenity> i dont know all about the story. I know he is dead and i know he killed himself. you dont need to know anything else
07:00 <benny> fine be that way
07:00 <benny> dont make fun of peoples misfortune then he was prob a troubled guy
07:00 <Serenity> as for making fun of him. i hated the dopey cunt when he was alive
08:00 <benny> takes a lot of pain to kill yourself
08:00 <Serenity> thats not gonna change because hes dead
08:00 <simba> RIP guy
08:00 <benny> RIP!
08:00 <Serenity> rip woodchips
08:00 <Serenity> turn em in to paper
08:00 <benny> `topic RIP arch! forever in austnet history...
09:00 <simba> `topic archaios appreciation year
09:00 <simba> lmao
09:00 <benny> yes
09:00 <simba> what the FUCK
09:00 <benny> whos the guy who makes the blog?
09:00 <simba> u changed it to 100?
09:00 <Serenity> i must have
09:00 <Serenity> not anymore
09:00 <benny> this needs to be cemented in time
09:00 <simba> such a party pooper
09:00 <benny> the loss of a fellow member
10:00 <Serenity> iots not new news. and no one liked him anyway
10:00 <benny> so what
10:00 <simba> i liked him
10:00 <benny> doesnt mean he should be better off dead
10:00 <Serenity> who says
10:00 <benny> and its funny for kate to make fun of him talking about his fat girl
10:00 <benny> quite ironic
11:00 <benny> but you get that here
11:00 <Serenity> kate is no where near 145 kilos
11:00 <benny> quite close
11:00 <Serenity> yeah no
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard 245
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
11:00 <benny> id bet on it
11:00 <simba> yes lets end this strange animosity towards a dead person
11:00 <Bastardly_One> who gives a fuck anyway?
12:00 <Serenity> and its not even irony even if she was
12:00 <Serenity> so..
12:00 <Bastardly_One> answer? no-one but you
12:00 <benny> well its not fair to abuse such a young soul
12:00 <benny> RIP
12:00 <Serenity> oh what a load of horse shit
12:00 <benny> for someone to take their own life, they faced many demons
12:00 <benny> you should not speak ill of the dead
12:00 <Serenity> people get this weird thing when someone dies, turns them into instant hypocrites
13:00 <Serenity> if i hate someone alive im not going to be singing their praises because they are dead
13:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
13:00 <simba> its just kinda weird hanging shit on a dead guy
13:00 <Serenity> why
13:00 <Serenity> what fucking difference does it make
13:00 <benny> its weak
13:00 <simba> its like talking about someone behind their back
13:00 <simba> but even worse
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, let's sing the praises of the cunt that just bashed his wife and kids for years until the woman killed him
13:00 <Serenity> i did it to him alive whydoes it change now
13:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
13:00 <simba> cos theyre dead not just not here
13:00 <benny> he killed himself
13:00 <benny> simba they talk shit behind ppls back all the time, they dont see the bigger picture
14:00 <benny> RIP!
14:00 <simba> nobody knows if he actually did any of that, bashing his wife
14:00 <Serenity> benny if you are going to pretend not to be plivent. stop spewing clone lines out
14:00 <Serenity> plz
14:00 <Bastardly_One> was an example ... 
14:00 <benny> well you do
14:00 <Serenity> of course i do
14:00 <Serenity> because jerome says so lol
14:00 <benny> i rest my case
15:00 <benny> and until you can prove that assumption it remainds unsolved
15:00 <Serenity> yeahh but it doesnt
16:00 <simba> if u hate someone through a chatroom thats weird enough if u hate them after theyre dead because of what u knew through a chatroom thats weirder
16:00 <simba> rest in peace literally means forget that bullshit
16:00 <Serenity> you know he bashed my friend right?
16:00 <ShadowLurker> haahhahahah
16:00 <Serenity> like.. not irc stuff
17:00 <Serenity> dont tell me its weird
17:00 <simba> no jsut speaking generally
17:00 <Serenity> no you arent lol
17:00 <Serenity> how is it generally speaking when that is literally the only example available
17:00 <simba> rest in peace means letting them rest in peace 
17:00 <Serenity> no it doesnt it means hypocrassy
17:00 <zain> like how everybody praised and cried for michael jackson when he died, but when he was alive, everyone avoided him and he was 'wacko jacko'
18:00 <Serenity> same reason i didnt go to my woman bashing uncles funeral. I didnt like him in life im not going to go celebrate him in death
18:00 <Serenity> and i dont hope he rests in peace
20:00 <zain> yeah i hate woman bashers...i do believe in like, eye for an eye rule though, like if someone hits you, you should be able to hit them back, same amount of force. regardless of gender.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it sad how most anglo saxon aust families have one arsehole or creep in them
20:00 <Serenity> oh i agree with that oddly enough, if a woman wants to hit a man then expect a smack back
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I have one too I can sincerely say I hope rests in misery
21:00 <Serenity> but meh that beat women to within an inch of their lives for nothing? women that are significantly smaller than them?
21:00 <Serenity> cowards
21:00 <Serenity> men
21:00 <zain> obviously a habitual domestic violence woman beater would go overboard and fully open up a can of whoopass on the poor lady, and that is wrong 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> can be in reverse though Serenity
21:00 <Serenity> my uncle broke my aunties jaw three times in the years they were married
22:00 <Bastardly_One> My ex is taller than I ... I've copped a 4x2 to the head
22:00 <Serenity> she wasnt even allowed to watch teh football on tv incase she perved on the men in shorts
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fucking please ... those cunts deserve to be put down
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that you're talking about
22:00 <benny> why did he bash your friend?
22:00 <benny> was your friend a male?
22:00 <Serenity> no
22:00 <benny> so he bashed a female for no reason?
22:00 <benny> doubt it
22:00 <zain> are females naturally physically weaker than males? is this the widely accepted view? is this why its so looked down upon as a bad thing, when a man hits a womam?
23:00 <zain> woman*
23:00 <Serenity> she wasnt even allowed to check the mail until the mailman had left the street b1
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fear and intimidation do not make you a man 
23:00 <Serenity> the majority of women are physically weaker than men zaim. naturally. not all
23:00 <Serenity> but most
23:00 <Bastardly_One> neither does violence
23:00 <zain> yep i see Serenity
23:00 <benny> serenity are you of aboriginal herritage?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> My god Serenity
23:00 <Serenity> no i am not
24:00 <benny> you look aboriginal
24:00 <Serenity> and you are about 3 seconds away from getting yourself banned jerome so tred carefully
24:00 <benny> im not plivent 
24:00 <Serenity> you are so
24:00 <benny> cant ban me for asking you a simple question
24:00 <Serenity> i can
24:00 <benny> as i said prove it
24:00 <Serenity> because you are perm banned
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yes she can actually 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> besides it's effectively your channel
24:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <Serenity> well not really
25:00 <Serenity> its more stebies than mine lol
25:00 <simba> b1 get some kneepads
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh we've been trolled by cunts 4 days straight simba
25:00 <simba> what
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and she knows when I'm sucking and when I'm just talking ... sick of that
25:00 <Bastardly_One> each time I talk to Serenity I must be sucking up her arse
26:00 <Bastardly_One> know how boring that gets?
26:00 <Serenity> im not into ass sucking
26:00 <simba> sorry its just how you come across
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and next min we might be calling each other cunts
26:00 <Bastardly_One> or spastics
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the way it is 
27:00 <simba> thats really cute
27:00 <Serenity> its not
27:00 <Serenity> im watching fat vs skinny
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching 12 Monkeys from the start again
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the series
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that site is handy as 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> kickass is being really gay for me the last couple of weeks so until I work that out this streaming site is good value
29:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt touch kickass after they got taken down
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fair comment ... I'm running out of places though 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you've a decent public one you know of
30:00 <Serenity> not really anymore
32:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this site even has wentworth
33:00 <Serenity> i shoudl watch wentworth
34:00 <Bastardly_One> never have either
34:00 <Bastardly_One> about to watch the first ep I think 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> or later on 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> looks good
39:00 <simba> steal this movie
42:00 <Dugnuts> nice rules
42:00 <Serenity> wanna see my dong now?
43:00 <Dugnuts> really?
43:00 <Dugnuts> i can see your dong?
43:00 <Dugnuts> wow
44:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
44:00 <Serenity> 8===D
44:00 <Dugnuts> oh
44:00 <Dugnuts> i was expecting more
44:00 <Serenity> 8===========D
44:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <ShadowLurker> haaaahahaha
45:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
03:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone must of gone into stunned awe
03:00 <Serenity> must have
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ty
37:00 <Guest73> any1 got a cigarette and live near caulfield?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
01:00 <TiSk> lol
01:00 <TiSk> 5.01
06:00 <TiSk> lol 5.06
17:00 <TiSk> ....
18:00 <TiSk> ....
06:00 <Skirmish> SURELY people are awake.
23:00 <slinky_J> is wolverine one giant type of piercing?
23:00 <slinky_J> uno how ppl get spikes n studs under their skin
23:00 <slinky_J> he's like the ultimate in piercing 
24:00 <slinky_J> i am so tired, this must be how beagle feels every day.
46:00 <slinky_J> NATE!
46:00 <slinky_J> yayyyyyz! xD
46:00 <slinky_J> i was so bored
49:00 <nate> ernt u getting games today?
51:00 <slinky_J> yus
51:00 <slinky_J> sunset overdrive and nfs rivals
51:00 <slinky_J> got them aside for mi :P
51:00 <slinky_J> hope i get a new ebgames level card soon
52:00 <slinky_J> im onli level 2 :(
52:00 <nate> whats that mean cheaper?
52:00 <slinky_J> yeah like discount shit
52:00 <slinky_J> i should b after this purchase, maybe lols ill ask
52:00 <slinky_J> sucks cause like my mate works in the city store now n he always gave me deals
53:00 <slinky_J> n two of the other guys but I think only one still works at the joint im goin, my old one and he aint on today :(
53:00 <slinky_J> WAS A HELLA HOTTY WORKIN THERE
53:00 <slinky_J> last time i was there mmm
53:00 <nate> hhmm :p
53:00 <slinky_J> xD
54:00 <slinky_J> I didnt keep enough money for rent lols
54:00 <slinky_J> oh no i did i didnt keep enough for fine
54:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha suckas
55:00 <nate> what fine was this
55:00 <slinky_J> oh
55:00 <nate> being to sexy whilst driving?
55:00 <slinky_J> i keyed a car didnt know it was my friends
55:00 <slinky_J> neighbour bought the back lot of his land n i didnt know
56:00 <slinky_J> n yer long story
56:00 <nate> ewww
56:00 <slinky_J> we're cool tho
56:00 <slinky_J> but i still said i wanted to be charged
56:00 <slinky_J> heh
56:00 <slinky_J> cant put me in prison for keying a car ;)
57:00 <slinky_J> ima marry bee_girl
00:00 <slinky_J> i gotta get a new id card
00:00 <nate> yes u are
00:00 <nate> 18+ card?
00:00 <slinky_J> a cop broke my last one
00:00 <slinky_J> well im 32
00:00 <slinky_J> cops man
00:00 <slinky_J> lolz
01:00 <slinky_J> my best mate she says come to fringe garden of unearthly delights and I say to her "You know Amy asked me last year and when I got there they wanted ID and I didn't have none so I couldn't get in." and she says how during the day you don't need ID
01:00 <slinky_J> and I'm wondering why the fuck is that, no booze during the day
02:00 <nate> just go get id ;l
02:00 <nate> hah
02:00 <slinky_J> not today lol
02:00 <slinky_J> enouogh to do on no sleep
03:00 <slinky_J> im shit on no sleep
03:00 <slinky_J> had 2 red bulls, having a beer now
03:00 <slinky_J> been drinking tea
03:00 <slinky_J> afraid if i eat ill pass out rest of the day haha
03:00 <slinky_J> what u doin today?
03:00 <slinky_J> bet chu makin love to Doodle, he's a hotty ;D
09:00 <slinky_J> pff boring me nate :/
16:00 <slinky_J> woo yay my tattooist loves me still
17:00 <slinky_J> if only my gf was IN love with me id be set.
17:00 <AzzA> fuk man you worse than beehh
18:00 <ShadowLurker> lol yeh
19:00 <AzzA> sup bozman ltns
19:00 <slinky_J> am not
19:00 <slinky_J> just bored
19:00 <slinky_J> havent slept
20:00 <AzzA> nah but seriously, i thought beehhh was bad, slinky takes the cake, eats all the strawberry's, the icing, the chocolate the whipped cream 
20:00 <slinky_J> not like you fellas are talkin :(
20:00 <slinky_J> Cheers :)
20:00 <AzzA> sorry mate still playing bradman on ps4 :/
20:00 <slinky_J> what other games you got?
21:00 <AzzA> fifa15, nba2k15, nhl15, advanced warfare, had the last of us and destiny up until yesterday
22:00 <slinky_J> yer i doubt ill ever get destiny
22:00 <slinky_J> you like AW?
22:00 <slinky_J> i was tossing up between that and sunset overdrive untill guy at eb told me that the 77 dollar limited edition one isnt on sale even though it says so on the site :P
22:00 <AzzA> its ok, alot of campers
23:00 <AzzA> blops2 is better
23:00 <slinky_J> fuck campers
23:00 <slinky_J> yeah werd bo2 ruled
23:00 <slinky_J> one reason i kinda regret selling my 360
23:00 <AzzA> nah ps3 all the way
23:00 <AzzA> ive had 360's rrod on me got em fixed and never were the same after than
24:00 <AzzA> my trusty old ps3
24:00 <AzzA> sits on the shelf now gathering dust
24:00 <AzzA> but i still talk to her
24:00 <AzzA> and pet her
24:00 <AzzA> and make sure she doesnt go without
24:00 <AzzA> :o
27:00 <slinky_J> yeah sold both ps3 and 360
27:00 <slinky_J> sold ps3 b4 getting xbox one
28:00 <slinky_J> didnt use it anymore, just like 360 now
28:00 <slinky_J> i cant wait to have 2 more games yay so materialistic..
28:00 <slinky_J> wish the two digital copies I have were physical haha
30:00 <AzzA> yeah ive got heaps of dig copies on my ps3
30:00 <slinky_J> noice
30:00 <slinky_J> im wondering when MS will set it so we can install games to external
30:00 <slinky_J> or
30:00 <slinky_J> the fuckers can just have them online
31:00 <slinky_J> like with saved content etc
31:00 <Anna> dude shut up
31:00 <AzzA> nah fuck ms, sony will always be the kings man
32:00 <slinky_J> mm ive got room for ps4 now
32:00 <slinky_J> NES is in ma room :P
32:00 <AzzA> dont bother with xbox 1
32:00 <AzzA> might have more games but the quality isnt as good
32:00 <slinky_J> quality?
32:00 <slinky_J> you know xbox one does 1080p right?
33:00 <AzzA> my mate has both ps4 and one, he reckons ps4 pisses all over it
33:00 <slinky_J> it's up to the devs if they want to use kinect or not
33:00 <slinky_J> im not a console fanboy yo
33:00 <slinky_J> i like both
33:00 <slinky_J> used to be a huge ps fanboy ;)
33:00 <AzzA> i used to love 360
33:00 <AzzA> but lost faith
33:00 <slinky_J> then I shat on Anna's dream of me shutting up
33:00 <AzzA> when i had 2 RROD
33:00 <slinky_J> aha i loved PS even after both my ps2s died in the butt
33:00 <slinky_J> lol
34:00 <slinky_J> cig time
34:00 <slinky_J> OKAY ANNA
34:00 <slinky_J> slurry.
36:00 <Anna> telling ramblers to shut it makes you a slurry? umm ok
36:00 <Anna> do you get bashed much?
37:00 <AzzA> woah, calm ya titties
37:00 <Anna> me? I'm not calling people sluts
37:00 <AzzA> it is a chat room after all
37:00 <AzzA> he didnt call you a slut
37:00 <Anna> define:slurry
37:00 <AzzA> he called you a slurry
37:00 <AzzA> concrete is also known as slurry
38:00 <Anna> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slurry
38:00 <AzzA> mcdonalds used to sell mcslurries
38:00 <AzzA> oh wow UD...lol
38:00 <AzzA> thats like referencing wikipedia
39:00 <slinky_J> I called you a slurry
39:00 <slinky_J> jeez
39:00 <Anna> Yea you're a faggot
39:00 <slinky_J> sure
39:00 <slinky_J> i got two balls
39:00 <slinky_J> and one chip
39:00 <AzzA> slinky_J...you are a bunch of twigs
39:00 <slinky_J> put on some HP sauce
39:00 <slinky_J> faggots and chips!
39:00 <AzzA> or a scottish meal
40:00 <AzzA> have your choice
40:00 <slinky_J> yeah well
40:00 <slinky_J> at least my poetry is coming along
40:00 <Anna> Sure, that was exactly the intent
40:00 <AzzA> freestyle, you could be the next TOPDAWG!
40:00 <slinky_J> lol
40:00 <AzzA> i actually feel sorry for topdawgs parents
40:00 <slinky_J> sorry for calling you a slurry Anna
40:00 <AzzA> why do they let him do that to himself
41:00 <AzzA> and why does kerser have to play along too
41:00 <slinky_J> dunno
42:00 <AzzA> do you know who im talking about?
42:00 <AzzA> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOl6pRa1oHk
43:00 <Anna> I once married Top Dawg on facey
43:00 <AzzA> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5T40jKXQg8
43:00 <AzzA> you are a slurry
43:00 <slinky_J> brb someones here
43:00 <AzzA> you were just trying to get famous werent you
43:00 <slinky_J> swear ima collapse
43:00 <slinky_J> Azza i know u ay
43:00 <slinky_J> from way back
43:00 <slinky_J> bbs
43:00 <slinky_J> lolz
43:00 <AzzA> yeah
43:00 <AzzA> of course you do
43:00 <AzzA> lol
44:00 <Cleo78> !seen EagleSoar
44:00 <AzzA> wow, so cleo the boy who pretends to be a girl is still here
44:00 <AzzA> lmao
44:00 <AzzA> not anymore
51:00 <AzzA> amsy
51:00 <AzzA> hows your night going?
53:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
54:00 <AzzA> heres hoping so, boobs 24/7
54:00 <AzzA> boats n hoes
54:00 <slinky_J> ye
54:00 <slinky_J> thought so
55:00 <slinky_J> mmm noomi rappace
55:00 <slinky_J> those euro girls omiglob
55:00 <slinky_J> Anna tell us about yourself
55:00 <Anna> Go fuck yourself
56:00 <AzzA> as you can see she is a grumpy one, possibly pms'ing or menopausing...
56:00 <Serenity> is that ana ng hiding
57:00 <AzzA> it might be in disguise
57:00 <AzzA> yes
57:00 <AzzA> its smells of her attitude
59:00 <AzzA> ONCE.....THERE WAS THIS GIRL WHO....
59:00 <AzzA> next line kgo
02:00 <slinky_J> If I could, I would.
02:00 <slinky_J> such hostility
02:00 <slinky_J> first you tell me to dude shut up then you tell me to fuck myself
02:00 <slinky_J> starting to think you like me
03:00 <slinky_J> next you're goin' ta punch me in the arm like we're in first grade
03:00 <slinky_J> what a bitch
03:00 <AzzA> :o
03:00 <slinky_J> i dont remember lel
04:00 <AzzA> not anymore
04:00 <AzzA> im in perth
06:00 <Anna> You can't fuck yourself? Why not?
06:00 <AzzA> cos my dick cant touch my arse :(
06:00 <slinky_J> ahhh k
06:00 <ShadowLurker> im sure you could
06:00 <ShadowLurker> why dont u try
06:00 <slinky_J> lol
06:00 <slinky_J> ive never tried to make mine touch my asshole
07:00 <slinky_J> i could suck the tip tho
07:00 <slinky_J> or more
07:00 <AzzA> but if it could? would you even get out of bed? 
07:00 <AzzA> haha
07:00 <slinky_J> lol
07:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
07:00 <slinky_J> wouldnt need a gf!
08:00 <AzzA> lol
08:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont think its be as good as it seems
08:00 <ShadowLurker> it'd *
08:00 <AzzA> yeah im quite happy to say i wouldnt bother trying
08:00 <slinky_J> lol
08:00 <ShadowLurker> like wise
08:00 <slinky_J> yer
09:00 <slinky_J> I'm with tom hardy on this shit
09:00 <slinky_J> im not gay but i cant say i wouldnt experiment
09:00 <slinky_J> one day I am goin for my own ass
09:00 <slinky_J> thanks a lot.
09:00 <AzzA> i quite satisfied with my sexuality
09:00 <slinky_J> mmm
10:00 <slinky_J> my only problem is this fkn anti im on
10:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
10:00 <slinky_J> cut the dose in half now
10:00 <slinky_J> hopefully help
10:00 <slinky_J> fkn bullshit man doctors stick you on shit and dont bother telling you about the side effects
10:00 <slinky_J> my gf was thinking i dont like her
10:00 <slinky_J> at all
11:00 <slinky_J> so i said ill tell her on fb tonight whats goin on with me, lately I've been all
11:00 <AzzA> hang on is this going to turn into an episode of Dr Phill?
11:00 <slinky_J> and im not kidding just to talk man, wonderin' why the fuck im not feelin attracted to her lols
11:00 <ShadowLurker> what
11:00 <slinky_J> nah bro
11:00 <slinky_J> its a side effect from this antidepressant
11:00 <slinky_J> a lack of interest
12:00 <AzzA> boobs is always the answer
12:00 <AzzA> just look at her boobs
12:00 <AzzA> and then you will know if you like her or not
12:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs are good
12:00 <slinky_J> naw yer see thats been real agitating lately
12:00 <AzzA> Serenity BOOBIES!!!!! 
12:00 <AzzA> isnt that her highlight?
12:00 <ShadowLurker> who will like who now
12:00 <AzzA> or is it BEWBS
12:00 <slinky_J> mmm bewb
13:00 <slinky_J> i like when each boob looks slightly different
13:00 <ShadowLurker> its anal
13:00 <AzzA> ANAL!
13:00 <slinky_J> strange huh
13:00 <AzzA> lol
13:00 <slinky_J> one of each kind of bewb
13:00 <Bonny> so you stick the boobs in the anal?
13:00 <AzzA> lol Bonny
13:00 <slinky_J> BONNIE SHUT UP U LOVE THE ANAL
13:00 <slinky_J> ^-^
13:00 <AzzA> just the nipple?
13:00 <slinky_J> is what u said in pm
13:00 <AzzA> or the whole boob
14:00 <ShadowLurker> she told me theres 2 kinds of ppl. those who love anal and those who lie about it.
14:00 <Bonny> show me or get zlined?
14:00 <slinky_J> lol ShadowLurker
14:00 <slinky_J> fine
14:00 <slinky_J> [11:43] <@Bonny> you know you love anal slinks
14:00 <AzzA> i hope you are good at faking logs slinky_J
14:00 <slinky_J> [11:44] <slinky_J> U DO
14:00 <slinky_J> see
14:00 <AzzA> lol
14:00 <slinky_J> ;)
14:00 <slinky_J> lel
14:00 <Bonny> lol
14:00 <ShadowLurker> yes bonnie shove them boobs right in the anal
14:00 <Serenity> bonnnnnnnnzwa
14:00 <Bonny> I don't even call you slinks lol
15:00 <slinky_J> Serenity is the meryl streep of austnet
15:00 <slinky_J> but like from The River WIld
15:00 <slinky_J> o man those legs
15:00 <Bonny> lol ShadowLurker
15:00 <AzzA> hows your pedo cats going Serenity?
15:00 <slinky_J> O_O
15:00 <AzzA> hanging around cliff richard too much
15:00 <slinky_J> 4 beers left
15:00 <Serenity> hes staring at me right now
16:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/19284_1136921239657701_196038051254879680_n.png?oh=d61e1906062106252e6884fb3a442572&oe=55840DAA&__gda__=1435081175_913397bfa1bbb24a03cbe85daed8fb75
16:00 <slinky_J> heh
16:00 <AzzA> hahaha is it a "im going to fuck you the minute you turn around" type of look?
16:00 <AzzA> or is that the look Paul gives you haha
16:00 <slinky_J> any look paul gives sezz sezz creams
16:00 <ShadowLurker> probably more of a feed me or ill kill you look
17:00 <slinky_J> soz for sayin your name dude
17:00 <AzzA> oh cats ultimate payback is sleeping on your pillowcase in summer when its malting
17:00 <AzzA> haha
17:00 <slinky_J> I will go have a cigarette.
18:00 <Serenity> yeah hes trying to make me feel him
18:00 <Serenity> but i hurt and im not moving
18:00 <Serenity> errrrrrrrrr
18:00 <Serenity> feeD
18:00 <Serenity> FEED
18:00 <ShadowLurker> you can feel me
18:00 <AzzA> FEEEL~~~
18:00 <slinky_J> btw did you know that up untill 2002 (I think) men could be arrested in England just for swapping numbers on the street?
18:00 <slinky_J> lel@gay law
18:00 <AzzA> !addquote [09:18] <@Serenity> yeah hes trying to make me feel him
19:00 <AzzA> damn it
19:00 <ShadowLurker> wrong chan
20:00 <AzzA> its been too long, i tried to join a channel for 15 minutes using the /j command without using a # before the channel
21:00 <ShadowLurker> usually works on mirc tho
21:00 <Serenity> you shouldnt have to use #melbourne
21:00 <Serenity> i never do
21:00 <Serenity> #
22:00 <ShadowLurker> depends if you have the default /j alias
22:00 <AzzA> yeah i dunno
22:00 <ShadowLurker> aaaaanyway
23:00 <ShadowLurker> tits
23:00 <AzzA> its the same mirc program i been running since back before nam
23:00 <ShadowLurker> ( . Y . )
23:00 <AzzA> yes, the lack of visuals on irc is what i think killed it 
23:00 <AzzA> facebook you can facestalk and look at boobs
25:00 <ShadowLurker> SG is where the boobs are at
25:00 <slinky_J> so many hot inked chicks on fb
25:00 <slinky_J> Monami Frost <3
25:00 <AzzA> SG?
25:00 <AzzA> is there something im missing out on?
25:00 <ShadowLurker> suicide girls
25:00 <AzzA> rawrrrrrr!
26:00 <slinky_J> o i cant wait to have my next piece done, in like a month :/
26:00 <Serenity> havent looked for a while
26:00 <Serenity> hm
26:00 <slinky_J> fk suicide girls
26:00 <AzzA> link me in
26:00 <slinky_J> there's better shit called chicks with INK
26:00 <slinky_J> and piercings xD
26:00 <ShadowLurker> sezz is the master wizard of finding the hottest of the hot sg
26:00 <AzzA> natural talent?
26:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10353329_741073705949269_6331931633856396351_o.jpg
26:00 <ShadowLurker> yuh
26:00 <slinky_J> <3
26:00 <ShadowLurker> its amazing
27:00 <AzzA> or something you have force taught her?
27:00 <ShadowLurker> nope factory default
27:00 <AzzA> bullshit...
27:00 <AzzA> must have gone back to the factory for an upgrade
27:00 <ShadowLurker> haha nah
28:00 <Serenity> excuse me
28:00 <Serenity> i am here
28:00 <AzzA> and...
28:00 <AzzA> we aint talkin to you
28:00 <AzzA> i actually was doing that in my best african american womans voice
28:00 <Serenity> you calm yourself matey
28:00 <ShadowLurker> we're praising your talents
28:00 <psYbR> :3
28:00 <psYbR> aaaafternoon
29:00 <slinky_J> hai
29:00 <ShadowLurker> looool calm your tits
29:00 <slinky_J> how r u cybar
29:00 <slinky_J> is me panda
29:00 <psYbR> not bad slinks
29:00 <psYbR> u
30:00 <AzzA> flails
30:00 <AzzA> is that like wailing?
30:00 <slinky_J> yeah yea not bad today
30:00 <slinky_J> here AzzA https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1513784_1029165720430093_8579371062053872761_n.jpg?oh=17b4f1136edbe80aa275b3339b61815d&oe=559437F4&__gda__=1430833822_66c720ece113c05d93c34e8cde844a90
30:00 <slinky_J> and here
31:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11025133_1029165733763425_154166488810292480_n.jpg?oh=8570928a70713310d27cb6a9061262b1&oe=554DD65A
31:00 <slinky_J> this chick is a show pony tho name is Vany Vicious
31:00 <ShadowLurker> http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/calm-your-tits-no.jpg
32:00 <AzzA> dafuq are you doing stalking my missus? haha
32:00 <psYbR> calm your clitoral hood
32:00 <AzzA> LOL
32:00 <slinky_J> lol
32:00 <psYbR> i mean, why not
32:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11006371_10152564050852101_2407450869534311704_n.jpg?oh=e727eab0884575b1c97fb501481c01f9&oe=554C749C
32:00 <slinky_J> bit too much
32:00 <psYbR> CALM YOUR FORESKIN SON
33:00 <ShadowLurker> ckeckidy check yoself
33:00 <AzzA> i had my first expereince of a clitoris piercing weekend before last, quite an entertaining little experience, definitely think if all women want it easier for men to help stimulate them, they should have one installed
33:00 <slinky_J> wish this was my wife https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11012851_284337465023670_4981099184692015504_n.jpg?oh=498bb34198cc0184e6be5ddb32b7c689&oe=558D4806&__gda__=1434256236_85239655cabfebe9ced898f57771f054
33:00 <Serenity> V cans arent big enough
34:00 <ShadowLurker> giggedy
34:00 <AzzA> installed?
34:00 <AzzA> probably a bad word
34:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahah
34:00 <AzzA> i means its not a bluray player or anything
34:00 <psYbR> more like a hot water cylinder
34:00 <Serenity> meh clit piercing
34:00 <Serenity> old news
35:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
35:00 <psYbR> 'yeah a bloke is coming around at 3 to install my peircing'
35:00 <AzzA> yeah but you dont see many around
35:00 <AzzA> well ive never come across one on a normal chick
35:00 <AzzA> like yeah in magazines and shit
35:00 <ShadowLurker> lol normal
35:00 <Serenity> normal rofl
35:00 <AzzA> but and pornos
36:00 <psYbR> i heard Serenity has one
36:00 <Serenity> i used to
36:00 <psYbR> orly? good fun?
36:00 <AzzA> maybe i need to make a small hand held device that can detect them at clubs n pubs
36:00 <Serenity> you can still see where it was if you look hard enough
36:00 <AzzA> then only hit on those girls
36:00 <psYbR> give us a gander then ser
36:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahah
36:00 <Serenity> novelty wore off after a few weeks
36:00 <ShadowLurker> smooth
36:00 <AzzA> SMOOTH OPERATOR!!
37:00 <psYbR> you've been hit, you been struck by
37:00 <AzzA> its an Armadale thing
37:00 <ShadowLurker> that was point worthy
37:00 <Serenity> whats an armadale thing
37:00 <ShadowLurker> skank?
37:00 <Serenity> oh prob
37:00 <AzzA> being smooth in da clubs and using a hand held clit ring detector and hitting on only those women
37:00 <AzzA> oh and skanks
38:00 <AzzA> yeah that goes without saying
38:00 <Serenity> i like my nipple bars better than my vag piercing
38:00 <ShadowLurker> i like them too
38:00 <ShadowLurker> but sometimes hurts my teeth
38:00 <psYbR> im a fan of nipple piercings on the femmes but I prefer them to only have one so I can get a nice metal-free nip to play with when I feel like it
38:00 <AzzA> guns n roses even wrote a song about armadale 'Take me down to the armadale city where the grass is dead and the girls are shitty......OH WONT YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOOMMMEEE!!!!!!'
38:00 <Serenity> nooo not one
38:00 <psYbR> aha AzzA 
39:00 <Serenity> one is wrong wrong wrong
39:00 <ShadowLurker> must have both done
39:00 <AzzA> right i hear all this talk, but im not seeing any factual EVIDENCE
39:00 <ShadowLurker> careful
40:00 <Serenity> lol..
40:00 <ShadowLurker> she will show
40:00 <AzzA> and this court is not taking into account eyewitness testimonials from ShadowLurker
40:00 <psYbR> i think its time for an upgrade on the old austnet handbra collage
40:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
40:00 <ShadowLurker> what about mouthwitness
40:00 <AzzA> Anna...get ya tits out 
40:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
40:00 <AzzA> NICE TITS FLO!!
40:00 <Serenity> ive shown my nips heaps
40:00 <psYbR> i've never seen them
40:00 <AzzA> yeah
40:00 <AzzA> hold up
40:00 <ShadowLurker> sux2bu
40:00 <faux> Never enough 
41:00 <faux> again pls
41:00 <ShadowLurker> lol faux
41:00 <AzzA> why do i feel jipped
41:00 <Serenity> im not sure if i have any new ones
41:00 <Serenity> hang on
41:00 <psYbR> faux, you too pls
41:00 <AzzA> yeah faux
41:00 <faux> I don't have nipples
41:00 <faux> Birth defect.
41:00 <AzzA> get on the boobwagon
41:00 <psYbR> lies
44:00 <AzzA> hey wenchy!!
44:00 <AzzA> wheres these links to SG??
44:00 <AzzA> we praised you up and we get no results
45:00 <Serenity> calm down m8
45:00 <AzzA> i am calm!! im on borrowed time!!
45:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/p1O5d7V.jpg
45:00 <Serenity> there u go thats all u get
45:00 <Serenity> and i had to take a new one
45:00 <AzzA> wait what
45:00 <AzzA> lol
46:00 <AzzA> i thought that was SG
46:00 <Serenity> no
46:00 <ShadowLurker> mmmmm
46:00 <Serenity> that is my nipple
46:00 <Serenity> dont ask me to show tits.
46:00 <ShadowLurker> im a gunna go and umm
46:00 <Serenity> if you dont want to see them
46:00 <ShadowLurker> to the office
46:00 <AzzA> hello nipple
46:00 <AzzA> hey i didnt complain
46:00 <ShadowLurker> i told you
46:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
46:00 <AzzA> lol i was shocked
47:00 <Serenity> lol you have clearly not been around much rofl
47:00 <ShadowLurker> thats fresh pic too
47:00 <AzzA> i was expecting to see some chick with massive tits slashed up in a bath
47:00 <ShadowLurker> nom
47:00 <Serenity> yeah its like 3 minutes old
47:00 <Serenity> cause i dont have any tit pics on my phone i cleaned it out weeks ago
47:00 <ShadowLurker> full of boobs
47:00 <AzzA> boobs boobs boobs
48:00 <ShadowLurker> azzas gunna have a stroke now
48:00 <AzzA> yeah vinegar stroke!!
48:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
48:00 <AzzA> lol
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <Serenity> youve been gone a long time AzzA lol
48:00 <Serenity> sif ask Serenity for nips and expect not to get
48:00 <Serenity> tsk tsk
49:00 <ShadowLurker> hehe
49:00 <AzzA> you make it sound like i was in jail or someshit
49:00 <Serenity> might as well have been
49:00 <AzzA> i was just working too hard
49:00 <AzzA> now that im studying fulltime online
49:00 <AzzA> and ive gained 10kgs
50:00 <AzzA> from sitting at home eating bbq shapes
50:00 <faux> Lmao
50:00 <ShadowLurker> hahah
50:00 <AzzA> they are no longer the flavour you can see
50:00 <AzzA> they are more like the flavour you eat at the end of the box
51:00 <AzzA> or at the bottom of the box
51:00 <ShadowLurker> yesssss
51:00 <AzzA> my armadalia is really showing today
51:00 <ShadowLurker> shapes dust
51:00 <ShadowLurker> yum
51:00 <Serenity> pizza shapes r betterer
51:00 <ShadowLurker> that too
51:00 <AzzA> are they the green ones?
51:00 <ShadowLurker> purple
51:00 <AzzA> ohh yeah
51:00 <psYbR> nice nip
52:00 <AzzA> i smashed back 2 packets of them yesterday
52:00 <psYbR> would lick
52:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
52:00 <AzzA> i like the green ones
52:00 <ShadowLurker> 10/10 wood lick
52:00 <AzzA> the worst ones are the redish ones
52:00 <AzzA> they are like smoked
52:00 <AzzA> or someshit
52:00 <ShadowLurker> eww
52:00 <AzzA> oh the savoury ones
52:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/1d/7e/1d7eb500baabc2395e77aaa94f3be3a6.jpg
52:00 <Serenity> SG
53:00 <psYbR> yeah hot
53:00 <ShadowLurker> chyea boy
53:00 <AzzA> oh shit
53:00 <psYbR> also, awkward, opened that here at work
53:00 <AzzA> i just jizzed in me pants
53:00 <Serenity> sorry psYbR lol anything i open wont be safe for work
53:00 <AzzA> a fresh breeze just rolled in :/
53:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/af/ae/afae34da3e8739708d2573895ba7b318.jpg
53:00 <ShadowLurker> hahah
53:00 <ShadowLurker> thats why im on the phone
54:00 <AzzA> wha??
54:00 <ShadowLurker> BOOM TITS
54:00 <AzzA> on the phone?
54:00 <AzzA> ohhh
54:00 <ShadowLurker> at werk
54:00 <AzzA> ircing on the phone
54:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
54:00 <AzzA> yeah i got to that point once
54:00 <AzzA> then when i knew i had to stop
54:00 <AzzA> hah
54:00 <ShadowLurker> irc4lyf
55:00 <AzzA> matching mIRC symbol tats?
55:00 <Serenity> most people irc from their phones now rofl
55:00 <Serenity> its not a huge deal with smart phones
55:00 <ShadowLurker> im on the testing bench today otherwise is just irc from my pc
56:00 <ShadowLurker> id just*
56:00 <AzzA> testing bench?
56:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/f6/4f/f64f7f03e7f7092874c35ff3305f53ef.jpg
56:00 <AzzA> please tell me you make blow up dolls
56:00 <AzzA> i wanna job doing that...at the "testing bench"
56:00 <ShadowLurker> phwoah
56:00 <ShadowLurker> nah im making 8channel voip radios
57:00 <Serenity> meh sg isnt delivering today
57:00 <AzzA> that girl doesnt know it yet
57:00 <ShadowLurker> no?
57:00 <AzzA> but she is going to be my wife someday
57:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <ShadowLurker> i like your ambition 
57:00 <AzzA> im supposed to be learning xml
57:00 <AzzA> but i cant be fucked
57:00 <ShadowLurker> oh easy
58:00 <ShadowLurker> i learnt that yesterday
58:00 <AzzA> and whatever i need notepad++ for
58:00 <ShadowLurker> npp is amazeballs
58:00 <Serenity> np++ is great
59:00 <Serenity> makes coding so much easier
59:00 <AzzA> hopefully my new laptop will be here next week
59:00 <AzzA> thats sort of why im putting it off
59:00 <ShadowLurker> yesterday i was converting the test bench software to database driven with xml caching
59:00 <AzzA> i want to start with all the fresh digs
59:00 <AzzA> i think im going to have to partion the macbook 
00:00 <AzzA> so i can use the windows 7 pro
00:00 <AzzA> ive just finished all the shit components like Work Health Safety and Copyright
00:00 <AzzA> pfft
00:00 <AzzA> copyright
00:00 <AzzA> i download illegal movies everyday
01:00 <AzzA> of course i know about copyright
01:00 <psYbR> get me a job ShadowLurker ?
01:00 <AzzA> i need a PA?
01:00 <AzzA> answering my mobile phone
01:00 <AzzA> making me coffee
01:00 <AzzA> proof reading my assessments?
02:00 <AzzA> yeah? nah?
02:00 <AzzA> anyone?
02:00 <AzzA> Anna??
02:00 <faux> What you studying 
02:00 <AzzA> webpage developement
02:00 <faux> Ah yeah
03:00 <AzzA> so i dont have to work 60 hours in a hot fkn kitchen working all weekend every weekend
03:00 <faux> Through who
03:00 <AzzA> some shit college in qld
03:00 <faux> Cool
03:00 <AzzA> evocca
03:00 <Serenity> you know i wanted to be a chef when i was a teenager
03:00 <Serenity> im so glad my sister talked me out of it (shes a chef)
03:00 <AzzA> i dont regret it
03:00 <AzzA> but i do
03:00 <Serenity> im too fkn lazy
03:00 <AzzA> i wasted so many years fucking around with hot pans
04:00 <AzzA> when i could have been looking for chicks with clit rings!!
04:00 <Serenity> couldnt think of anything worse than serving fat mouth breathers food they arent grateful for
04:00 <faux> I'm doing an internet design unit Starting mondat
04:00 <faux> Eeep
04:00 <faux> Got my textbook I'm scared I'll hate it lol
04:00 <faux> HTML and poop
04:00 <AzzA> who through?
04:00 <faux> Lol sif only fat people go to restaurants 
04:00 <AzzA> basically this mob i went through charge you 26k, for the course
04:00 <ShadowLurker> doing what psybr we might be lookin for a technician soon
04:00 <AzzA> which is about 23k more expensive than tafe
05:00 <faux> I'm doing mine through open uni
05:00 <psYbR> heck yeah, hire me
05:00 <ShadowLurker> since ive moved into engineering now
05:00 <Serenity> DATS NOT EVEN REEL SKOOL FAUX
05:00 <psYbR> 7 years corporate IT support experience
05:00 <Serenity> LOLOL LOSER
05:00 <faux> Lol
05:00 <AzzA> but you get a free macbook pro, they walk you through it all step by step 1 on 1 tutor training
05:00 <AzzA> its VET help
05:00 <AzzA> you dont pay it back until you earn 54k a year
05:00 <Serenity> ohh i think i know who you are going through
05:00 <faux> Do you get a diploma or what
05:00 <Serenity> i looked at their ads
05:00 <faux> Like is it certified 
06:00 <AzzA> or until you find a way to write it all of as taxx
06:00 <AzzA> its a full diploma
06:00 <ShadowLurker> electronics assembler mostly
06:00 <faux> Yah same
06:00 <faux> But mines a BA
06:00 <Serenity> psYbR isnt even in perth is he lol
06:00 <AzzA> well diploma is really the next up from cert IV
06:00 <faux> if I was paying that much I'd do it through uni
06:00 <psYbR> damn, Perth?
06:00 <AzzA> yeah but you wont end up paying it back
07:00 <faux> My tafe course cost Like 2k
07:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
07:00 <AzzA> once you graduate
07:00 <psYbR> thats a bit of a commute from Newcastle
07:00 <Serenity> haha
07:00 <psYbR> I'd move to Melbourne for work
07:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha just a bit
07:00 <AzzA> you start your own business and make repayments back as tax
07:00 <psYbR> in a heartbeat
07:00 <Serenity> man vs food is making me want a burger
07:00 <ShadowLurker> and tuis job isn't worth moving for
07:00 <AzzA> so essentially its a free education
07:00 <AzzA> oportos?
08:00 <AzzA> i think they have dropped off standards here tbh sezz
08:00 <psYbR> oporto is amazeballs
08:00 <faux> Why rw you so
08:00 <faux> Uh
08:00 <ShadowLurker> it is pretty good
08:00 <faux> Why are you so certain you won't earn 54k
08:00 <faux> Lol
08:00 <AzzA> i will make 54k easily
08:00 <faux>  So you will have to pay it back 
08:00 <faux> How Is it free
09:00 <AzzA> to build a good webpage you will be looking at charging people anywhere between 6000-20000 
09:00 <faux> Yes now my question 
09:00 <AzzA> no, you make repayments back through your abn, by writing it off as tax
10:00 <faux> What the fuck this fucking shockwave plugin cunt keeps crashing 
10:00 <faux> Its so annoying 
10:00 <AzzA> on fb?
10:00 <faux> I've updated everything WHERE IS IT XOMING FROM
10:00 <AzzA> its dead jimmy :(
10:00 <faux> Firefox
10:00 <faux> Watching shows
10:00 <faux> Fb 
11:00 <AzzA> mine does it on chrome all the time
11:00 <faux> Everything
11:00 <faux> It happens more often than I like
11:00 <faux> How do I fucking fiz it
11:00 <faux> Fix
11:00 <Serenity> i liked oporto but i only had a chicken burger so far
12:00 <AzzA> ok, time to do shit i think, like put some clothes on for starters....maybe a shower before that
12:00 <AzzA> i had oporto twice
12:00 <AzzA> first time was amazing
12:00 <AzzA> 2nd time it reminded me of maccas
12:00 <AzzA> which is not so amazing
13:00 <Serenity> our one is brand new so theyre still good
13:00 <faux> Oporto is life
13:00 <AzzA> first one i went to was on cnr berwick st and canning hwy
13:00 <AzzA> then the next one was in bentley
13:00 <Serenity> bently.. nuff said
13:00 <AzzA> shouldnt never have gone to bentely
13:00 <faux> I stopped buying the actual burgers and just bought the patties inside they charged $1 lol
13:00 <faux> W mayonaise mmm
14:00 <AzzA> haha chefs special sauce :P
14:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <faux> K I need to finish cooking 
15:00 <AzzA> yes, im hungry
15:00 <faux> Food will make me feel better
15:00 <faux> Being sick sucks
15:00 <faux> I blame u
15:00 <faux> For everything 
15:00 <AzzA> how?
15:00 <AzzA> my tonsilitis went away yesterday
15:00 <slinky_J> yay
15:00 <faux> Just cos
15:00 <slinky_J> azzaa almost time to get new games woo
15:00 <slinky_J> bacon pancakes!
15:00 <AzzA> righto
15:00 <faux> .
15:00 <slinky_J> sorry for interrupting fox
16:00 <AzzA> i need a shower, before faux brings us food
16:00 <slinky_J> mm food
16:00 <Serenity> once i had tonsilitis.. (had it all the time since i was 2 ... and marko asked me wtf i did to catch it as in.. what had i been up to
16:00 <Serenity> derp.
16:00 <slinky_J> u would kill urself if u were on my diet
16:00 <AzzA> he should never have tried to become a pilot
16:00 <faux> There was no interruption 
16:00 <AzzA> just a space cadet
16:00 <faux> I'm done
16:00 <faux> :D
16:00 <faux> I'm making lentils
16:00 <AzzA> ewww
16:00 <Serenity> im like. uhh tonsilitis isnt a fucking std what the fuck are you accusing me of rofl
17:00 <psYbR> lol
17:00 <psYbR> herpes of the tonsils
17:00 <faux> Guys are dumb
17:00 <AzzA> lololol
17:00 <faux> They associate throat with dicks
17:00 <AzzA> ive never had it
17:00 <slinky_J> i dont
17:00 <faux> Simple minds
17:00 <AzzA> and ive had it twice this year
17:00 <AzzA> maybe im dying
17:00 <Serenity> too bad his couldnt reach my throat
17:00 <slinky_J> i associate throat with deep
17:00 <Serenity> uhhhhhhh
17:00 <slinky_J> deep throating with dicks
17:00 <Serenity> woops
17:00 <slinky_J> xD
17:00 <AzzA> BOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:00 <slinky_J> damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
17:00 <faux> Its alright to be a redneck 
18:00 <AzzA> !seen ^pilot^
18:00 <Serenity> i didnt say that
18:00 <Serenity> that was really bitchy and mean
18:00 <AzzA> dont lie
18:00 <AzzA> he has said worse about you
18:00 <faux> He'll find out soon enough when b1 writes him a letter
18:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AULRSOK1KPQ
18:00 <slinky_J> oh not bot
18:00 <slinky_J> damn you whatever ur nick was
18:00 <faux> oh not bot
18:00 <slinky_J> Long
18:00 <faux> I think it was YouTybe
18:00 <slinky_J> nuh
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <slinky_J> not longie
18:00 <slinky_J> lol
18:00 <faux> YouTube*
18:00 <slinky_J> youtube bot
18:00 <slinky_J> lols
19:00 <faux> Makes sense
19:00 <slinky_J> xD
19:00 <Serenity> [10:18am] <AzzA> dont lie
19:00 <Serenity> [10:18am] <AzzA> he has said worse about you
19:00 <AzzA> he has run everyone down Serenity
19:00 <AzzA> everyone
19:00 <Serenity> i know he has, because he thinks he got his grass cut
19:00 <Serenity> but im not him
19:00 <slinky_J> marko
19:00 <AzzA> he got fuck all cut
19:00 <faux> Pplo
19:00 <slinky_J> he never said anythin bad about sezz to me
19:00 <faux> Polo
19:00 <slinky_J> in pm
19:00 <AzzA> his grass wasnt even growing
19:00 <slinky_J> ever
19:00 <AzzA> it was like dead from being covered in petrol
19:00 <slinky_J> i just wana know
19:00 <AzzA> or someshit
19:00 <Serenity> he said awful things to me and about me but im cool with that
19:00 <slinky_J> why dont he pick me up in a plane
19:00 <Serenity> people say nasty things when they are hurt
19:00 <slinky_J> so i can be like
19:00 <slinky_J> im leaving on a jet plane!
19:00 <slinky_J> lel
20:00 <slinky_J> best bitcher on irc ever is B1
20:00 <slinky_J> <3
20:00 <faux> Vom
20:00 <Serenity> he left me some shocking voice messages AzzA
20:00 <AzzA> he seriously is the biggest sook ever
20:00 <Serenity> ehh people get emotional when they feel hurt
20:00 <AzzA> he lies so much he actually believes himself
20:00 <Serenity> its not such a bad thing
20:00 <slinky_J> fox would vom on channing tatum just to ask to lick it off
20:00 <slinky_J> ;D
20:00 <slinky_J> dirty girl
20:00 <slinky_J> aight i better down this beer n get ready
21:00 <faux> Ew
21:00 <slinky_J> :/
21:00 <slinky_J> soz lel
21:00 <slinky_J> !
21:00 <AzzA> thats like when i lent him my car in broome, when i lost my licence for poissy driving
21:00 <AzzA> i didnt have it insured and he told me he was going to insure it so he could drive it
22:00 <AzzA> and then 2 weeks later he slipped and told me it wasnt insured
22:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00 <AzzA> then when i asked for it back, he ignored my calls
22:00 <AzzA> made piss ant excuses
22:00 <AzzA> it wasnt until i threatened him with violence that he dropped it off
23:00 <AzzA> and he litterally drove in my driveway, jumped out and legged it down the steet with the car still running and keys in ignition
23:00 <AzzA> 1 too many t's  :o
24:00 <AzzA> and also he wanted me to reimburse him for the petrol he had put in it
24:00 <AzzA> LOL
24:00 <psYbR> whos this?
24:00 <AzzA> #dumbcunt
24:00 <AzzA> marko
25:00 <AzzA> ^pilot^
25:00 <AzzA> the faggot
25:00 <psYbR> yeah right
25:00 <psYbR> sounds like one
26:00 <AzzA> just ask Serenity :P
26:00 <AzzA> :o
26:00 <Serenity> lol i dont even mind him THAT much
26:00 <AzzA> righto
26:00 <AzzA> this is not getting me showered and dressed
26:00 <AzzA> i didnt mind him that much either, i didnt know what everyone was on about
26:00 <AzzA> then it all become transparent
27:00 <ShadowLurker> lol grass cut
27:00 <Serenity> i was warned off him but im a give everyone a chance person
27:00 <ShadowLurker> <- slow
27:00 <Serenity> make your own opinion etc
28:00 <ShadowLurker> i was scooting around the car park 
28:00 <AzzA> literally scooting?
28:00 <AzzA> worms?
28:00 <AzzA> haha
28:00 <AzzA> segway?
28:00 <ShadowLurker> on my brand new second hand razor scooter
28:00 <AzzA> even classier
29:00 <ShadowLurker> bright green 
29:00 <AzzA> on my brand new secondhand stolen razor scooter that i found outside HJ in armadale
29:00 <ShadowLurker> fully sik 200w motor
29:00 <slinky_J> bah
29:00 <slinky_J> thought it was 1:20
29:00 <slinky_J> only 1pm
29:00 <slinky_J> haha
30:00 <AzzA> bright green, full alloy?
30:00 <ShadowLurker> i got given 2 of them from a woman that found them on a verge dump they both had fucked batteries
30:00 <ShadowLurker> got new batteries goes like a boss
30:00 <ShadowLurker> so she gave me one and i fixed one for her
31:00 <slinky_J> name this movie AzzA
31:00 <slinky_J> Bob: Go out for a dinner still dressed like you're in your living room. You wear those big, you wear those big hippity hoppity clown shoes and you speak to women terribly. You treat them despicably. You hurt harmless dogs that can't even defend themselves. I'm tired of you man. I'm tired of you, you embarrass me. You know we would've kept coming back. That's what he would've done. People 
31:00 <slinky_J> like this they take something from you, and you let them, they just act like they can keep coming back and you still owe them something and they never, never change. You can never change their mind.
31:00 <Serenity> hmm might be time to eat
32:00 <slinky_J> :P
32:00 <faux> My lentils are boilinggggg
32:00 <faux> Nom
32:00 <Anna> yuck
32:00 <faux> ur yuck
32:00 <Bonny> yummy lentils
33:00 <Serenity> i had a lesnack today thats about it
33:00 <AzzA> Fuck up Anna you despicable toerag
33:00 <Bonny> I had poached eggs on toast for brekky
34:00 <AzzA> and Anna for the last time will you stop pm'ing me and asking me to rub my sweaty balls on your chin....i refuse to touch you with any of my anatomy!
34:00 <Bonny> lol
34:00 <Anna> ur a bad troll mmkay
34:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahah
34:00 <faux> this dish is lentils rice abd onions
35:00 <faux> Delish
35:00 <ShadowLurker> looool @ anna
35:00 <Bonny> lentils are good for you
35:00 <faux> They sure are
35:00 <Anna> yea but they taste like cardboard
35:00 <ShadowLurker> and like everything thats good for you
35:00 <ShadowLurker> its shot
35:00 <Bonny> good alternate source of protein
35:00 <faux> Maybe because you don't know how to cook them 
35:00 <ShadowLurker> shit
35:00 <Anna> you're right actually, I can't cook them
35:00 <AzzA> lentils go well with tomatoes
35:00 <AzzA> :P
36:00 <faux> Good now PiS off
36:00 <AzzA> like cook your lentils
36:00 <AzzA> with a nice bit of crusty skin salmon
36:00 <faux> This is a leb dish. Boil lentils, add rice, cook off 2 huge onions til they're brown, add onions, salt pepper tadaa
36:00 <AzzA> and do a nice tomato, red onion capsicum olive oil salsa over the top
37:00 <faux> Sounds poop to people who haven't tried it but its delish
37:00 <AzzA> and garnish with sour cream, that has a few drops of lemon juice stirred in and some dill :P
37:00 <faux> W a cabbage salad hngngng
37:00 <faux> yours sounds like effort
37:00 <faux> Gtfo
37:00 <ShadowLurker> [10:36] <MeGusta> [7]  <ShadowLurker> who eats oatmeal <ShadowLurker> srsly <Irwin> i do <Irwin> it's a good protein source <ShadowLurker> so is spoof but you dont see everyone eating it
37:00 <AzzA> thats not exactly my secret reciepe but its close enough
38:00 <ShadowLurker> that was way harder than it had to be
38:00 <faux> I won't cook anything that requires me to spend more than 30 mins in the kitchen 
38:00 <faux> mmm I love oats
38:00 <AzzA> oats is a SUPERFOOD
38:00 <faux> With fresh berries
38:00 <AzzA> jizz is probably not
38:00 <faux> So good
38:00 <Bonny> lol
39:00 <AzzA> and i dont think there is any truth to that wives tale about jizz being high in protein
39:00 <faux> Lol
39:00 <AzzA> i think its something that the boys tell you to make you swallow :P
39:00 <faux> Prob made up by chicks who like to swallow
39:00 <faux> Or that
39:00 <Serenity> Semen contains both albumin (a protein structure) and free amino acids. The proteins come from the prostate, whereas the amino acids come from the seminal vesicles.[1] A review of several studies found the average amount to be 5040mg/100mL, whereas albumin made up 1550mg of the 5040mg. Although an overall percentage is impossible to calculate due to varying specific gravities of semen and 
39:00 <Serenity> protein content,[2] it is close to 50% protein by weight (although no volume).
40:00 <AzzA> oh no
40:00 <AzzA> look out
40:00 <AzzA> i created a monster
40:00 <AzzA> Dr Sarah
40:00 <faux> OK eminem
40:00 <Serenity> There are about 2-5mg of fructose per mL seminal fluid[4] and it appears to be higher in men who are more fertile.[5] Fructose is present as a fuel supply for sperm cells, and without fructose infertility would result.[6] Breakdown of fructose via fructolysis (for energy consumption) may result in lactic acid production
41:00 <AzzA> there is this thing i saw on the internets about a woman using the bacteria from her vagina to make yoghurt
41:00 <Serenity> gag
41:00 <psYbR> yeah js there's really no reason not to swallow jizz
41:00 <faux> lollll I saw that
41:00 <psYbR> lol wtf AzzA 
42:00 <psYbR> thats ascusting
42:00 <faux> That is fucking rank
42:00 <AzzA> so does that mean....
44:00 <ShadowLurker> i.o
44:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
44:00 <ShadowLurker> damn fat fingers no good for phone
44:00 <psYbR> get on the treadmill
44:00 <ShadowLurker> good for other stuff tho
44:00 <AzzA> no good for your knuckles either
45:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh my knuckles are pretty strong tho
45:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
45:00 <AzzA> well sing us a song then you are the piano man
46:00 <psYbR> i am all a professional female body investigator
47:00 <AzzA> i saw this mug...and it had FBI on it
47:00 <AzzA> and i was like i dont need a cup with FBI on it
47:00 <AzzA> im not an FBI agent
47:00 <AzzA> then i turned it around
47:00 <ShadowLurker> dont limit yourself to females tho 
47:00 <AzzA> and it said FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR
47:00 <faux> Welcome to 1999
48:00 <AzzA> wasnt that quote from like a movie
48:00 <AzzA> step brothers
48:00 <ShadowLurker> damn this place and its shit net
48:00 <Serenity> that explains why its so shit
48:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
49:00 <ShadowLurker> * AzzA frollicks in his field of dicks
49:00 <AzzA> maaatte
49:00 <AzzA> cmon really?
50:00 <ShadowLurker> imagine a field of dicks
50:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRS5lW97mdU
50:00 <Serenity> ^
50:00 <ShadowLurker> standing up flowing in the breeze
50:00 <slinky_J> i have a beanie on
50:00 <AzzA> its fields od dreams and dicks
50:00 <slinky_J> this like long one
50:00 <AzzA> of*
50:00 <slinky_J> i wanna see if anyone laughs at me at eb
50:00 <slinky_J> xD
50:00 <AzzA> fuck my armadilitis
50:00 <ShadowLurker> aaaaaahahahaha field of dicks
51:00 <ShadowLurker> best
51:00 <Anna> o yea psYbR 
51:00 <Anna> i have 42megabyting gaydsl
51:00 <Anna> with unrimited deta
51:00 <ShadowLurker> lies
51:00 <nate> alot of nob per second
51:00 <psYbR> unrimited 
52:00 <ShadowLurker> 42mbit maybe
52:00 <ShadowLurker> not bytes
52:00 <Anna> na its megabyting
52:00 <psYbR> jigabungles
52:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
52:00 <ShadowLurker> its not
53:00 <Anna> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U12ZYBTnHvM
56:00 <ShadowLurker> made this coffee too bloody hot
56:00 <ShadowLurker> baww 1st world problems
56:00 <Anna> I just add cold water first, also saves burning the coffee
56:00 <Anna> best for black coffee
56:00 <ShadowLurker> dont speak to me
59:00 <Serenity> someone bring me food
59:00 <Serenity> now
59:00 <ShadowLurker> mmm
59:00 <ShadowLurker> trade you food for vag
00:00 <AzzA> bird bird bird is the word bird bird bird bird is the word
00:00 <AzzA> ^^^ sounds like a fair deal to me!!
05:00 <ShadowLurker> dont every talk at once now
05:00 <ShadowLurker> everyone
05:00 <g^style> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/children-tested-for-ebola-at-royal-childrens-hospital/story-fni0fiyv-1227239636954
05:00 <AzzA> so, which of the 2 bali 9 gets shot first?
05:00 <AzzA> anyone wanna wager on it?
05:00 <ShadowLurker> dont care
06:00 <ShadowLurker> im tired of hearing about it tbh
06:00 <AzzA> i reckon tony abbot should do a prisoner exchange
06:00 <Serenity> just blow them up already
06:00 <ShadowLurker> just kill em already
06:00 <AzzA> drop himself off 
06:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
06:00 <AzzA> yeah im sick of hearing people sooking for them
07:00 <Loof> awww yeah http://speedtest.ookla.com/result/2829860107.png
08:00 <ShadowLurker> .
08:00 <AzzA> ..
09:00 <Anna> psYbR, ^^ a challenge has been submitted
11:00 <AzzA> is it a physical challenge? :o
12:00 <ShadowLurker> pepsi challenge
13:00 <AzzA> with the mentos?
13:00 <AzzA> wait
13:00 <AzzA> whats a pepsi challenge?
14:00 <ShadowLurker> where have you been
14:00 <AzzA> is it like the ice bucket challenge?
14:00 <AzzA> :o
15:00 <AzzA> i dont drink pepsi
15:00 <Floss> i dont know what that is either
15:00 <AzzA> go on, make me google it then
15:00 <AzzA> make me do alllll the hard work
15:00 <faux> Google my anus
16:00 <ShadowLurker> hah
16:00 <AzzA> will the WWW fit in your anus?
16:00 <faux> Sjsjsjs
16:00 <Serenity> its the name of some ridiculously hard ski competition but people have used it since like the early 90's to do somthing outragous as a challenge
16:00 <ShadowLurker> probably
16:00 <Anna> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M17aG_Po2Y ?
16:00 <faux> TWO MORE DAYS OF SUMMER
16:00 <ShadowLurker> theres a couch i n there
16:00 <Loof> no
16:00 <faux> don't mistake me for ya mum
16:00 <Loof> wtf
16:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
16:00 <Loof> more summer please
16:00 <faux> Yuck
16:00 <faux> Summer sucks
17:00 <AzzA> did done it liked it loved it?
17:00 <Loof> we've had like two hot days
17:00 <Serenity> like some dudes pepsi challenging his mate to fuck some bitch who weighs like 500 kilos
17:00 <AzzA> pepsi max?
17:00 <Loof> wtf
17:00 <Loof> ripped off
17:00 <faux> As if
17:00 <faux> I can't wait for blankets
17:00 <faux> And scarves and beanies
17:00 <faux> And booootsssss
17:00 <Serenity> same
18:00 <Serenity> doing my nieces hair yesterday i literally had sweat pouring off my face
18:00 <AzzA> what the actual fuck gais!!
18:00 <AzzA> we were talking about the pepsi challenge
18:00 <ShadowLurker> lol @ http://imgur.com/K7WXVIg
18:00 <AzzA> and now were onto blankets and shit
18:00 <AzzA> SLOW DOWN!
18:00 <Loof> ling wa puts the fucking fan on cause she's sweaty and fat
18:00 <Loof> i sit there shivering
18:00 <ShadowLurker> good
19:00 <faux> yeah only fat people get hot
19:00 <Loof> yep
19:00 <AzzA> lol ShadowLurker
19:00 <Loof> agreed
19:00 <faux> yep
19:00 <Serenity> ..
19:00 <AzzA> imagur :o
19:00 <Loof> yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
19:00 <faux> Its been humid here for 2 weeks
19:00 <faux> Its so vomit
19:00 <faux> The air is sickening 
19:00 <Serenity> im going to need a litre of vodka to get through this weekend
19:00 <Serenity> or im probably gonna kill myself by tuesday
19:00 <AzzA> im currently sweating like a 4 russian dudes in a sauna
19:00 <faux> Lol
20:00 <faux> Do you have ac
20:00 <Loof> aired cunt
20:00 <AzzA> yeah its running on full fan speed, on power mode at 16degrees
21:00 <Loof> cause she has ac
21:00 <Loof> she loaded
21:00 <AzzA> loof
21:00 <AzzA> wtf man?
21:00 <Loof> cmon man
21:00 <Serenity> lol =/
21:00 <AzzA> roll a spliff and chill dude
21:00 <Anna> brb, eating something, so must post to instagram
21:00 <Anna> microwaved pie is doing it rite
21:00 <AzzA> remeber to instagram how many calories it is too
22:00 <Loof> she probably has one of those toilets that squirts your ass clean
22:00 <AzzA> #75calories
22:00 <Loof> i want one of them
22:00 <Loof> it would be delightful
23:00 <Serenity> who is loof talking about
23:00 <Serenity> faux?
23:00 <AzzA> who knows
23:00 <faux> huh
23:00 <ShadowLurker> no idea
24:00 <Loof> no u
24:00 <faux> Azza how are you still hot lol
24:00 <Loof> spazza
24:00 <ShadowLurker> abs
24:00 <Floss> lol this is fun
24:00 <faux> Is it boiling there today 
24:00 <Serenity> its perth its always fucking boiling
24:00 <ShadowLurker> yup boiling humid
24:00 <Serenity> like.. im close to killing someone im that over the heat
24:00 <Floss> Loof is like a drunk budgie
24:00 <Loof> Floss you dont know me
24:00 <Loof> so die
24:00 <Floss> its rainging and stormy here
25:00 <faux> Yucky
25:00 <Floss> must only be about 16
25:00 <ShadowLurker> geez loof is a bit upset
25:00 <faux> rainging
25:00 <Serenity> what happening loof
25:00 <faux> Lucky bastard
25:00 <faux> I want 26
25:00 <faux> 16*
25:00 <Floss> yep i stand by it
25:00 <Floss> its looovely
25:00 <ShadowLurker> almost lunchtime
25:00 <faux> Its 28 here
25:00 <faux> Possible fundastormz
25:00 <ShadowLurker> gunna get my 2min noodle on
26:00 <faux> overcast eeep
26:00 <Floss> it stormed this morning all the dogs were freaking out
26:00 <faux> your dogs?
26:00 <faux> OE neighbours
26:00 <faux> Or
26:00 <faux> I want a puppyyyy
26:00 <Floss> one was mine she was snoring under the bed
26:00 <faux> But I'm scared it'll bash me for being shit
26:00 <faux> lol aww
26:00 <Loof> god you make me snore Floss you boring drone
27:00 <Floss> Loof Fuck up you smelly old Cunt :)
27:00 <Serenity> i want chips n gravy
27:00 <Floss> im going to make a ham sammich
27:00 <Serenity> in fact im gonna take my fat ass down to find some somewhere
27:00 <Loof> Flossed it
28:00 <Floss> chips n gravy are worth the travel dude go for it
28:00 <faux> I haven't had hot chips in forevs wahhhh
28:00 <faux> I feel like a less shit version of Adonis minus the exercise and muscles
28:00 <faux> Idk how people are so strict its making me want to die
28:00 <faux> For some people its effortless
28:00 <faux> lol I hate them.
29:00 <Anna> Labour intensive jobs
29:00 <Loof> maybe your diet is fucked
29:00 <Anna> Gyms are for morons
29:00 <Floss> as long as they dont bore me with their tedious fucking protein shake recipes and their stupid fucking excercise routines i actually admire people that look after themselves
29:00 <ShadowLurker> mm i can smell rage
29:00 <Loof> there's so many views what to eat
29:00 <Loof> who knows
30:00 <Floss> if they are pretentious cunts they can fuck right off
30:00 <faux> I'm not talking about gyms
30:00 <faux> I'm talking about eating healthy 
30:00 <Anna> oh rite
30:00 <faux> It's been three months now and I just want a fucking gigantic pizza
30:00 <faux> lol floss
30:00 <faux> I hate judgy ones
30:00 <Anna> I eat all kinds of junk but I'm of excellent health
30:00 <ShadowLurker> mmmm pizza
30:00 <Anna> mmm pizza would be good
31:00 <Floss> thats it im making a sammich
31:00 <faux> Shut uo shut up
31:00 <Loof> eat more, lift more
31:00 <Anna> I'm pretty blessed that my appetite matches my metabolism
31:00 <Anna> I eat what I want, when I want
31:00 <faux>  Eat a dick
31:00 <faux> I hate u lol
31:00 <Anna> nah, no appetite for that
31:00 <Loof> oooook
31:00 <faux> I look at carrots and I gain weight 
32:00 <Anna> I don't actually eat much vegies
32:00 <Anna> Every meal has a massive dose of protein
32:00 <faux> I love veg
32:00 <faux> The thing is I love healthy food but I just CBF cooking it and meal planning is so boring ugh
32:00 <ShadowLurker> no appetite for dick
32:00 <ShadowLurker> whats wrong with you
32:00 <faux> If someone Cooked it for me I'd be happy.
32:00 <Loof> marry a chef
32:00 <Anna> Pro-tip: vegetarians aren't long lived
32:00 <Loof> easy
33:00 <Loof> with a huge wang
33:00 <Loof> so no asian chefs
33:00 <ShadowLurker> huge wangs are overrated 
33:00 <Anna> Meal planning is easy, I just think about what would be delicious, then I make it
33:00 <Anna> I sometimes have to say no though, because otherwise I'd eat the same things every day
34:00 <Anna> That gets boring eventually
34:00 <faux> Ok
35:00 <faux> My lunch is almost ready yay
35:00 <faux> Starving
35:00 <Anna> Fun exercise prob helps
35:00 <Anna> Get a mountain bike :D
35:00 <Loof> 2 grapes?
35:00 <Loof> :P
35:00 <faux> I zumba
36:00 <Loof> do you even zumbro?
36:00 <Anna> oh rite, alot of chicks like that
36:00 <faux> Yeah its fun once you stop being awkward 
36:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <Anna> Its probably not very intensive tho
37:00 <Anna> Studies have shown that duration of excercise is irrelevant, the key is mainly doing intense exercise even if only for a few minutes, as long as you max out your heart rate
38:00 <Anna> ie. mountain biking, climbing, etc.
38:00 <Loof> cardio burns muscle
38:00 <Loof> ask adonis
38:00 <Loof> ask recent google searches
38:00 <Anna> shuttup loof you don't know shit
38:00 <Loof> and it ages you
38:00 <Loof> causing wrinkles
38:00 <ShadowLurker> anna you dont know shit either
39:00 <Loof> apparently
39:00 <Loof> just lift
39:00 <Loof> get HUGE
39:00 <Anna> Being huge is retarded
40:00 <Anna> Many are often too big for their own good, they're actually useless, at everything
41:00 <Anna> Except lifting big heavy weights bro, cause thats so useful
41:00 <faux> Ll
41:00 <faux> Lol*
42:00 <Anna> Huge guys can't climb like I can :)
42:00 <ShadowLurker> many are often too dumb for their own good,  theyre actuallu useless, at everything 
42:00 <ShadowLurker> like anna
42:00 <faux> Zzz
43:00 <ShadowLurker> i wonder if this guy is horny
43:00 <ShadowLurker> or just a prick 
43:00 <Floss> ham cheese and hot english mustard sammich
43:00 <Floss> yummy
44:00 <slinky_J> wooo
44:00 <slinky_J> 2 new gaemz woo
44:00 <slinky_J> highlight of my god damned year..
49:00 <AzzA> I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!
49:00 <Serenity> mmm i found chips n grav
49:00 <Floss> well done!
51:00 <Serenity> i got a large ecpecting a tiny box like normal
51:00 <Serenity> and its like 10 kilos of chips
51:00 <Floss> hooray chips for breakky tomorrow also lol
56:00 <faux> Sif
56:00 <faux> Eatthem all now
56:00 <faux> Second day shop chips are vom
57:00 <faux> I just saved $70 on a textbook cos I found it online 
57:00 <faux> Woop
57:00 <faux> Ty torrents
57:00 <Floss> Breathing for Dummies
57:00 <Serenity> im not even half way through and im done
58:00 <faux> Last two textbooks I bought I spent $150 on and used em once
58:00 <faux> They're sitting in my garage collecting dust
58:00 <Floss> sell them
58:00 <faux> My cousins doing a double degree in law and business and she just spent $480 on textbooks
58:00 <faux> Glad that's not me
58:00 <faux> Lol
58:00 <faux> And she's so anal she needs them brand new
59:00 <Serenity> i prefer mine new
01:00 <faux> .
01:00 <faux> Yuck
01:00 <slinky_J> <AzzA> I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!
01:00 <Serenity> its legit 500 degrees outside btw
01:00 <slinky_J> that made me smile :) ty :P
01:00 <Serenity> LEGIT
01:00 <slinky_J> ehehehe lelz <3
02:00 <faux> Do u mind!
02:00 <faux> <AzzA> stfu stinky_J
02:00 <slinky_J> [14:32] <faux> <AzzA> stfu stinky_J
02:00 <faux> Why would you leave in the heat sez
02:00 <faux> U crazy 
02:00 <faux> Voluntarily I mean
02:00 <slinky_J> not fair!
03:00 <slinky_J> who left during great sex?
03:00 <Serenity> cause i wanted chips and im a huge fat person?
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <slinky_J> moit
04:00 <faux> OK lol
04:00 <Serenity> i have to go sit in it for an hour soon blah
05:00 <slinky_J> a little narcotic
05:00 <slinky_J> warm on me
05:00 <slinky_J> what would I be 
05:00 <slinky_J> without the weight of you ^_^
05:00 <Anna> fundamentals yo
05:00 <Anna> fundalightning
06:00 <slinky_J> Anna! o my glob ur still here
06:00 <slinky_J> i missed u while i was out
07:00 <slinky_J> Serenity can you please do me a favour yo?
07:00 <slinky_J> it's about a movie I can't find wondering if you can
07:00 <slinky_J> im using yTS yifi site n cant find it :/
07:00 <Loof> spazzaaaaaaaaaaaaa
09:00 <AzzA> faux...dont you put words in my mouth 
09:00 <AzzA> oh my
09:00 <AzzA> i was sooooo scrolled up
10:00 <faux> Lol
18:00 <Serenity> hnnggarrr
19:00 <slinky_J> hunger
19:00 <slinky_J> oh mang
19:00 <slinky_J> i gotta go back shops and get more food man
19:00 <slinky_J> i like my diet but srs
19:00 <slinky_J> i need like sandwiches at least once a day for a bit lol
19:00 <slinky_J> WITH CHEEZ
17:00 <TheRon> whoa oh oh he's a working class man
18:00 <zaim> *she's
20:00 <TheRon> c'mon c'mon lay down your guns and surrender
21:00 <Anna> nah she'll be rite m8
23:00 <TheRon> what's my, what's my, what's my scene
25:00 <Floss> derping away on irc
27:00 <TheRon> if you start me up, if you start me up i'll never stop
29:00 <doctor> dont be so reckless throw down your guns
29:00 <TheRon> oh errol, i would give anything just to be like him
31:00 <TheRon> we are the sultans, the sultans of swing
31:00 <doctor> oo dire straits, nice choice
36:00 <TheRon> i like to air guitar dire straits
38:00 <TheRon> how do we sleep while our beds are burning
38:00 <doctor> mark knopfler is probably one of the best guitarists of all time
38:00 <AzzA> yeah well thats midnight oil
38:00 <TheRon> oils ain't oils
38:00 <Loof> or eric clapton
38:00 <AzzA> steve vai
38:00 <Loof> one of them
38:00 <AzzA> joe satriani
38:00 <doctor> ya
38:00 <AzzA> the dude from ELO
39:00 <TheRon> jeff lynn?
39:00 <AzzA> yep i think thats him
39:00 <doctor> i think everything is autotuned now
39:00 <TheRon> the one out of the travelling wilbury's?
39:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8s9dmuAKvU
39:00 <AzzA> stevie ray vaughn
40:00 <AzzA> yeah thats him
40:00 <AzzA> from end of the line
41:00 <AzzA> the old live set they did with that lesbian country singer
41:00 <AzzA> and bob dylan
41:00 <AzzA> there was heaps of upn comers
41:00 <AzzA> the boss
42:00 <AzzA> he was in the band too
42:00 <AzzA> :o
43:00 <AzzA> a black and white night the concert was called
43:00 <AzzA> kd lang was the lesbo i was thinking of :P
43:00 <TheRon> rolling stones - miss you
43:00 <TheRon> great song
43:00 <AzzA> rolling stones evie
43:00 <AzzA> i just learnt that on guitar about 2 months ago
43:00 <AzzA> angie
43:00 <AzzA> rather
43:00 <TheRon> thats stevie wright
44:00 <TheRon> evie parts 1 2 & 3
45:00 <psYbR> Loof, Anna http://i.imgur.com/ZCIXKg9.png
45:00 <psYbR> get rekt nerds
46:00 <Anna> haha totes legit
46:00 <TheRon> i don't think i'm a nerd
47:00 <psYbR> my shooping skills are indisputable
47:00 <TheRon> i like beer sport and women, i can't be a nerd
47:00 <psYbR> you're on IRC, you lose
47:00 <TheRon> yeah i know
47:00 <TheRon> does that make you a nerd?
48:00 <TheRon> and she buying a stairway to kevin
52:00 <AzzA> did you see i corrected myself with Angie? lol
52:00 <TheRon> yes
52:00 <doctor> i don't think i'm much of a nerd
53:00 <doctor> more a loser
53:00 <TheRon> me too
53:00 <doctor> being a loser is pretty cool imho
53:00 <TheRon> i need to find a woman that actually wants to sleep with me
54:00 <doctor> lol, might need to cut back on the booze for that
54:00 <TheRon> where's the fun in that
55:00 <doctor> yeah sobriety is pretty lame, but apparently the same feel good chemicals released with alcohol is the same when you bond with people
55:00 <TheRon> that can't be right
55:00 <psYbR> lol
56:00 <psYbR> nah man you need hard drugs.
56:00 <doctor> ocytocin or something
56:00 <TheRon> toto - rosanna, love this song
56:00 <psYbR> hold the line B)
57:00 <TheRon> it amazes me i don't have the best of toto on cd
58:00 <doctor> dont need cds any more, get the vinyl if anything
58:00 <psYbR> torrentz.com imo
02:00 <TheRon> do you see what i see?
02:00 <TheRon> do you see what see?!
04:00 <Student> no
06:00 <simba> vinyl is teh winning format
07:00 <TheRon> 420?
09:00 <TheRon> one step ahead of you
10:00 <simba> more like 19 minutes behind!!
11:00 <TheRon> damn!
11:00 <TheRon> listen in some split enz
12:00 <simba> them big ol pearly whites sparklin
13:00 <TheRon> bleeding gums murphy?
14:00 <TheRon> back in black, yes i'm back in black!
17:00 <TheRon> reach out and, reach out and touch somebody
19:00 <simba> proceed
19:00 <simba> u may touch my faith
19:00 <simba> *pulls faith-holders down*
19:00 <TheRon> faith + 1
20:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna get down on my knees and start pleasing jesus, i want to feel his salvation all over my face
21:00 <simba> didnt know u were so kinky
21:00 <TheRon> well....
22:00 <TheRon> did i offend any christians??
22:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/9f0b1feac830cf91985ad2977d1e32ea/tumblr_ngmluaErA91s2yegdo1_400.gif
22:00 <simba> elephant got caught on security camera picking up trash and putting it in a garbage can
22:00 <TheRon> christians are going to hell, i'm afraid the jews were right
24:00 <TheRon> you're the voice try and understand it
25:00 <TheRon> make a noise and make it clear
25:00 <TheRon> i am so aussie
27:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <TheRon> more aussie than student anyway
30:00 <TheRon> and you will throwwwwwww your arms around me
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <simba> whats that track called?
31:00 <simba> wait
31:00 <simba> its throw your arms around me
31:00 <TheRon> wd
31:00 <simba> i genuinely heard that song on the radio sometime last year thought it was a TheRon song
32:00 <TheRon> how can you not?
32:00 <simba> and 
32:00 <simba> love of the common people
32:00 <simba> thats a total TheRon song
39:00 <Loof> pub songs
39:00 <Loof> zzzzz
40:00 <simba> zzzzzzzzzz
41:00 <Fez> Ron,The
43:00 <slinky_J> wooo
43:00 <slinky_J> a hundred bucks goes fast man
43:00 <simba> i can hear cars that sound like bees
43:00 <slinky_J> good thing I had seven bucks in my jacket pockets so I could grab a carton
43:00 <simba> the clipsal thing must be happening soon
44:00 <slinky_J> You hear dead people too?
44:00 <slinky_J> INO WHERE U LIVE NOW
44:00 <slinky_J> in adelaide.
46:00 <nate> slinky_J stalk him!
46:00 <nate> ;L
46:00 <slinky_J> yo nate
46:00 <faux> zoooooommm
46:00 <faux> Zoooooommm
46:00 <slinky_J> i bought the sweetest glasses b4
46:00 <slinky_J> rofl
46:00 <nate> yeah and ya games?
46:00 <slinky_J> they got this trippy as flower pattern
46:00 <faux> Pics
46:00 <slinky_J> so good
46:00 <faux> Ew
46:00 <faux> lol
46:00 <slinky_J> yer
47:00 <faux> Flower patterned glasses
47:00 <slinky_J> my girl likes them on me
47:00 <slinky_J> yer
47:00 <faux> R u 12 irl
47:00 <slinky_J> look sick
47:00 <slinky_J> no
47:00 <faux> show pics
47:00 <slinky_J> im a skinhead
47:00 <slinky_J> with kickass girly glasses
47:00 <slinky_J> id have to charge my camera
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <simba> pix
47:00 <slinky_J> i will pix them just not right now
47:00 <nate> no glasses, only penis pics for the ladies
47:00 <slinky_J> ive had 4 beers n am updating shit
48:00 <slinky_J> life is boring without music
48:00 <faux> Use your phone 
48:00 <simba> that is trie
48:00 <simba> true
48:00 <faux> I'm hungry
48:00 <faux> What's for dinner 
48:00 <simba> life with bad music brings you down
48:00 <slinky_J> my fone
48:00 <nate> what is bad music?
48:00 <slinky_J> LOLOLOL
48:00 <slinky_J> my fone!
48:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
49:00 <slinky_J> sure..
49:00 <simba> commercial garbage
49:00 <slinky_J> my fone.
49:00 <slinky_J> i will pic these glasses just not right fkn now
49:00 <slinky_J> they so killa
49:00 <simba> yes doesnt ur phone have a camera
49:00 <nate> comeon slink, do it for the sexy ladies
49:00 <slinky_J> i forgot i can update a game and use youtube on xbox
49:00 <slinky_J> lolz
50:00 <slinky_J> simba tell me if you like this ""Go out for a dinner still dressed like you're in your living room. You wear those big, you wear those big hippity hoppity clown shoes and you speak to women terribly. You treat them despicably. You hurt harmless dogs that can't even defend themselves. I'm tired of you man. I'm tired of you, you embarrass me. You know we would've kept coming back. That's what 
50:00 <slinky_J> he would've done. People like this they take something from you, and you let them, they just act like they can keep coming back and you still owe them something and they never, never change. You can never change their mind.""
50:00 <nate> lots of hot gamer chicks love glasses
50:00 <simba> did u ever wonder how a bug gets to the top level of a hotel
50:00 <simba> and if it ever comes down
51:00 <nate> a "bug?"
51:00 <nate> a listening device?
51:00 <nate> with camera in slinkys room
52:00 <nate> make lots of money
52:00 <simba> a fucking insect 
54:00 <slinky_J> ok
54:00 <slinky_J> she told me not to look at the sun thru these ten dollar glasses
54:00 <slinky_J> and i did
54:00 <slinky_J> IT WAS AMAZEBALLS
54:00 <slinky_J> didnt do shit
54:00 <slinky_J> yet?
55:00 <slinky_J> a bug
55:00 <slinky_J> you know that there's this spider, simba
55:00 <slinky_J> it adapts to any enviroment
55:00 <slinky_J> especially rocks
55:00 <slinky_J> in Mildura
55:00 <slinky_J> know it's latin name?
56:00 <slinky_J> Picard.
56:00 <Christopher> esconder
56:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUrwQWFMtKg&feature=youtu.be
57:00 <simba> lmao
57:00 <slinky_J> steven_
57:00 <slinky_J> i got the gaemz
57:00 <slinky_J> :D
57:00 <slinky_J> bro
57:00 <steven_> hawhaw
57:00 <slinky_J> my "gf" came round my place first time
57:00 <simba> man i wanna smoke bongs with that guy
58:00 <slinky_J> just b4
58:00 <slinky_J> lel
58:00 <slinky_J> i was thinkin
58:00 <steven_> get it in her
58:00 <slinky_J> she gonna hate my carpet
58:00 <slinky_J> no
58:00 <slinky_J> brb piss
58:00 <psYbR> np. Transcendence.2014.1080p.BrRip...
58:00 <slinky_J> and what ever other shit i do 
58:00 <slinky_J> good movie
58:00 <slinky_J> HEY MORGAN FREEMAN
59:00 <psYbR> Jonny Derp
59:00 <slinky_J> CAN YOU STOP PLAYING LUCIAS FOX IN EVERY MOVIE YOU ARE IN SINCE BATMAN
59:00 <Christopher> i am a shuffle
59:00 <slinky_J> THANKS
59:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zjAF_SPGtQ
59:00 <slinky_J> LOVE EVERYONE EVER
59:00 <Christopher> rrr
59:00 <slinky_J> lucy sucked ass
59:00 <steven_> haah
00:00 <slinky_J> omg women
00:00 <slinky_J> b3fore
00:00 <slinky_J> this thing i have from my nan
00:00 <slinky_J> she was tryin to guess its name and i called it a puggle
00:00 <slinky_J> and she just says the thing she thought of is called a puggle
00:00 <slinky_J> and im like
00:00 <slinky_J> thats what i said then
00:00 <slinky_J> this is why i game
01:00 <slinky_J> hawhawhaw
01:00 <simba> @______________@
01:00 <steven_> im beached as
01:00 <Christopher> watch how my feet slide
01:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zjAF_SPGtQ
02:00 <slinky_J> bro
02:00 <Christopher> thats one variant
02:00 <slinky_J> i got these sick glasses
02:00 <Christopher> yeah
02:00 <slinky_J> ima take a pic soonish
02:00 <slinky_J> n show u stebie
02:00 <Christopher> kk
02:00 <slinky_J> steven_ lel
02:00 <slinky_J> when i find charger for camera
02:00 <psYbR> lol gw movie directors
02:00 <psYbR> guy puts box of cakes through an xray
02:00 <Christopher> y        \^   ^/
02:00 <Christopher> e        ((   ))   
02:00 <Christopher> a        ^))^((^
02:00 <Christopher> r       (((\ /))) 
02:00 <slinky_J> man
02:00 <psYbR> but has a bag over his shoulder the whole time
02:00 <slinky_J> american films
03:00 <slinky_J> and actors/actresses
03:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFX0JdLQ2M4
03:00 <psYbR> and metal belt buckle. etc
03:00 <slinky_J> shouldnt even televise the awards
03:00 <simba> that owns Christopher
03:00 <slinky_J> THE DROP
03:00 <slinky_J> should have been nominated
03:00 <Christopher>         \\\V  ))((  V///
03:00 <Christopher>          \\\\((__))////
03:00 <slinky_J> with tom hardy as best male lead
03:00 <Christopher> lol
03:00 <Christopher> acid
03:00 <Christopher> the screen is melting
03:00 <slinky_J> academy awards is as fucked as Christophers brain
04:00 <Christopher> 1         //^  ))((  ^\\
04:00 <Christopher> 2        /<(( ((  )) ))>\ 
04:00 <Christopher> 3        \\\V  ))((  V///
04:00 <Christopher> 4         \\\\((__))////
04:00 <Christopher> what
04:00 <Christopher> u wanta
04:00 <simba> ok enough of that
04:00 <psYbR> Christopher: http://www.reddit.com/r/tripsit
05:00 <Christopher> 2  /<(( ((  )) ))>\ 
05:00 <Christopher> 3  \\\V  ))((  V///
06:00 <Christopher> 2  /<(( ((  )) ))>\ 
06:00 <Christopher> 3  \\\V  ))((  V///
06:00 <Christopher> lala
06:00 <Christopher>  1    \^//  \\^/ 
06:00 <Christopher> 2      )))  (((  
06:00 <Christopher> 1     <\ \  / /> 
07:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off  chris
07:00 <Christopher> cause u not that good
07:00 <Christopher> ShadowLurker
07:00 <nate> chris be lurkin ;p
07:00 <Christopher> thats depths of mind
07:00 <simba> pls stop spamming
07:00 <ShadowLurker> read the rules you fucking dumb cunt
07:00 <Christopher> what
08:00 <Christopher> y        \^   ^/
08:00 <Christopher> e        ((   ))   
08:00 <Christopher> a        ^))^((^
08:00 <Christopher> r       (((\ /)))
08:00 <Christopher> o       /  \ /  \
08:00 <Christopher> f       \ \ W / /
08:00 <Christopher> g        \ \ / /    
08:00 <Christopher> o         \ W /
09:00 <ShadowLurker> idiot
09:00 <simba> christ settle down mate
09:00 <psYbR> lol
09:00 <simba> have an ice cream with some 1000s and 1000s on it or something
10:00 <simba> 100s*
10:00 <ShadowLurker> nothings changed he needs a ban
10:00 <simba> thanx b1
10:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <ShadowLurker> .
11:00 <ShadowLurker> b1 would have power ranted about how he wouldnt have removed it etc etc
13:00 <simba> oh he woulda been knocking up an email sending out to every austnet admin ever past present and future
13:00 <ShadowLurker> that too
13:00 <ShadowLurker> then taking a couple lines out of context to have a gossip to someone
14:00 <simba> oh we are gonna cop it bad for this
14:00 <simba> this will be heavily manipulated into a scathing attack by an austnet op
14:00 <simba> boy am I in for it
14:00 <ShadowLurker> totally
18:00 <simba> dubstep
20:00 <ShadowLurker> boobstep
21:00 <faux> Erlh
21:00 <faux> Wekh
21:00 <faux> Erkh
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
24:00 <slinky_J> i had
24:00 <slinky_J> the best shower then
24:00 <slinky_J> until i needed to fart
24:00 <slinky_J> and stood there like a deer infront of headlights
25:00 <slinky_J> <%simba> christ settle down mate <- Pilot said to christ as he hung from the cross "Bro stop pissing and moaning like your six pack isn't the shit. Jesus!"
26:00 <simba> peeing in the shower owns
26:00 <slinky_J> ye i do that
26:00 <simba> but not even aiming for the drain just letting loose
26:00 <slinky_J> so many holes to pee through
26:00 <simba> and knowing god will clean it up
26:00 <slinky_J> in that grate
26:00 <slinky_J> lols
26:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
26:00 <ShadowLurker> thats fucking random
27:00 <ShadowLurker> but it does own
27:00 <slinky_J> Simba, Nights, Cum and Random Dayz
27:00 <slinky_J> best movie ever
27:00 <simba> Blood, Sweat and Dog Shit
29:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
30:00 <simba> r u a carlton fan as well ShadowLurker?
30:00 <ShadowLurker> dont follow it
31:00 <AzzA> ShadowLurker would follow fremantle if he had a say :P
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
31:00 <ShadowLurker> not likely
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
31:00 <ShadowLurker> im not that gay
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> only 1/2?
31:00 <AzzA> thats not being gay
31:00 <ShadowLurker> yup
31:00 <AzzA> real men wear purple
32:00 <simba> whats a half
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah! totes....
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> purple is an awesome colour
32:00 <ShadowLurker> half gay simba keep up
32:00 <simba> ah yes
34:00 <ShadowLurker> meanwhile
34:00 <ShadowLurker> back at the ranch
34:00 <simba> i was masturbated by george lucas at skywalker ranch
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're wearing no pants and leather chaps?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Serenity is a lucky woman 
34:00 <mrdanger> ladies
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> MrDanger!
34:00 <simba> hi *bats eyelids*
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <DistmeGrave> hi spanky
35:00 <mrdanger> KATATONIC KATE IN CAPS!!!
35:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
35:00 <DistmeGrave> i sucked all the trannypops
35:00 <mrdanger> lol@topic
36:00 <simba> lmao fuck 
36:00 <slinky_J> oh man
37:00 <slinky_J> i want to eat but if i eat ill fall asleep
37:00 <mrdanger> one of my friends left their weed at my house and I have smoked almost all of it
37:00 <mrdanger> sucker
38:00 <simba> sif he didnt go back for it
38:00 <mrdanger> technically its my gfs friend, she was like oh i dont want to smoke too much so you hang on to it for me
38:00 <mrdanger> hah
38:00 <mrdanger> again, sucker
38:00 <mrdanger> ill just pretend i dont speak english if she asks me about it
39:00 <slinky_J> yer sif
39:00 <slinky_J> i been ballin since my adult years bro
39:00 <DistmeGrave> its snowing btw my knees
39:00 <mrdanger> i been ballin since i keep buying cheap pants
39:00 <DistmeGrave> from an opshop?
40:00 <mrdanger> they get all those little balls of shit over them when you wash them
40:00 <mrdanger> nah, op shop shit is quality compared to kmart
40:00 <slinky_J> i heard an icecream cry inside a pigskin football hide a million mexicans outta orange crate just wanna live dont wanna die
40:00 <slinky_J> werd tupac werd up
40:00 <slinky_J> werd
40:00 <DistmeGrave> DFO's are the best
40:00 <mrdanger> i live in a block of like 40 apartments and a couple of months ago a family or two with kids moved in
41:00 <mrdanger> and those little fucks scream outside my house for about 3 hours a day
41:00 <DistmeGrave> aliens?
41:00 <mrdanger> i want to punch their parents in the face for moving in to an apartment complex
42:00 <DistmeGrave> soon they will want a cut from your dope?
42:00 <mrdanger> plus there is a big park across the road so if the parents were not lazy fucks they could wander across there
42:00 <DistmeGrave> are they asian
42:00 <mrdanger> instead of playing on scooters in what is essentially a road
42:00 <mrdanger> yep, one family asian one family indian
42:00 <DistmeGrave> i figured they breed a lot faster even in the shanty home
43:00 <mrdanger> hah, they only just moved in though, im pretty sure they were aware they had children before they went for a 2 bedroom unit with no yard
43:00 <mrdanger> and like, the apartments are about 400/week, so they could have got a 3 bedroom house with a yard
43:00 <mrdanger> if they were not shit
43:00 <DistmeGrave> http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/polluted-river-running-through-a-malaysian-slum-david-nunuk.jpg
44:00 <DistmeGrave> they probably got it for a burgain
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwwww
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i feel your pain mrdanger!
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've got bollywood fucks in my unit block
44:00 <DistmeGrave> prank the parents and ask for ransoms
44:00 <DistmeGrave> 10grand for every million
44:00 <mrdanger> the other day I heard all these kids yelling for like 10 minuts before i realised they had lost their ball on my third story balcony
45:00 <mrdanger> i waited half an hour before i gave it back just to be a cunt
45:00 <DistmeGrave> tell them to deliver cash in an envelop into the mailbox those noise maker fuckers
45:00 <mrdanger> lol
45:00 <DistmeGrave> so you can get more weed
45:00 <mrdanger> one young couple moved out today, they had been sandwiched in between the two young families
46:00 <mrdanger> must have been shitballs
46:00 <DistmeGrave> why not move out to albury and get grants
46:00 <mrdanger> i think they play and yell in front of my yard coz their parents tell them theyre being too loud in front of their own houe
46:00 <simba> mrdanger youve been conversing with beeehhh
46:00 <mrdanger> im such a bitter old man
46:00 <DistmeGrave> im only 23
47:00 <mrdanger> im "only" 28
47:00 <DistmeGrave> http://i58.tinypic.com/14cgwp5.jpg
47:00 <simba> i thought you'd be impressed
47:00 <DistmeGrave> all the curtin babes are back for you
47:00 <mrdanger> my girlfriend went to indonesia for a week today so i get to watch lots of porn and chat on irc
47:00 <mrdanger> fuckin sick life
48:00 <mrdanger> also i can watch shows that arent fucking horrible
48:00 <DistmeGrave> malay chicks are horny looking for a fulltimer root
48:00 <mrdanger> malay chicks are not horny lol
48:00 <DistmeGrave> chinese girls i mean
48:00 <mrdanger> the chinese malay ones are your best bet
48:00 <mrdanger> yeah
48:00 <mrdanger> you know the go
49:00 <DistmeGrave> 90% of them are chinese on here
49:00 <mrdanger> and of that 90%, upwards of 1% may be attractive
49:00 <DistmeGrave> how can they be chinese when they running the countries economy
49:00 <mrdanger> lol
49:00 <mrdanger> hard workers bruz
50:00 <mrdanger> money almost rules all, and then you have sharia law
50:00 <mrdanger> its a complex balancing act
50:00 <DistmeGrave> yeah they cut the vaginas
50:00 <DistmeGrave> disturbing to see
50:00 <mrdanger> BYE FAUX
51:00 <DistmeGrave> mrdanger why not visit me this april
51:00 <mrdanger> anywho, I will be back at some time in the not too distant future
51:00 <DistmeGrave> i'll show you where i saw the UFO during the summer holiday only few of us stayed infact i never left since jan2012
52:00 <slinky_J> Life is just shit
52:00 <slinky_J> this world just don't owe ya
52:00 <slinky_J> aha i love quotes
52:00 <StrykerX>                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
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52:00 <DistmeGrave> UFOs are not hoax its as real as you breathe air
53:00 <simba> thats a great quote
53:00 <DistmeGrave> this is hoax http://i58.tinypic.com/14cgwp5.jpg by facebook scammers asking me for 500USD cunts
53:00 <simba>                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
53:00 <simba>                                                               - StrykerX, 2015
53:00 <slinky_J> what's a great quote?
53:00 <slinky_J> ufos?
53:00 <slinky_J> oh
53:00 <slinky_J> yer fantastic, another fuckhead plaque
54:00 <DistmeGrave> time for a sweet nap see ya folks after
54:00 <StrykerX> :')
55:00 <TheRon> i'll never be your beast of burden
56:00 <TheRon> ha my name is stephon
57:00 <TheRon> harden the fuck up stephon
59:00 <slinky_J> man i wana nap
59:00 <slinky_J> cept id wake up at 2am
59:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
00:00 <TheRon> do you have breasts
00:00 <TheRon> i like breasst
00:00 <TheRon> breasts
00:00 <Dugnuts> well
00:00 <Dugnuts> i dont think i do
00:00 <Dugnuts> nurp
00:00 <simba> youre the breast.... around
01:00 <Dugnuts> nothings gonna ever keep you down!
01:00 <Dugnuts> heh
01:00 <Dugnuts> cept gravity
01:00 <Dugnuts> poor boobies
01:00 <Dugnuts> gravity does keep them down
02:00 <TheRon> thats the way it's gonna be little darling, we'll be riding on the horses yeah yeah
02:00 <Dugnuts> wrong song matey
04:00 <Dugnuts> so i have tomorrow off
04:00 <Dugnuts> WOO
04:00 <TheRon> you gonna go trawling for hookers?
05:00 <Dugnuts> if i was gonna get a hooker i wouldnt trawl for one
05:00 <Dugnuts> not that ive ever gotten one
05:00 <Dugnuts> but i knew one
05:00 <TheRon> you have her number?
05:00 <Dugnuts> and you do your browsing online
05:00 <Dugnuts> and get them to come to you!
06:00 <TheRon> no lies no lies do it again
07:00 <steven_> gta5 intro sucks 
07:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
07:00 <Dugnuts> morning?
08:00 <TheRon> gaming in general sucks
08:00 <Dugnuts> you wake up at 7pm every day?
08:00 <Sunbeam> hi Dugnuts ..it is here in the UK
08:00 <Sunbeam> 8:08 am
08:00 <Sunbeam> i wake up at 6:20 everyday
08:00 <Dugnuts>  oh
08:00 <Dugnuts> i was just confused coz of the channel name anda ll
10:00 <Dugnuts> so what are people up to this fine thursday evening?
10:00 <Sunbeam> no idea
10:00 <Dugnuts> was more asking the people who it is evening for Sunbeam
10:00 <Sunbeam> i kinda gathered that
11:00 <Sunbeam> and just for the record i was invited here ...it isn't just for melbourne folks i was told
11:00 <Dugnuts> and you just decided to answer a question you knew wasnt directed at you?
11:00 <Dugnuts> i see
11:00 <Dugnuts> heh its cool man
11:00 <Dugnuts> seems pretty dead atm
11:00 <Sunbeam> i was being polite and trying to make conversation
11:00 <Dugnuts> but ive only been here 10 minutes tonight
12:00 <Sunbeam> i'll shush if that suits you?
12:00 <TheRon> jesus wants you for a Sunbeam 
12:00 <Dugnuts> i said its cool mang
12:00 <Sunbeam> he can't have me tho TheRon
12:00 <Dugnuts> im just playing
13:00 <Sunbeam> :)
14:00 <TheRon> so i'll sing it to the world a simple message to my girl
16:00 <Sunbeam> you'll have to sing it louder to be heard TheRon
16:00 <TheRon> indeed
17:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!!!
23:00 <TheRon> cause uptown funk gonna give it you
25:00 <slinky_J> v a g i n a
25:00 <slinky_J> smells
25:00 <slinky_J> :P
25:00 <slinky_J> like snails
25:00 <slinky_J> and t a s t e s
25:00 <slinky_J> like coins.
25:00 <slinky_J> The End.
26:00 <simba> ok settle down
26:00 <Dugnuts> what?
27:00 <slinky_J> i cum in peas.
27:00 <slinky_J> :(
27:00 <TheRon> air supply - making love out of nothing at all
28:00 <Dugnuts> thats pretty gross
28:00 <TheRon> mew how goes it?
32:00 <Fez> TheRon
33:00 <TheRon> i saw breasts today
33:00 <TheRon> well cleavage but still
33:00 <Fez> breast isnt breast without nipple right
33:00 <Fez> ?
34:00 <TheRon> nope
34:00 <Fez> chicken breast doesnt have niipple and they get away with it
34:00 <TheRon> isn't that right ladies
34:00 <simba> https://soundcloud.com/rcade_xd/aryll-white-world
35:00 <TheRon> simba i have a soundcloud rule
35:00 <simba> what is it
36:00 <TheRon> don't click on it
36:00 <simba> doesnt make sense
36:00 <simba> what if its bruce springsteen
36:00 <simba> do you not use youtube or anything
36:00 <TheRon> it never is
36:00 <simba> what if it is
37:00 <simba> what if a new never before heard bruce track comes out and his people put it up on soundcloud
37:00 <TheRon> it's always shitty house techno shit ppl have just made up
37:00 <simba> its like youtube for music thats all you need to worry about
37:00 <simba> dont worry about the chris' of the world
37:00 <simba> dont let them take ur soundcloud away
38:00 <TheRon> she's like the wind in your dreams
38:00 <simba> i just realised footy is on right now
38:00 <TheRon> oh yes
38:00 <simba> finally the footy has come back to tv (said in the rock voice)
38:00 <Dugnuts> and im more and more glad that i dont have a television
39:00 <simba> theres a stream too
39:00 <simba> do you have anything against firstrow
39:00 <TheRon> dugnuts could be a poof
39:00 <Dugnuts> coz i dont like gayfl?
39:00 <Dugnuts> yeah ok
39:00 <simba> lol thats clever
39:00 <simba> a rhymes with gay
39:00 <simba> hahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
39:00 <Dugnuts> wow
39:00 <Dugnuts> weirdo
39:00 <simba> gayfl that is genius lad
39:00 <British^Meat> is there trouble here?
40:00 <simba> troubles arrived
40:00 <TheRon> Bonny: go cats!!
40:00 <Bonny`> Lol
40:00 <British^Meat> oh my 
40:00 <Bonny`> I'm working at the cricket atm
41:00 <TheRon> go ireland
41:00 <simba> carn the pear
41:00 <TheRon> the irish haven't lost yet
41:00 <Bonny`> It's Sri Lanka and Bangladesh
41:00 <Bonny`> Boring
42:00 <TheRon> did you sneak in a flask?
42:00 <TheRon> i would've
42:00 <Bonny`> Nah lol
42:00 <Bonny`> I'm outside of the stadium
42:00 <TheRon> even more reason to bring a flask
43:00 <Bonny`> Can't get in without credentials
43:00 <simba> flasks are too easy to pat down - just stuff cocaine down your shoe
43:00 <TheRon> no shirt no shoes no entry
09:00 <slinky_J> grr
09:00 <slinky_J> not even dinner time
09:00 <slinky_J> :( :(
12:00 <benny> don't think anyone cares about this place no more
13:00 <Bastardly_One> thank the admin for that 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't mean channel admin
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean network
14:00 <benny> yeh fuck em
14:00 <benny> fuck em all
15:00 <benny> dont know why people connect to just idle
16:00 <Bastardly_One> because if half of them speak they'll face bullshit zlines, etc
16:00 <benny> how come?
16:00 <Serenity> hey wb TokenDaRing
17:00 <TokenDaRing> hey
17:00 <TokenDaRing> does anyone here roast coffee beans?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't drink the stuff but seems logical to me to buy the roasted stuff
18:00 <TokenDaRing> well, the closer you brew it to the date it's roasted, the better it tastes
18:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm looking at doing my own roasting and just buying green beans
19:00 <benny> green beans are great and very healthy
19:00 <TokenDaRing> it's also cheaper than buying it roasted
19:00 <Serenity> im too lazy for that
19:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: I've had more free time in the last week then pretty much most of the last 5 years :P
19:00 <TokenDaRing> in a way, it's driving me a bit crazy
20:00 <TokenDaRing> but I"m just making myself do more and more things to keep busy
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and before I make this call
20:00 <Bastardly_One> do you read?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> if you do/can ... there's a lot of time killed
21:00 <TokenDaRing> not really read as in novels so much
22:00 <Serenity> reading becomes addictive
22:00 <amsy> very
23:00 <amsy> but then a boring book comes along and completely ruins everything
23:00 <amsy> you stop reading and then dont start another book because youre still halfway through one
24:00 <amsy> its how it works for me anyway :(
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't been able to read for years and suddenly it's came back 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> feels awesome
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe it's the end of the week already
32:00 <Dugnuts> heh
34:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: sup
34:00 <TokenDaRing> dug
34:00 <Dugnuts> watching gotham
34:00 <Dugnuts> talking to a girl on pof
34:00 <partay> amsy toasted sammich kgo
34:00 <Dugnuts> trying to get some lovin
34:00 <Dugnuts> you know
35:00 <TokenDaRing> what is pof?
35:00 <Dugnuts> plenty of fish
35:00 <Dugnuts> just one of the many dating sites out there
35:00 <partay> Dugnuts sure its not a guy ?
35:00 <TokenDaRing> ahhhh
35:00 <Dugnuts> yes partay
35:00 <Dugnuts> im sure
36:00 <partay> cant be too careful these days
38:00 <Dugnuts> i guess
38:00 <Dugnuts> im pretty sure if it was a guy he would pretend to be a hotter girl
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't ... I'd make it believable
41:00 <Dugnuts> well either way
41:00 <Dugnuts> im not dumb enough to go giving internet strangers money
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I even google image search attractive but normal women
42:00 <Bastardly_One> as partay said ... can never be too sure
42:00 <partay> post her pic
43:00 <Dugnuts> yeah not gonna happen
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh partay
43:00 <Bastardly_One> have got in touch with the MILF again
43:00 <Bastardly_One> attempt #500 coming up!
45:00 <partay> dude... chicks like that dont like games... just go with the straight up aproach
45:00 <partay> shes heard it all befortre
46:00 <slinky_J> and like....... and then..... and more.... not that.... you need them....
46:00 <slinky_J> your mother's heard every click and grunt every neanderthaller ever called out partay
46:00 <slinky_J> it's why you're here
46:00 <partay> errr what ?
46:00 <slinky_J> errr.. soz?
46:00 <slinky_J> .......
46:00 <partay> again in English you retard
47:00 <slinky_J> what retard?
47:00 <partay> that makes no sense 
47:00 <slinky_J> oh it did
47:00 <slinky_J> just you dont
47:00 <slinky_J> you're a fucking loser.
47:00 <partay> umm ok champ
47:00 <partay> im a loser 
47:00 <partay> hahahaha
47:00 <slinky_J> go fuck your best mate Picard.
47:00 <partay> roger that 
47:00 <Dugnuts> soy un perdidor
47:00 <partay> lol
47:00 <slinky_J> hi im partay ircs worst troll!
48:00 <partay> you are the lulz
48:00 <slinky_J> cant take a diss but can dish disses out.
48:00 <slinky_J> ino you are but what am i
48:00 <partay> *yawn*
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck?
48:00 <partay> go back to sleep you mong
49:00 <Bastardly_One> partay is making a point ... she's the exact same age as me
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if we've not heard it all by now we've both lived a life of celebacy
51:00 <partay> like slinky_J has heard " ewww get away from me you creepy fucker"
52:00 <slinky_J> never heard it, ever
52:00 <slinky_J> but since you said it
52:00 <slinky_J> I assume you have.
53:00 <slinky_J> :~(
53:00 <partay> hahahaha
53:00 <slinky_J> keep trying "partay"
53:00 <partay> lulz
53:00 <partay> poor slinky_J 
53:00 <slinky_J> everyone that loses hahahas then lols then says that
53:00 <partay> nowun wuves you 
53:00 <simba> cut it out u lossers
53:00 <slinky_J> ok fine
53:00 <slinky_J> i had 2 awesome as soggy sangas
54:00 <slinky_J> so cheesey so full of meats and oh bad for diet
56:00 <[\^alienAted_Romeo> hi all
01:00 <benny> you will all die of heart failure
04:00 <AzzA> still better than dying of a lonely heart :/
06:00 <simba> owned
06:00 <simba> what up romeo
08:00 <British^Meat> not fat, no need to diet
16:00 <benny> simba do you have a gf?
18:00 <simba> y
18:00 <steven_> he wants to be your bf
18:00 <steven_> Loof the poof
18:00 <British^Meat> ooer
19:00 <benny> Loof the poof
19:00 <partay> Loof the poof 
20:00 <British^Meat> Loof backwards spells FOOL
20:00 <benny> hahah
20:00 <simba> u guys r bullies
21:00 <partay> lol
21:00 <British^Meat> fukdatkunt
21:00 <steven_> we havnt taken his lunch money yet
21:00 <partay> hes too broke for lunch moneyy
22:00 <Bastardly_One> keep wasting that text
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he has all of PigPond on ignore
22:00 <British^Meat> his lunch would probs be like 10 happy meals
22:00 <British^Meat> we'd get some good coin out of him
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and others not on BigPond
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt that is too lazy to meet a mate
22:00 <steven_> carefactor
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but can get out of bed at the drop of a hat to score
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <simba> Loof do u have b1 on ignore
23:00 <simba> cos hes totally still whining about u not wanting to meet him
23:00 <British^Meat> again
23:00 <British^Meat> its totally obvious, he doesnt wanna meet u
23:00 <British^Meat> amiright?
23:00 <simba> i mean, i get out of bed to score if im dry, definitely. but meeting an old man? sleeping in wins every time
23:00 <Loof> he'll get over it
24:00 <Loof> no i dont have him on ignore
24:00 <Mew> why do you wanna meet loof so bad b1?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> missing the point
24:00 <benny> haha Loof
24:00 <partay> for the same reason he wants to meet you mew 
24:00 <British^Meat> youd have to get up early, like say..... 1pm
24:00 <benny> sad case
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he whines about having no friends, etc 
24:00 <Mew> its a question though.. 
24:00 <Loof> shout me weed and i'll turn up :P
24:00 <Mew> whyyyy
24:00 <simba> is the point he'd rather get weed then meet you? cos i cant imagine anyone who wouldnt choose da green
24:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
25:00 <simba> id rather smoke alone in a jail cell
25:00 <benny> lol
25:00 <benny> shit weed prob too
25:00 <Mew> you don't do this to Doodle and he lives closer
25:00 <simba> lol jk
25:00 <simba> that last 1
25:00 <benny> id rather smoke alone in my bed
25:00 <Loof> prison sex ftw
26:00 <simba> yeah why dont you try to intimidate doodle into meeting you like youre doing here
27:00 <benny> doodle would break his neck
27:00 <Loof> i'd even meet up for a coffee, but you dont drink coffee
28:00 <Loof> and neither of us drink alcohol
28:00 <Mew> Loof what's happened in the last few weeks to spark this fascination
28:00 <Loof> what facsination?
28:00 <Mew> b1 wanting to meet up
28:00 <British^Meat> its a new slinky beagle bromance
28:00 <benny> they meet for drugs and sex
28:00 <British^Meat> Geee, i wonder how this friendship will end
28:00 <benny> and company
28:00 <British^Meat> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
28:00 <Loof> he came to melb but i was lazy
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh oh oh!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen chad's new online bitch
29:00 <Bastardly_One> she's also another raving drunk
29:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and they diss each other calling themselves bad drunks
29:00 <Mew> omg this is serious
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's hilarius
29:00 <Bastardly_One> *hilarious
29:00 <simba> wow that is juicy man
29:00 <simba> stop press
29:00 <benny> alcohol is a weak drug
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, in the aust rooms
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they despise him over there too 
30:00 <Loof> paltalk?
30:00 <Mew> subject changing what's going on??? are you guys meeting for handjobs
30:00 <Mew> be honest
30:00 <psYbR> Mew: when you gonna hook up with ash?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> say how much you hate carspokes and you've made instant friends
30:00 <British^Meat> hah ikr 
30:00 <British^Meat> stop deflecting
30:00 <TokenDaRing> psYbR: hey man
30:00 <Loof> lol nice3
30:00 <TokenDaRing> spoken to Ashleigh lately?
30:00 <Mew> hi syba
30:00 <psYbR> not today
30:00 <Loof> no we just have a lot in common mew, i don't say anything about you liking floss the toss
30:00 <psYbR> McMew what McNew?
31:00 <psYbR> what's
31:00 <psYbR> *
31:00 <simba> mew and floss getting together is a recipe for disaster and vomit
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Loof> vagisil is cool though
32:00 <simba> vagisil is a racist
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Ben looks like an obese drag queen
35:00 <Dugnuts> really?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to see his hair cut and eyebrows
35:00 <benny> lol
35:00 <benny> brendan is a faggot
35:00 <Dugnuts> thats a lot of shit from a yeast infection treatment
35:00 <simba> who are ben and brendan?
35:00 <simba> use nicknames you assholes
35:00 <Mew> 2 irc girls 1 cup
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ben = Waix/vagisil/rectrosil
35:00 <simba> nobody else cares enough
35:00 <partay> Mew you offering a wristy ?
35:00 <Mew> its after 5pm
36:00 <Mew> obela hommus is bang on
36:00 <Loof> bangon ery cunt
37:00 <Mew> so creamy
38:00 <Loof> u stink where your pink
38:00 <Loof> you're
39:00 <Loof> man i should be a raper
39:00 <Loof> *rapper
39:00 <Loof> same thing
39:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <simba> u should be ASAP rapey
39:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <simba> cocaine connoisseur white girl carnivore
40:00 <simba> thats Loof
40:00 <Loof> pml
40:00 <Loof> man i'm so 4:1)
41:00 <Loof> oh cocaine: :4-1)
41:00 <simba> are you in love with the cococ
41:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg
41:00 <Loof> i'm in love with the coco
42:00 <simba> i had to listen to my friend bumped that track all night
42:00 <simba> people are getting worse
42:00 <benny> what song?
42:00 <simba> youtube link
42:00 <benny> didnt blackdevil have a bot?
43:00 <simba> yes he did
43:00 <simba> remember all those nights youd abuse it
43:00 <simba> memories
43:00 <benny> where is the bot?
44:00 <simba> in storage
44:00 <simba> in a fucken notepad file
44:00 <benny> why>
44:00 <simba> cos he chucked a hissy 
44:00 <benny> fuck him should ban him then
44:00 <simba> i  think he sooks so he can stay and idle
44:00 <benny> he's staff how he can have a hissy?
44:00 <simba> and have shit to read 
45:00 <simba> i dont know
45:00 <benny> well he always was a loser 
45:00 <simba> the intricacies of BlackDevils ops are as important as gay rights
45:00 <simba> #####SHOTSFIRED$$$$$$$$$$$$
45:00 <benny> mmmm
46:00 <AzzA> man down man down
47:00 <Bastardly_One> someone call the burns unit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil has always been good with me 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
48:00 <benny> old men old love
49:00 <simba> yea but ur selfish, look at the needs of the network and he was as good as abbott
50:00 <Mew> what happened to the gremlinz guy? 
51:00 <Mew> did he step down
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he's right there
51:00 <Bastardly_One> grem on the list
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nup, he sure hasn't ... take it from me 
51:00 <Mew> but he was an op too
51:00 <benny> grem a man of many lies
51:00 <Mew> I think
51:00 <Mew> Maybe not lol
51:00 <simba> take it from Bastardly_One the official austnet authority
52:00 <Mew> didn't he run this channel for a bit
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he was an op ... all admin were ... didn't get to keep the channel they've wanted all these years long though did they?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh BlackDevil did 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lied about Serenity doing a take over
53:00 <simba> juicy irc gossip from the austnet authority
53:00 <Mew> gangsta
53:00 <Mew> you're like the Perez of #melb 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
54:00 <simba> ur like the pontius pilate of austnet
55:00 <Mew> ^pilate^
56:00 <TokenDaRing> simba is laying down the sick burns
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I know hey?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> can you come get me and take me to ER?
56:00 <TokenDaRing> omw
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they might be 3rd degree
56:00 <simba> austnets finest in session
56:00 <Mew> he's going off like a fire at a sea parks
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you know when you said you're having trouble occupying yourself?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> play that game off the wenches account
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you won't be bored for a couple of months
58:00 <simba> thank u ill take that on board
58:00 <Mew> is it sims house party?
59:00 <simba> rosebud
59:00 <Mew> klapaucius
59:00 <Mew> ;!;!;!;!;!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> was talking to Token
59:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't waste my time on you
59:00 <British^Meat> LOL @ perez
59:00 <amsy> sims pets
59:00 <simba> dont lie u waste most days PMing people who dont care
00:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: I start uni on tuesday
00:00 <TokenDaRing> so I'll be busy as fuck
00:00 <Mew> sims nightlife
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... what course?
00:00 <TokenDaRing> dual law/arts
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I know someone going from Cert III to Dip
00:00 <Bastardly_One> from tafe to proper uni
00:00 <DemonsRun> That's exactly what I'll be doing 
00:00 <amsy> sims ambitions
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the math is terrifying them and they've not even started yet
01:00 <TokenDaRing> then I have to do a diploma of legal practice
01:00 <DemonsRun> Well
01:00 <DemonsRun> I went from cert 3 to adv dip
01:00 <simba> u rock
01:00 <DemonsRun> And now they've scratched it... So cert 3 to degree.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what in again?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I forget
02:00 <DemonsRun> Nutritional medicine
02:00 <Mew> are uni diplomas like racing horses?
02:00 <amsy> lol
02:00 <amsy> mewwwww <3
02:00 <benny> wow dip
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I missed out on the linguistics one I wanna do by 4 days
02:00 <benny> dip requires so much talent
02:00 <Bastardly_One> have to wait until mid year now 
02:00 <benny> Mew they are
03:00 <Mew> amsiiii :$
03:00 <benny> a diploma is worth as much as a tafe certif LOL
03:00 <Bastardly_One> in the end all the IT shit up here is wasted anyway
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you end up with jobs at IBM
03:00 <benny> you could run a sex ring
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and guess who is culling jobs left right and centre
03:00 <benny> requires no diploma
04:00 <Mew> Kevin rudd
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree but that's the aim of most ... the job within IBM
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the place is a fortress and has a geek mystique
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a crap place to work for in reality
05:00 <benny> you are an IBM employee are you Bastardly_One?
05:00 <simba> Bastardly_One is “
05:00 <simba> FUCK
05:00 <simba> ruined it
05:00 <benny> you have a bach degree in comp science?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> negative ... 
05:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNMnGk2VJIc
05:00 <benny> so how do you know this?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> worked thee for like a while at the call centre
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd an admin chick by prof
05:00 <benny> LOL
05:00 <benny> call centre
06:00 <Mew> Family Feud Prime Minister shocker | George Bush Australian Prime Minister? - BlackDevil 2015
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the coders and shit would bitch all the time on smokos
06:00 <Bastardly_One> so you listen and find out what is going on
06:00 <benny> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
06:00 <benny> from some workers, everyone cries
06:00 <benny> people cry at maccas but its a great family environment
07:00 <benny> until you have actually had a real job for IBM Bastardly_One no need to talk
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I see your point but this place is like geek mecca up here when it's actually going to end up with you being shafted
07:00 <benny> so what if its geek mecca, its a fucking major IT company you would expect that
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think they'd have better goals then to work for that place
07:00 <benny> not ice addicts and xanax dealers
08:00 <benny> IBM is a multi national company and if you are good you would be paid a very big wage
08:00 <benny> you prob worked with shit kickers 
08:00 <simba> computers can work 4 themselves
08:00 <Bastardly_One> actually most of their contracts are places like Gov databases
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they had the Vic Police one up until very recently which I think is now being outsourced o/s
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but most of their contracts locally are gov infrastructure
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so not as top dollar as you'd expect ... that's where I am getting at 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the dream sounds awesome ... the reality really is only average
10:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: a lot of database stuff is now being offshored
10:00 <TokenDaRing> usually to companies like HP
10:00 <Bastardly_One> hence they
10:00 <Bastardly_One> are culling sneaky
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they do about 10 at a time so they dont have to report it 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> as I think it's 15 plus when you have to report to the gov
11:00 <TokenDaRing> if you want to work in that kind of IT, Australia is the wrong country
11:00 <Bastardly_One> basically what I am saying isn't it?
12:00 <TokenDaRing> pmuch
12:00 <TokenDaRing> there are some good areas for IT
12:00 <TokenDaRing> like networking
12:00 <TokenDaRing> cloud service hosting is more common here
12:00 <TokenDaRing> good friend of mine got a nice job with Amazon in Syd
13:00 <Bastardly_One> noice
13:00 <TokenDaRing> pretty much his dream job
13:00 <TokenDaRing> he was working for a hosting company in SA before tghat
13:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, I've the daily exercise walk to get out of the way 
13:00 <TokenDaRing> have fun
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll annoy you on my return most likely
14:00 <amsy> go 10k or its useless
14:00 <amsy> hehe
14:00 <Bastardly_One> or I'll talk at you too :P
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ttfn, etc
15:00 <benny> LOl he's gone to smoke cones
15:00 <TokenDaRing> not a bad idea
16:00 <B1{MIA}> I don't need to go anywhere to do that 
16:00 <benny> thought you were gone?
16:00 <B1{MIA}> many a year ago
16:00 <B1{MIA}> (haw haw haw)
16:00 <B1{MIA}> I am rn 
16:00 <B1{MIA}> *gone*
17:00 <Mew> http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/29kd1x/my_dead_girlfriend_keeps_messaging_me_on_facebook 
17:00 <Mew> I read some of that last night and it got too weird for bedtime reading 
18:00 <Dugnuts> you believe some good stories
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
21:00 <Dugnuts> thats enough about kate
22:00 <goldspade> katatonic_kate suck my cock
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my cock!
25:00 <Dugnuts> you are a tranny now?
25:00 <Dugnuts> isnt that interesting
25:00 <nate> suck my pencil cock
25:00 <nate> whaahah!
26:00 <Dugnuts> what now
26:00 <Dugnuts> why are you writing on me?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> pencil dick
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my
27:00 <nate> cause you are cute Dugnuts?
27:00 <simba> pin the dick on the dickhead
27:00 <Dugnuts> 1. how do you know how cute i am?
27:00 <nate> i have a feeling
27:00 <Dugnuts> and 2. even tho i am, what does that have to do with writing on me?
28:00 <nate> gotta write my phone numbers on your hand
28:00 <Dugnuts> numbers?
28:00 <nate> yes u can contact me many ways
28:00 <Dugnuts> i see
29:00 <nate> i have brocolli on, u do love it Dugnuts?
29:00 <nate> hmm brocokky
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> with peanut sauce nate?
29:00 <Dugnuts> brocolli?
29:00 <Dugnuts> i do like it
29:00 <Dugnuts> but what now?
29:00 <Dugnuts> i am so confused
29:00 <nate> never had peanut sauce
30:00 <nate> mabye on indian
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, thai peanut sauce
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> is AMAZING on broc
30:00 <nate> ahh thats it
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LIKE amazing!
30:00 <nate> really i usually go cottage cheeze
31:00 <Dugnuts> how is brocolli a chat up line
31:00 <Dugnuts> i just do not get it
31:00 <nate> Dugnuts just relax my beauty
31:00 <simba> nate maturbates to audio queues of goku powering up to super saiyan
31:00 <nate> u want your hair brushed duggy?
31:00 <Dugnuts> nah
31:00 <Dugnuts> not really my thing
31:00 <nate> i did like dragonballz back in the day
32:00 <Dugnuts> i have short hair
32:00 <simba> who didnt
32:00 <Dugnuts> thanks for the offer tho
32:00 <nate> once i had a video store guy go, is that for your kids
32:00 <nate> i said no its for me mahwaaha!
32:00 <nate> i rented a dbz video
32:00 <simba> were u like NO ANIME IS NOT CATERED FOR CHILDREN U FUCKING IGNORANT CUNT ILL FUCKEN KILL U CUNT NAME ATIME A PLACE UR DEAD
32:00 <nate> hahah
32:00 <simba> i wouldve said that
34:00 <Dugnuts> wow
34:00 <Dugnuts> how many of the people around here are sociopaths?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh half
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd say more borderline personality disorder - or traits of
35:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
35:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> very
35:00 <simba> most people currently connected to this channel have criminal records, many are under house arrest
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's my Dr Phil diagnosis for the evening *tips hat*
35:00 <simba> over half the users here have dealt or deal drugs 
36:00 <simba> obviously theyre all obese, me included
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey hey it's fat …...
36:00 <Dugnuts> wow
36:00 <bhugor> i feel stereotyped already
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't - just feel at home
37:00 <bhugor> i feel like coffee more so at the moment
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> at 10.30pm
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah good luck with that
38:00 <bhugor> no i do
38:00 <bhugor> i just cbfd
39:00 <bhugor> walking 3 metres to make it
39:00 <nate> get a caffine buzz before bed, sleep happy::)
39:00 <partay> nate how is your bum for grubs?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> fair enough
39:00 <bhugor> yeah buzzzz
39:00 <nate> its very grubby partay
39:00 <nate> aboriginals always check me out
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
41:00 <bhugor> stuff it im having milo
41:00 <nate> milo with coffee?
41:00 <nate> do the evolution!
42:00 <bhugor> ooo
42:00 <bhugor> thats a bit of effort for this time of night though
43:00 <benny> lol
43:00 <nate> what else do u want bhugor?
43:00 <nate> tell me everything
44:00 <bhugor> bikini clad women to dance for me in my living room
44:00 <nate> do they have to be attractive?
44:00 <bhugor> more chance of milo coffee happening though
44:00 <bhugor> to me of course
44:00 <bhugor> to others not necessarily
45:00 <bhugor> this is my dream after all
45:00 <benny> get kate to dance for you
46:00 <TokenDaRing> benny the snake
46:00 <bhugor> i think she might be asleep
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm the best dancer ever
46:00 <bhugor> ok you are hired
46:00 <bhugor> though is a cash free job
46:00 <benny> we pay her in chips and peanuts
47:00 <benny> and coles homebrand donuts
47:00 <bhugor> i have a bowl of cold peas
47:00 <bhugor> will that do ?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm no
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> cupcakes
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> please
47:00 <bhugor> ok
47:00 <benny> ok from cupcake factory
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES!
47:00 <bhugor> thank god
47:00 <bhugor> i thought you wanted me to cook them
48:00 <bhugor> i can only afford one
48:00 <bhugor> they are like $300 each cupcake
48:00 <nate> really
49:00 <nate> cocaine cupcakes
49:00 <benny> they are good cupcakes
49:00 <bhugor> yeah per ounce they are probably more expensive
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you can cook em for me if you want
50:00 <bhugor> hmm
50:00 <bhugor> i can try
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that's about all you can do
50:00 <bhugor> but you have to accept them for what they are
50:00 <bhugor> they could be the best cupcakes ever
50:00 <bhugor> OR
51:00 <benny> banana cupcake from them was good
51:00 <bhugor> they could not be...
51:00 <benny> very professional tasted like drugs almost
51:00 <simba> benny is in love with the coco
52:00 <bhugor> poppy seeds ;)
52:00 <British^Meat> what does your gf look like benny?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll have chocolate cupcakes, thanks
53:00 <bhugor> chocolate
53:00 <bhugor> the only flavour ill actually cook
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lucky
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> and what kinda dancing do you require
54:00 <bhugor> ill let you put your artistic flare to it
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> some interpretive dance, nice
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> any specific music you'd prefer or like?
55:00 <bhugor> again
55:00 <bhugor> the music goes with the dance
55:00 <bhugor> its all in your flare
55:00 <benny> British^Meat very beautiful
55:00 <benny> kate you will strip naked and do dildo show for us
56:00 <benny> toys will be provided
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> benny - will you?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet bhugor 
57:00 <bhugor> im sure it will be
57:00 <nate> double dildo show, sounds alright
57:00 <nate> bit 2 exciting for irc tho
58:00 <benny> double dildo perfect
58:00 <bhugor> ive fainted
59:00 <benny> http://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/king-of-deforestation-cut-down-can-loggers-arrest-stem-tide-of-destruction-in-amazon/story-fnjww010-1227240651052
59:00 <bhugor> are you saying benny that you want to be tied up ?
00:00 <benny> yes
00:00 <benny> shine bright like a diamond
00:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
00:00 <Dugnuts> sometimes i miss the old days of irc
01:00 <simba> they dont miss u mate
01:00 <Dugnuts> probably not
01:00 <benny> those days are gone
01:00 <benny> long gone
01:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
01:00 <simba> why dont u love today
01:00 <bhugor> jesus those days are so gone its like they were another generation
01:00 <Dugnuts> well
01:00 <benny> many people to blame for that but we cant begin that story B1{MIA} is on his evening walk
01:00 <Dugnuts> back then there were more girls
01:00 <Dugnuts> hell, i used to get laid off irc back then
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <Dugnuts> lots more fun chat
02:00 <simba> austnet authority
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahhaha
02:00 <benny> much more fun chat
02:00 <benny> better women
02:00 <benny> olden men
02:00 <Dugnuts> well
02:00 <simba> so irc is only fun if you get to talk to women
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> well get off the computer and meet some
02:00 <Dugnuts> oh i do kate
02:00 <benny> irc was all about sex
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
02:00 <Dugnuts> sure
02:00 <benny> thats why the same ppl are still idling waiting for that user to come back
02:00 <Dugnuts> i went out last friday
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you dugnuts
02:00 <Dugnuts> met some girls
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantastical
02:00 <Dugnuts> had a date the other day
02:00 <Dugnuts> didnt work out tho
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you get hot lusty sex?
03:00 <Dugnuts> no
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww shame
03:00 <British^Meat> fart in the air like u just dont care
03:00 <bhugor> irc girls gave lusty sex out
03:00 <benny> lusty hardcore sex
03:00 <Dugnuts> hell, i lost my vplates to a goth girl and her friend that i met on irc way back when
03:00 <bhugor> i of course resisted as much as possible
04:00 <simba> wicked
04:00 <simba> 3 some virginity story?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
04:00 <Dugnuts> yup
04:00 <Dugnuts> not made up at all
04:00 <simba> i believe u
04:00 <benny> was she shaven?
04:00 <Dugnuts> and the bit that makes it believable, i was 22 at the time
04:00 <simba> v plate stories are often mental
04:00 <Dugnuts> so i was old
04:00 <Dugnuts> OOOOLD
04:00 <Dugnuts> yes
04:00 <Dugnuts> they both were
05:00 <Dugnuts> and you know what sucks
05:00 <Dugnuts> apart from that first time
05:00 <stebie> them
05:00 <Dugnuts> never had another one
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Simba, is it me or does  chatting on irc allow you to embellish stories a lot?
05:00 <Dugnuts> so i got one when i had nfi what i was doing
05:00 <simba> well u can make up whatever u want
05:00 <simba> but not many are good enough at it!!
06:00 <bhugor> its boring making up storied
06:00 <bhugor> s
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> TREW that
06:00 <Dugnuts> most people dont believe me
06:00 <stebie> i believe you, Dugnuts
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't
06:00 <Dugnuts> but thats ok
06:00 <Dugnuts> i know what happened
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> great
06:00 <Dugnuts> and my brother was home when i walked in with the 2 girls, so i do have corroboration
06:00 <simba> in this scenario tho kate Dugnuts has no rason 2 lie
06:00 <simba> lol 
06:00 <benny> i believe you Dugnuts
06:00 <simba> raisin
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <simba> I believe you, Dugnuts
07:00 <Dugnuts> well i'd just quit working out on teh mines after being fucked over by my company
07:00 <simba> We’re all behind You
07:00 <Dugnuts> they had me out there for 3 months with 5 days off
07:00 <Dugnuts> i was pissed off
07:00 <stebie> i'm not behind him
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> drained you of energy and jizz
07:00 <bhugor> i get behind no man
07:00 <Dugnuts> had this awesome experience 4 days later
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> women of irc - back in the day ^5
07:00 <Dugnuts> figured the universe was telling me i did the right thing :)
07:00 <stebie> bhugor, amen!
08:00 <bhugor> women on the other hand...
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> the universe should be telling you to buy a fleshlight
08:00 <bhugor> where do i line up ?
08:00 <stebie> Dugnuts, but were they hot?
08:00 <simba> ive fucked over one million women who i met through irc
08:00 <stebie> state their nicknames!
08:00 <Dugnuts> yup
08:00 <Dugnuts> oh
08:00 <bhugor> a fleshlight ?
08:00 <Dugnuts> well only one of them was on irc
08:00 <nate> one was stebie and simba?:)
08:00 <Dugnuts> her nick was corpse_entombed
08:00 <nate> PORK!
08:00 <Dugnuts> way back when
08:00 <stebie> nate, you jelly?
08:00 <simba> mm yea the s crew gets together
08:00 <nate> jelly belly!
08:00 <Dugnuts> but we were out at a club when her other friend came along
09:00 <stebie> Dugnuts, oh okay, doesn't ring a bell
09:00 <Dugnuts> well it wouldnt
09:00 <Dugnuts> this was back on #perth channel
09:00 <Dugnuts> im from there
09:00 <stebie> ah, that makes more sense ^_^
09:00 <Dugnuts> i only moved to melbourne 6 weeks ago
10:00 <Dugnuts> just got my 100/40 nbn today
10:00 <Dugnuts> so thats pretty cool
10:00 <nate> wowAH DUGGY!
10:00 <Dugnuts> and i have tomorrow off
10:00 <Dugnuts> so all in all things arent too bad
10:00 <nate> gonna play cod on it?
11:00 <Dugnuts> just trying to find love sucks ballsacks
11:00 <Dugnuts> not any time soon
11:00 <nate> lol:)
12:00 <Dugnuts> so yeah i dont know anyone here apart from my new work friends
12:00 <simba> wanna hang out at flinders st station and pick fights with scene kids?
13:00 <simba> the skinny ones?
13:00 <Dugnuts> no
13:00 <simba> we could deal some damage, you and I
13:00 <Dugnuts> that sounds like a terrible time
13:00 <simba> fine
13:00 <Dugnuts> probably
13:00 <Dugnuts> but its not my idea of fun
13:00 <simba> should we go to subway and order two kinds of meat on one sandwich?
13:00 <simba> thats fucking crazy shit
14:00 <bhugor> how about two meats and three cheeses ?
14:00 <stebie> i want nbn :<
14:00 <Dugnuts> heh
14:00 <Dugnuts> im pretty happy with it stebie
14:00 <Dugnuts> i got the tpg unlimited
14:00 <Dugnuts> so mmm
14:00 <stebie> better than <8mbit dsl
15:00 <bhugor> still waiting for my interprative dance
15:00 <Dugnuts> do you people know how to have a good time?
15:00 <Dugnuts> doesnt really sound like it
15:00 <stebie> nope
15:00 <stebie> we're on here
15:00 <stebie> D:
15:00 <bhugor> far out if we knew how to do that
15:00 <simba> start at the exeter and see where the night takes u
16:00 <simba> the night is ur guide
16:00 <bhugor> we would be out on a thursday night getting drunk and picking up chicks
16:00 <Dugnuts> its a school night
16:00 <Dugnuts> understandable
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally awesome!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just looking at the TPG plans
17:00 <bhugor> well some of us might be picking up blokes
17:00 <Dugnuts> whatever you are into
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> blokes FTW
17:00 <Dugnuts> best value i could find Bastardly_One
17:00 <stebie> tpg is pretty good
18:00 <Bastardly_One> 69.99 one?
18:00 <bhugor> work it kate
18:00 <stebie> B1, are you moving to an nbn-serviced area?
18:00 <Dugnuts> nah
18:00 <Dugnuts> i got the 89.99 one
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't need to work anything - it's all natural 
18:00 <Dugnuts> 100/40
18:00 <Dugnuts> i wanted as fast as i could get man
19:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure to be honest stebie but doesnt mean I can't try to con the housemate
19:00 <simba> tpg should be like 60 a month unlimited with phone 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> when it's the same price as dildo now
19:00 <Dugnuts> if you want 12/1
19:00 <Dugnuts> yes
19:00 <bhugor> alright then
19:00 <bhugor> move it and they will cum
20:00 <Dugnuts> heh
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> on your face!
20:00 <Dugnuts> what are you moving?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> your body
21:00 <bhugor> are you moving on my face and my body ?
21:00 <Dugnuts> im pretty sure it would have to be my tongue if it was on my face
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, just dancing for you
21:00 <bhugor> ok
21:00 <bhugor> ill live with that
21:00 <bhugor> for now
22:00 <simba> kates fav track of all time is “Dancing In The Moonlight”
22:00 <Dugnuts> good song
22:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
22:00 <Bastardly_One> how scummy is this?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I just saw on FB someone on the other side of town had their house broken into and all the people keep stealing is her food
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the 3rd time in 2 weeks
23:00 <simba> probably cos they put it on FB
23:00 <bhugor> maybe its fkn good food ?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> both probably
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's the area
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a bit of an occurance in certain streets of that part of town
24:00 <bhugor> which town is that
24:00 <Bastardly_One> how scummy can you be? I dunno if even Pieter would do that 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat ... and the suburb is like houso central
25:00 <Dugnuts> at least its only food
25:00 <bhugor> maybe its an alien invasion
25:00 <Bastardly_One> still pretty shit ... imagine having to virtually lock up your food before you left the house
26:00 <simba> imagine locking the door when you leave
26:00 <simba> of the house itself
26:00 <bhugor> no
26:00 <bhugor> way
26:00 <bhugor> who
26:00 <bhugor> does
26:00 <bhugor> that
26:00 <simba> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
26:00 <Bastardly_One> well duh ... just a bizarre concept
26:00 <simba> queen elizabeth windsor IIIIVCVXIXI
27:00 <bhugor> RADICAL idea!
27:00 <bhugor> goes down with nearly all of Teslas inventions!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ikr
28:00 <simba> Dubstep_Life
29:00 <Dugnuts> wtf
30:00 <bhugor> Sleep_Depraved_Man
30:00 <simba> Dubstep_Dave
31:00 <Dugnuts> you guys make no sense at all
31:00 <bhugor> sense is for the weak
31:00 <Dugnuts> is it?
31:00 <Dugnuts> really?
31:00 <simba> Dubstep_Dugnuts
32:00 <Dugnuts> what about dubstep?
32:00 <Dugnuts> i mean it sucks
33:00 <simba> then why do you call yourself Dubstep_Dugnuts
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> despo_dug ?
33:00 <bhugor> big_nuts
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> more reason to buy a fleshlight
34:00 <simba> lopl
34:00 <bhugor> can i flash the fleshlight ?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course
34:00 <bhugor> great
34:00 <bhugor> can you assist ?
36:00 <Dugnuts> i dont
36:00 <Dugnuts> whats with your obsession with fleshlights katatonic_kate01?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opdKpdnrIog
36:00 <simba> she wants 2 please every irc man w/ one
36:00 <simba> the flesh light “ice
36:00 <bhugor> thats effort im not willing to partake in
38:00 <Dugnuts> im just wondering if she lost a bf to one or something
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif i want to please men LOL
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, my vagina is awesome
38:00 <simba> sifnt
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
38:00 <Dugnuts> so
38:00 <Dugnuts> why the obsession then?
38:00 <simba> you were made to milk man
38:00 <simba> them hands were made for milkin
38:00 <simba>                                                                                                             milk man
39:00 <bhugor> well every man knows a women cant be pleased 
39:00 <Dugnuts> heh
39:00 <Dugnuts> i started humming teh boots song
39:00 <British^Meat> milk the shaft
40:00 <simba> dont get shafted
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not obsessed lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just think they're hilarious 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> milk yo' own shaft
42:00 <bhugor> where is the fun in milking your own shaft
42:00 <bhugor> cows dont milk themselves do they ?
42:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno, mentioning them every 10 minutes seems a bit like an obsession
43:00 <Dugnuts> but anyways, by that same logic, are vibrators hilarious?
43:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> well - its mentioned when a guy mentions wanting to bone a chick
45:00 <bhugor> sounds like im gonna stick a chicken bone up here
45:00 <Dugnuts> oh
47:00 <TokenDaRing> I really love me some Dicke Bohnen
47:00 <bhugor> i love Vuh Gin Alent ry
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
49:00 <bhugor> im sure you can work it out
49:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
49:00 <Dugnuts> i had it as vagina lentry
49:00 <Dugnuts> took me a sec to move that l
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah no idea
50:00 <bhugor> yeesh
50:00 <bhugor> do i have to spell it out ?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
50:00 <bhugor> v a g i n a l
50:00 <bhugor> e n t r y
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you honey child 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you
51:00 <simba> w e e d o c t o r a p e g g r a n i t e l a s t i c u n t e r i f f i c o w b o y
51:00 <bhugor> honey child ?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
51:00 <Serenity> s i m b a i s a h o m o s e x u a l
52:00 <TokenDaRing> lol Serenity
52:00 <bhugor> tooo many letters
52:00 <simba> n u k e p e r t h
52:00 <Serenity> s h i t o n a d e l a i d e
52:00 <simba> I_H8_U
52:00 <TokenDaRing> adelaide's going to be dead beat central by 2020
52:00 <bhugor> p o o n a m i
52:00 <TokenDaRing> no major industry to proviode it with an economy
52:00 <bhugor> er by 2020 ?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> k a t e i s a w e s o m e !
53:00 <simba> holy shit i actually walked past I_H8_U last month on hindley street
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> b i t c h e s !
53:00 <Serenity> k a t e h a s a g r e a t v a g i n a
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed I do!
53:00 <bhugor> e n t r y i s f r e e
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> It's pretty awesome, so i've been told
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> entry to my vagina is not free
54:00 <bhugor> ive been told im in proportion
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> It requires your soul muhahah ha hqwwwww
54:00 <bhugor> not sure what that means
54:00 <bhugor> typical female...
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
54:00 <Serenity> 04b07 08o09 12o11 13b04 07s08 09a12 11r13 04e07 08f09 12a11 13n04 07t08 09a12 11s13 04t07 08i09 12c
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> give n' take is only fair!
55:00 <bhugor> what if ive already sold my soul ?
55:00 <bhugor> will a liver do ?
55:00 <bhugor> slightly overused
55:00 <bhugor> slight bit of scarring
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, you'd have explain when and why you had to sell it
55:00 <bhugor> otherwise all good
55:00 <Dugnuts> so theres a surcharge to your vagina katatonic_kate01?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, liver is self repairing  
55:00 <Dugnuts> sorry
55:00 <bhugor> sounds like a nightclub
55:00 <Dugnuts> cover charge
55:00 <Kynetic> only need half a liver
55:00 <Dugnuts> oh
56:00 <Dugnuts> a soul?
56:00 <Kynetic> and it'll fix itself
56:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
56:00 <Kynetic> its like a zombie
56:00 <Dugnuts> can i give you someone else's?
56:00 <bhugor> great ill cut out the bad bit
56:00 <Dugnuts> i have a collection of souls
56:00 <bhugor> and give it away
56:00 <Kynetic> will you eat my soul?
56:00 <bhugor> im happy to tell you the loss of my soul story
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> the liver, is where peeps hold a lot of anger…. in some eastern hippy git systems
56:00 <bhugor> i just have to find my nda before i can tell it
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure, lets go!
56:00 <Kynetic> i like liver
56:00 <simba> liver pooooooooooooooooool
56:00 <Kynetic> and eggs.
56:00 <bhugor> liver bacon and eggs!
57:00 <bhugor> maybe steak too
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
57:00 <Kynetic> cant forget the bacon
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I just saw "I like liver"
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> she get your nda and lets go
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and projectile vomitted
57:00 <Kynetic> maybe some lambs brains too
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna know WHY you sold your soul
57:00 <Kynetic> i sold my soul to katatonic_kate01
57:00 <bhugor> she was very persuasive
57:00 <Kynetic> for a peep at her boobs
57:00 <Kynetic> totes worth it.'
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
57:00 <bhugor> totes amaze
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm always worth it ;)
58:00 <Kynetic> 10/10 would sell soul again
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
58:00 <bhugor> she said noone would find out
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you sold it to a woman
58:00 <bhugor> and you know you always have to believe a persuasive hot woman
58:00 <Dugnuts> im curious
59:00 <Dugnuts> how exactly do you extract these souls kate?
59:00 <Bonny> you sold your soul, Kynetic for just the boobies? what about vagina? you could have gotten 2 for the price of 1
59:00 <bhugor> well no not really
59:00 <bhugor> the devil
59:00 <bhugor> in disguise!
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