// #melbourne — 2015-02-19
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00:00:00 <aam> :)
00:00:00 <nate> i always turn down my gay music, when im busting out taylor swift
00:00:00 <nate> so nooone finds out
00:00:00 <ZapbuzZ> i like those pretty ladies on facebook but those that strip naked leave nothing to imagination .... totally boring
00:01:00 <nate> im sure they like u 2
00:01:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebXbLfLACGM
00:01:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Calvin Harris - Summer Views: 385,303,313 Uploaded: Published on Apr 6, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 54 Seconds
00:01:00 <nate> vroom vroom!
00:01:00 <ZapbuzZ> yes i say they're beautiful i always get a ty sometimes i get private pics
00:02:00 <ZapbuzZ> facebook is just womens likeathon
00:02:00 <ZapbuzZ> the more more lingerie the more likes
00:03:00 <Digerati> +++ath
00:04:00 <ZapbuzZ> about 6 - 7 years ago my fb profile pic was my tonger my comment was "have you seen this french movie actor" next time it'll have googly eyes
00:05:00 <ZapbuzZ> i'll call it the elephant man
00:05:00 <ShadowLurker> cool story
00:05:00 <nate> lurker yeah tell us a story
00:05:00 <ZapbuzZ> yes but it needs grangons n stuff
00:06:00 <ZapbuzZ> *dragons
00:07:00 <ZapbuzZ> somewhere .... out there .... on the web my tonger is immortal
00:08:00 <ZapbuzZ> i knew i should'nt have drank so much vodka
00:08:00 <aam> "I can't resist u .... no maaatter how I try"
00:09:00 <Liinda> lol
00:10:00 <aam> Kate Ceberano
00:10:00 <aam> Bedroom Eyes
00:10:00 <aam> Tis playin atm
00:10:00 <Liinda> oh man i had that on tape
00:10:00 <aam> Ye me 2
00:10:00 <Liinda> thanks ;P
00:10:00 <ZapbuzZ> :)
00:11:00 <Liinda> mars bar ice cream
00:11:00 <aam> And a lot of other shit
00:11:00 <aam> Danke
00:11:00 <ZapbuzZ> haven't had mars bar icecream for years i must get some
00:11:00 <Liinda> same
00:11:00 <Liinda> if they still make them
00:12:00 <aam> Linda
00:12:00 <ZapbuzZ> ive seen them in safeway
00:12:00 <Liinda> yesh?
00:12:00 <aam> Have u evah had poppy seed tea?
00:12:00 <ZapbuzZ> boxes of 5 i think
00:12:00 <Maurice> I had them not long ago
00:12:00 <Maurice> And snickers ones
00:12:00 <Liinda> nice
00:12:00 <Liinda> aam nah i havent. any good?
00:12:00 <aam> I use it for my toothache
00:12:00 <aam> It worx maaad
00:13:00 <Liinda> clove is good for tooth ache
00:13:00 <Liinda> natural anaestheitc
00:13:00 <aam> Aaaaand tis legal
00:13:00 <ZapbuzZ> a dentist is better
00:13:00 <aam> Still
00:13:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
00:13:00 <Liinda> lol that too
00:13:00 <aam> Ye dentist tomorrow
00:13:00 <ZapbuzZ> they hate smokers beware
00:14:00 <aam> And yeah heaps relaxin too
00:14:00 <ZapbuzZ> theyre even trying to turn us away
00:14:00 <Serenity> mmm mazi soda
00:14:00 <Serenity> mmm nazi soda
00:14:00 <Liinda> i quit around 2-3 yrs ago now
00:14:00 <aam> I know they lecture against smokin now
00:14:00 <Liinda> well it has no healhbenefits
00:15:00 <Liinda> killing you softly with your smokeeees
00:15:00 <ZapbuzZ> Liinda how was it? i bet it mad you nuts for awhile giving up ciggies
00:15:00 <Liinda> i went cold turkey ZapbuzZ
00:15:00 <aam> Apart from bein a gd pain killer
00:15:00 <Serenity> ive quit for 5 years this year
00:15:00 <aam> Oh
00:15:00 <Liinda> it was tough for no more than 2 weeks
00:15:00 <aam> I was on abt the poppy
00:15:00 <ZapbuzZ> too hard for me because i know thy're for sale
00:15:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWM5D3MwSgA
00:15:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Duck Sauce - 'aNYway' (Official Video) Views: 7,760,796 Uploaded: Oct 9, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 25 Seconds
00:15:00 <ZapbuzZ> should be banned
00:16:00 <Serenity> i did cold turkey too
00:16:00 <Serenity> fuck it was haaard
00:16:00 <Liinda> ZapbuzZ the gvt makes loads of $ from it so it will never be banned until they work out how to make casj on marijuana
00:16:00 <Serenity> they need to take a tip from california
00:16:00 <aam> I tried givin up but I'm a wuss with it, I give in too easy
00:16:00 <Liinda> i eckon if youre in the right headspace to do it, you can do it. mind over matter
00:16:00 <Serenity> they've made too much money on tax
00:16:00 <Serenity> and have to give some back
00:17:00 <[Maverick]> I tried quitting.. but Neechasauras Rex saw to that
00:17:00 <Liinda> my dad wuit last year after being a chain smoker all his life
00:17:00 <ZapbuzZ> i have to try i know its just made me poor since john howard started raising the prices
00:17:00 <nate> best way to cut back is not to be able to afford it :D
00:17:00 <nate> haha~
00:17:00 <[Maverick]> and Jmealotmus that fat hippopotamus did as well
00:17:00 <Maurice> Leech
00:17:00 <Maurice> I forgot she existed
00:17:00 <Liinda> ZapbuzZ not only about the money, but its got no health benefits to you, its injecting ur body with harsh chemicals.
00:18:00 <aam> I remember two bux eighty a pack of 25's
00:18:00 <ZapbuzZ> i know ima chemical cocktail
00:18:00 <Liinda> and some chemicals in there actually kill vitamins in your body
00:18:00 <Maurice> Speaking of cigs, someone carry me outside so I can have one
00:18:00 <ZapbuzZ> me too aam
00:18:00 <nate> have a dutchey inside Maurice:)
00:18:00 <Liinda> shit i need to go and tr get some sleep
00:18:00 <[Maverick]> no you don't
00:18:00 <Liinda> goodnight lovelies xoxo
00:18:00 <Maurice> Why the fuck would I smoke inside?
00:19:00 <ZapbuzZ> nite Liinda
00:19:00 <Maurice> Night Liinda
00:19:00 <nate> to trap the goodness in;l
00:19:00 <aam> Niiite
00:19:00 <ZapbuzZ> everyone smoked inside in the old days
00:19:00 <Serenity> make ur house stink
00:19:00 <Maurice> Even if I didn't have kids, I wouldn't smoke inside
00:19:00 <Maurice> I never have and I never will
00:19:00 <ZapbuzZ> smokers cant smell anyway
00:19:00 <Serenity> god i want a smoke now haha
00:19:00 <Maurice> What a load of shit they can't smell
00:20:00 <ZapbuzZ> true i can smell my farts
00:20:00 <Serenity> they just have less smell than a non smoker
00:20:00 <Serenity> and taste
00:20:00 <Maurice> My nose is oddly really good
00:20:00 <aam> True
00:20:00 <Maurice> Which sucks at times when living with 4 males
00:20:00 <Serenity> so is mums Maurice so id hate to see her if she didnt smoke
00:20:00 <Maurice> Lol
00:20:00 <[Maverick]> I still smoke outside
00:20:00 <Maurice> We could sniff out drugs
00:20:00 <Serenity> cause shes like 64 and been smoking since she was 12
00:21:00 <Maurice> Then steal them
00:21:00 <aam> Coke tastes real after 2 days no smokin
00:21:00 <Maurice> Ha, my dad is 64 this year and has smoked since he was 12
00:21:00 <[Maverick]> even though the housemate smokes inside
00:21:00 <Serenity> coke tastes like shit regardless
00:21:00 <ZapbuzZ> sugar
00:21:00 <ZapbuzZ> without colouring coke is bright green
00:21:00 <Maurice> I had a coke today at the pub
00:21:00 <aam> Ok, everything tastes better rather
00:21:00 <Maurice> But only coz I needed something sweet before I drank my beer
00:22:00 <contraband> coke, freezing cold on ice with a meal is the shit
00:22:00 <Serenity> i feel like m the only person who doesnt like coke sometimes
00:22:00 <Serenity> im*
00:22:00 <Maurice> Coz you're a weirdo
00:22:00 <Maurice> What did you expect
00:22:00 <Serenity> pff fanta is the bomb
00:23:00 <Maurice> Nazi soda1
00:23:00 <Maurice> !
00:23:00 <aam> Pepsi or coke?
00:23:00 <Serenity> [9:14pm] <@Serenity> mmm nazi soda
00:23:00 <[Maverick]> <@Serenity> i feel like m the only person who doesnt like cock sometimes
00:23:00 <Serenity> lol
00:23:00 <[Maverick]> so much lies
00:23:00 <aam> Which 1 rather?
00:23:00 <Maurice> I don't buy normal coke in my house, I'll have one if I go to mums or my sisters
00:23:00 <contraband> coke, like Heisenberg
00:23:00 <Serenity> only time i really drink cola is if im drinking jacks
00:23:00 <[Maverick]> ^^
00:23:00 <[Maverick]> winrar
00:23:00 <Serenity> and even then i buy LA ice cause it tastes like post pix
00:24:00 <Serenity> LOL post mix
00:24:00 <Serenity> hnng
00:24:00 <Maurice> I had the best burger for lunch today
00:24:00 <Maurice> I wish I still had it
00:24:00 <Serenity> no you didnt my undies were till on
00:24:00 <Maurice> Oh my
00:24:00 <Serenity> i mean... where from??
00:24:00 <[Maverick]> HAHA
00:24:00 <[Maverick]> NO
00:24:00 <Maurice> Ze pub
00:24:00 <[Maverick]> not post mix
00:24:00 <[Maverick]> no
00:24:00 <Maurice> Beetroot, egg, cheese
00:24:00 <aam> Dude on fb worxfo tru blue bevs, they make the la ice
00:24:00 <Maurice> NOM
00:24:00 <[Maverick]> HAh
00:25:00 <[Maverick]> my burger was better
00:25:00 <Serenity> post mix is the best you shut it
00:25:00 <Maurice> No lettuce though
00:25:00 <Maurice> Coz lettuce, hot food, no
00:25:00 <contraband> Alfred's kitchen in Guildford, Perth serves the best burgers
00:25:00 <Serenity> ^^^^^^^
00:25:00 <Serenity> fucking alfreds
00:25:00 <Serenity> YUM
00:25:00 <Maurice> This is a melbourne channel, don't spout shit about perth
00:25:00 <Maurice> You stupid perthians
00:25:00 <contraband> just sayin
00:25:00 <[Maverick]> post mixy
00:26:00 <Maurice> Eww
00:26:00 <Maurice> I'd shoot her not post her
00:26:00 <[Maverick]> haha
00:26:00 <Serenity> one night when we can get rid of the kids im taking ShadowLurker to alfreds
00:26:00 <Maurice> Just dump em in the bush
00:26:00 <[Maverick]> and then cumming out here
00:26:00 <ShadowLurker> om nom
00:26:00 <[Maverick]> I mean
00:26:00 <Serenity> when r u coming to perth next
00:26:00 <Maurice> Wheres Guildford
00:26:00 <[Maverick]> 12th of March
00:26:00 <Serenity> guilfords near midland
00:26:00 <Maurice> Oh fuck that
00:26:00 <[Maverick]> Maurice: near midland
00:27:00 <Maurice> I'd need a packed lunch and a water bottle to get there
00:27:00 <Serenity> like 20 mins from here
00:27:00 <Serenity> depenfs on fraffic
00:27:00 <Serenity> s;ldekgbsdfgers
00:27:00 <Serenity> fffs
00:27:00 <Maurice> So 40ish from me
00:28:00 <contraband> worth the trip
00:28:00 <Maurice> I just googled and found their menu, but it doesn't tell me whats IN the burgers other than the title
00:28:00 <Maurice> I don't appreciate that
00:28:00 <Serenity> i remember hanging out with my cousins when i was like 13
00:28:00 <Serenity> and they would take me down to alfreds late at night
00:28:00 <Serenity> then we'd go sit in a park in guildford by the river just being ferals
00:28:00 <contraband> their pea and ham soup is legendary
00:29:00 <aam> Bbl
00:29:00 <Maurice> Eww
00:29:00 <Serenity> YUM
00:29:00 <Maurice> Pea and ham soup is the worst soup ever
00:29:00 <Serenity> it is fucking not
00:29:00 <Maurice> It's peas... and ham
00:29:00 <Maurice> My 2 faves :S
00:29:00 <contraband> sos your face
00:29:00 <Maurice> My face is not a soup
00:29:00 <Maurice> I don't think
00:29:00 <contraband> it must certainly is
00:29:00 <contraband> most even
00:29:00 <Serenity> i have some ham bones in the freezer actually
00:29:00 <Serenity> i should make soup
00:30:00 <Maurice> Only 9.30 and I seem to be the only one in my street still awake
00:30:00 <Maurice> I'd almost think I lived in a retirement village
00:30:00 <Serenity> i spend 3 hours this arvo helping lily with her assignments
00:31:00 <Maurice> Whaaa
00:31:00 <Serenity> i feel like its 12:30
00:31:00 <Maurice> Our prim school has a no homework policy
00:31:00 <Maurice> Other than home readers
00:31:00 <Serenity> we've had homework since PP
00:31:00 <contraband> the fuck kinda policy is that
00:31:00 <Maurice> They allocate class time to do assignments and shit
00:31:00 <Serenity> ants gotta do work sheets starting next week based on what hes reading which.. yay for me is harry potter
00:31:00 <Maurice> Was a shock when Cal got homework the first day of high school
00:32:00 <Serenity> when the rest of the kids are still reading school readers -_-
00:32:00 <Maurice> Lol
00:32:00 <Maurice> Get him into diary of a wimpy kid too
00:32:00 <Maurice> All of mine like those
00:32:00 <Serenity> might save em for his birthday
00:32:00 <contraband> mines done with wimpy, on to dumb diaries now
00:33:00 <nate> pull out the wonder years box set
00:33:00 <Maurice> Mines reading Assassins Creed atm
00:34:00 <Maurice> And another is reading Captain Underpants..
00:34:00 <contraband> I had a crush on Winnie cooper back in the day
00:34:00 <Serenity> i want to get the buggalugs bum theif for ant
00:34:00 <Serenity> i think he would like it
00:34:00 <Maurice> Ohh I have that
00:34:00 <Maurice> I think from you mentioning it
00:34:00 <Maurice> I got it for Cal
00:35:00 <Serenity> ohh yeah thats right
00:39:00 <Serenity> [Maverick] irl
00:39:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10991332_1581026275444665_7773044636855425032_n.jpg?oh=c461e97491918e9fdca75ac207f42a36&oe=555B4189&__gda__=1435511523_21571a6a321bb0b47c34a32131f30aad
00:41:00 <Serenity> we need this for our mums Maurice https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/10552529_942271342465549_161310201215694903_n.jpg?oh=8b0be12f8b6f7a566d5b4be643a07bc3&oe=55883E43&__gda__=1435820484_660cbfeb47c27078f5167a6dbe0bd8be
00:41:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
00:41:00 <Maurice> And I know I'm the favourite, we all know it
00:43:00 <Serenity> mmm oxycodone
00:44:00 <contraband> what's the command to list all the channels?
00:44:00 <Serenity> /list
00:44:00 <contraband> thanks
00:54:00 <[Maverick]> that photo even got my good side
00:59:00 <milk> hey
01:01:00 <Serenity> removing my moustache
01:01:00 <Serenity> im so sexy
01:05:00 <EdwardCalvert> i jerkti off
01:07:00 <EdwardCalvert> now my mission is to make money and support my tranny gf from england, and i dont care about anything else
01:08:00 <milk> wow
01:08:00 <EdwardCalvert> is cold temp good or bad
01:08:00 <milk> realtive
01:09:00 <milk> relative*
01:09:00 <EdwardCalvert> i read it correct
01:10:00 <milk> all russians the dye their hair and put blue eye contacts in are my relatives
01:11:00 <EdwardCalvert> malaysians are no difference to indo same same cousins
01:12:00 <EdwardCalvert> i'd rather serve white folks and get tips in sterlings
01:13:00 <milk> jiggy jig?
01:14:00 <EdwardCalvert> that sony z2 norell found was bought in australia so the network is locked
01:15:00 <DemonsRun> Irc...
01:15:00 <DemonsRun> In the bath!
01:15:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: wake up.
01:15:00 <milk> hey dude
01:15:00 <EdwardCalvert> england must be amazingly historical
01:16:00 <milk> ?
01:17:00 <EdwardCalvert> did u see one brazen thug hid in the bush and giving up even when ten coppers and a sniffer dog strainted him by strangle
01:18:00 <milk> cool story bro
01:18:00 <EdwardCalvert> wait i show y
01:19:00 <EdwardCalvert> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/26337854/police-hunt-ends-in-arrest/
01:20:00 <EdwardCalvert> he didnt give up until the end
01:21:00 <milk> cops own WA
01:21:00 <milk> <EdwardCalvert> http://spankbang.com/38b2/video/passionate+thai+ladyboy
01:22:00 <EdwardCalvert> ahhh
01:22:00 <milk> ?
01:22:00 <Serenity> i am awake DemonsRun my love
01:23:00 <DemonsRun> Oh awesome. I owe you a snapchat.
01:23:00 <Serenity> uh yesss u do
01:23:00 <EdwardCalvert> use viber
01:24:00 <milk> wow, terrorists are no longer sending their videos to the media
01:25:00 <EdwardCalvert> cause jordan bombed them well
01:25:00 <DemonsRun> Sent it.
01:25:00 <Adonis> Need sleep
01:25:00 <DemonsRun> Tough luck az
01:25:00 <Serenity> :O
01:25:00 <DemonsRun> Ikr.
01:26:00 <Adonis> Yerp
01:27:00 <milk> big arms are in fashion these days
01:27:00 <EdwardCalvert> Adonis do you see one disable amputed both legs man with beard catching on the woolongong station now and then
01:27:00 <Serenity> DemonsRun is the best snapchat friend ever
01:28:00 <Adonis> On a skateboard?
01:28:00 <DemonsRun> She gets better snaps than you do Adonis
01:28:00 <DemonsRun> Nerr
01:28:00 <EdwardCalvert> yes no one offered him help when he climbs the stairs
01:28:00 <milk> did you hear? no more money for communists
01:28:00 <Adonis> There is a kid who has no legs who uses a skateboard to get around
01:28:00 <Adonis> Haha yeah
01:28:00 <Adonis> I saw bubbles
01:28:00 <DemonsRun> She saw boob
01:28:00 <Adonis> I was half dead in bed
01:29:00 <DemonsRun> Lucky I wokes you up then.
01:29:00 <EdwardCalvert> did u wake up naked
01:29:00 <Adonis> I ate a tub of nutella and have some sort of small amount of energy
01:29:00 <Serenity> Adonis used to show us his wang on stickam many moons ago
01:29:00 <Adonis> Now I'm in the sauna
01:29:00 <Adonis> Haha yeah
01:29:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
01:29:00 <EdwardCalvert> yogurt bra in a 5kg tub
01:29:00 <Adonis> So many people have seen my cock
01:29:00 <DemonsRun> I haven't seen it.
01:29:00 <Serenity> when we were all kid
01:29:00 <Serenity> kids
01:29:00 <DemonsRun> I'm surprised.
01:29:00 <Serenity> haha
01:29:00 <EdwardCalvert> get from a local greekman
01:29:00 <Serenity> hes all domesticated now
01:29:00 <Adonis> Yeah
01:29:00 <DemonsRun> Bullshit
01:30:00 <Adonis> I trained a chick today who tried to grab my cock
01:30:00 <EdwardCalvert> add some honey n banana and tuna i add apples too
01:30:00 <Adonis> I had no words
01:30:00 <DemonsRun> Oh, so she's like me then Az?
01:30:00 <DemonsRun> Mwahahaha
01:30:00 <EdwardCalvert> ask her to buy you a meal Adonis
01:30:00 <Adonis> Lol
01:30:00 <milk> I should go cook something
01:30:00 <Serenity> i just wanna see boobs
01:30:00 <Serenity> im not interested in dick
01:30:00 <EdwardCalvert> then give her a dildo
01:30:00 <DemonsRun> You seen boo
01:30:00 <DemonsRun> Boob
01:30:00 <Adonis> I have boobs
01:30:00 <Maurice> This reminds me so much of Fausto
01:30:00 <DemonsRun> Tonight in fact
01:30:00 <EdwardCalvert> a big phat toy
01:30:00 <Serenity> and i will fap to said boob
01:30:00 <DemonsRun> I hope you do.
01:30:00 <Adonis> Maurice apart from mine is true
01:30:00 <EdwardCalvert> good for delivery babies no pain
01:31:00 <DemonsRun> I cap in bath to nip of urs
01:31:00 <DemonsRun> Fap too
01:31:00 <Serenity> rofl Maurice i found the last pic of fausto you showed me
01:31:00 <Serenity> its so fkn shopped
01:31:00 <Maurice> Lol he's so repulsive
01:31:00 <Adonis> Show meeee
01:31:00 <Serenity> unless his head is like 4 times bigger than it should be
01:31:00 <Maurice> BITCHES BE PEEPIN
01:31:00 <EdwardCalvert> Adonis a good yogi should be a good monk and no waste of leg juices
01:31:00 <DemonsRun> I wanna see
01:32:00 <milk> I have $4.40, enough meat for five bowls of spaghetti and a 6 pack of beer
01:32:00 <Adonis> Lol
01:32:00 <EdwardCalvert> now the chinese new year all shops are being closed for chirst shake
01:32:00 <Adonis> I want beer so so bad
01:32:00 <Serenity> uploading
01:32:00 <Adonis> Sick
01:32:00 <Serenity> it looks like hes shopped his head onto another body to me
01:33:00 <Adonis> Lol really?
01:33:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/to8EB30.png
01:33:00 <DemonsRun> HahahahHaha
01:33:00 <DemonsRun> Oh that explains why noodle canteen is shut
01:33:00 <Adonis> Lolol
01:33:00 <Maurice> Lollll
01:33:00 <DemonsRun> Chinese New year.
01:33:00 <DemonsRun> Bastards.
01:33:00 <Adonis> Looks like a small child
01:33:00 <DemonsRun> Ad
01:33:00 <Serenity> it looks fake
01:33:00 <Serenity> look at the size of his head
01:33:00 <DemonsRun> Adonis* carry me out of the bath?
01:34:00 <Adonis> I trained legs tonight
01:34:00 <Adonis> Walking is hard
01:34:00 <Adonis> But I can try
01:34:00 <simba> <milk> I have $4.40, enough meat for five bowls of spaghetti and a 6 pack of beer - in 1975
01:34:00 <Serenity> i will carry you to the bed
01:34:00 <Adonis> ^
01:34:00 <EdwardCalvert> thats not Adonis
01:34:00 <simba> wait i didnt see the word meat
01:34:00 <DemonsRun> Who's drying me then?
01:34:00 <Serenity> ill dry your special places
01:34:00 <Serenity> with my face
01:34:00 <DemonsRun> My boobs are dry...
01:34:00 <DemonsRun> My vagina is not.
01:35:00 <Adonis> That's not me lol
01:35:00 <Serenity> exactly
01:35:00 <Adonis> I'm much larger than that
01:35:00 <Adonis> And I don't filter my pics
01:35:00 <EdwardCalvert> get yogurt
01:35:00 <DemonsRun> No, No you don't Adonis
01:35:00 <Adonis> I don't know how to filter good
01:35:00 <Adonis> So hash tag no filter
01:35:00 <Serenity> does DemonsRun send Adonis naught snaps
01:35:00 <Adonis> Nah
01:35:00 <Adonis> She doesn't
01:36:00 <Maurice> You being bigger than that doesn't make it ok
01:36:00 <Maurice> It makes it just as gross
01:36:00 <DemonsRun> No only to you Serenity
01:36:00 <DemonsRun> He gets normal ones.
01:36:00 <Serenity> ahah
01:36:00 <DemonsRun> Poor bastard
01:36:00 <milk> nothing like a man with self respect
01:36:00 <Serenity> im so scared if i send boobie ones that im gonna send them to someone i shouldnt
01:36:00 <EdwardCalvert> im growing tits
01:36:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahahahahahaha
01:36:00 <DemonsRun> Don't send vagina ones.
01:37:00 <Adonis> I've sent my cock pic to a chick once. It selected my ex and some other chick above her name
01:37:00 <Serenity> oh noo im not doing that.. maybe if im super drunk
01:37:00 <Adonis> Man did I shit myself
01:37:00 <DemonsRun> I'll wait til then, then
01:37:00 <Serenity> like saturday wow.. was i drunk
01:37:00 <EdwardCalvert> they should put a interlock into her key
01:37:00 <DemonsRun> I have a 21st Friday night... Don't think I'm drinking though.
01:37:00 <milk> why not?
01:38:00 <Adonis> I can't wait to be intoxicated
01:38:00 <Maurice> (22:36:40) (Serenity): im so scared if i send boobie ones that im gonna send them to someone i shouldnt
01:38:00 <Maurice> For srs?
01:38:00 <Maurice> WE'VE ALL SEEM THEM, SEND MORE
01:38:00 <EdwardCalvert> i bought some purple cabbage going to cook olive pasta with chicken mince tomorrow
01:38:00 <Serenity> lol Adonis nice tits
01:38:00 <milk> bit of chilli?
01:38:00 <Adonis> Who will be on the gold coast on may 9th and onwards? Imma get that fucked up I don't know which way is up
01:38:00 <Adonis> Lol
01:38:00 <Adonis> Boobs.
01:39:00 <Serenity> LOL not everyone on my snapchat has seen my boobs
01:39:00 <Serenity> or should
01:39:00 <EdwardCalvert> http://www.creationsbykara.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/harvest-apple-salad-003.jpg
01:39:00 <DemonsRun> I seen Aaron's boobs.
01:39:00 <EdwardCalvert> without chilli no meal is complete
01:39:00 <Serenity> ive seen way too much of him
01:39:00 <Serenity> rofl
01:40:00 <Adonis> Lol
01:40:00 <simba> ive seen EdwardCalverts boobs
01:40:00 <DemonsRun> I have not seen enough.
01:40:00 <EdwardCalvert> norell wears silicon bra
01:40:00 <Adonis> Maybe when I'm fucked
01:40:00 <Serenity> ive known aaron since he was like 16 so its a little weird
01:40:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
01:40:00 <Adonis> Yesh exactly
01:40:00 <EdwardCalvert> she dont have boobs
01:40:00 <DemonsRun> I'm not asking Adonis
01:40:00 <DemonsRun> Just saying
01:40:00 <Adonis> I had a pic of myself sent to me from stereo
01:40:00 <simba> why does he wear a bra if he doesnt have boobs EdwardCalvert
01:40:00 <Taco> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10959382_10153558087032004_3554071791585147225_n.jpg?oh=dfd770fd79ee1a28b52511b78f686845&oe=558AAD0D
01:41:00 <Adonis> And when I'm in that state again. Then maybe
01:41:00 <EdwardCalvert> because she feels like a woman
01:41:00 <Adonis> It's full rape face
01:41:00 <Serenity> lol
01:41:00 <Adonis> Let me upload
01:41:00 <Taco> Adonis, bill shorten's face?
01:41:00 <simba> does he buy tampons just for fun?
01:41:00 <DemonsRun> Hahaha hahaha Taco
01:41:00 <DemonsRun> Ok. Time to get out of the cold bath.
01:42:00 <EdwardCalvert> tony abbott threatning indo again
01:42:00 <milk> call him recalcitrant then
01:42:00 <Adonis> http://imgur.com/fQmxRml
01:42:00 <Adonis> Mo for movember
01:42:00 <Serenity> dem pupils
01:42:00 <Adonis> That was early
01:42:00 <Serenity> you need an eyebrow wax
01:43:00 <Adonis> I didn't know why way was up
01:43:00 <DemonsRun> I don't understand Adonis
01:43:00 <Adonis> I needed more than a wax
01:43:00 <DemonsRun> That's your normal face.
01:43:00 <Adonis> Lol
01:43:00 <Maurice> Wtf is with everything about that pic
01:43:00 <Maurice> Especially the gay hair
01:43:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
01:43:00 <EdwardCalvert> rofl
01:43:00 <Serenity> naw i still remember the chubby faced baby aaron
01:43:00 <EdwardCalvert> hilarious foto
01:43:00 <Adonis> That is me chubby face
01:43:00 <Serenity> is not
01:43:00 <Serenity> i remember your video eze face
01:43:00 <Serenity> haha
01:43:00 <Adonis> It is these days
01:44:00 <Adonis> Olawdy
01:44:00 <Serenity> lol
01:44:00 <Adonis> Fat as fuck days
01:44:00 <DemonsRun> You guys been here too long.
01:44:00 <Maurice> You looked way better before
01:44:00 <Adonis> Those days will be back
01:44:00 <Maurice> Now you look like a condom stuff with walnuts
01:44:00 <EdwardCalvert> http://oi60.tinypic.com/2lxjrki.jpg
01:44:00 <Adonis> Soon
01:44:00 <Adonis> I'm gonna get so fat
01:44:00 <Serenity> rofl
01:45:00 <Maurice> And beehhh has to counter with a pic of his lady boys moustache
01:45:00 <Serenity> my clevage looks like a butt if i take the photo on the right angle
01:45:00 <Maurice> Typical
01:45:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
01:45:00 <EdwardCalvert> i like Adonis moustache
01:46:00 <milk> my landlord said he was gonna evict me
01:46:00 <Adonis> This is how fat I wanna get
01:46:00 <Adonis> http://imgur.com/CO3bPPp
01:46:00 <Adonis> Awww yeah 7 pizzas come at me
01:46:00 <milk> should I pay rent?
01:47:00 <milk> I mean if he is just gonna kick me into the street
01:47:00 <Serenity> ur not even fat ther
01:47:00 <Serenity> shut up
01:47:00 <EdwardCalvert> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMlVFa_754o
01:47:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gareth Emery feat. Lucy Saunders - Sanctuary Official Music Video Views: 5,662,358 Uploaded: Jul 13, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 6 Seconds
01:47:00 <Adonis> Look at that face
01:48:00 <Adonis> That's the happiness knowing I was gonna eat my weight in pastry
01:48:00 <Serenity> rofl
01:48:00 <Serenity> mm pastry
01:48:00 <EdwardCalvert> simba is a crossdresser did he tell you that Adonis
01:48:00 <Taco> EdwardCalvert, except his hair is natural
01:48:00 <simba> just get fat man
01:48:00 <Adonis> Gareth emery concrete angel
01:48:00 <Adonis> After may
01:48:00 <simba> u have spent ages getting buff now just enjoy life get FAT
01:49:00 <EdwardCalvert> i play with ladyboys hair something turns me on
01:49:00 <Adonis> I got a new sponsor to do muscle model on the gold coast
01:49:00 <Serenity> beehhh calm down you fuck head
01:49:00 <simba> win some body comps now win some FAT COMPS
01:49:00 <Adonis> I did a 4500 calorie dinner on vday
01:49:00 <Serenity> ..........
01:49:00 <EdwardCalvert> im not beehhh dont know him/her
01:49:00 <Serenity> one meal???
01:49:00 <Adonis> I have fat potential
01:50:00 <Adonis> Yeah 1 sitting
01:50:00 <Serenity> what did you eat
01:50:00 <Adonis> Large double quarter pounder meal
01:50:00 <Serenity> i was doing 1200 calories for my whole day for a while but i quit because im fat
01:50:00 <Adonis> Mega mac
01:50:00 <Adonis> 10 mcnuggets
01:50:00 <Adonis> Double cheeseburger
01:50:00 <Adonis> Large caramel sundae with crunchie pieces
01:50:00 <Adonis> Punk icing donut
01:51:00 <Adonis> Cookies and cream cheesecake
01:51:00 <DemonsRun> Cheat day
01:51:00 <Adonis> 1L dare iced coffee
01:51:00 <EdwardCalvert> do centerlink look after you
01:51:00 <milk> ?
01:51:00 <Adonis> Nah I just caved. I was hungry
01:51:00 <DemonsRun> That's for sure.
01:51:00 <Adonis> That was my extra meal for the day
01:51:00 <milk> my car is fucked
01:51:00 <DemonsRun> I'm sitting outside... I'm sweating. Still so hot.
01:51:00 <EdwardCalvert> got a nail in the tyre?
01:52:00 <Adonis> When I got home I ate a packet of choc pb cup miniatures
01:52:00 <Adonis> It's currently 57 degrees
01:52:00 <milk> dont know what happened at the golf club, but dad got home early
01:52:00 <Adonis> 14 mins to go
01:53:00 <aam> I swear this gecko is laughin at me, I have a gecko in my room
01:53:00 <EdwardCalvert> he went to chaltenham plaza for a quick stroll i guess
01:53:00 <EdwardCalvert> *southland
01:53:00 <Maurice> I'm outside too
01:53:00 <milk> I paid a drug dealer and he just kept the money
01:53:00 <Maurice> It's nice out here, hot inside
01:54:00 <aam> I dropped a ciggy on the floor and he's chirpin away, I'd swear he's laughin at me
01:54:00 <Adonis> I need to pay my drug dealer 17k
01:54:00 <EdwardCalvert> drug dealers finding new ways of importing/exporting
01:54:00 <Adonis> When they find a new way of importing gh let me know
01:54:00 <EdwardCalvert> soon they will use ufo for its purpose
01:54:00 <milk> why is indonesia so intolerant of drug dealers?
01:54:00 <Serenity> DemonsRun send me naughty photos
01:55:00 <EdwardCalvert> because majority of them didnt get the PR in oz
01:55:00 <DemonsRun> I'm not even in the bath anymore lol. In bed in a dark room
01:55:00 <Adonis> I love Bali
01:55:00 <Serenity> well thats just no good
01:55:00 <Adonis> I miss it
01:55:00 <milk> Bali is great fun
01:55:00 <milk> you just cant take drugs there
01:55:00 <EdwardCalvert> i like borneo
01:55:00 <EdwardCalvert> has ufo here
01:56:00 <Adonis> Bounty. The only place you can lose your shoes and shirt and still take home a chick
01:56:00 <Taco> milk, and Thailand and Cambodia and Singapore. prob cause drugs r bad and they've got ppl 2 spare
01:56:00 <Adonis> Thailand is shit
01:56:00 <milk> well I dont know
01:56:00 <Adonis> I'm taking the missus there for nye
01:56:00 <milk> drug experiences can be mind awakening
01:56:00 <EdwardCalvert> im going to london next
01:56:00 <Adonis> A few of the boys wanna go
01:57:00 <Adonis> I'd rather Bali
01:57:00 <aam> I always loved the Byron area since comin doofin up this way in the 90's now I'm finally livin up here
01:57:00 <Taco> you don't need narcotics 2 open ur mind
01:57:00 <Nick> thailand is not shit
01:57:00 <EdwardCalvert> you ben's cousin
01:57:00 <milk> no reading a cleverly written book can do that
01:57:00 <Adonis> Bangkok was the first place I has a double big Mac
01:57:00 <EdwardCalvert> Im going to taj mahal to marry norel
01:58:00 <milk> but people in the west, you know, it's an evil but you learn something
01:58:00 <Adonis> OK I can't deal with the heat. I'm out. Ciao
01:58:00 <Nick> 57 degrees where are u?
01:58:00 <Serenity> BYE
01:58:00 <Adonis> A sauna
01:58:00 <Adonis> It's 63
01:58:00 <Nick> sauna on irc LOL
01:58:00 <Adonis> Bye
01:58:00 <Nick> thats dedication
01:58:00 <EdwardCalvert> Adonis move to usa to cunitiacate
01:58:00 <aam> Lol
01:58:00 <Nick> or possibly no life, but cool
01:59:00 <Taco> also I question if narcotics open your mind. suppose a racist redneck imbred white supremist takes drugs. could their mind be opened on narcotics alone?
01:59:00 <Serenity> hes hardly ever here Nick calm the fuck down
01:59:00 <Adonis> I'm in comp prep for bodybuilding
01:59:00 <Maurice> Adonis will be the next IRC person to cark it
01:59:00 <milk> drugs can really be fun
01:59:00 <milk> I mean you take them all the time and your an idiot
01:59:00 <Nick> who died off irc recently?
01:59:00 <Adonis> Need to keep entertained in the sauna
01:59:00 <EdwardCalvert> hugh stays in newyork now travelling london n morocco
01:59:00 <EdwardCalvert> i'll follow where rich people goes
01:59:00 <Taco> Nick, B1 is dead
01:59:00 <milk> but seriously, experiencing a good high can make you a better person in the long run
02:00:00 <milk> not worth getting killed over though
02:00:00 <EdwardCalvert> he OD'd
02:00:00 <Nick> b1 is dead LOL is he really?
02:00:00 <Serenity> yep
02:00:00 <Nick> fuck thats good
02:00:00 <Serenity> he raged so hard because of his zlined
02:00:00 <Serenity> that he died
02:00:00 <Nick> he uses up too many resources
02:00:00 <Nick> good riddance
02:00:00 <EdwardCalvert> someone sold him a batshit?
02:00:00 <Taco> milk, most the time drug use makes you a worse person
02:00:00 <milk> true
02:00:00 <Nick> drug use fucks your life up
02:00:00 <milk> but when you quit and learn about your mistakes...
02:00:00 <Serenity> bottle of gin a hot bathtub and a razor
02:01:00 <EdwardCalvert> most drug users have low to very low self-esteem
02:01:00 <Nick> i would need more than a bottle of gint o kill myself
02:01:00 <Serenity> IRC withdrawls are real when your 45
02:01:00 <EdwardCalvert> ...and a huge donkey
02:01:00 <Nick> isnt he 50 or 50+
02:01:00 <Nick> he dont look 45
02:01:00 <milk> it's like saying opiates are so bad you cant sell them in the supermarket
02:01:00 <Serenity> nah hes 45
02:01:00 <DemonsRun> Omg LOL
02:01:00 <Taco> I made a really awesome taco one time, thought I might die in bliss
02:02:00 <DemonsRun> You're a Bitch.
02:02:00 <Serenity> me?
02:02:00 <Nick> i have a mate whos 45 he looks nothing like that age
02:02:00 <Nick> b1 looks like 50+
02:02:00 <DemonsRun> Yes
02:02:00 <DemonsRun> You
02:02:00 <Serenity> does your mate sttay inside all day sucking back bongs?
02:02:00 <Nick> no
02:02:00 <Serenity> i am a huge bitch
02:02:00 <Serenity> exactly nick
02:02:00 <EdwardCalvert> i have watched all of the screw my wife please dont know about 50 shades of grey
02:02:00 <Nick> but he was a heroin addict for awhile
02:02:00 <DemonsRun> I knoe
02:02:00 <DemonsRun> I love it.
02:02:00 <Nick> and drank a lot of alcohol too
02:02:00 <DemonsRun> Ugh can't even type. So tired
02:02:00 <milk> sometimes you know
02:02:00 <Serenity> i wish i was tired
02:03:00 <Nick> maybe because he was healthy and ate well
02:03:00 <milk> only medication can solve a situation
02:03:00 <milk> I mean
02:03:00 <Taco> I wish I was eating tacos
02:03:00 <milk> you shoot heroin to have a good time
02:03:00 <Serenity> yer b1 doesnt eat healthy hes admitted that a few times
02:03:00 <Nick> b1 must live in a bad surrounding and eat shit food and smoke a lot of bad ciggies
02:03:00 <milk> then you have trouble
02:03:00 <Serenity> he eats like an entire bag of chocolates in one sitting
02:03:00 <Maurice> I wish I had a bag of chocs
02:03:00 <Nick> yeh diet is half of the problem, b1 looks like an old alcoholic you see at the pub
02:03:00 <EdwardCalvert> hes always on here even when his brain bled
02:03:00 <Taco> b1s shopping is entirely in the frozen food isle
02:03:00 <DemonsRun> Night fuckfaces
02:03:00 <milk> but having a painkiller when you have a headache can solve a worse situation
02:03:00 <Nick> like a dumb tradie
02:03:00 <DemonsRun> Xoxo
02:04:00 <Nick> coming home from his shit day at whatever he did and spending his pay on pokies and ciggies and beer
02:04:00 <Maurice> Night DemonsRun
02:04:00 <Serenity> night dem x
02:04:00 <aam> \0
02:04:00 <EdwardCalvert> fact of the matter is im going to sleep like a baby n snore like a fucking king
02:04:00 <Maurice> Cam is 43 this year, I like to think he doesn't look that old
02:04:00 <Serenity> cam doesnt look that old
02:05:00 <Maurice> Lucky or I wouldn't be able to banghim
02:05:00 <EdwardCalvert> if someone wants to brestfeed me would be bonus
02:05:00 <Serenity> .....
02:06:00 <Nick> who is cam?
02:06:00 <Taco> yea human milk it pretty good
02:07:00 <milk> I like ice tea
02:07:00 <Serenity> sweet
02:07:00 <Taco> best thing about banging a pregnant chick
02:07:00 <Serenity> sticky
02:07:00 <Maurice> My husband
02:07:00 <aam> "I'll be with u till the end of time, nothin will destroy our circle"
02:07:00 <Nick> cool
02:07:00 <EdwardCalvert> well shes not carrying my child but the milk shouldnt be wasted
02:07:00 <Maurice> She's a man
02:07:00 <Maurice> Of course she's not carrying your child
02:07:00 <Serenity> shes not carrying anyones child
02:08:00 <EdwardCalvert> cock milk?
02:08:00 <aam> Line from the doors movie when he's out in the desert with his gf on peyote
02:08:00 <Serenity> i need to put clothes on
02:08:00 <Serenity> ceebs
02:08:00 <Serenity> Maurice dress me
02:08:00 <Maurice> No
02:08:00 <Maurice> You undress me
02:09:00 <Serenity> yes maam!
02:09:00 <Maurice> Score
02:09:00 <aam> I need to take clothes orff
02:09:00 <aam> Too hawt
02:09:00 <aam> Here*
02:10:00 <EdwardCalvert> Maurice keeps checking out from her blinds and has the techno remix playing at a loud voliume
02:10:00 <Maurice> What
02:11:00 <EdwardCalvert> thats what most meth addicts do on a weekend
02:11:00 <aam> L83RZ sweeties \0
02:11:00 <Nick> lol
02:11:00 <Serenity> did beehhh just call Maurice a meth addict..
02:11:00 <Bonny> yup
02:11:00 <Maurice> I don't know but he insinuated I have blinds
02:11:00 <Serenity> rude
02:11:00 <EdwardCalvert> where did it even mention here
02:11:00 <Maurice> Most upset
02:12:00 <EdwardCalvert> never been to perth so no idea what its like there btw
02:12:00 <Serenity> she doesnt even live in perth beehhh
02:12:00 <Serenity> fuck off
02:13:00 <EdwardCalvert> Adonis post some more of your diets
02:13:00 <Maurice> God he's annoying
02:13:00 <Serenity> yuh
02:14:00 <milk> why does officer mohd always look like he has been sleeping in a ditch?
02:14:00 <EdwardCalvert> all the desi players got their visa on a talent that makes me proud and they won too
02:16:00 <milk> hey
02:16:00 <Kal-El> Milk ?? like the stuff that much huh
02:17:00 <milk> yeah bro, blood of the flower
02:19:00 <Kal-El> I should be asleep but cant haha
02:19:00 <milk> man I'm thinking of some food
02:19:00 <Serenity> wheres Adonis
02:19:00 <Serenity> http://abc7chicago.com/health/the-latest-trend-in-weightlifting-breast-milk/521735/
02:23:00 <[Maverick]> he would mix it with nutella
02:23:00 <Taco> hey were all u guiz on austnet when sept 11 happened?
02:23:00 <milk> nah
02:23:00 <milk> actually maybe I was
02:23:00 <milk> I cant remember
02:24:00 <milk> I think I was reading a book
02:24:00 <milk> my sis told me to turn on the tv
02:24:00 <Taco> I waz n somebodi said 2 turn on the tv
02:24:00 <Serenity> i was like 14 when sept 11 happened
02:24:00 <Serenity> i didnt find out what irc was until 5 years later
02:24:00 <Taco> probably the only good thing anyone has posted
02:27:00 <milk> the truth is whatever the imam says
02:27:00 <simba> i was blowing up tower- nevermind
02:27:00 <Kal-El> Oh G bush did it so get over it already lol
02:27:00 <Kal-El> I was on the towers lit 6 days before it happened lol
02:28:00 <milk> I got so angry when I saw it
02:29:00 <milk> Someone in my neighbourhood screamed out "THANK FUCK! Finally that pussy will let us kill them all!" though
02:29:00 <simba> yes g bush carefully orchestrated it like a movie... smart guy...
02:30:00 <Kal-El> yeah cos that's not being racist
02:30:00 <Kal-El> He was tucked away far far away in a prim school no one new he was going to be at
02:31:00 <Kal-El> Have you ever seen an Ape puzzled ? same look bush had when the vid of him getting the news was aired lol
02:31:00 <simba> ever played super monkey ball?
02:32:00 <Kal-El> People hate Americans.. which is wrong, most Americans are actually good people... its the governmeant to blame.
02:33:00 <simba> for frying their brains?
02:33:00 <simba> and making them so hatable?
02:33:00 <simba> damn u governmeant!!!!!
02:33:00 <Kal-El> yes damn youuu
02:34:00 <Kal-El> even our media if you notcie does this a lot - A muslim man did ...... but if a man from any other relig did the same thing, his relig would never be mentioned
02:34:00 <Maurice> Serenity, I was 20 :S
02:34:00 <Kal-El> lol
02:34:00 <Maurice> I woke up and Cam was like 'The twin towers have been hit by planes' and I go 'what are the twin towers?'
02:34:00 <Serenity> old bish
02:35:00 <Serenity> LOL
02:35:00 <Kal-El> lol hahaha
02:35:00 <simba> amazing
02:35:00 <simba> how did you not know what they were when you were 29
02:35:00 <Maurice> In my defence I had a major stoned over
02:35:00 <Maurice> I was 20, not 29
02:35:00 <Kal-El> sure sure lol
02:35:00 <Serenity> 20
02:35:00 <Maurice> God, how old do you think I am
02:35:00 <simba> lool
02:35:00 <Kal-El> your old nowww
02:35:00 <simba> ***lil age joek**
02:35:00 <Maurice> Your face is a joke
02:36:00 <simba> ;[[[[[[[[[[[
02:36:00 <Serenity> im off to bed
02:36:00 <Serenity> night peeps
02:36:00 <simba> bye
02:36:00 <Maurice> I went to work that day and no work was done, we were glued to the tv
02:36:00 <Kal-El> yeah laters ya'all
02:36:00 <Maurice> This is before the internet was invented
02:36:00 <Maurice> Nighhttttt me choco
02:36:00 <simba> i was mad no dragonball z was on when i turned the tv on
02:36:00 <Kal-El> no Maurice
02:36:00 <Kal-El> the net was round well before that
02:36:00 <Kal-El> lol
02:36:00 <Maurice> (take my car tobe serviced at stupid o'clock, thanks)
02:36:00 <Kal-El> it was all over the net
02:36:00 <Kal-El> all over MSN chat and ICQ
02:37:00 <Kal-El> lol
02:37:00 <simba> yea nerds chatting not news websites
02:37:00 <Maurice> Oh right, you're taking me seriously
02:37:00 <Maurice> How cute
02:37:00 <Kal-El> IM not
02:37:00 <simba> people werent on the bbc site having their coffee yet
02:37:00 <Kal-El> nope not that time
02:37:00 <Kal-El> anyway i was meant to be going haha
02:37:00 <Kal-El> laters
02:37:00 <simba> computers were still designated to the "NET ZONE" corner at schools
02:37:00 <simba> "SURFIN DA NET"
02:38:00 <Kal-El> yahoo.com
02:38:00 <Kal-El> lol
02:38:00 <simba> so Maurice
02:38:00 <simba> *leaves*
02:39:00 <Maurice> Lol we didnt have the net in high school :S
02:39:00 <milk> I did, but only at home
02:40:00 <milk> I dl'd files and uploaded them to bbs's
02:41:00 <simba> u stu
02:41:00 <simba> d
02:54:00 <Maurice> Oh great
02:55:00 <simba> hey Maurice
02:55:00 <simba> did you see that movie the other night
02:55:00 <simba> gaylords say no
02:55:00 <Maurice> Hi simba
02:55:00 <Maurice> And yes
02:55:00 <simba> what were you doing watching that
02:55:00 <simba> gay
02:55:00 <Maurice> I was getting my rocks off, obviously
02:56:00 <simba> being gay with yourself
02:56:00 <Maurice> I do that often
02:57:00 <simba> have to take care of number 1
03:15:00 <ZapbuzZ> oh it would be nice if the world was chocolate id eat it all up
03:16:00 <ZapbuzZ> !ping
04:59:00 <simba> have to take care of number 1
05:01:00 <simba> theres a chinese god called fuk
05:01:00 <milk> ?
05:01:00 <simba> Chinese three gods, Fuk Luk Sau
05:03:00 <icepik> Hello everyone. :)
05:03:00 <icepik`> IRC still isn't dead, good to see.
05:06:00 <amsy> simbo
05:10:00 <under> hey
05:11:00 <under> how are you?
05:21:00 <milk> everyone be cool...
05:28:00 <amsy> u be cool..
05:29:00 <simba> hi
05:47:00 <Taco> I'll be Taco
06:32:00 <ZapbuzZ> good morning
06:32:00 <ZapbuzZ> are we brushing our teeth?
09:20:00 <goddess_of_cake> Peeps n' freaks
09:22:00 <milk> hello
11:01:00 <milk> hey
11:01:00 <milk> anyone around?
11:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i am sorta
11:24:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
11:24:00 <Taco> I am Taco
11:25:00 <mrgrumpy> congratulations
11:25:00 <Taco> thank you!
15:23:00 <Fez> Whatd i miss
15:25:00 <Fez> Cyclone marcia needs some sisters
15:42:00 <beehhh> is there public holiday today?
15:43:00 <[Maverick]> nope
15:43:00 <beehhh> either built the east-west tunnel or pay damarage of 30% to qld
15:43:00 <nate> yup its beehhhs alien day today
15:43:00 <[Maverick]> wtf are you on about beehhh?
15:43:00 <beehhh> malaysia has 4days off until monday
15:44:00 <beehhh> the daniel andrews is in trouble
15:44:00 <nate> who dat beehh!
15:45:00 <EdwardCalvert> the one took after napthine govt
15:46:00 <EdwardCalvert> yes flinders need a new look not just a silly lift 100 years is way too old to keep same structure and doesnt match with federation sqaure next door
15:47:00 <EdwardCalvert> i dont go out at nite time now nate, scared of them aliens might come scare me
15:48:00 <EdwardCalvert> David hicks will come home visit his local centerlinks the next day
15:48:00 <nate> whhat;p
15:49:00 <EdwardCalvert> he sure needs a good dentist
15:52:00 <EdwardCalvert> working is easy cause time pass quicker but being on the dole aint cause need expertise of how to kill time
15:53:00 <EdwardCalvert> but for aussies it is nothing new
15:54:00 <picard> Hi
15:55:00 <beehhh> from heathrow to usa
15:57:00 <guest> from australia to bangaladesh
15:58:00 <beehhh> many bangladeshis are studying in that country
15:59:00 <beehhh> there is no money in the federal bank if you can check
15:59:00 <guest> muds
15:59:00 <beehhh> muds becomes pros
15:59:00 <guest> bangla pedos
16:00:00 <beehhh> that too cause over in downunder not many could witness their enighbours
16:00:00 <beehhh> mofo
16:01:00 <beehhh> http://www.uwl.ac.uk/course/luxury-hospitality-management-internship/34353
16:02:00 <beehhh> i might be working for fat duck restautrant
16:03:00 <guest> as muds do
16:04:00 <guest> you should work at hungry jacks
16:04:00 <guest> like a mud
16:04:00 <beehhh> bitch used all of my credit card on her newly found desi partner while you were breaking your back at the servos on the night shifts
16:04:00 <guest> indian
16:04:00 <Taco> yo [Maverick] ur quick 2 ban but not now? y?
16:05:00 <nate> hes maverick quick on the guns
16:05:00 <nate> :P
16:05:00 <guest> hes a retard
16:05:00 <beehhh> not paying a cent back that i didnot spent
16:05:00 <nate> cant be good at everything!
16:06:00 <guest> wtf you talking about beehhh
16:06:00 <nate> beehhh u get em :0
16:06:00 <guest> talking to himself
16:06:00 <Taco> hmm I'm thinking of farming rabbits so I can eat them
16:06:00 <Devil45> now i know what movie to consider watching later
16:06:00 <beehhh> i'll have a new beginning in england
16:07:00 <[Maverick]> Sorry taco.. I didn't realise my life had to revolve around IRC you cock.
16:07:00 <Taco> Ahh thanks for that dickhead
16:07:00 <beehhh> do you get paid for having an op
16:07:00 <Devil45> the 1994 richard donner film 'maverick' - if only to see jodie foster.
16:08:00 <beehhh> seems like someone's accounts been frozen
16:09:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzaQbL9fKv8
16:09:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: A Pug, a Papillon and a Bird Views: 191,157 Uploaded: Sep 26, 2010 Duration: 0 Minutes 49 Seconds
17:00:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: I can see that you screenshot that lol
17:04:00 <Serenity> i did not
17:06:00 <TheRon> did too
17:06:00 <TheRon> what are we talking about
22:21:00 <slinky_J> blup blup so warm out
22:21:00 <slinky_J> die sun die in hell
22:58:00 <nate> really cookin tonite
23:06:00 <slinky_J> this is what it's like without all the abuse :P
23:08:00 <nate> its like dirty sydney channel
23:08:00 <nate> dull
23:08:00 <slinky_J> dw
23:08:00 <slinky_J> one day there will be time travel
23:08:00 <slinky_J> :D
23:09:00 <DX`> apparently this year
23:09:00 <nate> the flash has done it
23:11:00 <simba> kum
23:12:00 <nate> simba is trying hard to amuse
23:12:00 <nate> fail!
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23:12:00 <simba> ................................................................................................................................................................Right
23:12:00 <nate> i think beehh is the most exciting now
23:13:00 <nate> with his alien stories
23:13:00 <nate> and trip to england
23:13:00 <nate> hes studying aboard did u know
23:13:00 <nate> abroad?
23:13:00 <simba> lol
23:13:00 <nate> :D
23:13:00 <simba> ur an idiot if u listen to anything mirza says
23:14:00 <nate> thats me!
23:14:00 <nate> eeediot
23:14:00 <nate> ren and stimpy style
23:14:00 <nate> what happened to adonis
23:15:00 <nate> is he now hercules?
23:16:00 <nate> guess i'll have to watch neighours to get my daily dose of drama
23:17:00 <simba> "and ahd do nefin fo lurve"
23:17:00 <slinky_J> :)
23:18:00 <slinky_J> thmm
23:18:00 <slinky_J> is it still summer?
23:18:00 <slinky_J> or just a hot autumn?
23:18:00 <nate> summer time lovin, hot autumn nights
23:18:00 <nate> lets do both
23:20:00 <slinky_J> i hate the heat
23:20:00 <slinky_J> :/
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks!
23:22:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahahaahahhaahahahaha.
23:27:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/fyyb4HE.gif
23:27:00 <aam> bananah_kate
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ mav
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> sam - no idea WHY you call me that
23:28:00 <simba> sam
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> aam
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh, auto correct, i guess
23:29:00 <[Maverick]> too soon? http://i.imgur.com/UMJk4LJ.png
23:30:00 <aam> We spoke abt banana cake n other banana type food a while back in Sydney when I had the Excessive nick n u liked some of the food apnd it's since then
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right, i can't even remember
23:31:00 <aam> Well I do
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> great :D
23:37:00 <Serenity> DemonsRun!
23:37:00 <TokenDaRing> hello katatonic_kate01
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> g'day
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity!
23:38:00 <aam> \0
23:38:00 <Serenity> katee!
23:38:00 <TokenDaRing> not much
23:39:00 <aam> "people r people so y should it be"
23:40:00 <aam> "that we should get along so awfully"
23:40:00 <British^Meat> [Maverick] id do that marathon too, but id probably bomb
23:40:00 <British^Meat> youve been a great audience
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks :D
23:43:00 <Serenity> god tim tams are the best thing in the world
23:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'm thinking sex beats tim tams
23:43:00 <aam> Soak in warm milk
23:44:00 <Serenity> i dunno
23:44:00 <Serenity> tim tams are pretty good
23:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah trew
23:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> your brain / body still gets the happy drugs from sex and the tim tams
23:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> so win won either way
23:46:00 <Serenity> tim tams AND sex
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> hands down the best!
23:46:00 <aam> Blender, bananas/berries/etc, milk, ice cream of ur choice, ice cubes and spirits of ur choice
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> no berries thanks - i don't want hep A
23:46:00 <DX`> so many things listed here that i now want
23:46:00 <Serenity> my friends son ate some of those berries kate -_-
23:46:00 <Serenity> hes onyl 3
23:46:00 <DX`> :/
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh no! Is he ok?
23:47:00 <Serenity> she doesnt know
23:47:00 <Serenity> they have to get blood tests done
23:47:00 <Serenity> shes so worried
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> bloody hell!
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not even sure if you can get rid of hep a - probably?
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh it's an infection of the liver
23:48:00 <Serenity> yeah its not like hep c
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the liver will heal it's self over few weeks of months
23:48:00 <Serenity> it goes away eventually but it can take like 8 weeks
23:49:00 <Serenity> then you have a life long immunity but you get so so sick apparently
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah he'd have to be doing some IV drug use to contract hep C
23:49:00 <Serenity> like 4x what gladular fever does
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> or get a tattoo or a piercing :P
23:49:00 <Serenity> glandular
23:49:00 <aam> I asked a dude to lend me some new rszorz when I didn't have any and that I'd replace them, he said he had hep a and couldn't help me
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… maybe they'll give him som antibiotics worst case?
23:49:00 <Serenity> apparently theres nothing they can do if you get it
23:49:00 <Serenity> you just have to ride it out
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pretty much….
23:50:00 <Serenity> rest as much as pos which would be easier for a 3 year old i guess
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, if he has it - he'd probably be a bit sluggish i'd assume
23:50:00 <Serenity> it can take up to 6 weeks to incubate
23:51:00 <Serenity> or some shit like that
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder if immunisations kinda cover that
23:51:00 <Serenity> well im not 100% but im sure you can get a needle for hep a when you go to certain over seas countries
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> hep b is covered
23:52:00 <aam> I think I was vaccinated back at home for that as a kid at school
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, pretty sure you can get a hep a before you go o/s
23:53:00 <aam> I know I have had vavs 3 times cause I have the scars in my arms/shoulder area
23:53:00 <aam> Vacs*
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> good-o
23:54:00 <Serenity> To be protected against hepatitis A when you haven't had the disease, you need to have completed hepatitis A vaccination. Hepatitis A vaccine courses are either two doses of hepatitis A vaccine, or three doses of the hepatitis A and hepatitis B vaccines are given as a combination. If you are unsure whether you have been vaccinated or have had an incomplete vaccine course, ask your doctor or
23:54:00 <Serenity> vaccine provider.
23:54:00 <Serenity> You can fall ill any time between 15 and 50 days after catching the virus. The average incubation period for the virus is 28 days. Many infected people, particularly children less than five years old, show few or no symptoms.
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> well hep b is given, in immunisation schedule
23:55:00 <Serenity> is it terrible i dont even know whats in the immunisation schedule? lol
23:55:00 <Serenity> except like mmr and whooping cough
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd no, i only know because i googled it…. and i ran a parenting course on it a few years back
23:56:00 <Serenity> all i know is my kids are up to date haha
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and my friends mum - works in canberra doing immunisation stuff
23:56:00 <Maurice> It's fucking me off
23:56:00 <aam> We got the vacs at school at home
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the child is immunised…. you need to be or you're excluded from preschool / school
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> WELL....
23:57:00 <Maurice> I think its the line again, I was on the phone to mum tonight and while we're talking I could hear 'the number you have called cannot be connected'
23:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's better to be, because when there is an outbreak of some pesky disease the child would have to stay at home…
23:57:00 <Maurice> Uhm
23:57:00 <Maurice> Don't you know vaccinations cause autism and gay?
23:57:00 <aam> Ur comms r hyjacked
23:57:00 <Maurice> How dare you vaccinate
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah!
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> homeopathic shit ftw
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> and breast milk! don't ya know
23:58:00 <Serenity> ant only completed his immunisations last year, i delayed all of his because VACCINES ARE BAD (rolls eyes)... but i fixed that shit up last year because well.. i stopped being a moron
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:59:00 <Serenity> i have no tolerance for anti vac people
23:59:00 <aam> How old r ur kids Sah?
23:59:00 <Serenity> stop fucking calling me that
23:59:00 <aam> Ok
23:59:00 <slinky_J> i am a pirate
23:59:00 <Serenity> they are 7 and 10
23:59:00 <slinky_J> yarrr
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