// #melbourne — 2015-02-26
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00:00:00 <slinky_J> ima run speedtest with all this shit goin
00:01:00 <simba> xbox and ps4 are messed up
00:01:00 <slinky_J> omigosh
00:01:00 <slinky_J> 1mbps
00:01:00 <slinky_J> LOL
00:01:00 <brisbane> whats tb one?
00:01:00 <Kynetic> there u go
00:01:00 <Kynetic> i do have it
00:02:00 <slinky_J> woo
00:02:00 <Kynetic> gonna see if i get a match on final stand
00:02:00 <slinky_J> ^5
00:02:00 <slinky_J> yer prob best to go into servers for that
00:02:00 <slinky_J> ima shut shit down and reboot so my speed improves
00:02:00 <slinky_J> should be around 19mbps
00:02:00 <slinky_J> lol
00:02:00 <slinky_J> 1!!!
00:09:00 <Kynetic> lol
00:09:00 <Kynetic> one server playing FS maps
00:21:00 <slinky_J> woo 19mbps!
00:22:00 <Guest73> hey ppl hows it going ?
00:23:00 <slinky_J> hope u found a game Kynetic
00:23:00 <Guest73> havin a good nite slinky ?
00:24:00 <slinky_J> yeh i guess
00:24:00 <Guest73> what game u playin ?
00:24:00 <slinky_J> gonna watch LUCY soon
00:24:00 <slinky_J> battlefield 4
00:24:00 <Kynetic> yeah
00:25:00 <Kynetic> one game
00:25:00 <slinky_J> nice
00:25:00 <Kynetic> only one server playin FS
00:25:00 <slinky_J> :(
00:25:00 <slinky_J> remember that vid I showed you shows you where the rail guns are!
00:25:00 <slinky_J> xD
00:25:00 <slinky_J> ive got some choice railgun vids that own their crap
00:25:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
00:29:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
00:33:00 <simba> cummmmmmmm
00:34:00 <slinky_J> b1
00:35:00 <slinky_J> https://ebgames.com.au/ps4/any/any/any/Manager-s-Specials?availability=onlinestock
00:35:00 <slinky_J> check iut out
00:35:00 <slinky_J> better get in n grab up sum gaemz
00:36:00 <slinky_J> destiny down 20 bucks woo!
00:36:00 <beehhh> on my lenovo again
00:36:00 <beehhh> up until yesterday i was using HP
00:58:00 <beehhh> mobile hotspot works fine
01:00:00 <beehhh> http://www.rosepoultry.com/
01:01:00 <brisbane> danish chicken
01:01:00 <beehhh> yup
01:01:00 <beehhh> franks and wings
01:01:00 <beehhh> cats love it so much she sings along for one
01:01:00 <brisbane> sing songs
01:01:00 <brisbane> for us all
01:02:00 <beehhh> then she stands on one three legs
01:04:00 <slinky_J> now I know why I walked out of this Lucy film
01:04:00 <slinky_J> heh
01:05:00 <beehhh> facebook scammers are on the large trying to take 500 dollar from each customer
01:06:00 <slinky_J> eat some worms beehhh!!!!!!
01:07:00 <ludaChris> lucy
01:07:00 <ludaChris> i watch it for 10 mins
01:07:00 <beehhh> http://i58.tinypic.com/14cgwp5.jpg
01:08:00 <beehhh> beware of these bastards
01:09:00 <beehhh> i wanked on lucy when she snorted the coke
01:11:00 <beehhh> its the drug of choice in GC hookers n strippers
01:13:00 <ZapbuzZ> aye does anyone get a connection reset here? i been getting them from here alot
01:17:00 <beehhh> ZapbuzZ its all about political game and slower internet if you get what i mean
01:18:00 <ZapbuzZ> i switched to the aussie server but it seems my router disconnects alot on this network when i am logged into the u.s. server
01:19:00 <ZapbuzZ> must be over sensitive
01:19:00 <beehhh> scammers are targeting both countries
01:19:00 <ZapbuzZ> makes sense
01:22:00 <ZapbuzZ> but is it scammers dun dun dun
01:22:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHdYDNs0qq4
01:24:00 <ZapbuzZ> hey beehhh u remember the links u posted about that ancient spaceship underwater?
01:24:00 <ZapbuzZ> lets go fetch it for a joyride :D
01:25:00 <beehhh> link?
01:26:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj1_nH_oK7w
01:30:00 <ZapbuzZ> yeah that one
01:30:00 <ZapbuzZ> we'll call it a vintage
01:30:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz_OvzVWZWk
01:30:00 <beehhh> vintages
01:31:00 <beehhh> the new ones are very presise and smaller
01:31:00 <ZapbuzZ> a vintage thats more advanced than secret tech lol
01:33:00 <beehhh> im preparing myself for england
01:34:00 <slinky_J> Bastardly_One wishes he could get this game
01:34:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJPAJQSbgGA&list=PLo0U2XXgLJkiYJpMHy1SD5aQ01X0dMmF_
01:34:00 <slinky_J> so buyin this tomoz
01:34:00 <beehhh> there are more bushfire to come in downunder
01:35:00 <ZapbuzZ> bbl
01:36:00 <slinky_J> oh noes
01:36:00 <slinky_J> more
01:36:00 <slinky_J> crabs on ya crotch
01:41:00 <slinky_J> i killed him!
01:45:00 <Loof> ZapbuzZ is it true you can scull a jug of jizz in under 10 seconds?
01:51:00 <ZapbuzZ> you tell me Loof
01:52:00 <amsy> why, did you drink Loofs cum?
01:52:00 <slinky_J> lolz
01:52:00 <ZapbuzZ> no loof drank mine
01:53:00 <ZapbuzZ> :P
01:53:00 <Loof> i have been known to fill a jug or two
01:53:00 <ZapbuzZ> i need a better comeback i think
01:53:00 <Loof> in one orgasm
01:53:00 <ZapbuzZ> u must have elephant balls or havent had a fornication for 300 years
01:53:00 <Loof> now shutup and watch vikings amsy :P
01:56:00 <slinky_J> woo vikings
01:56:00 <slinky_J> cant wait for s3
01:56:00 <slinky_J> i wana fuck ragnars x wife
01:56:00 <slinky_J> fk so hot
01:56:00 <AzzA> and ragnar wants to fuck you hahaha
01:57:00 <slinky_J> good
01:58:00 <Loof> hate it when my jizz sock gets stuck to the carpet and it stinks and shit
01:58:00 <Loof> oh well cat will lick it up
01:58:00 <Loof> joking i don't even have a cat
01:58:00 <Loof> (or a jizz sock, i just use my wifes hair)
01:58:00 <amsy> season 3 has begun...
01:59:00 <Loof> ye
02:00:00 <Guest73> hi amsy :)
02:01:00 <amsy> hello
02:02:00 <Guest73> how are you??
02:03:00 <AzzA> ps3 version
02:03:00 <AzzA> ps4 is killa
02:03:00 <AzzA> ffs
02:04:00 <AzzA> amsy
02:04:00 <AzzA> made me type in the wrong box lol
02:04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:04:00 <Bastardly_One> what game?
02:05:00 <AzzA> brandman cricket
02:06:00 <amsy> lol how
02:06:00 <amsy> im good thanks Guest73
02:07:00 <AzzA> you never, was just a chance to blame you for something that i did :P :P
02:07:00 <Guest73> what did you get up to tonight?
02:07:00 <amsy> well excuse me
02:07:00 <amsy> my night hasnt begun guest
02:07:00 <AzzA> did you frt amsy?
02:08:00 <Guest73> so what are you doing tonight then?
02:08:00 <AzzA> sorry typing in the dark and trying to play ps4 lol
02:08:00 <AzzA> she is going to get white girl wasted at a black party :P
02:08:00 <Bastardly_One> is it any good on the PS4?
02:08:00 <AzzA> b1...killa
02:08:00 <Bastardly_One> the PS3 version was such a let down
02:09:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit really?
02:09:00 <AzzA> yeah the graphs are way better
02:09:00 <AzzA> gameplay 10/10
02:09:00 <Bastardly_One> gameplay 10/10 you reckon?
02:09:00 <Bastardly_One> worth 70?
02:09:00 <AzzA> i got up at 7am to be at eb games for 8:30, and ive not stopped playing it all day
02:09:00 <slinky_J> b1 r u mad coz u cant get sunset overdrive?
02:09:00 <slinky_J> :P:P
02:09:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
02:10:00 <slinky_J> y not?
02:10:00 <Bastardly_One> looks too over the top to me
02:10:00 <slinky_J> did u check out the link for ps4 games at eb i posted?
02:10:00 <Bastardly_One> get some dying light up ya
02:10:00 <slinky_J> managers sale thing
02:10:00 <Bastardly_One> nope, I've been meandering
02:10:00 <Bastardly_One> hit me again
02:10:00 <slinky_J> dying light aint out yet
02:10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
02:10:00 <Bastardly_One> I am waiting
02:10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna be that fucking huge though
02:10:00 <slinky_J> https://ebgames.com.au/ps4/any/any/any/Manager-s-Specials?availability=onlinestock
02:11:00 <AzzA> and it will be the biggest flop since destiny
02:11:00 <slinky_J> yer ive been waiting for dying light for ages
02:11:00 <slinky_J> and im not gonna get it for like 2 weeks at least if ima buy two games tomoz
02:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean huge as in size
02:11:00 <Bastardly_One> destiny
02:11:00 <slinky_J> yer i cbf with destiny
02:11:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean Halo 4.5
02:11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that game is shit
02:12:00 <amsy> lol im just getting shit ready for a holiday
02:12:00 <amsy> and also that black party thing
02:12:00 <slinky_J> i cant wait for DMC4 and DmC devil may cry to come out
02:12:00 <slinky_J> i didnt mind dmc4
02:12:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're into rpg
02:12:00 <slinky_J> didnt like dmc5 but meh, revamped for next gen, theyll kick ass
02:12:00 <Bastardly_One> do not go past DA Inquisition
02:12:00 <Bastardly_One> my fucking GOD!
02:12:00 <Bastardly_One> that game
02:13:00 <slinky_J> meh
02:13:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 hrs later you realise you've not even gone for a piss
02:13:00 <slinky_J> i was gonna get that
02:13:00 <slinky_J> i posted about that yonks ago
02:13:00 <slinky_J> guess you didnt click on the link
02:13:00 <Bastardly_One> I just did
02:13:00 <slinky_J> no i mean da inquisition
02:13:00 <slinky_J> lol
02:13:00 <Bastardly_One> those prices are normal JB prices
02:14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I wasnt interested in getting a PS4 then remember?
02:14:00 <Bastardly_One> then suddenly almost overnight I decided to not wait
02:14:00 <slinky_J> o true
02:14:00 <slinky_J> haha
02:14:00 <slinky_J> yer
02:14:00 <slinky_J> this lucy movie is shit
02:14:00 <slinky_J> i stuck around the cinema for like 20 mins before leaving and now ive seen 40 mins of it
02:14:00 <Bastardly_One> I've gotta be picky with games for a little bit
02:14:00 <Bastardly_One> until I have the money to upgrade my drive
02:15:00 <slinky_J> y
02:15:00 <Bastardly_One> the 2tb drive I want is nearly 300
02:15:00 <slinky_J> just uninstall games you dont play
02:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I've like 130 left
02:15:00 <slinky_J> on ps4, 500gig?
02:15:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
02:15:00 <slinky_J> i uninstall and reinstall again when i want to play
02:15:00 <slinky_J> like im borrowing gta v so i uninstalled Ghosts since i havent played it in over a yr
02:15:00 <slinky_J> lol
02:16:00 <nate> +bastardly
02:16:00 <nate> u need it!
02:16:00 <slinky_J> cant wait to be able to back up games on an external
02:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I've heard a 4TB one is coming
02:16:00 <slinky_J> 4tb what
02:16:00 <slinky_J> xboix?
02:16:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly
02:17:00 <slinky_J> hm
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a 4tb version of the one
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> can't even tell you where I read that now to be honest
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> was in the middle of another article I was reading I know that much
02:17:00 <Maurice> 4 true bloods
02:18:00 <slinky_J> well
02:18:00 <slinky_J> any case
02:18:00 <slinky_J> its not like we save up to 500 gig of games
02:18:00 <slinky_J> its like 350gig
02:18:00 <slinky_J> or something
02:18:00 <Maurice> If you were normal you'd have finished ghosts in less than a week
02:18:00 <Maurice> Same with gta5
02:18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you get ... ummmmmmmmmmm
02:19:00 <Bastardly_One> gta 5 people keep for the online factor
02:19:00 <Bastardly_One> mainly ... the storyline even I finished in a week
02:19:00 <Maurice> I know this because I'm a mega gamer
02:19:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm shit at games
02:19:00 <slinky_J> huh
02:19:00 <Maurice> But really, the husband and child have both finished Ghost
02:19:00 <Maurice> Husband finished gta
02:19:00 <slinky_J> if i were normal i would have finished ghosts in less than a week
02:19:00 <Bastardly_One> 124gb left
02:20:00 <slinky_J> didnt bother completing the campaign was more interested in multiplayer
02:20:00 <Bastardly_One> rude
02:20:00 <slinky_J> and as for gta v
02:20:00 <AzzA> lol ghost was the worst of all of the call of duty franchise games
02:20:00 <slinky_J> i didnt bother finishing it on 360 because they confirmed it was coming out on next gen
02:20:00 <Maurice> I wont let my kid even look at gta5
02:20:00 <slinky_J> so i dont give a shit if he finished it
02:20:00 <Bastardly_One> My nieces were here the other day
02:20:00 <Maurice> Mostly because he's 11
02:20:00 <slinky_J> you're a good mum then
02:21:00 <slinky_J> prob the only good one out there hah
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm like remember this game? I got banned from playing in the house when staying at your place because of that game
02:21:00 <Maurice> Of course I am, I might be laid back with COD, but not gta
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> ie: she'd sneak up and watch it
02:21:00 <AzzA> nothing you cant learn at school or in public these days, gta is probably alot more civil
02:21:00 <Maurice> GTA5 was only allowed in the man cave and no kids allowed
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> totally
02:21:00 <slinky_J> I want Thief 2
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> those trevor torture missions
02:21:00 <Maurice> When I take my kids out in public, there is no banging of hookers
02:21:00 <slinky_J> thief was so much fun but lacked a lot
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> and the teddy bear fucking
02:22:00 <Maurice> My ankle is so itchy, I want to rip my skin off
02:22:00 <slinky_J> yer tbh all of that stuff just grosses me out
02:22:00 <AzzA> no but when you drop your kids off at school, the older kids that sell drugs for their older brothers are talking bout banging hoes
02:22:00 <slinky_J> and the dialogue
02:22:00 <slinky_J> errg
02:23:00 <Maurice> Wtf kind of school did you go to
02:23:00 <Maurice> My son IS the older brother
02:23:00 <Bastardly_One> AzzA
02:23:00 <AzzA> cecil andrews, armadale
02:23:00 <Bastardly_One> are you from se melb?
02:23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:23:00 <Maurice> Oh armadale
02:23:00 <Maurice> Says it all
02:23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ...
02:23:00 <AzzA> compared to rockingham?
02:23:00 <AzzA> lmao
02:23:00 <Maurice> I don't live in rockingham
02:23:00 <AzzA> pot, kettle, black
02:23:00 <Maurice> So no comparison
02:23:00 <brisbane> armidale is a great place compared to rockingham
02:24:00 <slinky_J> hm
02:24:00 <AzzA> b1 i used too
02:24:00 <Maurice> Every school has it's good and bad points, it's up to the parents to teach their kids right from wrong
02:24:00 <AzzA> righto, sorry, do you want me to name every suburb in the vicinity?
02:24:00 <Maurice> My kids are too scared to disobey
02:25:00 <amsy> im from se melb
02:25:00 <Maurice> Sure, name them. Safety Bay, Waikiki, Warnbro, Cooloongup, Shoalwater etc
02:27:00 <Bastardly_One> HOLY FUCK!
02:27:00 <Bastardly_One> that is no pussy Skryim dragon
02:27:00 <Bastardly_One> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
02:27:00 <Bastardly_One> that was instant death
02:28:00 <Bastardly_One> finally seen one though!
02:28:00 <Bastardly_One> 30 hours in
02:28:00 <Maurice> Saw
02:28:00 <Maurice> You saw one
02:28:00 <Maurice> SPHINCTER
02:29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:29:00 <slinky_J> far
02:29:00 <slinky_J> ting
02:29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you gaylord FPS gamers
02:29:00 <Bastardly_One> is
02:29:00 <slinky_J> ahehehe
02:29:00 <Bastardly_One> Sniper Elite III worth it?
02:29:00 <Bastardly_One> or as gay as the trailers?
02:29:00 <slinky_J> dunno
02:29:00 <slinky_J> trailers put me off
02:29:00 <Bastardly_One> cheap as fuck atm
02:30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same
02:30:00 <slinky_J> ima get need for speed rivals
02:30:00 <slinky_J> n sunset overdrive
02:30:00 <slinky_J> then get like dying light next week or week after
02:30:00 <slinky_J> prob 2 weeks
02:30:00 <slinky_J> or preorder it today and just grab rivals
02:30:00 <slinky_J> so i have a new game to play lol
02:31:00 <slinky_J> SICK OF MY TEN GAMES
02:31:00 <slinky_J> cept bf4.
02:31:00 <slinky_J> /me msg bf4 i love u bro
02:32:00 <AzzA> lol bf4 $3995 already
02:32:00 <AzzA> 39.95*
02:32:00 <ZapbuzZ> update
02:33:00 <AzzA> just as crap as the 3, the BETA version was exactly the same as bf3
02:33:00 <ZapbuzZ> they made it a update grind
02:33:00 <AzzA> wow thats just fkn lazy lol
02:33:00 <slinky_J> hmm
02:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot wait for project cars
02:34:00 <Bastardly_One> to fuck off driveclub
02:34:00 <Bastardly_One> there is seriously nothing coming out ...
02:36:00 <Maurice> I'm still waiting for Mario AllStars
02:37:00 <Maurice> Fingers crossed
02:37:00 <slinky_J> the division and batman <3
02:37:00 <slinky_J> 250 dollar batman game woo
02:37:00 <slinky_J> last time im spending that much yo
02:38:00 <slinky_J> spent that much on Ghosts lol
02:38:00 <ZapbuzZ> no women to fornicate that sux
02:38:00 <ZapbuzZ> all asleep with their fat wallet men
02:38:00 <AzzA> dont you feelbad when you spend so much on ghosts just for it to be a flop
02:39:00 <slinky_J> so get a gf
02:39:00 <AzzA> lol ZapbuzZ
02:42:00 <slinky_J> sucky thing about games b1
02:42:00 <slinky_J> is they will only get bigger
02:42:00 <ZapbuzZ> i got dust bunnies in my wallet
02:42:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
02:42:00 <slinky_J> so I dont see how sony and MS will be able to keep up
02:43:00 <slinky_J> if they want the consoles to last 8 yrs whatev
02:51:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not gonna
02:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I give this gen at 500gb drives
02:51:00 <Bastardly_One> being able to only contain 5 games soon
02:51:00 <slinky_J> store it all online
02:51:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently that's too fucking easy
02:51:00 <slinky_J> data storage becomes cheaper
02:51:00 <slinky_J> why install on the console?
02:51:00 <slinky_J> :P
02:51:00 <ZapbuzZ> once upon a time it was just a floppy disk
02:52:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what amazes me though with Inquisition?
02:53:00 <slinky_J> wat?
02:53:00 <Bastardly_One> for 45.58GB it is actually huge
02:53:00 <Bastardly_One> so much to do
02:53:00 <Bastardly_One> whereas games that size so far have contained nothing
02:53:00 <slinky_J> yeah
02:54:00 <slinky_J> they're including too much bs in games
02:54:00 <slinky_J> like co op on ac unity and companion for phone on ac unity
02:54:00 <slinky_J> basically you finish the game and there's only little shit to do
02:54:00 <slinky_J> wasted time.
02:58:00 <Sponge> slinky_J do you recommend better call saul
02:59:00 <Maurice> My hands smell like my husband, bit weird
03:00:00 <slinky_J> wasnt a breaking bad fan
03:00:00 <slinky_J> so i dunno
03:00:00 <slinky_J> rather watch that though
03:00:00 <slinky_J> than breaking bad
03:09:00 <slinky_J> well lucy sucked fat fuckin balls
03:09:00 <slinky_J> hollywood science and shit action scenes sigh
03:15:00 <Bastardly_One> could of told you that
03:15:00 <Bastardly_One> shitty over hyped piece of shit
03:23:00 <Bastardly_One> beep beep!
03:30:00 <Maurice> Oh dear, mod fam ftw
03:44:00 <slinky_J> yer like i said i went to the movies to see it, well to see another film but it'd already started, so I chose lucy and left 20 mins through :P
03:44:00 <slinky_J> hmm
03:44:00 <slinky_J> might go buy cigs soon
03:48:00 <slinky_J> :P
03:50:00 <slinky_J> Dear Morgan Freeman, You scare penguins. Please stop playing Lucias Fox in every single film you star in. Love, Scared_Penguinz
04:02:00 <slinky_J> Bastardly_One check this out woa ehe https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11016980_10206048970647308_197540496395248759_n.jpg?oh=27be5341a728256612b9c49ec2465f99&oe=557FF375
04:53:00 <slinky_J> borin
05:19:00 <Bastardly_One> you r!
05:29:00 <slinky_J> :P
05:29:00 <slinky_J> ehe
05:29:00 <slinky_J> woo coles is open at 6am!
05:29:00 <slinky_J> may aswell get my shitty food shop done
05:29:00 <slinky_J> lol
05:29:00 <slinky_J> so fucking sick of my diet bro
05:29:00 <under> guys
05:29:00 <slinky_J> fish and veg every fucking day
05:29:00 <under> hello slinky_J
05:29:00 <slinky_J> maybe some cous cous or rice
05:29:00 <under> what are you doing now?
05:29:00 <slinky_J> soupp
05:29:00 <slinky_J> bout to game
05:30:00 <Student> Old man , you are still alive ;)
05:30:00 <under> me?
05:30:00 <slinky_J> so b1 ive decided i might get cod AWarfuck
05:30:00 <slinky_J> was thinking yay 99 bucks preorder dying light with season pass but cbf spending that
05:31:00 <slinky_J> spesh if i sly in buying nfs rivals :/
05:31:00 <slinky_J> [04:59] <under> hello slinky_J
05:31:00 <slinky_J> [04:59] <under> what are you doing now?
05:31:00 <slinky_J> [05:00] <Student> Old man , you are still alive ;)
05:31:00 <slinky_J> [05:00] <under> me?
05:31:00 <slinky_J> im invisible!
05:31:00 <slinky_J> lel
05:32:00 <slinky_J> too many games to buy, ink to get finished, tv to get
05:33:00 <Student> lieing bald man
05:33:00 <under> slinky_J: i got a ps4
05:33:00 <under> i never play it
05:36:00 <slinky_J> oi Bastardly_One FUCKER CHECK THIS :( http://www.polygon.com/2015/2/24/8105155/dying-light-special-edition-costs-387000
05:36:00 <slinky_J> sell it like i did
05:36:00 <slinky_J> lel
05:37:00 <slinky_J> ive made space for ps4 now i got rid of 360
05:37:00 <slinky_J> hope some fgt is gettin use out of that piece of shit hahaha
05:38:00 <Bastardly_One> Ad Warfare is probably one of the best CODs for ages
05:39:00 <slinky_J> yeah?
05:39:00 <slinky_J> after ghosts ive been a skeptuk
05:39:00 <slinky_J> but it has story and multi
05:39:00 <slinky_J> and sunset doesnt
05:39:00 <slinky_J> so yer
05:40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's got good reviews and the one game I had of it over the weekend I enjoyed
05:40:00 <slinky_J> hmm sick
05:41:00 <slinky_J> wellll I do gotta budget
05:41:00 <slinky_J> soo
05:41:00 <slinky_J> hmz
05:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's the futuristic element
05:42:00 <Student> Games? looks like some is alone ;)
05:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I just picked a side in the inquisition
05:43:00 <Bastardly_One> after about 30 odd hours in
05:43:00 <slinky_J> its just sunset overdrive looks like a white mans bayonetta
05:44:00 <slinky_J> lols
05:44:00 <Bastardly_One> that game looks shit ... I'd get ... *thinks*
05:44:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, good question
05:44:00 <slinky_J> it looks like major fun!@
05:45:00 <Bastardly_One> just get something like ... not Fifa
05:45:00 <Bastardly_One> but something you will play when bored of everything else
05:45:00 <Student> :)
05:45:00 <Bastardly_One> you need a game like that
05:45:00 <slinky_J> i cant wait till you get alien
05:46:00 <slinky_J> and tell me how you shit your pants playing it on nightmare
05:46:00 <slinky_J> lols
05:54:00 <slinky_J> im glad ur a next gen gamer now ehehehehehehehehe
05:54:00 <slinky_J> and i appreciate the lack of console war bs :P
05:56:00 <slinky_J> haha mang
05:56:00 <slinky_J> i dont play bf4 for months
05:57:00 <slinky_J> n im no1 every game LOLZ
06:15:00 <slinky_J> Busking Shark
06:17:00 <slinky_J> oh mang i have a feelin ima needa poop while im at the shop ^_^
06:24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:20:00 <slinky_J> pwoar
07:21:00 <slinky_J> shopping done
07:21:00 <slinky_J> 85 bucks for simple shit, what a rip lolz
07:21:00 <slinky_J> im wonderin if this chick put more than 12 pieces of fish inna wrap
07:21:00 <slinky_J> :/
07:22:00 <zaim> :)\
07:28:00 <slinky_J> zaimy
07:28:00 <slinky_J> cig time as ffs
07:28:00 <slinky_J> cmon 9 30 so i can pay bills n go see ma gurl *blushes*
07:29:00 <slinky_J> if i dont get a hug im gonna take a dump on the counter
07:42:00 <slinky_J> fkn bored
08:03:00 <milk> hey
08:06:00 <WebbY> hey
08:08:00 <milk> http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/10/05/1065292475286.html?from=storyrhs
08:20:00 <slinky_J> HAY IS FOR HORSEYS
08:35:00 <slinky_J> buhhh
08:35:00 <slinky_J> stupud post office should be open at 8am slackers
09:13:00 <slinky_J> asdjbasghdla
09:49:00 <psYbR> https://vimeo.com/113998423
09:49:00 <psYbR> totally nsfw
09:50:00 <psYbR> also, probably nsfl
10:02:00 <AzzA> probably nswrl and neafl
11:57:00 <faux> Skzzjsnsjsis
11:57:00 <faux> Choking on tuna
11:57:00 <faux> Always fun
12:36:00 <Serenity> why the fuck do you have to be a shit stirring old fool ALL the time B1{MIA}
12:37:00 <FlyGuy> what
12:39:00 <faux> What'd he do now
12:39:00 <Serenity> trying to cause shit as per usual
12:39:00 <faux> where
12:39:00 <FlyGuy> Already
12:40:00 <Serenity> something was said .. in mains the other day while Floss was away. her brother waix likes to pretend to ber her so one of us (me i think) said i wouldnt be suprised if theyre the same person
12:40:00 <faux> And lemme guess b1 repeated it
12:40:00 <Serenity> yep
12:40:00 <faux> Ofc
12:40:00 <Serenity> out of context
12:40:00 <faux> He's the biggest gossip quee
12:40:00 <faux> N
12:40:00 <Serenity> and then wonders why everyone gives him shit
12:40:00 <faux> I didn't know floss and waix were bro ans ais
12:40:00 <faux> And sis*
12:41:00 <Serenity> unfortunately for her yes
12:41:00 <faux> Haha
12:41:00 <Serenity> he comes on and pretends to be her to get her in the shit with people
12:41:00 <faux> Ew he's so annoying
12:41:00 <Serenity> thats why shane gave her a bouncer so we'd know the real her
12:41:00 <faux> Ah yeah
12:42:00 <Serenity> there was literally no reason to repeat that convo other than to cause trouble
12:49:00 <faux> he just likes pretending he knows shit
12:51:00 <Serenity> yeah well he can fuck off sooking to me about how much everyone picks on him
12:52:00 <Christopher> who
12:52:00 <Christopher> ?
12:52:00 <slinky_J> lol
12:52:00 <slinky_J> MY MOM
12:57:00 <FlyGuy> ...
13:01:00 <slinky_J> ...
13:02:00 <Floss> OH LOL Serenity I get what youre saying now and why youre pissed off
13:02:00 <Floss> hahaha B1 is such a fucking stirrer
13:03:00 <Christopher> faux
13:03:00 <Christopher> :)
13:04:00 <faux> Chris
13:04:00 <Christopher> how are u
13:06:00 <Christopher> nothing false about me thinking faux is beautiful
13:07:00 <slinky_J> sure thing serial killer
13:08:00 <Christopher> wtf
13:08:00 <Christopher> yeah i pir8 software
13:08:00 <Christopher> lols
13:13:00 <simba> told u there was no point b1 coming back!!
13:13:00 <simba> its like letting a retard into ur pantry
13:13:00 <simba> its just gonna be a mESS
13:14:00 <Floss> lol
13:14:00 <Christopher> b1 draws smileys on walls with feeces
13:14:00 <Floss> i can imagine him with a bag of flour up to his ear going HELLO, I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOUR MANAGER
13:14:00 <Floss> the part in step brothers where they are sleepwalking - that is B1.
13:15:00 <simba> complaining to the flour
13:15:00 <simba> anyone who will listen
13:15:00 <simba> PMing the flour about the austnet ops
13:15:00 <faux> LOL that scene rules
13:16:00 <faux> The cushions in the oven
13:16:00 <simba> i finally saw that
13:16:00 <simba> about half that movie
13:16:00 <faux> did u like it
13:17:00 <simba> i think the bunk beds was the best bit
13:17:00 <simba> and asking permission lol
13:17:00 <faux> Lol
13:18:00 <faux> So much room for activities
13:18:00 <Floss> lol we can do arobics!
13:19:00 <simba> i know some nerds who all moved intogether this is their checklist
13:19:00 <simba> New House - Check
13:19:00 <simba> Electricity/Gas - Check
13:19:00 <simba> Internet - Check (AWWW YEAHH!!)
13:19:00 <Floss> ive got a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay THIS SHIT ON ME???
13:19:00 <simba> furniture? nah. internet? YEAAAAAAAA
13:19:00 <Floss> sad
13:36:00 <simba> dom
13:36:00 <simba> domo
13:40:00 <Floss> tiggity bert
13:42:00 <Floss> holy shit mail redirection is expensive
14:14:00 <DemonsRun> Beep.bep?
14:14:00 <Skirmish> BEEP BEP
14:14:00 <Skirmish> it's a funny YouTube video.
14:15:00 <DemonsRun> Ohk
14:16:00 <Skirmish> What's news?
14:16:00 <DemonsRun> Nuffin
14:17:00 <Skirmish> Exciting.
14:18:00 <DemonsRun> Mhmm
14:19:00 <Skirmish> So ....
14:29:00 <simba> so what
14:50:00 <Loof> I DID MY TIME and i want out
14:50:00 <Loof> /jizz
16:14:00 <TheRon> weezer - beverly hills
16:27:00 <Skirmish> What's news on the island Mew?
16:28:00 <Skirmish> How old is your little one now? Be close to 1 yeah?
16:28:00 <Mew> Looots which do you want first? The good the bad or the ugly?
16:29:00 <TheRon> the breasts?
16:29:00 <Skirmish> Start with the ugly.
16:29:00 <Mew> Lmao he's 2
16:29:00 <Skirmish> 2! Wow time flies.
16:29:00 <Skirmish> Going to give him a brother or a sister?
16:30:00 <Mew> okay the ugly is I just found Rory placing poo nuggets on the lounge room floor I have just cleaned
16:30:00 <Skirmish> Lol oh dear.
16:30:00 <TheRon> just give me 2 hours i could fix that behaviour
16:31:00 <Skirmish> No you couldn't. After 2 hours you'd still be entranced by mews cleavage.
16:31:00 <TheRon> true but i'd still give it a crack
16:31:00 <Skirmish> The cleavage or the kids behavior?
16:32:00 <TheRon> cake and eat it too?
16:38:00 <Mew> did you end up adding rosievan Skirmish?
16:39:00 <Mew> Oh der
16:39:00 <Mew> we need carers Loof
16:39:00 <Loof> somebody should care
16:39:00 <Loof> or some shit
16:40:00 <TheRon> i care about beer boobs and sport
16:40:00 <Loof> NURSE!
16:43:00 <Loof> get a 600ml bottle, put in 3 teaspoons sugar, 3 teaspoons coffee and a tiny bit of boiling water, put on the lid and shake
16:43:00 <Loof> half fill bottle with icy cold milk shake
16:43:00 <Loof> completly fill with icy cold milk shake
16:43:00 <Loof> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
16:43:00 <Loof> pieter tips over
16:52:00 <simba> 4:1)
16:54:00 <TheRon> 420 simba
16:58:00 <TheRon> the try to make me goto rehab, i say no no no
16:59:00 <Floss> ugh
16:59:00 <TheRon> yes!
17:00:00 <TheRon> roast vegies and steak for tea tonight
17:04:00 <TheRon> how good are roast vegies with hint of rosemary?
17:06:00 <TheRon> why don't you come on over Valerie
17:07:00 <Sponge> what was the name of that show on the abc where they spend shit loads of money on mostly old houses and turn it into some amazing new building
17:07:00 <Sponge> from uk
17:10:00 <Loof> boots
17:12:00 <Loof> stuff your ass with money
17:12:00 <Loof> things will look sunny
17:12:00 <Loof> everyone will think it's funny
17:12:00 <Loof> yeah now
17:15:00 <TheRon> who's watching mad as hell tonight?
17:18:00 <Loof> revelations
17:19:00 <Loof> try to touch my ass while i am sleeping
17:20:00 <TheRon> the wife does?
17:21:00 <TheRon> something i said?
17:27:00 <TheRon> anybody would think irc was $5.95 a minute
17:47:00 <TheRon> you wanna make it stick together
17:49:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs ... if you're ever looking for a place don't use flatmates.com.au
17:49:00 <Bastardly_One> seems it advertises you even if you're just looking and not applying
17:50:00 <Bastardly_One> this dickhead wont take the hint I clearly don't want what he has on offer
17:50:00 <TheRon> damn
17:50:00 <TheRon> have you considered hiring some goons to get rid of him?
17:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't get it ... if someone doesn't contact you for a full week it's kind of obvious to me they don't want what you have to offer
17:51:00 <TheRon> simba, and they could never tear us aprt..........
17:51:00 <TheRon> apart
17:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't even look at their ad ffs ... that's the more annoying part
17:52:00 <TheRon> mew, i could never be your woman
17:54:00 <StrykerX> Cuntz
17:54:00 <StrykerX> !
17:54:00 <TheRon> hey hye language geez!
17:57:00 <TheRon> here's a little song i wrote, you might wanna sing it note for note, don't worry be happy
17:59:00 <StrykerX> Hi Loof
17:59:00 <StrykerX> Bit more sane today mate?
18:00:00 <Loof> gonna nutpunch tittycripple
18:01:00 <TheRon> the wife?
18:04:00 <TheRon> don't go breaking my heart
18:04:00 <TheRon> i couldn't if i tried
18:05:00 <TheRon> honey if i get resltess
18:05:00 <TheRon> honey you're not that kind
18:07:00 <Bastardly_One> score!
18:07:00 <Bastardly_One> MILF coffee date
18:07:00 <Loof> i did
18:07:00 <Loof> on monday
18:07:00 <Loof> nice
18:07:00 <TheRon> she got big knockers?
18:07:00 <Bastardly_One> either this week or next week
18:07:00 <Loof> plow dat shit
18:07:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not bad TheRon
18:07:00 <TheRon> bonus
18:08:00 <Loof> TheRon wouldn't know
18:08:00 <Loof> his lazy casual way gets ignored by the ladies
18:08:00 <TheRon> i've never seen breasts
18:08:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah, you can jump out of bed pretty quick for pot ... don't think I've let that slide either
18:09:00 <Loof> lol
18:09:00 <Loof> pot is god
18:09:00 <Loof> :P
18:09:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiot
18:09:00 <slinky_J> suck some penis
18:09:00 <Bastardly_One> *shakes my head*
18:09:00 <Loof> that's a bit harsh
18:09:00 <TheRon> i have never sucked penis
18:10:00 <Loof> what was the point of meeting up anyway, what would we do?
18:10:00 <Loof> would have been boring as fuck
18:10:00 <Bastardly_One> don't worry
18:10:00 <Loof> and a waste of weed having to roll joints
18:10:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't be asking again anyway
18:10:00 <Loof> kool brb
18:11:00 <Bastardly_One> what a dick
18:11:00 <TheRon> kids, instant family
18:11:00 <TheRon> ?
18:11:00 <Bastardly_One> huh? Ummmmm
18:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I met her through her daughter
18:11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:11:00 <TheRon> there you go
18:11:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah 2 of them
18:11:00 <TheRon> the daughter a chance?
18:11:00 <slinky_J> *shakes a dog*
18:12:00 <slinky_J> are you banging a mom and her daughter?
18:12:00 <slinky_J> are they crack addicts?
18:12:00 <slinky_J> dragon age inquisition
18:12:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: has a date with a milf
18:12:00 <slinky_J> milf
18:13:00 <slinky_J> don't want to know what his idea of a milf is LOL
18:15:00 <StrykerX> 60? 70?
18:15:00 <StrykerX> :P
18:16:00 <Bastardly_One> same age
18:16:00 <Bastardly_One> 3mths younger to be exact
18:16:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually she's a GILF
18:17:00 <TheRon> dear god!!
18:17:00 <Bastardly_One> ask partay what she looks like when he turns up
18:17:00 <TheRon> you'd be a grandmother fucker
18:17:00 <Bastardly_One> he knows ... she's nothing to sneeze at
18:17:00 <Bastardly_One> suppose I could put an FB pic up
18:17:00 <Mew> Back door Granny's 5
18:17:00 <Bastardly_One> she has a nice arse
18:17:00 <StrykerX> ....
18:18:00 <Bastardly_One> hope she does backdoor
18:18:00 <StrykerX> British^Meat, you're just in time
18:18:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for the idea Mew
18:18:00 <Mew> what granny wouldn't
18:18:00 <StrykerX> To hear Bastardly_One's GILF situation.
18:18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol StrykerX
18:18:00 <Mew> she'd smash all bran in the mornings surely
18:18:00 <slinky_J> ew
18:19:00 <slinky_J> you're gonna buttpunch some old wrinkly bitch
18:19:00 <StrykerX> @ 4.30am
18:19:00 <slinky_J> I request another zline for Bastardly_One!
18:19:00 <TheRon> gorillaz - DARE
18:19:00 <Mew> It'd be like poking cookie dough
18:19:00 <StrykerX> Then she'd be in bed @ 6pm
18:19:00 <slinky_J> grossing me out
18:20:00 <TheRon> steak?
18:21:00 <Bastardly_One> who wouldn't do this?
18:21:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10952799_1009629759050651_8420025750532201688_n.jpg?oh=91108ff4d84365d44cfd5b35d850497f&oe=558D9818
18:21:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not her ... it's a pic though
18:21:00 <Mew> that's a massive anti climax
18:21:00 <Mew> don't ever pull that shit again
18:21:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
18:21:00 <Bastardly_One> how's shit anyway wench?
18:22:00 <Bastardly_One> feels like I've not seen you around for ages
18:22:00 <slinky_J> z line will do that
18:22:00 <TheRon> i love a good topless beer wench
18:22:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot
18:22:00 <slinky_J> when you were banned did you write on your bedroom wall like it was irc?
18:22:00 <slinky_J> ;)
18:22:00 <Mew> I keep getting zlined so its annoying to connect
18:23:00 <Bastardly_One> has nothing to do with a zline fuckwit ... that was lifted way before I got back
18:23:00 <TheRon> is zlined the bad one
18:23:00 <TheRon> ?
18:23:00 <Mew> when I do connect its so laggy
18:23:00 <Mew> yeah m8 #zaglife
18:23:00 <steven_> shlick
18:23:00 <Bastardly_One> read the pm
18:23:00 <Bastardly_One> was I right?
18:24:00 <slinky_J> lol no need to call me fuckwit
18:24:00 <Bastardly_One> don't start shit then and I won't need to will I?
18:24:00 <slinky_J> I didn't
18:25:00 <Mew> why must you announce pm in main all the time Lol I responded within a normal timeframe
18:25:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh? the comments about my "date" and zline comments aren't starting shit?
18:25:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot
18:25:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
18:25:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't sure if you saw it
18:25:00 <slinky_J> what date
18:25:00 <slinky_J> i didnt read anything about a date
18:25:00 <slinky_J> wasnt really paying attention
18:26:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu playing stupid story teller
18:26:00 <Bastardly_One> we all saw you making disses trying to provoke me
18:26:00 <slinky_J> lel
18:26:00 <slinky_J> WE ALL DID!
18:26:00 <slinky_J> Every Fraggle on Fraggle rock yo
18:26:00 <Bastardly_One> spastic
18:26:00 <slinky_J> jeez
18:26:00 <Bastardly_One> you're everything that is bad about austnet
18:26:00 <slinky_J> I took your crap yesterday with ease
18:27:00 <slinky_J> get a tampon up ya
18:27:00 <Mew> scat man
18:27:00 <Bastardly_One> I said about 3 lines on here so crap eh?
18:27:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think I said anything to anyone specific so try again
18:27:00 <British^Meat> b1 sux
18:28:00 <Bastardly_One> coming from the most boring user in austnet history I consider that a compliment
18:28:00 <British^Meat> coming from a giant twat, i guess it all cancels out
18:28:00 <British^Meat> (lol)
18:28:00 <Mew> these are big titles you're throwing around
18:28:00 <Bastardly_One> you looking in the mirror again? (lol)
18:29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I think he is up there as one of the most boring users ever
18:29:00 <British^Meat> i dont look in the mirror to type, weird
18:29:00 <Mew> austnet has had a huge array of fuckwits I feel like you're neglecting some legends
18:29:00 <Bastardly_One> I said boring
18:29:00 <Bastardly_One> not fuckwits
18:29:00 <British^Meat> yer Mew, derr sheesh
18:29:00 <Mew> Oh yes there's only been 1 boring user ever
18:30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fine!
18:30:00 <British^Meat> <--- BAM
18:30:00 <slinky_J> stop whinging you sad old goat lol
18:30:00 <slinky_J> fk man
18:30:00 <slinky_J> chill
18:30:00 <Mew> open your mind chritht
18:30:00 <slinky_J> I need to piss
18:30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh look, we're gonna see some bonding soon ... they'll kiss and make up over me shortly
18:31:00 <British^Meat> who is he talking to/about?
18:31:00 <British^Meat> u mean me and jb
18:31:00 <slinky_J> Everything's About Bastardly_One
18:31:00 <British^Meat> or mew and jb?
18:31:00 <slinky_J> great show
18:31:00 <British^Meat> what the?
18:31:00 <Mew> either way its dumb lol
18:31:00 <British^Meat> lol ikr
18:32:00 <British^Meat> thats such a conceited thing to say :)
18:32:00 <British^Meat> "Gonna mak up, and attack ME! coz have that effect on ppl, cha"
18:32:00 <Mew> id say Romeo is the most boring or white cos they say the same crap everytime they join
18:33:00 <Bastardly_One> glad to see you're not obsessed like some then Twat Bat
18:33:00 <Mew> they may be a bit brain damaged but that doesn't make it any more interesting
18:33:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't care if I'm hated ... but the lengths some of the idiots go to is unreal
18:33:00 <British^Meat> ugh
18:33:00 <Bastardly_One> Romeo is ... yeah good point
18:33:00 <British^Meat> go on about it
18:33:00 <British^Meat> again and again and again and again
18:34:00 <Bastardly_One> not again and again
18:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw the funniest tantrum on another server because I was invited to it
18:36:00 <steven_> looooool @ Anna
18:37:00 <Bastardly_One> y'all should click this
18:37:00 <Bastardly_One> most of you might be too young to remember when these guys were alternative darlings
18:37:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLkyN9bQ-xY
18:37:00 <Bastardly_One> nice song
18:50:00 <simba> thats the most boring track ive ever heard
18:52:00 <Bastardly_One> they were huge in the 90s ... he's done WOMAD a few times too
18:53:00 <Mew> womad is for middle aged women and wankers
18:53:00 <Mew> wowank
18:54:00 <Mew> with a touch of hippy
18:54:00 <simba> its for people who need a festival to go to to define themselves as hippy ish
18:55:00 <Mew> i feel like yothu yindi would play at womad
18:55:00 <Bastardly_One> that sums up Spearhead though
18:56:00 <Bastardly_One> like this
18:56:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP5WrGyUqmc
18:56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more upbeat than the last one
18:56:00 <Bastardly_One> but your description of WOMAD suits well
18:56:00 <simba> :(
18:56:00 <Mew> why doesn't the name show up anymore?
18:57:00 <Bastardly_One> all the bots are banned
18:57:00 <simba> no bot
18:57:00 <Bastardly_One> well, the only of the current bot is zlined
18:57:00 <Mew> wasn't it blackdevil though
18:57:00 <Bastardly_One> he probably told an opper how to actually do their job
18:57:00 <simba> yes, he chucked a hissy fit and removed it when his ops were sapped
18:57:00 <Mew> ah
18:57:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
18:58:00 <Bastardly_One> so Taco's took over
18:58:00 <Mew> That is so blackdevil
18:58:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah he's zlined
18:58:00 <simba> nobody cares about the bold and the beautiful bullshit side to it Bastardly_One
18:58:00 <simba> jesus
18:58:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up ... I'll explain how I wish
18:58:00 <simba> nobody ever cares
18:58:00 <Bastardly_One> I still have you saying you won't ban for the pedo shit as you don't know it's not true
18:59:00 <Bastardly_One> so, while you might as well accuse me of it by saying that
18:59:00 <simba> if you want to whine about that do it in PM where i might click it
18:59:00 <Bastardly_One> you can keep your opinion of how I speak to yourself
18:59:00 <simba> also theres nothing wrong with that lol
18:59:00 <simba> lol @ the email spammer getting bossy
18:59:00 <Bastardly_One> you're nothing but a trolling fuckwit hiding behind ops
18:59:00 <simba> take it to PM please
19:00:00 <Bastardly_One> whatcha gonna do? ban me? OH NOE!
19:03:00 <slinky_J> valicum
19:04:00 <slinky_J> im playin this lol its so fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDahCLW5T3g
19:04:00 <slinky_J> indie game
19:05:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't get all the good free shit you guys do
19:05:00 <ZapbuzZ> what sort of free poop?
19:05:00 <Bastardly_One> My friend was showing me on the weekend all the free shit on the 360 and One
19:06:00 <Bastardly_One> and you guys get heaps of decent shit
19:06:00 <ZapbuzZ> oh the 360
19:06:00 <ZapbuzZ> i prefer free 69
19:06:00 <ZapbuzZ> :)
19:08:00 <slinky_J> lol yer
19:08:00 <slinky_J> free because you pay for live
19:08:00 <slinky_J> i got that free for buying day one edition xbox
19:08:00 <ZapbuzZ> rotfl
19:08:00 <slinky_J> couldve given us a real game but eh
19:08:00 <Bastardly_One> we pay for the PSN now too don't forget
19:09:00 <Bastardly_One> so that's not an excuse
19:09:00 <slinky_J> didnt know that
19:09:00 <slinky_J> I might need to buy a new controller
19:09:00 <slinky_J> ffs I can pull out the NES and it works as well as the day I got it
19:10:00 <simba> yea boi
19:10:00 <slinky_J> only thing is I have two already and in the other controller both kits last days, but in this one lasts around an hour
19:10:00 <slinky_J> wtf
19:10:00 <slinky_J> lol
19:15:00 <ZapbuzZ> they ditched cartridges because cdrom is cheaper? yet same price as cartridges? cdrom supposed to be scratch resistant?
19:15:00 <simba> cheaper 2 make
19:15:00 <simba> they still gonna sell it as bs price -- or now just sell the megabytes for the max price
19:16:00 <ZapbuzZ> cd drives will never beat cartridges
19:16:00 <slinky_J> new controller should be 50 bucks
19:16:00 <slinky_J> doesnt cost fifty bucks to make one.
19:16:00 <simba> arent the ps4 and xbox controllers like 80 90 bucks
19:16:00 <simba> thats mental
19:16:00 <ZapbuzZ> costs about 20 cents off production line i bet
19:17:00 <ZapbuzZ> just plastic and circuits
19:17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, something I didn't check out on the weekend
19:17:00 <ZapbuzZ> its like nike you pay for the logo
19:17:00 <Bastardly_One> does the One have external drive capabilities?
19:18:00 <slinky_J> Yeah simba so expensive
19:18:00 <Bastardly_One> the 360 might as well be a computer ... I see why you guys prefered it now
19:18:00 <slinky_J> external yer
19:18:00 <simba> they are computers
19:18:00 <Bastardly_One> we dont
19:18:00 <ZapbuzZ> if only we could make our own game systems like fake nike iron ons lol
19:19:00 <ZapbuzZ> i bet there will be an emulator for it one day
19:19:00 <ZapbuzZ> have to run it on a 200 core intel
19:19:00 <ZapbuzZ> with 6 picabytes of ram
19:20:00 <ZapbuzZ> and the graphics card omg
19:20:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoXvDleWJ5U
19:21:00 <ZapbuzZ> 4 x pcie v100 x64 lanes
19:22:00 <simba> now thats a track
19:22:00 <aam> Soup
19:23:00 <slinky_J> souup
19:23:00 <aam> Not much, u?
19:24:00 <slinky_J> chillin
19:24:00 <slinky_J> b4 dinner
19:24:00 <slinky_J> u
19:24:00 <slinky_J> not much?
19:24:00 <slinky_J> lel
19:24:00 <aam> Ah
19:24:00 <aam> Waitin fo tomoz, payday
19:25:00 <slinky_J> choice
19:26:00 <ZapbuzZ> my cookers broken so im microwaving pizza
19:27:00 <slinky_J> :(
19:27:00 <slinky_J> i haz a pizza cooker
19:27:00 <slinky_J> never use it but
19:27:00 <StrykerX> I wanna know what love issssss
19:27:00 <slinky_J> when I have, few times its shorted out the power lol
19:27:00 <ZapbuzZ> didnt know they existed
19:27:00 <StrykerX> I want you to show meeeeeeee
19:27:00 <ZapbuzZ> where i live they have kerosene lit tv's rotfl
19:28:00 <ZapbuzZ> computers are stone tablets
19:28:00 <Bastardly_One> where I live I am the only person with a phone line
19:35:00 <Mew> doctor, Blarp, half man half cloud
19:35:00 <Mew> what an entrance
19:36:00 <Blarp> 2 weeks without the internet...
19:36:00 <Blarp> *shudders*
19:36:00 <doctor> hello mew
19:36:00 <Mew> my friend heard a cow giving birth for 6 hours when they went camping last weekend
19:36:00 <doctor> lol
19:36:00 <Mew> how's that for suggestive moaning
19:36:00 <faux> Hot
19:36:00 <doctor> ive heard desperate bulls moan
19:36:00 <doctor> they dont sound happy
19:36:00 <faux> Lol
19:37:00 <Blarp> I've heard that sound, it's where I get my inspiration
19:37:00 <Mew> she said it was too far to go searching for it but too close to ignore
19:37:00 <Blarp> :P
19:38:00 <Mew> I hope she went for the epidural
19:38:00 <doctor> should have taken a camera and uploaded it to the internet
19:38:00 <slinky_J> yeah I have some stone pizza oven
19:38:00 <slinky_J> its kewl
19:39:00 <slinky_J> hmm weird, rechargable batters arent draining like with plug n play
19:39:00 <Mew> I thought the internet was more interested in animals having sex not giving birth
19:39:00 <Mew> or chicks who get done by horses and then give birth
19:40:00 <Mew> to little centaurs
19:40:00 <Adonis> it's so dead in here today
19:41:00 <faux> ur ded
19:41:00 <slinky_J> I was gonna say that
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck!
19:44:00 <slinky_J> oh sick
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> time to hock myself on the corner
19:44:00 <slinky_J> Sunset Overdrive is 77 bux
19:44:00 <slinky_J> MANAGERS SPECIEL lolz
19:44:00 <slinky_J> might get it
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> for the ticket to Motley Crue ... they go on sale tomorrow
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> ooomp might hire my services
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> ooomp, I'm becoming a hooker for this ticket
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> interested in being a client?
19:46:00 <ooomp> I'll pay you 5c for 2 weeks to keep Pieter off the drugs
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm good but I'm not fucking magic
19:46:00 <slinky_J> one of the shitty things is buying a game from the shop, then going online to get the add ons and you cant get the add ons because you didnt buy the specific edition
19:46:00 <slinky_J> :/
19:48:00 <ooomp> Don't buy games
19:48:00 <ooomp> It hurts your genitals
19:51:00 <slinky_J> wow bf4 is 28 bucks
19:52:00 <simba> lol what edition did you have to buy?
19:53:00 <Bastardly_One> I played the latest BF beta
19:53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like BF GTA
19:54:00 <Lish> my back is legit broken
19:54:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
19:54:00 <Bastardly_One> and hi
19:55:00 <Lish> i got up from my chair at work today to go to a meeting
19:55:00 <Lish> and my back just really started hurting
19:55:00 <Lish> and now i can hardly move
19:55:00 <Lish> its like my lower back near my butt
19:55:00 <doctor> slipped disk?
19:55:00 <Lish> i dunno? never had it before
19:55:00 <Lish> kills me
19:55:00 <Lish> i feel like im going to throw up it hurts so much
19:55:00 <doctor> poor ol lish, you've been in the wars these past couple years
19:56:00 <doctor> go see a doctor
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> your doctor open?
19:56:00 <Lish> my husband thinks its from when i hurt my ass
19:56:00 <Lish> i cant i have two major releases going out tonight
19:56:00 <Lish> gotta work lol
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> you can break your arse
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> I've done that
19:56:00 <Lish> will go tomorrow
19:56:00 <Lish> i broke my tailbone
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
19:56:00 <Lish> so i kinda broke my ass
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> broken arse
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> same
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:57:00 <Bastardly_One> I did it skating
19:57:00 <Lish> doctor i think its because im almost 30
19:57:00 <Lish> my body is dying
19:57:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
19:57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 45 ... I must need equipment to stay alive
19:57:00 <Lish> hahah
19:57:00 <Bastardly_One> by that reckoning
19:58:00 <simba> lol skating
19:58:00 <simba> what kindof skating
19:58:00 <slinky_J> with RYSE some games it says bundle only
19:58:00 <faux> hahahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaa
19:58:00 <doctor> i'm 2 years off 30
19:58:00 <faux> 32?
19:58:00 <doctor> i'm old by young peoples standards
19:58:00 <doctor> 28
19:58:00 <doctor> well 28 next month
19:58:00 <faux> Lol I was juat playing
19:58:00 <Lish> yeah 28 is old i reckon
19:58:00 <faux> I thought you were older doc
19:58:00 <Lish> but young to an oldie like me
19:58:00 <slinky_J> meaning if the season pass doesnt give you everything and you cant buy things like skins individually, then you had to buy the whatever edition of the game
19:58:00 <Lish> haha
19:59:00 <doctor> im old at heart
19:59:00 <faux> U are wise beyond your years
19:59:00 <slinky_J> I rather buy normal editions of games im not dying to spend more on
19:59:00 <doctor> #tiredoflyfe
19:59:00 <benny> so much lies
19:59:00 <slinky_J> and if i like it ill get the season pass
19:59:00 <faux> Oh my God look at that face
19:59:00 <faux> U look like my next mistake
20:00:00 <Lish> i am totally obsessed with 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here'
20:00:00 <Lish> the people arent even celebrities
20:00:00 <Lish> but i love them
20:00:00 <benny> chrissy swann
20:00:00 <Lish> i love her
20:01:00 <simba> 1 of ur fav tv shows?
20:01:00 <benny> you love chrissy swann?
20:01:00 <Lish> benny yes
20:01:00 <Lish> simba i have lots of trash favs
20:01:00 <benny> what do you love about her?
20:02:00 <simba> my fav is im a hobo find me a house!!
20:02:00 <faux> simba and couleurs IRL http://i.imgur.com/c6fVhFKl.jpg
20:02:00 <Lish> benny shes funny and clever
20:02:00 <Lish> i just like her
20:03:00 <simba> hahahahahahahaahHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
20:04:00 <Bastardly_One> hilarious
20:11:00 <simba> me texting faux https://41.media.tumblr.com/2723cf98c7ee366b13fb0942283f3112/tumblr_ni9eatqX8N1ti6rtmo1_540.jpg
20:12:00 <Bastardly_One> hilarious
20:13:00 <simba> Bastardly_One in the library at the old folks home yesterday http://www.granniesinbloom.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Old-man-on-computer.jpg
20:14:00 <steven_> hah
20:14:00 <Bastardly_One> hilarious
20:16:00 <Bastardly_One> http://uncensored.co.nz/2015/02/25/australia-determined-to-vaccinate-by-release-of-aerosolized-gmo-vaccine/
20:16:00 <Bastardly_One> dun dun dun
20:18:00 <amsy> hahahaha
20:19:00 <Skirmish> www.granniesinbloom.com <----- Sounds like a hot website.
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't dare want to know how he found that
20:20:00 <simba> it wouldnt be hard at all
20:20:00 <[______]> the pop-up ads for nappies and lube would be interesting.
20:20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:21:00 <Skirmish> I guess I paid more attention to simba's link than B1 did.
20:21:00 <[______]> getting a gummed blow-job, i suppose, woundnt be too bad.
20:21:00 <simba> hes bad @ details
20:21:00 <goddess_of_cake> Peeps n freaks
20:21:00 <Bastardly_One> kate :)
20:21:00 <simba> Kake?
20:22:00 <Skirmish> Hello Kate.
20:22:00 <[______]> kiss me kate
20:22:00 <[______]> ..is from taming of the shrew, of course.
20:22:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd die ... she's poison m8
20:23:00 <goddess_of_cake> Hai!
20:23:00 <goddess_of_cake> Sup?
20:23:00 <Skirmish> nomuch. You?
20:23:00 <goddess_of_cake> I'm on a friken bus
20:23:00 <goddess_of_cake> Scoffing sushi
20:23:00 <goddess_of_cake> Cos... That's how I roll.....
20:24:00 <Skirmish> On a bus motherfucker!
20:24:00 <[______]> thats how u sushi-roll..
20:24:00 <goddess_of_cake> Indeed!
20:24:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yeah was getting hippy git stuff done
20:24:00 <goddess_of_cake> And needed sushi
20:24:00 <Skirmish> Now you need T-Pain to step up and sing "I fucked a homeless wooooooomaaaaaaaaan" whilst you sing "on a bus".
20:24:00 <Mew> when in rome
20:25:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
20:25:00 <[______]> the pram brigade r always on my local buses.
20:25:00 <goddess_of_cake> Omg there is a monkey man on the bus the local creep :/
20:25:00 <[______]> .. 1 in the hand, 1 in the pram, and 1 on the tit.
20:25:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oh gawd
20:25:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you!
20:25:00 <Bastardly_One> I am allowed to ride the bus!
20:25:00 <[______]> ...and 1 on the way, of course.,
20:26:00 <goddess_of_cake> Do you live out west
20:26:00 <goddess_of_cake> Not you b1 ya dick
20:26:00 <Bastardly_One> technically yes
20:26:00 <Bastardly_One> just the wrong state
20:26:00 <[______]> heh nope; nsw central coast; same as syd west.
20:26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, MY bad :P
20:26:00 <Skirmish> lol imagine that Kate. You're looking at monkey man and he's furiously typing on his phone and it just happens to sync with everything B1 is typing.
20:26:00 <goddess_of_cake> Naw he is like ... Mentally / physically strange
20:26:00 <Bastardly_One> so am I
20:26:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lmfao!!!
20:27:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
20:27:00 <[______]> the cost of taxis has FORCED me to local buses... its not too bad.
20:27:00 <Bastardly_One> taxis are bullshit nowdays
20:27:00 <Bastardly_One> cost wise ... true story
20:27:00 <[______]> taxis can go fuck their own assholes.
20:27:00 <Skirmish> I don't think I could fathom life without a car.
20:27:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
20:27:00 <goddess_of_cake> I was near the bus stop ... 50 bucks vs 5 bucks...
20:28:00 <Dugnuts> ...
20:28:00 <[______]> ..not the drivers though.. im sure they r getting screwed.. i feel sorry for them
20:28:00 <Dugnuts> for what?
20:28:00 <goddess_of_cake> 5 bucks wins then I can buy cake!
20:28:00 <Dugnuts> oh man
20:28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you and cake
20:28:00 <Dugnuts> i came in at the worst time
20:28:00 <goddess_of_cake> Drivers are molesting cunts!
20:28:00 <Dugnuts> goddess_of_cake is earning 5 bucks near a bus stop
20:28:00 <Dugnuts> somehow...
20:28:00 <[______]> heh Dugnuts
20:28:00 <goddess_of_cake> Naw
20:28:00 <goddess_of_cake> On the bus mofo!
20:28:00 <[______]> goddess_of_cake sit in the back.. i always do.
20:28:00 <Bastardly_One> I know of a bus driver up in Syd that does the west and he's ... different
20:28:00 <Dugnuts> ... how is that better?
20:28:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts is jealous of Kate's earning power.
20:29:00 <goddess_of_cake> I am
20:29:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
20:29:00 <goddess_of_cake> :p
20:29:00 <Bastardly_One> one of those nerdy types that takes pics of his bus routes and shit
20:29:00 <Dugnuts> oh no
20:29:00 <Dugnuts> goddess_of_cake is kate?
20:29:00 <Dugnuts> oh man kate doesnt like me
20:29:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yep
20:29:00 <[______]> heh@bus roots
20:29:00 <Bastardly_One> "this is the bus I am driving today", etc
20:29:00 <goddess_of_cake> I don't like many peeps
20:29:00 <Dugnuts> why be hating?
20:29:00 <goddess_of_cake> Don't take it personally
20:29:00 <Dugnuts> oh i dont
20:29:00 <Bastardly_One> she hates everyone
20:29:00 <Skirmish> She even hated me until we hooked up.
20:29:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yup :p
20:30:00 <Skirmish> I had to earn the like.
20:30:00 <Dugnuts> well come on
20:30:00 <Bastardly_One> now she hates him more
20:30:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's another story
20:30:00 <Dugnuts> everyone knows that hate/angry sex is teh best
20:30:00 <[______]> my new years resoultion was, 'dont hate on ppl as much' heh
20:30:00 <goddess_of_cake> Skirmish! I fucking thought you wouldn't say anything
20:30:00 <goddess_of_cake> Fuck sakes
20:30:00 <[______]> and... 'treat ppl better'.... etc
20:30:00 <Bastardly_One> how can you keep that resolution?
20:30:00 <Skirmish> Come on everyone knows anyway.
20:30:00 <Bastardly_One> people ask for it
20:30:00 <[______]> its very hard.... but its TRY....
20:31:00 <Bastardly_One> leave your house and there is always at least one in your travels
20:31:00 <goddess_of_cake> Whatever!
20:31:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes you don't even have to leave the house
20:31:00 <Bastardly_One> take that from me
20:31:00 <[______]> ppl apprently (insert study here) are less nice than they actually think they are.
20:31:00 <[______]> thats cool.
20:31:00 <Skirmish> I think my LED lightbulb is about to explode ..... whilst I sit here typing about it.
20:31:00 <Bastardly_One> still amazed my housemate took that I plan to move so well
20:31:00 <[______]> im glad im less nice than i think i am.
20:32:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
20:32:00 <Mew> I thought they lasted ages
20:32:00 <Skirmish> Mew: It's flickering light a bug zapper and making the BZZZZZZZT noise.
20:32:00 <Skirmish> like*
20:32:00 <Mew> Ew
20:32:00 <Mew> How much was it?
20:33:00 <Skirmish> $20 odd bucks from Masters I think. I got 1 to trial it.
20:33:00 <Dugnuts> oooh
20:33:00 <Dugnuts> i got me a brand new measuring tape today
20:33:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
20:33:00 <Dugnuts> tape
20:33:00 <Mew> Oh that's not bad
20:33:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
20:33:00 <Skirmish> I changed most of the house to LED downlights. Just standard lightbulbs in the rooms and hallway.
20:33:00 <[______]> Skirmish do u have a german heritage? <-- okay, i may have gone too far.
20:33:00 <goddess_of_cake> Ooo measuring tape ooo
20:33:00 <Dugnuts> have you all played the game of seeing how high you can get the tape before it falls over?
20:34:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yes!
20:34:00 <[______]> oh no u said electic not gas.
20:34:00 <Dugnuts> heh
20:34:00 <Mew> do you notice the energy saving bulbs flash for like half an hr after they're turned off
20:34:00 <[______]> *electric
20:34:00 <Skirmish> Gas lightbulbs?
20:34:00 <Dugnuts> and you werent excited goddess_of_cake
20:34:00 <Dugnuts> !
20:34:00 <goddess_of_cake> I was!!!
20:34:00 <goddess_of_cake> I love that game
20:34:00 <[______]> Skirmish im being antisemetic... just so u know.
20:34:00 <Mew> I dunno the twisty ones
20:34:00 <[______]> ...but not really.
20:34:00 <Skirmish> Now she wants you to measure your penis with it Dugnuts.
20:35:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol - only the girth
20:35:00 <Skirmish> [______]: Worst attempt at a joke so far this year.
20:35:00 <[______]> Skirmish cool... hit me up with a bitcoin.
20:36:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Do you have any lights on dimmer switches? Put one of those twisty bulbs in that socket and turn it down ... only if you're not prone to siezures.
20:36:00 <Dugnuts> oh god
20:36:00 <Dugnuts> mew?
20:36:00 <Dugnuts> no
20:36:00 <Dugnuts> NOOO
20:36:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate the light in the energy saving ones and the way they take time to warm up
20:36:00 <[______]> im thinking of seeing MOZ at the sydney opera house... its weird.. its a BALLOT... to get tickets...
20:36:00 <Bastardly_One> the light itself is horrible
20:36:00 <[______]> MOZ= morrissey, of course.
20:36:00 <Dugnuts> get LED bulbs
20:36:00 <Dugnuts> better
20:36:00 <goddess_of_cake> Right! I'm off to get wine! L
20:36:00 <goddess_of_cake> After
20:36:00 <Skirmish> Bye Kate.
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> Mozza?
20:37:00 <goddess_of_cake> Ah fuck - later
20:37:00 <Dugnuts> catcha cake
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> when's this gig?
20:37:00 <[______]> goddess_of_cake goon.
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> and why is the prat doing the Opera House?
20:37:00 <[______]> Bastardly_One its part of vivid... tickets on ballet march 2.
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw Kraftwerk there
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah a side show
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> but the Opera House?
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> what a wanker
20:37:00 <[______]> ...i saw AIR at the opera house...
20:38:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd of been awesome
20:38:00 <simba> Air ikool
20:38:00 <[______]> its the finale... apparenytly.. moz.
20:38:00 <simba> is
20:38:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11019574_10203946252832792_556357523003315841_n.jpg?oh=7f1f2898cc918c334a96e5601fa08fdd&oe=557C688F
20:38:00 <slinky_J> I want one!
20:38:00 <[______]> it was.. AIR was amazing-fuck.
20:38:00 <simba> what about air france
20:38:00 <[______]> it is air france... heh\
20:38:00 <Bastardly_One> Morrissey needs to grow up I'm afraid ... the joke isn't funny anymore
20:38:00 <Bastardly_One> (geddit?)
20:39:00 <[______]> moz needs to COME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:39:00 <[______]> prissy fucker
20:39:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a smiths song called That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
20:39:00 <[______]> he just does.
20:39:00 <[______]> or come out as asexual.
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> you clearly haven't listened to Smiths songs
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> such as Headmaster's Ritual
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> Reel Around the Fountain
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> etc, etc
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> they're totally gay
20:40:00 <[______]> i saw him about 10 years ago at the enmore theatre and he as jeered by uk-tourists... until they were tossed out... his show was amazing.
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> he assumes the persona of being asexual though
20:41:00 <[______]> Bastardly_One but he hasnt come out.
20:41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... awesome of the tourists
20:41:00 <[______]> okay.. backpackers.. thugs.
20:41:00 <Bastardly_One> everyday is like suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnday
20:41:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
20:41:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to be banned
20:41:00 <[______]> heh.. yeah.. thats how it was.
20:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I have morrissey songs in my head now
20:41:00 <[______]> my gf is in a coma and its serious.
20:42:00 <Bastardly_One> that is such a piss take
20:42:00 <Bastardly_One> my fave off strangeways is Unhappy Birthday
20:42:00 <Bastardly_One> I just can't take him for anything other than a prat for various reasons
20:43:00 <Bastardly_One> one being a festival he played at where he wouldn't play unless all vendors stopped selling meat products while he played
20:43:00 <Dugnuts> HEY
20:43:00 <Dugnuts> so
20:43:00 <[______]> u seen this...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqOPsHH4dCs
20:43:00 <Bastardly_One> shit like that ... living in Italy and writing to English papers about the state of England
20:43:00 <Dugnuts> anyone know of a decent karaoke bar open on thursdays?
20:43:00 <Bastardly_One> when he fled to Italy to avoid tax
20:43:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
20:43:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy is a cunt
20:44:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
20:44:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no
20:44:00 <Bastardly_One> w
20:45:00 <Bastardly_One> great
20:45:00 <tisk> cunt hey thats good coming from Bastardly_One?
20:45:00 <tisk> what a joke
20:45:00 <slinky_J> what teh
20:45:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have to play Smiths songs ... you really need banning man
20:45:00 <slinky_J> i ring my mum then to see if shes seen whiplash and wants me to put it on usb
20:45:00 <slinky_J> n shes like "I'm just returning it to the shop now"
20:45:00 <slinky_J> haha
20:46:00 <Bastardly_One> how awesome is
20:46:00 <Bastardly_One> Shelia Take a Bow though?
20:48:00 <[______]> -the 80's the decade that music forgot (except for the smiths)
20:48:00 <Bastardly_One> psssst
20:48:00 <Bastardly_One> they were the 80s
20:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old enough to remember when they came out
20:48:00 <[______]> yeah i know.. re-read what i wrote?
20:49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
20:49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm old
20:49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my excuse
20:49:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't pay enough attention
21:08:00 <benny> kaspersky sucks
21:10:00 <tisk> faux
21:10:00 <tisk> tisk tisk
21:13:00 <Loof> ITaL^GuY asl?
21:16:00 <mandyjane> hey faux
21:17:00 <faux> Hi
21:19:00 <Skirmish> LOL the palmer united party are retarded. Chick in victoria that lost is arguing that too many people voted early, meaning they missed out on a sausage sizzle and a chance to meet her, which she believes would have seen her win.
21:19:00 <Skirmish> Get the fuck out you spastic.
21:19:00 <stebie> lol
21:20:00 <Skirmish> dear god she has taken it to the supreme court.
21:20:00 <stebie> based on current candidates, i wouldn't be surprised if a free snag was enough to sway some
21:20:00 <Skirmish> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-02-25/palmer-united-party-election-challenge-sausage-sizzle-earlyvotes/6261478
21:20:00 <Loof> what are you trying to say?
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie has a point though
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> especially locally down here ... might be all that's needed
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I think certain austnet users would make better candidates ... pretty sad
21:24:00 <amsy> me
21:24:00 <stebie> Christopher
21:24:00 <Skirmish> You could have given me a hamburger with the works and a bottle of coke and I will wouldn't even consider voting pup.
21:24:00 <tisk> yes stebie
21:24:00 <tisk> sup
21:24:00 <Bastardly_One> that's who I was thinking of stebie
21:24:00 <stebie> you would make a great politician
21:24:00 <tisk> lol
21:24:00 <stebie> you don't think so?
21:24:00 <tisk> id be like "look here dickhead"
21:24:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought PUP was virtually extinct?
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently not
21:25:00 <Skirmish> 'Here is a mix I made about my opponent'.
21:25:00 <tisk> tony abbott goes are welll look
21:25:00 <stebie> doofdoofdoofdickheaddoofdoofdoof
21:25:00 <tisk> rofl
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> so Chris, what's your take on the current state of the economy?
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> "is fried"
21:25:00 <stebie> cunt's fucked
21:26:00 <tisk> blow up the pokies
21:26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol or that
21:26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:26:00 <Skirmish> The roads are shit, cost of living is high, the economy is struggling and we need more jobs .... now drop the bass.
21:26:00 <stebie> drop an E
21:26:00 <Skirmish> lol
21:26:00 <tisk> i wouldnt do e again
21:26:00 <tisk> even
21:26:00 <Skirmish> I ordered everyone a special mushroom pizza and you get a slice if you vote for me.
21:26:00 <stebie> same
21:26:00 <stebie> mmmm i do like pizza
21:27:00 <Bastardly_One> you too can be led by the voices
21:27:00 <tisk> i dont have voices
21:27:00 <tisk> when i was sick once i heard snoring
21:27:00 <tisk> lols
21:27:00 <tisk> or i think that was on lsd
21:28:00 <Loof> yawn
21:28:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris hears and sees shit
21:28:00 <tisk> cool loof is gone
21:28:00 <tisk> no i just get paranoid
21:28:00 <tisk> and bipolar like moods
21:28:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in my bad books atm and knows it
21:28:00 <Bastardly_One> can get out of bed to score the cunt
21:28:00 <tisk> i dont care
21:28:00 <Bastardly_One> cant get out of bed to meet though
21:28:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof dickhead
21:30:00 <Bastardly_One> according to him you actually need a reason to catch up with a "friend"
21:30:00 <Bastardly_One> social skills must equal zero
21:33:00 <benny> you do
21:38:00 <Bastardly_One> not really ... have a drink or a bite to eat or whatever and shoot the shit
21:39:00 <slinky_J> fuck ocd in the ass
21:39:00 <ZapbuzZ> i saw beautiful woman curves today
21:39:00 <slinky_J> could go a spliff right about now
21:39:00 <ZapbuzZ> she is beautiful
21:40:00 <slinky_J> so many games on special at eb!
21:40:00 <ZapbuzZ> if only i had the courage to say something
21:40:00 <slinky_J> need for speed rivals is 28 bucks!
21:40:00 <tisk> what
21:40:00 <tisk> nice
21:40:00 <ZapbuzZ> i wonder what a good pickup line would be
21:40:00 <tisk> hello
21:40:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:42:00 <slinky_J> just ask her "sup whats your least favourite pick up line?"
21:43:00 <slinky_J> then when she says so, look away and say "I could've done worse" and sip your beer
21:43:00 <slinky_J> and ignore her
21:44:00 <ZapbuzZ> i'll remember ty slink
21:45:00 <nate> say i enjoy computer games, wanna play fifa tonite babe
21:46:00 <Anna> nah
21:46:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
21:46:00 <nate> no hands just mouth
21:46:00 <nate> and feet??:)
21:48:00 <ZapbuzZ> remembers roy orbison song: "i'm so tired of being lonely" etc lol
21:48:00 <slinky_J> fk fifa
21:48:00 <slinky_J> kinda boring shit is that
21:48:00 <stebie> fifa!!!
21:49:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just gonna stick it on
21:49:00 <Bastardly_One> for a break from Inquisition
21:50:00 <simba> fifa!!!!!
21:50:00 <ZapbuzZ> fifa i havent played ball games since atari lol
21:50:00 <simba> block games
21:51:00 <ZapbuzZ> yeah lego bricks
21:51:00 <ZapbuzZ> i thought the california games was funny i did the bmx thrashed the pedals so hard it shot the bmx into the sky
21:51:00 <Shadowgate> ZApbuzz is funny lol
21:52:00 <ZapbuzZ> it crashed every time except once and it clocked it lol
21:52:00 <Shadowgate> lol zapbuzz
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
21:53:00 <Shadowgate> i wanna hug katatonic kate
21:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> why?
21:53:00 <Shadowgate> lol dunno
21:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> STRANGE!
21:53:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
21:53:00 <Shadowgate> lol
21:53:00 <ZapbuzZ> im lonely kate can u slap me out of it
21:54:00 <tisk> Shadowgate is funny
21:54:00 <ZapbuzZ> actually nah i'll go back to pr0n if u do
21:54:00 <tisk> lol
21:54:00 <Shadowgate> lol tisk
21:55:00 <Shadowgate> a new character
21:55:00 <ZapbuzZ> i'll become nicola tesla build a ufo and go to venus
21:55:00 <ZapbuzZ> theres plenty of women on venus apparently
21:56:00 <slinky_J> i playin gta
21:56:00 <tisk> lol
21:57:00 <tisk> tisk tisk
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> he
21:57:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> is so harmless
21:58:00 <Dugnuts> i have a friend who is as depressed as i used to be
21:58:00 <tisk> me?
21:58:00 <Dugnuts> and he still thinks sticking his head in teh sand and just taking drugs is the answer
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> if he gets a ban for that then beehhh should be banned perm
21:58:00 <Dugnuts> and doesnt want to listen
21:58:00 <tisk> i want to listen Dugnuts
21:58:00 <simba> thanx 4 ur opinion Bastardly_One lol
21:58:00 <simba> u r getting as bad as digerati --- thats clealry not a ban tho
21:59:00 <ZapbuzZ> Doughnuts i havent had drugs since i can remember and without medication i cannot function normally but people get suspicious of me because i keep to myself
21:59:00 <Dugnuts> ok
21:59:00 <tisk> ppl want me go places
21:59:00 <slinky_J> why ban beehhh
21:59:00 <Dugnuts> well he is an intelligent guy like myself
21:59:00 <tisk> but i rather be alone
21:59:00 <slinky_J> he's entertaining
21:59:00 <Dugnuts> and therapy hasnt helped him
21:59:00 <Dugnuts> the only thing that helped me was focused meditation
22:00:00 <Dugnuts> it teaches you how to change your thought patterns
22:00:00 <tisk> Dugnuts what drugs does he take
22:00:00 <Dugnuts> he just dismissed it as new age hippy bs
22:00:00 <Dugnuts> strong anti depressants
22:00:00 <tisk> oh
22:00:00 <Dugnuts> and anti anxiety meds
22:00:00 <tisk> fuck that
22:00:00 <tisk> prozac can kill
22:00:00 <Dugnuts> i used to be on that kind of shit
22:00:00 <Bastardly_One> want a tissue for the notice by the way?
22:00:00 <Dugnuts> the only thing that helped was meditation
22:01:00 <simba> n BOOM
22:01:00 <Dugnuts> the drugs are just a stop gap
22:01:00 <ZapbuzZ> i had prozac it almost got me into trouble with piss tests
22:01:00 <Dugnuts> they dont solve anything
22:01:00 <Dugnuts> stupid people do better just from a psychologist/psychiatrist telling them why they do things
22:01:00 <simba> dont try and be a hard man over a chatroom Bastardly_One, take a breather on this one
22:01:00 <simba> leave it 4 the e-mails
22:01:00 <Dugnuts> intelligent people already know, they need more
22:02:00 <tisk> Dugnuts i know what i have to do
22:02:00 <ZapbuzZ> the idea of these therapies is to teach people to answer their own problems.
22:02:00 <tisk> but its
22:02:00 <tisk> takes too long
22:02:00 <benny> LOL simba
22:02:00 <benny> true
22:02:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
22:03:00 <Dugnuts> anyway
22:03:00 <ZapbuzZ> people i dont know got into my home and planted my own keys whilst cops were here after i complained they were missing
22:03:00 <[______]> i thought it was all about cognitive theorpy?
22:03:00 <ZapbuzZ> i changed the locks
22:04:00 <[______]> ie. dont talk about ur incestious relationship... just go to the toliet... quickly and efficiently.
22:04:00 <Dugnuts> i suppose all i can do is offer my advice
22:04:00 <simba> wtf chris that is like word for word a chris story
22:05:00 <[______]> if i was a theoripst that would be my mantra...'ffs move on'
22:05:00 <simba> wtf ZapbuzZ**
22:05:00 <[______]> ppl carry too much baggage imo.
22:05:00 <tisk> wtf
22:06:00 <[______]> u got rapd by ur dad.. okay.. what u gunna fo about it... kill urself.. or move on... <--- not a hard choice imo. (the latter btw not the former)
22:06:00 <ZapbuzZ> people are dirty on me right now
22:06:00 <[______]> ...but dragging up SHIT... from before.. imo... is fucked... and will lead to more fuckness...
22:06:00 <ZapbuzZ> well thats nice
22:06:00 <[______]> draw a line.. be a nice person... be good and do nice things... HERE ENDITH THE LESSON.
22:06:00 <tisk> my dreams rubb what i want in my face
22:06:00 <[______]> ffs its not complicated.
22:07:00 <simba> mm yes just move on
22:07:00 <simba> get raped by your dad? just move on - line guy
22:07:00 <[______]> simba what else is there...
22:07:00 <[______]> but to move one...
22:07:00 <simba> just move on
22:07:00 <[______]> dwelling on it, imo... is a mind-killer.
22:07:00 <simba> family gets wiped out? just move on
22:07:00 <ZapbuzZ> its not the rape mate is having a darkness in your mind half your life then all the sudden it starts to unravell
22:07:00 <[______]> dont let other pplz-fuckedtards... Wreck ur life... right?
22:08:00 <simba> in theory u r right , ,
22:08:00 <tisk> ________
22:08:00 <[______]> simba dwelling in yesterdays... is bad.
22:08:00 <benny> lol
22:08:00 <simba> yes
22:08:00 <simba> where were u born line man>?
22:08:00 <benny> [______] were you raped?
22:09:00 <[______]> benny nope.
22:09:00 <benny> i mean that nicely
22:09:00 <benny> not trying to make fun of you
22:09:00 <tisk> its not line man its spacebar
22:09:00 <tisk> spacebar
22:09:00 <tisk> .
22:09:00 <simba> I Dont Care
22:09:00 <[______]> its underscore... i think.
22:09:00 <benny> so how do you say that ppl should just move on? if you don't know the struggle
22:09:00 <simba> its line man
22:09:00 <benny> some ppl cannot deal with losing a job or a dog, let a lone being raped by own father
22:10:00 <[______]> no they shouldnt 'just move on'.... and i know they are affected... but time goes on.....
22:10:00 <[______]> whats the altrnatvibe?
22:10:00 <[______]> heh
22:10:00 <[______]> alternative?
22:10:00 <simba> Revenge, slaughtering the innocent, killing animals
22:10:00 <simba> Turning to drugs
22:10:00 <simba> Abusing your body and others
22:10:00 <simba> theyre just some alternatives
22:10:00 <ZapbuzZ> this is a weird channel tonight whats the target
22:10:00 <[______]> y should some fuckedthingthatsome1elsedid fuck up ur life forever?
22:10:00 <British^Meat> cum
22:10:00 <tisk> cause
22:11:00 <tisk> u had heart
22:11:00 <tisk> and to go against what u said
22:11:00 <tisk> would be worse
22:11:00 <simba> some people let an irc ban rule their life, rape from your own father is understandably intense
22:11:00 <[______]> dont let it... make ur own choices... move on... if u dont move on... ur making it worse.
22:11:00 <benny> very intense
22:11:00 <[______]> simba heh
22:11:00 <tisk> what if u gave yourself some brain damage
22:11:00 <simba> what if your dad came inside you line man? you couldnt get over that quickly
22:12:00 <tisk> and only thing keeps u thinking
22:12:00 <tisk> is a thought
22:12:00 <simba> what if he came all over your face
22:12:00 <British^Meat> shadowgate gonna be so grumpy wiv u simba!
22:12:00 <ZapbuzZ> lets talk about something thats not sex offence related like politics
22:12:00 <British^Meat> call you names and everything@!
22:12:00 <simba> he doesnt care
22:12:00 <simba> he doesnt even know yet
22:13:00 <[______]> simba im saying that... if ur whole like after u got fucked by ur dad... 70 more years or so... is affected by that horrible act... gives power to that act.... ppl, imo, ought to work thru it sure... but be strong be truely human and live a great life DESPITE that trauma.
22:13:00 <tisk> ppl that move on
22:13:00 <tisk> never mean a word they say
22:13:00 <slinky_J> fuck up with the ... ... ... ...
22:13:00 <simba> yes i agree
22:13:00 <simba> u cant let these acts hold u down
22:14:00 <[______]> simba it is NOT okay to live a shit life, because u got fucked as 12yo by ur dad; imo.
22:14:00 <simba> i also agree with ZapbuzZ rape is not the friendliest subject
22:14:00 <simba> can we drop the R and change it to apes
22:15:00 <[______]> rape imo is violence not sez.
22:15:00 <[______]> *sex
22:15:00 <benny> its both
22:15:00 <tisk> no shit
22:15:00 <benny> its sexual violence
22:15:00 <g^style> the key is getting away with it
22:16:00 <g^style> look at bill cosby
22:16:00 <[______]> simba do u think its okay to by cigas for 16yo's as long as u dont ask them for a blow job in return?
22:16:00 <[______]> benny its violence.
22:16:00 <simba> i dont think 16 year olds should smoke cigarettes
22:16:00 <[______]> *buy
22:16:00 <[______]> simba so u wouldnt buy cigas for 16yos?
22:16:00 <tisk> do u think its ook
22:17:00 <ZapbuzZ> id like hear stories about non violent sexual activities like where the good brothels or other pick up places are
22:17:00 <tisk> to be with someone
22:17:00 <tisk> then go to person they hate
22:17:00 <[______]> ZapbuzZ im sure there is an app for that.
22:17:00 <tisk> fuck line man move on
22:17:00 <g^style> tisk who's mum
22:17:00 <[______]> yeah lets all move on...
22:17:00 <simba> would you buy a packet of cigarettes for a 16 year old pregnant girl
22:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> because they are tards
22:18:00 <[______]> simba heh good question: nope.
22:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> basically
22:18:00 <ZapbuzZ> no more pr0n for me i'm on the market
22:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
22:18:00 <tisk> line man do u think its ok for kids to grow up around drugs
22:18:00 <tisk> i didnt
22:19:00 <[______]> simba would u rather some1 buy cagas for 16yos without asking them for a blowjob... or with them asking for a blowjob?
22:19:00 <tisk> if u grew up with parents doing drugs
22:19:00 <ZapbuzZ> marijuana passive smoking children lack development
22:19:00 <tisk> u dont know shit
22:19:00 <tisk> u learnt whats wrong
22:19:00 <simba> whats with the blowjob element
22:19:00 <[______]> ZapbuzZ plz link a study.
22:19:00 <simba> blowjobs from 16 year olds is not something to talk about
22:19:00 <[______]> simba its a question.
22:19:00 <simba> this is not any better than rape
22:19:00 <benny> it is basically rape
22:19:00 <[______]> simba so thats a yes..
22:19:00 <simba> are you saemon or something
22:19:00 <[______]> simba better w/o asking for a bj?
22:20:00 <[______]> morally better...
22:20:00 <ZapbuzZ> http://www.drugabuse.gov/publications/drugfacts/marijuana
22:20:00 <ZapbuzZ> as requested
22:21:00 <tisk> do u think its right line man to get high come one chat rooms and act like u know shit when u are inebreated and brain dead
22:21:00 <tisk> Bastardly_One does
22:21:00 <[______]> thnaks ZapbuzZ
22:21:00 <[______]> tisk what?
22:22:00 <tisk> like do u think its right for 50 year olds to smoke dope
22:22:00 <ZapbuzZ> i think that page defines every ill effect of that drug too lol
22:22:00 <tisk> and say the have axiety problems
22:22:00 <tisk> when weed causes it
22:22:00 <[______]> ZapbuzZ i think some ppl are more effected to marajauna that othes... ie. genetically... and will have physchotic breaks...
22:23:00 <ZapbuzZ> its like booze mate some can some can't
22:23:00 <benny> yeh true
22:23:00 <benny> like all substances
22:23:00 <tisk> heaps ppl are on dsp
22:23:00 <tisk> cause they are like kids
22:23:00 <tisk> they cant admit drugs harm them
22:23:00 <benny> yeh thats true too tisk
22:24:00 <[______]> the stats say.. alcohol is the worst... maybe because its legal... i think marajauna... would be just as bad if it was just as availabl.
22:24:00 <tisk> i didnt do drugs till i was like 20
22:24:00 <tisk> years old
22:24:00 <ZapbuzZ> names? references? i havent seen any credible documentation to support these claims
22:24:00 <[______]> i dont do scotech anymore.
22:24:00 <ZapbuzZ> why does everyone assume dsp means drugs its just stigma
22:24:00 <[______]> ZapbuzZ that alcohol is the worse killing drug... u aint seen stats/evidence?
22:25:00 <tisk> they know spray weed with the shit they spray on that fake weed shit
22:25:00 <tisk> now
22:25:00 <tisk> research chems
22:25:00 <tisk> grow shit weed
22:25:00 <tisk> spray it with 10$ of research chems
22:25:00 <ZapbuzZ> there are meth and ice addicts but they get cut off dsp anyway
22:25:00 <tisk> its kuda
22:25:00 <[______]> ZapbuzZ im caliming that alcohol is WAY a-killer drug....
22:26:00 <ZapbuzZ> i like alcohol i just cant afford it i get chuffed on durries
22:26:00 <ZapbuzZ> durries shpu;d be outlawed
22:26:00 <ZapbuzZ> *should
22:26:00 <[______]> ZapbuzZ u really want me to find sources... doesnt every1 know.. that -OH is the worse-killer... /me thought it was a given.
22:27:00 <tisk> i say if ppl want to put substances like weed into their bodys they should be aleast allowed to grow it so they know whats in it
22:27:00 <ZapbuzZ> well all i wanna do right now is think of pickup lines i wanna get laid
22:27:00 <tisk> making weed illegal makes it more dangerous
22:27:00 <[______]> tisk if some1 grows a plant and smokes it imo... the GOVT OUGHT TO FUCK OFF... NONE OF THEIR BUSSINESS.
22:27:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:28:00 <[______]> .... but if they wanta sell their weed to kiddies... thats shit.
22:28:00 <slinky_J> why does criminalizing weed make it more dangerious?
22:28:00 <ZapbuzZ> making tobacco illegal could cause a economical collapse yet it kills and is as addictive as some illegal drugs
22:28:00 <slinky_J> -i
22:28:00 <tisk> cause ppl put shit on it to make more money
22:28:00 <tisk> wiegh it down
22:28:00 <[______]> slinky_J becuase weed ought not be sold to little kids.
22:28:00 <tisk> say u have 1 pound
22:29:00 <tisk> u put stuff on it it makes it 1 1/2
22:29:00 <tisk> pound
22:29:00 <tisk> thats 1000$ more money
22:29:00 <Crip> gravy weed
22:29:00 <tisk> do u think the major growers
22:29:00 <tisk> smoke dope
22:29:00 <Crip> u can lick the bud and taste it
22:30:00 <tisk> probably now
22:30:00 <tisk> not
22:30:00 <slinky_J> so you think that no illegal weed would remain in distribution
22:30:00 <slinky_J> if it were legalized?
22:30:00 <slinky_J> so naaive
22:30:00 <tisk> nah just make it legal to grow 2 plants
22:30:00 <[______]> i think that ppl should be able to graw ahwtaer they eain t tin the provacy og their own home.
22:31:00 <Crip> peyote ?
22:31:00 <tisk> yep
22:31:00 <tisk> peyote
22:31:00 <tisk> i wish
22:31:00 <[______]> ..its the selling, imo, that is shit; tax-wise and ppl-wise.
22:31:00 <slinky_J> ah yep
22:32:00 <slinky_J> it's not the growing it at all that's a problem
22:32:00 <slinky_J> like gun violence right
22:32:00 <slinky_J> it's not the fault of the firearm manifacturers
22:32:00 <[______]> not at all like gun violence.
22:32:00 <slinky_J> it's the niggers on the street shooting people or the mentally ill!
22:32:00 <[______]> u wanna make a gun and kill urself.. knock urself out... just dont sell it.
22:32:00 <tisk> if i could grow weed i wouldnt have gotten in ne of the trouble i have in past 8 years
22:32:00 <tisk> or longer
22:33:00 <tisk> peace pipes
22:33:00 <tisk> ftw
22:33:00 <tisk> not when its worth money
22:33:00 <[______]> slinky_J u tell me who is being harmed if some1 grows their own weed and smokes it and doesnt sell it?
22:34:00 <[______]> slinky_J.... in ur own time...
22:34:00 <tisk> line man
22:34:00 <tisk> [22:32] <tisk> if i could grow weed i wouldnt have gotten in ne of the trouble i have in past 8 years
22:34:00 <tisk> [22:32] <tisk> or longer
22:34:00 <slinky_J> people would still sell it
22:35:00 <slinky_J> I'm out of this, what ever it is
22:35:00 <slinky_J> keep rambling bs
22:35:00 <[______]> slinky_J and if they dont sell it.. its cool.. right?
22:36:00 <[______]> slinky_J imo, u need to re-think ur drug-mentality... because if it doesnt make sense... it isnt TRUE.
22:36:00 <simba> yea i dont get that gun analogy
22:36:00 <[______]> slinky_J take ur time... have a big thing..
22:37:00 <[______]> *think
22:37:00 <[______]> and a big thing... heh
22:37:00 <[______]> slinky_J have an apithony... i dare you.
22:38:00 <[______]> heh
22:39:00 <[______]> i know famililies that have been WRECKED by drugs... but imo.... that is not a reason to stop ppl growing a plant for themselves and smoking it.
22:40:00 <[______]> ive actually being ABUSED by those families for me LIBERAL stance on drugs... its k... we all move on.
22:41:00 <[______]> me being abused is of course NOTHING... to the hurt of those ppl. And i know that.
22:41:00 <[______]> thanks for listening.
22:44:00 <ZapbuzZ> huh? i wasnt listening
22:44:00 <ZapbuzZ> hehehe
22:52:00 <tisk> 2min noodles
22:52:00 <tisk> DemonsRun is used to 2 min doodles
22:52:00 <tisk> lol
22:52:00 <tisk> jk
22:53:00 <DemonsRun> Lolwut?
22:53:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
22:53:00 <benny> LOL
23:12:00 <slinky_J> movie or bed movie or bed
23:13:00 <Serenity> MAURICE
23:20:00 <faux> Suz
23:20:00 <faux> Sux
23:22:00 <brisbane> bed
23:22:00 <brisbane> MAURICE
23:22:00 <Kynetic> look out
23:22:00 <Kynetic> brisbane is telling Maurice to goto bed
23:23:00 <brisbane> noll noll i telling slinky_J
23:23:00 <Kynetic> oh
23:23:00 <Kynetic> my bad
23:24:00 <ZapbuzZ> all hail
23:24:00 <ZapbuzZ> king joffrey
23:24:00 <ZapbuzZ> hehehe
23:24:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
23:25:00 <slinky_J> y teh fuck does my net only drop out when i play bf4
23:26:00 <ZapbuzZ> perhaps its being ddos
23:26:00 <ZapbuzZ> some routers assume heavy traffic as ddos
23:26:00 <ZapbuzZ> i have ddos protection
23:27:00 <slinky_J> i has adsl2+
23:27:00 <slinky_J> and a pretty new router
23:27:00 <ZapbuzZ> in other words slinky perhaps your connection got flodded
23:27:00 <brisbane> possibly
23:27:00 <Bastardly_One> easy
23:27:00 <slinky_J> flooded by the game?
23:27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on Origin
23:27:00 <ZapbuzZ> yeah
23:27:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
23:27:00 <[____________]> ZapbuzZ what do u have that ppl r after
23:27:00 <slinky_J> only happens with this game
23:27:00 <[____________]> ?
23:27:00 <slinky_J> so that makes sense
23:27:00 <Bastardly_One> EA servers = shit
23:27:00 <slinky_J> because I was wondering that
23:27:00 <slinky_J> cheers
23:27:00 <ZapbuzZ> i have a paypal account
23:28:00 <[____________]> heh
23:28:00 <ZapbuzZ> thats the theory
23:28:00 <Dugnuts> whelp
23:28:00 <Dugnuts> bed time for me
23:29:00 <Dugnuts> night uglies
23:29:00 <ZapbuzZ> cya
23:30:00 <ZapbuzZ> i got bf3 deluxe i could only play it offline it wanted 18gb of updates
23:30:00 <brisbane> 18gb wow
23:30:00 <British^Meat> lol, sounds about right
23:30:00 <British^Meat> sux it makes u d/l all the DLC even if u havent bought it
23:30:00 <Kynetic> i bought bf4 premium for $30 on xblive and it nearly capped me for the month
23:30:00 <ZapbuzZ> and if i deleted it i'd have to redownload the lot
23:31:00 <Kynetic> pretty sure it was like 80gb worth of download just for that game
23:31:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll all like Hardline I think
23:31:00 <Kynetic> mind you that was dling the entire game + DLC + any updates
23:31:00 <ZapbuzZ> somethings wrong with that its a chore to play
23:31:00 <slinky_J> lol Kynetic
23:31:00 <slinky_J> bf4 rulz
23:31:00 <Bastardly_One> the beta is very much BF meets GTV imo
23:31:00 <slinky_J> raiiiiill guuunnn
23:31:00 <slinky_J> you seen the best ever railgun montage Kynetic?
23:31:00 <slinky_J> huhu
23:31:00 <Bastardly_One> *GTA
23:31:00 <slinky_J> by Neebs
23:32:00 <Kynetic> no?
23:32:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ibtcRKN8x4
23:32:00 <slinky_J> it's lolarious
23:33:00 <Guest73> ltr
23:34:00 <slinky_J> hmm ima reboot router
23:34:00 <slinky_J> see if that helps
23:34:00 <slinky_J> usually does.
23:35:00 <simba> 69ers
23:35:00 <British^Meat> teehee
23:37:00 <Kynetic> lol
23:39:00 <ZapbuzZ> wheres all te women at
23:40:00 <British^Meat> dubbo
23:40:00 <Kynetic> lookin at themselves in the mirror
23:42:00 <slinky_J> like the montage Kynetic?
23:42:00 <slinky_J> lel
23:42:00 <Kynetic> slinky_J why have i never played on those maps?
23:42:00 <Kynetic> :~(
23:43:00 <Kynetic> maybe im joining the wrong servers
23:43:00 <Kynetic> i should have the DLC i bought premium
23:43:00 <slinky_J> that's the last map pack
23:43:00 <slinky_J> FINAL STAND
23:44:00 <Kynetic> yeah
23:44:00 <Kynetic> which came out last year right?
23:44:00 <slinky_J> yeah late last yr
23:44:00 <Kynetic> i only bought premium like a month or so ago
23:44:00 <Kynetic> so.. i should have it
23:44:00 <slinky_J> did u dl it?
23:44:00 <Kynetic> i might go check later
23:44:00 <slinky_J> maybe it isnt installed
23:44:00 <slinky_J> ?
23:44:00 <Kynetic> it downloaded a fuck tonne of shit
23:44:00 <slinky_J> easiest way to know
23:44:00 <slinky_J> is when you click quick match
23:44:00 <slinky_J> conquest
23:44:00 <slinky_J> and bam full list of map packs!
23:45:00 <slinky_J> atm im not finding a lot of aussies on most of them
23:45:00 <slinky_J> so many cunts dont have premium is what I figure
23:45:00 <slinky_J> when im on Final Stand it's always with americans/canadians
23:45:00 <slinky_J> shrug
23:47:00 <Kynetic> i was cheerin it came on special again
23:47:00 <Kynetic> couldnt beat it at $33 or whatever it was
23:48:00 <Kynetic> its still sellin for like $70 in stores
23:50:00 <slinky_J> bf4 is so cheap now at eb
23:50:00 <slinky_J> lol
23:50:00 <slinky_J> manager special
23:50:00 <slinky_J> https://ebgames.com.au/xbox-one/any/any/any/Manager-s-Specials?availability=onlinestock
23:50:00 <slinky_J> all manager specials
23:50:00 <slinky_J> and theres a clearance special with cheap games
23:50:00 <slinky_J> ima get a game or two tomorrow
23:51:00 <Kynetic> i got bf4 premium and titanfall for $50
23:52:00 <ZapbuzZ> omg it would take days to update rotfl
23:53:00 <Kynetic> it took the better part of 8 hours to download it all
23:53:00 <slinky_J> yeah titan fall new is 28 bucks lol
23:53:00 <slinky_J> ohhh
23:53:00 <Kynetic> yeah i got the premium pack for that too
23:53:00 <Kynetic> for $15
23:53:00 <slinky_J> you bought game or digital
23:54:00 <Kynetic> digital
23:54:00 <slinky_J> yer
23:54:00 <Kynetic> yeah on xblive
23:54:00 <Kynetic> *shrug*
23:54:00 <slinky_J> takes ages to dl with digital
23:54:00 <Kynetic> same game just no disk
23:54:00 <slinky_J> I had to look up online to find out with disc just to turn off net and install takes like ten mins
23:54:00 <slinky_J> net on even from disc was taking me an hour or so
23:54:00 <slinky_J> ive got fifa 14 and far cry 4 digital
23:55:00 <slinky_J> i pref having the physical copy because I can see how many games I have!
23:55:00 <slinky_J> lol
23:55:00 <slinky_J> had to uninstall COD Ghosts so I could install gta v
23:55:00 <slinky_J> :/ annoying cant wait till we can back up on external
23:56:00 <simba> lol
23:56:00 <simba> thats fucked
23:57:00 <slinky_J> 500gig is shit
23:57:00 <slinky_J> i might trade my xbox in for tb one when they come out
23:58:00 <slinky_J> well like ac unity is like 40 gig
23:58:00 <slinky_J> ffs
23:58:00 <slinky_J> having to install games is bullshit anyway
23:58:00 <slinky_J> this laptop would game better than my xbox one lol
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