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00:00 <Dugnuts> i literally just finished it
00:00 <Dugnuts> heh
01:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
01:00 <Dugnuts> omg the stinger
01:00 <Dugnuts> heh
01:00 <Dugnuts> oh benedict cumberbatch was the wolf
01:00 <Dugnuts> nice
02:00 <Skirmish> Stop hitting enter so often. 
02:00 <Dugnuts> stop being a dick so often
02:00 <Skirmish> The ratio of your lines of text compared to others should not be over 7:1. 
02:00 <Dugnuts> my care factor is 0
04:00 <Dugnuts> if things were busy, i might agree with you
04:00 <Dugnuts> but since its dead as hell
04:00 <Dugnuts> i couldnt give a rats ass
05:00 <Maurice> I like when he yells 'NICHOLAS! CAGE THEM'
05:00 <Maurice> And 'DREW! BARRY! MORE!'
05:00 <Dugnuts> heh
05:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
05:00 <Dugnuts> yup
05:00 <Maurice> I can't remember the other one he did
05:00 <Dugnuts> im pretty sure i woke all my neighbours with my laughing
06:00 <Dugnuts> the hugh, jack, man the battlestations
06:00 <Dugnuts> that was the other one
06:00 <Taco> beagle said to pass on a msg
06:00 <Taco> <beagle> tell them
06:00 <Taco> <beagle> to never shut up.
06:00 <Taco> <beagle> HOW ABOUT YOU DIE YOU FUCKING CUNT WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT WHAT I DO WHEN YOU NEVER LEMME SPEAK
07:00 <Taco> <beagle>  GO BACK TO YOUR GEN Y 
07:00 <Taco> <beagle> FAGGOT FACED SHIT
07:00 <Taco> <beagle> YOU JEWISH
07:00 <Taco> <beagle> LESSER OF LIFE
07:00 <Taco> <beagle> FUCK !
07:00 <Taco> I lol'ed
07:00 <TokenDaRing> bealge seems angry
07:00 <Dugnuts> wow
07:00 <Dugnuts> thats a lot of rage
07:00 <simba> 7 lines thanx
07:00 <Dugnuts> stfu simba
07:00 <simba> No
08:00 <Taco> people keep asking me to pass on msgs
08:00 <Taco> I have one for you simba from digerati
08:00 <Taco> but meh
08:00 <simba> just pass on typing in here
08:00 <simba> 2ez
09:00 <Taco> <Digerati> tell him he needs a woman, too much wanking is no good
09:00 <Dugnuts> why ban pepole
09:00 <Dugnuts> jeez
09:00 <Dugnuts> its not like its super busy in here
09:00 <Dugnuts> people even
09:00 <[Maverick]> if they are banned, don't fucking paste their messages 
09:00 <Taco> ok soz
09:00 <[Maverick]> it's lamez0r
09:00 <simba> whos banned
09:00 <Taco> I just thought its funny
09:00 <simba> oh yeah
09:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts: Go spend a few days chatting in #cats and then come back to us about not banning some people. 
11:00 <Dugnuts> why would i go talk about cats?
11:00 <simba> yeah Dugnuts
11:00 <Dugnuts> that just sounds silly
12:00 <Skirmish> Suggesting there is no need to ban some people is silly. 
12:00 <Dugnuts> if they are nonstop abusive fine
12:00 <Dugnuts> but if they make people talk
12:00 <Dugnuts> good on them
13:00 <Dugnuts> its boring most of the time
13:00 <Dugnuts> yay, bring on the pc age
13:00 <Dugnuts> where everything is bland and safe
13:00 <Dugnuts> woooo
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah cats #
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> thunder, thunder, thunder cats!
13:00 <Dugnuts> GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
14:00 <Dugnuts> ^5 katatonic_kate01
14:00 <Dugnuts> did you watch teh new one?
14:00 <Skirmish> Do you mind if I ask how old you are Dugnuts? 
14:00 <simba> GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah nope
14:00 <Dugnuts> only if you tell me first Skirmish
14:00 <Dugnuts> really?
14:00 <Dugnuts> it only lasted a season
14:00 <Skirmish> I am 36. 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lame
14:00 <Dugnuts> but it was pretty good
14:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
14:00 <Dugnuts> ok
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you 36!
14:00 <Dugnuts> so how old do you think i am
14:00 <simba> Dugnuts is legit 71
14:00 <Dugnuts> tots
15:00 <Dugnuts> totes even
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't think i ever knew that - lol
15:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: Serious? 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> serious
15:00 <Dugnuts> im 32
15:00 <Dugnuts> as of 3 weeks ago
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've probably only been 'nice' to you for the past oh… last few months
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm usually a cunt lol
15:00 <Skirmish> Well I guess you're just not paying me enough attention to know these little details Kate. 
15:00 <Loof> if i let you film my anus, would it ever make me famous?
15:00 <Dugnuts> i think you ahve it backwards kate
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> so…. personal info was like meh 
15:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: how old are you?
15:00 <Dugnuts> Skirmish is the asshole
16:00 <simba> your anus could make it anywhere
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw obviously not lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw skirmish isn't an asshole
16:00 <simba> its up to you new york new york
16:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts is hyper-sensitive. 
16:00 <Dugnuts> are we singing now?
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is actually quite witty and intelligent 
16:00 <Dugnuts> start singing the news
16:00 <Dugnuts> oops
16:00 <Loof> you easily amused girl
16:00 <Dugnuts> spreading the news
16:00 <Dugnuts> hahahhaa
16:00 <Dugnuts> no
17:00 <nate> start spreading the Dugnuts, afl season is apon us:)
17:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts reminds me of a merging of a few austnet characters. Digerati and Screwss are the main ones so far. 
17:00 <TokenDaRing> whatever happened to screwss?
18:00 <nate> he got screwed rite?
18:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: Trying his hand at being a serial killer again I think. 
18:00 <Dugnuts> and you just remind me of every asshole with a stick so far up their ass they think they are superior to everyone else on irc
18:00 <Dugnuts> so i guess every 2nd person
18:00 <nate> Dugnuts u get em sonny!
19:00 <slinky_J> some people
19:00 <Skirmish> I don't think I am superior Dugnuts .... it's just that some of you users make it difficult not to feel it. 
19:00 <slinky_J> just will not talk back
19:00 <Dugnuts> and there we go
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ skirmish
19:00 <Dugnuts> a 36 year old with the mentality of an 18 yo
19:00 <simba> Dugnuts grew up on iggy and teh stooges
19:00 <slinky_J> Dugnuts
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> token does have that serial killer feel about him aye
20:00 <slinky_J> as if
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> sifn't
20:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl wtf katatonic_kate01
20:00 <slinky_J> Token is just a normal guy
20:00 <TokenDaRing> we were talking about screwss
20:00 <nate> token kills me every night:)
20:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: I meant screwss. The guy that sooked when he didn't get a second date ... a lot like our new friend Dugnuts. 
20:00 <slinky_J> katatonic_kate01 I've known you for years
20:00 <Dugnuts> not sooking
20:00 <Loof> TokenDadsRing
20:00 <Dugnuts> just sharing
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, no… i was just working that in to the mix for my own lolz
20:00 <slinky_J> you act like somebody just stuck a knife in ya chest
20:00 <Dugnuts> its the only way to make real friends
20:00 <slinky_J> bit mean
20:00 <slinky_J> to say, about token.
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you slinky
20:00 <slinky_J> sure
20:00 <Dugnuts> if you are mysterious all the time, nobody ever knows you
20:00 <Loof> stinky_J gtfo clown
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll say what ever the fuck i like
21:00 <Dugnuts> and you never have any real friends
21:00 <slinky_J> Loof
21:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: I wouldn't ever bother to meet anyone from IRC, let alone track someone down
21:00 <slinky_J> we have no probs you and i
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> RANDOM
21:00 <Skirmish> lol Kate is going to put someone in their place. BRB! 
21:00 <slinky_J> she'd love to.
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> token… you're one creepy fuck to mention that - so thanks!
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> too easy here
22:00 <TokenDaRing> How is it random if you brought it up?
22:00 <TokenDaRing> god you're fucking dense sometimes kate
22:00 <Dugnuts> to track people down?
22:00 <TokenDaRing> like lead dense
22:00 <Dugnuts> its too easy for you kate????
22:00 <Dugnuts> now that is creepy
22:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: yeah
22:00 <TokenDaRing> I know right
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
22:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish is trying to seduce katatonic_kate01 (again)
22:00 <slinky_J> it's like irl
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
22:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish are you not engaged?
22:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: do you watch much TV?
22:00 <slinky_J> if somebody didn't think it but they did and they didn't but they did
22:00 <Loof> token comes from a family that all had to share the same condom, unwanted pregancies just happened
22:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> planning to get married soon?
22:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can assure you he is chipping away at me slowly…. i'm actually falling under his charm
23:00 <slinky_J> be walking irc horses next weeks
23:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Yet you keep coming back here to flirt with katatonic_kate01
23:00 <slinky_J> fkn lame
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> we'll fuck soon enough 
23:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Why is this?
23:00 <TokenDaRing> Loof, isn't it about that time of night your wife beats you?
23:00 <slinky_J> katatonic_kate01 was always a bitch cool
23:00 <Dugnuts> give the condom a wash and its good to go again?
23:00 <nate> how do u share a condom, 2 dudes one condom?
23:00 <slinky_J> Loof is an addict
23:00 <slinky_J> fkn
23:00 <slinky_J> needs a lawyer to tell him weed is cool like he is a retarded child.
24:00 <Dugnuts> in my 15 years of irc experience, the only advice i have, is that the most annoying people tend to be the most interesting
24:00 <Dugnuts> everyone else is bland and boring as fuck
24:00 <slinky_J> So why are you here?
24:00 <Dugnuts> coz i spent my going out money last weekend
24:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
24:00 <slinky_J> no shit
24:00 <slinky_J> cool
24:00 <nate> 15 years of what now awrrrghh!
25:00 <slinky_J> mwah nate
25:00 <simba> its true that sometimes the dickheads are the most entertaining but thats also always going to be the case when people are sitting around waiting for the next dickhead to pop p
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> dugouts, not in my experience
25:00 <slinky_J> ur mine!
25:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew simba
25:00 <Dugnuts> exactly simba
25:00 <Dugnuts> if noone is a dickhead
25:00 <Dugnuts> everyone gets along fine and gets bored
25:00 <nate> flock of seagulls waiting for a chip;l
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <Dugnuts> "oh how was your day"
25:00 <Dugnuts> "oh it was fine"\
25:00 <Dugnuts> blah blah fucking blah
26:00 <nate> simba how much do you weigh?>
26:00 <simba> well boringness is nicer than war innit
26:00 <nate> 200kg?
26:00 <Dugnuts> you need an asshole every now and then
26:00 <Dugnuts> sure
26:00 <simba> 250
26:00 <Dugnuts> irl
26:00 <Loof> it's not a question if life is shit, the question is will you swallow or spit
26:00 <nate> how much do lions weigh everyone guess
26:00 <Dugnuts> but this is a chat channel\
26:00 <Dugnuts> people need to talk
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, you don't need any assholes
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> you need an intelligent convo to engage peeps
26:00 <simba> lions way wateva
26:00 <Dugnuts> oh really
26:00 <Dugnuts> ok
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> or it's just troll central
26:00 <Dugnuts> so
26:00 <Dugnuts> how do you people feel about the recent discovery of putting photons into a crystalline matrix
27:00 <Dugnuts> how do you think that will affect technology in the future?
27:00 <simba> i feel strongly a certain way about that
27:00 <nate> a what now?
27:00 <Dugnuts> mhmm
27:00 <Loof> i feel strong when i feel myself
27:00 <nate> my photo album that i lost will last forever
27:00 <simba> briefly explain this phenomenon
27:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
27:00 <Loof> sorry that came across more profound than intended
27:00 <Dugnuts> so do you think it will have a big impact on computing or communications or data storage?
28:00 <nate> dugnuts whatever makes money mate:)
28:00 <Dugnuts> lets get some input here from the intelligent masses
28:00 <Dugnuts> what long term effect do you think this recent discover will have on society?
28:00 <Dugnuts> discovery
28:00 <nate> someone take over!
28:00 <nate> simba:
29:00 <simba> why dont u briefly explain what putting photons into a crystalline matrix does
29:00 <Dugnuts> personally i think it can lead to hard light holograms and infinite instantaneous data storage
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank simba
29:00 <simba> instead of wanking urself off like a goon
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i
29:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
29:00 <Dugnuts> simba
29:00 <Dugnuts> because nobody here will understand
29:00 <TokenDaRing> so Tony Abbott wanted to try invade Iraq without US or NATO support
29:00 <slinky_J> da da daaaaaaaaaa
29:00 <katatonic_kate01>  have no idea what you're talking about…. 
29:00 <simba> so why r u typing about it
29:00 <British^Meat> trouble makers still lurk in here..... lurking....
29:00 <TokenDaRing> "After receiving no resistance from Ms Credlin or his other staff in the room, Mr Abbott then raised the idea with Australia’s leading military planners. The military officials were stunned, telling Mr Abbott that sending 3500 Australian soldiers without any US or NATO cover would be disastrous for the ­Australians."
29:00 <Dugnuts> my point is intelligent people dont make for an interesting discussion
29:00 <Loof> cure cancer not cum
29:00 <slinky_J> da da daaa!
30:00 <slinky_J> Loof
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, that's not the point. 
30:00 <slinky_J> aint no cure for u dude
30:00 <simba> you just seem like an asshole who is trying to make people look dumb but youre just talking to yourself
30:00 <slinky_J> lel!
30:00 <slinky_J> srs..
30:00 <slinky_J> it aint weed cousin.
30:00 <Dugnuts> opinionated people make for an interesting discussion
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> an intellectual conversation, has to be more general society stuff… that everyone can contribute to.
30:00 <Dugnuts> thats not intellectual
30:00 <Dugnuts> thats common
30:00 <slinky_J> Dugnuts when your nick smells like Dogshit
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's contextual to irc….
31:00 <Loof> gereral society bore me intensly
31:00 <Loof> i like the the crazies
31:00 <Loof> :P
31:00 <slinky_J> spells like as well as b1 could do it when he sees aliens
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah crazy is good
31:00 <Dugnuts> ok fine
31:00 <slinky_J> and Loof bro
31:00 <slinky_J> Dugnuts mang
31:00 <slinky_J> can you expect better?
31:00 <Dugnuts> no
31:00 <Dugnuts> i dont
31:00 <simba> if you were really thirsty for intellectual conversation you would be trying to engage in it not trying to prove nobody can
31:00 <slinky_J> lol
31:00 <Dugnuts> thats why i said
31:00 <slinky_J> Well
31:00 <Dugnuts> assholes make for interesting conversation
31:00 <slinky_J> nice to see you again anyway
31:00 <Dugnuts> if i want intellectual conversation i talk to my uni friends
31:00 <Dugnuts> not irc plebs
31:00 <slinky_J> whatever my nick was
32:00 <slinky_J> fuck you smeg
32:00 <slinky_J> pelican cunt
32:00 <Dugnuts> ok
32:00 <Dugnuts> hows this
32:00 <slinky_J> WHAT
32:00 <slinky_J>  STICK?
32:00 <TokenDaRing> http://www.theaustralian.com.au/in-depth/terror/tony-abbott-sought-military-advice-on-go-it-alone-invasion-of-iraq/story-fnpdbcmu-1227233174095
32:00 <Dugnuts> how do you feel about the state of the nbn under the liberal leadership
32:00 <simba> <Dugnuts> if i want intellectual conversation i talk to my uni friends <Dugnuts> not irc plebs - poser
32:00 <simba> <%simba> if you were really thirsty for intellectual conversation you would be trying to engage in it not trying to prove nobody can
32:00 <TokenDaRing> So yeah
32:00 <Dugnuts> i just tried simba
32:00 <TokenDaRing> Tones wanted to try invade Iraq alone
33:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl wtf
33:00 <Dugnuts> i brought up a subject that should be dear to all of our hearts
33:00 <Dugnuts> nbn under liberals
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: stop whining
33:00 <Dugnuts> come on
33:00 <Loof> i like how the irony of being on irc dissing irc escapes morons like Dugnuts
33:00 <simba> politics = intellectual?
33:00 <Dugnuts> how do we feel
33:00 <Dugnuts> ok fine
33:00 <Dugnuts> YOU pick a subject
33:00 <slinky_J> <%simba> josh put a sick movie on once  <TokenDaRing> bet he did what was is  <slinky_J> well it wasnt FASTER cause im notgoin gay it was lil mermaid yo!
33:00 <slinky_J> werd.
33:00 <slinky_J> I was cool back then
33:00 <simba> wtf
33:00 <slinky_J> fkn cheeecake
34:00 <simba> did u make that log
34:00 <slinky_J> course
34:00 <slinky_J> just then
34:00 <simba> Dugnuts: rabbits
34:00 <slinky_J> wtf
34:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: I think slinky_J's client is getting high off the acid slinky_J is on
34:00 <slinky_J> lolz
34:00 <Dugnuts> ok
34:00 <Dugnuts> so what about rabbits?
34:00 <Loof> mummy i made a log, can u wipe meeee!
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> *yawns*
34:00 <Dugnuts> how our attempts to eradicate them have failed?
34:00 <Dugnuts> how cute they are?
34:00 <Dugnuts> what?
34:00 <simba> yes 
34:00 <simba> the first one
34:00 <simba> the impact of bugs bunny on their demise
35:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
35:00 <simba> elmer fudd was the poser boy for animal slaughter: discuss
35:00 <slinky_J> x mennn
35:00 <Dugnuts> look, my entire point behind being an intellectual dick was to point out that assholes make interesting conversation
35:00 <Dugnuts> not smart people
35:00 <simba> but rabbits
35:00 <slinky_J> Dugnuts
35:00 <simba> but the rabbit discussion
35:00 <slinky_J> did you come back for serious conversation?
35:00 <simba> didnt that mean anything
35:00 <slinky_J> Altruist.
36:00 <Dugnuts> sure
36:00 <Dugnuts> start one
36:00 <Dugnuts> i'll join in
36:00 <TokenDaRing> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10422330_10153161703586204_6897920571727177904_n.jpg?oh=381d416e7a739b7a9efb55fbd7e1f9a3&oe=5595B890&__gda__=1431786109_1cc6c470c30f61dcf2d228c1c8dfae34
36:00 <Dugnuts> im home on a friday
36:00 <TokenDaRing> so the uni I'm going to is flooded now lol
36:00 <slinky_J> at 12:06am
36:00 <Dugnuts> i have nothing better to do than join in a discussion
36:00 <slinky_J> give me a reason.
36:00 <Dugnuts> i would LOVE one
36:00 <simba> thats hogwarts
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ simba
36:00 <slinky_J> No squirrels simba!
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah he is going to become harry potter
36:00 <Loof> well i'm going to have a bong, anyone who doesn't like it is gayer than a handbag of dicks
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> he'll need magic to complete a degree
37:00 <slinky_J> Okay hypothetical
37:00 <slinky_J> Dugnuts
37:00 <Dugnuts> hit me
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <slinky_J> you just knocked over a place right now
37:00 <slinky_J> and
37:00 <simba> amazing magic zinger
37:00 <slinky_J> can't talk to family
37:00 <slinky_J> just jump on irc
37:00 <Dugnuts> by knocked over you mean robbed
37:00 <Dugnuts> right?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> look at me… i can make magic!
37:00 <slinky_J> Kind've language would you use?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> with my dick, yo!
37:00 <Dugnuts> ok
37:00 <Dugnuts> so ive just robbed a place
38:00 <Loof> magic dick trickws
38:00 <slinky_J> yep
38:00 <simba> what is happening
38:00 <Dugnuts> and i cant talk to family, but i want to share on irc?
38:00 <slinky_J> and I aim to please
38:00 <slinky_J> yer
38:00 <slinky_J> to me
38:00 <Dugnuts> its a weirdly specific situation
38:00 <Dugnuts> well
38:00 <Dugnuts> as me
38:00 <slinky_J> but you have to say it specific
38:00 <Dugnuts> i wouldnt tell anyone squat
38:00 <Dugnuts> i mean
38:00 <Dugnuts> i just robbed a place
38:00 <Skirmish> 00:23 TenTonneSkeleton: Why is this?    <------- Because katatonic_kate01 is a hot slut and I want her? deerrrrrrr. 
38:00 <slinky_J> in a certain way that doesnt sound like you got b eat off
38:00 <Dugnuts> why would i put evidence out there
38:00 <slinky_J> make it up
38:00 <slinky_J> and make it funny
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 skirmish
39:00 <slinky_J> public angle and all
39:00 <Dugnuts> i seee
39:00 <Dugnuts> oh
39:00 <Dugnuts> well
39:00 <slinky_J> ;)
39:00 <Dugnuts>  in that case
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe we should do a live stream of us fucking, skirmish?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps would pay for that shit
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> we could cash in, AND make money
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> WIN WIN
39:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: I think you're going a little too far now. 
39:00 <Dugnuts> i just hit a place where fatasses sit on their keisters all day counting their dosh
39:00 <slinky_J> So we left this nut and he cracked like he hit the wall thrice
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya reckon?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not at all
39:00 <Dugnuts> and i spread it out amongst the needy
39:00 <Dugnuts> coz im a modern day robin fucking hood
39:00 <slinky_J> it gets embarrassing
40:00 <slinky_J> fuck me
40:00 <slinky_J> you dirty fuck
40:00 <Loof> yeah people could use skirmish naked to induce vomiting so they don't wake up with a hangover
40:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: People would en mass commit suicide realising that after being pleasured by me, there is no hope for them to even get you remotely interested. 
40:00 <Loof> cash in
40:00 <Dugnuts> wha?
40:00 <Skirmish> I don't want to be responsible for all those lives.
40:00 <slinky_J> I understand why they say to clean your teeth before meeting you
40:00 <Loof> webcam it
40:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
40:00 <Dugnuts> ok
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew skirmish lol
40:00 <slinky_J> lol
41:00 <slinky_J> oh fuck
41:00 <Dugnuts> Skirmish: so what you're saying is that your instruction is so poor that they could never please anyone with your lessons?
41:00 <Dugnuts> glad to know
41:00 <Skirmish> I like it when Loof throws his 2c into a conversation. I hope it allows him to forget that he is beaten by his asian bride. 
41:00 <slinky_J> fk loof
41:00 <slinky_J> up
42:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts: Who was instructing anyone? You are still having that problem with context. Are you sure you're not the user also known as screwss? 
42:00 <Loof> you could tell people that skirmish's chaturbate room is so high tech they can actually smell the action. yeah they just hold a piece of cheese covered in fish sauce up to their noses for full HD surround smell
42:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: he's henpecked like crazy
42:00 <slinky_J> ma I almost got picked up last night
43:00 <Dugnuts> are you sure you dont have a learning disability, its pretty clear im not, and you are the one who said that anyone please by you couldnt please kate
43:00 <Dugnuts> pleased
43:00 <Skirmish> What is this guy on about? 
43:00 <Skirmish> Anyway. 
43:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: no one knows
43:00 <Dugnuts> just reading your statement
44:00 <Skirmish> Rightio. 
44:00 <Dugnuts> if you meant something else, be clearer with your grammar
44:00 <Skirmish> Sure. Sounds great. 
45:00 <Dugnuts> excellent
45:00 <Skirmish> How about that *insert local team*? Great season they're having. Tops. Glad we had this talk Dugnuts. 
45:00 <Dugnuts> way to get random Skirmish
45:00 <Dugnuts> i love it
45:00 <Dugnuts> im not really into afl
46:00 <TokenDaRing> I wonder if dugnuts is saemon?
46:00 <Dugnuts> but gimme a local rugby or league team
46:00 <Dugnuts> im there
46:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: If not, at least a close relative.
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish, why bother 
46:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: I know, I know. 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <Loof> skirmish's mum will even do a home visit chaturbate sessions for a pack of winnie blues and a cask of wine
46:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
47:00 <Dugnuts> oh you people
47:00 <Loof> all class
47:00 <Skirmish> lol @ loof still going. You're a trooper loof. 
47:00 <Loof> up the ass
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my!
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> anal sex *blushes*
47:00 <Dugnuts> i like how rather than having a comeback, skirmish just tries to diminish yours
47:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: ask him how many black eyes his wife has given him this year?
47:00 <Dugnuts> that shows a true with
47:00 <Dugnuts> wit
47:00 <Loof> disgusting
47:00 <steven_> haha
47:00 <Loof> what is the world coming to
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you're incapable of asking token?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> or he has you on ignore, for being a hard?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> tard*
48:00 <Maurice> Loof has everyone on ignore
48:00 <Skirmish> Loof to left of us, Dugnuts to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with yooooou *sings to Kate*
48:00 <TokenDaRing> ^^^
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: do you watch much TV?
48:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish time to put more advances on katatonic_kate01 before the wedding
48:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> quick snap to it!
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i don't watch much tv
49:00 <Skirmish> You should see our PM window TenTonneSkeleton. Always hot and steamy. 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> we're working on it ten
49:00 <Loof> tv is 4 eeediots
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's what i was going to say
49:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
49:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> I've seen him Skirmish, he does not do it for me. Sorry.
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> when you don't see us talking in the main, we are hashing out ideas
50:00 <Skirmish> TenTonneSkeleton: If it's not physical attraction, where is your infatuation in me based? 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> we should just start texting skirmish…. it would be easier
50:00 <Skirmish> totally. Or maybe snapchat? 
50:00 <Loof> please do :P
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
50:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish: are you suggesting you are like our prime minister?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> Maybe he wants a piece of me skirmish?
50:00 <Loof> i want less of skirmish
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> *buffs finger nails*
50:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> You are much fatter than him Skirmish, don't flatter yourself.
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
51:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: Jealousy. Makes sense. *continues cutting TenTonneSkeleton's grass*
51:00 <Loof> smells spermish
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> so if skirmish and I are so fat - why are you even concerned about what we're doing?
51:00 <Skirmish> I'm huge IRL bro. Come at me. 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> IN THE PANTS
51:00 <Dugnuts> really
51:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish if you have a wipper snipper, I need the edged done out the front.
51:00 <Dugnuts> come at me?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> *coughs* I hear ;)
51:00 <Dugnuts> thats where you are going
51:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> edges sorry
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> code, for he has an unsatisfied partner who needs fucking?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> or he has a limp dick… 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> how ever you wanna read into it
52:00 <nate> omg limp discette
52:00 <Skirmish> Sorry Dugnuts I am not ignoring you I am just .... lol no really I am just ignoring you. 
52:00 <Dugnuts> oh good
53:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> The yards are tidy, I just need some fine tuning done Skirmish.. Perhaps you could help me out, since you seem to be the master of it.
53:00 <Loof> the amount you people talk about sex
53:00 <nate> Skirmish give him a cuddle
53:00 <nate> raaaaah!
53:00 <Loof> have any of you actually ever had it :P
53:00 <Skirmish> TenTonneSkeleton: Doesn't your housing commission block get it's grounds looked after? 
53:00 <Dugnuts> i dont really like to talk to assholes, but most of the people around here dont say much so i dont have much of an option
53:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish lol no
53:00 <nate> loof i only have bad sex, doesnt really count:)
53:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> I have to do it
53:00 <Dugnuts> ouch
53:00 <Skirmish> That's a bit rough. 
53:00 <Dugnuts> come on nate
53:00 <Loof> (with non-family members)
53:00 <Dugnuts> that cant be true
53:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Tell me about it
53:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Also
54:00 <nate> its very true, u cant love without a heart:)
54:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> while you are at it
54:00 <Loof> (preferably humans)
54:00 <nate> so i hope other people can love each other
54:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Next door, their nature strip... Man, it just ruins my tidy yard
54:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> If you could just trim that for me
54:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Would also be appreciated.
54:00 <nate> TenTonneSkeleton has a bit of love!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you need an expert to come in and help
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> good think you asked skirmish
54:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> katatonic_kate01 if you can call him that, then yes
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> g
55:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> He's cutting your husbands grass
55:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> might as well cut mine too
55:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> rofl
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
55:00 <Dugnuts> totes apropes
55:00 <Dugnuts> WOOOOO
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… what can I say… i enjoy cock?
56:00 <Dugnuts> i dont think you need to say any more really
56:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01 isn't against some IRC cock
56:00 <Dugnuts> thats pretty clear
56:00 <Loof> loves getting the guts knocked out of her
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> obviously not token. Your observational skills often astound me!
56:00 <Skirmish> I make no apologies for being an attractive man that women are drawn to. *adjusts collar and dusts off shoulders*
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: aren't you married or something?
56:00 <Dugnuts> dont you mean you adjust your triple popped pink collars Skirmish?
56:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't really keep track
57:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> rofl
57:00 <Loof> spinning around on her back on the coffee table pissing all over everyone in the loungeroom screaming "WHO WANTS TO FUCK ME!!!"
57:00 <Loof> sorry :P
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> Token, no i'm not married *rolls eyes*
57:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
57:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts: You've had your turn, now it's TenTonneSkeleton's go. Stop being such a LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME type person. 
57:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish is always lurking, waiting... Ready to pounce
57:00 <TokenDaRing> oh that's right, you're the single mother
57:00 <Dugnuts> Skirmish: get a new angle you deprecating bastard
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep, totes single mum
58:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish is getting thrown into the turf by Dugnuts
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> on the pension living in houso
58:00 <Loof> on meth
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
58:00 <Skirmish> Why is Dugnuts so angry? Someone get him some anusol cream or something. 
58:00 <Loof> dont own shoes
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> with no teeth
58:00 <Loof> dated pieter
58:00 <Dugnuts> honestly im having a good time
58:00 <steven_> haahahahaha
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ease the fuck up about pieter
58:00 <Dugnuts> did i mention you dont have interesting conversations without assholes?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have STANDARDS! 
58:00 <Loof> lol
58:00 <Dugnuts> im pretty sure i did
58:00 <Skirmish> lol Kate. 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Skirmish> TenTonneSkeleton: So what is the reason that you're all upset about me and Kate being lovers? 
59:00 <Dugnuts> he is?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe he wanted a bit on the side....
59:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish can you bring the hedge trimmers that you used on katatonic_kate01? I need some of the bushes cut back down the driveway
59:00 <nate> hot steamy lovers?
59:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
59:00 <Dugnuts> ok yeah
59:00 <Dugnuts> he is
59:00 <Skirmish> She waxes. No trimmers. 
00:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Lights out, Gorilla Radio.
00:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish bring that then
00:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Whatever works
00:00 <Skirmish> You want me to wax a hedge? 
00:00 <Dugnuts> wax doesnt work on trees mang
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> he'll be able to tidy up what you can't ten
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
01:00 <Skirmish> awwwww burn! 
01:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish bring some ointment too
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh nasty!
01:00 <Taco> if wax doesn't work, u havent used enough - katatonic_kate01
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish abort mission 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure why you're telling me that taco
02:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I have to avoid people that require ointment otherwise Kate is going to force me to use a condom.
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
02:00 <Taco> I was quoting u
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> when did i say that?
02:00 <Loof> tardco
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> You're telling the story katatonic_kate01
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh, am I?
03:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Yes
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> Pretty sure skirmish was
03:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> it's the Skirmish and katatonic_kate01 show
03:00 <Skirmish> Loof is operating on the idea that if he throws out enough comments one of them will be funny. 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> comme on… tardco was hilarious
03:00 <Skirmish> TenTonneSkeleton: Thanks for putting us up in lights. 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> simple, yet effective 
03:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> *does a jig*
04:00 <Skirmish> Kate: I agree! He had to hit a home run with something he's typed tonight. 
04:00 <Taco> thats how loof met his fat asian wife skirmish
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco…. you have an obsession with fat
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it because you can't crack a fat?
04:00 <Maurice> He actually met her in the loony bin
04:00 <Skirmish> Big girls, you are beautiful! 
04:00 <British^Meat>  heh'
04:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> rofl
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> just wanted to know the back story….
04:00 <Taco> repulsion
04:00 <Dugnuts> wooo
05:00 <Dugnuts> omg
05:00 <Skirmish> Take yourself to the butterfly lounge and find yourself a big lady! 
05:00 <Dugnuts> who is doing a jic
05:00 <Dugnuts> jig
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> *dances*
05:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish and katatonic_kate01 slapping bellys
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it's gonna be fucking hot
05:00 <Dugnuts> thats one dance i can actually do
05:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> rofl
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> well stop talking about it if it makes you cringe
05:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> katatonic_kate01 employ the use of some vegemite perhaps
05:00 <Dugnuts> come on
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> good idea ten!
06:00 <Dugnuts> everyone has their own interesting backstory
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you!
06:00 <Skirmish> lol I love how the people roll out things from years in someone's past as if they're hitting a home run with their insults. 
06:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish will bring the baby oil, you supply the vegemite kake
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can do the grounds keeper willy routine with vegemite - grease me up woman, i'm going in"
06:00 <Dugnuts> hahahahahaha
07:00 <Dugnuts> nice one kate
07:00 <Dugnuts> heh
07:00 <Skirmish> 'You owned a yellow car in 2007, and even though it's now 6 years since you got rid of it .... LAWL A YELLOW CAR!!!' 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ten, I think skirmish and myself are able to organise our selves - but thanks for your suggestions
07:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish you are bringing it up now
07:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> rofl
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Want me to go into it do you?
07:00 <Skirmish> I think Mayo is getting off on our future romance more than we are Kate. 
07:00 <Dugnuts> i think you mean with
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> I KNOW!
08:00 <Dugnuts> hey
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> reckon he is typing one handed?
08:00 <Dugnuts> everyone loves love
08:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish, it's TheMayo thanks
08:00 <Skirmish> Naked on the lounge like when he was caught out last time on cam?  Probably! 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <Dugnuts> we all like a good romanc
08:00 <Dugnuts> romance even
08:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> I want to see true romance for you Skirmish
08:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> and also
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> like the pics on your blog
08:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> you too kake
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww thanks!
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're such a kind person!
09:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish that was mendels lol
09:00 <Dugnuts> you have to believe in the inherent goodness of all people
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
09:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> I want only happiness for the dregs of society, this includes kake and Skirmish
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks ten
09:00 <Skirmish> Who was that girl that you kept asking to be your girlfriend that ended up being a group of guys trolling you Mayo? What was her name? 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i totes appreciate that!
09:00 <Dugnuts> otherwise you'd be pessimistic and realise that we are killing our planet and ourselves and will wipe out our own species within two generations
09:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish I challnege you to a round of Skirmish
10:00 <Dugnuts> and how depressing is that
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> very 
10:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish again, you are telling the story
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> group hugs?
10:00 <Dugnuts> group hugs just lead to more babies
10:00 <Skirmish> Don't you remember her name Mayo? 
10:00 <Dugnuts> and tahts the problem dammit!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not really - just hugs
10:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Skirmish paste the link
10:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: katatonic_kate01knows all about having babies
10:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> ill have a read throguh
10:00 <Dugnuts> come on
10:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> through sorry
10:00 <Dugnuts> nobody gets up to sneaky business in a group hug?
10:00 <Dugnuts> pffft
10:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> rofl
11:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> there is always someone like Skirmish that has an deviant motive in a group hug
11:00 <Skirmish> If I had the link I would know her name. 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> do i token?
12:00 <Skirmish> I do know that it was widely read when it was released. It was a good laugh. 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> babies… plural. I have 1 child. so you're WRONG again.
12:00 <Dugnuts> exactly
12:00 <Skirmish> 'Cmon babeh I am lonely, be my gf'.  That is what you kept begging "her". 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> better luck next time
13:00 <Dugnuts> nom nom nom nom nom
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> flesh light or a real doll
13:00 <Dugnuts> wtf
13:00 <Dugnuts> you seem obsessed with those kate
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> might help with the loneliness 
13:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: it's because they have more teeth than she does
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> well it's a simple solution
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep, that's true
13:00 <Dugnuts> its not a solution to anyone
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't have ANY teeth
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> none what so ever
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> decayed from eating too many cakes
14:00 <Dugnuts> everyone wants someone to talk to
14:00 <Dugnuts> someone to trust
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i give awesome head, so i've been told
14:00 <Dugnuts> its just human nature
14:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
14:00 <Dugnuts> like a young grandma?
14:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: telling yourself doesn't count
14:00 <Taco> wtf u foul bitch
14:00 <Loof> gummiegobbies
14:00 <Skirmish> Mention something twice, the internet accuses you of being obsessed. 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah totes
14:00 <Loof> nice
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <steven_> looooool
15:00 <[Maverick]> ahhh is that mr mayo is it? 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could say anything….. and people take it as truth 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm also kate moss under an incognito nic name
15:00 <Skirmish> 'I read it on the internet, it MUST be true!'
15:00 <Dugnuts> right
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKERS ! 
15:00 <Skirmish> lol
15:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:00 <Dugnuts> i dont believe you
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, lol that made me lol myself
16:00 <Skirmish> I want a sound recording of Kate saying SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKERS! 
16:00 <Dugnuts> sif it would be better than samuel l jackson
16:00 <Skirmish> http://vocaroo.com/    <----- DO IT Kate. 
17:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha vocaroo
17:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh memories
17:00 <Skirmish> I am surprised it's not used more often.
18:00 <Loof> did u squirt?
18:00 <nate> was dat cap'tin mayo!
18:00 <nate> he never gets old
18:00 <nate> :)~
18:00 <Christopher> who
18:00 <Christopher> ?
18:00 <nate> mr mayo
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh gawd
19:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Christopher
19:00 <TokenDaRing> how's it going man?
19:00 <TokenDaRing> Taco, too late
19:00 <TokenDaRing> someone bashed her with it something bad
19:00 <Taco> oh sorry thats happened a few times eh
19:00 <Skirmish> Leave Kate along. There are heaps of better targets. 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, i know you'd wanna hit me with more than the ugly stick
20:00 <Skirmish> alone*
20:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: she gives me crap, I'll give it back
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Skrimish - no let them LOL. It's hilarious.
20:00 <Taco> kate, no I wont participate in an orgy
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> My self esteem isn't diminished reading text on the screen. 
20:00 <Skirmish> lol ok have at it. 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn taco - i thought you had more than 1 cock for a second
21:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NczLNctogZk
21:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Orgy - Fiction (Dreams In Digital) (Video) Views: 616,899   Uploaded:  Oct 26, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 33 Seconds 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you have a stunt cock, when your 'real' cock can't maintain an erection?
21:00 <slinky_J> WOW
21:00 <nate> a stunt cock, interesting
21:00 <Taco> im 100% cock
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh
21:00 <nate> pop a mono!
22:00 <slinky_J> mean
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> 100% cock….
22:00 <nate> ride over slinky_J
22:00 <slinky_J> she's rideen
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> well ladies and gentlemen, i hope you weren't looking for a fucking good time
22:00 <slinky_J> no cowgirl :(
22:00 <Skirmish> I was going to do some voice recording for giggles but it wanted access to my webcam too. Not sure why a voice recorder needs access to my cam. 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah strange aye!
22:00 <nate> Skirmish on cam sexy
22:00 <Taco> nsa
23:00 <slinky_J> I have
23:00 <slinky_J> a girl's bottle of sambucca
23:00 <nate> beehhh u legend say something cool
23:00 <slinky_J> made by her dad
23:00 <beehhh> I'll be moving to greenland
23:00 <slinky_J> black!
23:00 <nate> and done
23:00 <slinky_J> I am going to down a double
23:00 <slinky_J> :D
23:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: greenland has less people than darwin
23:00 <Taco> yeah beehhh u fucking
23:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXmtAdB-bgY
23:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: UFO DOCUMENTARY Aliens exist on the moon 2015 Full New UFO Sightings Views: 35,424   Uploaded: Published on Jan 1, 2015 Duration: 63 Minutes 1 Seconds 
23:00 <Taco> legend
23:00 <beehhh> this will keep you busy nate and be amazed
24:00 <nate> aliens are on irc
24:00 <nate> i knew it!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> bring out the gimp….
24:00 <beehhh> see for yourself
24:00 <Taco> u r tha gimp
24:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgEdCeeb3-s
24:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: cock rocket Views: 34,939   Uploaded:  Feb 25, 2006 Duration: 0 Minutes 17 Seconds 
24:00 <beehhh> pony has big cocks
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, you're the only gimp here
25:00 <steven_> looooooool Loof
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd love to see you with a ball gag and a leather mask
25:00 <slinky_J> my bad
25:00 <slinky_J> I realised im cool
25:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: that's fucked up
25:00 <slinky_J> :P
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
25:00 <Taco> hahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahha
25:00 <slinky_J> sup steven_
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do you think i mentioned it!
25:00 <steven_> nufffin
25:00 <TokenDaRing> didn't know you were into the whole BDSM scene
25:00 <beehhh> all the roofs been flown away by the cyclone at rockhampton
25:00 <steven_> just got to see how much of a retard loof is
25:00 <slinky_J> oh
25:00 <Serenity> can someone explain to me the point of a gimp
25:00 <Serenity> what is their duty
25:00 <slinky_J> as if you would
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i mentioned a ball gag and a leather mask, i'm into the BDSM scene now?
26:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: some questions you just don't want answered
26:00 <steven_> gimp = Longie
26:00 <TokenDaRing> this is one of them
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
26:00 <steven_> er loof
26:00 <slinky_J> you better have come here to see how much I fuck gta on xbox one cunt
26:00 <slinky_J> :P
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Taco - what is the point of your existence?
26:00 <nate> have u seen pulp fiction Serenity?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity wants to know
26:00 <Serenity> yes i have
26:00 <Serenity> that explains nothing
26:00 <Skirmish> lol 
26:00 <nate> that will do
26:00 <nate> pictures:)
26:00 <beehhh> nate: 1 aliens come out in the dawn only
26:00 <slinky_J> hmm
26:00 <Taco> hohohohoho!
27:00 <slinky_J> Taco hahahahaha!
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <slinky_J> lolz
27:00 <Taco> u have so many wits
27:00 <slinky_J> coz taco and his OZ CHAT
27:00 <amsy> høhø
27:00 <beehhh> after that i not go outside
27:00 <Serenity> i feel like theres some sexual tension between taco and kate
27:00 <Taco> josh and his period
27:00 <slinky_J> is going to rule this
27:00 <slinky_J> do  me bro
27:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J is hung up on this ozchat. 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> I feel like taco is just a fucking epic cunt 
27:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oECIKVaz5rc
27:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: orgazmo - now you are a man Views: 1,368,052   Uploaded:  Aug 29, 2007 Duration: 2 Minutes 13 Seconds 
27:00 <slinky_J> lol
28:00 <slinky_J> there you go Taco.
28:00 <nate> goooo gimps!
28:00 <slinky_J> bye bye.
28:00 <nate> whatever they are
28:00 <nate> heheh ;D
28:00 <beehhh> big swell at goldcoast, cope it
28:00 <slinky_J> With al my love
28:00 <slinky_J> a penny aracde
28:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqiVvOXotyw
28:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Static-X - I'm With Stupid (Full Length Video) Views: 3,953,048   Uploaded:  Oct 26, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 27 Seconds 
28:00 <beehhh> they are from somewhere but not from this earth
29:00 <Serenity> M.A.N. MAN MOW MOW MOWW
29:00 <beehhh> It would be foolish to think we are alone
29:00 <Taco> I feel like more bacon
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, go eat some more then.
30:00 <[Maverick]> are you drunk Serenity
30:00 <beehhh> i had two beef patties on toast with chilli sauce
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> you've got a twitter account you can update peeps with trivial shit… perhaps do it there and not here?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> OR better still… fuck off to the network you created? :D <3 
31:00 <Serenity> no
31:00 <nate> drunk and lookin 2 score
31:00 <nate> 3 POINTS~!
31:00 <beehhh> i like guys who visit tranny parlor
31:00 <nate> beehhh??:)
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <Taco> slinky_J, are u going somewhere? prison? again?
32:00 <beehhh> do you know of many
33:00 <nate> many men?
33:00 <Loof> i feel like ham
33:00 <beehhh> i dont like dating other gender cause either they want money or babies
33:00 <Loof> ham ham ham
34:00 <Serenity> lol kate have you see this?
34:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yr_etbfZtQ
34:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Katering Show  THERMOMIX Views: 1,065,787   Uploaded: Published on Feb 10, 2015 Duration: 8 Minutes 42 Seconds 
34:00 <beehhh> i'd like to go to transvestite street and meet as many
35:00 <Skirmish> Back to gaol for slinky_J. More prison tatts incoming. 
36:00 <beehhh> slinky_J wud be happy to check-in where his half brother abo cousins will bring him a bottle of JB
36:00 <Taco> lol beehhh
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES serenity! LOVE IT
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> how awesome are ALL Kate's
37:00 <Loof> would have been funnier without the "ivf babies turn out psycho" bit
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> now now no need to resort to being a cunty racist
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's uncalled for
38:00 <Loof> who is this steven_ cockstrangler?
38:00 <Loof> is it shads?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone DTF?
38:00 <Serenity> no shit beehhh fucking pull your head in cock head
38:00 <Taco> nah slut
38:00 <nate> loof just go with it honey bee ;p
38:00 <Taco> pipe down
38:00 <Skirmish> For you Kate, I am always DTF. 
38:00 <beehhh> I get some adrenaline rush meeting trannies but i paniced meeting them hookers
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay!
39:00 <steven_> hey Loof ;)
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity, did you just see what taco was typing to you?
39:00 <steven_> whats the matter babes ?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that shit bootable?
39:00 <Serenity> i dont think he called me a slut did he? lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Thanks skirmish!
39:00 <Loof> more bootable than a mac :P
39:00 <Taco> nope
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> HE TOTES DID! lol
39:00 <nate> she wishes:)
39:00 <beehhh> i have Serenity on ignore for long time now
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
40:00 <Serenity> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ 'i dont fucking like risotto either why did we make it? its fucking dinner porridge'
40:00 <Serenity> LOL
40:00 <Serenity> omg
41:00 <nate> doesnt it take skill to make?
41:00 <Skirmish> LOL who said that? 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> the katering show
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's fucking hilarious
41:00 <Skirmish> Never heard of it. 
41:00 <Serenity> http://youtu.be/4yr_etbfZtQ?t=7m34s
41:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Katering Show  THERMOMIX Views: 1,065,787   Uploaded: Published on Feb 10, 2015 Duration: 8 Minutes 42 Seconds 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> youtube it skirmish
41:00 <Serenity> Skirmish ^
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh there you go
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm totes loving this rain!
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> so cool - and the humidity has fucked off YEW!
42:00 <Loof> so now people have a problem with ivf babies
42:00 <Loof> awesome
42:00 <Loof> go world
42:00 <Serenity> loof how did you get that from what she said
42:00 <steven_> paranoid
43:00 <Serenity> the point of what she was was spending thousands of dollars on something that ends up being a dud
43:00 <Serenity> not that theres anything wrong with ivf babies
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps who have themomixes are weird
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lets face it
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> usually hippy gits
43:00 <Skirmish> 'It's like an IVF baby that ends up being a psychopath. You have no choice but to love it' 
43:00 <Skirmish> ROFL
43:00 <Serenity> im still lolling t dinner porrige
43:00 <Taco> I like twitter
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's fucking hilarious ! Love the show!
44:00 <Serenity> no one fucking likes risotto
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> I DO, I DO!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> the baked pumpkin + chicken + pesto one i make is fucking delicious!
45:00 <nate> just get a french husband
45:00 <nate> all good
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd LOVE a french husband
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> who cooked delicious frenchy food
45:00 <Loof> italian pwns french
45:00 <TokenDaRing> well you won't meet one on IRC katatonic_kate01
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, i can dream lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn straight !
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Thanks for giving me that lil gem of info
46:00 <Serenity> they kind of remind me of a show that used to be on sbs called 'life support'
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> with dr rudie?
46:00 <Serenity> yes!!!
46:00 <Serenity> that show ruled
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
46:00 <TokenDaRing> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBcLarzg1Pg
46:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Life Support Dr. Rudi's Advice on Wankers Views: 33,341   Uploaded:  Apr 3, 2007 Duration: 2 Minutes 20 Seconds 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh LOVED his crappy south african accent 
47:00 <Serenity> its soooo good
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
47:00 <TokenDaRing> they replaced the actor towards the end of the show
47:00 <TokenDaRing> and the replacement sucked
47:00 <Loof> someone find a youtube of eet
47:00 <Serenity> sure did
47:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: going to move to greenland my firend?
47:00 <TokenDaRing> friend*
47:00 <Loof> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VRl--AAOs0
47:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Life Support - Dr Rudi - Protecting your daughter Views: 17,081   Uploaded:  Mar 14, 2008 Duration: 1 Minutes 23 Seconds 
48:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <Serenity> im gonna see if i can dl it
48:00 <[Maverick]> fuckn dr rudie 
48:00 <[Maverick]> Life Support was fucking hilarious 
50:00 <Serenity> i had a crush on penne
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHAHA
50:00 <aam> Drinkin nethin tonite Serenity?
50:00 <beehhh> An ute and a car collided with one another when two drunken men doing out of control roadskids near altona pier
50:00 <Serenity> no.
50:00 <aam> K
51:00 <Skirmish> lol that show is funny as hell. 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> is aye!
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> best!
51:00 <Serenity> im so glad you all know it
51:00 <Serenity> no one i know irl does
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
51:00 <Serenity> peasants
51:00 <Skirmish> Fuck I hate beehhh's news update so fucking much. I am so glad I flagged that cunts passport.
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> solidarity through shitty tv shoes! 
52:00 <[Maverick]> omfg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66WK2B2nbW4
52:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwoR3fkcJ9g
52:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Life Support - Golliwog biscuits 'collectibles' segment    Uploaded: Published on Jul 20, 2014 Duration: 2 Minutes 14 Seconds 
52:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Katering Show  CHRISTMAS Views: 114,518   Uploaded: Published on Feb 10, 2015 Duration: 9 Minutes 1 Seconds 
52:00 <beehhh> govt is giving more resources to low income and middle income parents in their child support
53:00 <[Maverick]> "yes, these biscuits expired 1954. Around the time the stolen generation would of been feasting on these sweets 
54:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0eCGmWUxXg
54:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Life Support   Series 1, Episode 7 Views: 5,811   Uploaded: Published on Oct 5, 2013 Duration: 22 Minutes 36 Seconds 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> thai sewer prawns 
54:00 <Serenity> LOL
54:00 <beehhh> not everyone is up for a passport
55:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: I'm going to go to Iceland next year
55:00 <TokenDaRing> it's better than Greenland
55:00 <beehhh> not now and not ever
55:00 <TokenDaRing> going for my honeymoon
55:00 <beehhh> iceland dont give emigration you can only visit there
55:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah I'm not moving there
55:00 <TokenDaRing> just going for my honeymoon 
56:00 <Skirmish> If the person that set fire to their place is really beehhh, their passport is flagged and any country with an Australian Consulate will see it. 
56:00 <beehhh> Victorian couple injured after car rolls off road http://short.ninem.sn/owEljYN
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: exactly a point I was making earlier
56:00 <TokenDaRing> anywhere he tries to migrate to will ask him about his deportation from Australia
57:00 <beehhh> some junkies did it when i was asleep after my night shift
57:00 <Skirmish> If I knew for sure it wouldn't come back on me, I would have flagged him as a drug dealer. 
57:00 <Christopher> Hey
57:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Christopher
58:00 <Loof> Christoppedher
58:00 <beehhh> Daniel was killed the same way but he was unfortunate living in his bedroom at that time, i escaped from the front door due to being at the lounge room, which had two doors
58:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: they wouldn't have deported you if you hadn't done anything wrong
59:00 <beehhh> someone else would eventually so cut the crap and lets not talk about the past
00:00 <TokenDaRing> well man, wherever you try to migrate to is going to see that
00:00 <TokenDaRing> and they're going to ask you about it
01:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
01:00 <Dugnuts> sigh i miss my hardcore feminist friend from perth
01:00 <Dugnuts> she was into the kinkiest sex
02:00 <Skirmish> Not sure why you had to describe your friend as a hardcore feminist 
02:00 <Dugnuts> well
02:00 <Dugnuts> she is
02:00 <beehhh> isnt the city reveged by some fierce fire this season 
02:00 <Dugnuts> and she just called me to catch up
02:00 <Skirmish> Could have just said "Miss my friend from WA, she was into some kinky shit". 
02:00 <Dugnuts> so i just mentioned what i was thinking about
02:00 <Skirmish> See how I did that without hitting enter 6 times? You should give it a bash. 
02:00 <Dugnuts> sorry for being too descriptive
02:00 <Dugnuts> y
02:00 <Dugnuts> o
02:00 <Dugnuts> u
02:00 <Dugnuts> suck
02:00 <Dugnuts> :P
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: are you Saemon?
03:00 <nate> is Dugnuts like dognuts?
03:00 <Dugnuts> i have no idea what you are talking about
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <nate> BARK!
03:00 <Dugnuts> no
03:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
03:00 <Serenity> scarily enough hes not saemon
03:00 <nate> WOOF!
03:00 <Dugnuts> there is a story behind my nickname
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: it's like, his long lost twin
03:00 <Skirmish> B1/Digerati/screwss/saemon all rolled into 1 user. 
03:00 <Dugnuts> but i dont think this is the right time to tell it
03:00 <nate> Dugnuts is talent!
03:00 <beehhh> viber for PC is also awesome
03:00 <Dugnuts> cheers nate
04:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: a mad scientist kidnapped them all and merged them into a single being
04:00 <Skirmish> I wish they would put a vending machine in that takes credit cards. 
04:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: do you pick up many guys on viber?
04:00 <Serenity> i wish knifebunny was still around
04:00 <nate> beehhh operated and made dugnuts
04:00 <Serenity> he would draw a cartoon of that
04:00 <Skirmish> RIP Knifebunny. :( 
04:00 <beehhh> no i talk to my parents and my aunt on viber
04:00 <Dugnuts> yeah im just gonna say now dont compare me to other people
04:00 <Dugnuts> im me
04:00 <Dugnuts> noone else
04:00 <beehhh> norell has weechat
04:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: can you imagine B1, Digerati, Screwss and Saemon all stitched together?
05:00 <Serenity> i can...
05:00 <Christopher> Human centipede
05:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts: Well your version of yourself, is a close copy of a few other people here. You're not very unique. 
05:00 <TokenDaRing> like an abomination out of a horror movie
05:00 <Christopher> Lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
05:00 <Dugnuts> noone is unique Skirmish
05:00 <Dugnuts> we are all teh fucking same
05:00 <beehhh> jeniifer hawk seems full of humor but i dont like that bithc
05:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: I'm not the same as you, fuck head
06:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh:  that isn't nice to say
06:00 <Dugnuts> yeah ok
06:00 <Dugnuts> YOU ARE A UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL, JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!
06:00 <Dugnuts> live with it
06:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing your only 32, whatelse you know
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
06:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: how old are you?
07:00 <beehhh> 22
07:00 <TokenDaRing> you're only 22
07:00 <TokenDaRing> wtf do you know
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> you mean to say, my uniqueness does not stand out?
07:00 <Serenity> lol fuck this vid is the best
07:00 <Dugnuts> sure it does
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> that I'm like everyone else!
07:00 <Skirmish> BRB. Dugnuts sounds like an emo cutter.
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> Well, I don't believe that.
07:00 <beehhh> im still breastfed
07:00 <Dugnuts> it stands out just as much as everyone else's uniqueness
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> well … if that were the case, we'd all be the same
07:00 <Christopher> I most unique
07:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: question for you if I may?
07:00 <Dugnuts> we are
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> and there is too much diversity 
07:00 <Dugnuts> go for it
07:00 <TokenDaRing> Do you have any drain cleaner?
08:00 <beehhh> embarasses people
08:00 <Dugnuts> nope
08:00 <Christopher> No one like me
08:00 <TokenDaRing> Bleach?
08:00 <Dugnuts> sure do, you want a drink?
08:00 <Christopher> I rule
08:00 <TokenDaRing> No
08:00 <Dugnuts> you sure
08:00 <Dugnuts> asking about poison
08:00 <Dugnuts> seems to me you want some
08:00 <TokenDaRing> I want you to pour a cup and skull it
08:00 <Dugnuts> ho ho ho ho
09:00 <nate> i want you to roll around like a pig in shit
09:00 <TokenDaRing> woah nate
09:00 <nate> :D~
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> token, you have some AWESOME advice which perhaps you should take on board yourself
09:00 <TokenDaRing> that's fucked up
09:00 <Dugnuts> you can want whatever you want
09:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing is probably the top racist person in downunder judged by the txt msgs he sent me on my private window
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> THE POWER IS YOURS!
09:00 <nate> i thought it was "i want time" ?:)
09:00 <Dugnuts> heh
09:00 <Dugnuts> i just wanna sing captain planet now
09:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: take your awful hair and go back to the 80's
10:00 <TokenDaRing> and stay there
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> he probably wants to dress up like a woman and fuck you beehhh
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> is my guess
10:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: beehhh actually asked me to do that
10:00 <TokenDaRing> the greasy creep
10:00 <beehhh> whats to you whoever fucks me and not?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> token, take your limp dick and fuck beehhh
10:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: i'm engaged
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> and?
10:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't have to scrounge on IRC for sex
10:00 <TokenDaRing> unlike some
10:00 <nate> surely he can use a paddle pop stick to hold it up
10:00 <beehhh> with his fatso russian milf
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
11:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm going to put it this way, katatonic_kate01
11:00 <TokenDaRing> there's a reason you're single
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't have to scrounge on irc for sex either - it's purely by choice whom i fuck from irc
11:00 <nate> cause its fun?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh right…. a reason why i;m single
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
11:00 <Dugnuts> people scrounge from irc for sex these days?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> always have dug!
11:00 <beehhh> some asian agent scamming and luring indian nurse students by promising them a job offer which didnt even exist
12:00 <DoC> LOL
12:00 <Dugnuts> god i used to get laid of irc like 9 years ago
12:00 <nate> yeah root central irc
12:00 <Dugnuts> then i got a gf
12:00 <beehhh> Welcome to Sydney
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you dugnuts
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you
12:00 <Dugnuts> sorry
12:00 <Maurice> Am I the only person who never picked up on IRC?
12:00 <DoC> beehhh, norell likes cocks
12:00 <TokenDaRing> Maurice: I never did either
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you're sane!
12:00 <Dugnuts> im just surprised anyone picks up on irc any more
12:00 <beehhh> yeah she does
12:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: so am I
12:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean, there's Tinder for that shit now
13:00 <Dugnuts> i thought those days were long gone
13:00 <Serenity> yeah i never did either Maurice .. .
13:00 <nate> even i wont go into picking up its to shocking ;L
13:00 <Maurice> Fibs
13:00 <beehhh> nate come visit me i'll have asurprise for ya
13:00 <Loof> cupcake is pieter's ex
14:00 <nate> is it an asus lap top?
14:00 <beehhh> asus lenovo and peckerdball
14:00 <Maurice> It'll be your dick in his arse
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
14:00 <nate> i'll try anything twice
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! 
14:00 <nate> :O
14:00 <Serenity> i think i have carpal tunnel
15:00 <Maurice> I have to go to a stupid baby shower tomorrow
15:00 <Maurice> Do not want
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> too much wanting
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> WANKING*
15:00 <TokenDaRing> Maurice: for a friend or family?
15:00 <Maurice> WANTING
15:00 <Serenity> yeah =/
15:00 <Loof> same thing
15:00 <Maurice> My cousin
15:00 <TokenDaRing> ahhh
15:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
15:00 <Maurice> Silly bitch is having her 4th kid, 15yrs after the first
15:00 <Dugnuts> think i might join rhp again
15:00 <Maurice> Eww
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> stupid
15:00 <Dugnuts> guess its random hookups instead of a meaningful relationship for me again
15:00 <Maurice> I actually mean this https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10928203_10204966575057702_2469038795623310516_n.jpg?oh=2edf6f728f158d40705c39dd70ee0bdd&oe=553264E2&__gda__=1429743495_bfe0ac8fb76725e2f3b502d85ce44e08
15:00 <beehhh> kids shouldnt get a gedget or a phone they should be into outdoor activities
15:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like it dugnuts
16:00 <Dugnuts> i talk to girls
16:00 <Dugnuts> and then i mention i dont know where i'll be at the end of the year
16:00 <nate> Dugnuts is passionate!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're just not doing the right things, obviously 
16:00 <Dugnuts> they lose interest all of a sudden
16:00 <Maurice> Why is beehhh crapping on about shit that wasn't mentioned
16:00 <Maurice> Again
16:00 <Serenity> because hes a fuckwit
16:00 <beehhh> Austria is where i want to visit
16:00 <nate> Maurice u better sweet talk him down from the ledge
16:00 <Maurice> I'd push him over bit
16:00 <Dugnuts> well it will be australia somewhere
16:00 <Maurice> It*
16:00 <beehhh> yummy juices
16:00 <Dugnuts> but thats all i know
16:00 <Dugnuts> bah
16:00 <cupcake> katatonic_kate01 where is Skirmish?
16:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnBDT14DuNg
16:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Air Supply - Lonely Is The Night Views: 3,355,879   Uploaded:  Sep 23, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 3 Seconds 
16:00 <Dugnuts> looking for love sucks
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> cupcake, fucked if I know
17:00 <Dugnuts> it was so much easier in my 20s
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe you're older and less desirable dug?
17:00 <cupcake> katatonic_kate01 rumour has it, you and Skirmish have a thing which you deny...
17:00 <Dugnuts> im sure thats part of it
17:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcwNvzS-jsE
17:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Life Support - Parking Ticket Views: 10,649</div>   Uploaded:  Sep 13, 2007 Duration: 1 Minutes 18 Seconds 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, it's not a rumour 
17:00 <Skirmish> Mayo is back. Hai cupcake
17:00 <Dugnuts> but i dont have unreasonable expectations katatonic_kate01
17:00 <nate> love yourself first Dugnuts, then others will notice your inner light:)
17:00 <beehhh> one my mates daughter graduated from her o-level
17:00 <cupcake> katatonic_kate01 but would you?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really - sucks to be you dug….
18:00 <cupcake> I mean if circumstances where different
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
18:00 <Dugnuts> meh
18:00 <nate> cupcake and mayo dont go together
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
18:00 <Dugnuts> i dont know why
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
18:00 <Dugnuts> but it really doesnt bother me that much
18:00 <Dugnuts> when i was younger being alone made me all depressed
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> it obviously does 
18:00 <Dugnuts> these days i dont mind
18:00 <Serenity> katatonic_kate01 and Skirmish i want in on this affair
18:00 <nate> Dugnuts chin up sonnie, push forward :!
18:00 <Dugnuts> i mean i'd like some company
19:00 <Dugnuts> but its not a huge deal
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity, we're totes fucking is all *rolls eyes*
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd!
19:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: NO! Stop being greedy. You have ShadowLurker and [Maverick]. 
19:00 <Maurice> Serenity, I'll show you what I got for the boys bedroom today
19:00 <Serenity> kk
19:00 <nate> the lurker will always be there for you:)
19:00 <beehhh> im the frightenter
19:00 <Dugnuts> so you know
19:00 <Dugnuts> i guess getting some random strange is better than nothing
19:00 <Serenity> nate dont be a weird cunt
19:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: The brilliant part of all of this is if we actually fucked ... nobody would believe it. 
20:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10414449_10153144780305844_7120961630451960640_n.jpg?oh=011a6692e18e92636046decbbb137339&oe=558C4947&__gda__=1435095352_a72acd001f12641b6dfdd55e83ee0a0d
20:00 <Maurice> There
20:00 <Dugnuts> since going for a proper relationship doesnt seem to be working out
20:00 <Skirmish> Perfect crime! 
20:00 <Maurice> One for each bedroom
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> perfect crime!
20:00 <Maurice> Cat included if you want to buy..
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… everyone will know if we're not online one day ;)
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM
20:00 <nate> yes dont be a wierdo! 2 late
20:00 <Serenity> ohhh thats cool
20:00 <Serenity> do they go on the wall
20:00 <Maurice> Yah stickers
20:00 <beehhh> otherday the CBD were so full just to see the gaints and many people arrived home on ambos
20:00 <Maurice> $6!
21:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
21:00 <Dugnuts> so beehhh is a perth person too
21:00 <Maurice> Went to this chicks house today, and she had a wall of minecraft stuff
21:00 <Maurice> beehhh isn't even in the country
21:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts: Have you done some self appraisal and worked out why the previous date hasn't resulted in something more? 
21:00 <Maurice> He was deported 20 yrs ago and can't let it go
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> dug, that's why i said go buy a fleshlight
21:00 <beehhh> past 8 years i werent
21:00 <aam> Bbs/l
21:00 <nate> minecraft fleshlight
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <Dugnuts> i know you are just being an asshole Skirmish
21:00 <Dugnuts> but yes
21:00 <beehhh> its true Maurice *bluss
21:00 <Dugnuts> i always do
21:00 <nate> dig dig dig
21:00 <Dugnuts> i know what kind of person i am at this point
22:00 <Skirmish> What was the results? 
22:00 <Maurice> Skirmish is always like that, thats how you know he likes you
22:00 <Maurice> When he's being a cunt
22:00 <Dugnuts> she obviously just thought we didnt mesh
22:00 <beehhh> A good person never dies
22:00 <Dugnuts> which is fine
22:00 <Dugnuts> not everyone does
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> POF
22:00 <Maurice> Which is why you should die, beehhh
22:00 <Dugnuts> its not gonna get me down
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> off you go dug
22:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: That's not true. Sometimes I am a cunt to people because I don't like them at all.
22:00 <nate> die in my arms tonight beehhh:)
22:00 <Dugnuts> im already on POF kate
22:00 <beehhh> im not dying in perth thats for sure
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh sweeet
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> pull another root then, easy
22:00 <Dugnuts> but i'll be honest
22:00 <beehhh> will you be gentle nate
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> next!
23:00 <Dugnuts> i dont really like it that much
23:00 <nate> yes i wont use the shovel, just the spade
23:00 <Maurice> beehhh, you're not allowed in the country so not dying here is a given
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you want a real doll then
23:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts: Are there any personal traits that you think may be hindering your search for a partner? 
23:00 <Dugnuts> no
23:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
23:00 <Skirmish> I sense that you're quite thin skinned. 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> it must be a penis issue
23:00 <Dugnuts> you can sense whatever you like Skirmish
23:00 <Dugnuts> that doesnt make it true
24:00 <Dugnuts> im patient
24:00 <Maurice> The scary thing is, after knowing both Dugnuts and Skirmish, they're oddly alike
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
24:00 <Maurice> Yet cocks out fighting right now over fuck knows what
24:00 <Dugnuts> i guess my biggest thing is that im a little shy really
24:00 <beehhh> take care of the others those already been in your country
24:00 <Dugnuts> thats probably my biggest downpoint
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
24:00 <Dugnuts> but i was recently really fat
24:00 <Dugnuts> and i just lost a bunch of weight
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> well hanging on irc isn't gonna help dide
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude
25:00 <Maurice> Skirmish is still fat, don't stress
25:00 <Dugnuts> so im only just getting back onto the dating scene
25:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
25:00 <Dugnuts> kate
25:00 <Dugnuts> if i had money/something better to do
25:00 <Dugnuts> i wouldnt be here tonight
25:00 <beehhh> his missus is hot
25:00 <Dugnuts> i spent all my extra money on going out and date this week
25:00 <Serenity> i wish i made a coffee earlier
25:00 <Dugnuts> so yeah
25:00 <Serenity> damn it
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
25:00 <Maurice> You know what, if I had money or something else to do, I'd still choose to stay home
25:00 <Maurice> Fuck people
25:00 <Maurice> I don't like them
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
25:00 <Skirmish> Why do you have to do me like that Maurice? I am nothing like Dugnuts. 
26:00 <Maurice> Serenity, I can make you a pod coffee, but it might be cold by the time you get here
26:00 <Dugnuts> look Skirmish
26:00 <Dugnuts> im a great guy
26:00 <Dugnuts> stop being such an asshole
26:00 <Serenity> i have coffee i just dont want to be up till 3am haha
26:00 <Maurice> Skirmish, because I know both of you
26:00 <beehhh> nate will you be there to guide me
26:00 <Dugnuts> we can get along
26:00 <Maurice> And what I say, goes
26:00 <Maurice> SO THERE
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> well the ladies don't think so
26:00 <Skirmish> I'm not a think skinned sooky la la like he is. 
26:00 <Skirmish> thin*
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> tone down the ego 
26:00 <Maurice> Nobody is think skinned..
26:00 <Dugnuts> im not thin skinned
26:00 <Dugnuts> jeez
27:00 <Dugnuts> i was just sharing my life experiences
27:00 <Dugnuts> ive found its the only way to make friends
27:00 <Maurice> On here, you're both arrogant pricks, just zip it and get along
27:00 <Dugnuts> by being open
27:00 <Dugnuts> if you think thats being thin skinned
27:00 <Dugnuts> then fuck you
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
27:00 <beehhh> half of the malaysian population are in perth for the bonus migation point scheme
27:00 <Maurice> Oh thats fuck it
27:00 <Skirmish> Fuck you Maurice and the mood you're in. 
27:00 <Maurice> I cannot STAND it anymore
27:00 <Dugnuts> yeah ok
28:00 <Maurice> OUR*
28:00 <Maurice> Bugger
28:00 <Skirmish> You always typo your bans. 
28:00 <Skirmish> ALWAYS. 
28:00 <Maurice> Skirmish, I'm in no mood, I just tell it like it is (Cindy Brady styles)
28:00 <Dugnuts> you really are an asshole arent you
28:00 <Maurice> Or is that, I juthd tell it like it ith
28:00 <Skirmish> lol
28:00 <Dugnuts> not you lori
29:00 <Dugnuts> Skirmish
29:00 <Dugnuts> i mean, ive seen a lot of assholes on irc
29:00 <Maurice> I know not me, coz I'm a constant fucking delight
29:00 <Dugnuts> but Skirmish is definitely up there
29:00 <Skirmish> This guy types way too much to be anything like me and vice versa. 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> really - out of all the cunts on irc skirmish is up there
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me
29:00 <Serenity> Maurice
29:00 <Serenity> i have this
29:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/FXV3RDO.jpg
29:00 <nate> who doesnt like a bit of paintball
29:00 <nate> :D~
30:00 <Taco> kate likes cupcakeball
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> do i taco?
30:00 <Serenity> cupcakeball sounds yummy
30:00 <Serenity> what is it
30:00 <Taco> nah I made ir up u h8 cake
30:00 <Serenity> for fucks sake maurice
30:00 <Dugnuts> oh noes
31:00 <Dugnuts> lori had a d/c
31:00 <Devil_Girl> (23:29:36) (Skirmish): This guy types way too much to be anything like me and vice versa.
31:00 <Devil_Girl> (23:29:59) * Disconnected
31:00 <Dugnuts> anyways
31:00 <Serenity> [11:30pm] <@Serenity> Maurice
31:00 <Serenity> [11:30pm] <@Serenity> i have this
31:00 <Serenity> [11:30pm] <@Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/FXV3RDO.jpg
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> like a cakepop
31:00 <Devil_Girl> It's not about how much you type
31:00 <Devil_Girl> Oohh Sezz
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah taco, i totes HATE cake
31:00 <Devil_Girl> I don't really drink coffee but when I do, I want it delish
31:00 <nate> i dont know what is going on
31:00 <Dugnuts> stuff nate
31:00 <Dugnuts> stuff
31:00 <Dugnuts> oh
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like the jarrah hot chocolate
32:00 <Taco> ok how u feel about not eating and gin and tonic
32:00 <Serenity> not even going to lie i only bought it so i can suck it through tim tams
32:00 <Taco> oh and fake tits
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't do gin and tonic 
32:00 <Dugnuts> well
32:00 <Devil_Girl> I've still never done the timtam thing
32:00 <Dugnuts> ive only felt fake tits a handful of times
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i don't have fake tits
32:00 <Serenity> the fuck is wrong with you
32:00 <Devil_Girl> I've felt fake boobs once
32:00 <Devil_Girl> At the pub
32:00 <Dugnuts> and i have to say i dont mind them
32:00 <Devil_Girl> LOTS OF THINGS, OK
33:00 <Serenity> i wish i had fakies
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do have padded bras which gives the impression i have larger boobs
33:00 <Serenity> least theyd be perky
33:00 <Devil_Girl> You don't need extra boobs
33:00 <Dugnuts> wow
33:00 <Serenity> nahh not bigger
33:00 <Serenity> just perky
33:00 <Taco> once? only once? what kind of lesbiab r u?
33:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: Are you at least a C cup?
33:00 <Maurice> A bad one?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
33:00 <Serenity> i reckon kates about an F
33:00 <Taco> how bad?
33:00 <Skirmish> Good. If you were smaller I would have to put a kybosh on the whole hook up idea. 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahaha
34:00 <Maurice> I don't like smoo
34:00 <Maurice> That bad
34:00 <Dugnuts> smoo is awesome
34:00 <Maurice> Thats a lie, I like my own
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> not an F
34:00 <Dugnuts> shh now
34:00 <Serenity> hmm
34:00 <Serenity> D?
34:00 <Dugnuts> shhhh
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> C
34:00 <Serenity> baw
34:00 <Maurice> TRIPLE F
34:00 <Serenity> C is perf
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wasn't blessed with huge boobies
34:00 <Maurice> I wish I had height and boobs
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i'm happy with em
34:00 <Serenity> its not a blessing
34:00 <Maurice> I got royally ripped
34:00 <Serenity> let me tell you
34:00 <Skirmish> C is a good size. 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i haven't had any complaints :D
34:00 <Maurice> I have B's :(
35:00 <Skirmish> B-stings
35:00 <Maurice> B for boobs
35:00 <Serenity> lily will be catching you soon Maurice lol
35:00 <Serenity> in height and boobs
35:00 <Maurice> She'll overtake me if she takes after you lol
35:00 <Serenity> i didnt have boobs at her age
35:00 <Serenity> so.. eep
35:00 <Dugnuts> relax
35:00 <Dugnuts> Maurice is a hottie, and she only has bs
35:00 <Maurice> She's gonna be top heavy
35:00 <Dugnuts> so dont worry bout boobs
35:00 <Maurice> I do not have bullshit
35:00 <Dugnuts> Bs
36:00 <Dugnuts> B cups
36:00 <Dugnuts> BOOOOOBIES
36:00 <Dugnuts> clear now?
36:00 <Maurice> No
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was before
36:00 <Dugnuts> not to lorio
36:00 <Dugnuts> lori
36:00 <Maurice> Finally, the newest BBT is out
36:00 <Serenity> heees heeereee
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> enough about boobs, cock size lads
36:00 <Serenity> [ff
36:00 <Dugnuts> 7
36:00 <Maurice> Pics to prove it
36:00 <Serenity> pff
36:00 <Serenity> cocks are boring
36:00 <Dugnuts> boobs first
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
36:00 <Maurice> They are not boring
36:00 <Skirmish> It's all about the girth. 
36:00 <Maurice> I would go like, 4 right no
37:00 <Maurice> w
37:00 <Dugnuts> pics for pics bitches
37:00 <Maurice> It's been awhile
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew it is about the girth
37:00 <Serenity> everyone has seen enough of my tits
37:00 <Serenity> its about time some other chicks took the case load
37:00 <Taco> my pecks r bigger than kates tits. hey skirmish do u find me attractive now? 
37:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
37:00 <Maurice> Because I'm all about the girth bout the girth no lengtthhhh
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, you've never seen my boobs
37:00 <Skirmish> What kind of question is that taco? 
37:00 <Maurice> I've done my boob pic enough, I'm done
37:00 <Serenity> i think hes implying you love kate
37:00 <Maurice> It must be katatonic_kate01s turn
38:00 <Taco> u told me theyre cs
38:00 <Skirmish> I do love Kate. 
38:00 <Serenity> Maurice that wasnt a boob pic you stinge
38:00 <Dugnuts> look
38:00 <Dugnuts> its nearly 3am
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwww 
38:00 <Maurice> It was more tha kate has done
38:00 <Maurice> Put the focus on her baps
38:00 <Dugnuts> lets agree to no nudity
38:00 <Dugnuts> pls
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you feel the love tonight!
38:00 <Dugnuts> heh
38:00 <Serenity> well im gonna drink wine tomorrow
38:00 <amsy> lol
38:00 <Serenity> so.. there will be nudity
38:00 <Maurice> Oh dear
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh no...
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <Dugnuts> i just did kate
38:00 <Skirmish> hai amsy
38:00 <Serenity> LOL
38:00 <Maurice> Will I get another 5 min 55 sec voicemail?
38:00 <Maurice> I hope so
38:00 <amsy> hey skirms
38:00 <Serenity> oh come on i wasnt that bad last week was i...
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh i saw this awesome mascato punch 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> recipe 
38:00 <Taco> Skirmish I also hav teeth
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> on FB
38:00 <Skirmish> I will be driving home in 3 hours. Thinking about maybe a pie for breakfast. 
39:00 <Serenity> i should get a goon bag
39:00 <stringer> What would Skirmish know about girth
39:00 <Maurice> :o
39:00 <stringer> lol
39:00 <Serenity> classy this bitch up
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <Maurice> I have never had a goonbag
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> goooooon bag!
39:00 <amsy> i just had dinner at 4:30pm lol 
39:00 <Maurice> I'm starting to feel like I haven't lived
39:00 <Serenity> i dont think ive ever bought one either tbh
39:00 <Dugnuts> how much his asshole hurts afterwards stringer?
39:00 <Serenity> passionpop.. yes
39:00 <Maurice> I haven't had dinner, it's 11.39pm
39:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: What goon would you buy? Fruity Lexia? If so ... if you get one I will too.
39:00 <Dugnuts> ahahah passionpop
39:00 <amsy> haha
39:00 <Maurice> I did have lunch though, sumo salad for the first time ever
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw not passion pop! ew
39:00 <Dugnuts> thats an eastern states thing too?
39:00 <Serenity> probably fruity Skirmish easiest to drink lol
39:00 <Serenity> im in perth you goon
39:00 <Maurice> Fruity Skirmish
39:00 <Maurice> I knew it
39:00 <amsy> i went on a hike and was starving
40:00 <amsy> will probably have 2nd dinner later haha
40:00 <Dugnuts> i always prefered the fruity legopener
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
40:00 <Dugnuts> oh dont do that Skirmish
40:00 <Dugnuts> you may not like the results my friend
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> goood bye horses.....
40:00 <stringer> shin first
41:00 <Dugnuts> ok change of pace
41:00 <Dugnuts> what is everyones favourite disney song
41:00 <Dugnuts> GO
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
41:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Goodbye Horses - Q Lazzarus Views: 7,257,145   Uploaded:  Jan 1, 2009 Duration: 6 Minutes 29 Seconds 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> DANCE skirmish!
41:00 <Skirmish> wot
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> to that song, duh
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> when yo' tucking
41:00 <stringer> dance bitch
41:00 <Serenity> https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_772806/coolabah-sweet-fruity-white-cask-5l
41:00 <Serenity> LOL
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> 5 L
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yeah!
42:00 <Skirmish> Kate, that link is terrible. I hate that style of music. 
42:00 <Dugnuts> noone is answering?
42:00 <Dugnuts> you guys suck
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> with orange juice and ice cubes!
42:00 <Dugnuts> i totally expected i can show you the world
42:00 <Serenity> Skirmish.. me and you tomorrow matey
42:00 <Serenity> on the fruity
42:00 <Dugnuts> sorry
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <Dugnuts>  a whole new world
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> woot!
42:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: It's a date.
43:00 <Maurice> I expect video
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't do anything i wouldn't ;)
43:00 <Taco> fruity lexia
43:00 <Maurice> So do everything
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
43:00 <stringer> Kate is it true your shin doubles as a chin?
43:00 <stringer> Skirmish said so
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep, totes
44:00 <Skirmish> Go to work in my new job with Gout on the first day because I drank 5L of goon. 
44:00 <stringer> I thought so
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> add that to the list
44:00 <Maurice> Man up
44:00 <Maurice> Gout is a fake illness..
44:00 <Serenity> my stomach hurts thinking about how goon is going ot make me feel
44:00 <stringer> katatonic_kate01 do you wobble your belly fat to attract men?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> no teeth, single mum, pension, houso, and now double chins
44:00 <Maurice> My insides are trying to remove themselves
44:00 <Skirmish> lol I haven't drank lexia since I was stealing it out of nans fridge one christmas when I was about 12. 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i keep cake crumbs under my boobs to attract men
44:00 <Serenity> stringer you make my job so easy
44:00 <Serenity> why you do this
45:00 <slinky_J> sezz
45:00 <Serenity> well to be fair i picked you before you spoke but still
45:00 <slinky_J> pm
45:00 <slinky_J> !!
45:00 <Skirmish> Because he doesn't have a gf? 
45:00 <stringer> Serenity, it's because you look for it
45:00 <stringer> taking notice etc
45:00 <stringer> katatonic_kate01 put it away
45:00 <stringer> dirty
45:00 <Serenity> i knew who you were the minute you joined lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww it didn't work
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn
45:00 <stringer> Serenity I noticed
46:00 <stringer> I thought 
46:00 <Serenity> errrr
46:00 <stringer> i'd keep quiet for like 20 seconds
46:00 <Serenity> signals.. etf
46:00 <Skirmish> Is stringer the guy that thinks he's a leet hacker? 
46:00 <Serenity> kmjfhdbf
46:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, probably
46:00 <Serenity> its cupcake
46:00 <stringer> rofl
46:00 <stringer> yes
46:00 <stringer> I am an elite hacker
46:00 <Dugnuts> i dont think i'll have another drink
46:00 <Serenity> you people are the fucking worst
46:00 <Taco> glad that josh guy left. hes a total fuckwit aye. oh hes still here. delete iz too hard. better type more
46:00 <Skirmish> Mayo needs a woman. 
46:00 <Dugnuts> its pretty late
46:00 <stringer> I am here to hack you
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
46:00 <Skirmish> A woman that doesn't end up being a guy. 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a keyboard warrior 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima hack yo' computer
47:00 <stringer> yes
47:00 <stringer> watch out
47:00 <Dugnuts> pffft
47:00 <stringer> or I'll hack ya'll
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> shaking in my boots
47:00 <Dugnuts> youa hax teh mainframe
47:00 <stringer> thought so
47:00 <Dugnuts> HAX TEH GIBSON
47:00 <stringer> katatonic_kate01 and her scabby shoes
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> you remind me of the lawn mower man
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> RANDOM!
47:00 <stringer> katatonic_kate01 what brand shoes do you wear?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> random
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't wear shoes
48:00 <Skirmish> Foot fetish
48:00 <stringer> Skirmish do you wear shoes?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had my legs amputated due to diabetes 
48:00 <Dugnuts> well
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know, i'm THAT FAT
48:00 <Dugnuts> it has been... something
48:00 <Dugnuts> night uglies
48:00 <Skirmish> I am wearing 5.11 Tactical boots. 
48:00 <stringer> katatonic_kate01 yes, correct
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i don't wear shoes
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER 
48:00 <stringer> Skirmish, lame shoes for a lame person I suppose
48:00 <Serenity> ohh kate must be fatter than me i havent had my legs cut off yet
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am!
49:00 <stringer> must be
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm actually typing with a dialling wand
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> in my mouth
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda hard when i wanna scoff cake
49:00 <stringer> katatonic_kate01 you are very good at that, then.
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucks to be me
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… I'm becoming an expert
49:00 <stringer> katatonic_kate01 is it true you have bread crumbs smeared all over your face at all times?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes true
50:00 <stringer> excellent
50:00 <stringer> yes
50:00 <stringer> Skirmish said this
50:00 <Serenity> i find fat an odd insult
50:00 <Skirmish> http://www.511tactical.com.au/atac-8-shield-csaastm-boot.html   <--- Similar to these boots but mine have a rubber toe cover. 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> am i turning you on?
50:00 <Maurice> 'I HATE YOUR PANTS! YOU'RE FAT!'
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish loves fat chicks….
50:00 <Maurice> Fat isn't really an insult, it's fluff
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> infact he told me he'd feed me cake while we fuck
50:00 <stringer> Skirmish they look like shoes a loser would wear
50:00 <Skirmish> I love the curvaceous ladies. 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima come back with a random nic and ask the most random questions and mention fat
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> WINNING!
51:00 <Skirmish> ... until someone bans you thinking that you're mayo.
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <stringer> rofl
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> where is that brick serenity?
52:00 <Serenity> i know whos mayo and who isnt
52:00 <Serenity> others might not
52:00 <Taco> whos mayo?
52:00 <Taco> who isnt?
52:00 <stringer> you guys are making my main attacking point 'fat' by being 'fat'
52:00 <Skirmish> I never pay enough attention to know unless they start chatting. 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, go back to your own network
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> it doesn't concern you
52:00 <DoC> plivent was usint Mayo's nick and he got zlined.
52:00 <Serenity> im fat
52:00 <DoC> using*
52:00 <Skirmish> Mayo is the most repetitive person on Austnet.
53:00 <stringer> in fact, I'm not sure I even mentioned the word fat before you guys did
53:00 <Serenity> im mentioning it
53:00 <Serenity> getting in first
53:00 <stringer> Have a little fat complex do we katatonic_kate01 and Skirmish?
53:00 <Taco> Skirmish, depends on how u measure
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> fat, fatty m'cfat
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> fat
53:00 <stringer> plivent makes me laugh
53:00 <stringer> he's a good guy
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> please don't mention i;m fat *cries*
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> not the fat taunts… OH NO
54:00 <stringer> lol
54:00 <Skirmish> The person that cannot stop saying fat, suggests others have fat complex. Most repetitive and stupid person on Austnet. 
54:00 <fattyfattersonfromfattown> jerome is a loser
54:00 <DoC> lol @ plivent is a good guy
54:00 <stringer> fattyfattersonfromfattown no he isn't
54:00 <DoC> is that true SeZz?
54:00 <stringer> he is lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you like fattehs too
54:00 <fattyfattersonfromfattown> yes he is lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> fancy that
54:00 <stringer> fattyfattersonfromfattown why so?
54:00 <Taco> Skirmish, dont talk 2 kate lik dat
54:00 <stringer> Plivent and myself get along really well.
54:00 <Serenity> ive seen that dudes dating profile hes a loser
54:00 <stringer> rofl @ katatonic_kate01
54:00 <Serenity> big fucking shock there
55:00 <slinky_J> I have a gf now
55:00 <stringer> Serenity show us
55:00 <slinky_J> n oooowwww
55:00 <Taco> how much did she cost?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, i wish you were fat in the pants
55:00 <slinky_J> wahhh waaaoooehhhahah
55:00 <Serenity> he took it down when he found out people had it
55:00 <slinky_J> wahj
55:00 <slinky_J> anyway yeah
55:00 <DoC> lol kate
55:00 <Skirmish> Can you imagine mayo's dating profile? 'Have had terrible experiences with girls ending up being guys on the internet'. 
55:00 <slinky_J> I have a gf n ow
55:00 <stringer> :(
55:00 <slinky_J> n o  w
55:00 <slinky_J> now
55:00 <stringer> lol
55:00 <slinky_J> nate
55:00 <Serenity> i need a drink of water
55:00 <Serenity> brb
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would make it easier to chat to you - knowing you had a huge cock
55:00 <slinky_J> soz 
56:00 <slinky_J> sezz
56:00 <slinky_J> you would love her
56:00 <stringer> Skirmish what is on yours? "I own a yellow car" and "I wear loser boots"
56:00 <stringer> rofl
56:00 <DoC> LOL
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
57:00 <stringer> katatonic_kate01 what is on yours bread crumbs?
57:00 <stringer> rofl
57:00 <DoC> btw stringer, Serenity is the best friend of plivent LOL
57:00 <Serenity> olawdy
57:00 <Serenity> DoC fuck off
57:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <stringer> haha
57:00 <DoC> hah
57:00 <Maurice> (23:52:43) (stringer): you guys are making my main attacking point 'fat' by being 'fat'
57:00 <Maurice> What
57:00 <Maurice> We're all Fabio
57:00 <Serenity> DoC's besty is shads
58:00 <DoC> i've never seen a liar like plivent fucking idiot
58:00 <Maurice> I, for one, am the most beautiful man is the cosmos
58:00 <stringer> Look, I stand by my claims, plivent is a good guy.
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> *flicks hair whilst eating butter from the tub
58:00 <stringer> rofl
58:00 <Skirmish> DoC and shads go cruising for women in shads SS commodore. 
58:00 <Serenity> thats not even his rofol
58:00 <stringer> That made me laugh katatonic_kate01
58:00 <stringer> thank you
58:00 <Serenity> ROFOL
58:00 <DoC> plivent is the guy who make fake stories about everyone
58:00 <Maurice> LOL @ plivent line
58:00 <Maurice> What bollocks
58:00 <stringer> Maurice what is your problem with plivent?
58:00 <DoC> Skirmish?
58:00 <Maurice> plivent is a big, fat pig
58:00 <Maurice> Thats what
59:00 <stringer> lol no hes not
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Maurice> Unless you're him, you wouldn't care
59:00 <stringer> hes thin
59:00 <Maurice> Oh, case rested
59:00 <Serenity> hes not fat but he looks like he bathed in a oil drum
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
59:00 <DoC> i agree with Maurice
59:00 <DoC> haha fat pig
59:00 <Maurice> It doesn't matter, stringer is obv him
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> is he balding too?
59:00 <Serenity> nah he has lots of hair
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
59:00 <Maurice> On his back
59:00 <slinky_J> huhu taco asl asl
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
59:00 <stringer> if you guys had to vote on who was a worse person, would it be TheMayo or plivent? Also, I will be offended if you say plivent.
59:00 <DoC> lol
59:00 <Skirmish> mayo is balding. He's got a massive forehead. 
00:00 <slinky_J> thx man keep doin that forever man taco man
00:00 <Serenity> shads is worse than both of you
00:00 <slinky_J> coz i love it man
00:00 <DoC> I say both stringer
00:00 <stringer> Serenity you think?
00:00 <Taco> wot?
00:00 <slinky_J> taco fk off
00:00 <Serenity> yes
00:00 <Maurice> Fuck off, shads is great
00:00 <slinky_J> stop pming me
00:00 <Taco> ok
00:00 <slinky_J> good.
00:00 <Serenity> because you both just tell blatant lies to stir people up
00:00 <DoC> the 1st award will goes to plivent n than Mayo
00:00 <Serenity> shads believes the things he says
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> we were just saying how much we love and adore you taco
00:00 <DoC> haha
00:00 <Maurice> Owning a car thats only available in a state he doens't live in
00:00 <Serenity> and hes fat
00:00 <stringer> Serenity: so you don't have shit stained undies
00:00 <slinky_J> no
00:00 <stringer> ?
00:00 <slinky_J> ffs
00:00 <Serenity> LOL
00:00 <stringer> shads has been lying to me!
00:00 <slinky_J> wpw
01:00 <slinky_J> wow
01:00 <Serenity> im sure shads believes we ALL have shit stained undies
01:00 <slinky_J> can ask like yo
01:00 <slinky_J> josh
01:00 <slinky_J> you got a girl
01:00 <Serenity> but you know whos worse than him
01:00 <stringer> loooooollllllllllllllll
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
01:00 <Serenity> Pieter is worse than all
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehhh
01:00 <slinky_J> oh lile well waiting for the right words
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> OHH
01:00 <slinky_J> and BAM
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> TREW
01:00 <stringer> <@Serenity> im sure shads believes we ALL have shit stained undies <---------- I cant stop laughing
01:00 <stringer> very good
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> pieter takes the cake
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:00 <Skirmish> lol Pieter is living his delusion. 
01:00 <Serenity> he takes the meth
01:00 <Maurice> In the words of Eminem 'I'm a shit stain on the underwear of life'
01:00 <DoC> LOL
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
02:00 <stringer> rofl
02:00 <stringer> yes
02:00 <Taco> pieter takes the cake? duz that mean u h8 him?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> me?
02:00 <Taco> y
02:00 <stringer> So no one has told me what is so wrong with plivent
02:00 <DoC> Pieter wanking
02:00 <stringer> anyone keen to explain?
02:00 <Serenity> doc did
02:00 <Serenity> he lies
02:00 <DoC> lol
02:00 <Maurice> Everyone hates Pieter
02:00 <stringer> DoC can you repeat it?
02:00 <Serenity> and is a general cock
02:00 <Serenity> bit like you
03:00 <stringer> a bit?
03:00 <Serenity> not quite
03:00 <stringer> a lot?
03:00 <DoC> repeat what ?
03:00 <Serenity> he gets a little riled up
03:00 <Serenity> you can keep calmer than he can
03:00 <stringer> hmmmm I'm not sure he gets riled up
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> general cock doesn't sound too good if you ask me
03:00 <Serenity> he sure does
03:00 <DoC> lol kate
04:00 <DoC> hmmm
04:00 <stringer> Serenity if you had to choose a person to talk to for the rest of your life, out of the two options of PISSSSSS and plivent
04:00 <DoC> someone cut off themayo balls and posted his video on youtube
04:00 <stringer> who would you choose?
04:00 <Skirmish> There is a pic on Pieter's facebook of him with two chicks and they look like bashed out prossies. 
04:00 <stringer> DoC amen
04:00 <Serenity> id kill myself
04:00 <stringer> show me my video
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ serenity
05:00 <stringer> Tell me all about me
05:00 <stringer> For I am matty
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> they prob were skirnish
05:00 <stringer> the scientist
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish**
05:00 <Serenity> feck i should go to bed
05:00 <Serenity> fkn tee ball tomorrow
05:00 <DoC> k nite sezz
05:00 <Serenity> I SAID SHOULD
06:00 <Serenity> CALM DOWN DOC
06:00 <DoC> take care
06:00 <DoC> lol
06:00 <stringer> Once Serenity is gone I have free run of the channel
06:00 <stringer> Serenity you want to be at your best
06:00 <Maurice> He's tryna kick you out
06:00 <stringer> Get a good night sleep
06:00 <Serenity> lol
06:00 <Maurice> Lol free run?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow 
06:00 <Serenity> Maurice is here
06:00 <Serenity> [Maverick] is here
06:00 <Serenity> not so much matey
06:00 <DoC> Serenity can make bans while she's sleeping tho
06:00 <[Maverick]> yes I am 
06:00 <stringer> Serenity you kick me quicker than the others
07:00 <Serenity> im better than the others
07:00 <Serenity> i mean..
07:00 <Serenity> hi guys
07:00 <DoC> indeed
07:00 <DoC> haha
07:00 <DoC> ROFL
07:00 <Maurice> Fuck you
07:00 <Maurice> I had a kick lined up
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <DoC> retard fucked up
07:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <Serenity> aw i was playing too
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i ignored it long ago
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda after it mentioned shoes…. 
08:00 <Maurice> Massive noises outside, I hope it's not another shit in a potplant thing
08:00 <Serenity> i dont get the shoes thing
08:00 <DoC> [17:07] <stringer> you told ops that i'm plivent or themayo
08:00 <Serenity> do you wear lots of shoes?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> what fuckwit asks what shoes do you wear
08:00 <Serenity> lol DoC i told you..
08:00 <DoC> lolol @ stringer
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> tard
08:00 <Maurice> I wear so many shoes it'd be an essay
09:00 <DoC> he's crying sezz
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't have legs, so it makes it easy for me
09:00 <Serenity> he'll be back soon
09:00 <DoC> is he crying on ur pvt too sezz?
09:00 <Maurice> Stumps win
09:00 <Serenity> nah
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> by the end of the night, i won't have any body parts
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> just a vagina 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> woot woot
09:00 <DoC> retard is angry at me sezz lol
09:00 <Skirmish> It was one of his questions where it doesn't matter how you answer, he just calls it lame. 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <Skirmish> 'oh you wear crocs, lame'
10:00 <DoC> anyway
10:00 <DoC> nite folks
10:00 <DoC> bbs.
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> socks and crocs = contraceptive 
10:00 <Maurice> I wear Havianas and Iron Fist
10:00 <Serenity> night doc
10:00 <Maurice> Me and Serenity win the internet
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ maurice
12:00 <Maurice> If crocs and socks were contraceptives, I would have worn them 13 yrs ago
12:00 <Serenity> i love my iron fist thongs
12:00 <Skirmish> So who else is going to have a Fruity Lexia Saturday night?
12:00 <Maurice> Thats a false statement
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <Serenity> [Maverick] should
12:00 <Maurice> He doesn't need encouragement
12:00 <Serenity> hahah
12:00 <Skirmish> So should Kate. 
12:00 <Serenity> just fuck her already
12:00 <Maurice> He'll get drunk and watch The Sound Of Music
12:00 <[Maverick]> haha nah 
12:00 <Maurice> For he 12th time
12:00 <[Maverick]> I am not 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll be busy, fending off offers of hot lusty sex
13:00 <[Maverick]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z17_v1UYnPg
13:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jimmy Fallon vs Parks and Rec Cast - We're Not Gonna Take it (6-Bee) Views: 892,640   Uploaded: Published on Apr 29, 2014 Duration: 8 Minutes 55 Seconds 
13:00 <Skirmish> I will catch up with you on the coast one day. 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> crack neck point is an awesome place to shag too
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> no hotel required
15:00 <Maurice> Lol [Maverick]
15:00 <Maurice> So love him
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> well peeps i'm off!
19:00 <DoC> [21:11] <stringer> I can see what you are type in #melbourne DoC
20:00 <DoC> what a idiot
20:00 <DoC> i'm off carry on stringer cya
20:00 <DoC> *gone*
20:00 <Serenity> nick is stringer
20:00 <Maurice> [Maverick] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYsFvplo4Aw
20:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 2010 Emmy's opening skit with the cast of Glee, Tina Fey, Jimmy Fallon and more! Views: 1,257,523   Uploaded:  Aug 30, 2010 Duration: 6 Minutes 28 Seconds 
21:00 <Nick> I not stringer
21:00 <Maurice> i not drunk
21:00 <Maurice> i sad
21:00 <Nick> i fried i chris
22:00 <Nick> i chris i fried
22:00 <Serenity> no
23:00 <Serenity> alright im off
23:00 <Serenity> night
24:00 <Nick> where you going?
24:00 <albert> [Maverick] tell us about Druidess huh?
24:00 <Taco> ssssppppppooooooooooookkkkkkyyyyyy mulder !!!
25:00 <albert> Got a thing for her hey ? Mr 0474944128
25:00 <albert> rofl
29:00 <slinky_J> taco dont pm me
30:00 <slinky_J> dont fucking pm me
30:00 <Taco> ?
30:00 <slinky_J> aye slut
30:00 <Nick> aye slut
30:00 <Nick> yeh slut
30:00 <slinky_J> I asked the girl that likes me likes me
30:00 <slinky_J> out
30:00 <Taco> im watching spppooooooookkkky mulder k
30:00 <slinky_J> and stop pming me
31:00 <slinky_J> want me t murder ur irl?
31:00 <Taco> oh death threats nice
31:00 <slinky_J> no
31:00 <slinky_J> jjust stop pming us
31:00 <slinky_J> k cunt
32:00 <Taco> then if im pming u use /ignore
32:00 <slinky_J> get on ur shitoz network
32:00 <slinky_J> oz team zero!
32:00 <slinky_J> I'll give u this
32:00 <slinky_J> blup
32:00 <Taco> k bai
32:00 <Skirmish> Why does this other network get to you so much slinky_J? 
33:00 <slinky_J> stop pming me
34:00 <slinky_J> are you the new b1 Taco?
34:00 <slinky_J> k
35:00 <slinky_J> sorry I didnt like your oz network bro.
37:00 <Nick> did b1 cum back?
44:00 <MsCat> hi de ho
45:00 <Nick> hii b1
47:00 <MsCat> b1 is here?
48:00 <Nick>  not sure i was asking
48:00 <MsCat> um no u weren't u were saying hii b1
48:00 <MsCat> no question mark anywhere
49:00 <MsCat> i can't see b1 anywhere so methinks u r hallucinating
49:00 <MsCat> drugs r bad mkay
51:00 <Nick> im on drugs
51:00 <MsCat> surprise surprise
51:00 <Nick> guess which one
51:00 <MsCat> care factor+0
52:00 <MsCat> i'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate Longie
53:00 <Nick> on what?
53:00 <MsCat> not many of u may be aware but Longie recently came out as being a cocksucker
55:00 <MsCat> not gay, apparently it's a technical difference, i wasn't aware of these technical stuffs until Longie educated me about his cocksucker status
56:00 <MsCat> <3 Longie
02:00 <Skirmish> Not 1 single fuck was given. 
02:00 <MsCat> i know hey Skirmish
02:00 <MsCat> not ONE
03:00 <DoC> i notice some users come when the real ops are around how much fucking coward, you wait till there all asleep to get your little jollies don't you ass-stain
03:00 <DoC> are not* around
04:00 <DoC> missed not.
04:00 <MsCat> who's an ass stain?
05:00 <Skirmish> DoC: It has always been that way. 
05:00 <DoC> Skirmish, i've banned him from sydney
06:00 <MsCat> him who?
06:00 <DoC> u
06:00 <MsCat> lol ok
06:00 <MsCat> why?
06:00 <DoC> didnt u see?
06:00 <MsCat> no
06:00 <DoC> plivent.
06:00 <MsCat> ?
06:00 <Skirmish> Because you're an undesirable MsCat. 
06:00 <DoC> brb
06:00 <MsCat> Skirmish ahh the curse of irc life
07:00 <MsCat> DoC seems to have some issues with me for no reason which is surprisingly interesting
09:00 <MsCat> lol wow i got banned from sydney.. i guess it's cause i spoke?
09:00 <DoC> no you're not try to rejoin
10:00 <MsCat> ?
10:00 <DoC> Its cause u abused n stalks
10:00 <MsCat> abuse and stalk?
10:00 <DoC> i dunno whats the issue u have Longie or Asd
10:00 <DoC> with*
11:00 <MsCat> Longie is a friend of mine
11:00 <DoC> i dunno whats the issue u have with Longie or Asd
11:00 <MsCat> Longie is a friend of mine, who i poke fun at
11:00 <DoC> so abusing Longie isnt a good idea
11:00 <MsCat> i was not abusing anyone
11:00 <DoC> and ur ip already told us who u are
11:00 <MsCat> ask daniel
11:00 <delrio> rofl
11:00 <DoC> try to rejoin sydney
12:00 <DoC> lol @ daniel
12:00 <delrio> DoC where do you get off?
12:00 <MsCat> DoC wtf drugs r u on?
12:00 <delrio> DoC where do you get off pasting false logs huh?
12:00 <delrio> trying to raise your stocks here?
12:00 <delrio> There is no one to save you now DoC
12:00 <DoC> so themayo returns with new ip lol
12:00 <delrio> the ops are gone
13:00 <DoC> i notice some users come when the real ops are around how much fucking coward, you wait till there all asleep to get your little jollies don't you ass-stain
13:00 <DoC> BBL.
13:00 <delrio> The one thing we have in common DoC is our dislike for johninja
13:00 <delrio> I admire you for that
13:00 <MsCat> o m g is this guy for real?
13:00 <delrio> but other than that
13:00 <delrio> nothing else
15:00 <MsCat> no wonder mirc is half dead
15:00 <delrio> DoC is it true?
16:00 <MsCat> Skirmish is this what its always like now?
16:00 <Nick> its crap MsCat
16:00 <delrio> Do
16:00 <MsCat> Nick apparently so :/
16:00 <Nick> its taken over by lot of randoms
16:00 <delrio> DoC is it true you are Muslim / Paki?
16:00 <MsCat> randoms=crazyass mofos
16:00 <delrio> It is what I'm told
17:00 <delrio> I'm just curious
17:00 <Skirmish> So many artards. 
18:00 <milk> well we've got a great plan. I max out my credit card on a new passport and a one way ticket to bali. not bothering with hotel bookings or luggage. then when I get there I can be thrown in kerobobokoran prison for execution and still have about $100 to give the prison officials.
18:00 <delrio> So...
18:00 <delrio> DoC
18:00 <delrio> where were we?
18:00 <delrio> Skirmish
18:00 <delrio> Skirmish: how is the yellow car?
18:00 <Nick> Skirmish whats up?
18:00 <delrio> Is that the question you were waiting for?
19:00 <delrio> Also, I'd like to see my wanking video or pic or whatver it is
19:00 <delrio> MsCat are you familiar with the user johninja?
19:00 <MsCat> O_0
19:00 <Nick> Skirmish found a pic of b1
19:00 <Nick> http://i.imgur.com/SLvcLi5.jpg
19:00 <delrio> rofl
20:00 <MsCat> b1 is alot skinnier
20:00 <delrio> That looks a lot like Skirmish' wife to be
20:00 <MsCat> delrio should i b?
20:00 <delrio> MsCat: yes
20:00 <MsCat> y?
21:00 <Skirmish> lol considering how many times I have linked pics of my fiance into this channel I have to find it funny that you guys can still get it wrong.
21:00 <MsCat> wtf is this delrio person on about?
21:00 <delrio> Skirmish your fiance as in the girl in the pic? Or katatonic_kate?
21:00 <Skirmish> Nobody knows nor cares. 
21:00 <Skirmish> delrio: Neither. 
21:00 <MsCat> whatever drugs he's on need to b FLUSheD
22:00 <delrio> Skirmish: rofl
22:00 <delrio> sure sure mr lame boots
22:00 <Nick> http://i.imgur.com/pWuR7BZ.png
22:00 <MsCat> O_0
22:00 <delrio> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
23:00 <MsCat> so Nick, apparently u r a dickhead?
23:00 <delrio> Skirmish there are no ops to save you, why are you so quiet now?
23:00 <Nick> now on 4chan
23:00 <delrio> rofl
23:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/ME/n1073007447_30402328_2741777.jpg      <----- This is my fiance. Maybe now you guys can get it right eh? 
23:00 <delrio> yes
23:00 <delrio> the same girl from the previous pic
23:00 <Nick> lol
23:00 <delrio> what of it Skirmish?
24:00 <Skirmish> is it? LOL
24:00 <Skirmish> Well you guys have got me. Can't pull the wool over your eyes. I am just going to have to suffer at your hands because you know everything. 
24:00 <Skirmish> Please, continue. 
24:00 <MsCat> Nick the fact u r putting urself in delrio's crib doesn't do alot for u
25:00 <delrio> Skirmish you are the victim of our torment
25:00 <delrio> just another statistic now
25:00 <MsCat> delrio my god u r such a wanker
25:00 <delrio> rofl MsCat thanks
25:00 <Skirmish> Dude ... you torment me with images of a girl I don't know that has a kid that's not mine. Apart from making yourself look like desperate losers what exactly is it you are tormenting me with? Your stupidity? 
26:00 <Skirmish> My son is 14yo .... but you post links to a girl that has a toddler. What kind of brain damage is you have? 
27:00 <MsCat> same kind that DoC has apparently
27:00 <delrio> Let me create a summary of Skirmish, this is a man, A. is a tubby lard guy, B. Has a tubby lard woman for a finace, C. is in love with katatonic_kate, D. owns a yellow ex taxi for a car.. Last but not least. E, wears lame shoes!
28:00 <Skirmish> Just in case maths is too hard for you. My fiance met my son when he was 8. So that picture of the chick holding the toddler can not possibly have anything to do with me. 
28:00 <delrio> Skirmish whats the go?
28:00 <Skirmish> A. No. B. No. C. Yes D. No. E. No. 
28:00 <Skirmish> Next?
29:00 <MsCat> let me make a summary: A. delrio is a crackhead. B. Skirmish is a dubass to even answer
29:00 <MsCat> dumbass!
29:00 <slinky_J> nobodyu
29:00 <slinky_J> being rude?
29:00 <delrio> Skirmish why not tell us about how you put NRL players to shame in the gym
29:00 <delrio> Tell us how they cant keep up with you
29:00 <delrio> rofl
29:00 <slinky_J> awooo?
30:00 <MsCat> oh god
30:00 <delrio> Go on Skirmish, I dare you.
30:00 <delrio> How many reps at what weight tubby?
30:00 <delrio> rofl
30:00 <slinky_J> wow
30:00 <slinky_J> act like a cunt
30:00 <Nick> LOL
30:00 <slinky_J> don't be nice right..
30:00 <MsCat> is there anyone here who is actually sane?
31:00 <Nick> http://i.imgur.com/BN0AbQS.jpg
31:00 <slinky_J> MsCat I don't know
31:00 <slinky_J> now
31:00 <delrio> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
31:00 <slinky_J> me 
31:00 <delrio> look at Skirmish, he's cowering in the corner
31:00 <slinky_J> delrio who the fuck are you
31:00 <Skirmish> It's mayo. 
31:00 <slinky_J> dude
31:00 <delrio> slinky_J, I am TheMayo
31:00 <slinky_J> don't diss Skirmish
31:00 <delrio> lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
31:00 <delrio> etc
31:00 <slinky_J> mayo
31:00 <Skirmish> How can you not know it's mayo considering he says the same things over and over again? 
31:00 <MsCat> delrio is some weirdass insane dumbass
32:00 <slinky_J> DEAD END
32:00 <Nick> http://i.imgur.com/BN0AbQS.jpg
32:00 <delrio> insane, perhaps... Dumbass, no, not by a long shot
32:00 <delrio> but thanks MsCat
32:00 <MsCat> massive dumbass
32:00 <delrio> Skirmish, speak up buddy
33:00 <delrio> look at Nicks image Skirmish
33:00 <delrio> You brought this on
33:00 <MsCat> ffs Skirmish save me from this insanity
33:00 <delrio> You and your attempt to gloat
33:00 <Skirmish> Watching an episode of The Mentalist. I'm not missing anything you will do the same thing again later. 
33:00 <delrio> rofl
33:00 <Nick> http://i.imgur.com/BN0AbQS.jpg
33:00 <delrio> lmaooooooooooooooooooo @ Skirmish
34:00 <MsCat> Nick appears to be delrio's penis
34:00 <delrio> Skirmish is once again, the laughing stock
34:00 <Nick> Skirmish if that was ur gf or t hat pick before was either way ur done for
34:00 <Skirmish> lol @ ur done for. 
34:00 <Skirmish> OH NOES! Internet people are making mock pictures and putting my nick on them! 
35:00 <Nick> well its a bit more serious when its not on austnet but on 4chan idiot
35:00 <Skirmish> Who cares? 
35:00 <delrio> Skirmish, coming from you... The laughing stock, tell us what it's like... Being The laughing stock please.
35:00 <Nick> skirmish 130kg
35:00 <milk> yeah, I wonder how many tourists show up when it gets out on cnn that a country is executing tourists for entertainment
35:00 <Nick> maybe 110 if he's nice
35:00 <MsCat> Skirmish apparently u r worth the effort 
35:00 <MsCat> they want ur attention 
35:00 <MsCat> badly
35:00 <Skirmish> I am. So jelly of what I got. *adjusts collar*.
36:00 <delrio> Skirmish, seriously now.. All torment aside... You do know that you are a loser right?
36:00 <Skirmish> I am trying to work out how I am done for. These guys think they're Anonymous or something? lol
36:00 <delrio> We don't say these things, just because.. We are only telling you what you need to know.
36:00 <Skirmish> How could I possibly feel like a loser with the likes of you and Nick around? 
37:00 <Nick> Skirmish why are you awake?
37:00 <Nick> its 4:37am
37:00 <Skirmish> I'm at work. 
37:00 <Skirmish> Why are you awake? 
37:00 <Nick> sure u are
37:00 <Nick> because im on ice
37:00 <delrio> I suppose dreg is a more accurate word for you Skirmish
37:00 <milk> "you learn assembly. then you type code into the interface, it's the only way to avoid the stack pointer."
37:00 <MsCat> god with nick and delrio around its easy for any dumbass to b a stepehn hamking in comparison
37:00 <Nick> just been to see mate
37:00 <Nick> got 5g of ice
38:00 <Nick> live on brisbane waters major dealer
38:00 <delrio> look at MsCats desperation
38:00 <delrio> MsCat is showing us desperation 101
38:00 <delrio> lines from a loser.
38:00 <Nick> stepehen hawking is one the smartest ppl on earth you idiot
38:00 <Nick> LOL
38:00 <MsCat> hawking too
38:00 <Nick> thats how fucked you are
38:00 <Nick> you think its ok to make a joke about him
38:00 <Skirmish> I am watching the rest of this show. You guys can keep circle jerking till I return. 
38:00 <delrio> Skirmish speak up slut
39:00 <Nick> when he's had a better life than anyone on the history of this server
39:00 <Nick> and yes that means you
39:00 <MsCat> well
39:00 <MsCat> this is pointless
40:00 <Nick> the mayo will never be stopped
40:00 <Nick> u cant fuck me
41:00 <MsCat> the penis lost his balls
41:00 <Skirmish> Your boyfriend left Nick. Better toddle off after him and make some more pics in paint for 4chan. 
42:00 <Skirmish> You know you're an internet mastermind when you use paint to draw a penis on a pic. 
42:00 <MsCat> bahahahah
42:00 <Nick> so id say both were fake
42:00 <Nick> if anything the second was fake the first was real
42:00 <Skirmish> lol if that's what you think. Go nuts :) 
43:00 <milk> you know what I like about homosexuals?
43:00 <milk> AIDS is a gay disease
43:00 <Skirmish> 04:42 Nick: you realise i have your kids pic    <----- check this dickhead out. 
43:00 <Skirmish> What a lowlife. 
44:00 <milk> yes communists havent got the guts to attack adults
44:00 <Skirmish> 'I got your kids picture and I am going to put a dick on it using paint because I am a 4chan mastermind!'
44:00 <MsCat> hey Skirmish is that guy in that pic u?
45:00 <Skirmish> No. 
46:00 <Nick> Skirmish lied to both
46:00 <Nick> Skirmish is fat obese loser
46:00 <Nick> the 2 girls would not be skirmish type would not even talk to him
47:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA HA one minute you're positive it's my mrs and now it's not? 
47:00 <Skirmish> Make up your mind lol. 
47:00 <Skirmish> MsCat: No the guy in the pic isn't me. It's an ex channel user. 
48:00 <MsCat> well, thats fucking stupid then
48:00 <Skirmish> It's all you can expect from these imbeciles. 
48:00 <Skirmish> They do their best though so it's worth a clap using the back of your hands. 
49:00 <Skirmish> Nick has gone from being absolutely sure he has a picture of my kid and my mrs to now claiming it's all fake. 
49:00 <MsCat> i did notice the imbeilic nature of said dickheads
49:00 <Skirmish> Considering how many times I have linked pics of myself and my family into this channel it's amazing how they can get it so wrong. 
49:00 <MsCat> imbecilic too
50:00 <MsCat> nothing surprises me..xcept maybe the lackop moderation
50:00 <Skirmish> It's early morning, all the sane people are in bed. 
51:00 <Skirmish> I finish work in about an hour and then I will be going to bed too. 
51:00 <Skirmish> Nick the ice junky will have to find someone else to PM. 
51:00 <MsCat> i haven't seen any sanity in mirc for a long time
51:00 <Skirmish> Just depends on the time of day. Tonight should be a good night. It's everyone drink Fruity Lexia night. Should be a blast. 
52:00 <Nick> Skirmish old dad
52:00 <Nick> his man his lad
52:00 <Nick> going to be a pirate
52:00 <Nick> AFP arrest
52:00 <MsCat> mmkay. i've been online at a variety of times and its just been messsy
52:00 <MsCat> likebthis
53:00 <MsCat> -b
53:00 <Skirmish> We've had a change in channel moderation. When they're awake and around these guys don't get much air time. 
53:00 <Skirmish> Like Nick, they rarely make any sense. 
54:00 <Nick> Skirmish is basically a dickhead
54:00 <Skirmish> At least the King of dickheads is labelling me. Nothing worse than being judged by people that know nothing about it. 
55:00 <Skirmish> Tell me MOAR oh royal highness of dickheads. 
55:00 <Skirmish> Tell me more about how I am done for because you drew a dick using paint and put it on 4chan. 
55:00 <MsCat> originally op's would b given to people who had different time patters so there was a good chance of constant moderation
56:00 <Skirmish> I bet they will all be impressed. 
56:00 <Skirmish> MsCat: They tried that here. The only guy awake at this time of the day was a bit of a power tripper with ops so it didn't work out.
56:00 <MsCat> lol
57:00 <MsCat> mind u i'm referring to a period in time where there was a higher mirc population
58:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it's not really high at the moment. 
58:00 <MsCat> its anorexia nervosa in here
01:00 <Nick> Skirmish where do u live?
01:00 <Nick> vic?
02:00 <Skirmish> LOL I thought you knew all about me? 
02:00 <MsCat> i think nick wants u bad Skirmish
02:00 <MsCat> like BAD
02:00 <Skirmish> Thought I was fat and obese and you had pics of my mrs and my kid? 
02:00 <Skirmish> How can you know all that and not know where I live? 
02:00 <Nick> id say you from victoria
03:00 <Skirmish> If you say so boss.
05:00 <MsCat> Nick he;s actually from tasmania
05:00 <MsCat> launceston
05:00 <Skirmish> naaawwww you've ruined his delusion that he knows me.
06:00 <MsCat> i can give u his phone number too Nick
06:00 <MsCat> Skirmish he wants u thhhhAaaat bad its cruel to deny him
08:00 <Skirmish> make sure he gets the 0411 number then.
08:00 <Nick> Skirmish is from newcastle
08:00 <Skirmish> What happened to victoria? 
08:00 <Nick> just got sms from mayo told me newcastle
08:00 <MsCat> Nick ur behind the times
08:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA @ sms'ing mayo to ask. 
08:00 <Skirmish> Nick must be shads. He's this slow too.
08:00 <MsCat> lolllol holy crap
09:00 <MsCat> wow that is disturbing on so many levels
09:00 <Nick> hahahahahaha
09:00 <Nick> u dont even know who i am
09:00 <Nick> thats how fucked
09:00 <Nick> now piss off
10:00 <MsCat> Nick noone gives a fuck who u r
10:00 <MsCat> u r 
10:00 <MsCat> nobody
10:00 <Skirmish> I don't know who you are for two reasons. 1. You're an imbecile. 2. I don't care. 
12:00 <Skirmish> Time to start thinking about packing up for home time I think. It's been awesome nick. You're good for a laugh. 
13:00 <Nick> Skirmish
13:00 <Nick> and MsCat fuck off
13:00 <Nick> MsCat u arnt even who u are
13:00 <Nick> LOL
14:00 <Skirmish> You going to sms mayo to see if he knows who MsCat is? 
15:00 <Skirmish> Do it shads. 
16:00 <MsCat> gowan
19:00 <Skirmish> Also in ##. It's why I avoid that channel now. Taco has invited all the fuckwits to the channel. 
20:00 <MsCat> what channel?
20:00 <Skirmish> ##
20:00 <MsCat> ah ok
21:00 <MsCat> O_o
22:00 <Skirmish> Well, if I am not tired when I get home I will log back in for a laugh, otherwise have a lovely day everyone. 
23:00 <MsCat> the only slightly sane person has left
40:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AhSEhzgAlg
41:00 <beehhh> and the prophet returns
45:00 <Nick> beehhh
09:00 <Skirmish> My god it feels sexual to take work boots/socks off. 
49:00 <Crip> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11001919_10153021330567492_2681471453793786300_n.jpg?oh=e33266d35e7f3184441945766ecebdd0&oe=55589029&__gda__=1435316812_8f5ec050f108a85f61244f9f86be93e2
15:00 <slinky_J> no!
15:00 <Sponge> we need to get those 2 brokegirls to appooligise to  our stolen genneration
15:00 <slinky_J> wasn't a nudy photo :~/
15:00 <slinky_J> who stole whom?
17:00 <slinky_J> up
17:00 <slinky_J> and down
52:00 <Serenity> Skirmish
52:00 <Serenity> we still gooning it?
52:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
52:00 <[Maverick]> wait 
52:00 <[Maverick]> are you cunts going to hit the goon tonight? 
52:00 <StrykerX> Mmmm goon
52:00 <StrykerX> Talk about a good time to log back in :')
52:00 <[Maverick]> I have a litre of CC sitting in the kitchen
52:00 <[Maverick]> hahahaha 
52:00 <[Maverick]> sup StrykerX
53:00 <StrykerX> Not much aye
53:00 <StrykerX> Relaxing day
53:00 <StrykerX> Yourself?
53:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah relaxing 
54:00 <Serenity> apparently [Maverick] haha
54:00 <[Maverick]> I feel like getting so smashed I try and booty call married women 
54:00 <TokenDaRing> [Maverick]: or giving out your number to "girls" on IRC?
54:00 <[Maverick]> umm yeah fuck off. 
54:00 <StrykerX> Really?
54:00 <[Maverick]> You wanna start that shit you can leave the channel 
55:00 <Serenity> lay off [Maverick] about that. he thought he was talking to a friend. not a big deal imo
55:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: my point is he likes to give shit but can't take it
55:00 <TokenDaRing> and falls back on his ops whenever it comes his way
55:00 <[Maverick]> have I fallen back on my ops cunt? 
55:00 <Serenity> whats that got to do with anything right now though?
56:00 <Serenity> he wasnt giving anyone shit
56:00 <TokenDaRing> oh, my bad
56:00 <TokenDaRing> I thought he was
56:00 <Serenity> ..
56:00 <Serenity> how?
56:00 <TokenDaRing> [12:54:03] <@[Maverick]> I feel like getting so smashed I try and booty call married women 
56:00 <TokenDaRing> thought that was aimed at someone
56:00 <Serenity> hes giving himself shit
56:00 <TokenDaRing> oh well that's fair enough
56:00 <TokenDaRing> I take back my comments then
57:00 <StrykerX> LI wonder if married woman booty calls work
57:00 <StrykerX> I*
57:00 <[Maverick]> They do. 
57:00 <Serenity> they do for [Maverick]
57:00 <Serenity> LOL
57:00 <StrykerX> Really?
57:00 <StrykerX> This must be tried
57:00 <Serenity> mhm
58:00 <StrykerX> :>
58:00 <[Maverick]> I am le biggest filth muppet. 
59:00 <StrykerX> Considering 2/3 of the people I know are married/engaged.. My odds are good :D
59:00 <Serenity> rofl daz
59:00 <Serenity> you stumpet
59:00 <[Maverick]> The odds are even better when they don't know where you live :P 
59:00 <Serenity> er
59:00 <Serenity> strumpet
00:00 <StrykerX> Just gotta work out who is married into a sexless R/S
00:00 <StrykerX> :')
01:00 <Serenity> youre more likely to get into the ones who are horny rabbits than the sexless ones
01:00 <StrykerX> No, I mean.. Ones who want it but don't get it
01:00 <[Maverick]> The ones that throw their knickers at the slightest show of ankle. 
02:00 <StrykerX> You'd be surprised how many people bitch to me about this stuff
02:00 <StrykerX> Hi Lish 
02:00 <StrykerX> You're married?
02:00 <Serenity> LOL
03:00 <Serenity> StrykerX in for the kill
03:00 <Lish> hi 
03:00 <StrykerX> I'm pretty sure you are.
03:00 <Lish> me?
03:00 <[Maverick]> rofl 
03:00 <StrykerX> You're the only Lish in here atm.
03:00 <StrykerX> lol
03:00 <TokenDaRing> http://i.imgur.com/P0L6GpR.png
03:00 <Lish>  oh then yes
03:00 <[Maverick]> Went out on a blind date last night, it was very pleasant, apart from one small misunderstanding. During correspondence prior to the date, the lady explained to me, she ran like a greyhound, and was also built like one. I didn't realise she was referring to the bus.
03:00 <Lish> im married
03:00 <Lish> why
03:00 <StrykerX> Busy tonight?
04:00 <Lish> lol
04:00 <StrykerX> You are now. ;)
04:00 <Lish> funny
04:00 <Lish> where we going
04:00 <StrykerX> Don't stress, it'll be a 2 min adventure
04:00 <Lish> i believe that
05:00 <StrykerX> And this includes a smoko :')
05:00 <Lish> haha 
05:00 <Lish> smoking
05:00 <Lish> ick
06:00 <StrykerX> You're not in the SE subs are you?
06:00 <Lish> i dont know
06:00 <Lish> i think im just east
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Lish: you're a health concious woman, that's good
06:00 <StrykerX> East. Doncaster/Kew/etc.
06:00 <StrykerX> Box Hill
06:00 <Lish> yeah im that way
06:00 <Lish> but further out
07:00 <StrykerX> Warrandyte?
07:00 <Lish> not that far
07:00 <Lish> near knox
07:00 <Devil45> 40 today 40 tomorrow
08:00 <StrykerX> Oh
08:00 <StrykerX> Too far
08:00 <StrykerX> Next!
08:00 <Lish> hahaha
09:00 <Lish> can't borrow ya mums car?
09:00 <Lish> only got a pushy?
09:00 <Lish> sucks to be you bro :D
09:00 <Devil45> its not the heat - the humidity is the killer.
09:00 <StrykerX> LOL
09:00 <StrykerX> I have my own car
09:00 <StrykerX> I'm just not driving out to the Knox area.
09:00 <Lish> sure you do kid ;) 
10:00 <StrykerX> Kid and I'm older than you
10:00 <StrykerX> Hahahah
10:00 <beehhh> Last nite i gone bed with bottle of Grant's
10:00 <Lish> haha 
10:00 <Lish> ok
10:00 <Lish> old man :D
10:00 <beehhh> beautiful dreams
10:00 <StrykerX> Yup!
10:00 <beehhh> i saw i met a beautiful tranny
10:00 <beehhh> ...thougth it was a girl...but she has balls
11:00 <StrykerX> beehhh, do you consider yourself gay or bi?
11:00 <beehhh> beautiful girl
11:00 <beehhh> bit of both why
12:00 <StrykerX> Curious
12:00 <beehhh> i knew you were so you should be
12:00 <Devil45> you cant be both
12:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: have you heard beehhh's latest idea?
13:00 <StrykerX> No?
13:00 <Lish> someone go to the corner store and get me drink and lollies
13:00 <beehhh> hes telling a story again
13:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: he is going to migrate to Greenland
13:00 <StrykerX> LOL
13:00 <beehhh> yes its true
13:00 <StrykerX> Why Greendland?
14:00 <beehhh> I would have gone to the moon if there was adirest flight
14:00 <beehhh> because of the mining and tourism and easy migration
16:00 <beehhh> JasonAussie what have you been upto today?
16:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl because Greenland has such a booming economy
16:00 <Skirmish> I suppose I should head out and get the Fruity Lexia soon. 
16:00 <beehhh> people gets paid in high dollar in greenland
17:00 <TokenDaRing> population of Greenland: 56,968
18:00 <Skirmish> I am going to start ignoring people that talk to be soon. I ignore him to avoid his stupidity and I don't want to see people responding to it. 
18:00 <beehhh> thats the population only but tourist and visitor and the mining exploitation werent shown on the figure
18:00 <Skirmish> beehhh*
19:00 <beehhh> Too many asian catch their ferry to australia because of nearby from the sea, especially srilankans and arabs always on the boat
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
22:00 <beehhh> where is my coffee katatonic_kate01
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> already drank it
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i doubt you'd like the coffee that I drink
22:00 <beehhh> oh  make another one
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> how about, no - make it yourself?
22:00 <beehhh> i went to bed with few glasses of grant's
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> that must have been fantastical :/
23:00 <beehhh> saw a beautiful dream before i wake up
23:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: what coffee do you drink?
23:00 <beehhh> grant's arent so bad for the price you pay
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> weak, skim caramel latte 
24:00 <Skirmish> I like Caramel latte too! We're so soul mates Kate. 
25:00 <beehhh> *mild or strong
25:00 <Skirmish> You married the wrong guy. 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Skirmish, i know!
25:00 <beehhh> you should put some drops of scotch in a coffee
25:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: do you use those capsule things?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't like scotch
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope, i go to a cafe to get it
26:00 <beehhh> single malts are the best choice but i cannot afford this stage
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> the husband drinks 12 year old bowmore 
27:00 <beehhh> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/Full_Range_Grant's_Whisky.jpg
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> he thinks it's pretty awesome… 
27:00 <beehhh> you should flog it for me and give him the milk?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> I can't justify the taste or the price...
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
28:00 <beehhh> i had one on the left from that pic in red level
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you
28:00 <beehhh> bit spicey which i like
29:00 <beehhh> n 43%
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> the bowmore one is smokey 
29:00 <beehhh> yeah grant's too
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet
30:00 <beehhh> they use pits favor somehow
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, something like that
31:00 <Skirmish> Getting tired of my mate sharing stories from Andrew Bolt on my facebook as if he is some bastion of right wing political truth. 
31:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl Bolt
32:00 <TokenDaRing> he just rants, that guy
32:00 <Skirmish> He's been to court and found guilty of telling lies. Yeah, great source of info. 
32:00 <beehhh> telling lies is one thing but a gourp of 12yo gone on pursuit spree is another
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: he's actually been found to be a racist in a court
33:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
33:00 <beehhh> what this world has come into
33:00 <TokenDaRing> oh Skirmish did you read how Tony wanted to "go it alone" in Iraqi
33:00 <TokenDaRing> and send AU troops there unilaterally
34:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I did. The bolt response is that the whole story is a lie. 
34:00 <beehhh> they werent giving up hit two cop cars at ispwich
34:00 <TokenDaRing> ofc it is
34:00 <TokenDaRing> Bolt has to defend the horse he backed
34:00 <TokenDaRing> Bolt's going to die on his sword, like Tony will on his
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> good - tony is a cunt
37:00 <beehhh> dont pick the knife out after you backstab me that will hurt more
37:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: you're right
37:00 <TokenDaRing> but tbh
37:00 <TokenDaRing> I'd rather he stay leader
37:00 <TokenDaRing> at least until the next election
37:00 <TokenDaRing> he's pretty much incompetent in the extreme
38:00 <TokenDaRing> and can't actually pull anything off because he's got the senate against him
38:00 <Skirmish> The next 18 months will see the libs hand out money to middle class and pensioners to buy votes leading up to the next election. Just like Howard used to do it. Then Abbott will use the fact he got voted back in to claim a mandate to remove overtimes and penalty rates from wages. 
39:00 <[Maverick]> Abbott recently asked the Queen to turn our country into a kingdom so he could become king. She replied "Sorry, I am just going to keep it as a country" 
39:00 <stebie> and then the Queen lol'd
39:00 <[Maverick]> :D 
40:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: the problem is Tones doesn't have a huge amount of Government assets to sell
40:00 <TokenDaRing> Howard sold off the majority
40:00 <Skirmish> He's doing what he can in that regard. 
40:00 <beehhh> WA's businesses are suffering for paying their employees OT or PRate
40:00 <Skirmish> I am laughing about the fact he is now writing his next budget yet the previous one hasn't been passed. 
40:00 <TokenDaRing> Tones has budgets well into the red, Howard managed to get it into the black, albiet he sold the horse to buy the cart in that regard
41:00 <beehhh> povo state
41:00 <beehhh> atleast they pay
41:00 <Skirmish> Howard was a prolific spender. Biggest spender since WW2. Selling assets is all that saved him. 
41:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
42:00 <TokenDaRing> and he set up the budget for failure
42:00 <TokenDaRing> if you're an airline, you don't sell your planes to pay your debts
42:00 <TokenDaRing> because then you don't have a business
42:00 <beehhh> lib will stay for one more term
43:00 <beehhh> this just a carbon copy of the past history
43:00 <beehhh> it was sad to see campbell newman go
44:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
44:00 <beehhh> Napthine's policy were good but I personally dont like that fellow
44:00 <TokenDaRing> that's pretty obvious
45:00 <beehhh> rather geoff shaw be the premier of victoria
47:00 <beehhh> Napthine would have survived if he didnt underestimate Shaw for mockery or whatever he did in the parliament
04:00 <Skirmish> I need to buy a wall clock. I want one that is backlit. 
05:00 <TokenDaRing> why for?
06:00 <Skirmish> Bedroom. 
06:00 <Skirmish> Old clock I had on the wall shat itself. 
06:00 <Skirmish> Mother Mew. 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't think I have any clocks in my house….
08:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah we don't have any clocks here
08:00 <TokenDaRing> thats what phones are for :P
08:00 <Skirmish> I don't want to have to go find my phone when I want to know what the time is. 
08:00 <TokenDaRing> so keep it on charge or something when it's not in use?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don't wear a watch?
09:00 <Skirmish> Not at home. 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wear mine all the time...
19:00 <Skirmish> I take mine off when I come into the house and leave it with my wallet. phone and car keys. 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> If i were to take it off, i'd forget where I put it lol
36:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and on the floor yet?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, later on tonight
36:00 <MrMark> ok then kate
37:00 <Serenity> Skirmish
38:00 <Taco> 25<dragen25> First and only warning , any more spamming of your channel and it will be suspended, skirmish has access in your channel
38:00 <Taco> u spammer Skirmish 
38:00 <Taco> 25<dragen25> [05:20] <Skirmish> Also in ##. It's why I avoid that channel now. Taco has invited all the fuckwits to the channel. 
38:00 <Taco> congrats, your access was deleted
38:00 <Serenity> they havent worried about channel spamming in YEARS
38:00 <Serenity> why not
38:00 <Serenity> now*
39:00 <ShadowLurker> cos someones got a hurt anus
39:00 <Taco> dragen doesn't like him because I explained to him what BOPM is, since he didn't know
39:00 <Taco> err, like me
39:00 <Nikky`> Isnt that just your Sat nights ShadowLurker? :P
40:00 <Serenity> oooo Nikky` in for the kill
40:00 <ShadowLurker> every night
40:00 <Nikky`> Oh, sorry
40:00 <Taco> also he doesn't like me cause I setup an ircd, like somebody holding a cert II in IT from tafe should be able to do
40:00 <Taco> You know what I can smell?
40:00 <Taco> Fear
40:00 <Serenity> are austnet users not allowed to set up their own ircd's?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ fear
41:00 <Taco> apparently not, he's treatened me a few times lately with vague rules that aren't actually written anywhere
41:00 <Taco> so now I run all my channel topics past him, to see if he will zline me or not for setting them
41:00 <Taco> like no shit, he threatened me with a zline over a channel topic
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Um… not to be a cunt - but honestly, I can't see everyone hopping over to your ch taco. Why - because all the dregs chat there.
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wouldn't be surprised if pieter chats there!
42:00 <Serenity> woah woah woah channel topic?
42:00 <Taco> honestly kate, I don't really give two shits about your opinion because you likely have some form of mental retardation
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> sorry network, rather
42:00 <Serenity> excuse me kate im not a dreg!
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you're not a greg - given
42:00 <Nikky`> I stay away for a week and all this
43:00 <[Maverick]> it's okay Nikky`
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> but everyone who is banned from here…. appears to have gone to the other network
43:00 <[Maverick]> I am here 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> the peeps that are banned from here…. are all dregs…..
43:00 <Taco> so as I was saying about mental retardation
43:00 <Taco> who's banned?
43:00 <Taco> nobody?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fucked if I know i don't keep track of it
43:00 <Nikky`> Where were you today when I got rear ended by a bus, hit a cyclist and poor car got towed away
44:00 <Serenity> i actually have no idea lol
44:00 <Nikky`> Its been a bad bad day
44:00 <Taco> ok kindly shut your crap hole
44:00 <Serenity> im just there cause StrykerX is
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> no taco, I won't - so fuck you
44:00 <Taco> maybe think before u type
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe put me on ignore so you don't have to see my text
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> BETTER STILL fuck off from austnet 
44:00 <Taco> why? I like trolling you
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> you hate this network so much, you've got your own, yet you still chat here
44:00 <[Maverick]> Nikky`: aww. worst :( 
45:00 <British^Meat> its throwing it down here Devil45
45:00 <Serenity> ffs where is skirmish
45:00 <British^Meat> but yer
45:00 <British^Meat> shit and hot :/
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you think I have some form of mental retardation....
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you think I have some form of mental retardation….*coughs*
45:00 <Devil45> 40 here
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah NEXT!
45:00 <Taco> it also makes me laugh when you purport to be some kind of attractive girl of intelligence
45:00 <Devil45> 40 tomorrow - but its not the heat im bothered about its the humidity
45:00 <[Maverick]> taco... katatonic_kate01.. take it elsewhere please. 
45:00 <Devil45> thats why i said i wished summer was over
45:00 <Taco> ok, I'll stop
45:00 <Taco> @ hospital anyway for sick fam
45:00 <Taco> bai
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Taco, i am intelligent and attractive. Why even bring that up? It's not even relevant - yep i'll stop now
46:00 <Nikky`> It was bad Mavie..I couldn't stop shaking and crying..tho lucky I could get hire car today so not without a car
46:00 <Taco> LOL
46:00 <[Maverick]> Nikky`: that's a good thing. 
46:00 <Nikky`> cyclist called me tho and said sorry for yelling at me and I kept saying sorry for hitting him
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> It's extremely hilarious when peeps attempt to attack your intelligence or physical appearance via text on a computer screen…. 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> like generally speaking n' stuff
48:00 <[Maverick]> Nikky`: usually happens after and accident and andrenlin levels have calmed down 
48:00 <Serenity> LOL @ that katering show 'have you ever killed anything?' 'nope.. i have taken the morning after pill though... a lot'
48:00 <Serenity> LOL
48:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHA 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL! It's the best skit! 
48:00 <Nikky`> True.. but I was going for a massage that I was looking forward to all week.. not fucking fair :/
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> I hope they do longer eps, and have a TV series…. 
48:00 <zaim> X
49:00 <Nikky`> xxx
50:00 <zaim> only the 1 will do me Nick
50:00 <zaim> Nikky`
50:00 <zaim> thanks x
50:00 <zaim> save those other for l8r
50:00 <Nikky`> Nope. you can have all and take all
50:00 <zaim> omg really?
51:00 <zaim> well let me grab some tissues first
51:00 <Nikky`> lol
51:00 <zaim> ok gtg xo
52:00 <Nikky`> seeya zaim
53:00 <zaim> bye lovely face x
53:00 <Nikky`> He is such a sweetie
53:00 <Nikky`> But don't tell him I said that
00:00 <[Maverick]> Nikky`: I will give you a massage if you want? 
00:00 <Nikky`> Yes please.. come on over
01:00 <[Maverick]> your fa... 
01:00 <[Maverick]> I mean 
01:00 <[Maverick]> yes i will be there soon 
01:00 <Christopher> One to see that maybe what be seen this I mean I fucken own
01:00 <Nikky`> excellent
04:00 <Christopher> Lol
04:00 <Christopher> Sad
04:00 <Christopher> I better off than all u
05:00 <Christopher> What
06:00 <Christopher> U shut Ta mouth
06:00 <Christopher> I am me
06:00 <Christopher> What maybe
06:00 <Christopher> I see passed u
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops!
06:00 <Christopher> U one to fucken clue
07:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Christopher
07:00 <TokenDaRing> how's it going man?
07:00 <Christopher> None Ya TokenDaRing
07:00 <TokenDaRing> well ok dude
07:00 <TokenDaRing> hope you're well
08:00 <Christopher> Unless u root that thought into the ground
08:00 <Christopher> I am life
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok jesus
08:00 <Christopher> Enjoy my trip
09:00 <Nick> you tripping?
09:00 <Christopher> I wish
09:00 <Christopher> I would take five at once
10:00 <Nick> why dont you then?
10:00 <Christopher> I can't get it
12:00 <Taco> HUZZAH!
12:00 <Taco> I say that for no reason of course, I'm just a happy guy
12:00 <Christopher> Foozeball
13:00 <Christopher> K
13:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher: got much on today dude?
13:00 <Christopher> I like split me pants
14:00 <Taco> oh well, buy new pants
14:00 <Christopher> Bah nah TokenDaRing
14:00 <Taco> they're like 20 bucks at big dub
14:00 <Christopher> Keel
14:00 <Christopher> Faints
14:00 <Christopher> Hot
18:00 <Christopher> Kiss of the dragon
18:00 <Christopher> Seems
19:00 <Christopher> Real needs show up when can
19:00 <Christopher> Hi
19:00 <Christopher> I'm Christopher
20:00 <Christopher> Been here ever since
20:00 <Christopher> No going nowhere till u wake up to yourself
21:00 <Christopher> I am a contradiction
21:00 <Christopher> I am here to end
21:00 <Christopher> Come at me bro
22:00 <Christopher> One day someone will
22:00 <Christopher> And that's time
23:00 <Christopher> U don't wanta see
23:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher: I think you/re an ok guy
23:00 <Christopher> I hate wogs
23:00 <Christopher> Marion's
23:00 <Christopher> Marios
23:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher: man you gotta stop the hate
23:00 <TokenDaRing> start the love
24:00 <Christopher> Not unique
24:00 <Christopher> U are a pitter
24:00 <Christopher> U nearly burnt out
24:00 <Christopher> Wake up
25:00 <TokenDaRing> come on man, don't be like
25:00 <TokenDaRing> that
26:00 <Christopher> Nah u don't
26:00 <ShadowLurker> oh god
26:00 <Christopher> Controls on immutable
27:00 <Christopher> U better watch Ta back
27:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher: get some coffee
27:00 <TokenDaRing> you'll feel better
27:00 <Christopher> All I saying
34:00 <Christopherr> Fullname: Christopher Fisher - Nicknames: Christopher, ZapbuzZ, SuperBear, Graham, no, C|-|RiS, RisTo, L4Y3R, umitisthatdayudie, Notup4bullshit and exodus - Home Address: Unit 2/36 Bowmore Road, Noble Park Victoria - Mobile: 0431182135
34:00 <Serenity> oh for goodness sake
35:00 <MrMark> semen
39:00 <[Maverick]> is Serenity's favourite hairgel 
40:00 <Christopher> See what women and police cause
41:00 <Christopher> If u came back
41:00 <Christopher> None this shit would happen
42:00 <Grim> lmao
42:00 <Taco> Hi Lwax!
42:00 <Grim> what a dick
42:00 <Taco> We were just talking about you
42:00 <Taco> Nice things of course, with a hint of truth
43:00 <Serenity> shoosh mav
43:00 <Christopher> Be humans
43:00 <Christopher> U human
44:00 <Christopher> Oh and of course
45:00 <Christopher> Hi
45:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Christopher
45:00 <Christopher> Nip
45:00 <Christopher> Nup
45:00 <TokenDaRing> Nup what?
45:00 <Christopher> Try again
46:00 <TokenDaRing> hi
46:00 <Christopher> Nip try once more
46:00 <ooomp> Trying to converse with Chris is like talking with Wilson from cast away
46:00 <Christopher> Nup
47:00 <[Maverick]> hey ooomp
47:00 <[Maverick]> how yah doing? 
47:00 <ooomp> Hello [Maverick]
47:00 <Christopher> Ooomp did I stick it in u
47:00 <ooomp> Lovely thanks
47:00 <ooomp> Yourself
47:00 <Lwaxana> lol ooomp
47:00 <Christopher> I stuck it in ooomp
47:00 <[Maverick]> I am awesomeeeeee
48:00 <ooomp> Makes you just want to bounce him off the wall Lwaxana
48:00 <Christopher> she got wet
48:00 <ooomp> Many, many times
48:00 <Christopher> I had change sheets
48:00 <Christopher> ooomp: tastes like honey
49:00 <[Maverick]> settle down chris 
49:00 <[Maverick]> gosh 
49:00 <Lwaxana> ooomp applicable to a number of people here
49:00 <ooomp> Oh totally right
49:00 <Christopher> I am side show act
50:00 <Lwaxana> Christopher are you confirming you are a clown then?
50:00 <Christopher> Am I
50:00 <Christopher> If I see brilliance again sure
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher: if you want to see brilliance, go look in a mirror
51:00 <Christopher> Nah
51:00 <Christopher> I
51:00 <Christopher> What
51:00 <Christopher> U don't understand
52:00 <Christopher> Matters of limes
52:00 <Christopher> Lumes
52:00 <[Maverick]> ALWAYS GOTTA BLAME THE LIMES DONT YA 
52:00 <[Maverick]> ffs 
52:00 <Christopher> I'll
52:00 <Christopher> I'll um not a
52:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher: you're a cool guy ok
52:00 <Christopher> U show me now
52:00 <TokenDaRing> you do'nt need anyone else to show you that
52:00 <TokenDaRing> you just gotta see it yourself
53:00 <Christopher> Nah stupid tease
53:00 <Christopher> Gets their ass here
53:00 <Christopher> Bye
55:00 <Taco> http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Maddox is a saint
01:00 <Christopher> I would and should
09:00 <Skirmish> [15:45] <@Serenity> ffs where is skirmish <--- Yis? 
12:00 <slumpy> heh
12:00 <slumpy> hi
12:00 <slumpy> hehe
13:00 <slumpy> back to school on monday
13:00 <slumpy> new to this
13:00 <slumpy> hi guys
14:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Chris
15:00 <slumpy> hey chris
15:00 <slumpy> whos chris
15:00 <TokenDaRing> you
15:00 <slumpy> nah
15:00 <slumpy> u
15:00 <TokenDaRing> come on man
15:00 <TokenDaRing> it's cool
15:00 <StrykerX> slumpy, you make it too obvious
15:00 <StrykerX> Just sayin'
15:00 <aam> I devoured half a kilo can of dill cucumbers
15:00 <slumpy> asl
15:00 <slumpy> me new from viet
15:00 <Skirmish> Dill cucumbers rock. 
16:00 <slumpy> need go back soon
16:00 <slumpy> got rich daddy
16:00 <StrykerX>  -NickOP- *** slumpy Identification List ***
16:00 <StrykerX>  -NickOP- 1     christopher
16:00 <StrykerX>  -NickOP- *** End of List ***
16:00 <StrykerX> LOL!
16:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris
16:00 <Skirmish> BAMP BOW
16:00 <TokenDaRing> why do you need to pretend to be someone new?
16:00 <TokenDaRing> you've done it a few times dude
16:00 <TokenDaRing> what's wrong?
16:00 <slumpy> cause i am
16:00 <Skirmish> He just had his personal details flooded down the page. 
16:00 <StrykerX> Maybe he has split personalities and this is one of them
16:00 <Skirmish> Probably wants to hide now. 
17:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: and if anyone were stupid enough to act on those details, they'd likely regret it
17:00 <aam> Jeckil n Hide
17:00 <slumpy> shoots even
17:00 <Skirmish> There is always someone silly enough to do it. It's the internet. 
19:00 <StrykerX> slumpy, how are those voices mate?
20:00 <slumpy> gets the drool bucket for DemonsRun
20:00 <DemonsRun> slumpy: 
20:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck off.
21:00 <slumpy> lol
21:00 <slumpy> i made u mad
21:00 <slumpy> truth be told
21:00 <slumpy> lols
21:00 <TokenDaRing> slumpy: don't give shit to DemonsRun
21:00 <TokenDaRing> she's cool ok?
21:00 <slumpy> nah she aint
21:00 <slumpy> she cant take joke
22:00 <DemonsRun> I'm not mad you IDIOT.
22:00 <slumpy> which she is
22:00 <slumpy> lols
22:00 <DemonsRun> Wow, auto capped.
22:00 <DemonsRun> I'm busy.
22:00 <slumpy> sucking cock
22:00 <slumpy> ?
22:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah, sure.
22:00 <slumpy> bust a nut for a point of
22:00 <slumpy> pure
22:00 <slumpy> u slops
23:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun: it's Chris
23:00 <TokenDaRing> slumpy: chill the fuck ok?
23:00 <slumpy> chris was previous
23:00 <TokenDaRing> just go make some coffee
23:00 <slumpy> this is my new position
23:00 <DemonsRun> Explains it
23:00 <TokenDaRing> that's cool Chris, just go make some coffee
23:00 <DemonsRun> Still upset I rejected you then?
23:00 <slumpy> i am working for government
23:00 <slumpy> opps
23:00 <TokenDaRing> excellent
23:00 <slumpy> u think its chris neways
23:00 <slumpy> lols
23:00 <slumpy> u being fooled
23:00 <TokenDaRing> it's good you're working now
23:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck sake chris
24:00 <slumpy> major illness on this server
25:00 <slumpy> kinda like my rank
25:00 <slumpy> who is this chris
25:00 <slumpy> but the decoy
25:00 <slumpy> lols
25:00 <ShadowLurker> when will you learn to stfu
26:00 <slumpy> nah man
26:00 <slumpy> this cunt
26:00 <slumpy> lolz
26:00 <DemonsRun> He will never learn.
26:00 <DemonsRun> Too fucked up.
26:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris, sober the fuck up
27:00 <TokenDaRing> and have some coffee
27:00 <TokenDaRing> go lie down
27:00 <slumpy> i didnt cheat on my husband
27:00 <slumpy> what
27:00 <DemonsRun> You have a husband TokenDaRing ?
27:00 <TokenDaRing> apparently so
27:00 <slumpy> oh
27:00 <slumpy> fucken u didnt let me suck
27:00 <TokenDaRing> what?
28:00 <slumpy> u sucked my tongue nearlly out my head
28:00 <Skirmish> Listen to this song and tell me that it doesn't remind you of Christopher. 
28:00 <slumpy> hi
28:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc
28:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Spose - I'm Awesome Views: 11,514,075   Uploaded:  Apr 14, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 12 Seconds 
28:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: reminds me more of Pieter
29:00 <Skirmish> That would work too. 
40:00 <slumpyy> Fullname: Christopher Fisher - Nicknames: slumpy, Christopher, ZapbuzZ, SuperBear, Graham, no, C|-|RiS, RisTo, L4Y3R, umitisthatdayudie, Notup4bullshit and exodus - Home Address: Unit 2/36 Bowmore Road, Noble Park Victoria - Mobile: 0431182135
41:00 <TokenDaRing> ugh
43:00 <slumpy> well done
43:00 <slumpy> ppl coming never coming back
43:00 <slumpy> when person was on death wish
43:00 <nate> hehe what is slumpy lol
43:00 <nate> your posture?
43:00 <slumpy> thats a great 
43:00 <nate> lol
43:00 <slumpy> way to look at things
44:00 <slumpy> if u dont eat for 10 days
44:00 <slumpy> only shrooms
44:00 <slumpy> and drink
44:00 <slumpy> u not very happy
44:00 <slumpy> thats why u would do that shit
44:00 <slumpy> i tripped out on harder drugs than all u fucks
45:00 <slumpy> fucken fucks
45:00 <slumpy> dick ends
45:00 <slumpy> knob sockets
45:00 <slumpy> wooble wand witches
46:00 <Skirmish> Here comes the brain snap ... 
46:00 <slumpy> what
47:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris, calm down man
47:00 <British^Meat> brings it all on himself
47:00 <British^Meat> *sigh*
47:00 <slumpy> nah i not calm
47:00 <slumpy> till i see them again
47:00 <TokenDaRing> I know you're not
47:00 <TokenDaRing> you need to calm down
47:00 <slumpy> why should i
47:00 <slumpy> what am i doing
47:00 <TokenDaRing> look at what you're typing
47:00 <TokenDaRing> does that seem normal to you?
47:00 <slumpy> nonsense
47:00 <slumpy> ?
47:00 <TokenDaRing> yes, you're typing nonsense
47:00 <slumpy> normal aint
47:00 <slumpy> oh
48:00 <slumpy> nonsense is good
48:00 <TokenDaRing> not if you're upsetting others
48:00 <slumpy> i could lower it to giberish
48:00 <slumpy> jibeaad
48:00 <slumpy> wasssuopp
48:00 <slumpy> fririckend
48:00 <TokenDaRing> well if you're going to act like a child, don't be upset when you get treated like one
48:00 <slumpy> no u are 1
49:00 <Skirmish> buuuuuuuurn. 
49:00 <slumpy> if u dont come see me
49:00 <slumpy> u fucken child
49:00 <TokenDaRing> well I'm in Brisbane, I can't visit you
49:00 <slumpy> bullshit
49:00 <slumpy> if u one i kissed
49:00 <slumpy> i can up leave
49:00 <slumpy> come there
49:00 <slumpy> if u come get me
50:00 <Lwaxana> .nlist 67.215*
50:00 <slumpy> fucken playing ya scamantic games
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris, I'm not a girl
50:00 <slumpy> good i can cut ya knob off
50:00 <slumpy> for talking smite
50:00 <TokenDaRing> that's uncalled for chris
50:00 <slumpy> no its not
50:00 <Skirmish> lol
50:00 <slumpy> u call u fucken stalkers off
50:00 <slumpy> mate
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris, I don't have any stalkers
51:00 <slumpy> bullshit
51:00 <slumpy> u fucken liar
53:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm going to ingore you until you talk like an adult
53:00 <TokenDaRing> ignore*
53:00 <slumpy> lol
53:00 <slumpy> complete
53:00 <slumpy> mission
54:00 <StrykerX> What I don't get
54:00 <StrykerX> Is how all this dribble is acceptable
54:00 <StrykerX> But B1's rambling, which had more logic behind it, got him banned?
54:00 <Lwaxana> be specific
55:00 <Skirmish> It has been a lot nicer without B1. Have to admit that. 
56:00 <TokenDaRing> B1 has moments where he's at least reasonable
56:00 <slumpy> gonna cook food
56:00 <slumpy> cause 
56:00 <StrykerX> Lwaxana, specific? Have you not read the last 50 lines?
57:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: you'll have to be more specific than that
57:00 <Skirmish> Don't get involved StrykerX. No good will come from it. 
57:00 <Lwaxana> u mean slumpy being angy
57:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not so much he's angry
58:00 <TokenDaRing> he's typing things about cutting off people's appendages
58:00 <TokenDaRing> how is that acceptable to threaten someone on Austnet?
58:00 <Lwaxana> well leave a message for the channel owner
58:00 <TokenDaRing> No, I said Austnet
58:00 <TokenDaRing> not #melbourne
58:00 <Lwaxana> well
58:00 <TokenDaRing> normally you'd zline someone for that kind of harassment
58:00 <Lwaxana> by my standards
59:00 <Lwaxana> most of the chat I seee on Austnet is threatening/abusive
59:00 <Lwaxana> so best not to get me started
59:00 <TokenDaRing> telling someone they're an idiot is one thing
59:00 <TokenDaRing> threatening to physically harm them is another
59:00 <Skirmish> This is a conversation best not engaged in. 
00:00 <Lwaxana> again..channel owner thing
00:00 <Skirmish> I am going to buy goon. 
00:00 <Lwaxana> the user isnt doing it server wide
00:00 <TokenDaRing> Lwaxana: when I see people getting zlined for saying something in this channel
00:00 <slumpy> TokenDaRing
00:00 <Lwaxana> not me
00:00 <slumpy> u say to me to kill myself
00:00 <TokenDaRing> no I don't Chris
00:00 <Lwaxana> I havent been here for weeks
00:00 <TokenDaRing> and I don't think you should
00:00 <slumpy> yes u do
01:00 <TokenDaRing> I think you just need to calm down
01:00 <TokenDaRing> and not get angry so much man
01:00 <British^Meat> dont enable him
01:00 <British^Meat> simples
01:00 <Lwaxana> agreed
02:00 <slumpy> cooking chicken nuggets
02:00 <nate> home brand?
02:00 <slumpy> prob
02:00 <nate> steggles?
02:00 <slumpy> i drank 5 beers
03:00 <slumpy> so ne food will do
03:00 <Taco> Lwaxana, the rules need a freshen up, both in how they're written, and what opers believe them to be.
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04:00 <Taco> scroll up and see what slumpy said, I believe thats what some people are referring to
04:00 <slumpy> lol
04:00 <Taco> sorry not slumpy, slumpyy
04:00 <slumpy> what did i say
04:00 <Taco> also I believe people are referring to b1's extended zline, which when you consider the activity that happened here not long ago, seems absolutely fucking retarded
04:00 <Lwaxana> slumpyy is gone
04:00 <slumpy> b1 is a idiot
05:00 <nate> whatever ;L
05:00 <Taco> I don't even like b1 but I don't agree with the zline
05:00 <Taco> I can't stress how much I don't like b1
05:00 <nate> wheres doodle these days?:)
05:00 <nate> DOODLE!
05:00 <Lwaxana> so I again fail to see your point Taco
05:00 <Taco> did you catch the occurance before that? likely the same user
05:00 <nate> b1 was 2nd in the top 100 of irc users
05:00 <nate> now hes nothing!
06:00 <slumpy> u all should eat
06:00 <slumpy> stuff ya mouths
06:00 <TokenDaRing> slumpy: I'm ordering indian take away again
06:00 <Taco> theres no food here, hospitals aren't aware that people eat unless you're a patient
06:00 <Taco> :-(
07:00 <slumpy> omg
07:00 <StrykerX> You're in hospital?
07:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
07:00 <Taco> no not me
07:00 <Taco> visiting
07:00 <StrykerX> Oh
07:00 <slumpy> slumpy
07:00 <StrykerX> Sup kaka
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> not much - been watching docos all arvo
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> you?
08:00 <slumpy>  slumpy is connecting from ~god
08:00 <slumpy> lols
08:00 <slumpy> milk
08:00 <Taco> oh I like how she didn't respond, just left
08:00 <slumpy> haha
08:00 <slumpy> u suck
08:00 <Taco> she's a polite girl eh
08:00 <TokenDaRing> Taco, you made her think
08:00 <TokenDaRing> how DARE you
08:00 <slumpy> sons of
08:00 <slumpy> ya parents
08:00 <TokenDaRing> you didn't just nod and agree
08:00 <slumpy> cuntys
08:00 <slumpy> katatonic_kate01
08:00 <slumpy> make me cake
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
09:00 <slumpy> or i give u cream pie
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> make it yourself
09:00 <milk> hey
09:00 <slumpy> hey
09:00 <slumpy> food takes hour to cook
09:00 <slumpy> taking break for hour off smoking
09:00 <slumpy> while food cooks
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> so, you go to a supermarket and purchase cake. It's really that simple.
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
10:00 <slumpy> but i want ya buns
10:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris, go lie down
10:00 <slumpy> lols
10:00 <TokenDaRing> seriously dude
10:00 <slumpy> nah
10:00 <slumpy> coffee
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> same deal as above 
10:00 <StrykerX> Not much, just made my son dinner
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah yes, dinner soon… 
12:00 <couleurs> go the dinner oos
12:00 <TokenDaRing> getting beef korma from my favorite indian place tonight
12:00 <TokenDaRing> watch some danger 5
12:00 <slumpy> johnathon
13:00 <slumpy> shutup
13:00 <slumpy> for once
15:00 <couleurs> definitely.
15:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zaHLhj8jjA
15:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DANGER 5 - Colonel Chestbridge Views: 29,823   Uploaded: Published on Apr 4, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 19 Seconds 
17:00 <couleurs> hehe colonel chesty rox
19:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNEolxBmso
19:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Marilyn Manson - Long Hard Road Out Of Hell Views: 4,720,406   Uploaded:  Oct 8, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 21 Seconds 
19:00 <nate> nude!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd, how old is that
20:00 <slumpy> katatonic_kate01
20:00 <slumpy> u know what
20:00 <slumpy> lwaxana is hotter than u
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> here we go? what?
21:00 <Nick> lwaxana is hotter
21:00 <slumpy> hi nick
21:00 <TokenDaRing> slumpy: leave her alone man
21:00 <TokenDaRing> just go sleep it off
21:00 <slumpy> nah i cooking
21:00 <slumpy> gotta eat
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> slumpy, i have no idea what lwaxana looks like, nor do I care.
22:00 <slumpy> hahaha
22:00 <slumpy> do u have nipples
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> more to the point, I don't care about your opinion.
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i don't have any. 
22:00 <nate> a shark ate them off
22:00 <slumpy> not answering my phone
22:00 <couleurs> agreed.
22:00 <slumpy> fucken
22:00 <nate> the chris shark
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it was the shark accident back in 94
22:00 <slumpy> i ate kates nipples
22:00 <nate> lol
23:00 <nate> setup!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, it was a shark accident, back in 94
23:00 <slumpy> suck on them
23:00 <slumpy> like milk dudz
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> can't - a shark ate them
23:00 <slumpy> dam
23:00 <couleurs> i'm a shark
23:00 <slumpy> u must need hug after shark attack
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, sucks to be me huh
23:00 <StrykerX> This channel really baffles me
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i'm fine. It happened a long time ago.
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> stryker - you just talk shit - it works
24:00 <slumpy> i gave up drugs and alcohol just now
24:00 <slumpy> gonna get a job one day
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's great.
24:00 <nate> what job ya lookin for?
25:00 <nate> check out chick?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> drug runner?
25:00 <slumpy> nah only runs for drugs
25:00 <slumpy> is in the big white bus
25:00 <slumpy> lols
25:00 <slumpy> crack the shits
25:00 <slumpy> get it
25:00 <slumpy> lol
26:00 <slumpy> omg
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> um… ok
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> next 
26:00 <nate> in the toilet ok:)
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're not making much sense
26:00 <slumpy> whats sense
26:00 <Nick> dont make sense
26:00 <slumpy> but touch and taste hearing
26:00 <nate> dollar and sense?:)
26:00 <slumpy> con cur sense
26:00 <nate> haha :chris whats your number?:)
26:00 <slumpy> dont know
27:00 <slumpy> it was put up b4
27:00 <nate> ohh really
27:00 <slumpy> but i dont answer my phone
27:00 <nate> over and over again
27:00 <slumpy> yeah
27:00 <nate> answer it, lan party your place
27:00 <slumpy> how
27:00 <slumpy> u dont live melbour
28:00 <nate> you are catching on ;l
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm
28:00 <nate> what beers u have today?
28:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren where all the cool ppls
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes :/
28:00 <nate> they is banned couleurs:)
29:00 <slumpy> nate
29:00 <slumpy> vb
29:00 <slumpy> got 10$ could get more but need 40c
29:00 <slumpy> lols
29:00 <TokenDaRing> slumpy: guten abent
29:00 <nate> how much is a 6 pack?
29:00 <slumpy> nah cant
29:00 <slumpy> 13.50
29:00 <nate> dont like cartons?
29:00 <slumpy> i do
29:00 <slumpy> but i didnt want me life to be one
30:00 <nate> lol
30:00 <slumpy> oh cartoons
30:00 <TokenDaRing> slumpy: ins Bett gehen und schlafen sie ab
30:00 <slumpy> lols
30:00 <slumpy> what TokenDaRing
30:00 <slumpy> dinners in oven bitch
30:00 <slumpy> O_o
30:00 <TokenDaRing> weiter zum endgültigen Sieg
31:00 <slumpy> TokenDaRing
31:00 <slumpy> are u
31:00 <slumpy> the cunt had his vl turbo stolen
31:00 <slumpy> or who the fuck are u
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Johnny Hitler
32:00 <slumpy> oh
32:00 <slumpy> shut up for once
32:00 <slumpy> u bore couleurs
32:00 <TokenDaRing> wie über Sie, Schwachkopf?
32:00 <slumpy> i dont speaka de dutch
32:00 <slumpy> i am not a wankoff
33:00 <StrykerX> That's not dutch lol
33:00 <StrykerX> It's German
33:00 <slumpy> the duoich
33:00 <slumpy> thats what i meant
33:00 <StrykerX> Deutsch*
33:00 <slumpy> so
33:00 <couleurs> `ban chris -forever
34:00 <slumpy> i on mission from god
34:00 <slumpy> quit drugs grog
35:00 <StrykerX> slumpy, sie sind zur?ckgeblieben?
35:00 <slumpy> ur the knob gobbler
35:00 <StrykerX> rofl
35:00 <StrykerX> Has no idea what I said
35:00 <slumpy> cause im not german
35:00 <slumpy> lol
36:00 <StrykerX> Thought you did, given TokenDaRing  was speaking the language to you
36:00 <TokenDaRing> one of my classes this semester is German
36:00 <nate> slumpy change ya nick back to chrismoanfer please:)
37:00 <StrykerX> nate, he thinks he is still fooling people
37:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah he's being all stealthy and sneaky
37:00 <TokenDaRing> this is what happens when he's had a few
37:00 <nate> so he hits up random chicks for a root?
37:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> wanta root
37:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> random chicks
38:00 <Nick> he's been drinking again has he?
38:00 <Nick> weak
38:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> dam
38:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> but now i quit
38:00 <Sponge> what's the used tampon scene in shades of grey?
38:00 <nate> yeah hes about to go out to get another 6pack
38:00 <Sponge> sounds hot
38:00 <Nick> quit is giving up for good chris
38:00 <nate> Sponge who knows with chick flicks mate:)
38:00 <TokenDaRing> C}{R157`op}{3r: you "quit" booze for 12 hours
39:00 <TokenDaRing> then you get drunk again
39:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not quitting if you just keep going back to it
39:00 <Nick> chris you should give up alcohol completely
39:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> i have now
39:00 <nate> booze 12 hours, then weed 12 hours ;l
39:00 <Nick> you say that every time
39:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> i dont want friends either
39:00 <Nick> everyday
39:00 <StrykerX> nate his the nail on the head
39:00 <Nick> ur a drunken mess
39:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> that come here
39:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> so i just finished
39:00 <StrykerX> His - hit
39:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> friends wont cook me dinner every night
39:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> and wipe my ass
40:00 <StrykerX> Chris, junkies don't get carers
40:00 <StrykerX> Sorry mate
40:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> i not a junkie
40:00 <StrykerX> When did you have weed last?
40:00 <TokenDaRing> so you want a full time carer?
40:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> weeks
40:00 <StrykerX> Hours*
40:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> weed isnt junkie
40:00 <StrykerX> How many hours?
40:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> u got it wrong
40:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> i dont like weed nemore
41:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> if u gave me some id flush it
41:00 <StrykerX> You said that when you quit about 5-6 times ago
41:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> no i didnt
41:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> i never said i would flush it
41:00 <StrykerX> Then someone "dropped some off"
41:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> nah
41:00 <StrykerX> No, you claim you don't like it
41:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> i dont
41:00 <StrykerX> Not referring to flushing
42:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris do you really want someone else to wipe your arse?
42:00 <TokenDaRing> that's fucking gross
42:00 <TokenDaRing> really dude
42:00 <StrykerX> It is.
42:00 <StrykerX> Even by IRC standards.
42:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> i want u lick my sweaty nut sack TokenDaRing
42:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah no thanks
42:00 <nate> whys it sweaty?
42:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> u wanta
42:00 <StrykerX> Have you given up on women, Chris?
42:00 <British^Meat> the enabling continues...
42:00 <StrykerX> Moving onto men?
42:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> i love British^Meat
42:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: beggers can't be choosers
43:00 <StrykerX> True
43:00 <Nick> chris are you gay?
43:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> no
43:00 <StrykerX> Maybe chris and beehhh can swap notes
43:00 <Nick> you sure?
43:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> yes
43:00 <Nick> how sure are you?
43:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> i cried for 2 years every day
43:00 <StrykerX> He's not gay but wants a guy to lick his nutsack
43:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> cause of a woman
43:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: and he told BM he loves him
43:00 <StrykerX> Really?
43:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> i not gay
43:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris, if a woman makes you cry that much, just stick to men ok?
44:00 <Nick> b1 told me he would fuck chris too
44:00 <Nick> b1 is bi
44:00 <Nick> sick fuck
44:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> ewww
44:00 <British^Meat> Nick, can u sms mayo and tell him to come onto austnet?
44:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> id fuck fat chicks
44:00 <British^Meat> cheers mate
44:00 <Nick> sms mayo?
44:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> might even kiss down below
44:00 <Nick> i dont know mayos number
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris oral sex isnt kissing
44:00 <TokenDaRing> shows what you know
44:00 <British^Meat> y not?
44:00 <Nick> dont speak to him
45:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> Nick
45:00 <British^Meat> well thats interesting....
45:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> u a legend
45:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> but
45:00 <Nick> dont really know anything about him
45:00 <TokenDaRing> anyway
45:00 <TokenDaRing> bbl, food times
45:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> piss off
45:00 <nate> nick did u break his heart?:)
45:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> TokenDaRing
45:00 <nate> damn it!
45:00 <Nick> nate im not sure
45:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris, I hope you find a man that'll wipe your lazy arse
45:00 <Nick> no idea what British^Meat is going on about
45:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> yeah you TokenDaRing
45:00 <nate> British^Meat is like a watcher
45:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> u used to wiping ya chin
45:00 <Nick> he is
45:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> shit dribbler
45:00 <Nick> he's a weirdo
45:00 <nate> an information gathereraerah
45:00 <Nick> needs to get his stories straight
46:00 <nate> lol
46:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> cool i can make music now
47:00 <British^Meat> [04:38] <Nick> just got sms from mayo....
47:00 <British^Meat> if u check your logs to i guess 5:08 am? you might remember some stuff
47:00 <nate> what does sms mayo's say?
47:00 <British^Meat> yer what did it say?
47:00 <nate> i am going to call chris again and again and again!
47:00 <nate> haha:)
48:00 <StrykerX> nate, you may pick up a virgin bf out of it!
48:00 <MrMark> sexy
53:00 <British^Meat> yer weird hey Nick
53:00 <British^Meat> can i suggest u change ur austnet password?
53:00 <British^Meat> i think someone is impersonating u
54:00 <British^Meat> Not coool maaaan
54:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> i like chubby chicks
54:00 <British^Meat> its the FIRST thing id do if i was being impersonated
54:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> they rock
54:00 <British^Meat> u dig?
54:00 <Ana_Ng> what's up, C}{R157`
54:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> hi Ana_Ng
54:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> i would marry u
54:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah i know
55:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> :)
55:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> hugs neways
55:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> u just wake up?
55:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah
55:00 <Ana_Ng> me?
55:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> yeah
55:00 <Ana_Ng> no, it's 11pm
55:00 <Nick> why should I change my password?
55:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> oh
56:00 <British^Meat> r u being impersonated?
56:00 <Nick> umm checked my logs sorry nothing
56:00 <Nick> you crazy mate
56:00 <Ana_Ng> i should go to bed though
56:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !!
56:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> oh yes rest is best
56:00 <Nick> i wasnt even home at 4am
56:00 <nate> has chris snuck into your room and used your computer nick?P)
56:00 <Nick> I was on a bus
56:00 <Ana_Ng> saw the love of my life at the shop
56:00 <Ana_Ng> put my head down and ran away
56:00 <Nick> maybe its chris hacking me
56:00 <Nick> ill kill him
56:00 <British^Meat> weird
57:00 <Ana_Ng> like a teenager
57:00 <British^Meat> thats pretty weird Mmmmmmmmmm
57:00 <British^Meat> do u have a common nickname password?
57:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> :( Ana_Ng
57:00 <Nick> its just 123456 so maybe
57:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
57:00 <couleurs> what shop... maybe it was me...
57:00 <Nick> mayo prob guessed it
57:00 <Ana_Ng> heh maybe
57:00 <Nick> he's a good hacker
57:00 <British^Meat> Ahhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmm
58:00 <Nick> he impersonate a lot of ppl on here it seems
58:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
59:00 <Skirmish> Nick is mayo's retarded apprentice. 
59:00 <couleurs> agreed.
59:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> Ana_Ng xoxox
59:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> u gonna crash
59:00 <British^Meat> r u sure?
59:00 <British^Meat> coz i think his nickname was hijacked
59:00 <British^Meat> Pretty weird
59:00 <British^Meat> but it DOES happen
59:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
59:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know
00:00 <Nick> i wasnt even home at 4am
00:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: He was online at 5am this morning telling me that I live in Victoria and using paint to draw dicks on pictures of women that have nothing to do with me and claiming they are my fiance. 
00:00 <Nick> anyone can use ppls nicks
00:00 <Bastardly_One> see
00:00 <British^Meat> stay with that nickname
00:00 <British^Meat> no, stay with it for a few hours
00:00 <British^Meat> Cárrrrrrrrrrn
00:00 <British^Meat> lol this guy
00:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> ;p
01:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> lols
01:00 <Skirmish> Nick: The only thing wrong with your story is that the client I use on my mac tells me if you identify to nickop ... and you had. 
01:00 <British^Meat> yer i saw Skirmish :)
01:00 <British^Meat> saying that your time is over and u should watch out etc
01:00 <Skirmish> lol yeah. 
01:00 <Nick> Skirmish as I said maybe he knows my password I dont know
01:00 <British^Meat> he has your pics, be scared, lol
01:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> american accents are best
01:00 <Nick> i dont even know who you are Skirmish
01:00 <British^Meat> lol, is this guy new to irc?
02:00 <British^Meat> why is he even........?
02:00 <Nick> i mean I know you are some sort of desperate loser but i dont know you or anything about you
02:00 <Skirmish> I was about to say he's playing dumb but I don't think it's an act. 
02:00 <British^Meat> lol, and there it is :)
02:00 <Nick> i just see you trying to hit up girls on here
02:00 <Nick> you married man but try for sex?
02:00 <DemonsRun> Ok. Got my face on.
02:00 <DemonsRun> Got my nice underwear on.
02:00 <Skirmish> I don't try ... I do. 
03:00 <DemonsRun> So not putting my dress on til I gotta leave.
03:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: Show me this nice underwear. 
03:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> cool
03:00 <DemonsRun> No, you deleted snapchat 
03:00 <British^Meat> and the floodgates have opened
03:00 <Skirmish> I changed phones! 
03:00 <British^Meat> so all joking aside nick u funny man, r u gonna sms mayo and get him to come back to austnet?
03:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> food
03:00 <Skirmish> Is it worth me re-installing? 
03:00 <[Maverick]> nice underwear:? 
03:00 <[Maverick]> where? 
04:00 <Nick> British^Meat i dont know mayos number or who he is ok
04:00 <Nick> you crazy
04:00 <DemonsRun> On me Mav.
04:00 <DemonsRun> And Skirmish no excuse.
07:00 <Skirmish> lol nick was sms'ing mayo this morning to work out where I lived. 
07:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
09:00 <Nick> umm i dont have credit
09:00 <DemonsRun> Now...
09:00 <Skirmish> You used it all messaging mayo did you? Such a loser Nick. 
10:00 <Nick> umm no
10:00 <Nick> you weird
10:00 <TokenDaRing> I miss B1
10:00 <Skirmish> No one else does. 
10:00 <Nick> b1 is better than skirmish
11:00 <TokenDaRing> I just love how easy he is to bait
11:00 <C}{R157`op}{3r> to hot
12:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-ZiI3iVgpM
12:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Rimmer Experience - Red Dwarf - BBC Views: 235,466   Uploaded:  Jul 19, 2007 Duration: 3 Minutes 39 Seconds 
14:00 <Nick> i may be easier to bait, seems like i am being made a fool of
17:00 <TokenDaRing> beef korma
17:00 <TokenDaRing> damn good stuff
19:00 <Skirmish> I had roast lamb with peas and gravy. 
20:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: feeling calm now?
20:00 <couleurs> definitely.
24:00 <couleurs> yer, u wanna go me?
24:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: sup?
26:00 <couleurs> nm just picken me nose n u
27:00 <amsy> Hi hon
28:00 <Nikky`> I hope thats for me coz I am saying hi back :P
28:00 <TokenDaRing> just had dinner
28:00 <TokenDaRing> this place down the road makes the most amazing korma
28:00 <amsy> lol hey nikky ^.^
29:00 <Nikky`> It is too hot to make dinner..think it will be a sammich
29:00 <couleurs> betta watch out cos 1 day korma gonna get u
29:00 <amsy> had a dream about dim sims
30:00 <Ana_Ng> wow nikky
30:00 <Ana_Ng> it's been a long time since i said that
30:00 <couleurs> amsy: Hi Hon
30:00 <Nikky`> said what?
30:00 <amsy> lol
30:00 <amsy> hi cc !
31:00 <couleurs> how r u
31:00 <amsy> pretty good
31:00 <amsy> n u
31:00 <couleurs> pretty good 2
31:00 <Ana_Ng> being too hot to cook
31:00 <Nikky`> oh
32:00 <Nikky`> Yeah but its Melb, next week will be winter weather again
32:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
32:00 <aam> "gimme, gimme, gimme a maaaan after midniiiite"
32:00 <amsy> oilers gonna win the series 2day with 5 games left of the season
32:00 <aam> Prayer answered
33:00 <Nikky`> When are you back in Melb amsy? soon yeah?
33:00 <couleurs> that's nice
33:00 <amsy> yeah 1st march
33:00 <couleurs> bvb wonned 3 game in a rowie... 10th place now from dead last woo_hoo
33:00 <amsy> wooo
34:00 <Nikky`> That is soon..yaaay
34:00 <aam> Bbs
34:00 <Nikky`> Can stock up on all your missed our fave food
34:00 <amsy> yessss... not looking forward to the flight though
34:00 <couleurs> agreed.
34:00 <Nikky`> one thing I am loving and didn't think I would is choc raspberry tim tams
34:00 <Nikky`> OMG they are so fucking delish
35:00 <amsy> i actually get to eat tim tams somewhat regularly so i probably wont even eat then while im home
35:00 <couleurs> one thang i am loveing is u
36:00 <amsy> them***
36:00 <couleurs> -- craigy daves
36:00 <Nikky`> I am loving you also couleurs <3
36:00 <amsy> oh yeah
36:00 <couleurs> i no
36:00 <Nikky`> I am not a big tim tams fan usually
38:00 <couleurs> i'm a big fan of tammy but not timmy
39:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/SSqQOiE.jpg
42:00 <couleurs> lmao
42:00 <couleurs> einen klassik 
42:00 <Nikky`> dankey kang
42:00 <couleurs> princess zorldo
43:00 <couleurs> it's obvs sanic teh henhog
44:00 <amsy> hi mew
44:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/5ZvcGb7.jpg me
44:00 <Mew> hello xX.amsy.Xx
45:00 <amsy> o fancy
45:00 <couleurs> HOW DOES HE SEE
45:00 <amsy> lmao
46:00 <couleurs> his chin is a butt
46:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/M3gh0Fj.jpg me and cc having sole #girlchat
46:00 <amsy> some*****
47:00 <couleurs> woof
47:00 <amsy> hahahahaha
49:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/tPMhdZ1.gifv
49:00 <couleurs> lol
50:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/PR0S10D.gif
51:00 <amsy> lol me
52:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/rOPwdoA.gif
54:00 <amsy> hahahaha
54:00 <couleurs> So Hot.
58:00 <couleurs> might go 2 white night thing later n u
04:00 <Serenity> Skirmish you better have your goon, friend
04:00 <couleurs> definitely.
07:00 <Nick> goon LOL
09:00 <amsy> whats white night thing
10:00 <amsy> nephews and then hockey and then a friends birthday today for me 
10:00 <[Maverick]> lol.. tonight is goiing to be loose as fuck 
10:00 <[Maverick]> the octomum has nothing on you fuckbags 
10:00 <Serenity> LOL
11:00 <Serenity> i was just telling DemonsRun i dont know why i agreed to this
11:00 <Serenity> i havent touched this shit since i was like 13
11:00 <[Maverick]> lol
11:00 <Nick> sure
11:00 <couleurs> it's when teh city is open 7pm to 7am and theirs lights and thing around
11:00 <DemonsRun> He said earlier he has it Serenity 
11:00 <Serenity> good stuff
11:00 <[Maverick]> so yeah 
12:00 <DemonsRun> Mhmm
12:00 <amsy> oh pretty :)
12:00 <[Maverick]> messy messy night 
12:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I do. All gooned up.
12:00 <Serenity> worse tomorrow
12:00 <Serenity> hahaha
12:00 <DemonsRun> You two are hopeless.
12:00 <Serenity> we are fabulous
13:00 <DemonsRun> Hopeless suits better
13:00 <Skirmish> It doesn't taste as good as I remember but I am forcing it down none the less. 
13:00 <Serenity> no on fabulous suits better
13:00 <DemonsRun> It never tasted good.
13:00 <Serenity> Skirmish i drunk 2.5 bottles of wine that tasted like vinegar last weekend haha
13:00 <Serenity> taste matters not
13:00 <Skirmish> lol I am not as hardcore as you are when it comes to drinking vinegar. 
14:00 <[Maverick]> I am having dinner.. then I am going to go quadripple shots in my drinks 
14:00 <Serenity> it was like
14:00 <DemonsRun> I have no idea if I'm drinking or driving tonight 
14:00 <Serenity> fruit cup cordial and vinegar
14:00 <DemonsRun> I wanna drink.
14:00 <faux> Bonjour
14:00 <Serenity> hey faux
14:00 <Skirmish> Now there is an idea. 
14:00 <faux> Helllo
14:00 <[Maverick]> best I have done is 1.5 goonbags in 4 hrs 
14:00 <Serenity> mix it with some OJ
14:00 <Skirmish> Maybe I can put cordial in this and make it taste better. 
14:00 <faux> Lol jeez
14:00 <[Maverick]> yeah 
14:00 <Serenity> 1.5?
14:00 <faux> goonie googooo
14:00 <[Maverick]> yes 
14:00 <Serenity> tthats fucking 35.5 drinks per box man
14:00 <DemonsRun> Goon never tastes better, or worse
14:00 <Serenity> rofl
14:00 <[Maverick]> 1 and a half goonbags 
14:00 <faux> What are you drinking skirm
14:00 <DemonsRun> It's hit and you're crazy
14:00 <Skirmish> I have no juice otherwise I would. 
15:00 <Serenity> skirmish is drinking goon
15:00 <Skirmish> faux: Fruity lexia lol
15:00 <faux> Oh
15:00 <faux> haha
15:00 <faux> I WANT WINE but it has sugar and it will break me ban
15:00 <Serenity> i took a photo for you skirmish but we kept missing each other today
15:00 <faux> :'(
15:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11001837_10152572715337331_4266747871057900821_n.jpg?oh=a35269b23b41a59fef0b550dea2e7466&oe=5595D196&__gda__=1431060713_62c1445f8b9193184999395f8c00ae91
15:00 <DemonsRun> I seen it!
15:00 <Serenity> breaking ban teehehehe
15:00 <faux> lolll
15:00 <Mew> you shouldn't need to mix it with anything, fruity lexia is delicious
16:00 <Serenity> im not mixing it
16:00 <Serenity> skirmish is a soft cock
16:00 <[Maverick]> paulie has nice legs 
16:00 <Skirmish> I'm not mixing! 
16:00 <faux> Girl legs
16:00 <faux> Heheheheehehhee
16:00 <faux> Mix it with beer.
16:00 <Skirmish> brb taking a picture of my vomit box. 
16:00 <Serenity> add me on fb you fuck
16:00 <faux> I'm drinking tea like a banana
16:00 <faux> Manna*
16:00 <faux> Uhhh
16:00 <faux> Nanna
18:00 <[Maverick]> mana mana? 
18:00 <faux> Teehee
19:00 <Serenity> it smells like
19:00 <Serenity> if you got a bottle of moscato.. and poured it through an old footy sock
19:00 <faux> Lollll
19:00 <faux> What does
20:00 <Serenity> goon
20:00 <faux> Oh
20:00 <[Maverick]> or mel's knickers 
20:00 <Serenity> dude
20:00 <Serenity> too far
20:00 <faux> That'd be minus the moscato
20:00 <[Maverick]> meg's knickers? 
20:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/B97CB6C3-F3DD-4A38-94C3-3DD2601D0FCE_zpsefvjaji9.jpg
20:00 <faux> + piss
20:00 <[Maverick]> doodles knickers? 
20:00 <Serenity> megs knickers would be crusted over with about 12 husbands spoof
21:00 <[Maverick]> hahahah 
21:00 <[Maverick]> golden oak 
21:00 <[Maverick]> oh god 
21:00 <[Maverick]> DO YOU WANT ASS CANCER 
21:00 <Skirmish> It was all they had! 
21:00 <[Maverick]> cause it goes in liquid 
21:00 <[Maverick]> and comes out liquid 
21:00 <Serenity> lol!!
21:00 <Lish> tiny creme eggs gone
21:00 <Lish> now i have none
21:00 <Lish> so sad
21:00 <Serenity> I WENT SEARCHING FOR COOLABAH AND YOU STOOGED OUT
21:00 <[Maverick]> alright 
21:00 <[Maverick]> he really did stooge it 
22:00 <[Maverick]> aiight.. quadshots 
22:00 <faux> I've never tried a creme egg
22:00 <Skirmish> I didn't know there was a brand requirement! 
22:00 <Ana_Ng> WHAT FAUX
22:00 <faux> Are they as nice as everyone says
22:00 <faux> Whaaat
22:00 <[Maverick]> it's better than a creme pie faux
22:00 <Ana_Ng> i think they are
22:00 <faux> Lol ew
22:00 <Skirmish> If you eat one, you will turn into Ana_Ng faux. 
22:00 <faux> Ok
22:00 <[Maverick]> aye sezz.. wanna run down to the shops and get more mixer for us? 
23:00 <Serenity> i dont
23:00 <Ana_Ng> right, bite it open a bit, then lick it out
23:00 <Skirmish> Your breasts will become liquid filled sacks. 
23:00 <Ana_Ng> when you're on a bus or something
23:00 <Lish> Ana_Ng you're in alaska ya
23:00 <faux> Skirmish be nice for once
23:00 <Lish> ?
23:00 <Serenity> creme eggs are my fat person love
23:00 <Serenity> omg
23:00 <Ana_Ng> yes, lish
23:00 <Skirmish> I am always nice ... to certain people. 
23:00 <Lish> how cold at the moment?
23:00 <faux> Lol
23:00 <faux> I made kousa today 
23:00 <faux> Hhnnngggg
24:00 <couleurs> i'm in alabama
24:00 <Ana_Ng> warm for february - 0°C
24:00 <Lish> not too bad
24:00 <Lish> 4 weeks till i go to nyc
24:00 <Lish> im going to be cold
24:00 <Lish> alaska in may
24:00 <Ana_Ng> oh nice
24:00 <Lish> excite
24:00 <Ana_Ng> doing the cruise?
25:00 <Lish> yuh
25:00 <Lish> from vancouver to seattle 
25:00 <Lish> should be good
25:00 <Ana_Ng> ok i remember from a while back
25:00 <Ana_Ng> oh yeah
25:00 <Ana_Ng> it'll be great
25:00 <Lish> just need to get a jacket 
25:00 <Ana_Ng> bring a rainjacket
25:00 <Lish> lol
25:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
25:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/DSC01622_zpssqknr8uj.jpg
25:00 <Ana_Ng> you just never know
25:00 <Serenity> i wish this goon had bubbles
25:00 <Ana_Ng> it's cold here for most people too
25:00 <Serenity> lol cat..
26:00 <[Maverick]> do you have a sodastream machine sezz? 
26:00 <Skirmish> When you sit at the dinner table at my parents house he sits like that at one end and watches you.
26:00 <Serenity> i do but theres no gas :(
26:00 <Lish> i need the dr pepper soda stream
27:00 <Bonny> get gas then Sezz
27:00 <Serenity> cant ive been drinking now
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <Bonny> lol
27:00 <Bonny> pisspot
27:00 <[Maverick]> haha \
27:00 <[Maverick]> I am on my first drink 
27:00 <Bonny> I'm 0 drink
27:00 <Serenity> oooooooooooh
27:00 <Serenity> i just remembered i got my breath tester
28:00 <[Maverick]> I have my breast testers here 
28:00 <kess> so lame
28:00 <Serenity> why do these creatins have to be such debbie fucking downers about everything
29:00 <[Maverick]> because, our lives are better
29:00 <Bonny> they don't have a life
30:00 <British^Meat> lol debbie downers
30:00 <British^Meat> i like that
30:00 <British^Meat> may i use it?
30:00 <[Maverick]> lucy lowlifes is better 
30:00 <amsy> its... a well known expression
30:00 <Serenity> you may
30:00 <British^Meat> lol
30:00 <[Maverick]> or cameron cuntholes 
31:00 <Serenity> negative nancy
31:00 <faux> lolllll @ may I use it
31:00 <[Maverick]> slutty suzanne 
31:00 <Serenity> either way we're all here on irc. judging each other for being here is fucking retarded
31:00 <Skirmish> We're all going to remember debbie downers now and later in the future a user named Debbie is going to appear and through some natural evolution of the flow of chat we're going to end up at the only end result that we can. Debbie does downies. 
32:00 <kess> so lame
32:00 <British^Meat> debbie downey is a totally different scenario
32:00 <Serenity> your name means cunt
32:00 <Skirmish> kess: If you're lucky you can be the first downie. 
32:00 <Serenity> you never go full downie
32:00 <[Maverick]> pew pew 
33:00 <Serenity> one glass of wine and this thing tells me my BAC is 0.01
33:00 <Skirmish> What size cup/mug are you using Serenity? 
33:00 <[Maverick]> what is your SAC? 
33:00 <Serenity> a wine glass haha
33:00 <[Maverick]> she is using a K 
33:00 <Skirmish> I am starting to regret using a milkshake mug. 
33:00 <Serenity> just said to paul 'classiest thing goons ever been drunk out of'
33:00 <amsy> you cant drink goon out of a wine glass... thats way too civilized
33:00 <faux> LOL KESS
34:00 <Serenity> i can too!
34:00 <Serenity> if im drinking these urine i want to have some class left haha
34:00 <British^Meat> dont say goon, it'll attract beagles like moths to a flame
34:00 <Serenity> there wont be any later
34:00 <[Maverick]> FUCK OFFFFF 
34:00 <Skirmish> At this rate I won't make midnight AEST. 
34:00 <[Maverick]> I had a vase 
34:00 <Serenity> slow down Skirmish haha
34:00 <Serenity> you stole pauls kmart vase didnt you darc
34:00 <amsy> lol
34:00 <Skirmish> LITRE OF GOON! I WANNA LITRE OF GOON. 
34:00 <[Maverick]> yes yes I did 
34:00 <[Maverick]> I had 2 of them 
35:00 <Serenity> i had a nap and everything this arvo preparing for this
35:00 <Skirmish> lol I have barely slept all day after working last night. I am going to be a mess. 
35:00 <Serenity> hahahha
36:00 <Serenity> i already have a bucket in the bathroom from last weekend
36:00 <Skirmish> Kayla walked out the door shaking her head. 
36:00 <[Maverick]> Hahhaa isn't that the point 
36:00 <[Maverick]> getting messy :P 
37:00 <faux> Totally going to sound like a grandma but I don't get the point of drinking til you feel like shit
37:00 <faux> Especially alone
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <Skirmish> Never alone on austnet. 
37:00 <faux> LOL
38:00 <Skirmish> mayo is stalking one of us at least as we sit here typing. 
38:00 <faux> poor mayo
38:00 <faux> He expired a long time ago
38:00 <StrykerX> Ohh, I have 2 beers left from last night
38:00 <StrykerX> Winning!
39:00 <Skirmish> You will have to drink metho when that runs out StrykerX. 
39:00 <Serenity> i dont drink till i feel like shit
39:00 <Serenity> i nearly always spew with a hang over
39:00 <StrykerX> lol metho
39:00 <StrykerX> I'm StrykerX, not Pieter
39:00 <StrykerX> kthx
39:00 <Serenity> DAZZLEBERRY
40:00 <StrykerX> SEZZALICIOUS
40:00 <Serenity> have you got ollie todnight
40:00 <StrykerX> Yes ma'am
40:00 <StrykerX> He's in bed already
40:00 <Serenity> aww so that probs means you cant drink with us
40:00 <DoC> hey SeZz!
40:00 <Serenity> hey doc
40:00 <DoC> hows u sezz?
40:00 <StrykerX> Can't get sloshed, no.
40:00 <Serenity> [5:38pm] <faux> He expired a long time ago - lol thats such a good way to explain him.. expired
40:00 <Serenity> great doc you?
41:00 <faux> yeah I was trying to be funny
41:00 <faux> Expired Mayo..
41:00 <faux> LOL
41:00 <faux> fail.
41:00 <Serenity> LOL its too apt to be funny
41:00 <faux> hahahahahaha
41:00 <faux> Feck just burnt me tongue 
41:00 <Serenity> omg i bit my tongue in coles today.. i wasnt even eating
42:00 <Skirmish> I am going to listen to 'All That Remains'. 
42:00 <faux> Lol you're special 
42:00 <faux> I'm so confused 
42:00 <Skirmish> How is it going for you matrix? Long time. 
42:00 <Serenity> this goon is making me hot ..
43:00 <faux> Miss world australia 2015 liked me photo on insta .. Who even is she 
43:00 <faux> Most random thing ever 
43:00 <Skirmish> faux: Is it because of the lack of sugar in your system that is making you confused. 
43:00 <faux> I wish it was some one exciting like ... Snoopdoggg
43:00 <Serenity> snoop lion
43:00 <faux> Is that a question skirmish
43:00 <faux> Cos no
43:00 <matrix> evening all
43:00 <Skirmish> It wasn't meant to be ... no. 
43:00 <Skirmish> lol
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <StrykerX> I'll have to remember this.. https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10955527_866240626776236_8050979214535114157_n.jpg?oh=4ac0fe2cd1e02a87578285a31112a456&oe=55919482&__gda__=1434780136_25e392e5a3819088da805ed4fe2f98e0
44:00 <Serenity> mah anaconda dont want none even with buns hun
44:00 <faux> Ha that's like when my little cousin asked me what masturbation is
44:00 <faux> And I said dancing 
45:00 <faux> And he came over once and said they masturbated at school
45:00 <faux> I was like wut
45:00 <StrykerX> Imagine when his parents bust him rubbing one out
45:00 <Skirmish> I spent some time checking out Amber Rose on google this afternoon since she is 'trending' on facebook. She's got buns. 
45:00 <StrykerX> "Relax Dad, I'm just dancing!"
45:00 <faux> amber rose makes me vom
45:00 <Skirmish> You be jelly.
45:00 <faux> idk I don't find her attractive 
46:00 <faux> Like I do sometimes but I don't in general 
46:00 <Skirmish> She has nice eyes. 
46:00 <faux> If that makes sense 
46:00 <Skirmish> Once you get used to the bald head. 
46:00 <faux> Rofl
46:00 <Skirmish> As long as she has more hair than picard, win. 
46:00 <faux> Ballsacks have more hair than Picard 
47:00 <Ana_Ng> tell me about it
47:00 <Skirmish> Not mine. 
47:00 <faux> tmi
47:00 <Skirmish> :D 
47:00 <Serenity> i want to see skrimishes ballsack
47:00 <Skirmish> Put a condom on with an extra rubber band around the base and smear veet all over the joint. 
48:00 <Serenity> ive known you on here since at least 09 skirmish. ball sack time son
48:00 <StrykerX> Self sterilization #203:  <Skirmish> Put a condom on with an extra rubber band around the base and smear veet all over the joint. 
48:00 <Serenity> im gonna tit the fuck out of snalchat tonight
48:00 <Skirmish> I don't take pics of my junk. That's been a rule since I have had dial up internet. I shall not change it now. 
49:00 <Serenity> snapchat..
49:00 <Skirmish> 'tit the fuck out'
49:00 <StrykerX> So.. What's your snapchat ID? :P
49:00 <[Maverick]> I really need to install snapchat 
49:00 <Serenity> ill tell you it StrykerX
49:00 <StrykerX> I installed it then never used it
49:00 <Skirmish> I need to re-install. 
50:00 <Serenity> actually if you find my snapchat status on fb StrykerX its on there
50:00 <StrykerX> kk
51:00 <Serenity> i really wish i had pad thai
52:00 <StrykerX> It's more than 2-3 days ago I'm guessing.. Effort
52:00 <[Maverick]> I would pad your thai 
52:00 <Serenity> ill notice haha
56:00 <Skirmish> Nearly time for a refill. 
56:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
57:00 <Ana_Ng> check it
57:00 <Ana_Ng> johnny depp travels with this jack sparrow costume and visits kids in hospitals
59:00 <Ana_Ng> that is cool.
59:00 <StrykerX> Oh wow, it's getting hot already
59:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
59:00 <Serenity> pussy galore
59:00 <Skirmish> Needs to be a store named that. 
59:00 <StrykerX> ;)
59:00 <Skirmish> It should sell cats. 
00:00 <picard> G'day
01:00 <Serenity> see my pusys made DemonsRun join
01:00 <Serenity> pussy
01:00 <Skirmish> It's the man with the veet ballsack for a head .... PIIIIIIIIICAAAAAAARD! 
01:00 <StrykerX> ..and picard
01:00 <StrykerX> HAhahahaha
01:00 <StrykerX> Brb reboot
01:00 <[Maverick]> and picard
01:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
01:00 <picard> [Maverick]: ?.
01:00 <Serenity> [Maverick]
01:00 <Serenity> install
01:00 <Serenity> send me nudes
01:00 <picard> Really Serenity
01:00 <Serenity> ??
02:00 <picard> Nudes
02:00 <[Maverick]> YOU HAVE ENOUGH OF MY SCHLONG TO MAKE A PHOTO BOQUET OUT OF THEM 
02:00 <Serenity> yeah from [Maverick]
02:00 <picard> I wanna see
02:00 <Serenity> you want to see maverick nude?
02:00 <[Maverick]> no. 
02:00 <picard> Yes
03:00 <Serenity> weird
03:00 <picard> lol y
03:00 <picard> It's just a cock
03:00 <StrykerX> His mrs is a tranny anyway
03:00 <StrykerX> Seeing more cock is no biggy
03:00 <Serenity> anyone that knows me knows i dont share other peoples nudes
03:00 <Serenity> which is a shame cuase ive got some hot nudes of people i dislike
04:00 <StrykerX> picard?
04:00 <StrykerX> Wait, you said hot nude
04:00 <picard> Lol Serenity
04:00 <Serenity> its ok faux i still like you
04:00 <faux> phew
04:00 <faux> For now..
04:00 <faux> Lol
04:00 <[Maverick]> settle bruce. 
04:00 <faux> STFU u
04:00 <Serenity> ROFL
04:00 <Serenity> i wont show people ya bruce
04:00 <picard> U wanna see faux'so feet
04:00 <faux> I still have mavs tucked pic
04:00 <picard> Oops I
04:00 <faux> somewhee
04:00 <Skirmish> [21:04] <@Serenity> which is a shame cuase ive got some hot nudes of people i dislike  <---- Joel? 
04:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHA 
04:00 <faux> lmao
05:00 <[Maverick]> fuck 
05:00 <Serenity> im gonna get one tonight Skirmish
05:00 <Skirmish> ha ha ha
05:00 <faux> ha ha ha
05:00 <faux> WHY DO YOU PUT SPACES
05:00 <Skirmish> you put spaces too! 
05:00 <faux> I was mocking you
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <faux> Ha ha
05:00 <Skirmish> What is wrong with spaces? 
05:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !! Ha , Ha , Ha !
05:00 <faux> Do you pause between laughs
05:00 <picard> U can't fix stupid
05:00 <Skirmish> Y U PIK ON ME
06:00 <faux> I'm not I just find it funny 
06:00 <picard> Is the oracle banned?
06:00 <faux> I imagine a dopey Mel laugh
06:00 <Skirmish> I do pause between ha's
06:00 <faux> When there's spaces 
06:00 <faux> Like hur hur hur
06:00 <[Maverick]> ha ha ha 
06:00 <[Maverick]> he he he 
06:00 <faux> lmao
06:00 <[Maverick]> bruce bruce bruce 
06:00 <faux> Nip tuck
06:00 <picard> Hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
06:00 <Skirmish> I will get my headphones out and record myself laughing later. 
06:00 <amsy> Ha Ha --- Student
06:00 <faux> do it now
06:00 <faux> Vovaroo.com
06:00 <amsy> and Skirmish
07:00 <Skirmish> hai
07:00 <amsy> hello
07:00 <faux> bb
07:00 <faux> Show me something funny kgo
07:00 <amsy> hey bb
07:00 <picard> A mirror?
08:00 <StrykerX> Well, there's a screenshot
08:00 <StrykerX> From the MSN days
08:00 <picard> Amsy hello sexy
08:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: lol
08:00 <StrykerX> With a creep on it
08:00 <[Maverick]> WHATS AT THE ENDDDDD OF SATANSS RAINBOWWWW 
08:00 <StrykerX> Interested faux?
08:00 <picard> U two lovers really need new material
09:00 <StrykerX> picard, I wasn't even referring to you
09:00 <faux> Old news stryker
09:00 <StrykerX> Guilty mind much?
09:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: I guess a message for young women would be "beware older men from Mildura bearing gifts"?
09:00 <picard> Yes u were, u are obsessed with me
09:00 <faux> I've seen his baby carrot dick
09:00 <faux> 4 amsy http://i.imgur.com/fUShff5.jpg
09:00 <picard> Faux seen it many times
09:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, good advice
09:00 <TokenDaRing> "I've seen his baby carrot dick"
09:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahaha
10:00 <picard> StrykerX: still angry because of the supervised visits?
10:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: you're very fixated on his kid
10:00 <TokenDaRing> it's disturbing
10:00 <faux> Not just his kid
10:00 <TokenDaRing> have you spoken to a therapist about this?
10:00 <TokenDaRing> they could give you drugs to treat your problem
10:00 <picard> I want to be the father of faux's kids
10:00 <StrykerX> Wow..
11:00 <Skirmish> it's not working ... 
11:00 <StrykerX> Straight to kid comments
11:00 <amsy> faux http://imgur.com/xtbx6Fs black fausto
11:00 <StrykerX> picard...
11:00 <StrykerX> You need help.
11:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
11:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: he can't help it, he went to his daughters netball game today
11:00 <amsy> hey picard
11:00 <faux> O__________o
11:00 <TokenDaRing> it's all he can think of
11:00 <amsy> lmao
11:00 <faux> Also amsy pls http://i.imgur.com/fUShff5.jpg
11:00 <picard> I'm buying faux and she will soon be my wife
11:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, creepy but accurate
11:00 <picard> I have giver her father 4 goats and 2 sheep as down payment
12:00 <amsy> lmao
12:00 <TokenDaRing> so picard thinks of women as property to be bought
12:00 <TokenDaRing> says a lot
12:00 <faux> I have giver her
12:00 <picard> Yes, I'm Muslim
12:00 <StrykerX> That's an insult to muslims mate
12:00 <faux> there is nothing slim about you
13:00 <StrykerX> Muslims don't watch kids netball with a bead of drool hanging from their chin.
13:00 <StrykerX> They are more respectful than that.
13:00 <picard> StrykerX: needs a ban I think
13:00 <TokenDaRing> he does not
13:00 <picard> Little bit of time out so he pulls his head In
13:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: I think you need to go to the same place B1 has
14:00 <picard> Ballarat?
14:00 <faux> is he still zlined 
14:00 <picard> Y?
14:00 <faux> I wonder if he has notepad open
14:00 <StrykerX> He does
14:00 <faux> And is just typing to himself, creating his own irc experience 
14:00 <StrykerX> Just writing out all his rage
14:00 <picard> He was arrested in greyhound  live baiting scandal
14:00 <Skirmish> Ok I got it to work. HA HA HA http://vocaroo.com/i/s0seDmKmgOei
14:00 <StrykerX> Occasionally pastes in a join/part msg
14:00 <faux> HA HA HA
15:00 <faux> That is not a legit laugh
15:00 <faux> !!!!
15:00 <faux> Lies
15:00 <faux> Speaking of grandmas
15:00 <faux> Hello Maurice
15:00 <Maurice> Bitch
15:00 <StrykerX> Lwaxna?
15:00 <faux> lmao
15:00 <StrykerX> Oh
15:00 <picard> Lol
16:00 <Skirmish> http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pKJEvLbI9Z
16:00 <TokenDaRing> wasn't picard trying to flirt with lwaxana once
16:00 <StrykerX> Probably
16:00 <faux> Skirmish say Christina rules teh earth tyvm
16:00 <Skirmish> Probably trying to use her to get to her school students. 
17:00 <Skirmish> ok faux
17:00 <picard> We had sex
17:00 <faux> Wooo
17:00 <picard> Lwaxana goes off
17:00 <StrykerX>  <Skirmish> Probably trying to use her to get to her school students. 
17:00 <StrykerX>  <Skirmish> ok faux
17:00 <StrykerX>  <picard> We had sex
17:00 <StrykerX> Students?
17:00 <Skirmish> http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zs6GNUCw9G
17:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: he's a sick one
17:00 <Serenity> ok so i switched from a wine glass to a red party cup
17:00 <StrykerX> You sick fuck
17:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, classy
17:00 <faux> LOL
17:00 <faux> TEE WHY VEE EM
17:00 <Maurice> RED SOLO CUUUUUP
18:00 <Serenity> i was told a wine glass was too classy
18:00 <Skirmish> TEH
18:00 <picard> Lol Serenity
18:00 <faux> lmao
18:00 <faux> Its thank you very much ok
18:00 <faux> :'(
18:00 <picard> Bogan
18:00 <Skirmish> I need a refill brb
18:00 <faux> Meds?
18:00 <Skirmish> goon
18:00 <faux> Oh
18:00 <Serenity> im a hell bogan
18:00 <Serenity> what of it
18:00 <faux> Maurice show us ya goonbag
18:00 <faux> S
18:00 <picard> Nuffejnn
18:00 <Serenity> OH HEY MAURICE IS HERE
18:00 <picard> Brb
19:00 <Maurice> HELLO BOOZEYPANTS
19:00 <faux> O GOOD OBSERVATION
19:00 <Serenity> hello lover
19:00 <Serenity> im cooking food ok
19:00 <Serenity> and by cooking i mean heating up baked beans for ant
19:00 <faux> cooking meth
19:00 <Maurice> Lol
19:00 <faux> Oh
19:00 <faux> I made kousa
19:00 <faux> :')
19:00 <Serenity> ive never had that
20:00 <faux> I'll teach you how to make it 
20:00 <faux> Its delicious
20:00 <faux> I can return a cooking favour for once
20:00 <Maurice> I had to go to a baby shower today
20:00 <Maurice> That's really not my thing since I don't like babies
20:00 <faux> Oo raining babies
20:00 <faux> Did you buy them cndoms as a gift
21:00 <faux> So you don't have to go to another one
21:00 <Skirmish> 1.2L gone. 
21:00 <picard> Back
21:00 <Maurice> Nah this is her 4th, I think she's done
21:00 <faux> Ah
21:00 <faux> Gross
21:00 <StrykerX> faux is showing us now to cook meth?
21:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?
21:00 <Maurice> You'd think she'd have worked out what causes it by now
22:00 <faux> No
22:00 <faux> Kousa
22:00 <StrykerX> Oh
22:00 <Skirmish> If Picard run a night club, what form of ID would be use to allow people in? Student Bus Passes. 
22:00 <StrykerX> Skimmed over the convo and saw "cooking" and "meth"
22:00 <StrykerX> LOL
22:00 <Maurice> Serenity, you know how we complained about our 40 degree weather?
23:00 <Serenity> yer
23:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back DemonsRun. 
23:00 <Maurice> Cam msgd me, it was 51 there today
23:00 <Serenity> eeeeeeeewwwwwww
24:00 <DemonsRun> Ty
24:00 <DemonsRun> Optus are doing upgrades in town so dropped in and out lol
24:00 <Maurice> Thats what I thought
24:00 <[Maverick]> upppgrayyyddeeee
25:00 <Maurice> OH
25:00 <Maurice> I got a stuffed minion today at the baby shower
25:00 <Maurice> It's the one that wears the maids outfit
25:00 <picard> Fuck 51 wtf
25:00 <Maurice> My friends dad won it in a claw machine and she got it for me
25:00 <Serenity> the deli up the road from us has a skill tester with mother fucking gremlins Maurice
25:00 <Serenity> GREMLINS
25:00 <StrykerX> Serenity
25:00 <StrykerX> Did you piss in a cup?
25:00 <Maurice> Omg our shop had them too
25:00 <Serenity> NO
25:00 <Serenity> LOL
25:00 <StrykerX> It looks like it!
25:00 <Maurice> This friends dad wins them and gives them to kids walking by
26:00 <Skirmish> http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xOtxHWuazF
26:00 <Maurice> Cam just said that 51 came with high winds and a dust storm
26:00 <picard> Fucken still 32 here
27:00 <Maurice> I got hard nipples when I went outside just before, quite the breeze happening
27:00 <Skirmish> pics
27:00 <Serenity> ill be posting all night
27:00 <Skirmish> Skirmwardo on snapchat. kgo. 
27:00 <picard> Wasn't ha nipples,mot was ha kneecaps
28:00 <picard> Wtf
28:00 <amsy> haha
28:00 <StrykerX> picard is drunk
28:00 <picard> Wasn't ha nipples,was ya kneecaps
28:00 <Skirmish> http://vocaroo.com/i/s08Gvb4VzZXJ
28:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, anymore piss in a cup photos? :')
28:00 <picard> They are a bit saggy now
28:00 <Serenity> ITS GOON
28:00 <Serenity> OK
28:00 <picard> I'm not drunk
28:00 <StrykerX> LIES
29:00 <Serenity> how do i add someone..
29:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <StrykerX> Drag down from the top
29:00 <StrykerX> Then click "Add a Contact"
29:00 <Skirmish> press the ghost
29:00 <amsy> add me
29:00 <Serenity> found
29:00 <Serenity> i think
29:00 <Maurice> My nipples are not saggy
29:00 <Skirmish> I just saw a pic of amsy on her feed. 
30:00 <picard> amsy: is naked
30:00 <Skirmish> Yes, yes she was. 
30:00 <picard> She is on Skype
30:00 <couleurs> I just saw a pic of amsy and her feet.
30:00 <amsy> lol
30:00 <picard> amsy: is stunning
31:00 <couleurs> amsy: Hi Hon
31:00 <amsy> oh dear
31:00 <amsy> lol
31:00 <StrykerX> hi amsy 
31:00 <StrykerX> ASL bro?
31:00 <amsy> hello
32:00 <amsy> 18 m ur moms house
32:00 <StrykerX> That's hot
32:00 <StrykerX> Even hotter than Serenity's pee in a cup photo
32:00 <amsy> lol
32:00 <Serenity> StrykerX
32:00 <Serenity> you keep going and no boobs for you!
33:00 <StrykerX> I'll be good.
33:00 <Serenity> even if you have seen em irl..
33:00 <Serenity> i mean..
33:00 <Serenity> hi
33:00 <StrykerX> Seen among other things
33:00 <StrykerX> Ohai
33:00 <Serenity> >.>
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <[Maverick]> wait 
33:00 <[Maverick]> what 
33:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
33:00 <StrykerX> Nm
33:00 <[Maverick]> filth 
33:00 <Serenity> what??
33:00 <simba> gross
33:00 <Serenity> are you calling me gross simba
33:00 <Serenity> you cunt
34:00 <simba> no
34:00 <StrykerX> ahaha
34:00 <Serenity> whats gross then
34:00 <simba> youre breathtaking
34:00 <Serenity> HUH
34:00 <simba> StrykerX is gross
34:00 <Serenity> no he isnt
34:00 <simba> agree 2 disagree
34:00 <StrykerX> lol
34:00 <StrykerX> Breathtaking
34:00 <StrykerX> You smooth talker
35:00 <Serenity> hes just being a prick
35:00 <amsy> jamesing it bbs
35:00 <StrykerX> Hey man, I'm not much on the eyes, I admit it
35:00 <simba> thats the word i always used 2 use i think
35:00 <couleurs> ;)
35:00 <StrykerX> But I got boobs anyway ;)
35:00 <amsy> heehee
35:00 <Serenity> yes it is simba
35:00 <Serenity> and more StrykerX ;)
36:00 <StrykerX> ;D
36:00 <picard> Well that escalated
36:00 <simba> picard getting in on the memes
36:00 <Mew> y'all should add rosievan to snapchat, there's so much titties and ass in her story today
37:00 <picard> Simba is a disgusting human
37:00 <Skirmish> Are you giving us a bum steer Mew. 
37:00 <Mew> yis
37:00 <Serenity> i have a sausage
37:00 <Skirmish> lol
38:00 <Serenity> god this 'wine'
38:00 <Skirmish> It's making my cheeks feel warm. 
38:00 <Serenity> me too lol
38:00 <Skirmish> face cheeks. 
38:00 <Serenity> hahah
38:00 <StrykerX> Fucking alco's
38:00 <StrykerX> >.>
38:00 <Skirmish> It's probably 30% engine coolant or something. 
38:00 <Serenity> rofl you can talk!
38:00 <Serenity> my bum cheeks i hope Bonny :D
39:00 <Bonny> of course
39:00 <Serenity> lol Skirmish!
39:00 <Bonny> got you bent over
39:00 <Serenity> wasnt ther esomething not long agoi saying goon had fish eggs or something
39:00 <StrykerX> STFU
39:00 <Bonny> if it did I wouldn't be able to drink it
39:00 <StrykerX> Failing at multi-tasking atm
39:00 <StrykerX> Badly
39:00 <Serenity> am i putting you off?? lol
39:00 <picard> U fail at life
40:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, you could never put me off
40:00 <Bonny> and you're any better with your life, picard?
40:00 <Serenity> lolol
40:00 <Bonny> look in the mirror
40:00 <picard> Bonny: I'd have to say yes
40:00 <Bonny> yeah right
40:00 <StrykerX> Bonny, picard only comes on here because he failed at life many years ago and needs to let off steam
40:00 <Serenity> no one here is any better than anyone
40:00 <picard> If only u knew 😄
40:00 <TokenDaRing> hey picard, how's married life?
41:00 <Bonny> coming online an trolling must be really thrilling for you.. the highlight of your nights
41:00 <StrykerX> Those dole forms don't hand themselves in, do they mate?
41:00 <picard> Great thanks for asking, how's your bf?
41:00 <StrykerX> Life moments!
41:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: lol you're so homophobic
41:00 <TokenDaRing> it's cute
41:00 <Serenity> i love homos
41:00 <TokenDaRing> does your wife know you send your dickpics to girls over irc?
41:00 <picard> StrykerX: I could buy you with my loose change
41:00 <TokenDaRing> and msn?
41:00 <Skirmish> http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OWqXbkBCVc
42:00 <picard> I have nothing against poofs
42:00 <Serenity> lol what is this skirmish
42:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah calling them that totally says you've no problem with them
42:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: you're racist, sexist and homophobic
42:00 <picard> Don't confuse my dislike for you TokenDaRing with disliking gays
43:00 <Skirmish> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Banchong
43:00 <picard> Sexist? Wtf
43:00 <Bonny> calling them poofs is homo
43:00 <picard> I love chics
43:00 <TokenDaRing> that doesn't make you not a sexist, moron
43:00 <StrykerX> picard, Google sexist
43:00 <TokenDaRing> that's like Tony Abbott saying "I have a wife and two daughters, how can I be sexist?"
43:00 <StrykerX> Then return to this convo
43:00 <Bonny> tosspot lol
43:00 <DoC> Bonny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44:00 <Bonny> DoC
44:00 <picard> Bonny:  back in ha box darl, the men are speaking 😝
44:00 <Serenity> hnngg
44:00 <Bonny> lol
44:00 <Serenity> ol
44:00 <picard> Lol
44:00 <picard> Tony has the right idea
44:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
44:00 <[Maverick]> atleast she can get in a box picard.. you wouldn't know what one would look like.. 
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Tony is a lunatic
44:00 <Serenity> jeepers
44:00 <Bonny> that's why he is fucking up the country?
44:00 <Skirmish> http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jGPGO2oono
44:00 <TokenDaRing> he won't last the year
45:00 <picard> Fucking the country?
45:00 <TokenDaRing> his own party will vote him out
45:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: Tony Abbott is an embarassment
45:00 <Bonny> can't you read picard the up word is there
45:00 <Serenity> LOL
45:00 <TokenDaRing> every other world leader thinks he's a total joke
45:00 <Serenity> skirmish needs to be cut OFF
45:00 <Skirmish> How the fuck did we get from pointing out that Picard is a raging homophone to Tony Abbott? 
45:00 <Bonny> Tony Abbott only cares about his job
45:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: picard's life hero is Tony Abbott
45:00 <Skirmish> homophone. lol
45:00 <Serenity> homophone
45:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
45:00 <picard> So not bending over for the minority groups and parasite he is fucking the country?
46:00 <Skirmish> You pick it up to answer it and a dick swing out and slaps you in the mouth.
46:00 <Skirmish> lol
46:00 <Skirmish> Picard is a halfwit bigot. Of course he loves abbott. 
46:00 <picard> All we need now is work choices back
46:00 <Bonny> yup
46:00 <Skirmish> Who is really surprised?
47:00 <Bonny> not me
47:00 <picard> A decent work for the dole program
47:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl work choices
47:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: work the dole has been proven not to work
47:00 <TokenDaRing> it doesn't do shit to get people employed
47:00 <Bonny> yup
47:00 <Serenity> WOAH
47:00 <Serenity> BAC 0.02%
47:00 <picard> U cunts done really think it's ok for parasites like B1 to collect a benefit for most of his adult life?
47:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: I do, he's clearly handicapped
47:00 <Skirmish> Ah excuse me miss, you've had enough. Water from here on otherwise I will have to ask you to leave. 
47:00 <StrykerX> BAC off piss cups? 
47:00 <Bonny> the unemployment rate has more than doubled since tony abbott got elected
47:00 <StrykerX> Nice!
47:00 <picard> TokenDaRing: it teaches people to work
48:00 <Serenity> i have a breath tester
48:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP STRYKER
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <StrykerX> W4D doesn't get people to work
48:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: most of the people on the dole want to work
48:00 <StrykerX> But it makes them EARN their dole
48:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, not in my experience.
48:00 <StrykerX> :/
48:00 <picard> Bonny: where did u get those figures?
48:00 <British^Meat> is that really u Nick?
48:00 <Bonny> in the news hun
48:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: I don't get how anyone can live on $500 a f/n and be happy
48:00 <TokenDaRing> that's not living
48:00 <StrykerX> I know
48:00 <StrykerX> To them it is
48:00 <StrykerX> Comission housing, $30/week
49:00 <StrykerX> Concessions on bills
49:00 <Bonny> and the deficit was doubled by the libs
49:00 <TokenDaRing> depends on the state, StrykerX
49:00 <aam> I made cheese, tomato, onion jaffles
49:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, I'm in Victoria so I'm speaking from here lol
49:00 <Bonny> and they're blaming labor cos they doubled the deficit
49:00 <Skirmish> http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dfiUC5CUqv
49:00 <Skirmish> ball sack head, dickhead. 
49:00 <picard> Bonny u are a fool, unemployment rate is just over 6% it was never 3%
50:00 <Bonny> ok. hang ohn
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Bonny: the reason the budget is so shit is because Howard sold off all the money making assets
50:00 <Bonny> thats right, TokenDaRing
50:00 <TokenDaRing> when you sell off everything that makes you money
50:00 <TokenDaRing> you kind gut yourself
50:00 <TokenDaRing> it's like an airline selling all of it's planes
50:00 <TokenDaRing> sure your budget looks AMAZING that year
50:00 <TokenDaRing> but next year you have no business left
51:00 <Skirmish> You're all going to make me cry soon if you keep letting Picard provoke you into this discussion. 
51:00 <British^Meat> lol @ picard
51:00 <TokenDaRing> picard mostly comes onto IRC in the hope he can show his micro mole penis to someone
52:00 <StrykerX> Who's your target tonight, picard?
52:00 <picard> TokenDaRing: the reason the budget is shit is because Gillard/Rudd fucked up
52:00 <StrykerX> Amen
52:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: ahhahaha
52:00 <TokenDaRing> no it goes back before them
52:00 <TokenDaRing> you talk to any economist
52:00 <StrykerX> I don't agree with picard on much
52:00 <shmiksi> omg the libs are in
52:00 <StrykerX> However, he's on the ball with politics
52:00 <TokenDaRing> Australias issues with the budget are structural
52:00 <TokenDaRing> and go back to the Howard era
52:00 <Nick> most ppl on the doll dont want to work
52:00 <TokenDaRing> Howard was the biggest spending PM since WWII
53:00 <TokenDaRing> he just sold the house, car and boat to cover it
53:00 <picard> TokenDaRing:  u can't spend more then u earn. Simple accounting lad
53:00 <TokenDaRing> now the goverment has to rent everything
53:00 <Nick> thats because they dont own most of it anymore
53:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
53:00 <Nick> and continue to sell it off
53:00 <Nick> which they should never do
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Howard sold it all off to pay for his middle class welfare
53:00 <shmiksi> howard fucked away years of prosperity that could have set us up for decades
53:00 <StrykerX> When Naptime got voted out (which was needed), Dan 'the man' Andrews came in. He's wasted well over $1 BILLION of the surplus
53:00 <TokenDaRing> baby bonus was a mistake
53:00 <StrykerX> Since OCTOBER
53:00 <StrykerX> Nuff said.
54:00 <Nick> baby bonus big mistake
54:00 <Skirmish> See, this conversation has just reached the point where it should stop. When someone starts talking about the Australian Economy like it's a family budget, you know you're speaking to a retard. 
54:00 <Serenity> god this is boring
54:00 <picard> Don't get me started on Andrews
54:00 <British^Meat> yes
54:00 <British^Meat> pls dont
54:00 <TokenDaRing> lol Skirmish most people think debt = bad because they're struggling with it
54:00 <TokenDaRing> show me a huge company that isn't in debt
55:00 <aam> Keating, defitit ... Howard, surplus ..... Labor, deficit, Abbot to do Howie's job at a much slower pace
55:00 <shmiksi> sigh. at least us west aussies have scotty
55:00 <Nick> keating bad
55:00 <Skirmish> Measured in %, the country has less debt : income compared to the average family. 
55:00 <Nick> rudd bad
55:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah, it's easy to have a surplus when you sell everything you own
55:00 <TokenDaRing> oh wait, now you don't own anything
55:00 <Nick> the more they sell the more they = fucked
55:00 <Serenity> a surplus isnt a good thing. lol
55:00 <picard> You can't borrow tens of millions of dollars to give to cunts on low income to stimulate  the economy
55:00 <Serenity> it means teh government is ignoring what its meant to be doing
55:00 <Nick> umm no
55:00 <Skirmish> Well, it did. That was before Hockey doubled the net debt within 6 months with hand outs to the Reserve Bank. 
56:00 <Serenity> Nick you have the IQ of a toilet brush your opinion on anything that isnt picking up dog shit in the park isnt needed
56:00 <Skirmish> ^
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: that just happens to be his work for the dole job
56:00 <Skirmish> Nick, is a dick. 
56:00 <picard> Lol
56:00 <Serenity> hahah
56:00 <TokenDaRing> they couldn't find anything else he was suited for
56:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt trust him doing anything else
56:00 <Skirmish> You should sms TheMayo and ask him what to do next Nick. 
57:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
57:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish, paste someones details here
57:00 <StrykerX> No doubt
57:00 <StrykerX> Wonder who the lucky person is tonight.
57:00 <Nick> Skirmish i dont even know who the mayo is
57:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <Nick> are you drunk or something?
57:00 <Serenity> derp derp derp
57:00 <picard> Of course governments need to borrow money to function, just use it on infrastructure and jobs not hand it out to cunts that work at Kmart
57:00 <British^Meat> r u really Nick?
58:00 <British^Meat> Is this Nick or an imposter?
58:00 <Nick> ive seen him around but thats it
58:00 <British^Meat> I just dont know!
58:00 <Skirmish> I am on my way to being drunk, but not there yet. 
58:00 <Serenity> you need my breath tester
58:00 <Serenity> what a novelty
58:00 <Skirmish> I think I am the rest of this mug off fuzzy eyed. 
58:00 <Nick> you drinking?
59:00 <Serenity> rofl Skirmish
59:00 <Taco> dun drink n drive mmkay
59:00 <Serenity> you cannot pike on me!
59:00 <TokenDaRing> hey picard
59:00 <shmiksi> change your nick picard, he'd never be a conservative moron
59:00 <British^Meat> its ok Nick, ive made a mental picture of your ident, so i can tell if its you or an imposter next time "crazy" Nick comes on
59:00 <TokenDaRing> when Tony is taken down by Turnbull will you be happy?
59:00 <British^Meat> Leave it with me mate
00:00 <Skirmish> I am drinking goon out of a milkshake mug. It has to come to a terrible end eventually. 
00:00 <StrykerX> Yeah. Abbott needs to go. Go Turnbull!
00:00 <TokenDaRing> Abbott won't last
00:00 <Serenity> i dont mind turnie actually
00:00 <TokenDaRing> Rupert's turned against him
00:00 <shmiksi> turnbull is same shit but wiser
00:00 <Serenity> abbot is just embarrassing
00:00 <StrykerX> Turnbull isn't as right as Abbott
00:00 <StrykerX> That's his positive to everyone
00:00 <TokenDaRing> the Australian had a whole bunch of articles slamming Abbott
00:00 <Skirmish> Turnbull is a centre/right poli. He appeals to the centre/left as well (like myself). 
01:00 <TokenDaRing> Turnbull isn't liked by his party though
01:00 <TokenDaRing> that's the issue
01:00 <Serenity> i dont get all this right wing left wing shit
01:00 <TokenDaRing> the majority of the LNP are hard right
01:00 <Serenity> are we a country or a giant fucking bird
01:00 <picard> Turnball is ok
01:00 <picard> Very smart man
01:00 <amsy> skirmish, that was goon in the cup right?
01:00 <shmiksi> turnbull willingly fucked nbn
01:00 <TokenDaRing> it'll either end up going to Scott Morrison or Julie Bishop, if the LNP can stomach having a female leader
01:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish, did you share Serenity's piss cup picture?
01:00 <Serenity> why is no one sending me shit
02:00 <Serenity> i hate you
02:00 <shmiksi> please don't vote for him
02:00 <Nick> turnbull is an idiot
02:00 <Nick> he wont be pm
02:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Left wing politics is all about doing the best you can to advance the plight of the population and mainly aims at the low/middle income earners. Right wing politics, or the conservatives are all about doing as little as possible as government because by allowing business to operate unrestricted everything will just naturally "work itself out".  America is a good example of how long 
02:00 <Skirmish> periods of time under right wing ideology has worked. 
02:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
03:00 <Nick> right wing is not that
03:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: Share it? I haven't seen it. I took my own on snapchat and sent it. 
03:00 <Nick> but right wing is good
03:00 <TokenDaRing> right wing is typically stuff like neo-con liberalism
03:00 <Serenity> oh right
03:00 <Nick> thats right TokenDaRing
03:00 <Serenity> well i dont want to be anything conservative
03:00 <TokenDaRing> basically a believe that the "free market" will deliver
03:00 <Loof> steven_ stay the fuck out of #420 cockstain, you're not welcome
03:00 <TokenDaRing> belief*
03:00 <Skirmish> EVERYONE TO #420!!
03:00 <Nick> LOL
03:00 <Nick> everyone to 420
03:00 <StrykerX> Yes!
03:00 <TokenDaRing> ironically, the most free market in the world is Somalia
04:00 <Nick> everyone to 420
04:00 <Serenity> lol is there really a 420
04:00 <StrykerX> Yup
04:00 <Nick> hahaha 420 chan
04:00 <Serenity> wow
04:00 <StrykerX> And the best bit is
04:00 <Taco> u guiz r spammers mmkay
04:00 <Nick> what gronks
04:00 <StrykerX> Oh, Loof quit
04:00 <Serenity> yeah wheres their warning for spamming
04:00 <Taco> dragen
04:00 <StrykerX> That's why he's not in there
05:00 <Serenity> Skirmish is that you in these vocaroo things
06:00 <Skirmish> Yes
06:00 <StrykerX> ohai thar
06:00 <Skirmish> That is me. 
06:00 <nate> spam in my hand not in a can :D
06:00 <Nick> you sound gay
06:00 <Serenity> you forgot to yawn
07:00 <StrykerX> Oh 
07:00 <Serenity> hahaha
07:00 <StrykerX> ;D
07:00 <Skirmish> http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aMcwAqpiea
07:00 <nate> dick in the popcorn next?
07:00 <StrykerX> Of cours
07:00 <StrykerX> e
07:00 <StrykerX> "Hungry?"
07:00 <Skirmish> Nick: You'd know what gay sounds like. AHHHH BUUUUURN! 
08:00 <picard> Lol douche
08:00 <TokenDaRing> nick hates gay people
08:00 <faux> http://youtu.be/4kVl5VPBMkc
08:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Comic Book Makeup Tutorial (4 Different Ways) Views: 969,506   Uploaded: Published on Oct 29, 2014 Duration: 5 Minutes 59 Seconds 
08:00 <Skirmish> Nick hates himself. Let us all stand together and accept Nick as he exits the closet here with us tonight. 
08:00 <Skirmish> Tonight, let us share the realisation with Nick that he is a poo stoker. 
08:00 <Serenity> http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vaRWcPAhdY
08:00 <Serenity> Skirmish
09:00 <Taco> duz coffee make u coff?
09:00 <nate> girls poo or just boys poo?
09:00 <Skirmish> what the fuck is the background noise!  Did you do that in a airplane? LOL
09:00 <Taco> dad said dun try it its evil poison
09:00 <Taco> so ima just inject heroin
09:00 <Serenity> probably the ac
09:00 <Serenity> hahah
09:00 <Skirmish> background noise aside ... I've got a boner. 
09:00 <Skirmish> You sound like Rebel from Pitch Perfect. 
10:00 <nate> oohhh baby, baby i!
10:00 <Serenity> good lord
10:00 <Serenity> im just whispering
10:00 <Nick> sounds gay
10:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJuWlMFToNo
10:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ariana Grande - Baby I Views: 83,478,077   Uploaded: Published on Sep 6, 2013 Duration: 3 Minutes 24 Seconds 
10:00 <nate> yeaaah!
10:00 <Nick> like a nerd
10:00 <under> hello
10:00 <DoC> plivent, fuck off
10:00 <Serenity> lol
11:00 <under> me?
11:00 <Serenity> right to the point
11:00 <Nick> no under i like you
11:00 <nate> Doc is he cheating on you ;l
11:00 <under> you don't know me
11:00 <Skirmish> If I knew where you lived irl Nick ... I'd punch you like Afroman punched that chick on stage. 
11:00 <Nick> yeh we spoke
11:00 <under> I don't remember
11:00 <Nick> Skirmish ill tell you where I live if you want
11:00 <nate> what he'd be trying to grind you, and blamo!
11:00 <Skirmish> No you won't, you coward. 
12:00 <Skirmish> BLAMO! 
12:00 <Nick> Skirmish want to have sex with me
12:00 <picard> Sure u would
12:00 <Skirmish> That must have hurt because it landed hard. 
12:00 <Skirmish> Nick: See, told you that you were gay. 
12:00 <Serenity> i remember convincing some raging lune to meet me at maccas on bell st once
12:00 <DemonsRun> Omg it's so much cooler outside
12:00 <DemonsRun> Sweating my ass off inside.
12:00 <Serenity> .. considering i dont even live in vic..
12:00 <StrykerX> Now there's an app to get
12:00 <StrykerX> Grindr
12:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA
13:00 <Nick> Skirmish has grindr
13:00 <picard> Lol,sez
13:00 <DemonsRun> Oh, Skirmish has a boner... I sent you one pic ffs
13:00 <Skirmish> I don't even know what grindr is. 
13:00 <StrykerX> Sex app
13:00 <StrykerX> I think
13:00 <picard> App for gay sex
13:00 <Serenity> i could go some gay sex
14:00 <StrykerX> No surprise
14:00 <StrykerX> picard wants pegging
14:00 <nate> im saying hes your boyfriend as a burn
14:00 <Skirmish> LOL dat face DemonsRun. 
14:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: just get a fucking machine
14:00 <nate> BURN!
14:00 <picard> Only by serentiy
14:00 <nate> owwww!
14:00 <Serenity> oh god you guys are cunts
15:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
15:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: what does your wife think of this?
15:00 <DemonsRun> Sexy one hey
15:00 <picard> She loves it
15:00 <picard> Fucks me with her dildo
15:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: I'd do her ;) 
15:00 <DemonsRun> Damn straight you would.
15:00 <DemonsRun> Even with that face
15:00 <Skirmish> IN THAT FACE!
16:00 <Serenity> jeezuz
17:00 <StrykerX> DemonsRun and Skirmish are trading nudes
17:00 <Taco> yea skirmish cool ya fuckin jets aye
17:00 <DemonsRun> LMAO
17:00 <Serenity> no shit
17:00 <Serenity> no ones sending me anything
17:00 <DemonsRun> K, back to the party. Bbl
17:00 <Serenity> im fucked off
17:00 <picard> Good
17:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck off you got tit the other day Serenity 
17:00 <Serenity> i better get some cock pics by the end of the night
17:00 <picard> U don't deserve it
17:00 <Taco> Serenity, have sum taco <3
17:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, I've got nothing to send you
17:00 <Serenity> sure you do StrykerX ;)
17:00 <StrykerX> ..again? -.-
17:00 <Serenity> id eat your taco, taco..
17:00 <TokenDaRing> everyone needs to watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4
17:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pickle Surprise Views: 2,398,685   Uploaded:  Jun 8, 2007 Duration: 1 Minutes 26 Seconds 
17:00 <Serenity> haha yess
18:00 <picard> Want some carrot
18:00 <Serenity> uhh no
18:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: no one wants to see your "carrot"
18:00 <StrykerX> Baby carrot*
18:00 <picard> Lies
18:00 <picard> U beg for it every night TokenDaRing
18:00 <TokenDaRing> if this was 60 years ago
18:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard would be the guy in the park just wearing a trenchcoat
18:00 <TokenDaRing> flashing randoms
19:00 <picard> Great imagination u have
19:00 <picard> Eeeeeeewwwww
19:00 <picard> My eyes hurt 😄
19:00 <TokenDaRing> picard watch that pickle surprise clip
19:00 <TokenDaRing> you'll lose your shit
19:00 <picard> Token don't u have some cock to suck
20:00 <TokenDaRing> nope
20:00 <nate> i 2 like chicken
20:00 <picard> That's why u are angry?
20:00 <DoC> wb Bonny :)
20:00 <TokenDaRing> I like chickens
20:00 <TokenDaRing> roosters are good
20:00 <TokenDaRing> they wake you up
20:00 <Bonny> ta
20:00 <StrykerX>  * Serenity flashes << Pix or its lies
21:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
21:00 <Skirmish> SURPRISE! 
21:00 <TokenDaRing> hahaha
21:00 <picard> Cunt
21:00 <Skirmish> Bye Nick ... 
21:00 <TokenDaRing> bye bye nick
21:00 <Zade> wb picard you were missed
22:00 <TokenDaRing> said no one ever
22:00 <picard> Ty Zade
22:00 <StrykerX> ^^
22:00 <Skirmish> I miss Picard ... but my aim is improving. 
22:00 <nate> zade tuck him into bed ;l
22:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl Skirmish
22:00 <picard> Zade. Can tuck me in any night
22:00 <DoC> ty Bonny :)
22:00 <Bonny> I didn't do anything
22:00 <TokenDaRing> I'd rather have B1 back than have picard here
22:00 <Zade> no i am heading out later....oh you meant picard
23:00 <Skirmish> can people stop saying they would prefer B1 back please. 
23:00 <picard> I agree with Skirmish
23:00 <picard> Fra
23:00 <DoC> than some other oper zlined the retard lol
23:00 <picard> Ffs did I say that
23:00 <StrykerX> Can we trade B1 for picard?
23:00 <DoC> LOL StrykerX
23:00 <picard> StrykerX: like,your ex traded you?
24:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, well played
24:00 <Serenity> hahaha
24:00 <Skirmish> How about we trade Nick for Picard? 
24:00 <Mew> where did b1 go? did Ballarat stop doing internet?
24:00 <Serenity> how bout we ujust get rid of nick
24:00 <Skirmish> Nick is already gone. 
24:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
24:00 <StrykerX> Got Zlined a few min ago
24:00 <picard> Y?
25:00 <Serenity> oh
25:00 <Serenity> derp
25:00 <Serenity> soz
25:00 <Bonny> wake up Serenity lol
25:00 <Skirmish> It's been a fucking delight without B1 here and I would be pretty pissy with some cunt that said "I miss B1" and the geriatric took it as he was wanted back. 
25:00 <StrykerX> She's drunk
25:00 <StrykerX> :P
25:00 <Bonny> the wine is slowing you down
25:00 <Serenity> AM NOT
25:00 <Serenity> havent even got me tits out yet
25:00 <picard> Is he still banned?
25:00 <StrykerX> Night is young.
25:00 <Serenity> b1 was never banned
25:00 <Serenity> only zlined
25:00 <faux> You don't need to be drunk to get your tits out
25:00 <Skirmish> I'm living in hope that B1 drowned in his own tears and never comes back. 
26:00 <Serenity> touche faux, touche
26:00 <Zade> lol
26:00 <faux> No I mean get them out
26:00 <Serenity> oh
26:00 <StrykerX> faux is offering
26:00 <Serenity> LOL
26:00 <faux> You don't need to be to drunk.
26:00 <Skirmish> You get yours out faux. 
26:00 <faux> lolll
26:00 <Serenity> ive seen hers they are lovely
26:00 <Serenity> id blb blb blb them any day
26:00 <picard> Still zlined?
26:00 <faux> aw shux
26:00 <Serenity> no
27:00 <picard> Mmmmm
27:00 <DoC> B1 on undernet now
27:00 <Serenity> lol uh
27:00 <Skirmish> Well until shown otherwise, I will forever imagine that faux's breasts have hair sprouting out of the areola. 
27:00 <picard> Must of sooked up a lot not to come back
27:00 <faux> they do
27:00 <faux> I braid them
27:00 <Serenity> faux and i have twin nipples
27:00 <StrykerX> Hot
27:00 <Skirmish> viking Style
28:00 <faux> I dyed my nipple hair greeb
28:00 <faux> Green
28:00 <Skirmish> lol greeb
28:00 <Skirmish> http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DJMju7LPBv
29:00 <faux> hohohooho
29:00 <Student> new lows
29:00 <Skirmish> My chest feels all warm and fuzzy
29:00 <faux> wax it
29:00 <Skirmish> It's got no hair. 
29:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish, I pictured you with a little nerdy voice
29:00 <nate> fry some eggs on it
29:00 <Skirmish> Well, it has maybe a dozen hairs. 
29:00 <StrykerX> No idea why
30:00 <Skirmish> Women have said that my voice is soothing and sensual. 
30:00 <StrykerX> You sound like my cousin
30:00 <faux> Women with hearing aids
30:00 <StrykerX> It's creepy
30:00 <Skirmish> GREEB
31:00 <picard> I might go to bed
31:00 <Zade> missing you already picard
31:00 <Skirmish> I can assure you that we're not related StrykerX. 
31:00 <picard> Lol Zade
31:00 <Serenity> can you
31:00 <StrykerX> lol
31:00 <Serenity> can you reeeeeallllyy
31:00 <Skirmish> Well, if we go back far enough we're all related. 
31:00 <StrykerX> My cousin is in his early 20s, not an old timer.
31:00 <StrykerX> :P
31:00 <Serenity> lol StrykerX your sister was messaging me this morning asking how she can change her eyes like i did on fb lo
32:00 <StrykerX> Yeah she did it
32:00 <Serenity> did she post it? i cant see
32:00 <Skirmish> I worked with a guy once that reckons he could trace his family tree all the way back to Moses. He cracked the shits every time it rained and we demanded he part puddles. 
32:00 <faux> Pics of sister
32:00 <StrykerX> Nah, MMS
32:00 <Serenity> ahhh
32:00 <Serenity> i love my eyes blue
33:00 <Serenity> im gonna get some contacts
33:00 <Skirmish> When I am as old as B1 you can call me an old timer. Until then ... neck up before I kick you in yours. 
33:00 <StrykerX> O bby
33:00 <StrykerX> Might go to bed soon.. Tired as.
33:00 <[Maverick]> I am back 
33:00 <Serenity> NO WAY
33:00 <[Maverick]> and yesss 
33:00 <[Maverick]> pic of sister 
33:00 <Serenity> leave his sister alone
34:00 <faux> No
34:00 <faux> U get out
34:00 <Serenity> i met her once
34:00 <[Maverick]> as if I will do anything 
34:00 <Serenity> we neat StrykerX at pool
34:00 <Serenity> beat
34:00 <Skirmish> If I had a pic of my sister I would show you ... just so I could be assured you would never ask again.
34:00 <StrykerX> To be fair, anyone can beat me at pool
34:00 <StrykerX> I'm shit as.
34:00 <Serenity> hahaha
34:00 <nate> Skirmish!! ;L
34:00 <StrykerX> I won a game once.. Pure luck.
34:00 <StrykerX> The guy was furious.
35:00 <Skirmish> Really furious? 
35:00 <StrykerX> Also, no sister pix
35:00 <[Maverick]> so.. I found a street on the walk to the shops.. 
35:00 <[Maverick]> called... Shot Over PL 
35:00 <Serenity> shes got a bf anyway
35:00 <Serenity> back off
35:00 <[Maverick]> fucking filth muppets 
35:00 <Taco> Tacos Gang of Troublemakers k go !!!
35:00 <Skirmish> ... alone
35:00 <Serenity> can i be the pink one taco
35:00 <Serenity> plz
35:00 <Taco> ok sure
35:00 <Serenity> cool
35:00 <Taco> but i kinda wanted to be pink
36:00 <Taco> just u kno that
36:00 <Taco> lol
36:00 <StrykerX> Taco, are you red ranger?
36:00 <PinkTacoranger> FORM OF.. AN OCELOT
36:00 <nate> frustrated ranger
36:00 <Skirmish> Great. Now I am imagining animated vaginas with arms and legs shooting laser guns. 
36:00 <PinkTacoranger> lol
36:00 <simba> form of an ice menora!!!
37:00 <ShadowLurker> whats goin on here then
37:00 <PinkTacoranger> NUFFIN
37:00 <PinkTacoranger> haha pink taco...
37:00 <PinkTacoranger> oh dear
37:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
37:00 <Skirmish> http://blip.tv/TheInfographicsShow/vagina-5050920   <---- This is as close as the internet got me without going beyond the first page. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Look at 21 seconds. Looks like dragonballZ with hands grabbing at the ovaries. 
38:00 <Serenity> jesus Skirmish
38:00 <Skirmish> wot ... 
38:00 <Serenity> i want
39:00 <Serenity> green tin pringles
39:00 <IAmSpeed> Sour cream and chives?
39:00 <Serenity> yeah tahts the one
39:00 <nate> cheese is da bomb
39:00 <StrykerX> Naww, I was buttering a chick up for a quickie tonight on POF and she just went offline
39:00 <IAmSpeed> The plain ones are great.
39:00 <IAmSpeed> Sounds like she deflated on you.
39:00 <Skirmish> I couldn't watch more than half. 
40:00 <StrykerX> Or that
40:00 <StrykerX> lol
40:00 <[Maverick]> I has sour cream and chives pringles 
40:00 <[Maverick]> and once I have finished 
40:00 <Serenity> dont
40:00 <Serenity> do not do it
40:00 <[Maverick]> I am going to use as a phone speaker 
40:00 <StrykerX> ;D
40:00 <Serenity> .
40:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHAHA 
40:00 <Serenity> stick your gear in it and take a pic
41:00 <Skirmish> If you had said that to Pieter you would get a picture of an empty pringles tin with syringes and spoons in it. 
41:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
42:00 <StrykerX> Yup
42:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahaha
42:00 <Serenity> good lord
42:00 <Serenity> ahaha
42:00 <Serenity> i still have nightmares of him slapping that thing he calls a cock around for a while 17 mins
42:00 <Serenity> trying to get it hard
42:00 <Serenity> whole*
42:00 <Skirmish> You watched for the whole 17 mins? 
43:00 <Serenity> i skipped most of it
43:00 <Skirmish> lol suuuuuuure
43:00 <Serenity> i skipped to the end to see if he managed a hard on..
43:00 <Serenity> nope
43:00 <StrykerX> I can't believe he released a video of him failing
43:00 <Serenity> he didnt
43:00 <Serenity> ant did
43:00 <StrykerX> Oh but he did
43:00 <Skirmish> No wonder he is so angry on the internet. 
43:00 <amsy> so gross :'(
43:00 <IAmSpeed> Big night on the turps or pingers?
43:00 <StrykerX> He shared it with someone
43:00 <Skirmish> No sexual release makes Pieter an angry boy. 
43:00 <Serenity> ant reckons he put it on his HD
43:00 <Serenity> pieter says ant stole it
44:00 <StrykerX> Oh, they were hanging out
44:00 <Serenity> yeah
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: didn't he have his blue pills?
44:00 <StrykerX> Thought Ant was better than that..
44:00 <Serenity> nah but he had a floor that was covered in kitty litter and fit bins
44:00 <StrykerX> rofl
45:00 <amsy> cant handle a dirty floor
45:00 <Serenity> not even sure why kitty litter would be in your living area
45:00 <simba> he didnt even have a cat
45:00 <Serenity> yeah hes got a cat
45:00 <IAmSpeed> Got drunk and couldn't find anything else to eat?
46:00 <Serenity> it looks like a feral cat
46:00 <simba> just a lil joke
46:00 <nate> extra toilet?
46:00 <simba> bad people shouldnt be allowed pets
46:00 <[Maverick]> to soak up the blood from a misfired vein 
46:00 <Skirmish> lol kitteh litter was to soak up any roaming fluids. 
46:00 <[Maverick]> junky 101 
46:00 <StrykerX> He needs the kitty litter
46:00 <StrykerX> To absorb his piss when he pisses himself
46:00 <Skirmish> 'dat clump over there is vanessa, she was a squirter;
47:00 <[Maverick]> 'dat clump, is what came out of Ant's bumhole' 
48:00 <Serenity> lol ant hats you darc
48:00 <Serenity> hates
49:00 <Skirmish> Who is this ant. 
50:00 <Serenity> Queerant
50:00 <Maurice> He's a greasy looking person that one
51:00 <StrykerX> He abandoned picking up guys on IRC?
51:00 <jigsaw> wheres the saucy chicks?
51:00 <Skirmish> Erryone should listen to this with me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK3dTCk1Zjg&list=PL193F6B0897366E29&index=142
51:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dirty Dubstep Mix Ep.1 Views: 481,329   Uploaded:  Jul 27, 2011 Duration: 19 Minutes 1 Seconds 
52:00 <Serenity> Skirmish is a saucy chick
52:00 <Skirmish> BBQ sauce. 
52:00 <Skirmish> jigsaw is always looking for the internet wiminz. 
53:00 <[Maverick]> mayo sauce 
53:00 <Skirmish> expired mayo
53:00 <Taco> druidess says im gay
53:00 <jigsaw> yeah its like religion, lusting after something that doesnt exist.
53:00 <Serenity> MCSCHMAYONAISE
53:00 <Taco> no wait thats not what I wanted 2 say
53:00 <Taco> druidess sez dat b1 isnt on underpants
53:00 <Serenity> why is she over there anyway
54:00 <Serenity> shes a fucking nutter that one
54:00 <Skirmish> She hates Austnet
54:00 <Serenity> good we hate her
54:00 <Skirmish> I understand why she dislikes it. Mayo and co give her a hard time. 
54:00 <Serenity> oh boo hoo
54:00 <Serenity> they all give me a hard time too
54:00 <Maurice> She has ops over there
55:00 <Serenity> i didnt mind her until she went cunt speck on me for no reason
55:00 <Skirmish> You're unique Serenity. 
55:00 <Maurice> Same, Serenity
55:00 <Skirmish> :D where did she end up? Didn't unique drive a mini? 
55:00 <Maurice> She went off at me and Skirmish for daring to leave notes for other people
55:00 <Skirmish> lol yeah cause I leave messages on whiteboards at home to let Kayla know stuff. 
56:00 <Serenity> 0.03
56:00 <Serenity> pff
56:00 <Serenity> this goon sucks
56:00 <Skirmish> Not as good as you. 
56:00 <Serenity> ;D
56:00 <[Maverick]> ShadowLurker... engineer goon bong.. k go. 
57:00 <Serenity> thats right
57:00 <Skirmish> I'm at that spot where I want to dance even though the voice in my head continues to remind me that I cannot dance. 
57:00 <Serenity> i want a corn jack
57:00 <Serenity> DANCE
57:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
57:00 <Skirmish> I like the GQ podcasts. 
57:00 <ShadowLurker> D knows about cornjacks
58:00 <[Maverick]> cunt 
58:00 <[Maverick]> I am sure she showed you the busted up cornjack once or twice 
58:00 <[Maverick]> but you had more willpower to not go there 
59:00 <Skirmish> LOL busted up cornjack. You mean a munted vagina right? 
59:00 <[Maverick]> nah 
59:00 <[Maverick]> busted cornjack 
59:00 <[Maverick]> sif be grot like that 
59:00 <Skirmish> I was going to say .... EXPLAIN THE CORN! 
59:00 <[Maverick]> the last guy spewed up? 
00:00 <Taco> oi mayo, I assume ur here
00:00 <Taco> druidess says u never call u cunt
00:00 <Skirmish> He got zlined. 
00:00 <Taco> nah
00:00 <Taco> mayo cant get zlined
00:00 <Taco> hes a nice guy
00:00 <British^Meat> lol
00:00 <British^Meat> wont happen...
01:00 <under> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssA4Pht5Moc
01:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ronnie Coleman yeah buddy light weight baby!!! Views: 1,079,643   Uploaded:  Jun 22, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 4 Seconds 
01:00 <Skirmish> lol mav you are a bit trigger happy with those ops. 
01:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <Taco> u wot m8
01:00 <Serenity> 4 Skirmish
01:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11006478_10152573130177331_4721642142936028120_n.jpg?oh=e7f839eee52954983e321a370c91352e&oe=554948D6&__gda__=1435963561_821dd0b8b3b4accbd57432c5a4202b5d
01:00 <Taco> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iQU3KFwajo4/RvjVnGXVheI/AAAAAAAAAAM/A1-FuXiX_-U/s320/final+firebreathing+cat.jpg
02:00 <Skirmish> lol Goon Love. 
02:00 <Taco> nah that pic is photoshoped Skirmish 
02:00 <Taco> put a sharpie in your pooper and take it again
02:00 <Serenity> is not
02:00 <ShadowLurker> check ur pooper
02:00 <ShadowLurker> tLOL
03:00 <faux> Do you pick your nose with tour pinky nail 
03:00 <faux> Your*
04:00 <Serenity> i dont
04:00 <Serenity> should i?
04:00 <faux> Yesss
04:00 <StrykerX> I do.
04:00 <StrykerX> Upper class, yo.
04:00 <ShadowLurker> none of my other fingers fit
04:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
05:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/4FEAF35E-72F1-47BA-8BAC-B0C17E71ABC6_zpsrqnctwek.jpg
05:00 <Serenity> haha i need to put that on my fb with my pic
05:00 <Serenity> can i?
05:00 <Serenity> add me you loser
06:00 <Skirmish> You can use it. 
07:00 <Dugnuts> sup folks
07:00 <nate> NUtz!
08:00 <StrykerX> Righto, bedtime
08:00 <StrykerX> Peace out 
08:00 <Serenity> :( night
08:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP3HJVp3n9c#t=312
08:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jim Jefferies - gun control Views: 1,033,112   Uploaded: Published on Sep 6, 2014 Duration: 15 Minutes 57 Seconds 
10:00 <Skirmish> Refill, or not to refill, that is the question. 
11:00 <Serenity> refill refill
11:00 <Serenity> refill
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
11:00 <Skirmish> ok brb
11:00 <Serenity> kate!
11:00 <jigsaw> late bake kake!
11:00 <Serenity> oki put it on me fb skirmish
11:00 <Serenity> ur famuz
12:00 <Skirmish> Kate, if I don't see a pic of your gazungers tonight, then I am going to have to rethink our friendship. 
12:00 <faux> Why would she show you when you call them gazungers
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, well same goes for you and cock pics skirmish
14:00 <Student> cock and saucy chick
14:00 <Skirmish> No. If you want pic of my penis then I would need a vagina shot ... and I'm not interested in looking at a vagina. 
14:00 <Serenity> i wish i had like
14:00 <Serenity> half a kiloof cashews
15:00 <simba> salted macadamias, so expensive, go so quick
15:00 <simba> but Worth It
16:00 <Serenity> i dont like macadamias
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah - looks like a bit of a stalemate skirmish
16:00 <Skirmish> Hey Kate!  Look. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/4FEAF35E-72F1-47BA-8BAC-B0C17E71ABC6_zpsrqnctwek.jpg
16:00 <Dugnuts> hahha
16:00 <amsy> i dont like pistachios and i feel like im the only one in the world
16:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <simba> macadamias are the best tho
17:00 <simba> cashews are a close second
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> who did that?
17:00 <Serenity> i tried to buy some from the scoop and weigh at coles yesterday but they didnt have salted ones
17:00 <Skirmish> I did. 
17:00 <simba> unsalted are bleh
17:00 <Skirmish> I am drinking Fruity Lexia with Serenity. 
17:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11006478_10152573130177331_4721642142936028120_n.jpg?oh=e7f839eee52954983e321a370c91352e&oe=554948D6&__gda__=1435963561_821dd0b8b3b4accbd57432c5a4202b5d
17:00 <Serenity> ^ kate
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear!
17:00 <simba> Skirmish are your own lines highlighted a different color to everything else?
17:00 <Skirmish> Yeah
17:00 <simba> that is so classic Skirmish
18:00 <simba> i love it
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
18:00 <simba> Where are MY lines?
18:00 <Serenity> my lines are a diff colour than the rest
18:00 <Serenity> is that bad?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> you pissheads lol
18:00 <simba> yes
18:00 <simba> arrogant
18:00 <Maurice> I love walnuts best
18:00 <Serenity> but its easier to see..
18:00 <Skirmish> lol it's arrogant? 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love honey roasted cashews
18:00 <Skirmish> Makes it easier to see where I left off when I scroll up. 
18:00 <simba> no its just funny
18:00 <Maurice> My lines are red
18:00 <Skirmish> You're so arrogant Maurice!
18:00 <Maurice> Damn skippy
19:00 <nate> feed Maurice a carrot
19:00 <simba> u can use ctrl + L for the line to come up
19:00 <Maurice> That line fucks me off
19:00 <Skirmish> PFFT the line. 
19:00 <Serenity> simba
19:00 <Skirmish> Same
19:00 <Serenity> i hate to say it but i think you're alone in this
19:00 <simba> in what
19:00 <Skirmish> Foreeeeeeeeever alone. 
19:00 <Maurice> Hrm, I have taco salad in the fridge
19:00 <Serenity> not having your own lines a diff colour
19:00 <Skirmish> wait .... 
20:00 <amsy> i dont have my own lines highlighted either simbo
20:00 <simba> idc what u guys do
20:00 <nate> toss taco's sald ho ho ho
20:00 <simba> my background is white, most people seem to have black
20:00 <simba> which looks mental
20:00 <Maurice> Once you go black..
20:00 <simba> u rock amsy
20:00 <Serenity> OF COURSE
20:00 <amsy> u
20:00 <Skirmish> http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gnR1QH42aF
20:00 <amsy> white background wtf
21:00 <Serenity> K's gonna come home and wonder why the fuck Skirmish has written all over the cups
21:00 <amsy> how do u see
21:00 <Skirmish> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> once you go black…. yeah…. wouldn't mind trying
21:00 <simba> reading stuff on black backgrounds mostly sux
21:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/iF2Z09s.jpg
21:00 <Skirmish> I have different colours for different things that happen on the screen. 
22:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: simba's still rocking monochrome, don't make him feel bad
22:00 <Skirmish> Joins are orange. exits are yellow. Someone using my nick is green.
22:00 <Serenity> i wish i had nachos
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> so pretty!
22:00 <simba> ur so old i dont even know what that is
22:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't use mIRC
22:00 <simba> owned urself!!!!!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want, coloured text damn it
22:00 <Student> UTorrent 3.4.2
22:00 <Serenity> wow student can read
22:00 <Serenity> WHAT A FUCKING SHOCKER
23:00 <Skirmish> I just welcome the day when simba isn't trying to take pot shots at me because he's a cawk. 
23:00 <amsy> Hi Student
23:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: won't ever happen
23:00 <Student> hi amsy
23:00 <simba> i was talking to TokenDaRing....
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <simba> im waiting 4 the day u stop making everything about u
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <simba> i mean u didnt even say anything i couldve replied to
23:00 <simba> ur just drunk on needing attention
24:00 <simba> ok now ur drunk on it
24:00 <Serenity> no thats me
24:00 <simba> u guys are all drunk !!!!!!
24:00 <Skirmish> [23:18] <%simba> Skirmish are your own lines highlighted a different color to everything else?
24:00 <Skirmish> [23:18] <Skirmish> Yeah
24:00 <Skirmish> [23:18] <%simba> that is so classic Skirmish
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: want to see something funny on youtube?
24:00 <Skirmish> You clearly made it about me. 
24:00 <Serenity> ummm ok
24:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66GoZ2vKI9g
24:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: A Furry Re-birthing Views: 273,113   Uploaded: Published on Aug 29, 2013 Duration: 6 Minutes 7 Seconds 
24:00 <Serenity> o.O
24:00 <simba> pastes something random from 10 minutes ago
24:00 <simba> we were on many new things
24:00 <simba> wtf
25:00 <Serenity> TokenDaRing this guy sounds like the old guy from family guy
25:00 <TokenDaRing> keep watching
25:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
25:00 <Serenity> O_O
25:00 <Skirmish> Oh, so sorry sir. I will make sure I keep up with you in future sir simba. 
26:00 <Skirmish> lol suggest something I do is arrogant you stupid stoner dick. 
26:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <simba> fire up
26:00 <simba> ur mental
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's the goon talking!
26:00 <Skirmish> I am lol'ing. It's like having B1 type to me using simba's nick. 
26:00 <Serenity> i wish i WAS STONED
26:00 <Serenity> woah how did that happen
27:00 <simba> hes clearly self concious about being old...
27:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: did that video scare you?
27:00 <simba> s
27:00 <Serenity> TokenDaRing im sitting here legit like O_O
27:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahahahahaha
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf is that video?
27:00 <Serenity> 'you're going to be reborn orange'
27:00 <Serenity> .....
27:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: something funny
28:00 <Serenity> WOAH WHAT
28:00 <Serenity> LOL
28:00 <TokenDaRing> very hilarious
28:00 <Skirmish> ..........
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummmm
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> this is fucking aweird
28:00 <TokenDaRing> bwhahahahaha
28:00 <Skirmish> His voice ...... it's scary. 
28:00 <TokenDaRing> this is pretty much how I imagine Saemon lives
28:00 <TokenDaRing> and talks
28:00 <Serenity> I WISH I WAS SPECIAL
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it pieter ?
28:00 <Skirmish> lol yes
28:00 <Serenity> what the fuuuuuuuuuuck
28:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahahaha
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> the indian spirit way
29:00 <Serenity> i wish doodle was here
29:00 <Serenity> HES RUBBING ITS ANUS
29:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahahaha
29:00 <TokenDaRing> how disturbed do you feel now, on a scale from 1-10
30:00 <Skirmish> 13. 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> where is doodle?
30:00 <Skirmish> Cutting up dolls I think. 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> um it's a fucking 50
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
30:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahahahaha
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> umm
31:00 <TokenDaRing> i'm laughing too hard at your reactions
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> a spirit wolf
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> what
31:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: If you come across a client with this sort of behaviour ... what would be your next step? 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> police
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck
32:00 <TokenDaRing> I legit picture Saemon being like this
33:00 <Serenity> i feel kind icky
33:00 <Serenity> like a weird uncle that hugs you a little too close and too long
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a shower because i feel dirty
33:00 <TokenDaRing> the bit where he's tap dancing with the severed legs at the end is the icing on the  cake
33:00 <Skirmish> I turned it off when he was zooming in on her head and nearly vomiting. 
34:00 <Skirmish> That is as close to snuff as I ever want to come. 
34:00 <TokenDaRing> "I'm not sure I've done the right thing"
34:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: I've seen worse
34:00 <TokenDaRing> far worse
34:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHHHAHAA
34:00 <faux> I'm 3 mins in
34:00 <faux> Dying at him throwing up
35:00 <Serenity> ROFL THE VERY END
35:00 <Serenity> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
35:00 <Skirmish> WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY! 
37:00 <Serenity> no dude
37:00 <Skirmish> I'm not sure I should have watched that whilst drinking. Thanks for that potential mind snap TokenDaRing. 
37:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahahaha
37:00 <Skirmish> Think I might refuse to carry a firearm for a week or so. 
37:00 <TokenDaRing> its insane stuff
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> my gawd… that's going to take me weeks to process
38:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew-24Ad6t-g
38:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How To Masturbate Views: 11,398,006   Uploaded: Published on Nov 22, 2013 Duration: 2 Minutes 13 Seconds 
38:00 <Serenity> :|
38:00 <Skirmish> lol I saw that in the side bar. 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think beeblefoxx is actually beehhh
38:00 <Skirmish> lol that fits. 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
39:00 <Skirmish> dugnuts couldn't handle it. 
39:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
39:00 <TokenDaRing> he's decided suicide is the only way
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWy5QbCQyqw
39:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Unboxing My New Daughter Views: 52,357   Uploaded: Published on Aug 22, 2013 Duration: 8 Minutes 34 Seconds 
39:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: that one is gold
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> that is making me vomit
40:00 <Skirmish> 'put it in the basement, or do whatever you want with it'
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudder*
41:00 <Skirmish> Wipes knife clean with panties. 
41:00 <Skirmish> totes legit. 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know right!
41:00 <[Maverick]> WHAT DOES THE FAUX SAY 
41:00 <Maurice> Anything has to be better than the raping dolphins Serenity forced me to watch
41:00 <Serenity> loooooooooool
42:00 <Skirmish> I want to link these videos to the police. This guy HAS to of killed someone irl. 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> UM yes!
44:00 <Serenity> i cant watch this shit anymore
44:00 <Serenity> its making me feel like ive been raped
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: thats what I said
44:00 <TokenDaRing> first thing I said after watching those videos
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> daddy i want soda
44:00 <TokenDaRing> "I'm pretty sure this guy is a murderer"
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> WTF
44:00 <Skirmish> beeblefoxx is beagle. 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg
45:00 <Serenity> if i hadnt spoken to beagle on skype id agree
46:00 <Skirmish> He also does a game review on GTA V and says buying second hand games are great because 'the smells and the stains in the box is a bonus'. 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gIDH1FLjTY <--- that one is for taco
46:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: FJ9001 Crafting: Home-made Fleshlight Tutorial Views: 33,882   Uploaded: Published on Aug 21, 2013 Duration: 14 Minutes 38 Seconds 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHAHAHHA
47:00 <Skirmish> I don't need a fleshlight. All I need is Kate in the right mood. 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
47:00 <Serenity> DIRTY
47:00 <Serenity> BIRDIES
47:00 <Skirmish> Have you seen the pic of Kate, Serenity? She's smoking hot!  
48:00 <Skirmish> Maybe I should try sound less surprised by that ... 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <Serenity> you are like 8 years too late
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> keep drinking that goon skirmish
48:00 <Serenity> kate used to have a youtube thing
48:00 <Skirmish> She wasn't hot 8 years ago. 
48:00 <Serenity> pre sure she probs looks the same
49:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I have seen the youtube thing. 
49:00 <Skirmish> People used to link it and say it was femmefetale. 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <aam> Lol
50:00 <aam> Jen?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> saying i was femme *shakes fist*
50:00 <Skirmish> Well, this is my last cup. Lack of sleep has caught me. 
50:00 <DX`> whats sleep?
52:00 <TokenDaRing> what is sleep
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudders*
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oi
53:00 <katatonic_kate02> yes 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can be number 2
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll always be number 1 :P
54:00 <katatonic_kate02> and yourrr number 1 
54:00 <katatonic_kate02> hahah 
54:00 <TokenDaRing> warning, the following link is NOT WORK SAFE: click at your own risk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5R-XJJaw_A
54:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kinky! Dance Views: 34,180   Uploaded: Published on Oct 5, 2013 Duration: 4 Minutes 35 Seconds 
54:00 <katatonic_kate02> fucking muppets 
54:00 <katatonic_kate02> <3 
54:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8SO2BwNg4k    <------- courtesy of Mav.  It's great. 
54:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: RL Grime & What So Not - Tell Me Views: 1,671,632   Uploaded: Published on Mar 7, 2014 Duration: 4 Minutes 42 Seconds 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> DRUGS ARE BAD MKAY
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's what happens when you take meth
55:00 <Skirmish> I am in a snuggle up on the lounge mood. 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice undies, i've got a blue pair!
56:00 <Serenity> i should make chips
56:00 <Serenity> mmm chips
57:00 <Student> corn flour sprinkled chips
57:00 <katatonic_kate02> hey Skirmish
57:00 <Student> crispy, yum yum
57:00 <katatonic_kate02> do you watch sunny in philly? 
57:00 <Maurice> You should make me chips too
57:00 <katatonic_kate02> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_JUlXh7sP8
57:00 <simba>  ༼ ºل͟º ༽
57:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Joman - Daymanstep (with Video) Views: 1,584,451   Uploaded:  Jan 12, 2012 Duration: 4 Minutes 22 Seconds 
57:00 <katatonic_kate02> enjoy 
58:00 <Serenity> mm dk hotdog
58:00 <simba> sunny 1 of the GOAT
58:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkuoFwbjoc8
58:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: blahhhh Views: 24,485   Uploaded:  Aug 20, 2011 Duration: 2 Minutes 36 Seconds 
58:00 <Student> chinese goat/sheep year
59:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCDTF9FyjSU pieter works as a hooker
59:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gayham's Niece - Gayle Views: 21,543   Uploaded:  Nov 2, 2006 Duration: 1 Minutes 54 Seconds 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> my brain can't cope with these fucked up videos
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> STOP
59:00 <DK> living in a world of darkness 
59:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: embrace the insanity
59:00 <TokenDaRing> become one with it
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