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00:00 <slinky_J> orange-drink-u-tan too baby!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, just a tad
00:00 <beehhh> and TokenDaRing the UFO thingy is real i saw it with my own eyes first in tailem bend near boarder town now in miri
00:00 <slinky_J> nigga here beehhh hasn't figured the Borneo game out
00:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> do they even have running water and electricity
00:00 <milk> depends how you rate cost and worth
00:00 <slinky_J> is this cunt in borneo even?
00:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: I grew up an hour out of Tailem Bend
00:00 <Vagisil> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> do they even have INTERNET
00:00 <TokenDaRing> never saw UFO's in my life
00:00 <slinky_J> rofl
00:00 <slinky_J> fkn
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's because you're not beehhh!
00:00 <Vagisil> I see plenty of unidentified shit
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh
00:00 <slinky_J> yer
00:00 <slinky_J> fart
01:00 <Vagisil> someone else probably identified it
01:00 <slinky_J> unidentified bum shit
01:00 <slinky_J> floats through the air
01:00 <Vagisil> lol
01:00 <slinky_J> oi that's science Vagisil
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> intelligent convo ere
01:00 <slinky_J> that's why you smell it
01:00 <Vagisil> i just had a dream
01:00 <slinky_J> because it came out your mates arse
01:00 <slinky_J> stfu about ur dream
01:00 <Vagisil> where a friend of mines computer fucked up coz her kid filled it with dirt
01:00 <slinky_J> into the air
01:00 <slinky_J> and ur nose
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
01:00 <slinky_J> you have ur mates shit particles inside your nostrels
01:00 <slinky_J> dude
01:00 <Vagisil> and i ring her from the other side of the river, and i can see a dude trying to steal her computer
02:00 <slinky_J> no wash bro
02:00 <slinky_J> SHuT UP AND WASH!
02:00 <Vagisil> she scared him off and i got into the river
02:00 <slinky_J> your nick is Vagisil
02:00 <Vagisil> then there was a whale in the river so i swam quickly and got to the edge
02:00 <slinky_J> I don't read what you type
02:00 <slinky_J> cept for b4 when you said you wanted to give me money?
02:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing your fiancee using you for your house
02:00 <Vagisil> i was just treading water when a sea snake swam down my short and bit my ballsack
02:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
02:00 <Vagisil> i got out of the water and woke up
02:00 <slinky_J> what
02:00 <TokenDaRing> i'm using her for her german citizenship :)
02:00 <slinky_J> mollested a Swan?
03:00 <beehhh> german is better if you want to meet me in london
03:00 <slinky_J> Fuck a roo mate, Aussie of the year like me aye you
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> vagisil - please burn yourself
03:00 <slinky_J> ;D
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> and put others out of their misery 
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <Vagisil> lol
03:00 <beehhh> i will buy you a popadum
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> we don't need to read your drivel 
03:00 <Vagisil> you first drugface
03:00 <Vagisil> drivel lol
03:00 <slinky_J> oi
03:00 <Vagisil> blow ur mum
03:00 <slinky_J> me
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> tea would be nice!
03:00 <slinky_J> dude wow mean on a girl
03:00 <slinky_J> :/
03:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: do you own your own place in miri?
03:00 <Doodle> i'll share with you
03:00 <slinky_J> tea, black tea?
04:00 <Doodle> white, i'm racist
04:00 <TokenDaRing> I could probably buy a dozen apartments in miri
04:00 <slinky_J> I have blueberry?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks, your the nest
04:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing best if you take education in germany and move there sitting in your backyard wont get you there
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> best
04:00 <slinky_J> BYE THESTIG
04:00 <milk> I might make a bamboo pipe
04:00 <Doodle> i've never been the nest before
04:00 <Vagisil> man im so happy
04:00 <slinky_J> why the fuck is stig in here
04:00 <slinky_J> or alive
04:00 <Vagisil> my sisters been kicked to the fuckin kerb
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <milk> with agung cone
04:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: thats why I'm starting Uni in two weeks
04:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
04:00 <Vagisil> its like winning fuckin lotto
04:00 <slinky_J> Token is gonna adopt beehhh
04:00 <beehhh> good guy
04:00 <slinky_J> and make him his bitch
04:00 <slinky_J> yer ay beehhh
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
05:00 <beehhh> i'd have to do my IELTS and fly to KL to get a digital passport
05:00 <slinky_J> murder Norell
05:00 <xm> just study in Holland where it's free for everyone, even foreigners
05:00 <slinky_J> bee_girl
05:00 <slinky_J> beehhh
05:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: I have a hundred times better chance to get into europe than you do
05:00 <slinky_J> you have to murder her
05:00 <TokenDaRing> just saying
05:00 <Vagisil> fried balls
05:00 <Vagisil> vagina
05:00 <beehhh> xm best if you choose tromso
05:00 <slinky_J> she is holding you back and has all the money
05:00 <slinky_J> has the contacts
05:00 <xm> tromso?
05:00 <slinky_J> she owns you beehhh
05:00 <slinky_J> shimon
05:00 <slinky_J> you have to get rid of her
05:00 <beehhh> im going to UK where bangladeshi rules
05:00 <slinky_J> yer
06:00 <slinky_J> not yer you arent
06:00 <slinky_J> get rid of Norell
06:00 <Vagisil> FART
06:00 <Vagisil> YAMUM
06:00 <slinky_J> tonight.
06:00 <beehhh> we have our own setups there
06:00 <slinky_J> you want US dollars?
06:00 <slinky_J> if  you film it
06:00 <slinky_J> I'll pay you
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, did i stumble into troll hour?
06:00 <milk> yeah wombat
06:00 <Doodle> yes
06:00 <Doodle> maybe
06:00 <slinky_J> k beehhh
06:00 <Doodle> could be
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
06:00 <slinky_J> pm me
06:00 <slinky_J> i pay u
06:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing they will lock you up in any embassy if you set your foot into UK
06:00 <slinky_J> nobody reads irc i promise
06:00 <slinky_J> ;)
06:00 <Doodle> pm me 4 good tiem
06:00 <milk> slinky_J can I have a copy
07:00 <milk> ?
07:00 <TokenDaRing> LK?
07:00 <milk> I'll give you my cc
07:00 <TokenDaRing> where the fuck is LK?
07:00 <TokenDaRing> oh UK
07:00 <Doodle> luala kumpur
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol pm me for a good time !
07:00 <Doodle> bess price
07:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: I'm marrying a german national
07:00 <TokenDaRing> so
07:00 <TokenDaRing> I have a million times more chance of getting into German, than you do into UK
07:00 <beehhh> most likely they will give you the venizuila
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
08:00 <milk> in china they have a government department full of people who go over irc logs from foreign servers looking for any particular detail they can use for communism
08:00 <beehhh> Im also marrying your fiancee for getting you deported out from germany
08:00 <TokenDaRing> lol good luck
08:00 <TokenDaRing> my fiancee doesn't like asians
09:00 <beehhh> your a bad luck churn everytime but i dont mind
09:00 <milk> honestly, they have so many people in china
09:00 <milk> like you want a job you got be in the party
09:00 <milk> I think they have money
09:00 <nate> u dont like asians! but u can squeeze sweet and sour sauce out of them:)
09:00 <milk> but anyway you want rice you gotta work
09:00 <milk> so like
10:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: you get deported from Australia
10:00 <beehhh> my aunt was on 50k salary in middlesex
10:00 <TokenDaRing> they're going to ask you why when you go to the UK
10:00 <milk> in these factories they have people working for the nomenklatura
10:00 <beehhh> 50k GBP
10:00 <milk> these workers provide the necessities for them
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> well this is riveting! 
11:00 <Doodle> swap dick pics with me kate
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok
11:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing they give visa very fast cause the student post-work scheme has been ebolished
11:00 <milk> an the factory bosses can rape a worker, or the worker will get fired
11:00 <Doodle> you first
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine is flaccid at the moment 
11:00 <Doodle> i'm shy
11:00 <Doodle> mine is inverted atm
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hawt
11:00 <Doodle> inorite
11:00 <milk> but in the nomenklatura you get to have anything you want
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> totoes
12:00 <beehhh> highly unlikely they will refuse a uni student especially whose MBA is a 2-year program, unlike most are only a-year.
12:00 <Vagisil> this is weird
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, its just you
12:00 <Vagisil> i have to resync my router to get my speed back when it goes
12:00 <Vagisil> as soon as a i resent router i get my 24mbit download speed back
12:00 <Vagisil> after about 8 hours of connected the speed is about 2mbit
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> great!
12:00 <milk> those of name decide on the waves
12:00 <beehhh> longer the duration better the chances are
13:00 <milk> you can say anything you want to an untouchable
13:00 <beehhh> govt want money its a tourism ball game everywhere
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignore is a wonderful option
13:00 <milk> but insult the party and a million men march
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> embrace it peeps
13:00 <beehhh> i got refusal from canada cause my chef course was only 1.5 years
14:00 <TokenDaRing> lol beehhh
14:00 <TokenDaRing> you're doing to die in borneo
14:00 <milk> the march to the archapeliago
14:00 <TokenDaRing> no one will take you
14:00 <milk> then they get onto anything that floats
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> and on that note ima go to bed 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> night cunts
14:00 <milk> if you fall in, they dont let you back on
14:00 <beehhh> Stop bullying someone has 0% carefactor
15:00 <Vagisil> lol
15:00 <milk> if a boat makes landfall, the official orders forward march
16:00 <milk> then they all set off into the desert
16:00 <milk> deserts are very much like the ocean, except you walk
16:00 <beehhh> buzz was correct they seem to be coming from the moon, but not sure what their obsession with forest and the sea and the dawn
17:00 <milk> when you make the waterhole, you wait for rain to fill it
17:00 <beehhh> wish I was an intelligent like them
17:00 <milk> then you move on to the next place
17:00 <milk> until eventually you fall upon a city
18:00 <milk> next you get a licence and drive a taxi
19:00 <Prophet_CRi> <TokenDaRing> norell cheats on you every day at her work
19:00 <Prophet_CRi> <TokenDaRing> she sleeps with hotel guests for money
19:00 <Serenity> shes a he
19:00 <Vagisil> I FARTED
19:00 <Vagisil> and it fucking stinks
19:00 <Prophet_CRi> Im a she
19:00 <milk> women will do what they want
19:00 <Vagisil> well fuck a cunt
19:00 <Vagisil> krispy kunts opening in bunbury
21:00 <Prophet_CRi> i want a lenovo miix 3
21:00 <Vagisil> yuck
21:00 <milk> lenovo are quality
21:00 <Vagisil> Yep
21:00 <Vagisil> miix 3 is a pos
22:00 <Vagisil> more of a heater than a computer
22:00 <Vagisil> might be worth buying something with windows 8 though
22:00 <Vagisil> windows 10 free upgrade
23:00 <milk> I'd buy IBM
26:00 <Prophet_CRi> britain dont like their foreign student studies elsewhere
26:00 <Loof> sweet a job
27:00 <Doodle> handjob?
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <Loof> cunt wants a 3d logo
27:00 <Vagisil> lol
27:00 <Vagisil> those cunts
28:00 <Vagisil> lol ive lost 10mbit in 15 mins
28:00 <steven_> how much
29:00 <Loof> iinet is fail
29:00 <Loof> i need a new router
29:00 <Prophet_CRi> TokenDaRing will scam me off gumtree if I'd ever entered
29:00 <TokenDaRing> shut up mirza
29:00 <TokenDaRing> go listen to some benny lava or whatever it is indian men listen to
30:00 <Prophet_CRi> i sure will mate
30:00 <Vagisil> mm
30:00 <Vagisil> i dunno if its my router or some screwy dslam setting
30:00 <TokenDaRing> go watch this Prophet_CRi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo
30:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Indian Thriller - Girly Man (English Lyrics) Views: 2,587,371   Uploaded:  May 2, 2007 Duration: 3 Minutes 39 Seconds 
30:00 <Vagisil> wots it called when they channel swap
30:00 <Vagisil> can turn it off on gamer profile on a iinet dslam
31:00 <Vagisil> interleaving
31:00 <PunkyBrewster> I am punky brewster
31:00 <PunkyBrewster> hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
33:00 <Prophet_CRi> http://youtu.be/RBumgq5yVrA
33:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Passenger - Let Her Go Official Video Views: 533,088,108   Uploaded: Published on Jul 25, 2012 Duration: 4 Minutes 15 Seconds 
34:00 <Vagisil> lol got 1 quote back so far for transporting our new car
34:00 <Serenity> BUT YOU LET HER GOO
34:00 <Vagisil> $6000 sydney to darwin
34:00 <Prophet_CRi> no you let me go
34:00 <Vagisil> (_____0_____)
36:00 <Prophet_CRi> vagisil are you catching the ghan
37:00 <PunkyBrewster> ur pretty wen im drunk
37:00 <milk> hey Punky
37:00 <PunkyBrewster> hai2u
37:00 <PunkyBrewster> ^_^
38:00 <PunkyBrewster> @_@
38:00 <Vagisil> i like ur penis
38:00 <PunkyBrewster> asl?
38:00 <steven_> PunkyBrewster <3
38:00 <steven_> be mine 
38:00 <British^Meat> blurt
38:00 <PunkyBrewster> nah bruzz
39:00 <PunkyBrewster> im lik sum shit etc.
39:00 <milk> might take the land cruiser for a drive over some speed bumps
39:00 <British^Meat> i hate you Serenity, coz i hate that song
39:00 <British^Meat> and u let her gaawwwwwwwwwwww
39:00 <Serenity> hahah
39:00 <Serenity> sorry
40:00 <British^Meat> perf has mix fm?
40:00 <Vagisil> 94.5?
40:00 <Serenity> yer
41:00 <British^Meat> yer that play it on that heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps
42:00 <Vagisil> wot song
43:00 <Vagisil> BCOZ U KNOW IM ALL ABOUT THAT BASS
43:00 <Serenity> fuck i want to shove a cock down that chubbers throat so she shuts up
43:00 <Serenity> her voice is like nails down a blackboard
43:00 <Vagisil> lmao
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
44:00 <Vagisil> that ed sheeran though
44:00 <Vagisil> fuck i love that song
44:00 <Serenity> which one
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck, I thought I talked a lot of useless shit ... these game characters do as well
44:00 <Vagisil> lmao
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's half an hour in ONE convo I won't get back
44:00 <Serenity> im going to shower
44:00 <Serenity> brb
44:00 <Vagisil> take pics
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Ed Sheeran is as hipster fag as Chet Faker
44:00 <Bastardly_One> almost
44:00 <Vagisil> LOL
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one can be that hipster fag though
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the bad thing about either of them though is 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> if you like them or not ... they stick in your head
45:00 <Vagisil> hahaha
45:00 <Bastardly_One> = good tunes 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what a good song does usually
46:00 <Vagisil> the woman i share my office with and i were singing lion king songs today
46:00 <Bastardly_One> like you find yourself humming it or whatever
46:00 <Vagisil> really pissed off the rest of the admin building
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're like ... I fucking hate that guy though!
46:00 <Vagisil> hahahah
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that equals a well made song
47:00 <Vagisil> fuckin i so hope we can organise accomodation in may in kunnunurra
47:00 <Vagisil> ord river festival & kimberley moon
47:00 <Vagisil> gonna be sick as fuck this year.. living end n shit
47:00 <British^Meat> *gasp* one of me faves
48:00 <Vagisil> and the whitlams next to em
48:00 <Vagisil> should be an interesting weekend
48:00 <Prophet_CRi> how about going to woodstock at sanfrancisco
48:00 <Vagisil> lol
49:00 <Vagisil> JAPAN
49:00 <Vagisil> TAN
49:00 <Vagisil> ALONE
49:00 <Vagisil> lol
50:00 <Vagisil> OH YEH FRED
52:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
52:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Friday - Rebecca Black - Official Music Video Views: 75,689,617   Uploaded:  Sep 16, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 48 Seconds 
52:00 <Vagisil> love this song though
55:00 <Serenity> ahh thats better
56:00 <Vagisil> did u take pics
56:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
56:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Duck Song Views: 180,955,132   Uploaded:  Mar 23, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 12 Seconds 
56:00 <Serenity> yeah i took pics of myself in the shower..
56:00 <Vagisil> fuck i love this song
58:00 <Vagisil> THEN HE WADDLED AWAY
58:00 <Vagisil> TIL THE VERY NEXT DAY
58:00 <nate> ohh vaggy
58:00 <nate> wassup any dramas today
58:00 <Vagisil> nah
58:00 <Vagisil> bought a car cpl of days aog lol
01:00 <Vagisil> BURK
01:00 <Vagisil> FEED ME
01:00 <Serenity> DONT YOU OPEN THAT TRAAAAAPDOOR!
01:00 <slinky_J> oi
01:00 <slinky_J> why is your nick Vagisil
01:00 <slinky_J> just asking..
02:00 <Serenity> BECAUSE HIS VAGINA STINKS OBV
02:00 <slinky_J> previous was shit enough tbh.
02:00 <Serenity> woah.
02:00 <Serenity> caps
02:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahahahaahaha!!!!!!!!
02:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHA
02:00 <slinky_J> so we agree sezz
02:00 <slinky_J> lolz
02:00 <slinky_J> PenguinSeal
03:00 <slinky_J> ^ sick nick Vagisil, why you stop talking?
03:00 <Vagisil> lol
03:00 <Vagisil> i was watching utube
03:00 <Vagisil> WADDLE WADDLE
03:00 <Vagisil> TIL THE VERY NEXT DAY WADDLE WADDLE
04:00 <milk> anyway
05:00 <Vagisil> lol
05:00 <Vagisil> THE FART IS REAL
07:00 <slinky_J> dude
07:00 <slinky_J> I don't care what you were gaying out on man
07:00 <slinky_J> isil for realz!
08:00 <Vagisil> lmao
08:00 <slinky_J> lolz
08:00 <Vagisil> whats the difference between a chick pea and a potato
08:00 <slinky_J> tell me
08:00 <Vagisil> ive never paid $50 for a potato on my face
08:00 <slinky_J> hahahah
09:00 <slinky_J> Picard gets divorced finally!
09:00 <slinky_J> What's left of 3?
10:00 <Vagisil> ?
10:00 <Vagisil> lol
10:00 <slinky_J> lol
10:00 <Vagisil> loll
10:00 <slinky_J> lolz
10:00 <Vagisil> did u hear baout the constipated mathematician?
10:00 <Vagisil> he worked it out with a pencil
10:00 <slinky_J> ouch
12:00 <slinky_J> heard of the Theory of Three?
16:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun: 
16:00 <DemonsRun> Sup TokenDaRing 
16:00 <TokenDaRing> not much
16:00 <TokenDaRing> working from home tomorrow
16:00 <TokenDaRing> so having a late one
16:00 <Vagisil> lol
17:00 <DemonsRun> Uhuh
17:00 <slinky_J> I tend bar every day, I don't see nothing but when over this bar the rain falls, during Autumn, Winter is just shit here but that's about a day and I watch, all I do is watch, my cousin snores. I step up off the ashwood and come out and take that steel piece of shit shovel, but I don't say nothing. Steve, he's in reserve, like every day, every day since he was. He was so much of the brightness 
17:00 <slinky_J> from, from the star, in the glory days and still, he won't let up. I step off of the ashwood stool and stand up  "The fuck, Stephen! What're ya doin'?". I fucking curse out their great long-dead grandmothers. I stop and Vagisil, he pulls out an eight-eight-faggot and begins to fuck beehhh with it.
17:00 <slinky_J> k Vagisil ;) lel
18:00 <Vagisil> lol
18:00 <slinky_J> lel
19:00 <steven_> stephen
19:00 <slinky_J> UR ALIVE
19:00 <steven_> ;p
19:00 <slinky_J> :D
19:00 <slinky_J> sarp
19:00 <Vagisil> fuck i love the duck songs
19:00 <slinky_J> I just think ducks are cool bro..
19:00 <slinky_J> ducklings
20:00 <slinky_J> and if chicks dont like it
20:00 <slinky_J> eat them.
20:00 <Vagisil> lol
20:00 <Vagisil> i hate how kate mulgrew has gone to shit hey
20:00 <Vagisil> she was fucking hot for decades
21:00 <Vagisil> and suddenly boom.. ugly as sin
21:00 <Vagisil> even when she was on cheers
21:00 <Vagisil> fuck she was hot
23:00 <slinky_J> who
23:00 <slinky_J> m
23:00 <slinky_J> do the I need the M
23:00 <slinky_J> ?
23:00 <slinky_J> oi Oreo do your job
24:00 <Vagisil> lol
25:00 <Vagisil> captain janeway star trek voyager
30:00 <slinky_J> OI
30:00 <slinky_J> I was
30:00 <slinky_J> inside my room
30:00 <slinky_J> and Dax
30:00 <slinky_J> dude
30:00 <slinky_J> Voyager is the best out of star trek bro
30:00 <slinky_J> hands fuckin down.
31:00 <nate> hands down slinky_Js pants
31:00 <slinky_J> i love you natey
31:00 <nate> u drunk?
34:00 <Vagisil> dink
34:00 <Vagisil> YOU KNOW
34:00 <Vagisil> VAGINA>
37:00 <Vagisil> HOW MANY KEYS CAN YOU SEE
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
42:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu neighbours
42:00 <Bastardly_One> they're having some party thing but it's kind of outside my window
43:00 <nate> what sort of party:)
43:00 <nate> world cup party!
56:00 <Vagisil> chickatita
02:00 <slinky_J> nah not drunk
02:00 <slinky_J> I got a purple headband on though nate?
02:00 <slinky_J> I'm droppin' round yours or Kyles?
04:00 <Vagisil> lol
06:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: wake up.
06:00 <Serenity> i will not
06:00 <DemonsRun> Damn.
07:00 <Serenity> haha
07:00 <Serenity> hows you
07:00 <slinky_J> missed u
07:00 <DemonsRun> I'm so tired but can't sleep 
07:00 <DemonsRun> U
07:00 <slinky_J> *scream*
08:00 <Serenity> i wish i was tired
09:00 <Maurice> Same
09:00 <Vagisil> mmm
11:00 <^pHANTOM^> ditto
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
21:00 <Serenity> mmm fresh shaved legs are the bomb
23:00 <Vagisil> lol
23:00 <Vagisil> we had electricians at the school yesterday
23:00 <Vagisil> apprentice shaves his legs
23:00 <Vagisil> reckons the girlsl ove it
23:00 <Vagisil> the other 2 electricians were ripping into him so hard
25:00 <Maurice> That never happened
26:00 <Vagisil> LOL
33:00 <Vagisil> man im so happy my sisters been kicked to the kerb lol
34:00 <Vagisil> shes gotta close her shop n all hahahhaa
35:00 <Vagisil> fuckin failure
37:00 <Maurice> You're repulsive
37:00 <Vagisil> lmao
37:00 <Maurice> Both you and her have some disgusting disorder
37:00 <Vagisil> hahahaha
37:00 <Maurice> I don't know which one of you if the bigger liar
37:00 <Vagisil> <Vagisil> man im so happy my sisters been kicked to the kerb lol
37:00 <Vagisil> trust me im not lying lol
38:00 <Maurice> Doubt that
38:00 <Serenity> thats such an awful thing to be happy about
38:00 <Vagisil> nah
38:00 <Vagisil> its fuckin poetic justice
38:00 <Serenity> no
38:00 <Maurice> Is it?
38:00 <Serenity> its you being a prick
38:00 <Vagisil> i was forced out of home by her
38:00 <Vagisil> its fuckingkarma
38:00 <Serenity> lol sure
38:00 <Maurice> You and your wife look at a car and it's shocks break
38:00 <Vagisil> lmao
38:00 <Vagisil> woopdee doo
39:00 <Maurice> And thats not even from your sister, you've shared your pics
39:00 <Vagisil> id rather replace shocks on a yearly basis than be a lowlife cunt like her
39:00 <Vagisil> with no job
39:00 <Vagisil> and a centrelink junkie bf
39:00 <Serenity> ugh
39:00 <Serenity> you're gross
39:00 <Vagisil> the only thing wrong with me.. im fuckin fat
39:00 <Vagisil> shes a cunt
39:00 <Maurice> LOL
39:00 <Maurice> You're more than fat
39:00 <Vagisil> we had the biggest laugh with her farrier and my mum while we were down
39:00 <Vagisil> i said
39:00 <Vagisil> this is after liz cracked the shits and left
40:00 <Vagisil> i siad.. im so glad the only thing wrong with my wife is shes fat
40:00 <Vagisil> coz liz is an absolute total cunt
40:00 <Maurice> She's also not just fat
40:00 <Vagisil> farrier agreed and mum laughed
40:00 <Vagisil> happiest day of my fuckin life
40:00 <Maurice> She puts up with you, she's obv mentally retarded
40:00 <Vagisil> did a double pistol shoot in the sky thing
40:00 <Vagisil> lol
40:00 <Vagisil> yep
40:00 <Serenity> im not even completely convinved its not the same person Maurice
40:00 <Maurice> I'm not either
41:00 <Vagisil> shes teaching kindy.. pre primary.. year 10 english.. hass.. ict.. s&e and T&e
41:00 <Vagisil> she must be fuckin retarded
41:00 <Maurice> It's like a seesaw, both sides weigh the other precisely
41:00 <Vagisil> lol
41:00 <Vagisil> that was the best.. when i was in here as her
41:00 <Vagisil> fuck i copped it from mum
41:00 <Vagisil> she whinged to mum so hard
41:00 <Maurice> What drugs are youon
42:00 <Serenity> boom
42:00 <Maurice> Woops, I slipped
42:00 <Serenity> headshot
42:00 <Maurice> 'I copped it from mum' 'mum yelled at me not to upset him'
43:00 <Serenity> lol he sounds like a 13 year old
43:00 <Maurice> Lol
43:00 <Maurice> My nearly 12yr old is more intelligent
45:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he didn't bitch to me about it 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he has for ages
45:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure him and floss are the same person
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... she acts pretty much like ... yeah he has issues
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I consider them seperate people but nothing surprises me anymore ... at all
47:00 <Maurice> They both act like the other one is hated by their parents
47:00 <Serenity> [11:45pm] --> *Vagisil** you know i was fucking gutted when my zline was lifted... i drove 3000kms to lizzes house just to connect to austnet on her wifi so she would be zline as well.. by the time i got to mt barker it was lifted
47:00 <Maurice> Nobodies parents are that bipolar
47:00 <Serenity> thats just sad
47:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus christ
48:00 <Maurice> He's so slug like I want to spew
05:00 <beagle> im so sleepy , cya in morning
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so awake
51:00 <Vagisil> herp
52:00 <Lumeah> ies
56:00 <Saemon> yes!
59:00 <Saemon> Lumeah
00:00 <Lumeah> What 
01:00 <bl4d3> what the fuck is going on motherfuckers
01:00 <bl4d3> !!!
06:00 <bl4d3> wow austnet is slowly dying eh?
06:00 <Vagisil> not slowly
06:00 <Vagisil> pretty quickly
06:00 <Vagisil> beginner got 1 person in it now
06:00 <bl4d3> lol
07:00 <bl4d3> slow for me
07:00 <amsy> also its the middle of the night
07:00 <bl4d3> well, yeah. this used to be IRC primetime
08:00 <bl4d3> fuck i dont even remember when i was last on irc
08:00 <bl4d3> :/
11:00 <bl4d3> i say slowly because, according to some pages, austnet has been dying since the mid-2000s
11:00 <bl4d3> so seeing people in here at all is good i suppose
14:00 <Saemon> i used to come on here ages ago
19:00 <bl4d3> oh?
22:00 <Saemon> why do u take so long to reply?
22:00 <Saemon> you are only in this 1 chatroom
27:00 <Vagisil> lol
28:00 <bl4d3> because
28:00 <bl4d3> just fucken because
28:00 <bl4d3> because i'm not running a Pentium II anymore and was looking at shit in my browser cunt
28:00 <bl4d3> thats why
28:00 <bl4d3> :)
29:00 <Vagisil> lol
29:00 <Vagisil> man i miss my p4
29:00 <bl4d3> yeah
29:00 <Vagisil> board fried about a year ago
29:00 <Vagisil> GA8-ipe-1000 pro rev 2
29:00 <bl4d3> oh damn
29:00 <Vagisil> was fucking excellent
29:00 <Saemon> well bl4d3 im not used to being ignored
30:00 <Saemon> when i speak to someone, i expect their attention and reply.
30:00 <Saemon> cheers.
30:00 <bl4d3> you didnt mention me
30:00 <bl4d3> you could have been talking to yourself for all i know
30:00 <bl4d3> or just remarking
30:00 <bl4d3> lol
30:00 <Vagisil> http://www.gigabyte.com.au/products/product-page.aspx?pid=1687#ov
30:00 <bl4d3> dont take my coarse language as insult, yeah?
30:00 <Vagisil> loved that machine
30:00 <Saemon> i see that stated you have been gone foe a while bl4d3
31:00 <Saemon> have you ever heard of a prison drama show called 'Oz'?
31:00 <bl4d3> ja
31:00 <bl4d3> i own all of the boxsets of Oz
31:00 <Saemon> nice
31:00 <bl4d3> have watched it all
31:00 <bl4d3> except season 1 i believe
31:00 <Saemon> then well, you should know that my status in this room is that of Adebesi
31:00 <bl4d3> which i watched but dont own
32:00 <Saemon> I am the adebesi of this chatroom
32:00 <Saemon> you can be compared to like, tobias beecher
33:00 <bl4d3> hahahahahahaha
33:00 <Saemon> tobias beecher of season 1
33:00 <bl4d3> righto mate
33:00 <Saemon> lol im just kiddin around
33:00 <Saemon> good show though hey
33:00 <bl4d3> you just called yourself a fag buddy
33:00 <bl4d3> but yeah it was great :)
34:00 <Saemon> they shouldnt have killed off adebesi
34:00 <Saemon> they should have just wrote him off like him getting placed into solitary confinement indefinately, or gen pop or psych ward or somethinhg
35:00 <Saemon> which leaves open the possibility of bringing him back again in the later seasons
35:00 <Saemon> it would have been interesting to see him interact with omar white
35:00 <bl4d3> definitely
35:00 <bl4d3> i felt that it was quite rushed
35:00 <bl4d3> and only half-assed writing
36:00 <Saemon> tell me about it, the entire final season felt that way
36:00 <Saemon> kareem said gets killed outta nowhere
36:00 <Saemon> i was so devastated, he was my fav character
36:00 <Saemon> and supreme allah, that character had so much charisma
36:00 <bl4d3> @Vagisil those old Giga boards were awesome
36:00 <Saemon> how he died was piss poor
37:00 <bl4d3> yeah i know
37:00 <Saemon> <bl4d3> you just called yourself a fag buddy
37:00 <bl4d3> it felt, i dont know, unfinished
38:00 <Saemon> whys that? because adebesi butt fucked other men?
38:00 <bl4d3> yep. i always saw adebisi as overcompensating his masculinity
38:00 <Saemon> thats the weird thing i find about prison rape mentality
38:00 <Saemon> like as if he's trying too hard to convince himself and ppl around him that he was not gay
38:00 <Saemon> right?
38:00 <bl4d3> yep
38:00 <bl4d3> exactly my point
39:00 <Saemon> a normal straight person wouldnt feel the need to do that
39:00 <bl4d3> as well as coming across somewhat feminine
39:00 <Saemon> lol yeah
39:00 <Saemon> yeah well, with prison rape, they all say oh its about dominance, about power over the other person, its not about gayness
39:00 <Vagisil> lol
39:00 <Saemon> well, we both have a dick i assume, and so we both now how a dick works
40:00 <Saemon> in order to get your penis hard and erect in the first place
40:00 <Saemon> to be able to use it to penetrate another mans anus
40:00 <bl4d3> and you know that there has to be sexuality involved for the dick to work properly
40:00 <Saemon> you have to be horny
40:00 <bl4d3> yeah, exactly
40:00 <Saemon> yep 
41:00 <Saemon> so, if u get horny at the concept of butt fucking another male, how is that not gay?
41:00 <bl4d3> so for adebisi to be able to rape as many as he did, and as frequently. he had to be at least bi
41:00 <Saemon> exactly
41:00 <bl4d3> either that or he was getting viagra sent in
41:00 <bl4d3> LOL
41:00 <Saemon> and any real prison inmate rapists out there
42:00 <bl4d3> you werent known as Szymon on here were you?
42:00 <Saemon> the sight of another males nude body makes me lose my erection like straight away
42:00 <Saemon> thats why i can only watch lesbian porn
42:00 <bl4d3> lol no shit aye
43:00 <Saemon> lol no
43:00 <bl4d3> i cant really do lesbian porn much. cant relate so it doesnt turn me on as much
43:00 <Saemon> i see what u mean
57:00 <Vagisil> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhh
59:00 <bl4d3> YouTube
59:00 <bl4d3> wtf is a youtube bot for
24:00 <amsy> bye b1
24:00 <amsy> if that is ur real name...
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
45:00 <Doodle> hai katatonic_kate01
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
46:00 <Doodle> sitting
46:00 <Doodle> you?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice - comfortable
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm drying some clothes then taking the child out for a bit
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> baby chinos and cupcakes are on the menu :D
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <Doodle> sounds like my idea of hell
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol :P
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> how'd he nephew thing go?
47:00 <Serenity> i want a babycino and a muffin
47:00 <Doodle> yeh all good
47:00 <Serenity> cupcake whatev
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… something sweet because i'm not sweet enough :P
50:00 <Doodle> so whats your kid going to have
50:00 <Doodle> i wonder if they would serve me in a babycino cup
50:00 <Doodle> i could look posh
50:00 <Doodle> and stick out my pinky
51:00 <christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1-4kEYNWKw
51:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: tony abbott entitled to his view    Uploaded: Published on Feb 11, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 11 Seconds 
51:00 <christopher> lols
52:00 <Serenity> ants reading me harry potter for homework.. noone said this was in the contract when i had kids
52:00 <Serenity> that i had to go back through and do another 12 years of homework
52:00 <christopher> harry potter is good book
52:00 <christopher> i read all the first one
53:00 <Doodle> again
53:00 <Doodle> sounds like my idea of hell
53:00 <Doodle> i imagine hell for me will be full of whiny children all wanting me to do something about it
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you could say, oh i;m a giant (with the baby chino cup)
54:00 <Doodle> yes!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Doodle> and i could get broccoli and pretend theyre trees
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg! trew
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> the child will probably order a massive cupcake and lick the icing off for 3 seconds and say she wants something else
55:00 <Doodle> hahaha
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i might give her dust and water
55:00 <Doodle> luxury
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes nd zero calaries
56:00 <christopher> this ones joe hockey
56:00 <christopher> http://youtu.be/EZaPgSPE-sc
56:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: pussy with out ne    Uploaded: Published on Feb 8, 2015 Duration: 1 Minutes 11 Seconds 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> well that's just made my day! Thanks Chris
57:00 <christopher> lols
02:00 <christopher> hmmm
03:00 <christopher> ive either went to party at veronicas place or chick from killing heidis
03:00 <christopher> cant remember
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops :/
04:00 <Doodle> what did u do
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> disconnected
04:00 <Doodle> netsplit m8
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> and yeah that too
06:00 <Doodle> its good for you
06:00 <Doodle> puts hair on ya chest
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do net splits occur anyways?
06:00 <Doodle> not sure, something to do with penises i think
06:00 <Serenity> because austnet is made up of different servers, every now and then they 'come apart' which causes the netsplit
07:00 <Doodle> no dont listen to her she is wrong
07:00 <Serenity> the people on one side see the same thing the other people do which is people being disconnected
07:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1503437_1009448115750641_8167614777332323001_n.jpg?oh=cc7805b53f3998bdd9b86e8eaf7bcf86&oe=554C62EF
07:00 <Serenity> shut up doodle head
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <Doodle> kekeke
07:00 <Doodle> also
07:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10349948_10153587450784027_900060996838667200_n.jpg?oh=d5e7f7f3496d4e13aaf85e22d036b235&oe=555B7E87&__gda__=1432184791_ffb04b5c89946dab40a57ddce4ff67b8
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks serenity
08:00 <Doodle> sezz knows a lot about splits
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <Doodle> she's been able to do them since she was 17
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha @ links
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> net splits ftw then
08:00 <christopher> i can nearlly do splits
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> great
08:00 <Serenity> fucking cats
09:00 <PunkyBrewster> no, dats abuse
09:00 <Serenity> homer laid a huge log this morning and didnt even bother to cover it
09:00 <christopher> nah thats beastiality
09:00 <Serenity> just plonked it down and walked off
09:00 <Doodle> rofl
09:00 <Doodle> PRESENT
09:00 <amsy> hm
09:00 <amsy> fb...
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <Doodle> fuck buddies?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lovely ! 
09:00 <Serenity> lol
10:00 <amsy> i bought cheese and crackers today and now theres a sponsored ad for that exact supermarket ... for cheese.
10:00 <Serenity> mum told me my skin looks really good yesterday, i wonder if its because of all the sweating im doing
10:00 <Doodle> adblock that shit
10:00 <PunkyBrewster> http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/abbott-government-senators-prepared-to-cross-floor-over-racial-discrimination-act-20150212-13cvvn.html
10:00 <amsy> facebook ok
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> preggers!!!
10:00 <Doodle> google aidsblock
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ong congrats!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
11:00 <Doodle> loool
11:00 <Doodle> you should say 'thx mum i've been taking a lot of loads on my face, nice to see its working'
12:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP ROBERT
12:00 <Doodle> hahahahaha
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
13:00 <Serenity> im going now fucking behave
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <Doodle> i mean ok
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gasd
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> look out
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm going soon too
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> so it will just be doodle!
14:00 <Doodle> thats ok i can handle it
14:00 <Doodle> i'll just swing in the wind
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i bet you can ;)
14:00 <Doodle> keke
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics or it's not trew
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> 
15:00 <Doodle> theyre all available online
15:00 <Doodle> just google doodle's doodle
15:00 <Doodle> wait til your kids isnt looking tho
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> noted!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> *googles* puppetry of the penis
20:00 <Doodle> kkekeke
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46QxAEwZy3w&list=PL22FsOge1T6aWGCzo4crjjOk1Rt1bc9gW&index=3
26:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Puppetry of the Penis 02 Views: 12,475   Uploaded:  Sep 11, 2014 Duration: 5 Minutes 29 Seconds 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you do any boys?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> you've all gone quiet! Are you trying em out?
30:00 <Doodle> yes
30:00 <Doodle> and no i cant do any
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh noice!
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww man
30:00 <Doodle> i'll have to practice
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo fantastical
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> looking forward to that :P
33:00 <Doodle> haha
33:00 <Doodle> me too secretly
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> muhahaha
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics to preserve for historical purposes :P
36:00 <PunkyBrewster> thats why i take pics of my dick
36:00 <Doodle> ofc
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> and for privacy reasons you better MMS them to me
37:00 <Doodle> no worries
37:00 <Doodle> as backup
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're da best!
38:00 <DoC> john is so stupid, ur abusing in notices wont work retard.
39:00 <Doodle> its not john
39:00 <DoC> well i'm at work brb
39:00 <Doodle> it will be mayo or some other fail troll
40:00 <ShadowLurker> boobies
40:00 <Doodle> in and around my mouth
41:00 <ShadowLurker> on the face area
41:00 <Doodle> def
41:00 <ShadowLurker> in the hands
41:00 <ShadowLurker> around the knob
41:00 <ShadowLurker> etc
41:00 <Doodle> quite
42:00 <ShadowLurker> o/
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT!
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways - chat later peeps! 
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <ShadowLurker> so love is in the air
43:00 <ShadowLurker> try not to breathe
43:00 <Doodle> til it lands
48:00 <beagle> nothing like lemon lime solo mans can
50:00 <PunkyBrewster> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_1nZZrv8aU
50:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Solo (Australian ad) 1984 Views: 15,888   Uploaded:  Jun 3, 2010 Duration: 0 Minutes 30 Seconds 
50:00 <Serenity> god who let him back in
51:00 <PunkyBrewster> ok I'll leave k ;(
51:00 <Doodle> dont let the door hit your arse
51:00 <Doodle> take your stupid golden retriever with you
53:00 <Serenity> lolol
02:00 <beagle> valentines day tomorrow
03:00 <beagle> its also my sisters birthday
03:00 <beagle> and right now, its time for a coffee
03:00 <slinky_J> sounds suss man
03:00 <beagle> after that weird chicken spicey roll that made the service station rich
03:00 <slinky_J> did it make your anus itch?
03:00 <beagle> she broke up with her husband are you going to further ur curiousity 
03:00 <beagle> well usually they dont go in and out same time josh
04:00 <beagle> atleast it wasnt mcdonalds wrap they are like worst in world
04:00 <beagle> u could tease an ethopian with those
04:00 <beagle> i want it oh wait its not edible i want it oh its not edible
06:00 <beagle> food is expensive but americans keep throwing it out instead of feeding the poor
07:00 <slinky_J> the poor love it bro
07:00 <slinky_J> they love bin diving mang
07:00 <slinky_J> for them it's swimming for food yo
07:00 <Skirmish> Students in Canberra bin dive.
10:00 <Skirmish> Was an article on the abc website about it. Chick was a hotty too. Shame they're so broke.
10:00 <beagle> this black guy on pal , just knocked up a very rich asian woman
10:00 <beagle> she is due in 7 weeks
10:00 <beagle> black asian baby !
10:00 <beagle> she will keep the baby
10:00 <beagle> but they all told her he is only after the money , not her and the baby
11:00 <Skirmish> If it's due in 7 weeks he didn't 'just' knock her up.
11:00 <beagle> by look in her eyes she is saddened by that hopefully she doesnt .... 
11:00 <beagle> hrm she could find another father or be single parent
11:00 <beagle> she is very rich
11:00 <beagle> chinese american , from rich chinese family
11:00 <beagle> she cant abort the baby is almost cooked down there
12:00 <ShadowLurker> woa is this cunt still alive
12:00 <beagle> Skirmish, so true that.
12:00 <beagle> well doesnt when i was saying that is 'kill him' an go jail for ...
12:00 <beagle> fuckin a black guy that was using her
12:00 <beagle> but
12:00 <slinky_J> btw beagle I'm sorry for rippin' at you last week that was truly rude of me
12:00 <beagle> she says he still talk to her and ...
12:00 <beagle> things will work out but
12:00 <slinky_J> Freegans
12:00 <beagle> for now he is sitting back smoking cones thinking hrm i have a baby with rich woman
12:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish?
13:00 <beagle> slinky_J its ok i recall nothing of that i was pretty damn drunk
13:00 <slinky_J> is that what the article was about?
13:00 <slinky_J> cool beagle.
13:00 <beagle> slinky_J i just paid at midnight last night for a vintage 1950s watch on ebay from city 
13:00 <beagle> adelaide city
13:00 <Skirmish> You just fapped over the pic and didnt read it?
13:00 <slinky_J> you know I dig vintage
13:00 <beagle> and i show pic of it someone who buys n sells vintage a lot she says its early 1900s
13:00 <beagle> she thinks its worth much more than 35 i paid.
13:00 <slinky_J> It's not my fault if the hottness overwhelms me.
13:00 <slinky_J> haha
14:00 <beagle> i kinda did research . it is only 1950s but thats pretty fucking old for a working watch !
14:00 <slinky_J> yer
14:00 <beagle> hot weather is not as bad up here as at night it gets much much cooler
14:00 <slinky_J> I like watches
14:00 <beagle> tomorrow is near 40c tho slinky_J . look out.
14:00 <beagle> lots fans and water squirties all around house
14:00 <slinky_J> gotta get a new battery put in my fav watch
14:00 <beagle> i bought one those fans with squirtie
14:00 <Skirmish> Ive got a fiver that this entire conversation out of beagle is fabricated.
14:00 <slinky_J> kind've nervous 
14:00 <slinky_J> lol
15:00 <ShadowLurker> i concur Skirmish
15:00 <Serenity> me too
17:00 <Skirmish> Should have bought ipad to work. Dead today.
17:00 <Serenity> the only thing to eat here is chocolate
17:00 <Serenity> first world problems
17:00 <ShadowLurker> om nom
18:00 <ShadowLurker> oh bub
18:00 <ShadowLurker> he's still fuming
18:00 <slinky_J> wooFW probs are the best
18:00 <beagle> i walked with beachbag of 169 cans n bottles in heat 
18:00 <slinky_J> oh my gosh oh my gosh did I use enough hair gel?!
18:00 <ShadowLurker> looked at me today all <.<
18:00 <ShadowLurker> not a word
18:00 <Serenity> lol yeah?
18:00 <beagle> cashed em in walked another 10km got alc and went home
18:00 <beagle> i used to use hair gel
18:00 <Serenity> fuck hes a cock sucker
18:00 <Skirmish> The work guy? Lol wrestle him.
19:00 <ShadowLurker> big time
19:00 <Serenity> hes one more thing away from a hot bath and a bottle of gin
19:00 <Serenity> and a razor
19:00 <ShadowLurker> i reckon
20:00 <beagle> shudder , razor for what
20:00 <ShadowLurker> well he had to lend his car to his wife
20:00 <beagle> gin, ok, bath, ok
20:00 <ShadowLurker> cos hers got written off
20:00 <beagle> razor shaving face in bath
20:00 <beagle> never tried that 
20:00 <slinky_J> you makin gin in the bathtub?
20:00 <ShadowLurker> beagle fuck off mate
20:00 <slinky_J> you bootleggin' moonshine cuz?
20:00 <Skirmish> He is going to have a stress stroke.
20:00 <slinky_J> lolz
20:00 <Serenity> fuck up chad
20:00 <Serenity> hang himself in a public toilet
21:00 <ShadowLurker> he's gotta be close
21:00 <slinky_J> ay sezz that's prob the best way to do it
21:00 <ShadowLurker> im surprised he hasnt had a swing at me yet
21:00 <Serenity> but hes done it all to himself
21:00 <ShadowLurker> hes that kind of guy
21:00 <Serenity> thats the hilarious part
21:00 <Serenity> its literally all self induced stress
21:00 <ShadowLurker> hes a cockwit
21:00 <Skirmish> This week must be Karma week.
22:00 <ShadowLurker> hed be almost autnset troll class cockwit
22:00 <ShadowLurker> austnet*
22:00 <beagle> r u talking about loof
22:00 <Serenity> .
22:00 <slinky_J> LOL
22:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5U_wSAIf2I
22:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Vicious Traditions | The Veils Views: 169,942   Uploaded:  Jan 24, 2011 Duration: 4 Minutes 48 Seconds 
22:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck man
22:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
23:00 <Skirmish> Ask him if he has a relative in Melbourne named Pieter. Maybe thats why he is mad.
23:00 <ShadowLurker> could be
23:00 <Serenity> seriously tho i dont want to eat chocolate
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <beagle> why not
23:00 <beagle> its fucken delicious
23:00 <Skirmish> You typed that whilst chewing choc didnt you.
23:00 <ShadowLurker> u know what im craving
23:00 <Serenity> because its not even 10am
23:00 <beagle> na i just buy fruit tingles
23:00 <ShadowLurker> french toast
24:00 <beagle> chocolate sometimes .. oh u mean her
24:00 <ShadowLurker> noone is talking to you beagle
24:00 <Skirmish> Chicken burger for lunch for me. Yum.
24:00 <Serenity> mmm french toast
24:00 <Serenity> we need to do waffles again one day
24:00 <ShadowLurker> om nom
24:00 <Serenity> i make nom chicken burgers
25:00 <Skirmish> So does kayla
25:00 <Skirmish> Shes off work today but i think im getting a take away shop job.
26:00 <Serenity> mm schnitty burgers sound good
26:00 <Skirmish> What are you doing for dinner? We need ideas.
27:00 <PunkyBrewster> I have dinner ideas
27:00 <PunkyBrewster> Glad I could help
27:00 <Skirmish> Probably have to wait till we get ethan since he is thr fussy eater.
27:00 <Serenity> i havent thought about dinner yet tbh
28:00 <Serenity> hankering to do some pad thai though
29:00 <Serenity> might actually do scnitty burgers
29:00 <Serenity> with home made chips
29:00 <PunkyBrewster> I'ma make burritos ole !!!
30:00 <Skirmish> I've been craving sweet potato chips lately.
31:00 <Skirmish> Maccas around here have been doing them.
32:00 <Serenity> i love sweet potato
32:00 <Skirmish> Kayla hates cooking it for some reason
33:00 <Serenity> its difficult to get it cooked right when you are making things like chips
33:00 <Serenity> i dont blame her
33:00 <Serenity> its easy to make it either too hard or just plain mush
33:00 <Skirmish> Anyway. Enjoy your respective days. I hope ShadowLurker survives and his workmate doesn't go postal.
34:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <Serenity> bai
44:00 <slinky_J> this is a total rip
45:00 <slinky_J> nice and cloudy, a few rain drops but the heat man the heat!
03:00 <PunkyBrewster> slinky_J, u could always move somewhere else
04:00 <PunkyBrewster> like tasmania
06:00 <Serenity> is it cold in tasmania?
06:00 <PunkyBrewster> well u cant have everything
06:00 <Loof> not if you're rugged up with your sister
06:00 <Serenity> i like the cold
07:00 <Serenity> if i could be rugged up in hoodies every day of the year id be happy
07:00 <ShadowLurker> O.o
07:00 <ShadowLurker> im about to smash down a cadbury mervellous creations egg
07:00 <Loof> agreed sweaty balls suck
08:00 <PunkyBrewster> I like both the hot and cold because I'm not a pussy
08:00 <PunkyBrewster> I can live anywhere
08:00 <Serenity> sweaty boobs suck
08:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <ShadowLurker> agreed
08:00 <Loof> bras on hot days must suck ass
09:00 <ShadowLurker> bras on any day suck
09:00 <ShadowLurker> cos boobs
10:00 <Serenity> yeah bras just suck in general
10:00 <Serenity> but on super hot days they are worse
10:00 <British^Meat> http://i.imgur.com/1usfC9a.gif
11:00 <PunkyBrewster> I like bras, they stop tits from becoming saggy mess
11:00 <PunkyBrewster> perky tits r g8
11:00 <PunkyBrewster> therefore bras r g8
11:00 <Serenity> bras dont actually stop boobs becoming saggy
15:00 <beagle> are you able to smoke in the crown casino indoors where they play bands
15:00 <beagle> still ?
15:00 <beagle> or not
15:00 <beagle> if u dont tell me i have to wait for a bloke who is visiting melb on monday
15:00 <beagle> :/
16:00 <beagle> im guessing its a big NO cause law was changing when i was there in 2006
17:00 <Serenity> no you cant smoke inside.
18:00 <christopher> coffee
18:00 <slinky_J> STOP PULLING YOUR SISTER'S HAIR!
18:00 <christopher> :)
19:00 <slinky_J> when the f**k did snoopy come back?!
23:00 <christopher> Serenity
23:00 <christopher> how are u today
23:00 <PunkyBrewster> Serenity, they certainly do improve the situation beyond not wearing a bra
25:00 <Loof> ew smoking inside
25:00 <christopher> shut up depo man
25:00 <Serenity> theyve actually proven that wearing bras weakens the muscles that keep the breasts 'perky'
25:00 <Loof> great
25:00 <Serenity> so wearing one earlier and for longer means your boobs are more likely to sag
25:00 <Loof> fuck our lives
26:00 <ShadowLurker> cause the muscles arent working to hold them up so they dont get stronger
26:00 <Serenity> not including rough activities of course
26:00 <Serenity> not wearing one during sport or exercise is dangerous
26:00 <ShadowLurker> mmm rough activities
26:00 <christopher> lol
28:00 <Serenity> all of that goes out the window when you have kids anyway
28:00 <Serenity> sag city
29:00 <Loof> noticed that
29:00 <Loof> :(
29:00 <Serenity> pregnancy ruins the chesticles
31:00 <Loof> i've realised i care about the nipples not the boobs
31:00 <Loof> droopy dont bother me no more
31:00 <Serenity> nipples the best part of the boob
31:00 <Loof> yep
31:00 <Loof> def
31:00 <Serenity> a good nipple voids any sag
31:00 <Loof> fuck yes
32:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity has great taste in nipples
32:00 <Loof> ling wa's are pancakes :(
33:00 <Loof> maybe i should tell her to get piercings
33:00 <Loof> some shit
33:00 <Serenity> big ones are a big yuck
33:00 <Serenity> but they cant be too small either
33:00 <Loof> yep
36:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/pFA4JWk.jpg NSFW
39:00 <Serenity> nfsw either http://i.imgur.com/NrdmSYj.jpg
43:00 <Loof> mmmmmmmmmmmm
43:00 <Loof> go away boner
43:00 <Loof> i'm busy
44:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <christopher> sweet amazing real awesome human
45:00 <christopher> hi Serenity
45:00 <ShadowLurker> phwoah boobs
46:00 <Saemon> yep the nipples are sexually the best part of the boobs because off all the nerve endings bundled up there
47:00 <Saemon> its often pleasure for both females and males alike for the nipple to be stimulated
47:00 <Saemon> either by caressing or licking, sucking etv
47:00 <PunkyBrewster> Saemon, how would you know this?
47:00 <Saemon> my escort told me this
47:00 <Saemon> and got me to try it on her
47:00 <christopher> the one that pees on u
47:00 <christopher> ?
48:00 <Saemon> and she tried it on me
48:00 <Saemon> as a matter of fact, yes.
48:00 <Saemon> that same one
48:00 <christopher> lols
48:00 <Saemon> shes very friendly
48:00 <Saemon> and shes only 20 yrs old too
48:00 <Saemon> young, fit, attractive
48:00 <Saemon> she could be like a model or something
48:00 <Saemon> boggles the mind why some ppl do what they do
49:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm
49:00 <British^Meat> was just thinking the EXACT same thing
49:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmm
49:00 <Saemon> well imo, she could have the world at her feet
49:00 <Saemon> and shouldnt be escorting herself
50:00 <Serenity> does anyone else get this real sickly pit in their stomach when people like Saemon talk about sex stuff
50:00 <Serenity> or is it just me
50:00 <British^Meat> no one cares
50:00 <Saemon> but hell, personally, im just happy what i get to suck on those sexy feet of hers. :P
50:00 <British^Meat> i just dunno why he is in here TBH
51:00 <Serenity> hes here purely because being a moron isnt against the rules lol
51:00 <Serenity> thats legit it
51:00 <Saemon> http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/2700000/Family-Guy-Puke-A-Thon-family-guy-2772560-513-386.gif
51:00 <Saemon> like that Serenity? lol
51:00 <Serenity> i dont click your links
51:00 <Serenity> like.. ever
51:00 <Saemon> oh then its just a pic of the scene in family guy
52:00 <PunkyBrewster> click hate
52:00 <Saemon> where peter, stewie n brian are like projectile vomiting all over the lounge room
52:00 <Loof> dont ever trust that cunt
53:00 <Saemon> hell hath no fury like a Loof scorned.
53:00 <Loof> dont ever give him a second chance
53:00 <Saemon> how many times do i have to say, im sowwy loofy
53:00 <Saemon> rofl
53:00 <Loof> he's a dog
54:00 <Saemon> dog? mofo im a freaken WOLF!
54:00 <Serenity> .
54:00 <Saemon> (still part of the canine family)
56:00 <Saemon> hrm
56:00 <Saemon> so hungry wat should i eat
57:00 <Saemon> and no, cyanide isnt an option har har har.
57:00 <Saemon> hrmm got 2 kg of chicken drumsticks in my freezer
57:00 <Saemon> but its gona take ages to thaw
57:00 <Saemon> its like frozen solid
58:00 <Saemon> how to thaw it quickly?
58:00 <British^Meat> still hot over there Serenity?
59:00 <PunkyBrewster> try some HCL
59:00 <Serenity> its a lot cooler today British^Meat
59:00 <Serenity> 26
59:00 <Serenity> 50000% humidit
59:00 <Serenity> y
59:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmm
59:00 <British^Meat> Yer i think our cooler weather kicks in on tuesday
59:00 <British^Meat> 41 2moro
02:00 <Serenity> yuckk
04:00 <British^Meat> high 20's mid 30's most of next week
04:00 <British^Meat> dang i thought summer was over
07:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
15:00 <PunkyBrewster> British^Meat, r u still diseased?
18:00 <TRippAbeggZ> heh
18:00 <Saemon> summer
19:00 <Saemon> omg
19:00 <TRippAbeggZ> omg!
20:00 <Saemon> heh speak of the devil
22:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I feel like I'm all 1337
26:00 <British^Meat> thanks Saemon, i needed that ban reset, im not too irc savvy u see
27:00 <TRippAbeggZ> excuses excuses
29:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Sooo... im tripping nothing too much goes on in here?
32:00 <British^Meat> no
34:00 <Serenity> everyone just sits and stares at the screen
40:00 <TRippAbeggZ> what's everyone doin? just sittin idle?
41:00 <British^Meat> no
42:00 <Serenity> having extreme sexual cyber sessions
43:00 <TRippAbeggZ> back in my days...
45:00 <Serenity> everyone sat around sucking each others cocks irl?
46:00 <TRippAbeggZ> heh, about right...
50:00 <British^Meat> hi ho, hi ho
52:00 <Loof> i'm a stupid ass nigger when i'm playin with the trigger of an uzi, or an ak, cause the police always got somethin stupid to say
56:00 <TRippAbeggZ> dem dumb ass niggers
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
04:00 <Loof> n pimpled frogs
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> interesting variety 
05:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <TRippAbeggZ> and people with munchies?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm yeah, sure
08:00 <TokenDaRing> hello katatonic_kate01
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey token
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
11:00 <TokenDaRing> not a lot
12:00 <TokenDaRing> working from home today, got most of it done before lunch so taking it easy
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do you do?
14:00 <PunkyBrewster> i make tacos
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> at home that is?
15:00 <TRippAbeggZ> your a Mexican?
15:00 <PunkyBrewster> si
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> which translates into a profanity 
16:00 <Serenity> taco taco taco taco taco taco
17:00 <Serenity> id eat kates taco
17:00 <Serenity> i mean.. hi everyone
17:00 <ShadowLurker> :o
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd totes eat yours too!
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> So, i realised that today was friday 13th!
17:00 <Serenity> indeedy itis
17:00 <PunkyBrewster> wow, i just realised i dont care
17:00 <Serenity> i just got my dvd out
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooh what dvd
18:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/10430479_10152557267637331_8290392664551636560_n.jpg?oh=4073c840aef281ab7d5be5065d3f9e8f&oe=555AB8E0&__gda__=1432431135_fe1db134554f9a1185d17d302427ad4e
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> Punky, did you wake up on the wrong side of the best this morning?
18:00 <Serenity> cause im gay like that
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> it appears you're in a cunty mood
18:00 <Serenity> he is a bit bitchy today
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooooo 
18:00 <PunkyBrewster> sure, why not
19:00 <PunkyBrewster> im just tired n wanna go home
19:00 <Serenity> :(
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> well do it
19:00 <PunkyBrewster> i cannot rite now
20:00 <[Maverick]> moaning 
20:00 <PunkyBrewster> im pretty keen on a weekend of sppppooooookkkyyyy mulder
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> x files!
20:00 <TRippAbeggZ> heh
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> and V day tomoz!
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hope everyone is loved up - or expresses their love n' shit
21:00 <PunkyBrewster> meh fuck v day
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww i'm sure you have some whore you'd wanna spend the day with?
22:00 <TRippAbeggZ> only thing that expresses its love to me is my frying pan...
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <PunkyBrewster> u kno whatd be nice rite now
22:00 <PunkyBrewster> hot chipz
22:00 <TRippAbeggZ> bacon?
22:00 <TRippAbeggZ> oh hot chips
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> with chicken salt!
23:00 <PunkyBrewster> yea its pissin down rain here
23:00 <^pHANTOM^> and gravy
23:00 <Serenity> chicken salt and about 5 litres of vinegar
23:00 <Serenity> hnngg
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw chicken salt is the best!
23:00 <PunkyBrewster> thankfully theres an exclusive parking spot rite out front
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooh vinegar
23:00 <Serenity> my tongue tingled as i thought the word vinegar
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol yeah i salivated a bit
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm…. 
23:00 <^pHANTOM^> yes chicken salt is the best. agreed.
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay!
24:00 <Serenity> no other salt has any place on chips
24:00 <TRippAbeggZ> should try some steak seasoning instead of normal salt... if u use any
24:00 <PunkyBrewster> lol the guiz here have der number 2 preorder
24:00 <TRippAbeggZ> as above ^^^
24:00 <PunkyBrewster> fat cunts
25:00 <Serenity> i dont use salt on food other than chips
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> fat cop, aye, aye, aye, aye!
25:00 <Serenity> oh and mashed potato
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> mashed potato…. and chicken salt?
26:00 <Serenity> no no
26:00 <Serenity> normal salt in mashed potato
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> how'd you make your mashed potato?
26:00 <^pHANTOM^> mashed potato and gravy... mmmm
26:00 <^pHANTOM^> delish
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> because there are like 800 different ways
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> please tell me you do milk and butter!
26:00 <Serenity> smoosh it up, milk butter salt pepper
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> not just 'mashed;
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah pepper too!
27:00 <Serenity> if the kids are lucky they might get a spoon full of cream cheese
27:00 <TRippAbeggZ> but no milk? or butter?
27:00 <Serenity> i only do that cause ant needs fattening up
27:00 <TRippAbeggZ> da fuuuuuuk
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <^pHANTOM^> yum
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, some peeps just mash it
27:00 <TRippAbeggZ> walk more and u can eat what u want
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudder*
27:00 <Serenity> do people really not put milk or matter? wtf
28:00 <Serenity> butter*
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> some peeps yeah
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> the inlaws just do milk :/
28:00 <TRippAbeggZ> crikey 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm like WTF
28:00 <Serenity> mashed potatoes and fuck all without butter
28:00 <Serenity> and i mean BUTTER not marg
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah totes
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't use marg
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> well a butter spreadable mix thing
29:00 <Serenity> i used to hate the taste of butter but its all i use these days i prefer it
29:00 <TRippAbeggZ> I'll be back shortly my fellow mellow friends...
29:00 <Serenity> i use devondale butter
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah same
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's not all butter, is it
29:00 <Serenity> no i think theres something in it to keep it soft
29:00 <Serenity> but its better than the all marg ones
29:00 <Doodle> teehehe
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah….
29:00 <Doodle> they put hellfury in it to keep it soft
29:00 <ShadowLurker> must have a bit of saemon in it
30:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <Doodle> god i'm tired
30:00 <Doodle> someone come and spoon with me
30:00 <Serenity> i could go a good spoon
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i feel tired too
30:00 <Doodle> had the worst sleep last night
30:00 <Doodle> it was all sweat and cats
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you draw on my back, i'll let you spoon me doodle
31:00 <Serenity> hate those nights
31:00 <Doodle> with my hands?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ sweat and cats
31:00 <ShadowLurker> mmm
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah with yo' hands not yo' dick
31:00 <Serenity> i was trying not to have the ac on last night but i woke up literally drenched with sweat
31:00 <ShadowLurker> i could go a spooning
31:00 <Doodle> damn
31:00 <Serenity> so turned it on
31:00 <Doodle> ok i suppose
31:00 <Doodle> yeah i should have taken the fan to bed
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> the famous sex fan!
31:00 <Doodle> haha
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope the cats were ok
31:00 <Doodle> i upgraded it when the last fan melted
32:00 <Doodle> now it has a fancy remote
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> fancy pants!
32:00 <Doodle> i know, life in the fast lane
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <Doodle> cant stop yawning
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's because it's friday ze 13th
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> makes you extra tired n' stuff
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> *nods*
35:00 <Doodle> fucking 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, maybe later
36:00 <Doodle> fine
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure i'd be star fishing it right about now
37:00 <Doodle> lolol
37:00 <Doodle> me too
37:00 <ShadowLurker> starfish better than no fish
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
39:00 <Doodle> soft
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you?
42:00 <Doodle> never
44:00 <Doodle> its a real problem
45:00 <beagle> i dont know who im referring to
45:00 <beagle> i think i lost the plot, sorry, is pieter in the house ?
45:00 <beagle> i need cover
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw he is too busy devoting all his time to FB
45:00 <beagle> perhaps kelevera, i might be able to throw up this small amount of wine i have drank before i drink much more she can remind me how disgusting women like her are
45:00 <beagle> facebook .... overrated .
46:00 <beagle> irc is and always where it is at.
46:00 <Doodle> shyeah
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <[Maverick]> wee
46:00 <Serenity> who the fuck let him back in
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> not me!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> PMS +
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think!
47:00 <Doodle> beagle irl: https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10982456_922670634432184_8157399380632698770_n.jpg?oh=4be77c7398ce2a3816c4193fd1e37c67&oe=554F6C8F&__gda__=1435345719_a03c4d1077136d6e69a627ace931ec47
47:00 <Serenity> god why do they have to pm
47:00 <Serenity> every single time
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Doodle> right in the feels
47:00 <ShadowLurker> they think you care
48:00 <PunkyBrewster> yea sorry, been telling ppl u do care
48:00 <PunkyBrewster> and 2 pm u
48:00 <[Maverick]> Most people are suprised when I say my grandad survived Auzshwitz. I mean, most German Officers did.
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
48:00 <Doodle> loool
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@link
49:00 <Serenity> [12:47pm] <beagle> perhaps u need to fuck yourself you stupid bitch. why do i get bossy admins with no brain , i was fooling around i dont know people in there serenity , it was people from paltalk i actually were referring to i shouldnt use names !
49:00 <Serenity> [12:47pm] <beagle> hrmmm i seriously wish i didnt type in there when i drink you guys are so mad i even act mad
49:00 <Serenity> [12:48pm] <beagle> anyone i hear from hates you . youre hiding yourself so much behind being a bitch and having admin in #melbourne
49:00 <Doodle> lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHAHAHA
50:00 <Doodle> all i see is waaah waaah waaah
50:00 <Serenity> lol someone call the waaaaaaambulance
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> I <3 it when you boot cunts, it makes my irc experience a tad better
50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jack Black - Kick In The Cunt.mp3 (0.85MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 0:55)
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
50:00 <Serenity> i love it when they try to hit you in the feels
50:00 <PunkyBrewster> kate, im still here
50:00 <Serenity> and it just makes them look desperate
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, you're not being a cunt here are you punky
51:00 <Doodle> wheres glomer
51:00 <Doodle> that thing was fucked up
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you are, i'll just put you on ignore, doesn't bother me.
52:00 <Doodle> pretty sure Luvly-Lucy is a bloke
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol prolly
53:00 <Doodle> pretty sure naye is a poof
53:00 <Doodle> nate
53:00 <nate> yup i like doodle
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a confidence, so do I!
53:00 <Doodle> teehehe
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> fail
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> coincidence 
53:00 <Doodle> its ok my styping is shit today
53:00 <Doodle> see lol
54:00 <Doodle> michael styping
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 REM- What's The Frequency Kenneth.mp3 (5.49MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:59)
55:00 <PunkyBrewster> the best thing about pieter is you don't need to make him look like a fool, because he is a fool, and is proud to publically display his foolishness
01:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ohio Players - Funky Worm.mp3 (3.62MB 192kbps Stereo 2:37)
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> *dances* because i'm a funky woman
04:00 <Doodle> yeee
04:00 <PunkyBrewster> Theres a worm in the ground, yes indeed. He lives six feet down. He only comes around. When he wants to get down...
04:00 <PunkyBrewster> Can you actually dance to that song without looking like you're convulsing?
04:00 <Doodle> i can do neither
05:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bell Biv DeVoe - Poison.mp3 (4.52MB 192kbps Stereo 3:17)
13:00 <TokenDaRing> PunkyBrewster: Pieter thinks he went and got a tailored Georgio suit
13:00 <TokenDaRing> more like he went to Lowes
13:00 <nate> lowes is awesome!
14:00 <PunkyBrewster> nate, Pieter isnt
14:00 <Serenity> how much is a georgio suit? few grand hey?
15:00 <Serenity> 2115 for a GA slim fit suit
16:00 <Serenity> 3460 for another
16:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <TheRon> you're so far away from me
17:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: yeah about that
17:00 <Serenity> pieter couldnt afford a $60 button up shirt from kmart
17:00 <Serenity> who does he think he is kidding
17:00 <TokenDaRing> from his pic, it doesn't look tailored
18:00 <TokenDaRing> or if it is, they did a shit job
18:00 <Serenity> the pics on his fb?
18:00 <TheRon> who said anything about buying the shirt
18:00 <Serenity> that suit is way too big
18:00 <aam> \0
18:00 <nate> pieter and picard have sort of merged into one person
18:00 <Serenity> its probably from an op shop
18:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: when it's buttoned up it looks too small
18:00 <PunkyBrewster> the suit or pieter?
19:00 <TheRon> the accentuates that boney look every chick is going after 
19:00 <TokenDaRing> lol his profile picture he looks drunk and stumbling in
19:00 <TokenDaRing> and  crosseyed to boot
19:00 <Serenity> oh i just chekced his fb he has a new pic
19:00 <Serenity> his old one looked like it was made for an NBA player
19:00 <Serenity> swimming on him
20:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooooooooool
20:00 <Doodle> that suit
20:00 <Doodle> op shop
20:00 <Serenity> So yes , this is me bragging and saying Im freekin awesome and now I have a suit to make it more obvious !
20:00 <Doodle> that is all
21:00 <TheRon> my favourite song about me is spierbait - fucken awesome
21:00 <Doodle> if thats armani i have a vagina and 2 lactating breasts
21:00 <Serenity> thats hot rob
21:00 <Doodle> re000www
21:00 <aam> L83RZ
22:00 <Serenity> i was talking about the pic from feb 16 2012 where he looks like hes a little kid wearing his dads clothes
22:00 <TheRon> who was that?
22:00 <Serenity> his belt is sitting on his chest
22:00 <Serenity> TheRon its excessive
22:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL Serenity
22:00 <TokenDaRing> I've seen that
22:00 <TokenDaRing> and it's one of those cheap as belts too
22:00 <TheRon> yeah but whats his name
22:00 <TheRon> :)
22:00 <Serenity> adrian
23:00 <Doodle> who are the toothless hags on pieters fb
23:00 <Serenity> lol some poor lasses hes got hooked on the methizzle
23:00 <Doodle> clearly
23:00 <Doodle> ketchup & mustard, they own all the satellites
23:00 <PunkyBrewster> saved pieter suit to my pieterfile
24:00 <PunkyBrewster> iz it nap time now?
24:00 <TheRon> yes
24:00 <Serenity> so this is how a GA suit is meant to fit
24:00 <Serenity> http://108.171.250.108/pic/Armani-xizhuang-46-58-4yue25-03-1184310-197750.jpg
24:00 <TheRon> one sexy bitch
25:00 <PunkyBrewster> how did u manage 2 find someone who looks more creepy than pieter
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <Serenity> haha
25:00 <Serenity> its a talent
25:00 <TokenDaRing> the suit in his new photo looks like the same one he wore in 2012
29:00 <psYbR> katatonic_plate01
29:00 <psYbR> sup
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do you want?
37:00 <[Maverick]> oh haii katatonic_kate01
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> why hello
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fanks!
40:00 <nate> taco im having you today
40:00 <nate> rite now
40:00 <nate> mince is on!
44:00 <psYbR> katatonic_kate01> what do you want?
44:00 <psYbR> oh harsh!
44:00 <psYbR> can't a bloke say hi?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> you typed my name
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i said what do you want
45:00 <psYbR> i said "sup"
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i said what do you want
45:00 <psYbR> sheesh
45:00 <psYbR> never mind!
46:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: is always on here looking for some afternoon delight :)
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> well lets change that! 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Bye 
46:00 <psYbR> lol!
46:00 <TheRon> damn
46:00 <psYbR> she grumpeee
48:00 <TheRon> you like flock of seagulls?
48:00 <doctor> flock of seagulls haircut
49:00 <TheRon> great isnt it
50:00 <TokenDaRing> psYbR: heard any news about your kid yet?
50:00 <psYbR> yeh ash caught up with me. getting it 'removed'.
50:00 <psYbR> thank fuck
50:00 <mrgrumpy> abort! abort!
50:00 <TokenDaRing> what if she lies
50:00 <TokenDaRing> and then has the kid and makes you pay child support
51:00 <mrgrumpy> TokenDaRing, she wouldn't be able to sue for child support if she'd agreed to a termination and then lied about it
51:00 <mrgrumpy> or at least there'd be a stong legal case for that argument
51:00 <TokenDaRing> not in australia
52:00 <TokenDaRing> there's been no precedent set on that
53:00 <TokenDaRing> well
53:00 <TokenDaRing> ok
54:00 <TokenDaRing> anyway
54:00 <TokenDaRing> even if she says she is getting an abortion, then changes her mind
54:00 <TokenDaRing> she can still claim child support payments
54:00 <psYbR> lol nah i have to take her to the place
54:00 <TokenDaRing> and psYbR would still have to pay them
54:00 <TokenDaRing> this is why you put a wrapper on that shit man
54:00 <psYbR> besides she doesn't seem that dishonest
54:00 <psYbR> lol tell me about it
55:00 <TokenDaRing> or if you don't want kids, be a junkie like Pieter and fuck your body up
55:00 <TokenDaRing> at least that's one thing about Pieter, he probably can't ever  father a kid
56:00 <mrgrumpy> junkies can still have kids though
56:00 <mrgrumpy> that's the messy fucked up thing
56:00 <TheRon> become an uncle, it's so much easier
56:00 <TokenDaRing> mrgrumpy: Pieter's royally fucked his body up though
56:00 <TokenDaRing> like
56:00 <TokenDaRing> he can't even get an erection without viagra
56:00 <TokenDaRing> that level of fucked up
56:00 <mrgrumpy> TokenDaRing, yeah I've seen but I've seen some royally fucked up parents
56:00 <mrgrumpy> their kids dont have all their limbs or faculties but they still procreated
00:00 <TheRon> people from frankston and adelaise just shouldn't mate
01:00 <katatonic_taco01> sif token
01:00 <katatonic_taco01> raw feels better
02:00 <katatonic_taco01> u just pull out
02:00 <christopher> no
02:00 <christopher> kate
02:00 <katatonic_taco01> then blow it in her eye
02:00 <christopher> precum can make babbys
02:00 <TheRon> so classy guys
02:00 <christopher> pull out method dont work
03:00 <katatonic_taco01> psYbR, so after the abortion do u reckon u can bang her
03:00 <TokenDaRing> lol christopher actually understands this well
03:00 <katatonic_taco01> doh
03:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_taco01:  he should bang her tons before the abortion
03:00 <TokenDaRing> no chance of knocking her up then
04:00 <mrgrumpy> unless she's a cat?
05:00 <katatonic_taco01> ash is pretty hot aye
06:00 <christopher> taco why am i banned
06:00 <christopher> whatd i do now
09:00 <nate> im sorry miss jackson!
10:00 <TheRon> i am for real
13:00 <nate> theron up for a big weekend?
13:00 <TheRon> bowls
15:00 <TheRon> migth hit some mature ladies for sex
16:00 <nate> yeah dat chick with the bf
16:00 <nate> 3 waaaay!
16:00 <TheRon> bi chick with gf three way
17:00 <nate> my bed is getting wet, best action its had in a long time
17:00 <nate> yesssahh!
17:00 <TheRon> damn
20:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qm8PH4xAss
20:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 50 Cent - In Da Club (Int'l Version) Views: 246,162,746   Uploaded:  Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 10 Seconds 
20:00 <nate> it has ass in it!
20:00 <nate> in the club
20:00 <TheRon> eminem and nate dogg - shake that ass
21:00 <nate> christopher knows about the club, hes always there grindin!
21:00 <TheRon> gaybar
21:00 <nate> christopher i never knew:0
21:00 <nate> haha
21:00 <TheRon> let's start a way, a nuclear war at the gay bay
24:00 <Serenity> hey bonny
24:00 <Bonny> hey sezz.. :)
24:00 <Serenity> i dozef off got 30 mins now i feel all groggy
24:00 <Bonny> hahaha
25:00 <Bonny> I wanted to have a nap but my parents have a doctor's appt and guess who is cooking tonight
25:00 <Serenity> oh fun
25:00 <Bonny> yah
26:00 <nate> romantic dinner of pork chops?
26:00 <nate> hmm ;L
28:00 <Bonny> nothing wrong with pork chops
29:00 <Bonny> I had that last night
29:00 <nate> lamb!
29:00 <Bonny> lamb is good too
29:00 <nate> beef roast?
29:00 <Bonny> not a big fan of beef
30:00 <Bonny> lamb roast better
30:00 <Serenity> hnnnngg lamb
30:00 <nate> i have a autoshut off timer on my oven, classy technology these days
30:00 <Bonny> lol
31:00 <Bonny> it's the best thing to have.. 
31:00 <nate> no more being drunk and burning down the house, not that i drink anymore
31:00 <nate> :P
31:00 <Bonny> lol
32:00 <Serenity> i love lamb
32:00 <Bonny> same
32:00 <Bonny> it'd make a good valentines dinner I guess
32:00 <Serenity> beefs ok in steak form 
32:00 <nate> mint sauce!;l
32:00 <Bonny> yeah not a big fan of roast beef
32:00 <nate> mint jelly?
32:00 <Bonny> sure
32:00 <nate> corn beef?
32:00 <Bonny> nah
32:00 <zaim> http://elitedaily.com/news/world/edible-anus-chocolate-butthole-mold/932939/
33:00 <Bonny> yeah seen those
33:00 <nate> looks good
34:00 <Bonny> if ya have a fetish in eating butt
34:00 <nate> 100%
35:00 <nate> zaim what else u got?
35:00 <nate> 4 the day of lovers
35:00 <zaim> nothin.
35:00 <zaim> no woman deserves anything from me
35:00 <TheRon> my name is luka i live on the second floor
35:00 <Bonny> cos they all reject you, zaim? lol
35:00 <nate> zaim what would u give them?
35:00 <Bonny> wonder why
35:00 <nate> if said u had one
36:00 <nate> slap in the face?
36:00 <zaim> exactly, Bonny.
36:00 <nate> lol
36:00 <Bonny> lol
36:00 <zaim> they know to giveup before anything bad happens
36:00 <Bonny> I don't bother with the opposite sex.. I like being single
36:00 <zaim> so you bother with the same sex?
36:00 <nate> well this is anti valientines day
36:00 <Bonny> not even them
36:00 <nate> lol ;D
36:00 <Bonny> yup lol
37:00 <zaim> amazing.
37:00 <zaim> do tell more 
37:00 <nate> zaim treat bonny good
37:00 <nate> :O~
37:00 <Bonny> lol
37:00 <Bonny> I'm too old for him
37:00 <zaim> how u know how old him is
37:00 <Bonny> try me then
37:00 <nate> have u investigated zaims hot bod
37:00 <Bonny> not interested
37:00 <zaim> my bod is hot
37:00 <Bonny> it would be child molesting
38:00 <zaim> oh god im a child now
38:00 <Bonny> compared to my age yes
38:00 <nate> all a girl has to do is make it hard, u can manage it bonny:)
38:00 <Serenity> maybe bonny has a bob to take care of
38:00 <Bonny> I do
38:00 <christopher> i would inspect bon bons bod
38:00 <Serenity> winnar
38:00 <Bonny> can't use it atm tho.. fucken monthlies
38:00 <Serenity> damn things ruin everything
38:00 <Bonny> yup
38:00 <Bonny> it has the works on it
39:00 <Serenity> im keen on menopause lol
39:00 <Bonny> likewise
39:00 <christopher> lol
39:00 <christopher> i wouldnt mind either u two yelling at me
40:00 <nate> christopher is obviously holding out for the one
41:00 <nate> the love of his life!
41:00 <nate> is it me, mabye:)
41:00 <TheRon> menopause, natures birth control
41:00 <ShadowLurker> hes gunna be waiting a while
41:00 <Bonny> he expects virgin
41:00 <christopher> ShadowLurker yeah i know u will not admit you are gay
41:00 <Bonny> are you a virgin, christopher?
41:00 <christopher> i dont expect virgin
41:00 <ShadowLurker> im only half gay
41:00 <christopher> no
42:00 <Bonny> so you're bisexual ShadowLurker?
42:00 <ShadowLurker> indeed
42:00 <Bonny> cool
42:00 <Serenity> we both are
42:00 <Bonny> have the best of both worlds
42:00 <Bonny> nice
42:00 <christopher> bonny i just waiting for nice person to 
43:00 <Bonny> you should have told me sooner, Serenity so I would visit you in perth whenI went last year lol
43:00 <christopher> um see passed my illness
43:00 <Bonny> good luck, christopher
43:00 <Serenity> haha i thought you knew
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
43:00 <Bonny> nah I didn't
43:00 <Bonny> I'm always the last one to find out anything lol
43:00 <TheRon> the rains are here
44:00 <Bonny> sure are
44:00 <Serenity> haha
44:00 <Bonny> thunderstorms
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish!
44:00 <christopher> yep 
44:00 <christopher> rain
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's a tad humid now :/
44:00 <christopher> stopped atm
44:00 <Bonny> yup
44:00 <christopher> Bonny
44:00 <Serenity> we had thunderstorms for 10 days a few weeks ago
44:00 <Bonny> yes christopher?
44:00 <Serenity> im kinda over them
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> poo nice!
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> not poo lol
44:00 <christopher> u are nice
44:00 <Bonny> we've been getting hot days
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> chris, quit it
45:00 <christopher> oh katatonic_taco01
45:00 <christopher> opps
45:00 <christopher> katatonic_kate01
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> what?
45:00 <christopher> ur nice too
45:00 <Bonny> katatonic_kate01 is a bitch and she's proud of it
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantastical 
45:00 <Serenity> Christopher you are currently sitting at about an 8 on the creep scale
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much Bonny!
45:00 <Serenity> we need you at a 3
45:00 <Bonny> :)
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <christopher> what did i do i said ppl are nice
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, thank - move on aye
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> s*
46:00 <Serenity> haha
47:00 <christopher> oh
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i'm coming down with the flu
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> and pms
47:00 <Serenity> :(
47:00 <nate> 8 is a good score chris, well done:)
47:00 <christopher> k
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i might get a hysterectomy soon
47:00 <Serenity> i want one
47:00 <christopher> ouch
47:00 <TheRon> i was looking after a cat once it died of the flu, flu under a truck
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'd be nice
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, right now i feel like i've been hit by a truck
48:00 <TheRon> i drink when i got the flu, always helps me
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOOM!
48:00 <christopher> when i was junkie
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i don't feel like drinking
48:00 <christopher> i used to snot speed
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> chris, when you were a junkie - no one cares!
49:00 <christopher> snort speed to cure colds
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> well fucking duh….. 
49:00 <christopher> lols
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's going to stop your nose from running and give you more energy
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
50:00 <christopher> i only stay alive from thought of someone hope i may see them again
50:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/oBmIjcg7psg
50:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Burial - Versus Views: 1,582   Uploaded: Published on Jun 21, 2013 Duration: 6 Minutes 16 Seconds 
50:00 <christopher> thats my 2 cents
50:00 <simba> and dont we value it
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <simba> what u think of the jam chris
51:00 <simba> give it a spin
51:00 <simba> i mean a double click
51:00 <simba> 
51:00 <christopher> nah
51:00 <simba> 3NOW
51:00 <TheRon> something had me in tears today, the ronnie johns half hour
51:00 <simba> 13fucking NOW
51:00 <TheRon> a drug addict koala
51:00 <christopher> i crying atm
51:00 <christopher> leave me alone
51:00 <simba> oh
51:00 <simba> u want some Smiths then?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah
52:00 <TheRon> i drove all night just to get to you
52:00 <simba> couldnt have found a better track 4 u 
52:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_qPTyy4itI
52:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Smiths - Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me Views: 2,688,916   Uploaded:  Sep 28, 2009 Duration: 5 Minutes 7 Seconds 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEq8DBxm0J4
52:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Smiths - How Soon Is Now? Views: 4,221,457   Uploaded:  Feb 10, 2012 Duration: 6 Minutes 48 Seconds 
52:00 <simba> gotta skip the first 1:45 stupid smiths
53:00 <simba> lol the charmed song
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgMZpGYiy8&list=PL1IwCrvt7ePvCziYiGf0V6I4yHW65xa3f
54:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Cure - Friday I'm In Love Views: 13,915,239   Uploaded:  Feb 23, 2010 Duration: 3 Minutes 42 Seconds 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do love Rob Smith
55:00 <TheRon> you definately would?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
55:00 <TheRon> give him one to go on with
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck
55:00 <TheRon> shag him?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, I would have in the 80's 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i was in my 30's for sure
56:00 <latexKult1969> hello all
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=savi6OsaCBc <--- here ya go chris
57:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mark Ronson & Business Intl ft Boy George 'Somebody To Love Me' Views: 815,036   Uploaded:  Sep 25, 2010 Duration: 5 Minutes 30 Seconds 
57:00 <TheRon> good song actually
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> tis aye
57:00 <latexKult1969> how is everyone today?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> you
58:00 <latexKult1969> cool boy george
58:00 <latexKult1969> rad
58:00 <TheRon> i like uptown funk
58:00 <latexKult1969> wa slistening to prince before
58:00 <latexKult1969> haha
58:00 <latexKult1969> yeah pretty good ty kate
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> prince lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
59:00 <latexKult1969> just got in from doing a few errands and a lil op shopping
59:00 <latexKult1969> yeha man prince is the shiz
59:00 <latexKult1969> mostly i am a metal/punk rock fan
59:00 <latexKult1969> but i love old pop stuff too
00:00 <latexKult1969> also had some donna summer cranking too
00:00 <latexKult1969> :D
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh noice
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i feel love?
02:00 <simba> i feel sweaty
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah humidity
04:00 <christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfTNpbraBbI
04:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fiona Apple - Limp Views: 886,954   Uploaded:  Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 29 Seconds 
04:00 <christopher> to all those
04:00 <christopher> that want what i have
04:00 <TheRon> i love criminal
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you have a limp dick chris?
04:00 <christopher> no
05:00 <christopher> stopping meds tommorow
05:00 <christopher> fuck u wanta start
05:00 <nate> i think kate wants to help
05:00 <nate> :P~
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think nate is more than willing to help
05:00 <TheRon> stress relieving techniques she's learnt over the years
06:00 <nate> he did say anyone could help hes not picky
06:00 <doctor> a bat over the back of the skull works wonders
06:00 <nate> christopher would u like a hand?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, i'm not volunteering my time after work hours - fuck that
06:00 <doctor> when ever i'm feeling a little down i just stand on my head untill I pass out
06:00 <nate> i will open the porn magazine for you and flip the pages
07:00 <christopher> when i think of it my fingers turn to fists
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_3n7xyDg
07:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Liam Lynch: United States of Whatever Views: 5,589,533   Uploaded:  Jan 10, 2006 Duration: 1 Minutes 29 Seconds 
07:00 <xm> doctor, i do something similar except i wear a helmet and keep spinning and pass out. then im in lala land where everything is perfect
07:00 <TheRon> new radicals - you only get what you give
07:00 <doctor> christophers life is flashing before his eyes when he looks at the destruction his own hands have caused
08:00 <doctor> that's the spirit!
08:00 <christopher> no cops caused it
08:00 <christopher> and a leso\
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
08:00 <doctor> dreamless sleeps are best sleeps
09:00 <christopher> if a normal person
09:00 <xm> whether a dream is good or bad it's the same. if it's bad, then it's a nightmare. if it's good, then you wake up mourning for the loss of something that never happened
09:00 <doctor> true
09:00 <christopher> im more normal than all u
09:00 <christopher> and i am mental
09:00 <doctor> nobody is normal, don't believe the lies!
10:00 <simba> you make pieter look successful
10:00 <xm> christopher, is it true your psychiatrist is using your ASCIIs are inkblot tests for other patients?
10:00 <doctor> lol
10:00 <christopher> lol
10:00 <xm> as/are*
10:00 <christopher> i would have done one my psychiatrist
10:00 <christopher> now i have none
10:00 <christopher> i can stop meds
10:00 <xm> 'what do you see?' 'i see satan!' 'i see a cat with a bong'
11:00 <latexKult1969> back
11:00 <latexKult1969> soz was uploading pics to my fetlife account
11:00 <latexKult1969> :D
11:00 <TheRon> neville fucking bartos
11:00 <TheRon> i'm coming to get you buddy
11:00 <latexKult1969> scored the raddest money magic t shirt today for 4 bucks
11:00 <latexKult1969> haha
11:00 <latexKult1969> good old neville
12:00 <TheRon> dunno what he did but
12:00 <christopher> need meet a real person
12:00 <latexKult1969> cash? theres no cash here
12:00 <latexKult1969> nick.. go fix some drinks.. quick sticks
12:00 <latexKult1969> best film
12:00 <latexKult1969> kk brb beer time
12:00 <TheRon> look what you've done, your mums upset
12:00 <latexKult1969> hahah
13:00 <christopher> http://youtu.be/NP869swP2po
13:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fiona Apple - Parting Gift Views: 463,094   Uploaded:  Oct 2, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 39 Seconds 
13:00 <christopher> sinciar as a dog
13:00 <christopher> or some shit
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> chris, maybe if you were not so emo, you'd pull a root
13:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: has someone broken into your house again?
13:00 <ShadowLurker> unlikely
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i suggest a pocket pussy, a real doll, or a flesh light
13:00 <christopher> i dont want a root
13:00 <latexKult1969> hmm
13:00 <latexKult1969> i like this girl
13:00 <latexKult1969> haha
13:00 <xm> christopher, if you want to pull chicks you need to go to the tattoo parlour and have your asciis tattoo'd down your arms. chicks will dig that
13:00 <christopher> i want someone that makes sense
14:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: that's not what you said the other day
14:00 <latexKult1969> full of brilliant ideas!
14:00 <TokenDaRing> you literally said you'd fuck anything
14:00 <christopher> not just wanting sex
14:00 <nate> i will have two roots and a glass of dirt
14:00 <latexKult1969> yah i hear ya chris
14:00 <christopher> i wish my parents could have brought u up
14:00 <latexKult1969> helps to have a connection to hey?
14:00 <christopher> u would have respect
14:00 <latexKult1969> and not just a penal /vaginal one either
14:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: if your parents brought anyone else up, wouldn't they just turn out like you?
14:00 <TokenDaRing> that's a horrible thing to wish on people!
14:00 <TokenDaRing> rude!
14:00 <christopher> no i turned out good
15:00 <TokenDaRing> oh yeah
15:00 <TokenDaRing> you sure did
15:00 <TokenDaRing> :)
15:00 <christopher> yeah
15:00 <latexKult1969> well my mum bought up her lunch after she bought me up
15:00 <xm> is your dad still in hospital christopher ?
15:00 <christopher> i not just wanting sex
15:00 <nate> christopher is no.3 on my irc ratings list not bad
15:00 <latexKult1969> so kate.. are you a fan of pet shop boys also?
15:00 <TheRon> christopher: are you really a blokes
15:00 <latexKult1969> since we are on the subject of cheesy pop
15:00 <TheRon> blokes just want sex period
15:00 <christopher> no
15:00 <latexKult1969> and?
15:00 <christopher> if i have sex
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
15:00 <latexKult1969> rad
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure am
16:00 <christopher> i want it to be with one woman
16:00 <latexKult1969> you are truly satans daughter
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> CHRIS SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SEX
16:00 <christopher> or there is no point
16:00 <xm> yeah chris people might think of you next time they have sex and it'll kill the mood
16:00 <latexKult1969> lets talk about sex baby...
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignored for being a cunt!
16:00 <latexKult1969> ugh horrid song
16:00 <TheRon> ahtropology says blokes just want to plant the seed where ever possible
16:00 <latexKult1969> why the fuck did i think of that
16:00 <latexKult1969> fuck planting seeds dude
16:00 <christopher> if the cunt dont buy u a house
16:00 <latexKult1969> thats what condoms are for 
16:00 <christopher> dont have his kids
17:00 <christopher> fuck that simple
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed!
17:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: you shouldn't ever have kids
17:00 <TokenDaRing> ever
17:00 <latexKult1969> or facials even
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> so use them and keep ya own fuckin' seed
17:00 <latexKult1969> <-- single handidly aliented himself from everyone woman on irc
17:00 <TheRon> they got married early never had no money, then when he got laid off it really kit the skids
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> by saying use condoms….
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> hardly
17:00 <latexKult1969> no
17:00 <christopher> there is places i could buy a house
17:00 <latexKult1969> facials
18:00 <christopher> out right
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
18:00 <latexKult1969> some chicks get relaly bent out of shape about that stuff
18:00 <christopher> if a cunt cant buy u a house
18:00 <latexKult1969> i mean 
18:00 <christopher> dont sleep with them
18:00 <latexKult1969> pretty sure thats why anal was invented anyhow
18:00 <latexKult1969> clever dudes those greeks
18:00 <latexKult1969> covered all bases
18:00 <latexKult1969> really?
18:00 <latexKult1969> thats pretty fucken harsh dude
18:00 <latexKult1969> so i gotta biuy every chick a house i want to give a pork swording too?
19:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher tells us how we should base our moral centres for sex
19:00 <latexKult1969> jesus
19:00 <latexKult1969> even donald trump has limits man
19:00 <simba> lol @ anal was invented
19:00 <latexKult1969> i mean a movie dinner i can handle
19:00 <latexKult1969> but a whole house?
19:00 <christopher> if a cunt cant buy u a place to live payed off nearll
19:00 <ShadowLurker> like anythin chris says is true anyway
19:00 <christopher> y
19:00 <latexKult1969> ok .. true simba.. that did sound kinda dumb
19:00 <christopher> dont sleep with him
19:00 <TokenDaRing> this is why christopher should never have kids: http://tinypic.com/r/30co9s1/8
19:00 <latexKult1969> .. err "discovered?"
20:00 <latexKult1969> holy shit no wonder i don't do the dating game so much anymore
20:00 <latexKult1969> thats one expensive root
20:00 <christopher> look here dickheads
20:00 <latexKult1969> so if i buy a chick an antire city block she is gonna toss my salad for sure right?
20:00 <christopher> i can pay off half a house
20:00 <christopher> i not some dumb cunt
20:00 <TokenDaRing> you paid it off with DSP
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <latexKult1969> i'm afraid you are man
20:00 <christopher> no i own
20:00 <christopher> a place
20:00 <latexKult1969> you got it all wrong homie
20:00 <TokenDaRing> you own a shithole
20:00 <latexKult1969> just be yourself
21:00 <latexKult1969> be funny
21:00 <TokenDaRing> it's run down as fuck
21:00 <christopher> u want go with ppl that rent
21:00 <latexKult1969> like be sweet etc
21:00 <christopher> how fucken stupid
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <latexKult1969> don't be a jaded pretensious asshole 
21:00 <latexKult1969> and eventually chicks will dig you
21:00 <TokenDaRing> at least I own an apartment in a decent suburb that doesn't look like it's from a third world country
21:00 <TokenDaRing> hell, your place looks like beehhh lives there
21:00 <simba> stick it in ya pipe n smoke it
21:00 <latexKult1969> i suspect chrish was bron and rasied in jewrak
21:00 <christopher> its worth 180k
21:00 <christopher> i paid 120
21:00 <christopher> or more
21:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: you've never worked in your life
21:00 <latexKult1969> .. eerrr i don't wanna meet the chick that gives a fuck about such petty shit
22:00 <TokenDaRing> that's why you're on DSP
22:00 <latexKult1969> if a woman can't pay her own rent and bills
22:00 <christopher> no i worked
22:00 <latexKult1969> i aint interested
22:00 <latexKult1969> i am on dsp
22:00 <latexKult1969> lol
22:00 <TokenDaRing> latexKult1969: I like your thoughts
22:00 <christopher> fuck can someone zline TokenDaRing
22:00 <TokenDaRing> if someone can't support themselves
22:00 <christopher> for being bilegerant
22:00 <latexKult1969> and like i aint misogynistic or whatever
22:00 <latexKult1969> its a straight fact
22:00 <latexKult1969> i am on dsp and i can pay my way
22:00 <latexKult1969> so i expect the same
22:00 <latexKult1969> ya know?
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <TokenDaRing> latexKult1969: you have a good point of view
22:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
22:00 <latexKult1969> i don't dig someone cos how much loot they have
23:00 <TokenDaRing> you're in it for the right reasons man
23:00 <latexKult1969> if i want to rob you
23:00 <christopher> u got the woman i want
23:00 <Dugnuts> even if its wonderful loot?
23:00 <christopher> u turned her into slut
23:00 <TokenDaRing> you should be swimming in the ladies
23:00 <Grim> who hs a ticket to the cricket tomorrow?
23:00 <christopher> what the fuck do u want
23:00 <latexKult1969> hardly gonna have time to slip one in and sit down for a nice meal also right?
23:00 <Dugnuts> as in
23:00 <simba> retarded 35s and over night
23:00 <Dugnuts> woot?
23:00 <Dugnuts> so, what should i get up to tonight
23:00 <Dugnuts> i have nfi
23:00 <Dugnuts> thinking about heading into the city
23:00 <Dugnuts> but thats a long way to go
23:00 <Dugnuts> and its raining
23:00 <latexKult1969> or rather who are you going to get up to?
23:00 <TokenDaRing> head into the city
23:00 <TokenDaRing> don't be a wuss
24:00 <latexKult1969> yeha be gangaster
24:00 <TokenDaRing> a little rain never got in the way of a good time man
24:00 <Dugnuts> latexKult1969: probably noone
24:00 <latexKult1969> go hang at king street yo
24:00 <latexKult1969> thats what all teh cool kids are doing
24:00 <christopher> ppl that talk heaps
24:00 <Dugnuts> im 32
24:00 <christopher> when not mental
24:00 <Dugnuts> not a kid
24:00 <christopher> are the scum
24:00 <christopher> u dont wanta be near
24:00 <latexKult1969> <--38
24:00 <latexKult1969> <-- call me captain scum then
24:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: I turned the girl you want into a slut
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <latexKult1969> yo tokes
25:00 <latexKult1969> got her number holmes?
25:00 <latexKult1969> hahah
25:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah yeah
25:00 <latexKult1969> go ya halves?
25:00 <TokenDaRing> sur ewhy not, she loves some hardcore DP action
25:00 <latexKult1969> *further alientae shimself form the female populace of irc
25:00 <Dugnuts> classy
25:00 <latexKult1969> right on
25:00 <latexKult1969> my nigga
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep - totes are
25:00 <christopher> i have government imuneity
25:00 <latexKult1969> *(cranks some james brown and gets funky
25:00 <latexKult1969> its cool
25:00 <christopher> so keep going i might get pissed off
25:00 <Dugnuts> i think you mean diplomatic immunity
26:00 <christopher> ruin u all
26:00 <latexKult1969> kate loves my music taste
26:00 <latexKult1969> its a start
26:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: I did the girl you want in all the holes she has
26:00 <latexKult1969> we shoudl totally get married now
26:00 <TokenDaRing> she's very used now
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> do i?
26:00 <latexKult1969> bit of a cum junkie then tokes?
26:00 <Dugnuts> wow\
26:00 <latexKult1969> apparently so
26:00 <latexKult1969> i am just making it up as i go along
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> you mentioned 2 bands
26:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah she loves a good facial
26:00 <latexKult1969> i am totally this centurys william shakespear
27:00 <latexKult1969> i mena you can totally tell right?
27:00 <TokenDaRing> man your words
27:00 <latexKult1969> <-- typonese grand master
27:00 <TokenDaRing> they melt my knees
27:00 <Dugnuts> my favourite music is the stuff with the melodies
27:00 <simba> i can tell ur the new digerati....
27:00 <Dugnuts> and the rhythm
27:00 <Dugnuts> oh yeah
27:00 <latexKult1969> yeha melodies own
27:00 <latexKult1969> like napalm death for example
27:00 <Dugnuts> cant forget the rhythm mang
27:00 <latexKult1969> :D
27:00 <latexKult1969> i relaly like that hit song they had
27:00 <latexKult1969> you know that one..
27:00 <Dugnuts> nope
27:00 <latexKult1969> ROOOOAAAAGHHHHHHRRRRGHHHHHHHHH
28:00 <Dugnuts> im hopeless with band names
28:00 <latexKult1969> it was ace
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> death metal = lame
28:00 <latexKult1969> <--record colleting asshole
28:00 <latexKult1969> awesome
28:00 <Dugnuts> asshole
28:00 <latexKult1969> i found something else to piss kate off with when she dosnet put out
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <Vagisil> lol
28:00 <latexKult1969> fantabulous
28:00 <Vagisil> to piss off kate
28:00 <latexKult1969> yup
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> isn't that hard
29:00 <Vagisil> learn english
29:00 <Dugnuts> so anyway
29:00 <latexKult1969> i'm romantic
29:00 <latexKult1969> engrish?
29:00 <Dugnuts> any ideas for me tonight
29:00 <latexKult1969> me no speaky engrish
29:00 <Dugnuts> ?
29:00 <TheRon> paul kelly rules
29:00 <MrMark> peek a boo!
29:00 <simba> Dugnuts get off teh computer
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> my tolerance for fuckwits is pretty low
29:00 <Dugnuts> even if i go into the city i dont really know what to do
29:00 <Dugnuts> well thats the plan
29:00 <latexKult1969> yeah pual kelly is a great song writer for sure
29:00 <latexKult1969> dang
29:00 <latexKult1969> i am more of a dork...
29:00 <simba> go to a gay club and experiment
29:00 <Vagisil> I would go into CBD's if all the shops were open and I was the only person in the city
29:00 <latexKult1969> whats your opinion on dorks?
29:00 <Dugnuts> ...
29:00 <Vagisil> hate crowds so much
29:00 <TokenDaRing> simba some guys at those clubs are pretty hot
29:00 <latexKult1969> lol @ simba
29:00 <TokenDaRing> gotta say
29:00 <Dugnuts> are you gay and looking to increase your chances simba?
30:00 <latexKult1969> yeah some happening hot bods there
30:00 <simba> no why would you going out increase my chances
30:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
30:00 <simba> ah
30:00 <latexKult1969> meh internet pron
30:00 <Dugnuts> more options = more chances
30:00 <latexKult1969> no diseases
30:00 <latexKult1969> cheaper
30:00 <latexKult1969> *porn even
30:00 <Dugnuts> yeah, but lonely and pathetic
30:00 <latexKult1969> meh
30:00 <Dugnuts> so it has that against it
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <latexKult1969> i make lonley and pathetic and art form
30:00 <latexKult1969> use dto it
31:00 <simba> get a quick flight 2 adelaide and catch a fringe show
31:00 <latexKult1969> i'm old
31:00 <Dugnuts> yeah ok im not heading down that rabbit hole
31:00 <latexKult1969> its all over for me
31:00 <Vagisil> lol
31:00 <Vagisil> vagina
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <MrMark> we all have our own talents latexKult1969
31:00 <latexKult1969> NO
31:00 <TheRon> calos santana and steve tyler - just feel better
31:00 <latexKult1969> VAAAAGGGINNNNAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <latexKult1969> ooer nicer call
31:00 <Dugnuts> is that like sparta?
31:00 <MrMark> good choice TheRon
31:00 <latexKult1969> tyler and santana
31:00 <Dugnuts> THIS IS VAAAAAGIIIIIIINNAAAAA!
31:00 <latexKult1969> kinda cept way more poon tang
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd be surprised if you had seen a vagina 
31:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
31:00 <Dugnuts> oh god
31:00 <latexKult1969> who me?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> all of you
32:00 <latexKult1969> legit?
32:00 <Dugnuts> if i girl did that, i would lose my shit
32:00 <latexKult1969> bah
32:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
32:00 <TheRon> vaginas are like the face suckers off aliens
32:00 <latexKult1969> so nobody told kate about all the spy cams we popped round her place then?
32:00 <Dugnuts> i once did 'fus ro dah' as i came with an ex
32:00 <latexKult1969> oh good
32:00 <Dugnuts> so nerdy
32:00 <latexKult1969> was worried it was a bust
32:00 <latexKult1969> *high fives dug
32:00 <TheRon> so ugly yet you can't look away
32:00 <latexKult1969> thats so rad
32:00 <latexKult1969> i once said to a chick
33:00 <latexKult1969> "you've taken your first step into a larger world
33:00 <Dugnuts> ...
33:00 <latexKult1969> just before i broke her anal virginity
33:00 <latexKult1969> bing...! pow!!
33:00 <Dugnuts> you really know how to take the class out of the room doncha
33:00 <latexKult1969> there was class here?
33:00 <latexKult1969> fuck sorry
33:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
33:00 <latexKult1969> whoops
33:00 <latexKult1969> my bad
33:00 <latexKult1969> and yeah i got a special talent for that stuff
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
34:00 <latexKult1969> oh shoosh you
34:00 <latexKult1969> you love it 
34:00 <Dugnuts> when i did my nerdy thing, it was with a girl who liked skyrim too
34:00 <latexKult1969> so is it liek a total suasge fest in here a susual?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not really
34:00 <Dugnuts> so we had a good laugh
34:00 <Dugnuts> funny stuff
34:00 <latexKult1969> oh nice 
34:00 <latexKult1969> she dug on skyrim
34:00 <latexKult1969> so good
35:00 <TheRon> i like sluts
35:00 <latexKult1969> you know its love when ya woman is down with hardcore rpg gaming
35:00 <Dugnuts> that was back in 2011 tho
35:00 <latexKult1969> i dig sluts too
35:00 <Dugnuts> so you know..
35:00 <latexKult1969> man did you try eso?
35:00 <TheRon> nothing i can do, total eclipse of the herat
35:00 <Dugnuts> no
35:00 <latexKult1969> i subbed for a lil
35:00 <TheRon> heart
35:00 <Dugnuts> i avoid mmos like the plague
35:00 <Dugnuts> i get addicted enough to single player stuff
35:00 <latexKult1969> but meh became such a fucking chore
35:00 <latexKult1969> yep
35:00 <latexKult1969> i leanrt my lesson
36:00 <Dugnuts> and i enjoy the modding and doing whatever i want in elder scrolls
36:00 <latexKult1969> i still play this one called the secret world though
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
36:00 <latexKult1969> bah
36:00 <latexKult1969> everything that is rad is lame to you
36:00 <latexKult1969> what are you
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much
36:00 <latexKult1969> a mormon or some shit?
36:00 <Dugnuts> a negative nancy
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am
36:00 <latexKult1969> yeah i rekcon
36:00 <TheRon> who's watching the cricket tomorrow?
36:00 <latexKult1969> sweet
36:00 <Dugnuts> sigh, my iron sucks
36:00 <latexKult1969> so u don't care if i like have 20 wives and shit then?
36:00 <Dugnuts> i ironed my shirt and it still has creases
37:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: piss on your shirt before you iron it
37:00 <TheRon> got a dryer?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> 20 wives
37:00 <latexKult1969> that sucks
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that shit
37:00 <latexKult1969> yeah
37:00 <Dugnuts> nope
37:00 <Dugnuts> no dryer
37:00 <latexKult1969> i am a glutton for punishment
37:00 <TheRon> oven?
37:00 <latexKult1969> curry?
37:00 <Dugnuts> yeah, but i burned a shirt once doing that trick
37:00 <Vagisil> lol
37:00 <TheRon> damn
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i doubt you'd be able to service 20 wives
37:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: just wear it a while
37:00 <latexKult1969> meh
37:00 <latexKult1969> the idea is
37:00 <Vagisil> bad enough having 1 let alone 20
37:00 <latexKult1969> they service me
37:00 <Dugnuts> i might go buy a decent iron tomorrow
37:00 <latexKult1969> and maybe 
38:00 <Vagisil> where does 20 come from anyway
38:00 <latexKult1969> just maybe
38:00 <Vagisil> why limit yourself to 20
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right…..
38:00 <latexKult1969> on birthdays and stuff i will liek eat em out or something
38:00 <Vagisil> if u had the capacity to carry 20
38:00 <latexKult1969> true
38:00 <TheRon> i think it's wrong to habe a 14 yo wife
38:00 <Vagisil> youd just have a different one every night
38:00 <latexKult1969> we can have an entire amry of wives
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <Dugnuts> and who says you have to service them all the same time?
38:00 <Dugnuts> could have a rotating roster
38:00 <latexKult1969> good point dug
38:00 <Vagisil> TheRon.... 14 is actually old in islamic state.... 9 is about the norm at the moment
38:00 <latexKult1969> oh yeha 
38:00 <TheRon> damn
38:00 <latexKult1969> those sandy fuckers dig the young blood hey?
38:00 <Dugnuts> scum
39:00 <latexKult1969> oath
39:00 <TheRon> sick bastards
39:00 <Vagisil> up until ?2009? the legal age of consent was 12 in vatican city
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
39:00 <Vagisil> its currently 14 in spain
39:00 <Serenity> for sex?
39:00 <latexKult1969> no shit?
39:00 <Vagisil> and a lot of eu countries
39:00 <latexKult1969> holy fuckamoly
39:00 <Vagisil> yep
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> crazy
39:00 <Serenity> ........
39:00 <Vagisil> but only for males
39:00 <Serenity> 12??????????????
39:00 <Serenity> fuck
39:00 <Vagisil> in vatican city
39:00 <TheRon> burn them all to hell
40:00 <latexKult1969> meh just send em to broadmeadows
40:00 <Vagisil> theres quite a few EU countries that have a LAOC of 14
40:00 <Dugnuts> bah screw it, im gonna go be a nerd in the city
40:00 <latexKult1969> wich is kinda like hell
40:00 <Dugnuts> woo beta bar
40:00 <Vagisil> but they have conditions like a 14 year old can fuck... but can only fuck somoene 16 or younger
40:00 <Vagisil> that sorta shit
40:00 <latexKult1969> was considering going out tonight
40:00 <latexKult1969> but so can't be assed
40:00 <Vagisil> so its still sexual assault for a 20 year old to fuck a 14 year old.. even if it was consensual
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you'll harass us here
40:00 <latexKult1969> jesus dude
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes vagisil
41:00 <latexKult1969> harras you?
41:00 <latexKult1969> pfft
41:00 <Dugnuts> well you know its perfectly legal to fuck any 16 year old here
41:00 <Dugnuts> even if you are 70
41:00 <latexKult1969> your a lil boring for me
41:00 <Vagisil> Yes
41:00 <latexKult1969> lol
41:00 <Dugnuts> its gross as hell
41:00 <Vagisil> i said 14.
41:00 <Dugnuts> but legal
41:00 <latexKult1969> u liek some cool tune sthough
41:00 <Vagisil> cant u read
41:00 <Dugnuts> i did
41:00 <Dugnuts> but you put caveats on your 14
41:00 <Dugnuts> no caveats on my 16
41:00 <Vagisil> yeh 16 is fine
41:00 <latexKult1969> yo any chance of a subject change?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> 16 is legal 
41:00 <latexKult1969> i aint even had dinner yet
42:00 <steven_> why are you even talking about this loooooooool
42:00 <latexKult1969> well tis here
42:00 <latexKult1969> agreed steven
42:00 <Vagisil> a 70 year old can still get done for sex assault fucking a 16 year old.. if its not consensual
42:00 <Serenity> i lost my virginity when i was 13 =/
42:00 <latexKult1969> same
42:00 <latexKult1969> well i was younger even
42:00 <latexKult1969> 11 actually
42:00 <latexKult1969> ate my baby sitter out when iw as 10
42:00 <latexKult1969> no joke
42:00 <Vagisil> but a 17 year old in spain can get done for sex assault for fucking a 14 year old even if its consensual.. and even though 14 is LAOC
42:00 <TheRon> when i was 17, i drank some very good beer
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyone can be done for non consensual sex
42:00 <Serenity> latexKult1969.......................................
42:00 <Vagisil> yeh
43:00 <latexKult1969> indeed
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck off you did latex
43:00 <latexKult1969> um no
43:00 <Mew> wooooow #melbourne 
43:00 <latexKult1969> i am fucking serious
43:00 <latexKult1969> true story dude
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> as fucking if
43:00 <TheRon> gorillaz - feel good inc
43:00 <Vagisil> which is a heap of EU countries.. 14 is LAOC... but only if both parties are under 16
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it's your reality  
43:00 <latexKult1969> i swear on my comic book collection
43:00 <Serenity> oh noo why was token zlined
43:00 <Serenity> i like him
43:00 <Vagisil> brb
43:00 <nate> because token like the smoken
43:00 <latexKult1969> yeha token was rad
43:00 <latexKult1969> kk
44:00 <simba> nah hes shit
44:00 <Serenity> you're shit
44:00 <latexKult1969> bah we're all shit
44:00 <simba> thats 2 bad opinions
44:00 <TheRon> i'm shit
44:00 <nate> i like shit
44:00 <latexKult1969> hence we are being mopey assheads on irc in 2015
44:00 <latexKult1969> yeah shits pretty rad
44:00 <latexKult1969> especially when it come sout of beyonces ass
44:00 <latexKult1969> whoops
44:00 <latexKult1969> really gotta stop daydremaing aloud
44:00 <Serenity> im not mopey
45:00 <simba> yuk
45:00 <Serenity> im quite happy
45:00 <latexKult1969> yay
45:00 <latexKult1969> thats good
45:00 <ShadowLurker> im pretty good myself
45:00 <latexKult1969> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfDoUIh23Wg
45:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MC5  - Looking At You  (Live 1970) Views: 180,135   Uploaded: Published on May 10, 2013 Duration: 4 Minutes 18 Seconds 
45:00 <latexKult1969> this song owns
46:00 <latexKult1969> i wanna chill with anyone who is down with this music
46:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3FqwLFhs4U
46:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eric Prydz - Call on me Views: 417,611   Uploaded: Published on Mar 6, 2013 Duration: 3 Minutes 2 Seconds 
47:00 <latexKult1969> sick i will listen when this is done ron
47:00 <Dugnuts> ok
47:00 <Dugnuts> whoever is drinking
47:00 <latexKult1969> yo anyone out west wanna split a slab ?
47:00 <latexKult1969> me
47:00 <Dugnuts> which come on, some of you are
47:00 <TheRon> brilliant clip
47:00 <Vagisil> man star track express is fucking slow
47:00 <Dugnuts> scull in 15 seconds
47:00 <Dugnuts> GO
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
47:00 <latexKult1969> not heard of eric prydz man
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> its porn
47:00 <Vagisil> cheapo parcel post was quicker
47:00 <latexKult1969> whats porn?
47:00 <latexKult1969> mc5
47:00 <latexKult1969> fuck yeah 
48:00 <latexKult1969> audio porn
48:00 <latexKult1969> one of greatest american punk rock bands ever
48:00 <Vagisil> can get parcel post perth to here in 4 days
48:00 <Vagisil> startrack has been 7 working days and counting
48:00 <latexKult1969> fuck dug
48:00 <latexKult1969> done  bro
48:00 <latexKult1969> gotta chill
48:00 <Vagisil> and toll express has lost one of the schools $3000 projectors
48:00 <latexKult1969> though
48:00 <latexKult1969> otherwise will need more beer way too soon
49:00 <latexKult1969> i am so gonna stela a projector 
49:00 <latexKult1969> hahah
49:00 <Vagisil> lol
49:00 <latexKult1969> already robbed my schools music room
49:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
49:00 <TheRon> more beer more beer more beer more beer.........
49:00 <latexKult1969> stole a yamaha drum kit and 2 amps
49:00 <Dugnuts> i only had half of mine
49:00 <Vagisil> these are education locked which is pretty neat
49:00 <latexKult1969> like years ago
49:00 <Dugnuts> but mine is jacks and coke
49:00 <Dugnuts> like 500ml of it
49:00 <latexKult1969> well if u dig irihs whiskey
49:00 <latexKult1969> i got 2 3rds of a bottle of jamesons
49:00 <latexKult1969> i dig jacks
49:00 <latexKult1969> but have none
50:00 <Dugnuts> everybody digs jacks
50:00 <Dugnuts> ;)
50:00 <latexKult1969> true enough
50:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq5i-6cJMJs
50:00 <latexKult1969> i love the scrumpies
50:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Alex Gaudino -  Destination Calabria HD 1080p Views: 14,165,238   Uploaded:  Jan 4, 2010 Duration: 3 Minutes 3 Seconds 
50:00 <Dugnuts> jamesons is pretty good tho
50:00 <Vagisil> hmm i think i just got shaped
50:00 <Vagisil> ffs
50:00 <Dugnuts> heh
50:00 <TheRon> a fave clip of mine
50:00 <Dugnuts> im hammering my free vodafone internet atm
50:00 <Dugnuts> still no options for a landline of any kind right now
50:00 <latexKult1969> oh dude
51:00 <latexKult1969> eric prydz
51:00 <latexKult1969> shit hosue music
51:00 <latexKult1969> but decent perver
51:00 <Vagisil> nope still got 100gb
51:00 <Vagisil> wtf
51:00 <Vagisil> fucking internet
51:00 <TheRon> great clip
51:00 <latexKult1969> agreed
51:00 <latexKult1969> dat ass
51:00 <Dugnuts> just too many nerds watching youtube at this time of night mang
51:00 <beehhh> UFOs are dead real and its not a joke
51:00 <Dugnuts> oh yeah
51:00 <Dugnuts> the sexy sax cheerleaders
52:00 <latexKult1969> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpHgG4jILa0
52:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - German TV 1972 Views: 345,395   Uploaded: Published on Sep 4, 2013 Duration: 14 Minutes 5 Seconds 
52:00 <Dugnuts> or band girls
52:00 <beehhh> you morons are worst than any aliens soforth
52:00 <latexKult1969> some wicked old school zappa 
52:00 <Vagisil> of course ufos are real
52:00 <beehhh> thanks Vagisil
52:00 <Vagisil> just coz its a ufo doesnt mean aliens are piloting it
52:00 <beehhh> that i dont know
52:00 <Vagisil> unidentified flying object
52:00 <beehhh> the thing i saw looks to me out of the blue
52:00 <Vagisil> think about it
53:00 <latexKult1969> i mean take my mum for example
53:00 <Vagisil> download speed 0.2mbit
53:00 <Dugnuts> ewww
53:00 <Vagisil> for fucks sake
53:00 <Dugnuts> no thanks
53:00 <latexKult1969> shes an unidentified fat object
53:00 <latexKult1969> ??
53:00 <latexKult1969> nobody
53:00 <Dugnuts> i read a thing
53:00 <latexKult1969> serious?
53:00 <latexKult1969> shes a great cook
53:00 <beehhh> whoever thinks we're alone must be the stupidest person alive
53:00 <latexKult1969> well i am alone right now
54:00 <beehhh> there are bigger colonies than us
54:00 <latexKult1969> nah true though
54:00 <Dugnuts> the reason ufo reports went way up in the 60s was coz of the U-2 spy plane
54:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em2aO3CG9Zs
54:00 <Dugnuts> they were all over the place
54:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Benny Benassi - Satisfaction (Official Video HD!) Views: 1,102,941   Uploaded:  Jun 11, 2010 Duration: 2 Minutes 26 Seconds 
54:00 <Dugnuts> and flying higher than anyone thought a plane could fly
54:00 <latexKult1969> kate?
54:00 <latexKult1969> can you cook?
54:00 <Vagisil> brb
54:00 <latexKult1969> kk
54:00 <latexKult1969> heh i should join the sex room
54:00 <Dugnuts> ewww
54:00 <Dugnuts> dont
54:00 <latexKult1969> see how many dudes are there form liek 10 yrs ago
54:00 <Dugnuts> its never a good idea
55:00 <beehhh> it was throwing some palsating orange beacon lights from it and they are unique in tech i tell you that
55:00 <latexKult1969> is it that bad?
55:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
55:00 <TheRon> there's something about jackhammers and tits
55:00 <Dugnuts> i havent been there for years
55:00 <beehhh> more like a power-house inside
55:00 <Dugnuts> but every time i went
55:00 <Dugnuts> it was just bleh
55:00 <latexKult1969> yeah true
55:00 <latexKult1969> loads of dudes posing as chicks
55:00 <latexKult1969> haha
55:00 <latexKult1969> so seedy
55:00 <Dugnuts> i dont think they even bother anymore
55:00 <beehhh> if i was there i wouldve see the end but i freaked out anyone would
55:00 <Vagisil> WOW
55:00 <Vagisil> mirc is killing my internet
55:00 <latexKult1969> meh i'm going in
55:00 <beehhh> thought if its the end might as well die in my bed
55:00 <Dugnuts> its not like you get new people on irc
56:00 <Vagisil> this is fucking spacko
56:00 <Vagisil> connect irc
56:00 <latexKult1969> true enough
56:00 <Dugnuts> not like back in the day
56:00 <Vagisil> connection goes from 22mbit to 0.2mbit
56:00 <Dugnuts> wtf
56:00 <latexKult1969> maybe taht massive fat hairy dude who sucked me off way bac when is still there
56:00 <latexKult1969> rofl
56:00 <Dugnuts> is someone auto dosing you or something?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
56:00 <Dugnuts> ewww
56:00 <latexKult1969> weird if irc is draining ur pc dude
56:00 <beehhh> +blame the maclm
57:00 <Vagisil> its actually killing all the internet
57:00 <Dugnuts> mac?
57:00 <Vagisil> when i connect here
57:00 <latexKult1969> fuck really?
57:00 <Vagisil> my phone loses internet
57:00 <latexKult1969> woah
57:00 <Dugnuts> wow
57:00 <beehhh> well there might be dugging on the street as a whole
57:00 <Vagisil> fucking weird
57:00 <Dugnuts> wha?
57:00 <Vagisil> as soon as i close mirc internet goes back to normal
57:00 <Dugnuts> crazy
57:00 <Dugnuts> do it again
57:00 <Dugnuts> make sure
57:00 <Vagisil> not effecting just this computer.. my laptop.. phone
57:00 <Vagisil> yeh im going to
58:00 <Dugnuts> we get it
59:00 <beehhh> http://www.othaimmarkets.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/0/100630_0.jpg
59:00 <Vagisil> just.. wow
59:00 <Dugnuts> maybe do a restart
59:00 <Vagisil> i started downloading from ftp.iinet.net.au
00:00 <Dugnuts> if irc is breaking it
00:00 <Vagisil> 2.2mbytes a second
00:00 <Dugnuts> theres something weird going on
00:00 <Vagisil> as soon as i connect
00:00 <Vagisil> the download has stopped
00:00 <Vagisil> yeh
00:00 <beehhh> sun makes the internet goes funny
00:00 <Dugnuts> its not HF comms man
00:00 <Vagisil> lol
00:00 <Dugnuts> sun doesnt do shit to internet
00:00 <beehhh> the light seems like a meteorite powered out of the ufo
00:00 <Vagisil> im on ethernet cable too
00:00 <Dugnuts> ...
00:00 <Vagisil> not even wifi
00:00 <Dugnuts> yeah thats not the prob
00:00 <beehhh> they are fully loaded
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> you guys are lame
01:00 <Dugnuts> seems like your router is getting overwhelmed by something
01:00 <Dugnuts> udp requests or something
01:00 <Dugnuts> which shouldnt be happening
01:00 <Vagisil> i could understand almost if it was just killing internet on here.... some routing thing in wodws having a spack
01:00 <Vagisil> but to kill all the internets
01:00 <Vagisil> yeah
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe stop the porn d/ls
01:00 <Vagisil> lo
01:00 <Vagisil> l
01:00 <Dugnuts> yeah, what do you need porn for when you have kate?
01:00 <beehhh> should've known better that you could have been stabbed me at the back through my heart
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> dugouts - i don't think i ever offered you anything
02:00 <Dugnuts> my point exactly katatonic_taco01
02:00 <Dugnuts> oops
02:00 <Dugnuts> katatonic_kate01
02:00 <latexKult1969> what the 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lets keep it that way
02:00 <latexKult1969> kate has a doppleganger
02:00 <beehhh> Im like a running fool in a cage
02:00 <Dugnuts> good
02:00 <Dugnuts> but dont go judging the guy
02:00 <Dugnuts> sheesh
03:00 <Dugnuts> SHEESH
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then, i won't
03:00 <Dugnuts> oh
03:00 <Dugnuts> well
03:00 <Dugnuts> ok then
03:00 <Dugnuts> that was easier than i expected
03:00 <Dugnuts> i never realised sheesh was so persuasive
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantastic
04:00 <Dugnuts> maybe i should ask my hot neighbour if she has a decent iron
04:00 <beehhh> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rosH55kDBZU/TDX8MCzRnqI/AAAAAAAABYg/mnbb7tTzk70/s1600/IMG_1021_2.JPG
04:00 <Dugnuts> that might get rid of the creases
04:00 <simba> found a 7” of take my breath away - theme from top gun in me mums old collection
04:00 <simba> it sounds orsm
05:00 <beehhh> made in austria
06:00 <beehhh> i think the airasia was pulled off by an ufo or something
06:00 <Dugnuts> pulled off eh
06:00 <Dugnuts> heh
06:00 <latexKult1969> still here
06:00 <latexKult1969> dueling grim in the sex channel
06:00 <latexKult1969> hahah
06:00 <latexKult1969> much laughs indeed
06:00 <Dugnuts> so who is celebrating singles awareness day tomorrow?
07:00 <Vagisil> lol
07:00 <latexKult1969> cheese singles?
07:00 <Dugnuts> no
07:00 <latexKult1969> scorpion wins!!!!
07:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/2lxjrki.jpg
07:00 <latexKult1969> flawless victory!!!
07:00 <beehhh> me & nroel yesterday
07:00 <Dugnuts> nroel?
07:00 <Dugnuts> thats a person?
07:00 <beehhh> norell
08:00 <beehhh> my ts gf
08:00 <Vagisil> she looks like a realdoll
08:00 <beehhh> thanks
08:00 <Dugnuts> did you say your ts gf?
08:00 <beehhh> yqh
08:00 <Dugnuts> pre or post?
08:00 <beehhh> circumsized
08:00 <Dugnuts> so you like teh cock then
08:00 <Dugnuts> i see
08:00 <beehhh> ofcourse i do
08:00 <beehhh> so is your mom
08:00 <Dugnuts> im sorry, im new here
09:00 <Dugnuts> what?
09:00 <Dugnuts> are you high man?
09:00 <beehhh> yes
09:00 <Dugnuts> oh
09:00 <Dugnuts> well
09:00 <Dugnuts> good excuse for your nonsense then
09:00 <beehhh> no lah shes a girl
11:00 <beehhh> she also thinks that
11:00 <simba> i think, therefore i am?
12:00 <simba> trannies have fucking ran with that shit
12:00 <Dugnuts> wow
12:00 <Dugnuts> anyway
12:00 <Dugnuts> time for another drink and dishes
12:00 <Dugnuts> gotta have a clean house
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <simba> i dont understand trannies
12:00 <Dugnuts> thats ok
12:00 <katatonic_kate01>   Beehhh are you transexual also?
12:00 <simba> hes gone
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops left the chat
12:00 <Dugnuts> too late kate
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i shall ask him another time
13:00 <Dugnuts> too late kate ma mate
13:00 <Dugnuts> heh
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
13:00 <Dugnuts> im gonna keep going with this
13:00 <Dugnuts> too late to rate kate my mate
13:00 <latexKult1969> ts?
13:00 <latexKult1969> rad
13:00 <latexKult1969> if your passable
13:00 <latexKult1969> i'm keen
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i'm going with the ignore
13:00 <latexKult1969> rofl
13:00 <latexKult1969> <<-- no shame
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> done and done
14:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
14:00 <[Maverick]> lol 
14:00 <[Maverick]> how big is your ignore list kate? 
14:00 <simba> thanx 4 the update kate
14:00 <simba> heres my ignore list guys:
14:00 <simba> ***no 1***
14:00 <[Maverick]> I guess I am on it 
14:00 <latexKult1969> god the sex room is totally like a moruge
14:00 <Dugnuts> seems like it
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> how big is it
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck, it's extensive 
15:00 <latexKult1969> haha
15:00 <[Maverick]> hence why B1 hangs out in there latexKult1969
15:00 <latexKult1969> i totally just asked if any chicks we're into fisting
15:00 <Dugnuts> i understand my addition to it
15:00 <latexKult1969> yah
15:00 <Dugnuts> rhyming is so offensive
15:00 <latexKult1969> kinda droll really
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i'm sure everyone ignored you for being a fuckwit
15:00 <latexKult1969> thats sir fuckwit to you young lady
15:00 <latexKult1969> :P
16:00 <latexKult1969> not my prob if they are all aboring bunch of yobs
16:00 <latexKult1969> meh all good
16:00 <latexKult1969> at leats folks chat in here
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
16:00 <latexKult1969> *least
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you're into fisting and no one is responding, perhaps that isn't the ch for you
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> just sayin'
17:00 <Dugnuts> ok, dishes, drink, and then visit the neighbour hoping for a decent iron
17:00 <[Maverick]> maybe they had their hands full 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
17:00 <[Maverick]> boom tish 
17:00 <Dugnuts> its a plan
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice one :P
17:00 <[Maverick]> :P 
20:00 <Vagisil> man that video of the sis dude is so fuckin funny
20:00 <Vagisil> isis
20:00 <Vagisil> all i could think of at the end was the chicken sound in rust
20:00 <simba> isis own
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
21:00 <Vagisil> http://wardocumentaryfilms.com/combat-clips/isis-fighter-shoots-carelessly-pays-ulitmate-price/
21:00 <Vagisil> fuckin hilarious
21:00 <Vagisil> too much csgo for him lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> um yeah
22:00 <Vagisil> hip shooting a pk lol
23:00 <simba> allah akbar
23:00 <simba> imagine if that just meant fuuuck!!!!
24:00 <Vagisil> lmao
24:00 <Vagisil> if youve ever played rust legacy
24:00 <simba> allah akbar
24:00 <Vagisil> the chickens sound like theyre saying allah ackbar
24:00 <couleurs> SaUcEy
24:00 <Vagisil> yeh
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
25:00 <nate> big weekend couleurs!
25:00 <simba> so chickens are terrorists?
25:00 <Vagisil> lol
25:00 <couleurs> Happy Valentimes Every1
25:00 <simba> will you be my valentine
25:00 <couleurs> ok
26:00 <nate> 2 hearts beat as one
26:00 <simba> then its settled
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
26:00 <Johnny> I would do something really nice for Valentine's Day if I had a partner, but I don't have one so it's business as usual.
26:00 <couleurs> SuPeR MaRiO LoVeRs
26:00 <Vagisil> going back to the 3 sexes?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> how many times are people going to have to read a tragic V day story over the next 24 hours
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
29:00 <couleurs> some buddy jealous!!!!!!!
29:00 <simba> at least fourty
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes!
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think it might be best for me to return in 24 hours
29:00 <simba> bye
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> possibly 48
29:00 <couleurs> 69
30:00 <simba> ur whining is getting boring n e way kate
30:00 <simba> save us all
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> How the fuck is it
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> people are cunts
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> and I state that
30:00 <Maurice> Valentines day is just another day
30:00 <Maurice> It's not special
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah exactly… 
30:00 <simba> it was invtented by greeting card companies like christmas
31:00 <couleurs> and easter
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and there is really no need for  peeps to lament about not having a partner
31:00 <Doodle> jesus invented christmas
31:00 <Doodle> and coke
31:00 <Maurice> Would it be wrong if I punched a 6yr old in the face
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <Maurice> Keeping in mind it's not my kid, so that should be ok?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
31:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBMYow46LxQ
31:00 <Doodle> do it you big girls blouse
31:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Air Supply I'm all out of love Views: 9,599,215   Uploaded:  Feb 2, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 4 Seconds 
32:00 <Johnny> it depends what a relationship means to a person, some people like to celebrate it just like how people celebrate birthdays, christmas and graduations to remember moments in life. 
32:00 <Johnny> there is no right or wrong
32:00 <Doodle> gay
32:00 <Maurice> Yes there is
32:00 <Doodle> its wrong
32:00 <simba> big girls dont cry
32:00 <Maurice> I'm right, you're wrong
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah…. i'd say go for it - however you'd probably get bitched at
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> from the parents
32:00 <couleurs> wonder why there's no wester, norther or souther yet... talk about missed opportunities 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> not worth it
32:00 <Maurice> They wont be home until tomorrow, plenty of time to hide the body
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm interesting!
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Will the said child fit in the freezer?
33:00 <Maurice> Chest freezer for sure
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
33:00 <Doodle> sprinkle some peas over the top, no one will ever know
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol ^ 5 doodle
33:00 <Doodle> i.. read that somewhere
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably here
34:00 <simba> i read it here
34:00 <simba> just then
34:00 <Doodle> i'm so confused
34:00 <Maurice> Doodle knows all the good freezer tricks
34:00 <Doodle> yeee
34:00 <Dugnuts> this guy i know, his missus demanded a designer handbag for valentines day
34:00 <Dugnuts> like its her bday
34:00 <Doodle> gotta keep em crisp
34:00 <couleurs> u n me go 2 gether like peas n carrets
35:00 <Dugnuts> ewww
35:00 <Maurice> Vacuum sealed vaginas
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <Dugnuts> ...
35:00 <Doodle> sllllllp
35:00 <Dugnuts> what?
35:00 <Maurice> Frozen to keep the crispness
35:00 <Dugnuts> oh
35:00 <Dugnuts> i see
35:00 <couleurs> did he get her 1 the suspense is killen me
35:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha i just imagined a vacuum pumped vagina for a second there
35:00 <latexKult1969> bbs chatting to my pal in canada
35:00 <Dugnuts> which is kinda disturbing
35:00 <Maurice> Although if you have a crispy vag something is wrong
35:00 <Doodle> yeah
36:00 <Doodle> its frozen
36:00 <Doodle> whitewings stylez
36:00 <Doodle> birdseye?
36:00 <Doodle> w/evs
36:00 <Doodle> dont judge me
37:00 <couleurs> hi cheesty_pee
37:00 <couleurs> oh ok
37:00 <couleurs> Good.
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <Doodle> phewwww
39:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBfQoyZ0mtQ#t=128
39:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Philipe Coutinho Futsal 2005 Views: 1,116,365   Uploaded:  Aug 14, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 16 Seconds 
39:00 <couleurs> 4 da fans
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> crispy vag ftw!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of which, i wouldn't mind some pop corn chicken
40:00 <couleurs> chicken made out of popcorn!!!!!!!!!!!
47:00 <[Maverick]> can I pop you... 
47:00 <[Maverick]> fuck she is gone 
47:00 <couleurs> <nate> yes u can :)
50:00 <WhoMadeWho> urgh
51:00 <Dugnuts> URG
52:00 <Dugnuts> goddamn
52:00 <couleurs> Make Me.
52:00 <WhoMadeWho> damn goddit
52:00 <Dugnuts> do it!
52:00 <Dugnuts> what am i making you do?
54:00 <christopher> best looking person on austnet
54:00 <christopher> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10991392_1599015463667229_8228281941441542102_n.jpg?oh=bf22ed0794647c3bda7a9b4c066e2791&oe=558DEEE4&__gda__=1435894452_7a8391134bc924eed49545a11a74fe46
54:00 <couleurs> lol
54:00 <WhoMadeWho> who is that
54:00 <christopher> thats me
55:00 <WhoMadeWho> we all have to work with what we've got i suppose
55:00 <christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5leA0BO5V-g
55:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: alisid - after light is shaded in darkness - psytrance    Uploaded: Published on Aug 12, 2014 Duration: 4 Minutes 57 Seconds 
55:00 <christopher> is the song
56:00 <christopher> lot of sadness in those eyes
56:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/4Ap4EUO
57:00 <christopher> fuck faggot arabs
58:00 <amsy> lmao @ who the fuck is jesus
58:00 <christopher> me
58:00 <christopher> jesus crys
58:00 <christopher> its not christ
58:00 <christopher> its crys
58:00 <amsy> deep
58:00 <couleurs> hehe
58:00 <christopher> who bible is wrong
58:00 <christopher> whole
59:00 <WhoMadeWho> ahem...that is a work of fiction
59:00 <christopher> yeah but i dont lie
59:00 <WhoMadeWho> as is all religious texts
59:00 <christopher> liars dont pass on to next life
59:00 <WhoMadeWho> name something you would lie about
59:00 <christopher> i cant
59:00 <christopher> i dont lie
00:00 <WhoMadeWho> or you WONT
00:00 <christopher> nah its weak to lie
00:00 <christopher> gotta be a man not a mouse
00:00 <WhoMadeWho> if your mother was miranda kerr, would you ?
00:00 <christopher> i dont even like her
01:00 <nate> if you fall i will catch you
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> who do you like
01:00 <christopher> so glad she aint my mum
01:00 <Emma> haha
01:00 <christopher> i knew an emma once
01:00 <christopher> she was hot
01:00 <Emma> she is glad your not her son
01:00 <christopher> she worked for bigw
01:00 <Emma> im hotter
01:00 <christopher> nice
01:00 <nate> emma is a bus driver
01:00 <Emma> yeah
01:00 <Emma> a drive a big bus
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> does it have wheels
02:00 <Emma> yes lots of them
02:00 <Emma> i think
02:00 <christopher> ne1 that doesnt show pics
02:00 <Emma> i dont see the wheels
02:00 <christopher> on here
02:00 <christopher> is a weak cunt
02:00 <Emma> weak?
02:00 <christopher> no u
02:00 <Emma> or just dont want stalkers like you?
02:00 <christopher> females have to not show
02:00 <christopher> but ne guy that dont show pic has no balls
02:00 <WhoMadeWho> the old guilt people into showing pics routine
02:00 <Emma> id never show my pic to anyone
03:00 <christopher> good
03:00 <WhoMadeWho> would you show your bus ?
03:00 <Emma> im not desperate
03:00 <Emma> sorry
03:00 <christopher> neither am i
03:00 <Emma> are you sure?
03:00 <christopher> well if i was it was cause of married woman that has no heart
04:00 <Emma> no heart, how does that work?
04:00 <Emma> please tell
04:00 <christopher> kiss me run off never come back
04:00 <Vagisil>  i farted
04:00 <christopher> fucken load of horse wank
04:00 <christopher> go for it
04:00 <Emma> have you ever asked what the problem is?
04:00 <Vagisil> floss still playing idlerpg lol
05:00 <Emma> Maybe its you not them
05:00 <christopher> nah its them
05:00 <Emma> If it keeps happening that should tell you something
05:00 <christopher> if they turned up
05:00 <christopher> i would be snae
05:00 <christopher> sane
05:00 <WhoMadeWho> i like buses
05:00 <Emma> me too
05:00 <christopher> reason i insane
05:00 <christopher> is them
05:00 <WhoMadeWho> http://viralfeasts.com/the-most-luxurious-and-expensive-bus-in-the-world-youll-love-to-be-in-there/
05:00 <WhoMadeWho> id drive that bus
06:00 <Emma> thats a good bus
06:00 <WhoMadeWho> oath
06:00 <christopher> i never gonna kiss again
06:00 <christopher> cause i mean it when i say i love u
06:00 <Emma> http://www.isledegrande.com/giimages6/merrill-300.jpg
06:00 <nate> chris?? :D
06:00 <Emma> thats me and my bus
06:00 <nate> chris you are tall dark and mysterious
06:00 <Emma> thats nice
07:00 <Emma> he is for you nate
07:00 <nate> hes for everybody!
07:00 <Emma> he will be what ever you want him to be
07:00 <christopher> i will stay home
07:00 <christopher> not meet ppl
07:00 <nate> i will touch him in all the right areas
07:00 <christopher> cause ppl are cunts
07:00 <Emma> thats a good idea
07:00 <nate> feed his appietite
07:00 <christopher> when my dad dies i kill myself
07:00 <nate> turn me on my baby!
07:00 <nate> that will do
08:00 <christopher> no one is real
08:00 <Emma> im not real
08:00 <christopher> or they would have come by now
08:00 <nate> christopher just relax buddy :O
08:00 <nate> have a smoke
08:00 <nate> haha :D
08:00 <Emma> he cant your making him horny
09:00 <christopher> no
09:00 <christopher> i scared of sex
09:00 <christopher> cause i was rape
09:00 <Emma> thats nice
09:00 <christopher> and molested
09:00 <Emma> too bad they didnt finish the job
09:00 <nate> chris u can bounce back and find love this weekend
09:00 <nate> buy a little puppy
09:00 <Emma> yeah nate will be your friend
09:00 <nate> i can be a puppy
09:00 <christopher> nah that bitch comes back
10:00 <christopher> i spit in her face
10:00 <Emma> He will help you find yourself a good boyfriend
10:00 <christopher> she leaves
10:00 <christopher> simple as that if thats way she wants it
10:00 <nate> yes i will find you a good man christopher
10:00 <christopher> she has ppl cum on her face
10:00 <christopher> whats spit
10:00 <Emma> chris
11:00 <christopher> fuck off
11:00 <WhoMadeWho> i find it amusing how people make up an imaginary history and then adopt it as real.....then live it out on irc
11:00 <Emma> i do that alot
11:00 <WhoMadeWho> the internet has so many uses
11:00 <Emma> yes
12:00 <christopher> ppl cum on ya face
12:00 <WhoMadeWho> such as watching cats riding around the living room floor on a roomba vacuum
12:00 <christopher> whats spit
12:00 <christopher> fucken slut
12:00 <Emma> chirs
12:00 <WhoMadeWho> yes christopher....people do come on other peoples faces
12:00 <Vagisil> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/10010353_929250000448546_6555967281072380645_o.jpg
12:00 <Vagisil> jesus christ
12:00 <WhoMadeWho> its standard practice
13:00 <Emma> its good for the skin
13:00 <Vagisil> backstreet boys touring australia
13:00 <Vagisil> they must be broke
13:00 <christopher> u come i back hand
13:00 <christopher> u
13:00 <christopher> u wake up
13:00 <WhoMadeWho> backdoor boys
13:00 <christopher> u live life
13:00 <Vagisil> lol
13:00 <amsy> they did norway not that long ago
13:00 <amsy> lol
13:00 <WhoMadeWho> i guess anyone can do norway
13:00 <amsy> fun concert....
13:00 <amsy> what
14:00 <WhoMadeWho> if you live in norway you'd be happy to see anything
14:00 <couleurs> Amsy Does Norway.
14:00 <amsy> amen to that
14:00 <WhoMadeWho> yes i know
14:00 <christopher> i made u
14:00 <Vagisil> lol
14:00 <christopher> i made whole world
14:00 <Vagisil> id love to live in norway
14:00 <WhoMadeWho> amsy sometimes has to dig herself out of snow drifts just to get to work
14:00 <Vagisil> atheist retreat
14:00 <amsy> disney on ice was here not long ago and people went insane
14:00 <amsy> hehehe
14:00 <WhoMadeWho> though she doesnt work in the ugg boots store any more
14:00 <christopher> ne1 sleeps with u first time meet u
14:00 <Vagisil> man id love to see disney on ice again
14:00 <Loof> pieter on ice
14:00 <christopher> is scum
15:00 <christopher> Loof is scum
15:00 <Vagisil> LOL loof
15:00 <christopher> he is forced to take meds
15:00 <Vagisil> stfu christopher
15:00 <christopher> he is scum
15:00 <christopher> u are to Vagisil
15:00 <Vagisil> ooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo
15:00 <christopher> come at me bro
15:00 <amsy> Vagisil... the majority of our holidays are religious ones
15:00 <Vagisil> i know u r u said u r but what am i
15:00 <amsy> lots of laws surrounding religion
15:00 <christopher> i want a fight
15:00 <Vagisil> so are ours lol
15:00 <amsy> no they arent
15:00 <christopher> ive never fought back once
16:00 <Vagisil> christmas
16:00 <amsy> christmas and easter
16:00 <Vagisil> easter
16:00 <christopher> this time i will
16:00 <christopher> come at me bro
16:00 <Vagisil> yehhhh
16:00 <WhoMadeWho> cant wait till the human race evolves enough to get past ficticous religion
16:00 <WhoMadeWho> will be so much better
16:00 <Vagisil> 800 years
16:00 <christopher> human race will not evolve
16:00 <christopher> cause i dont have sex
16:00 <amsy> we have ascension day and some other ahit and some more shit
16:00 <christopher> u all up shit creek without paddle
16:00 <WhoMadeWho> that could be a good thing christopher
17:00 <christopher> in barewire cannu
17:00 <christopher> or some shit
17:00 <Vagisil> ur ascension day is a public holiday?
17:00 <nate> have another cone!
17:00 <christopher> i dont smoke that much
17:00 <amsy> cant buy alcohol the day before a holiday
17:00 <nate> u drinkin tonite christopher?
17:00 <Vagisil> lmao
17:00 <WhoMadeWho> swimming upstream in diarohhea flow with mouth open you say ?
17:00 <christopher> if they dont come back
17:00 <amsy> shops dont open on sundays
17:00 <christopher> worlds over
17:00 <amsy> so ah... athiest retreat my ass ok
17:00 <christopher> dont make me call feds again
18:00 <Vagisil> i need to edit what i said before about spain
18:00 <Vagisil> spains legal age of consent is 13... not 14
18:00 <WhoMadeWho> the issue is......our sun with explode way before we have the means to travel to another habitable planet....
18:00 <Loof> dont tell couleurs
18:00 <Vagisil> WhoMadeWho.. we have like 50 billion years
18:00 <Vagisil> im pretty sure thats enough time
18:00 <WhoMadeWho> not much time is it
19:00 <christopher> be funny when i call feds monday
19:00 <amsy> oh and people christen their kids just so they can have a confirmation when they turn 14 and get heaps of money
19:00 <christopher> explain
19:00 <Vagisil> well considering we are populating mars in 15 years
19:00 <christopher> austnet to them
19:00 <Vagisil> we will be fine
19:00 <christopher> now
19:00 <christopher> or never
19:00 <christopher> your choice
19:00 <WhoMadeWho> lol....mars is in the same destruction zone as earth when sun explodes
19:00 <Loof> populate uranus
19:00 <Vagisil> so?
19:00 <WhoMadeWho> we need to do better than mars
19:00 <Vagisil> 50 000 000 000
20:00 <Vagisil> we will be fine
20:00 <christopher> gonna go up road get address
20:00 <christopher> go down road get one too
20:00 <christopher> now or never
20:00 <WhoMadeWho> i think.....we need to attach large rocket motors to earth....and just motor our way around the universe
20:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
20:00 <Vagisil> rogue planet?
20:00 <Vagisil> dont be retarded
20:00 <Bastardly_One> christopher stfu
20:00 <Vagisil> our atmosphere wouldnt last 2 minutes.
20:00 <WhoMadeWho> only issue keeping an atmosphere and heat during the travel
20:00 <christopher> nah i calling feds monday
20:00 <Vagisil> only?
20:00 <Vagisil> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh, fuck up 
21:00 <WhoMadeWho> well, they is some of the major issues
21:00 <Vagisil> how about keeping the spin of earth the same exact speed
21:00 <WhoMadeWho> someone has to drive
21:00 <WhoMadeWho> and someone has to navigate
21:00 <Vagisil> lmao
21:00 <WhoMadeWho> how fuck we decide that
21:00 <nate> i think we need to transfer our Consciousness to a floppy disc and then dont goto space
21:00 <WhoMadeWho> lottery ?
21:00 <christopher> u got 2 1/2 days b4 i call feds
21:00 <christopher> enjoy
21:00 <Vagisil> nate.. we transferred a worms brain as it were into a lego robot last year
21:00 <Vagisil> im sure its not far away
22:00 <nate> ohh worms
22:00 <Vagisil> relative to 50 000 000 000 years
22:00 <nate> i had worms once:)
22:00 <nate> haha!
22:00 <christopher> hey hailey
22:00 <christopher> enjoy
22:00 <WhoMadeWho> well, one issue is the supposed issue of not being able to travel faster than speed of light
22:00 <christopher> ur fucked come monday
22:00 <WhoMadeWho> to cover distance
22:00 <WhoMadeWho> and the amount of energy needed to do so
22:00 <christopher> now u all shut up
23:00 <nate> a blackhole is faster than the speed of light
23:00 <christopher> ur all fucked too
23:00 <Vagisil> lol
23:00 <WhoMadeWho> though praps we will learn how to warp dark matter
23:00 <WhoMadeWho> to make large distances small
23:00 <christopher> or rebbecca
23:00 <christopher> all i know
23:00 <nate> u watch that latest movie WhoMadeWho?
23:00 <christopher> is ya fucked
24:00 <christopher> when i dish it out
24:00 <WhoMadeWho> what movie is that
24:00 <nate> intertellah
24:00 <WhoMadeWho> nah i aint seen that
24:00 <nate> interstella
24:00 <christopher> now or never
24:00 <WhoMadeWho> is it any goood ?
24:00 <christopher> u got 2 days to silence me
24:00 <nate> watch it its all about space
24:00 <nate> good effects 2
24:00 <christopher> u are going down 
24:00 <nate> yeah 9/10
24:00 <WhoMadeWho> i watched that one with whatshername in it....gravity
24:00 <nate> they got a copy on the net, audio is a bit shit
24:00 <WhoMadeWho> effects were good, but not quite accurate in a lot of cases
25:00 <christopher> feds like me
25:00 <christopher> so does fbi
25:00 <christopher> u wanta start
26:00 <nate> christopher u need 3 more cones!
26:00 <WhoMadeWho> i reckon the way to travel through the universe is to attach black holes together with long ropes and use there gravitational effect to drag the rope one way or the other.......then just hold onto the rope and bobs yur uncle
26:00 <christopher> no i calling feds
26:00 <christopher> on monday
26:00 <nate> lol
26:00 <WhoMadeWho> just gotta remember to let go of rope before entering the event horizon
29:00 <Vagisil> lol
29:00 <Vagisil> mate of mines building a new pc
29:00 <Vagisil> says what u reckons better twin 970 or single 980
29:00 <Vagisil> i say.. how much u spending on the machine
29:00 <Vagisil> $2000.
29:00 <Vagisil> *facepalm*
30:00 <Vagisil> $2000 is barely ram/cpu/mobo in 2011-3
30:00 <nate> Vagisil u dork:)
30:00 <Vagisil> tis why i refuse to change boards
31:00 <Vagisil> happy with x58 for the time being
31:00 <WhoMadeWho> i like using those websites to build your own pc online where you pick your own components.....then looking at the final price and laughing guts up
31:00 <Vagisil> lol
31:00 <nate> just buy a cheap celron and be done with it
31:00 <Vagisil> celeron lol
31:00 <WhoMadeWho> cuz generally cost more than a house by the time you finished picking the best of everything
31:00 <nate> irc for years on that
33:00 <Vagisil> mmm i spent $2500 on mine in 2010
33:00 <Vagisil> just spent $600 updating it
33:00 <Vagisil> im happy
33:00 <Vagisil> still running single gtx465
33:00 <Con> jobs
33:00 <Con> u wanta start
33:00 <nate> steve jobs?
33:00 <Vagisil> con\con
34:00 <nate> con u got any nude pix?
34:00 <Vagisil> lmao
34:00 <nate> i need something good to look at
34:00 <Con> u wont be laughing when no more austnet
34:00 <Vagisil> u mean.. we will have to move to undernet
34:00 <Vagisil> oh noes
34:00 <nate> cheering?
35:00 <amsy> i will be 
35:00 <Con> fucken pedos
35:00 <nate> con are u underage?
35:00 <nate> sorry bud
35:00 <Vagisil> LOL
35:00 <nate> mabye his mum caught him on the net
36:00 <WhoMadeWho> oi....i just built a computer online..... http://www.gr-tek.com.au/cart.php?rp=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gr-tek.com.au%2Fproddetail.php%3Fprod%3DSpecial_Forces_Gaming_PC
36:00 <Vagisil> jesus this guy is dense
36:00 <Vagisil> Offer pic up bassendean or meat in city
36:00 <WhoMadeWho> $4625.00.
37:00 <Vagisil> (fb ad)
37:00 <Vagisil> Benjamin Lang ill have 10kg salami
37:00 <Vagisil> Phillip Patterson What
37:00 <Vagisil> Benjamin Lang meat in the city
37:00 <Vagisil> Phillip Patterson How much cash
37:00 <Vagisil> Benjamin Lang MEAT... omg.
38:00 <WhoMadeWho> if you like mettwurst and yur ever in my town.... go here ..... http://www.adelaidecentralmarket.com.au/traders/the-mettwurst-shop/
38:00 <WhoMadeWho> many delicious meaty delights await you
39:00 <WhoMadeWho> and if you like hot sauces....and yur in my town.... go here...  http://chilemojo.com.au/
39:00 <WhoMadeWho> fucking awesome sauces
40:00 <nate> ohh hot;l
42:00 <WhoMadeWho> http://chilemojo.com.au/1-million-scoville-pepper-extract-148ml.html
42:00 <WhoMadeWho> that fucker be hot
42:00 <WhoMadeWho> so hot....check out the warning
42:00 <WhoMadeWho> not even considered a food item
47:00 <Christopher> quickest zline ever
47:00 <Christopher> lol
49:00 <Christopher> wheres my subisute teacher
49:00 <Christopher> hiding
49:00 <Christopher> hahahahaa
50:00 <Christopher> i know more than u do da do da
50:00 <amsy> 6
51:00 <Christopher> thinking a schizophrenic dont have memory
51:00 <Christopher> is bit stupid
51:00 <Christopher> they remember more than u think
53:00 <[Maverick]> The shootings are better at Hungry Jacks 
54:00 <Christopher> shoot me then
54:00 <Christopher> worlds over
54:00 <Christopher> i got told by god
54:00 <[Maverick]> don't start 
54:00 <Christopher> if wrong gets done to me
54:00 <[Maverick]> or you will find another channel to rant 
54:00 <Christopher> world ends
54:00 <[Maverick]> stop the woe is me shit 
55:00 <nate> shout maverick a cone chris:)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> [20:35] * Con ([email protected]) Quit (Z-Lined)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> avoiding a zline Chris?
03:00 <couleurs> con teh fruiterer
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Christopher is [email protected] * 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> naughty zline evader!
04:00 <nate> Christopher is worth it
05:00 <nate> true talent
06:00 <Loof> chris should be zlined from life
06:00 <MrMark> are we all naked yet?
06:00 <Doodle> yes
06:00 <Doodle> all of us
06:00 <[Maverick]> lol when did he get zlined? 
06:00 <Christopher> no i didnt change ip
07:00 <Christopher> so not evading
07:00 <[Maverick]> ^^ 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> right here 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> [20:35] * Con ([email protected]) Quit (Z-Lined)
07:00 <Christopher> zline is on ip
07:00 <[Maverick]> he's right though. 
07:00 <Christopher> not ident
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so less than an hour ago 
07:00 <[Maverick]> he isn't 
08:00 <[Maverick]> why don't you do something about it? 
08:00 <[Maverick]> oh you can't... 
08:00 <[Maverick]> so why is it bothering you? 
08:00 <Christopher> theres god than there is me
08:00 <Christopher> then there is god
09:00 <Christopher> i stuck in middle
10:00 <Doodle> sounds revolting
11:00 <katatonic_taco01> Christopher, thats why for you, a gline is more appropriate. All AustNet opers are aware of the most effective way to ban, and use their powers.
12:00 <[Maverick]> can you show us your g.. I mean 
12:00 <[Maverick]> how's the weather 
15:00 <Christopher> katatonic_taco01
16:00 <Christopher> noone knows me
16:00 <katatonic_taco01> oh rite
16:00 <Christopher> i know your mum katatonic_taco01
16:00 <Christopher> she is hot
16:00 <katatonic_taco01> if you say so
16:00 <nate> are u tacos dad?
17:00 <nate> :D~
18:00 <Christopher> should eat but whats point
18:00 <Christopher> live longer
18:00 <katatonic_taco01> whats the point to eating? nutrition?
18:00 <katatonic_taco01> prob not the shit u eat tho
18:00 <Christopher> i dont need it
19:00 <Christopher> ppl lie to me
19:00 <Christopher> if by july she not here
19:00 <Christopher> world ends
19:00 <StrykerX> Pepppa Piggg
19:00 <Bastardly_One> this Taco cunt ... why he's not permed banned from the network I'll never know
19:00 <StrykerX> Do do do do do, do do do do do
20:00 <[Maverick]> also B1, he hasn't said anything??? stop being a baiting cockjuggler 
23:00 <katatonic_taco01> Well hello 2 u 2 Jamie
24:00 <couleurs> =p
24:00 <xm> 2u2
24:00 <xm> O_O
25:00 <xm> -_-
25:00 <Zade> yay
25:00 <xm> LOL
25:00 <couleurs> lol
25:00 <Zade> best kick ever
26:00 <xm> goal!!!
26:00 <[Maverick]> katatonic_taco01: don't use his real name. 
26:00 <katatonic_taco01> ok sorry, was only doing it cause he was so nice to me
27:00 <Doodle> pretty sure she can call him whatever she likes
27:00 <Doodle> it is his name
27:00 <Doodle> i call everybody by their first names
28:00 <katatonic_taco01> Doodle, can i call u by ur first name?
28:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah.. did you see I warned though:P 
28:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al.mp3 (4.18MB 128kbps Stereo 4:33)
28:00 <Doodle> ofc you can katatonic_taco01
28:00 <katatonic_taco01> <3 4u Rob
28:00 <katatonic_taco01> :D
28:00 <Doodle> i am partial to a nice taco
29:00 <Doodle> <3
29:00 <DemonsRun> Ugh so bored.
29:00 <katatonic_taco01> Picard's first name is baldie, btw.
29:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Eric Cartman As J. Lo - Taco Flavoured Kisses.mp3 (4.58MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:20)
29:00 <picard> Evening
29:00 <Doodle> taco did you swallow kate
29:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: be here.
29:00 <picard> Fuck of Kate
30:00 <DemonsRun> Off*
30:00 <katatonic_taco01> Doodle, lol - 16»25» 25[katatonic_taco0125] 25(~kitty29@fulfill.all.your.wishes.with.my.taco.flavoured.kisses25): Tony Abbott
30:00 <Doodle> lol yeh i had to whois you cos you were sweet talking me too well to be kate
30:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
31:00 <DemonsRun> Don't have any clothes on already. So nerr.
31:00 <Doodle> oer
31:00 <DemonsRun> You fail.
31:00 <Doodle> pics
31:00 <nate> webcam show
31:00 <DemonsRun> Nowai
31:00 <Doodle> i never fail
31:00 <picard> What's happened, no b1
31:00 <Doodle> except all those times
31:00 <Doodle> when i did
31:00 <DemonsRun> You failed.
31:00 <Doodle> :(
31:00 <picard> Doodle: how often do u jerk off a day?
31:00 <DemonsRun> Ok I lie anyway. Singlet and panties.
31:00 <Doodle> you're so harsh
32:00 <DemonsRun> So I'm dressed lol
32:00 <nate> b1 was fighting with taco;l
32:00 <Doodle> picard i think it would be easier to ask me how many times i dont jerk off a day
32:00 <nate> the passion was 2 much
32:00 <picard> B1 is a cretin
32:00 <picard> Lol Doodle
32:00 <DemonsRun> Wait b1 left?
32:00 <katatonic_taco01> I didn't even say anything!
32:00 <DemonsRun> Did he ragequit?
32:00 <[Maverick]> Nah I banned him 
32:00 <katatonic_taco01> No he's still in #sex
32:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahahahaha
32:00 <DemonsRun> Why?
32:00 <Doodle> where no sex happens
32:00 <nate> getting some sex?
33:00 <Doodle> well not anymore
33:00 <[Maverick]> Cause he was trying to bait 
33:00 <nate> ohh Doodle have u tried?
33:00 <DemonsRun> Finally. Someone sees it.
33:00 <Doodle> yeah it used to work ages ago
33:00 <nate> lol
33:00 <Doodle> was quite successful
33:00 <Doodle> now its all old bitter people like me
33:00 <Doodle> and theyre the worst
33:00 <nate> no fresh talent
33:00 <Doodle> probably not
34:00 <picard> Kate?
34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Teenager - Pony.mp3 (4.38MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:47)
34:00 <picard> Zade in horny
35:00 <Doodle> i'm confused
35:00 <Doodle> pls help
35:00 <picard> Y
35:00 <picard> How can I help
36:00 <Doodle> stick $50k in my bank account so i can take the rest of the year off
36:00 <Doodle> ta
37:00 <Doodle> oh yeah it will help with the confusion too i'm sure
37:00 <Doodle> .
37:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Japanther - Radical Businessman.mp3 (3.51MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:50)
37:00 <picard> Only if I can fuck u
37:00 <Doodle> lol no
37:00 <Doodle> deals off
37:00 <Doodle> i'm not that sort of girl
37:00 <picard> Awww cmon babe
38:00 <picard> Anal and it doesn't count
38:00 <picard> Greek style
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <Doodle> no
38:00 <Doodle> pls
38:00 <SixInchRambo> apou piso
38:00 <Doodle> bless you
39:00 <picard> Lol
40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Brazilian Girls - Nouveau Americain.mp3 (7.4MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:05)
40:00 <Doodle> i hope b1 comes back to tell us a story
40:00 <Doodle> bedtime soon
41:00 <CantWaitForThoseRaisins> lol
41:00 <Doodle> ohai
41:00 <Zade> lol
41:00 <couleurs> lol
41:00 <couleurs> =p
41:00 <Doodle> sgarnon m8
41:00 <picard> Lol
41:00 <DemonsRun> Wb b1
41:00 <picard> Wb old man
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and Doodle
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what's that stuff like?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not tried it yet ... 
42:00 <Doodle> i dunno i'm onto different stuff now
42:00 <DemonsRun> I'm still laughing at the logs 
42:00 <Doodle> i took it back
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... lucky you
42:00 <Doodle> it made me cough
42:00 <Doodle> how dare it
42:00 <Doodle> all i was doing was smoking it
42:00 <NightOwl1> Ello weirdos.
42:00 <Doodle> hai NightOwl1
43:00 <picard> Bastardly_One: y u get banned?
43:00 <DemonsRun> Coz he was baiting.
43:00 <Doodle> master baiting?
43:00 <Doodle> /dad
43:00 <DemonsRun> You're an idiot lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, the coughing shit 
43:00 <picard> So being his usual self
43:00 <Doodle> hahaha
43:00 <Doodle> dont tell them DemonsRun
43:00 <DemonsRun> Too late 
43:00 <Doodle> damn
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I got that off totally different stuff ... green and compact
43:00 <picard> Ballarat must of had a shit load of rain
43:00 <Doodle> yeah
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> is
44:00 <Doodle> floods etc
44:00 <Bastardly_One> still fucking raining
44:00 <NightOwl1> B1 was baiting? What a surprise... said no one ever :D
44:00 <Doodle> was ace
44:00 <Doodle> my car was a boat
44:00 <StrykerX> Picard will last 10 min
44:00 <StrykerX> Under the new reign of ops
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hasn't stopped since ... dunno
44:00 <Doodle> its stopped here
44:00 <Doodle> flood waters are gone
44:00 <picard> Trots were cancelled
44:00 <StrykerX> My work car copped a lightning strike when I was in it
44:00 <Doodle> just stick floaties on the horses
44:00 <StrykerX> Scared the fuck out of me
45:00 <Doodle> oh nasty
45:00 <DemonsRun> I love how he dodges the subject of his ban.
45:00 <picard> Wtf StrykerX
45:00 <StrykerX> Everything went white-purple and the car shook
45:00 <Doodle> when i worked for mazda we had a brand new car in that had been hit by lightning, some cunt bought it cheap at the auctions
45:00 <Doodle> cost $27k to fix
45:00 <StrykerX> Within a second, LOUD crackle of thunder
45:00 <Doodle> mazda6
45:00 <katatonic_taco01> urgh my internet is aids
45:00 <picard> I doubt it was lighting
45:00 <Bastardly_One> talking to me on the ban evade idiot?
45:00 <katatonic_taco01> went to the tio today about telstra taking 8 weeks to do nothing
46:00 <picard> Telstra suck balls
46:00 <Bastardly_One> well DemonsRun? I asked you a question
46:00 <katatonic_taco01> did b1 srsly come back to talk about illegal narcotics and to call people idiets?
46:00 <Doodle> lol illegal narcotics
46:00 <picard> Lol Kate
47:00 <Doodle> just a bit of weed mang
47:00 <Doodle> loosen up
47:00 <DemonsRun> Sorry I was talking to matt.
47:00 <Doodle> have a toke
47:00 <Doodle> relax
47:00 <DemonsRun> What did you ask?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
47:00 <NightOwl1> Kk
47:00 <katatonic_taco01> Doodle, haven't you ever seen breaking bad? weed = death
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai - sup?
47:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01s and kates
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai doodle, sup?
47:00 <Doodle> no actually i havent seen breaking bad
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT!
47:00 <katatonic_taco01> wth
47:00 <Doodle> not much just schooling the plebs as usual
48:00 <Bastardly_One> do it 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> go and d/l immediately !
48:00 <[Maverick]> KATE 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> maverick!
48:00 <Doodle> i'm a busy man
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i bet
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Better Call Saul seems meh though
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> cats and sweating :P 
48:00 <Doodle> in the hurly burly of modern life a thrusting young executive like me doesnt have time for television stories
48:00 <Bastardly_One> unless the season gets better
48:00 <[Maverick]> Better Call Saul 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the first ep is meh
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah, i haven't seen the yet
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanna tho
48:00 <Doodle> so is this tv talk now, can i go
49:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I was expecting too much
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… it's not 'tv' it's series....
49:00 <Doodle> SixInchRambo stopped talking to me in pm once he found out i'm a 36yo man
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> and vikings is on soon too!
49:00 <Doodle> i'm sad
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow - with a name like 'doodle' it screams 'man' to me
49:00 <Doodle> well, no harm in trying
50:00 <picard> If b1 was banned is he evading now?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i guess so…. spray and pray?
50:00 <Doodle> loool
50:00 <DemonsRun> He's not evading.
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> *cracks whip*
50:00 <Doodle> lol what happened there
50:00 <DemonsRun> ^^
50:00 <DemonsRun> I can't see it lol
50:00 <NightOwl1> Well that was odd
50:00 <[Maverick]> He was abusing me in pm haha 
51:00 <DemonsRun> But I told you mav
51:00 <Doodle> oh
51:00 <picard> Lol
51:00 <Doodle> fair enough
51:00 <DemonsRun> Didn't I?!
51:00 <[Maverick]> yes
51:00 <picard> That's what he has done forever
51:00 <Doodle> i wish someone would abuse me in pm, other than mayo obv
51:00 <katatonic_taco01> [Maverick], he abuses me in pm all the time but I just ignore it
51:00 <DemonsRun> 5 mins. The idiot.
51:00 <[Maverick]> He seriously needs to grow the fuck up. 
51:00 <picard> Oh baby
51:00 <katatonic_taco01> [Maverick], isn't he like 50? pretty sure if he hasnt grown up now, it'll never happen
52:00 <[Maverick]> haha yeah 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you want some abuse doodle?
52:00 <Doodle> always
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> muhahah ha haq
52:00 <Doodle> the abusier the better
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> w
52:00 <picard> katatonic_kate01: he is to drug fucked to change
52:00 <Doodle> i am not
52:00 <Doodle> oh
52:00 <Doodle> .
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> who is?
53:00 <Bonny> you don't ban ppl for pm's.. we tell all users to put those in pm on ignore.. 
53:00 <Bonny> so we need to set an example
53:00 <Doodle> since when
53:00 <picard> [Maverick]: u banned him and didn't kick?
53:00 <[Maverick]> I have been warning him for the last few days to stop baiting people 
54:00 <Bonny> always has been like that Doodle.. it's how I operate too
54:00 <Doodle> i was always under the impression that if i had a channel i could kick and ban who i like and the opers cant do shit
54:00 <Bonny> yes but this time you banned him for abuse in pm
54:00 <Doodle> cos you know its my channel
54:00 <Bonny> do you see me doing shit?
54:00 <picard> Op abuse shouldn't be tolerated in channel or pm
54:00 <[Maverick]> sorry.. but I didn't realise it's your channel to dictate the rules in ? 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
54:00 <Doodle> ^^
54:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
55:00 <picard> Bonn
55:00 <Bonny> well it's the rules sezz gave me
55:00 <Bonny> when she gave me op9s
55:00 <DemonsRun> Mav the abuse in PM related to Chan right?
55:00 <Bonny> ops
55:00 <[Maverick]> yes it did 
55:00 <picard> Bonny:  is a b1 fan, sucked in by his dribble
55:00 <DemonsRun> Then I see no problem.
55:00 <[Maverick]> And we have an ops channel for that 
55:00 <[Maverick]> not this channel 
55:00 <Bonny> yeah that's why I zlined him the other day??
55:00 <DemonsRun> I don't see why Bonny 
55:00 <DemonsRun> Has a problem with it.
55:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Game Rebellion - Dance Girl (GTA Mix).mp3 (5.57MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:05)
55:00 <NightOwl1> He'd be loving the fact he's causing arguments when he's not even here LOL
56:00 <katatonic_taco01> Bonny, you zlined him? lol nice :D
56:00 <DemonsRun> Wish she'd left it on.
56:00 <picard> Who owns this channel?
56:00 <katatonic_taco01> picard, Longie
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA!
56:00 <picard> So why is Bonny  telling other ops what to do?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure she is just pointing stuff out
57:00 <DemonsRun> Because she obviously thinks she's #1 after sez 
57:00 <picard> Establishing a pecking order
57:00 <Bonny> I not telling other ops what to do.. just pointing something else
57:00 <Bonny> out*
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> a triple! 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw i've got wine thanks
58:00 <picard> Pointing out, yelling what to do. Same shit in my book
58:00 <MrMark> oh gee
58:00 <picard> Anyways b1 is gone. Let's rejoice
58:00 <MrMark> u need something stronger
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyone would think you're trying to get me drunk to take advantage of me :P
58:00 <picard> Telling*
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i'll be right
58:00 <MrMark> would i do that?
58:00 <picard> katatonic_kate01: they don't need alcohol from what im told lol
58:00 <Doodle> ooooooooooo
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really! Nice
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've got an irc slut status!
59:00 <Doodle> cheap date
59:00 <Doodle> wanna bang
59:00 <Doodle> i'll buy you a happy meal after
59:00 <MrMark> just 1
59:00 <NightOwl1> And a sundae
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yeah!
59:00 <Doodle> lets not go crazy
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> mcslurry?
59:00 <Doodle> is that a position?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> we can try it
00:00 <picard> Lol
00:00 <DemonsRun> It should be
00:00 <NightOwl1> 30c ice cream cone, NO flake
00:00 <Doodle> sounds like a plan
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO FLAKE
00:00 <Doodle> uh oh
00:00 <NightOwl1> NO FLAKE FOR YOU
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> reconsiders sexual favours for sex now
00:00 <Doodle> fauxypoos
00:00 <Doodle> <3
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> FOOD
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
00:00 <faux> GDAY M8
00:00 <faux> <3
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux!
00:00 <faux> Kate!
00:00 <picard> How much do u charge?
00:00 <MrMark> NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
00:00 <faux> Hai girl hai
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> There isn't enough money in the worlf picard
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> world*
02:00 <Doodle> rofl
02:00 <Doodle> plz be gentle theres not mushroom
02:00 <faux> I'm so tired feck
02:00 <picard> Lol
02:00 <Doodle> same
02:00 <Doodle> i had a shitty sleep last night
02:00 <MrMark> penis
02:00 <faux> My friend was here for like 1937 hours
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh!
02:00 <Doodle> is she hot
02:00 <picard> All women are hookers and all men pay for sex
02:00 <faux> Yes
02:00 <faux> She's also engaged
02:00 <Doodle> hook us up
02:00 <faux> pls
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <Doodle> pls
03:00 <Doodle> :D
03:00 <faux> No
03:00 <Doodle> aw
03:00 <StrykerX> lol
03:00 <faux> I love her fiance 
03:00 <Doodle> well
03:00 <StrykerX> Engaged is only a hurdle
03:00 <Doodle> you have him and i'll have her
03:00 <picard> Pics?
03:00 <faux> Never will I ever 
03:00 <Doodle> on the bonnet of my car
03:00 <faux> tbh I like her ex more
03:00 <picard> Doodle: can I film it
03:00 <faux> He knew all the words to mean girls
03:00 <faux> :'(
03:00 <Doodle> hells no nigga!
03:00 <faux> What a catxh
03:00 <MrMark> word homie
03:00 <Doodle> yeah
03:00 <faux> catch
03:00 <Doodle> what a gay
03:00 <Doodle> i mean catch
03:00 <faux> U r
04:00 <Doodle> o.`
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Doodle> er
04:00 <Doodle> o/`
04:00 <[Maverick]> errr
04:00 <[Maverick]> o/'
04:00 <Doodle> urrrrrrrrrrrr
04:00 <[Maverick]> fuck.. gayer than Doodle
04:00 <Doodle> ye
04:00 <faux> YOU LITTLE STUPID ASS BITCH I AINT FUCKIN WITCHUUU
04:00 <Doodle> gay as a gypo's wagon wheel
05:00 <faux> seen 3988 vlabetines videos with that stupid sobg
05:00 <couleurs> test
05:00 <MrMark> gayer than Elton John wearing and dress and fucking a guy in the ass on a float at Mardi Gras
05:00 <faux> vlab
05:00 <faux> lmao
05:00 <faux> Valentines 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <faux> Mrmark don't be so rude
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> just give me chocolates i'll be happy
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> possibly some wine
05:00 <Doodle> chocolate anuses?
05:00 <[Maverick]> gayer than a handbag full of rainbows and sparkles 
05:00 <faux> Omg
05:00 <faux> Yessssss
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> in a bottle, i'm too old for goon
05:00 <faux> That video was so creept
05:00 <faux> The dude pouring the choc in her ass
05:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooooool
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
05:00 <MrMark> hey...i love Elton
05:00 <faux> "Just keep your ass cheeks open"
06:00 <faux> lmao
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
06:00 <Doodle> just a normal friday night in for me
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
06:00 <faux> Didn't you see it Kate omg
06:00 <faux> Let me find the link
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no…. i haven't had the pleasure
06:00 <faux> http://youtu.be/elQGa97sNFM
06:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Alternative Model Has Her Anus Cast In Bronze (Starring Rayna Terror) Views: 3,522,318   Uploaded: Published on Jan 20, 2015 Duration: 7 Minutes 11 Seconds 
06:00 <faux> WATCH IT ALL
06:00 <Doodle> 7 minutes of anus chocolate
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oj dear
06:00 <faux> Lmao
06:00 <Doodle> how could anyone resist
07:00 <faux> Nah this is the bronze one
07:00 <Doodle> oh
07:00 <faux> bronze anus
07:00 <Doodle> not as tasty
07:00 <faux> comes in a ring boz
07:00 <faux> Box
07:00 <faux> HAHAHAH ring
07:00 <Doodle> lolol
07:00 <faux> excellent.
07:00 <NightOwl1> Better for the diet though
07:00 <faux> The way she was sitting while he filled her anus was so funny
07:00 <Doodle> i heard [Maverick] likes a good ring box
07:00 <faux> I was waiting for her to prrrrt
07:00 <NightOwl1> Bronze has no calories
07:00 <Doodle> plip
07:00 <faux> Kate is prob fapping
08:00 <Doodle> can you blame her
08:00 <faux> No
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> anus central
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg
08:00 <faux> LOL
08:00 <faux> the dude is so creepy 
08:00 <faux> He enjoyed it way too much 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
08:00 <Doodle> well he does cast anuses in bronze for a living
08:00 <faux> HAHAHA
08:00 <Doodle> hardly going to be a yale professor
08:00 <faux> isn't he doctor
08:00 <faux> Or a cosmetic surgeon
08:00 <Doodle> dr anus
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> tastes like ass
09:00 <faux> Or something in that field
09:00 <faux> Dr anus lol
09:00 <Doodle> well its either that or dr butthole
10:00 <Doodle> uh oh
10:00 <Doodle> i sense tension
10:00 <Doodle> in my pants
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> creeepy
10:00 <NightOwl1> Professor Schpincter
10:00 <Doodle> no just tension
10:00 <[Maverick]> better 
10:00 <faux> 4 dodole
10:00 <faux> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/94/6e/7c/946e7c9557d6bd57be609c1d2c1c9848.jpg
10:00 <Doodle> its ok its passed now
10:00 <Doodle> hahahahaha
10:00 <Doodle> <3
10:00 <faux> <e
11:00 <faux> Oh
11:00 <faux> 3
11:00 <Doodle> <eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
11:00 <faux> Wwee
11:00 <MrMark> anus
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> anus casting……. my gawd
11:00 <MrMark> yummy
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> dream anus...
12:00 <faux> lmao
13:00 <faux> I want a cast of Ron weaslys anus
13:00 <Doodle> thats why i had such a shit sleep last night
13:00 <Doodle> all the anus dreams
13:00 <Doodle> lol wtf why faux
13:00 <faux> I'd get sleazy for Ronald Weasley
13:00 <Doodle> loool
13:00 <Doodle> not harry potter's pooter?
14:00 <Doodle> never
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
14:00 <faux> O
14:00 <MrMark> i need to pee
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> THAT was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
14:00 <faux> LOL
14:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <Doodle> and she has seen my pic
15:00 <Taco> fb has said I might know kate middleton
15:00 <Taco> seems legit
15:00 <Doodle> i know her
15:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
15:00 <picard> Yeah
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, in your fuckin' dreams dude
15:00 <Taco> I shook her hand, does that count?
16:00 <Doodle> i was her polo horse when she was 18
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
16:00 <Doodle> i've moved on since then
16:00 <Doodle> obv
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> we have the same name, BFF
16:00 <DemonsRun> Nah coz Kate isn't your full name.
17:00 <picard> Kate where are u
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, but no one knows me as Katherine
17:00 <Doodle> i have an e in my name and so does she, bff!
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> like if someone was to say, 'YO' KATHERINE!'
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd be like who the fuck is Katherine
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> such a lame name - Kate is totes better
17:00 <doctor> kate herburtsmith winchesterson
18:00 <Doodle> i'll have a d for kate thanks baby john
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <Doodle> whose idea was it to go to work tomorrow
18:00 <picard> I wonder if will is sticking his dick in some old ugly whore and Kate is ducking the bodyguard
19:00 <Doodle> obv
19:00 <Taco> i just had garlic bread and none of you guys did
19:00 <Doodle> they dont fuck each other
19:00 <Taco> how do you feel about that?
19:00 <faux> http://i.imgur.com/ufVJpJo.jpg
19:00 <doctor> indifferent
19:00 <Doodle> jls
19:00 <faux> lmao
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ducking, new sex technique?
19:00 <Doodle> lolol
19:00 <Doodle> quack
19:00 <MrMark> i fucken hate garlic bread
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> duck man - thrush your pelvis
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> legit character too
20:00 <faux> dootooododootoodototootototddootototodotototodotoo do the duck man
20:00 <picard> Lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ faux - parenting 101
20:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops
23:00 <goldspade> katatonic_kate01 you must be about 45 now
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> um, no!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm 56! get it right
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> you must be 80?
24:00 <goldspade> 52 actually
24:00 <StrykerX> 56? Got any wrinkles bb?
24:00 <goldspade> younger thann you
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh younger - phew. We haven't fucked then. 
24:00 <goldspade> lost count of the wrickles
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> carry on.
24:00 <goldspade> I knocked ya back  katatonic_kate01!
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> really lol
25:00 <goldspade> I had to change my number
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can assure you, if you're younger than me, i wouldn't have bothered
25:00 <goldspade> you would not stop!
25:00 <MrMark> wish i had a tranny....
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls my eyes*
25:00 <goldspade> yeah because you are that old
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> correct
25:00 <goldspade> you needs lots of viagra
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> so respect your elders and fuck off
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh, nothing like a stiff cock to get you excited 
26:00 <goldspade> nooo not me
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah me
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok - you can't read. Good bye. Ignored.
27:00 <goldspade> oh I just said that
27:00 <goldspade> i cant read..only type
27:00 <MrMark> i am Barney
28:00 <goldspade> the dinosaur
28:00 <Doodle> http://anongallery.org/img/8386/lol-u-mad-y-he-mad-tho.jpg
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love ignore :D
28:00 <[Maverick]> https://scontent-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10991340_544611279023407_4769959758304022982_n.png?oh=60e7728d996360af052592546b9eecf1&oe=554857DD
29:00 <goldspade> funny
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
29:00 <Doodle> you a saggitarius [Maverick]
29:00 <Doodle> ?
29:00 <[Maverick]> nah 
29:00 <[Maverick]> Pisces 
29:00 <MrMark> i am Barney....not the dinosaur
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> THROBBING MEAT WAND! Fuck yeah! 
29:00 <Doodle> i'm an aquarius
29:00 <[Maverick]> and fuck you Doodle haha 
29:00 <couleurs> 8============D~
30:00 <SixInchRambo> throbbing here...meat wand here :)
30:00 <MrMark> u r a sex addict katatonic_kate01
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
30:00 <goldspade> see told ya
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i enjoy sex
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i wouldn't say addict 
30:00 <MrMark> go to meetings lol
30:00 <goldspade> you did 20 years ago
30:00 <Taco> im pretty sure these slugs on my balcony are having sex
30:00 <Taco> made me think of irc ppl
30:00 <goldspade> hehehe
31:00 <MrMark> slugs dont have sex
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco - don't you have lots of sex with random peeps?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> just not from irc
31:00 <Taco> yes, I am awesome
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> *coughs*
31:00 <[Maverick]> SixInchRambo.. more like TwoInchRainman 
31:00 <Doodle> definitely
32:00 <SixInchRambo> come rub it
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> no thanks
33:00 <MrMark> valentines tomorrow!!
33:00 <Doodle> http://scontent-a.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xap1/t51.2885-15/1208418_594752927324007_41786437_a.jpg
33:00 <Doodle> thanks for the reminder
34:00 <goldspade> my sisters husband hates his wife..so he will be saving some money there
34:00 <goldspade> my sister
34:00 <goldspade> is a bitch
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> bbiab
37:00 <Taco> goldspade, is she hot?
37:00 <goldspade> I dont know
37:00 <Taco> you dont know if your sister is hot?
37:00 <goldspade> not into insest
38:00 <slinky_J>  yer but if she is hot u can root her
38:00 <goldspade> shes 42 what do you reckon
38:00 <Taco> o rite
38:00 <Taco> picard, ur in
38:00 <slinky_J> yer bit to old for a sister fuck
38:00 <picard> Hun?
38:00 <slinky_J> she can jerk you off still.
38:00 <picard> Huh?
38:00 <picard> I'm in wat
39:00 <goldspade> I read my bother in law's diary and he was complaining she wont fuck him
39:00 <slinky_J> you should
39:00 <goldspade> I thought no loss
39:00 <slinky_J> to pick up her slack
39:00 <slinky_J> help a sister out bro.
40:00 <picard> slinky_J:  what's the stimulation of choice tonight?
40:00 <goldspade> I will tell her to chat with you slinky_J
40:00 <picard> Hook me up
40:00 <goldspade> hey picard do you still fuck hookers
41:00 <slinky_J> sure thing I fuck him for her
41:00 <picard> Always
41:00 <picard> Do u
41:00 <goldspade> no i bought a sex toy
41:00 <goldspade> cheaper
41:00 <picard> Butt plug?
42:00 <goldspade> no its a flesh light
42:00 <goldspade> ass and pussy
42:00 <picard> Oh
42:00 <picard> Any good?
42:00 <goldspade> yeah you can adjust the tightness by turning the ends
43:00 <picard> U should get one of those sex dolls
43:00 <goldspade> nah they are for desperos
43:00 <picard> You could take her on a date
43:00 <MrMark> wake me up when september ends....
43:00 <goldspade> wouldnt get much conversation
44:00 <picard> MrMark: it's February
44:00 <picard> Perfect woman
44:00 <goldspade> shut up and do what your born  to do!
44:00 <goldspade> heeh
44:00 <slinky_J> pff
45:00 <slinky_J> i just pull the eye out of my victims head and fuck away
45:00 <picard> slinky_J:  u are a sick puppy
45:00 <slinky_J> ;P
45:00 <goldspade> skull fuck
46:00 <picard> Eeewwwwww
51:00 <MrMark> semen
10:00 <picard> Well that didn't work
13:00 <Taco> I dunno what to eat but I'm really hungry
14:00 <Taco> Help me Obi Wan Kanobi, ur my only hope!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you have worms?
14:00 <Taco> probs
14:00 <Taco> I was hoping for new pets
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> what kind?
17:00 <MrMark> meow
36:00 <DemonsRun> Wow it fuckin died in here
36:00 <Serenity> YOU KILLED IT
36:00 <Serenity> good one
37:00 <DemonsRun> Get fucked cunt I did not!
37:00 <Serenity> wanna fight about it??!?!
37:00 <DemonsRun> I Do!
37:00 <psYbR> oh good one DemonsRun 
37:00 <DemonsRun> Lwts take this outside.
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ban yourself for 24hrs
37:00 <DemonsRun> Lets too.
38:00 <Serenity> lets take this to the bedroom
38:00 <DemonsRun> Oh Fuck yeah
38:00 <DemonsRun> We'll wrestle over it.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> disgusting filth
38:00 <DemonsRun> Oh Fuck up b1
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and had a look at the book yet?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking awesome shit
39:00 <DemonsRun> No
39:00 <psYbR> b1 Taco was telling me you hooked up with a tranny is that true?
39:00 <DemonsRun> I've been busy spending time with my family... And getting laid.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough ...
40:00 <Serenity> mmm getting laid
40:00 <Taco> psYbR, have you met beehhh?
40:00 <Serenity> psYbR he didnt hook up with your dad
40:00 <Serenity> relax
40:00 <psYbR> lol Ser
40:00 <psYbR> uhhh i haven't met him Taco why do you ask? :)
40:00 <Taco> psYbR, where did b1 tell you that? and why?
40:00 <psYbR> dunno, we were just talking about you Taco 
41:00 <psYbR> b1 wouldn't shut up
41:00 <Taco> I haven't actually done anything to b1, and he's causing trouble
41:00 <Taco> Is he on his period or something?
41:00 <psYbR> he is. what a troublemaker
41:00 <DemonsRun> My back hurts so bad
41:00 <Serenity> we're not gonna start this crap again are we
41:00 <Serenity> far out
41:00 <DemonsRun> Massage me sez 
42:00 <DemonsRun> Man you're good
42:00 <Serenity> oh im good baby
43:00 <DemonsRun> Now can you massage my back?
43:00 <Serenity> oh.. oh right
43:00 <Serenity> sure
43:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
44:00 <Serenity> lol [Maverick] ant just came out so proud he played the 5FDP song on medium
44:00 <Serenity> hnngg
44:00 <[Maverick]> Hahahahaahahahahaha 
44:00 <[Maverick]> I keep thinking 5FDP as 5 Finger Discount for some reason 
45:00 <DemonsRun> Lol!
45:00 <DemonsRun> Idiot.
45:00 <Serenity> hes such a metal head
45:00 <Serenity> lol you bogan
45:00 <[Maverick]> Hahaha 
45:00 <[Maverick]> yes yes I am 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> and my net died :/
45:00 <psYbR> bl :(
45:00 <Serenity> 5 fucks of double penetration
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know right!
46:00 <[Maverick]> Serenity!! 
46:00 <Serenity> rooooofl
47:00 <[Maverick]> I used to think you were innocent and shit 
47:00 <psYbR> thats dirty
47:00 <Serenity> me??
47:00 <Serenity> what!
47:00 <[Maverick]> Yes 
47:00 <Serenity> you are joking
47:00 <[Maverick]> neverrrrrrr 
47:00 <[Maverick]> no one on irc has seen your boobs 
48:00 <Serenity> hahahahaha
48:00 <Serenity> thats cute
48:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
48:00 <DemonsRun> What?! They need to be shown.
48:00 <Serenity> he is kidding lol
48:00 <Serenity> everyones seen them
48:00 <DemonsRun> I know
48:00 <DemonsRun> I was there
48:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
48:00 <Serenity> that one was pretty tame
48:00 <[Maverick]> I was like Stevie Wonder.. didn't see shit. 
48:00 <psYbR> they're not bad. pretty big
48:00 <psYbR> js
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <[Maverick]> They are pretty big 
49:00 <[Maverick]> they could eclipse the moon 
49:00 <Serenity> lol.
49:00 <Bonny> what bra size are you sezz?
49:00 <Serenity> pretty big lol..
49:00 <Serenity> G
49:00 <Bonny> fuck
49:00 <Bonny> lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> holy fuck
49:00 <amsy> god fuck
49:00 <Bonny> that's huge
49:00 <[Maverick]> haahaha 
49:00 <psYbR> G for gesus christ they're big
49:00 <Serenity> amsy youve seen my bra
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> G for gigantic! 
49:00 <amsy> yeah
49:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah, you could launch watermelons with them 
49:00 <DemonsRun> Mine jumped from DD to EE overnight.
49:00 <Serenity> remember the one where ShadowLurker and mys head were in it lol
49:00 <DemonsRun> I'm scared.
50:00 <Bonny> head size
50:00 <amsy> hahaha oh yes
50:00 <Serenity> rofl
50:00 <Bonny> that's huge
50:00 <Serenity> yerrp
50:00 <Bonny> and I thought mine were big
50:00 <Bonny> I hate mine
50:00 <DemonsRun> Yours are what?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> geese mine feel like mozzie bites 
50:00 <Bonny> used to be DD but now a D
51:00 <Bonny> lol katatonic_kate01
51:00 <Serenity> mine are 'only' a G because ive put weight on. if i was to get skinny again they'd be like a j or a k cup
51:00 <DemonsRun> Swap ya
51:00 <psYbR> they shrunk Bonny?
51:00 <amsy> boobs shrink
51:00 <[Maverick]> How big are yours katatonic_kate01? 
51:00 <amsy> when you lose weight
51:00 <DemonsRun> I don't have any EE bras... Only E and they're falling out.
51:00 <amsy> :'(
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> not a frikeb G
52:00 <psYbR> i like a good C cup tbh
52:00 <Serenity> rofl kate
52:00 <DemonsRun> I'm devo
52:00 <Bonny> yeah I lost 30 kilos
52:00 <Serenity> demons run if you are 'plus side' in dress size go to big w they have bras that go to a K
52:00 <psYbR> oh, well wd there! :)
52:00 <Serenity> i got my G for $20
52:00 <Serenity> plus size.. not side
52:00 <DemonsRun> Nope I'm a 12 in clothes.
53:00 <Bonny> ta
53:00 <Serenity> eff these start at 14
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> 20 bucks bonus!
53:00 <DemonsRun> 14 EE in bras
53:00 <DemonsRun> I'm fucked lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> I love target bras
53:00 <DemonsRun> I like Kmart ones!
53:00 <Bonny> I like best and less
53:00 <DemonsRun> Or Lorna Jane sports crops
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the lacey boy leg undies
53:00 <Serenity> kmart dont have my size =/
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw Kmart are shitty in my opinion
54:00 <DemonsRun> Well. I don't go to Kmart anymore! Haha
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <DemonsRun> I order through intimo
54:00 <[Maverick]> Serenity: my handbra size is a G ;) 
54:00 <psYbR> sos mine
54:00 <DemonsRun> Intimo are pricy but Fucking great.
54:00 <Serenity> rofl my tits dont even fit in pauls hand
54:00 <MrMark> Barney!!!
54:00 <MrMark> i have man boobs
54:00 <[Maverick]> Well I have large hands ok 
55:00 <[Maverick]> makes for big... 
55:00 <[Maverick]> gloves
55:00 <DemonsRun> Prove it.
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> is there a correlation between hand and cock size maverick?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> for you, personally speaking
56:00 <Serenity> ive seen his hands and his willy
56:00 <[Maverick]> nah.. not really.. I just have a small cock :( 
56:00 <amsy> hahaha
56:00 <Serenity> do not liar
56:00 <amsy> maybe its your hand that makes it look small
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i want to have alex turner's babies (arctic monkies)
56:00 <psYbR> lol?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> monkeys
56:00 <psYbR> prove pls [Maverick] 
56:00 <[Maverick]> Quite possibly Amsy haha 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <Serenity> show it to me again [Maverick]
57:00 <Serenity> just so i can make sure i remember right
57:00 <[Maverick]> fuck off 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> "erm…. my hands are really big so they make my cock look small"
57:00 <[Maverick]> you have seen it enough times 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> reow
57:00 <Serenity> lool
58:00 <Serenity> no need to be rude
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity, i think it's time you use your op's power to start collecting cock pics
58:00 <Serenity> but ill remember this tomorrow when im drunk and you wanna see my boobs
58:00 <Serenity> ILL REMEMBER
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll set up the gallery 
58:00 <Serenity> hahahah
58:00 <Serenity> cocks or ban
58:00 <[Maverick]> hahahahaha 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
58:00 <[Maverick]> Kate, you have seen mine plenty enough 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> COCK PICS OR BAN
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> have I
58:00 <[Maverick]> I was offended when you told me I should wear a suit next time 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like something i'd say, yet i can't remember it 
59:00 <Serenity> rofl
59:00 <Serenity> owned
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