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00:00 <Skirmish> Hey nerdygirl. How is the baby coming along? 
00:00 <Loof> boring cunts :P
04:00 <ZapbuzZ> if only i had a box to use
05:00 <ZapbuzZ> hahahaha
05:00 <Skirmish> Who else agrees that Alice was the hottest vampire in the Twilight movies? 
05:00 <bivowak> no
05:00 <bivowak> twilight lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> how is it possible that i have bivowak on ignore and he can still send me PM?
05:00 <bivowak> and you a 37 year old dude !
05:00 <Maurice> Me
05:00 <Skirmish> You masturbate to GI Joe cartoons bivowak I wouldn't expect you to agree with anything heterosexual. 
05:00 <ZapbuzZ> i dont watch any of that stuff in my chat buffer 
05:00 <bivowak> i never like gi joe
06:00 <Maurice> Ooer, Expendables is on tonight
06:00 <bivowak> had like afew as a kid thats about it
06:00 <bivowak> do any of you ever watch anything else but general rubbish?
06:00 <bivowak> something not of the norm?
06:00 <Skirmish> You didn't like them because they reminded you of the self loathing that you felt jerking off to the cartoons. 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <bivowak> Skirmish I never seen the cartoons
06:00 <bivowak> never
06:00 <Skirmish> Liar. 
07:00 <bivowak> yeh ok :S
07:00 <Taco> http://www.smh.com.au/world/islamic-state-video-shows-beheadings-of-egyptian-christians-taken-hostage-in-libya-20150216-13fkic.html
07:00 <Taco> hmm, 21 fakes by the CIA I guess
07:00 <bivowak> yeh all fake Taco
07:00 <Taco> We should contact their families and tell them their loved ones never existed
07:00 <bivowak> even the guy burnt in the cage was all fake
08:00 <bivowak> yeh if you can find their family
08:00 <bivowak> martin place was fake
08:00 <Taco> heh totes
08:00 <bivowak> the latest terrorist charge is also fake
09:00 <Taco> martin place was the gov just wanting us to hate muslims, rite?
09:00 <bivowak> its to save tony abbott and the police lady up for corruption charges
09:00 <bivowak> sort of
09:00 <bivowak> mostly to do with jews
09:00 <bivowak> but govt is told what to do
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw chocolate company wanting to sell more chocolates 
09:00 <bivowak> actually lindt is jewish
09:00 <Skirmish> http://image.funscrape.com/images/a/amy_carlson-4072.jpg    <--------- She is hot for 46yo. 
09:00 <bivowak> channel 7 is owned by jews
09:00 <Taco> and their shareprice fell]
10:00 <Skirmish> dem eyes. 
10:00 <bivowak> looks older than 46
10:00 <Taco> business is pretty unfortunate aye... something like that happens, through no fault of your own, and suddenly you lose out
10:00 <Taco> malaysian airlines is the other
10:00 <bivowak> thats all corruption that
10:00 <Taco> beehhh says that UFOs took them
10:00 <bivowak> 2 of the flights are real 1 is just suss
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> us military base….
11:00 <bivowak> the m70 is suss
11:00 <bivowak> but the other are just bad luck due to cheap asian labour
11:00 <Taco> erm, you switched from being sacastic to serious?
11:00 <Taco> also, you're crazy?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
11:00 <Taco> why?
11:00 <bivowak> same way quantas is going
11:00 <bivowak> cheap workmanship
11:00 <Skirmish> I think we should all ignore the differences we have on earth and focus on the developing problem we have in our solar system. 
11:00 <bivowak> wont be long before quantas have same problem
11:00 <Taco> Yea its amazing that they don't have sat tracking that cannot be turned off, on most airlines
11:00 <Skirmish> Nearby, is a planet that is completely inhabited by machines. 
12:00 <Taco> I go into the outdoors and have sat tracking. Its not like its expensive
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> when you can locate someone's whereabouts via mobile phone
12:00 <Kynetic> lol Skirmish
12:00 <Kynetic> not for long tho
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yet,  can't track an entire plan….
12:00 <Kynetic> theyre gonna send a bunch of ppl there before long
12:00 <Skirmish> ;) 
12:00 <ZapbuzZ> Skirmish i did a evp session once it had machines talking on it spun me right out they were trying to talk to my computer spiritually
12:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, please, nobody likes explaining the concepts of radio transmissions to a retard
13:00 <bivowak> Taco yeh its all lies
13:00 <ZapbuzZ> i bet there is sentient life out there as machines
13:00 <bivowak> there is
13:00 <bivowak> all these things exist
13:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, mobile phones and radar only work for a limited range. When you're 200nm out at sea, those things stop working. Fucking science.
14:00 <Taco> sat tracking is the answer
14:00 <Taco> except airline cos dont buy it
14:00 <Skirmish> That seals it. bivowak is B1 ban evading. He even has his armadillo helmet on. 
14:00 <ZapbuzZ> i remember in this session one said do you hear me and immediately after another one said it cannot listen
14:00 <bivowak> LOL
14:00 <bivowak> Skirmish im not b1
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> my point was it's highly unlikely a fucking plane can crash and not be tracked
14:00 <Kynetic> GPS still works on a mobile phone out at sea
14:00 <ZapbuzZ> true pcs are as ignorant as some humans lol
14:00 <bivowak> someone still wont give me his fb so I can ask him to come back
14:00 <Kynetic> it still works with the phone being disconnected from the network
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> it just does not seem plausible to me - with my limited knowledge 
15:00 <Taco> mostly airline cos don't buy sat tracking because boeing has made it hideously expensive to bolster their own profit margins. Its literally a service that costs around $50/year as a wholesale product from a sat co like inmarsat
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> well clearly they should
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is a career move for you taco - selling sat nav to airlines
15:00 <Taco> its not really the airlines fault, its boeing and airbus, for adding rediculous pricetags/margins to things
16:00 <Kynetic> blame ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the corporations
17:00 <bivowak> they are to blame
17:00 <bivowak> them and the banks
17:00 <Taco> yea and tony abbott
17:00 <bivowak> not tony abbott
17:00 <bivowak> he's good
17:00 <GiveQuicheaChance> blame canada
17:00 <bivowak> he will fix australia up
17:00 <aam> It should be part of the plane's insurance deal/premium or whatever relevant regulation
17:00 <bivowak> or at leasty try to
17:00 <Taco> he stopped the boats
17:00 <bivowak> so he says
17:00 <[Maverick]> blame bunbury 
18:00 <bivowak> it would be funny if they were being imported via another way
18:00 <Taco> blame hilary clinton
18:00 <bivowak> and then that gets found out and he goes "well you said stop the boats"
18:00 <Kynetic> theyre digging a tunnel from indonesia to australia as we speak
18:00 <Kynetic> to get around it
18:00 <bivowak> "we stopped the boats, we didnt stop the ...."
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> the boats - i wish peeps would actually look at how many boats actually reach our shores
18:00 <bivowak> hahaha yeh Kynetic
18:00 <bivowak> LOL
18:00 <Taco> if hilary just learnt how to satisfy bill, we wouldn't be in this mess
18:00 <Kynetic> there are more illegal immigrants who arrive by plane than by boat
18:00 <Skirmish> How do we know he stopped the boats when he prevents the media reporting on it? 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> we have an obligation to the world community to fucking host peeps who are fleeing their country
19:00 <bivowak> exactly Skirmish
19:00 <Skirmish> For all you know the boats have continued. 
19:00 <bivowak> no we do not katatonic_kate01
19:00 <bivowak> fuck them
19:00 <Taco> Skirmish, cause he's a nice guy and I believe him
19:00 <Kynetic> he doesnt prevent the media reporting on it.. they just dont give any info to the media about it. 
19:00 <bivowak> I believe the boats have not been stopped
19:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: I disagree. I believe Australia should tear up the UN charter. 
19:00 <[Maverick]> BLAME CARLTON! 
19:00 <Kynetic> that doesnt stop them from reporting on it at all
19:00 <bivowak> they should Skirmish
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> why?
19:00 <Taco> blame iCER
19:00 <Taco> and his botnets
19:00 <bivowak> blame pieter and plivent
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> when people are experiencing war, and horrific conditions, why should't we help?
19:00 <GiveQuicheaChance> [Maverick] is about to get his face kicked in
20:00 <ZapbuzZ> ahhhh migration .... they go to migrate to oz and instead congregate in suburbs and then theres housing shortages, hikes in inflation, no incentives to move where theres room. 
20:00 <bivowak> katatonic_kate01 they are not though
20:00 <bivowak> its all fake
20:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: Because Multiculturalism doesn't work when the integration is too prolific. 
20:00 <GiveQuicheaChance> katatonic_kate01 huge tip. dont even bother
20:00 <[Maverick]> one of your flying spinning heels? 
20:00 <Skirmish> Look at europe. 
20:00 <bivowak> oath Skirmish
20:00 <bivowak> you smart man
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL are you kidding me….
20:00 <bivowak> i give you 3 drug dealers for that
20:00 <nate> HUGe TiP
20:00 <ZapbuzZ> traffic accident hikes
20:00 <GiveQuicheaChance> dont do it to yourself kate
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Australia was built on multiculturalism 
20:00 <[Maverick]> ^^
20:00 <bivowak> it was not katatonic_kate01
20:00 <bivowak> that is rubbish
20:00 <[Maverick]> it was so 
20:00 <bivowak> was not
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> so to say it doesn't work…. its a bit preposterous  
21:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: I agree, it was. This is a different time and the result is different. 
21:00 <bivowak> it was built by white europeans
21:00 <[Maverick]> was so 
21:00 <bivowak> and abbos
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not at all. 
21:00 <[Maverick]> multicultural 
21:00 <bivowak> thats not multicultural
21:00 <bivowak> so many dumb ppl alive in australia
21:00 <[Maverick]> 2 x cultures.. = multiple.. 
21:00 <bivowak> i feel like an abbo some days
22:00 <ZapbuzZ> katatonic_kate01 could you please briefly describe what the UN charter is about?
22:00 <bivowak> she cant
22:00 <bivowak> dont bother with her
22:00 <Skirmish> ZapbuzZ: Australia's obligations under international law. 
22:00 <bivowak> she's a muslim loving scum bag
22:00 <bivowak> has no respect for the abbos or her own people
23:00 <bivowak> would rather we house criminal scum rapists than help a bum on the street
23:00 <[Maverick]> how is she a muslim? 
23:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, multiculturalism? Yea your australia was. The stolen australia was built on wildlife and respect for nature.
23:00 <ZapbuzZ> ty Skirmish
23:00 <bivowak> maverick i didnt say she was a muslim LOL
23:00 <Skirmish> bivowak: Racism will not be tolerated. Check out the channel rules. 
24:00 <bivowak> im not being racist
24:00 <Skirmish> You are. 
24:00 <bivowak> I am not
24:00 <Taco> muslim is a religion not a race
24:00 <bivowak> Skirmish I thought abusing users was also not to be tolerated?
24:00 <Taco> he's being theophobic
24:00 <bivowak> i should take a look at the list presented
24:00 <Maurice> bivowak you have about 15 seconds before I ban you for being the most annoying troll today
24:00 <bivowak> pretty much everything has been broken
24:00 <bivowak> every rule
24:00 <bivowak> not just by users but by staff too
24:00 <[Maverick]> really? 
24:00 <bivowak> im not being a troll
25:00 <[Maverick]> how? 
25:00 <bivowak> im not allowed a voice now?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> your point taco?
25:00 <Taco> I thought I made my point, did you misunderstand?
25:00 <ZapbuzZ> got meself a ip camera from aldi's it has a motorised swivel base good for da house im sick of opportunists its working but i need more
25:00 <[Maverick]> good stuff mr buzz 
25:00 <Taco> i got me computer from aldis
26:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: The immigration of europeans and even the vietnamese in the 70's was a success for Australia. Currently ... not so much. 
26:00 <bivowak> thats true Skirmish
26:00 <bivowak> viets last success
26:00 <ZapbuzZ> my desktop is aldi's i almost screamed when i realised the processor was considered fisher price in gaming forums but is quiet and does most tasks
26:00 <bivowak> they were real refugees too
27:00 <[Maverick]> so, running from a war torn country isn't being a refugee 
27:00 <ZapbuzZ> these ip cameras from aldis need more software features
27:00 <bivowak> no today its not
27:00 <Skirmish> [Maverick]: What was is happening in Iran? 
27:00 <bivowak> stay in your country
27:00 <Skirmish> war*
27:00 <bivowak> its all lies
28:00 <bivowak> real poor ppl no chance of ever coming over here
28:00 <bivowak> all the indians wealthier than the whites
28:00 <bivowak> all funded by crime and corruption
29:00 <aam> U mean indian call centers?
29:00 <Saemon> indian chicks who are born here are so fucken arrogant
29:00 <[Maverick]> no they are not 
30:00 <bivowak> yes they are
30:00 <bivowak> Saemon also the ones who come here
30:00 <Taco> see, now that is racism
30:00 <bivowak> that is not racism
30:00 <Serenity> far out
30:00 <bivowak> its not racism
30:00 <bivowak> if im being racist then nobody said anything bad today on here
30:00 <aam> Ohaiiiii
31:00 <Saemon> its fair enough that they are arrogant though
31:00 <Skirmish> With the likes of bivowak, Saemon, Christopher, Digerati etc I am starting to think stupidity is a race and it's breeding fast. 
31:00 <bivowak> Skirmish LOL
31:00 <Saemon> coz most of the are doing really well with themselves
31:00 <bivowak> Saemon yes
31:00 <Saemon> all studying at uni to become doctors dentists etc
31:00 <bivowak> chemical engineers
31:00 <Maurice> DAMNIT
31:00 <Maurice> Non troll that should have said
31:00 <Serenity> a no
31:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <Taco> Skirmish, "bogan" is technically a racist term
32:00 <Maurice> Stupid short msgs
32:00 <Skirmish> lol no it's not. 
32:00 <Taco> except its like african americans calling themselves niggas
32:00 <Serenity> bogan doesnt belong to a race though
32:00 <Skirmish> Time to step away from the keyboard and put a condom on each one of my fingers before I catch dumb. 
32:00 <[Maverick]> no it doesn't 
32:00 <Serenity> it belongs to lower class ferals with little education
32:00 <Taco> white europeans aren't a race?
32:00 <[Maverick]> but if you look at the carlton blues team.. 
32:00 <[Maverick]> alll bogans
32:00 <Serenity> has nothing to do with colour
32:00 <Maurice> Lucky my tubes are tied so I'm immune..
33:00 <Serenity> paulie fennec is the biggest bogan out he is not white
33:00 <Saemon> Serenity so, can like, a lower class uneducated chinese person living here
33:00 <Saemon> be called a bogan?
33:00 <Taco> oh, so if you knew an alcoholic aboriginal who loved football, you'd call him a bogan?
33:00 <Serenity> yes
33:00 <Saemon> ic
33:00 <Serenity> ive called aboriginal people bogans before what would you like me to call them?
34:00 <Taco> alcoholics
34:00 <[Maverick]> fuck off 
34:00 <[Maverick]> how do you know they are alcoholics? 
34:00 <Skirmish> The word bogan is a describer for a sub group of society. It doesn't only work if applied to a specific race, therefore not racist. Boganism is multicultural. 
34:00 <Taco> wait, I misread, thought you used that as criteria
34:00 <Serenity> anyone can be a bogan
34:00 <Saemon> ive an aboriginal acting offended to the N word before
34:00 <Serenity> my mum calls me a bogan. bitch
34:00 <Saemon> it was so retarded
34:00 <Serenity> ........
34:00 <Serenity> are you fucking stupif
34:00 <Serenity> stupid
35:00 <Saemon> its like, dude, you're not even african american
35:00 <Serenity> .......................
35:00 <Serenity> fucks sake im out
35:00 <Saemon> that word is offensive to african americans due to the slavery issue that began in the 1600s when the europeans transported captured africans to be sold as slaves in the new world
35:00 <doctor> i prefer the word derro
36:00 <Saemon> it has absolutely nothing to do with the indigenous australian population
36:00 <Skirmish> doctor: Houso scum. 
36:00 <Saemon> australian wasnt even discovered yet in the 1600s
36:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: Not true. 
36:00 <Serenity> you are a fucking idiot saemon
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> *yawns* what did I miss?
37:00 <Taco> Saemon, like bogan, people have different definitions, and some people will say "nigger" to describe aboriginals in a derogatory manner
37:00 <Taco> Saemon, I agree and disagree with you - it depends on the intent used.
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> began is an australian colloquialism 
37:00 <Saemon> oh ic
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOGAN
37:00 <Serenity> its any black person not just american black people
37:00 <Taco> kate, bogan is a culture
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think that is stereotyping actually 
38:00 <Serenity> bogannn hunnnterrrrss
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> upper middle class bogans
38:00 <Skirmish> The first undisputed sighting of Australia by a European was made in early 1606. You need to update your 'knowledge' Saemon. 
38:00 <Saemon> duck dynasty 
38:00 <Taco> Serenity, nigger originates from negro, which has the definition: a member of a dark-skinned group of peoples originally native to Africa south of the Sahara.
38:00 <Serenity> CUBS
38:00 <Saemon> redneck vs bogans
38:00 <aam> L83RZ
38:00 <Saemon> who wins?
39:00 <Saemon> goddamn
39:00 <Taco> Serenity, also the word nigger was created in the americas
39:00 <Saemon> will someone tell that aam stop sayin laters like such a fucken try hard
39:00 <Saemon> jesus h christ
39:00 <Taco> its not about "every black person", by definition
39:00 <Serenity> the dictionary disagrees
39:00 <Taco> Yea well, depends on the edition. Dictionaries disagree with each other.
40:00 <Serenity> saemon telling an australian black person what words they should be offended about is just retarded
40:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: Why did you not stay and debate the decline in positive outcomes for immigration to Australia in the 21st century? 
40:00 <Saemon> Skirmish refrence where you got that "Fact" from please. sources.
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> because I was having a smoke 
40:00 <Taco> Serenity, if a black person called me a bogan I'd be racially offended. Same logic.
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> the decline in positive outcomes…. depends on what you're looking at
41:00 <Serenity> why would that offend you
41:00 <Taco> Because they're suggesting I'm some kind of drunken idiot
41:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: Raymond John Howgego: Encyclopedia of Exploration to 1800, 2003. Potts Point NSW: Hordern House. ISBN 1-875567-36-4.
41:00 <Taco> Based on the colour of my skin and appearance
41:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: Look it up.
41:00 <Serenity> ive honestly never seen the word bogan race cast before
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> began is not a race
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> and race does not exist
41:00 <Maurice> If you have teeth, you're not a bogan
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
41:00 <Serenity> i know that
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> bogan
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> began fucking auto correct 
42:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
42:00 <Serenity> vegan
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't like bacon, and it makes me sad 
42:00 <Taco> You guys all take irc so seriously
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> 's
42:00 <Taco> bbl, working on my ircd
42:00 <ZapbuzZ> rabbits
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have no idea what a ircd is
43:00 <ZapbuzZ> i thought horses were vegans till i saw one eat a four n twenty
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i'm sure it's a robot love doll similar to a real doll
43:00 <Skirmish> I don't think you're missing out. 
43:00 <Maurice> Hang on a minute
43:00 <Maurice> I had most meats, but hating bacon?!
43:00 <Maurice> Hate*
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> I KNOW
43:00 <Maurice> I think we need to commit you to an asylum
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> something about inhumane treatment to animals and mass producing meat
43:00 <ZapbuzZ> i ate 700 grams of baCON ONCE IT WAS YUMMY
43:00 <Skirmish> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH you're achin' YUM YUM FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR some bacon YUM YUM. 
44:00 <Maurice> He's a big pig!
44:00 <Maurice> You can be a big pig too!
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yub yub
44:00 <Serenity> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
44:00 <Serenity> bacon
44:00 <Maurice> I don't like ham, or pork but I love extra crispy bacon
44:00 <Serenity> you dont like anythiung you weirdp
44:00 <ZapbuzZ> i love pig meat
44:00 <Maurice> I 'accidentally' burnt a few pieces of the boys bacon the other night
44:00 <Maurice> Yoink
44:00 <Maurice> I LIKE SOME STUFF, YOU SHUT UP
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah not a fan of pork, but bacon and ham
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah noice
45:00 <Skirmish> Oh dear god Kate. Just when you have me turgid with desire you go and be all bleeding heart about the ways of the world. I am now as flacid as Saemon. 
45:00 <Taco> Maurice, hating bacon is racism?
45:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure it might be
45:00 <Maurice> Hatism at least
45:00 <Serenity> Maurice doesnt even like seafood dont trust her
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> I LIKE BACON!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> I EAT BACON
45:00 <Maurice> I'm allergic to that disgusting seafood, OK
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't like seafood either!
45:00 <Serenity> like cam was allergic to cats?
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <Maurice> Same as tomato and lettuce on hot food..
45:00 <Taco> Maurice, just if its from the sea? is it ok fresh?
46:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity, it makes it socially acceptable if I say I'm allergic
46:00 <Taco> wtf no hot food
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> maurice! I <3 you!
46:00 <Taco> ur shit
46:00 <milk> ever had a chocolate coated bacon strip?
46:00 <Maurice> Otherwise I get hate bashed
46:00 <ZapbuzZ> the other white meat the ad on television i say it to myself when i eat porky pig
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <Maurice> Lettuce on hot food does not belong
46:00 <Serenity> the only thing normal about maurice is that she hates mango
46:00 <Maurice> Like in whoppers and kebabs
46:00 <Taco> Maurice, what about gingers? they're allergic to skin pigmentation
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahaha
46:00 <Taco> Maurice, can they be racist?
46:00 <Maurice> Mango is rank
46:00 <Serenity> it is
46:00 <Maurice> And excuse me, I hate heaps of people you hate, so that's 2 things
47:00 <Serenity> tastes like dirt
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
47:00 <Serenity> hahaha
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> mushrooms taste like dirt
47:00 <ZapbuzZ> an ol wives tale has it that gingers are soul suckers and their moles are the soul count lol
47:00 <Maurice> Raw mushies are nom
47:00 <Maurice> Cooked are yuck
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'll totes steal your soul
47:00 <Serenity> yuck
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> muhahah ha ha haw
47:00 <Maurice> My niece told me she hated mushrooms raw but then she had never actually tried them
47:00 <Maurice> So I made her try a bit and she goes 'tastes like nothing, it's taking up my stomach space'
47:00 <Skirmish> Ethan used to pull that all the time. 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like cutting mushrooms up… but not really eating them…..
48:00 <Skirmish> When I called him out on not having tried it he would say "I tried them at mums". 
48:00 <ZapbuzZ> mushrooms are one of my favourite delicasies i eat them many many ways raw reminds me of meat
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> only in a creamy pasta dish or cooked with bacon and onion 
48:00 <Maurice> Mushrooms, meat for vegetarians
48:00 <Serenity> id ont eat mushies
48:00 <Serenity> gross
48:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back nerdygirl. How is the baby? 
48:00 <Serenity> might as well go lick someones festy toes
48:00 <nerdygirl> all good mate 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> alive and kicking?
48:00 <Maurice> Cam didn't until last year, now he eats them when cooked on the bbq with garlic salt
48:00 <Maurice> Eww whos got a baby
48:00 <ZapbuzZ> Serenity u like anchovies
49:00 <Serenity> no i dont
49:00 <Serenity> gross
49:00 <Skirmish> Garlic Salt is going to be what they put on my autopsy that kills me. 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ewww
49:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
49:00 <Maurice> Thats a 3rd thing, Serenity
49:00 <Maurice> Mango, people, anchovies
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Maurice> Theres been marriages based on less
49:00 <Serenity> lol Maurice the other day when i had a meeting with lils teacher he was telling me how he had a new baby and i looked at him and said 'ewww why' .. before i realised what i said
49:00 <Skirmish> nerdygirl: Sorted out names yet? 
49:00 <Maurice> LOL
49:00 <Maurice> Ok you've sealed her fate, she's failing this year
50:00 <Serenity> hes like 'oh im doing it all again ive got a new baby the other kids are teenagers
50:00 <Serenity> EWW WHY.. oops
50:00 <Maurice> EWWW
50:00 <Maurice> Thats even WORSE
50:00 <Serenity> it just came out i couldnt stop it lol
50:00 <Maurice> My aunty has a 24 yr old and a 12yr old
50:00 <Maurice> Idiot
50:00 <Serenity> yuck
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck tha
50:00 <Maurice> Theres 4 people on my fb pregnant and due in april
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> see practice safe sex
50:00 <Maurice> Including the vasectomy one
50:00 <Maurice> Suckers
51:00 <Maurice> Or not suckers, since they're preg...
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <Maurice> I practice safe sex, coz I mostly have it on my own
51:00 <Serenity> maggie would have been 6 last month.. thats too big a gap for me
51:00 <Serenity> no more kids
51:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: Safe sex = not letting her know you already have a gf. 
51:00 <Maurice> If you ever get the need for one, I'll steal you one of the above mentioned
51:00 <Skirmish> Safe sex = getting out of the house before her bf gets home
51:00 <Serenity> i just offer to babysit alice
51:00 <Serenity> and it makes me not want one
52:00 <Maurice> 2 are boys, the other 2 are surprises
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw skirmish
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm too old to have more kids
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i'm to selfish 
52:00 <Maurice> I still love going to school and seeing all those mums with babies, toddlers etc and me leaving all of mine behind when I leave
52:00 <Serenity> im only 28 but i enjoy sleeping and being able to do things
52:00 <Maurice> How old is too old
52:00 <Skirmish> safe sex with kate = not letting her realise that you pulled the condom off when you 'slipped'. 
52:00 <Serenity> babies ruin all that
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> my cunt isn't tha gaping 
53:00 <Maurice> My cunt isn't here
53:00 <Skirmish> "oh no kate, it fell off! ... it must be stuck inside you .... I'll go to mcdonalds and get us some lunch whilst you fish it out"  *never returns*
54:00 <ZapbuzZ> i was in my mid 20's when i first came here now im 37 soon i'll be just another dirty ol 40's year ol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Serenity> i was like.. 20
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> the old macca's trick
54:00 <Serenity> now im 28
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
54:00 <Serenity> ugh
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i was 29
54:00 <Maurice> I was 15/16 when I started
54:00 <Maurice> This coming birthday I'll be 23
54:00 <ZapbuzZ> i trolled the crap outta gays advertising their anuses it made me sick
55:00 <Serenity> how does one advertise an anus exactly
55:00 <Maurice> With glitter and sparkly stuff
55:00 <ZapbuzZ> comparable to adverts in public dunnies
55:00 <Maurice> So I'm told
55:00 <Serenity> 1 USED CORNHOLE.
55:00 <Serenity> low miles
55:00 <Serenity> original packaging
55:00 <Serenity> loose fit
56:00 <ZapbuzZ> my butt will never be advertised
56:00 <Bonny> I'm wondering what the difference is between a female butthole and a male?
56:00 <Serenity> cleaner i hope
56:00 <Bonny> lol
57:00 <Saemon> i honestly seriously dont get all the bad rap anal stimulation gets, it actually feels really good 
57:00 <Bonny> like how does it make a difference which butthole a male fucks?
57:00 <Saemon> for me anyway
57:00 <Saemon> somewhere along the line, some homophobes decided it was a cool thing to diss and look down on it
57:00 <Saemon> and it became a mainstream thing
58:00 <Saemon> its really just a sexual stimulation like any old other
58:00 <Serenity> well i guess fucking a female butthole comes with boobs too Bonny haha
58:00 <Skirmish> I refuse to chat with katatonic_kate01 in PM anymore .... she makes me remember things I don't wish to remember. 
58:00 <Bonny> that's right
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> you were very forthcoming! 
58:00 <ZapbuzZ> im not into anus myself smoo is what i was built to please
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> great thanks for sharing
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> vaginas to the walls ladies
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> safety first!
00:00 <ZapbuzZ> screw safety i'll get ya all preggas we'll celebrate life
00:00 <ZapbuzZ> (evil smirk forming scaring em off)
00:00 <ZapbuzZ> bah ive had my kids ayway get the pill
01:00 <ZapbuzZ> bit dippy me thinks
02:00 <Maurice> I can't have babies
02:00 <Maurice> Up the bum, no babies
02:00 <ZapbuzZ> like getting on facebook saying how i liked jaja binks and then putting a meme about bobo fet with binks head lol
02:00 <thestig> asian babies
02:00 <Maurice> You zip it, charlie
02:00 <Maurice> Only one has slanty eyes
02:00 <thestig> lol
02:00 <Maurice> (and he seriously does, but in a stoner kind of way, not an asian way)
03:00 <thestig> you have a stoner?
03:00 <ZapbuzZ> ahhh facebook: the cool table in the psych ward .... apparently according to a facebook meme classic
03:00 <Maurice> He looks too much like his dad to be asian
04:00 <thestig> did they work out who the mother was?
04:00 <ZapbuzZ> stoner baby? omg i saw a fb meme this old grandma finally got one removed she had for decades looked like a statue
05:00 <Maurice> Not yet, thestig
05:00 <Maurice> I'm still searching
06:00 <ZapbuzZ> im over facebook ... in actual fact im just about over internet.
06:00 <ZapbuzZ> late last year i was frightened how much and how harshly malware and hacks got me
07:00 <ZapbuzZ> and there must have been some trade amendments cause as soon as i activated a sim card all these calls from debt agencies and never even issued the number yet just plain rude and creepy
09:00 <ZapbuzZ> being logged n stuff its like someones sniffing tmy toilet paper after i wipe my butt
10:00 <ZapbuzZ> creepy
10:00 <Kynetic> i only do Maurice up the bum
10:00 <Kynetic> its the only way i can ever can any action from her
10:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
10:00 <Kynetic> -can
10:00 <Kynetic> + get
11:00 <Maurice> It's the only way I'll let you near me
11:00 <Kynetic> theres also the fact that its tighter (although in maurices case this might be an exception) and its more degrading to women.
11:00 <Kynetic> ;)
12:00 <Maurice> The degrading thing is accurate and being tighter there is a given
12:00 <Kynetic> some people say its warmer.. though.. i find it hard to measure temperature with just my dick.
12:00 <Maurice> So when Lara has a temp you don't shove it in her mouth to find out?
13:00 <Kynetic> maybe ill bring a thermometer around next time Maurice and we'll test the theory out
13:00 <Maurice> Ok, I'll make a note in my diary
13:00 <Kynetic> when lara has a temp my dick doesnt go anywhere near her.
13:00 <Kynetic> well.. anywhere near any of her orifices
13:00 <Maurice> Went on holiday last nov, I ended up in the hospital with an infected lymph node in my neck, still had sex
14:00 <Maurice> You need to up your game
14:00 <Kynetic> she sometimes tries the old 'ive got a headache' routine
14:00 <Kynetic> but then i pull out the science that sex is good for headaches
14:00 <Kynetic> and i still dont get any anyway
14:00 <Kynetic> :P
14:00 <Kynetic> thats usually when i rock up to maurices
14:00 <Maurice> Thats usually when I close my eyes and think of England
14:00 <Kynetic> england is pretty sexy though
15:00 <Kynetic> i mean cmon.. big ben? its just a big monument to dick.
15:00 <Maurice> Thats why I think of it
15:00 <Maurice> Gets my motor running
15:00 <thestig> head job on the highwayyy
16:00 <Maurice> Lol
16:00 <Maurice> Looking for adventure and whatever cums on meeee
16:00 <thestig> haha
16:00 <[Maverick]> filth
18:00 <Maurice> I learnt it from you
21:00 <[Maverick]> true that 
22:00 <ZapbuzZ> some people ive experienced in life think of me as filth yet to dis day i havent engaged in cyber in any comms shape or form
23:00 <ZapbuzZ> im just annoying :)
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok troll
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever
24:00 <ZapbuzZ> i was kicked for that today actually
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> cybering
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> good!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> well peeps i'm off to bed
24:00 <ZapbuzZ> no .. i was teasing
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
24:00 <ZapbuzZ> nite
25:00 <Skirmish> That sounds like a great idea actually. 
28:00 <ZapbuzZ> u mean bed?
29:00 <Skirmish> Yes. 
33:00 <ZapbuzZ> must be better than mine.
37:00 <Saemon> ugh
38:00 <Saemon> just finished a 6 packet of woolies cheese n bacon rolls, 2 cans of coke and a box of shapes
38:00 <Superpug> quake rattled the icelab in adelaide
38:00 <Saemon> i feel like a fucken pig D:
38:00 <Saemon> post eating depression and guilt always sets in like 5 mins after i bing :(
39:00 <Saemon> binge*
39:00 <Superpug> i jog in my sleep
39:00 <Superpug> seen beagal
40:00 <Superpug> paki n indians are thrashing a rsl in sydney together
41:00 <Maurice> Thats enough to feed a small village
41:00 <Maurice> So you are a pig
41:00 <Superpug> most of them are chef cum emigrant
41:00 <Saemon> lol if that small village in ethiopia maybe
43:00 <Superpug> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyk7KDsNDCA
43:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Breatharian Prahlad Jani (No Food Nor Water For 10 Days) Views: 104,440   Uploaded:  Mar 30, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 26 Seconds 
43:00 <Saemon> omg 
43:00 <Saemon> how is lara bingle hot?
43:00 <Saemon> ok her body might be alright
44:00 <Saemon> but her face looks like a pug
44:00 <Saemon> she was hot when she was in that where the bloody hell are you ads
44:00 <Saemon> but that was when she was like 19
44:00 <Superpug> even the cat couldnt get me an erection
44:00 <Saemon> nows shes only in her mid 20s
44:00 <Saemon> and shes already lost her youthful looks
45:00 <Saemon> when she should be in her prime
45:00 <Saemon> she peaked at 19 and went downhill from there
46:00 <Superpug> i like meniquin dummies are hot no complain in bed no guilt either
47:00 <milk> hey, dont be down on the emirgrants
47:00 <Superpug> if the chinese new year on thursday tomorrow is friday
48:00 <aam> Soup
49:00 <Superpug> how can it be when every desi fellow got a ticket to enter even the bad ones but just not an old timer this time
50:00 <Superpug> to prove your loyalty you must sacrifice
50:00 <milk> what is wrong with cricket?
51:00 <aam> Poppy seed coffee
51:00 <Superpug> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrLkTZrPZA4
51:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Elton John - Sacrifice Views: 27,496,636   Uploaded:  Sep 1, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 50 Seconds 
51:00 <aam> Is wat I had
51:00 <aam> No more toothache
52:00 <Superpug> i had wonton soup and mineral water for lunch
52:00 <aam> I need a filling done
52:00 <Superpug> feel with cement
52:00 <aam> Gettin it done on thursday
53:00 <aam> So till then I use poppy seeds
53:00 <aam> Cause it kills the pain
54:00 <Superpug> clove oil should be the best remedy if you'd asked me
54:00 <aam> And is cheaper than nurofen+
54:00 <aam> I like poppy seeds
55:00 <Superpug> people prefers blowjob without tooth
55:00 <aam> Realaxes me too
56:00 <aam> Oh, -a
57:00 <aam> Damn phone typin
57:00 <aam> Gimmeah proper kb ffs
58:00 <Superpug> 1 cop for 10 criminals
59:00 <aam> Robocop
59:00 <Superpug> frightented cop
00:00 <aam> Where he gets shot down n then they mechanise him n he becomes a cyborg, bit like the terminator machine
01:00 <Superpug> yeah put a steel filling cap on tooth
02:00 <Kynetic> i just take heroin when i have a toothache
02:00 <aam> Nah metallic fillings suck when u touch them with cutlery
03:00 <Kynetic> kills all the pain
03:00 <Kynetic> and gets me high to boot
03:00 <Superpug> pure smack should be brown in color
03:00 <Kynetic> yeah like shit.
03:00 <Kynetic> none of this bleached china white stuff
04:00 <Superpug> i'fe had it before the one with cut makes you sick
04:00 <Kynetic> never a frown with golden brown
05:00 <Kynetic> then when im getting on the nod i just take a hit of meth
05:00 <Kynetic> fkn.. clean the house n shit
05:00 <Superpug> best if i could come back to queenscliffe and the the liqiud morf under the milkyway once again
06:00 <Superpug> it was a bitter sweet moment of sorrow and lived on
06:00 <Kynetic> you know im taking the piss right?
06:00 <Kynetic> heroin is a silly drug.
06:00 <Kynetic> and meth is even worse
06:00 <Superpug> i dont do meth
06:00 <Kynetic> if youre taking either.. you need to seek help :)
07:00 <Kynetic> there is help available
07:00 <Kynetic> look it up
07:00 <Kynetic> use it.
07:00 <Superpug> meth is a gutter drug, killing yourself faster
07:00 <Kynetic> meth is a conundrum
08:00 <Kynetic> i support legalisation of drugs
08:00 <Kynetic> but
08:00 <Kynetic> when it comes to meth
08:00 <Kynetic> i kind of dont.
08:00 <Kynetic> fuck knows what you do with meth from a legislation standpoint
08:00 <Kynetic> i guess make it legal to possess but not manufacture?
08:00 <Kynetic> i dunno
08:00 <Superpug> 20ml liquid morf and the night in vic would be awesome, a dying prisoners wish
08:00 <aam> L83RZ
08:00 <Kynetic> id prefer ppl to be able to seek treatment without the threat of being fucked up by the legal system
09:00 <Superpug> same spot i'd choose
09:00 <Superpug> otherside of bass strait
09:00 <Kynetic> but then is it the impurities that make ppl go mental ? or the purity?
09:00 <Kynetic> i honestly dont know
09:00 <Kynetic> making it entirely illegal certainly doesnt work
10:00 <Superpug> *a
10:00 <Kynetic> so i honestly dont know how you would approach treating it
10:00 <Kynetic> cos at the end of the day.. ppl still want to get fucked up
10:00 <Kynetic> and despite its inherant health issues.. it is an enjoyable drug to use
10:00 <Kynetic> what the fuck do you do?
11:00 <Kynetic> you cant just let ppl go mental on it.. thats half the issue with it.. do you let ppl enjoy it in moderation? 
11:00 <Superpug> you go to a civilized place
11:00 <Kynetic> do you open up treatment for abusers after regulating a marketplace for it?
12:00 <Superpug> most of the drug user have low selfesteem
12:00 <Kynetic> its probably one of the hardest drugs to make an argument for making legal
12:00 <Kynetic> because of the fucked up things people do on it
12:00 <Superpug> but not those make it or sells it
12:00 <Kynetic> well yeah.. the current drug law regime has failed.. obviously
12:00 <Superpug> self-harm and people-harm two different aspects
13:00 <Kynetic> but when it comes to meth it becomes more difficult to say 'lets legalise it' as a solution to the problem
13:00 <Kynetic> i can understand and even sympathise with the legalisation arugment with almost every drug except meth
14:00 <Superpug> marijuana pills could be legalised for medicational purpose
14:00 <Kynetic> because its such an insidious drug that fucks ppl up mentally and physically
14:00 <Superpug> thats about it nothing more
15:00 <Superpug> my doctors prescribed me with morf and vals now im off them for ten years
15:00 <Kynetic> i went to a doc with anxiety.. he just prescribed me xanax 
15:00 <Kynetic> i didnt even take it
15:00 <Superpug> i used to chew them like ollies
16:00 <Kynetic> the lecture the pharmacist gave me was enough to make me not want to
17:00 <Superpug> what they know about anything, besides too much anything could be fatal
17:00 <Kynetic> true
17:00 <Kynetic> you can overdose on water ffs.
18:00 <Superpug> this slug swallowed 300 men
18:00 <Kynetic> even eating 10 raw potatoes can result in a toxic response
19:00 <Kynetic> potatoes?
19:00 <Kynetic> can you think of something thats more boring than potatoes and water ?
19:00 <Kynetic> cos you can overdose on that too.
19:00 <Superpug> dont get the purple one white xanax(surf board) can be broken in pieces
19:00 <Kynetic> i have no idea what i was prescribed
19:00 <Kynetic> i bought it
19:00 <Kynetic> and never used it
19:00 <Kynetic> threw it in the bin after a few weeks
20:00 <Superpug> only drug i take now is one or two aspirin a day only
20:00 <Kynetic> the pharmacist gave me this huge lecture about it and i was scared to take it
20:00 <Superpug> cause hes the one on it go figure
20:00 <Kynetic> heh
20:00 <Kynetic> probably
21:00 <Kynetic> mate of mine was heavily addicted to it
21:00 <Kynetic> he apparently ripped his dealer off 
21:00 <Superpug> best if you take with cold milk
21:00 <Kynetic> stole $2k in cash and $3k worth of cocaine out of his safe
21:00 <Superpug> or bigM banana falvor 2lt
21:00 <Kynetic> after both he and the dealer got high on xanax
21:00 <Kynetic> swears he doesnt remember a thing
21:00 <Kynetic> he apparently flushed the coke
21:00 <Superpug> xannies made me eat the whole of fitzroy safeway
22:00 <Kynetic> and doesnt remember what he did with the cash
24:00 <Superpug> bali is loosing its tourist appeal
26:00 <Superpug> i got greek yogurt, canned tuna and american beet slices thinking of making a toast
27:00 <milk> do you think people will goto singa pore instead?
28:00 <Kynetic> at least learn how to spell bivouac properly
28:00 <bivowak> its got nothing to do with the camping Kynetic
28:00 <bivowak> id like to know why I was banned?
28:00 <Kynetic> tough
28:00 <Kynetic> move on.
28:00 <bivowak> LOL
28:00 <bivowak> great response
28:00 <Kynetic> if you cant figure it out, you probably will get banned again.
28:00 <bivowak> id like to know why?
28:00 <Kynetic> tough. move on.
29:00 <bivowak> its ok for staff to say what they want is it?
29:00 <Kynetic> if you cant figure it out, you probably will get banned again.
29:00 <Kynetic> pretty much.
29:00 <bivowak> you a robot or something?
29:00 <Kynetic> yes
29:00 <bivowak> oh ok thats great
29:00 <Kynetic> i am a robot.
29:00 <bivowak> what are you studying Kynetic?
29:00 <Kynetic> IT networking.
29:00 <bivowak> great
29:00 <Kynetic> yes. it is.
29:00 <bivowak> hopefully one day a job for austnet
29:00 <Kynetic> im already on the payroll
30:00 <milk> wow
30:00 <Kynetic> Kynetic is an ASD Operator
30:00 <bivowak> are you?
30:00 <Kynetic> that means im on the payroll
30:00 <Kynetic> whois me
30:00 <Kynetic> you'll see for yourself
30:00 <bivowak> ohh yeh you are
30:00 <bivowak> cool
30:00 <Kynetic> totes cool
32:00 <Kynetic> if it wasnt against my contractual agreement id share how much i get paid.. but... i cant.
32:00 <Kynetic> so.. *shrug*
35:00 <bivowak> lol!
35:00 <bivowak> dude you get paid nothing but if you so happened to it would be like 50 bucks if that
36:00 <Kynetic> i cant even discuss it
36:00 <Kynetic> im bound by contractual obligations
36:00 <Kynetic> if you even continue to talk about it id have no other option than to ban you
37:00 <Maurice> Do it anyway
38:00 <Kynetic> :P
38:00 <bivowak> banned for talking about that?
38:00 <bivowak> righttt
39:00 <Maurice> Do it Kynetic
39:00 <Maurice> Doooooo ittttttttt
39:00 <Kynetic> look
39:00 <Kynetic> i cant say i didnt warn you
39:00 <Maurice> Ive already banned that heshe once
40:00 <Maurice> Oh hot
40:00 <Maurice> I have a new $10 fan which rocks my heated socks
41:00 <Kynetic> its ok.. ill cool you off by doing you up the bum
41:00 <Maurice> When Cam is home, I sit at around 50 degrees, he's so warm
41:00 <Maurice> LOL nice
41:00 <Kynetic> i have the aircon on atm
41:00 <Kynetic> which sucks
41:00 <Kynetic> because its fkn beautiful outside
41:00 <Loof> http://news.nationalpost.com/2015/02/13/bag-of-marijuana-found-stuffed-inside-toy-purchased-at-brampton-area-target/
41:00 <Maurice> I do not, the last few nights I've needed my doona
41:00 <Kynetic> but if i open a window the mosquitoes will attack me
41:00 <Maurice> But I still flick the fan on
42:00 <Kynetic> because this stupid house has no fkn insect nets on the windows
42:00 <Kynetic> only the doors
42:00 <Kynetic> by about 4am the place is cold as
42:00 <Kynetic> but right now.. its like an oven
42:00 <Maurice> Mine doesn't either, we have roller shutters on the front of the house, they never told us the windows would only open 3 cms
43:00 <Maurice> My oldest boy has a screen to stop the cat escaping
43:00 <Kynetic> let the cat out
43:00 <Maurice> Hes at the back of the house
43:00 <Kynetic> at wosrt it'll take out a few roos
43:00 <Maurice> NO
43:00 <Maurice> She will murder too mant pets, she's pretty mean
44:00 <Maurice> I was worried she'd get hurt then I thought about how fucking MEAN she is
44:00 <Kynetic> bring her over here
45:00 <Kynetic> i have some local possums that'll sort her out
45:00 <Maurice> She can
45:00 <Maurice> She cant eat your kids, settle
45:00 <Kynetic> oh no im not worried about my kids
45:00 <Kynetic> if anything id be more worried about her with my kids
46:00 <Maurice> Me either, coz they're horrible
46:00 <Kynetic> they are
46:00 <Kynetic> kids man
46:00 <Kynetic> who'd have em
46:00 <Maurice> Yuck, never having any
46:00 <Kynetic> totes
46:00 <milk> http://www.police.wa.gov.au/Onlineservices/tabid/1093/default.aspx
46:00 <Kynetic> thats why i only do you up the bum
46:00 <Maurice> This is why I only like tht
46:00 <Maurice> That
46:00 <Kynetic> its like insurance
47:00 <Kynetic> it fucks you up the ass. literally.
47:00 <Maurice> Plus I'm sterile the other way
47:00 <Maurice> I have tied tubes
47:00 <Maurice> X2 clamp
47:00 <Maurice> s
47:00 <Kynetic> wait
47:00 <Kynetic> so you have your tubes tied
47:00 <Maurice> Yes
47:00 <Maurice> x2
47:00 <Kynetic> and u still only let me fuck u up the ass?
47:00 <Kynetic> what gives?
47:00 <Maurice> I'm not dumb, I just live anal...
48:00 <Kynetic> oh
48:00 <Maurice> LIKE*
48:00 <Kynetic> well in that case
48:00 <Kynetic> its ok then
48:00 <Kynetic> what about DVDA?
49:00 <Maurice> Yum
49:00 <Kynetic> lol
49:00 <Loof> optus cable unlimited download plans look alright
50:00 <Kynetic> lol
50:00 <Loof> they throttle torrents though so i'll have to use a seedbox
50:00 <Kynetic> you had me laughing at 'optus cable'
50:00 <Loof> adsl2 i can only get 8mbps
50:00 <Kynetic> fuck optus
50:00 <Kynetic> surely if you have optus you can get telstra
50:00 <Kynetic> they dont throttle torrents
51:00 <Bonny> telstra is a rip
51:00 <Kynetic> so is optus if they throttle torrents
52:00 <Bonny> I'm with optus and have unlimited adsl2 and I manage to d/l torrents with no problems
52:00 <Kynetic> whats the price on their 'unlimited download plan' ?
52:00 <Loof> tel$90 a month
52:00 <Bonny> I have the bundle, telephone and net $115 a month
52:00 <Kynetic> i pay $90 a month for 200g.. hardly ever use all that 200g
53:00 <Kynetic> and can reset it 3 times a year for free
53:00 <Loof> i'm using my current 500gb
53:00 <Kynetic> so if i go over that 200g i can reset
53:00 <Loof> need unlimited
53:00 <Kynetic> i use netflix and download torrents for all my shows
53:00 <Kynetic> dunno why you'd need more than 200g unless youre a full on pirate
53:00 <Loof> yeah i am
53:00 <Loof> sue me
54:00 <Loof> :P
54:00 <Loof> get sue here!
54:00 <Bonny> we have 4 computers running on the connection
54:00 <Bonny> my mum uses the net too
54:00 <Kynetic> ive only had to reset once in 6 months
54:00 <Loof> but seriously though last month i had to redownload all my ps4 and ps3 games
54:00 <Loof> that was a tb
54:00 <Kynetic> so 200g is more than enough for me
55:00 <Kynetic> sux to be you then
55:00 <Kynetic> maybe you shouldnt have bought a ps4
55:00 <Loof> maybe i wanted to play gta
55:00 <Kynetic> you can play gta on xbox or pc
55:00 <Loof> not pc
55:00 <Loof> man i thought this guy was cool
55:00 <Kynetic> gta 5 isnt out on pc yet?
55:00 <Maurice> I pay 100 a month for 200gb plus home phone\
55:00 <Kynetic> lame.
55:00 <Loof> no
56:00 <Kynetic> pc guys are all like 'im teh coolest'
56:00 <Kynetic> fuck u pc guys.
56:00 <Bonny> I only pay an extra $15 and got unlimited
56:00 <Maurice> Telstra wont rent my line to anyone else
56:00 <Loof> i have a good pc and a ps4
56:00 <Kynetic> telstra sent me 2 modems
56:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkjPbu8A3Dk
56:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: My name is flabba, babba, wabba, jabba, noongah! Im back! Song Views: 166,253   Uploaded:  Dec 2, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 8 Seconds 
56:00 <Kynetic> and some stupid telephone device
57:00 <Kynetic> then tried to charge us for the thub
57:00 <Kynetic> even though we never asked fo rit
57:00 <Kynetic> and couldnt even use it
57:00 <Kynetic> made them pick it up on their cost
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <Kynetic> and refund all the shit they charged us for it
57:00 <Kynetic> which they did
58:00 <Kynetic> and they also dropped our monthly charge from 99 to 89
58:00 <Loof> and you're telling me i should go with them instead of optus
58:00 <Loof> nice
58:00 <Kynetic> it was only 89 if we bundled home phone
58:00 <Loof> i cant even find the webpage for telstra cable
58:00 <Kynetic> but we didnt want that shit
58:00 <Kynetic> no its bigpond
59:00 <Kynetic> or is it?
59:00 <Kynetic> i dunno
59:00 <Kynetic> its all fkn stupid
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <Kynetic> im literally connected to a plug that is labelled 'optus' to get our telstra cable
59:00 <Kynetic> because whoever cabled this house is a fucking moron
00:00 <Kynetic> every room has an 'optus' labled plug.. 
00:00 <Maurice> I wish I got optus
00:00 <Kynetic> but the only foxtel plug is in the lounge
00:00 <Maurice> Its cheaper
00:00 <Kynetic> and that isnt even connected to anything
00:00 <Kynetic> there is an optus labelled plug that is actually the tv aerial
00:00 <Loof> i get 30 cable tv channels for that $90 too
00:00 <Kynetic> fuck cable tv
00:00 <Loof> unlimited calls to mobiles
00:00 <Kynetic> i just use netflix
00:00 <Kynetic> cable tv can suck my left testicle
00:00 <Kynetic> full of fkn ads
01:00 <Kynetic> i havent watched an ad in years
01:00 <Loof> damn netflix not available here yet
01:00 <Loof> https://www.netflix.com/global?locale=en-AU
01:00 <Kynetic> im on a US sub
01:00 <Loof> We'll be available in Australia soon.
01:00 <Loof> Enter your email address and we'll let you know when Netflix is available
01:00 <Loof> ah
02:00 <Kynetic> mind you i switch it out to canada and UK as well
02:00 <Kynetic> the dns redirect i use allows to me change regions whenever i please
02:00 <Loof> cool
02:00 <Kynetic> gonna see how it goes when netflix goes local though
02:00 <Kynetic> if i cant use a local account to switch regions ill just stick with my US account
03:00 <Loof> i wouldn't pirate any shows if i could get netflix
03:00 <Loof> i'm happy to pay
04:00 <Loof> i already pay for all my games and software
04:00 <Loof> but if i want to watch the latest shows in australia, i don't have a choice but to pirate
04:00 <Loof> netflix will be awesome
06:00 <Loof> After years of speculation Netflix has confirmed its worst-kept secret; it's officially coming to Australia and New New Zealand in 2015. There's no launch date other than "March" and pricing is yet to be confirmed, although it's likely to sit somewhere between $10 and $15 per month for all-you-can-eat access to its library of movies and TV shows.
06:00 <Loof> The US subscription video giant has been putting the pieces in place for a while, giving local players time to circle the wagons and prepare for the worst. Quickflix and Foxtel are firming up their subscription offerings, while new players are on the horizon like Stan – a joint venture between the Nine Network and Fairfax (publisher of this news site). The Seven and Ten networks also have plans for Netflix rivals.
06:00 <Loof> Netflix is promising to offer high definition streaming and "even 4K where available" in Australia, which is a step up from local subscription video services although Quickflix has begun to dabble in high-def. Of course your picture quality is at the mercy of your broadband connection, which is pot luck under the new-look NBN.
06:00 <Loof> Advertisement
06:00 <Loof> Of course the biggest rival to Netflix in Australia is Netflix itself, with up to 200,000 Australians already sneaking past geo-blocking so they can pay for the US Netflix service. Even if Netflix's Australian pricing can match the US, it can never match it on content.
06:00 <Loof> Local players like Foxtel have already locked up regional rights deals that will stop Netflix offering some shows in Australia that it offers in the US. Meanwhile Netflix US doesn't even offer most HBO content such as Game of Thrones, due to the fierce rivalry between the two entertainment giants.
06:00 <Loof> So what are the highlights for Netflix Australia viewers? The best it can muster is;
06:00 <Loof> "At launch, the premium and unique Netflix offering will include such original series as Marco Polo, BoJack Horseman and, among many kids titles, DreamWorks Animations All Hail King Julien.
06:00 <Loof> "Netflix, available on hundreds of Internet-connected devices, will also be home to the critically acclaimed documentaries Virunga and Mission Blue, and stand-up comedy specials Uganda Be Kidding Me, Live, from Chelsea Handler and Jim Jefferies BARE, among many others.
08:00 <Taco> hey I was reading that
08:00 <Taco> actually no I wasnt
09:00 <Loof> damn sorry
09:00 <Loof> tired
09:00 <Taco> yo loof
09:00 <Taco> www.getflix.com.au
09:00 <Bonny> could have just provided a link for it
10:00 <Taco> I like hulu though, its pretty good
11:00 <Loof> hmm starting to finally see the use of vpn's
12:00 <Taco> oh right loof has me on /ignore
12:00 <Taco> whatevs
15:00 <Bonny> his lost.. he would be missing the convo, not you
47:00 <bivowak> hi DoC why was I banned in chatzone?
03:00 <milk> l8r
08:00 <bivowak> DoC answer me
20:00 <bivowak> hi Glenn
20:00 <bivowak> hi Glenn
20:00 <bivowak> hi Glenn
21:00 <bivowak> why did you lie to me before?
21:00 <bivowak> why did you lie to me before?
21:00 <bivowak> why did you lie to me before?
02:00 <bivowak> hi DoC
02:00 <bivowak> hi DoC
02:00 <bivowak> hi DoC
07:00 <Christopher> morning
07:00 <Christopher> morning
07:00 <Christopher> morning
09:00 <bivowak> how are you ChanOP
09:00 <bivowak> Christopher
09:00 <bivowak> how are you ChanOP
09:00 <bivowak> Christopher
09:00 <bivowak> how are you ChanOP
09:00 <bivowak> Christopher
10:00 <Christopher> good thanx
10:00 <Christopher> u
10:00 <bivowak> yeh really horny how about you?
10:00 <Christopher> if ya a woman i would help u out
10:00 <Christopher> good thanx
10:00 <Christopher> u
10:00 <bivowak> yeh really horny how about you?
10:00 <Christopher> if ya a woman i would help u out
10:00 <Christopher> good thanx
10:00 <Christopher> u
10:00 <bivowak> yeh really horny how about you?
10:00 <Christopher> if ya a woman i would help u out
12:00 <bivowak> not a woman sorry chris
12:00 <bivowak> not a woman sorry chris
12:00 <bivowak> not a woman sorry chris
13:00 <Christopher> :) oh well
13:00 <Christopher> :) oh well
13:00 <Christopher> :) oh well
16:00 <bivowak> what is your life currently chris????
16:00 <bivowak> are you up?
16:00 <bivowak> alive?
16:00 <bivowak> welcome?
16:00 <bivowak> what is your life currently chris????
16:00 <bivowak> are you up?
16:00 <bivowak> alive?
16:00 <bivowak> welcome?
16:00 <bivowak> what is your life currently chris????
16:00 <bivowak> are you up?
16:00 <bivowak> alive?
16:00 <bivowak> welcome?
21:00 <bivowak> hi milk
21:00 <bivowak> hi chris
21:00 <bivowak> hi milk
21:00 <bivowak> hi chris
21:00 <bivowak> hi milk
21:00 <bivowak> hi chris
22:00 <milk> hello bivowak
22:00 <bivowak> how are you mate?
22:00 <bivowak> im drinking a crown lager
22:00 <bivowak> tastes like weed in a beer mixed with vb
22:00 <milk> hello bivowak
22:00 <bivowak> how are you mate?
22:00 <bivowak> im drinking a crown lager
22:00 <bivowak> tastes like weed in a beer mixed with vb
22:00 <milk> hello bivowak
22:00 <bivowak> how are you mate?
22:00 <bivowak> im drinking a crown lager
22:00 <bivowak> tastes like weed in a beer mixed with vb
23:00 <milk> good stuff mate
23:00 <Christopher> milk :)
23:00 <milk> good stuff mate
23:00 <Christopher> milk :)
23:00 <milk> good stuff mate
23:00 <Christopher> milk :)
24:00 <milk> yeah, I'm a little short on cash
24:00 <Christopher> u r lol
24:00 <milk> so I don't know if I'll buy a carton this weekend
24:00 <milk> yeah, I'm a little short on cash
24:00 <Christopher> u r lol
24:00 <milk> so I don't know if I'll buy a carton this weekend
24:00 <milk> yeah, I'm a little short on cash
24:00 <Christopher> u r lol
24:00 <milk> so I don't know if I'll buy a carton this weekend
25:00 <bivowak> why milk
25:00 <bivowak> why milk
25:00 <bivowak> what did u do?
25:00 <bivowak> why milk
25:00 <bivowak> what did u do?
26:00 <bivowak> what did u do?
38:00 <milk> hmmm
38:00 <milk> thinking of buying a carton
38:00 <milk> hmmm
38:00 <milk> thinking of buying a carton
38:00 <milk> hmmm
38:00 <milk> thinking of buying a carton
41:00 <milk> yep
41:00 <milk> might pop down the store morrowee
41:00 <bivowak> yeh
41:00 <bivowak> what sort of carton?
41:00 <milk> yep
41:00 <milk> might pop down the store morrowee
41:00 <bivowak> yeh
41:00 <bivowak> what sort of carton?
41:00 <milk> yep
41:00 <milk> might pop down the store morrowee
41:00 <bivowak> yeh
41:00 <bivowak> what sort of carton?
42:00 <milk> beer
42:00 <milk> beer
42:00 <milk> beer
45:00 <bivowak> what type?
45:00 <bivowak> what type?
45:00 <bivowak> what type?
49:00 <milk> quaffing beer
49:00 <milk> quaffing beer
49:00 <milk> quaffing beer
51:00 <bivowak> wtf is that?
51:00 <bivowak> wtf is that?
51:00 <bivowak> wtf is that?
08:00 <under> hello fuckers
08:00 <under> hello fuckers
08:00 <under> hello fuckers
12:00 <bivowak> hello under
12:00 <bivowak> u fucker
12:00 <under> just joking
12:00 <under> i love you all
12:00 <under> how things?
12:00 <bivowak> hello under
12:00 <bivowak> u fucker
12:00 <under> just joking
12:00 <under> i love you all
12:00 <under> how things?
12:00 <bivowak> hello under
12:00 <bivowak> u fucker
12:00 <under> just joking
12:00 <under> i love you all
12:00 <under> how things?
13:00 <bivowak> very horny you?
13:00 <under> why horny?
13:00 <under> did a lady touch your penis?
13:00 <bivowak> very horny you?
13:00 <under> why horny?
13:00 <under> did a lady touch your penis?
13:00 <bivowak> very horny you?
13:00 <under> why horny?
13:00 <under> did a lady touch your penis?
16:00 <bivowak> nmo
16:00 <bivowak> not at all
16:00 <bivowak> just horny
16:00 <bivowak> you?
16:00 <under> i just came home
16:00 <under> after work
16:00 <under> today i went to gym
17:00 <under> and i feel very healty
17:00 <bivowak> very good
17:00 <bivowak> what did u do at gym?
17:00 <bivowak> and what did u eat?
18:00 <under> well
18:00 <under> I did legs and arms
18:00 <under> and of course 20' of bike
18:00 <under> i eat two sandwich with breasola
19:00 <bivowak> very good
20:00 <under> where are you from?
37:00 <Saemon> under
38:00 <Saemon> sup buddy
48:00 <under> Saemon: hey dude
13:00 <spence> lol
41:00 <spence> boo
04:00 <spence> eerrrr
00:00 <Taco> Taco Taco
04:00 <Taco> milk Taco
07:00 <Serenity> Skirmish taco
07:00 <Skirmish> wot
07:00 <Serenity> lol nothing
07:00 <Taco> Taco Skirmish 
08:00 <Skirmish> I have taken some more time to watch more of the tv series Marco Polo. It isn't bad at all. 
10:00 <milk> I'm not a cheer squad, but as a fellow model builder...
20:00 <milk> anyway... onto the second stubbie
20:00 <Taco> HO scale?
22:00 <Taco> Will be nice when all the things arrive for my HO scale set that I'm building for my mates bar
23:00 <milk> are you familiar with the game hungry hippoes?
25:00 <milk> http://mybrownnewfies.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Hungry_Hungry_Hippos.jpg
27:00 <Taco> Who isn't?
27:00 <Taco> I play it all the time. Usually online
28:00 <Skirmish> I clicked that link thinking it would be Ana_Ng smearing a double whopper around her mouth with onion rings hanging off her nipples that sit each side of her belly button. 
28:00 <Skirmish> Wrong hungry hungry hippo.
41:00 <Skirmish> New ciggie butt brain. 
41:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0xZG9XZ5w
41:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Damo and Darren - 'Skatepark'    Uploaded: Published on Feb 16, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 43 Seconds 
41:00 <Skirmish> Shads and Kuniva. 
49:00 <Skirmish> This is a very imformative video and will give people like Christopher the skills to succeed with women. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=870047996375905
58:00 <Christopher> man i just need to talk to them
58:00 <Christopher> which i dont do
59:00 <Christopher> need go out to meet ppl
59:00 <Christopher> which i dont do
11:00 <milk> I would talk to women if I didnt want to punch them in the face, but I'm a gentleman so that's not appropriate
12:00 <Impaler> Hi, hows things?  - anyone know if Sonia, bron or LaLa still come on here every now & again??
13:00 <simba> they dont
13:00 <Christopher> simba :^)
13:00 <Impaler> ty
13:00 <simba> hi
13:00 <Christopher> cheers
13:00 <simba> wait - did you mean sonya
13:00 <simba> as in sonya blade
13:00 <Impaler> yes sorry
13:00 <simba> shes in the new mortal kombat
14:00 <Impaler> v.nice
14:00 <Christopher> finish him
14:00 <Christopher> fatalitiy
14:00 <simba> finish him with the Impaler
14:00 <Impaler> 0h
14:00 <Christopher> in mk armaggedon
14:00 <Impaler> ......
14:00 <Christopher> they said 10 hit fatality was max
14:00 <Christopher> i used to 12
14:00 <simba> ur that hardcore
14:00 <Christopher> yep
15:00 <Christopher> dont have ps2 nemore but
15:00 <simba> which version
15:00 <Christopher> armaggedon
15:00 <Christopher> like u rip 1 arm off at time
15:00 <Christopher> etc
15:00 <Christopher> till u take their head off
16:00 <Christopher> or its was 9 tha max
16:00 <Christopher> and i did 11
16:00 <simba> my friends got the new one i picked it up and started playing and won 4 or 5 games in a row literally
16:00 <simba> buton mash with sub zero
16:00 <Christopher> i prefer tekken
16:00 <simba> i prefer SMASH BROS
16:00 <Christopher> to cartoony
16:00 <simba> SF for proper fighter
17:00 <Christopher> cod ghost is 25$ at ebgames for ps3
17:00 <simba> smash is 2 hard 4 u
17:00 <Christopher> might go there tomorrow
17:00 <Christopher> so much addons for that on psn store
17:00 <Christopher> u could spend 200$ on addons
17:00 <Christopher> lols
18:00 <nate> hi Christopher and white lion!
18:00 <simba> fuck add ons
18:00 <Christopher> simba get fifa street on ps3 psn store
18:00 <Christopher> i will get it too
19:00 <Christopher> its 25$
19:00 <Christopher> fucken fifa 15 is 89$ still
19:00 <simba> u get it for me
19:00 <Christopher> i got gta5 i dont like it need pc version
20:00 <Impaler> simba - snez & sandra still on fbook if dont have & want me to say hi can pass on
20:00 <simba> i only know who bron is out of those people Impaler
20:00 <Christopher> is that bronnie
20:00 <Christopher> i met one once
20:00 <simba> xbronnerx
20:00 <simba> xbronnersx
21:00 <simba> xXx
21:00 <Christopher> she shouted me into a club and drugs
21:00 <Christopher> cause i asked for a bong
21:00 <Impaler> *thumbs Up*
21:00 <Impaler> Sounds like Bron, cloud9 etc. whatever that s* was
22:00 <Christopher> when bass station was on chapel st i used to get in first served
22:00 <Christopher> even if was huge lines
23:00 <Impaler> how long have you been on this chan??
24:00 <Christopher> once i spun the decks on the main room dj
24:00 <Christopher> didnt get kicked out'
24:00 <simba> since maybe 2007 for me
24:00 <simba> not sure about chris
25:00 <Christopher> i used to be on here over decade ago
25:00 <Christopher> this time about 2 years
25:00 <simba> what other chans did you used to go in
25:00 <simba> some mushroom psychedelic ones
25:00 <Christopher> nah
25:00 <Christopher> cant remember
25:00 <Christopher> all i remember is i own melbourne channel for 5 mins
25:00 <simba> #bodyboarders
25:00 <Christopher> then someone stole it off me
25:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <Christopher> told me to type stuff
26:00 <Christopher> and i quit
26:00 <Christopher> irc
26:00 <simba> amazing
26:00 <simba> u couldve been stebie
26:00 <Christopher> then i got sick from drugs
27:00 <Christopher> said wrong thing to a chick
27:00 <Christopher> she stopped talking to me
27:00 <Christopher> then years later i got to kiss her
30:00 <Christopher> when i was most fried in my life i picked up
30:00 <Christopher> how can i do it when i am sane
30:00 <Christopher> O_o
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <simba> work up 2 it
31:00 <simba> same as musicians trying to make shit they make when theyre ripped
32:00 <Christopher> kk
32:00 <Christopher> my brain misfires now
32:00 <Christopher> when i drink coffee
32:00 <Christopher> or its cause of weed
33:00 <simba> when did you olast have 1 month from weed
33:00 <Christopher> um 3 or 4 months
34:00 <Christopher> i had 7 weeks without
34:00 <simba> do another 1
34:00 <Christopher> yep
34:00 <Christopher> its not all weed
34:00 <Christopher> its just what i get for free
34:00 <simba> super miyamoto tennis
34:00 <Christopher> off some cunt
34:00 <simba> dont smoke that fake stuff
34:00 <simba> get OUTDOOR
34:00 <Christopher> i wish
35:00 <Christopher> i like smoking and tasting dirt
35:00 <Christopher> outdoor is kuda
36:00 <Christopher> when i chop a gram i put like 3 ciggas
36:00 <Christopher> cuase tis about what u inhale
36:00 <Christopher> not what u blow out
37:00 <Christopher> so small cones are better
37:00 <simba> small cones r better 
37:00 <Christopher> if i had cones i would do the big bong spin rip
37:00 <Christopher> on video
37:00 <simba> ill dedicate one to you
37:00 <Christopher> kewl
38:00 <simba> got premium salted macadamias
38:00 <Christopher> rich are u
38:00 <simba> i just splurged on nuts
38:00 <simba> nuts are essential
38:00 <Christopher> splurge on me
38:00 <Christopher> iam a nut
38:00 <simba> bust a nut
39:00 <Christopher> this is my fave song i made
39:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RarV_v5-jic
40:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: turn around techno track    Uploaded: Published on Aug 10, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 41 Seconds 
41:00 <Christopher> 2nd song i made in fruityloops
41:00 <Christopher> got played at a rave
41:00 <Christopher> main room
42:00 <simba> wish i was there
42:00 <Christopher> going back when i was like 23
42:00 <simba> gets spoooky
43:00 <Christopher> i used to have italys top dj on msn messenger
43:00 <aam> Soup
43:00 <Christopher> lols
43:00 <Adonis> msn
43:00 <Adonis> lawl
45:00 <simba> PURE_ITALIAN_XTX?
46:00 <simba> PURE_ITALIAN_XTC*
46:00 <Christopher> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/no-sun-shine
46:00 <Christopher> ne time she goes away
47:00 <Taco> Centrelink: Going overseas? Let us know via your Centrelink online account through @myGovau! http://t.co/aXCp8fn1iB http://t.co/9Cips6ZQ7I
47:00 <Saemon> lol
48:00 <Saemon> dole bludgers
48:00 <Saemon> they on the dole and have the nerve to waste money goin overseas
48:00 <ZapbuzZ> who?
48:00 <Taco> shuddup dsp recipient
49:00 <Saemon> Taco true, and on dsp, but i dont waste and abuse it goin overseas
49:00 <Taco> oh? but you do drugs right?
49:00 <Saemon> lol hell no
49:00 <ZapbuzZ> freedom to travel is abuse?
49:00 <Saemon> im straight edge
49:00 <Taco> o rite
49:00 <Taco> gfu
50:00 <Saemon> i dont drink, dont smoke and dont do drugs
50:00 <ZapbuzZ> do you breathe?
50:00 <Saemon> thats how i know im better than pretty much 98% of the ppl in here
50:00 <[Maverick]> lol, says the dsp bludger spending the money on hookers./ 
50:00 <simba> dont you inhale your fathers stored farts twice a month?
51:00 <simba> thats a form of drug abuse
51:00 <Saemon> maverick my point was, i spend my money in our country and only in our country
51:00 <[Maverick]> wtf? 
51:00 <Saemon> it goes right back into our aussie economy
51:00 <Taco> o yea I forgot about the hookers
51:00 <Taco> thats a good point [Maverick] 
52:00 <Taco> Saemon, it likely goes to support a drug habbit
52:00 <[Maverick]> Saemon: it doesn't because they don't pay taxes/ 
52:00 <Taco> ie. financing criminals
52:00 <Taco> likely OMGs
52:00 <Saemon> yeah but they go buy food etc with it at local shops and supermarkets
52:00 <Taco> The OMGs will? With a quarter of a million bucks?
52:00 <Saemon> thus money is being cycled back  into the local economy
53:00 <Saemon> as opposed to goin over to iraq or someshit n spending it there
53:00 <Taco> I'd rather Iraqi's have the money than OMGs
53:00 <[Maverick]> You're not getting the point though Saemon 
53:00 <Saemon> whats OMGs?
53:00 <[Maverick]> that DSP is meant to support you 
53:00 <Taco> Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs
53:00 <[Maverick]> not go depositing loads in chicks. 
53:00 <Saemon> it does support me
53:00 <Saemon> sex is a physical human need
54:00 <[Maverick]> no it's not./ 
54:00 <[Maverick]> you fuckwit 
54:00 <Saemon> then why do i have a penis then?
54:00 <[Maverick]> if it's that bad 
54:00 <Saemon> riddle me that.
54:00 <[Maverick]> just rub one out./ 
54:00 <nate> its a normal need ;D
54:00 <simba> to fuck guys
55:00 <nate> Saemon has done that ;l
55:00 <nate> its a man of the world
55:00 <nate> or hes
55:00 <nate> not its: lol
55:00 <Saemon> nah i havent
55:00 <Saemon> the onlt gay thing ive ever done is given a blow job
56:00 <aam> U're ghey
56:00 <nate> was it for a computer game ;L
56:00 <nate> true nerd styles
56:00 <Saemon> lol no
56:00 <Saemon> i was just curious
56:00 <Saemon> and the bloke was hot
56:00 <nate> well done!
56:00 <Saemon> so why not, yolo
56:00 <aam> U're still ghey
57:00 <nate> yeah dont tell aam ;l
57:00 <nate> shhh shh
57:00 <aam> Admittin that "the bloke was hot"
57:00 <Saemon> so what if im gay
57:00 <Saemon> its 2015.
57:00 <nate> klf is gonna rock ya
57:00 <simba> thats even worse, the gays will go first in the purging
58:00 <Saemon> do u mean alf stewart?
58:00 <nate> i salute you Saemon!
58:00 <Saemon> from home and away?
58:00 <nate> the best digimon eva
58:00 <Saemon> hell i'd volunteer to go into his rape dungeon and have him tie me up n shit
58:00 <Saemon> home and away 50 shades of grey style
59:00 <simba> hmm
59:00 <Saemon> i dont think im fully gay though, i still like chicks much more
00:00 <Saemon> like there are lines i wont cross with a bloke
00:00 <Saemon> i wont mouth kiss him, i wont let him pee on me, i wont let our penis touch
00:00 <nate> lol
00:00 <nate> Saemons gay sex rules
00:00 <nate> :D~
02:00 <Christopher> simba 
02:00 <Christopher> this is got heaps bass
02:00 <Christopher> https://soundcloud.com/daintno/bas-sses
02:00 <simba> DubStEP
03:00 <Christopher> https://soundcloud.com/daintno/dub
03:00 <Christopher> i lost makings of this track
04:00 <Christopher> it even goes writ reow
04:00 <[Maverick]> I need to start running to lose this weight.. everytime I fuck Saemon;s mum she gives me some cake 
04:00 <simba> sounds like Mala
05:00 <simba> ur a dubstep god
08:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GIvUIKE_R4
08:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Brainbug - Benedictus (Exitiale Mix) (1997) Views: 1,630   Uploaded: Published on Dec 22, 2012 Duration: 7 Minutes 19 Seconds 
10:00 <Skirmish> I used to 14. 
10:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCSCUHy0J1A
10:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Oliver Klitzing - I like that beat (orginal mix) Views: 6,098   Uploaded:  Aug 18, 2011 Duration: 7 Minutes 5 Seconds 
11:00 <Skirmish> Take that Christopher. 
11:00 <Christopher> ?
11:00 <Skirmish> Mortal Kombat. 
11:00 <Christopher> oh kk
12:00 <Skirmish> You may face another day knowing you've been beat. 
12:00 <Christopher> nup
12:00 <Christopher> cause 14 is impossible in mk armaggedon
12:00 <Skirmish> I did it with my eyes closed.
13:00 <Christopher> what u jerk off ?
13:00 <simba> lol owned
16:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq-I4orlEhE
16:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Cardigans - My Favourite Game (Official Video) Views: 3,476,187   Uploaded:  Feb 22, 2011 Duration: 4 Minutes 22 Seconds 
17:00 <aam> Bbl
18:00 <Taco> so
18:00 <Taco> who wants a glass of goon
18:00 <Christopher> i got like 3 left
18:00 <Christopher> so nah
18:00 <Taco> I was joking :/
18:00 <Christopher> kk
18:00 <Taco> The joke was: Who drinks goon?
19:00 <Christopher> ya mum
19:00 <Taco> Nah apparently u do
19:00 <Christopher> once in awhile
19:00 <Taco> Drink whiskey instead
19:00 <Christopher> i giving up grog
20:00 <Christopher> cause if i get drunk morons think they are smarter than me on here
20:00 <Taco> so?
20:00 <Taco> morons think they're smarter than me all the time
20:00 <Taco> I just think they're morons
20:00 <Christopher> ^
20:00 <Taco> but u should rly get a mountainbike chris
21:00 <[Maverick]> Well, you do hold a better conversation when you're not drinking Chris. It's a good thing 
21:00 <Taco> u have no car and all the time in the world
21:00 <Taco> i think u'd rly enjoy a mtb
21:00 <ZapbuzZ> i miss driving no zombies to walk past
22:00 <Taco> save up yer goon bucks and get one from big dub
22:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0G1Ucw5HDg
22:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eagles - Hotel California (Lyrics) Views: 65,825,080   Uploaded: Published on Jul 6, 2013 Duration: 6 Minutes 31 Seconds 
22:00 <Christopher> thats music
22:00 <ZapbuzZ> living it up in the hotel california
22:00 <Christopher> i am
22:00 <Taco> i nearly bought you one for christmas you know... then i realized thats enabling you, and if you really want to change your life, you'll do it yourself
23:00 <Taco> so i think getting you nothing for christmas was the best gift ever
23:00 <Christopher> kk
24:00 <Taco> sing out when u get one tho... i'll come ride with u
24:00 <Christopher> oh ok
24:00 <simba> yea get a bike get fit
24:00 <simba> ride people
25:00 <Taco> u got a bike simba?
25:00 <simba> no
25:00 <Taco> y knot?
25:00 <simba> i had a norco rampage it was teh shit
25:00 <simba> dont want 1 anymore
25:00 <simba> because Real Men Ride Women
26:00 <Taco> i dont think u have the time for such things
26:00 <simba> but since when have ur thoughts been any good
26:00 <Taco> they're always good 2 me
27:00 <simba> that was a bad 1
27:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8cEzdjLn60
27:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Staind - Epiphany (Video) Views: 1,177,502   Uploaded:  Oct 26, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 31 Seconds 
28:00 <Taco> music eh?
28:00 <simba> http://bikemagic.com/wp-content/uploads/old_images/news/images/norco05_rampage_side_big.jpg
28:00 <simba> bike magic
28:00 <Skirmish> [15:14] <%simba> lol owned   <--- We're setting the bar low if we're crediting Christopher with owning anyone. I guess some people are just super keen to see someone else be 'owned'. Don't worry simba, you're not alone. 
29:00 <Taco> does that bike impress tha ladies?
29:00 <simba> someones cut
29:00 <Saemon> thats a shit bike
29:00 <Saemon> ive got a dual suspension
29:00 <Taco> shuttup Saemon 
29:00 <Skirmish> Oh yeah, heaps cut lol
29:00 <ZapbuzZ> i feel like teasing again
29:00 <Taco> u no shit
29:00 <ZapbuzZ> >:)
29:00 <simba> fucken owned
29:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <Saemon> ownt.
30:00 <Skirmish> It's not serious until you turn the e into a 3. 
30:00 <Saemon> true
30:00 <simba> btw irc without seconds isnt really irc
30:00 <Saemon> but when you add a t to the end, thats when shit was REAL.
31:00 <simba> hh:mm life is a life gone by
31:00 <Saemon> hulk hogan?
31:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2B6SjMh_w
31:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gnarls Barkley - Crazy Views: 55,929,118   Uploaded:  Jan 5, 2007 Duration: 3 Minutes 4 Seconds 
32:00 <Saemon> taco latino heat padre
32:00 <Saemon> viva la raaaazzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
32:00 <Christopher> hahah bless your soul
32:00 <Christopher> you really think youre in control
32:00 <ZapbuzZ> if only i had a tobacco plant
32:00 <Saemon> i am the puppet master
33:00 <Christopher> u stick ya hand up ppls butts?
33:00 <Saemon> yeh
33:00 <Christopher> lols
33:00 <Saemon> doctors do it all the time
33:00 <Taco> say simbeehhh
33:00 <Saemon> prostate examinations
33:00 <Taco> do any kiwis come here?
33:00 <Saemon> lol sif
34:00 <Saemon> jake the muss
34:00 <Saemon> COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKEN EGGGS!
37:00 <[Maverick]> I am le kiwi 
42:00 <simba> they dont have computers in New Zealand
45:00 <Taco> u no why kiwis rape sheep?
45:00 <Taco> cause they're running around naked asking 4 it
47:00 <[Maverick]> Gday chelle
47:00 <chelle> hello
48:00 <[Maverick]> How ya doing? 
52:00 <chelle> great, you?
54:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah pretty damn awesome :) 
58:00 <milk> ever play doom II?
58:00 <chelle> cools
58:00 <[Maverick]> milk: hell yes, love the doom series 
58:00 <milk> nah seriously, ever play four player Doom II when they all gang up on you?
10:00 <aam> Soup again
31:00 <aam> I need a shave
32:00 <aam> Who's gonnah shaaaaave meeeee?!
47:00 <simba> 4:17
48:00 <aam> It' 4:20 all day here
48:00 <aam> Lol
48:00 <simba> Brilliant
48:00 <TheRon> fucking potheads
48:00 <simba> Rude
49:00 <simba> Sturridge 3 - 0 Real Madrid
49:00 <TheRon> everton?
49:00 <simba> booooooooooooooooooooooo
49:00 <TheRon> santo sam and ed on tonight at 9.30
49:00 <simba> 4:20¿
53:00 <aam> She'll guide me home with her light house
07:00 <British^Meat> how much did u pay big w for your bike Saemon?
08:00 <TheRon> he just stole the bike
11:00 <aam> He onleh pays for bikes some paydays
12:00 <aam> "every day he spent with her, was a PAYDAY"
19:00 <aam> L83RZ
24:00 <British^Meat> Excessive sux
28:00 <TheRon> and the mmbops gone, the mmbop's not there
33:00 <TheRon> goo goo dolls - name
36:00 <TheRon> how about them breasts?
43:00 <TheRon> steven_:  you may as well leave no bastard is chatting
43:00 <steven_> :(
44:00 <steven_> just the norm
45:00 <TheRon> bad hey
48:00 <steven_> everyone will talk when christopher is here 
48:00 <TheRon> today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
49:00 <steven_> sweet
49:00 <steven_> cant wait
50:00 <steven_> hiiiii clara24 !
52:00 <TheRon> clara24: do you come with the car?
53:00 <clara24> Oh you. tee hee.
53:00 <steven_> kekeek~
54:00 <TheRon> mr jones and me tell eachother fairytales
54:00 <steven_> mr jon jones?
54:00 <TheRon> no
54:00 <TheRon> who?
54:00 <steven_> hi Bonny
55:00 <Bonny> hello
55:00 <steven_> whats up?
55:00 <Bonny> not much
55:00 <steven_> aww yeah
55:00 <steven_> busy day ?
56:00 <Bonny> nup
56:00 <steven_> sounds like a good day
56:00 <TheRon> on the couch?
57:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/jw7shuF.jpg
57:00 <TheRon> the coutdown is on for the bali 9 blokes
57:00 <steven_> gayyyy
58:00 <TheRon> drugs are bad
58:00 <steven_> mmmKAY
58:00 <TheRon> drugs are evil they're the work of the devil
59:00 <steven_> a chemist is a drugstore?
00:00 <Bonny> in america they call it drugstore
00:00 <Bonny> while we call chemist or pharmacist
01:00 <steven_> y'all wanna go to the drugstore, yo
01:00 <Bonny> lol
01:00 <TheRon> america is so backwards like hicksville
01:00 <Bonny> yup
01:00 <steven_> i like how they say. 'you so stuuuuuupid'
02:00 <Student> american presidents complete there tenure, unlike the australian govt officials
02:00 <TheRon> they can't even get the grammar right
03:00 <steven_> if you speak to an american on a gaming console, they will call you british
04:00 <Student> similarities in union jack and australian national flag
05:00 <TheRon> Student: you are so insightful
06:00 <Student> better position to weight something, when one knows their positives and negatives
16:00 <TheRon> hootie and the blowfish - hold my hand
17:00 <TheRon> gallipoli good last night?
19:00 <TheRon> much tit?
21:00 <TheRon> spag bol for tea tonight
22:00 <steven_> with a garlic bread ?
22:00 <steven_> ;)
23:00 <TheRon> yes!
23:00 <steven_> the best
23:00 <TheRon> appale and cinnamon pancakes for dessert
23:00 <TheRon> shrove tuesday
23:00 <steven_> had pancakes sunday morning..........
24:00 <steven_> let them go cold then just butter
24:00 <steven_> also the best!
24:00 <TheRon> butter is the best
24:00 <TheRon> it's all natural
25:00 <TheRon> i don't like i can't believe it';s not better
25:00 <steven_> never tried it
27:00 <StrykerX> NO
27:00 <StrykerX> YES
27:00 <StrykerX> Meeeeehbye
27:00 <StrykerX> -y
29:00 <TheRon> this is a story of a girl, who cried a whole river and drowned the whole world
44:00 <TheRon> that scott`  he's a dick!
44:00 <TheRon> south park reference
45:00 <Student> bored male
46:00 <TheRon> me too!
46:00 <Student> only you :)
55:00 <TheRon> i'll be there for you, these five words i swear toyou
56:00 <nate> therons endless love
57:00 <TheRon> my love my love my love
11:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuYrRebvFHc
11:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Baywatch Intro Views: 7,553,859   Uploaded:  Jul 30, 2006 Duration: 1 Minutes 58 Seconds 
29:00 <couleurs> sprechen sie deutsch hey babby whale
30:00 <couleurs> HaPPy CHiNa's NeW YeArS EvEryBoDey
46:00 <faux> Oh ok
47:00 <couleurs> np
47:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/TTPCljq.jpg
50:00 <Christopher> good evening faux
50:00 <Christopher> hey milk
50:00 <Christopher> drunk yet
51:00 <milk> nah, just got injected with rubella again
51:00 <Christopher> ?
51:00 <milk> well I was having a great time
51:00 <milk> then the arabs attacked me
53:00 <Christopher> german measles?
53:00 <Christopher> what u going on about
53:00 <milk> sorry Christopher, we can't be friends anymore
54:00 <Christopher> oh cause why
54:00 <Christopher> u dont come here
54:00 <Christopher> so whats diff just chating
55:00 <Christopher> friend would be someone i see
56:00 <Christopher> aqquaintence
57:00 <milk> fuck off junkie
57:00 <Christopher> what i am a junkie now
57:00 <aam> Soup
57:00 <Christopher> u just got injected
57:00 <Christopher> ive never injected drugs
58:00 <Christopher> so i am not a junkie
58:00 <Christopher> get it right 
58:00 <[Maverick]> oi milk 
59:00 <[Maverick]> settle down 
59:00 <nate> hehe sideways! fully sick
00:00 <milk> well the cease fire has been broken
02:00 <milk> what did the arab say to god?
02:00 <Christopher> he didnt
02:00 <[Maverick]> nothing. 
02:00 <milk> allah ul akbar
03:00 <milk> hey Christopher, wanna buy some smack mate?
04:00 <couleurs> epic bans
04:00 <Christopher> im proud to say ive never done smack
05:00 <Christopher> not that stupid
05:00 <[Maverick]> moving on 
05:00 <[Maverick]> how are we all? 
05:00 <Christopher> allright
05:00 <Christopher> u
05:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah not bad bud 
05:00 <Christopher> had dinner yet?
05:00 <[Maverick]> how's ya day been? 
05:00 <Christopher> did shopping got smokes
05:00 <[Maverick]> nah not yet mate.. got someone comng around. 
05:00 <[Maverick]> ahh cool 
05:00 <Christopher> flea treated my cat
05:00 <couleurs> Good Day.
06:00 <Christopher> no long out shower
06:00 <[Maverick]> How is little socks doing? 
06:00 <Christopher> not
06:00 <Christopher> ok
06:00 <Christopher> asleep on my washing
06:00 <Christopher> if i sleepin she chews on my goatie to wake me up sometimes
07:00 <[Maverick]> haha yeah, I was having a nap earlier today... damn cat decided to meow in my earhole 
07:00 <[Maverick]> How you doing couleurs? 
08:00 <couleurs> tired
08:00 <[Maverick]> long day? 
08:00 <couleurs> yeas
09:00 <Christopher> kewl dinners cooked
09:00 <Christopher> but i eat in in like half an hour
09:00 <[Maverick]> nice, what ya having? 
09:00 <Christopher> just pies and chips
09:00 <couleurs> Bacon n Eggs Dear!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <Christopher> nah i have that to much
10:00 <couleurs> Prizza!!!!!!!!
10:00 <Christopher> might get that tomoroow
12:00 <Christopher> i suffer from falling in love on psychedelics
12:00 <Christopher> so its fake love
12:00 <couleurs> Chris Ventura: Pot Detective 
13:00 <Christopher> i really dont give a shit if i am alone
13:00 <couleurs> =)
13:00 <Christopher> better off these days
14:00 <ooomp> couleurs :)
15:00 <[Maverick]> ooomp
15:00 <ooomp> Hello
15:00 <couleurs> hi poomp
15:00 <British^Meat> im going troll in 3..
15:00 <British^Meat> 2..
16:00 <British^Meat> 1..
16:00 <British^Meat> just kidding, that was the actual troll
16:00 <British^Meat> that i was going to troll
16:00 <ooomp> Fail.
16:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
17:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qMtsir0l9k
17:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT Views: 286,606   Uploaded: Published on Jul 23, 2012 Duration: 30 Minutes 1 Seconds 
17:00 <Christopher> speak of trolls his a picture of one
17:00 <Christopher> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10176033_1464713780430732_4324640421654171316_n.jpg?oh=d9f352a562f589c8c97fa737c9a3f62e&oe=5554F30C&__gda__=1431897436_a4809b7acc75c323d92e35f1f9edf844
17:00 <Christopher> heres
20:00 <Christopher> heres is a cat going for its dinner
20:00 <Christopher> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1555524_1430078033894307_1488907831_n.jpg?oh=4d7b6135ceb784d43b25b39d474da7f8&oe=5586ADE8
22:00 <Christopher> heres the king of world wide web
22:00 <Christopher> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1779291_1434995753402535_1512563856_n.jpg?oh=4f82d891901838232728547a677e1f40&oe=554CA0B0&__gda__=1432209259_97576406d40d547bf4b2a8d3bdc0e095
22:00 <nate> is it you chris?
22:00 <Christopher> nah
22:00 <Christopher> its ascii
24:00 <Christopher> this ones fitting
24:00 <Christopher> being the year of the goat
24:00 <Christopher> and i was born year of goat
24:00 <Christopher> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10636205_1557877311114378_7208400545832060442_n.jpg?oh=ea96c217e39556fc953f4a41fb4cfb32&oe=5551E398&__gda__=1431807905_40a26e8f18d915ebccce1e855edb355d
25:00 <couleurs> fantastique elstatique
26:00 <Christopher> ive drawn at least 100
26:00 <Christopher> or someshit
26:00 <couleurs> austnet's artiste 
26:00 <Christopher> i make techno too
26:00 <Christopher> so i am creative
26:00 <couleurs> too creative
27:00 <Christopher> couleurs maybe so
28:00 <Christopher> my computer is too slow atm 
28:00 <Christopher> so i can be fully creative
28:00 <Christopher> cant
28:00 <Christopher> hi DragonMaster
34:00 <Christopher> i find this photo funny cause i heard it first time when i was trippin on lsd for 2nd time ever
34:00 <Christopher> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/983832_1577008065867969_1580746797202372553_n.jpg?oh=36268230957fbad51d1ee47d23ea5342&oe=5593F2E5&__gda__=1435893374_bbc05643effea15add26041cf884f128
34:00 <Christopher> then the guy got hit on head with the bong
35:00 <Christopher> and then ppl started running after each other
37:00 <Christopher> once i smoked out of a 4foot long bong
37:00 <Christopher> i had been drinking
37:00 <Christopher> so i chucked 5 mins later
38:00 <ooomp> Quiet in here tonight..
38:00 <Christopher> not really if u dont have me on ignore
41:00 <StrykerX> Christopher, nobody cares about 30 min ago mate
41:00 <StrykerX> Seriously
41:00 <Christopher> what
41:00 <StrykerX>  <Christopher> once i smoked out of a 4foot long bong
41:00 <Christopher> it wasnt 30mins ago
41:00 <ooomp> Lol
42:00 <Christopher> it was 15 years ago
42:00 <Christopher> or someshit
43:00 <nate> chris gets smoking hot women 2
43:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
46:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!
46:00 <Christopher> give me one and i will
47:00 <Christopher> i dont know what to get xbox1
47:00 <Christopher> or ps4
48:00 <Christopher> can probably get modchip one day for xbox1
48:00 <Christopher> doubt ps4 
49:00 <couleurs> fuk u
49:00 <Christopher> nah no thanx
51:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <Christopher> ops
51:00 <Christopher> silly
51:00 <couleurs> :)
51:00 <nate> lol
53:00 <couleurs> now that's what i call a ip6+ orgygasnm
55:00 <[Maverick]> lol couleurs
59:00 <StrykerX> Ping?
59:00 <ooomp> Pong.
59:00 <StrykerX> Sweet
59:00 <StrykerX> Thought I dropped
00:00 <StrykerX> Using a new bnc
05:00 <Loof> yawn
10:00 <couleurs> stupid sexy ooomp
11:00 <nate> that how u like them couleurs?:)
11:00 <Skirmish> Oh hai DemonsRun! 
11:00 <couleurs> :)
12:00 <DemonsRun> Hai BB.
12:00 <DemonsRun> Run me a bath?
12:00 <couleurs> y would any1 run with a bath 4 lol
12:00 <Skirmish> Just got out of the shower. Sitting here with an ear bud hanging out my left ear whilst I type lol
13:00 <nate> selfie time!
14:00 <DemonsRun> That's not an answer to my question lol
15:00 <stebie> LOL @ central coast
16:00 <Skirmish> What's happening on the central coast? 
16:00 <stebie> hi Serebii, welcome
16:00 <[Maverick]> stebie :o 
16:00 <stebie> Skirmish, soccer, mis-kick, own goal
16:00 <stebie> massive mis-kick
16:00 <Serebii> stebie, good evening sir! thank you :)
17:00 <Skirmish> stebie: ah soccer. 
17:00 <stebie> Serebii, how are we travelling?
17:00 <stebie> Skirmish, indeed, it's great
17:00 <Skirmish> I've never really got into it. Too many early mornings taking my son during winter I think. 
18:00 <couleurs> y do u only watch bad a-league 4 stebie 
18:00 <stebie> it's the best sport eva
18:00 <stebie> couleurs, it's not a-league
18:00 <couleurs> a league
18:00 <stebie> afc champions league
18:00 <stebie> harhar
18:00 <stebie> z league
18:00 <couleurs> just watch real champiens league
19:00 <stebie> wow, consolation goal
19:00 <stebie> couleurs, i could, but at what time... :\
19:00 <Serebii> stebie, too fast sometimes, but cruising overall atm
20:00 <couleurs> i'm a consolation goal
20:00 <stebie> Serebii, excellent!
20:00 <stebie> couleurs, you are
20:00 <couleurs> 6:30am tomorrow mornings
20:00 <couleurs> SBS HD
21:00 <couleurs> psg vs chelsea
21:00 <couleurs> and then teh next morning again
21:00 <stebie> bugger that, got work man
21:00 <couleurs> get a pvr!!!!!!!!
21:00 <Serebii> stebie, and what about you sir? how is life treating you?
21:00 <stebie> ah, sbs? i can do that!
21:00 <couleurs> i record and watch l8er
21:00 <Serebii> and are you still tall? ;)
21:00 <couleurs> or downloadeds
22:00 <stebie> Serebii, life is grand!
22:00 <stebie> unfortunately so, Serebii ,_,
23:00 <ZapbuzZ> i saw something very erotic today
23:00 <ZapbuzZ> well, i feel like a pervebert but it was by accident
24:00 <ZapbuzZ> there again, i don t think anyone wants to know
24:00 <Serebii> stebie, its nothing you should be sad about unless you live in The Shire
25:00 <Serebii> would you or anyone on here know about vinyl music?
25:00 <Serebii> considering starting a collection
25:00 <stebie> i do not, i'm sorry
25:00 <stebie> g'day doc
25:00 <doctor> gday stebsteb
25:00 <couleurs> vinyl music!!!!!!!!
25:00 <Serenity> woah Serebii
25:00 <stebie> sorry, g'day [Maverick]
25:00 <Skirmish> Doktor
26:00 <Serebii> Serenity, woah hey!
26:00 <couleurs> i have like 120 or so of those
26:00 <Serenity> hey
26:00 <doctor> gday Skirmish
26:00 <[Maverick]> lol 
26:00 <[Maverick]> stebie
26:00 <[Maverick]> bit slow on the uptake 
26:00 <stebie> i got lost in the moment
26:00 <stebie> !!
26:00 <Zade> you need a pair of technics sl 1200 first of all Serebii
28:00 <Serebii> couleurs, theres a whole section at JB hifi and the music/sound elitists at work talk about vinyl all the time
28:00 <couleurs> yes, the bourke st one is ok
29:00 <couleurs> polyester in fitzroy is probably the best though
30:00 <Serebii> Zade, a turn table to play them?
31:00 <Serebii> couleurs, i just feel like its a fad, like how some underground bands are only bringing their music out on cassette instead of cds
31:00 <Zade> yep Serebii
32:00 <British^Meat> lol relly?
32:00 <British^Meat> records i could see
32:00 <British^Meat> tapes?
32:00 <British^Meat> crikey
32:00 <couleurs> no fad, vinyl sales are up every year
32:00 <Serenity> nah i dont think its a fad tbh its been happening for years
32:00 <British^Meat> imagine if they did that with movies
32:00 <Serenity> people want vinyl
33:00 <Serebii> British^Meat, yeah, hipsters will be hipsters
33:00 <couleurs> vinyl sounds the best 2
33:00 <Serenity> people want vinyl for the sound quality
34:00 <couleurs> also artwork and special editions
34:00 <couleurs> some can be limited to 1,000 worldwide
34:00 <Serebii> i think only buying some of my fav albums on vinyl would be worth it
34:00 <couleurs> or less
35:00 <Serebii> as i dont see myself sitting around the living room just listening to an album
35:00 <Serebii> atm, its always rush rush
35:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmm good point
35:00 <ZapbuzZ> hey fuckhead stop stalking my house
35:00 <Serebii> and music is for the gym and car
35:00 <bee_girl> @_@
35:00 <couleurs> wb b_g 
35:00 <British^Meat> i only really listen to albums inthe car, even then its 5 at a time, all on shuffle
35:00 <Serenity> whattt
36:00 <British^Meat> at home its just shuffle evrything
36:00 <Serenity> music is for every where!
37:00 <British^Meat> lol
37:00 <British^Meat> u need to add maaaaaaaaaaannnnnn on the end of that sentance
38:00 <Serebii> this will be my first vinyl purchase if i decide to purchase a player
38:00 <Serebii> http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9y2l1mQDV1qgyo7a.jpg
38:00 <Serenity> hahah
38:00 <Serebii> :)
41:00 <picard> Hi
41:00 <Serebii> heres trouble
41:00 <stebie> trouble? it's the lovable picard
41:00 <nate> yeah where is doodle
41:00 <nate> is he on a kitkat
41:00 <Serebii> hi Andy
42:00 <picard> Serebii: is my lover
42:00 <stebie> lucky you picard
42:00 <picard> How are u Kel?
43:00 <picard> It's pleasant here tonight 😄
43:00 <Serebii> picard, kyrie eleison!
43:00 <nate> mount pleasant street
43:00 <picard> Serebii?
43:00 <Serebii> picard, excellent, apart from sore shoulders
43:00 <nate> u been liftin bra!
44:00 <Serebii> picard, it means lord have mercy
44:00 <picard> Would u like a massage?
44:00 <picard> There is no god
45:00 <Serebii> nate, ive fallen asleep on the couch twice in 2 nights
45:00 <Serebii> not the best of sleeps
45:00 <picard> Katherine Heigl is sexy
45:00 <nate> yucko i dunno how people do it
45:00 <nate> i tried it recently got a sore neck
45:00 <nate> lol
46:00 <Serebii> nate, i need to remove myself from social media, youtube and everything else
46:00 <Serebii> i think id get a better nights sleep then :)
46:00 <Serebii> and also mirc
46:00 <picard> Y
47:00 <Serebii> but its not like i frequent here often ;)
47:00 <picard> We miss u
47:00 <Serebii> picard, what new drama have i missed?
47:00 <picard> None
47:00 <picard> We all get along fine
47:00 <picard> One big happy family
48:00 <Skirmish> ^ as above. 
48:00 <Skirmish> Everything is wonderba. 
48:00 <nate> Serebii how do u access the net
48:00 <Serebii> time to start some?
48:00 <picard> Skirmish: is like a son to me
48:00 <nate> u dont have a phone in bed with u do ya:)
49:00 <Serebii> nate, ipad, phone, laptop
49:00 <Skirmish> picard is like a step dad to me because he's bald and I will never lose my hair. 
49:00 <nate> lol
49:00 <picard> Lol
49:00 <picard> Balding genes come for the mothers side
49:00 <Serebii> what ever happened to the carpet guy and his step son?
50:00 <Serebii> i think they were at it every night the last time i logged on
50:00 <picard> Chucky, was arrested
50:00 <picard> Wtf
50:00 <stebie> lol
50:00 <picard> Guys kissing on TV, I feel sick
50:00 <nate> yay 4 men!
50:00 <picard> Eeeewwww
50:00 <picard> Kissing is gross
50:00 <couleurs> *muahs*
51:00 <Serenity> so dont look
51:00 <Serebii> picard, why was he arrested?
51:00 <Serebii> did kibblz return from the USA?
51:00 <nate> yeah picard dont look, stare:)
51:00 <picard> Don't get me wrong, I could watch a clock in arse but kissing just doesn't do it for me
51:00 <Serebii> has amsy moved back to Australia?
51:00 <stebie> lol picard :/
51:00 <nate> yup amsy moved in with me
51:00 <picard> Serebii:  enough with the questions
51:00 <nate> poor girl
52:00 <picard> stebie?
52:00 <stebie> picard!
52:00 <nate> i have tim tams picard
52:00 <couleurs> lucky nate!!!!!!!!
53:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UYLiE3uarI
53:00 <picard> U don't like cock in arse?
53:00 <nate> trouble maker!
53:00 <stebie> no
53:00 <nate> amv
53:00 <nate> stebie likes anything i say he likes
53:00 <nate> eg picard
53:00 <picard> Lol
53:00 <nate> WoopWOOp
53:00 <picard> Stebie is alright, I like him
54:00 <nate> stebie 1 out of 100 not bad!
54:00 <picard> He rates higher then that
54:00 <nate> do tell
54:00 <nate> whats some of his good trates
55:00 <nate> chill bangin?
55:00 <nate> :D~
55:00 <picard> Hush u
55:00 <nate> ohh i like that song
55:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BBsF7VIQyo
55:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Pussycat Dolls - Hush Hush; Hush Hush Views: 66,298,173   Uploaded:  Nov 24, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 14 Seconds 
56:00 <picard> Woo hooo accommodation in New Zealand is now booked 😜
56:00 <nate> picard dance with me
56:00 <picard> No
56:00 <nate> picard!
56:00 <picard> Suck my ba
56:00 <picard> lls
56:00 <nate> keyboard error!
56:00 <nate> haha
56:00 <picard> Yes
56:00 <picard> Lol
56:00 <nate> u wanted it that much, u got nervous
57:00 <picard> Premature ejaculatio
57:00 <picard> N
57:00 <nate> ejaculatio spanish ;l
57:00 <nate> picard u like the cricket maaate?
57:00 <nate> whos gonna win the world cup?
59:00 <doctor> gisakis
59:00 <bee_girl> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-02-17/man-with-chainsaw-wound-loses-drink-driving-appeal/6128668
00:00 <couleurs> cool
00:00 <faux> ah yep
01:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: And so he should have. 
01:00 <nate> yea bee girl, sounds like he was being very dangerous
02:00 <faux> Oh skirmish is back
02:00 <Serenity> FOWZ
02:00 <faux> Were u being naughty 
02:00 <faux> O HAI SEX
02:00 <couleurs> i'm dangerous 8)
02:00 <nate> im gonna cut my leg and go drink driving doing some skids ;l
02:00 <faux> loll sez*
02:00 <Skirmish> I was attacking everyone faux. EVERYONE. 
02:00 <Serenity> haha
02:00 <faux> you are a shut stirrer though 
02:00 <Serebii> wtf, its faux!
02:00 <Serenity> how are you
02:00 <faux> Shut stirrer bru
02:00 <faux> I'm OK but not really 
02:00 <Skirmish> faux: Am I the only person guilty of being a shit stirrer? 
02:00 <nate> get the faux outta here, i could say that line all day:)
03:00 <Serenity> Skirmish is the biggest shit stirrer here lol hes just smarter than mayo who can only manage LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL
03:00 <faux> I haven't stopped coughing all day
03:00 <faux> My throat is so itchy I want to die
03:00 <nate> Skirmish u just got lumped in with the mayo!!!! get mad
03:00 <Skirmish> Come on don't pretend that you aren't all shit stirrers too! 
03:00 <faux> Eh
03:00 <faux> I wouldn't say I'm as bad as you soz
04:00 <nate> faux step up your game son
04:00 <Skirmish> lol 
04:00 <nate> haha:)
04:00 <faux> son :'(
04:00 <nate> sista?
04:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is this guy rofl
04:00 <nate> uncle?
05:00 <Serenity> uncle fowz
05:00 <faux> Wtf
05:00 <Skirmish> That's not the answer to the question. I don't attack EVERYONE, and I am no more guilty of being a shit stirrer as you faux, Serenity, [Maverick] or anyone else here lol
05:00 <doctor> fellow compatriots
05:00 <faux> I just blocked shadowlrker on Skype cos I thought he was another annoying paul
05:00 <Serenity> let it gooooooo let it goooooo
05:00 <faux> Then I saw his pic and was like oops
05:00 <picard> Skirmish: you are a little condescending
05:00 <faux> Unblock
05:00 <[Maverick]> mention again Skirmish and the ban will be longer. 
05:00 <[Maverick]> :) 
05:00 <nate> Skirmish i enjoy your company especially late at night
05:00 <doctor> only certain people skirmish stirs. he's cool with me
05:00 <nate> oohh yeah!
05:00 <Skirmish> [Maverick]: Ok B1. 
05:00 <Serenity> calm down [Maverick] lol
06:00 <nate> BRING BACK THE B1 petition!
06:00 <stebie> eaaaasy tiger
06:00 <Serenity> poor b1
06:00 <Serenity> hes gonna think he can come back tonight
06:00 <Serenity> and he cant rofl
06:00 <nate> B1 BOMBER 
06:00 <Skirmish> We don't need B1 back. [Maverick] with ops is filly the niche nicely. 
06:00 <picard> Fuck b1
06:00 <Skirmish> filling*
06:00 <faux> Why is simby still %
06:00 <faux> Lame
06:00 <nate> picard if u like him that much ;O
06:00 <[Maverick]> how Skirmish? 
06:00 <picard> No thanks Nate
06:00 <Serenity> hes not faux
06:00 <Serenity> he just choses not to be @
06:00 <nate> simba is the best white lion eva!
06:00 <faux> He is for me
06:00 <faux> Ohhhh
06:00 <Skirmish> I'm not going to get into it with you Mav.
06:00 <faux> I get you
06:00 <faux> Lol
06:00 <faux> My bad
06:00 <Serenity> hes a full op haha
07:00 <nate> i would ride him all over wow easy
07:00 <nate> lets go simba!
07:00 <Serenity> get into it in pm ladies
07:00 <faux> He liked being handcuffed
07:00 <faux> Likes
07:00 <picard> Simba lol
07:00 <nate> hi mr UFO beehhh welcome goodlookah
07:00 <Serenity> simba just likes to be different
07:00 <nate> beehhh what do aliens really look like
07:00 <faux> I need a snack
07:00 <faux> Grapes pls
07:00 <Serenity> omg
08:00 <beehhh> should i cut the ribbon for you now, nate
08:00 <Serenity> i hate the best fucking white grapes the other day
08:00 <nate> faux what grapes u like babe?
08:00 <nate> white grapes so racist:)
08:00 <faux> I bought a kilo, half red half green
08:00 <faux> No seeds ty
08:00 <nate> what are white grapes?
08:00 <nate> i have never had them!
08:00 <picard> Thompson seedless
08:00 <faux> Yeah idk
08:00 <faux> What are white grapes sez
08:00 <picard> Menindee seedles are ok
09:00 <beehhh> dont make me laugh, im gargaling with listerine
09:00 <faux> tulibu dibu douchoooo
09:00 <picard> They are both white
09:00 <faux> WHITEFELLA
09:00 <faux> did u see the SBS article 
09:00 <nate> google will save me
09:00 <faux> About the abo that complained to housing 
09:00 <picard> No
09:00 <beehhh> hi tabuli
09:00 <Serenity> theyre green. bnut theyre called white grapes..
09:00 <faux> After receiving a pamphlet that tells them how to clean the "whitefella way"
09:00 <faux> llllllol
09:00 <faux> Ohhh
10:00 <faux> Like white zucchini 
10:00 <faux> Is green
10:00 <faux> But yes
10:00 <Serenity> yes
10:00 <faux> I get you
10:00 <nate> so white grapes are just related to the after product of white wine?
10:00 <Serenity> probably
10:00 <faux> that's so weirf
10:00 <faux> D
10:00 <Serenity> but anyway they were like so juicy and firm and you bit into them and they went PSHHH
10:00 <Serenity> and tasted amazing
10:00 <British^Meat> lol, white grapes justa rent the red ones
10:00 <British^Meat> u silly silly man
10:00 <picard> Where did they come from?
10:00 <beehhh> i heard they are going to cancel your dad's citizenship on the national radio
10:00 <Serenity> farmers market
11:00 <faux> I got crimson and menindee
11:00 <nate> beehhh can they do that?
11:00 <picard> Lol
11:00 <picard> Where were they grown!
11:00 <faux> I love that sez
11:00 <Serenity> i dont fucking know
11:00 <faux> I hate soggy grapes
11:00 <Serenity> im not the farmer
11:00 <beehhh> i have no idea, they never gave me anything
11:00 <faux> Also frozen grapes
11:00 <beehhh> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rosH55kDBZU/TDX8MCzRnqI/AAAAAAAABYg/mnbb7tTzk70/s1600/IMG_1021_2.JPG
11:00 <faux> Are the best snack when its hot
11:00 <nate> midnight grapes boom!
11:00 <Serenity> im never eating anyting frozen again
11:00 <faux> Mmm
11:00 <Serenity> rofl
11:00 <picard> Most palaces tell u where
11:00 <faux> Lol put them in there yourself
11:00 <beehhh> frozen berries
11:00 <faux> And don't buy them from China.
12:00 <Serenity> poo berries
12:00 <faux> I need to poop rn
12:00 <beehhh> i had dumpling's soup with bbq shrimps
12:00 <faux> I've been clenching for 10 mins cos I'm too lazy to move 
12:00 <faux> :')
12:00 <nate> probably grew them in human feces
12:00 <nate> :D~
12:00 <Serenity> rofl faux
12:00 <stebie> <3 dumplings
12:00 <beehhh> nate england has snow
13:00 <nate> beehhh get the fork over there and have a spooing good time
13:00 <nate> spooning:)
13:00 <nate> spooing omfg:)
13:00 <faux> I'm watching gossip girl
13:00 <faux> Don't judge me
13:00 <picard> Yuk
13:00 <nate> faux get some tips for me
13:00 <beehhh> batman spoof
13:00 <nate> what do girls really want
13:00 <aam> "I don't wanna be with nobody but you"
13:00 <faux> Idk
13:00 <faux> I'm not a girl
13:00 <beehhh> they want the money
13:00 <beehhh> and the cock
13:00 <nate> faux u can be my girl anytime
14:00 <nate> so cock wrapped in money for the win?
14:00 <Skirmish> I always do. 
14:00 <Skirmish> Thanks. 
14:00 <beehhh> in my campus most employees are woman
14:00 <nate> u like shoes beehhh?
15:00 <beehhh> no i wear thongs
15:00 <nate> run around with ya sexy calves
15:00 <nate> showin off ya thongs
15:00 <beehhh> i dont like wearing undies either, boxer shorts only
15:00 <Skirmish> stebie: I don't care what the others say about you. You're a lovely chap. 
15:00 <nate> if i wore boxer shorts i'd be kicking my testicals around
16:00 <nate> KICK!
16:00 <faux> Ahh relief
16:00 <faux> Pllp
16:00 <nate> SPOOF
16:00 <picard> Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
16:00 <stebie> Skirmish, thank you for the lovely compliment, sir
17:00 <beehhh> brb spewing the gargled water
17:00 <stebie> beehhh, thanks, keep us posted
18:00 <beehhh> alrighty i will
18:00 <nate> beehhh what else u doin?
18:00 <nate> twitter feed us
18:00 <beehhh> going to take a hot towel face wash with rose water
18:00 <nate> awesome
19:00 <stebie> sounds soothing
19:00 <beehhh> i had lunch with norell shes a poor girl but we love each other
20:00 <picard> Fucker
22:00 <Taco> uve got an ipud eh
23:00 <nate> fuck that norell is sexy
23:00 <nate> marriage material!
23:00 <Taco> she has a big dick too
23:00 <faux> Speaking of big dicks
23:00 <faux> I bought continental cucumbers 
24:00 <faux> They're like 40cm
24:00 <nate> faux sure u arent a girl?
24:00 <nate> :D~
24:00 <beehhh> after seeing my old photos with other transexual from my phone she wants me to go back to australia, but either of us got no money and she doesnt know i was deported once
25:00 <nate> love happens beehhh
25:00 <nate> go fer it!
25:00 <aam> Mah fckn paint job was maaaaaad
25:00 <Taco> cucumbers != dicks
25:00 <beehhh> if you love me you should wait
26:00 <Taco> con the fruiterer is not impressed
26:00 <faux> lol Nate
26:00 <nate> i spend my time, thinkin bou beehhh im really missin missin you
26:00 <picard> Faux did u fuck the cucumber
26:00 <beehhh> brb putting lotion on my face
27:00 <faux> gross
27:00 <nate> wow beehhh really takes care of himself
27:00 <nate> ladies watch out!
27:00 <picard> Well u did compare it to a cock
27:00 <beehhh> yeah nate its been almost 9 years last i have there but i dream of you every single night
27:00 <faux> Lots of things compare to dicks doesn't mean I'm gonna fuck them yikes
27:00 <picard> Lol
28:00 <nate> nightmares!
28:00 <beehhh> sort of when i see folks are out of control
28:00 <nate> nothing compares to beehhhs smooth face
28:00 <aam> "I'll stand by you"
28:00 <faux> Nate are you gay
28:00 <nate> beehhh tell me what aliens look like!
28:00 <beehhh> http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2290/2468001132_cfd71952d1_m.jpg
29:00 <nate> if i had some cucumbers i would be gay!
29:00 <Bonny> he can be anything he wants to be on irc
29:00 <picard> beehhh: is that u?
29:00 <nate> i dont mind gays, but no im not gay
29:00 <nate> :P
29:00 <beehhh> nate you want tips?
29:00 <nate> yeah aliens!
29:00 <nate> ALIENS!
29:00 <beehhh> i didnt see them but the landing in germany seems real
30:00 <nate> describe an alien
30:00 <beehhh> im not gay, norell said transexuals are women
31:00 <Bonny> there are mail transexuals
31:00 <Bonny> male*
31:00 <beehhh> http://www.alwaysfresh.com.au/system/product/image2/0000/0108/thumb/NaturalPimento_StuffedOlive.png
31:00 <beehhh> they will mail you anything you want
31:00 <beehhh> delivered
31:00 <nate> pack yourself up beehhh
31:00 <picard> Night
31:00 <nate> come on down!
31:00 <buzzzzap> aye how do i kill a login when im not an op
32:00 <buzzzzap> by nick is in use
32:00 <beehhh> i will buddie
32:00 <nate> u type buzzzzap sucks
32:00 <Skirmish> buzzzzap: You can type /nickop kill nick password
32:00 <buzzzzap> wrong password 
32:00 <nate> Skirmish always here to help
32:00 <stebie> he's the best
33:00 <beehhh> nate cook chicken with olives and mixed herbs with japanese soy souce
33:00 <nate> beehhh u are awesome!
33:00 <Skirmish> I am not worthy!
33:00 <Bonny> buzzzzap you replace the word password to your password
33:00 <beehhh> I try to look after my peers
33:00 <nate> i know his password and its password
33:00 <nate> BOom!
33:00 <buzzzzap> 1ST I TRIED TO KILL IT SAID IM NOT AN OPERATOR LOL
33:00 <Bonny> lol
34:00 <buzzzzap> ty i have killed it
34:00 <nate> buzzzzap im coming over thats it
34:00 <Skirmish> did you type chanop instead of nickop? Not sure if that makes a difference. 
34:00 <beehhh> i have a question? what app should you use to backup all the contacts on the cloud, so when your smartfone goes missing!
34:00 <Bonny> it does
34:00 <stebie> he must have done /kill
34:00 <stebie> that would require oper privileges
34:00 <beehhh> any suggestion?
34:00 <Bonny> yup
34:00 <nate> did u lose your white man phone beehhh?
35:00 <nate> u think u will lose it?
35:00 <beehhh> i got a samsung grand prime, the sony has a network lock she sold to some chinese dude
35:00 <nate> drunk one night!! gone
35:00 <beehhh> easy to lose phones
35:00 <Bonny> what's the bed that buzzzzap disconnected to change his nick? lol
35:00 <beehhh> what app waht app
35:00 <Bonny> bet*
36:00 <beehhh> to backup all contacts and data?
36:00 <nate> beehhh i have no idea sexy legs
36:00 <Taco> Store contacts in Google Contacts
36:00 <Taco> backup not required
36:00 <Skirmish> lol I remember when I was new to austnet. 
36:00 <Skirmish> So clueless. 
36:00 <beehhh> i dont lick pussy that horrible n smelly
37:00 <Taco> beehhh, would you lick pussy if norell got one?
37:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqV7DB8Iwg
37:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get It Started Views: 56,296,238   Uploaded:  Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 50 Seconds 
37:00 <beehhh> no
37:00 <nate> lets get it started in beehhhs contact list!
37:00 <beehhh> disgusteng
37:00 <nate> buzzzzap is a highly wanted nick
37:00 <buzzzzap> fuck you cunt
38:00 <nate> mabye later
38:00 <Skirmish> buzzzzap's ident is the same as a troll that often visits us here. 
38:00 <beehhh> whats the best app for 11Cloud 1backup?
38:00 <Skirmish> Not sure which one though. I never pay much attention to them.
38:00 <Bonny> buzzzzap all you needed to do is type /nick new nick
38:00 <beehhh> whats the best app for 11,7Cloud 1backup?
38:00 <nate> just use imagirlygirl!
38:00 <buzzzzap> it wont work kill confirms but is still logged in
38:00 <beehhh> ops
39:00 <nate> beehhh u can backup onto me, anytime:)
39:00 <simba> beehhh: Cloud Backup Express
39:00 <Taco> beehhh, Agl is a great cloud backup
39:00 <beehhh> let me write is down, looking for a pen
39:00 <nate> u got any nude pics on cloud beehhh?
39:00 <Skirmish> don't back up to the cloud beehhh. The world couldn't handle your nudes leaked to the world press. 
39:00 <buzzzzap> WTF
40:00 <Taco> sorry, AgI
40:00 <beehhh> is that one virus/hassle free?
40:00 <simba> what do you care about viruses tho
40:00 <buzzzzap> ok i'm confused i think my chat client has been hacked
40:00 <simba> ur computer is fine with viruses theyre like the common cold
41:00 <beehhh> i can suggest you guys a great app but my phone is charging now
41:00 <Taco> exposing yourself to infection makes you stronger, thats why I have 50 toolbars in IE
41:00 <beehhh> is best for listeing news on the run
41:00 <buzzzzap> so u found my password
42:00 <nate> buzzzzap are u a goblin:)
42:00 <Bonny> buzzzzap what client are you using?
43:00 <nate> hes using imagoblin xchat
43:00 <Bonny> that's linux eh?
43:00 <Bonny> lol
43:00 <Bonny> never heard of it b4
44:00 <Skirmish> buzzzap is one of mayo/plivents mates if not one of them. 
44:00 <beehhh> http://cdn2.gsmarena.com/vv/pics/samsung/samsung-galaxy-gran-prime-duos-tv-sm-g530bt-2.jpg
44:00 <Bonny> he doesn't seem to be too bright
44:00 <nate> beehhh u ok there softy?
45:00 <Bonny> he has 2 mircs open lol
45:00 <beehhh> cannot complain, she will be right cobba
45:00 <nate> have u had fish nibble at your dead skin beehhh?
46:00 <beehhh> only nibbles i had last time in australia were tasmanian salmon
47:00 <beehhh> malaysians love to eat chicken three to four times a day
48:00 <beehhh> chicken, rice and palm oil is their national food
49:00 <beehhh> see you tonight
49:00 <ZapbuzZ> found a chat process in the background and killed it it shouldnt had been there
49:00 <thestig> flashhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
50:00 <ZapbuzZ> leave me shit alone
50:00 <thestig> im all up in your grill
51:00 <aam> "I know there's somethin in the wake of your smile"
52:00 <ZapbuzZ> netherorless there was a process running i still killed it why didnt it kill?
52:00 <thestig> linux?
52:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like a porn related virus on your pc. 
52:00 <thestig> hey skirmish
52:00 <ZapbuzZ> i must have a crap client
53:00 <aam> \0 <3
53:00 <Skirmish> Hey thestig how goesit. 
53:00 <ZapbuzZ> nate are you a goblin?
53:00 <thestig> good thanks how is you? just having a bit of white port
54:00 <nate> yup a nob goblin!
54:00 <nate> ahhhahaha
54:00 <thestig> lol
54:00 <Skirmish> Just about to head to bed. 4am wake up. Enjoy your port. Until we meet again another time 
54:00 <thestig> have a good sleep!
54:00 <thestig> will do gulp gulp gulp
54:00 <Skirmish> Goodnight to all my irc frenz
54:00 <ZapbuzZ> i realise what happened im gonna try recxreate it to dismiss hacks or malware
54:00 <nate> Skirmish omy:)
55:00 <Skirmish> You're not an irc friend. Die. 
55:00 <Skirmish> *gone*
55:00 <nate> haha
56:00 <nate> my hump my hump my lovely big bump
57:00 <ZapbuzZ> my fault im ashamed i had client in background reconnecting whilst i killed it
57:00 <nate> yes Bonny picked it i think
57:00 <Bonny> yeah 2 clients open at the same time
58:00 <nate> mix your milk with my cocopops
58:00 <Bonny> lol
58:00 <thestig> lol
59:00 <nate> 2 many timtams overload!
59:00 <Bonny> hahaha
59:00 <thestig> im not wearing pants too hto
59:00 <thestig> hot
59:00 <nate> u know it stiggy
59:00 <ZapbuzZ> nate nate masturbate
59:00 <ZapbuzZ> haha
59:00 <nate> yes i do enjoy my porno
00:00 <thestig> brutal gangbangs
00:00 <nate> thats why i joined the football team :)
00:00 <ZapbuzZ> i suppose theres little wrong with that
01:00 <aam> Bbs
02:00 <ZapbuzZ> about the topic: i dont wear cunts :)
02:00 <ZapbuzZ> or ecunts
03:00 <ZapbuzZ> rules make me feel intimodated
03:00 <nate> u dont read?
04:00 <ZapbuzZ> cant ya just say don't breathe?
04:00 <nate> u'd be talented then
05:00 <ZapbuzZ> well
05:00 <nate> robot ZapbuzZ
05:00 <nate> 2 cliens at the same time no worries
05:00 <ZapbuzZ> you wish
05:00 <nate> clients:)
05:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4Bda6_usuc
05:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Black Eyed Peas - Don't Phunk With My Heart Views: 36,486,948   Uploaded:  Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 25 Seconds 
06:00 <nate> what music u like ZapbuzZ?
06:00 <nate> and do u wear a ufc t-shirt:)
06:00 <ZapbuzZ> yeah if u read above it says i left a client open in the taskbar whilst i thought someone logged in as i opened another client by mistake
06:00 <ZapbuzZ> killing myself as it reconnected
07:00 <nate> did u know that fake breasts can breast feed!
07:00 <ZapbuzZ> u have references to that claim?
08:00 <ZapbuzZ> i like lots of music
08:00 <ZapbuzZ> classics now im an older gent
09:00 <ZapbuzZ> \newer generations dont appreciate real instruments or singers
09:00 <nate> i dont mind if they make it with pots and pans as long as i like it:)
09:00 <ZapbuzZ> whats ufc?
09:00 <nate> ultimate fighting competition
10:00 <ZapbuzZ> can i have a t-shirt?
10:00 <nate> ;p
10:00 <ZapbuzZ> i be called f***ing c**t for sure
11:00 <ZapbuzZ> but then that'd mean i'm useful
11:00 <ZapbuzZ> i was mean today
12:00 <ZapbuzZ> i went to the supermarket and sat near the door
12:00 <nate> looking for change?
12:00 <ZapbuzZ> even though she was self concious a lady walked out into the breeze with a dress on she had no knickers on i saw her snapper
13:00 <ZapbuzZ> i felt ashamed
13:00 <ZapbuzZ> i looked at it and then met her eyes
13:00 <nate> lol
13:00 <nate> did u say nice poonani?
14:00 <ZapbuzZ> nah i didnt say anything cuz i actually wanted some
14:00 <ZapbuzZ> im ashamed i got caught looking
15:00 <ZapbuzZ> i dont like being obvious
15:00 <ZapbuzZ> next time i see her im just not looking :)
16:00 <ZapbuzZ> unless i have sunnies on lol
16:00 <nate> im sure chillbangin at the shops has impressed her
18:00 <ZapbuzZ> i think its happened before several years ago
18:00 <ZapbuzZ> least im not doing it deliberate like sitting there every day waiting
18:00 <ZapbuzZ> that'd be rude
18:00 <nate> ;p
19:00 <ZapbuzZ> maybe it was a reward for feeding the guide dogs haha
21:00 <ZapbuzZ> fml i need something less pathetic to talk about
22:00 <simba> https://scontent-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11002512_741895005908648_6980382472628854722_n.jpg?oh=c618cc58a3e96c13a82adb320405ff4e&oe=555114DA
23:00 <nate> simba the white lion is something good to talk about
23:00 <nate> simba how have u been!
23:00 <simba> good
24:00 <ZapbuzZ> actually if i had the chance she looked alright i'd prolly try impress her
26:00 <ZapbuzZ> hmmmm 
26:00 <faux> Fuck Blake lively is beautiful 
26:00 <ZapbuzZ> how to impress women
27:00 <faux> Don't talk tot hem
27:00 <nate> have a fat wallet
27:00 <Christopher> faux
27:00 <Christopher> :)
27:00 <Serenity> have a fat dick
28:00 <faux> Hello
28:00 <Christopher> hi 
29:00 <ZapbuzZ> well i dont think looking between the legs is gonna impress them 
29:00 <Serenity> well havig a small cock certainly wont
29:00 <Maurice> Lol
29:00 <nate> ZapbuzZ are u 17:)
29:00 <ZapbuzZ> no problems with size
29:00 <Maurice> But do you know how to use it
29:00 <Maurice> Most don't
30:00 <ZapbuzZ> nate i havent fornicated for 9 years of course im like a 17 yo
30:00 <Serenity> maurice knows how to use her cock
30:00 <nate> the truth hurts
30:00 <Maurice> I am an expert
30:00 <ZapbuzZ> just been in my own world
30:00 <Serenity> we is experts
30:00 <nate> just stick it up their bum!
32:00 <ZapbuzZ> theres nowhere to pick up here its a close small community and i cant fit in
33:00 <nate> ehh :D
33:00 <nate> where u do live zappy!
33:00 <ZapbuzZ> dont want to tbh
33:00 <nate> sorry do u
33:00 <ZapbuzZ> north east victoria
33:00 <nate> hunky farming type?
34:00 <nate> farmer wants a wife
34:00 <ZapbuzZ> i did work on a farm
34:00 <ZapbuzZ> nah its like a suburb here i live on an acre i rent
35:00 <nate> just go smash some weights, get a muscluar hottie:)
35:00 <DoC> LOL @ fat dick Serenity
35:00 <Serenity> :o
37:00 <ZapbuzZ> ive always wanted  some ladyfriend but im 37 and i havent found anything compatable in 9 years
38:00 <Serenity> k
45:00 <Taco> HOORAH!
45:00 <Taco> oh shit
46:00 <Maurice> Do you need compatibility to fuck?
46:00 <Taco> only if you're gay
46:00 <Serenity> fucking is fucking
47:00 <Taco> fucking is g8
47:00 <Maurice> Gate?
47:00 <Serenity> lolol
47:00 <Taco> ya y knot
56:00 <Saemon> hrrrmm
57:00 <Saemon> bastardly_one oh bastardly_one, where art thou bastardly_one
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