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00:05:00 <aam> Mmmmm poppy seed tea, no toothache
00:12:00 <aam> "I donno wat to do, I think I'm fallin for you"
00:14:00 <aam> "unchain my heaaaaart"
00:15:00 <aam> Unbreak*
00:15:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
00:16:00 <ZapbuzZ> must be easter soon look all the easter eggs are drifting in
00:16:00 <ZapbuzZ> i got a picture it says merry easter santa clause with easter eggs
00:17:00 <ZapbuzZ> cuz when christmas finishes its easter again
00:17:00 <ZapbuzZ> hmmmm
00:17:00 <aam> The northern hemisphere celebrration of new life after winter
00:17:00 <ZapbuzZ> need a merry mothers day
00:18:00 <aam> That's y the eggs
00:18:00 <ZapbuzZ> rabbits are dumb
00:18:00 <ZapbuzZ> so is red santa
00:18:00 <aam> Season of fertility and blossom
00:20:00 <ZapbuzZ> i dont get any
00:20:00 <Loof> yawn
00:20:00 <ZapbuzZ> mhmm i just realised i didnt take my meds
00:23:00 <ZapbuzZ> 30 minutes i'll be positive
00:23:00 <ZapbuzZ> sorta
00:23:00 <ZapbuzZ> hey #melbourne .... trust british paints?
00:23:00 <ZapbuzZ> hhahahahahaha
00:23:00 <aam> Ah rhcp under the bridge
00:24:00 <ZapbuzZ> wats rhcp
00:24:00 <ZapbuzZ> plz
00:24:00 <aam> Red hot chilly peppers
00:25:00 <ZapbuzZ> oh i remember them when i was a teen
00:25:00 <aam> I don't ever wanna feeeel
00:25:00 <aam> Like I did that day
00:25:00 <aam> U know......
00:26:00 <ZapbuzZ> is that a song?
00:26:00 <aam> He's a sleaze, goes on stage in his undies
00:27:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
00:27:00 <aam> U der the bridge is the song
00:27:00 <ZapbuzZ> under it in his undies
00:27:00 <ZapbuzZ> ugly kid joe likes going on stage in thermals looks rediculous
00:28:00 <ZapbuzZ> long johns is correct term for the clothing
00:30:00 <aam> The song under the bridge is abt him bein a junkie
00:30:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
00:30:00 <aam> Shootin up under the bridge
00:31:00 <aam> Read the lyrics n u'll understand it better
00:33:00 <ZapbuzZ> everyone knows im on optus, when others are on telstra etc .... makes me nervous its like if i log onto dalnet every rogue is gonna get me
00:34:00 <ZapbuzZ> they advertise so much info
00:35:00 <ZapbuzZ> but then some peoples conns are like someone mashed their keyboard makes me envious
00:35:00 <aam> I'm on a phone, I have to wait 5 seconds at connection time for the server to dump everything into the status hete
00:36:00 <aam> Here*
00:36:00 <ZapbuzZ> im on a phone too every time i surf tthe net and download the servers get my phone number
00:36:00 <ZapbuzZ> ebay partners offered me finance once
00:37:00 <aam> Wat servers?
00:37:00 <ZapbuzZ> too bad i cant select silent number
00:38:00 <ZapbuzZ> any server operator can look up dns address
00:38:00 <ZapbuzZ> get a dns type it in google and pow this is where it is and who
00:38:00 <aam> That's ur ip, not ur phone number
00:38:00 <ZapbuzZ> use credit card u get their phone number too
00:41:00 <ZapbuzZ> i remember dialup days hang up n redial new ip mask everytime
00:42:00 <ZapbuzZ> used to be fast enough
00:42:00 <ZapbuzZ> now its fast fast fast what for? flash adverts and other garbage its just a con
00:43:00 <ZapbuzZ> i could have a 10 gigabit connection but over there it'd be 56k
00:43:00 <ZapbuzZ> web isnt really fast
00:45:00 <ZapbuzZ> now i think i'll just try and be positive
00:45:00 <ZapbuzZ> hmmmm
00:45:00 <ZapbuzZ> every pedophile is now logged
00:45:00 <ZapbuzZ> hell yea
00:45:00 <ZapbuzZ> every terrorist
00:46:00 <ZapbuzZ> every politician
00:46:00 <ZapbuzZ> everyone
00:46:00 <ZapbuzZ> all ur base r belong to big brother
00:48:00 <ZapbuzZ> i love my router
00:48:00 <ZapbuzZ> its a gsm router lets me use a house phone instead of a mobile
00:48:00 <ZapbuzZ> i get disconnected when a ddos occurs but its better than hacked
00:49:00 <ZapbuzZ> i lost faith in androids over it
00:49:00 <ZapbuzZ> my phones switched off internet when in use not worth the hassle
00:50:00 <ZapbuzZ> bbl
00:50:00 <ZapbuzZ> ok zapbuzz
00:50:00 <ZapbuzZ> bye
00:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
00:52:00 <Taco> hi
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
00:58:00 <Taco> I'm irc'ing
00:58:00 <Taco> wbu?
01:00:00 <nate> ice'ing!
01:01:00 <Taco> you two lovers r in my special place <3
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you drunk?
01:03:00 <Taco> nope
01:03:00 <Taco> r u?
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope, not yet
01:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had like 2 and a bit glasses of wine - i think i'll stop
01:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just came on so hopefully someone would lull me to sleep with their excessive whinging
01:06:00 <Taco> ok
01:07:00 <Taco> that good enough?
01:08:00 <Serenity> o/
01:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not really
01:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanted to be lulled
01:13:00 <Serenity> all the trolls are away atm
01:13:00 <Serenity> no whinging
01:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> *faints*
01:13:00 <Serenity> :>
01:14:00 <Serenity> i ate too much cake
01:14:00 <Serenity> i think im going to go into a coma
01:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake!
01:14:00 <Bonny> lol
01:14:00 <Serenity> i made a mug cake
01:14:00 <Serenity> hnngg
01:14:00 <Bonny> mud*
01:14:00 <Serenity> no
01:14:00 <Serenity> mug
01:14:00 <Bonny> I love either caramel or white mud cake
01:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had training today, and they only had shitty morning tea options
01:14:00 <Serenity> worst
01:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> some fucking shitty apple crumble that looked like road kill
01:15:00 <Bonny> ewwwwwwwww
01:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> and some apple tart that looked like… vomit
01:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO FUCKING CAKE
01:15:00 <Bonny> lol
01:15:00 <Bonny> Serenity you should have shared some of your cake
01:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck is with that…. some asshole goes "oh kate check out the cake.. it looks heaps nice"
01:15:00 <Serenity> i should have
01:15:00 <Serenity> but im greedy
01:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> So i go check it out - all excited only to find that shit
01:15:00 <Bonny> well your greed is making you sick lol
01:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i felt like punching the person in the face!
01:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shake fist*
01:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> mug cake - mmmm
01:16:00 <Serenity> check it
01:17:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10991052_10152565999632331_3635151148973024851_n.jpg?oh=ac55465518ca869c924f86f5dfde5145&oe=555C5336
01:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
01:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> what about the mason jar cakes too
01:18:00 <Serenity> they look cool
01:18:00 <Serenity> i have never done one cause i refuse to own mason jars
01:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://liferearranged.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/IMG_5669.jpg
01:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> they look delicious!
01:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> I made rainbow cupcakes for rory's b/day a few years ago…. EPIC fail
01:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> but they eventually turned out ok lol
01:19:00 <Bonny> lol
01:19:00 <Serenity> ill show the cake we made for my great nieces first birthday
01:19:00 <alienatedromeohackt> coffee!!
01:19:00 <Bonny> ahh cupcakes out of a mug
01:21:00 <Serenity> damn i dont have good ones on fb hang on
01:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> oo oo
01:22:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/r0AwYKb.jpg
01:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i'll have a look n' see if I can find the child's b/day snap
01:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
01:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG soooooo cute!
01:22:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/ehPCi7q.jpg
01:23:00 <Serenity> it was super hot so the fondant cracked a tiny bit
01:23:00 <Serenity> devo
01:24:00 <Bonny> yummo where's my piece?
01:24:00 <Serenity> well that was 4 weeks ago so the cake might be a little off by now haha
01:24:00 <Bonny> yup.. *sob*
01:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> brb - have to find pics
01:25:00 <Maurice> Yeah thanks Serenity and all I heard from mum was 'make me cake'
01:25:00 <Serenity> hahahah
01:25:00 <Serenity> shes th best
01:26:00 <Maurice> She rang me today at 8am and wanted to chat for years
01:26:00 <Maurice> Then goes 'I guess I better let you get to school' uh, ya think?
01:28:00 <Serenity> i have one friend that calls maybe once a month just for a chat.. problem is he chats for like 3 hours (literally)
01:29:00 <Maurice> I've spoken to her on the phone THREE times today
01:29:00 <Maurice> Thats 2 times too much
01:29:00 <Bonny> lol
01:30:00 <Serenity> when i was in bunbury with the ex i used to call mum like 2452434 times a day.. mostly cause i didnt have anyone to talk to
01:30:00 <Serenity> then i was banned from calling her and was only allowed once a week =/
01:30:00 <Bonny> hahaha
01:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://tinypic.com/r/4kfdrc/8
01:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> my fail cakes
01:32:00 <Serenity> thats awesome!
01:32:00 <Serenity> i want to do rainbow cakes
01:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://tinypic.com/r/ndar2e/8
01:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> finished, they looked ok!
01:33:00 <Serenity> i want to do a 100s and 1000s cake for lils birthday next month
01:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
01:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://tinypic.com/r/2iuz0iv/8 <--- that was her 3rd birthday par - tay
01:34:00 <Nick> is it a bad thing to have a friend that wants to chat for 3 hours?
01:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> she wanted a rainbow b/day
01:35:00 <beehhh> https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.idea.backup.smscontacts&hl=en
01:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> I also did 'rainbow' fruit kebabs…. but they didn't fit on ze table…. lol
01:36:00 <beehhh> im having 6fruits with yogurt
01:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> great
01:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm having dust
01:37:00 <Serenity> Nick i dont like to chat on the phone
01:37:00 <Serenity> its not a bad thing that wants to talk to you
01:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a sprinkling of fresh air
01:37:00 <Maurice> I made this once https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/21664_10151316289115844_1973765940_n.jpg?oh=9742b193daf9d5e8ed1e0b355c69ce1d&oe=55576259&__gda__=1435626173_ac0910a19a8af3ae87dd72fd9a1ee7ab
01:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo leggo cake! noice!
01:38:00 <Maurice> I lie, my cousin made it for me, I'd rather pay her ;)
01:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:38:00 <Maurice> It was layers deep
01:38:00 <Maurice> 4 layers*
01:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yum!
01:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wanted to make a rainbow layer cake… FUCK THAT it requires effort
01:39:00 <Maurice> That's why I'd rather pay my cousin 40 bucks to make it for me lol
01:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i just made a normal cake… iced it…. whacked kitkats around the outside….. filled with m&m's
01:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> tied wif a bow
01:39:00 <Maurice> Yum
01:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it was pretty epic
01:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> My friend makes cakes, so I'm like can I have a…. and he makes it…. if i'm in Sydney
01:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> which is pretty awesome
01:41:00 <Serenity> these were for my sons birthday
01:41:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p417x417/10806_10152394416017331_1298592842658230812_n.jpg?oh=ae59b09d187747e4f9d72eea16b13a37&oe=55965793&__gda__=1435038996_251ee442ad4e646149391725fb2ae87a
01:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha! That's awesome!
01:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's the go with the obsession with minecraft?
01:42:00 <Serenity> and thennn lils birthday cake for last year
01:42:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/1980509_10151898026467331_963944452_o.jpg
01:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> I played for a lil bit and got bored…. even tho they had pigs AND zombies
01:42:00 <Maurice> Minecraft can fuck off
01:42:00 <Maurice> So can Terraria
01:42:00 <Maurice> Or however it's spelt
01:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwww so CUTE!
01:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah Rory is into rainbows and fucking my little ponies
01:43:00 <Serenity> it keeps my kids from annoying me
01:43:00 <Serenity> so its good
01:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> everything is literally rainbows, glitter and unicorns
01:43:00 <Maurice> Mine annoy me coz they fight when they're in the same world
01:43:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/10005816_10151901606112331_451920916_o.jpg
01:43:00 <Serenity> we cook a lot of cakes =/
01:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> and….. then disney princesses
01:43:00 <Maurice> I hope they don't fuck the ponies
01:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> get a cage… cage fight them
01:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> then sell tickets - make the kids work for their money
01:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> GAWD!
01:44:00 <Maurice> I'll never forget Serenitys kids, one having a meltdown coz her bro set her minecraft house on fire
01:44:00 <Serenity> LOL
01:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:44:00 <Serenity> fuckkk that was funny
01:44:00 <Serenity> HES. BURNING. MY HOUSE DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN
01:44:00 <Maurice> It was HILARIOUS
01:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> tom jones - burning down the house!
01:44:00 <Maurice> In my house it's only Tyler smashing stuff, never a house fire
01:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think he did that
01:45:00 <Maurice> Lol Talking Heads
01:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah fuck sakes
01:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's late
01:45:00 <Serenity> oh i make ace cheesecakes too
01:45:00 <Maurice> When you think about it, Tom Jones ripped off a lot of songs
01:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the wine impedes my memory n' shit
01:46:00 <Maurice> And he's not good looking, great or has a big package
01:46:00 <Maurice> What a letdown
01:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh, gawd… I remember I made a friend a vanilla baked cheese cake
01:46:00 <Maurice> Nah apparently he did it too
01:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah.. never again
01:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it tasted ok
01:46:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10306543_10152176676932331_5898775191885197080_n.jpg?oh=dbde060a73cf50f9bedc1690533abba6&oe=5594D0C8
01:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yum!
01:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna do a lemon pecan pie!
01:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> That shit is the bomb!
01:47:00 <Serenity> yummm
01:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lemon
01:47:00 <Maurice> Fuck, I want lemon cheesecake and lemon meringue
01:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck
01:47:00 <Maurice> All smooshed together
01:48:00 <Serenity> this one was the bomb
01:48:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/57413_10200217803118872_907509347_o.jpg
01:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH YUM! I love lemon meringue!
01:48:00 <Maurice> Lemon anything is my fave
01:48:00 <Maurice> Including lemons on their own
01:48:00 <Maurice> SEZZ, STOP IT
01:48:00 <Serenity> hahaha
01:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's the weird yellow stuff on top?
01:48:00 <Serenity> jelly.
01:48:00 <Maurice> Lellow jelly
01:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lemon / choc?
01:49:00 <Serenity> yep
01:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> WRONG! if it is!
01:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, don't be mixing chocolate + lemon! DUDE!
01:49:00 <Serenity> like a jaffa but lemon
01:49:00 <Serenity> it was the fkn BEST
01:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUt it probably tasted a lot better than jaffa
01:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> I FUCKING HATE JAFFA!
01:49:00 <Serenity> how dare you
01:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
01:49:00 <Serenity> jaffa is amazing
01:49:00 <Maurice> Oh i'd so nom it
01:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> what about fudge?
01:49:00 <Maurice> Jaffas too
01:49:00 <ShadowLurker> hethen
01:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> maltese fudge
01:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> SO fucking easy!
01:50:00 <Serenity> i have neve made fudge
01:50:00 <Serenity> thats Maurice's thing
01:50:00 <Maurice> If you dont like jaffas, you're not human
01:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG! so easy!
01:50:00 <Maurice> I made mint aero fudge :D
01:50:00 <Maurice> And LCM bars
01:50:00 <Maurice> A lot cheaper than buying them
01:50:00 <beehhh> nate?? wake UP
01:50:00 <Maurice> beehhh, die
01:51:00 <beehhh> why
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 can of condensed milk, 1 block of cadbury chock, 250 gm dark chic melts and some maltasers
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> milk + choc in microwave… melt
01:51:00 <Taco> ripped cunt shit
01:51:00 <Serenity> im too lazy ive done hardly any cooking lately
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> open bag of malteases
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> pour in tray
01:51:00 <beehhh> one dude got bashed by the gang if that wasnt enough when he seek for help with his last breth he got hit by a running car, well thats sydney
01:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> get milk + choc out and stir……. then pour over the malteasers
01:52:00 <Taco> meanwhile, in bangladesh...
01:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and yo' done!
01:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's pretty much a diabetic coma waiting to happen
01:52:00 <Serenity> this is how fucked that mug cake made me
01:52:00 <beehhh> bangaldesh is better in everyway and i'm going to london
01:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:52:00 <Serenity> what youre saying isnt even making me want fudge
01:52:00 <Serenity> thats not normal
01:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:53:00 <Taco> beehhh, how many people get bashed by gangs each day in either bangladesh or london?
01:53:00 <beehhh> I wont apologise
01:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'll just taste super sweet
01:53:00 <beehhh> sorry where is nate
01:53:00 <Taco> It'd be nearing a hundred?
01:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think i'm PMS…. i'm just craving wine
01:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i'm a bit cunty
01:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> I just went through my phone and deleted about 20 peeps who i haven't spoken to in ages
01:54:00 <Serenity> god wine..
01:54:00 <Serenity> gag
01:54:00 <beehhh> all the terrorists got their citizenship in nsw n vic
01:54:00 <beehhh> but i had no one
01:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh and I had chocolate too
01:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> almost forgot about that lol
01:54:00 <Taco> any terrorists have citizenship in bangladesh or london?
01:54:00 <Taco> hmmm?
01:55:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Vmk7LvZi8
01:55:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: British Bangladeshi Cultivating vegetable in London city Uploaded: Published on Dec 1, 2014 Duration: 1 Minutes 57 Seconds
01:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> 'organic chocolate' so I don't feel like a fat cunt eating a shit load of it
01:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> my logic MAY be floored, but the wine eases that logical thinking
01:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> win win
01:56:00 <beehhh> ride a huge symbian together
01:57:00 <Serenity> pms sucks balls
01:57:00 <Taco> organic just means they grew it in china in human excrament
01:57:00 <Taco> why would you choose that shit?
01:57:00 <Maurice> Serenity luuuuurves wine
01:57:00 <Serenity> blergh
01:57:00 <Serenity> kik
01:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no…. it's like
01:57:00 <Serenity> lol
01:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> organic - FAIR TRADE chocolate
01:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah bitches....
01:58:00 <beehhh> they will lure my last assest
01:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> FAIR trade another excuse to buy it
01:58:00 <Taco> Yea, FAIR TRADE means they're confusing consumers with the name of a gov dept, and instead of paying producers, they're taking a cut, for some stupid brand logo.
01:58:00 <beehhh> my room needs a mop too much shit sticking on the floor, who be my maid?
01:59:00 <Serenity> so they dont use palm oil in other words
01:59:00 <Serenity> boo frickity hoo
01:59:00 <Taco> srsly look into it, fair trade are absolutely no better than anyone else
01:59:00 <Serenity> i wont look into it because i dont care
01:59:00 <Taco> its just a marketting gimmick that dumb cunts fall for
01:59:00 <Nick> palm oil is bad
01:59:00 <Serenity> i use nestle and buy blood diamons
01:59:00 <Serenity> diamonds
01:59:00 <beehhh> in few years from now i cadburys will be made in heaven i mean china
01:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like blood diamonds!
02:00:00 <beehhh> the codbory
02:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wouldn't have it any other way
02:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco - it makes me feel better that some money is going to some 3rd world country
02:00:00 <Taco> umm
02:00:00 <Taco> buy fucking anything
02:00:00 <beehhh> outsourcing everything even the iconic logo
02:00:00 <Taco> some money is going to a 3rd world country
02:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…..
02:00:00 <Serenity> buy some nannas berries
02:00:00 <Taco> srsly look into it, they're absolutely no better than anyone else
02:00:00 <Serenity> hahaha
02:00:00 <Maurice> Don't orangutans use palm oil or am I dreaming again
02:00:00 <Taco> they claim to be, but they're not
02:01:00 <Nick> palm oil killing the forrests
02:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> they do maurice - to fry their bananas in!
02:01:00 <Serenity> i honestly dont know Maurice
02:01:00 <beehhh> i'd rather have sera lee's sticky date pudding
02:01:00 <Maurice> Nom bananas
02:01:00 <Nick> they are what they live in the forrests
02:01:00 <Nick> thats where they live
02:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> banana fritters *vomit*
02:01:00 <[Maverick]> servo run.. i need chocolate.
02:01:00 <Serenity> an orangutan flipped me the bird at the zoo once
02:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah taco - i'll look into it
02:01:00 <[Maverick]> and icecream
02:01:00 <Serenity> rude cunt
02:01:00 <Taco> I love bananas lately. Must be the climbing I've been doing
02:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:01:00 <Maurice> [Maverick] is on a bender
02:01:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha
02:01:00 <[Maverick]> I am not
02:02:00 <Serenity> [Maverick] needs to fucking share
02:02:00 <beehhh> im having banana, apple, papaya with sour yourt and californian honey
02:02:00 <Maurice> Are so
02:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> we wanna see your 'bender'
02:02:00 <[Maverick]> Hahaha
02:02:00 <beehhh> right now
02:02:00 <Christopher> lala
02:02:00 <Serenity> ive seen his bender
02:02:00 <Serenity> bends to the right
02:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> sour yoghurt … so you're eating sour cream
02:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
02:02:00 <[Maverick]> oh gosh
02:02:00 <Nick> share your bender
02:02:00 <Maurice> Nick, are you saying they live in palm oil..
02:02:00 <[Maverick]> settle down Serenity
02:02:00 <beehhh> i used a chopping board
02:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> OOOO
02:02:00 <Serenity> LOL
02:02:00 <Serenity> :>
02:02:00 <Nick> sour cream is yummy
02:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> bends to ze right eh
02:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice, noice
02:02:00 <[Maverick]> hits the right spot
02:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> *raises eyebrows*
02:02:00 <beehhh> while kk having an allens lolly
02:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm sure it does!
02:03:00 <Maurice> Bloody perverts
02:03:00 <[Maverick]> aha I know right
02:03:00 <Serenity> one day ill rape his bender
02:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
02:03:00 <Nick> allens lolly
02:03:00 <beehhh> licorice are my favorite n marshmellow
02:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
02:03:00 <Nick> yum
02:04:00 <[Maverick]> orly
02:04:00 <Maurice> Why is bender on highlight for me
02:04:00 <Maurice> Maybe I'm hoping for the pretend rape
02:05:00 <Nick> could take a rophie
02:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:05:00 <Taco> is it just me or is this channel rly boring lately
02:05:00 <Nick> boring
02:05:00 <Taco> I had more fun when I was banned and was trolling people from the outside
02:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, all the cunts have magically disappeared!
02:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's like a dream come true
02:06:00 <Maurice> Roofie..
02:06:00 <Nick> who is gone?
02:06:00 <beehhh> move to gold coast Taco n find a job for work for the commonwealth again
02:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I just don't know what to do with myself ......
02:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I just don't know what to do with myself ……
02:06:00 <Nick> yes a rophie
02:06:00 <Nick> or roofie
02:06:00 <Nick> however you like to say
02:06:00 <Maurice> Taco, feel free to stick to your own shithouse channel
02:07:00 <beehhh> i would if i could but my situations are pretty tied
02:08:00 <Nick> beehhh what did you do today?
02:09:00 <beehhh> https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-3MfPTERtcFs/Ttd2fy6dzpI/AAAAAAAAAF0/diAY4-KXFAY/s0/newrawhoney.jpg
02:09:00 <Taco> Maurice, feel free to keep up the boring chats?
02:09:00 <beehhh> Nick nothing much but about to go to bed soon
02:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm personally loving the 'boring' chats
02:10:00 <Maurice> Better than the junkie fueled chats
02:11:00 <Taco> Is it? I mean kate is stupid, but more stupid people at least gave me something to laugh at
02:11:00 <Nick> whos a junkie?
02:11:00 <beehhh> who lets the dog out who who who
02:11:00 <Nick> who who who who
02:11:00 <Nick> let the dogs out
02:12:00 <beehhh> now future of the greyhound dogs at the racecourse are under scrutiny
02:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm stupid?
02:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> Because I don't want to go to your network?
02:12:00 <Serenity> well considering channel lines have gone up 50% and channel users have also gone up i dont think everyone thinks its boring
02:13:00 <beehhh> most TAB will suffer
02:13:00 <beehhh> just bet on a pony
02:14:00 <Serenity> cant please everyone i guess
02:15:00 <beehhh> alpaca chewbacca
02:16:00 <Nick> chewbacca dog slappa
02:16:00 <beehhh> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/00/ed/d4/00edd4110326f0e0000ce22e9eab2b1d.jpg
02:17:00 <beehhh> Nick when was the last time you visited a parlor?
02:18:00 <Nick> last year
02:18:00 <Nick> july i think
02:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> and on that note, i'm off to bed. Nite peeps. It's been such an enjoyable experience with no trolls! Thanks serenity and maurice ;)
02:19:00 <Serenity> mmm mash potato
02:19:00 <Taco> mmm phil
02:19:00 <Maurice> Nom
02:19:00 <Maurice> That why my go to food when I got my tongue done
02:20:00 <Serenity> i just drunk up and go for 3 days haha
02:20:00 <Maurice> I didnt even know about those :S
02:20:00 <Saemon> kfc mash potatoes and gravy is the best
02:20:00 <Serenity> my tongue healed so much faster and better the second time around
02:20:00 <Serenity> i figured it was the not smoking thing
02:20:00 <Saemon> have yous ever tried those powder ones?
02:20:00 <Maurice> I lost 5kgs that first week
02:20:00 <Saemon> where u just add hot water
02:21:00 <Maurice> The 2nd week I put about 12 on
02:21:00 <Saemon> wth
02:21:00 <Serenity> im thinking about getting new piercings Maurice
02:21:00 <Saemon> how u put on 12kg so fast? :/
02:21:00 <Maurice> It was a joke you fat fuck
02:21:00 <Saemon> oh, i was gona say
02:21:00 <Maurice> Don't bother, just leave
02:21:00 <[Maverick]> whitechocolate...
02:21:00 <Taco> Saemon, can you plz dribble some uneducated dumb funny shit?
02:21:00 <Taco> plz?
02:21:00 <Saemon> you would be more obese than me if u were real
02:21:00 <Saemon> lol
02:21:00 <Maurice> I want my nips done again
02:21:00 <[Maverick]> choc chip icecream
02:21:00 <Saemon> it*
02:21:00 <Maurice> Cam isn't keen
02:21:00 <[Maverick]> gummy worms
02:21:00 <Maurice> Poof
02:21:00 <[Maverick]> and starbursts
02:21:00 <Nick> gummy yummy
02:21:00 <Serenity> she could put on 50 kilos she still would be smaller than you
02:22:00 <Nick> put gummy bear in me
02:22:00 <Serenity> get them done while hes gone Maurice
02:22:00 <beehhh> i need a new pair of lung who wants to donate
02:22:00 <Taco> Saemon, or maybe you can abuse someone. ANYONE!
02:22:00 <Maurice> Hes home next week :S
02:22:00 <Nick> Serenity what happened to your yongue?
02:22:00 <Nick> tongue
02:22:00 <Taco> Saemon, how do you feel about trannies? beehhh is a tranny
02:22:00 <Maurice> YONGUE
02:22:00 <Saemon> taco viva la razza bro
02:22:00 <Serenity> its pierced?
02:22:00 <Nick> oooh
02:22:00 <Nick> it didnt heal?
02:22:00 <Serenity> huhh
02:22:00 <Serenity> no its fine
02:22:00 <Maurice> What
02:22:00 <beehhh> put some chilly flakes over it
02:22:00 <beehhh> chilli
02:22:00 <Nick> did you get it for cock sucking? thats an honest question
02:22:00 <Saemon> piercings aret normal
02:22:00 <Saemon> i meean
02:23:00 <Serenity> well of course
02:23:00 <Maurice> Serenity is a dude
02:23:00 <Serenity> why else would i get one
02:23:00 <Maurice> Wtf
02:23:00 <Nick> i speak to all girls they say its to suck penis
02:23:00 <beehhh> then bite my pork
02:23:00 <Saemon> u anrt supposed to put holes in your body
02:23:00 <Nick> not an aesthetic thing
02:23:00 <Saemon> when there isnt meant to be a whole
02:23:00 <Saemon> i dont get it
02:23:00 <Serenity> tongue piercings are for oral sex yes
02:23:00 <Serenity> for men and women
02:23:00 <beehhh> must be the honey for the libido
02:23:00 <Nick> yes
02:23:00 <Nick> just wanted to see if you agreed
02:23:00 <Maurice> You're also not meant to eat a small country, but you seem to do that well Saemon
02:23:00 <Serenity> anyway maurice im thinking about two new holes
02:24:00 <Serenity> near my snake bites
02:24:00 <Nick> what type of holes?
02:24:00 <Nick> ooh you have snake bites
02:24:00 <Nick> thats really sexy
02:24:00 <Nick> xemox
02:24:00 <Saemon> consuming of food is different to poking un-natural holes into my anatomy and having it not heal on purpose
02:24:00 <Maurice> Ooh mum at school has the 3 done, looks good
02:24:00 <Maurice> Who says it doesn't heal?
02:24:00 <Nick> it looks cooool!
02:24:00 <Serenity> i want to get second piercings next to each hole vertically
02:24:00 <Saemon> im saying that you deliberately make those holes not heal
02:24:00 <Serenity> on the lip line
02:24:00 <Serenity> if that makes sense
02:25:00 <Saemon> by placing metallic objects into them
02:25:00 <Saemon> earring labrets etc
02:25:00 <Serenity> like i care what you think
02:25:00 <ZapbuzZ> who wants to be teased
02:25:00 <Maurice> All of my piercings have healed
02:25:00 <Maurice> You stupid fuckwit
02:25:00 <beehhh> there are two types of alien, women are one of them
02:25:00 <ZapbuzZ> no
02:25:00 <Saemon> Maurice exactly. thats why its not natural to have peircings
02:25:00 <ZapbuzZ> women are useful
02:25:00 <Saemon> them healing up
02:25:00 <Maurice> What
02:26:00 <Saemon> is your bodies way of tellin you to stop
02:26:00 <Maurice> You're saying we don't let them heal on purpose, now we do?
02:26:00 <Saemon> im saying that you try and not make them heal by putting jewellery into the peircings
02:26:00 <Saemon> but yours healed probably because you hadnt bothered
02:26:00 <Saemon> so it heal naturally
02:26:00 <beehhh> there is no place like london
02:26:00 <Maurice> You are the biggest fucktard to type tonight. You don't know wtf you're on about
02:27:00 <[Maverick]> I ate for a small country
02:27:00 <ZapbuzZ> Maurice do you know some women have piercings on their privates?
02:27:00 <Saemon> thats natures way of telling you that peircings arent supposed to be done.
02:27:00 <Christopher> https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/posts/1547306615540380
02:27:00 <[Maverick]> but atleast I can walk it off
02:27:00 <Maurice> (23:24:20) (Saemon): consuming of food is different to poking un-natural holes into my anatomy and having it not heal on purpose
02:27:00 <ZapbuzZ> right below the gspot
02:27:00 <Serenity> rofl chat was so good
02:27:00 <aam> Soup
02:27:00 <Maurice> Then Saemon happened
02:28:00 <beehhh> ZapbuzZ would you root an alien if she offered you a free sex! the one you saw from your telescope
02:28:00 <Serenity> all my piercings are completely healed
02:28:00 <Serenity> and have jewelery in them i dont see his point
02:28:00 <Maurice> YOU NEGLECTED THEM, FORCED THEM TO HEAL
02:28:00 <Maurice> BITCH
02:28:00 <Saemon> by "having it not heal on purpose" what i mean is when ppl with peircings put jewellery onto them
02:28:00 <[Maverick]> Saemon is taking up a fair bit of my screen place.
02:28:00 <Saemon> if you have a ear peircing, if u dont put earrings on
02:28:00 <Saemon> the hole heals up
02:28:00 <Serenity> no
02:28:00 <Serenity> it fucking does not
02:28:00 <Maurice> What you mean is, nothing that makes sense
02:29:00 <Maurice> Rofl
02:29:00 <beehhh> besides they travelled long way from home
02:29:00 <[Maverick]> no it doesn't
02:29:00 <Serenity> i have holes i havent had earrings in for YEARS and i could put on in right now
02:29:00 <[Maverick]> I still have the hole in my eyebrow
02:29:00 <Serenity> you dont even know what piercings are...
02:29:00 <Maurice> I have 4th earring holdes that are still open from my wedding 11 yrs ago
02:29:00 <Maurice> Holes*
02:29:00 <Serenity> when i go to work i take my jewelery out.. and its all there 6 hours later
02:29:00 <ZapbuzZ> absolutely but whos to say she has sex rubbing hands together
02:29:00 <Saemon> i see
02:29:00 <[Maverick]> I have 15 holes in my left ear when I drunkenly pierced it with safety pins
02:29:00 <beehhh> i pissed kelevra off cause she was obsessed with my immigration
02:29:00 <Nick> really?
02:29:00 <Nick> 15 holes?
02:29:00 <[Maverick]> back with I was goff as phuck
02:29:00 <[Maverick]> when*
02:29:00 <Saemon> goth?
02:30:00 <[Maverick]> nah goff
02:30:00 <[Maverick]> not goth
02:30:00 <beehhh> aforth night ago
02:30:00 <Saemon> wats a goff?
02:30:00 <[Maverick]> that's all mainstream
02:30:00 <ZapbuzZ> aliens might have sex with their ears for all we know
02:30:00 <Maurice> I have my belly, nipple and eyerbow hole avail
02:30:00 <Serenity> but while we are on the subject of things that arent natural
02:30:00 <[Maverick]> goff is underground goth
02:30:00 <[Maverick]> you have another hole available Maurice ;)
02:30:00 <Serenity> when you have a heart attack Saemon you just sit ther and die ok? dont go to the hospital and let them heal you
02:30:00 <Serenity> fuck
02:30:00 <Serenity> lol
02:30:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha
02:30:00 <Maurice> I have more than one available ;)
02:30:00 <Taco> wth
02:30:00 <[Maverick]> phew
02:30:00 <Taco> saemon wasn't even trolling
02:30:00 <[Maverick]> he was
02:30:00 <Taco> he was just being so fucking boring
02:30:00 <[Maverick]> he acts all fuckwit dumb
02:31:00 <Serenity> if he pms me im killing you
02:31:00 <Maurice> Oh, Taco then beehhh are on my list
02:31:00 <Bonny> lol
02:31:00 <beehhh> like when you see things clearer with your eyes closed
02:31:00 <Serenity> saemon IS a troll lol hes not a real person
02:31:00 <Maurice> If he PM's me, I'm killing [Maverick]
02:31:00 <Taco> list of what? I'm not even chatting?
02:31:00 <Maurice> (23:31:20) (Taco): list of what? I'm not even chatting?
02:31:00 <[Maverick]> if he PM's me I am killing simba
02:31:00 <Maurice> I'd say thats chatting
02:31:00 <Serenity> mr i lost my legs in the war
02:31:00 <DoC> LOL @ ban
02:31:00 <Nick> why was saemon banned?
02:31:00 <Taco> riiiigght
02:32:00 <ZapbuzZ> Nick he was kicked
02:32:00 <beehhh> atleast poor girls made it out alive from the burnt shanty
02:32:00 <Bonny> if he pm's me, I'm killing B1.. oh wait he is zlined lol
02:32:00 <Serenity> LOL
02:32:00 <Maurice> Lol
02:32:00 <beehhh> house can be replaced lifes dont
02:32:00 <Bonny> yeah there was a house on fire in my street
02:33:00 <ZapbuzZ> quick get the marshmallows
02:33:00 <Bonny> lol
02:33:00 <aam> Wat's the drift with b1?
02:33:00 <beehhh> but you know i didnt do it as for a fact
02:34:00 <beehhh> Bonny you live in perth too
02:34:00 <Bonny> nup
02:35:00 <Taco> *cricket noises*
02:35:00 <beehhh> lets call it a nite
02:35:00 <aam> Is it fair to bet on somethin like "crap, crap, crap" b1 wise?
02:35:00 <Nick> Bonny what is b1 zlined for?
02:36:00 <ShadowLurker> jesus how many times do we need to go thru this
02:36:00 <ZapbuzZ> i thought zlined is a network condition
02:36:00 <Nick> just want to know why he is zlined sowwi
02:36:00 <Taco> zlines are what you get when ircops are emotionally involved with your statements
02:36:00 <ShadowLurker> why
02:36:00 <ZapbuzZ> haha
02:36:00 <Taco> I've collected a few <3
02:36:00 <ZapbuzZ> i got the drift Taco
02:36:00 <beehhh> last nite i freaked out when the thunderstrickes
02:37:00 <Maurice> Who cares why he's gone? The good thing is he's gone
02:37:00 <beehhh> whatever that was a week ago was harmless
02:37:00 <Nick> well he's not gone
02:37:00 <Taco> I wouldn't mind b1 being here, I'd just set a timer to msg him every 10 sec until he ignores me
02:37:00 <beehhh> like ants
02:37:00 <Nick> he will come back in a day or 2
02:38:00 <Nick> why was he zlined?
02:38:00 <Taco> why is he zlined? I miss him
02:38:00 <Nick> nobody can answer that question
02:38:00 <beehhh> he needs a rehab
02:39:00 <aam> I need a cone
02:39:00 <ZapbuzZ> sorry i gave up
02:39:00 <beehhh> for my case i gave up on chatting just only some of you understands my jibberish
02:39:00 <beehhh> see ZapbuzZ we even think alike
02:40:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
02:40:00 <ZapbuzZ> i just gave up the rollercoaster rides with it
02:40:00 <Serenity> b1 will be back friday i believe?
02:40:00 <Maurice> The next person to question b1s zline will follow Saemon
02:41:00 <aam> "sun is shinin, the weather is sweet here"
02:41:00 <Serenity> WHY IS B1 GONE MAURICE
02:41:00 <Maurice> Cept you, you giving head is too good
02:42:00 <aam> "makes u wanna move"
02:42:00 <Nick> aam that is a great song
02:42:00 <Maurice> Those dancing feet
02:42:00 <aam> "ur dancing feet"
02:42:00 <Nick> LOL
02:42:00 <aam> Or those
02:43:00 <Nick> we should have a twitter room on austnet
02:43:00 <Nick> or an rss
02:43:00 <ZapbuzZ> yes yes twitter be all out idiots
02:43:00 <[Maverick]> no we should not.
02:43:00 <Nick> why not?
02:43:00 <Taco> umm, thats my channel dude, but dumb cunts like kate say "TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF" because they don't understand whats going on
02:44:00 <Nick> fuck
02:44:00 <Nick> well fuck what she thinks
02:44:00 <Taco> also blackdevil might zline you for posting to twitter with the bot
02:44:00 <Taco> just because he's in a bad mood
02:44:00 <Nick> right
02:44:00 <aam> Banana Kate
02:44:00 <Nick> thats just great
02:44:00 <Taco> apparently using the website is ok?!?!?!
02:44:00 <Serenity> oi can i post to your the twitters via that room?
02:44:00 <Serenity> -your
02:44:00 <Taco> If I give you access yea
02:45:00 <Serenity> aw man
02:45:00 <Serenity> i wanna be all !twitter serenity roolz
02:45:00 <Taco> c thats y i wont give u access
02:45:00 <aam> Lawl
02:46:00 <aam> "when ah c u smiiiiile"
02:46:00 <Serenity> ur just mean
02:46:00 <Nick> aam are you listening to the real song or the house version?
02:46:00 <ShadowLurker> also blackdevil might zline everyone for no reason at all
02:46:00 <aam> The orig
02:47:00 <Serenity> oh if i were an opper
02:47:00 <Serenity> the things i would do
02:47:00 <Serenity> like spy on [Maverick] eating his poo
02:47:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
02:47:00 <[Maverick]> fucking what?!?!??!
02:47:00 <Serenity> LOL
02:47:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh we saw it
02:47:00 <Taco> I was thinking on my ircd of making a #news that has a twitter bot showing @abcnews
02:47:00 <Taco> but everyone thinks thats a dumb idea
02:47:00 <Taco> ppl r dumb aye
02:47:00 <aam> One chopper 1000 hits
02:47:00 <Taco> Serenity, would you learn how to code C and fix up OPAS?
02:47:00 <ShadowLurker> thats not a nail hole in the wall
02:47:00 <Serenity> ummmmmmmmm
02:48:00 <Serenity> no
02:48:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker could but
02:48:00 <aam> Two chopper 2000 hits
02:48:00 <Serenity> and ill just pretend it was me
02:48:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
02:48:00 <Taco> people on austnet have a very warped idea about what to do with powers like irc operator, or @
02:49:00 <Serenity> the extent of my 'coding' is that rules page
02:49:00 <Taco> why is that
02:49:00 <Serenity> cuz people want power
02:49:00 <Serenity> thats it
02:49:00 <Taco> I don't want power
02:49:00 <ShadowLurker> first you get the money
02:49:00 <Taco> I want tacos
02:49:00 <ShadowLurker> then you get the power
02:49:00 <Serenity> tacos = power
02:49:00 <Taco> no
02:49:00 <ShadowLurker> then you get the women
02:49:00 <Taco> tacos = living
02:49:00 <Serenity> dont u fucking argyue with me mate
02:49:00 <Taco> nobody else matters
02:49:00 <Taco> not even tony abbott
02:49:00 <Taco> just me and my tacos
02:50:00 <Serenity> ILL FKN END U I SWAER
02:50:00 <aam> "and nothin else matters"
02:50:00 <[Maverick]> when she learns to type she will end you.
02:50:00 <Serenity> i could type better than you in my sleep [Maverick]
02:50:00 <Serenity> dont you start your shit pal
02:51:00 <[Maverick]> Already started... and eating it.
02:51:00 <Serenity> yeah shit eater
02:51:00 <ShadowLurker> always know where your towel is
02:52:00 <aam> I pulled apart 5 bux worth of tobacco in bumpers, this is rubbing tobacco, gd stuff
02:52:00 <ShadowLurker> cool story
02:52:00 <Nick> thats good tobacco
02:53:00 <Maurice> DEN YOU GET DE SUGAR
02:53:00 <aam> Log Cabin
02:53:00 <Serenity> i think i scared taco
02:53:00 <Serenity> he might think i really want to fite him
02:53:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
02:53:00 <aam> Is wat I have
02:54:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet it smells like smouldering rubbish tip
02:54:00 <aam> Lol
02:54:00 <Taco> me?
02:54:00 <Taco> ok then
02:54:00 <aam> The tobacco dude
02:54:00 <Serenity> i forget not everyone understands my moods
02:54:00 <Serenity> awks
02:54:00 <aam> Ease up
02:55:00 <Nick> Serenity you got bipolar or something?
02:55:00 <Taco> "the cancer man"
02:55:00 <Taco> aka JFK's assassin
02:55:00 <Serenity> yeah Nick thats exactly it
02:55:00 <ShadowLurker> maybe not polar
02:55:00 <Taco> at least, in the setting of spppoooooookkkkyyy mulder
02:55:00 <ShadowLurker> but def bi
02:55:00 <Serenity> im about to crash
02:55:00 <Serenity> weeeeeeee
02:56:00 <Maurice> Druggo
02:56:00 <[Maverick]> Hahahaa
02:56:00 <Nick> bisexual?
02:56:00 <[Maverick]> damn druggos
02:56:00 <[Maverick]> 4
02:56:00 <ShadowLurker> its all about dat cake bout dat cake bout dat cake no pudding
02:56:00 <[Maverick]> 4:)
02:56:00 <[Maverick]> it's all about the boots and cats
02:56:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahha
02:57:00 <ShadowLurker> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzboots
02:57:00 <ShadowLurker> cats boots cats boots
02:57:00 <[Maverick]> hahahaha
02:57:00 <[Maverick]> fuck
02:57:00 <[Maverick]> what did I do to myself
02:57:00 <[Maverick]> it's in mah brainzzzzzz
02:57:00 <[Maverick]> zzzzzzzzzzzzzboots
02:57:00 <[Maverick]> cats and boots
02:58:00 <[Maverick]> cats and boots
02:58:00 <Nick> Maverick you stoned?
02:58:00 <aam> I m
02:58:00 <Maurice> I think he's gone passed that point
02:58:00 <ShadowLurker> beef in boots and a beefy bison
02:59:00 <[Maverick]> yahahha
02:59:00 <[Maverick]> yes I am well stoned
02:59:00 <Maurice> Curse the bankwest site not working on my lappy
02:59:00 <aam> A snake n a staff
02:59:00 <Serenity> im herngrer
02:59:00 <Nick> nice maverick
02:59:00 <aam> Is wat the doc is
03:00:00 <Nick> what sort of bong do you have?
03:00:00 <aam> Toilet paper roll bong
03:00:00 <Nick> lol
03:00:00 <Maurice> The Doc is cute and lazy
03:00:00 <aam> One up from a coke can
03:01:00 <Christopher> hi
03:01:00 <Taco> bbl going to punch a few bong s
03:01:00 <Taco> mokers
03:01:00 <Taco> fucking keyboard
03:01:00 <Christopher> lols
03:01:00 <Serenity> everyones bonged out
03:01:00 <Serenity> how rude
03:01:00 <Christopher> not me
03:01:00 <Christopher> i quit
03:02:00 <Nick> i fried but not bongs
03:02:00 <Christopher> what then
03:02:00 <aam> "welcooome to this place"
03:02:00 <ShadowLurker> ifried
03:02:00 <Serenity> i fried
03:02:00 <Serenity> lol
03:03:00 <[Maverick]> lol
03:03:00 <[Maverick]> ifriend
03:03:00 <aam> "II'll show u everything"
03:03:00 <ShadowLurker> i not dumb i just sad
03:03:00 <Taco> hey idiets
03:03:00 <Taco> can someone activate my highlight when something good happens
03:03:00 <aam> "with arms wide open"
03:03:00 <Taco> bai
03:03:00 <ShadowLurker> lol idiets
03:04:00 <DoC> Saemon crying on other chan Serenity did u see?
03:04:00 <Serenity> yeah doc hes followed me into every chan im in
03:04:00 <Serenity> and pm
03:04:00 <Nick> i fried ok
03:04:00 <DoC> hah
03:04:00 <Maurice> i not drunk i just sad
03:04:00 <aam> Lol
03:04:00 <Maurice> i too old to get drunk
03:05:00 <aam> Uz r mean
03:05:00 <Serenity> poor chris
03:05:00 <Maurice> You can fuck off
03:05:00 <aam> K
03:05:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
03:05:00 <Maurice> 'There she is, the yin to my yang, the zing to my wang'
03:05:00 <ShadowLurker> that was easy
03:05:00 <Nick> how old are you Maurice?
03:05:00 <Maurice> 23
03:05:00 <Maurice> You?
03:06:00 <Nick> ahh 28
03:06:00 <Maurice> Thats pretty olf
03:06:00 <Maurice> Old
03:06:00 <Nick> is it?
03:06:00 <Nick> i feel like im 19
03:06:00 <Maurice> Compared to me, yes
03:06:00 <Serenity> you fuck off Maurice
03:06:00 <Nick> young at heart, young at mind
03:06:00 <Maurice> YOU ZIP IT
03:07:00 <Nick> zip it
03:08:00 <Nick> dont whip it
03:19:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIixtlqM1BU
03:19:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Prodigy - No Good | Original Views: 45,577 Uploaded:  Jun 23, 2010 Duration: 6 Minutes 21 Seconds
03:20:00 <Christopher> i used to shuffle when this song got played
03:21:00 <Christopher> or spacked
03:21:00 <Christopher> melbourne spackout
03:21:00 <Nick> spacked?
03:22:00 <Christopher> danced like a spastic
03:26:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1qTHIAKO7Y
03:26:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Black Spider Save Your Life - Warp Brothers Remix Views: 98,265 Uploaded:  Apr 2, 2008 Duration: 7 Minutes 6 Seconds
03:26:00 <Christopher> that track used to rock zos
03:32:00 <Christopher> this one worked pretty good too
03:32:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMzY2ks8keA
03:32:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Techno Rocker - Warp Brothers Remix Views: 179,892 Uploaded:  Apr 2, 2008 Duration: 6 Minutes 53 Seconds
03:33:00 <DoC> lol @ saemon got zlined
03:33:00 <DoC> haha
03:34:00 <Christopher> booom
03:34:00 <DoC> w00t
03:34:00 <Christopher> ^
03:34:00 <DoC> cheers chris!
03:34:00 <DoC> I'm drinking blue label atm
03:35:00 <Christopher> trying remember what a adam bayer song was called
03:35:00 <Christopher> that had tribal speech
03:35:00 <Christopher> sorta shit
03:35:00 <Nick> adam bayer the progressive house guy?
03:35:00 <Christopher> yeah
03:35:00 <Nick> yeh he's good
03:36:00 <Christopher> yea
03:36:00 <Nick> you do heroin ever chris?
03:36:00 <Christopher> nope
03:36:00 <Nick> thats good
03:36:00 <Christopher> yep it is
03:36:00 <Christopher> i like psychedelics
03:36:00 <Christopher> actually does shit
03:36:00 <Nick> so does heroin
03:36:00 <Christopher> nah
03:37:00 <Nick> do you like seeing stuff?
03:37:00 <Christopher> yes
03:37:00 <Nick> more than feeling?
03:37:00 <Christopher> yep
03:37:00 <Christopher> i love proper mdma
03:37:00 <Christopher> but
03:37:00 <Nick> i had mushies in back yard but didnt eat because maybe poison
03:37:00 <Nick> i prefer mda to mdma
03:37:00 <Christopher> i found some on a nature strip
03:37:00 <Christopher> in 2012
03:37:00 <Christopher> ate them for like month
03:37:00 <aam> "and I would do aaaanything foooo lurve"
03:38:00 <DoC> chris had never smoke or sniff heroin but he's fan of weed
03:38:00 <Christopher> was like i was super mario
03:38:00 <Christopher> i got the princess
03:38:00 <Christopher> lol
03:38:00 <Nick> im not sure if being mario is thing id like
03:38:00 <aam> "but ah won't do that"
03:38:00 <DoC> what princess chris? lol
03:39:00 <Christopher> then bowser came
03:39:00 <Christopher> fucked it up
03:40:00 <Christopher> this song nick
03:40:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQb0ZSjOM44
03:40:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ben Sims - Manipulated (Adam Beyer Remix) Views: 31,938 Uploaded:  Mar 10, 2011 Duration: 4 Minutes 37 Seconds
03:41:00 <DoC> brb
03:41:00 <Christopher> but this ones way better
03:41:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwpedKWwS3w
03:41:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jeff Mills - The Bells Views: 220,295 Uploaded:  Jun 20, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 50 Seconds
03:44:00 <Christopher> only problem with slow pcs
03:45:00 <Christopher> and flstudio is
03:45:00 <Christopher> cant make psy
03:45:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xPJ0jxEjng
03:45:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: LSD - Hallucinogen (Paul Oakenfold Remix) Views: 134,174 Uploaded:  Dec 24, 2008 Duration: 6 Minutes 51 Seconds
03:47:00 <Christopher> nick u there
03:48:00 <Christopher> well this is like one my best songs
03:48:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VDSut_eEjg
03:48:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gamemaster alisid trance 2014 Uploaded: Published on Apr 11, 2014 Duration: 5 Minutes 15 Seconds
03:54:00 <aam> Ahuh, L83RZ then :) \0
03:54:00 <Christopher> oh
03:54:00 <Christopher> hi aam
03:54:00 <Taco> Hey we're opless
03:54:00 <Christopher> lolz
03:54:00 <Taco> Better call Lwaxana so she can make BlackDevil an op
03:54:00 <Christopher> hi Taco
03:54:00 <Nick> we are over
03:54:00 <Nick> hey chris how are u?
03:54:00 <Christopher> good thanx u
03:55:00 <Nick> yeh doing good
03:55:00 <Christopher> did u check my gamemaster
03:55:00 <Nick> how you been with the alcohol?
03:55:00 <Nick> ill listen now man i been cranking some dnb
03:55:00 <Christopher> 2 days sober todays 3rd
03:55:00 <Nick> thats good
03:55:00 <Taco> Nick, I hear ya aye. Most people I know from a kid all have kids of their own.
03:55:00 <Taco> I have my troubles sometimes though, but can't imagine what its like with kids to worry about
03:55:00 <Nick> true that
03:55:00 <Taco> After I go to Nepal and do something great, I'll have kids maybe.
03:55:00 <Nick> i 7 days this month chris
03:56:00 <Nick> good song chris
03:56:00 <Nick> sounds like real hardstyle
03:56:00 <Taco> Maybe not everest, but just have a great time there for 12 months or something
03:56:00 <Nick> not this rubbish today
03:56:00 <Nick> yeh do it
03:56:00 <Taco> Can't atm :/
03:56:00 <Nick> go even bali, bali is great if its not fucking dog shit maccas bogan aussie
03:56:00 <Nick> fuck the bali 9 they dumb cunts pieces of shit fuck them
03:56:00 <Taco> nah nepal for the outdoors... the climbing
03:56:00 <Nick> nepal be great
03:56:00 <Christopher> made this too
03:56:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-dKgIiNuVw
03:56:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: alisid - Trance Angels Return Uploaded: Published on Dec 1, 2013 Duration: 4 Minutes 47 Seconds
03:56:00 <Nick> tibet too
03:57:00 <Taco> meh
03:57:00 <Christopher> its remix too
03:57:00 <Taco> tibet would be cool for the monks i reckon
03:57:00 <Taco> not the pot, which is most peoples reason
03:57:00 <Taco> pot is the lamest drug ever
03:57:00 <Christopher> kasicstan was where pot was first smoked
03:57:00 <Nick> chris this is good song
03:58:00 <Nick> gamemaster
03:58:00 <Christopher> yeah
03:58:00 <Nick> yeh taco pot is lamest drug
03:58:00 <Christopher> pot inspires my music
03:58:00 <Nick> pot addicts are weak
03:58:00 <Nick> thats good chris, but are you a pot addict?
03:58:00 <Christopher> not nemore
03:58:00 <Nick> good
03:58:00 <Christopher> once a fortnite
03:58:00 <Nick> u dont need it
03:58:00 <Nick> thats good once a fortnite fine
03:58:00 <Nick> thats basically social alcoholic abuse
03:59:00 <Christopher> i wouldnt mind lsd again but scared to cause last shroom trip i had
04:00:00 <Nick> yeh well if u cant trust yourself dont do it
04:01:00 <Christopher> after my first lsd trip week later i was smoking bongs i stared into a street light and saw a vision of future of me entering a club a week later
04:01:00 <Christopher> so a flash foward
04:01:00 <Christopher> not a flash back
04:01:00 <Christopher> when i got to the stage i saw
04:01:00 <Christopher> my vision sorta exploded
04:02:00 <Nick> yeh thats called tripping
04:02:00 <Nick> or flashback
04:02:00 <Christopher> but this was the future i saw
04:02:00 <Christopher> hothman 2000 trips were kuda
04:02:00 <Taco> thats a little unusual...
04:02:00 <Taco> facebook have a tor hidden service, ie. their website is essentially "tor native"
04:03:00 <Taco> and then they ask for your name, email, and other identifying information, haha
04:03:00 <Nick> LOL
04:03:00 <Taco> https://blog.torproject.org/blog/facebook-hidden-services-and-https-certs
04:03:00 <Nick> i wouldnt trust anything facebook sell
04:03:00 <Nick> ever
04:03:00 <Nick> facebook is a jewish database
04:04:00 <Taco> well using facebook over tor, they're prevented from one bit of information... your location.
04:04:00 <Christopher> yeah a game on fb asks for my location on phone
04:04:00 <Christopher> its like i go no
04:04:00 <Taco> tor is actually pretty neat Nick. Its like the internet was in the 90s
04:05:00 <Taco> probably the same theme, but better/more content
04:05:00 <Nick> yeh i like tor
04:05:00 <Bonny> night all
04:05:00 <Nick> but facebook and tor
04:05:00 <Christopher> nite
04:05:00 <Nick> not my sorta thing
04:05:00 <Christopher> nick u like delerium? silence
04:06:00 <Nick> yeh great track
04:06:00 <Nick> love it man
04:06:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnKoreEt5Yk
04:06:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Alisid - Silence - get remix Uploaded: Published on Feb 20, 2014 Duration: 5 Minutes 4 Seconds
04:06:00 <Christopher> its bit vocal repeative
04:07:00 <Nick> chris do you like vocal trance?
04:07:00 <Christopher> yes
04:07:00 <Nick> hard trance?
04:07:00 <Nick> tech trance?
04:07:00 <Nick> what outta those 3 u like most?
04:07:00 <Christopher> hard
04:08:00 <Nick> mmm ok
04:09:00 <Christopher> this is orginal track
04:09:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnd_4NblflE
04:09:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Trance 2014 Uploaded: Published on Mar 22, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 53 Seconds
04:12:00 <Christopher> fuck hot in here
04:12:00 <Christopher> fan time
04:12:00 <Christopher> i got like hundreds of midis of riffs
04:13:00 <Christopher> of trance
04:14:00 <Christopher> i made like 400 songs in 2 years
04:14:00 <Christopher> lol some hobby
04:15:00 <Nick> coool
04:16:00 <Christopher> this is pump up the jam
04:16:00 <Christopher> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/pump
04:20:00 <Christopher> hope i can go 3 days without spending money
04:21:00 <Nick> what would u spend it on?
04:21:00 <Nick> how much do you need to save?
04:21:00 <Christopher> well to go out for once
04:22:00 <Christopher> not to take drugs but
04:22:00 <Christopher> not even drink
04:23:00 <Christopher> if i dont get in free i need like 70$
04:23:00 <Nick> what for?
04:23:00 <Christopher> 25$ to get in
04:24:00 <Christopher> rest for nrg drinks and maybe packet of smokes
04:24:00 <Nick> true
04:24:00 <Christopher> i got in free last two events of theirs i went but been years
04:26:00 <Christopher> hope paranoia dont get me
04:28:00 <Nick> cool
04:28:00 <Nick> paranoia why?
04:28:00 <Nick> should be fine in a club unless u take drugs
04:28:00 <Nick> clubs are safe
04:28:00 <Christopher> not that
04:28:00 <Christopher> i should worry neways im fucken 6'6 tall
04:28:00 <Christopher> shouldnt
04:28:00 <ZapbuzZ> clubs are safe?
04:29:00 <ZapbuzZ> old bags take turns milking info from ya
04:29:00 <ZapbuzZ> night clubs ya bet bashed
04:29:00 <ZapbuzZ> haha
04:30:00 <Nick> maybe in ur world
04:30:00 <Nick> ohh he's gone
04:30:00 <Christopher> i just gonna go find a seat
04:30:00 <Christopher> watch
04:30:00 <Nick> sit down listen
04:30:00 <Christopher> listen
04:30:00 <Nick> smoke some weed before
04:30:00 <Nick> or take ur drugs alone
04:30:00 <Christopher> nah
04:31:00 <Christopher> if i smoke weed i be straight by time i get there
04:32:00 <Christopher> and once i smoke i less talkative
04:33:00 <Nick> that can be good
04:33:00 <Nick> just sit and play
04:33:00 <Nick> listen music on ur own fuck it
04:35:00 <Christopher> yeah ikr
04:37:00 <Nick> what u mean???
04:37:00 <Christopher> i know right
04:39:00 <Christopher> coffee
04:43:00 <Nick> u drunk?
04:49:00 <Christopher> no i said today is 3rd day
04:54:00 <Nick> 3rd day no abuse?
04:57:00 <Christopher> yep
04:57:00 <DoC> The US National Security Agency has figured out how to hide spying software deep within hard drives made by Western Digital, Seagate, Toshiba and other top manufacturers, giving the agency the means to eavesdrop on the majority of the world's computers, according to cyber researchers and former operatives.
04:57:00 <DoC> More at this URL: http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/digital-living/66279485/nsa-hiding-equation-spy-program-on-hard-drives
04:59:00 <DoC> our media will bury that story faster than they can bury weed in their...heh
05:00:00 <DoC> that should be front page news the usa wants everyone to know
05:00:00 <Nick> you live in usa doc?
05:02:00 <Christopher> cool all my bills are paid
05:02:00 <Christopher> :)
05:02:00 <Christopher> got months smokes and 2 weeks food
05:03:00 <Christopher> where u live nick
05:03:00 <Christopher> ?
05:04:00 <Christopher> next pay iam rich
05:04:00 <Christopher> lols
05:04:00 <Christopher> but the clubs this week
05:04:00 <Christopher> doh
05:05:00 <Christopher> i easily survive on 100$ food for fortnite
05:05:00 <Christopher> or around 100
05:05:00 <Christopher> dont get junk food
05:06:00 <Christopher> im getting imune to my downer night time pill
05:08:00 <Nick> cool
05:08:00 <Nick> sydney you?
05:08:00 <Christopher> melb
05:08:00 <Nick> getting immune because its like being drug addict
05:08:00 <Christopher> nah just it dont make me tired
05:09:00 <Christopher> nemore unless i have 2
05:09:00 <Christopher> fucken psychs wanted me to go to a comunity care village until i got off their books
05:09:00 <Christopher> i was like i own a place
05:10:00 <Christopher> why would i pay bills for here and rent there
05:10:00 <Nick> dont agree
05:10:00 <Nick> they fucked
05:10:00 <Christopher> i didnt
05:10:00 <Nick> you ur own man
05:10:00 <Nick> fuck them
05:10:00 <Nick> dont do anything they say
05:12:00 <Christopher> in a month i up my mortgage repayments
05:12:00 <Christopher> :)
05:13:00 <Christopher> made my phone bill cheaper by like 30$ a month yesterday
05:14:00 <Christopher> 360$ a year
05:14:00 <Christopher> aint bad when u on dsp
05:14:00 <Christopher> its like half a payment
05:15:00 <Nick> dude why you need a big phonebill
05:15:00 <Nick> i buy credit like afew times a year if that
05:15:00 <Christopher> not mobile
05:15:00 <Christopher> hp and inet
05:15:00 <Nick> everything you can do on your mobile u can do on home wifi
05:15:00 <Christopher> unlimited
05:15:00 <Nick> i go work i go out i dont need phone i sorted it all before
05:16:00 <Nick> phones are a waste unless u got a lot of business to do and a lot of facebook shit to say on the go
05:16:00 <Nick> or you cannot wait to go home to download
05:16:00 <Nick> or youtube
05:16:00 <Christopher> i never go out
05:17:00 <Nick> then u should not need credit
05:17:00 <Nick> get a good home plan
05:17:00 <Christopher> 90$ a month now
05:17:00 <Christopher> stead of 115
05:17:00 <Nick> i pay 110 month for unlimited phonecalls and 500gb of cable
05:17:00 <Christopher> i get unlimited all numbers and unlimited gb
05:18:00 <Christopher> some trick u make u pay for 13 numbers
05:18:00 <Nick> yeh
05:18:00 <Nick> i got that
05:18:00 <Nick> but i free all mobile or home calls
05:18:00 <Christopher> i could prank call 25 countries if i liked
05:18:00 <Nick> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q6e9GmIe-4
05:18:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Best TRANCE music HD high quality 2014 Views: 995,931 Uploaded: Published on Nov 24, 2013 Duration: 53 Minutes 33 Seconds
05:18:00 <Nick> found it
05:18:00 <Nick> tell me if u like
05:22:00 <Christopher> think i aspirated into my lungs when i drank last
05:22:00 <Christopher> been few days coughing up shit
05:23:00 <Christopher> or its my stomach ph
05:25:00 <Christopher> musics alright
05:29:00 <Nick> coughing up???
05:29:00 <Nick> aspirated lung?
05:32:00 <Christopher> i drank cheap goon 4 days ago
05:34:00 <Christopher> its like reflux
05:34:00 <Christopher> had pill for it just then
05:35:00 <Nick> u drank goon and had apsirated lung?
05:35:00 <Nick> listen to that youtube vid i posted
05:35:00 <Christopher> i am
05:35:00 <Christopher> and cooking chips in oven
05:36:00 <Christopher> fuck 1 hour they be ready
05:36:00 <Christopher> when u drink to much for long time the diaphram pushes up wards
05:36:00 <Nick> really?
05:37:00 <Nick> and what happens???
05:37:00 <Christopher> makes u choke
05:38:00 <Nick> choke from goon?
05:39:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dJ97Vwoup4
05:39:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Drugged - High On Alcohol Views: 706,833 Uploaded: Published on Jan 7, 2013 Duration: 44 Minutes 54 Seconds
05:39:00 <Christopher> penis can shrink too
05:39:00 <Christopher> and u get a limp
05:39:00 <Christopher> when u walk
05:39:00 <Christopher> not just fuck the liver
05:40:00 <Nick> yeh i know
05:40:00 <Nick> its called gout almost
05:41:00 <Nick> very similar to it i had a friend who had it his gf leave him because no hard erection no more
05:41:00 <Nick> have to fuck chinese prosties
05:41:00 <Nick> called gwang and joo bung
05:41:00 <Nick> well that was more korean but u get me
05:41:00 <Christopher> yeah
05:42:00 <Nick> chris u ever go to jail?
05:43:00 <Christopher> no
05:43:00 <Christopher> no criminal convictions
05:43:00 <Christopher> only drink driving
05:44:00 <Christopher> no more coffee for me
05:44:00 <Christopher> today
05:48:00 <Nick> u keep that way chris
05:48:00 <Nick> <3
05:48:00 <Nick> night
11:46:00 <Floss> morning
11:48:00 <mrgrumpy> not for much longer
11:53:00 <Floss> only 8:53 here
12:01:00 <mrgrumpy> it'll be afternoon there eventually
12:01:00 <Floss> youre nickname suits you sir.
12:01:00 <Floss> your rather
12:02:00 <mrgrumpy> this is true
12:03:00 <Serenity> bet you're a fun guy at parties lol
12:03:00 <Serenity> HEYY this party rules 'dont get excited it will be over soon'
12:03:00 <mrgrumpy> I think you're extrapolating far too much there
12:04:00 <mrgrumpy> I'm just a grumpy fucker online
12:04:00 <Floss> and keep the music down
12:04:00 <mrgrumpy> and in the mornings before coffee o'clock
12:04:00 <Floss> but i thought it was nearly afternoon
12:04:00 <Serenity> why
12:05:00 <Serenity> lol
12:05:00 <mrgrumpy> well it is afternoon now, although I need some more coffee
12:06:00 <Serenity> mmm coffee
12:06:00 <[Maverick]> Serenity does grot things for coffee
12:07:00 <Serenity> i also do grot things for free
12:07:00 <mrgrumpy> as long as she doesnt do grot things *with* coffee
12:07:00 <mrgrumpy> coffee enema anyone?
12:07:00 <Serenity> gross lol
12:08:00 <[Maverick]> the line was there... and you hop skip and jumped over it
12:09:00 <mrgrumpy> the sick sad thing is that it's a thing!
12:09:00 <mrgrumpy> I have no idea why you'd want to irrigate your bowel with coffee - can't be healthy
12:09:00 <Floss> ha yeah saw the program on that
12:09:00 <Serenity> people are strange
12:09:00 <Floss> never use thier bathroom...or their kitchen
12:09:00 <mrgrumpy> embarrassing bodies?
12:10:00 <Floss> that or the my strange addiction
12:28:00 <aam> "paint ur lurve all ovah my world"
12:53:00 <aam> J
12:54:00 <aam> Soup
12:55:00 <slinky_J> woke up way late :P
12:55:00 <aam> Me 2
12:55:00 <aam> I got up an hour ago
12:56:00 <aam> Had lunch n am drinkin poppy seed tea atm for my toothache, goin dentist tomorrow
12:57:00 <slinky_J> yum
12:57:00 <aam> Fckn works gd, no pain in 5 mins
12:58:00 <aam> Actually no pain b4 u finish drinkin it
12:58:00 <slinky_J> :D
12:59:00 <aam> We have a nurse that comes here to the hostel every Wednesday and I told her abt the poppy seed tea
12:59:00 <aam> She goes "does it work?"
12:59:00 <Taco> urgh
13:00:00 <aam> I go "well ye, u know wat they make from it"
13:01:00 <aam> "ah ye, of course" she says llol
13:01:00 <Devil45> interesting url in the topic
13:07:00 <Taco> totes intradasting
13:08:00 <aam> Brb
13:10:00 <Taco> hmm thats a weird destination on TOR
13:10:00 <Taco> https://www.facebookcorewwwi.onion/
13:11:00 <Taco> facebook have a tor hidden service, then ask for your name, email, etc. to signup :P
13:37:00 <aam> "if u can only see how blue her eyes can be when she says ....."
13:41:00 <aam> "follow me"
13:42:00 <aam> Excellent track that
13:42:00 <aam> Jam And Spoon - Follow Me
13:44:00 <aam> It's long too, abt 14 mins from memory
16:15:00 <aam> Soup again
16:48:00 <StrykerX> Sup cuntz
16:49:00 <zaim> https://soundcloud.com/maceoplex/chelsea-wolfe-the-warden-maceo-plex-remix
16:50:00 <Taco> just frothing at the gash aye
16:51:00 <zaim> what gash
16:51:00 <zaim> where
16:54:00 <Skirmish> Lol massive troll = fat bastard.
16:54:00 <mrdanger> Gay
16:55:00 <Skirmish> What's news meds nger
16:56:00 <Skirmish> Lol auto correct.
17:15:00 <Student> Enjoying the Rules ;)
17:38:00 <simba> 4:1)
17:39:00 <stevem> 4;)
17:39:00 <aam> Has anyone anything s
17:39:00 <aam> Ooops
17:40:00 <aam> Has anyone found anything spesh in life or mabbe somethin new in the last lil while?
17:44:00 <aam> Like mabbe gettin to know abt somethin unbelievable and then gettin to know abt how it's done and bein able to show it to others
17:45:00 <stevem> nope
17:45:00 <stevem> only thing that comes to mind is... hyro's
17:47:00 <aam> I'm on the belief that some have, while some freaked out/got worked up abt it
17:47:00 <stevem> ah ok
17:47:00 <aam> When shown it*
17:50:00 <aam> Though some have possibly gone all for it
17:51:00 <stevem> cool
17:52:00 <aam> I could teach it to u once off this phone and typin on a kb, but u can't rat out on it or I'll jus dismiss u as mad and then I'd spend a lifetime under the care of others
17:53:00 <simba> what
17:53:00 <aam> I'd spend*
17:53:00 <simba> hyro's?
17:53:00 <stevem> i dont know
17:53:00 <stevem> i hopeso
17:53:00 <aam> You'd
17:53:00 <aam> Fcked up phone
17:54:00 <stevem> so what are you talking about in english ?
17:55:00 <simba> lol
17:56:00 <aam> Like if I told u how one does certain things n u went carryin on abt it to the wrong ppl, I'd end up in strife
17:56:00 <simba> its like mystical hieroglyphics
17:56:00 <aam> Fck
17:56:00 <simba> this whole thing
17:56:00 <aam> You'd
17:56:00 <aam> This is really fcked
17:57:00 <simba> yeah
17:57:00 <simba> what r u saying man
17:57:00 <stevem> .....................
17:57:00 <stevem> spit it out son
17:57:00 <simba> r u on something
17:57:00 <aam> How do u disable prediction/word placement?
17:57:00 <simba> Google it for ur phone
17:57:00 <stevem> now i want to know!
17:58:00 <aam> Ye it'd dc from here if I was to minimise this screen
17:58:00 <stevem> anywayz........ continue
17:58:00 <simba> tell me your phone type and ill google it for you..... at a price
17:59:00 <aam> Nah, tis a hassle typin a whole lot out on a phone nI wouldn't jus tell it to anyone
18:00:00 <stevem> um just tell me the basics
18:00:00 <stevem> of what it is
18:00:00 <simba> lol you wouldnt say the make eg. huwei
18:00:00 <aam> But thnx fo ur interest, mabbe some other time
18:00:00 <stevem> then ill tell you how it works
18:00:00 <simba> you probably go into settings and input anyway....
18:00:00 <simba> just helps to know the model at least
18:00:00 <simba> but FINE
18:00:00 <simba> u STRUGGLE M9
18:00:00 <simba> we'll deal with your heiroglyphics
18:01:00 <simba> 4:1)
18:01:00 <stevem> so you type all this bullshit get me interested then... na sorry i cant tell you today
18:01:00 <aam> Nokia Lumia 635 win 8
18:01:00 <simba> koool
18:01:00 <simba> stevem can look it up
18:02:00 <stevem> thnx fo ur interest, mabbe some other time
18:02:00 <stevem> ;)
18:02:00 <stevem> so your talking about something that gets you introuble
18:02:00 <stevem> and you mentioned RAT
18:03:00 <stevem> so i would say, you sit there jerking off while watching people on webcams all day (with a guess)
18:03:00 <simba> From the Start screen, touch the screen and slide left. Scroll down to and tap Settings. Scroll down to and tap keyboard. If desired, tap add keyboards to add an additional keyboard language. For the desired keyboard, tap Tap to change.
18:03:00 <stevem> noooooooo!
18:03:00 <stevem> :P
18:03:00 <simba> unlock boxes such as suggest text
18:03:00 <simba> etc
18:03:00 <simba> unclick*
18:04:00 <aam> Rite
18:04:00 <aam> I'll look into it when I d/c
18:05:00 <simba> kb settings uncheck the gay shit
18:05:00 <simba> n BOOM
18:06:00 <aam> Steven, it'd be a lot of typin for me and you'd prolly end up bein rude to me abt it cause u wouldn't believe it and then we'd be havin problems n I cbf-ed from a phone
18:07:00 <stevem> i wouldnt be rude to you about it
18:07:00 <TheRon> the 'rat??
18:08:00 <TheRon> simba 420?
18:08:00 <stevem> http://www.cnbc.com/id/101697236
18:08:00 <stevem> thats a rat ;p
18:08:00 <simba> 5:40
18:09:00 <TheRon> so, 420?
18:09:00 <stevem> 3:08
18:10:00 <TheRon> any port adelaide players 420 with you?
18:10:00 <simba> cam o'shea smokes fat bongs
18:10:00 <TheRon> pops around to yours?
18:10:00 <simba> nah m8 best set up in the league them boys got no time 4 smokeing weeds
18:10:00 <simba> i smoke with the bulldogs boys
18:10:00 <simba> they dont go to training
18:10:00 <stevem> hawhaw
18:11:00 <simba> heititer lumumba got a lot of time 2 smoke weed this year
18:11:00 <TheRon> i've heard those central districts boys like to light up
18:11:00 <simba> theyre gays
18:12:00 <TheRon> whats going on with the bombers?
18:12:00 <aam> I gots Nimbin choof, beat that
18:13:00 <TheRon> does jamiaican choof beat that?
18:13:00 <simba> bummers getting raped 4 as long as the afl wants
18:13:00 <TheRon> all these top ups for the nab challenge
18:13:00 <aam> No, noffin beats where I am atm
18:13:00 <faux> good evening
18:14:00 <TheRon> i'm walking on sunshine whoa oh
18:14:00 <faux> my face feels like its on fire
18:14:00 <aam> Ellou Tina \0
18:14:00 <faux> idk why its so hot
18:14:00 <Christopher> nah u are
18:14:00 <Christopher> faux
18:14:00 <Christopher> smoking
18:14:00 <faux> .
18:14:00 <TheRon> i called my horse "your face"
18:15:00 <TheRon> c'mon your face
18:15:00 <faux> TheDadJoke
18:15:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:15:00 <faux> lol
18:16:00 <TheRon> would your dad tell that joke?
18:16:00 <aam> I know, tis a love/hate friendship
18:16:00 <faux> yes
18:17:00 <Christopher> fauxie
18:17:00 <aam> Love me for bein by ur side, hate me for my doings
18:17:00 <Christopher> hows u
18:18:00 <faux> good
18:18:00 <faux> n u
18:18:00 <Christopher> good to here i am ok
18:18:00 <faux> good to here
18:19:00 <TheRon> the streets - fit but you know it
18:20:00 <Christopher> faux would be nice to cuddle
18:21:00 <TheRon> at this stage i'll take any woman that wants to sleep with me
18:22:00 <Christopher> not me
18:22:00 <Christopher> i have high standards
18:22:00 <Christopher> why i like faux
18:22:00 <TheRon> i bet
18:23:00 <TheRon> i've done drunk renditions of paul kelly - to her door between pubs
18:27:00 <aam> U know, I hated he who taught me, now he says (after I left) that there's nothin to forgive when I try n excuse myself
18:27:00 <TheRon> brothers 40th coming up, plan is to get drunk and sexually harras women
18:28:00 <Lumeah> I won't be there then. Ta
18:28:00 <TheRon> oh carn!
18:28:00 <Lumeah> Nah.
18:28:00 <TheRon> better offers?
18:28:00 <Lumeah> Yup
18:28:00 <TheRon> damn1
18:29:00 <TheRon> i am skilled at putting the moves on women
18:31:00 <[Maverick]> I am that skilled.. I don't end up with a vro
18:31:00 <TheRon> i'm virus free
18:32:00 <[Maverick]> same here \
18:32:00 <TheRon> lumeah, they are the young amreicans
18:36:00 <TheRon> never gonna give you, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you
18:36:00 <faux> kjunhio
18:37:00 <TheRon> go storm
18:39:00 <TheRon> can't i have another piece of chocolate cake, tammy baker's got a lot on her plate
18:40:00 <aam> "u're simply the best"
18:41:00 <aam> "better than all the rest"
18:41:00 <aam> "better than aaanyone"
18:42:00 <aam> "anyone I've ever met"
18:44:00 <TheRon> the david brent version?
18:44:00 <Floss> who sings that?
18:44:00 <aam> Tina Turner
18:44:00 <Floss> yeah lets keep it that way
18:45:00 <TheRon> michael penn - no myth
18:47:00 <beehhh> stressing irc
18:47:00 <Floss> whats irc
18:48:00 <Taco> stress masturbation
18:48:00 <beehhh> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/plans-to-use-mcg-as-shelter-for-melbournes-heatwave-refugees-20150215-13em74.html
18:49:00 <beehhh> you cant touch this
18:49:00 <beehhh> ooomp are you yummy today
18:49:00 <TheRon> caribbean queen, are we sharing the same dream
18:49:00 <ooomp> Yes beehhh, yummy like an Australian citizen
18:50:00 <ooomp> Unlike you
18:50:00 <beehhh> yes the rich people are coming to become australian citizens
18:50:00 <stevem> hehe
18:50:00 <TheRon> beehhh: is aussie as
18:50:00 <TheRon> he likes beer and cricket
18:50:00 <TheRon> and the footy
18:51:00 <ooomp> beehhh uses Vegemite for lube
18:51:00 <TheRon> owns a fj holden
18:51:00 <beehhh> if you like it ooomp i got no probs and i dont like waering rubbers either
18:51:00 <[Maverick]> vegemite for lube
18:51:00 <[Maverick]> jesus christ ooomp
18:52:00 <beehhh> i was playing with cat and she keeps bringing her ass to my pants?
18:52:00 <StrykerX> You fucked the cat? O.O
18:52:00 <ooomp> Hey don't look at me. I'm just relaying what beehhh does
18:52:00 <TheRon> is four large pizzas enough between 5 adults 2 children and an infant?
18:52:00 <[Maverick]> I will look at you
18:52:00 <ooomp> Don't fuck cats please
18:52:00 <ooomp> Leave the pussy alone
18:53:00 <beehhh> sif i feed her and i have a gf
18:53:00 <StrykerX> bf*
18:53:00 <StrykerX> Isn't ya mrs a tranny?
18:53:00 <aam> Ooomp
18:53:00 <beehhh> bit of both actually which is good
18:53:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
18:53:00 <aam> Wannah fck?
18:53:00 <StrykerX> Bf
18:53:00 <aam> Lol
18:53:00 <aam> Haiiiii
18:53:00 <TheRon> stereophonics - dakota, a fave song of mine
18:53:00 <beehhh> ooomp why do you care who i fuck and dont
18:54:00 <ooomp> I don't
18:54:00 <beehhh> i know you want me back
18:54:00 <aam> <3
18:54:00 <Floss> oooooguuurlll
18:54:00 <Floss> some ice for that BURN
18:54:00 <beehhh> Bullshit you lie
18:55:00 <ooomp> beehhh, again, I don't.
18:55:00 <[Maverick]> Why thank you my pretty
18:55:00 <beehhh> i feed cat premium can sardine
18:55:00 <ooomp> You're welcome tubby
18:55:00 <[Maverick]> far from tubby
18:55:00 <beehhh> you can say that to million of times but i know the truth
18:55:00 <Floss> tubby? bitch please
18:55:00 <TheRon> can we stop and discuss breasst for a minute?
18:55:00 <ooomp> pics or gtfo
18:56:00 <Floss> I LOVE A BIT 'O CHOOK TIT
18:56:00 <TheRon> i like breasts
18:56:00 <aam> Kate!
18:56:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/2lxjrki.jpg
18:56:00 <aam> Tis <- Excessive
18:56:00 <TheRon> breast is best
18:56:00 <aam> Lol
18:57:00 <aam> Was jokin
18:57:00 <aam> Abt the fckin
18:57:00 <beehhh> ooomp has a flat chest
18:57:00 <TheRon> i bet she doesnt
18:57:00 <Floss> id love a flat chest
18:57:00 <Floss> a flat anything
18:58:00 <TheRon> the keira knightly tits does nothing for me
18:58:00 <Floss> kiera is strange
18:58:00 <Floss> she needs a good sammich
18:58:00 <beehhh> many aussie girl dont have huge tits especially those are in athletic figures, mines the size of 16"
18:59:00 <TheRon> a good roast
18:59:00 <Floss> keira is the girl version of johhny depp
18:59:00 <TheRon> with all the trimmings
18:59:00 <beehhh> moobs actually
18:59:00 <aam> Be back soon-ish
18:59:00 <Floss> skinny and they look like if you went near them they would have BO
19:00:00 <TheRon> madness - house of fun
19:00:00 <beehhh> london is a big city easier to find jobs
19:01:00 <beehhh> i'll try to be better this time up there
19:02:00 <beehhh> the mistakes you made was a lesson
19:11:00 <Floss> and?
19:12:00 <couleurs> HaPPy CHiNa's NeW YEaRs!!!
19:12:00 <couleurs> ^____________________________^
19:12:00 <ooomp> And to you couleurs. You look good as a goat
19:13:00 <ooomp> :D
19:13:00 <couleurs> BbbAaAa
19:13:00 <couleurs> i'm on a goat
19:13:00 <couleurs> -- 2012 internet meme
19:18:00 <ooomp> Yep
19:18:00 <ooomp> Killed it
19:18:00 <couleurs> whatchu doing
19:18:00 <couleurs> where is every1
19:18:00 <stebie> hi couleurs
19:18:00 <stebie> enjoy your stay
19:18:00 <[Maverick]> couleurs
19:19:00 <couleurs> hi boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:19:00 <stebie> hihi
19:20:00 <couleurs> the weather rocks
19:20:00 <StrykerX> stebie you homo
19:20:00 <StrykerX> Sup
19:20:00 <couleurs> back to 20c
19:20:00 <stebie> dazfgz
19:20:00 <stebie> not a lot, you?
19:21:00 <couleurs> picken me nose
19:21:00 <[Maverick]> As if you're ignored
19:21:00 <[Maverick]> gosh
19:23:00 <ooomp> Some 11 minutes later.. You still don't acknowledge
19:23:00 <ooomp> Actually 13
19:23:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:23:00 <couleurs> TiK_ToK
19:24:00 <bee_girl> :D
19:24:00 <couleurs> ps4ps4ps4ps4ps4ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:24:00 <bee_girl> almost
19:24:00 <couleurs> that's what she said
19:24:00 <couleurs> -- 2013 internet meme
19:25:00 <bee_girl> was there a 2014 update?
19:25:00 <couleurs> probabry
19:25:00 <StrykerX> Not alot stebie, kicking back after work
19:25:00 <StrykerX> Exhausted
19:26:00 <stebie> what are you doing nowadays?
19:27:00 <stebie> besides random blowies?
19:27:00 <couleurs> FiFa
19:27:00 <StrykerX> Yo mumma
19:28:00 <StrykerX> You working yet or wot?
19:28:00 <stebie> daddy!
19:28:00 <ooomp> FIFA sucks.
19:28:00 <stebie> fifa's the best
19:28:00 <ooomp> Is not
19:28:00 <stebie> StrykerX, i'm centrelink's number 1 customer
19:28:00 <ooomp> Poor trout
19:28:00 <couleurs> -ignore ooomp
19:28:00 <StrykerX> IRC4LYF
19:29:00 <stebie> ^_^
19:29:00 <couleurs> ^____________________________^
19:29:00 <ooomp> I mean really, whole bunch of gay boys running around caring about their hair more than the ball and a game that ends in a draw. Um what
19:29:00 <StrykerX> I work in the disability sector now
19:30:00 <StrykerX> Very rewarding
19:30:00 <StrykerX> Not financially
19:30:00 <couleurs> do u c Pieter often
19:30:00 <stebie> lol
19:30:00 <stebie> ooomp, they're not gay
19:30:00 <StrykerX> Unless he's wheelchair bound, no.
19:31:00 <ooomp> Well some would be surely stebie
19:31:00 <ooomp> Closeted and all
19:31:00 <StrykerX> You talking soccer?
19:31:00 <StrykerX> That's a fucking pansy sport.
19:31:00 <StrykerX> YOU BROKE MY NAIL! RED CARD!!
19:33:00 <stebie> i do agree some of the antics are appalling
19:33:00 <stebie> but the pros outweigh the cons
19:34:00 <ooomp> Which are
19:34:00 <couleurs> agreed.
19:34:00 <ooomp> List away stebie
19:34:00 <couleurs> this mornings match was good
19:34:00 <stebie> google it!
19:35:00 <ooomp> No result.
19:35:00 <stebie> i haven't uploaded it yet
19:35:00 <stebie> wait
19:35:00 <ooomp> Upload this
19:35:00 <StrykerX> Pros: Closet fags can play with confidence, not hard to follow
19:35:00 <Skirmish> Good evening good sir stebie.
19:35:00 <stebie> ooomp, i don't have enough web space
19:35:00 <ooomp> A pity
19:36:00 <ooomp> All you needed is 1b
19:36:00 <ooomp> There are no pros
19:36:00 <stebie> if it wasn't that great, almost all of the countries in the world wouldn't be playing it
19:36:00 <stebie> not sure if there's a sport that has a larger following
19:37:00 <ooomp> So why hasn't it overtaken here then
19:37:00 <stebie> too many yobbos
19:37:00 <stebie> g'day Skirmish, how goes it?
19:37:00 <ooomp> Excuses. If its that popular and enjoyable
19:38:00 <stebie> give it a go, it's more enjoyable than afl (imo)
19:38:00 <stebie> indoor variants are much more fun than afl equivalents
19:39:00 <Skirmish> It goes well.
19:39:00 <couleurs> u wanna mud wrestle about it
19:39:00 <stebie> yes!!!
19:39:00 <StrykerX> It hasn't taken off in Australia because the bogans aren't into pansy sports
19:39:00 <StrykerX> lol
19:39:00 <ooomp> Its a simplistic sport, that's why. Round ball. Zero skills
19:39:00 <ooomp> Oooh I can kick it and it rolls
19:40:00 <ooomp> Bouce an afl ball, that's skill
19:40:00 <simba> what sports do u play ooomp
19:40:00 <simba> knitting
19:40:00 <stebie> lol, that's not skill
19:40:00 <stebie> i can bounce an afl ball
19:40:00 <StrykerX> It's not hard to bounce an AFL ball in honesty
19:40:00 <stebie> lol yeah
19:40:00 <StrykerX> Even fat cunts like me can achieve it
19:41:00 <couleurs> Soccer Rocks !!!!!!!!!!
19:41:00 <stebie> soca4eva
19:41:00 <StrykerX> Soccer is probably one of the biggest games of deception ever..
19:41:00 <StrykerX> Look at how hard they act for penalty shots
19:41:00 <stebie> simba, you going to see liverpool when they come down again?
19:41:00 <stebie> they're coming to you this time?
19:42:00 <simba> when someone says soccer is a pansy sport just tell them ur gonna come at them full speed and slide tackle them and they will shit them selves then go watch a bayern game together and they will be like woah this rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! futebol!!!!!!!!!!
19:42:00 <simba> yes i got ticket
19:42:00 <StrykerX> simba, bring it.
19:42:00 <simba> near my port seat
19:42:00 <simba> futebol!!!!!!
19:42:00 <stebie> slide tacke, studs up
19:42:00 <stebie> kgo
19:42:00 <couleurs> Soccer Rocks !!!!!!!!!!
19:42:00 <simba> u got ticket?
19:42:00 <stebie> no ._.
19:43:00 <Nick> soccer is for pansies
19:43:00 <simba> wanna get slide tackled
19:43:00 <Nick> umm by you?
19:43:00 <Nick> LOL
19:43:00 <stebie> thanks Nick for your valuable input
19:43:00 <simba> sure
19:43:00 <stebie> (lol)
19:43:00 <StrykerX> simba, do you even know how to slide tackle?
19:44:00 <simba> yes
19:44:00 <Nick> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
19:44:00 <ooomp> stebie I think we have proved soccer is gay
19:44:00 <stebie> ooomp, let's disagree to agree
19:44:00 <simba> has anyone else here aside from me and stebie ever played sport before
19:44:00 <ooomp> Ok
19:45:00 <Nick> hahahahaha
19:45:00 <ooomp> I have
19:45:00 <StrykerX> I played soccer when I was 13
19:45:00 <StrykerX> It's gay.
19:45:00 <Nick> just because you played a sport doesnt mean anything
19:45:00 <simba> yea but have you
19:45:00 <Nick> yes i have
19:45:00 <simba> or do u just type a bunch
19:45:00 <stebie> StrykerX, just because you suck at it doesn't make it gay
19:45:00 <Nick> basketball, rugy, rugby league
19:45:00 <Skirmish> Doing an online health assessment for work .... it's a bit full on.
19:45:00 <simba> gay sports
19:45:00 <StrykerX> Actually, I scored goals.. I wasn't the best but wasn't the worst
19:45:00 <StrykerX> Still gay.
19:45:00 <ooomp> I was center in netball
19:46:00 <couleurs> well i used to be chess champion up until never
19:46:00 <Nick> bit of indoor soccer
19:46:00 <stebie> rugby... "let's 'scrum', so i can touch your nutsack"
19:46:00 <simba> lol
19:46:00 <Nick> well if you are gay sure
19:46:00 <StrykerX> They suck their thumbs when they get a penalty shot
19:46:00 <StrykerX> Nuff said.
19:46:00 <couleurs> people calling soccer gay when they played netball and rugby...............
19:47:00 <StrykerX> Especially the Italian team
19:47:00 <couleurs> is there even a difference between rugby and netball... i don't think so!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:47:00 <simba> exactly, if u played rugby ur probably from queensland/NSW so anything u say is disregarded anyway
19:47:00 <stebie> lol
19:47:00 <StrykerX> loll
19:47:00 <couleurs> (both gay)
19:47:00 <ooomp> Of course there's a difference couleurs. Hot females play it
19:47:00 <ooomp> Unlike burly fat men
19:47:00 <couleurs> Pics!!!!!!!
19:48:00 <StrykerX> Netball, that's one sport I'm surprised doesn't wind up with more broken ankles
19:48:00 <simba> that moneys in beach volleyball
19:48:00 <ooomp> Its called skill StrykerX
19:48:00 <ooomp> No diving for fouls either
19:48:00 <StrykerX> LOL
19:49:00 <simba> i was a striker until like 12 then defender until 20
19:49:00 <simba> being a LB/RB was teh best
19:49:00 <stebie> because there's no touching in netball
19:49:00 <StrykerX> Yes
19:49:00 <stebie> if there was more touching, there'd be a larger male audience
19:49:00 <StrykerX> No touching and it's a GIRLS sport
19:49:00 <couleurs> Nutball :)
19:49:00 <StrykerX> Soccer also has a NO TOUCHING policy
19:49:00 <StrykerX> ;)
19:50:00 <stebie> StrykerX, um no
19:50:00 <stebie> you can use your body in soccer, to an extent
19:51:00 <ooomp> Yeah, in the showers
19:51:00 <ooomp> Close contact
19:51:00 <stebie> ooomp, that's the best part of the game!
19:51:00 <ooomp> I bet
19:53:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
19:53:00 <Christopher> rocking the beats
19:54:00 <Christopher> like no one else can
19:54:00 <StrykerX> Christopher, better than Tiesto yet?
19:54:00 <ooomp> Lol
19:54:00 <ooomp> Don't encourage him
19:55:00 <StrykerX> Hey, he claimed it
19:55:00 <StrykerX> I'm waiting to see it.
19:55:00 <Skirmish> We should be encouraging Christopher. With a little love and support he can join the Vengaboys and tour the world.
19:56:00 <StrykerX> They still exist?
19:56:00 <Skirmish> I think they all died but we can dream
19:56:00 <ooomp> Maybe he can die along with them
19:57:00 <StrykerX> Oh, they released a christmas album last yr
19:57:00 <StrykerX> Guess they still exist.
19:58:00 <Skirmish> lol be nice to chris. I got banned for an hour for waving at him last night.
19:59:00 <StrykerX> I'm talking about Vengaboys, not Chris.
19:59:00 <Skirmish> I have a picture I need to share.
20:00:00 <Skirmish> Check out this bewdiful puppy. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/Bear_zpsipjbfhje.jpg
20:00:00 <nate> u waved at him in the raw holding an apple i pad ;l
20:00:00 <Skirmish> Pure breed boxer.
20:01:00 <nate> make a good puppy pie that one :D
20:01:00 <stebie> :O
20:01:00 <nate> num num num!
20:01:00 <nate> scooby snack!
20:02:00 <ooomp> Cute puppy
20:03:00 <stevem> nate the great
20:03:00 <Skirmish> The mrs took our puppy up to her parents to play with Bear. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/Bearnie_zpsnn21zova.jpg
20:03:00 <British^Meat> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=739406739484223 dog fails
20:04:00 <nate> quick chop them tails off
20:04:00 <Skirmish> Not allowed to anymore.
20:04:00 <nate> shame isnt it
20:04:00 <nate> we are all about looks right!
20:05:00 <nate> when eating a berry is bad for u ;D
20:05:00 <Skirmish> Bear's tail is like a whip when he gets going. I wish it was chopped off. Vets refuse to do it now though. Animal abuse and stuff.
20:05:00 <milk> cute dog
20:05:00 <nate> yeah best doing it when they are puppies
20:05:00 <nate> adult 2 late
20:06:00 <nate> massive thing now!
20:06:00 <nate> slap down trees and wildlife
20:06:00 <milk> are you a yobbo?
20:07:00 <Skirmish> They won't do it when they are puppies either. Same with Rotties. Won't remove their tales anymore either.
20:08:00 <nate> what excuse could u use
20:08:00 <milk> dogger the meat missile bear
20:08:00 <nate> my uncle jim bob did it!
20:08:00 <aam> Soup
20:09:00 <aam> We have a flood warning
20:10:00 <nate> sexy flood warning
20:10:00 <nate> beep beep!
20:10:00 <milk> cool
20:10:00 <nate> bikini bottoms only
20:10:00 <aam> "psyclone" out at sea
20:10:00 <milk> ne drunk aborigines?
20:10:00 <nate> psycolone!
20:11:00 <nate> heheh ;DL
20:11:00 <aam> They're waitin to see wat it does
20:11:00 <StrykerX> Do you mean cyclone?
20:11:00 <nate> its coming over my place!
20:11:00 <StrykerX> Or is that a psycho cyclone?
20:11:00 <aam> Yrs I do mean cyclone
20:11:00 <nate> mind reading phycholone!
20:11:00 <nate> hehehe
20:11:00 <nate> wrrrah!
20:12:00 <nate> aams got ya porche undercover?
20:12:00 <aam> We're by the bridge here, if the water gets to 8 meters, we have to go
20:13:00 <nate> could do, watch out for that high tide
20:13:00 <milk> nate is a know it all
20:13:00 <nate> sand bags?
20:13:00 <nate> OOoOoP!
20:13:00 <milk> a very boring one
20:14:00 <aam> The evac top point on the bridge is 11 meters and after that u can't leave anymore
20:14:00 <StrykerX> And if the water suddenly disappears, run.
20:14:00 <[Maverick]> nate: Serenity has some awesome sandbags
20:14:00 <nate> it means i have done a big crap in the toilet and sucked all the water away
20:15:00 <StrykerX> Sucked it away?
20:15:00 <StrykerX> Up your arse? lol
20:15:00 <nate> beehhs aliens did it
20:15:00 <nate> up my arse!
20:15:00 <nate> ;O
20:16:00 <StrykerX> Probing is back in then?
20:16:00 <StrykerX> No pun intended
20:16:00 <nate> im going to shops, grain waves on special, hmm chippies
20:16:00 <milk> do you put foreign objects in your body?
20:16:00 <nate> yeah describing boobs as sandbags isnt very sexy
20:16:00 <StrykerX> Where?
20:16:00 <nate> woolies
20:16:00 <nate> i live in brisbane tho
20:17:00 <nate> sour cream!
20:17:00 <nate> n chives
20:17:00 <nate> i think
20:17:00 <nate> mabye not chives
20:17:00 <nate> lol
20:17:00 <milk> beer and chips
20:18:00 <aam> Beer batter chips yum
20:18:00 <nate> yes it is chives thankyou googal
20:18:00 <nate> birdseye has good chips
20:19:00 <couleurs> i'm good chips
20:20:00 <StrykerX> I love the sour cream grain waves personally
20:20:00 <milk> yeah
20:20:00 <StrykerX> And original Doritos
20:20:00 <milk> I could do with some fish n chips
20:22:00 <aam> I'mmah make a jaffle with all this talk, bbs
20:34:00 <couleurs> male 1 4 every1
20:35:00 <aam> I made hot cross buns into jaffles
20:36:00 <couleurs> unacceptable
20:36:00 <aam> It's got sultanas, so it's sweet
20:37:00 <aam> The machine isn't even a jaffle maker but we use it as one, it's a meat press/fryer with corrugated top n bottom
20:37:00 <aam> Tis pretty big
20:38:00 <aam> U can fry a big steak on it
20:39:00 <couleurs> discusteing
20:39:00 <aam> Wat's disgusting abt that?
20:40:00 <couleurs> u
20:40:00 <stebie> fifa?
20:40:00 <couleurs> Soccer Rocks !!!!!!!!!!
20:41:00 <zaim> smells like metro underage up in here
20:41:00 <zaim> with all that trout
20:41:00 <aam> I'll sock yah cpuleurs :P
20:42:00 <ter3za> LOL @ zaim
20:42:00 <aam> couleurs*
20:42:00 <stebie> :O
20:42:00 <ter3za> thanks stebie :D
20:43:00 <zaim> yeah thanks babe :D
20:43:00 <stebie> ^_^
20:46:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/YX3nRDF.jpg
20:46:00 <couleurs> me rn
20:46:00 <zaim> that kids goin places.
20:47:00 <couleurs> snoozey town
20:49:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/GCWDAP8.jpg
20:51:00 <ZapbuzZ> i feel so happy
20:51:00 <ZapbuzZ> i gots money
20:51:00 <ZapbuzZ> and smokes
20:51:00 <ZapbuzZ> im filthy fkn rich
20:52:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !!
20:52:00 <ter3za> wow ZapbuzZ
20:52:00 <ZapbuzZ> ok if u say so couleurs
20:52:00 <stebie> Pieteurs
20:52:00 <ZapbuzZ> i gots coffee too
20:54:00 <nate> this if free love!
20:54:00 <nate> wow
20:54:00 <nate> is:)
20:54:00 <nate> what typing skills
20:54:00 <nate> ZapbuzZ is smoking money!
20:55:00 <ZapbuzZ> now .... wheres all the women rotfl
20:55:00 <nate> they are just around the corner
20:55:00 <nate> :P
20:59:00 <ZapbuzZ> Nimbin? i heard they make great cheese there
21:00:00 <aam> Ye Nimbin, I'm half hour away from it
21:05:00 <bee_girl> you can buy the cheese at woolies
21:06:00 <bee_girl> where u aam? i just moved from clunes to brisvegas
21:06:00 <aam> Lismore
21:07:00 <aam> Furtherest big-ish town up north b4 the qld border
21:07:00 <Lumeah> Hi bee ber
21:07:00 <bee_girl> hey lumee
21:08:00 <Lumeah> How's brissy going?
21:08:00 <bee_girl> yeah pretty good.... its noisy
21:08:00 <bee_girl> and its crowded
21:08:00 <bee_girl> but its fun
21:08:00 <Lumeah> Cool
21:08:00 <bee_girl> and theres lots to do
21:08:00 <bee_girl> maurie's new school is cool
21:08:00 <bee_girl> works great
21:09:00 <bee_girl> i suppose im not really complaining :)
21:09:00 <bee_girl> hows u?
21:10:00 <aam> R uz gettin rainy weather cause of the cyclone bee_girl?
21:10:00 <Lumeah> Excellent!
21:10:00 <aam> We've had a flood warning
21:11:00 <Lumeah> Im good todey ta
21:11:00 <Lumeah> Ohh
21:12:00 <ZapbuzZ> i like rain but not too much
21:13:00 <ZapbuzZ> wouldn't it be cool if people met on irc hahaha not
21:13:00 <bee_girl> its kinda started... on and off still
21:13:00 <Digerati> i met a girl once on irc, her name was bonny on austnet
21:13:00 <ZapbuzZ> i meant met in person from irc
21:13:00 <bee_girl> they reckon by tmw afternoon it will be all happening
21:13:00 <aam> I have met ppl off irc
21:13:00 <Digerati> since then i got scared
21:13:00 <bee_girl> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-02-18/cyclone-watch-in-queensland-as-coral-sea-tropical-low-looms/6137986
21:14:00 <aam> Even worked with one, got her a job
21:14:00 <ZapbuzZ> cyclone is amms cone
21:16:00 <aam> No, it's my cone, brb
21:17:00 <aam> K, carry on
21:18:00 <aam> Cathlene <3
21:19:00 <aam> <- Excessive
21:19:00 <nate> ZapbuzZ babe have u been a pervert today?:)
21:19:00 <aam> Damn
21:19:00 <aam> She left
21:20:00 <aam> I thought she joined
21:20:00 <nate> aam chase her to the airport
21:20:00 <aam> Dumb dumb dumb duuuumb
21:20:00 <aam> It's the phone I swear
21:21:00 <aam> I should pay attention n read it more carefully
21:21:00 <nate> naaah;l
21:21:00 <aam> It's in red letters on a black screen
21:22:00 <aam> And tis not so standing out so to speak
21:23:00 <aam> I'm used to a comp screen on irc
21:24:00 <aam> N a proper full sized keyboard not a kb on a phone
21:25:00 <ZapbuzZ> nah nate haven't been out much today
21:26:00 <nate> i am on my laptop plugged into tv
21:26:00 <nate> wouldnt have it any other way
21:26:00 <nate> comeon ZapbuzZ! whats your ideal woman?
21:29:00 <aam> Ideally I would have some sort of AMD 8 core box wtc etc, but I'll be gettin a laptop for portability soon-ish
21:30:00 <aam> Like I want portable shit atm
21:30:00 <nate> yup
21:30:00 <nate> totally
21:30:00 <aam> I'm not settled atm
21:31:00 <aam> Will be movin around the place is wat I'm sayin
21:32:00 <aam> And I don't have a car to pack shot into if I was to leave where I am atm
21:32:00 <aam> So that's y
21:33:00 <ZapbuzZ> im not sure i guess whatever looks rootable
21:34:00 <picard> Hullo
21:34:00 <aam> Shit into*
21:35:00 <picard> How is everyone
21:35:00 <nate> picard are u rootable!
21:35:00 <picard> Yes
21:35:00 <nate> what does that involve
21:36:00 <nate> zapbuzz was saying he likes anything rootable
21:36:00 <picard> I guess bending me over and using some lube
21:37:00 <picard> Can I root u nate
21:37:00 <Zade> hello picard
21:38:00 <picard> Zade:
21:38:00 <aam> Picard yah shag bag \0 :P
21:38:00 <picard> LOL
21:38:00 <[Maverick]> Shagbag?
21:39:00 <[Maverick]> wtf is going on with melbourne haha
21:39:00 <[Maverick]> sup picard
21:39:00 <picard> Fark all man, u?
21:39:00 <Serenity> LOL
21:39:00 <Serenity> WTF
21:39:00 <picard> Serenity: u want some?
21:40:00 <Serenity> a shag bag?
21:40:00 <Serenity> sure
21:40:00 <Serenity> whats in it
21:40:00 <picard> My butt
21:41:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah fuck all eh
21:41:00 <nate> picards beans are in it
21:41:00 <[Maverick]> chilling out
21:41:00 <[Maverick]> deciding to get looser than the octomum tonight
21:41:00 <nate> lol
21:41:00 <picard> Bracing for the fucking shitful hot weather coming on the weekend
21:42:00 <[Maverick]> eh.. being in the desert I am used to it
21:42:00 <picard> Same
21:42:00 <[Maverick]> it's the cold weather I get niggly with
21:42:00 <picard> I just like to complain lol
21:42:00 <[Maverick]> we know
21:42:00 <[Maverick]> you're picard :P
21:42:00 <picard> Cold is ok, easy to warm up
21:42:00 <picard> Bite me bitch
21:42:00 <Nick> gee you just realised that?
21:44:00 <Digerati> how about ice cold picard ?
21:44:00 <Digerati> like pluto
21:44:00 <picard> No
21:45:00 <picard> I'm not a fucking penguin
21:45:00 <picard> Serenity
21:45:00 <[Maverick]> Settle down Nick
21:45:00 <Digerati> 21c is the perfect temp at 40% humidity
21:45:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha
21:45:00 <couleurs> HhhEeeeYyyy SssEeeXxxYyy LLAaaDddyYy
21:46:00 <[Maverick]> bald like teh penquin
21:46:00 <[Maverick]> penguin
21:46:00 <[Maverick]> fucking q jumping in there uninvited
21:47:00 <picard> Lol
21:47:00 <[Maverick]> :P
21:47:00 <picard> 😍
21:48:00 <picard> Is simba still half whit
21:48:00 <picard> Opps half ops?
21:49:00 <Serenity> no hes a full op
21:49:00 <Digerati> hhis admin as well
21:49:00 <picard> Why isn't he being a smug prick
21:49:00 <Serenity> he is not admin
21:49:00 <Digerati> ok
21:49:00 <Digerati> thought he was
21:49:00 <picard> Has he be warned to pull his head in?
21:50:00 <Serenity> the only op here that is admin is Bonny
21:50:00 <Digerati> he wanted to zline me
21:50:00 <Digerati> bonny is ok
21:50:00 <picard> He enjoys banning me
21:50:00 <Digerati> i got np with bons bons
21:50:00 <Serenity> simba is a free spirit
21:50:00 <Digerati> simba is on the weed with paranoia
21:51:00 <picard> Correct
21:51:00 <ZapbuzZ> simba remembers people
21:51:00 <ZapbuzZ> on irc
21:51:00 <Digerati> paranoia is good, don't get me wrong, as long at it is not delusional
21:51:00 <Digerati> paranoia is awareness
21:52:00 <Serenity> wow
21:52:00 <Digerati> and aware of the unknown or things to happen, or could happen
21:52:00 <Digerati> he is geek after all :)
21:52:00 <Digerati> brb
21:52:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/rKmBCZd.jpg
21:53:00 <picard> Lol
21:53:00 <stebie> he's sheek
21:53:00 <picard> stebie: would u do him?
21:54:00 <Digerati> simba is intelligent/aware and alert
21:54:00 <stebie> for a price
21:54:00 <Digerati> i just hate his cockiness :p
21:54:00 <picard> U pay for sex stebie?
21:54:00 <Digerati> but intelligence breeds naiveness simba
21:55:00 <Digerati> stebie
21:55:00 <stebie> no, picard, never
21:55:00 <Nick> simba is not intelligent
21:55:00 <ZapbuzZ> was that a midjet?
21:55:00 <stebie> well, i guess we all pay some price
21:55:00 <picard> Not directly
21:55:00 <Digerati> just like steve jobs stupid statement before he dies
21:55:00 <stebie> it may not be directly monetary
21:55:00 <Digerati> "we all die" steve job said
21:55:00 <Digerati> and he was ?
21:55:00 <picard> Steve jobs is dead?
21:55:00 <stebie> no picard
21:55:00 <Digerati> he was super intelligent
21:56:00 <picard> Can some one tell the cunt the iPhone is getting to big
21:56:00 <Digerati> no we stuffed him and put him in silicon valley as a statue
21:56:00 <ZapbuzZ> steve jobs writes apps for god now
21:56:00 <picard> He haid aids?
21:56:00 <picard> -I
21:57:00 <Digerati> steve job was super intelligent with naiveness
21:57:00 <stebie> Digerati, it's steve jobs...
21:57:00 <Digerati> because intelligence breeds pride
21:57:00 <Digerati> it makes people rich and naive, the pride
21:57:00 <picard> Does anyone know if b1 has necked himself?
21:57:00 <ZapbuzZ> hes the reason IBM OS2 and microsoft windows looked simular thru the 90's
21:57:00 <Digerati> pride makes them naive stebie
21:57:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
21:57:00 <Digerati> even the rich
21:58:00 <picard> who is watching winter?
21:58:00 <Digerati> i aint naive stebie
21:58:00 <Digerati> i am aware and alert
21:58:00 <couleurs> steve job #1 IT guy in the uni verse
21:58:00 <Digerati> because i am not a genius or elite
21:58:00 <picard> U are stupid
21:58:00 <aam> It still confuses me. Y let someone die in the first place if u have the technology to bring him back from an embalmed corpse afterwards?!!!!!
21:58:00 <Digerati> i am not naive
21:58:00 <Digerati> naiveness is stupidity
21:58:00 <Serenity> god
21:59:00 <picard> Yes Serenity
21:59:00 <ZapbuzZ> omg watch out warm kittens'
21:59:00 <Digerati> we all die, that's what steve jobs last words were to humanity
21:59:00 <Digerati> what a idiot
21:59:00 <Mew> prepare to be pink socked
21:59:00 <picard> Genius
22:00:00 <nate> mew is always on them bike paths ;l
22:00:00 <Digerati> retard
22:00:00 <ZapbuzZ> yes we all do
22:00:00 <Digerati> jobs was naive and stupid and took life for granted
22:00:00 <Digerati> i felt sorry for him in a way
22:00:00 <[Maverick]> fucking pink socks
22:00:00 <ZapbuzZ> to die is the last adventure
22:00:00 <[Maverick]> I got shown the latest set of airbags Mew..
22:01:00 <Mew> Itz Digeriatrics hour woooo hoooo
22:01:00 <faux> Hot
22:01:00 <[Maverick]> Pirate showed me a pic of the new car
22:01:00 <Digerati> but fuck man, ashton kutcher looked so much like steve jopbs man
22:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
22:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
22:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
22:01:00 <Mew> The actual new car? Or my airbags?!
22:02:00 <ZapbuzZ> everyone getting voice than me makes me envious
22:02:00 <Digerati> go to admit steve looked much sexier in his younger years then gates
22:02:00 <Digerati> mac is sexy
22:02:00 <picard> faux: hello sexy
22:02:00 <[Maverick]> new car
22:02:00 <[Maverick]> hahah
22:02:00 <ZapbuzZ> gates has a photo on the web getting busted speeding .... he had a mugshot lil nerd
22:02:00 <picard> Can I see your feet?
22:03:00 <faux> Can I see your noose
22:03:00 <picard> Ok
22:04:00 <ZapbuzZ> !ping
22:04:00 <Digerati> zap, i went to paladium and crown casino for the microsoft seminar, for mcse, i seen gates face to face for about 2 seconds, 1 foot away from me, didn't even speak to him, but fuck the prick was ugly
22:04:00 <ZapbuzZ> really? if u'd p[unch him u'd be on the headlines lol
22:04:00 <Digerati> yes
22:05:00 <ZapbuzZ> man u were lucky
22:05:00 <Digerati> Windows 95, Start Me Up
22:05:00 <Digerati> what a fucking song to choose
22:05:00 <Digerati> he lucked it out
22:05:00 <Digerati> you make a grown man cry
22:05:00 <Digerati> start me up i never stop
22:06:00 <ZapbuzZ> ems xms etc etc
22:06:00 <Digerati> windows makes a grown man cry
22:06:00 <ZapbuzZ> fdisk
22:06:00 <Digerati> format c: /s/q
22:06:00 <ZapbuzZ> drained so many wallets windows 95
22:06:00 <Digerati> hey its 20 years soon
22:06:00 <ZapbuzZ> i luved 95
22:06:00 <ZapbuzZ> i still got windows 3.1
22:06:00 <ZapbuzZ> it was neater
22:07:00 <picard> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
22:07:00 <Digerati> all the OS except one OS is the best
22:07:00 <Digerati> Solaris is the best
22:07:00 <Digerati> nothing beats that OS
22:07:00 <Digerati> i used it at uni
22:07:00 <Digerati> unix
22:07:00 <ZapbuzZ> i have a sun ultrasparc but unless i can get a keyboard no boot
22:08:00 <Digerati> workstation 40 \?
22:08:00 <Digerati> who the fuck gave you that ?
22:08:00 <Digerati> only gvt and unis had that
22:08:00 <picard> Santa
22:08:00 <Digerati> hahaha :)
22:09:00 <Digerati> i want a blade
22:09:00 <Digerati> check this out
22:09:00 <Digerati> brb
22:09:00 <ZapbuzZ> its an ultra 10
22:09:00 <Digerati> ahh
22:09:00 <Digerati> 1991
22:09:00 <Digerati> ok
22:09:00 <Digerati> np
22:09:00 <ZapbuzZ> still works
22:09:00 <Digerati> hey i didn't say it was bad man
22:10:00 <Digerati> your lucky to have it
22:10:00 <Digerati> AHTCC used it
22:10:00 <ZapbuzZ> i got many pcs ibm, apple, sun and clones
22:10:00 <British^Meat> y?
22:10:00 <ZapbuzZ> the apple is a g4 mirror door
22:10:00 <couleurs> snes the best os fukc u guys
22:11:00 <ZapbuzZ> i cant turf them they work and have nostalgic value
22:11:00 <ZapbuzZ> im willing to donate to a pc museum
22:11:00 <Digerati> http://ark.intel.com/products/64596/Intel-Xeon-Processor-E5-2690-20M-Cache-2_90-GHz-8_00-GTs-Intel-QPI
22:11:00 <Digerati> that's the fastest in the world now
22:11:00 <Digerati> for home use
22:11:00 <ZapbuzZ> the architectual designs of these machines are inspirational
22:11:00 <stebie> i'll take 2
22:11:00 <ZapbuzZ> works of art
22:12:00 <Digerati> stebie, i wish
22:12:00 <Digerati> the mb can take 4 of them
22:12:00 <Digerati> and 2tb's ram with windows 2008
22:13:00 <Digerati> got 50 grand ?
22:13:00 <Digerati> chuck 4 titans on them
22:13:00 <Digerati> run a gaming server dude
22:13:00 <Digerati> why not, if you can get the clients
22:13:00 <stebie> sure, but it's not worth that much to me
22:13:00 <Digerati> i would
22:14:00 <Digerati> you have to use workstation sli cards
22:14:00 <Digerati> cgi studio shit
22:14:00 <beehhh> many bangladeshis are comming there but you had to refuse me time to time
22:15:00 <beehhh> dont give me any soft excuse
22:15:00 <nate> u won the cricket beehhh!
22:15:00 <beehhh> when nate
22:15:00 <beehhh> where how what
22:15:00 <Digerati> Intel® Identity Protection Technology ‡ No
22:15:00 <Digerati> now that sux
22:15:00 <stebie> i need to upgrade my rig
22:16:00 <beehhh> i just spoke with my tranny gf shes working OT
22:16:00 <stebie> still running a 1st gen i7
22:16:00 <beehhh> hotel pays good money
22:16:00 <Digerati> stebie your in luck
22:16:00 <nate> Bangladesh vs Afghanistan...,, Bangladesh won by 105 runs
22:16:00 <Digerati> duo core here
22:16:00 <couleurs> i got a new 1 stebie
22:16:00 <beehhh> oh cool news
22:16:00 <stebie> Digerati, ouch... you can take mine
22:17:00 <couleurs> i7 4.4 ghz 4 irc -_-
22:17:00 <Digerati> good thing is i know services.msc and gpedit.msc stebie, so i love it, i don't mind fucking around and learning
22:17:00 <couleurs> u jelly?
22:17:00 <stebie> lol couleurs
22:17:00 <stebie> yes ._.
22:17:00 <Digerati> ms know me, can format as many times as i want
22:17:00 <Digerati> oem version cd
22:18:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnBDT14DuNg
22:18:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Air Supply - Lonely Is The Night Views: 3,343,131 Uploaded:  Sep 23, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 3 Seconds
22:18:00 <beehhh> my favorite song
22:18:00 <Digerati> fuck em, if i make shitty mistakes just format
22:18:00 <Digerati> services depend on other services
22:18:00 <Digerati> that is what we need to learn
22:18:00 <beehhh> i had a sandwish with yogurt and beet slice
22:18:00 <Digerati> long as i dont get any error reports eventually, i worship
22:19:00 <couleurs> it cost like $1800 to put together and i haven't had time 2 sell my old macbook yet 2 recoup da money... whoops
22:19:00 <couleurs> selling things is such a chore now
22:19:00 <Digerati> couleurs deskstops are so 90's man
22:19:00 <Serenity> .
22:19:00 <ZapbuzZ> desktops rule
22:19:00 <Serenity> what a noob thing to say
22:19:00 <Digerati> it is
22:19:00 <Digerati> but heck
22:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is a noob :P
22:19:00 <ZapbuzZ> lappys and tablets melt when its time to do real math
22:19:00 <Digerati> i love lappys
22:20:00 <Serenity> kateee
22:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai - sup?
22:20:00 <Serenity> laptops are shit
22:20:00 <Digerati> i got tired of desktop building
22:20:00 <couleurs> yes because when i sit @ my desk i like to use a laptop on my desk
22:20:00 <Serenity> kate want a 10 year old?
22:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> my laptop is awesome
22:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no!
22:20:00 <Digerati> not my panasonic toughbook
22:20:00 <Digerati> it's good
22:20:00 <[Maverick]> Hey katatonic_kate01
22:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've got a 4 year old who thinks she is 40!
22:20:00 <[Maverick]> show us your baps
22:20:00 <[Maverick]> please
22:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> mav - gis a look at ya cock ?
22:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> please
22:20:00 <Digerati> my toughbook has a felt pouch and a aluminum briefcase to put it in
22:21:00 <Digerati> i dont like scratches
22:21:00 <beehhh> london has many bangladeshi and less chinese
22:21:00 <Digerati> it has a ssd drive
22:21:00 <Serenity> oh goddddddddddddddddddd
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehhh why are you ALWAYS SO RANDOM?
22:21:00 <Digerati> i love throwing the briefcase around when i go fishing
22:21:00 <Digerati> we use it for gps on boat
22:21:00 <beehhh> as you can see what I meant
22:21:00 <ZapbuzZ> ssd turns the crappiest pc into a snappytom
22:22:00 <Digerati> ssd is ok
22:22:00 <beehhh> you will respect the card but not the person
22:22:00 <stebie> ssd is awesome
22:22:00 <Digerati> it lasts as long as you don't install anything on it
22:22:00 <Serenity> lol 'ssd is ok'
22:22:00 <Serenity> LOL fuck
22:22:00 <stebie> been looking at enterprise ssd
22:22:00 <stebie> 10 dwpd
22:22:00 <stebie> nice endurance
22:22:00 <Serenity> hnngg
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah why would you need to take a laptop fishing>
22:22:00 <beehhh> im getting a sony 64gb micro ssd for my samsung
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> WEIRD
22:22:00 <couleurs> says desktops are shit, uses laptop + briefcase for gps instead of phone... retard alert!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:22:00 <Digerati> serenity, toughbook panasonic was made for police, fire and ambulance and military
22:23:00 <Digerati> the ssd on them are failsafe
22:23:00 <Serenity> i geuinely do not give a shit
22:23:00 <Digerati> tough
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor do I for that matter
22:23:00 <British^Meat> :P
22:23:00 <beehhh> I doubt women has any feelings
22:23:00 <Serenity> we got rid of b1 too bad we couldnt get rid of this guy too
22:23:00 <couleurs> Shut Up D1
22:23:00 <ZapbuzZ> i'll buy an ssd when i can configure microsoft to do all its cacheing and writing away from it
22:23:00 <British^Meat> token old guy?
22:24:00 <couleurs> ranting lunatic
22:24:00 <Serenity> yeah bm haha
22:24:00 <British^Meat> who's the next oldest before him?
22:24:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL @ "ssd is ok"
22:24:00 <British^Meat> is the next oldest cooler?
22:24:00 <Serenity> not sure
22:24:00 <Serenity> i think Bonny is the oldest in the chan
22:24:00 <Digerati> you make of people as you wish serenity, eventually you wil stumble on bad judgement
22:24:00 <Digerati> peace
22:24:00 <nate> elder statesmen
22:24:00 <stebie> ZapbuzZ, why? pagefile writes for example are ssd friendly iirc.
22:24:00 <stebie> 1mb chunks
22:25:00 <Serenity> dont get all yoda on me. everyone else thinks you're a ranting old fool too. i just say it
22:25:00 <Digerati> yeah right
22:25:00 <ZapbuzZ> ssd memory cells dont last as long as magnetic
22:25:00 <Digerati> your perfect, flawless
22:25:00 <Digerati> sure you are
22:25:00 <Serenity> i didnt say that
22:25:00 <beehhh> my ex wife used my money to buy her clothes and if that wasnt enough she started to prostituting herself for more
22:25:00 <Serenity> we're talking about you
22:25:00 <Serenity> the ranter
22:25:00 <Digerati> and i am the king of sausage rolls
22:25:00 <stebie> ZapbuzZ, get an enterprise drive, you shouldn't have any issues with endurance
22:25:00 <ZapbuzZ> never heard of them
22:26:00 <Serenity> ive had my ssd for a couple years now not a worry
22:26:00 <ShadowLurker> ssd's are fine for os drives
22:26:00 <stebie> just about 5x more than consumer drives
22:26:00 <beehhh> same nationality of mine
22:26:00 <stebie> *more expensive
22:26:00 <ShadowLurker> mines been running perfectly for almost 4 years now
22:26:00 <ShadowLurker> non stop
22:26:00 <stebie> that's a pretty good run
22:27:00 <Digerati> Max # of PCI Express Lanes 40
22:27:00 <beehhh> I hope you never get such back stabbing experience
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum has had a good run!
22:27:00 <Digerati> there you go
22:27:00 <stebie> y kate y :<
22:27:00 <Digerati> obviously capable of blade MB
22:27:00 <stebie> build me a vsan
22:27:00 <couleurs> ssds are just ok i prefer tape drives
22:27:00 <aam> My computer's been runnin for 40 years! .... Wat? How old r u lot?
22:27:00 <stebie> lol couleurs
22:27:00 <Serenity> lol
22:28:00 <Serenity> couleurs made a funny
22:28:00 <beehhh> you have vouche with her so all equals the same
22:28:00 <stebie> aam, brb changing cassette
22:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> because Y is a … crooked letter - like ya mum?
22:28:00 <Serenity> lolol
22:29:00 <aam> Changing a valve*
22:29:00 <stebie> i don't get it, but ok!
22:29:00 <beehhh> Hows the little pups
22:30:00 <aam> The human brain, the most powerful comp
22:30:00 <stebie> in some people, sure
22:30:00 <aam> The rest r jokes stebie
22:30:00 <beehhh> lemintong and hedgehog
22:32:00 <Digerati> http://ark.intel.com/products/64622/Intel-Xeon-Processor-E5-4650-20M-Cache-2_70-GHz-8_00-GTs-Intel-QPI
22:32:00 <Digerati> check the price out on that
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> (. Y .)
22:32:00 <Digerati> fucking helll
22:32:00 <beehhh> i agree with aam i saw something out from this planet visited over the sky
22:32:00 <Digerati> it's in the specs
22:32:00 <Digerati> just for the cpu alone
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> how much for new boobs these days?
22:32:00 <beehhh> my cat has six nipples
22:32:00 <stebie> i can't say
22:33:00 <ShadowLurker> its only 2.7g tho
22:33:00 <Serenity> 7k
22:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> 7 k
22:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh
22:33:00 <stebie> frequency isn't everything
22:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's a fuck load of cake!
22:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
22:33:00 <Serenity> 3 if you go to thailand
22:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh.. noice
22:33:00 <ShadowLurker> tell that to our brand new 4.1ghz machine
22:33:00 <stebie> lol
22:34:00 <ShadowLurker> it frequencies its nuts off
22:34:00 <beehhh> many more hot days to come better i flee to ukraine
22:34:00 <aam> It's frequency times the number of cores in proper geek talk
22:35:00 <ShadowLurker> not really
22:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehhh do you even know where you want to live?
22:35:00 <beehhh> lowest of the low brb vomitting
22:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> and are you really in a nut house (psych ward)
22:35:00 <aam> Like the 8 core that I had at 4 Ghz
22:35:00 <stebie> aam, true, but not only that - caches and support for certain instructions can be of huge benefit in certain workloads
22:35:00 <ShadowLurker> only useful when doin parallel tasks or a program has multicore capabilites
22:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> waiting for your day release
22:36:00 <Serenity> well im getting moist right now
22:36:00 <stebie> Serenity, all this computer talk?
22:36:00 <stebie> lol
22:36:00 <Serenity> yeh
22:36:00 <beehhh> nothing is going to be the same, so i quit for a new destination and hope
22:36:00 <stebie> ShadowLurker, yeah, and virtualization
22:36:00 <ShadowLurker> you want lookahead pipeline caching
22:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
22:36:00 <Digerati> ShadowLurker , it's excellent for doing studio work
22:36:00 <stebie> i want an ssd megasan
22:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> virtual cake?
22:37:00 <Digerati> 16 cores
22:37:00 <stebie> no virtual cake for you
22:37:00 <Serenity> i want cake
22:37:00 <Serenity> and sushi
22:38:00 <aam> I had the 8 core 8350 with 32gb corsair ram n a 2 tb wd red, no proper vha cause I only ggot a c
22:38:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh stebie we got it for the vps
22:38:00 <aam> Got a cheap one
22:38:00 <beehhh> more salary into the hotel indusrty cause of the bonus and tips and night shift palanty rate
22:38:00 <aam> Cause I wasn't gamin on it
22:39:00 <Serenity> seriously beehhh join in with the convo or fuck off to another channel
22:39:00 <Serenity> im so sick of reading you
22:39:00 <beehhh> fuck your mom too
22:39:00 <aam> Jus a workhorse for wat I was runnin
22:39:00 <beehhh> ehh
22:39:00 <beehhh> eheh
22:39:00 <[Maverick]> who votes we remove beehhh?
22:39:00 <[Maverick]> LOL
22:39:00 <[Maverick]> cunt
22:39:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
22:39:00 <nate> keep him forever!
22:39:00 <British^Meat> silly vote
22:39:00 <British^Meat> he'll justbe unbanned
22:39:00 <ShadowLurker> quick lock the door
22:39:00 <British^Meat> and i'll get sad
22:40:00 <couleurs> remove him from earth
22:40:00 <British^Meat> :( <---- see?
22:40:00 <stebie> god is punishing us
22:40:00 <[Maverick]> he punished me when I was born
22:40:00 <stebie> and now us
22:40:00 <[Maverick]> it's alright little fella
22:40:00 <[Maverick]> you're like the little engine that could
22:41:00 <Liinda> harro
22:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, god is watching us from a distance
22:41:00 <stebie> hey Liinda, how's it hangin'?
22:41:00 <Liinda> heya stebie! hanging where it should. you?
22:42:00 <aam> Linda luschious, come stai?
22:42:00 <stebie> yeah, about the same, it's playing hide n seek
22:42:00 <ZapbuzZ> if only a grand could buy everything
22:42:00 <aam> \0
22:42:00 <Liinda> aam..?
22:42:00 <ZapbuzZ> i would spen 2
22:43:00 <ZapbuzZ> i have 20,000 cents to my name
22:43:00 <[Maverick]> playing hide and seek. you lucky bastard
22:43:00 <aam> <- Excessive
22:43:00 <Liinda> Ahhhhh excessive! long timeno speak
22:43:00 <Liinda> hows u
22:43:00 <aam> Yes
22:43:00 <[Maverick]> He is quite the bobblehead
22:43:00 <[Maverick]> and stalker
22:43:00 <aam> Ye gd thnx n u?
22:44:00 <Liinda> have you noticed your head bobbles when someone talkng to you bobbles theirs?
22:44:00 <[Maverick]> I mean.. who sends someone a keyring.. honestly (Austin Powers voice)
22:44:00 <aam> B1 no2
22:45:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
22:45:00 <ShadowLurker> its weird hey
22:45:00 <Digerati> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAt_v4Fd8ac#t=38
22:45:00 <Liinda> wait, who got a keyring?
22:45:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Manhattan Terrace Melbourne Views: 1,022 Uploaded: Published on Nov 21, 2013 Duration: 0 Minutes 54 Seconds
22:45:00 <Digerati> oh yeah baby
22:45:00 <Liinda> i bet it had tracking and a spy cam in it
22:46:00 <couleurs> MaMa MiAh
22:46:00 <aam> Anyways
22:46:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha
22:46:00 <[Maverick]> yeah ShadowLurker
22:46:00 <[Maverick]> weird as fuck
22:46:00 <aam> I left Sydney Linda
22:46:00 <Liinda> where r u now
22:46:00 <[Maverick]> so thats why they spent all that money on the fireworks on Aus Day
22:46:00 <amsy> wheres doodle
22:46:00 <aam> Am up on the North Coast
22:46:00 <[Maverick]> doodle is on timeout.
22:47:00 <Liinda> playing with is doodle
22:47:00 <couleurs> here!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:47:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
22:47:00 <couleurs> hii Liinda
22:47:00 <Liinda> he just needs time to find it tho
22:47:00 <amsy> lol what did he do?
22:47:00 <Liinda> brb i need to peeeeeeeeeee
22:47:00 <[Maverick]> no diea
22:47:00 <[Maverick]> idea*
22:47:00 <[Maverick]> just yeah.. timeout
22:47:00 <amsy> haha ok
22:48:00 <couleurs> well i prefer twix
22:49:00 <[Maverick]> twix does alright
22:49:00 <Liinda> i had a kit kst today
22:49:00 <[Maverick]> I like mars bars
22:49:00 <Serenity> no doodle isnt on timeout
22:49:00 <Serenity> hes not coming back
22:49:00 <Liinda> there's no such thing as never coming back.
22:50:00 <Liinda> this is irc
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> twix is the best
22:50:00 <couleurs> thank u
22:50:00 <Serenity> i want a twix
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i love caramel!
22:50:00 <Liinda> twix dipped in coffee is the best
22:50:00 <couleurs> i haven't had 1 in a long time i'm going 2 buy 1 tomorrow
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:50:00 <ZapbuzZ> i dont like how caramel sticks to my cavitiys
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> TWIX FTW!
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps see a dentist?
22:50:00 <amsy> yum twix
22:51:00 <Liinda> aam how long ago did u leave syd?
22:51:00 <amsy> i like twirl
22:51:00 <amsy> or flake
22:51:00 <ZapbuzZ> i cant afford dentist i have other priorities
22:51:00 <Liinda> i used to love the old milo bars when they were like compressed milo powder bars, now they're shot cos its chewy etc
22:51:00 <amsy> smokes and beer
22:52:00 <Liinda> chomp bars are yum
22:52:00 <Loof> if you ever smelt my penis, would you let it come between ussss
22:52:00 <ZapbuzZ> im with Liinda
22:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof WTF
22:52:00 <amsy> chomp owns
22:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> WASH YO' dick
22:52:00 <ZapbuzZ> milo bars suck now
22:52:00 <Loof> lol
22:52:00 <Liinda> yeah, devo :(
22:52:00 <Serenity> man i want a cold milo
22:52:00 <Serenity> 70/30
22:52:00 <Loof> vikings tomorrow
22:52:00 <Liinda> at work, we have one of those massive tins of milo
22:52:00 <amsy> trueeee loof
22:52:00 <Maurice> I have milo, come over ;)
22:52:00 <ZapbuzZ> chomp bars were the sugar fix when they were less than half the price of other bar lines
22:53:00 <Loof> :)
22:53:00 <Liinda> i have about 7 heaped teaspoons in my much
22:53:00 <ZapbuzZ> every lil kid could buy heaps of chomp
22:53:00 <Liinda> *Mug
22:53:00 <Liinda> ZapbuzZ yup, mpst affordable bar in the schoolyard
22:53:00 <ZapbuzZ> :)))
22:53:00 <Liinda> buenos are good too
22:54:00 <Liinda> om
22:54:00 <Serenity> my mother in law god like 5 kilos od chomps from the seconds factory
22:54:00 <Liinda> nom
22:54:00 <Liinda> nice Serenity!!!
22:54:00 <Serenity> think it cost her like $20
22:54:00 <couleurs> buenos aries amigoes
22:54:00 <Liinda> i got the same thing but of polly waffles before they discontinued them.
22:54:00 <Serenity> yummmmmmmm
22:54:00 <amsy> kinder maxis are better
22:54:00 <Serenity> i love polly wiffles
22:54:00 <Serenity> er
22:54:00 <Serenity> waffles
22:54:00 <Liinda> hehehe
22:54:00 <Liinda> wiffles
22:54:00 <Serenity> lol
22:55:00 <ZapbuzZ> bahahaha i threw a few polly waffles in swimming pools
22:55:00 <Liinda> i had a wiffles of loofs piffles and it stinks
22:55:00 <Liinda> did they float?
22:55:00 <ZapbuzZ> yeah
22:55:00 <Liinda> lol
22:55:00 <ZapbuzZ> everyone stared at them
22:55:00 <Serenity> ricebubbers are better
22:55:00 <ZapbuzZ> is it a real terd or not
22:55:00 <Serenity> uh
22:55:00 <Serenity> bubbles..
22:56:00 <Liinda> a g i joe is swimming in the water........
22:56:00 <Serenity> lol Liinda!
22:56:00 <ZapbuzZ> rotfl
22:56:00 <Liinda> and then a big brown shark came.....
22:56:00 <Serenity> and g i joe got stuck
22:56:00 <Liinda> hehehe
22:57:00 <Liinda> weird cat noises outside... :/
22:58:00 <Liinda> might be against a possum
22:58:00 <stebie> possum, how cute
22:58:00 <ZapbuzZ> all the charm of me singing Liinda lol
22:59:00 <[Maverick]> ricebubbers eh
22:59:00 <[Maverick]> is that what they call baby asians now?
22:59:00 <steven_> keke~
23:01:00 <Liinda> cats arguing in the driveway
23:01:00 <Liinda> so i opened the window. my cats next to me
23:02:00 <Liinda> and im just doing here puss puss puss noises and they shut up
23:02:00 <couleurs> CaTaBuNGa
23:02:00 <Liinda> Linda, the cat whisperer...
23:02:00 <faux> http://i.imgur.com/SS5Nxey.jpg
23:03:00 <Liinda> haha so cool faux
23:03:00 <Loof> fat bitches
23:03:00 <faux> Katy perry is still a babe
23:03:00 <Loof> yawn
23:03:00 <Nick> yuck
23:03:00 <couleurs> teh 1 in the top right doesn't look much different!!!!!!!!!!!
23:03:00 <faux> lmao
23:04:00 <Liinda> lol except her ass is now at her front?
23:04:00 <couleurs> #takethatkanye
23:04:00 <faux> Kim is a cunt but she doesnt have a gut
23:04:00 <faux> Her ass is just as big as tokyo
23:04:00 <Nick> kim is fat yuck
23:04:00 <Liinda> man if i had their lifestyle id be a fucking supermodel.
23:05:00 <faux> wut
23:05:00 <Liinda> iggy has a rocking body
23:06:00 <nate> breasts like a little boy tho
23:06:00 <Serenity> kim isnt fat her waist is fucking tony
23:06:00 <Serenity> tiny..
23:06:00 <Nick> shes fat
23:06:00 <faux> Lol
23:06:00 <faux> Ok
23:06:00 <faux> Anyway
23:06:00 <Serenity> sure
23:07:00 <Liinda> i think he means PHAT
23:07:00 <Nick> no I mean fat
23:07:00 <Liinda> shes not skin and bones thats for sure but i wouldnt say fat
23:07:00 <Serenity> not sure anyone trusts the judgement of irc virgins
23:07:00 <Liinda> shes meaty
23:07:00 <Liinda> chunky
23:07:00 <[Maverick]> cool
23:08:00 <couleurs> trayler swimft!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:08:00 <Serenity> only her lower half is
23:08:00 <Serenity> her stomach and wait is miniscule
23:08:00 <Serenity> waist
23:08:00 <Liinda> he got bootay
23:08:00 <Liinda> *SHE
23:08:00 <Serenity> hahah
23:08:00 <Serenity> and shes not flabby in the slightest
23:08:00 <Nick> thats fat
23:08:00 <Liinda> she still has nice legs
23:08:00 <Nick> fat ass
23:08:00 <Serenity> shes got amazin legs
23:08:00 <Liinda> her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
23:09:00 <Liinda> Nick must be a super model.
23:09:00 <Liinda> Has high standards
23:09:00 <Serenity> clearly hes fabio
23:09:00 <Liinda> Nawh even Fabio would love meat
23:09:00 <Nick> yes nothing wrong with having high standards
23:10:00 <Liinda> Depends on what you class as high standards
23:10:00 <Liinda> my definition of high standards reflects what i find attractive.
23:10:00 <Serenity> well theres high standards and then theres just being an obvious knob
23:10:00 <Liinda> skinny boney chicks wouldnt be in my list at all.
23:10:00 <Nick> well thats not really what it means
23:10:00 <Serenity> so
23:10:00 <Serenity> yer
23:10:00 <Nick> nothing about boney
23:10:00 <Serenity> same Liinda
23:11:00 <Liinda> well i dont think she is fat. i think she is womanly
23:11:00 <Liinda> harro loof
23:11:00 <Serenity> i think shes damn sexy
23:11:00 <Nick> if thats what being a woman is then im a goat
23:11:00 <Liinda> dumb as dogshit, but she has her looks
23:11:00 <Serenity> hha yeah shes not bright at all
23:11:00 <Liinda> Nick who do you rate in the celeb world?
23:12:00 <faux> BLAKE LIVELY
23:12:00 <faux> she is god
23:12:00 <Serenity> yuck
23:12:00 <Liinda> dont even know who she is.
23:12:00 <[Maverick]> Miss Perry
23:12:00 <faux> I'm not even a huge fan of blondes and I thinks she's amazing
23:12:00 <Liinda> in fact, thought her name was a bloke
23:12:00 <[Maverick]> she rules
23:13:00 <Serenity> shes so ordinary
23:13:00 <Nick> blake lively
23:13:00 <Liinda> best figure would be jen anistan
23:13:00 <Nick> now thats someone who is good looking
23:13:00 <faux> She's beautiful
23:13:00 <[Maverick]> MISS PERRY
23:13:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is miss perry
23:13:00 <faux> Katy
23:13:00 <[Maverick]> Katey
23:13:00 <[Maverick]> fuck
23:13:00 <[Maverick]> katy
23:13:00 <Serenity> oh well talk like a normal person ffs
23:13:00 <Nick> jennifer lawrence also good
23:13:00 <Liinda> she is attractive but doesnt stand out for me
23:13:00 <faux> meh
23:14:00 <[Maverick]> http://katyperrysboobies.tumblr.com/
23:14:00 <faux> Nina dobrev
23:14:00 <faux> :')
23:14:00 <[Maverick]> her boobs stand out for me
23:14:00 <Liinda> lol
23:15:00 <Nick> yeh nina dobrev good
23:15:00 <Liinda> penelope cruz is gorgeous
23:15:00 <Loof> this will no doubt get me in trouble, but why's b1 zlined?
23:15:00 <Serenity> im into voluptuous brunettes
23:15:00 <Serenity> go ask an opper loof
23:16:00 <Serenity> we dont have any idea
23:16:00 <Loof> k
23:16:00 <Serenity> that sounded way more harsh than i intended it to
23:16:00 <Loof> i love all of you, hurt by the storm
23:16:00 <Nick> penelope cruz nice
23:18:00 <couleurs> pity she married 2 tom cruz
23:18:00 <Nick> lol is she?
23:18:00 <Maurice> No
23:18:00 <Nick> well of course LOL
23:18:00 <Loof> mmmm yummeh: https://40.media.tumblr.com/52117da0308c1e3ed7ee9fe0ad032907/tumblr_n4jblxP8251s6bxzqo1_r1_500.png
23:20:00 <Liinda> meh
23:20:00 <Liinda> does nothing for me
23:20:00 <Liinda> i think if i was a lesbian id be into brunettes\
23:20:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:20:00 <Serenity> brunettes with lovely tans and green eyes
23:20:00 <Serenity> mmm
23:21:00 <Liinda> yup
23:21:00 <Loof> not a fan of the tan
23:21:00 <[Maverick]> I look great with green eyes
23:21:00 <Serenity> mila kunis spec
23:21:00 <Loof> lol
23:21:00 <Serenity> yum
23:21:00 <Liinda> i have weird hazel green with orane specks
23:21:00 <Liinda> *oange
23:22:00 <Liinda> fucken
23:22:00 <Serenity> my daughters eyes change colour
23:22:00 <Liinda> no tan tho :(
23:22:00 <Liinda> yeah same, depending on how i feel
23:22:00 <Serenity> green/brown/amber/sometimes orange
23:22:00 <Loof> cool party trick
23:23:00 <Liinda> i have loads of party tricks
23:24:00 <Liinda> actually i lie.
23:24:00 <Liinda> i dont know any
23:24:00 <[Maverick]> Liinda.. is using a pingpong ball one of them?
23:24:00 <nate> http://sugarmtnfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/HopeOrangeMouthEyes3472ew.jpg
23:24:00 <nate> like dat!
23:24:00 <Liinda> i am awesome at table tennis
23:24:00 <Liinda> lol thats shit nate :P
23:25:00 <Liinda> but i havent tried my vagina as a ball server
23:25:00 <Liinda> i shall leave that to the thais
23:26:00 <[Maverick]> hahah
23:31:00 <Liinda> =)
23:31:00 <Liinda> did you recently become an op [Maverick] or am i just blind
23:31:00 <[Maverick]> blind
23:31:00 <Liinda> lol ooops
23:32:00 <aam> "if u don kno meh bah naou"
23:32:00 <Liinda> haha
23:32:00 <Serenity> lets just say
23:32:00 <Serenity> he gives really great head
23:34:00 <Digerati> nate, we are still haggling on private auction with byulders
23:34:00 <Loof> so cccccold
23:34:00 <Digerati> builders
23:34:00 <Digerati> tis a bit cold in melb, turned heater on
23:34:00 <Digerati> weird weather
23:34:00 <[Maverick]> let's just say... Serenity doesn't have a little bald pink man in her canoe anymore ;)
23:34:00 <Digerati> it will heat up again, don't worry :) bwaha
23:34:00 <Loof> lol
23:34:00 <aam> I'm hawt
23:35:00 <aam> N uz r cold
23:35:00 <Liinda> 6
23:35:00 <Loof> that man is licked
23:35:00 <[Maverick]> Loof knows
23:35:00 <Serenity> lol!
23:36:00 <aam> Lol I'm here with shorts onleh
23:36:00 <Digerati> went 800k for house it's just under that, half is mine, and half is sis
23:36:00 <Digerati> now i don't know where the fuck i am going after i leave this house
23:37:00 <Digerati> i'll just leave all my assets to our kids, and head off into the sunset
23:37:00 <Serenity> fucks sake who woke it up
23:37:00 <Digerati> fuck this
23:37:00 <Serenity> its like 30 degrees here loof
23:37:00 <[Maverick]> woops
23:37:00 <Serenity> swap?
23:37:00 <[Maverick]> slippedx
23:37:00 <Loof> please
23:37:00 <Nick> why was he kicked?
23:37:00 <[Maverick]> !weather kalgoorlie au
23:38:00 <[Maverick]> because I can
23:38:00 <Nick> great answer
23:39:00 <Serenity> why the fuck do they message me??????????
23:39:00 <aam> !10 dollar Nimbin choof
23:39:00 <[Maverick]> he got kicked
23:39:00 <[Maverick]> it's not like he got banned
23:39:00 <aam> Because I can :P
23:39:00 <[Maverick]> can't he see who kicked him
23:40:00 <British^Meat> sounded like he meant to leave all the stuff to his kids..... he had with his sister :/
23:40:00 <Serenity> last time i checked we dont have to fucking answer why anyway
23:40:00 <Serenity> we dont discuss the kicks and bans with the person who got banned or kicked and we dont have to fucking discuss it with random heros in the chat
23:40:00 <Digerati> fuck life, and fuck money nate
23:40:00 <Nick> yeh thats great morals to have
23:40:00 <Liinda> how are the supposed to know what they did wrong?
23:41:00 <British^Meat> lol morals
23:41:00 <Serenity> it has nothing to do with morals
23:41:00 <British^Meat> r u new to irc Nick?
23:41:00 <Digerati> i want to live, i hate cannonballs, careless and free
23:41:00 <Serenity> Liinda the ban messages are supposed to tell them what they need to know
23:41:00 <Liinda> of course
23:41:00 <British^Meat> the dudes a serial crap chatter
23:41:00 <[Maverick]> ^^
23:41:00 <British^Meat> kudos ops, i applaude u
23:42:00 <Nick> its a chat room
23:42:00 <[Maverick]> beagle rule.
23:42:00 <[Maverick]> :P
23:42:00 <Nick> he was doing fine
23:42:00 <Liinda> everyone in here is ;)
23:42:00 <aam> "aaaaand aaaaaah aaaaaah ... will always lurve youuuu"
23:42:00 <Serenity> Nick you arent an op shut your mouth
23:42:00 <Nick> oooo fiesty
23:42:00 <British^Meat> no, he is a terrible chatter and must be dealt with
23:42:00 <Digerati> maverick, beagle is your boy
23:42:00 <Digerati> ok maverick ?
23:42:00 <Liinda> *authoritaaa
23:42:00 <British^Meat> Its like youre a soccre player and youre arguing with the ref about why u got a red card and want it reversed
23:42:00 <Serenity> beagles brain has melted out his ears im sure
23:43:00 <Nick> I asked you once
23:43:00 <[Maverick]> twice
23:43:00 <Liinda> 3 times a lady
23:43:00 <Nick> where?
23:43:00 <Maurice> Why do you care, honestly
23:43:00 <Serenity> HAHA
23:43:00 <British^Meat> lol
23:43:00 <Serenity> Liinda rules
23:43:00 <Nick> because he was fine
23:43:00 <Maurice> It wasn't a kick to you originally, so why the fuck do you give a flying fuck
23:43:00 <British^Meat> i liked that
23:43:00 <Loof> great asian war drums at this hour
23:43:00 <Loof> stupid springvale
23:43:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHA
23:43:00 <Nick> because its all ppl
23:43:00 <Digerati> serenity, he shit himself when he came in one of the rooms, and i proved that i am for real, and don't talk shit, his a druggie
23:43:00 <Digerati> in paltalk
23:43:00 <Maurice> HIS A DRUGGIE
23:44:00 <British^Meat> is he talking of beagle?
23:44:00 <British^Meat> bealge isnt a druggie u twonk
23:44:00 <Maurice> For an old man, your correct usage of words is terrible
23:44:00 <Serenity> beagle is an alco
23:44:00 <British^Meat> damn straight
23:44:00 <British^Meat> gawd
23:44:00 <Serenity> fucking dual monitors i just typed 'beagle is an alco' into a facebook thread
23:44:00 <Digerati> alcohol is a drug
23:44:00 <British^Meat> imagine if he did do drugs...
23:44:00 <Serenity> lol..
23:44:00 <[Maverick]> haha
23:44:00 <[Maverick]> Serenity
23:45:00 <Liinda> lol
23:45:00 <Digerati> a drug of which i don't indulge in anymore
23:45:00 <Loof> nice
23:45:00 <British^Meat> so most of us are druggies
23:45:00 <British^Meat> good one
23:45:00 <British^Meat> im done
23:45:00 <[Maverick]> "so... miss Serenity, since when did you get a beagle?"
23:45:00 <Digerati> i got enough meds from doctors from a medical disease i have since i was born
23:45:00 <Loof> lol
23:45:00 <Digerati> dont need booze
23:45:00 <Maurice> Uhm Serenity https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10204383006708145&set=a.1576298680271.2075947.1019703839&type=1&theater
23:45:00 <Loof> and why are you feeding it grog?
23:45:00 <Digerati> booze nearly killed me
23:46:00 <Liinda> ppl ppl in here are either druggies, alcos, on welfare, jobless or overworked or plain lazy.
23:46:00 <Serenity> fuck Maurice
23:46:00 <Liinda> we all fit somehwre
23:46:00 <Serenity> i need that in and around my face
23:46:00 <aam> Or live in paradise like meh
23:46:00 <Digerati> so that dick has no right to judge me, cos i don't judge
23:46:00 <Maurice> I would like 20 of them
23:46:00 <Digerati> people think that everyone judges
23:46:00 <Serenity> i dont know which one of those
23:46:00 <Serenity> im not a druggie/alco/on welfare/overworked
23:46:00 <Digerati> i don't fire until fired upon, in otherwards someome has to attack me first with words
23:47:00 <Serenity> maybe lazy
23:47:00 <[Maverick]> Serenity. I have something you need in and around your face *points at ShadowLurkers crotch"
23:47:00 <aam> Ok ok, it's paradise to me, it doesn't have to suit others
23:48:00 <Liinda> oh wow, choc overload there
23:48:00 <Liinda> i love choc and i doubt i could eat it all
23:48:00 <Serenity> oh i could
23:48:00 <Serenity> id feel like hell after but i could
23:48:00 <Liinda> maybe wash it down with some milo
23:48:00 <Liinda> yeah true. might come back up but hery
23:49:00 <Maurice> Add some ice magic to it
23:49:00 <Liinda> hey
23:49:00 <Liinda> omg ice magic
23:49:00 <Maurice> I actually think I have ice magic
23:49:00 <Liinda> thay stuff doesn't last more than 4 serves
23:49:00 <[Maverick]> [Maverick] magic ;)
23:49:00 <Loof> this is good: http://youtu.be/mYKLvYGqaC0
23:49:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kids Cover 46 and 2 by Tool / O'Keefe Music Foundation Views: 7,842,206 Uploaded: Published on Sep 16, 2013 Duration: 7 Minutes 2 Seconds
23:49:00 <Loof> amazing kids man
23:49:00 <Maurice> And I know I have ice cream
23:49:00 <Maurice> The joys of kids, have all the good stuff
23:49:00 <Serenity> Maurice
23:49:00 <Maurice> Yessm
23:49:00 <Serenity> my frriend just sent me this to be a bitch
23:49:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10991325_10204721788657876_4603473318279750241_n.jpg?oh=c823c58fe9851bcdee56067bb2663d61&oe=5554C6CA
23:49:00 <Serenity> YUM
23:50:00 <Maurice> :o
23:50:00 <[Maverick]> omfg
23:50:00 <Liinda> oh
23:50:00 <Maurice> I think I saw that on fb this morning but it disappeared
23:50:00 <[Maverick]> i need to be facefucked in the mouthhole by that
23:50:00 <Liinda> wow
23:50:00 <Maurice> I think theres more than those 2 flavours too
23:50:00 <Serenity> shes stuffing her face with coconute creams
23:50:00 <Serenity> HNNGG
23:50:00 <nate> Serenity they on special hey
23:50:00 <Serenity> she siad its lile bounty on a tim tam
23:50:00 <Digerati> masturbation blues
23:50:00 <Liinda> ohhhhh yum
23:50:00 <Maurice> YUM
23:50:00 <Maurice> I don't really like coconut but I do in bounty and cherry ripe
23:54:00 <Liinda> take a chnce take a chance take a chance
23:54:00 <Liinda> fucken abba
23:54:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
23:55:00 <Liinda> their music sucks
23:55:00 <Liinda> =)
23:55:00 <ZapbuzZ> abba on cd
23:56:00 <aam> Gottah got to got to .... take ur chances ....
23:56:00 <ZapbuzZ> abba digital it is what we say .. ha ha shove it up yer buuuums (parody)
23:56:00 <aam> On me ....
23:56:00 <aam> Roxette
23:57:00 <aam> "aaaaaaaa love to love u babeh"
23:58:00 <nate> who said cawk!
23:59:00 <aam> I did
23:59:00 <aam> Ages ago
23:59:00 <aam> We're on abt music now
23:59:00 <aam> Welcome