// #melbourne — 2015-02-23
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00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i reckon an entire album would be awesome to smoke a few joints, sip some wine
00:00:00 <partay> i liked him
00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> chill
00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ b1
00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin' hipster
00:00:00 <milk> extreme sport #327: carry a carton through Redfern
00:00:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy I was with is an old crusty core punk
00:00:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... we got a table of hipsters to move to the other side of the beer garden
00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
00:00:00 <Bastardly_One> just with one B1 glare :D
00:00:00 <Bastardly_One> was awesome!
00:00:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you and your ipads!
00:01:00 <Bastardly_One> and well placed tribal tattoos
00:01:00 <Bastardly_One> and groomed beards
00:01:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
00:01:00 <partay> lol
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> with beard oil
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do love guys with beards!
00:02:00 <Bastardly_One> all I said was what kind of wanker comes to a beer garden to sit on his ipod posing?
00:02:00 <Bastardly_One> was that wrong?
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
00:02:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 i have a tickler.. youd love it
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> prolly
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> as long as it's not too long
00:02:00 <partay> nope
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> santa beards are lame
00:02:00 <partay> i tried it out on Maurice.. she loved it
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> so are neck beards
00:03:00 <[Maverick]> fucking neckbeards
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I got rid of mine this week
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits*
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank fuck for that!
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> I had an awesome bushranger happening
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's called the homeless look
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> then I realised ... oh shit Soundwave, I look 60!
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> better look ... 50!
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, the homeless look
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I master it
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> very weird weekend ... in the best possible way
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think I've had that much fun in a long time
00:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> most awesome
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, breaking it to the housemate in a couple of weeks I'm moving back to Melb
00:06:00 <partay> b1 did you get ay upskirt shots?
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> soona as I get the right amount set away ... not sure how that's gonna go down
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, I was surprised I could stand by midday
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> I was pretty wasted as it was by the end of yesterday
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> how I even made it to the start of day 2 is beyond me
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> so no
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm really proud of myself actually
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> still got it :P
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> you watch, tomorrow night I'll be complaining how ill I feel
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I nearly got punched out on the way home though last night
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I kept singing the chorus to this song ... gets stuck in your head
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52ZqiSHehnY
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh good ol mike
00:12:00 <Bastardly_One> the man is a God
00:12:00 <Bastardly_One> rudest cunt on the planet
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> sex god, totes
00:12:00 <Bastardly_One> but who cares?
00:12:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like a sleazy mexican drug dealer but when you're that talented I really don't care
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed he is
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> multi talented :D
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna go see florence and the machine
00:13:00 <Bastardly_One> he did an opera in Syd last year and even that's awesome
00:13:00 <Serenity> i think i was drunker than i thought i was last night
00:13:00 <Serenity> i have bruises in odd places
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> meh just bruises?
00:14:00 <GOD> fuck electronic music
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> I have scrapes on my knees
00:14:00 <GOD> have few cones
00:14:00 <partay> fuck up GOD
00:14:00 <GOD> u worlds best dj
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> and there was a pig mask on the bed this morning
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> I am serious!
00:14:00 <GOD> i better making music
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't wanna know
00:14:00 <GOD> than ne1 Bastardly_One knows
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> better not be carpet bur
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> n
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you squeal like a pig last night?
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> I better ask my mate
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> I might of hey
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahah
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> first thing I thought was ... my knees are sore ... wtf?
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> looked down and there's like almost gravel rash
00:15:00 <partay> GOD you are without a doubt the dumbest retardest fuck I have ever come across. Please tie a plastic bag off over your head.
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> probably tripped up a gutter ... I do that even straight
00:16:00 <Bastardly_One> that was definitely one of the best Soundwaves out of all of them though
00:16:00 <Bastardly_One> probably because it was so old school
00:16:00 <partay> i spent $3.3K on a new front gate yesterday
00:16:00 <GOD> she Bastardly_One
00:16:00 <GOD> see
00:17:00 <GOD> this song took 15mins to make
00:17:00 <GOD> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VDSut_eEjg
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> no
00:17:00 <GOD> u djs u know are shit
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> you're shit
00:17:00 <GOD> no u are
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> just fuck up and stop trying to provoke me
00:17:00 <GOD> u doing it to yaself
00:17:00 <partay> GOD WTF is that total fucking BOG? Sounds like it was made using a potato
00:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:18:00 <GOD> u got shit hifi
00:18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol partay
00:18:00 <GOD> or its not up loud enough
00:18:00 <partay> fuck up you imbecile
00:18:00 <GOD> come
00:18:00 <GOD> u wanta fight
00:18:00 <GOD> partgay
00:18:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
00:19:00 <GOD> i made that track on mushies
00:19:00 <partay> ive farted better tunes
00:19:00 <GOD> no shit
00:19:00 <GOD> fuck u are dumb fucks
00:20:00 <GOD> dont know science of sound
00:20:00 <Bastardly_One> the sound of me doing a wet shit is better
00:20:00 <GOD> its maths
00:20:00 <GOD> give me ops
00:20:00 <GOD> please
00:20:00 <Anna> 3* ChanOP sets mode: +o GOD
00:20:00 <GOD> Bastardly_One would never be allowed back
00:20:00 <GOD> on this server
00:20:00 <partay> once a retard always a retard
00:21:00 <GOD> take it somewhere else Bastardly_One
00:22:00 <GOD> cause ppl like u
00:22:00 <GOD> ppl cant have conversations
00:22:00 <GOD> all u trols
00:22:00 <GOD> if u got nothing nice to say
00:22:00 <GOD> sitt on ya hands
00:22:00 <GOD> and shut up
00:23:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> take drugs.
00:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Chris already has
00:23:00 <Bastardly_One> too many it seems
00:23:00 <GOD> see not nice
00:24:00 <GOD> u didnt follow the rule ya mum told ya
00:24:00 <GOD> if u got nothing nice to say dont say nethign at all
00:24:00 <GOD> how am i spose to respect
00:24:00 <GOD> a man doesnt listen to his mother
00:25:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> porn
00:26:00 <GOD> b1 want go a round
00:26:00 <GOD> with me
00:26:00 <milk> I listen to my mother
00:26:00 <GOD> no weapons
00:26:00 <[[|]]_|romeo\_|> i talk with my mother
00:26:00 <Bastardly_One> anytime you like you twit
00:26:00 <GOD> come then
00:26:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
00:26:00 <Bastardly_One> thank you
00:26:00 <milk> I dont know where my mother is though
00:33:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
00:33:00 <Bastardly_One> most random convo ever
00:33:00 <Bastardly_One> someone just messaged me on FB with ... I'm getting a divorce ... I've left the wife
00:33:00 <Bastardly_One> then went offline
00:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:35:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it was random I thought
00:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
00:36:00 <Bastardly_One> I could tell it was dead serious too ... but I dunno about you
00:36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a conversational kind of message rather than a wham bam thank you mam kind of message
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> ah hah!
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> the man who is too scared to meet!
00:47:00 <Loof> too nocturnal
00:47:00 <Loof> lol
00:48:00 <Loof> i been waking about 4 - 8pm
00:49:00 <Loof> brb
00:49:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
01:00:00 <Bastardly_One> you need his buff shot
01:16:00 <beehhh> http://oi57.tinypic.com/2ztcydz.jpg
01:20:00 <beehhh> marca showed no mercy to rockhampton
01:21:00 <flow> fucking Bastardly_One LOSER!
01:22:00 <beehhh> povo engineer kept the water for the irregation then the plain water submergered within no time flooded the whole basin
01:24:00 <beehhh> if you dont die within two years a new pill could make mankind live upto 150 years
01:26:00 <Bastardly_One> let's hope you don't live that long then
01:26:00 <Bastardly_One> 150yrs of your bullshit and mankind will be extinct ... they'll suicide
01:29:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
01:29:00 <Bastardly_One> are
01:29:00 <Bastardly_One> good
01:30:00 <beehhh> enjoying my supper cheers
01:30:00 <beehhh> with spagetti
01:30:00 <milk> ?
01:31:00 <christopher> i should eat
01:39:00 <Bastardly_One> is this your blog?
01:39:00 <Serenity> snoree
01:39:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon
01:52:00 <beehhh> so tasty cat's loving it
02:02:00 <beehhh> can you take two phd?
02:05:00 <christopher> fawks
02:07:00 <DoC> folks
02:09:00 <christopher> forgot i had seen equalizer
02:09:00 <christopher> memorys going nowhere fast
02:10:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a fucked up unit
02:10:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
02:10:00 <nate> ;p
02:10:00 <christopher> go look Bastardly_One
02:13:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
10:15:00 <flow> shut up dickhead
10:15:00 <Skirmish> You and your mates are having a bad run of it lately flow.
10:18:00 <flow> bad run of what?
10:26:00 <Skirmish> bans, zlines.
10:30:00 <flow> no :S
10:30:00 <flow> me and my mates LOL?
10:31:00 <Skirmish> Your mates Mayo and Plivent.
10:32:00 <flow> im not friends with either of them I barely know them
10:33:00 <Skirmish> We all know that is not the case at all. They're your mates.
10:33:00 <flow> thats not true
10:33:00 <flow> prove it or shut up
10:34:00 <Skirmish> The truth shall set you free flow ... otherwise your punishment will match that of your mates.
10:35:00 <flow> punishment? you making threats now?
10:38:00 <Serenity> why do they all still bother pretending they dont know each other
10:39:00 <Serenity> its super lame
10:39:00 <flow> well im not who you say I am so what more can I say
10:39:00 <flow> prove it
10:39:00 <Serenity> no one has said you are anyone
10:39:00 <Serenity> stop being so obviousd
10:40:00 <flow> <Skirmish> Your mates Mayo and Plivent.
10:40:00 <flow> no
10:40:00 <flow> thats not true
10:40:00 <flow> prove it
10:40:00 <Serenity> he said their names not yours
10:40:00 <flow> he said im with them
10:40:00 <Serenity> zzz
10:40:00 <flow> christopher hi
10:56:00 <christopher> hi
10:56:00 <christopher> https://soundcloud.com/daintno/find-beautiful-to-be-happy
11:01:00 <Exo> Morning peeps
11:02:00 <christopher> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1583591058543003&set=vb.100006763722677&type=3&theater
11:03:00 <Exo> Dj crissy
11:03:00 <christopher> yep
11:05:00 <Exo> What's for breakky
11:05:00 <christopher> nuffin
11:08:00 <Exo> Word
11:16:00 <flow> have a nice day Skirmish
11:16:00 <christopher> coffee
11:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freak
11:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
11:26:00 <christopher> hi kate
11:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
11:53:00 <Adonis> This sauna is fucking hot
11:53:00 <Serenity> saunas are foul
11:53:00 <Serenity> i dont get them
11:53:00 <Adonis> I've been too dead to use mine
11:53:00 <Serenity> wtf is the point of them
11:53:00 <Adonis> It works well though
11:53:00 <Serenity> why would i intentionally make myself hot
11:54:00 <Adonis> Burns 1000 calories in 30 mins
11:54:00 <Adonis> I can eat donuts in here and nor put on weight
11:54:00 <Adonis> Not
12:04:00 <Bob> What happend to mirc?? i havent logged on to this since the year 2001 it was huge back then
12:05:00 <Serenity> oh god
12:06:00 <Bob> well im here to tell you all theres a new product in australia, check it out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVNXy0zK2J4
12:11:00 <Skirmish> lol reason #1 to get a sauna. "Eat junk foot whilst sweating your ass off with no guilt".
12:19:00 <Skirmish> It's the final countdown! DUN NA NA NA
12:34:00 <christopher> cool
12:34:00 <christopher> afternoon
12:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> `omg
12:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i'm doing a massive clean up…. just sorting out shit… and I found a box of love letter from fucking years ago
12:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes a blast from the past!
12:53:00 <Serenity> i wish i had all my highschool letters
12:53:00 <christopher> lol
12:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh i use to have boxes full of school letters
12:54:00 <Serenity> i did too
12:54:00 <Serenity> but i lost them in the great break up of 08
12:55:00 <Skirmish> I have a box with some letters in there too!
12:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:56:00 <Skirmish> I sent most of them to this girls dad though after she said we had to break up because her next door neighbour raped her.
12:56:00 <Skirmish> High School dayz.
12:59:00 <ShadowLurker> i never got letters
12:59:00 <ShadowLurker> nerd4lyf
13:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> emails?
13:04:00 <christopher> its raining its pouring
13:04:00 <christopher> lols
13:04:00 <ShadowLurker> lol no we didnt have emails
13:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok, ok smoke signals
13:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> pictures of them
13:06:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
13:31:00 <Serenity> stone tablets
13:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> cave paintings!
13:35:00 <Skirmish> lol smoke signals.
13:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish, without the net - do you think you would have pulled so many women?
13:36:00 <Skirmish> ummmm ... probably not.
13:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> p r a i s e be the internets
13:37:00 <Skirmish> The internet exposed me to people well outside my conventional circle of friends. I don't think I would have even knew they existed without the internet.
13:37:00 <Skirmish> Good examples of those are the internet booty calls that to this day I do not know the names of.
13:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> interesting!
13:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
13:38:00 <Skirmish> I have discussed this with a good mate of mine who begun internet dating recently.
13:39:00 <Skirmish> Looking back, I was borderline sociopathic in my dealings with some females. I didn't give a toss. Was just out what my fix and had no interest in them, their feelings, their stories.
13:41:00 <Skirmish> Aside from the normal 'insert part A into part B and wiggle' I have aboslutely no other interest.
13:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:46:00 <vinnie> bahahaha!
14:46:00 <vinnie> all these balinese indonesians all talkin tough towards australians
14:46:00 <vinnie> telling us to not go there etc etc
14:47:00 <vinnie> due to some australians saying boycott indonesia
14:47:00 <vinnie> saying they dont need us
14:47:00 <vinnie> who are they fucken kidding? we are their economy
14:47:00 <vinnie> our tourism is what keeps money flowin for them and their livlihoods
14:48:00 <vinnie> we are the demographic that visits bali the most because its so close to us, not much other people from other countries go there
14:48:00 <Serenity> dude shut up no one cares
14:49:00 <vinnie> i thought i might make a discussion
14:49:00 <vinnie> since its dead quiet in here
14:49:00 <vinnie> what is the purpose of a chatroom if there is no chat going on?
14:49:00 <Serenity> power ranting a wall of text isnt going to do that
14:49:00 <vinnie> lol touche
14:50:00 <vinnie> im sorry i just got frustrated when i read those tweets from those balinese
14:50:00 <Serenity> let em go and ruin their economy
14:51:00 <vinnie> what are your thoughts on the execution of those 2 guys?
14:51:00 <vinnie> i think they should be punished for thier crime, true, but that punishment shouldnt be death though
14:51:00 <Serenity> they got what they deserved
14:51:00 <vinnie> 40 yrs in jail is enough
14:52:00 <Serenity> but its not our country to stipulate the law
14:52:00 <vinnie> yeah
14:53:00 <vinnie> but i think of it from a point of view, of say, if my loved ones were in that position
14:53:00 <Serenity> of course you wouldnt want a loved one to die. but that is how the law works. its not there to be lenient because a criminal has people that loves them
14:53:00 <vinnie> say u had a loved one who was dying from a terminal illness, u dispair, u want to do everything u can to help them, but u cant, theres nothin u can do
14:54:00 <vinnie> but in this case, its 2 ppl in perfect health, alive and kicking, who are about to die due to the laws made my man
14:54:00 <vinnie> made by man*
14:54:00 <Serenity> they should have thought about that
14:56:00 <faux> http://www.b105.com.au/scoopla/life/blog/2015/2/12-year-old-girl-writes-incredibly-powerful-letter-about-the-bali-nine/
14:56:00 <faux> <3
14:57:00 <Serenity> i love how people want another countries law changed, but go on racist rants about how muslims are trying to change our laws to suit them
14:57:00 <Serenity> its weird
14:58:00 <faux> Yeah but they're trying to enforce a law based on a crime
14:58:00 <faux> Muslims trying to enforce sharia law for no reason is meh
14:59:00 <vinnie> but its clear that certain things about the judgement towards the 2 aussies are unfair
14:59:00 <vinnie> like
14:59:00 <Serenity> its the same principal though, its another countries law. you have no right to it
14:59:00 <vinnie> why did that leader terrorist behind the bali bombings get a reprieve from the death penaltu
14:59:00 <Serenity> of course its unfair but people know the risks. I just dont see the argument.
14:59:00 <Serenity> if you dont want to die in bali. dont fucking take drugs there
14:59:00 <vinnie> abu bakar bashir
14:59:00 <vinnie> while these 2 aussies dont?
14:59:00 <Serenity> because that is how their country works
15:00:00 <vinnie> its clear the indo pm just wants to show he wont be scared by australia govt
15:00:00 <faux> I'm so ambivalent about the death penalty like I can't justify it for drugs but if its murder or rape in like k
15:00:00 <faux> I'm*
15:00:00 <Serenity> and you agree to live by how their country works when you enter their cuontry
15:00:00 <Serenity> you sign the paper
15:00:00 <Serenity> that is your legal obligation to having a passport
15:01:00 <vinnie> exactly faux, i feel the same way
15:01:00 <vinnie> i believe in death penalty and eye for an eye law
15:02:00 <ShadowLurker> fark lunch time already
15:02:00 <vinnie> like if intentionally murder someone, take their life away, u should also be killed as well
15:02:00 <Serenity> well, dont go to a country that has laws you dont agree with then
15:02:00 <faux> mmm we can't always get what we want
15:02:00 <Serenity> simples
15:02:00 <vinnie> thats only fair to the victim
15:02:00 <faux> Sucks
15:03:00 <vinnie> these 2 guys have reformed as well, being model prisoners n all
15:04:00 <Serenity> you are judging it based on our laws
15:04:00 <vinnie> all the while, shappelle corby is been a total bitch in her stay there
15:04:00 <Serenity> this is not our country and we have no rights to tell them what to so
15:04:00 <Serenity> do*
15:04:00 <vinnie> and now shes havin a laugh smokin more pot no doubt with her sister mercedes
15:04:00 <faux> lol
15:04:00 <faux> corbz
15:05:00 <Serenity> if you dont want to die, as an australian dont take drugs into bali/indonesia/south east asia its really that simple
15:06:00 <vinnie> maybe they were forced too? maybe someone had their family held, and were like, take these drugs or we kill them
15:06:00 <vinnie> sounds movie like i know
15:06:00 <Serenity> um THEY forced other people to do it, that is why they are were they are and the others arent
15:07:00 <Serenity> where*
15:07:00 <vinnie> but every thing has a inside story
15:07:00 <vinnie> oh ic
15:07:00 <vinnie> wow
15:07:00 <Serenity> it wasnt the first time either
15:07:00 <Serenity> they are scumbags
15:07:00 <vinnie> whatever happened to the other members of the bali 9?
15:07:00 <vinnie> so far the media has only covered these 2
15:08:00 <Serenity> the others are imprisoned
15:08:00 <vinnie> i remember that other pretty aussie who got caught with drugs in bali
15:08:00 <vinnie> the model
15:08:00 <vinnie> michelle leslie thats it
15:09:00 <faux> Magda zubanski
15:09:00 <faux> oh
15:09:00 <Serenity> szubanski lol
15:09:00 <vinnie> she was smart, converted to islam liek right away, cried and apologised to the indo court, promised to live a life of woman islamic values
15:09:00 <WebbY> hi faux
15:09:00 <faux> Hi
15:09:00 <WebbY> long time
15:10:00 <vinnie> in the same week she got back in australia, was strutting in ligerie on the catwalk
15:10:00 <vinnie> lol
15:10:00 <faux> Yeah
15:10:00 <faux> How u been
15:10:00 <WebbY> good thanks, and urself?
15:10:00 <vinnie> trolled the indos awesomely
15:10:00 <faux> Yeah not bad :)
15:10:00 <faux> Having a shit day lol
15:10:00 <WebbY> it's monday
15:10:00 <WebbY> to be expected lol
15:10:00 <faux> Other than that all good
15:10:00 <Serenity> i bet she also didnt have 8.5 kilos of heroin strapped to her body
15:10:00 <WebbY> what are you doing with yourself these days/.
15:10:00 <faux> I have an 8.5 kilo dick strapped to mine
15:10:00 <WebbY> :O
15:10:00 <faux> Just studying
15:10:00 <faux> Not much really
15:11:00 <WebbY> what you studying?
15:11:00 <faux> I'm so boring
15:11:00 <faux> Doing a communications degree
15:11:00 <WebbY> oh that sounds alright
15:11:00 <WebbY> full time?
15:11:00 <faux> I start fulltime on the 3rd actually
15:11:00 <faux> I'm nervous lol
15:11:00 <faux> Cos ive been doing 1 unit at a time
15:11:00 <faux> Interested to see how I go with 2
15:12:00 <WebbY> how have you found the 1 unit? enough work?
15:12:00 <vinnie> have u been acing those units?
15:12:00 <faux> I have
15:12:00 <faux> 3 D's one HD
15:12:00 <WebbY> wow very good!
15:12:00 <faux> um yeah its enough work
15:12:00 <faux> Like the thing is
15:12:00 <faux> I known I can do 2 units ata time
15:12:00 <faux> Butnim worried I won't put as much efrort
15:13:00 <faux> And just get mediocre marks
15:13:00 <faux> Lolll
15:13:00 <faux> Imnso anal
15:13:00 <WebbY> maybe it will push u even harder
15:13:00 <WebbY> and u will do awesome
15:13:00 <WebbY> :P
15:13:00 <faux> Haha
15:13:00 <faux> Let's hope so
15:13:00 <faux> Or maybe I'll just fail miserably
15:13:00 <WebbY> if you are getting D's and HD's i dont think u will fail
15:14:00 <faux> Fingers crossed
15:14:00 <faux> I'll brb my neighbour just came round
15:14:00 <WebbY> sure
15:18:00 <Serenity> damn it i need more oil in me fryer
15:36:00 <vinnie> 3 uk teenage girls allegedly left london, flew to turkey in a bid to join ISIS and fight with them
15:37:00 <vinnie> i shudder at what potential fate lies before them
15:37:00 <vinnie> most likely be used by gangraped by the isis men
15:57:00 <TheRon> How about those breasts?
15:58:00 <Serenity> rootin' tootin'
15:58:00 <TheRon> Rootin in the back of the ute?
15:59:00 <Serenity> indeedy
16:11:00 <TheRon> Hi
16:26:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`!
16:26:00 <Skirmish> We need to talk ...
16:26:00 <Nikky`> Hey Skirmish.. ok
16:35:00 <TheRon> Night swimming deserves a quiet night
16:37:00 <TheRon> One night in Bangkok and the worlds your oyster
16:42:00 <TheRon> Are you old enough?
16:46:00 <couleurs> yes hello my name is Pieter and TC marcia damaged my ps4 can i get a new 1 pls
16:47:00 <katatonic_zombie> Taco, what stopped you from having sex with 'fat stupid' girls ? Because you have stated before that you've fucked a few fatthes.
16:47:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_zombie: why do you refuse to answer if you actually love your husband?
16:47:00 <TokenDaRing> should be an easy y/n
16:48:00 <stebie> boom
16:48:00 <TokenDaRing> wow
16:48:00 <raunt> lol
16:49:00 <stebie> wb simba
16:49:00 <simba> ty
16:51:00 <katatonic_zombie> What - why do I refuse I answered it.
16:51:00 <stebie> g'day Nikky` <3
16:51:00 <katatonic_zombie> ease up tiger
16:51:00 <Nikky`> Hey stebie <3
16:51:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_zombie: where did you answer?
16:52:00 <katatonic_zombie> I said it was a rhetorical question
16:52:00 <TokenDaRing> that's not an answer, that's a deflection
16:52:00 <stebie> who cares? if she does or not is not your concern
16:52:00 <katatonic_zombie> but if you'd like me to explain further perhaps you should answer my question
16:52:00 <katatonic_zombie> why so curious?
16:52:00 <stebie> unless you're her husband
16:52:00 <TokenDaRing> ok stebie
16:52:00 <stebie> if you're not, stop asking
16:53:00 <stebie> wb Serenity
16:54:00 <Serenity> ty
16:54:00 <Serenity> wtf happened lol
16:54:00 <Serenity> im on mobile
16:54:00 <stebie> netsplit
16:54:00 <Serenity> ahh
16:54:00 <Serenity> what did i miss
16:55:00 <katatonic_zombie> nothing
16:55:00 <stebie> yep
16:56:00 <Serenity> lol ok
16:56:00 <katatonic_zombie> ::D
16:57:00 <Nikky`> Well, she missed me but that is a given I guess
16:57:00 <raunt> katatonic_zombie
16:57:00 <raunt> are you recovering from drugs?
16:57:00 <katatonic_zombie> yeah?
16:58:00 <katatonic_zombie> ah, no. Are you?
16:58:00 <Serenity> whats with all the kate hate
16:58:00 <katatonic_zombie> Because i'm gonna fuck Skirmish?
16:58:00 <Serenity> ohh
16:59:00 <katatonic_zombie> I donno… there is plenty of me to go around. Some peeps just have to wait their turn. *rolls eyes*
16:59:00 <katatonic_zombie> and maybe they get a lil angry about that process?
17:00:00 <Serenity> lolol
17:00:00 <Serenity> well im not waiting skirmish can go second
17:00:00 <katatonic_zombie> muhahaha ha haw ;)
17:02:00 <raunt> seconds
17:02:00 <raunt> we love
17:03:00 <katatonic_zombie> rant, no idea who you are - but you're not getting a piece of me
17:03:00 <katatonic_zombie> raunt*
17:05:00 <stebie> wb all
17:05:00 <stebie> enjoy your stay (while it lasts?)
17:05:00 <Nikky`> I want a piece of you BUT..only if I go after Serenity..i'm ok with seconds if its after Serenity
17:05:00 <Taco> Crip, yes, close enough
17:06:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm hungry for some Taco
17:09:00 <Serenity> we can share nikky
17:09:00 <Nikky`> Ok deal
17:10:00 <[Maverick]> filth
17:10:00 <katatonic_zombie> That's ok with me Nikky !
17:11:00 <katatonic_zombie> i better make up a schedule! To fit you all in
17:11:00 <Nikky`> Excellent
17:11:00 <katatonic_zombie> "time with kate"
17:12:00 <Nikky`> Its only filth until you join in [Maverick]
17:13:00 <[Maverick]> yessss
17:13:00 <[Maverick]> so... am I third katatonic_zombie?
17:13:00 <katatonic_zombie> Yeah, sure why not :D
17:13:00 <katatonic_zombie> The more he merrier :D
17:14:00 <Fez> Who here writes poems
17:16:00 <[Maverick]> yesss
17:18:00 <AzzA> there was an old lady from Waringa, she used to fantasize about old Mal Maninga, she said the hair on his back made me moist in the crack and it would help when Id rotate me finger!!!
17:18:00 <AzzA> sorry thats more of a lymerick
17:20:00 <Kynetic> awwwww yissss..
17:22:00 <couleurs> butter cool saul
17:22:00 <Kynetic> you mean sul?
17:23:00 <Kynetic> butter kull sul
17:23:00 <stebie> g'day Kynetic
17:23:00 <faux> There once was a man from China who wasn't a very good climber.. He slipped on a rock and chopped off his cock and now he has a vagina
17:23:00 <faux> Woot
17:24:00 <couleurs> there is no dana, only sul
17:24:00 <Kynetic> sup stebie
17:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
17:25:00 <stebie> not a lot here, yourself?
17:25:00 <slinky_J> so close to pizza time
17:25:00 <slinky_J> :P
17:25:00 <slinky_J> yaayy!
17:26:00 <slinky_J> :P
17:27:00 <faux> hai gurl hai
17:28:00 <raunt> big gang bang
17:28:00 <raunt> austnet
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
17:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
17:31:00 <katatonic_zombie> totes bring back the old days !
17:31:00 <AzzA> sup
17:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo mum
17:32:00 <Taco> Yea lets just troll on twitter
17:32:00 <Taco> Heaps more fun
17:32:00 <Taco> No netsplits
17:32:00 <AzzA> Sezz, i see you have a cat that warrants being on the sex offenders register!
17:32:00 <faux> OK I'm gonna link you guys to this short song
17:32:00 <faux> Can you please tell me what you hear
17:32:00 <AzzA> it better not be a fanny fart..
17:33:00 <TokenDaRing> I concur Taco
17:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> quief
17:33:00 <AzzA> i just dont have time for that
17:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> aint no body got time for that
17:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux - ready!
17:33:00 <faux> NO
17:33:00 <faux> http://youtu.be/xEwjf9Me5lQ
17:33:00 <faux> 25 seconds ok
17:33:00 <AzzA> aint NOBODY got time for dat
17:34:00 <faux> My friend reckons she says "you are so immature"
17:34:00 <faux> But to me it sounds like IMMACHOY
17:34:00 <faux> lmao
17:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> SHE DOES!
17:34:00 <faux> Like I know she's saying immature but it does not sound like it AT ALL
17:34:00 <faux> Omg yess
17:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> I WAS GONNA SAY!
17:34:00 <faux> it kills me so much
17:35:00 <Taco> No ops to say "you can't say that!"
17:35:00 <katatonic_zombie> yeah totes, until I block you both. LOL
17:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i cringed when she said it
17:35:00 <Serenity> lol azza
17:35:00 <Serenity> snow dropper cat
17:35:00 <faux> And I've had it in my head for so long all I sing is you are so immachoy
17:35:00 <faux> :'(
17:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can only hear imma choy
17:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> and is she aussie?
17:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> but turned american when singing
17:35:00 <AzzA> she also said she dopesnt want t be the bad guy
17:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:36:00 <Taco> So you got a twitter account with your irc nickname to reply to our tweets, and then to block us? Makes sense
17:36:00 <TokenDaRing> Taco, it's kate
17:36:00 <TokenDaRing> she makes claims, then links sources that disprove her
17:36:00 <Taco> I don't get it
17:36:00 <TokenDaRing> making sense went out the window ages ago
17:36:00 <AzzA> she totally turned something else when she started singin g
17:36:00 <AzzA> if you can call it singing that is
17:36:00 <AzzA> Serenity, what is up with those 2 cats anyway, freaks
17:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, she sounds ok ….. nothing wrong but just a li try hard
17:37:00 <simba> go back 2 twitter
17:37:00 <Taco> nah I don't know how to reply to the most recent twitter
17:37:00 <Taco> it makes absolutely no sense at all
17:37:00 <Serenity> they are just assholes
17:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:37:00 <Serenity> i was trying to nap before and the grey cunt kept stealing my pillow
17:38:00 <Taco> actually I fought of 1
17:38:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/TDWlWDg.jpg
17:38:00 <AzzA> you lucky the feds dont come and take your computer for posting pictures of your cats with your girls underwear on their heads :P
17:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85zcOduKiKU <--- I fucking love this song
17:38:00 <faux> Lol yeah Kate she's from syd
17:38:00 <AzzA> speaking of cunts
17:38:00 <faux> We have mutual friends but idk her
17:38:00 <AzzA> when i was married to that victorian c.o.a.t
17:38:00 <faux> She was on xfactor
17:38:00 <faux> Immachoooyyyy
17:38:00 <AzzA> my cat, that she stole, used to think it was a dog
17:39:00 <katatonic_zombie> lol
17:39:00 <katatonic_zombie> ahh fun times.
17:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah yeah, she didn't win because she obviously can't pronounce words
17:39:00 <faux> Lmao
17:39:00 <AzzA> we had one of those fish tied to string and a stick
17:39:00 <faux> She pronounces some words so weird
17:39:00 <Serenity> i forget that you were maried
17:39:00 <AzzA> if you threw it to him, he'd run laps around the house, then bring back and and drop it off at the end of the bed
17:39:00 <faux> Very distinct voice
17:40:00 <Taco> kate, when you block us can you /ignore us too?
17:40:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
17:40:00 <AzzA> and then wait outside the bedroom door for you to throw it again
17:40:00 <AzzA> i put it down to victorian water...
17:40:00 <AzzA> makes everyone mental
17:41:00 <katatonic_zombie> sure can
17:41:00 <TokenDaRing> tia
17:41:00 <Serenity> mums cat plays fetch with rolled up balla of paper
17:41:00 <AzzA> maybe it was more geograpgical, living too close to mt dandenong or something
17:42:00 <katatonic_zombie> no problem :D
17:42:00 <TokenDaRing> I will reciprocate and /ignore you too at the same time
17:42:00 <simba> phew finally
17:42:00 <simba> ur growing up
17:42:00 <Taco> Nah I'm still an angry teenager simbeehhh
17:42:00 <AzzA> her parents lived there all their lives in the same house, and they were some fucked up people hahaha
17:42:00 <Serenity> lol
17:42:00 <Serenity> turbo uses his hands like people
17:42:00 <Serenity> its weird
17:42:00 <AzzA> turbo is a sex offender
17:42:00 <Serenity> hahah
17:42:00 <Serenity> sniffing round little kids undies
17:43:00 <stebie> ._.
17:43:00 <nate> im growing stebie in the back yard
17:43:00 <simba> nobody was talking to you Taco
17:43:00 <katatonic_zombie> deep seeded issues!
17:43:00 <AzzA> my dogs named turbo, and he is also a sex offender hahaha
17:43:00 <AzzA> that dog will hump anything
17:43:00 <faux> hehe
17:43:00 <Serenity> rofl
17:43:00 <faux> Hook us up
17:43:00 <faux> lol bad joke
17:43:00 <AzzA> hahaha
17:43:00 <Serenity> my brother in laws dog is gross
17:43:00 <Serenity> he sticks his head in your crotch
17:43:00 <Serenity> like full nose dive
17:43:00 <AzzA> i hate dogs that do that
17:43:00 <faux> When im wearing long dresses my neighbours dog goes uo underneath
17:43:00 <faux> He must think I'm a house
17:44:00 <simba> seed
17:44:00 <Skirmish> Maybe he just likes your crotch smell Serenity?
17:44:00 <AzzA> faux, you having a dry spell atm? you want me to hook you up with my dog?? :P
17:44:00 <Serenity> possibly but he does it to everyone
17:44:00 <Skirmish> Or ... maybe your bro in law has a thing with the dog and peanut butter and he's just checking if you have any peanut butter?
17:44:00 <AzzA> bwahahahahahah
17:44:00 <Serenity> uhhhh no
17:44:00 <AzzA> ^^
17:44:00 <faux> LOL
17:44:00 <AzzA> is it slightly plausible?
17:45:00 <Taco> Kate was talking 2 me, she told me on twitter
17:45:00 <Serenity> no
17:45:00 <Serenity> lol
17:45:00 <faux> gtfo azza lol
17:45:00 <faux> I was very clearly joking
17:45:00 <AzzA> haha ok :/
17:45:00 <faux> I stopped doing dogs after my ex.
17:45:00 <faux> heheheeeh
17:45:00 <Serenity> he's the most laid person i know of irl he doesn't need pb
17:45:00 <AzzA> i dunno, ive hit a purple patch recently
17:46:00 <slinky_J> simba stop not talking about pizza!
17:46:00 <AzzA> although thats starting to dry up too
17:46:00 <Serenity> purple patch?
17:46:00 <AzzA> might have to start replying to those cheesy pm's ive been getting the last few days
17:46:00 <Serenity> lol
17:46:00 <Nikky`> surely you can't be that desperate
17:47:00 <slinky_J> pizza pizza!
17:47:00 <stebie> nate, get me out of this manure
17:47:00 <slinky_J> dont talk to my bf nate like that
17:47:00 <slinky_J> :(
17:47:00 <Nikky`> or, maybe you can
17:47:00 <faux> lmao
17:47:00 <AzzA> im not that desperate nikky
17:47:00 <Serenity> depends how long it's been i guess
17:47:00 <Serenity> lol
17:47:00 <AzzA> 7 days but who's counting :/
17:47:00 <Nikky`> lol true
17:47:00 <Nikky`> 7 days?
17:47:00 <Fez> Breasts
17:47:00 <Nikky`> ooh lordy
17:47:00 <Nikky`> such a long time
17:47:00 <Fez> 7 day breasts
17:47:00 <Nikky`> you poor thang
17:47:00 <faux> Lolllll
17:48:00 <TokenDaRing> nate's a hot guy
17:48:00 <TokenDaRing> just saying
17:48:00 <faux> I have cobwebs in my vag
17:48:00 <faux> And he's worried about 7 days
17:48:00 <Nikky`> ./msg AzzA so 7 days.. so like wanna?
17:48:00 <Nikky`> lol
17:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey fez
17:48:00 <AzzA> lol Nikky` :)
17:48:00 <Fez> Hi kate
17:48:00 <AzzA> the answer is just always yes
17:48:00 <faux> Is azza the azza that used to join CBF azza from Perth azza
17:48:00 <faux> azza.
17:48:00 <AzzA> same azza
17:48:00 <faux> Oh ok
17:49:00 <AzzA> never joined cbf though i dont think
17:49:00 <faux> Oh
17:49:00 <faux> Maybe another chan
17:49:00 <AzzA> just melbs and perth usually
17:49:00 <faux> Nah
17:49:00 <faux> Was def other channels ages ago
17:49:00 <faux> I didn't join either then
17:49:00 <AzzA> probably havnt been on in like 3 years
17:49:00 <Serenity> you did join cbf
17:49:00 <Serenity> for a bit
17:49:00 <AzzA> did i?
17:50:00 <Serenity> years ago
17:50:00 <faux> Well there ya go
17:50:00 <AzzA> dementia has set in
17:50:00 <Serenity> lol
17:50:00 <AzzA> i was lucky that the server was still in the status box, or i would have had to pm you on fb to ask what it was lol
17:51:00 <nate> hot like an elephant
17:51:00 <Taco> TokenDaRing !!!
17:51:00 <Taco> Finish her !!!
17:51:00 <Taco> Falcon punch !!!
17:51:00 <Serenity> lol
17:52:00 <slinky_J> token u want some pizza brp
17:52:00 <nate> pizza hut?
17:52:00 <TokenDaRing> nah no pizza mate
17:52:00 <TokenDaRing> thanks
17:52:00 <AzzA> Nikky` has forgotten me all together :(
17:52:00 <Nikky`> Maybe, I do have a fucked up memory
17:54:00 <AzzA> 3 in the arvo and im just cruisng around in my undies, please someone tell me im not alone?
17:54:00 <Nikky`> You might need to refresh my memory
17:54:00 <Nikky`> its 6pm and I am in my pjs
17:54:00 <Nikky`> And I was in them by 1:30ish
17:54:00 <Nikky`> and had nappage
17:55:00 <Kynetic> i think im gonna go eat some taco.
17:55:00 <Kynetic> some fish taco.
17:55:00 <Kynetic> awwww yiss..
17:55:00 <Fez> Nikkerz and a singlet?
17:56:00 <Taco> Kynetic <3
17:56:00 <TokenDaRing> woah
17:56:00 <TokenDaRing> it's Kynetic
17:56:00 <Kynetic> no its not
17:56:00 <Kynetic> im now going over there ----->
17:56:00 <Taco> That points towards my bathroom?
17:56:00 <Nikky`> No tshirt
17:57:00 <Fez> No tshirt is ok by me ;)
17:57:00 <Nikky`> lol I meant I have on a tshirt and pj bottoms
17:58:00 <Fez> Oh
17:58:00 <Fez> Yeaigetit
18:00:00 <slinky_J> soz
18:00:00 <slinky_J> talkin a whole lotta bs to taco in pm
18:00:00 <slinky_J> nate some nice pizza man!
18:00:00 <simba> bomberman
18:01:00 <nate> yes that taco does that:o0
18:01:00 <slinky_J> fk him
18:01:00 <nate> haha
18:01:00 <slinky_J> shouold be a Taco pizza
18:01:00 <slinky_J> yum yum
18:01:00 <Anna> Hi I'm Anna lol
18:01:00 <AzzA> sorry, i got hungry, i usually do when im just in my undies
18:01:00 <British^Meat> one of my faves on the snes simba :)
18:01:00 <AzzA> Go Anna Go!!!
18:02:00 <Taco> I'm not talking to slinky_J? I refuse to talk to scumbags that post pictures of peoples kids.
18:02:00 <AzzA> it only just gets better, doubl ep of family guy on fox8
18:03:00 <simba> everyone is someones kid
18:04:00 <Taco> ok, +who are minors
18:04:00 <nate> ;p
18:04:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YxTa1AUqps
18:04:00 <Nikky`> uh huh
18:05:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Scooter - The Logical Song (Official Video) Views: 1,874,334 Uploaded: Published on Jan 23, 2014 Duration: 4 Minutes 0 Seconds
18:05:00 <nate> good MORNing!
18:05:00 <nate> yeeeee ahhhh
18:06:00 <Fez> My back hurts
18:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> too much sex?
18:09:00 <vinnie> some ppl have asked
18:10:00 <vinnie> why the country didnt care more about the indigenous population who lived in the coastal areas of cyclone marcie and cyclone lam
18:10:00 <AzzA> what its like to live on the mental institution ward of a hospital?
18:10:00 <vinnie> why do they need to ask the obvious and bring up the awkwardness?
18:10:00 <AzzA> i will tell you why
18:11:00 <AzzA> because they dont contribute to society, end of story.
18:11:00 <Fez> No kate
18:11:00 <vinnie> we as a nation all still have a racist attitude towards the indigenous population
18:11:00 <vinnie> but we are just too PC to dare to admit to it
18:11:00 <AzzA> its not racism fool.
18:12:00 <couleurs> u rok nate
18:13:00 <Fez> An den
18:13:00 <Nikky`> Hey steven_
18:13:00 <AzzA> No an den
18:14:00 <Nikky`> I was about to type that AzzA
18:14:00 <Fez> An den an den an den
18:14:00 <AzzA> :o
18:14:00 <AzzA> No an den
18:14:00 <Fez> Pff
18:14:00 <Fez> 1 x nikky` thanx
18:14:00 <Nikky`> You want a nikky?
18:15:00 <Prophet_CRi> there is no place like london
18:15:00 <AzzA> i'll take 2
18:15:00 <AzzA> :P
18:15:00 <Nikky`> lol
18:16:00 <couleurs> shut up beehhh u brown imbercile
18:16:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: ignore him
18:16:00 <TokenDaRing> I did
18:16:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't regret it
18:16:00 <couleurs> don't mind if i do !
18:16:00 <Fez> Then she isnt1 of a kind
18:16:00 <Nikky`> This Nikky has been drinking the Vic water tho :P
18:16:00 <Fez> 1/1 nikky`
18:16:00 <Serenity> the end of me finger hurts
18:16:00 <Serenity> tell me why
18:16:00 <AzzA> ohhh that bloody victorian water
18:16:00 <ShadowLurker> too many vaginas
18:16:00 <AzzA> have you had it stuck in a warm moist cavity?
18:16:00 <AzzA> like your nose?
18:16:00 <Serenity> ill stick it in your nose in a minute
18:16:00 <AzzA> not a good idea, tbh
18:17:00 <couleurs> Happy China's New Years ! ! !
18:17:00 <TokenDaRing> just ignore his ident
18:17:00 <TokenDaRing> that way you ignore him with whatever nick he uses
18:17:00 <Nikky`> She had it in my vagina
18:17:00 <Nikky`> It was wonderful
18:17:00 <Serenity> ;)
18:17:00 <AzzA> im recovering from tonsilitis, and now i seem to have the sneezing of either a) the common cold, or b) hayfever of 25 people people
18:17:00 <Fez> Nikky has a vagina?
18:17:00 <Fez> Lies
18:17:00 <AzzA> pics or it didnt happen
18:18:00 <couleurs> spicey
18:18:00 <Prophet_CRi> spicey pussy
18:18:00 <nate> i think i have ignored one person;l
18:18:00 <nate> but beehh is great!
18:18:00 <nate> ;p
18:18:00 <Prophet_CRi> thanks mate
18:18:00 <Serenity> Nikky` has a gorgeous vagina
18:18:00 <Nikky`> Yeah - gorgeous
18:18:00 <Fez> I like handsome vag's
18:18:00 <AzzA> all vaginas are gorgeous
18:18:00 <AzzA> in their own creepy way
18:19:00 <TokenDaRing> I think beehhhh is the furry reborn guy
18:19:00 <simba> bathe in ninja cum,
18:19:00 <Prophet_CRi> cum in the wine
18:19:00 <nate> yeah where is johnninja
18:19:00 <TokenDaRing> interesting fantasy, simba
18:19:00 <Nikky`> lol
18:19:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebUT92clxzw
18:20:00 <nate> simba u hiding him
18:20:00 <Prophet_CRi> bukkake japan
18:20:00 <simba> h
18:20:00 <nate> i found u out!
18:20:00 <nate> :P
18:20:00 <simba> :P
18:20:00 <Prophet_CRi> was he hiding in the closet again?
18:20:00 <Prophet_CRi> tell him not to
18:20:00 <AzzA> totally needs visual effects
18:20:00 <Serenity> hahaha
18:20:00 <vinnie> hrm
18:21:00 <simba> cum?
18:21:00 <Prophet_CRi> not before i gobble some of couleurs wine
18:21:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh3C7R39ayc
18:21:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Unbelievable! Keeper Hitz's Last Second Goal Uploaded: Published on Feb 21, 2015 Duration: 1 Minutes 45 Seconds
18:21:00 <couleurs> Absolutely Amaseing Seans !
18:22:00 <Prophet_CRi> my aunt is borrowing money from the duke of dutches for my education
18:22:00 <vinnie> it seems that most of these ethnic muslim citizens of australia who has chosen to go fight with isis etc all have in common the feeling of isolation, lonelyness and not being accepted in society
18:22:00 <AzzA> oh fuck up with your propaganda bullshit dickhead
18:22:00 <AzzA> if i wanted to read this shit id sign up to wikileaks
18:22:00 <vinnie> which has motivated them to seek this elsewhere, i.e by joining those groups for a sense of "acceptance" and "comradeship"
18:22:00 <Serenity> we're talking about snatches n this guy wants to be political
18:22:00 <Serenity> are you a knob eater?
18:22:00 <AzzA> ikr
18:23:00 <simba> found this 12 year old on miiverse http://imgur.com/KjMciuo
18:23:00 <simba> he is "seingol"
18:23:00 <couleurs> lol
18:23:00 <couleurs> beeeh's son
18:23:00 <vinnie> perhaps we should as a society try and combat this through means of being more accepting and including them to australian culture
18:23:00 <vinnie> ok im sorry
18:23:00 <vinnie> i just wanted to have a convo about these stuff, i will stop then
18:23:00 <AzzA> i will accept them when santa claus gives me my fucken bike!!!
18:24:00 <TokenDaRing> evening christopher
18:24:00 <TokenDaRing> how are you today?
18:24:00 <vinnie> Serenity lol no im not a knob eater, but i dont feel interested in other people talking about vaginas because i am happily married
18:25:00 <nate> yeah christopher do any sexy sunbathing today?
18:25:00 <Prophet_CRi> my mates dauther is 16 this year
18:25:00 <AzzA> nobody is ever happily married
18:25:00 <vinnie> the only vagina i am interested in is my lovely wifes
18:25:00 <AzzA> except maybe Serenity
18:25:00 <vinnie> well i know for a fact that i am happily married
18:25:00 <vinnie> i love my wife with all my life, and she loves me
18:26:00 <Taco> why r u browsing 4 twelvies n e ways
18:26:00 <Serenity> oh right
18:26:00 <AzzA> she quite obviously hasnt met me yet :P
18:26:00 <vinnie> and we are both happy, (dont want to jinx it or anything) but life is great :)
18:26:00 <Serenity> yeah im happily married but im always interestedin vag
18:26:00 <Serenity> love me a good fanny
18:27:00 <AzzA> THERES NOTHING THAT 100 MEN OR MORE CAN DO!!!!!
18:27:00 <AzzA> I WISH IT RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA!!!!!!
18:27:00 <vinnie> azza i have tested my wifes loyalty
18:27:00 <AzzA> oh really?
18:27:00 <AzzA> how did you do that?
18:27:00 <vinnie> i have complete confidence in her
18:27:00 <Serenity> lol how did you do that
18:27:00 <StrykerX> <Serenity> love me a good fanny << ZOMGNOWAI
18:28:00 <Prophet_CRi> http://www.polis.cam.ac.uk/Graduates/CurrMPhil/mphil-in-international-relations-and-politics
18:28:00 <christopher> hi TokenDaRing
18:28:00 <christopher> drinking premixed pina colada
18:28:00 <christopher> rofl
18:28:00 <nate> told ya!
18:28:00 <TokenDaRing> fair deal
18:28:00 <TokenDaRing> taste good?
18:28:00 <christopher> yeah is nice
18:28:00 <TokenDaRing> sweet
18:28:00 <nate> get that coconut oil
18:28:00 <StrykerX> Like same!
18:28:00 <Nikky`> Wow that is trust for you.. have to actually test her
18:28:00 <Serenity> wanna share one StrykerX??
18:28:00 <StrykerX> Sure!
18:28:00 <Serenity> woot
18:28:00 <StrykerX> Wait, who?
18:28:00 <vinnie> i allowed her to attend her friends hens night
18:28:00 <Serenity> iunno
18:28:00 <Serenity> im not fussy
18:28:00 <Nikky`> allowed her?
18:28:00 <vinnie> i secretly followed her
18:28:00 <StrykerX> Easy huh
18:28:00 <Serenity> LOL allowed her
18:28:00 <Serenity> hahahahahahah
18:28:00 <Nikky`> haha keeps on getting better
18:28:00 <Serenity> oh god
18:28:00 <StrykerX> vinnie, you own her bro?
18:28:00 <vinnie> well she asked me if i was ok with it or not
18:29:00 <TokenDaRing> nate: coconut oil is amazing stuff
18:29:00 <TokenDaRing> cooking with it is great
18:29:00 <nate> really
18:29:00 <Prophet_CRi> fijian coconut in melbourne brothel
18:29:00 <TokenDaRing> oh yeah man
18:29:00 <TokenDaRing> gives a nice flavour
18:29:00 <nate> what u cook with it?
18:29:00 <TokenDaRing> burgers, steak
18:29:00 <TokenDaRing> sometimes eggs
18:29:00 <TokenDaRing> goes nice with eggs
18:29:00 <nate> ahh k
18:29:00 <Prophet_CRi> i study in cambridge
18:29:00 <nate> Prophet_CRi bit of a catch arent ya
18:29:00 <StrykerX> She's your asset?
18:29:00 <vinnie> i said "yes, im ok with you, u can go"
18:29:00 <StrykerX> Your property?
18:29:00 <vinnie> how else am i to interpret that
18:29:00 <vinnie> other than me allowing her to go?
18:29:00 <AzzA> OH NOES!!!! NOT A HENS NIGHT!!!
18:29:00 <StrykerX> That's not "allowing".. That's confirming you won't crack the sads she's about to see another guys junk
18:30:00 <couleurs> BBL EVER Y1
18:30:00 <TokenDaRing> bye couleurs
18:30:00 <vinnie> if i had said no, if she wanted to go she still could, im not saying i own her or anything
18:30:00 <Bonny> hahahahahahaha
18:30:00 <vinnie> anyway
18:30:00 <Nikky`> But following her? wtf? issues or what
18:30:00 <AzzA> that doesnt mean she wouldnt cheat
18:30:00 <vinnie> i followed her secretly and looked at what they got up to and stuff
18:30:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?
18:30:00 <vinnie> and she refrained
18:30:00 <StrykerX> Followed her?
18:30:00 <StrykerX> Are you Muslim?
18:30:00 <vinnie> yeah
18:30:00 <Serenity> allowed
18:30:00 <Serenity> oh geesh
18:30:00 <StrykerX> Wow
18:30:00 <vinnie> oh come on
18:31:00 <Prophet_CRi> top end too much flood and down bottom not a single drop of rain
18:31:00 <slinky_J> aww this baby fly
18:31:00 <StrykerX> Bro, that's not "trusting" her
18:31:00 <vinnie> she "allows" me and "forbids" me about stuff all the time
18:31:00 <StrykerX> Just sayin'
18:31:00 <vinnie> today i wasnt allowed to have a burger
18:31:00 <Serenity> thats healthy
18:31:00 <AzzA> haha yeah this is wife number 5, the other 4 got smart and have already been "sacraficed"
18:31:00 <Serenity> dod you know what i say to my husband when i want to do something?
18:31:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
18:31:00 <vinnie> i was forbidden from watchin tv until i bathed our baby
18:31:00 <Serenity> i say 'im going here and ill be home at this time' and theres no further discussion
18:31:00 <AzzA> hahaha Paul, whipped :P
18:31:00 <StrykerX> Bad
18:31:00 <Serenity> how is that whipped?
18:31:00 <StrykerX> :P
18:32:00 <slinky_J> I give it a name
18:32:00 <slinky_J> tiny
18:32:00 <slinky_J> hullo tiny!
18:32:00 <Prophet_CRi> pic or tiny is a flaw
18:32:00 <slinky_J> threatening tiny?
18:32:00 <StrykerX> Does as he's told.
18:32:00 <Serenity> im not asking for his permission to do something
18:32:00 <Serenity> get fucked
18:32:00 <AzzA> LOL
18:32:00 <StrykerX> Like a good boy
18:32:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
18:32:00 <AzzA> ^5
18:32:00 <Serenity> he does the same thing if hes going somewhere
18:32:00 <StrykerX> On a side note, who's AzzA?
18:32:00 <AzzA> innocently
18:32:00 <Serenity> you guys are weird
18:32:00 <StrykerX> Oh, that's different Serenity
18:32:00 <AzzA> oh hai!!!! ShadowLurker :)
18:32:00 <Nikky`> they are weird
18:32:00 <StrykerX> As long as it goes both ways
18:32:00 <Serenity> why wouldnt it
18:32:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
18:32:00 <StrykerX> Well..
18:33:00 <slinky_J> go out for dinner dresed like you're still in your living-room
18:33:00 <slinky_J> kil innocent flies
18:33:00 <slinky_J> :(
18:33:00 <slinky_J> lolz
18:33:00 <Prophet_CRi> many blacks in london are they cool people
18:33:00 <Serenity> he has a mother i dont ever want to be her
18:33:00 <AzzA> of course it goes both ways
18:33:00 <vinnie> believe me, i grew up with abusive and control freak stepdad who controlled and beat up my mum like she was property
18:33:00 <Nikky`> Yeah..tho they follow each other, you know, to make sure they behave
18:33:00 <vinnie> i swore to never ever be anything like that man.
18:33:00 <Serenity> lol Nikky`
18:33:00 <StrykerX> You'll find alot of women want it all one way
18:33:00 <vinnie> when i become a husband myself
18:33:00 <Serenity> well im not a lot of women
18:33:00 <Serenity> you should know that
18:33:00 <AzzA> i thought she was already your wife?
18:33:00 <vinnie> she is
18:33:00 <StrykerX> lol
18:33:00 <vinnie> i made that oath to myself before i got married
18:34:00 <slinky_J> aye?
18:34:00 <slinky_J> my cousins in london
18:34:00 <slinky_J> are black
18:34:00 <slinky_J> Belgian
18:34:00 <Prophet_CRi> i see from google earth street view
18:34:00 <slinky_J> I think you need a cricket bat to the head.
18:34:00 <TokenDaRing> ok slinky_J
18:34:00 <Prophet_CRi> every crn lots of black
18:34:00 <vinnie> when i was still a kid
18:34:00 <AzzA> wow
18:34:00 <Nikky`> Well what you are doing is controlling vinnie.. so guess what, you are like him
18:34:00 <Serenity> so you think that because you dont hit her you arent abusive?
18:34:00 <AzzA> Today on Dr Phill.....
18:34:00 <AzzA> exactly
18:34:00 <vinnie> excuse me Nikky`, that statement is false
18:34:00 <vinnie> i have done nothing controlling
18:35:00 <slinky_J> Token
18:35:00 <Prophet_CRi> i'll hit you with a baseball cap
18:35:00 <slinky_J> you as racist as he is?
18:35:00 <slinky_J> you'll hit a caucasian
18:35:00 <StrykerX> You gave her permission
18:35:00 <StrykerX> Controlling
18:35:00 <Nikky`> you followed her
18:35:00 <vinnie> all that happened was my wife asked me if she could attend her friends party
18:35:00 <Nikky`> controlling
18:35:00 <StrykerX> You followed her
18:35:00 <AzzA> abuse extends well beyong physcal and verbal
18:35:00 <vinnie> i even know why she did it
18:35:00 <AzzA> physical*
18:35:00 <vinnie> all i did was tell her yes
18:35:00 <StrykerX> No
18:35:00 <AzzA> bewtter correct that before the speilling nazi's come out :P
18:35:00 <StrykerX> It's how you put it
18:35:00 <Serenity> but then you followed her
18:35:00 <Serenity> lol
18:35:00 <AzzA> oh fuck me
18:35:00 <StrykerX> "I gave her permission then followed her"
18:35:00 <vinnie> yeah but that was without her knowledge
18:35:00 <StrykerX> I think vinnie is just being a dumbcunt
18:35:00 <vinnie> so as far as she is concerned
18:35:00 <Serenity> thats means to end a relationship for me
18:36:00 <Prophet_CRi> you arent causasian you look more abo to me
18:36:00 <couleurs> I'm a Celebertey Get Me Out of Hear
18:36:00 <Prophet_CRi> those one cross the road from hungryjacks in the sir donald bradman park near south terrace
18:36:00 <slinky_J> I got this pizza
18:36:00 <slinky_J> yum yum
18:36:00 <slinky_J> bye bye!
18:36:00 <vinnie> nothing happened
18:36:00 <Serenity> yes it did
18:36:00 <Serenity> you followed her
18:36:00 <Serenity> lol
18:36:00 <Nikky`> Just because she didnt know doesn't make it less controlling
18:36:00 <vinnie> so what if i followed her, what if i was concerned for her safety?
18:36:00 <Serenity> you are not her owner
18:36:00 <Serenity> she is incharge of her safety
18:36:00 <Serenity> not you
18:36:00 <AzzA> hire a bodyguard?
18:36:00 <vinnie> is a man not allowed to be concerned and want to br around to protect his wife?
18:37:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: who?
18:37:00 <TokenDaRing> I just see you talking
18:37:00 <Prophet_CRi> you give man manus his citizenship but declined mine why
18:37:00 <Serenity> thats fucken weirddd
18:37:00 <StrykerX> Guiz
18:37:00 <AzzA> have you had correct personal protection training?
18:37:00 <StrykerX> You're falling into his trap
18:37:00 <vinnie> what if some punk at the bar decided he is gona rape her?
18:37:00 <Serenity> lol ww
18:37:00 <Serenity> wowwww
18:37:00 <ShadowLurker> soi instead of voicing your concerns you sneak around without her knowing
18:37:00 <Serenity> next minute she wont be allowed down at coles in case a trolley boy looks at her
18:37:00 <ShadowLurker> thats fucked
18:37:00 <AzzA> LOL SEZZ
18:38:00 <Prophet_CRi> if i wasnt there working at the nightshift you wont have milk with your cereal in the morning
18:38:00 <Nikky`> lol
18:38:00 <StrykerX> vinnie, how do you feel about her talking to male shop attendants?
18:38:00 <StrykerX> They might be hitting on her?
18:38:00 <AzzA> a pack of Extra chewing gum tries to slide in her jeans pcoket
18:38:00 <ShadowLurker> what about that sweaty old fat guy at the bust stop eyeballing her
18:38:00 <AzzA> leave me out of this ShadowLurker
18:38:00 <AzzA> :P
18:38:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
18:38:00 <vinnie> ok look u may not agree with what i do with my wifomg
18:39:00 <StrykerX> Bust stop?
18:39:00 <vinnie> but i just simply love her and thats all
18:39:00 <Nikky`> still controlling
18:39:00 <vinnie> why are u all trying to make it out like i am some kinda weirdo or something
18:39:00 <AzzA> yeah formerly known as Bras n Thingz
18:39:00 <StrykerX> Beause you are?
18:39:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker i want to install a tracker on your phone in case you get mugged on the way to work or something
18:39:00 <vinnie> theres heaps of wife beaters out there
18:39:00 <vinnie> and domestic violence offenders
18:39:00 <Serenity> vinnie because following your wife on a night out is WEIRD
18:39:00 <vinnie> i have never even raised a voice at my wife ever
18:40:00 <BennyG> hi everyone - having a good afternoon?
18:40:00 <TokenDaRing> hi bee_girl
18:40:00 <TokenDaRing> erm
18:40:00 <TokenDaRing> BennyG:
18:40:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah man
18:40:00 <slinky_J> pizza
18:40:00 <BennyG> pizza sounds good
18:40:00 <StrykerX> Instead you stalk her when she's out
18:40:00 <StrykerX> k
18:40:00 <vinnie> yet now, i am being made out to br a bad guy
18:40:00 <ShadowLurker> you are
18:40:00 <AzzA> yep
18:40:00 <ShadowLurker> you dont trust her
18:40:00 <vinnie> now i do though
18:40:00 <Serenity> hahaha
18:40:00 <Serenity> oh man
18:40:00 <AzzA> you should be on the sex offenders register like ShadowLurker's cat!!!
18:40:00 <Serenity> i think vinnie might be saemon
18:40:00 <vinnie> because i witnessed that she isnt unfaithful
18:40:00 <vinnie> i need that evidence, and i got it
18:41:00 <vinnie> and things are good
18:41:00 <AzzA> vinnie = gorman
18:41:00 <vinnie> now
18:41:00 <Serenity> ROFL
18:41:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
18:41:00 <AzzA> were they not good before hand?
18:41:00 <ShadowLurker> so in vinnie's eyes its guilty until proven innocent
18:41:00 <Nikky`> you married her, that is your evidence you love and trust her - gosh you are a dick.. I be done with you
18:41:00 <ShadowLurker> thats functional relationship material right there
18:41:00 <StrykerX> vinnie, I'm curious
18:42:00 <raunt> should go to kates house
18:42:00 <BennyG> just downed some kebabs with my girl
18:42:00 <BennyG> but could happily have done pizza
18:42:00 <StrykerX> What made you think she's cheating initially?
18:42:00 <Serenity> you know if Nikky` is calling you a dick you're a massive knob
18:42:00 <Serenity> hahaha
18:42:00 <AzzA> im actually hoping this woman exists
18:42:00 <Nikky`> YEAH
18:42:00 <Serenity> is it him?
18:42:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
18:42:00 <Serenity> it is isnt it
18:42:00 <Bonny> yup
18:42:00 <Serenity> HAHAH fuck im good
18:42:00 <Serenity> first few lines he spoke ealier i knew it was him
18:42:00 <DoC> good shoot Bonny!
18:42:00 <DoC> haha
18:42:00 <Bonny> I checked his hostmask against his hostmask I have in my channe's banlist
18:43:00 <DragonAgeInquisition> pics
18:43:00 <AzzA> lol now he has just joined #perth
18:43:00 <Serenity> that means its 100% saemon
18:43:00 <Serenity> he does it every time hes banned
18:43:00 <AzzA> lmao
18:43:00 <AzzA> lol it is funny
18:43:00 <AzzA> just joined Aust
18:43:00 <Serenity> reality is he isnt married
18:43:00 <Serenity> hes kinda fat n lives on his own
18:44:00 <BennyG> of pizza?
18:44:00 <Bonny> got him noexpire banned in my channel
18:44:00 <ShadowLurker> bloody this pc at work doesnt have its crosslink DB updated yet
18:44:00 <AzzA> reality is his hand has been surgically removed from his small penis
18:44:00 <Bonny> he has 3 ip's that he uses.. I banned them all
18:45:00 <nate> nudies
18:45:00 <StrykerX> I hate Windows at the best of times lol
18:45:00 <StrykerX> As if install 186 updates at once
18:45:00 <AzzA> i turn automatic updates off
18:46:00 <Serenity> BONNY HES HARASSING ME
18:46:00 <Serenity> CAN YOU ZLINE HIM
18:46:00 <Serenity> haha
18:46:00 <AzzA> i'll be fucked if i gotta wait 4 hours for my laptop to shut down
18:46:00 <StrykerX> Wonder how many are left
18:46:00 <DoC> yeah he comes to sydney and than on my chan
18:46:00 <DoC> Bonny already saw that
18:47:00 <DragonAgeInquisition> ;)
18:47:00 <raunt> LOL
18:47:00 <raunt> this place is still full of pedos
18:47:00 <AzzA> i actually joined thinking he was there
18:47:00 <AzzA> worst troll ever, if you are going to troll, at least be good at it
18:47:00 <Nikky`> Why I had to stop.. I was never good at it
18:47:00 <Nikky`> :P
18:48:00 <nate> is pedos a mexican resturant?
18:48:00 <Serenity> haha
18:48:00 <AzzA> haha need to practice more :P
18:48:00 <Serenity> Nikky` is too nice to troll
18:48:00 <Nikky`> yeah, i'd never be good at it
18:48:00 <Serenity> like i said
18:48:00 <Nikky`> I'd be all like.. ooh god I am so sorry for being mean, please forgive me
18:48:00 <Serenity> [3:42pm] <@Serenity> you know if Nikky` is calling you a dick you're a massive knob
18:49:00 <DragonAgeInquisition> yes
18:49:00 <AzzA> Serenity come and stick your fingers in my nose, im sick of them running, and i need mine to type..
18:49:00 <Serenity> i hve hell long sharp nails im not sure you want that
18:49:00 <StrykerX> He might like that
18:49:00 <AzzA> duhh!!!! cut them first
18:49:00 <Serenity> no way!
18:49:00 <Nikky`> When she touches his brain
18:51:00 <Bonny> you sound like a masockist Nikky` lol
18:51:00 <Serenity> bring me chocolate and ill do whatever you want
18:51:00 <Bonny> how the fuck do you spell that? lol
18:51:00 <Serenity> masochist
18:51:00 <Nikky`> lol no
18:51:00 <Bonny> ahh a h instead of a k.. close enuff them lol
18:52:00 <zaim> my mouth is numb from the dentist
18:52:00 <zaim> do what u must during this period
18:52:00 <Bonny> I got a new bra the other day.. I lost a D
18:52:00 <christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF_XIGgq6Tc
18:52:00 <Nikky`> I went to the dentist today toooooooooooooooooooooo
18:52:00 <zaim> :D
18:52:00 <zaim> :E
18:52:00 <Nikky`> Yaaay Bonny
18:53:00 <DragonAgeInquisition> pwned
18:53:00 <Nikky`> Mine was just check up and clean tho
18:53:00 <Bonny> I used to be DD
18:53:00 <AzzA> i was going to say i'll pay you with free wifi, and you can hold the foxtel remote, but you cant watch jersey shore/geordie shore or anything that resembles trash tv
18:53:00 <zaim> i got a filling
18:53:00 <zaim> $360 for a filling man. ripped nicely
18:53:00 <zaim> they did a great job tho
18:53:00 <Nikky`> no health insurance?
18:53:00 <zaim> nein
18:53:00 <Bonny> I went to the dentist the other day and got a filling down.. my private health insurance paid for it
18:53:00 <zaim> i should get private health ay
18:54:00 <Bonny> done*
18:54:00 <Nikky`> I think you should
18:54:00 <AzzA> i havnt been to a desntist since 1994
18:54:00 <StrykerX> $360?
18:54:00 <StrykerX> Rip off
18:54:00 <Nikky`> that is bad AzzA
18:54:00 <AzzA> had my braces removed, and never went back
18:54:00 <zaim> my $40 thailand filling fell out after a year
18:54:00 <AzzA> they freak me out
18:54:00 <Bonny> my dentist is cheaper than that and he is happy with the rebate he gets from my private health insurance and doesn't ask me to pay extra
18:54:00 <AzzA> i wont go unless they knock me the fuck out
18:55:00 <Nikky`> Yeah but you should get them cleaned
18:55:00 <AzzA> only if they knock me out
18:55:00 <Nikky`> Mine isnt cheap but they work
18:55:00 <zaim> ill knock you out
18:55:00 <Nikky`> lol
18:55:00 <AzzA> haha you can try zaim
18:55:00 <zaim> :E
18:55:00 <StrykerX> Something about getting them cleaned makes me shudder
18:55:00 <AzzA> many have tried, none have succeeded
18:55:00 <zaim> why are people trying to knock u out
18:56:00 <AzzA> im 6ft4 and 130kgs, ive got a target on my back
18:56:00 <zaim> im 6'3 125 and kmart on my back
18:56:00 <Serenity> i think you're lying
18:56:00 <AzzA> you obviously dont live in perth zaim
18:56:00 <Serenity> you dont look that tall or that fat
18:56:00 <zaim> ive been once.
18:57:00 <simba> Dragon Age Iquisition
18:57:00 <cantchatfifa> hee hee
18:57:00 <zaim> if i did i'd be speaking to you in #perth
18:57:00 <Serenity> lol big dudes in the pub here are targets
18:57:00 <AzzA> youve never seen me in person Sezz
18:57:00 <Nikky`> Ive never been to perth
18:57:00 <AzzA> ive put more weight on since xmas too, since i started studying full time
18:57:00 <AzzA> 130 is a guess, id say more atm
18:58:00 <simba> 3-4
18:58:00 <cantchatfifa> 1-1
18:58:00 <cantchatfifa> stupid lag
18:58:00 <cantchatfifa> nearly cost me a loss
18:58:00 <Serenity> where are you living now
18:58:00 <AzzA> Kenwick still
18:58:00 <Serenity> ah yeah down the rd a bt
18:58:00 <zaim> im losing weight.. 1.5kg a week with my current diet
18:58:00 <Serenity> bit
18:58:00 <AzzA> im not quite 6ft 4, but its easier to round up
18:58:00 <Nikky`> gosh tho, you are both so tall
18:58:00 <AzzA> the shops round up
18:58:00 <Nikky`> compared to my lil 5'2
18:59:00 <Taco> so how many of you guiz have joined pieter's cyber bulling group?
18:59:00 <TokenDaRing> I have
18:59:00 <TokenDaRing> I want to take a stance against these bullies
18:59:00 <TokenDaRing> and out them for the disease they are
18:59:00 <Taco> I was going to put a post up how some of you guiz have ruined my anonymous online identity by providing commentary and opinions to the retarded things I say
18:59:00 <Serenity> you're nearly a whole foot taller than me
18:59:00 <zaim> mmm.. 5'2.
18:59:00 <AzzA> mmm short chicks
18:59:00 <AzzA> :P
18:59:00 <Serenity> my mate is 6'8/6'9
18:59:00 <Nikky`> lol
18:59:00 <StrykerX> Walking headjob
18:59:00 <AzzA> walking headjobs :P
18:59:00 <StrykerX> lolol
18:59:00 <zaim> he is both 6'8 and 6'9
18:59:00 <AzzA> fuck off StrykerX
18:59:00 <AzzA> haha
18:59:00 <zaim> 6'8 standing 6'9 lying down
18:59:00 <Serenity> no hes between that dont be a smart ass
18:59:00 <AzzA> lol
18:59:00 <AzzA> told
18:59:00 <Serenity> hes a massive cunt anyway
18:59:00 <zaim> :P
18:59:00 <Nikky`> I shall never be a walking headjob
19:00:00 <Taco> you know they call that defemation in retardland
19:00:00 <Nikky`> I prefer laying down
19:00:00 <Nikky`> :P
19:00:00 <zaim> lying down headjob
19:00:00 <AzzA> you'll be even shorter sitting on my face :P
19:00:00 <Nikky`> oh my
19:01:00 <Serenity> olawd
19:01:00 <AzzA> OH NO HE DID NT!
19:01:00 <Serenity> dont do that you sound liek marko
19:01:00 <AzzA> LOL
19:01:00 <AzzA> that cunt
19:01:00 <AzzA> where is that faggot these days anyway
19:01:00 <StrykerX> Was he shamed off IRC?
19:01:00 <christopher> lol
19:01:00 <Serenity> driving trucks somewhere
19:01:00 <AzzA> oh look right here
19:01:00 <christopher> what
19:01:00 <AzzA> ------>>>
19:01:00 <christopher> fckers
19:01:00 <christopher> lols
19:02:00 <simba> brilliant
19:02:00 <dragen> ive had enough of his lies and abuse
19:02:00 <Serenity> oh hes there hahaha
19:02:00 <Serenity> i had no idea
19:02:00 <Serenity> havent spoken to him in a while
19:02:00 <DoC> [13:00] <+vinnie> im like ostracised from most chatrooms now
19:02:00 <DoC> [13:01] <+vinnie> soon, doc will ban me from here too
19:02:00 <DoC> [13:01] <+vinnie> thanks to the influence of serenity
19:02:00 <Nikky`> lol
19:03:00 <cantchatfifa> cum
19:03:00 <simba> yea sorry it took so long
19:03:00 <StrykerX> Marko is a truckie?
19:03:00 <DoC> he's on chatzone
19:03:00 <AzzA> we dont need any influence
19:03:00 <StrykerX> Taxi's didn't work out for him?
19:03:00 <AzzA> he is just a shit troll
19:03:00 <DoC> anyway
19:03:00 <DoC> bbl.
19:03:00 <AzzA> neither did flying planes....
19:04:00 <Serenity> uh what the fuck influence have i got
19:04:00 <Serenity> doc tell him to eat a fucking horse cock
19:04:00 <StrykerX> Influence ^^
19:04:00 <StrykerX> :P
19:04:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP
19:04:00 <AzzA> haha
19:04:00 <Serenity> hahaha
19:04:00 <Serenity> well marko did call me the queen of irc once
19:04:00 <StrykerX> You were his queen
19:04:00 <AzzA> the queen huh?
19:04:00 <StrykerX> Nawwwww :P
19:05:00 <British^Meat> well. i didnt see THAT coming
19:05:00 <British^Meat> oh hang on, totally did :)
19:05:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF DARREN
19:05:00 <Serenity> it wasnt in a nice way he was saying it lol
19:05:00 <Serenity> thats when he hated me
19:05:00 <christopher> Serenity
19:05:00 <christopher> norti
19:05:00 <Serenity> what
19:05:00 <StrykerX> The way I just said it wouldn't really be a nice way either
19:05:00 <StrykerX> :P
19:06:00 <AzzA> so does he love you now Serenity?
19:06:00 <Serenity> no i dont think so.
19:06:00 <Serenity> he tolerates me lol
19:06:00 <simba> dazzaaaaaaaaa
19:06:00 <christopher> housos
19:06:00 <christopher> lols
19:07:00 <Serenity> you guys are just jel he got a piece of dis
19:07:00 <AzzA> bwahaha
19:07:00 <StrykerX> Of course
19:08:00 <AzzA> from what i remember he told me it was alot more than just a "piece"
19:08:00 <Serenity> well maybe not StrykerX
19:08:00 <AzzA> lol
19:08:00 <Serenity> but still
19:08:00 <Serenity> GROSS WHAT DID HE TELL YOU
19:08:00 <StrykerX> lolol
19:08:00 <Serenity> you pm me immediately
19:08:00 <AzzA> lmao
19:08:00 <AzzA> i dunno it was a long time ago
19:08:00 <Serenity> :'(
19:08:00 <StrykerX> Apparently he was such a good lover, Serenity turned gay
19:08:00 <AzzA> but he told me he had sexual relations with more than just 1 person from irc
19:09:00 <Serenity> oh he has fucked heaps of irc people
19:09:00 <AzzA> he tried to crack onto my missus in broome, and she was like "ewww..." lol
19:10:00 <Serenity> he even likes to talk about ones hes fucked right after hes fucked a new one
19:10:00 <Serenity> *ahem*
19:10:00 <AzzA> hahaha
19:11:00 <AzzA> i remeber he showed me photos of all of them, he had a folder in his mirc folder with pictures of girls from austnet
19:11:00 <AzzA> probably jut google searched "hot chicks"
19:13:00 <simba> me 2
19:13:00 <StrykerX> He doesn't strike me as having sex appeal
19:13:00 <StrykerX> Guess he does tho aye Serenity
19:13:00 <StrykerX> :P
19:13:00 <AzzA> LOLOL
19:15:00 <AzzA> seriously how much more snot can be in my head, im sure ive sneezed it all ouit by now, 150+ sneezes in one day....where does it all come from :/
19:16:00 <StrykerX> Your nose?
19:16:00 <AzzA> yeah but surely you would eventually run out
19:17:00 <simba> 150 sneezes in 1 day are u sure
19:17:00 <Serenity> yuck did he show you pics of me??
19:17:00 <Serenity> :|
19:17:00 <Serenity> STRYKER I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
19:17:00 <AzzA> yeah im pretty sure he had a collection of you for memory
19:17:00 <Serenity> fuck
19:17:00 <Serenity> did i have clothes on?
19:17:00 <Serenity> lol
19:17:00 <AzzA> %simba, yeah man im over it, i feel woozy
19:18:00 <AzzA> in about 70% of them
19:18:00 <Serenity> LOL ar eyou just having a laugh now or what
19:18:00 <AzzA> i think he photoshopped alot of them tbh
19:18:00 <AzzA> unless you have the most amazing breasts ever
19:18:00 <StrykerX> Serenity's head onto a naked body?
19:18:00 <Serenity> well i do but thats not the point
19:18:00 <StrykerX> Yeah they are pretty good
19:19:00 <StrykerX> :P
19:19:00 <Serenity> lol!
19:19:00 <AzzA> well now im going to need proof as a point of reference :P
19:19:00 <Serenity> StrykerX has seen them irl too
19:19:00 <Serenity> thats all the proof youre getting
19:19:00 <StrykerX> Yup
19:20:00 <StrykerX> And when she says seen.......
19:20:00 <simba> wtf come and do an adelaide tour or something
19:20:00 <Serenity> LOLSHHHHHHH
19:20:00 <Serenity> simba
19:20:00 <Serenity> ?
19:20:00 <simba> yes u
19:20:00 <simba> bring them down
19:20:00 <AzzA> lmao
19:20:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
19:20:00 <AzzA> sinba
19:20:00 <Serenity> i didnt go to melb
19:20:00 <Serenity> StrykerX came here
19:20:00 <Serenity> thats how good they are
19:20:00 <AzzA> he said do an adelaide tour
19:20:00 <AzzA> its halfway to melbs
19:20:00 <simba> febuary 2015 tour
19:20:00 <StrykerX> lmao
19:20:00 <Serenity> my names not john
19:21:00 <StrykerX> simba wants to lose his virginity to you, Serenity
19:21:00 <Nikky`> lol
19:21:00 <AzzA> i'll drive the bus
19:21:00 <simba> john would travel 4 me
19:21:00 <Serenity> johninja sex tour
19:21:00 <StrykerX> Where is John anyway?
19:21:00 <StrykerX> He vanished
19:21:00 <Serenity> dunno :(
19:21:00 <AzzA> yeah where is that bloke
19:21:00 <simba> sex tour
19:21:00 <StrykerX> Is he on tour?
19:21:00 <Serenity> i know he went back to qld
19:21:00 <AzzA> lol
19:21:00 <StrykerX> Oh
19:21:00 <AzzA> /j brisbane
19:21:00 <AzzA> :o
19:21:00 <Serenity> him and psycho probably got back together and hes banned
19:21:00 <Serenity> i mean mel
19:22:00 <StrykerX> Mel stopped coming on too
19:22:00 <StrykerX> Weird.
19:22:00 <Serenity> shes all full of arms n legs again
19:22:00 <AzzA> CENTRELINK BONUS!!!!
19:22:00 <StrykerX> OH
19:22:00 <StrykerX> She popped?!
19:22:00 <Serenity> wouldnt have a clue we dont speak
19:23:00 <StrykerX> Ah k
19:23:00 <Nikky`> She is pregnant again?
19:23:00 <Serenity> yuh
19:23:00 <StrykerX> Was gonna say, that'd be pretty prem if she did
19:23:00 <Nikky`> oh gosh
19:23:00 <Serenity> to john
19:23:00 <StrykerX> Nikky, wanna get preggers? ;D
19:23:00 <Nikky`> Nah
19:23:00 <Serenity> the funny part of us not speaking is when she called me two faced.. after i just finished defending her to like 6 other people
19:23:00 <simba> Wtf
19:23:00 <Nikky`> Some ppl don't learn from first time I guess
19:23:00 <StrykerX> I can assist in multiple kids to multiple fathers if you want
19:23:00 <Serenity> shes not crazy at all
19:24:00 <Skirmish> Well, that escalated quickly.
19:24:00 <StrykerX> So you can feel comfortable in Franksto
19:24:00 <StrykerX> n
19:24:00 <AzzA> simba, got ps4?
19:24:00 <simba> nar
19:24:00 <AzzA> no fifa15 :/
19:24:00 <Nikky`> Still not tempted StrykerX..sorry
19:24:00 <simba> yea on ps3
19:24:00 <AzzA> i only got it on ps4
19:24:00 <StrykerX> Bugger
19:24:00 <Serenity> im quietly smug that my spawn all came from the same place
19:25:00 <Serenity> you, you shut up
19:25:00 <Serenity> thin ice champ
19:25:00 <AzzA> lol
19:25:00 <StrykerX> Or what?
19:25:00 <StrykerX> You'll spank me? ;)
19:25:00 <Serenity> you'd enjoy that too much
19:25:00 <StrykerX> You know me well
19:25:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of spankings
19:25:00 <StrykerX> Sup Bastardly_One?
19:25:00 <Serenity> you did last time anywy
19:25:00 <Serenity> um..
19:25:00 <Serenity> hey b1
19:26:00 <StrykerX> Last time?
19:26:00 <StrykerX> Wtf??
19:26:00 <Bastardly_One> not much ... how goes?
19:26:00 <Serenity> LOL
19:26:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Serenity
19:26:00 <StrykerX> Exhausted B1, U?
19:27:00 <Bastardly_One> dead
19:27:00 <simba> http://i.imgur.com/DjubSFZ.jpg
19:27:00 <Bastardly_One> told everyone I was gonna whine like a bitch tonight ... I was right
19:27:00 <AzzA> :o messages from beyond the grave :o
19:27:00 <Serenity> lol simba!
19:27:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
19:27:00 <AzzA> bwahahah
19:28:00 <Serenity> so hard to find a good plower
19:29:00 <AzzA> John Deere make a good one
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> now I know why you never see old people drinking
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> I need new internal organs urgently
19:30:00 <AzzA> what do you class as old?
19:31:00 <Nikky`> you
19:31:00 <Serenity> hes 45
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> me personally, in their 60s plus ... to the rest of the channel? me!
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
19:31:00 <StrykerX> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10422179_345189359015355_1877263131643682938_n.jpg?oh=5cae32819d2d838614bef1802098ace3&oe=554C855C&__gda__=1435175893_99a705e9b0acd6f7a57119d259afabf4
19:31:00 <StrykerX> That face is so familiar
19:31:00 <Serenity> lol
19:31:00 <Serenity> its me isnt it
19:32:00 <StrykerX> I knew there's a reason I couldn't forget you. :P
19:32:00 <Serenity> what can i say im pretty much perfection
19:32:00 <Nikky`> ok its been a delight but time I be off - see you on weekend :o)
19:32:00 <Serenity> byes Nikky`
19:32:00 <StrykerX> Bai2u Nikky
19:33:00 <DemonsRun> Have you ever, ever felt like this?
19:33:00 <DemonsRun> Where strange things happen,
19:33:00 <DemonsRun> Are you going round the twist?
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> did I link this last night?
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8
19:34:00 <stebie> :/
19:34:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/eFo2sP1.jpg
19:34:00 <AzzA> LOL
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> cracks me up
19:34:00 <StrykerX> No bots here to tell you what it is
19:34:00 <Serenity> yes you did
19:34:00 <StrykerX> They're all banned
19:34:00 <Serenity> lol yep
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> ah right ... told you I was still 3/4s wasted last night
19:34:00 <StrykerX> Cause powertripping ops :P
19:34:00 <Serenity> theyre zlined fuckbag
19:34:00 <Serenity> thats not my department
19:34:00 <StrykerX> MWA!
19:35:00 <RosyLeez> evening all :)
19:35:00 <stebie> lol couleurs
19:35:00 <DemonsRun> Whirly Willy!
19:35:00 <[Maverick]> sup DemonsRun
19:35:00 <AzzA> Miggas With Attitude?
19:35:00 <StrykerX> Migga?
19:35:00 <AzzA> Minga*
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just get some deaf niggas to come talk shit
19:36:00 <simba> Messing With Aspartame
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, you might or might not be interested ... but would you like a link to a story on the real Walter White?
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty boring actually and the fake one is heaps better
19:36:00 <Serenity> ahhhhhhh, n
19:36:00 <Serenity> o
19:37:00 <DemonsRun> Boredom. Obviously.
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> little homo hipsters!
19:38:00 <Skirmish> :D
19:38:00 <DemonsRun> Not replying to me now Skirmish m
19:38:00 <DemonsRun> ?*
19:38:00 <Skirmish> I just did!
19:38:00 <Skirmish> Oh ... you mean on the phone?
19:38:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah
19:38:00 <British^Meat> simbaaaaa
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> the kids next door are bagging twizted
19:38:00 <British^Meat> terrible game last night :P
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> bit rude ... fair enough if I was playing ICP
19:38:00 <British^Meat> Even i have to apologise for that 2nd goal
19:39:00 <Skirmish> It's in another room. I checked out the last pic but haven't commented yet. I was busting to get to the toilet lol
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, another kid that has only purchased his PS4 for Fifa
19:39:00 <AzzA> British^Meat...the tottenham game or the Everton game?
19:39:00 <British^Meat> soton
19:39:00 <simba> ur a terrible game last night
19:39:00 <simba> 4:1)
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> OH the game
19:40:00 <DemonsRun> Mhmm
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a shit match
19:40:00 <StrykerX> Oh hello Ana
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> I really didn't enjoy watching that
19:40:00 <British^Meat> ugh
19:40:00 <AzzA> which game?
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough we won but it was horrid to watch
19:40:00 <British^Meat> chat to u in the other room simba
19:40:00 <simba> lol
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> Liverpool Vs Southampton
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> how about fuck off in general British^Meat
19:40:00 <AzzA> ahh you liverpool??
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll speak in a public channel anytime I like
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I am AzzA
19:41:00 <AzzA> redshite
19:41:00 <AzzA> :o
19:41:00 <British^Meat> calm down lol
19:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I suggest you do
19:41:00 <simba> http://giant.gfycat.com/LightheartedSmoothHammerheadshark.webm
19:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll speak whenever I feel like ... about whatever I like
19:41:00 <AzzA> #COYB
19:41:00 <British^Meat> ummm
19:41:00 <British^Meat> no one told u to stop
19:41:00 <British^Meat> wtf r u high?
19:42:00 <couleurs> Big Momma's Hose
19:42:00 <Skirmish> There you go I went and got my phone.
19:42:00 <British^Meat> do u have a womans period? sheesh
19:42:00 <AzzA> Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
19:42:00 <simba> oh thats who u are AzzA, the sports guy
19:42:00 <simba> welcome back
19:42:00 <AzzA> haha yeah
19:42:00 <AzzA> aka ThomasChefferson
19:42:00 <simba> Come On You Buckets!!!
19:43:00 <DemonsRun> Still didn't answer
19:43:00 <AzzA> hahaha EVERTON EVERTON EVERTON!!!!!
19:45:00 <couleurs> n e 1 up 4 a chat msg me asap
19:45:00 <Skirmish> dragen: I got banned when trying to join a channel. Is that a mistake?
19:45:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=860643617328613&set=vb.527827413943570&type=2&theater
19:45:00 <Serenity> ^ lol
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck?
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> I've hardly coughed all weekend
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> get back to Ballarat and I can't stop
19:46:00 <AzzA> LOLOLOL
19:46:00 <AzzA> YOU FUCKEN MONG!!
19:47:00 <AzzA> the country air Bastardly_One
19:47:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon!
19:47:00 <Bastardly_One> I think my bad lungs enjoyed the polution
19:48:00 <Skirmish> :)
19:48:00 <dragen> sorry Skirmish some people probably just dont like your uniform
19:49:00 <Skirmish> What?
19:49:00 <DemonsRun> I seen that. Like wtf
19:49:00 <simba> oh his name is colin pascoe
19:50:00 <British^Meat> snapchat
19:50:00 <AzzA> /wrists.....so cant believe a xvid or dvdscreener of 50 shades hasnt come out yet, if my mum rings me again tonight asking its out yet, i swear i will hang myself
19:50:00 <Serenity> LOL YUCK
19:51:00 <Serenity> tell mummabear to cool her vag
19:51:00 <AzzA> menopause :/
19:51:00 <Serenity> funsies
19:51:00 <AzzA> bad memory
19:51:00 <AzzA> actualy
19:51:00 <AzzA> fuck my keyboard
19:51:00 <Serenity> my mum went through menopause a few years back
19:51:00 <AzzA> that should have said SHOCKING memory
19:51:00 <Serenity> that shits fucking terrifying
19:51:00 <AzzA> fmk!
19:52:00 <DemonsRun> I So shtiky
19:52:00 <DemonsRun> Weather is Fucking disgusting
19:52:00 <simba> my mum went through meny a purse
19:52:00 <AzzA> booo!!!
19:52:00 <AzzA> thats terrible todd!
19:53:00 <British^Meat> amen
19:53:00 <British^Meat> its shit house here too
19:53:00 <British^Meat> Midnight change, ugh
19:53:00 <Skirmish> * You were kicked from ## by ChanOP (<dragen> First and only warning , any more spamming of your channel and it w) <-------- Not sure what you're even talking about dragen. Can we drop the patented brand of Austnet Admin wit?
19:53:00 <TheRon> it's just wrong
19:53:00 <British^Meat> y u wanna be in that shithole channel anyways?
19:53:00 <[Maverick]> ^^
19:53:00 <simba> no please
19:53:00 <MrMark> boo a peek
19:53:00 <simba> lmao this guy thinks hes celine dion http://youtu.be/6EieEz9WXoU?t=1m15s
19:54:00 <Skirmish> Taco's gone. What better time to join it?
19:54:00 <DemonsRun> It's away from the likeness of fuckwits here
19:54:00 <Skirmish> It's actually not that bad a channel when the knobs aren't in it or being invited to it by Taco.
19:54:00 <AzzA> Serenity, can you somehow reprogramme or re tune a wireless usb from one logitech keyboard to another???
19:54:00 <Serenity> im not too sure AzzA i dont think it would be impossible though
19:55:00 <dragen> that was my attempt to give a warning to taco about his channel being spammed, what he did with it should be taken up with him, i didnt place the ban
19:55:00 <DemonsRun> Well, taco is gone.
19:55:00 <DemonsRun> So, how's he supposed to do that.
19:55:00 <DemonsRun> 2/10 logic
19:55:00 <TheRon> billy joel - all about soul
19:55:00 <AzzA> ive got 2 wireless usb keyboard and the usb doesnt match either of them
19:55:00 <Bastardly_One> gewgle
19:55:00 <Bastardly_One> is your friend
19:55:00 <AzzA> i got a wireless mouse that works with one
19:55:00 <AzzA> yeah but im lazy
19:56:00 <Skirmish> dragen: Thanks.
19:56:00 <DemonsRun> Sorry, who is dragen ?
19:56:00 <Skirmish> irc admin like lwax.
19:56:00 <TheRon> dragen istony abbott
19:56:00 <DemonsRun> Splains it all.
19:57:00 <DemonsRun> Lulz
19:57:00 <DemonsRun> That's it. Cold shower time.
19:57:00 <TheRon> trying to keep up with the kid
19:57:00 <TheRon> it's all about soul
19:58:00 <couleurs> billy joel is not my lover but she says i am teh 1
19:58:00 <TheRon> i haven't even got to his river of dreams
19:58:00 <Skirmish> Downeaster Alexa. Great song.
19:58:00 <TheRon> indeed it is
19:58:00 <TheRon> leningrad
19:59:00 <couleurs> Happy China's New Years ! ! !
20:00:00 <TheRon> second wind (you're only human)
20:00:00 <picard> G'day
20:00:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/11001789_1098210940205147_147046764186097360_n.jpg?oh=15e375f29437e39bbe1fa1785b0154ca&oe=5585C014
20:00:00 <Serenity> uh... oh
20:01:00 <TheRon> anthony's song (moving out)
20:01:00 <DemonsRun> Much better. Freezing cold dip in the shower.
20:01:00 <TheRon> an innocent man, woah oh oh ohhhh
20:01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:01:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Lan!
20:01:00 <picard> Rompers wife
20:02:00 <picard> Ling ling
20:02:00 <simba> whats your wifes name
20:02:00 <picard> Over the tantrum are you b1
20:02:00 <picard> Candy
20:02:00 <picard> Well that's her working name,why do u ask?
20:04:00 <Nikky`> I just had a cool shower also DemonsRun.. was delightful
20:04:00 <Skirmish> Together?!
20:04:00 <Nikky`> Yes
20:04:00 <DemonsRun> I would have stayed in longer if Carter didn't hear the shower running haha
20:04:00 <Nikky`> What made it so delightful
20:04:00 <TheRon> i was on the beach in geelong
20:04:00 <Skirmish> brb time for a shower and new clothes.
20:04:00 <DemonsRun> Nikky` is an awesome shower buddy
20:04:00 <DemonsRun> Scuba my back so Fucking well
20:04:00 <Serenity> man some asshole posted steak on fb
20:04:00 <Serenity> now i want steak
20:04:00 <picard> Lol
20:04:00 <Serenity> AzzA cook me steak
20:05:00 <Nikky`> I know how to scrub all the good bits
20:05:00 <TheRon> there's nothing like two chicks in a shower
20:05:00 <Skirmish> Kate is back!
20:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks :D
20:05:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah it's hard to keep her hands off my coffee scrub though.
20:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I need fish
20:05:00 <picard> Eat some berries
20:06:00 <Nikky`> It is hard
20:06:00 <TheRon> have a twins fantasy, cousins would probably do
20:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am back!
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna hurt prepearing it though
20:06:00 <picard> The hep a can join your hep b
20:06:00 <Serenity> toughen up princess
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ffs ... I'll have to get some flour first
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> to make the batter
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> oi! I'm old
20:06:00 <picard> Fuck batter
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not had a hang over for 20 yrs
20:06:00 <picard> Grill,it
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> it hurts fuckin'!
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:06:00 <picard> No one cares
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I want to oven bake it
20:06:00 <simba> lol did you have to hit the alcohol after ur first night without austnet in two decades
20:06:00 <Serenity> take some nurofen and drink a gatorade
20:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> throughly missed no doubt :D
20:07:00 <zaim> oh its hard.
20:07:00 <TheRon> we're all hard
20:07:00 <DemonsRun> Well, ournipple are at least
20:07:00 <zaim> speak for yourself TheRon
20:07:00 <zaim> im hard.
20:07:00 <DemonsRun> Our nipples*
20:07:00 <Bastardly_One> and I batter it first
20:07:00 <picard> Well why do u need batter?
20:07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I like it ... that alright with you?
20:07:00 <picard> Who battered fish and oven bakes it?
20:08:00 <TheRon> the weather prevents my nipples from slicing butter'
20:08:00 <zaim> told ya.
20:08:00 <DemonsRun> Oi. Haven't finished drying you yet
20:08:00 <DemonsRun> Back here
20:08:00 <zaim> nobody trusts me anymore
20:08:00 <TheRon> a bottle of whites, a bottle of reds
20:08:00 <Nikky`> I know - what is up with that zaim?
20:08:00 <TheRon> perhaps a bottle of roset instead
20:08:00 <Bastardly_One> Me, clearly
20:08:00 <Serenity> im not sure how that works
20:08:00 <picard> Clearly
20:08:00 <Serenity> how does batter cook in the oven?
20:08:00 <picard> Same Serenity
20:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I want it battered ... it does believe it or not
20:08:00 <Bastardly_One> you leave it out until the batter dries
20:08:00 <Serenity> ineteresting
20:08:00 <picard> Sounds shit
20:08:00 <Bastardly_One> tastes ok ... kind of like frozen shit but made at home
20:09:00 <zaim> no idea
20:09:00 <DemonsRun> I would much prefer a dry heat atm. This humid weather is driving me nuts
20:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh I HATE humidity !
20:09:00 <Serenity> why dont you fry it
20:09:00 <picard> No thank
20:09:00 <Bastardly_One> the fuckwit broke my frier on the weekend
20:09:00 <picard> Hate battered fish. Fucks it up imo
20:09:00 <Serenity> ohh
20:09:00 <Bastardly_One> nice to tell me ... I go to turn it on last night
20:09:00 <Serenity> battered fish is for shit fish picard
20:09:00 <Serenity> you dont batter good fish
20:09:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's like yeah I blew that up
20:10:00 <TheRon> bra rash?
20:10:00 <DemonsRun> It was sunshine, during a thunderstorm today
20:10:00 <DemonsRun> Pissing down rain but so so bright
20:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yuck
20:10:00 <DemonsRun> And now it's just sticky
20:10:00 <Nikky`> Yeah hate that we get so humid now
20:10:00 <Nikky`> years ago was just dry heat summers
20:10:00 <Serenity> i want this
20:10:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p206x206/10868255_10152507108557331_7257488274849587408_n.jpg?oh=3eb4fc3a75ca1fec5b45aef2a66b80fa&oe=557E7951
20:10:00 <picard> Looks alright Serenity
20:10:00 <Serenity> fucken tasted mad
20:11:00 <DemonsRun> I felt like going to dance in the rain
20:11:00 <DemonsRun> Carter did
20:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> dancing in the rain is the best!
20:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Especially if it's stinking hot!
20:11:00 <faux> What is it
20:11:00 <picard> Meat looks over cooked
20:11:00 <faux> Prawns and what's underneath
20:11:00 <Serenity> over cooked my ass i have med rare
20:12:00 <TheRon> DemonsRun: is gonna nude up and go for a rain dance
20:12:00 <DemonsRun> I can't wait to Fuck without sticking to each other tbh
20:12:00 <picard> faux: it's halal pork lol
20:12:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA PICARD HAHAHA
20:12:00 <picard> Looks well done
20:12:00 <faux> good 1
20:12:00 <Serenity> no way
20:12:00 <faux> Muslim jokes HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
20:12:00 <Serenity> i dont ever cook ym meat well done
20:12:00 <picard> Don't u have something to blow up?
20:12:00 <faux> I do
20:12:00 <Serenity> and faux it was steak prawns and garlic sauce
20:12:00 <faux> I burn mine to death
20:12:00 <picard> Rare is good
20:12:00 <faux> Yummy
20:12:00 <Serenity> yuck no way
20:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> you need a sex fan
20:13:00 <TheRon> nuding up and going for a rinse seems like a good idea to me
20:13:00 <DemonsRun> We have a fan on the bed
20:13:00 <picard> Need some blood on the plate
20:13:00 <Serenity> i like red
20:13:00 <faux> I cantttttt even look at it rare
20:13:00 <faux> It makes me sick
20:13:00 <picard> Lol
20:13:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10896947_10152516314307331_8875663971987507087_n.jpg?oh=227c46551047c8c10440188894c6dfb8&oe=5592E1E4
20:13:00 <Serenity> nom
20:13:00 <faux> NO
20:13:00 <picard> Nice
20:13:00 <Serenity> thts how it was cooke
20:13:00 <Serenity> d
20:14:00 <DemonsRun> The weather is *that* bad
20:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh my - you guys mud have hot lusty sex
20:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
20:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> must**
20:14:00 <DemonsRun> ^5 lol
20:14:00 <TheRon> got a couple of half naked blokes fanning roman style?
20:14:00 <DemonsRun> Maybe we're just unfit xD
20:14:00 <picard> With a mushroom sauce
20:14:00 <Serenity> yuck i dont eat mushrooms
20:14:00 <simba> shrooms are good
20:14:00 <picard> 😳
20:15:00 <Kynetic> mmm
20:15:00 <Kynetic> mushies
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like much red meat but damn does it smell good
20:15:00 <Kynetic> ill have Serenity's
20:15:00 <Kynetic> i prefer pepper sauce with my steak tho
20:16:00 <TheRon> i love the song goodnight saigon
20:16:00 <picard> Nuh not a fan of pepper on steak
20:16:00 <MrMark> burp
20:16:00 <simba> its ok nobody was offering
20:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh, how nice would that be - a few slaves fanning you and someone feeding you peeled grapes
20:17:00 <DemonsRun> Nah, don't like graves
20:17:00 <DemonsRun> Grapes*
20:17:00 <faux> lmao
20:17:00 <christopher> hi
20:17:00 <picard> It's calling having a conversation dickhead
20:17:00 <faux> Its calling having
20:17:00 <christopher> calling
20:17:00 <simba> It's calling having
20:17:00 <christopher> called
20:17:00 <Kynetic> i liek steak.
20:17:00 <picard> Called
20:18:00 <christopher> lols
20:18:00 <picard> Fucken ipad
20:18:00 <Kynetic> i like to rub it all over my body first
20:18:00 <picard> Lol
20:18:00 <faux> Gros
20:18:00 <Kynetic> then i cook it up and serve it to my guests
20:18:00 <picard> Kynetic: I'd believe that
20:18:00 <Kynetic> its called Kynetic flava.
20:18:00 <MrMark> saucy
20:18:00 <Kynetic> oh the sauce comes after.
20:19:00 <Kynetic> if you know what i mean ;) ;)
20:19:00 <picard> After u fucked the ladyboy?
20:19:00 <Kynetic> yes picard.. after you fucked the ladyboy.
20:19:00 <picard> You lol
20:19:00 <picard> Is token banned?
20:19:00 <MrMark> ladyboys!where!
20:19:00 <picard> Phuket MrMark
20:19:00 <simba> picard literally pours his blood sweat and tears into the meals he cooks
20:19:00 <Kynetic> picard is the expert
20:20:00 <picard> $1500 a night
20:20:00 <picard> Baht that is
20:20:00 <picard> Kynetic: had mine after I was done
20:20:00 <picard> Crocodile Bar
20:20:00 <Kynetic> yeah i love me some sloppy ladyboy seconds.
20:21:00 <picard> I bet
20:22:00 <picard> StrykerX: and token are angry
20:22:00 <faux> 4 simba http://youtu.be/qCah0SceWVg
20:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> mangoes?
20:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> Watermelon?
20:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> watermelon, i love you love watermelon
20:23:00 <TheRon> you had to be a big shot last dnight
20:23:00 <Nikky`> rockmelon is my fave
20:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> it smells a bit funny
20:23:00 <TheRon> the rockmelons?
20:23:00 <picard> Birds?
20:23:00 <StrykerX> picard is raging
20:23:00 <StrykerX> Not too sure why
20:23:00 <picard> StrykerX: is raging
20:23:00 <picard> Not sure why
20:23:00 <simba> lol
20:23:00 <simba> u rok faux
20:24:00 <TheRon> that word.......
20:24:00 <faux> u
20:24:00 <simba> "smoke weed every day" - faux, 2003
20:25:00 <TheRon> the rockmelons became the wiggles
20:25:00 <faux> lmao
20:25:00 <christopher> lol
20:25:00 <picard> Well
20:25:00 <stebie> who said "smoke gay weedle" ?
20:25:00 <christopher> "works pretty good" christopher 2014
20:25:00 <stebie> and what year
20:25:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
20:26:00 <simba> 1969
20:26:00 <christopher> i quit weed
20:26:00 <stebie> ah that one
20:26:00 <Kynetic> lul
20:26:00 <Kynetic> 420 blaze it.
20:26:00 <christopher> imagine being like Bastardly_One
20:26:00 <faux> Gross
20:26:00 <christopher> so i quit weed
20:26:00 <simba> lol
20:26:00 <simba> brilliant reason
20:26:00 <simba> imagine being like Bastardly_One.... so i quit weed
20:26:00 <simba> lmao
20:26:00 <stebie> lol
20:27:00 <TheRon> well we're living here in allentown and they're closing all the factories down
20:27:00 <Nikky`> what
20:27:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
20:27:00 <TheRon> what?
20:27:00 <Nikky`> Exactly TheRon.. what
20:27:00 <stebie> evening ooomp
20:27:00 <stebie> how goes it?
20:27:00 <ooomp> stebie o/
20:27:00 <ooomp> It goes well
20:27:00 <ooomp> Unlike the weather
20:27:00 <ooomp> You
20:27:00 <picard> Lol Simba
20:28:00 <TheRon> h=what?
20:28:00 <DemonsRun> Uh oh...
20:28:00 <MrMark> weed weed seed seed
20:28:00 <stebie> same here ooomp, catching up on tv
20:28:00 <picard> stebie helo
20:28:00 <stebie> g'day picard
20:28:00 <ooomp> Good plan stebie
20:28:00 <picard> How are u
20:29:00 <TheRon> so hot, milk was a bad choice
20:29:00 <stebie> i'm great picard, and yourself?
20:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
20:29:00 <picard> Fantastic.
20:29:00 <stebie> good good ^_^
20:29:00 <picard> Kate hello
20:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
20:29:00 <Bastardly_One> Kate :)
20:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
20:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
20:30:00 <Bastardly_One> not much ... what's goin' on? etc
20:30:00 <picard> Lurker
20:31:00 <stebie> durka
20:31:00 <ooomp> stebie, I'd like to say I investigated the liquid food and alcohol combination, but sadly not as yet
20:31:00 <stebie> ooomp, quit slacking, plz.
20:32:00 <TheRon> it's always been a matter of trust
20:32:00 <ooomp> Sorry ;(
20:32:00 <picard> I need to pee
20:33:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
20:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew coke
20:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass aye
20:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
20:33:00 <MrMark> :P
20:33:00 <ooomp> What's with the dash of vodka
20:33:00 <MrMark> dunno
20:34:00 <StrykerX> He's trying to get her drunk quick
20:34:00 <ooomp> Why would he do that
20:34:00 <MrMark> nah
20:34:00 <MrMark> im a gentleman
20:34:00 <ooomp> I thought MrMark liked the D
20:34:00 <Kynetic> and a scholar?
20:35:00 <TheRon> leave a tender moment alone
20:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:35:00 <simba> MrMark loves the D
20:35:00 <picard> He should get drunk first, she looked gorgeous when u are drunk
20:36:00 <TheRon> down geelong beach having an uncle merv
20:36:00 <ooomp> Do you love the D too simba?
20:36:00 <simba> with all of my lifes
20:36:00 <stebie> D cup?
20:36:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of D cups
20:36:00 <ooomp> DD at least surely stebie?
20:36:00 <StrykerX> Sup stebie
20:36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sure he'd be a treat with all the aggressive bear types ... nice little pretty boy
20:36:00 <stebie> responding to D bags
20:36:00 <stebie> g'day daz
20:37:00 <faux> loll
20:37:00 <stebie> ooomp, i'll take them, too
20:37:00 <faux> she's ignoring us cos we're black
20:37:00 <faux> So racist.
20:37:00 <DemonsRun> Bitch better listen to us ay.
20:37:00 <ooomp> Excellent stebie
20:37:00 <faux> Sif he's nee
20:37:00 <faux> New
20:37:00 <faux> He changes nicks more than his under wears
20:38:00 <picard> Does he turn u on b1
20:38:00 <StrykerX> saccharocolloid, lmaooooooooooooooooooo
20:38:00 <stebie> fibbery
20:38:00 <faux> Oui
20:38:00 <amsy> Hmmmm.
20:38:00 <amsy> Feh.
20:38:00 <stebie> Mad.
20:39:00 <amsy> Kill Me.
20:39:00 <faux> Ugh.
20:39:00 <stebie> lol amsy
20:39:00 <amsy> hahaha
20:39:00 <DemonsRun> Fuckkkk.
20:39:00 <faux> Someone roll me into the shower pls
20:39:00 <faux> Ty
20:39:00 <Bastardly_One> my nose is bleeding ... wtf?
20:39:00 <faux> Wish I had a rag on a. stick rn
20:39:00 <faux> Tysm
20:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> too much coke!
20:40:00 <Nikky`> Of course you did TheRon
20:40:00 <faux> wee
20:40:00 <faux> Oh
20:40:00 <amsy> hahaha
20:40:00 <amsy> cute
20:40:00 <amsy> strangely
20:40:00 <faux> What is happening rn
20:40:00 <amsy> ooomp is mopping up your wee
20:40:00 <faux> Excuse me bb
20:40:00 <amsy> hi bb
20:40:00 <Kynetic> :D
20:41:00 <DemonsRun> Turn it on yourself lazy ass.
20:41:00 <faux> Watched the ep where sue tries hard to get KLAINE together
20:41:00 <faux> .
20:41:00 <amsy> lmao its insane
20:41:00 <faux> She's more ped than shu
20:41:00 <amsy> i actually had a dream ft sue last night
20:41:00 <faux> lmao
20:41:00 <DemonsRun> The fuck are you on about?
20:41:00 <faux> Have you noticed the LED banner in the hallways?
20:42:00 <TheRon> nothing wrong with window shopping
20:42:00 <Christopher> yeah is
20:42:00 <Christopher> its teasing yaself
20:42:00 <Christopher> just like porn
20:42:00 <faux> Glee
20:42:00 <faux> lol
20:42:00 <amsy> no kidding... we found a mummified egyptian dude and he came back to life and he had some amulet that led us to treasures
20:42:00 <faux> oh ok
20:42:00 <faux> Answer me q pls
20:42:00 <amsy> i havent
20:42:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe you dreamt a future movie she's in
20:42:00 <faux> Watch out for them
20:42:00 <faux> They're hilarious
20:43:00 <Christopher> omg faux
20:43:00 <faux> wut
20:43:00 <Christopher> i want to cuddle u
20:43:00 <faux> .
20:43:00 <Christopher> not in this heat but
20:43:00 <TheRon> watch it he's all hand
20:43:00 <faux> someone make me soup
20:43:00 <faux> Ty
20:43:00 <Christopher> i would
20:43:00 <faux> I feel like shit
20:43:00 <Christopher> i would learn how to
20:43:00 <faux> One week said ISIS awareness week
20:43:00 <faux> The klaine ep said "not one of you is hot"
20:43:00 <amsy> oh YES
20:43:00 <faux> lol
20:43:00 <amsy> i noticed that one
20:43:00 <simba> im in ISIS
20:43:00 <MrMark> thats nice
20:44:00 <TheRon> faux how about a nice toasted chicken snadwich with gruyere cheese
20:44:00 <Serenity> you two bitches were fighting yesterday dont you gang up on me
20:44:00 <picard> simba: coming from someone like u it would not surprise me
20:44:00 <DemonsRun> We weren't fighting yesterday...
20:44:00 <MrMark> im a bitch
20:44:00 <DemonsRun> I don't think I was here much yesterday...
20:44:00 <DemonsRun> You got the wrong bitch
20:44:00 <simba> it shouldnt, im an honest man
20:44:00 <faux> It was this morning and no one was fighting
20:44:00 <picard> David hicks is a good bloke simba?
20:45:00 <faux> No
20:45:00 <faux> I want chicken and veg soup
20:45:00 <simba> who
20:45:00 <Serenity> IT WAS YOU BITCH
20:45:00 <Serenity> dont fucking start
20:45:00 <picard> Adeladie scum who trained with bin laden, spent years in Guantanamo
20:46:00 <TheRon> she's always a woman to me
20:46:00 <picard> Serenity: calm the fuck down :)
20:46:00 <simba> right,,,,
20:46:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
20:46:00 <faux> ,,,,
20:46:00 <Serenity> you fucking calm down
20:46:00 <Bastardly_One> Why Don't You Call Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
20:46:00 <faux> Ew
20:46:00 <Serenity> because you're boring?
20:46:00 <picard> Im clam
20:46:00 <StrykerX> zline picard
20:46:00 <simba> guantanamo is a proper retreat - anal sex, pepsi max and an organised fight club
20:46:00 <StrykerX> ddoo eett
20:46:00 <Bastardly_One> off the new album spaz
20:46:00 <faux> I'm clam
20:46:00 <amsy> klam kum
20:46:00 <Serenity> oh right
20:47:00 <Zade> wb Nikky`
20:47:00 <Nikky`> Thank you
20:47:00 <simba> kadabra
20:47:00 <simba> abra kadabra alakazam
20:47:00 <faux> Konsert
20:47:00 <picard> Mmmmmmm
20:47:00 <amsy> :')
20:47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm dying laughing ... reminds me of Me in a fit
20:47:00 <faux> of Me
20:47:00 <simba> Bastardly_Kite
20:47:00 <faux> capitalises me like he's god
20:47:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
20:47:00 <picard> Pity u just don't die
20:47:00 <Zade> lol picard
20:47:00 <simba> rude
20:48:00 <TheRon> only the good die young
20:48:00 <ooomp> That's because they did their job and can move on
20:48:00 <simba> lets not wish death upon any other humans whilst communicating via austnet
20:48:00 <picard> Lol
20:48:00 <picard> He is a vile excuse of a human
20:49:00 <TheRon> in a town called malice
20:49:00 <Bastardly_One> I just posted in Gor ... that caps shit with personal pronouns annoys me even but you do something enough it becomes habit
20:49:00 <DemonsRun> Noni from playschool got so old.
20:49:00 <Serenity> and fat
20:49:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: we had words today... Not yesterday...
20:50:00 <couleurs> billy joel is not my lover but she says i am teh 1
20:50:00 <Nikky`> grrr
20:50:00 <DemonsRun> And not arguing lol.
20:50:00 <DemonsRun> faux: thinks I don't have a sense of humour.
20:50:00 <Bastardly_One> Noni Hazelhurst has been wide since middle age
20:50:00 <Serenity> im lucky if i re4member what the day is called
20:50:00 <Serenity> give me a great
20:50:00 <Serenity> drj bgmsedgf
20:50:00 <Serenity> sdtBREAK
20:50:00 <Bastardly_One> seen Alex Pappas on there? He is so terrible
20:50:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
20:50:00 <faux> Give me a great
20:50:00 <Serenity> cant even fucking type
20:51:00 <TheRon> billy joel is better than bvb
20:51:00 <couleurs> your ass is grass
20:51:00 <DemonsRun> On where?
20:51:00 <picard> Lol @b1 watching play school
20:52:00 <TheRon> a lot of teams are better than bvb
20:52:00 <couleurs> `ban TheRon
20:52:00 <TheRon> eskimo joe - london bombs
20:52:00 <amsy> bb
20:52:00 <Bastardly_One> Playschool ... the only reason I know is due to the nieces when they were younger
20:52:00 <stebie> i watch in the night garden, it's great
20:52:00 <Bastardly_One> he's just the worse kids host almost ever
20:52:00 <scout> Hi
20:52:00 <faux> yes bb
20:52:00 <Bastardly_One> very forced
20:53:00 <TheRon> couleurs: what did i do?
20:53:00 <Nikky`> What didn't you do
20:53:00 <TheRon> a goat
20:53:00 <picard> Sure it is
20:53:00 <amsy> next sunday D:
20:53:00 <picard> Hey scout
20:53:00 <faux> AU's?
20:53:00 <faux> Aus*
20:53:00 <scout> Hi Picard
20:53:00 <amsy> yes!
20:54:00 <TheRon> a goat is better than bvb]
20:54:00 <picard> amsy: when are u coming home?
20:54:00 <amsy> next week
20:54:00 <amsy> i mean
20:54:00 <amsy> this week
20:54:00 <christopher> cool
20:54:00 <Bastardly_One> I had so much fun in Melb this weekend that even Heidelberg West seemed good
20:55:00 <Bastardly_One> and anyone that knows Melb knows what a hole that is
20:55:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, time to move back for sure
20:55:00 <picard> It's better then ballarat
20:55:00 <Zade> we dont want you Bastardly_One
20:55:00 <Zade> stay in ballarat
20:55:00 <scout> Mum grave has been fixed
20:55:00 <faux> OK back to amsy
20:55:00 <faux> Did u decide if you're coming to syd
20:56:00 <TheRon> bvb forever?
20:56:00 <amsy> yeah i cant
20:56:00 <amsy> have to go to bris
20:56:00 <faux> Hey doc
20:56:00 <picard> Zade: he can't leave Ballarat for any longer then 3 days, it's his parole condition
20:56:00 <amsy> hello doctor
20:56:00 <christopher> lols
20:56:00 <Zade> lol
20:57:00 <TheRon> take me back you you, it's been along time\
20:57:00 <faux> O
20:57:00 <doctor> hello amsy , hello faux
20:57:00 <amsy> have to see nan... pa died last year and all that...
20:57:00 <picard> 😛
20:57:00 <simba> is your parole condition to talk about Bastardly_One exclusively on irc networks
20:57:00 <amsy> :(
20:58:00 <TheRon> hello ladies
20:58:00 <faux> AW bb
20:58:00 <faux> yeah I know
20:58:00 <faux> :'('('('('
20:58:00 <picard> 😜
20:59:00 <TheRon> take me back to you, it's been along time\
20:59:00 <simba> is that a box full of ur aspirations
20:59:00 <amsy> and if i make another trip to syd ill be down to just a week and a bit worth of seeing mum and dad and thats not very nice lol
21:00:00 <DemonsRun> Holy fuck.
21:00:00 <DemonsRun> Emojis are working on my phone. Wtf
21:01:00 <faux> 🙊
21:01:00 <faux> 💩
21:01:00 <stebie> i see square blocks
21:01:00 <stebie> :/
21:01:00 <faux> Cos u suk
21:01:00 <DemonsRun> I see a monkey and a pile if shit.
21:01:00 <faux> :D
21:01:00 <Bastardly_One> they come across on Win8
21:01:00 <faux> HAHAHAHA
21:01:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
21:01:00 <stebie> :<
21:01:00 <Bastardly_One> the other lappy with 7 they're boxes
21:02:00 <TheRon> there's gonna be a jaaaaaaaailbreak
21:02:00 <DemonsRun> Well. That's what I see.
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> well there ya go
21:02:00 <stebie> maybe it's my font
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> doubtful
21:02:00 <DemonsRun> I am on a phone...
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> you silly enough to use 8.1?
21:02:00 <DemonsRun> But they've never worked before.
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd imagine you sticking to 7
21:03:00 <couleurs> shut up TheRon you're drunk
21:03:00 <TheRon> quiet you
21:03:00 <TheRon> people love drunk TheRon
21:03:00 <simba> im sippen some wien
21:03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right ... I don't remember them working
21:03:00 <Bastardly_One> but they sure as shit are now
21:03:00 <amsy> i see diamonds with question marks in
21:03:00 <DemonsRun> Suckers.
21:03:00 <stebie> i haven't set my font in forever i don't know how to change it
21:03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I usually see ... what you do amsy or blocks
21:03:00 <DemonsRun> Me and faux can have naughty convos now.
21:03:00 <Bastardly_One> same as in browsers people use them in
21:03:00 <DemonsRun> 😈
21:03:00 <Bastardly_One> but not now
21:03:00 <simba> ƒ
21:04:00 <picard> 😄😃😜😝😂😭😩😚😘😘😘😨
21:05:00 <TheRon> couleurs: is sippin' some whine
21:05:00 <Lish> TheRon!
21:05:00 <couleurs> sippen some stfu!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:05:00 <TheRon> yes!
21:05:00 <Lish> i am putting curses on players
21:05:00 <TheRon> go spurs
21:05:00 <amsy> 🐐
21:05:00 <simba> ¿
21:05:00 <picard> U goat
21:05:00 <simba> »
21:05:00 <picard> ⛄️
21:06:00 <Lish> going to lakers game - kobe out
21:06:00 <Lish> knicks out - melo
21:06:00 <Lish> miami - bosh out
21:06:00 <Lish> grrrrrrrrrrr
21:06:00 <TheRon> celtics game- ? out
21:06:00 <couleurs> bvb - in
21:06:00 <stebie> nup :\
21:06:00 <DemonsRun> Haha, you are my 🌞,my only 🌞, you make me 😀 when ☁, you'll never know 🐴 how much I ❤🐑 so please don't take my 🌞 away
21:06:00 <milk> heh
21:06:00 <DemonsRun> That took way too long.
21:06:00 <amsy> lol
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
21:06:00 <amsy> ok
21:06:00 <amsy> i saw the snowman
21:06:00 <amsy> wtf
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> it took heaps to read
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:07:00 <Lish> no celtics
21:07:00 <TheRon> im bringing sexyback you otther fuckers don't know how to act
21:07:00 <Lish> only game where i havent killed a player yet is clips golden state
21:07:00 <TheRon> golden stae ftw
21:07:00 <picard> Lol
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like wtf is that? ... the sun looks like something else
21:07:00 <DemonsRun> Connect 4 anyone? Hahaha
21:07:00 <simba> i got the mangled clover thing
21:07:00 <picard> 🎎🎇🎥🔠🔢1⃣🎥😄😁🌖😘😍
21:08:00 <Lish> truth
21:08:00 <Lish> saw them beat spurs yday
21:08:00 <Lish> was nice
21:08:00 <simba> oh its a cloud....
21:08:00 <amsy> i got the 1
21:08:00 <Bastardly_One> is it? I still dunno what it is ... lol
21:08:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah, a cloud.
21:08:00 <amsy> wtaf
21:08:00 <Bastardly_One> and the sheep for you is clever actually
21:08:00 <DemonsRun> Think of the song you idiots.
21:08:00 <simba> lol
21:08:00 <simba> i got it idiot
21:08:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
21:08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh a cloud is when skies are grey?
21:08:00 <Bastardly_One> weirdo
21:09:00 <TheRon> spurs don't give two shits about reg season
21:09:00 <picard> 😄😜😂😭😝😛😢😣😞😳😊😥😰😨😫😫😩😩😓😓😅😁☺️
21:09:00 <simba> you make me happy, when cloud
21:09:00 <DemonsRun> When skies are grey.
21:09:00 <DemonsRun> I have more but they don't work on irc.
21:10:00 <TheRon> leonard and duncan and parker firing for post season look out
21:10:00 <couleurs> <TheRon> im bringing sexyback you otther fuckers don't know how to act<TheRon> im bringing sexyback you otther fuckers don't know how to act<TheRon> im bringing sexyback you otther fuckers don't know how to act<TheRon> im bringing sexyback you otther fuckers don't know how to act<TheRon> im bringing sexyback you otther fuckers don't know how to act
21:10:00 <Lish> lol
21:10:00 <Lish> parker didnt get a single basket
21:10:00 <Lish> embarassing
21:10:00 <British^Meat> i want a girl, who will laugh for no one else........
21:11:00 <TheRon> couleurs: can't be anymore embarrassing than bvb
21:11:00 <milk> pretty selfish
21:11:00 <milk> women are free spirirts
21:11:00 <milk> spirits*
21:11:00 <Bastardly_One> no they're not
21:11:00 <Bastardly_One> they're expensive
21:11:00 <Bastardly_One> (haw haw haw)
21:12:00 <DemonsRun> Hey 👀 just met 🐑, and this is
21:12:00 <simba> <faux> eddies a wanker *clap clap clap clap clap*
21:12:00 <DemonsRun> Can't find crazy
21:12:00 <DemonsRun> I give up.
21:13:00 <TheRon> watch the spyurs at the end of the season
21:13:00 <TheRon> spuras
21:13:00 <TheRon> spurs
21:13:00 <simba> you could totally make that donkey themed
21:13:00 <simba> like, Hay, I just met Ewe
21:13:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
21:13:00 <DemonsRun> So could.
21:13:00 <simba> no wait an ewe is a sheep
21:13:00 <DemonsRun> Same same
21:13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... Dr Weazle ... this is christopher
21:13:00 <christopher> what cunt
21:14:00 <amsy> 🌚
21:14:00 <DemonsRun> Oooh moon face
21:14:00 <Bastardly_One> that's racist
21:14:00 <Skirmish> Has christopher even had a mental break since B1 has been gone? So good to have him back.
21:14:00 <DemonsRun> 👼
21:14:00 <MrMark> we all misbehaving?
21:14:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris is in angry mode
21:15:00 <TheRon> for tea tomorrow, chicken in a wine and alfedo sauce with pasta
21:15:00 <Bastardly_One> has been for 24hrs ... so yes
21:15:00 <Bastardly_One> another one
21:15:00 <christopher> fuck off little cunty
21:15:00 <Bastardly_One> he wants to take me on in real life now
21:15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's cute
21:15:00 <amsy> youre like half his height
21:15:00 <amsy> im sure he would have you
21:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a secret weapon ... but yeah
21:15:00 <Skirmish> amsy: Plus Chris has lungs that work too ... also an advantage.
21:16:00 <simba> lol
21:16:00 <amsy> lol
21:16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh have a cry Skirmish ... that tantrum was hilarious
21:16:00 <Zade> lol
21:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I should pastebin it
21:16:00 <simba> midgets always hit the keyboard harder
21:16:00 <Bastardly_One> such a child
21:16:00 <simba> chris might not be a good typer but he will knock u the fuck out
21:16:00 <fawks> simba
21:16:00 <christopher> lol pwnd
21:16:00 <fawks> tumblr king
21:17:00 <fawks> how do i save a gif
21:17:00 <Skirmish> You should pastebin it.
21:17:00 <simba> just liek right click save it
21:17:00 <christopher> saves image as
21:17:00 <fawks> i tried
21:17:00 <fawks> it doesnt come up with that
21:17:00 <fawks> it says share this page
21:17:00 <MrMark> cum
21:17:00 <simba> some poples themes are gay and u cant save their shit
21:17:00 <fawks> or some rubbish
21:17:00 <fawks> LOL
21:17:00 <fawks> nvm
21:17:00 <fawks> it was loading.
21:17:00 <fawks> k
21:18:00 <christopher> faux
21:18:00 <christopher> fawks
21:18:00 <fawks> ?
21:18:00 <christopher> ? :P
21:18:00 <fawks> ok
21:19:00 <DemonsRun> christopher... Get sober.
21:19:00 <MrMark> no
21:19:00 <DemonsRun> Pastebin it b1.
21:19:00 <MrMark> oh your talking to him
21:19:00 <DemonsRun> I didn't see it.
21:19:00 <christopher> im not drunk
21:20:00 <DemonsRun> I didn't say anything about drinking.
21:20:00 <christopher> weed
21:20:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
21:20:00 <christopher> ?
21:20:00 <MrMark> weed
21:20:00 <MrMark> seed
21:20:00 <christopher> kk
21:20:00 <MrMark> weed seed
21:20:00 <simba> greed
21:20:00 <christopher> DemonsRun
21:20:00 <christopher> :P
21:20:00 <amsy> :P
21:20:00 <DemonsRun> christopher: fuck off
21:20:00 <amsy> just a little P Face 4 u all
21:20:00 <christopher> oh
21:20:00 <christopher> :P amsy
21:21:00 <simba> btw iam seingol so leadys ho won to be mine girl friend
21:21:00 <amsy> :P chris
21:22:00 <couleurs> washed down da toilet, money 2 bern
21:22:00 <christopher> excellent
21:22:00 <christopher> lols
21:22:00 <simba> sex advice http://41.media.tumblr.com/7bf652486f14af5c117e2670eec7c251/tumblr_n086x4xpNc1rrf3wyo1_500.jpg
21:28:00 <DemonsRun> Knew you wouldn't paste it b1
21:28:00 <DemonsRun> You never follow through.
21:28:00 <AzzA> nailed it right there simba
21:29:00 <AzzA> i had gastro last week, sometimes you just dont want to follow through...
21:30:00 <TheRon> i want you all tattoed i want you bad
21:30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:30:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
21:32:00 <Bastardly_One> DemonsRun, oh I've pastebinned it ... so interested scroll up in that particular channel
21:32:00 <Bastardly_One> not hard
21:33:00 <DemonsRun> What channel?
21:33:00 <DemonsRun> http://cdn2.hubspot.net/hub/107458/file-16270151-jpg/images/emojietextpic.jpg
21:33:00 <DemonsRun> I've blocked pm's.
21:33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well, I'm not falling for that either
21:33:00 <Bastardly_One> nice try :)
21:34:00 <DemonsRun> Well, then I don't know where you're on about.
21:34:00 <Bastardly_One> only two places we're in
21:34:00 <Bastardly_One> you do
21:34:00 <DemonsRun> I'm here and on one other server. Which is heh, nothing like this place.
21:34:00 <Bastardly_One> the other server ffs
21:34:00 <Bastardly_One> DUH
21:35:00 <DemonsRun> You're not on that fucking server you idiot.
21:35:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I thought it was you
21:35:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
21:35:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll have to have pm open or you're not getting it
21:35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:35:00 <Serenity> we dont need anything pasted here from anywhere else
21:35:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
21:35:00 <DemonsRun> Then tough titties for me.
21:36:00 <Bastardly_One> my point entirely
21:36:00 <Bastardly_One> she's missing it or playing dumb
21:36:00 <simba> now this is the book all about how my life got dreamcast logo up side down, and id like to take a clock just to computer right there, i'll tell you how i became the crown of a house building house building building church called bell air
21:36:00 <Skirmish> It's not really all that exciting.
21:36:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm not falling for it
21:36:00 <DemonsRun> LOL simba
21:36:00 <Loof> so many cops around today
21:36:00 <Loof> was scared they'd smell my ounce
21:37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, so you can make it out of the house to score
21:37:00 <Loof> was so stanky
21:37:00 <Bastardly_One> but not to meet?
21:37:00 <British^Meat> lol, yer i thought that was a dreamcast logo too :)
21:37:00 <Loof> lol yeah i'm slack i know
21:37:00 <Loof> still didn't go till 6
21:37:00 <Loof> pm
21:37:00 <Loof> when i woke
21:37:00 <Loof> lol
21:37:00 <Bastardly_One> hilarious
21:38:00 <couleurs> and stay out
21:38:00 <nate> who broke your heart
21:38:00 <nate> :P
21:38:00 <Loof> shutup cpu
21:38:00 <Loof> noisest cunt thing ever
21:39:00 <couleurs> billy joel is not my lover but she says i am teh 1
21:39:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
21:39:00 <Bastardly_One> does this grow on you? because I'm up to Mind Goes Mad and it's the first really good track
21:40:00 <Loof> might put farcry 4 on ebay and get farcry bundle for pc
21:40:00 <Skirmish> lol
21:40:00 <Bastardly_One> you think you're getting decent money for a second hand game?
21:41:00 <Loof> only need $40
21:41:00 <Loof> steam be cheap
21:41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'll sell a game I don't like much but I'll get it again on the PC
21:41:00 <Serenity> what do you mean grow on you? the whole album is mad. it doesnt need to grow
21:41:00 <Bastardly_One> good plan there
21:41:00 <Loof> oh so you're turning on me again
21:41:00 <Loof> oh well nice while it lasted
21:42:00 <simba> didnt you buy a ps4 just to buy a bunch of HD remakes
21:42:00 <simba> lolol
21:42:00 <thestig> lolol
21:42:00 <simba> agree with thestig
21:42:00 <amsy> lelel
21:42:00 <Bastardly_One> no, they came with it just about simba
21:42:00 <thestig> amsy <3
21:42:00 <Bastardly_One> I see your point though
21:42:00 <Bastardly_One> but my point is he doesn't like the game it seems
21:42:00 <amsy> hey stiggy
21:42:00 <thestig> hihi
21:42:00 <simba> after paying 500 bucks it comes free
21:42:00 <simba> brilliant
21:42:00 <Loof> because i can't do fps with a controller
21:42:00 <Bastardly_One> why buy it again if you didn't like it the first time
21:43:00 <Loof> i need a mouse for that one
21:43:00 <Loof> i got it for free
21:43:00 <Loof> anyway
21:43:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... I see
21:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got the impression you didn't like it at all
21:43:00 <simba> for the man who wants precision in his shots
21:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I stand corrected
21:43:00 <Loof> i'd love it with a mouse
21:43:00 <Loof> so much
21:43:00 <Loof> it would be the best
21:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got it sussed again on the PS4
21:43:00 <Bastardly_One> if I can play it well on the One
21:44:00 <Bastardly_One> which I did this weekend ... stuck it on before and did reasonably well I thought
21:44:00 <Loof> brb
21:44:00 <amsy> ^.^
21:45:00 <Bastardly_One> I've just seen my first dragon in Inquisition after about 30hrs of game playing
21:45:00 <simba> have you been wondering "where the dragons at"
21:45:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck the Skryim dragons ... these cunts are like instant death
21:45:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I have
21:45:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw one about 15 game hours ago but only from a distance
21:46:00 <Serenity> a wim-o-wey a wim-o-wey a wim-o-wey a wim-o-wey a wim-o-wey a wim-o-wey
21:46:00 <Bastardly_One> walked right into one last night ...
21:46:00 <Bastardly_One> if anyone has played Skyrim they'll know those dragons are pretty easy
21:47:00 <[Maverick]> SEZZZ
21:47:00 <[Maverick]> NO
21:47:00 <Serenity> a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeee-e-e-e-eeee
21:47:00 <[Maverick]> FUCK
21:47:00 <Bastardly_One> these are like you'd imagine real dragons to be
21:47:00 <Skirmish> ... keeping in mind dragons aren't real.
21:48:00 <Serenity> lol you dingus
21:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
21:48:00 <[Maverick]> I am soooo tired
21:48:00 <Serenity> i slept all arvo
21:48:00 <Serenity> it was fab
21:48:00 <[Maverick]> I have to say.. this is one of the most gentle hangovers I have had in awhile
21:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had a lil nana nap
21:48:00 <[Maverick]> considering how much I did drink
21:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I said imagine didn't I?
21:48:00 <DemonsRun> Don't interrupt the imagination of the child.
21:48:00 <Skirmish> You said imagine REAL dragons .... dragons aren't real.
21:48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ffs
21:48:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
21:48:00 <Sunbeam> hey Bastardly_One :)
21:48:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not what I meant though ... yeah they're all over the place m8
21:48:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Sunny :) how goes?
21:49:00 <Serenity> let me show you an angry dragon
21:49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just call up Gandalf ... he'll sort them out for me
21:49:00 <Sunbeam> I'm good thanks Bastardly_One ....how you doing?
21:49:00 <Sunbeam> hi Serenity :)
21:49:00 <Serenity> hi
21:49:00 <Bastardly_One> Sunny, I'm not too shabby at all thank ye
21:49:00 <Sunbeam> good to here B1
21:49:00 <Sunbeam> :)
21:50:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been told this game has WoW mechanics and if that's the case
21:50:00 <Bastardly_One> I could quite like that
21:51:00 <Serenity> hoefully i get some beers next weekend and get my drink on properly
21:51:00 <[Maverick]> yeah I am going to sleep like a boss tonight
21:51:00 <Bastardly_One> feels like Mass Effect 3 to me though
21:51:00 <Sunbeam> my hubby plays WoW
21:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on the computer too much as it is
21:52:00 <simba> my hubby the warlock
21:52:00 <Sunbeam> hello simba :)
21:52:00 <Maurice> My husband mostly plays with himself
21:52:00 <simba> Hello
21:52:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a new reality show
21:52:00 <Serenity> oh Sunbeam is a girl?
21:52:00 <Serenity> wtf
21:52:00 <Bastardly_One> My Spouse the (Insert WoW character here)
21:53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, she sure is
21:53:00 <Bastardly_One> she's been around austnet as long as I have
21:53:00 <Maurice> So she's 60
21:53:00 <Bastardly_One> poor woman is a glutton for punishment
21:53:00 <Sunbeam> coming up 12 yrs
21:53:00 <Maurice> 12 yrs
21:53:00 <Maurice> Is that it
21:53:00 <Serenity> never seen her here in my life haha
21:53:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
21:53:00 <amsy> lol
21:53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:53:00 <Serenity> reall
21:53:00 <Maurice> ShadowLurker has been here for 30 yrs
21:53:00 <Serenity> y
21:53:00 <simba> in all of my lifes
21:53:00 <Serenity> 32 mo
21:53:00 <Serenity> haha
21:54:00 <ShadowLurker> shh
21:54:00 <Sunbeam> used to go in rosecafe...AFR....chatzone...worldchat...idle
21:54:00 <Bastardly_One> she's English ... she comes in about now all the time
21:54:00 <Maurice> Close enough
21:54:00 <Maurice> Old bastard
21:54:00 <Maurice> Bastardly_One, I'm sure she can type for herself
21:54:00 <Sunbeam> nahh i don't mind B1 typing for me lol
21:54:00 <simba> great
21:54:00 <Maurice> You'd be the only one
21:54:00 <simba> look what youve done now
21:55:00 <Sunbeam> hi ShadowLurker :)
21:55:00 <nate> what else do you know b1?
21:55:00 <nate> favourite colour?
21:55:00 <Sunbeam> hi nate :)
21:55:00 <nate> ello beamin
21:55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:56:00 <DemonsRun> How's ya head babes?
21:56:00 <Sunbeam> course he knows my fave colour nate
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's ... lemme think
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> blue
21:56:00 <amsy> yellow
21:56:00 <Sunbeam> correct
21:56:00 <amsy> Moonbeam
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> my telepathetic powers are amazing
21:56:00 <Sunbeam> he even knows the colour of my eyes
21:56:00 <amsy> yellow!
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> and she has blue eyes
21:56:00 <nate> blood shot?
21:56:00 <Sunbeam> hi amsy :)
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol yellow
21:56:00 <amsy> hi
21:56:00 <milk> Darth Sunbeam
21:57:00 <Serenity> im all good today
21:57:00 <Serenity> had an epic nap feel fine
21:57:00 <Sunbeam> awww you remembered B1 ...am impressed ;)
21:57:00 <Sunbeam> hi milk :)
21:57:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> I would be too
21:57:00 <milk> hello
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:57:00 <simba> hi milk pleasure 2 see u
21:57:00 <Sunbeam> just don't tell them my bra size lol
21:57:00 <nate> A
21:57:00 <amsy> pls
21:58:00 <DemonsRun> Bitch
21:58:00 <DemonsRun> I had 5 Fucking drinks.
21:58:00 <Maurice> Did Skirmish wake up dead
21:58:00 <Serenity> lol
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck the dude next door wears soooo much fucking lynx it's not funny
21:58:00 <DemonsRun> Been in bed most of the day
21:58:00 <Serenity> hes fine too
21:58:00 <British^Meat> africa?
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, the drunken bastard
21:58:00 <Serenity> i had a gatorade and some pain killers before bed so thats probably why
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck knows
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> it stinks
21:58:00 <DemonsRun> I got your Fucking hangover.
21:58:00 <nate> yes measurements plz
21:58:00 <ShadowLurker> double Z
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a bit harsh
21:58:00 <Sunbeam> no need to go over top ShadowLurker
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> double G
21:58:00 <Sunbeam> one G
21:59:00 <Maurice> I read two books today and now I have nothing left to read
21:59:00 <DemonsRun> Oh yeah, the one night I don't take painkillers for my legs coz I was already so tired I wake up fucked? Haha
21:59:00 <Maurice> Sucks
21:59:00 <Sunbeam> cheeky sod
21:59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm only human ... cant remember everything
22:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh!
22:00:00 <Bastardly_One> wb
22:00:00 <ShadowLurker> oh i just imagine everyone with tits bigger than their heads
22:00:00 <Loof> ty
22:00:00 <Loof> i so wanna bring down a dragon
22:00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I found my first dragon ...
22:00:00 <Loof> i think i'd be happy for days
22:00:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fucking cunts
22:00:00 <Loof> cool
22:00:00 <nate> loof at the pub?
22:00:00 <simba> A bBoat a day keeps the Nautics at bay
22:00:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing like skryim pussy dragons
22:00:00 <Bastardly_One> I found one by accident
22:00:00 <Loof> they were a joke
22:00:00 <Sunbeam> now you have me singing Human leauges song...I'm only human...of flesh and blood i'm made...
22:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i slept in, and did fuck all
22:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was lovely
22:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh actually i cleaned the unit a lil bit
22:01:00 <Serenity> as long as i dont wake up with a headahe after drinking im usually good
22:01:00 <flow> how much did you drink?
22:01:00 <aam> Penis
22:01:00 <Loof> oh god
22:01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no Sunny!
22:01:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriously you need to be leveled to hell to bring one down
22:01:00 <Bastardly_One> I am no way near able to
22:02:00 <Loof> i remember this pommy friend of mine had radiohead ok computer in her cd rack. i'm like oh cool you like radiohead, she's like never heard of them, have it
22:02:00 <Loof> and the uk game streamers listen to some terrible shit
22:03:00 <Loof> but then american's are all rap
22:03:00 <Loof> they're no better i guess
22:03:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs ... I have stuff to get ... seems I left myself with nothing before the weekend
22:05:00 <Sunbeam> hi Loof :)
22:05:00 <Loof> high
22:06:00 <flow> you dont know how much alcohol you drank?
22:07:00 <Serenity> no because im not a teenage girl who has to count every single drink they have like its some kind of trophy?
22:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
22:07:00 <MrMark> sexy old bitch
22:07:00 <Loof> hey Mew :)
22:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
22:08:00 <flow> you would still know roughly how much you drank
22:08:00 <aam> I'm seein the bank tomoz n see if I can get a loan on a pension
22:08:00 <simba> last time I had no idea
22:09:00 <simba> good
22:09:00 <aam> And eat the max amount would be
22:10:00 <aam> I woul want abt 10 15 k
22:10:00 <amsy> ok
22:10:00 <aam> And but some bit of land out in the bush
22:10:00 <British^Meat> "cool"
22:10:00 <aam> Buy*
22:11:00 <aam> And then start with a tent
22:11:00 <aam> Needs to have water and transport to and from
22:12:00 <aam> Don't mind walkin a bit to n from to say the neatest bus stop
22:13:00 <aam> A running water stream would be ideal
22:13:00 <amsy> bb!!!
22:13:00 <fawks> ok
22:13:00 <fawks> BB
22:13:00 <amsy> hahahahaha
22:13:00 <simba> i like weet bix
22:13:00 <aam> And then jus set up a waterwheel for electricity etc
22:13:00 <amsy> me 2
22:13:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/10987648_802637786487442_5478022890005461546_n.jpg?oh=f96dcadb121b94aac79396c2d8f2f823&oe=554BB3F3
22:14:00 <Loof> StrykerX "king.of.awesome" finds out he's not so awesome
22:14:00 <Loof> live on irc
22:14:00 <simba> king of awesome
22:14:00 <simba> lol
22:15:00 <StrykerX> What?
22:15:00 <StrykerX> Loof, how's the battlescars mate?
22:15:00 <simba> calm down king of awesome
22:15:00 <Loof> lol
22:15:00 <StrykerX> Oh, I'm very calm.
22:15:00 <StrykerX> Relearning what I've forgotten in Java atm. :)
22:16:00 <nate> was StrykerX sweet talking loof?
22:16:00 <nate> i am the king of awesome sleep with me
22:16:00 <nate> :P~
22:16:00 <nate> might work
22:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> um, no i can assure you it wont
22:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> t
22:17:00 <StrykerX> Guess the wife took his modem off him again.
22:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:18:00 <nate> mabye its sugar time!
22:18:00 <nate> snuggles 4 all
22:19:00 <Serenity> why the fuck did he even do that StrykerX wasnt even speaking
22:19:00 <StrykerX> No idea
22:19:00 <StrykerX> I hadn't paid attention to IRC for ages
22:19:00 <StrykerX> Loof is retarded and simba is simply a dumbcunt
22:19:00 <nate> clear things up, are u the king of awesome StrykerX?
22:19:00 <simba> lol
22:19:00 <StrykerX> Damn straight
22:20:00 <simba> i just laughed at king of awesome
22:20:00 <Serenity> hes pretty awesome :>
22:20:00 <nate> simba is a flying elephant!
22:20:00 <StrykerX> <:
22:20:00 <simba> hes ok when hes drunk cos thats when hes happy
22:20:00 <nate> i thought he was a lion ;D
22:21:00 <Serenity> ohh i know some other times hes pre happy
22:21:00 <simba> ^_^
22:21:00 <StrykerX> She does ;)
22:23:00 <Serenity> TEE HE HE
22:23:00 <Serenity> woops caps
22:23:00 <nate> a loof is back
22:31:00 <steven_> lool
22:44:00 <Serenity> d.e.d
22:48:00 <AzzA> ^pilot^ has rabies
22:48:00 <Serenity> behave yourself
22:49:00 <AzzA> twist my nipples!
22:52:00 <Serenity> absolutely not
23:22:00 <Serenity> where the fuck is everyone
23:22:00 <Kynetic> in ma ass.
23:23:00 <Serenity> good one
23:23:00 <Kynetic> theres room to spare if you want to join
23:23:00 <Kynetic> :D
23:23:00 <christopher> lol
23:23:00 <Serenity> sure why not
23:23:00 <Kynetic> party in ma ass!
23:23:00 <Kynetic> and youre ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL invited
23:24:00 <christopher> dont tempt me
23:24:00 <Serenity> rofl
23:24:00 <Serenity> chris wants it
23:24:00 <Serenity> in
23:25:00 <simba> chris might just butter u up and slide right in
23:25:00 <nate> has he got any butter?
23:25:00 <simba> he's mostly butter
23:26:00 <Kynetic> no need for butter
23:26:00 <Kynetic> plenty of room
23:26:00 <christopher> nice a room with a view
23:26:00 <Kynetic> like chuckin a sausage down a hallway
23:26:00 <christopher> lols
23:27:00 <Serenity> shag pile rugs?
23:27:00 <christopher> nah
23:28:00 <simba> nah
23:28:00 <simba> olos nah
23:29:00 <christopher> fucken game wont update
23:29:00 <christopher> fucken ps3
23:30:00 <christopher> oh maintence
23:30:00 <christopher> fuck
23:31:00 <simba> FUCK
23:31:00 <simba> write a letter to sony
23:31:00 <Kynetic> yeah prolly get received before an email
23:31:00 <christopher> it will say " fuck mang
23:31:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
23:32:00 <christopher> sony bro fix ya shit
23:32:00 <Bastardly_One> the supposed boss answers twitter all the time
23:32:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he must have a bot that responds to complaints about the hdd space though
23:32:00 <simba> (yelling) its a sony
23:32:00 <christopher> fuck even
23:32:00 <christopher> sony mang
23:41:00 <simba> Quite.
23:42:00 <Acem> p
23:42:00 <simba> p
23:44:00 <Kynetic> q
23:44:00 <Serenity> ahhh nudity
23:44:00 <christopher> :P
23:45:00 <Kynetic> nothin like gettin around in the nud.
23:45:00 <christopher> lala
23:45:00 <ShadowLurker> its great
23:45:00 <ShadowLurker> cos i get to watch
23:45:00 <Kynetic> yea
23:45:00 <Kynetic> i like to watch.
23:45:00 <Kynetic> sometimes, i even touch myself.
23:45:00 <Kynetic> on the knee.
23:45:00 <christopher> yeah right
23:46:00 <christopher> no wonder sight loss is going up
23:46:00 <christopher> lols
23:46:00 <steven_> hahaha
23:47:00 <simba> sight loss is going up
23:47:00 <christopher> yep
23:47:00 <Serenity> oh ho ho ho
23:47:00 <simba> are people walking into standstorms
23:47:00 <simba> stand
23:47:00 <christopher> thats when a hot chick needs seat on train
23:47:00 <christopher> standstorms
23:47:00 <christopher> ?
23:48:00 <christopher> where are the good looking ppl
23:48:00 <simba> da rude
23:48:00 <christopher> tonite
23:48:00 <simba> im good looking i swear
23:48:00 <simba> but im bad at looking long distances
23:48:00 <simba> is that going to be a problem
23:48:00 <doctor> i'm about a 6-7, depends on the day
23:48:00 <nate> whats your hot or not rating simba
23:49:00 <christopher> simba gets a 2 out of 10
23:49:00 <doctor> good from afar far from good
23:49:00 <nate> oww;l
23:49:00 <christopher> cause Serenitys got big tits see gets a 4
23:49:00 <thestig> simba is a goodlooking man
23:49:00 <simba> im a solid 15
23:49:00 <christopher> ShadowLurker gets a 9 for effort
23:50:00 <thestig> chris is an ugly cunt
23:50:00 <christopher> thestig is worse
23:50:00 <simba> chris is drop dead gorgeous
23:50:00 <christopher> ShadowLurker wears drag
23:50:00 <Serenity> you wanna pull your fucking head in chris
23:50:00 <nate> 4 is a good score
23:50:00 <nate> in chrises world ;l
23:51:00 <Serenity> stiggggies
23:51:00 <steven_> hahaha
23:52:00 <doctor> chris is a ladies man
23:52:00 <christopher> chris is hungry
23:52:00 <amsy> DaRuDe
23:53:00 <doctor> sandstorm
23:53:00 <nate> christopher what u gonna eat ?
23:53:00 <christopher> feel the beat
23:53:00 <christopher> i dont know
23:54:00 <christopher> if i thought about somethings i eat
23:55:00 <christopher> i would
23:55:00 <christopher> no make sense
23:55:00 <christopher> lol
23:55:00 <doctor> what ever has collected in the bottom of the grill: just turn the heat on to 200 for half an hour and eat what ever is there after
23:55:00 <christopher> no
23:56:00 <nate> cockroaches?
23:56:00 <christopher> nop
23:56:00 <doctor> or you could just buy something from the shops
23:56:00 <nate> num num!
23:56:00 <nate> probably spent all his money on pot
23:56:00 <christopher> i so bored its moronic
23:57:00 <doctor> that's cause you're supposed to be bored
23:57:00 <christopher> oh
23:57:00 <doctor> most people are bored enough to sit in front of a tv the whole afternoon
23:57:00 <doctor> tis life; it can be very dull
23:57:00 <christopher> i dont watch tv much
23:58:00 <doctor> i can't at all
23:58:00 <doctor> it just makes me angry
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