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00:00 <Vagisil> lol
00:00 <Saemon> wtf
00:00 <amsy> haha swarve
00:00 <Crip> simba: not as bad as retirement home food
00:00 <Saemon> just as i changed my nick, this notice pops up
00:00 <simba> u live in 1?
00:00 <Saemon> -YouTube- Loof ([email protected]) was looking for you on #melbourne 9 weeks 5 days 22 hours 3 minutes ago (04.12. 14:56).
00:00 <Crip> no, but i have visted
00:00 <faux> ammmber
00:00 <Crip> im 31 :P
00:00 <Crip> 32 even
00:00 <amsy> bb <3
00:00 <Vagisil> DROWNED CAT
00:00 <faux> hai girl hai
00:00 <Vagisil> EAT MY SHROTS
00:00 <simba> wont b long then lol
01:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon: did you end up going to bali?
01:00 <couleurs> i'm swarve
01:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing we just dont have much in common i guess
01:00 <amsy> what do?
01:00 <faux> lmao
01:00 <couleurs> in my scarve
01:00 <Saemon> if u want me to talk to you more
01:00 <faux> Nada in bed
01:00 <Saemon> are u into WWE TokenDaRing?
01:00 <amsy> jealous
01:00 <faux> Was on teh phone to creggy
01:00 <faux> you at work?
01:00 <amsy> haha aww :)
01:00 <TokenDaRing> no Saemon
01:00 <amsy> yeah
01:00 <Crip> Creggy ?
01:00 <Saemon> see
01:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't like wrestling
01:00 <faux> zzz
01:00 <Crip> is she hot ?>
01:00 <TokenDaRing> i think it's for spastic kids
01:00 <faux> He*
01:00 <faux> And yes
01:00 <Crip> ohhhh
01:00 <faux> He's lovely
01:00 <Crip> u has a bf now ?
01:00 <simba> wrestling is a gateway to gay porn
01:00 <Saemon> well then thats part of the reason why i dont talk to you much TokenDaRing
01:00 <faux> No he's gay
01:00 <Crip> my life is over
01:00 <Saemon> what about game of thrones?
02:00 <Crip> OH
02:00 <Vagisil> im out
02:00 <TokenDaRing> oh good
02:00 <Crip> im back from the dead
02:00 <Crip> !!@~!
02:00 <Vagisil> cant put up with this internet any more
02:00 <TokenDaRing> I hate wrestling
02:00 <TokenDaRing> it's all fake
02:00 <faux> and a friend lol
02:00 <Taco> wtf Saemon 
02:00 <TokenDaRing> and staged
02:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing true
02:00 <Taco> Saemon, i'm still waiting 4 da hells angels
02:00 <Saemon> but however
02:00 <couleurs> watch real sports bro, like cricket... good 2 sleep 2
02:00 <couleurs> Sports Nap!!!!!!!
02:00 <Saemon> the atheleticism it takes to perform their stunts
02:00 <Saemon> are real
02:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon, next  come I come down to Adelaide, can I fart in your mouth?
02:00 <faux> sport snap
02:00 <Saemon> you have to be skilled and fit to do the stuff they do
02:00 <Crip> cricket... stuns ?
02:00 <TokenDaRing> time I come*
02:00 <couleurs> --- some1 old said that
03:00 <Crip> are you on crack ?
03:00 <Taco> mayb
03:00 <couleurs> maeby
03:00 <Saemon> real sports lol
03:00 <Saemon> cricket is a poor example
03:00 <couleurs> wednesday adams 
03:00 <Saemon> if u want real fitness and atheleticism, try mma 
04:00 <Saemon> ufc or boxing
04:00 <simba> basically anything with naked men
04:00 <Crip> I can hear ritchie benua right now, og that was a amazing stunt right there at the mcg. he caught that ball with lightning speed.. lets check for slow mo for cgi / stunt double
04:00 <simba> face it all you want to tune into is guys bodies
04:00 <simba> guy on guy action
04:00 <Crip> yeh tots
04:00 <BMW> http://youtu.be/M5d0SXcXtq8
04:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: RICHARD BLACKWOOD - MAMA WHO DA MAN Views: 207,760   Uploaded:  May 28, 2007 Duration: 4 Minutes 41 Seconds 
04:00 <Crip> if guys were gurls
04:00 <Crip> id be like keen
04:00 <Saemon> well i have said already that i am bi-sexual.....
04:00 <Saemon> so um, duh?
05:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon: don't you pay prostitutes to urinate on you?
05:00 <christopher> do u see tony abbotts confession video
05:00 <simba> lol meat
05:00 <christopher> did
05:00 <Serenity> why you do that bm
05:00 <christopher> http://youtu.be/u1-4kEYNWKw
05:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing yes i did
05:00 <Saemon> what about it?
05:00 <Saemon> why are u bringing it up?
06:00 <simba> impossibiru
06:00 <Vagisil> well this is weird
06:00 <Vagisil> http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/4134270533
06:00 <Vagisil> setting my snr target manually in router fixed problem
07:00 <Saemon> hrm whose seen american sniper?
07:00 <couleurs> wish there was a peedtest... check it out every1 i peed 2 litres today
07:00 <Vagisil> lol
07:00 <couleurs> Mello Yello
07:00 <Saemon> i didnt even know it was based on a real guy
07:00 <Saemon> until the ending
07:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: how are you?
07:00 <Vagisil> lol Saemon
07:00 <Vagisil> dope :P
08:00 <Vagisil> its based off the book
08:00 <Saemon> i havent even heard of the book
08:00 <Vagisil> lol
08:00 <Saemon> however, after watchin it ive been doin some research
08:00 <Saemon> and its interesting
08:00 <Vagisil> the autobiography of chris kyle
08:00 <Saemon> some say he was killed as part of a cover up
08:00 <Vagisil> yeh
09:00 <Vagisil> some people say antibiotics kill viruses
09:00 <Saemon> cuz he was gona reveal some shit the military didnt want him too 
09:00 <couleurs> i'm a real guy
10:00 <Taco> couleurs, r u really real?
10:00 <Saemon> antobiotics kills only bacteria
11:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
11:00 <couleurs> maeby
11:00 <Vagisil> well done Saemon
11:00 <couleurs> real human bean... and a real hero
12:00 <nate> what Saemon is real
12:00 <nate> ;L
13:00 <Taco> hmm, Schitts Creek looks good
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
15:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon what did you do today?
16:00 <Taco> http://au.eonline.com/news/624042/here-s-why-schitt-s-creek-is-going-to-be-your-new-tv-obsession
16:00 <simba> my downloads folder keeps automatically changing to read only, does this happen when ur drives full or something
16:00 <faux> Yes
17:00 <faux> idk I made that up
17:00 <faux> thanks lovely 
17:00 <Vagisil> rofl
17:00 <Serenity> nps
17:00 <Vagisil> no
17:00 <simba> ur welcome
17:00 <simba> whats happening Vagisil
17:00 <simba> whats happening to my machine
17:00 <faux> Simba and the machine 
18:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing nothin much
18:00 <TokenDaRing> anything at all?
18:00 <christopher> faux
18:00 <Saemon> just read a novel, watched some wrestling, ate pizza, then came on here
18:00 <Vagisil> is the read only a blue box or a blue tick
18:00 <faux> christopher 
18:00 <TokenDaRing> get a job man
18:00 <christopher> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/space
18:00 <christopher> fried me
18:00 <Serenity> ants reading harry potter faux :'(
18:00 <Serenity> :')*
18:00 <faux> Oh no
18:00 <faux> Oh
18:00 <faux> I was wondering why you were sad
18:00 <Serenity> hahah
18:00 <simba> its the semi greyd tick
19:00 <faux> I thought he found bout about dumbledore
19:00 <Serenity> olawd haha
19:00 <Vagisil> when u right click downloads folder/properties
19:00 <Vagisil> ?
19:00 <faux> Like when Maurice ruined it for me abd i cried
19:00 <Serenity> nah hes only just started the first one
19:00 <simba> ya
19:00 <faux> Almost
19:00 <Serenity> probably take him 15 years to finish
19:00 <faux> Like me
19:00 <faux> LOL
19:00 <Vagisil> what version windows
19:00 <Maurice> You shut your whore mouth
19:00 <Maurice> I hadn't even read the stupid books
19:00 <faux> WOW
19:00 <faux> bit rude
19:00 <Maurice> Yeah but you knew that about me
19:00 <simba> 64 bit windows 7
20:00 <Vagisil> yeh
20:00 <Vagisil> its just coz its a windows folder
20:00 <Vagisil> if you open it up
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <Vagisil> and right click on a file in it
20:00 <Vagisil> go properties
20:00 <Maurice> Serenity get him the diary of a wimpy kids if you don't already have them
20:00 <Vagisil> is that read only too?
20:00 <Serenity> i have no idea what is happeing right now
20:00 <simba> no
20:00 <couleurs> sounds like your torrent software is being rude
20:00 <Maurice> Also, did you see the guy who played Dumbledore is retiring from acting coz his mind is going :/
20:00 <simba> yes i noticed it when torrents wouldnt work
21:00 <Serenity> i thought he was dead haha
21:00 <Serenity> oops
21:00 <Vagisil> oh thats a seperate problem
21:00 <Maurice> The first one was
21:00 <Serenity> ohhh
21:00 <Maurice> He was in the first 2, then was replaced for the other 5
21:00 <Maurice> But he can't remember his lines so has given it up
21:00 <Vagisil> right click on ur downloads folder
21:00 <Vagisil> properties
21:00 <Vagisil> security
22:00 <couleurs> how do i right click help
22:00 <Vagisil> make sure u have full control
22:00 <Vagisil> and SYSTEM has full control
22:00 <beehhh> using mobile hotspot
22:00 <simba> yea im system
22:00 <Vagisil> no
22:00 <beehhh> [email protected] 115.164.97.43
22:00 <beehhh> cool
22:00 <Vagisil> you should be compname\username
23:00 <Vagisil> which would have full control
23:00 <Vagisil> SYSTEM should be in the list as well
23:00 <Vagisil> if its not.. add it
23:00 <simba> its there with access
23:00 <Vagisil> ok
23:00 <Vagisil> then just run ur torrent program as administrator
23:00 <Vagisil> right click shortcut... run as administrator
23:00 <TokenDaRing> hi beehhh
23:00 <TokenDaRing> how's norell?
24:00 <Vagisil> coz i cbf
24:00 <TokenDaRing> is she off with her other boyfriend?
24:00 <Vagisil> its a workaround but not a fix tot he problem
24:00 <Serenity> why are you showing us your IP you degenerate
24:00 <slinky_J> Marlon Brando couldnt remember his lines
24:00 <slinky_J> like ever
24:00 <TokenDaRing> lol degenerate
24:00 <slinky_J> they had to stick post its and shit around the set so he could read his lines as they filmed
24:00 <TokenDaRing> that's the best term I've heard for beehhh yet
25:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <simba> im changing bt read only on complete to false in utorrent settings does that sound rite
25:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: are you leaving Norell for a european tranny?
25:00 <Vagisil> lol where is that setting
25:00 <couleurs> yes
25:00 <simba> in advanced preferences
25:00 <Vagisil> ok
26:00 <Vagisil> that would only set it on the torrent uve downloaded
26:00 <Vagisil> it wouldnt change folder
26:00 <Vagisil> do u get like access denied error or nething
26:00 <simba> yea system cannot find poath specified
26:00 <Vagisil> Yeah thats a permissions error probably
27:00 <Vagisil> the read only setting for completed files is so other programs dont dick with the file and contaminate the swarm
27:00 <Vagisil> just run utorrent as administrator
27:00 <Vagisil> see if it "fixes" it
28:00 <faux> GOODNIGHT
28:00 <Taco> simba, have u rooted ur android ph? dat mite fix it
31:00 <Serenity> nah but he rooted ur mum
31:00 <Serenity> hu hu hu
31:00 <slinky_J> rum!
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics?
32:00 <Serenity> wtf is this i forgot i opened
32:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/It1Km5U
32:00 <Taco> u no wheneva i hav puter probs i just delete my email n it call me 2 fix it
32:00 <Serenity> what IS that and why are all your pics of your disgusting floor
33:00 <simba> lol pepsi max and pepsi lite
33:00 <Taco> mix together for pepsi?
34:00 <Vagisil> lol Bastardly_One can relate to that floor
34:00 <Serenity> i prefer pepsi max to ordinary pepsi =/
34:00 <Vagisil> last laid in the 70s
35:00 <simba> whats that picture analysing site someone used on pieters cocaine photo once
35:00 <simba> lets c what saemon uses 4 his pix
35:00 <Vagisil> lol
35:00 <Serenity> absolutely no idea
35:00 <couleurs> a potato 
40:00 <Vagisil> a nutribullet
40:00 <Serenity> lol maurice i think we got cut off at the same time
41:00 <Vagisil> NO TREBLE
41:00 <Vagisil> man i got wax on my hands
41:00 <Vagisil> coz i played with my hair
41:00 <Vagisil> and now its on my mouse
41:00 <couleurs> i got moose on my mouse 
41:00 <Serenity> why have you got wax in your hair at this time of night
42:00 <simba> do u spike it up
42:00 <couleurs> Pics
42:00 <Vagisil> havent had my shower yet
43:00 <Serenity> i have this freeze gel stuff for my sons hair. that shit is like glue
43:00 <Vagisil> hah i used to have gel
43:00 <Vagisil> and then finishing freeze
43:00 <Vagisil> ohhh teen gay life
44:00 <PunkyBrewster> gel makes me feel lik a cool guy in the early 90s
44:00 <simba> makes me think of fat mike
44:00 <simba> is that the nofx guys name
44:00 <Serenity> my boys only 7 lol but hes got one of those gay macklemore haircuts
45:00 <PunkyBrewster> na simba
45:00 <PunkyBrewster> http://content9.flixster.com/photo/41/49/20/4149203_ori.jpg
45:00 <PunkyBrewster> how cool iz dat gui
46:00 <simba> FPJR
46:00 <Serenity> woah
46:00 <Serenity> i forgot he existed
46:00 <PunkyBrewster> deliberately?
47:00 <simba> lmao apparently he voices something in 
47:00 <Serenity> just one of those things
47:00 <simba> Dragon Age Inquisition
47:00 <PunkyBrewster> aye dats pretty hot
47:00 <PunkyBrewster> http://dirtylooks.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/90shairflip_2.jpg
47:00 <Vagisil> kate mulgrew has done some cool voices
50:00 <Vagisil> hmm
50:00 <Vagisil> havent lost enough weight to be photogenic yet
50:00 <Vagisil> sorry coulers
51:00 <simba> ur beautiful just the wya u are
53:00 <Serenity> which ones kate mulgrew?
53:00 <PunkyBrewster> im thinking i should put my cock on the grill
53:00 <PunkyBrewster> what u guis fink?
53:00 <PunkyBrewster> http://apollo-na-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/1419731135365/SammyGameCock.jpg
54:00 <PunkyBrewster> i like my cock
57:00 <christopher> lol
05:00 <Serenity> thats a pretty cock
06:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBumgq5yVrA
08:00 <Saemon> hrm
14:00 <Saemon> omg
14:00 <Saemon> clint eastwoods son is pretty handsome
15:00 <British^Meat> ugh, r u back for good now?
15:00 <Serenity> me? 
15:00 <beehhh> back to the england
16:00 <PunkyBrewster> British still doesn't like anyone
16:00 <Serenity> hi stig
16:00 <thestig> hi sezz
16:00 <PunkyBrewster> who do you like BM? why do you come here? to complain?
17:00 <Serenity> i like bm
17:00 <PunkyBrewster> I do 2
18:00 <Skirmish> I think I am going to have to let off some cockroach bombs.
18:00 <British^Meat> i like you too Serenity, your awesome
19:00 <Skirmish> naaaaaawwww so much love in the channel again. 
19:00 <Serenity> ^_^
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwwww
19:00 <Maurice> Fun Fact : Serenity has never seen Zoolander
19:00 <Serenity>  its been pleasant
19:00 <Maurice> We should murder her now
19:00 <British^Meat> serious?
19:00 <Serenity> lol shhhh
19:00 <British^Meat> gawd
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you feel the love to night
19:00 <Saemon> caaaaaannn you feeeeel the luuuuuuuurve taaaaaahhhhhhniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite
19:00 <Skirmish> I haven't watched the whole movie either. 
19:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5NWf8TLfQ8
19:00 <Maurice> I bet she refused because of Ferrell
20:00 <Skirmish> I want Ben Stiller to kill himself. 
20:00 <Serenity> yuh
20:00 <Serenity> he smells
20:00 <British^Meat> ferrelll sux, but that movie is pretty darn funny
20:00 <Maurice> I love Will Ferrell
20:00 <Maurice> I wouldnt bang him or anything
20:00 <Skirmish> Nah he can die too. Murder suicide with him and Stiller. 
20:00 <Skirmish> Also that fat fucker from The Interview. 
21:00 <Skirmish> He's not funny either. 
21:00 <Skirmish> Seth Rogen. 
21:00 <Maurice> I hate him
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> is tooo
21:00 <Serenity> i love him
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
21:00 <Skirmish> I can't stand him. 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is cute and cuddly, always stoned
22:00 <Serenity> id bone him skinny
22:00 <Serenity> he has the best laugh
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> did he lose weight?
22:00 <Serenity> nah 
22:00 <Saemon> he plays the same damn character every friggin movie
22:00 <beehhh> my android rocks
23:00 <Serenity> i meant id bone him until he was skinny
23:00 <Maurice> Jonah Hill lost weight
23:00 <Serenity> hes fat again
23:00 <Saemon> every movie he's in hes like the straight faced dopey guy who always gets in funny outrageous scenarios
23:00 <Maurice> Then gained it
23:00 <beehhh> most skinny have big bone
23:00 <Serenity> like biggeer than he was
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> in the pants
24:00 <Bonny> it's not hard to lose weight.. maintaining it is hard
24:00 <Serenity> yup
24:00 <Maurice> Not if youre on the pipe
24:00 <slinky_J> stick to a healthy diet
24:00 <beehhh> as long as she dont charge me for sex I wouldnt
24:00 <Skirmish> I ate two mini drumsticks tonight. I am going to have to fat shame myself tomorrow. 
25:00 <Maurice> Oh yum
25:00 <Bonny> lol
25:00 <Saemon> just eat less, eat healthier and exercise, losing weight is simple folks
25:00 <Serenity> i want kk
25:00 <Maurice> I want a nom hamburger
25:00 <beehhh> i been sexing my hands for past 27 years
25:00 <Saemon> follow a simple formula of burning more calories than you consume
25:00 <Serenity> yeah its simple guys ask this guy
25:00 <Saemon> and you're set
25:00 <Maurice> Like the one I had for lunch today at the pub
25:00 <beehhh> 39 next year by the way
25:00 <Skirmish> In all fairness, I had to have a second one because I didn't get the cookies and cream one first try. 
25:00 <slinky_J> you dont even have to excersize too much
25:00 <Saemon> yep
26:00 <Serenity> saemon you're a fat slob shoo
26:00 <Saemon> and furthermore, if you want abs, its pretty much all about diet man
26:00 <Maurice> ...
26:00 <Serenity> least slinky has lost weight before
26:00 <Skirmish> He went on an 8 ball diet though. 
26:00 <Skirmish> Fried his noggen. 
26:00 <Saemon> i may be fat atm, but thats just because i am lazy. i may be fat, but i do still have the knowledge on how to lose weight through my research
27:00 <christopher> http://imgur.com/G2avTqy
27:00 <Saemon> i am just simply to lazy to act on it, thats all
27:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ginx7WKq5GE
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
27:00 <christopher> katatonic_kate01
27:00 <Skirmish> "I may be fat ... but I am an expert on losing weight".  Best argument ever. 
27:00 <beehhh> help me here kk
27:00 <Saemon> its just like um, knowing how to make scones
27:00 <Saemon> but jusy never eating them
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> no beehhh fuck off
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome logic
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> love it :/
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
28:00 <Skirmish> oh hai BlackDevil nice to have you visiting . Did the chemist give you some creme for your butthurt? 
28:00 <slinky_J> I lost so much weight I shrank and could skip rope with my shoe laces.
29:00 <beehhh> should I cook mince chicken with whole olives 
29:00 <Skirmish> Other examples of Saemon logic. "I bought a tap out shirt. I know how to fight MMA now". 
29:00 <christopher> beehhh
29:00 <christopher> do u do this
29:00 <christopher> cool
30:00 <Saemon> Skirmish alot of ppl know alot on stuff they are not
30:00 <beehhh> got extra hot chilly sauce and agnesi specialita pasta
30:00 <christopher> quiet
30:00 <christopher> dam
30:00 <Saemon> i know alot about the germans
30:00 <Saemon> but im not german
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <Skirmish> I know a lot about women, but I don't have a vagina. 
31:00 <beehhh> largest migrants are now india, china, uk, philipine, pakistan, vietnam, ireland, malaysia in order
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehhh 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it possible you're not random
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> for like a who 24 hour period
33:00 <Serenity> i dont even think he knows hes being random
33:00 <beehhh> i saw some unusual objects hoovering over my hostel other morn
33:00 <Saemon> ah yeah
35:00 <Skirmish> It's people like beehhh that make honest Australians turn into racists. 
36:00 <beehhh> one american man also saw it in arizona told me on campus a huge one, his both daughter taking degrees
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, a heat mirage over a desert
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
37:00 <Saemon> omg
37:00 <Saemon> i would be ashamed to be a human when we do finally make contact
37:00 <beehhh> you would only belive if you saw it,and its no lie
37:00 <Saemon> i mean, wth are we gona tell them
37:00 <Serenity> woah b1 is awake
37:00 <Saemon> the aliens and other intelligent lifeforms out there
38:00 <Bastardly_One> hi!
38:00 <beehhh> they didnt harm anyone sofort i saw the cat meowing the next arvo for her food birds were chirping as usual
38:00 <Saemon> when they ask about our history and ask us to explain the holocaut
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and you should be ashamed being alive ...
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
38:00 <beehhh> it the people that kills each other
38:00 <Saemon> .....
39:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: why will aliens want to know about the holocaust? 
39:00 <Saemon> Serenity
39:00 <Skirmish> Throughout history there have been times when far more humans were killed than during the holocaust. 
39:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One just broke the rules.
39:00 <Saemon> No abuse or harrassment, this inlcudes slanderous and derogatory comments.
39:00 <Saemon> No stirring up other users so they get banned (baiting) also use /ignore it does wonders.
39:00 <Serenity> fuck off
39:00 <British^Meat> lol
40:00 <Saemon> he harrassed me with that statment and tried to stir me
40:00 <beehhh> they were throwing some plasating beam the color of the meteorite tail
40:00 <Serenity> you're harassing me
40:00 <beehhh> that made me freakout
40:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: The only logical solution is to remove you from the channel. 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> we have legit rules now?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
40:00 <Serenity> nah
40:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One, in case you didnt know
40:00 <Saemon> http://melbourne-rules.webs.com/
40:00 <Serenity> people are taking the topic too seriously
40:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up you
40:00 <Serenity> i havent had a chance to update them yet
40:00 <Saemon> read it and abide by it.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, hang on 
40:00 <slinky_J> drools
40:00 <Serenity> however i will be
40:00 <Saemon> you cant be a prick to me now nay nay nay nay 
40:00 <Saemon> :P
40:00 <slinky_J> ur not allowed to say nigga
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooh I see
41:00 <slinky_J> EVER
41:00 <slinky_J> again.
41:00 <Saemon> you cant be a prick to me now Bastardly_One nay nay nay nay 
41:00 <beehhh> like a yellow orange color tail but it was in straight line and stopped over the horizon and doing a T, jesus xrist i freakout then but nothing happen
41:00 <Saemon> like aj lee
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you're being too literal 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> just as she said 
41:00 <slinky_J> you cunts need to use ignore more often
41:00 <Serenity> Saemon
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and a complete fuckwit as usual 
41:00 <Serenity> you need to calm the fuck down
42:00 <slinky_J> calm down son
42:00 <Skirmish> using ignore ruins the flow of the channel. Shitcunts talking rubbish should be removed to dwell in #cats. 
42:00 <beehhh> they use some supreme resource of fuel and sea is not far off, just wondering what were they doing here
42:00 <Saemon> im just sick of being treated like shit by him, and now that he cant anymore, i am pretty freakn damn happy about that
42:00 <Serenity> he has literally just got here
42:00 <Serenity> you started this
42:00 <Serenity> shut up and chat or piss off
43:00 <slinky_J> one pint of piss thx
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'm like playing a game 
43:00 <Maurice> Lol like thats gonna stop anyone
43:00 <slinky_J> Dragon Age Inquisition
43:00 <beehhh> snow in london gets quite thick n heavy
43:00 <Serenity> im not here to be your babysitters
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwwwwww
43:00 <Saemon> i started this? he's the one who said i should be ashamed about being alive....i hadnt said a word to him prior.
43:00 <Maurice> So.. I have to change my own nappy? :/
44:00 <Bastardly_One> okie doke
44:00 <Saemon> but ok 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I just read that page
44:00 <Saemon> i will let it slide 
44:00 <slinky_J> shhh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and 
44:00 <Saemon> this one time.
44:00 <beehhh> perhaps they could use mask for time being if babies about to deliver
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I can call you wtf I want within those rules
44:00 <Bastardly_One> so stfu you provoking little shit eating monkey
44:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
44:00 <slinky_J> Because Saemon was born with a very special set of skills
44:00 <Serenity> i dont listen to taddle tale whingers saemon
44:00 <Serenity> so shoosh
44:00 <slinky_J> and he will find you
44:00 <Maurice> Oh for fucks sake, you're on the internet Saemon, grow a fucking pair of balls already
44:00 <slinky_J> and he will give you head.
44:00 <Serenity> normal banter is allowed
45:00 <Serenity> im not gonna be jumping in every time someone gets called a stupid head
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and if I am to take them as literally as the slow one has 
45:00 <beehhh> most of them were teen or blopers
45:00 <Maurice> Do the rules say specifically, no murdering?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I can still call him the above
45:00 <Serenity> nope
45:00 <Saemon> what is considered "normal banter"? where is the line drawn?
45:00 <Maurice> Excellent
45:00 <Bastardly_One> no Maurice ... kgo!
45:00 <Serenity> the lines drawn where ever the fuck i want it
45:00 <Serenity> and you're pushing it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> normal banter is calling you a shit eating little monkey 
45:00 <Serenity> yuuuuum
45:00 <beehhh> i heard women in greenland are warmth in heart
45:00 <Maurice> I want to eat the entire block
46:00 <Serenity> do it
46:00 <Bastardly_One> is it cadbury or the old gold?
46:00 <beehhh> hope they serve me a beer
46:00 <Bonny> awww I want some
46:00 <Maurice> And to make it even better, it's squidgy
46:00 <Maurice> Cadbury of course
46:00 <Bastardly_One> club or the old gold are the hardcore stuff
46:00 <Maurice> There's no other kind
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the pussy stuff
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but still yummo
46:00 <Serenity> i love mint chocolate so effing much
46:00 <beehhh> i'd get ports and fried prawn if its -something outside
46:00 <Maurice> Same
46:00 <Maurice> And aeros
46:00 <Maurice> Nom
47:00 <Skirmish> Ethan is a big mint flavour fan. 
47:00 <Saemon> anyway back to what i was discussing
47:00 <Saemon> <Skirmish> Saemon: why will aliens want to know about the holocaust? 
47:00 <Saemon> well
47:00 <Serenity> pauls mum got a box of mint freddos from the seconds factory in vic
47:00 <Serenity> A WHOLE BOX
47:00 <Maurice> :o
47:00 <Saemon> when you meet a new species for the first time and u learn about them
47:00 <beehhh> port can make you warm
47:00 <Maurice> I love the strawberry freddos
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't get them in the shops anymore I don't think
47:00 <Serenity> yes you can
47:00 <Bastardly_One> same ... like it's the best strawberry ever ever
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not seen them for a year or more
47:00 <Saemon> wont u want to know a about why they choose to deliberately kill like an entire population of thier own kind Skirmish?
47:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: If you don't look in the mirror and hate what you see, then you're not being honest with yourself. 
47:00 <Maurice> Mum got a whole box of mint flakes from groceryrun
48:00 <Maurice> They were the bomb
48:00 <beehhh> i could cook a rabbit stew recipe or a turkey
48:00 <Bonny> lol Skirmish
48:00 <Serenity> i had a choc milk oak the other day
48:00 <Serenity> tasted ok but gave me a tummy ache
48:00 <Serenity> choc mint*
48:00 <Saemon> Skirmish, who said i dont hate what i see?
48:00 <Maurice> I haven't tried any oaks yet
48:00 <Maurice> I stick to the chills
48:00 <Saemon> thats why i rarely barely look into mirrors
48:00 <Serenity> its so thick
48:00 <Bastardly_One> choc mint would be super intense in Oak wouldn't it?
48:00 <Serenity> like baby formula =/
49:00 <Serenity> wasnt too bad
49:00 <Serenity> but boy did i have a tummy ache
49:00 <beehhh> Austria has best vinaries in europe
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the choc by itself is enough to give you a fix for a while
49:00 <Bonny> too much of a good thing.. :)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, not the kind of flavoured milk you drink fast
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> cupcakes - never
49:00 <Serenity> ive been craving milk lately Maurice =/
49:00 <Bastardly_One> all Oak seems like that
49:00 <Maurice> This concerns me
50:00 <Serenity> me too
50:00 <Bonny> are you preggers, Serenity? lol
50:00 <Maurice> I got up a few times last night for a drink of milk, realised this morning I drank nearly half a 3ltr
50:00 <Serenity> better bloody not be
50:00 <Maurice> I can no longer blame the kids :/
50:00 <Bonny> lol
50:00 <beehhh> like a big nation bullying the small ones
50:00 <Serenity> but no i dont believe i am haha
50:00 <Saemon> damn
50:00 <Saemon> whenever i drink milk i get gas and stuff
50:00 <Saemon> i think im lactose intolerant
51:00 <Maurice> Why is that thing still talking like people care
51:00 <Bonny> farting makes you lactose intolerant? lol
51:00 <Saemon> well, it literally only happens like alot 
51:00 <Saemon> right after whenever i drink milk
51:00 <Bonny> I fart everyday
51:00 <beehhh> I have a mask
51:00 <Bonny> lol
51:00 <Saemon> yeah but not like nonstop and bloated tummy
52:00 <Saemon> and abit of dirrahea
52:00 <Bonny> yup non stop etc
52:00 <Bonny> yup
52:00 <Bonny> same
52:00 <Maurice> https://thedailydigi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ALOT6.png
52:00 <Maurice> Alot is fake
52:00 <Saemon> well then you should get yourself checked out Bonny
52:00 <Serenity> literally no one cares about what your disgusting body does
52:00 <Skirmish> Farts were only ever funny when you were sitting on those plastic chairs in high school in the hall doing exams when it was dead quiet. 
52:00 <Bonny> not really
52:00 <Skirmish> bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrp. 
52:00 <Saemon> in case your like me
52:00 <Bonny> I hate hard shit
53:00 <beehhh> more crazy folks in the western part are addicted to drug ice
53:00 <Saemon> liquid shit gives a burning heat sensation to my rectum
53:00 <Bonny> not me
53:00 <Bonny> mine*
53:00 <beehhh> they sure get mint choc
54:00 <Saemon> stink bombs are funny
54:00 <Skirmish> http://www.historyplace.com/worldhistory/genocide/stalin.htm   <------------- There you go Saemon. Go read that and ponder what the aliens might think of us when they make contact. Get back to us tomorrow with your thoughts. 
54:00 <Saemon> used to let it go underneath a crowded bus seat all the time
54:00 <beehhh> I let her go
55:00 <Saemon> skirmz i think the aliens would hate us after reading all this about us
55:00 <Skirmish> By stink bomb ... you mean a rolled up pair of worn undies don't you Saemon? We've seen your bed mate ... we know. 
55:00 <Saemon> and would want to exterminate us
56:00 <Saemon> they wont feel safe and would think we were an evil hostile species
56:00 <beehhh> Skirmish could have lectured some some yakka blokes on the work site in newcatle instead he choose to being a advisor over here
56:00 <Saemon> no by stink bomb i mean those silver plastic packets wich u step on, wich crushes this soft thing inside it, and it bloats up with air until it bursts open
57:00 <Skirmish> What does that even mean? 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> which post?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I have my babelfish on
57:00 <Bastardly_One> depends which tard you mean
57:00 <Skirmish> I'd rather not know if it means I have to sit here reading you try and explain it to me. 
57:00 <Skirmish> Thanks anyway. 
58:00 <beehhh> same like scott mirrisson from immigration to social minister
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... if you mean beehhh read it about 3 times but slow
58:00 <Saemon> lol ^
58:00 <Saemon> love how u own him Skirmish
58:00 <Saemon> he always seems to try to ally with you
59:00 <Saemon> omg Bastardly_One
59:00 <Saemon> have u heard about the seth rollins nude pic leaks?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up imbecile
59:00 <Saemon> his schlong aint that impressive lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> only you would care
59:00 <beehhh> end of the day we're all a prisoner at our own device or destiny
59:00 <Saemon> ummmm, duh?
00:00 <Saemon> dont act like you didnt know that WWE is like a religion to me'
00:00 <Saemon> of course i would care.
00:00 <Serenity> 11pm at night and i think finally my migraine is subsiding
00:00 <beehhh> someone must have aspirin then
01:00 <slinky_J> man Joseph Gordon-Levitt is really starting to look like Heath Ledger
01:00 <beehhh> goodle 'batman spoof'
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> what did you take for it serenity?
02:00 <beehhh> valiums
02:00 <Serenity> ive been taking codeine but it didnt do anything, once it goes past a certain point i just have to ride it out
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh! You can get a spray
03:00 <Serenity> sometimes i get warning other times it just comes out of nowhere
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> my friend gets really bad migraines and she has this awesome spray
03:00 <Serenity> do you know what its called?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll ask… perscription
03:00 <beehhh> neurophen
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> but she gets the whole blind thing happening
04:00 <Serenity> oh yeah i get that in my right eye
04:00 <beehhh> i use a blender
04:00 <Saemon> wth
04:00 <Serenity> today half my face was all fucked up
04:00 <Saemon> how so?
04:00 <Skirmish> http://www.ldwest.com/    <----- Would take a bit to get used to but I reckon I am going to consider one of these. 
04:00 <Serenity> looks like ive had a stroke lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol far out
04:00 <Saemon> was it like numb and hard to move?
05:00 <Saemon> u should really get it checked out.....could lead to an eventual stroke 
05:00 <beehhh> dont blame me if your hugryjacks voucher's gone missing
05:00 <Saemon> have u got high blood pressure or something?
05:00 <Serenity> . its common for migraines you twat
05:00 <Serenity> no.
05:00 <Serenity> ask your friend if its ZOMIG kate
05:00 <Skirmish> Why are we tolerating Saemon? It's not like anyone is on the fence and hasn't decided if he's a complete tosser or not. 
05:00 <Serenity> yes im googling haha
06:00 <beehhh> 50cent was shot several times
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i will :D remind me tho… i'll see her next week
06:00 <Serenity> im considering getting my IUD back in. i didnt have anywhere near as many migraines when i had it
07:00 <Skirmish> Is it common to have hormonal triggers? 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
07:00 <Skirmish> There you go. learn something new every day. 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> night peeps
08:00 <Saemon> whats an IUD?
09:00 <Skirmish> What your mother should have had when she was fooling around with your dad. 
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <Saemon> is that an attempt to bait and stir me?
09:00 <Saemon> my mother is a whore anyway
09:00 <Saemon> so go ahead
10:00 <Skirmish> No it's a clear and concise statement. 
10:00 <Saemon> i have no love for her
10:00 <Serenity> good call
10:00 <Bonny> :)
10:00 <Serenity> ive been trying so hard not to ban him
10:00 <Serenity> lol
10:00 <Bonny> lol
10:00 <beehhh> wichat is cool easy to find hooker
10:00 <Saemon> she pretty much abandoned me
11:00 <Saemon> when i was growing up
11:00 <Serenity> we dont need your life story
11:00 <Saemon> all i knew was a childhood of neglect
11:00 <Serenity> we all know the best part of you dribbled down her leg
11:00 <Saemon> lol
11:00 <Saemon> thats so mean, but funny
11:00 <beehhh> How could captaint's pick be such sexist
12:00 <Saemon> well i just wanted you guys to know
12:00 <Saemon> if yous think im weird or watever
12:00 <Saemon> theres a reason for it
12:00 <Saemon> i wasnt raised right
12:00 <Skirmish> For the first half of his teen years, Saemon thought he was a teenage mutant ninja turtle. His foster mother explained that his mother had attempted to flush a used tampon down a public toilet that a creepy old guy had previously jerked off into. This resulted in Saemon hatching in the sewers. He later went on to realise that Bastardly_One is his father. The end. 
13:00 <Bonny> rofl
13:00 <Saemon> LOL
13:00 <Saemon> if Bastardly_One is my father
13:00 <Saemon> then im gona be guilty of patricide.
13:00 <Bonny> we've all had shit in our lives.. doesn't make us self righteous like you
14:00 <Saemon> im self righteous?
14:00 <Saemon> how so?
14:00 <Bonny> yup
14:00 <Saemon> explain
14:00 <Bonny> it's all about you
14:00 <Bonny> poor me etc etc
14:00 <Saemon> i guess thats because my parents never gave me any attention
14:00 <Serenity> boo fucking hoo
15:00 <beehhh> But the others get to drive there first whose never droven before in their entire life hmm nevermind
15:00 <Serenity> you're an adult now get a grip
15:00 <Saemon> i know
15:00 <Saemon> but we all have that sad inner child in us 
15:00 <Bonny> I never got attention as a child as my parents worked 7 days a week
15:00 <Saemon> but they worked to provide for you though, right?
16:00 <Saemon> so you knew that they loved you
16:00 <Bonny> can I ban him?
16:00 <Saemon> what?
16:00 <Saemon> i thought we were just chatting
16:00 <Serenity> yep
16:00 <Saemon> why am i getting banned?
16:00 <beehhh> so I get it nothing is balanced same goes of this thought of imbalancement
17:00 <Serenity> I still cannot quite work out if he is for real
17:00 <Serenity> or just trolling
17:00 <Bonny> lol
17:00 <Bonny> it's only a 1 hour ban
17:00 <Serenity> and the pm begins lol
17:00 <Bonny> he pmed you already? lol
18:00 <Serenity> yep lol
18:00 <Bonny> lol
18:00 <Bonny> I don't know what's worse the pm or the poor me shit in channel
19:00 <Serenity> WHY ARE YOU ALLOWING THIS SERENITY
19:00 <Serenity> lol fuck
19:00 <Bonny> hahaha
19:00 <Maurice> Coz hes a fucking loser
19:00 <simba> he hasnt even been around 4 months
19:00 <Bonny> well I did ask for permission
19:00 <simba> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/10960190_1388781864767188_5588622550447975580_o.jpg
20:00 <beehhh> korn kob kimba kun
21:00 <Serenity> god i hate it when they beg
22:00 <Bonny> yup
22:00 <Bonny> when they assume authority
22:00 <Skirmish> At least he's not abusing you for not doing your job like other users. 
23:00 <Serenity> hes trying to use those rules against me lol
23:00 <Bonny> yeah lol
24:00 <Bonny> it's only a 1 hour ban
24:00 <PunkyBrewster> just have a fuckin taco aye
24:00 <beehhh> chat is killing my precious time
24:00 <beehhh> rather follow them ufos
24:00 <Bonny> lol
25:00 <Bonny> :)
25:00 <Skirmish> 9th March! You would think a calendar of 'important dates' would be a lot easier to find. 
31:00 <Serenity> whats on the 9th of march for you
31:00 <Skirmish> Uni starts at Swineburn
31:00 <Serenity> ooohh
33:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10996118_717683125019474_742004230662810137_n.jpg?oh=088a1b22707766baabcf212935974e68&oe=555B2233
37:00 <Serenity> lilys birthday is the 9th
38:00 <Skirmish> I am still adjusting to Ethan being 14 now. 
39:00 <Skirmish> On that note ... taking myself to bed. 
39:00 <Serenity> night
41:00 <Bonny> night
41:00 <Bonny> I think I'll have an early one myself.. :)
41:00 <Bonny> night night
42:00 <Serenity> night night
42:00 <Bastardly_One> night 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> habits is one B not two
43:00 <Bastardly_One> on the Pieter line in the rules
43:00 <Serenity> no shit
43:00 <Serenity> i didnt write it
43:00 <Serenity> that page is like 10 years old
47:00 <Serenity> fucking hell saemon can go on
48:00 <Maurice> Hes a dropkick
49:00 <Serenity> 'ops reserve the right to ban saemon whenever they want'
49:00 <Serenity> haha
52:00 <Serenity> ok im going to bed night all
57:00 <Bastardly_One> night Serenity
58:00 <PunkyBrewster> hi james
05:00 <slinky_J> cool part of movie and media stops :/
07:00 <Bastardly_One> awwww
11:00 <slinky_J> :P
11:00 <slinky_J> all good
11:00 <slinky_J> watchin sin city 2 :P
14:00 <slinky_J> eva green just loves gettin her tits out
42:00 <PunkyBrewster> I journey into the spirit world with bear on my vision quest to connect with fellow irc users
42:00 <PunkyBrewster> hi ask?
42:00 <PunkyBrewster> asl?
47:00 <aam> Soup
51:00 <aam> Soup still
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
47:00 <PunkyBrewster> Punky Brewster !!!!!!
49:00 <Skirmish> I heard .... that Punky Brewster has a stinky Taco. 
05:00 <amsy> :o
08:00 <Serenity> OH FFS
11:00 <Serenity> woo
11:00 <PunkyBrewster> hold up ill find some child birthing vids
11:00 <PunkyBrewster> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
11:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hanson - MMMBop Views: 28,803,280   Uploaded:  Oct 6, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 54 Seconds 
12:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <Fall> LOWL
16:00 <PunkyBrewster> I wonder how many non-gay dudes fapped to that vid anyway
17:00 <PunkyBrewster> Prob alot
19:00 <Serenity> apparently theres a lot of male Hanson fan
22:00 <PunkyBrewster> it makes me feel happy deep inside
25:00 <PunkyBrewster> They all look like big dicks these days
25:00 <PunkyBrewster> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/Hanson_2013.jpg
46:00 <goddess_of_cake> Peeps n' freaks 
46:00 <PunkyBrewster> make sure u throw a tantrum 2 day
46:00 <PunkyBrewster> i mean hi
47:00 <goddess_of_cake> Ha! Make sure you continue to be a cunt
47:00 <goddess_of_cake> I mean heyyyy! Sup
47:00 <PunkyBrewster> ur just jealous my cunt gets laid
48:00 <goddess_of_cake> Jealous, hardly
49:00 <PunkyBrewster> so 2nite is karaoke but i dun fink i can do eeet
49:00 <PunkyBrewster> 2 tired aye
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> Aww didums!
25:00 <PunkyBrewster> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_1nZZrv8aU
25:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Solo (Australian ad) 1984 Views: 15,879   Uploaded:  Jun 3, 2010 Duration: 0 Minutes 30 Seconds 
27:00 <christopher> hi
42:00 <British^Meat> oh my
49:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmm deep quit msg, very poignant, the best kind
56:00 <Skirmish> Ok, so Valentines day is coming up so if you're in love with me it's time to speak up.
56:00 <British^Meat> lol
57:00 <British^Meat> that day and xmas were the only times id ask a girl out
57:00 <Serenity> ive already told you our love isnt allowed
57:00 <British^Meat> always zero results
57:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
57:00 <goddess_of_cake> I want roses!
57:00 <goddess_of_cake> The non chocolate variety !
58:00 <Serenity> i want tulips
58:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
58:00 <Serenity> and chocolate
58:00 <goddess_of_cake> Seriously, I've brought heaps of guys roses over the years...
59:00 <goddess_of_cake> And yeah, I've got some back 
59:00 <Serenity> i havent celebrated v-day in about 10 years lol
59:00 <British^Meat> r u currently courting?
59:00 <goddess_of_cake> Naw 
59:00 <Skirmish> I refuse to participate in valentines day. 
59:00 <Skirmish> I shall not be dictated to as to when I should spent money on my lovers. 
59:00 <goddess_of_cake> The husband used to buy roses for v day
59:00 <PunkyBrewster> Skirmish, damn straight
59:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol trew
59:00 <PunkyBrewster> no hotels 4 fat bitches
00:00 <British^Meat> so xmas and easter out the window too?
00:00 <Serenity> yeah id actually prefer the flowers n shit on a random day
00:00 <Skirmish> PunkyBrewster: No. Just hotels for fat bitches on any other day than valentines day. 
00:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yeah, good point! 
00:00 <PunkyBrewster> ur mad
00:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yay skirmish !
00:00 <Skirmish> I gave Kayla $300 to spend today with her friends. That should keep me out of trouble for a while. 
00:00 <PunkyBrewster> im calling the mental health access team
00:00 <goddess_of_cake> Supporting fattehs since the 90's!
01:00 <PunkyBrewster> concern 4 welfare
01:00 <PunkyBrewster> exploited by fat bitches
01:00 <goddess_of_cake> It's the acute care team PunkyBrewster 
01:00 <Skirmish> I think you're not understanding the context of curvacious PunkyBrewster. 
01:00 <goddess_of_cake> St Vincent's! 
01:00 <Skirmish> I'm not rolling around with women that feel like an oiled up jumping castle. 
02:00 <Serenity> pieter said hes calling dcp on me because im on irc during the day
02:00 <Skirmish> LOL 
02:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol!
02:00 <goddess_of_cake> Even if you were Skirmish  - your choice. Fat bitches rock!
02:00 <Serenity> apparently thye will be very concerned about the level of neglect
02:00 <PunkyBrewster> u guiz shud just fuk
02:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oh gawd.... Let him. 
03:00 <goddess_of_cake> Who?
03:00 <PunkyBrewster> kate & Skirmish 
03:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oh, maybe we already have ;)
03:00 <PunkyBrewster> yuck
03:00 <Serenity> kates a babe tho
03:00 <goddess_of_cake> Totes!
04:00 <goddess_of_cake> And so are you Serenity !
04:00 <Serenity> aww shucks
04:00 <goddess_of_cake> My hair is gonna look so predy!
05:00 <Serenity> im straightening mine right now
05:00 <dingdongdonkey> :]
05:00 <slinky_J> your penis?
05:00 <PunkyBrewster> Hi TheMayo, sup?
05:00 <slinky_J> hot
05:00 <goddess_of_cake> Same - well the hairdresser is
05:00 <Serenity> oh this is where im meant to do my job
05:00 <dingdongdonkey> Yeah i'm TheMayo cause people say so... yeah yeah yeah
06:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol! Love it!
06:00 <goddess_of_cake> Restoring order to ze room !
06:00 <Serenity> i dont think its much to ask for people to be pleasant humans
06:00 <Serenity> i really dont
06:00 <slinky_J> true
06:00 <PunkyBrewster> dingdongdonkey, r u rly dat dum aye?
07:00 <Bonny> the keyword is human
08:00 <PunkyBrewster> lel
08:00 <Bonny> awww I missed it
08:00 <Serenity> why they do this
08:00 <PunkyBrewster> y knot?
08:00 <Serenity> that nick flooded chrises details a couple mornings ago
08:00 <Bonny> what did they do?
08:00 <Serenity> its mayo
08:00 <Bonny> ahh ok
09:00 <Bonny> that explains it all
09:00 <Serenity> i just did my eyebrows pretty sure big foot has less hair on his face than i just had
10:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
10:00 <YouBloodyDingDong> :P~
10:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oh I have to go get mine done too
10:00 <goddess_of_cake> Thanks for ze reminder 
11:00 <Serenity> i was gonna do mine yesterday but i had a migraine so that wouldnt have gone down too well
12:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
13:00 <YouBloodyDingDong> ?
14:00 <PunkyBrewster> aww yea my penis gets more erect etc.
14:00 <Saemon> hello room
15:00 <greenlazr> http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/61526main_image_feature_189_jwfull.jpg
15:00 <greenlazr> oh yeah
15:00 <PunkyBrewster> my wat a big shaft u have
16:00 <greenlazr> all the better to something something
16:00 <goddess_of_cake> Fat shaft FTW!
18:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yeah... You need to be paid to do this serenity lol
18:00 <Serenity> they wouldnt be able to pay enough
18:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol!
21:00 <trainkiller> How is your day going Sarah?
25:00 <Serenity> DemonsRun!
25:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity!
26:00 <LocalShops> Sarah, Are you that loud mouth trashy bitch at the shops who yells out abuse from a distance?
27:00 <British^Meat> :) irc just breaks ppl 
27:00 <Serenity> sure does its weird
28:00 <goddess_of_cake> Mental breakdown over IRC = winning :p 
28:00 <PunkyBrewster> Serenity, just remember Lwaxana & BlackDevil do not care.
28:00 <PunkyBrewster> its a channel issue 4 u
28:00 <British^Meat> indeed, the commitment it takes to get so mad at someone you'll never meet, then come in proxy under proxy to type one line of lame abuse before its ignored and youre banned
28:00 <Serenity> oh i know they dont care haha
28:00 <British^Meat> lol, i love it
28:00 <Serenity> how many of you have had FACEBOOK groups started because of the rage you cause on irc
28:00 <Serenity> heyy
28:00 <Serenity> hahah
28:00 <Skirmish> http://i.imgur.com/FMWMVGg.png
28:00 <Skirmish> lol
29:00 <Serenity> fucking maverick im gonna kill him where is he
29:00 <PunkyBrewster> Serenity, its nice making ppl so angry they post shit on facebook
29:00 <goddess_of_cake> Well I'm off to get the nails done- hair is so predy! Later y'all 
29:00 <Saemon> lol i'll join u Serenity
29:00 <slinky_J> LOL dont talk to her she'll just ban you.
29:00 <slinky_J> ffs
29:00 <slinky_J> learn a lesson
30:00 <Saemon> who you talkin to slinks?
30:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking wifi
30:00 <Serenity> its hilarious PunkyBrewster
31:00 <Serenity> it kind of makes me tingle in special places knowing i effect someone so bad
31:00 <Saemon> thats like troll talk
31:00 <Saemon> see, everyone has troll qualities in them
31:00 <Serenity> why is it troll talk
31:00 <PunkyBrewster> Serenity, imagine wat their friends fink
32:00 <Serenity> ooo now hes pasting me things ive said
32:00 <Serenity> lol!
32:00 <Saemon> trolls rile ppl ip on purpose because they like it as it is hilarious for them
32:00 <PunkyBrewster> Pieter is that guy that old school friends lookup whenever they're feeling down, to make them feel better about themselves
32:00 <Saemon> it makes them feel good that they effect people that bad
33:00 <Serenity> rofl PunkyBrewster
33:00 <Ana_Ng>  affect 
33:00 <Serenity> no one cares ana
33:00 <Saemon> <@Serenity> it kind of makes me tingle in special places knowing i effect someone so bad
33:00 <Ana_Ng> words. learn them. 
34:00 <Saemon> i was just merely following what Serenity typed Ana_Ng
34:00 <Serenity> saemon are you trying to say i stir people on purpose?
34:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck up ana
34:00 <Saemon> no Serenity
34:00 <Serenity> human, learn to me one Ana_Ng
34:00 <Serenity> be*
34:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
34:00 <DemonsRun> What spelling woman.
34:00 <Saemon> my point is, everyone has the capability to enjoy these things that trolls take pleasure in
34:00 <Serenity> im trying to do three things at once here leave me alone
34:00 <DemonsRun> Nowai I wanna pick on you 
35:00 <Serenity> promise ;)
35:00 <PunkyBrewster> what do trolls take pleasure in?
35:00 <DemonsRun> Promise. I'll even poke you bb
35:00 <Saemon> riling ppl up
35:00 <Skirmish> I enjoy Ana_Ng's self imposed sense of superiority. It amuses me. 
35:00 <Saemon> seeing their reactions
35:00 <Serenity> brb
35:00 <PunkyBrewster> oh
35:00 <Saemon> and finding it hilarious
35:00 <PunkyBrewster> whats ur phone no Saemon?
35:00 <DemonsRun> Mostly when someone says a bad word about the US Skirmish 
35:00 <PunkyBrewster> i wanna c if this is tru
35:00 <Saemon> enjoying that the have been affected so much
35:00 <Saemon> i dont own a phone PunkyBrewster
35:00 <PunkyBrewster> o rite
36:00 <PunkyBrewster> why?
36:00 <Saemon> no need for it
36:00 <Skirmish> I don't get why she slums it here with us aussies. 
36:00 <DemonsRun> Neither do I.
36:00 <DemonsRun> Since we're beneath her
36:00 <Saemon> who you talkin about?
36:00 <PunkyBrewster> Skirmish, its winter in alaska rite now. What would u do in an alaskan winter?
36:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng?
36:00 <DemonsRun> Talking about Ana_Ng 
36:00 <Saemon> what ethnicity is Ana_Ng?
37:00 <PunkyBrewster> She is white
37:00 <Saemon> but Skirmish said that like as if she isnt aussie
37:00 <slinky_J> caucasian?
37:00 <Saemon> so what is she then? canadian?
37:00 <DemonsRun> She's not Aussie.
37:00 <slinky_J> that's nationality
37:00 <Saemon> if shes not aussie, then what is she?
37:00 <slinky_J> American
37:00 <Saemon> i see
38:00 <Ana_Ng> the point is, people learn by reading. one person typed it wrong, and it was repeated 
38:00 <DemonsRun> Oh who gives a Fuck.
39:00 <DemonsRun> Seriously.
39:00 <Ana_Ng> if you want personally attack the person making it right, perhaps you need professional help 
39:00 <DemonsRun> If you feel the need to attack people who spell things wrong, you are in fact the one who needs help.
40:00 <Ana_Ng> where is the attack
40:00 <Ana_Ng> i fixed the word
40:00 <DemonsRun> Okay, not so much an attack, but to correct it.
40:00 <DemonsRun> Is pointless.
40:00 <Ana_Ng> no attack
40:00 <Serenity> DemonsRun let her go lol it gives her this weird satisfaction that shes better than us
40:00 <Serenity> if thats what keeps her labia moist let her go
41:00 <Ana_Ng> how is correcting an attack? get some self esteem 
41:00 <DemonsRun> Again. I said not so much an attack.
41:00 <Saemon> why isn't Ana_Ng banned?
41:00 <Saemon> last night i was banned for less.
41:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng clearly aggrevates you both
42:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't care if you are dead tomorrow, i care that people communicate 
42:00 <DemonsRun> That's okay. I'm sure we'd all throw a party if you carked it.
43:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a sad commentary that educated people don't know their own language
43:00 <slinky_J> online chat
43:00 <slinky_J> what's the point
43:00 <Ana_Ng> effect/affect isn't a typo; it's laziness 
43:00 <PunkyBrewster> where are online chats?
44:00 <Ana_Ng> because people don't turn it off when it really matters
44:00 <DemonsRun> Does it make you hot? 
44:00 <DemonsRun> Does is make you Randy? 
44:00 <DemonsRun> To correct some Fucking spelling?
45:00 <Ana_Ng> i have worked on yearlong reports that cost $50,000+
45:00 <PunkyBrewster> Ana_Ng, u no i lik u
45:00 <Ana_Ng> guess what - people fuck up effect/affect there too
45:00 <British^Meat> why u chicks going so crazy?
45:00 <Ana_Ng> punkereer
47:00 <Sponge> looks like the jews have take down piratebay and kickass  torrent sites
47:00 <Sponge> anyone know ofa  site the jews haven't struck yet?
47:00 <British^Meat> ugh
48:00 <dragen> kickass still works for me
48:00 <Sponge> oh really
48:00 <Ana_Ng> great channel 
49:00 <PunkyBrewster> 16»25» incognito.ca.us.austnet.org message of the day
49:00 <PunkyBrewster> 16»25» -    = RULES =
49:00 <PunkyBrewster> 16»25» -    Users are not allowed to promote, encourage or aid in
49:00 <PunkyBrewster> 16»25» -    harrassment, file distribution (including, but not limited
49:00 <PunkyBrewster> 16»25» -    to, warez, xdcc, fdcc
49:00 <Serenity> why do i always get saturated when i do the dishes
49:00 <Sponge> hahaha
50:00 <Saemon> do you wash it like an epileptic?
50:00 <Sponge> people used to file distribute over irc
50:00 <Sponge> iforgot all about that
50:00 <Serenity> thats all irc used to be
50:00 <Serenity> er
50:00 <Sponge> yeah
50:00 <Serenity> austnet*
50:00 <Serenity> warez n shit
50:00 <Sponge> xdcc send #
51:00 <PunkyBrewster> dragen, can i link ur facebook 2 ppl now?
51:00 <Serenity> im not sure thats a good idea
51:00 <PunkyBrewster> probs not aye, just saying opers are above their own rules
52:00 <PunkyBrewster> why do we even have any rules if authority only selectively care about them?
52:00 <Ana_Ng> ok lovies
52:00 <PunkyBrewster> "Opers z-line people they don't like" <-- a more honest rule
52:00 <Serenity> certain opers do anyway
52:00 <Serenity> and give out private info willy nilly
55:00 <Skirmish> http://pastebin.com/C3saKsUu   <-------- Pieter talking about cyber bullies, by being a cyber bully. 
56:00 <PunkyBrewster> Yea, BD once gave my IP to #cats for god knows what reason. Thankfully I use a shell with pretty significant DDoS protection. Yet I ask for the IP of an open proxy, so I can determine what exploit they're using and recommend how the problem can be solved, and nope, thats not allowed.
56:00 <PunkyBrewster> AustNet is the best.
59:00 <Serenity> thanks for posting pretty much all my deets Skirmish.
00:00 <PunkyBrewster> omg zline him! :D
01:00 <Serenity> all that post of pieters is saying to me is 'omg im jealous that people talk to serenity and call me a meth head' wah wah wah make the big meany go away and everyone will like me
01:00 <Serenity> its not even my name anyway lol
05:00 <PunkyBrewster> u no using a fake name is the most severe facebook offense
06:00 <PunkyBrewster> even more so than posting pictures of nipple
06:00 <PunkyBrewster> graphic images and images depicting violence are ok tho
06:00 <PunkyBrewster> just as long as its not violence towards a nipple
06:00 <PunkyBrewster> also, mark zuckerberg isnt gay
11:00 <British^Meat> nerdygirl, star wars or star trek?
11:00 <nerdygirl> star trek 
11:00 <Serenity> winner!
11:00 <British^Meat> hmmmm
11:00 <British^Meat> next gen or orig?
12:00 <slinky_J> DSP, voyager
12:00 <British^Meat> seems she cant make her mind up
12:00 <PunkyBrewster> 7/9
12:00 <Serenity> aha
12:00 <British^Meat> but id have said next gen
13:00 <Serenity> TNG
13:00 <Serenity> yes!
13:00 <British^Meat> the old ones just dont really hold up these days
13:00 <slinky_J> Voyager is teh best
13:00 <Serenity> lets face it shatner is pretty fucking awful
13:00 <British^Meat> lol totes
13:00 <British^Meat> im more of a SW fan TBH, but i dont mind me some trek
13:00 <Serenity> im not into sw
13:00 <British^Meat> old movies were great, find it hard to watch the series
13:00 <Serenity> dunno why just never grabbed me
14:00 <Serenity> i never minded voyager though
14:00 <Serenity> i like the woman
15:00 <Serenity> and 7 of 9 was hot
15:00 <Loof> mmm
15:00 <British^Meat> fuk yeh
15:00 <Loof> i liked em all except the original series
15:00 <British^Meat> and the one in enterprise, i really enjoyed that one
15:00 <British^Meat> shame it didnt last
15:00 <Serenity> i used to have a TNG enterprise model
15:00 <Loof> nice
16:00 <slinky_J> best episode of star trek is when the guy in charge of DS9 goes back in time to an original episode
16:00 <slinky_J> of the original series*
16:00 <Serenity> my all time fave st character is Q
17:00 <British^Meat> yer? he was totally annoying
17:00 <Serenity> oh i love him haha
17:00 <Loof> same
17:00 <Loof> and data
18:00 <slinky_J> Q?
18:00 <Loof> first six seasons of tng are out on blue ray now vagisil was telling me
19:00 <Serenity> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_%28Star_Trek%29
19:00 <PunkyBrewster> Serenity, i jerked 2 7/9 many times
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <PunkyBrewster> coincidently, I score her 7 out of 9
20:00 <slinky_J> that's who I thouoght you meant
20:00 <slinky_J> ehe was afraid to say
21:00 <Loof> dax in ds9 was hot as fuck too
22:00 <slinky_J> latest star trek film rocked
22:00 <slinky_J> dax was mmm
22:00 <Skirmish> This group is used to prove to all those trouble making abused kids who decide that power is attacking individuals / groups of people from behind a computer mopnitor --- Becoming the next Ninja Keyboard Warrior makes Bullies the GANGSTAS OF THE INTERNOODLE ..... 
22:00 <Skirmish> FIGHT DA POWER! *raises fist*
23:00 <PunkyBrewster> fite 4 ur rite !!!!
23:00 <slinky_J> fifa!
23:00 <PunkyBrewster> ole !!!!
24:00 <Loof> guess i'd better entertain this child bbl
32:00 <slinky_J> I want a pet monkey
33:00 <PunkyBrewster> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114069/
37:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-a-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/10989130_10152738967287807_503577900924260304_n.jpg?oh=76793bb3f96abb5147682ea078a3722e&oe=55956582
37:00 <slinky_J> eh
40:00 <PunkyBrewster> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsvQuJmASSk
40:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Trey Parker Matt Stone Acid at Oscars Views: 927,754   Uploaded: Published on Jan 10, 2013 Duration: 2 Minutes 27 Seconds 
41:00 <Serenity> i love those two
47:00 <Serenity> now im gonna get stuck watching try and matt vids
47:00 <Serenity> trey
47:00 <PunkyBrewster> yw
48:00 <Serenity> lol ahhh cannable the musical
48:00 <Serenity> cannible?
48:00 <Serenity> cannibal
51:00 <Digerati> oh baby baby, it's a wild world, and it's hard to get by just upon a smile girl
51:00 <Digerati> lalala
51:00 <Digerati> baby i love you
51:00 <Digerati> cat stevens :)
51:00 <PunkyBrewster> Serenity, ur in like sin, ask for Digerati's number
52:00 <Digerati> i'll always remember you like a child girl
52:00 <Digerati> she's only 22 man
52:00 <Digerati> my daughter is 23 :) rofl
52:00 <Digerati> to me she is still a child :) haha
53:00 <Digerati> maybe in my next life eh Serenity ? :)
53:00 <Digerati> ;) hehe
53:00 <Serenity> not a hope in hell
53:00 <Digerati> they got some fine love songs
53:00 <Digerati> oh, not even if i am a millionaire and sexy as brad pitt ?
53:00 <Digerati> :)
54:00 <Digerati> next life meaning, my reincarnation Serenity
54:00 <Digerati> millionaire and sexy like brad pitt :)
54:00 <Digerati> who's your sexiest actor Serenity ?
55:00 <Digerati> i think james franco is a bit of a whore :) would love to bdsm him like a dog
57:00 <Serenity> not really into actors and what not tbh
58:00 <Serenity> dont have any faves
58:00 <slinky_J> jizz
58:00 <slinky_J> yer nshit
58:00 <PunkyBrewster> I have a whole cast of favourite actors known as "The Australian Government"
59:00 <slinky_J> that's any government
59:00 <PunkyBrewster> Yea but Australian Federal is my fav
59:00 <PunkyBrewster> did abbott stop the boats anyway?
00:00 <PunkyBrewster> I haven't been paying attention but I'm guessing no
02:00 <slinky_J> meh
07:00 <Cath^> um hi
34:00 <slinky_J> eeeeeheheheheheeee
46:00 <Weslov> ShadowLurker
46:00 <Serenity> i cna assure you he doesnt care
46:00 <[Maverick]> he wouldn't have the time of day for you 
46:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
46:00 <ShadowLurker> i gave you a fucking thrashing
46:00 <goddess_of_cake> Sexual healing?
46:00 <ShadowLurker> wether it sticks or not i odnt really care
46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing.mp3 (3.81MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:09)
46:00 <Doodle> yee
46:00 <[Maverick]> give you sexual healing goddess_of_cake
46:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yew!
46:00 <Weslov> ......u told me how to improve, how to acheive my goals by doing small bits at a time ShadowLurker
46:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oh my!
46:00 <ShadowLurker> abd
46:00 <ShadowLurker> and.
46:00 <Weslov> ShadowLurker
46:00 <Serenity> i cna assure you he doesnt care
46:00 <[Maverick]> he wouldn't have the time of day for you 
46:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
46:00 <ShadowLurker> i gave you a fucking thrashing
46:00 <goddess_of_cake> Sexual healing?
46:00 <ShadowLurker> wether it sticks or not i odnt really care
46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing.mp3 (3.81MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:09)
46:00 <Doodle> yee
46:00 <[Maverick]> give you sexual healing goddess_of_cake
46:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yew!
46:00 <Weslov> ......u told me how to improve, how to acheive my goals by doing small bits at a time ShadowLurker
46:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oh my!
46:00 <ShadowLurker> abd
46:00 <ShadowLurker> and.
47:00 <zaim> eeeeeheheheheheeee
47:00 <goddess_of_cake> He is still here 
47:00 <Weslov> and im grateful for it
47:00 <ShadowLurker> good for you
47:00 <Weslov> and i want to thank you
47:00 <goddess_of_cake> So the motivational chat did fuck all
47:00 <Weslov> you're a good person
47:00 <Serenity> i want this headache to fuck off
47:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10685439_825760307496577_4690410591570206934_n.jpg?oh=1adc41a84e2329db0f85e968cb0aeab8&oe=55956304
47:00 <goddess_of_cake> Sugar or sex ?
47:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol ! That would be something I'd do lol
47:00 <British^Meat> called it
47:00 <goddess_of_cake> He is still here 
47:00 <Weslov> and im grateful for it
47:00 <ShadowLurker> good for you
47:00 <Weslov> and i want to thank you
47:00 <goddess_of_cake> So the motivational chat did fuck all
47:00 <Weslov> you're a good person
47:00 <Serenity> i want this headache to fuck off
47:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10685439_825760307496577_4690410591570206934_n.jpg?oh=1adc41a84e2329db0f85e968cb0aeab8&oe=55956304
47:00 <goddess_of_cake> Sugar or sex ?
47:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol ! That would be something I'd do lol
47:00 <British^Meat> called it
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <Doodle> i'd say thanks to [Maverick] but it might get me kicked too
48:00 <[Maverick]> pfft ;P 
48:00 <British^Meat> :)
48:00 <Serenity> lol British^Meat how obvious is he
48:00 <Serenity> i havent been here in how long? and i picked him straight up
48:00 <Doodle> fucking hell kate
48:00 <Doodle> now i want cake
48:00 <British^Meat> like a fucking child...
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <Doodle> i'd say thanks to [Maverick] but it might get me kicked too
48:00 <[Maverick]> pfft ;P 
48:00 <British^Meat> :)
48:00 <Serenity> lol British^Meat how obvious is he
48:00 <Serenity> i havent been here in how long? and i picked him straight up
48:00 <Doodle> fucking hell kate
48:00 <Doodle> now i want cake
48:00 <British^Meat> like a fucking child...
49:00 <PunkyBrewster> Please insert a coin.
49:00 <Doodle> its too hot for cake
49:00 <Weslov> I was just merely showing gratitude to someone who has helped me improve my life. thats all. 
49:00 <British^Meat> lol its the same old shit
49:00 <British^Meat> just, wow...
49:00 <[Maverick]> You're a known liar though Weslov 
49:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oops!
49:00 <[Maverick]> first it was no legs and piss jugs 
49:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
49:00 <Serenity> how did i not know kevin spacey was in se7en
49:00 <Doodle> lol wtf
49:00 <Doodle> sarah
49:00 <Doodle> .
49:00 <[Maverick]> sarah 
49:00 <Serenity> got id give him some sexual healing
49:00 <[Maverick]> you uncultured 
49:00 <Doodle> sesevenen
49:00 <Doodle> its too hot for cake
49:00 <Weslov> I was just merely showing gratitude to someone who has helped me improve my life. thats all. 
49:00 <British^Meat> lol its the same old shit
49:00 <British^Meat> just, wow...
49:00 <[Maverick]> You're a known liar though Weslov 
49:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oops!
49:00 <[Maverick]> first it was no legs and piss jugs 
49:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
49:00 <Serenity> how did i not know kevin spacey was in se7en
49:00 <Doodle> lol wtf
49:00 <Doodle> sarah
49:00 <Doodle> .
49:00 <[Maverick]> sarah 
49:00 <Serenity> got id give him some sexual healing
49:00 <[Maverick]> you uncultured 
49:00 <Doodle> sesevenen
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oh yeah!
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> I'd give brad more sexual healing 
50:00 <Serenity> both of them
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> Together!
50:00 <Serenity> at the same time
50:00 <Doodle> god here we go
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> Tag team
50:00 <Serenity> hahaha
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> Ooo yeah !
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol @ do ogle 
50:00 <Doodle> you 2 can sit in the wet corner
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oops
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oh yeah!
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> I'd give brad more sexual healing 
50:00 <Serenity> both of them
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> Together!
50:00 <Serenity> at the same time
50:00 <Doodle> god here we go
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> Tag team
50:00 <Serenity> hahaha
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> Ooo yeah !
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol @ do ogle 
50:00 <Doodle> you 2 can sit in the wet corner
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oops
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <Serenity> ive got massive lag atm
51:00 <Doodle> if you start humping the furniture we're getting you both spayed
51:00 <goddess_of_cake> Fuck were not THAT old!
51:00 <goddess_of_cake> Ha!
51:00 <Doodle> and burning the furniture
51:00 <[Maverick]> speaking of old 
51:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
51:00 <[Maverick]> sup TheRon 
51:00 <TheRon> stuff
51:00 <christopher> TheRon
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <Serenity> ive got massive lag atm
51:00 <Doodle> if you start humping the furniture we're getting you both spayed
51:00 <goddess_of_cake> Fuck were not THAT old!
51:00 <goddess_of_cake> Ha!
51:00 <Doodle> and burning the furniture
51:00 <[Maverick]> speaking of old 
51:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
51:00 <[Maverick]> sup TheRon 
51:00 <TheRon> stuff
51:00 <christopher> TheRon
52:00 <doctor> ronaldo
52:00 <christopher> :)
52:00 <christopher> doctor
52:00 <christopher> :^)
52:00 <Doodle> its days like this i regret living 500m from a gun club
52:00 <doctor> christopher
52:00 <goddess_of_cake> I need a massage
52:00 <Serenity> someone make me honey toast please
52:00 <Doodle> sounds like downtown beirut
52:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol @ doodle - ah move?
52:00 <christopher> i aint had honey in years
52:00 <Doodle> no i like my house
52:00 <Doodle> they can move
52:00 <christopher> could be decade
52:00 <doctor> ronaldo
52:00 <christopher> :)
52:00 <christopher> doctor
52:00 <christopher> :^)
52:00 <Doodle> its days like this i regret living 500m from a gun club
52:00 <doctor> christopher
52:00 <goddess_of_cake> I need a massage
52:00 <Serenity> someone make me honey toast please
52:00 <Doodle> sounds like downtown beirut
52:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol @ doodle - ah move?
52:00 <christopher> i aint had honey in years
52:00 <Doodle> no i like my house
52:00 <Doodle> they can move
52:00 <christopher> could be decade
53:00 <Doodle> she meant the food chris not sex
53:00 <christopher> so did i
53:00 <[Maverick]> When you're alone and life is making you lonely
53:00 <[Maverick]> You can always go, downtown
53:00 <[Maverick]> Read more at http://www.songlyrics.com/petula-clark/downtown-lyrics/#4p95eGtB7qyoKG3g.99
53:00 <[Maverick]> fuck 
53:00 <[Maverick]> )(U*E@W#Dsxc l'
53:00 <[Maverick]> ;
53:00 <Doodle> hahaha
53:00 <Doodle> petula
53:00 <Serenity> DOON TOON
53:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooooooooool
53:00 <Doodle> i'm glad i wasnt the only one thinking that
53:00 <christopher> nood noot
53:00 <Serenity> haahah
53:00 <Doodle> she meant the food chris not sex
53:00 <christopher> so did i
53:00 <[Maverick]> When you're alone and life is making you lonely
53:00 <[Maverick]> You can always go, downtown
53:00 <[Maverick]> Read more at http://www.songlyrics.com/petula-clark/downtown-lyrics/#4p95eGtB7qyoKG3g.99
53:00 <[Maverick]> fuck 
53:00 <[Maverick]> )(U*E@W#Dsxc l'
53:00 <[Maverick]> ;
53:00 <Doodle> hahaha
53:00 <Doodle> petula
53:00 <Serenity> DOON TOON
53:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooooooooool
53:00 <Doodle> i'm glad i wasnt the only one thinking that
53:00 <christopher> nood noot
53:00 <Serenity> haahah
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Chemical Brothers - Nude Night.mp3 (9.65MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 10:32)
54:00 <Doodle> bloody well will be tonight
54:00 <Doodle> so hot
54:00 <goddess_of_cake> I think it will be a nude night, tonight it's so fucking hawt
54:00 <Doodle> i just said that
54:00 <[Maverick]> careful, you will get tidal waves happening again 
54:00 <Doodle> nobody ever listens to me
54:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yeah yeah 
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Chemical Brothers - Nude Night.mp3 (9.65MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 10:32)
54:00 <Doodle> bloody well will be tonight
54:00 <Doodle> so hot
54:00 <goddess_of_cake> I think it will be a nude night, tonight it's so fucking hawt
54:00 <Doodle> i just said that
54:00 <[Maverick]> careful, you will get tidal waves happening again 
54:00 <Doodle> nobody ever listens to me
54:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yeah yeah 
55:00 <Weslov> im always naked
55:00 <goddess_of_cake> Great minds think alike!
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <Weslov> i only ever wear clothes when im outside my house
55:00 <goddess_of_cake> Wanna get naked together?
55:00 <Doodle> sure why not
55:00 <Doodle> i'm easy
55:00 <Weslov> unless its cold, if you live alone inside your home
55:00 <goddess_of_cake> But, only if you have aircon
55:00 <Doodle> oh
55:00 <Weslov> whats the point of wearing clothes?
55:00 <Doodle> i have a sex fan
55:00 <Doodle> i mean fan
55:00 <Serenity> i have aircorn
55:00 <Serenity> come on over
55:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lmfao! Love it 
55:00 <[Maverick]> alright 
55:00 <[Maverick]> I am out for a bit 
55:00 <Doodle> BACK OFF SARAH SHE'S MY BIRD DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT IT
55:00 <Weslov> im always naked
55:00 <goddess_of_cake> Great minds think alike!
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <Weslov> i only ever wear clothes when im outside my house
55:00 <goddess_of_cake> Wanna get naked together?
55:00 <Doodle> sure why not
55:00 <Doodle> i'm easy
55:00 <Weslov> unless its cold, if you live alone inside your home
55:00 <goddess_of_cake> But, only if you have aircon
55:00 <Doodle> oh
55:00 <Weslov> whats the point of wearing clothes?
55:00 <Doodle> i have a sex fan
55:00 <Doodle> i mean fan
55:00 <Serenity> i have aircorn
55:00 <Serenity> come on over
55:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lmfao! Love it 
55:00 <[Maverick]> alright 
55:00 <[Maverick]> I am out for a bit 
55:00 <Doodle> BACK OFF SARAH SHE'S MY BIRD DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT IT
56:00 <[Maverick]> laterssss
56:00 <christopher> lols
56:00 <Serenity> loooooool
56:00 <christopher> cya
56:00 <Weslov> lol
56:00 <goddess_of_cake> Ease up plenty to go around 
56:00 <Weslov> laters bro
56:00 <Weslov> mavy
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <goddess_of_cake> ;)
56:00 <[Maverick]> Doodle.. she might show you her tulips :p 
56:00 <christopher> :/
56:00 <Doodle> wooooooooooo
56:00 <Doodle> and i can tiptoe through them
56:00 <christopher> tulips
56:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through The Tulips.mp3 (1.71MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 1:51)
56:00 <[Maverick]> FINALLY HAHA 
56:00 <crank> Hi christopher
56:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
56:00 <Doodle> keke
56:00 <[Maverick]> laterssss
56:00 <christopher> lols
56:00 <Serenity> loooooool
56:00 <christopher> cya
56:00 <Weslov> lol
56:00 <goddess_of_cake> Ease up plenty to go around 
56:00 <Weslov> laters bro
56:00 <Weslov> mavy
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <goddess_of_cake> ;)
56:00 <[Maverick]> Doodle.. she might show you her tulips :p 
56:00 <christopher> :/
56:00 <Doodle> wooooooooooo
56:00 <Doodle> and i can tiptoe through them
56:00 <christopher> tulips
56:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through The Tulips.mp3 (1.71MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 1:51)
56:00 <[Maverick]> FINALLY HAHA 
56:00 <crank> Hi christopher
56:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
56:00 <Doodle> keke
57:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oh dear
57:00 <Serenity> mmm tulips
57:00 <Doodle> god
57:00 <Doodle> the neighbours can hear this
57:00 <Serenity> ill have some red ones plz
57:00 <Doodle> quick whats another song
57:00 <Serenity> and yellow
57:00 <Serenity> DAAYYUUMM
57:00 <Doodle> before they think i'm a serial killer
57:00 <christopher> push the daisys
57:00 <Doodle> lol i dont have it sezz
57:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ween - Push Th' Little Daisies.mp3 (2.61MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:50)
57:00 <Serenity> damn
57:00 <Doodle> better
57:00 <crank> Serenity is back, the bitch is back.
57:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oh dear
57:00 <Serenity> mmm tulips
57:00 <Doodle> god
57:00 <Doodle> the neighbours can hear this
57:00 <Serenity> ill have some red ones plz
57:00 <Doodle> quick whats another song
57:00 <Serenity> and yellow
57:00 <Serenity> DAAYYUUMM
57:00 <Doodle> before they think i'm a serial killer
57:00 <christopher> push the daisys
57:00 <Doodle> lol i dont have it sezz
57:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ween - Push Th' Little Daisies.mp3 (2.61MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:50)
57:00 <Serenity> damn
57:00 <Doodle> better
57:00 <crank> Serenity is back, the bitch is back.
58:00 <Doodle> observant
58:00 <TheRon> imagine there's no heaven it's easy if you try
58:00 <ShadowLurker> all the trolls are waking from their drug induced comas and realising
58:00 <Doodle> i have the hugest craving for a greek salad
58:00 <Doodle> with extra greek
58:00 <TheRon> is greek salad code?
58:00 <Doodle> could be ;)
58:00 <goddess_of_cake> Can someone please tell me why women wear jean undies which clearly are chaffing their vagina  
58:00 <Doodle> observant
58:00 <TheRon> imagine there's no heaven it's easy if you try
58:00 <ShadowLurker> all the trolls are waking from their drug induced comas and realising
58:00 <Doodle> i have the hugest craving for a greek salad
58:00 <Doodle> with extra greek
58:00 <TheRon> is greek salad code?
58:00 <Doodle> could be ;)
58:00 <goddess_of_cake> Can someone please tell me why women wear jean undies which clearly are chaffing their vagina  
59:00 <Serenity> i dunno kate but it looks uncomfortable
59:00 <Doodle> cos theyre going for the red and swollen look
59:00 <Serenity> imagine the labia rash
59:00 <Doodle> i am
59:00 <goddess_of_cake> I know! So high up in it!
59:00 <Doodle> loool
59:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
59:00 <Doodle> RIGHT UP
59:00 <Serenity> maybe it gets them off
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <ShadowLurker> itd rub your clit right off
59:00 <Doodle> lol sezz like richie and the washing up gloves
59:00 <Serenity> i dunno kate but it looks uncomfortable
59:00 <Doodle> cos theyre going for the red and swollen look
59:00 <Serenity> imagine the labia rash
59:00 <Doodle> i am
59:00 <goddess_of_cake> I know! So high up in it!
59:00 <Doodle> loool
59:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
59:00 <Doodle> RIGHT UP
59:00 <Serenity> maybe it gets them off
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <ShadowLurker> itd rub your clit right off
59:00 <Doodle> lol sezz like richie and the washing up gloves
00:00 <ShadowLurker> just grind it away
00:00 <Doodle> OH SOD IT I'M GOING TO RUN
00:00 <Serenity> LOL
00:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yeah just saw one chick then and ... Um
00:00 <TheRon> i think we know a song about this don't we kids
00:00 <goddess_of_cake> No?
00:00 <Serenity> i wonder how many clitoral related problems they see in hospital thanks to these shorts
00:00 <Doodle> mumblesuits have their place
00:00 <goddess_of_cake> What will the children think !!
00:00 <ShadowLurker> just grind it away
00:00 <Doodle> OH SOD IT I'M GOING TO RUN
00:00 <Serenity> LOL
00:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yeah just saw one chick then and ... Um
00:00 <TheRon> i think we know a song about this don't we kids
00:00 <goddess_of_cake> No?
00:00 <Serenity> i wonder how many clitoral related problems they see in hospital thanks to these shorts
00:00 <Doodle> mumblesuits have their place
00:00 <goddess_of_cake> What will the children think !!
01:00 <Doodle> you can see their lips moving but you cant hear wht theyre saying
01:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol @ serenity 
01:00 <TheRon> clits to the left of me, stuck in the widdle with you
01:00 <goddess_of_cake> They're saying HELP
01:00 <Doodle> looool
01:00 <goddess_of_cake> Help help me Rhonda 
01:00 <Serenity> help im stuck
01:00 <Doodle> looks like theyre just going pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
01:00 <Serenity> HELP
01:00 <Doodle> pfff
01:00 <Doodle> pfffffff
01:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
01:00 <Doodle> you can see their lips moving but you cant hear wht theyre saying
01:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol @ serenity 
01:00 <TheRon> clits to the left of me, stuck in the widdle with you
01:00 <goddess_of_cake> They're saying HELP
01:00 <Doodle> looool
01:00 <goddess_of_cake> Help help me Rhonda 
01:00 <Serenity> help im stuck
01:00 <Doodle> looks like theyre just going pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
01:00 <Serenity> HELP
01:00 <Doodle> pfff
01:00 <Doodle> pfffffff
01:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
02:00 <Doodle> like a pretend trumpet
02:00 <Doodle> like a pretend trumpet
06:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna lay you down on a bed of roses, while i sleep on a bed of nails
07:00 <Student> effort
14:00 <TheRon> here i am, rock you like a hurricane
18:00 <TheRon> i like that old time rock n roll, that kind of music just sooths the soul
19:00 <milk> well, I;m off to the supermarket
19:00 <milk> l8r
19:00 <TheRon> milk was here?
20:00 <TheRon> 420!!
21:00 <nate> milk bar kid!
21:00 <TheRon> i'm going down in a blaze of glory
26:00 <Doodle> woo 420
26:00 <Doodle> 6 mins ago
27:00 <TheRon> bit slow
27:00 <Doodle> lol i was distracted
27:00 <Loof> i wasn't 4:1)
27:00 <TheRon> naked lady?
27:00 <Doodle> lol i wish
27:00 <Doodle> just got home from work a while ago
27:00 <Doodle> so feeding the cat etc
27:00 <Loof> chop up dat shit
27:00 <Doodle> stripping
28:00 <TheRon> hello ladies!
28:00 <Doodle> i've had 3 since i got home
28:00 <Loof> lol nice
28:00 <TheRon> lightly toasted?
28:00 <Doodle> just a tad
29:00 <Doodle> speaking of naked ladies
29:00 <Doodle> hai katatonic_kate01
29:00 <Loof> mmm kate
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> why hello doodle *waves* 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof :D
29:00 <Doodle> whats happening
29:00 <Loof> hey :)
29:00 <TheRon> lovely and moist up there?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> nails, and hair did 
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <Doodle> nice
29:00 <Doodle> same
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i'm basically sexy as fuck now!
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <Doodle> oh
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> sexier, rather
30:00 <Doodle> i'm not
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> you do alright
30:00 <Doodle> it takes more than nails and hair for me
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh bitch please
30:00 <Doodle> mmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmm
30:00 <nate> Doodle wants his feet done 2
31:00 <Doodle> the hair on my feet?
31:00 <nate> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <Doodle> theres not enough to do much with
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> hobbit style
31:00 <nate> really ?? feet have nails:)
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Doodle> oh yeah, i knew that
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> toes
31:00 <TheRon> with valentines day coming up he's looking for something he hasn't had in quite some time
31:00 <Doodle> chocolate!
31:00 <nate> nah feet dont have toes
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> well there is still some time!
31:00 <TheRon> yes, chocolate!
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> go spruce yourself up for the ladies *raises eyebrows*
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <Doodle> Maurice gave me this for valentines day
32:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10984304_10153123052900844_9049501908258708582_n.jpg?oh=649ed28737bbe59520bf895992c11a6e&oe=555F9C78&__gda__=1431368199_d8b48dcaa0b40ec9818b05d77af0e697
32:00 <Doodle> <3
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> please never wear joop or old spice
32:00 <Doodle> gross
32:00 <TheRon> on saturday i'm gonna be sexy as in my bowls uniform
32:00 <Doodle> dont be silly
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <Doodle> i wear fujiyama
33:00 <Doodle> cos it was a gift
33:00 <TheRon> i'm getting out the bryll cream
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh noice
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ron, you're all class
33:00 <Doodle> normally i just wear lynx
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> watch out grannies
33:00 <TheRon> i know
33:00 <Doodle> cos i'm a tightarse
33:00 <Loof> lynx ftw
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> good ol lynx
33:00 <Doodle> yeh
33:00 <TheRon> i'll spend a few hours in the bath to wrinkle up
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> the chocolate one is ok
33:00 <Doodle> does the job
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it doesn't smell like chocolate
34:00 <Doodle> i have this coconut butter body wash stuff
34:00 <Doodle> makes me smell like caramel popcorn
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oo delicious 
34:00 <Doodle> iunno why
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is this…. purple body wash
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lux
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> is the best
34:00 <Doodle> so i walk around the house thinking i'm a lolly gobble bliss bomb
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh i loved those at a kid!
34:00 <Doodle> i cant have purple in my house anymore
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> still do! delicious
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> why not!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> best colour ever!
35:00 <Doodle> my ex had a purple car, purple house, purple hair, purple furniture
35:00 <Loof> so 70s
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lolz
35:00 <Doodle> should have given her a purple head but anyway
35:00 <nate> ohhh snap!
35:00 <TheRon> if i go crazy then will you still call me superman
35:00 <Doodle> everything was purple
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
36:00 <Doodle> purple lingerie was ok tho
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> no ron, i will not
36:00 <Doodle> it didnt fit me but
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> just plain crazy
36:00 <TheRon> damn
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh purple underwear… yeah i don't have any...
36:00 <Doodle> i might have
36:00 <Doodle> not sure
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <Doodle> i have the whole homo rainbow
36:00 <TheRon> the phantom underwear?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> just not briefs
37:00 <Doodle> lol no
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> they suck a lot 
37:00 <Doodle> oh
37:00 <Doodle> i wear both
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> boyleg ftw
37:00 <TheRon> all i have is black undies
37:00 <Doodle> depends on what my mood is
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> same, i have mostly black
37:00 <Doodle> boring
37:00 <Doodle> i have mostly red
37:00 <Doodle> and blue
37:00 <Loof> white with vag stains ftw
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've got a few red, and blie
38:00 <TheRon> boxers so my boys can breathe
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lovely
38:00 <nate> loof has what now ;l
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> a vagina?
38:00 <Doodle> pics
39:00 <TheRon> of the vagina?
39:00 <Doodle> ofc
39:00 <TheRon> loof's vagina?
39:00 <Doodle> yes
39:00 <TheRon> really?
39:00 <Doodle> well i havent got much else on right now
39:00 <Doodle> so why not
40:00 <TheRon> each to their own
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> all you need is a plastic cup, two sponges, and a rubber glove
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lube optional
40:00 <Doodle> loooool
40:00 <Doodle> no
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> pocket pussy
40:00 <Loof> jail pussy
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
40:00 <Doodle> if you're that desperate dont be a tightarse and buy a fleshlight or something
41:00 <Doodle> fucking plastic cups jesus
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder if flashlights are a good substitute? 
41:00 <Doodle> D:
41:00 <Doodle> would be a bit
41:00 <Loof> flashlight and lube mmm
41:00 <Doodle> tingly
41:00 <nate> http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i55/5/4/15/frabz-Thats-what-a-vagina-looks-like-Do-not-want-2c597c.jpg
42:00 <Doodle> loool
42:00 <Doodle> is that you nate
42:00 <nate> he has more teeth
42:00 <Doodle> lolol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Boyz II Men - Motownphilly.mp3 (4.62MB 192kbps Stereo 3:21)
47:00 <TheRon> skid row - i remember you
50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Samuelle - So You Like What You See.mp3 (3.9MB 192kbps Stereo 2:50)
53:00 <PunkyBrewster> hey look the slut is back
53:00 <PunkyBrewster> god save the slut
55:00 <TheRon> slut??
56:00 <TheRon> why is slut so derogatory, to me it's a badge of honour  
58:00 <DemonsRun> Who is playing basketball for me tonight?
59:00 <TheRon> i would but i'd only last 10 mins
01:00 <TheRon> heart - alone
04:00 <TheRon> and i'm freeeeeeeeee free fallin'!!
06:00 <nate> ballin'
11:00 <TheRon> yes the song is about a bloke going commando
17:00 <aam> Soup
17:00 <TheRon> broccoli soup
18:00 <aam> I' ve had 2 mugs of poppy seed tea, soooo relaxed
18:00 <TheRon> don't they make heroin from poppy seeds?
19:00 <aam> Juss bought poppy seed from woolies n made tea out of it
19:00 <aam> The do
19:00 <aam> They*
27:00 <Digerati> aam, your a dick
28:00 <Digerati> http://www.richmondinteriors.com.au/stock/464.jpg
28:00 <Digerati> tell me if that's good
28:00 <Digerati> it's moran
28:00 <Digerati> i am furnishing my house
28:00 <Digerati> i kinda like it
29:00 <Digerati> 5600$ for the set, 2 couches and the sofa
29:00 <simba> arent you selling your house
29:00 <Digerati> yes simba
29:00 <Digerati> i am moving to'
30:00 <Digerati> i need to furnish my new home
30:00 <Digerati> i gave away all of my furniture to charity
30:00 <TheRon> he's moving to bonnydoon
30:00 <simba> u needa drop 6k on a couch
30:00 <Digerati> does that suprise you simba ?
30:00 <Digerati> it is moran mate
30:00 <Digerati> cozzo is crap
30:00 <aam> U obviously donno who u're talkin to ..... But poppy seed is awse
31:00 <Digerati> i like that style ron
31:00 <Digerati> westminster
31:00 <Digerati> i will be getting victorian style furniture
31:00 <Digerati> i hate modern shit
32:00 <Digerati> modern crap makes the house looks plastic and cold
32:00 <TheRon> fantastic furniture
32:00 <Digerati> fantastic actually has some good shit
32:00 <aam> Jonno
32:00 <aam> Soup
33:00 <Skirmish> Welcome Kate to the Digerati hour. 
33:00 <TheRon> tuna pasta bake for tea tonight
33:00 <Skirmish> Since the mrs is away I am going to go pizza. 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck me, i might as well go before i crack something
34:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: yeah if you have something else to do on the internet for the next hour or so, then now is the time to do it. 
34:00 <simba> soup
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm gonna do salad, steamed veg, and some crumbed chicken and garlic 'things'
34:00 <TheRon> for your man?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
34:00 <Digerati> http://www.richmondinteriors.com.au/stock/380.jpg
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i cook for myself… and if anyone else wants to eat they can
34:00 <Skirmish> +1
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> but mostly the child enjoys making the crumbed chicken things
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> if she helps cook, then she will eat it
35:00 <TheRon> healthy
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, trew
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i can cook skirmish! 
35:00 <TheRon> yan can cook
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
35:00 <Serenity> i can cook
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can bake delicious stuff too
36:00 <Skirmish> When your current husband has had enough of your shit, you're in with a chance now Kate. 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna try pecan pie…..
36:00 <TheRon> how long has the marriage got to go"?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - noted
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… fucking pushing another year 
36:00 <TheRon> damn
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> if he buys me a new kitchen probably longer
37:00 <aam> Not much dude, u?
37:00 <TheRon> i like him, buys a new kitchen so the woman can cook in it
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, he mentioned something like that
37:00 <aam> Been drinkin poppy seed tea
37:00 <aam> Relaxin
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> eaten' and having a good time
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> eatin'
40:00 <aam> This is fckn awse
40:00 <aam> The effect
40:00 <aam> Aaaaaaaand it's not illegal
40:00 <aam> Lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right...
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> drink on hippy git
41:00 <TheRon> and we danced, like a wave on the ocean romance
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> we were liars in love, and we danced!
42:00 <aam> Shut up bab
42:00 <aam> Banana_kate
42:00 <Skirmish> LOL Top Gear is awesome. 
42:00 <TheRon> i love hooters
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> banana_kate
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LE0KpcP05I
43:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Hooters - All You Zombies Views: 2,773,336   Uploaded:  Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 44 Seconds 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ZOMBIES!
44:00 <aam> Who used to call u banana_Kate b4?
45:00 <aam> Don't worry abt my tyypin 2 much, I'm on a phone
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> did anyone call me that lol?
45:00 <aam> Yes
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd, i can't remember lol
46:00 <aam> Butt dw abt it nemore
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok, i won't
47:00 <aam> Toothache gone
47:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKAeeGnAYBo
48:00 <Digerati> i think that is the greatest song i ever heard
48:00 <PunkyBrewster> zombies r gay
48:00 <aam> Btw u were right kate
49:00 <simba> cant b good if the youtube bot doesnt like it
49:00 <simba> yes thats the paradigm
49:00 <aam> I am an almost all hippy
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> we can't be friends anymore punky 
50:00 <PunkyBrewster> good, go fuck yerself
50:00 <aam> I live half hour bus ride from Nimbin
50:00 <aam> Beat that
50:00 <aam> Nah nah nah
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> no need to be a cunt !
51:00 <PunkyBrewster> aam, next to my Pieterfile I have a collection of images of Bastardly_One
51:00 <TheRon> giant steps are what you take, walking on the moon
51:00 <PunkyBrewster> He actually posted each one in public channels
52:00 <TheRon> PunkyBrewster: why do you people do this shit?
52:00 <aam> I don't usually carry on abyppl like u do PunkyBrewster
52:00 <PunkyBrewster> Is it so wrong to really really dislike somebody?
53:00 <aam> Abt ppl*
53:00 <TheRon> no, but there's no need to be an arsehole
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <PunkyBrewster> I'll continue the arseholic behavour when he stops accusing me of shit I didn't do?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you're an asshole regardless
53:00 <PunkyBrewster> s/when/until/
53:00 <aam> Esp if they're not here to defend themmselves
54:00 <PunkyBrewster> He has me on /ignore - he won't defend himself anyway
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh, who gives a fuck
54:00 <TheRon> is the matter before the courts?
54:00 <PunkyBrewster> The court of IRC
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably
54:00 <TheRon> best not to talk about it then
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eROTYeIyJg
55:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nine Inch Nails   Closer   1080p   YouTube Views: 788,310   Uploaded:  Dec 25, 2011 Duration: 6 Minutes 29 Seconds 
55:00 <TheRon> like that song
55:00 <aam> Ye, shhhhh
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew!
55:00 <TheRon> reminds me of what sex is like
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol'
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice one for V/day!
56:00 <TheRon> gets ppl in th emood
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes ;)
56:00 <TheRon> sure barry white probably does the same thing
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - naw
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> NIN is better
56:00 <Digerati> ron, what you think of bobby goldsboro ?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i like em
56:00 <aam> I'm on a phone
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you aam
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> GOOD FOR YOU!
57:00 <PunkyBrewster> http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/funnel-webs-on-the-march-across-sydney-20150212-13crre.html <-- share with americans plz
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudders @ americans*
57:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKAeeGnAYBo
57:00 <Digerati> that's bobby
58:00 <Digerati> i remember that song when i was a child
58:00 <Digerati> in the 70's
58:00 <aam> I was sayin I can't view links, well I can, but it sux on a phone
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5VGILERzgg
58:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: School Kids Perform Amazing Cover Of 46 And 2 By Tool Views: 3,741,288   Uploaded: Published on Sep 24, 2013 Duration: 7 Minutes 3 Seconds 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
59:00 <aam> Brb
59:00 <TheRon> bon jovi - runaway
59:00 <simba> dw there arent any good links around atm
59:00 <Digerati> you don't like folk music ron, do you ? :)
59:00 <TheRon> james taylor?
00:00 <Digerati> nice
00:00 <Digerati> i seen fire and i seen rain
00:00 <TheRon> how sweet it is
00:00 <Digerati> to be loved by you
00:00 <Digerati> ewwww
00:00 <Digerati> go away :) hehe ;)
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> right I'm gone
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> and fuck you punky
01:00 <Digerati> i play classical guitar, mostly 70's folk, karen c and the like
01:00 <simba> same
01:00 <TheRon> this tuna bake is excellent
01:00 <TheRon> cheesy
01:00 <Digerati> what kind of guitar ?
02:00 <simba> classical
02:00 <Digerati> steel ?
02:00 <simba> whatver u got
02:00 <Digerati> buying a fender when i grow up in 2 weeks :)
02:00 <Digerati> marshall speaker as well
03:00 <Digerati> prolly spend 2 grand on both
03:00 <simba> take some pics for us
03:00 <aam> L83RZ
03:00 <Digerati> but yeah, classical
03:00 <TheRon> green day - brain stew
03:00 <slinky_J> OH MANG
03:00 <slinky_J> oops
03:00 <slinky_J> i hopez my new neighbour can get a dog
03:00 <Digerati> everything i wished for since i was a child came true...
04:00 <Digerati> sigh...
04:00 <slinky_J> a small one
04:00 <slinky_J> I can bake a nice big hotdog bun nomma nom nomm
04:00 <TheRon> a threesome with lesbian cousins?
04:00 <Digerati> simba, john denver ?
05:00 <Digerati> glenn campbell to
05:00 <TheRon> he left on a jet plane
05:00 <Digerati> i only believe in 2 country singers
05:00 <Digerati> those are the 2
05:00 <TheRon> kenny rogers?
05:00 <TheRon> johnny cash?
05:00 <Digerati> and he crashed it totally fucked outta his mind
05:00 <Digerati> denver found drunk in planes crash
05:00 <Digerati> but heck, he made good music
06:00 <Digerati> i judge the art, not the artists
06:00 <slinky_J> yeah boiiii
06:00 <slinky_J> john denver brrooo
06:00 <slinky_J> who ever that is im so into it
06:00 <slinky_J> and acca dacca bro
06:00 <Digerati> how the fuck do you fly a plane drunk
06:00 <TheRon> don mclean?
06:00 <slinky_J> Bogan Ice Requisition
06:00 <Digerati> mclean was good for one song
06:00 <Digerati> american pie i adore
07:00 <TheRon> vincent?
07:00 <slinky_J> everryyboddyyy 
07:00 <slinky_J> rock your boddyyy
10:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSnGfq-hmqg
10:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Austnet many years ago, iCER's court case Views: 1,285   Uploaded:  Jun 18, 2011 Duration: 1 Minutes 33 Seconds 
10:00 <Digerati> well... maybe not friends
10:00 <Digerati> but let's just say, communicative
10:00 <Digerati> not enemies
10:00 <Digerati> that clip man
10:00 <Digerati> with tracy
11:00 <Digerati> grimshaw
11:00 <Digerati> has a dude in it at the start
11:00 <Digerati> not karl
11:00 <Digerati> the greek
11:00 <Digerati> in black, looking like a fag gangsta in black
11:00 <Digerati> must be the walk and style his in
12:00 <Digerati> i remember icer really well
12:00 <Digerati> as text that is
12:00 <simba> why do you and b1 always bring up icer
12:00 <simba> nobody cares about irc in the 90s
12:00 <simba> Let go!!!!!!!!!!
12:00 <Digerati> ummm
12:00 <TheRon> should've known better then to fall in love with you, now love is just a distant memory
13:00 <Digerati> its still a memory ron
13:00 <Digerati> and memorys never die
13:00 <TheRon> damn it
13:00 <Digerati> good song
14:00 <Skirmish> It's Ana! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j3NoLeJiRU
14:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Grandma Threatens to Call Internet Police Views: 96,413   Uploaded:  Aug 6, 2011 Duration: 0 Minutes 55 Seconds 
15:00 <TheRon> the boss - the river
15:00 <Skirmish> OMG it's Picard! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG1h-BAYSbE
15:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: INTERNET DAD WILL REPORT YOU TO THE CYBER POLICE!!!! Views: 241,312   Uploaded:  Jul 16, 2010 Duration: 1 Minutes 32 Seconds 
16:00 <simba> @_@
16:00 <slinky_J> suck my dick i have fresh mushrooms FRESh
16:00 <slinky_J> and the guys name was luigi
17:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: I have faith in you. OD. YOU CAN DO IT! 
17:00 <slinky_J> and he was like ayyya want a the fresha food at wellenda
17:00 <Digerati> skirmish that is so funny
17:00 <slinky_J> harsh Skirmish
17:00 <slinky_J> way to bring down my meth high
17:00 <slinky_J> smd!
17:00 <Digerati> that fatso tromp
17:00 <TheRon> have i mentioned breasts today?
17:00 <Skirmish> Sorry Pieterpanda. 
17:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: It's a good time to do it now. 
17:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!!
18:00 <slinky_J> i cri evertim u sey pietpandis
18:00 <slinky_J> so sad ruints me day
18:00 <slinky_J> haha
18:00 <slinky_J> ;P
18:00 <simba> @_______@
18:00 <slinky_J> get a life Skirmish sheesh
18:00 <slinky_J> I have nothing against you man, nothing at all.
18:00 <slinky_J> I don't talk behind your back or ever mention you.
19:00 <slinky_J> chill bruv
19:00 <Skirmish> http://www.funnyjunk.com/Epic+boobs/funny-pictures/5174621
19:00 <simba> panda is being more mature than you Skirmish - how will you react?
19:00 <simba> by linking to funnyjunk.com i guess
20:00 <Skirmish> I'd completely moved on from Pieterpanda. Pic unrelated.
20:00 <simba> phew
21:00 <Skirmish> Although, I specially like the part where he said something about my gf and then claimed the moral high ground that he never says anything about me. 
21:00 <Skirmish> Twas funny. 
22:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
22:00 <PunkyBrewster> what is funnyjunk.com? net nanny says its naughty
22:00 <simba> thought u completely moved on
22:00 <Skirmish> You bought me back to it simba. 
22:00 <Skirmish> It's your fault. 
23:00 <simba> @____@
23:00 <PunkyBrewster> its always crazy frogs fault
26:00 <StrykerX> Bing bing
29:00 <Vagisil> bong
31:00 <TheRon> NORGS!
32:00 <StrykerX> RACIST
32:00 <TheRon> MELONS!
32:00 <StrykerX> Breasts.
33:00 <TheRon> love pillows
33:00 <StrykerX> Airbags
33:00 <TheRon> water balloons
34:00 <TheRon> honesty is such a lonely word everyone is so untrue
37:00 <slinky_J> treat plz??
38:00 <Bonny> no treat
38:00 <slinky_J> FUCK THIS
38:00 <Mew> brilliant
38:00 <NoTreats> too late
38:00 <NoTreats> sucka!!
38:00 <Mew> faaaaak
39:00 <TheRon> totally juvenile?
39:00 <Skirmish> Much better. 
40:00 <slinky_J> Mucho gracias!
40:00 <slinky_J> haw haw
46:00 <Digerati> I WANT TO BREAK FREE
46:00 <TheRon> janie's got a gun
47:00 <Digerati> love me tender
50:00 <simba> @_______@
50:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB8Jjcf_D9A
50:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Queen - 1986-1991 The final brave years of Freddie Mercury R.I.P Views: 259,740   Uploaded:  Jan 25, 2012 Duration: 9 Minutes 39 Seconds 
50:00 <slinky_J> I gotta see a Maori about some sheep
50:00 <slinky_J> simba do a sheepface
50:00 <slinky_J> xD
50:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
52:00 <TheRon> when something is wrong with my baby, something is wrong with me
52:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLouwiv5wSo
52:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Gay Song Views: 370,875   Uploaded:  Dec 11, 2011 Duration: 2 Minutes 32 Seconds 
54:00 <slinky_J> legless gay prostitution of smurf
54:00 <slinky_J> smurfgunz TheRon
54:00 <slinky_J> "Eat Smurf motherrucka!"
54:00 <TheRon> cows with guns
55:00 <simba> dangerous
55:00 <slinky_J> gosh dang Ted 2!
55:00 <slinky_J> yer bro don't give them guns dude
55:00 <slinky_J> all full of vengeance
55:00 <slinky_J> and awesome meat mmm
57:00 <slinky_J> If only simba could get off the chicken nuggets, sad story :(
58:00 <simba> Wuite.
58:00 <simba> wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
59:00 <slinky_J> We want to help you mon!
59:00 <slinky_J> To get off the cheese and the nuggets
59:00 <TheRon> i like to sit in the corner and cut the cheese, it's very relaxing to me
00:00 <slinky_J> tis opeth time 
00:00 <slinky_J> see you in #ell ChanOP
00:00 <slinky_J> !!
01:00 <Digerati> BREAD - BABY I'M A WANT YOU
02:00 <TheRon> and whenever i fall at your feet, you let your tears rain down on me
02:00 <stevenn> what ya waiting forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
02:00 <Digerati> :)
02:00 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4ifSrE8iSg
02:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: George Ezra - Blame It on Me Views: 12,929,909   Uploaded: Published on Aug 11, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 45 Seconds 
03:00 <stevenn> hawhaw
03:00 <TheRon> who?
04:00 <Digerati> I never dedicated a song to simba ever... so I diedicate this song to simba... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrsKJ0KUyJw
04:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bread - The Guitar Man (Lyrics) Views: 1,669,647   Uploaded:  Mar 13, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 48 Seconds 
04:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBv4kWsi4TE
04:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Skream - Dutch Flowerz Views: 358,749   Uploaded:  Apr 10, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 22 Seconds 
04:00 <simba> u beautey
04:00 <TheRon> are you old enough?
04:00 <Digerati> is that thrash metal ?
04:00 <simba> does it sound like thrash metal
05:00 <Digerati> name does
05:00 <Digerati> never heard of them
05:00 <TheRon> poof doof?
05:00 <simba> @____@
05:00 <simba> @_________________________________@
05:00 <Digerati> i got into metal when i heard metallica
05:00 <simba> me 2
06:00 <Digerati> :) cool
06:00 <Digerati> choose a classical artist, example, rachmaninov
07:00 <Skirmish> I knew an Emma from irc once. She moved to Coonabarabran. 
07:00 <simba> ok i choose tchaikovsky
07:00 <simba> now what
07:00 <Digerati> nice
07:00 <Digerati> you like waltz
07:00 <simba> christoph waltz
07:00 <Skirmish> Sent me pics of her vagina with a dick in it and got cranky when I wasn't impressed. 
07:00 <Digerati> how big was the dick dude ?
08:00 <Sherlock> hmm
08:00 <Skirmish> Nice girl I thought before all that went down. 
08:00 <simba> nobody else would think to ask that
09:00 <Sherlock> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxHkLdQy5f0
09:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tchaikovsky - Waltz of the Flowers Views: 2,907,780   Uploaded:  Dec 14, 2009 Duration: 7 Minutes 31 Seconds 
09:00 <PunkyBrewster> :/
09:00 <Sherlock> i sit in the middle of a empty room
09:00 <PunkyBrewster> waited 6 weeks, must wait another 2 weeks, for telstra to come to inspect my telephone fault 
10:00 <Sherlock> i turn off the lights
10:00 <Sherlock> and light a candle in front of me, as it sits on the floor burning awaym 1 foot away from me
10:00 <TheRon> come up and see me make me smile
11:00 <Sherlock> as is do that meditation
11:00 <Sherlock> i do it's well
11:00 <Skirmish> I am glad there is again a chance that Sherlock will get perm banned. 
11:00 <Skirmish> I live in eternal hope. 
11:00 <Sherlock> i hear beethoven in the background
11:00 <Sherlock> as i close my eyes for 30 seconds
12:00 <Sherlock> then open them, i find myself in a courtyard
12:00 <TheRon> beethoven's 5th great for sex
12:00 <Sherlock> with hairy monkeys around me
12:00 <simba> stfu monkey
12:00 <couleurs> go the socceroos
13:00 <couleurs> -- TheRon 
13:00 <simba> go the soccerrons
13:00 <couleurs> ehehe
13:00 <TheRon> it's just your you jive talkin' telling me lies
13:00 <simba> last night i felt.. TheRons arms around me..
13:00 <couleurs> CuTe !
14:00 <TheRon> then he woke up
14:00 <simba> so tell me how long before TheRon 
14:00 <PunkyBrewster> r the guiz @ telstra faults required to have a mental disability or something?
15:00 <PunkyBrewster> this bitch repeated the exact same thing to me 3 times
15:00 <Sherlock> simba, when i danced the waltz at my wedding, it was the first time i did it, without training, it came naturally
15:00 <Sherlock> i might one day upload the videp
15:00 <Sherlock> it's on vhs
15:00 <Sherlock> i want someone to convert it for me
15:00 <simba> yea theyre meant to be as mentally handicapped as the people who call them expecting help
16:00 <PunkyBrewster> ur a terrible irc user
16:00 <couleurs> hello doctor nice 2 c u 
16:00 <stebie> vhs? what's that?
17:00 <couleurs> very hairy saxophone 
17:00 <TheRon> can i clean somebody's 8 tracks?
17:00 <stebie> blow it
17:00 <doctor> Monsieur couleurs
17:00 <doctor> nice to see you too
17:00 <couleurs> blow this 8=======D
17:00 <couleurs> bwahahah!!!!!!
18:00 <simba> got a moto g today
18:00 <simba> 250 bux 
18:00 <couleurs> kool
18:00 <couleurs> good?
18:00 <simba> 2ez
18:00 <doctor> some happy guy wearing glasses with 7 noses
18:00 <simba> kant komplain
19:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
19:00 <couleurs> still waiting for z3 to get android 5 update... at this rate the new htc one will be out 
22:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6NuYJ0RzRg
22:00 <couleurs> gr8 sang
22:00 <slinky_J> couleurs I have a new laptop
23:00 <slinky_J> made by fifa for fifa
23:00 <slinky_J> fifatop
23:00 <slinky_J> jelosh?
23:00 <slinky_J> R U?
23:00 <slinky_J> it transforms into a football bra
24:00 <couleurs> no.
24:00 <slinky_J> fucking Torch
24:00 <PunkyBrewster> thats like the dumbest idea everyone has ever had
24:00 <slinky_J> not loading pages sometimes
24:00 <slinky_J> *sigh*
24:00 <PunkyBrewster> anyone
24:00 <PunkyBrewster> whatevs same thing rite
24:00 <slinky_J> is not PunkyBrewster
24:00 <slinky_J> your head is the dumbest head an idea ever had
24:00 <slinky_J> !
24:00 <Skirmish> I am so glad that you intervene when someone is giving slinky_J a hard time simba because as we're all seeing .... his contribution to the channel is golden. 
25:00 <slinky_J> dude step off man
25:00 <slinky_J> The Hangup 2
25:00 <simba> its about as good as urs Skirmish
25:00 <PunkyBrewster> u gotta fite 4 ur rite
26:00 <slinky_J> YER i'm as good as any purr
26:00 <slinky_J> 2 partie?
26:00 <Skirmish> simba: Really? lol 
26:00 <couleurs> y is spotify bean bad... album streams on youtube but not on spotify wtf NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR COUNTRY fuck life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <slinky_J> LOL!
26:00 <slinky_J> I see lol and I still thinkg lots of love eheh
26:00 <simba> doesnt it have “goodbye my coney island baby”
26:00 <slinky_J> LOL bro!
27:00 <simba> LOL!
27:00 <couleurs> LOL!
27:00 <simba> ---teh_pwnerer
27:00 <PunkyBrewster> ROFLCOPTER
27:00 <slinky_J> LOL! purr
27:00 <couleurs> LoL
27:00 <simba> i am teh pwnage @ c&g rofl
27:00 <slinky_J> teh chuppa chup king is somewheres upon us!
27:00 <simba> c&c* rofl
27:00 <slinky_J> rofflechipz
27:00 <stevenn> i dont wanna go to skool i just wnnna brake the ruleeeeezzzzzzzz
27:00 <couleurs> COWABUNGLOL
27:00 <slinky_J> *songs I heard in the 90's and have to bring up all the time
28:00 <slinky_J> kit kat CHUNKY
28:00 <slinky_J> way back then when we used to jam to that Mc Ren n sonic youth man!
28:00 <couleurs> time 2 kik bak n FiFa
28:00 <slinky_J> btw for some reason john denver came up on xbox on youtube just b4 so yer, fuck you TheRon, corrupting my shit
29:00 <TheRon> go schalke
29:00 <simba> i prefered mc stimpy
29:00 <couleurs> go dortmend
29:00 <slinky_J> werd rennemup stimpy!
29:00 <slinky_J> then a fart cloud
30:00 <slinky_J> crowd goes wild*
30:00 <slinky_J> and half die.. :/
30:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgxEJOi6GtA
30:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Smiths - Bigmouth strikes again Views: 4,245,370   Uploaded:  May 17, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 15 Seconds 
31:00 <aam> Soup
31:00 <slinky_J> i aint happpyy im feeelin saaaddd i got Munkeynuts
32:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCHLjIysVSg
32:00 <slinky_J> inna my head
32:00 <TheRon> greg! read the stop sign
32:00 <slinky_J> all hail blackdevil leavin youtube bot in
32:00 <slinky_J> amen
32:00 <slinky_J> ahehhuhuhuhuhu!
32:00 <slinky_J> i luff teh weed.
32:00 <TheRon> weed doesn't love you
32:00 <TheRon> jesus does
33:00 <simba> weed = jesus
34:00 <christopher> hi
35:00 <couleurs> =p
36:00 <Ana_Ng> http://www.sporcle.com/games/lolshortee/10-countries-that-border-france
36:00 <christopher> :D
36:00 <couleurs> =)
37:00 <aam> Is that a yt of usrselfAna_Ng?
37:00 <aam> + space bar
37:00 <christopher> =^)
37:00 <couleurs> 8=======D
37:00 <christopher> oooo > ) 
38:00 <Ana_Ng> what
39:00 <aam> The link u posted
39:00 <Ana_Ng> i posted a similar question here
39:00 <Ana_Ng> and it made people mad
39:00 <christopher> fuck some my ascii disappeared
39:00 <christopher> fucken
39:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
40:00 <aam> Oh
40:00 <aam> My bad
40:00 <aam> Tis not a yt link
40:00 <christopher> go u? in what way u a chick?
40:00 <couleurs> Nah
41:00 <aam> Shows that I'm not sober
41:00 <aam> :(
41:00 <Ana_Ng> what is yt
41:00 <Ana_Ng> oh
41:00 <Ana_Ng> youtube
41:00 <Ana_Ng> FUCK youtube
41:00 <Ana_Ng> i hate video
41:00 <stebie> king of queers
41:00 <stebie> sup shado?
41:00 <couleurs> go me in FiFa
41:00 <StrykerX> stebie, how's ya mum?
42:00 <TokenDaRing> I love video
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe they do'nt have good enough internet in alaska for youtube
42:00 <TokenDaRing> so you hate it
42:00 <simba> anything on film is instantly hated
42:00 <simba> even urself?
42:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
42:00 <Ana_Ng> i pay for good video
42:00 <stebie> she's good, she's sitting on my lap right now
42:00 <stebie> we're a close family
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Taco get a fucking life cunt and stop PM flooding me under each new name you have
42:00 <couleurs> aw
42:00 <StrykerX> That's hot
42:00 <stevenn> haaha
42:00 <stevenn> cut
42:00 <stebie> moist cake
42:00 <stebie> yum
43:00 <simba> porn?
43:00 <Ana_Ng> but not stupid youtube videos
43:00 <Ana_Ng> it's always someone linking to a song that i know
43:00 <aam> Jonno
43:00 <Ana_Ng> just tell me the song and i will listen in my head
43:00 <aam> Howdy
43:00 <TokenDaRing> you pay for video?
43:00 <simba> wat up
43:00 <TokenDaRing> wow
43:00 <Ana_Ng> i am also a grownup, so i have spotify
43:00 <TokenDaRing> umm
43:00 <Ana_Ng> pay for internet
43:00 <Ana_Ng> silly
43:00 <TokenDaRing> pretty sure teenagers have spotify too
43:00 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq2ekzptguo
43:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: VL Calais Turbo Teaser Views: 367,582   Uploaded:  Jun 9, 2010 Duration: 1 Minutes 17 Seconds 
43:00 <stevenn> turboooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssss
43:00 <couleurs> sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
43:00 <StrykerX> sikk maate sikk
44:00 <TokenDaRing> having spotify doesn't make you an adult
44:00 <aam> Not much,u?
44:00 <Ana_Ng> or you have an adult who pays for it
44:00 <simba> trying 2 make sense of this
44:00 <aam> Hehe 
44:00 <stevenn> shhhhhhlickkkkk rimzzzzzz
44:00 <Emma> where you get your rims from mate????
44:00 <simba> ma cousin
44:00 <stevenn> walmart
44:00 <simba> *muah* 
45:00 <simba> its like TheRon who has some weird dislike for soundcloud
45:00 <simba> u hate what u dont understand i guess,,,,
45:00 <aam> Sux typin on a fckn phone
45:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
45:00 <slinky_J> "But Australians loved it, almost 1.4 million tuning into to watch the first episode"
45:00 <Loof> and he doesn't understand much
45:00 <TokenDaRing> I use YT, soundcloud, spotify
45:00 <aam> I want a proper kb
45:00 <slinky_J> sounds like Australians didn't give a shit about House of Hungcock
45:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: not really
45:00 <TokenDaRing> it's a shitty show
45:00 <slinky_J> agreed
45:00 <TokenDaRing> why would anyone subject themselves to that?
45:00 <couleurs> costco
45:00 <Emma> cool story
45:00 <stevenn> ahahhaaha
45:00 <couleurs> thx
46:00 <slinky_J> same people that'll be on Gogglebox?
46:00 <slinky_J> :P
46:00 <Ana_Ng> i haven't tried soundcloud in a long time
46:00 <Emma> its all good 
46:00 <couleurs> u wanna go 4 a ride
46:00 <slinky_J> hey simba
46:00 <slinky_J> could you do a guy a solid
46:00 <Emma> yeah sure why not
46:00 <slinky_J> and I don't need to know shit about it
46:00 <slinky_J> pm me
47:00 <Bastardly_One> soundcloud is only good for homemade artists isn't it?
47:00 <Ana_Ng> i had too many lovers at one bar, so had to switch
47:00 <simba> its good for whatevers uploaded on it..
47:00 <Ana_Ng> woops
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've noticed with Spotify not everything by a certain artist is on there
47:00 <simba> spotify sux
47:00 <Bastardly_One> like Clutch are missing heaps of stuff
47:00 <Loof> no tool
47:00 <Ana_Ng> yep, but what they have makes up for it
47:00 <aam> Switch?
47:00 <slinky_J> wtf is Sister Sledge
47:00 <simba>  $500
47:00 <slinky_J> lols just pm me dude
47:00 <couleurs> ok
47:00 <simba> an old group of girls
48:00 <Loof> that's a deal breaker for me
48:00 <aam> To the next bar?
48:00 <Ana_Ng> i use it for work - we can go for a long time only hearing new, good music
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, still hate the game?
48:00 <Loof> it's growing on me
48:00 <Ana_Ng> yes, i had to switch to a new bar
48:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya 
48:00 <Ana_Ng> now i have to switch again
48:00 <Bastardly_One> are you in the hinterlands yet?
48:00 <Loof> wat do u do with power points?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, you're not
48:00 <simba> spend them
48:00 <couleurs> hot
48:00 <couleurs> ;)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> well, go see Cassandra
49:00 <Loof> k
49:00 <simba> Dragon Age Inquisition
49:00 <Bastardly_One> then you'll find out :P
49:00 <Loof> will do
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you go to the war table
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and the spy master bitch (she's cute)
49:00 <Ana_Ng> woo hoo!
49:00 <Ana_Ng> i have $800 more than i thought i did!
49:00 <Taco> yay b1 still ignores me! LIFE IS GREAT
49:00 <Bastardly_One> will send out scouts with your power points
49:00 <Ana_Ng> i should fire my bookkeeper
49:00 <ooomp> How does one get a bot banned
49:00 <stevenn> why does one care
49:00 <simba> lol at these pro weed things https://36.media.tumblr.com/09cb909cd0e0c086e46c73c5ed47162c/tumblr_mxzi6bVn8X1rpdq4vo1_1280.jpg
49:00 <simba> i bet Loof will link one later
49:00 <ooomp> Curiosity
49:00 <slinky_J> stevenn
49:00 <slinky_J> Emma
49:00 <slinky_J> said
49:00 <slinky_J> ooomp
49:00 <Bastardly_One> flooding?
49:00 <slinky_J> is good in bed
49:00 <Doodle> is she?
49:00 <slinky_J> and Doodle was like *FACEPLANTS!*
49:00 <stevenn> haha
49:00 <ooomp> Emma's wrong
50:00 <Taco> I'm going to play Dragon Age Inquisition
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and when it says do you wanna go with your party
50:00 <Bastardly_One> say yes
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and off ya go ... 
50:00 <simba> what has 4 legs and barks
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you too can run around on 20 side missions going "WTF?" like I do
50:00 <simba> Dragon Age Inquisition
50:00 <aam> Loompas
50:00 <Bastardly_One> adrian
50:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's in pm you report it to an opper
50:00 <slinky_J> lolz
50:00 <slinky_J> is she bee_girl?
50:00 <slinky_J> is she!
50:00 <bee_girl> is who what?
50:00 <slinky_J> Who is Simpleman?
50:00 <ooomp> Doodle, you and I both know you're a dynamo
50:00 <Emma> Im wrong ?
50:00 <Emma> if you read it again you will see what was said
50:00 <Doodle> lol ooomp
50:00 <Doodle> filth
51:00 <aam> Haiiii
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ooomp that's excessive
51:00 <Bastardly_One> put that nick on ignore too :D
51:00 <ooomp> What's excessive
51:00 <Bastardly_One> aam is
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the dude Excessive 
51:00 <ooomp> Why would I do that
51:00 <ooomp> I know its all lies
51:00 <ooomp> LIES
51:00 <Emma> its ok
51:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <stevenn> 360
51:00 <ooomp> N64
51:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <stevenn> commodore 64
51:00 <Emma> sega
51:00 <ooomp> Atari
51:00 <simba> nokia
52:00 <simba> just put Bastardly_One on ignore
52:00 <slinky_J> ka-blam!
52:00 <ooomp> If I started ignoring everyone I'd see nothing
52:00 <Vagisil> jesus christ
52:00 <Vagisil> how hard can it be to activate a self install foxtel kit
52:00 <ooomp> The only person worthy of ignore is Chris
52:00 <Vagisil> cunts on the phone dont even know what it is
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't ignore me anyway
52:00 <Doodle> nerds
52:00 <stevenn> cock
52:00 <couleurs> wolfsberg
52:00 <Doodle> i owned all of them :/
52:00 <Doodle> except sega *spit*
52:00 <couleurs> nissan
52:00 <bee_girl> lol
52:00 <ooomp> Sega was awesome
52:00 <Doodle> liam nissan
52:00 <couleurs> toyoter
52:00 <bee_girl> gameboy micro
52:00 <simba> say ga
52:00 <couleurs> madzder
52:00 <Vagisil> we just bought a nissan
52:00 <Doodle> hunday
52:00 <StrykerX> 3310
52:00 <ooomp> How can you not like Sega Doodle
53:00 <Vagisil> and im calling the fucking self install kit activation number
53:00 <Bastardly_One> if I stuck my head out the window you'd hear me from Geelong
53:00 <Vagisil> "WELCOME TO THE FOXTEL SELF INSTALL ACTIVATION LINE"
53:00 <Vagisil> jesus christ
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking stop complaing cunt
53:00 <Vagisil> lol
53:00 <Vagisil> bought a fuckin car today cunt
53:00 <Bastardly_One> get it on an app like the PS4 where you don't have to worry
53:00 <Vagisil> fuckin falcon can fuck off
53:00 <Loof> awww yeah weed prices back to normal http://i.imgur.com/SU8nJyz.jpg
53:00 <couleurs> hondy jones
53:00 <StrykerX> Its up there with a cockroach
53:00 <simba> game boy advance sp
53:00 <Doodle> cos when i was a kid you were nintendo or sega and i was nintendo
53:00 <StrykerX> Indestructable
53:00 <simba> paul rudd is nintendo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mVmFq4sc4k
53:00 <ooomp> Pfft gaytendo
53:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Super Nintendo Ad Views: 512,958   Uploaded:  Aug 28, 2008 Duration: 0 Minutes 30 Seconds 
53:00 <Doodle> o/`
54:00 <ooomp> Loof Captain Abbott invites you to join his party
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I got it for free ... now I am missing it already and can't be fucked paying for it
54:00 <Vagisil> lol
54:00 <Vagisil> we just wanna watch the cricket cup
54:00 <Vagisil> will ditch it after that
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that's on free to air 
54:00 <Vagisil> nope
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it is 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw an ad for it the other day 
54:00 <Vagisil> foxtel only place to get every game live
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh live
54:00 <slinky_J> STOP FLIRTING WITH ME Doodle
55:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck cares?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> live vs free
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd pick free
55:00 <aam> I get weed here for 10 bux a gram
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I am getting this brown stuff and it's pissing me off
55:00 <Bastardly_One> sure it's good gear
55:00 <Loof> go see ed
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... you can't tell what is baccy and what is weed
55:00 <slinky_J> ahehahehehe
55:00 <Doodle> why
55:00 <slinky_J> coz i liek it
55:00 <Doodle> oh right
55:00 <slinky_J> dont i rowie_ ;D
55:00 <couleurs> brb every 1
55:00 <slinky_J> K
55:00 <slinky_J> then fifa/
55:00 <Doodle> oer
55:00 <rowie_> don't you what
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you better guess
56:00 <aam> U can tell by taste
56:00 <Loof> might give farcry another go
56:00 <Loof> work out if i'm selling it
56:00 <slinky_J> don't u wana know what Doodle and ooomp do off irc?
56:00 <slinky_J> huh rowie_?
56:00 <slinky_J> HUH
56:00 <slinky_J> Dooomple
56:00 <slinky_J> ;)
56:00 <rowie_> you said don't i
56:00 <ooomp> Doodle and I read books
56:00 <Doodle> are you suggesting we do otherwise
56:00 <Doodle> they are dirty books but still
56:00 <ooomp> He abuses his pussy and I care for my puppy
57:00 <simba> two monkeys have married in romania after a whirlwind romance.
57:00 <aam> Lol
57:00 <slinky_J> LMAO
57:00 <ooomp> Life is grand
57:00 <Doodle> its pretty hot
57:00 <ooomp> How is your pussy Doodle
57:00 <Doodle> outside eating bugs
58:00 <aam> 2 apes went to a cinema in Greece and watched Alien
58:00 <Bastardly_One> talk to slinky about FarCry
58:00 <ooomp> Typical
58:00 <ooomp> Poor kitteh
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <Doodle> he is supplementing his diet
58:00 <couleurs> CuTe
59:00 <Bastardly_One> to be honest I've not really given it too much of a proper go
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but you might as well sell your PS4
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you seem to not like anything except Lego and GTA
59:00 <ooomp> Yeah supplementing is the right word
59:00 <ooomp> Since he doesn't get enough
59:00 <Doodle> neither do i but thats beside the point
00:00 <simba> lego gta
00:00 <simba> Bastardly_One knows things about you that you dont know yourself
00:00 <StrykerX> URMUM
00:00 <simba> if he doesnt tell you youll never figure them out
00:00 <simba> thats how deep Bastardly_One is
00:00 <Bastardly_One> dear God!
00:00 <ooomp> You're your own worst enemy Doodle
00:00 <Bastardly_One> My family are coming over
01:00 <simba> *rubs each side of forehead with fingertips* mmmm i sense u only like lego and gta
01:00 <Vagisil> omg
01:00 <Vagisil> this is doing my fuckin head in
01:00 <slinky_J> he should sell his ps4 and get a SNES!
01:00 <simba> fu kyea
01:00 <Vagisil> oi loof
01:00 <Vagisil> bought a car fucker
01:00 <Doodle> i know ooomp
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's time to move
01:00 <couleurs> pics
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <ooomp> Stop ya whining then
01:00 <Doodle> i'm not whining
01:00 <ooomp> Whinging
01:00 <Doodle> i'm not whinging
02:00 <Vagisil> nissan patrol ti-l
02:00 <slinky_J> wish they'd bring out a retro console for games up to 64
02:00 <slinky_J> b so much fun
02:00 <StrykerX> SNES
02:00 <StrykerX> Zelda
02:00 <StrykerX> <3
02:00 <simba> its called a pc
02:00 <slinky_J> beagle loves Zelda: Oceans of Wine
02:00 <ooomp> Referring to things you can change but refuse to
02:00 <Doodle> like my jocks?
02:00 <ooomp> Precisely
02:00 <ooomp> Fresh pair every day please.
02:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
02:00 <Doodle> k
02:00 <ooomp> What if a bus hit you
02:00 <ooomp> Didn't you mummy say
02:00 <ooomp> Your*
02:00 <Doodle> if a bus hits me the airbags will go off
03:00 <slinky_J> where do you dl old games from?
03:00 <simba> some emulator site
03:00 <Doodle> my jocks will be safe
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
03:00 <Doodle> Bastardly_One
03:00 <couleurs> all your bus are belong to me
03:00 <Doodle> no you cant have my old jocks
03:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid question but does your model car come in convertible?
03:00 <Doodle> yes
03:00 <Bastardly_One> or like a black roof that looks it?
03:00 <Doodle> the girls version does
03:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there ya go 
04:00 <Ana_Ng> oh - emergency landing at my airport
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear there was a drug deal outside the old bridge mall in last night
04:00 <Bastardly_One> some scumbag in one
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and the wench in the front seat looking paranoid
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <ooomp> The girl version
04:00 <ooomp> No such thing
04:00 <Doodle> they are the deadliest cars on earth so yeah
05:00 <slinky_J> I am sure my internet will find some fantastic way of guiding me from emulator to shemale.
05:00 <Skirmish> HOLY MCFUCK SERENITY HAS OPS AGAIN! I go for a few days and the world goes upside down!!!
05:00 <Doodle> most fatalities per crashes
05:00 <Doodle> the roadsters are for girls
05:00 <Doodle> cos theyre slow
05:00 <Doodle> well slower
05:00 <ooomp> Rubbish
05:00 <ooomp> Stats show men are worse
05:00 <Doodle> at what
06:00 <Bastardly_One> slink is kind of onto something
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how they re-release the Atari 2600 for like $100
06:00 <Bastardly_One> with a few games?
06:00 <ooomp> Crashes
06:00 <ooomp> Bad road behaviour
06:00 <Doodle> yeah i mean the model of car is the deadliest per crash
06:00 <Doodle> and in other news the roadsters are for girls
06:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it wasn't square like a roadster
06:00 <Bastardly_One> so maybe it wasn't what I thought it was
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they should do that with the SNES and some snes classics
07:00 <simba> they already have the virtual console
07:00 <Loof> i downloaded like 50gb of roms last night
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the PS Store is gonna be a debacle I think 
07:00 <Doodle> roadster just means 2 seat convertible
07:00 <Doodle> mx5, bmw z4, etc
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they look slightly squarer I thought
07:00 <Doodle> same carm, no roof
07:00 <Doodle> -m
07:00 <Bastardly_One> OH!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
08:00 <Loof> every emulator i could think of
08:00 <Skirmish> Evening chelle. 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm thinking of the boxster
08:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <Doodle> now thats a girls car
08:00 <couleurs> i'm a roadster
08:00 <Bastardly_One> could be a reason it looks like a silver box with a black roof
08:00 <Bastardly_One> because it fucking is!
09:00 <Loof> theif for ps3 might be worth playing
09:00 <Bastardly_One> doubt it
09:00 <Bastardly_One> for fuck sake 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you spend $100 on a game you won't even play
09:00 <Loof> i am playing it
09:00 <Loof> i got two trophies last night
09:00 <Bastardly_One> sucker ... should of gone to a store and payed $80
09:00 <couleurs> kool
10:00 <Loof> i'm used to digital
10:00 <slinky_J> virtual console?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you can upgrade to the other edition for $15
10:00 <Bastardly_One> works out still cheaper than what you payed
10:00 <Loof> i got the most expensive one
10:00 <Loof> think i have it
10:00 <Loof> paid $109
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that 
10:00 <Doodle> i hope ooomp is taking topless pics
10:00 <ooomp> I had to tinkle
10:00 <Doodle> ah well, maybe next time
10:00 <Sherlock> Guitar del Mar - (Balearic Cafe Chillout Island Lounge)
11:00 <Loof> i'll play it man promise
11:00 <slinky_J> I was going to spend heaps on the best edition of that game
11:00 <Loof> looking forward to coop
11:00 <Bastardly_One> don't bother
11:00 <slinky_J> then I took an arrow to the brain and realised what a stupid idea that was
11:00 <Sherlock> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZuj_beuMc4
11:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Guitar del Mar - (Balearic Cafe Chillout Island Lounge) Views: 11,388,972   Uploaded: Published on Jun 14, 2013 Duration: 166 Minutes 13 Seconds 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> bro in law: see you in 15 or so 
11:00 <Doodle> fun
11:00 <Bastardly_One> reality: he lives with 3 females ... see you in 2hrs
11:00 <Doodle> quick hide the drugs
11:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I need his bigger scales
11:00 <Sherlock> choofers
12:00 <Bastardly_One> strange how it's a grower though 
12:00 <Loof> that elder scrolls trailer looks unbelievable
12:00 <Bastardly_One> seems the more you do and open up the more it improves
12:00 <Bastardly_One> elder scrolls ... meh 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm waiting for a couple of weeks after release at least
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll be bug city
12:00 <Loof> yep
12:00 <Ana_Ng> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgcIBRxjBjY#t=56
12:00 <Ana_Ng> a youtube video from me!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Bethesuda = bugs
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm cone bribing him
12:00 <Doodle> is he a fish?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno what you're getting but this is really brown and a 1/2 looks like a 1/4
12:00 <Doodle> yup
12:00 <stevenn> brown weed = pooo
12:00 <Doodle> i'm changing it later
13:00 <Ana_Ng> Cats welcoming home solders
13:00 <beehhh> Refugees rules
13:00 <Ana_Ng> soldiers
13:00 <Loof> i'm already getting bugs with inquisition
13:00 <slinky_J> starwars battlefront
13:00 <slinky_J> amen.
13:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng have you seen anything hoovering usual over in Alaskan sky?
13:00 <Loof> bioware man
13:00 <beehhh> Unusual*
13:00 <stevenn> buy an ounce that looks like a quater
13:00 <Doodle> .
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'd rather what I have left ... and I bitched about that ... but at least I could tell the size of a mix properly
14:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: it's alaska, she's too busy sitting indoors drinking herself silly
14:00 <Ana_Ng> a giant vacuum cleaner
14:00 <Bastardly_One> bioware have a certain way of creating graphics it seems and stick to it 
14:00 <Loof> yeah
14:00 <Loof> i'm not sure if i like it
14:00 <Loof> it sort of doesn't look realistic
14:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teeRzaybrXw#t=13
14:00 <beehhh> this two i saw
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah when you get to the war room and you go on a party 
14:00 <Loof> too saturated
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it really opens up
14:00 <Loof> cool
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I've done like what seem like 2 billion side missions
14:00 <Doodle> ah well shit hey most of the time its luck of the draw
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it was 10 in 10 hours
15:00 <Ana_Ng> just the aurora i guess
15:00 <Bastardly_One> or something
15:00 <beehhh> i bought a samsung grand prime with dual sim but kept my old numbers
15:00 <Taco> beehhh
15:00 <Loof> lego batman 2 looks good
15:00 <Taco> u need 2 tell me about da aliens more plz
15:00 <Loof> for zac
15:00 <Loof> something for his ps3
15:00 <beehhh> Taco the locals call it Ghosts
15:00 <Loof> only $40
15:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Busta Rhymes - So Hardcore.mp3 (11.1MB 128kbps Stereo 12:07)
15:00 <Bastardly_One> defo
16:00 <beehhh> they even draw ufos on their handicrafts in miri
16:00 <Taco> beehhh, which "locals"?
16:00 <Loof> the first open world lego game with dialogue
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
16:00 <TokenDaRing> hey beehhh maybe norell is really one of the aliens
16:00 <beehhh> the borneo people
16:00 <ooomp> Doodledoos
16:00 <couleurs> buster rimes
16:00 <Doodle> ooompledoos
17:00 <StrykerX> fucking shaped already
17:00 <Loof> what level are you now b1?
17:00 <Taco> beehhh, o rite. so u saw ufos in adelaide and in borneo?
17:00 <StrykerX> Fucking phone downloading updates
17:00 <Loof> think i'm 4 lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on and I'll look
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> and that is why drugs are bad!
17:00 <Loof> to go without
17:00 <Loof> :P
17:00 <Bastardly_One> half way through level 4
17:00 <Vagisil>  hahahah
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and Power 9
17:00 <Vagisil> ohhh fuckin hell
17:00 <Loof> k
17:00 <ooomp> Glad tomorrow is Friday?
17:00 <Doodle> not really cos i work weekends too lol
17:00 <ooomp> What about it being Friday the 13th?
17:00 <Doodle> its all the same
17:00 <Doodle> she'll be right mate
18:00 <Vagisil> floss closing her shop hahahaha
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I got the POWAH!
18:00 <Vagisil> moving in with her bfs parents
18:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently it's very WoW like
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh
18:00 <Taco> http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/02/02/flying-horse-ufo-spotted-over-volcano_n_6592770.html
18:00 <beehhh> they are highly tech
18:00 <Bastardly_One> in terms of combat
18:00 <Bastardly_One> if that's so ... WoW must be great fun
18:00 <Loof> sorta
18:00 <beehhh> yes that one
18:00 <Loof> WoW's graphics are puke
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehhh - i hope an alien comes and visits you with a probe
18:00 <Vagisil> 13 years old lol
18:00 <beehhh> but its not horse
18:00 <Loof> yeah
18:00 <StrykerX> His phone will answer itself tomorrow
18:00 <StrykerX> lolol
18:00 <Doodle> it answers itself anyway
18:00 <Doodle> cunt thing
18:00 <Sherlock> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHNrAE8IFUI
18:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pure Spirit Of Meditation - 3 hour Experience With the Most Serene Meditating Music Views: 641,371   Uploaded: Published on May 24, 2013 Duration: 174 Minutes 18 Seconds 
18:00 <ooomp> Phones are evil
18:00 <Doodle> indeed
18:00 <ooomp> I'm using one right now
18:00 <ooomp> So evil.
18:00 <Doodle> um ahhh
19:00 <Taco> beehhh, well yea horses dont fly
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> pegasus !
19:00 <simba> palutena
19:00 <beehhh> unicorns do
19:00 <Vagisil> ahhh fuckin hilarious
19:00 <Taco> i <3 unicorns!
19:00 <Vagisil> didnt wanna pay $50 a week rent
19:00 <Vagisil> fuckin hilarious
19:00 <beehhh> http://www.curtin.edu.my/curtinsarawak/images/15.jpg
19:00 <slinky_J> penguin
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, did you do the supply mission and meet three people around the keep?
19:00 <beehhh> see they even designed it like an....
19:00 <Doodle> you rebel
19:00 <Sherlock> i don't see much motorola cell phones on the aussie market
19:00 <ooomp> ^.^
19:00 <Sherlock> or nokia
19:00 <simba> open ur eyes then
19:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Gang Starr - BYS.mp3 (4.17MB 192kbps Stereo 3:02)
19:00 <simba> they both have a bunch out there
20:00 <faux> Thanks
20:00 <Bastardly_One> or whatever the fucking thing is?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> do that ... and fuck the blacksmith ... can always go back to him
20:00 <Taco> beehhh, is that what the ufos u saw looked like?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> then go and see Cassandra for the fun to begin
20:00 <Skirmish> I am sad. 
20:00 <beehhh> nope very different but was seen not so far from that library
20:00 <faux> We know
20:00 <faux> ehehueehe
21:00 <Skirmish> hue hue hue hue
21:00 <faux> :D
21:00 <Loof> cool if i can find that slag
21:00 <Taco> beehhh, o rite dats spppooooooookkkkyyy
21:00 <Loof> cassandra
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmm
21:00 <Skirmish> I missed all the shenanigans and tears of Serenity coming back at 199. 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> we all did 
21:00 <Skirmish> I am forced to read the tears second hand on paste bin. 
21:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: did norelll cheat on you?
21:00 <faux> What
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she wasn't here one min and then is the next
21:00 <faux> irc DrAmA
21:00 <Taco> Skirmish, Bastardly_One even applauded me for giving BlackDevil shit :D
21:00 <Taco> Skirmish, some guy on twitter posted about that too
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, what do you mean if you can find her?
21:00 <faux> Why do people care so much who leaves and returns 
21:00 <StrykerX> I thought Sherlock was beehhh
21:00 <StrykerX> lol
21:00 <ooomp> Chocolate covered ice cream
22:00 <Loof> is she an icon on the map?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it tells you to go to the war room duh
22:00 <StrykerX> IRC is serious business
22:00 <faux> No one leaves cos they have psychological issues 
22:00 <beehhh> Norell is a cheater but i wont kill her simply breakup with her
22:00 <faux> Except Pieter 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> go to quest map
22:00 <Taco> faux, thats exactly why. Serenity got rid of pieter. simba never really did that
22:00 <Skirmish> Taco: B1 is resilient. He will align himself with whomever has control. He is like those sucker fish that attach themselves to larger fish and lick the gunk off their skin. 
22:00 <Loof> k i'll try now brb
22:00 <Taco> Skirmish, agreed
22:00 <faux> Sometimes you just have better things to do and other times you're bored as fuck and want to laugh at people 
22:00 <StrykerX> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and you should have a choice of about 4 things to see
22:00 <faux> that's exactly why what 
22:00 <simba> i did but blackdevil removed the ban cos hes got autism
22:00 <Doodle> nom
23:00 <faux> Lmao
23:00 <beehhh> I saw it hoovering across the southern sky seems twins
23:00 <faux> he actually does
23:00 <simba> i no
23:00 <ShadowLurker> hes just a cock head 
23:00 <Taco> faux, u can only laugh so much at the facebook profiles of all the school dropouts u know for so long, m i rite?
23:00 <beehhh> Taco you know im not lying
23:00 <faux> taco who are you even
23:00 <Skirmish> faux: I wanted to bath in the delicious tears of a certain few people here is all. I look forward to #cats being re-populated again. 
23:00 <simba> no one cares that much
23:00 <beehhh> im not the australian immigration
24:00 <faux> Bathe
24:00 <Taco> faux, u keep asking that. who r u? i'm dtc (down 2 chat)
24:00 <faux> Also who is crying 
24:00 <faux> lmao 
24:00 <faux> dtc
24:00 <faux> r u the situation irl
24:00 <beehhh> its the people that kills people, aliens or whatever they are seem harmless
24:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil was crying
24:00 <beehhh> wish i could go with them
24:00 <Bastardly_One> in another channel about a "take over"
24:00 <simba> lol who was that guy here who genuinely loved that show and called him sitch
24:00 <simba> classic
24:00 <Skirmish> I am sure Lwaxana has just gone through 5 years of menopause in a week faux and bd seems to be sooking a little too. 
24:00 <faux> LOL
24:00 <faux> mr ducati
24:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ultramagnetic MCs - Critical Breakdown.mp3 (4.49MB 192kbps Stereo 3:16)
25:00 <simba> my idol sitch
25:00 <beehhh> afree ride to the moon n back
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nope, it was BlackDevil having a sook
25:00 <Bastardly_One> until another opper must of had a look and said
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <faux> HAAHA
25:00 <faux> called us fairies
25:00 <Bastardly_One> well, Longie added her at *** so stfu
25:00 <Taco> I see the life force, being sucked and drained away, towards Bastardly_One's attention seeking
25:00 <Taco> ur rite Skirmish 
25:00 <Skirmish> Yeah yeah b1 shoosh we know the story stop dancing around trying to get attention. 
25:00 <beehhh> today im hurt after i check norell's phone n finds out shes having a secret affair with someone else first she denies it
26:00 <faux> b1 knows everything don't you know
26:00 <faux> He is irc gossip queen
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehh that's what happens when you buy a tranny gf
26:00 <Taco> beehhh, i no ur not lying and i respect u n ur beliefs
26:00 <beehhh> I love my aunt sent me 3000GBP just lastweek
26:00 <faux> Is that 3 dollars
26:00 <Skirmish> faux: amen sista
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that was in #sex faux
26:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: tell us more about norell cheating on you
26:00 <Taco> GBP = Great British Pound
26:00 <Taco> So thats like $6k
26:00 <faux> Pls don't talk about sex
26:00 <faux> I just ate
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the log and he was definitely cut
27:00 <faux> ur a great British pound
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
27:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing she told me its her uncle but it was her new guy shes interested in
27:00 <faux> I'm uncut
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
27:00 <beehhh> im super trimmed
27:00 <TokenDaRing> has she slept with him yet beehhh?
27:00 <Taco> faux, naw i brush
27:00 <beehhh> now the head is missing
27:00 <faux> brush wut
27:00 <Skirmish> <@Lwaxana> I am old school.... from an era where users didnt demand things of irc opers because they understood it was rude  <--- LOL 
27:00 <Taco> ma teef
27:00 <beehhh> nope not yet
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <Skirmish> From an era where someone with a dial up modem was a GOD. 
28:00 <Vagisil> lol
28:00 <Vagisil> no
28:00 <faux> Don't Demand We Do Our Jobs
28:00 <faux> its Rude
28:00 <beehhh> but too much intemecy chatting on whatsapp
28:00 <Vagisil> someone who could use +++ATH0 was god.
28:00 <faux> intemecy
28:00 <beehhh> changing pics etc
28:00 <beehhh> kissing pic
28:00 <Taco> Skirmish, yea its a good read aye
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> heaps beehhh
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i always whore on it
28:00 <Taco> Skirmish, a lil insight into how ircops think and what they think of us
28:00 <faux> link me to this log pls
28:00 <Skirmish> Anything with her in it seems to be a good laugh. 
28:00 <Skirmish> http://pastebin.com/KSuTRRM6
28:00 <beehhh> I rather find a english tranny in London
28:00 <faux> FUCK I keep dropping my phone on my face
28:00 <faux> My case is slippery
29:00 <faux> Die
29:00 <beehhh> asian people are mostly cheater
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> and indian
29:00 <beehhh> exactly
29:00 <Taco> Skirmish, how dare u! dats private information from a public channel (#help)!
29:00 <faux> I'm gonna look like Owen wilson
29:00 <simba> haha
29:00 <beehhh> perhaps some white tranny from norway or sweden i'd find in uk
29:00 <simba> why does Taco talk to the ops like that
29:00 <beehhh> or britons
29:00 <Taco> simba, becuz i kan
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> because he wants a z line
30:00 <Skirmish> »» You have been kicked from #help by Lwaxana (You offend my intelligence -- in fact you offend my stupidity as well)   <---- At least she is honest. 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> secretly
30:00 <beehhh> time for me to hoovering into bed getting dizzy
30:00 <Skirmish> I think I am all caught up now. 
30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Eric B And Rakim - I Know You Got Soul.mp3 (4.67MB 192kbps Stereo 3:23)
31:00 <slinky_J> <@Lwaxana> as I warned you
31:00 <slinky_J> little boy in school!
31:00 <slinky_J> bad Taco
31:00 <slinky_J> lolz
31:00 <Skirmish> I am pleased with the changes. Now if I can convince the scientific community to reinstate Pluto as a planet my lifes goals will be complete. 
31:00 <Loof> "You can visit the war room at any moment, after you return to the Inquisition's HQ."
31:00 <StrykerX> lol @ irc being a life goal
31:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
31:00 <Loof> where's Inquisition's HQ
31:00 <Taco> slinky_J, ikr
31:00 <slinky_J> lol StrykerX
31:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck have you done?
31:00 <faux> That log was so boring
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <faux> I fell asleep twice 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> screen shot me your map please
32:00 <faux> Is lwaxcuntface old?
32:00 <faux> She seems old
32:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: Aim low, never be disappointed.
32:00 <Loof> careful
32:00 <slinky_J> I am the fairy boss of internet people la de daa Bubblegum Kingdom!
32:00 <faux> And into star wars
32:00 <Bastardly_One> faux, try 10 yrs older than I am 
32:00 <faux> I bet she jerks off to Chewbacca porn
32:00 <Skirmish> faux: She has 4 uni degrees!  FOUR! 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <faux> So she's 80
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, wtf have you done? screen shot the quest map please
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably
33:00 <slinky_J> he's
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I'm 45 legit
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> old
33:00 <faux> Were not talking to or about you
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and am sure she was like 35 ... 20 yrs ago
33:00 <Taco> faux, she is actually a school teacher who works part time at bunnings
33:00 <Taco> BUNNINGS WAREHOUSE! 
33:00 <faux> Where lowest prices are just the beginning 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so she'd be 55 plus now
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought she was talking about retiring soon
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG is it really femme?
33:00 <faux> Mm now I want sausage sizzle
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so that would suggest older still
33:00 <Taco> faux, i wonder if they made her do an ad
34:00 <slinky_J> I turn 15 this year
34:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking hell the bottle-o is expensive here
34:00 <faux> O no
34:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish: asl?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm slightly drunk actually ... had that chocolate Shaker stuff?
34:00 <faux> LOL
34:00 <ooomp> Your music killed it
34:00 <ooomp> Good job Doodle
35:00 <Bastardly_One> 7% ... and tasty when stoned
35:00 <aam> DemonsRun asl pls
35:00 <aam> ;P
35:00 <faux> pls tell me you're drunk on chocolate mudshakes
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <faux> dat mudslide lief
35:00 <DemonsRun> 1r/f/cali
35:00 <DemonsRun> 14@
35:00 <faux> 1r
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I feel it ... not drunk though
35:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck it 
35:00 <faux> .
35:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: 21 m and RANDY! 
35:00 <Taco> im drinking couleurs
35:00 <faux> Hot
35:00 <Doodle> :D
35:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Belinda Carlisle-Heaven Is A Place On Earth.mp3 (8.92MB 128kbps Stereo 9:44)
36:00 <DemonsRun> Randy now you know my asl or Randy anyway?
36:00 <faux> Randy's Giant Poop
36:00 <Skirmish> I mean randy as in horny .... 
36:00 <DemonsRun> I knowm
36:00 <Skirmish> How did we get to poop? 
36:00 <DemonsRun> Know*
36:00 <faux> South park
36:00 <Taco> Skirmish, Randy Marsh kind of randy?
36:00 <Skirmish> lol I didn't pick you as a South Park watcher. 
37:00 <Skirmish> Taco: Yeah I remember now. Fucking Bono from U2 trying to steal the thunder. 
37:00 <faux> I don't watch it religiously 
37:00 <DemonsRun> Didn't pick you as one either
37:00 <Taco> ahh fucking bono m i rite
37:00 <faux> it kinda stopped being funny when I was 11
37:00 <Skirmish> How about that story about the Jewish guy that said "I didn't realise it was illegal to touch a childs genitals". 
37:00 <Taco> u no wat im sayin
37:00 <Skirmish> Those crazy jews .... 
37:00 <simba> weeaboo planet
38:00 <DemonsRun> You're a crazy Jew.
39:00 <simba> jews are sick
39:00 <simba> a sick crazy cult with horrifying rituals
39:00 <faux> Wow
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like irc
39:00 <Skirmish> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-02-06/rabbi-did-not-have-a-clue-an-adult-touching-a-child-was-illegal/6076796
40:00 <Ana_Ng> much preferable to christians tho
40:00 <Skirmish> THere we go. 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> the computer says, no
40:00 <simba> thats like choosing getting pissed on over getting shat on Ana_Ng
40:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng: Christians are fine except in America where they're extremists. 
41:00 <Skirmish> http://aattp.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-09-at-10.54.16-AM.png
41:00 <aam> Bbl
41:00 <Skirmish> I used that image for one of uni essays. Twas gewd. 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
42:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> image in an essay
42:00 <Ana_Ng> america has far too many people for all of them to be extremists
42:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Faith No More - Midlife Crisis.mp3 (4.29MB 192kbps Stereo 3:07)
43:00 <simba> theyre all extremely retarded
43:00 <simba> they all drink the same water
43:00 <Ana_Ng> a lot of them are regular boring people
44:00 <Vagisil> fart
44:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: as the basis for one. Not in it. 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
44:00 <DemonsRun> So. I got a new gym membership today.
44:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck.
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> woowhoo
44:00 <Skirmish> lol I thought the marker might get bored so I added pics! 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> get a hot personal trainer
45:00 <DemonsRun> Ohhhhh they 2 that are there are Fucking gorgeous. One guy with an accent and my old PT who is a chick.
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice logic… but camp bow
45:00 <Skirmish> In summary *insert cute cat pic* I find that I should get a distinction *insert picture of puppy being scared by it's own farts*
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAMP FUCKING BOW
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> gaw
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> d
45:00 <DemonsRun> Need to find out what accent. Coz he's just. Yummy.
46:00 <simba> does he sound like borat
46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ozzy Osbourne - Hellraiser.mp3 (4.69MB 192kbps Stereo 3:24)
46:00 <Doodle> sharooooooooooonnn willya turn that figgin vacuum cleaner offffffff man
47:00 <DemonsRun> No.
47:00 <simba> cos if so thats kazakstan
47:00 <Ana_Ng> probably a collingswood supporter
47:00 <DemonsRun> I think more south African...
47:00 <slinky_J> new simpsons ooer
47:00 <simba> a what supporter
47:00 <Ana_Ng> whatever team you guys hate
47:00 <couleurs> lol
48:00 <simba> new zealand?
48:00 <Ana_Ng> sure
48:00 <DemonsRun> You don't even know what you're on about Ana_Ng 
49:00 <Ana_Ng> do try to keep up
50:00 <simba> Collingswood is a borough in Camden County, New Jersey,
50:00 <Bastardly_One> There's a Melbourne in Florida too
50:00 <Bastardly_One> little hole it is 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and anyone else with a sense of humour
51:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnGX4FuIK60
51:00 <Bastardly_One> 50 Shades of Buscemi
51:00 <Ana_Ng> 50 Shades of Buscemi
51:00 <Ana_Ng> haha
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> watch it Ana
52:00 <Ana_Ng> i am
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's as good as it sounds
53:00 <Ana_Ng> he is great indeed
53:00 <Ana_Ng> We Bought a Jail
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I enjoyed that the second time as well 
54:00 <Ana_Ng> i saw the real movie
54:00 <amsy> thestig!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't sure if I'd find it as funny as I did at 5am this morning
54:00 <Ana_Ng> it was pretty decent
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I refuse to see it 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the books were so laughable it was sad
55:00 <Ana_Ng> oh
55:00 <Ana_Ng> i mean the We Bought a Zoo movie
55:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure "vanillas" with no idea wet themselves
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooh
55:00 <thestig> AMSY!!!
55:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <simba> Bastardly_One just admitted 2 readying 50 shades of grey
55:00 <Ana_Ng> that is some hard-core fucking
55:00 <thestig> happy valentines day amsy!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I did read them in order to bag them properly
56:00 <amsy> haha its not until saturday!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I did the same with Hunger Games but actually didn't end up minding that series
56:00 <simba> did u masturbate at all
56:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
56:00 <faux> why would anyone read them out of order 
56:00 <simba> id read the hunger games
56:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't read
57:00 <Bastardly_One> they're alright for young adults/teenagers
57:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing earth shattering
57:00 <simba> u have braille irc?
57:00 <simba> preparing teh kids 4 doom
57:00 <thestig> http://www.amazon.com/Dont-Let-Pigeon-Drive-Bus/dp/078681988X/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1423648636&sr=1-1
57:00 <Skirmish> [20:55] <%simba> Bastardly_One just admitted 2 readying 50 shades of grey   <---- He needed some tips on how to be a dom. 
57:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL skir
57:00 <Bastardly_One> blame the internet for that ana
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I do ... this thing makes people ADD
59:00 <TokenDaRing> I still read
59:00 <TokenDaRing> usually when I go to bed
59:00 <thestig> playboy doesnt count
00:00 <TokenDaRing> hey I get it for the articles man
00:00 <Taco> did u no dat nice is just ice wit an n?
00:00 <simba> does playgirl?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ what someone just said in another chat
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't wait for the inevitable sensationalist headlines during/after the 50 Shades release about men beating women or someone dying while choking on a satsuma while jerking off
00:00 <TokenDaRing> 50 shades is fucking horrible
00:00 <TokenDaRing> and teaches people to be a shit dom
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit Token
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it started from a link back up there 
00:00 <TokenDaRing> like, people are going to do dangerous dumb shit from watching that crap
00:00 <StrykerX> Ping?
00:00 <ooomp> Ding
00:00 <ShoutingWhispers> Pong!
00:00 <Doodle> :/
00:00 <Doodle> freaks
00:00 <ooomp> Penis
00:00 <ShoutingWhispers> Dong
00:00 <ooomp> Word association
01:00 <Bastardly_One> 50 Shades of Buscemi
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll link it again if you want ... it's amusing (to me)
01:00 <Skirmish> The old guy that hasn't had sex in so long the next time he ejaculates his balls will shoot out the eye of his dick in a plume of dust was just telling everyone that TokenDaRing. 
01:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
01:00 <simba> phew
01:00 <Doodle> filth
01:00 <ooomp> men - penis - freaks
01:00 <ooomp> In that order
01:00 <Doodle> hey
01:00 <Doodle> thats not very nice
01:00 <ooomp> Bite me 
01:00 <Doodle> girls can be penis freaks too
01:00 <ShoutingWhispers> women - vaginae - sink holes
02:00 <Bastardly_One> most horrendous set of books ever ... there is actually one good book to learn from but yeah
02:00 <ShoutingWhispers> ey faux
02:00 <Doodle> fauxypoos
02:00 <ooomp> Just ask faux
02:00 <faux> Hello 
02:00 <Doodle> faux are you a penis freak?
02:00 <faux> a what now
02:00 <Doodle> a
02:00 <Doodle> penis
02:00 <Doodle> freak
02:00 <simba> SHES super freaky
02:00 <faux> As in do I have a freaky penis or am I freakishly obsessed w teh peen
02:00 <ooomp> Doodle is just projecting again, faux
02:00 <Doodle> i dunno
02:00 <faux> Oh ok
02:00 <ShoutingWhispers> faux is the one that draws 8=======D behind ever toilet door
03:00 <DemonsRun> Get rid of my kid for a day tomorrow... And end up with my nephew for the day. Wtf
03:00 <DemonsRun> The story of O?
03:00 <Doodle> :o
03:00 <Doodle> so its her
03:00 <faux> http://i.imgur.com/DdcTzht.jpg
03:00 <ShoutingWhispers> she coudl get away with the tagging but then she has to sign it with
03:00 <faux> Me irl
03:00 <ShoutingWhispers> --- faux
03:00 <Doodle> looool
03:00 <Doodle> me irl
03:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10968353_1044914945522205_6037335743104951076_n.jpg?oh=d413dde293a5838eb366ffc2d157e952&oe=554EE9AD&__gda__=1428302482_71adcbcc6118226cd50232ba1ba14895
03:00 <Doodle> i'm the old one
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns
04:00 <Skirmish> The mrs is going out for a manicure/sex shop visit and then to watch 50 shades tomorrow with a group of her friends. 
04:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah I'm yet to read that one.
04:00 <DemonsRun> I quite liked the arrangement.
04:00 <christopher> soon i have to have inet only on my phone
04:00 <Skirmish> She has read the books and already fears the movie is going to be terrible from the shorts she has watched. 
04:00 <amsy> hahaha
04:00 <DemonsRun> Lol good luck tomorrow night Skirmish 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that has everything ... down to a section on over 100 points of the body that are spanking regions and what they do, etc
04:00 <christopher> come start then cunts
04:00 <Skirmish> Early bed for work friday morning! 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and how to rope bind correctly and stuff
04:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously get it DemonsRun
04:00 <couleurs> which 1 is nikki mingeange
04:00 <couleurs> i'm the young one
04:00 <faux> lmao doodle
04:00 <faux> That pic rules
04:00 <nate> niki looks white whos that blacky
04:00 <Doodle> doesnt it lol
04:00 <ShoutingWhispers> you know who you look like Doodle 
04:00 <couleurs> "surf"
04:00 <ShoutingWhispers> that guy from Pendulum
04:00 <Doodle> who
04:00 <Doodle> which guy
04:00 <faux> Barry white
04:00 <ShoutingWhispers> Rob i think
04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Pendulum - Show Down.mp3 (6.65MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:15)
04:00 <simba> poor queezy dont know bout trollin
04:00 <Doodle> oh
04:00 <Doodle> maybe it is me
04:00 <Doodle> since i'm rob too
05:00 <Skirmish> I will probably be asleep by the time she gets home. 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> very good book
05:00 <Bastardly_One> well worth it's cost and hunting down
05:00 <christopher> soon i gonna be phone only inet holder
05:00 <christopher> fuck u will have to touch my cock
05:00 <christopher> to get at my net
05:00 <Taco> umm ok my cat just murdered a possum
05:00 <Doodle> clearly the same person
05:00 <faux> The most awkward thing happened 
05:00 <Doodle> you came on irc and didnt immediately feel sick
05:00 <faux> I was chewing and swallowed awkwardly and a small piece got lodged at the back of me throat like near me nasal passages and I'm so confused cos its still stuck there and it hurts but its in a place where I can't cough it out or blow me nose to get it out
05:00 <faux> HELP
06:00 <DemonsRun> Kickass.to
06:00 <DemonsRun> Durr
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
06:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish: don't you want sex with her?
06:00 <Skirmish> Taco: Your cat is an asshole. 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> your cat is a champion !
06:00 <Taco> no u r da asshole
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it black?
06:00 <Taco> possums rnt even endangered
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> black cats are the best
06:00 <christopher> my cat is black and white
06:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: hey man how's it going?
06:00 <christopher> not good
06:00 <Doodle> loooooooooool
06:00 <ShoutingWhispers> drink ice
06:00 <Doodle> cal nine wun wun
06:00 <ShoutingWhispers> works with hair
06:00 <faux> I'm notnpierr
06:00 <faux> Pietr
06:00 <faux> Rmdj
06:00 <nate> faux get ya girlfriend to suck it out
06:00 <simba> just go XXKKAAAAAA until it comes out
06:00 <faux> I've tried 
06:00 <Loof> that always happens to me
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <Loof> it comes out
06:00 <faux> My throat hurts from like trying so hard
06:00 <simba> then go XXXXXXXXXKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
06:00 <faux> Its actually hurting rn
06:00 <faux> lmao
06:00 <faux> Greek mating call
06:00 <ShoutingWhispers> your neighbours might think you're arguing in arabic
06:00 <simba> xaxaxaxaxa
06:00 <PunkyBrewster> karaoke suggestions plz
06:00 <Doodle> put head in toilet bowl and flush
07:00 <christopher> door would not unlock right way
07:00 <Skirmish> Possums are lovely and cute. Put a bell on your cat. It will be murdering babies in their backyards next/ 
07:00 <christopher> have to stay awake
07:00 <christopher> till i get money
07:00 <christopher> to setup cameras
07:00 <christopher> in here
07:00 <TokenDaRing> what cameras?
07:00 <christopher> i gonna
07:00 <christopher> install
07:00 <TokenDaRing> what for?
07:00 <Skirmish> christopher is going to create his own version of the Truman Show. 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <PunkyBrewster> doing this shit
07:00 <faux> Wow
07:00 <Doodle> that should dislodge it
07:00 <faux> Bit rude
07:00 <faux> How about I dislodge your pebis
07:00 <PunkyBrewster> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqU1pFRqYE
07:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Every Morning - Sugar Ray Views: 13,445,567   Uploaded:  Jul 25, 2006 Duration: 4 Minutes 14 Seconds 
07:00 <faux> PEBIS
07:00 <Doodle> lolol
07:00 <faux> beeeebuth
07:00 <amsy> xaxaxaxa
07:00 <Doodle> NOT MY PEBIS
07:00 <faux> bee buth
07:00 <faux> Beebuth.
07:00 <PunkyBrewster> maybe I could do Hanson - MMMBop
07:00 <faux> ROFL I need to see that video again
08:00 <christopher> cause my door would not unlock the right way
08:00 <christopher> so i setting up cameras
08:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see Australia has been invited to be part of Eurovision?
08:00 <christopher> every corner of this block
08:00 <Skirmish> It will be available by visiting the link www.twitchtv.com/house_with_no_steps
08:00 <christopher> just watch me
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm clearly we're not part of Europe right?
08:00 <simba> twitchtv.com lol
08:00 <amsy> har ikkje spist joika ennå
08:00 <faux> http://youtu.be/Pa1vXovXn-M
08:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How To Pronounce Penis Views: 2,467,949   Uploaded:  Apr 14, 2011 Duration: 0 Minutes 9 Seconds 
08:00 <faux> Beebuth. Bee mnmnnbuth. Mmbeebuth.
08:00 <Serenity> FOWZ
08:00 <faux> OHAI
08:00 <Serenity> herro
08:00 <faux> how's ur head
08:00 <Serenity> much better today
09:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: unplug your microwave
09:00 <amsy> ops
09:00 <TokenDaRing> people can watch you through the microwaves
09:00 <DemonsRun> Downloading that book now
09:00 <christopher> no my key unlocks one way
09:00 <DemonsRun> Hopefully it works on kindle
09:00 <christopher> it didnt
09:00 <christopher> i tried 20 times afterwards
09:00 <christopher> it does it way it should
09:00 <christopher> some cunts invaded my space
09:00 <faux> excellent 
09:00 <simba> juthstin beebuth
09:00 <faux> lmao
09:00 <Serenity> hows you
09:00 <Loof> fucking usb micro cables all fucking fucked
09:00 <faux> I'm OK besides the fact I have food lodged somewhere in my nasal passages and can't fooomp it out
09:00 <Doodle> (its not food)
10:00 <TokenDaRing> it was me
10:00 <TokenDaRing> I bugged your place
10:00 <TokenDaRing> set up some hidden mics and cams
10:00 <christopher> u wanta see me wake
10:00 <christopher> and get drunk
10:00 <christopher> how exciting
10:00 <christopher> wank even
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, pass
10:00 <faux> Gtfo
10:00 <simba> trade u my spare 1 for a micro sd card adaptor Loof
10:00 <PunkyBrewster> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV2pCG52vaE
10:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bloodhound Gang - You're Pretty When I'm Drunk Views: 103,231   Uploaded:  Dec 28, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 57 Seconds 
10:00 <Serenity> oh ew
10:00 <faux> It hurts so much pls help
10:00 <Serenity> that happens to me all the time, food goes up instead of down
10:00 <faux> One nostril is blocked
10:00 <Doodle> (its not food)
10:00 <faux> SHUT UP SHROOMHEAD
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <Loof> i want a hdmi cable for my phone that'd be cool
10:00 <Serenity> blow your nose
10:00 <Serenity> haha
10:00 <faux> I've trieddddddd
10:00 <faux> Nothing is working 
10:00 <faux> Its in a really awks spot
10:00 <xm> i would try to swallow it instead of blowing it out
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sake
11:00 <christopher> my door unlocked the wrong way
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> this place gets worse day by fucking day!
11:00 <christopher> i know
11:00 <christopher> this
11:00 <slinky_J> no NO
11:00 <slinky_J> I don't have a sandwich to eat whilst watching simpsons!
11:00 <christopher> i not 
11:00 <simba> maybe u do katatonic_kate01
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> its other peeps
11:00 <ooomp> Gargle
11:00 <faux> Dude I've tried everything 
11:00 <[Maverick]> Doodle has something that would help 
11:00 <Loof> try deepthroating some dude
11:00 <faux> Its not in my throat 
11:00 <faux> Its at the back of my nose lol
11:00 <faux> If that makes sense 
11:00 <xm> holy crap
11:00 <Doodle> i can stick it in your nose
11:00 <amsy> wtf food in your nasal passage!?
11:00 <xm> i know what you mean
11:00 <amelia> fauxycouscous
11:00 <faux> QUINELIA
11:00 <amelia> all they're reading is throat
11:00 <Loof> that happens with rice to me sometimes
11:00 <faux> they're assholes
11:00 <amelia> you can say nose as much as you want
11:00 <faux> lmao
11:00 <Serenity> suck it back
11:00 <amelia> but all they're seeing is THROAT
11:00 <faux> I've TRIED
11:00 <Serenity> like you would a giant booger
11:00 <ooomp> Breath really deeply with your nose, close your mouth
12:00 <christopher> i lock my door everytime i leave my place
12:00 <christopher> i know the way u turn it to unlock the door
12:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe they broke in
12:00 <TokenDaRing> and moved t hings
12:00 <Serenity> TRY HARDER
12:00 <Serenity> YOU ARENT TRYING HARD ENOUGH
12:00 <faux> I'm going to suck the earth up my nose
12:00 <xm> try tibetan throat singing
12:00 <faux> And not get it out
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Doodle> do a bron
12:00 <faux> LOL XM
12:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
12:00 <Loof> snort water
12:00 <Serenity> bron doesnt have problems of shit getting stuck in her nose
12:00 <Serenity> its the size of a fucking mining pit
12:00 <faux> I can't do a bron without getting a nose extension 
12:00 <xm> ill calculate the natural frequency that it resonates at
12:00 <faux> LOL
13:00 <simba> maybe u got owned by THE MASTER HACKER
13:00 <faux> bron gets TVs stuck in her nose
13:00 <Serenity> LOL
13:00 <amsy> haha
13:00 <faux> A family of 5 
13:00 <amsy> rotpotan
13:00 <Serenity> bron have you got a cold? whts up? nahh fucking telephone box got stuck up there again
13:00 <Serenity> still freaks me she has a kid
14:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01
14:00 <Doodle> i found some womens sunglasses in my car
14:00 <Doodle> are they yours?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey doodle
14:00 <christopher> now i remember something
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably ;)
14:00 <Doodle> umm ahhh
14:00 <faux> lmao
14:00 <faux> Rotpotan
14:00 <faux> Best
14:00 <faux> she prob carries her child in her nose
14:00 <faux> Foomps it out when it's feeding time
14:00 <faux> Then cradles it to sleep on her chin
14:00 <Serenity> rocks it to sleep
14:00 <Doodle> looool
14:00 <Serenity> its like a build in baby bed
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> keep that to yo' self
15:00 <christopher> a nice guy told me about my key
15:00 <Doodle> i have no idea who they belong to
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> or you'll totes cock block me1
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
15:00 <simba> maybe theyre TheRons
15:00 <christopher> cameras getting setup
15:00 <Doodle> looool
15:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: you'll get to watch your cat pee around the house now
15:00 <faux> Lmao
16:00 <christopher> i got topsy terby keys
16:00 <christopher> cut a certian way
16:00 <christopher> so u know if someones used other key
17:00 <christopher> u guys gonna be fucked on
17:00 <TokenDaRing> are we?
17:00 <TokenDaRing> why?
17:00 <couleurs> LFC LFC LFC LFC BATO TELLY
17:00 <christopher> cause chicks have raped me in my sleep
18:00 <christopher> and i never got to witness it
18:00 <simba> f**k yea
18:00 <couleurs> Good Game.
18:00 <TokenDaRing> they raped you?
18:00 <TokenDaRing> dude
18:00 <TokenDaRing> go to the cops
18:00 <TokenDaRing> report that shit
18:00 <ooomp> Food*
18:00 <faux> I want to get it out not remove my face
18:00 <Serenity> of my nephew being like 2 and pooping on the toilet then he was all MUUUUUUUUUUUUUM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
18:00 <Serenity> MY POO IS STUUUCK WAHHH
18:00 <faux> Lol
18:00 <Serenity> and he tried to make him sneeze to get it out
18:00 <faux> LOL
18:00 <Serenity> we*
18:00 <faux> just squeeze ya buttcheeks together
19:00 <Serenity> it was pre funny
19:00 <faux> I hate those ones
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
19:00 <Serenity> he was on iron supps and they made his poops weird
19:00 <faux> Instead of coming out like a soft serve it comes out as stiff as cookie dough
19:00 <Serenity> plllllp
19:00 <faux> I'm. On two iron tabs a day
19:00 <slinky_J> wooo
19:00 <slinky_J> simba :P
20:00 <christopher> i am the fucken cops mate
20:00 <christopher> corruption over power
20:00 <christopher> or corruption of power
20:00 <Loof> speaking of turds, hi slinky_J
20:00 <faux> I take one in the morning and one at night though so me poops don't turn into cement 
20:00 <faux> LOL LOOF
20:00 <slinky_J> ey loofz
20:00 <Serenity> i take iron a week before me period is due
20:00 <slinky_J> I got nothing against you by the way bro
20:00 <faux> zLl
20:00 <Serenity> otherwise i have no energy to move
20:00 <faux> Oh
20:00 <faux> Do they come heavy
20:00 <slinky_J> I got hard knives against Serenity!
20:00 <slinky_J> oi sezz
21:00 <Bastardly_One> dear God
21:00 <christopher> fuck u fucked on now
21:00 <Bastardly_One> time for a walk I think 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris is gonna be ranting all night 
21:00 <couleurs> Bye Dragon_Age_Inquisition 
21:00 <christopher> hi
21:00 <christopher> fucken this be fucked
21:00 <christopher> i cant sleep ever now
21:00 <Serenity> hte first day is awful
21:00 <Serenity> its like.. a horror movie
21:00 <slinky_J> did you read I said ghostface isnt going to be in the scream tv series?
21:00 <slinky_J> lolz
21:00 <faux> Oh dear 
21:00 <slinky_J> apparently.
21:00 <Serenity> how is it scream without ghost face
21:00 <slinky_J> NO SHIT MANG
21:00 <faux> Mine have only come super heavy once and I wanted to cry
21:00 <slinky_J> it's only in pilot production still
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> wide set vagina + a heavy flow
21:00 <faux> I pllpd a clot as big as my palm
21:00 <Serenity> like that
21:00 <Serenity> sneezing on your period meme
21:00 <Loof> ok
21:00 <faux> Uluru was at the bottom of the loo
22:00 <christopher> unless i put couch against door
22:00 <christopher> u want crazy chris
22:00 <christopher> u gonna get him
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <simba> i want Silent chris
22:00 <simba> gimmie that chris
22:00 <simba> i want broken keyboard chris
22:00 <couleurs> agreed.
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
22:00 <Serenity> yeah my first day is like that every time faux
22:00 <faux> loof talks about eating dog shit abd fucking his father and we talk about periods and he's gone
22:00 <Serenity> i dont leave the house if i can help it
22:00 <ShoutingWhispers> it's a sacred site dont flush it
22:00 <amsy> lmao
22:00 <faux> That sucks
22:00 <Skirmish> All this golden irc chat and my blog is down. lol
22:00 <Serenity> least we know how to get rid of him now haha
23:00 <faux> You have an irc blog?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> save it for a rainy day skirmish
23:00 <Skirmish> No. It died. 
23:00 <faux> Dear diary 2day serenity voiced me lel
23:00 <faux> Was EPIC
23:00 <Serenity> http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/when-you-sneeze-on-your-period-meme.jpg
23:00 <Skirmish> I never get voiced. It was a collection of some of the most ridiculous shit said in here. 
23:00 <amsy> it was a b1 appreciation blog
23:00 <ShoutingWhispers> Dear diary my dialup conneciton is holding up and i have voice but i need to dial dominos for a pizza. #dilemma
23:00 <Serenity> i made it exclusively onto pieters bullying page
23:00 <faux> why is my phone such a loose bitch .. My charger just falls out 
23:00 <faux> Its pissing me off
24:00 <Skirmish> I want had a stroke in his sleep and forgets what irc is Chris. 
24:00 <christopher> fucken
24:00 <christopher> Skirmish
24:00 <christopher> u gonna get cancer
24:00 <christopher> i wish u get cancer
24:00 <christopher> there u will
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> he has a page?
24:00 <Skirmish> It had lots of people in it. Why does everyone call it a B1 page? 
24:00 <ShoutingWhispers> i saw pieter's rant on fb
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG links!
24:00 <ShoutingWhispers> that was pretty insane
24:00 <Serenity> i cant link it as i have him blocked
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh
24:00 <Serenity> he names me though SARAH LITTLE FROM PERTH GUYS
24:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: He started a "Name and shame cyber bullies" group on facebook. Has 18 people joined. 
24:00 <Serenity> GO FUCK HER UP CAUSE SHES FAT
24:00 <ShoutingWhispers> it's amazing the affect you have on him
24:00 <faux> is that the one that Ricki lee joined 
24:00 <faux> Lmao
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> name and shame
24:00 <Serenity> apparently faux lol but i see no ricki lee
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> Og gawd!
24:00 <faux> Hahahahaahahhahahaha
25:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish is an ok guy
25:00 <TokenDaRing> that's not nice to wish on someone
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH gawd*
25:00 <Serenity> Skirmish if you go to it
25:00 <Serenity> it has 6 people
25:00 <Skirmish> He is railing against the cyber bullies ... by being a cyber bully. 
25:00 <Serenity> i dont know why it says 18
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone should name and shame him as a paranoid drug addict
25:00 <slinky_J> the Weinsteins want to force a Scream 5sorry
25:00 <slinky_J> oops
25:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I joined it today not sure if he has accepted yet. 
25:00 <slinky_J> soz was distracted lolz
25:00 <faux> Link us
25:00 <faux> U fuks
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd….
25:00 <slinky_J> i fox!
25:00 <Serenity> its quite the lols
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh well, he is banned from here what else will he do with his time….
26:00 <slinky_J> oh gawsh
26:00 <faux> CAN SOMEONE LINK IT
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> create FB cyber team
26:00 <Serenity> thats why he started it
26:00 <Skirmish> Hang on have to log in as Bernard. 
26:00 <slinky_J> wait
26:00 <slinky_J> no offense Skirmish
26:00 <Serenity> lol cause i banned him last year
26:00 <slinky_J> but why do you have to bring up channel bullshit every day
26:00 <Serenity> not in mains please
26:00 <slinky_J> just to instigate some shitty situational comedy, to your own benifit
26:00 <slinky_J> ?
26:00 <Skirmish> I didn't bring it up slinky_J. 
26:00 <slinky_J> I didn't say now.
26:00 <Skirmish> It was going before I arrived. Nice whinge though. 
27:00 <christopher> well not nice what they do
27:00 <christopher> either
27:00 <christopher> they do worse
27:00 <christopher> even
27:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: just calm a down a bit
27:00 <christopher> and u saying 
27:00 <TokenDaRing> if someone broke into your place
27:00 <TokenDaRing> call the police
27:00 <TokenDaRing> get them to investigate
27:00 <christopher> why
27:00 <christopher> i stay awake nonstop
27:00 <Doodle> you're wasting your fingers TokenDaRing
27:00 <christopher> do go newhere
27:00 <TokenDaRing> because that's what a normal person would do
27:00 <Serenity> i had a whopper for dinner
27:00 <Serenity> it was yum
27:00 <slinky_J> I just wonder is all
27:00 <Skirmish> Keep sooking it up slinky_J. 
27:00 <slinky_J> k
27:00 <slinky_J> if i get a prize
27:00 <ShoutingWhispers> Pieter should have a webcam streaming live as he rants on IRC -- so we can see the contrast between when he's saying he's wearing new Ray Bans but all it is is sharpies drawn around his eyes and ears
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> crumbed chicken / garlic things + salad + was yum
27:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/groups/642903162451484/?pnref=story    <-------- See if that works
28:00 <Doodle> we;ve all been here
28:00 <christopher> that fucks it up
28:00 <christopher> if i dont leave for a month
28:00 <christopher> ever
28:00 <christopher> fucks your whole plan
28:00 <TokenDaRing> what plan?
28:00 <christopher> ask Skirmish
28:00 <Doodle> he is paranoid that we're out to get him
28:00 <christopher> he is the
28:00 <christopher> one 
28:00 <Doodle> and raping him in his sleep
28:00 <TokenDaRing> the ONE?
28:00 <Serenity> I SAID NOT IN MAINS
28:00 <Serenity> FAR OUT
28:00 <Skirmish> It's to a facebook group. 
28:00 <Skirmish> Can't link facebook groups?
28:00 <Serenity> yeah with my fucking name all over it
29:00 <TokenDaRing> the chosen one?
29:00 <Skirmish> Yeah ask me. I know heaps of stuff. 
29:00 <christopher> only needs ending
29:00 <christopher> one
29:00 <Doodle> christopher you haven't been sleeping with your head in the kitty litter tray by any chance have you
29:00 <stebie> insta-stubble
29:00 <amsy> hi cc !
29:00 <christopher> that happens again
29:00 <christopher> i film it
29:00 <ShoutingWhispers> im surprised the page is still up
29:00 <matrix> I remember a time when all links were banned ....
29:00 <ShoutingWhispers> is he recreating it all the time?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> free ugly kids, and you're a fat mole…. yeah awesome page!
29:00 <ShoutingWhispers> i suppose he'd get banned by then
29:00 <Serenity> yeah fb doesnt care
29:00 <Serenity> who the fucks ShadowLurker
29:00 <Serenity> er
29:00 <Serenity> ShoutingWhispers
29:00 <Serenity> is that taco
29:00 <ShoutingWhispers> xm
29:00 <Serenity> lol kate! free kids..
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> FREE! 
30:00 <christopher> my lock should not have unlock that way
30:00 <TokenDaRing> he's going to film himself getting up in the night and releaving himself into the kitty litter
30:00 <Skirmish> lol
30:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !
30:00 <Doodle> ^_^
30:00 <Serenity> ohh hello
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you win them?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> or pick them up somewhere?
30:00 <Serenity> i would have whois'd but im running on 64k atm and apparently you cant whois with net that slow
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
30:00 <faux> Lol you said your name before!
30:00 <Skirmish> I am disappointed. I was led to believe that Delta and Ricki Lee had joined this group.
31:00 <stebie> ^_-
31:00 <slinky_J> tonites simpsons suck-o-rama
31:00 <Skirmish> Watch his poor sick looking cat stumble around the house. 
31:00 <TokenDaRing> hello picard
31:00 <TokenDaRing> how are you, my good friend?
31:00 <picard> Hello
31:00 <picard> I'm well thanks
31:00 <picard> Yourself?
31:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm doing good
31:00 <Doodle> must have been a roaring trade for ice in mildura today, 40 degrees
31:00 <TokenDaRing> I trust your day was enjoyable
31:00 <faux> There's only 6 people
31:00 <Skirmish> Instead, it's Lumeah and randoms. 
31:00 <amsy> delta? 
31:00 <Serenity> yeah faux rofl
31:00 <ShoutingWhispers> goodrem
31:00 <Skirmish> Delta Goodrum. 
31:00 <Serenity> delta goodrem
31:00 <amsy> the gladiator?
31:00 <Serenity> and ricki lee
31:00 <amsy> hahaha oh yeah
32:00 <couleurs> how u amsy 
32:00 <Serenity> dont correct me snot face
32:00 <amsy> i forgot she existee
32:00 <ShoutingWhispers> delta goodrem maximus
32:00 <Serenity> apparently ricki lee was going to help him 'get me'
32:00 <amsy> d
32:00 <faux> lol lumeah studied at Yallah TAFE
32:00 <faux> ehehehehehehehe
32:00 <faux> Funny suburb
32:00 <Skirmish> They were all added on Monday .... I thought this group had been going for ages? 
32:00 <Serenity> ricki lee who fights against bullying of peoples weight was going to help pieter get me
32:00 <faux> lmao
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> right….
33:00 <picard> Windy as all fuck here now
33:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: try closing your legs then
33:00 <faux> Ricki lee is more irrelevant than the end pieces of bread
33:00 <Lumeah> I didn't ask to join the group 
33:00 <Serenity> trust lumeah to be in there
33:00 <faux> what.
33:00 <Lumeah> I just didn't leave it yet. 
33:00 <Skirmish> Pieter joined 9 months ago ... the rest were added on Monday. GO TEAM! 
33:00 <Serenity> hes going to report me to DCP
33:00 <Serenity> for being on irc during the day
33:00 <faux> What's that
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> team awesome!
33:00 <Serenity> child protection
33:00 <faux> lol.
33:00 <Serenity> cause i neglect my kids
33:00 <faux> For not taking care of your kids when they're at school 
33:00 <Serenity> ...
34:00 <amsy> im good n u
34:00 <couleurs> lucky you don't wear a toupee picard 
34:00 <couleurs> im good 2
34:00 <faux> Oh ok
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, good luck with that….
34:00 <Skirmish> Maybe when he calls he will get Kate?
34:00 <Serenity> LOL yeah theyre at school 7 hours a day im meant to stand outside th gates waiting for them
34:00 <faux> How dare you not sit outside their school with binoculars
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i work in a women's refuge
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> sorry SHS
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> specialist homeless service 
34:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe someone should report Pieter to DHS that he doesn't look for work and just wastes money on drugs
35:00 <amsy> :))))))))
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> and allegedly i'm part of some inner city network
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i say allegedly because i have no idea what the network is
35:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: If you worked in Melbourne, Pieter would probably hang outside the refuge wondering why all the sexy jack rabbits weren't all over him.
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Pieter would be scummy enough to try pick up in a womens shelter
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <simba> maybe he did until 1 windy day
36:00 <TokenDaRing> his view would be that they're damaged people and would appreciate his loving
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @skimish
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> then i'd call the po po on his ass
36:00 <Skirmish> lol who said you were part of an inner city network? 
37:00 <picard> couleurs:  I'm not vain
37:00 <picard> Simba my little mate how are you
37:00 <TokenDaRing> at that point he'd weet his pants
37:00 <TokenDaRing> wet*
37:00 <TokenDaRing> and start thrusting at the wall
37:00 <StrykerX>  <TokenDaRing> Pieter would be scummy enough to try pick up in a womens shelter
37:00 <StrykerX>  <TokenDaRing> his view would be that they're damaged people and would appreciate his loving
37:00 <StrykerX> Sad but true
37:00 <TokenDaRing> there are guys who legit think that shit
37:00 <StrykerX> Screaming "I'm fuckin sexy"
37:00 <Skirmish> lol
37:00 <Serenity> his page just confuses me thats all
37:00 <TokenDaRing> they go for women with low self esteem because they think it's easy wins
38:00 <couleurs> your so vane u tink dis song bout u dontchu dontchu dontchu
38:00 <amsy> coffee
38:00 <couleurs> --- twent lesnor
38:00 <couleurs> YOU DON'T DRINK COFFEE
38:00 <Loof> good idea
38:00 <amsy> hahaha true
38:00 <amsy> but that song reminds me of coffee!!!!!
38:00 <Serenity> its against bullying.. by advocating bullyinh?
38:00 <TokenDaRing> his page confuses everyone
38:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, it's Pieter
38:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: It makes perfect sense to someone high on ice. 
38:00 <StrykerX> Nothing he says makes sense
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity, it's not bullying when Pieter does it
38:00 <TokenDaRing> don't you see
38:00 <TokenDaRing> it's ok for him
38:00 <TokenDaRing> because in his mind he's never wrong
38:00 <Serenity> not that im going to scream that im being bullied it really doesnt concern me
39:00 <couleurs> I Like It A Lot.
39:00 <picard> http://knoxford.com.au/new-ford-mustang
39:00 <picard> I want one
39:00 <Skirmish> Zayden Mac is the only person that likes his posts from what I can see. Man crush incoming. 
39:00 <TokenDaRing> Pieter is a mystery to anyone who isn't Pieter
39:00 <Serenity> ive been tempted to start a mock page on him but.. i just dont have the time
39:00 <Skirmish> Oh my bad ... he likes his own posts too.
39:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean, this is a guy who has legit fucked his body on drugs so much he needs viagra
39:00 <Serenity> lol yuuck
40:00 <couleurs> looks ok... how much
40:00 <picard> Think they are 80k
40:00 <christopher> lol
40:00 <Serenity> i really dont want to think about his hopeless slug
40:00 <Skirmish> Waiting anxiously at the docs for my test results , the seconds hand is ticking over much slower than normal ...       <------------ He has aids. *spoiler alert*
40:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish:  maybe it was from that girl he picked up on IRC the other week
40:00 <TokenDaRing> remembe how he was in here bragging about it?
40:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah? Maybe. 
40:00 <TokenDaRing> like, last monday or something
41:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
41:00 <TokenDaRing> he was all "Oh yeah there's some nice people on IRC still, met one last night"
41:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10947272_10155342249275045_9144254345408306055_n.jpg?oh=7d331fb682b0143d1e3768bd6bd14c0c&oe=5561A861&__gda__=1432320820_4875dab1bca14d10f64c9322910abf36
41:00 <StrykerX> He reckons it was Mel
41:00 <Skirmish> Speaking of girls off irc. How is Psybr going with his new family? 
41:00 <StrykerX> I call bs
41:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah mel hates him
41:00 <TokenDaRing> it was probably lumeah
41:00 <Serenity> mel might have the brain of a guinea pig but she wouldnt fuck him
42:00 <simba> im taling 2 chase reed on tha t site
42:00 <couleurs> Pass.
42:00 <Skirmish> certainly hope not anyway. 
42:00 <StrykerX> She's better than that
43:00 <picard> simba:
43:00 <couleurs> only good ford is teh focus rs
43:00 <couleurs> Next !
43:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
43:00 <picard> Lol
43:00 <Serenity> i dont know if shes better than that
43:00 <Serenity> but she wouldnt
43:00 <[Maverick]> yeah. she wouldn't touch him 
44:00 <simba> Amy Lakewood:
44:00 <simba> Yes, the Mustang does come equipped with four wheels. Was there a budget you wanted to stay within?
44:00 <Skirmish> I don't think the Mustang will start at 80K otherwise Ford may as well pack up shop altogether in Australia. 
44:00 <couleurs> lmao
44:00 <picard> I said I was guessing
44:00 <picard> They aren't cheap
44:00 <couleurs> focus rs is gonna be $55k i think
44:00 <faux> Woudlnt touch who
44:00 <Serenity> mel and pieter
44:00 <[Maverick]> she has enough issues as it is to go running around rooting Pieter. 
44:00 <faux> Shed touch anything that gave her attn
44:00 <faux> Or weed
44:00 <Serenity> rofl
45:00 <Skirmish> couleurs: They are bringing out the AWD Focus Turbo RS. Sex on wheels. 
45:00 <couleurs> yeas
45:00 <couleurs> wrx/evo competitor
45:00 <picard> 1,0Dealers are currently providing potential buyers with a price guide of between $50,000 and $70,000 for the sixth-generation Mustang, mainly to help overcome the perception of Mustangs being a near-$100,000 proposition in this country.
45:00 <picard> 1
45:00 <couleurs> mustang is 4 old bald ppl
45:00 <faux> you'd need a big bottle of dettol to recover from that 
45:00 <Serenity> bottle of dettol and a lighter
46:00 <picard> Mmmmm
46:00 <picard> 1,0Dealers are currently providing potential buyers with a price guide of between $50,000 and $70,000 for the sixth-generation Mustang, mainly to help overcome the perception of Mustangs being a near-$100,000 proposition in this country
46:00 <Skirmish> People in the past associated them with a $100k price tag because that is about how much it was to import one and have it converted to R/H drive. 
46:00 <steven_> haha
46:00 <faux> Looll
46:00 <simba> loll
46:00 <[Maverick]> just set yourself on fire. 
47:00 <stebie> silly
47:00 <couleurs> Picard doesn't know how to use a computer
47:00 <couleurs> he's that old
47:00 <Skirmish> If they roll out at $55k I will seriously consider one. 
47:00 <Skirmish> .... in about 4 or so years. 
47:00 <faux> Yes thanks I think that's what she meant 
47:00 <faux> lolll
48:00 <christopher> lol
48:00 <couleurs> :D
48:00 <Doodle> [21:45] <couleurs> mustang is 4 old bald ppl
48:00 <Doodle> agreed
48:00 <christopher>  look between nose and ears i willing to enjoy encounter all those years
48:00 <christopher> steer far away if not want to stay
48:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/s2N6kZW8SDc
48:00 <couleurs> Very Nise !
49:00 <Fez> W
49:00 <Bonny> hey maurice
49:00 <Fez> Ww rwi 
49:00 <Skirmish> So tired of this bali pair showing up in my feed. 
49:00 <Serenity> rofl
49:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
49:00 <simba> yes good morning
49:00 <Serenity> faux its so hot here :(
49:00 <Sunbeam> hi simba :)
49:00 <[Maverick]> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=766318226779051
50:00 <simba> Ww rwi
50:00 <christopher> h              ______            h   
50:00 <christopher> a             (__  __)           e
50:00 <christopher> m               /  \             a
50:00 <christopher> a            (((>__<)))          d 
50:00 <couleurs> Ww rwi 
50:00 <christopher> opps
50:00 <Sunbeam> hi Serenity :)
50:00 <Sunbeam> hi slower :)
50:00 <faux> Um sez
50:00 <Serenity> hi whoever you are
50:00 <christopher> hi faux
50:00 <faux> Its been like 28 here but the humidity has been DISGUSTING so I've had aircon on anyway 
50:00 <Skirmish> Some english chick. 
50:00 <faux> I HATE HATE HATE HUMIDITY
50:00 <christopher> yep
50:00 <Sunbeam> hi Skirmish :)
50:00 <faux> HI CHRISTOPHER 
50:00 <Serenity> humidity is disgusting
50:00 <Skirmish> Hi Sunbeam. 
50:00 <faux> wow caps
50:00 <slower> hello Sunbeam
50:00 <faux> I'm not that excited 
50:00 <Sunbeam> more a hen than a chick lol
50:00 <christopher> :)
51:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
51:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npN8c0xaAm8
51:00 <nate> hammer head peaking over a fence?
51:00 <Skirmish> some hen from england*
51:00 <Sunbeam> lol
51:00 <simba> lol mav
51:00 <Serenity> its like 70% humidity here atm
51:00 <Serenity> at 30 degrees
51:00 <simba> thats the worst tune ever
51:00 <simba> wow wow zzhzhizkjzkiozkiz
52:00 <christopher> i can draw that
52:00 <faux> OMG
52:00 <faux> GUYS
52:00 <faux> THE FOOD DISLODGED
52:00 <faux> IM FREE
52:00 <Serenity> lool
52:00 <faux> thx for your suppoet
52:00 <Serenity> what food was it
52:00 <faux> Bread
53:00 <simba> i can fix that
53:00 <faux> burgen soy and linseed to be exact 
53:00 <faux> I poop seeds
53:00 <doctor> They never digest fully
53:00 <faux> Yah
53:00 <faux> That's why I poop them
53:00 <christopher> lol
53:00 <faux> Lol
54:00 <simba> - niga in holes
54:00 <Serenity> im watching wipeout
55:00 <christopher> m          ^ ^ ^ ^          o
55:00 <christopher> e         /(|) (|)\         O
55:00 <christopher> e         \== Y ==/         W 
55:00 <christopher> opps
55:00 <Vagisil> wow
55:00 <Vagisil> this internet is really starting to piss me off
55:00 <christopher> lol
55:00 <TokenDaRing> Vagisil: go on another one then
55:00 <TokenDaRing> there are many internets
55:00 <TokenDaRing> this is just one of them
55:00 <couleurs> it's chris' internet now
55:00 <Vagisil> lol
55:00 <Serenity> this shit is so bad
56:00 <TokenDaRing> hello picard
56:00 <picard> TokenDaRing:
57:00 <Taco> duz chris 0wn da inet?
57:00 <TokenDaRing> wife let you on irc?
57:00 <picard> she has no control over what I do
57:00 <picard> Where is your bf?
57:00 <Serenity> if i had a wife i wouldnt let her on here with you perverts
58:00 <stebie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE4LVSESyXc
58:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Silicon Valley- Mean Jerk Time Views: 180,240   Uploaded: Published on Jun 2, 2014 Duration: 2 Minutes 41 Seconds 
58:00 <Emma> haahaha
58:00 <picard> Lol
59:00 <couleurs> best show of 2014
59:00 <picard> You are the biggest prevent off all Serenity
59:00 <Skirmish> I am glad that the few times Kayla has opened mirc and checked it out nothing interesting has been happening. 
59:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: do you still hate gay people?
59:00 <faux> prevent 
59:00 <picard> Kayla?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> alright - what did i miss?
00:00 <couleurs> apart from true detective
00:00 <couleurs> thank u stebie 
00:00 <simba> its haverchuck
00:00 <faux> Me
00:00 <faux> Obv
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> nothing - awesome
00:00 <faux> Oh
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv faux
00:00 <picard> Fucken ipad
00:00 <amsy> rude
00:00 <picard> Pervert
00:00 <faux> Well then
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you too amsy!
00:00 <Serenity> i am not a pervert.. ..
00:00 <faux> phew
00:00 <amsy> haha
00:00 <Serenity> shh
00:00 <picard> I don't hate gay people Skirmish
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> you just want to kill them?
01:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: you cat broke your lock
01:00 <picard> Yes u are Serenity
01:00 <picard> No Kate
01:00 <Skirmish> ok ... that's good to know. 
01:00 <picard> We should desex them
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: he's trying to convince himself of that
01:00 <picard> Lol
01:00 <TokenDaRing> not you
01:00 <picard> Skirmish:  isn't gay
01:00 <Skirmish> I don't cre what picard is doing. 
02:00 <picard> Mmmmm
02:00 <Taco> hey look its baldie
02:00 <Taco> everybody wave and say hi baldie
02:00 <Skirmish> Don't blame his cat! he will have a mental and hurt it. 
02:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/SwTonKwwzYM
02:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Silicon Valley Season 2: Promo (HBO) Views: 1,087,244   Uploaded: Published on Feb 6, 2015 Duration: 1 Minutes 11 Seconds 
02:00 <TokenDaRing> hey picard how's the wife?
02:00 <picard> Good
02:00 <picard> Cre?
02:00 <christopher> care
02:00 <faux> mm crepe
02:00 <christopher> u eating faux
02:00 <doctor> crepe de la crap
02:00 <faux> No
02:00 <faux> I'm peeing 
02:00 <faux> Brb
02:00 <christopher> nice
02:00 <picard> Faux is eating penis
03:00 <picard> Skirmish:
03:00 <couleurs> 1:11.... iLLuMiNaTi
03:00 <Skirmish> Now christopher is fapping. 
03:00 <christopher> nope
03:00 <Serenity> i want chocolate
03:00 <picard> TokenDaRing: Y are you back in your box and not so mouthy?
03:00 <simba> Lifes Short, Fuck Hard --- Piet !
03:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: one might ask you the same question
03:00 <picard> Simba hello
04:00 <picard> Mmmmm
04:00 <simba> fuck up picard
04:00 <TokenDaRing> usually you're all "I fucking hate the gays, fucking kill them"
04:00 <picard> Don't be so rude simba
04:00 <stevenn> hahaha
04:00 <doctor> picards bi himself
04:00 <picard> I've never said kill faggots
04:00 <TokenDaRing> yes you have you lying sack of crap
04:00 <nate> no picard is buy ;l
04:00 <picard> I just don't like them
04:00 <simba> when you get that old gay and straight are irrelevent
04:00 <Skirmish> This conversation is going no where fast. 
04:00 <doctor> lol simba 
04:00 <picard> Simba u wish I was gay
04:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: are you worried they'll hit on you
05:00 <Taco> u no wat'd be rly cool. a Hulu titler so i can paste hulu links n laugh @ u guiz 4 not havin hulu
05:00 <Skirmish> Hey DemonsRun, how was basketball? 
05:00 <picard> No TokenDaRing
05:00 <nate> i dunno simba picard has alot of sex appeal ;l
05:00 <nate> picard has any ladies checked you out lately!
06:00 <picard> No
06:00 <Taco> shuttup u non-huluer
06:00 <picard> Bitch
06:00 <Skirmish> Do you mean sex appeals like in a court? 
06:00 <Skirmish> I'd believe that. 
06:00 <picard> I can honestly say I've never been to court
06:00 <simba> congrats
06:00 <nate> not even to hit on a sexy lawyer
07:00 <Skirmish> My internet isn't good enough for hulu. I tried. 
07:00 <Skirmish> If you're really that bald creepy gremlin showing his willy to bron in that msn cam log that's going around .... I find that very hard to believe that you've never been to court. 
07:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL Skirmish
07:00 <TokenDaRing> Indecent exposure charges?
07:00 <nate> taking off his hat?
08:00 <Serenity> oh i missed faux :(
08:00 <picard> Serenity:  wtf?
08:00 <picard> When did u come back?
08:00 <Taco> hulu only uses about 1-2mbit?
08:00 <Taco> right now thats all i have 2
08:00 <Taco> telstra come tomorrow yay
08:00 <nate> o,O
08:00 <picard> What's my bald head got to do with the law?
08:00 <picard> It's.
08:00 <picard> It's illegal to be bald?
08:00 <TokenDaRing> which head are we talking about here?
08:00 <Skirmish> Your bald head has nothing to do with it. Exposing your albino jelly bean to young girls could have a lot to do with the law though. 
09:00 <Skirmish> I get 2.5 no problem. Netflix is superb but when I tried Hulu it always kept buffering. 
09:00 <Taco> thats actually exetel's akamai appliance
09:00 <Serenity> 2 days ago?
09:00 <Serenity> dunno
09:00 <picard> We
09:00 <picard> Wb
09:00 <picard> U were missed
09:00 <Taco> Serenity, Skirmish was pleasantly surprised 2 c u bak
09:00 <picard> Bron is old
09:00 <nate> virile picard
09:00 <picard> Get some new material u cretins
09:00 <Skirmish> She is now. How old was she when you were exposing yourself at her? 
09:00 <faux> It wasn't albino
09:00 <faux> It was orange and looked like a baby carrot
09:00 <picard> 20ish
10:00 <picard> Lies
10:00 <Serenity> skirmish loves me
10:00 <Skirmish> Lwaxana sent Serenity a message saying "Fuck this shit, that picard is a fuckwit, you can have it" and now she's back. That's how it happened. 
10:00 <Vagisil> hmm maybe its my router
10:00 <Serenity> lol nahh the way it happened was much funnier
10:00 <picard> U r placed simba?
10:00 <picard> Replaced
10:00 <Skirmish> lol 
10:00 <picard> Ask Adonis  he was there
10:00 <Skirmish> By 20ish you mean she was 17. 
10:00 <nate> who honestly doesnt flash a bit of cawk to underage girls
10:00 <picard> No she was 20-21
10:00 <Serenity> bron was 18 when that happened.
10:00 <faux> 17 isn't illegal 
10:00 <TokenDaRing> nate: not me
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <faux> Is it
10:00 <faux> .
10:00 <TokenDaRing> faux: yes it is
10:00 <Serenity> its illegal for imagery
10:00 <nate> haha!
10:00 <Serenity> its child porn
10:00 <picard> Serenity:  that's not what Adonis said
10:00 <Serenity> and she could get in as much trouble has the person looking at it if she was 17
11:00 <Vagisil> fucking 5ghz wont turn on
11:00 <TokenDaRing> picard is your wife out babysitting tonight?
11:00 <simba> yep
11:00 <simba> U r placed
11:00 <picard> No
11:00 <Taco> simba is just a lvl 150 trainee op :P
11:00 <Skirmish> Yeah simba sent a message too saying "Fuck this shit, that picard is a fuckwit, you can have this". 
11:00 <simba> [email protected]
11:00 <picard> Skirmish:  please hush, boy
11:00 <faux> Oh
11:00 <faux> Well then
11:00 <nate> it was love
11:00 <doctor> IRC can be too creepy
11:00 <nate> thats life doctor feel good ;D
11:00 <doctor> yeah, life is creepy too
12:00 <couleurs> lol
12:00 <picard> No _ fool
12:00 <Serenity> no simba is still here
12:00 <picard> Ban him for posting my email
12:00 <Serenity> i enjoy simba
12:00 <picard> No one else does
12:00 <doctor> I suppose it's one the same anyway
12:00 <nate> are u a real doctor?
12:00 <doctor> Nah
12:00 <Skirmish> The log was funny though. "Kids are in bed, wife going soon ... get ready". 
12:00 <nate> or do u like to play doctor
12:00 <[Maverick]> Wasn't the that pic shopped anywaus? 
12:00 <doctor> I'm just crazy
12:00 <[Maverick]> also.. Skirmish
12:00 <[Maverick]> drop it 
13:00 <picard> Well maybe a few gay guys at Mars Bar
13:00 <TokenDaRing> no one really enjoys you picard
13:00 <TokenDaRing> not even your wife
13:00 <picard> Lies
13:00 <couleurs> picard doesn't even enjoy picard 
13:00 <Serenity> i have been in bed with a fucking migraine all arvo
13:00 <Taco> picard can't masturbate, because his subcontious knows he's having sex with himself and is turned off
13:00 <Skirmish> ha ha ha ha ha
13:00 <nate> Skirmish has a fancination with picards skills of tempting the ladies
13:00 <nate> haha :D
13:00 <faux> ha ha ha ha ha
13:00 <simba> Baahahahaahahaha.
13:00 <picard> Fucken
13:00 <Serenity> maybe skirmish wnts to see picards carrot
14:00 <Skirmish> No thanks picard. Once is enough. 
14:00 <[Maverick]> lol.. I think Skirmish has a thing for old men.. it's either picard or b1 
14:00 <picard> I will get it hard for u baby
14:00 <Skirmish> I think Mav has a thing for me. 
14:00 <nate> blue pill ;D
15:00 <TokenDaRing> [Maverick]: kind of like how you gave your number to TheMayo?
15:00 <picard> Eeew mav
15:00 <ShoutingWhispers> http://i.imgur.com/scWQDSt.png
15:00 <nate> themayo is a sweetheart
15:00 <ShoutingWhispers> pieter!!!!!
15:00 <[Maverick]> ummm yeah.. but accident.
15:00 <[Maverick]> so fuck off. 
15:00 <nate> lol crime stoppers
16:00 <nate> we all make mistakes mavs;l
16:00 <nate> it will be ok
16:00 <picard> Lol
16:00 <simba> <Picard> one night with me and i can show u how to have the ladies eating out of the palm of your hand
16:00 <picard> Simba?
16:00 <couleurs> lol
16:00 <nate> are the ladies gorillas?
17:00 <picard> Faking logs again lad?
17:00 <simba> the lady gorillas
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <picard> Anyone who knows me would know I don't speak like that
17:00 <simba> dont need to make up picard quotes
17:00 <nate> picard has soo many seeds hes a millionare
17:00 <picard> It would be more like, come with me for a night and even u will get laid,if I can't get a chic drunk enough not to think u are hideous.
18:00 <nate> its a good plan
18:00 <picard> Poor simbicile
18:00 <simba> how much youve typed has made it obvious its real
18:00 <picard> 😓
18:00 <nate> hes even got a nick name for you simba
18:00 <nate> :D~
18:00 <picard> Cretin
19:00 <simba> gotta give partay credit 4 that one
19:00 <nate> ahh mr partay
19:00 <picard> Ahhhh partgay
20:00 <nate> i say congrats to picard for giving it a go, well all need a wife and a girlfriend on the side
20:00 <nate> bliss
20:00 <picard> Lol
20:00 <picard> If only u cunts knew :)
21:00 <Skirmish> if only we were interested. 
21:00 <TokenDaRing> it's a pity picard feels the need to cheat on his wife
21:00 <TokenDaRing> I feel sorry for her
21:00 <TokenDaRing> poor woman
22:00 <nate> its b1! let the thrill ride begin
22:00 <Skirmish> Sunbeam has the good idea ... 
23:00 <nate> lots of kisses from Skirmish?
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Skirmish> You have to earn my kisses. 
23:00 <Doodle> strawberry ones
23:00 <Skirmish> I don't just give them out. 
23:00 <nate> wowzers
24:00 <nate> for a hard earned kiss
24:00 <nate> victora bitter kisses
24:00 <Doodle> just like mummy's
26:00 <nate> FEz welcome hottie!
26:00 <amsy> haha
26:00 <couleurs> stop being so nice 2 every1 nate 
26:00 <nate> fez doesnt like compliments
26:00 <nate> so i wasnt being nice:)
27:00 <Doodle> he's trying to catch them off guard
27:00 <Doodle> then BAM
27:00 <Doodle> in for the kill
27:00 <nate> and POop!
27:00 <nate> yeah i like to build them up
27:00 <couleurs> well then... that 1 spicey meatbole
27:00 <nate> and then snapo!
27:00 <amsy> n BOOM
28:00 <Doodle> they'll never know what hit them
28:00 <Doodle> until the crimestoppers story
28:00 <nate> i'll hit them with a picard snap chat picture
28:00 <Doodle> loooool
28:00 <nate> ohh yeah!
29:00 <Doodle> why hasnt anyone invented snatchchat yet
29:00 <picard> Fucken
29:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish: we lost. Sorry at pub. Be home in an hour 
29:00 <amsy> thats basically snapchat doodle
29:00 <stebie> snatchroulette
29:00 <Skirmish> I am heading to bed. Chat over the weekend when I'm at work. 
29:00 <Doodle> oh fuck really
29:00 <Doodle> how did i not know this
29:00 <picard> Skirmish:  u are interested, u are obsessed with me
29:00 <nate> ok skirmy goodnight dream of picard
29:00 <Doodle> lolol
30:00 <picard> He will Nate
30:00 <couleurs> i thought this was snapchat
30:00 <Doodle> i thought this was my word processor green screen
30:00 <Doodle> who are you people
30:00 <picard> Naked and afraid need to remove the pixelation
30:00 <Doodle> how did you get in here
30:00 <Doodle> 10 goto 20
31:00 <Doodle> etc
31:00 <Doodle> w/evs
31:00 <couleurs> teh matrix has u noodle
31:00 <Skirmish> C64 coder hax
31:00 <Doodle> D:
31:00 <Doodle> load *8 something
31:00 <nate> naruto better not be a filler today
31:00 <Doodle> i cant remember i've done lots of drugs since then
31:00 <nate> WAAAJ!
31:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it's been waaaaay too long I can only remember RUN
31:00 <amsy> filler eps -_-
32:00 <nate> looking good 5 stars
32:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVEQua5bADs
32:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How to run load games on the commodore 64 C64 Views: 8,003   Uploaded: Published on Jan 22, 2013 Duration: 2 Minutes 55 Seconds 
32:00 <amsy> doesnt naruto end soon?
32:00 <nate> yup
32:00 <Doodle> press play on the tape drive
32:00 <amsy> what will you watch then?
32:00 <nate> more porn?
32:00 <Doodle> pornography
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <amsy> one piece!
32:00 <Doodle> zing
33:00 <Doodle> puppeneography
33:00 <nate> theres always new shows out
33:00 <amsy> haha
33:00 <nate> never fear
33:00 <couleurs> pizzagraphy
33:00 <Skirmish> [22:32] <Doodle> press play on the tape drive <--- Mine had a disc drive. 
33:00 <Doodle> same
33:00 <Doodle> i was being facetious
33:00 <nate> face sitter tious
34:00 <nate> i see:0
34:00 <Skirmish> We had 4 disc boxes of pirated games. 
34:00 <Doodle> (_*_)
34:00 <Doodle> same
34:00 <Skirmish> My dad must have been a master hacker. 
34:00 <Doodle> everyone did lol
34:00 <couleurs> i'm a pirate 
34:00 <Doodle> we used to get them from people at my mums work
34:00 <christopher> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/hence
34:00 <Skirmish> I remember he used to buy the magazines with the code inside to make basic games. 
34:00 <amsy> i had a sanic master system II
34:00 <Doodle>  <christopher> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/hencemebeinggay
35:00 <christopher> no
35:00 <Doodle> lol sanic
35:00 <christopher> its a song
35:00 <christopher> u idoit
35:00 <christopher> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/hence
35:00 <Doodle> i had a super kontario
35:00 <couleurs> alex the kidd built in game fun
35:00 <Skirmish> Alex the Kidd was the first ever in built console game I believe. 
35:00 <christopher> might become my new ringtone
35:00 <amsy> super nintendio
35:00 <christopher> lol
35:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: is that song you saying you're gay?
35:00 <Doodle> its in the title
35:00 <christopher> no 
36:00 <amsy> itsa me nintendo
36:00 <IAmSpeed> Atari's came with built in games.
36:00 <TokenDaRing> hence you being gay
36:00 <couleurs> <Student> Super Innuendo ;)
36:00 <amsy> lmao
36:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKI-ovYW2Nw
36:00 <christopher> if i was gay i would get sex
36:00 <christopher> i dont get sex
36:00 <Doodle> no you wouldnt
36:00 <TokenDaRing> no trust me
36:00 <TokenDaRing> gay men don't want you
36:00 <christopher> bullshit
36:00 <TokenDaRing> you're not stylish enough
36:00 <christopher> everyone wants me
37:00 <stebie> ok Pieter
37:00 <Doodle> your personal hygiene leaves a lot to be desired
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> not all gay men are stylish
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <Doodle> lolol stebie
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> who wants dick cheese?
37:00 <Skirmish> The combined RAM of all 61.9 million SNES sold would equal about 118GB. 
37:00 <christopher> not me
37:00 <Doodle> nutbutter?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <faux> Goodnight turds <3
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bob Seger - Night Moves.mp3 (12.65MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 13:49)
39:00 <couleurs> The combined brain cells of christopher and Pieter would equal about 0.
39:00 <Doodle> probably negative
39:00 <Skirmish> couleurs: You are going to end up on the name and shame cyber bullies facebook page if you continue down that road. 
39:00 <Doodle> haha
39:00 <TokenDaRing> on my lunch break today I saw a guy who looks and sounded like Chris
40:00 <couleurs> i thought i was already there
40:00 <Doodle> naem: couleurs hangs out: irc 
40:00 <TokenDaRing> but he was a labourer, in work clothes
40:00 <Doodle> dis guy
40:00 <TokenDaRing> and had the hottest girl on his arm
40:00 <TokenDaRing> otherwise yeah was like Chris' twin
40:00 <Doodle> but totally different
40:00 <Skirmish> christopher: See guys that look like you can get the girls, so it must be your personality that stinks. 
40:00 <TokenDaRing> had the same slurring voice too
40:00 <Skirmish> Fix it up.
40:00 <couleurs> <Pieter> fkn couleurs thinks he's so good FKN FIFA PLAYERS :P *muah*
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <stebie> lol
41:00 <slinky_J> from now on my name is Ooodd
41:00 <slinky_J> :P
41:00 <christopher> nah u dont meet ppl if u never go places
41:00 <slinky_J> kk stebz baeb
41:00 <slinky_J> mwa
41:00 <christopher> so u guys can just fuck up
41:00 <Doodle> go to work
41:00 <christopher> an grow up
42:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: if the guy I saw today had a hot girlfriend
42:00 <TokenDaRing> why don't you?
42:00 <christopher> cause i dont go newhere
42:00 <Skirmish> This isn't going to end well, so it has to be bed time. 
42:00 <stebie> you can find one here
42:00 <christopher> i not really looking
42:00 <Doodle> her penis might be bigger than yours tho
43:00 <stebie> :O
43:00 <christopher> haha
43:00 <nate> get him christopher!
44:00 <nate> any doodle will do
44:00 <christopher> wtf
44:00 <nate> slap down!
44:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Living Colour - Cult Of Personality.mp3 (4.39MB 192kbps Stereo 3:11)
44:00 <nate> christopher what girls do u like
44:00 <nate> settle it for doodle
44:00 <nate> he will fix u up
45:00 <Doodle> rofl
45:00 <christopher> i like ppl that are nice
45:00 <picard> Serenity: would make a great gf, hit on her
45:00 <Doodle> i like the nasty ones
45:00 <nate> nice with a huge rack?
45:00 <christopher> the melody is cool in this https://soundcloud.com/alisid/hence
46:00 <nate> huge rack of spices!
46:00 <christopher> yeah need food
46:00 <Doodle> show us ya turmeric
47:00 <Doodle> @mp3 L7 - Pretend We're Dead.mp3 (5.21MB 192kbps Stereo 3:47)
49:00 <christopher> fuck need beer
49:00 <couleurs> B 3 3 R
50:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: girls love a guy who's ok with kissing other guys
50:00 <Doodle> ^_^
50:00 <christopher> u idiot TokenDaRing
51:00 <christopher> man some u guys are lame
51:00 <christopher> ur more mental than me
51:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Nada Surf - Popular.mp3 (5.65MB 128kbps Stereo 6:10)
52:00 <amsy> im a quarterback
52:00 <christopher> ?
53:00 <picard> I should pay attention
53:00 <TokenDaRing> to your wife
53:00 <couleurs> my mom say's i'm a catch
53:00 <picard> Nuh she is a bitch
54:00 <TokenDaRing> thats why her and picard get along so well
54:00 <amsy> im populuuur
55:00 <Serenity> get fucked picard
55:00 <picard> Correct
55:00 <picard> Wtf Serenity
55:00 <picard> What did I do?
55:00 <Serenity> [7:45pm] <picard> Serenity: would make a great gf, hit on her
56:00 <picard> 😀
56:00 <picard> Just looking out for u Hun
56:00 <Maurice> DOODLE
56:00 <Maurice> IT'S BIN NIGHT
56:00 <Doodle> thx luvr
57:00 <Serenity> i have pineapple liquorice
57:00 <picard> Yuk
58:00 <Serenity> you're yuck
58:00 <slinky_J> pick-hard
58:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: you could always go out with lumeah
58:00 <slinky_J> huhu
58:00 <picard> Pineapple is yuk
58:00 <picard> TokenDaRing: fuck off,get over me I don't want you
59:00 <TokenDaRing> I suggested you date Lumeah
59:00 <TokenDaRing> not me
59:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't hate myself nearly enough to put myself through that
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <picard> Dick
01:00 <stebie> l4m3
02:00 <picard> The Bali 9 will soon be 7 lol
02:00 <stebie> lol
02:00 <picard> Good I say
02:00 <stebie> same
02:00 <picard> We need a legal system like that here
02:00 <stebie> going out with a bang
02:00 <stebie> morelike, bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
03:00 <picard> Lol
03:00 <stebie> i wonder if there's betting on the date it will take place
03:00 <picard> The Bali 7 just doesn't sound the same lol
03:00 <picard> They have been moved to another prison. Won't be long now
04:00 <ShadowLurker> good riddance
04:00 <ShadowLurker> now for boobs
04:00 <picard> Yes, boobs
04:00 <picard> Serenity:
04:00 <christopher> :)
04:00 <christopher> bossoms
05:00 <stebie> bewbs
05:00 <Serenity> picard
05:00 <picard> We were talking boobs, where are yours
05:00 <Serenity> in my shirt
06:00 <picard> Get them out pls
06:00 <picard> And take pics
07:00 <picard> Please
07:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: shouldn't you show yours first?
07:00 <slinky_J> I got one for ya
07:00 <slinky_J> I am so high I..
07:00 <simba> keep it in ur pants andrew the pharoah
07:00 <Serenity> no ty
08:00 <slinky_J> forgot to put the eggs in fridge til just now :)
08:00 <picard> TokenDaRing: not to you
08:00 <picard> Serenity: is more then welcome to skype me
08:00 <slinky_J> picard you killing cunts on irc tonight?
08:00 <TokenDaRing> Will you show her your boobs?
08:00 <picard> Joshua,no
08:00 <slinky_J> I don't think so after the Bastardly_One thing..
08:00 <ShadowLurker> lol @ picard
08:00 <slinky_J> :/
08:00 <ShadowLurker> dreaming
08:00 <picard> Why are u worried  the eggs are not in the fridge?
09:00 <picard> What B1 thing?
09:00 <slinky_J> if you were a strawberry picard, the eggs would be all over your face.
09:00 <slinky_J> the seed on strawberries are ovaries with ... yer.
09:00 <slinky_J> I just dissed you.
10:00 <picard> U are a drug fucked moron
10:00 <picard> U don't make sense
10:00 <picard> Simba
10:00 <slinky_J> Man!
11:00 <slinky_J> I am sweating my arse off in the celebrity jungle right now
11:00 <Serenity> fffuck
11:00 <Serenity> dc
11:00 <slinky_J> Ifacefuckforfree
12:00 <picard> Huh
13:00 <slinky_J> picard
13:00 <slinky_J> your victory with the elephant
14:00 <slinky_J> The Elephant your wife had to suck it's dick to let your ride it's ass in Thailand.
14:00 <slinky_J> huh
16:00 <picard> Stay off the crack u moron
16:00 <Sherlock> slinky_J boy :)
16:00 <Digerati> hmm
16:00 <amsy> ew :(
16:00 <Digerati> EW
17:00 <Doodle> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6b/c9/63/6bc963fd5294ed065cfd5ac1c5805364.jpg
17:00 <Digerati> your so EW
17:00 <amsy> my what
18:00 <Doodle> your humps
18:00 <Doodle> your lovely lady lumps
18:00 <amsy> flat
18:00 <Doodle> w/evs dont ruin it
18:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-b-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1908173_10153092773688896_1941617606621318278_n.jpg?oh=dab365180dfba46ae7a7fd3524f58dfc&oe=5596EA6F
18:00 <amsy> lmao
18:00 <Doodle> loool
19:00 <picard> slinky_J: would fuck that
19:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnhOYOQTc8I
19:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Musica per meditazione Yoga. Musica per meditare profondamente. Views: 6,748   Uploaded: Published on Nov 29, 2013 Duration: 42 Minutes 36 Seconds 
20:00 <Digerati> breathe
20:00 <Maurice> Hydrangeas are eww coz H's are eww
20:00 <Digerati> feel he air
20:00 <Doodle> totally
20:00 <Digerati> i feel the air around my testicles
20:00 <Doodle> thats fumes
21:00 <ShadowLurker> thats what that musty smell is
21:00 <Doodle> dont go near any flames
21:00 <Doodle> you'll blow your knackers off
21:00 <ShadowLurker> phwoomff
21:00 <Digerati> my testicles are expanding
22:00 <ShadowLurker> have a wank
22:00 <Digerati> hmm
22:00 <slinky_J> soz had to do more crack
22:00 <slinky_J> smurfcrack
22:00 <slinky_J> rids you of the blues
22:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPVX75VIpqg
22:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 432 hz DNA Healing/Chakra Cleansing Meditation/Relaxation Music Views: 595,198   Uploaded: Published on Sep 4, 2014 Duration: 268 Minutes 9 Seconds 
23:00 <Doodle> right in the chakra
26:00 <slinky_J> I am going to do something never done on irc
26:00 <slinky_J> [22:53] * Fiona ([email protected]) Quit (Client exited)
26:00 <slinky_J> *taps that ass*
26:00 <picard> Fuck me
27:00 <slinky_J> In Thailand
27:00 <Doodle> i'm confused
27:00 <ShadowLurker> no thanks
27:00 <picard> Cmon ShadowLurker
27:00 <picard> I know your keen
27:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: you want ShadowLurker to give you a good rogering?
28:00 <Doodle> dont encourage him
28:00 <ShadowLurker> i would rather fuck a cactus full ot tarantulas
28:00 <picard> No. I want Serenity  doing me with a strapon why he watches
28:00 <TokenDaRing> what would your wife say?
28:00 <picard> Fuck him harder?
29:00 <ShadowLurker> hes fucking tapped
31:00 <picard> Fuck
31:00 <ShadowLurker> first off
31:00 <ShadowLurker> get a decent device
31:00 <picard> No
32:00 <picard> Cbf using laptop
33:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <ShadowLurker> quick lock the door
33:00 <Doodle> he doesnt have a lap
33:00 <Doodle> thats why he cant use the laptop
33:00 <Serenity> guttop
33:00 <Doodle> hahaha
33:00 <ShadowLurker> straight from boobs to knees
33:00 <Doodle> sah HAT
33:00 <Serenity> halp its burning me nipplz
34:00 <TokenDaRing> his wife took his laptop away, she said that webcams were only for "naughty" things
35:00 <ShadowLurker> he probably lost it in a roll
48:00 <beehhh> you only know you love her when you let her(straya) go
48:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/2lxjrki.jpg
52:00 <aam> Soup
52:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: hello
52:00 <TokenDaRing> how are the UFO's today?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> soup
52:00 <beehhh> hi TokenDaRing
52:00 <Bastardly_One> say hello like a normal person
52:00 <beehhh> some security also saw it over here
52:00 <TokenDaRing> oh wow
53:00 <beehhh> they said this thing dont bother noone now i know why they designed this library like a circle
53:00 <Serenity> whats wrong with Bastardly_One is he dying or something
53:00 <Serenity> oh
53:00 <slinky_J> Soup!
53:00 <Serenity> i was scrolled
53:00 <Serenity> LOL
53:00 <beehhh> i was with norell earlier today shes so dumb i cant even breakup with her will make me sad
53:00 <slinky_J> sezz
53:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> hai!
53:00 <slinky_J> do you wish you never scrolled?
54:00 <slinky_J> I wish I didn't
54:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: aren't you going to leave her for a european tranny?
54:00 <Serenity> you've been quiet
54:00 <slinky_J> I see dead beehhh
54:00 <slinky_J> me?
54:00 <Serenity> no
54:00 <slinky_J> oh
54:00 <slinky_J> ON?
54:00 <slinky_J> on
54:00 <beehhh> im going to leave everything behind for my aunt who supported me all through my life
54:00 <slinky_J> this is a clue to Saemon's love?
54:00 <beehhh> but she(norel) & I will wrok it out
54:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: are you going to try hook up with a european tranny?
54:00 <slinky_J> beehhh kill yourself on webcam.
55:00 <TokenDaRing> you said the other night you would
55:00 <slinky_J> I'll record it
55:00 <beehhh> slinky_J i'd rather wank for you
55:00 <slinky_J> and put it on youtube.
55:00 <slinky_J> ino baebz
55:00 <beehhh> sacrifice my babies
55:00 <Doodle> good grief
55:00 <TokenDaRing> the thing is, trannies in europe aren't desperate like the ones in asia
55:00 <slinky_J> aw
55:00 <Serenity> piiineapple piiiineapple
55:00 <TokenDaRing> they can get decent jobs
55:00 <beehhh> you want?
55:00 <slinky_J> tomato tomato
55:00 <TokenDaRing> unlike the asian ones who have to work in the sex industry
55:00 <slinky_J> thing is
55:00 <milk> you dont like hot boys?
55:00 <beehhh> norell has no one and shes so dumb it would be sad to break up
56:00 <slinky_J> I didn't buy enough booze to pick up Serenity and go on a fucking Ghostface spree OKAY beehhh?
56:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: you couldn't get a tranny in europe anyway
56:00 <TokenDaRing> they aren't looking for sugar daddies to take them out of the country
56:00 <milk> they're expensive
56:00 <slinky_J> TokenDaRing that sounds like an awesome bet
56:00 <Maurice> Somehow I think Norell actually wears the pants in that relationship
56:00 <slinky_J> when in Eastern EU
56:00 <slinky_J> lolz
56:00 <milk> there is a scale to tranny pays
56:00 <xm> norell: have you told norell he's really a boy yet?
56:00 <xm> beehhh:
57:00 <beehhh> i dont know it just works btw us xm
57:00 <slinky_J> this is where every chatter, including me, admits to wanting to fuck a shemale?
57:00 <xm> lol beehhh 
57:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/2lxjrki.jpg
57:00 <slinky_J> NORELL!
57:00 <slinky_J> my bad
57:00 <TokenDaRing> norell just wants beehhh so she can use him to move out of the country
57:00 <slinky_J> tokenz
57:00 <slinky_J> he aint livin in india
58:00 <slinky_J> where he is from
58:00 <slinky_J> he's still living in BORNEO
58:00 <TokenDaRing> he's living in borneo
58:00 <slinky_J> lel
58:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
58:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
58:00 <aam> Ok
58:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
58:00 <slinky_J> lu,z
58:00 <milk> I think indian men lower cost than asian boys, but indian women worth less than asians
58:00 <aam> Haiiiiii
58:00 <beehhh> not really TokenDaRing 
58:00 <couleurs> homeo
58:00 <slinky_J> GOD HATES BEEHHHH
58:00 <beehhh> she rather wants me to stay in miri and find work here
58:00 <TokenDaRing> why miri is a shithole
58:00 <beehhh> you are wrong and jealous TokenDaRing, cause nobody loves ya
58:00 <slinky_J> I can't do this
58:00 <Vagisil>  penis
58:00 <aam> Major laaaaag, bbl
59:00 <milk> indian men drive taxis
59:00 <slinky_J> he will go all b1 all night TokenDaRing
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ma, the rains are 'ere!
59:00 <milk> asian men make cars
59:00 <slinky_J> then him and b1 will go
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <TokenDaRing> my fiancee lived in borneo for two years when her mother was a teacher there
59:00 <Doodle> hai katatonic_kate01
59:00 <TokenDaRing> well not borneo
59:00 <TokenDaRing> but in Brunei
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there doodle
59:00 <slinky_J> I didn't sign up fah this dawg
59:00 <beehhh> mccain you've done it again
59:00 <TokenDaRing> and she was telling me how it's the pits in borneo
59:00 <slinky_J> ter
59:00 <milk> indian women wont have sex, but they'll do your taxes without charging GST. asian women will have sex but its cheap
59:00 <TokenDaRing> brunei wasn't so bad for foreign nationals
59:00 <slinky_J> oranutan arm pits
59:00 <slinky_J> you freak beehhh
59:00 <TokenDaRing> but borneo is just a povo hellhole
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