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00:00 <aam> Nick or Sarah?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i get the premisis behind not wanting to vaccinate your child… i.e. putting a virus into your child at an early age, and there being a slight possibility that your child could have an adverse reaction 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i get that - however.....
00:00 <Serenity> you can call me serenity like everyone else
00:00 <aam> K
01:00 <slinky_J> and I will call you Sirmummy
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i also don't want my child to experience polio ! Or whooping cough blah blah blah
01:00 <[Maverick]> hey hotlips 
01:00 <Serenity> ive seen what an unvaxxed child can do to an immuno compromised child
01:00 <Serenity> i dont want to be responsible for that
01:00 <aam> Same age as my x's 2 little girls
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> on a side note....
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm super excited about establishing an art therapy program at work!
03:00 <[Maverick]> nice one katatonic_kate01
03:00 <Serenity> ooo that sounds like fun
03:00 <[Maverick]> ^5 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just have to write out a fucking proposal ….. *rolls eyes*
03:00 <Serenity> i ate too many tim tams
03:00 <Maurice> HEY SAH
03:00 <Serenity> hey LOH
03:00 <Maurice> Lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> meet with some swanky uni lecturer who specialises in art therapy….. and develop the 'program'
04:00 <Maurice> The whole not vaccinating thing shits me to death, the chances of something bad happening are so minute
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i agree maurice
04:00 <Serenity> i figured we've already got the autism thing covered so nothing to lose
04:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00 <Maurice> I remember reading a woman asking what to do with her kid who had a 42 degree temp and someone telling her the kid only needed mothers love to get better
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have a friend, who refuses to vaccinate…. she also owns a themomix
05:00 <Serenity> oh fuck
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> it explains a lot LOL!
05:00 <Serenity> disown her
05:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
05:00 <Maurice> My friend owns one, but she vaccinates lol
05:00 <Serenity> now
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
05:00 <[Maverick]> hahahahaha 
05:00 <Maurice> She gets up at like 5am, to prepare dinner
05:00 <Serenity> i almost bought one
05:00 <Maurice> I'm like, wtf is 5am?
05:00 <Serenity> im so fucking glad i didnt
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly every cunt that owns one is a cunt
05:00 <[Maverick]> mmm cunt 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i'm going to grind my own rice flour
06:00 <[Maverick]> I mean.. wooo 
06:00 <Serenity> i also remember being a kid with a 42 degree temp
06:00 <Serenity> i was hallucinating
06:00 <Serenity> and then i was rushed off to hospital
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd!
06:00 <aam> My dad used to tell me how my mum used to tell him how as a kid I used to sleep smiling and he'd say to her that I'd be dreamin of big tt's lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <[Maverick]> you know, if the internet wasn't as accessable(sp?) as it is now a days.. parents would rush their kids to hospital, they would vaccinate their kids.. instead they are educated by fuckwits who have sniffed too much chrome they sprayed on their alfoil helmets
09:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <[Maverick]> didn't take long 
09:00 <Serenity> i knew it
09:00 <Bonny> that was a bot
11:00 <picard> Hi
13:00 <picard> Mmmmmm
13:00 <Serenity> o/
13:00 <picard> Wanna see my cock?
13:00 <Serenity> ummm I do not
13:00 <DX`> yeah man flop it out
13:00 <picard> Awww cmon baby
14:00 <picard> Pm me ya skype
14:00 <DX`> let see how small it is
14:00 <picard> 2" is normal isn't it?
14:00 <DX`> for an infant yes
14:00 <picard> U look,at little kids cock?
14:00 <picard> Sicko
14:00 <DX`> im not the one joining channels asking if people want to see my cock
15:00 <picard> Serenity: knows my cock, she is cool
15:00 <DX`> knows it? does it have a name? does it talk?
15:00 <picard> Yes
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> did i miss out on cock pix again?
17:00 <aam> Fckn phone bullshit irc
17:00 <picard> katatonic_kate01: I'm willing to share with you hun
17:00 <slinky_J> r u at work
17:00 <DX`> irc and phones do not get along
17:00 <aam> I miss the 8350
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for the offer, but you're probably old enough to be my dad
18:00 <picard> Lol
18:00 <aam> Gettin an and lappy from the states soon-ish
19:00 <picard> Y
19:00 <aam> Were u askkin me J?
20:00 <picard> Don't sell them in Australia?
20:00 <aam> Nah only Intel with the asus
20:00 <aam> No and fo some reason
20:00 <aam> Amd*
28:00 <milk> wow
29:00 <milk> dudes, be cool to each other
29:00 <aam> "lover lover y do u push"
31:00 <milk> waiting on a share options offer
31:00 <aam> Me n longie n a very few others have been on this wreckage the longest
32:00 <aam> Like pre 2005
32:00 <Serenity> .
32:00 <DX`> which wreckage?
32:00 <aam> This plagued network
33:00 <DX`> ah
33:00 <DX`> it has died a bit over the years :(
33:00 <Serenity> theres a lot of people that have been here since 97
33:00 <Serenity> calm down
33:00 <DX`> i used to co-run a channel between 2001-2004
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> why does everyone claim to have ran the channel 80 years ago
33:00 <DX`> been off irc for ages, thought i'd have a looky around again tonight
33:00 <DX`> never ran this channel, another one
34:00 <Serenity> lol coz its kewel
34:00 <^pHANTOM^> and some that have been here pre 97
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> obviously 
34:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: <3
34:00 <DemonsRun> My love
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've never heard anyone mention running a network ad much as I have in the past few months
34:00 <Serenity> did you enjoy my popcorn
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> must be a new trend
34:00 <DemonsRun> I loved your popcorn
34:00 <milk> my mate Frogmorton, the Level 7 Controller, former Psychiatrist seems to have been promoted
34:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker has been here since austnet started
34:00 <Serenity> hes like.. grandpa austnet
35:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
35:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
35:00 <Serenity> i got cut off before when you were talking DemonsRun did SC legit say i screenshot that pic?
35:00 <aam> Ok 97 is gd, but I donno of em, I was comparatively talkin as from startin out in Sydney in 2004 and everyone else from there except 4 or so of us have gone
35:00 <DemonsRun> Yup
36:00 <DemonsRun> Check your gallery 
36:00 <Serenity> yeah i did after you said that haha
36:00 <Serenity> its not there =/
36:00 <DemonsRun> Oh weird.
36:00 <DemonsRun> Hold on I'll show ya
36:00 <Serenity> i didnt even get to view the pic properly cause my niece smashed at my screen
36:00 <Serenity> maybe she did something
37:00 <DemonsRun> Idk
37:00 <Serenity> ooo there it is
37:00 <Serenity> xxxx took a screenshot
37:00 <Serenity> weirdddd
38:00 <DemonsRun> Yup see
38:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
38:00 <Serenity> wheres my screen shot! i want to see it damn it
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <DemonsRun> You screen shot my box you dirty woman
38:00 <Serenity> and i dont even get to see it again :(
38:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
38:00 <DemonsRun> I was only replying with can't be fucked getting dressed even
39:00 <aam> Ur box ayr? hehe
39:00 <DemonsRun> Well... Undies
39:00 <Serenity> im legit upset hahah
39:00 <DemonsRun> Hahaha
40:00 <DemonsRun> You have your own to look at
40:00 <Serenity> im glad it tells people you screenshot tho haha least you know if theyre being sneaky
40:00 <DemonsRun> Well no...
40:00 <DemonsRun> There's another app called snap save that stops the notification from happening 
40:00 <Serenity> oh
40:00 <Serenity> haha
40:00 <DemonsRun> Yup :/
41:00 <Serenity> i guess thats where you dont send snaps to dodge people
41:00 <aam> I went to look at my fb today n I turned the screen on n the camera was rollin
41:00 <aam> Wtf?
41:00 <DemonsRun> Luckily I only send dirty ones to you ;)
42:00 <Serenity> reowwww
42:00 <aam> Can u only send me dirty ones too?
43:00 <DemonsRun> No, whoever you are.
43:00 <aam> Lol
43:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
43:00 <TokenDaRing> sup
43:00 <DemonsRun> The right way?
44:00 <aam> Geoff, heard from Mel lately?
44:00 <Serenity> the right way then the wrong way.. then the right way agai
44:00 <Serenity> n
44:00 <DemonsRun> God I love you.
44:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
44:00 <Serenity> hahah
45:00 <Serenity> god. pringles party speaker.. anyone who owns one of those needs to insert it into their anus
45:00 <DemonsRun> My belleh feels uck
45:00 <^pHANTOM^> aam: yeah i saw she is going for a scan
45:00 <DemonsRun> Agreed
45:00 <^pHANTOM^> i dont think she has internet at the moment.
46:00 <aam> Scan?
46:00 <DemonsRun> Phil breslin. Yum. Omg yum.
46:00 <^pHANTOM^> ultra sound.
46:00 <aam> Oh another one?
46:00 <^pHANTOM^> yup
47:00 <aam> Whose is it?
47:00 <DemonsRun> Why for?
47:00 <^pHANTOM^> no idea...
47:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
47:00 <milk> it's ok, i see death or smoke psychiatrist piss as a physical challenge
47:00 <^pHANTOM^> i havent asked.
47:00 <aam> Shit aye
47:00 <Serenity> if you're talking about kelevra its johns
47:00 <^pHANTOM^> yes that we are Serenity
48:00 <Serenity> yeah well its johninjas baby
48:00 <Serenity> poor cunt
48:00 <Maurice> HA https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/12798_10206227950805471_4304200933722713571_n.jpg?oh=5afb7533b3df8630ec81abf7608b2142&oe=5556B087
48:00 <aam> I thought she loved the self like independent life more
48:00 <DemonsRun> I'm lost
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> why would he be a poor cunt?
49:00 <Serenity> having a kid to her
49:00 <^pHANTOM^> yeah. but why though?
49:00 <Serenity> im not gonna sit here slagging her out
50:00 <aam> She's kindah jus gone downhill from bad to worse n worse since her mum passed away
50:00 <Serenity> even though she deserves it
50:00 <DemonsRun> But I wanna read it
50:00 <Maurice> Becuase she's an alco and the baby with have issues?
50:00 <Maurice> Yeah, thats why poor cunt
50:00 <Serenity> lol Maurice will though
50:00 <^pHANTOM^> oh
50:00 <DemonsRun> How did I not know all this shit?
50:00 <Maurice> She did what she did to me, she can go down a footy club worth of cocks
50:00 <^pHANTOM^> i never knew mel was an alcho
51:00 <[Maverick]> yeah ^pHANTOM^ 
51:00 <[Maverick]> even puts my drinking to shame 
51:00 <Maurice> Only when she's pregnant, so thats ok..
51:00 <aam> I remember us in ur Chan Geoff like in the daci days, bannin tewls on each others behalves
52:00 <^pHANTOM^> yep.
52:00 <Maurice> Ugh, I'm about to ban you, your bobble head and your tighty whiteys
52:00 <[Maverick]> do it.. I dare you to 
52:00 <^pHANTOM^> ban who?
53:00 <Maurice> Bobbleheaded Excessive
53:00 <aam> I'll jus leave
53:00 <^pHANTOM^> what did he do?
53:00 <Maurice> Even better, saves my finger power
53:00 <aam> Don't stress out
54:00 <Maurice> Exxxxxcellent
54:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC_wMLYmpwQ
54:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Suicide Commando : Cause of Death Suicide (X-Fusion mix) Views: 260,378   Uploaded:  Nov 10, 2008 Duration: 5 Minutes 4 Seconds 
55:00 <thestig> brisbane gona get fucked upp
56:00 <milk> thestig you in the ufc?
56:00 <DemonsRun> She makin fun of ma name
56:00 <Serenity> hahah
56:00 <Serenity> i love you
57:00 <DemonsRun> Lucky I love you too, ya bitch
59:00 <Serenity> fucking fb making life hard
01:00 <Serenity> Maurice
01:00 <Serenity> ink master
01:00 <Maurice> Oh what
02:00 <[Maverick]> that storm in QLD looks brutal 
03:00 <Serenity> its a cat 5 cyclone lol
05:00 <[Maverick]> yeah 
05:00 <[Maverick]> also I found Saemon 
05:00 <[Maverick]> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/death-row-inmate-kelly-gissendaners-last-meal-could-be-huge/story-fnixwvgh-1227225304299
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> have they shot the peeps in bali yet?
18:00 <Serenity> not sure
19:00 <[Maverick]> eh.. apparently there is a delay now due to more lawyer talk and shit 
19:00 <[Maverick]> I just wish they would get it over and done with 
21:00 <Serenity> i wish the bleeding hearts would give it a rest
21:00 <DoC> o.O
26:00 <[Maverick]> too right Serenity
30:00 <milk> thou shalt not kill
31:00 <[Maverick]> thou shall not try and smuggle drugs from bali.
31:00 <milk> like not everyone is on smack
32:00 <milk> must cut you up that other dudes fuck Serenity [Maverick]
33:00 <[Maverick]> ? 
33:00 <Serenity> o.O
33:00 <Serenity> wot
34:00 <Serenity> milk?
34:00 <Serenity> explain yoursel
34:00 <Serenity> f
36:00 <milk> ?
36:00 <[Maverick]> <milk> must cut you up that other dudes fuck Serenity [Maverick]
39:00 <amsy> lmao
39:00 <amsy> no clue
40:00 <Serenity> theres so many things i want to know
40:00 <Serenity> hahah
40:00 <^pHANTOM^> hello amber
40:00 <Serenity> like why [Maverick] would care who i fuck.. and how many dudes am i fucking
40:00 <amsy> hey geoff
41:00 <milk> well I cant talk, I bought condoms some time ago and they have since expired
41:00 <amsy> oh ok
41:00 <Serenity> uh
42:00 <[Maverick]> whut? 
42:00 <Serenity> hahah
43:00 <Serenity> shh darc ur just cut
43:00 <[Maverick]> I cut myself each night, knowing that Serenity is out there getting ploughed like a virgin field just before corn season 
43:00 <Serenity> :$
43:00 <Maurice> Sif virgin
44:00 <[Maverick]> lol
45:00 <milk> does anyone like union jack bacon?
45:00 <milk> I hope you do
46:00 <milk> I like big fat men with recessive chins who sell drugs for $++
47:00 <Serenity> you're an odd lad milk, never change
51:00 <milk> list of unacceptable things 1) hamburgers, 2) mercedes, 3 crepes
51:00 <[Maverick]> 4) milk
51:00 <Serenity> ^
54:00 <Maurice> Bithces
54:00 <Maurice> Lol bitches*
57:00 <Serenity> i drank milk today Maurice =/
57:00 <Serenity> ive been craving it
57:00 <Maurice> :o
57:00 <Maurice> I'm scared
57:00 <Serenity> i know
57:00 <Serenity> if i didnt know better id think i was knocked up
58:00 <[Maverick]> lol... well you are in the same state as me 
58:00 <milk> I have 8 beers
58:00 <Maurice> I drink like, 2 lts a day, but thats normal for me coz Im semi normal, you're not though... :P
59:00 <beehhh> dont leave you bby in a hot car
00:00 <Serenity> pff you're far from normal lady
00:00 <milk> all very erotic
00:00 <Maurice> Sif. I'm perfectly picky normal
01:00 <beehhh> then I told them strippers my cards gone missing and the look on their face is
02:00 <beehhh> swipe the card on their crack
02:00 <milk> ever heard of the Balga Loose Land Cruiser?
03:00 <beehhh> what ive heard one chinese agent scamming new graduated on gumtree
04:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: if anyone is a scammer here
04:00 <TokenDaRing> it's you
05:00 <beehhh> i dont have a gumtree account nor ever access into there, but you certainly do
06:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah I bet you haven't
06:00 <beehhh> traidingpost is much legit atleast you get something
07:00 <TokenDaRing> didn't trading post die?
07:00 <beehhh> since when
07:00 <TokenDaRing> oh it's not dead yet
07:00 <beehhh> comeone now the berries comming from china, why cant you bring berries from usa or canada?
07:00 <TokenDaRing> apparently it's a very poor performer
08:00 <beehhh> i bought n sold all of cars off tradingposts
08:00 <TokenDaRing> I wouldn't buy anything from you
08:00 <TokenDaRing> I wouldn't even take something from you for free
08:00 <beehhh> gumtree sounds dodgy to start with
08:00 <TokenDaRing> hell, I wouldn't even accept any item from you if you paid me
10:00 <beehhh> where scammers like TokenDaRing lurking the cash of innocent victims and are on the loose
11:00 <beehhh> Teen carjackers arrested after dangerous spree http://short.ninem.sn/ir3aAXU
12:00 <beehhh> as yong as 12 i mean where the society heading
12:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: this is you http://i.imgur.com/NclAXJY.png
12:00 <TokenDaRing> you are the most greasy sleazy creep
13:00 <TokenDaRing> it would be easy to mistake you for a piece of KFC
13:00 <beehhh> like bill shorten doing his groceries
14:00 <beehhh> Tony abbott flicked a toothpick towards indo
14:00 <Serenity> TokenDaRing come on man dont put me off kfc
14:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: for all your talk of how bad Australia is
14:00 <TokenDaRing> you're in Borneo
14:00 <TokenDaRing> you got kicked out of here
15:00 <TokenDaRing> you're going to be stuck in SE asia forever
15:00 <TokenDaRing> so literally suck shit
15:00 <beehhh> i'll eventually end up in canada or usa
16:00 <TokenDaRing> no you won't
16:00 <TokenDaRing> you're too old
16:00 <TokenDaRing> and they'll ask you why you were deported from Australia
16:00 <beehhh> i'll show them the photgraph of the housefire
16:00 <milk> I'd say sex crimes if they asked me that
17:00 <slinky_J> http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/adventure-boot2.jpg
17:00 <beehhh> http://www.mediapeta.com/peta/Images/Main/Sections/blog/Sexy%20Santa%20KFC%20Demo-%20Bangor,%20ME-%201.JPG
17:00 <slinky_J> xD
17:00 <TokenDaRing> what housefire?
18:00 <TokenDaRing> you going to tell them you're an arsonist?
18:00 <beehhh> where you scceed to like daniel didnt ya
18:00 <milk> someone burnt his house down
18:00 <milk> for being a boong
19:00 <beehhh> where TokenDaRing succeed to set daniel's house on alite over a meth deal
19:00 <beehhh> there we go 100grand is mine now
19:00 <milk> oh ok, meth deal then
20:00 <milk> were you insured?
20:00 <[Maverick]> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10990843_10206222648675261_7675069585387082366_n.jpg?oh=04f8a30d3a519a64cb3fafeb8a822160&oe=558FF66B
20:00 <TokenDaRing> so wait
20:00 <beehhh> i escaped cause of the two doors he couldnt
20:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: you were dealing meth and someone burned your house down?
20:00 <milk> I think I can guess what happened
21:00 <beehhh> together we thought better
21:00 <beehhh> today i walked 60mins and did yoga where i saw the ufo this evening
21:00 <TokenDaRing> the aliens are coming!
22:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe the aliens will take you away bee
22:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: 
22:00 <beehhh> aliens are less harmless than pupils
22:00 <milk> beehhh and daniel came here on student visas. they both started driving taxis and smoking meth. then to pay for the meth they started syphoning fuel out of peoples cars and overcharging on taxi rides. then for some reason daniel had petrol poured on him and the house burnt down as a result.
22:00 <TokenDaRing> well milk
22:00 <TokenDaRing> it won't look good when he tells the US or Canadian immigration officials that
22:00 <TokenDaRing> not good at all
23:00 <beehhh> yeah they found a jerry can next to the burnt home which wasnt mine
23:00 <TokenDaRing> lies
23:00 <TokenDaRing> the fire was y our fault so they deported you
23:00 <beehhh> remember what happend to allenby
24:00 <TokenDaRing> allenby?
24:00 <beehhh> all of his credit cards were use the same night by a same guy
25:00 <milk> do they unlock phones too?
25:00 <beehhh> poor folks jumped out of a running and burning car in a real life movie stunmen style
25:00 <beehhh> stuntman
26:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: so you were just deported for being innocent?
26:00 <TokenDaRing> you did nothing wrong?
26:00 <beehhh> couldnt afford a service which was due ten years ago
27:00 <TokenDaRing> on your taxi?
27:00 <beehhh> to be honest i quitted when i see the true color of yours
27:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah you "quit" when they shoved you on a plane to get out of here
27:00 <milk> my favourite is when the indian taxi driver is crouching on the other side of your car while you fill up at the petrol station
28:00 <beehhh> I have no plans to get back to die sooner
29:00 <milk> then you get out your car and it wont start because its dry, and you think "no, I'm pretty sure I just put fuel in it"
30:00 <beehhh> are you talking about the servo next to the crown casino with hugryjacks
30:00 <milk> well stupid white people don't understand the game of life
30:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: you wouldn't be allowed in
31:00 <TokenDaRing> same as the US or Canada
31:00 <TokenDaRing> or the UL
31:00 <TokenDaRing> UK*
31:00 <beehhh> I will have a roof over my head in UK in my aunt's nest
32:00 <beehhh> you guys will hire me for 4bucks n hour just to clean your poo
32:00 <TokenDaRing> I wouldn't pay you
33:00 <beehhh> cause your them gumtree scammer
33:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
33:00 <beehhh> even after the guy caught he had no shame of ripping victims off
33:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm not some dodgy asian or indian backyard trader
33:00 <TokenDaRing> I do'nt use gumtree
34:00 <milk> beehhh, do you know what police do?
34:00 <beehhh> they do their job
34:00 <milk> yes I cant believe they get tax payers dollar either
35:00 <beehhh> i was on the same situation when this african lawyer robbed me off 6grand in cash
35:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
36:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/26357148/torture-victim-speaks-out/
36:00 <beehhh> your cousin TokenDaRing
36:00 <TokenDaRing> did you reply to one of those "I represent a bank and have money to send you"
36:00 <TokenDaRing> "But you need to send me $6k first via money transfer"
36:00 <beehhh> no i know him since he were a student at melb uni
36:00 <TokenDaRing> no wonder norell's slutting around behind your back and you're clueless
37:00 <beehhh> norell is fine, go check on your stripper german hooker i bet shes munching on some spanish cock right now
37:00 <TokenDaRing> you're a gullible idiot
38:00 <milk> how does being black work?
38:00 <beehhh> you're a failed bullier even the rats know it
38:00 <TokenDaRing> it doesn't, milk
38:00 <TokenDaRing> look at beehhh
39:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing is only rich on the outside but inside still a povo in nature
39:00 <milk> aye bleck boi, hwy dun choo go an kleen deh hanimels
39:00 <beehhh> the cyclone gonna wipe us off, we better of dug a hole and hide inside
40:00 <TokenDaRing> don't people live in mudhuts in borneo still?
40:00 <milk> and drink kava
41:00 <beehhh> I have you on ignore, dont talk to me, talk to milk instead
41:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
41:00 <slinky_J> nite guyz
42:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: are you in the malaysian or indonesian part of Borneo?
42:00 <beehhh> in between
42:00 <milk> well If I was black I would find a nice honest woman to settle down with
42:00 <beehhh> kalimantan
42:00 <TokenDaRing> milk: describe her
42:00 <TokenDaRing> is she a malay tranny?
42:00 <beehhh> a nice russian woman
42:00 <milk> russian bride come with russian husband
43:00 <beehhh> rabbits come in all shapes and size
43:00 <DoC> LOL @ rabbits
43:00 <milk> like I was telling my mate this morning, I might just go on a chinese wife site and pay $200
45:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: not everyone wants a scungy asian ladyboi
46:00 <milk> humanity is a geat and wondourous thing
46:00 <beehhh> not everyone wants to gangbang your chubby fatso fiancee, get over with it
46:00 <TokenDaRing> well that's good
46:00 <beehhh> ask milk he might be helpful
47:00 <milk> I screwed a jew
47:00 <TokenDaRing> I'll tell my yellow fever friends to go to the hotel where norell works
47:00 <beehhh> would you have to suck their cocks for a favor?
47:00 <TokenDaRing> no, norell would
48:00 <beehhh> norell only sucks mine
48:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahaha
48:00 <TokenDaRing> that's so naive and cute you believe that
48:00 <beehhh> your lucky im not there or otherwise i would hunt you down like a racecourse pig
49:00 <beehhh> rofl it was a joke only
49:00 <beehhh> now all the TAB are out of business selling olive oil
49:00 <milk> at least indians dont carry on with the no self defence due to 1945 rule
50:00 <beehhh> feeding horse is like feeding an elephant
50:00 <TokenDaRing> have you ever owned a horse?
51:00 <beehhh> whatever you do, just dont jump out of a running car i'll escort you for free
52:00 <milk> same with the casino, they draw on you at the door and take your wallet, then you have to sit there and watch old jews throw dice
52:00 <beehhh> they should shut the crown in china and should open one in brissie
53:00 <TokenDaRing> they're trying to open one up
53:00 <TokenDaRing> it's probably going to be refused now labor ar in
54:00 <milk> theres a synagouge in germany
56:00 <milk> since the jews took over things have changed
56:00 <beehhh> you like big cocks i'll be gentle TokenDaRing
56:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: my little finger is bigger than your cock
57:00 <beehhh> my cock is bigger than your entire country
58:00 <milk> get arrested for sex?
36:00 <milk> quiet for a friday
22:00 <aam> So
23:00 <aam> Where were we now that the plague has subsided?
28:00 <aam> Is everyone asleep or wat?
03:00 <Suzi_Jay> good morning all
05:00 <Suzi_Jay> dont all type at once now..
07:00 <Suzi_Jay> is it always so quiet around here now days?
10:00 <Suzi_Jay> Hello... think i can hear an ecco ... ello elo el o
13:00 <Suzi_Jay> i think we could be a shoe in for the title "the next sleepy town" what do you all think?
15:00 <Suzi_Jay> ok... well if anyone could please direct me to a room where ppl are up for a chat i would be greatfull
26:00 <amsy> sh
30:00 <Suzi_Jay> sh... lolz are you shing me?
01:00 <Taco> hola !!!!
03:00 <TokenDaRing> morning
03:00 <TokenDaRing> from the city at the bottom of the lake
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
35:00 <TokenDaRing> hey katatonic_kate01
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> morning :D
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
39:00 <Taco> shuddup kate
39:00 <Taco> kthnx
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, fuck off kthnx
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
41:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm watching Brisbane get drenched
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh!
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> the huge storm....
42:00 <Skirmish> This is where you go if you want to find out what the fox says. http://www.earthporm.com/japans-fox-village-is-the-cutest-place-on-earth/
42:00 <TokenDaRing> and listening to swing lounge music
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummmm skirmish, it looks freaky. NOT cute
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've always got abc jazz on
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> stream it
44:00 <Skirmish> Well now I have cut my fingernails there is only one thing left to do. Go to bed. 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't wanna harm yo' dick when wanking
45:00 <Skirmish> I don't want to swab vaginal tissue from under my nails. I'm a considerate lover. 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> use your tongue, it's softer
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> feels better too
46:00 <Skirmish> Use both for maximum effect. 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh totes
46:00 <Skirmish> I need to sleep. Chat tonight. 
47:00 <TokenDaRing> whats sleep
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> something you do for at least 7 hours
50:00 <Taco> 7hrs? dufuq?
51:00 <Taco> lazy ppl mite
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure any less isn't very good long term
52:00 <Taco> pretty sure ur wrong
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> retty sure i'm nor
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> p
52:00 <TokenDaRing> I manage maybe 5 hours
52:00 <TokenDaRing> 4-5
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. and that's probably not that healthy...
55:00 <Taco> http://sleepfoundation.org/sites/default/files/SleepTimeRecommendations012615%5B1%5D-page-001_0.jpg
55:00 <TokenDaRing> I manage fine
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.wsj.com/articles/sleep-experts-close-in-on-the-optimal-nights-sleep-1405984970
55:00 <TokenDaRing> wow old people need less
55:00 <TokenDaRing> is that why B1 is up all the time?
56:00 <Taco> Ahh yes, lets take the quotations the WSJ made about the sleep foundation, instead of the sleep foundation
57:00 <Taco> makes sense
57:00 <Taco> rocket surgery !!!
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> Daniel F. Kripke, an emeritus professor of psychiatry at the University of California San Diego, tracked over a six-year period data on 1.1 million people who participated in a large cancer study. People who reported they slept 6.5 to 7.4 hours had a lower mortality rate than those with shorter or longer sleep.
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah the wsj had studies with a fuck load more sample size than the sleep foundatin
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> what…. 1.1 MILLION….
58:00 <Taco> Daniel F. Kripke is a member of the sleep foundation
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> but lets just brush over that
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> MEMBER....
58:00 <Taco> http://sleepfoundation.org/how-sleep-works/how-much-sleep-do-we-really-need
59:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: if you're going to cite evidence, please link to reputed medical or scientific journals
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> so if he is a member of the sleep foundation, who conducted the study, why would he be a member of the sleep foundation and say that 5 hours of sleep is ok?
59:00 <TokenDaRing> WSJ is just a news site
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> the study in the article you bafoon!
59:00 <TokenDaRing> thanking you
59:00 <TokenDaRing> no the article cherry picks the study
59:00 <Taco> Actually now you are misquoting people
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, no i'm not
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> you cunts don't have access to journals…. but i can look up the study….. and i'd find the same info
00:00 <Taco> How do you know?
01:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: I can access journals via UQ's site thanks
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://archpsyc.jamanetwork.com/article.aspx?articleid=206050
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> Participants were more than 1.1 million men and women from 30 to 102 years of age. The best survival was found among those who slept 7 hours per night. Participants who reported sleeping 8 hours or more experienced significantly increased mortality hazard, as did those who slept 6 hours or less
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> from the abstract
02:00 <Taco> r u saying you don't have access to scientific journals?
03:00 <TokenDaRing> "Many people believe that 8 hours of sleep is required for health, but there is little medical basis to recommend sleeping 8 hours or more. For example, a classic study found that long sleepers reported less energy and had more psychopathology than did short sleepers."
03:00 <TokenDaRing> nice article katatonic_kate01
03:00 <TokenDaRing> it basically shoots down what you're claiming
03:00 <TokenDaRing> thanks
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then….
04:00 <TokenDaRing> "Conclusions  Patients can be reassured that short sleep and insomnia seem associated with little risk distinct from comorbidities. Slight risks associated with8 or more hours of sleep and sleeping pill use need further study. Causality is unproven."
04:00 <Taco> Yes ok then
04:00 <TokenDaRing> so there conclusion was
04:00 <TokenDaRing> you're wrong
04:00 <TokenDaRing> thanks for playing
04:00 <Taco> Thanks TokenDaRing, for your peer reviewed information
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Taco> That is accurately quoted
04:00 <Serenity> kate
04:00 <Serenity> KATE
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok, then. If that's how you want to look at it. cool bananas :D
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> SERENITY!
04:00 <Serenity> TOKEN
04:00 <Serenity> TACO
04:00 <Serenity> soz.. im excited my internet is fixed haha
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay!
05:00 <Taco> well I can fix that
05:00 <Serenity> first time a technician has come ithin 5 mins of when they say they will
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol yay
05:00 <Serenity> within*
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> was he hawt?
05:00 <Serenity> nah
05:00 <Serenity> some chubby indian
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol doh!
06:00 <Serenity> he tried to tell me it was my modem im like.. no i dont think so buddy you get out to that pit and have a look
06:00 <Serenity> sure enough.. our line was almost split in two
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: where was it split?
06:00 <Serenity> n the pit out the front thats all i know
07:00 <Serenity> corrosion all the way through
07:00 <Serenity> demons!
07:00 <TokenDaRing> it's probably been waterproofed with a plastic bag
08:00 <Serenity> haha honestly wouldnt shock me
08:00 <Serenity> we had a pretty bad storm here and lighting hit near by
08:00 <Serenity> this was two weeks ago.. ive been on 64k since that happened.. most days going without it completely
08:00 <TokenDaRing> most of the line techs are contractors
08:00 <TokenDaRing> and just do dodgy jobs to fix things
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> duct tape ftw
09:00 <TokenDaRing> so if they just use plastic bags to waterproof a pit and a big storm hits, it also traps the water in the pairs too
09:00 <TokenDaRing> then they get corrosion as the water slowly dries
09:00 <Serenity> the pit is right by our driveway and there is a contractor out in it almost every day of the week
09:00 <Serenity> sometimes 3 or 4 different guys in a day
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
09:00 <TokenDaRing> they'd all be contracted by Telstra
09:00 <ShadowLurker> bit like [Maverick]
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> your pit is a whore!
10:00 <Serenity> right???
10:00 <Serenity> what a pitwhore
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> must be a nice pit
10:00 <Serenity> nice and tight
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol totes
10:00 <Serenity> sometimes the guys come in telstra vans, but this guy had a blue uniform on
10:00 <Serenity> not sure where he would be from
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> secret police 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> from RUSSIA!
11:00 <ShadowLurker> hes the guy that fixes the fuckups
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <ShadowLurker> that one guy that actualy knows what to do
11:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: telstra guys wear blue
11:00 <ShadowLurker> all else fails "send in the guy"
11:00 <Serenity> im ready to TATP the hole so they have to fix it completely
12:00 <ShadowLurker> not all of them
12:00 <Serenity> TokenDaRing our telstra guys wear purple =/
12:00 <TokenDaRing> they have different coloured shirts
12:00 <Serenity> or hi-vis yellow
12:00 <TokenDaRing> it's their new marketing shit I think
12:00 <TokenDaRing> I prefer the old Telecom colours
12:00 <TokenDaRing> not this skittle puke stuff
12:00 <ShadowLurker> heres the part where he pretends to know whats going on
12:00 <Serenity> what did they used to be white and orange?
13:00 <TokenDaRing> probably just orange
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> good ol' hi vis
13:00 <TokenDaRing> hi vis is "fashion" In some suburbs
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
13:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe in low socio-economic areas
13:00 <TokenDaRing> thats what I meant :P
14:00 <ShadowLurker> they were cotton shirts with the black & orange logo
14:00 <ShadowLurker> white iirc
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i had to wear hi vis stuff, i'd wanna take it off as soon as i walked in the door, and then shower
15:00 <TokenDaRing> when everyone around you stinks, katatonic_kate01, showers aren't important, clearly
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/ that's not a good enough excuse
16:00 <TokenDaRing> these people have different priorities
16:00 <TokenDaRing> it's a different world there
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> apparently so
24:00 <Taco> Centrelink: RT @MarisePayne: .@HumanServicesAU offices in Yeppoon, Rockhampton, Gladstone & Biloela are closed today due to #TCMarcia
25:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <Taco> I'm trying to be helpful :/
25:00 <Taco> Don't laugh
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe spam that in Brisbane
25:00 <Serenity> gonna be lots of people pissed off on monday when they have no payments cause they couldnt put their forms in
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> would be more beneficial
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i assume… 
30:00 <TokenDaRing> http://www.ustream.tv/channel/occ-shane
30:00 <TokenDaRing> stream from the cyclone marcia
31:00 <Christopher> lighter dies
31:00 <Christopher> wheres me lighter cunt
32:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ
32:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Damo and Darren - 'Train Station' Views: 4,275,559   Uploaded: Published on Feb 11, 2014 Duration: 2 Minutes 33 Seconds 
32:00 <TokenDaRing> is that what happened to your lighter?
34:00 <Christopher> give me a beer cuntie
34:00 <Christopher> thats my lighter cunt lips
34:00 <Christopher> nos its not
34:00 <Christopher> u give it back
34:00 <Christopher> thats me lighter
35:00 <Christopher> did it have the sticker on it
35:00 <Christopher> this one dont
35:00 <Christopher> yours had safety
35:00 <Christopher> this doesnt
35:00 <Christopher> nah braz
35:00 <Christopher> give us back me lighter
36:00 <TokenDaRing> good to know you haven't changed, man
36:00 <katatonic_kate01>  cuntie err it's Cunty!
36:00 <TokenDaRing> I was worried for a minute
37:00 <Christopher> this ones full 
37:00 <Christopher> yours was empty
37:00 <Christopher> na man i had two lighters
38:00 <Christopher> i just bought one when i bought u a potatoe cake
38:00 <Christopher> fuck man
38:00 <Christopher> lighter theifs
38:00 <TokenDaRing> who are you talking to?
38:00 <Christopher> nah its now my lighter and i dont owe u can of coke 
39:00 <Christopher> oh ok i gonnna 
39:00 <Christopher> buy another lighter
39:00 <Christopher> please dont nick this one
40:00 <TokenDaRing> I see the voices are troubling you today, my friend
41:00 <Christopher> what was cause
41:00 <Christopher> nah cuz
41:00 <Christopher> thats me lighter
41:00 <Christopher> nah i dont owe u can of coke
42:00 <Christopher> dont try reverse psychology with me
42:00 <Christopher> thats me lighter
45:00 <ShadowLurker> you wouldntbe textwalling again chris
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
53:00 <Serenity> mmm honey toast
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had a vegemite muffin
55:00 <ShadowLurker> mmm muffin
56:00 <Serenity> this dumb bitch on a pet page on fb found a mouse nest in her rabbit cage that has baby mice in it
57:00 <Serenity> everyones like.. fucking get rid of them they are feral and probably full of diseases
57:00 <Serenity> and shes all NO BABY ANIMALS ARE FERAL OMG WHY SO MEAN
58:00 <ShadowLurker> jesus fuck
58:00 <Serenity> shes like.. im taking them to the vet!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> some peeps! *shakes fist*
03:00 <Serenity> fucking bible bashers at tht door
03:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
03:00 <ShadowLurker> baby mice -> brick
03:00 <ShadowLurker> fixed
04:00 <Serenity> oh even worse someones like.. they are baby rats
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> the brick will fix it
05:00 <slinky_J> open the door and grab their crotch
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> bible bashers + mice
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> winning!
05:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10330442_700517830066034_4363405696234057803_n.jpg?oh=56cb95fea93e4a6dd8ad2bac50560c1a&oe=558E9F5A&__gda__=1430972038_6a5df72b1dd39deda1e14a92a194800f
05:00 <slinky_J> or just start yelling like you're having an arguement
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> take em to the pet shop…. sell them for snake food, fuck donate them lol
06:00 <Serenity> i dont think they will take feral ones
06:00 <Serenity> too much risk of disease
06:00 <Serenity> they will just kill them
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew trew
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> brick
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> just reply with a pic of a brick LOL
07:00 <Serenity> doing that rn
08:00 <[Maverick]> or just post a video of a plague of mices 
08:00 <[Maverick]> and they will get the idea 
10:00 <Serenity> lol they are fighting now
10:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/AtvrXAR.jpg
11:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> too funny!
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> hows fatherhood treating you psybr?
27:00 <Christopher> lol
27:00 <Christopher> full circle
27:00 <Christopher> no elinement
27:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher: what you think of this song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYG0YWdkSKI
27:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Oblivion - The Cliffracer Song Views: 148,856   Uploaded:  Apr 27, 2011 Duration: 1 Minutes 55 Seconds 
30:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha brick
31:00 <TokenDaRing> psYbR: heard from ashleigh?
32:00 <psYbR> lol hi
32:00 <TokenDaRing> she get that abortion yet or is the bun still in the oven?
32:00 <psYbR> she hasnt spoken to me since i took her to the clinic TokenDaRing 
32:00 <psYbR> no bun has been removed from the oven
32:00 <TokenDaRing> wow
32:00 <TokenDaRing> cold
32:00 <TokenDaRing> tell her you're up for a screw again man
32:00 <psYbR> rofl pass
33:00 <TokenDaRing> was she bad?
33:00 <psYbR> not even, i just dont want to go there again
33:00 <psYbR> it would be awkward
33:00 <TokenDaRing> angry sex can be hot
34:00 <Taco> Props 2 austnet opers and the misconfigured open proxy monitor, which zlined me for having an open proxy, except that open proxy doesn't actually exist
35:00 <Taco> I bet 5 year olds could run a better network
35:00 <nate> what about open panties?
35:00 <psYbR> what even is an open proxy
35:00 <Taco> Anyone you see continually ban evading, are likely using open proxies
54:00 <nate> http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-union/reds/karmichael-hunt-charged-with-supplying-cocaine-20150220-13jzvi.html
59:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPM1q_Uyxc
59:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rhythm is a dancer Views: 37,938,416   Uploaded:  Sep 16, 2006 Duration: 3 Minutes 49 Seconds 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just read up - oh abortion ftw
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i still think condoms would have been cheaper
02:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
02:00 <TokenDaRing> I agree
02:00 <TokenDaRing> or anal
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> and if you only intended fucking a few times - does the quality of the sex really matter lol
03:00 <psYbR> FWIW she did tell me she was on the pill
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right…. 
03:00 <ShadowLurker> yea cos thats reliable
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> you meet peeps from ze net, and you believe what they say?
04:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> costly mistake, i guess lolz
04:00 <psYbR> well she said she wasnt a couch surfing bogan, i should have suspected she was lying the second I saw her :3
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow - are you that hard up for a root?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> actually rhetorical question 
05:00 <ShadowLurker> seems your judgement went out the window once presented with the vadge
05:00 <psYbR> shes actually pretty hot
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> so how much does an abortion cost these days?
06:00 <psYbR> tbh i would have liked to date her, she was the one just after a quickie
06:00 <psYbR> $300
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats a couple dozen condoms! 
07:00 <psYbR> and then some
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> and less psychological distress!
10:00 <pantheress> Hey all
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
11:00 <pantheress> How are u katatonic_kate01
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> to to shabby
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> not
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> you
11:00 <pantheress> Enjoying the storm up here on the Gold Coast
12:00 <pantheress> Afternoon TokenDaRing
12:00 <TokenDaRing> heya
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
14:00 <pantheress> Rain non-stop for the next 4-5days apparently
14:00 <TokenDaRing> pantheress: you in Brisbane?
14:00 <TokenDaRing> and yeah, it's been pissing down since last night/this morning
14:00 <pantheress> I live on the Gold Coast not far from Dreamworld
14:00 <TokenDaRing> the tropical low is going to go right through brisbane
14:00 <psYbR> wish we got cool storms down here
15:00 <pantheress> psYbR happy to send you some of it lol
15:00 <psYbR> pls do
16:00 <pantheress> Hubby just showed me one of the rain charts and not looking too friendly
16:00 <trustworthy_male> hi
16:00 <psYbR> trustworthy_male, can I trust you?
16:00 <trustworthy_male> no we cant trust u
16:00 <trustworthy_male> no fuck off
16:00 <trustworthy_male> now
16:00 <psYbR> ok chris.
16:00 <TokenDaRing> hi Chris
16:00 <trustworthy_male> no u fuck off
16:00 <TokenDaRing> get some coffee man
16:00 <TokenDaRing> just calm down please
17:00 <psYbR> be sane, for 5 minutes
17:00 <trustworthy_male> no u fuck off
17:00 <TokenDaRing> no need for that man
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> trustworthy_male are you looking for sex?
17:00 <trustworthy_male> no
17:00 <pantheress> Afternoon trustworthy_male - though the lovely language coming out of ur mouth says ur a male not to be trusted lol
17:00 <psYbR> no = yes
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <trustworthy_male> pantheress
18:00 <trustworthy_male> i just dont like those two guys
18:00 <trustworthy_male> they give handicapped ppl shit
18:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris I'm willing to offer you a peace pipe
18:00 <psYbR> not that we've done anything to deserve it
18:00 <TokenDaRing> an ollive branch, so to speak
18:00 <TokenDaRing> olive*
18:00 <trustworthy_male> they pick on less fortunate
18:00 <psYbR> im nothing if not friendly
19:00 <pantheress> Im watching the perfect storm
19:00 <trustworthy_male> kk
19:00 <psYbR> good movie
19:00 <pantheress> Yeah considering hubby n i just watched twister lol
19:00 <psYbR> best pick up line out of bubsy: "Hey, you know what would look good on you? ... ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"
19:00 <TokenDaRing> pantheress: that's a good movie to watch right now
20:00 <pantheress> We thought so too
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you used that line before psybr?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> with success
20:00 <TokenDaRing> he used it on Ashleigh
20:00 <TokenDaRing> clearly
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <psYbR> yep, she swooned
21:00 <trustworthy_male> fucken once
21:00 <trustworthy_male> what the fuck is once
21:00 <trustworthy_male> not worth doing
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet! ima try it!
21:00 <trustworthy_male> if 
22:00 <trustworthy_male> u try what i been told
22:00 <trustworthy_male> it will end bad for u
22:00 <psYbR> trustworthy_male sounds like the nick a 50 year old bloke would use to chat to teens on ICQ
22:00 <TokenDaRing> psYbR: yeah, you can totes trust him *wink*
22:00 <psYbR> trustworthy_male > asl hun?
22:00 <pantheress> Icq so old school lol
22:00 <psYbR> cali_f_12 > 12 f cali u?
23:00 <psYbR> trustworthy_male > do u like sex?
23:00 <TokenDaRing> pantheress: I remember ICQ
23:00 <TokenDaRing> I had it when I was like 20
24:00 <pantheress> Im 30 next fortnight and I used it when I was 12 lol
24:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
24:00 <TokenDaRing> that would have been creepy
24:00 <psYbR> did you talk to many "girls" on there pantheress?
25:00 <pantheress> Alot of my mates in school were on my list
25:00 <TokenDaRing> I can imagine a few older men in Mildura would have found you interesting
25:00 <pantheress> Had the odd random that got ignored lol
26:00 <psYbR> things were different back then, people of creepy ages weren't savvy enough to get on chatrooms
27:00 <pantheress> They are getting alot smarter now a days sadly
27:00 <Adonis> ls -la
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
33:00 <Taco> everytime you say next, you remind me of this alcoholic fat slut I used to know who'd say that about everything
33:00 <Adonis> what about when I say next?
34:00 <psYbR> was it katatonic_kate01, Taco?
34:00 <Taco> nah you don't say it often enough
34:00 <Adonis> true
34:00 <Adonis> I'mhardly here
35:00 <pantheress> I've only recently come back on
35:00 <psYbR> you know, its very difficult to define the word next without using the word next
35:00 <Adonis> next is the term given to something proceeding another
35:00 <Adonis> winner
35:00 <psYbR> Well google fails at it: noun
35:00 <psYbR> 1. the next person or thing. "the week after next"
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, has it ever occurred to you, if you dislike reading my text on the screen so much, you could perhaps 1.Ignore me 2. fuck off to your own network 3. shut the fuck up? Your choice cunt
36:00 <Taco> Same applies 2 u
36:00 <psYbR> 4. love each other and get along?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, i'm not the one having a bitch about everything you say
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> psybr - impossible task
37:00 <Taco> When this fat alcholic slut would say "next", she'd say it to virtually any topic, it was essentially her way of showing disinterest while imposing superiority, but because she was so retarded she seemed insignificant
37:00 <pantheress> I like no. 4 psYbR lol
37:00 <Taco> Does this sound familiar?
37:00 <psYbR> next...
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> you knew this fat slut, oh right…. so are you implying you know me now?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> passive aggressive much? LOL
38:00 <Taco> I'm providing detail on the story of why it seems familiar
38:00 <Taco> I came here to chat
38:00 <pantheress> Taco was just telling a story which for some reason you took personally katatonic_kate01
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right…. awesome! Here I was thinking you were specifically talking about me 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> shucks...
39:00 <psYbR> my sarcasdar is pinging
39:00 <pantheress> Change of subject - how are you Taco
39:00 <Taco> I am Taco
39:00 <Taco> wbu?
40:00 <Adonis> I want alcohol
40:00 <Adonis> and lots of it
40:00 <pantheress> Alive and kicking plus enjoying the storm
40:00 <Adonis> I should do some cardio
40:00 <psYbR> is it worth me asking for a photo of the weather pantheress?
40:00 <Adonis> just at 12 subway cookies
41:00 <Adonis> ate*
41:00 <Taco> Yes pantheress, kate is taking my story very personally. Why is that?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even sure WHY you'd mention it in the first place.
41:00 <pantheress> Look on the news or Facebook theres plenty of them from the Gold Coast
42:00 <Taco> Could kate be eluding to the fact that she is a fat alcoholic slut? Or does she sympathise with the fat alcoholic slut I once knew?
42:00 <psYbR> Taco at a business meeting: http://www.sararedman.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/elephant-in-the-room1.jpg
42:00 <psYbR> ;)
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> clearly you were not able to deal with this 'fat alcoholic slut's text' on the screen…. kinda sad really
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> when one has so many options on irc
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh so many!
42:00 <Taco> Oh, theres my answer
42:00 <psYbR> hey katatonic_kate01, i'm into fat alcoholic sluts, wanna hook up?
42:00 <Taco> If a personal description offends you, perhaps change the description
43:00 <nate> adonis u legend
43:00 <TeamASN> nate
43:00 <Taco> Not that I intended it to be a personal description
43:00 <TeamASN> sup
43:00 <nate> listening to some 90's dance music
43:00 <TeamASN> one of my best mates named Nate just moved away
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not at all. I'm not offended. Because I'm not a fat alcoholic slut 
43:00 <TeamASN> I miss him already
43:00 <TeamASN> I also owe him lik e$1100
43:00 <katatonic_kate01>  do however say next a lot
43:00 <nate> ahh friends gotta love em
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> psybr - pass. 
43:00 <TeamASN> 90's music sounds good
43:00 <nate> friends and a bank aswell ;l
43:00 <Adonis> yeah, I owe him for some party tricks
44:00 <Adonis> he now owns the Joyce Mayne on the victorian boarder
44:00 <psYbR> damn katatonic_kate01 you're breaking my heart
44:00 <Adonis> I should go visit him
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> terribly sorry psybr 
45:00 <nate> yeah get a cheap laptop
45:00 <pantheress> Old movies are great too
45:00 <Adonis> lol nah I got a mate who owes me a few thousand
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> my irc net sex days are over
45:00 <Adonis> he works at the local JB
45:00 <Adonis> he can get me a laptop
45:00 <TokenDaRing> so you say katatonic_kate01
45:00 <TokenDaRing> :)
45:00 <nate> ahh k
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did specify irc….
46:00 <pantheress> Lol
46:00 <TokenDaRing> I was under no illusion you meant anything else :)
46:00 <psYbR> i was thinking about making bumper stickers... "I've slept with psYbR" ... you sure you don't want one katatonic_kate01? i can get an extra one made when I get one for ash
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice idea!
47:00 <pantheress> Lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> It will alert other women that you're a man whore 
47:00 <Taco> psYbR, ur only getting 2 printed?
47:00 <psYbR> ill put "Powered by #melbourne @ AustNet" on there too
48:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: it'll alert women to the fact that he's a stallion
48:00 <psYbR> exactly
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <psYbR> they'll want me even more
48:00 <pantheress> Oh dear
48:00 <TokenDaRing> women will want some of that
48:00 <TokenDaRing> they'll line up for him
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, totally.
48:00 <psYbR> lets face it, women don't go for single nice guys
48:00 <psYbR> they go for the asshole who clearly cheats and roots around
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> you are the asshole that clearly cheats and roots around lol
49:00 <Adonis> I was that asshole at 1 stage
49:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01 is just jealous she gets the stale vanilla action at home
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <TokenDaRing> starfish position
49:00 <trustworthy_male> i am starfish
49:00 <TokenDaRing> trustworthy_male: do you feel better after coffee?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, really?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> interesting
49:00 <trustworthy_male> i am a star
50:00 <trustworthy_male> in my own right
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like stars 
50:00 <trustworthy_male> kewl
50:00 <TokenDaRing> trustworthy_male: could I trust you to hold my bottle of water?
50:00 <psYbR> im actually a decent and loyal bloke tbh
50:00 <psYbR> the nice guy that women don't want
51:00 <Adonis> i'm that nice guy now
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> well unless you've lied… that's not what you've said in the past
51:00 <Adonis> but I'vebeen a cunt in my past
51:00 <Adonis> I've actually gone back and apologize to some girls
51:00 <trustworthy_male> TokenDaRing
51:00 <trustworthy_male> i am trust
51:00 <psYbR> well, chick friend of mine was topless on my bed, wanting it, drunk... I said no. Any idea how much willpower that took? I could've done it, but I knew she would have regretted it
52:00 <trustworthy_male> personafied
52:00 <TokenDaRing> good trustworthy_male
52:00 <TokenDaRing> I'll trust y ou
52:00 <Adonis> yeah I would have pumped her
52:00 <Adonis> lol
52:00 <psYbR> now we've been friends for nearly ten years
52:00 <psYbR> she's a mega hot gal too
52:00 <trustworthy_male> i got offered sex 3 times i said no twice
52:00 <trustworthy_male> psYbR
52:00 <pantheress> psYbR - ur a true friend to a girl
52:00 <Adonis> yeah actually I fucked one of my good firends
52:00 <Adonis> no longer friends
53:00 <TokenDaRing> trustworthy_male: what about the time you didn't say no
53:00 <Adonis> it's not worth it
53:00 <TokenDaRing> what happened?
53:00 <psYbR> bet you didn't trustworthy_male 
53:00 <trustworthy_male> i did
53:00 <psYbR> what were the bloke's names?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> good on you psybr lol
53:00 <trustworthy_male> it was lesbain
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <psYbR> so she thought you were a girl
54:00 <psYbR> gg
54:00 <trustworthy_male> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <TokenDaRing> ouch
54:00 <TokenDaRing> how do you know she was lesbian?
55:00 <psYbR> she said "oh, you have a penis..." and frowned
55:00 <trustworthy_male> weird how only woman that has cared for me
55:00 <trustworthy_male> in that way
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <trustworthy_male> was gay
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
55:00 <psYbR> tbh she probably just said that to get away from him... the classic "yeah im gay" when a gothapotamus hits on you
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ gothapotamus 
56:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
56:00 <TokenDaRing> that term
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <TokenDaRing> I haven't heard that in a fewy ears
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah classic
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> love it
58:00 <psYbR> Taco told me katatonic_kate01 is a gothapotamus
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
58:00 <Taco> I didn't say she was goth
58:00 <psYbR> OH HO shots fired
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, you seem a little bit bitter
59:00 <TokenDaRing> katapotamus_kate01
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> is this because i refuse to chat on your network?
59:00 <Taco> You act like you're invited
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude you invited m
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> e
59:00 <Taco> Once
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah....
59:00 <TokenDaRing> he did it because he's a nice dude
00:00 <TokenDaRing> he gives everyone a chance
00:00 <TokenDaRing> he's just that kind of guy
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right, out of the kindness of his heart
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> my bad 
00:00 <Taco> Indeed, ur bad
00:00 <TokenDaRing> well it ain't his fault you smell like doodoo
00:00 <psYbR> rofl
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
00:00 <TokenDaRing> you going to have some real problems in life if you go around smelling like doodoo
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then….
00:00 <psYbR> settle down children, dont make me declare it Sleeping Lions time
00:00 <Taco> I <3 sleeping lions time
01:00 <TokenDaRing> more like doodootonic_kate01
01:00 <psYbR> im off, catchus later
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
02:00 <Taco> pantheress, do you laugh why you eat other things?
03:00 <Taco> s/why/while/g
03:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah that's a choking hazard
03:00 <TokenDaRing> we'd be real worried if you choked on some popcorn
03:00 <pantheress> Lol Taco - no dear
03:00 <Adonis> sed
03:00 <Adonis> haven't seen that in ages
04:00 <Adonis> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWmBCS9S7D0
04:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Will Sparks ft Flea - Chemical Energy (Music Video) Views: 1,543,831   Uploaded: Published on Feb 12, 2013 Duration: 4 Minutes 8 Seconds 
04:00 <Adonis> I wanna do lots of drugs
04:00 <Taco> pantheress, would you laugh while eating xm's dick?
04:00 <pantheress> Xm????
04:00 <Taco> Yea, he's asian
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> would you taco?
04:00 <pantheress> Why would I even go near him when I have a husband lol
05:00 <Taco> Would I, what? Your sentence is incomplete
05:00 <TokenDaRing> Taco: is this XM? http://imgur.com/ayPYWKV
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck xm's dick
05:00 <TokenDaRing> I would Taco
05:00 <TokenDaRing> I always love to Taco
06:00 <Taco> TokenDaRing, haha wtf
06:00 <Adonis> Fuck it
06:00 <Adonis> lets  get high at work
06:00 <Adonis> think my boss would care if I racked speed off the front counter?
06:00 <Taco> You work in a gym full of steroid pushers right? Or was it a nightclub?
06:00 <Taco> Either way, prob not
07:00 <TokenDaRing> say it's "workout suppliment"
07:00 <Taco> Vitamin S
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, totes!
08:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: would you trust trustworthy_male with your kids?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> what kind of lame hypothetical question is that?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's irrelevant! 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
09:00 <TokenDaRing> the same kind you ask all the time?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not really.
09:00 <TokenDaRing> yes, yes really
09:00 <Adonis> I work at both
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not really
09:00 <TokenDaRing> whatever you say, starfish
10:00 <Digerati> howdy all
10:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Digerati you crazy greek
10:00 <Adonis> a few blokes take coke pre wo
10:00 <Digerati> i said greek, not geek :)
10:00 <Digerati> sup dude
11:00 <Digerati> adonis the golden greek athete
11:00 <Digerati> athlete
11:00 <pantheress> Lol
11:00 <Adonis> lol
11:00 <Digerati> i am greek, yes :)
11:00 <Digerati> was born in greece :)
11:00 <Digerati> i am aussie
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> token, we have never had sex - keep dreaming tho.
11:00 <Adonis> yeah I'mpart greek
11:00 <Digerati> but mostly human :)
11:00 <Digerati> i love all :)
12:00 <Digerati> especially chinese :) they only come up to your knees ! :)
12:00 <Digerati> haha
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> There is a body of research about the affect of positive thinking! 
12:00 <TokenDaRing> I never implied we did
12:00 <Adonis> I'm positive that I take this speed I'll be able to do cardio 
13:00 <Adonis> that's enough for me
13:00 <Taco> Hey Digerato!
13:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm not interested in any kind of potamuses
13:00 <Digerati> katatonic_kate01 , read a booke called: "the power of the mind" it is by Nikos Kazantsakis
13:00 <Digerati> xeris na milas ellenika adonis ?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks digerati
14:00 <Digerati> psychology is also about the soul
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got a shit load of reading to do…… so it shall go on my reading to do list 
14:00 <Digerati> the soul is the mind
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… that's debatable 
14:00 <Digerati> it is
14:00 <Digerati> no doubt :)
15:00 <Digerati> but it is a powerful the mind
15:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati: I like your magic tricks
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
15:00 <faux> Good afternoon 
15:00 <Digerati> the book is called "Dynamis Tis Skepsis"
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> afternoon faux!
15:00 <pantheress> Bonjour faux
15:00 <faux> Hey Kate 
15:00 <faux> Bonjour :D
15:00 <Digerati> skepsis is thought
15:00 <faux> Today has gone so slow
15:00 <faux> Sif its only 3
15:00 <Taco> Bonjour? Kate isn't Spanish
15:00 <pantheress> Indeed it has
16:00 <Digerati> bonjour monsior, com sue vue ?
16:00 <faux> lol Spanish 
16:00 <Adonis> ok
16:00 <Adonis> time to do carido
16:00 <Digerati> french
16:00 <faux> Digerati no.
16:00 <Adonis> ciao
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati: do you do many magic tricks?
16:00 <faux> Bye aaron
16:00 <Digerati> token hang on
16:00 <Digerati> i got a link for that
16:00 <pantheress> How are u faux
16:00 <faux> I'm ok
16:00 <faux> Procrastinating 
17:00 <faux> In don't wanna do my assignment :'(((
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's it about n' stuff?
17:00 <pantheress> Lol - what r u studying
18:00 <Digerati> token, you ready ???
18:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8hy1LImTWc
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19:00 <Taco> You happy now Digerati
19:00 <Taco> c wat u did
19:00 <Digerati> taco, have a look
19:00 <Taco> no
19:00 <Digerati> happy about rhat man ?>
19:00 <Digerati> what
19:00 <faux> Soz was peeling me snack 
19:00 <Digerati> sorry ?
19:00 <faux> I have to make a video
20:00 <faux> 3 mins
20:00 <faux> CBF.
20:00 <Digerati> token, like it ?
20:00 <faux> I've done like 10 seconds 
20:00 <pantheress> Cool as
20:00 <Digerati> TokenDaRing
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
20:00 <Digerati> there is nothing under me
20:00 <Digerati> :)
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could probably think of a few peeps that were
21:00 <faux> Gross
21:00 <faux> :'(
22:00 <Digerati> it's easy to do katatonic_kate01
22:00 <Digerati> just no telling :)
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
22:00 <Digerati> you figure it out
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> already have
23:00 <Digerati> ok
23:00 <Digerati> go on
23:00 <Digerati> do tell :)
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i'll keep it to myself.
23:00 <Digerati> give up ?
24:00 <Digerati> it is abbreviated into 3 letter man
24:00 <Digerati> letters
24:00 <Digerati> CGI
24:00 <Digerati> with rendering
25:00 <Digerati> david copperfield
25:00 <Digerati> kriss angel
25:00 <Digerati> all cgi shit dude
25:00 <Digerati> most of it, anyway
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> grand.
25:00 <Taco> david coppafeel
26:00 <Digerati>  it is bs
26:00 <Digerati> kriss angel is just there for looks
26:00 <Digerati> cos he looks goth and cute
26:00 <TokenDaRing> I know I like to coppafeel
26:00 <Digerati> david was cool
26:00 <trustworthy_male> copperfeild is gay
26:00 <Digerati> houdini escapes were real
26:00 <trustworthy_male> thats why TokenDaRing likes him
27:00 <TokenDaRing> trustworthy_male: that isn't nice man
27:00 <TokenDaRing> cut with that  crap ok
27:00 <Digerati> i aint done straightjacket yet
27:00 <trustworthy_male> fuck u
27:00 <Digerati> i want to do it
27:00 <Taco> lol
27:00 <TokenDaRing> [Maverick]: he didn't do it on purpose
27:00 <Taco> yea he didn't
27:00 <TokenDaRing> he was linking to a magic trick video
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for being an advocate token, you're doing an awesome job!
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe you could give yourself a pat on the back, or perhaps you need a gold star?
28:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: what crawled up your cooter?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> no sure what you mean?
29:00 <TokenDaRing> I was sticking up for digerati
29:00 <TokenDaRing> and you just come out with that
29:00 <TokenDaRing> what the fuck
30:00 <trustworthy_male> coffee
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for being an advocate <--- not sure what you're on about token
30:00 <wanted> hi
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was a commendable act of kindness and advocacy 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> good on you token!
31:00 <pantheress> Bbl all
31:00 <Taco> [Maverick], pretty sure you can unban YouTube anyway
32:00 <[Maverick]> no I can't 
32:00 <[Maverick]> 199 ban 
32:00 <Taco> o rly haha
32:00 <[Maverick]> ya
32:00 <Taco> he should alter his script to use -level 100
32:00 <Taco> since it has so many false positives
39:00 <wanted> amsy
39:00 <wanted> i mean AzzA
39:00 <wanted> hi
39:00 <wanted> :)
39:00 <AzzA> haha im far from amsy
39:00 <Taco> a<tab>
39:00 <AzzA> unless amsy has returned to australia
40:00 <AzzA> hi wanted 
40:00 <AzzA> :)
40:00 <wanted> u x or y
40:00 <wanted> ?
41:00 <wanted> i mean u m/f
41:00 <wanted> x would be female
42:00 <AzzA> if x = Emc2 and y = 3.14x2 then i would be Emc2 because according to young einstein said that it was the formula for beer
42:00 <wanted> yeah
42:00 <wanted> split the beer atom
42:00 <AzzA> and yes x = f y = m so AzzA = y
42:00 <wanted> boooom
42:00 <wanted> kk
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> enlightening stuff!
43:00 <AzzA> ello kate :) ltns
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
44:00 <AzzA> /whois gorman
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> gorman is a troll?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm thinking gorman should be referred to another network…. where all the other trolls belong….
45:00 <AzzA> haha i was seeing if that muppet was still around
46:00 <wanted> oh k
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> k in deed!
46:00 <wanted> i want go tackle someone in cuddles
46:00 <wanted> spear cuddle them
47:00 <AzzA> ask bonny
47:00 <AzzA> i think she might like a spear cuddle
47:00 <wanted> that would be amazing
48:00 <wanted> farout i drink coffee to quick
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> because it tastes delicious ?
48:00 <wanted> yeah is ok
48:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: I love how uppity you act
48:00 <wanted> i like coffee
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm a fan of lattes 
48:00 <TokenDaRing> it's so cute
49:00 <AzzA> im stuck drinking lemon juice and honey atm
49:00 <wanted> kk
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> uppity - thanks
49:00 <wanted> bitter and sweet AzzA
49:00 <wanted> :)
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> wasn't aware of my 'uppity text'
49:00 <AzzA> i have some sort of throat infection
49:00 <AzzA> ive got a bottle of jacks here that i have been swigging as well, 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you token for pointing this out to me, much appreciated.
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> I will be more mindful of what I type when you're in melb #
50:00 <TokenDaRing> very good
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> the promotion of harmony is essential, wouldn't you agree token?
51:00 <Christopher> i made song this morning
51:00 <Christopher> had 4 coffees in 1 hour atm
51:00 <Christopher> maybe 3
52:00 <Christopher> opps havent took my meds yet
53:00 <TheRon> Christopher: serioulsy you call the shit you do music?
53:00 <Christopher> TheRon its techno
53:00 <TheRon> exactly
53:00 <Christopher> i made good one this morning
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgayVSAYQGQ <---how awesome is this song!
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's my new fave
54:00 <Taco> Yep not clicking that
54:00 <Christopher> if i got to hug someone i be like wayne and garth 
54:00 <Christopher> i not worthy
54:00 <AzzA> coffee is not quite MDMA but i guess its a start when your mixing on the decks :o
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco - do you always have to type what you're thinking?
54:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, do you?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was asking you - it has nothing to do with me.
55:00 <Taco> Oh? Who were you asking?
55:00 <Taco> Cause it didn't seem like anyone in particular, as you failed to address anyone
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, the question was for you.
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> as stated above, taco
56:00 <Taco> Oh right, that wasn't really a question because I already know the answer
56:00 <Taco> The answer is: Yes, you do.
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> Well, I was asking the question, taco.
57:00 <Taco> Thats nice.
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> which implies that I don't know, taco
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> hence me asking you, taco
58:00 <Taco> My rhetoric question was an answer. Did you miss that?
58:00 <Taco> 24<katatonic_kate0124>24 taco - do you always have to type what you're thinking?
58:00 <Taco> 31<2116Taco31> katatonic_kate01, do you?
58:00 <Taco> Just incase you did.
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> UM
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
59:00 <TokenDaRing> Taco such a question implies that katatonic_kate01 actually thinks
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, I asked you a question. 
59:00 <TokenDaRing> and to believe such would be a vast overestimation of her abilities
59:00 <psYbR> so much hostility
59:00 <Taco> psYbR, we can chat about that
00:00 <psYbR> cool
00:00 <TokenDaRing> lets talk about sex baby
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, we can discuss this hostility! What a brilliant idea!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> who would like to comment first?
01:00 <psYbR> me
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure
01:00 <psYbR> comment: stop it
01:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: shove a cake in it
02:00 <Taco> psYbR, ok but only cause you asked
02:00 <psYbR> TokenDaRing, that motion will need to be heard in formal session.
02:00 <psYbR> all in favour of shoving a cake in it say "I"
02:00 <TokenDaRing> i
02:00 <Taco> ney
03:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah maybe no
03:00 <TokenDaRing> kate's had too many  cakes
03:00 <Taco> Shove a bacon sandwich in it
03:00 <psYbR> Hmm, the vote fails, the motion is dismissed. Bl cunt.
03:00 <psYbR> The court hears the next matter: Of the bacon sandwich. All in favour...
03:00 <Taco> me
03:00 <psYbR> me
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> can't talk eating a cake and bacon sandwich 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll comment later
04:00 <Taco> YUCK
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> you should totes try it
04:00 <Taco> Uhh no thanks, I have taste buds
04:00 <psYbR> The matter of the bacon sandwich is adjourned for five minutes. Would any other IRC Elders like to take the floor?
05:00 <Taco> Everyone has a friend called George
05:00 <psYbR> This is serious bizniz
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh totes
06:00 <TokenDaRing> George Costanza
06:00 <psYbR> TOKEN, SIR, PLEASE BE SEATED
06:00 <psYbR> SIR
06:00 <psYbR> I will have you removed from the court in contempt!
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> I shall comment, i'm kinda wondering why token has to be taco's bitch boy and back every comment he says, and vice versa.  
07:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> I guess it's cute in an endearing kinda way.
07:00 <TokenDaRing> I like how whenever I agree with someone I'm their "bitch boy"
07:00 <psYbR> they're the same person, he quickly ducks between his PC and his laptop
08:00 <TokenDaRing> because people aren't allowed to have the same opinions and thoughts on some subjects
08:00 <psYbR> correct
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh quite possibly psybr - nice. I shall take that into consideration.
11:00 <Christopher> i had shower i all clean
11:00 <Christopher> now who wants get dirty
11:00 <Christopher> :P
11:00 <psYbR> dont lie you filthy street rat
11:00 <Christopher> who me?
11:00 <Christopher> nah ooppps
12:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Christopher
12:00 <TokenDaRing> good shower?
13:00 <Christopher> yeah was k
13:00 <psYbR> have a bat?
13:00 <Christopher> no
13:00 <psYbR> come on champ nobody has a shower at 4pm unless they want to have a bat
14:00 <Christopher> do if u went for long walk in heat
14:00 <TokenDaRing> psYbR: I do if it's a hot day
14:00 <Christopher> with just black clothes on
14:00 <psYbR> or unless they're drug addicted unemployed dsp claimers
14:00 <Christopher> counts me out then
14:00 <TokenDaRing> like the other weekend it was really hot up this way
14:00 <Christopher> i not drug addicted
14:00 <TokenDaRing> so I just have a cold shower to  cool off
14:00 <Christopher> ppl think i am druggo
14:00 <Christopher> when i am not
15:00 <psYbR> i guess you just seem like one
15:00 <Taco> TokenDaRing, if you agree with me you support communism. Isn't that right Queen Kate?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> who is queen kate? Someone new?
15:00 <Christopher> i want to support something
15:00 <psYbR> katatonic_princess01
15:00 <psYbR> how about a family Christopher 
16:00 <Christopher> that would be good
16:00 <psYbR> loljk you need a gf for that
16:00 <Christopher> yeah
16:00 <psYbR> bad luck
16:00 <Christopher> i dont really want kids but
16:00 <Christopher> i seen life for what it is
16:00 <psYbR> admit it though, you'd have kids if it meant you could be with a woman
17:00 <Taco> Queen Kate was psYbR's idea but I stole it
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can just buy them from Thailand
17:00 <TokenDaRing> wb Digerati
17:00 <Christopher> i want real woman
17:00 <psYbR> yeah but you need money for that katatonic_kate01 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> Taco, no idea who you'd be referring to. 
17:00 <psYbR> Christopher> i want real woman
17:00 <Christopher> one that will push my face
17:00 <Christopher> um
17:00 <psYbR> LOL thai women are not real women
17:00 <Christopher> into something
18:00 <Taco> Well, Token was saying how you're a royal idiet
18:00 <Christopher> and make me kiss
18:00 <Christopher> :P
18:00 <Taco> So "Queen Kate"
18:00 <Digerati> maverick, it was not my fault for the bot man/// sory, it must have been the script, it is a genuine youtube
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh, fantastic! Thanks Taco
18:00 <Taco> Maybe we should just call you Queenie, cause it continues to imply you're an idiot, and its also a dogs name
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> It promotes that sense of disparity you're feeling. 
19:00 <Taco> Disparity? How do you figure?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> Call me what you wan't i'll ignore it.  
19:00 <TokenDaRing> ok fruity tooty
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> address the name I chat with, and i'll consider it. 
20:00 <Taco> Shuddup Queenie
20:00 <Taco> u get no bones 2 day
20:00 <TokenDaRing> put her out in the rain
20:00 <TokenDaRing> that'll show her
20:00 <psYbR> tbh ill just call you katatonic_kate01 because it only requires me to type "k" and hit tab
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Thanks psybr. For some it must be a tedious task.
21:00 <psYbR> id give you a hard time but im lazy
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
22:00 <TokenDaRing> like all the men in katatonic_kate01's life
22:00 <TokenDaRing> they'd bother with her
22:00 <TokenDaRing> but they're lazy
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> token, you have no idea. But you can assume all you want.
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> What's that saying…. assumption only makes an ass out of you and me? Something like that.
25:00 <TokenDaRing> y so defensive?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Not, sure how you think i'm being defensive. 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> If I was being defensive, i'd be fighting your claims. However, i'm not. 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly because the concept that 'all the men in my life are lazy' is your reality. 
26:00 <fYbR_0ptix> you're fighting his claim that you're defensive
26:00 <fYbR_0ptix> i mean, js
26:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
26:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: you bite too easily
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i'm actually explaining my logic.
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> because it's quite apparent some peeps lack it here
27:00 <fYbR_0ptix> hows this for logic
27:00 <fYbR_0ptix> its 4:27 and i missed the opportunity to bring up marijuana
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways, getting back to what I was saying,  it's hard to change someones' reality. So why bother. 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> END of story
29:00 <TokenDaRing> you can't stop us discussing it, katatonic_kate01
29:00 <TokenDaRing> you don't have that power
29:00 <TokenDaRing> just because you say "END of story" doesn't mean it ends
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course I can't. I never implied i was going to stop you 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> Thank you for sharing token. Yet again, you're letting that intelligence spill…. 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's overflowing onto the screen now. Good job!
35:00 <AzzA> so has the government got any of you people working for the dole yet??
36:00 <TheRon> yes!
36:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't know
36:00 <TokenDaRing> I've only been unemployed since yesterday afternoon
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> I work part time. SO I don't claim govt benefits. 
36:00 <TokenDaRing> and I mooch from my fiancee, not the government
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHA
37:00 <TokenDaRing> well considering I was supporting us both for the last four years
37:00 <TokenDaRing> I figure it's her turn
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right. 
37:00 <TokenDaRing> kinda hard to work full time and study full time too
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right.
37:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: what was that you said about assumptions?
37:00 <TokenDaRing> what, is that your foot in your mouth?
37:00 <TokenDaRing> do you need a hand with that?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not at all.
38:00 <TokenDaRing> oh ok, enjoying foot taste then
38:00 <TokenDaRing> ugh
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, it's not in my mouth!
38:00 <TokenDaRing> oh, is that your backside? it's hard to tell the difference, truth be told
38:00 <TokenDaRing> well aren't you a strang eone
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not my backside either.  
40:00 <TokenDaRing> I left my job because I start full time uni study at the end of the month
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh right.
40:00 <TokenDaRing> my fiancee just graduated at the end of last year and is working full time now
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right.
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's fantastic. What are you going to study, sound engineering? 
42:00 <TokenDaRing> Taco: two guys were out fishing in a boat during the cyclone
42:00 <TokenDaRing> and had to be rescued at taxpayer expense
42:00 <TokenDaRing> just so they could get a few hours of fishing, fucking idiots
43:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: why would one do a degree for sound engineering?
43:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't even know if such exists
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh i was just wondering.
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> What are you going to study at uni?
44:00 <TokenDaRing> my  fiancee's brother did a diploma in that kind of thing at tafe though
44:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm doing law/arts, majoring in German and International Politics and Relations
44:00 <Taco> cyclones = good fishing
44:00 <Taco> all the fish get lifted up to the surface
44:00 <AzzA> yeah im studying full time, i was juggling both study fulltime and work fulltime, but it got the better of me after a while
45:00 <Taco> I hope they were drunk 2
45:00 <Taco> but uhh token, got a link? the guys here would be angry about that
45:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
45:00 <TokenDaRing> Tigger?
45:00 <TokenDaRing> I can find one
46:00 <Taco> oh I'm banned from my own channel
46:00 <TokenDaRing> also: http://i.imgur.com/reMHukI.jpg
46:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
46:00 <Taco> I cbf telnet'ing to the bot to fix
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a crying shame taco!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> banned from your own channel. Sucks to be you, right now. 
46:00 <AzzA> lololol
46:00 <Taco> well I'm zlined from austnet also
47:00 <TokenDaRing> taco: http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/fishermen-missing-in-cyclone-marcia-found-safe-and-well/story-e6frg6nf-1227228574134
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you're ban evading taco?
47:00 <AzzA> zlines are easy to evade, but those v-lines, there is no evading them you can hear them motherfuckers coming from miles away
48:00 <Taco> "The men, aged 38 and 39, were on a camping and fishing trip."
48:00 <Taco> I wonder how long they'd been away for?
48:00 <Taco> Possibly longer than the cyclone
48:00 <Taco> I'll find that out
49:00 <Taco> Queenie, shuddup
51:00 <slinky_J> I'm still wondering why b1 was banned lolz
51:00 <Taco> zlined yea
51:00 <TokenDaRing> for being B1
51:00 <slinky_J> lolzzzz
51:00 <slinky_J> found this wallet brah!
51:00 <Taco> As much as I don't like B1, I don't agree with his zline
51:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean, he's such a lovely charming person
52:00 <Serenity> why was he zlined
52:00 <Serenity> i dont even know
52:00 <TokenDaRing> I miss the old crotchety man
52:00 <slinky_J> shrug
52:00 <slinky_J> lolz
52:00 <slinky_J> since I came back and don't want to fight with ppl I've had no real problem with him
53:00 <TokenDaRing> taco
53:00 <TokenDaRing> more on those two: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-02-20/two-men-found-safe-off-fraser-island-queensland-in-cyclone/6157710?section=qld
53:00 <Taco> bbl
53:00 <slinky_J> :)
53:00 <slinky_J> how the fuck do you find notepad n shit with windows 8
53:00 <slinky_J> so annoying
53:00 <ShadowLurker> vline hey
53:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity has a nice vline
54:00 <slinky_J> that why u married her ;)
54:00 <slinky_J> NICE V LINE BAEBZ.. wish you'd shave your feet :(
56:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
57:00 <slinky_J> since nobody else did.
01:00 <abc> and is going to lol
06:00 <slinky_J> yer
06:00 <slinky_J> and stuff.
06:00 <slinky_J> EAT YOUR DINNER
09:00 <ShadowLurker> going to what?
10:00 <abc> its way too early for dinner .. its only 2 pm
10:00 <slinky_J> almost 5 here
11:00 <slinky_J> Never too late to put a banana in your bum ;D
11:00 <abc> i would rather eat it 
11:00 <ShadowLurker> wha?
13:00 <abc> brmm brmm
17:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!
25:00 <TheRon> highway to the danger zone, gonna take it right into the danger zone
25:00 <aam> \0
27:00 <TheRon> shot through the heart and baby you're to blame, you give love a bad name
27:00 <aam> Can u not keyword seach on ur idlebot's logs the b1 reason?
28:00 <aam> Quench - Dreams
28:00 <ShadowLurker> can you not just stfu about it
29:00 <TheRon> quench - neer
29:00 <TheRon> beer
29:00 <aam> I can
29:00 <TheRon> i'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
29:00 <aam> I don't really care
30:00 <aam> Dreams is the song
30:00 <TheRon> beer is the quench
30:00 <aam> Quench r from melb
30:00 <aam> Jus lik Real Life
30:00 <TheRon> beer is from my fridge
30:00 <aam> Was jus sayin
30:00 <ShadowLurker> if you dont care why are you asking
30:00 <aam> Vaise ur wife asked
30:00 <aam> Cause*
31:00 <aam> Like*
31:00 <aam> U know ..... "send me an angel"
31:00 <aam> I most prolly have a reason idea for myself so y idgaf
31:00 <ShadowLurker> she wasnt even referring to b1
32:00 <TheRon> right now
32:00 <steven_> amanda perez
32:00 <aam> That's Real Life
32:00 <aam> Big 80's no 1 track it was
32:00 <ShadowLurker> wait im missing a coupl e lines
32:00 <aam> K apologies then
32:00 <TheRon> you on coke?
33:00 <aam> Both in Europe n America apparently
33:00 <TheRon> sweet dreams are made of thus!
33:00 <aam> Not so much on home soil fo some reason
34:00 <TheRon> she wore a raspberry beret the kind you find in a second hand store
34:00 <aam> Coffee
34:00 <TheRon> somebody said they were missing a couple of lines, i just wondered
34:00 <ShadowLurker> lol ron
35:00 <aam> I has the 12 inch repress with the later '89 remix on it n the orig on the b side
35:00 <TheRon> has prince been recognized for the genius he is?
35:00 <aam> Had*
35:00 <TheRon> prince is a really good basketballer
35:00 <aam> Ah
35:00 <TheRon> too subtle?
35:00 <aam> Gd 1 
35:00 <aam> 2 birds n one stone
36:00 <TheRon> shirts vs blouses
36:00 <simba> MAC_OSX
36:00 <aam> Phil Collins is a real good drummer
36:00 <TheRon> well yeah!
36:00 <simba> literally smashing a new 12" rn
36:00 <simba> and i dont mean i got a black boyfriend
37:00 <aam> Lol
37:00 <aam> Soup
37:00 <TheRon> is he asian?
37:00 <TheRon> welcome to the year of the goat
37:00 <TheRon> the chinese year all about me!!
37:00 <amsy> no.
38:00 <TheRon> greatest of all time
38:00 <simba> year of theRon
38:00 <aam> U should jus move to china
39:00 <aam> Take aust to china
39:00 <aam> They're fckn bringin china here
40:00 <aam> We should send in our own ongoltrators too n take over over there like they do here
41:00 <aam> Infiltrators*
41:00 <simba> asian-australians are gonna be a huge thing 
41:00 <TheRon> more aussies that can't drive, great!
41:00 <aam> "my body is a temple of doooom ....... that wants to be by ur siiiiide"
42:00 <simba> Oh bEhavE
42:00 <steven_> hehe
42:00 <simba> ill get amsy onto u
42:00 <TheRon> let's saftey dance!!
43:00 <aam> I'll watch u 
43:00 <aam> Do the safety dance for us
43:00 <TheRon> jenny 8675 309
43:00 <AzzA> well at least its not a wonderfland
44:00 <aam> And when u're done, then do the cicken dance too
44:00 <TheRon> the last lager waltz?
44:00 <aam> It is wonderful
44:00 <aam>  ut u cannot land on it
44:00 <aam> :P
45:00 <aam> Chicken*
45:00 <TheRon> for a good time call jenny 8675 309
45:00 <aam> But*
46:00 <aam> U're missin some digits there
46:00 <TheRon> it's the song
46:00 <aam> Rite
46:00 <aam> Soz
46:00 <TheRon> my whore'
46:00 <TheRon> if you don't believe me just watch
47:00 <TheRon> my whore's name isn't jenny
47:00 <aam> Put lyrics into apostrophies then m u won't be misunderstood I'd say
47:00 <TheRon> damn!
47:00 <aam> N u*
47:00 <TheRon> and i would walk 500 miles.........
48:00 <aam> Ye I know that
48:00 <aam> "and ahd do nefin fo lurve"
48:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54YhQZN5Uq8
48:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tom Waits - Jockey Full Of Bourbon (Down By Law Soundtrack) Views: 712,848   Uploaded:  Dec 22, 2008 Duration: 4 Minutes 4 Seconds 
48:00 <slinky_J> this song rules
48:00 <slinky_J> for this heat
48:00 <slinky_J> and some drinks :P
49:00 <aam> "but ah won't do that"
50:00 <TheRon> do you come from a and down under
50:00 <aam> Went to the dentist today
51:00 <TheRon> get gassed?
51:00 <aam> Nah
51:00 <aam> Jabbed
51:00 <TheRon> damn
51:00 <TheRon> thats good shit
51:00 <aam> Dinner soon
51:00 <aam> At 6:30
51:00 <TheRon> bee gees - newyork mining disatser 1941
51:00 <aam> The owner n her husband host free dinners on Friday nights
52:00 <aam> Missed the bus back n it was an hour for the next bus or walk back in 45, so I walked back
52:00 <TheRon> good for you
52:00 <Mew> did you dribble the whole way?
52:00 <TheRon> nothing kinky?
52:00 <aam> And free brekky on Saturday mprnings
53:00 <TheRon> like kramer on seinfeld?
53:00 <aam> I blew the whole way
53:00 <aam> Into ur empty pocket Mew
53:00 <aam> :P
53:00 <aam> Lol, no dribble
53:00 <TheRon> again, nothing kinky right?
53:00 <aam> Don't really need to complicate with the owners, heaps of hot lil hippy chicks around here/town
53:00 <TheRon> had to ask
54:00 <TheRon> mew's pocket is fuilled by ben
54:00 <aam> And apologies fo the crass joke
54:00 <aam> I have to find the system leak
55:00 <TheRon> ohhh tainted love
55:00 <Mew> asif you apologise lol
55:00 <aam> To find put wat goes on around me
55:00 <TheRon> fucking bowls, i was hoping for a dead rubber so i could have a breezy care free day, now it seems we're challenging for a finals birth damn it
55:00 <aam> 2 churches
56:00 <Mew> I put the ass in crass
56:00 <TheRon> phil mccracken
56:00 <Mew> Phil McCracken Mike Hunt
56:00 <TheRon> michael jackson - thriller
56:00 <couleurs> go the soccer oos
56:00 <TheRon> how about those racist chelsea supporters
56:00 <TheRon> wouldn't let a black guy on the train
57:00 <aam> Lol
57:00 <aam> I haven't said happy new year since my return yet
57:00 <aam> So
57:00 <TheRon> ever been at a nightclub and done the thriller dance?
57:00 <aam> Happy new year
57:00 <TheRon> it's disgusting
57:00 <couleurs> bloodey yobbos
57:00 <couleurs> let da niger on n beat him 2 deaf
57:00 <couleurs> :~)
57:00 <TheRon> wouldn't see dortmund supporters doing that
58:00 <Mew> has it been a happy new year?
58:00 <aam> Any resolutions from anyone for the new year?
58:00 <Mew> )
58:00 <aam> Wat r we gonna do this year?
58:00 <couleurs> bvb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
59:00 <TheRon> i had a new years resolution to get more roots, but so far.......
59:00 <TheRon> who is bvb rivals in the bundesliga?
59:00 <aam> The catholic church n the town church n u sit down with a ciggy n a drink in between the 2 n u meditate in the ministry of truth's loophole n u get to find out wat goes on
59:00 <TheRon> like liverpool and everton
59:00 <couleurs> everrryyyoooonnneeeeeee
59:00 <couleurs> -- gary oldmen
59:00 <couleurs> bayern and shalke
00:00 <aam> We're gonnah be polite to others and earn respect in life instead of slippin down the stairwell ye?!
00:00 <Digerati> wat kind of roots do you want ron ? there are many ty[e of plants/foliage
00:00 <TheRon> yes!?
00:00 <Digerati> no
00:00 <TheRon> schalke progressing in the euro??
01:00 <Digerati> :P
01:00 <Digerati> fuck it's warm in melb
01:00 <couleurs> they lost 2-0 to real madrid 
01:00 <couleurs> so probably not
01:00 <TheRon> in madrid?
01:00 <couleurs> no at home
02:00 <TheRon> better have another can
02:00 <Digerati> i wish
02:00 <TheRon> cans are what keep this world moving
02:00 <TheRon> damn
02:00 <TheRon> any other underdogs in the euro?
03:00 <Digerati> yeah, aluminium is a nice product
03:00 <Digerati> suprised they took the led out of aluminium, what a concept
03:00 <TheRon> PSG?
03:00 <couleurs> yes there's quite a lot
03:00 <slinky_J> where the fuck is fkn
03:00 <slinky_J> grr win 8!
03:00 <couleurs> no, psg are like #2 in france
03:00 <slinky_J> can't find notepad
03:00 <slinky_J> lolz
04:00 <aam> Right click on desktop J?
04:00 <couleurs> bayer, monaco, porto, basel and shakhtar 
04:00 <couleurs> all the others have been in the last 8 i think
04:00 <couleurs> or even 4
04:00 <TheRon> who should i go for?
04:00 <couleurs> or finals
04:00 <couleurs> BVB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
05:00 <TheRon> hall and oates rule
05:00 <TheRon> they in it?
05:00 <couleurs> yeas
05:00 <aam> Everything is pretty much updated windows with more gadgets after the startup screen J
05:00 <simba> dude the best team in it is FC Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk from Ukrane
06:00 <aam> Got 3 1.25lt woolies cola fo 75 cents ea
06:00 <TheRon> you make my dreams come true
06:00 <couleurs> they're playing juventus next month
06:00 <TheRon> i liked the eurovision bit on mad as hell
06:00 <simba> olympiakos lost to them
06:00 <couleurs> err next week
06:00 <TheRon> they thought their careers were over because they won the fucking thing
06:00 <couleurs> man city vs barca and juve vs bvb
07:00 <aam> 2lt bottles r too big
07:00 <TheRon> ladies, is there evry a too big?
07:00 <TheRon> ever
07:00 <simba> dope ties
07:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
07:00 <couleurs> FC Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk vs WAXTAP
08:00 <aam> By the time I've drunk 2/3-rds it's gone almost all flat
08:00 <aam> you've drunk*
08:00 <aam> Fckn phone
08:00 <TheRon> western sydney warriors should be in the euroleague
08:00 <simba> man city have bought this tie they have paid their dues and lost big time in the past
08:00 <couleurs> imagine if waxtap win @ munich omg it would be insane
08:00 <simba> if that happens ill ban myself
08:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
08:00 <couleurs> brazil fc vs germen fc
09:00 <TheRon> it's just another manic monday, i was it was sunday because that's my fun day
09:00 <TheRon> melbourne heart lost damien duff now they want a replacement
09:00 <simba> balotelli da sikest tho
09:00 <simba> stevie and hendo mad cos he took the pen wtf?
09:00 <simba> why wouldnt u want him taking anything
09:00 <simba> why would u give it to henderson 23 year old
09:00 <couleurs> hehe
09:00 <couleurs> his reaction
09:00 <simba> henderson never hit a pen in his lyf
09:00 <couleurs> u_mad.gif
10:00 <aam> Wish*
10:00 <TheRon> yes!
10:00 <simba> balo is ready 2 be a red now
10:00 <simba> but everyone else is lioke SICK OF U
10:00 <simba> make skrtel captian thanx
10:00 <couleurs> https://gfycat.com/CleanRectangularFeline
10:00 <simba> dat was fly
11:00 <simba> 1 guy in the crowd got hell mad
11:00 <simba> DONT B SO SKILLFUL
11:00 <TheRon> what is it with boozed up soccer fans?
11:00 <TheRon> so bored they have to wreck shit?
11:00 <simba> where
12:00 <TheRon> chelsea 
12:00 <simba> whatd they do
12:00 <IntergalacticSpecies> no difference
13:00 <TheRon> it's a nice to start again, it's a nice for a white wedding
13:00 <TheRon> day
13:00 <amsy> you used up all your days in the line above
13:00 <IntergalacticSpecies> atleast they were being honest
13:00 <TheRon> stoppped a black bloke from getting on a rain
13:00 <simba> oh yeah.... what
13:00 <simba> does that have to do with wrecking shit
13:00 <IntergalacticSpecies> london has too many african british people
13:00 <simba> unless u mean wrecking society lol am i right
13:00 <simba> fat white retards get drunk and be racist, whats so surprising about that? u have probably grown up with it every day in rural victoria
13:00 <TheRon> there has been the odd soccer riot has there not
14:00 <TheRon> damn!
14:00 <TheRon> beer?
14:00 <aam> "Mah lil ...... china girl"
14:00 <TheRon> love that song
14:00 <IntergalacticSpecies> i see on google earth street view mostly black people in uk
14:00 <simba> there were no riots or fights it was just some idiots on a train
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <simba> <IntergalacticSpecies> i see on google earth street view mostly black people in uk
15:00 <TheRon> ooh baby just you shut your mouth
15:00 <aam> "she says ........ ssssssshhhhhhh"
15:00 <simba> Whos GOnna Save Us, Whos Gonna Save Us, Whos Gonna Provide uS, Whos Gonna Provide Us, Whos Gonna Save Us
15:00 <IntergalacticSpecies> i'll find a job in a hotel to support my ends meet
16:00 <TheRon> US forces give the nod
16:00 <aam> U need to do that in church simba
16:00 <TheRon> it's a sad fact for this country
16:00 <aam> "it's a setback fo yo coooouuuntry"
16:00 <TheRon> simba watching football tonight?
16:00 <TheRon> who is playing?
16:00 <IntergalacticSpecies> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXmtAdB-bgY
16:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: UFO DOCUMENTARY Aliens exist on the moon 2015 Full New UFO Sightings Views: 32,606   Uploaded: Published on Jan 1, 2015 Duration: 63 Minutes 1 Seconds 
16:00 <IntergalacticSpecies> starting with ballarina
17:00 <simba> mm yes church my favorite place to go on sundays
17:00 <Digerati> both governments are fucked ron, the same shit is happening with the liberals as it was with labor
17:00 <TheRon> everybody wants to rule the world
17:00 <TheRon> 18 bombers players being banned in 2 weeks?
18:00 <Digerati> watch abbot go out, another liberal steps in, and then abbot after they throw the new liberal out
18:00 <aam> Come here n we'll rule from here
18:00 <Digerati> that is what labor did
18:00 <TheRon> i'm voting beer excise party at the next election
18:00 <Digerati> we are fucked
18:00 <beehhh> true doco
19:00 <TheRon> there's nobody with vision
19:00 <Digerati> ever since howard went out, the country has been screwed
19:00 <aam> I have tunnel vision 
19:00 <TheRon> i want a pm we can call visionary
19:00 <TheRon> is that too much to ask
20:00 <aam> Missionary
20:00 <TheRon> no thats his position
20:00 <aam> Missionary Tony
20:00 <TheRon> we need a visionary pm
20:00 <beehhh> trouble maker is here
20:00 <TokenDaRing> hi beehhh
21:00 <aam> We'll give him some spectacles
21:00 <TheRon> oh i just died in your arms tonight
21:00 <TheRon> must've been something you said
21:00 <beehhh> bye TokenDaRing
21:00 <TokenDaRing> may cannibal tribespeople take you in the night
21:00 <TokenDaRing> dice you up for their stew
22:00 <aam> "nothing's gonnah change my love fo u"
22:00 <TheRon> we did it all for the glory of love
22:00 <beehhh> lonely is the night tonight
22:00 <beehhh> some saw this alien
22:00 <TokenDaRing> http://cache.spreadshirt.com/users/1872000/1871883/383555/img/383555_20120312113725.jpg
22:00 <TokenDaRing> ALIENS
22:00 <beehhh> here is majority chinese folks eg penny wong's extended family
22:00 <TokenDaRing> chinese would look down on you
22:00 <TokenDaRing> you are lowest on asian pecking order
22:00 <aam> I need to find myself some sort of plant for my room so I can take care of myself n not fall behind. If the plant becomes prickly/spiky/thorny, then there's bad vibes around n u give it water n sugar to kill off the thorns, if the plant in wielding then u give it coffee to bring it back to loge, but no sugar with the coffee, kind of similar with human sugary cravings,  but a bit diff as the human body craves salt at times instead of coffee, jus that the 
23:00 <TheRon> one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
23:00 <aam> "u're simply the best"
23:00 <beehhh> gay people likes chicks only for anal
23:00 <TheRon> beehhh: what you do on your own time.........
23:00 <beehhh> im going for a 60mins jog soon about an hrs time
23:00 <simba> mm yes quite
23:00 <beehhh> blacks are good eg obama
24:00 <TheRon> now?
24:00 <TheRon> please make it now
24:00 <beehhh> i was crying in bed all morning then the sun came up i smiled
24:00 <aam> How many times do u stop for breath beehhh?
24:00 <TheRon> crying in the chapel
24:00 <simba> obamas white
24:00 <aam> Back to life*
24:00 <beehhh> no he aint his dad is black
24:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: you are servant caste
24:00 <TokenDaRing> don't forget your place
25:00 <aam> I know abt joggin
25:00 <beehhh> im keen to study in london
25:00 <TheRon> you've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth criminal
25:00 <aam> I used to do it
25:00 <TheRon> i like air supply
25:00 <beehhh> and you're isolated and idiotic according to hofstede scale
25:00 <simba> mm yes calm down TokenDaRing
26:00 <TheRon> annie are you ok, annie are you ok, are you ok annie?
26:00 <aam> If u're not fit I'll forever run out of breath
26:00 <aam> you'll*
26:00 <TheRon> every breath you take
26:00 <TokenDaRing> or I'll be banned?
26:00 <TokenDaRing> ok
26:00 <couleurs> what the heck!!!!!!!
26:00 <simba> ummm if u want
26:00 <aam> Hint: The depiction of dead Jesus with a crown of thorns
26:00 <couleurs> ban this 8======D
26:00 <TokenDaRing> lol couleurs
26:00 <simba> Things that I find funny!!!!
26:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing has truly no friends he makes friend with his imagenary thoughts
26:00 <simba> LOL
26:00 <simba> is this true ?
26:00 <beehhh> 100%
26:00 <simba> wow mirza with the fat scoop
27:00 <beehhh> annastasia polish
27:00 <aam> Takes abt a month to get into a proper half hour non stop jog
27:00 <simba> TokenDaRing exposed
27:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
27:00 <couleurs> that's what u do 2 beehhh u fat brown lard
27:00 <TokenDaRing> I am forever shamed
27:00 <aam> Dinner tiem
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <TokenDaRing> and there's couleurs, laying on the burn
27:00 <couleurs> RIP QLD
28:00 <TokenDaRing> hi kids
28:00 <beehhh> it will be fun to use public commuter in london instead of depending on your own wheel
28:00 <aam> That was jogging around the outskirts of 3 suburbs
28:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mZZCTSWqsk
28:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Captain America 2   Running with Sam Wilson    Uploaded: Published on Dec 7, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 0 Seconds 
28:00 <TheRon> the koala on the ronnie johns half hour puts me in tears everytime
28:00 <simba> WAXTAP
28:00 <beehhh> burnt folks hooning on each other bachyard looking for miracle from above
28:00 <couleurs> WOLFES vs REDES
28:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: I love you and I never want you to change
28:00 <beehhh> I wont change
29:00 <beehhh> america is awesome 
29:00 <TheRon> where the baywatch running?
29:00 <TokenDaRing> good
29:00 <couleurs> <Bastardly_One> My man Danny going to goal for sure
29:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R398t_N9zaQ
29:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ronnie Johns Koala Skit Views: 32,852   Uploaded:  Sep 22, 2006 Duration: 1 Minutes 19 Seconds 
29:00 <TokenDaRing> it'd be a tragedy if you ever did
29:00 <simba> Mario > Danny
29:00 <beehhh> now you know why im not going tot come back
29:00 <simba> cos u were deported in a box ?
29:00 <simba> and boxes cant fly
30:00 <beehhh> crown casino in macou is a fail cause the crack down of chinese govt money laundrying to overseas, it should be shut immediately
30:00 <TheRon> boobs?
30:00 <beehhh> if i do maybe for visiting, how is nz for a phd when im 50? Dunedin perhaps
30:00 <simba> 2 ways...
30:00 <couleurs> <Bastardly_One> Why is even Mario in the team, he hasn't done anything... he's the black one right?
30:00 <beehhh> brb shower
30:00 <beehhh> first i have get my british passport is lone overdue
30:00 <simba> <Bastardly_One> I forgot how to play fifa in away colors.... damn you yellow!
30:00 <TokenDaRing> I still don't get how you can be deported without being criminally stupid
30:00 <couleurs> lmao
30:00 <TokenDaRing> like how can you pull that off?
31:00 <aam> Big bewbz
31:00 <TheRon> i bless the rains down in africa
31:00 <TheRon> i like that hot national geographic look
31:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: my friend
31:00 <TokenDaRing> how are you
31:00 <aam> "they gave u life"
31:00 <beehhh> your country is full cannot have too many especially people with no money or assest
31:00 <TokenDaRing> ain't that the truth 
31:00 <simba> ur boyfriend has assests - 2 fake 1s!!
31:00 <beehhh> NZ is good for a degree cum holiday when i save up from britian
32:00 <aam> "and in return u gave them heeeell"
32:00 <beehhh> women makes any simple things more complecated and sure likes the big cock
32:00 <TokenDaRing> that's if they let you in
32:00 <TokenDaRing> gotta get in first
32:00 <beehhh> phd in small business research at otago some day
32:00 <couleurs> u belong on mars
32:00 <beehhh> first i'll enter to uk and get my kiwi passport
32:00 <couleurs> your ass is grass!!!!!!!!!!!
33:00 <aam> That is true beehhh
33:00 <aam> The cock bit
33:00 <aam> They all liked mine :P
33:00 <beehhh> other half is also a true statement
33:00 <TheRon> japanese penis is so small
33:00 <simba> yep first this then that im sick of hearing it mate
33:00 <beehhh> 5years from now
33:00 <simba> u r stuck in tutankamun forever
33:00 <simba> with your Rupees and your Bow and Arrows
33:00 <couleurs> lol
33:00 <TokenDaRing> rofla simba
33:00 <TokenDaRing> wow
34:00 <beehhh> i saw a jap girl with 30 blackmen bukkake gangbank porn
34:00 <TheRon> classy
34:00 <nate> lucky girl
34:00 <simba> and Slingshots and Boomerangs.....
34:00 <couleurs> epic bern
34:00 <simba> jeez i didnt forget
34:00 <TheRon> freedom isn't free, i costs folks like you and me
34:00 <beehhh> i wont be stepping my foot on downunder where i was treated like a pieces of shit
34:00 <simba> anarchy burger
34:00 <TheRon> beehhh: i dare you to come by boast
35:00 <TheRon> was there a donkey involved?
35:00 <beehhh> Akane Hotaru black gangbank
35:00 <aam> Mew
35:00 <simba> america stands for freedom - but if u think ur free - try walking in a deli - and peeing on the cheese
35:00 <beehhh> sorry not worth taking risk n lose my courage
35:00 <couleurs> (#.^_^.#)
35:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: you got treated like a piece of shit because you look like one
35:00 <beehhh> all my siblings are now australian citizens which is good
35:00 <simba> why arent they on irc
36:00 <beehhh> i havent slept with a woman since i got divorced in 2001, norell is my latest gf
36:00 <nate> beehhh just men?
36:00 <TheRon> goat?
36:00 <beehhh> they cannot afford the costly NBN there
36:00 <TokenDaRing> are they povo too?
36:00 <beehhh> everyone lives in there are povo
36:00 <simba> im sure if u can get internet access out there they have it if they live down here
36:00 <TheRon> thai own a dodgy thai joint that gives everybody salmonella
36:00 <simba> would love 2 chat 2 the mirza clan
36:00 <TokenDaRing> if you hate australians so much why do you come on austnet?
37:00 <aam> U mean ur latest fck up
37:00 <beehhh> 50 dollar
37:00 <TheRon> madness - house of fun
37:00 <beehhh> trannies are better
37:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: are you still on about that?
37:00 <beehhh> TheRon are you near lilydale
37:00 <TheRon> yes!
37:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't get it
37:00 <TokenDaRing> that's like if I hated Germans, yet went into german chatrooms
37:00 <simba> but also if u were banished from germany
37:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/radio/stations/news/live?play=true
37:00 <TokenDaRing> oh yeah that too
38:00 <TheRon> st andrews
38:00 <StrykerX> Hi Luvly-Lucy 
38:00 <beehhh> its been awhile since i last visited there probably 2000 and two
38:00 <StrykerX> ASL bro?
38:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: did you dump Norell yet?
38:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: can you explain it to me? I'd like to understand your point of view on this
39:00 <beehhh> no not yet she melts my heart everytime i talk with her
39:00 <TheRon> me and julio down by the schoolyard
39:00 <beehhh> making love out of nothing at all despite we both have soft penis
39:00 <TokenDaRing> heya Skirmish
39:00 <TokenDaRing> appparently you're a figment of my imagination
39:00 <Skirmish> Evening TokenDaRing how is it going? 
39:00 <TokenDaRing> apparently*
39:00 <Skirmish> lol I am? 
39:00 <TokenDaRing> according to beehhh, expert on my friends and people I talk to
39:00 <Skirmish> Well, thanks for giving me life then. :) 
39:00 <TheRon> is don bradman's average on the citizenship test??
39:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: I doubt it. 
40:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: you know she's cheating on you right?
40:00 <TheRon> i love air supply
40:00 <beehhh> so she dont
40:00 <TheRon> well it should be
40:00 <Skirmish> Sports statistics does not an Australian citizen make. 
40:00 <TheRon> bullshit, it's australia
41:00 <beehhh> shes a legit girl working as a receptionist
41:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/2lxjrki.jpg
41:00 <StrykerX> Tranny is not a *legit* girl
41:00 <StrykerX> Just sayin'
41:00 <aam> That's it
41:00 <TokenDaRing> straya cunt
41:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: I think the first thing that went wrong is that you didn't put beehhh on ignore and you were forced to read his dribble. 
42:00 <StrykerX> beehhh, is that you and him/her?
42:00 <beehhh> trannies are nice
42:00 <TheRon> ever been to thailand/
42:00 <Serenity> ay StrykerX
42:00 <TheRon> dude looks like a lady
42:00 <aam> It's him
42:00 <TheRon> if you don't know who gary ablett is or alfie langer is, you can't be an aussie citizen
42:00 <Skirmish> I know who they are but I don't know Bradman's average. 
42:00 <TheRon> 99.94
42:00 <TokenDaRing> gary ablett belongs in jurassic park
43:00 <beehhh> we are planning to go thailand so she can find white men i can find more trannies
43:00 <StrykerX> Sup Serenity??
43:00 <aam> Beehhh holds its dick
43:00 <Serenity> nm just got in
43:00 <Serenity> hows you?
43:00 <StrykerX> Exhausted
43:00 <StrykerX> U?
43:00 <TheRon> when's the first annual #melbourne thailand sex tour?
43:00 <StrykerX> TheRon, msg beehhh 
43:00 <StrykerX> He'll hook you up
43:00 <Skirmish> Well I want everyone to really have a good irc night tonight. This is my last night shift on irc for quite some time. 
44:00 <beehhh> im going to england jan2016
44:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: are you guys going to cheat on each other?
44:00 <beehhh> no we are not if its mitually agreed
44:00 <StrykerX> Mutual cheating is still cheating
44:00 <StrykerX> Actually, no
44:00 <TheRon> open relationship?
44:00 <StrykerX> I take that back
44:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
44:00 <beehhh> so far niether of us cheated physically
44:00 <Serenity> its not really cheating if they give permission
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: apparently B1 is back tonight
44:00 <Skirmish> Well that ruins everything. 
44:00 <TokenDaRing> returned from his exile into the real world
45:00 <beehhh> exactly
45:00 <TokenDaRing> didn't you find out she was cheating on you the other week, beehhh?
45:00 <TheRon> do chicks really have scalpels ready for when blokes cheat on them??
45:00 <beehhh> truth is you could try but wont succeed if the love is genuine btw us
45:00 <Serenity> sure do
45:00 <TheRon> damn
45:00 <TheRon> did he goto melbourne and get a root?/
45:00 <Skirmish> OR ... maybe he hung himself?
45:00 <TokenDaRing> nah
45:00 <TokenDaRing> we couldn't be that lucky
45:00 <Skirmish> Nah I don't wish death upon B1. 
45:00 <British^Meat> he came in last night for like 20 seconds
45:00 <Skirmish> He's old ... it will happen naturally soon enough. 
45:00 <British^Meat> mustve forgotten to take this room off of auto join :)
46:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing she was only talking on weechat but i check the msg just basic talking with other malay people
46:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: lol so he's been lurking and ban evading! UMMM MA! 
47:00 <beehhh> more likely i will be married to someone else in england for my british passport
47:00 <TokenDaRing> how are your studies going?
47:00 <Serenity> i think beehhh is just grateful someone is letting him touch them
47:00 <Serenity> they could fuck an army and he would let it slide
47:00 <TheRon> inxs - original sin
47:00 <couleurs> Astardly_None
48:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
48:00 <TokenDaRing> that's likely true
48:00 <TheRon> chicks are vicious when riled
48:00 <StrykerX> Could = have
48:00 <StrykerX> Just sayin'
48:00 <Serenity> we sure are TheRon
48:00 <StrykerX> TheRon, chicks are vicious regardless.
48:00 <Serenity> men can be equally vicious when they want to be tho
48:00 <beehhh> we dont always sex but we sing we eat together we hold hands together we share tears together
48:00 <StrykerX> True Serenity. I'm a royal cunt 2/3 of the time
48:00 <Skirmish> Well it's looking like it may rain/storm here this evening so I am hoping that it remains a slow and uneventful night. 
48:00 <Skirmish> I hate working in the rain. 
48:00 <Skirmish> I have yet to find a rain coat that can keep you dry without turning into a personal sauna. 
49:00 <StrykerX> :')
49:00 <Serenity> yes i know ive been on the other end of your moods
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <StrykerX> Oh yeah
49:00 <beehhh> most of the top employees are the women
49:00 <StrykerX> You have lol
49:00 <simba> Outstanding. It appears my fly was undone. I have promptly zipped it up to avoid embarassment.
49:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/7JOOZgO.png
49:00 <Skirmish> Before you left home? Well done. I usually check as I walk towards woolwoths and I realise it's undone so I am walking, doing it up and looking inside and someone is ALWAYS looking out at me when I am doing it. 
50:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <StrykerX> I'm trying to roll back to 1/3
50:00 <beehhh> she gets to work night shift and i get to pass my units
50:00 <StrykerX> but people exist.
50:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: have you seen the music video of Indian Thriller?
50:00 <beehhh> women controlling this world before alien
50:00 <Serenity> its ok ive been abitch to you at times too haha
50:00 <beehhh> girly man?
50:00 <StrykerX> Yes.. "times"..
50:00 <StrykerX> :P
50:00 <TheRon> nice breasts excuse everything
50:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: yeah
50:00 <StrykerX> TheRon, true that sir
50:00 <Serenity> what are you trying to say lol
50:00 <StrykerX> That's why I talk to Serenity still :P
50:00 <Serenity> lol!
50:00 <Skirmish> Makes it look like I just pee'd somewhere in the car park. 
50:00 <couleurs> Definitely. 
50:00 <TheRon> simba did you offer some cucumber to the ladies?
51:00 <beehhh> if she was happy why pushed her luck with me and takes everything to break
51:00 <StrykerX> beehhh, if things are so bad between you two.. Why are you with her?
51:00 <Skirmish> [Maverick]: Wot is it? 
52:00 <StrykerX> You need to man up son.
52:00 <Serenity> [3:47pm] <@Serenity> i think beehhh is just grateful someone is letting him touch them
52:00 <Serenity> [3:47pm] <TokenDaRing> how are your studies going?
52:00 <Serenity> [3:47pm] <@Serenity> they could fuck an army and he would let it slide
52:00 <StrykerX> Haha yeah
52:00 <Serenity> rofl
52:00 <StrykerX> Bit worn out from work
52:00 <StrykerX> Out of focus
52:00 <beehhh> i was talking about my ex wife who was a real women
52:00 <StrykerX> Waiting on dinner to arrive
52:00 <StrykerX> beehhh, did your ex-wife turn you to trannies?
52:00 <Serenity> mmm dinner
52:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah it must be rare for a woman or a tranny even to be not creeped out by beehhh touching them
52:00 <TheRon> christ is the little river band still touring
53:00 <beehhh> she turned into StrykerX
53:00 <StrykerX> Ordered a parma and chips from the local pizza joint
53:00 <beehhh> now bend ova
53:00 <StrykerX> ?
53:00 <StrykerX> Now shush
53:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: he just prefers trannies because otherwise he'd have to be gay
53:00 <beehhh> i'll have my revenge where is my frapee's
53:00 <TokenDaRing> and his family wouldn't be ok with that
53:00 <StrykerX> Oic
53:00 <StrykerX> In the closet
53:00 <StrykerX> I feel sorry for you beehhh 
53:00 <Serenity> pre sad when i get more tit than beehhh
53:00 <beehhh> i feel sorry for you too
54:00 <StrykerX> Send Norell to Australia mate
54:00 <StrykerX> He can learn what real men are like
54:00 <beehhh> she wants to stay in australia with me but im going to england cause i know what is best for me
54:00 <beehhh> i see future many steps before you guys did
54:00 <simba> <TheRon> under the boardwalk, thats where Ill be, oooh yeah
55:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: as I understand it, Indian men find it hard to acquire condoms that aren't too big
55:00 <ShadowLurker> looool dis cunt 
55:00 <TokenDaRing> like, normal size condoms are too big for them
55:00 <beehhh> indian dicks are huge but not bangldeshis
55:00 <StrykerX> lol
55:00 <StrykerX> Huge
55:00 <TokenDaRing> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm
55:00 <beehhh> know this guy from wwf
55:00 <Skirmish> lol he lost his shit over LRB. 
55:00 <simba> literally ran out of the house so quick the dial up modem ripped out of the wall
56:00 <StrykerX> Not from what I've heard
56:00 <TokenDaRing> "Condoms 'too big' for Indian men "
56:00 <beehhh> khalil
56:00 <TokenDaRing> "A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men."
56:00 <Serenity> ive only ever seen dickls that have issues with condoms being too small irl
56:00 <couleurs> lmao
56:00 <Skirmish> I GOTTA GO BUY A TICKET! *gone*
57:00 <Serenity> i wonder how small your dick has to be for it to be too big
57:00 <beehhh> once i visited a parlor in bangladesh and finds out 100s of used condom in where the girl is ready for a next, i simply walked out
57:00 <StrykerX> Too small... I feel for them
57:00 <StrykerX> On that note
57:00 <TokenDaRing> he just loves them that much
57:00 <Skirmish> Whenever I see the nick Simwolf I think Simba and awolf have teamed up. 
57:00 <TokenDaRing> the world isn't ready for such
58:00 <TokenDaRing> lol StrykerX
58:00 <beehhh> this year majority migrants are being indians to straya
58:00 <TokenDaRing> I used to bring that up when the Indians and Pakis were on the net in force chatting up Australian women
58:00 <beehhh> how about that huh
58:00 <StrykerX> beehhh, are you from India or Bangladesh?
58:00 <TokenDaRing> and being all "I love you baby, u be my girlfriend?" 
58:00 <StrykerX> Too lazy to re-open your photo
58:00 <TokenDaRing> they got really upset when I quoted that
58:00 <beehhh> bangladesh mate
58:00 <TokenDaRing> awolf quit austnet again didn't he?
58:00 <Serenity> ahh i wish i was here to see awolf cryleave
58:00 <Serenity> he is legit one of my least favourite characters
58:00 <TokenDaRing> LOL mrwuf is logged in
58:00 <Serenity> right behind shads
58:00 <TokenDaRing> just in no channels
58:00 <Serenity> oh
59:00 <StrykerX> Micro-penis?
59:00 <beehhh> we are independent nation
59:00 <Serenity> how bigs ya knobber
59:00 <steven_> yeah indians are taking over
59:00 <steven_> my street
59:00 <StrykerX> I never knew a regular condom could be "too small"
59:00 <Skirmish> Everyone is behind shads. He's too round to get passed. 
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <Serenity> hes been carrying on about losing 15 kilos in 24 hours
59:00 <Serenity> tying plastic to his fat gut
59:00 <TokenDaRing> 15 kilos in a day means you're probably going to die soon
59:00 <Skirmish> 15 kilos in one day? Plastic Surgery would be the only thing that could make that happen. 
59:00 <Serenity> meff
00:00 <beehhh> indians do have big cocks those are hindu
00:00 <beehhh> mine was the largest then father trimmed it off
00:00 <steven_> thank u thank u
00:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: he cut off part of his stomach and patched up the missing skin with plastic
00:00 <Skirmish> Is that what he is saying? LOL
00:00 <beehhh> <TokenDaRing> you are a cleaner <TokenDaRing> nothing more <TokenDaRing> understand thi8s
00:00 <Skirmish> Oh dear. 
00:00 <beehhh> i have some news for you too
01:00 <Serenity> StrykerX are you serious?
01:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: if you compare it to a peanut, then I'm sure it looks big
01:00 <Serenity> regular condoms are too small for heaps of people
01:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
01:00 <Serenity> its why they make xl lol
01:00 <TokenDaRing> they're really fucking horrible if you've got a thick cock
01:00 <TokenDaRing> shut up mirza
01:00 <slinky_J> hm
01:00 <Skirmish> Put him on ignore. 
01:00 <slinky_J> soup
01:00 <TokenDaRing> you walking fucking turd
01:00 <steeeeven> slinky_J sup!
01:00 <Skirmish> brb work stuff
01:00 <slinky_J> oh abuse
01:00 <slinky_J> cbf
02:00 <beehhh> i dont like using condoms
02:00 <Serenity> i knew a dude as soon as he put one on he got a soft on
02:00 <Serenity> cause it strangled it that much
02:00 <beehhh> so does the 1.5billion indians
02:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah if you're large of girth
02:00 <StrykerX> Sorry
02:00 <TokenDaRing> they're too tight
02:00 <StrykerX> Too big
02:00 <StrykerX> Not too small
02:00 <Serenity> oh haha i was gonna say its not tht weird
02:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: micropenises are a thing
02:00 <beehhh> whoever discoverd the condom should be hanged to a gallow
02:00 <StrykerX> Hot bitch delivered food
02:00 <beehhh> racist chelsea
02:00 <slinky_J> hey token
02:00 <slinky_J> pm
02:00 <slinky_J> ?
02:00 <beehhh> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/hungry-students-queue-with-the-homeless-20150215-13efjz.html
02:00 <beehhh> read it TokenDaRing and tell me why i wont callt hem povo
03:00 <StrykerX> Was distracted
03:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: just because you're happy with hep c and HIV
03:00 <TokenDaRing> doesn't mean we are
03:00 <beehhh> having sex with condom is not real sex
03:00 <TokenDaRing> and people wonder why STD's are so bad in developing countris
03:00 <TokenDaRing> countries*
03:00 <TokenDaRing> "Struggling international students"
03:00 <TokenDaRing> so people like you?
03:00 <TokenDaRing> no skin off my nose
03:00 <IntergalacticSpecies> with other povo homeless
03:00 <TokenDaRing> couldn't care any less about them
04:00 <StrykerX> beehhh, how many children do you have?
04:00 <Serenity> id rather 'not real sex' than have to carry your ugly sprog
04:00 <beehhh> in my case i always been sexing hands so no chance for STD to spread any further but to the sea
04:00 <beehhh> ohhh
04:00 <TokenDaRing> NMFP
04:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing is only 32 he's a jnr but talks big here
04:00 <TokenDaRing> thats what your starving family members are to me, NMFP
05:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: you can get herpes from peoples hands
05:00 <TokenDaRing> just fyi
05:00 <beehhh> if the mermaids looks brown dont blame me
05:00 <TokenDaRing> and mouthes too
05:00 <StrykerX> beehhh, just cause Norell is a man doesn't mean you can't get STIs
05:00 <beehhh> norell dont wank everyday she gets sleep orgasm
05:00 <couleurs> :)
05:00 <beehhh> like them 12 yo pursuit kids from ispwich more like him
06:00 <TokenDaRing> it's called a wet  dream
06:00 <beehhh> last i had 100 years ago
06:00 <Dugnuts> so
06:00 <Dugnuts> just curious
06:00 <TokenDaRing> you like 12 year old kids, beehhh?
06:00 <TokenDaRing> dude woah
06:00 <beehhh> thinks world's undertheir feet and moon's a oyster
06:00 <Dugnuts> how much is it for an ounce over here in melbourne?
07:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing admit you like transexuals and sick of your obese russian milf
07:00 <TokenDaRing> she's german
07:00 <TokenDaRing> russian would be hot too though
07:00 <beehhh> russia is just above german
07:00 <beehhh> ask Skirmish he deals marijuana on a fulltime basis since the centrelink cut his dole off
07:00 <Dugnuts> ouch
07:00 <Dugnuts> not that im buying
07:00 <Dugnuts> but i used to back in perth
07:00 <Dugnuts> i get tested over here
07:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: skirmish works for Customs
07:00 <Dugnuts> i was just curious is all
07:00 <TokenDaRing> it's called a job
08:00 <TokenDaRing> and she's 24
08:00 <TokenDaRing> 8 years younger than me
08:00 <TokenDaRing> she's no milf
08:00 <beehhh> pass not into women
08:00 <beehhh> so your younger than me mate
08:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
08:00 <beehhh> yeah the port in williamtown i bet you never been there
08:00 <beehhh> just talking big here mt macho
08:00 <beehhh> *mr macho
09:00 <TokenDaRing> and yet I've done better in life than you
09:00 <beehhh> jnr
09:00 <TokenDaRing> now no country will take you becaues you're too old
09:00 <beehhh> time for an evening stroll
10:00 <TokenDaRing> hmmm
10:00 <TokenDaRing> might have take away for dinner
11:00 <slinky_J> ppl get gone
12:00 <slinky_J> and beehhh is still here
12:00 <slinky_J> LOLS
12:00 <slinky_J> for entertainment!
13:00 <beehhh> full of scammer all around
14:00 <Digerati> Maybe (it) want's the room all to itself because it is psychotic/schizophrenic.
14:00 <beehhh> in 30mins im going for my 60mins powerwalk in the outskirts of bush
15:00 <Digerati> What is *it* ?, I'll let you figure it out...
15:00 <Digerati> And it aint me...
15:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: are you angry because I called you short stuff?
15:00 <beehhh> im not angry with you at all cause we never met
15:00 <beehhh> and wont
16:00 <TokenDaRing> hi Digerati
16:00 <TokenDaRing> doing well?
16:00 <Digerati> we start a convo in a public room, without arhuments or debates, then someone has to step in to shut the room/convo down
16:00 <Digerati> that aint social
16:00 <slinky_J> lolz
16:00 <TokenDaRing> ok shorty
17:00 <Digerati> hi TokenDaRing buddy
17:00 <milk> well I had a decent sleep
17:00 <Digerati> hi milk
17:00 <beehhh> labor in power in vic, qld, soon they will take over other states only left with WA cannot beat
18:00 <milk> hey
18:00 <TokenDaRing> thats real interesting
19:00 <beehhh> you must have a good vision of what's coming thanks to the cadets you've been to
19:00 <Serenity> i wish you would give it the fuck up beehhh
19:00 <Serenity> YOU DONT LIVE HERE
19:00 <TokenDaRing> ^^^^^
19:00 <TokenDaRing> why do you care so much about a country you hate, that threw you out?
19:00 <TokenDaRing> can't you just....let it go?
20:00 <Taco> ok
20:00 <Taco> beehhh is welcome in my country!
20:00 <Taco> but only if the gov says so
20:00 <beehhh> they didnt
21:00 <beehhh> lack of funds 
21:00 <TokenDaRing> too bad so sad
21:00 <beehhh> i spent all of my earnings on the casino and mens gallery
21:00 <TokenDaRing> lol mens gallery
21:00 <beehhh> crown casino
21:00 <Dugnuts> yum yum yummeh
22:00 <Taco> you guys r still boring
22:00 <beehhh> time for a powernap i will see you guys tonight when Serenity goes onto sleep
23:00 <Taco> like rly boring
23:00 <TokenDaRing> thats almost creepy
24:00 <Dugnuts> only almost?
25:00 <Serenity> lol TokenDaRing you upset shads doing that
25:00 <TokenDaRing> I did?
25:00 <TokenDaRing> Hahahaha
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25:00 <Serenity> hahah
25:00 <Taco> lol
25:00 <Dugnuts> wheres your a loof?
26:00 <Taco> my bad
26:00 <Dugnuts> ;)
26:00 <Serenity> wheeeeerrress youuurrr loooofff attt at at
27:00 <Dugnuts> what?
27:00 <Dugnuts> silly sausage
27:00 <Dugnuts> turning that into a song
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <Serenity> dont be jel
27:00 <Dugnuts> too lazy to even write jelly?
27:00 <Dugnuts> dont be la
28:00 <Serenity> whatever, i do what i want
29:00 <Dugnuts> now if only you were a sassy black woman with a hand on your hips waving your hand with your pointed finger while you said it
31:00 <Nick> Serenity working tonight?
31:00 <simba> why cant white women say it
32:00 <Dugnuts> because they are white
32:00 <Dugnuts> simple as that
32:00 <simba> so white women cant do what they want
32:00 <Dugnuts> if you need more explanation then you need to get out and look at the world a bit more
32:00 <simba> wow feminists get him
32:00 <Dugnuts> sure they can
32:00 <simba> dont backtrack
32:00 <simba> the feminists are coming
32:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt backtrack
33:00 <Dugnuts> i just said they cant do the black woman thing
33:00 <simba> THE FEMINISTS ARE COMING
33:00 <TokenDaRing> too late Dugnuts
33:00 <TokenDaRing> you're fucked now
33:00 <Dugnuts> meh
33:00 <Loof> cumming
33:00 <Dugnuts> every time ive had a feminist come at me
33:00 <simba> theyre cumming inside each other
33:00 <Dugnuts> they've ended up coming under me
33:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <Mew> I'm a weak codependent white woman and I need constant reassurance from males
34:00 <Dugnuts> if you say so
34:00 <Dugnuts> go find some schlub to do it for you then
34:00 <simba> well men have bigger brains
34:00 <simba> its science
34:00 <Mew> you've got it in writing buddy
35:00 <zaim> https://i.imgur.com/OVANUXM.jpg
35:00 <Dugnuts> your admission?
36:00 <aam> "I'm an albatros"
37:00 <[Maverick]> sup ooomp
37:00 <aam> Spup
37:00 <aam> Soup
38:00 <Loof> i swear shads is the dj for this burden park festival
38:00 <Skirmish> So humid, so yuck. 
38:00 <Loof> terrible music
40:00 <Dugnuts> humid?
40:00 <Dugnuts> seems pretty nice to me tonight
40:00 <Skirmish> In Newcastle it's overcast and humid. 
40:00 <Skirmish> Needs to storm or bucket rain for a few hours. 
40:00 <Dugnuts> oh, well since this is the melbourne channel i just assumed...
40:00 <Skirmish> Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups.
41:00 <Digerati> coupe
41:00 <Digerati> scoop
41:00 <Digerati> poop
41:00 <Dugnuts> well thanks for telling my your mums name, dunno why you would get so personal on here...
41:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: don't summarise Dugnuts' life like that
41:00 <Dugnuts> my=me
41:00 <Dugnuts> silly fingers
41:00 <Skirmish> Over reached a bit there Dugnuts. No points for effort, no points for landing. 0/10. 
42:00 <Digerati> they ate soup with a scoop the coupe and had a poop
42:00 <Digerati> loppy loop
42:00 <Digerati> damn, the dog bit me
42:00 <Dugnuts> yeah, like im gonna trust the recipient of a burn on any judgement
42:00 <Skirmish> That is my point. That wasn't a burn. 
42:00 <Skirmish> 0/10. You're welcome to try again.
43:00 <Digerati> not cuts lucky
43:00 <Digerati> blunt teeth the poor bastard
43:00 <Dugnuts> may as well have said "i know you are you said you are but what am I?'
44:00 <Digerati> blah blah blah
44:00 <Digerati> knock knock
44:00 <Skirmish> Attempt 2. No points for effort, no points for landing. 0/10. 
44:00 <Skirmish> third time lucky? 
45:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: you messed it up
45:00 <TokenDaRing> give up while you're...behind
46:00 <ooomp> Ok. Way to take it TOO FAR
46:00 <ooomp> Not much [Maverick]
46:00 <ooomp> Yourself
47:00 <slinky_J> i want worlds largest cheese burger
47:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah nothing much atm, cooked a lamb roast for dinnerrr
47:00 <ooomp> Lovely
47:00 <ooomp> I had fried rice
47:00 <[Maverick]> nocie 
47:00 <[Maverick]> nice* 
48:00 <ooomp> Lamb sounds better
48:00 <slinky_J> fried mice
48:00 <Nick> no u didnt
48:00 <ooomp> Shut up Josh
48:00 <ooomp> Don't ruin it
48:00 <Nick> yeh josh dont ruin our moment!
48:00 <Dugnuts> i guess loof got bored
49:00 <slinky_J> yer
49:00 <ooomp> You too Nick.
49:00 <TokenDaRing> hi slinky_J
49:00 <TokenDaRing> sup friend
49:00 <Nick> u fuck u ooomp
49:00 <slinky_J> eyy
49:00 <slinky_J> eatin cous cous sup
49:00 <ooomp> Speaka de English Nick?
49:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
49:00 <ooomp> Evening Sunbeam
49:00 <slinky_J> oh fuck
49:00 <British^Meat> who gives a shit
49:00 <slinky_J> not taco!
49:00 <slinky_J> NOT TACO!
49:00 <slinky_J> sup
49:00 <Dugnuts> not taco?
50:00 <Sunbeam> hi ooomp :)
50:00 <slinky_J> hmm
50:00 <slinky_J> who is taco?
51:00 <aam> "KLF is gonnah rock yah"
51:00 <Sunbeam> hi aam :)
51:00 <slinky_J> nobody knows
51:00 <slinky_J> it's like Batman!
51:00 <Dugnuts> all i know is
51:00 <Dugnuts> gir wants one
51:00 <simba> <British^Meat> who gives a shit<British^Meat> who gives a shit<British^Meat> who gives a shitv<British^Meat> who gives a shit<British^Meat> who gives a shit
51:00 <Dugnuts> or is it a burrito
51:00 <slinky_J> I know I want a hotdog
51:00 <Dugnuts> sounds dirty slinky_J
52:00 <aam> Ellou \0
52:00 <stebie> KFC?
52:00 <Nick> cous cous
52:00 <Sunbeam> last train to trans central
52:00 <British^Meat> damn straight
52:00 <slinky_J> simba don't give no shit.
52:00 <Dugnuts> so
52:00 <Dugnuts> double negative
52:00 <slinky_J> we are friends now everynoe shit is gone!
52:00 <Dugnuts> simba gives shit?
52:00 <slinky_J> FRIENDS!
52:00 <slinky_J> ily
53:00 <aam> No stebie, put ur contacts in
53:00 <stebie> no :<
53:00 <Sunbeam> hi stebie :)
53:00 <stebie> g'day Sunbeam
53:00 <stebie> how are you?
53:00 <Sunbeam> I'm good thanks...yourself?
53:00 <ooomp> When's the last time you had a zinger stebie?
53:00 <British^Meat> youre still here slinky_J....
53:00 <Dugnuts> whats with the rage
53:00 <Christopher> fuck this shit
54:00 <stebie> good good thanks
54:00 <stebie> ooomp, it's been a while!
54:00 <Sunbeam> good to hear
54:00 <stebie> i do like them though
54:00 <ooomp> Same :s
54:00 <aam> When's the last time u had a pinger ooomp?
54:00 <Christopher> fuck that
54:00 <Christopher> omg fuck this
54:00 <Dugnuts> k
54:00 <Christopher> LOL
55:00 <Nick> 5 days ago
55:00 <stebie> ooomp, it can be a guilty pleasure we share
55:00 <aam> Wat abt good secks?
55:00 <ooomp> Ok stebie ;)
55:00 <Christopher> should cook
56:00 <stebie> aam, sorry i don't know what that is
56:00 <stebie> :\
56:00 <aam> Eheh
56:00 <Nick> secks on pingers
57:00 <Nick> PING GAHS!
57:00 <aam> Nick's got the idea
57:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
57:00 <Dugnuts> make me a pie
57:00 <Skirmish> 19:53 British^Meat: youre still here slinky_J....   <--- Where else did you expect him to be? 
57:00 <British^Meat> hah
58:00 <aam> So long as u don't let it become a child
58:00 <aam> Cause then it's bad
58:00 <nate> yeah skip the baby, straight into child
58:00 <stebie> children are the root of all evil
58:00 <ooomp> That they are
58:00 <aam> Can have troubles with drunk/on drugs sex
58:00 <ooomp> We breed evil every day
59:00 <aam> Well the kid can have troubles
59:00 <Dugnuts> maybe he thought he would scare him off
59:00 <slinky_J> A new irc I hear
59:00 <Skirmish> 0 point for effort. 0 points for landing. Missed again Dugnuts. 
59:00 <slinky_J> where there isn't of any of this?
59:00 <slinky_J> Taco
59:00 <Dugnuts> i wasnt trying to do an insult
59:00 <Dugnuts> get something new Skirmish
00:00 <Sunbeam> ty for the +v
00:00 <aam> \0
00:00 <Nick> ty
00:00 <Nick> xoxo <3
00:00 <Taco> Allegidly
00:00 <slinky_J> I say so
00:00 <slinky_J> so it isn't
00:00 <slinky_J> bring it up in channel and be a man about it
00:00 <slinky_J> I don'
00:00 <Skirmish> There will ALWAYS be this ... even if there is a new irc. 
00:00 <slinky_J> don't want to have to argue with you and you know who
00:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish I agree
00:00 <slinky_J> and Taco is trying to start a new Melbourne
00:00 <slinky_J> on another server
01:00 <Nick> do you have kids aam?
01:00 <stebie> ^_-
01:00 <aam> I'm smokin rubbing tobacco
01:00 <aam> No
01:00 <aam> Wellll
01:00 <aam> Not to myself
01:00 <slinky_J> don't pm me Taco idc
01:00 <slinky_J> I'm thirty-two years old not fucking twelve.
01:00 <Serenity> hey guys
01:00 <Serenity> can we not talk about new networks in here
01:00 <Serenity> ta
01:00 <Taco> Ok?
01:00 <Skirmish> Hai faux
01:00 <faux> haii
01:00 <faux> how's u
01:00 <slinky_J> I didn't read your pm
01:00 <slinky_J> not going to
01:00 <Serenity> fauxyy
01:00 <slinky_J> sezz
01:00 <faux> Sezzza
01:00 <slinky_J> I needa say this
01:00 <Skirmish> I am well. 
02:00 <Taco> Why would anyone smoke, let alone smoke rubbing tobacco?
02:00 <Nick> rubbing tobacco is the chew tobacco?
02:00 <aam> Cause I enjoy it taco
02:00 <Mew> is that like rubbing alcohol? does it fix stuff?
02:00 <aam> No mew
02:00 <Taco> Do you enjoy poor health and early death, also?
02:00 <faux> Hai gurl hai
02:00 <slinky_J> I aint gonna have nothin
02:00 <Christopher> hi faux
02:00 <slinky_J> do with ur irc concerns
02:00 <slinky_J> I like this chan Taco.
02:00 <faux> I'm eating combination short soup
02:00 <Christopher> nice
02:00 <slinky_J> blow me.
02:00 <faux> And asiangasming
02:00 <Taco> Can you stop setting off my highlight plz and talking about me?
02:00 <Skirmish> Hmmm asian soup. Haven't had any in ages. 
02:00 <Serenity> im deciding what i want for dinner
02:00 <faux> Its delicious 
02:00 <faux> Get combination short souo
02:00 <faux> P
03:00 <aam> It puffs put to supposedly more
03:00 <Nick> http://i39.tinypic.com/2m7b3nc.jpg
03:00 <Nick> thats a face from rubbing tobacco
03:00 <aam> Tis jus treated/compressed tobacco
03:00 <Mew> sounds cancerlicious
03:00 <Taco> I haven't done anything wrong slinky_J, stop acting like I have
03:00 <slinky_J> sure Taco I'm sorry for talking about you
03:00 <slinky_J> I just chose a random from the list
03:00 <slinky_J> to oz chat
03:00 <slinky_J> :P fgt.
03:00 <Skirmish> Kayla was going to make Laksa for dinner last night but we ended up getting Satay chicken with rice noodles instead. 
04:00 <aam> Stop beathing
04:00 <aam> Breathing*
04:00 <aam> Tis poisonous
04:00 <aam> All polluted
04:00 <aam> U're gonnah die
04:00 <Skirmish> Local noodle shop does an awesome version. 
04:00 <faux> I wanted ribs but I've given up sugar and the sauce has sugar+++
04:00 <Christopher> oh
04:00 <Christopher> why faux
04:00 <Skirmish> RIP sugar. 
04:00 <faux> Eating healthy 
05:00 <TokenDaRing> aam: yeah we don't need to add to it with shitty tobbaco
05:00 <aam> I dod't say u had to
05:00 <Skirmish> I have buffalo wings for dinner tonight and hard boiled eggs for a snack. 
05:00 <faux> I haven't had sugar since november 
05:00 <Christopher> thats long as
05:00 <faux> Yup
05:00 <faux> The only sugar I get is from cereal 
05:00 <faux> Which isn't good
05:00 <faux> Lol
05:00 <faux> That's when I don't make oats
05:00 <Serenity> i want steak
05:00 <Serenity> with salad
05:00 <faux> Yumm
05:00 <faux> Do it
05:00 <faux> And mushroomz
05:00 <Christopher> who doesnt want steak
06:00 <aam> I was questioned
06:00 <Taco> Say, of no relation at all, what do you guys think about rock climbers being rescued at considerable expense by gov owned helicopters?
06:00 <aam> And answered it
06:00 <Taco> Is it good or bad we have such a service? Should the injured persons pay for it?
06:00 <Mew> if it saves their life then I don't mind
06:00 <Skirmish> A mate got me onto a new eating plan and it works good with my routine with work. Eat nothing after 8pm and lunch time the next day. Just drink oodles of water. If you find you HAVE to eat then make sure it's protein only. 
06:00 <Serenity> yuck no shrooms
06:00 <Skirmish> My pance are feeling looser already. 
06:00 <Serenity> but i might do a garlic sauce
06:00 <Skirmish> Creamy garlic and mushroom sauce!
06:00 <Dugnuts> the old protein diet
06:00 <faux> You skip breakfast?
06:00 <Dugnuts> prettty classic
06:00 <faux> That's not a good diet lol
07:00 <TokenDaRing> aam: you were questioned?
07:00 <TokenDaRing> Where were you on the night of the 13th?
07:00 <Skirmish> It's not a protein diet .... 
07:00 <Serenity> mushrooms are rank
07:00 <Dugnuts> oh yeah, much better off eating small meals over the day
07:00 <Dugnuts> than fasting
07:00 <Dugnuts> fasting forces your body to create hormones that store fat
07:00 <Skirmish> lol 
07:00 <Dugnuts> i could get more technical if you really want
07:00 <Serenity> wait you can only eat between lunch time and 8pm?
07:00 <Serenity> and only protein
08:00 <aam> Questioned abt smokin dude yes
08:00 <Skirmish> 'When I'm not on irc ... I'm a nutrition expert' 
08:00 <Serenity> thats called an eating disorder
08:00 <faux> Lollll
08:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: No not only protein. 
08:00 <Dugnuts> heh
08:00 <Serenity> oh soz
08:00 <Skirmish> You only eat protein snacks between 8pm and lunch time the next day. Outside of that, whatever suits. 
08:00 <Serenity> thats not healthy
08:00 <ShadowLurker> protien snacks
08:00 <Skirmish> It works fine. 
09:00 <ShadowLurker> is that what you call it
09:00 <Serenity> that's over 12 hours without proper food no wonder youre losing weight
09:00 <faux> Breakfast is the most important meal 
09:00 <Serenity> i didnt say it doesnt work
09:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
09:00 <Serenity> i said ita not healthy
09:00 <Dugnuts> apparently limpet teeth are the strongest natural material
09:00 <Skirmish> How isn't it healthy? 
09:00 <Dugnuts> how about that
09:00 <Serenity> not eating from 8pm to 12pm isnt healthy lol
09:00 <faux> I don't eat for 12 hours between dinner and breakfast 
10:00 <faux> From 7pm to 7am
10:00 <Skirmish> I've looked into it. I can't see any issue with it. 
10:00 <faux> That's quite normal though 
10:00 <Serenity> k
10:00 <faux> My only issue is skipping breakfast skirm
10:00 <Serenity> 12 hours not 16 faux
10:00 <faux> U shudnt
10:00 <faux> Have eggs
10:00 <faux> !
10:00 <faux> Protein and keep yiu full til lunch 
11:00 <pantheress> Afternoon all
11:00 <faux> Oh you said 12 
11:00 <Serenity> over 12
11:00 <faux> OH OK
12:00 <Sunbeam> hi pantheress :)
12:00 <Lish> lol
12:00 <Serenity> what ever floats your boat
12:00 <Serenity> i want prawns
12:00 <faux> Erbodys body is diff I guess.. I'm no expert
13:00 <pantheress> How are yoy Sunbeam
13:00 <Sunbeam> I'm good thanks pantheress ....yourself?
13:00 <TokenDaRing> aam: a likely story
13:00 <TokenDaRing> can anyone back it up?
13:00 <aam> I almost read that as pantsless
13:00 <TokenDaRing> or were you just jerking the gherkin home alone?
13:00 <pantheress> Yeah not too shabby
13:00 <faux> I saw a dietician and listen to her but it seems everyone has diff advice.. Some tell you to buy low fat stuff 
13:00 <Lish> i make a mean soup high in protein and veggies i eat everyday for lunch
13:00 <faux> Butnlow fat = more sugar
13:00 <Lish> high protein diet is the best 
13:00 <faux> So its weird
13:00 <Lish> i reckon
13:00 <Serenity> low fat is more sugar and more additives
13:00 <faux> Yeah lish
13:00 <faux> Agreed
13:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt buy it
13:00 <faux> But your body still needs some carbs for energy 
13:00 <Lish> yeah true 
14:00 <pantheress> And you Sunbeam
14:00 <Christopher> i wish i was over weight
14:00 <faux> Why
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <Lish> i focus my meals around protein but need to also get veggies and crap in 
14:00 <Skirmish> 20:10 faux: My only issue is skipping breakfast skirm <---- I remember reading in a paper a while ago that Monash Uni did a study showing that missing breakfast as an adult isn't such a big deal. For kids it is. 
14:00 <Lish> so i have my magic soup 
14:00 <Christopher> cause would be i eat proper
14:00 <Christopher> mean
14:00 <Lish> protein shake for breakfast 
14:00 <Skirmish> I'm not forcing myself not to eat, I just only eat within those time frames if I am hungry. 
14:00 <Serenity> http://www.ivillage.com.au/buying-breast-milk/
14:00 <Serenity> here
14:00 <Serenity> drink tit milk
14:00 <Skirmish> No thanks. 
15:00 <pantheress> Lol aam - similar to selective hearing hey?
15:00 <Lish> pass
15:00 <Dugnuts> oh dammit
15:00 <Dugnuts> i need milk
15:00 <Dugnuts> arg
15:00 <Skirmish> Could be from some skatty houso chick. 
15:00 <Serenity> lol
15:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
15:00 <faux> Lol skirm
15:00 <Serenity> suck on K's boobies for a while
15:00 <Dugnuts> guess i better go get it
15:00 <Dugnuts> wha
15:00 <Serenity> she'll start to make her own
15:00 <faux> Read the article where skipping breakfast is linked to increase chances of heart attack 
15:00 <Dugnuts> whoever k is
15:00 <faux> And other Stuffz
15:00 <Skirmish> Nah if I suck on her boobies than I am expected to do more. Too much hassle. 
15:00 <Dugnuts> breakfast gets your metabolism going
16:00 <slinky_J> wht's rubbing tobacco
16:00 <aam> Yep
16:00 <Sunbeam> hi slinky_J :)
16:00 <aam> Look it up J
16:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts makes me want B1 back. 
16:00 <Lish> yeah i cant function well in the morning 
16:00 <faux> Yes and stabilises sugars, blood pressure 
16:00 <Lish> without my protein shake
16:00 <Dugnuts> you really are an asshole arent you Skirmish
16:00 <simba> donuts get u going in the morning
16:00 <faux> Cognitive function etc 
17:00 <Skirmish> faux: Yeah I believed all those things too. Thing is I haven't suffered doing day shifts over the past two weeks eating this way. 
17:00 <Skirmish> I thought I would be wrecked. 
17:00 <faux> Yeah everyones body is diff
17:00 <Skirmish> I've also picked up taking a multi vitamin to make sure I am not missing out on anything. 
17:00 <faux> I can't think without breakfast lol
17:00 <faux> I'm like WHO AM I
18:00 <aam> "cause we never go out of style"
18:00 <slinky_J> this stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ux7ewE4d9o
18:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Flake Pipe Tobacco Rubbing Out Method - PipesMagazine.com Views: 27,346   Uploaded:  Sep 23, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 30 Seconds 
18:00 <slinky_J> ?
18:00 <aam> I'm on a phone J
18:00 <Lish> lol
18:00 <Dugnuts> heh
18:00 <Skirmish> I think it works for me because I am usually ready for bed by 8-830pm on work nights and on a day shift I don't really get time to consider being hungry until about 11. 
18:00 <Lish> i cant eat before 12
18:00 <Dugnuts> write yourself a stickynote
18:00 <Lish> i just dont feel like it
18:00 <Dugnuts> that tells you who you are
18:00 <Dugnuts> bam
18:00 <Lish> but i need something in the morning
18:00 <Lish> which is why i drink bfast
18:00 <Skirmish> Lish: What protein do you use? 
19:00 <aam> Look up Log Cabin
19:00 <aam> Rubbing tobacco
19:00 <aam> Is wat I have
19:00 <Skirmish> I can't say what I use, because it's a males name and ShadowLurker will make gay dick sucking jokes. 
19:00 <Skirmish> He's such a cunt. 
19:00 <ShadowLurker> :7
19:00 <Dugnuts> wow
20:00 <aam> Works out a bit cheaper
20:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah, I can imagine what you rub it on
20:00 <TokenDaRing> sickos like you
20:00 <aam> Than rolling tobacco
20:00 <TokenDaRing> so you rub and roll it?
20:00 <TokenDaRing> wow you're a real piece of work
20:00 <Lish> musashi
20:00 <Lish> hahahaha 
20:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker sure loves that dick
21:00 <milk> comes in a tin
21:00 <aam> There's bound to be some red lights ahead TokenDaRing
21:00 <Skirmish> I grabbed the small musashi packs from the servo once to have at the gym and they tasted like what I assume a vietnamese peasants bottom would taste like.
21:00 <Skirmish> Never used it again. 
21:00 <Lish> haha
21:00 <Lish> i like this vanilla one i just pick up from chemist warehouse
22:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah, read for you
22:00 <TokenDaRing> red*
22:00 <milk> TokenDaRing have you been working your arse off for no reward?
22:00 <Lish> its not too bad 
22:00 <Lish> it does the job but it needs to be cold and i need to not be awake yet lolol
22:00 <Skirmish> Try the Max's range for women.
22:00 <Christopher> fish and chips in oven
22:00 <Christopher> hurry up
23:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2Jduxc2P8
23:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Imperial Guard Song Views: 2,337,805   Uploaded:  Mar 18, 2007 Duration: 2 Minutes 31 Seconds 
23:00 <slinky_J> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobacco_smoke_enema
23:00 <slinky_J> lel
23:00 <milk> welcome to the wonderful world of job satisfaction
23:00 <Lish> ok i'll try it out
23:00 <Skirmish> The stuff I use tastes just like a milkshake from a take away shop. 
23:00 <Skirmish> Makes it easier to have it. 
24:00 <Serenity> LOL
24:00 <Lish> nice 
24:00 <Lish> is it expensive?
24:00 <Serenity> you love his attention Skirmish
24:00 <Serenity> stop pretending you dont
25:00 <Skirmish> Lish: Let me check the site I use and I can tell you.
25:00 <Lish> ok cool
27:00 <TokenDaRing> quiet in here tonight
27:00 <TokenDaRing> something is missing
27:00 <slinky_J> b1
28:00 <pantheress> Well today is my Saturday ans I'm havin a nice evening in while hubby is at work
28:00 <TokenDaRing> where is b1
28:00 <TokenDaRing> I miss that crotchey old man
29:00 <slinky_J> :D
30:00 <TokenDaRing> he just needs a good hug
30:00 <TokenDaRing> dinner was good
30:00 <TokenDaRing> beef korma is wonderful
31:00 <pantheress> Haven't been on in awhile but apparently he was on the other night
31:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHL7zyLsQ2k
31:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Oblivion - Jauffre Jam Views: 160,059   Uploaded:  Apr 27, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 19 Seconds 
32:00 <slinky_J> yum man
32:00 <slinky_J> beef korma is yum yum bro
32:00 <Lish> does laska have a fish taste?
32:00 <slinky_J> that isnt Indian
32:00 <Lish> i know
32:00 <slinky_J> oh
32:00 <Lish> i just started thinking about it
32:00 <slinky_J> well it doesnt
32:00 <Lish> and then thought id ask
32:00 <Lish> lol
32:00 <slinky_J> because it shouldn't have any fish in it
32:00 <slinky_J> not traditionally
32:00 <Lish> ok cool
33:00 <slinky_J> although, depending how close people are
33:00 <slinky_J> uno
33:00 <slinky_J> yeah
33:00 <Lish> what is in laska paste 
33:00 <faux> Mm I wanted fish tonight but I didn't defrost anything 
33:00 <slinky_J> oh laksa
33:00 <faux> fush bru
33:00 <slinky_J> is so nice
33:00 <Lish> i want to try chicken laska but i dont know what is tastes like 
33:00 <slinky_J> I love it
33:00 <Taco> god bless the internets
33:00 <Taco> http://aviation.stackexchange.com/questions/12714/why-do-airplanes-climb-nose-up-must-lift-increase-to-climb
33:00 <slinky_J> fuck off
33:00 <slinky_J> Taco
33:00 <Skirmish> Place I use doesn't sell the female variety Lish. If you have a supplement shop near you they should. 
33:00 <Taco> Yes?
33:00 <slinky_J> hi
33:00 <faux> Laksas are way too spicy for me
33:00 <slinky_J> baebz
33:00 <faux> Even the smell makes me tear up
33:00 <faux> Idk how people can do it
33:00 <slinky_J> I will pm wit u
33:00 <faux> :'(
33:00 <Lish> I'll have a look at the supplement shop tomorrow Skirmish
33:00 <Adonis> supplements
33:00 <slinky_J> coz I don't hate u
33:00 <Lish> oh faux they are spicey?
33:00 <slinky_J> Adonis!
34:00 <faux> yeah extremelt
34:00 <Lish> im going to have one on the weekend
34:00 <slinky_J> but thing u said bout stebie
34:00 <faux> If you like spice you'll love it
34:00 <slinky_J> steven*
34:00 <slinky_J> even
34:00 <Taco> Ok Josh. PM away
34:00 <Lish> i like a bit of spice
34:00 <Lish> might be ok
34:00 <slinky_J> nah bro
34:00 <faux> Tbh i don't even know if you can get mild laksas the ones I've come across are all death
34:00 <Adonis> if I just read that there is a difference between female and male protein I am going to lol my ass off
34:00 <slinky_J> u just said enough for me
34:00 <Lish> maybe i should make my own
34:00 <slinky_J> attitude.
34:00 <faux> Adonis :3
34:00 <Adonis> :#
34:00 <Lish> so i can control the spice
34:00 <Adonis> #=3
34:00 <Lish> Adonis protein shakes 
34:00 <faux> hai gurl hai
34:00 <Lish> sometimes they make female ones 
35:00 <Adonis> -\o ohai
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <Lish> i dunno what the dif is
35:00 <Adonis> umm nothing
35:00 <Lish> but whatever
35:00 <Lish> hahaha
35:00 <Adonis> the label lol
35:00 <Taco> Have I done something wrong Josh?
35:00 <Lish> i think the one i have now isnt female specific
35:00 <Adonis> protein is protein
35:00 <faux> maybe it comes w added estrogen
35:00 <Adonis> whether it's from meat or powder.... the difference is, particle size
35:00 <faux> thehehe
35:00 <Lish> yah 
36:00 <Lish> spose sp
36:00 <slinky_J> oi Adonis
36:00 <Lish> so 
36:00 <slinky_J> bro
36:00 <slinky_J> I'm back on my diet
36:00 <slinky_J> basa every day
36:00 <Adonis> if you want a protein for meal replacement, look for a mix of wpi and wpc or even with casein
36:00 <slinky_J> veg
36:00 <slinky_J> cand nuts
36:00 <Skirmish> I figured the female range of protein powders may have had other ingredients targeting females. No idea. 
36:00 <Adonis> if you want one for post gym, the smaller the particle, the faster it's absorbed
36:00 <slinky_J> anything non fattening you can add in bro?
36:00 <Adonis> but I'd just take the cheapest wpi
36:00 <Lish> i just have one for bfast 
36:00 <Adonis> what do you wanna do?
37:00 <Lish> cause i dont like to eat and im trying to get 60g of protein per day
37:00 <Adonis> Lish: just a wpi is fine
37:00 <Adonis> bulknutrients.com.au is cheap
37:00 <Lish> cool i'll look 
38:00 <Skirmish> I cannot purcahse from that store. 
38:00 <Lish> why
38:00 <Skirmish> It looks like the guy on the front page of the site has use putty to fill in his belly button. 
38:00 <Lish> hahahaha
38:00 <Skirmish> bbl
39:00 <Adonis> it's cheap 
39:00 <Adonis> it's quality
39:00 <Adonis> I could say puchase from asn-nutrition.com.au they are my sponsors
39:00 <Lish> sponsors for wha?
39:00 <faux> posing nude on insta
39:00 <Adonis> lol
39:00 <faux> ;D
40:00 <aam> Bbl
40:00 <Adonis> I compete in bodybuilding comps
40:00 <Lish> oh cool
40:00 <Adonis> they sponsored me to do muscle model on the gold coast in may
40:00 <Lish> how much protein you have per day
40:00 <faux> Aaron is there sugar in oyster and soy sauce 
40:00 <Adonis> Mass Nutrition who are my current sponsors are not happy
40:00 <Adonis> trace amounts faux 
40:00 <Adonis> sauce is fine
40:00 <faux> K good
40:00 <Adonis> Lish: atm I have 1.8kg of barramundi a day and 2 shakes
40:00 <Adonis> so whatever that is
40:00 <faux> Wtf
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <Lish> you can get low sugar low salt tomato sauce 
40:00 <faux> WHAT
41:00 <Lish> Adonis thats a lot of fish bro
41:00 <faux> lmao
41:00 <Adonis> I'm going back to 2.4kg of steak a day
41:00 <Lish> wow 
41:00 <Serenity> .....
41:00 <Lish> you eat anything else?
41:00 <Adonis> yes fountain do asugar free low salt sauce
41:00 <Adonis> nope
41:00 <Lish> im at struggle town trying to get my 60g 
42:00 <Adonis> today I've had 15 subway cookies, a mega mac, large double quarter pounder meal, a subway wrap with extra steak, 6 cadbury creem eggs and 2 blocks of cadbury crunchie 
42:00 <Lish> but im trying to stay under 1000 calories per day
42:00 <faux> what's the serving size of fish or steak 
42:00 <Adonis> what???? 1000 calories?
42:00 <faux> 1000???
42:00 <Lish> Adonis cheat day? :P
42:00 <Adonis> how are you alive?
42:00 <faux> That's nothing 
42:00 <Lish> yeah its ok though! i've been doing it for almost a year 
42:00 <Lish> maintainable now 
42:00 <Lish> tough at first 
42:00 <faux> I struggle with 1200
42:00 <faux> Lol
43:00 <Lish> i have a friend who is into body building and she is a raw vegan, eats over 5k calories in mostly fruit per day
43:00 <Lish> high carb diet 
43:00 <faux> Wow
43:00 <Loof> awww yeah optus unlimited cable soon
44:00 <faux> BONJOUR
44:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYG0YWdkSKI
44:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Oblivion - The Cliffracer Song Views: 148,797   Uploaded:  Apr 27, 2011 Duration: 1 Minutes 55 Seconds 
44:00 <Loof> $90 unlimited phone, downloads and paytv
44:00 <Loof> set
45:00 <Serenity> b1 will be able t rejoin us tomorrow night i think
45:00 <pantheress> Bit bored TokenDaRing
45:00 <British^Meat> F U C K
45:00 <British^Meat> it sux, coz with my new hours he goes to bed when i get home and goes to sleep when i get up :(
45:00 <Lish> nice one
45:00 <Lish> people who have phones freak me out
46:00 <faux> I said bonjour you rude fucks
47:00 <pantheress> Sorry frenchie was busy chatting in private - hi :)
47:00 <faux> hello!
47:00 <Serenity> isnt that a good thing British^Meat
47:00 <pantheress> How are u faux
48:00 <faux> I'm well thanks. How are you 
48:00 <pantheress> Tired but enjoying my first of 2 days off
49:00 <British^Meat> well now.......
49:00 <faux> Excellent 
49:00 <British^Meat> i mean he gets up when i get home
49:00 <British^Meat> and goes to bed when i get up
49:00 <faux> What do you do for work 
49:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: where is the old codger?
49:00 <British^Meat> so if i jump on irc when i get home, its just hm, crudding on
49:00 <Serenity> zlined.. its been said like 50000 times
49:00 <British^Meat> stacj shelves at foodland
49:00 <TokenDaRing> oh I didn't know
49:00 <TokenDaRing> what'd he do?
49:00 <faux> He existed 
50:00 <Serenity> i dont know
50:00 <Serenity> im not an opper
50:00 <Loof> if you ever smelt my penis, would you let it come between us?
50:00 <Lish> weird
51:00 <Dugnuts> ... what
51:00 <Dugnuts> is it that bad?
51:00 <Dugnuts> dont you wash?
51:00 <Loof> would you quack like a duck when we fuck?
52:00 <Dugnuts> who exactly are you talking to?
52:00 <Loof> would you fart on my balls for good luck?
53:00 <simba> Bastardly_One messed with the Wrong Side of the Law.
53:00 <British^Meat> prolly just sick of his total whinging baby routine
54:00 <British^Meat> and i bet he cracked and told one of em to fuck off, or somink
54:00 <British^Meat> He takes it all pretty srs :/
54:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: B1 would never do that!
54:00 <British^Meat> lol
54:00 <Lish> vanderpump rules!!!!!
54:00 <Lish> i just booked dinner at Sur for April!
55:00 <Serenity> hes been harassing an opper irl i know that much
05:00 <Taco> http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/2-broke-girls-season-4-under-fire-for-racist-joke-about-aboriginal-australians-20150220-13k055.html
06:00 <Zade> i shall boycott that show from now on 
06:00 <Taco> boycotts work best with fire and a mob
07:00 <Nick> fuck we dont want b1 back
07:00 <Nick> ill be out 2morrow night thankfully i wont have to deal with his pressence
07:00 <Zade> true, you get the petrol, i will get the bottles 
07:00 <Taco> Don't have any petrol. Know any abos?
07:00 <Zade> lol
08:00 <pantheress> I might make an appearance see if he remembers my nick - havent been online for 7 yrs
09:00 <TokenDaRing> Nick you're an excellent replacement, I might say
09:00 <Nick> thankyou
10:00 <simba> he wont be back
10:00 <Nick> b1 prob stalking ircops
11:00 <slinky_J> what did b1 do
11:00 <TokenDaRing> be himself
11:00 <TokenDaRing> the charming and pleasant man that he is
11:00 <Digerati> simba, check this out, http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/news/2014/11/25/pope-says-he-would-never-close-the-door-on-talks-with-islamic-state/
11:00 <Digerati> i been reading for 5 hours
12:00 <Digerati> i am going to turkey, i want to see hagia sophia
12:00 <Digerati> first time
12:00 <Digerati> i bought tickets for greece
12:00 <British^Meat> simba, dont read that
12:00 <British^Meat> cheers
12:00 <Digerati> simba, british meat is your master
12:00 <Digerati> bm, your a fuckwit
12:00 <faux> Hnnngggg Burt's bees lemon butter cuticle oil smells like heaven 
12:00 <Loof> gods ballbutter
13:00 <Digerati> literally speaking offcourse
13:00 <British^Meat> its better if u call me a twat bat
13:00 <Digerati> my point is that it's all bullshit
13:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati: Greece is about to go bankrupt
14:00 <TokenDaRing> why would you want to go there
14:00 <Digerati> i aint religious, it don't stop me from reading news
14:00 <pantheress> Bbl
14:00 <Digerati> token, it is accepting the loan
14:00 <Digerati> my 1st cousin works as a politician on the bench in greece
14:00 <Digerati> watch and see
15:00 <Digerati> it aint going to bailout
15:00 <Digerati> we are not idiots mate
15:00 <Digerati> greece was the 1st country to bring in the euro dollar
16:00 <Digerati> greece started the protests in 2010, first country to start the protest about the euro and economy was greece in 2010, it got supported by england later with their protests
17:00 <Digerati> what the fuck do you think greeks are ?
17:00 <Digerati> go read some more
17:00 <Digerati> obama later supported greece
18:00 <Digerati> peace & love
18:00 <Digerati> if it is possible on irc
18:00 <Digerati> we have to also support over a million albanians in greece
19:00 <Digerati> and greeks had way to much demoracy, by not paying proper tazes
19:00 <Digerati> taxes
19:00 <Skirmish> Well I wanted it to rain so the humidity would go away .... it's raining but it's not worse than before. 
20:00 <Digerati> the country aint fucked mate, it's the people in business
20:00 <Digerati> corrupt business, not paying proper tax
20:00 <Digerati> the government is not corrupt
20:00 <Digerati> nobody is corrupt
21:00 <Digerati> it's basic not giving a fuck and relying on summer for tourism of the germans and brits to the greeks islands, greeks are fat and lazy pricks
21:00 <TokenDaRing> god Digerati
22:00 <TokenDaRing> do you have to fucking ramble so much
22:00 <TokenDaRing> talking is good
22:00 <TokenDaRing> but wow
22:00 <Digerati> bbl
22:00 <Digerati> sorry
23:00 <Digerati> and sorry simba, didn't know that you were not admin buddy
24:00 <Digerati> these meds i am spose to take is giving me short term (sometimes) temp mem loss
25:00 <Digerati> that's why i want to detox soon, and there the only drug i take, cept cigs :)
25:00 <Digerati> i took someones advice on here to take champix
26:00 <Skirmish> ... 'due to increased chance of media exposure it is expected that all officers will be clean shaven at all times unless working out of uniform and where applicable'. 
26:00 <Skirmish> Wish I had of known that before I transferred. 
26:00 <ooomp> Men should be shaved
27:00 <Digerati> if brain surgery was not enough, these drugs fucked my mind, (well mem loss) not psychosis thank fuck, got good psychiatrist, psychologist, neurologist
27:00 <Digerati> back to reality again :)
27:00 <Skirmish> I can't lazy shave anymore :( 
28:00 <Digerati> dont ever take seroquel guys
28:00 <ooomp> Barber
29:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati: I'm glad I'm not crazy and need drugs
29:00 <Digerati> me to
29:00 <Digerati> like i said, had a lot of ppl to help me
29:00 <Digerati> if you have anger/hate issues mate, seek pro advice
29:00 <slinky_J> my girl
29:00 <slinky_J> "shut up Josh"
29:00 <ooomp> Yes do that.
30:00 <Digerati> mine was depression after the surgery, never been violent
31:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back TokenDaRing. 
31:00 <Christopher> hi
31:00 <TokenDaRing> just went over to Coles to get a few things
32:00 <Digerati> and never hurt anyone in my life thank god, man, woman or child, always been lawful, my point is that two wrongs don't make a right man, don't take it out on innocent people
32:00 <TokenDaRing> rains died down a lot now here
32:00 <TokenDaRing> it's almost a clear night
32:00 <TokenDaRing> hard to believe a cyclone is just few hundred k's north
32:00 <Skirmish> 95% humidity here. 
32:00 <Skirmish> It's terrible. 
32:00 <Skirmish> Even though it's not really 'hot' you go outside and start doing something and end up sweating your ass off. 
33:00 <Skirmish> Thank god that Damien isn't working because when he sweats it's like he sweats dead fish oil. 
33:00 <TokenDaRing> 93% here
33:00 <slinky_J> ooomp
33:00 <ooomp> Yo
34:00 <Digerati> 1 week without quietiapine, acka, seroquel
34:00 <nate> digi is da best, take all the drugs u need mate:)
34:00 <Digerati> nate, next is cigs man
34:00 <nate> PUMp it!
34:00 <slinky_J> I could ask you 'bout your week
34:00 <ooomp> Who else is sitting on their couch wearing nothing but panties and eating ice cream?
34:00 <slinky_J> well that's for them
35:00 <Digerati> then i am DRUG FREE
35:00 <Digerati> :p
35:00 <Dugnuts> woo penguins of madagascar time
35:00 <TokenDaRing> ooomp: I wear boxers, but close enough :p
35:00 <slinky_J> so that's you huh
35:00 <ooomp> Underwear is underwear
35:00 <Christopher> :)
36:00 <Digerati> i don't know if coffee counts as a drug :) lol
36:00 <ooomp> Panties are softer :)
36:00 <slinky_J> smile is a smile
36:00 <slinky_J> don't mean wrong is right
36:00 <slinky_J> I am Dr. Phil
36:00 <TokenDaRing> ooomp: well I guess as long as you're comfortable who am I to judge
37:00 <ooomp> I recommend panties for you TokenDaRing
37:00 <slinky_J> woah!
37:00 <TokenDaRing> I prefer my boxers thanks
37:00 <slinky_J> at least I got a sword!
37:00 <Christopher> O_o
37:00 <Skirmish> By panties she means the tan coloured ones that cover her belly button. 
37:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: ewwwww
37:00 <slinky_J> no Skirmish
38:00 <slinky_J> u didn't ask first!
38:00 <slinky_J> ooomp, smite him!
38:00 <Skirmish> What? 
38:00 <ooomp> Skirmish sucks
38:00 <slinky_J> that's not very nice
38:00 <Dugnuts> i just did it to see who assumed they would be the one stabbed
39:00 <Dugnuts> slinky j has berries huh?
40:00 <slinky_J> ooomp you ass, flipjumpsipcoffeandeatthesegoshdangmotherfuckingnoodles
40:00 <Skirmish> Chinese berries. 
40:00 <slinky_J> yo
40:00 <ooomp> Josh, calm the fuck down please
40:00 <slinky_J> I got this kit kat.
40:00 <Skirmish> He's taken his drugs for the night. He's in Pieterpanda mode. 
41:00 <nate> just be happy digi, dont worry bout cutting it all out
41:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKtrWU4zaaI
41:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Des'ree - Life Views: 1,514,028   Uploaded: Published on Feb 9, 2013 Duration: 3 Minutes 31 Seconds 
42:00 <slinky_J> yer
42:00 <Christopher> yer
43:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVjeheaFfsM
43:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Scooter - Maria (I Like It Loud) (Official Video HD) Views: 15,232,215   Uploaded:  Feb 19, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 44 Seconds 
43:00 <slinky_J> that's right, what he said. Yeah.
43:00 <Christopher> yeah
43:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Christopher, how's your night going?
43:00 <Christopher> alright
43:00 <Christopher> back on wagon
44:00 <[Maverick]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laWEQTP9xNU
44:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pendulum - Toxic Shock (Spor Remix) HQ 1080p Views: 5,990   Uploaded:  Nov 4, 2011 Duration: 7 Minutes 16 Seconds 
44:00 <Christopher> drank 6 pakc today now got saw back
44:00 <Christopher> sucks
44:00 <Christopher> sat wrong
45:00 <aam> "ah jus want yew back fo goooood"
45:00 <Christopher> sup with TokenDaRing
45:00 <TokenDaRing> just had dinner, went over to coles, got drinks and stuff
45:00 <TokenDaRing> now relaxing
46:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0xZG9XZ5w
46:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Damo and Darren - 'Skatepark' Views: 362,942   Uploaded: Published on Feb 16, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 43 Seconds 
46:00 <Digerati> hahaha
46:00 <Digerati> seen that ?
46:00 <Digerati> it's fucking hilarious
46:00 <Dugnuts> oh shit
46:00 <Dugnuts> i was gonna go get milk
46:00 <Dugnuts> aww man
46:00 <Dugnuts> now i have to go to the shops before breakfast
46:00 <Dugnuts> i blame you TokenDaRing
46:00 <Lish> what can i eat
46:00 <TokenDaRing> suck shit Dugnuts
46:00 <Dugnuts> fuck you
46:00 <TokenDaRing> thats why you always keep one bottle of milk extra
46:00 <TokenDaRing> JIC you run out
46:00 <Dugnuts> i live alone
47:00 <goddess_of_cake> Peeps n' freaks! 
47:00 <Digerati> i used to skate in the 80's
47:00 <Digerati> did high jumps to
47:00 <Digerati> used to love skateboarding
47:00 <Sponge> frosby flip?
47:00 <Digerati> yeah man
47:00 <Digerati> did the flip
47:00 <Dugnuts> if i had 2 bottles of milk
47:00 <Lish> maybe ill have toast
47:00 <Dugnuts> the other one would go off before i finished the first one
47:00 <Lish> i wish someone would make me macaroni and cheese
48:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oi
48:00 <Digerati> went in the air, flipped it, landed on it, and cont skating
48:00 <aam> Hey
48:00 <Digerati> yo
48:00 <Dugnuts> i wish i had a girl on her knees in front of me
48:00 <Dugnuts> we dont always get what we want lish
48:00 <Dugnuts> live with it
48:00 <aam> "do u believe in heaven above, do u believe in love?"
48:00 <Lish> weird
48:00 <Lish> i never said i wouldnt live with it
48:00 <Dugnuts> i dont know what was weird about anything i said
49:00 <aam> Yew liek banana
49:00 <aam> I liek pusseh
49:00 <Digerati> do i look like a fucking monkey ? :) haha
49:00 <aam> Tis onleh fair
49:00 <Digerati> only ?
49:00 <aam> No yew
49:00 <Digerati> u
49:00 <aam> Not*
49:00 <Digerati> yer
50:00 <Digerati> ur fkd in da hed dood :)
50:00 <Digerati> rofl
50:00 <Digerati> jk man
50:00 <Lish> what isnt weird about uit
51:00 <Digerati> i sniffed paint when i was 17, and super glue, and hanged off moving trains
51:00 <Digerati> i don't recommend any of the above
51:00 <Digerati> it is deadly
51:00 <Dugnuts> everything i said was perfectly reasonable
51:00 <Lish> sure 
51:00 <Skirmish> I can see why you live alone. 
51:00 <Dugnuts> it may have been sexist
51:00 <Dugnuts> but reasonable
52:00 <Digerati> cos i was fkd in the da hed dood :)
52:00 <Skirmish> Forever aloooooone. 
52:00 <Dugnuts> if you say so
53:00 <aam> I remember graffity artists bein reported hangin out of trains collecting poles
53:00 <Digerati> that's what i was back in the 80's
53:00 <Digerati> i do painting on canvas now
53:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoFXj2FOioM
53:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Question For Ted Views: 591,091   Uploaded: Published on Aug 29, 2012 Duration: 0 Minutes 33 Seconds 
53:00 <Skirmish> Indeed I do. 
53:00 <Dugnuts> obviously
53:00 <Dugnuts> does it take practice to be as much of an asshole as you?
53:00 <Dugnuts> or does it come naturally
56:00 <Skirmish> It's all about perspective. 
56:00 <Dugnuts> thats right
56:00 <Dugnuts> if a giant steps on your town, its all about perspective
58:00 <Skirmish> How long have you had an issue with context? 
58:00 <Dugnuts> sorry, i was hoping someone around here read lfg
58:00 <Dugnuts> nm
59:00 <simba> ok m9
04:00 <faux> Hheklo
04:00 <faux> hello
04:00 <Skirmish> StrykerY: If you could organise a song to play when you join irc ... what would it be. 
04:00 <faux> chop chop!
06:00 <simba> send in the clowns
06:00 <Skirmish> What would your song be faux? 
06:00 <faux> For what
06:00 <faux> Oh
06:00 <faux> Just read 
06:00 <faux> Um
07:00 <faux> SICK M8 SICK SUBWOOFER
07:00 <Taco> Skirmish, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k64w3354kE
07:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Taco Flavored Kisses Views: 1,841,011   Uploaded:  Jan 7, 2009 Duration: 1 Minutes 14 Seconds 
07:00 <faux> that one.
08:00 <Skirmish> lol
08:00 <Taco> 16»25» 25[Taco25] 25(~kitty29@fulfill.all.your.wishes.with.my.taco.flavoured.kisses25): Tony Abbott
08:00 <Taco> so yea either that or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHQNa1YwZH0
08:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Presidents of United States - Kitty Views: 258,030   Uploaded:  Nov 23, 2010 Duration: 3 Minutes 23 Seconds 
08:00 <simba> ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
08:00 <simba> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
09:00 <Skirmish> This would fit a lot of people here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iJHaQuyUNA
10:00 <faux> CBF clixkint 
10:00 <faux> What is it
10:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYG0YWdkSKI
10:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Oblivion - The Cliffracer Song Views: 148,950   Uploaded:  Apr 27, 2011 Duration: 1 Minutes 55 Seconds 
10:00 <Dugnuts> hahha the cliffracer song??
10:00 <Dugnuts> fuck those fuckers
11:00 <aam> Bonneh
11:00 <Dugnuts> goddamn i hated those fucking cliffracers near balmora
11:00 <Skirmish> faux: A song about someone thinking they're awesome but they are a loser. It reminds me a lot of Christopher because it says his house spells like cat piss. 
11:00 <Taco> Skirmish, couleurs had a good one. Cheers theme song
11:00 <Dugnuts> are you seriously having a go at presidents?
11:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvRGh2NEjSU
11:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cheers full theme song (with subtitiles) Views: 1,643,919   Uploaded:  Feb 13, 2008 Duration: 2 Minutes 28 Seconds 
11:00 <Skirmish> lol 'Austnet, where everyone thinks they know your name. 
11:00 <Taco> Dugnuts, no I love PUSA
12:00 <Bonny> hey excessive
12:00 <Dugnuts> not you taco
12:00 <Dugnuts> skirmish
12:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR7B5YCvBus
12:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Oblivion - The Glarthir Song Views: 186,911   Uploaded:  Jan 25, 2010 Duration: 3 Minutes 1 Seconds 
12:00 <Dugnuts> ive only been talking to skirmish for a couple of hours
12:00 <Dugnuts> and its clear they are a complete asshole
13:00 <Skirmish> faux: Check out the lyrics. http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/spose/imawesome.html
13:00 <Taco> Yea skirmish is a complete asshole, you've judged well
13:00 <faux> Cbd
13:00 <faux> Cbf
13:00 <Taco> He's a good asshole tho, not a gay one
14:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2Jduxc2P8
14:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Imperial Guard Song Views: 2,338,199   Uploaded:  Mar 18, 2007 Duration: 2 Minutes 31 Seconds 
16:00 <Dugnuts> heh
16:00 <Dugnuts> i was just whistling the skyrim theme today
16:00 <TokenDaRing> pay the court a fine
16:00 <TokenDaRing> or serve your sentence
17:00 <Dugnuts> i love how patrick stewart was in oblivion
17:00 <Dugnuts> heh
17:00 <Dugnuts> you know i quit a job just to play oblivion
17:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
17:00 <Dugnuts> god i was stupid back then
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <Dugnuts> that said i absolutely hated the job and was gonna quit anyway
17:00 <faux> "Back then"
17:00 <Dugnuts> i just used oblivion as an excuse
17:00 <TokenDaRing> I remember oblivion release
18:00 <TokenDaRing> I'd preordered and picked it up the day it came out
18:00 <Dugnuts> me too
18:00 <Dugnuts> actually
18:00 <TokenDaRing> then I had to go house sit with my then gf
18:00 <Dugnuts> i got my bro to pick it up
18:00 <Dugnuts> i was on the mines at the time
18:00 <TokenDaRing> and her family had some shitty HP pc thing
18:00 <Dugnuts> and i got the game guide
18:00 <TokenDaRing> so I had to wait till the next week to play it
18:00 <TokenDaRing> I was not fucking happy
18:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
18:00 <Dugnuts> i had to wait 3 days until i got home
18:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt actually quit until about 2 months later
18:00 <Dugnuts> so it wasnt at release
19:00 <Dugnuts> i just hated the job
19:00 <Dugnuts> fuckers had me on site for 3 months
19:00 <Dugnuts> without a break
19:00 <simba> i had 2 walk thru 6 feet of snow in  me bare feet just to sniff the games cover then it was stolen by my step father who bashed me 
19:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHL7zyLsQ2k
19:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Oblivion - Jauffre Jam Views: 160,225   Uploaded:  Apr 27, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 19 Seconds 
19:00 <Dugnuts> 6 feet of snow?
19:00 <Dugnuts> oooh thats LUXURY mate
20:00 <Dugnuts> when i were a lad we walked 50 miles through 20 feet of snow just to have someone tell us about the smell of a game while our slave driver whipped us the whole time
20:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts: I just slapped this together for you and I think it could work for others too. Fill it out and submit it to Serenity for further action. 
20:00 <Skirmish> http://pastebin.com/aR33gqNV
20:00 <Dugnuts> you spent time on that?
20:00 <Dugnuts> wow
21:00 <simba> did you type all that
21:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: did you get the noteop I sent you?
21:00 <simba> please say no
21:00 <Dugnuts> well done on your waste of time and effort
21:00 <Skirmish> simba: No I stole it and edited little bits to be applicable. 
21:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: Not yet.
22:00 <Dugnuts> oh
22:00 <Dugnuts> so i should read it all?\
22:00 <Dugnuts> no i cbf
22:00 <simba> im trying to forget about it already
23:00 <aam> Ppl can't find a bit of straight road on a curved platform? A tip? Good things come in small packages, so pay for your shit in redbacks with John looking at the sales person!
23:00 <Skirmish> It is a valuable form that enables users to allow Serenity how they feel about a certain issue. 
23:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
24:00 <Skirmish> You should so fill it in Dugnuts. I think it would make you feel better. 
24:00 <Dugnuts> oh i feel fine
24:00 <Dugnuts> i just like to inform people of when they are an asshole
24:00 <Dugnuts> i find they usually dont realise how much of an asshole they are
24:00 <Dugnuts> i consider it a public service
25:00 <TokenDaRing> hello More Ice
26:00 <Skirmish> Maurice do you have an ice pack? Dugnuts needs to apply it to his/her bottom. 
26:00 <simba> Skirmish can you put Dugnuts on ignore and stop talking about him cheers
27:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
27:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh me and Maurice go way back
27:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: that was the better option
27:00 <TokenDaRing> tbh though, all you'll miss out on is simba complaining about people talking
27:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: Amen. All he does of late is talk poop. I'm saddened by his decline. 
28:00 <Lish> two min noodles or toast
28:00 <TokenDaRing> "What's this? TALKING? Not in this channel!"
28:00 <Skirmish> lol
28:00 <Dugnuts> oh btw
28:00 <Dugnuts> if anyone is planning to watch a movie this weekend
28:00 <Skirmish> 'put that person on ignore. You have engaged in direct conversation with them more than the 3 times allowable each hour'. 
28:00 <Dugnuts> see kingsman
29:00 <Dugnuts> absolutely fucking hilarious
29:00 <simba> hooooly shit that guy is mental
29:00 <simba> try not 2 attack anyone 4 a bit Skirmish
30:00 <simba> cheers
30:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah simba will get sad
30:00 <Skirmish> lol who am I attacking? 
30:00 <Dugnuts> simba is a percentage sign person
30:00 <Dugnuts> have some respect
30:00 <simba> you have to talk to him like a child its crazy
31:00 <faux> A Percentage Sign Person
31:00 <faux> APSP
31:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
31:00 <simba> hahaha
31:00 <faux> Maybe they're handcuffs
31:00 <Skirmish> Be careful not to attack anyone. 
32:00 <faux> Don't be PA skirmish 
32:00 <faux> Its grose
32:00 <Skirmish> PA? 
32:00 <faux> pasiv agreisvze
32:00 <simba> its his last night on irc for a while so hes trying to stand out
33:00 <TokenDaRing> because, simba, YOU would never do such a thing
33:00 <TokenDaRing> right?
33:00 <simba> as
33:00 <Skirmish> Sif I am ever aggressive. 
34:00 <simba> ...well hopefully you come up with the other half of that bit later
34:00 <simba> should b a cracka
34:00 <TokenDaRing> what are you missing simba?
34:00 <TokenDaRing> [21:32:39] <%simba> its his last night on irc for a while so hes trying to stand out
34:00 <TokenDaRing> [21:33:05] <TokenDaRing> because, simba, YOU would never do such a thing
35:00 <TokenDaRing> connect the dots
35:00 <Skirmish> Don't engage simba. It's a pointless exercise. 
35:00 <TokenDaRing> it's hard, because he's just SUCH a chatter
35:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean, get a load of this guy, he just doesn't stop talking
36:00 <Dugnuts> heh
36:00 <Skirmish> He'll go get stoned or something sooner or later. Just wait him out. 
36:00 <picard> Hi
37:00 <Dugnuts> so yeah, noone told me the price of an ounce here in melbourne
37:00 <Dugnuts> its just curiosity as a former stoner
37:00 <picard> How's everyone
37:00 <Dugnuts> oh god no
37:00 <Dugnuts> not you
37:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
37:00 <simba> im a chatter
37:00 <Serenity> who is this guy
38:00 <picard> Serenity: how are u
38:00 <Serenity> not bad
38:00 <TokenDaRing> who is picard
38:00 <TokenDaRing> never see him before
38:00 <Serenity> how ar eyou
38:00 <picard> I'm new here mate
38:00 <TokenDaRing> oh right welcome
38:00 <picard> I'm well thanks,
38:00 <Dugnuts> im from #perth
38:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm from the internet
38:00 <Dugnuts> he was a classic convo killer there
38:00 <Serenity> goody
38:00 <picard> 19/f from Frankston
39:00 <Dugnuts> ...
39:00 <Dugnuts> no
39:00 <Dugnuts> no lies
40:00 <picard> Don't pm me TokenDaRing
40:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
40:00 <TokenDaRing> but picard
40:00 <TokenDaRing> I love you
40:00 <Dugnuts> so TokenDaRing really believed you were 19 and female?
41:00 <Dugnuts> oh man
41:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl no
41:00 <TokenDaRing> I just really dig that scalp of his
41:00 <TokenDaRing> so shiny
41:00 <TokenDaRing> so smooth
41:00 <picard> Dugnuts:  I guess so
41:00 <TokenDaRing> picard polishes his scalp so much you can see your face in it
41:00 <slinky_J> wow
41:00 <simba> lol as if u fell for that
41:00 <slinky_J> no fight
41:00 <slinky_J> picard
41:00 <slinky_J> sup
41:00 <picard> Still all josh, I
41:00 <picard> U
42:00 <slinky_J> hi daddy
42:00 <simba> picard can u believe he fell for that
42:00 <slinky_J> how are you?
42:00 <simba> he thought you were a teenage girl
42:00 <picard> No
42:00 <simba> when ur actually a big fat baldie
42:00 <picard> I'm well thanks
42:00 <simba> LolOLolOl
42:00 <slinky_J> simba is trying to destroy us!
42:00 <slinky_J> num num nummmm b urger joints in Adelaide
43:00 <picard> He is a cretin, who cares what he thinks or does
43:00 <Christopher> who killed bastardguy
43:00 <slinky_J> I don't think he is
43:00 <simba> dont speak about under like that
43:00 <TokenDaRing> you're such a charmer picard
43:00 <TokenDaRing> so lovely
43:00 <slinky_J> how could I be responsible?
43:00 <Christopher> something is wrong there is not b1
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks!
43:00 <slinky_J> LOL
44:00 <picard> Kate
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher: I agree
44:00 <slinky_J> nice rhyme Chris
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> picard - sup?
44:00 <simba> i put a no talking ban on b1
44:00 <picard> Stuff all
44:00 <Christopher> oh
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantastical
44:00 <slinky_J> k simba
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's a good thing, for a Friday night.
44:00 <slinky_J> I don't want a ban on me
45:00 <slinky_J> I can't give picard shit?
45:00 <simba> umm just do it via snail mail
45:00 <slinky_J> wiwith eels
45:00 <picard> slinky_J:
45:00 <slinky_J> I send eels out every day
45:00 <slinky_J> wot
45:00 <slinky_J> sup
46:00 <slinky_J> kick kick kick
46:00 <slinky_J> we makin musaaik?
46:00 <picard> No
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/ eels!
46:00 <slinky_J> brad doesnt suck?
46:00 <simba> picard have you been drinking
46:00 <slinky_J> I had four beers man
46:00 <picard> Why simba
47:00 <slinky_J> WHY THUIBA
47:00 <slinky_J> totes drunk likes ^
47:00 <simba> yes?
47:00 <picard> Huh?
47:00 <slinky_J> oui!
47:00 <simba> jesus
47:00 <simba> fuck u guys
47:00 <picard> Ok
48:00 <slinky_J> I gotta song for you picard
48:00 <picard> Yes
48:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91EGlEnihuk
48:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Afrojack - Kickstart and Brad Sucks- Dropping Out of School Mash Up by Chode Industries Views: 1,183   Uploaded:  Jan 19, 2011 Duration: 5 Minutes 44 Seconds 
48:00 <slinky_J> remix
48:00 <picard> No
49:00 <slinky_J> aint a trap..
49:00 <simba> Hi I'm beagle from Austnet IRC
49:00 <slinky_J> you already did that.
49:00 <slinky_J> hi beagle
49:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: I'm sorry we aren't friends anymore :(
49:00 <Taco> beagle is crunk yo
49:00 <Taco> so crunk u look like simba
49:00 <Taco> wtf dudz
50:00 <slinky_J> Picard is friends with Picard.
50:00 <slinky_J> the end.
50:00 <picard> Nope, I hate him
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <Taco> nah picard is friends with vaness's flatmate
51:00 <slinky_J> Just help yourself to the crayfish man.
51:00 <picard> Hey uncle?
51:00 <slinky_J> Hey b1
51:00 <picard> Her*
51:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm told picard is REALLY good friends with Bron
51:00 <TokenDaRing> and Erin
51:00 <picard> B1111111111111111
51:00 <slinky_J> one-in-the-same
51:00 <picard> Erynn*
51:00 <slinky_J> whom?
52:00 <slinky_J> Go home dude, fk
52:00 <picard> Aka Unique
52:00 <slinky_J> she has a life dude
52:00 <picard> Yes
52:00 <slinky_J> Yer
52:00 <picard> And kidlets
52:00 <slinky_J> not your harassing her life
52:00 <slinky_J> I know
52:00 <Dugnuts> wait
52:00 <Dugnuts> which erin
52:00 <Skirmish> Oh hai katatonic_kate01. 
52:00 <Dugnuts> god i hope its not hte same one i know
53:00 <slinky_J> oi
53:00 <picard> Nor Erin
53:00 <picard> Not
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there - how you coin'?
53:00 <slinky_J> at least she has a life
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops doin'?
53:00 <slinky_J> you don't
53:00 <picard> Lol joshy
53:00 <Skirmish> lol overtime, so coin is great! Doing well too. 
53:00 <slinky_J> nice to feel how it is picard to fuck your own arse.
53:00 <Serenity> itchiest fuc king spot on my foot
53:00 <slinky_J> is it
53:00 <Serenity> but if i scratch it it tickles
53:00 <Serenity> hnngg
53:00 <picard> Don't ha hate that
54:00 <slinky_J> aye
54:00 <picard> slinky_J:  y so abusive?
54:00 <slinky_J> yes
54:00 <slinky_J> toward you.
54:00 <picard> Please stop
54:00 <picard> No one cares
54:00 <slinky_J> every victim cares
55:00 <picard> You are not a victim
55:00 <slinky_J> that's what you guys always say.
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice skirmish
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> overtime FTW
56:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back StrykerX. 
56:00 <slinky_J> StrykerX~!!!
56:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: What are your weekend plans? 
56:00 <Serenity> BLACKHOLE SUN
56:00 <Serenity> WONT YOU COME
56:00 <Serenity> AND WASSH AWAY THE RAIIN
56:00 <slinky_J> wont you come
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummmm good question….
56:00 <slinky_J> you suck
57:00 <slinky_J> it's supposed to be a sing-a-long
57:00 <slinky_J> :(
57:00 <[Maverick]> awesome track Serenity
57:00 <slinky_J> picard
57:00 <Skirmish> I am going down the central coast on Sunday. Want to hook up Kate? 
57:00 <slinky_J> let's own shit
57:00 <Serenity> watching your vid mav haha
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
57:00 <slinky_J> hai baebz
57:00 <StrykerX> ohai2u
57:00 <StrykerX> ASL
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd, i'll have to notify my mum!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sunday…. i'll be ah… busy ;)
58:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: Hey I asked if YOU wanted to hook up, I never said anything about your mum. Stop trying to steer me into 3somes I am not ready for. 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <StrykerX> A little incest never hurt
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's on the coast?
58:00 <Taco> Skirmish, kate is just worried she won't turn you on, therefore if she brings her mother, she has double the chances you'll be aroused
58:00 <Skirmish> I am heading down to where I will be working to get a feel for the road/time it takes/traffic etc. Should be lovely. 
58:00 <Taco> kate logic ftw
59:00 <slinky_J> picard
59:00 <[Maverick]> A family of onions were out in on the town. They were crossing the road and the daughter got hit by a car. The dad onion runs her down to the hospital crying and blubbering, she get's put into surgery. Hours pass and the surgeon comes out and says "Sorry sir, I have some bad news for you. Your daughter is going to be a vegetable for the rest of her life"
59:00 <slinky_J> daddy
59:00 <slinky_J> fuck you taco
59:00 <picard> Skirmish: how's the weather up there
59:00 <Skirmish> There is nothing about Kate that isn't arousing. She doesn't need anyones help.
59:00 <slinky_J> I will get banned from this channel
59:00 <Skirmish> Raining. 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Taco, it's not even a concern.  Skirmish and I would probably have great sex. 
59:00 <slinky_J> you dogged steven
59:00 <slinky_J> to me
59:00 <slinky_J> start a new irc sure cool
59:00 <slinky_J> but you dont dog steven
59:00 <Taco> slinky_J, this shit again? plz grow up
59:00 <slinky_J> Taco
59:00 <slinky_J> nah
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh moving / going to be working on ze coast?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> in ze future?
00:00 <slinky_J> Serenity can ban me for good
00:00 <Serenity> might make meself a prawn cocktail
00:00 <slinky_J> at least I don't dog ppl
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomit*
00:00 <Serenity> take it to pm guy
00:00 <Serenity> s
00:00 <Skirmish> Not moving house just working down there for 6 or so months. 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> sea cockroaches!
00:00 <Taco> I didn't dog anyone. If anything, steven dogged me.
00:00 <Taco> But you're too much of a fucking moron to understand that, right?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH really ! where a bouts?
01:00 <Serenity> TAKE IT
01:00 <Serenity> TO
01:00 <Serenity> PM
01:00 <slinky_J> still in your chan right?
01:00 <Serenity> CHEERS
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> okies lets go!
01:00 <slinky_J> :P
01:00 <Taco> Serenity, anytime I say anything slinky_J starts by telling me "fuck you Taco"
01:00 <Taco> I tried to PM but yea whatevs
01:00 <slinky_J> FUCK YOU slinky_J
01:00 <slinky_J> what
01:00 <Serenity> you can tell each other to 'fuck you' all you want, but dont do the irc politics thing in mains
01:00 <slinky_J> oh u deer!
01:00 <Serenity> its sah boren
02:00 <slinky_J> oi
02:00 <slinky_J> got some deer
02:00 <slinky_J> wantz some sezz
02:00 <picard> Oh my
02:00 <Taco> I agree, is very boring
02:00 <StrykerX> picard is unusually tame
02:00 <slinky_J> THIS COMPLAIN NOW IS VERY BORING
02:00 <StrykerX> Did you whip him into shape Serenity?
02:00 <aam> Its sah borin
02:00 <StrykerX> ;D
03:00 <slinky_J> ;)
03:00 <StrykerX> I like where this is goin ;)
03:00 <slinky_J> StrykerX only thing is we have to prove it one day but till then *totally bends over StrykerX*
03:00 <Skirmish> What a whacky channel this is. 
03:00 <simba> lol
03:00 <simba> get a fucken life 
04:00 <Serenity> aye aye
04:00 <StrykerX> Take it to PM guys
04:00 <slinky_J> this Jurassic world trailer
04:00 <StrykerX> GUIZ
04:00 <slinky_J> simba
04:00 <[Maverick]> :D 
04:00 <slinky_J> r u gonna go see this in imax
04:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: come on man
04:00 <slinky_J> ?
04:00 <TokenDaRing> lets have some peace and love ok
05:00 <simba> no
05:00 <slinky_J> never
05:00 <Taco> less gay allegiances, more peace
05:00 <slinky_J> I am
05:00 <slinky_J> Captain HOOK.
05:00 <Taco> slinky_J, aren't you aboriginal also? Thats kind of a contradiction
06:00 <picard> U cunts are boring
06:00 <slinky_J> I am all sorts of Rainbow.
06:00 <slinky_J> Never been licked.
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww
07:00 <picard> Stop spamming me StrykerX
07:00 <Skirmish> Stahp attacking people! 
07:00 <StrykerX> I don't do spam
07:00 <StrykerX> Sorry bro
07:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: don't get so worked up man
07:00 <picard> Who watched two broke girls?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
08:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
08:00 <Dugnuts> guess my wednesday date didnt like me so much
08:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> picard: ##
08:00 <Dugnuts> its a shame
08:00 <aam> "absolutely eveybodyyyyy"
08:00 <Dugnuts> i thought she was really cool and fun
08:00 <Dugnuts> blah
09:00 <aam> Everybody*
09:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts: Where did you meet her? 
09:00 <StrykerX> IRC?
09:00 <Dugnuts> beta bar
09:00 <Dugnuts> last weekend
09:00 <picard> Time for a rage quit and bed I think
09:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
09:00 <Dugnuts> she was really funny
09:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not a netball match picard
09:00 <Dugnuts> which i dont find often
09:00 <Dugnuts> ahh wel
09:00 <Dugnuts> well
09:00 <Skirmish> Plenty more fish in the sea Dugnuts. Throw the line back in.
10:00 <StrykerX> Dugnuts, maybe you acted too keen?
10:00 <Taco> picard, make sure you leave with people feeling like you dogged them
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> POF!
10:00 <Skirmish> Just don't be like another user that comes here and rants when there is no second date. 
10:00 <Skirmish> POF = LAWL
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> just throw your line in there dugnuts
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> 
10:00 <Taco> Heaps of fat girls on POF
10:00 <Taco> kate, does it work for you?
10:00 <Skirmish> My mate did the quarter tonne challenge on POF. 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skirmish LOL
10:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> not on POF taco
10:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt act that keen
11:00 <Dugnuts> maybe that was my problem
11:00 <Skirmish> I didn't know there was women out there that were so big a seat belt wouldn't go around them.
11:00 <Dugnuts> and im on POF
11:00 <Dugnuts> bleh
11:00 <Taco> Dugnuts, whats ur username?
11:00 <Dugnuts> it all seems like too much effort
11:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
11:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish, I see them at work
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> so I wouldn't know - however it appears you're down with the site - fucked many fattens from POF taco?
11:00 <Dugnuts> i went for "somethingelseinteresting"
11:00 <StrykerX> But they have a reason
11:00 <Skirmish> If dating seems like too much effort, then don't date.
11:00 <Dugnuts> coz somethinginteresting was already taken
11:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, I have a fake profile yes, sometimes when I'm feeling bad about myself I have a quick browse
12:00 <Dugnuts> its not the actual date
12:00 <Skirmish> My central coast phone booth girl was a POF gal. 
12:00 <Dugnuts> its the trying to get one
12:00 <Taco> Always makes me feel good
12:00 <Skirmish> Lovely rack. 
12:00 <Dugnuts> thats the hard bit
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> Awww good for you taco
12:00 <aam> "I eat canniballll"
12:00 <Taco> Yea thanks epal :D
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> no probe, fellow epal
13:00 <slinky_J> and shit
13:00 <Skirmish> Taco: My mate met his current gf off there, but before he met her he wanted to just go a bit nuts and let loose since he was just out of a long term relationship. 
13:00 <Skirmish> We challenged him to the quarter tonne challenge. He happily did it. 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> it warms the cockles of my e-heart, knowing that you boost your self esteem laughing at other POF profile.
13:00 <Taco> Skirmish, oh? I thought nightclubs were made for that?
13:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish you have a great long term relationship
13:00 <slinky_J> so dissing him
13:00 <Dugnuts> wow
13:00 <Dugnuts> assholes
13:00 <slinky_J> gay anyway
13:00 <Dugnuts> i finished a long term relationship 18 months ago
13:00 <slinky_J> because you have something better.
14:00 <Skirmish> Nightclubs are meat bars. 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes 
14:00 <Dugnuts> went out with a hot redhead for 6 months just coz i always wanted to date a hot redhead
14:00 <Taco> Skirmish, yea be the alpha
14:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: I do indeed. 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> redheads are awesome!
14:00 <Serenity> Skirmish is the wedding this year?
14:00 <Serenity> or next
14:00 <StrykerX> Nightclubs are meat bars
14:00 <Dugnuts> and since then i havent really been looking, coz it all seems like its just a lesson in heartbreak after heartbreak
14:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: This August. 
14:00 <Serenity> fark so close!
14:00 <StrykerX> I think I need to hit the scene again
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> August is an awesome month!
15:00 <Dugnuts> but i moved here recently and felt like a new change
15:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish, RIP
15:00 <Taco> yay picard is back
15:00 <Skirmish> 6 months and 2 days
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <Dugnuts> bleh
15:00 <Serenity> 6 months is nothing
15:00 <Skirmish> ... or something. 
15:00 <Serenity> it will go so fast
15:00 <StrykerX> picard "ragequit" only to return
15:00 <StrykerX> Wtc?
15:00 <StrykerX> Wtf*
15:00 <Skirmish> Only thing not finalised is the cake. 
15:00 <picard> Hush
15:00 <Taco> picard is special
15:00 <StrykerX> Anyway, bedtime
15:00 <Taco> not as special as josh, tho
15:00 <StrykerX> Peace out bitches
15:00 <Skirmish> Everything else is booked and deposits paid. 
15:00 <Serenity> good stuff
15:00 <picard> Do t do it
15:00 <picard> Runnnnnn
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooooooh are you going to go with cupcakes?
16:00 <Serenity> i had basically 6 months to do everything by the end i was close to mental break down lol
16:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: No idea yet. She keeps swapping and changing her mind. 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> I totes should have gone with cupcakes
16:00 <Dugnuts> bleh
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> then you can do fancy cupcakes as wedding favours
16:00 <Dugnuts> im thinking i should just go back on rhp
16:00 <Dugnuts> at least i got laid there
16:00 <Skirmish> Just depends how much a cake + 80 cupcakes costs. 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> Or have a lolly bar thing1
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> about the same price as a huge ass cake prob
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> you add wedding to anything and you're charged more money....
17:00 <Serenity> we had keyrings for the men and cute little dove salt n pepper shakers for the ladies
17:00 <Skirmish> She found a design where the icing on the cake looks like tree bark and the initials of the couple are engraved into it. I think that is her latest number 1 choice.
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd, i can't even remember what I had....
17:00 <Taco> ok I'm going cause
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe chocolates….
17:00 <Taco> I don't think I can ever get an erection again, after hearing all the crap here tonight
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one gives a fuck taco
17:00 <Maurice> I had nothing, me being there was gift enough
18:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, correction, you don't give a fuck
18:00 <Serenity> i like to give fucks
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, ask around, no one will care if you leave
18:00 <Skirmish> Gifts to those that came? 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice 
18:00 <Skirmish> FUCK THAT! Not unless I can see how much money they put into the wishing well. 
18:00 <Maurice> I also don't give a fuck about your erection or lack of
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh we had a wishing well too
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> scored heaps! woot
19:00 <Skirmish> $20? Well you haven't even covered your own meal so you can FUCK OFF! 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> was spending money for the honeymoon....
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> Where is the honeymoon skirmish?
19:00 <Skirmish> Kayla is cashing in 2 weeks of her long service leave for honeymoon cash.
19:00 <Skirmish> In Old Bar. 
20:00 <Skirmish> We've got an awesome holiday house for the week before and the week after the wedding.
20:00 <Skirmish> Since everyone knows her family up there we got it for half price. $1900 for 2 weeks instead of $3600.
20:00 <Maurice> I still haven't had a honeymoon
20:00 <Maurice> And it's been 10 yrs
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
21:00 <Skirmish> Don't you have one each time he comes home Maurice? 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck, i wouldn't mind a 2 week holiday!
21:00 <faux> Come holiday here
21:00 <faux> U can cook for me
21:00 <faux> And I'll give u a massgae 
21:00 <faux> Maybe once
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> deal!
21:00 <faux> Woohooo
21:00 <Skirmish> She is on a diet so she doesn't each much! 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> can we eat cake?
22:00 <faux> Who
22:00 <Skirmish> You
22:00 <faux> I'm not on a diet ew I hate that word
22:00 <faux> I'm juat eating better
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> me, on a diet… of amphetamines! 
22:00 <Skirmish> Oh so you just gave up sugar ... because? 
22:00 <faux> And no cake for me Kate I've given up sugar! 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh man
22:00 <faux> Because it makes me feel better
22:00 <faux> And I don't like me gut
22:00 <Skirmish> Kate would be in a coma if her body didn't get sugar. 
22:00 <faux> Haha
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably
22:00 <faux> I didn't have it that much anyway 
22:00 <faux> I mostly ate too much carbs
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> carbs mmmm
23:00 <faux> nom
23:00 <Skirmish> I've cut back heaps on bread and that is making a difference. 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> it totes does
23:00 <faux> Yeah I buy burgen soy abd linseed now if I want bread 
23:00 <faux> I used to eat heaps of white bread 
23:00 <faux> :/
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> I always have wholemeal bread 
23:00 <faux> I poop seeds nao
23:00 <Skirmish> I had spag bol the other night and poured garlic aioli all over it and mixed it through. Best spag bol ever.
24:00 <Serenity> hnnngg
24:00 <Serenity> yum
24:00 <faux> yum I love garlic
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love pesto with it
24:00 <Skirmish> faux: And the seeds look just like how they went in too! 
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> pesto with spag bol
24:00 <faux> Lmao
24:00 <Skirmish> First time I saw that I wondered if my digestion wasn't working properly. Had to ask the doc. 
24:00 <faux> haha
24:00 <faux> Nah seeds don't digest 
24:00 <Skirmish> "Are seeds meant to go through me like nothing even happened?!"
25:00 <British^Meat> scat
25:00 <faux> lollll you must have been in for a shock when you ate corn
25:00 <Loof> digest my seed
25:00 <Skirmish> Why eat them then! I don't get it. 
25:00 <faux> I love sesame seeds hnggbgng
25:00 <faux> I put them in most of my cooking 
25:00 <Skirmish> I like soy linseed bread rolls. 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> cape seed rolls from bakers delight
25:00 <katatonic_kate01>  the best ever
25:00 <Skirmish> Apparently they are great for menopause. 
26:00 <faux> K I'm gonna go and watch teevs and hopefully sleep
26:00 <faux> Nini lovelies
27:00 <aam> Nini lurveleh
27:00 <British^Meat> ha great for it?
27:00 <British^Meat> like, do they reverse it?
27:00 <British^Meat> reverse menopause, suddenly hit puberty
27:00 <Skirmish> lol maybe lessen the psychoness? 
27:00 <British^Meat> heh
28:00 <Digerati> Simba.... awhhh, so sorry :) haha, I have alway's been polite to people & respectful for over 15 years on Austnet, but now most of you are just cold blooded cruel bastards, this place has changed since you went on... to full chaos, all the oldies of Austnet are gone, because they got sick of the cold and cruel people here you invited and made friends with, the so called : "newbies"... in actual fact, this irc
28:00 <Digerati>  server has lost almost 75% of users compared back to early 2000's, and you can't zline someone just because he/she don't like you :) haha, and as for your threats, the only way you can defeat someone is by lying and using your so called friends here to protect you from your slander/lies, and how you act so innocent, and  think you are a genius and elite to become a op.
28:00 <British^Meat> womb friendly
28:00 <British^Meat> ugh ffs
28:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU_in_BNJlg
28:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz Lyrics Views: 3,252,369   Uploaded:  Jul 19, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 52 Seconds 
29:00 <British^Meat> how many ppl have you z-lined simba?
29:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
29:00 <[Maverick]> I think with that little outburst 
29:00 <British^Meat> yer, i mean i just cant dedicate myself to IRC that much :/
30:00 <British^Meat> I bet he's been thinking about that all day :|
30:00 <Skirmish> he should have completed the butthurt forum and sent to Serenity
31:00 <[Maverick]> haha we need that form back 
31:00 <simba> what the fuck is that
31:00 <Serenity> LOL that form
31:00 <Skirmish> I couldn't find the original. 
31:00 <Maurice> Serenity and faux, have you seen this http://www.nova937.com.au/entertainment/regina-georges-little-sister-11-years-later
31:00 <Skirmish> Made up a new one tonight. 
32:00 <Skirmish> http://pastebin.com/aR33gqNV
33:00 <Dugnuts> sup lori
33:00 <Maurice> Not much, you?
33:00 <Dugnuts> not a lot
33:00 <[Maverick]> Maurice: so fetch. 
34:00 <Dugnuts> had a date on wednesday
34:00 <Maurice> Yeah?
34:00 <Maurice> Was he nice?
34:00 <Dugnuts> pretty sure she doesnt want to go out again tho
34:00 <Skirmish> lol
34:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
34:00 <Maurice> What'd you do
34:00 <Dugnuts> had a yum dinner
34:00 <Dugnuts> watched kingsman
34:00 <Dugnuts> i had a lot of fun
34:00 <Dugnuts> guess it was one way
35:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsgWUq0fdKk&index=24&list=RD8HE9OQ4FnkQ
35:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Total Eclipse of the Heart Literal Video Version Views: 1,181,376   Uploaded: Published on Sep 1, 2013 Duration: 5 Minutes 34 Seconds 
35:00 <Maurice> Is Kingsman good?
35:00 <simba> no
36:00 <Dugnuts> yes
36:00 <Dugnuts> absolutely hilarious
36:00 <Dugnuts> i havent enjoyed a movie that much in a long time
36:00 <Dugnuts> if you like action comedies
36:00 <Dugnuts> you'll like it
36:00 <Maurice> Might look for a torrent
36:00 <Serenity> simba what did you do to the old man
36:00 <Dugnuts> yeah its not out yet
36:00 <British^Meat> THREATENED HIM
37:00 <Dugnuts> but it really is worth going to the movies for
37:00 <Dugnuts> and i dont say that often
37:00 <British^Meat> I still dont get why that dude, and nameless dudes who will remain namelss of his ilk always blame everyone else
37:00 <simba> nothing
38:00 <simba> tonight
38:00 <British^Meat> its everyone else who has the problem/is an idiot/etc
41:00 <Dugnuts> well obviously
42:00 <aam> Bbs/l
42:00 <Dugnuts> isnt it normal in modern society to blame everyone but yourself?
43:00 <Skirmish> Work for some people. 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much dugnuts
47:00 <Dugnuts> yeah thats what i thought
47:00 <Dugnuts> bleh
47:00 <Dugnuts> maybe i should just go for random sex instead of a relationship
47:00 <Dugnuts> its definitely easier
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, go get a flesh light
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> or a real doll
48:00 <Dugnuts> ...
48:00 <Dugnuts> no
48:00 <Dugnuts> im not that sad
48:00 <British^Meat> cum
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> random sex it is then
48:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> Where is vivek?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> random sex can only sustain you for so long
48:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> !seen vivek
48:00 <Dugnuts> can sustain you longer than loneliness can
48:00 <Dugnuts> thats for sure
49:00 <TenTonneSkeleton> `seen vivek
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> humans crave intimacy 
49:00 <Dugnuts> indeed we do
50:00 <Dugnuts> heh
50:00 <Dugnuts> hugh
50:00 <Dugnuts> jack
50:00 <Dugnuts> man the battlestations
50:00 <Dugnuts> penguins is hilarious
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
53:00 <Dugnuts> of madagascar
54:00 <Dugnuts> so funny
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> the penguins
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> they are hilarious! 
55:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
55:00 <Dugnuts> have you watched the movie?
57:00 <Skirmish> King Julian is better than the penguins. 
58:00 <Skirmish> Hands down. 
58:00 <Dugnuts> man
58:00 <Dugnuts> the penguins made the madagascar movies
58:00 <Dugnuts> no doubt about it
58:00 <Dugnuts> and their own movie
58:00 <Dugnuts> HILARIOUS
59:00 <Skirmish> No way. 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the penguins totes made the movies
59:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha jetpacks are awesome
59:00 <Dugnuts> hahahah
59:00 <Dugnuts> omg
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i went and saw the recent penguin movie - pretty funny
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