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01:00 <Kynetic> is that really meant to fool anyone picard?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt needs another zline ... harrassing me all over the shop
06:00 <Kynetic> ah.. i see the ban now
06:00 <Kynetic> i guess im a cunt now too
10:00 <Kynetic> mind you. i do resemble that remark.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you know why I actually like talking to you?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you actually seem to get the humour and don't think everything is antogonistic
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I come here for fun ... if I wanna fight I'll go down the pub or something
11:00 <Kynetic> fuck yea
11:00 <Kynetic> lets go down the pub and get into a fight
11:00 <Kynetic> ill glass some cunce
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> too much effort!
11:00 <Kynetic> see how many we can both glass before we get glassed ourselves
11:00 <Kynetic> most glassings gets a free round
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I mean though 
12:00 <Kynetic> yea
12:00 <Kynetic> i do enjoy a good glassin tho
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I do too ... from a distance
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> from a distance!
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> *sings*
15:00 <Bastardly_One> your turn next Kynetic
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be gentleman like
16:00 <Kynetic> fuck
16:00 <Kynetic> i was gonna glass him
16:00 <Kynetic> ill just have to glass mashpotato instead
17:00 <Bastardly_One> better catch up
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 2 up on you
22:00 <slinky_J> I was almost kidnapped
22:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
22:00 <slinky_J> fun time
23:00 <Bastardly_One> only almost :(
25:00 <Maurice> Did they drop you under the first street light
25:00 <slinky_J> yer
26:00 <slinky_J> no
26:00 <slinky_J> if I were a woman Maurice
26:00 <slinky_J> and said how I was walking home..
27:00 <slinky_J> great Maurice that would give a fuck if it were somebody she liked.
27:00 <British^Meat> he's gonna pop....
27:00 <Maurice> You're confusing me with someone who would give a shit, but the line I said is one my mum always said about us when we were kids
28:00 <Maurice> So get a grip
28:00 <slinky_J> come over BM
28:00 <slinky_J> I'll pop
28:00 <slinky_J> in ur arse.
28:00 <slinky_J> babez
28:00 <slinky_J> you weak cunt
29:00 <slinky_J> Maurice you weak cunt
29:00 <slinky_J> I type something and it's your personal mission to be a bitch
29:00 <Maurice> Ahh it's gonna be one of those nights
29:00 <slinky_J> why not ask me how I feel?
29:00 <slinky_J> oh shut up cunt
29:00 <Maurice> Well you laughed, so I'd say you're fine
29:00 <slinky_J> I laugh because I can't believe I walked home
29:00 <slinky_J> so yer
29:00 <steven_> loool
29:00 <slinky_J> you fight your way outta a van
29:00 <slinky_J> okay
29:00 <slinky_J> cunt
30:00 <slinky_J> ban me
30:00 <slinky_J> go thru what i just went through
31:00 <Maurice> Ok bye
34:00 <Bastardly_One> what a load of shit 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
34:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what just happened?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I was abducted by aliens 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> how long was I gone for?
45:00 <faux> Not long enough.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fair 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> not letting you know I laughed
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
58:00 <Bastardly_One> have you got up to where you have to pick mages or templars yet?
58:00 <Loof> nope i started again
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I've done so much I have no idea what is happening
59:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so almost tempted to do the same thing
59:00 <Loof> yeah that's what the ign reviewer said happens
59:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
59:00 <Loof> can't be avoided with these massive games
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... but I seriously can't remember half the shit of the turns that it's taken for me 
00:00 <Loof> i mean 50gb
00:00 <Loof> that's insane
00:00 <Bastardly_One> what I mean by that is it's a personal experience based on your decisions
00:00 <Loof> yeah
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and half the characters, I'm like ... yeah I remember you from missions ago
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but what the fuck?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <Loof> haha
01:00 <Loof> i've become fond of the game
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I told ya 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the loot is the most annoying part
02:00 <Bastardly_One> distributing it gets hectic as fuck
02:00 <Loof> do you bother with recipes?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I've like 6 companions I think 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I figure if I am ever going near one of those dragons though I am gonna need some of those schematics for sure
03:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't believe it when I accidently ran into the one I did 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> a human warrior using double handed weapons is good if you don't want to think in combat though
04:00 <Bastardly_One> just a thought
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never used those overhead tactics though
06:00 <Loof> i never use that shit
08:00 <Loof> might hit some inquisition on the psvita while i irc
10:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I am thinking of playing some more
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am in such an inventory dilemna
11:00 <Loof> i saw a guy lvl 2034 on gta the other day lol
11:00 <Loof> max is 5000 can you believe that shit
11:00 <Loof> talk about OP
13:00 <Loof> yay found the horsemaster
13:00 <Loof> hope this means i get a mount
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
14:00 <Bastardly_One> see his daughter
15:00 <Bastardly_One> she makes you do about 3 races
15:00 <Bastardly_One> then you get a horsie
16:00 <Loof> fuk
16:00 <psYbR> http://tanglesgaming.com/test/console.php
16:00 <psYbR> tell me what you think :)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, he does become an agent though
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you've a bit to do around that farm first
18:00 <Loof> got the horse
18:00 <Loof> didn't do the races
18:00 <Loof> L1 to summon mount
18:00 <Loof> nice
22:00 <Loof> mount makes erything more awesome
22:00 <Bastardly_One> call it a horse
22:00 <Loof> i'm supposed to have got some awesome mount for paying extra for the game
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you freak
22:00 <Loof> wonder when i get that shit
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Haven next to the blacksmith
23:00 <Bastardly_One> is your stables
23:00 <Loof> cool
23:00 <Loof> i'll go check that shit now
26:00 <Loof> the games calls them mounts lol
26:00 <Loof> "CHOOSE A MOUNT"
27:00 <Loof> cause there's more than just horses
27:00 <Loof> there's dracolisks, harts and exotics too
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
27:00 <wheres_steven> it's a dog's life geralt i'll tell ya that much
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the wrong disc is in 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <Loof> digital ftw!
43:00 <Loof> yay level up
52:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzRTQ8Yaipw
53:00 <beehhh> aliens from one of the saturn's moon
54:00 <beehhh> i saw them sending back signals to the planet that morning drawing some sort of lines
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
57:00 <beehhh> you think im joking right
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't give a fuck
58:00 <milk> no body ever gives a fuck, you have to pay
58:00 <beehhh> http://consumer.huawei.com/minisite/worldwide/Ascend-Mate7/
59:00 <beehhh> a man somalian refugee running a van mad into cafe is alright by you
59:00 <beehhh> people allowed to bring kilos of ice but you refused my study permit
00:00 <Loof> <psYbR> http://tanglesgaming.com/test/console.php <-- what dat?
02:00 <milk> beehhh are you an islamic terrorist?
02:00 <beehhh> i couldnt comfort my dad from crying after they refused my post grad visa and promised myself i will never return despite all of my siblings are citizens now to australia
03:00 <beehhh> Im going to study MSc in Computing studies at Westminister University in London
04:00 <milk> thats better
04:00 <milk> higher quality
05:00 <wheres_steven> this sputterbox doesn't let up
06:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/26461052/police-seize-12-million-worth-of-drugs/
06:00 <milk> why would anyone want to shoot a drug dealer?
07:00 <WoodyJohnson> Sup ladies
08:00 <sputterbox> [11/07/08 20:29] <Death_Dealer> Yeh i m a dreamer till you kicked me out
08:00 <sputterbox> this spastic has been blowing his pot since 2008
08:00 <sputterbox> he's still on here
08:00 <sputterbox> blowing his fuses
08:00 <sputterbox> the fuck is wrong with him
08:00 <beehhh> its a shame perhaps laughable to you but it aint gonna be easy on me for years to come
08:00 <sputterbox> fuckin beehhh
09:00 <WoodyJohnson> no thanks
09:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONWLKwDF5ps
09:00 <sputterbox> you have the mental illness fortitude of pieter
10:00 <beehhh> ive never had nothing like anything this before
12:00 <STINKFIST> sup sweethearts?
12:00 <WoodyJohnson> Just my dick
12:00 <STINKFIST> so not a lot
12:00 <STINKFIST> unfortunate
12:00 <WoodyJohnson> Nah heaps
13:00 <STINKFIST> OK la
13:00 <beehhh> STINKFIST 43000 new apartments to be built in brissie each other trying to match china's demand, what is your say, its an easy question
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> stinky!
14:00 <beehhh> *each year
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> <3
14:00 <Loof> hey stinkfist :)
14:00 <STINKFIST> nothing to say
14:00 <beehhh> I wish ms bishop gave a death stare on my immigration case
14:00 <STINKFIST> I own 2 properties in Brisbane
14:00 <STINKFIST> bring on the Chinese
15:00 <STINKFIST> hey Loof mate :)
15:00 <STINKFIST> and, no offense to you Loof, especially hi to Kate
15:00 <STINKFIST> (she's mad spunky)
15:00 <beehhh> walk the dinosaour
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> why hello!
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's been doin'?
16:00 <Loof> np lol
16:00 <Loof> someone buy me dis: www.lg.com/us/monitors/lg-34UC97-S-ultrawide-monitor
16:00 <beehhh> malcom turnbull isnt fit to become a PM
17:00 <beehhh> Tony abbott is just perfect for another term
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck up beehhh
19:00 <STINKFIST> man
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
19:00 <STINKFIST> lately my computer went to shit
19:00 <STINKFIST> I pulled the side off
19:00 <STINKFIST> vacuumed the fuck out of the inside
19:00 <STINKFIST> all that good shit
19:00 <STINKFIST> then I realised that when I played Steam games, only SOME were fucking bollocks
19:00 <beehhh> i have pic of katatonic_kate01s new bf
19:00 <STINKFIST> so further inspection made me realise that... the SSD is fine
19:00 <STINKFIST> the other HDD isn't
20:00 <STINKFIST> motherfucker.
20:00 <STINKFIST> so I bought a new HDD, received it today
20:00 <STINKFIST> need to install it tomorrow
20:00 <STINKFIST> buuuuut
20:00 <STINKFIST> Soundwave :D
20:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/26459992/drug-driver-jailed-over-cafae-mayhem/
21:00 <beehhh> he's handsome too with planty of rage for straya
22:00 <Loof> i just upgraded my pc
22:00 <Loof> my wife is spending 3 grand on a new pc in a few months
23:00 <Loof> trying to convince her not to go apple
23:00 <STINKFIST> lol
23:00 <beehhh> dont get apple they are shit
23:00 <STINKFIST> missus spends $200 on a a fucking shirt
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> APPLE is the best
23:00 <STINKFIST> but then the washing machine doesn't treat it right
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> once you try mac you wouldn't go back
23:00 <STINKFIST> and hand washing is a drama
23:00 <STINKFIST> so need a new washing machine
23:00 <beehhh> i suggest a good one for woofy
23:00 <Loof> i've been researching for a few hours apple's aren't as powerful for the price
23:00 <Loof> apples*
24:00 <STINKFIST> lol Loof
24:00 <beehhh> asian apple seed
24:00 <STINKFIST> if you'ret taking the piss, that's a brilliantly understated satire
24:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <STINKFIST> if you're serious... I don't know what to say :P
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
24:00 <Loof> i'm high who knows
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm using a mac now
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> so shut up
24:00 <STINKFIST> being high never made a man incorrect
24:00 <STINKFIST> only incoherent
25:00 <STINKFIST> hey, don't get me wrong
25:00 <beehhh> http://www.dell.com/au/p/inspiron-2350-aio/pd?oc=y210172au&model_id=inspiron-2350-aio
25:00 <STINKFIST> if you need to write
25:00 <STINKFIST> "PLEASE HELP! NEED TOILET PAPER!"
25:00 <beehhh> good stuff
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <STINKFIST> I'd take a Mac anyday
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i use it for uni and whoring that's bout it
25:00 <STINKFIST> if you need to do anything other than menial tasks
25:00 <STINKFIST> I wouldn;t
25:00 <Loof> even the best mac has a shit graphics card
25:00 <STINKFIST> but, who the fuck uses their PC for more than MS Office or equivalent, and surfing?
26:00 <STINKFIST> and games.
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i don't care,i don't game
26:00 <STINKFIST> and these days you can do all on Mac
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
26:00 <beehhh> get that one if you wanna built an alien spacecraft
26:00 <STINKFIST> so more powert
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> done and dused
26:00 <STINKFIST> my missus Macs
26:00 <STINKFIST> I PC
26:00 <Loof> if you think the graphics card is just for games you don't know shit
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehh 
26:00 <STINKFIST> you know what's rad though?
26:00 <beehhh> dell 7000 i7 allinone
26:00 <STINKFIST> never had to fucking spend 2 days solid
26:00 <STINKFIST> fixing virus issues
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're the most annoying person ever
26:00 <STINKFIST> since she got a mac
26:00 <STINKFIST> so more fucking power
26:00 <STINKFIST> oh yeah, fo rreal right Kate?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
27:00 <STINKFIST> it's like he takes value from existence
27:00 <STINKFIST> generally I feel all people are worthwhile
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
27:00 <STINKFIST> in some way
27:00 <STINKFIST> but this guy
27:00 <Loof> i'm not worthwhile
27:00 <STINKFIST> every abortion that takes place adds justification to him
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i hear ya
27:00 <Loof> i literally just smoke weed all day
27:00 <STINKFIST> and I am majorly pro-abortion
27:00 <STINKFIST> he's like the reverse-highlander
27:00 <STINKFIST> THERE CAN ONLY BE NONE
27:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <beehhh> http://www.dell.com/au/p/xps-27-2720-aio/pd?oc=y210194au&model_id=xps-27-2720-aio
28:00 <STINKFIST> I reckon if we truly investigated
28:00 <beehhh> this perhaps for 3k
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> smoke then bed, i totes need beauty sleep
28:00 <STINKFIST> we'd find out he's a fucking Liberal party while rich wanker
28:00 <STINKFIST> doing his part to make us hate foreigners 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <Loof> false flagging us
28:00 <STINKFIST> while = white
28:00 <STINKFIST> yeah for sure
29:00 <STINKFIST> i disappeared off this shit for a couple years
29:00 <STINKFIST> come back, he's still here
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> you were greatly missed!
29:00 <beehhh> anyone got a spare ciggy?
30:00 <Loof> man i could use a beer
30:00 <Loof> haven't had alcohol in like a year
30:00 <Loof> longer
30:00 <Loof> messes with my meds
30:00 <Loof> massive headaches
30:00 <beehhh> dell dont sold in shops must order online
30:00 <Loof> not worth it
31:00 <beehhh> apples are made in china cheap factory in commercial basis
32:00 <beehhh> thats why everyone got one
33:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjZI18GRuIk
33:00 <Loof> should have got a 3ds instead of a psvita
33:00 <Loof> *sigh*
33:00 <Loof> why didn't i listen to simba!
34:00 <Loof> cant even put youtube on it
34:00 <Loof> or skype (both not allowed in austfailia)
34:00 <STINKFIST> ugh
35:00 <STINKFIST> if she is gone then I am too
35:00 <STINKFIST> gotta be up in 5.5 hours
35:00 <STINKFIST> circuit training
35:00 <STINKFIST> motherfucker
35:00 <STINKFIST> then soundwave, hope I can get a nap in before it starts
35:00 <STINKFIST> peace dudes
35:00 <Loof> night man
35:00 <STINKFIST> and if you fuckers don't know
35:00 <STINKFIST> Mogwai is touring right now
35:00 <STINKFIST> get tickets, and get stoned
35:00 <STINKFIST> in that order.
36:00 <beehhh> i wake up late is best
36:00 <Loof> soundwave would be awesome
36:00 <Loof> lucky sob
36:00 <beehhh> i hope she never comes back
36:00 <STINKFIST> no luck
36:00 <STINKFIST> just bought a ticket :P
36:00 <STINKFIST> two actually
37:00 <STINKFIST> got them for the missus' birthday
37:00 <STINKFIST> which means I miss Ministry in favour of Mazza Manson
37:00 <beehhh> what missus
37:00 <STINKFIST> but its a small price to pay
37:00 <Loof> i haven't been to a live event in a decade
38:00 <beehhh> i used to go to the post office and check out the cheapest and latest outright phones
38:00 <Loof> heard there's snifferdogs and shit these days
38:00 <Loof> sounds lame
38:00 <beehhh> i bought stamps
38:00 <Loof> fuck live music straight and sober
39:00 <beehhh> like the edge of stamp on your left thumb
39:00 <STINKFIST> peace dudes
40:00 <beehhh> she needs a monster dick
40:00 <beehhh> bitch used my money only
44:00 <milk> did your female leave you?
44:00 <beehhh> yeah in 99
45:00 <milk> I would buy a new phone, but I never use it
46:00 <beehhh> octacore processors are really fast
47:00 <milk> you do more than calls and texts?
47:00 <WoodyJohnson> Digerati's phone has 64 processors
49:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzDBaGs75XM
50:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
50:00 <WoodyJohnson> Ok
51:00 <sputterbox> 15,0115ð 00Loof15 bong
51:00 <sputterbox> the bong and the restless
51:00 <Loof> http://youtu.be/CyU9BVX4rEU
53:00 <beehhh> since you gave me non option i hope it goes the same for you
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
01:00 <Loof> http://www.wired.com/2015/02/voormi-core-technology/
03:00 <Maurice> Maths, science, history unravelling the mystery
40:00 <soulcalibre> hi anyone awake?
38:00 <zain> oh wow
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
40:00 <zain> leonard nimoy is dead :(
40:00 <zain> rip god rest his soul
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
41:00 <zain> live long and prosper, my friend
53:00 <soulcalibre> so sad
53:00 <soulcalibre> we sad for him
56:00 <soulcalibre> hello why a gline?
00:00 <soulcalibre> [Q-Lined: Reserved for staff]
01:00 <sputterbox> seems your sputterbox is out of alignment mate
01:00 <sputterbox> better get it tuned up
01:00 <sputterbox> you might sputter some shit all over the place
02:00 <soulcalibre> NAH PROBLEM
02:00 <soulcalibre> ppl like BlackDevil
03:00 <soulcalibre> no one even likes him, he's this old usa stoner lives on a dead aussie network doing nothing with his life
03:00 <sputterbox> i fuckin warned ya mate
03:00 <sputterbox> now look what you did
03:00 <sputterbox> there's shit all over the place
03:00 <DoC> fuck off plivent
03:00 <sputterbox> all this filth and bile spraying out of your sputterbox
04:00 <DoC> u stupid fuckwit
04:00 <sputterbox> FUCKIN GET IT TUNED YA SPASTIC
05:00 <soulcalibre> sputterbox
05:00 <soulcalibre> filth bile
11:00 <soulcalibre> guess its nobody tonight
11:00 <soulcalibre> ...
15:00 <soulcalibre> here is nobody
53:00 <under> hi
05:00 <Nikky`> All happening
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps!
53:00 <Skirmish> What is going on Mz Kate.
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummmmmm nothing much - post in pics on the other network lol
56:00 <Skirmish> Surprised you haven't cracked it and left it yet.
56:00 <Skirmish> Ring your mum and tell her to come have lunch with me.
57:00 <Skirmish> She's on the central coast yeah?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is yep! Today
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> I could have gone up… today… but i'm having a child free day
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'll have to come down
57:00 <Skirmish> Sounds lovely.
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i have to go get ready in like…. oh an hour or so 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> go get my nails did…. 
59:00 <Skirmish> Chinese sweat shop?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
59:00 <Skirmish> lol that's terrible.
59:00 <Skirmish> Where is your social conscious!
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i work with peeps who work with trafficked and enslaved peeps
03:00 <Skirmish> So you get your nails did cheap?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's good enough
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> AND i buy fair trade chocolate!
04:00 <Skirmish> lol you are a champion for social equality.
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
04:00 <C}{RIS> hi
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> I buy enough chocolate to make a difference :P
04:00 <C}{RIS> cuddles
04:00 <Skirmish> I bought Kayla's friend a block of cadbury chocolate knowing that she was 'anti halal' just for the reaction value.
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> what you doing today Skirnish 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah you're such a cunt :P
05:00 <Skirmish> At work. It's a quiet day operations wise though so got more time than I expected to have. Still getting started.
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fun times!
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Had I known you'd be on the coast.....
05:00 <Skirmish> Daylight savings ends the weekend after this one. WOOT!
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOOOOOOOOT
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Last week of summer
05:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: Yeah we could have met up for a quicky!
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> THANK FUCK!
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, totes!
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah well.. in 3 months mum will be back down
07:00 <Floss> i havent seen the halal logo on cadburys choc yet
07:00 <Cosgrove> aye skirm :)
07:00 <Skirmish> Floss: It's there.
08:00 <Floss> Yes I know it is I just haven't seen it
08:00 <Skirmish> I think the entire anti halal thing is a joke.
09:00 <Floss> arent companies paid a lot of money to have that logo on their products
09:00 <Floss> ITS ISIS BLOOD MONEY 
09:00 <Skirmish> Companies pay to have it, just like some companies pay for the heart tick or the Australian Made logo.
10:00 <Skirmish> Hi Cosgrove.
10:00 <Floss> THE MONEY GOES STRAIGHT TO THE TEWWOWISTS
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you stop talking about chocolate
10:00 <Floss> i have to hide any chocolate I get, my 2 nephews can smell that stuff for miles
11:00 <Serenity> why dont they have dls in winter
11:00 <Serenity> when it would matter
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oo ooh 12 monkeys (tv show) is good!
12:00 <Floss> 12 monkeys....
14:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like a type of alcohol.
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw some kinda time travel + save the world from death kinda deal 
15:00 <Skirmish> 'Honey can you buy me a 6 pack of 12 monkeys on the way home, thanks'
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
17:00 <Skirmish> I ate an Italian Meatball roll off the snack truck that comes around .... I think I may regret that later.
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> um yes! Always!
17:00 <Skirmish> Should have just stuck with my re-heated singapore noodles.
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> um yes!
18:00 <Skirmish> Well next time I will plan it properly and you can come bring me lunch.
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - oh can I just
18:00 <Skirmish> I will bring the picnic blanket.
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> and condoms!
19:00 <Skirmish> NEVER!
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh :P
19:00 <Skirmish> Ride it bare back cowgirl!
20:00 <Floss> that really gives you a sore fanny
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, wrap yo' dick in a condom 
20:00 <bhugor> condoms always with the condoms
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> public health announcement - for the better of humankind
21:00 <bhugor> cupcake condoms dick condoms next it will be ebola condoms
21:00 <Skirmish> I think a child with both of our genes would be a massive step forward for humankind Kate.
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> cupcake condoms!
22:00 <bhugor> bit hard to swallow though
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, possibly Skirmish 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> except, i don't want any more kids right now
23:00 <Skirmish> You won't have it right now ... it takes 9 months you know :P
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> more to the point, i don't want to be pregnant! IT"S HELL!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> and I balloon like a beached whale
24:00 <Skirmish> But your bewbs would go D cup easy!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
24:00 <Skirmish> lol cheap breast enlargements!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <bhugor> you can even play knee soccer with them when you are finished
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <bhugor> health benefit too
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> keep you warm in winter
25:00 <Skirmish> Maybe if she was 3 feet tall ...
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm tallish
25:00 <bhugor> im shortish
25:00 <Skirmish> How tall? I don't like women taller than me.
26:00 <bhugor> 3 feet tall is always beneficial though skirmish
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> 5'8 ish
26:00 <bhugor> short
26:00 <Skirmish> Our love tryst would be over before it begins .... oh that's not tall at all. That's perfect size.
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> how short are you bhugor
27:00 <bhugor> well in comparison to shaq i am
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah so am I
27:00 <bhugor> 6'6
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're 6'6 bhugor?
28:00 <bhugor> yes
28:00 <bhugor> told you i was short compared to shaq
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <Skirmish> I reckon my son will be 6 foot tall by this time next year.
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
28:00 <bhugor> 5'8 is ok i guess :P
29:00 <Skirmish> I think he will top out at about 6 foot 3-4.
29:00 <bhugor> good height skirmish
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> 5'8 - 5'9 
29:00 <bhugor> can get clothes and shoes easily
29:00 <Skirmish> Taller than me.
29:00 <bhugor> 6'6 is fooked for that shit
29:00 <bhugor> tailored made most of the time
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh b/s
29:00 <Skirmish> I'm 6 foot 1 with size 14 shoes. You know what they say about guys with big feet ;)
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can get clothes ok….
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skirmish 
30:00 <bhugor> big shoes ?
30:00 <bhugor> nah seriously kate
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know dudes who are 6'6
30:00 <bhugor> ive had mates gfs all try to clothe me
30:00 <bhugor> skinny or wide ?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> on the wider side
31:00 <bhugor> im quite large shouldered
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
31:00 <bhugor> i had a tailor nearly flip out at how long my arm length was
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <Skirmish> I am skeptical of this story.
32:00 <bhugor> you can be skeptical all you like
32:00 <Skirmish> I will be.
32:00 <bhugor> he was really measuring my penis
32:00 <bhugor> is that what you want to hear ?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my
33:00 <bhugor> haha
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> *fans myself*
33:00 <Skirmish> I don't want to hear anything.
33:00 <bhugor> well work pants are the main issue
34:00 <bhugor> i have found out that at jeans west you can get uncut pants
34:00 <bhugor> and they will send them to you
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> especially in the pants
34:00 <bhugor> and i get the lady down the road to cut em off
34:00 <bhugor> work shirts are bad as well i have a 98 arm
34:00 <bhugor> wtf that means
35:00 <Skirmish> It's your arm size and you don't know what it means?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh less talk about cock size
35:00 <bhugor> no
35:00 <bhugor> i dont have too
35:00 <bhugor> i go tailor
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops
36:00 <bhugor> tailor measures tells me
36:00 <Skirmish> lol
36:00 <bhugor> tailor makes shirt
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh - less talk about clothes - more talk about cock size
36:00 <Skirmish> Ignorance is bliss
36:00 <bhugor> i buy shirt
36:00 <bhugor> shirt fit
36:00 <bhugor> i happy
36:00 <bhugor> tada
36:00 <bhugor> ok my cock is like an arm holding an apple
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds painful
38:00 <bhugor> especially when it gets caught in zippers
38:00 <bhugor> i didnt say the size of the arm yet
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ouch!
41:00 <Skirmish> You'd best be getting ready to go out Kate.
42:00 <Skirmish> Hour is nearly up.
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…… i'm watching 12 monkeys
42:00 <bhugor> thats not a nice thing to call your children
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't have 12 kids!
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> however the only other tall dude i know that use to chat here probably has 12kids!
44:00 <bhugor> well i can tell you now
45:00 <bhugor> i dont have 12
45:00 <bhugor> f that!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> 5?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> is your name anthony?
45:00 <bhugor> nooo
45:00 <bhugor> 2 is enough
46:00 <bhugor> chop chop done as well
46:00 <bhugor> so definately no more!
47:00 <Skirmish> The Anthoney that knocked up Kelevra?
48:00 <bhugor> i havent irced for a very long time
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways… i'm off to get my nails did
15:00 <bee_girl> Morning
16:00 <C}{RIS> hi bee_girl
16:00 <bee_girl> How are you Chris
16:00 <C}{RIS> never mind me how are u
16:00 <C}{RIS> :P
16:00 <C}{RIS> lovely bee
17:00 <bee_girl> I'm better than some, worse than others
17:00 <C}{RIS> i cleaned my kitchen
18:00 <C}{RIS> well almost done
26:00 <bee_girl> I'm about to do that too
26:00 <bee_girl> My mum is visiting soon
26:00 <bee_girl> 😁
26:00 <C}{RIS> <3
58:00 <Skirmish> Tis very quiet.
03:00 <bhugor> its lunch time
05:00 <C}{RIS> made a song
05:00 <C}{RIS> lols
06:00 <Skirmish> Don't link it.
06:00 <C}{RIS> not gonna
06:00 <C}{RIS> cause Skirmish is gay
07:00 <Skirmish> You wish, jellyfish.
07:00 <C}{RIS> nah man
11:00 <Serenity> http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/the-colour-of-this-dress-is-totally-dividing-the-world-what-colour-do-you-see/story-fnjwnhzf-1227241296072
14:00 <Skirmish> I see blue and black.
15:00 <goddess_of_cake> Peeps
15:00 <Mew> cakesta
16:00 <goddess_of_cake> Sup?
16:00 <goddess_of_cake> I'm
16:00 <Mew> not much just on me lunch
16:00 <Mew> U
16:00 <Serenity> the dress is white and gold
16:00 <Mew> R
16:00 <Skirmish> How do your nails look?
16:00 <goddess_of_cake> I'm getting then done now...
17:00 <goddess_of_cake> Well, waiting to
17:00 <Mew> Ooo what are u getting
17:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Whatever it is ... I see Blue and Black.
17:00 <goddess_of_cake> Hence chatting here to kill time 
17:00 <goddess_of_cake> Um just infills
17:00 <Skirmish> You just couldn't stand another second not chatting to me. It's ok, I adore you too Kate.
17:00 <ShadowLurker> how do you even see black
18:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol 
18:00 <Mew> I want acrylics again ;( 
18:00 <ShadowLurker> its clearly white and gold in a lighting situation that gives it a blue hue
18:00 <Skirmish> Blue dress, black trim ShadowLurker.
18:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yeah Skirmish, totes feel the same <3 
18:00 <Skirmish> If only I could believe you Kate.
18:00 <Serenity> the actual dress is white and gold. but some people see black and blue otheres see white and gold
18:00 <Serenity> some see blue and gold
19:00 <goddess_of_cake> What isn't there to believe! My gawd
19:00 <goddess_of_cake> Links to dress?
19:00 <goddess_of_cake> Btw this coffee is da bomb! 
19:00 <Serenity> http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/the-colour-of-this-dress-is-totally-dividing-the-world-what-colour-do-you-see/story-fnjwnhzf-1227241296072
20:00 <Skirmish> I will be having a lovely caramel latte with breakfast in the morning with my son.
20:00 <Serenity> i had a shitty hjs coffee
20:00 <Serenity> bleh
20:00 <Skirmish> Not sure what I am going to get for breakfast yet.
20:00 <Mew> does it actually depend on mood or more like the colour settings on your phone screen 
21:00 <Serenity> neither
21:00 <goddess_of_cake> See Skirmish we love the same coffee - totes meant to be n stuff 
21:00 <Mew> you lil cutie pies
21:00 <Skirmish> I reserve judgement until we sleep together before I declare us soulmates.
22:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yeah, so do I !
22:00 <goddess_of_cake> The dress
22:00 <Serenity> you two are actually making me ill
22:00 <Serenity> stop it
22:00 <goddess_of_cake> Blue with black lace trim
22:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
22:00 <Skirmish> Kate and I are alike. We see the same thing.
22:00 <Serenity> you are revolting
22:00 <Serenity> CUT IT OUT
22:00 <Skirmish> Lovers ...
23:00 <goddess_of_cake> We can't help it - this .... E-love 
23:00 <Mew> so someone just took the photo in shitty lighting and tried to turn it into a visual mood ring LOL
23:00 <Skirmish> After years and years of animosity it was only a matter of time before we sexed.
23:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol@mew
24:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yeah... Years of tension and trolling
24:00 <Serenity> no
24:00 <Serenity> its called the McCollough effect
24:00 <Serenity> people genuinely see the colours differently
24:00 <Skirmish> Explain.
24:00 <goddess_of_cake> Which has manifested into sexual tension 
24:00 <Skirmish> Oh I thought you meant to the building sexual tension between Kate and I was the McCollough effect.
24:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol!
25:00 <Mew> that's the mccumbucket effect
25:00 <goddess_of_cake> Could be applied 
25:00 <goddess_of_cake> lol 
25:00 <Skirmish> lol mew
25:00 <Serenity> im not even paying attention to you two
25:00 <goddess_of_cake> KFC effect!
25:00 <Serenity> you make me sick
25:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol 
25:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yew
25:00 <Skirmish> LOL KFC.
26:00 <goddess_of_cake> More cake for me :p
26:00 <Skirmish> feed each other the skin we've pulled from a bucket of chicken.
26:00 <Skirmish> It's true love.
26:00 <Mew> easy lube
26:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oh totes... I'm head over heels here 
26:00 <Skirmish> Wipe off my doodle using a KFC wet wipe after it's all said and done.
26:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
27:00 <Mew> Just like patty the daytime hooker
27:00 <Skirmish> Use the plastic bag the straw/napkin/spoon comes in as a condom.
27:00 <goddess_of_cake> You better buy me some
27:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
28:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oh good at least you're thinking of safe sex now
28:00 <Skirmish> From this moment on, I shall forever view a bucket of KFC as the 'Sexy Time Fun Bucket'.
28:00 <goddess_of_cake> It's a start 
28:00 <Mew> Family Feast lmao
28:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
28:00 <Skirmish> After we've eaten and I 'suit up' Kate can put the bucket on her head and then it's GO TIME.
29:00 <goddess_of_cake> Nice
29:00 <Skirmish> Goes home to hubby .... 'Why is your hair all greasy and oily?'
29:00 <goddess_of_cake> Like it never happened 
29:00 <Serenity> `ban kate and skirmish for being repulsive
29:00 <goddess_of_cake> I like!
29:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
29:00 <Skirmish> Kayla says "So it's been 3 months working down the coast now and you've gotten fatter ... why?"
30:00 <Skirmish> Well honey, to have sex with this girl I need to eat a bucket of chicken first.
30:00 <goddess_of_cake>  Hmmm maybe cupcakes too 
30:00 <goddess_of_cake> ?
31:00 <Skirmish> I honestly believe I could get a hand job off you for a 6 x pack of cupcakes from Cupcake Express.
31:00 <goddess_of_cake> Like ditch the KFC and do cupcakes 
31:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oh yeah, perhaps... 
32:00 <goddess_of_cake> I'll hypnotize you with my awesome red nails ....
32:00 <Skirmish> I figure you can eat with the other hand.
32:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yeah, I'm pretty good at multi tasking....
32:00 <Serenity> uh excuse me
33:00 <Serenity> wtf is cupcake express
33:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yeah... Sounds good 
33:00 <Skirmish> Shop that sells nothing but cupcakes here in Newcastle.
33:00 <goddess_of_cake> *faints* 
33:00 <Skirmish> Like, $4 each.
33:00 <Skirmish> Expensive fuckers.
33:00 <goddess_of_cake> For a blow job - cheap as dude 
35:00 <goddess_of_cake> Anyways... Next 
35:00 <Skirmish> https://www.cupcakeespresso.com.au/about
36:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yum!
36:00 <Skirmish> They do a deal of $35 per dozen. Bought a dozen once to see what it's like .... felt ripped.
36:00 <Serenity> oh boy
36:00 <goddess_of_cake> You totally need to do cupcakes for your wedding! They're sooo cute!
37:00 <goddess_of_cake> Sparkle cupcakes - surry hills is shit!
37:00 <Skirmish> It's still an option.
37:00 <Skirmish> Just comes down to cost. I am not paying a dumb amount of money for a cake with little cupcakes all around it.
37:00 <goddess_of_cake> Totes do it and get them boxed for thank you gift thing
38:00 <goddess_of_cake> Well make the cupcakes !!!
38:00 <goddess_of_cake> Get one medium sized wedding cake made all fancy pants... 
38:00 <Serenity> we have this place near by
38:00 <Serenity> http://www.luvacupacake.com.au/
39:00 <goddess_of_cake> Ooo
39:00 <goddess_of_cake> Google cupcakes sydney CBD 
39:00 <goddess_of_cake> And then you'll know why I'm always gonna be voluptuous lol
40:00 <Skirmish> Bad thyroid?
40:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol no - too many cake shops!
40:00 <Serenity> i want krispy kreme
40:00 <goddess_of_cake> Soo many!
41:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yeah I'm over em
41:00 <goddess_of_cake> Do they have em over there
41:00 <Serenity> yuh
41:00 <bhugor> cup cakes are for short people to think they are eating a full cake
42:00 <goddess_of_cake> Cupcakes are the friken best!
42:00 <bhugor> i never get fulfilled by them
42:00 <bhugor> i need a full cake!
42:00 <goddess_of_cake> But I hate dry ones with a fuck load of icing 
43:00 <goddess_of_cake> I totes wanna bake my vegan cupcakes for you guys 
43:00 <goddess_of_cake> They are sooo delicious!
44:00 <Serenity> im thinking about making a pink cheesecake
44:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oooh
44:00 <bhugor> man two cakes i would never eat just mentioned
44:00 <goddess_of_cake> The rainbow one?
44:00 <Serenity> i only have pink and purple colouring haha
44:00 <goddess_of_cake> bhugor:  you wouldn't know 
44:00 <goddess_of_cake> Doh !
45:00 <goddess_of_cake> Serenity:  do pink with Purple Hearts 
46:00 <Serenity> thats a lot of effort
46:00 <Serenity> i just wanna sit with the bowl and eat it
46:00 <goddess_of_cake> Naw 
46:00 <goddess_of_cake> Mix take a tiny bit out few drops of purple...
47:00 <goddess_of_cake> Then kinda pour it in
47:00 <goddess_of_cake> Ah duvk typing with my left hand
47:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <goddess_of_cake> It's tedious as fuck!
48:00 <goddess_of_cake> Ok, what I was meaning to say was
48:00 <ShadowLurker> cheesecake mix + spoon = bliss
49:00 <goddess_of_cake> Pour the purple mixture into the top of the cheese cake - like if you were gonna marble it
49:00 <goddess_of_cake> I like the base more 
49:00 <goddess_of_cake> With a scale of cheese cake
49:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oh duck this fone 
49:00 <Skirmish> All about the base no cake.
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
50:00 <Skirmish> DUCK IT TO HELL.
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> Quack!
50:00 <Serenity> ducking hell
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> :p 
50:00 <Skirmish> motherducker.
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> You duck!
50:00 <Serenity> go get ducked
50:00 <Skirmish> So immature.
50:00 <goddess_of_cake> Duck off....
51:00 <Serenity> grab a ducking clue Skirmish
51:00 <Skirmish> Shut up of I will duck you in the ass.
51:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yeah, what she said
51:00 <goddess_of_cake> Woah....
51:00 <Serenity> dont you give me ducking attitude you duck
51:00 <goddess_of_cake> Ease up tiger woods 
51:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
51:00 <slinky_J> s'all good
51:00 <slinky_J> stripper whipped me last night, pay it forward lol
52:00 <Skirmish> Sif I am tiger woods. I wouldn't be taking no smack down from a chick.
52:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol
52:00 <goddess_of_cake> Oh really
52:00 <goddess_of_cake> *smirks* 
52:00 <Skirmish> Really.
52:00 <Serenity> watching supersize vs super skinny
52:00 <Serenity> WOW
52:00 <Serenity> this womans plate is like 6 inches high with a roast dinner
52:00 <goddess_of_cake> Yeah, Iove that show 
53:00 <Serenity> filled to the edges
53:00 <Skirmish> As an alpha male, I am not the focus of aggression.
53:00 <goddess_of_cake> Alpha male - oh you funny, funny man
53:00 <Serenity> rofl alpha
54:00 <Skirmish> You know it's true. It's why you get a moisty wide on when you think about me just before you drift off tto sleep.
54:00 <Skirmish> On that note, I am going to refill my water bottle.
55:00 <slinky_J> is it a fucking public holiday today or something?
55:00 <Serenity> you would be that new lion male that comes up to challenge the alpha male thinking hes all that.. then gets beaten up
55:00 <goddess_of_cake> Ah. I think that was u, chucking a fat over the thought of me.....
55:00 <goddess_of_cake> Lol @ Serenity 
57:00 <bhugor> cheesecake yuck
57:00 <Skirmish> lol @ the thought of me getting beaten up.
57:00 <bhugor> vegan i could survive with
57:00 <Skirmish> Please ... *struts*
57:00 <Serenity> public holiday monday
58:00 <Serenity> well here
58:00 <Skirmish> What for?
58:00 <Serenity> and no normal person doesnt like cheesecake
58:00 <bhugor> yay i get to look after kids for one more day of the week1
58:00 <Serenity> labor day
58:00 <bhugor> i cant wait ;)
58:00 <Skirmish> I don't think it's a public holiday here for that.
58:00 <Serenity> its only for WA
58:00 <slinky_J> hm
58:00 <ShadowLurker> chyeah boy
58:00 <slinky_J> wonderin why place isnt answering phone
58:00 <slinky_J> thought it may be public holiday
59:00 <bhugor> sorry ours is on the 9th
59:00 <goddess_of_cake> Public hol?
59:00 <goddess_of_cake> Aww man!
59:00 <Serenity> meh
59:00 <ShadowLurker> oh my goodness
59:00 <goddess_of_cake> What public holiday?
59:00 <Serenity> unless ive got vodka i care not
59:00 <ShadowLurker> oh my dayum
59:00 <bhugor> labour day
00:00 <bhugor> cause thats when all your women are meant to give birth
00:00 <ShadowLurker> yes vodka its a must
00:00 <bhugor> not whenever you feel like it!
00:00 <Skirmish> Ain't nobody got time for that.
00:00 <ShadowLurker> they goin ham
03:00 <Skirmish> I wonder what she'd be like in the sack.
04:00 <Skirmish> She's probably freak out. Must be scary being in a sack.
04:00 <Skirmish> She'd*
04:00 <Mew> gosh
05:00 <Serenity> oh skirmish
06:00 <Serenity> that was awful
06:00 <Serenity> rofl
06:00 <Skirmish> :D lol
10:00 <Skirmish> BBL maybe
14:00 <slinky_J> ty anyway
50:00 <Deviant> hmm quiet night .. guess i go to bed
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
54:00 <Christopher> hi hun
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
55:00 <Christopher> lazy weekend?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
56:00 <Christopher> cool
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> just went shopping, lunch, coffee
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i'm gonna plant a lil herb garden later :D
58:00 <Christopher> weed is a herb in some countries
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, herbs… basil, parsley, thyme 
00:00 <Christopher> spok died
00:00 <Christopher> 83
01:00 <Christopher> and russian opposition leader got shot dead
02:00 <Christopher> rip lenard nemoi
16:00 <slinky_J> bye
16:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahahaha
24:00 <slinky_J> oh man it feels good when some fuck that owes you pays you!
24:00 <slinky_J> xD ahehehuhue
24:00 <Cosgrove> You know what feels better? When you shut up.
34:00 <Cosgrove> Thanks. Feels good.
41:00 <C}{RIS> DoC
41:00 <C}{RIS> doctor
41:00 <C}{RIS> i made a track
41:00 <C}{RIS> https://soundcloud.com/daintno/spin-spun
41:00 <doctor> hello chris
41:00 <C}{RIS> hi
42:00 <doctor> creepy
46:00 <slinky_J> bahaha
46:00 <slinky_J> left a note on neighbours car
46:00 <slinky_J> tellin him not to park in my spot anymore
47:00 <slinky_J> the jesus freak is gonn freak over it, dude is double parked in mine and another neighbours right now lol
47:00 <slinky_J> I missed you doctor :P
53:00 <slinky_J> 15:17] <slinky_J> I missed you doctor :P 15:12] <doctor> creepy, just kidding
53:00 <slinky_J> xD
53:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
57:00 <doctor> lol
57:00 <doctor> hey slinky_J 
09:00 <faux> ehahehshhshe
14:00 <Skirmish> Tell me te te te tell me.
14:00 <faux> No
15:00 <Skirmish> How's it going fauxy lauxy?
15:00 <faux> Eh
15:00 <faux> I'm ok
15:00 <faux> Sicknessed
15:00 <faux> How's u
15:00 <Skirmish> Bored at work but feeling fine.
16:00 <faux> Good stuff
17:00 <faux> If one more person asks me what fucking colour that stupid fucking dress is I'm going to scream
19:00 <Skirmish> I read some silly thing that said it was based on what mood you were in!
19:00 <Skirmish> Awww, I am feeling sad .... oh look my shirt changed colour. NO FUCKHEAD, IT'S STILL BLUE!
19:00 <faux> Lmao I read that too
19:00 <faux> People will believe anything 
20:00 <Skirmish> I read it on teh interwebz it MUST be true!
20:00 <faux> My cousin thinks its light blue and gold and she's adamant 
20:00 <faux> I'm like THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKINF OPTION 
20:00 <Skirmish> lol GET OFF THE ANTI DEPRESSENTS!
21:00 <Serenity> white. fuck you
21:00 <Skirmish> It makes sense that I seen it as blue considering right behind this screen is a large blue water bottle.
23:00 <Skirmish> Everyone is ignoring the REAL question. IS the chick that wears the dress hot?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
23:00 <Skirmish> Topless pics Kate, KGO.
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock pics, KGO
24:00 <bhugor> B----D
24:00 <Skirmish> I will consider based on the quality of the topless pics.
24:00 <bhugor> theres a pic of mine
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't have huge boobs ya know
24:00 <Skirmish> I'm not after huge.
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish, it doesn't work like that ya know
24:00 <Skirmish> I won't say no to huge, but not actively seeking.
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock pics first and I may get out the fun bags
24:00 <Skirmish> It works however the hell I want it to. Alpha male babeh.
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> I got a new bra today too
24:00 <Skirmish> What colour?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> black, with black lace
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Alpha male - lolz
25:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmm not too bad ... fairly common though.
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> obviously, it was a fancy pants one
25:00 <Skirmish> I am a huge fan of deep red/maroon underwear.
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right… i've got a noice cherry set
26:00 <Skirmish> Pics.
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, yeah - when you produce cock pics
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> otherwise forget about it
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch!
26:00 <Skirmish> I will trade you an assurance to use a condom at least once, for topless pics.
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahaha
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah no, the deal stands dude
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> and if you're gonna fuck me - condoms or fuck off
28:00 <Skirmish> We should probably continue this negotiation in PM.
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> nothing to negotiate m'dear
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways - i got a fantastical foot massage 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> t'was the best
29:00 <Skirmish> I love foot massages right after I take my work boots off.
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i just like them any time
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> on par with cupcakes
33:00 <Skirmish> I am sad that the Liberals didn't hold their spill today ... now it's going to dominate the news over the weekend and annoy me.
33:00 <Skirmish> Same as those fucking hepatitis berries. So sick of seeing stories about them.
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i know right
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was at the shops last week… and this couple returned like 5 bags of berries
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> the fuckwit at the counter was like … ah why are you returning all these and where is your receipt  :/
35:00 <Skirmish> LOL Kayla just linked me the fucking dress.
35:00 <Skirmish> NO! I DON'T CARE!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh the fucking dress!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> GAWD
35:00 <Skirmish> Son must be getting his haircut if she has time to look at facebook.
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> I want Rory to get a bob 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> but she won't
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
36:00 <Skirmish> Ethan gets the same haircut at me. Short back and sides.
36:00 <Skirmish> He's a good egg.
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, whatever he is comfortable with 
37:00 <Skirmish> I tried to talk him into getting an E cut into the side of his hair one day and he just looks at me all serious and says "Don't be dumb dad".
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> I know if I got Rory's hair cut, she would literally bitch about it for weeks - possibly YEARS!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, don't be dumb !
38:00 <Skirmish> You should find a photoshop of the chick from Frozen with a bob cut and then she would want one.
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> You should get an under cut with IRC 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, she wants long hair like the frozen chick
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Elsa 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> plat on the side
39:00 <Skirmish> Never seen it.
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're fucking lucky!
40:00 <Skirmish> Might be going to the movies tomorrow. Should look to see what's out.
40:00 <Skirmish> Ethan's big addiction as a young kid was Pokemon.
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck!
41:00 <bhugor> frozen can ead
41:00 <Skirmish> He loved the Stewart Little movies and I called them Stinky Mouse. So cute hearing this little kid saying "Dad I want to watch the stinky mouse".
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Rory loves all things disney
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> and loves rapunzel  
42:00 <bhugor> my two sing the frozen songs too each other
42:00 <Skirmish> Rapunzel was a slut! Always trying to sneak boys into her room.
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol she was not!
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah I'm not allowed to sing "let it go"
42:00 <Skirmish> Was so!
42:00 <Skirmish> Dirty, DIRTY whore.
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> she cracks the shits and is like, MUMMMMMMMMMMMM you don't sing it right!
43:00 <TheRon> is there a frozen drinking game??
43:00 <TheRon> only way i'd watch it
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep, it's called drink until you for get the song
43:00 <Skirmish> I can't sing the music ethan likes .... he listens to deadmau5 and dubstep.
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> winner passes out
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> she also loves justine clarke
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> (kids singer) 
44:00 <TheRon> me too, but probably in a different way
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <bhugor> yeah they sing the wanna build a snowman song to each other and change sides each time
44:00 <bhugor> mind you my youngest is a boy
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
44:00 <Skirmish> One of the girls that work the front desk here told us today that her husband is a My Little Pony fan ... or a 'Brony'.
45:00 <Skirmish> The guys here as so going to try and fuck her now.
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH MY GAWD
45:00 <bhugor> oh god ive heard of those
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah rory loves my little ponies….
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> she literally has about 40 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> various bits and pieces 
45:00 <Skirmish> My Little Glue Pots.
45:00 <bhugor> im not starting a girlie trend with my daughter ill be right!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and this massive one…. that sings…..
46:00 <TheRon> LOVE STINKS!
46:00 <Skirmish> YEAH YEAH
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i didn't want to either - it just happens
46:00 <bhugor> it isnt one of those possessed toys is it ?
46:00 <bhugor> where it says shit at 3am and freaks you out
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and lights up
46:00 <bhugor> wanna be my friend
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking freaky 
46:00 <Skirmish> Teddy Ruxpin was a toy possessed by satan.
46:00 <bhugor> stupid dog we had ages ago
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanted a teddy ruxpin!
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> I got a my child instead :/
47:00 <TheRon> have your kids got the "stop touching me!" elmo??
47:00 <bhugor> they reckons its when the batteries go flat
47:00 <bhugor> fuck that it did it all the time
47:00 <bhugor> well you stuffed up there kate
47:00 <bhugor> bet you regret that night of pleasure
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha.. i can probably pin point conception 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> stayed at a fancy pants hotel
48:00 <TheRon> marvin gaye on in the background?
48:00 <bhugor> mine was
48:00 <bhugor> i was going away on footy trip
49:00 <bhugor> and she decided my sperm would be shit after
49:00 <bhugor> i regret  that footy trip
49:00 <bhugor> every day
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <bhugor> hehe not really
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> marvin gaye lol
49:00 <TheRon> what happens on the footy trip stays on the footy trip
49:00 <bhugor> i had to marry her on footy trip
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> apparently so!
49:00 <bhugor> she threatened to go public
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahaha
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> 5 minutes of pleasure a life time of hell
50:00 <bhugor> she was bigger than me
50:00 <bhugor> so i caved
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
50:00 <bhugor> 5 minutes ?
50:00 <bhugor> man you are doing it wrong if i takes that long
50:00 <Skirmish> Kate must have a fleshlight like vagina.
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> footy trip… not like you had hours to pleasure the girlfriend  when you could be out drinking with the boys
50:00 <bhugor> haha
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
51:00 <bhugor> it was before footy trip
51:00 <TheRon> chicks on the footy trip is just wrong
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohh before the footy trip
51:00 <bhugor> what ron said
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you have the peeled grapes?
51:00 <bhugor> no sadly
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> on stand by with a sex fan?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww man
51:00 <bhugor> it was hey you are going on footy trip
51:00 <bhugor> fuck me
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
51:00 <bhugor> im like wow romantic
51:00 <TheRon> oh, alright!
51:00 <bhugor> its usually the other way round...
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> she wanted dick, can't blame her
52:00 <bhugor> especially this one. its all class
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah well, at least you can't get confused with, "fuck me"
52:00 <TheRon> the footy gear on in the bedroom??
52:00 <bhugor> no
52:00 <bhugor> hints are so useless
52:00 <TheRon> what are you doing
52:00 <bhugor> why do you bother
53:00 <bhugor> footy gear
53:00 <bhugor> of course
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> rose petals? 
53:00 <bhugor> shoes and socks
53:00 <bhugor> jersey
53:00 <bhugor> pants just over my nuts
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUSINESS TIMES!
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> -s
53:00 <bhugor> and im in there doggy style
53:00 <bhugor> no need to waste time and energy undresssing
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> all class
53:00 <TheRon> chicks just lose it when i wear the bowls uniform in the bedroom
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can imagine!
54:00 <Skirmish> lol
54:00 <bhugor> i like using the zimmerframe and bending point
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> gives that 'mature' appeal 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
54:00 <bhugor> can even use one of the seated ones
54:00 <TheRon> i leave the wide whiye brimmed hat on
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> bice!
54:00 <bhugor> you just sit there she does the work
54:00 <TheRon> white
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice*
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> brace yourself… i'm using the zimmer tonight hun
55:00 <bhugor> do you roll one down the isle ?
55:00 <bhugor> aisle even
55:00 <bhugor> i can get some momentum up with the ol zimme
55:00 <bhugor> r
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <TheRon> i've been known to give the cat a rub
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> poo look out
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck you predictive text
56:00 <bhugor> perform the jack rabbit manouver
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> no!
56:00 <bhugor> hahaha
56:00 <bhugor> look out poooooo
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO ONE LIKES THE JACK RABBIT
56:00 <bhugor> i just love the term
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's good for a quickie before you go out
56:00 <bhugor> my mate wants to see a double ended dildas used
57:00 <bhugor> cause he just likes saying double ended dildas mainly
57:00 <bhugor> i dont think i could perform the jack rabbit
57:00 <TheRon> women's curling, sometimes they shave their brush for a smoother finish 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> too old?
57:00 <bhugor> too boring
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you've gotta spice things up
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was reading a mag today and there was an article about 10 top fetishes in the bedroom
58:00 <bhugor> eating chocolate whilst on the dunny was one ?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10 top WEIRD fetishes 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, eyeball licking was the one that stood out for me
58:00 <bhugor> brown in brown out
58:00 <bhugor> ialways say
59:00 <bhugor> yeah i dont get the eyeball one
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHO THE FUCK says, oh babe can you lick my eyeball
59:00 <bhugor> how does it turn you on as well!
59:00 <bhugor> myy eyeball juice
59:00 <bhugor> bah mmmm
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudder*
59:00 <bhugor> the worst one i know
59:00 <bhugor> actually i cant even bring myself to say it
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> is something you tried last night?
00:00 <TheRon> occasionally you have to give her the flipper
00:00 <bhugor> hahaha
00:00 <bhugor> no
00:00 <bhugor> its a photo isaw years ago
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah....
01:00 <bhugor> and i nearly vomitted immediately
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok stop building the suspense up
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> *drum roll*
02:00 <bhugor> diarrheaing on a persons face
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> NOT COOL!
02:00 <bhugor> you asked for it
02:00 <bhugor> you push
02:00 <bhugor> and it came out
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> geese… that is rank
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> to the extreme!
03:00 <TheRon> sounds like a japamese thing
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> Obviously they're not parents !
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> Anyone who has had to deal with a number 3 would not be interested in scat
03:00 <bhugor> no
03:00 <bhugor> its gross
04:00 <bhugor> needless to say i havent spoken to the guy who sent it too me for quite some time
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahaha
05:00 <bhugor> im not sure i find it that funny
05:00 <bhugor> it still makes me ill thinking about it
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah I love that shock factor
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> when you send a digesting link….
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> their face and a phone call yelling WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHERE DO YOU FIND THIS SHIT!
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> is the best
06:00 <bhugor> yeah i agree
06:00 <bhugor> a camera on me at that moment of opening would have been a hit
11:00 <Serenity> omg im the fattest person alive
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
11:00 <TheRon> fatty fat fat fat fat'
11:00 <Serenity> i just bought a beef anf cheese sausage wrapped in pastry
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i work with a woman who is like 170kgs
12:00 <Serenity> this is what happens when you dont eat till 2pm
12:00 <bhugor> man thats sounds aawesome
12:00 <Serenity> it's amazing
12:00 <bhugor> shit thats heavier than me
12:00 <bhugor> yeah i bet it sounds amazing
13:00 <bhugor> pity im only eating fkn salads and protein at the moment
13:00 <bhugor> because footy is back :(
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> later party peeps
13:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmmm cheese and bacon sausage roll.
14:00 <Serenity> oh boo
14:00 <Serenity> i should be on salads
14:00 <Serenity> but.. sausage in pastry
15:00 <TheRon> i had subway
16:00 <bhugor> yeah sausage in pastry is good
17:00 <bhugor> i find it hard when i got to the bakery near work
17:00 <bhugor> they have these awesome apple turnovers with cream....
17:00 <Serenity> oh god
17:00 <Serenity> yummmm
19:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to bohemian rhapsody and getting a bit teary
20:00 <Skirmish> Get off the estrogen
20:00 <TheRon> it's a sad song
21:00 <couleurs> hi every body
22:00 <zaim> hello
22:00 <couleurs> hi dr nick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24:00 <bhugor> yes its very hard to behave when i go in there
24:00 <faux> Fuck u
25:00 <faux> idk y
25:00 <faux> Just yeah
25:00 <faux> also serenity make me dinner pls
25:00 <faux> ty
25:00 <Serenity> uhh no ty
26:00 <faux> :'(
26:00 <faux> I feel like popadoms
26:00 <faux> Pappadums however thr fuck u spell it
27:00 <TheRon> not bad
27:00 <TheRon> 30 secs in the microwave
27:00 <TheRon> maybe pickup a two minute curry at the same time
27:00 <faux> BUT INDONT HAVE THEM
27:00 <faux> OOPS
27:00 <doctor> nothing really matters, anyone can see
27:00 <faux> caps
27:00 <faux> Sorry
27:00 <Serenity> i think i accidentally stolw my drink :/
28:00 <Serenity> stole
28:00 <TheRon> come said the boy, let's go down by to the sand
28:00 <doctor> ill let you see what you wanna see
28:00 <TheRon> nothing suss
29:00 <faux> My ear is tingly like something is crawling inside it I'm scared lol
29:00 <faux> I've shoved a q tip in there but theres nothing wahh
29:00 <faux> Hope I'm not getting an ear infection 
29:00 <Serenity> cockroach
29:00 <faux> Fuck off
30:00 <Serenity> loool
30:00 <faux> So not funny
30:00 <faux> Its like me telling you you have a spider in your ear
30:00 <faux> Thx
30:00 <TheRon> when i think about you, i touch myself
30:00 <TheRon> it's the song
30:00 <faux> I wasn't saying thx to you
30:00 <faux> Lol
31:00 <Serenity> yeah but i dont have a spider in me ear
31:00 <TheRon> the facehugger off aliens creeps me out
31:00 <couleurs> what's up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <ooomp> couleurs!!!!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: their mouth bits look like vaginas
32:00 <TheRon> yep!
32:00 <TokenDaRing> you'll never see a vagina the same way again
32:00 <Serenity> sllk
32:00 <Serenity> :/
32:00 <couleurs> hooomp!!!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <ooomp> -h ta
32:00 <couleurs> huehuehue
32:00 <couleurs> mortal kombat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
33:00 <TheRon> vagina is the venus fly trap
33:00 <TokenDaRing> so i've spent the last hour or so roasting coffee beans
33:00 <Serenity> how did it go
33:00 <TheRon> come closer come closer then whop!!! shut
33:00 <TokenDaRing> did three batches
33:00 <faux> mm
33:00 <TokenDaRing> one light roast, one blend of light and dark roast and a dark roast
33:00 <ooomp> Pfft. 
33:00 <ooomp> FIFA is better
33:00 <couleurs> Agreed.
34:00 <faux> Is it cheaper 
34:00 <Serenity> i might have just eaten a doughnut on top of my sausage
34:00 <Serenity> im going to die
34:00 <faux> Or does it just taste better 
34:00 <TokenDaRing> faux: it's cheaper
34:00 <TokenDaRing> not sure how it tastes yet
34:00 <Serenity> does it smell amaze
34:00 <TokenDaRing> I have to let it rest overnight
34:00 <faux> Fun
34:00 <faux> Wahh I want coffee
34:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: roasting coffee doesn't smell like brewing coffee, much to my disappointment
35:00 <faux> I don't drink it anymore cos it fucks with my anxiety 
35:00 <TokenDaRing> it smells nice though
35:00 <TheRon> when the war is over got to get away
35:00 <TokenDaRing> just not coffee smell
35:00 <TokenDaRing> when roasting a shit ton of chaff comes out
35:00 <TokenDaRing> the chaff tastes oddly nice
35:00 <Serenity> oh
35:00 <ooomp> I has a headache
35:00 <ooomp> :/
35:00 <couleurs> pics
36:00 <Serenity> do you just do it in an oven or?
36:00 <TokenDaRing> nah
36:00 <TokenDaRing> I did it the entry way
36:00 <TokenDaRing> using a popcorn maker
36:00 <TokenDaRing> a lot of guides have said it's a good cheap way of getting into roasting
36:00 <couleurs> have a coffee and a panadol probrem sorved
37:00 <TheRon> is it better than my nescafe coffe machine?
37:00 <TokenDaRing> yes
37:00 <couleurs> uNF
38:00 <TheRon> damn
38:00 <ShadowLurker> sounds fun
38:00 <TheRon> i like mocha
38:00 <TokenDaRing> I might invest in a proper roaster
38:00 <TokenDaRing> but tbh a popcorn maker does the same thing, it's just rotating the beans in really hot air
38:00 <TheRon> a weber?
38:00 <TokenDaRing> coffee roaster
39:00 <Serenity> i want to do it
39:00 <TokenDaRing> they cost a fair amount though
39:00 <TokenDaRing> compared to the $30 popcorn maker
39:00 <TheRon> worth it?
39:00 <TokenDaRing> but you can get green coffee for like, $16 a kilo
39:00 <ShadowLurker> i could get some nice beans from dimattina
39:00 <TokenDaRing> most decent roasted beans sell about $30+ a kilo
39:00 <ShadowLurker> roast em up
40:00 <TheRon> paul dimmatina from footscray?
40:00 <Serenity> i want beans from dog house
40:00 <ShadowLurker> or from the doghouse
40:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
41:00 <ShadowLurker> srs
41:00 <TheRon> sia - chandelier
42:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <ooomp> I'll unf you
43:00 <couleurs> r u even a grrrl
43:00 <ooomp> No
43:00 <couleurs> :o
43:00 <ooomp> I'm a laydee 
43:00 <ooomp> :D
44:00 <ooomp> And on that controversial note..
44:00 <couleurs> what teh hecks a laydee u guys
45:00 <bhugor> Five Senses has good beans
45:00 <bhugor> perth based company
46:00 <TheRon> i can't drink instant
46:00 <frayedknot> isn't it that sketch in little britain where the man pretends to be a woman
46:00 <frayedknot> ?
47:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah instant is worse than sadness
47:00 <TokenDaRing> it tastes of failure and suffering
48:00 <TheRon> like listening to tony abbott
49:00 <TheRon> too early?
49:00 <TheRon> my bad!
49:00 <bhugor> you can always get the beans of Kopi luwak
50:00 <TheRon> which bean is the best, ethiopisn, kenyan, brazilian?
51:00 <TokenDaRing> depends on your tastes
51:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm actually pretty partial to beans from PNG or Costa Rica
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Kenyan is alright, but a bit more bitter than I'd like
51:00 <TheRon> i have one 12 capsule every now and then
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Ethiopian is nice
51:00 <Serenity> what about that poo coffee
51:00 <TokenDaRing> lol Serenity I haven't tried that yet
52:00 <TokenDaRing> it's expensive as shit
52:00 <Serenity> its meant tk be good
52:00 <TokenDaRing> I've heard that
52:00 <zaim> id rather u sit on it
52:00 <zaim> ta
52:00 <Nikky`> that comes later, gosh
53:00 <TheRon> you get what you pay for
53:00 <zaim> y
53:00 <Nikky`> I said so
53:00 <zaim> fine.
53:00 <couleurs> huehuehue
53:00 <Nikky`> lol
54:00 <bhugor> yeah
54:00 <bhugor> thats Kopi Luwak
54:00 <bhugor> the poo coffee
54:00 <couleurs> i'm Cool_Pieter now
58:00 <Serenity> i forgot what it was called
00:00 <TheRon> you can't hurry love
00:00 <TheRon> no you'll just have to wait
00:00 <zaim> im sick :<
00:00 <Nikky`> Naww poor thang :o(
01:00 <OOPS_CAPS> give me some sympathy too. im sick as well
01:00 <Nikky`> That sucks, get well soon 
01:00 <OOPS_CAPS> thank you
02:00 <Nikky`> I'm also sick
02:00 <Nikky`> sick of sick ppl
02:00 <Nikky`> haha jk
02:00 <couleurs> well i'm ok
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: checked the smell of the first roast I did today
03:00 <TokenDaRing> smells AMAZING
03:00 <OOPS_CAPS> no you have Fifa Fever!!!!!
03:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
05:00 <Nikky`> Fifa las fifa
07:00 <TheRon> its' just another manic monday
07:00 <OOPS_CAPS> I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SPEAK SPANISH
07:00 <OOPS_CAPS> turns me on
07:00 <Nikky`> lol
08:00 <TheRon> i wish it was sunday, because thats my fun day
09:00 <couleurs> el nacho adale speedy gonzales
15:00 <beehhh> A povo cyclist died, while a commuter opens the door of a parked vehicle, liviable city
16:00 <beehhh> thanks to my deportation
18:00 <beehhh> indian cabbie changing their tyre off the road from the emeregency lane at the freeway
18:00 <beehhh> danger is my middle name yeah babe - in curry accent
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
19:00 <TokenDaRing> hey katatonic_kate01
19:00 <TokenDaRing> hows your day?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantastic
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> and your day?
19:00 <TokenDaRing> pretty productive
19:00 <TokenDaRing> I roasted coffee
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh joy!
19:00 <TokenDaRing> and went to my baber
19:00 <TokenDaRing> barber*
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i got nails done + foot massage + shopping
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i've still got the house to myself - yew!
21:00 <simba> shut up u friggen coke head
21:00 <beehhh> A boy switch back from Curtin bentley to miri again where he went last sem, telling me the economy is bad you dont as much of your expectations
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo' mum is bong
23:00 <Loof> yours is boong
23:00 <Loof> i win
23:00 <beehhh> simba what are you up for today though the day night is ending pretty soon
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw she isn't actually
24:00 <Loof> oh only ur dad
24:00 <Loof> cool
24:00 <Loof> ur mum loved da black cock
24:00 <simba> yeah the day has been long
24:00 <simba> the night is just beginning
24:00 <simba> what up Loof
24:00 <soulcalibre> big day of irc
24:00 <soulcalibre> hey Loof
24:00 <Loof> not much man just woke
24:00 <Loof> u?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lucky bitch
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <MrMark> meow
25:00 <beehhh> simba & Loof loving each other, norell is my future wife
26:00 <British^Meat> such a truble maker
26:00 <British^Meat> still dont get y not banned
26:00 <beehhh> those facebook scammers are from Ireland his half cousins
27:00 <beehhh> http://i58.tinypic.com/14cgwp5.jpg
28:00 <beehhh> tried to scam 500bucks off me by a falsified cert
33:00 <British^Meat> such an unlikable character u are Loof :)
34:00 <beehhh> haters
41:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/11028001_10153099809817429_3849284027838387134_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=76468259a703eeb23cfcdeb2f99f8feb&oe=554C62A7&__gda__=1431025368_b93eaa8589bb7122f191c6f958b93081
44:00 <zaim> blue
44:00 <Mew> lolll
44:00 <zaim> :)
44:00 <TheRon> is fag a colour?
44:00 <Mew> oiiii
44:00 <TheRon> aorry
44:00 <TheRon> sorry
44:00 <Mew> yw
44:00 <TheRon> just thought i'd get in before someone else did
45:00 <Mew> you love getting in fags before anyone else does
45:00 <Mew> ronsta
45:00 <Mew> mark theronson
45:00 <TheRon> uptown fuck
46:00 <TheRon> or is that funk
46:00 <Mew> no way get fucked fuck off
46:00 <TheRon> shot down in a balze of glory
47:00 <TheRon> i get dyslexic when i drink
47:00 <Mew> aw
48:00 <TheRon> going down tomorrow to completely suppport the teams in the finals at bowls
48:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna show my complete support
49:00 <TheRon> by the end of it they should be totally supported
49:00 <Mew> how drunk are you lmao
49:00 <TheRon> not yet
49:00 <TheRon> tomorrow
49:00 <British^Meat> i thought he was always smashed
50:00 <TheRon> quiet you!
50:00 <TheRon> ben folds - adelaide
51:00 <Mew> pff
51:00 <Mew> message received 
52:00 <TheRon> i thought my code was pretty obvious
52:00 <Lumeah> Hi TheRon 
52:00 <slinky_J> lumes
52:00 <TheRon> hows it?
52:00 <slinky_J> :)
53:00 <TheRon> mew you gotta support the team
53:00 <slinky_J> You gotta get more drunk!!!
53:00 <slinky_J> xD
53:00 <TheRon> way to sigle entundre
53:00 <TheRon> single
54:00 <slinky_J> ya nah
54:00 <Lumeah> Hi slinky_J 
54:00 <slinky_J> O_O
54:00 <slinky_J> panadols
54:00 <slinky_J> or nothin!
54:00 <slinky_J> !!!
54:00 <TheRon> neil diamond - girl, you'll be a woman soon
54:00 <Lumeah> Pandy pandy pandy 
54:00 <slinky_J> 3 times!
55:00 <slinky_J> now you gotta get candy!
55:00 <Lumeah> Yup special 
55:00 <slinky_J> yep
55:00 <slinky_J> not my fault
55:00 <slinky_J> yours.
55:00 <Lumeah> Ohh i like candy 
55:00 <slinky_J> :P
55:00 <slinky_J> good
55:00 <slinky_J> because I
55:00 <slinky_J> also
55:00 <Lumeah> Hehe
55:00 <slinky_J> like candeh candeh candeh!
55:00 <TheRon> iwant candy!
56:00 <Lumeah> Hehe 
56:00 <Lumeah> I like lollies 
56:00 <slinky_J> oh shit i better get ready
57:00 <slinky_J> miss u uno :P
57:00 <Lumeah> Yup ;)  *hugs
57:00 <TheRon> like four seasons in one day
58:00 <TheRon> lumeah i'm going to bowls tomorrow to give them my complete support
58:00 <TheRon> by the end of it they should be totally supported
58:00 <TheRon> oh and i'll be on the piss
00:00 <Lumeah> Lol yay bowls
01:00 <TheRon> it's a good day out
01:00 <TheRon> it's finals time
06:00 <ZapbuzZ> hello
06:00 <FlyGuy> hi
07:00 <ZapbuzZ> and how are you FlyGuy?
07:00 <FlyGuy> I'm alright. What about you?
08:00 <ZapbuzZ> im a bit emotional ... i washed the kitchen floor first time in 4 years
08:00 <ZapbuzZ> lino got scratched by the dining table i was upset
08:00 <Fez> i was in the great irc war of 1997
10:00 <slinky_J> grr why didnt I buy a bigger fridge
10:00 <ZapbuzZ> Fez the vet
14:00 <AzzA> ahhh i remember that war
14:00 <AzzA> i was just a 17 year old boy
14:00 <AzzA> scared
14:00 <Lumeah2> whos Acem
14:00 <Lumeah2> AzzA??
14:00 <AzzA> ready to take pot shots at anyone that crossed my path
15:00 <AzzA> thats a bit rude
15:00 <AzzA> whos Lumeah??
15:00 <ZapbuzZ> AzzA fawks wants you to huff fawks dongs
17:00 <AzzA> doesnt she like the way you do it?
17:00 <Lumeah> Dun u for
17:00 <Lumeah> Get 
17:00 <Lumeah> ! 
18:00 <ZapbuzZ> dude get a bf
18:00 <ZapbuzZ> hahahahaha
20:00 <soulcalibre> hahahahahaa despo
20:00 <fawks> stop setting off my highlight u fuk
20:00 <ZapbuzZ> rotfl
20:00 <fawks> y u so obsessed with dongs
20:00 <fawks> weirdo
21:00 <ZapbuzZ> because im bored
21:00 <ZapbuzZ> i like your sense of weirdness about me it means u do not understand me
22:00 <ZapbuzZ> noooobody understands weirdos
23:00 <ZapbuzZ> im bored here i'll think about u's while i'm sitting on the toilet :D
24:00 <fawks> .
24:00 <amsy> and stay out
25:00 <couleurs> agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> domo
25:00 <couleurs> <Student> A greed ;)
26:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
26:00 <C}{RIS> hey
26:00 <fawks> lmao
27:00 <amsy> hahahaha
29:00 <Bastardly_One> is Melbourne gettting this storm?
30:00 <couleurs> Melbourne Storm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30:00 <simba> dopmo
30:00 <couleurs> BvB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30:00 <couleurs> <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> domo
31:00 <fawks> ..
31:00 <couleurs> sory had 2 many coffee
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
32:00 <C}{RIS> hi
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
32:00 <C}{RIS> what ya doing
32:00 <DistmeGrave> Jihadisht blair
33:00 <C}{RIS> did u work katatonic_kate01
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
33:00 <C}{RIS> :)
33:00 <DistmeGrave> Im going to west london to study cumpoter studies
33:00 <DistmeGrave> cumpooter
34:00 <C}{RIS> kk
34:00 <C}{RIS> DistmeGrave
34:00 <DistmeGrave> the shame i get from you
34:00 <C}{RIS> me?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> check this out ... it's that cold the waves look like slurpees
34:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/26/slurpee-waves-photos-nantucket-beach_n_6763710.html
35:00 <C}{RIS> what did i do
35:00 <DistmeGrave> what you didnt do
35:00 <C}{RIS> i will do it then
35:00 <C}{RIS> tell me what
35:00 <DistmeGrave> nevermind its over
36:00 <C}{RIS> no
36:00 <C}{RIS> it can be saved
36:00 <DistmeGrave> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBumgq5yVrA
38:00 <DistmeGrave> I came back many times but never
42:00 <couleurs> bloodey amasing mate
43:00 <zaim> half a billion views for this fucken song
44:00 <zaim> wtf i thought a girl sang this song
46:00 <ooomp> couleurs
46:00 <ooomp> I have chips
46:00 <ooomp> They are delicious
46:00 <couleurs> hi ooomp what kind of chips do u got
46:00 <ooomp> Red rock black pepper and lime
47:00 <couleurs> those are good
47:00 <ooomp> Indeed they are :)
47:00 <ooomp> It deviates from my usual salt sd
48:00 <ooomp> And vinegar*
48:00 <ooomp> BUT, delicious
48:00 <couleurs> i've had them b4
48:00 <couleurs> and the chilli + sour cream ones
48:00 <ooomp> Yeah they're good top
48:00 <ooomp> Too*
48:00 <ooomp> <--- typing issues 
49:00 <couleurs> Tip-Top Good Too
49:00 <ooomp> :s
49:00 <fatblast> mate,
49:00 <couleurs> you're drunk ooomp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <fatblast> I'm looking for a foot.
50:00 <couleurs> now i want those chips...
50:00 <ooomp> I wish
51:00 <ooomp> No special juice for me
52:00 <simba> fatblast: Where’s Pieter
52:00 <fatblast> mate,
52:00 <simba> Pieters my matre
52:00 <simba> mate
52:00 <fatblast> It aint 'where is pieter?'.... It's 'WHERE IS THE FOOT?!!?'
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
53:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/p600x600/11017855_10153054138657295_8844524990833037465_o.jpg
53:00 <British^Meat> omg
53:00 <British^Meat> so amped
53:00 <British^Meat> this album, this was THE album, my branching out to music. Kinda stoked
53:00 <British^Meat> Anyone else dig it?
53:00 <fatblast> we find the foot.... we find the piet.
53:00 <simba> 1 foot 1 dream
53:00 <simba> biggest influence on pieters life: Requiem for a Dream
53:00 <fatblast> or a heroin overdose...
54:00 <ooomp> simba, welcome to yesterday's chat network
55:00 <ooomp> What's wrong milk
55:00 <simba> YCN
55:00 <simba> thanx ooomp u rock
55:00 <couleurs> biggest influence on couleurs life: FiFa
55:00 <milk> woke up not long ago and did a load of laundry
55:00 <ooomp> Sounds horrible
56:00 <milk> nah, its hung out already
56:00 <ooomp> Laundry sucks
56:00 <milk> bit of breeze and quite warm
56:00 <ooomp> We all need servants
56:00 <milk> I dont
56:00 <simba> Person I admire most: Jorgen Klopp
56:00 <milk> servants rob the cookie jar
56:00 <ooomp> Don't have a cookie jar
56:00 <couleurs> JORGEY
57:00 <milk> simba deh sailor
58:00 <milk> heya TokenDaRing
58:00 <TokenDaRing> hey
58:00 <TokenDaRing> hows it going
58:00 <milk> not bad
58:00 <milk> thinking I might get stuck into some spaghetti soon
59:00 <couleurs> mario spaghetti
00:00 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/6aedm1
00:00 <fawks> can any of you cunts read arabic
00:00 <OOPS_CAPS> 1 foot 1 dream 2 become a FIFA star
00:00 <Nikky`> I could go a servant
01:00 <foot> yes
01:00 <OOPS_CAPS> i can remember some
01:00 <fawks> lol.
01:00 <fawks> fluently
01:00 <Nikky`> Sorry fawks.. my cunt is awesome but not that awesome
01:00 <foot> sir
01:00 <foot> wait
01:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
01:00 <foot> how about your cunts
01:00 <OOPS_CAPS> i woudl find reading arabic the hardest out of any language
02:00 <milk> fawks google translate can
02:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
02:00 <OOPS_CAPS> second only to braille maybe
02:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, do you know of a pup? the nick?
02:00 <fawks> i cant paste a pic 
02:00 <fawks> in google translate
02:00 <foot> ok pls
02:00 <foot> paste it mate
02:00 <OOPS_CAPS> dont recall a pup. why do you ask b1?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> was wondering if they went to bipolar still
02:00 <OOPS_CAPS> maybe i do if iyou refresh my memory
02:00 <Bastardly_One> or a sarah ... from the US
02:00 <foot> I HAVE THE CURE FOR AUTISM
02:00 <OOPS_CAPS> i remember nearly everyone that has been i nthere
02:00 <OOPS_CAPS> i created the channel after all and have been there since its inception
03:00 <OOPS_CAPS> i do remember a yank girl in there actually but she didnt spendmuch time
03:00 <OOPS_CAPS> she was originally from a web site forum but looking for 'live' chat
03:00 <OOPS_CAPS> and action from me
03:00 <Bastardly_One> she used to pretend to be an actual pup
04:00 <Nikky`> Hmmm wind is picking up.. it might actually make me move and close some windows
04:00 <OOPS_CAPS> what is 'pup' ?
04:00 <OOPS_CAPS> do you mean yelp like a little dog?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> well, yeah 
04:00 <OOPS_CAPS> because that would be a different sort of mental illness not bipolar
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, remember Sunday's storm last week?
04:00 <OOPS_CAPS> possibly schizophrenia
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it lasts that long 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> we just had it 
05:00 <Nikky`> Not overly Bastardly_One.. that was a week ago
05:00 <couleurs> scissorphonics
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, lasts about 10 mins max
06:00 <Nikky`> oh ok - then I shall let the blinds bang and make noise till it passes
07:00 <OOPS_CAPS> Nikky`: can you wear a marilyn munroe dress and let the wind lift up your white dress? thanks
07:00 <OOPS_CAPS> photos plz
07:00 <Nikky`> Of course OOPS_CAPS..just for you
07:00 <OOPS_CAPS> in return ill promise to send you photos of myself fixing the sink with my buttcrackus showing
08:00 <OOPS_CAPS> i know you['re hot for tradies fantasies
08:00 <Nikky`> Hot.. i'm slightly turned on right about now
08:00 <OOPS_CAPS> might have to let the wind in more then
09:00 <Nikky`> love a bit of wind
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't
10:00 <Bastardly_One> usually hurts the tummy
10:00 <Nikky`> Not that kind of wind
15:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
16:00 <WoodyJohnson> Hello, Woddy Johnson here
17:00 <foot> PLEASE 
18:00 <milk> are we ready to unban Picard yet?
18:00 <foot> i'll cum.
18:00 <amsy> hehe
18:00 <foot> :P
19:00 <foot> amsy what was that thing I said 
19:00 <amsy> cum
19:00 <foot> ye
19:00 <amsy> hahahaha
19:00 <foot> true that :)
19:00 <foot> rofl
20:00 <foot> so this is #melbourne after pieter....
22:00 <WoodyJohnson> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE
29:00 <couleurs> amsy theirs a storm hear
30:00 <couleurs> http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR023.loop.shtml
30:00 <couleurs> RED ALERT
31:00 <couleurs> if i die tell fifa i love her
31:00 <amsy> will do
31:00 <Nikky`> Will fifa miss you tho couleurs?
32:00 <couleurs> definitelly.
33:00 <Nikky`> ok, just had to check
38:00 <couleurs> WoO_HoO
40:00 <TokenDaRing> hey couleurs
41:00 <couleurs> ah g'day
43:00 <zaim> hi Nikky`
43:00 <zaim> bye Nikky` x
43:00 <Nikky`> oh bye zaim :o(
44:00 <couleurs> np
44:00 <amsy> hi cc !
45:00 <slinky_J> zaim
45:00 <slinky_J> zaim NOOO
45:00 <slinky_J> we didnt even chat eachother up in pm.
45:00 <soulcalibre> picard is asking to be unbanned
45:00 <soulcalibre> <Picard> tell them cunt in melbourne to unban me 
46:00 <slinky_J> my tears spell fifa
46:00 <Nikky`> My tears spell stfu
46:00 <Nikky`> :P
46:00 <WoodyJohnson> /msg picard ur a faggot
46:00 <soulcalibre> done and done
47:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <slinky_J> nikz
47:00 <slinky_J> that is so mean
47:00 <Nikky`> Nah
47:00 <Nikky`> Never mean
47:00 <slinky_J> nah nah yes yes
48:00 <slinky_J> Just say it
48:00 <slinky_J> you don't like Panda meat.
48:00 <slinky_J> ;)
48:00 <Nikky`> Yeah. i'd never chew on the panda meat
48:00 <slinky_J> roflle
48:00 <couleurs> back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <slinky_J> wb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <Nikky`> wb couleurs.. how I missed you
49:00 <couleurs> thank u
49:00 <slinky_J> I bought pasta
49:00 <slinky_J> and cream cheese
49:00 <slinky_J> and a nice vintage block
50:00 <slinky_J> havent eaten this shit in 2 yrs
51:00 <couleurs> i've never eaten shit tbh
52:00 <Nikky`> Yeah. can't say eating shit is on my to do list 
52:00 <slinky_J> okay
52:00 <slinky_J> I havent had pasta in 2 yrs
52:00 <slinky_J> and proper cheese
52:00 <Bastardly_One> soulcalibre fuck up
53:00 <slinky_J> I bought cream cheese ey
53:00 <slinky_J> aswell
53:00 <slinky_J> rule of thumb you need least two types of cheese when its cheese n pasta.
53:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !!
53:00 <foot> come on guys
54:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <AzzA> does anyone know where rule of thumb originated
55:00 <AzzA> ?
55:00 <AzzA> expression^
55:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa
55:00 <AzzA> i just turned off ps4 :/
55:00 <Nikky`> I never turn my ps4 off
55:00 <British^Meat> sure mate!
56:00 <Nikky`> that is like.. 
56:00 <British^Meat> LOL just kidding, i wont ever have that game
56:00 <AzzA> "rule of thumb" in the late 18th century it was legal to beat your wife with a stick as thon as it was no wider than your thumb
56:00 <AzzA> long*
56:00 <AzzA> how did i get thon from long
56:00 <foot> lets all hug
56:00 <foot> ready?
57:00 <Nikky`> Because its you
57:00 <couleurs> Ok
57:00 <AzzA> i cant see past my food coma
59:00 <Nikky`> *yawn*
59:00 <Nikky`> i'm ready for sleep soon
00:00 <bee_girl> you trying to draw out the feminists in the crowd AzzA?
00:00 <couleurs> me 2
02:00 <milk> just checked the cricket, NZ won
03:00 <AzzA> no
04:00 <AzzA> i was just making sure that slinky_J when referencing the term 'rule of thumb' understood the meaning behind it
06:00 <bee_girl> \i see
08:00 <milk> http://www.oo.com.au/Toshiba-Satellite-S70T-A04G-La_P239572C395.cfm?lnk=Cat:395:best_sellers:GOTOSHIBABN-PSKNEA-04G034-R
09:00 <Bastardly_One> milk
09:00 <Bastardly_One> are you a heavy typer or not?
09:00 <milk> Bastardly_One
09:00 <Bastardly_One> reason I ask this 
09:00 <milk> are you getting shit?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I own a Toshiba lappy
10:00 <milk> oh, I see
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to pound the keyboard
10:00 <milk> is it ok?
10:00 <milk> you probably have crap under it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> other than that?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome machines
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but the keyboards aren't nice and bouncy 
11:00 <couleurs> pics
11:00 <Bastardly_One> like say, an Asus
11:00 <milk> I use a lenovo
11:00 <milk> X201
11:00 <milk> it's not new
11:00 <milk> but I maxxed the RAM and put a SSD in it
12:00 <milk> I had to clean the screen and keyboard the other day
12:00 <milk> was coated in a layer of grime
13:00 <WoodyJohnson> Did you know: Digerati has 256niggerbytes of memory
14:00 <WoodyJohnson> chats are quiet tonight :(
15:00 <Bastardly_One> bee_girl
15:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me if you like these tools ... they're good live
15:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah72zKfMbIk
15:00 <couleurs> waiting 4 Fi Fa
16:00 <milk> spaggo time
17:00 <couleurs> agreed.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> seen them I assume couleurs
21:00 <couleurs> nope.
21:00 <Loof|DAI> sorry
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
25:00 <couleurs> bvb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <British^Meat> oh my
30:00 <couleurs> BvB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> suck!
32:00 <couleurs> No.
34:00 <couleurs> Hahahaha!!!!!!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.amazon.com/Life-Form-Infant-Circumcision-Trainer/dp/B0083Y0W26?tag=btram-20
35:00 <Bastardly_One> read the comments
35:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
36:00 <couleurs> No.
39:00 <faux> Lmao
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the chorus get so stuck in your head with this 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glr878X82PE
49:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!
50:00 <couleurs> ????????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿?????????????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿﻿
52:00 <Bastardly_One> how good is the album Suffer by Bad Religion
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I love this album
52:00 <British^Meat> wiiu
53:00 <couleurs> i like this song get some 2015 up ya
53:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/a2iSVHh_Wn8
55:00 <Bastardly_One> she reminds me of someone 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> cant put my finger on it though
55:00 <couleurs> 1 of your ex gfs?
55:00 <bee_girl> nice couleurs
55:00 <couleurs> told u
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had a couple look like that but no, she sounds like someone 
57:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/FdJqZriqbO4
57:00 <couleurs> this song good 2
57:00 <couleurs> 2k15!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <bee_girl> hullo
58:00 <couleurs> told u
58:00 <couleurs> girls singers > mens singers
58:00 <ness> hey assholes
59:00 <Bastardly_One> wish this title track would hurry up
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to go to something for about half an hour 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't feel like skipping songs
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky they only go for about 2 mins each
59:00 <Kavita> lol ness
59:00 <Kavita> aren't they all assholes
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *skanks around in a circle*
01:00 <Bastardly_One> where's me skateboard m8?
01:00 <ooomp> couleurs > mens singers
02:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, wtf is it with Fifa? You stop playing for a while and you forget how to play I think
02:00 <couleurs> couleurs + ooomp 
02:00 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:00 <ooomp> <3
02:00 <Bastardly_One> when I do my walk you might be in luck
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna be the worse game ever though ... I've forgotten how to play
03:00 <couleurs> Good.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I play another team when bored to give myself more of a challenge
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't even pass the ball 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.news.com.au/world/europe/what-happened-when-a-married-tv-presenter-took-a-hot-blonde-to-a-russian-sauna/story-fnh81p7g-1227240800554
06:00 <Bastardly_One> check this out 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy puts random characters into op shop paintings
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the darth vader one is cool
07:00 <Bastardly_One> http://twistedsifter.com/2014/07/thrift-store-painting-remixes-by-david-irvine/
08:00 <clubsamwich> whatsup bone diddlies
09:00 <couleurs> meat the frockers
09:00 <ness> whats happening, why are you pricks so quiet tonight
10:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
10:00 <Bastardly_One> bet you can't wait!
11:00 <couleurs> yeap
22:00 <British^Meat> me, RN
22:00 <British^Meat> http://40.media.tumblr.com/08bcf45363a31b599530649d2d255734/tumblr_nkhbk1f1FR1u50mwxo1_1280.jpg
27:00 <Serenity> :o
28:00 <British^Meat> entering the batcave
36:00 <couleurs> Big Momma's Hose
37:00 <faux> dofl
37:00 <faux> rofl*
37:00 <faux> Dd
37:00 <faux> Bdkdkx
47:00 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47:00 <thestig> sucks
47:00 <couleurs> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
48:00 <thestig> yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
54:00 <couleurs> y
55:00 <wheres_steven> pls
55:00 <British^Meat> ok
55:00 <steven_> loooooooool
55:00 <wheres_steven> CAN_ANYONE_TELL_ME
56:00 <steven_> hi dad juice
56:00 <wheres_steven> welcome!
56:00 <wheres_steven> seems we didn't get a hoot out of you yet
56:00 <steven_> no ?
57:00 <wheres_steven> bring me the sequence calculations
57:00 <wheres_steven> now!
57:00 <steven_> 36 34 23
58:00 <wheres_steven> i wonder if it will be... raining.
59:00 <couleurs> y nobody wanna fi fa
59:00 <wheres_steven> cuz u gaye
00:00 <steven_> where you been ?
18:00 <couleurs> am i oneline?
18:00 <couleurs> TeST
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
19:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: no
19:00 <TokenDaRing> please check your network connection
20:00 <Serenity> The network connections you are trying to communicate with is currently unavailable.
21:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
26:00 <Bastardly_One> who are you three talking to?
27:00 <couleurs> Fi Fa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks!
28:00 <couleurs> no
28:00 <couleurs> u suk @ it
29:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11014987_826452194093346_1395702992391721303_n.jpg?oh=f9ec666abf51aa1c321d70433df2be2b&oe=5594FC08&__gda__=1434990548_e68acf3e457c973710909926055dcfb9
29:00 <couleurs> i played AzzA the other night a few times, we finished a season in 1 night
29:00 <couleurs> he was good
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
29:00 <couleurs> better than on ps3 too
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to find another English team I like the feel of that isn't Barclays League
31:00 <couleurs> tottenham wednesday united
33:00 <couleurs> y nobody wanna fi fa
33:00 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34:00 <couleurs> bvb or bye
37:00 <Serenity> 4 AzzA
37:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/6e/26/6e268a0a1361c7cc727adae950b8fd14.jpg
41:00 <British^Meat> coz blows
41:00 <couleurs> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
43:00 <British^Meat> !
44:00 <couleurs> ????????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿?????????????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿﻿
48:00 <aam> Soup
59:00 <Serenity> where the hell is everyone
59:00 <TokenDaRing> matsurbating
59:00 <TokenDaRing> masturbating
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