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02:30:18 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 10th 11am (tier 3-7,Mekkis) || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
02:30:18 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Nov 5 17:19:26 2012
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06:44:20 <Avatar> there's a feat which lets you change the str bonus on your CMB to your dex bonus, and another feat which lets you add your dex bonus to your CMB
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06:50:23 <Steven> suuuuuuuuuup
06:50:32 <Steven> first time being a home since i got back
06:52:50 <Avatar> yo sup
06:53:01 <Steven> hows it goin avatar?
06:53:51 <Ballig> I might play some sweet ns2 while Avatar goes to work
06:54:14 <Avatar> fu
06:54:29 <Avatar> fuuuuu
06:54:39 <Avatar> you couldn't have waited another 20 minutes
06:54:53 <Ballig> I can't rub it in if you aren't here
06:55:19 <Steven> hey ballig... how much would it cost me to get you to make a website for my local pathfinder society group... the main portion being the scheduling/email invitation things?
06:55:37 <Ballig> a billion dollars
06:55:39 <Steven> ive been writing up some of it, and... im tired of comming to the conclusion i suck at html
06:55:47 <Steven> lol
06:55:59 <Steven> hmmm.... counter offer... ten bucks
06:56:06 <Avatar> don't give up
06:56:24 <Steven> i probably wont, but fuck i remember this being so much easier when i was in highschool
06:56:25 <Avatar> just use the existing one
06:56:27 <Avatar> don't you like us anymore
06:56:29 <Ballig> $999,999,999
06:56:48 <Steven> ill send you some of my moms famous spinach dip...
06:56:58 <Ballig> I've already coded into the website the ability to add separate groups with their own scheduling
06:57:01 <Avatar> send it here and I'll do it
06:57:01 <Ballig> so I can set your group up on my website
06:57:07 <Avatar> the dip, that is
06:57:15 <Steven> lol
06:57:26 <Steven> im just feeling lazy this morning is all
06:57:30 <Avatar> wait is it famous for being good
06:57:44 <Steven> yes, its very good
06:57:55 <Ballig> but is it famous
06:57:56 <Steven> and you actually said something, so i had to bug you for it. lol
06:57:57 <Ballig> for being good
06:58:04 <Ballig> or is it famous for being full of salmonella
06:58:07 <Steven> yes, it is famous for being very good
06:58:52 <Steven> i know people who show up for get togethers just to eat her spinach dip...
06:59:17 <Steven> none of my friends like them, but somehow they find out about the events
07:00:38 <Steven> also... i think sam and i might be breaking up... shes livid at me that my father broke his hip and my mothers husband died and so ive been helping them out instead of staying at home... she hasnt spoken to me in the last 3 days
07:00:51 * Steven flex
07:00:56 <Steven> yeah relationships are fun!
07:01:16 <Avatar> relationships suck, maybe it's for the best
07:01:32 <Steven> i dont know if its for the best, but i think it might be an inevitable.
07:02:25 <Ballig> well, it means you will be able to play more PFS
07:02:25 <Avatar> gotta run
07:02:35 <Avatar> yeah think of the sweet sweet PFS
07:02:51 <Steven> oh, and ballig, i will talk to Walter about it and see what he thinks about grabbing up on your offer.
07:02:55 <Steven> infact ill text him right now.
07:06:51 <Steven> hes looking at the site right now
07:20:13 <Steven> text 1/7 just came in from walter... wtf.... wall-o-text incomming
07:24:41 <Steven> he sent me what we want in a website... damn you walter! DAMN YOU!
07:24:53 <Steven> now im just gonna have to build one....
07:24:56 <Ballig> sounds like he wants something custom
07:25:00 <Steven> yeah
07:25:05 <Ballig> rather than just a scheduler
07:25:06 <Steven> thats exactly what he wants
07:25:15 * Steven facepalms...
07:25:22 <Steven> why did i ever say i would help him out with this.
07:26:08 <Steven> hmmmm.... wonder if i can get Midgard to build this... he is pretty good with webdesign...
07:26:20 <Steven> id have to supply him with pizza and beer for a few days
07:27:25 <Steven> what he wants is a system like you have set up on the website, but with anyone able to create an event
07:27:46 <Steven> he said the character sheet storage was pretty cool
07:39:35 <Ballig> my power's being shut off soon, gotta go
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08:16:31 <Mekkis> Steven, has he looked at warhorn?
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09:36:18 <mortthemurrug> Maybe my aunt was right about the alarm thing.
09:36:57 <mortthemurrug> I didn't set alarm and woke up too early. And now its a bit too late
09:45:03 <Hydrazine> Hi.
09:54:21 <MekkisScreen> hi
09:56:38 <mortthemurrug> Someone should invent a re drawable flip map for d&d
09:57:12 <Hydrazine> I elect you, Mort.
09:57:14 <mortthemurrug> Remember the eraserable draw screen we used to scribble on as we were kids?
09:57:32 <Hydrazine> Etch-a-sketch?
09:57:36 <Hydrazine> magna-doodle?
09:57:39 <mortthemurrug> Ya
09:57:48 <mortthemurrug> Put a grid on that
09:58:16 <mortthemurrug> Then get a ruler to draw all your d&d needs
09:58:22 <mortthemurrug> That's when playing in rl
09:58:37 <mortthemurrug> Else you have to bring so many mats around
09:58:54 <mortthemurrug> When i game in rl we don't even use maps :s
09:59:05 <Hydrazine> We had a pretty cool setup in Hawaii, Mort.
09:59:14 <MekkisScreen> flip mat + whiteboard marker works
09:59:43 <Hydrazine> Big sheet of plexiglass with very thin strips of electrical tape on the underside for a grid
09:59:58 <Hydrazine> whiteboard marker all over the top, and go to town
10:00:23 <mortthemurrug> What's plexi glass
10:00:27 <mortthemurrug> Does it break?
10:00:32 <Hydrazine> clear plastic?
10:00:34 <Hydrazine> Pretty tough.
10:00:46 <mortthemurrug> Ah good idea then
10:01:02 <mortthemurrug> We don't use maps here.
10:01:12 <mortthemurrug> The dice box made a huge creature
10:01:16 <mortthemurrug> And we used tokens
10:01:18 <mortthemurrug> Well.
10:01:24 <Hydrazine> We often used lego to make monsters.
10:01:50 <mortthemurrug> Ooo
10:02:00 <mortthemurrug> You guys are so creative!
10:02:01 <Hydrazine> We used my dragon once.
10:02:15 <mortthemurrug> You made a dragon out of lego?
10:02:26 <Hydrazine> I have a dragon sculpture made out of wire.
10:02:41 <Hydrazine> Its about... 6" high by 10" long?
10:02:43 <mortthemurrug> Wow that's so cool
10:02:50 <Hydrazine> I'll take a pic for you sometime.
10:02:51 <mortthemurrug> Waow.
10:02:58 <Hydrazine> Got it in new york.
10:02:59 <mortthemurrug> Thanks please!
10:03:17 <mortthemurrug> They still playing? Those gamers in hawaii?
10:03:32 <Hydrazine> Not sure,.
10:03:36 <mortthemurrug> I wonder what it would be like playing in live with you
10:03:42 <mortthemurrug> Oo!
10:03:50 <Hydrazine> Depends on how into the game I get?
10:04:20 <mortthemurrug> I guess. I am not very creative :(
10:04:38 <mortthemurrug> I'm just a normal mur :(
10:04:39 <Hydrazine> I don't usually do voices and stuff, but when I do...
10:05:20 <mortthemurrug> Eh hydra. For my tengu i had to
10:05:21 <mortthemurrug> :p
10:05:22 * mortthemurrug ^^s
10:06:13 <mortthemurrug> Daym it i have an urge to search people for shinies.
10:06:18 <mortthemurrug> But I'm a rug :(
11:14:33 <MekkisScreen> anyone want to burn the rug?
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11:16:09 <Tobias> herro there ^^
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11:38:23 <MekkisScreen> balls
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12:06:16 <mortthemurrug> Mekkis if you burn the rug it means I'm dead
12:06:30 <mortthemurrug> Do you want me to rp that?
12:13:42 <MekkisScreen> slightly singed maybe
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12:16:06 <mortthemurrug> I am a rug.
12:16:23 <mortthemurrug> if you burn me to ash i have no body left
12:16:55 <mortthemurrug> Then it means ill have no presence here
12:17:13 <mortthemurrug> You wouldn't want that would you
12:18:19 <MekkisScreen> as I said
12:18:28 <MekkisScreen> slightly singed
12:18:41 <MekkisScreen> !reincarnate mort
12:18:52 <MekkisScreen> !reincarnate Mort
12:18:53 <diebot> MekkisScreen, Roll: 47: Lemure
12:19:03 <MekkisScreen> :o
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12:55:41 <fued> !throw 1d20
12:55:41 <diebot> fued, 1d20: [1d20=14] 14
12:55:49 <fued> !throw 1d14
12:55:49 <diebot> fued, 1d14: [1d14=3] 3
12:55:54 <fued> !throw 1d3
12:55:54 <diebot> fued, 1d3: [1d3=1] 1
12:55:57 <fued> !throw 1d1
12:55:58 <diebot> fued, 1d1: [1d1=1] 1
12:56:06 <fued> !throw 2d20
12:56:06 <diebot> fued, 2d20: [2d20=2,15] 17
12:56:10 <N2H4> Yeah, you throw those dice.
12:56:11 <fued> !throw 2d17
12:56:11 <diebot> fued, 2d17: [2d17=14,16] 30
12:56:12 <N2H4> throw em good.
12:56:16 <fued> !throw 2d30
12:56:17 <diebot> fued, 2d30: [2d30=5,6] 11
12:56:21 <fued> !throw 2d11
12:56:22 <diebot> fued, 2d11: [2d11=11,4] 15
12:56:26 <fued> !roll 2d15
12:56:32 <fued> aw
12:56:42 <fued> dicebot has forsaken me
12:57:03 <N2H4> Doesn't like you.
13:00:59 <MekkisScreen> Diebot's always here. She loves you.
13:01:51 <N2H4> diebot's female?
13:02:09 <MekkisScreen> Sie ist Die Bot!
13:04:37 <MekkisScreen> \1d20
13:11:12 <mortthemurrug> I already took it once
13:11:19 <mortthemurrug> I won't come back again
13:11:45 <MekkisScreen> what?
13:11:50 <mortthemurrug> Not if people are out to kill me here
13:12:09 <mortthemurrug> Yes. You killed me by giving me paoed cookies
13:12:30 <MekkisScreen> pao is a fun spell, right
13:12:34 <mortthemurrug> It was a basilisk.
13:12:39 <mortthemurrug> So i won't take reincarnate
13:12:52 <mortthemurrug> You can't turn me into a gnome.
13:13:07 <mortthemurrug> I am myself.
13:13:09 <MekkisScreen> pao can!
13:13:30 <mortthemurrug> Not for long
13:13:42 <mortthemurrug> Because gnomes and murs are not alike
13:13:44 <MekkisScreen> same int
13:13:49 <MekkisScreen> same kingdom
13:13:56 <MekkisScreen> related
13:14:07 <MekkisScreen> that's a duration factor of 9
13:16:25 <MekkisScreen> is there anything pao can't do?
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13:23:28 <mortthemurrug> No
13:23:45 <mortthemurrug> Gnomes are fey/humanoids
13:23:59 <mortthemurrug> Lemurs are magical beasts
13:28:53 <MekkisScreen> same kingdom
13:28:57 <MekkisScreen> same int
13:29:57 <MekkisScreen> related as in "both tend towards chaotic neutral, sentient, and lacking in the wisdom department"
13:30:34 <MekkisScreen> if we were to assign races to each person in this channel, mortthemurrug, you'd come up as gnome.
13:31:32 <fued> ^
13:34:48 <MekkisScreen> not sure what I'd come up as
13:36:53 <mortthemurrug> Elf
13:37:08 <mortthemurrug> And i have to admit you're probably right
13:37:35 <mortthemurrug> Mekkis i think you're an elf
13:39:06 <fued> Elf for sure
13:47:51 <mortthemurrug> Wait a bit.
13:47:59 <mortthemurrug> Im lawful?
13:48:01 <mortthemurrug> I keep my word?
13:48:16 <fued> loyal
13:49:00 <fued> if someone turns u into a rug, u stay as a rug for multiple days and dont bend the rules into something else ahah
13:51:19 <mortthemurrug> I still have 24h more of rughood
13:56:04 <mortthemurrug> Actually the last time i did the d&d character test i ended up as an elf wizard/ranger
13:57:53 <MekkisScreen> yeah
13:57:58 <MekkisScreen> but that test doesn't really know oyu
14:00:46 <mortthemurrug> I answered all the questions truthfully!
14:01:08 <mortthemurrug> I like looking at animals. Eating them too.
14:01:18 <mortthemurrug> I like reading.
14:11:06 <fued> i always get human
14:11:27 <mortthemurrug> Oh and i appeared as lawful neutral
14:11:38 <mortthemurrug> You don't quite get it i can be a bit distant at times
14:11:54 <fued> sspace cadet?
14:12:11 <mortthemurrug> And aloof
14:12:16 <mortthemurrug> In rl.
14:12:23 <fued> sounds gnomish
14:12:25 <mortthemurrug> I don't warm up to strangers much
14:12:44 <mortthemurrug> I'm the sort of person at a party who would hide in a corner
14:13:08 <mortthemurrug> Sorry the gnome would make himself the high light of the part
14:13:09 <mortthemurrug> Party
14:13:12 <fued> not a human party
14:13:14 <mortthemurrug> With all his pranks
14:13:28 <mortthemurrug> He would. Gnomes are ><
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14:14:13 <fued> dicebot!
14:14:15 <fued> !roll 1d20
14:14:17 <dicebot> fued, 1d20: [1d20=5] 5
14:14:22 <fued> !roll 1d5
14:14:24 <dicebot> fued, 1d5: [1d5=2] 2
14:14:26 <fued> !roll 1d2
14:14:27 <dicebot> fued, 1d2: [1d2=1] 1
14:14:33 <fued> your just as bad as diebot
14:14:36 <fued> go away
14:15:08 <Ballig> !roll 1d20
14:15:08 <dicebot> Ballig, 1d20: [1d20=15] 15
14:15:09 <Ballig> seems fine to me
14:15:46 <mortthemurrug> I would be reading a book in a corner
14:16:24 * mortthemurrug would be a shymur but is now a rug
14:17:37 <Ballig> rugs don't talk
14:18:17 <N2H4> To you.
14:18:24 <N2H4> They don't like you
14:18:53 <Ballig> I just walk all over them
14:18:56 <Ballig> ha ha
14:19:20 <Ballig> I found a tiny part of the grocery store today that had imported British food
14:19:42 <N2H4> What does that include?
14:19:53 <N2H4> What would Aussies import from the Brits?
14:20:19 <Ballig> it was just random British stuff. I only recognised a small portion of it
14:20:23 <Ballig> from TV and whatnot
14:20:26 <Ballig> e.g. "pot noodle"
14:21:17 <Ballig> it was the cans of Dr Pepper that caught my eye though
14:21:49 <N2H4> You guys don't get Dr Pepper?
14:21:58 <Ballig> we used to. not anymore
14:22:03 <Ballig> or if you can find it, it's rare
14:22:23 <N2H4> Huh.
14:22:32 <N2H4> You know we have like 9 different kinds of skittles?
14:22:44 <N2H4> Pretzel M&Ms?
14:23:02 <N2H4> atleast 5 colors of Mt.Dew.
14:23:45 <Ballig> we have maybe 3 kinds of skittles
14:24:02 <Ballig> the small corner store around the corner from me imports a few drinks from the US, two of them are two colours of Mt Dew
14:24:20 <Ballig> i think a blue one and a red one
14:25:45 <N2H4> Green, blue, orange, red, white, purple..
14:27:17 <mortthemurrug> Pink?
14:27:26 <Ballig> they also import Dr Pepper from the US in the store around the corner, but they charge more for it
14:27:31 <mortthemurrug> Pink pink pink pink pink!
14:27:44 <N2H4> Theres no pink Dew mort.
14:27:46 <Ballig> the two cans I got from the grocery store were like $1.70 each which is only a little more than you'd normally spend on a can of regular softdrink here
14:28:14 <N2H4> whaaaat?
14:28:25 <N2H4> Its like $4 a 12pack.
14:28:35 <Ballig> if I was getting a cold can from a vending machine, I'd expect to pay $1.50-$2 depending on where the machine was
14:28:40 <Ballig> obviously cases are cheaper
14:28:48 <Ballig> a 24 pack of pepsi is about $18
14:29:04 <Ballig> which is 75c a can
14:29:07 <N2H4> .75 for a can in a machine, 1.25 or 1.50 for a 20oz bottle.
14:29:30 <Ballig> yeah, things are more expensive in Australia
14:29:33 <Ballig> our wages are higher to compensate
14:30:15 <Ballig> it's why it's so impressive that for quite a while (maybe still?) the Australian dollar was stronger than the US dollar
14:30:26 <Ballig> it /should/ be lower in value because our workers get paid so much more
14:37:33 <fued> junk food is taxed more
14:37:43 <fued> like alcohol/smokess
14:41:45 * mortthemurrug tries to look sad as much as a rug can
14:41:47 <mortthemurrug> Not true.
14:42:05 <mortthemurrug> Coke is cheaper then water in some places of america
14:42:12 <mortthemurrug> Coke is junk food
14:44:16 * MekkisScreen spills a can of pepsi on mortthemurrug
14:44:27 <MekkisScreen> oops
14:46:13 <fued> i meant australia
14:46:16 <fued> not america
14:47:50 <mortthemurrug> actually I've always prefered pepsi over coke
14:48:03 <mortthemurrug> Next time please spill root beer though
14:49:38 <Ballig> I've always wanted to confirm whether root beer is just the US name for sarsparilla
14:52:49 <fued> sarsparilla is a type of root beer according to wiki
14:53:13 <Ballig> there are different types of root beer?
14:53:49 <Ballig> why is sarsparilla so unpopular here, but so popular in the US?
14:54:06 <fued> because it tastes like crap
14:54:39 <fued> its like coffee i guess, unless there is social pressure to acquire a taste for it, its unlikely to be gained
14:56:05 <Ballig> I like sarsparilla
14:56:48 <Ballig> I also like the smell and often the taste of coffee, but I don't drink it
14:57:09 <fued> then there is something wrong with your taste buds, bitter tastes are supposed to be bad to warn off poison lol
14:57:15 <Ballig> haha
14:57:22 <Ballig> I don't find either of them bitter
14:57:27 <fued> what about beer
14:57:28 <Ballig> I think that people taste things differently
14:57:32 <Ballig> I don't like beer
14:58:17 <fued> taste bad? or just unpleasant
14:58:45 <Ballig> tastes bad
14:59:00 <Ballig> I can't imagine choosing to drink it to be refreshed
14:59:25 <fued> its more that beer is served at a colder tempreture than usual to drinks
14:59:26 <Ballig> but I think people taste things differently. celery tastes ridiculously bitter to me
14:59:29 <Ballig> but to other people has no taste
14:59:32 <fued> thats why it seems refreshing
15:01:46 <fued> and it also numbs the taste buds when really cold, which makes people like it more haha
15:02:17 <mortthemurrug> I do drink beer
15:02:24 <mortthemurrug> Sometimes.
15:02:42 <Ballig> I will drink it if there's nothing else alcoholic to drink and I'm at a party or something
15:02:46 <Ballig> usually nurse a single beer
15:02:52 <Ballig> I also don't like wine
15:04:13 <mortthemurrug> White wine is pretty decent
15:04:20 <fued> i cant stand wine
15:04:29 <fued> too many goon bags when i was younger
15:04:31 <mortthemurrug> Though i go for the whiskeys
15:04:34 <fued> smell/taste of it makes me sick
15:04:40 <Ballig> I've just never tasted a wine I could tolerate
15:04:40 <mortthemurrug> Baileys ftw!
15:04:51 <mortthemurrug> Muscatos are nice.
15:05:07 <Ballig> I've had self-appointed wine connoisseurs advise me on the best wines, and it just doesn't work for me
15:05:50 <mortthemurrug> Some people just don't like alcholic drinks
15:05:56 <mortthemurrug> Its just the way they are
15:06:13 <mortthemurrug> Just like what i decide to do in my free time
15:06:16 <fued> i like drinking, just never have a reason to do it anymore lol
15:06:32 <Ballig> I will drink whiskeys and rums
15:06:39 <mortthemurrug> I should write a book of recipies on how to cook gnomes
15:06:49 <Ballig> I would buy that
15:07:01 <mortthemurrug> Ooh.
15:07:09 <Ballig> how to cook for gnomes, that's very nice of you mort
15:07:16 <Ballig> gnomes everywhere will appreciate it
15:07:19 <fued> im thinking of cutting gnomes from my game, that should make u happier
15:07:24 <mortthemurrug> No.
15:07:39 <mortthemurrug> How to cook gnomes
15:07:55 <mortthemurrug> If you want to have gnomes in game go ahead
15:08:02 <Ballig> I don't think they're too picky though
15:08:04 <mortthemurrug> Once i get gaming i don't discriminate
15:08:08 <Ballig> they will probably eat almost anything you cook them
15:08:32 <mortthemurrug> The main ingredient for all those recipies is a gnome.
15:08:32 <Ballig> but if you had some recipes that they particularly enjoyed eating, that would be a great service to the gnome community
15:09:20 <mortthemurrug> I serve the community that eats gnomes
15:09:56 <Ballig> I should write a PFS scenario that is full of gnomes
15:10:00 <Ballig> and you have to help them or else you fail the scenario
15:10:11 <mortthemurrug> I know as a person that it is not fair to descriminate someone who has made the wrong decision to roll a gnome
15:10:18 <Ballig> they will follow you into combat and you have to protect them
15:10:24 <mortthemurrug> So once in game i don't comment
15:10:25 <mortthemurrug> Oh god
15:10:39 <mortthemurrug> That's absolutely hell
15:10:46 <mortthemurrug> Ill stuff them in a bag of holding
15:11:11 <Ballig> they'll suffocate
15:11:34 <mortthemurrug> 10 min
15:11:40 <mortthemurrug> Open bag every 10 min
15:11:55 <fued> cast air bubble in the bagh
15:12:14 <mortthemurrug> Air bubble lasts a minute only
15:12:32 <mortthemurrug> Min/level
15:12:47 <Ballig> what is the volume of a gnome
15:13:01 <mortthemurrug> Small?
15:13:42 <mortthemurrug> So the first recipe is the deep fried gnome
15:13:51 <Ballig> average height 3'5"
15:14:28 <mortthemurrug> Eh actually..i can't do it
15:14:49 <mortthemurrug> Gnomes may be gnomes..but i just can't do it to them still
15:15:09 <mortthemurrug> I mean i know how to cook but to cook a sentient species..
15:15:56 <mortthemurrug> Its an evil act.
15:16:04 <mortthemurrug> Argh :(
15:16:46 <Ballig> also, rugs are notoriously bad at using the stove
15:17:26 <mortthemurrug> No. I can't write recipes to cook any sentient species
15:17:40 <Ballig> is it because rugs don't have hands
15:17:42 <mortthemurrug> I thought i could do it. But realised i can't.
15:17:51 <mortthemurrug> No. My conscience.
15:21:20 <Ballig> http://i.imgur.com/Swjyh.jpg
15:22:40 <fued> did votes of women actually change anything tho, that would e a btter question lol
15:23:02 <Ballig> is it about changing anything, or is it about giving equal rights to everyone regardless of gender?
15:23:12 <Ballig> that's like saying "your vote won't necessarily change anything, therefore only *I* get to vote"
15:23:20 <mortthemurrug> Ill strangle the guy who did it
15:23:46 <Ballig> the other side of the pamphlet is far more condescending
15:23:47 <fued> so we gave them the vote to shut them up in other words?
15:24:08 <Ballig> it starts with: Housewives! You do not need a ballot to clean out your sink spout. A handful of potash and some boiling water is quicker and cheaper.
15:24:34 <Ballig> fued: they got the vote because it's fair and just to give them as much opportunity to be represented than anyone else
15:24:46 <Ballig> a penis doesn't mean you have more right to decide who governs your community
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15:29:51 <fued> thought my computer was dying it was running so slow
15:29:56 <fued> turns out steam was updating all the games
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15:39:59 <Brunius> Man, is nickop STIL down
15:40:05 <Brunius> still even
15:40:21 <Ballig> no
15:40:23 <Ballig> Nickop is up
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16:58:56 <MekkisScreen> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-20259382
17:00:43 <N2H4> Whats your stance on this, Mek?
17:04:34 <MekkisScreen> strongly in favour
17:05:11 <N2H4> I think I agree.
17:05:12 <MekkisScreen> I hate it when people can't add up 10d6
17:05:23 <MekkisScreen> or 1d8+2d6+8
17:09:10 <Avatar> or 1d8+2d6+3d4+1d100+4d20+8+3d6+(1d8+13)*3
17:11:08 <Brunius> They were using calculators in primary school math? That's stupid.
17:14:27 <MekkisScreen> !throw 1d8;2d6;3d4;1d100;4d20;3d6;1d8
17:14:28 <diebot> MekkisScreen, 1d8: [1d8=2] 2; 2d6: [2d6=1,5] 6; 3d4: [3d4=2,2,4] 8; 1d100: [1d100=4] 4; 4d20: [4d20=1,3,11,11] 26; 3d6: [3d6=3,3,2] 8; 1d8: [1d8=1] 1
17:15:01 <MekkisScreen> 56+48 = 104
17:16:03 <MekkisScreen> Avatar: present me a situation ingame where that particular set of arithmatic would come up
17:16:37 <MekkisScreen> Brunius: I actually got burned by overdependance on calculators in highschool
17:26:04 <Avatar> why
17:26:07 <Avatar> that is irrelevant
17:29:00 <MekkisScreen> it isn't if someone's thrown a fireball and is taking 5 minutes to add up the dice
17:30:31 <Avatar> 1d8+2d6+8 isn't a fireball
17:30:39 <Avatar> how come you are alllowed to be complex but I am not
17:30:47 <fued> rules
17:30:55 <Avatar> don't know about that fued
17:31:04 <Avatar> I think that is a made-up rule
17:36:35 <N2H4> Oh, fued.
17:36:47 <Ballig> the 1d100 and 4d20 mess it up
17:36:49 <N2H4> I scrolled up. Women votes pretty much decided the winner here in the states.
17:36:59 <Ballig> but otherwise you could come up with a situation that involved a mounted lance charge
17:37:00 <Ballig> and some sneak attacks
17:38:45 <fued> i read that too fast
17:38:50 <fued> i seen something about women mounting sneak attacks
17:41:30 <N2H4> Happens.
17:41:33 <N2H4> Gotta watch out.
17:49:07 <mortthemurrug> I hate maths
17:50:26 <Brunius> Deal.
17:54:00 <fued> maths is the best!
17:54:09 <fued> !throw mathamatical
18:02:51 <mortthemurrug> A mounted lance charge does x3 usual damage
18:03:00 <mortthemurrug> If you crit hm..
18:03:11 <Ballig> if you crit it does x6 usual damage
18:03:16 <Ballig> or uh
18:03:20 <Ballig> x5, I think
18:03:29 <Ballig> there's something about it not being quite so high as you would immediately think
18:03:36 <mortthemurrug> X5
18:03:46 <mortthemurrug> Something about addition came in
18:04:02 <mortthemurrug> And mounted charge at x3 is if you have spirited charge
18:04:15 <Ballig> yeah
18:05:03 <mortthemurrug> You get x6 if you have spirited charge and mounted and you crit
18:05:21 <mortthemurrug> Lance base is x3 crits on a 20
18:05:26 <Ballig> I don't think it's x6
18:05:30 <Ballig> I think it's x5
18:05:42 <Ballig> you would normally think that it's x3 + x3, but there's something to do with losing one of the dice
18:05:43 <Brunius> I think it's x5 too
18:05:43 <Ballig> I can't remember exactly where the rule is
18:07:03 <Ballig> Note : When you multiply damage more than once, each
18:07:03 <Ballig> multiplier works off the original, unmultiplied damage.
18:07:03 <Ballig> So if you are asked to double the damage twice, the end
18:07:03 <Ballig> result is three times the normal damage.
18:12:20 <Avatar> doesn't that mean x3 + x3 is x4
18:12:35 <Ballig> not sure, but not necessarily
18:12:54 <Ballig> if x3 + x3 is x4, what is x3 + x2?
18:13:19 <Avatar> yeah sorry, x5 you're right
18:13:25 <mortthemurrug> Could be right
18:13:34 <Avatar> no wait a sec
18:13:35 <mortthemurrug> There is some obscure rule i remembered
18:13:37 <Avatar> x3 is two extra rolls
18:13:46 <Avatar> so x3 + x3 is x4
18:13:53 <Avatar> x2 is one extra roll
18:13:56 <Ballig> so what is x3 + x2
18:14:11 <Avatar> so x3 + x2 is x3
18:14:18 <Ballig> er
18:14:23 <Ballig> so there's no benefit to the extra x2?
18:14:29 <Ballig> that seems counter intuitive
18:14:40 <Ballig> x3 is x3, and x3 + x2 is still x3
18:16:10 <Avatar> hang on
18:16:33 <Avatar> that description just says it isn't damagex3 x3
18:16:40 <Avatar> it's damage x3 + damage x3
18:16:59 <Ballig> but it's NOT damage x6
18:17:07 <Avatar> so if it were 10 damage, it'd be uh
18:17:12 <Avatar> 60
18:17:20 <Ballig> I'm pretty sure what it ends up being is: damage + 2 extra rolls (x3) + 2 extra rolls (x3 again)
18:17:23 <Avatar> not 90
18:17:24 <Ballig> basically, you don't get the "base damage" twice
18:17:33 <Ballig> it'll be 50
18:17:50 <Ballig> base damage + damage + damage + damage + damage
18:17:50 <Ballig> is what you get
18:17:58 <Ballig> rather than base damage + damage + damage + base damage + damage + damage
18:20:25 <Avatar> yeah that does sound right
18:49:07 <N2H4> I know that double damage x2, ends up as a total of x3.
18:49:42 <Avatar> because it tells us that
18:50:39 <N2H4> I agree that an x3 and an x3 together result in a total of x5.
18:51:11 <N2H4> Not x9 or x6.
19:01:40 <Ballig> yeah. x6 is your first instinct
19:01:46 <Ballig> until you see the multiplying rules
19:02:02 <Ballig> x9 is just the pipe dreams of a munchkin
19:02:07 <N2H4> This came up for me with leap strike in 3.5.
19:02:26 <Avatar> mort did you think it was x9
19:02:38 <Ballig> she thought it was x6
19:02:46 <Ballig> she probably thought it was x9 once! ha ha!
19:23:33 <Brunius> http://i.imgur.com/bc31x.jpg
19:24:43 <N2H4> Those are not elements!
19:25:41 <N2H4> Ah.
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19:44:41 <Avatar> trust Tashes
19:45:21 <Tashes> Dicebot stop spammign me!
19:47:48 <Avatar> she's hearing voices now
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19:54:09 <Avatar> trust sushi
19:54:15 <MincedSushi> Belive sushi
19:54:21 <Avatar> have faith
19:54:25 <Avatar> and ye shall receive
19:54:26 <Ballig> hasn't it been like 6 years since MincedSushi was in here
19:54:31 <Avatar> just about
19:54:37 <MincedSushi> I was here last week!
19:54:40 <MincedSushi> You guys~
19:54:42 <Ballig> that's a filthy lie
19:54:48 <MincedSushi> xD
19:54:54 <Ballig> when are you running some sweet PFS
19:54:56 <MincedSushi> I'll shut my whore mouth now then
19:55:17 <MincedSushi> When my work schedule changes to not be the exact time pfs would be -_-
19:55:47 <MincedSushi> I haven't been able to tabletops for months now >:{
19:56:09 <MincedSushi> http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/glorious-porpoise
19:56:30 <Ballig> quit
19:57:02 <MincedSushi> You guys allt ell me to and then I realise I'd not have the money to live.
19:57:24 <MincedSushi> And prefferably I don't want to run pfs out of a cardboard box in front of the mcDonlads
19:57:44 <Ballig> but you COULD run pfs out of a cardboard box in front of the mcdonalds, right
19:58:07 <Ballig> mort got kicked out of a mcdonalds wihle playing PFS once
19:58:32 <MincedSushi> lol
19:59:13 <MincedSushi> I don't think I've ever been kicked out for gaming at places.
19:59:20 <MincedSushi> Poor Mort face
19:59:21 <Ballig> she lives in Singapore
19:59:37 <MincedSushi> Why would she do a thign like that?!
19:59:39 <Ballig> but she was there for a couple of hours, buying a coffee every now and then, and got kicked out for being "selfish" and taking up a table
20:01:46 <MincedSushi> Can't I jsut go live with you guys?
20:01:49 <Avatar> is that true
20:02:10 <Ballig> you can live with Avatar
20:02:16 <Avatar> no not here
20:02:17 <MincedSushi> Who wants to buy me a plane ticket and let me sleep on their couch!?
20:02:24 <Avatar> go to ballig's place
20:02:30 <Avatar> he would love a visitor
20:02:35 <Ballig> no I wouldn't
20:02:40 <MincedSushi> But Avatar! We could stayup and bake brownies and be bffs
20:02:46 <Avatar> I am trying to become a spy, you can't stay here
20:02:57 <Ballig> I already AM a spy, you can't stay here
20:03:01 <MincedSushi> BALLIG LOVE ME LOVE ME!
20:04:19 <Ballig> apparently Dr Pepper is "fruit flavour soft drink"
20:04:26 <Ballig> don't know what the hell kind of fruit tastes like that
20:04:41 <MincedSushi> It is~
20:04:43 <Avatar> isn't dr pepper cola
20:04:50 <MincedSushi> The Dr pepper fruit obviously
20:05:10 <MincedSushi> What sort of spy are you if you can't figure that out :I
20:05:18 <Ballig> I don't spy on fruit
20:05:24 <MincedSushi> Maybe you should!
20:05:39 <MincedSushi> It's infultrated most homes in this world!
20:05:55 <MincedSushi> It's plotting our downfall and kills millions every year
20:06:02 <Avatar> you don't make friends with salad
20:06:06 <MincedSushi> Only you can stop it Ballig
20:06:23 <Ballig> you don't make friends with salad
20:06:34 <Avatar> you don't make friends with salad
20:14:59 <mortthemurrug> Sushi!
20:15:09 <Ballig> you can probably make friends with sushi
20:15:15 <mortthemurrug> I'm a rug!
20:15:24 <mortthemurrug> Helllppp!
20:15:57 <mortthemurrug> Mekkis turned me into a rug!
20:16:10 <Avatar> I turn you back into mort
20:16:19 <mortthemurrug> Ok! Thanks!
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20:16:31 <Avatar> man I wish I knew about that earlier
20:16:35 <Tashes> i love sushi.
20:16:41 <MincedSushi> >>
20:16:46 <MincedSushi> Don't mince me bro!
20:16:47 <Mort-> I needed to be able to pm
20:16:53 <Ballig> N2H4 isn't jealous, Tashes?
20:16:56 <Mort-> I was a rug for 24 hs
20:16:59 <Tashes> nah, not really
20:17:05 <Tashes> he loves sushi too
20:17:10 <Ballig> wow
20:17:10 <Tashes> in and around his mouth
20:17:24 <MincedSushi> giggity
20:17:27 <Tashes> all that delicious white stuff, with the meat and the sauce..
20:17:34 <MincedSushi> My sushi brings all the boys to the yard
20:17:37 <Ballig> and the seaweed?
20:17:38 <Ballig> o wait
20:17:46 <N2H4> This is not the hammer.
20:17:53 <Ballig> your sushi is the hammer?
20:18:00 <N2H4> No. My penis is.
20:18:50 * MincedSushi nopes out of the room.
20:19:11 <Mort-> Sushi?
20:19:19 <Mort-> Its ok you're still cool
20:21:28 <Mort-> Avatar you have to keep an eye out for mur rugs
20:21:50 <Mort-> They are the result of trigger happy mekkis
20:21:53 <Avatar> no that defeats the purpose
20:33:10 <Mort-> You like me as a rug? :(
20:34:54 <Avatar> no I like you when you're one with reality
20:34:57 <fued> you are very rugged
20:43:38 <fued> HAHA
20:44:06 * Mort- shows off her claws and teeth at fuf
20:44:09 <Mort-> Fued
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21:00:28 <fued> dont u sas me
21:09:28 <Mort-> You laughed at me!
21:09:35 * Mort- growls at fued
21:15:34 <Ballig> those are fingernails
21:22:12 * Mort- fluffs her fur up to become a mur ball
21:22:17 <Ballig> that's hair
21:25:29 * Mort- sighs
21:25:46 * fued sighs
21:26:09 * Ballig sighs
21:26:45 <Mort-> I better sleep early tonight
21:26:51 <Mort-> Have a big day tomorrow!
21:26:52 <Ballig> sleep now
21:26:56 <Mort-> Can't
21:27:02 <Ballig> I believe in you
21:27:03 <Mort-> I'm not home yet
21:27:11 <Ballig> you can sleep now, I have faith in you
21:27:25 <Mort-> How do i sleep while walking
21:27:36 <Ballig> haven't you heard of sleep walking
21:27:37 <fued> sleepwalking
21:27:52 <Mort-> And in the middle of a train station
21:28:42 <Mort-> Must charge my cell and use it as alarm clock.
21:29:05 <Mort-> Must not wake up late. Go mort go!
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21:50:47 <fued> gogo
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