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01:59 <Brunius> sup guys
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05:15 <MincedSushi>  Welcome back
06:24 <fued> not much
07:16 <Mort-> Hi bruuuu
08:56 <Brunius> Anyone able to suggest books?
09:29 <Steven> thank you...
09:56 <Steven> my dogs are being crazy silly right now
10:09 <Steven> the oldest dog magnus tried to climb up on my lap
10:23 <Mort-> David eddings!
10:49 <fued> i think he wanted good books
10:59 <fued> want a kitten
11:02 <Mort-> Its good
11:09 <fued> average at best
11:10 <Mort-> Dude i love his books!
11:12 * Mort- thinks if Stevens dawgs would taste great
11:13 <Steven> sure ill feed it to my dog moonlight
11:21 <fued> i dont care what u do with it, so long as u pick it up
11:22 * Mort- nibbles magnus
11:23 <Steven> Dog does taste pretty good
11:24 <fued> ive read most of em
11:28 <fued> i stick by my statement :P
11:29 <Steven> lol
11:30 <Mort-> So I've heard.
11:33 <Mort-> That as a matter of fact is on opinion
11:35 <Steven> my dog magnus would murder you mort
11:40 <fued> exactly
11:44 <Mort-> I got stoned for that though
11:45 <Steven> that is of course if moonlight didnt kill you first
11:58 <Mort-> You don't tie them up?
12:03 <Mort-> So for someone who hasn't suggested anything..!
12:08 <Mort-> I think i need a chopper
12:08 <Steven> why would i tie them up?
12:13 <fued> yeah ive tied all the kittens up, neighbours keep complaining its cruel tho
12:16 <Steven> they dont get out of the yard
12:18 <Mort-> You're pretty quick to look down on peoples suggestions.
12:24 <Mort-> You could suggest your own?
12:28 <Mort-> You don't tie the cats up
12:33 <fued> kittens
12:36 <Mort-> Dogs on the other hand are bigger
12:39 <Mort-> Why did you
12:56 <fued> patrick rofuss for godmod hero books, wheel of time for fancy plots that always get resolved by luck, theres heaps fairly decent books for $1 on amazon shop
12:58 <Mort-> Id like to eat magnus.
13:38 <fued> the tiny barely able to walk kitens keep scaring the massive dog next dooR
13:43 <Steven> mort if you would like to come and try to kill my dog go for it
13:52 <fued> mageborn series isnt bad
14:01 <Steven> i dont think you would survive it though
14:05 <Steven> they dont like strangers at all
14:06 <Mort-> I couldn't stand wheel of time
14:09 <Mort-> Gibberish :d
14:18 <fued> after book 4 or so
14:26 <fued> i got bugged because everything resolved by luck
14:29 <Mort-> The dawg is scared of kittens?
14:30 <Brunius> Wheel of Time was alright
14:33 <Steven> people dont get to come in the house unless either J or i bring them in and tell the dogs a key phrase.
14:39 <fued> oh hes tavern, it happened because of that
14:40 <Mort-> The whole series was all gibberish to me
14:49 <Mort-> Oh
14:49 <Mort-> :(
14:51 <Hydrazine> I hated Wheel of Time.
14:59 <Hydrazine> But Pat Rothfuss is the business.
15:04 * Hydrazine high fives fued.
15:05 <Mort-> I would eat your dawgs
15:14 <Hydrazine> I even have a Kvothe shirt, because my girlfriend rocks.
15:17 <fued> pat rothfussd does great books, but he does indulge to teenagers a bit
15:26 <fued> makes his character the best at everything etc
15:38 <Mort-> I haven't gotten about book 2 yet though
15:41 <Hydrazine> Except when he doesn't?
15:48 <Mort-> Name of the wind i just read
16:05 <fued> he gets overconfident, thats usually his weakness lol
16:15 <fued> cant say i blame him tho haha
16:25 <fued> lol cant have gaurd dogs on private property here.. too risky legally 
16:52 <Brunius> Tashes: Suggest books for me!
17:32 <fued> im reading all of peter hamiltons books at the moment, going through a sci fi book phase lol
18:26 <Mort-> I don't touch sci fi except for star wars
18:30 <MekkisScreen> ruread Steven Brust
18:31 <Mort-> Can't even take dune
18:43 <MekkisScreen> Brunius: read Brust
19:10 <fued> i read some fantasy book about an assasin the other day, wasnt bad
19:14 <fued> forget what it was called lol
20:11 <fued> night angel trilogy
20:15 <MekkisScreen> Jhereg?
20:59 <Mort-> Uh
23:26 <Mort-> I suspect i won't be reading much though
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26:44 <Steven> my dogs arent guard dogs, they just dont like new people, and really dont like new people on their territory
27:23 <fued> yeah i need to stop wasting time on crap like that lol
32:12 <Mort-> Ok wee
32:15 <Hydrazine> How the hell do animals eat fish without hurting themselves?
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36:22 <Mort-> Oh my gosh there are no games scheduled for next week
38:04 <Tashes> i just finished that fued, it's pretty awesome
38:12 <Tashes> Brunius: read the night angel trilogy
38:28 <Tashes> Brunius: read the first wheel of time book. Just the first one. 
38:35 <Brunius> I've read the first one
38:44 <Tashes> Have you read the tomorrow when the war began series?
39:48 <Brunius> All 10
40:01 <MekkisScreen> have you reas David Gross?
40:15 <MekkisScreen> there are only seven
40:24 <Brunius> +ellie chronicles
41:59 <Hydrazine> The Way of Kings!
51:13 <Tashes> OMG
51:13 <Tashes> yes
51:15 <Tashes> KALADIN!
51:35 <Tashes> the way of kings by brandon sanderson
59:03 <Avatar> yo
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04:55 <MekkisScreen> lyo
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22:18 <Mekkis> I should try and kill Steven's dog with an automatic weapon
26:35 * MincedSushi approves
27:05 <Avatar> do you get stoned mort
27:20 <Avatar> oh woops that was a few hours ago
34:07 <Mort-> Nah i get high
35:39 * fued agrees
36:16 <Mekkis> steven would probably come out with a tank and kill me though
36:40 <Mekkis> fued, I hear diebot killed you
36:50 <Mekkis> she does that sometimes
38:21 <fued> use a mortar instead of an automatic weapon?
54:13 <Tashes> lol spaceshot
55:42 <Brunius> Ha, what's he doing this time
55:55 <fued> yeah
55:56 <fued> was harsh
56:44 <Tashes> just being. 
59:49 <MekkisScreen> where?
01:48 <Avatar> on steam
01:52 <Avatar> you'd know if you were there
01:59 <Avatar> but not if you are brunius
12:36 <MekkisScreen> is today a public holiday?
12:38 <Avatar> I was considering running an impromptu game tonight
12:40 <Avatar> tomorrow is
12:42 <Avatar> in melb
12:49 <Brunius> Tomorrow is
13:19 <Brunius> Okay, what the hell is a neutron bomb
13:24 <MekkisScreen> Avatar, put me down for running a 3-7 on Saturday ,lease
13:43 <MekkisScreen> starting at 0:00 UTC
14:30 <Avatar> 11am
14:37 <Avatar> what 3-7 is it
14:53 <Brunius> http://www.reddit.com/r/ggggg
14:57 <Brunius> What the hell reddit, what the hell
15:12 <Brunius> Okay, so it's meant to be an EMP?
15:20 <MekkisScreen> hmmm
16:01 <Brunius> Oh christ
16:08 <Brunius> That is nasty
18:27 <MekkisScreen> In Wrath's Shadow or Sanos Abduction
18:49 <Avatar> should pick one
19:18 <Mekkis> yeah
19:19 <Mekkis> it is
19:37 <MekkisScreen> let's go with Wrath's Shadow
19:43 <MekkisScreen> 4-05 iirc
19:55 <Avatar> you can always change it later if need be
20:10 <MekkisScreen> unless someone who's played it wants to play
20:28 <MekkisScreen> were you there when we played it, Avatar?
20:49 <Avatar> no
21:21 <MekkisScreen> really?
21:23 <MekkisScreen> oh
21:33 <Avatar> the only season 4 I've played is green market
21:36 <MekkisScreen> you did rats while I did it
21:40 <MekkisScreen> fun fun
21:47 <MekkisScreen> are you playing?
21:49 <Avatar> fucking rats
21:50 <Brunius> You should run goblinworks
22:06 <MekkisScreen> goblinworks or golemworks?
22:11 <Avatar> man you running a season 4 scares me more than a regular game you run scares me
22:13 <Brunius> sorry, golemworks
22:15 <Brunius> You're right
22:41 <Avatar> Brunius: you running one anytime soon?
22:44 <MekkisScreen> I should run Rebel's ransom
22:47 <Brunius> Nope
22:53 <Brunius> We'll see about after exams
23:01 <Avatar> when's exams
23:06 <MekkisScreen> Mort is running Jester's fraud one of these days
23:11 <Brunius> Three weeks
23:45 <Avatar> that was on my list of ones to run
23:53 <MekkisScreen> oh!
24:07 <Avatar> Brunius: that's pretty much soon
24:11 <MekkisScreen> so you want her to run it earlier, so you get credit first!
24:24 <Hydrazine> ...Um, no?
24:27 <Avatar> how does that work
24:37 <Brunius> We'll see != I will run one
24:39 <Avatar> if she runs it earlier she gets it first
24:41 <Mekkis> what?
24:42 <Hydrazine> neutrons don't really react with electronics.
24:43 <Brunius> From what I'm reading here it's designed to kill from radiation?
24:43 <Avatar> I don't care, there's always more players
24:47 <Hydrazine> Hence, neutron. As in, neutral.
24:58 <Mekkis> that's about right
24:59 <Brunius> Oh yeah ignore the EMP bit
25:04 <Brunius> Wikipedia was being unclear (again)
25:07 <Hydrazine> Kill from radiaton? Yes.
25:08 <MekkisScreen> I mean, so you can play it before running it
25:14 <Hydrazine> Neutron radiation is bad juju, believe me.
25:14 <Avatar> I've already played it
25:25 <Mekkis> if you've played SOF1, it's all about that
25:27 <Brunius> Oh, physics is fun...
25:28 <MekkisScreen> oh
25:32 <Avatar> we'll see is good enough brun
25:34 <Mekkis> what do they use to shield from it?
25:37 <Hydrazine> Its a Big Deal if a submarine detects neutrons in the engineroom.
25:40 <Avatar> it's not exactly this weekend
25:54 <Hydrazine> Really wanna know, Mek?
25:55 <Avatar> have you played portal of the sacred rune
26:01 <Hydrazine> Its real complicated stuff. Hard to find.
26:09 <Mekkis> if you don't need to kill me afterwards, yeah
26:16 <Hydrazine> Water.
26:23 <Mekkis> beryllium?
26:30 <Mekkis> ah
26:33 <Mekkis> that would do it
26:36 <MekkisScreen> that's the 7-11 at the end of season 3?
26:49 <Avatar> yeah
26:51 <Hydrazine> Beryllium's radioactive, or can be with a few neutrons in.
26:57 <Avatar> season finale
26:59 <Hydrazine> Which makes it a bad idea for a shielding material.
27:04 <MekkisScreen> no, but my local VC wants to run it for me
27:06 <Brunius> Water?
27:08 <Brunius> Really?
27:09 <Mekkis> yeah
27:11 <Hydrazine> Yep. It works.
27:14 <Brunius> How much?
27:16 <MekkisScreen> have you played Mantis' prey?
27:17 <Hydrazine> Alot.
27:17 <Avatar> that's the one andrei wants me to run this weekend
27:20 <Mekkis> light water absorbs neutrons
27:24 <Avatar> and it looks intimidating as hell to run
27:28 <Avatar> I haven't
27:32 <Mekkis> (see: BWR design)
27:42 * Brunius starts scribbling down stuff for his physics homework
27:45 <Hydrazine> We measure it in thickness rather than usual fluid measurements.
27:48 <Avatar> darkwhite and ryan have apparently gone awol
27:58 <Brunius> Yeah that makes sense
28:01 <Avatar> I told darkwhite to lock it in this weekend about a week or so ago and he hasn't done it yet
28:18 <Hydrazine> Its the hydrogen. Neutrons interact most with objects about the same size. Which is pretty much just protons. aka, hydrogen nucleus.
28:23 <Avatar> secretly this is ok because running this tough scenario that I haven't played before, in person, scares me
28:28 <Brunius> Yeah thought that might be it
28:40 <Brunius> I think ryan probably has uni exams coming up
29:08 <MekkisScreen> have you played Storming the Diamond Gate?
29:15 <Hydrazine> Yeah, one of the major considerations for a shielding material Mek, is how radioactive it will become after absorbing a bunch.
29:15 <Avatar> no, unfortunately
29:22 <Avatar> I wish I had before I ran this
29:29 <MekkisScreen> want me to run it thisweekend instead?
29:37 <Avatar> what level is it
29:42 <MekkisScreen> it's a 3-7
29:55 <Hydrazine> Which is why lead remains a popular choice.
29:56 <Mekkis> what happens to the water after it's done its absorbing?
30:15 <Mekkis> do some of the Hs turn into Ds?
30:16 <Brunius> Wouldn't it just become heavy water?
30:27 <Mekkis> or am I looking at it too simplisticly
30:50 <Avatar> I'm tempted
31:25 <Hydrazine> A small amount would become deuterium, yes.
32:20 <Avatar> the 3's I have are my underpowered characters
32:22 <Avatar> prone to death
32:33 <Brunius> Bring a level 6!
32:39 <Avatar> I don't have any left
32:43 <Avatar> buck, snickers and cairo are 8+
32:53 <MekkisScreen> heh
33:01 <MekkisScreen> I only have one 7 left
33:05 <MekkisScreen> Grolschmir
33:18 <Avatar> don't you like playing grolschmir anymore
33:31 <MekkisScreen> Kernigahn is 3 now, and Nightmare will be 3 Any Time Now
33:46 <MekkisScreen> I prefer playing Deceased and Itzamna
33:56 <MekkisScreen> they're really fun to play
34:02 <Avatar> my alchemist is one game away from hitting 3
34:42 <MekkisScreen> Nightmare's been 1 off 3 for more than half a year!
34:52 <MekkisScreen> technically, he's still a synthesist!
34:57 <Avatar> yeah but that was a synthesist and synthesists are banned
35:09 <MekkisScreen> technically, he's still a synthesist!
35:09 <Ballig> I was once a synthesist like you
35:11 <Ballig> then I took a ban to the knee
35:49 <Mekkis> then you dump it in the surrounding ocean and replace with new water?
35:50 <MekkisScreen> (as in: hasn't got a GM-signed rebuild)
35:50 <Avatar> the level 3 options I have are the one I don't want to die and the one who is likely too underpowered
37:19 <Mekkis> I need to prepare In Wrath's Shadow
39:36 <Avatar> I'd be a maybe mekkis
39:51 <Avatar> if that's not enough, set up one of the other two
40:58 <MekkisScreen> tel me by Wednesday
42:05 <Avatar> I'd want to see 4 players on the list first
44:26 <Mekkis> does the aircraft carrier still have a place in modern warfare?
48:59 <Brunius> Assuming non-nuclear, I think it does
50:11 <Avatar> hey, my ninja is still level 1 with 2 exp and I didn't want to play a ninja anymore
50:22 <Avatar> that's pretty damn convenient
51:30 <fued> 4 players woo
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12:07 <Avatar> might run a game tomorrow if people are around
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52:12 <guzza> so u all think ur hard cunts huh
52:17 <guzza> dddddddddd n dddddddddddd
52:24 <guzza> hard rock cunts
52:27 <guzza> fuck up
52:41 <guzza> ill kick all ur heads in
52:52 <guzza> so stop thinking ur cool n shit
53:56 <guzza> cmon cunts
54:08 <guzza> ill take on any cunt in here
54:32 <guzza> get that rock guitar shit outta my face
54:42 <guzza> fuckin drop outs
54:54 <guzza> drop kick losers
14:04 <Mort-> Lol nice message avatar
15:01 <Avatar> I just realised warhorn has this great feature
15:12 <Avatar> where if you enter your password incorrectly, it says "incorrect password"
15:23 <Avatar> and it makes the "forgot your password" link disappear
15:57 <Avatar> so if you forget your password, you'd better remember the link was there underneath it, or you can't reset it 
16:28 <Ballig> that's a pretty awesome feature, I should do that
17:05 <Avatar> maybe you will get more people to use the site that way
18:00 <Avatar> :o)
29:42 <Mekkis> Do we think we're cool n shit?
30:04 <Mekkis> I personally don't think I'm shit
34:58 <Avatar> yeah just cool
35:03 <Avatar> v.cool in fact
35:16 <Mekkis> cool. Good to know
35:33 <Avatar> occasionally I like to bring out the old rock guitar without shame
36:05 <Mekkis> my parents always pushed me towards classical music
36:18 <Avatar> but you couldn't help yourself, amirite
36:43 <Mekkis> well
36:48 <Mekkis> I never took up guitar
37:01 <Mekkis> I can play Viola passably well
37:03 <Avatar> oh you should
37:09 <Avatar> you will become badass
37:23 <Avatar> you will be able to rock with the best of them like our friend mr guzza
37:26 <Mekkis> and can play Trumpet almost unterribly
37:46 <Mekkis> and should stop capitalising nonproper nouns
40:30 <Avatar> I'm kind of tempted to run the scenario I was going to run offline, in here first on saturday
40:38 <Avatar> because it looks really hard to run
41:13 <Avatar> how many 7+ characters do we have
41:20 <Avatar> level 7
42:41 <Mekkis> it looks like I'll be able to run either Sanos Abduction or In Wrath's Shadow next weekend
43:02 <Mekkis> they're both 3-7. Anyone got any opinions as to which one?
43:31 <Ballig> Bobbob is only just level 7
44:58 <Avatar> might be a drainer to run the same scenario two days in a row
00:13 <fued> wraths shadow
00:28 <fued> wonder if i can hit 3 before then lol
01:08 <Mekkis> how attached to your character are you?
02:32 <fued> not very
02:39 <fued> im currently thinking of completely redoing it lol
06:28 <Mekkis> http://www.galactanet.com/comic/view.php?strip=3
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07:34 <mib_mq58k7> hi?
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37:09 <Avatar> what's wrong with it fued
55:34 <Mekkis> Avatar, what scenario?
05:13 <fued> nothings wrong with it, i just had another idea for a character
05:13 <fued> haha
07:12 <Avatar> you'll want more than one anyway
12:27 <Mekkis> wtf
12:46 <Mekkis> do you understand the Scroll Scholar variant wizard?
12:51 <Mekkis> At 1st level, a scroll scholar chooses one Knowledge skill. This becomes a class skill if it is not already one. 
13:05 <Mekkis> Prerequisite: A wizard must either be a universalist wizard or a diviner wizard in order to take this archetype
13:07 <Mekkis> ummm
13:07 <Mekkis> wtf
14:53 <Avatar> haha
15:22 <Avatar> maybe the person who wrote it doesn't know what a wizard is
20:27 <Mekkis> perhaps
20:31 <Mekkis> this is from the Field Guide
20:41 <Mekkis> so technically, you don't need to actually own the source!
20:48 <Mekkis> to play a crappy archtype
22:35 <Mekkis> hmmm
22:43 <Mekkis> !feat Evolved%
22:44 <diebot> Mekkis, EVOLVED FAMILIAR []Prereq:  Int 13, Cha 13, familiar class feature.  Your familiar is different from others of its kind.
22:45 <diebot> Benefit:  Select an evolution from the list of 1-point evolutions available to a summoner's eidolon. Your familiar has this evolution. The familiar must conform to any limitations of the evolution. For instance, no familiars can benefit from the mount evolution and only familiars with wings can take the wing buffet evolution. If you gain a new
22:45 <diebot> familiar, your old familiar loses all evolutions, and you can select a new 1-point evolution for the new familiar.
22:45 <diebot> Special:  You can gain this feat multiple times. Its effects stack, granting a new 1-point evolution to your familiar each time you gain this feat. Source: UM
22:51 <Mekkis> so
23:08 <Mekkis> play a wizard with Improved Familiar and Evolved Familiar for every feat!
44:39 <Mekkis> wakarimasen?
45:41 <Mekkis> Global Info Links , Internet Service Provider
46:07 <Mekkis> Vodaphone mobile
46:48 <Mekkis> Christchurch?
47:20 <Mekkis> Bill Walker is a douche
48:15 <Mekkis> FYI: Advertising class C networks makes you look like a douche
08:41 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: TBA || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au 
08:41 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sat Nov  3 13:59:27 2012
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08:16 <Sn0uu> yo
11:46 <Hydrazine> oy
12:43 <Sn0uu> does anyone here use google doc or anything similar (not notepad) for D&D char sheets?
13:23 <Hydrazine> I know someone does.
13:26 <Hydrazine> No idea who though.
13:32 <Hydrazine> Someone's got spreadsheets and stuff.
14:13 <Sn0uu> ok
14:19 <Sn0uu> why do you all just use notepad?
14:23 <Sn0uu> i dont understand it
14:36 <Hydrazine> Its easy?
37:43 <fued> i use my own program
37:47 <fued> sick of the others
39:50 <Sn0uu> exactly
47:21 <Mekkis> I use a LaTeX sheet
47:24 <Mekkis> it's great
47:29 <Mekkis> with versioning and everything
47:46 <Sn0uu> whats that
48:25 <Mekkis> a document markup language
51:09 <Sn0uu> ok
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11:51 <Mekkis> why does the US stay with the Electoral College system?
14:42 <Hydrazine> Because we're better at making new laws than getting rid of outdated laws.
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01:41 <Brunius> sup guys
06:06 <fued> not much
06:58 <Mort-> Hi bruuuu
08:38 <Brunius> Anyone able to suggest books?
10:05 <Mort-> David eddings!
10:31 <fued> i think he wanted good books
10:44 <Mort-> Its good
10:51 <fued> average at best
10:52 <Mort-> Dude i love his books!
11:05 <fued> ive read most of em
11:10 <fued> i stick by my statement :P
11:15 <Mort-> That as a matter of fact is on opinion
11:22 <fued> exactly
11:45 <Mort-> So for someone who hasn't suggested anything..!
12:00 <Mort-> You're pretty quick to look down on peoples suggestions.
12:05 <Mort-> You could suggest your own?
12:38 <fued> patrick rofuss for godmod hero books, wheel of time for fancy plots that always get resolved by luck, theres heaps fairly decent books for $1 on amazon shop
13:33 <fued> mageborn series isnt bad
13:48 <Mort-> I couldn't stand wheel of time
13:51 <Mort-> Gibberish :d
14:00 <fued> after book 4 or so
14:08 <fued> i got bugged because everything resolved by luck
14:12 <Brunius> Wheel of Time was alright
14:21 <fued> oh hes tavern, it happened because of that
14:22 <Mort-> The whole series was all gibberish to me
14:33 <Hydrazine> I hated Wheel of Time.
14:41 <Hydrazine> But Pat Rothfuss is the business.
14:46 * Hydrazine high fives fued.
14:55 <Hydrazine> I even have a Kvothe shirt, because my girlfriend rocks.
14:58 <fued> pat rothfussd does great books, but he does indulge to teenagers a bit
15:08 <fued> makes his character the best at everything etc
15:19 <Avatar> I just realised warhorn has this great feature
15:20 <Mort-> I haven't gotten about book 2 yet though
15:23 <Hydrazine> Except when he doesn't?
15:30 <Avatar> where if you enter your password incorrectly, it says "incorrect password"
15:30 <Mort-> Name of the wind i just read
15:41 <Avatar> and it makes the "forgot your password" link disappear
15:47 <fued> he gets overconfident, thats usually his weakness lol
15:57 <fued> cant say i blame him tho haha
16:15 <Avatar> so if you forget your password, you'd better remember the link was there underneath it, or you can't reset it 
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16:34 <Brunius> Tashes: Suggest books for me!
16:46 <Ballig> that's a pretty awesome feature, I should do that
17:14 <fued> im reading all of peter hamiltons books at the moment, going through a sci fi book phase lol
17:24 <Avatar> maybe you will get more people to use the site that way
18:08 <Mort-> I don't touch sci fi except for star wars
18:12 <MekkisScreen> ruread Steven Brust
18:13 <Mort-> Can't even take dune
18:25 <MekkisScreen> Brunius: read Brust
18:52 <fued> i read some fantasy book about an assasin the other day, wasnt bad
18:56 <fued> forget what it was called lol
19:53 <fued> night angel trilogy
19:57 <MekkisScreen> Jhereg?
23:08 <Mort-> I suspect i won't be reading much though
27:05 <fued> yeah i need to stop wasting time on crap like that lol
36:04 <Mort-> Oh my gosh there are no games scheduled for next week
37:46 <Tashes> i just finished that fued, it's pretty awesome
37:54 <Tashes> Brunius: read the night angel trilogy
38:10 <Tashes> Brunius: read the first wheel of time book. Just the first one. 
38:17 <Brunius> I've read the first one
38:26 <Tashes> Have you read the tomorrow when the war began series?
39:30 <Brunius> All 10
39:43 <MekkisScreen> have you reas David Gross?
39:57 <MekkisScreen> there are only seven
40:06 <Brunius> +ellie chronicles
40:48 <Avatar> I'm kind of tempted to run the scenario I was going to run offline, in here first on saturday
40:56 <Avatar> because it looks really hard to run
41:31 <Avatar> how many 7+ characters do we have
41:38 <Avatar> level 7
41:41 <Hydrazine> The Way of Kings!
43:49 <Ballig> Bobbob is only just level 7
45:16 <Avatar> might be a drainer to run the same scenario two days in a row
50:55 <Tashes> OMG
50:55 <Tashes> yes
50:56 <Tashes> KALADIN!
51:16 <Tashes> the way of kings by brandon sanderson
58:45 <Avatar> yo
04:37 <MekkisScreen> lyo
07:52 <mib_mq58k7> hi?
55:52 <Mekkis> Avatar, what scenario?
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09:57 <fued> a 1-5 game? :D
13:01 <Mekkis> not tonight?
13:25 <Avatar> do we have 3 people who want to play it
13:27 <Ballig> why not tonight
13:30 <Mekkis> sure
13:53 <Avatar> don't you believe it's possible mekkis
14:03 <Mekkis> what?
14:13 <Ballig> I think he's doubting you
14:15 <Avatar> ballig said why not tonight and you said sure
14:21 <Avatar> like as if
14:28 <Ballig> yeah he's doubting you
14:33 <Ballig> you should show him how wrong he is, Avatar
14:33 <Mekkis> I was responding to your statement 
14:34 <Avatar> don't you believe in miracles
14:35 <fued> that doubt
14:51 <Avatar> then maybe that is a sarcastic sure, as if
15:07 <Avatar> I don't think I know any 1-5s that you haven't played
15:15 <Mekkis> no, it was an enthusiastic "Sure! go ahead!"
15:33 <Avatar> empyreal enlightenment maybe
15:33 <Mekkis> Among the <anything>!
15:42 <Mekkis> played enlightenment
15:42 <Avatar> kapow's running those
15:49 <Avatar> I've only played among the dead
15:57 <Avatar> I'm still waiting on him for living and gods
16:03 <Avatar> he's been held up by first steps
16:23 <fued> im good for anything!
16:23 <Mekkis> Darkest Vengeance!
16:30 <Avatar> forget darkest vengeance
16:37 <Ballig> run darkest vengeance
16:38 <Mekkis> I haven't played it!
16:44 <Mekkis> I've got a disposable character!
16:44 <Avatar> you will cheat
16:45 <Ballig> for mekkis
16:50 <Avatar> you will check the rafters
17:00 <Ballig> you still get GM credit for running it
17:02 <Ballig> even if he checks the rafters
17:13 <Avatar> I don't want to guarantee kill people for GM credit
17:16 <Mekkis> Devil We Know 3 and 4
17:17 <Avatar> or guarantee cheaters for GM credit
17:26 <Avatar> I haven't played devil we know 3 and 4
18:00 <Mekkis> !idealscenario gm=22871 players=10339
18:02 <diebot> Mekkis, idealscenario gm=<pfsnumber> player=<pfsnumber,pfsnumber> [minlevel=n] [maxlevel=n] [redm=1] [unplayed=1]  
18:21 <Mekkis> !idealscenario gm=22871 players=10339,80000
18:23 <diebot> Mekkis, idealscenario gm=<pfsnumber> player=<pfsnumber,pfsnumber> [minlevel=n] [maxlevel=n] [redm=1] [unplayed=1]  
18:35 <Mekkis> !idealscenario gm=22871 player=10339 minlevel=1
18:40 <diebot> Mekkis, 
18:44 <Mekkis> hmm
19:06 <fued> !idealscenario
19:08 <diebot> fued, idealscenario gm=<pfsnumber> player=<pfsnumber,pfsnumber> [minlevel=n] [maxlevel=n] [redm=1] [unplayed=1]  
19:19 <fued> !idealscenario gm=23412 player=21432,123432
19:20 <diebot> fued, 
19:24 <Ballig> prince of Augustana
19:28 <Mekkis> played it
19:38 <Ballig> then you haven't updated your info on the website
20:08 <Ballig> The Green Market
20:22 <Mekkis> we played that together
20:37 <Avatar> green market isn't 1-5
20:38 <Mekkis> the only one in 1-5 is Amoung the Dead
20:49 <Mekkis> and Darkest Vengeance
21:10 <Ballig> Darkest Vengeance it is
23:18 <Mekkis> Hmmm
23:32 <Mekkis> I hope I'll have time to do my washing before next Saturday
23:58 <Mekkis> I'd hate to have to say "I could give you a reroll, but my shirt's in the wash"
24:25 <Ballig> you should say it while wearing the shirt
24:26 <Ballig> hilarity will ensue
24:44 <Mekkis> I'll wear my Sword Bomber shirt!
25:03 <Ballig> wear a jacket or another shirt over it
25:07 <Ballig> and rip that jacket/shirt off in the big reveal
25:21 <Mekkis> I did that when I played it!
25:34 <Mekkis> then Darkwhite asked if I actually had a faction shirt
26:16 <Ballig> did you play stripper music while you took your overshirt off
26:20 <Mekkis> no
26:28 <Mekkis> I went to my bag and took the Andoran shirt out
27:21 <Ballig> does it count if you weren't wearing it at the time of the original roll
28:00 <Avatar> if you have it with you, that's enough
28:01 <Mekkis> yes
28:04 <Ballig> ah but is it
28:09 <Ballig> but is it
28:16 <Avatar> yes
28:16 <Mekkis> my local VC at the time ruled it
28:27 <Mekkis> back when my local VC was 1600km away
28:35 <Mekkis> Ballig, can you find me a place in Canberra?
29:41 <Ballig> allhomes.com.au is the most commonly used resource here
30:12 <Mekkis> is it worth considering buying?
30:42 <Ballig> there's no less reason to buy here than any other area
32:48 <Mekkis> what does that mean?
35:01 <Brunius> you should buy in woden
35:03 <Brunius> or pearce
35:09 <Mekkis> why?
35:21 <Brunius> because it's woden/pearce
35:34 <Ballig> it means that I can't give you advice on whether or not you should buy property
35:44 <Ballig> but I'm not aware of any reason that buying in Canberra would be any worse than buying anywhere else
35:45 <Mekkis> pl
35:46 <Mekkis> ok
37:40 <Mekkis> well
37:45 <Mekkis> I can't get a place in Dickson
38:55 <Ballig> crimtrac wouldn't want you living that close to them anyway
39:15 <Brunius> crimtrac?
39:32 <Ballig> APS agency in Dickson
39:52 <Mekkis> we had an issue in Dickson earlier this year
40:16 <Mekkis> the pole displays at the chemists were truncating the text at an... unfortunate place
42:59 <Brunius> How is the edge of chainmail sealed?
44:16 <Ballig> don't you just close the links
44:28 <Brunius> Yeah, I think so
44:35 <Brunius> Seems a little messy with larger links though
44:56 <Ballig> you can put some tassles on it
53:10 <Avatar> you guys actually missed a lot of the backstory of wonders in the weave by not having much dialog throughout it
53:21 <Brunius> Could I get it in PM now?
53:50 <Ballig> not much we can do about not having that specific language available to us
54:00 <Brunius> Yeah, that was a bit of a bitch
54:03 <Avatar> yeah the problem was you had nobody with the language
54:11 <Ballig> easier to just charge everyone
54:16 <Avatar> part 2 is actually about 80% talking
54:20 <Ballig> I'm glad I got to use Charge Through that scenario
54:40 <Brunius> 'easier to just charge everyone'
54:46 <Ballig> I realised earlier that day that it will be useful when I have something right up adjacent to me that would normally prevent me from charging at all
54:47 <Brunius> I'm totally gonna make a big dumb fighter
55:06 <Brunius> I don't think I've ever played a particularly dumb fighter
55:08 <Avatar> part 1 was my big dumb mistake at the end
55:20 <Avatar> I told you guys what you found didn't I
55:25 <Avatar> later on
55:35 <Brunius> Did you
56:38 <Ballig> yeah
56:44 <Ballig> we were still in skype when you told us
56:54 <Avatar> I'm sure it was after that
57:05 <Ballig> was it a boat
57:11 <Avatar> what
57:17 <Avatar> there was no boat
57:19 <Ballig> yeah there was
57:21 <Avatar> I briefly mentioned a ring, but that wasn't enough
57:26 <Ballig> then there was a boat
57:33 <Avatar> there's no boat
57:54 <Ballig> you said there was
57:58 <Avatar> I didn't say anything about a boat
58:00 <Ballig> a boat full of swag
58:05 <Ballig> about to be kicked off
58:06 <Avatar> no boat no pirates and no treasure
58:11 <Brunius> did it have yolo in it
59:55 <Brunius> I should properly level bairaq
05:21 <Avatar> yeah when did levelling up become such a chore
05:34 <Ballig> it isn't a chore for Bobbob
05:38 <Avatar> it's like "stop giving me experience !!"
05:42 <Ballig> just have to think of what feats to buy
05:54 <Brunius> It's more like I just forgot/can't be bothered
05:56 <Ballig> I was going to spend his 9.7k gold but then remembered I wanted 10k to buy an ebony fly satuette
05:58 <Avatar> do you have a plan for your $$
06:08 <Brunius> What does a statuette do?
06:15 <Ballig> turns into a flying mount
06:23 <Avatar> is that permanent
06:37 <Mort-> There is a feat to let you take your figurine as your companion
06:38 <Ballig> it's like 12 hours a day or something
06:48 <Mort-> X h for whatevp week mostly?
06:50 <Ballig> maybe 12 hours twice a week
07:06 <Ballig> sorry, it's 12 hours three times per week
07:24 <Ballig> the way I see it if a day lasts longer than 12 hours, or if a scenario goes for more than 3 days in a week, I will just go back to a regular mount !
07:28 <Brunius> !item Ebony Fly Statuette
07:38 <Ballig> !item Figurines of Wondrous Power
07:47 <Ballig> Ebony Fly: When animated, an ebony fly is the size of a pony and 
07:47 <Ballig> has all the statistics of a pegasus but can make no attacks. The item 
07:47 <Ballig> can be used three times per week for up to 12 hours per use. When 
07:47 <Ballig> 12 hours have passed or when the command word is spoken, the 
07:47 <Ballig> ebony fly again becomes a tiny statuette. Moderate transmutation;  
08:04 <Mort-> There is a feat to take it as your animal companion
08:28 <Ballig> what's it called
08:46 <Avatar> I don't know if I've ever played a scenario that goes for more than 3 days
08:50 <Avatar> except modules
09:00 <Ballig> there are games that involve days of travelling
09:06 <Ballig> but usually it's at the start of a scenario, rather than in the middle
09:07 <Avatar> oh that's a good point
09:10 <Avatar> first steps 3 is like that
10:11 <Mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/companion-figurine
10:21 <Mort-> Not sure if pfs legal
10:25 <Mort-> Better go check
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11:04 <Ballig> it is
11:26 <Mort-> I don't know. I took it out of curiousity
11:42 <Mort-> Looked at it
11:54 <Ballig> you have to be a druid to get it by the looks
12:23 <Ballig> it has a pre-requisite feat that has a pre-requisite of wild empathy
12:26 <Ballig> for the ebony fly, that is
12:31 <Mort-> No?
12:35 <Mort-> Handle animal
13:01 <Mort-> Oh the vermin heart thing
13:05 <Mort-> I see
25:27 <Mekkis> Avatar, I believe Assault on Kingdom Impossible takes about a week
25:41 <Brunius> It does.
27:58 <fued> sounds good
28:01 <fued> lets do it
31:00 * Mort- paws fued for cookies
31:14 <Avatar> assault is another one I need to do
31:39 <Mort-> I need a roc.
31:50 <Brunius> Need to do as in play or run
31:51 <Avatar> what for
32:03 <fued> i wanna make a gnome ranger on a velociraptor
32:09 <Brunius> Do it!
32:15 <Brunius> Can only ride at level 7 though
32:18 <fued> yeh
32:22 <fued> wolf till then
32:29 <Mort-> So i can jump on top and fly away after i get my cookies
32:45 <Mort-> I agree with everything except the gnome part
32:48 <fued> i baked cookies today haha
32:55 <Mort-> Rangers don't get companion till 4
32:59 <Ballig> make it two gnomes
33:12 <Mort-> You need boon companion after
33:12 <fued> 1st level in cavalier and boon companion?
33:22 <Mort-> I don't like gnomes
33:34 <Mort-> For your ranger halflings are better
33:36 <Ballig> don't take cavalier
33:41 <Mort-> Can but your mount won't progress
34:02 <fued> but gnome!
34:06 <Mort-> I don't like gnome7
34:12 <Mort-> Gnomes suck
34:27 <Ballig> do go gnome
34:27 <Ballig> don't go cavalier
34:28 <Mort-> Their eyes are too big and they delight in burning your house down
34:49 <fued> single level of druid instead? lol
35:05 <Mort-> Gnomes are stupid. Halflings pwn
35:20 <fued> he was gonna be a gnome cookie baker
35:24 <Ballig> what are your plans
35:30 <fued> ride a mount
35:33 <fued> shoot a bit
35:35 <fued> charge in and kill
35:39 <Ballig> you can't take a velociraptor as a cavalier
35:40 <Mort-> Shoot while mounted of course
35:47 <Avatar> halflings > gnomes
35:52 <Mort-> Oh
35:53 <Mort-> That
35:56 <fued> beast rider
35:59 <Ballig> keep in mind the penalties you get for shooting on a mount
36:01 <Avatar> I might turn my ninja into a summoner
36:04 <Mort-> Ok you want to be grolshmir version 2
36:08 <Mort-> Only at double move
36:10 <Mort-> You take penalties
36:16 <Mort-> Single is ok?
36:31 <Avatar> I think my summoner experience ended too early before I could take any real advantage
36:39 <Ballig> at 7th level you get the velociraptor
37:34 <Mort-> You can shoot while mounted on single move without penalties
37:57 <Mort-> Never really interested in summoners. Most on syn
38:24 <Ballig> wonder why
38:25 <Ballig> :p
38:49 <Ballig> I would have liked to play a master summoner
38:55 <Ballig> or a summoner with an archetype that removes the eidolon for something worthwhile
39:05 <Mort-> I'm not interested in gs or alch either
39:18 <Mort-> Have my quirks
39:28 <Ballig> your quirks aren't quirks, they're just powergaming
39:34 <Mort-> I believe those two are too high tech to belong in pfs
39:39 <Mort-> No gs are powerful
39:47 <Mort-> Just i find that too high tech
39:51 <Mort-> Don't like guns.
40:39 <Mort-> Besides who doesn't like doing the transformers/power ranger things her
40:40 <Mort-> Heh
40:44 <Mekkis> Avatar, I believe Assault on Kingdom Impossible takes about a week
41:16 <Mort-> I can get someone who isn't a summoner to do some summoning
41:43 <Mort-> Sadly i don't think ill ever get augment summoning
42:26 <Mekkis> I think my faerie dragon's going to AMD all over the place
42:45 <Brunius> Of course...
43:33 <Mort-> You have boon for faerie dragon?
43:41 <Mekkis> of course!
43:55 <Avatar> you don't think the eidolon is worthwhile balilg?
43:56 <Avatar> ballig*
44:20 <Mekkis> I think "worthwhile" isn't Ballig's point
44:30 <Avatar> I really want to play with those evolution points and be able to use arcane spells
44:32 <Mekkis> it's more like it's not his concept
44:37 <Avatar> snickers doesn't really get much of a chance to use them
44:45 <Mekkis> really?
44:56 <Avatar> hexes first, spells second
45:01 <Avatar> with exceptions
45:17 <Avatar> it's not like playing a wizard
45:55 <Mekkis> did you ever meet Madusha?
48:44 <Avatar> I don't know what that is
48:52 <Mekkis> Darkwhite's witch
49:10 <Avatar> nope, I've only ever seen darkwhite play once
49:19 <Avatar> that was a level 1 character
49:30 * Mekkis looks at the Witch spell list
49:34 <Mekkis> it's pretty neat
50:18 <Mekkis> not as awesome as the summoner list, but definitely good. Almost makes me want to play one
50:37 <Mekkis> What's Snickers' Strength?
52:21 <Avatar> 7 I think
52:26 <Mekkis> oh
52:28 <Mekkis> pity
52:30 <Mekkis> !find snickers
52:37 <Mekkis> !findchar snickers
52:40 <diebot> Mekkis, Character: snickers, number: ( http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char= )
52:43 <Mekkis> !findchar Snickers
52:44 <Avatar> what does snickers need str for
52:47 <diebot> Mekkis, Character: Snickers, number: 261341375( http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=261341375 )
53:06 <Avatar> I remember doing a last minute dump because I wanted that int stat at 18
53:29 <Mekkis> yeah 7
53:30 <Mekkis> :S
53:39 <Mekkis> don't worry
53:42 <Mort-> If serpents skull wasn't so undead heavy i would go witch
53:45 * Mekkis whistles tunelessly
53:45 <Mort-> And abuse slumber hex + misfortune
53:47 <Mort-> Mek i didn't dump str on mort.
53:48 <Mort-> she still has 10
53:53 <Avatar> why pity
54:01 <Avatar> snickers has hardly ever used misfortune
54:20 <Mekkis> Madusha is a beneficial witch
54:33 <Avatar> it's not a pity if you can't explain why 
54:40 <Mort-> Seriously mek i don't like having 7 for str
55:10 <Mort-> Fortune + cackle + ward + healing
56:08 <Avatar> I dont' regret never taking fortune
56:19 <Avatar> I regret taking evil eye
56:55 <Mort-> Evil eye is cool
57:16 <Mort-> I look foward to getting it
57:39 <Avatar> I use sleep a lot, I use misfortune rarely, I have never ever used evil eye
57:46 <Mort-> I think mek is thinking of evil evil things to do to us
58:03 <Mort-> I will get slumber first. Then evil eye
58:04 <Avatar> to you maybe
58:12 <Avatar> get evil eye first you will like it
58:16 <Mort-> I'm innocent :d
58:21 <Mort-> I don't have time
58:27 <Avatar> hint: that is a lie
58:49 <Mort-> Slumber. Flight at 6 evil eye
59:10 <Mort-> I am innocent avatar.
59:22 <Avatar> says the guilty
59:37 * Mort- holds out her paws
01:18 <Mort-> And i don't like negative str
01:23 <Mort-> I'm a packrat
01:32 <Avatar> do you get muleback cords
01:44 <Mort-> I did lol
01:49 <Mort-> But now I'm past that
01:53 <Avatar> I got muleback cords on my archaeologist
02:00 <Avatar> top notch item, far superior to silly cloak of resistance
02:03 <Mort-> I'm a packus lemurus
02:26 <Mort-> Eh later you will need the cloak
03:31 <Mekkis> If you have 7 strength, expect to be audited for encumberance. Just ask Kapow
04:38 <Avatar> yeah I'm always on top of that
05:12 <Mekkis> Flood had an issue when he found out that Arjuna generally carries around 400 arrows
06:49 <Mort-> I'm regretting that mort doesn't have one
06:50 <Mort-> Strangely enough
06:50 <Mort-> Actually none of my characters have cloaks
06:50 <Mort-> Anyway i don't regret morts stat line up
06:50 <Mort-> I think its pretty decent for a wizard
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07:26 <Mekkis> I only regret two of my character's statlines:
07:38 <Mekkis> Nightmare's, and Asmel's
07:56 <Avatar> one that got banned and one that's dead
08:18 <Avatar> try getting a character to level 8 with a bad statline
08:36 <Mekkis> define "bad statline"?
08:57 <Mekkis> I think Grolschmir's statline is awkward
09:02 <Mekkis> con is too low
09:59 <Mort-> What's his con
10:06 <Mekkis> 13
10:46 <Mort-> I mean dumping your con is asking for trouble
10:47 <Mort-> But is having 
10:48 <Mort-> 12 con too little?
10:56 <Mort-> Hm
11:04 <Mekkis> it is if you're a druid who constantly charges into melee
11:18 <Mort-> I run around most of the time with 12
11:31 <Mekkis> you don't charge into melee
11:43 <Avatar> you charge into melee and out of melee
11:47 <Avatar> in the same turn
11:56 <Avatar> you are effectively never in melee
12:07 <Mort-> I think I'm in for a whole load of fun
12:08 <Mort-> My oh on.
12:08 <Mort-> My
12:11 <Mort-> I usually try to put 13 then increase to 14
12:19 <Mekkis> unless I'm up against smart opponents
12:28 <Avatar> just don't put 10
12:31 <Avatar> 12 bare minimum
12:51 <Mekkis> put it this way: if Grolschmir was a halfling instead of a gnome, he'd be dead
12:52 <Mort-> I will in the future
12:52 <Avatar> I think I heard one exception to that rule, but I can't remember it
13:00 <Mekkis> yes. Slip
13:06 <Mekkis> Slip has 8
13:17 <Avatar> yeah but that was a freak accident
13:21 <Mekkis> how so?
13:26 <Avatar> I don't think it was slip
13:31 <Mekkis> it was on purpose
13:36 <Avatar> that's not a reason to have 10 or less
13:38 <Avatar> that is just a character
13:51 <Avatar> of course it's on purpose
13:53 <Avatar> it's always on purpose
14:00 <Avatar> you don't go oops I accidentally put 8 in con, how did that happen ?
14:17 <Mekkis> Asmel's 10 con was accidental
14:27 <Mort-> Oh well. Let the cards fall where they will.
14:27 <Mort-> Can't do anything about that now
15:52 <Avatar> how did you accidentally put a 10 in con
16:25 <Mekkis> I wasn't paying enough attention when I built him
16:33 <Mekkis> and forgot that elves got a -2
16:38 <Mort-> He bought all his points and forgot to add..
16:50 <Mort-> Thought he was human?
17:03 <Mort-> Elf lol?
17:37 <Avatar> if it's something like that that you forget, I'd allow a minor rebuild
17:58 <Avatar> unless you didn't realise it until mid-game
18:20 <Mekkis> it's a bit late now
18:32 <Mekkis> I'm fine with the outcome
18:59 <Avatar> but think of the boon
19:26 <Mekkis> meh
21:24 <Mort-> Ok what exactly happens when mad monkeys land on a zombie
21:25 <Mort-> Do they get to fail their fort save against distraction and become nauseated?
21:25 <Mort-> I don't like gnomes.
21:26 <Mort-> You know a gnome told me about setting a house on fire for a distraction?
21:26 <Mort-> And they actually did it ><
21:26 <Mort-> So gnomes do burn your house down
21:28 <Mort-> Therefore they are evil
21:42 <Mort-> And they suck big time
21:44 <Avatar> mort you are crazy
21:49 <Mekkis> gas stoves burn your house down
22:00 <Mekkis> matches burn your house down
22:17 <Mekkis> faerie dragons burn your house down
22:29 <Mort-> Nah. No gnomes
22:43 <Mort-> I must punt every one i see
22:44 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+31 UMD staff of fire (Hey, I'm a wizard!)
22:46 <diebot> Mekkis, UMD staff of fire (Hey, I'm a wizard!): [1d20=19] 50
22:51 <Mekkis> CL30
23:02 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+31 UMD staff of fire (Hey, what's my int today!)
23:03 <diebot> Mekkis, UMD staff of fire (Hey, what's my int today!): [1d20=3] 34
23:09 <fued> !throw 1d20+55
23:10 <diebot> fued, 1d20+55: [1d20=11] 66
23:13 <Avatar> at level 8
23:16 <Avatar> was it 8 or 12
23:20 <Mekkis> DC13 fireball
23:25 <Mekkis> for 10d6 damage
23:37 <fued> !throw 10d6
23:37 <diebot> fued, 10d6: [10d6=6,4,6,4,5,6,1,4,1,3] 40
23:38 <Mort-> 31 you mean?
24:01 <Mekkis> ?
24:10 <fued> gnomers!
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32:00 <Mort-> Oh my
32:31 <Mekkis> you need to get over your gnomophobia
34:56 <Mort-> No way!
35:33 <Mort->  I'm perfectly fine and I'm not scared of gnomes.
35:47 <Mort-> But gnomes are a stupid race
35:48 <Mekkis> you are.
36:03 <Mekkis> and lemurs aren't?
36:20 <Mekkis> I bet you my gnomes could kill more lemurs
38:27 <Mort-> No. Lemurs are unique magical beast
38:27 <Mort-> One of a kind :d
38:38 <Mort-> And yes. We talk.
38:51 <Mort-> We can talk
39:20 <Mort-> I druther be a halfling then a gnome.
41:57 <Mort-> Gnomes suck!
49:57 <Mekkis> I'll just cloudkill you :)
50:31 <Mekkis> http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/MSRD:Magic#Casting_Spells_through_Email
07:41 <fued> thats hilarious
08:19 <Sn0uu> :P i agree
08:34 <Sn0uu> yo
10:44 <Avatar> :D !
12:04 <Hydrazine> oy
12:40 <Hydrazine> Huh.
12:40 <Hydrazine> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TiXUF9xbTo
12:47 <Hydrazine> Hey Sushi, you should watch that.
13:01 <Sn0uu> does anyone here use google doc or anything similar (not notepad) for D&D char sheets?
13:42 <Hydrazine> I know someone does.
13:44 <Hydrazine> No idea who though.
13:50 <Hydrazine> Someone's got spreadsheets and stuff.
14:31 <Sn0uu> ok
14:38 <Sn0uu> why do you all just use notepad?
14:41 <Sn0uu> i dont understand it
14:55 <Hydrazine> Its easy?
15:51 <Avatar> does joss whedon want us to vote for obama? I'm voting obama.
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24:28 <Hydrazine> Don
24:40 <Hydrazine> Don't think you're tough enough to survive the zombie apocalypse?
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32:34 <Mort-> I don't have 10 ranks in computer usei
32:36 <Mort-> !
32:41 <Mekkis> I do :)
32:44 <Mort-> Do you want to kill me and turn me into a rug mek? :"
32:53 * Mort- splats and turns into a mur rug
32:54 <Mort-> See?
34:05 <Mekkis> that's what Polymorph Any Object is for
35:19 <Mort-> Im already a rug
35:25 <Avatar> mort the rug
35:33 <Mekkis> !spell Polymorph Any Object
35:37 <diebot> Mekkis, POLYMORPH ANY OBJECT transmutation (polymorph[]) sorcerer/wizard 8 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Duration: see text Save: Fortitude negates (object); see text SR:yes (object)
35:37 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/polymorph_any_object.html
35:40 <Avatar> what level is your main character now mort
35:57 <Mekkis> hmmm
35:58 <Avatar> ??
36:10 <Mekkis> Lemur to Lemur rug would be 2 day duration
36:58 <Avatar> where did mort go
37:00 <Mort-> Shhh top secret avatar
37:11 <Avatar> why is it top secret
37:18 <Mort-> Because we are on vacation
37:24 <Mekkis> Avatar, you've got clearance, right?
37:33 <Mort-> And playing vanguard with my brother
38:01 <fued> i use my own program
38:05 <fued> sick of the others
38:18 <Avatar> yeah
38:29 <Mekkis> you can tell Avatar all about it :)
39:26 <Mort-> About what?
40:08 <Sn0uu> exactly
41:24 <Mekkis> where Mort- went
41:51 <Mort-> I'm here?
42:00 <Mekkis> so
42:03 <Mekkis> Why Vanguard?
42:48 <fued> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8ezLZE8uiE
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46:06 <Mort-> Oh because my brother is playing
46:11 <Mort-> And its free to play :p
46:22 <Mort-> So we can party together!
46:26 <Sn0uu> night
47:39 <Mekkis> I use a LaTeX sheet
47:42 <Mekkis> it's great
47:48 <Mekkis> with versioning and everything
48:04 <Sn0uu> whats that
48:44 <Mekkis> a document markup language
51:27 <Sn0uu> ok
12:10 <Mekkis> why does the US stay with the Electoral College system?
15:00 <Hydrazine> Because we're better at making new laws than getting rid of outdated laws.
17:43 <fued> im back to LoL 
17:46 <fued> ugh
17:49 <fued> why did i reinstall
19:09 <Tashes> Because when its good it's good
19:14 <Tashes> but when its bad... it really is fuckheads
19:43 <fued> i only play premades, but i waste so so much time lol
20:08 <Tashes> yeahhh
20:25 <fued> that new 3s map is alot of fun
22:11 * Mort- hugs tashes
22:31 <Tashes> i dont quite get it
22:35 <Tashes> but i've only played on it twice
22:38 * Mort- tries to turn tashes into a fluff ball
23:07 <Tashes> it seems to be designed to help one team to snowball massively
23:07 <fued> a gnomish fluff ball?
23:09 * Tashes fluffs at mort
23:11 * Mort- pounces on tashes Joe squeaks
23:18 <Mort-> Yay!
23:30 <fued> well if one team snowballs, it ends fast
23:35 <fued> but if they dont, its a lot more even
23:41 <fued> which is what u want really
23:48 * Mort- plays with the tash fluff ball
23:54 <MincedSushi> Joss whedob what?
24:41 * fued puts the ball up too high
24:43 <fued> fun ruined
25:20 * Mort- reaches into her inner powers...and flies
25:44 * fued casts anti magic field
25:46 * Mort- giggles and reaches for the tash fluff ball
25:50 <fued> too late
25:52 <fued> !
26:33 <MincedSushi> That was glorius
27:38 * Mort- wails as the fly spell disappears :(
27:56 <Mekkis> what scrolls should Gerasimov take?
28:12 <Mort-> Who is that!
28:19 <Mekkis> I'm thinking Polymorph Any Object
28:22 <Mort-> What a long mouthful
28:34 <Mort-> Gah
28:36 <Mekkis> my 8th level scrollmaster
28:53 <Mort-> Oh!
28:55 <Mort-> Home game?
32:24 * Mort- crashes to the ground without the fly spell :(
33:37 <Mekkis> yeah
33:42 <Mekkis> maybe Limited Wish too
42:20 <Hydrazine> Mitt Zomney!
46:37 <Mort-> Ah
50:39 <Mekkis> what else?
50:41 <Mekkis> cloudkill?
50:49 <Mekkis> Everyone likes a good ol' cloudkill
52:18 <Mekkis> hmmm
52:20 <Mekkis> Traits?
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54:23 <fued> i wish artists werent so expensive
54:35 <fued> who wouldnt want to do 2 weeks work for $200!
54:45 <fued> damn them
57:18 <Steven> I AM HOME!
58:05 <Mekkis> me?
58:23 <Mekkis> if you offered me $200 for two week's work, I'd laugh at you
59:11 <Tashes> Gah! Ahri so op
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