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11:24 <Mekkis> you can also buy Cities of Golarion: there's a feat in there that might make charging better
15:01 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 3rd 10.30am (tier 5-9,Avatar) || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au 
15:01 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sun Oct 28 09:12:29 2012
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43:08 <Sn0uu> rabble rabble
47:06 <Sn0uu> LF DM
50:28 <fuedR> LF DM
53:18 <Sn0uu> you too?
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18:05 <Sn0uu> shut down
28:45 <Sn0uu> dam
28:49 <Sn0uu> this guy...
28:51 <Sn0uu> is just talking
28:53 <Sn0uu> and talking
28:58 <Sn0uu> and talking on this TS
29:02 <Sn0uu> and he wont shut up lol
37:04 <Mort-> Talking about that my niece just learnt how to shoot foam guns at me :(
37:22 <Steven> i already like your niece
45:22 <Steven> pestilence bloodline is pretty awesome.
46:06 <Brunius> Shoot her back, Mort-
46:25 <Steven> Shroud of Vermin (Su): At 9th level, swarms no longer see you as prey. You can walk among swarms without fear of being harmed by them at all, and by taking a standard action to mentally command a swarm in which you stand, you can direct that swarm’s attacks and movements as long as you have more Hit Dice than the swarm. Even when you aren’t standing amid a sw
46:39 <Steven> i control all the swarmz!
46:51 <Steven> i kinda wanna make one and call her kerrigan
50:58 <Mort-> Cant. They call me a big bully if i do that bru
52:19 <Steven> embrace it!
52:50 <Mort-> I don't bully anyone
53:04 <Mort-> I'm just a small mur minding my own business
54:58 <Steven> yeah thinking crossblooded Aberrant and Pestilence
04:21 * Mort- minds her own business
29:20 <Steven> hmmm
31:23 <Brunius> I like traaaaaaaaains
31:57 <Steven> trains are cool
40:24 <Steven> hmmmm.... just thought of a way to get 32str all the time spiking up to 36 w/ a +4 item
40:54 <Avatar> how
41:16 <Steven> thats for me to know and you to wish you did....
41:58 <Avatar> I only care if you're going to tell me
42:04 <Avatar> otherwise it's entirely possible you don't know at all
42:23 <Steven> pfffft thats not going to work...
42:31 <Steven> plus im writing it to you in a pm
43:40 <Avatar> it's not a trick
37:09 <Steven> hmmmmm i could take Salvanar(polearm fighter) into shadow dancer lol
41:42 <Steven> just need to grab 2 ranks of perform dance
41:53 <Steven> but methinks its time to watch some boondock saints
06:07 <Avatar> zzzz
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35:27 <Avatar> this is interesting, group of trust players to roll their own dice in private online
35:36 <Avatar> group who* trusts players
37:37 <fuedR> hey ppl
37:57 <Mort-> I'm bitey today
38:02 <Steven> its true
38:05 * Mort- bites fued
38:11 <Steven> and brunius probably has a bruised taint
38:29 * Mort- growls and bites Steven as well
38:44 <fuedR> taint biting? i dunno if i wanna stay
38:59 <Steven> mort i thought we already went through this...
39:05 <Mort-> Someone at work complained about me being missing when i went to the loo
39:05 <Steven> i have DR against your attacks.
39:10 <Mort-> I'm in a bad mood
39:14 <Mort-> I'm just venting
39:24 <fuedR> Stop going to the loo to play iphone games
39:31 <Mort-> Dude
39:32 <fuedR> 3 hours a day is too much!
39:38 <Mort-> I was doin big business
39:41 * Ballig puts Mort- down
39:43 <fuedR> ive had to give that talk to someone before lol
39:47 <Mort-> Nubtard
39:57 <Mort-> I was going there because i had big business
40:12 <Ballig> so don't want to know about your business
40:17 <fuedR> 3 hours in the loo, over an hour at lunch, an hour to settle down and stop talking, an hour of internet browsing, then he maybe did 1 hour of work each day
40:25 <Steven> yeah, my boss tried to have a talk with me one day about having to use the restroom
40:36 <Mort-> You serious Steven?
40:42 <Steven> i had a 'stomach flu'
40:52 <Mort-> I thought i was the only person to get that kind of shit
40:59 <Steven> i said he tried...
41:03 <Steven> not that he succeeded.
41:06 <Mort-> And?
41:13 <Ballig> I once had a manager stand out the front of the male bathrooms and tell me when I came out that I spent too long in there, when I had literally walked in and washed my hands after eating lunch and walked back out
41:22 <Mort-> Oh.
41:24 <Ballig> I think she was trying to make a joke, but it just came out really, really awkward
41:25 <Steven> and he never bothered me again with it...
41:45 <Mort-> What stomach flu
41:56 <Steven> its a polite way of saying i had the shits...
42:06 <Steven> but i can see that wasnt good enough for you.
42:08 <Mort-> Yes i had it this morning
42:12 <Ballig> he had gastrointestinal distress
42:14 <fuedR> if your work isnt real time, it shouldnt matter as long as u get it done
42:23 <Mort-> It gets done
42:27 <Steven> i was a cashier at a gas station
42:36 <Mort-> I didn't want to go this morning but i had to
42:43 <Mort-> Its that kind of situation
42:47 <Steven> i dont work there anymore...
43:23 <fuedR> worst thing is getting in trouble for taking too long for lunch when you have already done double the work of anyone else in the team for that day lol
43:57 <fuedR> anyone going to run a level 1-? game this weekend?
44:21 <Steven> there is a game in like 13hrs
45:07 <Ballig> it's level 5+ though isn't it
45:09 <fuedR> yeah
45:49 <Ballig> you CAN play it, just fyi. you just won't get "credit" for it until your character is level 5
45:57 <Mort-> I don't gm ^^
46:05 <Ballig> don't start with that, Mort-
46:08 <Steven> yeah... can always run a premade and apply it to a new 1st level character
46:12 <Mort-> And my lap top is being crap anyway
46:42 * Mort- bites ballig. I'm not in a good mood and said so already
47:03 <Ballig> I'm not here to indulge your moods
47:12 <Steven> i am pretty sure ballig also has DR/reality
48:10 <fuedR> hardest part of a game, thinking up the name
48:28 <Ballig> Jyrkfaec
48:52 <Steven> i was gonna name my character(honey), Sugar Tits
48:58 <Steven> but avatar said he wouldnt seat her
49:01 * Steven sad panda
49:24 <Ballig> :(
51:18 * Mort- makes a growly noise
51:24 <fuedR> Confluence?
51:40 <fuedR> conflux
52:14 <Steven> what are you talking about fued?
52:20 <Ballig> coming up with names
52:24 <Ballig> I still vote on Jyrkfaec
52:41 <fuedR> PC game im working on, it needs a beta/working title
52:46 <Steven> two rivers? a merge?
52:53 <fuedR> well its based on pathfinder
52:58 <fuedR> and lots of different story paths
53:04 <fuedR> meeting up and splitting constantly lol
53:12 <Steven> call it
53:17 <Steven> Testicle Blowfish
53:20 <fuedR> TB?
53:31 <fuedR> or just testiblow
53:50 <Ballig> call it When You Die You Have to Blow the Guy Next to You
54:17 <Mort-> Not gming is gud.
54:32 <Mort-> Never have to buy scenarios..^^
54:49 <Steven> yes pass that cost on to other people...
54:53 <Mort-> Don't have to spend time preparing stuff
55:01 <Ballig> she's just trying to get attention, ignore her
55:04 <Mort-> Just jump in when you want a ride
55:17 <Steven> but i like toying with her emotions...
55:32 <Ballig> you're just playing to her tune when you do
55:38 <Steven> im like a cat with a ball of string
55:43 <Mort-> ^^
55:46 <Steven> brb
55:52 <Steven> i think somethings outside
55:59 <fuedR> gophers
55:59 <Ballig> something or someONE
56:02 <Steven> we have been having bears in pollock pines i guess.
56:02 <Ballig> and we never saw Steven again
56:32 <Steven> just a deer
56:54 <Ballig> ride it
57:06 <Mort-> Why do i have an extra tough piece of steak here
57:08 <Steven> i weigh more than a deer
57:32 <fuedR> they are like ants
57:35 <fuedR> can carry 20 times thier weight
57:51 <Steven> no they cant.
58:08 <Ballig> yes they can
58:10 <Ballig> go ride it
58:23 <Steven> no way... they are violent
58:44 <Steven> i have seen a deer kick the shit out of another deer before
59:17 <fuedR> But you weigh more than it
59:19 <fuedR> show it whos boss
59:40 <Steven> no way... you couldnt pay me to go fight a deer
59:48 * Mort- would like to eat venison
00:00 <Mort-> Are you allowed to hunt them?
00:02 <fuedR> what level of weapon would you need to fight one in an arena for $5000?
00:25 <Steven> well... lets see
00:32 <Mort-> Since you're such a crack shot why don't you pick on someone your own size and shoot one
00:33 <Steven> are we talkin about the deer i saw?
00:38 <Mort-> Yes
00:45 <Steven> it was a good 6 point
00:49 <Mort-> Then have venison for a week
00:57 <Ballig> don't fight it, just ride it
01:07 <Ballig> get a good run up, and jump on its back
01:07 <Steven> it would be a fight to ride it.
01:18 <Mort-> Venison is good you know
01:27 <Steven> you dont say...
01:31 <fuedR> what if you stole a baby one and raised it till it was big enough
01:52 <Steven> i would have the wildlife marshals banging on my door to retrieve the animal
01:59 <Ballig> steal THIS deer's baby, and then tell it you will only give the baby back if it lets you ride it
02:02 <Ballig> and then ride it
02:18 <fuedR> what about some sort of robo deer?
02:22 <Steven> i dont think it has an intellect sufficient enough to negotiate
03:45 <Mort-> Just eat it
04:03 <Ballig> negotiate with the baby deer and then give it a phone and this other deer a phone
04:07 <Ballig> and get the baby deer to negotiate with the big one
04:09 <Ballig> and then ride it
04:18 <Ballig> (the big deer, not the baby one - that would be crazy)
04:47 * Mort- takes out a minor book of cheese and starts reading
04:59 <fuedR> book of cheese? or block of cheese?
05:11 <Steven> if i had a tag, a gun here, and wasnt in the middle of a city... i would be outside cleaning a deer right now.
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07:15 <Mort-> Book of cheese
07:58 <Mort-> I generally spend some time everyday reading advice section of paizo forums or just reading d20
08:08 <Steven> I still have(hopefully) some elk up in idaho
08:16 <Mort-> To see what pops out at me
08:52 <Ballig> she likes to min/max and create cheese builds
09:06 <fuedR> ah ok
09:30 * Mort- puts nose in book and begins to read
09:35 <Steven> so do i, but i dont actually build the character, i just file it away in a folder called Cheese as fuck builds.
10:11 <fuedR> what are some examples?
10:20 * Mort- tail flips idly
10:33 <Mort-> All pfs legal anyway.
10:43 <Mort-> Actually not much cheese
17:14 <fuedR> so a druid? lol
17:23 <Sn0uu> rabble rabble
17:59 <Sn0uu> I rolled a nat 20 :)
18:23 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20
18:23 <dicebot> Sn0uu, 1d20: [1d20=9] 9
19:19 <Mort-> What?
19:35 * Mort- looks a little blur
19:42 <Mort-> Ah dejavu
19:50 <Mort-> I think i have some things to do
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28:31 <Steven> think imma make this character for walters homebrew game
28:41 <Steven> just all over a cheese build
29:32 <Avatar> dumb malware
33:56 <fuedR> i wanna be a druid so i can ride a dinosaur
34:03 <fuedR> or maybe cavalir
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41:54 <Ballig> don't bother with cavalier
44:18 <Mort-> If you do mounted combat either get a flying mount
44:43 <Steven> a lot of scenarios take place in enclosed areas.
44:44 <Mort-> Or if you can't get your mount to learn dragon style
45:11 <Brunius> Yeah Ballig is the cavalier expert around here
45:12 <Steven> so you dont get to do the cavaliers, pretty much one trick
45:30 <Steven> which is the ride by attack lance
46:20 <Ballig> you absolutely don't want to use a mount on a regular basis unless you're small and your mount is medium
46:32 <Ballig> if your mount is large, you will be able to use it in maybe 15% of scenarios, if you're lucky
46:46 <Steven> if you're very lucky
47:08 <Ballig> the only thing cavalier really gives you is some charging bonuses, and unless your mount can fly at will, setting yourself up for a charge (at least when using a lance or reach weapon) is so infrequent that it's not worth having an entire class based on it
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50:43 <Steven> what up what up what up
51:14 <Avatar> dawg?
51:18 <Ballig> shizzle
51:29 <Sn0uu> why don't u just look up look up look up!??!
51:43 <Avatar> for goblins
51:58 <Ballig> for goblins in the rafters
52:01 <Avatar> in da rafterz
52:02 <Ballig> in the RAFTERS throwing bombs
52:04 <Steven> cause why would i do work somebody else can do for me?
53:49 <Avatar> Ballig: are you using bobbob again today
54:16 <Ballig> dunno
54:35 <Steven> i was signed up, but my grandma wants to take me out to dinner tonight.
54:48 <Steven> so i canceled... sad panda
55:02 <Avatar> if it was a real life game would you cancel
55:24 <Sn0uu> :p
55:30 <Sn0uu> nah, just invite gpa to the game
55:35 <Sn0uu> there might be snacks lol
55:40 <Avatar> amen to that
55:42 <Sn0uu> gma*
55:46 <Avatar> we will skype her in
55:51 <Steven> pfffffffffft
55:51 <Sn0uu> :p
55:55 <Steven> you bitches be crazy
56:00 <Avatar> you da crazy 1
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21:25 <Brunius> Ugh, 10:30am
23:06 <Ballig> UG
23:21 <fuedR> cant only druid/ranger/clerics use flying mounts?
31:02 <Sn0uu> rawr
31:57 <Sn0uu> hows the game?
32:08 <Avatar> fantastic
41:12 <Avatar> apparently kapow is out
41:24 <Avatar> and it sounds like he knew he was going to be
42:33 <Ballig> doesn't surprise me
48:19 <Sn0uu> ok
31:52 <Ballig> surprise! caleth isn't here
32:01 <Avatar> surprise
32:28 <Sn0uu> :o
32:29 <Avatar> you may as well start finding a pregen
32:38 <Avatar> unless Sn0uu wants to play one
32:39 <Sn0uu> elven archer?
32:46 <Ballig> 3 people have dropped out of this game after signing up for it
32:56 <Avatar> you need an official level 7 pregen
33:02 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20 Initiative
33:02 <dicebot> Sn0uu, Initiative: [1d20=3] 3
33:05 <Sn0uu> ouch
33:16 <Ballig> define "official"
33:17 <Sn0uu> alright
33:36 <Brunius> You're supposed to use the current ones available on the site
34:00 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/download/pathfinder/Pregens-Levels.zip or http://paizo.com/download/pathfinder/Pregens-UC-Levels.zip
34:09 <Sn0uu> ty
34:15 <Avatar> alternatively http://paizo.com/download/pathfinder/Pregens-Classes.zip or http://paizo.com/download/pathfinder/Pregens-UC-Classes.zip
34:27 <Sn0uu> umm
34:34 <Sn0uu> that goes to http://www.pfrpg.com.au/pfs.php5 for some reason
34:42 <Ballig> ha
36:10 Sn0uu is now known as Merisiel
36:24 <Merisiel> :) ?
36:48 Merisiel is now known as Sn0uu_Merisiel
37:03 <Sn0uu_Merisiel> what else would I need to do?
37:04 <Mort-> What the heck?
37:21 <Sn0uu_Merisiel> (i already had the zip)
37:28 <Ballig> Avatar: can we have the level 7 cleric until Caleth gets here
37:41 <Sn0uu_Merisiel> PS Merisiel is the lvl 7 female elf rogue
38:58 <Sn0uu_Merisiel> so, whats going on? do you need me to fill in for anyone?
40:07 <Mort-> Curious. Does merisiel have twf?
40:16 <Ballig> nope
40:29 <Mort-> Oh noes
40:33 <Sn0uu_Merisiel> do u need me to play cleric?
40:38 <Ballig> nah
40:42 <Avatar> Sn0uu_Merisiel a couple of things you should know
40:49 <Ballig> we'll bring an NPC cleric in until/if Caleth arrives with his
40:59 <Avatar> first is that this is part 2 of a 2-part scenario
41:04 <Avatar> if you play these in order, you get a boon
41:09 <Sn0uu_Merisiel> ok
41:27 <Avatar> the credit you get from this scenario can only apply to a newly created 1st level character
41:34 <Sn0uu_Merisiel> ok
41:41 <Ballig> you can't apply them to a character when they get to the appropriate level anymore?
41:50 <Avatar> double checking that
42:03 <Mort-> You can i believe
42:08 <Sn0uu_Merisiel> i'll play for no credit if thats easier
42:08 <Sn0uu_Merisiel> :p
42:15 <Mort-> Don't
42:17 <Sn0uu_Merisiel> ok
42:31 <Avatar> yeah you can hold it
42:35 <Brunius> You can apply to a character when they get to the level
42:40 <Ballig> yeah
42:43 <Avatar> so you can apply it when you get to 7th level if you stay alive that long 
42:48 <Sn0uu_Merisiel> :p kk
43:07 <Avatar> let's skype up
43:10 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
43:17 Avatar gives voice to Ballig Brunius Sn0uu_Merisiel
43:20 Ballig is now known as Bobbob
43:27 <Mort-> Good luck guys i think i should drop from channel
43:32 <Mort-> Spoilers
43:34 <Bobbob> Sn0uu_Merisiel: change to just Merisiel
43:53 <Sn0uu_Merisiel> m
43:57 Sn0uu_Merisiel is now known as Merisiel
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44:44 <Merisiel> bye mort lol
46:23 <Merisiel> Grand Lodge it is
46:31 <Avatar> wake up brunius
46:42 <Brunius> What
46:45 <Merisiel> D&D
46:47 <Avatar> time to play some sweet pathfinder
46:47 <Merisiel> Skpye
46:48 Brunius is now known as Bairaq
46:57 <Bobbob> sweet, sweet Pathfinder
46:59 <Bairaq> Sorry, didn't realise it was gametime
47:05 <Bairaq> People were just talking about pregens
47:16 <Merisiel> i'm playing one :)
47:26 <Bairaq> Yeah, I noticed that much
48:08 Merisiel is now known as Merk
49:13 <Avatar> 124.148.184.57
50:00 <Avatar> Winning the Hao Jin Tapestryat the Ruby Phoenix Tournament was supposed to grant the Pathfinder Society exclusive access to a museum demiplane where the Tian sorceress Hao Jin stored her most valuable and dangerous acquisitions. At first, the Pathfinder Society believed that the five-by-seven foot tapestry was the only entrance into a demiplane filled with countless ruins drawn from numerous 
50:00 <Avatar> cultures and regions of the world that would be theirs alone to explore. But they soon discovered evidence to the contrary.
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51:06 <Merk> whats the IP?
51:12 <Bobbob> 124.148.184.57
51:22 <Avatar> The Decemvirate knows now that Aspis Consortium agents have found or forced their way into the allegedly secure demiplane, and they know where the interlopers’ base is. A tribe of lizardfolk native to the plane—called the Muckmouth tribe—are being coerced into serving as guides, porters, and laborers in the Aspis’s plundering, not for any love of Consortium, but because the Consortium is 
51:23 <Avatar> holding a generation of the tribe’s eggs hostage.
51:39 <Merk> ty
52:14 <Avatar> The Decemvirate is not interested in sharing its new prize with the Aspis Consortium, and wishes to drive it out and discover how the organization gained access to Hao Jin’s demiplane. The only lead so far is the Aspis base in the lizardfolk tribe’s ancestral breeding grounds within a cave called the Muckmouth, from which the tribe derives its name. Were agents able to infiltrate the caves 
52:14 <Avatar> and dispatch the Aspis agents there, perhaps the lizardfolk would even provide assistance to the Society in its efforts to explore the new realm. Regardless of this possibility, the primary goal is investigating how the Aspis Consortium gained access to the demiplane and determining the extent of their operations here. 
52:42 <Avatar> Previously obtained details provide a trail through the wide, unmapped marshland from the Society’s point of entry into the demiplane to the Muckmouth, which now lies two hundred yards to the north—a twenty-foot wide cave mired with mud and swamp water. Inside are the Muckmouth tribe’s eggs and the Aspis agents holding them hostage—the only lead to a greater plot from the Society’s 
52:43 <Avatar> greatest rival.
54:26 <Bairaq> Is Avatar cutting out for anyone else?
54:45 <Bobbob> he did for a second
55:02 <Avatar> am I still cutting out?
55:11 <Bairaq> Don't seem to be
55:47 <Bairaq> Back in a sec
59:01 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/v5748dyo5ldyp?Pathfinder-Society-Survival-101
00:08 <Bobbob> orange
04:27 <Bobbob> I can't think of anything else to buy
04:28 <Merk> Heri made demi. Lizardfoak are there.
04:56 <Merk> Espes = bad
05:30 <Merk> at least against PFS
06:07 <Bairaq> Yeah I'm not after any itens
07:46 <Bobbob> I charge the gate
07:52 <Avatar> A wall constructed of logs lashed together with rope and vines and further strengthened with mud blocks off the cavern entrance. A number of the logs at its center serve as a rudimentary gate, and are attached to a post by several layers of rope that act as hinges.
08:08 <Bobbob> !roll 3d6+33 damage
08:09 <dicebot> Bobbob, damage: [3d6=4,3,6] 46
08:12 <Merk> if that doesn't work, lets BURN IT DOWN!
08:13 <Merk> OK
08:21 <Bobbob> "Yeah, that's how we do."
08:23 <Bobbob> "That's how we do."
08:31 <Merk> "Good job."
09:59 <Merk> "lets go"
10:10 <Merk> Huck a bee
10:18 <Bairaq> Nearis
10:20 <Bairaq> His rogue
10:21 <Bobbob> I move forward
11:28 <Bairaq> I follow behind Bobbob, keeping a hand on my trusty greatsword
12:58 <Merk> !roll 1d20 Int
12:58 <dicebot> Merk, Int: [1d20=17] 17
12:58 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20
12:59 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d20: [1d20=3] 3
13:00 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+4 initiative
13:00 <dicebot> Bobbob, initiative: [1d20=17] 21
13:14 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+0 kyra
13:15 <dicebot> Bobbob, kyra: [1d20=10] 10
14:00 <Mekkis> you can also buy Cities of Golarion: there's a feat in there that might make charging better
14:11 <Bobbob> Merk 28, Bobbob 21, Kyra 10, Bairaq 3
16:01 <Avatar> it's Merk's turn
17:14 <Merk> ok
17:19 <Merk> move up and attack?
18:32 <Avatar> attacking #1
18:54 <Merk> !roll 1d20+11
18:55 <dicebot> Merk, 1d20+11: [1d20=18] 29
19:01 <Merk> !roll 1d20+11
19:02 <dicebot> Merk, 1d20+11: [1d20=20] 31
19:16 <Merk> !roll 2d6+6
19:16 <dicebot> Merk, 2d6+6: [2d6=1,5] 12
19:30 <Avatar> it's Bobbob's turn
19:32 <Merk> whoot!
19:44 <Merk> "Thats how I do"
21:12 <Bobbob> 3 north, one northwest
21:51 <Merk> !roll 1d10
21:51 <dicebot> Merk, 1d10: [1d10=5] 5
21:58 <Avatar> !rand bobbob ghost
21:59 <dicebot> Avatar, random: bobbob
22:24 <Bobbob> ghost will attack #1
22:31 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+10 bite
22:31 <dicebot> Bobbob, bite: [1d20=3] 13
22:36 <Bobbob> I will attack #2
22:40 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+13 lance
22:40 <dicebot> Bobbob, lance: [1d20=4] 17
22:46 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+8 lance
22:46 <dicebot> Bobbob, lance: [1d20=11] 19
22:51 <Bobbob> !roll 1d6+11 damage
22:51 <dicebot> Bobbob, damage: [1d6=2] 13
23:29 <Avatar> !rand bobbob merk
23:30 <dicebot> Avatar, random: merk
24:12 <Avatar> it's Gustav's turn
25:01 <Bobbob> Gustav moves up behind Merk and casts guidance on him
25:31 <Avatar> Merk takes 12 damage
25:39 <Avatar> it's Bairaq's turn
25:53 <Merk> 56 - 12 = 44
25:55 <Bairaq> Move to F37
26:13 <Bairaq> I guess I'm provoking some attacks?
26:43 <Bairaq> Power attack #2
27:21 <Bairaq> !roll 1d20+8 Attack; 2d6+13 Damage
27:21 <dicebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=16] 24; Damage: [2d6=2,2] 17
28:06 <Avatar> it's Merk's turn
30:57 <Avatar> Merk delays
30:57 <Bobbob> I'll attack #2 with my lance
31:11 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+13; 1d20+8
31:12 <dicebot> Bobbob, 1d20+13: [1d20=12] 25; 1d20+8: [1d20=14] 22
31:20 <Bobbob> !roll 1d6+11 damage; 1d6+11 damage
31:20 <dicebot> Bobbob, damage: [1d6=2] 13; damage: [1d6=3] 14
31:29 <Bobbob> 5 foot west
31:33 <Bobbob> and bite #1 with ghost
31:45 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+12 bite with flank
31:45 <dicebot> Bobbob, bite with flank: [1d20=10] 22
31:59 <Bobbob> !roll 1d6+3 damage; 1d20+12 trip
32:00 <dicebot> Bobbob, damage: [1d6=6] 9; trip: [1d20=4] 16
32:36 <Bobbob> end turn
32:47 <Avatar> it's Merk's turn
32:48 <Merk> !roll 1d20+11 ToHit
32:49 <dicebot> Merk, ToHit: [1d20=7] 18
33:11 <Bobbob> 1d6+3+4d6
33:19 <Merk> !roll 1d6+3+4d6
33:19 <dicebot> Merk, 1d6+3+4d6: [1d6=6; 4d6=2,1,4,3] 19
34:10 <Avatar> it's Gustav's turn
36:13 <Bobbob> !roll 1d8+1 heal Merk
36:13 <dicebot> Bobbob, heal Merk: [1d8=6] 7
36:24 <Avatar> it's Bairaq's turn
36:31 <Bairaq> 5ft NE
36:47 <Bairaq> !roll 1d20+10 Power Attack; 2d6+13 Damage
36:47 <dicebot> Bairaq, Power Attack: [1d20=9] 19; Damage: [2d6=4,1] 18
37:08 <Bobbob> "These lizardfolk are getting annoying!"
37:12 <Bobbob> I'll loot them
37:28 <Bobbob> Gustav can do another wand heal on Merk
37:32 <Bobbob> !roll 1d8+1
37:32 <dicebot> Bobbob, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
37:40 <Merk> I guess you've seen a lot of them last time eh
38:07 * Merk gathers some goo
38:13 <Bobbob> I take the potions and give one to Merk
38:22 <Bobbob> I take an armband and wear it
38:31 <Bobbob> "Gustav, is this magic?"
38:38 <Bobbob> Gustav casts detect magic
38:52 <Merk> thx
38:56 * Merk tries to heal
40:04 <Bobbob> I'll search the room
40:16 * Merk rolls around in the mud
40:40 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+4 perception
40:41 <dicebot> Bobbob, perception: [1d20=19] 23
40:46 * Merk helps
40:51 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+4 kyra perception
40:51 <dicebot> Bobbob, kyra perception: [1d20=12] 16
40:57 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20 Perception
40:57 <diebot> Bairaq, Perception: [1d20=20] 20
41:07 <Merk> NOW!
41:11 <Avatar> the sticky and slippery ground is NOT difficult terrain
41:17 <Avatar> the DC of acrobatics checks increases by 5
41:21 <Merk> !roll 1d20+13 Percep
41:21 <dicebot> Merk, Percep: [1d20=9] 22
41:41 <Avatar> walking through the mud produces a noticable squelching sound, stealth penalty -2
41:47 <Avatar> invisibility stealth penalty of -10
41:55 <Avatar> the walls are slick, climb check DC 30
42:05 <Avatar> clearing off the mud will reduce it to 20
42:25 <Avatar> the muckmouth is lit with normal light from objects that are lit with continual flame
43:19 <Merk> "oooo glitterblossoms!"
46:03 <Bobbob> "Nothing more here, let's keep moving."
46:04 <Bobbob> I'll head east
47:40 <Bobbob> I'll go north
48:53 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+4 perception
48:54 <dicebot> Bobbob, perception: [1d20=8] 12
48:57 <Merk> !roll 1d20+13 Percep
48:57 <dicebot> Merk, Percep: [1d20=10] 23
49:00 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+4 kyra perception
49:01 <dicebot> Bobbob, kyra perception: [1d20=11] 15
49:05 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20 Perception
49:05 <diebot> Bairaq, Perception: [1d20=10] 10
49:44 <Merk> "hey look, a note"
49:47 * Merk reads
49:50 <Avatar> Durra,
49:51 <Avatar> Creating this back door into Hao Jin’s demiplane has cost us a considerable amount of money—far more than our ally initially requested. It’s up to you make sure that this investment is worth it. You must recover at least enough for us to recoup our loses if we have any chance of convincing the three, or even their Mentor, to continue to project. I know you have a passion for side projects 
49:51 <Avatar> but for once, focus on the task at hand!
49:51 <Avatar> A serpent can swallow anything, 
49:51 <Avatar> Aglorn Desimire
50:19 <Bobbob> "Interesting."
50:22 <Bobbob> "Okay, let's keep going!"
51:34 <Bobbob> "Ha-hA!"
53:26 <Bobbob> "Hey guys, what's up?"
54:52 <Merk> !roll 1d20+10 noLocal
54:52 <dicebot> Merk, noLocal: [1d20=10] 20
55:50 <Bobbob> Local (legends, personalities, inhabitants, laws, 
55:50 <Bobbob> customs, traditions, humanoids)
56:43 <Bobbob> I'll continue past them
56:44 <Bobbob> to the east
56:51 * Merk makes a peace symbol
59:04 <Merk> "oooo pretty colours!"
59:09 <Bobbob> "Gustav, any magic here?"
59:10 <Avatar> The relatively dry land of this cavern is cluttered with the artifacts of lizardfolk daily life. Small cooking fires, mats, turtle shell bowls, wood utensils, stone knives, and game pieces crafted from rock and shell litter this area. A large group of lizardfolk go about their daily routine, though in a skittish and tense manner.
59:16 <Avatar> A small waterfall drums over several protruding stones before crashing into a large pool. A strange, pulsating light emanating from a nearby cave mouth fill this pool with a vivid and intense rainbow of colors. Torn nets litter the water. Parts of the netting are still attached to the shore, but most have been torn off, and now circle the pool in the current created by the waterfall. 
01:18 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+4 init
01:18 <dicebot> Bobbob, init: [1d20=20] 24
01:20 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20
01:21 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d20: [1d20=9] 9
01:21 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20 kyra init
01:21 <dicebot> Bobbob, kyra init: [1d20=20] 20
01:27 <Merk> !roll 1d20+13 Percep
01:27 <dicebot> Merk, Percep: [1d20=14] 27
01:35 <Bobbob> Merk 27, Bobbob 24, Kyra 20, Bairaq 9
01:45 <Bairaq> I am the init master
02:39 <Avatar> it's Merk's turn
02:51 * Merk goes for a swim
03:08 <Bairaq> Oh, I should have +2 on my init
06:21 <Avatar> !rand fall land
06:21 <dicebot> Avatar, random: land
07:20 <Bobbob> !dist 25 10
07:20 <diebot> Bobbob, Length of hypotenuse: 26.925824
07:26 <Bobbob> !dist 30 5
07:27 <diebot> Bobbob, Length of hypotenuse: 30.413813
07:59 <Merk> !roll 1d20+6
07:59 <dicebot> Merk, 1d20+6: [1d20=18] 24
08:15 <Bobbob> 1d4+2+4d6
08:22 <Merk> !roll 1d4+2+4d6
08:23 <dicebot> Merk, 1d4+2+4d6: [1d4=4; 4d6=5,4,4,5] 24
08:51 <Avatar> it's Bobbob's turn
09:22 <Merk> How'd we know they're bad? :p
09:26 <Bobbob> Jump over to S14
14:27 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+8
14:27 <dicebot> Bobbob, 1d20+8: [1d20=19] 27
15:07 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+8
15:07 <dicebot> Bobbob, 1d20+8: [1d20=12] 20
15:47 <Bobbob> attack #1
15:52 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+13; 1d20+8
15:53 <dicebot> Bobbob, 1d20+13: [1d20=3] 16; 1d20+8: [1d20=15] 23
16:04 <Bobbob> !roll 1d6+11 damage; 1d6+11 damage
16:04 <dicebot> Bobbob, damage: [1d6=6] 17; damage: [1d6=4] 15
16:14 <Bobbob> "Surrender, jerk!"
16:18 <Bobbob> end turn
16:36 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+3 sense @Avatar
16:39 <Avatar> it's Gustav's turn
17:32 <Bobbob> !dist 20 40
17:32 <diebot> Bobbob, Length of hypotenuse: 44.721360
17:54 <Bobbob> !dist 50 20
17:54 <diebot> Bobbob, Length of hypotenuse: 53.851648
18:09 <Merk> !roll 1d20+1 SMotif @Avatar
18:44 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+3 sling at 2
18:44 <dicebot> Bobbob, sling at 2: [1d20=13] 16
18:56 <Bobbob> !roll 1d4+2 damage
18:56 <dicebot> Bobbob, damage: [1d4=2] 4
19:54 <Avatar> "DURRA!"
22:40 <Bairaq> Whoops, should probably mute
22:46 <Bairaq> What's going down
24:19 <Bobbob> I taunt him
24:19 <Avatar> it's Bairaq's turn
24:45 <Bobbob> "I'm not actually a gnome, I'm an 8 year old boy."
25:03 <Bairaq> Move to Q10, grabbing composite longbow on the way
25:08 <Bairaq> And fire at #2
25:27 <Bairaq> !roll 1d20+5 Attackl 1d8+3
25:28 <dicebot> Bairaq, Attackl 1d8+3: [1d20=3] 12
25:38 <Avatar> it's Merk's turn
27:49 <Merk> !roll 1d20+11
27:50 <dicebot> Merk, 1d20+11: [1d20=3] 14
27:59 <Avatar> it's Bobbob's turn
28:01 <Bobbob> I'll attack him with my lance
28:08 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+13; 1d20+8
28:08 <dicebot> Bobbob, 1d20+13: [1d20=2] 15; 1d20+8: [1d20=7] 15
28:23 <Avatar> it's Gustav's turn
28:39 <Bobbob> he'll cast guidance on Bairaq
29:16 <Avatar> Merk takes 6 damage
29:28 <Avatar> it's Bairaq's turn
29:35 <Bairaq> 1NE, fire at #2
29:39 <Merk> !roll 1d20+13 Percep
29:39 <dicebot> Merk, Percep: [1d20=14] 27
29:39 <Bairaq> He's got cover?
30:21 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+6 Attack
30:21 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=19] 25
30:38 <Bairaq> !throw 1d8+3
30:39 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d8+3: [1d8=4] 7
30:50 <Bairaq> best attack ever
30:52 <Avatar> it's Merk's turn
30:55 <Merk> !roll 1d20+11
30:56 <dicebot> Merk, 1d20+11: [1d20=4] 15
30:56 <Bairaq> Might as well give up now, can't beat that
31:13 <Merk> !roll 1d20+11
31:14 <dicebot> Merk, 1d20+11: [1d20=13] 24
31:29 <Avatar> it's Bobbob's turn
31:50 <Bobbob> I'll attack him
31:54 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+13; 1d20+8
31:55 <dicebot> Bobbob, 1d20+13: [1d20=7] 20; 1d20+8: [1d20=9] 17
32:03 <Bobbob> and then 5ft east
32:06 <Bobbob> and Ghost will bite
32:10 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+10 bite
32:11 <dicebot> Bobbob, bite: [1d20=7] 17
32:16 <Bobbob> end turn
32:22 <Avatar> it's Gustav's turn
32:26 <Bobbob> guidance on Bairaq
33:48 <Avatar> it's Bairaq's turn
34:17 <Bobbob> "Merk, throw a dagger at him and step back."
37:23 <Bairaq> Move down as fast as I can
37:33 <Bairaq> Towards Bobbob and Merk
37:45 <Bairaq> Move towards them
37:53 <Bairaq> Str
37:58 <Bairaq> ACP on Swim
38:16 <Bairaq> So Str check?
38:22 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+3
38:22 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
38:33 <Bairaq> 20ft movement
38:46 <Bairaq> Alright
38:54 <Merk> yo
39:03 <Bairaq> Oh, I'll put my bow away as a part of that movement
39:53 <Avatar> A glittering mosaic sprawls across the cave floor in a moat of incandescent light. These mottled patterns of radiance undulate in an endless cascade of glorious color. Some sort of door, almost completely lost in the blaze of light, sits recessed in the far wall. 
41:31 <Bobbob> adamantine
41:32 <Avatar> adamantine cobra
42:33 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+13 AOO
42:33 <dicebot> Bobbob, AOO: [1d20=2] 15
43:26 <Sn0uu> rabble rabble
43:44 <Merk> !roll 1d20+5 Fort
43:44 <dicebot> Merk, Fort: [1d20=5] 10
44:23 <Merk> 2Con and 7 hp dam
44:30 <Avatar> it's Merk's turn
45:15 <Bobbob> 45/56
45:22 <Bobbob> 38/49
46:06 <Merk> !roll 1d20+11 ToHit
46:06 <dicebot> Merk, ToHit: [1d20=2] 13
46:25 <Avatar> it's Bobbob's turn
46:28 <Bobbob> 5 foot east
47:17 <Bobbob> I'll attack #2
47:21 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+13; 1d20+8
47:22 <dicebot> Bobbob, 1d20+13: [1d20=15] 28; 1d20+8: [1d20=12] 20
47:24 <Sn0uu> LF DM
47:58 <Bobbob> !roll 1d6+11 damage
47:58 <dicebot> Bobbob, damage: [1d6=5] 16
48:18 <Bobbob> ghost will bite #3
48:23 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+9 p-attack bite
48:24 <dicebot> Bobbob, p-attack bite: [1d20=6] 15
48:34 <Bobbob> end turn
48:48 <Avatar> it's Gustav's turn
49:00 <Bobbob> he'll try and wade through the water
49:02 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+2 strength
49:03 <dicebot> Bobbob, strength: [1d20=13] 15
49:31 <Bobbob> end turn
50:46 <fuedR> LF DM
53:09 <Avatar> it's Bairaq's turn
53:24 <Bairaq> Move to Y16
53:36 <Sn0uu> you too?
53:37 <Bairaq> Power attack 3
53:49 <Bairaq> !roll 1d20+8 Attack; 2d6+13 damage
53:50 <dicebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=4] 12; damage: [2d6=4,2] 19
55:06 <Merk> !roll 1d20+5 Fort
55:10 <dicebot> Merk, Fort: [1d20=11] 16
56:06 <Merk> !roll 1d20+11 ToHitwDagger
56:07 <dicebot> Merk, ToHitwDagger: [1d20=16] 27
56:27 <Merk> @3
56:36 <Avatar> it's Bobbob's turn
56:46 <Bobbob> charge #2
56:49 <Bobbob> overruning #3
57:39 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+11 overrun
57:39 <dicebot> Bobbob, overrun: [1d20=12] 23
58:03 <Bobbob> and finishing my charge gainst #2
58:10 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+17 charge
58:10 <dicebot> Bobbob, charge: [1d20=4] 21
58:22 <Bobbob> !roll 3d6+33 damage
58:22 <dicebot> Bobbob, damage: [3d6=5,2,5] 45
58:30 <Bobbob> and my wolf will bite #4
58:33 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+9 p-attack bite
58:34 <dicebot> Bobbob, p-attack bite: [1d20=19] 28
58:39 <Bobbob> !roll 1d6+6 damage
58:40 <dicebot> Bobbob, damage: [1d6=6] 12
58:53 <Bobbob> end turn
59:20 <Avatar> it's Merk's turn
59:31 <Avatar> it's Gustav's turn
59:59 <Merk> !roll 1d20+10 ToHitwDagger @
00:32 <Bobbob> Gustav will move to one west of Merk
00:34 <Bobbob> and heal him with a wand
00:37 <Bobbob> !roll 1d8+1 heal
00:38 <dicebot> Bobbob, heal: [1d8=5] 6
00:55 <Bobbob> 44/49 for Merk
01:11 <Avatar> it's Bairaq's turn
01:24 <Bairaq> Does #3 have cover from where I am?
01:45 <Bairaq> Delay
01:57 <Bairaq> Undelay
02:53 <Avatar> it's Bairaq's turn
03:01 <Bairaq> 5ft SE
03:04 <Bairaq> Attack #3
03:07 <Bairaq> No flank?
03:17 <Bobbob> flanking with ghost
03:18 <Avatar> with flank
03:19 <Merk> we're almost done right? :p
03:22 <Bairaq> Power attack
03:45 <Bairaq> !roll 1d20+10 Attack; 2d6+13 Damage
03:46 <dicebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=18] 28; Damage: [2d6=1,3] 17
04:11 <Merk> ... I need to go soon tho :(
08:11 <Avatar> Bobbob takes 25 damage
08:15 <Bobbob> 45/70
08:29 <Avatar> it's Merk's turn
08:47 <Merk> I'll take this turn
08:59 <Merk> but then i gtg
09:26 <Merk> !roll 1d20+10 ToHitwDagger @#3
09:32 <Merk> !roll 1d20+10 ToHitwDagger 3
09:32 <dicebot> Merk, ToHitwDagger 3: [1d20=7] 17
09:54 <Avatar> it's Bobbob's turn
10:05 Merk has quit (Quit: Bye (for now)!)
10:11 <Bobbob> "Durra I presume."
10:13 <Bobbob> I attack her
10:18 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+13; 1d20+8
10:19 <dicebot> Bobbob, 1d20+13: [1d20=20] 33; 1d20+8: [1d20=2] 10
10:22 <Avatar> "Pathfinders."
10:24 <fuedR> im just looking for games lol
10:25 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+13 reroll
10:25 <dicebot> Bobbob, reroll: [1d20=12] 25
10:55 <Bobbob> !roll 3d6+33 damage
10:55 <dicebot> Bobbob, damage: [3d6=3,1,3] 40
11:16 <Bobbob> 5ft SE
11:18 <Bobbob> ghost attacks her
11:33 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+10 bite
11:34 <dicebot> Bobbob, bite: [1d20=6] 16
11:39 <Bobbob> end turn
12:08 <Bobbob> Gustav will 5ft east
12:10 <Bobbob> and channel
12:23 <Bobbob> he'll exclude Durra and 4
12:46 <Bobbob> !roll 6d6 channel
12:47 <dicebot> Bobbob, channel: [6d6=5,2,1,1,4,4] 17
12:56 <Bobbob> 49/49 merk
13:01 <Bobbob> 62/70 Bobbob
13:22 <Bobbob> Gustav end turn
13:57 <Bairaq> 5ft SE
14:32 <Bairaq> Alright, I'll power attack 3 then
14:51 <Bairaq> !roll 1d20+8 Attack; 2d6+13 Damage
14:51 <dicebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=16] 24; Damage: [2d6=2,4] 19
16:47 <Avatar> it's Merk's turn
16:53 <Steven> how far you guys got?
17:06 <Avatar> towards the end
17:11 <Avatar> do you want to step in for snouu's character
18:23 <Sn0uu> shut down
18:29 <Steven> sure i can do that
19:20 <Steven> what level you need?
19:25 <Steven> and what class?
20:06 <Avatar> level 7 rogue pregen
20:26 <Steven> alrighty opening up the relevant pdf
21:28 <Steven> okay, good to go.
21:41 <Avatar> jump on skype
21:44 <Bairaq> !roll 1d20+15
21:44 <dicebot> Bairaq, 1d20+15: [1d20=2] 17
21:45 <Steven> im already on it.
22:03 <Steven> here went online for you.
22:50 <Avatar> Merk takes 12 damage
22:51 <Bobbob> 37/49
23:28 <Steven> one second need headphones
24:07 <Steven> alright
24:13 <Steven> headphones on
24:19 <Steven> whats up
24:20 <Bobbob> you're about to attack an adamantine snake
24:24 <Bobbob> so you have to roll 1d20+13
24:27 <Avatar> 124.148.184.57
24:29 <Avatar> for CA
24:47 <Steven> !throw 1d20+11 rapier
24:48 <diebot> Steven, rapier: [1d20=8] 19
24:57 <Steven> very well!
24:59 <Avatar> it's Bobbob's turn
25:01 <Bobbob> ghost attacks Durra
25:04 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+10 bite
25:04 <dicebot> Bobbob, bite: [1d20=15] 25
25:09 <Steven> yes i have a mic i just dont use it
25:17 <Bobbob> !roll 1d6+3 damage
25:17 <dicebot> Bobbob, damage: [1d6=3] 6
25:26 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+10 trip
25:27 <dicebot> Bobbob, trip: [1d20=2] 12
25:31 <Bobbob> 5 foot south
25:34 <Bobbob> attack her with my lance
25:38 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+13; 1d20+8
25:39 <dicebot> Bobbob, 1d20+13: [1d20=14] 27; 1d20+8: [1d20=9] 17
25:47 <Bobbob> !roll 1d6+11 damage
25:47 <dicebot> Bobbob, damage: [1d6=5] 16
25:53 <Bobbob> end turn
26:40 <Steven> pray tell what are we doing? anyone give a quick catchup... who we tryin to kill
26:45 <Bobbob> Gustav 5ft south and channels, excluding the snakes
26:53 fued ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
26:55 <Bobbob> we just killed Durra, trying to kill these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking cave
27:01 <Bobbob> !roll 6d6 channel
27:01 <dicebot> Bobbob, channel: [6d6=2,2,6,3,1,5] 19
27:06 <Steven> oh snap
27:07 <Bairaq> ha
27:16 <fued> yes
27:16 <Bobbob> 70/70 Bobbob
27:28 <Bobbob> 49/49 Merk
27:30 <Avatar> it's Bairaq's turn
27:31 <Bobbob> Gustav has 5 channels remaining
27:41 <Bairaq> Power attack 3
27:56 <Bairaq> !roll 1d20+10 Attack; 2d6+13 Damage
27:56 <dicebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=9] 19; Damage: [2d6=4,4] 21
28:14 <Avatar> it's Merk's turn
28:31 <Steven> which dot is me?
28:43 <Steven> sexy
28:59 <Steven> my turn?
29:03 <Sn0uu> dam
29:07 <Sn0uu> this guy...
29:08 <Steven> sorry
29:09 <Sn0uu> is just talking
29:10 <Sn0uu> and talking
29:10 <Avatar> change your nick to Merk
29:13 <Steven> rapier that bitch!
29:15 <Sn0uu> and talking on this TS
29:15 <Avatar> that way you'll remember lolz
29:17 <Bobbob> merkmerkmerkmerk
29:17 Steven is now known as merk
29:19 <Sn0uu> and he wont shut up lol
29:22 ChanOP gives voice to merk
29:28 <merk> !throw 1d20+13 Rapier
29:28 <diebot> merk, Rapier: [1d20=16] 29
29:41 <merk> !throw 1d20+13 Rapier
29:42 <diebot> merk, Rapier: [1d20=15] 28
29:44 <merk> yeah bitches
30:07 <merk> !throw 2d6+6 4d6
30:07 <diebot> merk, 4d6: [2d6=2,6] 14
30:17 <merk> i didnt write it correct
30:24 <merk> !throw 2d6+6 +4d6
30:24 <diebot> merk, +4d6: [2d6=2,3] 11
30:36 <merk> blah... i never bothered with sneak attack
30:43 <merk> !throw 4d6
30:43 <diebot> merk, 4d6: [4d6=6,1,1,6] 14
30:52 <merk> 3
30:59 <merk> it dead?
31:05 <merk> yeah baby!
31:08 <Avatar> it's Bobbob's turn
31:11 <Bobbob> ghost attacks the snake
31:14 fued has quit (Quit: )
31:15 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+9 PA
31:15 <dicebot> Bobbob, PA: [1d20=7] 16
31:18 <Bobbob> and then 5ft SW
31:20 <Bobbob> and attack snake 4
31:24 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+15; 1d20+10
31:25 <dicebot> Bobbob, 1d20+15: [1d20=16] 31; 1d20+10: [1d20=11] 21
31:32 <Bobbob> !roll 1d6+11 damage
31:32 <dicebot> Bobbob, damage: [1d6=1] 12
31:50 <Avatar> it's Gustav's turn
32:08 <Bobbob> two south, one southeast
32:15 <Bobbob> two south, guidance on Merk
32:16 <merk> i should have 5 fted away
32:31 <Avatar> it's Bairaq's turn
33:01 <Bairaq> !A19
33:08 <Bairaq> Could I move there?
33:15 <Bairaq> And power attack
33:27 <merk> that burp tasted terrible....
33:30 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+8 Attack; 2d6+13 Damage
33:31 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=5] 13; Damage: [2d6=2,4] 19
33:39 <Avatar> it's Merk's turn
33:50 <merk> swing in again
33:53 <Bobbob> you attack at +14
33:57 <Bobbob> +2 for flank, +1 for guidance
33:59 <merk> !throw 1d20+14 rapier
33:59 <diebot> merk, rapier: [1d20=11] 25
34:08 <Bobbob> 1d6+3+4d6
34:09 <Bobbob> no spaces
34:13 <merk> !throw 5d6+3
34:14 <diebot> merk, 5d6+3: [5d6=5,4,5,5,3] 25
34:27 <Avatar> it's Bobbob's turn
34:30 <merk> thats fine... so long as im fuckin it up
34:32 <Bobbob> two attacks on el snake
34:35 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+15; 1d20+10
34:35 <dicebot> Bobbob, 1d20+15: [1d20=7] 22; 1d20+10: [1d20=2] 12
34:40 <Bobbob> 5ft north
34:41 <Bobbob> ghost attacks
34:44 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+11 PA
34:45 <dicebot> Bobbob, PA: [1d20=15] 26
34:55 <Bobbob> !roll 1d6+6 damage
34:55 <dicebot> Bobbob, damage: [1d6=6] 12
34:59 <Bobbob> end turn
35:12 <merk> "Am I the only one who likes to cut up snakes?"
35:36 <Bobbob> "I like to kill guisarme-wielding crazy women who appear out of thin air."
35:40 <Avatar> it's Gustav's turn
37:22 <merk> so we are fighting snakes?
37:41 <merk> oh snap... adamantine snakes.
37:41 <Avatar> admantine snakes
38:11 <Bobbob> guidance on Bairaq
38:13 <Bobbob> end turn
38:15 <Bairaq> Oh joy
38:18 <Avatar> it's Bairaq's turn
38:27 <Bairaq> 1SW
38:30 <Bairaq> Power attack
38:44 <Bairaq> !roll 1d20+9 Attack; 2d6+13 Damage
38:44 <dicebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=17] 26; Damage: [2d6=4,1] 18
38:54 <Bobbob> "Good job."
38:56 <Bobbob> I loot the bitch
38:57 <merk> I will stealth
38:59 <Bairaq> "Anyone hurt?"
39:08 <Avatar> A glittering mosaic sprawls across the cave floor in a moat of incandescent light. These mottled patterns of radiance undulate in an endless cascade of glorious color. Some sort of door, almost completely lost in the blaze of light, sits recessed in the far wall. 
39:18 <merk> !throw 1d20+15 stealth @avatar
39:25 <Bobbob> Gustav uses her scroll of lesser restoration on Merk
39:37 <merk> i get fucked up?
39:44 <Bobbob> yeah you took 2 con damage
39:57 <merk> ah... well roll 1d4 see how much you cure
40:10 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+5 will
40:10 <dicebot> Bobbob, will: [1d20=13] 18
40:16 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+9 Will
40:17 <diebot> Bairaq, Will: [1d20=7] 16
40:37 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+10 gustav
40:38 <dicebot> Bobbob, gustav: [1d20=4] 14
40:39 <merk> !throw 1d20+4
40:40 <diebot> merk, 1d20+4: [1d20=9] 13
40:47 <merk> 2 more if its an enchantment effect
41:04 <merk> cool cool
41:35 <Bobbob> Gustav checks if any of it is magic
42:02 <merk> !throw 1d4 restoration
42:02 <diebot> merk, restoration: [1d4=4] 4
42:04 <Bobbob> !roll 1d4
42:05 <dicebot> Bobbob, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
42:26 <merk> and then i would have stealthed
43:09 <merk> nopes, not me
43:36 <merk> i will check for traps on it
43:38 <Bobbob> I'll take it !
43:49 <Bobbob> arches
43:54 <merk> !throw 1d20+16 perception for traps
43:54 <diebot> merk, perception for traps: [1d20=9] 25
44:21 <merk> thats totaly fine.
45:41 <Avatar> Aglorn Desimire
46:08 <Avatar>  Addressed 
46:08 <Avatar> to Aglorn Desimire, it promises riches beyond imagining 
46:08 <Avatar> to pay off the Consortium’s debt for the portal and 
46:08 <Avatar> offers wry well-wishes for setting up “a lasting base of 
46:08 <Avatar> operations in the middle of a glacier.”
46:43 <Bobbob> I go through the door
48:01 <Avatar> This massive iron door is pocked with evenly spaced holes in a roughly square pattern. Mithral rods are placed in a strange pattern in the door, with five other rods lying on the ground in a small stack directly in front of the door.
48:52 <Avatar> untrained linguistics checks
48:53 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+1 linguistics
48:53 <dicebot> Bobbob, linguistics: [1d20=7] 8
48:56 <Bairaq> !roll 1d20
48:56 <dicebot> Bairaq, 1d20: [1d20=15] 15
48:57 <merk> !throw 1d20 ling
48:58 <diebot> merk, ling: [1d20=6] 6
49:05 <merk> i dont know what the fuck it says lol
49:14 <Avatar> K
50:32 <merk> um... i do, but its metagaming.
51:10 <Bairaq> I try the grid at random
51:19 <Bairaq> I try it at random.
51:25 <Avatar> Bairaq: roll a reflex save
51:36 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+8
51:37 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d20+8: [1d20=18] 26
51:42 <Bairaq> Got me on my low save
52:00 <Bairaq> "Oh, hey."
52:02 <Avatar> Bairaq takes 1 electricity damage
52:05 <Bairaq> "Uh, don't do that shit at random"
52:08 <Bairaq> 54/55
52:34 <Avatar> everyone else roll reflex
52:35 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+7 reflex
52:35 <dicebot> Bobbob, reflex: [1d20=9] 16
52:43 <Bobbob> 69/70
52:58 <merk> !throw 1d20+11, plus 2 if trapfinding applies
52:58 <diebot> merk, plus 2 if trapfinding applies: [1d20=20] 31
53:05 <merk> i evade!
53:08 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+4 gustav
53:08 <dicebot> Bobbob, gustav: [1d20=17] 21
53:15 <Bobbob> 55/56 Gustav
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54:35 <Bobbob> "That's how we do."
54:48 Mort- ([email protected]) has left #d&d (Leaving)
55:35 <merk> theres a difference between the pattern on the door
55:48 <Bobbob> and what?
55:57 <merk> and where the rods are placed if i remember
56:01 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+4 initiative
56:01 <dicebot> Bobbob, initiative: [1d20=1] 5
56:02 <Avatar> roll for initiative
56:05 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20 gustav
56:05 <dicebot> Bobbob, gustav: [1d20=19] 19
56:08 <merk> !throw 1d20+11
56:09 <diebot> merk, 1d20+11: [1d20=2] 13
56:14 <Bairaq> !roll 1d20+2
56:14 <merk> yeah baby! a 2
56:14 <dicebot> Bairaq, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
56:30 <Bobbob> Gustav 19, Merk 13, Bairaq 12, Bobbob 5
57:05 <merk> oh snap....
57:27 <merk> can you sneak attack undead? i dont deal with rogues like ever
57:32 <Bobbob> "More monkey fighting snakes in this Monday to Friday cave!"
57:44 <merk> its the oozes you can sneak
57:45 <Avatar> it's Gustav's turn
57:49 <merk> cant even
57:57 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+10 religion
57:58 <dicebot> Bobbob, religion: [1d20=2] 12
58:04 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+5 religion
58:05 <dicebot> Bobbob, religion: [1d20=12] 17
58:14 <merk> i has no knowledge of religion
58:54 <merk> remove the block on the map?
58:58 <Bobbob> he casts bless
59:05 <Bobbob> and moves to Y22
59:21 <Avatar> it's Merk's turn
59:30 <merk> so the door is broken open...
59:46 <merk> did you get my stealth roll?
00:40 <merk> i will move up to the door
00:52 <merk> on the right side
01:18 <merk> i has fast stealth, readying an attack
01:22 <Avatar> it's Bairaq's turn
01:59 <merk> oh the map just updated
02:07 <Bairaq> 1S of Gustav
03:16 <merk> paralyze with fears
03:26 <merk> thats when you enter the radius
03:27 <Bobbob> !dist 25 15
03:28 <diebot> Bobbob, Length of hypotenuse: 29.154759
04:01 <merk> when you enter the area, or it moves to within 30ft of it
05:19 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+9 will
05:19 <dicebot> Bobbob, will: [1d20=13] 22
06:06 <Avatar> it's Bobbob's turn
06:51 <Bobbob> I'll charge her
07:14 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+18
07:14 <dicebot> Bobbob, 1d20+18: [1d20=18] 36
08:17 <Avatar> !rand figment figment serpent
08:17 <dicebot> Avatar, random: figment
08:22 <Bobbob> end turn
08:34 <Bobbob> ride-by to continue 5 more feet
08:37 <Bobbob> and Ghost will attack
09:03 <merk> yeah he does... go go ghost!
09:08 <merk> makes the saves!
09:33 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+7 will
09:35 <dicebot> Bobbob, will: [1d20=20] 27
09:42 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+11 bite
09:42 <dicebot> Bobbob, bite: [1d20=1] 12
09:44 <Bobbob> end turn
09:47 <Avatar> it's Gustav's turn
09:54 <Bobbob> gustav will cast bear's strength on Bairaq
10:00 <Bobbob> and end turn
10:02 <Avatar> it's Merks' turn
10:04 <Bairaq> Bear's?
10:08 <Bairaq> What does that do
10:09 <Bobbob> bull's strength
10:22 <Bobbob> whatevs man, whatevs!
10:24 <Bairaq> Argh, now I have to figure out all my bonuses again
10:28 <merk> hmmmm......
10:48 <merk> i will pull a throwing dagger
10:53 <merk> five foot stop sw
11:00 <merk> and make a fear save
11:02 <merk> !throw 1d20+4 Fear rolls
11:02 <diebot> merk, Fear rolls: [1d20=13] 17
11:09 <merk> nope
11:14 <merk> yay
11:19 <merk> and ill throw the dagger
11:27 <merk> dagger range is 10 or 20 feet?
11:44 <merk> !throw 120+4 i believe
11:54 <merk> !throw 1d20+4
11:54 <diebot> merk, 1d20+4: [1d20=13] 17
12:06 <merk> did it get within 5 of its ac?
12:35 <Avatar> it's Bairaq's turn
12:37 <Bairaq> Can I charge from here?
12:39 <merk> "Orc balls!"
12:52 <Bairaq> Declare Smite on the mummy
13:09 <Bairaq> Alright then, I don't declare smite
13:12 <merk> you cant charge through team mates unless you have dragon style
13:21 <merk> then you can... which is why dragon style i awesome
13:22 <Bobbob> or charge-through
13:25 <Bobbob> bwa-ha-ha
13:26 <Bairaq> Move to !D25
15:20 <merk> 1d20+level+casting stat
15:36 <merk> 15+double spell level
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16:26 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+12 fort
16:26 <dicebot> Bobbob, fort: [1d20=6] 18
16:45 <merk> shoots forth from her terrifying maw
17:51 <Avatar> it's Bobbob's turn
17:51 <Bobbob> I attack her
17:57 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+13; 1d20+8
17:57 <dicebot> Bobbob, 1d20+13: [1d20=18] 31; 1d20+8: [1d20=11] 19
18:11 <Bobbob> !roll 1d6+10 damage
18:12 <dicebot> Bobbob, damage: [1d6=1] 11
18:15 <merk> that narrows down what it could be... ray of enfeeble?
18:25 <merk> thats my guess
18:36 <Bobbob> I move west 20 feet
19:34 <merk> could always roll a nat 1
19:42 <merk> 5% chance!
19:57 <Avatar> it's Gustav's turn
20:40 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+10 will
20:40 <dicebot> Bobbob, will: [1d20=11] 21
21:02 <merk> its what 2d4+something rounds
21:15 <merk> mummys be nasty bastards
21:47 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+5 touch
21:48 <dicebot> Bobbob, touch: [1d20=11] 16
21:52 <merk> ca keeps disconnected me.... freakin annoyings
22:09 <Bobbob> !roll 7d6 damage
22:10 <dicebot> Bobbob, damage: [7d6=5,4,5,1,6,6,4] 31
22:23 <merk> ausk always casts searing light into his spellstoring rapier
22:31 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+7
22:31 <dicebot> Bobbob, 1d20+7: [1d20=3] 10
22:42 <Bobbob> end turn
22:44 <Avatar> it's Merk's turn
22:46 <merk> Move !E,24 pulling dagger on the way and throw it at this snake!
23:09 <merk> !throw 1d20+10 
23:09 <diebot> merk, 1d20+10: [1d20=8] 18
23:19 <merk> miss?
23:28 <merk> snag any of them images?
23:33 <merk> oh...
23:38 <merk> yes
23:40 <merk> lol
23:43 <merk> oh well...
23:50 <Bairaq> Smite evil
23:53 <Bairaq> 1SE
23:56 <Bairaq> Power Attack
24:08 <Bairaq> E
24:09 <Bairaq> Fine
24:23 <Bairaq> E
24:26 <merk> lol
24:50 <merk> Bobby used to run with a cavalier, and my character ausk always fucked up his ride by attacks
24:55 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+15 Attack
24:55 <diebot> Bairaq, Attack: [1d20=7] 22
24:58 <merk> and i always used to stare down his character
25:21 <Bairaq> !roll 2d62+21
25:21 <dicebot> Bairaq, 2d62+21: [2d62=44,14] 79
25:27 <Bairaq> Yeah it isn't
25:32 <Bairaq> !roll 2d6+21
25:32 <dicebot> Bairaq, 2d6+21: [2d6=6,3] 30
25:35 <Bairaq> Ignoring DR
25:49 <merk> smite eviled
26:18 * merk is probably peeing herself.
27:58 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+10
27:58 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d20+10: [1d20=10] 20
28:11 <merk> divine health
28:25 <Avatar> Bairaq takes 7 damage
28:30 <Avatar> it's Bobbob's turn
28:31 <Bobbob> chaaaaaaaarge
28:31 <Bairaq> 47/55
28:41 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+17 charge
28:41 <dicebot> Bobbob, charge: [1d20=16] 33
28:48 <Bobbob> !roll 3d6+30 damage
28:49 <dicebot> Bobbob, damage: [3d6=4,5,6] 45
28:56 <Bobbob> "Bitch."
29:05 * merk kicks dirt on her corpse.
29:31 <merk> !throw 1d20+13 perception for loots
29:31 <diebot> merk, perception for loots: [1d20=10] 23
29:58 <merk> some golds...
29:58 <Bobbob> I put on the bracers
30:00 <merk> we like golds
30:02 <Bobbob> "Do I look awesome?"
30:22 <merk> "No..."
32:23 <merk> spellcraft>knw religion
32:39 <merk> you only ever really identify undead creatures, and they are pretty easy to spot
32:50 <merk> decaying flesh... bad smell
32:57 <Bobbob> "Sup?"
33:05 <Bobbob> "Gustav, use your scroll."
33:57 <Bobbob> Bobbob puts his lance away
36:11 <Bobbob> I'll play me
36:17 <Bobbob> Merk and Bairaq can play the lizardfolk
36:29 <Bobbob> I walk along on my mount and act very surprised as Merk and Bairaq jump out from behind a rock and attack me
36:50 <Bairaq> I jump out from behind a rock and attack him
36:56 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20+10 attack
36:56 <diebot> Bairaq, attack: [1d20=2] 12
36:58 <merk> !throw 1d20+15 stealth @avatar
37:28 <merk> i pop out of stealth and stab at him viciously...
37:48 <Bobbob> I try to defend myself, and reluctantly kill them
37:57 <Bobbob> I nod at him
37:59 <Bairaq> Nod vigorously
38:12 <Bairaq> Mime going through a door
38:21 <Bobbob> yeah, mime opening a door
38:23 <Bobbob> and walking through it
38:28 <Bobbob> whistling nonchalantly
38:43 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+12 diplomacy
38:43 <dicebot> Bobbob, diplomacy: [1d20=17] 29
39:07 <Bobbob> I point at the dead Aspis
39:16 <Bobbob> and run my finger across my throat to mime death
44:21 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+4 perception
44:21 <dicebot> Bobbob, perception: [1d20=16] 20
44:24 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+4 kyra perception
44:25 <dicebot> Bobbob, kyra perception: [1d20=17] 21
46:59 <Bairaq> !throw 1d20
46:59 <diebot> Bairaq, 1d20: [1d20=12] 12
47:00 <merk> what faction are you?
47:05 <Bairaq> Silva Crusaaaaaaaaaaaaade
47:06 <Bobbob> silver crusade
48:04 <Bobbob> !roll 1d20+7 craft
48:05 <dicebot> Bobbob, craft: [1d20=2] 9
48:51 <merk> actually effects a couple different scenarios
48:58 <Bobbob> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/pfs.php5
49:14 <Bairaq> And not a single lay on hands was used that day
49:24 <Avatar> I let you off easy by not fighting the doods in that last room
49:26 <Bobbob> wish I'd have known it was called Snakes in the Fold
49:26 <Bobbob> ha ha
49:32 <Avatar> they probably should've come running across the way
49:39 <Bobbob> would they have cared
49:47 <Bobbob> I mean, shouldn't they be hailing us for heroes for saving their eggs
50:01 <Bobbob> or did they worship that undead snake
50:57 <Avatar> depending on how you act during the whole scenario affects your diplomacy at the end
51:14 <Avatar> you didn't really have any interaction with any of the lizardfolk at all
51:25 <Avatar> so no bonuses or penalties except for those two at the start
51:57 <Avatar> if you don't want to pm me your details I'll leave most of the chronicle sheet filling in to you
51:59 <Bobbob> a 29 diplomacy roll also helps
52:02 <Avatar> which is plenty fine by me
52:52 <Avatar> am I going to have dramas reporting without snouu's character
53:12 <Bobbob> shouldn't do
53:23 <Bobbob> it's possible for people to play for no credit to make up a legal table
54:17 <Avatar> yeah
54:25 <Avatar> I'm glad he said he didn't mind playing for no credit
54:44 <Bobbob> I could've sworn he'd played with us before
54:54 <Avatar> I'm pretty certain he has
55:00 <Avatar> he asked a lot of questions from what I remember
55:17 <merk> ahhhh crap i gotta print out my flight information
55:20 <merk> im going home tomorrow
55:51 * Avatar removes voice from Bairaq Bobbob merk
55:58 merk is now known as Steven
56:35 Bairaq is now known as Brunius
56:47 Bobbob is now known as Ballig
57:00 <Avatar> I reckon 3 prestige per level to change factions is too high
57:08 <Avatar> should be 1 prestige per level I reckon
57:11 <Avatar> that's still pretty rough
57:33 <Steven> its pretty steep, but its basically taking away the faction portion of prestige
57:46 <Ballig> yeah if Bobbob wanted to change factions he'd be spending 21 of his 28 prestige to do it
58:08 <Steven> well at least your fame doesnt get tanked
58:14 <Ballig> Steven: yeah, completely stripping you of maximum faction portion of prestige, which you wouldn't have earned to begin with
58:19 <Ballig> no one gets 100% of their faction missions
58:44 <Steven> im at like 95%+
58:53 <Ballig> on every character?
58:54 <Ballig> I call bullshit
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59:11 <Ballig> there are a lot of faction missions that are practically impossible unless you meet certain requirements
59:20 <Steven> ive missed out of 2 prestige from screwing up faction missions
59:25 <Steven> and got cheated out of 1
59:33 <Steven> and one tpk
59:44 <Avatar> I haven't missed many except the ones from my early days of PFS
59:49 <Avatar> Cairo missed a lot
59:50 <Steven> otherwise ive gotten all my faction missions done
59:54 <Ballig> there are faction missions for level 1s that require DC skill checks in skills that people rarely have
00:02 <Avatar> I think american GMs tend to be easier on faction missions somehow
00:06 <Ballig> sorry, DC 20 skill checks I meant
00:24 <Ballig> I've seen games that required a DC 20 skill check for /every/ faction mission
00:28 <Avatar> especially if you are catprog
00:29 <Steven> at the shop we tend to work together really well
00:32 <Ballig> ranging from diplomacy to sleight of hand to linguistics
00:38 <Avatar> maybe there is no secrecy of factions
00:54 <Avatar> or the GM more often thinks it's okay to say andorans there is something in this room for you to do
00:56 <Ballig> if you are getting 95%+ faction missions, your GMs are basically handing them to you
00:59 <Ballig> as an expectation of play
01:09 <Steven> and i have to say ive been pretty lucky when it comes to the rolls
01:31 <Steven> i dont expect to get 95% i expect to get 70% like everyone else
01:38 <Ballig> I've missed out on a faction mission just because I was the second person to enter a room instead of the first
01:44 <Steven> but ive managed to get most of my faction missions
01:56 <Brunius> Where is it stated that 70% is expected?
02:10 <Brunius> Last I heard they weren't disclosing how many were expected
02:17 <Steven> its not stated anywhere
02:28 <Brunius> So how do you know 70% are expected
02:34 <Ballig> I think for the life of a single character, if you get 70% of your faction missions you are doing well
02:52 <Ballig> Bobbob has completed 22 scenarios and has gotten 30 prestige
02:53 <Steven> its one of those things that get overheard by a VC and they say it to their VL and it works its way through the system
03:17 <Steven> plus i tend to play classes that have a decent amounts of skill points
03:20 <Brunius> So you don't know it, somebody could have made it up in the next town over for all you know
03:39 <Ballig> even having decent amounts of skill points wont' guarantee you getting 95% of your faction missions
03:40 <Steven> i only have one character that gets less than 5 skill points a level
03:49 <Ballig> like I said, I've missed out on a mission just because I entered the room second instead of first
03:57 <Ballig> and had no chance to say a phrase before the druid killed someone
04:26 <Steven> also, i have only had like two secret missions
04:35 <Steven> and one secret mission that didnt tell me it was a secret mission
04:37 <Avatar> Brunius: did you have a day job
04:41 <Brunius> Nope
05:00 <Avatar> is 9 on the day job roll, 1gp
05:03 <Avatar> or 5
05:37 <Steven> the mission said, go hand this letter to this guy and make sure its given to him and not a servant
05:40 <Ballig> 1
06:12 <Steven> so while in a bar with the guy, i walk up, introduce myself, hand him the letter he opens it reads it thanks me
06:14 <Steven> i walk away
06:33 <Steven> end of scenario, bobby is like you get one prestige because you failed your faction mission
06:44 <Steven> and im like, no i didnt, and he says you were supposed to do that in secret
06:55 <Brunius> Bobby?
07:03 <Steven> i read him the faction mission word for word
07:08 <Steven> and he marks me down for one prestige anyways
07:20 <Steven> and refuses to change it.  also known as hes bein a dick.
08:18 <Avatar> oh I forgot to mention
08:22 <Avatar> you know that cheliax mission I was talking about
08:28 <Avatar> thelen played hitomi in this scenario
08:30 <Avatar> and he was cheliax
08:40 <Avatar> and he wasn't impressed when he found out what was going on
08:41 <Brunius> Haha
08:58 <Avatar> he got a second chance to turn over the egg and refused
09:02 <Avatar> knowing it would hurt the party
09:10 <Brunius> Oh dear
09:26 <Brunius> I daresay that didn't make him any friends
09:29 <Avatar> I don't remember what came of it
09:42 <Avatar> we still got the alliance
09:52 <Avatar> but I know the GM wasn't too happy for some reason
10:47 <Brunius> I wouldn't be too impressed if my players started putting their good before the party's good
11:53 <Steven> 15hrs and i get on a plane to get home
13:09 <Avatar> we might have actually failed and the GM had to pull something to win it for us so that he didnt' screw us
13:18 <Avatar> I don't remember
13:31 <Avatar> I played as snickers and I think I was the spokesperson
13:35 <Avatar> and I could speak draconic
13:44 <Avatar> I think I had to bluff my way through it
13:47 <Avatar> she's a bluffer
14:31 <Avatar> gravity bow is a pretty good spell
14:46 <Avatar> minutes per level, level 1 spell, turns a 1d8 bow into 2d6
14:56 <Steven> yup its an awesome spell
15:01 <Avatar> or 1d6 into 1d8
15:03 <Avatar> and so forth
15:16 <Avatar> doesn't seem to work with guns
15:21 <Avatar> 1d12 to 3d6 would be okay
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15:34 <Avatar> oh wait, it's a core spell
15:38 <Avatar> er, APG 
15:43 <Avatar> that was before guns were out, maybe it does work
15:55 <Steven> i dont believe it does
15:55 <Mort-> What spell
16:01 <Avatar> can't tell mort
16:04 <Avatar> it's powergamery and I want it
16:07 <Mort-> I'm a magicmur off to play vanguard
16:12 <Mort-> Get it then
16:22 <Steven> in the spell it lists arrows or bolts.
16:28 <Avatar> it's gravity bow
16:35 <Avatar> yeah but the spell was out before UC was out
16:40 <Mort-> Ok its not for guns
16:46 <Mort-> You already had enough fun
17:08 <Steven> dont really need more damage comming out of gunslingers...
17:08 <Mort-> I said that on doing combat maneuvers at range
17:47 <Mort-> Yay I'm playing vanguard
18:04 <Mort-> I can get my paws and tail!
19:25 <Avatar> yeah you really don't
19:30 <Avatar> I am doing huge damage with that holy gun
19:41 <Avatar> I can safely admit it feels unfair to the bad guys
20:01 <Avatar> on the plus side they might get a round to act instead of having me shoot them, because I'll be UMD'ing a spell
20:10 <Avatar> technically it might be a nerf until I'm successful
20:24 <Avatar> Buck does also have 7 cha, so that wouldnt' help
20:31 <Mort-> Yeah raki aren't free to play
20:39 <Mort-> Half elf here i come
20:44 <Mort-> Incoming arcane class
20:49 <Mort-> Or should i be a healer
20:59 <Mort-> Ew.I hate healing for mmos
21:39 <Avatar> this was really clever thinking
21:48 <Avatar> I wanted to give 1 exp to buck, so I gave him wonders in the weave part 1 credit
21:55 <Avatar> but now I have part 2 with a 2 part boon 
22:19 <Avatar> so I either give it to him and play one less scenario with him or I give it to my shitty cleric and abandon the boon
23:37 <Avatar> does a gunslinger need +2 to attack and damage
27:13 <Mort-> Wow that's nice
27:28 <Avatar> what is
32:11 <Ballig> you don't get boons when you GM
33:57 <Brunius> Yeah you don't
33:59 <Avatar> I think you do now
34:10 <Brunius> I think you don't
34:40 <Ballig> oh, looks like they do now
34:43 <Avatar> The GM may select any special boons bestowed by a 
34:43 <Avatar> Chronicle sheet, such as free magical treasure, regional 
34:43 <Avatar> boons, or future bonus die rolls.
35:03 <Ballig> they really should release a document each time they change the PFS rules
35:07 <Ballig> to tell you everything that has changed
35:11 <Ballig> not just the major things like their forum posts do
35:30 <Avatar> I didn't see it in the book, I read it on the forums somewhere
36:18 <Avatar> + attack and damage doesn't really help my gunslinger or even my witch anyway
36:33 <Avatar> bloody cairo
36:35 <Ballig> it's very niche
36:46 <Avatar> the character is a mess, I keep losing track of my gold and have to re-audit
37:00 <Ballig> can't you just look at your last chronicle sheet
37:00 <Avatar> if only PDF chronicle sheets were easier to fill in
37:10 <Ballig> I just look at my last chronicle sheet
37:11 <Avatar> I don't record what I buy on there unless I buy it before a session
37:19 <Avatar> like during question time
37:26 <Ballig> you always have to record your purchases on a chronicle sheet
37:39 <Avatar> yeah but I don't because it is too much of a bitch
37:41 <Brunius> It's a rule
37:49 <Ballig> your character isn't legal then
37:49 <Brunius> Dude you have to
38:03 <Brunius> You can't just go "Oh it's too much of a hassle"
38:08 <Avatar> it becomes legal when I fill one in with all of the items I have on it
38:29 <Ballig> but until then it's illegal
38:44 <Avatar> nobody cares
38:49 <Ballig> I would
38:55 <Avatar> nobody but you cares
39:00 <Brunius> I would
39:03 <Ballig> I would be like "how did you get that headband? show me the chronicle sheet"
39:06 <Avatar> and you
39:10 <Ballig> especially considerng you have a character with a gun worth over 18k
39:20 <Avatar> the answer to "how did you get (anything)" is with the money you made
39:29 <Ballig> yeah I'd be expecting to see the chronicle
39:45 <Avatar> I could just fill it in and show you my last chronicle
40:12 <Ballig> then I'd audit your character
40:17 <Ballig> to make sure you could afford it
40:23 <Avatar> the problem isn't that it doesn't audit properly
40:42 <Ballig> the problem is you have to audit to make sure you have everything right
40:50 <Ballig> because you don't want to spend 2 minutes adding an item to your chronicle when you're meant to :p
40:53 <Ballig> and you end up spending an hour auditing later
41:00 <Avatar> the problem is I don't know if I have 15000gp or 18000gp to spend
41:13 <Avatar> it's inconsequential until I plan to buy a Big Magic Item
41:17 <Ballig> and I bet you you will end up forgetting that you bought something
41:20 <Ballig> and you will be getting free items
41:34 <Avatar> what do you mean forgetting that I bought something
41:37 <Avatar> the items are on my sheet
41:46 <Ballig> yeah but you will forget that you didn't add it to a chronicle sheet
41:57 <Ballig> or it will be a consumable
42:00 <Avatar> but they're on my character sheet
42:00 <Ballig> and it won't be on your sheet anymore
42:23 <Steven> I always just put the final figure of things i have bought on my chronicle sheet if theres more then just one or two, because im lazy.
42:31 <Avatar> I started doing something else at the bottom of my sheet to keep consumables into account
42:56 <Brunius> Christ man
43:01 <Brunius> Why don't you just mark it all down
43:11 <Avatar> because it's a bitch to do on PDFs
43:22 <Ballig> and yet it's easy to audit?
43:25 <Avatar> if it's on paper it's no drama
43:33 <Avatar> it's easier to audit
43:43 <Ballig> is it easier to audit than just adding the items to your sheet?
43:49 <Avatar> yeah
43:58 <Ballig> so everyone else is adding items, and by your logic doing MORE work
44:02 <Ballig> but you're bitching about auditing, which is LESS work?
44:20 <Avatar> hardly anyone else is adding items to their PDFs
44:48 <Ballig> I do it
44:49 <Avatar> caleth does his chronicle sheets with a tablet I think
45:01 <Avatar> they looked handwritten
45:17 <Avatar> I think brian said he prints them, fills them in, scans them in
45:17 <Brunius> Why don't you just print your sheets
45:27 <Avatar> I am still out of ink
45:39 <Avatar> and I don't want to keep running out of ink to deal with chronicle sheets
45:57 <Avatar> even in person, nobody seems to care to look at them despite the fact you're meant to take them with you
46:04 <Avatar> I've never had to take them out
46:09 <Steven> oh oh oh!
46:12 <Steven> i audited a person once
46:13 <Avatar> the exception is if you need to cross off a bonus 
46:34 <Steven> but it was because he didnt know how to do it so he asked for help.
47:25 <Ballig> the idea is that you're accountable, if it ever comes to it
48:01 <Avatar> apparently paul H is okay to use roll20 now
48:12 <Ballig> haha
57:55 <Mekkis> I just print out my PDF chronicle sheets :S
58:04 <Brunius> ^
59:29 <Mekkis> I've audited Darkwhite :)
59:33 <Mekkis> and found errors :P
02:42 <Mort-> Paul is my puddy tat
02:50 <Mort-> He is fluffy
02:52 <Mekkis> audit him!
03:33 <Mort-> No!
03:34 <Mort-> I trust him
03:45 <Steven> its a cat... you cant trust a cat
04:04 <Ballig> you have to audit cats all the time
04:43 <Steven> yeah
04:48 <Mort-> No!
04:49 <Steven> they are evil.
04:55 <Mort-> I'm a cat too
04:58 <Steven> on the evil scale
05:03 <Mort-> A small black and white one!
05:03 <Mekkis> !findchar Mort- 
05:03 <Steven> cats>gnomes
05:07 <diebot> Mekkis, Character: Mort- , number: ( http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char= )
05:09 <Mekkis> !findchar Mort
05:10 <diebot> Mekkis, Character: Mort, number: 193289291( http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=193289291 )
05:25 <Brunius> You broked it
05:33 <Mort-> What?
05:47 <Ballig> !find mort
05:47 <dicebot> Ballig, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=289
05:47 <dicebot> Ballig, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=291
06:12 <Mekkis> !history 289
06:15 <diebot> Mekkis, r31 | vpsirc | 2012-10-08 00:12:17 -0400 (Mon, 08 Oct 2012) | 1 line
06:16 <diebot> Mekkis, r16 | vpsirc | 2012-08-18 00:08:06 -0400 (Sat, 18 Aug 2012) | 1 line
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06:16 <diebot> Mekkis, r3 | initial load | 2012-07-21 00:05:09 -0400 (Sat, 21 Jul 2012) | 1 line
06:36 <Mort-> I'm a 6rt
06:52 <Mekkis> Mort-, I've found an issue on your sheet
07:07 <Mekkis> your character's height is not in the allowable range!
07:08 <Mekkis> OMG!
07:15 <Brunius> Oh noes
07:20 <Mort-> Lol too tall or too short
07:25 <Mort-> Ill change it
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07:30 <Mort-> You know how wizards are
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07:43 <Brunius> I might have to change that hotkey
07:45 <Mort-> Anyway I'm semi busy playing vanguard
07:46 <Brunius> It's getting annoying
07:52 <Mekkis> far too short!
08:21 <Mort-> Fek k ill fix it
08:29 <Mort-> Thinking of human heights
08:33 <Mort-> Forgot I'm elf
08:44 <Mekkis> humans aren't 6"1
09:05 <Mort-> That's short for an elf?
09:07 <Ballig> isn't a female elf height between 5'6" and 6'4"
09:08 <Steven> what?  im 6'4"
09:19 <Mekkis> Steven, yeah
09:20 <Brunius> Sigh
09:26 <Steven> on salvanar
09:27 <Mekkis> that's like 12 times Mort's height
09:28 <Brunius> " instead of '
09:42 <Steven> oh she switched the symbols?
09:52 <Brunius> Yeah
10:03 <Mekkis> your BAB is WRONG, as are your attack rolls!
10:05 <Mort-> Li
10:06 <Mort-> Oh 
10:16 <Mort-> I don't use them
10:26 <Mekkis> I don't use my CMD either
10:26 <Mekkis> :)
11:28 <Mort-> What's wrong
11:32 <Mort-> With my attack rolls
11:51 <Mekkis> Attack Roll  Totals  =  Base  Abil    Size  Misc
11:51 <Mekkis> -----------------------------------------------------
11:51 <Mekkis> Melee        0/0     =  4     +0(str) +0
11:53 <Mort-> Melee is at +4
12:01 <Mort-> Look at the 4
12:05 <Mort-> We good?
12:06 <Ballig> the total is wrong
12:17 <Mekkis> you're missing 18 skill points!
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13:13 <Mekkis> !trait Underlying Principals
13:25 <Mort-> I thought int head band added skills
13:37 <Mort-> So you get 1 skill of your own
13:39 <Mekkis> what I mean is that you've got 54 skill points
13:47 <Mekkis> you should have 82
13:53 <Mort-> My base int is 20
13:53 <Mekkis> ummm
13:54 <Mekkis> 72
14:16 <Mort-> So 7x9?
14:33 <Mort-> 22 because of headband only
14:39 <Mekkis> 8x9 = 72, including the free skills from your headband
14:43 <Mort-> Headband gives diplo
15:04 <Mort-> I thought headband already gave you you're free skill
15:15 <Mort-> So its fixed. No further bonus?
15:23 <Mekkis> I just counted up all the skill ranks
15:36 <Mekkis> and got 54. When I should get 72. Regardless of the headband
15:42 <Mort-> Ok
15:47 <Mort-> Ill fix it
16:23 <Mekkis> I didn't know you owned books about Cheliax
18:59 <Mekkis> pretty sure that UMD tools aren't allowed like that
20:01 <Mort-> Lol
20:13 <Mort-> Make up a master work tool.
20:19 <Mekkis> !item handy haversack
20:38 <diebot> Mekkis, HANDY HAVERSACK [moderate conjuration] CL:9 none 2000gp, 5lb
20:39 <diebot> A backpack of this sort appears to be well made, well used, and quite ordinary. It has two side pouches, each of which appears large enough to hold about a quart of material. In fact, each is like a bag of holding and can actually hold material of as much as 2 cubic feet in volume or 20 pounds in weight. The large central portion of the pack can
20:39 <diebot> contain up to 8 cubic feet or 80 pounds of material. Even when so filled, the backpack always weighs only 5 pounds.   While such storage is useful enough, the pack has an even greater power. When the wearer reaches into it for a specific item, that item is always on top. Thus, no digging around and fumbling is ever necessary to find what a
20:39 <diebot> haversack contains. Retrieving any specific item from a haversack is a move action, but it does not provoke the attacks of opportunity that retrieving a stored item usually does.
21:12 <Ballig> whether or not you can use a masterwork tool like that would be open to debate
21:18 <Ballig> I don't think I've seen anything very concrete on the subject
22:17 <Mort-> That's ok. I somehow don't think ill be pfing much anyway
22:25 <Mekkis> Ultimate Equipment p78 is pretty clear about it
22:25 <Mort-> In real life maybe
22:30 <Ballig> is it
22:36 <Ballig> I should get it
23:15 <Mekkis> http://pastebin.com/ScQPbnAt
24:00 * Mort- may not be pfsing for a while
24:08 <Mort-> Enjoy peeps!
24:30 <Brunius> Why not?
25:40 <Ballig> still seems like the masterwork tool is open for debate over whether or not it would apply in all circumstances or just some
26:07 <Ballig> having said that, i don't think many GMs would allow a catch-all book like that
26:47 <Mekkis> !item Universal Solvent
26:48 <diebot> Mekkis, UNIVERSAL SOLVENT [faint transmutation] CL:3 none 50gp, 0lb
26:48 <diebot> This substance has the unique property of being able to dissolve sovereign glue, tanglefoot bags, and all other adhesives. Applying the solvent is a standard action.
27:38 <Mort-> Playing vanguard saga of heroes
27:55 <Mort-> Which makes me feel I'm looking for a new area to quest
28:09 <Mort-> I can't believe I'm killing civillians?
28:14 <Mort-> I'm moving house
28:18 <Ballig> I can't believe it's not butter
34:54 <Mort-> I've forgotten how much i missed being an evoker
36:34 <Avatar> Mekkis: have you played eyes of the ten yet?
36:48 <Mekkis> no
36:55 <Avatar> are you eager
36:57 <Mekkis> I haven't got a character at that level
36:59 <Mekkis> yes, I am!
37:04 <Avatar> same
37:08 <Avatar> slowly getting there
37:09 <Mekkis> Mort-, you don't have enough spellbooks!
37:22 <Mort-> Ok ill go buy more
37:33 <Avatar> ideally I want snickers to play it
37:36 <Mort-> I've forgotten how wonderful it is to nuke people
37:52 <Mekkis> you're using 307 pages, but only have one spellbook. I think you'll need to throw away 75% of your spells!
38:22 <Avatar> there really should be a better way of keeping track of how many spellbooks you need than doing complex maths
38:33 <Mekkis> how is this complex maths?
38:41 <Mekkis> there's nothing involving sqrt(-1)
39:01 <Avatar> how many spells are we talking about
39:07 <Avatar> say, what, 30
39:40 <Avatar> 16 1st level spells, 8 2nd level spells, 6 3rd levels, 4 4th levels
39:46 <Avatar> that'll do
39:56 <Brunius> Just play a divine caster
40:00 <Brunius> Then you don't need spellbooks
40:07 <Avatar> then you work out (16*1)+(8*2)+(6*3)+(4*4)
40:11 <Mekkis> yeah
40:14 <Mekkis> that's not hard
40:18 <Avatar> divided by 100
40:23 <Avatar> that is a lot of working out
40:49 <Avatar> how often do you check for that? every time you buy a scroll? every level?
41:12 <Avatar> it would be easier to say spellbooks can contain x amount of spells
41:33 <Steven> isnt there a spellbook that can have unlimited spells in them
41:35 <Ballig> problem is do you make it harder for lower level characters or easier for higher level characters
41:36 <Brunius> You should write a script for it Avatar
41:42 <Mekkis> I just store the number of spellbook-pages I'm using in the sourcecode to my character sheet
41:44 <Ballig> Blessed Spellbook can hold a lot
41:45 <Ballig> but it's expensive
41:53 <Mekkis> it's generally worth it though
41:55 <Avatar> x spells per book isn't harder for anyone
42:06 <Avatar> rather than x pages per spell per book
42:18 <Steven> everytime i make an arcane spellcaster its a bard
42:27 <Ballig> well let's say it's 10 spells per spellbook
42:35 <Mekkis> if x=20, then you'll need 2 spellbooks before you start playing
42:37 <Steven> who gets spontaneous spells, so ive never had to deal with the whole spellbook thing
42:49 <Mekkis> if x=30, you'll need to buy a new spellbook when you hit third level
42:56 <Mekkis> probably much sooner
42:58 <Ballig> low level characters can't fit a lot of their lower level spells in
43:07 <Ballig> but say it's 50 spells per book, then high level characters can have 50 level 9 spells in a book
43:15 <Mekkis> Mort- has 20 cantrips
43:46 <Avatar> but they dont' have 50 level 9 spells in a book when you consider chopping and changing
44:05 <Avatar> they just have "enough spellbooks" to cover how many spells they have
44:15 <Avatar> so all of their spellbooks contain so many level 1,2,3,4,5...9 spells
44:19 <Avatar> up until it's full
44:38 <Avatar> it's not that one has the level 1 spells and one has the level 9 spells
45:00 <Avatar> some realism gets taken away, but it adds a lot of simplicity
45:10 <Mort-> Yeah ok
45:29 <Mekkis> why not just have the "your spellbook has *enough pages* for all your spells" then?
45:42 <Steven> thats pretty cool... you can get a mithril spellbook
45:54 <Avatar> that's fine too
46:07 <Avatar> I'm trying to compromise if they want to add the more than one spellbook thing
47:26 <Mekkis> do you know if they'll be giving out Queen of Thorns at Arcanacon?
47:37 <Avatar> I don't know what that is
47:48 <Mekkis> Dave Gross's new book
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55:18 <Mekkis> supposedly about Kyonin
06:24 <Avatar> zzzz
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35:44 <Avatar> this is interesting, group of trust players to roll their own dice in private online
35:54 <Avatar> group who* trusts players
56:08 <fued> so, who feels like running a game tommorow woo!
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16:26 <Avatar> you run one
16:31 <Avatar> woo!
17:41 <Sn0uu> rabble rabble
18:16 <Sn0uu> I rolled a nat 20 :)
18:40 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20
18:41 <dicebot> Sn0uu, 1d20: [1d20=9] 9
20:32 <fued> i could try
20:38 <fued> ive only done 2 before tho haha
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29:50 <Avatar> dumb malware
30:18 <Mort-> God i am tired
30:31 <Mekkis> what did the Mort- do?
30:49 <Mort-> Tried to clean up my comp
30:57 <Mekkis> format and reinstall!@
30:57 <Mort-> And deleted the wireless connection
31:11 <Mort-> Epic fail handle computer check
31:16 <Mekkis> use ethernet!
31:30 <Mort-> I fked up big time
32:03 <fued> iwas sick offixing my gfs computer, so i put linux on it.. havent had a virus issue since lol
32:32 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
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32:57 <Mekkis> fued, good juob. Has she used her computer?
33:19 <Mort-> What?
33:21 <fued> yeah she uses it all the time lol
33:38 <fued> cant get in anywhere near as much trouble now tho :P
33:50 <Mekkis> great
33:58 <Mekkis> I say we linux Mort-'s computer
34:11 <Mort-> Lol
34:15 <Mort-> I fked up
34:26 <Mort-> Me and comps don't get along
34:33 <Mekkis> so there's nothing to lose!
35:03 <fued> exactly
35:34 <Mort-> Hell. Ill go swimming and screw comp shit
35:53 <fued> well no wonder
36:01 <fued> if you are swimming with your computer...
37:30 <Brunius> LINUX IT NOW
37:32 <Brunius> RIGHT NOW
37:59 <Mekkis> do it!
37:59 <Brunius> http://www.ubuntu.com/download/desktop/windows-installer
38:03 <Brunius> Do it Mort-
38:04 <Mekkis> wtf
38:11 <Brunius> Worst case scenario you have to get rid of it
38:35 * Mort- sighs. How Many people around tomorrow
40:14 * Mort- looks at her paws and her quest to fox city
40:33 <Brunius> Seriously Mort-, install linux
40:38 <Brunius> That installer is super easy to use
40:45 <Mort-> I don't know how to use that thing
41:13 <Brunius> Just follow the prompts
41:27 <Mekkis> you don't know how to use windows either. What's to lose?
42:05 <Mort-> No map tools :p
42:25 <Mekkis> a) Maptools does work on linux
42:32 <Mekkis> b) CA works on linux
42:39 <Mekkis> c) In my experience, Map tools sucks
43:04 <fued> d) no viruses/random slow downs/ and u get a pretty app store
43:14 * Mort- grumbles and throws acorns at mekkis
43:33 * Mekkis catches the acorns, casts Fire Seeds, and throws them back at Mort- 
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43:42 * Mekkis catches the acorns, casts Fire Seeds, and throws them back at mortswishytail 
43:52 <mortswishytail> Yeah i fked it up
44:04 <mortswishytail> My last run
44:12 <mortswishytail> Previous ones were ok i think
44:24 * fued makes purple text which you will read because its purple
44:39 <mortswishytail> I can't see colours here
44:41 * Mekkis tries using wine to run the ubuntu windows installed :S
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46:37 <fued> well
46:46 <Mort-> Urgh
46:49 <fued> taverns suck to make
46:56 <Mort-> Tails gone
47:24 <Avatar> Mekkis: does roll20 work on linux
47:28 <fued> yeah
48:02 <Mekkis> what's roll20
48:17 <Mort-> Mekkis look at your pm
48:21 <Avatar> http://roll20.net
48:30 <Avatar> a lot of people are using it
48:30 <Mort-> Newest stuff. Never got the tinychat to work though
48:31 <fued> works fine
48:48 <Avatar> fued: have you GM'd anything before
48:53 <fued> the adobe settings play up occasionally, but u can set them seperately
49:07 <fued> I have only played 2 games, and never even looked into GM'ing yet lol
49:22 <Mort-> They keep asking people to gm here :p
49:23 <Avatar> I mean anything outside of PFS
49:33 * Mort- lazytails
49:41 <fued> theres things outside of PFS?
49:48 <Avatar> like regular pathfinder
49:50 <Avatar> or d&d
49:51 <Mort-> Of course
49:58 <Mort-> There is serpents skull
50:07 <Mort-> And i have a confession to make.
50:19 <fued> nope didnt like d&d and couldnt find any pathfinder groups
50:25 <Mort-> My latest character in serpents skull is a bard.
50:35 <Mort-> Ok mekkis. Its out
51:00 <Steven> what up what up what up
51:20 <Mort-> So yes i have a level 8 bard.
51:31 <Avatar> dawg?
51:36 <Ballig> shizzle
51:46 <Avatar> do you know the rules reasonably enough
51:47 <Sn0uu> why don't u just look up look up look up!??!
51:52 <Mort-> However. Since i just rolled. I have no idea how bards are supposed to play
51:52 <Avatar> I haven't been in any of your games
52:01 <Avatar> for goblins
52:16 <Ballig> for goblins in the rafters
52:19 <Avatar> in da rafterz
52:19 <Ballig> in the RAFTERS throwing bombs
52:21 <Steven> cause why would i do work somebody else can do for me?
52:50 <fued> Ive been researching it a lot over the last 2 weeks since i discovered it?
53:43 <Mort-> Fued.
54:06 <Avatar> Ballig: are you using bobbob again today
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54:33 <Ballig> dunno
54:34 <Mort-> Fued.
54:51 <Avatar> which games have you played
54:53 <Steven> i was signed up, but my grandma wants to take me out to dinner tonight.
55:01 <Mort-> Now i have confessed. We can admit 2 blur bards
55:06 <Steven> so i canceled... sad panda
55:20 <Avatar> if it was a real life game would you cancel
55:30 <Mort-> I've heard good things about saving finale and gallant inspiration
55:35 <fued> s0/1: Silent Tide and  s1/45: Delirums tangle
55:42 <Sn0uu> :p
55:48 <Sn0uu> nah, just invite gpa to the game
55:53 <Sn0uu> there might be snacks lol
55:57 <Avatar> amen to that
56:00 <Sn0uu> gma*
56:04 <Avatar> we will skype her in
56:08 <Steven> pfffffffffft
56:09 <Sn0uu> :p
56:13 <Steven> you bitches be crazy
56:18 <Avatar> you da crazy 1
56:23 <Mort-> Basically he can play almost anything
56:26 <Steven> i cant dispute that.
56:32 <Steven> lol
56:33 <Avatar> seriously would you cancel if it was an in person game
56:44 <Steven> im going out to dinner
56:53 <Avatar> so you would
57:01 <Mort-> Problem is do we have enough players on such short notice?
57:11 <Avatar> yes mort
57:12 <Steven> im not going to break out my laptop and headphones in the middle of a restraunt.
57:13 <Avatar> relax
57:26 <Avatar> yeah but if you were physically going somewhere to play a game 
57:35 <Mort-> Oh cool you running fs?
57:38 <Avatar> would you say sorry guys I can't come around tonight because I'm going to dinner with grandma instead
57:49 <Steven> yes
57:54 <Mort-> I may be going to find elf city. Don't know
57:55 <Avatar> ok 
58:00 <Sn0uu> lame
58:08 <Avatar> I am just curious
58:10 <Mort-> Have this thing for travelling
58:11 <Sn0uu> double book it so it works
58:13 <Sn0uu> :p
58:33 <Sn0uu> its like highschool, jugglin two girls
58:41 <Avatar> well I am not entirely just curious
58:51 <Avatar> I just think if you're cancelling a game running online, you should be willing to do the same if it was in person
00:09 <Steven> well if im not here when kapow gets online, could you guys tell him it would be nice if i got the first steps sheets?
00:24 <Avatar> how long have you been waiting for that
00:41 <Brunius> http://www.howrichareyou.com.au/
00:51 <Steven> i still havent gotten the first one.  im patient but its ridiculously lame now.
01:08 <Avatar> yeah that's not cool
01:15 <Avatar> I will harass him 
01:24 <Avatar> has he got your email
01:32 <Steven> yeah, and my skype.
01:42 <Avatar> your skype is no good if you're not online
02:07 <Steven> i am always online, im just invis mode so people dont bug me with random shit.
02:18 <Avatar> with random shit like your chronicle sheets
02:18 <Ballig> you still have to accept the file
02:35 <Steven> see popped online and now im back invis mode.
02:48 <Avatar> can't send you anything while you're invis
02:49 <Sn0uu> Hey
02:51 <Sn0uu> random spam
02:52 <fued> 17.4 seconds lol
02:55 <Sn0uu> anyone wanna DM a game?
02:57 <Steven> and somebody already messaged me.
02:59 <Sn0uu> (not really spam)
03:07 <Avatar> Sn0uu one is scheduled in like an hour
03:19 <Avatar> tier 5-9 though
03:37 <Avatar> what level is your man
04:04 <Brunius> hour thirty
04:07 <Brunius> 10400?
04:09 <Tashes> 25s
04:25 <Tashes> also lol. 18.87 bil for jamaica
04:31 <Avatar> yeah but I'd like to get started by 10.30 or earlier rather than 10.45 or later
04:47 <Avatar> tashes show fued how to run a game
04:57 <Tashes> you do it
04:58 <Avatar> if you guys want to lock in a character right now, I'll send you your faction missions
05:03 <Avatar> I do it every week
05:04 <Avatar> it's your turn
05:14 <Tashes> what do you think i am? prepared?
05:16 <Tashes> lawl
05:17 <Steven> my brother keeps sending me excerpts from the book he is writing
05:18 <Avatar> yes
05:20 <Brunius> 22870-5 Bairaq, Silver Crusade
05:21 <Steven> zombie fiction.
05:34 <Avatar> you are the most prepared person I know
05:51 * Tashes looks behind herself
05:55 <Tashes> can't be talking about me...
05:56 <Avatar> see
05:57 <Avatar> there you go
06:53 <Tashes> you cray cray
06:58 <Avatar> if caleth is the last one we're waiting for, we're starting at 10.30 without him cause he is always LATE
07:02 <Tashes> i'm not even prepared enough to be having this converstaion
07:08 * Tashes wanders off
08:37 <Steven> waiting on kapow too.
08:53 <Avatar> kapow is usually pretty reasonable
09:02 <Brunius> If I order 600x600x50 items from the UK, they're all gonna be snapped in half by the time they get here, aren' they
09:08 <Avatar> he is not almost-always-early but he is usually on time
09:22 <Ballig> if he shows up
09:28 <Avatar> yeah
09:50 <Ballig> sometimes he just randomly bails without saying anything
12:35 * Mort- jumps into a swimming pool!
13:44 <fued> make sure u label TOXIC on the box
13:48 <fued> people will be gentle with it
14:43 <Brunius> That will probably just make customs pick it up
20:14 <Mekkis> hah
20:18 <Mekkis> 1.5 Minutes
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30:45 <fued> possibly
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32:05 <fued> when were hinges invented i wonder
32:54 <fued> ah cool around 1000 bc
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59:15 * Mort- pads out of the pool dripping wet
04:41 <fued> you took your computer swimming again?
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51:27 <Brunius> Yo Avatar, you keep not crossing off the high tier on chronicle sheets
51:51 <Brunius> Also, this isn't chronicle #15 for me
52:13 <Avatar> oh
52:16 <Avatar> didn't you say you levelled up
52:27 <Brunius> Yeah
52:30 <Brunius> I did level up
52:33 <Avatar> I don't usually cross off the high tier gold up the top right
52:42 <Avatar> you didn't level up if it's not #15
52:52 <Brunius> Why not
52:58 <Avatar> are you on slow track
53:01 <Brunius> Nope
53:08 <Avatar> #15 is 15 exp
53:14 <Brunius> Not necessarily
53:17 <Avatar> you level up at 3,6,9,12,15
53:24 <Avatar> not necessarily, if you're on slow track
53:44 <Avatar> what else am I missing
54:09 <Brunius> modules
54:17 <Brunius> event boons
54:21 <Brunius> (eg archerfeast)
54:31 <Brunius> That's actually chronicle 14 for Bairaq
54:35 <Brunius> Because of Ruby Phenoix
54:36 <Avatar> oh yeah modules would count
54:39 <Brunius> Pheonix even
54:42 <Avatar> event boons don't
56:07 <Brunius> Why not
58:11 <Avatar> they're not games
58:18 <Brunius> So
58:32 <Avatar> it's up to you man, feel free to fill it in
58:53 <Avatar> the GM only has to fill in the grey boxes
00:15 <Brunius> So why did you fill in all the other boxes too
00:33 <Avatar> to save you having to do it
00:38 <Brunius> ...Why am I being so picky here
00:45 <Avatar> I don't know !
01:22 * fued throws hands up in disgust
02:59 <fued> !roll 1d20+4
02:59 <dicebot> fued, 1d20+4: [1d20=5] 9
16:41 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+1 nibble fued
16:41 <diebot> Mort-, nibble fued: [1d20=14] 15
16:59 * Mort- giggles
18:46 * Mort- tickles brunius with her tail
23:45 <fued> !roll 1d20+11 reflex save with evasion
23:46 <dicebot> fued, reflex save with evasion: [1d20=20] 31
42:03 <Mort-> Its a standard attack. Evasion doesn't apply
44:52 <Mekkis> but a natural armour of +1 allows you to ignore it
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48:19 <fued> i got a special feat
52:07 * diebot sends a bolt of lightning at fued for being overly cheesy
52:58 <fued> hey
53:03 <fued> diebot cant talk!
53:10 <fued> ill roll u
53:14 <fued> !throw 1d20
53:15 <diebot> fued, 1d20: [1d20=16] 16
53:18 <fued> yeah thats right
53:19 <Avatar> that's mekkis talking
53:46 <fued> !roll 1d20
53:47 <dicebot> fued, 1d20: [1d20=11] 11
53:50 <fued> !throw 1d20
53:51 <diebot> fued, 1d20: [1d20=5] 5
53:56 <fued> odd
54:14 * diebot aims a wide-angle beam of disintegration at fued.
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00:41 * diebot smiles grimly at the destruction of the interloper.
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44:39 <fued> ow
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30:28 <Mekkis> what?
30:32 <Mekkis> someone said my name
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