// #d&d — 2012-11-07
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01:02:00 <Sn0uu> !goaway
01:02:05 <Sn0uu> diebot
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05:12:13 <S711> So. Programmers. How's Windows 8?
05:13:58 <Sn0uu> it 8 too much
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06:27:59 <CanadianSnow> rable
06:29:16 <N2H4> rablerable
06:30:15 Ballig is now known as Rabble
06:30:17 * Rabble licks Hydrazine
06:30:19 Rabble is now known as Ballig
06:30:51 <N2H4> I cause cancer.
06:30:56 <N2H4> Roll for cancer.
06:31:51 <CanadianSnow> !roll 1d20+3
06:31:52 <dicebot> CanadianSnow, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
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08:47:10 <MekkisScreen> So
08:47:45 <MekkisScreen> if you have a faerie dragon familiar, you can cast Polymorph Any Object on it to make it a colossal Gold Dragon
09:49:25 <Mort-> Doubt it
09:53:00 <Mort-> Ok yes it says creature
09:57:45 <CanadianSnow> your moms a creature!
09:57:48 <CanadianSnow> im sorry...
10:06:08 <Mort-> Yes i know i am a creature
10:06:19 <Mort-> And i am a magical beast to boot
10:09:30 <CanadianSnow> grats Mort
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10:40:14 * MekkisScreen casts Polymorph Any Object to turn mort- into a rug
10:40:46 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+1 fort save i don't want to be a rug
10:40:47 <diebot> Mort-, fort save i don't want to be a rug: [1d20=8] 9
10:41:10 * Mort- whimpers and turns into a rug
10:42:05 * CanadianSnow dances ... on Mort, the rug
10:48:31 <Mort-> 2 days of being a rug. Wow. Just wow.
11:10:56 <MekkisScreen> CanadianSnow: want to buy a lovely lemur rug?
11:31:52 <CanadianSnow> uh...
11:31:56 <CanadianSnow> can it change into a Mort?
11:40:01 <MekkisScreen> Sure. but it's worth more as a rug
11:53:19 <CanadianSnow> ouch
11:56:10 <MekkisScreen> can someone explain to me write-in votes?
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12:43:37 <Mort-> It'll change into a Mort after two days
12:45:29 <CanadianSnow> lol
12:46:04 <Steven> wait... theres going to be another mort?
12:46:20 <Mort-> No. I've been turned into a rug
12:46:27 <Mort-> Failed a fort save.
12:46:41 * Mort- enjoys her rughood
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12:49:54 <fued> i love shopping day, so many stuff to nom
12:51:54 <MekkisScreen> or when I cast dispel magic
12:56:02 <Mort-> I suppose. But i shall enjoy rughood
12:56:22 <MekkisScreen> hmm
12:56:32 <MekkisScreen> if I cut the rug in half.....
12:56:40 * Steven sells the mortrug to a persian...
12:57:07 * MekkisScreen sends Steven an invoice
12:57:26 <MekkisScreen> you can do a 60% markup
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13:06:02 <CanadianSnow> WELCOME
13:06:10 <CanadianSnow> to the World of TOMORROW!
13:07:02 <fued> thanks
13:07:29 <Steven> fuck that world.... it sucks
13:10:40 <fued> nah its awesome
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13:49:13 <MekkisScreen> a world of Obama
13:49:15 <MekkisScreen> ?
13:51:35 <Brunius> 173 Obama 174 Romney
13:51:37 <Brunius> Man
13:57:48 <Brunius> BBC: "We might have our first black female republic mormon in Utah tonight"
14:00:10 <Hydrazine> 1 out of every 3 Americans weighs as much as the other two.
14:00:47 <Mort-> What?
14:01:09 <Mort-> Hydra...mekkis turned me into a rug
14:01:19 <Hydrazine> Is it a nice rug?
14:01:31 <Hydrazine> Do you feel all soft under the feet?
14:01:35 <Mort-> Its a mur rug
14:01:39 <Hydrazine> Not too bad to take naps on?
14:01:43 <Mort-> He's selling me t Steven
14:01:45 <Mort-> Of course
14:01:50 <Mort-> My fur is soft
14:02:08 <Hydrazine> Sure it doesn't just look soft?
14:02:13 <Hydrazine> Ever touched a real lemur?
14:02:16 <Hydrazine> I bet their fur sucks.
14:02:16 <Mort-> Like down feathers. Silky smooth
14:02:23 <Mort-> I know
14:02:26 <Hydrazine> I have touched a koala.
14:02:33 <Mort-> But I'm a magical beasty
14:02:44 <Mort-> So i get to say what my fur feels like
14:02:55 <Hydrazine> They look all soft, but they feel rather coarse really.
14:03:09 <Mort-> The only problem is now they are trying to split the phat lewt
14:03:14 <Mort-> Aka the mur rug
14:03:20 <Hydrazine> Just because your magical doesn't mean you get to decide your own magical features.
14:03:26 <Mort-> It means slicing me into two :(
14:03:37 <Mort-> Man you're such a wet blanket
14:03:45 <Hydrazine> Just imagine if the first dragon you ever fought decided "I'm magical. I got DR 50/-. Suck it.
14:03:55 <Mort-> But in a way i do know since I've heard the same about foxes
14:04:12 <Hydrazine> I've heard foxes make really good pets.
14:04:35 <Mort-> Its the antelope (cashmere) that have the softest fur i think
14:04:45 <Mort-> I think you're wrong about pet foxes
14:04:50 <Mort-> They are pretty feral
14:05:34 <Hydrazine> http://www.nytimes.com/1999/03/30/science/new-breed-of-fox-as-tame-as-a-pussycat.html
14:06:41 <fued> yeah u can get tame foxes
14:06:56 <fued> they cost around $3k last time i checked tho
14:07:39 <Mort-> How interesting
14:07:40 <fued> i had a pet dingo/dog
14:07:52 <fued> had to let it go eventually it just got too feral
14:08:19 <Mort-> Anyway yeah. Must enjoy rughood.
14:08:33 <Hydrazine> I just found a site offering them for $8000 US total, including shipping, vaccines and such. All the way from Russia.
14:08:42 <Mort-> Hydra just keep them from dividing me up into small bits ok?
14:08:53 <Hydrazine> Am I thy Mort's keeper?
14:09:03 <Mort-> I can't do anything else
14:09:11 <Mort-> I'm a rug :(
14:09:30 <Mort-> And the rest of the channel can't be trusted not to do nasty things to me
14:09:36 <CanadianSnow> I'll buy the rug
14:09:39 <CanadianSnow> and protect it
14:09:50 * Hydrazine wipes his feet on Mort.
14:10:07 <CanadianSnow> NO!
14:10:09 <CanadianSnow> my rug
14:10:10 <Mort-> Uh hydra snow was dancing on me earlier
14:10:23 * fued chucks the rug in the washing machine
14:10:29 <Mort-> Oh dear
14:10:34 <Mort-> You're not tearing me into two are you
14:10:35 <Hydrazine> Dancing snow? How.. christmasy.
14:10:36 <fued> nope
14:10:39 <fued> washing u
14:10:40 <Hydrazine> You know whats funny, Snow?
14:10:52 <Hydrazine> Aussies have no connection between christmas and winter.
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14:11:07 <CanadianSnow> :)
14:11:15 <CanadianSnow> ya, thats sad
14:11:16 <Hydrazine> Its hard for us northern hemisphere types to clarify between them.
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14:11:18 <fued> christmas is beach time lol
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14:11:25 <Hydrazine> Most winter songs and christmas songs are the same.
14:11:36 Mort- is now known as mortthemurrug
14:11:40 <Hydrazine> Atleast half the christmas songs reference winter directly.
14:11:55 <fued> we bastardise a lot of them
14:11:58 <mortthemurrug> Id sing but rugs don't sing :(
14:12:00 <fued> with new words
14:12:11 <fued> ur sposed to be spinning in the machine
14:12:11 <CanadianSnow> Do you guys even have songs down there is AUS?
14:12:16 <Hydrazine> I told some Americans about Six White Boomers, fued.
14:12:22 <Hydrazine> They thought I was full of shit.
14:12:52 <Hydrazine> What do you mean do they even have songs?
14:13:01 * mortthemurrug spins in a washing machine
14:13:02 <Hydrazine> wtf kind of people don't have songs? Ofcourse they have songs.
14:13:17 <Hydrazine> I find Aussie rap hilarious though.
14:13:22 * fued stops the washing machine, and hangs mort out to dry
14:13:29 <Hydrazine> I just can't take rap seriously with that accent.
14:13:31 <fued> hey a few of my mates are aussie rappers
14:13:43 <Hydrazine> Not that you can really take rap seriously in any accent, but still
14:13:44 <fued> they make a living off it lol
14:14:01 * mortthemurrug is a hung up mur rug
14:14:18 <CanadianSnow> thoes poor people
14:15:00 <Hydrazine> What are you talking about?
14:15:06 <mortthemurrug> The voting in us was that close?
14:15:13 <CanadianSnow> the dam rappers
14:15:39 <Hydrazine> I don't think the final results are out yet Mort.
14:15:48 <Brunius> Yeah AFAIK they aren't
14:15:54 <fued> neck and neck at the moment i think
14:16:09 <Hydrazine> My google says 234-190 Obama
14:16:32 <Brunius> BBC says 251-203
14:16:58 <fued> 9news says 170/170 or something lol
14:17:33 <mortthemurrug> So romney is winning?
14:17:55 <Hydrazine> Not according to what I see.
14:18:05 <Brunius> I'm seeing Obama winning
14:18:19 <Hydrazine> Looks like Cali, Alaska and HI aren't even in at all ye.
14:18:21 <fued> still dont see why they dont split america in half, its quite obvious north and south want different things from what i can see lol
14:18:36 <Hydrazine> http://www.google.com/elections/ed/us/results
14:18:43 <Hydrazine> Further evidence that Florida is not a part of the south.
14:19:08 <CanadianSnow> whoot
14:19:41 <mortthemurrug> Anyway my shoes fell apart
14:19:43 <Hydrazine> Oh, Cali's coming in now.
14:19:48 <mortthemurrug> Need to buy some during lunch
14:19:51 <Brunius> Ohio just came in completely?
14:20:15 <mortthemurrug> Who won ohio
14:20:23 <Brunius> Obama
14:20:24 <Brunius> According to Fox
14:20:36 <fued> 9 says romney lost becaue he lost hispanics lool
14:21:33 <Brunius> Iowa to Obama
14:21:34 <CanadianSnow> he's re-elected?
14:21:41 <CanadianSnow> I just heard that on TV
14:21:56 <Brunius> BBC is saying that 2-3 major stations are calling it for Obama already
14:22:10 <Hydrazine> Fox has him up by a huge lead.
14:22:31 <Hydrazine> Fox says 270 Obama, Google says 252.
14:22:48 <CanadianSnow> google's old
14:22:49 <Brunius> BBC 257
14:24:09 <Brunius> Ha, they're showing Romney HQ and Obama HQ side by side
14:24:25 <fued> whats the total
14:24:26 <Brunius> Obama's lot are cheering, while Romeny's people are just staring blankly
14:24:28 <fued> number of votes?
14:24:39 <CanadianSnow> 4
14:25:09 <Brunius> Ohio has been called, Obama has 275
14:25:49 <mortthemurrug> Now I'm sitting here getting shoes
14:25:53 <mortthemurrug> Ah well
14:25:55 <mortthemurrug> On lunch
14:26:03 <mortthemurrug> My family is going to laugh.
14:26:33 <mortthemurrug> What happens when you spend you week ends playing d&d instead of shopping
14:26:50 <fued> because your a rug on a line?
14:27:37 <Hydrazine> Yep. Its over.
14:27:41 <Hydrazine> 275-203.
14:28:57 <fued> gz on the better of 2 crappy choices
14:29:37 <Hydrazine> How often do you see a politician you actually like?
14:29:50 <Brunius> I like Peter Garrett's dancing.
14:38:18 <mortthemurrug> Ok got re shoed
14:38:52 <mortthemurrug> Do you like obama hydra?
14:39:11 <mortthemurrug> My mum and brother would vote for him had they been us citizens
14:42:54 <Hydrazine> I prefer Obama over Romney.
14:43:22 <mortthemurrug> So does my mom and brother. Personally i didn't bother about thinking
14:43:30 <Hydrazine> Mitt would usher in the zombie apocalypse.
14:45:25 <mortthemurrug> Who is mitt
14:45:45 <Hydrazine> Mitt Romney.
14:45:57 <mortthemurrug> Why do you say so?
14:46:40 <Hydrazine> Kind of a joke. But I do think he'd do more harm than good in several ways.
14:47:07 <Hydrazine> Director Joss Whedon made a video where he states his belief that Romney will ensure the zombie apocalypse. Its funny.
14:48:10 <mortthemurrug> Oooh.
14:48:26 <Hydrazine> You a Whedon fan, Mort?
14:48:33 <mortthemurrug> Am i allowed to ask you on your opinions on why he would do more harm then good?
14:48:36 <Brunius> Haha
14:48:41 <CanadianSnow> no
14:48:41 <Brunius> Where can I find this video?
14:48:45 <mortthemurrug> No i never hear of that guy before
14:48:48 <Hydrazine> Sure. You're allowed to ask whatever you want.
14:48:59 <Hydrazine> If I don't want to answer it, I'll tell you.
14:49:02 <mortthemurrug> But you won't answer right :d
14:49:05 <mortthemurrug> Heh
14:49:11 <mortthemurrug> So yeah I'm asking now
14:49:13 <mortthemurrug> Why.
14:49:15 <Hydrazine> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TiXUF9xbTo
14:49:37 <Hydrazine> I think Romney's views towards women's rights are going in the entirely wrong direction.
14:50:00 <Hydrazine> And this is a big deal for me. I like women. I like them to have rights.
14:50:37 <Hydrazine> Uhh. Whedon did things like Buffy, Firefly, Dr Horrible, the Avengers..
14:50:45 <Hydrazine> Dollhouse..
14:51:05 <mortthemurrug> I read buffy books
14:51:19 <mortthemurrug> I don't read marvel comics
14:51:29 <Brunius> Fireflaaay
14:51:29 <Hydrazine> If you haven't seen Dr Horrible, go fix yourself, for you are missing out.
14:51:39 <CanadianSnow> no
14:52:32 <Hydrazine> Romney's a Republican, and lately it seems like all Republicans are good for, is opening their mouth and having some sexist bullshit fall out as soon as someone asks a rape question.
14:52:44 <CanadianSnow> All I got out of that is sex
14:52:45 <Hydrazine> They'd be better off if they could just quit bringing up rape entirely.
14:52:55 <Hydrazine> All you got out of what?
14:53:09 <CanadianSnow> that sentence
14:53:13 <CanadianSnow> I saw sexist
14:53:17 <CanadianSnow> im just...
14:53:22 <CanadianSnow> not filtering thoughts, not sure why
14:53:24 <CanadianSnow> sorry
14:53:24 <Hydrazine> Dude, you need to get laid.
14:53:29 <Hydrazine> If you don't know how, see me after class.
14:53:37 <mortthemurrug> No thanks
14:53:38 <CanadianSnow> -is scared-
14:53:55 <CanadianSnow> (PS, I didn't actually read the sentence)
14:53:59 <mortthemurrug> I'm chaste and celibate
14:54:12 <mortthemurrug> Uh oh :d
14:54:34 <Hydrazine> Romney also thinks something like 47% of the country are worthless leeches for not paying taxes.
14:54:47 <mortthemurrug> What?
14:54:53 <Hydrazine> This includes a few notable groups with very good reasons for not paying taxes. Like babies.
14:55:01 <mortthemurrug> Wtf?
14:55:03 <Brunius> Ha
14:55:03 <Hydrazine> Or soldiers in a warzone.
14:55:52 <Hydrazine> Yeah, if you're an American soldier dodging bullets all day, you don't pay taxes on the money you make for dodging bullets all day.
14:56:14 <Brunius> Why not
14:56:29 <Hydrazine> Perk of the job?
14:56:55 <Hydrazine> Taxes are what, a representation of the individual putting forth effort to help the government, yes?
14:57:11 <Hydrazine> If you're dodging bullets for that government, we say thats good enough.,
14:57:25 <Brunius> (Soldiers over here don't pay tax either)
14:57:32 <Hydrazine> At all?
14:57:39 <mortthemurrug> I don't know about here
14:57:41 <Hydrazine> Huh. For us, its only in warzones.
14:57:51 <Hydrazine> I still payed taxes when my sub was out.
14:57:59 <mortthemurrug> I think the military pays taxes
14:58:01 <Brunius> Don't know about the specifics, I've only heard it mentioned in passing
14:58:16 <mortthemurrug> Whether we are in a war zone or not
14:58:26 <Brunius> And all the 'become a soldier' ads are like 'your pay is tax free!'
14:58:52 * mortthemurrug tries to imagine bru as a soldier
14:59:03 <mortthemurrug> Would be nice but i think not quite right
14:59:10 <Brunius> Could you even visualise me at all?
14:59:22 <Hydrazine> I could.
14:59:40 <mortthemurrug> I imagine you wearing full plate and armor
15:00:15 <Hydrazine> Full plate AND armor?
15:00:21 <Hydrazine> You're gonna be encumbered, bru.
15:00:41 <Brunius> http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3nvwTSxC1qb8j7ko1_500.png
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15:01:05 <Hydrazine> ...
15:01:09 <Hydrazine> Somehow, not surprised.
15:01:54 <Hydrazine> Aw well.
15:01:59 <Hydrazine> http://now.msn.com/report-that-bush-voted-for-obama-by-accident-is-a-hoax
15:02:40 <Hydrazine> Good effort though. People will readily believe G. Dubya to be an idiot.
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15:08:48 <Mort-> I don't think i would like to be in the military
15:08:54 <Mort-> Too regimented
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15:11:11 <fued> I wouldnt mind working for the military, not being in it tho lol
15:18:08 <fued> cant think of a good name for my game
15:18:33 <fued> argh
15:22:24 <mortthemurrug> My oh my
15:22:31 <mortthemurrug> Gnome pally :d
15:22:38 <mortthemurrug> One is going to appear!
15:24:08 <fued> can you have more than 1 animal companion?
15:24:33 <Brunius> Don't think so
15:24:48 <Brunius> Not sure standard PF wise, but in PFS you can only have one 'combat pet'
15:24:54 <fued> the closest i could find, is "a gm can restrict to one combat pet to avoid issues"
15:25:14 <Brunius> It would depend on what you're using
15:25:38 <fued> would a druid/summoner be able to make a biped eidolen mount an animal companion? lol
15:25:52 <CanadianSnow> why not
15:26:05 <fued> 2 companions
15:26:07 <fued> technically
15:26:53 <mortthemurrug> How long does a gnome live
15:27:39 <fued> 150 years?
15:27:41 <CanadianSnow> 5 minutes
15:28:03 <Brunius> Snow is correct
15:28:05 <Brunius> 5 minutes
15:28:26 <mortthemurrug> A gnome paladin!
15:28:28 <mortthemurrug> Wow
15:28:40 <fued> you hate gnomes
15:29:12 <CanadianSnow> whats your point?
15:29:46 <fued> is it true most people dont allow mounts inside any dungeon/underground even if its a gnome on a medium mount
15:32:14 <Hydrazine> I haven't seen enough data on this to answer.
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15:38:17 <mortthemurrug> Medium is fine
15:38:23 <mortthemurrug> Best if you can get flying
15:38:36 <mortthemurrug> But as i said to hydra large is restrictive
15:38:36 <fued> i dont really want flying tho
15:38:50 <fued> i want a velociraptor D:
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15:47:16 <mortthemurrug> I have a gnome pally to play with
15:55:30 <fued> full gnome party?
15:59:08 <Hydrazine> i'd be wary of bipedal mounts.
15:59:13 <Hydrazine> the weight limits are alot more harsh.
16:10:48 <Avatar> :o)
16:14:34 <mortthemurrug> No.
16:15:10 <mortthemurrug> Hydra one of your party members will be a gnome pally!
16:15:25 <mortthemurrug> You have a cleric of desna around as well
16:30:40 <Hydrazine> mkay.
16:31:07 <Hydrazine> We need somebody to be the brains around here
16:32:30 <mortthemurrug> Pallies are not known for their brains
16:32:53 <mortthemurrug> At least the cleric should have common sense
16:33:01 <Hydrazine> the brains doesnt necessarily need brains.
16:33:03 <mortthemurrug> Might be as stupid as a stump though.
16:33:11 <Hydrazine> Just needs more than Fork and Spork.
16:33:15 <mortthemurrug> Same for the zen archer
16:33:24 <Hydrazine> Brains can also be considered a synonym for 'morals' in this case.
16:33:29 <mortthemurrug> Clerics and monks are known to dump int
16:33:35 <mortthemurrug> They will have tons of
16:33:42 <mortthemurrug> Especially that pally
16:33:47 <mortthemurrug> Will be fun fun fun!
16:33:49 <Avatar> want me to create a character called plate
16:33:52 * mortthemurrug is excited
16:33:58 <Avatar> or saucer
16:34:02 <mortthemurrug> No. They had splade
16:34:33 <mortthemurrug> But they killed him by using him as an improvised bludgeoning weapon
16:37:35 <Avatar> what is splade
16:39:29 <mortthemurrug> Ask hydra
16:39:44 <mortthemurrug> Its an eating utensil
16:54:05 <Avatar> http://posterazor.sourceforge.net/
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16:55:30 <Avatar> is the site down
16:55:47 <Ballig> I just went to it
16:56:02 <Brunius> Long load time, but it's up
16:56:09 <Ballig> loaded for me right away
16:56:21 <Ballig> sounds like there's an issue with the routing from Melbourne
16:56:37 <Brunius> Maybe
16:57:04 <Avatar> seems fixed now
17:01:20 <Ballig> how convenient
17:02:47 <Avatar> I'm tempted to chuck a level of fighter on my archaeologist just for the damn extra feat
17:02:53 <Avatar> I am getting stressed over this
17:03:07 <Hydrazine> Dude, its a game.
17:03:07 <Avatar> every option I have has a dumb pre-req
17:03:13 <Avatar> it's not just a game
17:03:15 <Avatar> it's a way of life
17:05:33 <Avatar> whip mastery needs weapon focus and invalidates my trait, improved trip needs dumb combat expertise, precise shot/rapid shot needs point blank
17:05:47 <Avatar> I considered cleave as well, which requires power attack, but that's a bit of a dumb choice
17:06:23 <fued> can a whip cleave? lol
17:07:25 <Avatar> if they drop, I think so
17:07:32 <Avatar> whack em along the head
17:08:11 <fued> what about whirlwind? lol
17:08:36 <Avatar> yeah whirlwind would be on the list as well if it didn't require dodge mobility and spring attack
17:08:44 <Hydrazine> Don't confuse cleave and cleaving finish Avatar.
17:08:53 <Avatar> yeah yeah
17:09:18 <fued> if u enlarge, would u have 20 reach on ur whip?
17:09:24 <Hydrazine> More.
17:09:46 <Hydrazine> Actually.. Not sure. Thats an odd situation.
17:10:05 <Hydrazine> See, theres tables for how reach changes with enlarge for reach weapons. Which doubles.
17:10:19 <Hydrazine> But a whip isn't quite a normal reach weapon.
17:11:05 <Avatar> I don't really know if I need the whip at all considering I have a meteor hammer with heirloom weapon on it
17:11:26 <Avatar> maybe two weapon fighting
17:11:44 <Hydrazine> you could take improved initiative.
17:11:58 <Avatar> not on my shortlist
17:12:10 <Brunius> you could take toughness
17:12:13 <Avatar> improved initiative to do what
17:12:15 <Avatar> nothing
17:12:21 <Hydrazine> To go first
17:12:24 <Hydrazine> Obviously.
17:12:27 <fued> whirlwind whip in 30feet range lol
17:12:27 <Avatar> and run
17:12:34 <Avatar> get a second whip
17:12:36 <Hydrazine> Its gotta be good. Like 50% of all NPCs take it!
17:12:37 <Avatar> whirlwind
17:13:01 <Avatar> maybe I should forget all those choices and just go skill focus diplomacy
17:13:14 <Brunius> weapon focus man
17:13:36 <Avatar> weapon focus whip then whip mastery?
17:13:42 <Brunius> yes
17:13:51 <Avatar> the problem with that
17:13:53 <fued> pain taster prestige
17:13:59 <Avatar> is I took heirloom weapon, which gives +2 CMB
17:14:05 <Avatar> on the meteor hammer with 10ft reach
17:14:14 <Avatar> so the whip with weapon focus is +1
17:14:20 <Avatar> whip mastery is just no AoOs
17:14:24 <Avatar> which the meteor hammer has anyway
17:14:31 <Avatar> and it's still +1 over the whip
17:14:34 <Avatar> 2 feats later
17:14:51 <Avatar> I'm not really sure why I'm still carrying that whip except to be opportunistic
17:14:57 <Avatar> let alone putting feats into it
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17:16:48 <fued> it doesnt provoke aoo does it?
17:17:13 <Avatar> with whip mastery or improved whip mastery it does
17:17:20 <Avatar> I can't remember which
17:17:30 <Avatar> er
17:17:34 <Avatar> they don't provoke
17:18:30 <Avatar> I wouldn't mind improved steal
17:18:35 <Avatar> I reckon that would be a top-shit feat
17:19:11 <Brunius> What does it do
17:19:14 <Brunius> !feat Improved Steal
17:19:17 <Avatar> lets you steal shit in combat
17:19:23 <diebot> Brunius, IMPROVED STEAL [Combat]Prereq: Int 13, Combat Expertise. You have a knack for snatching items from your opponents.
17:19:23 <diebot> Benefit: You do not provoke an attack of opportunity when performing a steal combat maneuver. In addition, you receive a +2 bonus on checks made to steal an item from a foe. You also receive a +2 bonus to your Combat Maneuver Defense when an opponent tries to steal an item from you.
17:19:24 <diebot> Normal: You provoke an attack of opportunity when performing a steal combat maneuver. Source: APG
17:19:43 <Avatar> yeah I'll take combat expertise
17:19:44 <Avatar> can't go wrong
17:19:55 <Avatar> the gun will have to take a backseat
17:22:39 <Avatar> if I was smarter I would take that level of fighter now
17:22:52 <Avatar> short term gain doing that though
17:44:29 <Hydrazine> What would you do with improved steal?
17:57:01 <Ballig> steal things
17:58:33 <Ballig> I think it's interesting that rings can't be stolen
17:58:37 <Ballig> they seem pretty easy to steal
17:59:03 <fued> amulet of mighty blows off animal companions?
18:11:09 <Hydrazine> Not if a ring fits decently.
18:11:24 <Hydrazine> Can barely get em off when trying
18:20:01 <Tashes> i gotta use detergent to get mine off.
18:20:57 <Hydrazine> Next time you go visit some close family member, try to take a ring off them. See how it goes.
18:22:45 <fued> i can sneak my fiances engagement ring off sometimes
18:22:51 <fued> its really not easy tho haha
18:23:02 <fued> need to tickle her or something to distract
18:23:16 <Hydrazine> Could you do it in 3 seconds while fighting her?
18:42:22 <Brunius> Well, that went better than expected
18:52:15 <Ziria> tried to steal someone's ring?
18:52:33 <Brunius> Essays man
18:53:19 <Ziria> :)
18:53:39 <Avatar> I think it's interesting you can't steal armour
18:53:43 <Avatar> I mean it's right there
18:54:00 <Brunius> It's also specifically got a huge put on/take off time
19:03:41 <Avatar> a minor detail
19:06:54 <Brunius> Not really
19:21:24 <mortthemurrug> Hi ziria.
19:21:34 <mortthemurrug> I'm a mur rug today
19:21:44 <mortthemurrug> Courtesy of mekkis
19:21:53 <Avatar> hi ziria mort is crazy
19:22:35 <mortthemurrug> Avatar. I'm a rug for like 38 h more :(
19:22:55 <mortthemurrug> And fued still hung me to dry and hasn't taken me down yet
19:30:34 <Ballig> good thing he didn't set you on fire
19:34:56 * Brunius casts spark
19:38:15 <mortthemurrug> If rugs could sniff this one could
19:38:24 <mortthemurrug> But this rug can't even move :(
19:43:04 <Brunius> So how is it typing
19:44:10 <fued> ur safe on the line
19:44:14 <fued> no ones stepped on u since!
19:49:20 <mortthemurrug> Eh thought speak
19:49:22 <mortthemurrug> :p
19:49:29 <mortthemurrug> Telepathic rug
19:49:39 <fued> minirug familiar?
20:03:33 <mortthemurrug> I am generally considered as a familiar
20:03:59 <mortthemurrug> Which reminds me. Got to start running for gaming session later
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20:33:15 <Brunius> http://ship.shapewright.com/?name=HMAS+BALLIG
20:39:21 <Brunius> night guys
20:40:24 <mortthemurrug> Night bru
20:56:34 <Avatar> oh that's why I was going to focus on a whip, I can't upgrade the meteor hammer
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