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46:11 <Sn0uu> yo
25:16 <Sn0uu> fine
25:20 <Sn0uu> nobody answer
27:20 <Ziria> hi
27:28 <Sn0uu> whoot
27:29 <Sn0uu> sup
27:45 <Ziria> real life rpg just starting
27:52 <Sn0uu> nice
28:27 <Ziria> are you new or just someone I haven't seen before?
28:38 <Sn0uu> a bit of both lol
29:00 <Ziria> :)
29:51 <Sn0uu> hi, I'm Sn0uu!
30:13 <Sn0uu> where abouts are you with you with your IRL game?
38:27 <Ziria> in finland :)
39:49 <Ziria> where are you?
41:41 <Sn0uu> Canada :)
43:01 <Ziria> nice to meet you :)
43:11 <Ziria> hm, now game starts, gotta focus
57:49 <Sn0uu> :(
57:54 <Sn0uu> Do you ever DM? :p
12:19 <Avatar> Steven: that never works with me
12:32 * Steven punches brunius in his taint while he is attempting to teabag
16:54 <Steven> i rendered brunius speechless with a taint punch
35:41 * Mort- drops and makes a lemur rug on the ground
37:04 <Mort-> Talking about that my niece just learnt how to shoot foam guns at me :(
37:22 <Steven> i already like your niece
45:22 <Steven> pestilence bloodline is pretty awesome.
46:06 <Brunius> Shoot her back, Mort-
46:25 <Steven> Shroud of Vermin (Su): At 9th level, swarms no longer see you as prey. You can walk among swarms without fear of being harmed by them at all, and by taking a standard action to mentally command a swarm in which you stand, you can direct that swarm’s attacks and movements as long as you have more Hit Dice than the swarm. Even when you aren’t standing amid a sw
46:39 <Steven> i control all the swarmz!
46:51 <Steven> i kinda wanna make one and call her kerrigan
50:58 <Mort-> Cant. They call me a big bully if i do that bru
52:19 <Steven> embrace it!
52:50 <Mort-> I don't bully anyone
53:04 <Mort-> I'm just a small mur minding my own business
54:58 <Steven> yeah thinking crossblooded Aberrant and Pestilence
04:21 * Mort- minds her own business
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29:20 <Steven> hmmm
31:23 <Brunius> I like traaaaaaaaains
31:46 <CanadianSnow> rable rable
31:56 <CanadianSnow> should i put my office in the living room or the basement?
31:57 <Steven> trains are cool
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40:24 <Steven> hmmmm.... just thought of a way to get 32str all the time spiking up to 36 w/ a +4 item
40:54 <Avatar> how
41:16 <Steven> thats for me to know and you to wish you did....
41:58 <Avatar> I only care if you're going to tell me
42:04 <Avatar> otherwise it's entirely possible you don't know at all
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42:23 <Steven> pfffft thats not going to work...
42:31 <Steven> plus im writing it to you in a pm
43:40 <Avatar> it's not a trick
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37:09 <Steven> hmmmmm i could take Salvanar(polearm fighter) into shadow dancer lol
41:42 <Steven> just need to grab 2 ranks of perform dance
41:53 <Steven> but methinks its time to watch some boondock saints
45:03 <Steven> reading blood under absolom....
45:13 <Steven> if you guys havent played this before... find a way to... its pretty awesome
45:23 <Brunius> That's where Kaleb died
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55:39 <Avatar> the way to get to play it is to find more players, so we can run it
00:23 <Sn0uu> what's that Avatar?
00:44 <Brunius> Steven suggested we play Blood Under Absalom
00:50 <Brunius> How many tables it minimum, anyway
01:29 <Steven> 5 tables.
19:19 <Avatar> darkwhite seems to think we can do it with 3
19:43 <Sn0uu> u guys talkin irl?
19:52 <Avatar> Sn0uu: it's a special where several tables run a game in parallel
20:03 <Avatar> you're in the same game but at different tables
20:20 <Sn0uu> but is this online, or real life?
20:22 <Avatar> so things that are happening at one table are also happening at another table, and area effect spells will effect everyone
20:35 <Avatar> we're talking about running it online
20:41 <Avatar> or playing it at all
20:48 <Sn0uu> oooooo
20:55 <Avatar> requires a lot of people though
21:03 <Sn0uu> at the same time?
21:06 <Avatar> yeah
21:26 <Avatar> I guess 15 people when you include 3 GMs
28:03 <Sn0uu> thats crazy
28:18 <Sn0uu> I have about 7 players who want to get a game going
28:24 <Sn0uu> but I also have no DMs
28:38 <Ziria> I guess that's usually only played in conventions
28:39 <Sn0uu> so, if its online, whats a table?
29:17 <Sn0uu> it almost seems like more work than it's worth, but It could be done well if enough effort and organization was put into it.
34:25 <Avatar> a table is 4 players
34:45 <Avatar> it is pretty awesome
35:46 <Sn0uu> 
35:55 <Sn0uu>  geethethjestjhsreng
35:56 <Sn0uu> wtf
36:07 <Sn0uu> i hate my computer sometimes
36:12 <Sn0uu> but ya, that sounds cool
37:37 <fuedR> hey ppl
37:57 <Mort-> I'm bitey today
38:02 <Steven> its true
38:05 * Mort- bites fued
38:11 <Steven> and brunius probably has a bruised taint
38:29 * Mort- growls and bites Steven as well
38:44 <fuedR> taint biting? i dunno if i wanna stay
38:59 <Steven> mort i thought we already went through this...
39:05 <Mort-> Someone at work complained about me being missing when i went to the loo
39:05 <Steven> i have DR against your attacks.
39:10 <Mort-> I'm in a bad mood
39:14 <Mort-> I'm just venting
39:24 <fuedR> Stop going to the loo to play iphone games
39:31 <Mort-> Dude
39:32 <fuedR> 3 hours a day is too much!
39:38 <Mort-> I was doin big business
39:41 * Ballig puts Mort- down
39:43 <fuedR> ive had to give that talk to someone before lol
39:47 <Mort-> Nubtard
39:57 <Mort-> I was going there because i had big business
40:12 <Ballig> so don't want to know about your business
40:17 <fuedR> 3 hours in the loo, over an hour at lunch, an hour to settle down and stop talking, an hour of internet browsing, then he maybe did 1 hour of work each day
40:25 <Steven> yeah, my boss tried to have a talk with me one day about having to use the restroom
40:36 <Mort-> You serious Steven?
40:42 <Steven> i had a 'stomach flu'
40:52 <Mort-> I thought i was the only person to get that kind of shit
40:59 <Steven> i said he tried...
41:03 <Steven> not that he succeeded.
41:06 <Mort-> And?
41:13 <Ballig> I once had a manager stand out the front of the male bathrooms and tell me when I came out that I spent too long in there, when I had literally walked in and washed my hands after eating lunch and walked back out
41:22 <Mort-> Oh.
41:24 <Ballig> I think she was trying to make a joke, but it just came out really, really awkward
41:25 <Steven> and he never bothered me again with it...
41:45 <Mort-> What stomach flu
41:56 <Steven> its a polite way of saying i had the shits...
42:06 <Steven> but i can see that wasnt good enough for you.
42:08 <Mort-> Yes i had it this morning
42:12 <Ballig> he had gastrointestinal distress
42:14 <fuedR> if your work isnt real time, it shouldnt matter as long as u get it done
42:23 <Mort-> It gets done
42:27 <Steven> i was a cashier at a gas station
42:36 <Mort-> I didn't want to go this morning but i had to
42:43 <Mort-> Its that kind of situation
42:47 <Steven> i dont work there anymore...
43:23 <fuedR> worst thing is getting in trouble for taking too long for lunch when you have already done double the work of anyone else in the team for that day lol
43:57 <fuedR> anyone going to run a level 1-? game this weekend?
44:21 <Steven> there is a game in like 13hrs
44:48 <Avatar> http://blogs.computerworlduk.com/simon-says/2012/10/rights-you-have-no-right-to-your-ebooks/index.htm
45:07 <Ballig> it's level 5+ though isn't it
45:09 <fuedR> yeah
45:49 <Ballig> you CAN play it, just fyi. you just won't get "credit" for it until your character is level 5
45:57 <Mort-> I don't gm ^^
46:05 <Ballig> don't start with that, Mort-
46:08 <Steven> yeah... can always run a premade and apply it to a new 1st level character
46:12 <Mort-> And my lap top is being crap anyway
46:42 * Mort- bites ballig. I'm not in a good mood and said so already
47:03 <Ballig> I'm not here to indulge your moods
47:12 <Steven> i am pretty sure ballig also has DR/reality
48:10 <fuedR> hardest part of a game, thinking up the name
48:28 <Ballig> Jyrkfaec
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48:52 <Steven> i was gonna name my character(honey), Sugar Tits
48:58 <Steven> but avatar said he wouldnt seat her
49:01 * Steven sad panda
49:24 <Ballig> :(
51:18 * Mort- makes a growly noise
51:24 <fuedR> Confluence?
51:40 <fuedR> conflux
52:14 <Steven> what are you talking about fued?
52:20 <Ballig> coming up with names
52:24 <Ballig> I still vote on Jyrkfaec
52:41 <fuedR> PC game im working on, it needs a beta/working title
52:46 <Steven> two rivers? a merge?
52:53 <fuedR> well its based on pathfinder
52:58 <fuedR> and lots of different story paths
53:04 <fuedR> meeting up and splitting constantly lol
53:12 <Steven> call it
53:17 <Steven> Testicle Blowfish
53:20 <fuedR> TB?
53:31 <fuedR> or just testiblow
53:50 <Ballig> call it When You Die You Have to Blow the Guy Next to You
54:17 <Mort-> Not gming is gud.
54:32 <Mort-> Never have to buy scenarios..^^
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54:49 <Steven> yes pass that cost on to other people...
54:53 <Mort-> Don't have to spend time preparing stuff
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55:01 <Ballig> she's just trying to get attention, ignore her
55:04 <Mort-> Just jump in when you want a ride
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55:17 <Steven> but i like toying with her emotions...
55:32 <Ballig> you're just playing to her tune when you do
55:38 <Steven> im like a cat with a ball of string
55:43 <Mort-> ^^
55:46 <Steven> brb
55:52 <Steven> i think somethings outside
55:59 <fuedR> gophers
55:59 <Ballig> something or someONE
56:02 <Steven> we have been having bears in pollock pines i guess.
56:02 <Ballig> and we never saw Steven again
56:32 <Steven> just a deer
56:54 <Ballig> ride it
57:06 <Mort-> Why do i have an extra tough piece of steak here
57:08 <Steven> i weigh more than a deer
57:32 <fuedR> they are like ants
57:35 <fuedR> can carry 20 times thier weight
57:51 <Steven> no they cant.
58:08 <Ballig> yes they can
58:10 <Ballig> go ride it
58:23 <Steven> no way... they are violent
58:44 <Steven> i have seen a deer kick the shit out of another deer before
59:17 <fuedR> But you weigh more than it
59:19 <fuedR> show it whos boss
59:40 <Steven> no way... you couldnt pay me to go fight a deer
59:48 * Mort- would like to eat venison
00:00 <Mort-> Are you allowed to hunt them?
00:02 <fuedR> what level of weapon would you need to fight one in an arena for $5000?
00:25 <Steven> well... lets see
00:32 <Mort-> Since you're such a crack shot why don't you pick on someone your own size and shoot one
00:33 <Steven> are we talkin about the deer i saw?
00:38 <Mort-> Yes
00:45 <Steven> it was a good 6 point
00:49 <Mort-> Then have venison for a week
00:57 <Ballig> don't fight it, just ride it
01:07 <Ballig> get a good run up, and jump on its back
01:07 <Steven> it would be a fight to ride it.
01:18 <Mort-> Venison is good you know
01:27 <Steven> you dont say...
01:31 <fuedR> what if you stole a baby one and raised it till it was big enough
01:52 <Steven> i would have the wildlife marshals banging on my door to retrieve the animal
01:59 <Ballig> steal THIS deer's baby, and then tell it you will only give the baby back if it lets you ride it
02:02 <Ballig> and then ride it
02:18 <fuedR> what about some sort of robo deer?
02:22 <Steven> i dont think it has an intellect sufficient enough to negotiate
03:45 <Mort-> Just eat it
04:03 <Ballig> negotiate with the baby deer and then give it a phone and this other deer a phone
04:07 <Ballig> and get the baby deer to negotiate with the big one
04:09 <Ballig> and then ride it
04:18 <Ballig> (the big deer, not the baby one - that would be crazy)
04:47 * Mort- takes out a minor book of cheese and starts reading
04:59 <fuedR> book of cheese? or block of cheese?
05:11 <Steven> if i had a tag, a gun here, and wasnt in the middle of a city... i would be outside cleaning a deer right now.
07:15 <Mort-> Book of cheese
07:58 <Mort-> I generally spend some time everyday reading advice section of paizo forums or just reading d20
08:08 <Steven> I still have(hopefully) some elk up in idaho
08:16 <Mort-> To see what pops out at me
08:52 <Ballig> she likes to min/max and create cheese builds
09:06 <fuedR> ah ok
09:30 * Mort- puts nose in book and begins to read
09:35 <Steven> so do i, but i dont actually build the character, i just file it away in a folder called Cheese as fuck builds.
10:11 <fuedR> what are some examples?
10:20 * Mort- tail flips idly
10:33 <Mort-> All pfs legal anyway.
10:43 <Mort-> Actually not much cheese
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17:14 <fuedR> so a druid? lol
19:19 <Mort-> What?
19:35 * Mort- looks a little blur
19:42 <Mort-> Ah dejavu
19:50 <Mort-> I think i have some things to do
28:31 <Steven> think imma make this character for walters homebrew game
28:41 <Steven> just all over a cheese build
33:56 <fuedR> i wanna be a druid so i can ride a dinosaur
34:03 <fuedR> or maybe cavalir
41:54 <Ballig> don't bother with cavalier
44:18 <Mort-> If you do mounted combat either get a flying mount
44:43 <Steven> a lot of scenarios take place in enclosed areas.
44:44 <Mort-> Or if you can't get your mount to learn dragon style
45:11 <Brunius> Yeah Ballig is the cavalier expert around here
45:12 <Steven> so you dont get to do the cavaliers, pretty much one trick
45:30 <Steven> which is the ride by attack lance
46:20 <Ballig> you absolutely don't want to use a mount on a regular basis unless you're small and your mount is medium
46:32 <Ballig> if your mount is large, you will be able to use it in maybe 15% of scenarios, if you're lucky
46:46 <Steven> if you're very lucky
47:08 <Ballig> the only thing cavalier really gives you is some charging bonuses, and unless your mount can fly at will, setting yourself up for a charge (at least when using a lance or reach weapon) is so infrequent that it's not worth having an entire class based on it
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52:43 <Steven> sup peeps
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13:47 <MekkisScreen> avatar has explained to me why I prefer a nook
16:30 <Avro> what does
16:43 <Avro> sorry why
27:16 <Mort-> Do i dc?
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55:24 <MekkisScreen> no
34:56 <Steven> what up gues.
37:44 <MekkisScreen> I'm designing a chainsaw-resistant tree
37:49 <Steven> made some pork.... was tasty
37:57 <Steven> its already around.... its called petrified wood.
04:44 <Steven> i set up on my computer to run Ambush in Absolom... ill have to do that sometime when i get back up to my house.
11:17 <Mort-> ...
11:44 <Mort-> I just went to the rest room for big business and someone complained about it
11:50 <Mort-> Seriously
12:05 <Mort-> Is it a crime to go to the loo?
12:10 <Steven> i know not what you mean...
21:50 <MekkisScreen> I should run Sanos Abduction in here next weekend
21:59 <MekkisScreen> and abduct mort
30:38 <MekkisScreen> or Wrath's Shadow
31:27 <MekkisScreen> can a tattooed sorcerer get an improved familiar?
33:28 <Steven> yes.
38:15 <MekkisScreen> cool
38:58 <MekkisScreen> I'll make a tattooed sorcerer with a faerie dragon
39:57 <Steven> yup goin to sleep!
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18:35 <Mort-> I think faerie dragons are not pfs legal
19:01 <Mort-> How are you going to abduct me across the sea?
12:11 <Hydrazine> I think rap is the only genre of music where discussing how much better of a performer you are than the competition is a regular theme in the songs.
12:55 <Mort-> Oooh
13:13 * Mort- fluffs hydrazine
13:49 <Mort-> Oh my brother found out vanguard(online mmorpg) has a free trial
14:16 <Mort-> God i miss my raki tailor
14:28 <Mort-> Got paws and tail lol
15:19 <Mort-> But not likely ill be able to retrieve that character
15:24 <Mort-> I miss going around the world peddling my wares
15:57 <Mort-> And yes he is a wizard. Got something for arcane types
16:22 <Mort-> Though i spent more time crafting on the bench then actually adventuring
16:47 <Mort-> Its so totally cool to be able to make bags for your adventuring buddies
17:17 <Mort-> And to make your own gear.bags sell well too
17:54 <Mort-> Maybe ill just pop in for a mass crafting spree for the fek of it
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56:30 <AngrySyrianMan> dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd n dddddddddddddd
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07:14 <Hydrazine> A wild sushi appears.
07:40 <Mort-> Sushi!
08:00 * Mort- throws a pokeball
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30:35 <Steven> i slept 4 whole hours...
30:39 <Steven> and now im back awake....
35:34 <Ziria> why didn't you sleep more?
36:32 <Steven> i dunno, i certainly gave it a good college try
38:23 <Ziria> is it like a middle of the night for you?
39:38 <Steven> yeah its 1140pm right now.
39:53 <Steven> i usually stay up till around 3am, but i wanted to be awake tomorrow.
40:24 <Ziria> maybe you tried to sleep too early
40:59 <Steven> yeah, but i was tired at the time.
41:03 <Steven> shit happens
41:06 <Steven> and sleep is a tease
41:12 <Steven> so right now im cooking a pizza
41:38 <Ziria> good alternative for sleeping :P
42:03 <Steven> fo sho..
42:17 <Steven> earlier i made apple pork
42:24 <Steven> and that was tasty
42:30 <Steven> sadly bill and grandma ate the rest of it.
46:47 <Ziria> sounds like you cook a lot
47:41 <Steven> a decent amount
52:40 <Mort-> Hi ziria
52:56 * Mort- hops over to ziria and purrs
53:26 <Steven> run ziria....
53:37 * Steven pulls out his lemur shooting gun...
54:20 <Ziria> situation getting out of hands.. 
54:23 * Ziria hides
56:29 * Steven peppers mort with soft nerf darts.
06:03 <Steven> geeze you pull out a gun and everyone stops talking
09:59 * Brunius fires at Steven from 120 feet
11:05 * Steven falls down dead from nerf destruction!
11:30 * Brunius runs over and teabags steven
12:01 <Avatar> Steven: that never works with me
12:14 * Steven punches brunius in his taint while he is attempting to teabag
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16:37 <Steven> i rendered brunius speechless with a taint punch
35:23 * Mort- drops and makes a lemur rug on the ground
36:46 <Mort-> Talking about that my niece just learnt how to shoot foam guns at me :(
37:04 <Steven> i already like your niece
45:05 <Steven> pestilence bloodline is pretty awesome.
45:48 <Brunius> Shoot her back, Mort-
46:08 <Steven> Shroud of Vermin (Su): At 9th level, swarms no longer see you as prey. You can walk among swarms without fear of being harmed by them at all, and by taking a standard action to mentally command a swarm in which you stand, you can direct that swarm’s attacks and movements as long as you have more Hit Dice than the swarm. Even when you aren’t standing amid a sw
46:22 <Steven> i control all the swarmz!
46:34 <Steven> i kinda wanna make one and call her kerrigan
50:40 <Mort-> Cant. They call me a big bully if i do that bru
52:01 <Steven> embrace it!
52:32 <Mort-> I don't bully anyone
52:47 <Mort-> I'm just a small mur minding my own business
54:40 <Steven> yeah thinking crossblooded Aberrant and Pestilence
04:03 * Mort- minds her own business
29:03 <Steven> hmmm
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31:06 <Brunius> I like traaaaaaaaains
31:07 Mekkis sets mode -i Mekkis
31:07 Mekkis sets mode -r Mekkis
31:07 Mekkis sets mode -w Mekkis
31:07 Mekkis sets mode -x Mekkis
31:13 Mekkis sets mode +w Mekkis
31:13 Mekkis sets mode +i Mekkis
31:13 Mekkis sets mode +R Mekkis
31:13 waia.wa.au.austnet.org sets mode +x Mekkis
31:34 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 3rd 10.30am (tier 5-9,Avatar) || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au 
31:34 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sun Oct 28 09:12:29 2012
31:39 <Steven> trains are cool
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40:07 <Steven> hmmmm.... just thought of a way to get 32str all the time spiking up to 36 w/ a +4 item
40:37 <Avatar> how
40:59 <Steven> thats for me to know and you to wish you did....
41:41 <Avatar> I only care if you're going to tell me
41:46 <Avatar> otherwise it's entirely possible you don't know at all
42:05 <Steven> pfffft thats not going to work...
42:14 <Steven> plus im writing it to you in a pm
43:22 <Avatar> it's not a trick
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36:52 <Steven> hmmmmm i could take Salvanar(polearm fighter) into shadow dancer lol
41:24 <Steven> just need to grab 2 ranks of perform dance
41:36 <Steven> but methinks its time to watch some boondock saints
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37:19 <fuedR> hey ppl
37:39 <Mort-> I'm bitey today
37:44 <Steven> its true
37:48 * Mort- bites fued
37:54 <Steven> and brunius probably has a bruised taint
38:12 * Mort- growls and bites Steven as well
38:26 <fuedR> taint biting? i dunno if i wanna stay
38:41 <Steven> mort i thought we already went through this...
38:47 <Mort-> Someone at work complained about me being missing when i went to the loo
38:48 <Steven> i have DR against your attacks.
38:53 <Mort-> I'm in a bad mood
38:57 <Mort-> I'm just venting
39:07 <fuedR> Stop going to the loo to play iphone games
39:14 <Mort-> Dude
39:14 <fuedR> 3 hours a day is too much!
39:20 <Mort-> I was doin big business
39:23 * Ballig puts Mort- down
39:25 <fuedR> ive had to give that talk to someone before lol
39:30 <Mort-> Nubtard
39:40 <Mort-> I was going there because i had big business
39:54 <Ballig> so don't want to know about your business
39:59 <fuedR> 3 hours in the loo, over an hour at lunch, an hour to settle down and stop talking, an hour of internet browsing, then he maybe did 1 hour of work each day
40:08 <Steven> yeah, my boss tried to have a talk with me one day about having to use the restroom
40:18 <Mort-> You serious Steven?
40:25 <Steven> i had a 'stomach flu'
40:34 <Mort-> I thought i was the only person to get that kind of shit
40:42 <Steven> i said he tried...
40:47 <Steven> not that he succeeded.
40:49 <Mort-> And?
40:56 <Ballig> I once had a manager stand out the front of the male bathrooms and tell me when I came out that I spent too long in there, when I had literally walked in and washed my hands after eating lunch and walked back out
41:05 <Mort-> Oh.
41:07 <Ballig> I think she was trying to make a joke, but it just came out really, really awkward
41:07 <Steven> and he never bothered me again with it...
41:28 <Mort-> What stomach flu
41:38 <Steven> its a polite way of saying i had the shits...
41:49 <Steven> but i can see that wasnt good enough for you.
41:51 <Mort-> Yes i had it this morning
41:55 <Ballig> he had gastrointestinal distress
41:57 <fuedR> if your work isnt real time, it shouldnt matter as long as u get it done
42:06 <Mort-> It gets done
42:09 <Steven> i was a cashier at a gas station
42:19 <Mort-> I didn't want to go this morning but i had to
42:25 <Mort-> Its that kind of situation
42:30 <Steven> i dont work there anymore...
43:05 <fuedR> worst thing is getting in trouble for taking too long for lunch when you have already done double the work of anyone else in the team for that day lol
43:40 <fuedR> anyone going to run a level 1-? game this weekend?
44:04 <Steven> there is a game in like 13hrs
44:49 <Ballig> it's level 5+ though isn't it
44:52 <fuedR> yeah
45:31 <Ballig> you CAN play it, just fyi. you just won't get "credit" for it until your character is level 5
45:39 <Mort-> I don't gm ^^
45:47 <Ballig> don't start with that, Mort-
45:51 <Steven> yeah... can always run a premade and apply it to a new 1st level character
45:54 <Mort-> And my lap top is being crap anyway
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46:25 * Mort- bites ballig. I'm not in a good mood and said so already
46:46 <Ballig> I'm not here to indulge your moods
46:54 <Steven> i am pretty sure ballig also has DR/reality
47:52 <fuedR> hardest part of a game, thinking up the name
48:11 <Ballig> Jyrkfaec
48:34 <Steven> i was gonna name my character(honey), Sugar Tits
48:40 <Steven> but avatar said he wouldnt seat her
48:44 * Steven sad panda
49:07 <Ballig> :(
51:01 * Mort- makes a growly noise
51:07 <fuedR> Confluence?
51:22 <fuedR> conflux
51:57 <Steven> what are you talking about fued?
52:03 <Ballig> coming up with names
52:07 <Ballig> I still vote on Jyrkfaec
52:23 <fuedR> PC game im working on, it needs a beta/working title
52:29 <Steven> two rivers? a merge?
52:35 <fuedR> well its based on pathfinder
52:40 <fuedR> and lots of different story paths
52:46 <fuedR> meeting up and splitting constantly lol
52:54 <Steven> call it
52:59 <Steven> Testicle Blowfish
53:03 <fuedR> TB?
53:13 <fuedR> or just testiblow
53:32 <Ballig> call it When You Die You Have to Blow the Guy Next to You
53:59 <Mort-> Not gming is gud.
54:15 <Mort-> Never have to buy scenarios..^^
54:32 <Steven> yes pass that cost on to other people...
54:36 <Mort-> Don't have to spend time preparing stuff
54:43 <Ballig> she's just trying to get attention, ignore her
54:47 <Mort-> Just jump in when you want a ride
55:00 <Steven> but i like toying with her emotions...
55:14 <Ballig> you're just playing to her tune when you do
55:21 <Steven> im like a cat with a ball of string
55:25 <Mort-> ^^
55:29 <Steven> brb
55:35 <Steven> i think somethings outside
55:41 <fuedR> gophers
55:42 <Ballig> something or someONE
55:45 <Steven> we have been having bears in pollock pines i guess.
55:45 <Ballig> and we never saw Steven again
56:15 <Steven> just a deer
56:37 <Ballig> ride it
56:48 <Mort-> Why do i have an extra tough piece of steak here
56:51 <Steven> i weigh more than a deer
57:14 <fuedR> they are like ants
57:18 <fuedR> can carry 20 times thier weight
57:34 <Steven> no they cant.
57:51 <Ballig> yes they can
57:53 <Ballig> go ride it
58:05 <Steven> no way... they are violent
58:27 <Steven> i have seen a deer kick the shit out of another deer before
58:59 <fuedR> But you weigh more than it
59:02 <fuedR> show it whos boss
59:22 <Steven> no way... you couldnt pay me to go fight a deer
59:31 * Mort- would like to eat venison
59:42 <Mort-> Are you allowed to hunt them?
59:44 <fuedR> what level of weapon would you need to fight one in an arena for $5000?
00:08 <Steven> well... lets see
00:15 <Mort-> Since you're such a crack shot why don't you pick on someone your own size and shoot one
00:15 <Steven> are we talkin about the deer i saw?
00:21 <Mort-> Yes
00:28 <Steven> it was a good 6 point
00:31 <Mort-> Then have venison for a week
00:40 <Ballig> don't fight it, just ride it
00:49 <Ballig> get a good run up, and jump on its back
00:50 <Steven> it would be a fight to ride it.
01:01 <Mort-> Venison is good you know
01:09 <Steven> you dont say...
01:13 <fuedR> what if you stole a baby one and raised it till it was big enough
01:34 <Steven> i would have the wildlife marshals banging on my door to retrieve the animal
01:42 <Ballig> steal THIS deer's baby, and then tell it you will only give the baby back if it lets you ride it
01:44 <Ballig> and then ride it
02:01 <fuedR> what about some sort of robo deer?
02:04 <Steven> i dont think it has an intellect sufficient enough to negotiate
03:28 <Mort-> Just eat it
03:45 <Ballig> negotiate with the baby deer and then give it a phone and this other deer a phone
03:50 <Ballig> and get the baby deer to negotiate with the big one
03:51 <Ballig> and then ride it
04:00 <Ballig> (the big deer, not the baby one - that would be crazy)
04:29 * Mort- takes out a minor book of cheese and starts reading
04:41 <fuedR> book of cheese? or block of cheese?
04:53 <Steven> if i had a tag, a gun here, and wasnt in the middle of a city... i would be outside cleaning a deer right now.
06:58 <Mort-> Book of cheese
07:40 <Mort-> I generally spend some time everyday reading advice section of paizo forums or just reading d20
07:51 <Steven> I still have(hopefully) some elk up in idaho
07:59 <Mort-> To see what pops out at me
08:34 <Ballig> she likes to min/max and create cheese builds
08:49 <fuedR> ah ok
09:12 * Mort- puts nose in book and begins to read
09:18 <Steven> so do i, but i dont actually build the character, i just file it away in a folder called Cheese as fuck builds.
09:54 <fuedR> what are some examples?
10:03 * Mort- tail flips idly
10:15 <Mort-> All pfs legal anyway.
10:26 <Mort-> Actually not much cheese
16:57 <fuedR> so a druid? lol
19:02 <Mort-> What?
19:17 * Mort- looks a little blur
19:24 <Mort-> Ah dejavu
19:32 <Mort-> I think i have some things to do
28:13 <Steven> think imma make this character for walters homebrew game
28:24 <Steven> just all over a cheese build
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21:08 <Brunius> Ugh, 10:30am
22:49 <Ballig> UG
23:03 <fuedR> cant only druid/ranger/clerics use flying mounts?
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