// #d&d — 2012-11-04
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00:24:24 <Ballig> it was like 12 lines up
00:24:30 <Mekkis> oh
00:24:37 <Mekkis> Avatar still doesn't trust diebot
00:51:59 <Mekkis> I wonder if Genesis runs under wine
01:00:52 <Mekkis> wow
01:00:53 <Mekkis> it can
01:01:18 <Mekkis> at a respectable framerate
01:01:29 <Mekkis> on Intel Graphics
01:16:43 <Mekkis> !define masterwork tool: http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n978?Masterwork-Tools-for-all-skills#4
01:16:44 <diebot> Mekkis, http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n978?Masterwork-Tools-for-all-skills#4 defined as ??masterwork tool
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01:18:58 <Mekkis> coincidence?
01:19:03 <Mekkis> or netsplit recovery?
01:20:17 <Steven> dunno
01:20:22 <Steven> did we have a split
01:20:24 <Steven> i just got here
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01:21:08 <Steven> flight in 5hours
01:21:35 <Mekkis> I didn't see a split
01:21:47 <Mekkis> but Avatar` Tashes and you joined within 10 seconds of each other
01:22:07 <Mekkis> oh, I found an [O]fficial rule regarding masterwork tools in PFS
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01:22:44 <Steven> cool?
01:22:46 <Mekkis> now I can horribly abuse magic devices
01:23:00 <Mekkis> <?masterwork tool
01:23:01 <diebot> http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n978?Masterwork-Tools-for-all-skills#4
01:25:24 <Mekkis> !define global masterwork tool: http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n978?Masterwork-Tools-for-all-skills#4
01:25:26 <diebot> Mekkis, http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n978?Masterwork-Tools-for-all-skills#4 defined as ??masterwork tool
01:25:33 <Mekkis> <?!define
01:25:34 <diebot> Syntax: !define [global] [add] <key>: <definition>. Eg. !define global diebot: A bot written by Mekkis.Using Add concatenates the arguments to the definition, otherwise it overwrites them.
01:26:29 <Mekkis> !define global resources: http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/about/additionalResources
01:26:30 <diebot> Mekkis, http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/about/additionalResources defined as ??resources
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05:18:01 <Steven> free wifi bitches!
05:21:39 <Steven> nothin?
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08:14:48 <Avatar`> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qt95KUOX_8
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08:45:44 <Steven> im bored at the airport....
08:46:00 <Steven> flight doesnt leave for another hour and 35 minutes.
08:46:46 <Sn0uu> Vishkanyas
08:46:49 <Sn0uu> tell me more?
08:47:56 <Steven> snake women
08:48:03 <Steven> venomous blood
08:48:14 <Steven> not bad racial ability modifiers
08:49:10 <Sn0uu> cool
08:49:41 <Avatar> Sn0uu: you played another game before the one yesterday didn't you
08:50:29 <Sn0uu> no
08:50:42 <Sn0uu> yesterday was the only game i've played in like a month
08:50:44 <Sn0uu> or longer
08:51:04 <Avatar> I could have sworn you were in first steps or something
08:51:11 <Avatar> yesterday wasn't the first time I heard your voice in skype
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08:54:21 <Sn0uu> ya, i've done first steps
08:54:22 <Sn0uu> oh
08:54:26 <Sn0uu> sorry, I read that wrong
08:54:36 <Sn0uu> yeah i've done one or two first steps
09:31:39 <Mekkis> have you looked at Gametable?
09:32:26 <Sn0uu> no
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12:04:11 <fued> !Roll 1d42
12:04:12 <dicebot> fued, 1d42: [1d42=15] 15
12:04:22 <Sn0uu> Vishkanyas
12:04:57 <Hydrazine> !roll 1d501
12:04:57 <dicebot> Hydrazine, 1d501: [1d501=204] 204
12:05:43 <fued> woo i made people appear
12:05:50 <fued> !roll 1d501
12:05:51 <dicebot> fued, 1d501: [1d501=397] 397
12:06:23 <Sn0uu> !roll 500d6
12:06:23 <dicebot> Sn0uu, 500d6: [500d6=1,2,4,5,6,5,4,4,4,3,5,2,6,5,2,1,5,1,6,6,6,5,4,1,4,6,5,6,1,5,6,2,2,2,6,1,1,5,1,3,3,1,5,6,3,2,2,4,3,6,1,2,1,6,4,4,4,5,5,5,1,3,1,2,2,4,5,1,4,2,4,6,4,2,1,1,3,6,6,3,3,4,5,5,2,3,5,2,4,2,2,1,1,2,6,4,5,3,5,2,5,2,3,5,6,6,1,5,1,5,5,5,6,6,6,2,3,2,3,2,5,2,3,3,3,6,4,2,6,4,3,2,4,5,4,4,4,1,4,1,1,4,4,3,6,2,4,1,3,1,5,4,1,5,2,3,6,5,5,5,2,4,5,6,5,3,1,4,2,2,1,2,4,5,3,6,5,5,5,2,2,5,6,4,4,2,5,5,4,1,2,4,2,2,5,4,3,5,1,6,4,5,4,6,1,2,4,4,5,1,2,1,5,4,1,6
12:06:36 <Sn0uu> did i break it?
12:06:53 <fued> yes
12:06:58 <fued> !roll 400d6
12:06:59 <dicebot> fued, 400d6: [400d6=3,1,2,2,6,6,6,4,4,1,1,3,5,4,3,5,3,3,3,2,2,5,6,6,5,6,4,1,5,3,5,2,5,4,2,2,4,3,5,1,6,3,4,2,4,5,6,1,6,6,1,4,1,1,2,6,6,3,6,1,4,6,3,1,4,4,1,4,5,4,1,2,4,1,6,5,1,4,3,6,3,1,2,2,5,5,6,1,3,6,1,6,3,2,6,6,1,5,5,4,6,4,1,1,6,4,1,4,1,4,3,6,1,2,1,1,1,1,1,6,2,1,6,5,3,6,4,4,3,5,3,6,6,5,4,3,4,4,5,3,6,3,6,3,1,2,4,3,2,3,3,2,6,1,2,2,1,5,5,6,3,1,4,1,2,5,4,4,6,2,3,3,2,3,4,4,6,5,6,5,3,4,3,1,4,6,1,3,2,6,5,6,1,4,3,6,5,1,4,3,5,4,4,4,1,2,1,5,4,1,3,5,6,3,1,6,
12:07:04 <fued> !roll 99d6
12:07:05 <dicebot> fued, 99d6: [99d6=5,6,3,6,1,3,2,6,4,6,3,4,2,2,4,5,1,1,5,6,2,3,2,4,2,1,1,4,6,1,4,1,6,2,2,1,4,5,5,1,1,1,1,2,2,5,6,1,2,1,1,4,2,1,4,4,6,2,5,1,1,5,4,5,6,3,3,1,5,3,6,5,6,6,6,5,3,2,4,6,5,3,6,1,5,2,5,1,2,1,6,1,6,5,4,6,1,1,6] 336
12:07:17 <fued> !throw 400d6
12:07:18 <diebot> fued, I don't have enough dice to roll that!
12:07:21 <fued> lol
12:07:23 <fued> thats hilarious
12:08:01 <Sn0uu> :P i agree
12:10:26 <Avatar> :D !
12:12:22 <Hydrazine> Huh.
12:12:22 <Hydrazine> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TiXUF9xbTo
12:12:29 <Hydrazine> Hey Sushi, you should watch that.
12:15:33 <Avatar> does joss whedon want us to vote for obama? I'm voting obama.
12:24:10 <Hydrazine> Don
12:24:22 <Hydrazine> Don't think you're tough enough to survive the zombie apocalypse?
12:42:30 <fued> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8ezLZE8uiE
12:46:08 <Sn0uu> night
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13:23:36 <MincedSushi> Joss whedob what?
13:26:15 <MincedSushi> That was glorius
13:42:03 <Hydrazine> Mitt Zomney!
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13:57:00 <Steven> I AM HOME!
14:04:58 <MincedSushi> Welcome back
14:09:11 <Steven> thank you...
14:09:38 <Steven> my dogs are being crazy silly right now
14:09:51 <Steven> the oldest dog magnus tried to climb up on my lap
14:10:41 <fued> want a kitten
14:10:54 * Mort- thinks if Stevens dawgs would taste great
14:10:55 <Steven> sure ill feed it to my dog moonlight
14:11:03 <fued> i dont care what u do with it, so long as u pick it up
14:11:04 * Mort- nibbles magnus
14:11:05 <Steven> Dog does taste pretty good
14:11:11 <Steven> lol
14:11:12 <Mort-> So I've heard.
14:11:17 <Steven> my dog magnus would murder you mort
14:11:26 <Mort-> I got stoned for that though
14:11:27 <Steven> that is of course if moonlight didnt kill you first
14:11:41 <Mort-> You don't tie them up?
14:11:50 <Mort-> I think i need a chopper
14:11:50 <Steven> why would i tie them up?
14:11:55 <fued> yeah ive tied all the kittens up, neighbours keep complaining its cruel tho
14:11:58 <Steven> they dont get out of the yard
14:12:10 <Mort-> You don't tie the cats up
14:12:16 <fued> kittens
14:12:18 <Mort-> Dogs on the other hand are bigger
14:12:21 <Mort-> Why did you
14:12:40 <Mort-> Id like to eat magnus.
14:13:20 <fued> the tiny barely able to walk kitens keep scaring the massive dog next dooR
14:13:25 <Steven> mort if you would like to come and try to kill my dog go for it
14:13:43 <Steven> i dont think you would survive it though
14:13:47 <Steven> they dont like strangers at all
14:14:11 <Mort-> The dawg is scared of kittens?
14:14:15 <Steven> people dont get to come in the house unless either J or i bring them in and tell the dogs a key phrase.
14:14:31 <Mort-> Oh
14:14:32 <Mort-> :(
14:14:47 <Mort-> I would eat your dawgs
14:16:07 <fued> lol cant have gaurd dogs on private property here.. too risky legally
14:20:41 <Mort-> Uh
14:26:26 <Steven> my dogs arent guard dogs, they just dont like new people, and really dont like new people on their territory
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14:31:54 <Mort-> Ok wee
14:31:57 <Hydrazine> How the hell do animals eat fish without hurting themselves?
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15:22:00 <Mekkis> I should try and kill Steven's dog with an automatic weapon
15:26:17 * MincedSushi approves
15:35:21 * fued agrees
15:35:58 <Mekkis> steven would probably come out with a tank and kill me though
15:38:03 <fued> use a mortar instead of an automatic weapon?
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16:26:47 <Avatar> do you get stoned mort
16:27:02 <Avatar> oh woops that was a few hours ago
16:33:49 <Mort-> Nah i get high
16:36:21 <Mekkis> fued, I hear diebot killed you
16:36:32 <Mekkis> she does that sometimes
16:55:37 <fued> yeah
16:55:38 <fued> was harsh
17:13:02 <Brunius> Okay, what the hell is a neutron bomb
17:14:55 <Brunius> Okay, so it's meant to be an EMP?
17:15:43 <Brunius> Oh christ
17:15:50 <Brunius> That is nasty
17:18:59 <Mekkis> yeah
17:19:00 <Mekkis> it is
17:24:06 <Hydrazine> ...Um, no?
17:24:22 <Mekkis> what?
17:24:24 <Hydrazine> neutrons don't really react with electronics.
17:24:26 <Brunius> From what I'm reading here it's designed to kill from radiation?
17:24:29 <Hydrazine> Hence, neutron. As in, neutral.
17:24:39 <Mekkis> that's about right
17:24:41 <Brunius> Oh yeah ignore the EMP bit
17:24:46 <Brunius> Wikipedia was being unclear (again)
17:24:49 <Hydrazine> Kill from radiaton? Yes.
17:24:56 <Hydrazine> Neutron radiation is bad juju, believe me.
17:25:07 <Mekkis> if you've played SOF1, it's all about that
17:25:09 <Brunius> Oh, physics is fun...
17:25:15 <Mekkis> what do they use to shield from it?
17:25:19 <Hydrazine> Its a Big Deal if a submarine detects neutrons in the engineroom.
17:25:36 <Hydrazine> Really wanna know, Mek?
17:25:43 <Hydrazine> Its real complicated stuff. Hard to find.
17:25:50 <Mekkis> if you don't need to kill me afterwards, yeah
17:25:58 <Hydrazine> Water.
17:26:05 <Mekkis> beryllium?
17:26:11 <Mekkis> ah
17:26:15 <Mekkis> that would do it
17:26:34 <Hydrazine> Beryllium's radioactive, or can be with a few neutrons in.
17:26:41 <Hydrazine> Which makes it a bad idea for a shielding material.
17:26:48 <Brunius> Water?
17:26:50 <Brunius> Really?
17:26:51 <Mekkis> yeah
17:26:53 <Hydrazine> Yep. It works.
17:26:56 <Brunius> How much?
17:26:59 <Hydrazine> Alot.
17:27:02 <Mekkis> light water absorbs neutrons
17:27:13 <Mekkis> (see: BWR design)
17:27:24 * Brunius starts scribbling down stuff for his physics homework
17:27:28 <Hydrazine> We measure it in thickness rather than usual fluid measurements.
17:27:40 <Brunius> Yeah that makes sense
17:28:00 <Hydrazine> Its the hydrogen. Neutrons interact most with objects about the same size. Which is pretty much just protons. aka, hydrogen nucleus.
17:28:10 <Brunius> Yeah thought that might be it
17:28:57 <Hydrazine> Yeah, one of the major considerations for a shielding material Mek, is how radioactive it will become after absorbing a bunch.
17:29:37 <Hydrazine> Which is why lead remains a popular choice.
17:29:38 <Mekkis> what happens to the water after it's done its absorbing?
17:29:56 <Mekkis> do some of the Hs turn into Ds?
17:29:58 <Brunius> Wouldn't it just become heavy water?
17:30:09 <Mekkis> or am I looking at it too simplisticly
17:31:07 <Hydrazine> A small amount would become deuterium, yes.
17:35:30 <Mekkis> then you dump it in the surrounding ocean and replace with new water?
17:37:01 <Mekkis> I need to prepare In Wrath's Shadow
17:44:08 <Mekkis> does the aircraft carrier still have a place in modern warfare?
17:48:41 <Brunius> Assuming non-nuclear, I think it does
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20:51:54 <guzza> so u all think ur hard cunts huh
20:51:59 <guzza> dddddddddd n dddddddddddd
20:52:06 <guzza> hard rock cunts
20:52:09 <guzza> fuck up
20:52:23 <guzza> ill kick all ur heads in
20:52:34 <guzza> so stop thinking ur cool n shit
20:53:38 <guzza> cmon cunts
20:53:50 <guzza> ill take on any cunt in here
20:54:14 <guzza> get that rock guitar shit outta my face
20:54:24 <guzza> fuckin drop outs
20:54:36 <guzza> drop kick losers
21:07:15 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
21:07:22 * Avatar sets ban on *!*@18f83be7.bigpond.net.au
21:07:23 Avatar has kicked guzza from #d&d (come back, one year!)
21:13:46 <Mort-> Lol nice message avatar
21:17:42 <Avatar> :o)
21:29:24 <Mekkis> Do we think we're cool n shit?
21:29:45 <Mekkis> I personally don't think I'm shit
21:34:40 <Avatar> yeah just cool
21:34:45 <Avatar> v.cool in fact
21:34:57 <Mekkis> cool. Good to know
21:35:15 <Avatar> occasionally I like to bring out the old rock guitar without shame
21:35:46 <Mekkis> my parents always pushed me towards classical music
21:36:00 <Avatar> but you couldn't help yourself, amirite
21:36:25 <Mekkis> well
21:36:29 <Mekkis> I never took up guitar
21:36:42 <Mekkis> I can play Viola passably well
21:36:45 <Avatar> oh you should
21:36:51 <Avatar> you will become badass
21:37:05 <Avatar> you will be able to rock with the best of them like our friend mr guzza
21:37:08 <Mekkis> and can play Trumpet almost unterribly
21:37:28 <Mekkis> and should stop capitalising nonproper nouns
21:42:22 <Mekkis> it looks like I'll be able to run either Sanos Abduction or In Wrath's Shadow next weekend
21:42:44 <Mekkis> they're both 3-7. Anyone got any opinions as to which one?
21:59:55 <fued> wraths shadow
22:00:10 <fued> wonder if i can hit 3 before then lol
22:00:50 <Mekkis> how attached to your character are you?
22:02:14 <fued> not very
22:02:21 <fued> im currently thinking of completely redoing it lol
22:06:10 <Mekkis> http://www.galactanet.com/comic/view.php?strip=3
22:36:51 <Avatar> what's wrong with it fued
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23:04:54 <fued> nothings wrong with it, i just had another idea for a character
23:04:55 <fued> haha
23:06:54 <Avatar> you'll want more than one anyway
23:12:09 <Mekkis> wtf
23:12:28 <Mekkis> do you understand the Scroll Scholar variant wizard?
23:12:32 <Mekkis> At 1st level, a scroll scholar chooses one Knowledge skill. This becomes a class skill if it is not already one.
23:12:46 <Mekkis> Prerequisite: A wizard must either be a universalist wizard or a diviner wizard in order to take this archetype
23:12:48 <Mekkis> ummm
23:12:49 <Mekkis> wtf
23:14:35 <Avatar> haha
23:15:04 <Avatar> maybe the person who wrote it doesn't know what a wizard is
23:20:08 <Mekkis> perhaps
23:20:13 <Mekkis> this is from the Field Guide
23:20:23 <Mekkis> so technically, you don't need to actually own the source!
23:20:29 <Mekkis> to play a crappy archtype
23:22:16 <Mekkis> hmmm
23:22:24 <Mekkis> !feat Evolved%
23:22:26 <diebot> Mekkis, EVOLVED FAMILIAR []Prereq: Int 13, Cha 13, familiar class feature. Your familiar is different from others of its kind.
23:22:27 <diebot> Benefit: Select an evolution from the list of 1-point evolutions available to a summoner's eidolon. Your familiar has this evolution. The familiar must conform to any limitations of the evolution. For instance, no familiars can benefit from the mount evolution and only familiars with wings can take the wing buffet evolution. If you gain a new
23:22:27 <diebot> familiar, your old familiar loses all evolutions, and you can select a new 1-point evolution for the new familiar.
23:22:27 <diebot> Special: You can gain this feat multiple times. Its effects stack, granting a new 1-point evolution to your familiar each time you gain this feat. Source: UM
23:22:33 <Mekkis> so
23:22:50 <Mekkis> play a wizard with Improved Familiar and Evolved Familiar for every feat!
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23:44:21 <Mekkis> wakarimasen?
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23:45:23 <Mekkis> Global Info Links , Internet Service Provider
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23:45:49 <Mekkis> Vodaphone mobile
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23:46:30 <Mekkis> Christchurch?
23:47:02 <Mekkis> Bill Walker is a douche
23:47:57 <Mekkis> FYI: Advertising class C networks makes you look like a douche
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