// #melbourne — 2016-08-31
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00:00:00 <amelia> stop he is lovely ok
00:01:00 <couleurs> rice vs potatoes the georgie story
00:02:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/zoMwe.jpg
00:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> that better be dick riddler
00:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> og gawd
00:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> h
00:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
00:05:00 <Skirmish> It's riddler. Don't click it!
00:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:08:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/plrAX.jpg
00:08:00 <TheRiddler> naww
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s not dick or cake - next
00:10:00 <TheRiddler> lo
00:10:00 <TheRiddler> l
00:10:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/txhlb.jpg
00:10:00 <TheRiddler> here you go
00:16:00 <Doodle> bloody hell
00:16:00 <couleurs> hope it's cake
00:16:00 <Doodle> its the other thing
00:16:00 <couleurs> dagnabit
00:17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:22:00 <couleurs> yes pls specify if it dick or cake pls
00:22:00 <couleurs> from now on
00:22:00 <couleurs> thx
00:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah thanks
00:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> DICK
00:24:00 <amelia> or horse cock
00:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
00:24:00 <amelia> I feel like you need to be specific on what kind of dick pls -animal or human
00:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> why…
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> who links animal cock in ere
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one…
00:25:00 <amelia> dont ask questions you dun want answers to
00:25:00 <amelia> oh kate
00:25:00 <amelia> oh sweet naive kaye
00:25:00 <amelia> i too was young and naive like you once
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> well I don’t speak to peeps who link animal cock
00:25:00 <amelia> less than a week ago even
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe you should try that aye
00:25:00 <amelia> until one fateful night...
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> as above
00:26:00 <amelia> (katatonic_kate01) that better be dick riddler
00:26:00 <amelia> it appears you do
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> right…
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
00:27:00 <amelia> neighhhhhhh
00:30:00 <Tim-Sim> RIP Willy Wonka
00:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah...
00:35:00 <Tim-Sim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2pt2-F2j2g
00:35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Willy Wonka (HD) "Pure Imagination" Views: 4,865,949 Uploader: Willy Wonka Uploaded: Dec 4, 2010 Duration: 3m56s Rating: 4.92
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn’t mind pure cake now
00:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.theurbanlist.com/sydney/a-list/best-cake-shops-sydney?utm_content=buffer24456&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
00:45:00 <Skirmish> Have you been watching the new show on channel 7 Kate? Zumbas cakes or some shit?
00:45:00 <Skirmish> Kay loves it.
00:46:00 <Skirmish> Zumbo's Just Desserts
00:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hardly watch free to air
00:47:00 <]}-^alienated\Romeo-HACKT-[> i watch free to porn
00:47:00 <Skirmish> Yeah us too. We watch them on the Yahoo7 app on the tv.
00:47:00 <]}-^alienated\Romeo-HACKT-[> haha cool
00:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> seen stranger things?
00:47:00 <]}-^alienated\Romeo-HACKT-[> sometimes
00:48:00 <Skirmish> Started watching it but got scared.
00:48:00 <Skirmish> The kid had raced home and the whatever it is was following him.
00:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol wot
00:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> sookie lah lah
00:49:00 <Skirmish> I am. Been in some hectic situations for work over the years and never been scared once. Sit me down in front of a tv and I poop my pants.
00:49:00 <]}-^alienated\Romeo-HACKT-[> im stoned
00:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:50:00 <]}-^alienated\Romeo-HACKT-[> :)
00:50:00 <Skirmish> I've heard good things about stranger things though.
00:50:00 <]}-^alienated\Romeo-HACKT-[> have you heard of booze?
00:50:00 <Skirmish> Just need to force myself to watch the scary bit.
00:51:00 <]}-^alienated\Romeo-HACKT-[> scary bits of porn aye
00:51:00 <]}-^alienated\Romeo-HACKT-[> --
00:52:00 <Skirmish> Theory of a Deadman - Hate my life. Great song.
00:55:00 <[_^a-_-_-\Romeo_]> ...
00:55:00 <[_^a-_-_-\Romeo_]> life
00:55:00 <[_^a-_-_-\Romeo_]> and death
00:55:00 <[_^a-_-_-\Romeo_]> hey man
00:56:00 <[_^a-_-_-\Romeo_]> ... :)
00:56:00 <[_^a-_-_-\Romeo_]> mmmm
00:56:00 <[_^a-_-_-\Romeo_]> cold winter
00:56:00 <[_^a-_-_-\Romeo_]> i cant eat all my pizza
00:56:00 <Skirmish> Work pc is running like a dog.
00:56:00 <[_^a-_-_-\Romeo_]> work damn work okay? mmm heheh
00:57:00 <[_^a-_-_-\Romeo_]> feed it
00:57:00 <[_^a-_-_-\Romeo_]> software
00:59:00 <[_^a-_-_-\Romeo_]> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
01:00:00 <\[^-a-_Romeo_]> might have to go back to tv
01:01:00 <\[^-a-_Romeo_]> my reception is bad
01:01:00 <\[^-a-_Romeo_]> cbf playing music
01:01:00 <\[^-a-_Romeo_]> drugsssssssssssssssss
01:02:00 <\[^-a-_Romeo_]> cofeeeeeeeeeee
01:02:00 <\[^-a-_Romeo_]> ...
01:02:00 <r\> tim sim
01:02:00 <r\> Pac
01:03:00 <r\> Thomas
01:03:00 <r\> Trevor
01:03:00 <r\> the stig
01:03:00 <r\> the dark truth
01:04:00 <a\R> coke
01:04:00 <a\R> mmm
02:39:00 <JollyRoger> Serenity hows the lapband going?
02:39:00 <JollyRoger> Serenity you there mate?
02:39:00 <JollyRoger> Serenity im smoking ice
02:40:00 <JollyRoger> make sure you let katatonic_pig know ok
02:41:00 <breaker> It's Jerome
02:41:00 <JollyRoger> its not plivent LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
02:41:00 <breaker> Do a whois and his IP shows.
02:41:00 <breaker> [31/08/2016 02:40:49] *** JollyRoger is «CPE-121-218-171-19.lnse4.cht.bigpond.net.au»
02:41:00 <breaker> [31/08/2016 02:40:49] *** JollyRoger on irc.austnet.org «AustNet»
02:41:00 <breaker> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
02:41:00 <JollyRoger> im plivent?
02:42:00 <JollyRoger> pullcock wrong again
02:42:00 <JollyRoger> detective pullcock
02:42:00 <breaker> Traceroute doesn't lie Jerome :)
02:42:00 <JollyRoger> traceroute?
02:43:00 <JollyRoger> JollyRoger you raped jennifer gauci 02:27 okaylol i kissed her 02:27 okaylol thats not rape 02:28 JollyRoger nope you forced a kiss on her 02:28 JollyRoger to rape her 02:28 okaylol bullshit 02:28 okaylol i kissed then i asked can we do it agian and we did like 5 6 times
02:45:00 <breaker> Castle Hill NSW Jerome.
02:46:00 <JollyRoger> LOLLLLLLLL @ pullcock
03:29:00 <JollyRoger> lolllllllllllllllllll
03:30:00 <JollyRoger> A#A breaker
06:52:00 <kinda_boringmale> morning all
11:03:00 <gs69azza> mornings
16:32:00 <georgeandwell> gidday australia
16:33:00 <zaim> we dont like ur kind around here
16:33:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn u islam
16:35:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1r get into vr sex with me
16:46:00 <emuls> wow
16:46:00 <emuls> that's despo
16:58:00 <Doodle> lol
16:59:00 <Doodle> vr = very raunchy?
17:00:00 <georgeandwell> u dont know what is vr?
17:01:00 <Doodle> u dont know what is humour?
17:01:00 <georgeandwell> is it a tumor
17:02:00 <Doodle> ITS NOT A TUMOUR
17:21:00 <emuls> lol
17:46:00 <Doodle> yes well
18:42:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14211946_10154211731452839_5022722101315368452_n.jpg?oh=6f86f4ce7ffa1463aa5d7a5dd1b4c318&oe=58580DC4
18:43:00 <amelia> AHAHA
18:43:00 <amelia> there are way too many patterns in that photo
18:43:00 <amelia> makes me dizzy
18:44:00 <Doodle> O_o
18:45:00 <TheRon> you getting on the gear?
18:46:00 <amelia> ma glass pippy
18:48:00 <TheRon> rosanna, rosanna!
19:16:00 <TheRon> amelia you realise the nick has the word "fat" in it?
19:16:00 <So`FaTHoM`THaT> it fits me well
19:17:00 <TheRon> just checking
19:17:00 <So`FaTHoM`THaT> fanks
19:28:00 <emuls> unlike you pants
19:28:00 <emuls> ho ho ho
19:28:00 <emuls> awww
19:28:00 <emuls> dad joke fail
19:28:00 <emuls> *your
19:28:00 <TheRon> BvB!?
19:29:00 <couleurs> ye
19:32:00 <So`FaTHoM`THaT> i dun wear pants
19:32:00 <TheRon> HELO! :)
19:32:00 <So`FaTHoM`THaT> they are confusing
19:32:00 <So`FaTHoM`THaT> why are they called pants when they are singular
19:32:00 <Picard> oompa loompa
19:33:00 <So`FaTHoM`THaT> are you calling me short, fat & orange
19:33:00 <So`FaTHoM`THaT> cos you sir, would be correct
19:33:00 <Picard> oompa loompa
19:33:00 <Picard> :P
19:34:00 <TheRon> jessie's girl, where can i find a woman like that?
19:34:00 <Doodle> jesse's place
19:34:00 <So`FaTHoM`THaT> i go along wif the charade
19:36:00 <TheRon> what's a good season for weed, i mean is the winter weed better than the summer weed?
19:36:00 <Doodle> its all hydro
19:37:00 <TheRon> say it wasnt
19:37:00 <Doodle> it wouldnt grow here in winter
19:40:00 <TheRon> does it make a difference if it's dominican and not cuban?
19:41:00 <Doodle> iunno i've never had either
19:47:00 <TheRon> bruce hornsby - the way it is
20:03:00 <georgeandwell> gidday australia
20:06:00 <Trevor> fuck off
20:06:00 <couleurs> sgarn fatso
20:06:00 <TheRon> good morning moscow
20:07:00 <couleurs> gooood mornen vietnem
20:10:00 <georgeandwell> hi
20:12:00 <Skirmish> YAY you can apply for a refund on No Mans Sky through Steam.
20:12:00 <georgeandwell> shit gsme
20:15:00 <TheRon> if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.......
20:23:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
20:25:00 <TheRon> TUSK!
20:42:00 <TheRon> al green - let's stay together
20:47:00 <TheRon> the tears of a clown when there's no one around
20:56:00 <georgeandwell> tiss
20:58:00 <georgeandwell> what was creepy about that guy
20:58:00 <georgeandwell> pedo?
20:59:00 <georgeandwell> is my sniffing the entire matildas teams panties goingbthrough thr locker room at night creepy?
21:01:00 <TheRon> what about the opals?
21:02:00 <georgeandwell> sounds nice
21:02:00 <georgeandwell> what dobthe opals do
21:03:00 <TheRon> women's basketball
21:03:00 <georgeandwell> ok i didnt know that i know the name tho
21:04:00 <TheRon> emus?
21:04:00 <TheRon> women's hockey
21:05:00 <georgeandwell> i will ad to the agenda m8
21:05:00 <TheRon> women's water polo?
21:05:00 <TheRon> beach volleyball
21:05:00 <georgeandwell> i need to put a picture in each snap lock bag
21:07:00 <georgeandwell> what do matildas plau
21:07:00 <georgeandwell> play
21:07:00 <TheRon> soccer
21:07:00 <georgeandwell> ok cool
21:09:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllls
21:09:00 <georgeandwell> sup
21:57:00 <robot> hi
21:58:00 <couleurs> welcome home robo
21:59:00 <amelia> wobothedz
22:00:00 <President_Trump> who murdered Serenity?
22:01:00 <amelia> we must narrow down the suspects
22:01:00 <amelia> process of elimination
22:01:00 <amelia> wasn't me, i am the best friend
22:01:00 <robot> thank
22:01:00 <robot> hi amelia
22:02:00 <amelia> that leaves everybody else
22:02:00 <amelia> hi how u
22:02:00 <robot> heh
22:02:00 <robot> alrite thanks
22:02:00 <robot> u
22:02:00 <amelia> am gud fanks @ u
22:04:00 <President_Trump> where is THE PLONKER
22:13:00 <amelia> its so exciting once you've updated ipod wif new musiq
22:13:00 <couleurs> pics
22:14:00 <robot> screenshots
22:14:00 <amelia> funny youtube vid first go
22:15:00 <robot> no u
22:16:00 <couleurs> Make Me
22:16:00 <amelia> no i always haf to do everything round here fuck sake
22:16:00 <amelia> wella wella
22:16:00 <robot> greased lightnin
22:17:00 <georgeandwell> hi
22:17:00 <robot> wait thats not rite
22:17:00 <robot> hi g
22:17:00 <georgeandwell> r
22:17:00 <amelia> hie georgio fwend
22:17:00 <georgeandwell> halo
22:17:00 <robot> he was my friend first
22:17:00 <amelia> georgio can u settle this argument
22:17:00 <amelia> were u my friend first or robot
22:17:00 <robot> what argument
22:17:00 <georgeandwell> wot iz it
22:18:00 <robot> theres only the truth and horrible vicious amelia lies
22:18:00 <georgeandwell> amelia cos u got goodz m8
22:18:00 <robot> k
22:18:00 <robot> you used to be cool g
22:18:00 <georgeandwell> titties come first
22:18:00 <amelia> thanks georgio i knew you were an honest guy
22:19:00 <georgeandwell> i think simple
22:19:00 <georgeandwell> coz im a simple man
22:20:00 <georgeandwell> with a simple dream
22:20:00 <amelia> ok robot no xmas ham for u
22:20:00 <amelia> u can blame urself for that1
22:22:00 <robot> k well since ur bein mean ill talk 2 colours
22:22:00 <robot> hi colours h r u
22:22:00 <couleurs> im ok n u
22:22:00 <amelia> hi cereals wot u doing
22:22:00 <robot> alrite thank
22:22:00 <amelia> cereals come over here for a sec pls
22:23:00 <amelia> cereals wot your favourite colour???
22:23:00 <robot> uhm all of them? ps coz its pronounced colours
22:23:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
22:23:00 <amelia> uhm wasn't asking u?
22:23:00 <robot> uhm think u were broadcasting it to everybody?
22:24:00 <amelia> uhm i directed the question at cereals?
22:24:00 <amelia> uhm it was pretty fuckin clear fyi?
22:24:00 <robot> uhm r u off ur meds?
22:24:00 <amelia> uhm can i borrow ur dexies?
22:25:00 <robot> uhm you can borrow this?
22:25:00 <robot> =]
22:25:00 <amelia> uhm ok >:)
22:32:00 <Doodle> filth
22:33:00 <amelia> ye shame on him
22:33:00 <Doodle> ye, it takes more than a finger to sort amelia out
22:34:00 <Doodle> everyone knows that
22:34:00 <amelia> everyone
22:35:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14183744_10157322605970048_5301157771349551332_n.jpg?oh=db4eb65a6e6777a12e34f5f187acaa11&oe=58435E13
22:36:00 <couleurs> daym dogg new bodykit on da datsun?
22:37:00 <Doodle> haha
22:38:00 <Doodle> i'm replacing me satnav in the car, mine has died
22:38:00 <Doodle> finally
22:38:00 <Doodle> the only place it knows now is clickclickCLICKKKKKKwhirrrrrrrrrclickCLICKwhirrrrCLICKCLICK
22:39:00 <couleurs> HEheh
22:41:00 <robot> Doodle didnt u have a 350z
22:41:00 <Picard> how old is the car?
22:41:00 <Doodle> ye i still do
22:41:00 <Doodle> umm nearly 13
22:41:00 <Picard> replace the car, its not safe
22:41:00 <Doodle> no shit its not safe
22:42:00 <Doodle> in a car accident you're most likely to be killed if you're in a 350z
22:42:00 <Doodle> rather than injured
22:42:00 <Maurice> Thats reassuring
22:42:00 <Doodle> i live life on the edge
22:42:00 <Picard> no u moron
22:43:00 <Doodle> also especially if you're in my car since me front wheel nuts were all chewed and my wheels were about to fly off last week
22:43:00 <Picard> more likely to be killed in a car 10yrs or older
22:43:00 <Doodle> yeah i like my 13yo car
22:43:00 <Maurice> Picard is just jealous that he's got a head like sputnik and wouldn't fit in your car
22:43:00 <Doodle> eek
22:44:00 <Doodle> avoid the Nissan 350Z. This car has 143 deaths per million registered vehicle miles, making it the deadliest car on the road.
22:44:00 <Picard> dont argue with me, talk to the commissioner of vic pol, they are his stats
22:44:00 <Doodle> lol fun times
22:44:00 <Doodle> who gives a fuck
22:45:00 <Doodle> you're most likely to be killed in any car thats out of control and about to hit a tree at 100km/h
22:45:00 <Doodle> doesnt matter how old it is
22:45:00 <Picard> probably u your life flashes before your eyes as u hit a tree
22:45:00 <Doodle> lol ok mate and your 2015 vw polo bluemotion is just going to bounce off it?
22:45:00 <Picard> that is true, but if its 10 years old it more likely to hit the tree
22:45:00 <Doodle> oh pigs arse
22:46:00 <Doodle> it has esc and airbags
22:46:00 <Doodle> traction control
22:46:00 <Doodle> etc
22:46:00 <Picard> statistics dont lie
22:46:00 <Picard> how old are u
22:46:00 <Maurice> His head is like sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts
22:46:00 <Doodle> yeah they do actually i just did them for uni
22:46:00 <Picard> yep they do
22:48:00 <Doodle> anyway i like my car and i like dangerous cars so you're not exactly convincing me
22:48:00 <Doodle> god i used to own a 400hp car that regularly caught fire, it was the funnest thing ever
22:48:00 <Doodle> til i slid it through a house
22:49:00 <Picard> you're a dick
22:49:00 <Doodle> <-
22:52:00 <Doodle> i'm glad we had this conversation
22:52:00 <amelia> ur m8
22:53:00 <Doodle> lol
22:53:00 <Doodle> he's so worried about my safety
22:53:00 <Doodle> maybe i should trade my car on a toyota camry
22:53:00 <amelia> toot toot
22:53:00 <Doodle> then i can drive like an azn
22:57:00 <couleurs> get a toyota prius m8 they super safe and really green
22:57:00 <couleurs> help save the planet
22:57:00 <couleurs> right Picard?
22:58:00 <Doodle> he greened out
22:58:00 <couleurs> j/k!!!! those are for people who h8 cars ie Picard
22:59:00 <Doodle> 2nd hand crz's are cheap
23:00:00 <Doodle> and aftermarket bits are cheap for them too
23:00:00 <Doodle> but slow
23:00:00 <yinsy> it's a buyers market these days
23:00:00 <Doodle> 2rite
23:01:00 <Doodle> so much good stuff around
23:01:00 <couleurs> i'm good stuff
23:02:00 <Doodle> http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/9/5/4/492954_v1.jpg
23:03:00 <couleurs> yea teh americans a good show
23:07:00 <yinsy> anyone been playing World of Warcraft?
23:11:00 <amelia> ye
23:11:00 <amelia> all dae
23:11:00 <yinsy> lol I hate leveling
23:11:00 <amelia> ok sorry i was being a fuckwit, i do not play it
23:11:00 <yinsy> right
23:12:00 <yinsy> what do you do with your time instead?
23:13:00 <amelia> eat schnitzel
23:13:00 <amelia> also dancing with my dog
23:13:00 <yinsy> does your dog cook the schnitzel does he?
23:14:00 <amelia> you know what, you are a genius
23:14:00 <Doodle> lol
23:14:00 <yinsy> we should rhamba one day lol
23:14:00 <Doodle> dont give her ideas
23:15:00 <amelia> I would love to come home to puppy cooking me schnitzel
23:15:00 <amelia> holy fuck
23:15:00 <yinsy> lol
23:15:00 <yinsy> don't mind a bit of hair of course but yeah i agree
23:16:00 <yinsy> you're not the first person that's called me a genius
23:16:00 <yinsy> :-)
23:17:00 <amelia> ok we have this in common cos i got called a genius once too
23:17:00 <yinsy> haha
23:17:00 <yinsy> agreed actually
23:17:00 <yinsy> I took the IQ test afterwards and scored a mediocre 105
23:17:00 <amelia> we was at pub and some dork spilt his drink all over table and it was dripping on floor so i got the cup and put it on the floor so it would drip in that and then the random boy called me a genius
23:18:00 <amelia> ok u probably win
23:18:00 <Doodle> did u drink it after
23:18:00 <yinsy> did you IQ test to check
23:18:00 <yinsy> lol
23:18:00 <Doodle> that would have been real genius
23:19:00 <yinsy> Doodle think of the savings too
23:19:00 <amelia> but den another time i asked if nails grow from the base or the top so i dunno maybe i not a genius
23:19:00 <amelia> its a tough one
23:19:00 <Doodle> lmao
23:19:00 <yinsy> eheh
23:19:00 <yinsy> as long as you have the 20 odd moons
23:20:00 <amelia> are u calling me a moonface
23:20:00 <yinsy> I'd really like to but I haven't seen it yet. It could be a box
23:20:00 <amelia> boxhead
23:20:00 <yinsy> loool
23:21:00 <yinsy> how thick are your eyebrows?
23:21:00 <amelia> i am trying to grow them thicker
23:22:00 <yinsy> eheheheh aww
23:22:00 <amelia> cos you know how cracksluts always have really thin brows
23:22:00 <amelia> yeah i don't wanna look like a crackslut
23:22:00 <yinsy> :-/
23:22:00 <amelia> n how are your brows?
23:22:00 <yinsy> thick
23:23:00 <yinsy> and black
23:23:00 <amelia> are they joined
23:23:00 <yinsy> yeah
23:23:00 <amelia> as in, unibrow
23:23:00 <Doodle> eek
23:23:00 <yinsy> ITalian
23:23:00 <Doodle> i have 3 eyebrows
23:23:00 <yinsy> Doodle...pls xpln
23:23:00 <amelia> show me your brows you stallion
23:23:00 <yinsy> lol
23:23:00 <Doodle> i have a scar along one of them and it splits it into 2
23:23:00 <amelia> i think hes talking about his penis i dunno he does that a lot
23:23:00 <yinsy> haha
23:24:00 <Doodle> no not this time
23:24:00 <amelia> oh my bads
23:24:00 <Doodle> also i do not talk about my penis a lot
23:24:00 <Doodle> other people do
23:24:00 <yinsy> are you insinuating that either the two of you have a clue whom I am?
23:24:00 <amelia> post your eyebrow i must view it
23:24:00 <robot> ne members of the band oasis in chan msg me thx
23:25:00 <amelia> should we know who you are
23:25:00 <Doodle> r u a famous irc chatter
23:25:00 <yinsy> yes
23:25:00 <robot> excuse me yes im noel gallagher
23:25:00 <yinsy> glitchX0r
23:25:00 <amelia> pliv only has 1x eyebrow so thats my only guess
23:25:00 <amelia> noel can u shut up
23:25:00 <Doodle> lol
23:25:00 <robot> k
23:25:00 <yinsy> I make computers break
23:26:00 <yinsy> careful
23:26:00 <Doodle> are u a master hacker
23:26:00 <yinsy> no
23:26:00 <amelia> stop stalling
23:26:00 <amelia> eyebrow pic go
23:26:00 <yinsy> you want my pic?
23:26:00 <yinsy> ok
23:26:00 <amelia> ye post go
23:26:00 <yinsy> http://imgur.com/a/WpFWU
23:27:00 <yinsy> I'm on the left
23:27:00 <amelia> you haf a lot of hair
23:27:00 <Doodle> i like ur pigtail
23:27:00 <Doodle> oh
23:27:00 <yinsy> haha
23:27:00 <amelia> and your asian persuasion friend is cute
23:27:00 <yinsy> ohhh
23:27:00 <Doodle> ye i'd chuck her one
23:27:00 <yinsy> you think?
23:28:00 <robot> ow, get off
23:28:00 <robot> get your own hand
23:28:00 <amelia> NO
23:28:00 <Doodle> who knows where its been
23:28:00 <yinsy> so little eyebrows?
23:28:00 <amelia> you haf thick eyebroe
23:28:00 <amelia> eyebrow
23:28:00 <yinsy> were they auburn too?
23:29:00 <amelia> & hairy chest
23:29:00 <Doodle> eyebro
23:29:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA eyebro
23:29:00 <Doodle> ayebro
23:29:00 <amelia> who has auburn eyebrow?
23:30:00 <robot> yes
23:30:00 <amelia> firebrows
23:30:00 <yinsy> I'm not sure, unless you're over 35 you wouldn't have plucked them
23:30:00 <yinsy> haha
23:30:00 <amelia> fantabrows
23:30:00 <robot> ye m8
23:31:00 <couleurs> :)
23:31:00 <Doodle> ^_^
23:31:00 <yinsy> 'c_'
23:31:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/jDi9Omy.jpg
23:31:00 <Doodle> 'cunt_'
23:32:00 <Doodle> lol@pic
23:32:00 <amelia> ahahaha
23:32:00 <yinsy> hah
23:33:00 <yinsy> amelia what did you do to your brows?
23:33:00 <amelia> they are ok but nothing special like yours
23:33:00 <yinsy> lol
23:33:00 <yinsy> pic
23:33:00 <yinsy> I can check for moon or box too
23:34:00 <Doodle> do u draw your eyebrows on, amelia?
23:35:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/KiERBWZ
23:35:00 <amelia> no
23:35:00 <amelia> i just want dem thicker
23:35:00 <Doodle> ficker m8
23:36:00 <yinsy> no jaw
23:36:00 <amelia> i lost it in an accident
23:36:00 <yinsy> you look really familiar
23:36:00 <robot> loll
23:36:00 <yinsy> do we know each other?
23:37:00 <amelia> we dated for 4 fukn years but ok jus pretend you don't know me.
23:37:00 <yinsy> you look like my first ever girlfriend when i was 16 and met her on irc
23:38:00 <yinsy> your eyes are brighter in that pic
23:38:00 <amelia> I never dated anyone from irv
23:38:00 <amelia> irc
23:38:00 <amelia> soz not me fwend
23:38:00 <yinsy> k
23:39:00 <yinsy> so you're like 22 or something then?
23:39:00 <yinsy> how old am I?
23:39:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
23:39:00 <amelia> you're good
23:39:00 <amelia> but i am actually 19
23:39:00 <yinsy> k
23:39:00 <amelia> (+10)
23:39:00 <Doodle> loooooooooool
23:39:00 <yinsy> you're good
23:39:00 <yinsy> !
23:39:00 <Doodle> +20
23:40:00 <yinsy> lol
23:40:00 <yinsy> haha
23:40:00 <yinsy> shh doodle
23:40:00 <Doodle> only a 39yo woman would put a tea cosy on her head
23:40:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
23:40:00 <yinsy> I think this chop chop cigarette had acid in it
23:40:00 <amelia> fuck off 39 i will snap you
23:40:00 <Doodle> 'its to keep the voices out'
23:40:00 <Doodle> come on
23:40:00 <Doodle> i like em a bit fighty
23:40:00 <amelia> keep ma fat moonhead warm
23:40:00 <Doodle> lol
23:41:00 <yinsy> lol
23:41:00 <yinsy> my eyes are fucked
23:41:00 <yinsy> it wasn't her picture i don't think
23:41:00 <amelia> you didn't rate my eyebrows
23:42:00 <yinsy> ohhh ok
23:42:00 <yinsy> I can't really see at the moment after that cigarette
23:42:00 <amelia> ok well fuck this is a disaster
23:42:00 <yinsy> wait
23:42:00 <yinsy> checking through the glitter
23:43:00 <yinsy> they nearly look auburn and they're fine, don't make them smaller
23:43:00 <yinsy> and have you been to japan yet?
23:44:00 <amelia> HOW DO YOU KNOW I WANTED JAPAN
23:44:00 <Doodle> i hear they have eyebrows there
23:44:00 <yinsy> no they dont
23:44:00 <Doodle> eyeblows?
23:44:00 <amelia> they have tattood eyebrows der
23:44:00 <amelia> purple ones
23:44:00 <Doodle> :/
23:45:00 <yinsy> I'm a cleric
23:45:00 <yinsy> I spose
23:45:00 <yinsy> I do numbers too
23:45:00 <amelia> asian persuasions luff their purple tatood eyebrows
23:45:00 <Doodle> crikey
23:45:00 <yinsy> I like your eye make up
23:45:00 <yinsy> that looks cute
23:45:00 <couleurs> who's this new guy i thought it was amsy :(
23:46:00 <amelia> his name is stallion
23:46:00 <yinsy> benvenuti
23:46:00 <amelia> or Guiseppe
23:46:00 <yinsy> lol
23:46:00 <yinsy> bob
23:46:00 <amelia> joe
23:47:00 <yinsy> my eyes are getting better again now
23:47:00 <couleurs> ok
23:47:00 <yinsy> amelia do your eyes change colour?
23:47:00 <Doodle> only when she talks back
23:47:00 <yinsy> looooool
23:47:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
23:47:00 <amelia> black n blue
23:48:00 <yinsy> :-)
23:48:00 <yinsy> whats your fave number?
23:48:00 <amelia> 13
23:48:00 <yinsy> (s)
23:48:00 <yinsy> ohhh
23:48:00 <yinsy> ok
23:48:00 <yinsy> that's good
23:48:00 <amelia> are you writing a biography on me
23:48:00 <yinsy> no
23:48:00 <yinsy> just thought I'd check
23:48:00 <yinsy> I'm making a coffee...brb
23:48:00 <amelia> don't forget to put in it that i like schnitzel
23:48:00 <amelia> also burritos
23:49:00 <yinsy> made by dogs
23:49:00 <amelia> and dogs
23:49:00 <amelia> yes
23:49:00 <amelia> also put in it how lovely i am
23:49:00 <amelia> oh and delightful
23:50:00 <Doodle> .
23:50:00 <Doodle> dont fill ur book with LIES
23:50:00 <Doodle> the people deserve the truth
23:50:00 <amelia> shut your japs eye i am a fuckin sweetie pie
23:50:00 <Doodle> and some sex scenes and a couple of car chases
23:50:00 <amelia> capiche?
23:50:00 <Doodle> lol japs eye
23:50:00 <Doodle> HOW DARE U
23:51:00 <amelia> ahaahhahahaahhaahhaaa
23:51:00 <amelia> i smiled so much typing japs eye
23:51:00 <Doodle> lolol
23:51:00 <couleurs> tell me more tell me more ye but does he own a car? no it's a datsun
23:51:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHAAH cereals
23:51:00 <Doodle> ur a weirdo kid
23:51:00 <amelia> who's weirdo
23:51:00 <Doodle> u
23:51:00 <amelia> touchè
23:52:00 <couleurs> grease revival is best thing that happened on irc in 2016
23:52:00 <amelia> agreed
23:52:00 <Doodle> 2shay
23:52:00 <yinsy> isnt that a stone like tigers eye?
23:52:00 <Doodle> um
23:53:00 <Doodle> amelia will explain it to you
23:53:00 <Doodle> she is an expert
23:53:00 <amelia> its a black girls name
23:53:00 <Doodle> no lol japs eye
23:53:00 <amelia> 2SHAY
23:53:00 <amelia> ohhhh
23:53:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAA
23:53:00 <Doodle> ahaha
23:53:00 <amelia> ye its a stone
23:53:00 <yinsy> either that or the middle of a pumpkin
23:54:00 <amelia> i hate when he leaves his stone open so i tells him to shut it
23:54:00 <amelia> shut ur fkn stone doodietoodie
23:54:00 <Doodle> LaFawnda Shaniquah 2shay Japs-Eye Johnson
23:54:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
23:54:00 <Doodle> it was beyonce's original stage name
23:55:00 <amelia> i dunno y she changed it
23:55:00 <Doodle> inorite
23:55:00 <amelia> worst decision of her career
23:55:00 <Doodle> apart from
23:55:00 <Doodle> the whole jay z thing
23:55:00 <yinsy> aren't they saying blacks the new asian?
23:55:00 <amelia> nah she did well wif that
23:55:00 <Doodle> when is white going to be fashionable
23:55:00 <amelia> he give her more street cred
23:55:00 <Doodle> so i can be cool
23:56:00 <Doodle> jay-z looks like an inflated latex mask
23:56:00 <Doodle> like stuck on a helium tank for too long
23:56:00 <yinsy> I'm getting scared
23:57:00 <couleurs> i got 99 problems but a wella wella hmph ain't 1
23:57:00 <Doodle> pshhhhhhhhhhhhht
23:57:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahaha
23:57:00 <couleurs> i can't stop
23:57:00 <amelia> pls never stop
23:59:00 <yinsy> Does anyone drive a mitsubishi?
23:59:00 <amelia> ye
23:59:00 <amelia> my mama
23:59:00 <couleurs> MiTSuBiCHi
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