// #melbourne — 2016-08-12
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00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus… there are about 9 bazillion bat… flying around :
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> non pokemon bats
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup wif that
00:03:00 <couleurs> RiP Batmen
00:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:10:00 <TheRiddler> wolverine or 2 batmen
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> all 3
00:12:00 <Maurice> I don't understand how one head can have so much snot
00:14:00 <TheRiddler> watching ppl play 7 days to die
00:14:00 <TheRiddler> give them a vapodrop
00:14:00 <dematerialised> connect a high pressure fire hose to their nostril
00:15:00 <Maurice> I don't want a fire hose attached to my nose
00:15:00 <dematerialised> i still think it's a good idea
00:20:00 <ShoeDoctor> Maurice are you in the market for a new pair of shoes by any chance?
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, she needs a new nose cuntox
00:22:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/a/fnV6F
00:23:00 <dematerialised> what does swedish cream taste like
00:23:00 <couleurs> ;)
00:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
00:24:00 <dematerialised> TGIF
00:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
00:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> me last mothers group meet up
00:25:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKM1AAzeRCg
00:25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hulk Hogan - Real American HD (Official Video) Views: 1,641,751 Uploader: Universal Videos Uploaded: Oct 28, 2012 Duration: 3m22s Rating: 4.77
00:25:00 <Maurice> I never went to 1 mothers group ever
00:25:00 <dematerialised> you never got your Cert IV in Mothership
00:26:00 <Maurice> I'm ok with that
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem - america fuck yeah
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah im regretting being all committed...
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i stayed at home and did fuck all today and it was THE BEST
00:26:00 <Maurice> Mostly I didn't go coz my sister and I were preg at the same time with all 3 kids and one of my friends was too
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok not fuck all… stuff and things…. but nothing major
00:27:00 <Maurice> I spent today in bed
00:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah there is a 6 year age gap wif me kids… all my friends work full time….
00:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can do the gig for 6 months…. then im back to work… yew!
00:27:00 <Maurice> My eldest is 4 weeks older than my neice
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice!
00:28:00 <Maurice> They're in the same classes at school, I feel sorry for their teachers
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think I was the last one in my group of close friends to have kids
00:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> then ooops i did it again
00:32:00 <Serenity> i was one of the first
00:32:00 <Maurice> I love watching the real housewives shows, they make drama out of nothing
00:32:00 <Serenity> now all my friends are having babies and im over here with an 11 and almost 9 year old
00:32:00 <Serenity> like suck shit bitches
00:32:00 <Maurice> I was the 2nd, the first one had her kid at 16
00:32:00 <Serenity> i was 19
00:33:00 <Maurice> One of our group is lesbian so she's just sitting over there with her gf and a puppy
00:33:00 <Serenity> im just glad i get to go to bed and sleep all night
00:33:00 <Maurice> Same
00:34:00 <Tim-Sim> Is the lesbian good looking?
00:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah ease up :P
00:34:00 <Maurice> Does it matter? It's not like you'd get a chance
00:34:00 <Serenity> lesbians are only acceptable if they are good looking
00:34:00 <Serenity> duh
00:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> a lesbain couple i know are busting to have kids…im like are you fucking kidding me… kids suck
00:34:00 <Clarkson> and lyrical bitch I'm bout the nicest
00:35:00 <Maurice> It's ok katatonic_kate01, one of my friends has a kid the same age as mine (yr 8) and a kid in yr 6 and a 4 week old baby and she's older than me
00:35:00 <Tim-Sim> I'm just trying to picture it, that's all. Don't be so sterotypical
00:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh sucked in! I hope she drinks
00:35:00 <Maurice> Sadly I think she does more than that now
00:35:00 <Tim-Sim> Some lesbians are butch
00:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh…
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> I went to buy a bottle of wine a few nights ago… but i’d serously get drunk and pass out ofr about 12 hours LOL
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> for**
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> im saving it for me b/day. Sending the husband + kids away
00:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK YEAH!
00:37:00 <Maurice> You should make them stay home and get a hotel room
00:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’ll prob have one glass of wine and pass out lol
00:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw the husband would bitch and moan too much
00:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> he needs help… rangling children…
00:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> come to think of it… this could end in disaster…. oh well.. i’ll be drunk LOL
00:40:00 <amelia> kate talks like that meme about middle aged mums on fb
00:41:00 <myimmortal> hello my disciples
00:42:00 <amelia> https://66.media.tumblr.com/5ec17282f573af088d9d1272e556f1ca/tumblr_nxrqyxZww01uklm8eo1_500.png
00:42:00 <amelia> dats you kate
00:43:00 <couleurs> SO true, Amelia ;)
00:43:00 <couleurs> the last 1 typing in all caps is Picard irl
00:43:00 <amelia> cereals, youre such a wild,card!
00:45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:47:00 <Maurice> I have the urge to make brownies
00:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> middle aged
00:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> get fucked
00:50:00 <amelia> calm down Sharon
00:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i will not tween
00:52:00 <ShoeDoctor> katatonic_kate01 hi
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> smd dr shoe
00:55:00 <myimmortal> katatonic_kate01 you are like an old maid on irc
00:56:00 <myimmortal> creme de la creme of veterans
00:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:57:00 <ShoeDoctor> indeed myimmortal
00:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off that lax
00:57:00 <ShoeDoctor> myimmortal it is me
00:57:00 <ShoeDoctor> the great charisma
00:57:00 <ShoeDoctor> The 1st breast feedian
00:58:00 <myimmortal> lolol charisma tell katatonic kate she is old
00:58:00 <Tim-Sim> Has anybody else noticed that the insides of ferrero rocher is suspiciously similar to nutella?
00:58:00 <ShoeDoctor> kate is a nice name
00:59:00 <ShoeDoctor> shame she's the youtube sensation katatonic_kate01 the vegemite queen
00:59:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/awVZw18_700b.jpg
01:01:00 <amelia> BeRMaN
01:05:00 <Maurice> Er, my kid liked a pic on fb 3 mins ago
01:05:00 <Maurice> I sent him to bed an hour ago
01:05:00 <Doodle> sprung
01:06:00 <Maurice> Little fucker
01:08:00 <Doodle> found a new sticker for me car
01:08:00 <Doodle> http://cdn3.pressroomvip.com/wp-content/uploads/1hqeb1j.jpg
01:09:00 <Maurice> Hot
01:11:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/awVZWzQ_700b.jpg for amelia
01:11:00 <TheRiddler> :p
01:12:00 <amelia> ahahaha her nerdy cute face
01:13:00 <TheRiddler> lol yeah
01:26:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
01:59:00 <ShoeDoctor> dematerialised hi
14:04:00 <TheRiddler> http://tenplay.com.au/news/national/august/rare-harry-potter-misprint-set-to-fetch-top-dollar-at-auction\
14:04:00 <TheRiddler> http://tenplay.com.au/news/national/august/rare-harry-potter-misprint-set-to-fetch-top-dollar-at-auction
14:17:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a9Yqw80_700b.jpg
14:39:00 <breaker> TheRiddler, I have to ask you.. What was with you jerking off into a fake soft egg and sliding a butt-plug into your bum hole?
14:40:00 <breaker> And at the end.. sniffing/looking at that same butt-plug.
14:40:00 <TheRiddler> why do you hate women?
14:40:00 <breaker> I don't.
14:41:00 <TheRiddler> why do you hate women on irc
14:44:00 <doctor> Who needs reasons!?
14:45:00 <doctor> No nods of approval?
14:45:00 <doctor> Fuck ya's then
14:48:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
14:48:00 <TheRiddler> http://tenplay.com.au/news/national/august/rare-harry-potter-misprint-set-to-fetch-top-dollar-at-auction
14:49:00 <Serenity> calm down sonny
14:49:00 <doctor> I love a good exit, but thank you
14:49:00 <faux> hey ash
14:50:00 <faux> you are the only polite person here
14:50:00 <doctor> Sometimes I just need to fall flat on my face to gain my composure
14:50:00 <doctor> hai faux
14:50:00 <faux> lolll
14:50:00 <faux> hi doc
14:51:00 <faux> ash can you summarise the HP link i genuinely cbf reading it
14:51:00 <doctor> don't mind the flipped coffee table and broken lamp
14:51:00 <doctor> oh, and fire
14:51:00 <doctor> we've sorted it all out now
14:51:00 <faux> oh good
14:52:00 <doctor> yeah, things were said and stuff was done but I think we're all better for it now
14:53:00 <TheRiddler> 500 first editions have a misprint on 1 of the pages
14:54:00 <TheRiddler> and expects to sell for 35k
14:54:00 <Serenity> https://imgflip.com/readImage?iid=17540208
14:54:00 <Serenity> me rn
14:54:00 <faux> is the misprint naughty
14:55:00 <TheRiddler> A rare copy of Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone is expected to fetch around $35k when it goes up for auction in November.
14:55:00 <TheRiddler> One of only 500 copies, the first edition of the book contains a noticeable mistake on page 53 of the first Potter novel.
14:55:00 <TheRiddler> The mistake? A repetition of ‘1 wand’ in Harry’s list of supplies for his schooling years at Hogwarts.
14:55:00 <Doodle> :o
14:55:00 <faux> .
14:55:00 <faux> lol
14:55:00 <TheRiddler> oh it's only 1 copy found so far
14:56:00 <faux> i wouldnt spend 35k on a book with a misprint
14:56:00 <faux> .
14:56:00 <faux> why are people shit
14:56:00 <faux> i hate everyne today im in a punchy kind of mopd
14:56:00 <faux> mood
14:56:00 <faux> i would actually break someones teeth
14:56:00 <faux> again.
14:57:00 <TheRiddler> I'm sleepy
14:57:00 <Doodle> same faux
14:57:00 <TheRiddler> I finished my 2nd shelf unit yesterday
14:57:00 <Doodle> fk everyone
14:57:00 <TheRiddler> 0[23:07] <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/6fzs2zijxiy3pmt/2016-08-10%2023.01.21.jpg?dl=0
14:57:00 <doctor> Yeah those days are a treat for me
14:58:00 <TheRiddler> wait can you see that?
14:58:00 <TheRiddler> I had 1 tea 1 white choc mocha and a dare double espresso
14:58:00 <breaker> TheRiddler, I have to ask you.. What was with you jerking off into a fake soft egg and sliding a butt-plug into your bum hole?
14:58:00 <breaker> And at the end.. sniffing/looking at that same butt-plug.
15:01:00 <breaker> Ashley from Denmark.. What was it like looking at your own shit on that butt-plug?
15:01:00 <Doodle> dave's favourite vid
15:01:00 <TheRiddler> .
15:01:00 <TheRiddler> must be
15:02:00 <breaker> Doodle fantasies about me watching that video.
15:02:00 <Doodle> i fantasy about it do i
15:02:00 <TheRiddler> you're the only 1 constantly bring it up breaker
15:02:00 <faux> u ok doodie
15:03:00 <Doodle> dandy thx lovely
15:03:00 <Doodle> couldnt be better
15:03:00 <Doodle> over the moon
15:03:00 <TheRiddler> a howdy doodie and a digeriedoo
15:03:00 <Doodle> etc
15:03:00 <Doodle> lmao
15:03:00 <Doodle> highlight of me day
15:03:00 <TheRiddler> lol thanks faux
15:03:00 <faux> doodie pm me
15:03:00 <faux> i cantnclick ur name
15:03:00 <faux> :$
15:03:00 <faux> :/**
15:06:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13895564_1182174581852549_6176121012875886120_n.jpg?oh=728d7c527a8ad44e5549c77f8ff1f3e5&oe=5855603B
15:06:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
15:08:00 <doctor> Autism causes vaccines
16:24:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1200712146646190
16:24:00 <TheRiddler> oops
16:24:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7TKEDQipitxB9ti8/giphy.gif
16:29:00 <breaker> loooooolllllllllllllllllllllll @ faux
16:44:00 <TheRiddler> http://67.media.tumblr.com/e9df84152bae99f917c781c1d1412697/tumblr_naxjyrNdpu1r41unfo1_250.gif
16:54:00 <doctor> hehe kitteh
16:54:00 <breaker> TheRiddler, I have to ask you.. What was with you jerking off into a fake soft egg and sliding a butt-plug into your bum hole?
16:55:00 <breaker> Ashley from Denmark.. What was it like looking at your own shit on that butt-plug?
16:55:00 <doctor> Bored are we? Same
16:55:00 <TheRon> doctor i'm listening to bread
16:56:00 <doctor> im listening to cee lo green
16:56:00 <doctor> reminds me of manny from modern family
16:56:00 <TheRiddler> http://ww1.sinaimg.cn/mw690/5eef6257gw1f5ivusnq88g2078078u0z.gif
16:56:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mkTPgZZXnU
16:56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cee Lo Green - F*ck You (official video) Views: 1,362,212 Uploader: WarnerMusicDenmark Uploaded: Sep 3, 2010 Duration: 3m54s Rating: 4.87
16:57:00 <TheRon> forget you
16:57:00 <doctor> fuck you makes it more real
17:42:00 <LOOPYDOG> sup amelia
17:43:00 <amelia> wots goin on loops
17:44:00 <LOOPYDOG> nuthin much. working . sames same. u?
17:44:00 <amelia> jus chillaxin at the mo
17:45:00 <amelia> still workin same place?
17:46:00 <LOOPYDOG> yeah.. i'll show ya what working on.. its new website for us
17:46:00 <LOOPYDOG> shhh. dont tell no1 its a secret
17:48:00 <LOOPYDOG> but yeah they got me working on it as well as everything else
17:49:00 <amelia> oh nice that'll keep you busy
17:50:00 <LOOPYDOG> keeps me busy
17:50:00 <LOOPYDOG> hehe
17:52:00 <amelia> :)
17:54:00 <Serenity> is LOOPYDOG a troll? I cant work out his/her intentions
17:56:00 <amelia> depends on who you are
17:58:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn m8
17:58:00 <amelia> georgio
17:58:00 <Serenity> thats all i need to know
17:58:00 <Serenity> ty
17:59:00 <georgeandwell> hi amelia
17:59:00 <Serenity> riiiight
18:00:00 <LOOPYDOG> woulda been funny
18:00:00 <LOOPYDOG> anyhooo im off!
18:01:00 <Serenity> im fairly sure thats terri-annes ex brother in law
18:02:00 <Doodle> who
18:02:00 <Serenity> frootloop
18:03:00 <Doodle> is he taking over for her
18:09:00 <TheRon> almost 620!
18:42:00 <WhoMadeWho> i am roasting vegetables
18:42:00 <WhoMadeWho> i wont stop roasting them until they have charred edges
18:42:00 <WhoMadeWho> cuz thats how i likem
18:43:00 <WhoMadeWho> i will add me a big fat juicy cheese kranski towards the end to heat through
18:44:00 <WhoMadeWho> then i will insert the whole lot into my mouthal hole
18:46:00 <TheRon> best roast spuds are roasted in duck fat
18:48:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon faggots
18:49:00 <WhoMadeWho> alas i have no ducks in stock
18:49:00 <WhoMadeWho> if i did..i would put them in a press and squeeze the fat out them
18:49:00 <TheRon> everybody has duck fat
18:51:00 <dematerialised> i bought groceries on the way home from work today, i finally feel like a real man
18:51:00 <TheRon> bacon beer and snags?
18:51:00 <dematerialised> not quite, but fuck i forgot beer again
18:52:00 <dematerialised> just ham and cheese and milk
18:52:00 <dematerialised> the basics
18:52:00 <dematerialised> and im already naked so i cant go back out for beer
18:52:00 <dematerialised> i shall remember tomorrow
18:52:00 <WhoMadeWho> you irc in the nude ?
18:52:00 <dematerialised> i live in the nude
18:52:00 <TheRon> you don't?
18:52:00 <dematerialised> the only time i wear clothes is when i go outside
18:52:00 <dematerialised> which isnt often
18:52:00 <dematerialised> my whole house is covered in skidmarks
18:52:00 <morgoth> Free range
18:53:00 <dematerialised> it's the only way to fly
18:53:00 <WhoMadeWho> when you have guests over....do you prewarn them they are going to be sitting on your poo particles ?
18:53:00 <dematerialised> nope
18:53:00 <dematerialised> they know the risks
18:53:00 <WhoMadeWho> or just rejoice in the knowledge
18:54:00 <dematerialised> we've all shared eachothers germs anyway, im not sure they are phased by possible poo particles
18:54:00 <WhoMadeWho> what about when you are watching redtube and your jolly roger leaks seminal fluid....
18:54:00 <WhoMadeWho> wipe on the cushions ?
18:55:00 <WhoMadeWho> on the curtains maybe
18:55:00 <dematerialised> nah porn watching is strictly contained to the computer room
18:58:00 <TheRon> and her name is veronica
19:03:00 <TheRon> she is watching the detectives
19:04:00 <morgoth> I done something silly before and almost landed my self in trouble
19:05:00 <morgoth> I have a mental illness so i kept calling 000 and saying heroin before hanging up
19:05:00 <morgoth> They come check me to see if i was ok
19:06:00 <dematerialised> that's pretty cool are you 1@?
19:06:00 <dematerialised> 12 even
19:06:00 <TheRon> instead of taking heroin, you are addicted to saying heroin
19:06:00 <dematerialised> i suppose that's ok
19:07:00 <TheRon> boys don't cry
19:09:00 <doctor> Why would a mental illness make you do that?
19:09:00 <morgoth> Because the system is screwing me
19:10:00 <dematerialised> milk has a problem with authority
19:10:00 <morgoth> Nah nah i dont wanna fight
19:11:00 <TheRon> he'd rather fuck than fight
19:12:00 <morgoth> And that fucken cats back
19:12:00 <TheRon> how did he do that
19:13:00 <WhoMadeWho> i remember a long time ago when yahoo was still a force......they had these chat rooms where you could type and also plug in your headphones/microphone and verbalise in the chatroom......and they had this room which was a devoted fight room......where you could just sling shit back n forth.......TWAS HILARIOUS FUN
19:17:00 <amelia> (morgoth) I have a mental illness so i kept calling 000 and saying heroin before hanging up
19:17:00 <amelia> BWAHAHAHAHA
19:17:00 <amelia> wtf
19:17:00 <amelia> wot urged you to do such a thing
19:18:00 <morgoth> Equality
19:18:00 <amelia> I see
19:21:00 <TheRon> is she really going out with him?
19:23:00 <breaker> lol @ amelia trying to hook up with a guy that's already got a gf
19:23:00 <breaker> and hes told you he loves you loooolllllllllllllllllllll
19:23:00 <TheRon> it's only an obstacle
19:24:00 <amelia> huh its not me you dork
19:24:00 <amelia> I'm havin a break from men
19:24:00 <breaker> so you tell us
19:24:00 <TheRon> women?
19:24:00 <TheRon> ")
19:24:00 <doctor> me too
19:24:00 <TheRon> :)
19:24:00 <amelia> no, women are even more annoying
19:24:00 <doctor> People in general are complicated
19:24:00 <amelia> i could not imagine dating another one of me
19:24:00 <morgoth> Welcome to the ex pile
19:25:00 <TheRon> double the wardrobe
19:25:00 <amelia> yes but i think i have more patience with men
19:25:00 <TheRon> Avalon
19:26:00 <doctor> I don't have much patience for being impatient
19:27:00 <amelia> we would never work doctor
19:27:00 <amelia> and not jus cos i am missing a penis
19:27:00 <Clarkson> white also sucks cocks
19:27:00 <doctor> lol
19:28:00 <TheRon> i'd just drop the strides, she'd just dive straight in
19:28:00 <doctor> You never know, we could be quite the catch in a different universe
19:28:00 <amelia> another time, another place... who knows
19:29:00 <doctor> I'm pretty asexual these days anyhow
19:29:00 <TheRon> by choice?
19:29:00 <doctor> I suppose so, but what choice did I have but to make it?
19:30:00 <amelia> asexual is you don't have any want foe sex?
19:30:00 <amelia> for
19:30:00 <doctor> None whatsoever
19:30:00 <amelia> terrible
19:31:00 <TheRon> welcome to the house of fun
19:31:00 <doctor> I guess I've got other things to deal with before I can get back to that issue
19:31:00 <amelia> fairy nuff
19:33:00 <TheRon> oh Vienna!
19:35:00 <doctor> nice one TheRon
19:35:00 <doctor> I like your vibe, it always impresses me
19:35:00 <TheRon> thanks
19:40:00 <TheRon> our house, in the middle of our street
19:41:00 <TheRon> madness
19:45:00 <TheRon> lou reed
19:46:00 <Trevor> aye niggers
19:46:00 <Trevor> whats trackin
19:46:00 <Trevor> bitch im from la
19:49:00 <WhoMadeWho> Los Alamos ?
19:49:00 <TheRon> everybody wants to rule the world
19:49:00 <Trevor> narf
19:51:00 <TheRon> nooch
19:54:00 <TheRon> hey babe take a walk on the wild side
19:55:00 <georgeandwell> r aussies tough or are they closet homos
19:55:00 <TheRon> the aussies only lost to the us by 10
19:58:00 <TheRon> ABC - the look of love
20:01:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: suckiling in for morris
20:01:00 <TheRiddler> yep
20:02:00 <TheRon> goldsack is back
20:02:00 <TheRon> sorry i just like saying goldsack
20:02:00 <WhoMadeWho> ballsack
20:03:00 <TheRon> the single entundre
20:07:00 <TheRon> wuthering heights
20:09:00 <WhoMadeWho> kate bush
20:10:00 <Trevor> i like bush
20:10:00 <Trevor> i dont like kate though
20:11:00 <TheRon> shaven haven
20:12:00 <Trevor> feels like a sea change
20:12:00 <TheRon> it's a lodge
20:13:00 <Trevor> can i cum in your lodge
20:13:00 <Clarkson> cracks the shit that i woke him up
20:13:00 <TheRon> not my lodge
20:13:00 <Trevor> ill even wear a turtle neck wollen jumper
20:14:00 <Trevor> i dont mean to sound like a queer or nothing but i find fire very erotic
20:15:00 <partay> Trevor you concern me
20:15:00 <TheRon> roxy music - more than this
20:15:00 <WhoMadeWho> fire is ok to look at.....but not ok to become one with
20:15:00 <TheRon> burnt sausage
20:16:00 <Trevor> i dont mean to sound like a queer or nothing but id like to make love to you
20:16:00 <WhoMadeWho> im gathering youd have sex with anything that says yes
20:16:00 <WhoMadeWho> including a firepit
20:16:00 <TheRon> anything on 4 legs
20:17:00 <Trevor> yeah yeah nah nah yeah yeah
20:17:00 <WhoMadeWho> time to prepare for couch time in front of the tele here
20:18:00 <Trevor> fucker lives in adelaide, couch time is 24/7
20:19:00 <TheRon> golden years
20:22:00 <TheRon> the cure - lovesong
20:23:00 <partay> push
20:23:00 <partay> down comes the avg channel IQ
20:24:00 <partay> autistic boy is here
20:25:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
20:25:00 <georgeandwell> partay how u call me austic
20:25:00 <TheRon> he is retired
20:25:00 <georgeandwell> when u dont hav a creative bone in ur IT body m8
20:25:00 <georgeandwell> lol
20:26:00 <TheRiddler> .
20:26:00 <partay> hahahaha
20:26:00 <partay> oh georgie
20:27:00 <georgeandwell> hah truth be told
20:27:00 <partay> you are the lulz
20:27:00 <TheRon> it must be love love love
20:27:00 <partay> pure madness
20:27:00 <georgeandwell> partay ever had an priginal idea m8
20:27:00 <georgeandwell> original
20:27:00 <Serenity> pringle idea
20:27:00 <partay> hahaha
20:27:00 <Serenity> mmm pringles
20:27:00 <partay> once you pop
20:28:00 <Serenity> etc
20:28:00 <georgeandwell> sounds like a dud to me u are
20:28:00 <georgeandwell> just some dumb aussie with superiority comples lol
20:28:00 <TheRon> taco flavoured pringles
20:28:00 <partay> TheRon great song.. * now playing *
20:28:00 <georgeandwell> but really is retard
20:28:00 <georgeandwell> what have u done in ur life m8 that is special
20:28:00 <TheRon> he hasn't gone full retard
20:29:00 <georgeandwell> do u hav any talents
20:29:00 <georgeandwell> prob not,.. just aussie superiority complex i see
20:29:00 <georgeandwell> not impress
20:29:00 <partay> nothing apart from my wife, child and successful career and life.. you ?
20:29:00 <Serenity> why are you so racist
20:29:00 <georgeandwell> u watch too much hollywood partay
20:29:00 <partay> hahaha
20:30:00 <partay> actually i dont watch tv
20:30:00 <georgeandwell> go back to ur brad pitt george clooney mate
20:30:00 <partay> lol
20:30:00 <Serenity> and if you hate aussies so much why do you accept the dole
20:30:00 <georgeandwell> u know they play fictional american white idiots?
20:30:00 <TheRon> i could escape this feeling with my china girl
20:30:00 <partay> georgie.. just hates himself
20:30:00 <georgeandwell> u guys are so dumb brainwashed by ur hollywood manure
20:30:00 <georgeandwell> so funny
20:31:00 <Serenity> so because he has a wife and kids he is brainwashed?
20:31:00 <Serenity> is that what you are saying
20:31:00 <georgeandwell> every idiot aussie thinks they are an artist
20:31:00 <georgeandwell> but never create anythinf to show for it..
20:31:00 <partay> georgie is going full retard tonight
20:31:00 <georgeandwell> keep the dream alive m8
20:31:00 <partay> ok thx
20:31:00 <Serenity> why wont he answer me
20:32:00 <partay> lol
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> HE SAID AUTISTIC!
20:32:00 <georgeandwell> cant wait till china takes over australia
20:32:00 <Serenity> ohhhhhh
20:32:00 <georgeandwell> heh
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> wtf idiot
20:32:00 <TheRon> for the lovers of life, and rugby league
20:32:00 <Serenity> he thinks partay said artistic
20:32:00 <georgeandwell> very special then
20:32:00 <Serenity> ROFL
20:32:00 <partay> because georgie is the villiage idiot
20:32:00 <georgeandwell> reality check time
20:32:00 <georgeandwell> lol
20:32:00 <partay> he ex-work mates told me .. He was the laughing stock of the entire place
20:33:00 <TheRiddler> wipe that cum off your screen georgeandwell
20:33:00 <georgeandwell> the fag speaks i see
20:33:00 <Barnacle> <georgeandwell> cant wait till china takes over australia < they already have
20:33:00 <georgeandwell> its a matter of time
20:33:00 <partay> lol
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> sorry china lost
20:34:00 <georgeandwell> aussies r too tough or all artists
20:34:00 <georgeandwell> very high up
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> pauline hansen is back in parliment
20:34:00 <georgeandwell> afl
20:34:00 <partay> hahaha
20:34:00 <georgeandwell> nrl cricket... taken from abos
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> ...
20:34:00 <partay> pauline hates you georgie
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> cricket is from india retard
20:34:00 <georgeandwell> hehe
20:35:00 <georgeandwell> aussies lived a lot time very well off abos
20:35:00 <partay> georgie's national sport is eating dog
20:35:00 <georgeandwell> and began to feel tough and all artist tortured...very deep beautiful souls
20:36:00 <georgeandwell> every aussie i meet is tortured artist
20:36:00 <georgeandwell> paid for by abos
20:36:00 <georgeandwell> never work hard 1 day
20:36:00 <Serenity> go back to whatever country you crawled out of then
20:36:00 <Serenity> ffs
20:36:00 <georgeandwell> i come from england
20:36:00 <georgeandwell> and wales
20:36:00 <partay> Georgie is Korean
20:36:00 <Serenity> so fuck off back there
20:36:00 <georgeandwell> what about u
20:37:00 <georgeandwell> haha
20:37:00 <TheRiddler> georgeandwell is saemon
20:37:00 <Serenity> slag our country our sits there draining the system
20:37:00 <Serenity> g1
20:37:00 <georgeandwell> shut up faggot
20:37:00 <Serenity> out*
20:39:00 <georgeandwell> its not ur country fag
20:39:00 <Clarkson> Pieter fuck off u pedo
20:39:00 <georgeandwell> get it thru ur thick head
20:39:00 <partay> hahahaha
20:39:00 <georgeandwell> never was
20:39:00 <partay> poor georgie
20:39:00 <georgeandwell> never will be its abos
20:39:00 <Barnacle> whos country is it then?
20:39:00 <georgeandwell> fuck u guys are deluded wankers
20:40:00 <Serenity> see ya
20:40:00 <partay> he's extra upset tonight
20:40:00 <Barnacle> dont think this retard realises abbos arnt from australia
20:40:00 <partay> having a small penis never ends well
20:40:00 <Clarkson> can't believe lee saw my tits
20:40:00 <partay> for anyone
20:41:00 <Barnacle> i have 8 inch cock so im fine
20:41:00 <Clarkson> dont people know how to mange their shit
20:41:00 <Barnacle> 8 inch cut
20:41:00 <Maurice> I have an 8 inch cock too
20:41:00 <TheRiddler> show us your tits Clarkson
20:41:00 <Maurice> It's in my bedside drawer
20:41:00 <Clarkson> is fucking unreal
20:41:00 <thestig> so much rainss
20:42:00 <Serenity> down in aaaafriiicaaa
20:42:00 <Barnacle> no rains here
20:42:00 <Barnacle> summer is here
20:44:00 <TheRiddler> hai puddinlia
20:44:00 <TheRiddler> or
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> ameluddin
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> idk
20:45:00 <amelia> alohaaaaa washeh
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin
20:46:00 <amelia> jus cruisinnnn how you
20:46:00 <breaker> TheRiddler, I have to ask you.. What was with you jerking off into a fake soft egg and sliding a butt-plug into your bum hole?
20:46:00 <breaker> And at the end.. sniffing/looking at that same butt-plug.
20:46:00 <breaker> Ashley from Denmark.. What was it like looking at your own shit on that butt-plug?
20:46:00 <partay> that was me
20:47:00 <Serenity> press 1 if you couldnt give even the slightest fuck about ashleys anal activities
20:48:00 <Serenity> 1,1<
20:48:00 <Serenity> 1,1>
20:48:00 <Serenity> 1,1<<<<<0,0>>1,1>>>
20:48:00 <Serenity> 1,1>>>>0,0>>>1,1>>>
20:48:00 <Serenity> 1,1>>>>>0,0>>1,1>>>
20:48:00 <Serenity> 1,1>>>>>0,0<<1,1>>>
20:48:00 <Serenity> 1,1<<<0,0>>>>>0,0>1,1>
20:48:00 <Serenity> incidentally that looks like a massive butt plug
20:48:00 <breaker> Press 2 if you think Sarah has changed into a attention seeker because shes lost all that whale weight?
20:48:00 <amelia> does not giving a fuck include finding it amusing
20:49:00 <Serenity> yes
20:49:00 <amelia> ok 1
20:49:00 <Serenity> I have always been an attention seeker. You lot are the only ones so bothered by my weight loss
20:50:00 <nubbymcnu> Serenity - putting farmers and cadburys out of jobs since 2016
20:50:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
20:50:00 <Serenity> poor bastards
20:50:00 <Serenity> RIP cadbury
20:51:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaha jeezus
20:51:00 <Barnacle> 2
20:51:00 <Serenity> i dont get the farmer thing tho
20:51:00 <Barnacle> but she always was an attention seeker breaker
20:51:00 <Serenity> fat people dont eat vegetables
20:51:00 <Barnacle> actually they do
20:51:00 <nubbymcnu> 2 and a half glasses of dairy milk inside every block
20:51:00 <Barnacle> lindt chocolate
20:52:00 <Doodle> is average
20:52:00 <Serenity> yourmums average
20:52:00 <breaker> Serenity, No one cares that you've lost weight and look like an anorexic thing. It's your whale size that people will always remember you by... and why? because you got no personality.
20:52:00 <Doodle> oh
20:52:00 <Serenity> but you do care
20:52:00 <Barnacle> lol
20:52:00 <Barnacle> here here
20:52:00 <Serenity> because you keep bringing it up
20:52:00 <Barnacle> anorexic i doubt it
20:52:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
20:52:00 <Doodle> dave's having another sook is he
20:52:00 <Barnacle> full body pic please
20:52:00 <amelia> look like an anorexic thing
20:52:00 <Barnacle> until i see that ill be the judge of who is slim and isnt
20:52:00 <amelia> you fuckin twig
20:52:00 <Serenity> roflllll
20:52:00 <TheRiddler> I stuck him on ignore because he's been repeating the same thing over n over
20:52:00 <Serenity> theyre all just upset cause they actually have to think of things to say now
20:52:00 <amelia> I can't stop laughing
20:53:00 <Serenity> rather then LELELE U FAT
20:53:00 <Serenity> LELEL
20:53:00 <Doodle> dave's just pissed cos the only weight he's ever lost went off to bang other people
20:53:00 <Barnacle> you are fat though
20:53:00 <Serenity> oh i so am
20:53:00 <Serenity> HUGE
20:53:00 <Barnacle> maybe on here you arnt fat
20:53:00 <Barnacle> but you are
20:53:00 <amelia> you fat anorexic
20:53:00 <Serenity> yep
20:53:00 <Serenity> massif
20:53:00 <Barnacle> yep
20:53:00 <breaker> Doodle, And yet.. you had her in your room and STILL couldn't bang her.. lolllllllllllll
20:54:00 <Doodle> bite bite
20:54:00 <Doodle> u always bite lol
20:54:00 <Barnacle> did Doodle fuck jen?
20:54:00 <Clarkson> Im not fucking her Bellatrix!
20:54:00 <Doodle> no my dick didnt get eaten off
20:54:00 <breaker> Barnacle, He tried but failed.
20:54:00 <amelia> it is pretty weird that you met her tho
20:54:00 <Doodle> yea i tried to bang her by making her catch a train to ballarat
20:54:00 <Barnacle> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
20:54:00 <amelia> she either hid her insanity really well
20:54:00 <Serenity> worst train ride ever
20:55:00 <amelia> or
20:55:00 <amelia> I have hot chocolate
20:55:00 <Doodle> bascuse me sarah
20:55:00 <nubbymcnu> did you learn nothing from that crazy in sydney with the gun
20:56:00 <nubbymcnu> hot chocolate is antimohammad
20:56:00 <Serenity> excuse you nothing it'd be like catching a train to antarctica
20:56:00 <Serenity> WORST TRAIN RIDE EVER
20:56:00 <amelia> I'm safe its in ma house
20:56:00 <Doodle> ye but i'm here
20:56:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aL9v58g_700b.jpg
20:56:00 <nubbymcnu> you are inviting isis into your own home
20:56:00 <Serenity> ok fine that parts worth it
20:56:00 <amelia> all those girls are missing asses
20:57:00 <Doodle> theyre in my freezer amelia
20:57:00 <Doodle> they make good bike racks
20:57:00 <amelia> oh its the same girl
20:57:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aL9v71V_460sv.mp4
20:57:00 <amelia> ISIS are welcome for a cup of tea
20:57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:58:00 <amelia> that dog is breaker
20:58:00 <amelia> except breaker is not cute
20:58:00 <Serenity> wtf is wrong with it
20:58:00 <amelia> hes just antsy leaf him alone
20:59:00 <Serenity> dogs freak me out
20:59:00 <amelia> ...
20:59:00 <amelia> you cannot be trusted
20:59:00 <Serenity> YOU cant
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/awVz1EB_700b_v1.jpg
20:59:00 <amelia> whale weight loser fat anorexic attention seeker
20:59:00 <Serenity> dog people are 100x more strange than cat people
20:59:00 <Serenity> LOL
20:59:00 <Doodle> agreed
20:59:00 <amelia> DEF NOT
20:59:00 <Doodle> cant stand dog ppl
20:59:00 <Serenity> WWLFAAS
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> how about these
20:59:00 <amelia> AAHHAHAAH
21:00:00 <amelia> ash find one with some ass
21:00:00 <Clarkson> You need to have sex to get Hep
21:00:00 <amelia> cat people are pieces of shit
21:00:00 <Doodle> lol no u dont clarky
21:00:00 <Clarkson> diet of cum
21:00:00 <amelia> lonely losers
21:00:00 <Serenity> how dare you
21:00:00 <Doodle> oh
21:01:00 <Serenity> my ex's partner carriers their dog around in a fucking carrier thing like a baby
21:01:00 <Serenity> carries**
21:01:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13912834_10157341101355341_5805575004251351869_n.jpg?oh=03389d7fab0c8cd8f7eb9349561a76cb&oe=5821F482
21:01:00 <amelia> ok thats weird
21:01:00 <Barnacle> cat people are weird
21:01:00 <Barnacle> and have dad issues
21:01:00 <Barnacle> and are sluts
21:02:00 <amelia> Barnacle is speaking sense
21:02:00 <Serenity> doodle you dad issue having slut
21:02:00 <amelia> cat people are definitely sluts
21:02:00 <Clarkson> i would eat the fuck out of that brownie
21:02:00 <Barnacle> they are
21:02:00 <Doodle> lol
21:02:00 <Barnacle> every girl ive known that is into cats is one
21:02:00 <Barnacle> and got dad problems
21:02:00 <amelia> thats enough proof to convince me
21:02:00 <Barnacle> dog girls are much better
21:03:00 <Barnacle> more stable
21:03:00 <Doodle> sllllp
21:03:00 <Barnacle> also cat girls are unstable
21:03:00 <Serenity> lol
21:03:00 <Barnacle> pretty much all bipolar
21:03:00 <amelia> 2 girls is more than enough evidence
21:03:00 <Doodle> suck a bit harder m8
21:03:00 <Barnacle> or on meds of some sort
21:03:00 <amelia> yes dog girls are very intelligent I've been told
21:03:00 <Barnacle> yes
21:03:00 <Doodle> my ex was a dog girl
21:03:00 <amelia> and are cute
21:03:00 <Barnacle> some
21:03:00 <Doodle> ....
21:03:00 <Serenity> calm down amelia your giant head wont fit thru the door soon
21:03:00 <Doodle> so they cant be intelligent
21:04:00 <Barnacle> i would agree that cat girls are smarter
21:04:00 <nubbymcnu> http://www.farrahgray.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Robel-Kiros-Habte.jpg
21:04:00 <nubbymcnu> this guy
21:04:00 <amelia> ok Barnacle is talking nonsense now
21:04:00 <Doodle> now
21:04:00 <Serenity> how the fuck did that guy get in the olympics
21:04:00 <nubbymcnu> surprisingly came 59th out of 59
21:04:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHA
21:04:00 <nubbymcnu> he's from ethiopia
21:04:00 <Doodle> because he trained
21:04:00 <Doodle> and he has every right to be there
21:04:00 <Barnacle> cat girls are well trained in cock sucking too
21:04:00 <nubbymcnu> so i'm asking how the fuck he found that much food in the first place
21:04:00 <Serenity> he came last out of 59 people he cant have trained that well
21:04:00 <amelia> how is he so fat from Ethiopia
21:05:00 <Serenity> by a lap and a half
21:05:00 <Barnacle> ethiopia isnt in famine
21:05:00 <nubbymcnu> wait
21:05:00 <nubbymcnu> he's black
21:05:00 <nubbymcnu> stole it
21:06:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a84GZMZ_460s_v2.jpg
21:06:00 <Doodle> when u see a plus size model do u go 'how the fuck did that fat bitch become a model'
21:06:00 <Clarkson> i like wiping my dick on expensive shit
21:06:00 <Serenity> is 9gag the new 4chan?
21:06:00 <Serenity> i do sometimes yes
21:06:00 <Doodle> no you don't you jump on the body shaming bandwagon i've seen you
21:06:00 <Barnacle> <@Doodle> when u see a plus size model do u go 'how the fuck did that fat bitch become a model' < they arnt models
21:06:00 <Serenity> you fucking havent lol
21:07:00 <Doodle> fk its a curse having a good memory sometimes
21:07:00 <ShadowLurker> https://67.media.tumblr.com/08ab3830b76dbe53a3636ab3e928159a/tumblr_o2qv4sEpfb1t00tcmo2_400.gif
21:07:00 <amelia> body shaming fat or skinny
21:07:00 <amelia> her top is undone
21:08:00 <amelia> why has no one told her
21:08:00 <Serenity> how embarrassing
21:09:00 <Doodle> i wouldnt tell her
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> not really
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> it's like a shitty 4chan
21:09:00 <Doodle> i let a friend of mine go out clubbing in a see through top after she asked me if it was see through
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> hai Fiona
21:09:00 <Doodle> we're no longer friends
21:09:00 <amelia> worst friend ever
21:09:00 <Serenity> i had a friend who used to send me 9gag links all the time
21:09:00 <Doodle> it was nice to look at
21:09:00 <Serenity> it was like being in a time warp cause most of it was 4chan crap
21:09:00 <amelia> shit friend
21:09:00 <Doodle> she was
21:09:00 <amelia> selfish
21:10:00 <Doodle> yup
21:10:00 <amelia> never seen tits before
21:10:00 <Doodle> ye she had
21:10:00 <amelia> took advantage
21:10:00 <amelia> shit friend
21:10:00 <Doodle> oh boo fucken hoo someone saw your tits
21:10:00 <Serenity> how long ago was this Doodle im fairly sure i remember you telling this story when it happened
21:10:00 <Serenity> lol
21:10:00 <Doodle> like 10 years ago
21:10:00 <Doodle> maybe more
21:11:00 <Doodle> theyre probably dragging on the ground now
21:11:00 <amelia> if she wanted someone to see her tits, she wouldn't ask you if the top was see thru
21:11:00 <amelia> edeat
21:11:00 <Doodle> yeah right
21:11:00 <Serenity> pre sure unless his friends name is stevie she could have seen herself if it was see through
21:11:00 <Doodle> lmao
21:11:00 <amelia> no
21:11:00 <Doodle> we could all see
21:11:00 <Doodle> it was gr8
21:12:00 <amelia> you cant always see proper
21:12:00 <Doodle> well no i could imagine it would be difficult for u amelia
21:12:00 <Doodle> but she wasnt as well endowed
21:12:00 <Doodle> in other words her tits were in the same room as her when she checked
21:12:00 <partay> ok ladies.. robot is here
21:13:00 <amelia> ...
21:13:00 <nubbymcnu> remove them from the original packaging, their value goes down
21:13:00 <Doodle> ^_^
21:13:00 <nubbymcnu> http://i.imgur.com/enYnN8K.gifv
21:13:00 <amelia> hai wobotz
21:14:00 <Doodle> Fiona sucks
21:14:00 <breaker> So does your mum.
21:14:00 <breaker> looooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:15:00 <breaker> oWned Ballarat boy!
21:15:00 <breaker> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
21:15:00 <breaker> lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
21:15:00 <Serenity> oh my god the last two weeks we've been getting mail for the same lady here but most of them didnt have return addresses so i looked up the last name on fb and found her daughter haha
21:15:00 <Serenity> love da internet
21:15:00 <Doodle> is she hot
21:16:00 <Serenity> not really
21:16:00 <Doodle> oh
21:16:00 <Serenity> she looks like a lesbian
21:16:00 <robot> hey
21:16:00 <Clarkson> have a fart its an art
21:16:00 <Doodle> ok carry on
21:16:00 <partay> invite her to irc
21:16:00 <Doodle> no
21:16:00 <Doodle> we dont need any more lesbians in here
21:16:00 <Serenity> ah no
21:16:00 <partay> give her Doodle's pic
21:16:00 <partay> bound to work
21:17:00 <Doodle> there are far too many already
21:17:00 <ShadowLurker> https://67.media.tumblr.com/1fbf59c9cf48b830143235798bdaa825/tumblr_nz1yroqjS31unt9vko1_400.gif
21:17:00 <Doodle> mmm
21:17:00 <thestig> sporkethhh
21:18:00 <partay> ShadowLurker thank you for re-centring the channel... we were straying from our purpose
21:21:00 <Doodle> poor dave flipping out in pm over his rotten cock
21:21:00 <Doodle> must suck to have so many std's
21:21:00 <Doodle> all from one girl
21:21:00 <couleurs> Hi All
21:21:00 <Doodle> hai couleurs
21:21:00 <ShadowLurker> https://65.media.tumblr.com/7a2a884f0063489620707ad652512ade/tumblr_obo2hisQBt1qb1t2go1_400.jpg
21:22:00 <Doodle> she needs new blinds
21:23:00 <TheRiddler> hai couleurs
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> https://victorkenned.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/foot.gif
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> for you
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7TKEDQipitxB9ti8/giphy.gif
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> also this 1
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/IiYQyJZyErX3O/giphy.gif
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> https://45.media.tumblr.com/01c9df052a5dca72a2a29184c265bcac/tumblr_ncqg5y6Y0F1r8gnp6o1_250.gif
21:28:00 <TheRiddler> https://45.media.tumblr.com/ffb755c976fbd040a228743ab9631c03/tumblr_n74z2cQxIK1rx8ozro1_400.gif also I didn't realise this 1 was a goal celebration lol
21:29:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/26AHR89oeUMCxx22Q/giphy.gif
21:29:00 <TheRiddler> ok I'm done
21:30:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlGU4rjXebzoJSE/giphy.gif this 1 is for amelia
21:31:00 <Doodle> WAIT
21:31:00 <amelia> awwww puppy
21:31:00 <Doodle> U SAID U WERE DONE
21:31:00 <Doodle> WHAT IS THIS
21:32:00 <robot> amelia eats puppies in burritos
21:32:00 <amelia> I WOULD NEFFA
21:32:00 <amelia> puppies are for cuddling not eating
21:32:00 <Doodle> [21:32] <amelia> puppies are for training and cleaning up after
21:32:00 <Doodle> fixed
21:33:00 <amelia> cats are for kicking
21:33:00 <robot> <amelia> i am a bighead
21:33:00 <Doodle> my cat would eat u alive
21:33:00 <robot> <amelia> i have a huuuuuuuge head.
21:33:00 <Doodle> then again so would i
21:33:00 <Doodle> but still
21:34:00 <amelia> I do haf a big head
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> http://giphy.com/gifs/JCxlPuxQXjGDe
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> here's another dog
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:34:00 <amelia> fuckin weird dog
21:34:00 <robot> O <--- anelias head . <-- rest of amelia
21:35:00 <Doodle> ANELIA
21:35:00 <Doodle> anelia down and sucka u cock
21:35:00 <amelia> stop picking @ me
21:35:00 <amelia> you fuckin perfect jerks
21:35:00 <Doodle> theyre picking on u i'm just being filthy
21:35:00 <Doodle> like i always do
21:35:00 <amelia> 2x stupid sluts
21:36:00 <Doodle> excuse me?
21:36:00 <amelia> :(
21:36:00 <robot> she's talking aabout me
21:36:00 <robot> twice
21:36:00 <Doodle> i should hope so
21:36:00 <amelia> i am
21:37:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ali Dee And The Deekompressors - Go Speed Racer Go.mp3 (7.79MB 320kbps Stereo 3:24)
21:37:00 <Doodle> can someone have a shower and do my homework for me pls
21:38:00 <amelia> def not
21:38:00 <Doodle> why not
21:38:00 <amelia> I haf my freakin waxing appointment 9pm
21:38:00 <Doodle> thats ages away
21:38:00 <Doodle> you can get 2hrs of my homework done before then
21:38:00 <Doodle> oh 1hr
21:38:00 <amelia> study is boring
21:38:00 <Doodle> fucking spastic time
21:39:00 <Doodle> not all of it
21:39:00 <Doodle> this is statistics, its pretty exciting
21:39:00 <amelia> ...
21:39:00 <partay> study is great
21:39:00 <Doodle> mkt trends
21:39:00 <amelia> 100% not exciting
21:39:00 <Doodle> its pretty exciting knowing what you'll all be buying next year
21:39:00 <partay> Doodle there might be a job at the ABS for you
21:40:00 <Doodle> they wont pay me enough
21:40:00 <amelia> 10/10 amelias would say no to doing your homework
21:40:00 <Doodle> private sector is worth twice as much
21:40:00 <amelia> how you like dem statz
21:40:00 <Doodle> lol
21:40:00 <partay> if you like minimum wage they are good statz
21:40:00 <Doodle> i already know what amelia will be buying next year
21:40:00 <Doodle> dog food and ready cook meals for one
21:41:00 <amelia> don't pretend to know my financial situation partay
21:41:00 <partay> im not pretending
21:41:00 <amelia> I'm not demat, i cook my dinner thanks
21:41:00 <Doodle> ok then
21:41:00 <partay> Doodle just remember the litttle people when you make it to the top
21:41:00 <Doodle> dog food and tupperware to freeze all the leftovers
21:41:00 <Doodle> fuck them all partay
21:42:00 <Doodle> fuck them all to hades
21:42:00 <amelia> what do you buy Doodle
21:42:00 <partay> spoken like a true capitalist
21:42:00 <amelia> all the great things you buy that makes your life so great
21:42:00 <Doodle> mie goreng and cat food amelia
21:42:00 <Doodle> and petrol
21:42:00 <Doodle> and insurance
21:42:00 <partay> and more bitch magnets
21:42:00 <Clarkson> lol they don't like blacks or gays in russia
21:42:00 <partay> one for each type of crazy
21:43:00 <Doodle> i'm not buying another car for 3 years
21:43:00 <Doodle> :(
21:43:00 <Doodle> its quite distressing
21:43:00 <amelia> bitch magnets
21:43:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahahahahahhaahahaha
21:43:00 <amelia> yeah thats definitely working out well for him
21:44:00 <Doodle> lol i never said i bought it to pick up chix
21:44:00 <Doodle> cos that has NEVER worked for me
21:44:00 <Doodle> i'd have more luck picking up blokes
21:47:00 <partay> I went to the Royal Show today... MILF heaven
21:50:00 <couleurs> n e pics
21:52:00 <partay> no creep shots no
21:55:00 <couleurs> phew
21:56:00 <couleurs> where's me buddy dematerialised i just watched mr robot and it was amasing again a 9/10 tiggieroons
21:56:00 <robot> thank
21:57:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
21:58:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9j8RGTqju0
21:58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Ibiza Deep Summer Remix 2015) Views: 55,899,889 Uploader: MrFuckYotube Uploaded: Jul 5, 2015 Duration: 5m36s Rating: 4.77
22:01:00 <faux> MrFuckYoTube
22:01:00 <faux> what a turd
22:01:00 <Clarkson> queer gay ant
22:01:00 <faux> ye
22:01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:01:00 <faux> u tell em clarkson
22:01:00 <Clarkson> y did u post a turd to peeps on fb
22:01:00 <faux> oh
22:01:00 <faux> tellin all me secrets clarky
22:01:00 <Clarkson> I definitely type like a retard
22:02:00 <couleurs> agreed
22:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
22:13:00 <couleurs> pops n' roks
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
22:14:00 <TheRiddler> clarky wants to tell you a secret
22:14:00 <Clarkson> eX if your a fat bastard its probably not a bad idea
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u *waves*
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
22:26:00 <dematerialised> couleurs I am back I was working i am now going to watch master kitchenhands wish me luck
22:43:00 <couleurs> ok goosluek
22:57:00 <Trevor> weird my armpit smells like vagina
22:57:00 <Trevor> i guess i could be a cunt
22:57:00 <Clarkson> just da sluts
22:58:00 <Doodle> McLaren
22:58:00 <Doodle> What can you do in less than 3 seconds?
22:58:00 <Doodle> The Art of the F1 Pitstop
22:58:00 <Doodle> David Saint Ask my wife
22:59:00 <TheRiddler> you dont know what a vagina smells like Trevor
23:00:00 <Trevor> yeah? well it is common knowledge you're a bit slow, ashley. You probably don't know what smell is.
23:00:00 <Trevor> i'll give you a hint: your apartment.
23:02:00 <TheRiddler> .
23:02:00 <Doodle> o dats a sik burn
23:02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:02:00 <Doodle> u wan sum burn creme TheRiddler
23:02:00 <TheRiddler> no I'm afraid it might smell funky and I wont know
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:03:00 <Trevor> *queue teenagers saying "ooooooooh"*
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle ^ 5
23:03:00 <Doodle> ^1
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> then trevor will say that smells like my armpit
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah wouldn’t mind a stiff 1
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> and I'd be stuck with trevor armpit smell
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> :(
23:04:00 <Trevor> it puts the lotion on or else it gets the hose again
23:04:00 <Doodle> Trevor when he gets on irc: https://www.facebook.com/822081807892662/videos/833604613407048/
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re really here for fat chicks arnt you trevor
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you can skin them, and then wear their skin
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> YOU SICK FUCK!
23:04:00 <Trevor> i like the 80s hip hop tracksuit fit
23:05:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Goodbye Horses - Q Lazzarus" [Spotify]
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> lol that video
23:05:00 <Trevor> brb sleeping
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahah @ good by horses!
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO @ doodle ^5
23:06:00 <Doodle> bokbokbbokkbokkbbokkkkbbbokkbok
23:07:00 <TheRiddler> census is back up
23:07:00 <Trevor> *queue teenagers saying "ooooooooh"*
23:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> already did mine…
23:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> WINNING!
23:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> and I didn’t even bitch about it on FB
23:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> WINNING
23:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> do i win an award?
23:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i request cake!
23:09:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/cAvqVdR.gifv
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
23:16:00 <Serenity> i cant decide if im hungry or cold
23:16:00 <Serenity> or tired
23:16:00 <Serenity> wah
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> all of the above?
23:20:00 <dematerialised> couleurs it is a solid 9.8 out of 10 tiggiers
23:20:00 <couleurs> thank u
23:20:00 <couleurs> THE START WAS AMASING
23:20:00 <couleurs> FUCKING ALF
23:20:00 <couleurs> ALF
23:20:00 <dematerialised> the start had me going what the actual fuck is going on
23:20:00 <dematerialised> lol
23:20:00 <couleurs> aaaaa llll fffff
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> have a hot chocolate serenity….. will fix everything
23:21:00 <couleurs> holy shit imagine turning on your tv 5 mins late when you watching it live in the states
23:21:00 <Clarkson> [05:25:47] n say fuck the world a lot
23:21:00 <dematerialised> haha yeah
23:21:00 <Serenity> prob kate
23:21:00 <Serenity> cbf
23:21:00 <Serenity> lol
23:21:00 <couleurs> am i high? nope wait what
23:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:21:00 <dematerialised> "what is this shit why is mr robot not on and why is mr robot in this show?"
23:21:00 <couleurs> alf is mr robot confirmed
23:21:00 <dematerialised> confirmed
23:22:00 <couleurs> it was gr8
23:22:00 <dematerialised> LOL
23:22:00 <dematerialised> have you seen the FB cover pic
23:22:00 <dematerialised> ?
23:22:00 <couleurs> last week was WTF in a completely different way
23:22:00 <couleurs> yea
23:22:00 <dematerialised> those funny fuckers
23:22:00 <couleurs> it's so good
23:24:00 <couleurs> c u @ next week
23:24:00 <dematerialised> ok cu bye bye'
23:24:00 <couleurs> 4 the show......
23:27:00 <Serenity> Always wait 5 1/2 hours
23:41:00 <TheRiddler> ok done
23:42:00 <TheRiddler> what a failure of a census
23:42:00 <dematerialised> you're a failure of a census
23:42:00 <TheRiddler> yes
23:42:00 <dematerialised> did you read about it snowing at bluff knoll?
23:42:00 <dematerialised> and see the vid
23:42:00 <dematerialised> or the couple?
23:42:00 <dematerialised> of*
23:43:00 <TheRiddler> nope
23:44:00 <dematerialised> apparently it was decent
23:45:00 <ShoeDoctor> Hi
23:45:00 <TheRiddler> cool
23:46:00 <TheRiddler> thanks for reminding me ShoeDoctor I need to find some arch supports
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need to get some new shoes
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> some new tigers…
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure if i should just get them online (as i know my size and have about 4 pairs) or go to a physical shop
23:49:00 <ShoeDoctor> Time to visit the shoe doctor people
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