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00:00:00 <lucyS2amelia> dats a seal sound you stupid slut
00:02:00 <Doodle> lol
00:02:00 <Doodle> harsh
00:04:00 <lucyS2amelia> hai doodietoodie
00:04:00 <Doodle> sup gertie
00:04:00 <couleurs> shut the hell up ugly lucy!!!!!!!!!!
00:04:00 <Clarkson> haha no dude i wish fucking octopus..
00:05:00 <lucyS2amelia> u r gonna pay for that fyi
00:05:00 <Doodle> who is lucy
00:06:00 <lucyS2amelia> my gf
00:06:00 <Doodle> oh
00:06:00 <Doodle> theres only one lucy i know, is it her?
00:06:00 <lucyS2amelia> depends if it de same one i know
00:06:00 <robot> u dont know her she goes to another school
00:06:00 <lucyS2amelia> if so, yes
00:07:00 <Doodle> http://static7.boobsternewscenter.com:8080/wp-content/gallery/lucy_wilde1401/lucy_wilde4.jpg
00:07:00 <lucyS2amelia> ok no
00:07:00 <lucyS2amelia> diff lucy
00:07:00 <Doodle> oh good
00:07:00 <lucyS2amelia> fuckin death by titties
00:07:00 <Doodle> i'm still in with a chance then
00:07:00 <Doodle> yeeeee
00:08:00 <robot> loll death by titties
00:08:00 <Doodle> i wouldnt even be mad
00:08:00 <couleurs> :)
00:08:00 <robot> u wouldnt wanna have a tongue piercing tho or they might pop
00:09:00 <lucyS2amelia> do you have tongue piercing
00:09:00 <robot> no
00:09:00 <Doodle> lol
00:10:00 <Doodle> http://goodlyboobies.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Lucy-Wild-aka-Busty-Buffy-the-massive-tits-teen-46.gif
00:10:00 <Doodle> wheeeeeeeeee
00:10:00 <Doodle> they look like space hoppers
00:10:00 <lucyS2amelia> thnx TheRiddler
00:10:00 <lucyS2amelia> I mean Doodle
00:10:00 <Doodle> ahaha
00:10:00 <Doodle> ok i'm done now
00:10:00 <Doodle> forever
00:11:00 <lucyS2amelia> how are fake titties so jiggly
00:11:00 <Doodle> those arent fake
00:11:00 <lucyS2amelia> wot
00:11:00 <Trevor> fake tits are ace
00:11:00 <lucyS2amelia> she is tiny
00:11:00 <Doodle> ye
00:11:00 <Doodle> I KNOW
00:12:00 <Doodle> right
00:12:00 <lucyS2amelia> how the fuck is she not hunchback of xvideos.com
00:12:00 <lucyS2amelia> insane
00:12:00 <Doodle> she gets men to hold them for her
00:12:00 <Trevor> tough life eh
00:13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:13:00 <TheRiddler> she's always on her back? :P
00:13:00 <lucyS2amelia> massive
00:13:00 <Doodle> good times
00:14:00 <Trevor> cunts probably wrecked aye
00:14:00 <Doodle> probably
00:14:00 <lucyS2amelia> oh there is no doubt
00:15:00 <Doodle> u just squeeze her boobs together and go to town
00:15:00 <Doodle> jeez
00:15:00 <lucyS2amelia> ...
00:15:00 <Doodle> u dont need an entire workup of her vagina
00:15:00 <lucyS2amelia> has ash taken over your fingers or something
00:15:00 <Doodle> wut no
00:16:00 <Doodle> i'm a bit drunk tho and i dont usually drink
00:16:00 <lucyS2amelia> i feel like you are channeling your inner-ash
00:16:00 <lucyS2amelia> did you has a vodka cruiser
00:16:00 <Trevor> wot do u drink m8
00:16:00 <Doodle> umm
00:16:00 <Doodle> i had scotch mainly
00:16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:16:00 <TheRiddler> I'm drinking too
00:16:00 <Doodle> and then vodka
00:16:00 <Doodle> and then cake
00:17:00 <Trevor> well the thing about cunts aye
00:17:00 <Trevor> is that a cunt should be as happy as you aye
00:17:00 <Clarkson> i aint troll mate. you are troll, you kicked in with your shit, you call people scum. you snipe. now stfu and take it like a little bitch
00:17:00 <lucyS2amelia> was kate with u
00:17:00 <Trevor> so you kinda wanna dick it
00:17:00 <Doodle> neg
00:17:00 <Trevor> but when the cunts wrecked, no matter how much you dick around, things wont get done
00:17:00 <Doodle> ok ty 4 the heads up
00:17:00 <Trevor> yw
00:18:00 <lucyS2amelia> wise words of wisdom trev m8
00:18:00 <Doodle> u sound like my drunk neighbour when i was a little kid explaining sex to all the kids in the street after a woman has a baby
00:18:00 <Trevor> shuttup cunt before i dick u
00:18:00 <Doodle> THE TWAT CHANGES KIDS
00:18:00 <Doodle> IT CHANGES
00:18:00 <Doodle> then my mum came out and called me in for dinner
00:18:00 <lucyS2amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
00:18:00 <lucyS2amelia> Doodle, time for dinner
00:19:00 <lucyS2amelia> Mummy, why does the twat change?
00:19:00 <Doodle> he still lives there but he doesn't talk to me about vaginas anymore
00:19:00 <Trevor> Doodle, i am ur drunk neighbour
00:19:00 <Doodle> just the weather
00:19:00 <Doodle> that would explain a lot Trevor
00:20:00 <Doodle> he has had 3 strokes after all and you hve the personality of a stroke victim
00:20:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/qngof.jpg
00:20:00 <Trevor> what caused his stokes?
00:20:00 <Trevor> ice?
00:20:00 <Doodle> smoking cigs
00:20:00 <Doodle> probably
00:20:00 <Doodle> lol ice
00:21:00 <Doodle> he's 65 m8
00:21:00 <Doodle> he's not up with the cool stuff
00:21:00 <Trevor> def ice
00:21:00 <lucyS2amelia> thats a weird heel
00:21:00 <Trevor> wait ice is kool?
00:21:00 <Doodle> 2 kidz
00:22:00 <Trevor> reckon ur porn star gif pal does ice
00:22:00 <Clarkson> u annoying cum gargler
00:22:00 <Doodle> probably
00:22:00 <Trevor> ok id just titty fuck her and not care about her needs aye
00:22:00 <Doodle> well
00:22:00 <Doodle> i did say that fkn 10 mins ago
00:22:00 <Trevor> cunts wrecked aye
00:22:00 <lucyS2amelia> I'm gettin deja vu
00:23:00 <Trevor> shuttup cunt before i dick u
00:23:00 <TheRiddler> in my pic?
00:23:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
00:23:00 <Doodle> quick put a full body condom on amelia
00:23:00 <lucyS2amelia> HAY DONT BE A DICK TREV
00:23:00 <Trevor> dont tell me wot 2 do ya cunt
00:23:00 <Clarkson> that cream of chicken shit looks feral
00:24:00 <Trevor> im just trying to get intoxicated peacefully aight
00:24:00 <lucyS2amelia> have you had a fight with the mrs again
00:24:00 <Trevor> mrs jameson?
00:24:00 <Trevor> yea sure ok why not
00:24:00 <lucyS2amelia> did she take your shit hole investment property/place of residence as well
00:24:00 <Clarkson> you dum piece of shit
00:24:00 <Trevor> naah
00:24:00 <Doodle> i won $20 on the pokies tonight
00:25:00 <Doodle> me kids are going to college
00:25:00 <TheRiddler> his hand always wins
00:25:00 <TheRiddler> I mean his wife
00:25:00 <TheRiddler> he's got a black eye
00:25:00 <Trevor> Doodle, tafe?
00:25:00 <Doodle> no college!
00:25:00 <Doodle> like a porper uni and shit
00:25:00 <Trevor> tafe is college
00:25:00 <Doodle> proper
00:26:00 <Doodle> look m8
00:26:00 <Doodle> i am not in the mood for semantics
00:26:00 <Trevor> im lookin m8
00:26:00 <Doodle> A PORPER UNI
00:26:00 <Doodle> hecs will kick in the rest
00:26:00 <Trevor> 4 chav cunts aye m8
00:26:00 <Doodle> she'll be right
00:27:00 <Trevor> righteous bollocks
00:28:00 <Trevor> r u fukin serious m8
00:28:00 <Trevor> R U FUKIN SERIOUS
00:28:00 <lucyS2amelia> porper
00:29:00 <Doodle> ye
00:29:00 <Doodle> a porper one PORPER ONE
00:29:00 <lucyS2amelia> porcupine
00:30:00 <Trevor> ok thats porper
00:31:00 <Trevor> m8
00:31:00 <Trevor> porper
00:31:00 <lucyS2amelia> shut your stupid slut face Trevor
00:31:00 <Clarkson> slut bitch fucks
00:31:00 <Doodle> ye clarky
00:31:00 <Clarkson> i had to lay off 4 guys cause of fucking labour
00:31:00 <Doodle> wb fauxypoos
00:31:00 <faux> thx love
00:31:00 <Doodle> wut u doin
00:32:00 <faux> about to jumpback on voice chat
00:32:00 <faux> hopped off to eat aome salami
00:32:00 <faux> lol
00:32:00 <Doodle> haha
00:32:00 <Doodle> pix
00:32:00 <faux> lolll
00:32:00 <faux> its done now ok
00:32:00 <Doodle> o
00:32:00 <Trevor> show us ya dick ya poofta
00:32:00 <Clarkson> and the cunts dont give you as much money
00:32:00 <TheRiddler> what do you serve with salami
00:32:00 <TheRiddler> :P
00:32:00 <faux> lol ash
00:33:00 <Doodle> now i'm hungry
00:33:00 <faux> so youre listening?
00:33:00 <Doodle> the food i had earlier was shit
00:33:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think lucyS2amelia will be able to join
00:33:00 <Clarkson> I shit u not, this cat ran up the cieling probably 6 times then fell dead
00:33:00 <TheRiddler> off and on
00:33:00 <faux> o
00:33:00 <faux> ok
00:33:00 <faux> lol
00:33:00 <lucyS2amelia> wot i done now
00:33:00 <Doodle> everything
00:33:00 <Trevor> ur listening m8
00:33:00 <faux> anywho
00:34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:34:00 <TheRiddler> nothing
00:34:00 <lucyS2amelia> understandable
00:34:00 <TheRiddler> you're perfect :P
00:34:00 <lucyS2amelia> fanks i know
00:34:00 <Doodle> and modest
00:34:00 <Trevor> jesus christ
00:34:00 <Doodle> and naked
00:34:00 <Doodle> ?
00:35:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/1s2oU.jpg nsfw
00:35:00 <lucyS2amelia> OK DID YOU & ASH SERIOUSLY SWAP NICKS
00:35:00 <Doodle> god i was just asking
00:35:00 <lucyS2amelia> ok no TheRiddler jus confirmed
00:35:00 <lucyS2amelia> is dat Serenity
00:36:00 <Doodle> no
00:36:00 <Doodle> Serenity makes her bed
00:36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:40:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/syQGKb.png nsfw
00:41:00 <Doodle> cleaning the tile grout
00:42:00 <lucyS2amelia> such a nice ass in such a disgusting bathroom
00:42:00 <Doodle> lol i was thinking that
00:43:00 <Doodle> fair suck of the sav lady use some ajax
00:44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:44:00 <Doodle> bit of handy andy
00:44:00 <lucyS2amelia> terrble jus terribleeeeeeee
00:44:00 <TheRiddler> probably some crack den
00:44:00 <Doodle> lollllllllll
00:44:00 <Doodle> crack
00:45:00 <Doodle> den
00:46:00 <lucyS2amelia> and den
00:46:00 <Doodle> NO AND DEN
00:46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:47:00 <Trevor> and den
00:47:00 <Doodle> hi katatonic_kate01
00:47:00 <Doodle> hows it hanging
00:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle you need to go to the dark side aye
00:48:00 <Doodle> what no i like white women ty
00:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
00:49:00 <Doodle> y is everyone so determined to get me on there
00:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> because….
00:49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:49:00 <Doodle> dick pics
00:49:00 <Doodle> i'm not stupid
00:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> er i can get em here from you
00:49:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/M4yDG.jpg nsfw
00:50:00 <TheRiddler> looks painful
00:50:00 <Doodle> pffff
00:50:00 <Doodle> she looks fine to me
00:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler!
00:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> so … seeing that i;m here…
00:52:00 <Doodle> you're going to take your top off?
00:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s cold here!
00:52:00 <Doodle> ye
00:53:00 <TheRiddler> save on ice cubes
00:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:53:00 <lucyS2amelia> stipples
00:54:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Xby2a.jpg nsfw
00:54:00 <Doodle> nobody here is at work
00:54:00 <lucyS2amelia> no rangas permitted thanks
00:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah i am
00:54:00 <Doodle> i was the only one who irc'd during night shift
00:55:00 <Doodle> excet skirmish and kk
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> rangas rock!
00:55:00 <TheRiddler> just in case
00:55:00 <Doodle> p
00:55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:55:00 <lucyS2amelia> shut up kate u r biased
00:55:00 <Doodle> the rest of them are jobless losers
00:55:00 <lucyS2amelia> stupid ranga
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> jealous *hair flicks*
00:55:00 <Doodle> my 1st gf was a ranga
00:55:00 <Doodle> she was hot
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i bet she was fucking hot
00:55:00 <Doodle> ye
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> knew it
00:55:00 <Doodle> she still is
00:55:00 <lucyS2amelia> yah but your standards are low
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:55:00 <Doodle> lol piss off
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:55:00 <lucyS2amelia> so she was prob a big ranga monster
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:56:00 <Doodle> no she was tiny
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> big red
00:56:00 <Doodle> and a model
00:56:00 <Doodle> so fu
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:56:00 <lucyS2amelia> model for kneecaps
00:56:00 <Doodle> lol
00:56:00 <Doodle> wut
00:56:00 <TheRiddler> most rangas are stereotypically wild in bed
00:56:00 <Doodle> does
00:56:00 <Doodle> that
00:56:00 <Doodle> even
00:56:00 <Doodle> mean
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> *hair flicks*
00:56:00 <lucyS2amelia> bwahahahahhahaah i am not sure
00:56:00 <President_Trump> !ranga
00:56:00 <Doodle> she was terrifying in bed
00:56:00 <TheRiddler> or that's what I like to think
00:56:00 <Doodle> but most women are
00:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:57:00 <Doodle> i like em scary
00:57:00 <lucyS2amelia> the common factor i see is you
00:57:00 <Doodle> ye
00:57:00 <Doodle> its my type
00:57:00 <lucyS2amelia> maybe you were the problem?
00:57:00 <Doodle> i must have been
00:57:00 <Doodle> thats why she came back for more 10yrs later
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooooo
00:58:00 <Doodle> then threw me out
00:58:00 <Doodle> WHAT A WOMAN
00:58:00 <lucyS2amelia> she probably thought oh its been 10 yrs he def would have lifted his game by now
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> was she like fuck me now… then fuck off?
00:58:00 <Doodle> ye pretty much
00:58:00 <President_Trump> ICE
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, nice! ^5 ranga
00:58:00 <Doodle> she's not silly
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos not!
00:58:00 <Doodle> she's going out with a ginger now
00:58:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/iFWz3.jpg
00:58:00 <lucyS2amelia> fuckin thats the worst
00:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:59:00 <Doodle> double ranga
00:59:00 <lucyS2amelia> rangas working together
00:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> to steal souls
00:59:00 <TheRiddler> butts out for amelia :p
00:59:00 <Doodle> well in her defence she hasnt had red hair since she was 14
00:59:00 <Doodle> cos she dyed it
00:59:00 <Doodle> she was a hair model
00:59:00 <Doodle> for years
00:59:00 <lucyS2amelia> no she is jus undercover ranga
00:59:00 <Doodle> ye
00:59:00 <lucyS2amelia> they are even worse
00:59:00 <lucyS2amelia> deceiving people
00:59:00 <Doodle> oh well she was a top root
00:59:00 <lucyS2amelia> pretending to be normal folk
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> its part of our master plan
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> to steal your soul
01:00:00 <lucyS2amelia> when really they are ginger tossas
01:00:00 <President_Trump> PANADOL
01:00:00 <President_Trump> headache
01:00:00 <President_Trump> LOLZ
01:00:00 <Doodle> i can forgive her shortcomings if she is a firecracker in the sack
01:00:00 <lucyS2amelia> OUTBURSTS
01:00:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01 can u stick the kettle on pls
01:01:00 <lucyS2amelia> PoLLY PuT Da KeTTLe oN
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
01:01:00 <Doodle> i had cake and vodka earlier
01:01:00 <Doodle> r u jls
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
01:01:00 <lucyS2amelia> wot kind of cake
01:01:00 <lucyS2amelia> iceycream
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> I did that last w/end
01:01:00 <Doodle> nah
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> that was a tad epic
01:01:00 <Doodle> it was a collingwood cake with elvis sitting on it
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:01:00 <Doodle> xos my sister is a weirdo
01:01:00 <Doodle> cos
01:01:00 <lucyS2amelia> ok woah
01:02:00 <lucyS2amelia> i glad you told me cos i def never would have guessed that
01:02:00 <lucyS2amelia> i woulda maybe guessed chocolate or cheesecake
01:02:00 <lucyS2amelia> perhaps even black forrest
01:02:00 <Doodle> well
01:02:00 <lucyS2amelia> but not collingwood with elvis on top
01:02:00 <Doodle> i had mudcake before the actual birthday cake
01:02:00 <Doodle> as well
01:02:00 <Doodle> cos they were taking ages
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yum
01:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay for b/days
01:03:00 <lucyS2amelia> fuck u guys and ur collingwood elvis cake i want cake nao
01:03:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/4b0eK.jpg
01:03:00 <TheRiddler> lol wtf
01:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler your links don’t phase me now lol
01:03:00 <lucyS2amelia> let the crab jokes commence
01:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i kinda expect it :P
01:03:00 <lucyS2amelia> they def phase me
01:03:00 <TheRiddler> as in afl collingwood?
01:04:00 <Doodle> I BET SHE HAS PUBIC LICE
01:04:00 <Doodle> AHAHA
01:04:00 <lucyS2amelia> especially ones containing horses
01:04:00 <Doodle> yes
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
01:04:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
01:04:00 <TheRiddler> poor you
01:04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:04:00 <Doodle> yeah well, we all know what black icing does
01:04:00 <lucyS2amelia> you never go back?
01:04:00 <Doodle> no it makes your poo black
01:04:00 <TheRiddler> should of been licorice
01:04:00 <lucyS2amelia> ohhh
01:04:00 <Doodle> and ur teeth
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> then you think youre dying
01:04:00 <Doodle> lol
01:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah worth it
01:05:00 <Doodle> guinness does it too
01:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
01:05:00 <lucyS2amelia> lady @ work took herself to hospital cos she was peeing red
01:05:00 <TheRiddler> I get them all from random imgur sites
01:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i went to the factory in ireland
01:05:00 <lucyS2amelia> dumbass it was jus from beetroot
01:05:00 <TheRiddler> http://imgurroulette.byethost3.com/?i=2#
01:05:00 <Doodle> LOL
01:05:00 <Doodle> halp i have beetroot pee
01:05:00 <lucyS2amelia> ahahahahaahah
01:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> asparagus pee
01:05:00 <Doodle> how much fkn beetroot did she eat
01:06:00 <Doodle> now i'm worried cos i had some in me salad earlier
01:06:00 <Doodle> i didnt check me wee
01:06:00 <lucyS2amelia> apparently its quite common cos like 3 other people were like o yes thats happened to me before
01:06:00 <Doodle> lawdy
01:06:00 <Doodle> WHAT CRUELTY IS THIS
01:06:00 <lucyS2amelia> and I'm sitting there thinkin I'm surrounded by dumbasses
01:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://i.imgur.com/Tz8VG.jpg
01:06:00 <Doodle> hahaha
01:06:00 <Doodle> ye weird everyone knows ur sposed to pee blue
01:07:00 <lucyS2amelia> kate wot yhe fuck is that
01:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
01:07:00 <TheRiddler> doing meth makes your poo black too
01:07:00 <Doodle> its a penis becoming erect
01:07:00 <Doodle> on a sparkly background
01:07:00 <lucyS2amelia> weird lookin penis
01:07:00 <lucyS2amelia> looks like hm
01:07:00 <TheRiddler> aka pieter
01:07:00 <Doodle> ye
01:07:00 <lucyS2amelia> frankfurt
01:07:00 <Doodle> its like a tubesteak
01:07:00 <lucyS2amelia> like a popped frankfurt
01:07:00 <Doodle> looool
01:07:00 <Doodle> man fuck that
01:07:00 <lucyS2amelia> you know when you boil dem too long
01:08:00 <lucyS2amelia> burst
01:08:00 <Doodle> imagine if ur knob looked like a burst footy frank
01:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> gis a look at ya penis
01:08:00 <Clarkson> hate those fucking beans that those stagg chilli's have in them
01:08:00 <Doodle> /wrists
01:08:00 <lucyS2amelia> AHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
01:08:00 <lucyS2amelia> would be terrible jus terbl
01:08:00 <Doodle> 'o its sposed to be like that'
01:08:00 <Doodle> *gets out tomato sauce and mustard*
01:09:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/c9Aa0.jpg dick pic warning
01:09:00 <lucyS2amelia> bwahahha make a boiger
01:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh sif give us a warning lol
01:09:00 <Doodle> DPW
01:09:00 <lucyS2amelia> AAHAHAHAHAA
01:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> DTF
01:09:00 <Doodle> ok i'm going to put the kettle on cos kate is a LAZY BITCH
01:09:00 <Doodle> brb
01:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler is that you lol
01:10:00 <TheRiddler> nope
01:10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:10:00 <lucyS2amelia> 4WARNING WARNING link contains traces of dick 4WARNING WARNING
01:11:00 <President_Trump> TheRiddler more scat pics please
01:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSSS
01:11:00 <lucyS2amelia> ahahahahahahaahhaa kate
01:11:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/McXTb.jpg
01:11:00 <lucyS2amelia> dick pics YASSSSSS
01:11:00 <lucyS2amelia> FUCKIN HELL ASH
01:11:00 <lucyS2amelia> you and your fuckin fetish's
01:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah riddler
01:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
01:12:00 <lucyS2amelia> dat was kate 2 months ago
01:12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha no
01:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was fatter than that
01:12:00 <lucyS2amelia> i know i joking
01:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
01:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunt
01:12:00 <lucyS2amelia> ahahahahaa
01:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> coffee - sup wif the tea
01:23:00 <Doodle> i meant to make tea but i forgot and accidentally made coffee
01:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
01:24:00 <TheRiddler> coffee ice cream
01:38:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
13:32:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
13:48:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/amz6Lp4_700b.jpg
13:49:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aWOaG0evNk
14:02:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
14:44:00 <georgeandwell> any marc dorcel fans here
15:19:00 <Mei> Serenititty
15:22:00 <Mei> Serenititty
15:23:00 <Matthew> good
15:34:00 <Trevor> hey loof hows the wife and kids
15:36:00 <Loof> kids?
15:36:00 <Loof> no plural
15:37:00 <Loof> just a kid
15:37:00 <Trevor> oh my bad
15:37:00 <Trevor> what kinda kid u got m8
15:41:00 <Loof> any way back to work, have an awesome day y'all
16:05:00 <Trevor> work = being a dv victim?
16:26:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn m8
16:26:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1r hav dinner 2nite
16:51:00 <TheRiddler> go dogs
16:56:00 <Trevor> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/bairnsdale-ulcer-could-spread-to-other-australian-states/news-story/f567d595346250c56382b8928da0fa34
16:57:00 <Trevor> australias healthcare system is pretty average
16:57:00 <Trevor> france have amazing hospitals
16:57:00 <Trevor> brb raping a tranny
16:58:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:11:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
17:11:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/9Xz7Kv5.jpg
17:11:00 <Doodle> why not to use cheap wheel nts
17:11:00 <Doodle> u
17:11:00 <Matthew> good evening to the delectable Doodle
17:11:00 <Doodle> hi Matthew
17:11:00 <Doodle> whats happening
17:13:00 <Matthew> not much. enjoying a quiet Sunday night. you?
17:13:00 <Doodle> just finished fucking around under my car, nephew's bday dinner soonish
17:13:00 <Clarkson> shoe porn makes me think of stilettos
17:14:00 <Doodle> then start my 3 weeks holiday from uni
17:14:00 <Matthew> lucky for some!
17:14:00 <Doodle> i need it lol
17:14:00 <Doodle> me brane is fride
17:16:00 <Matthew> it's important for doodles to have a brain that is functioning
17:16:00 <Doodle> 2rite
17:17:00 <Matthew> I'M MOVINGGG UPPP
17:17:00 <Matthew> nothing can hold me down
17:17:00 <Matthew> I'm gonna get to you!
17:23:00 <Matthew> welcome TheRon
17:23:00 <TheRon> TY
17:23:00 <TheRon> no spoon you must be happy
17:24:00 <Matthew> we did get it, thankfully ... and no. 1 pick = :D
17:25:00 <TheRon> i thought it was lions on percentage
17:25:00 <Matthew> nope :D
17:25:00 <President_Trump> picks 1-5 are all teh same this year, there is no stand out like last season
17:25:00 <Matthew> fuck up you pathetic Carlton supporting cuntrag
17:25:00 <Matthew> hope you enjoyed seeing your pathetic list exposed by a team of top ups yesterday
17:26:00 <Matthew> and it will ONLY get worse
17:26:00 <cobber> Why are you abusing President_Trump, Matthew?
17:26:00 <President_Trump> of course because we got pick 5, and as i said pick 1 and 5 are the same this year, pure genius by the coaching staff lololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:26:00 <Matthew> because he is the saliva backwash at the bottom of a drunk bitch's glass
17:27:00 <TheRon> dogs just trying not to get hurt
17:27:00 <Matthew> always willing to troll... and an excuse for everything
17:27:00 <cobber> That isn't really a reason now is it?
17:27:00 <President_Trump> this years first pick could well be another jack watts lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:27:00 <Matthew> Weitering was GREAT yesterday (y)
17:27:00 <Matthew> lolllll
17:27:00 <TheRon> i dare say watts could be better than nic nat
17:28:00 <President_Trump> i would say this years number 1 will be gumbleton 2.0
17:28:00 <TheRon> maybe this years adam fiora
17:28:00 <President_Trump> exactly
17:29:00 <Matthew> you guys are boring and hilarious. LOLLL
17:29:00 <Matthew> pick 1 and 10 of our best players coming back LOL
17:29:00 <Matthew> plus O'Meara in PSD
17:29:00 <Matthew> LOLLLL
17:29:00 <Matthew> you will be eating your own shit next year... especially if you support Carlton
17:29:00 <President_Trump> you mean that jenny craig patient jobe watson lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:29:00 <President_Trump> was a fat slob before the drugs then had 2 good years, he will be hopeless again matty lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:30:00 <cobber> Jobe lost his Brownlow medal
17:30:00 <TheRon> richmond should just sack everyone and start again
17:31:00 <President_Trump> he is one angry person that matthew
17:39:00 <President_Trump> hi Matthew
17:39:00 <President_Trump> were u cooling off?
17:42:00 <cobber> he's back
17:46:00 <President_Trump> Matthew what is the golden boy up to these days?
17:47:00 <cobber> Some of the Essendon players have sought out greener pastures and won't be returning
17:47:00 <President_Trump> essendon have had to over pay just to keep their own players coz they all wanted to leave
17:48:00 <cobber> No one wanted to be traded to Essendon either
17:48:00 <cobber> I'd like to see the Essendon salary cap
17:48:00 <cobber> I suspect more foul play
17:51:00 <President_Trump> it will take at least 15 years for the club to recover after what james hird did
17:51:00 <President_Trump> thats a long time to not play finals
17:51:00 <cobber> Many supporters will jump ship
17:52:00 <President_Trump> probably to clubs with a good young list and a modern coach like the bulldogs or carlton
17:53:00 <President_Trump> woosha is a dinosaur
17:53:00 <President_Trump> he could only win one flag at west coast with a team full of steroids
17:53:00 <cobber> Woosha is still using the same game plan that won the WC Eagles the flag, but he forgets that the roids are gone now.
17:54:00 <TheRon> i'd still rather woosha as president
17:55:00 <President_Trump> part of the reason woosha got the job at essendon was coz he knows how to get good prices from drug dealers
17:58:00 <cobber> the bummers
18:03:00 <TheRon> fuck me drunk, hawks won by 1 poiint
18:03:00 <Matthew> a great result for the finals
18:03:00 <Matthew> 4 in a row still a possibility
18:04:00 <TheRon> perfect result for geelong
18:04:00 <Matthew> don't think so. Hawks have always beaten them when its counted most.
18:04:00 <TheRon> you'd have rathered gws?
18:05:00 <Matthew> I'd rather Hawthorn win it... so we don't have to hear anymore about the Pies "glorious" 4 in a row anymore
18:05:00 <Matthew> 4 in a row... in a suburban competition, with a compromised finals series and only 16 H&A rounds
18:06:00 <President_Trump> wanting hawthorn to win, i knew Matthew was always a fake essendon supporter
18:06:00 <TheRon> someone in the top 4 will win it
18:06:00 <Matthew> wow... big call there, TheRon
18:06:00 <TheRon> dogs and north are done
18:06:00 <TheRon> i don't rate west coast or crows
18:06:00 <President_Trump> who is your team ronaldo?
18:07:00 <TheRon> geelong
18:07:00 <Matthew> Geelong's soft entry into the finals will be a huge factor
18:07:00 <Matthew> you watch
18:07:00 <TheRon> confidence boosts all of it
18:08:00 <TheRon> did you see the ceremony after the geelong game?
18:08:00 <TheRon> they gave dangerfield his brownlow medal
18:08:00 <Matthew> well done to him. the only thing Geelong will win this season.
18:09:00 <President_Trump> whos dumb idea was it to have a week off
18:09:00 <TheRon> gil's
18:09:00 <President_Trump> hes a loser
18:11:00 <TheRon> legend's game next weekend though
18:12:00 <TheRon> gonna play this song when the dogs get knocked out
18:12:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOyfLBYtuU
18:15:00 <zaim> what the fuck TheRon
18:15:00 <TheRon> what?
18:15:00 <zaim> nothin it finally kicked in
18:15:00 <zaim> carry on
18:15:00 <TheRon> good song
18:19:00 <Trevor> ill kick u in cunt ok
18:57:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn on m8
19:02:00 <TheRon> bulldog tom boyd has injured his ankle
19:02:00 <emuls> done like a dogs dinner eh
19:03:00 <TheRon> they can't take a trick
19:03:00 <georgeandwell> hi
19:04:00 <georgeandwell> who is lucys2?
19:04:00 <lucyS2amelia> georgio fwend
19:04:00 <georgeandwell> hallo
19:04:00 <lucyS2amelia> she is my girlfriend she is pretty gr8
19:04:00 <georgeandwell> rad
19:04:00 <lucyS2amelia> who is andwell?
19:04:00 <georgeandwell> im geore and im well m8tey
19:04:00 <lucyS2amelia> ohhhh
19:05:00 <lucyS2amelia> thats pretty gr8 to hear
19:05:00 <georgeandwell> taps nose
19:05:00 <georgeandwell> thx
19:10:00 <TheRiddler> hai IS2lucymelia
19:10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:11:00 <lucyS2amelia> haiiiii s2
19:15:00 <TheRon> how hot was madonna in body full of evidence?
19:22:00 <TheRon> syd derby and cats v hawks
19:23:00 <TheRon> wce v dogs, crows v north
19:23:00 <TheRon> wish it was next week
19:24:00 <lucyS2amelia> https://wealthandglamour.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/image53.jpg
19:24:00 <lucyS2amelia> lucy sunday pic of the day
19:24:00 <TheRon> very nice
19:25:00 <TheRon> well done everyone
19:25:00 <lucyS2amelia> yes i took your preference into account Ronaldo
19:25:00 <TheRon> thank you
19:25:00 <lucyS2amelia> more skin
19:25:00 <TheRon> jugs
19:26:00 <TheRon> we are living in a material world and i am a material girl
19:28:00 <Picard> ello
19:29:00 <TheRon> ooh heaven is a place on earth
19:39:00 <TheRon> ahhh push it
19:39:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
19:39:00 <TheRon> beers
19:42:00 <Picard> who is watchiung the big music quiz?
19:43:00 <Picard> -u
19:43:00 <TheRon> no idea it was on
19:43:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
19:44:00 <TheRon> kriss kross will make you jump
19:45:00 <georgeandwell> daddy mac
19:45:00 <georgeandwell> kriss is dead
19:46:00 <TheRon> damn?
19:46:00 <TheRon> shot in drive by?
19:46:00 <TheRon> was it the crips?
19:47:00 <lucyS2amelia> fuck yo bitch & the clique you claim
19:47:00 <georgeandwell> drugs
19:47:00 <georgeandwell> died few yrs.back
19:48:00 <TheRon> i had no idea
19:48:00 <TheRon> insane in the membrane
19:52:00 <georgeandwell> daddy mac will makebya
19:53:00 <TheRon> it's like that, that's the way ti is
19:55:00 <georgeandwell> rad
19:55:00 <georgeandwell> b rad
19:55:00 <georgeandwell> tmnt
19:55:00 <georgeandwell> cowa cowa...cowabunga
19:55:00 <TheRon> dude
20:00:00 <georgeandwell> im waiting for yhe viagra to wear off
20:02:00 <TheRon> bit stiff?
20:13:00 <georgeandwell> was banging me gd
20:13:00 <georgeandwell> gf
20:13:00 <georgeandwell> 4hrs
20:13:00 <zaim> U HEAR THAT ALL
20:13:00 <zaim> WAY BETTER THAN MIRC
20:14:00 <faux> shut up.
20:15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:20:00 <georgeandwell> hi faux
20:26:00 <robot> hiii
20:31:00 <robot> :))
20:32:00 <lucyS2amelia> (:
20:36:00 <robot> oh hai
20:37:00 <Picard> wowsers
20:38:00 <lucyS2amelia> hay hie hallo
20:39:00 <zaim> robot
20:48:00 <robot> hi
20:48:00 <robot> how are you zaim
20:49:00 <zaim> good thanks palk
20:49:00 <zaim> u
20:53:00 <Picard> robot
20:54:00 <robot> good ty
20:54:00 <robot> hi Picard
20:58:00 <lucyS2amelia> http://imgur.com/aeMrwd0
20:58:00 <lucyS2amelia> ahaha.
21:00:00 <robot> they see me sitting
21:01:00 <lucyS2amelia> they rowling
21:08:00 <robot> ye
21:14:00 <Picard> hows its going robot
21:15:00 <robot> ah alright thanks
21:15:00 <robot> you?
21:18:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
21:18:00 <robot> hi george
21:18:00 <georgeandwell> hi
21:33:00 <TheRiddler> just cooked tacos
21:33:00 <Picard> speaking of cum guzzlers, hello partay
21:35:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p296x100/14053953_1150038801734593_7573397677223464719_n.jpg?oh=b2c43b9fd36c76d7d56eeb02ccfce808&oe=584E80F3
21:38:00 <partay> lol
21:38:00 <partay> wanna rub my pecs Picard?
21:41:00 <lucyS2amelia> dis is pupper all calm n getting ready for walkies http://imgur.com/ruhFenX
21:42:00 <lucyS2amelia> den dis is pupper 2 seconds later when I say the word walkies
21:42:00 <lucyS2amelia> http://imgur.com/sYzPKFZ
21:43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:43:00 <TheRiddler> cute
21:44:00 <lucyS2amelia> ehehehe
21:49:00 <TheRiddler> why are tacos so messy
21:52:00 <partay> TheRiddler agreed
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> I reckon it'd be cool if you can wrap them then harden the wrap in the microwave
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> but it'd still be messy :(
21:54:00 <partay> that would be a burrito
21:54:00 <lucyS2amelia> mmm burrito
21:58:00 <partay> pollo burrito no muy picante y guacmole
22:01:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
22:02:00 <partay> is that your dog amelia
22:03:00 <partay> georgeandwell would make a good pet... like ruprect
22:03:00 <lucyS2amelia> ye she #1 dog ever
22:04:00 <partay> shes # 3.. My dogs are # 1&2
22:04:00 <lucyS2amelia> no she easily #1 you can ask anyone and by anyone i mean me
22:04:00 <lucyS2amelia> your dogs are nutcases
22:05:00 <partay> lol i bet your dog chases it's tail
22:05:00 <partay> like it's owner
22:05:00 <lucyS2amelia> maybe once ...or twice
22:07:00 <Trevor> the way her kisses tasted skeeve me the hell out like shitting naked
22:13:00 <georgeandwell> was watching movie could be back to u partgay
22:13:00 <georgeandwell> more important things to do i guess
22:13:00 <partay> lol no you dont
22:14:00 <georgeandwell> just another useless aussie
22:14:00 <partay> lulz
22:14:00 <couleurs> agreed.
22:20:00 <lucyS2amelia> ok i jus watched pokémon dancing to beyonce
22:20:00 <lucyS2amelia> i need to reevaluate my life
22:20:00 <couleurs> agreed.
22:21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:21:00 <couleurs> lucy a bad influence
22:21:00 <lucyS2amelia> ye its all her fault
22:26:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/9yvl7.jpg
22:27:00 <partay> thats TheRiddler we love
22:27:00 <lucyS2amelia> better den horse porn yes
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> better than seeing your mum’s porn
22:28:00 <lucyS2amelia> leave mama out of dis
22:28:00 <lucyS2amelia> she is lovely
22:31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:31:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Kk38F.jpg
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> if he is anything like you, i doubt it :
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
22:32:00 <lucyS2amelia> do you like dick asheh
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah who is that!
22:32:00 <couleurs> i liked the girl better :P
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> and do you have his number?
22:32:00 <lucyS2amelia> kate you cword i am fucking lovely
22:32:00 <TheRiddler> no that's just for the girls
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
22:32:00 <TheRiddler> here
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:33:00 <couleurs> who cares about them!!!!!!!!!
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> I only like dick if it's attached to a girl
22:33:00 <couleurs> me 2
22:33:00 <couleurs> wait, what no
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> or hermaphrodite
22:33:00 <lucyS2amelia> then it wouldn't be a girl
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/ohLCV.jpg
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> that's not how you eat a banana
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:34:00 <lucyS2amelia> pimplebutt
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> probably got it from not washing after eating
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:35:00 <lucyS2amelia> haha
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/n0JCO.jpg
22:36:00 <lucyS2amelia> dats cereals milf gf wif her leopard print
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:37:00 <couleurs> I Hate Leopard Print!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> how’d you get that pic of me riddler *hair flicks*
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/o6JWq.jpg
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> which 1?
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:38:00 <lucyS2amelia> the banana pimplebutt one
22:39:00 <partay> all your peen belongs to katatonic_kate01
22:41:00 <TheRiddler> lol ok
22:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch please, the guys on austnet are stingy with dick pics
22:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m leaving!
22:43:00 <partay> lol
22:45:00 <President_Trump> morning all
22:47:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/1ErUS.jpg
22:49:00 <partay> welcome back TheRiddler
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/eIm67.jpg
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> ouch
22:51:00 <lucyS2amelia> fuckin hell
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/E69sR.jpg
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> for amelia
22:51:00 <lucyS2amelia> omgoshhhhhhh
22:52:00 <lucyS2amelia> they haf my heart
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/h50qN.jpg
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> for kk
22:57:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:58:00 <lucyS2amelia> I like how i get fluffy dogs and kate gets cocks
22:58:00 <Clarkson> most of these videos on rage are shit
22:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> NICE COCK!
22:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d give that a 9/10
23:00:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/OQutc.jpg
23:00:00 <TheRiddler> last 1
23:00:00 <TheRiddler> would you preffer cocks or dogs?
23:00:00 <Clarkson> that whole suburb has gone to shit like theior team
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock pref.
23:03:00 <lucyS2amelia> definitely dogs
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> you love the cock
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i hear
23:04:00 <lucyS2amelia> who
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum
23:06:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/TFEy8.jpg
23:07:00 <lucyS2amelia> PUPPY
23:10:00 <partay> amelia would crawl over broken glass to get to a cock like that
23:11:00 <lucyS2amelia> no but i would crawl over broken glass to pet that puppy
23:11:00 <partay> anyway
23:12:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Ms0w5.jpg
23:13:00 <lucyS2amelia> cutes
23:16:00 <TheRiddler> yep
23:23:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
23:24:00 <robot> thx
23:24:00 <robot> i work out
23:25:00 <couleurs> chEEky
23:30:00 <Tim-Sim> can anyone suggest some good music?
23:30:00 <Tim-Sim> to relax to?
23:33:00 <couleurs> guy sebastien
23:42:00 <couleurs> next questione pls
23:44:00 <Tim-Sim> guy sebastien? is he that frizzy haired bloke from the talent show?
23:45:00 <couleurs> heck yeas
23:46:00 <Tim-Sim> he's made a good career for himself, good luck to him
23:47:00 <Tim-Sim> I think he was from Narre Warren
23:48:00 <couleurs> r u his #1 fan
23:49:00 <Tim-Sim> lol, noooooooo
23:54:00 <robot> ok reptile.
23:54:00 <couleurs> :p
23:55:00 <couleurs> Get Over Here!!!!!!!!
23:55:00 <couleurs> ExiTaLiTy
23:55:00 <robot> your mums so ugly scorpion from mortal kombat said go over there
23:55:00 <robot> lol
23:55:00 <robot> exitality
23:56:00 <lucyS2amelia> sub zero
23:56:00 <robot> wut
23:59:00 <couleurs> yes