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00:00 <robot> gross
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> that also tastes like arse
00:00 <Serenity> god absinth
00:00 <TheRiddler> BICYCLE BICYCLE
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> no amount of sugar helps
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ass
00:00 <Clarkson> beats my shit Loof
00:00 <dematerialised> thats the poitn
00:00 <dematerialised> absynthe is what you get into once you're already hammered
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> tasting like arse?
00:00 <dematerialised> to just fuck you up
00:00 <dematerialised> and send you to another level of hell
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pass
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> it doesn’t make you trip out
00:00 <dematerialised> no
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> the wormwood is illegal 
00:00 <dematerialised> it just gets you fucking trashed
01:00 <TheRiddler> eurotrip lied
01:00 <dematerialised> yeah the stuff i have is fake
01:00 <MrMark> green stuff
01:00 <dematerialised> yerp
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i’d prefer a gin or vodka
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM done
01:00 <TheRiddler> you wont make out with your twin sister
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> or mascat
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> o
01:00 <TheRiddler> or see a male fairy
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <dematerialised> last time i drank absynthe i was on a 4 day bender for a long weekend
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had a cool ‘green fairy’ t-shirt
02:00 <dematerialised> i have never been so hammered in my life
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> I can never do more than a night
02:00 <dematerialised> i actually called in sick to work for two days afterwards lol
02:00 <dematerialised> i was not healthy
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i get drunk pretty quickly, giggle a bit, talk shit then pass out
02:00 <TheRiddler> you'd most likely get with some ugly girl and thow up on her half way to trying to get into her pants
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
02:00 <TheRiddler> :p
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> partay man!
03:00 <TheRiddler> or some guy that looks like a girl
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
03:00 <dematerialised> hey if the guy looks hot in a dress who am i to judge
03:00 <President_Trump> cant believe im watchin bout 6 different versions of drummer boy on youtube such an unexpected surprise
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck up trump
03:00 <dematerialised> trump has been on ignore for like a month
03:00 <dematerialised> it's been bliss
03:00 <President_Trump> katatonice_kate01
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i just put the cunt on ignore
04:00 <dematerialised> i thought he was banned though
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh prob is
05:00 <dematerialised> tossing up whether to get some nuggets n icecream
05:00 <amelia> hes like our lil handicapped child
05:00 <amelia> be nice guys
05:00 <amelia> its fuckin 10pm ffs
05:00 <Clarkson> I didn't fucking say that ... I was asking
05:00 <amelia> why do you need nuggets amd ice cream
05:00 <dematerialised> because i am hungry
05:00 <dematerialised> and because i can
05:00 <dematerialised> mostly because i can
05:00 <President_Trump> this is my fave version
05:00 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sKmHiGOv70
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Little Drummer Boy - Snare Drumline Encore Performance Views: 2,419,946 Uploader: BonnieA726 Uploaded: Dec 24, 2009 Duration: 4m57s Rating: 4.74
06:00 <dematerialised> its either that or donuts but i dont think i cbf driving to melville/joondalup
06:00 <dematerialised> although caramel thickshake is good...
06:00 <dematerialised> decisions...
06:00 <dematerialised> then i could go find some beach pokemon
06:00 <dematerialised> i think my mind has been made
06:00 <amelia> that version is so asian trump
08:00 <robot> k
08:00 <robot> goodnite
08:00 <dematerialised> nini mr robot
08:00 <amelia> no
09:00 <President_Trump> too late for coffee nope coffee lols
10:00 <amelia> shut up & post another drummer boy clip
10:00 <amelia> capiche?
11:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z88BEP_VgKw
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Frank Klepacki - Epic Destruction (Drum Session) Views: 20,737 Uploader: Frank Klepacki Uploaded: May 7, 2014 Duration: 4m11s Rating: 4.98
13:00 <Klutch> bae gone, im gone
13:00 <Klutch> bai allllll
16:00 <President_Trump> COFFEE WITH ICECREAM
16:00 <faux> lol.
16:00 <faux> yum
16:00 <faux> shut up
16:00 <President_Trump> trump a+ chef
31:00 <dematerialised> Skyrim will fall as an independent province both economically and militarily without Imperial rule.
31:00 <Doodle> my rule is both imperial and metric
31:00 <Doodle> its one of those steel ones
31:00 <dematerialised> hehe
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <dematerialised> also lmao @ vid
34:00 <dematerialised> brb going to moon
34:00 <Doodle> oh the gta vid?
34:00 <dematerialised> yeah
34:00 <Doodle> lol yeah i fucked it again
35:00 <MrMark> i just drank a bottle of vodka
36:00 <dematerialised> i dare you to drive
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <Doodle> 2thamooooon
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> MrMark since you’re prob mildly drunk - dick pics?
36:00 <Doodle> lolol
37:00 <MrMark> no
37:00 <Doodle> always worth a try hey
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> why no?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle - yeah. Take advantage while drunk!
37:00 <MrMark> my dddick dont pose for pics
37:00 <Doodle> some ppl live by thst motto
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wasn’t asking for a dick pose
37:00 <Doodle> that
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> just a pic ae
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
38:00 <Doodle> what would MrsMark say
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle alwasy sends dick pics!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> such a kill joy mrmark!
38:00 <Doodle> always sometimes
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly
38:00 <Doodle> :o
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> they mostly come out at night, mostly
38:00 <Doodle> moistly
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
39:00 <Doodle> when DK came out it was night
39:00 <Doodle> mostly
39:00 <MrMark> Aliens
40:00 <Doodle> fousands of them
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas mrmark!
40:00 <Doodle> just wait til u see the whites of their eyes lads
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
40:00 <MrMark> love that movie
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need cake in my life!
40:00 <Doodle> they would have won if they'd kept their eyes closed
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> and its 12 days till me birthday
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> CANNOT WAIT THAT LONG FOR CAKE
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> my gawd
41:00 <Doodle> GO
41:00 <Doodle> AND BUY
41:00 <Doodle> A FUCKING CAKE
41:00 <Doodle> jesus
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh calm your farm
41:00 <Doodle> for someone that likes cake so much u dont have much of it
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, then i can’t scoff an entire cake in one sitting
41:00 <dematerialised> yeah i would tihnk a  cake fanatic would like
41:00 <dematerialised> have a reserve of cakes
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… and become a complete fatso whale
42:00 <Doodle> i bet she'd want some hippy chia bullshit cake
42:00 <dematerialised> like, you'd have to go to the cheescake shop
42:00 <dematerialised> and buy one of everything
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> that cannot leave the house due to not fiting through the door
42:00 <Doodle> 'one of each thanks'
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew i hate the cheese cake shop 
42:00 <Doodle> u do not
42:00 <Doodle> its delish
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> im not a fan of their cheesecakes
42:00 <Doodle> wtf
42:00 <Doodle> theyre ace
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… no.
42:00 <Doodle> ur a weirdo kid
42:00 <dematerialised> i will suck dick for double choc mudcake
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re too rich
42:00 <Doodle> TOO RICH
43:00 <Doodle> ITS CAKE
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> UM
43:00 <MrMark> katatonic_kate01 is 1986 your fav movie aliens?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have specific tastes!
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep mrmark
43:00 <Doodle> anyway enough of this mindless cake banter i have to go to bed
43:00 <Doodle> nini luvrs o///
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> all the rest were shit house
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn doodle
43:00 <dematerialised> nini doodel
44:00 <MrMark> i love that movie myself
44:00 <TheRiddler> I liked their black forrest cake
44:00 <MrMark> they mostly come at night!!mostly!!!!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> not a fan of black forrest cake
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> too many cherries
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> and cream
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’m not a huge fan of cream
47:00 <MrMark> they mostly come at night!!mostly!!!!!!
48:00 <MrMark> Soouth Park!
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok
52:00 <MrMark> Soouth Park!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah why are you being weird
56:00 <MrMark> i love that movie myself!
57:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/1BrOGPY.gif
58:00 <Serenity> roflll
58:00 <dematerialised> mighty boosh is fucking amazing
58:00 <dematerialised> everyone should watch it
59:00 <dematerialised> its basically a documentary of my mind
59:00 <Serenity> we have mighty boosh dvd's here and ive never watched them..
59:00 <dematerialised> ffs
59:00 <dematerialised> do it
00:00 <Serenity> one day
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh do it!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably stoned, you’ll laugh more
00:00 <dematerialised> yes
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and possibly we your pants
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUN TIMES
01:00 <Serenity> rofl
01:00 <dematerialised> its not stoner watching but it's definitely warped
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> not that ive done that ….
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re hilarious
01:00 <MrMark> vodka
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know what i also like… adventure time
03:00 <Serenity> i love adventure time
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> fionna and cake TOO! 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> and lumpy space princess are the best
06:00 <Serenity> I love BMO
10:00 <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> hi ppl
10:00 <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> friday night all up in my face
11:00 <dematerialised> i just blew a booger out of my nose and it has blood on it
11:00 <dematerialised> i think its time to stop doing coke
12:00 <Serenity> god
12:00 <Serenity> thats revoltin
12:00 <Serenity> g
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> to sleep or not …. i bet if i go to sleep now the child will wake up screaming
16:00 <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> sleep is scary
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> risking it
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn peeps:D
16:00 <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> don't know if your really gunna wake up
19:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13902664_1097408363646506_1890918007288776382_n.png?oh=1fd10ac5df205d4a8c309d275772497d&oe=585B20FE
19:00 <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> !seen pixiegirl
19:00 <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> !seen whore
19:00 <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> !seen bitches
20:00 <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> !seen damzel
20:00 <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> -lx-  damzel has not been seen.
20:00 <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> <StatsOP> [_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`, I don't remember seeing damzel.
20:00 <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> fucking so sleepy
21:00 <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> bored and horny
21:00 <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> stoned, can't move
21:00 <Serenity> can you stfu
21:00 <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> nope
22:00 <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> maybe if you show me your tits?
22:00 <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> !seen bitchyface
22:00 <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> -lx-  bitchyface has not been seen.
22:00 <[_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`> <StatsOP> [_^aLiEn8D\RomeoHACKT]c-4_|`, I don't remember seeing bitchyface.
24:00 <green-faced\liars> my bed sux
25:00 <green-faced\liars> my chair sux too
25:00 <green-faced\liars> same as my couch
27:00 <Serenity> .
27:00 <cya-around> fucking so alone
27:00 <cya-around> mmm
27:00 <cya-around> serendipity
27:00 <cya-around> .
28:00 <cya-around> -
28:00 <President_Trump> night cya-around pedo
28:00 <cya-around> haha
28:00 <cya-around> day will come for us all
41:00 <TheRiddler> and stay out
48:00 <Klutch> and stay out
00:00 <Klutch> and stay out
27:00 <Klutch> and stay here
57:00 <Thebigdon> got a milky bar cocanut
59:00 <Thebigdon> could nom nom it
00:00 <Thebigdon> white choc and cocanut
28:00 <gupta> hello
59:00 <gupta> grem that cock
59:00 <gupta> Serenity
59:00 <gupta> wake up u dog fuck
00:00 <gupta> gotta wake up puppa bidmead too
04:00 <gupta> Flaming is a hostile and insulting interaction between Internet users, often involving the use of profanity. It can also be the swapping of insults back and forth or with many groups teaming up on a single victim. Flaming usually occurs in the social context of an Internet forum, Internet Relay Chat (IRC), Usenet, .... Flame trolling is the posting of a provocative or offensive message, 
04:00 <gupta> known as ...
11:00 <morgoth> morning all
12:00 <Lumeah> Morning 
48:00 <GoldSpade> its good like this
00:00 <couleurs> hi eberybodey
01:00 <GoldSpade> you watching the olympics couleurs
02:00 <couleurs> yes i'm loving it it's amasing wow go team
02:00 <GoldSpade> yes
03:00 <couleurs> which 1 is your favourite
03:00 <GoldSpade> err that would be the australian team couleurs
03:00 <couleurs> ok
04:00 <GoldSpade> dumb place to have it in brazil
04:00 <couleurs> y
05:00 <GoldSpade> fuking dangerous place dude
05:00 <couleurs> y
06:00 <GoldSpade> poor country and you run the risk of getting robbed and  shot..if you go for a walk on streets
06:00 <couleurs> ok
08:00 <GoldSpade> be alright if you were a coffee addict though
09:00 <GoldSpade> since coffee grains come from there
09:00 <couleurs> NiCe
09:00 <GoldSpade> yea
12:00 <couleurs> n e other goss
14:00 <GoldSpade> well there is quite a list
14:00 <GoldSpade> but I cant be stuffed right now!
14:00 <GoldSpade> heh
14:00 <couleurs> ok
15:00 <couleurs> ***GoNe***
26:00 <Doodle> beep
26:00 <faux> ye
26:00 <Doodle> hai lovely
26:00 <Doodle> whats happening
27:00 <GoldSpade> ay doodle watching the olympics
27:00 <GoldSpade> ?
27:00 <Doodle> neg
27:00 <Doodle> has anyone been killed yet
27:00 <faux> notmuch
27:00 <faux> waiting for me friend
28:00 <Doodle> oic
28:00 <faux> gonna order some foods and watch a moofie
28:00 <Doodle> nice1
28:00 <faux> yep
28:00 <faux> n u
28:00 <faux> if u say studying im gonna kill you
28:00 <Doodle> nah bot yet
28:00 <Doodle> not
28:00 <faux> phew
28:00 <Doodle> got back from melb 
28:00 <faux> o ye
28:00 <Doodle> a while ago
29:00 <faux> fun
29:00 <Doodle> payin me rego now 
29:00 <Doodle> :(
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <faux> rip funds
29:00 <Doodle> ye
29:00 <Doodle> highway robbery
29:00 <faux> ye
29:00 <Doodle> i dont know why i have to pay the tac so much i've never been in an accident
29:00 <Doodle> thanks everyone else
29:00 <faux> tictac
30:00 <faux> i need to poop
30:00 <faux> cbf
30:00 <Clarkson> [13:52:19] student drives a white camry shit heap.
30:00 <Doodle> oh
30:00 <Doodle> thats a problem
30:00 <Doodle> perhaps you'd like to use the evacuator
30:00 <faux> i should go before it starts turtleheading
30:00 <Doodle> looooooool
30:00 <Doodle> GO
30:00 <faux> but that means getting up
30:00 <faux> and i have to shower before she gets here 
31:00 <faux> M GOSH IM SO LAXY TODAY
31:00 <Doodle> lol i got up at 6
31:00 <faux> i woke up at 7
31:00 <Doodle> then drove to melb dealt with indians and drove back
31:00 <faux> how longs teh drive
31:00 <Doodle> its 3h there and back
31:00 <faux> .
32:00 <faux> good lord
32:00 <Doodle> its ok i was driving me sisters car and its squishy
32:00 <Doodle> and comfy
32:00 <couleurs> SAMSUNG LAXY TODAY 7
32:00 <faux> lmao
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <couleurs> did u c all the olympians advertising their phones 
32:00 <faux> me dads wifes s5 broke 
32:00 <couleurs> discusteing
33:00 <Doodle> i love me s5
33:00 <faux> so she bought some $100 chinese android crap of ebay in the meantime
33:00 <Clarkson> what would you know cunt
33:00 <Doodle> loool
33:00 <faux> its so huge
33:00 <Doodle> oh
33:00 <couleurs> and the refugee team @ the end how can you not belong 2 a country
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <couleurs> what fucking bullshit
33:00 <Doodle> theyre from the peoples republic of lesbania
33:00 <faux> k i have to poop bye 
33:00 <Clarkson> why they continiue to always eat boiled rice in lil bowlls with chopsticks when its clear that they need to eat like a pig in order to get it in their mouth when rice is the cheapest form of grain on the planet yet they can afford to build nuclear reactors, take on Dance Dance Revolution @ Max Dificulty and be able to use technhology to censor porn 
33:00 <Doodle> bi
33:00 <couleurs> whoa
34:00 <Doodle> calm down clarky
34:00 <Clarkson> if i ever did id be gay enuff to call it dinky
34:00 <couleurs> who said that shit!!!!!!!
34:00 <Doodle> ok
34:00 <couleurs> ok dinky
34:00 <Doodle> prolly Pieter
34:00 <breaker> Doodle, Stop stealing wheelchairs.
34:00 <couleurs> fkn Pieter
34:00 <Doodle> stop being a cocknocker
35:00 <breaker> Doodle, That's rather gay of you to say.. first thing on your mind was "cock"
36:00 <Doodle> the first thing on your mind was wheelchairs so are u into the disabled
36:00 <Doodle> oh wait ofc u are
36:00 <Doodle> we all know that
36:00 <couleurs> #TeamDoodle
36:00 <Doodle> #tagteamdoodle
38:00 <breaker> Doodle, No, I'm not into wheelchairs. I heard on the Sebastopol Police frequency about someone in the area stealing wheelchairs and to keep a look out.. I thought of you.
39:00 <faux> lmao @ caps after commas
39:00 <faux> datpollocklyf
39:00 <Doodle> lol dave is like lester from gtav
39:00 <faux> Couleurs, No, Ok.
39:00 <Doodle> sits in his house all day 'hacking' people and listening to police scanners
39:00 <faux> lmao
39:00 <faux> what a life
39:00 <Doodle> do you have a recording of dogs barking when someone comes to the front door?
39:00 <couleurs> Faux: Yes, Lol. Bye. XoXo.
39:00 <faux> lolll
40:00 <morgoth> I've never met a homosexual doctor
40:00 <faux> ok
40:00 <breaker> Doodle, If I was a "hacker" you wouldn't be online to have a cry. :D
40:00 <Doodle> i got a DRE from a gay doctor
40:00 <faux> Dr Dre
40:00 <faux> .
40:00 <Doodle> oh i thought u were the master hacker, u said it often enough
40:00 <couleurs> did he shake your hand with 1 glove on
40:00 <Doodle> looool
40:00 <faux> MaSTeR HaCKeR
40:00 <Doodle> no he said look no hands halfway through
41:00 <couleurs> HeEHhe
41:00 <Doodle> actually he said 'this is one of the not so glamorous parts of the job'
41:00 <faux> wtf is a dre
41:00 <Doodle> i'm thinking yeah m its not exactly a fucking mariah carey concert for me either
41:00 <Doodle> digital rectal exam
41:00 <faux> o
41:00 <breaker> Doodle, Look at yourself.. the more you say that I am.. the more infamous I become.
41:00 <Doodle> finger in the butt
41:00 <couleurs> hehe
41:00 <Doodle> ye ok dave we've moved on u can fuck off now
42:00 <faux> what was digital about it
42:00 <Doodle> ty
42:00 <Doodle> finger
42:00 <Doodle> digit
42:00 <faux> oh
42:00 <faux> i got wunna dem in hosp
42:00 <faux> he asked me about my poop for 30 mins
42:00 <Clarkson> now it's all good shit
42:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
42:00 <faux> then lubed his finger
42:00 <Doodle> lol ye theyre obsessed
42:00 <faux> and wasnt even gentle
42:00 <faux> im like excuse me
42:00 <faux> buy me dinner first
42:00 <faux> so rude
43:00 <morgoth> this guy shoved his finger up my arse and I killed his whole family
43:00 <faux> rip dad
43:00 <Doodle> i always wondered why that doc sits on a fit ball instead of a chair
43:00 <Doodle> now i know why
43:00 <breaker> Doodle, Yeah I heard that about you.. you had a very hard time moving on from someone.. specially after you took her to your room ;)
43:00 <morgoth> dear me
43:00 <Doodle> rrrrrrrrrrrrrofl
43:00 <Doodle> i took her to me room to see ME CAT
43:00 <morgoth> has humanity sunk so low?
43:00 <Doodle> who was on the bed lol
43:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <breaker> Doodle, "I wanted to bone you on my bed when we were in my room"
44:00 <Doodle> if you want to go down this path dave i have way more embarrassing shit about the love of your life to spill than u do
44:00 <Clarkson> you know bikies and have such a great relationship you could actually organise them to injury someone? you definately hate gay people and have no queer feelings yourself, and you are 6'8" but missing your legs? and you seem very upset
44:00 <breaker> loooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
44:00 <faux> wasnr she the one msging me cos u wouldnt talk to her anymore p sure she was the one eho had trouble letting go
44:00 <Doodle> yup
44:00 <Doodle> the one dave is in love with
44:00 <faux> awks
44:00 <faux> yeah i know who hes talkinf about
44:00 <faux> but i mean
44:00 <morgoth> ne artists in residence?
45:00 <faux> you stopped talking to her and ahe was msgn me like IS HE LINE
45:00 <faux> WHEN WILL HE BE ONLINE
45:00 <faux> HAVE U SPOKEN TO HIM
45:00 <faux> calm down desperado hes pooping
45:00 <Doodle> ye but dont ruin old mates fantasy here
45:00 <faux> lmao
45:00 <couleurs> yea i'm an irc artisté
45:00 <Doodle> its all he has
45:00 <faux> hes so whipped hell beliebe her if she told him the sky is green
45:00 <faux> sad
46:00 <morgoth> my proctologist told me to eat more raspberrys
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <Doodle> then u blew him one
46:00 <faux> lol
46:00 <faux> -one
46:00 <faux> .
46:00 <Doodle> :o
46:00 <Doodle> filth
46:00 <faux> ehe
47:00 <morgoth> ok ok, im having reality deficiency disorder
48:00 <morgoth> dont you think its wrong for the army to rape doctors?
49:00 <morgoth> ...
50:00 <couleurs> ok bye weirdos
00:00 <couleurs> n e other goss Lumeah2?
17:00 <President_Trump> GET ME BACON AND EGGS!
17:00 <President_Trump> sluts
20:00 <couleurs> Make Me.
22:00 <Serenity> [11:44am] <@faux> wasnr she the one msging me cos u wouldnt talk to her anymore p sure she was the one eho had trouble letting go
22:00 <Serenity> ROFL you too? i copped that as well
23:00 <couleurs> OwNeD
24:00 <breaker> Sarah
24:00 <breaker> Why tell lies for?
25:00 <Serenity> because its not lies and you know very well its not. she begged for for weeks to get doodle to speak to her. If you have an issue with that take it up with her not me
26:00 <breaker> Open channel.. you're whinging about something that didn't happen.. I will respond back.
27:00 <Serenity> if convincing yourself it didnt happen helps you feel better than thats your issue dude
27:00 <Serenity> then*
27:00 <breaker> Keep telling yourself that.
28:00 <Serenity> rofl..
30:00 <breaker> Are you IRC'ing on your phone while driving?
31:00 <Serenity> where am I driving?
31:00 <breaker> Into a tree hopefully.
31:00 <President_Trump> david is in a very bad mood today
31:00 <Serenity> dont get all salty at me for making a comment about something that happened before you and her even met
33:00 <breaker> Is that what you think? Nothing to do with something that DIDN'T happen before... it's about you putting your filthy mouth in where it's not wanted.
34:00 <Serenity> well just like you ill comment on whatever I like in the main channel
34:00 <couleurs> wow i luv me some irc drama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34:00 <breaker> Anyway.. your chummy with the fat rapist and his sister.. go play with them.
34:00 <Serenity> lol stop making your drama my drama, im not interested in the slightest
35:00 <breaker> Nothing like a #Melbourne op called Sarah supporting a rapist.
35:00 <President_Trump> who is the fat rapist?
35:00 <breaker> Who do you think?
35:00 <couleurs> Picard!!!!!!
35:00 <President_Trump> no idea not reading
35:00 <breaker> No.
36:00 <Serenity> too busy eating TOBLERONE trumpy?
37:00 <President_Trump> david who is teh rapist? it is important you warn others so they dont get raped
37:00 <breaker> Sarah knows.
38:00 <President_Trump> she wont say coz she is protecting the rapist tho
38:00 <Serenity> lol I am not involved in whatever e drama you lot have going this week
41:00 <President_Trump> and why are u calling me trumpy please call me the donald
41:00 <GoldSpade> don trump
41:00 <GoldSpade> the trumpster
41:00 <GoldSpade> donny
42:00 <GoldSpade> trums
42:00 <Serenity> no i want to be different
43:00 <President_Trump> jen calls me trumpy
43:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
43:00 <Serenity> well thats a sure fire way to make sure I wont say it
43:00 <Serenity> ty
46:00 <President_Trump> https://i.sli.mg/aNggQC.jpg
47:00 <GoldSpade> shes already won the election...because the illuminati rigged it
47:00 <GoldSpade> for their profit and power
49:00 <President_Trump> wrong
49:00 <GoldSpade> no no no no no..you have a look
49:00 <Serenity> when is the actual election btw
49:00 <Serenity> like how much longer to go
49:00 <President_Trump> 95 days
50:00 <Serenity> gawd thats forever
51:00 <President_Trump> 95 days til demut is curled up in a ball crying
51:00 <GoldSpade> thats right
51:00 <couleurs> 95 days until the end of the world...........
51:00 <President_Trump> couleurs u are that confident crooked hillary will win?
52:00 <couleurs> YEA
52:00 <couleurs> http://i.giphy.com/WX8q9SfmzHmAo.gif
53:00 <BlackDevil> i dont get it
53:00 <President_Trump> lol not bad
54:00 <Serenity> that gif is terrifying wtf
54:00 <breaker> So's your face.
55:00 <President_Trump> we can't let hitler win this election or it will be world war 3
55:00 <President_Trump> http://images34.fotki.com/v1523/photos/1/1595431/13669087/20140826575291fbvi-vi.jpg
56:00 <couleurs> Whoa.
56:00 <faux> illuminazi confirmed 
56:00 <couleurs> hilluminati confirmed
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <couleurs> lol
57:00 <faux> that was creepy
57:00 <couleurs> !twins
57:00 <faux> ehe
58:00 <Serenity> faux im watching that chick make a mini dunkin donuts shop.. she is amazing
59:00 <faux> ye
59:00 <faux> i love er vids
59:00 <faux> and her voice
59:00 <couleurs> i love glue guy
59:00 <faux> lmao
59:00 <Serenity> is that the guy who did those 5 REALLY SHIT THINGS TO DO WITH PENS etc?
00:00 <faux> fuck i had anothet guy to show u couleurs but i cant remember
00:00 <couleurs> oh 
14:00 <couleurs> Hope Not, Lol.
37:00 <couleurs> :p
47:00 <President_Trump> Loof where is captain hook?
47:00 <BlackDevil> in his butt
50:00 <Loof> ie none
50:00 <TheRon> who's he trying to bed?
51:00 <couleurs> wot
51:00 <TheRon> go dees!
51:00 <couleurs> go da dees
54:00 <Loof> brb
14:00 <couleurs> Hope Not, Lol.
31:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon lovelies
32:00 <couleurs> hiiiiiiiiii
32:00 <dematerialised> hi2u
33:00 <TheRon> carn the dees, 2 goals ahead now
33:00 <couleurs> go da dees
34:00 <dematerialised> i see loof was having a whinge again
34:00 <couleurs> YEAP
35:00 <dematerialised> if he gets ops i will not eat dinner for a week #struggles
35:00 <faux> what
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <faux> who would ever op him
35:00 <dematerialised> no no
35:00 <dematerialised> thats what he was saying yesterday lol
35:00 <dematerialised> made a comment about me being "autovoiced" and if that i got ops he'd never come back
35:00 <President_Trump> loof is in line for ops before the pirate
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <faux> oh ok
36:00 <couleurs> his brb's a too short or too long imho
36:00 <dematerialised> now im not seeing a downside to that arrangement
36:00 <faux> atoo short
36:00 <dematerialised> soooo
36:00 <faux> -- theriddler
36:00 <couleurs> 1 Shoe Kids
36:00 <faux> Tho 1 was child shoes
36:00 <faux> lolllllll
36:00 <couleurs> lmao
36:00 <faux> stop it
37:00 <couleurs> he's always coming up with new 1s
37:00 <TheRon> 3 goals now couleurs 
37:00 <faux> hes a character
37:00 <faux> can my pizza hurry up 
37:00 <faux> im hungry
37:00 <breaker> lllooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ faux
37:00 <dematerialised> what kinda pizza?
37:00 <faux> idk aome kinda meat one
37:00 <breaker> Are you ok faux?
37:00 <faux> its delish
37:00 <dematerialised> nom
38:00 <TheRon> mexicana?
38:00 <faux> ive been waiting for my friend since 12:30
38:00 <faux> ..
38:00 <faux> she's been stuck in richmond
38:00 <breaker> A friend that ends in .jpg ?
38:00 <breaker> looooolllllllllll
38:00 <faux> wanna break her legs when she gets ere
39:00 <dematerialised> loooooooooollllllll
39:00 <faux> are we all supposed to pretend we dont have mates cos his only friends is a police scanner
39:00 <dematerialised> yes
39:00 <dematerialised> although i have friends *and* a police scanner
39:00 <faux> he'll be back in a minute to call my bans dogshit
39:00 <dematerialised> yeah
41:00 <couleurs> thank u 4 bean a frend
41:00 <TheRon> i'll be there for you.......
42:00 <President_Trump> david is very angry today
42:00 <dematerialised> whenever i see an RAC van i get emotional
42:00 <TheRon> President_Trump: ready to concede yet??
42:00 <President_Trump> concede what?
43:00 <TheRon> the campaign
43:00 <President_Trump> ok i concede that we are going to win
43:00 <TheRon> surley americans aren't that stupid
43:00 <President_Trump> they arent so stupid as to elect crooked hillary
44:00 <President_Trump> she will put the nuclear codes in an email
44:00 <President_Trump> she is a threat to the entire world and human civilisation
45:00 <TheRon> trumps gonna start a nuclear war
45:00 <President_Trump> what do u base that on?
46:00 <President_Trump> your observations? LOL
46:00 <TheRon> him saying, "we got the bomb, why don't we use them?!"
46:00 <President_Trump> that was a fake story and everyone knows it was fake, that is how stupid you are
46:00 <TheRon> what did he say about abortion?
47:00 <President_Trump> what about it?
47:00 <President_Trump> he's against it so what
47:00 <President_Trump> you like baby murderer crooked hillary?
48:00 <TheRon> i like bernie sanders
48:00 <President_Trump> loololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
48:00 <dematerialised> sanders is what the US needed
49:00 <President_Trump> not discussing any further
54:00 <couleurs> go da dees
59:00 <TheRiddler> Go da dees
59:00 <TheRiddler> Amsy the dees beat hawks
00:00 <TheRiddler> Is she on?
00:00 <couleurs> go da dees
03:00 <couleurs> no but i can take a msg
03:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
09:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllll
09:00 <President_Trump> faux = big toblerone eater
09:00 <President_Trump> she loves them
09:00 <TheRiddler> Stfu trump
10:00 <TheRiddler> You don't speak for her
10:00 <dematerialised> yeah!
10:00 <President_Trump> shes always saying TOBLERONE
10:00 <TheRon> i don't think she pops them like malteasers
11:00 <President_Trump> lol captain hooks taken me off ignore
11:00 <dematerialised> mmmm maltesers
11:00 <TheRiddler> You're always saying bullshit do you like to eat bullshit
11:00 <dematerialised> is trump having an ice outburst?
12:00 <President_Trump> from what ive seen fauxy is always stuffing her face with TOBLERONE and HAM AND CHEESE CROISSANT
12:00 <President_Trump> lucky girl
12:00 <TheRiddler> Ignored
12:00 <dematerialised> lol
12:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
12:00 <dematerialised> soon he'll have nobody left to talk to
12:00 <dematerialised> maybe then he'll leave
13:00 <TheRiddler> Yep
13:00 <TheRiddler> Fingers crossed
13:00 <President_Trump>  * TheRiddler shares toblerone with faux
13:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
16:00 <TheRiddler> Ignoring someone on Andchat is tidious
16:00 <TheRiddler> Tedious
25:00 <couleurs> tobylorone
40:00 <breaker> looolllllllllllllll
48:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/tjG9dUm.jpg
03:00 <dematerialised> couleurs i lol'd http://i.imgur.com/WFmhHwc.jpg
06:00 <MrMark> its saturday!!!!!super duper party time!!!!!
08:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aM94m9M_700b.jpg
09:00 <TheRon> stevie nicks - stand back
11:00 <couleurs> that image don't work 4 me pls
12:00 <TheRiddler> oh
13:00 <couleurs> your 1 did 
13:00 <TheRiddler> oh you mean his
13:00 <couleurs> YEA
13:00 <dematerialised> strange, works for me
13:00 <TheRiddler> it's some teen that looks like a kid
14:00 <TheRiddler> mine is I mean
14:00 <TheRiddler> cant see demats
14:00 <couleurs> i even copy n paste manually...
14:00 <couleurs> u c
15:00 <couleurs> #suicidesquid
50:00 <breaker> looolllllllllllllll
50:00 <hasbro> darren below
56:00 <breaker> Your mum asked me "Do I write above or below the line?"
57:00 <hasbro> LOL
57:00 <hasbro> thats good
58:00 <TheRon> 6 numbers above the line
58:00 <Klutch> hi all
58:00 <Klutch> miss me?
59:00 <Klutch> i missed you guiz
59:00 <President_Trump> http://reallycorny.com/sites/default/files/dumb-fish.jpg
59:00 <hasbro> hello Klutch
59:00 <hasbro> hows it going?
59:00 <Klutch> pretty chill brudda
00:00 <hasbro> good to hear
01:00 <Klutch> wbu
16:00 <GoldSpade> ayy!
34:00 <GoldSpade> wonder if the olympians are getting tested for flakka
36:00 <Lumeah> i know ahy.. looks crap
37:00 <GoldSpade> hmm
37:00 <Lumeah> struggling for years to achieve... then u get to a third world countries Olympics..... achievement.. 
37:00 <Lumeah> ok enough icecream 
37:00 <GoldSpade> hehee
38:00 <GoldSpade> yes that would be pretty sad
38:00 <Lumeah> horrible 
38:00 <GoldSpade> or you get shot going for a walk
39:00 <Lumeah> yup
39:00 <Lumeah> get shot looking out the windows 
39:00 <GoldSpade> yeah straight in the eye ball
39:00 <Lumeah> such a waste of money 
41:00 <Lumeah> with blood splattered all over the concrete floor of the hotel room 
41:00 <GoldSpade> and they talk about global warming ceromony and playing seeds...what country has ever done that at an olympics
41:00 <GoldSpade> fuken weird
42:00 <Lumeah> they are  contributing to global warming by hosting the Olympics. lol
42:00 <doctor> are we enthusiastic about the games this year?
42:00 <doctor> I havent heard much from it
42:00 <Lumeah> very weird 
42:00 <Lumeah> no
42:00 <GoldSpade> so far not really
42:00 <doctor> i wonder why
42:00 <Doodle> i'm enthusiastic about the women's beach volleyball
43:00 <doctor> theres a game for that
43:00 <doctor> they should introduce oil wrestling
43:00 <Doodle> LOL
43:00 <Doodle> cya dave
43:00 <GoldSpade> yeah go for a swim
43:00 <dematerialised> woops
43:00 <Doodle> oil wrestling would be dumb u cant give oil a gold medal
44:00 <GoldSpade> lesbian mud wrestling is good though
44:00 <dematerialised> i've never met an irl lesbian i believe they are a myth
44:00 <Doodle> how do u know the muds is lesbian
44:00 <doctor> the oiliest and most slippery wins the cake
44:00 <GoldSpade> heheh
45:00 <hasbro> <+dematerialised> i've never met an irl lesbian i believe they are a myth < if you maybe left your home and knew people other than losers on irc austnet you might
45:00 <Clarkson> PandasDontDrive fucking own you :P
45:00 <doctor> Ive seen some lesbians but have never personally known any
45:00 <doctor> I dont now many people
45:00 <hasbro> thats obvious
45:00 <dematerialised> i believe the term lesbian is a marketing term for porn
45:00 <doctor> know*
46:00 <doctor> lesbianism is harder to define now due to gender politics
46:00 <TheRiddler> I knew irc lesbians
46:00 <dematerialised> lol "gender politics"
47:00 <TheRiddler> I know a pansexual
47:00 <doctor> i would say it would be mostly used to identify transgendered mtf who like women
47:00 <dematerialised> those peopel shouldn't be allowed to enforce their imaginations on the greater populous
47:00 <TheRiddler> everyone knows bisexuals
48:00 <doctor> people born female but no longer identify as female or male but like women are known for some name
49:00 <TheRiddler> they call them all cis ppl now
49:00 <doctor> #cishit
50:00 <British^Meat> hi
50:00 <British^Meat> u know how there is LGBT yer?
50:00 <doctor> #hi
50:00 <British^Meat> then they added QI
50:00 <British^Meat> which i assume is queer and intersexual?
50:00 <doctor> probably
50:00 <British^Meat> Whats the diff between queer and gay then?
50:00 <Clarkson> Garfield aint got no shit on me
50:00 <doctor> We should just identify by our hormones
51:00 <British^Meat> +-
51:00 <British^Meat> 0
51:00 <TheRiddler> ho dogs
51:00 <Klutch> i am an otherkin
51:00 <Klutch> deep down inside i am really a dragon
51:00 <doctor> Get a hormone check and put it on paper to exchange in cordial coversation with each other
51:00 <TheRiddler> identify by blood type
52:00 <doctor> I think I'm AIDS+
52:00 <doctor> or was it O
52:00 <Klutch> same thing
52:00 <TheRiddler> O is a rare type
53:00 <doctor> probably not O then
53:00 <Klutch> rare type? can you catch that?
53:00 <TheRiddler> I think O+ is even rarer
53:00 <TheRiddler> .
54:00 <doctor> mew blood
01:00 <Serenity> O blood is the most common blood type there is you dope
01:00 <Serenity> its like 47% of the population
02:00 <Klutch> are you a doctor?
03:00 <British^Meat> she's a chick
03:00 <British^Meat> and a mother
03:00 <British^Meat> and mothers know these things
03:00 <British^Meat> trust me
03:00 <hasbro> especially to all different fathers
04:00 <hasbro> you learn the skills needed
04:00 <TheRiddler> oh
04:00 <British^Meat> well i was just gonna suggest she'd know her kids blood types....
04:00 <Klutch> lmfao
04:00 <TheRiddler> I must of got that from some lame show
05:00 <dematerialised> hello yes this is dog
06:00 <hasbro> wish I could wank again
06:00 <dematerialised> meth ruined your dick
07:00 <GoldSpade> maybe give up the flakka hasbro
07:00 <GoldSpade> that might fix it
07:00 <dematerialised> its tough but you gotta at least tr
07:00 <dematerialised> y
08:00 <TheRiddler> try viagra
09:00 <dematerialised> wb fox
09:00 <faux> tenks
09:00 <faux> me frand just left
09:00 <dematerialised> are you now upset
10:00 <faux> no
10:00 <faux> im sleepy
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <dematerialised> hehe
10:00 <faux> we watched how to be single
10:00 <hasbro> flakka im keen to try
10:00 <President_Trump> what did u do with this frand?
10:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
10:00 <hasbro> have not been able to source any yet
10:00 <faux> average movie 
10:00 <faux> but i like rebel wilson
10:00 <dematerialised> rebel fatson
10:00 <faux> hai ash
10:00 <hasbro> LOL
10:00 <hasbro> rebel wilson
10:00 <hasbro> of course
10:00 <faux> whats up
10:00 <TheRiddler> next time watch supertroopers
11:00 <faux> she picked the movie
11:00 <faux> i wanted to finish the conjuring 2
11:00 <faux> lol
11:00 <faux> she was like ye no
11:00 <dematerialised> lol
12:00 <President_Trump> what was this frand's name?
12:00 <TheRiddler> noyb President_Trump
13:00 <faux> Greatest invention since sliced bread https://imgur.com/gallery/xqTu3LL
13:00 <faux> yh
13:00 <faux> uh*
13:00 <faux> this is so dunb lol
13:00 <faux> dumb*
14:00 <dematerialised> lol
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <faux> https://imgur.com/gallery/HyP51
15:00 <faux> me irl
16:00 <dematerialised> nasty
16:00 <Lumeah> hahahaha good on her
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <faux> agreed
19:00 <TheRiddler> I bought toblerone faux
19:00 <TheRiddler> also is amsy on
19:00 <TheRiddler> ?
19:00 <dematerialised> no
20:00 <faux> she spoke in our group chat but idk if shes on irc
20:00 <faux> she'll get your notification now though
20:00 <TheRiddler> oh
21:00 <TheRiddler> I wanted to congratulate her on her team win
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <TheRiddler> when do dragons play tomorrow?
22:00 <hasbro> they already played u idiot
22:00 <hasbro> they played jens pussy
23:00 <faux> we played thurs
23:00 <faux> Broncos 
23:00 <TheRiddler> oh
23:00 <TheRiddler> I thought it was sunday
23:00 <TheRiddler> did they win?
23:00 <faux> nope
23:00 <TheRiddler> also stfu hasbro
23:00 <TheRiddler> damn
23:00 <faux> ignore it
23:00 <hasbro> they lost they are hopeless
24:00 <TheRiddler> you're an expert on hopeless
24:00 <TheRiddler> my team is playin atm
25:00 <hasbro> im an expert on hopeless
25:00 <hasbro> how so?
25:00 <dematerialised> he wishes to know
25:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/9y7b5Md0shE
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hulk Dancing to Tempurature by Sean Paul Views: 162,506 Uploader: ItzAgame Uploaded: Apr 9, 2015 Duration: 0m54s Rating: 4.90
25:00 <dematerialised> jerome isnt very good at soul searching
25:00 <faux> still me fave
25:00 <dematerialised> he wants you to explain to him why he's homeless
25:00 <dematerialised> er hopeless
25:00 <dematerialised> probably homeless too
26:00 <hasbro> yeh im homeless also
26:00 <hasbro> thats right
26:00 <hasbro> last time i was living with my parents
26:00 <hasbro> now im homeless
26:00 <hasbro> please do tell me all 
26:00 <dematerialised> haah
26:00 <dematerialised> what's wrong jerome
26:00 <dematerialised> yuo're getting a bit worked up
26:00 <hasbro> you are telling the story
26:00 <hasbro> im just asking what is hopeless
26:00 <hasbro> would be great to see this one unfold
27:00 <hasbro> from TheRiddler of all ppl
28:00 <TheRiddler> try a dictionary?
28:00 <TheRiddler> the should be a picture of you next to the word
28:00 <TheRiddler> *there
28:00 <hasbro> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
29:00 <hasbro> is that it?
29:00 <hasbro> HAHAHAHAHA
30:00 <TheRiddler> regular hyena over here
31:00 <hasbro> TheRiddler what happened in the phillipines on your sex tour?
31:00 <Clarkson> fucking electronics is fucking just as abasic as maths
33:00 <TheRiddler> meh
33:00 <TheRiddler> ignored
33:00 <TheRiddler> NEXT
36:00 <British^Meat> lol
40:00 <hasbro> i was just speaking to my sister who is in california and she said that all these losers came to the hostel and they just played pokemon and pedod around
40:00 <hasbro> that would be you TheRiddler and dematerialised
40:00 <Klutch> lmfao
40:00 <hasbro> also prob ircing overseas LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
41:00 <hasbro> they came for comic con
41:00 <hasbro> a hobby for losers
42:00 <hasbro> Serenity is quiet tonight she must be eating junk food or smoking ice
45:00 <Klutch> probably crying about her averageness.
45:00 <Klutch> i think i hit a nerve the other day
45:00 <TheRiddler> .
45:00 <hasbro> you must have
46:00 <hasbro> thats where she has been
46:00 <hasbro> drowing her sorrows
46:00 <hasbro> or adjusting the lap band
46:00 <TheRiddler> ppl have lives outside irc you know
46:00 <hasbro> they do
46:00 <hasbro> but not you lot
46:00 <hasbro> and def not her
47:00 <GoldSpade> heh what a laugh
48:00 <Klutch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iekwtkp46dI
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DR FLEA, SON OF SAM, CHILLINIT, HAYTCH - Cypher Views: 122,838 Uploader: AlexJonesMusic Uploaded: Dec 7, 2013 Duration: 2m58s Rating: 4.78
48:00 <Klutch> llaaddddddddddddddddddddddddd
49:00 <Picard> ello
49:00 <GoldSpade> ayy pickard!
49:00 <Picard> GoldSpade
49:00 <GoldSpade> you dorksmuggler
49:00 <GoldSpade> how are you
50:00 <GoldSpade> very quiet atm ssssshhhhh
50:00 <GoldSpade> dont wake "them"up Picard
51:00 <British^Meat> wots he mean "you lot"?
51:00 <GoldSpade> everyone else but him
51:00 <British^Meat> i see....
51:00 <hasbro> Picard is here
51:00 <hasbro> hide your kids
52:00 <GoldSpade> that makes me feel special
53:00 <GoldSpade> very considerate
53:00 <GoldSpade> heh
55:00 <British^Meat> lol no shit
55:00 <British^Meat> what a pisser
55:00 <TheRiddler> hai sezz
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <GoldSpade> heh
55:00 <GoldSpade> thats a shame
55:00 <British^Meat> "i dont live on IRC not like "YOU LOT"
55:00 <British^Meat> cracks me up
55:00 <GoldSpade> what about I like you alot
55:00 <Serenity> im hardly ever here before bed time on the weekends and im accused of living on irc
55:00 <Serenity> okayy
56:00 <GoldSpade> wtf
56:00 <British^Meat> anyone with direct links to anyone elses pics or back story is living on IRC
56:00 <Serenity> you dont really need a back story lets be fair you can just make it up haha
56:00 <British^Meat> true
56:00 <TheRiddler> booom
57:00 <TheRiddler> yep
58:00 <GoldSpade> the single mothers are usually the best looking ones
59:00 <Serenity> what the fuck is that even relevant to
59:00 <GoldSpade> hehe hehe oh never mind
59:00 <Serenity> you are so irrelevant
59:00 <GoldSpade> oh well you get that
59:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllll@ GoldSpade
59:00 <GoldSpade> cant be helped
00:00 <Serenity> I guess you do
00:00 <GoldSpade> do what
00:00 <President_Trump> what made you make that statement GoldSpade?
00:00 <President_Trump> are u wanking?
00:00 <Doodle> yes
00:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
00:00 <Doodle> hai2u katatonic_kate01
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi2u2!
01:00 <TheRiddler> probably because to him they look available
01:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> child rangling
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> #practicesafe sex
02:00 <TheRiddler> do you use a lassoo
02:00 <GoldSpade> its a derogatory term for a woman who wants everything...so she may as well have a goldspade to dig with
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i fuckin need to
02:00 <TheRiddler> or however you spell
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot u doin?
04:00 <TheRiddler> watching my team play
04:00 <TheRiddler> I hope they win
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
06:00 <Serenity> too much ice going on here tonight
06:00 <President_Trump> Serenity who have had the most ice on here tonight?
07:00 <Picard> you trump
07:00 <President_Trump> that is incorrect Picard, i am the only one in here not on ice
07:00 <Picard> and me
07:00 <President_Trump> if chucky joins, chucky and i
07:00 <Serenity> i dont really care tbh
08:00 <Serenity> hadnt it been like 7 years since chucky joined why do you guys talk about him
08:00 <TheRiddler> weekend ice binge
08:00 <Picard> 7 years?
08:00 <Picard> wtf
08:00 <President_Trump> chucky = irc legend
08:00 <Picard> how do you know Serenity, do u keep logs of old chatters
09:00 <TheRiddler> no the irc legen is sgt.splode
09:00 <Serenity> chucky hasnt been here since before ShadowLurker and I got together we have been together 7 years its been longer than that
09:00 <Picard> dunno
09:00 <President_Trump> maybe not in #melb
09:00 <Serenity> anywhere
09:00 <President_Trump> yes he has
09:00 <President_Trump> lol
09:00 <Serenity> becausethats when all that shit happened with pollock
09:00 <Serenity> not the real chucky
09:00 <President_Trump> yes the real chucky
09:00 <Serenity> i dont believe it
10:00 <President_Trump> lol
10:00 <President_Trump> whatever
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww i miss splode
10:00 <British^Meat> no
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> can someone make him come back
11:00 <British^Meat> that guy was terribly annoying
11:00 <Serenity> yeahh splode was the best
11:00 <Serenity> brb
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> x 10
11:00 <British^Meat> more shit that colouers
11:00 <British^Meat> more shit than...
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw splode was hilarious
11:00 <British^Meat> that dude was just trying to be funny all the time, like, non stop
11:00 <British^Meat> no
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> colours is just cunty most if the time
11:00 <British^Meat> terrible users
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> of
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> *
12:00 <British^Meat> just reminded me of a guy at work
12:00 <British^Meat> u cant speak to him
12:00 <Picard> Serenity you're wrong
12:00 <British^Meat> coz everything is a joke
12:00 <Picard> chucky hasnt been gone 7 years
12:00 <British^Meat> everything is an innuendo
14:00 <stolen> haha chucky hasn't been on here since 2010/11
15:00 <Picard> lies
15:00 <Picard> a pic he posted here is on his facebook and it was 2013
16:00 <stolen> doesnt mean he was here dickhead
16:00 <British^Meat> lol
16:00 <British^Meat> fuck off Picard u flaccid old coot
16:00 <Klutch> lmfao
16:00 <Picard> well it does moron, because its a pic he posted here
17:00 <TheRiddler> the only good thing about chucky is that he owned pollock
17:00 <Picard> u really are stupid
17:00 <stolen> im picard and im slLOOWWWW
17:00 <Picard> he owned dave?
17:00 <Picard> id say dave owned him
17:00 <stolen> means someone 'stalked' his facebook and copied his pic then posted it here
18:00 <stolen> you spastic fat fuck
18:00 <Picard> no moron, chucky posted the pic. ffs u are a dick
18:00 <Klutch> the best thing about IRC is the moronic fights that go on
19:00 <stolen> dicktard
19:00 <Picard> yes, u are
20:00 <TheRiddler> I have seafood curry
21:00 <dematerialised> hello yes this is dog
23:00 <TheRiddler> wooo
23:00 <TheRiddler> team going good
28:00 <GoldSpade> where's the tv remote when you need it
31:00 <GoldSpade> wish they would talk english
31:00 <TheRiddler> the commentary for this game is shocking
31:00 <Lumeah> got a smart tv? 
31:00 <GoldSpade> yeah 
31:00 <Lumeah> n android phone 
31:00 <dematerialised> his TV passed year 10 english
31:00 <GoldSpade> i found it
32:00 <Lumeah> get peel smart remote app for your photo 
32:00 <Lumeah> phone *
32:00 <GoldSpade> whats for
32:00 <Lumeah> it acts as your tv remote control 
32:00 <GoldSpade> ohh
32:00 <Lumeah> though  app on your phone 
32:00 <GoldSpade> didnt know that
32:00 <Lumeah> its cool 
32:00 <GoldSpade> need a sex app
33:00 <GoldSpade> thats what I need
33:00 <Lumeah> same 
33:00 <Lumeah> lol
33:00 <Picard> I have known Andy for 3 years in that time he has supplied me with carpets, Rugs and done some binding on offcuts for me. He has always been great to work with and the service is unreal. He really is "The Man" when it comes to flooring.
33:00 <Picard> he is the man!!
34:00 <GoldSpade> heh picards resume
34:00 <stolen> haha
34:00 <Serenity> chucky's voice still makes me laugh
34:00 <Picard> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCmcppsEguI
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Perth HIA Solomons Flooring Views: 1,073 Uploader: hipages Uploaded: Oct 29, 2010 Duration: 3m32s Rating: 2.08
34:00 <Picard> just for u Serenity
34:00 <Serenity> lolll
34:00 <Serenity> nah im good hey
35:00 <stolen> umm products made in england n comes from meLLboNN
35:00 <GoldSpade> heh wtf is that
35:00 <Serenity> nahh stolen MELBIN
35:00 <stolen> haha
35:00 <GoldSpade> he sounds like micky mouse
37:00 <President_Trump> RIP chucky, 3 years since he has been on irc
37:00 <GoldSpade> doesnt mean he's dead
37:00 <President_Trump> he is not dead, i have phoned him up many times and he's told me to fuckkkkkkkk off lolllllllllllllllll
37:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
38:00 <GoldSpade> who would give out their phone number these days
38:00 <GoldSpade> to people from irc
39:00 <President_Trump> lots of people do
39:00 <GoldSpade> no wonder why there is so much fighting on here
39:00 <President_Trump> when they wanna go on sex tours etc
39:00 <GoldSpade> im talking about from irc
39:00 <GoldSpade> not some sex travel agent
40:00 <Picard> http://speedeecarpetbinding.com.au/
42:00 <Picard> clearly the person who wrote the text on this website had english as a second language
43:00 <Doodle> http://brunomars.us/rumor-come-bruno-mars-gay/
45:00 <Doodle> Bruno Mars is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay. 
46:00 <dematerialised> i can confirm about his gay
46:00 <dematerialised> it was about 2010 actualy
48:00 <Picard> did u fuck him?
48:00 <dematerialised> he's too hairy for me
49:00 <Serenity> plz
49:00 <dematerialised> speaking of gat
49:00 <dematerialised> gay even
49:00 <dematerialised> hi k9
49:00 <GoldSpade> hm
49:00 <TheRiddler> he's probably really bisexual and mislabeled gay
49:00 <TheRiddler> wb kk
49:00 <TheRiddler> yay team
49:00 <TheRiddler> SONS OF THE WEST
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah sif i’m gay
49:00 <TheRiddler> RED WHITE AND BLUE
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m fucking awesome if anything
50:00 <TheRiddler> oops +won
50:00 <Klutch> where is amelia tonight x.x
51:00 <Doodle> https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
51:00 <dematerialised> at the pub getting dicked
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i could eat fajitas every night
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re getting dick dem?
51:00 <Klutch> she wouldnt cheat on me
51:00 <Clarkson> Megan's brother (the fucking dickhead one) was going to be called Josephine. So we call him that to piss him off
51:00 <Doodle> can u eat my fajita every night
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, yes i can doodle!
51:00 <Doodle> wooo
51:00 <Doodle> shars ya fajita
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <TheRiddler> she said she wont come on if you're on Klutch
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> iused to always do beef
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> then i decided on chicken
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG
52:00 <Klutch> das not true she luffs me :(
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> the best
52:00 <Doodle> Klutch u wear mascara for christ's sake, amelia would eat u alive
52:00 <Doodle> and spit u out
52:00 <Klutch> thats exactly how i like them
52:00 <Doodle> ..
52:00 <Doodle> no
53:00 <Klutch> and its not mascara its guyliner
53:00 <Doodle> its gay
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Klutch> im like pete wentz from that band nobody remembers
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok, lame.
53:00 <Doodle> oh do u do heroin too
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice
53:00 <Klutch> only shoot it into my dick
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s ice doodle round these parts
53:00 <Doodle> oic
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> booted for being a dick injecting junkie
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> I hope your dick falls off
54:00 <Serenity> do people still do heroin?
54:00 <Clarkson> WaixYourLegs - nah not gay
54:00 <Serenity> you dont hear about it much
54:00 <Doodle> ye
54:00 <Klutch> Serenity: yup
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… they do…
54:00 <dematerialised> doodel https://www.carthrottle.com/post/10-tracks-that-have-changed-a-hell-of-a-lot-since-f1s-first-visit/
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ‘older’ demographic…. as in 30 - onwards
54:00 <Klutch> australia actually has some awesome heroin
54:00 <Serenity> ah right
54:00 <Serenity> makes sense
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is some drug… kinda survey thing conducted…. that has the latest stats
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s an interesting read actually
55:00 <Serenity> im not sure ive ever known anyone who did heroin or if i did they hid it well
55:00 <Doodle> onice dematerialised
55:00 <dematerialised> thought u might like a gander
55:00 <Klutch> opiates are easy to hide unless you know what you're looking for
55:00 <Klutch> i mean
55:00 <Klutch> unless they're full on nodding
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> One of my clients o/d on  heroin… it was so sad!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> she was like.. it’s the only drug i haven’t done...
56:00 <Serenity> the most common addictions ive ever come acros in people ive met/known is actually OTC drugs or prescription drugs
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM died in a lift, inside houso…. everyon scattered like cockroaches and didn’t help her…. CUNTS!
56:00 <Klutch> yeah its one of the few drugs ive never done (mainly because i cant get my hands on it, doesnt run in my circles)
56:00 <Serenity> thats horrible kate
57:00 <Doodle> :/
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… twas…. 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> her funeral was epic .. because her junkie mum showed up… who she hadn’t seen in 80 bazillion years
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.aihw.gov.au/alcohol-and-other-drugs/ndshs/
58:00 <Serenity> wow
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s the ‘national drug survey’
58:00 <Serenity> Im pretty lucky not to have had many people around my day to day life that have drug problems
58:00 <Serenity> just friends of friends type deal
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah my friends don’t have drug issues…. 
58:00 <Serenity> well more like family of friends
58:00 <Klutch> why do you feel lucky about it?
58:00 <Serenity> peoples brothers/sisters etc
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah.. but not immediate circle or friends
59:00 <Serenity> because addiction tears families apart I feel lucky ive not had to be involved in it
59:00 <Klutch> fair enough
59:00 <Serenity> im not talking about drug users
59:00 <Klutch> yeah i know
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> clients (as to be expected) have 9 billion issues… drugs is just one of em...
59:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know what the randoms that did at the house I first started renting
59:00 <Klutch> i was just curious
59:00 <Serenity> im talking about people who are at rock bottom who would steal of their dying nanna to get a fix
00:00 <TheRiddler> is speed another name for heroin?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> or sell their vadge 
00:00 <Klutch> lol no...
00:00 <TheRiddler> or is that another name for meth
00:00 <Serenity> speed is speed
00:00 <TheRiddler> or something
00:00 <Serenity> meth is meth
00:00 <TheRiddler> ok
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have no issues with peeps who want to work in the sex ind. 
00:00 <Serenity> heroin is heroin
00:00 <TheRiddler> gotta
00:00 <Klutch> Speed amphetamine, but straight amphetamine is hard/rare to get, so people call meth "speed"
00:00 <Doodle> oh phew katatonic_kate01
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> however, to support an epic drug addiction….
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s pretty seedy
01:00 <Klutch> its technicaly wrong, and it annoys me
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> klutch you just don’t know the right peeps.
01:00 <Klutch> like retards that call meth "Crack"
01:00 <stolen> ass crack
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah stay away from that shit aye
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> (ass crack that is)
01:00 <Serenity> isnt crack a product of cocaine?
01:00 <Klutch> katatonic_kate01: im saying compared to meth, straight amphetamines is hard to get
01:00 <stolen> lick dat shit clean
01:00 <Clarkson> when i told people in a channel their brown colours were crap
01:00 <Serenity> i dont really know my drugs that well
01:00 <TheRiddler> I think the peeps that were at my first rental did speed, weed, and hebophillia
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Klutch> TheRiddler: Sounds like my kinda people.
02:00 <Serenity> what is hebophilia?
02:00 <TheRiddler> because there were a 13yr olds that hung out
02:00 <Serenity> sex with hobos?
02:00 <Klutch> attraction to teenagers
02:00 <Clarkson> yeh you dumb fucking fat bitch fuck
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky - ease up tiger
02:00 <Clarkson> Meh.    boobs are one thing but they quickly fade to nothing
02:00 <Doodle> agreed clarky
02:00 <Clarkson> i wanna take you to a gay bar
02:00 <Serenity> gross
02:00 <Serenity> i need a beer
02:00 <Doodle> o sweet
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need cake, and wine
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> and no i don’t have any
03:00 <TheRiddler> whatever they call girls in puberty
03:00 <Doodle> off limits
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <Klutch> In their prime.
03:00 <Doodle> :/
03:00 <TheRiddler> there was a 13yr old boy and a few girls 16-20yrs old 
03:00 <dematerialised> mmm beer
04:00 <Serenity> get some
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah where?
04:00 <dematerialised> nah that involves going outside
04:00 <TheRiddler> but he probably knew more about drugs than most adults
04:00 <dematerialised> its too cold for that
04:00 <dematerialised> plus i already went out to get food
04:00 <TheRiddler> surely more than me
05:00 <Klutch> did you get fast food fatty
05:00 <Klutch> order 10 servings?
05:00 <Klutch> with a diet coke?
05:00 <dematerialised> lol
06:00 <Serenity> its like the dead sea in here today
06:00 <dematerialised> ikr
06:00 <dematerialised> nothing but salt
06:00 <TheRiddler> I hear the dead sea is theraputic tho
06:00 <Doodle> idgi
06:00 <Klutch> Serenity are you still mad that i called you average
06:00 <Serenity> yes furious
06:00 <Klutch> dont be mad
06:00 <Klutch> i still love you
06:00 <Serenity> what Doodle...
06:00 <dematerialised> stop fighting with Klutch se
07:00 <dematerialised> zz
07:00 <Doodle> the dead sea thing
07:00 <Serenity> salty..
07:00 <Doodle> oh
07:00 <dematerialised> ^
07:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <faux> and stay out
07:00 <Serenity> im not fighting with anyone
07:00 <Doodle> like goldmember's skin flakes
07:00 <Doodle> shalty
07:00 <Klutch> fight me Serenity
07:00 <Serenity> i am far too lazy to be fighting with people
07:00 <Klutch> 1v1 me
07:00 <Klutch> im not afraid to hit a woman
07:00 <British^Meat> lol
07:00 <faux> klutch y r u so boring 
07:00 <Klutch> ask mixy's step sister.
07:00 <British^Meat> I like gollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllld
07:00 <Doodle> lmao
08:00 <Doodle> Klutch are u trying to impress us by explaining how much of a shitcunt you are?
08:00 <Doodle> cos its not working
08:00 <dematerialised> i was gonna say
08:00 <dematerialised> he seems very proud of being basically gutter trash
08:00 <Klutch> i gave that bitch a split lip at rosemount hotel
08:00 <slower> is it worth asking a serious question/help in here?
08:00 <Klutch> bitches love split lips.
08:00 <Doodle> hits women, is into drugs and teenage girls....
08:00 <dematerialised> sure slower
08:00 <Doodle> i mean
08:00 <Serenity> you can try slower
08:00 <Doodle> its not looking good
09:00 <Klutch> she asked for it so its okay.
09:00 <TheRiddler> I have mint bubbly
09:00 <dematerialised> jealous
10:00 <Klutch> dematerialised: why would i be froud?
10:00 <Klutch> im free
10:00 <Klutch> im not a slave like you
10:00 <slower> a 97 year old man, who lives in a nursing home has a iphone4, he thought it wasnt working, he went to harvey norman, the sold him a iphone 6  $1220 dollars. there is nothing wrong with his iphone 4
10:00 <Klutch> #FuckTheSystem
10:00 <Serenity> i made so much stuff for the kids today
10:00 <faux> whats a froud
10:00 <Serenity> chocolate crackles, honey joys, cupcakes and browndiws
10:00 <British^Meat> <@Doodle> hits women, is into drugs and teenage girls.... - pandas?
10:00 <dematerialised> oh yeah im totally a slave
10:00 <Serenity> brownies
11:00 <faux> mm browndiws
11:00 <slower> he thinks it was about 2 months ago, what would be his chanses of getting a refund
11:00 <dematerialised> not much slower
11:00 <dematerialised> not with the store at least
11:00 <faux> whats a mint bubbly 
11:00 <Serenity> pretty low i spose
11:00 <Doodle> lol British^Meat
11:00 <dematerialised> he'd have to go to consumer affairs
11:00 <Serenity> WOT FAUX
11:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
11:00 <dematerialised> and argue that he was lied to
12:00 <Doodle> faux
12:00 <faux> aero?
12:00 <Serenity> its cadbury aero pretty much
12:00 <Doodle> bend over and i'll show u
12:00 <faux> ok
12:00 <faux> .
12:00 <faux> no
12:00 <slower> i cant believe they would do that
12:00 <Doodle> oh
12:00 <Serenity> its harvey norman those cunts would do over their own nannas for make the commision rofl
12:00 <Clarkson> lol cougz.. sounds so gay :P
12:00 <faux> im grumpy my cunt will snao your dick off
12:00 <dematerialised> they made $1220 that day
12:00 <dematerialised> and probably got a bonus
12:00 <slower> he showed me the new phone, still wraped
12:00 <faux> ro
13:00 <Doodle> k nm then
13:00 <TheRiddler> it's been 2 months
13:00 <faux> k
13:00 <Klutch> steal the new iphone and sell it for heroin
13:00 <Doodle> y r u grumpy
13:00 <TheRiddler> just tell him to sell it
13:00 <Serenity> i remember when i bought pauls s5 and the guy tried to convince me to spend $200 on this insurance shit cause 'these phones break down a lot because they get dust and things inside them' ... theyre water proof phones mate they arent getting anything inside them and if they do YOU owe me a new phone
13:00 <TheRiddler> or sell it for him
13:00 <faux> i fell aaleep 
13:00 <Klutch> for heroin
13:00 <slower> Klutch dont be a cunt
13:00 <Clarkson> I swear, I'm gonna show up to classes and the teachers are gonna be like, "who the fuck are you?"
13:00 <faux> for like halfa and just woke up
13:00 <TheRiddler> might not get it all back
13:00 <TheRiddler> tho
13:00 <Doodle> oic
13:00 <dematerialised> ah the post-nap grumps
13:00 <faux> ye
14:00 <faux> ill wake up soon
14:00 <Serenity> I have to get my nap times perfect or i wake up feeling so bad
14:00 <TheRiddler> :p
14:00 <Doodle> i'll be dead by then
14:00 <faux> tenks
14:00 <TheRiddler> yw
14:00 <TheRiddler> I keep wondering what is best to say when someone says thank you 
14:00 <faux> lol..
14:00 <Picard> http://www.autotrader.ca/a/Ford/F-250/Halifax/Nova+Scotia/5_28253185_200562871539706/?ursrc=pl&urp=4&urm=8&showcpo=ShowCPO
14:00 <Doodle> you're welcome?
14:00 <TheRiddler> you're welcome or no problem
15:00 <faux> youre welcome usually works
15:00 <dematerialised> always you're welcome
15:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
15:00 <Doodle> or wut did u call me
15:00 <TheRiddler> what if you're collecting something for them
15:00 <slower> would it be worth talking to the manager, or say that he will complain to the head office
15:00 <TheRiddler> still the same I guess
15:00 <dematerialised> you could talk to the manager but nothing is gonna happen
15:00 <Serenity> You should try slower but be prepared to not get anywhere
15:00 <dematerialised> it's a legit sale
15:00 <TheRiddler> you're whalecum
16:00 <Serenity> sometimes with contracts you can fight things with older people because they 'dont understand' the things they are signing but I assume this is an outright purchase
16:00 <TheRiddler> it's been 2 months already
16:00 <Klutch> HEROIN
16:00 <georgeandwell> hu
16:00 <TheRiddler> harvey norman are horrible to deal with 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin
16:00 <slower> yes outright
16:00 <georgeandwell> giday m8
16:00 <TheRiddler> especially that long ago
17:00 <TheRiddler> if the purchase
17:00 <Serenity> yeah like if it was days probably but after months is pushing it
17:00 <doctor> i think they make their money from people who forget that they bought something 4 years a go and made very few payments
18:00 <slower> would consumers affair look at it as unethical, taking advantage of a 97 year old
18:00 <dematerialised> yes
18:00 <Serenity> and then have to pay out 5 grands worth of home audio in a week
18:00 <Serenity> haha
18:00 <dematerialised> thats why i suggested it
18:00 <georgeandwell> why woyld u spend 5k on home audio
18:00 <TheRiddler> .
18:00 <slower> ok thank you
18:00 <Serenity> ffs it was a joke you autistic bag of cocks
19:00 <Klutch> lmfao
19:00 <dematerialised> why would you spent <$> on <goods>
19:00 <dematerialised> because you can?
19:00 <Klutch> i cant
19:00 <Klutch> i spend all my money on drugs and hookers
19:00 <dematerialised> quiet baby
19:00 <Klutch> fuck up slag
19:00 <TheRiddler> 2 of the 3 things aren't true
20:00 <dematerialised> "i spend"
20:00 <Klutch> i shift a decent amount of gear
20:00 <Klutch> xoxo
20:00 <doctor> cool
20:00 <TheRiddler> you're getting as bad as saemon
20:00 <amsy> Gossip Girl
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck off
20:00 <Klutch> thats my aim
20:00 <Clarkson> all due to you having no fucking comment that has any merit which may affect me in a negative way
20:00 <TheRiddler> amsy!
20:00 <dematerialised> klutch doesnt even know who saemon is
20:00 <amsy> hi
21:00 <TheRiddler> congrats for your team
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <amsy> go da dees
21:00 <Klutch> the name rings a bell actually
21:00 <TheRiddler> beat the hawks
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> klutch spends too much time on irc to ‘shift’ anything
21:00 <amsy> ye i saw
21:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana smeel me dick
21:00 <TheRiddler> I listened to the last qtr
21:00 <faux> .
21:00 <Klutch> lmfao
21:00 <dematerialised> only thing he's shifting is foreskin between his fingers
21:00 <Klutch> yeah because im on here all day every day yea?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dem
21:00 <doctor> unstable people inevitably disappear
21:00 <TheRiddler> also
21:00 <TheRiddler> did you see the images 2 days ago
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> hopefully so Dr!
21:00 <TheRiddler> ?
22:00 <amsy> dont think so
22:00 <TheRiddler> of the stuido ghibi sweets
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMFG I HATE the bachelor
22:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> why is there NOTHING decent on free to air tv
22:00 <Klutch> because its free
22:00 <Klutch> you gronk
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> MIND BLOWN
22:00 <amsy> theres nothing on pay tv either
22:00 <Klutch> ask stupid questions get stupid replies
22:00 <doctor> They should do a surprise bachelor episode where the winner reveals themselves to be a man
23:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:00 <dematerialised> yes
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah was thinking that too amsy :|
23:00 <amsy> just download shit
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dr that’d be hilarious
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i stream heaps
23:00 <Klutch> doctor: didnt they actually do that?
23:00 <doctor> they deserve it tbh
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is also that never met you lets get married tv show...
23:00 <doctor> did they? that would have been cool
23:00 <Klutch> i could have sworn i remember years ago reading about the huge uproar from it...
24:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/agGg4mK_700b.jpg
24:00 <doctor> our culture can make me quite sad to be human
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> no that was your drug induced psychosis 
24:00 <Klutch> my bad
24:00 <amsy> jaaaa i saw that ash
24:00 <Klutch> hard to tell the difference sometimes
24:00 <dematerialised> which culture is that doctor
24:00 <amsy> so cute
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol yes
24:00 <Serenity> the good thing about that marriage at first sight show is theyre not real weddings
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell riddler
24:00 <Serenity> thank christ
24:00 <georgeandwell> hi
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> its such a lame concept tho…
24:00 <georgeandwell> n e
24:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13900323_10154440569698478_8196459693318426972_n.png?oh=425c1ba89ae8393db5371e369959ae47&oe=585D66D5
25:00 <Serenity> yeah its bullshit
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i guess there isn’t much left to do 
25:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13900323_10154440569698478_8196459693318426972_n.png?oh=9d7718d5a4c524ce99dc7b2dc1080edf&oe=58274F61
25:00 <Serenity> but dont let them gays marry
25:00 <amsy> eeee
25:00 <Klutch> fucking queers
25:00 <doctor> the sputtering convoluted pot of tears and blood we call our own
25:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13669688_10154440569928478_6724184132381670477_n.png?oh=b406268918afed600b1ba27ae9511ba0&oe=5813AC28
25:00 <georgeandwell> im against gay adoption 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is a hilarious show on SBS… naked island… not even sure what the show is about…. but they’re all naked
25:00 <amsy> maybe one day when i can be bothered
25:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.instagram.com/vickiee_yo/
25:00 <dematerialised> i am against anyone putting anything other than male/female on gender form options
26:00 <Serenity> i remember being about 13 and watching shows in my room on mute on SBS I have no idea what they were but people were naked most of the time
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <TheRiddler> I did that too
26:00 <dematerialised> SBS is where i first saw ghost in the shell, many many years ago
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ serenity
26:00 <Serenity> thats how I found queer as folk and I uised to watch them on mute cause I was worried id get into trouble
26:00 <Clarkson> [17:38:26] wheres dad cock
26:00 <dematerialised> its been my favourite ever since
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat carpet?
26:00 <TheRiddler> wtf clarky
26:00 <Clarkson> lol fuck they faded take on me into this mix sick
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i loved queer as folk!
26:00 <Serenity> same!
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> The mum… 
26:00 <amsy> ash she rules
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> who was super proud 
27:00 <georgeandwell> gayd should go back in the da closet
27:00 <Klutch> i found gay porn on my brothers computer once when i was little
27:00 <Klutch> true story
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> great
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
27:00 <British^Meat> male gay or female gay?
27:00 <georgeandwell> hes prob gay then
27:00 <Klutch> male gay
27:00 <Klutch> like full on dick sucking queer gay
27:00 <British^Meat> why were u on his computer?
27:00 <georgeandwell> i got a lot of leso porn
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> gay porn is the best!
27:00 <TheRiddler> I found bestiality on my brother's computer
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> It’s so cheesy
28:00 <TheRiddler> I win
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ riddler
28:00 <TheRiddler> sadly
28:00 <Serenity> MAURICEEEEEEE
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
28:00 <dematerialised> i have gay porn, tranny porn, horse porn, amputee porn, automotive porn
28:00 <Maurice> Hiiiiiiiiiiiii
28:00 <dematerialised> i just really like porn
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> wre you like bro…. you need to change yo password
28:00 <TheRiddler> wtf is automotive porn
28:00 <Serenity> hello!
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> car 
28:00 <Klutch> its what dematerialised does when hes alone
28:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity, I only just saw your fb msg
28:00 <TheRiddler> tail pipes and objects
29:00 <Serenity> hahah
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure why you’d wanna fuck the tail pipe… 
29:00 <Clarkson> Your such a clueless dick
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe doodle can explain
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> he loves his car
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> a lot
29:00 <TheRiddler> idk either
29:00 <Maurice> Theres not one part of my body that doesnt hurt
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> sexy times?
29:00 <Serenity> you filth bandit
29:00 <Maurice> And my vagina might fall off
29:00 <dematerialised> very
29:00 <Clarkson> you can run thus cunt over
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ filth bandit 
29:00 <Serenity> that was me yesterday
30:00 <Maurice> Lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fun sexy times!
30:00 <Clarkson> I'm too busy catching SNAPPER to want people to pay attention to shit I say
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s nice. I’m never having sex again. 
30:00 <Clarkson> i am so fuckin bored
30:00 <TheRiddler> snapper fapper
30:00 <Maurice> I also smashed a glass when I knocked it off the side of the spa
30:00 <Serenity> ahaha kate
30:00 <TheRiddler> I can see clarky
30:00 <Serenity> make hubby get the snip
30:00 <Clarkson> i know its cheap shit but i like them
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> Unless the husband or side guy/s bribe me with loads of cake
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah he is… but avoids talking about it.
30:00 <Serenity> haha
31:00 <TheRiddler> are you allowed to have sex after your fake baby c-section
31:00 <Klutch> or you could not be lazy and take your pill
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler… 6 weeks
31:00 <Serenity> is it still 6 weeks after a csec kate
31:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
31:00 <georgeandwell> whenever i hear news of minorities i tume out
31:00 <Serenity> boom
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. they never said that on discharge
31:00 <TheRiddler> tune yourself out georgeandwell
32:00 <Serenity> 6 months**
32:00 <Serenity> drs orders
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> and reccommended no pregnancies for 12 - 18 months for me
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> I laughed when i saw that
32:00 <Serenity> never sounds safer
32:00 <dematerialised> haha
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif im ever having another
32:00 <TheRiddler> is it because c-sections take longer to heal
32:00 <dematerialised> yeah c-sect literally cuts through muscle
32:00 <dematerialised> its not good
32:00 <Serenity> you need to give your uterus time to heal properly
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> its fine…. 
33:00 <Klutch> dematerialised would know
33:00 <TheRiddler> ok
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive been up and about since day 2
33:00 <Serenity> csections are fucking hard on the body
33:00 <dematerialised> why are you still here Klutch
33:00 <Clarkson> crocs are the lucky bastards
33:00 <dematerialised> adults are talking
33:00 <dematerialised> fuck off
33:00 <Klutch> lol
33:00 <Serenity> yeah kate electives are so much easier on the bod
33:00 <georgeandwell> hi m8
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> and im playing basketball soon
33:00 <Klutch> y u mad 4?
33:00 <georgeandwell> hows it goin
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah.. so so surpised!
33:00 <TheRiddler> was there a reason to have a c-section over vaginal?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> porn career riddler
33:00 <Clarkson> feral is a cunt to dps with
33:00 <Klutch> didnt want to wreck her cunt obvs
33:00 <dematerialised> haha
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> didn’t want a munted vadge
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
33:00 <georgeandwell> her vag was occupied 
33:00 <Klutch> FUCKIMG BOOM
33:00 <Klutch> I KNEW IT
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw… had an emergency c-section first....
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> and asked to have another
34:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
34:00 <Serenity> most drs will push for csecs after the first one anyway
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> the dr was like ok cool…. as youve had complicatons in yo first pregnancy
34:00 <Serenity> its only a new thing for people to have vag births after csecs
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah me sister in law pushed for a natural
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> after a c-section
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like IDIOT!
35:00 <Serenity> when i have me 11th kid im going for a csec
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
35:00 <dematerialised> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> did she rip her vadge into her arse
35:00 <Klutch> you're not a clown car Serenity
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> just pit a zipper in
35:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1 r make it tonite with no condoms 
35:00 <dematerialised> careful with your coughing your next one might just fall out sezz
35:00 <dematerialised> :P
35:00 <TheRiddler> that'd probably be the worse outcome I bet
35:00 <Maurice> My sis in law had a vbac with her 2nd, then back to c-sect with the 3rd
36:00 <Serenity> it'll pop right out of me belly button
36:00 <dematerialised> haha
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <aliasd> <Serenity> most drs will push for csecs after the first one anyway <--- you mean after a first c-sec?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just dont think i need to exprience epic pain in me vagde
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> to birth a child
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
36:00 <Klutch> not a real woman
36:00 <Serenity> yes, most drs still push for another one after the first csection. a lot of women have to fight for vbacs
36:00 <Klutch> take the easy way out
36:00 <TheRiddler> to have the layer of skin between your vag and ass ripped apart
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> I could hardly walk up my drive way LOL let alone push out a child
36:00 <aliasd> yea go for epic pain in your tummy instead?
37:00 <Klutch> thats whats wrong with women these days, they want to skip out on being real mothers
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
37:00 <Serenity> this isnt mwas Klutch calm down lol
37:00 <Klutch> hahahahaha
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> you have a dick. Your opinion is redundant.
37:00 <aliasd> yea, i was worried they were pushing now for them after 1st birth for some reason Serenity 
37:00 <Klutch> they fire up just as easy though Serenity
37:00 <Serenity> its starting to shift aliasd but a lot of drs are still stuck in the mind set that vbacs are bad
38:00 <aliasd> yea, we are trying to arrange a homebirth atm
38:00 <Serenity> thank fuck im past all this shit
38:00 <Clarkson> dont ever go again Doodle you asshole
38:00 <Serenity> ohh yeah?
38:00 <TheRiddler> they probably get more money from c-sects
38:00 <Serenity> i wanted to do that but I had other issues
38:00 <aliasd> it's like illegal to homebirth in nsw
38:00 <TheRiddler> who is aliasd btw
38:00 <Serenity> I dont think they do TheRiddler its just extra risk they cant be bothered with
38:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
39:00 <aliasd> oddly enough, my first child was a perfect case for a csection, would have saved her life :( instead we were sent home
39:00 <aliasd> it was a rupture, and the baby died that night
39:00 <dematerialised> that's unfortunate
39:00 <Serenity> oh aliasd thats heartbreaking
39:00 <Serenity> im sorry
39:00 <Klutch> *tongue even
39:00 <aliasd> 40 weeks
40:00 <aliasd> otherwise fine
40:00 <Klutch> you know the best thing about dead babies? They never get old.
40:00 <aliasd> so that's a case when they should do it, but they didn't, in fact they induced for 5 days after that
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
40:00 <Serenity> that was my joke you fuck head
40:00 <Serenity> YOU STOLE IT
40:00 <Klutch> HAHAHAHAHA
40:00 <Serenity> god Klutch
40:00 <Klutch> I POSTED IT ON DEEKAYS FB FIRST
41:00 <Serenity> STEALER
41:00 <Serenity> oh hang on yeah that was you ahha
41:00 <MrMark> boo!
41:00 <Klutch> now whos the fucking stealer
41:00 <Serenity> mine was the abortion one
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> MrMark!
41:00 <Klutch> jesus
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick pics!
41:00 <Klutch> taking credit for shit that aint yours
41:00 <dematerialised> aloha MrMark
41:00 <dematerialised> are you naked yet?
41:00 <Serenity> i got confused
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem, see if you can get dick pics?
41:00 <MrMark> yep im naked
41:00 <dematerialised> on it
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> proof
41:00 <Klutch> its okay
41:00 <Klutch> you're a woman
41:00 <Klutch> i forgive you
41:00 <Serenity> my niece had a lot of complications with her first baby because they wouldnt do a csec sooner
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem <3
42:00 <Serenity> they let the poor kid labour for 2 days and then baby ended up in the NICU for 3 weeks
42:00 <Serenity> kid.. she was 20 rofl
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus
42:00 <Serenity> swallowed merconium (sp)
43:00 <Klutch> aliasd hasn't said anything since my dead baby joke
43:00 <Klutch> did i cut too deep
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> my best friend had termination around 15 weeks due to  issues with the baby…. and they wanted her to birth the baby…. day 3 they decided to do surgery…. but she was in the fucking maternity ward…. how barbaric is that! 
44:00 <Klutch> shouldnt have got a termination then
44:00 <Klutch> thats fucked up
44:00 <aliasd> am ok Klutch, just really had nothing to add to the dead baby jokes.
44:00 <Klutch> killing babies is wrong
44:00 <Klutch> unless they have downs or something
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
44:00 <Serenity> can you not
44:00 <Klutch> or unless i fathered it
44:00 <Serenity> seriously go find a mum page to troll lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> again, your opinion isn’t valid.
44:00 <Klutch> then its okay
44:00 <Klutch> Serenity: Add me to one
44:00 <Serenity> im not on any rofl
44:00 <Serenity> except mwas
45:00 <Serenity> and those bitches are fucking deranged
45:00 <Klutch> amusing tho
45:00 <Serenity> i had to stop following the page cause it was flooding my feed
45:00 <Serenity> now i dont know anything about whats going on
45:00 <Klutch> yeah i left ages ago becaause of it
46:00 <Serenity> and i got a little tired of their home and away style pack fights
46:00 <Klutch> i got like a quarter of the group to block me though so that was kinda cool
46:00 <Serenity> borzilla
47:00 <Serenity> omgg sharon said something dumb so 3242432 people are gonna hate her for 3 weeks whie 32424 gang up and hate on the rest of them for hating sharon for being a dumb bitch
47:00 <Serenity> zzzzzzz
48:00 <Klutch> fukn shazza
49:00 <TheRiddler> should just paste housos memes
50:00 <Klutch> original
53:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls here want unprotected sex with me
53:00 <Clarkson> fuckin classic cult shit
54:00 <GoldSpade> im sure they will just be cuing up georgeandwell
54:00 <British^Meat> knee deep in clunge
54:00 <GoldSpade> heh
54:00 <Klutch> georgeandwell: i can put a wig on?
54:00 <Klutch> gotta give me meth in exchange tho
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> put a noose on, please 
55:00 <Klutch> katatonic_kate01 is just jealous
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally.
56:00 <Klutch> you're a sheep
56:00 <Klutch> im free
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> next.
56:00 <Klutch> from the restraints of the government
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you’re shifting drugs.
56:00 <Klutch> yes
56:00 <GoldSpade> kate did you fake yer pregnancy to prove than you can get laid
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, cool story. Next.
56:00 <Klutch> i think she did
57:00 <Serenity> lollll
57:00 <Klutch> i heard kate weighs what Serenity did before she lost all the weight
57:00 <Klutch> is that true?
57:00 <Klutch> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
57:00 <Serenity> kates smaller than me i dont think do
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha doubt that serenity!
57:00 <Klutch> is that true katatonic_kate01
57:00 <Klutch> is that why you're katatonic
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i weigh 700 kg
57:00 <Klutch> i knew it
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah totally why
57:00 <Serenity> im 703
57:00 <GoldSpade> you meant all those diet pills actually worked
57:00 <Serenity> BEAT DAT
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> FATSO WHALE!
58:00 <Klutch> it wasnt diet pills
58:00 <Serenity> where has this diet pill thing come from
58:00 <Serenity> its so weird
58:00 <Klutch> i was selling Serenity my meth
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <Serenity> Klutch got me here
58:00 <Serenity> true story
58:00 <Klutch> me and Serenity are meth heads
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh it goes nicely with the side dudes
58:00 <Klutch> its how we both lost all our weight
58:00 <Serenity> yep
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> diet pills / side dudes / side boob
58:00 <GoldSpade> you banned me from the perth channel for because someone asked me to say 'diet pills'
58:00 <Serenity> you cant lose that amount of weight on diet pills in that amount of time
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> well *coughs*
58:00 <couleurs> Hallo
58:00 <Klutch> can if you never eat
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> FROM THE OTHER SIDE
59:00 <Serenity> i banned you because you're a hopeless idiot who cant think for himself
59:00 <Serenity> Klutch stop ruining our meth story
59:00 <Serenity> ffs
59:00 <Klutch> sorry
59:00 <GoldSpade> I didnt I know anything about it...it was day I first got on
59:00 <Serenity> rofl right
59:00 <Klutch> its just katatonic_kate01 doesnt like meth talk
59:00 <Klutch> it upsets her
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally.
59:00 <Klutch> and i dont like upsetting people
59:00 <Serenity> shes furious
00:00 <GoldSpade> she doesnt like flakka talk either apparently
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah < / rage quit  >
00:00 <GoldSpade> any satanic drugs
00:00 <Klutch> katatonic_kate01 just doesnt like any talk that doesnt make her the centre of attention
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> like anyone here, obv
00:00 <couleurs> Hi All
00:00 <dematerialised> hihi couleurs
01:00 <couleurs> i went 2 dinner i ate and drank and got uber home n u
01:00 <Klutch> riveting
01:00 <Klutch> tell us more
01:00 <dematerialised> sat at home playing games fiddling with my anus
01:00 <dematerialised> tysm
01:00 <couleurs> NiCe
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need to set up uber wif me paypal 
01:00 <Klutch> yeah dont get a taxi
01:00 <Klutch> women get touched in taxis
01:00 <couleurs> that's what i did and i get free rides
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> no shit. 
02:00 <Klutch> by those dark skinned fellas
02:00 <Klutch> whatre they called
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts
02:00 <Klutch> thatll do
02:00 <GoldSpade> nasty
02:00 <couleurs> who's Klutch their annoying like a Loof lite
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Klutch> dont be mean couleurs
02:00 <Klutch> im a sensitive soul
02:00 <GoldSpade> thats really racist kate
02:00 <Klutch> a little damaged from my drug use
02:00 <Klutch> leave me alone
02:00 <couleurs> yea i saw you paint your fingernails 
03:00 <GoldSpade> flakka?
03:00 <Klutch> BLACK FINGERNAILS
03:00 <Klutch> RED WINE
03:00 <couleurs> what a woman!!!!!!!!
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh emo…
03:00 <Klutch> I WANNA MAKE YOU
03:00 <Klutch> ALL MINE
03:00 <Serenity> omg i need to listen to that now
03:00 <Klutch> hahahaha
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> who sung that
03:00 <Klutch> i cant even remember
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> who who who who
03:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Black Fingernails, Red Wine - Eskimo Joe" [Spotify]
03:00 <Klutch> ^
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> AHHHHHHH
03:00 <georgeandwell> hi
03:00 <GoldSpade> boring
03:00 <georgeandwell> its me
03:00 <Klutch> also im not emo
03:00 <Klutch> im edgy
04:00 <couleurs> sgarn on m8
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> which is emo
04:00 <dematerialised> you're a faggot
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that too dem
04:00 <Klutch>  you're a faggot
04:00 <morgoth> http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gKBaw6Xf2e
04:00 <Serenity> do people still care about men wearing nail polish
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> he just likes dick ok
04:00 <GoldSpade> only if they are trannys
04:00 <Klutch> theres nothing wrong with a dick or 2
04:00 <Serenity> woah dematerialised are you getting this rain
04:00 <Serenity> o.O
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> possibky at the same time
04:00 <couleurs> lmao @ voice msg
04:00 <dematerialised> negative
04:00 <Serenity> its so fucking heavy
04:00 <couleurs> that roked
04:00 <couleurs> RiP Pieter
04:00 <Klutch> katatonic_kate01: exactly. the more the merrier
05:00 <Klutch> its only gay if you shut your eyes
05:00 <amsy> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <Serenity> Klutch likes to put one in each hand and go skiing
05:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :9
05:00 <Klutch> who doesnt really?
05:00 <Serenity> exactly
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> not me!
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive had one dick too many
05:00 <Clarkson> yeah, i really wanna fuck a straight guy, let alone a married one
05:00 <Klutch> then you havent lived until youve skiid
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> and look what happend!
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
05:00 <Serenity> you have 9 kids to 10 dads kate
05:00 <Serenity> p[ipe down
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s actially 13 to 13 dads!
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> It was in me cock a lot phase
06:00 <Serenity> jeez
06:00 <Serenity> busy woman
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah.. what can i say, i enjoyed cock back in the day
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> im a lesbian now
06:00 <dematerialised> radar says you've got a cell right over you sezz
06:00 <Serenity> LIGHTNING
06:00 <Serenity> OOOOOOOOOH
06:00 <Klutch> because no man would want you after 13 kids?
06:00 <dematerialised> that'd probably be it
06:00 <amsy> hi cc :%
06:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/Dsttq1M.jpg
06:00 <amsy> me
06:00 <dematerialised> i havent got shit here atm
06:00 <Clarkson> Cause I want to be fucking happy
07:00 <Klutch> I JUST GOT THUNDER
07:00 <Klutch> OMG
07:00 <Klutch> SEZZ ARE YOU NEAR ME
07:00 <Serenity> there was just a really loud clap of thunder
07:00 <dematerialised> fuck up idiot
07:00 <Clarkson> student, its the only way u can get a fuck loser
07:00 <Serenity> i dont know where are you
07:00 <georgeandwell> my cam is coming on in 5min ladies
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> my vagina is amazing. All c-sections. Porn contract stated I had to do c-sections.
07:00 <Klutch> belmont brudda
07:00 <Serenity> aaaaaahahah
07:00 <georgeandwell> warm up ur vibratirs
07:00 <Serenity> close yes
07:00 <Klutch> what suburb?
07:00 <Serenity> vic park
07:00 <dematerialised> just heard a tiny clap then sezz
07:00 <couleurs> nipple close up.... penetration confirmed
07:00 <Serenity> it shook my windows dematerialised
07:00 <Klutch> ahhhh
07:00 <dematerialised> fair enough
07:00 <amsy> lmao
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> thighs dem?
08:00 <dematerialised> lol k9
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> *chortles*
08:00 <dematerialised> wb fox
08:00 <faux> tenks
08:00 <faux> in a better mood now
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <GoldSpade> hi fax
08:00 <Klutch> thank fuck for that
08:00 <dematerialised> yaya :)
08:00 <Serenity> i thought you were in armadale for some reason Klutch
08:00 <TheRiddler> should of gone into pregnant porn kk :P
08:00 <Clarkson> [09:40:27] lick my asshole kuniva
08:00 <faux> sappening
08:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
08:00 <faux> tysn
08:00 <dematerialised> nommuch
08:00 <Klutch> Serenity: i was in armadale yeeaaarssssss ago
08:00 <faux> m
08:00 <dematerialised> talking about the weather
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha! riddler
08:00 <Serenity> ohh maybethats why
09:00 <couleurs> camel back facks
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could still attempt it now riddler
09:00 <Serenity> one clap of thunder.. is that all we get
09:00 <faux> tenks colores 
09:00 <Serenity> rorted
09:00 <TheRiddler> fake pregnant porn
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> just fat
09:00 <georgeandwell> gidday m8
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of porn… any luck wif mrmark dem?
09:00 <dematerialised> nah
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn it
09:00 <dematerialised> havent started
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
09:00 <dematerialised> i respect him too much
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s lovely
10:00 <Klutch> fattys dont respect anything, dont lie
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> we respect food
10:00 <Klutch> no you dont
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats why we eat so much of it
10:00 <Klutch> you devour it
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, yes we do
10:00 <dematerialised> klutch are you twying to be witty?
10:00 <dematerialised> or funny?
10:00 <dematerialised> or mean?
10:00 <Klutch> klutch are you twying to be witty?
10:00 <Klutch> or funny?
10:00 <Klutch> or mean?
10:00 <Serenity> `ughhhh
10:00 <Klutch> hhheeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
10:00 <faux> .
10:00 <amelia> my gosh theres like a basketball in my tummy
11:00 <dematerialised> is it a mexican one?
11:00 <TheRiddler> cool
11:00 <georgeandwell> hi
11:00 <faux> lmao
11:00 <amelia> except its not its jus too much food
11:00 <faux> "cool"
11:00 <Klutch> pregnant.
11:00 <Klutch> you whore.
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> UP THE DUFF
11:00 <TheRiddler> hai hoopmelia
11:00 <georgeandwell> i had kfc 2nite
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
11:00 <amelia> food baby maybe
11:00 <amelia> haiii trasheh
11:00 <georgeandwell> didn't. stop by the massage parlor tho
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe baby
11:00 <TheRiddler> did you eat burittos
11:00 <TheRiddler> burritos
11:00 <amelia> no i ate schnitzel
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh 
11:00 <amelia> so much schnitzel
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
11:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
11:00 <Klutch> punch yourself in the stomach a few times just incase amelia
12:00 <amelia> way too much fuckin schnitzel
12:00 <TheRiddler> your first favourite
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> the 1 kg one
12:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls here know how to give me massage
12:00 <TheRiddler> made yourself?
12:00 <Serenity> hamelia!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <amsy> https://youtu.be/dvNJuxb5lLI
12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hanging With Hoags "Sexy and Hot" (explicit) Views: 6,335 Uploader: crumsterdiver Uploaded: Mar 2, 2012 Duration: 3m29s Rating: 4.62
12:00 <amelia> fatmelia
12:00 <TheRiddler> aschnitzelia
12:00 <Serenity> who wants a chocolate crackle
12:00 <amsy> me
12:00 <amelia> not i
12:00 <Serenity> me n ant made about 500 today
12:00 <amsy> plese
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAOOOOOOOOO @ amsy
12:00 <dematerialised> i'll chocolate your crackle in a minute
13:00 <amelia> honey crackle
13:00 <TheRiddler> I had mint bubbly 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you so much!
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
13:00 <amsy> please***
13:00 <Serenity> i made honey joys too
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> This is the best
13:00 <Klutch> you made 500?
13:00 <Klutch> wtf?
13:00 <Serenity> yes exactly 500.
13:00 <faux> fuck
13:00 <Serenity> r u kiddeng me
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me bitches
13:00 <Clarkson> i got banned from #sex for assaulting its stupid crap bot
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <Clarkson> u lov sex
13:00 <Klutch> i thought you were on a diet
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahahahaha
13:00 <Serenity> does made = ate?
13:00 <faux> christ in a canoe 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> im crying
13:00 <Klutch> why would you make it if youre not going to eat it
13:00 <Klutch> THAT MAKES NO SENSE
13:00 <Serenity> because i have children
14:00 <Serenity> who also eat
14:00 <Klutch> are they fat too?
14:00 <amsy> lol
14:00 <Serenity> they are not
14:00 <Klutch> are you sure?
14:00 <Serenity> yes.
14:00 <Klutch> oh okay
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my lord
14:00 <Serenity> MY HAPPINESS IS SLOWLY CREEPIN BACK
14:00 <Klutch> katatonic_kate01: i made u laugh tho rite?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH i love that song!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, the vid amsy linked
14:00 <Klutch> oh
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> im crying
14:00 <Klutch> damnit
15:00 <Klutch> i thought i was funny fr once
15:00 <Klutch> :'(
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
15:00 <Klutch> i try so hard
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> not hard enough
15:00 <faux> can u trY hard to exit irc
15:00 <Klutch> for some reason people only seem to laugh at me not with me
15:00 <Klutch> i dun get it
15:00 <faux> tysm
15:00 <Klutch> i dontknow how to exit
15:00 <Klutch> im not a quitter
16:00 <Klutch> my love for amelia proves that
16:00 <amelia> you got a fast car
16:00 <amelia> MAYBE TOGETHER WE CAN GET SOMEWHERE
16:00 <Klutch> yellah imma go sideways round da bend
16:00 <amelia> me myself i got nothin to proveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
17:00 <Klutch> you listen to awful music
17:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
17:00 <amelia> this song is gr8ness
17:00 <amelia> fuckin take it back
17:00 <Klutch> make me
17:00 <amsy> is it the new version?
17:00 <amelia> this instant
17:00 <amelia> no
17:00 <Klutch> MAKE ME
17:00 <amelia> fuck no jeezus christ amsy
17:00 <amsy> phew
18:00 <Klutch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liZm1im2erU
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: A$AP ROCKY - F**kin' Problems ft. Drake, 2 Chainz, Kendrick Lamar Views: 97,705,725 Uploader: LIVELOVEASAPVEVO Uploaded: Dec 4, 2012 Duration: 3m53s Rating: 4.77
18:00 <Klutch> dis iz real musik
18:00 <amelia> and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii eye
18:00 <amelia> no
18:00 <amelia> real shit musik
18:00 <Klutch> you dont know what you're talking about
18:00 <Klutch> you hiphopsucka
18:00 <amelia> m n ma m8 trace say no
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qeLI_6t6ds
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Seeker Lover Keeper - Even Though I'm A Woman Views: 667,156 Uploader: SeekLoveKeepVEVO Uploaded: May 19, 2011 Duration: 4m10s Rating: 4.91
19:00 <Klutch> tell trace to have another fit
19:00 <Klutch> kerser4lyfe KUNT
19:00 <Klutch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0lYM1VdUqA
19:00 <Klutch> hes my idol
19:00 <amelia> wow
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kerser - Who Are You? Views: 591,383 Uploader: TheKERSER Uploaded: Apr 3, 2016 Duration: 4m25s Rating: 4.61
19:00 <amelia> kerser
19:00 <amelia> jus wow
19:00 <Klutch> how good is he?
20:00 <amelia> junky cword he is
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <Klutch> hes all about the meth and udnerage sluts <3
20:00 <Klutch> hes my idol
20:00 <amelia> yes true goals
20:00 <Klutch> dedicated my life to them
20:00 <Serenity> THESE DAYS TURNED OUT NOTHING LIKE I HAD PLANNED
20:00 <Klutch> abk reckords who u fink made da deal? n tell tracey grimshaw to have anudda fit
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> <3 powederfinger
21:00 <faux> poweder
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> burning fanny has a new album out
21:00 <Serenity> ye i dont mind em
21:00 <Klutch> we can come to your town n get u run out amelia
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> saw em live 9 billion years ago
21:00 <Klutch> im about to pop me 8th pilllllll
21:00 <faux> ok
21:00 <faux> rip
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh please die
21:00 <faux> c u on wikipedia
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:00 <dematerialised> rain is here sezz
21:00 <amelia> JaCK JoHNSoN
22:00 <Klutch> hey im kers who the fuck r u brah?
22:00 <Serenity> it doesnt last long
22:00 <Klutch> prove im the tihng, prove im the king
22:00 <amelia> cya wazza
22:00 <dematerialised> yeah doesnt seem too heavy either
22:00 <Serenity> woah who was that
22:00 <Klutch> she wet enough no lube when im movin it innnnnnn
22:00 <dematerialised> reckon you got the better half of it
22:00 <Serenity> PLIVVY
22:00 <amelia> wot a terrible thing for you to doooooooo
22:00 <dematerialised> yeah that was jerome
22:00 <amelia> wot an awful thing for you to say eeeee
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh grea that cunt will PM me in a sec i bet
22:00 <Serenity> he got on an old IP
22:00 <Serenity> for that to have picked him up
22:00 <dematerialised> haha
22:00 <dematerialised> unlucky
23:00 <Serenity> hahah
23:00 <amelia> i will ban him from other chan, that'll make his nighy
23:00 <dematerialised> do it
23:00 <dematerialised> also rain is heavy now sezz
23:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "! (The Song Formerly Known As) - Regurgitator" [Spotify]
23:00 <Serenity> yeah its really heavy for a few mins
24:00 <Serenity> amelia has he asked about our lunch
24:00 <Serenity> was that this weekend?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope it doesnt rain tomoz  - ive got stuff to do
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> and coffee dates!
24:00 <Serenity> its meant to rain all week here
24:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahaha he must be injecting atm cos he not responded to ban yet
24:00 <Serenity> ahahaha
24:00 <dematerialised> wtf where has my regurgitator gone
24:00 <amelia> he prob forgot bout our lunch after his come down
24:00 <Serenity> hes been on all day amsy
24:00 <Serenity> amelia
24:00 <dematerialised> i swear something is randomly deleting shit off my music server
24:00 <Klutch> amelia
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd ive got mothers group with 900 strangers.. better not rain
24:00 <Serenity> i think hes been pinging since last night
24:00 <amelia> hahah
24:00 <Klutch> are you hceating on me with Serenity
25:00 <amelia> perhaps
25:00 <Serenity> maybe
25:00 <Klutch> thats not cool hey
25:00 <Serenity> I told you to give her meth
25:00 <amelia> nah MDMA pls
25:00 <Klutch> she wont meet me :(
26:00 <Serenity> i would actually like to do that one day
26:00 <Serenity> with some cool people
26:00 <Serenity> real mdma tho
26:00 <Klutch> as long as i can do meth
26:00 <Klutch> im happy
26:00 <Klutch> fuck yall
26:00 <Serenity> just once
26:00 <amelia> why jus once
26:00 <Klutch> Serenity: let me know ;)
26:00 <Klutch> im serious
26:00 <amelia> jus for the experience?
26:00 <Klutch> i have epic hookups right now
27:00 <Serenity> yeah mostly amsy
27:00 <Serenity> cdmgndsbkjrg
27:00 <Serenity> ffs
27:00 <Klutch> last 2 caps i had floored me, couldnt even stand for about half an hour during the peak
27:00 <Serenity> amelia
27:00 <Serenity> I never got the chance to do anything like that
27:00 <Serenity> and it interests me
27:00 <amelia> and hes back
27:00 <amelia> (warren) LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ you fucking loser
28:00 <amelia> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
28:00 <Klutch> Serenity: $35 and youll have thebest night of your life
28:00 <Klutch> you know who to talk to ;)
28:00 <Serenity> haha
28:00 <Serenity> ok
28:00 <Serenity> 35 is alright
28:00 <Serenity> id pay more than that for alcohol in a night
29:00 <TheRiddler> I hear lsd can be pretty bad
29:00 <georgeandwell> i hate that telstra commercial 
29:00 <Klutch> TheRiddler: depends on the person
29:00 <Serenity> ive honestly not done any of it other than smoke weed and rack some ritalin as a teen
29:00 <Serenity> i never got the chance
29:00 <TheRiddler> I thought so
29:00 <amelia> Ritalin
29:00 <Klutch> LSD and MDMA are my favourite. I can't count how many times ive done it, ive never freaked out/wigged out on it
29:00 <Klutch> but i know people that get fucking weird on it EVERY time they have it
29:00 <Clarkson> trevor wants your cock demat
29:00 <Klutch> its hit and miss
29:00 <TheRiddler> I've not done anything except alcohol
29:00 <Serenity> i guess it depends on who you are with too
29:00 <Serenity> like if youre comfortable etc
29:00 <Klutch> yeah
30:00 <Klutch> that plays a big part too
30:00 <Klutch> set/setting = everything
30:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt go do that shit with idiot people
30:00 <TheRiddler> I'm a drug virgin
30:00 <Serenity> i would wanna feel safe or i would freak out all night. im anxious sober let alone high
30:00 <Klutch> ive done it in northbridge a few times
30:00 <Klutch> and its fucking INTENSE
30:00 <TheRiddler> camping
30:00 <Tim-Sim> scene/setting
30:00 <Serenity> ive heard for the first time for mdma its probably best to do it at home with people you trust
30:00 <Klutch> nah
30:00 <Klutch> fuck that
31:00 <Klutch> you cant flip out on MDMA
31:00 <GoldSpade> flakka Serenity
31:00 <Klutch> the lights/lasers/music etc add tot he expeirence tenfold
31:00 <Serenity> I worry because I am an anxious person anyway
31:00 <Klutch> trust me
31:00 <Serenity> so i worry that drugs would make that worse
31:00 <Klutch> with MDMA youll be fine
31:00 <Klutch> the whole point of MDMA is to make you NOT anxious
31:00 <Klutch> it makes you incredibly out going/chattty etc
31:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <faux> .
31:00 <Serenity> mdma interests me because ive watched a few docos and talked to some people and it just seems like no one has a bad opinion of it
31:00 <faux> you can ge outgoing and chatty and have anxiety
32:00 <Klutch> if its real shit, you cant and wont have a bad time on it
32:00 <Klutch> faux: Yes. but MDMA gets rid of all anxiety
32:00 <Serenity> yeah thats why i said the real stuff
32:00 <Klutch> trust me, i have pretty bad social anxiety
32:00 <Serenity> cause i know that there was an issue in perth not long ago with people selling bad stuff
32:00 <Klutch> and it gets rid of ALL the negative feelings i get when i go out
32:00 <amelia> I dunno it jus made ma eyes go funny all zig zaggedy
32:00 <Klutch> Serenity: Theres always people selling bunk shit
32:00 <Serenity> its def 1 drug i will try before i die
32:00 <amelia> and i was pretty LoVeY
32:00 <Serenity> i dont even care if im 50
32:00 <Tim-Sim> it used to be prescribed to help depression and post traumatic stress disorder
32:00 <dematerialised> ^
33:00 <Serenity> oh wow really
33:00 <Klutch> Serenity: yup
33:00 <dematerialised> mdma is pretty safe, the reason it's dangerous is because the shit you buy on the street isnt pure mdma
33:00 <dematerialised> it's usually mixed with other shit
33:00 <Clarkson> it just made me think "get the fuck out of my house"
33:00 <dematerialised> which is what fucks you up
33:00 <Serenity> ahhh see
33:00 <Serenity> thats why i wanna try pure stuff
33:00 <Serenity> i have not heard one bad thing about real mdma
33:00 <Klutch> the caps i get are as pure as youll get
33:00 <Serenity> it just sounds so lovely
33:00 <Tim-Sim> Actually, in some places I think they are still prescribing it fot PTSD
33:00 <Klutch> ive seen the rocks they come in :)
33:00 <Serenity> is there a way to test the stuff you buy Klutch?
33:00 <Klutch> yep
33:00 <Serenity> like so you know what youre getting
33:00 <Klutch> pill testing kits
33:00 <Serenity> cool
33:00 <Klutch> maquires etc
33:00 <Klutch> get em off ebay or a tplaces like cloud9
33:00 <Serenity> and they are accurate?
34:00 <Klutch> yep
34:00 <Serenity> mad
34:00 <Klutch> theyll tell you exactly whats in it
34:00 <Serenity> cloud9
34:00 <Serenity> i love that shop
34:00 <Klutch> man
34:00 <Serenity> brb
34:00 <Klutch> i ran out of weed once and got some synthetics from cloud9 a few months ago
34:00 <Klutch> HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY ALLOWED TO SELL THAT SHIT
34:00 <Klutch> i had like a quarter of it and gave it away to some junkie in the city
35:00 <dematerialised> they arent, they constantly get raided for it
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> like ya mum
35:00 <dematerialised> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> giggles
35:00 <Klutch> no illegal drug has ever come close to how uneasy i felt on that shit
35:00 <Clarkson> so i got some free time to type shit into a computers
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> sorry, couldnt resist
35:00 <georgeandwell> is social anxiety real?
35:00 <dematerialised> there's a reason they made a law specifically for it Klutch
35:00 <dematerialised> its fucked up shit
36:00 <Klutch> my ex had her first cone and literally had a panic attack from it
36:00 <georgeandwell> or you didnt learn social skills
36:00 <Klutch> i had to spend the next half hour trying to calm her down
36:00 <georgeandwell> or u dont have confidence
36:00 <georgeandwell> or you dont.enjoy company 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like reality. I don’t feel the need to change it.
36:00 <Klutch> you dont drink?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
36:00 <Klutch> oh wow okay
36:00 <Tim-Sim> i don't like reality
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i dont like you
37:00 <amelia> shut up n paint ma nails
37:00 <Klutch> :3
37:00 <Klutch> i can do that :3
37:00 <Klutch> im good at it :3
37:00 <amelia> :3
37:00 <amelia> wot is that face meant to be
37:00 <Klutch> kitty cat
37:00 <Klutch> =^_^=
37:00 <TheRiddler> would you like black or black
37:00 <dematerialised> haha
37:00 <Klutch> TheRiddler: HAHAHAHAHA
37:00 <dematerialised> i can black and jet black
38:00 <dematerialised> can do even
38:00 <amelia> baby blue pls
38:00 <georgeandwell> n e girls here wana suck me willy while on mdna
38:00 <Klutch> i dont have baby blue :(
38:00 <dematerialised> only black
38:00 <amelia> useless
38:00 <amelia> simply useless
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <Klutch> as they said, i can do black
38:00 <Klutch> i love doing black
38:00 <amelia> I'm sure you do
38:00 <Klutch> jk i hate niggers
39:00 <TheRiddler> would you like acrylic hobby paint nails
39:00 <TheRiddler> I can do those
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <Klutch> its okay i can say that i have black friends
39:00 <amelia> hobby paint nails?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d do a french blackie 
39:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler is a hand makeup specialist
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
40:00 <dematerialised> im glad you got that k9
40:00 <georgeandwell> hi
40:00 <TheRiddler> well I dont have nail polish
40:00 <TheRiddler> I hear acrylic hobby paint is pretty close tho
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem, you’re a bit witty! It’s appreciated!
40:00 <Klutch> all this talk has made me want to pain my nails again
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler
40:00 <dematerialised> ty k9 that really helps boost my ego
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
40:00 <Klutch> amelia lets paint our nails together
40:00 <TheRiddler> they use it for nail art
41:00 <amelia> gay as aids
41:00 <amelia> the whole point is i dun wanna paint dem myself
41:00 <Serenity> hi im back
41:00 <Klutch> ill do me
41:00 <amelia> lets you paint mine and yours
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> wb
41:00 <Klutch> then ill do you
41:00 <Serenity> ty
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like lil dimonds on me nails
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> but they always fall off
41:00 <amelia> gay
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it totally is
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> but bling it up darls
41:00 <amelia> DiaMaNTes
41:00 <Klutch> amelia is more of a weed flowers painter on her nails kinda gal
42:00 <Klutch> *painted
42:00 <TheRiddler> diamonds on the naillsss
42:00 <amelia> nah
42:00 <georgeandwell> hows it.garn on m8
42:00 <Klutch> yes you are
42:00 <Klutch> dont lie
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> just 1 
42:00 <amelia> i dun like patterns n pictures n shit
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot do you get then
42:00 <amelia> or one finger on each hand diff colour than the others
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lame
42:00 <Klutch> i bet you used to have a flat brim weed cap when you were younger
42:00 <Klutch> am i right?
42:00 <amelia> french tip or white or fluoro orange
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> on yo ring finger 
42:00 <amelia> or bright yellows
43:00 <Serenity> i dont paint my nails because they peel in half a day
43:00 <amelia> or blue ohhh soso many options
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive got …. like skin colour, polish atm looks gay
43:00 <Serenity> i clean too much
43:00 <Klutch> the only thing i clean is my meth pipe so i dont have to worry about that
43:00 <Serenity> phew
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> shellac serenity!
43:00 <TheRiddler> do you cup the base and stroke the tube
44:00 <Serenity> yeah ive been meaning to try it kate
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> Its so good!
44:00 <Serenity> i just dont care about my nails that much
44:00 <robot> good evening
44:00 <Serenity> which is sad cause i have beautiful natural nails
44:00 <Serenity> HEY ROBUTT
44:00 <robot> helloo
44:00 <Klutch> TheRiddler: yes, I then gently run the lighter along the stem to get any residue
44:00 <TheRiddler> hi robot
44:00 <amelia> shellac is poop
44:00 <robot> hello amelia
44:00 <TheRiddler> ouch
44:00 <Serenity> i got acrylics one time for my wedding because i didnt want to deal with peeling n stuff
44:00 <Serenity> and oh my god... biggest regret
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> I did my nails… and thought oh yeah extra money and they’ll wear the same… naw actually lasted 3 weeks i think and im pretty hard on me nails
44:00 <amelia> hai wobots
45:00 <robot> what r we talkin bout
45:00 <Serenity> anal warts
45:00 <amelia> they grow out n look gross at de bottom
45:00 <robot> fuck yea
45:00 <Clarkson> simba: i also dont want our relationship to be gay
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive had acrylics for… a bazillion years 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> or i’d bite me nails
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> and I HATE it
45:00 <Klutch> fake sluts gonna fake
45:00 <Serenity> i have such strong amazing natural nails
45:00 <Clarkson> he could have become a famous as fuck movie star
45:00 <robot> <robot> what r we talkin bout <@Serenity> anal warts <amelia> they grow out n look gross at de bottom
45:00 <TheRiddler> badly done sezz?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lucky!
45:00 <amelia> I dun understand how can go to the fuckin moon but cant make non chipable nail polish
45:00 <Serenity> the acrylics TheRiddler?
45:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> shellac amelia!
46:00 <Serenity> nah they were great but acrylics are terrible for your natural nails
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes or gellish
46:00 <Klutch> this is out of my league i only know about black nailpolish and black eyeliner.
46:00 <amelia> no
46:00 <amelia> they fuck your actual nails
46:00 <Clarkson> ill show u my pussy TheRon
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> well we cant have it all
46:00 <TheRiddler> pics clarky
46:00 <Clarkson> pop a dollar give a holla dont give a fuk
46:00 <amelia> i got nice nails i dun need that shit, i jus want normal polish that dont chip
46:00 <Serenity> they made my natural nails so soft and painful
46:00 <Clarkson> fuck off to porn i say
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you do 2 coats then a clear top coat?
46:00 <TheRiddler> all that for a dollar
47:00 <amelia> and protector coat
47:00 <Klutch> i do one thick coat and no clear.
47:00 <Serenity> i just dont give a fuck about my nails
47:00 <Klutch> i like the chipped look
47:00 <amelia> and base coat
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> the clear over the top….. helps i reckon
47:00 <Klutch> its edgy and grungy
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> as long as guys nails are not long
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> that creeps me out
47:00 <Klutch> nah mine are super short
47:00 <Klutch> im actually really OCD with my nails
47:00 <Klutch> i cut them like every week lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i dont like LONG nails regardless male or female
48:00 <amelia> I like cut short n square shape on girls
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive got fakeies but they’re short
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep… 
48:00 <Klutch> i like talons on girls
48:00 <Klutch> filed to a point
48:00 <Klutch> unf.
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> square / round
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate that povo witch look
48:00 <amelia> yah same
48:00 <Klutch> <3 my witchy girls
48:00 <amelia> the coffin shape kinda looks nice on some girls tho
48:00 <amelia> the claw ones are fuckin rank
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL 
49:00 <robot> katatonic_kate01's parent didn't get her the shapes toy when she was a child
49:00 <robot> parents*
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i had hippy git parents. I prob played with logs in me early childhood
49:00 <TheRiddler> not even if it's just 1 nail amelia?
49:00 <amelia> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=coffin+shape+nails&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj0huSZ96zOAhXHJ5QKHSJZAxMQ_AUIBigB#mhpiv=4
49:00 <TheRiddler> the butt scratcher nail
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH ew
50:00 <amelia> Oops
50:00 <amelia> https://65.media.tumblr.com/34edbc7c4703655ee7d23de66577fc65/tumblr_o187pelVnJ1ul9g2fo1_500.jpg
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw dont like coffin shape
50:00 <amelia> i luff white nail
50:00 <TheRiddler> you'll have to get liinda to show her nails
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw… i used to do french all the time… for like years
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> then i got over it
50:00 <amelia> french is pretty
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. its neat and tidy
51:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda Show Me Your Nails
51:00 <TheRiddler> we we nails
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Now i get bright reds and blacks
51:00 <Serenity> ffs why sis Maurice so quiet
51:00 <robot> hi colours
51:00 <Serenity> im seriously considering breaking upwith her she is so inattentive
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> body aches
51:00 <amelia> kick her dumb face in
51:00 <TheRiddler> hands are full
51:00 <couleurs> hi roboto
52:00 <amelia> moms spaghetti
52:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/ZT3B571.jpg
52:00 <Klutch> http://cdn.gothic.life/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/26-600x600.jpg
52:00 <Klutch> Unf.
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> that looks rank
52:00 <amelia> yux
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> its like regrowth for nails
52:00 <TheRiddler> A WITCH
52:00 <TheRiddler> BURN HER
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheap and nasty
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah burn her
52:00 <TheRiddler> she turned me into a newt!
52:00 <Klutch> id burn her
52:00 <Klutch> with my STD's.
53:00 <Klutch> unf.
53:00 <amelia> i kick her dumb nails off
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ amelia
53:00 <amelia> stab dem in her dumb eyeballs
53:00 <Klutch> amelia: she'd probs claw your eyes out tho
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah totes
53:00 <couleurs> Discustieng.
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif they’d fall off
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> because they’re so rank
53:00 <amelia> no she wouldn't
53:00 <Klutch> yall have no style
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch please
53:00 <amelia> I'd kick her head clean off
53:00 <Klutch> bunch of bimbo's up in here'
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s yo mum
54:00 <Klutch> HAHAHAHAHA
54:00 <Klutch> SO FUNNY
54:00 <Klutch> I FORGOT YO MUM JOKES EXISTED
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right
54:00 <Klutch> fuck
54:00 <Clarkson> your next cunt 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> *bows*
54:00 <Klutch> im in tears
54:00 <Klutch> you're too funny
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky <3
54:00 <Clarkson> i admire the nazis in poland
54:00 <Klutch> you're almost as funny as me
54:00 <Klutch> almost
54:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/fZggzF6.jpg
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… totally.
54:00 <amelia> my showerhead is leaking
55:00 <Klutch> fix it?
55:00 <amelia> how to stop it damn it
55:00 <amelia> DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN PLUMBER
55:00 <Klutch> get a knew showerhead from bunnings for like $25
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> reckon bernt and ernie were gay
55:00 <Clarkson> you stingy bitch
55:00 <Klutch> its 1 fucking nut you undo
55:00 <couleurs> Duct Tape.
55:00 <Klutch> jesus christ
55:00 <couleurs> Next Question Pls
55:00 <amelia> ok but i turned off the mains instead
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <Klutch> go to bunnings. get a shower head. replace it
55:00 <Klutch> its 1 nut
56:00 <amelia> sounds like a lot of effort
56:00 <couleurs> 1 nut is better than none
56:00 <amelia> 1 nut
56:00 <Klutch> it takes 5 minutes you lazy bitch
56:00 <amelia> How do i know its not the tap
56:00 <Klutch> this is why im gay
56:00 <Klutch> women are useless
56:00 <dematerialised> turn off mains, turn on tap that is furthest away from your  water meter
56:00 <dematerialised> wait for water to stop
56:00 <dematerialised> remove showerhead
56:00 <dematerialised> replace
56:00 <amelia> fuck off i not fuckin useless
56:00 <dematerialised> turn on mains
56:00 <dematerialised> done
56:00 <TheRiddler> http://naturalmedicineteam.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/naturalmedicineteam-116.jpg
56:00 <Klutch> you dont have to turn off mains for showerhead
57:00 <couleurs> take photos of yourself in the shower after to prove you did it tho ok
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> flare nail shape = vomot
57:00 <dematerialised> you do depending on how its plumbed up
57:00 <amelia> sounds a lot easier if i jus ask a boy to fix it
57:00 <Klutch> amelia: ill be around in a jiffy.
57:00 <Klutch> ill do anyfing 4 u
57:00 <Klutch> <3<3
57:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
57:00 <dematerialised> its safer to turn off mains first anyway incase you get air in the system
57:00 <dematerialised> water hammer is bad
57:00 <amelia> shut up bitch i know it
58:00 <amelia> do you do a lot of plumbing works on your ship
58:00 <dematerialised> yes
58:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "DC X 3 - Grinspoon" [Spotify]
58:00 <dematerialised> bilge pumps always failing on me
58:00 <TheRiddler> I wouldn't trust klutch with plumbing
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <Klutch> with the exception of the house in bunbury ive only ever lived in old houses
58:00 <TheRiddler> it might rot 
59:00 <Serenity> DEAD CAT
59:00 <Serenity> DUN DUN DUN
59:00 <Klutch> so ive replaced quite a few and never had to turn off mains or anything
59:00 <dematerialised> dead cat three times!
59:00 <Klutch> *shrug*
59:00 <Serenity> DEAD!
59:00 <Serenity> FUCK!
59:00 <Serenity> IT!
59:00 <Serenity> CATTT!
59:00 <Maurice> (21:51:47) (Serenity): im seriously considering breaking upwith her she is so inattentive
59:00 <TheRiddler> so you rely on luck?
59:00 <Maurice> :o
59:00 <dematerialised> i once saw a decapitated cat on a railway line
59:00 <Klutch> TheRiddler: pretty much
59:00 <Maurice> I feel like I need to sit on a bag of frozen peas or something
59:00 <Serenity> 1ROFL
59:00 <Klutch> thats my whole life philosophy though
59:00 <Serenity> stop showing off
59:00 <robot> amelia on her way 2 work --> https://youtu.be/XCcZ-OXiUKc?t=249
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