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00:00:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13902788_671984436283402_6527103672972754974_n.jpg?oh=e3e9a8412cdad8dd587af6e7aa671238&oe=584F8B34
00:01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:19:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13932754_10205021922626048_6927243486488574303_n.jpg?oh=05be444f0ea63581a9443f453af766d6&oe=581C2351&__gda__=1482224455_0d43e9fdef92388a54f2b6edd8afb021
00:50:00 <President_Trump> Maurice what time should i come over tomorrow for that cooking lesson
00:50:00 <Maurice> Sorry, I'm busy washing my hair
00:52:00 <President_Trump> that sounds like a bad excuse
00:53:00 <President_Trump> but i will take u at your word
00:53:00 <President_Trump> what about the next day then?
00:53:00 <Maurice> Can't, mums making a lamb roast
00:54:00 <President_Trump> i can help her cook it
00:54:00 <President_Trump> and get some tips
00:56:00 <Doodle> sounds nasty, u have to watch out for Maurice's mums tips
00:56:00 <Doodle> theyre pretty sharp
00:57:00 <Doodle> and possibly venomous
00:57:00 <Maurice> Goes without saying
00:57:00 <Doodle> also lol@the lamb roast ad imagine it these days
00:57:00 <Doodle> date with tom cruise or lamb roast
00:57:00 <Maurice> I'm glad you got it
00:57:00 <Doodle> HMMM
00:58:00 <Doodle> ye cos old
00:58:00 <Maurice> If it was me I'd opt for the hair washing coz gross Cruise and gross lamb
00:58:00 <Doodle> yeah same i'm not a fan of either much
00:58:00 <President_Trump> whats wrong with lamb roast?
00:58:00 <Maurice> Want to wash each others hair?
00:58:00 <Doodle> i dont mind it i just prefer others
00:59:00 <Doodle> sure, by wash hair do you mean fuck?
00:59:00 <Maurice> Yes
00:59:00 <Maurice> Just not in my hair
00:59:00 <Doodle> on my way
00:59:00 <Doodle> oh
00:59:00 <Doodle> on my way anyway
00:59:00 <Doodle> hot u know what i like
00:59:00 <Doodle> the kojak look
00:59:00 <Maurice> I've even got the nose plugs lined up
00:59:00 <Maurice> For that extra freaky sex
00:59:00 <Doodle> can u do dr evil's voice
01:00:00 <Maurice> Sure can, you'd never tell us apart in the dark
01:00:00 <Doodle> in the words of my uni lessons, groovy baby
01:02:00 <Maurice> You'll just have to watch out my boyfriend doesn't come home
01:02:00 <Maurice> His name is George
01:02:00 <Maurice> George Glass
01:02:00 <Doodle> lol ok jan
01:03:00 <Maurice> I just found this https://www.facebook.com/ILoveGeorgeGlass/?fref=ts
01:03:00 <Doodle> good grief
01:04:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaJkSKPx_Q4
01:04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Small Fire Views: 3 Uploader: ZenkiFc01 Uploaded: Aug 6, 2016 Duration: 1m0s Rating: N/A
01:05:00 <Maurice> Love his orange shorts
01:05:00 <Doodle> its all about freedom of movement
01:06:00 <Doodle> https://67.media.tumblr.com/81516413fb6bf62a5e63920cdf4a3d75/tumblr_inline_o8h4fbzDef1tqgb96_500.gif
01:07:00 <Maurice> Lol
01:07:00 <Maurice> George is so sweet
01:08:00 <Doodle> lol
01:08:00 <President_Trump> COFFEE
01:08:00 <Doodle> i went to see what the actress who played her has been doing
01:08:00 <Doodle> short answer not fkn much
01:09:00 <Doodle> how do u top jan brady
01:09:00 <Maurice> I don't think anything could beat that role
01:09:00 <Doodle> lol that was her first movie and everything she did since was crap
01:10:00 <Maurice> She didn't need anything else, she had George Tropicana
01:10:00 <Maurice> Holy shit, that movie is 21 yrs old O_o
01:11:00 <Doodle> lol tropicana
01:13:00 <Maurice> I like when she kisses him and his head falls off
01:13:00 <Maurice> It's happened to me a few times
01:14:00 <Doodle> dont u hate that
01:16:00 <Maurice> Certainly ruins your dinner plans
01:16:00 <Doodle> and your oral sex afterwards times
01:17:00 <TheRiddler> can you get wall-e in 3d?
01:17:00 <TheRiddler> oh nvm
01:30:00 <TheRiddler> womens beach volley ball is on
03:54:00 <CheongsFinest> cheong park
03:54:00 <CheongsFinest> <sinbad> he likes breaker and also ped
09:11:00 <poopertron> ello
09:11:00 <poopertron> its me
09:11:00 <poopertron> :))
09:11:00 <poopertron> whats up in the house y0
09:56:00 <possesd> hi everyone
10:36:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
12:06:00 <Doodle> is everyone excited for census night
12:07:00 <Doodle> i could barely sleep
12:34:00 <keke> hello smelly underpants men
14:14:00 <keke> any homosexuals here
14:14:00 <keke> gay men
14:14:00 <keke> grem is definite wooly woofta
16:09:00 <ShadowLurker> https://66.media.tumblr.com/8f847ae53ff553cfceb035d09e06ea43/tumblr_ob4pv66jWB1tolcnuo1_400.jpg
16:10:00 <TheRon> the blinds are getting in the way
16:27:00 <zaim> theres 2 sources of light in that pic
16:53:00 <TheRon> Fame!
17:07:00 <TheRon> slow cooked lamb shanks for tea with mash
17:13:00 <TheRon> lonely days are gone, i'm a coming home, my baby just wrote me a letter
17:16:00 <Lumeah> i had electronic blue in my head today.
17:17:00 <TheRon> electric blue even
17:17:00 <Lumeah> yes soz
17:17:00 <Lumeah> lol auto predicted
17:17:00 <Lumeah> should read it.
17:18:00 <Lumeah> if i had a chance a chance with someone like you.
17:19:00 <TheRon> 'tis the time of the season
17:28:00 <morgoth> too much magic bus
17:29:00 <TheRon> such a thing?
17:30:00 <morgoth> like when a freighter dusts the coast guard
17:39:00 <TheRon> so happy toghether.......
17:46:00 <SpecialAgentMagoo> "Cops is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement all suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law"
17:48:00 <TheRon> we call that the real housewives of ballarat here
17:50:00 <TheRon> real housewives of frankston would also work
17:51:00 <TheRon> they nickname condoms frangers right, yet no one in frankston uses them
18:06:00 <LOOPYDOG> Heya Lumeah
18:09:00 <TheRon> i can't live..........if living is without you
18:09:00 <Lumeah> hey
18:09:00 <Lumeah> yeah bit like that
18:09:00 <Lumeah> i can't live.. i can't give anymore
18:09:00 <TheRon> harry nilsson
18:10:00 <TheRon> underrated
18:35:00 <TheRon> you can't always get what you wan
18:35:00 <TheRon> you can't always get what you want
18:36:00 <partay> but you can get satisfaction
18:37:00 <TheRon> mick jagger has a 29 yo girlfriend, if he can't get satisfaction........
18:37:00 <dematerialised> well doing a lot of drugs has certain physical effects
18:38:00 <TheRon> that's more keith
18:39:00 <partay> *sip*
18:43:00 <TheRon> matthew and son.......
18:51:00 <kunnY> bumjackers dalight
18:55:00 <LOOPYDOG> gay junkie kunnY
18:55:00 <Clarkson> if some cunt nailed his balls to a cobblestone here he'd be prime minister
18:55:00 <LOOPYDOG> has arrived
18:56:00 <kunnY> faggot poofta
18:56:00 <partay> *sigh*
18:56:00 <partay> kunnY what's it like being a spastic ?
18:57:00 <LOOPYDOG> haah
18:57:00 <kunnY> ?¿
18:57:00 <kunnY> i not spastic
18:57:00 <TheRon> i'll never your beast of burden
18:57:00 <TheRon> be
18:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
18:58:00 <TheRon> baby
18:58:00 <TheRon> ?
18:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
18:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> go for gold… love to see you try wif me VPN
18:59:00 <Clarkson> he masturbated so much he ended up ejaculating a testicle and is in the hospital
18:59:00 <kunnY> lolz
19:00:00 <kunnY> where is Jelly john these days
19:00:00 <TheRon> kunny can't wait for the 100 meters
19:00:00 <TheRon> the lunchbox
19:01:00 <TheRon> watching the beach volleyball today, i could see right down that girls top
19:02:00 <kunnY> cus you're a paedophile
19:03:00 <partay> TheRon nice
19:03:00 <partay> boobs are where its at
19:03:00 <dematerialised> i reckon there is double standards in sports, if guys cant wear a shirt and have to show everyone their nipples, girls should be forced to as well
19:03:00 <dematerialised> #EqualityForEveryone
19:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
19:03:00 <SpecialAgentMagoo> dematerialised, where did you buy that lovely GI Joe T shirt from?
19:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> do men’s volley ball wear dick stickers ?
19:03:00 <Clarkson> thats like half eating a vagina
19:03:00 <dematerialised> lol dick stickers?
19:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> speedos
19:04:00 <dematerialised> oh right
19:04:00 <TheRon> boardies
19:04:00 <dematerialised> the universal term is budgie smugglers k9
19:04:00 <SpecialAgentMagoo> speak up dematerialised
19:04:00 <SpecialAgentMagoo> You think you are a GI Joe
19:04:00 <SpecialAgentMagoo> and a pirate
19:05:00 <SpecialAgentMagoo> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
19:05:00 <kunnY> LOLOLOLLOL
19:05:00 <TheRon> seein' me and Julio down by the schoolyard
19:05:00 <dematerialised> did you have a wank when you saw that display pic?
19:05:00 <dematerialised> i know i did
19:05:00 <kunnY> im the real street nigger here
19:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, no it’s not.
19:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick stickers are perfectly acceptable n’ stuff
19:06:00 <kunnY> my good mate roberto can vouch that
19:06:00 <TheRon> john lennon has a song, women are the niggers of the owrld
19:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> shall be back when fuckwit hour has passed :D
19:06:00 <TheRon> dunno what it's abot
19:06:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 i have a dick sticker pic minus the dick sticker
19:06:00 <partay> lol
19:06:00 <dematerialised> i dont think john lennon said that at all TheRon
19:06:00 <dematerialised> i think you made that up
19:06:00 <TheRon> look it up
19:07:00 <kunnY> katie bend over n take it pls
19:07:00 <kunnY> dont whinge and whine
19:07:00 <dematerialised> oh my
19:07:00 <dematerialised> he did say that
19:07:00 <Lumeah> say it when shes here!
19:07:00 <dematerialised> although I bet it was Yoko that actually came up with it
19:07:00 <partay> Lumeah tits or gtfo
19:07:00 <dematerialised> because she's messed up
19:07:00 <Lumeah> partay cock. or nothing!
19:08:00 <Lumeah> im messed up. lol
19:08:00 <dematerialised> oh really
19:09:00 <TheRon> billy joel - an innocent man
19:09:00 <kunnY> lumies is my gf
19:09:00 <kunnY> :)~
19:09:00 <Lumeah> see. lol
19:10:00 <TheRon> does she know about your gay tendencies?
19:10:00 <dematerialised> i reckon she likes a bit of diversity
19:11:00 <dematerialised> and is in no way a redneck
19:11:00 <kunnY> hehehe we luv each other
19:12:00 <Lumeah> ahy
19:12:00 <Lumeah> where's my dinner bitch
19:12:00 <TheRon> did you meet over a colonic irrigation?
19:13:00 <kunnY> dun remember lumie
19:13:00 <TheRon> MrMark: benny and the jets!
19:13:00 <kunnY> i was eating ur taco for dinner
19:13:00 <kunnY> silly
19:13:00 <MrMark> oooer
19:17:00 <TheRon> MrMark: abba - money ,money money
19:18:00 <kunnY> lumies wants 2 marry me
19:19:00 <TheRon> for your money
19:19:00 <Lumeah> lol
19:20:00 <kunnY> for my good looks and penis
19:20:00 <kunnY> ;))
19:20:00 <Doodle> why does it stick out of your forehead
19:20:00 <partay> kunnY you look like a mongoloid
19:20:00 <kunnY> ?
19:20:00 <partay> Doodle is the channel spunkrat
19:21:00 <kunnY> ?¿
19:21:00 <TheRon> elton john - are you ready for love?
19:21:00 <Doodle> i'm too old to be a spunkrat anymore
19:21:00 <partay> Doodle you still got it
19:21:00 <kunnY> just a wooly woofta
19:21:00 <TheRon> a spunkrat at the rat?
19:22:00 <partay> irc slooders have voted and you're their No #1 Doodle
19:22:00 <Doodle> yeah but theyre all deluded
19:22:00 <kunnY> stinkin wooly woofta gutz
19:22:00 <partay> that may be the case
19:22:00 <TheRon> i went to the rat once, it was so darkj
19:23:00 <Doodle> was a good pub
19:23:00 <Doodle> actually it was the first pub i ever drank in
19:23:00 <Doodle> underage obv
19:24:00 <TheRon> the winner takes it all
19:26:00 <dematerialised> fighting so grim so true so real
19:27:00 <partay> GoldSpank
19:28:00 <GoldSpade> pansy :)
19:28:00 <GoldSpade> dumbass census huh
19:28:00 <Lumeah> totally
19:28:00 <GoldSpade> heh
19:29:00 <TheRon> my religion wa sbeer
19:29:00 <couleurs> :p
19:29:00 <GoldSpade> no way they are they going sell my info to china
19:29:00 <Lumeah> ok u get a mosk
19:29:00 <partay> mosk?
19:29:00 <partay> wtf is that?
19:30:00 <partay> Lumeah is your IQ over 65 ?
19:30:00 <TheRon> john lennon - (just like) starting over
19:31:00 <dematerialised> look lumeah is a simple girl dont pick on her
19:31:00 <Lumeah> shup up get yA cock out
19:32:00 <MrMark> we all misbehaving?
19:33:00 <couleurs> Yes :)
19:33:00 <MrMark> your norty Lumeah
19:33:00 <kunnY> get the fuck
19:33:00 <kunnY> AWAY
19:33:00 <kunnY> from my lumeah
19:33:00 <Lumeah> lol
19:33:00 <kunnY> you dog arse fuckwit cunt
19:33:00 <TheRon> hey hey language
19:34:00 <Lumeah> fight over me.. bbl
19:34:00 <kunnY> seeya bitchtits
19:34:00 <kunnY> lMaAAo
19:34:00 <kunnY> where is amelia
19:34:00 <kunnY> prhyme piece of butt that one
19:36:00 <couleurs> noyb
19:36:00 <couleurs> moyb
19:36:00 <kunnY> d0c 0c
19:37:00 <doctor> aye kunnybunny
19:37:00 <kunnY> dont call me that
19:37:00 <kunnY> thats amelia's pet name for me
19:37:00 <faux> have i made it in time for retard hour
19:37:00 <kunnY> doesnt sit well with a homosexual man
19:37:00 <couleurs> ok kunnybunny
19:37:00 <faux> oh yes
19:38:00 <couleurs> yes welcome facsmile
19:38:00 <faux> hi colores
19:38:00 <faux> whats up
19:38:00 <kunnY> ofcourse i fucken homophobic
19:38:00 <couleurs> #SHoEs
19:38:00 <kunnY> MELIES
19:38:00 <kunnY> KISSS MEEE NOWWWWWWWWWWW
19:38:00 <kunnY> :
19:38:00 <kunnY> :}
19:38:00 <couleurs> nm i saw amsy watched all of stranger things cos of that tv app we got... n u?
19:39:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:39:00 <faux> nada but i have a pic for u
19:39:00 <faux> hang
19:39:00 <amelia> KuNNYBuNNY
19:39:00 <kunnY> yerp
19:39:00 <kunnY> itz me~
19:39:00 <amelia> hai babez wheres ma fish n chip pic?
19:39:00 <kunnY> 13()_()
19:39:00 <kunnY> 13(o.O)
19:39:00 <kunnY> 13(''')(''')
19:39:00 <kunnY> 4 u
19:40:00 <amelia> such beautiful work there
19:40:00 <couleurs> ok
19:40:00 <President_Trump> kunnY when's jail bro?
19:40:00 <faux> couleurs: http://imgur.com/wgG2SD6
19:41:00 <couleurs> lol wat
19:42:00 <faux> lmao
19:42:00 <faux> no idea
19:42:00 <faux> it was translated
19:42:00 <doctor> kunnypuddles
19:42:00 <faux> and i lold
19:42:00 <faux> Merry Mushroom
19:42:00 <couleurs> Marry Mushroom
19:43:00 <zaim> faux im hard
19:43:00 <zaim> faux im hard at work*
19:43:00 <zaim> pressed enter too soon
19:43:00 <doctor> Mubarak is the african Santa Claus - only he brings genocide and genital mutilation
19:43:00 <kunnY> smelly underpants
19:44:00 <doctor> young kids offer him the bones of their past years dead siblings to be spared from slavery
19:44:00 <President_Trump> kunnY u feelin good bro?
19:44:00 <kunnY> ?wat?
19:45:00 <President_Trump> are u feelin good pretty straight forward q
19:46:00 <kunnY> no i'm not
19:47:00 <President_Trump> why not?
19:47:00 <President_Trump> u got 1/4 to go
19:47:00 <kunnY> ?
19:48:00 <faux> Things
19:48:00 <zaim> u watch it all?
19:49:00 <Stranger> ;P
19:49:00 <couleurs> YEA
19:50:00 <faux> not yet
19:50:00 <faux> i havent started
19:50:00 <faux> im catching up on other stuff first
19:50:00 <kunnY> forks
19:50:00 <faux> fuck off kummy
19:50:00 <kunnY> :{
19:51:00 <President_Trump> what number kunnY in retard list?
19:51:00 <faux> idk but hes up there
19:52:00 <faux> oh god
19:52:00 <xm> hi all doing census adding you all as guests at my place tonight x0x0x0x
19:52:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllll @ kunnY aka krusty the clown
19:52:00 <kunnY> oi you bastard
19:52:00 <kunnY> im the viper
19:52:00 <couleurs> sgarn
19:52:00 <kunnY> the legend killer
19:53:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
19:53:00 <President_Trump> kunnY u hoping to get a fee on some pear ttz tonight?
19:53:00 <couleurs> that's gonna be 1 long ass anus xm!!!!!!!!!!!
19:53:00 <President_Trump> *feed
19:53:00 <kunnY> perhaps
19:53:00 <georgeandwell> gard remebr fill out me form m8
19:54:00 <kunnY> i got to jail on thr 15 of this month for commercial supply of meth-amphetamine
19:54:00 <Skirmish> Liar
19:54:00 <President_Trump> have u been to court yet?
19:54:00 <georgeandwell> yeh liar
19:54:00 <georgeandwell> u can spell meth mi
19:54:00 <georgeandwell> m8
19:54:00 <British^Meat> haha
19:54:00 <British^Meat> fuck me
19:54:00 <British^Meat> why do ppl like about that?
19:55:00 <British^Meat> just like pandas
19:55:00 <British^Meat> it doesnt make you look any tougher, seriously
19:55:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: Because they are retarded and like school kids believe that shit like that makes them cool.
19:55:00 <Clarkson> pull out the tongue, tape to a feeding sheet n let the chemicals do their thing, dunno how much simpler it could be nor how any self developed shit can even beat it:/
19:55:00 <kunnY> John Bowen
19:55:00 <kunnY> is that you banana boy
19:56:00 <faux> whos next
19:57:00 <xm> i wrote that couleurs was an english teacher and was paid a nice sum of $100k a year. TheRiddler was a movie critic and was paid $35k. faux was my sister so it was just copy and paste with teh surname
19:57:00 <faux> lol
19:57:00 <couleurs> lmao
19:57:00 <georgeandwell> n e one doing sensis
19:57:00 <couleurs> BeST TeaChEr EvA
19:57:00 <term> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8GzZZBSuWc
19:57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: TERMANOLOGY "STREETWISE" Views: 35,920 Uploader: TermanologyVids Uploaded: Apr 10, 2015 Duration: 2m48s Rating: 4.93
19:57:00 <term> good song this one
19:57:00 <term> back to where we were
19:58:00 <term> umm
19:58:00 <term> forks
19:58:00 <term> forksey
19:58:00 <term> john trying to write rhymes
19:59:00 <President_Trump> when did u last sleep term?
19:59:00 <georgeandwell> oz has ice problem
19:59:00 <term> lastnight? u
19:59:00 <President_Trump> lies
20:00:00 <georgeandwell> i slept last night too
20:01:00 <georgeandwell> with faux
20:01:00 <term> lololol
20:01:00 <partay> georgie.. another wet dream
20:02:00 <georgeandwell> for her m8
20:03:00 <georgeandwell> clran out dem cobwebs
20:04:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
20:04:00 <partay> thats a big call from you georgie... Considering no-one has ever fucked you havent paid
20:05:00 <TheRiddler> Even Asian girls think your dick is small
20:05:00 <partay> lol
20:05:00 <partay> thats why asian girls dont date asian guys
20:05:00 <georgeandwell> census is down m8
20:05:00 <partay> even georgie own hate him
20:05:00 <georgeandwell> reapeat m8
20:05:00 <georgeandwell> census is down
20:06:00 <TheRiddler> Stfu
20:06:00 <term> TheRiddler is a known serial peadophile
20:14:00 <georgeandwell> tru
20:14:00 <georgeandwell> hes a faggotz
20:15:00 <term> TheRiddler is a known serial peadophile
20:15:00 <TheRiddler> Keep going
20:16:00 <partay> *yawn*
20:16:00 <term> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0wrdiccjuU
20:16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sean Price - Ruben Blades (Official Video) Views: 151,966 Uploader: MysterDL Uploaded: Mar 29, 2012 Duration: 1m19s Rating: 4.95
20:17:00 <sticman> TheRiddler on #melbourne
20:17:00 <sticman> TheRiddler using irc.austnet.org AustNet
20:17:00 <sticman> TheRiddler has identified to services
20:17:00 <sticman> TheRiddler End of /WHOIS list.
20:17:00 <TheRiddler> .
20:17:00 <TheRiddler> Anyone can see that
20:17:00 <dematerialised> shh he's a hacker
20:17:00 <dematerialised> he knows what he's doing
20:21:00 <Klutch> hai guiz
20:21:00 <Klutch> mist u all
20:22:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
20:22:00 <Klutch> mostly you TheRiddler
20:22:00 <TheRiddler> A hack more like
20:22:00 <TheRiddler> Not you klutch
20:22:00 <TheRiddler> Sticman
20:23:00 <Klutch> oh good i was worried for a second
20:23:00 <TheRiddler> He thinks he's a hacker
20:23:00 <TheRiddler> Probably went the Pollock school of hacking
20:24:00 <Klutch> faux bby <3
20:24:00 <faux> 4 couleurs
20:24:00 <faux> https://imgur.com/BKE7f2R
20:24:00 <TheRiddler> Hai faux!
20:24:00 <faux> hai frand
20:24:00 <TheRiddler> What's doin
20:24:00 <Klutch> wheres my hai :(
20:24:00 <partay> faux thats jena se qua
20:24:00 <couleurs> lmao
20:25:00 <couleurs> bone app the teeth
20:25:00 <faux> nada
20:25:00 <couleurs> HOLY JEUS
20:25:00 <couleurs> HDuweqhkf'
20:25:00 <faux> n u
20:25:00 <couleurs> ir3h'q3f
20:25:00 <couleurs> iBiZa: 'ojq3
20:25:00 <couleurs> qihrj'l
20:25:00 <faux> oh
20:25:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
20:25:00 <faux> r u ok
20:25:00 <couleurs> soz keyboard slipped
20:25:00 <couleurs> that is ridic af
20:25:00 <couleurs> bone app
20:25:00 <couleurs> the teeth
20:25:00 <dematerialised> its ok couleurs im here for you
20:25:00 <faux> llllol
20:25:00 <couleurs> my brain esplode
20:26:00 <TheRiddler> Oh yeah I gave suicide squad 3 tiggiers
20:26:00 <couleurs> thank u
20:26:00 <couleurs> OoOeR
20:26:00 <dematerialised> 3 out of 10 i hope
20:26:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Not that good? Going to see it on the weekend.
20:26:00 <TheRiddler> Better than bvs
20:26:00 <couleurs> #hype_not_real
20:27:00 <TheRiddler> It's entertaining but story wise is shit
20:27:00 <TheRiddler> Expect bay movie
20:28:00 <Skirmish> I wanted to see the new Star Trek movie but the son is not interested. He wants to see Suicide Squad.
20:28:00 <dematerialised> he wants to see margot robbie
20:28:00 <TheRiddler> Margot's Harley is fine
20:28:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: Don't tell the wife, but so do I.
20:28:00 <dematerialised> lol
20:28:00 <term> theres a cartoon on foxtel kids called puffin' rock
20:29:00 <TheRiddler> Actually make it 2.5 tiggiers
20:29:00 <Skirmish> term knows all about the kids shows. Confirmed pedo.
20:29:00 <Klutch> thats my kinda cartoon
20:29:00 <term> lolz
20:30:00 <TheRiddler> For someone who has pics of kids
20:30:00 <term> little asian boys on the other hand
20:30:00 <Skirmish> It is known that term was only seeing Lee so he could get to her daughter.
20:30:00 <TheRiddler> I wish I can quickly swap my autocorrect to quick form
20:31:00 <TheRiddler> So you can go btw
20:31:00 <TheRiddler> Fyi
20:31:00 <TheRiddler> Etc
20:31:00 <term> 14 year old asian girl
20:31:00 <term> bring back memories fiddler
20:31:00 <term> ?
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> Your bate material
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> ?
20:32:00 <Klutch> lmao
20:32:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/nnrBCG0.gifv
20:32:00 <couleurs> me
20:33:00 <georgeandwell> scarn on m8
20:33:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
20:33:00 <TheRiddler> Why does radio suck this time of night
20:47:00 <TheRiddler> Same sex marriage closer to happening
20:49:00 <Klutch> thats really gay
20:49:00 <TheRiddler> Tasmania has backed
20:49:00 <TheRiddler> It
20:49:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1r come ova
20:49:00 <TheRiddler> The upper house
20:50:00 <georgeandwell> doesnt interest me
20:50:00 <term> theriddler is married to a 14 year old asian girl
20:51:00 <georgeandwell> pedo
20:52:00 <georgeandwell> or maybe he is islam
20:58:00 <Skirmish> http://i.imgur.com/hHBHh5P.mp4 <--------- 10/10 for diving. Must watch.
21:03:00 <doctor> almost like IRC but instead of glitter its pure shit
21:12:00 <xm> /2/4
21:15:00 <Serenity> that... was.. odd
21:29:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/S15xHRF.gifv
21:29:00 <dematerialised> brutal
21:32:00 <dematerialised> speaking of brutal it's fucking cold
21:33:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/vcWDWPZ.jpg
21:34:00 <Trevor> dtf?
21:34:00 <partay> dematerialised harden up
21:35:00 <Serenity> tiz nipple shattering dematerialised
21:36:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/YeCcQfz.jpg
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> home
21:44:00 <Skirmish> Stay at school kids and get good at maths. Don't find yourself in this position .....
21:44:00 <Skirmish> [21:35] <+^Roshanda^> my now 13 yr old neice was 4 at the time and she wet my bed and i rolled face first into it
21:44:00 <Skirmish> [21:36] <+^Roshanda^> that was 11 years ago
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't done my census yet
21:45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:45:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Fine of $180 per day that you do not do it.
21:45:00 <Maurice> The site is down anyway
21:45:00 <Skirmish> I did mine a week ago.
21:45:00 <TheRiddler> they're not fining anyone
21:45:00 <TheRiddler> not yet anyways
21:45:00 <partay> TheRiddler relax you have 6 weeks to do it
21:45:00 <amsy> lol
21:45:00 <amsy> TheRiddler was relaxed
21:45:00 <TheRiddler> alot of ppl didn't even get a letter
21:46:00 <Serenity> you have until september to do it anyway
21:46:00 <Maurice> I did it yesterday
21:46:00 <partay> it was addressed to "the resident" so i bet it hit the bin without being opened
21:46:00 <MrMark> are we all tipsy yet?
21:46:00 <TheRiddler> probably
21:46:00 <TheRiddler> hai amsy
21:46:00 <amsy> hey ashy
21:46:00 <TheRiddler> I was going to ask something but forgot what it was
21:46:00 <TheRiddler> oh
21:47:00 <MrMark> i forget my name sometimes
21:47:00 <TheRiddler> did you hear about the norwegien that got the rap
21:47:00 <TheRiddler> in the olympics
21:47:00 <Skirmish> Seeing a lot of pictures of Darth Phelps.
21:48:00 <TheRiddler> norwegian
21:48:00 <Skirmish> Plus some chinese chick that is REALLY happy to have come 3rd.
21:48:00 <MrMark> a chinese chick with big muscles and a deep voice?
21:49:00 <amsy> hahaha yes i did
21:49:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot what he said lol
21:49:00 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/gallery/kGkeL
21:49:00 <TheRiddler> all I can remember is segway
21:49:00 <amsy> ye
21:49:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/k1tJ2SA.gifv
21:50:00 <TheRiddler> Idgi
21:51:00 <amsy> lmao
21:51:00 <Skirmish> http://i.imgur.com/nCI0ORq.mp4 <---- This guy is awesome @ diving. His country will be proud.
21:52:00 <TheRiddler> tried to go for 1 more flip
21:52:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
21:52:00 <faux> ty
21:52:00 <TheRiddler> who got rid of term
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> he seemed really upset with me
21:53:00 <faux> idk i wasnt gere
21:53:00 <faux> here
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> oh
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> have you done your census yet?
21:54:00 <TheRiddler> welcome backlia
21:54:00 <MrMark> i just watched the womens beach volleyball....and theres already been a wrist injury....but i should be ok by friday
21:54:00 <dematerialised> *badoom tssh*
21:54:00 <amelia> fankies smasheh
21:54:00 <TheRiddler> yw
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> it's so wet
21:55:00 <dematerialised> yeah it is
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> I had to work in it
21:55:00 <dematerialised> you're a man's man
21:56:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
21:56:00 <dematerialised> me irl http://i.imgur.com/tfwTA62.jpg
21:58:00 <amelia> dats a smurf not a pirate
21:58:00 <TheRiddler> maybe his name is pirate smurf
21:58:00 <Serenity> plot twist hes a closeted smurf on weekdays
21:59:00 <amelia> exposed
21:59:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/z1ZlDZ9oKSQ
21:59:00 <faux> lol
21:59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 8 life hacks with matches - matches hacks Views: 280 Uploader: WEAREX Uploaded: Aug 9, 2016 Duration: 4m38s Rating: 4.28
21:59:00 <faux> lollllllllll
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> smurfday tuesdays
21:59:00 <faux> yeah ash
21:59:00 <faux> i did mine at nidday
21:59:00 <faux> midday*
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
22:00:00 <faux> cos i knew the site would be down tonight
22:00:00 <faux> with all teh idiets doing it at once
22:00:00 <couleurs> bona bet on it
22:00:00 <Skirmish> https://youtu.be/2rYDh_2K9Bo <--- dematerialised does this happen to you often?
22:00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Papa Smurf Views: 323,346 Uploader: BrokenxDisaster Uploaded: Mar 10, 2007 Duration: 2m13s Rating: 4.65
22:00:00 <faux> couleurs watch that video
22:00:00 <faux> ty
22:00:00 <couleurs> ok
22:06:00 <couleurs> lol @ #3
22:06:00 <couleurs> why
22:06:00 <dematerialised> ok im back
22:06:00 <dematerialised> did you miss me?
22:07:00 <dematerialised> good
22:07:00 <couleurs> lmao glue gun
22:07:00 <couleurs> kill me
22:07:00 <couleurs> where do u go... my lovely
22:07:00 <couleurs> I WANNA NO
22:10:00 <couleurs> RiP BArB
22:11:00 <amsy> lol
22:11:00 <TheRiddler> watching little busters
22:12:00 <faux> lolll they show up on me recommended now
22:12:00 <faux> bloody glue guy
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> wb again amelia
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> internet troubles?
22:13:00 <dematerialised> i haven't pooped in two days
22:13:00 <dematerialised> i am concerned
22:13:00 <couleurs> Get Glue. Get High.
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> laxatives
22:13:00 <amelia> fankies fankies
22:13:00 <amelia> ma phone keep crashing from deleting photos
22:13:00 <amelia> soso odd
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
22:13:00 <georgeandwell> hi
22:14:00 <TheRiddler> just make sure you're near a toilet when you need to go
22:14:00 <amelia> GeoRGio
22:14:00 <dematerialised> ty TheRiddler
22:14:00 <georgeandwell> hi amelia
22:16:00 <georgeandwell> hows ever1 2nite
22:16:00 <dematerialised> good ty george scarn?
22:16:00 <georgeandwell> yeh alrigh
22:16:00 <georgeandwell> watchin tv
22:16:00 <dematerialised> living the life
22:17:00 <georgeandwell> on oasis
22:17:00 <georgeandwell> might get a laptop 2morrow
22:17:00 <partay> georgie still no chance of getting laid
22:17:00 <georgeandwell> sold me pc
22:17:00 <partay> picard would get laid before you
22:17:00 <georgeandwell> partay is obessee with sex
22:18:00 <georgeandwell> i reckon me laptop i can swap out the ssd
22:18:00 <georgeandwell> one is sfw one is nsfw
22:18:00 <President_Trump> partay has not had sex since green shorts bent him over on a 2011 cruise
22:18:00 <Serenity> Are you my mummy?
22:18:00 <georgeandwell> since the last censis m8
22:19:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a5rXWXy_700b.jpg
22:19:00 <TheRiddler> for sezz
22:19:00 <georgeandwell> who is ur questions to serenity
22:19:00 <Serenity> lol ash
22:21:00 <amelia> wot Samsung phone issit up to
22:21:00 <amelia> 7?
22:21:00 <Serenity> ye
22:21:00 <TheRiddler> yep
22:21:00 <georgeandwell> one per year m8
22:21:00 <amelia> fanks
22:21:00 <TheRiddler> you can gets s7 or 7 edge
22:21:00 <TheRiddler> ?
22:22:00 <amelia> wots diff
22:22:00 <amelia> size?
22:22:00 <TheRiddler> idk
22:22:00 <georgeandwell> dunno
22:22:00 <Serenity> the screen
22:22:00 <georgeandwell> maybe camera
22:22:00 <georgeandwell> usual stuff
22:23:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/5AAJ3JmSXS0
22:23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 4 Amazing ways to Cook an Egg - Survival life hacks Views: 73,666 Uploader: LXG Design Uploaded: Jun 30, 2016 Duration: 10m4s Rating: 4.01
22:23:00 <faux> SuRViVaL LiFe HaCKs
22:23:00 <faux> #1 take a roll of aluminium foil with u
22:23:00 <couleurs> the edge is bigger and has curved sides
22:23:00 <dematerialised> i am the edge
22:24:00 <faux> pox
22:24:00 <dematerialised> im watching angry black people on youtube being dumb black people
22:24:00 <dematerialised> dumb angry black people even
22:24:00 <GoldSpade> hi couleurs
22:24:00 <TheRiddler> not sure about the 7 edge but the 6 edge makes it difficult to hold the phone
22:25:00 <amelia> wots de benefit of curved sides
22:25:00 <TheRiddler> because the screen goes to the edge
22:25:00 <couleurs> nothing
22:25:00 <georgeandwell> gimmick
22:25:00 <amelia> haha
22:25:00 <couleurs> costs more to replace
22:26:00 <georgeandwell> i us LG
22:26:00 <georgeandwell> use
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> the s8 comes out february
22:27:00 <amelia> so soon after 7?
22:28:00 <Serenity> thats a year
22:28:00 <Serenity> pretty normal
22:28:00 <TheRiddler> I'm pretty sure they come out every year
22:28:00 <georgeandwell> 1yr m8
22:28:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon has 7 been out since Feb
22:28:00 <TheRiddler> about the same time
22:28:00 <amelia> where has de time gone
22:28:00 <TheRiddler> my brother got his new phone today
22:28:00 <amelia> otay i will jus wait til next yr
22:28:00 <TheRiddler> dont remember if he got a nexus 6 or 5x
22:28:00 <georgeandwell> mine is 4yrs old
22:28:00 <amelia> ohhh
22:28:00 <President_Trump> georgeandwell how are we looking in florida and ohio?
22:29:00 <amelia> flip phone georgio
22:29:00 <Serenity> march the s7 came out i think
22:29:00 <georgeandwell> i dunno trump...
22:29:00 <TheRiddler> probably about that time
22:29:00 <President_Trump> s7 is best phone for vr porn
22:29:00 <Clarkson> i think suq at age 30 has turned to weights to finally get pussy as even online dating didnt work
22:29:00 <dematerialised> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bitch%20nigga
22:29:00 <Maurice> The newest one coming out is waterproof up to a mtr
22:29:00 <Serenity> so is the s5
22:30:00 <Maurice> Have you tried it?
22:30:00 <amelia> proof or resistant
22:30:00 <Serenity> proof
22:30:00 <Maurice> I hadn't seen it before
22:30:00 <Maurice> It's the note or something
22:30:00 <amelia> are you positive
22:30:00 <Serenity> yes.
22:30:00 <georgeandwell> note6 should be out
22:30:00 <amelia> screw you hippy i am doubting you on this one
22:31:00 <amelia> and will therefore turn to google
22:31:00 <TheRiddler> a mtr isn't much
22:31:00 <georgeandwell> best phone for vr porn when the 4k phones get cheap
22:31:00 <Serenity> lol
22:31:00 <TheRiddler> I'm waiting for a phone that deals away with ports
22:31:00 <Maurice> TheRiddler it's plenty for people who drop their phones in the toilet
22:31:00 <Doodle> its true
22:31:00 <Doodle> i have one
22:31:00 <TheRiddler> pool ppl miss out
22:31:00 <Doodle> u can wash it in the machine
22:31:00 <georgeandwell> i wana see the furst vr glasses phome
22:31:00 <Serenity> if i know about anything its phones
22:32:00 <Maurice> And dicks
22:32:00 <Maurice> She knows lots about dicks
22:32:00 <georgeandwell> when the glasses phone comes out all these will be so yesterday
22:32:00 <Serenity> its trie
22:32:00 <Doodle> TechSmartt dropped the Galaxy S5 into a pool’s shallow end at let it sit there for roughly an hour before hoisting it up. Incredibly, the Galaxy S5 still worked perfectly well afterward
22:32:00 <Serenity> true
22:32:00 <Doodle> Next up, TechSmartt stuffed the Galaxy S5 into a pair of jeans and put them both into the washing machine for a 50-minute cycle.
22:32:00 <Serenity> it s6 was a complete cock up
22:32:00 <Serenity> they removed the waterproofing etc
22:33:00 <Serenity> not sure on the s7 tbh
22:33:00 <Doodle> Amazingly, after the full cycle finished, the Galaxy S5 still ran just as well as it did when it come out of the pool.
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> isn't the glasses phone like 1.5k
22:33:00 <dematerialised> you're a glasses phone
22:33:00 <georgeandwell> dunno not seen one out yet
22:33:00 <georgeandwell> but will be
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> like twice the price of regular phones
22:34:00 <Doodle> doesnt matter if u get it on a plan like 95% of ppl
22:34:00 <georgeandwell> at first wilp be around 1-2k yeh
22:34:00 <Maurice> So they can make phones that cop a beating from a washing machine but they can't stop tissues from sticking to everything
22:34:00 <Doodle> phones could be $10k and people would still sign up to plans
22:34:00 <amelia> you omitted parts of that review
22:34:00 <dematerialised> does anyone wonder if our pets give us made up names like we give them?
22:34:00 <Doodle> i did
22:34:00 <Doodle> but the essence is the same
22:34:00 <georgeandwell> like hololens but much better looking and smaller
22:35:00 <faux> hololens
22:35:00 <amelia> it didn't work as well out of the washing machine until it was opened up n drained
22:35:00 <georgeandwell> hololens is the future m8
22:35:00 <Doodle> yeah but it still fkn worked
22:35:00 <faux> ya mum worked
22:35:00 <amelia> thats not waterproof to me
22:35:00 <Doodle> drop your iphone in a pool and see what happens
22:35:00 <Serenity> its also a washing machine
22:35:00 <Serenity> have you been in a washing machine? rofl
22:35:00 <dematerialised> you're a washing machine
22:35:00 <Doodle> i dont fit :(
22:35:00 <amelia> yes fyi
22:35:00 <georgeandwell> augmented reality glasses phone made by apple prada
22:35:00 <amelia> ok i lied
22:35:00 <faux> u can fit in mine doodie
22:36:00 <dematerialised> Serenity please acknowledge my presence
22:36:00 <faux> and my washing machine
22:36:00 <Serenity> the waterproofness means little when its being hammered for an hour
22:36:00 <Doodle> :o
22:36:00 <faux> he he
22:36:00 <faux> be
22:36:00 <faux> he
22:36:00 <faux> etc
22:36:00 <Doodle> lol
22:36:00 <Maurice> Sometimes all wetness is gone when you've been hammered for an hour
22:36:00 <Doodle> olawdy
22:36:00 <faux> lordy
22:36:00 <amelia> jeezus
22:36:00 <faux> lollll
22:36:00 <Serenity> point is the s5 if waterproof up to 1 metre
22:36:00 <Doodle> haha
22:36:00 <Doodle> we all got religious
22:36:00 <amelia> wow we all turned religious for that one
22:36:00 <Serenity> is
22:36:00 <amelia> FUCK
22:36:00 <faux> lool
22:36:00 <Doodle> STOP IT
22:36:00 <faux> twinz
22:36:00 <amelia> OFF
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> do kmart have watches?
22:37:00 <faux> lol
22:37:00 <Serenity> .
22:37:00 <faux> ye
22:37:00 <faux> dora ones
22:37:00 <Serenity> you are so fucking random
22:37:00 <Clarkson> those theories shit me especially with the visual fx in tv docos
22:37:00 <Doodle> only giant wall swatch watches
22:37:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHAHA
22:37:00 <Doodle> from the 90s
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:37:00 <Maurice> I stole a spiderman watch from kmart when I was in high school
22:37:00 <amelia> ash you tripper
22:37:00 <Maurice> His mask lifted up and the time was underneath
22:37:00 <amelia> do kmart sell watches guyz???
22:37:00 <georgeandwell> kmart stuff is getting lower quality
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> I need a new watch for work
22:37:00 <Maurice> I always wanted one of those Doodle
22:37:00 <Maurice> Mum is a bitch and never got me one
22:37:00 <Doodle> i had one
22:37:00 <Clarkson> im ending this conversation now, - cause its stupid, and your fucking ridiculous
22:37:00 <Doodle> me sis had one too
22:38:00 <faux> i like the oh before rhe question
22:38:00 <Maurice> Spoilt brats
22:38:00 <faux> dont be rude clarkson
22:38:00 <Clarkson> thestig is into self confessions, he bases his views, opinions and comments on rumours, if not, simply lies that he chooses to make up out of thin air and he's the man hes so good at negraving yet when it comes to being the better person like he believes he is, he sure cant get anywhere when given the opperunity to show us why hes the better man he doesn't have a job or a life just sits on the internet wanking to porn all day.
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> so I want a cheap 1
22:38:00 <faux> jess
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:38:00 <faux> jeez*
22:38:00 <dematerialised> clarkson do you have a life outside of irc?
22:38:00 <Clarkson> the last fuck who was obsessed with me was fakeid
22:38:00 <Maurice> Sitting on the net wanking to porn all day sounds pretty good to me
22:38:00 <Doodle> lol
22:38:00 <faux> y u so obsesd w me
22:39:00 <faux> boi i wana noe
22:39:00 <georgeandwell> can u get paid for that using chaturbate
22:39:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllll @ Clarkson
22:39:00 <Clarkson> smashmouse has a nose for pussy
22:39:00 <President_Trump> did u know thestig has a vr headset now? all he does is beat off to vr porn, u wont see him on austnet again anytime soon
22:39:00 <georgeandwell> its illegal to make porn in Australia
22:40:00 <georgeandwell> u neeed to go to europe
22:40:00 <TheRiddler> oh target have a cheap watch
22:40:00 <faux> how much do u wanna spend
22:40:00 <TheRiddler> not much
22:40:00 <TheRiddler> really
22:40:00 <faux> ok
22:40:00 <Doodle> servos have cheap watches
22:40:00 <TheRiddler> I just want something cheap for work
22:40:00 <Maurice> Get a kids one, they're always cheap
22:40:00 <faux> get Nantucket mouse one
22:41:00 <faux> what
22:41:00 <faux> get a mickey mouse one&
22:41:00 <Doodle> lol
22:41:00 <Maurice> There once was a mouse from nantucket
22:41:00 <TheRiddler> the target 1 is $20
22:41:00 <Doodle> i prefer nantucket mouse
22:41:00 <faux> i used to have a mickey one
22:41:00 <faux> when u pressed teh side
22:41:00 <faux> it sang
22:41:00 <faux> eheeeee
22:41:00 <TheRiddler> cool
22:41:00 <Maurice> Mum has one faux and it sings m.i.c.key mouse
22:41:00 <Doodle> oh mickey ur so fine ur so fine u blow my mind
22:41:00 <TheRiddler> I only had a smiple 1
22:41:00 <faux> yeah
22:41:00 <Maurice> MICKEY MOUSE, DONALD DUCK
22:41:00 <Doodle> HEY MICKEY
22:42:00 <faux> mcikey moose had a house
22:42:00 <Maurice> I had a woody woodpecker one
22:42:00 <faux> what number was it
22:42:00 <faux> MOOSE
22:42:00 <dematerialised> nsfw http://i.imgur.com/piPTYJe.png
22:42:00 <Maurice> I just thought you were being Canadian
22:42:00 <Maurice> Mickey moose had a hoose
22:42:00 <faux> christ dematerialised
22:42:00 <faux> thats uh
22:42:00 <georgeandwell> im mickey mouse
22:42:00 <faux> special
22:42:00 <dematerialised> thanks for acknowledging me faux
22:43:00 <dematerialised> i will go now
22:43:00 <Maurice> Thats gotta hurt
22:43:00 <faux> yw
22:43:00 <faux> r u ok
22:43:00 <amelia> the fuck would you do if you got w girl naked n saw that
22:43:00 <faux> omg
22:43:00 <faux> NO
22:43:00 <TheRiddler> census still not back yet
22:43:00 <Doodle> thats how she shows her id to vote
22:43:00 <faux> why are all the retards joinng
22:43:00 <Maurice> I'd rather have anal with no lube than get my arsehole tattoo'd
22:43:00 <Doodle> 'can u prove who u are?'
22:43:00 <faux> *touches toes*
22:43:00 <Doodle> *bends over and spreads cheeks*
22:43:00 <Doodle> lol
22:43:00 <Doodle> OH GO RIGHT THROUGH
22:43:00 <faux> o u had weetbix 4 breakt
22:44:00 <faux> me 2
22:44:00 <Doodle> the breakt of champions
22:44:00 <faux> ye
22:44:00 <faux> how many do u do
22:44:00 <faux> etc
22:44:00 <Doodle> 0
22:44:00 <Doodle> i'm a loser
22:44:00 <Maurice> Er, I just went to google james bond and typed 'james boned boxset'
22:44:00 <faux> mm boned box
22:45:00 <Doodle> [13:48] <Doodle> oh shit i went to google the machine they use on stage in the bottom live shows
22:45:00 <Doodle> [13:48] <Doodle> remind me never to google bbc bottom evacuator ever again
22:45:00 <Maurice> LOL
22:45:00 <Doodle> it was traumatic
22:45:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
22:46:00 <Doodle> no really guys i'm in therapy
22:46:00 <georgeandwell> are ppl sick of facebook yet?
22:46:00 <Doodle> no
22:46:00 <Doodle> i only just discovered it
22:46:00 <georgeandwell> i thought it would be boring by now
22:46:00 <Doodle> i always thought it was some pretend code that kids had like lipstick parties
22:47:00 <Doodle> oh wait they were called rainbow parties
22:47:00 <Doodle> see how out of the loop i am
22:47:00 <Maurice> Were rainbow parties for the gay kids
22:48:00 <Maurice> Nevermind, I googled
22:48:00 <Doodle> no they were the ones where u got blowjobs off girls with different lipsticks on til it made a rainbow
22:48:00 <Doodle> oh
22:48:00 <Doodle> .
22:48:00 <Maurice> What are you up to tomorrow, Doodle?
22:48:00 <Doodle> roygbiv?
22:48:00 <Maurice> I thought I was the only one who used roygbiv
22:48:00 <Doodle> i thought everyone did
22:50:00 <Doodle> notice the last thing faux said was boned box
22:50:00 <Doodle> and then disappeared
22:50:00 <Doodle> i bet she's gone to get kfc
22:51:00 <Maurice> Shes a harlot
22:51:00 <Maurice> I have a cheeseburger in the fridge waiting to be eaten but theres still 1 kid awake
22:52:00 <Doodle> who puts cheeseburgers in the fridge
22:52:00 <Maurice> Me
22:52:00 <nubbymcnu> who doesnt sell their kids for body organs
22:54:00 <Maurice> I feel like thats a trick question
22:55:00 <georgeandwell> hi
22:56:00 <President_Trump> CROOKED HILLARY
22:56:00 <TheRiddler> they're releasing a remastered the transformers movie next month for 30th aniversery
22:59:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure what the difference is between it and the version I got
23:00:00 <georgeandwell> theres a sex scene
23:01:00 <georgeandwell> thats the difference
23:03:00 <MrMark> sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:04:00 <Doodle> they call him starscream for a reason
23:17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:19:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
23:19:00 <TheRiddler> nm
23:19:00 <TheRiddler> watching anime
23:19:00 <TheRiddler> you?
23:19:00 <TheRiddler> have you done your census
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> laughing at everyones status on FB about the census
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah I did it early eveneing and had no issues
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i assumed every one would have completed it late and knew the servers would crash lol
23:20:00 <TheRiddler> I should of done mine last night
23:21:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13901554_10154152591132839_2015015842425069268_n.jpg?oh=db15aed24aa3d74466e61a68a50a47cf&oe=58183C7C
23:21:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s261x260/13938616_10154371434464328_8887532081947847647_n.jpg?oh=2bbb329bb1a87aadaa93e0a96605f93c&oe=585860A1
23:22:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13935115_10154531164927369_779500290106648836_n.jpg?oh=ee000741e84d3685aa59ef7d06dc386b&oe=581B270E
23:23:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/13938350_820275481407828_8974573070156151360_n.jpg?oh=eae6f36b6bde181c939d05afaa556ff8&oe=581B4424
23:23:00 <Maurice> Doodle, you changed your hair
23:23:00 <Doodle> ye i was getting too much attention
23:23:00 <Doodle> of the wrong kind
23:23:00 <Maurice> Isn't that the best kind
23:23:00 <Doodle> oh
23:23:00 <Doodle> i better change it back
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure WHY they didn’t set each state a week…
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckwits
23:28:00 <TheRiddler> this wouldn't happen if we had nbn :p
23:30:00 <couleurs> beach volley ball is on
23:30:00 <couleurs> but it's mens
23:30:00 <TheRiddler> oh
23:30:00 <TheRiddler> no thanks
23:30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:30:00 <couleurs> but $20 is $20
23:30:00 <MrMark> my feet stink....
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> rowing is on
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d watch men’s beach volley ball if they were skimpy speedos
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> and there was a chance of dick spillage
23:35:00 <nubbymcnu> rowing is as fun as roulette
23:35:00 <nubbymcnu> see which rowers end up swimming in poo water
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one is forcing you to watch it.
23:36:00 <nubbymcnu> you dont find roulette fun?
23:38:00 <nubbymcnu> like these guys
23:38:00 <nubbymcnu> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/f9o1-z7JI40/maxresdefault.jpg
23:38:00 <nubbymcnu> they copped the poo water
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> rowing in a sewage
23:39:00 <nubbymcnu> and this guy invented a new knee
23:39:00 <nubbymcnu> https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nintchdbpict000257226518.jpg
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> holy crap costco do cakes!
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> serving 48
23:40:00 <TheRiddler> ouch
23:40:00 <TheRiddler> lol uh oh
23:40:00 <TheRiddler> are you getting yourself 1?
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - i have to go check it out first
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i’ll order 8 :P
23:46:00 <Serenity> and 5x5cm isnt a small bit of cake for a serving either lol
23:46:00 <Serenity> far out
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s why im ordering 8 cakes!
23:49:00 <Serenity> woahh they do sushi platters too...
23:49:00 <Serenity> 'serves 24' or '1 Serenity'
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna go and but 1 year supply of toilet paper!
23:51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:55:00 <TheRiddler> damn eastern states only
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