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00:22:00 <breaker> loooooollllllllllllllllllllll @ Immutable
00:36:00 <clown> breaker being a cunt
00:36:00 <clown> thats the way
00:48:00 <DZ> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
00:54:00 <clown> blah blah blah
03:54:00 <psidawg> fuck crackers
03:54:00 <psidawg> fucking white cunts
03:54:00 <psidawg> go back to ur mummas pussy
03:54:00 <psidawg> ie. england
03:55:00 <psidawg> ya cracka
03:55:00 <psidawg> fuck gooks
03:55:00 <psidawg> and the rest of errthing
03:55:00 <psidawg> like niggers
03:55:00 <psidawg> dumma
03:55:00 <psidawg> fuck cutn
03:55:00 <psidawg> ???????????????/
05:43:00 <Lumeah> Uhuh..
11:52:00 <Loof> pretty quiet without Maurice around aren't you dematerialised ya pindick little bitch :D
11:52:00 <Loof> more memes coming soon babyshit
12:35:00 <Skirmish> What a lovely day.
14:31:00 <couleurs> Hi All
14:31:00 <MrMark> booooooooooooooooooo!
14:32:00 <couleurs> Are We All Pissed Yet?
14:32:00 <MrMark> yep
14:33:00 <MrMark> im typing on the floor
14:33:00 <MrMark> :P
14:33:00 <MrMark> its hard to reach the keyboard
14:36:00 <British^Meat> [11:22] <Loof> pretty quiet without Maurice around aren't you dematerialised ya pindick little bitch :D
14:36:00 <British^Meat> [11:22] <Loof> more memes coming soon babyshit
14:36:00 <British^Meat> lol
14:36:00 <British^Meat> fuck i missed it
14:36:00 <British^Meat> I give him credit, he last at least a month b4 nutting out again
14:36:00 <British^Meat> now he's in full swing
14:37:00 <couleurs> :p
14:37:00 <couleurs> hi fax
14:37:00 <breaker> looolllllllllllllllllllll @ faux
14:37:00 <Skirmish> Awww trust demat to be the one that triggers him too.
14:38:00 <breaker> Hi, are you ok faux?
14:38:00 <couleurs> lolllllllllllllll @ breaker
14:38:00 <faux> hey colores
14:38:00 <faux> how u
14:38:00 <couleurs> ok n u?
14:38:00 <breaker> LoLoLoLoLoLoLoL @ paul_banks
14:38:00 <faux> good tenks
14:38:00 <faux> whats happening
14:38:00 <breaker> tenks?
14:38:00 <Skirmish> Pullcock is in a mood it seems.
14:39:00 <breaker> Speak English you fat hairy whale.
14:39:00 <British^Meat> "tenks. a childish expression that means thank you commonly used by immature young adults who haven't learned to properly express themselves. "
14:39:00 <British^Meat> hah classic
14:39:00 <couleurs> nm just on youtubes n u?
14:39:00 <faux> nada just got home.
14:39:00 <faux> doing some reading
14:39:00 <MrMark> whales dont have hair
14:39:00 <breaker> She means she just got out of bed
14:39:00 <faux> what u watchin
14:39:00 <couleurs> ok Tiggier
14:41:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/S9r0egZH7tU
14:41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kraft Dunk'd | The Eric Andre Show | Adult Swim Views: 403,956 Uploader: Adult Swim Uploaded: Aug 19, 2016 Duration: 0m45s Rating: 4.87
14:42:00 <faux> lol
14:42:00 <faux> terrible
14:42:00 <couleurs> best show
14:43:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/h58BN-w-lxg
14:43:00 <couleurs> lmao
14:43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rapper Warrior Ninja | The Eric Andre Show | Adult Swim Views: 1,667,164 Uploader: Adult Swim Uploaded: Aug 1, 2016 Duration: 1m46s Rating: 4.94
14:44:00 <breaker> looooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllll
14:44:00 <faux> wtf
14:44:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/4L_A6GL6LUs
14:44:00 <faux> why is this in me recommended
14:44:00 <faux> her voice is teh worst
14:46:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and naked on the floor yet?
14:49:00 <couleurs> what even is she
14:49:00 <couleurs> is this anime
14:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks!
14:49:00 <faux> lmao
14:49:00 <faux> idk
14:49:00 <faux> but her voice is unbearable
14:50:00 <faux> hey k8
14:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
14:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup m8
14:50:00 <faux> not much
14:50:00 <couleurs> he duct taping her body
14:50:00 <faux> n u
14:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah enjoying the fucking serenity in me unit
14:50:00 <faux> whats she doin there
14:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> fam bam have fucked off and im going out to eat and get drunk
14:50:00 <faux> nice
14:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah thanks mark
14:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i;ll have 8
14:51:00 <couleurs> this is like glue guy but it's duct tape guy instead
14:51:00 <faux> lol
14:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll have 2 glasses of wine and pass out i reckon
14:52:00 <couleurs> me 2
14:53:00 <MrMark> only 8?
14:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude i don’t like melon flavour ew
14:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> id rather drink spiced rum
14:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew coke
14:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lemo thanks
14:56:00 <MrMark> gawd u r never happy!
14:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a few dick pics thanks
14:56:00 <MrMark> all my dick pics wont fit in the glass
14:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats ok, just one will do
14:57:00 <faux> k im bored
14:57:00 <MrMark> im bored
14:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> OHH there is an auction happening
14:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> see how much the unit near me goes for
14:58:00 <MrMark> oooer
14:59:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn on
14:59:00 <georgeandwell> m8
14:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> your death?
14:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd the auction peeps are so fucking lame
15:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> blah blah blah just start the auction!
15:00:00 <couleurs> :p
15:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone just drove a car through the crowd LMFAO and the auction dude got all narky
15:00:00 <Skirmish> They have to hype it up!
15:00:00 <couleurs> lol
15:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah he totally is
15:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s a 2 bed unit…. nothing special
15:01:00 <Skirmish> THIS IS SYDNEY PEOPLE! FULL OF ETHNICS THAT STINK! DO I HAVE A MILLION DOLLARS?!
15:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> “again, very good afternoon to you all ladies and gents”
15:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a cunt shut up
15:03:00 <Skirmish> Did you just call me a cunt?
15:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
15:03:00 <Skirmish> Lucky ...
15:03:00 <couleurs> yes
15:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> the auction dude
15:03:00 <georgeandwell> propwrty bubble
15:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> 400 k to start
15:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:04:00 <President_Trump> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpxE1UeUMAA2wBt.jpg
15:04:00 <Skirmish> Can buy a 3-4 bedroom home on a 1/4 acre block just outside of Newcastle for $400k.
15:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks mark!
15:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> this unit block is worse than mine lol
15:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> 400 k
15:04:00 <georgeandwell> property bubble
15:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> we brought ours for 390k 6 years ago
15:05:00 <georgeandwell> specufestors
15:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> it will hit the 500 k mark
15:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> 440 already
15:06:00 <Skirmish> Sell up and move to the central coast and buy an actual house Kate.
15:06:00 <Skirmish> What are the rental prices like for units in your area?
15:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah we’re considerin it
15:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> 450 a week!
15:06:00 <georgeandwell> if ur in sydney u gotta be Chinese
15:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> next door pays 450 a week for a 2 bed room box
15:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> 465 FUCK
15:07:00 <georgeandwell> specufestorzzzzzz
15:08:00 <Skirmish> Could walk away with your loan paid out and a few hundred k in your pocket Kate.
15:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> 475
15:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much
15:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> and our unit complex is way better
15:08:00 <Skirmish> Go yell that out the window. THAT PLACE SUCKS COMPARED TO THIS BLOCK AND IT WAS CHEAPER HERE!!!
15:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:09:00 <georgeandwell> an apartment isnt a house
15:09:00 <georgeandwell> its a shitbox
15:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> and your point
15:09:00 <MrMark> ive never lived in a unit and never will
15:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you mark
15:09:00 <georgeandwell> no privacy
15:09:00 <georgeandwell> no peace
15:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i do like hearing people piss at 3am
15:10:00 <couleurs> :p
15:10:00 <georgeandwell> u gota hav ur own fence borders
15:11:00 <Tim-Sim> I find it difficult enough regarding privacy/claustrophobia on a 650m^2 block
15:11:00 <Skirmish> I suck at highlighting text.
15:11:00 <georgeandwell> only a house can do that
15:11:00 <Tim-Sim> high density living sux
15:11:00 <georgeandwell> 650 is fine m8
15:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah well as if we could ever afford a house in sydney
15:11:00 <georgeandwell> good separation
15:11:00 <georgeandwell> sydney is $1mil at least if u r chinese lol
15:11:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
15:12:00 <Skirmish> You're engaging in a discussion with georgeandwell knowing full well he has no idea what he is talking about Kate. Yubother?
15:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:12:00 <georgeandwell> sydney should change name now
15:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was thinking that me self
15:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignored
15:12:00 <georgeandwell> to shangney
15:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> 490 …. my gawd
15:13:00 <georgeandwell> chinese are buying all of aussieland gooooood
15:13:00 <georgeandwell> country now belong to chinese
15:13:00 <Tim-Sim> well, I might jell this beard to point away from my mouth so I can eat some food...
15:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me?
15:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> trim it tim
15:13:00 <Skirmish> MrMark is gay.
15:13:00 <georgeandwell> property specufestorszszszs
15:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> im starting to think that!
15:14:00 <Tim-Sim> I am not cutting it, I am going for the homeless/sex offender look
15:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah you’ve got that down pat tim
15:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> 495 K
15:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOW
15:14:00 <Tim-Sim> thanks
15:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
15:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> but seriously, just trim it a lil bit and it would be awesome
15:15:00 <Skirmish> We've just had an intake of 4 ex army guys and they all have the same type of hipster beard.
15:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> not saying to do sharp lines that looks gay
15:15:00 <Tim-Sim> I don't know how to
15:15:00 <MrMark> im not gay.....but im pretty sure the guy im fucking is.....
15:15:00 <Loof> i just keep stubble
15:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> youtube tim lol
15:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow… 495. Im fucking considering selling now!
15:16:00 <Skirmish> Trying to highlight text in a straight line and it's looking more like I got Michael J Fox to do it.
15:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re pushing for 500
15:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd hurry up…. i want to nap
15:18:00 <couleurs> me 2
15:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> bam 500 k
15:18:00 <Skirmish> I am keen to nap but don't finish work for another 2.5 hours.
15:19:00 <Skirmish> Had a shocking sleep last night.
15:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> 500 K done
15:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you don’t know shocking sleep skirmish!
15:19:00 <Skirmish> SOLD! To the person happy to pay more than what the place is worth.
15:19:00 <MrMark> whats sleep?
15:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
15:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> idiot!
15:20:00 <Skirmish> I have a child Kate ... Albeit it has been a long time since he impacted on my sleep.
15:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i have 2
15:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> annoying
15:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> but they’re not here YEW
15:20:00 <MrMark> i slept once...
15:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
15:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> again you don’t have a new born
15:21:00 <Skirmish> MrMark, georgeandwell and Beehhh are all the same person I conclude.
15:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck it up princess
15:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya reckon
15:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive been asking beehhh for cock pics
15:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i feel dirty now
15:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw beehh would have flopped it out for real
15:22:00 <Skirmish> He would have sent you cock pics of his girlfriend.
15:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
15:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew that
15:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll ask later, when im drunk and allude to the fact i’ll send pics back
15:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> WINNING
15:22:00 <Skirmish> Hahahaha
15:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably on a different network… might get something then
15:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> suggestions?
15:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> right i out
15:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> im
15:26:00 <Skirmish> Apart from the fact she is a left wing nutbag on a political level ... Kate is a lovely person.
15:31:00 <couleurs> boring old lovely person
15:32:00 <couleurs> TRUMP 4 PREZ
15:33:00 <Skirmish> Build the wall and make them pay for it!
15:48:00 <dematerialised> good morning babies
15:49:00 <couleurs> g'day
15:49:00 <Skirmish> What is this I hear that you are triggering Loof, demat.
15:49:00 <dematerialised> i don't trigger loof, he triggers himself
15:51:00 <Skirmish> A sandwich laptop. Sounds like a winner.
15:51:00 <couleurs> xbox 360
15:51:00 <Skirmish> Salami OS.
15:51:00 <dematerialised> indeed
15:51:00 <dematerialised> the short story for loof Skirmish, is he got a story i was telling about theriddler wrong and made himself look like a right muppet
15:52:00 <dematerialised> and now he's angry at me because i apparently lied
15:52:00 <Skirmish> Sounds legit.
15:52:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
15:52:00 <Skirmish> BM posted some log of a conversation where he was having a shot at you earlier.
15:53:00 <dematerialised> according to Loof me and Maurice are bum buddies, and apparently everythign I have in life is spoon fed to me by my parents
15:53:00 <dematerialised> both statements are howlingly inaccurate
15:53:00 <dematerialised> but hey, Loof believes it :P
15:53:00 <dematerialised> i am not surprised he takes shots at me when im not here
15:53:00 <dematerialised> he's a pussy
15:54:00 <couleurs> HEHeheh
15:54:00 <dematerialised> i cant wait to see his next porfolia creation of me
15:55:00 <Skirmish> Lol
15:56:00 <couleurs> he's just another IRC schizophrenic compulsive liar
15:56:00 <couleurs> lolllllllll @ breaker
15:57:00 <dematerialised> yeah except Loof has actually been hospitalised for it
15:57:00 <dematerialised> everyone else has dodged the authorities so far
15:57:00 <Skirmish> It's beaker. He typo'd his own name. He is that muppet that mutters to himself and nobody understands. Plivent is his side kick. Best mates.
15:57:00 <dematerialised> but Loof's wife ning la doesn't take any shit.
15:57:00 <couleurs> and it didn't work!!!!!!!!!
15:57:00 <couleurs> lmao
15:58:00 <dematerialised> she sounds like a solid wife
15:58:00 <dematerialised> i wonder if i can borrow her
15:58:00 <dematerialised> so she can sort my shit out for me
15:58:00 <couleurs> Loof definitely don't wear the pants in that relationship
15:58:00 <dematerialised> nope
15:59:00 <couleurs> triggered each time she opens his bedroom door
15:59:00 <Skirmish> DON'T HIT ME AGAIN! *curls into a ball in the corner of the room*
15:59:00 <dematerialised> by all accounts she's not a small asian lady either
15:59:00 <dematerialised> she probably would leave bruises
15:59:00 <dematerialised> maybe thats why he had that run of sharing his mugshots with us
15:59:00 <dematerialised> maybe it was a cry for help...
16:00:00 <dematerialised> brb going back and reviewing them for clues
16:00:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13925375_10153712065256497_8308754028466800896_n.jpg?oh=c9dfb3749abcd801198999d8e64e8845&oe=5813575B
16:00:00 <dematerialised> lol
16:01:00 <couleurs> ifunny:~)
16:02:00 <dematerialised> Kid escapes police car using only a lighter: http://imgur.com/gallery/QGuYI1U
16:03:00 <Skirmish> Lol Doodle
16:03:00 <dematerialised> me irl: http://imgur.com/gallery/x7aJe
16:04:00 <couleurs> https://gfycat.com/UnnaturalIdealKagu
16:04:00 <dematerialised> that's awesome
16:04:00 <couleurs> that would be hard to park
16:04:00 <dematerialised> shame he's peddling his ass off though
16:04:00 <dematerialised> needs more pulleys
16:05:00 <couleurs> needs an engine
16:05:00 <dematerialised> haha
16:05:00 <couleurs> SiK Drone Bro
16:06:00 <Tim-Sim> I am so tired, all I want to do is sleep all weekend... what a waste
16:06:00 <dematerialised> nothing wrong with that
16:07:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/t967uJo.gifv
16:07:00 <couleurs> me
16:07:00 <dematerialised> lol
16:07:00 <dematerialised> nutritious
16:09:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/MXQ6gla.gifv
16:09:00 <couleurs> gawd dem
16:11:00 <couleurs> https://i.imgur.com/MEnQqcd.gifv
16:11:00 <couleurs> lmao
16:28:00 <couleurs> da do ron ron
16:29:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJqUrVohtTo
16:29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: coming next ron and ron hail and pace da doo ron ron Views: 2,532 Uploader: andy301261 Uploaded: Jul 18, 2012 Duration: 2m57s Rating: 1.66
16:30:00 <couleurs> u lil rippa
16:34:00 <MrMark> rippa!!!
16:49:00 <TheRon> nic nat's season over, so goes the west coast
16:51:00 <GoldSpade> what happened to him
16:51:00 <couleurs> go da dees
16:52:00 <TheRon> acl
16:54:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/YrXId7y.png
16:54:00 <TheRon> dwight liked escorting ppl much that he started an escort service
16:59:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
17:00:00 <TheRon> nic nat
17:01:00 <TheRiddler> Hope we're not playing them in finals
17:01:00 <TheRon> i don't rate them
17:02:00 <TheRiddler> Probably lose if we have to play at subi
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