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15:00 <Doodle> hi clarky
15:00 <Clarkson> nah um yeah fuck
15:00 <Doodle> .
15:00 <dematerialised> Should'a taken that left turn at Albuquerque
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> should have got cake
37:00 <dematerialised> there was no cake to be had on the road
37:00 <dematerialised> i just got back from a 600km drive
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> enjoyed it?
38:00 <dematerialised> always
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> awsome
43:00 <Maurice> How gross
43:00 <Maurice> I drove to rocko yesterday and thats 15 mins away and that was enough for me
43:00 <Maurice> Fuck 600kms
43:00 <Serenity> i only did 320 this weekend
43:00 <dematerialised> went to jurien bay, wedge island, pinnacles, cervantes, grenough then home again
43:00 <Serenity> just about didnt get anywhere with two shredded tyres
44:00 <Maurice> The furtherest I've ever driven is busselton and back
44:00 <Serenity> i wanna drive over east one day just to do it
44:00 <Serenity> plus.. planes ew
45:00 <Maurice> Planes are great
45:00 <Maurice> Especially take off and landing
45:00 <dematerialised> furthest east i have gone is esperence
45:00 <dematerialised> one day i shall cross the border
45:00 <Maurice> My sis drove here from VIC with their 2 cats, one escaped on the nullabor and they ran it over
45:00 <Serenity> ive been to kal but i didnt drive there
45:00 <Maurice> So he's buried there
46:00 <Maurice> I've been to qld, thats as far as I've gone
46:00 <Maurice> And Rottnest so Ive been overseas
46:00 <Serenity> ive not been out of the state
46:00 <Maurice> QLD, Syd airport, VIC tooooooo fucking many times, SA
49:00 <Doodle> swing by
49:00 <Serenity> god my lips are so red and sore from the cold down there
50:00 <Doodle> LOL
50:00 <Serenity> oh wow
50:00 <Serenity> wow
50:00 <Serenity> fuck
50:00 <Doodle> aahahahahaaaaa
50:00 <Serenity> i walked straight into that
50:00 <Doodle> were u sitting on an eskimo
51:00 <Serenity> hahah that would have been warmer than the fucking weather where we were
51:00 <Clarkson> we be pushing shit up hill saturday
51:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <Maurice> Well Serenity did say ShadowLurker and his bro tag teamed her
52:00 <Maurice> She said it wasn't in a sexy way but I have my doubts
52:00 <Serenity> its pretty much ballarat weather
52:00 <Serenity> top of 12 all day with -1 in the night
52:00 <Serenity> THAT WAS FUN
52:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tag Team - Whoomp! There It Is.mp3 (3.43MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:44)
52:00 <Serenity> theyre shit maurice they wont do it
53:00 <Clarkson> I wouldn't complain if my mum wasn't such a cunt and fucking turned the aircon on
53:00 <Serenity> so rude
53:00 <Maurice> Gah, guys are such poofs
54:00 <Doodle> YOU ARE
54:00 <Serenity> kill joys
54:00 <Doodle> i bet u even do it with men
54:00 <Maurice> I so do so
55:00 <Doodle> filth
56:00 <Serenity> sometimes I do sometimes I dont
56:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Black Eyed Peas - Dont Lie.mp3 (5.36MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:51)
06:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/14095960_1060884780627244_2095094278947827427_n.jpg?oh=44ab184abd96c961df504f459830344d&oe=584D857B
06:00 <TheRiddler> cool
07:00 <CaptainFeathersword> go to bed pedo
26:00 <Skirmish> So many more options available in high school now compared to when I was there. 
11:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkBhT8lFQLc
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cosmic Gate feat. Andain - Everything From Me (Promises)(Richard Durand Album Mix) Views: 7,030 Uploader: Glory Wu Uploaded: Dec 29, 2012 Duration: 5m41s Rating: 5.00
49:00 <breaker> loooooollllllllllllllllllllll @ Immutable
17:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12565543_954259201305763_8496023730741414571_n.jpg?oh=199ee991495d155acb541076e81486b1&oe=584DC8FD
18:00 <couleurs> Noice.
19:00 <Skirmish> Wicked campers are determined to offend more and more people.  
51:00 <couleurs> who's up 4 some toasties
00:00 <Skirmish> I would LOVE a toastie
04:00 <couleurs> me 2
04:00 <British^Meat>  would u like a full english breakfast Skirmish?
05:00 <Skirmish> Yes if it is what I think it is. 
05:00 <British^Meat> eggs, scrambled or fried
05:00 <British^Meat> toasted toms
05:00 <British^Meat> toast
05:00 <British^Meat> beans
05:00 <British^Meat> bacon
05:00 <British^Meat> saus
05:00 <British^Meat> all urs
05:00 <British^Meat> hashbrowns on the side
07:00 <Skirmish> Yes, I would like that. 
10:00 <British^Meat> i'll see what i can do
23:00 <couleurs> TGiS
41:00 <georgeandwell> hi
46:00 <couleurs> sgarn
47:00 <georgeandwell> gsrn
48:00 <couleurs> LTE
50:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren
06:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C49NPmqEwK0
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Heidis KÃ¼ken - Das kleine KÃ¼ken piept Lyrics & Ð ÑƒÑÑÐºÐ¸Ð¹ Ð¿ÐµÑ€ÐµÐ²Ð¾Ð´ Views: 438,886 Uploader: Andrew K Uploaded: Jan 12, 2015 Duration: 2m49s Rating: 4.52
08:00 <couleurs> SiK
08:00 <dematerialised> such a lucky duckling
11:00 <couleurs> :p
11:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
12:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=115912630 this 1 is for demat
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <couleurs> :o
14:00 <dematerialised> asian, check. boobs, check.
18:00 <couleurs> wonder if she has a vagine or a panis...........
18:00 <dematerialised> she seems like she wants a bloke's bloke, unfortunately i am only a boy's boy.
18:00 <dematerialised> it'd never work out
23:00 <TheRiddler> just grow a beard
23:00 <TheRiddler> and speak in a proper english accent :p
24:00 <BlackDevil> and have your dick as the wallpaper on your phone
26:00 <Skirmish> With a little work she could be your asian fuck machine demat. 
28:00 <Skirmish> MY WAY, YOUR WAY, ANYTHING GOES TONIIIIIIIGHT. 
30:00 <billcosby> dematerialised she probably doesnt want a gi joe t shirt wearing fatty either
30:00 <billcosby> HAHAHAHAHA
30:00 <billcosby> LOSER
31:00 <dematerialised> that's very hurtful jerome
31:00 <dematerialised> hihi fox
32:00 <Tim-Sim> Sinesh Souza is the Indian Mr Bean http://www.alan.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/DSouza-WSJ.jpg
32:00 <Tim-Sim> Dinesh D'Souza
34:00 <faux> hey shaney
34:00 <faux> whats up
34:00 <dematerialised> nommuch
35:00 <dematerialised> just chillin
35:00 <dematerialised> wbu
37:00 <faux> ah yes
38:00 <faux> riveting 
38:00 <faux> nada was painting now im just bumming
38:00 <faux> was meant to go dads to watch the footy but i genuinely cannot be fucked
38:00 <faux> lazy sundays ftw
38:00 <dematerialised> indeed
39:00 <georgeandwell> hi
41:00 <georgeandwell> hows it going 
42:00 <Student> Greetings
43:00 <georgeandwell> h
43:00 <TheRiddler> hai fauxy
44:00 <faux> hey
44:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the divine faux
44:00 <TheRiddler> how are you
44:00 <faux> hi matt
44:00 <faux> good ty you?
44:00 <TheRiddler> pretty good
44:00 <TheRiddler> just work
44:00 <TheRiddler> woke
44:00 <TheRiddler> I mean
44:00 <faux> lol sheesh
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <faux> dont u feel groggy sleeping so long
45:00 <faux> i wish
45:00 <faux> im up at like 6-7 every morning
45:00 <TheRiddler> I went to bed at like 3am I think
45:00 <TheRiddler> or something like that
45:00 <TheRiddler> 4am
45:00 <TheRiddler> so really I got about 8hrs sleep
46:00 <faux> ah yes
53:00 <Matthew> 1st Qtr - Brisbane 9 Geelong 45
54:00 <TheRiddler> there goes demons chance at finals
54:00 <Matthew> Full Time - Carlton 78 Melbourne 58
49:00 <georgeandwell> looking 4 grl 2 give ne prostate massage
29:00 <georgeandwell> hi
29:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
30:00 <georgeandwell> on m8
39:00 <TheRon> isnt it ironic
39:00 <GoldSpade> that would be..
40:00 <GoldSpade> alais morrisete
40:00 <GoldSpade> however you spell it hheh
46:00 <GoldSpade> Alanis Morissette'
46:00 <GoldSpade> yeah like that
49:00 <GoldSpade> I want your sex
50:00 <TheRon> no you don't
51:00 <GoldSpade> its a song silly
51:00 <TheRon> just making sure
51:00 <GoldSpade> fair enough
52:00 <TheRon> somebody bring me some water
52:00 <Student> boring
54:00 <GoldSpade> mellisa ethridge
02:00 <faux> agreed Student 
05:00 <Student> :-/
14:00 <couleurs> Hi All
14:00 <Student> hey couleurs
15:00 <couleurs> Student :)
15:00 <Student> couleurs
15:00 <Student> :)
16:00 <TheRon> go dees?
16:00 <couleurs> go dees
16:00 <TheRon> lost to carlton
16:00 <TheRon> out of the finals
17:00 <couleurs> Go Da DeeS
21:00 <GoldSpade> hey Picard
21:00 <Picard> gday
22:00 <GoldSpade> we
22:00 <Picard> hi
22:00 <GoldSpade> are are all "bored" Picard
22:00 <Picard> english?
22:00 <GoldSpade> er we are all bored
22:00 <Picard> its your second language and all
22:00 <GoldSpade> 3rd
23:00 <Picard> lol
24:00 <TheRon> it started with a kiss, never thought it would come to this
24:00 <Picard> fag
24:00 <GoldSpade> is it paul kelly
24:00 <TheRon> he did the cover yes
24:00 <GoldSpade> ahh Ididnt know that
24:00 <TheRon> hot chocolate
25:00 <GoldSpade> ahh 
25:00 <TheRon> great song i think
25:00 <GoldSpade> not bad
26:00 <TheRon> best hot chocolate
27:00 <Picard> anyone remember the rejection line?
27:00 <faux> im sure u do pretty well
27:00 <GoldSpade> heh
27:00 <GoldSpade> You're not my type Picard
28:00 <TheRon> he's yoo old
28:00 <GoldSpade> yea probably
28:00 <Picard> the number with the recording
28:00 <Picard> faux im sure you were given this number often
29:00 <faux> ye heaps m8
29:00 <GoldSpade> heh
29:00 <faux> cos im round fat and pink
29:00 <faux> no wait
29:00 <faux> thats you
29:00 <TheRon> play that funky music white boy
30:00 <GoldSpade> thats a hard one 
30:00 <Picard> well  not pink, the rest is right
30:00 <GoldSpade> dont know TheRon
30:00 <Picard> why do u pretend faux
30:00 <faux> pretend what
30:00 <TheRon> wild cherry
30:00 <Picard> your not fat
31:00 <faux> my not fat what
31:00 <TheRon> faux can i imply picard is a pedo yet?
31:00 <Picard> fucking moron
31:00 <faux> cant differentiate between your and youre and im the moron
31:00 <faux> o ye
31:00 <Picard> faux, why do you pretend you're not a fatty?
31:00 <faux> and den
32:00 <GoldSpade> its actually you're
32:00 <faux> im not pretending anything my round pink friend
32:00 <Picard> well i can, im just lazy
32:00 <TheRon> picard like grass off the field if you know what i mean
32:00 <Picard> faux so u are not fat?
32:00 <Picard> TheRon if u have seen a modern day womans pussy you would be aware most now wax or shave. its hard to find one with hair.
33:00 <faux> picard have you seen photos of me.. real ones ive shown you not googled pics of amanda hackey ive posted in here and said me irl
33:00 <Picard> but u being a virgin an all, i understand
33:00 <Picard> only ever seen yoru fet
33:00 <Picard> feet
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <Student> ha ha
33:00 <faux> so why do you assume im fat 
33:00 <Student> you too Picard?
34:00 <TheRon> is amelia still fat?
34:00 <Picard> its word on the street
34:00 <faux> and word on the street is you fuck kids
34:00 <faux> is that true
34:00 <Picard> and if u were hot u would be handing out pics like its xmas
34:00 <Picard> i once fucked a 15yo
34:00 <faux> i show people who i wanna show
35:00 <Picard> i was 16, does that count?
35:00 <amelia> I haven't been called fat in here for like 3x days
35:00 <amelia> maybe 4
35:00 <faux> no you moron
35:00 <Student> not so hot, may be mad
35:00 <amelia> things are lookin up
35:00 <Student> your nick is quite fat
35:00 <Picard> well the answer is i dont fuck kids,
35:00 <Student> what you guys are talking about ? Picard is a kid himself
35:00 <Student> kids love other kids
36:00 <Student> no worries there
36:00 <Picard> lol Student
36:00 <Picard> u old cunt
36:00 <Student> ;)
36:00 <Student> old cunt , new cunt what is the differEnce?
36:00 <Student> still a cunt
36:00 <Picard> yes
37:00 <Picard> im a cunt
37:00 <TheRon> i'm in the middle of a chain reaction
37:00 <Picard> or honest, you be the judge
37:00 <TheRiddler> that's better
37:00 <Picard> u think?
38:00 <amelia> crasheh aloha
38:00 <TheRiddler> went back to sleep
38:00 <Picard> lazy
38:00 <TheRiddler> hai dreamelia
38:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: did they release the hounds yet?
38:00 <couleurs> wb Tiggieroony
38:00 <amelia> how be jew
38:00 <TheRiddler> pretty good
38:00 <TheRiddler> yourself?
39:00 <amelia> super fanks
39:00 <TheRon> who's a jew?
40:00 <TheRon> stereotyping jews is terrible
40:00 <TheRiddler> I watched the exodus: gods and kings movie last night
41:00 <TheRiddler> was pretty meh
41:00 <TheRiddler> the dreamworks cartoon is still the best
41:00 <Picard> pity u dont exodus
41:00 <TheRiddler> the prince of egypt
42:00 <TheRon> GoldSpade: i'm born to be alive
42:00 <GoldSpade> no idea
43:00 <TheRon> patrick hernandez
43:00 <GoldSpade> who the heck is he
43:00 <TheRon> youtube it it's great
44:00 <GoldSpade> having a listen now
45:00 <GoldSpade> ahhh I remmeber this
45:00 <TheRon> derr
45:00 <TheRon> it's been on ads
45:00 <couleurs> Brb "all"
46:00 <GoldSpade> dont know about the ads...but ive heard it on radio...not for a long time though
48:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1r hang out 2nite
48:00 <GoldSpade> heh from here?
50:00 <GoldSpade> that song goes forever
50:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn m8
51:00 <georgeandwell> i enjoy inter racial sex
51:00 <georgeandwell> but not.inter species
52:00 <TheRon> inter species is like ppl from frankston making babies with like normal folk
53:00 <georgeandwell> frankston is expensive these days
54:00 <georgeandwell> cost 650k for a house m8
54:00 <georgeandwell> but ppl earn only 40k
58:00 <TheRon> ain't nobody humpin' around
19:00 <couleurs> ok
20:00 <TheRon> damn straight
20:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
28:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me
29:00 <georgeandwell> fwhats garn on
30:00 <TheRon> i got like a beer, want some?
32:00 <couleurs> what kinda bear
32:00 <TheRon> very best
34:00 <TheRon> bvb win?
35:00 <couleurs> neva herd of that 1
36:00 <TheRon> black bear is best
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> Howdy!
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> What's new?
38:00 <couleurs> ok
39:00 <TheRon> run dmc - it's like that
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> TheRon: breasts
39:00 <TheRon> where?
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> There >>>
39:00 <georgeandwell> i gotta goto salvos to dump some of me trash 
39:00 <TheRon> shadowlurker usually supplies breast he's not here
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh damn
40:00 <georgeandwell> dump me junk at vinnies
40:00 <georgeandwell> they sort u out
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> Georgeandwell is a loser
41:00 <TheRon> ppl actually use the bins or just drop shit off?
41:00 <Blitzkrieg> Dumping rubbish at charities
41:00 <Blitzkrieg> Shows he is truely lower class
42:00 <georgeandwell> 1980s oven and mucrowave
42:00 <georgeandwell> i guess i could get the council to get tge hard waste
42:00 <georgeandwell> both is free
42:00 <georgeandwell> i pay me council rates
43:00 <TheRon> 1980's microwave goes in the greenwaste bin doesn't it?
43:00 <georgeandwell> recycle m8
44:00 <TheRon> ghetto superstar
44:00 <georgeandwell> thro it on da barbie
44:00 <georgeandwell> makes good kindle 
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Durka allah mohammad jihad
44:00 <TheRon> ahh durkha durkhas
45:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
45:00 <TheRon> michael bay really missed the point when he made pearl harbour
46:00 <georgeandwell> im thinking of.being.homeless
46:00 <georgeandwell> i hate hollywood
46:00 <georgeandwell> they promote white power
47:00 <georgeandwell> damn jews after yr $$$$
47:00 <TheRiddler> stfu
47:00 <TheRiddler> stop being a racist
47:00 <georgeandwell> stating facts
47:00 <georgeandwell> dont be a woose
48:00 <georgeandwell> i can see why jews are hated
48:00 <TheRon> israel isn't exactly the richest country in the world
49:00 <georgeandwell> theyre assholes
49:00 <georgeandwell> killing syrians
50:00 <TheRon> listening to isaac hayes - shaft
50:00 <TheRon> john shaft
51:00 <georgeandwell> i view anzacs as shame
51:00 <georgeandwell> thats why some vets dont.march
51:00 <georgeandwell> they are ashame of what they did
52:00 <TheRon> are you a fucking moron?
52:00 <georgeandwell> u are mate 
52:00 <georgeandwell> wake up u tard
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wtf
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> Georgeandwell is a fucking idiot
52:00 <georgeandwell> i find anzacs are a joke of fools
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cuz the aussies reject him at the clubs
53:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wymveabcPj4
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: vap0r - you can take a piss or you can take a crap (poccri quote) Views: 102 Uploader: vap0r pp4l Uploaded: Aug 9, 2016 Duration: 3m11s Rating: 5.00
53:00 <faux> boom
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> Problem solved
53:00 <TheRon> well done everybody
53:00 <faux> problerm solvered
53:00 <Student> :)
53:00 <Student> something wrong m8? :P
53:00 <faux> :P
54:00 <TheRon> sorry grandfathers fought in ww2
54:00 <TheRon> greats in ww1
56:00 <TheRon> lucky my dad wasn't in nam, missed by one number
56:00 <Trevor> *queue cricket noises*
57:00 <Trevor> i went to nam
57:00 <Trevor> was a great holiday
57:00 <Student> when are you getting married faux?
57:00 <TheRon> doodle just has to clear his schedule
58:00 <Student> i thought they were just irc friends
58:00 <Student> nothing serious
58:00 <Trevor> a bun in the irc oven later
58:00 <Trevor> doodle is a dick anyway
59:00 <Student> are you suggesting she should't marry Doodle?
00:00 <Trevor> pretty sure that faux loves dick
00:00 <Trevor> i mean doodle
00:00 <Student> i don't find much wrong with a woman loving a dick 
00:00 <Student> pretty natural thing that
00:00 <Trevor> yeah just go in head first eh?
00:00 <Trevor> ya fuckin dick
03:00 <Picard> gotta love this
03:00 <Picard> teacher: how old is your dad?
03:00 <Picard> student: 6 
03:00 <Picard> teacher: he cannot be 6 because you are 6.
04:00 <Picard> student: well he is becasue before i was born he wasnt a dad.
04:00 <Trevor> picard how old is your girlfriend? 6?
04:00 <Picard> 24
04:00 <Doodle> in dog years
04:00 <Picard> Trevor how low is your IQ? 35?
04:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
04:00 <Picard> smart cunty
12:00 <faux> wtf is happening
12:00 <faux> no ones marrying anyone
12:00 <faux> shut up
12:00 <TheRon> love is all around us
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> Love is in the airrrrrr
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> Everywhere we look arounddddd
13:00 <Student> take it easy m8 :P
17:00 <Doodle> [20:12] <faux> no ones marrying anyone
17:00 <TheRon> and more much more tha this i did it my way
17:00 <Doodle> oh
19:00 <Trevor> its ok doodle i can hold back your hair while u vomit
19:00 <TheRon> doodle faux was talking about marriage
19:00 <Doodle> why would i be vomiting
19:00 <Picard> faux were u a child bride?
19:00 <TheRon> there it is
19:00 <Trevor> dicks do that several times a day?
20:00 <Picard> one of those marriages where you were swapped for 2 goats and a cow
21:00 <Doodle> Picard fucked up his arrangement and accidentally swapped his bride for a cow
21:00 <Doodle> now he's stuck with it
21:00 <TheRon> faux what are you worht?
21:00 <TheRon> worth
21:00 <Trevor> knowing picard he still had sex with it
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
21:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sup Picard?
22:00 <Picard> you wouldnt have the balls to say that to her face, but its funny 
22:00 <Doodle> i wouldnt know which end to say it to
23:00 <Picard> she would punch u in the face
23:00 <Doodle> worth it
23:00 <TheRon> nah a kick to the nuts
24:00 <Doodle> anyone kicks my nuts they get charged with assault
24:00 <Doodle> assaulted nuts
24:00 <Doodle> punching in the face is ok tho
24:00 <Doodle> i'm into that
25:00 <Picard> lol
25:00 <Picard> you really are a strange one
26:00 <Doodle> i'm a conundrum wrapped up in an enigma
41:00 <faux> LMAO DOODLE
42:00 <faux> swapped his bride for a cow
49:00 <couleurs> RiP
50:00 <GoldSpade> :~(
50:00 <couleurs> you're next...
50:00 <GoldSpade> I havent done anything
51:00 <GoldSpade> ive been writing my paper
52:00 <GoldSpade> couleurs
52:00 <couleurs> ok
53:00 <GoldSpade> was gonna call you the other name..but you hate that
53:00 <GoldSpade> and I have a good heart
53:00 <couleurs> which 1
53:00 <GoldSpade> you know which one
53:00 <couleurs> nope
54:00 <GoldSpade> im not going to tell you
54:00 <GoldSpade> couleurs
54:00 <couleurs> ok
55:00 <GoldSpade> maybe concentrate in different directions
55:00 <GoldSpade> then you wont  be so "bored"
56:00 <GoldSpade> perhaps
56:00 <couleurs> you're so "banned" asap
56:00 <GoldSpade> are you angry at me
57:00 <GoldSpade> with me
57:00 <couleurs> so much
57:00 <GoldSpade> why
58:00 <GoldSpade> its not healthy to be angry all the time...if that is the case
58:00 <GoldSpade> im not angry
59:00 <GoldSpade> towards you couleurs
59:00 <GoldSpade> :)
59:00 <GoldSpade> I think you are alright actually
59:00 <GoldSpade> I like you
59:00 <GoldSpade> you just think I hate you 
00:00 <GoldSpade> but its not the truth
00:00 <GoldSpade> couleurs
05:00 <couleurs> I Hate Manure!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <Picard> phillipines have a good policy, shoot and kill drug dealers +
13:00 <georgeandwell> tru
13:00 <GoldSpade> hm
13:00 <Picard> 60 minutes now!!
13:00 <georgeandwell> cool
14:00 <Picard> 940 scum shot in a few weeks
14:00 <georgeandwell> haha
14:00 <georgeandwell> good quota
14:00 <GoldSpade> well at least it will free up some of the jails
14:00 <Picard> georgeandwell u better not go home, they might shoot u
14:00 <georgeandwell> m8 i dont deal drugzzz
15:00 <georgeandwell> only way 2 solve dem drugs problems
16:00 <GoldSpade> and yeah stop the flakka
16:00 <Picard> 6 months to eliminate drug users and dealers
16:00 <georgeandwell> i wish they didbthat 4 hipsters in.melbournez
16:00 <GoldSpade> wonder if they do like a tally
17:00 <GoldSpade> a collection
17:00 <GoldSpade> how many kills
17:00 <GoldSpade> per day
17:00 <georgeandwell> 50 maybe
17:00 <GoldSpade> have bets
18:00 <georgeandwell> all the hipsters were saying.it.was.barbaric
19:00 <GoldSpade> if it means keeping the flakka out of classrooms.. well its a good idea. Not here in australia though
20:00 <GoldSpade> too harsh
20:00 <Picard> we are too soft
20:00 <GoldSpade> yes thats right Picard
20:00 <georgeandwell> that guys should get nobel peace prize
21:00 <faux> wtf
21:00 <faux> why are.you back
22:00 <georgeandwell> why
23:00 <Picard> who?
23:00 <georgeandwell> faux cant handle an argument
23:00 <georgeandwell> 930 is too few
23:00 <georgeandwell> 2000 better
25:00 <Serenity> heyyyy Blitzkrieg
25:00 <georgeandwell> next isis
25:00 <Picard> this muslim scum is on next
25:00 <georgeandwell> mortal kombat
25:00 <georgeandwell> finish him
26:00 <Zade> next bad asian drivers 
26:00 <georgeandwell> FATALITY
26:00 <georgeandwell> but never enough hipster gays
26:00 <georgeandwell> SCORPION WINS FATALITY
27:00 <GoldSpade> heh
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sup sezza??
30:00 <Picard> Serenity
30:00 <Serenity> just got home fkn exhausted lol
30:00 <Serenity> hows u
30:00 <TheRiddler> hai Stev1eLoZx
30:00 <TheRiddler> hai Blitzkrieg
31:00 <Stev1eLoZx> Hi hi
31:00 <TheRiddler> I'm cooking bolognese
31:00 <Serenity> hey Stev1eLoZx
31:00 <TheRiddler> dw amelia I'm not putting orange in it
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <Stev1eLoZx> Hi there
31:00 <Picard> wtf "a muslim is always superior to a non muslim" 
31:00 <Picard> piss this cunt off
32:00 <GoldSpade> wtf
32:00 <amelia> good boy
32:00 <GoldSpade> dont think so some how
32:00 <TheRiddler> :P
32:00 <georgeandwell> MORTAL KOMBAT
32:00 <Blitzkrieg> Goooood thanks
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> Just havin a few relaxin brewskis
33:00 <Serenity> nice
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
33:00 <Serenity> im about to have a shower im freezing and covered in car dirt
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> Classeh
34:00 <TheRiddler> she's been making love to the car
34:00 <TheRiddler> :P
35:00 <Serenity> no time for class in the country m8
35:00 <Serenity> haha
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolll
36:00 <Serenity> funno wtf ive done to me jaw though its killing me
39:00 <Serenity> you shut up you bitch
39:00 <Serenity> hahaha
39:00 <Serenity> ive been getting tag teamed my the brothers all weekend and I dont mean in the fun sexy way either
40:00 <Serenity> by*
40:00 <Maurice> Men resort to child like behaviour when they get together
40:00 <Serenity> they do haha
40:00 <Serenity> its funny tho
41:00 <Maurice> In saying that, I saw my bro yesterday and said I was getting hjs and he goes to his wife 'can we get hjs?' and she goes 'no we have food out for dinner' and he goes 'but thats not fair, shes getting it'
41:00 <TheRiddler> ugh
41:00 <TheRiddler> I dont like rick n morty
42:00 <Picard> <@Serenity> funno wtf ive done to me jaw though its killing me  <---- stop sucking cock.
46:00 <British^Meat> wow
46:00 <British^Meat> i bet he thought that was really witty :/
46:00 <Maurice> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/27/7a/26/277a2617f861ffa7c66be76582a79359.jpg
48:00 <British^Meat> lol, vaulted that one
48:00 <georgeandwell> n e ofvthe grls here can suck my cock anytime
49:00 <GoldSpade> would have to be pretty desperate for that
50:00 <georgeandwell> there is a long line
51:00 <GoldSpade> of despros
51:00 <GoldSpade> heh
51:00 <georgeandwell> dont mind them m8
51:00 <georgeandwell> there homos
52:00 <georgeandwell> never seen faux
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> Baby did a bad bad thingggg
52:00 <georgeandwell> but she seems really keen 
52:00 <georgeandwell> all the time 
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> George faux is way out of your league
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> You're better off sticking to someone like Lumeah
53:00 <georgeandwell> stop being a fag m8
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> U mad bro?
53:00 <TheRiddler> stfu georgeandwell
53:00 <georgeandwell> #gay
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> He cant stfu
54:00 <ShadowLurker> its just a chat y u heffta be mad
54:00 <TheRiddler> shame
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's too angry at the world
54:00 <georgeandwell> stop be gay here
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cuz his nurse said he had a small dick
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> :/
54:00 <ShadowLurker> hes def mad hes not making sense
54:00 <georgeandwell> homos
54:00 <georgeandwell> ilaugh at homos
54:00 <georgeandwell> look at what u do
55:00 <georgeandwell> u suck other guys dicks
55:00 <georgeandwell> i say no more
55:00 <TheRiddler> mummy problems
55:00 <ShadowLurker> reality is georgeandwell is homo
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> George.. you have an unnatural obsession with gay people and cock
55:00 <georgeandwell> if u suck dicks of.other guys what more is to say?
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Something you wanna confess mate?
56:00 <ShadowLurker> so is it ok to suck your own dick
56:00 <georgeandwell> blitzkrieg simple question.. do u suck other guys dicks
56:00 <georgeandwell> tell us in channel yes or no
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> It's 2016 mate.. you won't be bashed for being a faggot
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> You can come out of the closet
56:00 <georgeandwell> yes
57:00 <georgeandwell> or
57:00 <Blitzkrieg> I don't suck cock no
57:00 <georgeandwell> no
57:00 <Blitzkrieg> Do you?
57:00 <georgeandwell> pls answer
57:00 <ShadowLurker> georgeandwell has dicks in his ass all day long
57:00 <Blitzkrieg> It looks that way
57:00 <georgeandwell> y or n
57:00 <ShadowLurker> but not gay cos he doesnt suck them
57:00 <ShadowLurker> you fucking idiot he answered you already
58:00 <georgeandwell> y or n
58:00 <Blitzkrieg> George
58:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck me youre dumb
58:00 <Blitzkrieg> Is it true your nurse said you have a tiny   dick?
58:00 <Blitzkrieg> Y/N?
58:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
58:00 <georgeandwell> u suck dicks dont u?
58:00 <georgeandwell> just answer 
59:00 <georgeandwell> i waiting
59:00 <Zade> he is bad enough in a chat room, can you imagine him behind the wheel of a corolla 
59:00 <ShadowLurker> *07:56:57 PM* <georgeandwell> yes
59:00 <ShadowLurker> *07:57:00 PM* <georgeandwell> or
59:00 <ShadowLurker> *07:57:02 PM* <Blitzkrieg> I don't suck cock no
59:00 <ShadowLurker> *07:57:03 PM* <georgeandwell> no
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> She did cause you cried about it in Sydney
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> And got no sympathy
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> So you raged
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> Game. Set. Match.
00:00 <Serenity> rofl
00:00 <georgeandwell> y or n
00:00 <georgeandwell> pls anser
01:00 <Blitzkrieg> You can insinuate I'm gay all you like
01:00 <Blitzkrieg> But at least my doctor didn't say I have a pin dick.
01:00 <Blitzkrieg> :)
03:00 <georgeandwell> y or n
04:00 <Trevor> so you guys wanna see photos of my dick right
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> George does
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> So he can see a non pin
05:00 <ShadowLurker> no
05:00 <Trevor> ok ill put makeup on
08:00 <couleurs> hot
09:00 <georgeandwell> why do u take the gay here
22:00 <President_Trump> hi darren
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hi Trump
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> How are you mate?
23:00 <President_Trump> talk to me as Stev1eLoZx mate
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Who
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> ?
24:00 <Serenity> rofl wot
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> He thinks im stevie
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
24:00 <Serenity> oh ffs'
24:00 <President_Trump> how are things Serenity?
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> My names not Pollock
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sorry bro
25:00 <President_Trump> where's mel?
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> How would I know?
25:00 <President_Trump> u are good friends
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Where's breaker?
25:00 <President_Trump> he's pedoing
25:00 <amelia> thats a good question actually, where's my smelanie
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Normal haha
26:00 <Serenity> bleaching her pubes with her own piss
26:00 <Serenity> just the usual
26:00 <amelia> I enjoyed her feistyness
26:00 <President_Trump> i want to know how her trip to manly was
26:00 <Lumeah> Trevor: not in channel 
26:00 <Stev1eLoZx> She hates u trump
27:00 <President_Trump> i know, she has hated me ever since we got into a fight over Serenity
28:00 <Stev1eLoZx> I have no idea about that
28:00 <Serenity> dont invole me in any of your crap ty very much
28:00 <President_Trump> i was defending you
28:00 <President_Trump> as we are becoming good friends :)
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Trump should know where breaker is
28:00 <Serenity> i couldnt give a crap i am not involved in any of your lots irc drama
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> He has his back
28:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ Blitzkrieg
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> How come you're not pedoing babygirl?
29:00 <Picard> http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/wantirna/labourer/silvers-circus-hiring-full-time-staff-laborer/1121550967
30:00 <Picard> job for georgeandwell
30:00 <President_Trump> breaker is in here
31:00 <President_Trump> why u asking where he is
31:00 <Picard> batman!!
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> I don't keep tabs on him... We aren't all stalkers
32:00 <couleurs> lolllllll @ Picard 
32:00 <President_Trump> who is he stalking?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
34:00 <Serenity> the fuck is up with her connection
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> She jeeps minimizing the app
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> And it times out
48:00 <GoldSpade> hm
49:00 <Serenity> ohh
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
55:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
55:00 <Doodle> sezz
55:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkntun_yyTs
56:00 <Serenity> oh my god is that ade driving
57:00 <faux> who
57:00 <faux> ty
57:00 <Serenity> adrian edmondson
57:00 <Doodle> ye
57:00 <Doodle> neil in the back
57:00 <Serenity> his hair hahaha
57:00 <Serenity> fuck
57:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <Serenity> roflll
00:00 <Serenity> GOOOOLLDD
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Guns N roses 10th Feb… gawd
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i didn’t think they were still alive lol
02:00 <Doodle> haha
02:00 <Doodle> theres 4 of them on youtube sezz
02:00 <Serenity> axle has to be about 400 by now
02:00 <Doodle> its called 4 men in a car
02:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> how you doin?
02:00 <TheRiddler> pretty good
02:00 <TheRiddler> you?
02:00 <TheRiddler> I have coconut rough cabury block
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya good… feeling rather sore after going out last night… probably shouldn’t dance, like… ever.
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUM
03:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
03:00 <Trevor> guns n roses by maddam tussauds
03:00 <Trevor> live
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> I haven’t had a coconut rough for 90 bazillion years
03:00 <partay> TheRiddler golden rough
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> golden
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> coconut same thing
03:00 <TheRiddler> golden rough is great too
04:00 <TheRiddler> golden rough is dark chocolate n something
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> coconut
04:00 <Trevor> wot did u call me u racist
04:00 <TheRiddler> coconut rough is milk chocolate
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, just a cunt.
04:00 <Trevor> i liike cunts
04:00 <TheRiddler> you like yourself
05:00 <Maurice> I notice they didn't get Mike in that youtube
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
05:00 <TheRiddler> good for you
05:00 <Maurice> Coz he was the fucking worst one
05:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wymveabcPj4
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> fear the walking dead is watchable tomoz! So excited x 1p
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10
11:00 <TheRiddler> 1up
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> and season 7 walking dead GAH!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> soon
14:00 <Maurice> All my shows are gone until sept or oct
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucks!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> is vikings over for ever?
17:00 <partay> speaking of rough
18:00 <couleurs> teh vikings died a long time ago ok 
20:00 <Picard> https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Austnet&diff=prev&oldid=675962
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif 
20:00 <TheRiddler> my friend gave me his copy of the last kingdom to watch
20:00 <TheRiddler> is it any good?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh.. i think i saw some of it
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> a bit meh
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> but some peeps jizz over it
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> animal kingdom is AWESOME
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> american… apparently based on the aussie movie…but nothing like the aussie version
27:00 <TheRiddler> ok
31:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlp1/v/t1.0-0/p417x417/13932959_10205087921995991_6957067760393353994_n.jpg?oh=76cfb9dce9b3dda9ebea4dc22fdf0f3e&oe=585DA53D&__gda__=1481045999_88467d50b619d315096ba5d2bffa7994
32:00 <Floss> That is insightful
33:00 <Floss> Bully Maurice, very bully.
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice ^ 5
37:00 <Floss> There's a fireplace in the bedroom I wish it wasn't fkn sealed
37:00 <Tim-Sim> bit chilly there, hey floss?
38:00 <Floss> Yes
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