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02:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/14067602_1227944467256873_461335520641952598_n.jpg?oh=b509c30fc91ade62dea97ad27e221adb&oe=5842A3A5
02:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14021450_1227944513923535_2483363212394630305_n.jpg?oh=cc3562f0dc57ff8ac5484b6da331ad63&oe=58529914
07:00 <TheRiddler> I think I may have accidentally made julia gillard as a character in this game I'm playing
15:00 <bioshock> accident?
15:00 <President_Trump> £augh§ Out £oud Ro££ing On Thê F£oo®
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
24:00 <Serenity> poofs
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum
27:00 <Maurice> SCHMIDTS FUCKING CAPTAINS DAUUUUGHTTTERRRR AND YOU ACTUALLY HI 5'D HIM FOR FUCKING YOUR DAUGHTER
29:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup maurice?
29:00 <Maurice> Bit of fuck all, yourself?
31:00 <dematerialised> ok im going wish me happy birthday for tomorrow bye
31:00 <Tim-Sim> no
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> how old are you n’ stuff?
34:00 <Maurice> 47
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i thought he was 76
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i guess not, right…
41:00 <Maurice> I think 76 was just his IQ
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> 76 candles would be a huge cake!
45:00 <Serenity> i would eat a cake that could hold 76 candles all to myself
45:00 <Serenity> devils food.
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah me too
47:00 <Maurice> Fucking cat is trying to get on my freeze
47:00 <Maurice> r
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> im fine with turning 78 next year actually
47:00 <Maurice> As in the freezer above the fridge
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
48:00 <Tim-Sim> Happy Birthday dematerialised!!! 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> in other news… I got ‘queen bee’ socks today… 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> so that means I should get ops round ere aye!
56:00 <Doodle> suck me dick and we'll talk
56:00 <Clarkson> phones = shit
56:00 <Doodle> like i can give out ops
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
56:00 <Maurice> I'll suck your wang for ops, Doodle
56:00 <Maurice> Half the work is already done
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> tag team
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
56:00 <Doodle> ehehe
57:00 <Doodle> rooster has gone to keep the bird in the wall company
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> bless his cotton socks
01:00 <Maurice> Fucking fuck
03:00 <Doodle> wb
05:00 <Doodle> also nini luvrs o/
07:00 <Maurice> Spanks
07:00 <Maurice> And see you soon
29:00 <bioshock> katatonic_kate01 you there?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
29:00 <bioshock> http://i.imgur.com/JQNXfkf.jpg
29:00 <bioshock> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
29:00 <bioshock> fatty fatty boom boom huh?
30:00 <bioshock> You need to take on the Serenity workout plan and diet 
30:00 <Barnacle> fuck that
31:00 <Barnacle> you need Dr. Plivent Methamphetamine Diet
31:00 <Barnacle> thats all you need
31:00 <Barnacle> im getting some ice 2morrow
31:00 <bioshock> heres to a thinner, leaner kate
31:00 <bioshock> Chubby checker
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> joke is on you buddy I’m quite happy with myself :D
32:00 <Barnacle> great music
32:00 <Barnacle> where is plivent that drug fucked idiot
32:00 <bioshock> dematerialised did well in providing us with the image of katatonic_kate01
33:00 <Barnacle> is that where you got it?
33:00 <bioshock> yeah lol
33:00 <bioshock> he posted it by accident
33:00 <Barnacle> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
33:00 <bioshock> his loss becomes my gain... or is that kates gain.. in weight
33:00 <bioshock> LOOOOOLLLL
33:00 <Barnacle> he prob wants abit of the sweet cake
34:00 <bioshock> LOOLLLLL
34:00 <bioshock> much like a sweet gowchi pie
34:00 <Barnacle> he cant have gowch because gowch is mine
34:00 <bioshock> the katatonic cake
34:00 <Barnacle> gowch is off limits
34:00 <Barnacle> unless i give the a ok
34:00 <Barnacle> for a cheong session
34:00 <bioshock> gowch is a few bars above katatonic_kate01 in the looks department
34:00 <bioshock> LOOOOLLLL
34:00 <bioshock> yes
34:00 <bioshock> katatonic_kate01 could not supply a Cheong session
34:00 <Barnacle> go near my gowch ill knock your heads off cunt
35:00 <bioshock> if katatonic_kate01 attempted the act of a royal gowch, she may kill the participant
35:00 <Barnacle> A Royal Gowch can only be performed under the most strict circumstances
35:00 <bioshock> sweet katatonic cake
35:00 <Barnacle> A Big Boys Pizza
35:00 <Barnacle> An Ice Pipe
35:00 <Barnacle> and a mykey to Dandenong
35:00 <bioshock> katatonic_kate01 tell us more about how you're happy with yourself
35:00 <bioshock> and how the 'joke is on me'
36:00 <bioshock> LOOLLL
36:00 <bioshock> stop off at Noble
36:00 <bioshock> with piss
36:00 <Barnacle> indeed
36:00 <Barnacle> just swing by
36:00 <bioshock> only a stones throw from cheong
36:00 <bioshock> hop step and jump
37:00 <Barnacle> drop by Mornington
37:00 <bioshock> polly might be around
37:00 <bioshock> off down sunnyside to the nude beach
37:00 <bioshock> let kk out in her birthday suit
38:00 <Barnacle> Serenity you awake pig?
38:00 <Barnacle> you should swing by also sez
38:00 <Barnacle> come by for a sweet gowch
38:00 <bioshock> katatonic_kate01 has been known to throw her keys into the hat
38:00 <Barnacle> only the finest here
39:00 <Barnacle> she has indeed
39:00 <bioshock> a royal
39:00 <Barnacle> a ROYAL
39:00 <bioshock> Gowchi is a great of example of Melbourne finest royal snactch
40:00 <Barnacle> indeed
40:00 <bioshock> Cheong Park is the summit
40:00 <bioshock> You know success when you make it to Cheong
40:00 <Barnacle> thats true
40:00 <Barnacle> there is no place like Cheong
41:00 <Barnacle> katatonic_kate01 you are still awake at 1:40am?
42:00 <Barnacle> a recently pregnant mother
42:00 <Barnacle> still iricing
42:00 <Barnacle> re think your life mate
43:00 <Barnacle> Serenity needs to get off the ice
43:00 <Barnacle> its making her too thin
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> think child who wakes up and want to be fed you fucking fool
43:00 <Barnacle> LOL
43:00 <Barnacle> at 1:40am?
43:00 <Barnacle> what are you feeding it?
43:00 <Barnacle> cake from woolworths?
43:00 <Barnacle> nice chocolate mudcake
43:00 <bioshock> LOOOOLLLLLL
44:00 <bioshock> the day old cakes from the cakery
44:00 <bioshock> bakery*
44:00 <Barnacle> katatonic_kate01 do you love me?
44:00 <Barnacle> katatonic_kate01 you are just 3 kids off reaching austnet status
44:00 <Barnacle> soon you can join the A List Mums Club
44:00 <Barnacle> with Serenity and MeGusta
44:00 <Barnacle> and Maurice
45:00 <Barnacle> bonny never had kids as nobody would cum in her
47:00 <bioshock> katatonic_kate01 is only an apprentice in the austnet game
47:00 <Barnacle> she is still waiting up
47:00 <Barnacle> to find that long lost love
47:00 <bioshock> shes still learning from the masters in serenity
47:00 <Barnacle> she is on her diploma of gowch
47:00 <bioshock> She's looking for fresh irc cock
47:00 <Barnacle> not yet a full bachelor of cheong
47:00 <bioshock> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
48:00 <bioshock> Certificate 4 in desperation
48:00 <Barnacle> there are only 3 ppl who have a bachelor of cheong
48:00 <bioshock> Below
48:00 <bioshock> Polly
48:00 <bioshock> and Gowch herself
48:00 <bioshock> the roayl
48:00 <Barnacle> i was going to suggest otherwise
48:00 <bioshock> oh?
48:00 <bioshock> Doodles been to Cheong
48:00 <Barnacle> i would say tisk doodle and dougnuts
49:00 <bioshock> ahhhh
49:00 <Barnacle> below and pollock are on masters of sex tour
49:00 <bioshock> johninja style
49:00 <Barnacle> joining johninja, gowch and mel
49:00 <bioshock> johninja is the guru
49:00 <Barnacle> he is
49:00 <Barnacle> the is the om shata
49:00 <bioshock> He has mastered the art of the sex tour
49:00 <Barnacle> hari krishna
49:00 <Barnacle> hari hari
49:00 <Barnacle> johninja krishna
49:00 <bioshock> Johninja could go into the cheong hall of shame, but doesnt need to prove himself anymore
50:00 <Barnacle> whenever i need more sexual powers i just meditate to our guru siridap bowen
50:00 <bioshock> LOOOLL
50:00 <Barnacle> it is through him that i seek the light
50:00 <bioshock> the corn farmer has swagger
50:00 <Barnacle> he does
50:00 <Barnacle> our father almighty bowen
50:00 <Barnacle> i hope to be trained by guru bowen at some stage
51:00 <bioshock> katatonic_kate01, has johninja ever taken a crack at you?
51:00 <Barnacle> maybe i can recieve my doctorate in Top Shelfing
51:00 <bioshock> johninjas teachings
51:00 <bioshock> The final exam would be plowing an interstate 'well known'
51:00 <Barnacle> indeed
51:00 <Barnacle> who would be on the list
51:00 <Barnacle> that is the question
52:00 <bioshock> It would be a list of only the elite
52:00 <bioshock> The name Serenity comes to mind
52:00 <Barnacle> ohh
52:00 <Barnacle> i was not thinking Serenity at all
52:00 <Barnacle> she is expired
53:00 <bioshock> johninja awards extra credit for numerous conquests over numerous states
53:00 <Barnacle> old curriculum
53:00 <Barnacle> johninja is getting Australian of the Year
53:00 <Barnacle> for top shelf 
53:00 <bioshock> homeowner = piss lol
53:00 <Barnacle> hello homeowner
53:00 <bioshock> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
53:00 <Barnacle> that you piss?
53:00 <homeowner> katatonic_kate01 i luv u copz ur a fat pig
53:00 <bioshock> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
53:00 <BowmoreRoad> calm down tisk
53:00 <BowmoreRoad> dont be like that mate
54:00 <BowmoreRoad> katatonic_kate01 is beautiful
54:00 <bioshock> he's in a bad mood
54:00 <BowmoreRoad> dont make me come to noble park
54:00 <homeowner> dip my rocket into ur fat poo hole katatonic_kate01
54:00 <BowmoreRoad> bowmore road
54:00 <bioshock> homeowner has graduated from the university of gowch
54:00 <BowmoreRoad> how dare you tisk
54:00 <bioshock> highest honours
54:00 <BowmoreRoad> homeowner tell us about when breaker came to your house
54:00 <BowmoreRoad> with the cheesecake
54:00 <bioshock> yes
54:00 <BowmoreRoad> that apparently was shit
54:00 <bioshock> do elaborate
54:00 <bioshock> anotherircer hi
55:00 <anotherircer> hi mayo
55:00 <bioshock> speak up homeowner
55:00 <homeowner> fuk off
55:00 <homeowner> mayo ur a stalker
55:00 <bioshock> LOOOOOLLLLLLLL
55:00 <anotherircer> homeowner fuck off cunt
55:00 <Clarkson> ad my vagina doesn't get wet
55:00 <homeowner> pliv ur a faggot with cum dripping off ur chin
55:00 <anotherircer> you want me to come to bowmore road mate?
56:00 <anotherircer> because i will
56:00 <homeowner> yeah come cunt
56:00 <anotherircer> ill drop by noble park bowmore road
56:00 <anotherircer> order u a chinese
56:00 <homeowner> come
56:00 <anotherircer> and a cheesecake cunt
56:00 <homeowner> weak cunt
56:00 <homeowner> kill u
56:00 <bioshock> desperation is apparent here homeowner
57:00 <anotherircer> homeowner why dont u fuck off
57:00 <bioshock> impersonation of piss
57:00 <anotherircer> go rape jen again with below
57:00 <anotherircer> u loser
57:00 <anotherircer> its u and pollock going to jail tisk
57:00 <anotherircer> accusing darren of raping jen
57:00 <anotherircer> how fucking weak are u
57:00 <Clarkson> [11:31:18] all the VDSL shit is thrown out
58:00 <anotherircer> hello fibry
58:00 <homeowner> pliv faggot
58:00 <homeowner> crack u open
59:00 <homeowner> pliv gutless
01:00 <TheRiddler> eww
02:00 <knifebunny> eww?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> shitcunt hour @ 2am, really
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <knifebunny> you are still awake
05:00 <knifebunny> been toking some of that ice have you buddy?
05:00 <TheRiddler> yep
06:00 <knifebunny> not talking to you pedo
11:00 <bioshock> LOOOOLLLLL
11:00 <bioshock> katatonic_shit01
11:00 <knifebunny> katatonic pig fuck
11:00 <knifebunny> go to maccas what do you buy?
11:00 <knifebunny> a pig or a katonic sandwich
11:00 <bioshock> LOOOLLL
11:00 <knifebunny> katatonic_kate01 stop smoking the ice pipe
11:00 <knifebunny> put it down dog
12:00 <bioshock> she chooses something from their 'healthy alternatives' menu then gets then to slam 4 meat patties on
12:00 <knifebunny> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
12:00 <knifebunny> thats like Serenity coon fuck and her Nandos bullshit
12:00 <knifebunny> "im eating nandos guys"
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my dick
12:00 <knifebunny> "its soooooooo healthy"
12:00 <knifebunny> katatonic_kate01 you prob have a cock
13:00 <bioshock> LOOOLLLL
13:00 <bioshock> Serenity said she ate her body weight in popcorn before
13:00 <bioshock> she must have ordered 100 kilos worth or something
13:00 <knifebunny> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
13:00 <knifebunny> 100kg of popcorn is like afew trucks worth of it
13:00 <knifebunny> literally
13:00 <knifebunny> maybe more
13:00 <knifebunny> a huge bag is 85g
14:00 <bioshock> katatonic_kate01 are you aware that you are a loser
14:00 <bioshock> ?
15:00 <knifebunny> katatonic_kate01 come to gladesville hotel
16:00 <knifebunny> ill be waiting with gowchi
18:00 <knifebunny> if none of you already knew im dating amelia
18:00 <knifebunny> but we been trolling you all since day 1
18:00 <knifebunny> especially you dematerialised
18:00 <knifebunny> and you too TheRiddler
18:00 <knifebunny> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
18:00 <knifebunny> hows gi. joe going for you dematerialised
19:00 <bioshock> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
20:00 <bioshock> His GI Joe T is his 'tough guy' look
20:00 <knifebunny> hahahahahaha
20:00 <knifebunny> gi JOE
20:00 <knifebunny> imagine him coming for u
20:00 <knifebunny> id be more worried about below or pollock
21:00 <bioshock> dematerialised couldn't catch a cold lol
21:00 <bioshock> he come rolling on down the hill
25:00 <knifebunny> lol
25:00 <knifebunny> in his pirate suite
25:00 <knifebunny> arrrrrrrrrrrrh meyharty
49:00 <TheRiddler> you two make retards look smart
49:00 <knifebunny> LOL
49:00 <knifebunny> says the pedo as he sleeps
49:00 <knifebunny> over a horse cock
49:00 <knifebunny> that he wishes was amelia
38:00 <Serenity> fucking hell they went off last night
40:00 <Bonny> nah not fucking hell.. its too hot down there
43:00 <Serenity> hahah
43:00 <Serenity> hiya bonny!
43:00 <Serenity> hows holidays you bitch
43:00 <Bonny> im outies catchyas after a couple of days
44:00 <Serenity> aw kay
44:00 <Bonny> still on holidays
45:00 <Bonny> im in rome for a couple of days then back home boohoo
47:00 <ShadowLurker> wow
49:00 <morgoth> half ya luck
50:00 <Bonny> rome is really beautiful.. barcelona was goog too.. even went to the french Rivera 
51:00 <Bonny> im looking at going to scotland next year lol
51:00 <morgoth> is the earthquake all over the news there?
52:00 <Bonny> no earthquake in rome
53:00 <Serenity> it looks so warm and lovely
54:00 <Bonny> yes it is hot.. i walked all overvrome today.. theres so much to see
56:00 <ilovevino71> hey everyone!
57:00 <Bonny> tomorrow im doing actour guide of the vativan.. the only reason im doing that with avtour guide is cos indont want to be stuck in queues
59:00 <Bonny> anyway im off to bed.. i have to get up early.. catch in a of days when im back
59:00 <Serenity> jealous
59:00 <Serenity> baii have fun
59:00 <Bonny> serenity.. youre hot
00:00 <Serenity> thanks haha
00:00 <Bonny> lol night
04:00 <Serenity> bitch i wish i was in rome burning to death in the heat
04:00 <Clarkson> gives u shit 
42:00 <BlackDevil> 6.2-magnitude earthquake hits central Italy, 65 miles outside of Rome 
21:00 <Floss> Ets a but chully
36:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
46:00 <Floss> Hai
46:00 <Floss> Cold ay
50:00 <Doodle> 2rite
52:00 <faux> im mike lowwwwry
54:00 <breaker> Hi faux, are you ok?
56:00 <TheRiddler> yes
56:00 <TheRiddler> I made pancakes
56:00 <breaker> Ashley, Did you use the same egg that you jerked off into?
57:00 <faux> lmaooo Serenity now i cant see pollocks nick without imagining all the inflatables 
57:00 <faux> yum ash 
58:00 <faux> i just made chicken and salad for lunch
58:00 <breaker> If you can't see.. why even comment? dumb fat wog.
58:00 <Doodle> nom
58:00 <faux> watching bad boys
58:00 <Doodle> did u make a chicken
58:00 <TheRiddler> .
58:00 <faux> wow. he cant grasp basic english
58:00 <faux> how sad
58:00 <faux> llllol
58:00 <TheRiddler> who is talking
59:00 <faux> :'(
59:00 <faux> polly pocket 
59:00 <TheRiddler> ohh
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <faux> zzz i need to vacuum
00:00 <Doodle> i did mine yesty
00:00 <breaker> faux, It makes me hard in the pants when you call me polly pocket.
00:00 <faux> do mine pls
00:00 <faux> tysm
00:00 <faux> brb
18:00 <Floss> It's nap time
28:00 <Serenity> rofll
32:00 <Floss> It's the best time of all the timez
36:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
44:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9MWkVdF-bg
48:00 <TheRiddler> DVA moar Liek DIVA
49:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <dematerialised> rude
56:00 <breaker> cop that pirate boy.
57:00 <dematerialised> i see pliv was rolling deep last night
57:00 <breaker> Deep in his own shit.
08:00 <breaker> Hi faux, are you ok?
27:00 <Serenity> He could have had it all.
37:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
38:00 <faux> hey
38:00 <faux> hows you
40:00 <TheRiddler> pretty good
41:00 <TheRiddler> yourself?
43:00 <faux> good ty
44:00 <faux> up to much?
55:00 <TheRiddler> I went into town earlier now just chilling
59:00 <TheRiddler> you?
14:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to nap
14:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
20:00 <TheRon> 420!
28:00 <Doodle> close enough
33:00 <ShadowLurker> rough enough
33:00 <TheRon> ShadowLurker: breasts now!
34:00 <ShadowLurker> nah im busy
34:00 <TheRon> carn!
39:00 <doctor> shaz us ya shinglez ya shizzy
40:00 <TheRon> Shazza
56:00 <TheRon> doctor: is there life on mars
57:00 <doctor> there will be when we get there I suppose
57:00 <TheRon> i was going for BOWIE but hey
58:00 <doctor> ohh, yeah I just picked that up
58:00 <doctor> good song
58:00 <doctor> Playing now
58:00 <TheRon> indeed
36:00 <TheRon> papa don't preach
40:00 <Immutable> I'm in trouble deep
40:00 <Immutable> some dude emptied his bowels
40:00 <Immutable> and he just wont sweep
53:00 <TheRon> girl, you'll be a woman soon
59:00 <TheRon> wake up maggie i think i got something to say to you
06:00 <TheRon> can you hear the drums Fernando
11:00 <borednlost> they drum for thee
15:00 <TheRon> oh Vienna!
26:00 <TheRon> dance hall days
12:00 <Lumeah> Are we all drunk n naked yet? 
13:00 <British^Meat> hahahahahahah
14:00 <Lumeah> Lol
43:00 <amelia> wot a fuckin idiot
51:00 <Doodle> BIN NIGHT MAURICE
56:00 <robot> good evening
56:00 <Maurice> OOH THANKS LOVER
56:00 <Maurice> I had forgotten
57:00 <amelia> hai wobotzhed
57:00 <robot> hi bighead
57:00 <robot> =o
59:00 <amelia> kekekek
59:00 <doctor> bins out on Thursdays? This world is doomed
10:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aM9myNV_700b.jpg
11:00 <TheRiddler> hai lucelia
11:00 <TheRiddler> hi couleurs
11:00 <amelia> hai hasheh
11:00 <couleurs> hi amsy where u bean
11:00 <TheRiddler> how are you?
11:00 <couleurs> oh ok hi tiggier
11:00 <TheRiddler> where is amsy
12:00 <couleurs> Secret.
12:00 <TheRiddler> ok
12:00 <faux> ziam
13:00 <zaim> yes dear
13:00 <zaim> were you worried not seeing me online for x amount of hours
13:00 <faux> no
13:00 <couleurs> yes
14:00 <zaim> nawz couleurs
14:00 <zaim> couleurs worried for the both of u
14:00 <faux> nawz
15:00 <couleurs> boeuf borguignon 2 u 2
15:00 <faux> shia le boeuf
16:00 <zaim> downloaded suits in like a minute
16:00 <zaim> u guys onto The Night Of?>
17:00 <couleurs> only downloaded the pilot is it good or is it boring pls reply asap
17:00 <zaim> its amazing.
17:00 <faux> no suits spoilers or ill kill you
17:00 <zaim> 1 more ep of the season left.. 8 eps in total
17:00 <zaim> nah relax krissy
17:00 <couleurs> cool
17:00 <zaim> i wont say poop.
17:00 <faux> ty
17:00 <zaim> but yea the night of.. highly recommend
17:00 <faux> adding to me list rn
18:00 <couleurs> just watched mr robot b4 me friend dematerialised watches that 1 2
18:00 <robot> u just set off my dematerialised highlight
18:00 <couleurs> EhE
19:00 <Serenity> plz dont do dat
21:00 <zaim> check out my latest throwback thursday upload on insta
22:00 <couleurs> ok
22:00 <faux> you better be naker
22:00 <faux> d
23:00 <Serenity> is that your mum?!
23:00 <Serenity> duh read the fkn caption sezz
23:00 <zaim> yupp
23:00 <Serenity> look at youuu
24:00 <dematerialised> couleurs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one
25:00 <couleurs> i watched it, it was great
26:00 <dematerialised> very much
26:00 <couleurs> better than last ep
26:00 <dematerialised> agreed
26:00 <couleurs> who needs the lead guy
26:00 <couleurs> darlene > elliot 
26:00 <dematerialised> also agreed
27:00 <couleurs> best show ever is back tbh
27:00 <dematerialised> that's why you don't share nudes of your gf on the internet
29:00 <Serenity> you should just share them with me instead
30:00 <couleurs> well breaky bad still the best but this def top 5 ok bye
31:00 <doctor> the nude truth
32:00 <doctor> my genitals arent that exciting
32:00 <doctor> more than often they just get in the way
33:00 <faux> pix
33:00 <doctor> im too shy
34:00 <doctor> i found this a good read considering the website http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/german-man-blogging-his-own-death-is-not-the-first-and-wont-be-the-last/news-story/3e35578eb2ae6dc5ce7194c2f5f7d9ab
37:00 <couleurs> cool
38:00 <WhoMadeWho> what is going on in this melbourne room i wonder
41:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/YyknBTm_YyM
41:00 <couleurs> this me jam
42:00 <WhoMadeWho> what are peoples not chatting in here couleurs
42:00 <WhoMadeWho> make them chat
43:00 <couleurs> leave and they will
43:00 <couleurs> #rekt #homerun
43:00 <WhoMadeWho> wowsers
44:00 <WhoMadeWho> strike to the solar plexis right there
44:00 <WhoMadeWho> upper cut to the vulva
45:00 <faux> ok
46:00 <WhoMadeWho> hi faux
46:00 <WhoMadeWho> i greet you
46:00 <faux> hello 
47:00 <WhoMadeWho> are you well ?
47:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
47:00 <georgeandwell> m8tey
47:00 <couleurs> sgarn
47:00 <WhoMadeWho> hi georgeandwell
47:00 <georgeandwell> hi
47:00 <georgeandwell> buddy
50:00 <georgeandwell> hows it garn
50:00 <WhoMadeWho> garn well here
50:00 <WhoMadeWho> i am still alive
50:00 <WhoMadeWho> no cancer that i know about
50:00 <WhoMadeWho> bills are paid somewhat
50:00 <doctor> I like the violin
51:00 <WhoMadeWho> who doesnt doctor
52:00 <georgeandwell> im lazy after work
52:00 <georgeandwell> very lazy
52:00 <WhoMadeWho> well it's been great...i am richer for having been here
52:00 <doctor> When I forgot to put the oven on half hour a go when wanting a pie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ODcC5z6Ca0
57:00 <couleurs> he he
04:00 <lucyS2amelia> lucy is currently making a milkshake
04:00 <lucyS2amelia> god she is so perfect
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
07:00 <Blitzkrieg> Is that because she has a lazy eye? 😂
07:00 <lucyS2amelia> SHE DOES NOT
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lazy eye is lazy
09:00 <lucyS2amelia> listen here m8
09:00 <lucyS2amelia> you are in no position to put anyone down re looks
09:00 <lucyS2amelia> leave my lucy alone
10:00 <TheRiddler> lucelia
10:00 <TheRiddler> shipped
10:00 <lucyS2amelia> 2 shore
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> At least my eyes are even ;)
11:00 <lucyS2amelia> http://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/48/2015/12/lucy-watson_8-1.jpg
11:00 <lucyS2amelia> explain @ me how hers aren't
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> One is pointing a little off compared to the other
12:00 <lucyS2amelia> liar
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lazy eye
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> Also the other photo it is more obvious
13:00 <lucyS2amelia> it was side on you idiot
13:00 <lucyS2amelia> its called a fuckin angle
13:00 <lucyS2amelia> not lazy eye
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lazy eye
13:00 <lucyS2amelia> missour pissy pants u r ok
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> :>
14:00 <lucyS2amelia> u stupid slut
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Only on weekends ;D
15:00 <lucyS2amelia> yeee
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <Blitzkrieg> Doctor doctor.. gimmi the newsss
58:00 <robot> i got a, bad case of shovin u
58:00 <doctor> ;)
01:00 <couleurs> :)
03:00 <TheRiddler> https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/5E50FD64-F27A-4DF7-9769-532A7768A729-9707-0000165466DD2CD4_1.1.mp4?versionId=cQP8UgP42JiXNXN9mJUXrtJcbM3zzIne
03:00 <TheRiddler> for lucyS2amelia
04:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/14068288_10154971174620400_1864766512133565803_n.png?oh=af2e2585c98504dbf7e73d0efe9265bf&oe=5858C294
05:00 <lucyS2amelia> BWAHAHA i luff both dogs
05:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14102435_10154968676925400_2804030260595959302_n.jpg?oh=da66ed878ddeaed7cd9e21591bbf4469&oe=58472992
05:00 <lucyS2amelia> coot
06:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14089005_10154965850440400_8688680002110846007_n.jpg?oh=020a6d155cd9d7f01664e03a8e855864&oe=584B69AC
07:00 <TheRiddler> I'm trying to soften you up with dog pics :p
07:00 <couleurs> what about some horse pics 4 me
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> http://cheezburger.com/906501/this-twitter-account-will-rate-your-dog-with-most-amazing-review-we-rate-dogs
08:00 <TheRiddler> you need to do this
11:00 <lucyS2amelia> BWAHAAH
13:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13934772_10154956376195400_8870082266479876723_n.png?oh=fb7007df501f24af446917ee98aa84c9&oe=584D6A2F
13:00 <TheRiddler> hai Stev1eLoZx
13:00 <lucyS2amelia> i seen dat before
14:00 <Stev1eLoZx> Hai
14:00 <lucyS2amelia> soso cutes
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol yeah
15:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14064276_10154955605685400_9171408437658334844_n.jpg?oh=d4e15faa68b459ed46e40eb510fff664&oe=5855ACCA
15:00 <TheRiddler> I found a pic of you
15:00 <TheRiddler> :P
15:00 <couleurs> Brb, All
17:00 <TheRiddler> actually I'm wearing the same colour hoodie atm
17:00 <lucyS2amelia> dats a very accurate pic of me
17:00 <lucyS2amelia> wrinkly n blue eyes wearing a hoodie
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/aocp7mi.png
27:00 <D-e-X-a-M-p-H-e-T-a-M-i-N-e-> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=bomb+ball&biw=1024&bih=485&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjr18y_w9zOAhUCHJQKHXf_DAEQ_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=Katherine+Heigle+brunette
27:00 <dematerialised> she looks like she smells like poop
28:00 <Clarkson> what a fucking laugh
29:00 <TheRiddler> what an annoying nick
33:00 <D-e-X-a-M-p-H-e-T-a-M-i-N-e-> porn
33:00 <D-e-X-a-M-p-H-e-T-a-M-i-N-e-> Porn
33:00 <D-e-X-a-M-p-H-e-T-a-M-i-N-e-> PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
33:00 <D-e-X-a-M-p-H-e-T-a-M-i-N-e-> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=bomb+ball&biw=1024&bih=485&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjr18y_w9zOAhUCHJQKHXf_DAEQ_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=Laura+Prepon&imgrc=6RWwcfEx-FhRDM%3A
34:00 <TheRiddler> .
34:00 <D-e-X-a-M-p-H-e-T-a-M-i-N-e-> suck my hairy balls
35:00 <TheRiddler> ..
35:00 <Serenity> WHO WAS THAT SPASTIC
35:00 <Serenity> wow caps
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <TheRiddler> no idea
36:00 <partay> some spastic
41:00 <lucyS2amelia> i thought he seemed very intelligent actually
41:00 <lucyS2amelia> suck my hairy balls
45:00 <couleurs> suck my hairy balls
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <TheRiddler> what does everyone have on their pancakes?
50:00 <lucyS2amelia> hairy balls
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <TheRiddler> I'll remember if I ever I make pancakes for you :P
52:00 <couleurs> horse
52:00 <TheRiddler> I like the british style pancakes I think
52:00 <TheRiddler> lemon n sugar
53:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/viralthread/videos/1038129756328866/
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14034956_1311042495580413_732715964680164423_n.jpg?oh=c19dc49de58c9f7946dedde9903c039d&oe=5841F982
57:00 <TheRiddler> for sezz
00:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/5EJRoQa.jpg
02:00 <couleurs> RiP
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <TheRiddler> I would be
04:00 <couleurs> https://streamable.com/5vxn
04:00 <couleurs> Masterful. 
07:00 <dematerialised> drunken slutty angela makes me horny
08:00 <couleurs> she a hot
08:00 <dematerialised> agreed
09:00 <couleurs> 10/10 episode
09:00 <couleurs> fuk da h8ers
09:00 <dematerialised> also agreed
11:00 <couleurs> only 4 left!!!!!!!!
17:00 <Serenity> no to female dr
17:00 <Serenity> i wont watch it
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <TheRiddler> why so?
18:00 <TheRiddler> not
18:00 <TheRiddler> even
20:00 <Serenity> becuase the doctor is a man not a woman
20:00 <Serenity> and that is just how it is
21:00 <TheRiddler> ok
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
24:00 <couleurs> ok
25:00 <Serenity> kates
26:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
26:00 <TheRiddler> what do you have on pancakes
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there *waves*
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> maple syurp
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> and sometimes ice cream -you>
27:00 <TheRiddler> cool
28:00 <TheRiddler> I preffer lemon n sugar
28:00 <TheRiddler> in thin pancakes
28:00 <TheRiddler> rolled
28:00 <TheRiddler> british style
29:00 <TheRiddler> http://img.sndimg.com/food/image/upload/w_555,h_416,c_fit,fl_progressive,q_95/v1/img/recipes/11/04/85/pico0hnw1.jpg
29:00 <TheRiddler> err
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh i like lemon and sugar on crepes
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i used to have that as akid (lemon and sugar)
30:00 <TheRiddler> same
30:00 <TheRiddler> that's how my parents did pancakes
31:00 <lucyS2amelia> u missing da hairy balls
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum’s balls
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> dangle on the ground
33:00 <TheRiddler> need a nut bra
48:00 <lucyS2amelia> (lemon and sugar)
54:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
58:00 <couleurs> https://lyriquediscorde.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/barb.jpg
59:00 <couleurs> RiP Barb
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