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00:00:00 <i_love_u_kate> calls me a c*nt when my nick is as such
00:00:00 <i_love_u_kate> time to change song
00:00:00 <Doodle> but u r a cunt
00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> exacly
00:00:00 <i_love_u_kate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxszlJppRQI
00:00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ne-Yo - So Sick Views: 116,941,317 Uploader: NeYoVEVO Uploaded: Oct 7, 2009 Duration: 3m32s Rating: 4.88
00:00:00 <i_love_u_kate> lallalalal *sings*
00:00:00 <i_love_u_kate> lol
00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> why are you gay?
00:01:00 <i_love_u_kate> girl if i was gay, i'd be chsing them big black cocks already
00:01:00 <i_love_u_kate> but am i?
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> take some pics for me aye
00:01:00 <i_love_u_kate> i'm an austnet veteran... 20yrs plus
00:01:00 <i_love_u_kate> wouldnt put me irc net cred on the line, would i?
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
00:01:00 <i_love_u_kate> hahhahah
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive got a song for you!
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JnGBs88sL0
00:02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nelly Furtado - Say It Right Views: 222,291,068 Uploader: NellyFurtadoVEVO Uploaded: Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 3m57s Rating: 4.87
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> SMD
00:02:00 <i_love_u_kate> i love her too
00:02:00 <i_love_u_kate> she fine
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yassss
00:04:00 <i_love_u_kate> sorry typo,drunk
00:04:00 <i_love_u_kate> lol
00:04:00 <i_love_u_kate> now gimme ya number kate
00:04:00 <i_love_u_kate> i'll call ya
00:05:00 <amelia> i had parmigiana for dinners
00:05:00 <amelia> i looked over de whole menu for 15 mins den picked the parmy as usual
00:05:00 <i_love_u_kate> did u order it at a pizaa joint?
00:05:00 <amelia> wot
00:05:00 <amelia> no
00:05:00 <amelia> pub
00:06:00 <Doodle> u should be watching this BlackLivesMatter-Supportr http://i.imgur.com/MMSM3rD.jpg
00:06:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> amelia, r u white?
00:06:00 <amelia> olive
00:06:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> why is ur white coousin cops is killing blacks in murricaa?
00:06:00 <amelia> no i am pretty white ye
00:07:00 <amelia> ok can you calm down pls
00:07:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> LOL
00:07:00 <amelia> stop shouting @ me
00:07:00 <Doodle> lol if ur olive i'm black as a black dogs guts
00:07:00 <amelia> I GOT COLOUR TO ME
00:07:00 <Doodle> ye
00:07:00 <Doodle> milko
00:07:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> dude
00:07:00 <TheRiddler> hai domelia
00:07:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> thats not cool
00:07:00 <amelia> do you finj
00:07:00 <amelia> yah i am pretty white
00:07:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> thats sum anti privacy shit
00:07:00 <Clarkson> i am limited to gay bathhouses now.. for liffe
00:07:00 <Doodle> nah i'm just stirring
00:08:00 <amelia> but summer i go blax
00:08:00 <amelia> haiiii flasheh
00:08:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> but it's all for a good cause, thanx doodle
00:08:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> it prooves my lofve for kste
00:08:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> lol
00:08:00 <TheRiddler> who is BlackLivesMatter-Supportr
00:08:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> now it'll beon the www for ever
00:08:00 <amelia> are you gonna impregnate her
00:08:00 <amelia> fill her with your seed
00:08:00 <Doodle> jeez
00:08:00 <amelia> let her carry your child
00:08:00 <Doodle> settle down
00:08:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> yeh i'm trying amelia
00:09:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> but there might be a let down
00:09:00 <amelia> she is usually pretty easy
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> da fuck
00:09:00 <Clarkson> i should sell my porn
00:09:00 <Doodle> are u gonna make her look like a busted cadbury creme egg
00:09:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> my small gook pennis mihgt not fit her her fat arse
00:09:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of porn clarky
00:09:00 <amelia> o
00:09:00 <Clarkson> mmm my dick, larger than the Chargers, THE WHOLE TEAM! You shit look like you're fourteen.
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:09:00 <amelia> its pong
00:09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:09:00 <TheRiddler> oh
00:09:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> lolllll
00:09:00 <amelia> dats de only asian i know in here apaet from xm
00:09:00 <Doodle> oh
00:09:00 <Doodle> ban evading?
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
00:09:00 <amelia> nah its not pong
00:10:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> dude plz dont ban me
00:10:00 <amelia> I was joking
00:10:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> drunk on vbs
00:10:00 <TheRiddler> it's pliv probs
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> let him stay for cock pivcs
00:10:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> racial slurs just for fun bro, take a joke
00:10:00 <amelia> it's not pliv
00:10:00 <amelia> he dun talk like that
00:10:00 <Doodle> TELL ME WHO IT IS BEFORE I BAN ALL OF U
00:10:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> i'm dissing myslef here?
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
00:10:00 <TheRiddler> oh
00:10:00 <Doodle> /ban all of u
00:10:00 <TheRiddler> who cares anyhow
00:10:00 <amelia> ok back to my parmy
00:10:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> exactly anyhow
00:10:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> i love kate
00:10:00 <TheRiddler> he's just like the rest of them
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock pics then
00:11:00 <TheRiddler> oh psidawg
00:11:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> mine?
00:11:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> nah i have my morals
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah riddler
00:11:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> i dont send shit like like over the net
00:11:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> lol
00:11:00 <amelia> psyduck
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
00:11:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> hahahahaha
00:11:00 <TheRiddler> psy aye aye
00:12:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> it's psionic dogg
00:12:00 <amelia> kate ur bf is weird
00:12:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> c'mon kate
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> aka shit cunt
00:12:00 <TheRiddler> it's piece of shit dog for all I care
00:12:00 <amelia> how long you guys been dating??????
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:12:00 <Doodle> lol
00:12:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> how many song i gotta dedicate 2u b4 ya numbers are sent over?
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck of amelia
00:12:00 <amelia> wots wrong
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> 8
00:13:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> damn ok
00:13:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> mj time
00:13:00 <amelia> DRaMaS iN Da BaHaMaS?
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:13:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAyKJAtDNCw
00:13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Michael Jackson - You Are Not Alone Views: 97,656,837 Uploader: michaeljacksonVEVO Uploaded: Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 5m36s Rating: 4.87
00:13:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> and i'm no pedo
00:13:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> just love his music ok?
00:13:00 <TheRiddler> BlackLivesMatter-Supportr was touched by mj
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake coc and wine or gtfo
00:13:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> fuck off cunt
00:13:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> i aint n fag
00:13:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> no*
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want the CCW combo
00:14:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> how can i caking a cock to u kate, when u're 3 hrs behind me?
00:14:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> ya in perth
00:14:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> i'll fly there
00:14:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> gimme few hrs if ya let me
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> good u do that
00:15:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> i'm state to state... gangsta
00:15:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> yanamin?
00:15:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin amelia
00:16:00 <TheRiddler> the only cake you bake has surprises in for your prison lovers
00:16:00 <amelia> bout to showah powah
00:16:00 <TheRiddler> coolies
00:17:00 <amelia> so i can jump in nice warm bed
00:17:00 <TheRiddler> sounds like a plan
00:17:00 <amelia> PUPPYS EAR GOT BIT
00:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooh yeah
00:17:00 <amelia> :(
00:17:00 <TheRiddler> it's cold out
00:17:00 <TheRiddler> oh no
00:17:00 <TheRiddler> how?
00:17:00 <amelia> another dog went @ her
00:17:00 <TheRiddler> oh
00:17:00 <TheRiddler> that sux
00:18:00 <TheRiddler> were you walking her?
00:18:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> kate, u smoke some buds?
00:18:00 <amelia> puppy was on lead @ park n this boy staffy off lead kept running up to her
00:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
00:18:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
00:18:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> damn
00:18:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> lol
00:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i only do CCW
00:18:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> whats ccw?
00:18:00 <amelia> and puppy was bein nice n cute n polite and then outbof nowhere other dog growled @ her and went for her ear
00:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake cock wine
00:18:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> oh cock cake wine
00:18:00 <Doodle> that happens to me
00:18:00 <TheRiddler> damn
00:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @doodle
00:19:00 <Doodle> its cos i have big ears
00:19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:19:00 <TheRiddler> BlackLivesMatter-Supportr probably loves the 2nd 1
00:20:00 <TheRiddler> it's how he scores his bud
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> he scored a low IQ
00:21:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> i'm so depressed
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> CCW
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> will fix that
00:21:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> why do girls now days are so matertialistic??
00:21:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> plz answer me riddler
00:22:00 <amelia> so wot
00:22:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> i mean, look at this
00:22:00 <TheRiddler> is psidog just dudz
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> some troll
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> take your pick
00:22:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAfWm7oidhU
00:22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: LAMBORGHINI GOLD DIGGER PRANK!! "SUPERCAR PRANKS" Views: 5,895,451 Uploader: FatalPranks Uploaded: Dec 2, 2015 Duration: 4m33s Rating: 4.67
00:22:00 <Doodle> i'm a materialistic girl
00:22:00 <TheRiddler> he sounds like dudz with the depress stuff
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too
00:22:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> well i'm no bum
00:23:00 <amelia> too lazy to showah powah
00:23:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> i work, own my own 3 br house
00:23:00 <amelia> halp
00:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu_nlPaI_0E
00:23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Madonna - Material Girl Views: 1,476,837 Uploader: MadonnaVEVO Uploaded: Aug 16, 2015 Duration: 4m43s Rating: 4.85
00:23:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> with less than 100k mortgage left
00:23:00 <TheRiddler> you need a chair in the shower
00:23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:23:00 <amelia> do you haf cigarette burns all in your carpets
00:23:00 <amelia> YAS PLS ASHEH
00:23:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> not the usual 1st home buyer with a half a mill mortgage...
00:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> llol
00:23:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> i'll give u CCW
00:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:23:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> anytime u want
00:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> good hurry up
00:24:00 <TheRiddler> or just bath it
00:24:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> hey atleast i'm not renting
00:24:00 <TheRiddler> dont fall asleep like faux does tho lol
00:24:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> like half of the new immigrants do
00:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> crack dens dont count
00:24:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> borned n raised in aus
00:24:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> lol
00:24:00 <TheRiddler> did trevor sell you a house
00:24:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> who doesnt have a bloody mortgage?
00:25:00 <Doodle> me
00:25:00 <TheRiddler> me
00:25:00 <amelia> whydahexagon it jus start raining
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@ riddler
00:25:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> i mean, the banking system is designed to lock u into a 25years mortgage
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah randomly did ere before
00:25:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> with an avg house price in syd over a mil, melb 900K
00:25:00 <amelia> frickin random
00:25:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> i believe i'm doing pretty good
00:25:00 <TheRiddler> I heard it rained there earlier today
00:26:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> boringgggggggggggg
00:26:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> nxt mj
00:26:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWf-eARnf6U
00:26:00 <TheRiddler> maybe you should do what normal guys do an just pick up girls at clubs
00:26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Michael Jackson - Heal The World Views: 71,779,171 Uploader: michaeljacksonVEVO Uploaded: Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 6m23s Rating: 4.89
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
00:27:00 <TheRiddler> just wear protection so you dont give them anything
00:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
00:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi2u
00:27:00 <Doodle> @_@
00:28:00 <Doodle> k i'm going to sit outside amelia's bathroom window for a while
00:28:00 <Doodle> bblzzzz
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:28:00 <amelia> c u soons
00:29:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> hello bored n lost
00:29:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> u smoke bud?
00:29:00 <Tim-Sim> I need a transcranial magenetic neurual stimulator
00:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> for a religious experience?
00:32:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> wat?
00:32:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> that's a mind fuck tim
00:34:00 <TheRiddler> http://66.media.tumblr.com/e073342cd36c6ac4a34b517b7aa4020a/tumblr_obzi91Nf7h1s02vreo1_400.gif
00:34:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> photoshopd
00:34:00 <TheRiddler> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/11/36/34/1136341d3bb017335a2d83a09430b5ac.gif
00:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:34:00 <TheRiddler> for amelia
00:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww
00:35:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> imagine myself as the monkey
00:35:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> i would eat it
00:35:00 <BlackLivesMatter-Supportr> u know
00:36:00 <dog_eater> << ==
00:36:00 <TheRiddler> .
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> u need to stop smoking ice’
00:36:00 <dog_eater> i already came down
00:36:00 <dog_eater> so shut
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> smd
00:36:00 <amelia> dat monkey n puppy is ash n i
00:36:00 <dog_eater> would love u
00:36:00 <dog_eater> if u let me
00:36:00 <dog_eater> i'll be a fag for u kate
00:36:00 <dog_eater> readily & willing to
00:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome
00:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i said ccw
00:38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:38:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/gw3wGdPz8zsN2x56/giphy.gif
00:38:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
00:38:00 <TheRiddler> hilarious
00:38:00 <amelia> HAHA
00:39:00 <amelia> otay i be bax
00:39:00 <TheRiddler> laters
00:40:00 <dog_eater> no need, gooks barely have any armpithair
00:41:00 <TheRiddler> .
00:41:00 <TheRiddler> you're just a full retard on drugs are you
00:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:43:00 <dog_eater> just cos i didnt larf at yo jokes
00:48:00 <TheRiddler> finally
00:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasss
00:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:48:00 <Tim-Sim> yes, I want to induce an out of body experience
00:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> float tank
00:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> same thing…
00:54:00 <amelia> your bf is very odd
00:54:00 <amelia> you has weird taste katd
00:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif that shit cunt would even cut it for a side dude
00:55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> just wait, you’re next amelia!
00:56:00 <amelia> no i only attract the prime meat
00:56:00 <amelia> aka TheRiddler
00:56:00 <amelia> etc
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> like dem
00:56:00 <TheRiddler> lol thanks :p
00:56:00 <amelia> hahaahha
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler can assemble stuff and things! He is a keeper!
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG07WSu7Q9w
00:58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Simply Red - Holding Back The Years Views: 39,790,587 Uploader: Simply Red Uploaded: Apr 26, 2009 Duration: 4m21s Rating: 4.87
00:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> who else was subjected to simply red as a kid?
00:59:00 <Tim-Sim> I was thinking of making a float tank but arrived at the conclusion that they are not that good and I would be dissapointed with it
01:00:00 <Maurice> http://www.theladbible.com/funny/sport-an-athlete-has-shat-himself-during-the-50km-walk-race-20160819
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, you go to a float tank … place.
01:00:00 <British^Meat> hah gross
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and use the float tanks there… duh
01:00:00 <Tim-Sim> fuck that, what if some previous customer pissed in it?
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> im shitting myself at the thought of walking 50kms
01:00:00 <Maurice> Theres even pics
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> tim - obv FUCKING RESEARCH
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> they use 900 kgs of salt
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you float
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> salt kills bacteria
01:01:00 <TheRiddler> and a video
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re fine
01:02:00 <Tim-Sim> I realize this kate... I am not a total dickhead
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> you sure? *raises eyebrow*
01:02:00 <British^Meat> Ohhhhhhhhhh
01:02:00 <British^Meat> he's french Maurice
01:02:00 <British^Meat> yeh they always do that
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
01:03:00 <TheRiddler> dont athelete's wear something so they can soil themselves
01:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> serious note tim, sup with wanting a hippy git experience?
01:03:00 <TheRiddler> in marathons n stuff
01:03:00 <Maurice> I like this bit
01:03:00 <Maurice> Secondly, hopefully for him, with every release of gas he's pushed forward just slightly, sort of like a boost you get on Mario Kart
01:03:00 <balls_i_luv> blach blah
01:03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:04:00 <TheRiddler> oh he's back
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO @ maurice
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re not dead yet….
01:04:00 <balls_i_luv> who's back? wat? where? whom? why? when?
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> RIP just incase
01:04:00 <balls_i_luv> =p
01:04:00 <Tim-Sim> They are experiences I am interested in
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> fair enough
01:05:00 <British^Meat> wot u wanna do?
01:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> smoke some weed and do do some transcendental meditation
01:05:00 <Tim-Sim> I made a TDCS once, worked a bit
01:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> your mind ill thank you
01:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> w
01:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> what are you hoping to achieve?
01:06:00 <balls_i_luv> i would love to meditate and astral travel over to perth to see kate
01:06:00 <balls_i_luv> oh yeah
01:06:00 <balls_i_luv> wet dreams here i cum
01:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> would you just
01:07:00 <Tim-Sim> some kind of peace of mind in a large theater of mind, if that makes sense
01:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> um kinda sorta
01:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you can achieve that with meditation… you don’t ‘have’ to hook yo’ self up to some machine to do that
01:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> have an ‘organic’ experience
01:08:00 <TheRiddler> the `erbal way
01:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> peace love and mung beans
01:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler
01:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i prefer cheap sweet wine!
01:10:00 <British^Meat> tune it, turn on, drop out
01:10:00 <Tim-Sim> I think that humans may be hardwired for religious kinds of experiences, maybe I could find something to fill the gap
01:11:00 <dematerialised> humans are hardwired to find excuses for their ordinary existences
01:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> MDMA
01:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> will give you a nice ‘religious experience’
01:12:00 <balls_i_luv> i wanna get banned
01:12:00 <balls_i_luv> fuck white people
01:12:00 <balls_i_luv> fucking crackers
01:12:00 <balls_i_luv> fuck niggers too
01:12:00 <balls_i_luv> and gooks
01:13:00 <balls_i_luv> damn shit
01:13:00 <British^Meat> go into ASD and spam shit
01:13:00 <British^Meat> dont be a pussy
01:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:13:00 <Tim-Sim> I have had MDMA, DMT, LSD and Psilocybin
01:13:00 <balls_i_luv> british cunt
01:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo have you
01:13:00 <British^Meat> Do it
01:13:00 <balls_i_luv> go fuck ur queen u pommy cunt
01:13:00 <balls_i_luv> we'll beat u in the nxt ashes test
01:14:00 <British^Meat> like i thought, all talk
01:14:00 <balls_i_luv> dont u worry
01:14:00 <British^Meat> or type
01:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> in a teepee ?
01:14:00 <balls_i_luv> the queen blows
01:14:00 <Tim-Sim> not in a teepee no
01:14:00 <balls_i_luv> the queen is really from germany
01:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:15:00 <balls_i_luv> Saxor-goberth-something
01:15:00 <balls_i_luv> Windsor my fucking arse
01:15:00 <balls_i_luv> fucking crackers
01:15:00 <balls_i_luv> nick black_lives_matter
01:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was thinking peyote and a tee pee
01:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> tried that?
01:16:00 <dematerialised> this bloke is like kunny and romeo fucked into one
01:16:00 <black_lives_matter> yeah
01:16:00 <black_lives_matter> fuck gooks
01:16:00 <black_lives_matter> fucking dog eating slanty eyed cunts
01:16:00 <black_lives_matter> fuck niggers n crackers too
01:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> if just me, i have that effect on men
01:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> IT’S
01:17:00 <dematerialised> lol
01:17:00 <black_lives_matter> plz affectme kate
01:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> *fail
01:17:00 <black_lives_matter> i've been lustin for ur affection all night baby girl
01:17:00 <black_lives_matter> u know i louvvvvv black women
01:17:00 <black_lives_matter> damn ur fine fat arsees
01:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, and i said cake, cock and wine
01:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you can’t provide the essentials in life you can get fucked
01:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> also there is a possom in the tree outside me unit
01:18:00 <black_lives_matter> i told u kate
01:18:00 <dematerialised> its not a pussum it's me
01:18:00 <black_lives_matter> i would fly over to perth but it's too late now
01:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> u
01:18:00 <black_lives_matter> it's 1am here
01:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem! i hope you brought cake!
01:19:00 <black_lives_matter> few hours ago i could & would b screwing u right now
01:19:00 <black_lives_matter> but u hesitated
01:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do you think i live in perth?
01:19:00 <dematerialised> i may or may not have a cupcake
01:19:00 <dematerialised> k9 you do live in perth
01:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS!
01:19:00 <dematerialised> dont try to trick people otherwise
01:19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:19:00 <black_lives_matter> i dunno cos u were in perth b4
01:19:00 <black_lives_matter> now u're not any more
01:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> shut up dem!
01:19:00 <black_lives_matter> lOLLL
01:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps will know where i live!
01:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucker
01:19:00 <dematerialised> too late
01:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> curse you!
01:20:00 <President_Trump> whats all the arguing about kate?
01:20:00 <dematerialised> drat and blast
01:20:00 <black_lives_matter> yes i am a fucker that will Fuck u
01:20:00 <black_lives_matter> if u let me
01:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
01:20:00 <black_lives_matter> i love u kate
01:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1. i dont fuck peeps from irc
01:20:00 <TheRiddler> she lives in new zealand
01:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2. you’re a fucking weirdo
01:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> 3. fuck you
01:20:00 <dematerialised> ok im going back to what i was doing before this place is gay now bye
01:20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:20:00 <black_lives_matter> wow
01:20:00 <black_lives_matter> I"LL TAKE 333
01:20:00 <black_lives_matter> oh yeah
01:20:00 <black_lives_matter> she'll fuck me
01:20:00 <black_lives_matter> hahahaha
01:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler
01:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas NZ
01:23:00 <black_lives_matter> i love u kate
01:23:00 <black_lives_matter> always have
01:23:00 <black_lives_matter> always will
01:23:00 <black_lives_matter> npw i have to get off on alicia keys bcos of u
01:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
01:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> do i know you?
01:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> let this be a lesson to you all - don’t do drugs
01:24:00 <Tim-Sim> black_lives_matter: are you really a BLM supporter?
01:24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:24:00 <black_lives_matter> yeh tim
01:24:00 <black_lives_matter> fuck white power kkk cunts
01:24:00 <black_lives_matter> fuck white cops
01:24:00 <TheRiddler> he
01:24:00 <black_lives_matter> black power
01:24:00 <black_lives_matter> fucking crackers
01:25:00 <TheRiddler> he's been on before kate but I forget who he is
01:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lord!
01:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> how lucky am I
01:25:00 <TheRiddler> so maybe you dont remember him
01:25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ALWAYS loved me
01:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> *hair flicks*
01:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> since when blackie?
01:27:00 <TheRiddler> damn
01:27:00 <TheRiddler> I'm didn't get to finish
01:27:00 <TheRiddler> I'm off to bed now
01:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
01:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> okies
01:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
01:27:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
01:47:00 <black_lives_matter> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glny4jSciVI
01:47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: We Are The World 25 For Haiti - Official Video Views: 172,732,014 Uploader: wearetheworld Uploaded: Feb 13, 2010 Duration: 8m33s Rating: 4.74
02:42:00 <Juztin> Ghey AUssiez!@!\
03:51:00 <breaker> So?
03:51:00 <frog> just saying
03:51:00 <frog> do you agree with that?
03:51:00 <frog> you love jen?
03:51:00 <frog> yes or no?
03:52:00 <breaker> Agree with what?
03:52:00 <frog> with that
03:52:00 <frog> ok answer this then
03:52:00 <frog> did darren rape jen?
03:52:00 <frog> yes or no?
03:57:00 <Tim-Sim> Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
03:58:00 <breaker> Jerome, Why didn't you meet her when you said you were going to.. cause you're a coward?
03:59:00 <President_Trump> Tim-Sim loves jen too
03:59:00 <President_Trump> they are going to Eastland for shopping and some food
03:59:00 <President_Trump> a casual first date
03:59:00 <President_Trump> maybe a movie
04:00:00 <frog> breaker i was never going to arrange a meeting with jen
04:00:00 <Tim-Sim> oi you
04:00:00 <frog> but i will soon
04:00:00 <frog> promise you
04:00:00 <breaker> lol you keep saying that
04:00:00 <frog> no i dont
04:00:00 <frog> ive said it like once
04:00:00 <breaker> she's not scared of you.
04:00:00 <breaker> Liar
04:00:00 <frog> me and jen will meet
04:00:00 <frog> i dont want her to be scared of me
04:01:00 <frog> i want her to want me
04:01:00 <breaker> So why didn't you meet her when you came to Melbourne... twice?
04:01:00 <breaker> when you said you were going to
04:01:00 <frog> twice?
04:01:00 <frog> i said id meet her once
04:01:00 <frog> recently
04:01:00 <frog> and it wasnt my general intention
04:02:00 <frog> gippsland isnt melbourne
04:02:00 <breaker> You threaten to kill her.. more than once.. but you didn't show up
04:02:00 <frog> i went to my gfs dads house for christmas not to see jen lol
04:02:00 <frog> thats right
04:02:00 <frog> the royal gowch
04:02:00 <frog> 3136 croydon
04:02:00 <breaker> You're a coward.
04:03:00 <frog> how so?
04:03:00 <breaker> You tell me.. you didn't show up.
04:03:00 <frog> show up where?
04:03:00 <breaker> Infact.. you didn't even come to Victoria at all.
04:03:00 <frog> really?
04:04:00 <breaker> :)
04:04:00 <frog> so i didnt go to Moe
04:04:00 <frog> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
04:04:00 <frog> ok man
04:04:00 <frog> so i guess when i go to croydon you will be there to apparently tell me im not there
04:04:00 <frog> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
04:04:00 <frog> you dont even live there
04:05:00 <breaker> Jerome the shit talker on IRC.
04:05:00 <frog> lol
04:05:00 <breaker> such a coward!
04:05:00 <frog> breaker the guy that was raped by his own dad
04:05:00 <frog> tell us about ingo
04:05:00 <frog> inghammmy
04:06:00 <frog> below is taking you both down
04:07:00 <breaker> lol ok Jerome :)
04:08:00 <frog> he has evidence of you both
04:08:00 <frog> acusing him of rape
04:08:00 <frog> and sexual assault
04:08:00 <frog> you are both finished
04:10:00 <breaker> lol ok Jerome :)
04:10:00 <frog> breaker why did you rape faux?
04:21:00 <frog> breaker is gutless
04:22:00 <frog> cant even speak
04:22:00 <frog> has to cower
04:22:00 <frog> like a true below
06:56:00 <CLOWN> breaker is a compulsive liar with a mental illness who needs to be shunned by society as a whole! FUCK YOU BREAKER. DOG CUNT
06:57:00 <breaker> lol @ Hobbs
06:59:00 <breaker> What have lied about Hobbs?
06:59:00 <CLOWN> CALLING ME A RAPIST
06:59:00 <CLOWN> HOW FUCKING LOW IS THAT
06:59:00 <CLOWN> PPL GET KILLED FOR LESSS
06:59:00 <breaker> You see.. that's where you're wrong boy.. it's only you who keeps saying that.. you're digging your own hole.
07:00:00 <breaker> :)
07:00:00 <CLOWN> you should say your sorry and admit you were wrong
07:00:00 <breaker> Sorry for what? and admit to what?
07:01:00 <CLOWN> ok then
07:01:00 <CLOWN> u kiddly fiddler
07:01:00 <breaker> eer
07:01:00 <CLOWN> stop touching kids
07:01:00 <CLOWN> rock spider
07:01:00 <CLOWN> breaker the rock spider
07:01:00 <breaker> You must be having those thoughts yourself.. to be saying that.
07:01:00 <CLOWN> im just like yu
07:01:00 <breaker> You wish you were like me.
07:02:00 <CLOWN> a short man has insecurity issues
07:02:00 <CLOWN> oh yes
07:02:00 <CLOWN> thats what i wanna be!
07:03:00 <breaker> Carry on Hobbs, I got my girlfriend to make breakfast for.
07:03:00 <CLOWN> i think i rather put a gun to my head and admit defeat
07:03:00 <breaker> :)
07:03:00 <CLOWN> LOL
07:03:00 <CLOWN> whos your girlfriend
07:04:00 <CLOWN> you fool
07:04:00 <CLOWN> why isnt the bitch cooking u breakfast
09:45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait why :(
09:45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what did i miss :(
09:53:00 <Serenity> They bought the kids on the short bus through for an excursion last night
09:53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh shit
10:51:00 <Doodle> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL@them
12:31:00 <greatstuff> selling my 2 iphone 6s pluses and asus gaming laptop for 300 each, anyone interested?
12:40:00 <Doodle> only if theyre stolen
12:41:00 <TheRiddler> give me their serial numbers so I can contact police to check
12:48:00 <frog> greatstuff ill buy them
12:48:00 <frog> give me a ring
12:48:00 <frog> im just going to cheong park to see jen but ill be back later
12:53:00 <greatstuff> selling my 2 iphone 6s pluses and asus gaming laptop for 300 each, anyone interested?
13:01:00 <greatstuff> selling my 2 iphone 6s pluses and asus gaming laptop for 300 each, anyone interested?
13:34:00 <greatstuff> selling my 2 iphone 6s pluses and asus gaming laptop for 300 each, anyone interested?
13:39:00 <greatstuff> selling my 2 iphone 6s pluses and asus gaming laptop for 300 each, anyone interested?
14:42:00 <Doodle> lol beagle
14:42:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
14:43:00 <dematerialised> hello yes this is dog
14:43:00 <Doodle> D:
15:03:00 <sandman> dematerialised hi
16:20:00 <nubbymcnu> http://i.imgur.com/GWZcy6R.png
16:21:00 <TheRon> alright geez
16:21:00 <TheRon> are they ppl who annoy you?
16:31:00 <TheRon> c'mon baby light my fir
16:40:00 <dematerialised> tgif!
16:41:00 <TheRon> rolling stones - miss you
16:45:00 <TheRon> all along the watchtower
16:57:00 <TheRon> angie, aaaaangie......ain't it good to be alive
17:00:00 <TheRon> these beers are on the verge of forming ice
17:05:00 <TheRon> these pretzels mare making me thirsty
17:05:00 <TheRon> roos could be tough for them
17:05:00 <TheRon> gws won't be showing much to them in the last round
17:06:00 <TheRiddler> Who do saints have next week
17:06:00 <TheRon> lions
17:06:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/d9wxlaj.jpg
17:06:00 <TheRiddler> If roos saints could come ib
17:06:00 <TheRiddler> In
17:06:00 <TheRiddler> On percentage
17:07:00 <TheRiddler> +lose
17:07:00 <TheRon> dees win this week, play the cats next week
17:09:00 <TheRiddler> Yep
17:09:00 <TheRiddler> I want dees in more than saints
17:10:00 <TheRon> gws and dees would be interesting
17:10:00 <TheRiddler> I think it's swans for flag imo
17:10:00 <TheRon> theirs to lose
17:11:00 <TheRiddler> Swans vs hawks or cats
17:11:00 <TheRon> that cats demolish the lions this week i'll be happier
17:11:00 <TheRiddler> Crows knocked out in prelim
17:11:00 <TheRon> just to get some form and confidence
17:12:00 <TheRon> thunder only happens when it's raining, players only love you when they're playing
17:15:00 <TheRon> well it's a marvellous night for a moondance
17:20:00 <TheRon> hey you get off my cloud
17:20:00 <TheRon> how about the boomers fucking up
17:20:00 <TheRiddler> Nic nat confirmed acl
17:20:00 <TheRon> so shitty, no medal now
17:20:00 <TheRon> play spain for bronze won't beat them
17:20:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
17:21:00 <TheRiddler> Matilda's are better
17:21:00 <TheRiddler> Where did they come
17:21:00 <TheRon> hotter too
17:21:00 <TheRon> dunna
17:22:00 <TheRon> dunno
17:22:00 <TheRon> we got a gold in the modern pentathalon
17:23:00 <TheRon> because you're so smooth
17:23:00 <TheRon> whats that, fencing and 4 other sports
17:23:00 <TheRiddler> Cool
17:23:00 <TheRiddler> US leading the count again?
17:24:00 <Doodle> 524
17:24:00 <TheRon> yes
17:24:00 <TheRon> aussies 10th
17:24:00 <TheRiddler> How annoying
17:24:00 <TheRon> come third and get a bronze like a real austrailian
17:25:00 <TheRon> you could light up
17:25:00 <Doodle> i could
17:25:00 <TheRiddler> It's probably a money issue
17:25:00 <TheRon> aussies were expecting more gold in the pool
17:25:00 <TheRiddler> US spending unlimited amount in training
17:26:00 <TheRon> get maggotted and order in a pizza
17:26:00 <Doodle> r u threatening me
17:26:00 <TheRiddler> Etc
17:26:00 <TheRon> a couple of the us swimmers celebrated by getting drunk, vandalising a servo and blaming it on someone else
17:27:00 <TheRon> just a sugestion
17:27:00 <Doodle> hehee
17:27:00 <Doodle> pizza does sound good
17:27:00 <TheRon> rio or domins?
17:27:00 <Doodle> rios is better and closer and cheaper
17:27:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
17:27:00 <TheRon> and it wasn't michael phelps
17:28:00 <TheRon> i do like their supreme with anchovies
17:28:00 <Doodle> yum
17:28:00 <Doodle> the house spesh is nice too
17:29:00 <TheRon> careful we don't wanna get the stoners all edgy
17:29:00 <Doodle> haha
17:29:00 <Doodle> hnggg
17:30:00 <TheRon> on the late show, who sang who are you by the who?
17:30:00 <TheRiddler> Lol @ kid Caleb Daniel in the mini stars pic
17:30:00 <TheRon> could've taken a photo of him now, i mean how could we tell
17:31:00 <CrIp> chiccios
17:31:00 <TheRon> like some weed with that?
17:31:00 <CrIp> sure
17:31:00 <CrIp> or an 8ball
17:31:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
17:32:00 <TheRon> what about the one in eureka st
17:32:00 <Doodle> umm not sure who sang it
17:32:00 <Doodle> lol ciccios
17:32:00 <TheRon> it's a pisser, ppl goto the pizza restaurant end up going next door
17:33:00 <TheRon> i reckon it's a front for the bikies
17:34:00 <Doodle> oh well exploit the market while u can
17:34:00 <TheRon> who is smaller, libba or danial?
17:34:00 <TheRon> daniel
17:35:00 <TheRon> have you noticed all the little cafe's popping up?
17:35:00 <TheRon> as far as i can tell, just offer coffee
17:35:00 <Doodle> half of them will be gone by summer
17:35:00 <TheRon> MrMark: you you you you oughta know
17:36:00 <TheRon> there's a gelati shop next to the town hall
17:36:00 <TheRon> i love gelati
17:36:00 <TheRiddler> Daniel by a cm
17:36:00 <TheRiddler> If you mean Tony libba
17:36:00 <TheRon> ever seen those two wrestle?
17:36:00 <TheRon> that would be awesome
17:37:00 <Doodle> ye its ok
17:37:00 <TheRon> i don't get ice gream iget gelati or sorbet
17:37:00 <TheRon> even frozen yoghurt
17:37:00 <TheRon> yes\
17:39:00 <Doodle> yeah i've never been a huge fan
17:39:00 <TheRiddler> I think boomer Harvey is about the same height
17:40:00 <TheRon> bugger ice during sex, use a borbet
17:40:00 <TheRon> sorbet
17:40:00 <TheRiddler> Bbl
17:47:00 <couleurs> wb faux you just missed the Tiggier!!!!!!!!!!
17:48:00 <faux> tenks
17:48:00 <faux> oh no :(
17:48:00 <faux> what ever shall i do
17:48:00 <faux> whats for din
17:48:00 <TheRon> chicken and veg soup
17:49:00 <couleurs> chicken and veg soup @ Ron's
17:49:00 <faux> yum
17:49:00 <faux> want
17:49:00 <faux> i just had some ricotta on cruskits until i decide what i want
17:49:00 <faux> i had waaay too much garlic for lunch and now my tummy feels funny
17:50:00 <couleurs> bone apple teeth !
17:50:00 <faux> lmao
17:50:00 <faux> what was the other apple one
17:50:00 <faux> oh apple type
17:50:00 <faux> You RuiNeD MY aPPLe TYPe
17:50:00 <couleurs> lol
17:51:00 <faux> people are idiots
17:51:00 <faux> also someone is playing elvis presley songs really loudly
17:51:00 <faux> is it you TheRon
17:52:00 <TheRon> nope
17:52:00 <TheRon> suspicious minds?
17:52:00 <faux> k
17:52:00 <faux> is that a song
17:52:00 <TheRon> we're caught in a trap
17:53:00 <faux> atm its blue suede shoes
17:53:00 <faux> is that even elvis
17:53:00 <TheRon> also ub40
17:53:00 <TheRon> u2
17:53:00 <faux> me 2
17:54:00 <TheRon> you're my favourite mistake
17:54:00 <TheRon> sheryl crow
17:55:00 <couleurs> Elbis Bresley... Uh Huh... Tenk U Barry Much
17:56:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ox1Tore9nw
17:56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: elvis presley - in the ghetto Views: 40,084,597 Uploader: ramonda Uploaded: Apr 11, 2006 Duration: 2m42s Rating: 4.85
17:57:00 <TheRon> accidently kelly street
17:57:00 <TheRon> a song about wendouree west here in ballarat
17:58:00 <Lumeah> We're friends n strangers somethimes meet
17:58:00 <TheRon> blacktown in sydney?
17:59:00 <TheRon> i like their cover of bizzarre love triangle
18:00:00 <TheRon> no pong?
18:00:00 <Lumeah> How can optimus prime be a transforming wraptor
18:00:00 <dematerialised> clearly you dont know your transformers lore
18:00:00 <TheRon> braybrook in melbourne
18:01:00 <TheRon> you're asking like it's supposed to make sense
18:01:00 <Lumeah> He's a truck.
18:01:00 <Lumeah> Nothing more
18:01:00 <dematerialised> incorrect
18:01:00 <Lumeah> Can't be a bird or a dino
18:01:00 <TheRon> michael bay has wrecked transformers forever
18:02:00 <Lumeah> Lol fuckn funny
18:02:00 <TheRon> pearl harbour sucked almost as much as i miss you
18:05:00 <faux> k now theyre listening to wind beneath me wings
18:06:00 <Lumeah> U miss me?
18:06:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/DSAPOqX.jpg
18:06:00 <TheRon> what kind of party is this?
18:06:00 <TheRon> bit early for bette midler
18:07:00 <dematerialised> everyone does
18:07:00 <TheRon> always P
18:07:00 <TheRon> :P
18:07:00 <TheRon> is excess of garlic a deal breaker doodle?
18:07:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/ltJF6yzrMSY
18:07:00 <faux> not a party just an old guy listenibg to music
18:07:00 <Doodle> only if its in her butt
18:07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fingering Fruit For Feminism Views: 29,911 Uploader: Funny Pz Uploaded: Jun 17, 2016 Duration: 0m45s Rating: 3.51
18:08:00 <faux> just saw this on fb
18:08:00 <faux> im unsure why its a thing
18:08:00 <faux> lol
18:09:00 <Lumeah> Hehe
18:09:00 <Lumeah> Awww shucks
18:09:00 <sandman> dematerialised hi
18:09:00 <sandman> m or f?
18:09:00 <Lumeah> Hahahaha
18:09:00 <Lumeah> Next!
18:10:00 <sandman> dematerialised asl?
18:11:00 <sandman> SANATARIUM.. Leave me be...... SANATARIUM, just leave me alone
18:11:00 <sandman> SANATARIM
18:11:00 <TheRon> stop touching me Elmo!
18:13:00 <sandman> British^Meat Now to Lepper Messiah
18:13:00 <sandman> Back to the front
18:14:00 <sandman> British^Meat: you will do, what I say, when I say. Back to the front. You will die, when I say, you must die. BACK TO THE FRONT. You coward, you servant, you blind man
18:14:00 <TheRon> ever heard the sound of an old fashioned till and started saying double entudres?
18:15:00 <TheRon> my name is luka
18:17:00 <TheRon> jill sobule - i kissed agirl
18:17:00 <TheRon> MrMark: i never was a cornflake girl
18:18:00 <dematerialised> she copied katy perry, that harlot
18:18:00 <TheRon> other way round
18:18:00 <dematerialised> i'm not convinced
18:18:00 <dematerialised> i bet she copied her boobs too
18:20:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FdwUGwasck
18:20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I Kissed A Girl by Jill Sobule official music video Views: 333,478 Uploader: Venomous Garden Uploaded: Sep 22, 2011 Duration: 2m53s Rating: 4.58
18:22:00 <TheRon> playing lawn bowls tomorrw
18:23:00 <TheRon> who will save your soul
18:32:00 <TheRon> i've been thinking about you
18:34:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/FenMqt9.gif
18:34:00 <Doodle> me irl
18:35:00 <faux> ong
18:35:00 <TheRon> seems right
18:35:00 <faux> omg
18:35:00 <faux> i love her
18:35:00 <faux> her vids are adorable
18:36:00 <TheRon> you win again, so many times.......
18:37:00 <TheRon> we all fall down like toy soldiers
18:41:00 <TheRon> ra ra rasputin\
18:42:00 <TheRon> papa don't preach
18:44:00 <Doodle> ye i am pretty adorable
18:44:00 <TheRon> boney m doodle?
18:45:00 <Doodle> no not for a while
18:45:00 <TheRon> they're a pisser
18:47:00 <TheRon> oh those russians
18:49:00 <TheRon> you can't stop the music
18:51:00 <TheRon> la isla bonita
18:51:00 <TheRon> livin' nextdoor to alice
18:54:00 <TheRon> i was expecting a couple of responses
18:54:00 <TheRon> livng nextdoor to alan
18:54:00 <TheRon> or alice, who the fuck is alice
18:55:00 <TheRon> off the florida keys there's a place called kokomo
18:57:00 <Lumeah> Thats were u wanna go
18:58:00 <Lumeah> Love that song
18:58:00 <TheRon> cocktai;
18:58:00 <TheRon> cocktail
18:58:00 <TheRon> the pina colada song
18:58:00 <nubbymcnu> winter is cumming
18:58:00 <TheRon> love is in the air.......
18:59:00 <amelia> NOPE
18:59:00 <amelia> SPRING IS WELL ON ITS WAY
18:59:00 <Kynetic> so thats what the shit all over my windscreen is in the morning
18:59:00 <Clarkson> when I need to be a cunt I cant :(
18:59:00 <TheRon> if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain
19:00:00 <Kynetic> Clarkson is such a cunt
19:00:00 <Clarkson> not as shit as u beagle
19:01:00 <TheRon> she works hard for the money
19:02:00 <TheRon> flat backing but she works hard for the money
19:04:00 <TheRon> she put the lime in the coconut.....
19:04:00 <dematerialised> my pants ahve falling down and i cant pull them back up
19:05:00 <couleurs> sgarn
19:06:00 <TheRon> jane bunn
19:06:00 <couleurs> ;)
19:07:00 <TheRon> jane bunn knows shit about the weather
19:07:00 <robot> hi
19:07:00 <TheRon> she also has big boobs
19:07:00 <breaker> Jane Bunn
19:07:00 <couleurs> g'day roboto
19:08:00 <couleurs> lollllllllllll @ breaker
19:08:00 <breaker> TheRon likes those Jane Bunn boobies.. she pushes her chest out and covers half the screen
19:08:00 <TheRon> beaker
19:08:00 <breaker> loooolllllllllllllll @ paul_banks
19:09:00 <TheRon> sugar oh honey honeu
19:09:00 <breaker> Doesnt she look sweet in her pink snow outfit
19:09:00 <couleurs> honewe
19:12:00 <nubbymcnu> if you like penis coladas
19:12:00 <TheRon> we're dancin to the jailhouse rock
19:12:00 <nubbymcnu> clearing spooge from the drain
19:15:00 <TheRon> ooh heaven is a place on earth
19:17:00 <robot> ne1 goin 4 a cruise 2nite
19:17:00 <robot> meet at th servo
19:17:00 <dematerialised> ye mate
19:18:00 <dematerialised> skids for kids
19:18:00 <TheRon> baby let's cruise
19:18:00 <couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
19:18:00 <robot> ok huey lewis
19:18:00 <TheRon> more smokey
19:20:00 <TheRon> darlin' leave a light on for me
19:21:00 <TheRon> flash beer
19:24:00 <TheRon> tell it yo my heart
19:25:00 <TheRon> to
19:26:00 <amelia> one of my friend hurt his hand @ work today so now der is a position available for vball tonight who wants it
19:26:00 <amelia> requirements are must be male
19:26:00 <TheRon> islands in the tream thats i what we are
19:27:00 <TheRon> beach vball with brazillian chicks?
19:27:00 <amelia> yes to the beach but lacking in the Brazilian chicks department im afraid
19:27:00 <TheRon> damn
19:27:00 <amelia> actually all the girls in our team are blonde
19:27:00 <TheRon> HELLO!
19:28:00 <amelia> my plan worked
19:28:00 <TheRon> i think we're alone now
19:28:00 <amelia> and "beach" may be exaggeration
19:28:00 <amelia> more like... jus sand
19:29:00 <TheRon> it's like ballarat sand
19:29:00 <amelia> oh
19:29:00 <TheRon> it started with a kiss, never thought it would come to this
19:30:00 <TheRon> we got a lake
19:31:00 <TheRon> amy grant - baby baby
19:31:00 <TheRon> i love beer
19:32:00 <TheRon> and beer loves me
19:38:00 <TheRon> and the lights all went down in masechusetts
19:39:00 <Trevor> someone ought to do something about that
19:39:00 <Trevor> but i am already in my pyjamas
19:40:00 <dematerialised> that's illegal in over 37 countries
19:42:00 <TheRon> you don't know what it's like to love somebody
19:42:00 <couleurs> i'm legal in over 37 countries
19:42:00 <couleurs> put a coin in TheRon and watch him sing
19:43:00 <TheRon> yep
19:43:00 <TheRon> $2
19:43:00 <couleurs> bloodey ell
19:44:00 <TheRon> everybody was kung foo fighting
19:46:00 <TheRon> although we've come the end of the road, still i can't let got
19:46:00 <amelia> my gf http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/lucy-watson-fashion-photoshoot-part-2-london-february-2014_1.jpg
19:46:00 <TheRon> very nice?
19:47:00 <TheRon> !
19:47:00 <TheRon> how much?
19:47:00 <couleurs> what size bra is that
19:49:00 <Trevor> perhaps you need more fibre in your die
19:49:00 <Trevor> t
19:49:00 <TheRon> dont we all
19:49:00 <Trevor> helps you let go
19:49:00 <Trevor> coffee does, too
19:49:00 <amelia> lucy y r u so cute???????
19:49:00 <amelia> http://blog.sugarhillboutique.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Screen-shot-2014-03-04-at-12.46.02-600x493.png
19:50:00 <amelia> we could b amazing together http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/TV/2015-10/08oct/lucywatson2-large.jpg
19:50:00 <amelia> ok no moar
19:51:00 <couleurs> she look like a bich
19:51:00 <amelia> well she has a rep of being rude & a bitch
19:51:00 <amelia> but i think she is jus honest
19:51:00 <couleurs> told u
19:51:00 <amelia> i can kind of relate
19:52:00 <amelia> http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/photos/lucy-watson/eudon-choi-fashion-show-in-london/Lucy-Watson:-Eudon-Choi-Fashion-Show-2015--01-662x994.jpg
19:52:00 <amelia> she is cute bitch tho right
19:54:00 <Doodle> lesbian
19:55:00 <amelia> i don't wanna date @ her
19:55:00 <amelia> i jus wanna hold hands whilst we walk dogs 2g4 & den kiss occasionally
19:55:00 <Doodle> .
19:57:00 <couleurs> she looks like leighton meester
19:57:00 <couleurs> right faux?
19:58:00 <amelia> leighton better b cutes
19:58:00 <amelia> ok woah she does
19:59:00 <couleurs> told u
20:05:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/D4r71gd.jpg
20:05:00 <dematerialised> lol
20:06:00 <faux> right couleurs
20:06:00 <faux> xoxo
20:06:00 <couleurs> gossip goat
20:06:00 <dematerialised> i met that goat once
20:06:00 <couleurs> THE ROOMATE was 1 of me n fauxes favourite films
20:06:00 <faux> eheh
20:07:00 <faux> excuse me what should i have for dinner
20:07:00 <faux> suggestions pls
20:07:00 <dematerialised> sausages mashed-spud and vegies
20:07:00 <faux> .
20:07:00 <dematerialised> dont dot me, you want to grow up big and strong dont you?
20:07:00 <faux> i dont have sausages and i dont really wanna cook pls
20:08:00 <dematerialised> chinese then
20:08:00 <faux> neh
20:08:00 <faux> dont feel like it
20:08:00 <dematerialised> buttered toast
20:08:00 <faux> THATS COOKING
20:09:00 <dematerialised> r u kitten me?
20:09:00 <faux> oh theres this place that does really nice chicken fungi w fluffy mash and steamed veg
20:09:00 <dematerialised> fungi?
20:09:00 <dematerialised> that doesnt sound delicious
20:09:00 <faux> ye
20:09:00 <faux> mushroom sauce
20:10:00 <dematerialised> google says chicken fungi is an actual thing
20:10:00 <dematerialised> i am shocked
20:17:00 <dematerialised> lol, there's this video of "rival chinese gangs fighting in chinatown in melbourne"
20:17:00 <dematerialised> and im like, that's just a standard weekend in northbridge...
20:18:00 <Doodle> do you think theyre rivals cos none of them can say rival
20:18:00 <dematerialised> haha
20:20:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
20:22:00 <Skirmish> If anyone wants advice on how to be the best husband ever feel free to send me a private message and I will explain how.
20:22:00 <Floss> Dammit TheRiddler brody has not stoped watching that fkn show
20:23:00 <LOOPYD> i pity u fool
20:23:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> :p
20:23:00 <Floss> um what
20:23:00 <dematerialised> <TheRiddler> :p
20:24:00 <Maurice> The meerkat thing?
20:24:00 <Floss> is there such a thing as "too high"?
20:24:00 <dematerialised> you are very bent right now
20:25:00 <g0odz> people still use irc
20:25:00 <g0odz> this is amazing
20:25:00 <Floss> i am not in a forward position that is correct
20:25:00 <Floss> could I see a wine list please
20:26:00 <Kynetic> i know right?
20:26:00 <Kynetic> except we're all just scripts now
20:26:00 <g0odz> haha
20:26:00 <Kynetic> our owners became too lazy to type
20:26:00 <breaker> auto respond.
20:26:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: Yeah. I can pretty much get away with anything at the moment risk free!
20:26:00 <g0odz> Or everyone here works in IT
20:26:00 <Kynetic> so they just scripted their psyches
20:26:00 <Maurice> You can use it too, we just need the name, numbers and expiry on the front of your credit card and the 3 numbers on the back
20:26:00 <Maurice> Haha Skirmish, I take it she liked it
20:26:00 <faux> wine not swine
20:26:00 <faux> hehehaiehhauxhxkc
20:26:00 <dematerialised> heahehaeh
20:26:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
20:27:00 <Kynetic> and now we're all just a bunch of bots who sit here talking to each other
20:27:00 <Maurice> Clarkson
20:27:00 <Clarkson> BlackVelvet do you have a dick
20:27:00 <Skirmish> g0odz: You should tell us how nothing has changed since you were last here 10 years ago.
20:27:00 <g0odz> haha
20:27:00 <Kynetic> Skirmish is the cynic
20:27:00 <Kynetic> if you cant already tell
20:27:00 <g0odz> There are less people
20:27:00 <Clarkson> and here you are being a complete utter fucking bitch
20:27:00 <breaker> ontext:#: if $nick talks .msg $chan $read(autochat.txt)
20:27:00 <Maurice> Fuck off Clarkson you jerl
20:27:00 <Kynetic> Clarkson is a cunt.
20:27:00 <Clarkson> [08:09:48] marlon brando was a gay cunt
20:27:00 <Maurice> Jerk too
20:27:00 <Clarkson> alice cooper is boobs
20:28:00 <g0odz> And what appears to be no random messages from people writing "asl"
20:28:00 <Maurice> Don't tempt fate
20:28:00 <g0odz> haha
20:28:00 <Kynetic> yeah but the real question on all our minds right now g0odz
20:28:00 <Kynetic> is do you have the g0odz
20:28:00 <Kynetic> ?
20:28:00 <Floss> so wait
20:28:00 <Floss> is riddler not here
20:29:00 <g0odz> Lol
20:29:00 <breaker> /msg Maurice aSL? kthxbi
20:29:00 <Maurice> And do you have a penis pic
20:29:00 <Kynetic> also tits our gtfo
20:29:00 <g0odz> I have a g0odz name
20:29:00 <Kynetic> our? or.
20:29:00 <g0odz> that is all
20:29:00 <Kynetic> is it heaps g0odz?
20:29:00 <g0odz> ay
20:29:00 <faux> Lol
20:29:00 <Kynetic> i think i found the south australian
20:29:00 <g0odz> WA also
20:29:00 <Kynetic> yeah theyre all cut from the same cloth i rkn
20:29:00 <Kynetic> :P
20:29:00 <dematerialised> he's here in spirit
20:30:00 <Maurice> Fucking WA dicks
20:30:00 <Maurice> Come in here and join our channels
20:30:00 <Kynetic> yeah fuck WA ay. who'd live there m8
20:30:00 <Maurice> Knobs thats who
20:30:00 <g0odz> nothing wrong with sand gropers, most of em are in Melb now
20:30:00 <g0odz> haha
20:30:00 <Kynetic> cunts should just secede already
20:30:00 <Floss> speaking of spirit
20:30:00 <Floss> sommersby blackcurrant
20:30:00 <Floss> half light beer half ribena
20:30:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> Smalls Like Tean Spirit :p
20:31:00 <Kynetic> stop talking and get on with it
20:31:00 <Maurice> It's ok g0odz, most of us in here aren't from Melb anyway
20:31:00 <Kynetic> just cos it will never happen is no reason to stop asking for it
20:31:00 <Kynetic> :P
20:31:00 <g0odz> WA will be good in about 10-20 years I think
20:31:00 <g0odz> once the eastern states fills up
20:31:00 <Kynetic> WA cant secede anyway
20:32:00 <Kynetic> they cant make the decision themselves
20:32:00 <Kynetic> :)
20:32:00 <Maurice> Thats it, just for that Kynetic we're staying
20:32:00 <Kynetic> they could vote on it and win the vote and it wouldnt even mean anything
20:32:00 <Maurice> And you can eat a dick m8
20:32:00 <Kynetic> m8
20:32:00 <Kynetic> m88888888
20:32:00 <Klutch> m8
20:32:00 <Maurice> MVIII
20:32:00 <Kynetic> lol
20:32:00 <g0odz> hell sick ay
20:32:00 <Kynetic> 2008?
20:32:00 <Maurice> http://i.imgur.com/SkSgCVQ.jpg
20:33:00 <Kynetic> that doesnt even make any sense Maurice.
20:33:00 <Maurice> The M is not roman
20:33:00 <g0odz> haha
20:33:00 <Kynetic> actually, it is.
20:33:00 <Maurice> NOT IN THIS CASE IT IS NOT
20:33:00 <Kynetic> IT FUCKING IS SO
20:33:00 <Kynetic> GODDAMNIT WOMAN
20:33:00 <Maurice> FUCKING NOT
20:33:00 <Kynetic> GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH ALREADY
20:34:00 <Kynetic> ALSO WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
20:34:00 <Maurice> I am hungry actually
20:34:00 <Maurice> So I might make myself a sandwich
20:34:00 <Kynetic> ill have salami and cheese kthx.
20:34:00 <g0odz> sandwich for dinner
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> Steak n cheese sandwich
20:34:00 <g0odz> on a cold night like this
20:34:00 <Kynetic> yea m8
20:34:00 <Kynetic> u know it
20:34:00 <Maurice> I had steak for lunch
20:34:00 <Maurice> I'm doing reverse meals it seems
20:34:00 <Kynetic> my mate is putting his dogs on a strict vegan diet.
20:34:00 <Maurice> Oh dear
20:34:00 <Kynetic> as in, they only eat vegans.
20:34:00 <g0odz> why is that?
20:35:00 <g0odz> oh gees
20:35:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
20:35:00 <Maurice> No goodness in vegans
20:35:00 <Kynetic> cos its easy as to catch vegans
20:35:00 <Kynetic> cos they have no energy because they dont eat meat
20:35:00 <g0odz> lol
20:35:00 <g0odz> that's confusing because there are vegan body builders
20:35:00 <Kynetic> plus hardly anyone complains
20:35:00 <robot> hi its me robbers
20:35:00 <Kynetic> because vegans dont have any friends
20:35:00 <Kynetic> fuck
20:35:00 <Kynetic> its robot
20:36:00 <Kynetic> fucken look out
20:36:00 <Kynetic> everyone hide your oil
20:36:00 <TheRiddler> But they still use whey protein
20:36:00 <robot> no leave it out its ok
20:36:00 <TheRiddler> ?
20:36:00 <Kynetic> yaeh
20:36:00 <Kynetic> you say that
20:36:00 <Kynetic> then when i wake up
20:36:00 <faux> yaeh
20:36:00 <Kynetic> all my fucken oil is gone
20:36:00 <Maurice> Like those fuckhead parents who put their baby on a vegan diet and it was hospitalised
20:36:00 <robot> i told u last time it evaporated ok
20:36:00 <Kynetic> yea
20:37:00 <Kynetic> a likely story
20:37:00 <Skirmish> Who likes meerkats?
20:37:00 <Kynetic> Maurice they should have fed the kids ground up vegans
20:37:00 <Kynetic> theyll be like superman
20:37:00 <Skirmish> Well, if you don't like meerkats you don't have a soul so that is a bit of a loaded question.
20:37:00 <faux> lol
20:37:00 <faux> parenting 101
20:37:00 <Maurice> With tofu as their kryptonite
20:37:00 <Kynetic> Skirmish are you answering your own questions?
20:37:00 <Skirmish> In this instance, yes.
20:37:00 <g0odz> Best to feed kids coca cola and pizza shapes
20:37:00 <TheRiddler> I don't have a soul
20:38:00 <Kynetic> you do realise thats one of the first signs of insanity right?
20:38:00 <g0odz> perfect recipe for bogan later on in life
20:38:00 <Kynetic> talking to yourself?
20:38:00 <Kynetic> i have a soul
20:38:00 <Kynetic> i keep it in a jar
20:38:00 <Kynetic> and torment it from time to time
20:38:00 <faux> do meerkats do anything special
20:38:00 <faux> other than stand on their hind legs
20:38:00 <faux> and make tv shows
20:38:00 <g0odz> jam jar?
20:38:00 <Skirmish> http://i.imgur.com/LNL9GAC.jpg
20:38:00 <Kynetic> nah its a massive pickle jar
20:38:00 <Kynetic> like the ones they keep pickled eggs in at the pub
20:38:00 <g0odz> ahh yes
20:39:00 <g0odz> delicious
20:39:00 <Kynetic> yes, souls are delicious
20:39:00 <faux> that doesnt answer my q Skirmish
20:39:00 <Kynetic> especially when they scream.
20:39:00 <faux> also is that your mrs
20:39:00 <g0odz> are souls from a realm where sound exists?
20:40:00 <Skirmish> Like most animals faux meerkats just look cute.
20:40:00 <Kynetic> g0odz i dont actually know if they scream i just like to think they do
20:40:00 <TheRiddler> No it's where trees don't make sound
20:40:00 <TheRiddler> When they fall
20:40:00 <faux> lmao
20:40:00 <faux> k i downloaded chicken wings
20:40:00 <faux> uh
20:40:00 <faux> m
20:40:00 <faux> i mean ordered
20:40:00 <faux> shoosh dont judgd me
20:40:00 <dematerialised> i would never
20:40:00 <couleurs> YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR
20:40:00 <faux> chacken wangs
20:41:00 <g0odz> if only docker could be nice for one day I'd be happy
20:41:00 <faux> oh i forgot i have wine
20:41:00 <faux> lucky me
20:41:00 <Floss> we should be working on downloadable chicken wings
20:41:00 <faux> agreed
20:41:00 <Floss> thats where our tax dollars should be going
20:41:00 <couleurs> Rad Hat Chilli Poppers
20:41:00 <Floss> no this health shit
20:42:00 <TheRiddler> Eagles fans are going feral
20:42:00 <TheRiddler> Watch out
20:42:00 <g0odz> lol
20:43:00 <g0odz> wasn't anything to do with the freo dockers
20:43:00 <faux> chinny poppers
20:43:00 <dematerialised> my penis is the pony
20:43:00 <couleurs> oh yea
20:43:00 <faux> ponis
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> They just don't know the rules of the game
20:45:00 <Maurice> The commentating on the diving is amusing 'she has a nice tight entry'
20:45:00 <breaker> lol
20:45:00 <g0odz> hmm
20:46:00 <TheRiddler> Doubt it when they have sex marathons
20:47:00 <Skirmish> You like diving Maurice? You will LOVE these guys. http://imgur.com/gallery/y5lw0
20:48:00 <Maurice> Do you actually know anything about the vagina, TheRiddler?
20:48:00 <breaker> looolllllllllllllllll
20:49:00 <TheRiddler> I was sarcastic
20:49:00 <Maurice> So thats a no
20:50:00 <Loof> i'm out
20:50:00 <Skirmish> LOL
20:50:00 <dematerialised> HAHAHAAHAHAH
20:51:00 <Maurice> Someone should have paged me, I would have joined earlier
20:51:00 <dematerialised> [18:49:43] * Loof ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
20:51:00 <dematerialised> [18:50:44] * Maurice ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
20:51:00 <dematerialised> [18:50:45] * ChanOP sets mode: +o Maurice
20:51:00 <dematerialised> [18:50:51] <Loof> i'm out
20:51:00 <dematerialised> literally
20:51:00 <Maurice> Thats even better
20:51:00 <Maurice> I hope his entire night is ruined by my joining
20:51:00 <dematerialised> same
20:51:00 <dematerialised> dematerialised and Maurice the irc powercouple
20:52:00 <breaker> just lick it and it goes off like a rocket.
20:52:00 <faux> .
20:52:00 <Skirmish> I would normally suggest that the person is so angry they may go beat their wife ... but we know that's not going to happen in the Loof house.
20:52:00 <Maurice> She might beat him when she's had enough of his sulking around the house
20:52:00 <Maurice> *mutternoircstupidmauricemutter*
20:53:00 <faux> lmao
20:53:00 <breaker> Hi faux :)
20:53:00 <faux> lmaooo
20:53:00 <breaker> loooooollllllllllllllllllllllll
20:53:00 <thestig> loll rkoooo
20:53:00 <Skirmish> lol what did you do to him?
20:53:00 <Maurice> Nothing
20:53:00 <Skirmish> demat. Best place to get a cheap laptop that's only going to be used for internet browsing/internet banking and office programs.
20:53:00 <Skirmish> GO
20:53:00 <dematerialised> do you need a laptop?
20:54:00 <Maurice> I did ban him the other night but thats because I got sick of him mentioning me banning him when I wasn't even typing
20:54:00 <dematerialised> get a cheap android tablet
20:54:00 <dematerialised> Maurice: his delusion is that somehow we are bumbuddies
20:54:00 <Skirmish> I dislike android.
20:54:00 <dematerialised> your loss then
20:54:00 <Doodle> lol
20:54:00 <dematerialised> you dont need a laptop for what you listed
20:54:00 <Maurice> Yeah and that I ban him because you want me to
20:54:00 <Maurice> Sif I'd do it coz you asked
20:55:00 <TheRiddler> Hai faux
20:55:00 <Maurice> I'd purposely not do it
20:55:00 <dematerialised> haha
20:55:00 <Doodle> i dislike that thing that powers 99.9% of everything
20:56:00 <amelia> how do you use the grill part inside the oven
20:56:00 <Maurice> You turn it on
20:56:00 <amelia> do you still shut the oven door
20:56:00 <dematerialised> you turn it on?
20:56:00 <Maurice> Leave it open a bit
20:56:00 <Doodle> is it gas?
20:56:00 <amelia> jus a tiny bit?
20:56:00 <amelia> electric
20:56:00 <Doodle> oh
20:56:00 <Maurice> Like a couple of inches
20:56:00 <British^Meat> oven? R U cooking hotdogs?
20:57:00 <faux> hey
20:57:00 <amelia> LAMB KOFTAS
20:57:00 <Doodle> i was gonna suggest checking right up the back of it to see if the gas was coming out
20:57:00 <amelia> and the rack has to be the very top one?
20:57:00 <dematerialised> if you want all the heat
20:58:00 <amelia> do i want all the heat or is that too much
20:58:00 <Doodle> u need a top rack if u want all the heat
20:58:00 <dematerialised> ;)
20:58:00 <amelia> godamn grills are weird
20:58:00 <Doodle> just have the chef cook it
20:59:00 <Doodle> what is this ethiopia
20:59:00 <amelia> fanks fwends
21:00:00 <Maurice> Look at us adulting with talk of grills and shit
21:00:00 <Doodle> not all of us were adulting
21:00:00 <Maurice> Well, amelia wasn't
21:00:00 <dematerialised> show us dem tittays grill
21:00:00 <Maurice> Yay Serenity!
21:00:00 <Doodle> speaking of titties
21:00:00 <dematerialised> speaking of grilled titties
21:00:00 <Doodle> lol
21:01:00 <Serenity> o/
21:01:00 <Maurice> Are you homo?
21:01:00 <Maurice> And by that I mean gay and home
21:01:00 <President_Trump> https://i.sli.mg/v3t63K.jpg
21:02:00 <Serenity> haha nah home tomorrow
21:02:00 <Doodle> can someone make my bed or hold my cat while i make it pls
21:02:00 <Serenity> gotta change the tyres on ruby before we leave got here and one of my front tyres was fucked
21:02:00 <Maurice> I think I'd take making the bed over holding that devil cat
21:03:00 <Doodle> lol
21:03:00 <Doodle> bugger sezz
21:03:00 <Doodle> i got 2 in me spare room
21:03:00 <Maurice> What about tyres
21:03:00 <Serenity> almost wires showing. was a little worn but fine when we left -_-
21:03:00 <Doodle> ihihihihihi
21:03:00 <Doodle> olawd
21:03:00 <Maurice> I think it's quite obvious Serenity is a bit of a hoon
21:04:00 <dematerialised> yeah stop doing wheelies
21:04:00 <Serenity> I'm sure that going at 110km would have been fun
21:04:00 <Serenity> nah front tyre. it needs an alignment the inside of the other front one is fucked too
21:04:00 <Doodle> its a falcon, they steer like both front tyres are popped normally
21:04:00 <Doodle> you would have been fine
21:05:00 <Serenity> lucky thr brother in law has a set we can use
21:05:00 <Doodle> i have no control arm bushes in the front atm, theyre all chewed out
21:05:00 <Doodle> new ones are sitting on me kitchen bench
21:05:00 <Serenity> sounds like effort
21:05:00 <Doodle> its booked in on friday
21:05:00 <Doodle> i'm not doing it i dont have a press
21:06:00 <TheRiddler> Brb
21:06:00 <Doodle> also need to book in for a new windscreen
21:07:00 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/det0cNT I wish I had of taken a tripod with me
21:07:00 <Doodle> maybe after school finishes
21:07:00 <Serenity> theres always fucking something to do
21:07:00 <Serenity> im sick of cars
21:07:00 <Doodle> lol ye well its an old car
21:07:00 <Serenity> lucky so far its just been minor shit
21:08:00 <Doodle> only rich people like Maurice get to buy new cars every 5 mins
21:08:00 <Doodle> pity she always goes to the wrong dealership
21:08:00 <Serenity> lol
21:09:00 <Maurice> Excuse you, my previous car I had for 8 yrs
21:09:00 <Doodle> i have to dismantle my dashboard to get the head unit out sometime soon too
21:09:00 <Maurice> SO EAT ME
21:09:00 <Doodle> theres a loose plug in it
21:09:00 <Doodle> like Maurice
21:09:00 <Maurice> :o
21:09:00 <Maurice> Hot
21:09:00 <Doodle> :P~
21:09:00 <amelia> ok someone def should haf advised me that its not a good idea to put baking paper under de grull
21:09:00 <Doodle> i think my current car is the longest i've owned a car
21:10:00 <Doodle> um
21:10:00 <Doodle> foil
21:10:00 <dematerialised> lol why did you put paper so close to fire
21:10:00 <Doodle> remind me never to go to amelia's for dinner
21:10:00 <amelia> well wnhej you put it like that demat
21:10:00 <dematerialised> i think meels should have just got red rooster tbh
21:10:00 <Serenity> yeah i need to take the dash off theres something fucked with thr display
21:10:00 <amelia> hahahahahahaha
21:10:00 <Doodle> i hate it sezz
21:10:00 <Serenity> think its something loose cause if i hit it it fixes it
21:11:00 <Doodle> its like horribly confusing lego
21:11:00 <dematerialised> icc should be a peice of piss sezz
21:11:00 <dematerialised> its literally 2 plugs
21:11:00 <Doodle> i have to take half the dash and transmission panels off just to get to the stereo
21:11:00 <Serenity> and im fairly sure its why my heating doesnt work properly anymore
21:11:00 <Maurice> It never occured to me that I'd have to tell you not to put baking paper near the grill
21:11:00 <dematerialised> pop off the top cover bit with a flathead screwdriver and they are both there
21:11:00 <Doodle> amelia: dont put your fingers near the grill
21:11:00 <Doodle> amelia: dont put your handss near the grill
21:11:00 <Doodle> amelia: dont put your eyes near the grill
21:12:00 <Doodle> amelia: dont put your legs near the grill
21:12:00 <Doodle> amelia: dont put your ears near the grill
21:12:00 <Serenity> its just one of those things i keep putting off
21:12:00 <Doodle> amelia: dont put your hair near the grill
21:12:00 <Doodle> amelia: dont put your penis near the grill
21:12:00 <Serenity> and then I forget until the next time i get in thr car and the display is fucked
21:12:00 <amelia> omgosh thank heavens for Doodle i almost burnt a hairs off
21:12:00 <amelia> ma chinny chin chin
21:12:00 <Doodle> lol
21:12:00 <Doodle> dont put your food near the grill
21:13:00 <GoldSpade> aww
21:13:00 <Doodle> just in case
21:13:00 <President_Trump> LATINA 4FRESH
21:13:00 <amelia> dw i will not be doin dis again
21:13:00 <Serenity> i just ate the biggest roast dinner im so fucking full hnnngg
21:13:00 <Doodle> nom
21:13:00 <Doodle> i'm full from dinner but i have brie and i want to eat it
21:14:00 <dematerialised> om
21:14:00 <dematerialised> g
21:14:00 <Maurice> I have a hjs cheeseburger in the fridge waiting for me
21:14:00 <dematerialised> brie on toast
21:14:00 <dematerialised> do it
21:14:00 <dematerialised> do eeeeeeeet
21:14:00 <President_Trump> what sort of roast?
21:14:00 <Doodle> brie, quince paste and crackers
21:14:00 <Doodle> best
21:14:00 <President_Trump> Maurice and i are cooking a lamb roast soon
21:14:00 <dematerialised> approved
21:14:00 <Maurice> No, we're not
21:14:00 <Maurice> For the last time I said my mum was cooking it, not me
21:14:00 <Maurice> I don't eat lamb
21:14:00 <Doodle> i'll have to wait for me guts to go down
21:14:00 <President_Trump> yes we are, and then i am going to wash your hair for you
21:14:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
21:15:00 <Skirmish> If I buy an android tablet and not like it, I am going to blame you Doodle for your mocking tone.
21:15:00 <Doodle> mock
21:15:00 <Maurice> I suppose after that we're going to braid each others hair and have a pillow fight
21:15:00 <Doodle> YEAH
21:15:00 <Doodle> ing
21:15:00 <Doodle> bird
21:15:00 <Doodle> etc
21:15:00 <Serenity> Im nursing a hangover thr roast helped
21:15:00 <Doodle> i'm nursing a semi
21:15:00 <Serenity> hellooo
21:15:00 <Doodle> hiiiii
21:15:00 <Serenity> loll
21:16:00 <Doodle> ehehee
21:16:00 <Doodle> omg dematerialised did u see me latest vids on yt
21:16:00 <dematerialised> i did but i ahve not watched yet
21:16:00 <Doodle> entered the gymnastics, won gold
21:16:00 <dematerialised> haha
21:16:00 <Doodle> i only upload the ridic ones so u should like em
21:17:00 <psidawg> any bitch wanna cam sex?
21:18:00 <GoldSpade> nah im good
21:18:00 <Serenity> lol
21:19:00 <Doodle> https://youtu.be/ZCJ--cvAaZI?t=35s
21:19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Trevor Doing Gymnastics Views: 4 Uploader: ZenkiFc01 Uploaded: Aug 19, 2016 Duration: 1m0s Rating: N/A
21:20:00 <psidawg> with my male dog
21:20:00 <GoldSpade> idiot
21:20:00 <psidawg> craacking a stiffy grinding my leg
21:20:00 <psidawg> hahahha
21:20:00 <psidawg> ;P
21:20:00 <Serenity> show me tomorrow when we get home i dont wanna use up me data
21:20:00 <Maurice> He really did stick that landing, Doodle
21:20:00 <Doodle> ye
21:20:00 <Doodle> lol
21:21:00 <Doodle> his penis hit the bar like that japanese pole vaulter tho
21:21:00 <President_Trump> Maurice no we will have a camp fire after that
21:21:00 <President_Trump> in the backyard
21:21:00 <President_Trump> and toast marshmallows
21:21:00 <Doodle> is her husband coming too
21:22:00 <Doodle> and the kids
21:22:00 <Maurice> Or can I send them in my place
21:22:00 <President_Trump> just lori and her husband
21:22:00 <Skirmish> http://i.imgur.com/qzJ4maP.jpg Just going to leave this here .... and get my penis out.
21:22:00 <Maurice> Eww why are you using my name
21:22:00 <Maurice> Don't do that
21:22:00 <Serenity> uses her name like theyre bffs
21:23:00 <couleurs> u guys r da worst
21:23:00 <Doodle> lol
21:23:00 <President_Trump> yes why wouldnt i sez?
21:23:00 <Maurice> Nobody uses my name, not even my family lol
21:23:00 <Doodle> she prefers to be called lorry
21:23:00 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/gallery/oV89F
21:23:00 <Serenity> because youre not her friend dont use her name
21:23:00 <President_Trump> dont get jealous please, i can have more than one friend
21:24:00 <Doodle> lorry cheesecloth
21:24:00 <President_Trump> we are still tight
21:24:00 <Serenity> we arent friends either
21:24:00 <Doodle> she's so far in the closet she's in narnia
21:24:00 <Maurice> Lolllll
21:24:00 <President_Trump> why arent we friends?
21:24:00 <President_Trump> we are becoming good friends
21:25:00 <Serenity> because we arent
21:25:00 <faux> lmao
21:26:00 <President_Trump> we are going to hillarys tho for drinks with demut
21:26:00 <President_Trump> or was it loof
21:26:00 <President_Trump> u were gunna jam a pool noodle up his arse
21:26:00 <President_Trump> and i was gunna help
21:26:00 <President_Trump> thats the sorta stuff friends do
21:26:00 <President_Trump> so we are friends, the end
21:27:00 <robot> excuse me thats rude
21:27:00 <robot> Kynetic is the worst
21:27:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/u6Uk1
21:27:00 <Serenity> no.
21:27:00 <Maurice> I dunno, I've never showed a pool noodle up someones arse with my friends
21:27:00 <Maurice> That seems a bit odd
21:27:00 <Doodle> oh
21:27:00 <Maurice> Shoved*
21:27:00 <President_Trump> u gotta find some new friends then Maurice
21:28:00 <GoldSpade> wtf man
21:28:00 <Lumeah> psidawg: u just can't ask. Lol
21:28:00 <President_Trump> we can shove some pool noodles up your husbands arse after we toast marshmallows
21:28:00 <Doodle> finally trump shows his true colours now that he's all but failed at becoming president
21:29:00 <robot> one time Kynetic invited me over to his house n i went over only to find a note at the door 'dear robot, i went out' so i went home and he calls me up n hes like ayyyyy im home come over n im like ok so i go over n hes like i forgot milk im goin back out bye
21:29:00 <GoldSpade> hehhe
21:29:00 <President_Trump> ??
21:30:00 <seaner> where is everyone!
21:30:00 <GoldSpade> is that true Kynetic
21:30:00 <Skirmish> don't write off trump yet.
21:30:00 <Doodle> oh pls
21:31:00 <GoldSpade> didnt he write your real name robot
21:31:00 <robot> robot is my real name
21:31:00 <dematerialised> i wrote him off the minute he said he would be president
21:31:00 <Doodle> he reminds me of the annoying orange
21:31:00 <Doodle> hey america
21:31:00 <Doodle> america
21:31:00 <President_Trump> he lost demut when he didnt get down on his knees and grovel to minorities
21:31:00 <Serenity> his mouth gives me nightmares
21:32:00 <GoldSpade> no its not...dont be silly
21:32:00 <dematerialised> grovelling to minorities doesnt win you a majority vote in a democracy
21:32:00 <Doodle> sezz: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CL7ORpTXAAAXfTQ.jpg
21:32:00 <dematerialised> he wont be president simply becuase he's a shit human being
21:32:00 <President_Trump> it worked for obama
21:33:00 <Doodle> https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/xFiNifi0jhagJw8XWvzTKPHl9eQ=/56x0:966x512/1600x900/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/48927001/donald-trump-mouth-no-eyes-2016.0.0.jpg
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> I'm home
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> time to finish this anime off
21:34:00 <Skirmish> [21:36] <TheRiddler> time to finish myself off whilst watching this anime <--- fixed it for you
21:34:00 <robot> hi its me, robert
21:34:00 <dematerialised> where's your id?
21:34:00 <President_Trump> http://media.breitbart.com/media/2016/08/LA-Times-Poll.jpg
21:34:00 <Doodle> http://media2.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/etuexcstX02FPWwuR5hkNhJ4XAE/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2016/02/26/927/n/38761221/d8a254aa_edit_img_image_40319708_1456365180/i/Donald-Trump-Quotes.png
21:34:00 <Serenity> lollllllll
21:35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:35:00 <robot> my id? it's in my other pants
21:36:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/QTIq3J4.gif?noredirect
21:36:00 <Serenity> stahhhhppp
21:36:00 <Serenity> lollll
21:36:00 <Doodle> http://i1.wp.com/www.chichinwaafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/giphy.gif?resize=499%2C499
21:36:00 <dematerialised> k im going to play some computer games
21:36:00 <Doodle> ok i'm done
21:37:00 <President_Trump> http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/1hillary-4.jpg
21:37:00 <Doodle> well she is 89
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avn10Vq_700b.jpg
21:39:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wymveabcPj4
21:39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: vap0r - you can take a piss or you can take a crap (poccri quote) Views: 95 Uploader: vap0r pp4l Uploaded: Aug 9, 2016 Duration: 3m11s Rating: 5.00
21:40:00 <Skirmish> LOL
21:40:00 <Serenity> kay
21:59:00 <Klutch> YEAWOTM8
22:00:00 <Klutch> fuck this place is poppin off tonight
22:00:00 <Klutch> baicuntz
22:06:00 <robot> whos in 2nite
22:06:00 <robot> Doodle dematerialised
22:06:00 <robot> what mischief u guise getin up 2
22:06:00 <GoldSpade> are you jealous robot
22:07:00 <robot> yes
22:07:00 <robot> i don't know what of, but i so am
22:07:00 <GoldSpade> heh
22:07:00 <GoldSpade> could always join them
22:07:00 <GoldSpade> robot
22:08:00 <robot> what are you doing tonight GoldSpade
22:08:00 <GoldSpade> pussay!
22:08:00 <GoldSpade> nah just watching afl
22:09:00 <robot> r u feedin ur cat
22:09:00 <GoldSpade> nah I did that earlier
22:09:00 <GoldSpade> i need a new tv this secks
22:10:00 <robot> stuff netflix n chill, GoldSpade is like 'hey wanna come over 4 some tv n secks'
22:10:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
22:10:00 <GoldSpade> thats funny robot
22:13:00 <GoldSpade> there was a good porno doco on sbs once. A gay guy had to fuck this woman..and he was scared shitless
22:13:00 <GoldSpade> but he got though it
22:14:00 <GoldSpade> and said it wasnt that bad
22:14:00 <GoldSpade> it was this expeirment they were doing
22:16:00 <GoldSpade> it was interesting robot
22:16:00 <robot> i'll be sure to write that down
22:16:00 <GoldSpade> heheh
22:17:00 <GoldSpade> why dont you just look on the interet on sbs;s website
22:17:00 <GoldSpade> for the episode robot
22:18:00 <robot> it doesn't interest me that much, thankyou though GoldSpade
22:18:00 <GoldSpade> ok then...only trying to help
22:19:00 <robot> with?
22:20:00 <GoldSpade> well...something to take your mind of Doodle and co
22:20:00 <robot> thanks.
22:20:00 <couleurs> hi rob it's me cou
22:20:00 <GoldSpade> my pleasure robot
22:20:00 <robot> hey cou
22:20:00 <couleurs> is their an owl in hear
22:20:00 <couleurs> cou cou
22:20:00 <robot> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
22:21:00 <couleurs> Walked Rite In 2 Me Joke
22:21:00 <couleurs> sgarn
22:21:00 <GoldSpade> whats that about
22:21:00 <couleurs> just waiting for liverpool match n u?
22:22:00 <robot> it was hot so i opened another window and put the fan now
22:22:00 <robot> on*
22:22:00 <robot> now it's cold
22:23:00 <couleurs> Interesting............
22:23:00 <robot> ye
22:24:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/PfceGkSZFP8
22:24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Daft Punk - Derezzed Guitar Cover (Tron) Views: 1,574,471 Uploader: swanthewhitepig Uploaded: Apr 18, 2011 Duration: 1m44s Rating: 4.96
22:24:00 <couleurs> Gawd Daem
22:40:00 <faux> sippin earl grey
22:44:00 <psidawg> SAME
22:44:00 <psidawg> gimme my room back sean
22:45:00 <robot> yea sean
22:46:00 <robot> mm, earl grey
22:46:00 <President_Trump> dinner time
22:46:00 <President_Trump> http://i.imgur.com/7KfMDMC.jpg
22:46:00 <robot> who says grey n who says gray
22:47:00 <psidawg> he'e been ideled for 10days
22:50:00 <Maurice> Motherfucker, I wore my glasses in the shower again
22:51:00 <President_Trump> so you could read the directions on the shampoo bottle
22:53:00 <Maurice> I've been washing my hair for a lot of years, I don't really need the instructions
22:54:00 <faux> ehe toupee of fries
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> hai Floss
22:57:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/sj5bVc2kyVs
22:57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ill try anything once Views: 152,128 Uploader: PabloMAlbilal Uploaded: Oct 7, 2013 Duration: 1m8s Rating: 4.88
22:57:00 <couleurs> Bring Back The Jerry Show!!!!!!!
22:58:00 <robot> LOL
22:58:00 <robot> Maurice
22:58:00 <robot> you dense motherfucker.
22:58:00 <GoldSpade> what an idiot
23:00:00 <robot> it's pronounced idiet ok
23:00:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/rV-ijcP6vDM
23:00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: CYBERBULLY CHANNELS ARE CANCER!!! (Leafy, Pyrocynical, RiceGum, KeemStar, etc...) Views: 58,516 Uploader: Mishovy šílenosti Uploaded: Aug 20, 2016 Duration: 1m37s Rating: .0
23:00:00 <couleurs> this my new jam
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks!
23:02:00 <couleurs> cancer cancer cancer
23:03:00 <robot> AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA disc flopper
23:03:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/the-worst-frisbee-players-of-all-time-3042687
23:03:00 <robot> idiets.
23:04:00 <GoldSpade> lot of cyberbullys on here. Thats for sure
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7eAdBg6Z38
23:06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nine Inch Nails, Where Is Everybody Views: 245,118 Uploader: MusicMagic28 Uploaded: Aug 23, 2008 Duration: 5m41s Rating: 4.94
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHERE IS EVERYBODY!
23:11:00 <GoldSpade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jAmxxddVEU
23:11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Katy Perry is a C*cktease - ( Teenage Dream Parody ) Views: 388,471 Uploader: Break Uploaded: Sep 10, 2010 Duration: 2m39s Rating: 4.56
23:11:00 <Maurice> https://www.facebook.com/AnimalsandNature9/videos/1095208573897762/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
23:21:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
23:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> HEY RIDDLER
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops caps
23:22:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching anime and cateroigising images
23:22:00 <TheRiddler> you?
23:22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv0ZyyJWHgY
23:22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Things never said by couples assembling ikea items Views: 15,413 Uploader: Troy Kinne Uploaded: Jan 12, 2016 Duration: 1m11s Rating: 4.86
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah good
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ps don’t FUCKING bother going to IKEA
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> like ever…
23:22:00 <breaker> ok
23:24:00 <Maurice> I think I'm dying and nobody told me
23:24:00 <Maurice> My kid wrote me a letter and it says 'dear mum, you're the best mum in the world, we love you and will never forget you'
23:24:00 <Maurice> Wtf is that
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> I love your kids lol
23:25:00 <breaker> and will never forget you
23:25:00 <Maurice> Maybe he's gonna kill me in my sleep
23:25:00 <psidawg> she's jamaican me hornay
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine wanted to make a fucking origami flower out of a brown paper bag tonight at 9.30…. :|
23:25:00 <Clarkson> Or on your knees bitch
23:26:00 <Maurice> Fuck origami
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> everyone in my house needs to fuck off
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEAH that’s what i said
23:26:00 <psidawg> yeah, fuck em all off and let us come over
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was like WHAT the fuck! Why does it need to be made from a brown paper bag….
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my teacher said we need to make something with a brown paper bag
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’m punching the teacher in the face on monday
23:27:00 <breaker> Put it on your head.
23:27:00 <psidawg> yeh put it on her head n raper her
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE fuck you creep dog
23:27:00 <Clarkson> Nah ur just queer
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off
23:27:00 <psidawg> thats wat paper bags are for lol
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’d be used to that
23:28:00 <breaker> lol
23:28:00 <psidawg> larkson, ur mumma is queer u faggot cunt
23:29:00 <psidawg> bored, i need to abuse sum1
23:30:00 <psidawg> reply clarkson ya fag
23:30:00 <Clarkson> sometimes they punch stuff, once they workout having to plaster and paint is a mofo they usually stop u kno
23:33:00 <dematerialised> This is an anti-Loof line of text. Next line in: 1h59m.
23:33:00 <couleurs> :)
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes!
23:39:00 <suck_me_kate> kate is sudanese
23:39:00 <suck_me_kate> [23:37] <suck_me_kate> are u sudanese?
23:39:00 <suck_me_kate> [23:37] <katatonic_kate01> yes
23:39:00 <suck_me_kate> [23:37] <suck_me_kate> oh well i love black girl too
23:40:00 <suck_me_kate> [23:38] <katatonic_kate01> well i wanna suck u off so hard, and any other people that wants some head
23:40:00 <suck_me_kate> free heads all around
23:40:00 <suck_me_kate> lol
23:43:00 <President_Trump> POGBA
23:43:00 <IvanSiber> what?
23:44:00 <IvanSiber> Trump its you?! how are you men?
23:45:00 <President_Trump> hello vlad
23:45:00 <President_Trump> how are we going to divide up th e world?
23:49:00 <couleurs> LIVERSPOUL go da dees
23:53:00 <fuck_white_people> hahahaa
23:53:00 <fuck_white_people> fucking crackers
23:53:00 <fuck_white_people> go back to england
23:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle… please save me
23:53:00 <Doodle> whats wrong with white people
23:54:00 <fuck_white_people> the white men are taking all my azn women
23:54:00 <fuck_white_people> and i'm pissed off lol
23:54:00 <Doodle> have u thought that maybe its cos of your shit personality?
23:54:00 <fuck_white_people> like how the black females are pissed off at the white chicks for stealing all of the fine black men with them big black cocks
23:54:00 <Clarkson> maybe then i wont be ruining shit
23:54:00 <fuck_white_people> hahahhaha
23:55:00 <Doodle> i'm confused
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> seriously…. shit cunt
23:55:00 <Clarkson> I did a poop without an enema
23:55:00 <Doodle> lolol
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> DA FUCK
23:56:00 <i_love_u_kate> u know u want the attention
23:56:00 <i_love_u_kate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc8CIHgvKlA
23:56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: P.Diddy ft. Ginuwine, Loon & Mario Winans - I Need A Girl (Part 2) (Official Music Video) Views: 19,170,629 Uploader: Mattiizzz Uploaded: Nov 7, 2009 Duration: 5m12s Rating: 4.85
23:56:00 <i_love_u_kate> this song is for kate
23:57:00 <Doodle> lol
23:57:00 <amelia> dats pretty romantic
23:57:00 <Doodle> ur on
23:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> amelia :P
23:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> dont encourage that fuck
23:57:00 <i_love_u_kate> it is
23:57:00 <i_love_u_kate> how about this
23:57:00 <amelia> hes being romantic
23:58:00 <amelia> wot more could you want
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick pics
23:58:00 <i_love_u_kate> exatly
23:58:00 <i_love_u_kate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H64QG4UsrGI
23:58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mario - Let Me Love You Views: 38,247,463 Uploader: MarioVEVO Uploaded: Feb 26, 2014 Duration: 4m27s Rating: 4.88
23:58:00 <i_love_u_kate> let me love u kate
23:58:00 <amelia> i_love_u_kate i give you a tip
23:58:00 <amelia> the way to kates heart
23:58:00 <i_love_u_kate> u are princess kate... and i'm prince williams
23:58:00 <amelia> cake
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol exactly amelia!
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake, cock and wine
23:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> none of this love song dedication bullshit
23:59:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
23:59:00 <Doodle> jesus
23:59:00 <i_love_u_kate> i know u'll love all 3, tripple whamy shit
23:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> well … do it then
23:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> actions speak louder than words cunt
23:59:00 <i_love_u_kate> wow
23:59:00 <i_love_u_kate> errrbody sees this