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00:00:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzUQv2MZ56Y
00:00:00 <dematerialised> best
00:00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Getaway In Stockholm 10 - Lamborghini Gallardo and Porsche GT3 Illegal Street Race Views: 45,656 Uploader: Getaway Stockholm Uploaded: May 6, 2014 Duration: 18m56s Rating: 4.69
00:07:00 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqbDBRWb63s
00:07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Truth About Hillary's Bizarre Behavior Views: 956,249 Uploader: Paul Joseph Watson Uploaded: Aug 4, 2016 Duration: 5m54s Rating: 4.84
00:34:00 <President_Trump> MAGA Tim-Sim
00:53:00 <TheRiddler> back from the cinemas
01:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot did u c?
01:14:00 <Maurice> Shit, a baby just cried on tv and I paused thinking it was in my house
01:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:09:00 <possesd> Listening to the fox is seriously making me want to spew
09:12:00 <possesd> The effort these listners go to for a holiday
09:13:00 <possesd> 2 bieber songs in a row...oh god
09:14:00 <aliasd> haha
09:15:00 <aliasd> you can check out the media sensing site i made
09:15:00 <possesd> :-)
09:15:00 <aliasd> http://groov.us
09:15:00 <aliasd> can usually find something to listen to which is current there
09:15:00 <possesd> Im on my phone man
09:16:00 <possesd> Didn't even make it to preston
09:16:00 <aliasd> it works on phones
09:16:00 <possesd> I'll check it out soon
09:16:00 <aliasd> :)
09:17:00 <possesd> Do you stream from youtube on that site?
09:18:00 <aliasd> the site senses content in new web pages from blogs or such
09:18:00 <possesd> Oh nice
09:18:00 <aliasd> if it finds an mp3 file, it gives you that, otherwise looks for embedded media
09:18:00 <possesd> Crawler
09:18:00 <aliasd> yes
09:18:00 <aliasd> it operates crawlers
09:18:00 <possesd> Smart cookie
09:18:00 <aliasd> it's part of indywatch.org which i made for print media
09:18:00 <possesd> Cool man
09:19:00 <aliasd> i am also building a webgraph
09:19:00 <aliasd> because i hate google
09:19:00 <aliasd> for being evil
09:19:00 <possesd> Html and javascript does my head in
09:19:00 <aliasd> there is very little js
09:19:00 <aliasd> the whole thing is built from bash scripts
09:19:00 <possesd> Duckduckgo
09:19:00 <aliasd> the scripts themselves install themselves
09:19:00 <aliasd> it's like a worm
09:20:00 <aliasd> then the html is generated automatically
09:20:00 <aliasd> it links with other servers into a community
09:20:00 <possesd> Yep
09:20:00 <possesd> Sounds like a headache lol
09:20:00 <aliasd> it's fun for me
09:20:00 <possesd> Linux guru?
09:20:00 <aliasd> also, allows information to be more free
09:21:00 <aliasd> but i cop a lot of criticism
09:21:00 <aliasd> not so much think of myself as a linux guru, although i used to maintain a distribution
09:21:00 <possesd> Ye nice one. Which one
09:22:00 <aliasd> it was called beatbox
09:22:00 <aliasd> back 10-15 years ago
09:22:00 <aliasd> used it then for low end hardware
09:22:00 <possesd> cool man
09:22:00 <aliasd> so we could get a linux desktop running on a p1 or p2
09:22:00 <aliasd> or a server running on a 486
09:22:00 <aliasd> puppy larely replaces it nowadays
09:22:00 <possesd> Ye I see
09:23:00 <aliasd> largely*
09:23:00 <possesd> I don't even use linux anymore
09:23:00 <aliasd> i would like there to be a better option than linux
09:23:00 <possesd> I want to see Microsoft do better lol
09:23:00 <aliasd> but i know of no better option currently
09:24:00 <possesd> Ye
09:24:00 <aliasd> apple/google/ms are not producing good, secure, clean desktops
09:24:00 <aliasd> which is their one job
09:24:00 <possesd> What distro you running
09:25:00 <aliasd> in some ways
09:25:00 <aliasd> i am currently on deb
09:25:00 <aliasd> but that's because i am at work
09:26:00 <possesd> Yep I even bought the debian disks
09:26:00 <TheDarkTruth> while I haven't used a Windows desktop personally for some years now, for what it is Windows X is pretty reasonable.. it's functional, secure, and for the most part, just works... got a new device? just plug the fucker in, and let Windows sort that shit out.. it panders to the common user. and does it well...
09:26:00 <Clarkson> are u a faggot
09:27:00 <TheDarkTruth> but if you can find a linux distro that suits your needs, then you are either not looking (at all) or you are too god damn hard to please...
09:28:00 <possesd> Thedarktruth...either way life is one big shit lol
09:28:00 <Clarkson> Attila you are a bitch
09:29:00 <TheDarkTruth> possesd: sure, but that is in no way the result of, or related to an O/S...
09:29:00 <possesd> Lol
09:30:00 <possesd> When you give up on linux and go back to windows?
09:31:00 <possesd> You know its bad at that point
09:33:00 <TheDarkTruth> I can think of no feasible reason that a person with any level of ability would need, nor want to do that...
09:33:00 <possesd> Clarkson why do you want to know faggot?
09:33:00 <Clarkson> what was i jelly of exactly? that you were fucking a and whale?
09:33:00 <aliasd> certainly there is way better out there than most people settle on. things like ubuntu/fedora are windows substitutes, and why you would prefer a clone of a bad idea is beyond me
09:34:00 <aliasd> but other distros can do wonders
09:34:00 <aliasd> i am amazed that shuttleworth though everyone wanted his monetisation in their start menu
09:34:00 <aliasd> thought*
09:35:00 <aliasd> unity is a big reason why people think linux is horrible
09:35:00 <possesd> Do kids even pirate these days?
09:35:00 <aliasd> why would you?
09:36:00 <aliasd> i mean, is it pirating to stream a mp4 off vodlocker?
09:36:00 <aliasd> i guess people do that
09:36:00 <aliasd> but most things are available
09:36:00 <possesd> Mm
09:37:00 <possesd> And just admit visual studio is good lol
09:37:00 <aliasd> it wouldn't help me at all
09:39:00 <possesd> No?
09:39:00 <aliasd> well, i don't know how advanced mono is nowadays i guess
09:39:00 <aliasd> maybe, but i doubt it
09:40:00 <possesd> Mm
09:40:00 <possesd> Not sure about it
09:41:00 <possesd> I'm only intermediate at programming
09:48:00 <possesd> Clarkson what?
09:48:00 <Clarkson> getting bitten on the dick
09:48:00 <possesd> Haha
09:48:00 <possesd> That's cause I fucked up
09:49:00 <possesd> I nearly spat my coffee
09:53:00 <possesd> Did you want to trade dicks or something?
09:55:00 <zaim> just did my census
09:55:00 <possesd> Clarkson?
09:55:00 <Clarkson> what the fuck ou want deadpandadolls
09:55:00 <possesd> Lol
09:56:00 <possesd> I'm being sociable
09:56:00 <possesd> Let's just pretend that didn't happen
09:58:00 <possesd> That grey matter I tell you
10:00:00 <possesd> Grats on your census zaim
10:01:00 <zaim> thanks
10:01:00 <zaim> i said 1 house member is away on isis recruitment
10:01:00 <zaim> lets see if it gets picked up
10:02:00 <possesd> Considering that the walls have ears I don't think much will happen
10:02:00 <aliasd> ^^
10:03:00 <aliasd> this is the thing, they know who is working for isis
10:03:00 <possesd> The census reiterates that we are human. It's a gift from the gov
10:03:00 <aliasd> i am not filling it
10:03:00 <possesd> Haha
10:03:00 <aliasd> i don't know what iam going to say to the guy when he comes
10:03:00 <possesd> You get fined. Omg I forgot about revenue
10:03:00 <aliasd> last time i didn't want to do it
10:03:00 <aliasd> so the guy fille dit out for me
10:04:00 <aliasd> it was clearly a tactic
10:04:00 <aliasd> they sent a chopper in to find me
10:04:00 <aliasd> even though i was trying to not be found
10:04:00 <possesd> Ahaha
10:04:00 <aliasd> then this guy shows up in a land cruiser with a census form
10:04:00 <aliasd> dropped it off
10:04:00 <aliasd> comes back in 4 days
10:05:00 <possesd> You got off lightly man
10:05:00 <aliasd> "just picking up your form"
10:05:00 <aliasd> but, I say "you didn't leave a pen"
10:06:00 <aliasd> they stopped fining me for not voting
10:06:00 <aliasd> they know if people are boycotting for political reasons, it's going to be very bad to fine them heavily for it.
10:06:00 <aliasd> fines are for wimps
10:09:00 <aliasd> http://www.salingerprivacy.com.au/2016/08/06/why-im-taking-leave-of-my-census/
10:09:00 <aliasd> this is not going to just go away
10:12:00 <TheGreatMilenko> lmao @ sent a chopper
10:12:00 <TheGreatMilenko> wow
10:12:00 <possesd> Got dced in the middle of that
10:12:00 <possesd> Fucking hilarious aliasd
10:14:00 <aliasd> they found me this time too
10:14:00 <aliasd> got to the shack and found a form under the door
10:15:00 <aliasd> the gov won't release census info anyhow, at least not much for free....
10:15:00 <possesd> 100%
10:16:00 <possesd> Ha ha
10:16:00 <aliasd> i want to know things like, how many buildings in my town are empty
10:16:00 <possesd> Who's it go to?
10:16:00 <aliasd> abs make data reports and sell them
10:16:00 <aliasd> it's a business
10:17:00 <TheGreatMilenko> put down the pipe
10:17:00 <possesd> They really should be more careful
10:18:00 <possesd> Don't fuck with the queen
10:18:00 <possesd> Lol
10:18:00 <possesd> Let her call them abos if she so chooses
10:19:00 <Doodle> all the census data is available on the abs for free, if you want to do a study from the data it is free
10:19:00 <possesd> I'd find you the link but meh
10:19:00 <Doodle> peopple who do studies charge for their findings not the abs
10:20:00 <Doodle> *epople
10:20:00 <Doodle> *people
10:20:00 <Doodle> fk
10:20:00 <possesd> Im thinking purple people eater now. Thanks alot doodle
10:20:00 <Doodle> lol
10:21:00 <possesd> If I knew the song I'd have to gently rub clarksons asshole
10:21:00 <Clarkson> if anyone wants to have sex with me, you'll go through the same shit and have sex with a dolphin or a horse...
10:22:00 <Doodle> jesus
10:22:00 <possesd> Haha good timing
10:22:00 <Doodle> All statistics on the ABS website can be downloaded free of charge. Charges may apply for publications in hard copy format.
10:23:00 <possesd> So that means we're basically showing off for a fee
10:23:00 <possesd> Or is australia a 2 dollar hooker
10:24:00 <Doodle> no it means it costs money to make hard copies and post them so if you want them you can pay for them
10:24:00 <possesd> Ok lol
10:24:00 <possesd> That's exactly what it means. I see your point
10:25:00 <possesd> Aliasd I want a pic of that chopper
10:25:00 <aliasd> "if you want to do a study from the data it is free" <--- not been my experience, maybe things have changed, not trying to say you're wrong
10:26:00 <aliasd> i have before only found simplistic data sets from the website
10:26:00 <aliasd> for instance, population figures by statistical area
10:27:00 <possesd> So they know where to put the nuke lol
10:27:00 <Doodle> yes and those figures are useful for statisticians not joe blow who wants to know how many houses are empty
10:27:00 <aliasd> possesd, i never got one, i though they were looking for weed, they came right up on me
10:27:00 <Doodle> they provide the data, its everyone elses job to make sense of it
10:28:00 <possesd> Omg
10:28:00 <Doodle> they might do a few studies but it's mccrindle etc who use the data and sell the findings
10:29:00 <possesd> Thanks doodle
10:30:00 <aliasd> http://abs.gov.au/AUSSTATS/[email protected]/DetailsPage/8153.0June%202011?OpenDocument
10:30:00 <aliasd> ok, at least there is better than what i found previously
10:30:00 <possesd> I'm going to go buy cigarettes cyas
13:08:00 <faux> DONT YOU WANNA DANCE SAY YOU WANNA DANCE
13:09:00 <aliasd> http://candobetter.net/node/4939
13:10:00 <aliasd> ^^ residents oppose Greens decision to fell trees in Fitzroy
13:10:00 <faux> ok
13:49:00 <Floss> how are we all
14:27:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
16:09:00 <possesd> hello fellow IRC members
16:20:00 <Floss> everyone is way too cool to talk
16:26:00 <possesd> They're all busy at work I guess :-)
16:30:00 <borednlost> prolly all out chasing pokemon
16:32:00 <Trevor> hi friend
16:33:00 <Trevor> asl
16:33:00 <Trevor> im at work but im not busy
16:34:00 <possesd> I'm 36/m/melbourne
16:35:00 <possesd> I happen to have mental illness so if I'm a little random I apologise
16:36:00 <possesd> what about you guys?
16:36:00 <possesd> asl of course
16:39:00 <TheRon> i ride like the wind
17:04:00 <TheRon> make today pie day
17:05:00 <TheRon> hang on everyday should be pie day
17:42:00 <TheRon> got me on my knees Layla
17:53:00 <TheRon> desperado why don't you come to your senses
17:55:00 <morgoth> You an me girl aint nothing but mammals
17:57:00 <TheRon> father and son
18:16:00 <TheRon> you're so vain
18:17:00 <amelia> RoNaLDo
18:17:00 <TheRon> yep CR7
18:18:00 <TheRon> woo hoo the bitch is back
18:18:00 <TheRon> the song!
18:19:00 <amelia> GASP
18:19:00 <amelia> how do you spell ghasp
18:19:00 <amelia> gasp
18:19:00 <TheRon> gasp
18:20:00 <TheRon> aghast?
18:21:00 <amelia> phew
18:22:00 <TheRon> don't got breaking my heart
18:30:00 <Floss> i cant even hear you its just noise coming out of an angry scientist
18:31:00 <TheRon> floss, how you doin'?
18:46:00 <TheRon> russian life was very sad, and such was life in leningrad
18:54:00 <TheRon> ra ra rasputin, lover of the russian queen
19:06:00 <TheRon> the tears of a clown when there's no one around
19:37:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
19:38:00 <TheRiddler> I had a whacky dream last night
19:39:00 <TheRiddler> I was a hermaphrodite and I fucked anything that moved
19:39:00 <TheRiddler> And dressed like a skank
19:39:00 <TheRon> sounds like my saturday nights :P
19:41:00 <President_Trump> very funny ronaldo
19:41:00 <TheRon> ty
19:43:00 <amelia> hai flasheh
19:43:00 <TheRiddler> Hai amousia the house selling mouse
19:44:00 <TheRiddler> :p
19:44:00 <amelia> squeeeeeeeeakkk
19:45:00 <President_Trump> TheRiddler please admit you are a hairpiece fish
19:45:00 <TheRiddler> Ehe
19:45:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAA hairpiece fish
19:45:00 <amelia> fudge that cracked me up when you said it
19:45:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
19:47:00 <Doodle> http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=8748364
19:48:00 <TheRiddler> I did it instead of jellyfish
19:49:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
19:51:00 <TheRiddler> Hairpiece
19:51:00 <TheRiddler> Herpes
19:52:00 <morgoth> Exposure
19:57:00 <faux> if couleurs doesnt come on in 5 mins im gonna hurt him
19:58:00 <TheRiddler> Why?
19:59:00 <TheRiddler> Would you think anyone would date me if I was hermaphrodite?
19:59:00 <TheRiddler> +a
19:59:00 <AlphaCentauri> Depends on what people like I guess...
20:01:00 <faux> cos i have somethin to show him
20:02:00 <faux> why would u date someone if u were a hermy
20:02:00 <faux> can date yourself
20:02:00 <AlphaCentauri> Good point
20:03:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
20:03:00 <TheRiddler> True
20:04:00 <WhoMadeWho> hello
20:04:00 <AlphaCentauri> I guess if they were flexible enough they wouldn't need a partner either
20:04:00 <AlphaCentauri> Hey
20:08:00 <WhoMadeWho> chat more please
20:08:00 <AlphaCentauri> About what exactly
20:08:00 <MrMark> booo!
20:09:00 <WhoMadeWho> ummmmmmmmmmmm i dunno....how about your opinion on having to identify yourself on this years census
20:09:00 <WhoMadeWho> chat about that
20:09:00 <WhoMadeWho> or....show me your tits
20:09:00 <AlphaCentauri> That ain't happening where I'm at
20:10:00 <AlphaCentauri> You couldn't afford the trip to see them even if I did show ya
20:10:00 <WhoMadeWho> you dont have to do census ?
20:10:00 <WhoMadeWho> how come not ?
20:10:00 <Lumeah2> boo hoo
20:10:00 <AlphaCentauri> Because I don't live in Aus maybe...
20:10:00 <WhoMadeWho> oh...thats a fair enough reason
20:11:00 <WhoMadeWho> where do you live
20:11:00 <AlphaCentauri> moved to the US a few years ago, ain't much better here
20:11:00 <President_Trump> CHICKEN SCHNITZEL
20:11:00 <Lumeah2> good evening MrMark
20:11:00 <WhoMadeWho> i went to the US once.....i went to downtown dallas in texas for a week and a bit
20:12:00 <AlphaCentauri> Out in the Midwest
20:12:00 <AlphaCentauri> Tornado alley
20:12:00 <WhoMadeWho> why did you go there, for what purpose
20:13:00 <WhoMadeWho> love interest ? work ?
20:13:00 <AlphaCentauri> To look at tornadoes, nah not really, employment and also had gf here whose now my wife
20:13:00 <couleurs> UR MOM
20:13:00 <WhoMadeWho> wow
20:13:00 <WhoMadeWho> is yur wife a natural born american ?
20:13:00 <AlphaCentauri> Yeah
20:14:00 <WhoMadeWho> where were you born
20:14:00 <WhoMadeWho> question mark
20:14:00 <AlphaCentauri> In the Macedon ranges, an hour north of Melbourne mister twenty questions
20:14:00 <WhoMadeWho> what are you now ? naturalised american or suchlike ?
20:15:00 <WhoMadeWho> what do they call it over there when you are allowed to stay for keeps
20:15:00 <AlphaCentauri> Permanent Resident
20:15:00 <AlphaCentauri> $5000 altogether for a chunk of plastic
20:15:00 <WhoMadeWho> tell me....what work do you do ?
20:16:00 <British^Meat> hah
20:16:00 <AlphaCentauri> The kind that makes people like you ask questions apparently
20:16:00 <amelia> WhoMadeWho has made a new fwend
20:16:00 <AlphaCentauri> Not really I've known him for years but he has no clue
20:16:00 <WhoMadeWho> im just making chat
20:16:00 <AlphaCentauri> ;)
20:17:00 <couleurs> does n e 1 wanna b my new fwend
20:17:00 <AlphaCentauri> Different name plus it's been like 6 years
20:17:00 <WhoMadeWho> is it wrong to chat ?
20:17:00 <amelia> when the prey becomes the hunter
20:17:00 <British^Meat> do i know who that is?
20:17:00 <AlphaCentauri> Dun dun DUN
20:17:00 <AlphaCentauri> Does Carl still come on here?
20:17:00 <WhoMadeWho> AlphaCentauri did we meet in the crown and anchor hotel ?
20:17:00 <British^Meat> cranker :)
20:17:00 <AlphaCentauri> Try here
20:18:00 <WhoMadeWho> oh that cuts it down to about four million peeps then
20:18:00 <British^Meat> lol
20:18:00 <WhoMadeWho> getting warmer
20:18:00 <TheRiddler> Couleurs faux wants to show you something
20:18:00 <AlphaCentauri> Former op in this channel
20:18:00 <British^Meat> u dont know WhoMadeWho
20:18:00 <WhoMadeWho> i reckon ive spent about five minutes in this channel in my whole lifetime
20:18:00 <couleurs> Yum
20:18:00 <WhoMadeWho> including the time tonight
20:19:00 <AlphaCentauri> You don't know me either, but longie does
20:19:00 <AlphaCentauri> Steve too up there, also use to know Angie and several others
20:19:00 <amelia> snore mememe snore mememe snoreeeeee
20:19:00 <British^Meat> do u know me?
20:19:00 <AlphaCentauri> Not under that nick
20:20:00 <British^Meat> what nick?
20:20:00 <AlphaCentauri> The one your using you muppet
20:20:00 <TheRiddler> Hehe amelia
20:20:00 <British^Meat> i mean wot one do u know me under
20:20:00 <British^Meat> basically, u dont know me
20:20:00 <WhoMadeWho> AlphaCentauri.....i recall you not.....unless you have something to jog my memory with
20:20:00 <TheRiddler> I got a referral for a sleep clinic today
20:21:00 <amelia> u DoNT KNoW Me
20:21:00 <AlphaCentauri> What's your point? I never even mentioned you, you just objected yourself into a spout that had no mention of your name
20:21:00 <TheRiddler> To look to see if I have sleep apnea
20:21:00 <AlphaCentauri> Figures you'd be a Pom
20:21:00 <AlphaCentauri> Injected*
20:21:00 <President_Trump> where in the US are you?
20:21:00 <AlphaCentauri> My phone sucks at autocorrecting
20:21:00 <President_Trump> i am in trump towers
20:21:00 <WhoMadeWho> you chatting on a phone ?
20:21:00 <AlphaCentauri> Springfield Missouri
20:22:00 <AlphaCentauri> Yeah
20:22:00 <WhoMadeWho> fuck you must have good fingers
20:22:00 <British^Meat> hah
20:22:00 <British^Meat> phone ircers
20:22:00 <AlphaCentauri> You'd be surprised
20:22:00 <TheRiddler> Is this the nick you used when you were an op?
20:22:00 <AlphaCentauri> No
20:22:00 <President_Trump> how fars that from st louis?
20:22:00 <AlphaCentauri> Try Ice_Flare
20:22:00 <British^Meat> if i had to use my phone, i honestly wouldnt bother
20:22:00 <AlphaCentauri> About 3 hours
20:22:00 <AlphaCentauri> Down I-44
20:22:00 <Serenity> why do I know the nick ice flare
20:22:00 <President_Trump> u need to do some door knocking for trump
20:22:00 <AlphaCentauri> Because it's me
20:22:00 <Serenity> yes but why do i know of you
20:22:00 <Serenity> lol
20:23:00 <TheRiddler> Do you live on evergreen terrace
20:23:00 <WhoMadeWho> takes me minutes just to reply to a text on a phone......no way i could chat on it
20:23:00 <AlphaCentauri> And TheWJM aka Carl and me use to be good friends
20:23:00 <Serenity> ahh yes
20:23:00 <Serenity> carlos
20:23:00 <AlphaCentauri> Yup
20:23:00 <British^Meat> u need turbo thumbs WhoMadeWho
20:23:00 <AlphaCentauri> Whatever happened to that guy?
20:23:00 <British^Meat> they're just a blur as u type
20:23:00 <Serenity> he left here in about 2011ish?
20:23:00 <WhoMadeWho> yes British^Meat......go go gadget thumbs
20:23:00 <Serenity> after getting all thin
20:23:00 <AlphaCentauri> No kidding
20:24:00 <President_Trump> how come you are in springfield?
20:24:00 <TheRiddler> Is evergreen terrace the Simpsons place
20:24:00 <AlphaCentauri> Told ya it'd been years hah
20:24:00 <WhoMadeWho> i go now....toodles all
20:24:00 <AlphaCentauri> Because I want to be
20:24:00 <TheRiddler> Got thin and a gf probably
20:24:00 <TheRiddler> S
20:25:00 <Serenity> i heard a rumour he was gay but i dont know if that was true or just IRC crap
20:25:00 <TheRiddler> Who knows
20:25:00 <Serenity> not sure it matters
20:26:00 <TheRiddler> Nope
20:26:00 <President_Trump> there is a huge mosque in springfield, are u a jihadist?
20:26:00 <President_Trump> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d0/Abou_Ben_Adhem_Shrine_Mosque.jpg/1024px-Abou_Ben_Adhem_Shrine_Mosque.jpg
20:27:00 <AlphaCentauri> Wow you pick out the one thing in town that's Islamic and make a connect, go back under your bridge troll
20:28:00 <British^Meat> Id ignore him, everyone else does
20:28:00 <President_Trump> lol
20:28:00 <President_Trump> look at the size of it
20:28:00 <British^Meat> He's the channel monger
20:28:00 <AlphaCentauri> Ah gotcha
20:29:00 <partay> i thought picard was the channel mong
20:29:00 <President_Trump> for a little tin pot town that is a massive mosque
20:29:00 <partay> Serenity your pic flashed up on my fb feed. Holy shit is all I'm going to say
20:29:00 <TheRiddler> No he's the channel potato
20:30:00 <Serenity> what pic
20:30:00 <partay> potatomong
20:30:00 <Serenity> my dp?
20:30:00 <AlphaCentauri> Springfield has 200,000 people living in it
20:30:00 <partay> the before and after
20:30:00 <AlphaCentauri> Lol
20:30:00 <amelia> double penetration
20:30:00 <Serenity> DISPLAY PIC you dirty fuck heads
20:30:00 <President_Trump> about 160k, as i said a tin pot town
20:32:00 <AlphaCentauri> It's 200k+ you idiot
20:32:00 <AlphaCentauri> I work there nearly everyday
20:32:00 <AlphaCentauri> At least get your facts right before you insult someone :D
20:33:00 <President_Trump> i will go with the US census, you idiot
20:33:00 <TheRiddler> That's what happened to me in my dream
20:33:00 <amelia> ignore President_Trumpybumpy
20:33:00 <TheRiddler> I got dp'ed
20:33:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
20:33:00 <amelia> jus ignore it ok
20:33:00 <Serenity> partay ffs dont talk to me then ignore me
20:33:00 <TheRiddler> By a puppy and a boar...
20:34:00 <morgoth> Yeah, i dont understand what happened to my illness
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> So it wasn't really a hot double pen either
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> S
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
20:34:00 <morgoth> I was on monthly appointments, now its 3 months
20:34:00 <partay> [8:30p] <partay> the before and after
20:35:00 <President_Trump> Picard, Serenity was talking about dp, your name came up
20:35:00 <Serenity> hmmmm why is it in your fb feed its not meant to be
20:35:00 <morgoth> Fuck, im starving
20:35:00 <partay> you posted it on maurices fb
20:35:00 <morgoth> All the shops are closing in my city
20:35:00 <partay> therefore its in my feed
20:36:00 <morgoth> Prime fashion real estate is now discount books
20:36:00 <Serenity> hmm nah she commented on it and it was set to friends of friends for some reason
20:36:00 <Serenity> damn everything
20:37:00 <amelia> Picard has seen it
20:38:00 <TheRiddler> Today is world cat day
20:38:00 <Serenity> yes i know
20:38:00 <AlphaCentauri> Meow to that
20:38:00 <Serenity> which means everyones going to have seen it soon
20:38:00 <TheRiddler> Ok
20:38:00 <Serenity> yippy
20:38:00 <amelia> nothin to be worried about tho
20:39:00 <partay> meh.. who cares.. you look good
20:39:00 <Picard> ive seen what?
20:39:00 <President_Trump> mrs po
20:39:00 <Serenity> chucky
20:39:00 <Picard> eeewww
20:40:00 <TheRiddler> I don't think Picard has seen himself in ages
20:41:00 <Picard> ive seen some disturbing pics during my time in here
20:42:00 <Picard> on a lighter note, chucky blames us for him being a loser
20:42:00 <amelia> Picard dont preach to us about off shit you've seen from here when all of us have had the misfortune of seeing your disgusting carrot cock
20:43:00 <Picard> amelia go eat another cake
20:43:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:43:00 <TheRiddler> *baby
20:43:00 <President_Trump> ben and jerry's
20:43:00 <amelia> you've put me off carrot cake
20:43:00 <amelia> fuckin filthy
20:43:00 <Serenity> oooh amelia are you ffat again you tree stump?
20:43:00 <Picard> you filthy disgusting whore
20:43:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha yah I'm fat and Picard is skinny in his world of delusion
20:44:00 <President_Trump> Picard when did you last pound shazza?
20:44:00 <Picard> i called u a disgusting filthy whore, not fat.
20:44:00 <Picard> yesterday morning
20:44:00 <Picard> 6.18am
20:44:00 <President_Trump> where were the kids?
20:45:00 <President_Trump> was it scheduled or spontaneous?
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> Highlight of his life there
20:46:00 <Picard> lol @ scheduled
20:46:00 <TheRiddler> Except growing his family the garden
20:46:00 <Picard> yeah i booked it in the night before
20:47:00 <Picard> TheRiddler u fat head cunt, dont you have more food to eat
20:47:00 <Picard> 34yo and weighs in at 145kgs
20:47:00 <President_Trump> lololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:47:00 <Picard> his head being 55kgs of that weight
20:47:00 <President_Trump> fat head cunt is a bit harsh
20:47:00 <Clarkson> robotu make me horny as fuck
20:47:00 <Picard> lol trump, y?
20:47:00 <President_Trump> whats wrong with just fatso
20:48:00 <Picard> i like to be discriptive
20:48:00 <TheRiddler> The weather vain has gone wacko
20:49:00 <President_Trump> does TheRiddler look like a typical western bulldogs supporter?
20:49:00 <Picard> collingwood
20:49:00 <TheRiddler> It can't decide if it's Southeast or Northwest
20:50:00 <morgoth> Ayter
20:50:00 <Picard> lets talk about yoru head, not the weather
20:51:00 <TheRiddler> Only you want to talk about it
20:51:00 <Picard> and President_Trump
20:52:00 <TheRiddler> Ignored
20:52:00 <Picard> lies
20:53:00 <Picard> its dead.
20:57:00 <Picard> thanks Maurice
20:58:00 <President_Trump> Maurice is a good cook
20:58:00 <Picard> really?
20:58:00 <Picard> what can she cook?
20:58:00 <President_Trump> a dip with onion and some other stuff in it lol
20:59:00 <Maurice> It was cheese dip you numpty
20:59:00 <Maurice> And mixing stuff together isn't cooking
21:01:00 <TheRiddler> Bbs
21:03:00 <partay> the fucking robo
21:03:00 <partay> t
21:07:00 <Serenity> i want to throw my face into maurices dip
21:07:00 <Picard> yuk
21:07:00 <British^Meat> can u see maurices dip
21:07:00 <British^Meat> i mean dp
21:08:00 <Picard> did anyone see on the news those sick cunts in melbourne who duct taped a dead mouth closed and it nose so it died
21:09:00 <President_Trump> Maurice i want private cooking lesson
21:10:00 <British^Meat> "did anyone see on the news those sick cunts in melbourne who duct taped a dead mouth closed and it nose so it died" can someone input that into Clarkson? Cheers
21:10:00 <Clarkson> i didnt have shit
21:14:00 <Picard> oops
21:14:00 <Picard> dogs*
21:14:00 <Serenity> lol breaker clarkson picks up his own lines from the chat
21:15:00 <Clarkson> he should should just take some lessons in "Shut the fuck up"
21:15:00 <Serenity> err
21:15:00 <Picard> fuck up British^Meat u fucking moron
21:15:00 <Serenity> British^Meat**
21:15:00 <Picard> im human, sorry i make typos. you pathetic excuse for a man
21:16:00 <Serenity> wait so they taped up a dogs mouth so it would die?
21:16:00 <Picard> yes
21:16:00 <Serenity> i hadnt heard about that but thats fucked up did they get charged
21:17:00 <amelia> :(((((((
21:17:00 <amelia> stahpppp
21:17:00 <Picard> https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/aug/08/dog-suffocated-with-duct-tape-in-horrific-act-of-animal-cruelty
21:17:00 <Serenity> are there pictures? i dont want to see pictures
21:17:00 <amelia> nooooooo
21:17:00 <amelia> clear
21:17:00 <Picard> no
21:17:00 <amelia> breaking ma lil cold black heart
21:18:00 <Picard> fucking lowlife cunts
21:18:00 <Serenity> oh my god
21:18:00 <Serenity> :'(((((((
21:18:00 <Picard> thats just sick
21:18:00 <Picard> why someone would do such a thing
21:19:00 <Serenity> meth
21:20:00 <Picard> but they didnt steal anything
21:21:00 <Serenity> oh what just killed the dog?
21:22:00 <Picard> yes
21:22:00 <Picard> didnt break into the house
21:22:00 <robot> hi
21:23:00 <Serenity> scumbags
21:23:00 <Serenity> hey robutt
21:23:00 <robot> heyyyy Serenity
21:23:00 <Picard> then need barbwire shoved up there arse
21:36:00 <Picard> fuck i cant type tonigjt
21:36:00 <Picard> ffs
21:36:00 <Picard> tonight
21:41:00 <faux> good
21:41:00 <faux> get out
21:41:00 <breaker> Hi faux, Are you ok?
21:42:00 <faux> oh looks its jens #497 irc cock
21:43:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:43:00 <breaker> oh look it's AustNet's pig sleeping alone at night.. cold nights no one to keep you warm :~( *sniff* *sniff*
21:44:00 <robot> rude
21:45:00 <faux> hows it feel to kiss a crusty cock collecting mouth polly pocket?
21:45:00 <robot> any1 know of ne robberies goin down 2nite
21:46:00 <breaker> faux, You tell me.. you're the only one who's got crusty cock leftovers around your mouth.
21:46:00 <faux> oh youre so witty ty for repeating exactly what i just said
21:46:00 <faux> you are an intelligent chap
21:50:00 <Picard> lol breaker
21:51:00 <robot> breaker you're so smart you should open a shop
21:51:00 <GoldSpade> Picard you old codger!
21:51:00 <Picard> GoldSpade
21:51:00 <GoldSpade> :)
21:51:00 <partay> GoldSpank you filthy homo
21:51:00 <robot> partayyyy
21:51:00 <faux> what would he sell.. if he sold jens cum collection he'd make a fortune
21:51:00 <Clarkson> if it's like arma ii dayz it's fucking hard
21:51:00 <GoldSpade> hehe shut up idiot lol
21:52:00 <amelia> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/90/e8/ba/90e8bae196ad7b918031eda8b103e2d2.jpg
21:52:00 <partay> the robotage.. wheres my fkn nbn ?
21:52:00 <amelia> his arms
21:52:00 <GoldSpade> oh
21:52:00 <faux> golly is it retard hour already
21:52:00 <robot> lol
21:52:00 <breaker> faux, Id make tripple the amount with the bucket loads you collect in your box.
21:52:00 <GoldSpade> that is so gey ame
21:52:00 <robot> tripple
21:52:00 <faux> ah yes another witty response
21:53:00 <faux> repeating shit
21:53:00 <Clarkson> now I got my wish cause I'm a mother fuckin gay fish
21:53:00 <amelia> sorry wot i can't comprehend anything apart from that mans amazing arms
21:53:00 <faux> good chap
21:53:00 <amelia> and eyeballs
21:53:00 <amelia> and skin tone
21:53:00 <partay> i have guns like him
21:53:00 <faux> lol.
21:53:00 <GoldSpade> more needles than a second hand dart board in those arms
21:54:00 <President_Trump> lol that guy is a 5 foot midget
21:54:00 <amelia> is he only 5 ft
21:54:00 <faux> wb
21:54:00 <GoldSpade> the arms are twice the size
21:54:00 <amelia> hes gymnast
21:54:00 <President_Trump> yes
21:54:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/189982_10150146092797718_3012845_n.jpg?oh=bec5139f3b1b00f0dab00ed3d4986bb3&oe=58201C0B&__gda__=1482218930_21e4eda35c3029d4c50855cf4916cb54
21:54:00 <amelia> ok well he cant help his height
21:55:00 <amelia> he is def makin the most of the package he in
21:55:00 <faux> LMAO
21:55:00 <President_Trump> partay who are those bogans?
21:55:00 <partay> thats me in the hat.. circa ~2012
21:55:00 <faux> lmaooo
21:55:00 <President_Trump> on a rape cruise by the looks of it
21:55:00 <faux> RAPE CRUISE
21:56:00 <partay> Pacific Dawn cruise to New Cali and Vanuatu
21:56:00 <partay> it was faux
21:56:00 <partay> indeed it was
21:56:00 <President_Trump> who raped you ?
21:56:00 <partay> lol
21:56:00 <President_Trump> green shorts?
21:56:00 <faux> idk whats funnier your hat or sneakers w boardies
21:56:00 <partay> i only just sat the fuck down
21:56:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllll sneakers w boardies
21:57:00 <faux> lmao
21:57:00 <partay> hahaha
21:57:00 <partay> it was a fantastic cruise
21:57:00 <President_Trump> what about the tight fitting necklace
21:57:00 <partay> best time ever
21:57:00 <amelia> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jiiF6VZbfm8/UikPdawcfZI/AAAAAAABEQI/5HGP56CzWOk/s1600/Jake%20Dalton%20(7).jpg
21:57:00 <faux> flexxin so hard
21:57:00 <faux> he looks 15
21:57:00 <faux> next
21:58:00 <partay> no necklase thats my cruise id
21:58:00 <partay> no flex
21:58:00 <partay> anyway
21:59:00 <georgeandwell> gidday m8
21:59:00 <faux> oh god
21:59:00 <amelia> hay its georgio!!!
21:59:00 <amelia> hai slasheh
21:59:00 <partay> lol
21:59:00 <faux> we have enough retards in here atm
22:00:00 <amelia> de more de merrier
22:00:00 <robot> as long as amelia doesn't have to pick up the tab amirite
22:00:00 <faux> hi doc
22:00:00 <amelia> correctamoondo
22:00:00 <breaker> Who says that?
22:00:00 <TheRiddler> hai
22:00:00 <breaker> lollllllllllllllll
22:00:00 <TheRiddler> I'm home
22:01:00 <partay> robot hows that smokin gf ?
22:01:00 <breaker> reTaRd
22:01:00 <faux> welcome home
22:01:00 <amelia> who says wot
22:01:00 <TheRiddler> breaker why do you hate women?
22:01:00 <robot> "wow look at the time it's soso late i gtg immediately be4 the waiter arrives with the bill" -- amelia
22:01:00 <breaker> TheRiddler, Why are you a pedo?
22:01:00 <doctor> hey faux
22:01:00 <robot> she's alrite thx partay, bit stressed with uni but ye
22:01:00 <faux> hows u
22:01:00 <doctor> preddy gud, yourself?
22:01:00 <President_Trump> partay how much did that cruise cost?
22:01:00 <amelia> oh gosh guys its my turn I'll grab this one, jus lemme use the bathroom real quick
22:01:00 <faux> nobbad
22:02:00 <faux> sleepy
22:02:00 <amelia> never comes back
22:02:00 <doctor> im always wide awake at this hour, usually till 6am
22:02:00 <amelia> post a pic doctor
22:02:00 <faux> i fell asleep on the couch for halfa so i feel bleh
22:02:00 <doctor> of my penis?
22:02:00 <amelia> no
22:02:00 <partay> President_Trump i got a twin share 7 nights $900
22:03:00 <amelia> no thank you
22:03:00 <President_Trump> any sea sickness?
22:03:00 <faux> id be sick if i saw someone w that hat
22:03:00 <doctor> oh, i just assume when people ask for pics they always mean my ween
22:03:00 <partay> none
22:03:00 <breaker> faux ate too much food in 2 minutes.. so she had to lay down on the couch.. couldn't get through the door way.. not even sideways.
22:03:00 <partay> smooth sailing
22:03:00 <amelia> dats cos you speak wif gay guys
22:03:00 <amelia> they always so horny
22:03:00 <doctor> haha, true
22:03:00 <President_Trump> partay who is the guy to the far right on that pic almost out of the frame having a wank?
22:04:00 <doctor> too horny, imho
22:04:00 <faux> its pollock
22:04:00 <faux> its actually his mum's hand
22:04:00 <President_Trump> he's wearing footy shorts
22:05:00 <faux> she must give the gummiest head with all those teeth missing
22:05:00 <faux> details pls breaker
22:05:00 <doctor> if they're fat and jolly they always have an extra piece of cake to share
22:05:00 <doctor> my kind of fatty
22:05:00 <TheRiddler> that's probably why chucky went out with her
22:06:00 <TheRiddler> gives ze best gummies
22:06:00 <faux> cos he has no standards?
22:06:00 <doctor> havent heard from ol chunks in a while
22:06:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:06:00 <TheRiddler> I thought you were talking pollocks mum
22:06:00 <faux> i was..
22:06:00 <faux> golly
22:06:00 <doctor> i think his bf romper took him to the philipines with him
22:06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:07:00 <breaker> No, romper didn't want to be seen in public with him.
22:07:00 <TheRiddler> I built 1 of my storage shelves faux
22:07:00 <doctor> they were pretty chummy for a while, i thought they made a good match
22:07:00 <partay> i had a beer with romper... hes a fkn pussycat
22:07:00 <partay> all talk
22:07:00 <President_Trump> romps
22:08:00 <doctor> he's too large and old to be of any serious threat to anyway
22:08:00 <partay> exactly
22:08:00 <faux> o yes
22:08:00 <President_Trump> romps' asian wife cooked good CHICKEN SCHNITZEL
22:08:00 <faux> https://imgur.com/gallery/UvjYr7u
22:08:00 <faux> lol
22:08:00 <faux> me on the left
22:08:00 <faux> lolllll the comments
22:08:00 <doctor> I remember when chucky visited shane, and shane pissed himself and bailed on IRC. Shane used to always be so aggressive but when someone confronts him he shits himself
22:08:00 <doctor> and to chucky of all people
22:08:00 <faux> whos shane
22:08:00 <doctor> pz
22:09:00 <faux> o god
22:09:00 <faux> gross
22:09:00 <Serenity> gawd i could go a CHICKEN SCHNITZEL
22:09:00 <faux> mention food and Serenity appears
22:09:00 <President_Trump> that is because chucky is a little pitt bull
22:09:00 <Serenity> hell yeah
22:09:00 <faux> a girl after me own heart
22:09:00 <Serenity> specially schnitty
22:09:00 <faux> ty ash
22:09:00 <Serenity> weee
22:09:00 <faux> o yay
22:09:00 <amelia> did someone say schnitzel
22:09:00 <faux> steves here
22:10:00 <faux> hi doodie
22:10:00 <amelia> ??????????????????
22:10:00 <Doodle> o/
22:10:00 <Serenity> YES
22:10:00 <doctor> ohoh, the schnitzels are getting smaller
22:10:00 <Serenity> President_Trump did, then I did... twice
22:10:00 <amelia> our next lunch date we will get a schnitzel, capiche?
22:10:00 <amelia> SaWaH
22:10:00 <Serenity> then faux and I rubbed bellies
22:10:00 <faux> my aunty makes the best schnitty
22:10:00 <faux> mmm
22:10:00 <Picard> only one?
22:10:00 <Serenity> yes deal amelia
22:11:00 <faux> with garlic madh
22:11:00 <faux> mash
22:11:00 <amelia> I saw that doctor and its a fuckin outrage
22:11:00 <doctor> Purely unaustralian
22:11:00 <amelia> in Adelaide, not surprised
22:11:00 <amelia> fuckin useless cwords there
22:11:00 <Clarkson> i didnt pay you to suck you bitch
22:11:00 <doctor> City of churches and red tape
22:12:00 <Serenity> what is an outrage
22:12:00 <doctor> Beurocrats trying to regulate the size of pub shnitzels
22:12:00 <Serenity> oh
22:12:00 <Serenity> rofl wot
22:13:00 <doctor> just more nannyism from people who never worked a full day in their life
22:13:00 <Serenity> this place in bunbury I cant remember the name of now used to have the best schnitties and they were MASSIVE
22:13:00 <President_Trump> why are they regulating it?
22:13:00 <doctor> Protecting people from themselves
22:14:00 <amelia> it said something about too much waste
22:14:00 <Serenity> this is actually making me laugh lol
22:14:00 <dematerialised> hello yes this is dog
22:14:00 <amelia> bonkers
22:14:00 <Serenity> people want to regulate food
22:14:00 <Serenity> like how big your food can be
22:14:00 <Serenity> ..
22:14:00 <Serenity> gtfo
22:14:00 <doctor> haha, I wouldnt waste a bite. I'd likely starve myself for the day till dinner
22:14:00 <President_Trump> super size or GTFO
22:15:00 <doctor> Yeah, just need to slap some sense into some people
22:15:00 <Serenity> if i want to eat a schnitty that is the size of paris I fucking will
22:15:00 <Clarkson> is a is a is a is a is a really big penis and some cherry cola
22:16:00 <faux> dammit now im hungry
22:16:00 <amelia> they not saying they doin it so ppl eat less
22:16:00 <amelia> apparently cos they not eating it all
22:16:00 <amelia> too much is being waste n thrown out
22:16:00 <amelia> which is fuckin bs cos wot kind of sick fuck doesn't finish a parmy
22:16:00 <Clarkson> You're fucking pathetic. People like me just laugh about people like you.
22:17:00 <Serenity> or they could offer people sizes
22:17:00 <doctor> lol, true
22:17:00 <amelia> its jus fuckin stupid
22:17:00 <amelia> major issues in SA obviously
22:17:00 <amelia> parmy sizes #1 concern
22:18:00 <faux> lol
22:18:00 <Picard> <@Serenity> if i want to eat a schnitty that is the size of paris I fucking will <----bad idea
22:19:00 <President_Trump> oh this parma thing is only in SA?
22:23:00 <faux> PARMA
22:25:00 <Serenity> of course its a bad idea
22:25:00 <President_Trump> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpS67wnUkAQGpbM.jpg
22:26:00 <Serenity> but i still want the option to do it if i so choose
22:28:00 <partay> i need Serenity's motivation
22:28:00 <Serenity> lol
22:28:00 <partay> bring the partay of old back to life
22:28:00 <partay> hes now a lazy cunt
22:31:00 <TheRiddler> took a pick of my new shelf
22:32:00 <Serenity> cool
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks + geeks
22:32:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
22:32:00 <TheRiddler> I just built a storage shelf
22:33:00 <partay> TheRiddler out of what?
22:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh lah de dah… Last time i attempted to put together a so called ‘easy to build’ shelf thing… I ended up breaking the shelf LOL
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/v68nu5uouq9fbwf/2016-08-08%2020.31.07.jpg?dl=0
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
22:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> keeping things all organised n’ stuff
22:34:00 <partay> TheRiddler where's the porn ?
22:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> he streams that - duh
22:35:00 <partay> ahh in the cupboard below *check*
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> yes...
22:36:00 <President_Trump> partay post some more cruise pics
22:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:36:00 <President_Trump> we wanna see around teh ship
22:37:00 <partay> it's a Cruise ship they are all the same
22:37:00 <President_Trump> lets see
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> google
22:37:00 <President_Trump> i only use bing
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> bing off then
22:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS Soul Mates (abc) has returned! <3 that show
22:39:00 <Picard> partay keeps sending me his pics
22:40:00 <Picard> i think he wants me to want him
22:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> um no. You’re a tad deluded.
22:40:00 <Picard> <partay> theres one more of me for you sweety
22:40:00 <Picard> <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos
22:40:00 <Picard> no
22:40:00 <Picard> he wants me
22:40:00 <Picard> to slide my cock inside him
22:40:00 <Clarkson> oh shit Digerati is a bigger troll than me
22:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow so much homoeroticism !
22:46:00 <Picard> <partay> it was fantastic... lots of poontang... i spent the previous 3 months buffing a bit just for the occasion
22:46:00 <Picard> lol
22:46:00 <Picard> dont think it worked mate
22:46:00 <partay> picard you can do better than that
22:47:00 <Picard> can i post the pic/
22:47:00 <Picard> ?
22:48:00 <partay> what pic
22:48:00 <Picard> of u
22:48:00 <partay> you mean the one i posted earlier
22:48:00 <Picard> <partay> no there was lots of poontang... i saw it with my own eyes and my penis sampled it
22:48:00 <Picard> the one u pm'ed me
22:49:00 <partay> you mean the one i posted in the channel
22:49:00 <Picard> didnt see it
22:49:00 <Picard> 3 guys on a cruise?
22:49:00 <partay> keep up
22:49:00 <amelia> stop being boring
22:49:00 <Picard> im old, sorry
22:49:00 <Picard> amelia go eat another pizza
22:49:00 <TheRiddler> did you see my shelf amelia
22:49:00 <amelia> order one to be delivered to me
22:49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:50:00 <amelia> Hawaiian wif chicken
22:50:00 <amelia> your shelf?
22:50:00 <amelia> show me your shelf
22:50:00 <partay> TheRiddler thats an impressive shelf.... did you follow the instructons or wing it ?
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> I built a 3tier shelf with storage cupbard
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> follow instructions
22:50:00 <amelia> show @ me
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> [20:33] <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/v68nu5uouq9fbwf/2016-08-08%2020.31.07.jpg?dl=0
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> it was from red dot
22:50:00 <amelia> LEGO HEAD
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> it's like reject shop
22:51:00 <partay> TheRiddler obviously has graduated from IKEA university
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:51:00 <dematerialised> has anyone seen my suitcase?
22:51:00 <Picard> its all hge graduated
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> this 1 fitted together well
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> unlike the kmart shit
22:51:00 <amelia> wots the gold medal thing
22:51:00 <amelia> at top
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> it's a pocket watch from a game
22:52:00 <amelia> ohhhh
22:52:00 <partay> picard attemptng at trolling with fake logs
22:52:00 <partay> is it 1995 ?
22:52:00 <partay> TheRiddler looks like you nailed it
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> supernintendo
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> also
22:54:00 <Serenity> hawaiian chicken wif hollandaise
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> last time I put something together 1 of the screws threaded
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> err
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> actually it punched through the panel
22:54:00 <amelia> hollandaise on pizza wotdahexagon
22:54:00 <amelia> you did well asheh
22:54:00 <dematerialised> i'll punch you through the panel in a minute
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> porkbelly pizza is best
22:55:00 <amelia> aggressive
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> I keep saying
22:55:00 <amelia> pök belly pizza wotdahexagon
22:55:00 <Serenity> yas you can get sauce swirls at dominoes and i used to get a hollandaise swirl on me hawaiian chicken
22:55:00 <Serenity> wozgud
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
22:55:00 <amelia> wot a waste of pök belly
22:56:00 <TheRiddler> sif it goes together well
22:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
22:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird…
22:56:00 <TheRiddler> with cheese n onion and mustard swirl
22:57:00 <TheRiddler> and capsicum
22:57:00 <TheRiddler> too
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just like me pizzas simple
22:57:00 <TheRiddler> also bbq sauce on the base
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> alwways bbq
22:57:00 <amelia> aka not pizzq, jus cake
22:57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:58:00 <TheRiddler> pizza cake
22:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmmm
22:58:00 <TheRiddler> I miss the triple cheese base from dominos
22:59:00 <President_Trump> SWEET SWEET GOWCHI PIE
22:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i never had it
22:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like thin base…
22:59:00 <amelia> you never had gowchi pie?
22:59:00 <Serenity> lol
22:59:00 <amelia> don't call her fat
22:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, but ya mum has
22:59:00 <amelia> ...
23:00:00 <TheRiddler> picard I'm guessing
23:00:00 <TheRiddler> calls everyone fat to feel less alone
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh … ive prob got someone on ignore and that’s why the convo appears weird
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler - trew
23:00:00 <TheRiddler> trump probs
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh ive got 3/4 of the ch on ignore :P
23:00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:01:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 will you smd
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m not sucking any dick - i’m a lesbian!
23:01:00 <partay> you dont have me on ignore .. just checking
23:02:00 <faux> dad asked me if im a lesbian tonight
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> my sister told my dad i was a lesbian
23:02:00 <Clarkson> car sex rules on nights like this
23:02:00 <faux> cos i '"urgh'd" at the thought of marriage
23:02:00 <President_Trump> i am seriously debating PIGGING DOWN my last FAKE ALMOND MAGNUM
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> and my dad was all ike… it’s ok if you are… i dont have any issues… are you?
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> WTF DAD!
23:02:00 <faux> lollll
23:02:00 <faux> then he called me a nun
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:03:00 <faux> and said i won't get nun
23:03:00 <faux> im like ye ur hilarious
23:03:00 <faux> gfy
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:03:00 <faux> lol
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks dad!
23:03:00 <faux> lolllll
23:03:00 <faux> im like i get plenty thanks
23:03:00 <faux> and he looked at me funny
23:03:00 <faux> then i was like oh
23:03:00 <faux> oops.
23:03:00 <Serenity> loolll
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol then high 5 (ed) him
23:03:00 <faux> he wanted to killcme
23:03:00 <faux> after that
23:03:00 <Serenity> PLENTY OF LEZZIE ACTION
23:04:00 <President_Trump> LEZBO
23:04:00 <faux> call me lesident trump
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of sex… i had the BEST cheese cake thing tonight…. well i think it was
23:04:00 <faux> lollll
23:04:00 <faux> fuck i havent had cake in ...
23:04:00 <faux> so long i dont even remember
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… i cant even find any cake i wanna fuckin eat
23:05:00 <Clarkson> I thought ping pong balls and material like a fuckin magician
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheese cake aside
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’ll have to go into the city to DJ’s for amazing cakeness for me / b/day but that requires effort
23:05:00 <President_Trump> this is pretty much a food channel
23:06:00 <Trevor> how much?
23:06:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllll @ Trevor
23:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> a lot
23:11:00 <TheRiddler> you're head is a wig channel
23:11:00 <TheRiddler> your
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
23:12:00 <Trevor> https://play.google.com/music/preview/Tm22l35rp4sc4jabvgcgq56ykwy?lyrics=1
23:13:00 <Trevor> girl yeaaah
23:13:00 <President_Trump> Trevor do blue lives matter?
23:14:00 <Trevor> brb domestic violence
23:14:00 <President_Trump> hes gone to bash his imaginary wife
23:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope it’s your ‘wife’ beating you !
23:16:00 <Trevor> nah i used the last bit of lube
23:16:00 <TheRiddler> poor hand
23:16:00 <TheRiddler> stop making it type disgusting stuff
23:17:00 <Trevor> http://www.eaglerockadventures.com.au/?page_id=1134
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i thought you left your wife trevor
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you reconcile?
23:17:00 <TheRiddler> took her to the tip
23:17:00 <Trevor> that looks alright... $500 for a tour guide... the leading canyoning club who've only done things like basically all route exploration, subw... they describe it as "once in a lifetime" because of the inherant danger
23:18:00 <Trevor> yet those guys apparently do it regularly because like, $500
23:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> da fuck are you jibbering on about
23:18:00 <TheRiddler> no idea
23:18:00 <TheRiddler> he think we give a shit what he says
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
23:19:00 <faux> someone rub my tummt
23:19:00 <faux> its sore
23:20:00 <faux> ty
23:20:00 <breaker> Don't use so many tampons this month faux
23:20:00 <faux> you know where.tampons go right?
23:20:00 <breaker> In your dirty mouth.
23:21:00 <faux> im not jen m8
23:21:00 <breaker> Thank fuck for that.
23:21:00 <TheRiddler> why do you hate womene breaker?
23:21:00 <TheRiddler> -e
23:21:00 <breaker> TheRiddler, Why are you a pedo?
23:21:00 <faux> have u seen his mum lol
23:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:22:00 <faux> id hate women too if i had his mum
23:22:00 <Trevor> if ur out and you must change a tampon dont you just put the used one back in your pocket, instead of the bin, because you have a bin at home or something
23:22:00 <faux> .
23:22:00 <breaker> HAHAHAHAH
23:22:00 <TheRiddler> .
23:22:00 <faux> what
23:22:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA TAMPONS GO IN BINS
23:22:00 <faux> LOL!
23:23:00 <faux> CRACKER.
23:23:00 <TheRiddler> it's not a teabag Trevor
23:23:00 <Trevor> oh just saying, once encountered a girl who had a used tampon in her pocket
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
23:23:00 <Trevor> you know the whole "you haven't got anything that can hurt me, in your pockets" thing
23:23:00 <breaker> That was faux
23:23:00 <Trevor> it hurt
23:23:00 <faux> you cunts know nasty women
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudders*
23:23:00 <faux> one collects tampons and one guzzles cum
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:24:00 <faux> bloody hope not
23:24:00 <faux> 1 retard down
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEW
23:24:00 <faux> lol
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10 to go
23:24:00 <President_Trump> lol
23:24:00 <President_Trump> Trevor has seen a lot of weird stuff in the police force
23:24:00 <faux> ill speed up the process in a min
23:24:00 <TheRiddler> that's not they meant when they say period tea!
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol vom
23:25:00 <Trevor> i saw a ufo once
23:25:00 <TheRiddler> he often rides in the back of the paddy wagon
23:25:00 <Trevor> every day for 10 years
23:25:00 <Trevor> then i learnt it was just centrepoint
23:25:00 <Trevor> true story
23:25:00 <TheRiddler> yelling I'm police officer mum look
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> SNEAKY SOUND SYSTEM!
23:26:00 <Trevor> fuck u and ur pictures ok
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzL7zwa_mas
23:26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sneaky Sound System - UFO Views: 511,007 Uploader: Sneaky Sound System Uploaded: Sep 24, 2008 Duration: 3m47s Rating: 4.89
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, fuck you!
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> the singer has become whiter and thinner….
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> #fame
23:27:00 <dematerialised> boigah
23:27:00 <Trevor> and less able to sing
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> no.
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is still pretty good… live
23:27:00 <Trevor> maybe if u clean the fat out of ur ears
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe if you listened to decent music !
23:28:00 <TheRiddler> maybe you should take the cocks out of your ears Trevor
23:28:00 <dematerialised> twin-cocks
23:28:00 <Trevor> DONGS
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah what riddler said!
23:28:00 <Trevor> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunty old fuck
23:28:00 <TheRiddler> "that's not earwax"
23:29:00 <Trevor> TM
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> das cock!
23:29:00 <President_Trump> katoomba
23:29:00 <Trevor> hoskins fagget
23:30:00 <Trevor> brb farming corn
23:30:00 <TheRiddler> corn on the cock
23:30:00 <Trevor> i luv a good cob
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> *giggles*
23:31:00 <Trevor> fuck i got pretty drunk this afternoon
23:31:00 <Trevor> slept, hunover
23:31:00 <dematerialised> nobody cares
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, you’re alledgedly perpetually drunk
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> flintstoners
23:32:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z20Mfv9xG_M
23:32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: FLINTSTONERS - Demo Disk Gameplay Views: 7,808 Uploader: Funhaus Uploaded: Aug 8, 2016 Duration: 15m11s Rating: 4.96
23:32:00 <Trevor> john travolta omg
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> which also probably means you’ve got a whiskey dick !
23:33:00 <Trevor> oh mah gawd
23:33:00 <Trevor> !!!
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m sure you say that a lot
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell riddler
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> these guys are hilarious at times
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you watch stuff on twitch riddler?
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> live stream stuff...
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s so weird! (the nerdy stuff)
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> nope
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> I stick mainly to youtube
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… it’s weird…
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, i find it weird....
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps program n’ shit… and you watch em…
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:54:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsIvmOMiIzs
23:54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tom Cruise Laugh Compilation Views: 3,362 Uploader: Mr Snuffles Uploaded: Oct 28, 2015 Duration: 2m42s Rating: 4.61
23:56:00 <Trevor> who wants an alabama hot pocket?
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