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00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahaha
00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah such a cunt!
00:00:00 <FaSHioN`N`CuLTuRe> i appreciate you answering my question in such detail thnx
00:00:00 <Skirmish> Wasn't long after I said no she went to a #sydney meet up and carried on like a pork chop.
00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and that’s why we didn’t bone
00:00:00 <Skirmish> Bullet dodged.
00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:01:00 <Trevor> wow i wish i had kool stories about all the girls i could of met on irc
00:01:00 <FaSHioN`N`CuLTuRe> carrying on like a bloody pork chop
00:01:00 <Trevor> actually no i dont
00:01:00 <FaSHioN`N`CuLTuRe> flamin gallah mzyoyo christ almighty sheila
00:01:00 <Skirmish> She called one of the #sydney ops gay for not responding to her advances that night. Then she got into some drama with Brad.
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor don’t you use ok cupid now, for sluts?
00:01:00 <Trevor> nah
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> Brad! LOL
00:02:00 <Trevor> the odds are good but the goods are odd
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw drats.
00:02:00 <couleurs> Bread Pitts.
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:02:00 <Trevor> http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/12772/turkish+pide
00:02:00 <Skirmish> I have it on good authority that Trevor was banned from Tinder for accepting every girl as a possible match and refusing nobody.
00:02:00 <FaSHioN`N`CuLTuRe> fuck off gordon ramsey
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> knew it
00:03:00 <Trevor> if sluts were banned on tinder ur wife would also be banned
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is banned
00:03:00 <Trevor> least im not fat
00:03:00 <robot> your face is
00:03:00 <Trevor> or ugly
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> im down with being fat… had no complaints yet!
00:04:00 <couleurs> wella wella
00:04:00 <Skirmish> I must have established that I am impervious to insults from people on irc because they all seem to want to insult my wife instead.
00:04:00 <Trevor> thats nice good 4 u
00:04:00 <robot> colours tell me more
00:04:00 <Skirmish> 'Nothing we say to him seems to bother him, so lets start insulting others in his life!'
00:04:00 <robot> was it love at first sight
00:04:00 <couleurs> uh huh
00:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:05:00 <FaSHioN`N`CuLTuRe> aaaaaaaahaahahahahahahahahaa
00:05:00 <robot> can she get me a friend
00:05:00 <robot> twang
00:05:00 <Trevor> but u do realise that when people call ur wife a fat ugly slut theyre suggesting your standards are horrible and that ud infact have sex with a sewer rat
00:05:00 <Trevor> so u are being insulted
00:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
00:05:00 <Skirmish> Really? No!
00:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me…
00:05:00 <Trevor> amazin
00:06:00 <Trevor> ur impervyness
00:06:00 <Trevor> omg
00:06:00 <couleurs> 2016: When Singing Grease Songs on IRC is classified as Entertainment
00:06:00 <Skirmish> All that tells me Trevor is that people don't know who my wife is cause she is a stunner. :)
00:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
00:06:00 <Trevor> shoulda gone 2 spec savas
00:06:00 <FaSHioN`N`CuLTuRe> i dunno why I found it so amusing
00:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ colours
00:07:00 <Trevor> sewer rats stun people 2 usually with their smell
00:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’d know cos you fuck em
00:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> #lowstandards
00:07:00 <FaSHioN`N`CuLTuRe> splinter
00:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:07:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/SKZotwmwNpk
00:07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Does he look like a bitch? Views: 39,233 Uploader: Optic FukBoy Uploaded: Jun 12, 2016 Duration: 0m11s Rating: 4.96
00:08:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I am sorry for giving you a platform to actually talk in channel trevor. I didn't realise you would say things that are so dumb. It's just embarrassing for both of us now.
00:08:00 <FaSHioN`N`CuLTuRe> AHAAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHA
00:08:00 <FaSHioN`N`CuLTuRe> does he look like a bitch?
00:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
00:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes! yes he does!
00:09:00 <couleurs> 1 of the best youtubes eva
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
00:09:00 <FaSHioN`N`CuLTuRe> uhhh I've mcfallen is still my #1
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> john travolta was pretty hawt in pulp fiction
00:10:00 <couleurs> plump diction
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/celebrities-normal-people-gallery-1.1113180?pmSlide=1.1113174
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> not so much now
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda like picard
00:12:00 <couleurs> lol
00:12:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:12:00 <FaSHioN`N`CuLTuRe> you think he hot in Hairspray kate
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah, i was rubbing on out
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> at da movies
00:12:00 <Trevor> i like how ur not insulted its rly nice
00:13:00 <FaSHioN`N`CuLTuRe> i knew it
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i saw hairspray at ….
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh star casino theatre… what’s it called
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lyric
00:16:00 <Trevor> brb embarassing
00:16:00 <Trevor> lol
00:17:00 <Trevor> fuckin cockhead
00:17:00 <President_Trump> where's jen
00:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm yourself aye
00:22:00 <Skirmish> Triggered.
00:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> smoking ice prob
00:25:00 <Skirmish> I should display more empathy towards Trevor. He is suffering PTSD from failing to fix austnet from the evil Lwaxana.
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i heard they fucked!
00:25:00 <Skirmish> Score!
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> well…
00:26:00 <Skirmish> I had planned to be on skillport tonight doing tests. That hasn't worked out as planned at all.
00:27:00 <Skirmish> Instead I am sitting here eating lollies on austnet. #lifegoals
00:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> winning
00:28:00 <FaSHioN`N`CuLTuRe> I dunno that sounds pretty productive to me
00:29:00 <President_Trump> what sort of lollies take pics
00:29:00 <President_Trump> hard boiled lollies u give to lil hilters friends
00:29:00 <Skirmish> Picard would be horrified that his tax dollars are paying me to do this. Even more reason to enjoy it.
00:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:38:00 <Trevor> skirmish does it come naturally or did ur mother raise u 2 be a fuckwit
00:38:00 <Trevor> http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/e9baebee-0bd8-11e6-9456-444ab5211a2f.html#axzz4IjNv1R1a
00:46:00 <Skirmish> :)
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
01:26:00 <Bonny> next who, what, where?
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> stuffn things
01:55:00 <Bonny> ok lol
10:10:00 <ShadowLurker> wow this place
12:06:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhoepQrxbfc
12:06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mario Poops a Butt (And Then The Butt Poops) // El-Cid Views: 406,807 Uploader: El Cid Uploaded: Feb 28, 2013 Duration: 0m50s Rating: 4.74
14:07:00 <gs69azza> it's kinda cold today
15:13:00 <British^Meat> Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
15:13:00 <British^Meat> [09:40] <ShadowLurker> wow this place
15:14:00 <Student> Greetings
15:14:00 <emuls> greetings Student
15:15:00 <Student> emuls :)
15:17:00 <emuls> so..............................
15:17:00 <Student> :)
15:17:00 <Student> lot of blank in there
15:18:00 <emuls> yeah
15:18:00 <emuls> a bit excesive really
15:18:00 <Student> ok
15:18:00 <Student> how are you doing?
15:19:00 <British^Meat> what do u study?
15:19:00 <Student> cogintive sciences
15:20:00 <emuls> interesting field of study
15:20:00 <emuls> how many years of study? 4?
15:21:00 <Student> depends on when are you going to pass that
15:21:00 <emuls> Based aon the structure of that sentence you could be going for a while lol
15:22:00 <emuls> i kid.
15:22:00 <Student> ok
15:22:00 <emuls> is this all a scientific experiment for you
15:23:00 <Student> i don't understand what you are reffering to as an experiment
15:23:00 <British^Meat> lol
15:24:00 <British^Meat> what is your cultural background?
15:24:00 <British^Meat> i see u in here get hassled alot
15:24:00 <British^Meat> lets get to the bottom of this Student
15:24:00 <Student> very well
15:24:00 <Student> it is nice you start to chat in here BM
15:24:00 <Student> although i have seen your pics in fur coat
15:24:00 <British^Meat> lol
15:24:00 <emuls> ahahahah and there we have it
15:24:00 <British^Meat> u have not...
15:25:00 <British^Meat> lol ikr
15:25:00 <gs69azza> hahaha
15:25:00 <emuls> fgt
15:25:00 <British^Meat> ur a lil bit confused, but i think i know what u mean
15:25:00 <British^Meat> r u toying with me Student?
15:25:00 <Student> am i?>
15:25:00 <Student> you are famous in this channel
15:26:00 <Student> and your coat is more famous than you
15:26:00 <British^Meat> not sure i trust u
15:26:00 <Student> any way
15:26:00 <Student> how you started to write things in this channel?
15:27:00 <Student> accident?
15:27:00 <British^Meat> what?
15:27:00 <Student> :-/
15:27:00 <Student> what what?
15:28:00 <British^Meat> dont say i dont chat
15:28:00 <British^Meat> i chat
15:28:00 <Student> ok
15:28:00 <Student> atleast you are doing something with your life
15:28:00 <Student> good to know
15:29:00 <British^Meat> https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Zt4oV8yOoaATQwE/giphy-downsized-large.gif
15:29:00 <British^Meat> look i just pasted a gif
15:29:00 <Student> ok
15:30:00 <Student> cool
15:33:00 <Student> what are you doing with your life British^Meat? working?
15:37:00 <British^Meat> i dont want to chat to you anymore
15:37:00 <British^Meat> so im not going to
15:38:00 <Student> nice manners
15:39:00 <emuls> Is English your second language Student
15:39:00 <emuls> ?
15:39:00 <Student> may be
15:39:00 <emuls> maybe or may be
15:40:00 <Student> may be
16:22:00 <TheRon> 420!
16:23:00 <Student> 024
16:30:00 <TheRon> i need a lover that won't drive me crazy
16:31:00 <Student> boring
16:31:00 <TheRon> indeed
16:32:00 <emuls> bloop
16:45:00 <British^Meat> shall we try and chat again Student?
16:45:00 <TheRon> in english?
16:45:00 <emuls> yes
16:45:00 <emuls> lets
16:47:00 <Student> :-/
16:47:00 <Student> let me think
16:47:00 <Student> i will inform you once i am convinced about it
16:47:00 <Student> cool? :)
16:47:00 <British^Meat> hurry up
16:47:00 <British^Meat> as u know, im pretty popular
16:47:00 <Student> i am not a hurry up type guy, i take my time
16:48:00 <British^Meat> Student....
16:49:00 <TheRon> student' who's gonna win the grand final?
16:49:00 <TheRon> !8ball is hawthorn gonna win it again?
16:49:00 <Student> no idea
16:50:00 <smarties> British^Meat and emuls, hello
16:50:00 <smarties> How are we travelling?
16:50:00 <British^Meat> U decided yet Student?
16:50:00 <emuls> my money is on geelong or sydney
16:50:00 <Student> i gave you time too British^Meat
16:50:00 <British^Meat> is this us chatting Student?
16:50:00 <emuls> i am not travelling anywhere for a very long time
16:51:00 <British^Meat> Imagine if cats do win, dangerfield will be lovin it
16:51:00 <British^Meat> Or if Crows win....
16:51:00 <TheRon> it will be a miracle
16:52:00 <smarties> emuls hi
16:52:00 <smarties> How is British^Meat doing?
16:52:00 <smarties> I know he's had a hard time with his away nicks
16:52:00 <smarties> I was so sorry to hear the same thing happend to you also emuls
16:52:00 <Student> :)
16:53:00 <smarties> :)
16:53:00 <smarties> The Crows won't win British^Meat you dreamer
16:53:00 <TheRon> nba champion Delly was in melbourne today
16:53:00 <TheRon> local boy come good
16:55:00 <emuls> huh>
16:55:00 <emuls> see smarties
16:55:00 <emuls> when i'm away from the laptop
16:55:00 <emuls> i'm away from the laptop
16:55:00 <emuls> and not thinking
16:55:00 <emuls> hmm
16:55:00 <smarties> emulsy :)
16:55:00 <emuls> i wonder what is happening to my away nick on irc
16:56:00 <emuls> i wonder what that unemployed gimp is doing with my away nick
16:56:00 <emuls> i'm definitely not thinking about that
16:56:00 <smarties> emuls is having a meltdown
17:01:00 <emuls> yes
17:01:00 <emuls> yes i am
17:02:00 <Student> chill pill?
17:04:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyZiI-wGVSA
17:04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Beastie Boys - Can't Won't Don't Stop Views: 10,123 Uploader: nickos g Uploaded: Apr 22, 2011 Duration: 3m3s Rating: 4.82
17:05:00 <TheRon> cypress hill next?
17:06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Cypress Hill - Cock the Hammer.mp3 (10.11MB 128kbps Stereo 11:02)
17:07:00 <TheRon> rod stewart - downtown train
17:07:00 <TheRon> tom wait song i think
17:09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tom Waits - Telephone Call From Istanbul.mp3 (7.3MB 128kbps Stereo 7:58)
17:10:00 <British^Meat> feeeb! Hello?
17:10:00 <Doodle> feeeeeeeeeeeeb how do u spell egg
17:11:00 <British^Meat> hens vaginas?
17:11:00 <Doodle> ahaha
17:11:00 <British^Meat> Trick or treat! No sweets, just cash
17:12:00 <Doodle> i have the yugoslavian movie poster for that movie hanging in my living room
17:12:00 <TheRon> where's your "up in smoke" tour poster?
17:12:00 <Doodle> chief mangosuthu butheleze cul de sac!
17:12:00 <Doodle> lol TheRon
17:13:00 <British^Meat> haha
17:13:00 <British^Meat> pics pls
17:13:00 <Doodle> hang on a sec
17:16:00 <TheRon> hooters - all you zombies
17:16:00 <TheRon> fucking love this song
17:16:00 <Doodle> here u go British^Meat http://i.imgur.com/EmSxROW.jpg
17:17:00 <breaker> all you zombies show your faces all you people in the street
17:17:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Groove Armada - I See You Baby (Radio Edit).mp3 (5.38MB 128kbps Stereo 5:52)
17:17:00 <breaker> TheRon, I agree.
17:17:00 <TheRon> i like hooters too
17:17:00 <TheRon> never been though
17:18:00 <breaker> Hi Doodle mate, how's it going?
17:18:00 <British^Meat> ah hah awesome pic :)
17:18:00 <Doodle> hi david have you drunk some bleach
17:18:00 <British^Meat> i only had a small A4 pic i ripped out of a Juice magazine back in the day
17:18:00 <TheRon> is beaker the best muppet?
17:18:00 <Doodle> animal
17:18:00 <breaker> Doodle, Still waiting for you to drink your bleach first.. that was the deal remember?
17:19:00 <TheRon> the two old guys on the balcony?
17:19:00 <TheRon> "they we'rent half bad" "nope, they we're all bad!"
17:20:00 <Doodle> lol
17:20:00 <Doodle> scooter
17:20:00 <TheRon> gene wiler died today
17:20:00 <Doodle> ye
17:20:00 <TheRon> great movies like see no evil hear no evil
17:20:00 <Doodle> young frankenstein
17:20:00 <Doodle> blazing saddles
17:21:00 <TheRon> wonka
17:21:00 <Doodle> i should watch young frankenstein again
17:21:00 <Doodle> ace movie
17:21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Raggadeath - Dance With The Devil.mp3 (9.02MB 128kbps Stereo 9:50)
17:24:00 <TheRon> bon jovi - dry county
17:26:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sugar Ray - Every Morning.mp3 (5.08MB 128kbps Stereo 5:33)
17:27:00 <British^Meat> no
17:28:00 <smarties> British^Meat!!!
17:28:00 <smarties> :)
17:31:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Zig & Zag - Them Girls, Them Girls.mp3 (5.27MB 128kbps Stereo 5:45)
17:32:00 <British^Meat> girls drool...
17:32:00 <British^Meat> boys also drool
17:35:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Simply Red - Stars.mp3 (5.7MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 4:09)
17:35:00 <TheRon> bruce sprinsteen - because the night
17:38:00 <Picard> dont u cunts work
17:38:00 <British^Meat> hahah
17:38:00 <British^Meat> here we go
17:38:00 <British^Meat> U got our attention andy pandy
17:38:00 <British^Meat> now whats all this about working?
17:39:00 <TheRon> don't you fuck adults?
17:39:00 <British^Meat> what time do u knock off Picard? u got here at 4, do u work from home?
17:39:00 <British^Meat> race home straight onto irc?
17:39:00 <Lumeah> Android chat
17:39:00 <Lumeah> Dah
17:39:00 <British^Meat> maybe finished at 2? 30 min drive home
17:40:00 <British^Meat> shower, have a feed
17:40:00 <British^Meat> on at 4
17:40:00 <British^Meat> busy schedule
17:40:00 <TheRon> you're the voice try and understand it
17:49:00 <emuls> lol
17:49:00 <emuls> busy schedule
17:49:00 <emuls> i shouldnt laugh
17:49:00 <emuls> my life revolves around milk and the next shitty nappy
17:49:00 <emuls> AND THAT'S JUSTME HAHAHAHA
17:49:00 <emuls> ugh
17:50:00 <British^Meat> hah
17:53:00 <Picard> lol
17:53:00 <Picard> actually it logged in as i opened the laptop
17:53:00 <Picard> i was doing other things and realised
17:54:00 <Picard> and yes i was home at 3.30
17:54:00 <breaker> Dickard.
17:54:00 <Picard> yes spud
18:01:00 <TheRon> Viktor is a very unattractive man!
18:03:00 <TheRon> good morning Moscow!
18:06:00 <TheRon> my angel is the centerfold
18:07:00 <President_Trump> lols
18:11:00 <TheRon> i'm walking on sunshine
18:16:00 <TheRon> and we danced
18:16:00 <TheRon> on the wave of the ocean romance
18:28:00 <TheRon> i want to know what love is
18:30:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
18:30:00 <emuls> evening
18:30:00 <TheRon> hello
18:30:00 <Sunbeam> hello emuls
18:30:00 <Sunbeam> hello TheRon
18:30:00 <Sunbeam> how yer doing?
18:30:00 <TheRon> beers and foreigner you tell me
18:31:00 <Sunbeam> you don't know how you are?
18:31:00 <TheRon> i'm always good
18:31:00 <Sunbeam> that's good to hear
18:33:00 <TheRon> breakkky beer?
18:33:00 <Sunbeam> who?
18:33:00 <Sunbeam> i don't drink
18:33:00 <TheRon> that's no fun
18:33:00 <Sunbeam> fun is what you make it
18:34:00 <TheRon> beer makes everything fun
18:34:00 <Sunbeam> hello BMO
18:36:00 <emuls> hello Sunbeam
18:36:00 <Sunbeam> hello for the second time emuls
18:36:00 <emuls> hello
18:36:00 <Sunbeam> hi
18:36:00 <Sunbeam> salut
18:36:00 <Sunbeam> Bonjour
18:42:00 <TheRon> a new sensation right now, it's gonna take you over
18:45:00 <TheRon> \i wear my sunglasses at night
18:48:00 <zaim> hart
18:49:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:49:00 <TheRon> he can't sing, but it's a good song
18:53:00 <zaim> its definitely up there
19:02:00 <TheRon> here coem the men in black
19:14:00 <Picard> Muslim MP Anne Aly (Cowan, WA)—has just sworn in on the Koran as she took office. That means she has just sworn to uphold the laws of Allah first
19:14:00 <Picard> Thats a fucking disgrace
19:15:00 <TheRon> roses really smell like poo ooh ooh
19:16:00 <Picard> thats your breath, after sucking cock
19:29:00 <TheRon> sorry ms jackson
19:35:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
19:36:00 <georgeandwell> australia is open
19:36:00 <georgeandwell> m8
19:37:00 <georgeandwell> aussies r just used to thinking australia is in europe
19:37:00 <georgeandwell> might hav a look around sometime
19:44:00 <Skirmish> I think it's time to add georgeandwell to the perm ignore list.
19:51:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/funnyanobjectionablestuffs/videos/547578858739170/
20:01:00 <georgeandwell> wish ppl would do a class action against dodgy traffic cameras
20:03:00 <couleurs> sgarn on m8s yibbidy yabbida
20:03:00 <partay> Picard how was your 12hr day ?
20:04:00 <georgeandwell> rex hunt fishing show
20:04:00 <georgeandwell> hes dead now isnt it
20:05:00 <Picard> no idea
20:05:00 <Picard> my day was about 4 hours
20:05:00 <partay> yibbada yibbada
20:05:00 <Skirmish> Picard gives off that vibe of someone that went to work once and claims he hurt his back and has been milking it for 15 years.
20:06:00 <Picard> nuh
20:08:00 <georgeandwell> too good 4 work
20:10:00 <georgeandwell> n e grlz 1r come ova wear no panties pls
20:14:00 <partay> georgeandwell that will never happen
20:15:00 <Skirmish> He is asking for grlz?
20:15:00 <Skirmish> There is a section in his local newspaper with women that would visit him.
20:15:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/UiRI77R
20:15:00 <Skirmish> That's all the chance he has.
20:15:00 <Picard> 24% of the budget is spent on welfare
20:16:00 <Skirmish> That is welfare as a whole Picard, not just centrelink payments.
20:16:00 <Skirmish> That includes middle class welfare.
20:17:00 <georgeandwell> i like watch rbt andbhihway patrol
20:17:00 <Skirmish> Also includes the aged pension. Are you suggesting that the elderly that have worked their entire lives in most cases should not get a pension?
20:17:00 <Picard> correct
20:17:00 <Picard> http://www.skynews.com.au/video/program/program_featured/2016/08/29/muslims-with-four-wives-on-welfare--hanson.html
20:17:00 <Picard> this shit has to stop
20:17:00 <georgeandwell> i had a fair few bj from paid girls
20:17:00 <georgeandwell> was all good
20:18:00 <georgeandwell> me willy needs some attention somtimez
20:18:00 <Skirmish> You can't stop that Picard. You're a bigot if you try.
20:18:00 <Skirmish> You have to accept their cultural differences.
20:18:00 <georgeandwell> moozlims
20:19:00 <Picard> so you are ok with them collecting a benefit because they have 4 wives?
20:19:00 <georgeandwell> im working from home 2morrow
20:19:00 <Picard> you live by the law of the country, not the law of religion
20:20:00 <georgeandwell> i reckon islam will dominate
20:20:00 <Skirmish> How else are they going to out-breed us and take over unless they have multiple wives?
20:21:00 <Picard> u moron.
20:21:00 <Skirmish> Stop being a bigot.
20:22:00 <Skirmish> It's their culture to have multiple wives.
20:22:00 <amelia> i don't understand what 4x wives has to do with it
20:22:00 <Skirmish> amelia: They were all on welfare and the guy was probably taking all the money.
20:22:00 <amelia> the wives were on welfare?
20:23:00 <Skirmish> They must have been strict if there were 4 wives which means the women weren't allowed to have anything.
20:23:00 <Skirmish> Yes.
20:23:00 <Picard> its illegal to have more than one wife. end of story. fuck off back to the sandpitt they came from if they dont wish to live by our LAWS
20:24:00 <georgeandwell> i wish i had 4 wives
20:24:00 <georgeandwell> if they r sexy
20:24:00 <amelia> illegal where?
20:24:00 <georgeandwell> and obedient
20:24:00 <Skirmish> Here in Australia amelia.
20:24:00 <Picard> in australia, ffs are u that stupid amelia
20:24:00 <georgeandwell> iant it every aussie blokes dream to hav more pussy m8
20:25:00 <Picard> and its beyond my why the fuck you would want 4 wives
20:25:00 <amelia> no, i am well aware, i am trying to get you to re-read what you are saying Picard
20:25:00 <partay> georgeandwell try just once having gf for longer that 1hr.... you'll then be able to answer that question you socially retarded mong
20:25:00 <georgeandwell> i would if they are good at catering 4 me
20:25:00 <Skirmish> Strict islam and shariah is making inroads in western countries because of this massive push by far left retards to 'accept' differences instead of insisting on integration.
20:25:00 <amelia> you know when you let a dumb kid figure it out on his own
20:26:00 <georgeandwell> partay shorten ur insults plz
20:26:00 <georgeandwell> i read litle
20:26:00 <Picard> lefties will regret it one day
20:26:00 <georgeandwell> i dont like greenies
20:26:00 <georgeandwell> too soft m8
20:26:00 <Skirmish> Lefties are more vocal in society than the right. So the right will regret it for not standing up sooner.
20:26:00 <georgeandwell> they mainly soft cos their dad was a nazi
20:26:00 <georgeandwell> i know a few
20:27:00 <Picard> pauline is making enough noise
20:27:00 <Skirmish> She is being shouted down just as much.
20:27:00 <georgeandwell> well m8... i reckon oz is multicultural
20:27:00 <georgeandwell> haha
20:27:00 <georgeandwell> suck shit bruz
20:27:00 <georgeandwell> u lose
20:27:00 <partay> next election liberal and labor will lose more seat to the minor parties
20:28:00 <partay> and georgeandwell will still have a 3.8" penis
20:28:00 <Picard> probably
20:28:00 <georgeandwell> me i dont care... there are 80cities the size of london in china 2day
20:28:00 <Skirmish> They will still be the parties in power though because the minor parties are too small and fragmented.
20:28:00 <georgeandwell> come to aussie my chinese brothers lol
20:28:00 <Picard> the senate will become unworkable
20:29:00 <georgeandwell> Chinese r bettr than arabs.. fuck arabs are real cuntz man
20:29:00 <georgeandwell> u cant reason with lebs
20:29:00 <georgeandwell> thats the deal with muslims... they are all pretty crazy
20:34:00 <emuls> seems it's brains trust night tonight eh
20:35:00 <partay> yep.. the Picard, georgeandwell and amelia combo
20:35:00 <georgeandwell> lol
20:35:00 <georgeandwell> hipsters
20:35:00 <partay> not enough IQ points to power a single led light
20:35:00 <georgeandwell> that is the ens if gen y
20:35:00 <emuls> bam
20:35:00 <amelia> i am the dumb rose amongst 2x dumb thorns
20:35:00 <georgeandwell> and australia
20:36:00 <georgeandwell> amelia do u know any lebs m8
20:36:00 <partay> at least amelia knows it and basks in her stupidity
20:37:00 <amelia> no soz georgio i dunno any
20:37:00 <georgeandwell> ok my dear
20:37:00 <georgeandwell> i know 1 hipster
20:43:00 <nicehead> F A G G O T S
20:43:00 <partay> lol
20:43:00 <amelia> bwahahahahaha
20:43:00 <partay> nicehead nicehead
20:43:00 <amelia> your nickname is misleading
20:43:00 <partay> its an oxymoron
20:43:00 <Picard> lol
20:43:00 <amelia> no u r
20:44:00 <Picard> fucking moron
20:44:00 <Picard> :P
20:44:00 <nicehead> Prothero sup loser
20:45:00 <nicehead> ?Prothero wheres chunky
20:46:00 <nicehead> Prothero ....
20:47:00 <nicehead> Where is chelsea prothero?
20:47:00 <emuls> well isn't this delightful
20:48:00 <Doodle> SEEK HELP
20:48:00 <nicehead> Wtf
20:48:00 <amelia> wtf is a Prothero
20:48:00 <amelia> profiterole?
20:48:00 <Doodle> its the noise a dying swan makes
20:48:00 <nicehead> Picard = Andy prothero
20:48:00 <nicehead> His wife' name is chelsea prothero
20:48:00 <nicehead> And son lachy prothero
20:49:00 <amelia> ok but now i want profiteroles
20:49:00 <Doodle> lol
20:52:00 <nicehead> No thanks
20:52:00 <nicehead> Prothero stop snitching to the ops u fag
20:52:00 <nicehead> Fat faggot cunt
20:53:00 <Doodle> yeah!
20:53:00 <British^Meat> :)
20:53:00 <British^Meat> Looks like i got good timing :)
20:54:00 <Doodle> goodness how exciting
20:54:00 <British^Meat> how did they manage to get ur FB Picard u numpty :)
20:55:00 <nicehead> prothero goes silent when hes called out
20:55:00 <nicehead> A true loser
20:56:00 <nicehead> Prothero are u crying mate
20:56:00 <nicehead> ?
20:57:00 <Doodle> ok so ur lame trolling didnt work u can stfu now
20:58:00 <georgeandwell> garn
20:58:00 <georgeandwell> m8
20:58:00 <emuls> hahah
20:58:00 <emuls> oh man
20:58:00 <emuls> i want to see this fb page
20:58:00 <British^Meat> lol
20:58:00 <amelia> wb georgio we missed @ u
20:58:00 <georgeandwell> thx my dearest
20:59:00 <georgeandwell> im watchin tv now
20:59:00 <georgeandwell> red dragon
21:01:00 <British^Meat> did u really miss georgeandwell?
21:01:00 <British^Meat> Or r u being nice?
21:02:00 <President_Trump> whats garn on
21:02:00 <amelia> British^Meat i am always really lovely ok
21:03:00 <British^Meat> naww
21:03:00 <georgeandwell> watching tv
21:03:00 <georgeandwell> as usual
21:06:00 <georgeandwell> i hope my jizz is potent enuff for 40yr ladies
21:06:00 <georgeandwell> to get babies
21:06:00 <amelia> fingers crossed
21:06:00 <georgeandwell> thx
21:06:00 <georgeandwell> no ivf
21:08:00 <Doodle> .
21:08:00 <emuls> wtf
21:08:00 <emuls> are you talking about
21:09:00 <Doodle> what 40yo lady is going to let you fill her dixie cup
21:09:00 <Doodle> a blind deaf masochist?
21:10:00 <Zade> i suspect most women that have been with georgeandwell say the same thing ïs it in yet, i cant feel a thing"
21:12:00 <georgeandwell> dixie cup
21:12:00 <georgeandwell> zade ever been with a woman
21:12:00 <Zade> just your mum
21:12:00 <Doodle> :o
21:13:00 <georgeandwell> i dont believe u
21:13:00 <georgeandwell> so i ask again
21:13:00 <Doodle> were u picking bits of broken ping pong ball out of the end of your knob for days afterwards
21:13:00 <Doodle> cos i was
21:13:00 <Zade> haha
21:14:00 <georgeandwell> ever been with a man zade
21:14:00 <Zade> just your dad
21:14:00 <georgeandwell> such a fag
21:14:00 <robot> hi
21:14:00 <Doodle> lol
21:14:00 <Doodle> hi robot
21:14:00 <robot> hey Doodle
21:14:00 <robot> sdoin?
21:15:00 <Doodle> not much just procrastinating
21:15:00 <Doodle> u?
21:15:00 <robot> lol
21:15:00 <robot> not a lot
21:15:00 <robot> watched some documentaries 2nite
21:16:00 <Doodle> sounds dangerous
21:16:00 <couleurs> Fracking and U a documentaries about deadly gasses
21:16:00 <georgeandwell> fracking is safe
21:16:00 <robot> lol
21:16:00 <georgeandwell> im getting 99c.petrol cos of it m8
21:16:00 <couleurs> u fracking shutup m8
21:16:00 <georgeandwell> loving it
21:17:00 <georgeandwell> once paidbupto $1.50
21:17:00 <partay> the fucking robot
21:17:00 <robot> hey partay
21:20:00 <partay> Picard have you been trolling the schoolgirl pic site?
21:22:00 <Picard> anyone flown with airasia?
21:22:00 <emuls> yes
21:22:00 <Picard> what partay?
21:23:00 <emuls> i flew air asia x to cambodia
21:23:00 <partay> air asia are cheap
21:23:00 <Picard> any good
21:23:00 <partay> they are fine
21:23:00 <emuls> it did the job
21:24:00 <emuls> i was lucky enough to score seats at the back of the plane where it goes from 3 3 to 2 2
21:24:00 <Picard> lucky?
21:24:00 <emuls> it's nice not having anyone next to you when flying as a couple
21:25:00 <emuls> if you dofly with them
21:25:00 <emuls> be sure to bring warm layers
21:25:00 <Picard> they are not 2 4 2 then?
21:25:00 <emuls> cause you have to fight over the blankets
21:25:00 <emuls> oh yeah
21:25:00 <emuls> there's a middle row
21:26:00 <emuls> just couldnt remember if it was 4 or 3 in the middle
21:26:00 <Picard> so 3 3 3 ?
21:26:00 <Picard> blankets are extra
21:26:00 <emuls> yeah you gotta pay
21:26:00 <emuls> and there's not enough to go around
21:26:00 <emuls> you pre book your meals
21:26:00 <emuls> and be sure to have cash
21:27:00 <emuls> unless they've got cc facilities now
21:27:00 <Picard> i read a review where they didnt seat a family together, amde them pay extras for seat selection
21:29:00 <partay> its no frills
21:29:00 <partay> if youre flying to asia its only 9 hours anyway
21:29:00 <partay> wtf do you need ?
21:29:00 <Picard> you would expect a booking on one transaction you would be seated together
21:29:00 <partay> like going to the movies
21:30:00 <Picard> a flatbed would be nice partay
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> oops
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/q83/p480x480/14088616_1320469244654404_3820921085654282614_n.jpg?oh=e435e1499f2b3e18c0fff53924a05b40&oe=584B1297
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> for amelia
21:31:00 <amelia> NAWWWWWWW
21:32:00 <amelia> my cold black heart is fluttering
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> hai btw
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:32:00 <amelia> haiiii
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> how are you?
21:32:00 <amelia> super duper fanks how be you
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> pretty good
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> just got off work
21:33:00 <amelia> tis almost bed time but
21:33:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11898682_649910721813162_6350464811711117369_n.jpg?oh=e90f28f5c08484237be41bddc4b53224&oe=5843FDA7
21:33:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
21:34:00 <amelia> ahahah
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14068284_1357952310901159_4365504367909884605_n.jpg?oh=e00a14dc19058e58d47fca777979fd39&oe=5850592F
21:35:00 <partay> TheRiddler if you saw Picard in your carpark at work would you slash his tyres ?
21:36:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> i had a cofffee or twoo
21:37:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> (_.._)
21:37:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> (_).._)
21:37:00 <couleurs> i had 4 2 day
21:37:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> ahh
21:37:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> good work
21:37:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> :)
21:38:00 <couleurs> 8=====D
21:38:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> :)
21:38:00 <TheRiddler> probably not seeing as how he looks like the mascot of that tyre company
21:38:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/amzmX49_700b.jpg
21:39:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> i have a goos collection on jpeg files now
21:39:00 <amelia> cute puppy wants ameliapats
21:39:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> i have a good collection on jpeg files now
21:39:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> kittens are underated
21:39:00 <couleurs> how many jpegs u had 2 day romeo
21:39:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> 70
21:40:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
21:40:00 <couleurs> ne gefs
21:40:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> many gifs too
21:40:00 <couleurs> jefs
21:40:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> :)
21:40:00 <georgeandwell> n e grlzz
21:40:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> JIF$
21:40:00 <georgeandwell> 1r
21:41:00 <georgeandwell> send me ur panties
21:41:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> haha
21:41:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> pedo
21:41:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> :P
21:41:00 <georgeandwell> all pedos r gay m8
21:41:00 <georgeandwell> when i see news
21:41:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> mmm
21:41:00 <georgeandwell> 100%
21:42:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avnEgpW_460sv.mp4
21:42:00 <TheRiddler> .
21:42:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aDGZwjO_700b.jpg
21:42:00 <TheRiddler> last 1
21:43:00 <georgeandwell> if u see a gay... ask also r u into boyz
21:43:00 <georgeandwell> 2 b sure
21:43:00 <TheRiddler> are you into boys georgeandwell?
21:43:00 <georgeandwell> 2 b shor
21:43:00 <georgeandwell> i bet u r riddler
21:43:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> boys need no love
21:43:00 <georgeandwell> check ur computer jpegs
21:44:00 <georgeandwell> i call police
21:44:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> :)
21:44:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> call them
21:44:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> :P
21:44:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> =)
21:44:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> with what phone?
21:44:00 <georgeandwell> iphone
21:45:00 <georgeandwell> 6s
21:45:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> mmm ahh
21:45:00 <TheRiddler> you're the gay 1 here
21:45:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> i wonder what cyber chicks would taste like in the future
21:45:00 <georgeandwell> hololens
21:45:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> :)
21:45:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> :_)
21:45:00 <partay> a lot like binary
21:46:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> :)
21:46:00 <]^alienated\romeo_> ok
21:54:00 <georgeandwell> check riddlers compter 4 jpegs
21:56:00 <couleurs> horspegs
21:57:00 <TheRiddler> georgeandwell has all his gay porn in bmp
21:58:00 <georgeandwell> check for pedo
21:58:00 <georgeandwell> code
23:08:00 <TheRiddler> watching rocky horror
23:11:00 <couleurs> ok
23:11:00 <TheRiddler> never seen it
23:11:00 <TheRiddler> tim curry has aged poorly
23:14:00 <TheRiddler> oh
23:14:00 <TheRiddler> he had a stroke :(
23:15:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAA
23:19:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/1YJWd.jpg amelia playing computer games
23:19:00 <amelia> actually quite accurate
23:20:00 <couleurs> nice joystick ;)
23:20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:20:00 <amelia> thnx!!!!!
23:21:00 <couleurs> wella wella hmmph
23:22:00 <amelia> AHAHAAH
23:22:00 <amelia> like did he haf a car
23:22:00 <amelia> -robot
23:23:00 <couleurs> tru
23:23:00 <robot> hehehe its funny coz thats what i said last nite
23:23:00 <robot> amelia r u stalkin
23:23:00 <amelia> ahahaahhaa a dad dressed his kid up as ben cousins with flour on his nose
23:24:00 <amelia> #1 dad
23:24:00 <robot> ahha
23:27:00 <couleurs> Does He Look Like a Bich?
23:27:00 <amelia> aahahhaahaahaa
23:27:00 <amelia> uh huh
23:27:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
23:28:00 <robot> this would be me if i was a father https://youtu.be/0hqv0j6eDbA?t=324
23:28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Best Fails of the Week 3 October 2015 || FailArmy Views: 6,754,845 Uploader: FailArmy Uploaded: Oct 16, 2015 Duration: 7m20s Rating: 4.88
23:29:00 <amelia> BWAHAH the kid afterwards
23:29:00 <amelia> he in so much pain he even flips
23:32:00 <robot> well, this is embarrassing, i was talking about the sunlight girl
23:33:00 <amelia> hence y i said the kid afterwards
23:33:00 <amelia> capiche?
23:34:00 <robot> fkn go ya
23:34:00 <robot> kick ya head clean off m8
23:34:00 <robot> the next thing u will get from me is a knuckle sandwich ok
23:34:00 <Skirmish> Lol
23:35:00 <Skirmish> Wish condiments!
23:35:00 <Skirmish> With*
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/91Bf2.jpg big tit simulator
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> :p
23:36:00 <robot> i dunno
23:36:00 <amelia> why is she facing the wrong way
23:36:00 <robot> whats the point in living if you dont have a dick?
23:36:00 <robot> -- donnie darko
23:36:00 <amelia> who the fuck lays that way on a beach
23:37:00 <couleurs> get funky wit da cheez whizz
23:37:00 <couleurs> --- donald duck
23:37:00 <President_Trump> lots of people do amelia lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:37:00 <President_Trump> u have obviously never been to the beach
23:37:00 <amelia> wot
23:37:00 <robot> sorry amelia
23:37:00 <amelia> isn't the normal way to face the beach
23:37:00 <robot> i am with President_Trump on this 1
23:37:00 <Skirmish> She was probably angling for the best direct sun and no shadows amelia.
23:37:00 <amelia> not away from it
23:38:00 <amelia> you go to the beach n face away from it?
23:38:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:38:00 <robot> oh no i thought u meant face up
23:38:00 <President_Trump> stumped
23:38:00 <Skirmish> When you're wearing a little as she is and oiled up like that ... She is there for the sun and to land a root.
23:38:00 <robot> /tit up
23:38:00 <Skirmish> Not the water.
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> no idea why
23:38:00 <amelia> Its a beach
23:38:00 <robot> away from beach is weird
23:38:00 <amelia> there are no shadows
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> maybe she was fishing for a dick
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> :P
23:39:00 <amelia> amelia: 1 trump: -4
23:39:00 <President_Trump> i won easily
23:39:00 <amelia> no u stupid slut hairpiece fish
23:40:00 <President_Trump> no need to be a sore loser
23:40:00 <amelia> lewsr
23:41:00 <Skirmish> amelia: The body casts shadows.
23:42:00 <Skirmish> She's got huge norks. Maybe she didn't want tit shadow in her tan so she moved the chair to remove the shadow.
23:42:00 <amelia> I guess i will jus never know for sure
23:42:00 <robot> lol
23:42:00 <amelia> sigh
23:42:00 <robot> shadow tits
23:43:00 <couleurs> she looks like a KFC
23:43:00 <robot> ?
23:43:00 <President_Trump> amelia defeated convincingly
23:44:00 <couleurs> kentyucky fried c*nt!!!!!!!!!
23:45:00 <amelia> u guys r shit u made georgio leave
23:46:00 <robot> sry
23:47:00 <amelia> forgiven
23:47:00 <couleurs> sgarn n e grrls 1er wella wella hmpph 2 nite?
23:48:00 <robot> lol
23:50:00 <robot> australians r worst racist idiets -- george
23:50:00 <robot> k i saved us the trouble
23:51:00 <President_Trump> got 2 africans to clean appartment for 80 bucks racist fuckin aussies wanted 140
23:51:00 <President_Trump> hows it garrrrrn
23:51:00 <President_Trump> i win
23:56:00 <robot> i win -- President_Trump
23:57:00 <robot> hi k8
23:58:00 <Skirmish> Katewah
23:59:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
23:59:00 <couleurs> driven in me 1992 toyota corolla fkn aussie cars r shit m8 sgorn
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