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00:00 <timmay> leatherface from TCM is there 2 !! ><
00:00 <timmay> if youve seen the end of cabin the woods... all those freaks are there too
04:00 <timmay> wsnt that comical
04:00 <timmay> when hemsy rides off into the wall and kills himself
04:00 <timmay> llololool
05:00 <timmay> seeta all im snoozin
07:00 <Doodle> til 4am when the next meth rant starts
07:00 <TheRiddler> someone switched your meds with drugs
07:00 <TheRiddler> unless his meds is ice
07:00 <TheRiddler> ugh
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking worse than beeeehhhhh
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i ignored it
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/benefits-single-life-forever-yasmin-jeffery?utm_source=vicefbuk
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> divorce never looked so appealing!
13:00 <undiez-zz> eww
14:00 <undiez-zz> katatonic_kate01
14:00 <undiez-zz> lets get married
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
15:00 <undiez-zz> :{
15:00 <undiez-zz> your engagement ring will be from those little machines u put a $1 coin in and turn
15:00 <undiez-zz> :}
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> povo cunt much?
17:00 <undiez-zz> its that or a burger ring out of my chip packet
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
19:00 <dematerialised> the last engagement ring i bought was $700 on special from zamels, needless to say she said no
19:00 <undiez-zz> aaaaaaaaahahahhahha
19:00 <undiez-zz> ^5
19:00 <breaker> looooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:00 <undiez-zz> thatd be somethin thatd happen 2 me
20:00 <undiez-zz> did u give her a backhand n tell her to boot off?
20:00 <undiez-zz> her/he
20:00 <undiez-zz> :}~
20:00 <undiez-zz> i could never have a family
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@dem
21:00 <dematerialised> silly woman tried to keep it too
21:00 <dematerialised> im like fuck that you said no, give that shit back
22:00 <undiez-zz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKcPjfMgvy4
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 2Pac ft. Dre Dre - California Dreamin' (D-Ace Remix) Views: 29,558 Uploader: DeeAceOfficial Uploaded: Sep 7, 2012 Duration: 4m3s Rating: 4.89
23:00 <undiez-zz> this and the clip is spectacular
29:00 <undiez-zz> katey r we snuggling orrr wattt?¿
34:00 <undiez-zz> send there bodies up to their parents up north, with there faces wrists and nuts cut off
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> da fuck
34:00 <undiez-zz> snugglesss
35:00 <undiez-zz> :O???
35:00 <undiez-zz> spooon!!!
36:00 <undiez-zz> u wana be little spoon or big spoon :D?
37:00 <undiez-zz> ask the killers and the homies.. yeah they know me, known for grippin M-16's and countin bodies
38:00 <undiez-zz> ill b ur private rambo commando or terminator katatonic KAKE
38:00 <undiez-zz> :o~~
41:00 <undiez-zz> Olympic gold medals are only 1% gold and 92.5% silver. They would be worth over $25k if they were pure gold but instead the medal value is approximetly $600.
48:00 <undiez-zz> http://i68.tinypic.com/124bzgk.jpg
48:00 <undiez-zz> funny or not
52:00 <undiez-zz> anyone????
56:00 <undiez-zz> katatonic_kate01
56:00 <undiez-zz> Serenity
56:00 <undiez-zz> faux
57:00 <undiez-zz> u awake?¿
58:00 <undiez-zz> MoreIce
58:00 <undiez-zz> are you awake baeby cakes?????
59:00 <undiez-zz> Lumeah is sweeping
00:00 <Lumeah> nope
00:00 <undiez-zz> yes
00:00 <undiez-zz> u been sleeping with CHRIS FISCHER ! :p~
00:00 <Lumeah> :p
00:00 <Lumeah> oh fuck off with that bullshit 
01:00 <undiez-zz> i sorry
01:00 <Lumeah> u better b
01:00 <undiez-zz> :''{
02:00 <undiez-zz> big court day tomorrow
02:00 <undiez-zz> :''{
02:00 <Lumeah> yeah . u got ya plead all worked out..  
02:00 <undiez-zz> i no wat i haf 2 do
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK sakes
03:00 <Lumeah> what u have to do then? 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
04:00 <undiez-zz> i gota talk 2 solicitor n build some sort of defence
06:00 <undiez-zz> mite get a beer
06:00 <Lumeah> u should have already done that bro
07:00 <undiez-zz> na
08:00 <undiez-zz> they got a solicitor there on hand for ppl without representation
09:00 <undiez-zz> ill pretend to do a terrorist attack... with my underpants on my head and a cucumber under my shirt disguised as a gun
17:00 <undiez-zz> you think that would raise alarms
19:00 <undiez-zz> and a rubber dildo between my shirt and jeans
20:00 <undiez-zz> get violent !!!!
20:00 <undiez-zz> :}
26:00 <Lumeah> yeah... 
26:00 <Lumeah> no
29:00 <undiez-zz> hehehehe
30:00 <Lumeah> bye Katie 
38:00 <undiez-zz> hehe
59:00 <undiez-zz> hello spread
01:00 <undiez-zz> hello spread
27:00 <undiez-zz> nirw
27:00 <undiez-zz> seeta
30:00 <Coroner>  `info
41:00 <useless> 4:8D
41:00 <useless> who read the ultimate kunny rap marathon?7¿
42:00 <AgentOrange> bust my gun make em all scatter.. bullets to my nuts only made my balls fatter
11:00 <AgentOrange> k did another 1
11:00 <AgentOrange> check checkk it
12:00 <AgentOrange> k
12:00 <AgentOrange> breathe in breathe out
12:00 <AgentOrange> be more technicle? i aint no specticle, ill fire a projectile with incredible speed, directly dissecting your forrid,be more flexible, fuck texting wraps, i do it face to face correctly im the pussy inspector, seeya bright like a bike reflector..fire a shot become the collector, let out a moan when she blows your errection, u know ski'z flows without direction and don't use protection, always in the drug section movin that shit like mexican
12:00 <AgentOrange> without* at end
12:00 <AgentOrange> keke
12:00 <AgentOrange> yeaaaa boy
12:00 <AgentOrange> lets see u do better!!!
12:00 <AgentOrange> faggot bitches
13:00 <AgentOrange> see u Moar Ice
13:00 <AgentOrange> LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
14:00 <AgentOrange> have a toke u grubby bish :>~
15:00 <AgentOrange> i just turned slaughterhouse to a quin-tet began a trin-set murdered a friends pet, made shit as ill as it can get, when in depth like a fucken vineyet 2 bars skins wet im already covered in sweat and i wasn't even ready to come in yet.
16:00 <AgentOrange> damned your forkies! ><
17:00 <AgentOrange> forksey might be up for a nuffa rhyme .____.
18:00 <AgentOrange> but i got nothin left
18:00 <AgentOrange> fuel tank empty :'''{
24:00 <AgentOrange> 1 more for good measure, stencil lyrics out like geometry, faux the fairy farts many condoms with a staedler pencil ring drawn around her pooper, a little bit torn n always filled, not round anymore, like the number zer0 the fearless flow stears dildos up faux's hole at 100 kilometres per hour, thunders that thing steady and clear, blood and flesh with dripping mud and stench.
24:00 <AgentOrange> theres a rap for u faux
24:00 <AgentOrange> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHA
25:00 <AgentOrange> lmaoooooooo
25:00 <AgentOrange> thats about faux's poohole
25:00 <NeoGeo64> Britney Spears has died today, Saturday August 13, 2016.  She was 34.  More details to be released.
26:00 <AgentOrange> yay
26:00 <AgentOrange> im shifting gears shitney smears all over britney spears
42:00 <AgentOrange> Immutable is a homosexul man
46:00 <AgentOrange> top shelf pure bread a-grade homosexual
47:00 <AgentOrange> when fawksey bans me i get a boner
59:00 <AgentOrange> heres one about pollock n stephen
59:00 <AgentOrange> rap about pollock stout little chubby flubber looking rubbery drum cunt to be beaten on, stay seated or feel a tonne of concrete bury ya, little fairy on the kaeyboard bloody gaylord like steven hawks, funny faggot dorks, dont forget to munch on that pork sword and squawk for more, homosexual losers, in slow-mo these 2 bruise each others asses with glory hole masks on with alcoholic flasks, waitin for that atomic climax right up stephens an
59:00 <AgentOrange> ehhehehe
00:00 <AgentOrange> 	7:10D
12:00 <ReggieMills> hey
12:00 <ReggieMills> heard there is a rapper in here or something
13:00 <ReggieMills> i also am a rapper
13:00 <ReggieMills> would like to see how good this guy is..
13:00 <ReggieMills> i go by the name of MC Reggie
14:00 <ReggieMills> the cat in the hat sat on the mat
14:00 <ReggieMills> see that shit mate
14:00 <Clarkson> but youre sexy Serenity and smart so of course you know
14:00 <ReggieMills> pardon
14:00 <ReggieMills> english please man
15:00 <ReggieMills> just set up my proximities
15:00 <ReggieMills> D-:
15:00 <ReggieMills> kelly clarkson
15:00 <Clarkson> plus if I wanted to see fancy pictures of food I'd buy a fucking cookbook
15:00 <ReggieMills> is that you bb? :)~~
16:00 <ReggieMills> behind these hazel eyes [singsss]
16:00 <ReggieMills> :D
18:00 <ReggieMills> fancy pictures of food
19:00 <ReggieMills> i got a good website for that
19:00 <ReggieMills> http://longlesbiantube.com/
20:00 <ReggieMills> :D
23:00 <ReggieMills> im set put on a bet i got the best pet!!
23:00 <ReggieMills> am i better than that other dude???????
24:00 <ReggieMills> i rap ill slap i like to fap
24:00 <ReggieMills> way better right
24:00 <ReggieMills> who wants a biiiiggggg fl00000dddd
24:00 <ReggieMills> D:?
25:00 <ReggieMills> noreply means YES so yeah.. be aware
25:00 <ReggieMills> it is your own fate.
26:00 <ReggieMills> well i did warn u
26:00 <ReggieMills> 4ºº¿LoLoLoLoLoLoLºº¿ 	6,15¿¿ºLmAaAaoooº¿º 	4ºº¿LoLoLoLoLoLoLºº¿ 	6,15¿¿ºLmAaAaoooº¿º 	4ºº¿LoLoLoLoLoLoLºº¿ 	6,15¿¿ºLmAaAaoooº¿º 	4ºº¿LoLoLoLoLoLoLºº¿ 	6,15¿¿ºLmAaAaoooº¿º 	4ºº¿LoLoLoLoLoLoLºº¿ 	6,15¿¿ºLmAaAaoooº¿º 	4ºº¿LoLoLoLoLoLoLºº¿ 	6,15¿¿ºLmAaAaoooº¿º 	4ºº¿LoLoLoLoLoLoLºº¿ 	6,15¿¿ºLmAaAaoooº¿º 	4ºº¿LoLoLoLoLoLoLºº¿ 	6,15¿¿ºLmAaAaoooº¿º 	4ºº¿LoLoLoLoLoLoLºº¿ 	6,15¿¿ºLmAaAaoooº¿º 	4ºº
29:00 <eggplant> hey do ya love me im a devil machine?????
29:00 <eggplant> :> :> :> :>
30:00 <eggplant> hey do ya love me like the filth in the clean?¿?¿
30:00 <eggplant> : >: >
30:00 <eggplant> heeyy do ya love me like a beautiful thing???
30:00 <eggplant> imm demon speeddding
36:00 <eggplant> http://i63.tinypic.com/110hl6x.jpg
36:00 <eggplant> recent picture of me
36:00 <eggplant> spunky dude i am :$
38:00 <eggplant> sezzy u wet yet like a ski sled slidin n ridin down mountains coppin a poundin from the sounds of the other room, under the covers she'll cum soon!
38:00 <Clarkson> although picard types with one hand.. the other on his dick
38:00 <eggplant> >.< aaaaaaaahahahahahaha
44:00 <eggland> jokes
44:00 <eggland> i am unable to do those kinds of things *taps nose*
53:00 <eggland> say I if you would like me to perform a wrap about you
54:00 <eggland> or i shall hand pick a candidate automatically.
55:00 <eggland> BlackDevil the wheel of fortune has landed on you!
01:00 <eggland> black devil, likes a black penis nice n stiff for that morning lift similar to an up-n-go very familiar for Jon to fart roots, the silly bastard cons other doods for rimmys, flaunts his sperm shooted bum to the ASD horde like its a trend fashion, even alisid will spend a dollar to bend jon over, thats pisstopher, no hoper chick groper who floats off 1 cone always alone moaning about blokes who wont choke his pickle dick
01:00 <eggland> put jon with piss
01:00 <eggland> pisstopher
48:00 <TheRiddler> morning
49:00 <chelle> it is!
52:00 <Lumeah> Morning 
00:00 <eggland> thefiddler
00:00 <eggland> greetings sir.
14:00 <eggland> the riddler, had a fiddle with a kiddie, call him mini-minor, disney child molestor, gets em with wiz-fiz sherbert, likes to insert small objects, as he listens for a toddler, with his scuba mask n goggles on rootin ass croakin like a bullfrog, soaks n stokes small blokes anal regions, thinks hes full canine but acts like the beegee's.....
14:00 <Clarkson> fuck this paying shit
14:00 <eggland> yeah ran outta shit 2 say
15:00 <eggland> not really
16:00 <eggland> just thought thatll end it.. cus im soso kool
23:00 <eggland> S.T dot , show off
23:00 <eggland> Mo'd Up
23:00 <morgoth> Ok niggers lets sit around talking smack about meaty vaginas
24:00 <eggland> lets not and say we did man
24:00 <eggland> ?¿
14:00 <TheRiddler> thanks faux
20:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p75x225/13891970_10209432191978014_2286608109831299754_n.jpg?oh=5e2861721592777c82b21ed40ae6670f&oe=585C3602
20:00 <dicksmith> Lol
20:00 <dicksmith> hey TheDarkTruth
20:00 <dicksmith> TheRiddler*
21:00 <dicksmith> your name has 10 letters in it
21:00 <dicksmith> is that how u liek em ay doot -,-?
21:00 <dicksmith> those little porculen doles
21:00 <dicksmith> asian
21:00 <dicksmith> things
21:00 <dicksmith> ???????????
22:00 <dicksmith> rosey red cheeks
22:00 <dicksmith> this guy
22:00 <dicksmith> lollolollo
22:00 <TheRiddler> .
23:00 <TheRiddler> sheesh
23:00 <GoldSpade> such lovely words
23:00 <TheRiddler> I cant play my new game anymore :(
23:00 <faux> hes been going non stop for hours ash 
24:00 <TheRiddler> is it just me?
24:00 <faux> i woke up at 6 and he was going on before then
24:00 <TheRiddler> or is he blasting anyone
24:00 <faux> nah evergone
24:00 <TheRiddler> oh
24:00 <KnifeNFork> -,-??
24:00 <faux> wanna be rap faggot
24:00 <KnifeNFork> mi?
24:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqio8jDojXc
26:00 <TheRiddler> my game has glitched and now stuck forever under the world :(
27:00 <gomez> 4 cocks gets faux scorching hot
27:00 <gomez> LOLLOLOLO
28:00 <gomez> 1 in the bum 1 in the fenny 1 in the mouf and another squeezin in the anus
28:00 <gomez> aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
29:00 <gomez> :>~~~~ i wub u
32:00 <gomez> KaDDaMiA~
32:00 <gomez> im gona look like uncle fester when im 40 imoz
33:00 <clown> hey thestig
35:00 <TheRiddler> ...\
38:00 <gomez> i wrote 11 pages of wraps lastnight
38:00 <gomez> took me 50 minutes to write one with pen and paper
39:00 <gomez> next time i see this german cunt lastnight who burnt me im gona stick it to this fucker
41:00 <gomez> show the dog how real mc's roll
42:00 <gomez> me m8 got stabbed 15 cm's 5 times into the side of his body
42:00 <gomez> whislt he was havin forty winks
42:00 <gomez> 13 hours in micro surgery
42:00 <Matthew> shut up
42:00 <gomez> it was on 7 news about a week ago
43:00 <gomez> noone charged cus we aint dogs :}
44:00 <GoldSpade> hm that was a bit harsh
47:00 <Matthew> perfectly reasonable considering how off his chops that guy was
47:00 <GoldSpade> who cares no one is typing much
48:00 <Matthew> quality over quantity
49:00 <Doodle> i love how people think its a democracy, like they have a right to be here
50:00 <Matthew> concur
52:00 <Doodle> ...
05:00 <Serenity> whoever that is they started at midnight perth time
06:00 <Serenity> and have been going since
10:00 <toetagger> you think they would dog us? the fans go bonkas when they see us in queen brooklyn bronx up to yonkas
10:00 <toetagger> :]?
10:00 <toetagger> queens*
11:00 <toetagger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTPchc4m4Kk
11:00 <toetagger> Hi Power Records 4 Life :)
12:00 <toetagger> blackdevil you son of a bitch
12:00 <toetagger> get ur dik out pisss's arse
12:00 <toetagger> u bitch ass nigger
14:00 <Serenity> joel
14:00 <Serenity> give it a fucking rest and go to bed
14:00 <toetagger> okies queen :}
16:00 <toetagger> if aint gangster shit, it aint about me, if it aint about them bitches, it aint about me, if its all bark no bite, it aint about me
16:00 <Serenity> joel
17:00 <TheRiddler> joel on the crack
17:00 <Serenity> exactly how many drugs did you do last night
17:00 <toetagger> none
17:00 <toetagger> its my meds
17:00 <toetagger> they send me loopie
17:00 <Serenity> head meds?
18:00 <toetagger> ye?
18:00 <TheRiddler> instructions unclear took 20 tablets
18:00 <Serenity> i thought they were meant to calm you down
18:00 <toetagger> the whole cop precinct thnks i should be in a padded room
18:00 <Serenity> seems counter productive
18:00 <toetagger> :}
19:00 <toetagger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RCiM5RWwT0
19:00 <toetagger> this song is actually dope as hell
20:00 <toetagger> when i speak i drop nothin but the mother fucken hits
21:00 <toetagger> just look how i ride.. all my locos got my back so punks dont scare me... im in a circile of players homies and killers from the streets
21:00 <toetagger> all the hoes luv me thats the way i get down :}
21:00 <toetagger> i left for a year but still there aint no rivals .__.
22:00 <TheRiddler> you're too greasy to be a rapper
22:00 <toetagger> luvv diss song !!!
22:00 <toetagger> that wasnt even my wrap loser
22:00 <toetagger> it was Capone's
30:00 <clown> dont mind watchin a bit of the beach volleyball
15:00 <zaim> https://i.redditmedia.com/xQ2tAUR7-J9Xu3sQKZiUEaCS5HaUCgQOFoKW98F_1GY.jpg?w=583&s=46a1f73a5749c1e1f4573b6537c567ff
31:00 <faux> lllol
31:00 <faux> dddaaayyyuuum
42:00 <Mutley> ahhhhhh
00:00 <GoldSpade> ay why cant I autojoin on this one
01:00 <GoldSpade> the other channels are fine with it
09:00 <MrMark> boo
27:00 <TheRon> are you old enough?
32:00 <TheRon> but you know that i know better
39:00 <TheRon> am i evver gonna see your face again?
47:00 <TheRon> cheap wine and a three day growth
55:00 <TheRon> always remembering there ain't no second prize
01:00 <LOOPYDOG> amelia :O)~
03:00 <amelia> wots up buttercup
03:00 <LOOPYDOG> how r you
05:00 <amelia> in need of sleep
05:00 <amelia> how jew
05:00 <LOOPYDOG> very good thank you just had family here
06:00 <LOOPYDOG> all noise gone
06:00 <amelia> sunday lunch?
06:00 <LOOPYDOG> yuppp
07:00 <amelia> delightful
08:00 <LOOPYDOG> late night princess?
09:00 <amelia> no sleep yet :(
09:00 <LOOPYDOG> nothing really unusual for me
09:00 <LOOPYDOG> :D
11:00 <LOOPYDOG> GTS then
11:00 <amelia> haha
11:00 <amelia> i wish
12:00 <amelia> I took pup for a nice walk before, she's been passed the fuck out since
12:00 <amelia> slack dawg
13:00 <LOOPYDOG> nice day outside '
13:00 <LOOPYDOG>  i was out doing some gardening'
13:00 <LOOPYDOG> for about an hour
13:00 <LOOPYDOG> that was enough
14:00 <amelia> checking on your marijuana plants?
14:00 <LOOPYDOG> pulling out the weeds
16:00 <amelia> damn an hrs worth of weeds
19:00 <LOOPYDOG> :P'
20:00 <amelia> http://m.imgur.com/zG7YnLB
20:00 <amelia> good lil guard dog
24:00 <LOOPYDOG> cute lil doggy
30:00 <Matthew> I'm movinggg up... nothing can holddd me downnn... I'm gonna get to youuuuuu
36:00 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
36:00 <toetagger> greetings earthlings
36:00 <toetagger> i am kodos, and this is my brother kane
37:00 <TheRiddler> gawd
37:00 <TheRiddler> you're still going on
38:00 <toetagger> melia have you sucked hobbo's penus?¿
38:00 <TheRon> do you know Barry Ogden?
39:00 <toetagger> yes
42:00 <Trevor> used to be a fuckin pineapple
44:00 <Matthew> Richmond well on top at the MCG despite limited inside 50s
49:00 <TheRiddler> omfg I'm out!
49:00 <TheRiddler> I un-glitched myself
49:00 <TheRiddler> or de-glitched
50:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
55:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
55:00 <amelia> georgio
56:00 <georgeandwell> hi there
56:00 <Matthew> heaven is a place on earth
59:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon faggots
07:00 <TheRiddler> hai demat
08:00 <TheRiddler> I almost had a game ending glitch
08:00 <dematerialised> yeah?
08:00 <dematerialised> did it involve warping into the centre of a planet?
08:00 <TheRiddler> I got killed by pirates while trying to escape by entering the atmosphere
09:00 <TheRiddler> and died
09:00 <dematerialised> hah bugger
09:00 <TheRiddler> yeah ended up in the center of the planet
09:00 <dematerialised> i havent come across any yet, im in good standing with everyone i have come across
10:00 <TheRiddler> did you cave in and bought it?
10:00 <dematerialised> nah torrented the GoG version
10:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
10:00 <dematerialised> fuck paying that much for a game that doesnt even have multiplayer
10:00 <Clarkson> [14:33:44] fucking hell
10:00 <dematerialised> dreaming
30:00 <TheRon> the angels - the dogs are talking
39:00 <TheRon> Matthew: you watching this?
42:00 <Matthew> not surprised you're getting mouthy now
42:00 <Matthew> where were you half an hour ago?
42:00 <TheRon> i'd given up
42:00 <TheRon> oh and well done bombers
43:00 <Matthew> well overdue for a win... i'm happy but realistic
45:00 <TheRon> 8 players now coming back next season?
45:00 <Clown> im hungry amelia wot we getn for dinner tonite?!
46:00 <TheRon> bs frtee
46:00 <amelia> I was thinkin we grab some mehican
47:00 <TheRon> the last of mehicans
48:00 <TheRon> go cats!
48:00 <morgoth> indonesian chicks have the tightest arses
48:00 <TheRon> from my experience the widest arses
49:00 <amelia> they have such nice big lips
49:00 <TheRon> boom crash opera - damcing in the storm
49:00 <amelia> face lips
49:00 <morgoth> nah thats boongs with their button noses
50:00 <TheRon> have you seen the movie "fillipino furburger"?
50:00 <morgoth> nah mate nah, I haven't, any good?
50:00 <TheRon> it's done by a mob out of canberra
53:00 <morgoth> eaten any felafels today?
53:00 <TheRon> paul kelly - leaps and bounds
54:00 <morgoth> when I realized the police were no longer listening to dispatch but operating out of Nova 93.7, I felt like crying
57:00 <TheRon> fuck you fremantle
59:00 <TheRon> she keeps no she keeps no secrets from you
59:00 <GoldSpade> oh come on..they are doing very badly this year. Cut them some slack
00:00 <TheRon> GoldSpade: freo wins, cats goto 3rd
00:00 <GoldSpade> well maybe next year. or the year after that
00:00 <GoldSpade> but not tday
01:00 <TheRon> enough of that, how about them breasts
01:00 <Clarkson> [09:06:27] The husky voice fucks me off
01:00 <dematerialised> mm fuel
07:00 <TheRon> Matthew: paul kelly - bradman
07:00 <Matthew> TheRon: I'm Moving Up - Dreamworld
08:00 <TheRiddler> welp
08:00 <TheRon> the cats TheRiddler 
09:00 <Matthew> a great 4 point victory over the 12th placed team
09:00 <Matthew> on their way to the flag
09:00 <TheRon> stop puting facts into the story
10:00 <Matthew> how are the Aussies going in Sri Lanka? posted a score over 200 yet or... ?
10:00 <TheRon> that ones gone
10:00 <TheRon> i'm calling it
10:00 <TheRon> aussies can't play in asia
10:00 <Matthew> imagine losing 3-0 to the 8th ranked Test team
10:00 <Matthew> pure hilarity
11:00 <TheRon> need some variable wickets in oz
11:00 <Matthew> the Olympic medal tally is looking great too
11:00 <TheRon> sick of the flat tracks
12:00 <TheRon> aussies are gonna fall short of their target
12:00 <TheRon> 16 gold
12:00 <Matthew> what a shame
12:00 <TheRon> bball doing ok
12:00 <TheRon> looking like a medal
12:00 <Matthew> for all the money the government pumps into Olympic athletes here, particularly those in the swim team, it's hilariously underwhelming
13:00 <TheRon> we're still no russia
13:00 <Matthew> or Team GB clearly
14:00 <TheRon> GB drugged up too?
14:00 <Matthew> no. just better.
14:00 <TheRon> GB has more black ppl
15:00 <TheRon> is that racist?
15:00 <Matthew> yes
23:00 <Matthew> yes
28:00 <TheRon> ratcat - don't go now
39:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/E162XZS.gif me irl
40:00 <TheRon> sorry i was looking at the chick behind him
02:00 <TheRon> i've seen fire and i've seen rain
04:00 <Clown> go grab me a burrito plz amelia
06:00 <TheRon> ride on the peace train
10:00 <Doodle> good to see the methranters have finally passed out
10:00 <TheRon> joy to the world
10:00 <TheRon> 420?
10:00 <Floss> 510
11:00 <Doodle> ehehe
11:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13912330_1670329229960759_6968333534266676278_n.jpg?oh=d0e5ec986daf11d1beb7341e043c15e7&oe=58182B52
11:00 <Doodle> might pop in to bunnings tomorrow
11:00 <Clown> lol methranters
11:00 <TheRon> doodle our local bunnings?
11:00 <Doodle> whichever one has tits
11:00 <Floss> lol
11:00 <Floss> bricks n boobs
12:00 <TheRon> tits out, ppl could sell me anything
12:00 <Doodle> hehee
13:00 <TheRon> 10cc - the things we do for love
15:00 <TheRon> the things we for the love of boobs
20:00 <TheRon> just another new kid in town
22:00 <faux> is it me or does that girl look 16
23:00 <TheRon> hard to tell
23:00 <TheRon> i', gonna believe she's 18
23:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <TheRon> i mean otherwise doodle would be in posession of child porn
26:00 <Floss> wtf is sizzle steak
26:00 <Floss> is that the same as snitzel
27:00 <TheRon> i really wants some mac and cheese
29:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCJpzpd-8us
29:00 <TheRon> how awesome is this song
32:00 <Serenity> sizzle steak is usually what they call that 1 min steak you buy for bbqs
32:00 <Serenity> its cheap crap
33:00 <TheRiddler> or sandwhich steak
34:00 <TheRon> i prefer 45 second steaks
47:00 <TheRiddler> I've become so consumed by no man's sky
48:00 <TheRiddler> floss did rupert do a runner yesterday? :p
51:00 <GoldSpade> ayy its pickard!
51:00 <GoldSpade> :)
52:00 <GoldSpade> and British^Meat 
52:00 <GoldSpade> the whole gang 
53:00 <British^Meat> youre a terrible user also
53:00 <GoldSpade> hehe ta
53:00 <British^Meat> and were this my room or I an op id boot u no questions
53:00 <GoldSpade> just need trump
53:00 <GoldSpade> well that will never happen with Serenity at the helm
53:00 <GoldSpade> unfortunately
54:00 <British^Meat> wot, me being an op or u being booted?
54:00 <Serenity> i can boot you if you want me to
54:00 <Serenity> or i can op British^Meat so he can
54:00 <GoldSpade> ayy you bad British^Meat! you woke her up
54:00 <Serenity> you did you fucking retard
54:00 <GoldSpade> so whaqt
54:00 <Serenity> hes saying he would boot YOU moron
54:00 <GoldSpade> I cant help it
55:00 <GoldSpade> I saw that Serenity
55:00 <GoldSpade> I might be severely retarded but I can read
56:00 <Serenity> well you may be able to read but you have no comprehension
56:00 <GoldSpade> dont know about that
56:00 <GoldSpade> Serenity
56:00 <Serenity> so which one do you want
56:00 <Serenity> me to boot you or me to op British^Meat so he can do it
56:00 <GoldSpade> can we flick a coin
57:00 <British^Meat> by boot i mean ban, for good
57:00 <Serenity> you're the one who made the unfortunately statement so you choose
57:00 <British^Meat> i dont see a point in booting him if he'll just come back
57:00 <GoldSpade> hehe where have I heard that before
57:00 <Serenity> .
57:00 <British^Meat> but hey, id give it a bloody good go
58:00 <GoldSpade> hehe you sound angry British^Meat
58:00 <GoldSpade> what are you angry about
58:00 <British^Meat> weird
58:00 <Serenity> he makes no sense
59:00 <GoldSpade> who British^Meat or me
59:00 <GoldSpade> or breaker
59:00 <British^Meat> hah, pulling out all the lines to get a chat
00:00 <British^Meat> the constant questions and now name dropping
00:00 <British^Meat> jesus dude :)
00:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aopyYO3_700b.jpg
00:00 <British^Meat> Im done
00:00 <GoldSpade> heh 
00:00 <amelia> slasheh hai
00:00 <GoldSpade> far out
00:00 <GoldSpade> now you see...that dog has brains!
01:00 <TheRiddler> hai queenmelia
01:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/abZA2jp_460s.jpg
01:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
01:00 <amelia> SQuiRTQueeN
03:00 <dematerialised> hello yes this is dog
05:00 <dematerialised> Press [F] to pay respect.
05:00 <dematerialised> holy shit it worked
05:00 <Clarkson> if it looks like ass
05:00 <dematerialised> with these powers...
07:00 <Lumeah2> lol
09:00 <Clown> lol
11:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
11:00 <georgeandwell> all
11:00 <Clown> gday
13:00 <georgeandwell> hows it going
13:00 <Picard> partay hello.
15:00 <Serenity> oh
15:00 <Serenity> beet mi 2 it
16:00 <TheRon> you a beet framer?
16:00 <TheRon> farmer
16:00 <Serenity> yep
17:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aYLQE6v_700b.jpg
19:00 <TheRon> gonna try anything to just feel better
20:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn on brutha
20:00 <TheRon> beers and santana
20:00 <georgeandwell> saltanas r nice
21:00 <Serenity> joel
21:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aL9nnO5_700b.jpg
21:00 <TheRon> is the string on a tampon also called a mouse cord?
22:00 <Serenity> im gonna go with no
22:00 <TheRon> seems logical to me
22:00 <Serenity> the only people that refer to tampons as mice are men
22:00 <Serenity> so its not that logical
22:00 <TheRon> damn
25:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a25v481_700b.jpg for amelia
25:00 <amelia> jeezus
26:00 <TyroneBiggums> amelia is sucking david hobbs's knob next week some time
27:00 <amelia> i cant wait
27:00 <TyroneBiggums> kool
28:00 <TyroneBiggums> much love to my brothers in the pen, seeya when i free ya if not when they shut me in.
29:00 <TyroneBiggums> :}
30:00 <TyroneBiggums> shes hobbit rooter
30:00 <Serenity> can you fucking stop
30:00 <Clarkson> yes, well u can know fuck all about it but still attend church
30:00 <TyroneBiggums> stear clear of that shite imhoe
30:00 <faux> oops
30:00 <Serenity> uh oh rofl
30:00 <faux> lmaoo
30:00 <faux> poor Trevor 
31:00 <faux> LOL
31:00 <faux> tab fail
31:00 <faux> oh god i cant stop laughing
34:00 <Ninginar> 11(20:32) 141514 Now ignoring amelia.
34:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHA
34:00 <Ninginar> very hard to get off my ignore list bitch tits... make me an offer i can't refuse....
34:00 <amelia> oh no
35:00 <Ninginar> aaaaaaaaalmaoooooooo
35:00 <British^Meat> haha bitch tits
35:00 <dematerialised> lol who did you turn down amelia
35:00 <British^Meat> classic
35:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahah
35:00 <Ninginar> lolz
35:00 <Ninginar> slutguts
35:00 <amelia> kunnydunny
35:00 <Ninginar> shitlips
35:00 <dematerialised> haha
35:00 <dematerialised> poor guy
35:00 <Serenity> gawd
35:00 <Serenity> what did you do lol
35:00 <British^Meat> hah
35:00 <Ninginar> i didnt get turned anything anywhere
35:00 <British^Meat> cunny gangster
35:00 <Ninginar> i do not converse with hobbit rooters ;>~
36:00 <amelia> i can't stop laughing
36:00 <amelia> does this mean no more bathroom photos with jus a towel wrapped around your waist? :(
37:00 <British^Meat> gawd
37:00 <amelia> can i haf one more, for old times sake kunnydunny
38:00 <Picard> amelia try not to speak like a retard
38:00 <amelia> Picard try not to be a fat old demented fuck
39:00 <Picard> cant, thats me
39:00 <amelia> fair call
39:00 <Ninginar> hahaha
39:00 <Ninginar> piccy
39:00 <Ninginar> thats hard for her to do
39:00 <Ninginar> like hobbit
39:00 <Ninginar> hahahahaahah
39:00 <amelia> Ninginar is emotional because i had lunch with a boy
40:00 <Ninginar> shes messing with dildo faggins
40:00 <Picard> poor boy
40:00 <Picard> did he throw up when he looked at you?
40:00 <Ninginar> stevens dorks's good mate
40:00 <amelia> boys adore me because i am a sweetie pie ok
40:00 <Ninginar> paedophiles
41:00 <Ninginar> andy prothero
41:00 <Ninginar> hit amelia on the head with a brick for me could ya man
42:00 <amelia> hahahahahahaa
42:00 <Ninginar> ill pay ya
42:00 <Ninginar> :}
42:00 <amelia> might need a few bricks
42:00 <amelia> i has big head
42:00 <Ninginar> just jokin
42:00 <Serenity> amelia the IRC heart breaker
42:00 <Ninginar> she needs 2 look as pretty as she can so hobbits got a nice face to shoot all over
42:00 <Ninginar> lolololol
43:00 <amelia> look kunnydunny, you going to prison tomorrow so i had to move on wif someone new
43:00 <amelia> I thought you would be happy for me
43:00 <Ninginar> n e way
43:00 <Ninginar> new topic
43:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
43:00 <Serenity> OH
43:00 <amelia> prison boy
43:00 <Ninginar> any homosexual men here
43:00 <Serenity> OHHH
43:00 <Serenity> amelia hit a button there me thinks
43:00 <amelia> no let's talk about your hearing tomorrows
44:00 <Ninginar> button
44:00 <Ninginar> ??????
44:00 <amelia> (:
44:00 <amelia> (((((((:
44:00 <Serenity> :)
44:00 <Serenity> (:
44:00 <Ninginar> o.O
44:00 <Ninginar> O.o
44:00 <amelia> bwahahahaa
44:00 <Serenity> if you go to court and get sent to jail do they take you straight there
44:00 <Serenity> how does it work
44:00 <amelia> I would haf no idea
45:00 <dematerialised> yep, straight there
45:00 <Ninginar> stay in the watch house until they process you for jail then take you in a van to whichever jail you're going to
45:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAA
45:00 <dematerialised> arrest -> magistrates cell -> guilty -> prison
45:00 <Clown> ;P
45:00 <amelia> soso knowledgeable
45:00 <Serenity> shit hey
45:00 <Serenity> unlucky
45:00 <Ninginar> :}
46:00 <amelia> kunnydunny haf you let your dealer know that you'll be gone for a long time so they're going to lose majority of their business as of Monday?
47:00 <Ninginar> me mr makaveli's terror !!!!!
47:00 <amelia> its the ethical thing to do
47:00 <Ninginar> serenity u got a spare bag of raising flour?
48:00 <Serenity> whyare you doing to sniff it?
48:00 <amelia> put your hand up if you going to prison tomorrow
51:00 <Clown> im going to work tomorrow not prison
51:00 <Clown> yay me
51:00 <Clown> :P
51:00 <monkey> http://i66.tinypic.com/2eakw0g.jpg
52:00 <amelia> doin well Clown
52:00 <British^Meat> wow what an entrance
52:00 <Clown> prison on tuesday though
53:00 <amelia> you visiting kunny?
53:00 <monkey> fuckoff hobbit
54:00 <monkey> not gona waste my english skills on u soz m8!
54:00 <Clown> lol
54:00 <amelia> AAHAHHAA
54:00 <amelia> english skills
54:00 <monkey> :/
54:00 <monkey> hobbo is alright
55:00 <Clown> what cunt
55:00 <Clarkson> i'd shit myself
55:00 <monkey> harmless losers dont pose a threat
55:00 <monkey> :}
55:00 <Serenity> how long will you be doing a prison for
55:00 <monkey> 15 years
55:00 <Serenity> r u bein srs
55:00 <Clown> not loong enough
55:00 <amelia> 5
55:00 <monkey> perhaps
55:00 <Clown> 5 days
55:00 <Serenity> ffs be serious
55:00 <Clown> 5mins
55:00 <dematerialised> 6 months for possession
55:00 <Clown> lol
55:00 <Clown> asif
56:00 <dematerialised> serious
56:00 <Clown> look around ya
56:00 <monkey> 11 years, then released on 4 years parole
56:00 <Clown> how many coons
56:00 <Clown> are out there
56:00 <Clown> on parole
56:00 <Clown> crime after crime
56:00 <Clown> time after time
56:00 <Serenity> wtf did you do joel kill someone?
56:00 <Clown> you'll get a fine
56:00 <Clown> which u wont pay
56:00 <monkey> manslaughter
56:00 <amelia> he not goin for 15 yrs he talkin shit
56:00 <amelia> for attention
57:00 <dematerialised> as i said
57:00 <dematerialised> 6months
57:00 <dematerialised> for possession
57:00 <amelia> its jus possession of ice
57:00 <Clown> fine he wont pay, released
57:00 <amelia> fuckin methy
57:00 <Clown> junkie
57:00 <Serenity> og right
57:00 <Serenity> oh
57:00 <monkey> just joking
58:00 <monkey> im not actually going to prison at all..
58:00 <Clown> pity
58:00 <amelia> yah he'll be on tomorrow night crackin the shits again
58:00 <monkey> i will get a fine and boot off outta there
58:00 <monkey> :]
58:00 <Clown> to get more ice?
58:00 <Clown> prob have some in ya pocket
58:00 <monkey> i got caught with a tiny bit of ice and a little bit of pot
58:00 <Clown> hahah
58:00 <amelia> post me a pic of you in the courtroom kunnybunny
59:00 <amelia> lookin all snazzy in your nike bws
59:00 <monkey> $150 street value between the 2 drugs ceased...
59:00 <amelia> and dada jacket
59:00 <Serenity> rofl dada
59:00 <monkey> hehehehe
59:00 <Serenity> i forgot about dada
59:00 <Clown> haha
59:00 <British^Meat> cunny could u claim u have down syndrome and get a lighter sentance?
59:00 <monkey> perhaps
00:00 <amelia> he will claim mental illness for sure
00:00 <Clown> could just be yourself and they would feel sorry for ya
00:00 <British^Meat> its just u look like i have it
00:00 <monkey> you do have it
00:00 <monkey> retarded bastard
00:00 <amelia> ahahahahhahahahah
00:00 <monkey> british m
01:00 <British^Meat> nuh uh!
01:00 <monkey> yup
02:00 <British^Meat> no
03:00 <monkey> k no
03:00 <monkey> ://
05:00 <monkey> nerdhacks is a woofta channel
05:00 <monkey> wont catch me in there -,-
05:00 <amelia> shut up you wooly woofta poofta gutz
05:00 <monkey> chelle is a homosexual man trying to be a gurl
05:00 <monkey> lmAAaAaooooo
06:00 <amelia> steven & i are skyping without you because you bring down our vibe
06:00 <morgoth> hey fatso, we need meat
06:00 <monkey> hu is fat-so
06:00 <monkey> o.o
09:00 <Clown> hello Stranger
10:00 <monkey> i bord
10:00 <monkey> gota find sumtin bbsss
18:00 <TheRiddler> just made tacos
19:00 <TheRiddler> what everyone had/having for dinner
19:00 <partay> Sunday roast
19:00 <Serenity> i had pump kin soup
19:00 <partay> compiments of the cook
19:00 <Clown> waitin for amelia
20:00 <monkey> fun fact: the night before chopper reid died in hospitcal he confessed to 21 unsolved murders he comitted
20:00 <nubbymcnu> baked children + blood of the innocent sauce
20:00 <monkey> :}
20:00 <partay> speaking of Tom Cruise... Hull robot
20:00 <partay> o
20:00 <amelia> i gotchu some cookies
21:00 <robot> hello
21:00 <robot> who me?
21:00 <TheRiddler> me?
21:00 <partay> is there another robot in here ?
21:00 <amelia> no you don't get shit
22:00 <robot> pj
22:00 <robot> oh
22:00 <robot> how u doin partay
22:00 <monkey> :}
22:00 <partay> good good
22:00 <partay> rancho relaxo
22:00 <TheRiddler> I'll trade you tacos for cookies
22:00 <monkey> ill have tacosss
22:00 <partay> hows robot
22:00 <robot> not bad thanks mate
22:00 <monkey> 7 or 8 tacos will do me good atm >.<
22:00 <TheRiddler> they're shell tacos
23:00 <monkey> wots shell taco
23:00 <amelia> nah dun want tacos
23:00 <TheRiddler> hard tacos
23:00 <monkey> cornchip?¿
23:00 <amelia> soft is betters
23:00 <robot> but amelia u always say how much u love taco
23:00 <TheRiddler> the taco shell is nacho cheese flavour
23:00 <amelia> why dont you shut your stupid slut face
23:00 <monkey> yuck
23:00 <robot> no bighead
23:00 <monkey> that name repulses me
23:00 <monkey> :>~~~~~~~
24:00 <robot> amelia pretends to be nice but really she stalks people while they're having lunch
24:00 <monkey> i hit the scene like sandstorms, then transform, i take the figure of 30 nigga's who've all got me. :)
24:00 <GoldSpade> hheh
24:00 <amelia> I don't pretend to be nice
24:00 <partay> amelia calls a spade a shovel 
25:00 <GoldSpade> yeah partay?
25:00 <monkey> yuck
25:00 <monkey> that name repulses me
25:00 <robot> k monkey u said that
25:00 <partay> GoldSpank that's right 
25:00 <GoldSpade> hmm
25:00 <robot> how was everyones day?
26:00 <GoldSpade> whats about a GoldSpade partay
26:00 <partay> Serenity has inspired me.. Im going to get back to my fighting weight
26:00 <monkey> lolz
26:00 <monkey> righting weight
26:00 <monkey> fighting weight
26:00 <robot> who's monkey
26:00 <monkey> whats your fighting weight brodda
26:00 <partay> goodbye Ice Break™ and Honey Jumbles™
27:00 <GoldSpade> how do you that tradmake thing
27:00 <monkey> who are you going to fight?
27:00 <robot> ice break is pretty hard to say goodbye to too
27:00 <amelia> tutu
27:00 <monkey> a verbal agrument with a 10 year old girl or something?
27:00 <partay> robot i know.. but each one (500ml) 10 tea spoons of sugar
27:00 <monkey> lolololollo
27:00 <robot> :Þ
27:00 <robot> mmmm
27:00 <partay> :þ
28:00 <robot> shup amelia
28:00 <robot> i bet thats not even your real name
28:00 <amelia> i bet fuck off
29:00 <robot> listen dont take it out on me when you're really annoyed at yourself
29:00 <Serenity> what did I do now
29:00 <robot> "why cant i buy good lamps" -- amelia
29:00 <monkey> can i make this the new home of the underpants? ://
29:00 <robot> hey Serenity
29:00 <amelia> STOP MAKING FUN OF MY LAMPS
29:00 <Serenity> heya robutt
30:00 <amelia> you always take it too far
31:00 <monkey> :3
32:00 <faux> are you quite done 
32:00 <robot> who is skunk
32:00 <skunk> ???
32:00 <Clown> kuniva the great
33:00 <skunk> finished with stevens little poofta crew
33:00 <skunk> not type of people i would associate with
34:00 <skunk> :}~
34:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is steven
35:00 <skunk> ah this dorky dude
35:00 <skunk> thinks hes mike tyson... just a dorky dude who works behind a computer...
35:00 <skunk> claims hes been to jail but has never broke a law in his life
36:00 <skunk> he'd be the jail bitch for sure
36:00 <Clarkson> [08:25:09] fuck me
37:00 <skunk> anyway those pricks are behind me :}~
37:00 <Serenity> I see
37:00 <skunk> i gota focus on tomolo'z brizzy city adventure .______.
37:00 <Clown> lol
37:00 <skunk> keke's
42:00 <TheRiddler> gtfo already
42:00 <thunderpants> riddlerrrr
43:00 <thunderpants> any austral-asian sex adventures lined up...?¿
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freks
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> man! shit cunt hour again?
43:00 <faux> yep
43:00 <faux> all day
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lawd!
44:00 <faux> legit non stop
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> is there a safe irc cave ?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <TheRiddler> about time
46:00 <faux> dont u about time me
46:00 <TheRiddler> oh
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <faux> jrpxjexnlxnsndldpxmsnedixkxnd
50:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllll
50:00 <amelia> its like a revolving door
50:00 <Clown> sure is
50:00 <TheRiddler> troll door revolver
51:00 <Clown> they keep coming
51:00 <TheRiddler> HOLD THE DOOR
51:00 <amelia> HOLDORRRRRR
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <Clown> shelly22 hi
52:00 <TheRiddler> wtf is playboy grotto
52:00 <partay> hi shelley22 aka Kevin45
52:00 <robot> lollll
52:00 <amelia> grotto is like cave thing
52:00 <robot> my mate yesterday was like, i cried at that scene
52:00 <TheRiddler> sounds more like a STI
52:00 <partay> TheRiddler even seen quagmires house ?
52:00 <robot> hooolld'dorrrrr
52:00 <partay> ever*
53:00 <shelley22> fk
53:00 <shelley22> u didnt see that
53:00 <amelia> I only know that cos theres a mexican place here called El'Grotto
53:00 <partay> see it is kevin45.. no-one has a mouse cord in 2016
53:00 <robot> i actually legit used to have a grotto
53:00 <shelley22> i gave it away
53:00 <robot> partay will tell you
53:00 <partay> robot you did 
53:00 <partay> i saw it 
53:00 <robot> ^
53:00 <TheRiddler> it's where you fap too much to playboy and your dick stinks
53:00 <GoldSpade> ohh hehe so fucken tough!
54:00 <TheRiddler> I have a gamer grotto
54:00 <dematerialised> hello yes this is dog
54:00 <dematerialised> gosh it's been busy in here
55:00 <TheRiddler> it's got a couch a large tv a computer and all the games n stuff you can play
55:00 <partay> TheRiddler perfect
55:00 <TheRiddler> also couch can become bed
55:00 <partay> add bar fridge and you have your own grotto
56:00 <TheRiddler> maybe a snack stand
56:00 <partay> and one of your custom made shelves 
56:00 <partay> chicks love a guy that can make stuff 
57:00 <amelia> yah, like money
57:00 <President_Trump> TheRiddler are you sharing your TOBLERONE with faux tonight?
58:00 <Clown> i can make money amelia :)
58:00 <amelia> me2
58:00 <Clown> i have a good printer
59:00 <TheRiddler> monopoly watch out
59:00 <Clown> A+
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you have cake partay? if so - totes there
01:00 <partay> we have to eat it.. as im not buying anymore.. i have a selection
01:00 <partay> i even have a pav 
01:00 <TheRiddler> secret dick cake
02:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 is on a penis diet 
02:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
02:00 <Clarkson> [14:14:59] yeah like what the fuck are you gonna do with 2 tonne?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… sex is a form of exercise… 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> but right now i’d prefer walking…
08:00 <Serenity> post baby sex
08:00 <Serenity> ew
08:00 <dematerialised> scccchlllplplpl
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah me vagina is fine!
09:00 <robot> amelia before her coffee in the morning https://youtu.be/5PoL61zfFBE?t=43
09:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
10:00 <amelia> accurate
10:00 <dematerialised> how can you define a concept that deletes itself when it occurs
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunt?
17:00 <dematerialised> all the robots just froze up
17:00 <robot> nah uhh
19:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHYwprmWMfY kunny wrap
19:00 <President_Trump> VEGEMITE TOAST
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem that’s shit
42:00 <partay> Picard hows the weight loss going ?
43:00 <Picard> awesome mate
43:00 <Picard> im at 112
43:00 <Picard> up from 107
44:00 <partay> i dont think you grasp the concept of weight loss
46:00 <President_Trump> Picard where is amsy?
46:00 <Picard> what am i doing wrong
46:00 <Picard> dead
46:00 <Picard> steiner ate her
47:00 <partay> stop putting so much food in your mouth
47:00 <partay> simple really
47:00 <Picard> partay have the queensland government purchased trains for the cross city tunnel?
47:00 <President_Trump> i want CAKE
47:00 <partay> they'll use existing stock 
48:00 <Picard> not what im reading
48:00 <Picard> $500 mill not in the budget
48:00 <Picard> another $500 mill for maintenance, not in the budget
48:00 <partay> the Liberal plan ws actually better 
48:00 <Picard> clever mob
49:00 <Trevor> show us yer dick ya poofta
49:00 <Clarkson> [03:46:03] No you may not suck on my penis this morning
49:00 <partay> with North Bank (queens wharf redevelopment) already kicked off they better do something
49:00 <Picard> what that the one filling the tunnel with reffos and dole bludgers than filling it with water?
49:00 <partay> sounds fine to me 
49:00 <partay> get them to dig it out
49:00 <Picard> just drown the cunts
50:00 <partay> Ill be in the new building anyway
50:00 <partay> 2 months
50:00 <Trevor> katey show us the eye of ya tiger ya cunt
51:00 <Trevor> i got the eye of the tiger
51:00 <partay> Trevor shush
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> da fuck
52:00 <Trevor> show us yer dick ya poofta
52:00 <Lumeah> lol
53:00 <Trevor> yeah yeah nah nah yeah yeah
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> come on!
54:00 <partay> lol
55:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 you'd have a a dossier on irc penis wouldnt you ?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck no
55:00 <Trevor> show us yer dick ya poofta
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> most of the guys in here are dick shy
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> apart from doodle
55:00 <partay> lol
55:00 <partay> what rating is mine ?
56:00 <partay> i know Doodle is # 1 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive never seen yours
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pretty much
57:00 <partay> lol
58:00 <Trevor> shes got the eye of the tiger dancing through the fire
58:00 <Trevor> roar
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor clam your farm, please.
59:00 <dematerialised> dick chowder
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks!
59:00 <Trevor> clam farming
00:00 <Trevor> i love seafood
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t. 
00:00 <dematerialised> k9 is chelle a friend of yours?
00:00 <Trevor> show us yer dick ya poofta
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
00:00 <dematerialised> kk
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have met her in person
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i saw her randomally at central train station once.. and i was like that its chelle… she doesn’t live in sydney
01:00 <dematerialised> lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> turns out it was her… we gigled
01:00 <Trevor> is she fat?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
02:00 <Trevor> did you show her your dick ya poofta
02:00 <dematerialised> my computer room is full of takeaway rubbish
02:00 <dematerialised> someone clean up for me
02:00 <partay> dematerialised that woudl explain your rather large girth
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah trevor, we totally had lesbian sex… made a sex tape and sold it on amazon.
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> want the link?
03:00 <dematerialised> she told me about the sex vid
03:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, the estate agent will arrange it when they keep your bond and liquidate the property for health hazards from hygene
03:00 <Trevor> or you could just learn to walk like 2 fucking metres and put your shit in the bin, you lazy cunt
03:00 <partay> lol
04:00 <dematerialised> itt: two retards who think im actually describing reality and not dribbling shit on irc
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… syntax m’dear !
04:00 <robot> sometimes i like to put my laundry out on the line out the back in the nudie
04:00 <robot> get back to nature
04:00 <dematerialised> nudie is the only way to fly robot
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics or it’s not true
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s a bit cold now
04:00 <Trevor> robot, thats hardly getting back to nature when it still involves clothing
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> but singlet and undies in summer all the way
06:00 <Trevor> derelict propertys are kinda ok though
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEq8DBxm0J4
06:00 <Trevor> just it sux cleaning them
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> just shut your mouth
06:00 <Trevor> omg the last one im pretty sure somebody died on the carpet, i mean it had the blood and the shit and the piss and the vomit...
07:00 <Trevor> smell so strong you can taste it
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow - inexperienced much?
07:00 <dematerialised> geez its been ages since i heard this k9
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> wear a fucking mask! and vicks!
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yah i love the smiths!
07:00 <timmay> hey do ya luv me im a demon machine !!! >.<
08:00 <Trevor> wear vicks? like as a necklace?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> under your nose retard.
08:00 <Trevor> but as a necklace right?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you don’t have to sniff death
08:00 <Trevor> im just saying, smell that strong nothing will help you
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, the vicks helps… just sayin’
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> Having said that….
09:00 <timmay> hey do ya luv me like a beautiful thing?¿?¿
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> at work, a freezer stopped working...
09:00 <timmay> !!!
09:00 <Trevor> but yeah you can get a nice flat close to the city for under 400k
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2 weeks later they opened the door
10:00 <Trevor> just be prepared for fucking hell
10:00 <Clarkson> ange is off her dick
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i smelt it… vomited! 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> was pretty hilarious…. 
10:00 <President_Trump> GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <Trevor> my current project im not sure i can fucking live in it at all
10:00 <Trevor> i think im always going to associate the place with bad bad smell
10:00 <timmay> hey do luv me when im in smelly underpance?!??!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re renting a ghetto
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> what suburb? Waterloo?
11:00 <Trevor> nah reno
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
12:00 <Trevor> kool strata though... even has a pool
12:00 <Trevor> all the other flats are nice... just the one i got
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> strata are never nice. They’re always cunts.
12:00 <timmay> accidenlty jus dropped a bowl of weed on the floor...
12:00 <robot> other times i like to invite people around 2 my house then immediately go out for the day
12:00 <timmay> >.<
12:00 <robot> sorry i had an appointment
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice robot lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> noted!
13:00 <timmay> katatonic_kake01
13:00 <timmay> ???
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
14:00 <timmay> whut
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah?
14:00 <timmay> yup
15:00 <robot> timmay.
15:00 <timmay> greetings
15:00 <timmay> :}
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuuObGsB0No
15:00 <Trevor> show us ya deck ya sailor
15:00 <timmay> wat is it???
16:00 <katatonic_kate01>  trevor, with all this dick talk, you should get yours out aye!
16:00 <timmay> eww
16:00 <timmay> is trevor a homosexual man?
16:00 <Trevor> what makes you believe it isnt already out
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, i belive so.
16:00 <timmay> o ok
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> photographic proof.
17:00 <Trevor> katey show us the eye of your tiger ya cunt
17:00 <Clarkson> besides why you given me shit
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky did trevor send you dick pics?
17:00 <Clarkson> fucking wank man 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> *giggles*
17:00 <timmay> kate baebs,,, where do u smell baebs???
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> next.
18:00 <timmay> :}
19:00 <timmay> lmaoo
19:00 <timmay> reggie mills
21:00 <timmay> why don't you ask me how it feels like to be a freak?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i don’t care.
22:00 <timmay> wasnt askin yew
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> SMD
23:00 <timmay> present it
23:00 <robot> sega mega drive
23:00 <dematerialised> senegal municipal department
23:00 <timmay> sniff my doodle
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
24:00 <timmay> gag""
24:00 <timmay> ??
25:00 <GoldSpade> is it just me....
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
25:00 <GoldSpade> or do some people on here have severe ANGER problems
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddX4YyEBk0E
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: East 17 the reunion full part 1 2 3 4 5 6 subtitles in english Views: 77,791 Uploader: sara6t Uploaded: Dec 12, 2010 Duration: 46m33s Rating: 4.86
25:00 <timmay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK16w_Esrno
25:00 <timmay> ^^
25:00 <timmay> my link does not show up with youtube thing?
26:00 <timmay> racist pigs
26:00 <Trevor> show us ya fuckin dick ya fuckin poofta
26:00 <Clarkson> later on i told my neighbour why i get someones bible shit instead of someones double ended dildo
26:00 <Clarkson> definatatly nailed the sex pest look
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - you are a sex pest clarky
26:00 <Clarkson> how about read, n learn.. its shit that you should fucking learn considering ya got sch a bad fucking past with women
27:00 <timmay> :s
27:00 <timmay> the new home of the underpants is comforting
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
28:00 <timmay> :}
28:00 <partay> its penis warmer time 
28:00 <Clarkson> its still a boring ass cover
29:00 <timmay> forx the biznitch is puttin up wif me 4 now
29:00 <Serenity> if you dont stop being a dickhead Im going to ban you and you wont be coming back from it
29:00 <timmay> i sorry
30:00 <timmay> pls no ban ! ><
30:00 <amelia> then you will have no home for the underpants
30:00 <timmay> pls dun burn me undiez !!
30:00 <timmay> theyre at home
34:00 <GoldSpade> hehehe
35:00 <timmay> lols
37:00 <GoldSpade> hey....
37:00 <GoldSpade> I heard a story the other day
37:00 <timmay> cool story bro
37:00 <robot> no
38:00 <robot> timmay people stopped saying that 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <GoldSpade> that certain people got to big for their boots and outstayed their welcome
38:00 <GoldSpade> and well deleted off the system
38:00 <GoldSpade> for good
39:00 <dematerialised> it's true
39:00 <GoldSpade> now..
39:00 <GoldSpade> im not going to say the person ( or persons) who were involved. All I will say is that well...its hardly supprising
39:00 <GoldSpade> I will say that much
39:00 <Maurice> Could you be any more cryptic
39:00 <dematerialised> every word is true
40:00 <amelia> scandalous
40:00 <GoldSpade> not really Maurice....its pretty much well....yeah..maybe another time I will go into chapter 2
41:00 <President_Trump> Maurice are u busy tomorrow night?
41:00 <Maurice> You should probably rewrite chapter 1, it was pretty shit
41:00 <Clarkson> remove your penis and i will
41:00 <timmay> ello Maurice Green! :)
41:00 <Maurice> Yes President_Trump, I'm washing my hair again
41:00 <Serenity> I wish someone would delete him
41:00 <timmay> delete hu?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <President_Trump> which night will u not be washing it?
42:00 <Maurice> It's hard to say
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> who has the power to boot all the shit cunts
42:00 <Clarkson> or start the motherfucker
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> no clarky
42:00 <dematerialised> brb formatting the server
42:00 <Clarkson> you're a dumb bitch
42:00 <GoldSpade> why do you keep saying that
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
43:00 <timmay> earl had a baby, baby was here name, he knew she was crazy, tiny was the same down behind the shed, slaughtering the hog, slicin on the belly.. feed it too the dog!!!
46:00 <timmay> dane had a baby, otis was his name, white as a ghost totally insane, otis likes his girls young and clean, drownin in a bucket of gasoline
48:00 <timmay> :L
49:00 <Serenity> Maurice that dancing guy
49:00 <Serenity> lolll woww
49:00 <Maurice> Lolll
49:00 <Maurice> I feel sorry for the pillow thing
51:00 <timmay> amelia is going to hell
51:00 <Serenity> its so seedy lol
51:00 <timmay> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
52:00 <dematerialised> can you please kill yourself
52:00 <dematerialised> tyia
53:00 <timmay> perhaps
53:00 <amelia> i will get hobbs to bash u
53:00 <timmay> i take it you're a homosexual dude?
53:00 <timmay> ofcourse im fucken homophobic
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it a full moon soon? 
54:00 <timmay> yerp
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> too many fucking weirdos about
54:00 <Clarkson> has gotten serious pussy
54:00 <timmay> 3 days time
54:00 <timmay> when i pull me underpants down
54:00 <timmay> aaaaaahahahaaha
54:00 <TheRiddler> I went pokemon hunting
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> what’d ya find>
55:00 <TheRiddler> I got a dratini
55:00 <TheRiddler> and a bunch of psyduck
55:00 <timmay> i have charizard at power level 6421
55:00 <TheRiddler> and a cubone
55:00 <timmay> fite mr
55:00 <timmay> me
56:00 <amelia> I luff psyduck!
56:00 <TheRiddler> aye aye aye
57:00 <amelia> haha
57:00 <TheRiddler> psyduck is the best in the series
57:00 <timmay> i have been to hell
57:00 <Clarkson> i used to  get the most wicked weed ever now its all crap
57:00 <timmay> do you know what hell actually is if you're condemmed to it?
58:00 <timmay> everyday you spawn, and are hunted down by either freddy krueger, jason, michael myers or somewhat... they kill you and feel all the pain as you would, you reicarnate the next day at same thing happens..
58:00 <timmay> thats how it goes
59:00 <timmay> everyday
59:00 <dematerialised> sounds more exciting than this
59:00 <dematerialised> i'll give it a shot
59:00 <timmay> is a new torture
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure how it can ramble so much
59:00 <timmay> sound kool 2 be in hell d00ds?????
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
59:00 <dematerialised> meth
59:00 <dematerialised> meth is how it rambles
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew!
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