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00:00 <Serenity> distance
00:00 <Maurice> She can't help it that she catches the orange bus
00:00 <amelia> decent for sure
00:00 <Serenity> i wish i could say i ran the whole 5km but i didnt haha
00:00 <amelia> how long run at 12 kms
00:00 <Serenity> 3 minutes before it started to hurt
02:00 <President_Trump> do you abuse them if they call you 'sarah' at the check in counter thing
02:00 <amelia> thats really good
02:00 <faux> wait has it beeb 4 weeks since surgery already
02:00 <faux> been
03:00 <faux> wtf 
03:00 <faux> where is time going
03:00 <Maurice> Serenity you had surgery the same day my cat got her leg off
03:00 <Maurice> Well, her plaster not her actual leg
03:00 <Serenity> yeah 4 weeks
03:00 <President_Trump> are u the one that they plastered the wrong cat leg?
04:00 <Serenity> what check in counter
04:00 <Maurice> Happy birthday + 4 weeks and 1 day to me1
04:00 <Maurice> 1
04:00 <Serenity> waht the fuck are you talking about
04:00 <Maurice> ! ffs
04:00 <Maurice> I am, President_Trump
04:00 <President_Trump> u know when u turn up at the gym, and they swipe your pass thing
04:00 <Serenity> i dont go to the gym.
04:00 <President_Trump> 'thanks sarah' 'fuck off you cunt'
04:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAH
04:00 <faux> ive already been back home a week
05:00 <Serenity> ysh times going ridiculous fast
06:00 <Maurice> I can imagine Serenity like the 2 chicks on this is 40 when they're copying the private trainer at the park by hiding behind a tree
06:00 <Serenity> hahah
06:00 <Maurice> Fuck paying for a gym membership
06:00 <Serenity> id rather sit on a fucking fire hydrant than go to a gym to work out
06:00 <amelia> but why
06:00 <Serenity> theres people at the gym
07:00 <Maurice> And other peoples sweat and BO
07:00 <Serenity> all i have here are my cats staring at me when i work out here
07:00 <amelia> no one gives a fuck
07:00 <Maurice> Those judgy bastards
07:00 <President_Trump> u should do webcam
07:00 <xm> Serenity: loooool
07:00 <xm> Bron commented on Austnet Fundraiser - For Sale!
07:00 <xm> The shit you find when you Google yourself.. 
07:00 <Serenity> you should fuck off
07:00 <Serenity> wtf is austnet fundraiser
07:00 <xm> she found the breaking ban log
07:00 <xm> blog*
07:00 <Serenity> ohhh
08:00 <Serenity> woww
08:00 <Serenity> i wonder if she will rejoin here and be all
09:00 <Serenity> ermergerdd its been years since i was here
09:00 <CLOWN> i would love to give amelia a good workout
09:00 <Serenity> video it for us would ya
10:00 <amelia> MaYBe iD GiVe You THe WoRK ouT
10:00 <amelia> doktah doktah
10:00 <amelia> gimme de news
10:00 <CLOWN> hope so
10:00 <CLOWN> i nd it
11:00 <amelia> I gots a bad case of loving you
13:00 <Serenity> why is the weather man lying to me
13:00 <President_Trump> Maurice can u cook soup? how bout tuesday?
13:00 <Serenity> its not 10 degrees
13:00 <President_Trump> u busy?
13:00 <Serenity> its lierally about -500
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m baaaaaacccckkk *waves*
23:00 <Doodle> KATE
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
23:00 <Doodle> me lecturer just emailed me
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah?
23:00 <Doodle> i've passed all me classes
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS
23:00 <Doodle> woo
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> congrats!
23:00 <Doodle> tho i have 2 exams next week
23:00 <Doodle> but theyre not mandatory
23:00 <Doodle> ty
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> Soooo dick campaign is set to go right?
23:00 <Doodle> rofl
23:00 <Doodle> umm
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> like you wanna try that markeing shit out IRL
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> im helping you out man!
24:00 <Doodle> i've done that lol that was one of me assessments
24:00 <Doodle> running a campaign
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah well … like an ONLINE one
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> like, you wanna do that shit again! 
25:00 <Clarkson> dont need a sex doll now
25:00 <Doodle> lmao
25:00 <Doodle> it was online
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
25:00 <Doodle> and offline
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> well you’re set to go aye!
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> old hat at it :P
25:00 <Doodle> i'm not marketing penises 
25:00 <Doodle> .
25:00 <Doodle> except mine
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok that’ll have to do
26:00 <Doodle> osnap
26:00 <Doodle> also GEE THANKS
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> well it wouldn’t be marketing penis
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> just…. dick pics for me
26:00 <Doodle> surely you're inundated with dick pix
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> like target audience would be cunts on ere
26:00 <Doodle> esp from stebie
27:00 <Doodle> hahaha
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i get fuck all
27:00 <Doodle> slack
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe it’s me dyke hair cut?
27:00 <Clarkson> I wanna hit some cunt
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok clarky 
27:00 <Clarkson> fuck her off ye
27:00 <Doodle> do you have homemade earrings
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL - *coughs* maybe
27:00 <Doodle> maybe they think ur a lesbian
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> DAMN It
27:00 <Doodle> lol 'maybe'
27:00 <Doodle> def
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i have an image problem… can you work with that
28:00 <Doodle> homemade earrings are the giveaway
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck!
28:00 <Doodle> ditch the perm too its not working
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> see no one told me this shit
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> straight hair and fierce eyebrows?
28:00 <Maurice> I can't be lesbian Tom, look at me! I'm gorgeous
29:00 <Doodle> if you want fierce penises in ur pm
29:00 <Doodle> lmao
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHA
29:00 <Doodle> theres plenty of sexy lezzers...
29:00 <Doodle> what about valma from scooby doo
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah… she makes me moist 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok so i need glasses!
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can do that - ive got some!
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ditch the homemade earrings… what else doodle
30:00 <Maurice> Lol Doodle
30:00 <Doodle> um iunno i'd have to do some research
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok. you do that i’ll pay you in cupcakes
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> possibly a few bj’s if you’re lucky 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, i know it’s  a fab deal 
31:00 <Doodle> well i dunno, my fee is also part of the research
31:00 <Doodle> so i dunno what it is yet
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh great
37:00 <Maurice> I'm about to punch this cat in her phantom ovaries
37:00 <Maurice> Sleeps all day and is a fucktard from 10pm onwards
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> so glad mine is on a ‘holiday'
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucked in to the inlaws!
40:00 <Maurice> I just gave her as the tin says 'chicken breast in gravy' and she's looking at me like wtf is this shit
42:00 <Serenity> fucking homer today, i went outside and he raced out with me i was only out there for a few mins then came in.. sat down and he come sup and bangs on the front door so i went to let him in and he did this funny little backwards spin 'BRRRTT'ed and ran off
42:00 <Clarkson> the doctor wont fuck no
42:00 <Serenity> like heyyy come and playy with mee
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> cats - they’re worse than husbands
43:00 <Maurice> Lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> and children
43:00 <Maurice> At least when my husband wants to play it only lasts 2 mins and 36 seconds
43:00 <Serenity> lollll
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah mine has a vagina atm 
44:00 <Doodle> O_o
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <Doodle> lol if only they could see irc
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh logs get sent to him doodle
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> REMEMBER!
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe that’s why he is a bitch! 
45:00 <Doodle> lmao
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> noted!
45:00 <Maurice> Doodle I wasn't bagging his prowess, that's just how long I take
45:00 <Doodle> oh right nice save
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <TheRiddler> I'm done now gtfo and play with your toys
46:00 <Maurice> Please, you've been on the recieving end of me, you know even that long is impressive
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> stroke rate 130 per min
47:00 <Doodle> its like trying to mount a jackhammer
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> *searches for rowers*
48:00 <faux> goodnight turds
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> so the child has been doing grazing like feeds every 1.5 hours… and tonight has been asleep for 3 hours!
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> Feels like ive won the friken lotto!
52:00 <Maurice> He's bound to wake up as you're dozing
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEP
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> soon as i hop into bed 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM! IM AWAKE
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> as my eyeballs drop out of my fucking head
55:00 <Maurice> I was feeding one of mine once, woke up to them on the couch next to me, I had fallen asleep sitting up and dropped them
55:00 <Doodle> slippery little fuckers
55:00 <Maurice> For all I know I placed him there gently, but I highly doubt it
56:00 <Maurice> But it's all good, he survived
56:00 <Maurice> And I can't even remember which one it was
56:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that will be me tonight
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> but if you don’t pick and give him cuddles he’ll let you know by SCREAMING 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> the other child was like yeah feed me thanks. snore for 3 hours. next.
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> pick up**
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> just because he is male, i reckon.
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
06:00 <Maurice> I have 3 and they were ok without screaming
06:00 <Maurice> The husband however..
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> completely different babies… dont know WHY i was expecting the same
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably sleep deprivation
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <Maurice> Mine were all very similar, they had their moments but on the whole were happy babies
07:00 <Maurice> Apparently I was the same, used to wake up smiling, not any more let me tell you
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah this one is like IM FUCKING HUNGRY! FEED ME NOW!
08:00 <Serenity> loll
08:00 <Serenity> ant was such a happy baby
09:00 <Serenity> he was a beautiful little butterball
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i go to up the bottle… and he drinks 50 mls :|
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> go back down …. guzzles it all… 20 mins later .. cry cry still hungry :|
10:00 <Maurice> I was watching Anna Kendrick on Cordon last night and she said there was a 4yr old that wanted her to play but she doesn't know what to do with kids and she goes 'so I just kinda, shook the kid, they loved it and want me to babysit'
10:00 <Serenity> loll
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> one thing he loves (well goes to sleep with) the sound of rain
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> on me phone
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you youtube
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10 hours of rain sounds lol
11:00 <Serenity> haha nice
11:00 <Maurice> Can't say I blame him
11:00 <Serenity> i had two shit sleepers though lil was the worst
11:00 <Maurice> Omg this cat is still going MEOW MEEEOOOWWW MEEEEEOOOOWWWWWWW
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i was surpised. Ive heard peeps say white noise helps blah blah… and im like white noise sounds shit
12:00 <Serenity> she would go days with no more than a couple of 20 min cat naps a day
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> rain is better i’ll try it 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM
12:00 <Maurice> Cat naps is such bollocks, cats sleep like, 22 hours a day
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <Serenity> haha no shit
12:00 <Serenity> seriously 20 mins and she would be done for 12 hours
12:00 <Maurice> Like when people say 'I slept like a baby' oh, so you woke up screaming with shit in your pants every 3 hours?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord i wouldn’t survive with 20 mins naps
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ maurice
12:00 <Serenity> i was a walking zombie
12:00 <CLOWN> amazing endurance how does he do it
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i slept like a junkie would be better
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> (not on ice)
13:00 <Serenity> ant used to sleep for 2 hours have a bottle play for a few mins then sleep again for 2 hours
13:00 <Serenity> then do 4 hours over night
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> I do an arvo sleep… which makes it ok to be awake now… but havig said that i’m usually awake around this hour…
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh nice
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> the daughter slept through the night from around 4months… it was ze best
14:00 <CLOWN> i was awake for 11 days once many years ago the body cn do amazzzzzzing things
14:00 <Maurice> It was a good day when I got both of mine to nap at the same time
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, drug em
15:00 <Maurice> Chloroform helped
15:00 <Maurice> Oh snap
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS!
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <Maurice> Mine are 14 months apart, so a 14 month old and a newborn
15:00 <Tim-Sim> Do you have to pick them up every time they cry or can you just put ear plugs in?
15:00 <Serenity> i lived in a unit complex and had a few friends who also lived there, every now and then a my mate would take lil for a few hours at night and play with her so i could get some sleep
15:00 <Serenity> thats how bad it was
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll mention that at me mothers group tomoz… se how that goes down LOL!
15:00 <Maurice> That was nice of them though Serenity
15:00 <Maurice> Since her father was useless
16:00 <Serenity> yeah i would never have managed without them
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> that wa nice
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> was*
16:00 <Serenity> you really cant function on 20 mins of sleep in a few days
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> where was the father?
16:00 <Maurice> When she's pmsing you should send her to her father with a note 'THIS IS PAYBACK FOR WHEN SHE WAS A BABY'
16:00 <Serenity> computer?
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh cunt!
16:00 <Serenity> he didnt help
16:00 <Serenity> but i wont go into that
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep, cunt.
16:00 <CLOWN> u can function in extremely gruelling circumstances at your best maybe not
17:00 <CLOWN> but what is being able to function
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
17:00 <Serenity> yeah CLOWN your body can be 'functioning' but not very well
17:00 <Tim-Sim> I was living with my sister and her husban when she has twins. I used to help out 
17:00 <Maurice> I can't even function now, I drove up a curb today and I'm not sleep deprived
17:00 <Serenity> and for months on end its just a lot to deal with
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:00 <CLOWN> lol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh speaking of the darling child
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> bb;
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> l
17:00 <Maurice> See, lucky you didn't go to bed
18:00 <Serenity> now i just climb into bed and sleep for as long as i like
18:00 <Serenity> bliss
18:00 <Maurice> Lol I had a 3 hour nap today
18:00 <Serenity> i didnt nap today i had too much coffee this morning so was pinging off my face all day
19:00 <Maurice> And I dreamt I was dating Tony Micelli and at one point I was Angela, but then I was me again
19:00 <Serenity> rofl
19:00 <CLOWN> i had  3 days off work due to gastro then went back today looked like i was pingin off me head for 3 days
19:00 <Maurice> I've been watching too much whos the boss obviously
19:00 <Serenity> gastro is the fucking worst
20:00 <CLOWN> yeah they told me to fuck off on monday
20:00 <Serenity> i had the worst case of it a couple years ago.. i couldnt even fall asleep cause as soon as i did id crap myself
20:00 <Clarkson> ill make u loose with my ten foot long dick
20:00 <Serenity> not. fun.
22:00 <Tim-Sim> I am growing a beard
22:00 <Maurice> Like this? https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14079869_325635564436006_6716840107285416692_n.jpg?oh=d7651b8aa21f3134ffaba424998db4d9&oe=5818CF06
22:00 <Serenity> fun
22:00 <Maurice> Me too Tim-Sim
22:00 <Serenity> ahahahaha
22:00 <CLOWN> i need a shave, lookin too dirty
23:00 <Tim-Sim> I bought some beard oil and some hair gel for it
23:00 <Maurice> I got ribbons for mine
23:00 <Tim-Sim> Mine looks stupid
24:00 <Tim-Sim> It looked ok then suddenlt I look like a homeless man
24:00 <Serenity> what beard oil did u buy
24:00 <Tim-Sim> homeless man cross caveman
26:00 <Tim-Sim> The beard oil is Milkman - King of Wood Beard oil
26:00 <Tim-Sim> It smells nice
27:00 <dematerialised> butts
27:00 <Tim-Sim> but I probably should have got the unscented stuff
28:00 <Serenity> an old school friend of mine has a business selling beard oil
28:00 <Tim-Sim> but it it is only lightly scented, I don't know if other people can smell it but when it is right under your nose on your moustache, you can't escape it
28:00 <Tim-Sim> oh cool
29:00 <Maurice> You'll eventually become immune to the smell, I can't smell my perfume anymore but other people comment on it
33:00 <Serenity> https://www.thegroomedmanco.com/?gclid=CjwKEAjwudW9BRDcrd30kovf8GkSJAB3hTxFj6EypEIS1Dhiz4NbAwEG8xFjJSnZOkNnNbNDf7GklhoC4qHw_wcB
36:00 <President_Trump> Tim-Sim MAGA
36:00 <President_Trump> where's jen?
36:00 <Tim-Sim> my beard looks good when I just get out of the shower and when it has beard oil in it, if i shampoo it and let it dry out properly it looks too bushy
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i saw bacon beard oil
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> it made me cringe’
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> just run some bacon fat through me beard :|
42:00 <Tim-Sim> eww
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
42:00 <Maurice> Er, bacon everything is good
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> beard oil tho? naw
43:00 <Maurice> It's no different to coconut oil, which I've seen people suggest for beard dandruff
44:00 <Serenity> rofl
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> beard dandruff… stop
44:00 <Maurice> Apparently it's a legit thing
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’ll ruin me love of beards
44:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't know coz my beard is so short atm
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> grow it out for me and report back?
45:00 <Maurice> No, beards are rank
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <Maurice> I'm shaving it off tomorrow
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn it
46:00 <Maurice> I'm getting so fucking sick of my fb dragging it's cheeks
46:00 <Maurice> FUCKING MOVE
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh
46:00 <Tim-Sim> I though Maurice was a chick
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> as in its slow?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a dick
46:00 <Maurice> As in it keeps freezing then sending me 'kill or wait' notices
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fucker
47:00 <Tim-Sim> how do I upload photos of my beard
47:00 <Tim-Sim> ?
47:00 <Maurice> Uhm
47:00 <Maurice> Imgur?
47:00 <Tim-Sim> ta
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> if youve got a neck beard dont bother
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> aint no body go time for that
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> got
48:00 <Maurice> Don't listen to katatonic_kate01, shes a beard lover so has no say
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> most  of the guys i’ve had sexual relations wif have had beards 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> tall wif beards 
50:00 <Maurice> I've had zero
50:00 <Maurice> Same as foreskins
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
50:00 <Maurice> The husband used to have a goatee, that was bad enough
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <Serenity> yuck
51:00 <Tim-Sim> I just took these photos then, hid my face of course
51:00 <Tim-Sim> http://imgur.com/a/7csrN
52:00 <Maurice> Serenity, Bo always goes to him 'YOU NEED TO SHAVE YOUR WHISKERS!' and one day he goes to Bo 'Want me to grow a beard? If you say yes, I will'
52:00 <Maurice> Bo stupidly said yes
52:00 <Maurice> I said a big FUCK NO
52:00 <Maurice> He shaved
53:00 <Serenity> loll
53:00 <Tim-Sim> Chicks don't like beards but they get you more respect from guys
53:00 <Tim-Sim> paradoxically 
53:00 <President_Trump> u get bacteria in their pussy Tim-Sim
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <President_Trump> jen wouldnt like that
53:00 <Maurice> My dad had a beard when I was growing up, fuck off with beards
54:00 <Maurice> Also, that beard looks like it's coming out of your nose
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> areyou gonna trim that tim - go for the sexoffender look
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
54:00 <Tim-Sim> haha, no I am not going to trim it. 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> it must be shit in summer tho?
57:00 <President_Trump> did u have that beard when u drove past cheong park?
58:00 <Tim-Sim> don't know, I have never grown a bears before. It helps a lot in winter when hang gliding, it gets very cold at 2000 feet with wind blowing in your face
58:00 <Tim-Sim> no President_Trump, was clean shaven then 
59:00 <Tim-Sim> don't need a balaclava when hang gliding
00:00 <Tim-Sim> it was terrible a few weeks ago when i had a cold, was covered in snot and very itchy, almost shaved it off
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i thibk it would suck in summer
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh ew
00:00 <Tim-Sim> it probably will
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> dont ruin it for me gawd
00:00 <Maurice> It probably does katatonic_kate01, I know my hairy legs suck in summer
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i dont wanna know details
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just imagine it being hot and itchy
01:00 <Maurice> (23:58:30) (Tim-Sim): don't know, I have never grown a bears before.
02:00 <Maurice> Ive never grown bears either
02:00 <Maurice> I imagine it's hard
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Tim-Sim> ^beard
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> zz top beards are a bit rank
02:00 <President_Trump> she's grown one of them
02:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> like you dont need that
03:00 <Maurice> Theres a mother and daughter in my town and they ride on those gophers, both of them have epic beards
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfaooooooooooooooo
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> good one i laughed and woke the child
04:00 <Maurice> They seriously do and the only reason they ride gophers is because they're too lazy to walk
04:00 <Maurice> I laughed and didn't wake mine :D
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Maurice> I woke the fucking cat though
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucku
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i saw the best fuck off scooter yesti
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was such a beast
08:00 <Maurice> Has anyone seen the ads for the paralympics
09:00 <Maurice> The high jump dude with one leg looks like the pixar lamp
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao nope]
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmm 2 am cake
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> the best kind!
20:00 <Maurice> How was your bday? Did you get spoilt?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya was good! Did breakfast wif a friend, then went over to a friends house for dinner…. got home guzzled some wine
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> and smomed half a packet of smokes
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> SMOKED*
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> smomed - dont tell faux :P
22:00 <Maurice> Ooer nice one
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya… was good. OH and I got a pandora bangle… it’s what I wanted
22:00 <Maurice> I turned your age a month and a day ago, it was tough, boy was it tough, as soon as I woke up the wrinkles started and the limp
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos i fucking hate the change type braceltes 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif we’re old!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH MY FUCKING GAWD
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i cannot spell
23:00 <Maurice> Lol I have a pandora I got for xmas, I took it off when my husband got me a belated bday pres of a ruby and diamond bracelet
23:00 <Maurice> (ruby is my birth stone)
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo fancy pants!
24:00 <Maurice> I just don't like the jangle of the pandora
24:00 <Maurice> Mostly coz noise like that annoys me
24:00 <doctor> it reminds me of gypsies
24:00 <Maurice> It reminds me of gouging someones eyes out
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had this resin bangle that i had worn for like… 800 years on me right hand… it broke a few weeks a go. I almost cried lol.. so i needed a bangle to even me other hand out
24:00 <doctor> that too
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw i like the noise
25:00 <Maurice> Oh no wait
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Im not a huge fan of all the lame charm
25:00 <Maurice> Your pandora is a bangle? Thats ok
25:00 <Maurice> Mines a frigging bracelet
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i hate the bracelet ones
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re fucking annoying as fuck
25:00 <Clarkson> u came on austnet pulling ur shit out to fat emo sluts like faux
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> they stretch… or something with the weight of the charms
26:00 <Maurice> I can get mine off without undoing it
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah lame
26:00 <doctor> https://www.facebook.com/thisisplanetfood/videos/329807010694884/
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i gave my bracelet one to me mum
27:00 <Maurice> My mum got me my bracelet one :S
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah thanks mum!
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> (not)
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive also got another silver bangle...
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> so 3 in total
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i jingle when i walk around… fun times… i cant hide from me kids
28:00 <Maurice> I wear gold, had a gold bangle and my ruby bracelet, plus gold rings and other jewels, so what she was thinking with a silver pandora i don't know
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can get gold pandora but you probably have to sell your first born
29:00 <Maurice> I'm ok with that
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
29:00 <Maurice> Can I sell all of them?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah trade em in for jewels!
29:00 <Maurice> YAY!
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> *ponders*
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wear silver… but my engagement / wedding rings are gold.. was dumb for me to do that
30:00 <Maurice> Before I got engaged my left arm/hand was gold, the right was silver
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> should have got white gold or platinum 
31:00 <Maurice> Before our wedding I got rid of all the silver and never put it back on
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> GOLD or fuck off
31:00 <Clarkson> beehhh fuck off to ur own country. doubt they want ya
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <Maurice> Except my anklet, thats silver
31:00 <Maurice> But nobody ever looks at a chicks ankle
31:00 <Maurice> Unless muslim
31:00 <Maurice> 'Wiiit woooo ankleeeee'
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> I lost me chunky gold hoop earrings… that was a bit of an epic fail
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… gold just isn’t a happening thing for me
33:00 <Maurice> Lol
34:00 <Maurice> When I had my middle kid via c-sect, I lost one of my hoops, my mum goes 'it's probably stuck to your butt' and I go 'don't be dumb, I'd feel that' the nurses hunted through the surgery sheets etc, never found it
34:00 <Maurice> It was actually stuck to my tramp stamp
34:00 <Maurice> I was dreaming about feeling it coz I couldn't feel anything
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck!
35:00 <Maurice> Don't do drugs
35:00 <Maurice> Coz thats what happens
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that - after a c-section gis the drugs aye
35:00 <Clarkson> and all they do is ask me for shit of the inet
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> but now they’re so stingy with drugs
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had my own self administered morph drip with the first…. 2nd one…. i’ll give you one, that’s righ ONE endone
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> should have asked for more…. only i thought i’d pass out with a new born in me hands lol
38:00 <frog> katatonic_kate01 hows it going?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah great. Just smearing vegemite on my naked body
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> you?
39:00 <frog> im actually just coming down
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really - ice bender?
39:00 <frog> nah not ice
39:00 <frog> xtc
39:00 <frog> and alcohol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> right
39:00 <frog> ive been going hard since saturday
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s great. Fuck off now.
40:00 <frog> and 2morrow ill be on it again
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> and ignored
40:00 <frog> might have some cocaine this weekend
40:00 <frog> but id rather have some of those pills again they were rockers
40:00 <frog> in 10 years i havnt had xtc that good
40:00 <frog> they were top shelf
48:00 <Maurice> Lol they gave me fucking panadol and that was it
48:00 <Maurice> Jerks
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts!
49:00 <frog> period pain again Maurice?
49:00 <frog> or pregnant?
49:00 <Maurice> None of the above
49:00 <frog> ahhh
49:00 <frog> coming down off drugs/alcohol
49:00 <Maurice> Yah
49:00 <Maurice> The come down is the fucking worst
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> from panadol
50:00 <Maurice> So terrible
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… i stear clear of that shit
50:00 <frog> panadol is not good for you
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> why is BMX racing an olympic sport?
50:00 <frog> safer to smoke ice than take panadol
50:00 <frog> katatonic_kate01 why isnt it?
51:00 <Maurice> Wait, is it?
51:00 <frog> you know 90% of the sports in the olympics were not original
51:00 <frog> LOL
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> not saying there isnt any kill
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> skill
51:00 <frog> moron
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah watching it now
51:00 <frog> spastic retard
51:00 <Maurice> frog, don't be so rude towards the Olympic contestants
52:00 <frog> im not
52:00 <Maurice> I just flicked to what I thought was an Olympic show and it was Kevin Hart
53:00 <Maurice> Oh and Colbert
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> hello bmx aussie dude
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d have a turn
53:00 <Maurice> Damnit, what channel is that
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is prob 18 so pass
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> 7 2
53:00 <frog> lol katatonic_kate01
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2 two
54:00 <frog> you would have a turn when you are married?
54:00 <frog> and just had a child?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell
54:00 <Clarkson> uno, like, I watched a movie and shit and shit and like, that's what I thought.
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> 7 two
54:00 <Maurice> Ok it's on here now
54:00 <Maurice> I could do way better
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Maurice> Pop a wheelie
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah … but do able
55:00 <frog> lol
55:00 <frog> such high self esteem lolllllllllll
55:00 <Maurice> Who, frog?
55:00 <frog> pity it doesnt translate
55:00 <frog> both of you
55:00 <Maurice> Well yeah, der
55:00 <frog> lol if you think any of those bmx riders would go near you
55:00 <frog> Maurice you might have a chance
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me, its almost 3 am im outta ere
55:00 <Maurice> Nobody ever said that, lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
55:00 <frog> but katatonic_kate01 LOLLLLLLLL
55:00 <frog> katatonic_kate01 the pig fuck
55:00 <frog> lee mody
55:00 <frog> mody lee
56:00 <Maurice> Who
56:00 <frog> Maurice how old is your eldest now?
56:00 <Maurice> 24
56:00 <Maurice> Yours?
56:00 <Maurice> Thats a lie, he's not 24 until March
56:00 <Maurice> But close enough
57:00 <frog> mine?
57:00 <frog> i dont have any children
57:00 <Maurice> Lucky you
57:00 <frog> why is that lucky?
58:00 <Maurice> Are you that brain dead
58:00 <frog> no
58:00 <frog> why am i lucky i dont have children?
59:00 <Maurice> I'm saying you're lucky not to have a 23 nearly 24 yr old
59:00 <Maurice> What of it
00:00 <frog> why am i lucky not to have that?
01:00 <Maurice> Because who wants a 23 yr old? Nobody.
01:00 <frog> lol
01:00 <frog> maybe not you losers
01:00 <frog> but many ppl love their children
01:00 <Maurice> Oh, so you do?
02:00 <frog> well i dont have children
02:00 <frog> but if i did i would want them
02:00 <frog> i would be happy to have them around, not complaining about them at the late hours of the morning on a dead irc server
02:00 <Maurice> LOL
02:00 <Maurice> Ok
02:00 <frog> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
03:00 <frog> what does that say about you?
03:00 <frog> not much
03:00 <frog> you = old washed up loser
03:00 <Maurice> I dunno, I haven't mentioned my kids in ages, other than flashbacks to 9 yrs ago
03:00 <Maurice> So ok
03:00 <Maurice> We were talking bmxers
04:00 <frog> you were talking about guys you both couldnt get
04:00 <frog> yet again
04:00 <frog> its all you 3 seem to do on here
04:00 <Maurice> I dunno, I never mentioned a dude I couldn't get, unless you count Statham or Levine
04:00 <Maurice> Try again
04:00 <frog> Maurice is Serenity part coon by any chance?
04:00 <Maurice> Whos the3?
04:00 <frog> stratham LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
04:00 <Maurice> Uh part? Try full.
04:00 <frog> full coon?
05:00 <Maurice> Er, Statham, not stratham you knob
05:00 <frog> so we were right then
05:00 <frog> she is abbo
05:00 <Maurice> You missed my statement
05:00 <Maurice> Idiot.
05:00 <Maurice> (01:05:09) (frog): stratham LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
05:00 <Maurice> Say wha?
06:00 <frog> yes
06:00 <frog> another guy you wish you could have
06:00 <frog> but never could
06:00 <Maurice> So many people wish they could have, yourself included
06:00 <breaker> Hi Lori.
06:00 <Maurice> Heya Dave
06:00 <Maurice> How goes stuff
06:00 <Maurice> ?
06:00 <frog> i wish i could have stratham?
07:00 <Maurice> It's STAtham, you twonk
07:00 <breaker> Stuff good... yourself?
07:00 <Maurice> Yeah my stuff is good, thanks for asking
07:00 <frog> i dont care for spelling of some shit actor lol
07:00 <breaker> loooollllllllllllllllllllllllll @ Jerome the sped who wakes up with 10 used condoms hanging out of his arse.
08:00 <Maurice> OH eww Jerome, that makes so much sense
08:00 <frog> lol
08:00 <frog> breaker the guy who was raped by his own dad
08:00 <frog> robert ingham
08:00 <Maurice> Ingham chicken rocks
09:00 <frog> i wonder if his dick tasted like ingham chicken
09:00 <frog> cock went into robert james knights asshole
10:00 <frog> Maurice are you a fan of the gowch?
30:00 <Tim-Sim> it is funny how smells unlock memories 
32:00 <frog> breaker how does it feel that darren is taking you and jen both to the ends of the legal system :)
39:00 <breaker> lol ok Jerome :)
39:00 <frog> so explain to me why did jen accuse darren of raping her?
40:00 <frog> when it didnt actually happen
42:00 <breaker> lol ok Jerome :)
42:00 <frog> so nothing to say again
42:00 <frog> gutless
42:00 <frog> im on your side man
42:00 <frog> but im not on gowchs
42:00 <breaker> Says the coward who didn't show up.
42:00 <frog> a female that acuses someone of raping them is pathetic
42:00 <frog> and weak
42:00 <frog> didnt show up?
43:00 <frog> [21:34] <verao> what did i tell u
43:00 <frog> [21:34] <verao> i tried to warn u all about her
43:00 <frog> [21:34] <verao> she's not stable
43:00 <frog> [21:34] <Blitzkrieg> You were right
43:00 <frog> [21:34] <Blitzkrieg> I openly admit it jen is fucked
44:00 <breaker> You would say that wouldnt you Jerome.. you have a vendetta against females.
44:00 <frog> i have a vendetta against females that talk shit like that yes i do
44:00 <frog> same goes for men
45:00 <frog> anyone who makes up such bullshit is a piece of shit who doesnt deserve to live
45:00 <Clarkson> gary27 is a loser cunt loves going to asian parlor
45:00 <frog> and that is gowch
45:00 <breaker> No "shit" has been said on her part.
45:00 <frog> yeh
45:00 <frog> so what is below going on about then?
49:00 <breaker> Jerome, You know what the truth really is.. why be a cockhead about it?
49:00 <frog> well the truth is i am on your side
49:00 <frog> but not below or gowchs
50:00 <breaker> You're so transparent Jerome
35:00 <zaim> http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/01/18/new-york-values-guyfi-lets-men-masturbate-in-manhattan/
45:00 <aliasd> temperature fluctuating in vic more than ever
46:00 <aliasd> you guyze destroyed all your trees
46:00 <aliasd> now it's going to reach 60 degrees this summer
46:00 <aliasd> and everyone will probably die horribly
33:00 <Doodle> OH WELL FUCK HEY
41:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <Doodle> it could be worse
41:00 <Doodle> we could all be from wa
42:00 <frog> waiting for your que hey Serenity?
44:00 <Serenity> yep i was waiting all day to sit down here at this exact moment
44:00 <Serenity> how good am i
44:00 <frog> well its just a coinsidence hey?
45:00 <Serenity> is it?
45:00 <frog> that one of the top shelves becomes active
45:00 <frog> and you suddenly do also
45:00 <frog> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
45:00 <Serenity> yes..
45:00 <frog> its 1pm Serenity why arent you at work?
45:00 <President_Trump> what got her through the day is the excitement of finding out what TRUMP had for lunch
45:00 <frog> what did trump have for lunch?
45:00 <Serenity> why arent you frog
45:00 <President_Trump> cheeseburger
45:00 <frog> because i dont claim to have a job like you do
45:00 <President_Trump> CHEESEBURGER
45:00 <frog> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
45:00 <frog> a maccas cheeseburger?
46:00 <Serenity> i 'claimed' to work at sizzler 2 years ago when i worked at sizzler you spastic
46:00 <President_Trump> yes
46:00 <Serenity> rofl
46:00 <frog> sizzler was a lie
46:00 <Serenity> except it wasnt
46:00 <frog> myself and mayo had confirmation of that
46:00 <Serenity> you did not rofl
46:00 <frog> actually we did
46:00 <frog> we called all the sizzlers in perth
46:00 <frog> no sarahs
46:00 <Serenity> hahah you are the dumbest cunt out seriously
46:00 <frog> no sarahs when you claimed you did
46:00 <frog> you may have worked there once
46:00 <Serenity> there were 3 sarahs at my sizzler so..
46:00 <frog> hence your old work uniform
47:00 <frog> but when you claimed you did
47:00 <Serenity> ba bowww
47:00 <frog> that was a 100% proven lie
47:00 <frog> lol 3 sarahs
47:00 <Serenity> if thats what gets your tiny pecker hard then so be it
47:00 <frog> so you work at sizzler now do you?
47:00 <Serenity> not my circus not my monkeys
47:00 <frog> actually i have a great cock
47:00 <frog> bigger than ShadowLurker pedos
47:00 <Serenity> no i dont work at sizzler now and everyone who has a brain knows that
47:00 <frog> lol
47:00 <frog> so where you working now?
47:00 <frog> reject shop?
47:00 <Serenity> here. obviously
48:00 <Serenity> full time chanop
48:00 <frog> yep
48:00 <frog> we all know that one
48:00 <Doodle> [15:44] <frog> that one of the top shelves becomes active
48:00 <Serenity> YES!
48:00 <frog> i admire your honesty
48:00 <Doodle> oooh i'm top shelf
48:00 <Doodle> ;)
48:00 <Serenity> top shelfff
48:00 <frog> you are indeed Doodle
48:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/dannywatson19/videos/10209449491089614/
49:00 <Serenity> what is that song
49:00 <Serenity> nvm
49:00 <Serenity> shazam told me
50:00 <Doodle> ye lo its from a chris brown song
50:00 <Doodle> l
51:00 <Doodle> rihanna's ex boxing partner
51:00 <Serenity> rofll
51:00 <Serenity> sad bad
51:00 <Serenity> er
51:00 <Serenity> sah bad
52:00 <frog> she deserved it
07:00 <ShadowLurker> *01:46:34 PM* <frog> we called all the sizzlers in perth <- theres clearly only 1 in the entire of perth
07:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOL
11:00 <frog> <ShadowLurker> *01:46:34 PM* <frog> we called all the sizzlers in perth <- theres clearly only 1 in the entire of perth < really?
11:00 <frog> LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
11:00 <frog> seems you dont even know your own lies
11:00 <frog> tsk tsk 
22:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: fleetwood mac - little lies (1987) Views: 1,975,599 Uploader: regeer2011 Uploaded: Apr 11, 2011 Duration: 3m46s Rating: 4.90
27:00 <Serenity> every time I see Fleetwood Mac I think of that south park ep where they think that goat is stevie
30:00 <Doodle> lmao
31:00 <Doodle> i remember that
31:00 <nubbymcnu> YOU DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING SON
31:00 <nubbymcnu> LAY OFF THE DRUGS
35:00 <nubbymcnu> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13935125_2084718021752784_7842644513599849910_n.jpg?oh=f52ee66b6f06d4b2954f53ec01590f46&oe=584D25E3
40:00 <TheRon> Hi
42:00 <ShadowLurker> what m8
42:00 <ShadowLurker> i think you are confused
45:00 <Serenity> this song is making my brain go fuzzy
46:00 <ShadowLurker> which song
47:00 <Serenity> the one thats in that link rob posted
47:00 <Serenity> the chris brown one
47:00 <ShadowLurker> ohh
47:00 <Serenity> im in the car n its just wbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbw
48:00 <Doodle> dont blame me for your disgusting sexual proclivities
48:00 <frog> LOL
48:00 <frog> <@Serenity> im in the car n its just wbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbw < LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
48:00 <Doodle> idgi
48:00 <Serenity> theres nothing to get thats why
48:00 <President_Trump> what's wbwbwbwbwbw?
48:00 <Serenity> my brain obv
48:00 <Doodle> why the fuck does yahoo auctions japan have to be in japanese
49:00 <Doodle> pain in the arse
49:00 <ShadowLurker> why is that lolwothy
49:00 <Serenity> what is yahoo auctions 
49:00 <Doodle> ebay for japan basically
49:00 <Serenity> ohh
49:00 <Serenity> car stuff?
49:00 <Doodle> ye
49:00 <ShadowLurker> is jerome actually dumber than chris?
49:00 <Doodle> wheels
49:00 <Serenity> think so
49:00 <frog> chris is smarter than you both actually
49:00 <ShadowLurker> explains a lot
50:00 <Doodle> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
50:00 <President_Trump> https://i.imgur.com/BjR1RhK.jpg
50:00 <Doodle> etc
50:00 <Serenity> what on earf
51:00 <Doodle> fkn
51:00 <Doodle> all the wheels are 17s
51:00 <Doodle> that are any good
51:00 <Doodle> and they wont fit over me brakes anyway
51:00 <TheRon> You stealing cars again?
51:00 <Doodle> again?
52:00 <Doodle> i've never stolen a car in my life
52:00 <Serenity> he just hides dead hookers in  ars
52:00 <TheRon> 450!
52:00 <Serenity> cars
52:00 <ShadowLurker> no it was given to you remember
52:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <Doodle> [16:25] <Doodle> 425
52:00 <frog> he hid jens pussy in his car
52:00 <Doodle> thx for reminding me
53:00 <Doodle> must look for some new seats
53:00 <frog> yes must get that gowch stain out of it
55:00 <TheRon> I'd leave the stain
57:00 <TheRon> Tonight on huey's kitchen, Ian cooks another roast chicken
57:00 <TheRon> That's all it says
57:00 <nubbymcnu> https://img.ifcdn.com/images/72d0985210926d848fd2a9d8d64fff505b928825b6722b487e80ed1f81573f2f_1.jpg
59:00 <frog> A Royal Gowch
00:00 <TheRon> Oscar the gowch
11:00 <TheRon> I want a new drug
11:00 <Doodle> i want these http://page16.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/u113106640
12:00 <TheRon> First you get the wheels then you get the women
13:00 <Doodle> narrrr
13:00 <Doodle> just the wheels pls
15:00 <TheRon> Women steal your weed
17:00 <TheRon> Black velvet if you please
18:00 <nubbymcnu> according to that link
18:00 <nubbymcnu> the japanese word for yen is penis
19:00 <faux> hello
19:00 <TheRon> Japanese penis, so small
19:00 <nubbymcnu> the price is 160,000 penuhead
20:00 <Doodle> hi fauxypoos
20:00 <faux> hey love 
20:00 <faux> how are you
20:00 <TheRon> Feeling better faux?
20:00 <Doodle> ye not too bad, u?
20:00 <faux> no im still sick :(
20:00 <TheRon> Damn
20:00 <TheRon> Got Ebola?
21:00 <faux> i woke up at 5am coughingto death to the poibt where i threw up
21:00 <faux> idk maybe
21:00 <faux> it was a head cold but now i feel like nauseous
21:00 <TheRon> Zikka
21:00 <Doodle> :/
21:00 <faux> when i stand it feels like im underwater
21:00 <faux> woooshing in me ears
21:00 <TheRon> Brandy will help
21:00 <faux> will she
21:00 <faux> send her over
21:00 <TheRon> Maybe
22:00 <Serenity> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
22:00 <faux> ok
22:00 <Doodle> ehehe
22:00 <President_Trump> lol @ Serenity aka mayo
22:00 <TheRon> Trump is losing in the polls
22:00 <faux> opps
22:00 <Serenity> It'd suck being mayo, having plivent humping his leg all day long
22:00 <faux> finger slipped
23:00 <Serenity> why is he pming me
23:00 <faux> cos when he pms me he says tell serenity to unban me
23:00 <Serenity> hnngg
23:00 <faux> and i  iggy
24:00 <TheRon> And I swaggy p
24:00 <Serenity> i dont know what to cook for dinner
24:00 <Doodle> lol japs
24:00 <Serenity> ooh faux how was your chayken
24:00 <TheRon> Chicken
24:00 <Doodle> '4 scratch equipped'
24:00 <Doodle> HANDY
24:00 <faux> amazing but there was nothing korean about it
24:00 <Serenity> oh
24:00 <faux> was exactly like wicked wings with no spice 
25:00 <Serenity> oh haha
25:00 <faux> i think i ordered the american style 
25:00 <faux> lol
25:00 <TheRon> Kfc zinger isn't hot to me
25:00 <faux> was realy nice though 
25:00 <faux> sweet chilli is hot to me
25:00 <faux> me tongue is sensitive
26:00 <Serenity> i used to be that way but im building a tolerance
26:00 <Serenity> i can have mild at nandos now haha
26:00 <faux> my mums obsessed w chilli and put it in everhthing growing up
26:00 <faux> and i still cant stand it
26:00 <TheRon> It's not a real curry unless it burns at both ends
27:00 <Serenity> chilli spice is a bit diff from curry spice
27:00 <faux> it just burns so badblike i dont see the enjoyment in eating something if im crying whilst doing ao
27:00 <faux> my oldcneighbour was indian
27:00 <faux> he made butter chicken once and brought it over andninsisted on feeding me w his hands
27:00 <Serenity> awks lol
28:00 <faux> i was crying like legit tears and he was still forcing it in my mouth
28:00 <faux> im like pls im going to die
28:00 <TheRon> It's gotta be hot, that's why you put yogurt on it
28:00 <faux> its too hot
28:00 <faux> his wife made him stop
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <TheRon> You could see thru time?
28:00 <Serenity> i dont get people who eat things that hot theyre sweating and turning red
28:00 <faux> cos apparently its rude if they offer with theor hands and u say no
28:00 <Serenity> how is that enjoyable
28:00 <TheRon> You sweat and it cools you
28:00 <faux> speaking of
29:00 <faux> i just pissed out my asshole and it burnt like hell
29:00 <Serenity> jeepers
29:00 <Serenity> rofl
29:00 <faux> :(
29:00 <faux> being sick sux
29:00 <faux> liquid poops suckkkkkk
29:00 <Serenity> :(
30:00 <faux> i just got mt groceries and theyre sitting on thebfliir
30:00 <faux> floor
30:00 <faux> coa i cbf packing em
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <borednlost> better start eating then
32:00 <Serenity> its so god damned cold here my fingers are frozen
32:00 <Serenity> i need gloves
33:00 <faux> put em under your boobs
33:00 <Doodle> oh
33:00 <Doodle> my hands are cold too in that case
34:00 <Serenity> i cant get em under me boobs atm lol im all winched up in a bra and a sport top
42:00 <faux> well take ur bra off
42:00 <faux> gosh
42:00 <faux> or sit on your hands
42:00 <faux> or me face
43:00 <faux> lol theres a kid outside whos talking to someone saying
43:00 <faux> MA DAD WOZ MENT 2 TAKE ME 2 DA FOOTY GAMES BUT HIZ GORN 2 LEBANON
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <faux> poor kid
46:00 <Serenity> oh lol
46:00 <Serenity> poor thing
49:00 <Floss> Gah
49:00 <GoldSpade> wha
50:00 <Floss> Chah
50:00 <GoldSpade> what language is that
56:00 <Floss> Oh I do apologise
00:00 <GoldSpade> heh thats ok
26:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
28:00 <faux> hallo
37:00 <TheRiddler> how are you?
38:00 <faux> ok thx
38:00 <faux> u
42:00 <TheRiddler> sleepy
43:00 <Matthew> divine
43:00 <sandman> Had any dreams of late TheRiddler?
58:00 <zaim> https://i.imgur.com/AY1PtwR.gifv
24:00 <dematerialised> greavning figlets
33:00 <nubbymcnu> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13934998_10208534123728323_5732173058647422711_n.jpg?oh=2d888dac2e0dd67b0664d26dbcc5389e&oe=5849B2DE
33:00 <dematerialised> pretty much
40:00 <nubbymcnu> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnfGCssWEAAMdis.jpg
44:00 <CLOWN> hello there
44:00 <amelia> Loopy
44:00 <CLOWN> What cunt
44:00 <CLOWN> how r u
44:00 <amelia> I beg your fuckin pardon
45:00 <CLOWN> excuseeeeee me
45:00 <amelia> don't talk @ me like that
45:00 <amelia> i not one of your lil dirty crack sluts
45:00 <CLOWN> lol
45:00 <CLOWN> i have dirty lil crack sluts!
45:00 <CLOWN> yayyyyyy go me
45:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
46:00 <georgeandwell> m8es
46:00 <CLOWN> i feel like the companny i work for is about to implode amelia
46:00 <CLOWN> 2 more ppl left today
46:00 <CLOWN> i feel another promotion comin
46:00 <CLOWN> lol
46:00 <amelia> why everyone leaving
46:00 <amelia> that dont sound stable
46:00 <georgeandwell> someone farted
47:00 <CLOWN> coz the boss
47:00 <CLOWN> is asking me for direction
47:00 <CLOWN> im thinkin thats ur job cunt
47:00 <georgeandwell> wut
47:00 <dematerialised> if the boss is asking you for direction its probably why everyone is leaving
47:00 <CLOWN> thats what boss is meant to do u kno
47:00 <dematerialised> you work for a shit company
47:00 <CLOWN> yup
47:00 <georgeandwell> i work for telstra
47:00 <georgeandwell> best m8
48:00 <CLOWN> ill be running it soon way things are going heh
48:00 <CLOWN> run it into ground faster than he could
48:00 <CLOWN> hehe
48:00 <amelia> what a mess
48:00 <CLOWN> yeah it is i find it funny though
48:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1r go to.live band date
49:00 <CLOWN> longest serving staff me now
49:00 <CLOWN> 2yrs 
49:00 <CLOWN> how sad
50:00 <georgeandwell> thats not long
50:00 <amelia> high fuckin turnover right there
51:00 <CLOWN> watch when i pull the pin
51:00 <CLOWN> bang. gone
51:00 <CLOWN> my turn next ;P
51:00 <georgeandwell> if i was boss id outsource all the jobs to india
51:00 <CLOWN> he does
51:00 <CLOWN> phillipines
51:00 <amelia> thats really popular in real estate too
51:00 <CLOWN> why he doesnt give a shit
52:00 <georgeandwell> aussies r horrible ppl to work with
52:00 <CLOWN> im only there coz i got 20k more outta the cunt
52:00 <Clarkson> speaking of useless cunts on the dole, johninja when are you going to get a job?
52:00 <amelia> doesn't sound like long jeopardy
54:00 <CLOWN> just him doesnt think outside the box me on the other hand. im fucked
54:00 <CLOWN> waste of breath after a while
54:00 <georgeandwell> sounds luke ur job gonna go to india m8
54:00 <CLOWN> nah
55:00 <CLOWN> they tried that
55:00 <CLOWN> yrs ago
55:00 <CLOWN> before i came in and fixed
55:00 <CLOWN> then replaced the guy who hired me now do whatever i want just cant handle dumb cunts
56:00 <Picard> Cloud
56:00 <Picard> CLOWN
56:00 <CLOWN> Hello Picard
56:00 <CLOWN> How is going
56:00 <georgeandwell> i manage 7 indian 457 visa in sydney
56:00 <CLOWN> nice
57:00 <georgeandwell> soon its gonna grow to 30 in india
57:00 <CLOWN> i manage two lovely girls in the phillipines
57:00 <georgeandwell> plus 5 local aussies in melbourne
57:00 <CLOWN> love it how they call me sir
57:00 <CLOWN> sir david
57:00 <georgeandwell> i would happly ditch 3 of the 5 aussies
57:00 <CLOWN> sir u have task for me
57:00 <CLOWN> every day lol
57:00 <georgeandwell> true m8
57:00 <CLOWN> bless them
57:00 <georgeandwell> these guys do exactly as i tell em
58:00 <georgeandwell> no back chat
58:00 <CLOWN> haha
58:00 <CLOWN> i purposely tell them to drag shit out 
58:00 <CLOWN> as i dont care
58:00 <CLOWN> so they get paid
58:00 <georgeandwell> they will do anything
58:00 <georgeandwell> the local guys
58:00 <georgeandwell> tell me to get fucked chink
58:00 <dematerialised> you probably deserve it
59:00 <CLOWN> sometimes they bit too much
59:00 <CLOWN> selective hearing
59:00 <CLOWN> just ignore em
59:00 <georgeandwell> call me racsist names 
59:00 <CLOWN> im like do fuck all. and i will sign ur time sheet
59:00 <CLOWN> to say u did something
59:00 <CLOWN> whats an extra couple hundred bucks
59:00 <amelia> well thats bad business
00:00 <georgeandwell> nah m8 now no unions is ace
00:00 <CLOWN> they been with the company longer than me LOL
00:00 <CLOWN> they got my respect
02:00 <georgeandwell> 457 m8
06:00 <georgeandwell> yeah nah m8... i wont employ aussies
06:00 <georgeandwell> too many problems
06:00 <georgeandwell> only use contractors or india
07:00 <CLOWN> yep i'll be taking out the boss soon. get him overthown
07:00 <CLOWN> might goto the board with my succession plan
07:00 <CLOWN> haha
07:00 <georgeandwell> just offshore it
07:00 <CLOWN> sure theyl hear me out
07:00 <georgeandwell> i do zero work
08:00 <georgeandwell> cos my guys handle everything now
08:00 <CLOWN> hes just took on to much investment money now they are wanting it back
08:00 <CLOWN> so hes goin loco
08:00 <georgeandwell> andbthey need me to give them good job.. they highly respect me
08:00 <georgeandwell> he sounds like an aussie
08:00 <georgeandwell> doing dumbshit stuff
08:00 <CLOWN> shouldve stayed in rehab
09:00 <georgeandwell> most aussies dont make good bosses
09:00 <georgeandwell> they cant focus on the goal
09:00 <georgeandwell> always slacking off doing personal stuff
09:00 <CLOWN> i'll rule with an iron fist
09:00 <georgeandwell> then blame every1 for incompetence...
09:00 <CLOWN> 3am starts
10:00 <CLOWN> or gtfo
10:00 <georgeandwell> i am boss but i know how to do everything in the company
10:00 <georgeandwell> i trained everyone up
10:00 <georgeandwell> 30 ppl
10:00 <georgeandwell> myself m8
10:00 <georgeandwell> thats asian style nigger
10:00 <CLOWN> yer i do everythin that makes the co. money
10:00 <CLOWN> so he cant say boo to me
10:00 <CLOWN> like he treats others
11:00 <georgeandwell> the aussie guy knows jack all... and got kicked out by ceo
11:00 <CLOWN> i should fuck his ex wife
11:00 <CLOWN> who works in office next to him
11:00 <CLOWN> they dont talk much
11:00 <CLOWN> lol
11:00 <georgeandwell> do it m8
11:00 <georgeandwell> but keep ur focus
12:00 <CLOWN> shes been onto me lately
12:00 <georgeandwell> once u start jackoff on ur own face
12:00 <georgeandwell> ur shit
12:00 <CLOWN> she knows where the gd stuff is lol
12:00 <CLOWN> n who to suck up too
13:00 <georgeandwell> just use 457 m8
13:00 <CLOWN> the new leader
14:00 <georgeandwell> i use hookers
14:00 <georgeandwell> when i get stress i know good places in cbd
14:00 <CLOWN> we have corporate massage once a month
14:00 <CLOWN> nver had the opportunity
14:00 <CLOWN> dont touch me bitch
15:00 <CLOWN> n they think weird 
15:00 <Picard> well it really is fuckhead hour in here
15:00 <georgeandwell> ask for extras 
15:00 <georgeandwell> that means a wank
15:00 <georgeandwell> in code
15:00 <CLOWN> Picard your here
15:00 <georgeandwell> haha
15:00 <CLOWN> must be!
15:00 <Picard> georgeandwell u give free wank
15:00 <Clarkson> she didnt see shit here
16:00 <georgeandwell> here comes the fucktard
16:00 <Picard> CLOWN i was talking about georgeandwell
16:00 <CLOWN> he seems to be having a general conversation
16:00 <georgeandwell> id outsource every aussie job if i can
16:00 <CLOWN> im amazed most cunts on here cant even spit out an intelligent sentenced
16:00 <Clarkson> speak up now cunt
16:00 <georgeandwell> too hard to work with aussies
16:00 <CLOWN> -d
17:00 <georgeandwell> they cause me sleepless nites until now i hav 30 indians working 4 me
17:00 <georgeandwell> they do as i tell them 
17:00 <CLOWN> outsourcing is great
17:00 <georgeandwell> i trained every 1 od them
17:00 <CLOWN> makes it easier for me to say we do everything in house
17:00 <CLOWN> besides bullshit data entry
18:00 <georgeandwell> customer doesnt know shit m8
18:00 <Clarkson> giving me tyhe shits
18:00 <georgeandwell> as long as they get the end product
18:00 <georgeandwell> i can get 5 indians for 1 aussie worker m8
18:00 <georgeandwell> and hav change for another 5
18:00 <CLOWN> fuck the end product as long as u can get there money and continue to bleed them dry
18:00 <CLOWN> until they got no more money
19:00 <CLOWN> its what everyone seems to care about
19:00 <georgeandwell> nah its easy m8... indian living is cheap as
19:00 <CLOWN> money. nothing more
19:00 <CLOWN> nothing less
19:00 <georgeandwell> 5k aussie dollar will last 1yr
19:00 <georgeandwell> in oz u need 80k m8
20:00 <georgeandwell> and they still wont do da job
20:00 <georgeandwell> using union power
20:00 <georgeandwell> i hav to give them 100k
20:00 <georgeandwell> i say fark this brotha... 457 here we come... i train them nigger myself
21:00 <CLOWN> goin make bulk money soon again. just hope this time round i invest wisely 
21:00 <CLOWN> and not let a woman
21:00 <CLOWN> dictate what i do
21:00 <georgeandwell> use hookers m8
21:00 <georgeandwell> save u money
21:00 <CLOWN> made the mistake of always tryin to plz my ex wife
22:00 <georgeandwell> amd vr porn
22:00 <Clarkson> i reckon franklin has a fuck buddy
22:00 <CLOWN> nothing ever good enough
22:00 <CLOWN> well theres 400k down the drain
22:00 <CLOWN> thanks love
22:00 <georgeandwell> lol
22:00 <CLOWN> what i got to show for it? bad credit
22:00 <georgeandwell> bro..
22:00 <CLOWN> for 7 years
22:00 <CLOWN> no house
22:00 <CLOWN> no nothing
22:00 <CLOWN> lol
22:00 <georgeandwell> bro
22:00 <georgeandwell> u lived da nightmare m8
22:00 <CLOWN> live n learn though. this time. its all about me
22:00 <CLOWN> :)))))))))))
23:00 <georgeandwell> most aussie girls cannot be marry
23:00 <CLOWN> said to myself if i ever ramp up shit again im doing it proper good. started last nite.
23:00 <georgeandwell> try ethnic
23:00 <Clarkson> they said that he once went to a party and went to the doctors the next day and was found to have had 2 litres of semen in his stomach.
23:00 <georgeandwell> maybe
23:00 <CLOWN> landed 6k sale like clockwork
23:00 <CLOWN> all mine
23:00 <CLOWN> now that should multiply
24:00 <georgeandwell> u realise if u marry an aussie girl u will end up homeless man in 5yrs?
24:00 <CLOWN>  fuk these other cunts
24:00 <georgeandwell> she will take u for everythinf u got
24:00 <nubbymcnu> https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13606742_940432779415770_9016008434081265460_n.jpg?oh=d5797726ae1db61dd6c89f0fbd815694&oe=57F363E4
24:00 <georgeandwell> thats just bad western morals
24:00 <CLOWN> i married a fucking indian girl man
25:00 <CLOWN> hows that for ya
25:00 <georgeandwell> was she aussie raised
25:00 <georgeandwell> ?
25:00 <CLOWN> yeah
25:00 <CLOWN> anglo indian
25:00 <georgeandwell> thats tough man
25:00 <CLOWN> closeted all her life
25:00 <georgeandwell> you wouldve had better chance
25:00 <georgeandwell> but
25:00 <CLOWN> too clingy
25:00 <georgeandwell> unlucky
26:00 <georgeandwell> theres few good women these days
26:00 <CLOWN> met her when she was 17 i knew no better
26:00 <CLOWN> only girl i had for 10 years
26:00 <CLOWN> 17 to 27
26:00 <georgeandwell> all want ur money and ur life 
26:00 <georgeandwell> i dunno m8.. i only use hookers
26:00 <georgeandwell> and notbexpensive ones 
26:00 <CLOWN> not into hookers lol
26:00 <CLOWN> im into croats
27:00 <georgeandwell> i hate paying for escorts.. they reckon they are special..the slutz
27:00 <georgeandwell> most money hungry of all
27:00 <CLOWN> croation girls
27:00 <georgeandwell> nah bro
27:00 <CLOWN> not those maco or serb pigs
27:00 <CLOWN> dime a dozen
27:00 <georgeandwell> all women r shit m8... u got maybe 10% chance if u go for western girls
28:00 <CLOWN> croat on the other hand <33
28:00 <georgeandwell> in 5 yrs u will be done
28:00 <georgeandwell> thats why im violent towards women
28:00 <georgeandwell> cos i know its fake m8
29:00 <georgeandwell> when she doesnt need to keep u keen
29:00 <georgeandwell> its take it all m8
30:00 <georgeandwell> 457 visa ftw
31:00 <georgeandwell> 4ever
31:00 <CLOWN> yeah the right girl will make herself known if she wants ya
31:00 <georgeandwell> these guys get $20/hr
31:00 <CLOWN> prob is im blind
31:00 <georgeandwell> the other guys get $60/hr
32:00 <georgeandwell> im pretty sure its not legal but loopholes
32:00 <CLOWN> some girls wouldnt even give u the time or day
32:00 <georgeandwell> i can bring in unlimited indians... the guy from the body shot always calling me if i need more
32:00 <TheRiddler> stfu you old bags
32:00 <georgeandwell> body shop
33:00 <Serenity> hes violent to women because theyre fake
33:00 <Picard> these loser cunts are still going
33:00 <Serenity> now ive heard everything
33:00 <georgeandwell> i said m8... i domt need any more people
33:00 <CLOWN> haha
33:00 <TheRiddler> .
33:00 <georgeandwell> i lost count how many indian 457 i have lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> you're the biggest bullshitter here congrats
33:00 <Picard> georgeandwell you're 4'3 my tip is any woman could belt you
33:00 <georgeandwell> i should go down to the floor to do head count next week
33:00 <CLOWN> #winner here 
34:00 <CLOWN> always a winner i cant lose
34:00 <CLOWN> coz my expectations
34:00 <CLOWN> are
34:00 <CLOWN> lowwwwww
34:00 <CLOWN> real fucking low.
34:00 <Clarkson> I pm him about gay things, he gets upset
34:00 <Picard> Serenity takes a shit bigger than you
34:00 <CLOWN> only way to live ya life!
34:00 <georgeandwell> they may be getting me to sign timesheets i dunno who these guys r
34:00 <TheRiddler> cool clarky
34:00 <Clarkson> Romeo what's your stance on gay marriage
34:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not romeo
34:00 <georgeandwell> im for gay marriage
34:00 <TheRiddler> romeo and juilian
34:00 <georgeandwell> but not adoption
35:00 <TheRiddler> jullian
35:00 <georgeandwell> a family is man and woman
35:00 <Serenity> id fucking eat this cunt alive id like to see him try n hit me
35:00 <Clarkson> if u cant plan for retirement when u are working fuck you i say
35:00 <CLOWN> i couldnt care less about what any cunt does if it doesnt effect me. it doesnt exist
35:00 <georgeandwell> yeh i dont care about gay marriage
35:00 <TheRiddler> umm about half the families here are just a man or woman
35:00 <nubbymcnu> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JeWZZ39b6Y
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fu Yuanhui Talks About Her Period (English Subs) Views: 628,321 Uploader: Shanghai Expat Uploaded: Aug 16, 2016 Duration: 0m43s Rating: 4.68
36:00 <nubbymcnu> where to start with this one
36:00 <TheRiddler> or a woman and 10 men
36:00 <TheRiddler> or a man and 5 women
36:00 <georgeandwell> two blokes shoyld not be able to go to indian to steal kids.... i need them for future 457 workers
36:00 <CLOWN> do u know what really grinds my gears. 
36:00 <TheRiddler> depending how many bf/gfs they go through
36:00 <georgeandwell> i love my indian workers... they do as i say
37:00 <TheRiddler> the traditional family doesn't exsist anymore
37:00 <georgeandwell> make me feel like vip
37:00 <CLOWN> channel 7 and their olympic coverage. now why the fuck would they not tell ppl certain times of a day a sport is on
37:00 <TheRiddler> so stfu
37:00 <CLOWN> they are fucked
37:00 <georgeandwell> the local aussies just call me gook n stuff
37:00 <georgeandwell> so i will offshore their jobs in time
37:00 <CLOWN> i wanted to watch the boomers fucking game
37:00 <Clarkson> fuck oath that underbelly squizzy looks crap
37:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
37:00 <CLOWN> do i have to fucking google it?
37:00 <CLOWN> why should i have too./
37:00 <TheRiddler> pls do something about fake george
38:00 <TheRiddler> did you try your tv guide
38:00 <CLOWN> no
38:00 <Serenity> why is it fake george
38:00 <CLOWN> why cant they tell me on tv
38:00 <TheRiddler> because he claims to have 100s of indians working for him
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <TheRiddler> in australia
40:00 <Serenity> rofl yeee riiitee
41:00 <CLOWN> cold.
49:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
51:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching this anime where this girl gets mistaken for a guy enter's a rich boys dorm and breaks something expensive and have to repay it back by being their errand boy and host.
52:00 <Floss> Lol
52:00 <georgeandwell> faggot movie
52:00 <georgeandwell> ne way
53:00 <Floss> I am stuck watching one about a school
53:00 <georgeandwell> i was sayin...i would axe most abc stagg
53:00 <Floss> He wanted me to watch fairy tail
53:00 <Floss> So I fell asleep
53:00 <georgeandwell> whats fake
54:00 <TheRiddler> fairy tail can be quite bleh
54:00 <TheRiddler> when they monologue for so much
54:00 <TheRiddler> about friendship etc
54:00 <TheRiddler> what is the school anime called?
55:00 <georgeandwell> dunno
55:00 <georgeandwell> shit?
55:00 <TheRiddler> stfu already
55:00 <georgeandwell> sgsrn on m8
56:00 <georgeandwell> im tired of the city life
56:00 <Floss> I'm asking him
56:00 <georgeandwell> take me to the april sun in cuba
56:00 <TheRiddler> go back to korea and grow cabbages
56:00 <georgeandwell> gr8 song m8
57:00 <georgeandwell> sydney should be rename to shanghai
57:00 <georgeandwell> and melbourne should be long tan mumbai
58:00 <georgeandwell> asians r coming ma8
58:00 <georgeandwell> australia gonna be like cabramatta soon
00:00 <georgeandwell> CLOWN m8 u shouldve put ur money in a trust
00:00 <Floss> Toradora
01:00 <Floss> Yell riddler that ouran orooks girly
02:00 <TheRiddler> it does but it's hilarious
02:00 <TheRiddler> sounds like a STI your mum has georgeandwell
02:00 <georgeandwell> yeah but urs is a migrant
02:00 <georgeandwell> we are asians
03:00 <TheRiddler> so you have the original STI
03:00 <georgeandwell> white niggers
03:00 <georgeandwell> in asia
04:00 <georgeandwell> and ur also fag
05:00 <georgeandwell> im glad the aussies got ban from long tan
05:00 <georgeandwell> just dont want u cunts there m8...
05:00 <georgeandwell> just aussies being smart arses again
06:00 <British^Meat> Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo edgey and political
06:00 <British^Meat> confronting
06:00 <British^Meat> my hand is over my mouth, i simply cant BELIEVE you said that
07:00 <partay> you still have a small dick georgie
07:00 <georgeandwell> the diggers got upset
07:00 <georgeandwell> i cry 4 u m8
09:00 <georgeandwell> they went to long tan killed 2000 gooks now wana come bak to morn their own dead
09:00 <georgeandwell> and surprise the vietcong say no
09:00 <Trevor> show us ya dick ya poofta
09:00 <georgeandwell> i woukd say no
09:00 <georgeandwell> and fuck off too
09:00 <Clarkson> its just fucking dumb
10:00 <georgeandwell> waste time m8
11:00 <georgeandwell> theyre not welcome mate just coz ur white doesnt give malcom status in vietnam
11:00 <georgeandwell> they dont guve a shit ur name is malcom
12:00 <GoldSpade> hm whats happening here
13:00 <georgeandwell> and if u play australian anthem in place where u kill 2000 locals m8... 
20:00 <Doodle> what like alice springs?
21:00 <President_Trump> georgeandwell we gotta get that wall up bro
21:00 <georgeandwell> yeah good call
22:00 <President_Trump> how high we gunna build it?
25:00 <georgeandwell> dunno
26:00 <georgeandwell> ask the chinese
26:00 <georgeandwell> they did it 1st
27:00 <President_Trump> they were hopeless at it tho
27:00 <President_Trump> it is crumbling in the non tourist areas
28:00 <President_Trump> https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/workers-repairs-ruins-great-wall-19672124.jpg
29:00 <georgeandwell> well it was 4000yrs ago
29:00 <georgeandwell> it was different then
38:00 <amelia> omgoshhhhhhh do you remember these http://imgur.com/JAQxQ28
44:00 <Trevor> u fukin wot couleurs 
45:00 <Trevor> ill bash u aright
45:00 <Trevor> just fuckin relax aye
45:00 <Clarkson> i had to clean up her blood and shit
45:00 <couleurs> bone apple teeth
46:00 <georgeandwell> hey all
46:00 <couleurs> sgarn
47:00 <georgeandwell> yo
47:00 <georgeandwell> hows it
48:00 <faux> lmaoo
48:00 <faux> bone apple teeth
49:00 <couleurs> :)
50:00 <georgeandwell> what mean
53:00 <couleurs> it's franch 4 yum
54:00 <georgeandwell> petti mein
54:00 <georgeandwell> mein kampf is gernman for my struggle
56:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
59:00 <psidawg> that's a fkd up quit msg
59:00 <psidawg> pedo cunt
59:00 <psidawg> som1 'ban skirmish!*.*
00:00 <robot> good evening
00:00 <couleurs> good roboting
01:00 <robot> hi robet its me colours just joshin its the other way around
01:00 <couleurs> hi colours its me rob... wait a second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:00 <robot> lollllllllllllllllll
02:00 <couleurs> bloodey ell
02:00 <British^Meat> amelia yes, yes i do
03:00 <couleurs> so do i ;)
03:00 <robot> do what
03:00 <couleurs> idk just wanted 2 sound COOL
03:00 <robot> heeeeee
04:00 <Picard> never happen
04:00 <TheRiddler> I remember them amelia
04:00 <dematerialised> colors how many tiggiers?
04:00 <couleurs> 4 out of 5 tiggieroons 
05:00 <dematerialised> cool ty bye for now
05:00 <couleurs> still 5 eps to go... i bet it gets better still
09:00 <nubbymcnu> who here knows everything about gopros
09:00 <amelia> they soso old school
09:00 <GoldSpade> heh looks like Hawthorn are gonna lose
09:00 <GoldSpade> :)
10:00 <couleurs> well i no that when u gotta go then u def a pro
10:00 <nubbymcnu> the new ones seem less old than the old ones
10:00 <amelia> oh i meant the oddbod cards
11:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
11:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if they're worth anything now
11:00 <amelia> and you breathe on the picture thing n it shows up
11:00 <TheRiddler> yep
11:00 <amelia> on the black parts
11:00 <TheRiddler> or glow in the dark
11:00 <couleurs> nubbymcnu: get the new small 1 it's good ok bye
11:00 <TheRiddler> or smell
12:00 <TheRiddler> scratch n sniff
13:00 <robot> k
13:00 <robot> im bored 2nite
15:00 <nubbymcnu> have a bunch of gopro crap
15:00 <nubbymcnu> looking for a knock off with the gopro form factor which also isnt crap
16:00 <robot> i see Matthew is posting on imgur http://imgur.com/gallery/GLevK
17:00 <couleurs> oh ok get that china xiaomi 1 then 
23:00 <robot> whos awake
27:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/RossKempFanClub/videos/10153387483771386/
27:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
29:00 <TheRiddler> thanks to the nut bra the only thing busting my balls now is my wife (I hate that bitch)
29:00 <georgeandwell> hi
30:00 <Serenity> o.O
31:00 <georgeandwell> hows every1 
31:00 <robot> 4 colours http://www.break.com/video/3d-animation-of-men-in-chairs-will-give-nightmares-3042617
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
34:00 <couleurs> lmao
34:00 <President_Trump> hi Serenity and katatonic_kate01, how are you babes?
34:00 <Trevor> show us ya dick ya poofta
34:00 <couleurs> stupid sexy chairs
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no, it’s me birthday. SHOW ME YOURS!
35:00 <Trevor> I'm still fucking amazed by this shithole i live in... how the hell can anybody afford 800/week rent, just so they can use it as a crackhouse
35:00 <President_Trump> Trevor do u sleep on the floor at the computer store/
35:00 <Trevor> surely they'd just live in west syd
35:00 <georgeandwell> 800 is a lot m8
35:00 <Serenity> can u not
35:00 <Serenity> ta
35:00 <Lumeah> Lots a people 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> as if you don’t live in western sydney trevor
36:00 <georgeandwell> my 4br in croydon
36:00 <georgeandwell> only 750
36:00 <georgeandwell> pw
36:00 <Trevor> President_Trump, i suppose you'd have to really love computers to do that?
37:00 <georgeandwell> sydney is awful these days
37:00 <Trevor> sydney is ok its just the property market sux
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> well move if you dont like it.
37:00 <georgeandwell> property bubble
37:00 <President_Trump> it's not too bad in katoomba where Trevor is
37:00 <Doodle> u know what they say, if u dont like the smell tuuuurn over
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <Trevor> ive never lived in katoomba
37:00 <President_Trump> thats where the shop is
37:00 <georgeandwell> i like sydney but i wouldnt pay the rent there
38:00 <CrIp> doodle, no one says that
38:00 <Trevor> Yea i worked in katoomba
38:00 <CrIp> ever
38:00 <CrIp> .
38:00 <Doodle> they do!
38:00 <Doodle> thats what they say!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew dat
38:00 <CrIp> ok fine
38:00 <georgeandwell> i can get a nice small 2br house in melbourne for 350pw
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah where?
38:00 <georgeandwell> or a new townhouse
39:00 <Trevor> melbourne seems like an ok place to live except for the requirement to be a poofta
39:00 <CrIp> I could give 2 fucks about this conversation but uh yeh..
39:00 <georgeandwell> true dat
39:00 <Doodle> same
39:00 <georgeandwell> fag rate is high
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> youd know all about that
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> chortles
40:00 <Trevor> dunno why fags want cheap houses fags have money to spend on sydney property
40:00 <CrIp> hows it hanging doodle ?
40:00 <georgeandwell> i need grls to suck me dick in case
40:00 <Doodle> ye not bad u?
40:00 <CrIp> central
40:00 <Doodle> good work
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <georgeandwell> all the fags ive met are rich
40:00 <Clarkson> that shit goes away you start picking at it will just be a permanent scar
40:00 <Trevor> i suppose fags could spend their money on shit overpriced cars though, like Doodle did
40:00 <Clarkson> you like the way the pussy makes ya feel?
40:00 <CrIp> Im calling the rspca on you btw doodle
40:00 <Doodle> haha
41:00 <Doodle> overpriced cars?
41:00 <Doodle> my car was cheap
41:00 <CrIp> I seen those poor ants you evil kent
41:00 <Doodle> fuk ants
41:00 <Trevor> werent they like 75k?
41:00 <Clarkson> that stereotype that most gays r good looking is a fallacy too
41:00 <Doodle> yeah but i didnt pay 75k
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif clarky
41:00 <georgeandwell> nah m8 fags dont spend money
41:00 <Clarkson> i want a toastie fuck
41:00 <Trevor> wot did u pay
41:00 <Trevor> with ur fag money
41:00 <Clarkson> they're like fucking half hour fights I am told
41:00 <Doodle> .
42:00 <georgeandwell> i never seen a fag spend money.. they dont need stuff like hetro ppl
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah…. when did doodle get fag status?
42:00 <Doodle> i dont have fag money i have the same money as everyone
42:00 <Trevor> this will sound a little gay but
42:00 <Clarkson> are you shit at crime?
42:00 <Trevor> when i gave it to him
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> the only thing youre giving away are STD’s
42:00 <georgeandwell> sydney has a lot of abos
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off
42:00 <georgeandwell> redfern
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
43:00 <Trevor> fag money is different because it doesnt have equal rights like inheritance from a spouse
43:00 <georgeandwell> i have not seen an abo in my 10yrs in Melbourne 
43:00 <Trevor> just saying
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah have a look at he unit prices / rent in redfern…. 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re thinking waterloo. Waterloo is where all the housos are
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> and suicide towers
43:00 <georgeandwell> redfern is full of fat 40yos white ppl
43:00 <Trevor> i shoulda kept my property at o'connell
44:00 <Trevor> that place was really really kool
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> redfern is full of young peeps who work in the city and pay 500 a week for a 1 bed room unit
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> 500 +
44:00 <Trevor> yea
44:00 <Trevor> former junk houses
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off
44:00 <Trevor> some junk houses still exist in redfern too btw
45:00 <Trevor> i own one
45:00 <Trevor> lol
45:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Trevor
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> no trevor
45:00 <TheRiddler> you owe shit
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know fuck all
45:00 <georgeandwell> fag house he means
45:00 <Trevor> fags cant afford my junk house
45:00 <TheRiddler> you too georgeandwell
45:00 <Trevor> they all move to melbourne
45:00 <Trevor> for the coffee
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> cant you move there too?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> surry hills + new town 
45:00 <TheRiddler> move and leave irc
45:00 <Trevor> im 0% faggot so no
46:00 <georgeandwell> coffee came from africa
46:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
46:00 <georgeandwell> italians copy it
46:00 <Trevor> i think melbourne doesnt think to highly of hetrosexuals
46:00 <Trevor> theyre like the opposite of queensland
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> why would they move to melb when they can sip a 1/2 soy 1/2 skim latte in surry hills
46:00 <Trevor> surry hills is aids
46:00 <CrIp> Trevor if you came to vic id do the right thing mate, Id take you out the bush and show you around and shit.
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much
47:00 <TheRiddler> fags dont live in melb they live in brisbane
47:00 <georgeandwell> i know many hookers of melbourne they say otherwise base on experience with me
47:00 <CrIp> Throw you in a hole. u know
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler
47:00 <Trevor> CrIp, because im not a faggot? seems legit
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 crip
47:00 <CrIp> Because you are a fucking idiot mate
47:00 <Trevor> CrIp, would you rape me first?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
47:00 <georgeandwell> after i bang a girl they realise Melbourne is not for fags
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
49:00 <georgeandwell> ive convertd many melbourne leso straight 
49:00 <TheRiddler> god
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
49:00 <georgeandwell> they had tooo much coffee
49:00 <TheRiddler> you're as stupid is as stupid does
50:00 <georgeandwell> there are much fewer lesos vs fags
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, you;ve smoked too much ice and had a psychotic episide and thought you had ‘converted’ lesbians straight fool 
50:00 <georgeandwell> fags is muchly male population 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes riddler !
50:00 <TheRiddler> they lied to make you feel better about your small dick
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <georgeandwell> ive seen many fag but very few true lesos
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
50:00 <Clarkson> RickDeckard: why are you awake? did you shit the bed again?
50:00 <President_Trump> Serenity have you ever been to NICKS FISH AND CHIPS?
50:00 <georgeandwell> women go thru leso phases
50:00 <TheRiddler> stfu already georgeandwell
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really george lol
51:00 <georgeandwell> yeah
51:00 <TheRiddler> your bullshit is so stupid
51:00 <Serenity> you what
51:00 <Trevor> better yet, women are sometimes dykes even though theyve never had intercourse with another woman
51:00 <Trevor> like kate
51:00 <georgeandwell> i reckon the homo rate is 1 to 4
51:00 <georgeandwell> female vs male
51:00 <Trevor> kate is 100% dyke
51:00 <georgeandwell> gay is mainly males
51:00 <Clarkson> fuck the tattle tale cop dog faux the untrusted lebo bitch
51:00 <Maurice> I only know of NICKS KEBABS
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> how would you know trevor - cos i won’t fuck you
51:00 <faux> woah woah woah 
51:00 <Clarkson> i was reading notes, one was arrested for having a fucking knife
51:00 <TheRiddler> .
52:00 <President_Trump> NICKS FISH AND CHIPS BEECHBORO
52:00 <faux> calm down clarky
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> despite you BEGGING ME
52:00 <Clarkson> know to be a cunt right?
52:00 <Trevor> shuttup dyke you missed the point entirely
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> daily
52:00 <amelia> thats def a pliv quote
52:00 <georgeandwell> see m8.. i call it as reality.. lots of hipsters cant handle that
52:00 <CrIp> why does no one kick these trolls ?
52:00 <amelia> def up there with tree stump wog
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <faux> cos i just got here and im not reading everh line
52:00 <Trevor> CrIp, were all trolls even the ops
52:00 <georgeandwell> homosexuality is mainly male
52:00 <CrIp> this channel is a sad sad version of what it was
53:00 <TheRiddler> it's horrible faux
53:00 <TheRiddler> he's been going all night
53:00 <faux> look buddy
53:00 <Trevor> dont call me buddy guy
53:00 <faux> i ban everyone whos shit
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah back in the day there were 9 billion people and it was soo awsome said no one ever
53:00 <faux> whos next A
53:00 <faux> !
53:00 <CrIp> <3
53:00 <amelia> CrIp you're getting quite emotional
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <TheRiddler> thanks faux
53:00 <CrIp> sorry amelia
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you need cake?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have some
54:00 <amelia> its ok jus no showing of feelings thanks
54:00 <amelia> ita inhumane
54:00 <faux> no one
54:00 <faux> ok
54:00 <CrIp> whats news faux
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m gonna blame the full moon for shit cunts tonight! The rest of the time - ice.
55:00 <CrIp> Yeah it was a bloody nice full moon at that
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> tis!
55:00 <CrIp> apperently you could see the space station or some shit but i couldnt see it
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell
56:00 <CrIp> yeah at 7:15pm
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird…
56:00 <CrIp> was meant to be visible 10 deg from the moon
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just noticed it was full
56:00 <CrIp> the bright moon light was meant to reflect onto it or some bs
56:00 <CrIp> anyway
56:00 <CrIp> 15 mins wasted :(
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw didums
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> try again next month
57:00 <CrIp> it was a once in a whatever thing
58:00 <CrIp> Doodle
58:00 <CrIp> WAKE UP 
00:00 <faux> .
00:00 <CrIp> Is that it ?
00:00 <CrIp> cmon :D
00:00 <CrIp> wait that was my car not doodles.
01:00 <CrIp> I wasnt saying you left them in doodles car
01:00 <faux> .
01:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <TheRiddler> doodle has a pair of women's knickers in his car instead of fluffy dice
02:00 <CrIp> Gets him respect on the ciruit brah
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i thought he used women’s undies like a shamwow
03:00 <TheRiddler> also it doubles as an air freshenr
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
03:00 <TheRiddler> *freshener
03:00 <TheRiddler> that too
03:00 <TheRiddler> 3 in 1
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> he isnt japanese
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> can someone explain why divers have a washer as a towel
04:00 <TheRiddler> 4 in 1 if he has an accident and needs new underwear
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> (olympic divers)
04:00 <amelia> a washer?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… 
04:00 <CrIp> I have a friend who owns one of australias largest porn / toys buisnesses and some ppl buy some wierd shit i tell you
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> like a tiny towel that looks like a washer
04:00 <TheRiddler> oh
05:00 <amelia> maybe like when ya get ya tootsies done
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> random crip
05:00 <amelia> its nice n warm
05:00 <amelia> and it dries quicker
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe… it’s weird
05:00 <TheRiddler> my brother uses a tea towel
05:00 <TheRiddler> err
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah why
05:00 <TheRiddler> whatever it's called
05:00 <TheRiddler> dish cloth
05:00 <TheRiddler> for drying
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> when he dives 
06:00 <TheRiddler> for cleaning the windows
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol
06:00 <CrIp> news paper is the best for glass
06:00 <TheRiddler> or do you mean towel as in to dry themselves and not the car
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… olympic diving 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> so drying themselves
07:00 <dematerialised> that was quite good couleurs
08:00 <dematerialised> at first i was like holy shit black ninja
08:00 <dematerialised> and then i was like this cannot be true
08:00 <couleurs> yea it was good
08:00 <TheRiddler> oh
08:00 <dematerialised> also nervous boss guy thought he was gonna get his dick sucked
08:00 <dematerialised> lololol
08:00 <TheRiddler> diving
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> question: when is fear the walking dead officially air?
09:00 <TheRiddler> I thought you meant driving
09:00 <couleurs> not a 5/5 tho...
09:00 <dematerialised> nah
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah diving! 
09:00 <dematerialised> i want to know why he's in there though
09:00 <dematerialised> well i do know why he is in there
09:00 <dematerialised> but what abour his sister
09:00 <dematerialised> too many questions
09:00 <dematerialised> not enough answers
09:00 <couleurs> idk where's tyrell already
09:00 <TheRiddler> I'm sleepy
10:00 <couleurs> when he called him up it was probably for real
10:00 <couleurs> just to check on him etc
10:00 <dematerialised> OH
10:00 <dematerialised> i see
10:00 <TheRiddler> what is fear of the walking dead?
10:00 <dematerialised> now it makes sense...
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> spin off series riddler
11:00 <couleurs> don't think he killed him!!!!
11:00 <TheRiddler> is it just the walking dead with different charaters
11:00 <dematerialised> yeah i see what you mean now
11:00 <couleurs> he just went to prison for HaCKiNG
11:00 <TheRiddler> *characters*
11:00 <couleurs> and i guess it all fell on him
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> It’s the reequel to ‘the walking dead’
11:00 <couleurs> since nobody else went
11:00 <TheRiddler> oh
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> so how everything became shit
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> PREQUEL**
12:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> 21st aug YAS
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i saw an ad on foxtel
12:00 <couleurs> angela is getting into deep shit now tho
12:00 <Clarkson> cant masturbate a girl horse
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s pretty good if you like zomboes
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i
12:00 <dematerialised> angela is working her way towards a raw dicking at a faster rate than she realises
13:00 <CrIp> well Clarkson you know what confusus say. man is like spider, bound to have sticky hand after being on the web
13:00 <Clarkson> u gay now too
13:00 <Serenity> roooooooooofl
13:00 <TheRiddler> have you tried clarky
13:00 <Clarkson> then the psychologist pulled out christian shit
13:00 <Serenity> Clarkson is people
13:00 <Clarkson> who the hell pastes facebook videos...
13:00 <TheRiddler> I did clarky
13:00 <couleurs> elliot is gonna have to save her i bet
13:00 <Clarkson> <kaniva> 12 gay dud
14:00 <dematerialised> sah dud
14:00 <couleurs> she's in 2 deep web
14:00 <dematerialised> agreed
14:00 <dematerialised> i wish she'd just fuck already
14:00 <Clarkson> what about that african guy gay ant
14:00 <President_Trump> JAMMY CUSTARD DONUT DRUMSTICK
14:00 <TheRiddler> that's his asl
14:00 <dematerialised> i reckon angela and redhead fbi cop are gonna have gay sex
14:00 <dematerialised> imo
15:00 <TheRiddler> kuniva mental age sexuality longtivity
15:00 <TheRiddler> :p
15:00 <couleurs> wouldn't be surprised
16:00 <Serenity> wheres hamelia
16:00 <couleurs> angela is dead inside, fbi bich hasn't had a sex since 1999 etc
16:00 <dematerialised> yeah
16:00 <dematerialised> recipe for disaster
16:00 <TheRiddler> she's wrapped in a blanket burrito
16:00 <TheRiddler> :p
16:00 <couleurs> it just took too long to get here
16:00 <couleurs> 7 eps?
16:00 <President_Trump> ameliar
17:00 <TheRiddler> stfu trump
17:00 <robot> Professor_Trarmp
17:00 <President_Trump> whats wrong TheRiddler?
17:00 <couleurs> it's following the same guide as s1 did
17:00 <dematerialised> yeah
18:00 <couleurs> reveals mid way in, then towards the end
18:00 <couleurs> and then a big cliffhanger
18:00 <couleurs> every1 was expecting it to just continue i think
19:00 <couleurs> they're gonna show what happened with tyrell etc in like ep 10 i bet
19:00 <dematerialised> i dont know what to think anymore
19:00 <dematerialised> it's all been a big fat lie
19:00 <dematerialised> and i hate being lied to
19:00 <couleurs> it's a bit slow
19:00 <couleurs> the best ep was the china 1 that owned
19:00 <dematerialised> agreed
20:00 <couleurs> best 10 mins of tv this year that ending
20:00 <couleurs> the sitcom thing was good too
20:00 <couleurs> nigger got big balls!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:00 <couleurs> SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:00 <dematerialised> black ninja outta nowhere
21:00 <couleurs> nobody watches it here anyways
21:00 <dematerialised> yeah
21:00 <dematerialised> fags
21:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck it, im short for mah black wii u now :(
21:00 <dematerialised> actually i think k9 watches it
21:00 <couleurs> did u c it got renewed for s3 already
21:00 <dematerialised> but shes behind
21:00 <TheRiddler> https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-X_nnOhKCeuo/V7Cq0aKY1wI/AAAAAAAABEE/u0oqHthRqNs0ytfy5De2xXhvpshLkIsdgCL0B/s346/tumblr_obvuksurTP1s02vreo1_400.gif
21:00 <TheRiddler> for amelia
21:00 <dematerialised> nah i didn't
21:00 <couleurs> well it did ok
21:00 <couleurs> the ratings are up now i think
22:00 <amelia> omgoshhhhhhhhhhhh
22:00 <couleurs> they count online ones now too
22:00 <amelia> I adores him
22:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/G7BsBpIP7lE
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: What Happens If You put Dry Ice into Slime? Views: 599,741 Uploader: CrazyRussianHacker Uploaded: Aug 17, 2016 Duration: 4m53s Rating: 4.91
22:00 <TheRiddler> http://wearehumanity.com/gifs/The%20most%20polite%20dog%20in%20the%20world.gif
22:00 <couleurs> creator said it would be 3 or 4 seasons long or something anyway, it was meant to be a movie
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
23:00 <amelia> gosh i wish puppy did that
23:00 <dematerialised> that's a lot of content for something that's meant to be a movie
23:00 <couleurs> he's dragging it out a bit too much now tho
23:00 <couleurs> yea
23:00 <amelia> instead she comes barging in n starts doin laps of the house
24:00 <couleurs> still best show now but needs tyrell and some backstory on his crasy hot wife
24:00 <dematerialised> i think crazy hot wife is actually a simple woman who got lucky
24:00 <dematerialised> and its all anact
24:00 <couleurs> fembot confirmed
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> need more disipline 
24:00 <TheRiddler> :p
24:00 <dematerialised> yeah you should spank her
24:00 <dematerialised> and make her wear a ball gag
25:00 <couleurs> only showed a bit tonight
25:00 <couleurs> she just seems to love stuff
25:00 <dematerialised> haha
25:00 <couleurs> LIKE ALL WOMEN
25:00 <couleurs> #ReKT
25:00 <dematerialised> all about that bling bling
25:00 <couleurs> #mic_DRoP
25:00 <dematerialised> no treble
27:00 <dematerialised> ok time to go play car fifa
28:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure how amelia would think about spanking her dog and making it wear a ball gag
28:00 <couleurs> me 2
28:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
28:00 <amelia> no i jus tell her no running in the house ok
28:00 <amelia> no need for fuckin ball gags
29:00 <TheRiddler> who wears the ball gag in the house
29:00 <TheRiddler> :p
29:00 <amelia> u :p
29:00 <dematerialised> <TheRiddler> :p
29:00 <amelia> :p
29:00 <TheRiddler> sounds like an offer
29:00 <couleurs>          :p
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
30:00 <dematerialised> d:
30:00 <TheRiddler> amelia the dom
30:00 <amelia> hardly
31:00 <couleurs>                                 :p      ;)
32:00 <robot> colours just said something but nothing appeared WHAT
33:00 <robot> IT WAS FACES
33:00 <amelia> domelia
33:00 <Maurice> Domme
33:00 <Maurice> Unless she grew a dick
33:00 <robot> Maurice did
33:00 <Maurice> Which wouldn't surprise me
33:00 <Maurice> I always had one
33:00 <amelia> maybe i did grew a dick
33:00 <robot> yeah but you used to keep it in a jar
33:00 <dematerialised> maurice is very much into the bdsm scene
33:00 <Maurice> I often handcuff and spank myself
33:00 <dematerialised> ;)
33:00 <Maurice> Sometimes I get adventurous and get the flogger out
34:00 <amelia> :p
34:00 <President_Trump> Maurice what are u up to next monday night?
34:00 <TheRiddler> that's what strapons are for
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <Maurice> Wax play night, sorry President_Trump
34:00 <amelia> when are you gonna give trumpy a chance Mauricio
35:00 <Maurice> He just wants my cheese and bacon dip recipe
35:00 <Maurice> He's not having it
35:00 <amelia> he is persistent
35:00 <TheRiddler> persistent_trump
35:00 <amelia> ahahah
35:00 <President_Trump> u said u'd teach me how to cook lamb roast Maurice
35:00 <Maurice> I did not
36:00 <Maurice> I said my mum was cooking one so I was busy that night
36:00 <President_Trump> didnt u lollllllllllllllllllllll
36:00 <President_Trump> oh tahts right
36:00 <Maurice> And only Doodle got the reference to Tom Cruise
36:00 <President_Trump> it must have been the dip then
36:00 <President_Trump> i remember
36:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/IOwTAiat1vg
36:00 <couleurs> lmao
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: "STOP! THIS IS NOT A DVD" - eBay seller screams in his item page. The original video. Views: 729,596 Uploader: GPB Uploaded: Nov 1, 2011 Duration: 1m49s Rating: 4.86
37:00 <couleurs> amasing
37:00 <TheRiddler> THIS IS NOT A DVD
39:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahahhaha
39:00 <amelia> he's so cut
40:00 <couleurs> so good
40:00 <couleurs> all ebay links should have 1
41:00 <TheRiddler> I want a link to the original
41:00 <TheRiddler> if it's still around
41:00 <Kynetic> sup
41:00 <President_Trump> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqJOSYTVUAAibvb.jpg
41:00 <TheRiddler> hai
42:00 <Maurice> Hey Kynetic, show us ya tockley
43:00 <Kynetic> so Maurice. how many pokemon do you have?
43:00 <Maurice> 0
44:00 <Maurice> You?
44:00 <Kynetic> youre not playing it right
44:00 <Kynetic> :P
44:00 <Maurice> I'm not playing it at all
44:00 <Kynetic> look. so i might have setup my own pokemon scanning site
45:00 <Kynetic> it doesnt mean i have a problem ok?
45:00 <Maurice> I think it might mean exactly that
45:00 <Kynetic> ccould do
46:00 <Kynetic> although ive been offerend money by people at work to setup a scanner for them
46:00 <Kynetic> so it could become quite a lucrative hobby
50:00 <Kynetic> i just cooked up a shitload of mushrooms in butter
50:00 <Kynetic> and ate them just like that
51:00 <Serenity> you're gross
52:00 <Kynetic> no u
53:00 <amelia> i jus got called a ranga
53:00 <amelia> my life is over
54:00 <Serenity> amelia i peaked at 201 today
54:00 <Serenity> fyi
54:00 <amelia> oh sheeeeeeeeeet
54:00 <amelia> the fuck were you doin to get it that higg
54:00 <Serenity> ihavent done any exercise since before my op and it was my first run since the op
54:00 <Serenity> just went hard out haha
55:00 <amelia> bit diff to your 130
55:00 <Serenity> yer
55:00 <amelia> were you dying @ 201
55:00 <Serenity> yeah i had to stop for a min cause my side was hurting
55:00 <President_Trump> no pain no gain
56:00 <Serenity> im not really suposed to be going that hard yet its only been 4 weeks
56:00 <Serenity> but im not dead so its ok
57:00 <amelia> still needs to be careful
57:00 <amelia> not worth doin somethin bad then being put out for longer
58:00 <Serenity> yeah thats why i stopped for a bit dr said if i get uncomfortable i need to stop right away
58:00 <Serenity> that was doing 12km which for me is ridiculous lol
58:00 <President_Trump> no more kick boxing
58:00 <Serenity> would you fuck off
59:00 <amelia> you ran 12 fuckin kms?
59:00 <amelia> first sesh back?
59:00 <President_Trump> 12km/h
59:00 <Serenity> yep
59:00 <Serenity> not for long dont get excited
59:00 <amelia> ohhh i get it
59:00 <Serenity> speed
59:00 <amelia> 12kms an hr
59:00 <Serenity> not distance
59:00 <Serenity> rofl
59:00 <Serenity> fuckk
59:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahaha
59:00 <President_Trump> amelia is slow
59:00 <Serenity> no i ran 5km haha
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