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00:00 <Serenity> dicks
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Maurice> This is one of them katatonic_kate01 http://imgur.com/a/bExBo
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!  
04:00 <Serenity> the small bits of white in my leg tat have almost completely faded
05:00 <Maurice> I might get a mother daughter tattoo
05:00 <Maurice> What do you think
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> a mother daughter … tattoo of what?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> Loving the dick tattoo ! 
06:00 <Maurice> Symbolising mothers and daughters
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh which is?
06:00 <dematerialised> mother and daughter means something completely different to me
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> a cunt?
06:00 <Serenity> loll Maurice
07:00 <Maurice> Hey you know how Doodle always says my oldest is gay? He got caught in the rain yesterday between schools so he gets home and goes ' Can I use your hair dryer?'
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <Serenity> ant uses my hair straightener
07:00 <Serenity> and hair spray
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate hair spray
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> I always use too much and me hair goes stiff or i don’t use enough
08:00 <Trevor> use cum instead
08:00 <Maurice> I dont have hair spray but they have gel that sets like concrete
08:00 <Trevor> guys love cumming in your hair
08:00 <Trevor> better than your puss anyway
09:00 <dematerialised> i jizzed in a girls hair by accident once
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor work on getting cupakes with sprinkles aye
09:00 <dematerialised> it was pretty funny at the tim
09:00 <dematerialised> e
09:00 <Serenity> i have chocolate crackles with sprinkles
09:00 <Trevor> no need
09:00 <Trevor> got some fat slut from okcupid coming over
09:00 <Trevor> prob u
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahahahaha
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> could very well be ;)
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
10:00 <dematerialised> this has been his dream the whole time
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch better have cupcakes 
10:00 <Clarkson> <TwEEk> two weeks and I'll put him in his fucking place.
10:00 <dematerialised> he wanted to make sure he was single before he took the next step with you k9
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh he is single now?
10:00 <Serenity> is he single now
10:00 <dematerialised> allegedly
11:00 <Trevor> informally
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> fist pumps
11:00 <Serenity> not really a suprise i spose
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> informally - as in you never had a partner to begin with
11:00 <dematerialised> ^
13:00 <Maurice> He's now living in a crack den that he calls and investment property
14:00 <Maurice> An*
14:00 <Serenity> oh
14:00 <Maurice> I'm being srs
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> so, social housing in western sydney
14:00 <Serenity> housos housos housos
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
14:00 <couleurs> shhh michelle jeneke is on
15:00 <couleurs> the olympics event is here
15:00 <Serenity> who
15:00 <Maurice> (19:00:33) (Trevor): so i split up with the wife aye (19:00:57) (Trevor): im now living in my investment property... which is a slightly repaired crack house
15:00 <couleurs> that hot aussie girl hurdler
15:00 <Serenity> roflwow
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh her
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor splits up with his wife every other week
15:00 <Maurice> See the pole vaulter whos dick hit the pole
15:00 <Maurice> Pole on pole
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think he just wants to fuck fat sluts from okcupid
15:00 <Clarkson> its all the same shit
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LINKS!
16:00 <couleurs> was he polish 2 that's a triple
16:00 <Serenity> fucking fat sluts and cooking meth
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS
16:00 <couleurs> lol she came 6th in a field of 8
16:00 <couleurs> she should just do danceing
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
16:00 <Maurice> http://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/japanese-pole-vaulters-olympic-dream-crushed-by-his-own-penis/news-story/a7e70dcbd46300b7ab0f4fef16f2fbef
16:00 <Serenity> polish pole on pole
16:00 <dematerialised> she should have not spent that money on lip injections
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ olympic dream cruhed
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
16:00 <Trevor> cunts fucked aye
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> due to meth
17:00 <Trevor> well yes meth indirectly ruins my life
18:00 <dematerialised> was your wife a meth addict
18:00 <dematerialised> was/is
18:00 <couleurs> the old man commentator tried to pat her on the back like a creepy Picard would
19:00 <Trevor> brb fat sluts here
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> sluts…
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ couleurs
20:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/DAQbPog.mp4
20:00 <Serenity> this fucking storm better relax its anus in the moring i have places to be
20:00 <couleurs> Biggest Japanese Penis at Rio Accidentely Hits Pole and Ruins Olympic Career.com.au
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh i was watching the vid
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> going ah where the fuck ...
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> then lol
22:00 <couleurs> boiiing
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2VkjrbOuE
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Matt Shervington Out of Control Bouncing Junk Views: 73,249 Uploader: A.D. OnYourRadio Uploaded: Mar 24, 2014 Duration: 1m29s Rating: 4.43
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> hello boys
25:00 <couleurs> tmi
25:00 <couleurs> not clicken
27:00 <Maurice> Serenity, you have a storm?
27:00 <couleurs> saw 1 of the ukrainian long distance runners before she was like a hot model but also a runner... 10/10 tiggeroonies
27:00 <Serenity> theres a severe storm warning for the morning Maurice
27:00 <dematerialised> mornign and afternoon
27:00 <Maurice> I knew there was one due tomorrow, including hail
27:00 <dematerialised> hail in the arvo
27:00 <Maurice> I thought you meant its at yours now
27:00 <Serenity> oh nah
27:00 <Serenity> its just meantto hit in the morning and i have appointments to drive to
27:00 <Maurice> I'm babysitting
27:00 <Serenity> which is already going to suck cause peak hour
28:00 <Maurice> Even though the reason I'm babysitting has been canceled I got suckered in to a play date anyway
28:00 <Serenity> ew
28:00 <Maurice> The niece phoned me this morning to say it was canceled but could she come anyway, in between giggles
29:00 <Maurice> Then she said I was her fave aunty so I had to say yes
31:00 <TheRiddler> what's the next number in this pattern?
31:00 <dematerialised> 21
31:00 <TheRiddler> 5 - 14 - 41 - 122 -
31:00 <Serenity> 9
32:00 <Maurice> 768
33:00 <dematerialised> the square root of the circumfrence of my willy
34:00 <TheRiddler> oh it's algebra
34:00 <Serenity> no idea
35:00 <dematerialised> i have an IQ of 93
35:00 <dematerialised> im pretty dumb
35:00 <TheRiddler> it's 365
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> 42
35:00 <TheRiddler> it's 3(5)-1
36:00 <TheRiddler> 3(14)-1
43:00 <Maurice> I could really go a massage
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could really go for some cake
44:00 <dematerialised> i could
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor offered cupcakes and sex in a crack den...
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> im now eating more rice cakes with chocolate
45:00 <dematerialised> im gonna go to bed and dream of jeanie
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> UM
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> O
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> K
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> JEANIE  little?
45:00 <dematerialised> no
45:00 <Maurice> Tell me you know the tv show, katatonic_kate01
45:00 <dematerialised> http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32700000/I-dream-of-jeannie-i-dream-of-jeannie-32795103-256-500.jpg
46:00 <dematerialised> the one and only
46:00 <dematerialised> my one and only
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… know the show… 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> I thought they may have revamped it
46:00 <dematerialised> nope
46:00 <dematerialised> im just old
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
47:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01 i'll trade u a choc chip muffin for a wristy
47:00 <Doodle> i cbf doing it on me own
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did feel like cupcakes with sprinkles
48:00 <Doodle> awes
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> biut choc chop muffin will do
48:00 <dematerialised> me too thanks, not giving you a wristy though
48:00 <dematerialised> k9 can do that for me
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, get the cupcake with sprinkles out dude
49:00 <dematerialised> ok im out bye lovers
49:00 <Doodle> bai2u
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> didn’t james cunt sing a song like that
50:00 <Clarkson> or some lil petite airhead slut
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah clarky awesome
50:00 <Clarkson> i used to love my parents old house inground pool fuck
50:00 <Doodle> D:
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> pool fuck… ya pass
51:00 <Doodle> agreed
52:00 <Doodle> u burn ur ass on the felt
52:00 <Maurice> I want a wristy
52:00 <Doodle> swing by
52:00 <Maurice> I only have choc brownies though
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Maurice> Sweet, I'll bring them with me
52:00 <Maurice> We can crumble them on our genitals, make it more fun
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck i’d give you a wristy maurice for some brownies
52:00 <Doodle> you'll have to wait til the bleeding stops tho, i've been patting rooster
52:00 <Maurice> Oh jeepers
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
52:00 <Maurice> You wouldn't think patting a cock would be so hazardous
53:00 <Clarkson> yet ... yeah ... fuck you Saemon
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> kill joy
53:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> spaking of kill joys
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> JACK!
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> bbl
55:00 <Doodle> o/
36:00 <nitro> Rules? this place has rules? when did that start?
37:00 <nitro> WTF since when did it become against the rules to offer to buy peoples panties?
38:00 <nitro> is that because someone got dicked trying to buy Sonia's panties back in the day?
43:00 <doctor> It's disgusting and intolerable; highly disrespectful towards women
44:00 <nitro> well the op's did stuff like that all the time 
44:00 <nitro> Netz offered to buy mine on many occasions 
44:00 <nitro> among the other nasty things he offered
45:00 <doctor> If that is true I hope they were arrested
46:00 <doctor> indecent acts on the internet should not go without consequence
46:00 <nitro> very true, they should be reported to the cyber police 
46:00 <nitro> I can see you've spent a lot of time on the internet 
47:00 <doctor> I like to consider myself a professional in these kinds of matters
47:00 <nitro> interesting, so what makes you a professional on these matters exactly?
48:00 <doctor> I have spent a great deal of time researching the law and internet safety
49:00 <nitro> what about actual real life experience
49:00 <nitro> with the internet
50:00 <nitro> what a silly looking thing to ask
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
51:00 <nitro> oh shit, this is the feminist fan club isnt it
51:00 <doctor> Umm, the internet is a real life experience. What happens on the internet obviously does not exempt people from behaving without self constraint
52:00 <nitro> so people shouldn't be allowed to express themselves anonymously ?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
52:00 <doctor> Of course not, that leads to anarchy
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> EXACTLY
52:00 <Maurice> What happens if they want to buy your underwear but you don't wear any
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm
53:00 <doctor> Then I hope they put plastic coverings over their furniture
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> you buy some and pass it off as worn
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dr
54:00 <nitro> I'd give them away anyway, I'm not that capitalist 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> no but you’re a weirdo
55:00 <nitro> whoa, since when did IRC have normal people
57:00 <nitro> so doctor, do you have a beard, and ride a fixie bike, and drink craft brew beers?
57:00 <nitro> and eat vegan?
58:00 <doctor> Is it wrong to be cultured and polite?
58:00 <nitro> well you seem to fear anarchy
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> round ere it is 
59:00 <Maurice> Wheres normal
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ma! the rains are ere
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> at ya mum’s maurice
59:00 <Maurice> That makes me want corn cobs, thanks a lot katatonic_kate01
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^
59:00 <nitro> ffs i just got that saying out of my head kate
59:00 <doctor> I'm quite well recieved from round these parts
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll supply butter  s&p
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> you cool the corn
59:00 <Maurice> Super juicy kind that drips down your chin
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas
59:00 <Maurice> And I'm still talking about corn, not dicks
00:00 <Doodle> oh
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> or on the bbq
00:00 <Maurice> Except in Doodles case
00:00 <Doodle> wooo
00:00 <nitro> Doodles dick drips?
00:00 <doctor> I grew the biggest crop of maize last year and won 3 awards
00:00 <Maurice> He knows what I like
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <Doodle> was it amaizeing
01:00 <Maurice> Lol
01:00 <Maurice> 1001 dad jokes
01:00 <doctor> hoho, i love a good pun
01:00 <nitro> Doodle that's a corny joke....
01:00 <Doodle> ehehe
01:00 <Maurice> It just hit midnight and I still have a bra on
01:00 <Maurice> This is what is wrong with the world
02:00 <Maurice> Men wearing bras
02:00 <nitro> Midnight is usually when I start thinking about wearing bra's
02:00 <nitro> if I'm drunk
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> did trevor change his nick?
03:00 <Maurice> I'd say no since he's still here..
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
03:00 <Maurice> Why oh why do they put HJs ads on at this time of night
03:00 <Maurice> Bunch of wankers
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
03:00 <nitro> so you can walk to crown casino and get 24 hour HJ's 
03:00 <nitro> and Spencer street station
04:00 <Maurice> I'm not walking to Crown
04:00 <Maurice> Thats like a 40 mins drive away
04:00 <nitro> well drive to a local one lol
04:00 <Maurice> My local one is 20 mins away
04:00 <Maurice> Stop making foolish suggestions
04:00 <nitro> lol 
04:00 <nitro> i dont even wanna know what area you're from
04:00 <nitro> Rural VIc somewhere obviously
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i must go! 
06:00 <Maurice> Also, my closest Crown only has maccas, not HJs
07:00 <nitro> damn, there goes the only chick here
08:00 <Maurice> Nuh uh, Doodle has a vagina
08:00 <Clarkson> all shes saying is, shes a weirdo that thought about snatching his kid, so shes coming over to warm him about the ;sickos; around... wants a pat on the back, offers to 'watch' the kid for him... uh.. no fuck off... keep away from my kid, 
08:00 <Maurice> Several, infac
08:00 <Maurice> t
08:00 <nitro> I want a real one
09:00 <Maurice> He has real ones, they're just frozen
09:00 <nitro> i hate it when that happens
09:00 <nitro> do you know how long it takes to get rid of a dead hooker in a wheelie bin?
09:00 <nitro> at least 2 months
10:00 <nitro> might as well freeze the good bits for future use
10:00 <Maurice> Try acid barrels
10:00 <nitro> maybe next time
11:00 <nitro> I have a GF now so I generally let the hookers go these days
11:00 <Maurice> Yeah I don't have a gf
11:00 <Maurice> Or a bf for that matter
12:00 <nitro> they start getting fat after a few years
12:00 <nitro> especially short asians ones you feed aussie meals
14:00 <nitro> do IRC chicks still dress like dirty goths? or goth/ravers?
16:00 <Maurice> I have no idea
17:00 <nitro> well haven't you met any?
20:00 <Maurice> Not in the last week, no
21:00 <nitro> well what about in the last year or 2?
38:00 <nitro> well, I am off to efnet to continue my nostolgic adventures, byebye #melbourne,
10:00 <faux> pllp
25:00 <Mutley> Mornin!
16:00 <Serenity> k
47:00 <gs69azza> l
15:00 <Doodle> has anyone seen my mate david?
45:00 <Floss> Lol kevin Malone
22:00 <Doodle> 422
22:00 <Doodle> @mp3 T'Pau - Heart and Soul.mp3 (5.83MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:21)
26:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Haysi Fantaysee - John Wayne Is Big Leggy.mp3 (3.09MB 128kbps Stereo 3:22)
29:00 <TheRon> georeg michael frredom
29:00 <TheRon> freedom
29:00 <TheRon> you lit up like a xmas tree?
30:00 <Doodle> ah georeg, george michael's halfwit romanian cousin
30:00 <Doodle> could be
30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Scritti Politti - Wood Beez (Pray Like Aretha Franklin).mp3 (8.58MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:22)
30:00 <Doodle> i think i want to buy an electric car
31:00 <Doodle> for shits and giggles
31:00 <Doodle> i wonder how much u can modify them
33:00 <TheRon> don't get a hybrid you become a douche
34:00 <faux> ehe become
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <Doodle> civic hybrids are cheap
35:00 <Doodle> i-mievs are too and theyre purely plugin
35:00 <Doodle> no engine
35:00 <Doodle> and after 5 mins of googling apparently u can mod them
44:00 <faux> chicken mievs
47:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <TheRon> i wear my sunglasses at night
08:00 <GoldSpade> thats aa  cory someone
08:00 <GoldSpade> cant remember his last name
08:00 <TheRon> hart
08:00 <GoldSpade> thats it
09:00 <GoldSpade> I remember seeing him on countdown one time
09:00 <GoldSpade> wearing the sunglasses
09:00 <GoldSpade> and doing that song
10:00 <GoldSpade> that was....heh yeah I cant remember
10:00 <GoldSpade> long time ago
18:00 <GoldSpade> what about this TheRon
18:00 <GoldSpade> It's raining again
20:00 <TheRon> sunshine here
20:00 <GoldSpade> no you douch
20:00 <GoldSpade> the song
20:00 <GoldSpade> dont check
20:00 <TheRon> supertramp
21:00 <GoldSpade> did you check>
21:00 <TheRon> nope
21:00 <GoldSpade> ok
21:00 <GoldSpade> I was 6ys old when I bought that single
22:00 <GoldSpade> and no Serenity it wasnt yesterday
23:00 <TheRon> here comes the story of the hurricane
24:00 <GoldSpade> I know it
24:00 <GoldSpade> bob dylen
24:00 <TheRon> yes!
24:00 <GoldSpade> and I didnt check
24:00 <GoldSpade> had to think though
24:00 <GoldSpade> heh
25:00 <GoldSpade> good song that one
26:00 <GoldSpade> Send me an angel
27:00 <TheRon> right now
28:00 <GoldSpade> what group
28:00 <TheRon> xtc?
28:00 <GoldSpade> no
28:00 <GoldSpade> real life
29:00 <TheRon> damn
29:00 <GoldSpade> heh
39:00 <TheRon> one is the lonliest number that you'll ever do
43:00 <GoldSpade> john farnham
43:00 <GoldSpade> I think
44:00 <TheRon> sorta
44:00 <TheRon> old song from the 60's
45:00 <sandman> GoldSpade
45:00 <GoldSpade> yes sandman
46:00 <sandman> always got something to say, don't you?
46:00 <sandman> You're a FREAK
46:00 <GoldSpade> you are right its been covered a few times
47:00 <GoldSpade> I have only heard the john farnham version
51:00 <dematerialised> what a day
55:00 <faux> and stay out
00:00 <zaim> faux, hi.
00:00 <faux> hello
00:00 <zaim> hru
02:00 <faux> notbad
02:00 <faux> sleepy
02:00 <faux> and fucking sickkkk
02:00 <faux> my throat sucks
02:00 <faux> how are you
04:00 <TheRon> be honest, you had some doodle didn't you
04:00 <TheRon> that's why your throat is sore
05:00 <faux> piss off
08:00 <zaim> good
10:00 <faux> wb
11:00 <zaim> ye thanksssssssssss
28:00 <Serenity> ugh why does this freak keep highlighting me like im 1. reading what its saying 2. caring what its saying
53:00 <nubbymcnu> sounds like true love
53:00 <nubbymcnu> marry him
08:00 <TheRon> shout shout let it all out
09:00 <dematerialised> these are the things we could do without
09:00 <dematerialised> come on, im talking to you
09:00 <dematerialised> so come on!
09:00 <dematerialised> tune
14:00 <GoldSpade> tears for fears
14:00 <GoldSpade> thats a easy one
15:00 <TheRon> i'm elegantly wasted
15:00 <GoldSpade> hm
15:00 <TheRon> aussie band
15:00 <GoldSpade> hmm
15:00 <TheRon> 4 letters
15:00 <dematerialised> everybody wants to rule the world
16:00 <GoldSpade> probably so obvious
16:00 <TheRon> I
16:00 <GoldSpade> I give up 
16:00 <TheRon> INXS
16:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
17:00 <GoldSpade> never heard of that song
18:00 <TheRon> hutchences' last albumn i think
18:00 <GoldSpade> was it a single
18:00 <TheRon> yes
18:00 <GoldSpade> cant say ive heard of it
19:00 <TheRon> i'm dancin' with myself
20:00 <GoldSpade> easy
20:00 <GoldSpade> billy idol
21:00 <GoldSpade> you got excellent taste in music TheRon
21:00 <TheRon> ty
22:00 <TheRon> saftey dance
23:00 <GoldSpade> hm
23:00 <GoldSpade> nup dont know it
23:00 <TheRon> men with hats
24:00 <GoldSpade> who the heck are they
24:00 <TheRon> same period as devo
25:00 <GoldSpade> havent heard of them
25:00 <TheRon> whip it!
26:00 <GoldSpade> I know that one
27:00 <GoldSpade> just cant think who sings it
27:00 <GoldSpade> no idea
27:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo
27:00 <TheRon> devo
28:00 <GoldSpade> I hear it on the radio sometimes 
28:00 <GoldSpade> had no idea the group was called devo though
29:00 <GoldSpade> its not a bad song
30:00 <GoldSpade> hehe funny video
30:00 <TheRon> the besty
30:00 <GoldSpade> heh those silly hats
30:00 <TheRon> rick james bitch
30:00 <Clarkson> your like a faggot mate
37:00 <faux> rude clarkson
37:00 <Clarkson> n wicked chin shit goin
39:00 <TheRon> MrMark: boogie wonderland
40:00 <Skirmish> Are you watching The Get Down on Netflix TheRon? 
40:00 <TheRon> no
41:00 <chelle> Skirmish, o/
42:00 <Skirmish> Hey chelle how are you? 
43:00 <chelle> I have the flu so I'm pretty shite
43:00 <chelle> otherwise you know, plodding along
43:00 <chelle> How about you? Got married and shit?
44:00 <Skirmish> I heard on the radio today that the flu is going around again and it's a stronger strain. 
45:00 <chelle> it sat me on my ass real well, I'll tell you that.
47:00 <Skirmish> What else is news?
47:00 <Skirmish> I am going away for a few nights tomorrow for my first wedding anniversary. 
48:00 <chelle> mazel tov, that's lovely
48:00 <chelle> no news, I work like a fuck knuckle and don't have a life
48:00 <chelle> my dad is dying
48:00 <chelle> that's pretty much it
49:00 <MrMark> TheRon.............come said the boy
49:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/8k6OGrd.jpg
49:00 <TheRon> she's a maniac on the floor
55:00 <TheRon> gotta cut loose footloose
59:00 <TheRiddler> Hsllo
59:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
59:00 <TheRon> cooney retired
59:00 <TheRiddler> I saw
00:00 <TheRon> kneee injury fucked him, never the same player
00:00 <TheRiddler> Yep
00:00 <TheRon> still 250 games
08:00 <Doodle> [18:03] <TheRon> be honest, you had some doodle didn't you
08:00 <Doodle> [18:04] <TheRon> that's why your throat is sore
08:00 <Doodle> [18:05] <faux> piss off
08:00 <Doodle> lolllll
09:00 <TheRon> she didn't take it in good humour
10:00 <Doodle> lol ye i noticed
16:00 <GoldSpade> hehehe
19:00 <GoldSpade> pansy~!!|
19:00 <GoldSpade> \
20:00 <GoldSpade> hellow there :)
20:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/14046135_521964787999434_4918094384438387463_n.jpg?oh=688161253c8d4a4c3eda59d0c45a481a&oe=5848B5CF&__gda__=1482365971_951f5c4801680044d39ba500884f24c3
20:00 <GoldSpade> whats this
20:00 <GoldSpade> heheeehe
20:00 <GoldSpade> if the cap fits huh
22:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn on m8
22:00 <UnciasDream> not much aye
24:00 <georgeandwell> ok
24:00 <UnciasDream> and you?
25:00 <Picard> kideies
25:00 <georgeandwell> good
25:00 <Picard> ffs
25:00 <Picard> kiddies
25:00 <GoldSpade> picard!!!
25:00 <GoldSpade> hey dude
25:00 <Picard> GoldSpade OLE Mate how are you?
26:00 <GoldSpade> fuken brillant!
26:00 <Picard> my most favourite chatter :P
26:00 <couleurs> sgarn
26:00 <GoldSpade> hehee
26:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn on m8ty
26:00 <Picard> awesome'
26:00 <Skirmish> So I just heard that song milf by Fergie and I have realised I am old and young people music is SHIT. 
27:00 <georgeandwell> no grls chattin
27:00 <GoldSpade> big girls do cry
27:00 <GoldSpade> is that the one
27:00 <Skirmish> Picard's wife cries all the time. 
27:00 <georgeandwell> fergie is grl music 
27:00 <Skirmish> Oh, you mean the song? 
27:00 <GoldSpade> yA
27:00 <Picard> Skirmish, brother im hearing you.
28:00 <Skirmish> No you're not fat ears. 
28:00 <Picard> Skirmish hows the taxi business?
28:00 <Skirmish> Thriving just like the storeman business. 
29:00 <Picard> awesome
29:00 <GoldSpade> hmm
29:00 <Picard> whats your least favourite passenger?
29:00 <couleurs> Potatoes. 
29:00 <georgeandwell> uber
30:00 <georgeandwell> had a bus driver throw me off da bus once
30:00 <Picard> i feel bad.
30:00 <georgeandwell> brought a car battery on
30:00 <GoldSpade> hm that would of hurt
30:00 <Picard> i just told my property manager to evict my tennant.
30:00 <Skirmish> I guess if I were a taxi driver, smelly passengers would be the worst. 
31:00 <georgeandwell> brotha said car battery not allow
31:00 <Picard> Skirmish you know what i find annoying with taxi drivers, the cunts who wont stop talking to you. Im like dude shut the fuck up and drive.
32:00 <Skirmish> I wouldn't know. I don't catch taxis. 
32:00 <GoldSpade> or they need the absolute correct change
32:00 <Picard> i do, from airport to city.
33:00 <Skirmish> lol @ picard thinking he's a player. 
33:00 <nubbymcnu> http://i.imgur.com/GWRGD5F.jpg
33:00 <Picard> Skirmish because you never leave the house please dont assume everyone is like you.
34:00 <Skirmish> I dislike not having a car to do what I want, when I want. I hire a car if I don't have my own. 
34:00 <Skirmish> I don't assume that at all Picard. It's just funny that you are still trying to pretend that you're a mover and shaker in the world when the reality of your situation is very different. 
34:00 <Picard> you dont own a car?
35:00 <Skirmish> Whatever you want though bro. You're our aussie trump. 
35:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
35:00 <Picard> lol @ Skirmish the mall cop thinking he is cool.
35:00 <couleurs> Nice 1 nubbymcnu 
35:00 <GoldSpade> Tought theere was already a trump
35:00 <Skirmish> How did you get to I don't own a car? 
36:00 <Picard> well if u need to hire a car, your must be a heap of shit.
36:00 <Skirmish> lol mall cop. Calm down and watch your blood pressure there Mr Trump. 
36:00 <GoldSpade> where is trump
36:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
36:00 <Picard> call it what you may, security industry are the bottom feeders
36:00 <Skirmish> My car is too big to take on a plane Picard. I would hire a car from the airport. Simple logic is something you find difficult to deal with I see. 
37:00 <couleurs> Picard needs 2 hire a personal trainer looooolllllllllll
37:00 <nubbymcnu> that's a bit novel though
37:00 <nubbymcnu> most of us just load the car onto the yacht
38:00 <Picard> lol
38:00 <georgeandwell> n e guys ever tried girls panites on
38:00 <Skirmish> nubbymcnu: I still can't afford the big yacht. 
38:00 <Picard> chopper on the yacht
38:00 <Skirmish> Minimum wage I get on my taxi/storeman/security guard/service station attendant income. 
41:00 <Skirmish> Evening Mawrees. 
41:00 <georgeandwell> gidsy
41:00 <georgeandwell> m8
41:00 <Picard> Skirmish are u Indian?
41:00 <Picard> partay wb
41:00 <Maurice> Howdy Skirmish
42:00 <Skirmish> Yes, I am Indian. 
42:00 <partay> *yawn* *stretch*
42:00 <partay> another tough day at the office 
43:00 <Skirmish> That is why I don't like student because he's a paki and Indians hate Pakis. 
43:00 <Picard> nasty
43:00 <partay> Maurice i can sense that lotto win is close by.. I hope your keeping that vj tidy and at the ready
43:00 <Picard> is it because u are shit at cricket?
43:00 <Clarkson> the cunt started babbling on like a fucking child
43:00 <georgeandwell> i like wearing women used panties 2 work
44:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: If your husband organised for you to go into a meercat enclosure and sit there and feed them and have them climb all over you as a present would you be happy with that? 
44:00 <Picard> georgeandwell dont steal partay's thunder
44:00 <partay> georgeandwell couldnt steal candy from a baby
44:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish
44:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Just in case you didn't realise how stupid your question was, let me phrase it this way. I am as much an Indian as you are slim. 
44:00 <Maurice> I'd be more wondering why he arranged that when I've shown no special interest in them
45:00 <partay> he's like that little shit scared Asian on the train who stands in the corner 
45:00 <Maurice> However if they were one of my faves, then yes I'd be happy
45:00 <Skirmish> If you had an interest though that would be a great present yeah? 
45:00 <georgeandwell> im not scared im just humble
45:00 <partay> Skirmish that's a panty dropping present if ever i've seen one 
45:00 <Maurice> If he oranised me to sit in a pen with hundreds of kittens, I'd swallow for a week
45:00 <Skirmish> Excellent. I organised it for the wife for Thursday whilst we are away for our anniversary. 
45:00 <Maurice> Organised*
45:00 <georgeandwell> white ppl show off a lot but no content
45:00 <Maurice> Aww nice
46:00 <Picard> lol what a shit present
46:00 <Clarkson> go red or fuck off!
46:00 <Picard> meerkats fucking stink
46:00 <partay> Skirmish you sweety
46:00 <Maurice> What would you suggest then Picard? An all you can eat buffet like you'd get your wife?
47:00 <British^Meat> Picard would take her to the airconditioning factory
47:00 <Skirmish> Lucky for me Picard I take your opinion as seriously as the rest of the channel. 
47:00 <British^Meat> and show her the phone he sits at for customer support
47:00 <British^Meat> surrounded by empty chip packets
47:00 <Picard> actually recently i organised 5 nights at Q1 on the gold coast for her, she thought we were  going to melbourne for a couple of days.
48:00 <Skirmish> A fat loser that logs into Austnet every single night in a desperate attempt to fabricate a fictional life to fight off the urge to suicide said my present idea was shit. Pretty sure I can shrug that off. 
48:00 <Picard> lol @ Skirmish thinking he is superior to everyone
48:00 <Skirmish> Not everyone, just you.
48:00 <Picard> ffs georgeandwell rates higher than you
49:00 <Picard> you nothing more than a cretin
49:00 <Trevor> show us ya dick ya poofta
49:00 <georgeandwell> haha
49:00 <Skirmish> You know picard is mad, here come the typos as he furiously types. 
49:00 <Picard> low end of society
49:00 <georgeandwell> i like girls that get creamy easy
49:00 <georgeandwell> luv girl jizz
50:00 <amelia> georgio do you like when girls squirt?
50:00 <georgeandwell> nah squirt.isnjust water
50:00 <georgeandwell> i prefer the silk clear thick stuff
50:00 <amelia> i see
51:00 <georgeandwell> how do you make that amelia
51:00 <amelia> how do i make silk clear thick stuff?
51:00 <georgeandwell> yeah
51:00 <Skirmish> When a female squirts it's urine georgeandwell. 
51:00 <partay> why Q1 picard of all places?
51:00 <Doodle> its tab clear
51:00 <TheRiddler> No it's not
51:00 <amelia> secret recipe soz
52:00 <georgeandwell> yeh i said im not a fan on squirt
52:00 <Doodle> i prefer sprite
52:00 <georgeandwell> female precum is not squirt 
52:00 <Maurice> Nazi soda ftw
52:00 <Doodle> its what they make gluesticks out of
52:00 <TheRiddler> If it was pee it'd be slightly yellow
53:00 <ShadowLurker> tit
53:00 <TheRiddler> And taste like pee
53:00 <ShadowLurker> s
53:00 <Doodle> wooden tit
53:00 <georgeandwell> u guys r the experts
53:00 <ShadowLurker> showusyatits
53:00 <Doodle> no i'm shy
54:00 <TheRiddler> Also hai creamelia
54:00 <nubbymcnu> http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12799/abstract
54:00 <amelia> hai washeh
54:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: What does pee taste like? 
54:00 <nubbymcnu> long story short..
54:00 <nubbymcnu> 2 types of squirters
54:00 <nubbymcnu> one is just pee
54:00 <Doodle> asparagus
55:00 <georgeandwell> i dont think picard would dance at a band
55:00 <Trevor> i got the eye of the tiger
55:00 <TheRiddler> Mineral water
56:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
56:00 <Doodle> @mp3 DJ Mehdi - Lucky Boy (Outlines Remix).mp3 (10.25MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 11:11)
57:00 <Maurice> Doodle, your asparagus http://imgur.com/a/khEIk
57:00 <Maurice> NSFL
57:00 <Doodle> olawdy
57:00 <TheRiddler> Drinks some pee and find out
58:00 <TheRiddler> -s
58:00 <amelia> i really have seen that photo way too many times in my life
58:00 <georgeandwell> hi
58:00 <amelia> at least 6
58:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
58:00 <georgeandwell> is that woolworths ad
59:00 <georgeandwell> fresh
59:00 <TheRiddler> Your face is a Woolworths ad
00:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc
00:00 <georgeandwell> i shop more at coles
00:00 <Trevor> so i split up with the wife aye
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Montell Jordan - This Is How We Do It Views: 49,037,451 Uploader: MontellJordanVEVO Uploaded: Jun 17, 2009 Duration: 4m0s Rating: 4.85
00:00 <Doodle> did she finally work out you're a cunt?
00:00 <Trevor> im now living in my investment property... which is a slightly repaired crack house
00:00 <Trevor> it still smells of rat shit and i feel like im catching aids by being here
00:00 <Trevor> but whatevs right, at least im single eh
00:00 <TheRiddler> Biggest lie ever
01:00 <Skirmish> How can it be an investment property if you live in it? 
01:00 <Doodle> sounds like a home to me
01:00 <Trevor> well the plan wasnt to live in it
01:00 <Doodle> ur new life
01:00 <TheRiddler> How is a crack house an investment property
01:00 <dematerialised> i'd say i feel sorry for you but i dont
01:00 <dematerialised> suck shit
01:00 <georgeandwell> slum dog
01:00 <Trevor> you make it appear to not be a crack house, then you sell it to somebody who doesnt know its a crack house
01:00 <Picard> partay why not?
01:00 <Trevor> for profit
01:00 <TheRiddler> .
02:00 <TheRiddler> You're a retard
02:00 <Doodle> or, u split up with ur wufe and live in it til u die
02:00 <Doodle> *wife
02:00 <amelia> wife got the good house
02:00 <Trevor> yea or like richard says
02:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahahahaa
02:00 <Trevor> richard ur a dick
02:00 <Doodle> ye
02:00 <amelia> you got rolled
02:00 <TheRiddler> He doesn't have a wife
02:00 <georgeandwell> i wana open a massage parlor 
02:00 <Trevor> amelia, by an aboriginal of all people
02:00 <amelia> not anymore he doesn't
02:00 <georgeandwell> have 3 grls working 4 me
03:00 <Doodle> um
03:00 <georgeandwell> amelia u wana work 4 me
03:00 <TheRiddler> It must be moron hour
03:00 <amelia> I am not asian
03:00 <Trevor> well ur here ash
03:00 <Doodle> me2
03:00 <georgeandwell> but u can work still
03:00 <Doodle> amelia just tape ur eyes
04:00 <georgeandwell> bring some hot towels
04:00 <Trevor> oh yea work is fucked aye
04:00 <Picard> happy ending massage?
04:00 <amelia> ok I will think about it georgio
04:00 <Trevor> i have medical leave yet my superior tells me to come in tomorrow
04:00 <Trevor> what a dick
04:00 <georgeandwell> there r places that arent happy ending
04:00 <Trevor> ill come in and hand in my doctors cert and say ok now what, ill do my shift right under your orders?
05:00 <amelia> Trevor IRC isn't your personal diary
05:00 <British^Meat> lol
05:00 <Skirmish> lol savage
05:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
05:00 <Trevor> oh sorry thought this was notepad
05:00 <Doodle> dear notepad,
05:00 <georgeandwell> i went 2 one where they just did normal massage but u have to.strip down
05:00 <Trevor> wait this isnt notepad
05:00 <Doodle> i hate u all
05:00 <amelia> apology accepted
05:00 <Doodle> <3 trevor
05:00 <georgeandwell> the girl was trained also
05:00 <TheRiddler> .
06:00 <Trevor> something smells like fucking no vac carpet cleaner and it isnt me
06:00 <Trevor> prob the neighbours getting high i guess
06:00 <Trevor> least it smells nice
06:00 <amelia> are you on speed right now
06:00 <georgeandwell> she was really good
06:00 <amelia> you jus won't stop
06:00 <Skirmish> Living in a crack house whilst still suffering from severe depression bought on by failing to rescue austnet from Lwaxana. It's too much for 1 man to live with. 
06:00 <georgeandwell> who
06:00 <Trevor> i sped
06:00 <partay> Picard you flew into Coolangatta?
06:00 <dematerialised> trevo do abo girls have bright pink insides like black african women?
06:00 <dematerialised> i've always wanted to fuck an abo chick
06:00 <TheRiddler> Brb
07:00 <Trevor> its the same pink as any other bitch, just the contrast of skin colour makes the pink seem more highlighted
07:00 <Trevor> but my wife isnt really black, most people are surprised shes abo
07:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1r goto shenzhen with me
07:00 <faux> when i seee your face
07:00 <Trevor> i cum on it?
07:00 <faux> theres not a thing that i would changeeee
08:00 <Doodle> except ur beardddddddd
09:00 <faux> just painted me nails
09:00 <faux> and sniffed it to death
09:00 <faux> mmm
09:00 <georgeandwell> high
09:00 <dematerialised> faux often gets locked up after being found behind  the local caltex sniffing solvents
10:00 <georgeandwell> buzz m8
10:00 <dematerialised> this one time she stole me lynx africa right out of my overnight bag
10:00 <dematerialised> she's got a problem
10:00 <faux> ehe
10:00 <Skirmish> Did she huff it?
11:00 <dematerialised> the whole thing
12:00 <georgeandwell> i paint my nails
12:00 <georgeandwell> looks more like girls hand
12:00 <dematerialised> we know because you're a faggot and only faggots do that
12:00 <Clarkson> gary27 is into beastiality sex cause his breath stinks and he love visiting whorehouse on weekends such a loser
12:00 <georgeandwell> nah m8
12:00 <georgeandwell> paint ur nails sit on it so its numb
13:00 <georgeandwell> almost like girls hand bro
13:00 <dematerialised> the theory is sound
13:00 <dematerialised> speaking of hot asian sluts
13:00 <dematerialised> hi Mei
14:00 <georgeandwell> i never could get. a grls to lick my anus
15:00 <georgeandwell> one of.the things.ive never done
15:00 <dematerialised> its an experience i highly recommend
16:00 <partay> lol
16:00 <georgeandwell> ive seen lots of stuff in porn
16:00 <Clarkson> you going t bitch about a chikc liking her tits being touched too much?
16:00 <georgeandwell> when i tried it for real
17:00 <georgeandwell> it didnt seem as mindblowing as on tv
17:00 <partay> thats because you have a small penis 
17:00 <Lumeah> partay: 
17:00 <Lumeah> C
17:00 <Lumeah> O
18:00 <Lumeah> C
18:00 <Lumeah> K
18:00 <Lumeah>  Now! 
18:00 <partay> Lumeah you have a small penis too
18:00 <Lumeah> Lol
18:00 <Lumeah> Yes. It's a clit
18:00 <Clarkson> he could have become a famous as fuck movie star
18:00 <Lumeah> :p
18:00 <partay> whats is it with Picard and Lumeah wanting to see my cock?
18:00 <Lumeah> Im a girl... Don't know the fuck his prob
20:00 <partay> well he has multiple 
22:00 <TheRiddler> I'm home
22:00 <lookingforasianwife> wb riddles
22:00 <TheRiddler> have you tried by post?
22:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:00 <lookingforasianwife> negative, dont trust those dodgy russian fuckers
23:00 <Picard> like u ever left
23:00 <lookingforasianwife> plenty of chinese uni students around though, just need to spend more time hanging around the uni pubs
23:00 <TheRiddler> yep
24:00 <partay> http://dreamconnections.com/ladies/search.php?minAge=1997-08-16&maxAge=1980-08-16&minHeight=150&maxHeight=182.5&minWeight=100&maxWeight=160&country=thailand&ladiesID=
24:00 <partay> happy to help 
25:00 <TheRiddler> have you asked nerdygirl
25:00 <TheRiddler> :p
25:00 <Picard> ladyboys partay
25:00 <TheRiddler> crap
25:00 <lookingforasianwife> nerdygirl wont talk to me
25:00 <lookingforasianwife> probably because i said they had a dick
25:00 <lookingforasianwife> which i still strongly believe
26:00 <TheRiddler> my game is crashing when I warp to a new system :(
26:00 <lookingforasianwife> bugger
26:00 <partay> Picard you wouldnt say no
26:00 <Picard> ummm yeah i would.
27:00 <Picard> they are average
28:00 <GoldSpade> sin is the best looking
28:00 <GoldSpade> for the first page
28:00 <Picard> what page?
28:00 <GoldSpade> 1
28:00 <Picard> ok
28:00 <GoldSpade> stupid name though
28:00 <GoldSpade> who calls their kid sin
28:00 <Picard> thats a ladyboy
29:00 <GoldSpade> heh shes pretty hot
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
29:00 <GoldSpade> oh no
29:00 <GoldSpade> she would like you Picard
29:00 <Picard> no thanks
29:00 <GoldSpade> she would do wild and wonderful things with you Picard!
30:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> hello there
30:00 <partay> that is actually a legit site... no ladyboys there
31:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
31:00 <GoldSpade> hmm
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai riddler - sup?
31:00 <GoldSpade> they might well accept a donation Picard
32:00 <partay> they wouldnt agree to Picard.. they still have standards
32:00 <partay> no thatdespo
32:00 <GoldSpade> ohh heh thats rough
33:00 <georgeandwell> i went to a job interview once
33:00 <georgeandwell> they wanted me to see gear to the isrealis
33:00 <georgeandwell> and saudis
34:00 <partay> georgeandwell you are gushing you autistic gimp
35:00 <georgeandwell> i said i dun wana be on the asio watch list m8
35:00 <georgeandwell> id do it but off da book k
36:00 <georgeandwell> send some hookers over
36:00 <georgeandwell> and we talk
37:00 <robot> hi
37:00 <robot> hi george
37:00 <robot> did u do census
37:00 <georgeandwell> giday
37:00 <georgeandwell> yeh
38:00 <georgeandwell> i did the cunt
38:00 <georgeandwell> with me dick on the phone
38:00 <partay> the fucking robot
39:00 <robot> hey partay
40:00 <Picard> partgay ive seen your pics, your not so fucking great yourself
42:00 <partay> you're
43:00 <Skirmish> I am confused. Is this the pot calling the kettle black or the kettle calling the pot black? 
43:00 <partay> and lol
43:00 <robot> hey Skirmish
44:00 <partay> Picard seriously you're not going there  are you ?
44:00 <partay> thats loltothemax
46:00 <TheRiddler> not much kk just got home from work
46:00 <TheRiddler> you?
46:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana finger me ass
47:00 <partay> TheRiddler what do you do?
47:00 <amelia> I am also interested in what your job is
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> meth dealer 
48:00 <GoldSpade> flakka
48:00 <TheRiddler> I just collect trolleys
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> and POKEMON!
48:00 <GoldSpade> heh
48:00 <partay> im concerned about the TheRiddler.. he used to post NSFW stuff all the time and now... nada 
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <amelia> & girls hearts
49:00 <TheRiddler> the sites I used for nsfw stuff are down
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is too busy playing pokemon
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> all down… need new site
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
49:00 <TheRiddler> who's girls hearts?
49:00 <partay> checkout chicks
49:00 <partay> deli girls
49:00 <partay> list goes on 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> man…. i want 9 blocks of chocolate
49:00 <amelia> girls with vaginas
50:00 <partay> cray crays like amelia
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> these chocolate covered rice cakes are doing fuck all
50:00 <Clarkson> hell, even cunts who are major cunts like the cunts done for warcrimes are taken to holland to be dealt with
50:00 <amelia> amelia is a nutcase
50:00 <georgeandwell> i nnedvgrls 4 my parlor
50:00 <partay> hahaha
50:00 <georgeandwell> and video 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re nice.. but i need 9 blocks of chocolate now
50:00 <partay> amelia at least has a sense oh humour
51:00 <georgeandwell> my site ozbang.com
51:00 <TheRiddler> what about a croatian wife
51:00 <amelia> those Croats are a bit firey
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <amelia> not sure you could handle one asheh
51:00 <partay> yah they fuck you 
52:00 <Picard> partay ive seen your pics.need i say more?
52:00 <robot> yea amelia is from somewhere foreign japan or somethin like that
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> they love vegeta!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> the coratians that is
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh FAIL
52:00 <dematerialised> amelia doesn't need a big strong man to look after her, she'll bite your face clean off
52:00 <robot> corations
52:00 <robot> lol
52:00 <Picard> croatian wife will stab u y u sleep
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
52:00 <amelia> bwahahahahaha
52:00 <partay> lol Picard feel free to have the pepsi challenge anytime you like 
52:00 <British^Meat> ++/nick BMP
52:00 <British^Meat> or
52:00 <robot> what do europeans put up at xmas
52:00 <amelia> I haf some vegeta in my cupboard kate
53:00 <robot> dead corations
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
53:00 <Picard> dude, did i say im better? im just saying ive seen your pics
53:00 <robot> too far?
53:00 <TheRiddler> I was talking for demat
53:00 <amelia> you could be onto something here
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> same amelia
53:00 <Picard> you're no chic magnet.
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can use that shit in anything
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> prob cake too
53:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
53:00 <Picard> romanian wife would be ok
53:00 <faux> can you old fucks stop competing
53:00 <Clarkson> like a lot of cum on them
53:00 <faux> youre both annoying faggots
53:00 <TheRiddler> vegeta what's her power level at
53:00 <amelia> my serb friends uses it on everything too
53:00 <georgeandwell> amelia wana date
53:00 <Picard> thanks faux
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah same amelia 
53:00 <amelia> i will think about it georgio
53:00 <georgeandwell> thx
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think they eat it like milo out of the can
54:00 <robot> what nationality woman would you prefer to marry george
54:00 <amelia> np pal
54:00 <robot> i can put a good word in for u with amelia if u say japanese
54:00 <couleurs> always knew amelia was a cartoon
54:00 <georgeandwell> robot negro m8
54:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldnt minda a negro
54:00 <robot> oh my lucky stars
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah 
54:00 <georgeandwell> african
54:00 <amelia> i would like perhaps Italian
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
55:00 <amelia> Brazilian
55:00 <robot> those fuckin i-ties
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas brazillian
55:00 <amelia> I had americsn bf he was fuckin annoying
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck that
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> americans are pretentious cunts
55:00 <Clarkson> smash the cunt out the ground
55:00 <amelia> yah way too excited over everything
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <amelia> OH WOW EGGS FOR BREAKFAST
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm yo farm 
56:00 <amelia> werd
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH WOW FUCK OFF
56:00 <amelia> haahahahaha
56:00 <robot> be like dude ur on a 12 ima need u down on a 3
56:00 <Skirmish> I like how americans can still use the word fanny 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> bye felicia
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skirmish
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> fannypack
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> who uses a bum bag… unless youre a drug dealer
56:00 <georgeandwell> amelia obama is a personal friend 
56:00 <robot> i like how in america u can order a big mac, fries and shotgun
56:00 <robot> 1 stop shop
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <Skirmish> http://www.loudountimes.com/news/article/ashburn_fanny_pack_burglar_identified_charges_pending
57:00 <amelia> oh gosh georgio
57:00 <amelia> you're blowing my socks off here
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like how the serving sizes feed an entire family
57:00 <robot> he expects to be blown in return
57:00 <amelia> gosh
57:00 <amelia> no he wants to take it slow
58:00 <couleurs> i heard in america a tupee is running 4 president
58:00 <amelia> HaiRPieCe FiSH
58:00 <Serenity> fags
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> the fanny burgler 
58:00 <Skirmish> Saw a picture today of KFC in America advertising to upsize your drink which ended up being about 56 spoons of sugar and if you upsized .... they donated $1 to diabetes research. 
58:00 <georgeandwell> amelia do u like romance
58:00 <faux> lollllllll
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> occupation: fanny burglar
58:00 <Serenity> 56 spoons of sugar..
58:00 <amelia> what is your definition of romance georgio
58:00 <faux> yum
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> cupcakes 
58:00 <Trevor> hi kate wanna have sex in a crack house 2nite?
58:00 <couleurs> i heard in america a terminator was mayor
59:00 <partay> well there is 10 in a 500ml Ice Break™ and I used to drink 3 x day 
59:00 <georgeandwell> restaurant and live music
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, you’d have to lure me with cupcakes
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you can’t do that fuck off
59:00 <doctor> seems like free market initiative to deal with obesity by paying for their customers health insurance
59:00 <amelia> live music @ restaurant
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
59:00 <georgeandwell> walks along the pier
59:00 <Trevor> i can get some from coles i guess
59:00 <Skirmish> http://i.imgur.com/is0s0cj.jpg
59:00 <amelia> like an accordion?
59:00 <robot> no colours it was a running man
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trevor -yeah, that’ll do - make sure they have sprinkles 
59:00 <Trevor> blueberry? double choc?
00:00 <robot> he used 2 b a runnning mate get it
00:00 <amelia> will you take me to Canada georgio
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> the ones with sprinkles on em
00:00 <Trevor> ooh rainbow
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i dont want muffins
00:00 <georgeandwell> whats canada
00:00 <amelia> its over
00:00 <couleurs> he was in running man 2 the 80s movie about the game show where they killed people 4 ratings
00:00 <georgeandwell> i can take u to canadia
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> where is this crack den?
01:00 <georgeandwell> a mystical place
01:00 <President_Trump> that kfc is half a gallon, it's not meant for one person
01:00 <Trevor> if i feed u cupcakes and cum inside u would you get preggers and keep it?
01:00 <doctor> is it ethical to sell cigarettes to people if you promise to pay for their health coverage later?
01:00 <amelia> do you like cats or dogs georgio
01:00 <georgeandwell> both
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor - kids suck!
01:00 <robot> he couldnt eat a whole one tho
01:00 <georgeandwell> but not big dogs
01:00 <georgeandwell> snack size is good
01:00 <amelia> a cat and a dog are both dying, which one do you save
01:00 <robot> what
01:00 <doctor> The cuter one
01:00 <Trevor> kate, yeah but i dont have to raise them u do haha
02:00 <robot> get off irc and go save them
02:00 <robot> bitch
02:00 <georgeandwell> hm
02:00 <Skirmish> What life is the cat up to amelia? 
02:00 <amelia> hahahahahaa
02:00 <georgeandwell> dog
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> im never having a child again
02:00 <amelia> ok this could work
02:00 <georgeandwell> if its not a big dog
02:00 <doctor> so i can take pictures of me saving it and post it on instagram for dem likes
02:00 <amelia> ok this won't work
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> unless you look like a viking 
02:00 <dematerialised> dogs are big and smelly and dumb
02:00 <dematerialised> the dog can die
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> or kid harington
02:00 <Trevor> y not get ur tubes tied?
02:00 <georgeandwell> big dogs r hard to maintain
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> KIT
02:00 <amelia> someone ban dematerialised
02:00 <amelia> he is useless
02:00 <dematerialised> :D
02:00 <Sunbeam> hi everyone :)
02:00 <amelia> and clearly deranged
02:00 <amelia> dumb pirate fuck
02:00 <dematerialised> sorry
02:00 <georgeandwell> no bigger than a cattle dog is ok
02:00 <dematerialised> the dog shouldn't die
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> why should i?
03:00 <amelia> walk da plank
03:00 <dematerialised> but the kitten is getting my attention first
03:00 <dematerialised> if the dog is still alive afterwards
03:00 <dematerialised> i might consider helping
03:00 <amelia> I SAID WALK DA PLANK
03:00 <dematerialised> helping it end it's suffering
03:00 <georgeandwell> i like cats cos cats r like women
03:00 <amelia> annoying?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <georgeandwell> they dont make mess
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts?
03:00 <amelia> ahahhahahaaa
03:00 <President_Trump> wank da plank
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
03:00 <Trevor> amelia, unimportant?
04:00 <President_Trump> where's lovely jen?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my gawd! be gone shit cunts!
04:00 <dematerialised> cats are like girls because pussies
04:00 <amelia> hahahahahaahaha
04:00 <dematerialised> am i right guys
04:00 <georgeandwell> cats r about emotions
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you dem - take a bow
04:00 <Trevor> amelia, jobless?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
04:00 <amelia> AAHHAHAHAA
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off! 
04:00 <Trevor> amelia, have bullshit ideas on politics?
04:00 <Trevor> amelia, only care about food?
04:00 <dematerialised> amelia is against the reunification of croatia and serbia
04:00 <amelia> if cats were like men they would live in crack houses whilst their female counterparts took everything
04:00 <dematerialised> she hates peace
04:00 <Trevor> amelia, like to lick balls?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh im sorry, i don’t have a penis and cannot form an opinion on politics....
05:00 <Trevor> shuttup woman speak when spoken too
05:00 <robot> what can i say, a woman's grasp of politics.
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> SMD
05:00 <amelia> ok but to be fair, food is very important
05:00 <robot> sega mega drive
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
05:00 <Trevor> oh so you can vote
05:00 <georgeandwell> smegma drive
05:00 <amelia> ALEX THE KIDD
05:00 <Trevor> SHOW US YA DICK YA POOFTA
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS
05:00 <amelia> ALEX KID
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> alex is da best
05:00 <dematerialised> alex the kidd in miracle world
05:00 <dematerialised> and shinobi world
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow… the best
06:00 <dematerialised> shinobi world is awesome
06:00 <amelia> oh gosh
06:00 <dematerialised> best music
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <amelia> addicted to that game
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> alex was so cute!
06:00 <Trevor> alexandra kidamu in isis land
07:00 <dematerialised> on the built-in miracle world on my sms i found a glitch at the end that let you go on top of the castle
07:00 <dematerialised> i was the original hacker
07:00 <amelia> did anyone play megaman
08:00 <dematerialised> negative
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
08:00 <amelia> that game was fuckin hard
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah sounds like it *giggles*
08:00 <dematerialised> actually wait is megaman that blue guy
08:00 <amelia> YES
08:00 <georgeandwell> im megaman
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> mega… man… *raises eye brows*
08:00 <dematerialised> if so i think i did play it
08:00 <amelia> and had whistle man
08:00 <amelia> in pink
09:00 <dematerialised> i think i played that on the nes
09:00 <amelia> yup
09:00 <dematerialised> i dont remember it being on the master system
09:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1 r massage my balls
09:00 <amelia> tempting
09:00 <dematerialised> i wish i still had my sms actually, i miss all the old games
09:00 <TheRiddler> 1-6 were on NES
09:00 <Trevor> i mite cry into my fractured toilet
10:00 <Trevor> brb
10:00 <dematerialised> ninja gaiden
10:00 <dematerialised> also awesome game
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> please drown or choke on a turd 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> (trevor)
11:00 <dematerialised> wonder boy was also good
11:00 <Trevor> brb drowning on a turd in my fractured toilet while crying
11:00 <Trevor> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> take your time - but send cupcakes!
11:00 <TheRiddler> gtfo already and do it
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <Trevor> choc mud cupcakes
11:00 <Trevor> made them myself
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
11:00 <faux> http://i.imgur.com/00xwI3L.jpg
11:00 <faux> b1 irl
11:00 <dematerialised> correct
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <dematerialised> oh and of course
12:00 <doctor> bless his open soul - he knows what he likes
12:00 <dematerialised> R-Type
12:00 <dematerialised> the original and the best
12:00 <Trevor> faux, LOOL
12:00 <couleurs> lmao
12:00 <Trevor> *heavy breathing*
12:00 <katatonic_kate01>  holy shit
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you okcupid!
13:00 <dematerialised> you're welcome see you soon baby
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <Skirmish> faux: That was B1 20 years ago. 
13:00 <doctor> the internet is sure a swell place to expose us to some very interesting characters to help spice up our lives
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass doctor
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> irc is enough, aye
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw
14:00 <doctor> yeah true
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nine Inch Nails - We're In This Together Views: 6,998,890 Uploader: NineInchNailsVEVO Uploaded: Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 6m19s Rating: 4.90
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> here you go listen to some awesome music
14:00 <doctor> anyone want to do something nice for me?
14:00 <dematerialised> nice song
14:00 <dematerialised> no doctor but ask anyway
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i <3 NIN
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d have trents babies
14:00 <dematerialised> nin is pretty amazeballs
14:00 <doctor> anything, i just want someone to do something for me
14:00 <doctor> something nice tho
14:00 <faux> k
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES! dem! ^5
14:00 <faux> brb lighting u a candle 
14:00 <dematerialised> i'll take you out to dinner if you promise to touch my willy doctor
14:00 <doctor> make sure to say a prayer
15:00 <faux> dont b vulgar
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <faux> doctor is a lady
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> EAT PRAY LOVE
15:00 <doctor> i might touch your mullet
15:00 <dematerialised> k9 i used to like nin just for the music, then i started reading about the lyrics and stuff
15:00 <dematerialised> liked it even more
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> same!
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> when he was a junkie and all dark
15:00 <dematerialised> yeah
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> amazing!
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> now he is a bit mainstream
16:00 <doctor> im a very proud lady and i do not take kindly to sexually suggestive material
16:00 <GoldSpade> awww
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you seen em live dem
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> AMAZING!
16:00 <dematerialised> nah
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> I can’t remember who I went with… Oh… my sister :|
16:00 <dematerialised> i wish i could
16:00 <dematerialised> that'd be awesome
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> was most awesome!
17:00 <President_Trump> i just killed a mozzie
17:00 <couleurs> i'm awesome
17:00 <President_Trump> ZIKA
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> fave song?
18:00 <dematerialised> one of me faves
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
19:00 <Picard> http://www.traveller.com.au/airline-launches-12minute-flight-from-toronto-to-niagara-the-worlds-shortest-flight-gqtccl?&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nc&eid=socialn%3Afac-14omn0094-optim-nnn%3Anonpaid-25%2F06%2F2014-social_traffic-all-organicpost-nnn-traveller-o&campaign_code=nocode&promote_channel=social_facebook
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL72Tyxe1rc <— angsty! 
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nine Inch Nails - March Of The Pigs (Unclean Live) Views: 3,122,876 Uploader: NineInchNailsVEVO Uploaded: Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 3m17s Rating: 4.89
21:00 <President_Trump> so queue up for 90 mins for a 12 min flight
21:00 <robot> sometimes i like to hang my clothes out in the rain
21:00 <robot> spend washing powder money on go kart turns instead
21:00 <dematerialised> now doesnt it make you feel betterrrrrr
21:00 <dematerialised> *thrash*
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhh before he went all buff
22:00 <faux> It's amazing what eating less pizza can do for your body! https://imgur.com/gallery/QJepL
22:00 <faux> what a bod
23:00 <dematerialised> she didnt look terrible when she was "fat"
23:00 <Doodle> yeah
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly 
23:00 <Doodle> i would have poked her
23:00 <couleurs> bow down 2 da 1 u surf ur going 2 get what u dessert 
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> I would have shared cake with her
24:00 <Doodle> in me younger days
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <Doodle> not now obv
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos youre heaps old now
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolss eyes*
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> *cringe*
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ROLLS
24:00 <Doodle> i'll be 100 soon
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too
24:00 <Doodle> :(
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> On thursday!
25:00 <Doodle> /wrists
25:00 <President_Trump> i am going to hit shops tomorrow and buy some FAKE ALMOND MAGNUMS
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> and choke on them?
25:00 <Doodle> he didnt say cock
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> AWESOME birthday present
25:00 <Clarkson> mels fuckin hot
25:00 <robot> thanks Clarkson
25:00 <couleurs> the fragile was a gr8 album
25:00 <Clarkson> hate shit near my ears
25:00 <dematerialised> yeah
26:00 <dematerialised> there isnt a single track on either side i dont like
26:00 <dematerialised> with teeth is also awesome
26:00 <Doodle> i liked fragile rock more
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know what is a beautiful song dem - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_GbMQftkA
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nine Inch Nails - La Mer Views: 242,762 Uploader: schmagoogal Uploaded: Sep 1, 2009 Duration: 4m39s Rating: 4.92
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> well instrumental 
26:00 <dematerialised> la mer is very nice indeed
26:00 <dematerialised> yeah
26:00 <dematerialised> i did a lot of reading into what the french is at the end
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know what was shit ghosts
26:00 <dematerialised> its lovely
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah… 
27:00 <Doodle> isnt la mer just the sea
27:00 <dematerialised> yes
27:00 <dematerialised> and thats what the song is about
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> fish and chips
27:00 <Doodle> fish un chips
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> say it in a french accent please
27:00 <dematerialised> "and when the day arrives, I'll become the sky, and I'll become the sea, and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home
28:00 <dematerialised> thats what the quote is
28:00 <dematerialised> or roughly anyway
28:00 <Doodle> sacre bleu
28:00 <President_Trump> tomorrow i am buying COTTEE'S ICE MAGIC
28:00 <Doodle> kk
28:00 <amelia> cordon bleu
28:00 <Doodle> i just finished and passed me e-mkting class
28:00 <Maurice> Doodle, I liked the delicate trash heap in fragile rock
28:00 <Doodle> 2 weeks early
28:00 <Doodle> lmao
28:00 <Doodle> i'm glad someone reacted to that
29:00 <Doodle> even tho it took a while
29:00 <Maurice> Lol it took me awhile
29:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhvXST1Rc3g
29:00 <Maurice> Get out
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Taylor Swift vs. Nine Inch Nails - Shake It Off (The Perfect Drug) Views: 2,060,221 Uploader: Isosine Uploaded: Feb 4, 2015 Duration: 3m47s Rating: 4.69
29:00 <Doodle> NO
29:00 <couleurs> me favourite trak :)
29:00 <Doodle> Nine Inch Taylor Swift
29:00 <Doodle> rinse her out and screw her legs back on
29:00 <couleurs> good god who made this kill yourself pls
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oo perfect drug
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH LORD
30:00 <couleurs> told u
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> stab it
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> he got married… 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and made shit music…
31:00 <dematerialised> lol
32:00 <faux> my lower back is.sore
32:00 <faux> how 2 fix
32:00 <dematerialised> back rub
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> drugs
32:00 <dematerialised> with me testes
32:00 <faux> oh
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> heat pack
32:00 <faux> musy you
32:00 <faux> must*
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> musy!
32:00 <faux> i dont have a heat pack
32:00 <faux> can i sit on the stove
32:00 <dematerialised> lay flat on your back on a hard surface like tiles
33:00 <dematerialised> stay there till it stops hurting
33:00 <dematerialised> get a pillow for your head
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm tea towel in the microwave? I did this once and it didnt turn out well
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> (ah thank kate *taps hat)
33:00 <faux> r u tryin to set me.house on fire
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> what bout towel in the dryer
33:00 <robot> speaking of fires
33:00 <robot> who here has a fireplace?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> or hot showe / bath
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope 
33:00 <faux> no dryer
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm
34:00 <faux> alreafy showered an in bed cbf for anotjer one
34:00 <faux> ill just.complain
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> zip lock bags?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> hot water in a zip lock bag
34:00 <dematerialised> i was about to say
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
34:00 <dematerialised> you might want to elaborate
34:00 <dematerialised> just stick some plastic bags on your back
34:00 <dematerialised> problem solved
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
34:00 <faux> zip rock beg
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol windex?
35:00 <faux> -- loofs wife
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
35:00 <dematerialised> ive never seen a pic of his wife
35:00 <dematerialised> i bet shes not even a pretty asian
35:00 <faux> lucky u
35:00 <faux> she isnt lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG i saw this lil asian girl at the shops…. she was asking her mum if she could have some cheap toy… she was about 3...
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> she goes mum it’s 2 dollar… mum 2 dollar 
35:00 <partay> dematerialised u want one 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was giggling
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> giggling too
36:00 <dematerialised> i welcome all and any personal pictures of people i dislike
36:00 <President_Trump> katatonic_kate01 did she get the cheap toy? i am on the edge of my seat
36:00 <partay> hehe
36:00 <partay> nah id would.. but we'll keep people family out of our hate
36:00 <Maurice> Cant you make a heat pad with rice or something
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i think so..
37:00 <dematerialised> hate is a strong word
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> rice in a sock?
37:00 <President_Trump> Maurice how about thursday night?
37:00 <dematerialised> i dont hate anyone
37:00 <robot> what
37:00 <partay> Picard?
37:00 <robot> just last night u were tellin me how much u hate Maurice
37:00 <robot> [yesterday] <dematerialised> i hate that Maurice
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTUcQABGtos <— faux
37:00 <robot> see
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DIY: Neck Warmer! (Rice-Sock) Views: 8,764 Uploader: mollysgotmakeup13 Uploaded: Apr 11, 2012 Duration: 6m43s Rating: 4.18
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> RICE SOCK 
38:00 <dematerialised> dammit robot
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> neck warmer - you need one in your life
38:00 <dematerialised> now she'll never have sex with me
38:00 <dematerialised> good one
38:00 <robot> sry
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> then you use the rice sock to KILL HER
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> (person in the video)
38:00 <Maurice> Once the pain is gone in your back you'll have a ready made snack
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a cake warmer
39:00 <dematerialised> i need a cock warmer
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> fleshlight dude
39:00 <partay> fleshlight
39:00 <dematerialised> i prefer flashlights
39:00 <faux> that seems like effoet kate
39:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc93nuMdvMg
39:00 <couleurs> me
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: He swallowed his dog's toy ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ (turn sound on ðŸ”Š) Views: 25,294 Uploader: Mohamed Moundji Naimi Uploaded: Aug 15, 2016 Duration: 0m21s Rating: 4.82
39:00 <faux> i cbf moving rn
40:00 <Maurice> I saw that today, the kid sounds hilarious
40:00 <faux> lllol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> tomoz
40:00 <faux> ok
40:00 <faux> ty
40:00 <dematerialised> FLY-ING THROUGH THE SKY!
40:00 <Picard> fucktard hour still going
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO @ kid
40:00 <dematerialised> yeah you're still here
41:00 <faux> lmao
41:00 <faux> pls go
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> its shit cunt hour 
42:00 <dematerialised> its almost bed times
42:00 <couleurs> yea Picard u smell like a lard
43:00 <dematerialised> i have never seen lard irl
43:00 <dematerialised> i think it's a myth
43:00 <couleurs> you've seen Picard... you've seen Lard.
43:00 <dematerialised> oic
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/Patrick_Star.png <— i heard he looks like this
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> just quietly 
45:00 <dematerialised> the resemblance is uncanny
45:00 <Maurice> I posted a pic of Patrick last night saying the same
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> nons
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh did you LOL
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> was i here….
46:00 <Maurice> (20:53:45) (Maurice): Every time someone calls Picard pink, I imagine this https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/6c/a7/b7/6ca7b7ae2069741ecd7f24a2a924c9fd.jpg
46:00 <dematerialised> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ohh yeah LOL
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> *source - maurice 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://0.share.photo.xuite.net/we50528/10860ba/5013237/191859909_c.jpg
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> honey, i’m home
48:00 <dematerialised> lol
49:00 <faux> heads too small
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <robot> sigh, i should prolly go to bed
51:00 <robot> i'm tired
51:00 <dematerialised> its indeed that time of night
51:00 <amelia> bed is for hippies
51:00 <robot> gnite folks
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
51:00 <dematerialised> nini robots
52:00 <dematerialised> i love that i earned a quit message
52:00 <dematerialised> makes me feel special
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <amelia> well don't cos he told me he actually hates you
52:00 <amelia> so there
52:00 <dematerialised> no im pretty sure me and robot are best buds
52:00 <dematerialised> infact he dumped you for me
52:00 <dematerialised> so yeah
53:00 <amelia> false
53:00 <amelia> he said he dislikes pirates
53:00 <amelia> therefore he dislikes you
53:00 <dematerialised> the evidence speaks to the contrary
53:00 <dematerialised> i think he hates croats tbh
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooooooooo
53:00 <dematerialised> i think he might even be racist
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you guys take this to a cage 
53:00 <faux> u know teh word amelia is in dematerialised 
53:00 <amelia> no one hates croats
53:00 <faux> iLLuMiNaTi
54:00 <amelia> croats are the one who hate
54:00 <dematerialised> you know what else is in me? nachos
54:00 <amelia> and shit
54:00 <dematerialised> delicious sour cream and garlic sauce coated nachos
54:00 <amelia> yes shit
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> garlic sauce on nachos
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> WTF 
54:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
54:00 <dematerialised> dont knock it till you've tried it
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> you dont do that
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> YOU DONT ruin nachos!
55:00 <amelia> garlic sauce & nachos
55:00 <amelia> off with your head
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> *faints*
55:00 <dematerialised> nope
55:00 <faux> i made a fish stir fry
55:00 <dematerialised> i stand by my decisions
55:00 <faux> was delish
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> dance, dance till your dead
55:00 <amelia> YUCK
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> HEADS WILL ROLL
55:00 <amelia> everyone stop saying gross foods
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have some cottage cheese in me fridge… 
55:00 <amelia> o yar
56:00 <dematerialised> i have some under me foreskin
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> want it
56:00 <faux> i like cottage cheese
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem - please wash.
56:00 <amelia> FUCK SAKE
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <faux> idk ehy a lot of peoppe dont
56:00 <faux> wtf shanr
56:00 <faux> piss off
56:00 <dematerialised> got the trifecta
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah.. lack of flvour
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> flavour
56:00 <faux> such a grub
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have it with vegemite 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> on a muffin
56:00 <faux> never tried that
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah fab
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <Trevor> ok you mentioned okcupid so i thought id check it out
56:00 <Trevor> is this a trick question?
56:00 <faux> sounds weird
57:00 <Trevor> Would you consider being in a relationship with someone who has had homosexual sex?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> okcupid is grand actually… just saying
57:00 <faux> fresh ricotta is me.fave cheese ever
57:00 <faux> on cruskits mmm
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah that would be ok
58:00 <dematerialised> what on earth is a cruskit
58:00 <faux> google it
58:00 <Trevor> its a biscuit for fat bitches
58:00 <Trevor> fat free bs
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, peeps eat food because they like it… 
58:00 <dematerialised> ohhh those things, my nanna used to use them all the time as a replacement for sammies
58:00 <Trevor> basically a water cracker
58:00 <amelia> cruskit is fuckin yum
58:00 <faux> theyre amazing
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> so good with veg + butter
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> im loving saos atm
59:00 <faux> neg
59:00 <faux> hommus
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
59:00 <faux> best
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me… hommus + ham + cruskit
59:00 <Clarkson> even though he's a total sack of shit
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> the roasted garlic one (black swan)
59:00 <faux> NO HAM
00:00 <faux> dont ruin hommus
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok muslim 
00:00 <faux> what
00:00 <dematerialised> ham is absolutely haram
00:00 <dematerialised> gosh
00:00 <dematerialised> even i know that
00:00 <faux> oh 
00:00 <faux> right
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ham is amazing with hommus
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> on turkish bread too
00:00 <faux> vom
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ham from a mint swag deli
00:00 <dematerialised> honey smoked ham
00:00 <dematerialised> mouth orgasm
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> double smoked
01:00 <amelia> triple smoked ham
01:00 <amelia> Oooo
01:00 <dematerialised> QUADRUPLE
01:00 <amelia> too far
01:00 <dematerialised> but yes
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <dematerialised> smoked ham
01:00 <dematerialised> is delightful
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> and olives
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> stuffed olives
01:00 <dematerialised> not a huge fan of olives
01:00 <dematerialised> dunno why
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> chili garlic ones
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yeah
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> pickled onions
02:00 <dematerialised> i think the only olives i have had have been salty for some reason
02:00 <amelia> olives are shit I'll throw them @ your dumb face kate
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> SMD oliver hater
02:00 <Maurice> Olives are shit
02:00 <amelia> oliver hahahahahaa
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh
02:00 <Clarkson> then masturbate to them
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO
02:00 <dematerialised> amelia hates all olivers
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive got fat fingers DONT JUDGE ME
02:00 <amelia> fuckin oliver
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah fuck him
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <dematerialised> hello boy u look cute what's ur name oh it's oliver fuckhead
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> salt y cunt
03:00 <amelia> ahahhaahaha
03:00 <faux> yumm olives
03:00 <faux> the ones stuffed w feta
03:00 <faux> so good
03:00 <dematerialised> feta is good
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yes!
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> danish feta
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> or FUCK OFF
03:00 <faux> agreed
03:00 <dematerialised> pizzas with feta on it should be illegal for being so good
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <faux> do u guys like pickles
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
04:00 <amelia> no
04:00 <dematerialised> never had pickles
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
04:00 <amelia> yux
04:00 <TheRiddler> trying this warp again
04:00 <dematerialised> wait
04:00 <dematerialised> yes i have
04:00 <faux> i love pickles
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah not leb pickles that are pink 
04:00 <dematerialised> burgers
04:00 <faux> cornichons
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> or whatever the fuck they are
04:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck youre gayer if you belive me
04:00 <dematerialised> i have had burger pickles
04:00 <amelia> if its not a burrito or a schnitzel then its shit
04:00 <TheRiddler> I'm eating burger rings atm
04:00 <dematerialised> not like out of a jar pickles
04:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a1lp_ygGB4
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How Stranger Things got its retro title sequence Views: 6,610 Uploader: Vox Uploaded: Aug 16, 2016 Duration: 3m7s Rating: 4.93
04:00 <faux> theyre turnips kate lol
04:00 <couleurs> Real Cool.
04:00 <faux> pickled turnips
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh they’re horrid
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux, you need to go to the leb place in surry hills
04:00 <faux> i like em but cant have more than one
05:00 <Serenity> pink pickles rofl
05:00 <faux> y 4
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> best ever
05:00 <Serenity> its not picards donga kate
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenty
05:00 <faux> picards dick is orange 
05:00 <Clarkson> im facepalming my dick
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
05:00 <Clarkson> its shit is what it is
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> I CANNOT SPELL
05:00 <faux> agreed clarkson
05:00 <Clarkson> kate kiss my ass
05:00 <faux> oh
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH
05:00 <Serenity> i just had a shower with frank
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> well….
05:00 <Serenity> i feel amazen
05:00 <amelia> told
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> is frank your side guy?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> or meth dealer
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> or support network?
06:00 <faux> its.a body scrub
06:00 <Serenity> ye
06:00 <Serenity> haha
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh… 
06:00 <Serenity> yeah body scrub
06:00 <Serenity> sah gud
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> just checking
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> amelia rage quit
06:00 <Serenity> they sent me a free face scrub and moisturiser that feels amazing too
06:00 <faux> i need to piss
06:00 <faux> but im so comfy
07:00 <faux> damn you shit bladder 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> nappies?
07:00 <faux> ew
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> DIY nappies
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> youtube
07:00 <faux> no thx
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <President_Trump> hi Immutable
07:00 <President_Trump> anotherirc3r was last seen on Tuesday at 22:04pm +10:00 GMT 16/08/2016 arriving in #sydney
07:00 <President_Trump> your welcome
07:00 <dematerialised> i need to poop
07:00 <faux> gosh
07:00 <faux> can u pee for me
07:00 <faux> while youre at it
07:00 <dematerialised> ok
07:00 <dematerialised> im going there anyway i suppose
07:00 <faux> tysm
07:00 <faux> fuk ok brb
07:00 <dematerialised> me and faux are going to the toilet together
07:00 <dematerialised> we are officially married
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think….i saw somewhere… that maybe some chinese process line workers wear adult nappies to work… cos they can’t take breaks?
09:00 <Serenity> wow
11:00 <faux> phew
11:00 <faux> peed
11:00 <faux> SWeeT ReLieF
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> swwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeetttttttt disposssssssspossssition
12:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> fink they were singing about peeing
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> a moment alone...
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> they totes were!
28:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/Gm6XCTk.jpg
32:00 <faux> bed time
32:00 <faux> ninis :*
32:00 <Serenity> o/
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
41:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14051659_10154383773070350_4952228946429678193_n.jpg?oh=2da32d880aba687d08f033a65cf4c65a&oe=5813D1EF
42:00 <couleurs> #tyrannosaurus_ReKT 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01>  lmfao!
50:00 <Serenity>   http://imgur.com/oEKWFcu im fairly certain  that chick on the right is perfection 
50:00 <dematerialised> i would blow raspberries on both of their tummies
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like the blue hair
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and I wouldnt mind getting a tattoo on me thigh
53:00 <couleurs> it's like 2 steam clean that couch if u no wot i mean
53:00 <Serenity> haha
53:00 <Serenity> i really want a new tattoo
53:00 <Serenity> maybe on my upper back
54:00 <Maurice> I was looking at my upper back one last night and wondering why the colour has faded, yet my red tattoo hasn't
54:00 <Maurice> What is this sorcery
55:00 <dematerialised> isnt it meant to be the other way around
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna get a raven on me thigh…
55:00 <Serenity> red usually fades quite quickly
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> or a mandala on me forearm 
56:00 <Maurice> Thats why I'm surprised Serenity
56:00 <Serenity> i want my cats paw prints
56:00 <Maurice> The blue, green, yellow and red on my back has faded, but my red wrist one hasn't
57:00 <Trevor> ffs this must be peak hour for knocks on my door looking for the previous occupant
57:00 <Trevor> this place is so bad its good
58:00 <Trevor> Ctrl+S
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do you have maurice?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> (tattoo that is)
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