// #melbourne — 2016-08-23
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00:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
00:08:00 <President_Trump> hey babe
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my dick trump
00:09:00 <Clarkson> u fkn bloass cunt
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> what clarky said
00:09:00 <Clarkson> no one likes that shit
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> how on point is clarky <3
00:09:00 <Clarkson> no you fucking idiot a url
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> :(
00:10:00 <President_Trump> lol
00:10:00 <President_Trump> ignore kate
00:10:00 <President_Trump> shes on ice
00:10:00 <couleurs> :p
00:10:00 <President_Trump> so aggitated
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> If there were awards for being a tard, trump would get one
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
00:13:00 <President_Trump> who else would get the awards for being a tard?
00:15:00 <[-----Romeo-----]> im still tryna get high off coffee
00:15:00 <[-----Romeo-----]> busted up my liver pretty bad
00:15:00 <[-----Romeo-----]> i ate a really nice steak for dinner
00:16:00 <couleurs> how many coffees u had 2 day
00:16:00 <[-----Romeo-----]> about 7
00:17:00 <couleurs> SiK
00:17:00 <[-----Romeo-----]> =)
00:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual hell
00:19:00 <couleurs> i had 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had 1
00:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretentious coffee
00:20:00 <couleurs> SiK
00:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 shot / caramel latte / skim milk
00:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Next time i’ll ask for a 1/2 skim 1/2 soy and 1/8 of a shot
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> or maybe decaf
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> winning
00:22:00 <couleurs> ok
00:24:00 <[-----Romeo-----]> so what's everyone been up to?
00:24:00 <Maurice> I had 0 coffees
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> how do you survive?
00:25:00 <Maurice> Usually by breathing
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> usually….
00:25:00 <Maurice> The last coffee I had was in april when I went to vic
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> tea drinker?
00:26:00 <Maurice> Nope
00:26:00 <Maurice> Haven't had a tea in years
00:26:00 <Maurice> Just not a hot drink drinker
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> mulled wine?
00:26:00 <Maurice> Mull and wine maybe
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had some warm apple cider on the w/end… was weird…
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:37:00 <President_Trump> ICE
00:47:00 <Doodle> [00:20] <katatonic_kate01> 1 shot / caramel latte / skim milk
00:47:00 <Doodle> [00:20] <katatonic_kate01> Next time i’ll ask for a 1/2 skim 1/2 soy and 1/8 of a shot
00:47:00 <Doodle> you're such a fucking poof
00:49:00 <[a\Romeo]-----> so Doodle are you not a poof?
00:49:00 <Doodle> no
00:50:00 <[a\Romeo]-----> ok
00:50:00 <[a\Romeo]-----> just checking
00:50:00 <[a\Romeo]-----> slow night
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> minces around
00:55:00 <Doodle> gay as a gypo's wagon wheel
00:56:00 <Doodle> mm wagon wheels
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm
00:56:00 <Floss> Wagon wheelssss
00:56:00 <Floss> To woolies!
00:57:00 <Doodle> fk that
00:57:00 <Doodle> its far too bright and i'm far too smashed
00:57:00 <Floss> Fk off then cnt
00:57:00 <Doodle> loool
00:57:00 <Doodle> shars ya tits Floss
00:57:00 <Floss> Same
00:57:00 <Doodle> go on
00:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> feel free ro make me cake diidle
00:57:00 <Doodle> pop em out
00:57:00 <Doodle> diidle dee
00:58:00 <Floss> Dido
00:58:00 <Floss> Doodle
00:58:00 <Floss> Doldi
00:58:00 <Floss> Doldi.
00:58:00 <Doodle> uh oh
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
00:59:00 <Floss> I feel so full of air
00:59:00 <Doodle> D:
00:59:00 <Floss> Like I have extra lungs
00:59:00 <Doodle> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
00:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:59:00 <Doodle> pix
00:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> right....
01:00:00 <Floss> Do t act link that do ed nt make sense
01:00:00 <Doodle> o katatonic_kate01 i did an exam tonite
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh?
01:00:00 <Doodle> 4 merit
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> how u go
01:00:00 <Doodle> 83%
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasssss
01:00:00 <Floss> Did u win the big game dildo
01:00:00 <Doodle> better than i expected
01:01:00 <Floss> I mean doodle
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats awesome!!
01:01:00 <Doodle> i might win some more movie tickets but i just gave the last pair to sezz
01:01:00 <Doodle> cos i dont have a village cinema within 150kms of me
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
01:01:00 <Floss> Wtf is village cinema
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ask for cake
01:01:00 <Doodle> plus merit on me diploma
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah sweet
01:02:00 <Doodle> u dont know what village cinema is?
01:02:00 <Maurice> Wait
01:02:00 <Floss> Fkn gypsy cinema
01:02:00 <Maurice> I want movie tickets
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock campaign in full swing soon aye
01:02:00 <Doodle> ok Maurice if i get another pair u can have em
01:02:00 <Maurice> Hang on, I'm just checking if I have a village near me
01:02:00 <Maurice> I might have to take dick pics instead
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasss
01:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i knew maurice was da best
01:03:00 <Doodle> :o
01:03:00 <Floss> Wert
01:03:00 <Maurice> I just flicked the channel to a naked Daniel Craig tied to a chair
01:03:00 <Maurice> Thats my kind of monday night
01:03:00 <Floss> Why are the magpies talking
01:03:00 <Floss> Shut up dumbcunt
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice
01:04:00 <Doodle> they dont have anything good to say
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> next!
01:27:00 <[a\Romeo]-----> ...
01:28:00 <[^a\Romeo]-----^> ...
01:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdo
01:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
01:36:00 <[^a\Romeo]-----^> that's :-| sir
01:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> um yeah
13:30:00 <gs69azza> it's kinda cold
13:51:00 <faux> ye
13:53:00 <faux> 12 rn
15:47:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
16:32:00 <TheRon> 420?
16:46:00 <Doodle> close enough
17:11:00 <TheRon> for tea tonight, a chicken kiev with cauli and spud cooked in a cheese sauce
17:11:00 <Doodle> nice
17:12:00 <TheRon> lazy cooking cuase it all goes in the oven
17:17:00 <TheRon> i played bowls yesterday fuck it was cold
17:19:00 <TheRon> cut loose foottloose
17:23:00 <Trevor> yeeaaahhh show us ya dick ya poofta
17:23:00 <TheRon> you're the one asking for it
17:27:00 <ShadowLurker> right
17:27:00 <TheRon> ShadowLurker: breasts now!
17:28:00 <ShadowLurker> roger
17:28:00 <TheRon> ron
17:29:00 <ShadowLurker> https://66.media.tumblr.com/3881b1dbbecfc58a3deec446c53fa3ac/tumblr_oc6siqO5A81tkupdjo1_400.jpg
17:29:00 <TheRon> nice
17:29:00 <TheRon> thats one way to read texts
17:30:00 <TheRon> the glasses really appeal
17:30:00 <ShadowLurker> serenity lol
17:30:00 <ShadowLurker> https://66.media.tumblr.com/f8d0701f8a4f4db6c7e13bd7b524722d/tumblr_nvcznrouGV1uzk93to1_400.gif
17:31:00 <TheRon> could be
17:31:00 <ShadowLurker> she'll recongnise the room
17:32:00 <ShadowLurker> if i could spell better tho
17:32:00 <TheRon> if a little person was there too it could be faux
17:32:00 <Serenity> jesus rofl
17:34:00 <Trevor> where
17:34:00 <TheRon> that's what she said
17:35:00 <dematerialised> my suitcase is thirsty
17:35:00 <TheRon> pretzels?
17:35:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N77NyW7Wnc
17:35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: vap0r - whats happening Views: 19 Uploader: vap0r pp4l Uploaded: Aug 9, 2016 Duration: 4m46s Rating: N/A
17:36:00 <e|f> who's the first chick? :P
17:40:00 <TheRon> i havent been there for the longest time
17:43:00 <TheRon> louie louie
17:46:00 <TheRon> no milk today
17:52:00 <TheRon> barbra ann
17:55:00 <ShadowLurker> https://66.media.tumblr.com/4bdae221894838e091196150d05cd55e/tumblr_ob0sq3yhwc1uq71qmo1_400.jpg
17:55:00 <ShadowLurker> youre welcome
17:56:00 <amelia> FUCK SAKE
17:56:00 <TheRon> it's nearly tea time
17:56:00 <amelia> that is not the welcome i anticipated
17:56:00 <ShadowLurker> :7
17:56:00 <ShadowLurker> but y u heffta be mad
17:57:00 <amelia> cos ders a sheboy showin me da glittery plug up her butt ok
17:57:00 <WhiteDevil> haaha
17:59:00 <ShadowLurker> are you scared of the D
18:01:00 <amelia> on a man, no
18:02:00 <TheRon> just men with breasts/?
18:02:00 <amelia> yes
18:03:00 <TheRon> i'd scare you shitless
18:03:00 <Doodle> lol
18:04:00 <dematerialised> my goodness where has the time gone
18:05:00 <amelia> show me TheRon
18:05:00 <TheRon> look up yokozuna
18:06:00 <dematerialised> near claw
18:06:00 <dematerialised> bear even
18:07:00 <TheRon> when the going gets tough
18:07:00 <dematerialised> when the river runs dry
18:08:00 <TheRon> tompson twins - hold me now
18:09:00 <GoldSpade> good evening melbouners
18:09:00 <GoldSpade> or afternoon
18:09:00 <GoldSpade> whatever
18:09:00 <GoldSpade> heh
18:12:00 <TheRon> hold me now
18:12:00 <GoldSpade> thompson twins!
18:12:00 <TheRon> woo hoo!!
18:12:00 <GoldSpade> too easy
18:13:00 <TheRon> great song
18:13:00 <GoldSpade> yes they have very high voices
18:13:00 <GoldSpade> funny
18:14:00 <GoldSpade> or one of them does
18:14:00 <TheRon> yes one of them
18:15:00 <GoldSpade> wonder if Floss got that one
18:15:00 <TheRon> ask her
18:16:00 <dematerialised> is Floss your latest irc sex dungeon conquest GoldSpade?
18:16:00 <GoldSpade> ayyyy floss did you know the artist that sung hold me now?
18:17:00 <GoldSpade> she wouldnt have a fuckin clue
18:17:00 <GoldSpade> heh
18:18:00 <TheRon> we don't need another hero
18:18:00 <GoldSpade> tina turner!
18:19:00 <faux> fuck off!
18:19:00 <faux> yay
18:19:00 <GoldSpade> heheh
18:21:00 <TheRon> the melbourne storm favourites yet?
18:21:00 <GoldSpade> donno
18:21:00 <TheRon> top of the ladder, yet another win
18:22:00 <GoldSpade> looks like hawthorn might win this year
18:22:00 <GoldSpade> oh come to join in have you Floss
18:22:00 <Floss> No
18:23:00 <GoldSpade> did you know the answer
18:23:00 <TheRon> damn
18:23:00 <GoldSpade> oh well
18:24:00 <GoldSpade> loooks like hawthorn might win this year
18:24:00 <GoldSpade> ooops
18:24:00 <GoldSpade> already typed that
18:24:00 <GoldSpade> duh
18:25:00 <TheRon> wouldnt it be good in your shoes even if it was for just one day
18:25:00 <GoldSpade> nick kershaw?
18:25:00 <dematerialised> wouldnt it be nice if the world was chocolate
18:25:00 <Doodle> not really
18:25:00 <GoldSpade> who is it then
18:26:00 <dematerialised> i think you're wrong
18:26:00 <Doodle> and you are entitled to your opinion
18:26:00 <Doodle> even if it is wrong
18:26:00 <TheRon> chocolate, half price
18:26:00 <dematerialised> i believe it is yours that is wrong
18:26:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Lenny Kravitz - Believe.mp3 (4.5MB 128kbps Stereo 4:54)
18:26:00 <GoldSpade> whats the answer then Doodle
18:26:00 <Doodle> u git 2 believe
18:26:00 <Doodle> got
18:27:00 <Doodle> wtf are u on about fuckface
18:27:00 <GoldSpade> oh forget it
18:27:00 <TheRon> hey hey language there are chicks present
18:27:00 <GoldSpade> be an asshole about it
18:27:00 <Doodle> lol
18:27:00 <GoldSpade> he doesnt care TheRon
18:27:00 <Doodle> i have no idea what u r on about
18:27:00 <dematerialised> GoldSpade are there any females in this channel you haven't been rejected by yet?
18:27:00 <GoldSpade> because you are so dumb
18:28:00 <Doodle> oh right
18:28:00 <Doodle> well dumb old me is gonna go cook dumb dinner
18:28:00 <faux> i hate tjis cunf
18:28:00 <faux> cunt
18:28:00 <faux> hes so fucking retarded
18:28:00 <Clarkson> i was on the phone the whole time you idiot i sent chucky there u dumb cunt
18:28:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
18:28:00 <faux> why are most old people idiots
18:29:00 <GoldSpade> I dont know..why?
18:29:00 <faux> shoosh clarkson
18:29:00 <Clarkson> so dont talk ur crap ok
18:29:00 <GoldSpade> heh
18:29:00 <faux> ok
18:30:00 <faux> dinner time for me ill ban u when i get back
18:30:00 <faux> adios
18:31:00 <TheRiddler> dont forget your pdp
18:36:00 <dematerialised> if she comes back and says she's full we'll know why
18:38:00 <faux> lol asg
18:38:00 <faux> ash*
18:38:00 <faux> just completed PDP
18:38:00 <faux> knows me too well
18:41:00 <dematerialised> when colours gets here can you please send him to my office
18:41:00 <dematerialised> ty
18:45:00 <Serenity> no
18:47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:52:00 <Picard> ello
18:53:00 <GoldSpade> allo Picard
18:53:00 <Picard> GoldSpade how are you?
18:53:00 <GoldSpade> doing super well today pic
18:53:00 <Picard> big day at work?
18:54:00 <GoldSpade> nah just feel happy today. And not even "they" can upset me!
18:54:00 <CaptainFeathersword> GoldSpade has had a big day on irc waiting for the gowch
18:54:00 <GoldSpade> hehe wtf
18:54:00 <GoldSpade> who is this guy
18:54:00 <dematerialised> resident poor cunt jerome aka pliv
18:54:00 <CaptainFeathersword> LOL poor cunt
18:54:00 <CaptainFeathersword> <+dematerialised> resident poor cunt jerome aka pliv < LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
18:54:00 <GoldSpade> seems to have a different name every time
18:54:00 <CaptainFeathersword> and off he goes
18:55:00 <CaptainFeathersword> waiting to speak
18:55:00 <CaptainFeathersword> lurking away
18:55:00 <TheRiddler> poor jerome
18:55:00 <dematerialised> you have been exposed mr geale
18:55:00 <CaptainFeathersword> dematerialised i have more money than u ever will, nobody believes your bullshit story about being rich on here, not amelia not serenity even LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
18:55:00 <CaptainFeathersword> exposed?
18:55:00 <CaptainFeathersword> by who?
18:55:00 <CaptainFeathersword> you?
18:56:00 <GoldSpade> hey I got more money..dont bullshit!
18:56:00 <CaptainFeathersword> a fat neckbearded faggot
18:56:00 <GoldSpade> you are not getting a cent!
18:56:00 <CaptainFeathersword> who sits on irc trying to get the pussy of afew obese nut jobs
18:56:00 <dematerialised> are you ok jerome?
18:56:00 <dematerialised> you seem a bit upset
18:57:00 <CaptainFeathersword> im doing great
18:57:00 <CaptainFeathersword> not upset at all
18:57:00 <CaptainFeathersword> just laying the truth about you
18:57:00 <GoldSpade> heh
18:58:00 <GoldSpade> hi Lumeah
18:58:00 <CaptainFeathersword> GoldSpade Lumeah is your gf?
18:58:00 <GoldSpade> heh why would you think that
18:58:00 <CaptainFeathersword> she said she likes you
18:59:00 <GoldSpade> she doesnt even live where I live you idiot!
18:59:00 <CaptainFeathersword> thats ok
18:59:00 <CaptainFeathersword> we are national here on austnet
18:59:00 <GoldSpade> yeah?
18:59:00 <CaptainFeathersword> yeh man
18:59:00 <GoldSpade> didnt know thast
19:00:00 <Lumeah> Lol
19:00:00 <CaptainFeathersword> yeh just hit up afew users on here you will quickly learn
19:00:00 <Lumeah> W
19:00:00 <Lumeah> T
19:00:00 <Lumeah> F
19:00:00 <CaptainFeathersword> Lumeah whats for dinner?
19:00:00 <Lumeah> Rest
19:00:00 <Lumeah> Then I'll think
19:00:00 <Lumeah> U can cook if u want
19:00:00 <GoldSpade> heh oh what a laugh
19:01:00 <dematerialised> pliv just wants friends
19:01:00 <dematerialised> that's what it's all about
19:02:00 <GoldSpade> wow some ban
19:02:00 <dematerialised> i like this pirate better
19:02:00 <Serenity> its not the same person you spastic
19:02:00 <GoldSpade> how would you know
19:02:00 <Doodle> haha
19:02:00 <dematerialised> yeah good one Doodle
19:02:00 <Doodle> cos its darcy
19:03:00 <dematerialised> lmao @ GoldSpade
19:03:00 <GoldSpade> darcy?
19:03:00 <GoldSpade> who is that
19:03:00 <Serenity> because its not the same fucking person
19:03:00 <Doodle> he is the guy who services the footy team in the locker room
19:03:00 <Doodle> after a game
19:03:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
19:03:00 <GoldSpade> ok
19:04:00 <GoldSpade> Serenity do you live near vic park
19:04:00 <Serenity> no
19:04:00 <GoldSpade> north or south
19:04:00 <Serenity> none of your fucking business
19:05:00 <dematerialised> GoldSpade is looking to hook up
19:05:00 <GoldSpade> I think we should do coffee sometime
19:05:00 <GoldSpade> at one of the domes
19:05:00 <Serenity> I think you should fuck off
19:05:00 <Serenity> Id rather catch aids to be honest
19:05:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
19:05:00 <GoldSpade> then you wouldnt be able to use irc
19:06:00 <Serenity> good
19:06:00 <GoldSpade> because you will be dead from äids"
19:06:00 <GoldSpade> you wouldnt be able to chat your friends
19:06:00 <GoldSpade> Serenity
19:06:00 <Serenity> if it meant i didnt have to see you its worth it
19:07:00 <GoldSpade> what if I wore a mask
19:07:00 <GoldSpade> like you buy at the show
19:07:00 <dematerialised> like the phantom
19:08:00 <Serenity> you can go to what ever dome you want mate
19:08:00 <Serenity> i wont be there
19:08:00 <GoldSpade> I'll shout
19:08:00 <GoldSpade> first round anyway
19:08:00 <Serenity> anyway
19:08:00 <Serenity> how was your weekend dematerialised
19:09:00 <dematerialised> pretty good
19:09:00 <dematerialised> spent it chillaxin, working on the car and driving
19:09:00 <GoldSpade> heh
19:09:00 <dematerialised> spending my thousands upon thousands of real dollars on cocaine and other barbituates
19:09:00 <dematerialised> how about you
19:09:00 <GoldSpade> how do you like your coffee Serenity
19:10:00 <Serenity> yeah spent it freezing my arse off in the country rofl
19:10:00 <dematerialised> i did pick that up
19:10:00 <Serenity> changing my cars shoes
19:10:00 <dematerialised> were you out east again?
19:10:00 <Serenity> drinking too much
19:10:00 <Serenity> yeah
19:10:00 <dematerialised> yeah it would have been fucking cold
19:10:00 <Serenity> it was rather fresh
19:11:00 <GoldSpade> hm
19:11:00 <Serenity> nice n warm at the pub tho
19:11:00 <GoldSpade> who is Serenity chatting to
19:11:00 <dematerialised> i bet
19:12:00 <dematerialised> teehee
19:12:00 <Serenity> no faux its oofft
19:12:00 <faux> crikey hes annoying
19:13:00 <Serenity> hes fucking creepy is what he is
19:13:00 <georgeandwell> hi
19:13:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
19:13:00 <dematerialised> my irc girlfriends all pm me his creepy chats he has with them
19:13:00 <dematerialised> i legitimately think he's looking for an irc woman to rape
19:13:00 <TheRiddler> now ban georgeandwell
19:14:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
19:14:00 <georgeandwell> im hetro
19:14:00 <Lumeah> Zline them both
19:14:00 <georgeandwell> ur g
19:14:00 <Lumeah> Your a arsr
19:14:00 <dematerialised> nah george is ok
19:14:00 <TheRiddler> what's g
19:14:00 <dematerialised> you just need to see through his yellow sun visors
19:14:00 <dematerialised> and see the realm him
19:14:00 <Serenity> he was carrying on one night about how i know him irl but he wouldnt tell me who he is
19:14:00 <dematerialised> real*
19:14:00 <georgeandwell> i just dont want this chan to be like sydney chan
19:14:00 <Serenity> pre sure he was talking shit but still.. creepy
19:14:00 <georgeandwell> where its all #gaychat in #sydney
19:15:00 <georgeandwell> yeah m8
19:15:00 <georgeandwell> im face value
19:15:00 <TheRiddler> wait is it that justin guy who always creepy to girls
19:15:00 <Serenity> no idea
19:15:00 <TheRiddler> justinz
19:15:00 <Serenity> fuck i forgot about him
19:15:00 <georgeandwell> im face
19:15:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
19:15:00 <TheRiddler> every girl he'd try to chat up
19:16:00 <Serenity> this new metallica song is fucking mint
19:16:00 <Clarkson> same with Deadwood, which actually annoyed the fuck out of me for the most part for the historical inaccuracies
19:16:00 <georgeandwell> i got nothin againt me wite brothers
19:16:00 <georgeandwell> as long not gay
19:16:00 <dematerialised> i heard that there was new metalica
19:16:00 <dematerialised> im too scared to listen to it
19:16:00 <Serenity> its very old school
19:16:00 <dematerialised> deathmagnetic was fuckign crap
19:16:00 <Serenity> kill em all falvour
19:16:00 <Serenity> flavour
19:16:00 <TheRiddler> the album is out?
19:16:00 <Serenity> no
19:16:00 <TheRiddler> oh
19:16:00 <Serenity> the released a song
19:16:00 <TheRiddler> just a new single
19:16:00 <Serenity> albums out nov 18
19:16:00 <TheRiddler> ok
19:16:00 <Serenity> its fucking awesome
19:16:00 <Clarkson> that piece of cheese on his cock in the wank vid made me sick
19:17:00 <TheRiddler> lol wtf clarky
19:17:00 <Clarkson> no women wants to have sex with me forget about having anything further unless ok i wont go there
19:17:00 <Serenity> if you listen to it and then listen to metal militia
19:17:00 <Serenity> its very that vibe
19:17:00 <dematerialised> fair enough
19:17:00 <dematerialised> i shall listen later
19:17:00 <TheRiddler> was he trying entice a mouse
19:17:00 <Serenity> ive listened about 27 times today lol
19:18:00 <faux> goldspoof said hes like 47 or something
19:19:00 <faux> hes gross and weird and "hehe's" too much
19:19:00 <dematerialised> im telling you, number #1 rapist suspect
19:20:00 <Lumeah> If gold is oko1211 \Jamesjones then yes
19:21:00 <TheRiddler> ban evading
19:21:00 <dematerialised> lol
19:21:00 <Lumeah> Lol
19:22:00 <CaptainJackHarkness> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14034761_1191811544174508_8488913873480862209_n.jpg?oh=2cac30a7cfdc7b2e214f36074f08cd50&oe=5814AEF7
19:22:00 <dematerialised> lmao
19:23:00 <CaptainJackHarkness> lol, listen to Serenity, being a metallica know it all. hur hur hur
19:23:00 <dematerialised> haha
19:23:00 <dematerialised> dk invented metallica
19:24:00 <faux> ew
19:24:00 <Serenity> excuse you hobbit face
19:24:00 <Serenity> dont push your fucking luck
19:25:00 <faux> sez have u watched slasher
19:25:00 <faux> on nutflix
19:25:00 <Serenity> neg
19:25:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14068222_1085814674843854_8969525859636527027_n.png?oh=e8ae94fc56f7b96c79d285bf7dd14e20&oe=5843691A
19:25:00 <faux> i just watched the first 5 mins and im bored
19:25:00 <TheRiddler> cabury spreads
19:25:00 <faux> gonna keep going see if it gets better
19:26:00 <faux> yum ash are they legit
19:26:00 <CaptainJackHarkness> I was listening to metallica when you were still a twinkle in your dads eyes
19:26:00 <Serenity> you're like 5 years older than me calm the fuck down
19:26:00 <faux> old fuk
19:26:00 <faux> oh
19:27:00 <faux> oh goodie my sweet potato is ready
19:27:00 <CaptainJackHarkness> lol
19:27:00 <Lumeah> I think he's practicing to be a rapist
19:27:00 <Doodle> ow nutflix
19:27:00 <Doodle> sounds painful
19:27:00 <faux> no pain no gain
19:27:00 <CaptainJackHarkness> Hardwired sounds like Load mated with Ride The Lightning.
19:27:00 <Doodle> umm
19:27:00 <Serenity> no it fucking doesnt
19:27:00 <CaptainJackHarkness> yes it does.
19:27:00 <CaptainJackHarkness> don't fucking start
19:28:00 <Serenity> you're the one that bought it up
19:28:00 <Doodle> shut up sarah everyone knows u finger urself
19:28:00 <Serenity> its fair more acceptable for me to finger myself than darcy
19:28:00 <faux> pix
19:28:00 <Serenity> far
19:28:00 <Doodle> eheheee
19:29:00 <faux> pix
19:29:00 <Doodle> sllp
19:29:00 <Serenity> this chilli con carne is so good hnng
19:29:00 <Doodle> pix
19:30:00 <TheRiddler> yes they are
19:30:00 <Doodle> actually no
19:30:00 <Doodle> chilli isnt very photogenic
19:30:00 <Serenity> lol
19:30:00 <Serenity> its really not
19:30:00 <Doodle> lol ye
19:31:00 <faux> gtfo pix
19:31:00 <faux> my pix first
19:32:00 <Serenity> of darcy fingering himself?
19:32:00 <TheRiddler> comes out looking same way it goes in
19:32:00 <Doodle> pix of faux's pix
19:32:00 <faux> no of ur finger in ur bottom
19:32:00 <Lumeah> Aww i kicked gold from nerd hacks n he got the shits.. Aww poor bub.
19:32:00 <Doodle> whoah
19:32:00 <faux> Aww
19:32:00 <Doodle> make it 2
19:32:00 <dematerialised> you broke his heart lumies
19:32:00 <Serenity> who said anything about bottom! christ
19:32:00 <Serenity> lol Lumeah good job
19:32:00 <faux> mpe
19:32:00 <faux> me
19:32:00 <Lumeah> Ta
19:32:00 <Doodle> right then its settled
19:33:00 <faux> so you can go shave your back now
19:33:00 <faux> bye jason
19:33:00 <Doodle> faux
19:33:00 <faux> hi
19:33:00 <Doodle> i have 2 do an exam tonight
19:33:00 <Doodle> can u do it for me
19:33:00 <faux> great
19:33:00 <faux> tell me all aboutnit
19:33:00 <faux> ewno
19:34:00 <Doodle> i have 2 but tonight its interpreting market trends & developments
19:34:00 <Doodle> tomoz is marketing implementation
19:34:00 <faux> .
19:35:00 <Doodle> u told me to tell u
19:35:00 <faux> i didnt actually wanna hear about them pls
19:35:00 <Doodle> :/
19:35:00 <faux> lollllll
19:35:00 <dematerialised> oh wow
19:35:00 <faux> tell me when i finish eating
19:35:00 <faux> ill be less bitchy
19:35:00 <Serenity> roflll
19:35:00 <faux> ily
19:35:00 <Doodle> no u wont
19:35:00 <faux> excuse me
19:35:00 <Serenity> reoww
19:36:00 <faux> fuck i hate my mugs
19:36:00 <faux> theyre too small
19:36:00 <faux> i inhaled me tea in one gulp
19:37:00 <Serenity> ive got these coffee mugs that are so big theyre like bowls
19:37:00 <faux> neeeed
19:37:00 <faux> where from
19:37:00 <faux> i just want 4
19:37:00 <faux> visitors can use the tiny onwa
19:37:00 <faux> ones
19:37:00 <faux> lol
19:38:00 <faux> show me pix next time u use one
19:38:00 <Serenity> i got em from kmart for like $2 each
19:38:00 <faux> yesss
19:38:00 <faux> love kmart
19:41:00 <Picard> mugs plenty big enough, you just have a big mouth faux
19:42:00 <faux> can you stop pretending you know what i look like
19:42:00 <faux> tysm
19:42:00 <Picard> lol
19:42:00 <Picard> ok chubby
19:43:00 <faux> ok
19:44:00 <faux> hi colores
19:45:00 <couleurs> hi facsmiles
19:47:00 <couleurs> That's Why I Pick Woolies.
19:48:00 <CaptainJackHarkness> 's hand
19:50:00 <Serenity> this better be something tasty
19:50:00 <dematerialised> you didnt blindfold her first
19:51:00 <TheRiddler> it's his milkshakes
19:53:00 <Serenity> god my fucking arm hurts
19:53:00 <Clarkson> you made that shit up
19:53:00 <Serenity> i did not Clarkson it hurts you cunt
19:53:00 <Clarkson> poker isnt gambling, unless ur shit
19:56:00 <British^Meat> Clarkson is such a sassy bitch
19:56:00 <Clarkson> how the fuck do ya's better yaselves?
19:56:00 <CaptainJackHarkness> by oiling up Serenity's tits.
19:56:00 <Serenity> you need to calm down lady
19:58:00 <dematerialised> mmm lightly oiled and fried tits
19:58:00 <Clarkson> theres plenty of streams you just cant google for shit
19:59:00 <Serenity> mine kinda look like fried eggs
20:03:00 <dematerialised> mmm eggs
20:03:00 <dematerialised> i should go get some bacon and eggs and then put them both on toast...
20:05:00 <robot> hello
20:05:00 <dematerialised> hello is this the tax office?
20:05:00 <dematerialised> i got a letter in the mail and i would like to pay off my debt
20:05:00 <dematerialised> i swear i didnt have one but anyway i dont want to go to jail
20:05:00 <dematerialised> what do i need to do?
20:07:00 <couleurs> yes hi sir this is ken from the tax office please supplying me your credit card details please sir ok
20:08:00 <couleurs> HARRY UP SIR
20:08:00 <dematerialised> fow nai nai sex
20:15:00 <CaptainJackHarkness> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/14021653_1081711335270355_7192769936851871350_n.jpg?oh=85417abd0f963bcf452821f6e98d1ac1&oe=5843ECAC
20:18:00 <Doodle> eehehheehee
20:22:00 <amelia> jeeeeezus
20:22:00 <couleurs> i get it
20:23:00 <amelia> elav
20:23:00 <amelia> oop
20:23:00 <amelia> .
20:24:00 <couleurs> ok
20:24:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmmm
20:24:00 <amelia> ITS THE WRONG TIMEEEEEE
20:24:00 <amelia> SHE'S PULLING ME THRUUUUU
20:25:00 <amelia> its the small crime and i got no excuseeeee
20:29:00 <TheRiddler> hai apuppia
20:29:00 <amelia> ruff ruff
20:30:00 <amelia> how you flasheh
20:30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:30:00 <TheRiddler> pretty good
20:30:00 <TheRiddler> yourself
20:30:00 <TheRiddler> ?
20:30:00 <amelia> i good fanks too
20:30:00 <TheRiddler> cools
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> want some sticky date ice cream
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:35:00 <amelia> is the pop catholic
20:35:00 <amelia> POPE
20:35:00 <amelia> POP!
20:35:00 <amelia> OK my answer was yes
20:38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:38:00 <TheRiddler> the pop
20:40:00 <robot> harry up ok
20:40:00 <robot> plz
20:40:00 <amelia> neffa
20:42:00 <amelia> who the fuck is Constance Hall
20:42:00 <Clarkson> Who fills a cunt with cold water?
20:43:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ohai
20:43:00 <Blitzkrieg> Asl
20:43:00 <amelia> who r u
20:44:00 <dematerialised> a faggot
20:44:00 <Clarkson> Not sure if I should be aroused or not to be honest. One minute Kate is confessing her love of the penis and her subservience to it and next minute beehhh is selling money shots of bottled seamen from asian pharmacies.
20:44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
20:44:00 <amelia> is dis information accurates?
20:44:00 <Serenity> shes some filthy toe rag who went on big brother amelia now shes a mummy blogger and shes a dirty fucking moll
20:44:00 <amelia> oh
20:44:00 <amelia> thats quite the description
20:45:00 <Serenity> she posts pictures of herself pissing
20:45:00 <Serenity> shes a grotty bitch
20:45:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wtf
20:45:00 <Blitzkrieg> Who
20:45:00 <amelia> I feel you answered my question adequately
20:45:00 <amelia> wait what
20:45:00 <Serenity> contance hall
20:45:00 <Serenity> constance
20:46:00 <dematerialised> cuntface whore
20:46:00 <Blitzkrieg> Erotic
20:46:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/1019711431407015/photos/a.1028239657220859.1073741829.1019711431407015/1194336783944478/?type=3&theater
20:46:00 <Serenity> look at it
20:46:00 <Serenity> yuck
20:47:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/myreEec
20:47:00 <Blitzkrieg> Good lord
20:47:00 <amelia> i freakin hate boys and their dumb long pretty eyelashes
20:47:00 <Serenity> if its not that its her with her saggy teets hanging out with a 12 year old hanging off them
20:47:00 <Blitzkrieg> :/
20:47:00 <amelia> why is she posting her on the toilet like people wanna see it
20:47:00 <Blitzkrieg> I regret asking
20:48:00 <Serenity> because mummy bloggers are in fact the worst kinds of human alive
20:48:00 <DK> this cunt...
20:48:00 <DK> is fucked
20:49:00 <erlich> hey im starting my blog tonight
20:49:00 <erlich> im gonna be da best
20:49:00 <DK> and she just released a book, I wouldn't even wipe my arse with the pages of it
20:49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Pissing tips 101
20:49:00 <Blitzkrieg> ?
20:49:00 <amelia> you starting an uncy blog frankeh
20:49:00 <erlich> nah, just general
20:49:00 <Serenity> theres one where shes pissingoutside in the bush
20:50:00 <Serenity> but i think she took it down cause of the shit she copped
20:50:00 <erlich> is she a wannabe nudist too?
20:50:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/x4NzHE3
20:50:00 <amelia> my life
20:50:00 <Serenity> no shes just a grub
20:52:00 <georgeandwell> hi
20:53:00 <Blitzkrieg> Speaking of grubs
20:53:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sup George?
20:54:00 <British^Meat> ah hah Serenity
20:54:00 <British^Meat> that bird kept appearing on my feed
20:54:00 <British^Meat> and i 100% agree with u
20:55:00 <Serenity> me too doesnt matter how many times i unfollow someone or some page shares her stories
20:55:00 <Serenity> she makes me ill
20:55:00 <British^Meat> Id like to say that no one cares about her thoughts or feelings or whatevs the fuck it is she does
20:55:00 <British^Meat> but apparently ppl do :/
20:55:00 <amelia> maybe she caused da problem wif ya gallbladder
20:55:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
20:55:00 <Serenity> yeah blows my mind that people do bm
20:56:00 <Serenity> quite possibly amelia shes that disgusting
20:56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Please don't PM me picard
20:56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Especially with photos of people in here
20:56:00 <georgeandwell> i set things right - some people dont like that. GA.
20:56:00 <amelia> i gonna post on her wall fuck u constance slut u broke Sarahs gallbladder!@##@!?@
20:57:00 <georgeandwell> slutz
20:57:00 <Clarkson> you get the jism
20:57:00 <Serenity> rofl amelia
20:57:00 <georgeandwell> did she bang 12 guys
20:57:00 <British^Meat> 800,000+ followers
20:58:00 <amelia> does she call females queens
20:58:00 <georgeandwell> hi amelia
20:58:00 <amelia> wow 11 of my friends follow her
20:58:00 <British^Meat> we, as a society, need to stop taking inspirations from any old monger with a webcam or laptop
20:58:00 <amelia> hie georgio
20:58:00 <georgeandwell> hi
20:59:00 <amelia> 1r go for a feed 2night?
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> block 11 friends :p
20:59:00 <georgeandwell> shore
20:59:00 <georgeandwell> pizza ok?
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> ship to shore
20:59:00 <amelia> I'm kinda not surprised at the ones that follow her
20:59:00 <British^Meat> id only heard of her because a few FB friends liked her pics where she's all like "yes ive had a few babies, this is my body and im PROUD, you dont like it? well thats your problem!"
20:59:00 <British^Meat> like what the actual fuck? who cares?
20:59:00 <amelia> no i would prefer burrito pls georgio
20:59:00 <georgeandwell> ok matey
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> pizza burrito
21:00:00 <amelia> thnx pal
21:00:00 <Serenity> she calls her followers queens
21:00:00 <Serenity> its vom worthy
21:00:00 <amelia> preciate the sacrifice you are making
21:01:00 <TheRiddler> does she do anything except blog?
21:01:00 <British^Meat> where the eff did she spring from?
21:01:00 <Serenity> she was on big brother thats the only thing she has 'done'
21:01:00 <British^Meat> no
21:01:00 <British^Meat> Tell me youre fucking kidding
21:02:00 <Serenity> nope
21:02:00 <British^Meat> Fuck everything
21:02:00 <amelia> BM i demand you calm down
21:02:00 <TheRiddler> oh
21:02:00 <British^Meat> nup, Serenity just triggered me
21:02:00 <TheRiddler> that explains alot
21:02:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
21:02:00 <amelia> ok i tried
21:02:00 <amelia> hes out of control
21:02:00 <DK> Yeah, and all her followers have crowns tattoos etc
21:02:00 <Serenity> ughh stahp
21:02:00 <Serenity> im gonna trigger myself in a min
21:03:00 <DK> I will trigger you
21:03:00 <amelia> did you ever think maybe they are royals
21:03:00 <DK> dont even fucking start.
21:03:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHA
21:03:00 <amelia> -Lorde
21:03:00 <TheRiddler> she's not the original BB girl with the serving tits
21:03:00 <DK> :P
21:03:00 <TheRiddler> drink*
21:03:00 <Serenity> wot
21:03:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
21:03:00 <amelia> wow
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot her name
21:04:00 <amelia> GReTTeL
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> from the first australian big brother
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> not grettel ew
21:04:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
21:04:00 <Serenity> dude there was like 10 seasons of big brother
21:04:00 <Serenity> youre going to have to be more specific
21:04:00 <DK> yeah
21:04:00 <amelia> The bum dance tossa?
21:04:00 <DK> Sara Maree
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> first season
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
21:05:00 <DK> no it's fucvking not
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> the bum dance 1
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:05:00 <georgeandwell> women r attention seekerzzz
21:05:00 <DK> you fucking vegi fucking paedo cunt.
21:05:00 <Serenity> well obviously its not her.. her name was sara
21:05:00 <Serenity> and she was from fucking bunbury
21:05:00 <dematerialised> hi
21:05:00 <amelia> ok to be fair i would say 97% of people have fucked a vegetable in here
21:06:00 <Serenity> really
21:06:00 <Serenity> have you?
21:06:00 <dematerialised> i think amelia is letting slip her secret desires
21:06:00 <dematerialised> ;)
21:06:00 <Serenity> me too
21:06:00 <Serenity> was it a cucumber or a zucchini
21:06:00 <dematerialised> always thought she'd be a kinky bitch
21:06:00 <amelia> Serenity squirted all over her vegetable
21:06:00 <Serenity> or an eggplant
21:06:00 <georgeandwell> hi serenity
21:06:00 <georgeandwell> mAtey
21:06:00 <dematerialised> nah i reckon she used the stalk end of a bunch of celery
21:07:00 <Serenity> dont call ShadowLurker names amelia he didnt do anything to you
21:07:00 <amelia> wrong as usual Serenity
21:07:00 <dematerialised> just to be different
21:07:00 <amelia> it was butternut pumpkin
21:07:00 <dematerialised> christ almighty
21:07:00 <amelia> AHAAAHA i jus got wot you said
21:07:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
21:07:00 <Serenity> fuck you cunts that was funny
21:07:00 <TheRiddler> celery with cream cheese
21:07:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:07:00 <dematerialised> did you make soup with it afterwards?
21:07:00 <Serenity> oh phew
21:07:00 <amelia> ShadowLurker you dumb vegetable covered in squirt
21:07:00 <ShadowLurker> let that sink in
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> I got it straight away
21:08:00 <dematerialised> someone go put the bins out for me please
21:08:00 <dematerialised> i will pay handsomely
21:08:00 <amelia> of course you did
21:08:00 <amelia> no you lazy fuck go do it yourself
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> I just didn't react
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:08:00 <dematerialised> but that means i have to go outside
21:08:00 <dematerialised> and its fucking cold
21:09:00 <amelia> put some damn pants on
21:09:00 <doctor> to all my friends, whove been the best to me
21:09:00 <amelia> and swish swish swish your ass out there
21:09:00 <dematerialised> actually as an indicator of how cold it is
21:09:00 <dematerialised> im already wearing pants
21:09:00 <amelia> well that is comforting to read
21:09:00 <dematerialised> yeah
21:09:00 <dematerialised> only trackies though
21:09:00 <dematerialised> so no swish for you
21:09:00 <amelia> shut up Hook
21:09:00 <dematerialised> excuse me dont be rude
21:09:00 <amelia> ok fine
21:10:00 <amelia> :(
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> too cold to be naked
21:10:00 <dematerialised> indeed
21:10:00 <dematerialised> plus i have poor circulation because i am fat so if i dont keep warm i will actually die
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> I'm wearing cargo pants and a wool lined hoodie
21:10:00 <amelia> pic
21:11:00 <doctor> yeah cold sucks
21:11:00 <doctor> fuck the cold
21:11:00 <amelia> i wish there was a spray on winged eyeliner or something
21:11:00 <amelia> it would make life so great
21:12:00 <amelia> who gives a fuck about life on other planets, why can't they jus focus on winged eyeliner
21:12:00 <doctor> i'm stealing that idea and going to mae a fortune
21:12:00 <amelia> I should write NASA a letter
21:12:00 <doctor> people are naively idealistic. let them gaze at the stars while i pick their pockets
21:12:00 <amelia> doctor will you at least publish my name in your credits
21:13:00 <doctor> no
21:13:00 <amelia> fuck
21:13:00 <doctor> i am a horrible person
21:13:00 <amelia> u r a jerk & a 1/2
21:13:00 <Picard> doctor u are
21:13:00 <doctor> thanks :)
21:13:00 <amelia> life is so cruel
21:14:00 <TheRiddler> ok
21:14:00 <dematerialised> what is winged eyeliner?
21:14:00 <TheRiddler> took a pic
21:14:00 <amelia> ok i will show @ you
21:14:00 <amelia> show @ me asheh
21:14:00 <Serenity> winged eyeliner is something sent from hell to make un-co women loser their fucking minds
21:14:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/18v4jgulo3x1zrr/WIN_20160822_19_12_19_Pro.jpg?dl=0
21:14:00 <Serenity> eg me
21:15:00 <amelia> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tBb05b9Kdo0/hqdefault.jpg
21:15:00 <dematerialised> ohhhh that thing
21:15:00 <amelia> you make me laff asheh
21:15:00 <amelia> yah that thing
21:15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:16:00 <amelia> I can do left eye and then right eye i turn out goth looking or something
21:16:00 <dematerialised> lol
21:16:00 <dematerialised> wait so like how is that different from normal eyeliner
21:16:00 <dematerialised> arent you just painting your eyelid
21:16:00 <dematerialised> i am confused
21:16:00 <amelia> cos its winged
21:16:00 <DK> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/14055196_861057070661733_7315982443302768462_n.jpg?oh=7717f914b1f3829f01555a3d7f5411ce&oe=5846DEFF
21:16:00 <amelia> it is eyeliner
21:16:00 <amelia> but wif the curve at the end
21:16:00 <dematerialised> ah ok
21:17:00 <dematerialised> is it like a special brush or pencil or something
21:17:00 <amelia> yah you can get an angled brush to make it easier
21:17:00 <dematerialised> fair enough
21:17:00 <dematerialised> i have learned today
21:17:00 <amelia> but by easier i mean its still rubix cube difficult
21:18:00 <Serenity> i can do one side perfect the other side looks like ive had a stroke mid way through application
21:18:00 <amelia> a bf who can do winged eyeliner would be ideal
21:18:00 <dematerialised> world winged eyeliner speed championships
21:18:00 <amelia> YES Serenity
21:18:00 <amelia> i get so angry
21:18:00 <Serenity> same
21:18:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/14088674_777291482414043_6212392508691425989_n.jpg?oh=de56adc28047671f3e5662932e6d3e92&oe=58474D82
21:18:00 <Serenity> my friend was telling me theres tape you an use
21:18:00 <amelia> slamming shit down then give up n go out lookin like a spaz
21:18:00 <Serenity> but i dunno
21:18:00 <amelia> yah i tried tape
21:19:00 <dematerialised> i swear you ahve my friend on your friend list riddler
21:19:00 <amelia> it still hard
21:19:00 <dematerialised> you post the same memes she does
21:19:00 <President_Trump> TOBLERONE
21:19:00 <Serenity> because everyone has that person on their fb
21:19:00 <Serenity> who posts eery fucking shit meme everyone else does
21:19:00 <dematerialised> haha
21:19:00 <President_Trump> i cbf going to shops for TOBLERONE
21:20:00 <amelia> shut up trump you dumb toblerone loser
21:20:00 <dematerialised> :o you got called dumb
21:20:00 <amelia> why dont u get a real chocolate in u
21:20:00 <amelia> like a twix
21:20:00 <dematerialised> curly wurly
21:20:00 <amelia> loser
21:20:00 <President_Trump> called dumb by biggest bimbo on irc
21:20:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHA
21:20:00 <dematerialised> haha
21:20:00 <dematerialised> he's cut
21:20:00 <amelia> touchè
21:21:00 <Serenity> i had a bit of carrot cake yesterday and it was the most deliciouscake ever
21:21:00 <amelia> BiMBo
21:21:00 <amelia> mmm carrot cake
21:21:00 <amelia> wif walnuts all crunchy
21:21:00 <Serenity> yeeee
21:21:00 <Serenity> it had heaps of walnuts
21:22:00 <amelia> ur a walnut
21:22:00 <Blitzkrieg> URMUM
21:22:00 <Serenity> ur face is ok
21:22:00 <amelia> shut up WN
21:23:00 <Blitzkrieg> !seen kaos
21:23:00 <Serenity> rofl
21:23:00 <Serenity> fuckk
21:24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Good old days bahaha
21:24:00 <Serenity> fuckk i dunno about good lol
21:24:00 <Blitzkrieg> !seen worms
21:24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh wait.. there's no seen bot here
21:24:00 <Serenity> back in the day when trolls were funny i spose
21:24:00 <Blitzkrieg> And not total losers like breaker
21:25:00 <amelia> who is kaos
21:25:00 <dematerialised> oldschool irc'er
21:25:00 <amelia> KAOSKLOWN
21:25:00 <Serenity> i had a moisty over him for far too long
21:25:00 <amelia> was he hot
21:26:00 <Serenity> hhh
21:26:00 <Serenity> ehhh
21:26:00 <Serenity> i thought he was then but i dont now
21:26:00 <amelia> there are no hotties these days
21:26:00 <amelia> like zero
21:26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loll
21:26:00 <amelia> everyone is a 4 at max
21:26:00 <Serenity> nahh
21:26:00 <Serenity> zaim is a babe
21:27:00 <Blitzkrieg> 4/5?
21:27:00 <amelia> his dog is super cute
21:27:00 <amelia> i forget wot zaim look like tho
21:27:00 <zaim> like an adonis u lehhhhh
21:27:00 <Serenity> loll
21:27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Who else was there
21:27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Jason
21:27:00 <Serenity> rofl jason
21:27:00 <Serenity> comro
21:28:00 <Serenity> compro
21:28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Who ended up with Sharni
21:28:00 <Serenity> i dont know who sharni is
21:28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Pinkfairy
21:28:00 <Serenity> oh
21:28:00 <amelia> name a 2nd good looker
21:28:00 <amelia> male
21:28:00 <Serenity> cant
21:28:00 <amelia> werd
21:28:00 <Serenity> jajaj
21:29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Who was that other dickhead
21:29:00 <Serenity> mr danger when he joins
21:29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Civic2nv
21:29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Biggest shitbox civic ever from memory
21:29:00 <Serenity> webby is alright too
21:29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Dunno who is envying it
21:29:00 <Serenity> remember sacario
21:29:00 <Serenity> with the fake pics of his cousin
21:29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yesss
21:30:00 <Serenity> and he ended up being the size of mars
21:30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolll
21:30:00 <TheRiddler> what about me? :p
21:30:00 <amelia> i remember a guy called fRoZeN and he posted pics of him sucking his own dick
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> that's not how you build a snowman
21:31:00 <Serenity> wish i could remember sacarios last name i wanna look him up on fb
21:31:00 <Blitzkrieg> TheRiddler: Aren't you the guy who fucked an egg on cam?
21:31:00 <amelia> everyone thought reco was attractive
21:31:00 <amelia> emo looking tossa
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> it was a japanese sex toy that looked like a egg
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> thank you
21:32:00 <amelia> bwahahah ash
21:32:00 <amelia> well fyi it was a japanese sex toy ok
21:32:00 <amelia> you stand corrected Blitz
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:32:00 <Blitzkrieg> I do
21:32:00 <Blitzkrieg> Just going by what I hear
21:33:00 <TheRiddler> there was a bunch of weird shapes to choose from
21:33:00 <robot> sometimes i like to throw icecreams at people
21:33:00 <robot> 'chill out mate'
21:33:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.sextoys.com.au/tenga?gclid=CjwKEAjwxeq9BRDDh4_MheOnvAESJABZ4VTqGeRSP9NcApokLRzK8TpF90HSJz7mug8RYsTFpGmCgBoCmGXw_wcB
21:33:00 <amelia> leave
21:34:00 <robot> no
21:34:00 <couleurs> hi robo it's me colo
21:34:00 <robot> eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lol
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.sextoys.com.au/tenga-egg-variety-pack-6-in-1
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> lolll
21:34:00 <amelia> deep throat cup?
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> it's easter
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> special
21:35:00 <Blitzkrieg> Happy Easter - fuck an egg!
21:35:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol @ deep throat cup
21:35:00 <borednlost> you don't actually fuck them or they break
21:35:00 <borednlost> you juice your knob with them
21:36:00 <borednlost> like how you juice an orange
21:37:00 <Blitzkrieg> Fair enough
21:37:00 <amelia> wait wot
21:38:00 <Serenity> TheRiddler
21:38:00 <Serenity> you havent made a vid for a while
21:38:00 <Serenity> you should do a new one
21:38:00 <amelia> no Serenity
21:38:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
21:38:00 <amelia> i think he needs to pass the batten on
21:38:00 <Blitzkrieg> He can juice his knob with something else
21:38:00 <Blitzkrieg> Like George here
21:38:00 <amelia> Blitzkrieg u r next on the fuck an egg video list
21:38:00 <amelia> you haf 24 hrs to submit your entry
21:39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Amelia
21:39:00 <amelia> hello
21:39:00 <Serenity> meh ivealready seen his knob i want someone new
21:39:00 <Serenity> maybe Skirmish
21:39:00 <amelia> you seen Darrens cock?
21:39:00 <Blitzkrieg> I've fucked some rank things in my time
21:39:00 <Serenity> ummmm
21:39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Don't need to add an egg to it
21:39:00 <Serenity> no.
21:39:00 <amelia> i swear to god is there a man on here who's dick you have not laid your eyes upon
21:39:00 <Serenity> no
21:39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yes.. seen..
21:39:00 <Serenity> rofl
21:39:00 <Serenity> >.>
21:40:00 <amelia> wow you guys hooked up
21:40:00 <Skirmish> Nobody has seen my penis because it has never been photographed.
21:40:00 <Clarkson> [12:31:23] obsessed cunt
21:40:00 <amelia> fuckin tossas
21:40:00 <Serenity> show me Skirmish come onnn
21:40:00 <georgeandwell> ive been naked with many women
21:40:00 <Doodle> lol
21:40:00 <Skirmish> All the lumps on it make me feel shy.
21:40:00 <Blitzkrieg> Paid them all too
21:40:00 <amelia> don't you send dick pics to wifey Skirmish
21:40:00 <georgeandwell> how about u blitzkrieg
21:41:00 <TheRiddler> bumpy for her pleasure
21:41:00 <amelia> HaY BaBe U WaNT DiS FoR DiNNeR 2NiTe?
21:41:00 <Skirmish> Never amelia. I'm not that kind of guy. I have class.
21:41:00 <amelia> boring
21:41:00 <TheRiddler> sure you just dont have a vagina :P
21:41:00 <Clarkson> ThirteenthOrder is in to magic the gathering, he can't give you shit over gaming
21:41:00 <georgeandwell> ive never had problem being totally naked with a girl i just met
21:41:00 <Blitzkrieg> Amelia likes cock pix at work
21:41:00 <Clarkson> im gonna eat so much chocolate and have my dick sucked
21:41:00 <TheRiddler> could explain the shoes
21:41:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
21:42:00 <Blitzkrieg> Bf send a photo of his cock on a plate
21:42:00 <Blitzkrieg> "Dinners ready"
21:42:00 <georgeandwell> fag
21:42:00 <amelia> WaRMiNG uP Ya DiNNeR BaBe
21:42:00 <Skirmish> georgeandwell: I never got naked with girls I just met. After all, all you need is your dick out. Why take the rest off?
21:42:00 <Clarkson> nah fuck you should've said something, I packed mine only last week
21:42:00 <georgeandwell> #fagchat
21:43:00 <georgeandwell> its best to show her ur full body
21:43:00 <Skirmish> My wife now checks to make sure I have taken my ugg boots off before sex. She realised I had left them on one day and she was horrified. Still is.
21:43:00 <georgeandwell> if u just take dick out thats what weirdo computer nerds do i guess
21:43:00 <Maurice> I'm horrified that you wore ugg boots
21:43:00 <TheRiddler> "it's raw"
21:43:00 <Maurice> Nevermind during sex
21:43:00 <Clarkson> ohh fuck me i forgot
21:43:00 <Skirmish> ugg boots rock.
21:43:00 <Blitzkrieg> George has a micro penis. His doctor told him. So he compensates by being in shape
21:44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hence not showing his cock
21:44:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Maybe raw is how amelia likes it?
21:44:00 <georgeandwell> its statisfying standing naked in front of a female
21:44:00 <Skirmish> RU486 later.
21:44:00 <georgeandwell> even if its the nurse
21:44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
21:45:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ugg boots during sex
21:45:00 <Serenity> thats hot
21:45:00 <Skirmish> It was a spur of the moment quicky. It was cold. I left my ugg boots on. I don't know what the big deal is.
21:46:00 <georgeandwell> i went to a nude massage once.. the french girl said i needed to take my socks off
21:46:00 <TheRiddler> lies
21:46:00 <Doodle> i think its cos they were on ur ears, Skirmish
21:47:00 <georgeandwell> i said why? she said its not sexy
21:47:00 <Clarkson> what's with the retard level tonight
21:47:00 <Skirmish> No I had my hand knitted beanie with the side flaps covering those.
21:47:00 <georgeandwell> Clarkson u posted a pretty faggy comment a few lines up
21:47:00 <Clarkson> sheesha boobs would be awesome
21:47:00 <georgeandwell> which i am stuff disgusted with
21:48:00 <Serenity> Clarkson doesnt care what you think
21:48:00 <Clarkson> not some slut u pay
21:48:00 <amelia> where did robot go
21:48:00 <robot> hidin
21:48:00 <amelia> I was only joking throwing leaves @ him
21:49:00 <amelia> found u
21:49:00 <georgeandwell> Clarkson r u a homo
21:49:00 <Clarkson> i got guys hotter than her i can fuck
21:49:00 <partay> The fucking robot
21:49:00 <President_Trump> bimbo head full of air
21:49:00 <amelia> balloon head
21:49:00 <amelia> *pop*
21:50:00 <georgeandwell> can u explain ur comment on 21:41pm clarkson
21:50:00 <partay> how funny was that Salim Mahajer video hahaha... I'm still laughing
21:50:00 <Clarkson> i wonder if i ever had sex with a grandmother
21:50:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
21:50:00 <Serenity> I am unsure if georgeandwell is actually talking to Clarkson or not
21:50:00 <Clarkson> i swear id fucking neck the cunts if they tried touching me
21:50:00 <georgeandwell> why r there so many faggots on these channels
21:50:00 <amelia> thats a demat line for sure
21:50:00 <TheRiddler> he is sezz
21:51:00 <Serenity> lolll
21:51:00 <Skirmish> I was speaking to a friend that owns a mechanic workshop today booking the Subaru in for work and we were discussing the noise coming from the rear of the car that I think is shocks gone. He says to go get some new shocks and he will fit them cheap but I say 'nah could just be some flogged out bushes, get your guys to look at it.' Hung up and felt weird for having said the sentence 'flogged
21:51:00 <Skirmish> out bushes' to my friend.
21:51:00 <partay> georgeandwell is talking to himself
21:51:00 <Serenity> Skirmish this isnt taking pictures of your dick
21:51:00 <Serenity> fyi
21:51:00 <georgeandwell> there is a play for #fagchat
21:51:00 <georgeandwell> place
21:51:00 <Serenity> georgeandwell fuck off if you dont like it seriously
21:51:00 <Clarkson> fuck you teacher bitch
21:51:00 <amelia> georgio are u upset
21:52:00 <amelia> 1r talk about it?
21:52:00 <Skirmish> Let's be honest. What you 'think' it could look like will in 90% of cases be better than what it really looks like Serenity so lets just pretend and keep the dream alive.
21:52:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I8mWG6HlmU
21:52:00 <georgeandwell> i wish they just goto #gays
21:52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary (Official Music Video) + Lyrics Views: 15,471,274 Uploader: MusicGuideYT Uploaded: Apr 14, 2010 Duration: 4m31s Rating: 4.88
21:52:00 <amelia> are they ruining your night
21:52:00 <Serenity> you're not fun Skirmish
21:52:00 <georgeandwell> theyre just a bunch of fucktards
21:52:00 <TheRiddler> she sells sea shells by the sanstuary
21:52:00 <georgeandwell> on austnet
21:52:00 <Skirmish> It's my 1 year anniversary today.
21:52:00 <partay> TheRiddler indeed she does
21:53:00 <Serenity> well georgeandwell seeming this isnt your channel why dont you fuck off to #imnotahomo
21:53:00 <Blitzkrieg> George is angry
21:53:00 <Maurice> It's the husband bday today too Skirmish
21:53:00 <Blitzkrieg> Probably cuz he just realised he is talking to a bot
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> georgeandwell is mad
21:53:00 <georgeandwell> just goto general channels and talk gay fag studd
21:53:00 <Clarkson> best of the best is me cunt
21:53:00 <partay> when you have a small penis everyday is #Angryday
21:53:00 <Clarkson> and how many litres of cum she guzzled
21:53:00 <amelia> guys leave georgio alone, hes jus throwin a few ideas into the #melbourne suggestion box
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> who you calling a fag?
21:53:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: 50?
21:53:00 <Serenity> your problem with gays is your problem and yours alone
21:53:00 <Serenity> now fuck up
21:53:00 <Clarkson> ha ha very funny, motherfucker
21:53:00 <Maurice> Close Skirmish
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:54:00 <Skirmish> I am 39 next year *sigh*
21:54:00 <Maurice> He's 44
21:54:00 <Skirmish> One year left on austnet. I refuse to use this after I am 40.
21:54:00 <TheRiddler> I liked that he thinks clarky is another person
21:54:00 <Clarkson> jam a super nes controller up my asshole and play me like f zero bitch
21:54:00 <robot> k
21:54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Don't wanna take a page out of Picards book? Skirmish?
21:54:00 <amelia> you'll still be here at 70 with all your capital letters and full stops
21:54:00 <Serenity> i always said i wouldnt use it after i was 30
21:54:00 <Serenity> i guess we only have till november
21:54:00 <Skirmish> I will never ever go bald so I could never be Picard.
21:55:00 <Serenity> who wants ops
21:55:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna use it until the drug fucks O.D
21:55:00 <Maurice> Then my life will be complete
21:55:00 <Skirmish> lol amelia
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> sunburnt snowman hehe
21:55:00 <amelia> I'm gonna use it until pliv realises he wants to be wif me and we live happily ever after
21:55:00 <partay> picard is not bald he just has translucent hair
21:56:00 <Skirmish> I thought I had escaped night shifts but I am doing heaps next week. :(
21:56:00 <Serenity> pliv wont take you he has bro code and he would never do that to mayo
21:56:00 <Skirmish> lol Pliv is too busy getting butt fucked for meth.
21:56:00 <TheRiddler> he wants to cum in mayo
21:56:00 <amelia> that is true, his loyalties definitely lie with matty
21:56:00 <Blitzkrieg> It seems amelia is shared property
21:57:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
21:57:00 <President_Trump> pliv and matty are having a threesome with jessica
21:57:00 <amelia> a girls gotta eat
21:57:00 <robot> amelia belongs to no one -- amelia
21:57:00 <amelia> i am strong independent black woman who needs no man
21:57:00 <Skirmish> Matty would ditch Pliv in a heartbeat if he thought it meant he could get a girl. Depends what game you want to play with them amelia.
21:57:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh god.. another nazi feminist
21:58:00 <Serenity> Skirmish if you send me dick pics ill make you head op before i leave on my 30th
21:58:00 <Clarkson> my fetish is massive black dong in my ass
21:58:00 <Serenity> me too Clarkson
21:58:00 <Clarkson> he speaks shit man
21:58:00 <Skirmish> It's Monday so we won't see Pliv for a few days. He is coming down off his weekend bender.
21:58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:58:00 <amelia> he was on earlier
21:58:00 <Serenity> pliv was here earlier
21:59:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: We both know that's not going to happen.
21:59:00 <Serenity> you cant blame me for trying Skirmish
21:59:00 <amelia> (ameliagowchi) guys ill be at cheong park if you need me
21:59:00 <amelia> (ameliagowchi) drop by for a pump
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> he's going as captainfeathersword now
21:59:00 <amelia> (ameliagowchi) promise i wont try pin rape on you
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> so he's trying to come out of his closet
21:59:00 <Serenity> ..
21:59:00 <Skirmish> He was? Must be a long weekend bender. He doesn't have a job so he can do those.
21:59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol wtf
22:00:00 <amelia> hes waiting @ cheong park for you
22:00:00 <Serenity> his benders are just all week now
22:00:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wouldn't go near Cheong Park if you paid me mate
22:00:00 <Skirmish> Full time fried.
22:00:00 <amelia> m8
22:00:00 <amelia> you've gone near worse
22:00:00 <Blitzkrieg> True
22:00:00 <amelia> ahhaha
22:01:00 <Serenity> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAH
22:01:00 <President_Trump> pliv is acting weird lately coz he's trying to become a pirate
22:01:00 <dematerialised> pliv loves me
22:01:00 <Serenity> he loves us all deep down thats why hes so mad
22:01:00 <Serenity> he just wants to be buddies
22:01:00 <amelia> i don't think he does to be honest
22:01:00 <President_Trump> hes got his eye on sharni pussy
22:01:00 <Clarkson> hay sexy farmer dewdel
22:01:00 <robot> amelia is never honest
22:02:00 <amelia> wobotz you wanna fight @ me
22:02:00 <robot> no
22:02:00 <amelia> ye dats wot i thought
22:02:00 <robot> coz u got HIV
22:03:00 <amelia> do not judge @ me
22:04:00 <President_Trump> <GoldSpade> hehe no way! Serenity is not getting 5 star coffee!...1 star would be sufficient
22:04:00 <President_Trump> 0wn3d
22:04:00 <amelia> woahhhhh
22:04:00 <amelia> harsh
22:04:00 <Serenity> dont paste peoples shit in here
22:04:00 <Clarkson> ha ha camel fucker
22:04:00 <Serenity> no one cares
22:05:00 <amelia> trump got busted
22:05:00 <Serenity> and no one got owned cause i already told him im not meeting him for coffee
22:05:00 <amelia> that is your first warning trump
22:05:00 <amelia> capiche?
22:05:00 <Blitzkrieg> Have a song stuck in me head...
22:05:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cuz I'm freeeee.. To do what I wantt... Any old timeeeee
22:05:00 <amelia> 1 more and you're out
22:06:00 <President_Trump> u cant meet him coz that clashes with our lunch at hillary's
22:06:00 <Serenity> im not meeting up with any of you
22:06:00 <Serenity> except amelia
22:06:00 <President_Trump> lolollllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:06:00 <amelia> she is too busy kick boxing wif me
22:06:00 <Blitzkrieg> And me cuz I'm totes awesome
22:06:00 <amelia> you losers
22:06:00 <amelia> no she already had your dick she don't want it no mo
22:06:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
22:07:00 <President_Trump> when are u meeting amelia?
22:07:00 <Serenity> LOL
22:07:00 <Serenity> we have already met
22:07:00 <Serenity> we went out for lunch
22:07:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hot date
22:07:00 <amelia> PuB LuNCHieS
22:07:00 <amelia> in Leedervilles
22:07:00 <President_Trump> oh thats right after kick boxing
22:07:00 <Blitzkrieg> Leederville.. that takes me back
22:07:00 <President_Trump> what did u eat at lunch?
22:08:00 <Serenity> im lying i dont even live in peth
22:08:00 <Serenity> perth
22:08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Peth
22:09:00 <President_Trump> amelia said u dribbled your soup down your clothes
22:09:00 <amelia> that was said in confidence
22:10:00 <Serenity> excuse me that was my iced tea
22:10:00 <Serenity> i had a salad
22:10:00 <amelia> she also squirted and i was like wtf u r now paying for dis meal u bitch
22:10:00 <Serenity> rofllflflfl
22:10:00 <robot> excuse i was on the phone
22:10:00 <Serenity> Blitzkrieg said the same thing
22:10:00 <Serenity> i mean. . . .
22:10:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
22:10:00 <robot> sry 2 colours and amelia and anyone else
22:11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Stop telling everyone!!!
22:11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ffs!!
22:11:00 <amelia> ok i jus need some time to get thru this robot
22:11:00 <robot> ok what r u gettin thru
22:11:00 <Serenity> sorry
22:11:00 <Serenity> i wont say anymore
22:11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Excellent
22:12:00 <robot> how is everyone?
22:13:00 <Serenity> i had corn chips with me con carne now my tum hurts
22:13:00 <Serenity> wah
22:13:00 <amelia> pretty gr8 how ru
22:13:00 <robot> yeh im pretty great
22:13:00 <robot> ne asians
22:14:00 <robot> amelia asl
22:14:00 <amelia> xm is busy blogging dont interrupt him
22:14:00 <robot> ok i wont interrupt him while hes writing in his feelings journal
22:14:00 <amelia> SHoWaH PoWaH
22:16:00 <doctor> Dear diary, today is the day that they will be sorry
22:16:00 <Blitzkrieg> Regards, breaker
22:17:00 <doctor> lots of kisses*
22:17:00 <Serenity> xoxo
22:17:00 <TheRiddler> what is k-town
22:17:00 <doctor> miss u 2 xx
22:18:00 <Maurice> Hey, don't send him here
22:25:00 <Blitzkrieg> What'd beagle do?
22:25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
22:25:00 <doctor> usually drunken tirades
22:25:00 <doctor> surprised he's still around
22:26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ah nothing has changed then
22:27:00 <Serenity> cant even remember tbh
22:27:00 <Blitzkrieg> !seen Pieter
22:28:00 <Gregory> name doesnt ring a bell
22:28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Probably bled out in a gutter somewhere
22:31:00 <Serenity> he has a gf rofl who looks about 400 years old
22:31:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
22:31:00 <Blitzkrieg> probably a junkie too
22:32:00 <Maurice> I'd say thats a good guess
22:32:00 <Maurice> She looks 400 but she's only 23, drugs age you
22:32:00 <robot> who
22:32:00 <Gregory> digits?
22:32:00 <Maurice> Pieters cum bucket
22:33:00 <robot> ooh
22:34:00 <Maurice> Serenity, tell your poofy homo that our favourite lover is on channel 1
22:34:00 <Serenity> tough tits for him im watching dr who rofl
22:34:00 <Blitzkrieg> BULLSHIT she's 23
22:34:00 <Maurice> You're so mean
22:34:00 <Blitzkrieg> No fuckin way
22:34:00 <Serenity> ahaha
22:35:00 <Maurice> It was a joke Blitzkrieg
22:35:00 <Serenity> im fairly sure shes in her 30s but she easily looks 50
22:35:00 <Blitzkrieg> Easily
22:35:00 <Maurice> I've seen 50 yr olds that look better than her
22:35:00 <Maurice> Ellen, Nigella
22:36:00 <Maurice> And thats all I can think of right now
22:36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
22:41:00 <Maurice> I really feel like a salad sandwich but I don't want to make it
22:41:00 <Blitzkrieg> Subway - eat fresh!
22:41:00 <Maurice> I don't have a subway in my house unfortunately
22:42:00 <Blitzkrieg> Send the other half down
22:42:00 <Maurice> He's a 2 hour flight away, I'll starve to death before he gets there
22:43:00 <Blitzkrieg> Fail
22:44:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> get 1 of the kids to make it
22:44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Also a good option
22:44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Child labour
22:45:00 <couleurs> woo hoo olympics are over now we can go back to reality tv!!!!!!!
22:55:00 <Maurice> Ok I made my own
22:55:00 <Blitzkrieg> Excellent
22:55:00 <couleurs> Nice.
22:55:00 <Blitzkrieg> Where's mine?
22:55:00 <Maurice> Now I wont die of malnutrition
22:55:00 <Maurice> Oh, it's.. over there
22:55:00 <amelia> shut up you dumb sandwich slut
22:55:00 <Clarkson> but im banned in fucking paltak
22:56:00 <Lumeah> Typical
22:57:00 <Maurice> You shut up amelia, you prom night dumpster baby
22:58:00 <amelia> kekekeke
22:58:00 <TheRiddler> prom night dumpster baaabbbyyyy
22:58:00 <amelia> come wif me friday
22:58:00 <amelia> dont say maybe
22:59:00 <amelia> cos I'm just a prom night dumpster baby like youuuu
22:59:00 <amelia> ooooOOOooOooOoOOOOooH
23:00:00 <TheRiddler> loll
23:00:00 <Lumeah> Lol
23:08:00 <ShadowLurker> 4 amelia https://67.media.tumblr.com/83573a1f3f5398d32ceb9b9dff599264/tumblr_ob0s651SUi1uq71qmo1_400.jpg
23:08:00 <amelia> without even clicking i know its gonna be a tranny with something shoved up its ass
23:08:00 <amelia> yup i was right
23:10:00 <couleurs> Nice.
23:11:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
23:12:00 <amelia> for future reference, i prefer pics of dogs driving cars or dogs bouncing on trampolines or dogs swimming or jus dogs
23:12:00 <ShadowLurker> is this better
23:12:00 <ShadowLurker> https://66.media.tumblr.com/d102768baa65c1ac0a9f3458d3144738/tumblr_o8v6vrn9iz1s8maa0o1_400.gif
23:12:00 <amelia> SQuiSHY
23:12:00 <amelia> still prefer a dog wearing a party hat tbh
23:13:00 <amelia> http://www.thepetmatchmaker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/2-dog-in-party-hat-1.jpg
23:14:00 <Serenity> fucking demanding wench
23:14:00 <amelia> HAPPY BIRFDAYYYYYY PUPPY DOG he looks so happy
23:15:00 <amelia> http://cdn.attackofthecute.com/October-05-2012-01-46-33-fq.jpg
23:23:00 <ShadowLurker> no
23:23:00 <ShadowLurker> no puppies
23:23:00 <Doodle> chest puppies
23:23:00 <Doodle> sweater puppies
23:23:00 <ShadowLurker> dem puppies yes
23:23:00 <President_Trump> HAM AND CHEESE TOASTIE
23:24:00 <ShadowLurker> y u hefta be dickhead
23:24:00 <Doodle> its all the fake tan
23:25:00 <Doodle> seeps in
23:25:00 <ShadowLurker> must be
23:25:00 <amelia> hairpiece fish
23:25:00 <ShadowLurker> rub on douche
23:25:00 <Doodle> eek
23:26:00 <President_Trump> lol
23:26:00 <President_Trump> a few jealous people
23:27:00 <President_Trump> go back to your homebrand bread with canola spread
23:27:00 <President_Trump> tisk style
23:27:00 <ShadowLurker> jelous of what
23:27:00 <Doodle> ew canola spread
23:28:00 <Serenity> agreed
23:28:00 <ShadowLurker> its either pure duck fat or nothing
23:29:00 <Doodle> aka 35% canola and 65% bleach
23:29:00 <Serenity> butta or nuffin
23:29:00 <ShadowLurker> if you wanna drink bleach i recommend the premium stuff
23:29:00 <ShadowLurker> the cheap coles stuff tastes funny
23:30:00 <Doodle> like ha-ha funny?
23:31:00 <Serenity> like pureed clowns
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> parents are thinking about putting solar panels on the house
23:31:00 <amelia> I got an idea y dont u all jus shut up
23:31:00 <President_Trump> <@Serenity> Skirmish if you send me dick pics ill make you head op before i leave on my 30th
23:32:00 <President_Trump> are u really leaving on your 30th?
23:32:00 <Serenity> yeah sure why not
23:32:00 <amelia> yes we are having a going away party for her
23:32:00 <amelia> you are invited Trump
23:32:00 <President_Trump> is this some pliv thing?
23:32:00 <Serenity> ill be closing the channel down when i go
23:33:00 <TheRiddler> what's a scelidosaur
23:33:00 <President_Trump> should rent a somalian pirate ship for the party
23:35:00 <Serenity> im going to rottnest you should come
23:35:00 <President_Trump> i already own a house there
23:37:00 <Serenity> cool.
23:37:00 <TheRiddler> he's the mayor on ship to shore
23:38:00 <President_Trump> u can come over, we can have a few beers, i can fill u in on whats happening in #melbourne
23:38:00 <President_Trump> maybe take you for a ride on my sea plane
23:38:00 <Serenity> rofllll
23:39:00 <Serenity> ship to shore was filmed at point peron wasnt it
23:39:00 <robot> ship 2 shoreeeee
23:39:00 <robot> who set off my ship 2 shore highlight
23:41:00 <TheRiddler> no idea
23:43:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
23:43:00 <TheRiddler> I'm off to bed
23:43:00 <Serenity> night
23:43:00 <couleurs> bye eggy weggy
23:43:00 <Maurice> The series was filmed on location in Point Peron and Rockingham (Perth), with shots of Garden Island and the bridge to HMAS Stirling creating the feel of an island. Additional interior classroom filming was performed in Applecross Primary School, Applecross.
23:44:00 <Serenity> knew i didnt imagine it
23:45:00 <President_Trump> hi loz
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