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00:08:00 <Picard> oi
00:30:00 <President_Trump> THE PROPHET
00:44:00 <breaker> Picard = DickArntHard
00:44:00 <breaker> Dickard
00:45:00 <breaker> Looolllllllllllllllll @ faux
00:46:00 <breaker> Lmaoooooooooo @ Doodle
01:00:00 <couleurs> lollllllllll @ breaker
01:01:00 <breaker> Looolll @ couleurs
01:02:00 <breaker> A.k.a. paul_banks
11:22:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/13921159_1806356576275456_1548825333701678544_n.jpg?oh=0180bc635a38f9fad0036a27690372fd&oe=585DB0E8&__gda__=1481268044_c600623e206953f0e7e3e4290d11bca7
12:38:00 <breaker> Hi faux, Are you ok?
12:39:00 <breaker> looooooolllllllllllllllllllllllll
15:08:00 <Doodle> are u scared she might bully u again david?
15:24:00 <faux> lol
15:45:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
15:46:00 <faux> hi
15:47:00 <TheRiddler> I just woke from a dream that I was masturbating in a car in front of my old school watching porn lol
15:47:00 <Clarkson> and if they got milk tits either they got big scars or the vagina is wrect
15:47:00 <faux> .
15:47:00 <Doodle> .
15:48:00 <sandman> .
15:48:00 <TheRiddler> oh and the porn had someone from my class in it
15:48:00 <Doodle> masturbation and school do not mix, especially if you're no longer a pupil
15:48:00 <TheRiddler> yep
15:49:00 <Doodle> also what sort of car
15:52:00 <TheRiddler> actually it was my parents old van
15:52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:53:00 <TheRiddler> so I must of been dreaming about my past and present at the same time
16:36:00 <President_Trump> I AM THE LAW AND ORDER CANDIDATE
16:36:00 <TheRon> is trump the douche or the turd sandwich?
16:37:00 <President_Trump> still crying coz trump's words hurt your feelings? lol
16:38:00 <Doodle> IT’S ALL OVER: America has dumped the Trump
16:38:00 <Doodle> *cough*
16:38:00 <TheRon> it's always a choice between a douche and some turd
16:40:00 <TheRon> ben folds five - army
16:44:00 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqbDBRWb63s
16:44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Truth About Hillary's Bizarre Behavior Views: 2,865,582 Uploader: Paul Joseph Watson Uploaded: Aug 4, 2016 Duration: 5m54s Rating: 4.79
16:53:00 <georgeandwell> gidday m8
16:54:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls go onto oasis active now
16:54:00 <georgeandwell> i will contact u
17:00:00 <President_Trump> jen is
17:01:00 <georgeandwell> n e aussie diggers 1r meet me in vietname long tan for fight
17:02:00 <dematerialised> i like it
17:03:00 <TheRon> ever got sick from a vietnamese spring roll?
17:03:00 <georgeandwell> i got 2 victoria cross and was fightin for the other side m8
17:03:00 <georgeandwell> shows how brave i am every1 respect me
17:08:00 <georgeandwell> cant wait to get my Xperia z5 premium 4k
17:08:00 <georgeandwell> vr porn will never be the same again
17:08:00 <Clarkson> dont remember shit
17:09:00 <georgeandwell> on a 4k screen mobile u cant see pixels
17:09:00 <georgeandwell> so will look like the real deal
17:10:00 <georgeandwell> long tang
17:10:00 <TheRon> bin tang
17:12:00 <georgeandwell> amen
17:13:00 <TheRon> poon tang?\
17:14:00 <georgeandwell> i was only 19 when i got poon tanged
17:16:00 <TheRon> i was only 19.....
17:16:00 <TheRon> and we were rootin i the back of the ute
17:20:00 <georgeandwell> 4k xperia premium
17:22:00 <georgeandwell> premium vr porn
17:26:00 <faux> TheRon:
17:26:00 <faux> have u tried korean fried chicken
17:26:00 <TheRon> no, is it actual chicken and not dog or cat or something?
17:49:00 <TheRon> one angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces
17:50:00 <MrMark> burp
17:50:00 <MrMark> are we all sober and clothed and behaving?
17:51:00 <TheRon> beers
17:51:00 <MrMark> ooooerrrororororoeeee
17:51:00 <TheRon> scotch?
17:51:00 <MrMark> vodka
17:51:00 <TheRon> you can be our first president
17:53:00 <TheRon> killer in me is the killler in you
17:55:00 <TheRon> ah ha god damn right it's a beautiful day
17:59:00 <TheRiddler> hai bwahamelia
17:59:00 <amelia> haii flasheh wots up buttercup
18:00:00 <TheRiddler> not much
18:00:00 <TheRiddler> yourself?
18:00:00 <amelia> jus relaxin
18:01:00 <TheRon> build me up buttercup just to let me down
18:01:00 <faux> TheRon> no, is it actual chicken and not dog or cat or something?
18:01:00 <faux> lol
18:01:00 <faux> im hoping its chicken cos im trying it tonight
18:02:00 <amelia> you never csll baby when you say you will
18:02:00 <amelia> but i hatechu still
18:03:00 <TheRon> a lot of ppl hate me
18:03:00 <TheRon> so wierd cause i'm so adorable
18:04:00 <amelia> are you a puppy
18:04:00 <TheRon> i can do the old puppy eyes
18:04:00 <amelia> no? then youre not adorable
18:04:00 <amelia> show me your puppy eyes Ronaldo
18:05:00 <TheRon> i don't post photos of me on the interent
18:06:00 <amelia> where do you post photos of you
18:06:00 <TheRon> at the police station
18:06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:06:00 <TheRiddler> someone called me adorable
18:06:00 <amelia> oh gosh
18:07:00 <faux> lolll
18:07:00 <faux> Cute
18:07:00 <amelia> who called you adorable squasheh
18:08:00 <TheRon> my 5yo neice thinks i'm cool
18:08:00 <TheRiddler> a girl that I went to tafe with
18:09:00 <TheRon> nice!
18:09:00 <dematerialised> my nanna says im adorable
18:09:00 <TheRon> temptations - ain't too proud to beg
18:09:00 <amelia> nan don't know shit
18:10:00 <TheRon> i so relate to this song
18:11:00 <MrMark> i man walks down the street...he says why am i soft in the middle now
18:11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:11:00 <TheRiddler> aww you pooped your pants again how adorable
18:11:00 <TheRiddler> :p
18:11:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAHAHA
18:12:00 <dematerialised> i did just fart
18:12:00 <dematerialised> maybe i should check
18:12:00 <amelia> gross
18:12:00 <faux> me 2
18:12:00 <dematerialised> been farting all day actually
18:13:00 <faux> r we farting in sync
18:13:00 <dematerialised> little prrrts
18:13:00 <amelia> gross
18:13:00 <amelia> FReCKLe FaCe FaRT MaCHiNeS
18:13:00 <TheRon> the archies - sugar sugar
18:13:00 <faux> i need me food to arrive
18:13:00 <faux> immediately
18:14:00 <faux> im hungry
18:14:00 <dematerialised> food is a good idea
18:15:00 <dematerialised> clothes is probably a better one though
18:15:00 <dematerialised> its fucking freezing
18:15:00 <Clarkson> Sgt-Splode u are autistic fuck
18:15:00 <faux> lol
18:15:00 <faux> rude Clarkson
18:15:00 <Clarkson> the cunt who owns facebook should give me some money
18:15:00 <faux> agreed
18:16:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6oiH117FW8
18:16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tripod - Autistic Views: 45,409 Uploader: isgo17 Uploaded: Feb 15, 2010 Duration: 4m36s Rating: 4.89
18:16:00 <dematerialised> havent heard a tripod song in years
18:18:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtNPuRgbC1M
18:18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Bachelor Summed Up Views: 11,496 Uploader: friendlyjordies Uploaded: Aug 17, 2016 Duration: 4m3s Rating: 4.89
18:21:00 <TheRon> oh what a night, late december back in '63
18:22:00 <GoldSpade> franky holly?
18:22:00 <TheRon> valli
18:23:00 <GoldSpade> ahh close enough
18:23:00 <GoldSpade> and the four seasons
18:23:00 <GoldSpade> I think
18:23:00 <TheRon> wd
18:24:00 <GoldSpade> I was thinking about the four seasons condoms I used to buy
18:24:00 <GoldSpade> thats how I remembered it
18:24:00 <amelia> used to
18:24:00 <TheRon> good for all seasons?
18:24:00 <GoldSpade> appparently
18:25:00 <GoldSpade> pic of a nude hottie on the front
18:26:00 <faux> please stop typibt
18:26:00 <faux> im gonna eat soon and u make me feel sick
18:26:00 <GoldSpade> well lie down and take a panadol
18:26:00 <GoldSpade> heh
18:27:00 <GoldSpade> im not doing any harm
18:28:00 <TheRon> i'll be what i am, a solitary man
18:28:00 <GoldSpade> hmm
18:28:00 <GoldSpade> thats a tough one
18:28:00 <GoldSpade> no idea
18:28:00 <TheRon> neil
18:28:00 <TheRon> diamond
18:28:00 <GoldSpade> eeeh
18:29:00 <GoldSpade> dont listen to him
18:29:00 <GoldSpade> thought it was neil young or diamond
18:29:00 <GoldSpade> after you typed neil
18:30:00 <GoldSpade> far out its really windy here
18:31:00 <GoldSpade> ok TheRon this will test you
18:31:00 <GoldSpade> "shut down"
18:32:00 <TheRon> nothing
18:32:00 <GoldSpade> australian group
18:32:00 <GoldSpade> well known
18:32:00 <TheRon> inxs
18:32:00 <GoldSpade> no
18:33:00 <GoldSpade> australian crawl
18:33:00 <TheRon> reckless?
18:33:00 <TheRon> ah yess shut down
18:33:00 <GoldSpade> ahh
18:33:00 <GoldSpade> yes
18:34:00 <TheRon> all i wanna do is make love to you
18:34:00 <GoldSpade> I know this
18:35:00 <GoldSpade> richard marx
18:35:00 <TheRon> no
18:36:00 <GoldSpade> nup you got me
18:36:00 <GoldSpade> I dont know
18:36:00 <TheRon> it's a bodily organ
18:36:00 <GoldSpade> heh
18:36:00 <TheRon> valantines day
18:37:00 <GoldSpade> I give up
18:37:00 <TheRon> blood pumps thru it
18:37:00 <GoldSpade> veins
18:37:00 <TheRon> no
18:37:00 <GoldSpade> heats
18:37:00 <amelia> heart you dork
18:38:00 <GoldSpade> I was just typing that amelia!
18:38:00 <TheRon> amelia how were my clues
18:38:00 <amelia> they were very generous
18:38:00 <TheRon> i thought so
18:39:00 <GoldSpade> baby it's time
18:39:00 <GoldSpade> that should be easy
18:40:00 <President_Trump> CUCUMBER
18:40:00 <GoldSpade> heh err no
18:43:00 <GoldSpade> do you know it TheRon
18:43:00 <amelia> clues GoldShovel
18:44:00 <GoldSpade> very young person
18:44:00 <amelia> JUSTIN BIEBER
18:44:00 <GoldSpade> hehehee
18:44:00 <GoldSpade> well yeah...buts thats not it
18:44:00 <amelia> o
18:45:00 <GoldSpade> the babys
18:46:00 <GoldSpade> think that was their best known song
18:46:00 <TheRon> i know the song
18:46:00 <GoldSpade> yeah its a good song
18:47:00 <TheRon> thai green curry with coconut rice for te
18:47:00 <GoldSpade> huh
18:47:00 <TheRon> stevie nicks - stand back
18:47:00 <President_Trump> someone make me PEKING DUCK
18:48:00 <GoldSpade> I know the song
18:48:00 <GoldSpade> but not the lyrics very well
18:49:00 <GoldSpade> rock the casbah
18:49:00 <GoldSpade> easy
18:50:00 <GoldSpade> the clash
18:53:00 <TheRiddler> it's raining hard here
18:54:00 <dematerialised> raining cum
18:54:00 <Clarkson> is it shit
18:54:00 <TheRiddler> no it's water clarky
18:54:00 <Clarkson> What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
18:55:00 <TheRon> she's an easy lover
18:55:00 <President_Trump> cock
18:55:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know clarky
18:55:00 <Clarkson> im having an arguement on veetle over that fat ass character Garcia on criminal minds
18:55:00 <dematerialised> im having an argument with my cock and im currently strangling it to death
19:02:00 <TheRon> i want a new drug one that wont make me sick'
19:02:00 <dematerialised> oooer
19:02:00 <dematerialised> nice
19:03:00 <dematerialised> although im assuming yours is not greenskeepers because you're old
19:03:00 <TheRon> yes!
19:03:00 <TheRon> huey leweis
19:03:00 <dematerialised> hehe
19:06:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/QD5xNW0.jpg my gf
19:06:00 <GoldSpade> love is the drug
19:06:00 <TheRon> you got a fast car
19:06:00 <Lumeah> Lol
19:07:00 <Lumeah> Go the snickers
19:07:00 <TheRon> she got a nut allergy?
19:07:00 <GoldSpade> tracy chapman
19:47:00 <President_Trump> CHOC MALTED MEGA MILKSHAKE DRUMSTICK
19:48:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkWWJ9W5300
19:48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lapalux - Without You (ft. Kerry Leatham) (Official Video) Views: 1,438,470 Uploader: Lapalux Uploaded: Mar 6, 2013 Duration: 3m49s Rating: 4.94
19:58:00 <couleurs> who let the dogs out!!!!!!!!!
20:10:00 <Trevor> fat dogs need loving 2
20:22:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn m8
20:50:00 <GoldSpade> hi
21:06:00 <couleurs> hi robert
21:07:00 <Picard> ello
21:08:00 <President_Trump> comrade Picard
21:08:00 <President_Trump> where is amsy?
21:09:00 <couleurs> Picard scared her away
21:09:00 <Picard> died in an avalanche
21:10:00 <Picard> speaking of cunts, hello British^Meat
21:10:00 <Trevor> i got the eye of the tiger
21:13:00 <amelia> you got da japs eye
21:14:00 <partay> i thought i could smell vaseline... Hi Picard
21:16:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ ^pHANTOM^
21:17:00 <couleurs> agreed.
21:18:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
21:18:00 <georgeandwell> m8
21:18:00 <georgeandwell> hows it
21:18:00 <President_Trump> george what is your take on the presidential race?
21:18:00 <British^Meat> Bring back amsy
21:23:00 <Picard> partay hows it going houso
21:23:00 <couleurs> hi robert
21:25:00 <couleurs> it's me coolers
21:30:00 <amelia> prove its
21:30:00 <robot> bbs
21:30:00 <couleurs> you're mean amelia
21:31:00 <amelia> why you gotta do me like dat cereals?
21:33:00 <couleurs> you started tit
21:35:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
21:36:00 <dematerialised> TGIW
21:36:00 <couleurs> the goat is wet
21:37:00 <dematerialised> indubidably
21:38:00 <partay> Ahhh another tough day at the office
21:38:00 <partay> *yawn* *stretch*
21:39:00 <dematerialised> you don't have a job
21:39:00 <dematerialised> don't lie
21:39:00 <partay> lol
21:39:00 <partay> well public service has been known to have that reputation
21:41:00 <partay> where's georgeandwell.. this is for you
21:41:00 <partay> http://www.mandatory.com/2015/02/26/which-country-has-the-biggest-dicks-in-the-world/
21:42:00 <partay> sorry georgie.. 3.8" for you
21:42:00 <Picard> partay you're a pretty big dick.
21:43:00 <partay> thanks but Im still not showing you
21:43:00 <Picard> ohhhh your list is for penis siaze. i thought you meant dick head/flog.
21:45:00 <couleurs> mention penis and Picard gets excited... cos he is 1
21:47:00 <georgeandwell> partay goes to gay websites
21:47:00 <georgeandwell> haha
21:48:00 <partay> news.com.au is a gay website ?
21:49:00 <partay> lulz
21:50:00 <faux> yes
21:50:00 <faux> lol
21:51:00 <partay> faux i didnt know you visited sites other than gossip and kardashian sites
21:51:00 <georgeandwell> i wouldn't go to a site called MANDATORY
21:52:00 <georgeandwell> enough said
21:52:00 <President_Trump> 0wn3d
21:52:00 <georgeandwell> even if i had a 1incher
21:53:00 <Picard> bottom feeder
21:53:00 <President_Trump> george how big is ur dick mate?
21:57:00 <georgeandwell> about 1 foot
21:57:00 <georgeandwell> about the size of a small female
21:58:00 <partay> for reference from that website.. georgeandwell is Korean
21:59:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/14021719_1141982355860386_9204997777185584677_n.jpg?oh=65a43acd1f8e42710994221a95f77174&oe=5811688B&__gda__=1477679407_69b3cac2fc725fa96a1774bc6e0d97cb
21:59:00 <georgeandwell> im watchin olympics
22:05:00 <robot> hi colours its me robet
22:06:00 <couleurs> hi robet it's me cindy laupeurs
22:07:00 <georgeandwell> i luke korean bbq
22:08:00 <couleurs> me 2
22:08:00 <faux> i had Korean fried.chacken tonight
22:08:00 <faux> was delih
22:09:00 <faux> s
22:09:00 <georgeandwell> my fav food is vietnamese tho
22:09:00 <couleurs> Korean Fried Chicken aka KFC
22:09:00 <dematerialised> im eating a burger i made myself
22:09:00 <dematerialised> im going into direct competition with jun gy jackls
22:09:00 <georgeandwell> my least fav os hungary jacks
22:10:00 <dematerialised> hi mei you sexy bitch
22:13:00 <georgeandwell> i never tasted horse meat
22:16:00 <TheRiddler> then gtfo and go suck on a horse cock
22:16:00 <georgeandwell> must taste like chickeb
22:16:00 <dematerialised> mei is a smoking hot asian wife in her 30s looking for cock lads
22:16:00 <dematerialised> get on it
22:17:00 <georgeandwell> get down n boogie
22:18:00 <dematerialised> she super keen to get into a threesome with you and her friend of the day
22:20:00 <robot> hi every1
22:20:00 <robot> its me robbers
22:20:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
22:20:00 <dematerialised> robbers r u doin a robery?
22:20:00 <robot> ye
22:21:00 <dematerialised> controversial!
22:21:00 <robot> ikr
22:21:00 <President_Trump> Loof is HIGH ENERGY!
22:21:00 <President_Trump> demut is LOW ENERGY
22:21:00 <dematerialised> no
22:21:00 <Loof> ty :)
22:21:00 <dematerialised> hello loof how are you buddy
22:22:00 <Serenity> why are you all such tremendous penis takers
22:22:00 <Loof> cause penis
22:22:00 <robot> im not u r
22:22:00 <couleurs> hi robbers it's me cindy laupeurs
22:22:00 <Clarkson> Guest = kike in denial
22:22:00 <dematerialised> loof talk to me don't pretend to have me on ignore
22:22:00 <Serenity> UR ROBUTT
22:22:00 <chelle> hi Sez
22:22:00 <chelle> I typed Sex first ;)
22:23:00 <McPoopy> !seen netz
22:23:00 <dematerialised> aNYoNe SeeN MY MaTe LooF?
22:23:00 <chelle> guise I'm going back to work tomorrow
22:23:00 <chelle> it is a sad state of affairs
22:23:00 <Serenity> hey chelle
22:24:00 <dematerialised> i have to go back to work tomorrow too
22:24:00 <Serenity> boo work
22:24:00 <dematerialised> equally sad
22:24:00 <chelle> I think I am better enough to go back to work
22:24:00 <President_Trump> Serenity it's good u are here
22:24:00 <chelle> but I hope the 14 hour day doesn't kick my ass
22:24:00 <Clarkson> We'll all just make sweet sex whilst you're gone
22:24:00 <Serenity> no its not President_Trump be quiet
22:24:00 <Serenity> ty
22:24:00 <TheRiddler> lol clarky
22:25:00 <Clarkson> i met this hippy cunt tonight
22:25:00 <partay> dematerialised more pc's to reboot?
22:25:00 <President_Trump> it's not?
22:25:00 <chelle> I made sweet sex yesterday, Clarkson. Does that count?
22:25:00 <Clarkson> lol @ Loof picking on Maurice's vagina now
22:25:00 <President_Trump> why not?
22:25:00 <dematerialised> lol at Loof in general Clarkson he's a shitcunt
22:25:00 <Clarkson> lol Serenity you bitch
22:25:00 <partay> sweet sex.. whats that.. did you fuck yourself with a candy cane ?
22:25:00 <Serenity> wtf @ Clarkson
22:25:00 <Clarkson> beehhh fuck off with the whsipers
22:25:00 <President_Trump> why are loof's appearances so short now?
22:26:00 <dematerialised> he doesnt like me
22:26:00 <dematerialised> because i called him out on his lies
22:26:00 <GoldSpade> hmm good question
22:26:00 <dematerialised> and i demand an apology
22:26:00 <chelle> partay, I hear that leads to yeast infections
22:26:00 <georgeandwell> is chelle beeh?
22:26:00 <dematerialised> otherwise i will make him walk the plank
22:26:00 <partay> chelle reason #86 why Im thankful I'm not a chick
22:27:00 <dematerialised> boys can get yeast infections too
22:27:00 <chelle> partay, hahaha
22:27:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
22:27:00 <dematerialised> i fucked a dirty skank once
22:27:00 <Clarkson> what happened to that indian curry eating fuck ?
22:27:00 <chelle> demmie: only once?
22:27:00 <dematerialised> got fungus in my groin afterwards
22:27:00 <georgeandwell> which indian
22:27:00 <President_Trump> Serenity i had a CHOC MALTED MEGA MILKSHAKE DRUMSTICK then i fell very sleepy for two hours, how come?
22:27:00 <dematerialised> once was enough
22:27:00 <chelle> :P
22:27:00 <President_Trump> *felt
22:27:00 <chelle> I've never had an STD
22:27:00 <chelle> thank fuck
22:27:00 <Clarkson> She had great tits but I think someone spilt acid on her face
22:27:00 <Serenity> because you're a fat pig who probably has high blood sugars President_Trump
22:27:00 <dematerialised> oink oink
22:28:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:28:00 <faux> CHOC MALTED MEGA MILKSHAKE DRUMSTICK
22:28:00 <partay> President_Trump you spiked your insulin
22:28:00 <President_Trump> u mean like diabetes?
22:28:00 <Serenity> normal people spike their blood sugars it doesnt mean you have diebetes
22:28:00 <Serenity> it happens when you eat shit
22:28:00 <partay> day #4 without an Ice Break™ and I'm struggling
22:28:00 <Serenity> you get tired
22:29:00 <President_Trump> i never get that tired eating sugar
22:29:00 <President_Trump> lucky i have another 3 to re-test
22:29:00 <dematerialised> i constantly eat shit and thus my blood sugar levels are always high that's why im so sweet :3 xoxo
22:29:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:29:00 <Serenity> whatever a choc malted mega milkshake drumstick is it sounds revolting tbh
22:30:00 <faux> idk what it is but i want one
22:30:00 <President_Trump> http://consumable.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Drumstick-Milk-Bar-320x320.gif
22:30:00 <President_Trump> ive got 4 of the donut ones too lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:30:00 <faux> yum
22:30:00 <Serenity> I'd be sick if I ate something like that
22:31:00 <President_Trump> why?
22:31:00 <Serenity> because i have gone so long without eating sugar that when i do it makes me feel sick
22:32:00 <dematerialised> well you see ivan, i shoot myself with small bullet to work my way up to big bullet
22:32:00 <dematerialised> then i become invincible!
22:33:00 <Serenity> okay
22:33:00 <President_Trump> i had to PIG DOWN a triple strength COFFEE just to stay awake after that icecream
22:33:00 <georgeandwell> i hav a 50yo woman chatting me up on tinder
22:33:00 <georgeandwell> ready to go
22:34:00 <amelia> show her pic georgio
22:34:00 <georgeandwell> im gonna pass
22:34:00 <georgeandwell> too old
22:34:00 <dematerialised> george is telling lies
22:34:00 <georgeandwell> lol
22:34:00 <President_Trump> take a screen shot george
22:34:00 <dematerialised> wb loof
22:34:00 <georgeandwell> i wont go over 40
22:35:00 <georgeandwell> 40 is the new 30
22:35:00 <President_Trump> Loof where did u go?
22:35:00 <dematerialised> show us one of your latest portfolio works
22:35:00 <georgeandwell> these days
22:35:00 <Loof> to do a shit
22:35:00 <dematerialised> did you paint it?
22:35:00 <georgeandwell> i can take a photo of my diareaha forbu guys
22:36:00 <georgeandwell> its got a bit of blood in it
22:36:00 <Maurice> Gotta log off everytime you do something so the wife doesn't find out you're on irc
22:36:00 <dematerialised> you should talk to doctor about that george
22:36:00 <President_Trump> Maurice are u free tomorrow night?
22:36:00 <partay> does Loof's wife wear the pants ?
22:36:00 <georgeandwell> im kidding
22:36:00 <Maurice> Nope, trimming my toe nails, soz
22:36:00 <dematerialised> Loofs wife wears the pants
22:36:00 <Loof> why do you care Maurice
22:36:00 <georgeandwell> i wana add some effects
22:36:00 <Loof> so petty
22:36:00 <dematerialised> she also apparently not very attractive
22:36:00 <Maurice> Oh yay, no longer on ignore
22:36:00 <dematerialised> haha
22:36:00 <Loof> it's none of your business
22:37:00 <Maurice> So it's true then lol
22:37:00 <dematerialised> Loof put your wife on the phone you're boring
22:37:00 <doctor> I wanna take you to grantive
22:37:00 <dematerialised> wb chelle
22:37:00 <chelle> thx
22:38:00 <dematerialised> loof do u have any new portraits to show us in your portfolio?
22:38:00 <dematerialised> we are incredibly proud of your art skills
22:38:00 <dematerialised> or perhaps a novella or three
22:39:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I
22:39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Queen - Under Pressure (Official Video) Views: 52,466,228 Uploader: Queen Official Uploaded: Sep 9, 2008 Duration: 4m14s Rating: 4.91
22:39:00 <Loof> gay
22:39:00 <dematerialised> dont pretend you have me on ignore patrick
22:40:00 <slower> dematerialised you are getting quite boring, baiting loof every time he comes in. grow up
22:40:00 <partay> patrick.. I hate that name... every patrick Ive known has been a flogbag
22:40:00 <Loof> shtup
22:40:00 <dematerialised> are you defending your boyfriend slower?
22:40:00 <Loof> it's pat
22:40:00 <slower> see? how childish you are
22:40:00 <Loof> i hate "patrick"
22:41:00 <Loof> i have them all on ignore
22:41:00 <dematerialised> anyway back to Loof
22:41:00 <georgeandwell> thats not a common name these days
22:41:00 <Loof> let em go for it
22:41:00 <Loof> but thanks
22:41:00 <chelle> partay, I know a Patrik and he's an asshole
22:41:00 <Clarkson> I don't want to get done by any cock but
22:41:00 <Loof> i know a chelle, she's a ho
22:41:00 <dematerialised> all pat's are pretty homosexual tbh
22:41:00 <chelle> what's a ho?
22:41:00 <Loof> .
22:41:00 <dematerialised> but this pat here is a particularly gay homosexual
22:42:00 <faux> sluz
22:42:00 <couleurs> Hi All :)
22:42:00 <dematerialised> matthew used to be the gayest irc'er in the village
22:42:00 <faux> hi colores
22:42:00 <faux> how u
22:42:00 <dematerialised> hello colors
22:42:00 <georgeandwell> i know a few adrians... all asshiles
22:42:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlRTxFkLPBlMTvO/giphy-downsized-large.gif
22:42:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
22:42:00 <DK> going orrrrrnnn
22:42:00 <Loof> i knew a person once, total asshole
22:42:00 <dematerialised> scarn
22:42:00 <georgeandwell> yeh true
22:42:00 <couleurs> i'm ok bit tired n u faks
22:43:00 <Loof> true story m8
22:43:00 <DK> fuck allll
22:43:00 <Clarkson> and if youre gay you can lick the screen and pretend
22:43:00 <amelia> ye
22:43:00 <georgeandwell> yeh i balieve u
22:43:00 <chelle> hi faux
22:43:00 <dematerialised> yeh
22:43:00 <faux> hi
22:43:00 <TheRiddler> click the link
22:43:00 <faux> im good tenks couleurs
22:43:00 <dematerialised> i did
22:43:00 <dematerialised> i laughed
22:43:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
22:43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:43:00 <dematerialised> its funny coz she's blonde
22:43:00 <faux> sleepy 2
22:43:00 <doctor> im okay tyvm just suicidal
22:43:00 <Loof> lol
22:43:00 <faux> oh
22:44:00 <chelle> SOMEONE CALL THE CATT TEAM
22:44:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14067687_1830711850510152_6298098037929647646_n.jpg?oh=b87c2a58f202b98af94f69b14e6d923d&oe=584BC7BD
22:44:00 <amelia> ye
22:44:00 <dematerialised> if you're suicidal you should seek mental health assitance, and if that doesn't work just kill yourself
22:44:00 <dematerialised> and stop wasting our tax money
22:44:00 <chelle> hahaha Sez
22:44:00 <chelle> that was great
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> http://67.media.tumblr.com/5d05af3f7173b524b3d1bf184fda3a34/tumblr_mit54v2NhA1qdlh1io1_400.gif
22:44:00 <georgeandwell> i wipe my bum with me left hand.. no paper..indian style
22:44:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azdwsXLmrHE
22:44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Queen - Radio Ga Ga (Official Video) Views: 19,276,746 Uploader: Queen Official Uploaded: Aug 1, 2008 Duration: 5m54s Rating: 4.90
22:45:00 <Serenity> hehee
22:45:00 <georgeandwell> i wont shake ur hand with me left hand..cos that is insult
22:45:00 <dematerialised> that's kind of you george
22:45:00 <georgeandwell> im a gentalman
22:46:00 <doctor> almond milk tastes like water and talc powder
22:47:00 <georgeandwell> ladies here if u want a true gentleman
22:47:00 <georgeandwell> thats me
22:47:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/YyshXYpRN0b4I/giphy.gif
22:47:00 <faux> ye soy tastes like chalk
22:47:00 <TheRiddler> LOL that kid
22:48:00 <dematerialised> haha
22:48:00 <dematerialised> cute
22:48:00 <georgeandwell> hi faux
22:49:00 <partay> lol
22:50:00 <faux> no
22:50:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
22:50:00 <President_Trump> faux get some of those DRUMSTICKS
22:51:00 <georgeandwell> hi
22:52:00 <georgeandwell> every1
22:52:00 <Serenity> oi
22:52:00 <DK> yes?
22:52:00 <DK> better?
22:52:00 <Serenity> behave
22:52:00 <amelia> is dat cos she squirts
22:53:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/3owypi6oYxzjTCc968/giphy-downsized-large.gif
22:54:00 <Serenity> only for DK
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/BaLXrFmpoCKgU/giphy-downsized-large.gif
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> for amelia
22:54:00 <amelia> I SEEN DIS
22:54:00 <amelia> IT MADE ME SUPER HAPPY
22:55:00 <amelia> for at least 2hrs
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:55:00 <President_Trump> Serenity make me a meal plan and ill eat it for a week, i trust u
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> cute
22:55:00 <dematerialised> she's got it as her screensave
22:55:00 <dematerialised> r
22:55:00 <dematerialised> alternating with pictures of burritos
22:55:00 <Serenity> why the fuck would I make you a meal plan
22:55:00 <Clarkson> u are a wank
22:56:00 <Loof> that beetle pretending to be innocent when he's the worst type of person there is
22:56:00 <President_Trump> coz we are friends and friends share meal plans sometimes
22:56:00 <amelia> Mitchell Johnson is my screensaver
22:56:00 <Loof> i will kill u beetle
22:56:00 <dematerialised> loof is angry
22:56:00 <Serenity> what makes you think I have a meal plan
22:56:00 <President_Trump> i said to make one for me, i dunno if u got one or not
22:56:00 <President_Trump> u might like to
22:56:00 <Serenity> no thanks
22:56:00 <Loof> so ferocious with Maurice around aren't you doormat
22:57:00 <ladybug> haha
22:57:00 <Maurice> Oh ffs, I am so sick of your shit Loof
22:57:00 <TheRiddler> http://giphy.com/gifs/what-26BRzSSFnveafH0vC?status=200
22:57:00 <Serenity> Maurice isnt even talking
22:57:00 <Serenity> oh
22:57:00 <Serenity> kay
22:57:00 <TheRiddler> here's another for you amelia
22:57:00 <Serenity> then
22:57:00 <Maurice> He is constantly going on and on about me banning him
22:57:00 <Maurice> So there he goes
22:57:00 <Serenity> haha
22:57:00 <Serenity> im going to go wash me hair
22:57:00 <faux> pox
22:57:00 <Maurice> I had the hottest shower earlier, tempted to have another one
22:58:00 <TheRiddler> 2 subwoofers
22:58:00 <amelia> AWWWWW
22:58:00 <faux> pix
22:58:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
22:58:00 <amelia> puppy powerrrrrr
22:59:00 <georgeandwell> hey amelia
22:59:00 <partay> showercam
23:00:00 <amelia> hay georgio hows da milf going?
23:00:00 <georgeandwell> there is.none
23:00:00 <georgeandwell> i just made it up cos i waz bore
23:00:00 <amelia> oh
23:00:00 <amelia> I believed in you
23:00:00 <dreamaterialised> george is my kinda guy
23:00:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7TKE126vk0829VSM/giphy.gif
23:00:00 <dreamaterialised> i like him
23:01:00 <dreamaterialised> i might ask him out on a date
23:01:00 <georgeandwell> it half true
23:01:00 <TheRiddler> https://66.media.tumblr.com/b675134757d1708e63f1a6c1a408f27f/tumblr_o7cua2r8fd1s02vreo1_400.gif
23:01:00 <georgeandwell> i got a chat request on tinder
23:01:00 <georgeandwell> but ivwasnt interested
23:01:00 <georgeandwell> im looking for younger lady
23:02:00 <partay> georgeandwell is one of those guys to get scammed on tinder
23:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
23:09:00 <dreamaterialised> hihi k9
23:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> n freaks
23:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> hihi sup
23:09:00 <dreamaterialised> nommuch
23:09:00 <dreamaterialised> chillin with me bae
23:09:00 <dreamaterialised> wbu
23:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> is your ‘bae’ nachos?
23:10:00 <dreamaterialised> .. maybe
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> me listening to music!
23:10:00 <dreamaterialised> music is the nectar of life
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
23:10:00 <dreamaterialised> i always have tunes going
23:10:00 <chelle> hi kk
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RFamm2M21I
23:10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Daniel Spaleniak - My name is wind OFFICIAL VIDEO Views: 209,195 Uploader: Daniel Spaleniak Uploaded: Jan 1, 2014 Duration: 3m12s Rating: 4.95
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai chelle
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think that dude is a bit awesome
23:11:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
23:11:00 <dreamaterialised> thanks i think so too
23:11:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/3owypi6oYxzjTCc968/giphy-downsized-large.gif
23:11:00 <TheRiddler> for kk
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> 11.11
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> make a wish
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> AND it’s me birthday in about
23:11:00 <dreamaterialised> i wish for a hot korean housewife
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah less than an hour
23:12:00 <dreamaterialised> happy birthday for less than an hour away
23:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wish for cake!
23:12:00 <dreamaterialised> are you 21 now?
23:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep, forever 21
23:12:00 <dreamaterialised> *nods*
23:12:00 <dreamaterialised> thought so
23:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
23:12:00 <TheRiddler> cake is in the pic
23:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw 35
23:12:00 <TheRiddler> link
23:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh riddler
23:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> hang on
23:12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL awww cute
23:13:00 <dreamaterialised> https://www.facebook.com/Fronzilla/photos/a.213932415296974.60455.164589830231233/1207943675895838/?type=3
23:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i better get some good cake tomoz
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:15:00 <Serenity> how fucking good does exfoliated skin feel
23:15:00 <dreamaterialised> extremely
23:15:00 <dreamaterialised> the first time i had my face done i felt like a new born baby
23:15:00 <Serenity> yeah my whole body feels like that atm
23:15:00 <DK> I got some skin cream you can use Serenity
23:15:00 <President_Trump> FRANK
23:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh here we fucking go
23:15:00 <Serenity> yeah thanks weirdo
23:15:00 <amelia> I didn't know they had beauticians on the high seas
23:16:00 <dreamaterialised> i have whatever i want
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> on crusie ships?
23:16:00 <President_Trump> what grade did demut get at school? high C's
23:16:00 <dreamaterialised> i am a rich pirate
23:16:00 <amelia> ahahaha
23:16:00 <dreamaterialised> i earn 370k a year and have three investment properties
23:16:00 <dreamaterialised> my parents gave me everything
23:16:00 <Serenity> you dont realise how gross your skin is until you scrub a few layers of it off
23:17:00 <dreamaterialised> yeah
23:17:00 <dreamaterialised> when i used a flannel after the first time i had it done im like, this is my skin
23:17:00 <President_Trump> look at sbs, junkies
23:17:00 <dreamaterialised> its meant to be on my face
23:17:00 <Serenity> lol
23:17:00 <dreamaterialised> the price i pay for being the most handsome boy on irc
23:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> now hair flick
23:18:00 <dreamaterialised> i cant
23:18:00 <TheRiddler> sezz's real weight loss secret revealed :p
23:18:00 <dreamaterialised> shaved it all off like 2 weeks ago
23:19:00 <Serenity> shhh dont tell people i just scrub layers of my body off
23:19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:21:00 <couleurs> women's golf on @ the olympiads... riveting
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
23:24:00 <President_Trump> Serenity and i are going kick boxing then drinks next week
23:24:00 <President_Trump> who's coming?
23:24:00 <Serenity> we certainly are fucking not
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> you only exfoliated due to side guy, right?
23:24:00 <Clarkson> the fucking bo9x is over tyhere, i got dangling wires n thats it
23:24:00 <Serenity> yeah kate gotta keep myself smooth for the new lad
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt!
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> wish i had a side guy!
23:24:00 <President_Trump> kate u should go for jerome
23:25:00 <President_Trump> make him your side guy
23:26:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/videosrare/videos/1667880783532544/
23:27:00 <DK> oi
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:27:00 <Serenity> excuse fucking you
23:27:00 <DK> :D
23:27:00 <DK> so.. who is this new lad?
23:27:00 <DK> ayeeee
23:27:00 <DK> AYEEEE
23:27:00 <Serenity> oh my side guy from coles
23:27:00 <Serenity> hes why i decided to get tin
23:27:00 <Serenity> thin
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasssss
23:28:00 <DK> so I gotta bury him..
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can share….
23:29:00 <Serenity> dw dk you're always my #1 side guy
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:33:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlp1/v/t1.0-0/s552x414/13902562_1395956690419729_7269072311993009212_n.png?oh=63e7512f3c5535db52b416202c90de9d&oe=584B0A14&__gda__=1478073324_d06334deca3274c2eb27c967463d9236
23:33:00 <Maurice> Some people need to be vaccinated against stupidity
23:33:00 <Serenity> wow...
23:33:00 <Serenity> like.. wow
23:34:00 <Maurice> I love the ones who have never vaccinated but their child is still autistic so they blame it on older family members passing it on through their vax
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is no fucking link between vax and autism
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK SAKES
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> (generally speaking)
23:37:00 <couleurs> vax aren't bad but dyson's are better trust me i'm an online vacuum sales cleaner
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucker
23:38:00 <Serenity> loool
23:42:00 <couleurs> gone girl is on tv too wow tv still has movies?
23:42:00 <DK> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13886358_689151087899053_3004307355063334863_n.jpg?oh=5fbf31f40fa5d2d25db6b8dfb2248101&oe=585E1FF1
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
23:45:00 <Serenity> that is fucking disgusting
23:45:00 <Clarkson> dont call me cunt you fat
23:45:00 <Serenity> i said disgusting Clarkson you salty fuck
23:45:00 <Clarkson> how the fuck are you so normal
23:46:00 <doctor> Now does normal means you're a square
23:46:00 <doctor> days*
23:46:00 <couleurs> YEA
23:47:00 <doctor> all the cool kids have some cool mental illness
23:47:00 <Serenity> i am a bit square i guess
23:47:00 <DK> she sucks a good square dick.
23:47:00 <doctor> I'm pretty square and uninteresting, mostly cause I find little enjoyment in most things
23:47:00 <DK> aye clarky
23:47:00 <Clarkson> i totes understand why you can't wank when the cat is lurking around
23:48:00 <doctor> my cat doesnt care
23:48:00 <doctor> neither does the dog
23:49:00 <couleurs> stupid sexy Clarkson
23:49:00 <Clarkson> im lik sum shit etc.
23:50:00 <DK> clarky, your mum. jebus
23:50:00 <Clarkson> some wird shit goin on
23:50:00 <couleurs> You're an Idiot, Steve Harrington!!!!!!!!!!!
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> goodbye 34
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> hello 35 in 5 minutes
23:55:00 <couleurs> RiP
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:56:00 <amelia> ur all squares
23:56:00 <amelia> except Picard hes a circle
23:57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
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