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00:00 <ShadowLurker> oh our mates gone to get another hit
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> from hi hill billy ice hooker
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> hill billy**
01:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahah
01:00 <\aRomeo_> i have pepsi
01:00 <\aRomeo_> :)
01:00 <dematerialised> can i just be allowed to pick on people and not be accused of fighting
01:00 <dematerialised> ?
01:00 <ShadowLurker> at least get a 45c 100W globe
01:00 <dematerialised> stop opressing me
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, please
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <\aRomeo_> i fixed my sound cord
01:00 <dematerialised> what tunes are you listening to romes?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem, if you can make trevor leave for an extended period of time, i’ll suck yo’ dick and bring cake
02:00 <\aRomeo_> lots of stuff
02:00 <dematerialised> nah i  dont want trevor to leave
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> with your…. internet harassment that iw
02:00 <dematerialised> i think trev can be redeemed
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> da fuck
02:00 <dematerialised> under his exterior cloak of loofiness he's a normal guy
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> said no one ever
02:00 <Serenity> he was normal for ages
02:00 <dematerialised> he's actually quite a good troll
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> then smoked ice, prob lol
02:00 <Serenity> like way more normal that most of the idiots here and then he just went weird
03:00 <dematerialised> he owns the personality
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… it was bizzare
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
03:00 <Serenity> i was like woah this guy is alright hey someone with a brain and then its like he had a stroke, smoked a bag of meth and got a lobotomy all on the same night
03:00 <dematerialised> haha
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAOOOOOOO
03:00 <dematerialised> it's all an act tbh
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> true!
04:00 <dematerialised> i know his deal
04:00 <Serenity> i sure hope so
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> his deal is what serenity said
04:00 <dematerialised> hehe
05:00 <dematerialised> k9 rub my temples for me plz
05:00 <dematerialised> i has a headache
06:00 <\aRomeo_> Cake prodigy vnv nation bloodhound gang fat boy slim george micheal project pitchfork Depeche mode Sophie B hawkins Taylor swift Static-X the list is endless but yeah :)
06:00 <dematerialised> that's a solid lineup romeo
06:00 <dematerialised> i approve
06:00 <dematerialised> bonus points awarded for prodigy and fatboy slim
07:00 <\aRomeo_> * @BABYGIRL should have shower when i get off my ass to have one lol
07:00 <\aRomeo_> <@BABYGIRL> no eeew
07:00 <\aRomeo_> <+\aRomeo_> ah
07:00 <\aRomeo_> <+\aRomeo_> you should have a camera in the shower :P
07:00 <\aRomeo_> <+MrMark> oooer
07:00 <\aRomeo_> <+\aRomeo_> just so i can watch you getting clean
07:00 <\aRomeo_> <+MrMark> kinky
07:00 <\aRomeo_> <+\aRomeo_> :) hehe
07:00 <dematerialised> babygirl lives!
07:00 <dematerialised> https://www.myinstants.com/instant/broteam-baby-wins/
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh babygurl
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe ooo
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> (MGMT)
09:00 <dematerialised> im not really an mgmt fan
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
09:00 <dematerialised> they had one radio hit that i liked
09:00 <dematerialised> that was it
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> a while ago
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah make it a triple thanks!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> gotta make up for lost time!
17:00 <nubbymcnu> http://i.imgur.com/gD8kzSb.jpg
17:00 <dematerialised> lol
35:00 <morgoth> http://vocaroo.com/i/s07g56YoxQn1
36:00 <dematerialised> how high are you right now
39:00 <morgoth> approx 17 meters above sea level
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Doodle> some cunts been playing loud music for hours
49:00 <Clarkson> no they banned you for looking like a piece of shit
50:00 <Doodle> i think i'm gonna rock their roof
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah while you’re at it, can you smash my fucking neighbours?
52:00 <Doodle> can i fuck your smashing neighbours instead
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, if you like huge bitches
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> When I was preggers, she was still bigger than me. And i was a fatso whale.
59:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/L3ikoNU.jpg
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> night! catch you cunts on the flip side :D
05:00 <Doodle> walked up there got the address called the cops on them
16:00 <Klutch> party pooper
34:00 <hokee> LOL
34:00 <hokee> 90% of the chan bans are for me
34:00 <hokee> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL fucking losers
45:00 <hokee> ^ full blown loser
49:00 <hokee> open up bidmeads
00:00 <Loof> dematerialsed on autovoice
00:00 <Loof> if he gets ops i'm out of here for good
15:00 <BMP> haha
15:00 <BMP> Lets make it happen Australia
21:00 <Skirmish> Just finished the census. Marked my religion to help keep away the hordes of muslims. 
35:00 <smeagal> good to know
16:00 <Serenity> .
17:00 <Doodle> :..::.:..::  :. :: .
18:00 <Doodle> another day in paradise, just washed out me bins
29:00 <Serenity> sounds thrilling lol
32:00 <Doodle> ye
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
47:00 <Doodle> hai2u katatonic_kate01
47:00 <Doodle> just finished another assessment eeeee
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi2u2!
10:00 <Doodle> ^_^
22:00 <TheRon> maybe i'm just thinking that the rooms are all on fire
50:00 <TheRon> 450!
02:00 <dematerialised> [05:59:59] <Loof> dematerialsed on autovoice
02:00 <dematerialised> [06:00:07] <Loof> if he gets ops i'm out of here for good
02:00 <dematerialised> can we? please?
04:00 <TheRon> i'd love some mac and cheese right now
04:00 <dematerialised> mmm cheesy
04:00 <dematerialised> ive got some but only the microwave stuff
05:00 <TheRon> kraft deluxe
08:00 <TheRon> 1927 - that's when i think of you
18:00 <TheRon> you've gotta go and be a hero, i've got a new game for all you boys, it's war without a choice
32:00 <couleurs> Hi All
32:00 <dematerialised> werd
32:00 <couleurs> TGiF
32:00 <dematerialised> +1
33:00 <Serenity> ..:.
33:00 <dematerialised> stop trying to hack me
33:00 <TheRon> oh alright
33:00 <Serenity> sorry
36:00 <ShadowLurker> ⌐(ಠ۾ಠ)¬
36:00 <TheRon> how to make gravy is my favourite christmas song
36:00 <ShadowLurker> babygravy
37:00 <couleurs> n e goss
37:00 <TheRon> trump gonna fail miserably 
39:00 <couleurs> RiP
39:00 <dematerialised> my farts are potent right now
39:00 <Trevor> hi friends <3
39:00 <dematerialised> hello mate
39:00 <Trevor> & Serenity 
39:00 <Serenity> no
41:00 <couleurs> ok
42:00 <TheRon> adelaide united getting beat in the ffa cup?
42:00 <TheRon> i had a giggle
45:00 <couleurs> me 2
48:00 <TheRon> only if ya wanna be a passenger
50:00 <couleurs> sgarn
51:00 <TheRon> take a long line
53:00 <couleurs> :)
55:00 <GoldSpade> hmm
55:00 <GoldSpade> I would be guessing
55:00 <Skirmish> hokee: Just lurking tonight? Seeing how long it will take until they notice you? 
56:00 <GoldSpade> then angels? . The ron
56:00 <TheRon> yes!
56:00 <TheRon> she keeps no secrets from you
56:00 <GoldSpade> I like that one
57:00 <GoldSpade> thats about a hooker
57:00 <TheRon> sure is
57:00 <GoldSpade> am I ever gonna see your face again (no way get fucked ! fuck off!)
57:00 <GoldSpade> heheh
58:00 <TheRon> classic
58:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/gWWoRzD.gifv
58:00 <couleurs> lmao
58:00 <TheRon> shadow boxer
00:00 <GoldSpade> poor doc neeson got  a brain tumor
00:00 <TheRon> so sad
00:00 <GoldSpade> died 2 years ago
00:00 <TheRon> absolute legend
00:00 <GoldSpade> yes
00:00 <dematerialised> i like pretending i dont notice him Skirmish
01:00 <couleurs> me 2
01:00 <TheRon> jane bunn?
01:00 <dematerialised> does she do nudes?
01:00 <GoldSpade> hehe jane boob more like it
02:00 <TheRon> i would've found them by now
03:00 <TheRon> the dogs are talking
03:00 <GoldSpade> they take up the whole tv screen
03:00 <GoldSpade> her boobs
04:00 <TheRon> more than a mouthful?
05:00 <GoldSpade> dont even think you could get your mouth around those nipples somehow
05:00 <GoldSpade> so damn big
05:00 <TheRon> hi lumeah
05:00 <Lumeah> hi TheRon 
05:00 <TheRon> just discussing jane bunn
06:00 <Lumeah> yeah? 
06:00 <GoldSpade> professional cock teaser
06:00 <Lumeah> lok
06:00 <TheRon> really just her boobs
06:00 <Lumeah> yeah.. funny that 
07:00 <GoldSpade> she most likely got hired because of them
07:00 <Lumeah> probably 
07:00 <TheRon> her degree had nothing to do with it
07:00 <dematerialised> she's probably not even that good in bed
07:00 <GoldSpade> heh nup...just the ability to read
07:00 <Lumeah> i have dirt on my booots.  :p
07:00 <dematerialised> you're dirty Lumeah ;)
08:00 <Lumeah> yeah i know.. m
08:00 <Lumeah> can't help it 
09:00 <TheRon> you am i - soldiers
09:00 <TheRon> love this song
10:00 <faux> HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHADOWLURKER
11:00 <faux> oh
11:00 <faux> july 31
11:00 <TheRon> helen!?
11:00 <faux> lol
11:00 <faux> HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY
11:00 <faux> me and Doodle irl
11:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1506200779422021&id=217293018312810
12:00 <dematerialised> good morning fo
12:00 <dematerialised> x
12:00 <TheRon> whats doodle got that i aint? :P
12:00 <couleurs> yea well it's been tiggiers birthday in phd since 2015 all day every day soab
13:00 <dematerialised> i dont have a birthday, according to official documents i was never born
13:00 <TheRon> he's got weed, sorry my mistake
13:00 <GoldSpade> well wont pedos love that faux
13:00 <faux> morning dematerialised 
13:00 <faux> yourethe only sick fuck that went there GoldSpade 
13:00 <Clarkson> hate fuck you
13:00 <faux> gtfo
14:00 <faux> why are you even here
14:00 <GoldSpade> well I didnt know it was kiddy porn did I
15:00 <TheRon> fuck it broncos won
16:00 <dematerialised> i need about 40 chicken nuggets
16:00 <TheRon> what about a shit of dim sims and a bucket of soy sauce?
16:00 <TheRon> load
16:00 <dematerialised> that could work too
18:00 <amsy> :'(
18:00 <hokee> <Skirmish> hokee: Just lurking tonight? Seeing how long it will take until they notice you?  << actually no i was cooking some food
18:00 <hokee> if u must know
18:00 <hokee> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
18:00 <hokee> loser
18:00 <dematerialised> your parents dont cook for you anymore?
19:00 <faux> im eating pecorino cheese howver its spelt
19:00 <faux> it tastes like baby vomit
19:00 <faux> actuallY gagging
19:00 <TheRon> dematerialised: on the golf course the usual practice is to carry a bucket of sand to fill in the divits, i take a bucket of KFC
19:00 <TheRon> i just relly like chicken
24:00 <TheRon> these days turned out nothing like i had planned
25:00 <Lumeah> then why fuckin eat it
25:00 <TheRon> careful she likes that
25:00 <TheRon> apparently
26:00 <faux> coa i tried it for the first time
26:00 <faux> duh
28:00 <Skirmish> Goldspade is sooking about getting kicked so I think Lumeah is trying to provoke faux 
29:00 <Lumeah> noooo
29:00 <Lumeah> read into shit! 
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <faux> what 
29:00 <Lumeah> she said she was eating baby vomit... 
29:00 <Lumeah> so i said why eat it.. 
29:00 <faux> did i
29:00 <Lumeah> dah
30:00 <Serenity> goldspade irriates me so much
30:00 <TheRon> make a soup tomorrow
30:00 <Serenity> its got this weird chip on his shoulder and some weird misplaced self importants of his value here
30:00 <Serenity> its strange
30:00 <Serenity> wtf importance
30:00 <TheRon> got this big slab of bacon
31:00 <Lumeah> you can buy half a cow here.  
31:00 <Lumeah> cut it up yourself 
31:00 <Lumeah> frezze it
31:00 <Lumeah> why i wouldn't know 
31:00 <faux> importants
32:00 <]\\AlienatedRomEO_|> my pizza is cooked
32:00 <TheRon> ever had a good fish soup faux ?
32:00 <Lumeah>  yay 
32:00 <faux> nah
32:00 <]\\AlienatedRomEO_|> i've been eating chips
35:00 <TheRon> cyndi lauper - i drove all night
38:00 <TheRon> don't you want me baby
39:00 <]\\AlienatedRomEO_|> the ron
39:00 <]\\AlienatedRomEO_|> :-)
40:00 <]\\AlienatedRomEO_|> i needed to buy a pizza cutter
40:00 <]\\AlienatedRomEO_|> the other day
41:00 <]\\AlienatedRomEO_|> mmm pizza got good dough
42:00 <Thebigdon> somebody owes me their house
42:00 <]\\AlienatedRomEO_|> <]\\AlienatedRomEO_|> !stat
42:00 <]\\AlienatedRomEO_|> <@StatsOP> ]\\AlienatedRomEO_|: 7 words, 38 letters, 0 smilies, time wasted: 7 minutes .
43:00 <]\\AlienatedRomEO_|> HOUSE AYE
43:00 <]\\AlienatedRomEO_|> ...
43:00 <Thebigdon> liars every where
43:00 <]\\AlienatedRomEO_|> i c
44:00 <Thebigdon> because of what they said I now own their house
44:00 <TheRon> video killed the radio star
44:00 <]\\AlienatedRomEO_|> this pizza is hardcore
45:00 <TheRon> chilli?
45:00 <]\\AlienatedRomEO_|> no but yeah sauce
46:00 <Thebigdon> my first kiss owns the pokies
46:00 <Thebigdon> and u think u know shit
47:00 <Romeo> my stomache is bad
47:00 <Romeo> cause i drink too much
47:00 <Romeo> and get raped
47:00 <Romeo> .
47:00 <Romeo> by the night
47:00 <Romeo> kjhgfdser456789
47:00 <Romeo> ';lkjhgfdswe34567ujnbvgftr5678io;
47:00 <Thebigdon> wtf
47:00 <Romeo> hehe
47:00 <Romeo> hi
47:00 <Romeo> high
47:00 <Romeo> how
47:00 <Romeo> r
47:00 <Romeo> you?
47:00 <Thebigdon> I don't like high
47:00 <Romeo> ok
48:00 <Romeo> you like low/.?
48:00 <Thebigdon> u junkie
48:00 <Romeo> ha
48:00 <Romeo> :)
49:00 <TheRon> it's a fine line between pleasure and pain
49:00 <Thebigdon> fuck no dope till mid night
51:00 <Thebigdon> made pouch last 3 days
51:00 <Thebigdon> fuck this smokes shit
52:00 <ctrlk> what do you smoke?
52:00 <ctrlk> these days?
52:00 <Thebigdon> rollies
52:00 <ctrlk> ah same
52:00 <ctrlk> :)
52:00 <ctrlk> mister MARK
53:00 <MrMark> its friday!!!!!super duper party time!!!!!
53:00 <ctrlk> seen any tv today?
53:00 <TheRon> the human league - together in electric dreams
53:00 <ctrlk> tv is the only reason why we stay at home like little hermits
54:00 <Thebigdon> got 2 shots left of beam
54:00 <ctrlk> i c
54:00 <ctrlk>  1 2 
54:00 <ctrlk> enjoy
54:00 <ctrlk> :) ;)
54:00 <Thebigdon> well 4
54:00 <ctrlk> ahhh
54:00 <ctrlk> even better
54:00 <ctrlk> :P
54:00 <Thebigdon> but 2 forme
55:00 <Thebigdon>  then dope comes
55:00 <Thebigdon> he gets 2 shot
55:00 <MrMark> Jann Arden....................Insensitive
55:00 <ctrlk> sister of night (1997)	6:05	depeche mode	depeche mode		0	2
55:00 <ctrlk> 54321
55:00 <ctrlk> :)
56:00 <ctrlk> so stoned
57:00 <ctrlk> so very stoned
57:00 <ctrlk> friday aye
57:00 <ctrlk> interesting
57:00 <ctrlk> :)
57:00 <Thebigdon> u know Dj hardwell
57:00 <Thebigdon> he added me as friend
57:00 <ctrlk> okay
58:00 <ctrlk> but what did you get in return?
58:00 <ctrlk> aids?
58:00 <Thebigdon> he 2nd DJs in world
58:00 <TheRon> wouldn't it be good to in your shoes, even if it was for just one day
58:00 <ctrlk> cancer?
58:00 <ctrlk> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
58:00 <ctrlk> :) =)
58:00 <ctrlk> im so high
58:00 <ctrlk> flies
58:00 <Thebigdon> I got nothing but
58:00 <Thebigdon> love for
58:00 <ctrlk> soon?
58:00 <ctrlk> for?
58:00 <Thebigdon> edm
58:00 <ctrlk> whom?
58:00 <ctrlk> ahh
58:00 <ctrlk> good
58:00 <ctrlk> :)
59:00 <Thebigdon> i am God of music
59:00 <ctrlk> do you own a house?
59:00 <Thebigdon> one day
59:00 <ctrlk> cool
59:00 <ctrlk> :)
59:00 <ctrlk> i do aye
59:00 <Thebigdon> when chick comes
59:00 <ctrlk> ah chicky
59:00 <ctrlk> chick
00:00 <ctrlk> have you been up long?
00:00 <Thebigdon> nah
00:00 <Thebigdon> 11
00:00 <ctrlk> ahh
00:00 <ctrlk> pm? am?
01:00 <ctrlk> i went to be at 5 am
01:00 <ctrlk> i went to bed at 5 am
01:00 <ctrlk> ctrlk> ass hole amio
01:00 <ctrlk> <ctrlk> smoke met with me
01:00 <ctrlk> <ctrlk> smoke metH with me
01:00 <Thebigdon> k
01:00 <ctrlk> :)
01:00 <Thebigdon> ok
01:00 <ctrlk> i have heaps of ks
01:00 <ctrlk> 350 000
02:00 <ctrlk> xxx
02:00 <ctrlk> 777
02:00 <ctrlk> 666
02:00 <ctrlk> i want kfc
02:00 <ctrlk> or pepsi
02:00 <Thebigdon> would smoke meth with one I love
02:00 <TheRon> MrMark: spandau ballet - only when you leave
02:00 <ctrlk> dinner
02:00 <ctrlk> ahh
02:00 <ctrlk> ________________________________________________________________________________
02:00 <Thebigdon> I'd rather do dinner
03:00 <ctrlk> ok
03:00 <Thebigdon> I do like drugs
03:00 <ctrlk> i like scrabble
03:00 <Thebigdon> but only weed
03:00 <ctrlk> weed is tha best
03:00 <ctrlk> sir
03:00 <ctrlk> do you like scrabble?
03:00 <ctrlk> 222
03:00 <Thebigdon> I got 2 seedlings
03:00 <ctrlk> awesome
03:00 <ctrlk> i have 1
04:00 <Thebigdon> they would go off in dirt
04:00 <ctrlk> ahh
04:00 <ctrlk> true
04:00 <ctrlk> do you like scrabble?
04:00 <Thebigdon> from 2 cone knock out seeds
04:00 <Thebigdon> yea
05:00 <Thebigdon> I like words
05:00 <ctrlk> joy
05:00 <ctrlk> :)
05:00 <TheRon> i like coherent words
05:00 <ctrlk> i have had at least four good cones
05:00 <ctrlk> tonight
05:00 <ctrlk> --
05:00 <ctrlk> do you like science?
05:00 <ctrlk> or math?
06:00 <ctrlk> or school?
06:00 <ctrlk> or work?
06:00 <TheRon> i like beer
06:00 <ctrlk> i like plants
06:00 <Thebigdon> I can be your tutor
06:00 <ctrlk> beer is the 2nd best
06:00 <Thebigdon> I'm smart
06:00 <ctrlk> just like me
06:00 <ctrlk> dammit
06:00 <ctrlk> hi GoldSpade
07:00 <ctrlk> MAGI
07:00 <GoldSpade> hey ctrlk
07:00 <ctrlk> :)
07:00 <ctrlk> how are you this evening?
07:00 <ctrlk> i drank all my drinks
07:00 <GoldSpade> doing mighty fine ctrlk
07:00 <ctrlk> real early
07:00 <GoldSpade> how about you
07:00 <ctrlk> ah cool
07:00 <ctrlk> good to hear
07:00 <ctrlk> yes im fantastic
07:00 <ctrlk> had a good week
07:00 <GoldSpade> the flakka?
07:00 <ctrlk> lol
07:00 <ctrlk> wha?
08:00 <ctrlk> bevermind
08:00 <ctrlk> i need coffee
08:00 <GoldSpade> its a new drug that turns people into a demon
08:00 <ctrlk> Nevermind
08:00 <ctrlk> ah like that shows scrubs
08:00 <ctrlk> ???
08:00 <GoldSpade> from florida
08:00 <Thebigdon> try dmt
09:00 <ctrlk> flOwRidaAr
09:00 <ctrlk> ok ok
09:00 <Thebigdon> flakes is shit
09:00 <ctrlk> shows rule
09:00 <GoldSpade> its just hit the australian shores
09:00 <Thebigdon> if I had paint thinner
09:00 <Thebigdon> I got meds
10:00 <Thebigdon> I will make flakka
10:00 <ctrlk> i only have a green pill left
10:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
10:00 <GoldSpade> green pill
10:00 <ctrlk> SchlaCeR
10:00 <ctrlk> SchlaCHeR
10:00 <TheRon> madness - it must be love
10:00 <ctrlk> :)
11:00 <Thebigdon> TheRon, 
11:00 <Thebigdon> nice song
11:00 <GoldSpade> house of fun
11:00 <GoldSpade> they did that live on the young ones. One episode
12:00 <ctrlk> i love coffee
12:00 <TheRon> i like motorhead
12:00 <Thebigdon> once when my bro setup network
12:00 <Thebigdon> i saw
12:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> :>
13:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> zotend
13:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> friday
13:00 <Thebigdon> I saw bluprints
13:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> kool
13:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> can i see?
13:00 <Thebigdon> eprintsi seen blueprints to pokies
13:00 <Thebigdon> I've seen
13:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> pokies suck
13:00 <Thebigdon> I here there and every where
13:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> i like black jack
14:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> i know they ar ok
14:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> but just for you
14:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> for me i need more chemicals and thoughts
14:00 <Thebigdon> I need hugs
14:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> aww
14:00 <Thebigdon> drugs don't work
14:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> get a hooker
15:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> go on a holiday
15:00 <Thebigdon> nah
15:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> :>?
15:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> ahh
15:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> :)
15:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> im gunna gop to the movies soon
15:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> im gunna go to the movies soon
15:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> geogeandwell
15:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> what a surprise
15:00 <GoldSpade> hehe fuka you ChanOP
15:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> what brings you here today?
16:00 <TheRon> every little thing she does is magic
16:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> Gold Spade fuck piles
16:00 <Clarkson> was going to go down but I'm staying home fuck it
16:00 <GoldSpade> piles? piles of what
16:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> so who's had coffee today?
16:00 <GoldSpade> leaves?
16:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> just dribbling man
16:00 <GoldSpade> ahh ok
16:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> dribbling over the weed
16:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> :)
17:00 <GoldSpade> mmm weed
18:00 <TheRon> the cure - in between days
18:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> mmm coffee and tobbaco porn pepsi lemonade weed k1Marijuana is the key
18:00 <Clarkson> Like a fucking carrot
18:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> mmm coffee and tobbaco porn pepsi lemonade weed k141Marijuana is the key
18:00 <_]\^a|Romeo|\_> mmm coffee and tobbaco porn pepsi lemonade weed k131Marijuana is the key
19:00 <couleurs>          milk            man
19:00 <amsy> lol
21:00 <Thebigdon> food
25:00 <Thebigdon> I'm not into sex
25:00 <TheRon> same as it ever was
28:00 <couleurs> torkin heds
28:00 <Thebigdon> I like helping ppl
30:00 <TheRon> she was the young american
31:00 <MrMark> music!!!
31:00 <TheRon> BOWIE!
32:00 <TheRon> good man
35:00 <MrMark> B52..................Roam Around The World
35:00 <TheRon> everybody wants to rule the world
35:00 <MrMark> tears
35:00 <MrMark> fears
35:00 <MrMark> ooer
35:00 <MrMark> classic
35:00 <Thebigdon> be back later
35:00 <MrMark> of
35:00 <MrMark> the 80s
40:00 <TheRon> joe jackson - real men
40:00 <MrMark> Michael Jackson.................Billy Jean
50:00 <Trevor> hi friends <3
50:00 <Trevor> & Serenity 
50:00 <MrMark> hi sexy
50:00 <couleurs> hiiiiiiiiiii
51:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDRORgoZxZU
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Meghan Trainor - Me Too Views: 177,944,096 Uploader: MeghanTrainorVEVO Uploaded: May 10, 2016 Duration: 3m3s Rating: 4.56
56:00 <Lumeah> hi Trevor 
59:00 <Thebigdon> hung door of letter box
59:00 <Thebigdon> on next door
59:00 <Thebigdon> I see that cunt again
59:00 <Clarkson> the bass in that ... fuck me
00:00 <MrMark> Thebigdong!
01:00 <Thebigdon> I will do it to other neighbour next
02:00 <Thebigdon> I will do it to every peso here
02:00 <Thebigdon> pedo
03:00 <Trevor> anyone named don probably owns a white van and is a pedo, tbh
04:00 <Trevor> hey don how come ur daughter left home when she was 12?
04:00 <MrMark> white van with dark tinted windows
05:00 <Trevor> don is all about the ham
05:00 <MrMark> is don is good
05:00 <Trevor> dunno about good
05:00 <Trevor> spam is probably comparable
25:00 <Klutch> fuk yung jeezy im da real snow man
29:00 <Lumeah2> uhuh
34:00 <MrMark> burp
37:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
38:00 <couleurs> hiiiiii
38:00 <TheRiddler> What is ppl leaving shoes everywhere
39:00 <TheRiddler> Seen 3 pairs in a week
39:00 <couleurs> yes
40:00 <TheRiddler> Tho 1 was child shoes
41:00 <TheRiddler> There's a pair across from next to a railing
42:00 <TheRiddler> +me
42:00 <TheRiddler> I shall take a pic lol
42:00 <Klutch> amazing
42:00 <Klutch> take 5 pics from different angles
44:00 <faux> What is ppl leaving shoes everywhere 
44:00 <couleurs> yes
44:00 <faux> Tho 1 was child shoes 
45:00 <couleurs> lol
45:00 <faux> Wb
45:00 <faux> :p
45:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgm406wT68Q
45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: These people are completely devastated after Dunkinâ€™ Donuts closes Views: 479 Uploader: mafia mafiaa Uploaded: Aug 3, 2016 Duration: 1m15s Rating: 5.00
45:00 <Tiggier> Thanks
45:00 <Tiggier> https://www.dropbox.com/sc/jqsmt8hdhl182n3/AADjyLaotbEOhtWuM_B6uWEqa
45:00 <Tiggier> The shoes
46:00 <Tiggier> Lol
46:00 <faux> LMAI
46:00 <faux> EDNA
46:00 <faux> is me fave
47:00 <faux> shamokin makesme laugh so much
47:00 <faux> SHAMOKIN
47:00 <faux> nexohaxbsjxkx ld
47:00 <faux> fuck 
47:00 <Clarkson> her bf used to butt punch me with his cock for looking at her
47:00 <couleurs> KALD KAWFEE
47:00 <faux> oh ok
47:00 <faux> LOL
47:00 <faux> lol @ the dude
47:00 <faux> i thought he was a law student 
47:00 <faux> then hes like
47:00 <faux> i meet w my eternies
47:00 <faux> CRiMiNaL
48:00 <Tiggier> I think I have someone on ignore
48:00 <Tiggier> Or something
48:00 <Klutch> no faux is just talking to herself
48:00 <faux> also hate how they say donuts
48:00 <Tiggier> Ok
48:00 <faux> IM TALKING TO COULEURA FUCK YOU
48:00 <faux> couleurs&
48:00 <couleurs> Gotta Drink Gator Ade, Stay Hydrated Bro 
49:00 <Klutch> he's said 1 word to your 15. thats not a conversation
49:00 <faux> smd
49:00 <Klutch> make me.
49:00 <couleurs> smh
49:00 <faux> smo
49:00 <Tiggier> Smt
49:00 <faux> no
49:00 <faux> gross
49:00 <Tiggier> What is smo
49:00 <faux> suck me off
49:00 <Tiggier> Oh
49:00 <Klutch> is smt tictac?
49:00 <Tiggier> No
49:00 <Tiggier> Taint
50:00 <Klutch> suck me awwfffff ya white dawwwwggggggggg
50:00 <Klutch> i havent seen that video in years
50:00 <Klutch> and the cardigan one.
52:00 <Klutch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaiU9UDnl7g
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Stitches - Fade Away (Official Music Video) Views: 398,079 Uploader: stitches Uploaded: Jul 13, 2016 Duration: 2m57s Rating: 4.75
53:00 <Klutch> I SIP LEAAAAANN, I POP PERRCCSSSSS
55:00 <Trevor> fuck i swear the price of property is just getting more and more retarded
02:00 <Serenity> just like you
03:00 <Kynetic> my cousin with the extra chromasome got a job a the local tip the other day
03:00 <Kynetic> you'd think he'd be happy about it
04:00 <Kynetic> but he's still a down in the dumps
05:00 <Serenity> ohhhhhhh
05:00 <Serenity> nooooo
05:00 <Serenity> lol
05:00 <Kynetic> *badoom tish*
06:00 <couleurs> i get it
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
07:00 <couleurs> kinda_katatomicmale01
08:00 <Kynetic> this photo is wrong on so many levels -> http://imgur.com/mRMVXVr
08:00 <Tiggier> Bbs
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> smd coukeurs
09:00 <couleurs> Tho 1 was child shoes
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> da fuck
10:00 <couleurs> Seen 3 pairs in a week
10:00 <faux> lmao
11:00 <couleurs> :p
11:00 <Serenity> aw man we just found the best kebab place
12:00 <couleurs> (◕ᴗ◕✿)﻿
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it’s in nsw darl
13:00 <Serenity> ah no
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you think i became a fatso whale eating shitty kebabs?
13:00 <Serenity> hahah
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
14:00 <Serenity> we ordered and were waiting and they bought out free turkish bread and dips for us
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i always get falafel :P
14:00 <Serenity> then bought more out while we were eating and then gave us some to take home
14:00 <Serenity> was so cool
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats nice
15:00 <Serenity> beetroot dip and hommus
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is an awsome leb restaurant in surry hills… its epic the amount of food the give you lol i love leb food 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yum
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> the garlic dip
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> and buba ganoush
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> its all delish!
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe i should do leb for me birthday
18:00 <couleurs> saucy
18:00 <Serenity> omg garlic dip
18:00 <Serenity> hnng
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> soooo good
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i dod mexican for dinner
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> did
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg i ant 790 smokes
18:00 <Kynetic> but what did you eat for dinner?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> dust
19:00 <TheRiddler> home
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> chicken fajitas 
19:00 <Kynetic> how do we know that for sure TheRiddler?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> wif beans 
19:00 <Kynetic> you could be ircing from a bus stop for all we know
19:00 <Kynetic> maybe you just want us to think youre home
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <couleurs> did u c n e shoes on the way home
20:00 <Kynetic> maybe the bus stop is your home
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> too airy
20:00 <TheRiddler> nope
20:00 <TheRiddler> no shoes
20:00 <Kynetic> i saw some shoes up on the power lines
20:00 <Kynetic> does that count?
21:00 <Kynetic> someone told me whenever you see shoes on the power line that means that couleurs has marked his territory
21:00 <Serenity> i actually saw shoes on a power line the other day
21:00 <Serenity> first time in well.. ever
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> sydney theyre everwhere 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok not everywhere
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> just in inner city shit holes n’ out west
24:00 <Kynetic> m8
24:00 <Kynetic> you havent truly lived until youve seen shoes on the electricity lines
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> you haven’t lived until your client is manufacturing drugs in her room… when she lives in a refuge… that’s livin’ m8
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> or find a fit kit *vomit*
26:00 <Serenity> lol wow
26:00 <British^Meat> fit kit?
27:00 <Serenity> do you not know what a fit is?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01>  yeah, i said it as a joke then we had to pack up her room….. fuck sakes
27:00 <British^Meat> jah like an epileptic fit?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <Serenity> um
27:00 <British^Meat> what am i missing?
28:00 <Serenity> rofl a fit kit is what junkies use
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> no drug implements - needle, spoon, tourniquet
28:00 <British^Meat> oh right, never heard of that
28:00 <British^Meat> wouldnt a better name be fix kit?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> used needles
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> feral cunts
28:00 <British^Meat> coz they get a fix?
28:00 <British^Meat> or something?
28:00 <Serenity> hey i didnt name the thing
28:00 <Trevor> gimme ma fix man
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… a fit kit… needles…
28:00 <British^Meat> i am now learned
28:00 <Serenity> theyre supposed to use them to dispose of their crap too
28:00 <Serenity> but usually they dont
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can get fit kits from… drg + alch places
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck cant spell
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the cunts leave needles laying around on the floor of their room some times
29:00 <Kynetic> i prefer to get my fits from the disposal bin
29:00 <British^Meat> fair nuff, id never heard of it
29:00 <Kynetic> you get the best diseases that way
29:00 <Serenity> http://aidsaction.org.au/images/artilces/FitPack-NSP.jpg
29:00 <Kynetic> "gotta catch em all"
29:00 <Serenity> ^ fit kit
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> some have the decency to put em in the needle bins
30:00 <Kynetic> *most
30:00 <Trevor> do fit kits come with the numbers of drug dealers in them, still?
30:00 <Kynetic> dunno Trevor
30:00 <Kynetic> youre the one telling the story m8
30:00 <Serenity> god if trevor is joining this convo im leaving
30:00 <British^Meat> ask your police mates Trevor
30:00 <British^Meat> surely a copper would know that
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw you hang outside the drug + alch facility
30:00 <Kynetic> i heard the best way to meet new drug dealers is in jail
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> trev is a cop serenity he knows shit
31:00 <Kynetic> maybe thats why Trevor has such good contacts
31:00 <Trevor> jail is where you meet people who both failed at life, and crime
31:00 <Trevor> the real criminals are in business
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> u fail @ life tho
31:00 <Trevor> cunt ur wrecked ok
31:00 <Kynetic> m8
31:00 <Kynetic> get ya tinfoil hat off k?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <Trevor> ??
32:00 <Trevor> tinfoil jimmy hat?
32:00 <Kynetic> or better yet.. at least up the protection m8
33:00 <Kynetic> i have some spare
33:00 <Trevor> fuckin these day shifts are shit
33:00 <Trevor> i hate startng at 6
33:00 <Kynetic> i use them to protect me from all the elctromagnetivity in todays societ
33:00 <Kynetic> y
33:00 <Trevor> people are around accusing me of being lazy
33:00 <Kynetic> all those electronic devies .. theyre giving me the cancer.
33:00 <Trevor> it isnt fair
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif trevor
33:00 <Kynetic> cmon m8
33:00 <Kynetic> we know youre not really lazy
33:00 <Kynetic> i mean look at how fast you can type
34:00 <British^Meat> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <British^Meat> classic
34:00 <Kynetic> that definitely took some practise
34:00 <Trevor> im also a keen masturbator
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics
34:00 <Kynetic> yeah but every asshole has that hobby
34:00 <Trevor> finger strength is important
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> you wank with 1 finger?
35:00 <Clarkson> Not the Bitey little fucker
35:00 <Trevor> i have a mean grip ok
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls
35:00 <Clarkson> My pre work poop this morning caused 2nd degree burns, but I would eat it again.
36:00 <Trevor> kate r u doing kegals to repair ur loose cunt
36:00 <Klutch> lmfao
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky, can u make me cake please
36:00 <Clarkson> if a girl has been raped her pussy is really tight
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> why would i need to do vadge exercises?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> me cunt is pristine 
37:00 <Trevor> pfft
37:00 <Trevor> you may as well claim to be a virgin
37:00 <Trevor> ur cunt is fucked aye
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos you havent fucked it?
38:00 <MrMark> its friday!!!!!super duper party time!!!!!
38:00 <Kynetic> this one time Picard came to my place
38:00 <Kynetic> and he asked what i was making for dinner
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> triple thanks mark
38:00 <Kynetic> i told him it was mexican
38:00 <Kynetic> but i was actually cookign dog food
38:00 <Kynetic> he told me it was the best meal he'd ever eaten
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <dematerialised> pokemon!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw vodka
39:00 <dematerialised> also hi k9
39:00 <Trevor> uhh
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi there
39:00 <Trevor> if you cooked dog food, wouldnt you know its dog food cause it tasted salty
39:00 <Picard> like fuck id come to yours
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> or a gin
39:00 <dematerialised> i just finished watching the first series of Preacher k9
39:00 <Picard> Trevor how do u know its salty?
39:00 <dematerialised> it's *really* good
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooh
39:00 <Kynetic> im waiting for westowlr
39:00 <Kynetic> westworld*
39:00 <MrMark> katatonic_kate01 u r never satisfied
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love the irish vamp dem
40:00 <dematerialised> what's that Kynetic?
40:00 <dematerialised> never heard of it
40:00 <Kynetic> wait
40:00 <Kynetic> no 
40:00 <Kynetic> tell me youre not seriously asking me that question
40:00 <dematerialised> i am
40:00 <dematerialised> haha
40:00 <Kynetic> oh man
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope he lives
40:00 <Kynetic> respect minus 100
40:00 <dematerialised> i take it it's another show i need to go get
40:00 <Kynetic> its not out yet
40:00 <dematerialised> right
40:00 <dematerialised> in that case
40:00 <dematerialised> to google!
40:00 <Kynetic> but its based on an old movie
40:00 <Trevor> oh no an old bald fat man who flirts with girls the age of his daughter is attempting to exert superiority over me
40:00 <Kynetic> and its a HBO production
40:00 <Trevor> whatever shall i do
40:00 <Kynetic> that theyve been working on and hinting at for ages
40:00 <dematerialised> hbo is god tier
41:00 <Kynetic> but its due out later this year
41:00 <dematerialised> so its probably good
41:00 <Kynetic> and yeah
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
41:00 <Kynetic> it looks fucking sick.
41:00 <Kynetic> if youve never seen the movie 
41:00 <Trevor> use the force, picard
41:00 <Trevor> use the force
41:00 <Kynetic> you should
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <dematerialised> nah never seen the movie
41:00 <Kynetic> its a 60's or 70's movie
41:00 <dematerialised> i shall have a gander
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> tarzan was awsome
41:00 <Kynetic> but its like an icon of the era
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos i love the dude’
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> so watch it ladies
42:00 <dematerialised> speaking of the dude, there's a few "the big lebowski" references in Preacher k9
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <dematerialised> brb need to poop
43:00 <Kynetic> it has Yul Brynner in it
43:00 <Picard> suicide Trevor, its your best option
43:00 <Kynetic> if you dont know who Yul Brynner is. please excuse yourself from the room
43:00 <Kynetic> and politely commit suicide
43:00 <Picard> harsh
43:00 <Kynetic> he is only a legend of film
43:00 <Trevor> yes i will suicide because a bald fat pedo thinks low of me
43:00 <Trevor> good idea
44:00 <Picard> these kids wouldnt have a clue Kynetic
44:00 <Kynetic> Picard thinks youre a lovely bloke
44:00 <Trevor> you're very wise, picard
44:00 <Picard> i think he is a fuckwit
44:00 <Kynetic> why would you think he thinks low of you
44:00 <Kynetic> yes but Picard
44:00 <Kynetic> thats a compliment coming from you m8
44:00 <Kynetic> :D
46:00 <Picard> lol
46:00 <Trevor> brb giving picard's wife an alabama hot pocket
46:00 <Kynetic> i found this video online where they interview Trevor
46:00 <Kynetic> http://www.comedycentral.com.au/the-mike-nolan-show/videos/episode-1-yeah-nah-yeah-0
47:00 <Kynetic> he uses the name mike nolan, but dont be fooled.. its just a stage name
50:00 <dematerialised> mike nolan is a true aussie hero
50:00 <Kynetic> true
50:00 <Doodle> i prefer the nolan sisters
50:00 <Kynetic> just let him know ive got a cahsie for him
50:00 <dematerialised> hha
51:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZDRbcGPVUE
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nolan Sisters - I'm In The Mood For Dancing â€¢ TopPop Views: 10,641 Uploader: TopPop Uploaded: Oct 12, 2015 Duration: 3m15s Rating: 4.18
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> *dances*
51:00 <Doodle> eheheee
53:00 <dematerialised> lol that video has chucky in it
53:00 <dematerialised> its chucky n trev!
54:00 <Trevor> surprise! its my penis
54:00 <Kynetic> i remember watching the chucky movies as a kid
54:00 <Picard> stupid fucking iphone
54:00 <Clarkson> i say thanks during sex
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Faith No More - Surprise! You're Dead!.mp3 (3.33MB 192kbps Stereo 2:25)
54:00 <Kynetic> you would too i bet Clarkson
54:00 <Clarkson> dick in vagina day!
54:00 <Doodle> whoah
54:00 <Doodle> was it
54:00 <Doodle> i missed out
54:00 <Doodle> :(
54:00 <Kynetic> sick
54:00 <dematerialised> i've missed out the past 15 years
54:00 <Kynetic> im gonna hit up the DBA at work
55:00 <Kynetic> ill give her a card that just says "Happy Dick in Vagina Day"
55:00 <Picard> stupid fucking bogpond
55:00 <Kynetic> and then im gonna give it to her
55:00 <Doodle> lol Picard pays telstra to do things for him
55:00 <Doodle> LOOOOL
55:00 <Doodle> in a timely manner
55:00 <Doodle> and properly
55:00 <Doodle> ahahahahaha
55:00 <dematerialised> i have a cute dba that works where i work
55:00 <Kynetic> telstra have their own time scheme
55:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and naked yet?
55:00 <dematerialised> do you work where i work Kynetic?
55:00 <Kynetic> no dematerialised.. but we obviously both deal with telstra
55:00 <Doodle> at the risk of sounding naive whats a dba
55:00 <Picard> they suck
55:00 <dematerialised> haha
56:00 <Kynetic> database admin
56:00 <Picard> i need a mew isp
56:00 <Doodle> orite
56:00 <Doodle> ty
56:00 <Kynetic> she could write an sql query that would make your head spin m8
56:00 <Doodle> hottttt
56:00 <Kynetic> in less time than you could jack off to her doing it
56:00 <dematerialised> hahaha
56:00 <couleurs> get dodo Picard it's really good i'm useing it rite now and my spee
56:00 <Trevor> yeah nah nah yeah
56:00 <Doodle> i dunno i can go at the speed of a thousand galloping goats
57:00 <Kynetic> plus she has a hot english accent
57:00 <couleurs> ds are good
57:00 <dematerialised> oh my cute dba is german not english
57:00 <Picard> fuck dodo, they are useless
57:00 <Kynetic> ok ok
57:00 <Kynetic> you win
57:00 <dematerialised> :3
57:00 <Doodle> oh cool
57:00 <Kynetic> Picard
57:00 <Picard> Kynetic
57:00 <Kynetic> dodos are extinct mate
57:00 <Kynetic> no wonder theyre fucking useless
57:00 <Picard> lol
57:00 <Doodle> can someone get up at 6 and drive to melb for me pls
58:00 <faux> picardodo
58:00 <Doodle> faux!
58:00 <Kynetic> Doodle
58:00 <faux> agaa dooo doo doo
58:00 <Doodle> can u drive me tomoz pls
58:00 <faux> hello
58:00 <Kynetic> only if you'll drive to rockhampton for me
58:00 <faux> no
58:00 <Doodle> aw
58:00 <Doodle> um
58:00 <faux> will u smd
58:00 <Doodle> rockhampton is a bit far
58:00 <dematerialised> i'll drive to melbourne for you, you just need to pay for my fuel and my daily wages
58:00 <Doodle> yes
58:00 <faux> k
58:00 <dematerialised> for about 6 or 7 days
58:00 <faux> then still no
58:00 <Doodle> the car has fuel in it
58:00 <Doodle> its not my car
58:00 <Kynetic> its ok
58:00 <faux> mmm fuel
58:00 <Trevor> cashies aye
58:00 <Kynetic> we found a contractor who only charges 130/hr
58:00 <faux> i need to smell petrol rn or i may possibly die
58:00 <Trevor> yeah nah nah yeah
59:00 <Doodle> taking me sisters fire breathing beast down to get new tyres
59:00 <Doodle> cos she shredded em all
59:00 <dematerialised> lol
59:00 <Doodle> too much hp for her to handle
59:00 <Picard> drug run Doodle?
59:00 <Doodle> never run with drugs
59:00 <Doodle> you might spill them
00:00 <dematerialised> i remember when i used to do cannonball runs
00:00 <Picard> lol
00:00 <dematerialised> back in the day
00:00 <dematerialised> good way to make some quick money
00:00 <Doodle> lol 
00:00 <Doodle> no
00:00 <Doodle> i got some cheap tyres for my car last weekend so i thought while they are cheap i;d get her some too
00:00 <Doodle> and i'll probably be down there next weekend with the old girls car
01:00 <dematerialised> i bought some el cheapo chinese ones for the fg not long ago
01:00 <dematerialised> they seem to be doing fine
01:00 <dematerialised> 100 a corner
01:00 <dematerialised> they have the word racing on them so i know they are good
01:00 <Doodle> what size
01:00 <dematerialised> 255/40ZR18
01:00 <Doodle> ah ye
01:00 <Kynetic> Picard was telling me the other day about this place called the 'ning nang nong'
01:00 <Trevor> I wonder what the actual testable difference is between name brand and generic tyres
01:00 <Kynetic> i told him to stop watching play school while hes on acid
02:00 <Doodle> i got 275/30/20s for $130 ea
02:00 <Trevor> prob better value to buy generics
02:00 <dematerialised> probably the compound of the rubber Trevor
02:00 <Doodle> these will be 235/45/17s for $75ea
02:00 <Trevor> but prob safety improvements with name brands
02:00 <Doodle> indian tyres btw
02:00 <dematerialised> shit that's pretty good for 20s
02:00 <Doodle> i've run like 4 sets
02:00 <dematerialised> chinese rubber tires probably have like 50 different types of carcinogens in them
03:00 <dematerialised> and are made from smelted aborted babies
03:00 <dematerialised> but hey as long as they dont explode on me
03:00 <Doodle> http://www.worldtimeattack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/denzo-color-scheme-567x378.jpg
03:00 <dematerialised> i dont care
03:00 <Trevor> thats ok i dont like babies
03:00 <Trevor> especially chinese ones
03:00 <Trevor> pauline 4 president
03:00 <Doodle> https://andrewredward.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/dsc_2624web.jpg
03:00 <Doodle> i owned both those cars at one stage
03:00 <Doodle> not those exact ones
03:00 <Doodle> obv
03:00 <Klutch> dardi FC
03:00 <Doodle> loved me zenki
04:00 <Trevor> Doodle, you say both, as in there is some difference? they both look the same?
04:00 <Trevor> TOTALLY GAY
04:00 <Doodle> only a dickhead called Trevor would say that
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> are yiu gay trev?
04:00 <dematerialised> yew
04:00 <Doodle> theyre totally different
04:00 <Doodle> open ur eyez
05:00 <Klutch> my claim to fame is that i got to look after luke finks daily 34 while he was over in qld for DCA for 2 weeks back in 2014
05:00 <Trevor> ok while u wog crawl over every speed bump at woolies ill be subaruin
05:00 <couleurs> Trevor obvs doesn't know n e thing about cars or generally n e thing about n e thing
05:00 <Doodle> rofl
05:00 <dematerialised> subaruined
05:00 <Doodle> my current car is lower than that and i dont crawl over speedhumps
05:00 <Doodle> short overhangs ftw
06:00 <dematerialised> i keep smashing my towbar as i reverse out my driveway
06:00 <dematerialised> i need stiffer springs
06:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C-UaBV6AdY
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Was A Be - Blind Views: 106 Uploader: Shogun Audio Uploaded: Aug 5, 2016 Duration: 2m2s Rating: 5.00
06:00 <Doodle> i nearly backed me exhaust into a gutter last week
06:00 <Doodle> on the school run
06:00 <Doodle> D:
06:00 <dematerialised> lol bugger
06:00 <Doodle> stopped about 1in short 
06:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, funny cause doodle keeps smashing towbars too
06:00 <Doodle> i've never had a car with a towbar
06:00 <Trevor> i didnt mean cars
06:00 <Doodle> oh was it a joke
06:00 <Doodle> sorry
06:00 <Doodle> ahahahaha
07:00 <dematerialised> my taxi has fpv suspension on it so it handles ok but yeah, wouldnt mind it being a bit stiffer
07:00 <Doodle> thats what Trevor said
07:00 <dematerialised> although theres bugger all/no understeer at the moment
07:00 <dematerialised> so im not sure what to do
07:00 <dematerialised> probably just swaybars
08:00 <Doodle> i have new control arm bushes sitting on my kitchen bench not helping at all
08:00 <dematerialised> and eventually height adjustable suspension
08:00 <dematerialised> *eventually*
08:00 <faux> eVeNTuaLLY
08:00 <Doodle> meanwhile me car squeaks like an xp falcon going up the road on the old ones
08:00 <dematerialised> haha
08:00 <dematerialised> yeah i've got a squeak on left rear
08:00 <Doodle> like a rusty old bedspring
08:00 <dematerialised> its overdue for a visit to check out the underbody
08:00 <Klutch> http://i.imgur.com/uirHUMQ.jpg
09:00 <couleurs> i'm saving up for bilstein coilovers they cost $1400 ok bye
09:00 <Klutch> http://i.imgur.com/BsRY4m0.jpg
09:00 <Klutch> yeadard.
09:00 <dematerialised> need to get exhaust rattle sorted
09:00 <Doodle> $1400 for bilsteins is cheap
09:00 <Klutch> http://i.imgur.com/7wYeQZv.jpg
09:00 <amelia> swep up your leaf litter
09:00 <amelia> sweep
09:00 <couleurs> yea imported!!!!
09:00 <Trevor> real men drive utes ok
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> too many fattehs doodle?
09:00 <Doodle> lol ye
09:00 <Klutch> amelia: lol 1 sec
09:00 <Doodle> if u mean fat tyres
09:00 <Doodle> "/
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5 
09:00 <Doodle> :/
10:00 <Trevor> lolol i swear utes are the most retarded vehicle of them all
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
10:00 <amelia> dat looks like a Belmont house
10:00 <Klutch> it is
10:00 <robot> ur face looks like a belmont house
10:00 <amelia> robottttttt chu wanna fight @ me
10:00 <amelia> omgosh
10:00 <dematerialised> robot did you know they made a tv show about you?
10:00 <Trevor> ute owners never ever have anything in the back
10:00 <Klutch> just off orrong rd
10:00 <Trevor> wtf is with that
10:00 <amelia> harsh
10:00 <amelia> ohhh
10:00 <amelia> which road
10:00 <robot> is it mr robot
10:00 <Klutch> briggs
10:00 <Doodle> my dad has a ute and its always full of crap in the back
10:00 <dematerialised> yes
10:00 <dematerialised> how did you know
10:00 <dematerialised> ....
10:00 <amelia> FRaNCeSCo
10:00 <Doodle> 2 ammo boxes bolted in there atm
10:00 <robot> coz i have the internet
10:00 <Doodle> full of tools
10:00 <Doodle> like u
11:00 <dematerialised> :O
11:00 <dematerialised> gottim!
11:00 <Klutch> amelia: https://www.facebook.com/Klutchlol/videos/vb.1105771250/10203298812966848/?type=3&theater
11:00 <Trevor> Doodle, yea but probably nothing that compresses the suspension enough to get any rear traction
11:00 <Klutch> that house got trashed
11:00 <Doodle> its a lift kitted hilux
11:00 <Doodle> :/
11:00 <Doodle> also those ammo boxes are 50kg each
11:00 <faux> pix of bruce naked in his ute tray
11:00 <Doodle> lmao shh
11:00 <Doodle> also ew
11:00 <faux> no
11:00 <faux> :*
11:00 <faux> :(
11:00 <Trevor> utes are basically the same as segways
11:00 <Doodle> :P
11:00 <Trevor> useless
11:00 <Serenity> .
11:00 <faux> ur useless
12:00 <faux> i drove me uncles hilux for a bit and itbwas sick at teh drive ins
12:00 <faux> also i drove a rodeo lol 
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Trevor> of course, the nsw tax dollars pay my salary
12:00 <faux> brb
13:00 <Doodle> u mean federal tax dollars right
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> can someone deliver me a ute ful of cake?
13:00 <dematerialised> only if you promise to scratch me nose afterwards
13:00 <Thebigdon> lol
13:00 <Trevor> no i do mean state gov, as i work for a state gov operated agency
13:00 <Trevor> amazing
13:00 <dematerialised> shut up trevor
13:00 <Doodle> yeah but newstart is paid from fed tax and thats what u get
13:00 <Doodle> truth be told
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> deal dem
14:00 <Trevor> oh ok tell me more
14:00 <dematerialised> woo!
14:00 <Thebigdon> cops come I go I'm sleeping I didn't call u there is no problem they leave
14:00 <dematerialised> wb fox
14:00 <dematerialised> missed you
14:00 <Doodle> its all available on the website Trevor
14:00 <faux> tenks
14:00 <robot> n thats when i was like 'if u dont give me that spatula back faux u will have pancake mix all over ur face'
14:00 <faux> ye
15:00 <Trevor> subaruering
15:00 <Thebigdon> I love faux
15:00 <dematerialised> bannrf
15:00 <Thebigdon> she has powers
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> the babe wif the power!
16:00 <dematerialised> what power
17:00 <faux> i am legion - wil smith
17:00 <dematerialised> haha
17:00 <faux> rip dog
17:00 <dematerialised> yeah :(
17:00 <faux> wait is that the movie
17:00 <faux> o
17:00 <faux> yeah
17:00 <faux> that was sad
17:00 <faux> fuck teh humans
18:00 <Clarkson> Lish, Picard will hate it, the colours will remind him of gay people
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> book is soooo much better
18:00 <faux> the dog scene was sad
18:00 <dematerialised> NO FRANK! NO!
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> read the book
18:00 <faux> books are always beter than the movies
18:00 <dematerialised> silly frank always the practical hoker
18:00 <faux> except angrls and demons
18:00 <dematerialised> joker*
18:00 <faux> both book ad movie were on par
18:00 <British^Meat> angrls
19:00 <dematerialised> i'll angle grind you in a minute
19:00 <faux> i made like 400 typos
19:00 <Doodle> [22:18] <faux> bonks are always beter than the movies
19:00 <Doodle> [22:18] <faux> boobs are always beter than the movies
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <faux> stop it
19:00 <faux> i am a lady
19:00 <Doodle> i'm a layyyyydeeeeeeeeeee
19:00 <faux> woah woah woah
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol i was thinking the sam doodle
20:00 <faux> cheesy lady
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <Doodle> /nick TumJewns
20:00 <faux> og
20:00 <faux> ong
20:00 <faux> speaking of cheese
20:00 <faux> i tried pecorino
20:00 <faux> for teh first.time today
20:00 <faux> BARF
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> pickled onions?
20:00 <dematerialised> :3
20:00 <Doodle> ye it comes from rhino dicks hence the name
20:00 <faux> tasted like baby vomit or when u burp up milk...so baby vomit
20:00 <faux> :(
20:00 <Doodle> pecker-rhino
20:00 <faux> was gross as
21:00 <faux> Next
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
21:00 <Doodle> i like saganaki
21:00 <faux> keep up dematerialised 
21:00 <faux> gosh
21:00 <Doodle> havent had it in yrs since i was bonking some greek bird
21:00 <dematerialised> it took me a while to remember who it was that sung it
21:00 <faux> doodle said it
21:00 <dematerialised> i only found my tom jones collection like 3 weeks ago
21:00 <dematerialised> oh
21:00 <dematerialised> well SORRY
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> and her vadge smelt like cheese?
21:00 <Doodle> no!
21:00 <faux> @Doodle> /nick TumJewns
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <Doodle> it smelt like a summer meadow
22:00 <dematerialised> as if i was gonna figure it out from that
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <faux> r u not fluent in retard
22:00 <Clarkson> this city is so shit even Heidelberg West was awesoe
22:00 <Doodle> :o
22:00 <dematerialised> unfortunately not
22:00 <faux> o
22:00 <faux> i am
22:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
22:00 <dematerialised> i thought he was making a jewish joke
22:00 <faux> loo
22:00 <faux> l
22:00 <Doodle> BITCH U DONT KNOW MY LIFE
23:00 <robot> you're bascused
23:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4-lKMGII_k
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bucks Fizz - Making Your Mind Up Views: 680,291 Uploader: BucksFizzVEVO Uploaded: Oct 4, 2012 Duration: 2m42s Rating: 4.81
24:00 <faux> i want a snack
24:00 <robot> have custard
24:00 <dematerialised> there's a woman on my facebook who keeps posting about having fibromyalgia when she doesnt
24:00 <dematerialised> i want to punch her in the dick
24:00 <faux> custard isnt healthy 
24:00 <Clarkson> im bombarded with enough crap as it is from day to day life
25:00 <faux> people with fibro love tellinfpeoole they have fibro 
25:00 <Serenity> why would you want to pretend to have fibro
25:00 <faux> theyre like vegans
25:00 <Doodle> my uncle had a house mad of fibro
25:00 <Doodle> made
25:00 <faux> i know 2 ladies that always post about it too 
26:00 <Doodle> but they demolished it and built a non diseased house there 
26:00 <faux> im a bit over fb
26:00 <Doodle> god
26:00 <Doodle> on and on it goes
26:00 <President_Trump> lols
27:00 <Doodle> just one long relentless blur of grey, interspersed with visits from dickheads
27:00 <faux> HAM AND CHEESE CROISSANT
28:00 <President_Trump> CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON
28:00 <TheRiddler> fibro houses are gross
31:00 <British^Meat> so is sticking a chopstick in your dickeye
32:00 <Doodle> lolllll
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> did i mention i’d like cake?
34:00 <dematerialised> several times
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
34:00 <TheRiddler> I have pudding
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me mrmark?
35:00 <MrMark> yes
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
35:00 <MrMark> lol
35:00 <GoldSpade> paranoia
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> does it involve cake?
35:00 <dematerialised> i admire people who are honest and direct in their approach
35:00 <dematerialised> bravo MrMark
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too
35:00 <robot> dematerialised you are the WORST.
36:00 <robot> <-- direct
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <dematerialised> i appreciate that
36:00 <MrMark> im just drunket old me
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope you dont have whiskey dick 
37:00 <dematerialised> i have permanent whiskey dick
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> cakw will help
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake**
40:00 <amelia> why don't you get the fuck out [-K-]
40:00 <MrMark> my cock is always hard
40:00 <MrMark> lol
40:00 <[-K-]> why
40:00 <amelia> MrMark are you in your 50s
41:00 <amelia> sorry for my outburst [-K-]
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics!
41:00 <MrMark> nope
41:00 <GoldSpade> are you pissed ame
41:00 <amelia> 40s
41:00 <MrMark> yep
41:00 <amelia> nah I'm jus playing about Gold
41:00 <GoldSpade> heh
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> tall?
41:00 <MrMark> 6ft
41:00 <ShadowLurker> CAMEL FOOTS
42:00 <MrMark> camel toe?
42:00 <Serenity> 3LOL
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> 6ft what?
42:00 <ShadowLurker> 6 camel foot
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <MrMark> my cock is 6ft,,,,im 5ft 9
42:00 <MrMark> lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> holy fuck
42:00 <Clarkson> with your ass kissing in here
42:00 <amelia> shut up about your cock
42:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics
43:00 <ShadowLurker> ass kissing hey clarkson
43:00 <Clarkson> big as fuck one too
43:00 <ShadowLurker> right
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <GoldSpade> too much cock teasing on here for mine
43:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
43:00 <MrMark> r we having fun yet?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics
43:00 <MrMark> awww
43:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky is
43:00 <Clarkson> also sometimes used as black bitch
44:00 <GoldSpade> you cant ask what a persons nick means
44:00 <Serenity> GOD THIS NEW BRA KEEPS CONFUSING ME
44:00 <Serenity> wow caps
44:00 <ShadowLurker> so  clarkson is a black bitch now
44:00 <Clarkson> watching other guys whack off isnt gay is it?
44:00 <ShadowLurker> nah clarky
44:00 <Clarkson> 23 be more an orgasm like related thing
44:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh man 23 orgasms
44:00 <amelia> how confusing can a bra be
44:00 <Serenity> rofll
44:00 <ShadowLurker> shes got crackin tits 
44:00 <Clarkson> ness i can smell your cunt gtfo
45:00 <dematerialised> the confusingness of the bra directly relates to the number of hooks it has
45:00 <ShadowLurker> 85000 hooks
45:00 <dematerialised> prove me wrong
45:00 <Serenity> because it actually fits now so my tits are sitting we're theyre meant to be.. and i keep bumping into them and thinking theres smething in my jumper
45:00 <Clarkson> thats a fucking intestinal issue
45:00 <Serenity> its confusing on me braine
45:00 <GoldSpade> heheh
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <faux> does not feel like friday
45:00 <Serenity> where not we're
45:00 <ShadowLurker> geezoos clarkson
45:00 <Clarkson> ive been full retard and I don't reccomend it
45:00 <amelia> i like de bras that criss cross
45:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahah
45:00 <dematerialised> does it feel like a tuesday fox?
45:00 <faux> idk
45:00 <faux> just doesnt feel like a fridee
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> mrmark ease up… i’ll be a tstarfish
46:00 <ShadowLurker> it feels like sexday
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> fail
46:00 <dematerialised> at least it's not mundee
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> starfish
46:00 <Serenity> oh. no sex
46:00 <Serenity> ever
46:00 <ShadowLurker> PATRICK
46:00 <faux> sosig
46:00 <amelia> shadow is hinting @ SaRaH
46:00 <ShadowLurker> what r u talkin about
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <ShadowLurker> im bruisdd
46:00 <Serenity> he can fucking well piss off
46:00 <amelia> shut your bruisdd face
46:00 <faux> its so weird when people call u sarah
46:00 <faux> it feels so pollocky
46:00 <Serenity> yer
46:00 <faux> lmao
46:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
46:00 <Serenity> its odd
46:00 <faux> Sarah.
47:00 <dematerialised> i dont know what i would call sezz ir
47:00 <dematerialised> l
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oo ooh
47:00 <Klutch> im going to call you sarah from now on.
47:00 <faux> id call her sez
47:00 <amelia> Sarah how are you today?
47:00 <dematerialised> yeah i [probably would too
47:00 <Serenity> se like everyone else rofl
47:00 <Serenity> sez
47:00 <Serenity> dfg
47:00 <Serenity> dfcnvbs
47:00 <faux> Sarah.
47:00 <Serenity> this keyboard sucks
47:00 <Klutch> sarah why are you ignoring me
47:00 <ShadowLurker> i call her boobookittyfuck
47:00 <dematerialised> i call her tits mcgee
47:00 <amelia> SaWaH
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos ur a cunt
47:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
47:00 <ShadowLurker> maurice is titsmcgee
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ScTb6_KHg
47:00 <faux> eating weetbix rn
47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Starship - Sara Views: 7,729,439 Uploader: JeffersonStarshpVEVO Uploaded: Jul 13, 2013 Duration: 5m27s Rating: 4.85
47:00 <faux> terrible 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Klutch> you cant call someone with average sized tits titsmcgee
48:00 <Klutch> thats just stupid
48:00 <Serenity> today was a good day cause i walked into target and took 5 mins to pay $20 for a bra
48:00 <Serenity> #lifesgood
48:00 <Serenity> not searching for 6 weeks to pay $100 for one
48:00 <faux> yeah maurice should be notitsmcgee
48:00 <ShadowLurker> gizz a look at ya honkers love
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love target bras
48:00 <Klutch> Rhee is the only real titsmcgee
48:00 <Serenity> did Klutch just tell me i have 'average' size tits
48:00 <Serenity> rofl
48:00 <MrMark> boobs r evil
48:00 <Klutch> you do
48:00 <Serenity> um
48:00 <Serenity> no
48:00 <Serenity> i dont rofl
48:00 <ShadowLurker> rrooofl
48:00 <faux> oh i thought he meant Lori 
48:00 <ShadowLurker> right
48:00 <amelia> wtf would you call huge tits theb
49:00 <amelia> Z cup
49:00 <dematerialised> Klutch why are you so stupid
49:00 <Serenity> rofll
49:00 <ShadowLurker> triple z
49:00 <Klutch> my ex is an E and a size 10
49:00 <Klutch> i call that huge
49:00 <amelia> ...
49:00 <ShadowLurker> loool e os that all
49:00 <amelia> that's not huge
49:00 <Klutch> it is when you have a small af frame
49:00 <amelia> that's my size
49:00 <ShadowLurker> gitgud son
49:00 <Serenity> im a 16H if i was a size 10 they'd be bigger than an E i can assure you of that
49:00 <amelia> are you calling me fat
49:00 <Serenity> my tits are no where near average
49:00 <robot> yes
49:00 <faux> hes saying the tits are huge 
49:00 <MrMark> boobs r the evil temptation from the devil i tells ya!!
49:00 <faux> not the girl
50:00 <faux> god
50:00 <faux> in proportion to her frame
50:00 <Klutch> amelia: I literally told you yesterday that your tits are huge because you have a small frame
50:00 <faux> E is huge
50:00 <Klutch> jesus christ you women are retarded
50:00 <Klutch> so touchy lmao
50:00 <faux> am i the only one that speaks retard 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> H for holy fuck
50:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <Serenity> ive gone from an F to a H
50:00 <Serenity> thanks to how bras are sized
50:00 <faux> swhy i understand u all
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus
50:00 <amelia> ok well pics of your exs tits to clear dis mess up ok
50:00 <amelia> capiche?
51:00 <Klutch> okay 1 sec
51:00 <amelia> yay it worked
51:00 <katatonic_kate01>  oh gawd
51:00 <amelia> iM So SMooTH
51:00 <ShadowLurker> tits out for the girls
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> dicks out for the girls
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> k go
51:00 <ShadowLurker> oi
51:00 <dematerialised> its too cold for that nonsense
51:00 <ShadowLurker> nodik4u
51:00 <Serenity> and we dont want to see your winter dicks ok
51:00 <TheRiddler> did you shave your chest amelia?
51:00 <Serenity> get your nipples out
52:00 <TheRiddler> :p
52:00 <amelia> fuck off with your shit dicks
52:00 <dematerialised> sezz has seen my winter dick
52:00 <TheRiddler> hai btw
52:00 <dematerialised> i almost turned her gay
52:00 <Serenity> rofll
52:00 <amelia> haiiiiii clasheh
52:00 <dematerialised> she thought it was a large clitoris
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <faux> nub
52:00 <Serenity> im still offended i got called average
52:00 <dematerialised> haha
52:00 <amelia> AT
52:00 <dematerialised> its only Klutch dont worry, he's only just getting through puberty
53:00 <Serenity> ive certainly never been called that before in the tit department
53:00 <Serenity> rofl
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <TheRiddler> 10 years late 
53:00 <dematerialised> yeah
53:00 <dematerialised> stunted development
53:00 <dematerialised> balls only dropped last week
54:00 <TheRiddler> is that why he wore a pacifier
54:00 <Klutch> lmfao
54:00 <Serenity> im watching home improvement reruns because we're capped and netflix wont work
54:00 <dematerialised> you could be onto somethere there riddler
54:00 <amelia> ok if some rude person called you a flippin pancake, how would you deal wif that situation
54:00 <Klutch> i wore a pacifier because chewing the inside of your cheeks when gurning hurts
54:00 <Klutch> plus raevkid4lyfe
54:00 <TheRiddler> how did you get capped on unlimited?
54:00 <dematerialised> pancakes are tasty
54:00 <dematerialised> so like
54:00 <dematerialised> isnt that a compliment?
54:00 <Serenity> i dont have unlimited
54:00 <TheRiddler> oh
54:00 <Serenity> it doesnt become unlimited until the month ends
54:00 <dematerialised> they are saying you would look good coated in sugar and honey
54:00 <dematerialised> i think that's pretty awesome tbh
55:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
55:00 <amelia> ok woah say it twice y dont u
55:00 <TheRiddler> blueberry pancakes
55:00 <dematerialised> hey guys did you know i do drugs lol i am so hardcore
55:00 <ShadowLurker> wowrly
55:00 <Klutch> ummmm
55:00 <Klutch> you guys mentioned the paciphier..
55:00 <Klutch> .i was respond as to why i used it...
56:00 <dematerialised> yeah but we dont actually care though
56:00 <Klutch> it wasnt an obscure out of nowhere reference you dumb fuck
56:00 <dematerialised> now we'll just keep talking about it
56:00 <Serenity> CAN WE NOT
56:00 <Klutch> shut the fuck up you ugly fat dog
56:00 <Serenity> tyu
56:00 <dematerialised> you can go back to being quiet now
56:00 <ShadowLurker> we can
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <Serenity> lets talk about how he called me fucking average
56:00 <Serenity> my ego cannot handle this
56:00 <dematerialised> lets not
57:00 <dematerialised> i wonder if he wears nappies too
57:00 <ShadowLurker> its ok you have massive tits and hes just a fuckhead
57:00 <dematerialised> to complete the look
57:00 <Serenity> i hope so that'd be sexy..
57:00 <dematerialised> maybe a pretty floral bonnet
57:00 <amelia> everyone who is average put your hand up
57:00 <TheRiddler> he probably never saw that handbra wall
57:00 <Serenity> ffs
57:00 <amelia> put your hand down demat
57:00 <dematerialised> is it because i am less than average?
57:00 <President_Trump> sez has massive knockers
57:00 <amelia> yes
57:00 <dematerialised> ok
58:00 <Klutch> Serenity: I cald you average because you ARE average
58:00 <Klutch> seriously just because you lose weight suddenly doesnt make you hot as fuck lol
58:00 <amelia> pirates are not involved in this test
58:00 <amelia> capiche?
58:00 <Serenity> im not talking about my looks
58:00 <MrMark> Serenity now!!!!!
58:00 <Serenity> im talking about my tits you daft fuck
58:00 <Klutch> yes
58:00 <dematerialised> i'll make you walk the plank if you arent careful meels
58:00 <Klutch> and they're average
58:00 <Klutch> everything about you is average
58:00 <amelia> ahahahahaa
58:00 <Klutch> #sorrynotsorry
58:00 <TheRiddler> me harty
58:00 <Serenity> yeeahh but theyre not rofl
58:00 <Klutch> except they are
58:00 <Serenity> an average size is a c
58:00 <Serenity> im not a c
58:00 <Klutch> you cant say "I HAVE HUGE TITS" when you used to be fat
59:00 <Klutch> it doesnt work like that
59:00 <amelia> THIS IS ALL GETTING OUT OF HAND
59:00 <Serenity> did you even read what i said
59:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
59:00 <dematerialised> lol Klutch is missing the point
59:00 <dematerialised> so much
59:00 <Klutch> also
59:00 <Klutch> gotta love all the white knights
59:00 <amelia> now look wot u guys did
59:00 <Klutch> hey guiz
59:00 <Serenity> my cup size is bigger since ive lost weight. a h cup is a H cup
59:00 <amelia> cereals has left
59:00 <Serenity> thats not average
59:00 <Klutch> am i insulting ur gal
59:00 <amelia> couldn't handle it
59:00 <amelia> ffs
59:00 <robot> its pronounced colours
59:00 <dematerialised> ^
59:00 <amelia> it's pronounced hey fuck off you pregnant fuck
59:00 <dematerialised> klutch it could be literally anyone else and we wouldnt care
00:00 <dematerialised> but you're an actual retard
00:00 <amelia> ps. robot is pregnant
00:00 <Clarkson> who the fuck doesn't eat breakfast
00:00 <amelia> fyi
00:00 <robot> at least i'm still thin
00:00 <TheRiddler> pics or lies
00:00 <amelia> GHASP
00:00 <TheRiddler> my breakfast can sometimes consist of nothing but a cup of tea
00:00 <Serenity> yeah i never got why you guys call him cereal
00:00 <dematerialised> same
01:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHA wtf ash
01:00 <Klutch> dematerialised: honestly i so hope i run into you one day
01:00 <dematerialised> actually that's a lie i dont drink tea
01:00 <TheRiddler> I was responding to clarky
01:00 <President_Trump> breakfast is for losers
01:00 <amelia> who calls him cereals
01:00 <Klutch> so so so fucking much
01:00 <Clarkson> what a head fuck
01:00 <Clarkson> I like to fuck if its wrong if it right
01:00 <dematerialised> lol Klutch
01:00 <Klutch> you fat piece of shit
01:00 <dematerialised> get angry
01:00 <amelia> apart from me
01:00 <amelia> GUYS CMON
01:00 <Klutch> ill rek u m8
01:00 <dematerialised> get mad son
01:00 <TheRiddler> ot
01:00 <Serenity> doesnt amsy call him that
01:00 <Klutch> REK U M8
01:00 <amelia> no
01:00 <TheRiddler> cereal killer
01:00 <dematerialised> only thing you're reking is your dick
01:00 <Clarkson> looks like a piece of shit
01:00 <TheRiddler> amsy calls him cc
02:00 <amelia> can all the pirates and pacifier wearers pls calm down
02:00 <dematerialised> if you were actually serious about wanting to fight me i would literally kill you
02:00 <Klutch> no you wouldnt
02:00 <Serenity> i read that in eminems tone
02:00 <amelia> aaaaahahahahahahahaahaa
02:00 <Klutch> cunt you have no idea the type of people i hang around
02:00 <dematerialised> lol
02:00 <dematerialised> so you're saying you need friends
02:00 <Klutch> i could have you fucking kidnapped like that peta fairhead slut recently
02:00 <amelia> we all need fwends
02:00 <Serenity> 'can the pirates and the pacifer wearers please calm down please calm down
02:00 <dematerialised> hahaha
02:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
02:00 <dematerialised> this boy
02:00 <robot> ye
03:00 <dematerialised> he's like saemon
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <dematerialised> i know bikies mate
03:00 <Klutch> dude ive been in the SAS
03:00 <robot> amelia is my best friend irl
03:00 <Klutch> you dontknow my story
03:00 <amelia> and on irc and everywheres ok
03:00 <TheRiddler> sloppy ass sluts
03:00 <dematerialised> apprently so
04:00 <faux> oh dear
04:00 <faux> enjoying me weetbix
04:00 <faux> and all hell breaks loose
04:00 <dematerialised> what kind of animal eats weetbix at 11PM
04:00 <faux> a fox
04:00 <Serenity> what kind of animal eats weetbix ever
04:00 <TheRiddler> does it have jam
04:00 <Serenity> vom
04:00 <TheRiddler> on
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <President_Trump> WEET-BIX
05:00 <TheRiddler> jam n weetbix
05:00 <amelia> brett lee
05:00 <Serenity> lol fuck
05:00 <Serenity> i forgot he was a thing until just then
05:00 <faux> dont u judge me
05:00 <dematerialised> isnt brett lee a cricket guy
05:00 <TheRiddler> yep
05:00 <amelia> he is no mitchy johnson
05:00 <dematerialised> did he do a weetbix ad or something
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do like the occassional weet box
05:00 <faux> i wanted a smoothie but me sis is asleep and teh blender wakes the universe
05:00 <dematerialised> haha
05:00 <TheRiddler> him and his brother
05:00 <amelia> wow are you even an Australian pirate
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> bix 
06:00 <dematerialised> weetbix is for poor people
06:00 <TheRiddler> they did 1 together
06:00 <robot> are you not at home?
06:00 <dematerialised> i ate nutrigrain for breakfast
06:00 <faux> youre poor peoole
06:00 <Serenity> nutrigrain has like 32432423 pounds of sugar
06:00 <faux> nutigrain is full of sugar 
06:00 <dematerialised> as a direct result of having nutrigrain for breakfast
06:00 <faux> so sucks 2 b u
06:00 <dematerialised> i am an iron man
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had porridge
06:00 <TheRiddler> oh that reminds me
06:00 <faux> no robot i am not.home 
07:00 <TheRiddler> Nexba has natural zero sugar drinks now
07:00 <amelia> i had oats wif apple n cinnamon mmmmmmmm
07:00 <amelia> CiMMaNoN
07:00 <dematerialised> oats is high class
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm i could do some porridge now actually
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasss amelia
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm
07:00 <Serenity> ive been having those uncle tobys oat sachets
07:00 <katatonic_kate01>  grated apple
07:00 <Serenity> theyre pretty neat
07:00 <amelia> ITS BASICALLY APPLE PIE
07:00 <robot> mmk
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> same serenity
08:00 <robot> if u wanna know how to make a good apple pie amelia
08:00 <robot> just ask me
08:00 <amelia> i jus do diced apple cos i like it thick
08:00 <faux> as sara lee
08:00 <TheRiddler> they have cola, lemon, augei berry* n some other 1
08:00 <faux> ask*
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i like addind grated apple and more cinnamon 
08:00 <faux> augei
08:00 <amelia> robot def is the apple pie king
08:00 <Serenity> ive been adding banana to mine in the morning before i cook it
08:00 <Serenity> cause it thickens it up
08:00 <amelia> or raspberries
08:00 <amelia> mmmm
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i hate banana
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> unless lollies lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> I just add chopped banana to mine
09:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.nexba.com/collections/soft-drinks
10:00 <TheRiddler> this
10:00 <MrMark> lollies!!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> whats ya fave?
11:00 <TheRiddler> acai berry I meant
11:00 <faux> no i think u meant augei
11:00 <TheRiddler> nope
11:00 <faux> loll
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know where I got that from
12:00 <TheRiddler> but ye they're sugar free soft drinks with natural sweeteners
13:00 <TheRiddler> and ice teas too
14:00 <faux> sez
14:00 <faux> u average bitch where r u
14:00 <Klutch> *sarah
14:00 <dematerialised> shh child
14:00 <faux> shut ur face
15:00 <dematerialised> i will fight you
15:00 <Serenity> hello im over here with my average sized boobs
15:00 <Clarkson> people are all fucking mad doesnt matter where ya from
15:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/EQs0H5OQesQ
15:00 <faux> youd like this channel
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DIY McDonalds Breakfast *GMM Intro Alert* Views: 273,226 Uploader: HellthyJunkFood Uploaded: Jun 5, 2016 Duration: 12m15s Rating: 4.53
15:00 <Serenity> oooh
16:00 <GoldSpade> too much flakka!
16:00 <GoldSpade> "way too much
16:00 <Klutch> dematerialised: If you want to fight me stop being a pussy about it
17:00 <Klutch> ill lay you out on the floor brah
17:00 <GoldSpade> heh
17:00 <Klutch> ill put on my best nike tn's and daddids trakkies and shank you in the neck
17:00 <dematerialised> the fact you think i'd waste anything more than some irc screentime to you is a laugh
17:00 <President_Trump> what do u eat when u are a big hungry but dont know what to eat?
17:00 <Klutch> and apparently i cant spell addidas
17:00 <faux> TOBLERONE
17:00 <faux> daddids
17:00 <President_Trump> dont have any
17:00 <Klutch> IT WAS CLOSE OKAY?
17:00 <faux> weetbix
18:00 <President_Trump> dont have any
18:00 <faux> cum
18:00 <faux> .
18:00 <Klutch> dematerialised: exactly. you talk shit online but thats about it m8
18:00 <Clarkson> <Mr_ducati> di du fuck her anal?
18:00 <Klutch> you better hope i never come across you in person
18:00 <Klutch> because i do more than talk shit online
18:00 <President_Trump> i got MILK
18:00 <amelia> record the right for all of us
18:00 <dematerialised> no i'm pretty sure if i ever had a reason to come across you on the streets of LA
18:00 <faux> shoosh klutch youre boring
18:00 <GoldSpade> far out
18:00 <dematerialised> i'd call you a fuckwit there too
18:00 <amelia> I will declare the winner
18:00 <amelia> fight*
19:00 <Klutch> winner gets amelia
19:00 <Klutch> thats enough motivation for me.
19:00 <Klutch> id do 10 years jail for shanking dematerialised if it meant i got my bae
19:00 <dematerialised> haha
19:00 <amelia> worst prize ever
19:00 <amelia> winner gets irc cred
19:00 <TheRiddler> stop saying bae
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck off
19:00 <dematerialised> only a shanking?
20:00 <Klutch> NO
20:00 <amelia> best prize ever
20:00 <Klutch> SHE IS MY BAE
20:00 <Serenity> ill op the winner
20:00 <Serenity> for a day
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahhaa
20:00 <dematerialised> i will reach down your throat while it's filled with my throbbing erection Klutch and pull out your intestines
20:00 <dematerialised> yeah!
20:00 <amelia> pliv will enter the fight if the stakes are that high
20:00 <Klutch> knew you were a fucking faggot
20:00 <President_Trump> someone gimme some CUM to drink
20:00 <TheRiddler> the word bae for describing a relationship is just horrible
20:00 <President_Trump> faux a+ idea
21:00 <Klutch> i wouldnt really call what me and amelia have as a relationship
21:00 <Klutch> more of a one sided stalking situation
21:00 <amelia> agreed
21:00 <Klutch> <3
21:00 <Klutch> ily2
21:00 <TheRiddler> shush
21:00 <TheRiddler> I mean in general
21:00 <amelia> S2
21:00 <robot> i have a sore throat
21:00 <robot> amelia gave me it :<
21:00 <Klutch> ...
21:00 <dematerialised> did she get her dick stuck?
21:00 <Klutch> brb killing myself
21:00 <amelia> ok but did you even say thank you
22:00 <amelia> no
22:00 <amelia> rude
22:00 <faux> tyt
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <dematerialised> :3
23:00 <President_Trump> CAFFEINE
24:00 <robot> im watchin top5s on yt
24:00 <amelia> wot a blast
24:00 <amelia> oise
25:00 <dematerialised> i want one in pokemon
25:00 <dematerialised> but i dunno where to get one
27:00 <amelia> check the decks
28:00 <dematerialised> oh yeah that onlinemap thing
28:00 <Serenity> i feel like ive been watching people recreate maccas for for 3 days
28:00 <Serenity> far out
28:00 <Serenity> food for*
29:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <faux> SEZ
29:00 <faux> ab says the R in me name now
29:00 <faux> still no T
29:00 <faux> butnwere gettinthere
29:00 <Serenity> haha naww
29:00 <faux> chrissinaaa
29:00 <President_Trump> whats ab?
29:00 <robot> butnwere
29:00 <faux> ya mum
30:00 <President_Trump> i need HAM
31:00 <Serenity> oh em gee
31:00 <Serenity> the whopper
33:00 <amelia> average boobs
33:00 <Serenity> look im cut up ok stop teasing
35:00 <President_Trump> bed time amelia, u can leave the adults to speak now
35:00 <amelia> ok soon but
35:00 <President_Trump> ten more minutes
36:00 <amelia> BUT ITS THE WEEKEND
36:00 <amelia> til 10?
36:00 <President_Trump> no
36:00 <Serenity> lol
36:00 <TheRiddler> trump is an adult?
36:00 <amelia> this is bs
36:00 <President_Trump> trump is the adult in the room yes
36:00 <TheRiddler> that sounds unbelievable
36:00 <Serenity> FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
37:00 <TheRiddler> you sure you're an adult
37:00 <amelia> i did that when i was like 8 and mama wouldn't let me sleep at my friends house
37:00 <amelia> fuckin bs
37:00 <Serenity> rofl
37:00 <TheRiddler> because you sound like a little crying bitch kid
37:00 <robot> a hairbrush, makes a nice break from a tantrum :P
37:00 <President_Trump> sugar rush just pigged down a FAKE ALMOND MAGNUM
39:00 <TheRiddler> when I was a kid I got in trouble with my parents alot
39:00 <Serenity> for throwing hair brushes?
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <amelia> for puting things up your ass?
39:00 <TheRiddler> mostly tormenting my sisters
39:00 <ShadowLurker> whats this about ass
39:00 <Serenity> ASHLEY HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO PUT THINGS UP YOUR BOTTOM. WHERE IS MY LIPSTICK!
39:00 <President_Trump> amelia u can stay to 10:30 if u sing me a lullaby
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahhaha bloodbutt
40:00 <amelia> ok wot lullaby
40:00 <amelia> LeT Me CLeaR MY THRoaT
40:00 <ShadowLurker> take the dick out
41:00 <President_Trump> whatever u feel appropriate
41:00 <amelia> worst advice ever
41:00 <amelia> ok maybe i will jus sing little drummer boy cos its almost xmas guys
41:00 <amelia> Pa RuMP a PuM PuM
41:00 <robot> lol
41:00 <robot> almost xmas
41:00 <faux> do u love the channel Serenity 
42:00 <Serenity> I do
42:00 <faux> good
42:00 <Serenity> i will binge watch when we're not capped
42:00 <faux> ehe
42:00 <Klutch> capped?
42:00 <Klutch> you said you got unlimited on fb u liererer
42:00 <Serenity> yes when the month rolls over
42:00 <Klutch> o
42:00 <Serenity> it doesnt roll over until the 10th
42:00 <Klutch> carry on then
42:00 <faux> loser
43:00 <faux> NeXT
43:00 <Klutch> dont be mean 2 me :(
43:00 <Klutch> im very sensitive
43:00 <faux> k
44:00 <Klutch> ty
44:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and naked on the floor yet?
45:00 <President_Trump> where is MaXiPaD?
45:00 <amelia> in melb continuing to leave me for someone else
46:00 <President_Trump> http://imgur.com/kChrupy
46:00 <Klutch> better not be my qt melb girl
46:00 <Klutch> >:(
46:00 <amelia> dats kunnybunny
48:00 <TheRiddler> that's 1 greasy bunny
49:00 <dematerialised> the US wants to invade his forehead
52:00 <Serenity> kunnydew
52:00 <dematerialised> the united kunny emirates
52:00 <GoldSpade> sbs1
52:00 <GoldSpade> err2
53:00 <President_Trump> wot the fuck happened to my lullaby
53:00 <Clarkson> tickle oprahs clit while I steal her jewels
53:00 <dematerialised> lol
53:00 <dematerialised> i think there's more to that story Clarkson, go on
53:00 <Clarkson> it looked like pieter was playing with a turd
53:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
54:00 <amelia> no lullaby 4u
54:00 <MrMark> boo
54:00 <President_Trump> what about  drummer boy
55:00 <amelia> ok if i knew how to upload
55:00 <amelia> red hot chili peppers
55:00 <robot> ne1 1r chat abt dragons
55:00 <dematerialised> dragons love gold
55:00 <amelia> ok u first go
56:00 <dematerialised> dragons also all have british accents
56:00 <dematerialised> infact legend has it that dragons are infact old english lords who ascended to the highest ranks of the reptilian order
56:00 <dematerialised> i dunno how much truth there is to taht though
57:00 <President_Trump> i got drummer boy in my head gunna have to youtube
58:00 <amelia> Pa RuMP a PuM PuM, TRuMP & HiS BuM
58:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/ajkYdte.gif
58:00 <dematerialised> a gif of me riding my bicycle
58:00 <MrMark> 11:58 syd time
59:00 <MrMark> early!!
59:00 <MrMark> drink up
59:00 <amelia> pirates don't ride bicycles
59:00 <dematerialised> i have no booze other than an unopened bottle of makers
59:00 <dematerialised> it would be a waste to dirnk it now
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> mrmark are you gonna take some dick pics soon or wot?
59:00 <dematerialised> oh and some really old jagermeister
59:00 <dematerialised> that could be interesting
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> who drinks that shit
59:00 <Clarkson> what ur dick say?
59:00 <dematerialised> i also have some absynthe in a box somewhere
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