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10:00 <Serenity> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/08/10/17/39/mum-sentenced-after-baby-almost-died-on-a-water-only-diet/?ocid=9newsfb
10:00 <Serenity> wtf..
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> r u ok?
12:00 <Maurice> See they were looking at charging people who put their kids on vegan diets
14:00 <President_Trump> Maurice u didnt answer my question
14:00 <Maurice> It obviously wasn't that important
15:00 <President_Trump> it was actually
17:00 <President_Trump> may i ask again?
27:00 <TheRiddler> watching sinbad
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> #practicesafesex :|
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> RIP life 
54:00 <Maurice> Son of a bitch, I have a kid in my bed
54:00 <Maurice> RIP my sprawling body
54:00 <Serenity> ew
55:00 <breaker> Sarah.
55:00 <Maurice> Telling me, but between him and me coughing all night it's probably for the best lol
55:00 <breaker> Lori.
55:00 <Maurice> Don't want to wake the cat
55:00 <Maurice> Dave.
55:00 <Maurice> Hows it?
55:00 <breaker> Great. Yourself?
56:00 <Maurice> Not too shabby, thanks
56:00 <breaker> Good to hear :)
57:00 <katatonic_kate01>   thi kid is nit gonnago to sleep ;|
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> jinx yas closed his eyes
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow…. cant type
58:00 <Maurice> I think I'd prefer the coughing kid in my bed than a newbie
58:00 <Maurice> I could always sleep on the couch I guess
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Maurice> Or in his bed if I wanted to climb a ladder to his bunk bed
59:00 <Maurice> Which I do not
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive got both
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a snoring husband
59:00 <Maurice> Mine left yesterday
00:00 <TheRiddler> 2nd storage shelf unit done
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah i might enciurage mine to fuck off
00:00 <Serenity> i shall be climbing into bed with no one to bug me until morning
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> shakes fist
00:00 <Maurice> Wheres the man
00:00 <Maurice> HE BETTER NOT BE WITH MY STATHAM
00:00 <Maurice> I'LL KILL HIM
00:00 <Serenity> hes here but he knows better than to bug me when im sleeping
00:00 <Maurice> Lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <Maurice> The cat was going mental so I gave her ham and cheese, she ate the cheese and left the ham..
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol bitch
01:00 <Clarkson> [03:37:50] good shit 
02:00 <Maurice> She's obviously mine, I'd leave the ham too
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <Maurice> Did you know Lionel Richie had another daughter
07:00 <Serenity> neg
07:00 <Serenity> im going to bed tho night !
07:00 <Maurice> I didn't either until just now
07:00 <Maurice> Apparently Bieber is banging her but shes 17
07:00 <Maurice> Niiiight
07:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/6fzs2zijxiy3pmt/2016-08-10%2023.01.21.jpg?dl=0
07:00 <Maurice> http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20141111/rs_634x1024-141211103403-634.Sofia-Richie.jl.12114.jpg
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird’
12:00 <GoldSpade> !
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ‘next
26:00 <TheRiddler> do we get to see a pic of the arm tattoo sezz?
27:00 <TheRiddler> oh
27:00 <TheRiddler> she's gone to bed
29:00 <GoldSpade> hmm
29:00 <GoldSpade> shes there
29:00 <GoldSpade> she doesnt sleep
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> but she isn’t an ice freak like you gold
30:00 <GoldSpade> hehhe
30:00 <GoldSpade> nah I take flakka katatonic_kate 
30:00 <GoldSpade> ice is shit
30:00 <GoldSpade> flakka
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> great. Now die.
30:00 <GoldSpade> you want me to od?
30:00 <GoldSpade> omg how rude!
31:00 <morgoth> The silence was deafening
31:00 <GoldSpade> maybe you should try flakka
31:00 <GoldSpade> pretty good
31:00 <GoldSpade> speaking of drugs good drug ed on sbs atm
32:00 <GoldSpade> you should watch it kate
32:00 <morgoth> Ill stick to my $2 pack of better scotch thanks
33:00 <TheRiddler> stfu
34:00 <morgoth> For those who dont know better scotch are butter scotch lollies that are better than scotch
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> #shitcunt
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn riddler 
05:00 <NeoGeo64> haha its winter there
05:00 <NeoGeo64> nice and warm here, being summer and all
50:00 <MysteryMan> Morning all
11:00 <MysteryMan> hey Lumeah 
34:00 <Lumeah> Hey.
35:00 <Lumeah> What up bro.
36:00 <MysteryMan> yo Lumeah 
36:00 <MysteryMan> hows things mate?
36:00 <Lumeah> Yeah alright 
37:00 <MysteryMan> so much happens in this room?
17:00 <BMP> [01:00] <TheRiddler> womens beach volley ball is on
17:00 <BMP> This man literally scares me...
41:00 <faux> why cos he enjoys womens butts.. r u gay        
54:00 <aliasd> is it still winter?
55:00 <aliasd> i guess in melbs it is
05:00 <Serenity> season is starting to change here in perth, its still cold but the daylight has changed in the morning
13:00 <Doodle> butts
58:00 <gs69azza> ferk
00:00 <Serenity> wheres ash
00:00 <LOOPYDOG> thestig
00:00 <Serenity> i wanna know if anywhere streams the olympics
00:00 <LOOPYDOG> is that u
36:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
43:00 <LOOPYDOG> thestig where have u been
43:00 <LOOPYDOG> its me
43:00 <LOOPYDOG> graham
54:00 <TheRon> i've done all the dumb things
01:00 <LOOPYDOG> good to see you back thestig
01:00 <TheRon> he doesn't say much
02:00 <LOOPYDOG> due to his medical problems (why he was absent)
02:00 <TheRon> ah ok
05:00 <President_Trump> lols
05:00 <TheRon> what's trump done now?
06:00 <President_Trump> he's doing what any sensible person would be trying to do - saving western civilisation
08:00 <TheRon> has he banned handguns yet?
09:00 <President_Trump> why would he do that?
12:00 <TheRon> to stop ppl killing ppl
14:00 <LOOPYDOG> guns dont kill ppl
14:00 <President_Trump> so the criminals get guns but not law abiding citizens?
14:00 <TheRon> that's right
15:00 <President_Trump> sounds like a solid plan
15:00 <TheRon> we've got a problem, i know we'll throw more guns at it
16:00 <President_Trump> lol
16:00 <President_Trump> sounds like you have a deep understanding of the issue
17:00 <TheRon> i'm standing on the outside looking in
18:00 <President_Trump> that is plainly obvious to see
19:00 <TheRon> do you think it's a good idea to give out guns over the counter in a bank?
20:00 <President_Trump> i dont even understand the question
21:00 <TheRon> bowling for columbine
22:00 <TheRon> good movie that
22:00 <President_Trump> good movie?
22:00 <President_Trump> michael moore? LOL
22:00 <President_Trump> hes a moron
22:00 <morgoth> do banks really need an armoury?
23:00 <President_Trump> what difference does that make? lol
23:00 <LOOPYDOG> guns need to be made available to every US citizen over the age of 18 years
23:00 <LOOPYDOG> without any health checks
23:00 <TheRon> apparently
24:00 <TheRon> shoot em all and let god sort em out
24:00 <President_Trump> it is their right to have them
24:00 <LOOPYDOG> absolutely
25:00 <LOOPYDOG> it's why Australia is going to shit
25:00 <LOOPYDOG> lack of guns
25:00 <TheRon> a lack of psycho's with guns
25:00 <President_Trump> so what will happen if u take the guns off all the law abiding citizens?
25:00 <morgoth> imma buy lotsa semi autos so when they have another buyback I will have the market cornered
25:00 <TheRon> like cops?
25:00 <President_Trump> australia? i thought we were talking about america
26:00 <President_Trump> lol so now you want no cops?
27:00 <morgoth> cops are corrupt
27:00 <morgoth> you hafta shoot pigs before they steal your house
28:00 <TheRon> cheif wiggum and the bloke with weed cracks me up
28:00 <President_Trump> lol
28:00 <TheRon> we're jammin"
30:00 <morgoth> rich people dont want to live under corporate martial law
43:00 <TheRon> don't fight it, if you don't know what it is
53:00 <TheRon> someday someday i will be here babe
01:00 <TheRon> my polyester girl
06:00 <TheRon> won't someone lend me a helpinh hand
34:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
35:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/amzA1Ed_700b.jpg
35:00 <TheRiddler> this is for you lol
36:00 <TheRon> i don't get it
41:00 <Trevor> yeah i dont get it either
41:00 <Trevor> please explain
41:00 <GoldSpade> doesnt make any sense
43:00 <Trevor> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-08-10/australian-bureau-of-statistics-says-census-website-hacked/7712216 <-- ASD are looking into it lol
43:00 <TheRon> it's fucked
44:00 <Lumeah> Fucking hilarious 
44:00 <TheRon> i knew, did anyone else
48:00 <Trevor> yeah m8 i no everyfink
48:00 <Trevor> yeah yeah nah nah yeah yeah
49:00 <TheRon> uptown girl she been livin in her uptown world
51:00 <GoldSpade> hm thats a hard one
52:00 <TheRon> that's what she said
52:00 <Lumeah> Hehe 
52:00 <GoldSpade> hy fax
53:00 <TheRiddler> hai again faux
53:00 <faux> hey ash
53:00 <TheRiddler> did you see the link?
53:00 <faux> no
53:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/amzA1Ed_700b.jpg
53:00 <faux> lmao
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <faux> o dobby
53:00 <TheRon> we didn't get it
54:00 <faux> whats there to get
54:00 <faux> dobby wants sexy time
54:00 <TheRon> with his mother inlaw?
54:00 <TheRiddler> think of family guy and the minnie mouse gag
54:00 <TheRon> :)
55:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-06qtIfXqs
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Family guy Minnie mouse Views: 78,650 Uploader: Amy Connor Uploaded: Jul 16, 2008 Duration: 0m26s Rating: 4.78
55:00 <TheRiddler> oh maybe not that
56:00 <TheRiddler> there was a gag where a woman exposes her shoulder 
56:00 <TheRiddler> and the guy get's hot and bothered
57:00 <TheRon> thunder only happens when it's raining
57:00 <TheRiddler> anyways bbl
57:00 <TheRon> players only love when they're playin'
59:00 <GoldSpade> be fleetwood mac id reckon
59:00 <TheRon> yes!
59:00 <GoldSpade> !
59:00 <SpecialAgentMagoo> Crazy Town
00:00 <GoldSpade> psydo echo
00:00 <TheRon> ozzie\
00:00 <GoldSpade> no thats funky town isnt it
00:00 <TheRon> no no that's crazy train
00:00 <SpecialAgentMagoo> Crazy Town do 'players' also
00:00 <GoldSpade> no I was talking about psydo echo
01:00 <SpecialAgentMagoo> oh
01:00 <SpecialAgentMagoo> yes lol
01:00 <TheRon> i was talking ozzie
03:00 <TheRon> the litle river band - lady
03:00 <GoldSpade> heh
03:00 <partay> time for a cool change
04:00 <partay> GoldSpank
04:00 <GoldSpade> hey pansy
04:00 <GoldSpade> :)
04:00 <TheRon> lady was on the office
04:00 <TheRon> in the jack black one with jessica alba
05:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LtEpjV4xgM
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jack Black in The Office Views: 50,116 Uploader: Michael Kutepow Uploaded: Feb 19, 2010 Duration: 0m44s Rating: 4.91
27:00 <WhoMadeWho> .
55:00 <partay> amelia how's your bum for grubs ?
55:00 <amelia> wot
55:00 <amelia> i dun like grubs touching ma bum
56:00 <WhoMadeWho> combantrin will take care of your bum grubs
00:00 <amelia> my family n cousins are alp in Croatia posting bootiful photos
01:00 <amelia> who wants to take me to Europe
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> whats in it for me
01:00 <amelia> but you haf to leave once we get there
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> oh
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> thats a shit deal
01:00 <Clarkson> you are a pathetic fucking wog 
02:00 <amelia> you get to sit on a plane ride with a really annoying female that would likely use you as a pillow
02:00 <amelia> gr8 deal
04:00 <WhoMadeWho> if you pay, ill go for a plane ride sure
04:00 <Trevor> ddos census
04:00 <Doodle> plus u can violate her while she is asleep on the plane
04:00 <amelia> stop ruining my holiday
04:00 <Doodle> *improving
05:00 <amelia> my delusional holiday
06:00 <Trevor> wake up u need 2 make money
08:00 <Trevor> yo
08:00 <WhoMadeWho> how do you make money
08:00 <WhoMadeWho> reveal
09:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn m8
13:00 <faux> amelia
13:00 <Trevor> ask joe hockey
14:00 <WhoMadeWho> joe hockey is a cigar smoking shit eating camel merchant
14:00 <GoldSpade> hm
14:00 <Trevor> yes but he is more successful than you, at everything
15:00 <Trevor> so what does that say about yourself?
15:00 <WhoMadeWho> it says i am a better person
16:00 <Trevor> nigger please
16:00 <Clarkson> got onto this hacking website for IRC commands and shit
16:00 <WhoMadeWho> you andrew bolt watcher you
16:00 <georgeandwell> hockey spoke his true belief when he reitred m8
17:00 <georgeandwell> he aint all shit
17:00 <WhoMadeWho> what was his true belief
17:00 <georgeandwell> pollies do as theyre told m8
17:00 <amelia> georgio
17:00 <georgeandwell> hi amelia
17:00 <georgeandwell> his departing speech im sure u can youtube it
18:00 <Trevor> http://mrsmedia.nestleusa.com/Images/Products/11327_LRGimg.jpg
18:00 <WhoMadeWho> if i wanted to youtube it, i wouldnt ask here now would i
18:00 <georgeandwell> i dunno where it is i just remembee see it
18:00 <Trevor> how does vomit always have fucking ham in it, anyway
18:00 <faux> AMELIA 
18:00 <Trevor> pretty sure vegans even vomit ham
19:00 <WhoMadeWho> funny story....once a vegan did a shit at a place i know.....it didnt flush.....nek user was stunned by the log......it was light grey in colour
20:00 <WhoMadeWho> unnatural looking
21:00 <Trevor> thats a shit story mate
21:00 <WhoMadeWho> i see what you did there
21:00 <British^Meat> wombles
21:00 <WhoMadeWho> meatles
21:00 <amelia> yas faux
21:00 <British^Meat> cross channel chatting
21:00 <faux> whats that sho
21:00 <faux> w
21:00 <faux> you told me id like
21:00 <faux> similr to catfih
21:00 <faux> s
21:00 <amelia> virtually in love
21:00 <faux> th
21:00 <faux> ty*
22:00 <georgeandwell> vegans dont shit m8
22:00 <georgeandwell> the organics just get abosrbed into the body and comes out in the stuff they say
23:00 <Trevor> you dont have to eat organics to be vegan
24:00 <Trevor> most vegans love the chemicals like mdma
24:00 <georgeandwell> yeh true
24:00 <georgeandwell> i dont get that 
24:00 <WhoMadeWho> every vegan i know is always sick
24:00 <georgeandwell> they just dont like animal stuff
24:00 <Trevor> thats not the food its the drugs and lifestyle
25:00 <georgeandwell> i dont see a prob with fish egg and cheese... mussels.. if u dont wana kill animals
25:00 <amelia> soso many experts on tonight
25:00 <georgeandwell> they tend to do a like of eccy and meth
25:00 <Cath^> so little time
25:00 <Trevor> if you dont want to kill animals quit existing
25:00 <amelia> IRC must be the hub for intellectuals
26:00 <georgeandwell> i dont eat mammals per se
26:00 <Trevor> glebel werming etc
26:00 <Cath^> lol
26:00 <georgeandwell> but i do seafoods
26:00 <amelia> who'da thunk it
26:00 <Maurice> Why are those 2 nubs discussing vegans like they know what they're talking about
26:00 <georgeandwell> and diarys and eggs
26:00 <amelia> THEY ARE EXPERTS OK MAURICR
26:00 <amelia> e
26:00 <Maurice> Oh, my bad
26:00 <amelia> MauRiCio
27:00 <Trevor> many species are going extinct just to enable vegans to argue their bullshit ideals with people who dont care, over coffee and beer
27:00 <Maurice> I wonder what Clarkson thinks of vegans
27:00 <Clarkson> [08:53:37] fuck yeah?
27:00 <Cath^> hi couleurs
27:00 <georgeandwell> their coffes is $10ea
27:00 <couleurs> hi Cath^ n Clarkson 
27:00 <Clarkson> to fuck up your life
27:00 <georgeandwell> i buy min from 711
28:00 <georgeandwell> yeah.. vegans similar to bdsm
28:00 <georgeandwell> its self denial.. but like monks... they get off on pain
28:00 <georgeandwell> pain and pleasure..thats where the eccies come in.. spiritual high m8
28:00 <Maurice> (18:28:18) (georgeandwell): yeah.. vegans similar to bdsm
28:00 <Maurice> LOL
28:00 <Trevor> whales can die painfree btw
29:00 <georgeandwell> i work with one
29:00 <Trevor> i mean i see them beaching but i dont care
29:00 <georgeandwell> and i studied his worldview
29:00 <georgeandwell> and psychology
29:00 <Trevor> i just suck on my winnie blue and im like whatevs
29:00 <georgeandwell> hes a rich kid also
29:00 <Trevor> then i eat a steak
29:00 <georgeandwell> like toorak 
30:00 <georgeandwell> to be a vegan takes a lot of will power
30:00 <Trevor> you know whats better than steak
30:00 <georgeandwell> pussy
30:00 <Clarkson> [06:16:46] ya fucking dogs
30:00 <Trevor> two cuts of steak
30:00 <georgeandwell> haha
30:00 <Trevor> whats even better than that
30:00 <Trevor> lamb chops
31:00 <georgeandwell> lamb smells
31:00 <georgeandwell> i like lobster tail
31:00 <georgeandwell> 4sure
31:00 <Trevor> i like veal because its baby cattle
31:00 <Trevor> but lamb chops taste better
32:00 <georgeandwell> either way
32:00 <georgeandwell> depends on how hungry u are
32:00 <Trevor> http://feelgrafix.com/data_images/out/22/940110-lamb.jpg
32:00 <Trevor> yum
32:00 <Trevor> stupid fuckin lamb
37:00 <DK> https://scontent.fbne2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13879300_1627906444186506_2166318855062464899_n.jpg?oh=8917875a00eb69846eab6c57cf12c29a&oe=585564D8
38:00 <Serenity> wot did i miss
39:00 <Trevor> a wild time in your 20s because you had children
39:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1r go for seafood dinner with ne
40:00 <Maurice> Looks like your life is over, Serenity
40:00 <amelia> nothnx
40:00 <Maurice> No wild 20s for you
40:00 <Serenity> oh no
40:00 <georgeandwell> spend up to 200
40:00 <Serenity> poor me
40:00 <georgeandwell> no more
40:00 <Serenity> boo hoo
40:00 <georgeandwell> amelia u dont like seafood
40:00 <georgeandwell> ???
40:00 <amelia> i do
40:00 <Maurice> Seafood is vomit on a plate
41:00 <georgeandwell> ok i thought u dont many ppl dont like
41:00 <Serenity> you are
41:00 <georgeandwell> they say its smelly
41:00 <amelia> I likes fish, scallops, prawns but not too prawny... marron and oysters
41:00 <partay> im on a seefood diet
42:00 <amelia> lobster is too sweet for me and salmon the flavour is too strong n sweet
42:00 <Serenity> salmon is fucking disgusting
42:00 <amelia> crab also not a fan
42:00 <Serenity> anyone who says they like it is a fuck head
42:00 <Clarkson> speaking of eww... Glenn McGrath on the Toyota commercials... get off my fucking screen
42:00 <amelia> but mmmmm scallops is #1
42:00 <georgeandwell> oily fish is very good m8
42:00 <amelia> scallops in half shell
42:00 <partay> i love crab meat
42:00 <georgeandwell> eg salmin
42:00 <Serenity> blue swimmer crabs
42:00 <Serenity> hnngg
42:00 <partay> fav seafood
42:00 <amelia> ohhh and swordfish is yummeh
43:00 <georgeandwell> u like mercury poison
43:00 <amelia> i do
43:00 <DK> sezz loves any crabs 
43:00 <DK> spesh from Bunners 
43:00 <amelia> i wonder wot tuna taste like
43:00 <amelia> not the can stuff
44:00 <georgeandwell> taste similar to can
45:00 <amelia> oh
45:00 <amelia> where you wanna go for seafood dinner georgio
46:00 <Serenity> had to get used to those crabs when we started banging DK
47:00 <DK> I know.. I told you to drop crab nets 
50:00 <Serenity> small price to pay im sure
53:00 <dematerialised> hello yes this is dog
54:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/8FsKR4C.jpg #TopMemes2016
56:00 <amelia> i love the kid on the far right
56:00 <amelia> the look on his face is gr8
58:00 <British^Meat> r u in love with him?
58:00 <amelia> he hasn't even bought me a burrito
58:00 <amelia> so def not
59:00 <British^Meat> gay
59:00 <Clarkson> talk to blackdevil they like the cawk
00:00 <British^Meat> hah, classic clarky
00:00 <Clarkson> ran out of time half way through my php odesk test cause i had to do a shit :(
00:00 <dematerialised> my farts are smelling particularly deadly at the moment
09:00 <cucumber> howdy bumjackers anonymous
09:00 <picard> Hello
09:00 <cucumber> gday agent orange
09:00 <cucumber> hows it goin m8
13:00 <PIcard> Bite me
14:00 <georgeandwell> hi
14:00 <georgeandwell> hows things
14:00 <georgeandwell> good i hope
14:00 <Picard> Ok
16:00 <picard> Grrrr
17:00 <cucumber> picco
17:00 <cucumber> seen me m8 robbo today
18:00 <picard> Way
18:00 <picard> Serenity:
19:00 <partay> pictardo... How's the weight loss going /
20:00 <picard> Awesome
21:00 <picard> Just waiting to have an affair and get it cracking along
21:00 <picard> Should lose 60kgs in no time
21:00 <partay> don't wait that long 
22:00 <thestig> should of said weight
23:00 <picard> It's ready to roll
23:00 <picard> thestig: u little nuffy how's ya mum?
24:00 <thestig> good hows yours?
25:00 <partay> you'll then have to post buff pics for us to judge you 
25:00 <picard> Lol
25:00 <picard> Like undo?
26:00 <picard> U do.
26:00 <partay> no because ... you'll never look that good 
26:00 <picard> Pmsl
26:00 <partay> ever
26:00 <partay> pipe dream for you 
26:00 <picard> I pull more chicks looking like info
26:00 <partay> hahaha ok
27:00 <picard> I do than u ever could
27:00 <picard> Fucken iPad
27:00 <partay> right on stallion 
27:00 <picard> These cunts in the room next to me better shut up
28:00 <georgeandwell> hi
28:00 <partay> or?
28:00 <georgeandwell> hows thingz
28:00 <partay> you'll just whimper and go to sleep 
28:00 <picard> Or I shall go next door and deal with them
28:00 <partay> hahahahaha
28:00 <georgeandwell> 2 girls r suck my dick right now
29:00 <partay> georgie and by 2 girls r suck my dick right now you mean sitting there alone wanking at your pc again
29:00 <picard> Sure
31:00 <georgeandwell> sometimes 3
31:00 <georgeandwell> gets a bit crowded tho 
33:00 <TheRiddler> george is the new saemon
33:00 <picard> Get the cat and dog out of the bed
37:00 <georgeandwell> i gotta push em away with me leg
45:00 <robot> hello
46:00 <partay> the robotage
46:00 <morgoth> hey
46:00 <robot> hey hey
47:00 <faux> hello
47:00 <robot> hello faux
47:00 <faux> waddaya know 
47:00 <robot> how is eberyone
47:00 <faux> bery good
47:00 <faux> n u
48:00 <robot> getting better, almost over this sickness
48:00 <faux>  (Y)
49:00 <partay> robot remember what i said..plenty of pj 
49:00 <robot> :P
50:00 <partay> :þ
59:00 <GoldSpade> ayyy Serenity you awake
01:00 <GoldSpade> I was gonna appoligize for the other day
01:00 <GoldSpade> for upsetting you
02:00 <amelia> iTS 2 L8 2 PoLoGiZe
02:00 <GoldSpade> about the hmm d**t p***s
02:00 <couleurs> appoligize nao
03:00 <GoldSpade> well maybe fax can pass my appology on
03:00 <GoldSpade> to Serenity
03:00 <TheRiddler> It's tooo laaateee
03:00 <partay> or you could fax her 
04:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
04:00 <GoldSpade> hmm
04:00 <partay> she's faxable 
04:00 <GoldSpade> im sure she is lol
04:00 <GoldSpade> ahhhhgggg
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n ‘ freaks
04:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
04:00 <TheRiddler> hai melies
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup 
04:00 <TheRiddler> nm
04:00 <amelia> hai crasheh
05:00 <TheRiddler> building my second storage shelf unit
05:00 <partay> blindfolded this time ?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> crafy riddler
05:00 <amelia> wot is this one going to store
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> you should put that on your online dating profile!
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> can build flat pack furniture
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps get divorced over that shit :P 
06:00 <TheRiddler> I think something bit my finger a couple of nights ago
06:00 <TheRiddler> it's itchy
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <amelia> iNCY WiNCY SPiDaH
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> well.. you’re not dead so it’s all good
07:00 <amelia> got hungrys
07:00 <TheRiddler> video games is going in this 1
07:00 <GoldSpade> hm
07:00 <amelia> TheFlatKingMastah
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xzU9Qqdqww
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kid Cudi - Pursuit Of Happiness ft. MGMT Views: 119,561,023 Uploader: KidCudiVEVO Uploaded: Dec 8, 2009 Duration: 4m57s Rating: 4.84
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <amelia> i used to thoroughly enoy that song
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya same… 
08:00 <amelia> enjoy
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddlers pursuit of happiness is building stuff and things! 
09:00 <amelia> so i have dis friend who is single but she been spending a lot of time with an ex from years ago, prob 10ish years, but he has a gf of 3/4 years
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
09:00 <amelia> they not done anything physical, but he says he loves her n wants to be wif her
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> he wants sex
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the gf aint putting out
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOOM
10:00 <amelia> he wants to break up wif his gf apparently
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah…. im sure he does
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHY hasn’t he...
10:00 <amelia> i asked dat too
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos he just wants the vadge
10:00 <amelia> she is holding back cos of his situation
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> as you would.
11:00 <amelia> he reckons hes not convinced she would be wif him
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Just bone on the side…
11:00 <amelia> then he would end up with nothing
11:00 <TheRiddler> he wants someone to fall back on
11:00 <amelia> but shes not giving him sex
11:00 <amelia> if he wanted jus sex, he could get it elsewhere
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya…. perhaps.
11:00 <amelia> she tells me there hasn't even been a kiss
12:00 <Maurice> It'll be fine under he climbs over that fence and finds out the grass is not greener, but is infact dead
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… he has secretly loved her for the past 10 years and hasn’t done fuck all until now?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
12:00 <amelia> they have been in on/off contact
12:00 <amelia> throughout the years
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd… flogging a dead horse 
13:00 <amelia> she doesn't respond when shes in a relationship
13:00 <amelia> they havent hooked up since they dated 10 yrs ago
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah for good reason
13:00 <amelia> i think she is his dream girl
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> the guy is prob a douche 
14:00 <amelia> I dunno, they haven't physically done anything
14:00 <SmooWorm> melies
14:00 <SmooWorm> mELIESSSs
14:00 <amelia> its inappropriate for sure
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… if that were the case, they’d be togther and have the capacity to communicate…
14:00 <SmooWorm> melia big tits
14:00 <Clarkson> WiLd_TuRkeY, put a cock in it and shut up.
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> stuff and things
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ clarky so appropiate 
14:00 <Clarkson> girls have dirty sexy minds
14:00 <amelia> but i kinda think, hes basically met someone new (but old) and wants to move on wif her
14:00 <TheRiddler> he's already shown he cant be loyal
14:00 <amelia> isn't that jus life?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> tell him he is dreaming 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <amelia> sometimes you meet someone new when you're wif someone, and he seems to wanna do the right thing by ending it with curreny gf before starting something new
15:00 <faux> til he rekindles with the chick he breaks up with then leaves your friend fr her
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:00 <TheRiddler> what faux said
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> rekindles his boner for any chick from the past
16:00 <faux> lmao
16:00 <amelia> yeah trust would def be an issue
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> some men just chase the attention
17:00 <amelia> women don't know men
17:00 <amelia> they think they know but they create scenarios in their head n think they always right
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <amelia> i want a mans perspective
17:00 <amelia> cept the guys in here never had a gf so they be useless
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <TheRiddler> thanks alot
18:00 <amelia> not you asheh, you is a pimp
18:00 <couleurs> thanks alot
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> Logically… you’d THINK that if some dude loved a chick for a bazillion years he wouldn’t fucking wait 10 years to voice this…. 
18:00 <partay> 99% of guys think with their dick. If she threw the sex option out there he'd fuck her in an instant
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> he want sex. End of story.
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> EXACTLY partay!
18:00 <amelia> I have no doubt he'd fuck her if she let it
19:00 <amelia> for 10 yrs i think he has been tryin to start it up again
19:00 <amelia> she has been the one holding back
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lord.
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> next.
19:00 <amelia> i think shes like a fantasy to him
19:00 <TheRiddler> ^
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <amelia> you know how you want something you can't have
19:00 <Maurice> It's the forbidden
19:00 <amelia> but i dunno, thought it would go stale after 10 yrs
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> like a delicous cake…
20:00 <amelia> so odd he says i love you to her
20:00 <Maurice> This is why Adam Levine and I aren't together even though we want to be
20:00 <Maurice> But alas, we're both married
20:00 <TheRiddler> he'll do it again to her
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ maurice
20:00 <amelia> haha you seen him in american horror story?
20:00 <Maurice> Don't mock me, this is srs
20:00 <amelia> where hes fucking that chick
20:00 <Maurice> I don't watch it
20:00 <TheRiddler> which season?
20:00 <amelia> oh you need to jus watch that scene
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> my gawd he was SMOKING in american horror story
20:00 <Maurice> I'm googling
20:00 <amelia> he wets his fingers
21:00 <amelia> and
21:00 <TheRiddler> is that the psychiatrist?
21:00 <amelia> ...jus watch the scene
21:00 <amelia> yah asheh
21:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
22:00 <TheRiddler> I was too distracted by the girls :p
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude
22:00 <TheRiddler> like the young maid
22:00 <TheRiddler> ban evader
22:00 <amelia> damn she was so fine
22:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22cz7-5z1ko
22:00 <Maurice> Is it that scene
22:00 <amelia> lil redhead hottie
23:00 <amelia> yah when he puts it in
24:00 <couleurs> thanks alot
24:00 <amelia> my gf and i were watching it and i don't care for him but she pretty much wet her pants
24:00 <Maurice> First comment
24:00 <Maurice> that licking fingers and rub it in her vagina made me turned on
24:00 <amelia> kept rewinding it n shit
24:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAA Mauricio
24:00 <amelia> yeeee dats the one
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahahahahahha
25:00 <amelia> i don't deserve dis pain
25:00 <SmooWorm> shutup freak
26:00 <amelia> STAHP
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank fuck
26:00 <faux> christ
26:00 <amelia> my kunnybunny is a bit emotional tonight
26:00 <TheRiddler> oh is that joel
26:00 <amelia> you stupid slut why you do dat @ me
26:00 <amelia> yah ash
27:00 <Serenity> why are you all such glorious faggots
27:00 <TheRiddler> thought that was pong
27:00 <amelia> no i dunno why he talkin like pong
27:00 <robot> coz
27:00 <robot> i can
27:00 <amelia> SS
27:00 <Maurice> Ok I watched until he fingered her then I turned it off
27:00 <Maurice> I don't want nightmares
27:00 <TheRiddler> does he cry oil?
27:00 <TheRiddler> olive oil
27:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaha
28:00 <Serenity> wtf are you watching Maurice
28:00 <Maurice> Adam Levine fingering some bint in american horror story
28:00 <amelia> its more like
28:00 <amelia> preparing her
28:00 <TheRiddler> I need to watch the other seasons of that show
28:00 <Maurice> She's obv faulty if shes not already wet for him
29:00 <amelia> treat em mean keep em keen
29:00 <amelia> he way skinny
29:00 <Lemmings> oh
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol… i just watched the scene ...
32:00 <amelia> I'd take Paul Rudd over him any day
32:00 <couleurs> thanks alot
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> da fuck
33:00 <Maurice> Mike Crapbag
33:00 <amelia> soz cereals
33:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHA
33:00 <amelia> gosh he's soso adorable
33:00 <Maurice> I like him in Knocked Up when he's on mushies discussing chairs
33:00 <Lemmings> i actually lovepaul rudd
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> travis fimmel in full viking get up….
34:00 <amelia> he is a very loveable man
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> then the ‘brother’
34:00 <amelia> i also adore that dead guy from Spartacus
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT! lol
34:00 <amelia> fuck he was amazing
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh he was totes AMAZE
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Aussie dude… too
35:00 <Lemmings> i dont know who that is
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> a smoking sexy dude
35:00 <Clarkson> without him it would be shit
35:00 <amelia> http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef01543558d6fc970c-600wi
35:00 <TheRiddler> for the longest time I thought paul rudd was the guy from my name is earl
35:00 <amelia> he is perfection
36:00 <amelia> i think
36:00 <Lemmings> oh
36:00 <Lemmings> meh
36:00 <amelia> Spartacus was probably my first and only true love
36:00 <Maurice> I'd put Statham at the top of my list
36:00 <Maurice> But I'd have to fight ShadowLurker for him
36:00 <Lemmings> lol
36:00 <Maurice> And I'd feel bad beating a girl
36:00 <partay> andy whitfield died
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> dont remind me *sobs*
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> cancer
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> :(
37:00 <partay> :(
37:00 <Lemmings> Maurice will cam be home around the 31st?
37:00 <amelia> i think andy could have actually turned me into a nice person
37:00 <Maurice> Nope
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s ok Alexander skarsgard is still alive
37:00 <Maurice> Not back until sept
37:00 <Lemmings> ah bugger
37:00 <Maurice> Unless I win lotto before then
38:00 <amelia> http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/17500000/andy-whitfield-andy-whitfield-17530882-485-364.jpg
38:00 <Lemmings> bunnings are having this cool family night thing for fathers day, free sausage sizzle bumper cars etc n the kids get to build something
38:00 <Maurice> Bastards
38:00 <couleurs> thanks alot
38:00 <Maurice> I suppose I could take them and they could make him something
38:00 <Lemmings> face painting et
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> when is father’s day?
38:00 <Lemmings> c
38:00 <Lemmings> september?
38:00 <Lemmings> first sunday or something
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahh
38:00 <Maurice> 4th
38:00 <Maurice> Sept
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah gawd
39:00 <Maurice> He's back on the 6th >.<
39:00 <partay> If i win lotto.. Maurice you're going to be banging me 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <Maurice> I assume you're paying me your winnings to do this
39:00 <Maurice> Make it out to cash
40:00 <Lemmings> i wasnt gonna put our name down for it but ant insisted we go
40:00 <Lemmings> so now we're going
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> just catch some pokemon
41:00 <Maurice> KIDS BRING DAD TO OUR FATHERS DAY FAMILY NIGHT, MAKE DAD A FATHERS DAY GIFT AND TOGETHER PLAY OUR OUTDOOR SOCCER GAME,HAVE A SAUSAGE SIZZLE,FAIRYFLOSS, SLUSHY AND HAVE A LOT OF FUN
41:00 <Maurice> FAIRY FLOSS
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> HYPE YOUR KIDS UP AND THEN FUCK THEM OFF BACK HOME
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEW
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
41:00 <Lemmings> hahaha
41:00 <Maurice> Mine don't get hyped by shit like that
41:00 <Clarkson> "prison break" movies, what they are called, are usually shit
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd, my child has a slushy and becomes stupid
42:00 <Lemmings> yer ant would be more hyped up by the activities than the sugar
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> So i had me mother’s group today....
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <Lemmings> my condolences
43:00 <Lemmings> lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> did they give you the evil eye
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> none of the women had met before… one mum brings brochures for holidays in bali and proceeds to discuss her holiday in bali
44:00 <Maurice> I hope you took your hip flask and sat there swigging from it
44:00 <Lemmings> oh ffs lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol Oh i will next time!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> A few mum’s were cracking jokes… and the others kinda looked like they didn’t want to be seen sitting with us LOL
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll bring a goon bag next catch up and be like, ladies.. PUT down your coffee… 
45:00 <amelia> mothers group sounds like the single most fucked up thing ever
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatbout ere ?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> You get coffee… and get to laugh at the mum’s who are watching what they’re eating.. and eat some lame seed cake…. and choke on it cos it’s so dry
46:00 <Trevor> hi friends <3
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL im still laughing
47:00 <amelia> yes, confirmed that mother's group really is shit
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi2u trevor! 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off now <3
47:00 <amelia> MoTHeRS GRouP
47:00 <Trevor> so whats better... large washing machine with less but larger loads, or small washing machines with smaller but more frequent loads
47:00 <Trevor> kgo
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> depend on whom you’re living with.
48:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> depends*
48:00 <amelia> this isn't mother's group Trevor
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> Iheard some epic birthing stories! That was fun!
49:00 <Trevor> you dont need to be a mother to appreciate clean clothes
49:00 <Trevor> i need to clean cum off my sheets somehow
49:00 <Clarkson> how fucking dumb is this guy?
49:00 <amelia> lick it off
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
49:00 <amelia> AHAHAA
50:00 <Trevor> oh yea and my washing machine died
50:00 <Trevor> im thinking i might go for a smaller one cause like, it was always too big
50:00 <amelia> clogged up wif too much cum
50:00 <Clarkson> there are two types of gays
50:00 <amelia> kinda like Serenity
50:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna be reasonable for once, if you want to wash doonas etc, get a larger one
50:00 <Trevor> yeah the cum guzzler is dead
50:00 <Maurice> A smaller one wont handle the weight of them when wet
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> premature ejeculation trev? 
50:00 <TheRiddler> which 1 is Trevor Clarkson
50:00 <Trevor> the cum dumpster is still kicking though and ruining my life
50:00 <Clarkson> thats a big load of shit
50:00 <Serenity> excuse you you tree stump cock eater
51:00 <amelia> bwhaahahahahahah
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
51:00 <Trevor> so yea i was looking at new vacuum cleaners too
51:00 <Serenity> my fucing client keeps dcing
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> fleshlight trev
51:00 <Maurice> I'm starting to think Trevor is the woman in that house
52:00 <Trevor> apparently ur supposed to put it on the wet cycle if u want to give yourself a vac job
52:00 <couleurs> thanks alot
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
52:00 <TheRiddler> his mum wanted a daughter
52:00 <amelia> Trevor tell us more about your household appliances
52:00 <Trevor> yw couleurs 
52:00 <amelia> I can't wait to hear wot kind of kettle you have
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> why not get the ‘wife’ to purchase stuff and thing
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
53:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Treat You Better - Shawn Mendes" [Spotify]
53:00 <Serenity> this fucking song..
53:00 <Maurice> I remember when amelia was obsessed with my red appliances
53:00 <Trevor> shes not that kind of cum dumpster
53:00 <Serenity> inmy head.. for DAYS
53:00 <Maurice> She was jealous my toast cooked faster..
53:00 <amelia> is so fuckin shit Serenity
53:00 <faux> are you using andchat sez
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive got a red kettle… it’s awesome
53:00 <faux> oh
53:00 <faux> scrolled 
53:00 <Maurice> EVERY GIRL LIKE YOU DESERVES A.. GENTLEMAN
53:00 <Serenity> nah
53:00 <Serenity> its my bouncer
53:00 <faux> o
53:00 <Maurice> Me too katatonic_kate01
53:00 <faux> mmk
53:00 <Serenity> i dunno wtf is going on with it
53:00 <amelia> FUCK YO TOASTER
53:00 <faux> sbwoken
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i need a red toaster in me life
54:00 <Trevor> ffs why would you get red appliances r u rem or sumfin
54:00 <Serenity> i need a new toaster
54:00 <Maurice> Most of my appliances are red
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
54:00 <Trevor> u junkie slut
54:00 <Clarkson> people past 40 having sex is perverted and gross
54:00 <amelia> when was i obsessed wif your appliances
54:00 <Maurice> Kettle, pots, juicer, mixer, toaster
54:00 <amelia> i never seen dem
54:00 <Maurice> Cutlery, glasses, plates
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor - SMD
54:00 <Maurice> Eat a dick Clarkson
54:00 <Trevor> i went with something unique
54:00 <Clarkson> are you goin to come and fuck me khalid
55:00 <Trevor> stainless steel
55:00 <Trevor> it says im unique and warm
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> poof
55:00 <faux> my mugs are red w white polka dots
55:00 <faux> te end
55:00 <faux> but i bought white ones today tysm
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> it screams homosexual… how are you gonna pull a root now?
55:00 <Maurice> Mine are white with red patterns on them, we should hook up
55:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
55:00 <TheRiddler> seeing red? you might be a bull
55:00 <Trevor> ill shit in ur mug ok
55:00 <faux> ehe
55:00 <amelia> my mugs are winnie de pooh and sesame street characters
55:00 <ShadowLurker> why u so mad 4
55:00 <faux> and stay out
55:00 <amelia> :/
55:00 <Trevor> alabama hot pocket
56:00 <Serenity> ive got about 500 mugs in my cupboards
56:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity, same and I used zero of them
56:00 <TheRiddler> I have only team mugs
56:00 <amelia> YOU DON'T NEED DAT MANY
56:00 <Serenity> I used to steal lils zelda mug
56:00 <Maurice> Use*
56:00 <Trevor> i was looking at tea sets today, somehow got distracted from washing machines
56:00 <Serenity> but now I steal pauls coffee mug cause its really tall and has a huge handle
56:00 <Maurice> I have 2 cat mugs on the rare ocassion I have a hot drink
56:00 <Serenity> so its comfy to hold
56:00 <Trevor> then i thought, what am i doing, i actually hate tea
56:00 <amelia> it drives me insane when people have an abundance of anything
56:00 <Serenity> i have children
56:00 <Maurice> amelia, so we should start culling our children?
57:00 <Serenity> even 500 isnt enough
57:00 <Maurice> Because I am ok with that
57:00 <amelia> yes get rid of em all
57:00 <Trevor> amelia, yes. 8kg washing machine now dead. thinking of a 5.5kg
57:00 <Trevor> abundance is gay
57:00 <Clarkson> i am on a special hifibre diet so my love-grunge is firm but sexy. attila says i wont get bowel cancer taking big cocks up my arse if i eat right with lots of fibre so i can poo out wads of jizz.   its wonderful, i feel like a woman with name brand tampons that can waterski.
57:00 <amelia> I will kick your washing machine in de head
57:00 <Trevor> it doesnt have a head, only a tip
57:00 <Trevor> you can give the tip head
57:00 <Serenity> Maurice i bought a cat nip plant
57:00 <amelia> I will work around it
57:00 <Maurice> :o
58:00 <Maurice> Are your boys high?
58:00 <Serenity> turbo went all weird
58:00 <Serenity> homer isnt interested
58:00 <Maurice> Homer is the worst stoner
58:00 <Serenity> i think hes just so dumb he cant get stoned
58:00 <Serenity> hes at his lowest level
58:00 <Maurice> Lol already fried his brain cells
59:00 <Trevor> dumb cats can still get stoned, and get to a lower level... its called matt damon
59:00 <Serenity> can you not
59:00 <Serenity> thanks
59:00 <Maurice> I'd get on Matt Damons lower level
00:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PajyQrpu26I
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 4 Minutes of "Matt Damon" Views: 476,404 Uploader: Alex Haitz Uploaded: Jun 20, 2008 Duration: 4m31s Rating: 4.47
00:00 <Trevor> 4 minutes of him?
02:00 <Serenity> https://www.buzzfeed.com/annakopsky/alrighty-then?bffbuk&utm_term=.qjrXbQ3z3#.ynvnpzX9X
05:00 <dematerialised> poop
06:00 <couleurs> thanks alot
06:00 <dematerialised> np
06:00 <Maurice> 4 mins seems like a long time
07:00 <Trevor> jurassic porn? i think ive watched that
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@dicachu
13:00 <Doodle> shit
13:00 <Doodle> i bought tealeaves instead of teabags
13:00 <Doodle> STOOPID
13:00 <amelia> disaster
13:00 <Doodle> it is i dont have a teapot
14:00 <Maurice> Snort them, you'll be fine
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> rookie mistake
14:00 <Serenity> i have a prettyful teapot
15:00 <Doodle> i passed 2 of me classes today
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ove got a few
15:00 <Doodle> working on the last assessment for the last class 
15:00 <Serenity> woo hoo grats
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> congats
15:00 <Doodle> ta very much
15:00 <Maurice> I have nothing related to tea or teapots
15:00 <Doodle> i'm elbow deep in spreadhssets and analysis strategies atm
16:00 <Doodle> *spreadsheets
16:00 <Maurice> Woo Doodle, does that mean you're allowed to play on the weekend
16:00 <Doodle> no
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love teapots and fancy tea cups
16:00 <Doodle> not until this assessment is done
16:00 <Doodle> then i have 3 weeks off
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> hello t2
16:00 <Doodle> then t3
16:00 <Maurice> God man, you're parents are hard task masters
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <Maurice> Your*
16:00 <Doodle> dad was a school teacher for 35 years
17:00 <Maurice> Did you get the cane when you were naughty
17:00 <Doodle> no
17:00 <Maurice> Do you wanna get it? ;)
17:00 <Doodle> cos i was a little angel
17:00 <Maurice> HAHAHA
17:00 <Doodle> eehehe
17:00 <Maurice> I mean, I believe it
17:00 <Doodle> by it do u mean sexy time
17:00 <Maurice> When don't I mean that
17:00 <Doodle> oh good call
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <Trevor> Maurice, sweet ill have some it
20:00 <Trevor> on irc
20:00 <Maurice> Ok honey, pm me
22:00 <TheRiddler> use a saucepan
22:00 <Trevor> me? ok
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> god speed with dick poc
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i
22:00 <Trevor> yeah dick poci
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> no just get hard
23:00 <Trevor> brb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby Views: 124,986,431 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Mar 5, 2009 Duration: 4m1s Rating: 4.69
25:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHEc66d08YU
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Get Hard - Trash Talk Scene HD (1080p) Views: 471,295 Uploader: totertanium Uploaded: Jun 12, 2015 Duration: 2m1s Rating: 4.93
26:00 <Maurice> Lol I love that movie
27:00 <Maurice> I'm about to tear you a new ass and sew up your old ass
27:00 <Doodle> heheee
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle are u gettin’ hard?
27:00 <Doodle> no
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh
27:00 <dematerialised> ok im gonna go do a smelly poop and then afterwards go to sleep
28:00 <dematerialised> ty for reading
28:00 <Clarkson> instead of just some lumpy fat crap
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
29:00 <Trevor> Maurice, you're a disappointment to your parents. Who I fucked
30:00 <Maurice> Shut up, you're about to get 20 likes on instafuck
30:00 <Maurice> Doodle
30:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpP_mdtRsWo
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Get Hard - Bloopers / Gag Reel | (HD) Views: 3,055,548 Uploader: Funny Movie Bloopers Uploaded: Jul 18, 2015 Duration: 6m26s Rating: 4.87
31:00 <Trevor> oh right its like past my bedtime and im still drnking
31:00 <Trevor> guess is hould drink more eh
31:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby Views: 124,987,617 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Mar 5, 2009 Duration: 4m1s Rating: 4.69
31:00 <Doodle> lmao gay thesaurus
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a maid
33:00 <Trevor> bitch u also need tits
33:00 <Clarkson> me n Bellatrix are gonna make lots n lots of sexy babies
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch you don’t know me
35:00 <Maurice> Lol 'saliva is dripping out of my front ear, you know the ear I eat with'
35:00 <Trevor> this one?
36:00 <Trevor> http://imgur.com/a/lsWMQ
36:00 <Doodle> hahaha front ear
36:00 <Doodle> the borst of februnary
36:00 <Maurice> Lolll in the car
37:00 <Maurice> 'Steering wheel doesnt work, beep beep.. horn works'
38:00 <Serenity> oh im back
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hi there
39:00 <Serenity> i think i need bed soon
39:00 <President_Trump> Maurice how did the hair washing go?
39:00 <Trevor> instructions too complicated got my dick caught in ceiling fan
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> please try - blunt force trauma to yo dick could result in death :D
43:00 <Trevor> 2/10
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> bows
45:00 <Trevor> http://x86pad.com/t02.html
45:00 <Trevor> wonder if these pcs on a stick r any good
45:00 <Trevor> going to find out anyway
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh - i’d lose it 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> and all me dick poccollction
47:00 <Clarkson> plus my car shit on both of them and it cost me 2 grand
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> poc
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