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00:00 <Maurice> I went home to my house for a bong and you're sneaking smokes lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s gold
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i dont think you can beat my mum + sister
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> my mum had an AVO againts my sister LOL
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> JUST incase she went bat shit crazy on me wedding day
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> she didn’t… thankfully lol
01:00 <Maurice> Yeah I can't top that
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> wedding are so FUN!
09:00 <dematerialised> my fingers are sticky
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> did chrissy swan visit again?
11:00 <dematerialised> nah
11:00 <dematerialised> just ate a sundae
11:00 <Serenity> eew lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> with your hands?
12:00 <dematerialised> yes
12:00 <dematerialised> dont you?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t eat anymore. I survive on air and love
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> #iwearskinnyjeansnow
13:00 <dematerialised> i cant wear clothes anymore because i am so fat
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive had em on all day and they stretch heaps………
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dem
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even a muumuu??
14:00 <dematerialised> not even
14:00 <dematerialised> riddles: just installed NMS
14:00 <dematerialised> wish me luck
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> a sheet for modesty? 
15:00 <dematerialised> none
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/you-cant-ask-that/LE1517H007S00
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> watch that for a laugh
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> made be laugh and think how fucking ignorant people are 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is a series… interesting how fucking dumb some peeps are
16:00 <Clarkson> put my penis too close too the candle flame
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> also, the pretentious sex workers annoy me
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok just the gener studies one
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> poly one is good too !
19:00 <Serenity> who the fuck are you talking to
19:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <Clarkson> yet if Fred or Joan or somebody else said it, you wouldn't give a shit
21:00 <couleurs> Fred or Joan
21:00 <Maurice> I'm sory I can't watch that link due to me eating chips and cheese
21:00 <Serenity> i hate you
21:00 <Serenity> i want chips and cheese
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> me serenity?
22:00 <Maurice> It's such an odd combo but if you get the right chips it's delish
22:00 <Serenity> ye
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> the link… iview doco
22:00 <Serenity> ohh
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> about questions you can’t ask
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> interesting…. but some peeps ask really dumb questions
22:00 <Serenity> good show that
32:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
44:00 <spartan_> who wants to hear my latest rap
44:00 <spartan_> i need to paste in 2 parts cus i got a little carried away
44:00 <spartan_> write a fresh one, in my stash are guns and special goods, you messin with the hood, the best way it should be done, never the less its understood money rules the world, thunder pounds from my tools scarin little girls, share a bit of the swirl in the lair and write without any cares, turnin my lighter up like a flare, weed smoke no sharing, leading off snow flutes, pleading for a show of the unique cash flow, we complete and bash a drunk home
44:00 <spartan_> let me decide if i should tie this guy up slyly and abide by satans rules, just sell ya soul his ya mate its cool, belt him bold black n blue and disable main functions, then enable some life support, maim em all take a ride in the trunk for sport, my lyrcial cloak resorts to blood sport hardcore seein stars now and before, still in court holdin down the fought, my sounds come out like theyre baught, psycho hellbound you better share or youre 
44:00 <spartan_> thats all
44:00 <spartan_> westcoast
45:00 <spartan_> kunny rap at its finest
45:00 <spartan_> took me 30 minutes
45:00 <spartan_> -,-
47:00 <spartan_> go for a walk through hell, with 2 machettes, unleash a spectrum of hannibal lectre type leaches renderin flesh entering the organs
47:00 <spartan_> that sounds dope
48:00 <spartan_> -,-?
49:00 <spartan_> canniball features with credible 50 inch saws n needles feedin his greed of gore should of seen straight hellspawn enters through the cranium
49:00 <spartan_> that sounds dope too
50:00 <spartan_> gona get a pen n paper
51:00 <spartan_> and write the whole thing down
51:00 <spartan_> fuck this txt.file shit
51:00 <spartan_> bbl
51:00 <Clarkson> who the fuck is serving crack in here
55:00 <Doodle> lmao
59:00 <Serenity> i dunno Clarkson but they need to stop
59:00 <Clarkson> you cant just talk about your perfect tits without showing a pic
59:00 <Serenity> oh..
00:00 <chelle> TITS!? whar?
15:00 <spartan_> not even halfwat thru writing it with pen
15:00 <spartan_> lmaoooo
16:00 <spartan_> 3 pages already ful
16:00 <spartan_> L{
59:00 <spartan_> fuck me
59:00 <spartan_> sore hand as fuck
00:00 <spartan_> wtf
00:00 <spartan_> how long have i been writing that
00:00 <spartan_> just finished
00:00 <spartan_> 9 pages later...
00:00 <spartan_> all written on paper now
00:00 <spartan_> gonna memorise some shit imoz
00:00 <Clarkson> he's all sorts of fuckin monkey
01:00 <spartan_> no shirt wrote 9 pages of all shit i pasted up a bit
08:00 <spartan_> kekeke
08:00 <spartan_> my balls stink
08:00 <spartan_> -,-
32:00 <GoldSpade> heh what rules
32:00 <MrMark> yawn
44:00 <MrMark> its saturday!!!!!super duper party time!!!!!
59:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
18:00 <doctor> https://www.facebook.com/thattickledme/videos/1192419627456097/
42:00 <nubbymcnu> epic shoot oout going on between aus and brazil
42:00 <nubbymcnu> https://www.seven.com.au/olympics/#/videoView/
43:00 <President_Trump> YOUR MOTHER IS VOTING FOR TRUMP
44:00 <nubbymcnu> my mother died of typhus so the joke is on you
47:00 <morgoth> Mmmm typhus curry
33:00 <zaim> how r u qt
34:00 <MrMark> we built this city on rock and roll
34:00 <Nikky`> I'm good and you?
35:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn on m8
36:00 <zaim> yeah good love
36:00 <zaim> bout to hang the washing
36:00 <Nikky`> I shall do mine tomorrow
38:00 <georgeandwell> cool
39:00 <Nikky`> I think it be nap time..sleep off this headache
48:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and naked on the floor yet?
29:00 <British^Meat> naps are for the weak
30:00 <President_Trump> crooked hillary is a big napper, low energy
57:00 <couleurs> Hi All
58:00 <couleurs> NiCe
00:00 <MrMark> music!!
02:00 <TheRon> ventura highway
12:00 <couleurs> aCe VeNTuRa
13:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
14:00 <TheRiddler> So tired
15:00 <couleurs> y
20:00 <TheRiddler> Probably didn't get much sleep
22:00 <couleurs> soab
45:00 <TheRiddler> My boost juice crush is wearing swimsuit because of the Olympics
46:00 <couleurs> HoT
46:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
48:00 <TheRiddler> Last week she was in pigtails and a large Hawaiian shirt
48:00 <couleurs> ALoHa
48:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13903271_10210243363500629_2286876769427744149_n.jpg?oh=cca57574acb350d375296f60e932be9b&oe=584A5BC7
49:00 <couleurs> don't tell me that's your datsun...
49:00 <Doodle> not mine thankfully
50:00 <couleurs> PhEw
50:00 <couleurs> how does that even happen
50:00 <couleurs> what is it
50:00 <couleurs> why
50:00 <Doodle> poor maintenance
50:00 <TheRiddler> What am I looking at
50:00 <Doodle> rod through the block
50:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
50:00 <Doodle> shouldnt be outside the motor
51:00 <couleurs> what car is it?
51:00 <Doodle> 350z
51:00 <couleurs> Yikes
51:00 <TheRiddler> Thought it be something like that
51:00 <Serenity> oopsies
51:00 <Doodle> If anyone has a VQ35 revup block for sale let me know or a VQ35HR motor thanks.
51:00 <Doodle> Had a rod shoot through the block.
51:00 <Serenity> I wouldnt recommend that
51:00 <Doodle> he should stick an ls1 in it
52:00 <couleurs> yea!!!!!!!
52:00 <Doodle> if mine blew up i'd consider it
53:00 <dematerialised> greavening faggots
53:00 <Doodle> theres a rebuilt one sitting in an ss my mate just deregistered
53:00 <TheRiddler> Oh demat
53:00 <TheRiddler> No man's sky is sold out here
53:00 <TheRiddler> :(
54:00 <Doodle> i heard its all quantity and no quality
54:00 <TheRiddler> Yeah same
54:00 <couleurs> yea buy FiFa 17 instead
55:00 <Doodle> still, 18 quintillion planets should keep the kiddies amused til xmas MAYBE
56:00 <dematerialised> yeah i saw some gameplay last night riddles
56:00 <dematerialised> looks like its basically minecraft in space but without the ability to build
56:00 <TheRiddler> Same
56:00 <dematerialised> just mine and trade
56:00 <TheRiddler> Yep
56:00 <dematerialised> not worth the money imo
58:00 <TheRiddler> That's all I want to do atm l
58:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
58:00 <dematerialised> fair enough
58:00 <TheRiddler> Mine and trade
58:00 <Doodle> all dematerialised wants to do is atm too
58:00 <dematerialised> yeah
58:00 <Doodle> slllp
58:00 <TheRiddler> Reminds me of those X games
59:00 <Doodle> xtreme bmx?
59:00 <dematerialised> lol
59:00 <Doodle> xtreme california games
59:00 <Doodle> xtreme cool spot
59:00 <TheRiddler> Except not as tough
59:00 <Doodle> california games was hard
00:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
00:00 <dematerialised> lol i remember cool spot
00:00 <dematerialised> and zool
00:00 <Doodle> lol ye
00:00 <Doodle> good times
00:00 <Doodle> product placement everywhere
00:00 <TheRiddler> Winter games was harder
01:00 <TheRiddler> Or just impossible to play
01:00 <dematerialised> oh im not down there btw riddler, changed my mind
01:00 <TheRiddler> Ok
01:00 <dematerialised> slept till 2pm so i was like its too late to leave now lol
01:00 <couleurs> Rio Olympics Green Poo Pool Diving 2016
01:00 <faux> hello
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <Doodle> hi lovely
01:00 <TheRiddler> Hai faux
01:00 <faux> i think im sick
01:00 <dematerialised> morning fox
01:00 <faux> help
01:00 <Doodle> :(
01:00 <Doodle> whats wrong
01:00 <TheRiddler> Oh noes
01:00 <Doodle> r u extremely horny all the time
01:00 <Doodle> i can help
02:00 <TheRiddler> There's a bug going around
02:00 <faux> my nose is blocked my throat is sore and now im feeling really hot
02:00 <Doodle> oh
02:00 <faux> erkh
02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Missy Elliott - Ragtime Interlude_I'm Really Hot.mp3 (3.22MB 128kbps Stereo 3:30)
02:00 <couleurs> hope it's a lady bug ;)
02:00 <faux> i feel yucky
02:00 <TheRiddler> I'm fatigued atm
02:00 <dematerialised> im fat
02:00 <Doodle> i'm starvin me guts out
02:00 <TheRiddler> I could barely work
02:00 <faux> je suis fatigue
02:00 <faux> fatty gay
03:00 <faux> WAHHHHH i miss ab
03:00 <Doodle> [03:10] * TheRiddler ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
03:00 <TheRiddler> Aww
03:00 <Doodle> perhaps an earlier night is in order
03:00 <faux> what r u teh sleep police 
03:00 <Doodle> he said he is fatigued!
03:00 <faux> so u checked when he quit irc
03:00 <faux> lolllllll
03:00 <Doodle> midnight is not bedtime for a fatigued person
03:00 <faux> weirdo
03:00 <TheRiddler> I have sleep apnea
04:00 <faux> do u sleep with a machine
04:00 <Doodle> girls do when they come over here
04:00 <faux> my granddad does
04:00 <Doodle> ;)
04:00 <TheRiddler> I should probably start sleeping earlier
04:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
04:00 <Doodle> i'm just stirring TheRiddler
04:00 <faux> yesterday ab was upset saying her best friend went home
04:00 <faux> and that made me even sadder
04:00 <Doodle> who was that
04:00 <faux> that i left
04:00 <Doodle> KIDDING
04:00 <faux> .
04:00 <Doodle> :D
05:00 <Doodle> i'm sorry
05:00 <Doodle> i'm in a good mood
05:00 <Doodle> for a change
05:00 <TheRiddler> Nope I only just got referral to the sleep clinic on Monday
05:00 <faux> andshe sent me a voice clip on whatsapp sayinggpodnight
05:00 <faux> abd she sounded so sad
05:00 <Doodle> GPODNIGHT
05:00 <faux> :'(((((((
05:00 <faux> waaaahhhhh
05:00 <TheRiddler> Aww
06:00 <TheRiddler> You'll have to Skype her everyday now
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <faux> why
06:00 <faux> im only 10 mins away
06:00 <faux> theyre coming over on monday
06:00 <faux> doodle
06:00 <faux> check your phone
06:00 <Doodle> hi
06:00 <Doodle> ok
06:00 <TheRiddler> And sing her paw patrol
06:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
07:00 <TheRiddler> Walking or driving distance?
07:00 <faux> driving
07:00 <TheRiddler> Ah
07:00 <Doodle> awwww
07:00 <faux> see how sad she sounded 
07:00 <TheRiddler> So about a 45min walk
07:00 <Doodle> poor bub
07:00 <faux> :(
07:00 <faux> "i luv yew"
07:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <faux> that made me cry sohard
08:00 <Doodle> ur only up the road and round the corner
08:00 <Doodle> she'll be right m8
08:00 <TheRiddler> Maybe you could move in with your dad
08:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <faux> no ty
08:00 <Doodle> i want kfc chips
08:00 <faux> i like my privacy
08:00 <faux> i liked staying there but thats cos i had mu home to come back to
09:00 <TheRiddler> Invite her over for a sleep over
09:00 <faux> i dont have anywhere for her to sleep
09:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
09:00 <faux> i could sleep on the couch i guess
09:00 <faux> and she could take my bed
10:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
10:00 <faux> but idk how she'd feelcabout that 
10:00 <TheRiddler> How considerate
10:00 <faux> shes heaps atached to her mum
10:00 <TheRiddler> She'll probably insist you both sleep in the bed
11:00 <faux> WAHHHH I MISS HER
11:00 <faux> shh before i cry
11:00 <TheRiddler> Just don't suffocate her
11:00 <faux> how rude
11:00 <TheRiddler> On
11:00 <TheRiddler> Ok
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
11:00 <Doodle> u can suffocate me
11:00 <faux> everyone thinks im a fat monster
11:00 <faux> im offended
11:00 <Doodle> ok Matthew
12:00 <faux> Offended FYI
12:00 <Doodle> nobody called u fat fyi tysm
12:00 <TheRiddler> Lol you don't have to be fat to suffocate someone
12:00 <faux> look
12:00 <faux> let me offended
12:00 <faux> be*
12:00 <morgoth> anyone here so full of shit they are brown?
12:00 <Lumeah> Everyone 
12:00 <TheRiddler> Try trump
12:00 <British^Meat> i can think of a few
13:00 <Doodle> someone should drive me to kfc cos my car cant get in there
13:00 <Doodle> ty
13:00 <President_Trump> what
13:00 <British^Meat> kfc is arse
13:00 <Doodle> ye but i havent had it for eleventy years and i want some
13:00 <British^Meat> true
13:00 <Doodle> and me stove is covered in ants
13:00 <morgoth> people only spend money on one thing
13:00 <Doodle> so i cant cook
13:00 <British^Meat> its a great idea
13:00 <British^Meat> but i dont think you'll enjoy it
14:00 <Doodle> thats beside the point
14:00 <President_Trump> <@faux> Offended FYI
14:00 <British^Meat> i only really eat the burgers
14:00 <President_Trump> lols v funny TBH
14:00 <British^Meat> maybe the actual chicken is pretty good
14:00 <President_Trump> where is mattspew?
14:00 <Doodle> as long as its not 100 hours old ye
15:00 <Doodle> and dripping
15:00 <British^Meat> eer
15:00 <faux> car cant get in where
15:00 <faux> drive thru or the actual carpark
15:00 <Doodle> both
16:00 <Doodle> its on a steep hill
16:00 <faux> park out front
16:00 <faux> and walk in
16:00 <Doodle> no parks and its on a main rd
16:00 <faux> o
16:00 <faux> sux
16:00 <Doodle> i'd have to park ages away and its 2 degrees
16:00 <faux> i want popcorn chiclen rn
16:00 <Doodle> and me nips arent up for it
16:00 <faux> w pot and grav
17:00 <TheRiddler> Set it roll down the hill and run in and out
17:00 <faux> o ye
17:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <faux> .
17:00 <Doodle> no the angles are too steep it will destroy my bumper
17:00 <Doodle> and my exhaust
17:00 <British^Meat> ahaha
17:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
17:00 <British^Meat> classic
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <faux> me friend said shes coming ovee tonight but i cbf i wanna sleep forevs
17:00 <Doodle> its ok tho it means i dont eat kfc all the time
18:00 <British^Meat> get a swift for kfc runs
18:00 <TheRiddler> Just spoon
18:00 <Doodle> send her over here instead faux
18:00 <British^Meat> i think ive seen em in the adverts
18:00 <faux> a taylor swift 
18:00 <British^Meat> has all these cool attractive kids in em
18:00 <faux> no
18:00 <Doodle> hahah ye
18:00 <Doodle> aw
18:00 <President_Trump> im making a hot dog fyi
18:00 <Doodle> not even for a bit
18:00 <faux> shes engaged go away
18:00 <Doodle> so
18:00 <TheRiddler> Old women drive them here
18:00 <Doodle> engaged isnt married
18:00 <faux> .
18:00 <Lumeah> Omg
18:00 <faux> dont be vulgar picard
19:00 <Doodle> :/
19:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't say sex
19:00 <faux> i wasnt talking bout u
19:00 <faux> for once
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
19:00 <faux> was talkin 2 doodie
19:00 <Doodle> ty for comparing me to that overstuffed tomato
19:00 <faux> filth bucket 
19:00 <TheRiddler> Oh just read up
19:00 <faux> pls
19:00 <faux> ur nothing like yum 
19:00 <faux> him*
20:00 <Doodle> i know!
20:00 <TheRiddler> I'm stuffed with cheese and mushroom
20:00 <faux> yum
20:00 <Doodle> i'm starving and i still havent decided what street i can eat from yet
20:00 <Serenity> o.O
20:00 <faux> golly
20:00 <faux> cant u just get takeout
20:00 <faux> like
20:00 <faux> delivery  i mean
20:00 <Doodle> i spose
21:00 <Doodle> so
21:00 <faux> menulog.com.au
21:00 <faux> enjoy
21:00 <Doodle> pizza pizza or pizza
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <Doodle> its ballarat
21:00 <dematerialised> 4:21 blaze it
21:00 <Doodle> there is no choice
21:00 <faux> god ballarat sucks
21:00 <President_Trump> HOT DOGS
21:00 <Doodle> i turned down hot dogs last night
21:00 <Doodle> for noodle box
21:00 <TheRiddler> In us they now have a service where they pick up food for you
21:00 <faux> muchos depresso
21:00 <LOOPYDOG> pizzzza
21:00 <faux> they have it here too
21:00 <Serenity> we have it in perth too
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <dematerialised> ^
21:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
21:00 <faux> its.new
22:00 <Doodle> i'm not paying some teenager to drive my food over in his sweaty 1991 ford laser
22:00 <faux> trialing it
22:00 <faux> its lile a good uber
22:00 <faux> food*
22:00 <TheRiddler> Ask for a girl then
22:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
22:00 <Doodle> but u have to eat it
22:00 <Doodle> who knows what they have done to it
22:00 <dematerialised> a girl in her sweaty 1991 laser
22:00 <Serenity> loll
22:00 <faux> stop whining pla
22:00 <faux> pls
22:00 <Doodle> i'm hungry i am allowed to whine
22:00 <faux> the teens that cook it
23:00 <faux> prob are worse 
23:00 <faux> than the delivery teen
23:00 <TheRiddler> Drip drip
23:00 <faux> cum crusted fingernails
23:00 <Doodle> teenagers dont work at noodle box
23:00 <Doodle> just chinks
23:00 <LOOPYDOG> chinese
23:00 <Serenity> i wasgoing to cook a roast but then noticed my chicken was 3 days out of date cause i read the date wrong
23:00 <Doodle> ye
23:00 <Serenity> wah
23:00 <Doodle> i said that
23:00 <President_Trump> CUM CRUSTED FINGERNAILS
23:00 <faux> lol
23:00 <President_Trump> fuck in ever thought of that before fyi
24:00 <President_Trump> * i
24:00 <Doodle> 3 days out of date
24:00 <faux> ok
24:00 <Doodle> just fry the living fuck out of it
24:00 <Doodle> it will be ok
24:00 <Serenity> ahh no ty
24:00 <Serenity> its in the bin
24:00 <President_Trump> wheres loof?
24:00 <Doodle> you're contributing to the food waste epidemic sarah
24:00 <dematerialised> kids in starving africa could have eaten that chicken
24:00 <Serenity> good
24:00 <Serenity> well they can spew their guts up for 12 hours if they want
24:00 <faux> if u ask about loof again trump
24:00 <faux> youre fired
24:00 <President_Trump> whyh?
24:00 <Doodle> ihuhueuheiheueheu
24:00 <couleurs> brb doing a food
24:00 <Serenity> ive had food poisoning im not risking funky chicken
25:00 <faux> vos its annoying and no one knows
25:00 <Doodle> ur such a girl
25:00 <Doodle> i'd eat it but i'm starving
25:00 <Serenity> im pretty slack with food so if im worried about it you know its funky
25:00 <faux> this is why i ask sez all me food qs
25:00 <faux> cos i had food poisoning from milk
25:00 <faux> and almost died
25:00 <TheRiddler> How funky is your chicken
25:00 <Doodle> i have an iron gut
25:00 <Serenity> ive never been sick from anyting ive cooked
26:00 <Serenity> i got sick from a dodge chicken roll form a shop tho
26:00 <Serenity> fuckkkk worst
26:00 <Doodle> eek
27:00 <Serenity> i swear it felt like i was spewing so hard my toes were going to come up
27:00 <Doodle> lol damn
27:00 <TheRiddler> I don't remember if I had food poisoning
28:00 <TheRiddler> Bad food poisoning that is
28:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14b-BASNVdI
30:00 <President_Trump> Serenity how long do i cook sausages in oven for?
30:00 <Serenity> why would I know that
30:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <President_Trump> faux said she asks u all food qs, so i thought u knowledgable
31:00 <TheRiddler> Brb
31:00 <Serenity> I have never cooked a sausage in an oven in my life
31:00 <President_Trump> i dont want food poisoning
31:00 <Doodle> if its black u will be fine
31:00 <President_Trump> 30 mins still look raw
31:00 <Doodle> just cook the shit out of it
32:00 <President_Trump> HOT DOGS
32:00 <President_Trump> HOT DOGS FYI
37:00 <Serenity> as in frankfurts?
39:00 <President_Trump> no
39:00 <President_Trump> COLES PREMIUM
42:00 <Serenity> you're confusing me just eat them raw
42:00 <Serenity> ty
45:00 <British^Meat> lol
45:00 <British^Meat> sausages in the oven
45:00 <British^Meat> most troll question ever
46:00 <President_Trump> ?
46:00 <British^Meat> u r awful
47:00 <British^Meat> pls leave
47:00 <President_Trump> ur terrible Bitch^Meat
49:00 <British^Meat> <--- banned 0 times
50:00 <British^Meat> model chatter pretty much....
51:00 <Serenity> lol ive probably been banned more from here than you have British^Meat
52:00 <British^Meat> im glad uve seen the error of ur ways and have grown up a bit Serenity :|
53:00 <dematerialised> best chatter austnet 2016
53:00 <Serenity> i used to get banned all the time when there was the c word auto ban
53:00 <Serenity> to the point where I had to have a script that would automatically change the word cunt when i typed it in melb
53:00 <Serenity> so i wouldnt get banned
53:00 <British^Meat> hah i think i remember that?
53:00 <British^Meat> maybe not
53:00 <British^Meat> actually im not sure i was here then
54:00 <Serenity> i think you were
01:00 <faux> CUNT
01:00 <GoldSpade> whoooha nasty
01:00 <faux> can i ban British^Meat  for a minute to ruin his record
01:00 <President_Trump> lol British^Meat never been banned and never cooked sausages in oven, guy is useless
02:00 <British^Meat> no
02:00 <British^Meat> and no
02:00 <faux> oh
02:00 <faux> ok
02:00 <British^Meat> only if it was devilled sausages
02:00 <British^Meat> otherwise whats the point?
02:00 <British^Meat> r u making a casserole or wot?
02:00 <faux> you know what dumb saying i hate
02:00 <faux> UNDER DA PUMP
02:00 <faux> oh ok
02:00 <President_Trump> HOT DOGS
03:00 <British^Meat> in the oven?
03:00 <British^Meat> u r literally terrible
04:00 <President_Trump> cant help it if im creative in the kitchen
04:00 <President_Trump> some people have just got it
09:00 <couleurs> ALoHa
10:00 <dematerialised> guten morgen
11:00 <couleurs> ich haben einen biggen dickenschlong
11:00 <Serenity> who the fuck cooks sausages in the oven
12:00 <Serenity> especially hot dogs..
12:00 <couleurs> idiets
12:00 <President_Trump> TRUMP
12:00 <President_Trump> #1 cook in melb
12:00 <Serenity> hot dogs as in the red sausages?
12:00 <dematerialised> nah as in dogs that are hot
13:00 <Serenity> theyre already cooked you idiot you just need to heat them up why would you put them in the oven to go dry and weir
13:00 <Serenity> d
14:00 <President_Trump> no regular sausages
14:00 <President_Trump> PREMIUM
14:00 <President_Trump> are those red ones already cooked? i didnt know that
15:00 <Serenity> then regular sausages are not hot dogs they are sausages
15:00 <Serenity> and yes the red ones are already cooked
16:00 <President_Trump> what about if u have a bbq and u stick a sausage in a bit of bread? 
16:00 <President_Trump> i call that a hotdog
16:00 <President_Trump> or do u call that 'sausage in bread'
16:00 <President_Trump> or sausage in roll
17:00 <Serenity> its a sausage sizzle like every other australian ever calls it
17:00 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzFYqUi4Wz4
17:00 <Serenity> hot dogs are red sausages ot those weird pale american hot dogs
17:00 <Serenity> or*
19:00 <President_Trump> Sausage Sizzles are a charity fundraising and community event common across Australia and New Zealand. A typical Sausage Sizzle takes place in a covered area.
19:00 <President_Trump> lol
21:00 <couleurs> Hi All
22:00 <Serenity> Hi couleurs what toasties are you making today
23:00 <TheRiddler> HAM AND CHEESE
23:00 <couleurs> none.................
23:00 <couleurs> maybe tomorra
23:00 <TheRiddler> TOBLERONE & ON & ON & ON & ON
23:00 <TheRiddler> ok
24:00 <TheRiddler> Target has the biggest toblerone
26:00 <Serenity> kay
26:00 <President_Trump> TheRiddler HOT DOGS
27:00 <couleurs> NEW CONTENT COP YESSS
28:00 <TheRon> go dees
33:00 <couleurs> go da dees
49:00 <TheRiddler> go dragons
49:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren
51:00 <TheRon> who could it be....believe it or not it's just me
51:00 <couleurs> http://i.giphy.com/adVjSccDq9npu.gif
51:00 <chelle> so this place is pretty slow on a Caturday eh.
51:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
52:00 <couleurs> eh.
53:00 <TheRiddler> yep
53:00 <TheRiddler> depends how many trolls come in
54:00 <chelle> Hahaha
54:00 <chelle> Yay trolls. Not.
56:00 <couleurs> i'm on FiFa n u?
57:00 <TheRiddler> maybe I should just buy no man's sky online
57:00 <TheRiddler> tho I'm low on hdd space for my ps4
58:00 <Lumeah2> fuuucccckkkk
58:00 <Lumeah2> noooooo
58:00 <Lumeah2> world is ending 
05:00 <couleurs> :p
07:00 <TheRiddler> oh it's only 6gb to install on ps4
07:00 <dematerialised> there's dried cum on my pants
07:00 <British^Meat> yes
07:00 <British^Meat> but 9 gig update
08:00 <TheRiddler> oh
08:00 <TheRiddler> I need to check hdd space
08:00 <British^Meat> yer i hate having to do that
08:00 <British^Meat> it honesly fucks me off
08:00 <British^Meat> and ive been really slack to upgrade the HDD
08:00 <TheRiddler> I have 76gb
09:00 <TheRiddler> physical copies have been sold out here
09:00 <dematerialised> physical dicks
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <dematerialised> thanks for laughing at my pun
11:00 <dematerialised> you are a good friend
13:00 <couleurs> np
13:00 <TheRon> yes go eagles!!
13:00 <couleurs> go da dees
17:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aVebpA2_460sv.mp4
17:00 <TheRon> kills thrills and sunday pills
17:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
19:00 <couleurs> sgarn
20:00 <georgeandwell> good
20:00 <georgeandwell> how iz evrry1
30:00 <GoldSpade> most of us are good
31:00 <couleurs> :)
41:00 <TheRiddler> go http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a0jeKLX_460sv.mp4
43:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a6QZVxb_460sv.mp4
43:00 <couleurs> Make Me.
44:00 <GoldSpade> heh heh heh heh he
47:00 <TheRiddler> I have 1 for amelia
47:00 <TheRiddler> whenever she decides to get on
50:00 <georgeandwell> hi
50:00 <couleurs> we all got 1 4 her if u no wot i mean ;)
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <Lumeah> :p
56:00 <georgeandwell> bukkake her
56:00 <georgeandwell> im in
56:00 <TheRiddler> stfu pin prick
57:00 <georgeandwell> arent u a fag?
59:00 <georgeandwell> i laugh when homos try to argue
59:00 <TheRiddler> .
59:00 <georgeandwell> i just say ... yeh homo
59:00 <georgeandwell> sure ok
00:00 <TheRiddler> again stfu
01:00 <georgeandwell> u didnt asner me question 
02:00 <TheRiddler> go stick your dick between your legs and prance down the street on your rice cooker
02:00 <Clarkson> the chances / probability of em beung not exactly sex appealing, is quite high
06:00 <georgeandwell> hes obsess with dicks
39:00 <Picard> hey kids
39:00 <Picard> behaving?
40:00 <TheRiddler> faux
41:00 <TheRiddler> we won
47:00 <GoldSpade> some of us are Picard
48:00 <GoldSpade> not sure about "them"
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
48:00 <GoldSpade> aww no
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it shit cunt hour? Of if I continue to ignore a few peeps I should be ok?
51:00 <Picard> katatonic_kate01 we understand english is your second language, but wtf are u on about?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Well, you’re a shit cunt. I don’t expect you to understand. NEXT>
52:00 <GoldSpade> can someone translate that pls
52:00 <Picard> Of if?
52:00 <Picard> stupid skank
53:00 <GoldSpade> whats a shit cunt
53:00 <GoldSpade> ive never heard of that term
53:00 <Picard> one that takes it from arse to mouth
54:00 <GoldSpade> its not in the urban dictionary either
56:00 <GoldSpade> hm
56:00 <GoldSpade> donno
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> next.
57:00 <GoldSpade> isnt that what hookers say
57:00 <GoldSpade> "next"
57:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
59:00 <TheRiddler> want some mint bubbly?
04:00 <GoldSpade> sigh
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES!
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
11:00 <Picard> lol GoldSpade
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks!
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m eating some sugar free…. biccies
13:00 <British^Meat> please
13:00 <British^Meat> dont eat too many
13:00 <British^Meat> Or u will get the runs
13:00 <British^Meat> Protip for u
14:00 <GoldSpade> thats fantastic that katatonic_kate is eating biccies
14:00 <British^Meat> do you think you'd pick on a girl if she was standing actually infront of you?
14:00 <dematerialised> what are you doing right now GoldSpade?
14:00 <TheRiddler> you can get married in no man's sky lol
14:00 <TheRiddler> also there is ship battles
16:00 <chelle> sup kate you hoe
16:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/DOHJNLp.jpg
17:00 <chelle> That's like me!
17:00 <chelle> But I prefer red lippie
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <couleurs> Hi Everybody !
21:00 <dematerialised> hi babe
22:00 <chelle> hi Dr Nick
22:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
24:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/YDIO6W8.jpg
24:00 <couleurs> who's chelle 
24:00 <chelle> some cow
24:00 <dematerialised> my new internet girlfriend
24:00 <couleurs> are they even a real girl
24:00 <dematerialised> no
24:00 <GoldSpade> and a hypocrite
24:00 <couleurs> they tried 2 chat me up but i was playing FiFa
24:00 <dematerialised> lol goldspade is upset because he cold told he was a pedo
25:00 <couleurs> and they don't even know what FiFa is
25:00 <chelle> yeah. I don't know about sport much.
25:00 <chelle> (It's sport right?)
25:00 <GoldSpade> much about anything really
25:00 <couleurs> YEAP
25:00 <chelle> Yeah, I don't do sport.
26:00 <couleurs> what do you like then...
26:00 <chelle> umm
26:00 <chelle> I make puzzles sometimes?
26:00 <couleurs> what about pizza
27:00 <chelle> I can eat pizza.
27:00 <dematerialised> but do you know anything about pizza though?
27:00 <chelle> I know I can eat it.
27:00 <chelle> With my mouth hole.
27:00 <dematerialised> that's a start
27:00 <GoldSpade> what about the toppings on pizza
27:00 <chelle> Just like I could eat you.
27:00 <chelle> Hurrrr
27:00 <dematerialised> hurrr
27:00 <couleurs> what's your favourite pizza...
27:00 <dematerialised> meatlovers
27:00 <dematerialised> i bet
27:00 <chelle> YAS
27:00 <dematerialised> see
27:00 <chelle> all of the sausage
28:00 <couleurs> ok, better than hawaiian 
28:00 <chelle> Nah, really, I like Tomato, Ham, Cheese, Mushrooms, Pineapple and Prawns :D
28:00 <couleurs> that's not even a real pizza
28:00 <dematerialised> ther is nothing wrong iwth hawaiian
28:00 <dematerialised> at all
28:00 <chelle> That be my fave pizza.
28:00 <couleurs> prawns? wtf gross
28:00 <dematerialised> as long as you make it yourself and dont get it from a shop
28:00 <couleurs> i h8 u guys
28:00 <chelle> Your face is gross.
28:00 <GoldSpade> maybe its from subway?
29:00 <chelle> Prawns rock.
29:00 <dematerialised> chicken feta and prawn with cherry tomatos
29:00 <dematerialised> (Y)
29:00 <chelle> I cant do feta on pizza
29:00 <dematerialised> get out
29:00 <chelle> Too gormay
29:00 <dematerialised> gormay
29:00 <dematerialised> kill me
29:00 <TheRiddler> I'm playing no man's sky now
30:00 <dematerialised> nice, have fun riddles
30:00 <couleurs> bona betit
30:00 <chelle> Fuck this second round of manflu I have contracted
30:00 <chelle> fuck it hard.
30:00 <GoldSpade> hehe cry if you want
30:00 <chelle> My orifii are leaking and not in a good way
30:00 <chelle> and my throat hurts
30:00 <dematerialised> too much cock
31:00 <chelle> Plz, I never deep throat.
31:00 <chelle> That shit is for porn only.
31:00 <Clarkson> pieter was to spread his aids all over the world by having sex with birds now
31:00 <dematerialised> ok you arent my internet girlfriend anymore
31:00 <dematerialised> wheres amelia
31:00 <chelle> hahaha
31:00 <chelle> dumped (Y)
32:00 <Picard> chelle
32:00 <chelle> sup fag
32:00 <Picard> tits pls
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <chelle> Well.. they're on my chest?
32:00 <Picard> pics
32:00 <chelle> How do you want me to get them to you?
32:00 <Picard> Doodle dick pic pls
32:00 <chelle> Can't, I'm at work.
32:00 <Doodle> gross dude
32:00 <Doodle> no
32:00 <Picard> link
33:00 <Picard> cmon Doodle i wanna see it
33:00 <dematerialised> picard does your wife know you're cheating online?
33:00 <Picard> dematerialised im not rooting u so fuck off
33:00 <chelle> Picard, playing with boobs in reality is WAY more fun.
33:00 <chelle> holy fuck hey Joel
33:00 <Picard> whats ya addy>
33:00 <Picard> ?
33:00 <chelle> I forgot that was your other handle
33:00 <faux> hello
33:00 <Sesh_> who the fk is joel
33:00 <Sesh_> lol
33:00 <dematerialised> khello
33:00 <faux> i have returned
34:00 <Sesh_> hai fauxypoos
34:00 <dematerialised> wb fox are you dead?
34:00 <GoldSpade> aww fucken hell
34:00 <chelle> Now now don't play hard to get.
34:00 <faux> not yet
34:00 <couleurs> wb faux missed u like i'm misseing amsy
34:00 <dematerialised> doodel isn't joel
34:00 <Sesh_> me names rob u silly billy
34:00 <dematerialised> doodel is far mroe attractive
34:00 <faux> miss u 2 colores 
34:00 <chelle> You're always Joel to me bro.
34:00 <Sesh_> .
35:00 <faux> me frand just left we justnwatched cutthroat kitchen
35:00 <faux> i didnt know freeto air tv had a food network channel
35:00 <faux> i should watch tv more
35:00 <dematerialised> haha
35:00 <faux> i liek food
35:00 <couleurs> me 2
35:00 <dematerialised> i like icecream
35:00 <dematerialised> and i want some right now
35:00 <dematerialised> but that means putting clothes on to go outside
35:00 <dematerialised> effort
35:00 <chelle> coles has half priced connoiseur
36:00 <dematerialised> nah cbf with coles
36:00 <faux> good chap
36:00 <dematerialised> that means i have to go into the shop shops
36:00 <dematerialised> instead of IGA
36:00 <dematerialised> iga is easier
36:00 <chelle> It's also overpriced
36:00 <faux> or get a sundae
36:00 <faux> drive thru
36:00 <Doodle> cundae
36:00 <dematerialised> cumdae
36:00 <couleurs> yea mite go make a sandy or some thang...............
36:00 <Picard> iga is fucked
36:00 <faux> i madr fish 4 dinner
36:00 <couleurs> gormay
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <Doodle> i shop at the local pakistani grocers
37:00 <chelle> when you want real gormay ice cream
37:00 <chelle> you get the mcflurry
37:00 <chelle> !
37:00 <dematerialised> GORE MAY
37:00 <Picard>  i dont shop
37:00 <faux> do they sell 48 rolls of torlet paper for $10
37:00 <dematerialised> yes
37:00 <Picard> i steal the free fruit for kids from woolworths
37:00 <faux> me local indian grocer does
37:00 <dematerialised> i only ever buy packs of 48
37:00 <Doodle> :/
37:00 <chelle> can someone please tell Picard I have a cock so he stops harassing me
37:00 <faux> but its like 2 ply
37:00 <Doodle> he wont
37:00 <dematerialised> picard is a retard
37:00 <dematerialised> he wont
37:00 <dematerialised> ^
38:00 <Doodle> he'll just want to see that too
38:00 <faux> so gou have to scrunchcit to death
38:00 <Picard> cocks good
38:00 <chelle> well then /ignore it is
38:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
38:00 <couleurs> Picard is masturbating to your nickname right now
38:00 <Doodle> k i need some coffee brb
38:00 <dematerialised> picard is a pink potato who grew out of a patch of dirt behind his mums shed
38:00 <chelle> hahahah
38:00 <chelle> funniest shit I've heard all night
38:00 <dematerialised> he then married his sister and had two kids
38:00 <dematerialised> wb picard
39:00 <Picard> dont be jealous faux, i got some for you 
39:00 <faux> gross
39:00 <couleurs> accurate description of Picard 
39:00 <faux> id rather lick vomit
39:00 <Picard> u want my big red head between your legs
39:00 <dematerialised> i stole the patch of dirt part from TheRiddler
39:00 <dematerialised> i cant take all the credit
39:00 <chelle> being a nurse I can safely say I want to lick vomit never.
39:00 <Doodle> lol faux i have sorted me ant problem atm
40:00 <GoldSpade> your not a nurse
40:00 <Picard> faux has a fetish
40:00 <Doodle> and got me stove back
40:00 <GoldSpade> you just pretend
40:00 <faux> ye me too but thats how much Picard grosses me out
40:00 <faux> nice work doodie
40:00 <chelle> poor faux
40:00 <faux> did u cook
40:00 <Doodle> no kfc
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… chelle pretty sure most peeps never want to lick vomit, ever
40:00 <faux> howd u get in
40:00 <chelle> haha kate
40:00 <Doodle> i parked round the corner and walked
40:00 <chelle> what about baby vomit?
40:00 <faux> keen
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah fuck that
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> babies suck
41:00 <faux> whatd u eat
41:00 <Doodle> also i stopped going there ages ago cos they kept fucking things up
41:00 <Picard> u cunts are boring
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re cute… but they’re annoying
41:00 <Doodle> went back, they fucked it up
41:00 <faux> tellcme everythibf
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> like i cant even drink a goon bag anymore
41:00 <Doodle> they left out me coleslaw
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> # mother guilt
41:00 <Doodle> and gave me a feedback form
41:00 <Picard> faux u dyslexic bitch.
41:00 <Doodle> so i used it
41:00 <dematerialised> the wizaaard
41:00 <Doodle> brb
41:00 <dematerialised> k cu bye bye
41:00 <faux> lmao youre such an old man
42:00 <couleurs> yea sorry 4 not talking politics or census Picard 
42:00 <GoldSpade> how old are you fax
42:00 <faux> u know youre old when u fill out feedback forms at kfc
42:00 <Picard> couleurs fuck off
42:00 <Clarkson> Mean girls is thr fucking best
42:00 <faux> AGREED CLARKSON
42:00 <Clarkson> fuck that shit nigger
42:00 <faux> oh
42:00 <President_Trump> Picard where is amsy?
42:00 <Picard> lol @ kfc feedback
42:00 <GoldSpade> good question
43:00 <couleurs> wish their was a Picard feedback form
43:00 <faux> lo
43:00 <faux> l
43:00 <GoldSpade> why
43:00 <GoldSpade> hes not doing anything that bad
43:00 <Picard> it we be awesome, all positive
43:00 <dematerialised> i would make a comment saying it's undercooked
43:00 <Doodle> [22:42] <faux> u know youre old when u fill out feedback forms at kfc
43:00 <faux> overcooked
43:00 <dematerialised> still too pink
43:00 <faux> hes burnt as fuck
43:00 <Doodle> IT WAS ON ME RECEIPT FYI
44:00 <President_Trump> GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
44:00 <faux> lol Doodle 
44:00 <faux> ily
44:00 <Maurice> [22:42] <faux> u know youre old when u fill out feedback forms at kfc
44:00 <Doodle> <3
44:00 <faux>  <3
44:00 <Maurice> If you fill them out at mine you get free chips and a drink next time you go there
44:00 <Picard> Doodle did u fill it out?
44:00 <Doodle> ye
44:00 <Doodle> same
44:00 <Doodle> it was an online thing 
44:00 <Picard> lme
44:00 <Picard> lame
44:00 <Doodle> fuckn forget my coleslaw i'll have ur job
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <Maurice> Jerks
45:00 <President_Trump> i dont think ive been into a KFC for over ten years, drive thru yiz
45:00 <Maurice> I just want to say, the brown M&Ms are the best
45:00 <Picard> fuck this, im going to bed
45:00 <faux> lolll
45:00 <faux> i take me blanket off im cols
45:00 <faux> put it on im hot
45:00 <faux> STUPID MINKY SHIT CANT WIN
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dHUfy_YBps
45:00 <Doodle> ye same atm
45:00 <dematerialised> you need to stick one leg out fox
45:00 <Doodle> i turned the heater down now i'm cold
45:00 <Serenity> ^
46:00 <couleurs> i turned the Picard down and he left
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle… you need to get fat - then you’ll be warm for ever
46:00 <faux> i have 2 feet out
46:00 <Doodle> on the plus side i have coffee and millions of dead ants in my kitchen
46:00 <dematerialised> did you tell him you arent ready for a committed relationship couleurs?
46:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01
46:00 <faux> its just covering me bum
46:00 <Maurice> faux https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-0/q83/s526x395/13895207_1271215462909264_1529523228743306051_n.jpg?oh=0588efd756fa52effa6f37cde4893ae7&oe=5819D2FD&__gda__=1481856744_134546def841b30ff4dcbbdb0d3edd1e
46:00 <Doodle> i used to be 130kg
46:00 <Doodle> i'd rather be cold
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i bet you were never cold :P
46:00 <couleurs> :)
46:00 <Doodle> true
46:00 <President_Trump> is SUITS good? tv show
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Doodle> but i was hugely fat
47:00 <faux> omgoshhhh Maurice 
47:00 <faux> CUTE 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv
47:00 <Maurice> Lolllllllllllll Doodle was fat and now hes not! Tell us your 5 step success story
47:00 <Doodle> haha
47:00 <faux> yes President_Trump 
47:00 <Doodle> step 1-5 get a drug habit
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
47:00 <dematerialised> i was skinny and now im fat, ask me how today
47:00 <President_Trump> i figure i can relate to it (that feeling of being the smartest in the room
47:00 <Doodle> how today?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> stopped eating KFC and ate ants
47:00 <Serenity> LOOOOOOOL DOODLE ISNT FAT ANYMORE
47:00 <Serenity> LOSER
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> for 6 months
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
47:00 <Doodle> lol katatonic_kate01
47:00 <Doodle> antssss
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice
48:00 <Maurice> WHAT AN ANOREXIC FAT WHALE
48:00 <Doodle> protein
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> smoked ice or vegemite
48:00 <Doodle> wait what
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> take your pic
48:00 <Doodle> whats going on now
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh its on the loop
48:00 <dematerialised> i got fat when i stopped doing copious amounts of meth and heroin
48:00 <Serenity> i reckon if i got on the ice i could lose the rest of me weight by christmas
48:00 <faux> idk
48:00 <dematerialised> got onto the cocaine and got fat
48:00 <Maurice> Well I'm eating giant M&Ms, I can't speak for what everyone else is doing
48:00 <Doodle> jesus
48:00 <faux> im picken me nose
48:00 <dematerialised> i want chocolate plz
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> try vegemite serenity
48:00 <Maurice> Serenity, the weight and some teeth
48:00 <Serenity> aww i like me teef tho
48:00 <Doodle> can someone who is in cbf look at me fucken pic i posted and give me a fucken opinion
49:00 <Doodle> u rude cunts
49:00 <Serenity> i cannot
49:00 <President_Trump> soon i will have my second SAUSAGE IN BREAD ROLL (not a hot dog)
49:00 <Doodle> well fuck you
49:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/mN2IZsm.jpg
49:00 <faux> DaNKMeMeS
50:00 <dematerialised> only the best
50:00 <dematerialised> for you
51:00 <Maurice> I just saw the pic of yur hurr
51:00 <Maurice> I likes
51:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Spiderbait - Fucken Ace.mp3 (4.15MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:31)
51:00 <Serenity> i wanna take pics in the sun tomoz
51:00 <Serenity> its hard at night my camera is so shit
52:00 <Doodle> its hard at night for me too
52:00 <Doodle> sometimes
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics
52:00 <dematerialised> its almost always hard in the morning
52:00 <Serenity> rofll
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> (fuck on it fast enough kate)
52:00 <dematerialised> love is in the air
53:00 <dematerialised> or is that the smell of dried semen
53:00 <dematerialised> hard to tell
53:00 <President_Trump> CUM CRUSTED FINGERNAILS
54:00 <GoldSpade> ewww
54:00 <dematerialised> i reckon GoldSpade's got a few hours worth under his
56:00 <GoldSpade> flakka
56:00 <GoldSpade> bad
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> cum crusted fingernails *vomits!
56:00 <Clarkson> that means she wants to suck your dick
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> said no one ever
56:00 <dematerialised> ty for clearing that up clarkson
56:00 <Clarkson> u had a shit slinky
58:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13895474_10206805682684609_6626635683261764461_n.jpg?oh=2a90603bffebb5570fc3163b5521e9c3&oe=584C34D2
58:00 <dematerialised> that's me this very minute
59:00 <Maurice> They look like rats but I so badly want to know what one feels like
59:00 <dematerialised> a freshly shorn scrote
02:00 <Doodle> just shave esme
03:00 <President_Trump> Immutable where is jen?
03:00 <Doodle> can u not be a trolling homosexual pls
03:00 <Doodle> ty
03:00 <Immutable> where isn't jen O_o
04:00 <Doodle> convent
04:00 <dematerialised> jen isn't a person so much as a convenience
04:00 <Immutable> have you had the convenience?
04:00 <Doodle> ok settle you'll set off her boyfriend
04:00 <dematerialised> haha
04:00 <Doodle> then we'll never get any peace
04:00 <dematerialised> convenience at your fingertips
05:00 <Maurice> (21:02:24) (Doodle): just shave esme
05:00 <Maurice> Will you hold her while I shave her?
05:00 <President_Trump>  anotherirc3r was last seen on Tuesday at 23:48pm +10:00 GMT 09/08/2016 arriving in #Sydney, becoming known as johninja on Tuesday at 23:49pm +10:00 GMT 09/08/2016
05:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
05:00 <Doodle> shit no
05:00 <Immutable> lol
05:00 <Immutable> roflmao
05:00 <Doodle> dont they both use mibbit or andchat
05:00 <Immutable> she's dating johninja lol?
06:00 <Immutable> that's gold
06:00 <Maurice> Yeah mibbit users always showed up as the same person on my tracker
06:00 <Doodle> same
06:00 <President_Trump> would have been pliv prolly
06:00 <President_Trump> pedoing
06:00 <Doodle> plus johninja is in qld isnt he
06:00 <Maurice> Yep
06:00 <faux> no
06:00 <faux> he moved
06:00 <Immutable> children of the corn
06:00 <faux> to nsw
06:00 <Doodle> oh
06:00 <Maurice> faux, don't ruin shit
06:00 <Doodle> i see
06:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <Immutable> can't believe they're going out lol
07:00 <Maurice> Immutable is typical of a woman scorned
07:00 <Immutable> hilarity
07:00 <Doodle> nobody is going out
07:00 <Immutable> oh damn
07:00 <faux> they're not stop being a retard
07:00 <Maurice> How the hell did you get they're dating from that
07:00 <dematerialised> johninja!~Bocephus@1.*, anotherirc3r!anotherirc@*.optusnet
07:00 <Maurice> Knob
07:00 <Clarkson> just like fucking on a train eh
07:00 <dematerialised> so no
07:00 <dematerialised> not the same
07:00 <Doodle> lol clarky
07:00 <faux> fck i hate almost all of these tards on here
07:00 <Clarkson> then you can really fucking take them to the cleaners
07:00 <Doodle> yeeee
08:00 <faux> how is it possible somany social retards are in the same place 
08:00 <Doodle> the wonders of technology
08:00 <dematerialised> to be fair irc is a smelting pot of social retards
08:00 <President_Trump> who are top 5 social retards?
08:00 <Doodle> smelt smelt
08:00 <faux> yes thats what i just aaid
08:00 <faux> said 
08:00 <dematerialised> you did not say smelting pot
09:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <dematerialised> use your words faux!
09:00 <Doodle> whoever smelt it dealt it
09:00 <dematerialised> :P
09:00 <faux> fucking smelt your pot in a minute
09:00 <dematerialised> lets fight
09:00 <faux> k
09:00 <faux> beat u irl
09:00 <dematerialised> 1v1 mano-e-mano
09:00 <dematerialised> no weapons
09:00 <faux> OMG LOL FAUX AND dematerialised are fighting
09:00 <dematerialised> no pulling hair
09:00 <Doodle> just tridents
09:00 <faux> LOL CANT BELIEVE IT
09:00 <faux> XOXO
10:00 <dematerialised> haha
10:00 <Immutable> just harry potter wands and references to the books
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <dematerialised> i think it might almost be time for a shower, my hands smell almost like my ass
10:00 <Doodle> jesus dude
11:00 <Maurice> http://www.973fm.com.au/entertainment/the-feed/this-mother-and-son-are-fighting-to-be-allowed-to-date-each-other/
11:00 <Doodle> date
11:00 <Doodle> DATE
11:00 <dematerialised> thats not even an attractive mum
11:00 <dematerialised> why would you
11:00 <Doodle> i dont think there is much dating going on
11:00 <Doodle> unless u count him attacking her date
12:00 <Doodle> thats just laziness 'oh i'll just bang me mum' make an effort dude
12:00 <Maurice> They're already banging
12:00 <Maurice> They're facing up to 18 months in jail lol
12:00 <Doodle> oh
12:00 <Doodle> so everyone gets to bang his mum
12:00 <dematerialised> they should have just kept it a secret like everyone else
12:00 <dematerialised> morons
12:00 <katatonic_kate01>            UM what the actual fuck
13:00 <Immutable> there are no words
13:00 <Maurice> There are plenty of words
13:00 <Doodle> [23:12] <dematerialised> they should have just kept it a secret like soon yi and woody
13:00 <dematerialised> haha
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> you kick em out at 18 - not invite em into your bed
13:00 <Maurice> Lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckers
13:00 <Maurice> She gave him up for adoption when he was born
13:00 <Maurice> Then they met and it was apparently love at first sight
14:00 <Doodle> at least when the rest of the family call him a motherfucker, theyre right
14:00 <Doodle> and they will
14:00 <Immutable> how stupid are they?
14:00 <Maurice> I don't know, they didn't include their IQ scores in the article
14:00 <dematerialised> well they are mexican so
15:00 <dematerialised> chances are pretty stupid
16:00 <Immutable> yeah some social situations are just beyond me
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s why you use irc, right?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> *giggles*
17:00 <dematerialised> teehee
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
17:00 <dematerialised> ^5
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don’t understand peeps that want to fuck their kids… there are 8 bazillion peeps in the world… have a go wif someone else aye
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> chances are you’d like them more!
19:00 <dematerialised> bye loof
19:00 <Tim-Sim> Hello
20:00 <Immutable> they look like products of generational incest
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> the mother needed a dildo and he needed a flesh light
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> end of story
32:00 <President_Trump> COFFEE
38:00 <couleurs> n e goss
40:00 <dematerialised> my cruiser weighs sixteen thousand kilograms
41:00 <Maurice> Thats a heavy drink
42:00 <couleurs> NiCe
42:00 <dematerialised> the last time a cruiser was anywhere near me i threw up
42:00 <dematerialised> not good times
43:00 <Serenity> gawd cruisers
43:00 <Serenity> im fairly sure I vomited last time I was near them too
43:00 <Maurice> The best drinks were stingers
43:00 <Serenity> yess
44:00 <Serenity> not that i was old enough to be drinking those when they were around...
44:00 <Maurice> You must have been really young coz I started drinking them at 16 lol
44:00 <Serenity> well..
45:00 <Serenity> i had one at my cousins new years eve party.. I was 12.
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <Maurice> :o
46:00 <Serenity> that was the party i was at where she had to tell all her guy mates to stay away from me because I was only 12
46:00 <Serenity> they thought i was older rofl
47:00 <Maurice> Coz boobs
47:00 <Serenity> yeah
47:00 <Serenity> I was basically my height but built like lil, with a D cup
48:00 <Maurice> So how many nye parties is she going to this year
49:00 <Serenity> she can fuck right off rofl
50:00 <Maurice> Lol
50:00 <Serenity> luckily her only older cousin is B and shes busy with the kids now
50:00 <Serenity> I had teenage cousins to corrupt me
51:00 <Maurice> Yeah my cousins ranged from my sisters age down, even some of my aunties and uncles were around her age
51:00 <Maurice> Were/are
52:00 <Serenity> lol thats whats so weird for alice she has an aunty thats 6...
52:00 <Serenity> thats so strange to me
53:00 <Maurice> Its ok, mum has friends and their son is 10 hours older than his uncle
53:00 <Serenity> i had two kids in my year in high school like that!
53:00 <Serenity> the nephew is 24 hours older than the uncle!
54:00 <Maurice> It's weird as fuck
54:00 <Clarkson> when i use to toke hard my cock would bleed from wanking so hard
54:00 <Serenity> i couldnt think of anything more weird than being prego at the same time as me mum
54:00 <Maurice> I didn't get to be an aunty until I was 19
54:00 <Serenity> i was an aunty at 10
54:00 <Serenity> but my sister is 10 years older than me too
55:00 <Maurice> Mines 7 she was just a goody goody, had to be married first blah blah
55:00 <Serenity> god im so glad I didnt do that
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> but weddings you get a huge arse cake!
57:00 <Maurice> I didn't eat any of my cake
58:00 <Maurice> Right now I am regretting that
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> me either on the night lol - next day I did tho
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> wasnt that good to be hones
58:00 <Maurice> Regret from 12 yrs ago
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> t
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> we had a bbq the next day ….. and off loaded cake to everyone… epic
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> then we went o/s 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEW
58:00 <Maurice> I don't even know what happened to mine
59:00 <Maurice> I assume people ate it
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i dont even think I ate at my wedding
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i remember having to sneak out for a smoke as some peeps assumed I didn’t smoke… lol
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