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00:00 <dematerialised> np
02:00 <Serenity> ant used to drain his bottles in about 2 mins haha
02:00 <Serenity> he was like a little homer simpson
03:00 <amelia> ant nobody
03:00 <amelia> luff me better
04:00 <amelia> make me happies
04:00 <Serenity> loll
05:00 <robot> make me peee my pantsss
05:00 <amelia> i def sang that in the song tone
09:00 <robot> fuck
09:00 <robot> its late
11:00 <couleurs> :p
11:00 <couleurs> yea i'm getten sleepy......
57:00 <garrot> katatonic_kate01 i just wanted to let you know i took some drugs on the weekend
57:00 <garrot> ice, cocaine and xtc pill i took last night at 2am
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> I just want to let you know that Ive put you on ignore for being a shit cunt.
57:00 <Clarkson> stfu Doodle you had your chance, you just had your dick in your exhaust..
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky *giggles*
58:00 <Clarkson> [08:36:44] dick and box = dox
02:00 <garrot> so katatonic_kate01 just thought id let you know
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <garrot> good to see TheRiddler still up pedoing
50:00 <pooparrot> mornin
50:00 <pooparrot> jus woke up ! :))
53:00 <pooparrot> o man
53:00 <pooparrot> we watched a video...
53:00 <pooparrot> not for weak stomach i felt sick after it ok
54:00 <pooparrot> queezy
54:00 <pooparrot> this people in a foreign country are eating a monkey's brains whilst its still alive
54:00 <pooparrot> its called monkey brains for dinner
55:00 <pooparrot> we had to turn it off
55:00 <pooparrot> puke
56:00 <pooparrot> who havin breaky
56:00 <pooparrot> ???? :)))
58:00 <pooparrot> i beat my record of 7 consecutive farts in a row :}
59:00 <pooparrot> gold medal finish
11:00 <pooparrot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmmCBP-bBWQ
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kungfu Vs Boxing Fight (Ip Man 3 showing in Filmhouse Cinemas) Views: 1,294,846 Uploader: Filmhouse Cinemas Uploaded: Mar 22, 2016 Duration: 3m2s Rating: 4.81
12:00 <pooparrot> this Ipman master of wing chun, teacher of bruce-lee vs mike tyson
12:00 <pooparrot> good shit ^5
12:00 <Clarkson> RickDeckard I don't want to alarm you, but the only place we've had sex is in your dreams
24:00 <pooparrot> same for me
24:00 <pooparrot> nothing to be ashamed of..
28:00 <pooparrot> kelly clarkson
28:00 <Clarkson> makes me tits wobble about
29:00 <pooparrot> behind this hazel browneye
29:00 <pooparrot> lolololol
39:00 <breaker> bumiva, You seriously need to seek some professional help.. I don't know what it is but you do have something wrong going on in your head.
42:00 <pooparrot> man im off to court soon
43:00 <breaker> So you keep saying
43:00 <pooparrot> be there at 830am
43:00 <pooparrot> gota see the solicitor
43:00 <breaker> Did you breach the order again?
43:00 <pooparrot> nup
44:00 <breaker> You didn't pay your ice dealer his money?
45:00 <breaker> oh wait.. you'd be dead if that happened.
47:00 <pooparrot> lolzzzzzzzzzzz
47:00 <pooparrot> my dealers are my m8'z
47:00 <pooparrot> they give it to me for next to nothing
47:00 <pooparrot> ?¿
49:00 <pooparrot> i got 350 worth of ice n weed of my mate 2 days ago and he only wants 80 for it...
49:00 <pooparrot> go figure ian anderson
49:00 <breaker> It's fake.. what they make off you is just loose change.. "Yeah I know this dumb cunt who'd pay for fake ice.. bit of loose change adds to the millions"
50:00 <pooparrot> his mum is a weed dealer
50:00 <pooparrot> his brother is a dealer
51:00 <pooparrot> im surrounded by them all spanded bout 3 or 4 blocks
51:00 <pooparrot> control drugs through this wayz
51:00 <pooparrot> ????
51:00 <breaker> You mean she chops up herds from her food cupboard and rolls it up in afoil for dumb shits like you to pay for.
51:00 <Clarkson> [17:12:54] eat my ass
52:00 <pooparrot> lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
52:00 <breaker> looooooooolllllllllllllllllllllll
52:00 <breaker> DUMBIVA GOT ROLLED BY AN OLD LADIES
52:00 <pooparrot> anderson im gona give jennyslut a backhand over the chops
52:00 <pooparrot> thatll keep her in line
52:00 <pooparrot> lmaooooooo
53:00 <breaker> Try it fuckarse.
53:00 <pooparrot> lololololllllllllll
53:00 <pooparrot> why dont you get a manly job
53:00 <pooparrot> like a stump grinder perhaps
54:00 <pooparrot> aaaaaaaaaahahahahhaahhaha
55:00 <breaker> Do you realise shitiva.. All the females you latch onto and say "i luv uuuuuuu" to and "show me ya ttz" ... They all think you're a creep and would stay away from people like you.
55:00 <pooparrot> hehehe
56:00 <pooparrot> :}
56:00 <pooparrot> they stay away cus they fear me brus
57:00 <pooparrot> lumies dun tho.. we're moving in together just me n her :))
58:00 <pooparrot> FUCKEN HELL
58:00 <pooparrot> ITS RAINING
58:00 <breaker> As much as amelia is Perth's fave spread.. she ownz you bru.. trolls you like a d0g.
58:00 <pooparrot> im gona turn up like a fucken drenched prune
58:00 <pooparrot> i know
58:00 <pooparrot> shes muted fo life
59:00 <breaker> lol @ you saying "we're moving in together just me n her" ... Lumeah can't stand you man.. she only "talks" back to you because she feels sorry for you.. not anything to do with liking you.. you give her an insight on how dumb guys like you think.
04:00 <pooparrot> keke
04:00 <pooparrot> i wont say anything more about the topic anderson you pedo
07:00 <pooparrot> heard from ingham dickbreath?
07:00 <pooparrot> the one that pinched ya little willy
07:00 <pooparrot> lmaooooooo
08:00 <pooparrot> lmAaAaAAaAaooooo
09:00 <pooparrot> amelia and sharni both need an uppercut on their chin to bring them into the real world
10:00 <pooparrot> from a male heavyweight boxer
11:00 <pooparrot> 2 x their weight
11:00 <pooparrot> :}
14:00 <pooparrot> 5ft3 sharni vs 6ft5 chuck lidell
15:00 <pooparrot> even match up
17:00 <pooparrot> tell egghead im gona scramble him
21:00 <pooparrot> gona get rdy 2 go
21:00 <pooparrot> ^^
00:00 <gs69azza> hmm
20:00 <breaker> Hi faux :)
23:00 <breaker> Nothing like Hinchinbrook.
57:00 <pooparrot> o.o
57:00 <pooparrot> got adjournment imo :>
01:00 <pooparrot> funny shit
01:00 <pooparrot> we had a mobile boom box sittin outside bustin free's loud as fuk
01:00 <pooparrot> officer said we might get charged for public nuisance if we keep going
01:00 <pooparrot> hahahaha
03:00 <pooparrot> then this dude turned up that i got beef with and i was gona drift him.. bit of tension in the air but we had 3 to his 1..
05:00 <pooparrot> :}
06:00 <pooparrot> Mei is a homosexual man pretending to be an asian gurl
08:00 <Mei> lol 
08:00 <Mei> you wish pooparrot
17:00 <pooparrot> if u the gurl u showed me.... can we hug n kiss? :)???????
18:00 <Mei> are you talking to me pooparrot?
19:00 <pooparrot> yerp
19:00 <pooparrot> the pic with the 3 azn gurls u in middle? :))~
22:00 <Mei> i wasnt in the middle
22:00 <Mei> :P
34:00 <pooparrot> u left then
40:00 <morgoth> why are all the hot chicks taken?
43:00 <morgoth> ouh, thats how people catch diseases
45:00 <ShadowLurker> joel you do realize you're a middle aged white guy right?
53:00 <pooparrot> hey poolurker
53:00 <pooparrot> lolol
56:00 <pooparrot> sniffed serenitys farts today dipshit?? lolol
04:00 <ShadowLurker> sure did
05:00 <ShadowLurker> huffed them fuckers all day
08:00 <pooparrot> ewwwww
18:00 <faux> yum
19:00 <ShadowLurker> doesnt everyone huff farts
19:00 <faux> ye
19:00 <pooparrot> did ur father teach u at a young age fartlurker?
19:00 <faux> why areyou still here
20:00 <pooparrot> cus i kool
20:00 <pooparrot> but i bootin off now for 20 mins bai
20:00 <faux> make it longer
20:00 <Doodle> enough time to do some meth and come back for another stream of consciousness session
20:00 <pooparrot> nop getting some shrubb
21:00 <pooparrot> green shrub
25:00 <Doodle> http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-You're-Possessed
38:00 <Serenity> so what you are saying is teenagers are possessed
29:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
29:00 <TheRiddler> I think my character might be on drugs
30:00 <TheRiddler> I'm on a planet with mushrooms and flowers that move about
30:00 <TheRiddler> hop about rather
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <gs69azza> I wanna be on mushrooms
45:00 <gs69azza> lol
47:00 <Student> Greetings
50:00 <chelle> Hello Student
50:00 <Student> hi
52:00 <chelle> How's it hanging?
53:00 <Student> it is hanging on sound grounds
53:00 <chelle> Woohoo!
53:00 <Student> how about you? how is it hanging for you?
54:00 <chelle> I have a serious case of manflu
54:00 <Student> bad luck
55:00 <chelle> Indeed.
55:00 <chelle> I don't like not being able to work
55:00 <Student> very well
56:00 <Student> it is the work load that caught you in that corner 
56:00 <chelle> More likely the type of work I do
57:00 <chelle> I'm around sick people all the time!
57:00 <Student> well, not sure if that could be an excuse
57:00 <chelle> An excuse?
58:00 <Student> yes
58:00 <Student> you choose to live among them, no excuses for your bad health 
59:00 <chelle> Not live, work. Haha.
59:00 <chelle> Of course my work is my choice. Someone's gotta do it though!
00:00 <Student> very weak 
00:00 <Student> but considering your health, well 
00:00 <chelle> Do you have a job, Student?
01:00 <Student> yes and i pass on jobs to others too 
01:00 <chelle> Oh? What is your job?
02:00 <Student> do everything possible to acheive the goal on hand with economy 
02:00 <chelle> That doesn't mean anything..
03:00 <Student> for you may be
03:00 <Student> but for an Administrator , it makes perfect sense
05:00 <chelle> I don't know if I want to eat or lay down.
05:00 <Loof> lay down and eat
05:00 <chelle> Not sure that's entirely safe.
06:00 <faux> eat then lay down
06:00 <Loof> dont mind if i do
07:00 <Student> eat and then desser
07:00 <Student> eat and then dessert
07:00 <Loof> shutup Student
07:00 <Loof> nobody likes curry munchers
07:00 <chelle> it's funny you say that Loof
08:00 <Student> no body cares about fools any more 
08:00 <chelle> I was going to ask if Student is Indian
08:00 <Loof> paki
08:00 <Student> specially in these economic vowes
08:00 <Loof> indians but even worse: muslim indians
08:00 <Student> pakistan
08:00 <Student> not indian 
09:00 <chelle> You sound pretty ethnic, Student.
09:00 <Student> don't like indinas and their culture that is why created another country with the name of Pakistan
09:00 <Student> so fools like you don't have to call us INDIANS
09:00 <Student> idiot
09:00 <Loof> if all the retarded curry munchers moved to a town, he'd be the most retarded one in the town
10:00 <faux> why are we being racist 
10:00 <Doodle> cos its hilair
10:00 <Loof> cause Student
10:00 <faux> if someone was ranting about aussies itd be a diff story hey
10:00 <chelle> I love Indian food.
11:00 <Loof> it's only racist if it's not about aussies
11:00 <Loof> if it was about aussies it would be by the media
12:00 <Loof> meanwhile australia gets over-run by brown skinned people and other third world turds
12:00 <chelle> that's really not very nice Loof.
12:00 <Loof> it's reality
12:00 <Loof> sorry
12:00 <Doodle> they prefer to be called chocolate faces
12:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <faux> k im gonna watch porn
13:00 <faux> adios
13:00 <Clarkson> nah it doesnt really make anything more expensive, just corporations fucking us over again by exagerating the increase to improve profits
13:00 <faux> didnt u marry a foreigner
13:00 <Student> they told there preferences to Doodle
13:00 <Doodle> no
13:00 <Loof> yes a third world turd
13:00 <Doodle> also pix
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <faux> shut up clarkson 
13:00 <Clarkson> yea i never voted in my life , best fucking move
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <Student> dick pix does't count :P
13:00 <Doodle> they bloody do
14:00 <Student> fuck you 
14:00 <Clarkson> not enough want to engulf my penis though
14:00 <faux> they do count
14:00 <faux> show me pls
14:00 <Doodle> i'll have to get one from the archive cos i've retired
14:00 <Student> ha ha
14:00 <Student> sound like an effort 
14:00 <Doodle> .
14:00 <faux> me life is ruined
14:00 <Student> always
14:00 <Doodle> sound like an effort faux
14:00 <Doodle> sound like an effort
15:00 <Student> it is just that you realised it now
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <Student> we heared you for the first time Doodle
15:00 <faux> GET YOUR DONG OUT
15:00 <Student> don't repeat please :P
15:00 <chelle> I too want to see Rob's penis.
15:00 <Doodle> when did student get a horse and why is it so high
15:00 <Doodle> you've probably seen it
15:00 <Student> ha ha Doodle
15:00 <faux> everyone's seen it
15:00 <chelle> or as he is known to me, Joel.
16:00 <Doodle> O_o
16:00 <chelle> I haven't.
16:00 <faux> gross
16:00 <faux> kunny is joel 
16:00 <Student> rob's penis seem to be a public property 
16:00 <Doodle> you probably have like 15 yrs ago
16:00 <chelle> Is it a chode?
16:00 <faux> he is a turd
16:00 <Doodle> what no
16:00 <Student> but on the other hand my penis is a private property 
16:00 <chelle> I don't remember 15 years ago, Rob. That's a LONG time.
16:00 <Student> you seem a bit cheap , Mr Rob ;P
16:00 <Doodle> oh
16:00 <faux> my penis is me drawers property 
16:00 <Doodle> STUDENT
16:00 <Doodle> FUCK UP
16:00 <chelle> Did I show you my boobs?
16:00 <Doodle> no
16:00 <chelle> Guess I was shyer back then.
16:00 <Student> i am sorry , i am not interested in fucking you 
16:00 <Loof> you showed me so it's safe to show me again ;)
16:00 <Doodle> .
16:00 <faux> show us your boobs
17:00 <Doodle> jesus
17:00 <Student> :)
17:00 <faux> lolllll student
17:00 <chelle> faux, heat me up some pizza, faggot
17:00 <chelle> and I might consider it
17:00 <Doodle> :o
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <Student> there use to be an old user with the nick "chelle"
17:00 <faux> that was unnecessarily rude
17:00 <Doodle> faux likes men
17:00 <chelle> I thought faux was a girl
17:00 <faux> i am
17:00 <Loof> in diapers
17:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <chelle> Student, yes, that's me.
17:00 <Student> oh, nice to have you back then chelle
17:00 <Doodle> loool
17:00 <Student> where did you disappear?
18:00 <chelle> faux, are you bi?
18:00 <chelle> Student, I got a life
18:00 <Doodle> dont u fucking dare
18:00 <Doodle> i have enough competition
18:00 <Loof> what's the legal age for marriage in pakistan student
18:00 <Student> good to know chelle
18:00 <Loof> i forgot, tell me
18:00 <Student> did that mean you don't have a life now chelle?
18:00 <chelle> Student, I work more than full time, and have sick family, so I'm pretty busy.
18:00 <faux>  i dont like labels but i am partial 2 some banjo vagooie
18:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooool
18:00 <Loof> my family are sick cunts too
18:00 <chelle> Student, I just told you, I have the flu. I've been banned from work.
18:00 <Student> Loof legal matters are beyond your mental level, so kindly excuse that bit 
18:00 <Loof> actually no they're not
19:00 <faux> pls doodle
19:00 <faux> sif anyone can compete w u
19:00 <Doodle> w me what
19:00 <chelle> faux, good to know x
19:00 <Doodle> oh
19:00 <faux> im so romantic
19:00 <Doodle> liesss
19:00 <chelle> Doodle, shes saying no one can compete with you
19:00 <Doodle> ye
19:00 <chelle> but frankly, I have amazing tits. So I probably can.
19:00 <faux> NOTHING COMPARES
19:00 <Doodle> me branes a bit fried 2day
19:00 <faux> TO YOOOUUUU
19:00 <chelle> TO U
19:00 <chelle> snap
19:00 <Student> roooooooomantic, very fantastic
19:00 <faux> mr.bombastic 
19:00 <Doodle> show me ur amazing tits chelle
19:00 <Loof> i can eat my mcdonalds at a fancy resturant
20:00 <chelle> mm britney
20:00 <faux> show me yoo
20:00 <faux> too*
20:00 <Doodle> i win
20:00 <Doodle> me first
20:00 <chelle> Doodle, only if you put it in me.
20:00 <Doodle> :o
20:00 <faux> eep
20:00 <Doodle> put what in u
20:00 <Loof> put it in me quickkkkkk
20:00 <Doodle> my poems?
20:00 <chelle> Your doodle, Doodle.
20:00 <faux> LMAO
20:00 <Doodle> oh
20:00 <Doodle> ahaha
20:00 <Doodle> well
20:00 <Doodle> now
20:00 <Doodle> then
20:00 <faux> let me put my poems in you
20:00 <chelle> LOL 
20:00 <faux> fuck i miss that movie
20:00 <Clarkson> she hasnt done a fucking thing to you
20:00 <Doodle> ^_^
20:00 <Student> crisis solved for Doodle
20:00 <faux> shut up clarky
20:00 <Clarkson> those fucking lips
20:00 <Doodle> lmao
20:00 <Student> now he don't have to look here and there to put "it" in 
21:00 <Doodle> wut
21:00 <Doodle> i dont put it in anything except me hand
21:00 <Student> boring
21:00 <Loof> stinkfist
21:00 <Doodle> better than kids/disease/whinging bitch gf
21:00 <Clarkson> wouldve loved to fuck Neve
21:00 <Student> should be able to experiment in different places than hand
22:00 <chelle> I'm clean, I got screened a little while ago.
22:00 <Student> too conservative
22:00 <Loof> students diseased kid whinging bitch gf
22:00 <Clarkson> The xmas I was there I needed a hoodie on xmas day coz it was a fucking storm
22:00 <Student> or may be too shy
22:00 <Student> longness on the bar beacause "i keep it in my hand"
22:00 <Student> wow
22:00 <Student> secrete just revealed
22:00 <Doodle> well thats 1/3 taken care of
23:00 <faux> less talk more boobs pls
23:00 <Loof> 3rd of a quarter or 3rd of an ounce?
23:00 <Student> less talk more pix
23:00 <Doodle> 1/3 of the PROBLEM
23:00 <Loof> ah that problem
23:00 <Loof> i too has this problem
24:00 <Student> but what can be done, it required an effort to reterieve the pixs from archive
24:00 <Student> and where the hell is archive? well it is just a folder in my hard disk 
24:00 <Student> good going 
24:00 <Student> hard working nation 
24:00 <faux> who are you talking to
24:00 <faux> i am confused 
24:00 <Student> i am broadcasting
24:00 <Doodle> fuck knows
25:00 <Student> do you know broadcasting?
25:00 <Loof> dont try to think you're only a woman
25:00 <Loof> just relax 
25:00 <Loof> :D
25:00 <Student> or it just goes over your head as usual? :P
25:00 <Doodle> pew peww
25:00 <chelle> im pretty sure that deserves a ban
25:00 <Doodle> g
25:00 <Loof> i was joking god
25:00 <Student> now he remembered god on the sight of a ban
25:00 <Student> good
25:00 <Student> he is religious
26:00 <faux> oh i read that altogether
26:00 <faux> im like but i am a woman
26:00 <faux> then i realised it needed a comma
26:00 <chelle> and what a woman indeed
26:00 <chelle> herp
26:00 <Loof> ies
26:00 <Doodle> O_o
26:00 <Loof> pes*
26:00 <faux> es
26:00 <Student> she has a talent in editing
26:00 <Doodle> O_x
26:00 <faux> cock eye
26:00 <chelle> hahahah
26:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
27:00 <faux> BITCH YOU DONT KNOW MYNLIFE
27:00 <Doodle> not me cock eye i'm not TheRiddler
27:00 <Doodle> lmao
27:00 <faux> lolllll
27:00 <chelle> UR NOT MY REAL DAD
27:00 <Student> stop crying like a bitch 
27:00 <Clarkson> [19:55] <Kelevra> Pete swore he fucked my ass
27:00 <Doodle> i should hope not
27:00 <faux> smellevra
27:00 <Student> pete , kelevra? what
27:00 <chelle> BAD DOG
27:00 <Student> they are old news
28:00 <chelle> the doctor gave me panadeine forte
28:00 <chelle> bless his soul
28:00 <faux> someone link me good porn
28:00 <Doodle> Student makes me want to do drugs too chelle
28:00 <Loof> they wont give me that shit
28:00 <Student> stupid Doodle
28:00 <Doodle> .
28:00 <chelle> i didnt know codeine is a cough suppressant
28:00 <chelle> i am truly happy
28:00 <Student> don't include myself in your EVIL URGES :P
29:00 <Doodle> drugs arent evil
29:00 <Student> oh really?
29:00 <Student> that is a new to me
29:00 <Student> ok it is australia
29:00 <Doodle> you wouldnt fucking be here without drugs
29:00 <Doodle> you'd have polio
29:00 <Loof> codiene messes with my meds, doctor said no
29:00 <Student> yes they are not evil, they are just perfect
29:00 <Doodle> or dyssentery
29:00 <Loof> have to have normal panadine quarter the codeiene
29:00 <Student> you know what i meant when i said DRUGS :P
29:00 <Student> don't be an immature orgasam
30:00 <Doodle> um
30:00 <Student> no body likes them 
30:00 <Doodle> pardon
30:00 <Student> it is ok 
30:00 <Student> i let you go this time
30:00 <Doodle> did you just call me an orgasm?
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <Student> no lol
30:00 <Doodle> i think u did
30:00 <Student> i was pointing to your act
30:00 <chelle> he called you an orgasam
30:00 <Student> you know what you are not good at thinking
30:00 <Doodle> stop looking at my act
31:00 <Doodle> i'm not good at thinking
31:00 <Doodle> righto
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <Student> :)
31:00 <Doodle> faux have u found anything decent yet
31:00 <Doodle> dont be a tightarse
31:00 <Doodle> or rather...
31:00 <Loof> put the camera right up that shit and take an internal selfie
31:00 <Loof> sorry
32:00 <Doodle> lol fkn hell
32:00 <faux> jesus
32:00 <faux> no i have not
32:00 <Doodle> whatever float ya boat
32:00 <Doodle> ok let me find some for u
32:00 <chelle> faux, when you do, share please
32:00 <faux> FLoaT Ya BoaT
32:00 <Doodle> what sort of porn
32:00 <chelle> i get super horny when I'm unwell.
32:00 <faux> les pls
32:00 <Doodle> like horrific nun scat porn?
32:00 <Doodle> oh
32:00 <faux> .
32:00 <Student> oopss chelle
32:00 <Doodle> i dont watch leso porn
32:00 <Doodle> so i'm no help
32:00 <faux> fgt
32:00 <Student> that is a bit awful 
32:00 <chelle> you're missing out Doodle
32:00 <chelle> its great
32:00 <Loof> i can smell cummer
32:00 <Loof> *summer
32:00 <faux> ok show me what u watch
33:00 <Doodle> porn is useless unless its some chick getting some white hot greasy ramrod acyion
33:00 <Doodle> *action
33:00 <Student> they have polished dildos in lesbian sceenes
33:00 <Doodle> i'm not showing you what i watch you'll never speak to me again
33:00 <Student> not only polished but double sided dildos
33:00 <Loof> let me guess, car porn
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <Loof> ;P
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <Doodle> lol no
33:00 <Student> ok 
34:00 <TheRiddler> faux still speaks to me 
34:00 <ShadowLurker> loool doodle
34:00 <Doodle> i got booted from the 350z facebook page for posting a screenshot of 2 people fucking on one
34:00 <chelle> bet Rob loves scat
34:00 <Doodle> :(
34:00 <faux> i do
34:00 <Clarkson> i dont see the oint in fucking ur body up on that shit
34:00 <TheRiddler> so nothing can be as bad as mine
34:00 <faux> and hes into prego porn and incest
34:00 <Student> sick 
34:00 <chelle> nothing wrong with preggo porn
34:00 <Doodle> oh is that all
34:00 <faux> :/
34:00 <chelle> incest porn is fake so theres nothing wrong with that either
35:00 <Doodle> lol ye
35:00 <Loof> it's the thought that counts :)
35:00 <Doodle> also about 200% of porn these days is incest porn
35:00 <chelle> ahahah
35:00 <chelle> ur so big daddy
35:00 <Doodle> eek
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <faux> hng
35:00 <Student> :)
35:00 <Loof> don't call me daddy on camera bitch. POW
35:00 <Doodle> D:
36:00 <Student> go daddy 
36:00 <chelle> go shawty
36:00 <chelle> its ya birthday
36:00 <Doodle> i wish it was my bday
36:00 <chelle> why?
36:00 <Doodle> so i could get my own way all day 
36:00 <chelle> red hot dickings?
36:00 <Doodle> uhh no lol
36:00 <chelle> YASSS
36:00 <Student> it is only in the heads
37:00 <Student> he have to be on his bday to be his own way 
37:00 <Student> wow
37:00 <Loof> birthday cake with midget inside?
37:00 <faux> in the heads
37:00 <faux> sometimes i wish i understood student
37:00 <Student> how much freedom the birthdate gives to someone
37:00 <Doodle> its better not to i reckon
37:00 <Student> not all your wishes will come true
37:00 <Student> you have to understand this vital fact
37:00 <faux> ok
37:00 <Loof> student doesn't even understand student
37:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <Student> that is right
38:00 <Loof> if anyone ever makes sense of him the world will end
38:00 <Loof> so it is written
38:00 <Student> because there is not body with the nick student
38:00 <faux> yay bed is so comfy
38:00 <Student> so no body will understand the noone's nick student
38:00 <chelle> i love bed.
38:00 <chelle> but currently I am couch
38:00 <faux> my new mattress rules
38:00 <chelle> still need to have breakfast
38:00 <Student> mattress are for the weaks :P
39:00 <Loof> i'm trying to stay awake after all that pasta
39:00 <Doodle> Student sleeps on a mat
39:00 <Student> you still fasting?
39:00 <Doodle> $4 one from bunnings
39:00 <Student> mat? what is that? :P
39:00 <Loof> $4 is a fortune to his villiage
39:00 <faux> do you sleep on rocks Student 
39:00 <Student> those $4 jokes does't apply on me 
39:00 <Student> yes, on the rocks
39:00 <faux> KeWL
39:00 <faux> an dennnn
39:00 <Student> i am the Eagle, lives on the rocks
40:00 <Loof> go away stupid people outside before i cut you
40:00 <Doodle> GO PEOPLE
40:00 <Doodle> run 4 ur lives
40:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <Student> becareful with your monitor loofie
41:00 <faux> mmm i have strawberries
41:00 <Loof> think they just came in season
41:00 <Student> ha ha poor she
41:00 <Loof> they're cheap all of a sudden
42:00 <Loof> i've been taking full advantage ;)
42:00 <faux> yeah i got 2 punnets for $4
42:00 <Loof> nice
42:00 <faux> usually one is more than that
42:00 <Loof> mcdonalds is having $2 hamburgers too
42:00 <Loof> life is good
42:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <faux> no ty
42:00 <Doodle> mmm food
42:00 <Loof> i think they're getting pissed at me ordering more than 10 at a time
43:00 <Loof> 5 for me 3 for zac and 2 for lan
43:00 <Loof> and fries
43:00 <faux> :/
43:00 <Doodle> but you'll die
43:00 <Loof> yes but you only die once
43:00 <Doodle> this is true
44:00 <faux> yodo
44:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <Loof> unless you're student, in which case you will be reincarnated as a cockroach as punishment for this life
45:00 <Loof> but the good side is there will be many virgin cockroaches so allah akbar
45:00 <Doodle> IYIYIYIYIYI
45:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <Doodle> fuckin lurch
49:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/POHlOIcUU2w
49:00 <faux> lmaoooooooo
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: If Superwog was on the First Fleet Views: 186,802 Uploader: superwog1 Uploaded: Aug 14, 2016 Duration: 3m36s Rating: 4.95
52:00 <Student> is that the best you can find on the account of porn?
54:00 <Serenity> if this fucking dog next door doesnt stop barking him going to kick its owner in the neck
54:00 <Doodle> doit faggot
54:00 <Loof> kick my neighbours barking dog too thx
55:00 <Serenity> nah kick the owners its not the dogs fault
55:00 <Loof> true
56:00 <Loof> cunts should walk them
56:00 <Loof> and not lock them in small areas all day
56:00 <Serenity> leave the dogs in small areas all day every day and wonder why they bark
56:00 <Serenity> fucking idiots
56:00 <Loof> yeah
57:00 <Loof> and the shit you have to go through to actually get them fined
57:00 <Clarkson> is that shit talking to me
57:00 <Loof> when they finally come out to your house to investigate the dog will probably have the one day when it's quiet
58:00 <Loof> that would be my luck
58:00 <Loof> happened with the roosters :(
58:00 <Serenity> fucking roosters
58:00 <Clarkson> He's probably as dumb as a door knob BECAUSE he married a spice girl lil
58:00 <Loof> vietnamese fighting roosters like 5 times louder than normal
58:00 <Loof> right next to my bedroom
58:00 <Loof> for 2 years
59:00 <Loof> 4 am they'd start up or earlier
59:00 <Loof> fucking viets
59:00 <Loof> the council came out to my house and they were silent so they didn't do shit
00:00 <Loof> also i hate builders
00:00 <Serenity> jeepers
00:00 <Loof> brb
13:00 <TheRon> hi
14:00 <Student> ih
14:00 <TheRon> beer?
15:00 <Student> no, thanks
16:00 <TheRon> it's good for what ales you
20:00 <Loof> didn't screw the lids on these beers before carbonation properly :(
20:00 <Clarkson> srz about that whore who got syphyllus
20:00 <Loof> flat as fuck
20:00 <TheRon> damn
20:00 <TheRon> beef and ale pie?
21:00 <Loof> oh well i'll still drink em
21:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <TheRon> waste not want not
25:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon  faggots
25:00 <TheRon> i made lasagne for tea
26:00 <Student> strange combination 
26:00 <dematerialised> lasagne is amazing
26:00 <Student> i.e. tea with lasagne
26:00 <TheRon> i hope he doesn't go full retard
27:00 <Serenity> gawd i havent made a las for over a year now
27:00 <TheRon> dead easy
27:00 <dematerialised> i do TheRon
28:00 <Loof> i haven't made a boy or a las for 5
28:00 <Serenity> its easy i just havent made one
29:00 <chelle> heya
29:00 <Loof> i don't know what a las is unless you mean the scottish word for girl
30:00 <Serenity> Lasagna  loof.
30:00 <Loof> ahhh
30:00 <Loof> yum
30:00 <Loof> do eet
31:00 <Serenity> and the girl  is lass
31:00 <Loof> put some eggplant in der
31:00 <Loof> eggplant lasagna owns
31:00 <Serenity> nah i dont really eat that stuff anymore hence why I've not made one for ages
32:00 <Loof> ah damn
32:00 <Loof> you recovered yet?
32:00 <Loof> still sore from stitches?
32:00 <Serenity> I didnt have any stitches it was all keyhole
32:00 <Loof> oh yeah
32:00 <Serenity> im pretty much all good now
32:00 <Loof> cool
32:00 <Loof> awesome
33:00 <TheRon> can you eat steak?
33:00 <Serenity> I can eat whatever i want
34:00 <TheRon> excellent
36:00 <TheRon> playing bowls next weekend
36:00 <Serenity> lawn bowls?
36:00 <TheRon> seems way too early to me
36:00 <TheRon> yes
36:00 <Serenity> fun
36:00 <TheRon> need a apractice game apparently
37:00 <dematerialised> TheRon just invited you to bowls and steak at the local rsl sezz
37:00 <dematerialised> that's a pretty good offer
40:00 <Serenity> if hes paying ill be there with bells on
42:00 <TheRon> show off my arse crack
50:00 <ShadowLurker> https://66.media.tumblr.com/0dc52d433a5a5909b45b31d77491f689/tumblr_obwpd2vOMo1uu3p4bo1_400.jpg
51:00 <ShadowLurker> boobies
56:00 <TheRon> i'm a super freak
56:00 <GoldSpade> they are nice boobs
57:00 <GoldSpade> be better without the safety pins though
58:00 <TheRon> i'd neevr peirce my mips
58:00 <TheRon> nips
58:00 <GoldSpade> nah no way
58:00 <TheRon> defs not a prince albert
59:00 <GoldSpade> what if you got into a fight with some crazy loon and he ripped them off
59:00 <GoldSpade> that would kill
00:00 <TheRon> the risk to the penis doesn't seem worth it
00:00 <GoldSpade> heheh
01:00 <ShadowLurker> https://67.media.tumblr.com/231243d0067a1f8d4f81cbc768d76200/tumblr_o3c1bcRNAg1sdvrnao2_500.jpg
02:00 <TheRon> how long is that queue of blokes looking to peirce nips?
02:00 <TheRon> ends in darwin?
02:00 <ShadowLurker> https://67.media.tumblr.com/d48498a21724d0ffb9da24125a1cacbf/tumblr_obveysbk961szzfo8o3_500.jpg
03:00 <GoldSpade> ugh thats unsightly
03:00 <ShadowLurker> like your opinion matters
04:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
04:00 <GoldSpade> does to me
04:00 <ShadowLurker> https://67.media.tumblr.com/fbd4d4251688b5688d8b8f8de0a70c8f/tumblr_o0nke4zYQX1ulm76ko1_400.jpg
15:00 <zaim> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/al-bundys-best-insults/84992638
18:00 <TheRon> ah no Peg!
27:00 <TheRon> dance! boogie wonderland
48:00 <Trevor> show us ya dick ya poofta
54:00 <Trevor> i got the eye of the tiger
54:00 <Trevor> ya poofta
04:00 <TheRon> nothing like a bit of burt bacharach
08:00 <Doodle> YESSSSSS
08:00 <Doodle> The fate of Ballarat City Council hangs in the balance after the Local Government Inspectorate called for all nine councillors to be sacked.
08:00 <Doodle> finally
08:00 <TheRon> awesome
09:00 <Doodle> that means our fat mayor will be sacked too
09:00 <Doodle> the fat controller
09:00 <TheRon> it doesnt change much, now nothing will get done because the council will be in administration
10:00 <Doodle> lol they will prolly get more done without councillors i reckon
11:00 <TheRon> great so bs like moving the sale yards won't get done
11:00 <Doodle> i couldnt give a fat rats arse about the saleyards i just want the fucking potholes fixed
11:00 <TheRon> indeed
12:00 <Doodle> just be a fkn council for once and do ur job etc
12:00 <TheRon> joseph street is bumpy and hole ridden
12:00 <Doodle> there are streets all over town that are fucked cos they never spent money on them
12:00 <Doodle> now theyre all breaking up
13:00 <TheRon> oh it's shit
13:00 <Doodle> too busy building new houses and suburbs to fix the ones that are already here
14:00 <dematerialised> what you need is bikies to come in and start running the town
15:00 <dematerialised> unlimited money to solve all problems
15:00 <TheRon> they alreadt run my court
15:00 <Doodle> the bandidos have their clubhouse here
15:00 <Doodle> vikings etc
15:00 <Doodle> comancheros visit now and then
15:00 <dematerialised> in that case you need a slightly more corrupt council
15:00 <Doodle> and the cops block off the roads so they can do their little toy/drug run every xmas
18:00 <TheRon> lets groove tonight
18:00 <Doodle> and the only person sooking on fb about the story is amy johnson
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <TheRon> she hot?
19:00 <dematerialised> most amys are
19:00 <Doodle> she is a councillor so no
19:00 <dematerialised> is she the one under the restuarant sign?
20:00 <dematerialised> i mean shes' not too ugly
20:00 <TheRon> she's no AAMI?
20:00 <dematerialised> afraid not
20:00 <dematerialised> carl needs to get rid of that ridiclous moustache
20:00 <dematerialised> he's not fooling anybody
21:00 <TheRon> i have about an 8 day growth should i shave?
21:00 <MuteListFor1Month> bit of stubble is good
21:00 <dematerialised> depends, does the rest of your face have an 8 day growth?
21:00 <dematerialised> if so you're probably ok
21:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqio8jDojXc
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dreamworld - Movin' Up Views: 64,232 Uploader: ohnoitisnathan7 Uploaded: Sep 26, 2010 Duration: 3m39s Rating: 4.87
22:00 <dematerialised> meels why are you on a mute list for a month
22:00 <Doodle> stubble is good til u start going grey
22:00 <Doodle> then not so much
22:00 <MuteListFor1Month> (tiny) soz amelia you will be on the mute list for atleast 1 month
22:00 <TheRon> the beard is about a thumbnail
22:00 <MuteListFor1Month> gutted
22:00 <dematerialised> lol
22:00 <dematerialised> devo
23:00 <dematerialised> i have grey hairs in my beard
23:00 <dematerialised> my wizard transition has begun
23:00 <TheRon> ah Gandalf
23:00 <dematerialised> yeah, gandalf the grey though
23:00 <dematerialised> none of this white bullshit
23:00 <dematerialised> keeping it humble
24:00 <TheRon> you sure you're not a hobbit?
24:00 <dematerialised> nah i dont have hairy feet
24:00 <dematerialised> and im huge
24:00 <TheRon> you don't live underground?
24:00 <dematerialised> nup
24:00 <dematerialised> although that would be cool..
24:00 <dematerialised> maybe i have hobbit blood in me
24:00 <dematerialised> 1/8th caste
24:00 <TheRon> like kim kardashian
25:00 <TheRon> she's a hobbit
25:00 <dematerialised> she is
26:00 <dematerialised> hello couleurs bb
26:00 <Doodle> who wants to cook me dinner
26:00 <TheRon> lasgne?
26:00 <couleurs> G'Day
26:00 <Doodle> i dont care as long as i dont have to do anything
26:00 <TheRon> is ballarat on that thing that home delivers?
27:00 <TheRon> the app
27:00 <dematerialised> menulog and eatnow n shit?
27:00 <Doodle> probably not
27:00 <dematerialised> https://www.menulog.com.au/takeaway/ballarat
27:00 <dematerialised> 22 restuarants apparently
27:00 <dematerialised> more than i've got
27:00 <TheRon> wow
27:00 <Doodle> haha
28:00 <MuteListFor1Month> LASAGNE
28:00 <MuteListFor1Month> GARLIC BREADS
28:00 <Doodle> i can guarantee if you were to order something off that
28:00 <Doodle> nothing would show up
28:00 <dematerialised> haha
28:00 <dematerialised> my local pasta joint does amazing lasagne
28:00 <dematerialised> charges an arm and a leg for it though
28:00 <MuteListFor1Month> worth it
29:00 <Doodle> most of those places are $25 min order for delivery
29:00 <Doodle> and i'm not gonna eat $25 of food
29:00 <MuteListFor1Month> iSSiT WoRTH iT LeMMe WoRK iT!
29:00 <Doodle> chewn
29:00 <TheRon> freeze it
30:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
31:00 <TheRon> live BvB
31:00 <TheRon> like
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <Doodle> i had a go at cr johnson
35:00 <TheRon> excellent
35:00 <Doodle> and she said 'perhaps consider who you're talking to'
35:00 <Doodle> ....
35:00 <Serenity> who is cr johnson
35:00 <dematerialised> allegedly a shitcunt
35:00 <Serenity> oh
36:00 <Doodle> she is one of the councillors here
36:00 <Doodle> and she is aboout 12
36:00 <Doodle> and a hipster
37:00 <dematerialised> lol
37:00 <Serenity> oh
37:00 <Serenity> sounds awful
37:00 <dematerialised> oh so that's why her bf has that stupid moustache
37:00 <dematerialised> its all coming together
37:00 <Doodle> and defending the fact that their staff never passed on a request from state government 4 TIMES for them to sign a document or they will be sacked
37:00 <Doodle> saying 'we were never told'
37:00 <Doodle> Rob Harris Yep sorry didn't pay my rego this year cos nobody told me it was due
38:00 <dematerialised> hehe
38:00 <Serenity> a million dollar water slide will fix it
38:00 <Doodle> loooool
39:00 <Doodle> she is yelling ta me now
39:00 <Doodle> *at
39:00 <Doodle> in front of the entire city
39:00 <Doodle> Amy Johnson Feign ignorance?? Is that a serious comment.
39:00 <Doodle> Have a think... If we KNEW we had to SIGN... WHY WOULDN'T WE SIGN??
39:00 <Serenity> tell her to consider who she is while she is losing her temper in public
41:00 <TheRon> i think a ballarat monorail would be great
42:00 <Doodle> Rob Harris Perhaps you should consider who you are before losing your temper in public. If I was working in a job and I hadn't signed critical paperwork making sure I stayed in that job I would have to leave too, why is it any different because you're a councillor? Did all the administrative staff at the other 13 councils not pass on these details to their councillors either?
43:00 <dematerialised> lol
43:00 <dematerialised> #rekt
43:00 <Doodle> Amy Johnson Rob Harris not losing my temper, capitalising for emphasis.
43:00 <Doodle> looooool
43:00 <Doodle> EMPHASIS
45:00 <TheRon> don't you know that i heard it thru the grapevine, not much longer would you be mine
45:00 <Doodle> ok i'm done for now
45:00 <Doodle> she's started blaming the government
45:00 <TheRon> daniel andrews is great
46:00 <Doodle> apparently its his fuckup
46:00 <TheRon> he never fucks up
47:00 <Doodle> hah
47:00 <TheRon> whats the imoj for sarcasm?
47:00 <Doodle> (_*_)
47:00 <Lumeah> :p
47:00 <Lumeah> Lol 
47:00 <Doodle> get ur tongue away from my butt
48:00 <TheRon> only faux can do that
48:00 <Doodle> rrrofl
48:00 <faux> .
49:00 <Doodle> hi
49:00 <Doodle> ;)
49:00 <TheRon> hello
49:00 <faux> faux doesnt feel very good rigut now so faux might accidentally cut your fingers off individually 
49:00 <Doodle> carn cunt
49:00 <TheRon> damn
49:00 <Doodle> have a go
49:00 <Lumeah> Bye
49:00 <TheRon> seeya
50:00 <Doodle> i'm all hyped up from abusing the council m8 i'll have ya
50:00 <faux> i was talking to TheRon 
50:00 <TheRon> does it get this rough in the bedroom?
50:00 <Doodle> oh
50:00 <faux> butnill smash your head in too
50:00 <Doodle> :(
50:00 <Doodle> yay
50:00 <Doodle> love a good fight
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <faux> freak
50:00 <TheRon> i love a good food fight
51:00 <Doodle> hm food
51:00 <Doodle> what 2 eat
51:00 <TheRon> chicken
51:00 <couleurs> Hi All
51:00 <Doodle> 'some chicken, pls'
52:00 <Doodle> sup couleurs
52:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/fRlCQ
52:00 <faux> hi colores
52:00 <breaker> Sebastopol
52:00 <breaker> Hinchinbrook
53:00 <breaker> looooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
53:00 <faux> what
53:00 <Doodle> ok
53:00 <dematerialised> apparently he's rattling off inner victorian locations
53:00 <Doodle> pollock knows a couple of suburbs
53:00 <dematerialised> that's what google says anyway
53:00 <faux> are they peoples names
54:00 <Doodle> i live in sebastopol
54:00 <dematerialised> Derryn Hinchinbrook
54:00 <faux> does he have tourettes
54:00 <faux> oh
54:00 <faux> places
54:00 <faux> i see
54:00 <faux> i thought it was ballarat
54:00 <dematerialised> close_enough.jpg
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <Doodle> its a suburb of balla
54:00 <TheRon> sebas is a suburb
54:00 <couleurs> Sebastopol Vettel 
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <faux> o ye
54:00 <Doodle> its russian u plebs
54:00 <TheRon> russian settlers named it
55:00 <dematerialised> theron and doodel should start a museum so they can teach us facts
55:00 <dematerialised> i would attend
55:00 <faux> sorry ill brush up on Suburbs Im Never Going To Visit history
55:00 <Doodle> bacchus marsh
55:00 <breaker> Doodle, Try again :)
55:00 <faux> and who lives in hinchinbrooke
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <Doodle> [18:55] <dematerialised> theron and doodel should start a museum so they can teach us facts
55:00 <Doodle> me dads in the historic society
56:00 <dematerialised> well there you go
56:00 <Doodle> its HORRIBLE
56:00 <Doodle> its how i imagine david's living room
56:00 <TheRon> it's the biggest suburb till you hit bunninyong
56:00 <Doodle> all musty and never used
56:00 <Doodle> full of forgotten relics
56:00 <faux> ew
56:00 <dematerialised> i like that about country towns though
57:00 <faux> do u live there too TheRon 
57:00 <TheRon> at the moment my mum is doing the family tree, and all the ones that somehow avoided fighting in the wars
57:00 <dematerialised> they live next door to eachother but they have never met
57:00 <TheRon> i live in sebas yes
57:00 <dematerialised> it's a sad tale
58:00 <faux> ye whychavent u both met
58:00 <faux> youre both old
58:00 <faux> hehehehe
58:00 <Doodle> all my ancestors were in all the wars just mention one in front of dad and you'll get a 4hr anecdote on each one
58:00 <TheRon> same age actually
58:00 <faux> oh really
58:00 <TheRon> dad missed vietnam by one number
59:00 <faux> i thought you were older ronald
59:00 <Doodle> my old man did peacekeeping
59:00 <Doodle> in papua
59:00 <dematerialised> pau pau new ginnea
59:00 <Doodle> some random shithole
59:00 <faux> pawpaw
59:00 <TheRon> one grandad a ambo in tobruk
59:00 <TheRon> the other got lost in new guinea, didn't fight much
00:00 <breaker> lol @ Doodle
00:00 <Doodle> i retired from the armed services after cadets cos i couldnt really get much better than  already was
00:00 <Doodle> ;)
00:00 <faux> lol someone just yelled out honey look at me im cooking
00:00 <dematerialised> lol wtf
00:00 <breaker> My living room http://imgur.com/a/JNj5s
00:00 <faux> good lass
00:00 <Doodle> i wish it was someone here faux i'm starving
00:00 <Doodle> u need to do some gardening david
00:00 <TheRon> great grandad feigned sickness and miss the firt war
00:00 <TheRon> first
01:00 <faux> lmaoooooo @ that pic
01:00 <MrMark> yes its me again!
01:00 <TheRon> MrMark: i'm hungry like the wolf
01:00 <Doodle> [19:00] <breaker> Mine and my interior decorator husband's living room http://imgur.com/a/JNj5s
01:00 <faux> no.
01:00 <faux> youd have to afford one
02:00 <faux> my google images living room.
02:00 <Doodle> he pays with his bum
02:00 <Doodle> pls swipe ur card
02:00 <breaker> [15/08/2016 19:01:34] <Doodle> i live next to a retirement home so i go over there and touch up the oldies
02:00 <dematerialised> breaker's actual flat: http://i.imgur.com/7Gi3D.jpg
02:00 <faux> lol.
03:00 <Doodle> oldies
03:00 <Doodle> theyre my age
03:00 <Doodle> lol@pic
03:00 <breaker> haha dematerialised.. more like that's your mums room.
03:00 <faux> nice feature wall
03:00 <TheRon> abc - the look of love
03:00 <dematerialised> haha
03:00 <couleurs> lmao rekt
03:00 <British^Meat> r u eating jam out of the jar?
04:00 <dematerialised> i like the precariously placed mat on the chair
04:00 <dematerialised> to collect his bum grease
04:00 <faux> everyone on here has seen a video of breakers toothless mum laughing saying he was touched as a kid.. how can he diss anyones mums.
05:00 <Doodle> lol bum greade
05:00 <Doodle> grease
05:00 <Doodle> lawdy
05:00 <TheRon> whenever i see the nick breaker i think of beaker off the muppets
05:00 <Doodle> basically the same
05:00 <Doodle> both make loud repetitive noises that everyone ignores
06:00 <TheRon> lol nice
06:00 <faux> llol
06:00 <Doodle> i could have taken the low road and said both have had men inside them
06:00 <Doodle> but i didnt
07:00 <TheRon> good man
07:00 <TheRon> won't you take down to funky town
09:00 <breaker> Say whatever you want Doodle boy.. doesn't change what I know ;)
09:00 <TheRon> i love beer
09:00 <Doodle> oh righto
09:00 <Doodle> this mythical 'what you know' that you wont tell anyone that nobody has ever heard
09:00 <faux> lllol
09:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
09:00 <breaker> Keep telling yourself that. :)
10:00 <Doodle> lol ok
10:00 <TheRon> aussies only trail sri lanka by 44 now
10:00 <breaker> ok lol
10:00 <Doodle> will do beverley jane
10:00 <faux> hes like a 40+ year old fat baby
10:00 <faux> hi ash
10:00 <couleurs> I Still Know What You Did In Your Last Datsun
10:00 <TheRiddler> Yep
10:00 <Doodle> haha
10:00 <faux> lllol
10:00 <Doodle> me datsun that was given to me
10:00 <TheRiddler> Lmao
10:00 <breaker> and here you are faux.. fat, no friends, no job.. just an obsession with IRC.
10:00 <TheRon> i learnt to drive in a datsun
10:00 <breaker> loooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
11:00 <Doodle> see he loses arguments and just shifts focus to someone else
11:00 <breaker> pWnd
11:00 <Doodle> and then carries on like this
11:00 <Doodle> same old
11:00 <TheRiddler> A car is a car
12:00 <TheRon> bush bashing in a datsun is the best
12:00 <Doodle> agreed
12:00 <faux> ah yes im obsessed with irc. i sit in channels ive been banned from with diference nicknames reading conversations that dont involve me and respond with /notices
12:00 <faux> no wait.. thats you
12:00 <Doodle> osnap
12:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
12:00 <couleurs> did some1 who happens 2 live on IRC just say some1 else is obsessed with IRC
12:00 <TheRon> bit dangerous around berringa though
12:00 <faux> lollllll
12:00 <breaker> I don't do that.. you just assume I do cause you're a loser.
12:00 <TheRon> between scarsdale and cape clear
13:00 <breaker> :)
13:00 <faux> .
13:00 <faux> lmao
13:00 <faux> ok
13:00 <Doodle> i no u r
13:00 <Doodle> i sed u r
13:00 <Doodle> etc
13:00 <TheRiddler> Pot kettle
13:00 <Doodle> i'm hungry
13:00 <couleurs> That's What You Think ;)
13:00 <faux> golly
13:00 <faux> so pathetic
13:00 <faux> my dinners almost ready
13:00 <faux> swing by
13:00 <Doodle> yey
13:00 <TheRon> pot kettle nic natanui
14:00 <couleurs> pot kettle irc break
14:00 <breaker> faux, Look at how detailed you put that.. shows you're true obsesseion doesnt it :)
14:00 <Doodle> you're true obsession
14:00 <faux> you're true 
14:00 <Doodle> you're true obsession
14:00 <faux> lmao
14:00 <dematerialised> breaker is desperately holding onto relevancy
14:00 <dematerialised> but his grasp is slipping
14:00 <TheRiddler> I'm eating fish cakes
14:00 <faux> its like 46 against 1 polly pocket
14:00 <faux> give up already
14:00 <Doodle> the adrenaline coursing through his fingers is too much
14:00 <couleurs> cootos to you're true obsession
15:00 <dematerialised> im eating some nuked ham and cheese sammies
15:00 <dematerialised> because thats all i can cook
15:00 <Doodle> i dont have any ham
15:00 <Doodle> or cheese or bread
15:00 <dematerialised> what is this
15:00 <dematerialised> are you even human
15:00 <Doodle> bush week
15:00 <dematerialised> those are the basics
15:00 <TheRiddler> Hehe Polly pocket
15:00 <breaker> faux, Yeah.. I heard that about you.. so weak you can't do anything on your own.. you hide in a pack like a bully.
15:00 <dematerialised> lol
15:00 <dematerialised> "heard about you"
15:00 <Doodle> aw is fauxy bullying u david?
15:00 <Doodle> are u gonna cry
16:00 <dematerialised> i heard bout u mate, got your deets
16:00 <Doodle> want me to tell her off
16:00 <Doodle> smack her bum 
16:00 <Doodle> mm
16:00 <dematerialised> got the dossier
16:00 <dematerialised> traded state secrets
16:00 <couleurs> heard about you're obsession of IRC on IRC
16:00 <faux> LOL
16:00 <Doodle> hahah
16:00 <faux> me irc dossier about you tells me....
16:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
17:00 <Doodle> stop being mean to david faux you're hurting his feelings
17:00 <faux> aw sowee
17:00 <TheRon> gin blossoms - found out about you, love this song
17:00 <Doodle> can i smack ur bum
17:00 <Doodle> anyway
17:00 <faux> ye
17:00 <Doodle> woooooooooooooo
18:00 <TheRiddler> He's got a salty mouthful that Polly pocket
18:00 <dematerialised> lol
18:00 <Doodle> that would be a good name for a gay bar
18:00 <Doodle> 'the salty mouthful'
18:00 <TheRon> faux just so i'm clear you don't like doodle's arse?
18:00 <dematerialised> the salty mouthful
18:00 <dematerialised> haha
18:00 <Doodle> ehehee
19:00 <TheRiddler> It used to be channel here
19:00 <Doodle> eek
19:00 <dematerialised> i bet there was lots of dockign happening
19:00 <Doodle> eeker
19:00 <faux> lol.
19:00 <TheRiddler> Ran by biohazard
19:00 <dematerialised> navigate me to your aft port sailor ;)
20:00 <faux> k me dinners ready
20:00 <faux> bbs
20:00 <Doodle> o/
20:00 <TheRiddler> Who is jadatron's bf
20:00 <Doodle> megatron
20:00 <dematerialised> me
23:00 <TheRon> hey jealousy
25:00 <TheRiddler> Oh yeah demat I'm now on a planet that looks like something from shroom trip
25:00 <dematerialised> nice
25:00 <TheRiddler> +a
25:00 <dematerialised> i havent played any more since night before last
26:00 <TheRiddler> There's hopping mushrooms and flowers
27:00 <TheRiddler> And fish with legs
37:00 <nubbymcnu> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74-WSM0xTyE
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: A monkey shoot AK-47 machine gun in a group of soldiers who laughed at it Views: 819,933 Uploader: Raulinho112 Uploaded: Jul 7, 2011 Duration: 0m31s Rating: 4.73
38:00 <couleurs> Einen Klassik Video
51:00 <robot> ne asians
52:00 <GoldSpade> why is that
52:00 <robot> y
52:00 <robot> what u got against asians
53:00 <GoldSpade> nothing
53:00 <GoldSpade> why would you ask that
54:00 <robot> ill tell xm
54:00 <GoldSpade> heh
54:00 <couleurs> ^___________________^
54:00 <robot> finally, someone who doesnt see colour - colours
55:00 <robot> hi
55:00 <couleurs> hi robet
55:00 <couleurs> what's up!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <robot> just thinkin about flowers
56:00 <couleurs> NiCe
58:00 <robot> what did you do today colours
59:00 <robot> or should i say whats her name get it ahahahahahah
59:00 <couleurs> laffing my orse orf
00:00 <couleurs> just thought about flowers n stuff the usual u no n u?
00:00 <robot> oh yeh i know how that goes, i just went to stupid work and did stupid work
01:00 <couleurs> me 2
05:00 <robot> nice what tetley, lipton
05:00 <robot> dilmah
06:00 <faux> dessert time
06:00 <robot> hi faux
06:00 <couleurs> twinings 
06:00 <couleurs> Posh. Like Matthew. 
07:00 <faux> hello
07:00 <robot> phuk
07:00 <robot> yea
07:00 <robot> i do a double banger 2 teabags at once
07:00 <couleurs> dessert in the desert 
10:00 <couleurs> Is The Bread Dilmah's? Natruaelley. 
10:00 <robot> do try it
10:00 <couleurs> HeEHeh
12:00 <faux> im havinf twinings too
12:00 <faux> chai
12:00 <couleurs> !twinings twins
13:00 <robot> u know what
13:00 <robot> i was having the gloria jeans chais in the aldi machine
13:00 <robot> its really good
13:00 <robot> but stupid woolies doesnt stupid have it there now
13:00 <faux> woolies select chai latte sachets are the bomb.com
14:00 <Doodle> i still dunno what to eat
14:00 <faux> a dick
14:00 <Doodle> noty
15:00 <faux> im eating strawbs now
17:00 <Skirmish> Lemon cheese cake is calling. I think I will answer. 
19:00 <nubbymcnu> perhaps today IS a good day to die
19:00 <Skirmish> What makes a day a good one to die on? 
21:00 <nubbymcnu> tell that in answer to your cheesecake
29:00 <couleurs> Make Me.
32:00 <faux> MATHS IS HURD!
33:00 <MuteListFor1Month> is it raining
33:00 <MuteListFor1Month> or has my washing machine broke
33:00 <dematerialised> nah it was raining
33:00 <couleurs> Skirmish. Typist by Day. Comedian by Night.
33:00 <MuteListFor1Month> it sounds like weirs rain
33:00 <MuteListFor1Month> ok phew it was definitely rain
40:00 <TheRiddler> Hai melies
40:00 <TheRiddler> +e
41:00 <amelia> hai flasheh
41:00 <nubbymcnu> http://i.imgur.com/IRIYxTS.gifv
41:00 <TheRiddler> What's doin
41:00 <nubbymcnu> own dick stopped him from getting gold
41:00 <amelia> I maded turkey meatballs
41:00 <TheRiddler> Yummy
42:00 <amelia> wotchu doin
42:00 <TheRiddler> I just had a Oreo storm
42:00 <amelia> yummm
42:00 <partay> nubbymcnu i didnt even notice that
42:00 <TheRiddler> Sitting in the car waiting to go home
42:00 <partay> TheRiddler you lead an exciting life 
42:00 <TheRiddler> Thanks
43:00 <TheRiddler> I do my best
43:00 <couleurs> :p
44:00 <couleurs> ;)
48:00 <TheRiddler> I hear music for some reason
53:00 <couleurs> r u wearing hedfones
53:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <faux> i bought a new toothbrush and i thought it was soft but i was def wrong cos it just felt like i brushed my teeth with a cactus
54:00 <faux> worst 
54:00 <dematerialised> hate it when i accidentally buy a cact us
55:00 <faux> ye
55:00 <faux> me 2
55:00 <dematerialised> get all excited because ur gonna feel that new toothbrush feel
55:00 <dematerialised> then needles in your mouth
55:00 <dematerialised> no good
57:00 <couleurs> Picards head is shaped like a cactus 
59:00 <partay> couleurs more like a deformed potato
03:00 <couleurs> HeHEhe
03:00 <partay> lol
03:00 <partay> speaking of
03:00 <Picard> still obsessing?
04:00 <Picard> even when im not here
04:00 <partay> are you hot yet picard >
04:00 <Picard> i will never be hot.
08:00 <Picard> whats your excuse?
08:00 <partay> lulz
10:00 <partay> *flicks hair*
12:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn m8
13:00 <couleurs> Picard The Pickle
13:00 <partay> hahaha here comes the autistic tard georgie
13:00 <georgeandwell> angry white male
13:00 <georgeandwell> i see
13:00 <partay> lol
13:00 <partay> ronery wittle short dick man 
13:00 <georgeandwell> angry white male with superiority complex
14:00 <georgeandwell> when the chinese buy everythinf
14:00 <amelia> wot the fuck are there butterflies on girls heads for
19:00 <georgeandwell> do u guys know the story of australia?
23:00 <Picard> couleurs u retard
24:00 <TheRiddler> I'm home
26:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
27:00 <Picard> no one cares
27:00 <partay> welcome home TheRiddler
28:00 <Picard> soft cock kiss arse partay
28:00 <partay> lol
29:00 <partay> it's ok to cry Picard
29:00 <partay> let it all out
29:00 <partay> tell uncle partay
31:00 <couleurs> winky dinky
35:00 <partay> <Picard> i'm sick of everyone making fun of me
36:00 <partay> the fucking robot
36:00 <Clarkson> my daughter screamed for the first 6 weeks of her life, doctors did shit loads or test and they couldnt tell us why
36:00 <robot> hellooo
38:00 <British^Meat> lol @ Picard
38:00 <faux> uh
38:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/9fhdrFt1BhU
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ANGRY GIRLFRIEND THROWS PS4 IN THE POOL!!! PRANK GONE WRONG!! Views: 6,890,308 Uploader: Prettyboyfredo Uploaded: Aug 10, 2016 Duration: 7m7s Rating: 4.47
38:00 <faux> shit like this is so cringeworthy
41:00 <couleurs> hehe i like the cute little music
41:00 <robot> heheheheheheheheheehe
42:00 <robot> his ps means a lot to him ok
42:00 <robot> im carin the whole tym BRUH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
44:00 <couleurs> yeh it's not fake it's for real baby
44:00 <robot> im glad they have an instant replay straight away
44:00 <robot> in case we cant rewind youtube
45:00 <partay> robot i hope you put that in the comments
45:00 <robot> omgodddddd heso mad
45:00 <Doodle> i always rewind my youtube videos before i return them to blockbuster
46:00 <robot> ty Doodle 4 bein kind 2 rewind
46:00 <Doodle> doing my bit for the country
46:00 <robot> dude rly likes his saves
46:00 <faux> lmao
46:00 <couleurs> she should've saved his saves on a usb or another hdd then it would have bean a cool prank but now she gonna get murdered RiP 
47:00 <faux> see
47:00 <faux> its so annoying. 
47:00 <faux> pls
47:00 <faux> she prob swapped them and threw the new one
47:00 <couleurs> hope they both die #makeutubegr8again
47:00 <robot> baby dw its just a prank i got u a new ps3
47:00 <faux> stuped fake pranks
48:00 <robot> u should write them a letter fuax
48:00 <faux> theres some dumb cunt on fb i keep seeing who gives his gf wedgies
48:00 <Clarkson> young dumb and full of cum - i remember that being said to me :P
48:00 <faux> and shows her ass
48:00 <faux> like fuck off u curly headed fuck
48:00 <couleurs> NiCe
48:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> Link :P
49:00 <amelia> that girl is so pretty
49:00 <amelia> i like her teef
49:00 <robot> yeah she is
49:00 <Doodle> i can get them for you
49:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1623096017784734&id=513404865420527
49:00 <faux> this idiet
49:00 <amelia> but she can get her pretty ass outta here, throwin playstations in a fuckin pool
50:00 <amelia> snap her pretty neck
50:00 <Doodle> starving black babies in africa dont get to throw their ps4's in the pool
51:00 <robot> i like this 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCgGX6z_2yM
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Scaring the old man - over & over again Views: 191,760 Uploader: sidiuzz Uploaded: Apr 19, 2016 Duration: 1m14s Rating: 4.62
51:00 <faux> shes wearing a gstring in every shot
51:00 <faux> SHE ALREADY HAS A WEDGIE IDIOT
51:00 <faux> and its just caj showing above her pants ready to be yankef
51:00 <faux> yanked
51:00 <faux> die.
52:00 <Doodle> i'm ready to be yankef
54:00 <Doodle> \o/
54:00 <Doodle> /U\
55:00 <amelia> AHAHAAH that old man
56:00 <amelia> SHIT YOU
56:00 <robot> hehehehehheehehhee
56:00 <robot> gerrrrrrsen
56:00 <amelia> i think my fave is when he throws the channel changer
57:00 <amelia> @ 32 seconds
57:00 <robot> my fave is when hes got his hands in his pockets n he throws them up in the air in a delayed reaction
57:00 <robot> just after that
58:00 <amelia> ahahaa he's so floppy
00:00 <robot> u r
03:00 <Picard> <partay> <Picard> i'm sick of everyone making fun of me
03:00 <Picard> really?
04:00 <Picard> <partay> dont tell the others, i dress in drag and go out on weekends.
04:00 <Picard> President_Trump
06:00 <President_Trump> where is chucky and amsy?
07:00 <President_Trump> making another video? lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
07:00 <TheRiddler> your mum makes heaps of videos
08:00 <President_Trump> hairpiece fish!
10:00 <Picard> having sex
10:00 <Picard> call chucky and have a chat
10:00 <President_Trump> he dosent take my calls anymore
10:00 <Picard> lol
11:00 <Picard> post him number on a gay dating site
11:00 <faux> post him number
12:00 <dematerialised> get wid it u bad ting
12:00 <Serenity> fags
12:00 <faux> lmao
12:00 <dematerialised> says queen fag herself of fagtopia
12:00 <faux> ge
12:00 <faux> ye
12:00 <faux> wot e sed
12:00 <Serenity> shut your fag mouth you fag loving faggot
12:00 <dematerialised> wot him said
12:00 <faux> whos number is that President_Trump 
12:00 <faux> ?
12:00 <President_Trump> chucky
13:00 <faux> what teh heck am i gonna with that
13:00 <President_Trump> phone him up, tell him u want to buy some carpet
13:00 <dematerialised> lol why did trump give you some randos phone number
13:00 <faux> idk
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <President_Trump> faux and chucky arent randos
13:00 <faux> i have 0 interest in calling chucky
13:00 <President_Trump> quite the opposite actually loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
13:00 <faux> loolllllllllllllllllllllllll
14:00 <Serenity> ughh whyy are these guys so fucking lame
14:00 <Serenity> and why does it suprise me every day ffs
15:00 <Picard> Serenity why so angry?
15:00 <dematerialised> because every time she sees your nick she see a bulging pink potato
15:00 <Picard> Serenity go eat a cake, you sound hungry
16:00 <Serenity> give it a rest picard you just look jealous honestly
16:00 <Picard> dematerialised that head of yours getting bigger?
16:00 <GoldSpade> shes a very angry person Picard
16:00 <Serenity> with lube President_Trump
16:00 <Serenity> ?
16:00 <Picard> jealous? lol
16:00 <GoldSpade> bitter and recentful about everything in life
16:00 <President_Trump> no lube
16:00 <dematerialised> my head is just the right size
16:00 <Serenity> GoldSpade stop pretending you know me
16:00 <Serenity> you dont know anything about me and your misplaced opinion of yourself is just bizarre
16:00 <dematerialised> also it's resentful
16:00 <Picard> yep im jealous of the chic with enough skin flaps to share with the entire burns unit at the Alfred
16:00 <GoldSpade> i know you like more than a book
16:00 <dematerialised> learn to spell you idiot
16:00 <President_Trump> do u know her GoldSpade? do tell
17:00 <Serenity> do i have skin flaps now?
17:00 <Serenity> fark
17:00 <Serenity> you dont know me at all GoldSpade
17:00 <GoldSpade> well she got booted from #syd for getting too big for her boots
17:00 <Picard> well u lost 60kgs, so im sure u do
17:00 <Serenity> oh ive lost 60kg now
17:00 <GoldSpade> no pun
17:00 <Serenity> fucking christ
17:00 <Serenity> it changes every day
17:00 <amelia> is ok demat, i has a big head too
17:00 <amelia> me harty
17:00 <Serenity> LOL i didnt get booted i deleted myself
17:00 <GoldSpade> they kicked you out
17:00 <dematerialised> big heads are fine
17:00 <Picard> u said 60, not me
17:00 <Serenity> you stupid moron
17:00 <Serenity> i have never said 60
17:00 <GoldSpade> not what ive heard
17:00 <President_Trump> balloon head
17:00 <Serenity> you heard wrong as per fucking usual
18:00 <dematerialised> lol at GoldSpade thinking he's got the drop
18:00 <dematerialised> the latest scoop
18:00 <dematerialised> probably fed to him by some fuckwit
18:00 <GoldSpade> they kicked you out...because you were being a dick
18:00 <Serenity> bonny can confirm for you when she returns from greece she was there the day i did it
18:00 <Serenity> i deleted myself because glenn the idiot kept letting chris back in
18:00 <Picard> this is when i need logs
18:00 <GoldSpade> haha
18:00 <GoldSpade> whatever you say
19:00 <Picard> looking at that pic id say 60
19:00 <Serenity> picard let it go hey its sad af
19:00 <Cath^> good one..how did you lose it Serenity ?
19:00 <dematerialised> lots of meth and smoking
19:00 <GoldSpade> starving
19:00 <Serenity> oh you know Cath^ diet pills and lap bands
20:00 <Serenity> .
20:00 <Cath^> kk
20:00 <dematerialised> diet pills = meth, lap bands = smoking
20:00 <Serenity> ^
20:00 <Cath^> has it been alright?
20:00 <Serenity> has what been alright
20:00 <Cath^> the lap band
20:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
20:00 <Serenity> i was taking the piss i dont have a lap band
20:00 <Cath^> right
21:00 <GoldSpade> thousands of diet pills every hour hour apparently
21:00 <GoldSpade> half
22:00 <Serenity> yeah just ask GoldSpade he knows it all rofl
22:00 <GoldSpade> yes I sure do!
22:00 <GoldSpade> :P
22:00 <amelia> make fun of someone for bein fat then  make fun of em for gettin healthy
22:00 <Serenity> rofl
23:00 <Serenity> only on irc
23:00 <President_Trump> GoldSpade why are u making fun?
23:00 <GoldSpade> I think its good that you lost all that weight...just got to get rid of all the anger now...you will be perfect Serenity
23:00 <Serenity> im not angry in the slightest
24:00 <Serenity> thinking you are a moron doesnt make me angry
24:00 <GoldSpade> ptttt wha
24:00 <President_Trump> GoldSpade who are the top 5 angriest on irc?
24:00 <GoldSpade> fax, you, umm thats about really
24:00 <amelia> pliv is definitely in there
25:00 <Serenity> he takes all the lists
25:00 <GoldSpade> who is that ame
25:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <GoldSpade> you just take things to heart
26:00 <President_Trump> GoldSpade what are some tips you could give?
27:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/hkXqK6l.gifv
27:00 <GoldSpade> hmm welll...1 anger management, 2 stop the bullshit, and 3 gow the fuck up!
27:00 <GoldSpade> hhehe
27:00 <GoldSpade> err that would be grow
28:00 <Serenity> you should take your own advice
28:00 <couleurs> well i got 1 tip 4 u GoldSpade 1. stop typeing #rekt
28:00 <amelia> gow real estate
28:00 <GoldSpade> whats that mean couleurs
29:00 <couleurs> yes
29:00 <GoldSpade> I dont know what you mean there...but anyway
29:00 <GoldSpade> no worries
30:00 <President_Trump> gowch
30:00 <faux> he meant stfu
30:00 <faux> you annoying turd
30:00 <Clarkson> and i say i never fuck drunk
30:00 <President_Trump> gowch the fuck up!
30:00 <Serenity> literally the strangest ircer ever
30:00 <amelia> there has definitely been stranger
30:00 <chelle> Serenity, who?
31:00 <Serenity> GoldSpade
31:00 <chelle> nod
31:00 <chelle> I feel that.
31:00 <GoldSpade> ohh here we go
31:00 <chelle> I've met plenty in my time.
31:00 <Serenity> hes on par with excessive
31:00 <GoldSpade> lil chell has chimed in for atttention
31:00 <chelle> S/he is pretty weird.
31:00 <Serenity> the randomness and talking on his own timeline
32:00 <chelle> Does B1 come online anymore?
32:00 <Serenity> nah
32:00 <chelle> Hmm
32:00 <Doodle> not since the war
33:00 <Serenity> you know times are tough when b1 coming back wouldnt be the worst
33:00 <chelle> HAHA
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <chelle> Mean
33:00 <President_Trump> who is b2?
33:00 <chelle> I've been watching Homeland on netflix the past few days. Shite be intense.
34:00 <Serenity> have you watched stranger things chelle?
34:00 <chelle> YES
34:00 <chelle> Omg, fucking loved it.
34:00 <Serenity> i loooved it
34:00 <chelle> How brilliant was it?!
34:00 <chelle> I cannot wait for more
34:00 <Picard> where is that old cunt b1
34:00 <Picard> we need romper back
35:00 <Doodle> piss off
35:00 <Picard> whats wrong with romper?
35:00 <Doodle> whats right
35:00 <Picard> good bloke
35:00 <President_Trump> HAWKINS HIGH SCHOOL
35:00 <Picard> honest
35:00 <Picard> speaks his mind
35:00 <Serenity> the whole thing was just so cool chelle. the story line the whole 'retro' feel to the show
35:00 <Serenity> everything
35:00 <Picard> doesnt tolerate bullshit
35:00 <Serenity> i hope they do another season
35:00 <chelle> Yeah, definitely felt a lot like my child hood
35:00 <partay> i had a beer with romper 
36:00 <chelle> Except I didn't play roleplaying games
36:00 <Picard> did he pay?
36:00 <chelle> but the kids were so cute!
36:00 <Doodle> [18:29] <SubicBayPhilippines> you will fucking keep cunt
36:00 <Doodle> [18:29] <SubicBayPhilippines> you have fucking pissed me off big time
36:00 <Doodle> [18:29] <Sesh_> boo fucken hoo, go get a hobby mate
36:00 <Doodle> [18:29] <SubicBayPhilippines> you will need more than that you gutless little fucking nerd
36:00 <Clarkson> but i made up for it by saying her fucking boobs have grown heaps and look amazing
36:00 <Clarkson> Yawn id have more fun reading the phone book, less random shit
36:00 <Doodle> top bloke
36:00 <Picard> lol Doodle 
36:00 <amelia> I remember sesh
36:00 <Picard> how old is that log?
36:00 <President_Trump> ROMPS is a loser
36:00 <President_Trump> good to have him back tho
36:00 <Serenity> doodle is sesh
36:00 <amelia> what!
36:00 <partay> nah romps is awesome
36:00 <amelia> stoner dork?
36:00 <Serenity> lol didnt you know that
37:00 <amelia> what no
37:00 <Doodle> :/
37:00 <Serenity> LOL its doodle
37:00 <Doodle> jesus
37:00 <amelia> Sonias best friend
37:00 <Doodle> who are u amelia
37:00 <Serenity> yes rofl
37:00 <Serenity> that is doodle
37:00 <amelia> BWAHAHAHAHAHAA
37:00 <amelia> stoner dork how the fuck did i not put that one together
37:00 <Serenity> i thought everyoe knew who he was
37:00 <Doodle>  <SubicBayPhilippines> how is your little slut gf sonia going
37:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAA
37:00 <amelia> its true you did protect her like she was the queen
38:00 <Doodle> <Sesh_> i don;t have a gf mate, haven;t received my ching chong catalogue this month
38:00 <Doodle> etc
38:00 <Doodle> she was my mate
38:00 <amelia> she was a loser fake
38:00 <Doodle> thats beside the point
38:00 <partay> Doodle you banged her didnt you 
38:00 <Serenity> she wasnt fake when she was sitting on his face
38:00 <Serenity> i mean...
39:00 <amelia> he wishes
39:00 <Doodle> jeez
39:00 <President_Trump> was she a waitress?
39:00 <Doodle> thx for the vote of confidence amelia
39:00 <amelia> she woulda been troll lookin for sure
39:00 <Serenity> he met her
39:00 <amelia> bullshit
39:00 <amelia> ?
39:00 <Serenity> i dont know if they banged but they met
39:00 <Doodle> lol what do u have against this person you've never spoken to 
40:00 <amelia> she was fake as
40:00 <Doodle> you know this?
40:00 <amelia> if he says he met her it was only to protect her cos everyone knew she was fake
40:00 <Picard> Doodle how old is that romper log?
40:00 <Doodle> lol fkn ages
40:00 <Doodle> hang on
40:00 <chelle> Wow Sonia that's an old nick
40:00 <Doodle> 2009
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <Picard> lame
41:00 <Serenity> ive known doodle for like 10 years i dont know why he'd lie to me about meeting someone
41:00 <amelia> well
41:00 <amelia> he is
41:00 <chelle> I've known him longer.
41:00 <Serenity> lol..
41:00 <chelle> How fucking sad is THAT.
41:00 <Clarkson> all this talk is men getting sexy and other men responding
41:00 <faux> lmaoo
41:00 <Doodle> i dunno why its such a big deal unless the ladies are jls
41:00 <Doodle> whick we know is true
41:00 <Doodle> ;)
41:00 <Doodle> h
41:00 <faux> whick
41:00 <Picard> lol
41:00 <chelle> jls?
41:00 <amelia> jealous of what exactly
41:00 <Doodle> i'm typing one handed
41:00 <chelle> oh.
41:00 <chelle> gross, Rob.
41:00 <faux> pix 
41:00 <Picard> stop wanking
41:00 <Doodle> i'm chopping up weed settle
42:00 <Picard> drug fucked tool
42:00 <dematerialised> someone give me a back rub
42:00 <chelle> So THAT'S why you don't want to get laid
42:00 <dematerialised> thanks
42:00 <chelle> You're just constantly stoned.
42:00 <Doodle> lol how am i drug fucked
42:00 <dematerialised> lol at Picard
42:00 <faux> golly
42:00 <dematerialised> judging from his high and mighty throne
42:00 <Doodle> i'm vastly superior in intelligence to you Picard
42:00 <chelle> I am on so much codeine right now. Speaking of drug fucked.
42:00 <Doodle> so i wouldnt start
42:00 <faux> im sensin some hostility rn
42:00 <Picard> you keep telling yourelf that lad
42:00 <Doodle> its my penis
43:00 <Doodle> its angry
43:00 <dematerialised> picard is jealous that all the girls want doodel's doodle
43:00 <amelia> yuck
43:00 <Picard> eeew
43:00 <chelle> He's not bad looking, dem.
43:00 <Picard> not the chics he can get
43:00 <dematerialised> i know
43:00 <Picard> i wanna throw up
43:00 <dematerialised> i've told him he looks handsome in a suit
43:00 <chelle> He never wanted to meet me back in the day, though!
43:00 <President_Trump> Picard do u want doodel's doodle?
43:00 <partay> Doodle is the channel spunkrat 
44:00 <chelle> He's the town bike, except, he doesn't get ridden
44:00 <Doodle> oh u remember me now chelle
44:00 <amelia> he was too busy fake meeting Sonia
44:00 <chelle> Doodle, sup Joel
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <chelle> lol amelia 
44:00 <Serenity> umm
44:00 <chelle> Apparently Sonia had great boobs
44:00 <Serenity> loll why are you so sure he didnt meet her
44:00 <Picard> sonia wasnt real
44:00 <amelia> yes the girl in her fake pics had amazing boobs
44:00 <Clarkson> Buy a fucking jacket!
44:00 <Serenity> she wasnt a robot wtf was she
44:00 <chelle> lol amelia
44:00 <MrMark> boobs!!!!
44:00 <amelia> cos I'm sure
44:00 <Picard> she was a man
44:00 <amelia> 100%
45:00 <Doodle> lmao
45:00 <President_Trump> EXPOSED
45:00 <Doodle> luv dis
45:00 <Doodle> u all in a friendzy
45:00 <Serenity> rofl but you're wrong lol
45:00 <chelle> amelia, how long have you been around here for?
45:00 <amelia> but i am never wrong
45:00 <amelia> ???
45:00 <robot> amelia was already here when they started austnet
45:00 <amelia> absurd
45:00 <robot> they were like 'but we just turned the server on, how could you know?'
46:00 <President_Trump> amelia's been chasing irc cock for years
46:00 <robot> n she was just, there.
46:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
46:00 <Picard> she was rompers ladyboy wife
46:00 <amelia> ya onto me
46:00 <Picard> thats how he funded it pattaya trips
46:00 <chelle> can you asses let her answer herself please?
46:00 <Doodle> he funded them with his ptsd dsp payments
46:00 <Picard> Doodle how do i access the dark net?
46:00 <President_Trump> get pollock to phone up romps he has all his details
46:00 <Doodle> turn off ur pc Picard
47:00 <Picard> lol
47:00 <Picard> dickhead
47:00 <Doodle> wtf ur the dick asking me about the dark net
47:00 <Doodle> like i fucking know
47:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllll
47:00 <President_Trump> EXPOSED
47:00 <Picard> you said u were clever
47:00 <chelle> i know someone who gets mdma on darknet and sells it
47:00 <Doodle> i am
47:00 <President_Trump> Picardleaks
47:00 <President_Trump> what else u got
47:00 <GoldSpade> hm
48:00 <Picard> well hook me up with the dark net
48:00 <dematerialised> i dont get it
48:00 <Serenity> amelia are you jules?
48:00 <Doodle> something about him wanting to find kids i think
48:00 <dematerialised> sounds like it...
48:00 <amelia> huh?
48:00 <Picard> i wanna buy a new wife
48:00 <Picard> this cunt is pissing me off
49:00 <President_Trump> jules? lol
49:00 <Serenity> were you jules before you came back here as amelia
49:00 <MrMark> isnt the dark net where theyve turned the power off?
49:00 <partay> Picard no money no hunny
49:00 <chelle> this codeine is great for cough suppressing but its not helping my fever
49:00 <amelia> no
49:00 <chelle> I'm sweating like a pig
49:00 <amelia> i used kiara
49:00 <Doodle> oh
49:00 <Doodle> kiara
49:00 <Doodle> i remember u
49:00 <Serenity> dont know it
49:00 <chelle> kiara sounds familiar
49:00 <partay> fkn kiara 
49:00 <Serenity> you need paracetemol for fever
49:00 <chelle> I always used chelle
49:00 <Doodle> i never used chelle
49:00 <chelle> Serenity, its panadeine forte
49:00 <chelle> Doodle, much to my disappointment
49:00 <Serenity> oh
49:00 <dematerialised> my other nickname is xXx420PussySlayerxXx
50:00 <Doodle> re00ww
50:00 <amelia> haha
50:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <chelle> ;)
50:00 <Serenity> then forget what i said /clear
50:00 <Picard> partay you dont wanna go there
50:00 <chelle> hahaha no worries Sez
50:00 <MrMark> panadeine forte and scotch go well together
50:00 <partay> where?
50:00 <Picard> money
50:00 <chelle> that's why I'm surprised
50:00 <chelle> WHY ISNT IT WORKING
50:00 <Serenity> They gave me some oxycodone when i was in getting me lapband done that was nice
50:00 <chelle> ooh, you got lapband?
50:00 <chelle> how was it? has it worked?
50:00 <Serenity> rofl no
50:00 <dematerialised> hahaha
51:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
51:00 <Picard> i dont want to humiliate you
51:00 <Doodle> i read that as lapland dance
51:00 <Doodle> :/
51:00 <Serenity> i had my gallbladder out chelle but the irc grapevine says i had a lapband done
51:00 <Picard> lol
51:00 <Serenity> so im just going with it now
51:00 <chelle> ahh
51:00 <chelle> i'm legit interested
51:00 <Picard> fuck me if u lost 60kgs it must have been huge
51:00 <chelle> i need to lose a lot so lapband might be the way to go
51:00 <GoldSpade> ohh no!
51:00 <Serenity> do you even know what a gallbladder is for you pink fuckwit
52:00 <partay> speaking of bending over
52:00 <President_Trump> they didnt take anything out, it was all mind over matter
52:00 <Doodle> its for pissing out gall
52:00 <Doodle> der
52:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllll pink fuckwit
52:00 <Picard> lol angry
52:00 <chelle> you'd probably lose weight naturally having had your gall bladder out
52:00 <Serenity> the hole in my belly button says otherwise President_Trump
52:00 <chelle> Picard PM'd me a link. I'm too scared to click it
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don’t have the gall serenity…. *chortles*
52:00 <chelle> can someone check it for me?
53:00 <dematerialised> give it here
53:00 <Serenity> lelelele
53:00 <partay> chelle open with caution
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah you use a fuck load chelle
53:00 <Clarkson> shout shout blow it all out, this is the shit we can do without, fuck off
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> like 20kgs
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> at least
53:00 <Picard> i got it off partay
53:00 <Maurice> Every time someone calls Picard pink, I imagine this https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/6c/a7/b7/6ca7b7ae2069741ecd7f24a2a924c9fd.jpg
53:00 <faux> wow i hate everyone rn
53:00 <Doodle> eehehe
53:00 <Doodle> y
53:00 <chelle> have you had yours out kate
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
53:00 <Serenity> yeah thanks a lot partay
53:00 <Doodle> i've had mine out for the past half hour
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> just get duromine 
54:00 <faux> lmao
54:00 <Picard> not partay
54:00 <MrMark> im usually more pissed than this on a monday
54:00 <MrMark> damn olympics
54:00 <Picard> dematerialised is the rat
54:00 <Picard> or was it GoldSpade
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> mrmark… when are you gonna get ya cock out?
54:00 <Serenity> no
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <chelle> i spoke to the GP about it kk
54:00 <GoldSpade> wha Picard
54:00 <chelle> its not worth it, its not a long term solution
54:00 <dematerialised> lol at trying to say i am a rat
54:00 <Picard> maybe ShadowLurker
54:00 <MrMark> its always out
54:00 <dematerialised> that's not gonna work
54:00 <Serenity> stop fucking posting it its not yours to post
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you really need it
54:00 <GoldSpade> hm
54:00 <chelle> duromine just tells your brain that you're full so that you dont eat too much
55:00 <Picard> katatonic_kate01 shares with me
55:00 <chelle> my problem is more that i dont eat enough
55:00 <Serenity> apparently im on duromine too
55:00 <MrMark> katatonic_kate01 give me your phone number ill send a pic
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> love it
55:00 <President_Trump> for demut
55:00 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0t_rD97TTI
55:00 <Serenity> ALL OF IT
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hey, pirates! Feeling lonely? This oughta NAIL IT!!! | Family Feud Views: 58,735 Uploader: FamilyFeud Uploaded: Sep 22, 2015 Duration: 0m45s Rating: 4.89
55:00 <dematerialised> had a relly that was given duromine
55:00 <dematerialised> worked for him
55:00 <dematerialised> that and a fuckton of running
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you fucking kidding me mrmark… i dont want phone calls from you deep breathing lol
55:00 <Serenity> it works without a doubt
55:00 <Serenity> the problem is most people dont change how they eat so when they stop they stack it on
56:00 <Doodle> isnt duromine speed
56:00 <dematerialised> yeah
56:00 <dematerialised> basically
56:00 <Serenity> pre much
56:00 <Doodle> pseudoephedrine
56:00 <Doodle> ye
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love your weight loss stories serenity! It’s like the jerry springer of weight loss
56:00 <Doodle> no wonder u lose weight
56:00 <Maurice> Just get dexies
56:00 <Doodle> ping ping
56:00 <Maurice> Problem solvered
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it’s basically speed
56:00 <chelle> exactly Sez, its not a long term solution
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i felt like dancing EVERY DAY
56:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen.mp3 (5.85MB 192kbps Stereo 4:15)
56:00 <GoldSpade> all you got to do is cut out all the sugar
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did too…. 
56:00 <GoldSpade> and you lose weight
56:00 <Serenity> all u gotta do is smoke meth
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
56:00 <chelle> my doctor strongly recommended against it
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> that too
56:00 <GoldSpade> and exercise every way
56:00 <dematerialised> all you gotta do is get a lapband
56:00 <GoldSpade> day
57:00 <GoldSpade> thats all you got to do
57:00 <chelle> dem, well he pretty much told me that would be my only successful option.
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course any normal doctor strongly reccommends against it
57:00 <faux> how much do u wanna lose
57:00 <dematerialised> ok i've hit my retard intake for the day im going now bye
57:00 <Clarkson> you're a fucking tool.
57:00 <GoldSpade> dont need to spend hundreds of dollars on diet pills
57:00 <chelle> eating well and exercice didn't work unfortunately.
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 dr said just do sprints…. research suggets
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> im like fuck off
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunt
57:00 <chelle> exercise..
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> (in my head)
57:00 <chelle> Can't believe I fucked that up
57:00 <robot> in my heeaaaaddddddd
58:00 <Doodle> good riddance
58:00 <robot> zombieee
58:00 <robot> zommbehhh
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <robot> s;adlfgjhkasdg
58:00 <robot> s;aldgjkasdg
58:00 <amelia> partay pm'd me saying amelia is a nutcase
58:00 <Doodle> she is
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> (foodie eh eh eh oh… (cake)
58:00 <amelia> i fink that pm was meant for someone else
58:00 <GoldSpade> they dont work because you arent motivated to do it
58:00 <robot> to be fair amelia
58:00 <partay> no
58:00 <robot> you are a nutcase
58:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllll
58:00 <partay> lol
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you do shakes chelle?
58:00 <amelia> jus a tad
58:00 <robot> aren't we all tho
58:00 <GoldSpade> sitting on irc all day doesnt help either
58:00 <amelia> still most sane on here
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
58:00 <chelle> KK: I did them in my early 20s, it worked, but after 2 years I just put it back on
58:00 <amelia> #1 sane
58:00 <MrMark> extreme ways are back again...extreme places i did know.....broke everything new  again.....everything that id owned
59:00 <President_Trump> partay who were u messaging?
59:00 <GoldSpade> you need to do hours walking every day
59:00 <chelle> the gp explained that because I've been overweight since I was a REALLY young child and due to genetics, unfortunately your body just gets used to something and doesn't want to change.
59:00 <Doodle> *wanking
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… weight loss for long term fatties is psychological 
59:00 <GoldSpade> even if its pissing down!
59:00 <Doodle> whoah
59:00 <Doodle> [22:59] * GoldSpade was kicked by ChanOP ((faux) fuck off)
59:00 <Doodle> [22:59] <GoldSpade> even if its pissing down!
59:00 <Doodle> weird
59:00 <Clarkson> have a smart ass comment
00:00 <chelle> he said it's up to me to decide if it's worth pummeling myself to get to a decent BMI and that I should keep in mind that it's very likely not going to be sustainable.
00:00 <chelle> might do more harm than good etc
00:00 <Doodle> u need a new doc
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you didn;t know this before?
00:00 <amelia> more ham den good
00:00 <chelle> not really, he has a fair point.
00:00 <chelle> if you've tried everything and nothing works, what's the point?
00:00 <robot> mmmmmmm
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw ham
00:00 <robot> ham
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah body acceptance
01:00 <chelle> the aim should be health, not weightloss
01:00 <faux> i dont get how food and exercise doesnt work 
01:00 <chelle> faux: yeah me either, but it didnt.
01:00 <partay> maybe more masturbation 
01:00 <chelle> it's to do with the swelling of each individual fat cell
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ partay
01:00 <President_Trump> i have heard from someone very knowledgable in the situation that the most important thing is a good support network
01:00 <chelle> they get to a certain size and don't want to reudce
01:00 <chelle> reduce*
02:00 <Doodle> oh god
02:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaahhaahhaha
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> geeze me fat cells are at saturation point
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH fuking hell
02:00 <Doodle> ye
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Clarkson> outside the cock i am fine with
02:00 <chelle> there's been a fair amount of research into it.
02:00 <amelia> haaaaaahahaha
02:00 <faux> whos nexg
02:00 <faux> t
02:00 <faux> ?
02:00 <Doodle> me
02:00 <amelia> robot
02:00 <chelle> so I'm learning to be healthy and to accept that I'm never gonna be a size 8.
02:00 <amelia> HAHAH
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah there is fuck loads of research into fattehs. 
03:00 <partay> im going to smash the 4 kg i have to lose 
03:00 <Clarkson> on comp shit yes
03:00 <chelle> I have no health problems so I'm fine.
03:00 <chelle> other than this flu of death
03:00 <Serenity> why the fuck would you past that pic to picard partay
03:00 <Serenity> seriously
03:00 <Doodle> and the nymphomania
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> chelle - it’s what youre comfortable with
03:00 <partay> which pic 
03:00 <chelle> KK: I'm not, I want to be thinner, but I don't think it's possible.
04:00 <Serenity> .
04:00 <partay> as if id share anything with mr potato head 
04:00 <amelia> busted
04:00 <chelle> ie without surgical intervention
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you so fat that you can’t walk and being fat is impacting on your health, and mental well being and ability to socialise?
04:00 <amelia> Picard dobbed you in m8
04:00 <chelle> nope
04:00 <Doodle> then ur not Picard
04:00 <amelia> ya fuckin pic posting nutcase
04:00 <partay> picard is my nemesis 
04:00 <chelle> I do a very physically demanding job
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… the problem is
04:00 <chelle> I'd just like to be thinner
04:00 <chelle> :p
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
05:00 <Serenity> theres no easy solution to it honestly
05:00 <faux> lol not everyone is happy with their body kate regardless of size
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… body acceptance 
05:00 <partay> he constantly asks me for pics and to ram his cock in my ass 
05:00 <chelle> faux, exactly
05:00 <Doodle> jeez
05:00 <chelle> my bestie is a size 12 and gyms like a crazy person because shes unhappy
05:00 <chelle> id be over the moon with her figure
05:00 <chelle> each to their own
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… didnt say they are… im just saying… body acceptance is a good attitude to have
05:00 <faux> mm
05:00 <Doodle> does she like losers chelle
06:00 <TheRiddler> sleepy
06:00 <chelle> well she likes me?
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <faux> yeah i agree but its easier said than done
06:00 <Doodle> :o
06:00 <amelia> is ur best friend me
06:00 <chelle> she's married though.
06:00 <TheRiddler> you're in Doodle
06:00 <chelle> sorry.
06:00 <TheRiddler> oh
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course faux… its not an over night thing…
06:00 <Doodle> oh
06:00 <Doodle> bummer
06:00 <faux> oui
06:00 <amelia> ew married wot a whore
06:00 <chelle> lol amelia
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM LOVE ME BODY!
06:00 <faux> i wish
06:00 <chelle> kk: its a work in progress for sure
06:00 <TheRiddler> just sleep with chelle
06:00 <TheRiddler> :p
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> for sure :D
06:00 <chelle> some days im like ZOMG IM SO HOT
06:00 <faux> she can get in line
07:00 <chelle> and other days its like fu look at that monster
07:00 <chelle> :D
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> rarrrr
07:00 <couleurs> pics
07:00 <Doodle> olawdy
07:00 <partay> chelle do you have a pretty face ?
07:00 <chelle> kk thinks im hot though
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i wake up every morning and mince around like im on a catwalk
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> that helps
07:00 <Serenity> ill be a 12 pretty soon and im still not happy
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
07:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <Serenity> i thought i would be
07:00 <chelle> Serenity, not uncommon
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah you’re hawt chelle
07:00 <chelle> partay, i have a pretty everything
07:00 <faux> pix
08:00 <partay> lol
08:00 <faux> also boobs
08:00 <chelle> thanks katie :)
08:00 <partay> errr ok tmi 
08:00 <amelia> show pic @ me
08:00 <Doodle> chelle is pretty or she was i have her pic from yonks ago
08:00 <faux> shaee
08:00 <chelle> hahah thanks Rob
08:00 <faux> share
08:00 <Doodle> :)
08:00 <faux> wait is she the one woth the red hair
08:00 <faux> or is that cherry red
08:00 <amelia> oh are you ranga
08:00 <faux> ir something 
08:00 <amelia> ok don't show me pic
08:00 <chelle> I had red hair at one point, but dyed.
08:00 <amelia> leave
08:00 <faux> i think i remember your pic
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH RANGAS you fatso whale amelia!
08:00 <chelle> I'm naturall a brunette
08:00 <Doodle> i'm not showing her pic to ppl lol
09:00 <chelle> +y
09:00 <TheRiddler> oh
09:00 <partay> lol
09:00 <Doodle> what sort of cunt do u think i am
09:00 <amelia> jus cos you're a ranga kate
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <chelle> a fat cunt
09:00 <Doodle> oh
09:00 <chelle> JOKES
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <chelle> you're not
09:00 <amelia> fuckin rangas forming a cult now
09:00 <TheRiddler> I want a ginger :p
09:00 <Doodle> how do u know
09:00 <Doodle> i might be 200kg
09:00 <chelle> kate is a hawt ginger
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah watch out amelia ima steal yo’ soul
09:00 <TheRiddler> they steal your souls 
09:00 <amelia> i have no soul
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> *hair flicks*
09:00 <chelle> lol amelia
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> no shit!
09:00 <chelle> yesterday it took me an hour to have a shower and wash my hair.
10:00 <chelle> i had to sit down
10:00 <chelle> talk about death
10:00 <amelia> dumb ranga
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i thought you were going to say body then’
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i giggled
10:00 <chelle> ;p
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch please…. 
10:00 <amelia> ok show pic, i forgive you for once being ranga
10:00 <chelle> this flu has really kicked my ass
10:00 <chelle> amelia, you got a pic?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> you need a pic of me
10:00 <amelia> it doesn't work like that
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah why
10:00 <amelia> damn it
10:00 <Doodle> can u all take ur tops off and send me pics
10:00 <Doodle> thx
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
10:00 <amelia> ask Sonia
10:00 <Doodle> i cant
11:00 <chelle> id send pics out but I dont really want to be trolled til the end of time
11:00 <Doodle> she's dead
11:00 <Doodle> probably
11:00 <amelia> i don't troll :(
11:00 <faux> and stay out
11:00 <chelle> just in general
11:00 <amelia> ok i do but i am good with peoples pics
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’ve already seen me amelia 
11:00 <Doodle> [23:11] <amelia> i don't troll :( <- LOLOLOL
11:00 <chelle> you know what its like here
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i sent you naked pics ages ago
11:00 <Doodle> wut
11:00 <Doodle> wuttt
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
11:00 <amelia> no i saw your pic kate n i was actually nice
11:00 <Doodle> god
11:00 <Doodle> lesbians everywhere
11:00 <faux> shocking
11:00 <amelia> i said you looked like a normal chubby girl
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ you being surprised LOL
12:00 <Doodle> u had to say chubby lol
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ normal chubby girl
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> as if being fat defines me lol
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> IM GOING TO EAT CAKE NOW
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> *sobs*
12:00 <Doodle> u did just have a fkn baby
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. and?
12:00 <Doodle> so ur allowed to be fat
12:00 <Doodle> jeez
12:00 <amelia> so? shes had at least 2 weeks to drop the baby weight ok
12:00 <Doodle> ..
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
12:00 <Doodle> drop u m8
13:00 <amelia> no excuses
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> #noexcuses
13:00 <amelia> haha
13:00 <amelia> i am playingggggggggg
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh there is a weight loss thing called that
13:00 <chelle> hows bubs today kate
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know fatso whale
13:00 <amelia> wow
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah good 
13:00 <chelle> hes really cute
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> he’ll wake up in a sec
13:00 <faux> xanax
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya i think so
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ faux
14:00 <garrot> katatonic_kate01
14:00 <garrot> just the person i wanted to speak to
14:00 <chelle> you two made a gorgeous babby
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh here we go
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> youre gonna send logs to me husband garrot
14:00 <Doodle> oh the meth heads are awake
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> or want vegemite tips?
14:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
14:00 <amelia> chelle pixels pls
15:00 <amelia> Serenity used to be scared to show me hers but now i cant stop her sending me nudes
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd… peeps need to be screened to chat here! 
15:00 <amelia> fuckin irritating
15:00 <Serenity> you asked i gave
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> you love it
15:00 <Serenity> tough luck
15:00 <amelia> i has dem in ma Serenity display folder
15:00 <amelia> its green like her hair
15:00 <amelia> (:
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <chelle> hahah
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck is up with everyone getting cupping on their back
17:00 <Clarkson> then ur a cockhead full stop
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly clarky!
17:00 <Clarkson> my penis is glue on
17:00 <Doodle> i ge it on the ned of me dick
17:00 <Clarkson> "Four porn and seven beers ago ..."
17:00 <Doodle> *end
17:00 <amelia> ned flanders
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <Doodle> doodley
18:00 <amelia> haha
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> doo
18:00 <Doodle> ehehe
18:00 <Doodle> 'cupping'
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle … pics if you get cupping on yo’ dick
18:00 <Clarkson> <dudley> CHRISNTNA if you kick me i'll take that as you want to give me a blowjob
18:00 <Doodle> eehehehe
18:00 <Doodle> i'm shy
18:00 <amelia> hahahahahah
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
23:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think my wrist is gonna fall off
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i fear having to wear a…. glove thingie and look like Michael Jackson
28:00 <robot> https://youtu.be/v83rQ4xdyWg?t=12
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: GHOSTBUSTERS THEME SONG ACAPELLA! (ft. Chad Neidt) Views: 573,310 Uploader: The Warp Zone Uploaded: Jul 7, 2016 Duration: 2m31s Rating: 4.93
28:00 <faux> migut need a break from the wristies
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> im thinking that aye
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> or start charging for em
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> might keep em away - aye
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> robot - i heard the new ghost busters movie is heaps shit
30:00 <Clarkson> less the bitch was in heat
30:00 <robot> k
32:00 <dematerialised> its a wee bit chilly outside
32:00 <dematerialised> fog everywhere
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya bit chilly ere…
33:00 <robot> better than a sloppy turd on your doorstep
33:00 <dematerialised> jokes on them, i dont use the door to get into the house
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> chimney? 
34:00 <georgeandwell> hi
34:00 <dematerialised> nah peasant entry via the garage
34:00 <faux> drank like 390L of chai tea now im peeing every 3.9 seconds
34:00 <georgeandwell> hows it garn
34:00 <faux> oh god i missed one
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> # pregnant !
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> or you can use it as a weight gain story on irc
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> it worked for me
35:00 <faux> huh
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> when you’re pregnant you pee a lot. I was saying you could say, you’re prgenant but really just gain a lot of weight...
36:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <faux> im really craving crunchy nut cereal
38:00 <faux> clusters mmm
38:00 <Serenity> yummmmmm
39:00 <couleurs> i got those.......
39:00 <Serenity> i made honey joys the other day and i was thinking if i chuck some crushed nuts in with it it would be like crunchy nut
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> honey joys NEVER gave me any joy
39:00 <faux> all i eat is weetbix cos it has like low sugar
39:00 <Serenity> didnt give me any fucking joy either that cut my mouth open
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
39:00 <Serenity> ive been into the uncle tobys oat sachets lately
40:00 <faux> but i rly want crunchy nuttt
40:00 <chelle> I love the cocopops ones :D
40:00 <Serenity> and i had some banana to bulk it up
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re the nest!
40:00 <Serenity> so so good
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> best
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> bown sugar and cinnamon
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> so filling!
40:00 <faux> bown
40:00 <Serenity> add not had
40:00 <faux> bown bown prices are bown
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah. it’s the no frills version of brown sugar
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
40:00 <Serenity> also i almost squeezed into size 12 jeans today
41:00 <chelle> go you!
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck YEAH
41:00 <Serenity> i got em on but i couldnt do em up rofl
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> gut sukers 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> suckers
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> spanx it up
41:00 <Serenity> i still cant wear those atm
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh
42:00 <Serenity> my belly button still hurts from the surgery if i wear tight stuff
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahh
42:00 <Serenity> i just about teared my fucking scar open last night it was so damn itchy
42:00 <Clarkson> hes like 'yea some chck told me she was in my area and wanted sex so i clicked it;
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> I got skinny jeans from kmart - i was pretty impressed actually… 
42:00 <Serenity> ive been living in my target skinnies
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i cant remember mine hurting….. 
43:00 <Serenity> theyre too loose now to be proper skinnies but they are so comfy
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was living in tights
43:00 <Serenity> mmm tights
43:00 <Serenity> its too cold here for tights atm
43:00 <Serenity> i freeze
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh!
44:00 <Serenity> so looking forward to summer
45:00 <Serenity> it got to 22 here yesterday and i layed out in the sun like a lizard trying to warm up
47:00 <faux> GRAPHIC not for the weak in heart. https://imgur.com/gallery/JxCk8
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <couleurs> did he died.....
52:00 <faux> hope not 
54:00 <Serenity> haha milk drunk kids are the best
54:00 <Serenity> specially bubbas
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol they totally are 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was used to the first bubba having to stop every 30 mls to burp and wake her up… the new addition guzzles 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> like he has never been fed
57:00 <robot> ne1 here sexually identify as an apache attack helicopter msg me
59:00 <robot> thx
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