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00:00 <sprinkles> in high demand
00:00 <sprinkles> like lumeah
00:00 <Serenity> excuse you what ar u tryign to say
00:00 <Meme^King> i wouldnt mind seeing lumies dick
00:00 <sprinkles> lol
01:00 <Lumeah> Yup. 
01:00 <Lumeah> I have a dick. 
01:00 <sprinkles> i would mind
02:00 <Meme^King> show me lumeah i've got a thing for trannies
02:00 <Meme^King> i reckon you'd be a hot one with some makeup
02:00 <sprinkles> LOL
02:00 <Lumeah> Only with makeup? 
02:00 <Meme^King> well i dunno
02:00 <Meme^King> you might pass without
02:00 <Meme^King> but makeup helps
03:00 <Lumeah> If I've got a dick mate,  im not wearing makeup
03:00 <Meme^King> i admire your bravery
03:00 <sprinkles> lol
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <Lumeah> Phhht 
04:00 <TheRiddler> a style change
04:00 <TheRiddler> is all she needs
04:00 <sprinkles> #hotbitch
04:00 <TheRiddler> i suggest goth
04:00 <Meme^King> i dont think ive seen a pic of lumies with makeup
04:00 <TheRiddler> or punk
08:00 <sprinkles> oh 78 year old dad 62 year old mum
08:00 <Meme^King> i highly doubt it was his balls that did the work
08:00 <sprinkles> lol exactly
08:00 <sprinkles> as if he could crack a fat
09:00 <Meme^King> actually can they stick a needly in blokes nuts to get tadpoles out?
09:00 <sprinkles> i think he needs to jizz it iout?
09:00 <Clarkson> you fkn shit
09:00 <Meme^King> yeah probably
10:00 <sprinkles> but i gues they can get it out
11:00 <TheRiddler> viagra
11:00 <sprinkles> lol
11:00 <Meme^King> i dont think viagra actually means you get to jizz though if you're that old
11:00 <sprinkles> 78 year old dad…. WHY
11:00 <Meme^King> i think it just gives you a 4 hour woody
12:00 <sprinkles> lol
12:00 <sprinkles> that would suck… 4 hour woody n not jizzing
12:00 <Meme^King> yeah
12:00 <Meme^King> though to be fair if i had my hands on viagra i'd pop it every day as soon as i get in from work
12:00 <Meme^King> walk around putting my dick in everything that fits
26:00 <Serenity> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3619337/Fingers-toes-Woman-stuns-internet-posting-pictures-bizarre-digits.html
26:00 <Serenity> HOLY FUCKING SHIT NO
27:00 <sprinkles> :|
28:00 <MrDanger> Hot
29:00 <Serenity> i cant even cope with that
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <Meme^King> did my census already
50:00 <Meme^King> so much for doing it on tuesday
54:00 <Serenity> did you do it online
54:00 <Serenity> i dont think i have a choice i didnt get any book to fill out
55:00 <Meme^King> yeah did it  online
55:00 <Meme^King> applied for my census password a week or so ago
56:00 <Serenity> i was just sent one
56:00 <Meme^King> literally took me 3-4 minutes to do
56:00 <Meme^King> if that
56:00 <Serenity> lets hope all that info is safe eh lol
57:00 <Meme^King> the government has kept my details safe on insecure computers and paper boxes since the 80s
57:00 <Meme^King> im sure its ok
57:00 <Meme^King> people forget that it's the paranoids telling us we should be scared lol
59:00 <Serenity> i dont know what info of mine the gov would have.. everything i spose
00:00 <Meme^King> exactly, the government already knows everything about you
01:00 <Meme^King> if you're enrolled they know where you live, if you've been to the doctors they know your age, height, weight, blood type, how many kids you've got, your phone number, your ailments
02:00 <Meme^King> if you've ever been arrested they already have your biometrics
02:00 <Meme^King> pay tax? they know where you work and how much you earn
02:00 <Serenity> between the licensing center/medicare/centrelink they know everything about you ever
02:00 <Meme^King> indeed
03:00 <Meme^King> thats why i find it funny when people cry about invasion of privacy lol
03:00 <Serenity> even if youve never used centrelink for the dole if youve had children in the last... however many years theyve been paying people ftb they know about you
03:00 <Meme^King> all your information is already there
03:00 <Meme^King> you just know where to look
03:00 <Meme^King> need to know*
05:00 <Serenity> i dont really have anything to hide
05:00 <Meme^King> if you want to maintain some semblance of personal information security, go live out in the bush without internet or electricity, and even then it's not guaranteed
05:00 <Serenity> i dont do anything illegal im not a child abuser im not doing anything i shouldnt
05:00 <Meme^King> yeah that's my other argument
05:00 <Meme^King> i dont care if the government knows i watch tranny porn
05:00 <Clarkson> HelloImAwesome has had a tube with gerbils up his ass
11:00 <Serenity> gawd why do people wanna fb chat this time of night.. im trying to go to bed gtfo
14:00 <Meme^King> coz they are weirdos
20:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
26:00 <Jessica_Sydney> hi all
30:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
03:00 <Loof> got my mechanical pencil, one of these: https://www.eckersleys.com.au/site/thumbs/300x300x0x255-255-255/assets/media/Products/Hidex/Hidex_Mechanical_Clutch_Pencil/HIDEX-Clutch-Pencil-2mm_8631741.jpg
08:00 <Loof> dis one: http://www.officeworks.com.au/shop/officeworks/p/staedtler-mars-technico-2mm-mechanical-pencil-st782cbkda
09:00 <Loof> except mines a cheapo brad "starlight" lol
09:00 <Loof> brand*
10:00 <thebigsniffer> Loofy
10:00 <Loof> shutup spazbot
10:00 <thebigsniffer> Do you want to ride the big dipper, of the big sniffeR?
45:00 <Serenity> well I never
50:00 <ShadowLurker> well you did
53:00 <BlackDevil> you know who I haven't seen in movies recently?
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> who BlackDevil
08:00 <morgoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Borat - Throw the Jew Down the Well!! Views: 8,799,172 Uploader: Mark Edmonds Uploaded: Jun 22, 2006 Duration: 2m47s Rating: 4.77
21:00 <TheRon> Hi
22:00 <TheRon> 420!
36:00 <BlackDevil> Snoopys_Gunship, John Candy. Funny guy
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he is dead BlackDevil
43:00 <TheRon> Who died?
45:00 <BlackDevil> oh
46:00 <BlackDevil> does he respawn?
48:00 <TheRon> Hi
49:00 <Lumeah> Hi
50:00 <TheRon> Relaxing. Beer ?
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> TheRon we are talking about John Candy
55:00 <TheRon> He been dead for a while
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he died shortly after ummm that movie lol
56:00 <Lumeah2> Hi Snoopys_Gunship 
56:00 <TheRon> Cool running a?
56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think so TheRon
56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hi Lumeah2
56:00 <TheRon> Women in uniform
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 1994 	Wagons East! 	James Harlow 	Released posthumously
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 1995 	Canadian Bacon 	Sheriff Bud Boomer 	Filmed in 1993; Released posthumously
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Pocahontas 	Redfeather 	Voice only, character scrapped after his death
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> PRICKS
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so yeah it was after cool runnings
07:00 <TheRon> How about them Knicks
07:00 <ShadowLurker> https://67.media.tumblr.com/af3f03d7d21550d5ec11bdd91be76d5c/tumblr_obaq3pG3VR1qkrtxfo1_500.jpg
07:00 <TheRon> Classy
07:00 <ShadowLurker> how about them dicks
09:00 <TheRon> Who wins tonight?
09:00 <TheRon> Dragons or Broncos?
09:00 <Lumeah2> God. 
09:00 <TheRon> He plays afl
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Broncos
10:00 <TheRon> Dragons
13:00 <ShadowLurker> titties
14:00 <TheRon> Everybody wins
17:00 <TheRon> In your head, in your head, zombie zombie zombie
04:00 <MrMark> oh god no its me again!!!
10:00 <immutable> Why isn't johninja on lol?
11:00 <Cath^> man crush?
13:00 <couleurs> yoo hoo
14:00 <Cath^> hi couleurs
14:00 <couleurs> hi Cath^ where u bean
15:00 <Cath^> around
15:00 <Cath^> where u been?
16:00 <couleurs> Saucy. 
16:00 <Cath^> lol
16:00 <Cath^> hardly
16:00 <couleurs> here n there
16:00 <couleurs> everywhere!!!!!
17:00 <Trevor> hi friends <3
17:00 <Trevor> asl?
19:00 <Trevor> ok fine u rude cunts dont chat 2 me
19:00 <Cath^> hi Trevor
21:00 <couleurs> :)
48:00 <WhoMadeWho> wots cracking in this melbourne room
49:00 <couleurs> me
49:00 <WhoMadeWho> brill
53:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
54:00 <georgeandwell> hows it garn m8
54:00 <GoldSpade> what does faux mean 
54:00 <georgeandwell> means fake
54:00 <georgeandwell> in french
54:00 <GoldSpade> heheeh
55:00 <GoldSpade> omg thats too funny
55:00 <georgeandwell> im doing a shit m8
55:00 <Clarkson> SMH always puts up shit articles
57:00 <GoldSpade> what does smh mean
57:00 <couleurs> smd
57:00 <MrMark> sydney boring herald
58:00 <GoldSpade> ohh
58:00 <GoldSpade> dont the xrated things
58:00 <GoldSpade> I mean...
58:00 <GoldSpade> does it have x rated things
58:00 <GoldSpade> like stories
59:00 <GoldSpade> and that
00:00 <GoldSpade> like the time that 17 yr old chick was banging the afl commisioner
00:00 <GoldSpade> that was hot that was
00:00 <couleurs> ok
00:00 <GoldSpade> I remember reading bout it in smh
00:00 <GoldSpade> 5 page lift out
01:00 <GoldSpade> ricky nixon
01:00 <GoldSpade> was his name
01:00 <Lumeah2> hi frayedknot 
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> that was her flaps.....5 page lift out
01:00 <GoldSpade> heheehe
01:00 <frayedknot> Hi Lumeah2
02:00 <GoldSpade> then she sued him for rape or something
02:00 <couleurs> n e pics
02:00 <GoldSpade> yeah she filmed them  having sex
02:00 <georgeandwell> might on me oculus rift
03:00 <GoldSpade> bastard lost his job in the end...and she got nothing
03:00 <GoldSpade> heh
03:00 <georgeandwell> who
03:00 <georgeandwell> u
03:00 <georgeandwell> talkun about m8
03:00 <GoldSpade> ricky nixon
03:00 <georgeandwell> ok
04:00 <GoldSpade> ex afl commisioner
04:00 <georgeandwell> i film grls 2
06:00 <couleurs> cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
07:00 <nubbymcnu> https://plus.google.com/+JeffreyMoore/posts/JZpJfG1be9Y
15:00 <couleurs> bbl big bang theory!!!!!
17:00 <TheRiddler> ew
17:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
17:00 <TheRiddler> I was out pokehunting all afternoon
18:00 <couleurs> j/k!!!!!!!!!
18:00 <couleurs> n e poke
28:00 <TheRiddler> a few
29:00 <Klutch> yayyyyyyyyyyy
29:00 <faux> cunt.
29:00 <Klutch> spanks faux xoxoxo
29:00 <Klutch> <3<3<#
29:00 <faux> shoosh
29:00 <Klutch> so bossy :x
31:00 <Serenity> you made amelia leave
31:00 <Klutch> FUCK
31:00 <Klutch> why doesnt she love me
31:00 <Klutch> ive given her everything
33:00 <Serenity> rofll
34:00 <Serenity> not enough meth
34:00 <Klutch> i dont think that'll help my obsession
35:00 <Klutch> i just wish she would notice me :(
35:00 <Serenity> maybe not your obsession but if you give her enough meth she'll come back whether she wants to or not
36:00 <Klutch> this is a good plan
36:00 <Serenity> I do what I can
36:00 <Klutch> ive stood outside her window looking in(metaphorically) for a good 11-12 years. The pain is too great. I need her.
36:00 <[Maverick]> cunts
37:00 <[Maverick]> ayeeeee
37:00 <[Maverick]> behave tart
37:00 <[Maverick]> not in front of the youngens. 
38:00 <Klutch> im not young :(
38:00 <couleurs> u r my obsession babey
38:00 <Klutch> im halfway to 50 in 15 days
38:00 <Klutch> im old
38:00 <georgeandwell> scan on m8
38:00 <couleurs> Ha Ha
38:00 <[Maverick]> lol.
39:00 <georgeandwell> hows it garn
39:00 <[Maverick]> fucking spring chicken mate 
39:00 <Clarkson> see loof this is the shit I'm talking about
39:00 <[Maverick]> I know someone who is turning 30 
39:00 <georgeandwell> scarn
41:00 <Klutch> that is a riveting story maverix
42:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls eg. faux 1r meet me 4 some car fun 2niye
43:00 <Klutch> i can pretend?
43:00 <georgeandwell> n e
43:00 <georgeandwell> m8
44:00 <couleurs> u guys r fucken fukt m8 that's wot
45:00 <Klutch> i imagine you two wearing nikes and addidas trakkies
46:00 <georgeandwell> scarn on m8yies
47:00 <Klutch> nyorn dawggggggggggggggggggggg
50:00 <couleurs> Hey Stranger, Where's Things? xDDDD lmao
50:00 <georgeandwell> ok
51:00 <couleurs> fuk u
51:00 <Clarkson> while you're spooning dried cum out of your arse ill be sitting on this
52:00 <Klutch> BAE IS BACK <3
52:00 <amelia> luvr luvr luvr
52:00 <Klutch> hai qt 3.14
53:00 <couleurs> :p
53:00 <amelia> wots up BuTTeRCuP
53:00 <Klutch> chillin like a villian
53:00 <Klutch> missed you :3
54:00 <couleurs> me 2
54:00 <Klutch> fuck up degenerate.
54:00 <Klutch> this is a special moment for us
54:00 <couleurs> Make Me.
55:00 <TheRiddler> hai pupmelia
55:00 <amelia> haii meowsheh
55:00 <TheRiddler> mews
55:00 <TheRiddler> even
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <Klutch> are you cheating on me amelia?
56:00 <Klutch> how the fuck could you do this to me
56:00 <Klutch> what the fuck
56:00 <Clarkson> go back to sand land cunt
56:00 <amelia> i dun fink I've ever cheated before
56:00 <amelia> ders always a first
56:00 <Klutch> brb
56:00 <Klutch> slashing wrists
56:00 <amelia> k hurry bax
56:00 <Klutch> o_\\
56:00 <Serenity> Klutch irl
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol I thought someone told klutch to go back to sand land
57:00 <TheRiddler> then realised it was clarky
57:00 <Clarkson> pieter's fucking anything he can
57:00 <Klutch> i dont have a fringe anymore Serenity
57:00 <Klutch> you stalk my pictures enough you should know that
57:00 <Serenity> wot
57:00 <Serenity> why
58:00 <TheRiddler> did you accidentally cut it instead of your wrists
58:00 <Klutch> i feel head first into a lawnmower and somehow shaved the side of my head
58:00 <TheRiddler> lucky
58:00 <TheRiddler> wait
59:00 <TheRiddler> were you going for a skrillex look?
59:00 <Klutch> lol no
59:00 <Klutch> as i said, dont have emo fringe anymore
00:00 <georgeandwell> hi
00:00 <couleurs> sgarn
02:00 <Klutch> besides i rock it better than skrillex
02:00 <Serenity> my 11 year old kept pulling her hair over her face like an emo fringe
02:00 <Serenity> i told her i was gonna cut it off
03:00 <Klutch> ahahahhaha
03:00 <TheRiddler> can she have dyed hair?
04:00 <TheRiddler> at school that is
04:00 <Klutch> do you feel you have failed as a parent if she turns into a emo cosplaying tumblr feminist?
04:00 <Klutch> because i would.
04:00 <TheRiddler> if so turn the front into a unicorn horn and dye it pink
04:00 <TheRiddler> or purple
04:00 <Klutch> LOL
04:00 <Serenity> she could have dyed hair but im not fucking doing that
05:00 <Serenity> tumblr feminist yes Klutch the rest eh whatever
05:00 <Klutch> hahaha
05:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.viralspeak.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/unicorn-hair-7.jpg?080bf6
05:00 <Serenity> thats just hair spray anyway
06:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
06:00 <TheRiddler> http://static.zerochan.net/Mioda.Ibuki.full.1296692.jpg
06:00 <TheRiddler> or do this lol
06:00 <Klutch> if shes goes through a goth stage at 16, hit me up.
07:00 <TheRiddler> she'll be the cool kid
07:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
07:00 <TheRiddler> why Klutch?
07:00 <Klutch> i like em barely legal?
07:00 <TheRiddler> ...
08:00 <TheRiddler> wtf is wrong with you
08:00 <Serenity> dude no
08:00 <Serenity> just no
08:00 <TheRiddler> that's not even barely legal
08:00 <Klutch> 16 is the age of consent m8
08:00 <TheRiddler> and that's her kid
09:00 <TheRiddler> that's what pandas said about mel's baby isn't it
09:00 <Klutch> personally im amazed that people are still shocked by the things i say
09:00 <couleurs> me 2
10:00 <TheRiddler> I'm still amazed that you haven't grown up at all
10:00 <Klutch> really?
10:00 <Klutch> im never going to grow up
10:00 <Klutch> im like peter pan
10:00 <Klutch> or michael jackson
11:00 <Klutch> i want to be a kid 5eva
11:00 <georgeandwell> hi
11:00 <amelia> i wish all my boyfriends could jus get along
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <georgeandwell> hows every1
11:00 <georgeandwell> 2nite
11:00 <Klutch> amelia i really wish you wouldnt treat me like this
11:00 <Klutch> y cant u c u and me r meant 2 b
12:00 <couleurs> gr8 m8 sgarn
12:00 <TheRiddler> no one wants to share you amelia
12:00 <TheRiddler> :p
13:00 <Klutch> coz shes special
13:00 <georgeandwell> yeah alright m8
13:00 <TheRiddler> you're gonna have to dump them all and find some bi dudes
13:00 <amelia> never
14:00 <Klutch> she would never dump me, we have too much history
14:00 <TheRiddler> but then you can play trains
14:00 <TheRiddler> choo choo tunnel
14:00 <TheRiddler> 5 carriages
15:00 <Klutch> thats very demeaning
15:00 <Klutch> shes not black
15:00 <Klutch> nice white girls dont do trains
15:00 <amelia> JEEEEEEEZUS
15:00 <TheRiddler> huh?
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls here wana be slutty
18:00 <Klutch> Amelia does
18:00 <amelia> no I have too much of an ego to be slutty
18:00 <georgeandwell> ok
19:00 <Klutch> i said want to be
19:00 <Klutch> not that you are
19:00 <couleurs> ok
19:00 <amelia> ohhhh
19:00 <TheRiddler> I think they can be slutty without you georgeandwell
20:00 <TheRiddler> besides they would have a easier time finding it
21:00 <Pilchard> hi
22:00 <TheRiddler> finally bought viagra Pilchard
22:00 <TheRiddler> but how will you cum
22:00 <Pilchard> in your mouth :P
23:00 <Lumeah2> u tried it? 
24:00 <georgeandwell> i detect fags
24:00 <Klutch> dont be racist
28:00 <georgeandwell> dont be sexist
28:00 <TheRiddler> someone made a video game based on the movie cube
29:00 <Klutch> whats it called?
29:00 <Klutch> i love that movie
29:00 <TheRiddler> *The Cube
29:00 <TheRiddler> half dead
29:00 <Klutch> first time i saw it was on a shit ton of acid, i was so confused
29:00 <couleurs> me 2
30:00 <Klutch> no u dint
30:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1r see a movue
30:00 <couleurs> sgarn
30:00 <georgeandwell> yo
30:00 <Klutch> http://i.imgur.com/uHMEoMX.jpg
30:00 <Klutch> I know how to party.
31:00 <amelia> wot movie would you take them to see georgio
32:00 <TheRiddler> I wanted to take faux to a outdoor cinema when I was in sydney a few years ago
33:00 <faux> what
33:00 <TheRiddler> outdoor cinema eating a bucket of kfc
33:00 <faux> mmm
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <couleurs> HoT
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <faux> :p
33:00 <georgeandwell> amelia i dunno
33:00 <TheRiddler> it was some thing they had near the sydney harbour bridge
34:00 <faux> o yw
34:00 <faux> ye*
34:00 <Meme^King> good evening boys and girls
34:00 <couleurs> hiiiiiiiii
35:00 <dematerialised> hi2u couleurs
35:00 <Serenity> whats your obsession with kfc buckets lately lol
35:00 <Klutch> fuck
35:00 <Klutch> hes here
35:00 <Klutch> im out homies
35:00 <couleurs> did u c mr robot HOLY SHIT 20/10 best episode yet
35:00 <dematerialised> amelia you didn't answer my question last night, i humbly await your reply
35:00 <dematerialised> nah havent seen it yet
35:00 <couleurs> DuDe...
36:00 <dematerialised> i need to get off my ass and schedule this shit
36:00 <dematerialised> so i dont forget
36:00 <TheRiddler> who me?
36:00 <TheRiddler> or faux
36:00 <georgeandwell> hm
37:00 <dematerialised> dl'ing now couleurs
37:00 <dematerialised> i shall watch when it's done
37:00 <dematerialised> also you really need to get preacher
37:00 <couleurs> more happened in that 1 episode than the previous 4
37:00 <amelia> wot
37:00 <couleurs> yea i watch it tomorrow i guess
38:00 <couleurs> finished stranger things
38:00 <couleurs> 4 out of 5 tiggieroonies
38:00 <TheRiddler> how many tiggiers
38:00 <TheRiddler> cool
38:00 <dematerialised> yeah i suppose i should start watching it too
38:00 <dematerialised> thats a solid rating plus everyone at work is talking about it too
39:00 <couleurs> it could have been 2 eps longer, the last ep felt a bit rushed
39:00 <faux> wtf 
39:00 <dematerialised> hi fox :3
39:00 <dematerialised> and k9
39:00 <faux> my sis just asked me to save her from romeo
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi there
39:00 <faux> how teh fuck does she know who romeo is
39:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <morgoth> I got hacked and someone deleted my Catholic Pornography collection
40:00 <dematerialised> i wish someone would hack you and uninstall your irc client
40:00 <Klutch> i feel the same about you dematerialised
40:00 <dematerialised> is that you Loof?
40:00 <dematerialised> hehe
40:00 <faux> hehe
40:00 <faux> :p
41:00 <dematerialised> <TheRiddler> :p
41:00 <Klutch> tehe
41:00 <couleurs> <amsy> hehe
41:00 <Serenity> i thought stranger things could have been a full 12 ep season
41:00 <Serenity> instead of 8
41:00 <couleurs> thank u
41:00 <dematerialised> seems to be the way these days
42:00 <couleurs> they probably blew the budget
42:00 <Doodle> /nick thebudget
42:00 <couleurs> the cgi etc was better than most movies
42:00 <Serenity> blew the budget trying to make it look 80s
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> who is romeo
43:00 <couleurs> and everything was 80s as fuck
43:00 <faux> i dont know ash lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <Serenity> had a hell retro vibe it was really cool
43:00 <faux> shekeeps saying romeoo
43:00 <Serenity> even the opening screen etc
43:00 <couleurs> plus probably heaps of music royalties 
43:00 <TheRiddler> is she speaking shakespere
44:00 <faux> lmao
44:00 <faux> idk
44:00 <TheRiddler> is it from a show she watches
44:00 <faux> i have 0 clue
44:00 <couleurs> i'm shakespere 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse they name!!!
44:00 <dematerialised> pestilence
44:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <faux> we were story telling before 
45:00 <faux> she told me im mr crabs
45:00 <faux> ftom spongebob
45:00 <dematerialised> lol
45:00 <Serenity> rofl
45:00 <faux> idk how i feel about this
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <couleurs> Owned.
45:00 <TheRiddler> is it the way you laugh
45:00 <faux> excuse me
46:00 <faux> dont be rude
46:00 <morgoth> is she a snorter?
46:00 <dematerialised> she's a rip snorter
46:00 <faux> wut
46:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhM4VQFkw04
46:00 <Doodle> mr crabs is the best
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mr. Krabs' laugh Views: 95,605 Uploader: TristanDeVille Uploaded: Aug 27, 2012 Duration: 0m5s Rating: 4.55
46:00 <Doodle> *krabs
46:00 <Doodle> I LIKE MONEY
47:00 <Doodle> a crayfish after me own heart
47:00 <morgoth> I believe an old man in the sky will make my life perfect so that I never have to woryy about a thing
47:00 <Serenity> im sorry
47:00 <dematerialised> you should be
47:00 <faux> i most certainly do not laugh likw that
47:00 <faux> kekekekeke
48:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <dematerialised> scarn
49:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/clubplates/videos/618067498353893/
51:00 <dematerialised> wb lumies bb
52:00 <georgeandwell> hows it goin
52:00 <couleurs> cars have wheels :)
52:00 <Pilchard> hrrmmmm
53:00 <morgoth> ok ok, has the Internet made humanity superficial?
53:00 <dematerialised> yes
54:00 <dematerialised> 100%
54:00 <morgoth> well, we havent had the first internet war yet
54:00 <georgeandwell> internet made me go n e grlz 1r meetz
55:00 <dematerialised> the internet and social media removed all intimacy from human interaction
55:00 <dematerialised> now we only interact with eachother's digital personas
55:00 <dematerialised> prove me wrong
55:00 <couleurs> i'm an internet
56:00 <morgoth> there used to be a good solid fear in all hearts that out there somewhere was a serial killer on your trail
01:00 <Serenity> now people want there to be a serial killer so they can record it and go viral
01:00 <dematerialised> pretty much
01:00 <dematerialised> get their 15 minutes of e-fame
02:00 <georgeandwell> i prefer real bj
02:00 <georgeandwell> not xhamster
02:00 <Klutch> luka magnotta is my idol
03:00 <georgeandwell> chaturbate
03:00 <georgeandwell> full of weirdo 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.jellybeangroup.com/wallaboo-baby-sling-cotton-toffee-p525961.html <—— looking at buying a baby sling / carrier and I came across this weirdo mum… check the fucking hair out :|
09:00 <morgoth> big hair is back in
10:00 <morgoth> must be due to trump, you know like wars and hemlines
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, the ‘mum’ just looks frazzled. Like WOW buy this carrier and you’ll have enough time to brush your hair… eventually
11:00 <GoldSpade> stupid hair cut
11:00 <GoldSpade> her baby is probably mentally ill
12:00 <Klutch> it looks like she got electricuted.
12:00 <morgoth> elvira
12:00 <xm> /nam/9
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> baahahah
12:00 <TheRiddler> the munsters are back
13:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFCnvH2E-6A
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Munsters theme song Views: 4,614,231 Uploader: noisywan Uploaded: Oct 1, 2007 Duration: 0m44s Rating: .0
13:00 <couleurs> if she came online her nick would be Broom^Head_Mom
13:00 <Serenity> lol wtf is up with that hair
14:00 <Klutch> you're late Serenity
14:00 <Serenity> am not
14:00 <morgoth> again?
15:00 <morgoth> how many is this one?
15:00 <TheRiddler> http://images.sequart.org/images/Bride-of-Frankenstein-Monster-and-Bride.jpg
15:00 <Klutch> HHAHAHA
15:00 <Serenity> wot
18:00 <couleurs> ye
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah weird hair!
19:00 <faux> ye
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> Its what happens to you after a baby duh
19:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> I currently look like yahoo serious 
19:00 <faux> tenks
19:00 <faux> pix
19:00 <dematerialised> dix pix
19:00 <faux> was wondering why life was so dark
20:00 <faux> my screen brightness was low
20:00 <dematerialised> lol
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <faux> now i can see again
20:00 <faux> phew
20:00 <faux> me sissy went to sleep
20:00 <TheRiddler> aww
20:00 <faux> now im bored
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <faux> she has school tomoz
20:00 <faux> o
20:00 <TheRiddler> ah cool
20:00 <faux> ye
21:00 <faux> and then ballet eheeeee
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol cute
21:00 <faux> ye
21:00 <faux> fuck im behind on so mmany shows
21:00 <faux> need to catch up
21:00 <TheRiddler> same
22:00 <dematerialised> i need ketchup
22:00 <faux> u still using tv show time 
22:00 <TheRiddler> yes
22:00 <faux> good
22:00 <faux> brb stalking to see what u been watching
22:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <faux> yay oitnb
23:00 <TheRiddler> yep I'm done with that
23:00 <faux> and other crap idont recognise
23:00 <faux> lo
23:00 <faux> l
23:00 <faux> is that anime
23:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
24:00 <TheRiddler> I added so much
24:00 <faux> o ye
24:00 <faux> kewl
24:00 <faux> do u use tv show time coy
24:00 <faux> couleurs: 
24:00 <faux> *
24:00 <faux> CoY
24:00 <couleurs> nope
24:00 <faux> download it pls ty
25:00 <TheRiddler> there
25:00 <TheRiddler> I'm updated
25:00 <dematerialised> im downdated
25:00 <couleurs> is it another 1 of them snapchat things
26:00 <dematerialised> yes
26:00 <dematerialised> but isntead of nudes its tv shows
26:00 <couleurs> coool!!!!!
28:00 <dematerialised> margot robbie: i am a huge comic book nerd lol please cum on my tits
31:00 <TheRiddler> oh I forgot she was the girl in the first bayformers movie
31:00 <TheRiddler> ugh
31:00 <TheRiddler> worst 1 in that movie besides leboofhead
31:00 <couleurs> HoT
32:00 <dematerialised> margot robbie wasnt in transofrmers?
32:00 <dematerialised> are you scrolled up
32:00 <dematerialised> haha
32:00 <TheRiddler> oh
33:00 <TheRiddler> maybe she just looks like her
33:00 <TheRiddler> who was the blonde girl in transformers
34:00 <dematerialised> dunno
34:00 <dematerialised> i onyl remember megan fox
34:00 <dematerialised> the other two films i dont even remember
34:00 <TheRiddler> oh rachael taylor
35:00 <dematerialised> speaking of cute butts
35:00 <TheRiddler> rachael taylor also plays trish walker in jessica jones
35:00 <dematerialised> hi partay
36:00 <TheRiddler> so they're both blonde aussies as comic book characters :p
36:00 <Serenity> yes my butt does look cute in these jeans
36:00 <Serenity> ty
36:00 <dematerialised> lol sezz
36:00 <Serenity> :E
36:00 <dematerialised> :3
38:00 <couleurs> i'm a transformer
39:00 <Serenity> informer?
39:00 <TheRiddler> what do you turn into?
39:00 <dematerialised> autobutts, roll out
39:00 <dematerialised> oh yeah master robot finished downloading
39:00 <dematerialised> ima go watch that now
39:00 <dematerialised> ttfn lovers
39:00 <TheRiddler> laters
40:00 <couleurs> :))))))))))))
40:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to bed
40:00 <TheRiddler> night
45:00 <GoldSpade> Picard
45:00 <couleurs> sux
45:00 <GoldSpade> what does Picard mean
48:00 <couleurs> worst new chatter ever
48:00 <faux> agreed
48:00 <Klutch> night bbycaeks emilio <3<3
48:00 <faux> Next
49:00 <Picard> moron
49:00 <faux> ye u r
50:00 <Picard> talking to you 
50:00 <faux> 2 late
50:00 <Picard> sorry
50:00 <Klutch> picard
51:00 <Klutch> i heard you're a fatty
51:00 <faux> is fat
51:00 <Klutch> is that true?
51:00 <faux> ll
51:00 <Klutch> HAHAHA
51:00 <faux> olfoxlsmx
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <Picard> yes
51:00 <Picard> not as fat as faux
51:00 <Picard> close
51:00 <faux> lollllllllllll
51:00 <Picard> she is 118,im 117
51:00 <Klutch> faux are you phat?
51:00 <Picard> our goal is 125
52:00 <faux> ye man obesity is me middle name
52:00 <couleurs> :p
52:00 <Picard> faux how many kebabs can u eat a day, ive done 14
52:00 <faux> and stay out
53:00 <couleurs> :o
55:00 <Klutch> faux why are you so angry
55:00 <faux> im not angry i just have a low tard tolerance
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wish all the shit cunts left
56:00 <couleurs> me 2
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> a few have left! thats a good thing
57:00 <Picard> katatonic_kate01 what makes you think you're not a shit cunt?
57:00 <Klutch> if you have a low tard tolerance you should probably stay off the internet
58:00 <Klutch> internet is like 80% speshul people
58:00 <Picard> correct
58:00 <Klutch> Picard you're one of them
58:00 <Picard> as are u
59:00 <Klutch> no im not
59:00 <Klutch> i bridge the line
59:00 <Picard> u crossed the line
59:00 <Klutch> i can turn it on and off
59:00 <faux> turn it off
59:00 <faux> before i banish u all
59:00 <faux> for breathing
59:00 <faux> tenks
59:00 <Serenity> theres a diffrent between being an outright potato brain and doing it on purpose
59:00 <Picard> :P
59:00 <faux> mm potati
00:00 <Picard> whats your excuse?
00:00 <faux> i want mash now pls
00:00 <Klutch> Serenity which one am i?
00:00 <faux> potato
00:00 <Serenity> you're a fucking troll klutch lol
00:00 <Picard> spud
00:00 <Klutch> lul
00:00 <couleurs> i'm 1 of the 1%
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah me too
01:00 <Serenity> like a real troll not these bib wearings that come on here and think trolling is calling everyone a pedo
01:00 <Serenity> wearers
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <Klutch> hahahaha
01:00 <faux> ffs
01:00 <Picard> wb
01:00 <faux> shut up
01:00 <Klutch> owned
01:00 <Klutch> savage
01:00 <Klutch> rekt
02:00 <faux> you shut your cock hole also
02:00 <Klutch> yes mam :(
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <faux> good
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
02:00 <couleurs> :)
02:00 <couleurs> if i play FiFa will this tv app log that 2 or what
02:00 <Picard> ouch
02:00 <Picard> u got told Klutch
02:00 <faux> lol couleurs 
02:00 <faux> DID U DOWNLOAD IT
02:00 <Klutch> imma tell you in a second m8
03:00 <Picard> go ahead
03:00 <Klutch> cbf
03:00 <Picard> soft
03:00 <Klutch> too busy cutting myself because amelia doesnt love me
03:00 <couleurs> i will soon ok
03:00 <Trevor> hi baldy
03:00 <Picard> thats a good thing
03:00 <couleurs> i'm on FiFa atm last game
03:00 <faux> oh ok
03:00 <faux> gime ur username when u do
03:00 <faux> ty
03:00 <Trevor> have u flirted with any children 2day
04:00 <Serenity> .
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ffs
04:00 <Picard> thats all you got?
04:00 <faux> WHY MUST YOU ALL BE SHIT
04:00 <couleurs> it will probably be something COOL
04:00 <faux> cooleurs
04:00 <faux> ehehe
04:00 <Trevor> yeah sorry ill try harder next time
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a massage!
05:00 <Trevor> kinda like what u said eh?
05:00 <Klutch> kate why are you katatonic?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m not. Hence the spelling with a K
06:00 <couleurs> :))))))
06:00 <Trevor> brb collecting fucks
06:00 <faux> Kathmandu koala
06:00 <faux> lolzzolllllol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> da fuck faux
06:00 <Clarkson> the crap stuff
06:00 <Klutch> oh your real name is cate?
06:00 <Trevor> bread pitts
06:00 <faux> stil the best one
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> No, it’s not.
06:00 <faux> No.
06:00 <faux> Next.
06:00 <Klutch> tell me more about yourself.
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you *giggles*
07:00 <Klutch> asl?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’m awesome. That’s all you need to know.
07:00 <faux> *rolls eyes* next.
07:00 <Klutch> you have a cute giggle.
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux, you love my eye rolling an nexting.
07:00 <faux> lolll
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s right !
07:00 <faux> nextflix and rol
07:00 <faux> l
07:00 <Klutch> you answer when a man speaks to you.
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> how about SMD
08:00 <Klutch> classy girl
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, just awesome.
08:00 <Klutch> do you wear flannos and smoke cigarettes and say cunt a lot?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly.
08:00 <Klutch> ew.
08:00 <Klutch> faux was right
08:00 <Klutch> next.
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> perfect.
09:00 <faux> Señor Cunt
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah that made me giggle more than it probably should have
09:00 <Trevor> 29<212526katatonic_kate0129> faux, you love my eye rolling an nexting.
09:00 <Trevor> r u suggesting that only 1 eye rolls?
10:00 <faux> .
10:00 <Trevor> u weirdo
10:00 <Serenity> .
10:00 <Klutch> ,
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor you’re a fucking dipshit!
10:00 <Clarkson> thats fucking rotten
10:00 <faux> lordy 
10:00 <Trevor> at least i understand the importance of plurals
10:00 <Trevor> ok
10:00 <Klutch> cya fgt
10:00 <Trevor> bye
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, thanks for that trevor. 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you fuck off now, please/
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> I asked nicely.
11:00 <Klutch> Trevor can you give us an english lesson on plurals pls
11:00 <Trevor> yea prob should
11:00 <Serenity> you wouldnt say eyes rolling you spastic
11:00 <Serenity> etc
11:00 <Serenity> wwtf
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> THANK you serenity
11:00 <Trevor> Klutch, k m8 well pluralz r lik da difference in quan wen u want to specify more den whan
11:00 <faux> lorddx
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> I didn’t think i needed to point that out to the grammar king… 
12:00 <faux> i wanna smash everyone
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you smash trevor
12:00 <Klutch> faux
12:00 <Klutch> have some xanies bro
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> for being a dumb fuck?
12:00 <Serenity> hes gonna feel really dumb in about 3 seconds when he realises he fucked it up but he will stick with his eyes rolling story because hes a dopey fuck
12:00 <Trevor> Klutch, if dat doesnt make sense then i guess ill skull fuck u all the way to centrelink u dumb cunt
12:00 <Clarkson> so down, b i g biggie, tupac, throw those fingaz out and get down unf, nigga wot
12:00 <Klutch> you're really tense
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL - serenity you read my mind!
12:00 <Klutch> loosen up bby
13:00 <Trevor> ok sorry my bad
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… that’s right. Now don’t type.
13:00 <Trevor> brb ejaculate
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> let the intelligent peeps converse. You fuck off back to your cave, please. 
13:00 <Clarkson> lol hes on facebook chattin to his mum how gay is that
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> Also… preacher (tv series) is pretty awesome. But I wish the preacher dude was taller… so i could lust over him…
15:00 <Trevor> also nobody asked or cares
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> Also, SMD
15:00 <Trevor> also ok maybe i beehhh u fukin tranny
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck?
16:00 <Klutch> i honestly have no idea what trevor says half the time.
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor
16:00 <Trevor> 100%
17:00 <Trevor> i meant to put "will" in there but yea whatevs 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> he / she needs a translator. 
17:00 <Trevor> i realised the error but sent it anyway
17:00 <Trevor> just 2 fuck with my epals <
17:00 <Trevor> <3
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shocked*
17:00 <Klutch> im not your pal, buddy
18:00 <Serenity> im not your buddy chief
18:00 <Klutch> im not your chief, friend
18:00 <Trevor> i just got back from bangladesh btw
18:00 <Trevor> deported
18:00 <Trevor> looool
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> realising the errors of your way, trevor…. are you smoking ice?
18:00 <couleurs> ok what's this thingameebob app called again i'm oneline now
18:00 <Klutch> ice has never made me act that retarded
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> righto
19:00 <couleurs> ready 2 chit n chat
19:00 <Trevor> couleurs, badoo
19:00 <Klutch> ask Serenity
19:00 <couleurs> No!!!!!!!!
19:00 <Klutch> i love me dardi shardis
19:00 <Trevor> dont be a homo couleurs 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
19:00 <Serenity> it really hasnt
19:00 <Trevor> chat 2 girls onlike ok
19:00 <Klutch> http://i.imgur.com/fHk35mj.jpg
19:00 <Klutch> yyyummmmyyyy
19:00 <Klutch> <3
19:00 <Klutch> my true love
20:00 <Trevor> Klutch, just fukin relax aye
20:00 <Serenity> is that a connector pen rofl
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:00 <Klutch> yup
20:00 <Klutch> stole my little sisters connector pen and turned it into a hooter
20:00 <Klutch> im a terrible person
20:00 <Trevor> fuck i want tacos
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wih you a happy psychosis 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> wish*
21:00 <Klutch> in my 10+ years of drug usage ive never had any form of psychosis
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want a packet of smokes
21:00 <Klutch> try again though xo
21:00 <Trevor> except im drunk
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever klutch
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> that, i don’t believe.
21:00 <Trevor> kate can u stop seeking dick online n make me sum tacos ok
21:00 <Trevor> no edicks just etacos
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trevor, i’m a lesbian. I don’t like dick.
22:00 <Trevor> get fucked u dyke cunt
22:00 <Klutch> katatonic_kate01: being completley serious here, why dont you believe that?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> get fucked you poofter cunt.
22:00 <Trevor> poofters dont have cunts u illterately morons
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i work with drug addicts…
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ALL THE TIME
22:00 <Klutch> im not a drug addict though?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> not having a moronic convo about you not experiencing drug related psychosis 
23:00 <Trevor> brb homosexuality
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
23:00 <Klutch> im just genuinely curious if you think all recreational users are addicts with mental issues
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ recreational user… 
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure there are very few rec ice users
24:00 <Trevor> hey kate i got seperated and found my own place to live so like if u still desire i may allow u to come around and ride my dick a lil bit
24:00 <Klutch> well you've just spoken to one of them
24:00 <Klutch> i have 2-3 points once every 3 months, if im lucky
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ trevor - im a lesbian.
25:00 <Klutch> i went through a stage where i was having it every weekend when it was free, but i was no where near close to addicted
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> so SMD
25:00 <Klutch> that only lasted about 2 months
25:00 <Trevor> ok well suit urself
25:00 <couleurs> this app is good faux 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> klutch…. see i don’t believe.
26:00 <Klutch> why though?
26:00 <Trevor> pokemon go is a pretty good dating app btw
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> science
26:00 <Trevor> met a few 9 year old boys
26:00 <Klutch> so you're saying no meth users can do it recreationally?
26:00 <Klutch> because thats just silly
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> meth inceases the amount of dopamine in the brain…. 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> your body becomes addicted to this.
28:00 <Klutch> i'm a raver/clubber and have been since i was 15, in the last 10 years ive seen plenty of people go down the deep end from meth usage, but ive seem more people that have kept it to recreational use with no issues.
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Excellent.
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> end of convo.
28:00 <Klutch> You just see more of the bad of it, because thats all that gets put out there
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> next.
28:00 <Klutch> lmfao
28:00 <Klutch> cant even have a nice debate
28:00 <couleurs> I Love Apps !
28:00 <Klutch> enjoy your closed minded stuck up attitude (y)
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> I will! 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> I <3 science! 
29:00 <Klutch> you cant just go "HUR SCIENCE"
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, I can.
29:00 <ShadowLurker> blah blah blah im a fuckhead piece of shit junkie trash blah blah
29:00 <Klutch> hey ShadowLurker
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> what shadow said ^^
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <Klutch> http://i.imgur.com/U8M7iR8.jpg
30:00 <ShadowLurker> diaf cunt
30:00 <Klutch> this is for you cutie.
30:00 <ShadowLurker> im not clicking your shit links
30:00 <dematerialised> oh my lord couleurs
30:00 <dematerialised> that was extreme
30:00 <Klutch> then go kill yourself ShadowLurker
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
30:00 <ShadowLurker> sure after you
31:00 <dematerialised> Klutch fuck off idiot
31:00 <Clarkson> what the fuck did you take that photo with a potato?
31:00 <Klutch> dematerialised: quiet faggot
31:00 <ShadowLurker> hahah clarkson
31:00 <couleurs> told u m8
31:00 <Clarkson> what a weak fucking human being you are renee.
31:00 <Clarkson> why is it important to have hot girls on IRC? seriously, if you wanna fuck someone or meet a girl to date - go to a social place, like a party or something
31:00 <couleurs> the last 2 scenes WHAT THE FUCK
31:00 <dematerialised> yeah no shit
31:00 <dematerialised> i was like mister robot why did you do that
31:00 <dematerialised> why :(
31:00 <couleurs> just redeemed itself this season
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> *hair flicks like a hot irc girl*
31:00 <dematerialised> agreed
31:00 <\aRomeo_> hehe or "something"
31:00 <couleurs> first 2 eps were cool but then 3 and 4 were a bit meh
32:00 <couleurs> SHITS ON NOW
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m after the lesbian market…! 
32:00 <Klutch> Clarkson: I cant afford a decent phone, i sold it for meth
32:00 <Clarkson> with his penis
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha @ clarky
32:00 <Clarkson> probs way kinkier than our sex
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> true ;)
32:00 <\aRomeo_> my phone has cracks in the screen
32:00 <dematerialised> lol i see Klutch was having his drug-addled grandios moments earlier
32:00 <Klutch> my phone has crack on the screen
33:00 <dematerialised> "lol i have always done drugs and am in no way fucked"
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> my phone has heaps of dick pics
33:00 <dematerialised> says every drug fucked idiot
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <\aRomeo_> i hate penis's
33:00 <Klutch> sure thing mate
33:00 <Klutch> honestly if you ever see me please make yourself known
33:00 <Klutch> i can't wait to drop you on your fucking head
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> penii
33:00 <Klutch> beacuse you talk a shitload of crap
33:00 <dematerialised> lol
33:00 <dematerialised> you sure are scary mister
34:00 <dematerialised> talking big on irc
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <Klutch> name a place :)
34:00 <ShadowLurker> there it is
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh maccas
34:00 <Klutch> id gladly wrap a pole around that ugly mug cunt
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> car park
34:00 <ShadowLurker> ill drop you
34:00 <dematerialised> hha
34:00 <ShadowLurker> sure mate
34:00 <dematerialised> snap ya cunnnnnt
34:00 <Serenity> holy fuck can you boys put your dongs away we're not interested
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lOL
34:00 <\aRomeo_> i want hash crystals
34:00 <dematerialised> no dongs here
34:00 <Serenity> well kate prob is
34:00 <dematerialised> i just love making Klutch cry
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
34:00 <ShadowLurker> kate loves dongs
35:00 <ShadowLurker> and cake
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> I do!
35:00 <Klutch> you are legitmately obsessed with me
35:00 <dematerialised> its like when you people reckon i pick on loof
35:00 <dematerialised> i don't
35:00 <Klutch> and its fucking sad mate
35:00 <dematerialised> i just pick on fuckwits
35:00 <Serenity> i doulc eat an extire cake right now
35:00 <dematerialised> and Klutch is a fuckwit
35:00 <Serenity> could*
35:00 <dematerialised> ergo i pick on him
35:00 <Serenity> entire
35:00 <Serenity> ok i give up
35:00 <Klutch> go suck my brother off some more
35:00 <Klutch> you fucking gay cunt
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> But i’m pretending to be a lesbian here, so guys feel comfortable sending me dick pics and trying to convert me…. back to hero
35:00 <ShadowLurker> why u mad doe
35:00 <Serenity> why do you hate your brother
35:00 <dematerialised> but y u mad Klutch?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ hero
36:00 <ShadowLurker> lol demat
36:00 <Klutch> Serenity: Because he's a piece of shit.
36:00 <Serenity> oh right
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> ergo!
36:00 <dematerialised> his brother is a father and is gainfully employed and has assets
36:00 <dematerialised> thats why Klutch hates him
36:00 <dematerialised> he's the runt
36:00 <Klutch> He also treats his entire family like shit
36:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
36:00 <Klutch> also hes a father
36:00 <Klutch> to a fat pig
36:00 <Klutch> lmfao
36:00 <Klutch> have you seen the mole on her head?
36:00 <Klutch> ssshiiitttttttttttt nigga
36:00 <ShadowLurker> and youre a father to your sister
37:00 <dematerialised> klutch doesn't just have a chip on his shoulder
37:00 <dematerialised> his head is the chip
37:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
37:00 <Maurice> What are you poofy homos rambling on about
37:00 <Serenity> thank goddddddddd
37:00 <Serenity> mauriiiiceee
37:00 <Maurice> Hiiiii
38:00 <ShadowLurker> oh you know poofing and homoing and stuffing dicks in cakes
38:00 <Maurice> Yum
38:00 <dematerialised> i'd stuff my dick in kate
38:00 <dematerialised> i mean cake
38:00 <Clarkson> he had dick out for Serenity
38:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
38:00 <dematerialised> its true Clarkson, i won't deny it
38:00 <Clarkson> what do you sell, besides your ass
38:00 <Maurice> Do tell Clarkson
38:00 <Clarkson> Hows Red Bulls form 'Soz matey for fucking you over'
38:00 <ShadowLurker> did he clarky
38:00 <\aRomeo_> can anyone here score drugs?
38:00 <Clarkson> Boo fucking hoo. 
38:00 <Klutch> \aRomeo_ what chu need bruth
38:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ poofing and homoing LMFAO
38:00 <\aRomeo_> cool
39:00 <Maurice> Don't quote me Clarkson, you poof
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> im still giggling
39:00 <Clarkson> farnham is a fat fuck
39:00 <\aRomeo_> um heaps of stuff
39:00 <Maurice> Oh ok
39:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker loves a good p&h
39:00 <Klutch> i can get you caffeine?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> and cake?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> best guy ever!
39:00 <Serenity> and cake
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick and cake!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEW
39:00 <Clarkson> haven't u ever sucked ass clusiana?
39:00 <dematerialised> why does that name ring a bell
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> you fucked?
40:00 <dematerialised> i might have
42:00 <Klutch> shit music
42:00 <\aRomeo_> Pantera Broken is a good song 
42:00 <dematerialised> cool Klutch
42:00 <dematerialised> ty
42:00 <Klutch> np
42:00 <Klutch> 1v1 me kunt
42:00 <dematerialised> yes it is romeo
42:00 <Clarkson> holepunch a hole, and then skinnier roll up and then 3 way? What a load of shit
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem is the preacher a warewolf ?
42:00 <\aRomeo_> :)
42:00 <dematerialised> negative k9
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
43:00 <dematerialised> ep 4/5
43:00 <dematerialised> when you watch them
43:00 <dematerialised> your mind will be like
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> intrigued!
43:00 <dematerialised> bwuuuuuh
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> im still on the 2nd ep lol… i get side tracked with stuff and things
43:00 <dematerialised> yeah
43:00 <dematerialised> im only watching them fast because i downloaded them all in one hit
43:00 <dematerialised> next season i wont be so far ahead
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i23movies.to 
44:00 <Klutch> yeaahhhh catch up on those movies fatty (y)
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops
44:00 <dematerialised> Klutch why are you still here
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> 123.movies.to <— good site
44:00 <Klutch> i bet you cry your lonely self to sleep every night
44:00 <dematerialised> i dont actually
44:00 <Klutch> you do
44:00 <Klutch> dont deny it
44:00 <ShadowLurker> ice hasnt fucked me...... wants to fite everyone
44:00 <ShadowLurker> sure
44:00 <Klutch> FIGHT ME SHADOWLURKER
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
44:00 <ShadowLurker> sure mate
45:00 <Klutch> rek u m8
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you make him choke on cake, shadow>
45:00 <dematerialised> i get into my nice warm kingsize bed that's been preheated which is in my 10 year old 3x2 villa that i own watching porn on my plasma tv hanging on the other end of the room
45:00 <Clarkson> yea im pretty sure my semen also begins to die off in the company of children
45:00 <\aRomeo_> anyone ever been hit by a car?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
45:00 <dematerialised> i dont have a lot to cry about to be honest
45:00 <ShadowLurker> you couldnt rek anything
45:00 <dematerialised> k9 i will check that site out
45:00 <Klutch> ill rek ur face m8
45:00 <Klutch> you dont know me
45:00 <Klutch> i have rebels mates
45:00 <Klutch> come at me bro
45:00 <Klutch> ROCK CITY CUNT
45:00 <Serenity> CHIKITY CHEK URSELF B4 U REK URSELF
46:00 <dematerialised> i'll sum Klutch up: runt of the litter that never got ahead in live and instead spent it all getting fucked up
46:00 <dematerialised> has muscles the size of grapefruit
46:00 <Klutch> ill sum dematerialised up
46:00 <Klutch> fat cunt whos never had a girlfriend who spends all his time online
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> here we go...
46:00 <Clarkson> I fuck myself
46:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL @ rebels mates
46:00 <dematerialised> i am fat
46:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahaha
46:00 <dematerialised> but you're wrong about  the girlfriend
46:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
46:00 <Maurice> I think Klutch just described me
46:00 <Klutch> oh
46:00 <dematerialised> and spending all my time online
46:00 <Maurice> I've never had a gf either
46:00 <Klutch> she must be fucking fatter than you then
46:00 <Klutch> jesus
46:00 <Clarkson> Matthew go out for a night on the town with an open mind and even opener butthole
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ maurice
47:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont have a girlfriend so what
47:00 <dematerialised> keep being an angsty teenager Klutch
47:00 <dematerialised> it suits you well
47:00 <Serenity> me either CAUSE MY HUSBANDS SELFISH
47:00 <Maurice> I don't even have a boyfriend
47:00 <Klutch> will do xoxo
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Maurice> THATS WHY I DON'T HAVE A BF SEZZ
47:00 <Maurice> Coz my husband is selfish, not yours
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity you have side dudes
47:00 <ShadowLurker> your hubbys so gay
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
47:00 <Maurice> Or not in this case
47:00 <Serenity> yeah plenty of side dudes
47:00 <dematerialised> sezz has hoes in every area code
47:00 <ShadowLurker> side boobs?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw. too cold aye
48:00 <Klutch> serious though whats wrng with partying and getting fucked up?
48:00 <Serenity> only side boob i have is when me tits fall off the side of me knee
48:00 <Clarkson> A clit riddler
49:00 <ShadowLurker> most people grow up
49:00 <\aRomeo_> -8008-$5s!
49:00 <Klutch> ive expperienced some epic shit in my short lifespan, moments with friends i wouldnt trade for anything
49:00 <Clarkson> gangstalked2012: that mosquito pic , didnt see it till just now , I hope ya got the $ for it =P looks like the recoil *jerk felt typically in ya shoulder will be far worse on ya elbow* heheh -- dont get trigger happy with it , got a feeling the 2nd bullet may hit ya in the head cos normally ya wouldnt have the weight of the silencer to counter it -- looks like a jerker of a fucker and much 
49:00 <Klutch> life is all about fun brah
49:00 <Klutch> if you aint having fun, you're doing it wrong
49:00 <ShadowLurker> ded @ 30
49:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
49:00 <Klutch> at least id have enjoyed my time :P
49:00 <ShadowLurker> aure mate
49:00 <ShadowLurker> sure
49:00 <dematerialised> im having fun, and im rich and fat and have almost everything i want
49:00 <dematerialised> only thing im missing is NBN
49:00 <dematerialised> tbh
50:00 <Klutch> if that works for you awesome
50:00 <Klutch> sadly id kill myself if that was my life
50:00 <ShadowLurker> like junkieing works for you
50:00 <dematerialised> i wish you'd kill yourself anyway
50:00 <Klutch> it does?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> klutch, you need god in your life.
50:00 <dematerialised> haha
50:00 <Klutch> fuckdat
50:00 <ShadowLurker> this motherfucker needs jesus
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> I mean you’ve already fucked it with drugs
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
50:00 <dematerialised> also i saw taco was back earlier
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> PRAISE BABY CHEESES 
50:00 <dematerialised> is he well?
51:00 <ShadowLurker> what! hes not dead?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> I thought he had left for good
51:00 <dematerialised> yeah apparently not
51:00 <dematerialised> im happy tbh
51:00 <ShadowLurker> thats a shame
51:00 <dematerialised> i mean i picked on him but he's ok
51:00 <ShadowLurker> no
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> It would be better if he sent dick pics, so i could laugh for a few hours
51:00 <dematerialised> at least he didn't pull an archaois
51:00 <dematerialised> or whatever his name was
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> but… that’s never going to happen.
51:00 <ShadowLurker> oh nooooooo
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> who was that?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> and what did he/she do?
52:00 <dematerialised> some guy that used to absolutely get shat on by me and a few others
52:00 <ShadowLurker> archaos
52:00 <dematerialised> ended up topping himself
52:00 <ShadowLurker> good
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
52:00 <dematerialised> ikr
52:00 <dematerialised> brought it on himself
52:00 <ShadowLurker> best thing he did
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you guys celebrate with cake?
52:00 <dematerialised> nah
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> if so, why was i not invited?
52:00 <ShadowLurker> did i
52:00 <dematerialised> just sombre remembrance
52:00 <ShadowLurker> i put on 15kg
52:00 <dematerialised> haha
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
53:00 <dematerialised> sezz is the one that told me
53:00 <dematerialised> i was like
53:00 <dematerialised> the guy was a fuckwit
53:00 <dematerialised> but still
53:00 <dematerialised> shame
53:00 <Serenity> who
53:00 <Serenity> what
53:00 <dematerialised> my mate archaois
53:00 <Serenity> oh
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… bit of a wtf to kill yo self
53:00 <Serenity> that waste of space
53:00 <ShadowLurker> archgayos
53:00 <dematerialised> haha
53:00 <Serenity> pre sure his death had nothing to do with irc tho
53:00 <Serenity> his life was fucking horrid
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> like join a FB page with a celebrity and fight cyber bullying 
53:00 <dematerialised> i didnt know much about his life
54:00 <ShadowLurker> against Serenity's cyber bullying
54:00 <dematerialised> oh wait wasnt he the idiot that was doing all kinds of drugs and said he was being stalked by the FBI?
54:00 <dematerialised> brb looking up quotes
54:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> stalked by the FBI 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <ShadowLurker> he could hear the black helicopters in his phone
55:00 <\aRomeo_> as we talk right now weed is growing somewhere
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> must have been a rec user like klutch
55:00 <ShadowLurker> he made Maurice's car get a scratch
55:00 <ShadowLurker> and made the perth storms happen
55:00 <Maurice> That fucker
55:00 <Clarkson> like i keep the pieter's wank video
55:00 <Serenity> archaios thought the FBI was after him
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder if he could make cake appear on command
55:00 <Serenity> and he was a chemist
55:00 <ShadowLurker> i can kate
55:00 <Serenity> and had 23423423 seizures a day
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <dematerialised> <archaios> frost: yeah, I met a few guys from 1st SASR when they were down at HMAS Cerberus, that was interesting
55:00 <dematerialised> haha
55:00 <Serenity> he was full on psychotic
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> if your dick tasted like cake, i’d be on it
55:00 <Serenity> daz new him irl they were best mates
56:00 <dematerialised> <archaios> crackychan: not a smart idea. I'm already an unindicted coconspirator in the States.
56:00 <dematerialised> that's the one
56:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
56:00 <dematerialised> and then he was ranting about being extradited or some shit
56:00 <dematerialised> 2010 man
56:00 <dematerialised> that's a long time ago
56:00 <ShadowLurker> ikr
56:00 <ShadowLurker> shush now
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking about insanity…. so i live in a 2bed room unit…. every CUNT here is sleeping in 1 room (husband, + 2 children) I need to move the fuck out ASAP
57:00 <dematerialised> get a cabin in the woods
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah im conidering it
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> considering*
57:00 <Maurice> Go to the 2nd room and leave them to it
57:00 <Serenity> he lost his fucking mind one night when he was trying to tell me that longie had given him the austnet code and he was helping longiue rewrite it
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> I will be lol!
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> mummy’s new room - stay the fuck out
57:00 <Serenity> and i was like ... lol thats not happening dude and longie confirmed
57:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
57:00 <Serenity> heactually went crazy for hours
57:00 <dematerialised> yeah he's got a few quotes about being "a person of significance" in the irc network administration scene
57:00 <dematerialised> yeah ok buddy
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity
58:00 <\aRomeo_> who has sexy eyes?
58:00 <Serenity> it was super awks
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like me on duromine
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
58:00 <ShadowLurker> what was funnier was i had the code
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <couleurs> bbl every1 gonna go add every show i sean 2 this app now bye
58:00 <dematerialised> ok bye cu bb ilu
58:00 <ShadowLurker> o.O
58:00 <couleurs> i'm not amelia!!!!!!!!!!!!
59:00 <dematerialised> pfft
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <dematerialised> you'll have to do
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> you guys!
59:00 <dematerialised> she's not putting out atm
59:00 <ShadowLurker> it all looks the same from the back
59:00 <dematerialised> haha
59:00 <dematerialised> oh couleurs
59:00 <dematerialised> you card :3
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